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ELDEN RING NUT REIGN | THE NIGHT OF SUFFERING AND TORMENT | CLOAKZY X HUTCHMF | #BUNGULATE
06-17-2026 · 8h 51m
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Let's go, let's go!
You know what actually I want the music on I don't want this time a music on how
are you fucking this we got this fine testicular torture Tuesday gentlemen it
is a night for pain it is a night for suffering torment I said wait a minute
Hold on I don't want to enjoy my night. I'm not muted. I'm no fuck yourself. I'm not muted I
Said hold on I don't want to enjoy my night at all. I I was thinking about having a good night
I was like wait a minute hold on. Should I have a good night?
No
No, I shouldn't I want to hate my night. I want to hate myself and so
So, me, Cloaksy, and Hutch will be playing out
at Reignite Rain all night long,
and let's me give up that we might play some Mecha-Kamehamehan.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That is the plan, that is the plan.
Hopefully, Hutch is in.
Honestly, he told me he was eating tacos,
and he had to tell me how he was gonna feel
after he was done eating the tacos.
So, 50-50 shot of Miss Dodge, hopefully he's here.
Uh, oh, new arc update.
Is there a new arc update?
I didn't hear nothing about that.
As you're speaking of,
Let me put my fan on. It is hot as fuck in here. Oh my god. Oh my goodness.
Is there a new update for Ark? No free kit. Oh my goodness. Is that is that massive? I can't
tell if it's massive or not. That might be massive. Or if it is massive. Is that massive?
Was I'm telling you guys? I'm telling you. I know a lot of you guys are a little bit bored
with Ark these days but I believe I believe one day they will rise out of the ashes like a fiery
phoenix drop the most bomb update I know it I feel it I feel it in my bone I do I do one day
one day I know it I know it I know it
Hmm... copium? No, don't copium. Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself, die.
Hmm... fucking extraction shooters. Extraction shooters are the best games ever!
Oh, I'm ready for the misery. Good. So am I. Where's the team at? I'm looking at the left side of
my screen and it's only me that's just scored. Where is the team at? Where is the team at?
Show me at once what the team is doing. Oh mirror on the wall. Show me idiot number one of them all
This fuck ass doesn't even know what day of the week it is. I'm telling you I'm telling you I bet you I say
Hey folks, you remember when we talked 45 minutes ago when we were gonna play out in the midnight
I bet he forgot the entire conversation. I bet you this bucket already forgot the entire conversation
Die. Die you shall of un-get. Die!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes die. Yes! Yes die! Die die die!
Die! Die die die die die die!
I'm just thinking about you and I knew that! I knew that! I knew that!
Die die die die die die die die die!
Oh
All right, fuck them we'll check off idiot number two we'll take on any other two ways
Mr. Chad
Every see these dough this talk goes. I'm calling them. I'm calling ring ring ring ring. That's the sound of the
Tell you the device the cellular device
Your baby is mine. Oh you get a little Peter you get a little P
Great team, thank you, thank you.
One is stuffing his face, and the other one is getting pooped on right here in
another version of the game.
This is already going so great, this is already going so great.
There's only no free load out for Night Raid and closed scrutiny.
God, that makes more sense, that makes more sense.
Mr. Knut, which side of the week is best for a cool, refreshing, crisp,
voodoo rage into the Tuesday, Tuesday, Mr. Jose?
Of course it does, Tuesday's one of the top seven best days of the week.
of the week to drink. Absolutely. And Hudson answer. Guys, guys, I'm telling you, guys,
when I tell you it is the most aides syphilis thing trying to get streamers to do something
together at a certain point in time, I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. Look
at this. Hunt is not even answering. And we can see what Gloaksy's doing. He's just
Look at him! Look at him!
Oh my god, it is the worst. It is the worst.
Display Becca.
Oh, the club is going up on a Tuesday. Yes, I have my silly juice right here.
It's going to be cheers boys, cheers.
Oh, we wait for our idiot friends to get on the game with us.
Fuck Gloksy.
50.90 in the bag. Alright pal.
Alright, by the way, he's really going to get that.
For those of you guys who don't know gimmick, betrayed me.
Betrayed us in dark of your state for a 5090 from mr. Stark ones yet again just like mr. Officer
Selling his soul selling his soul for dollars
I
Would do it too, but also without the soul part the 50 90 part
That's the 50 90 part the 50 90 part
I do it for free. All right, okay. All right, all right, okay
Oh, that's not very kind at all. That's not very kind at all
That's a very kind of all let me see my co-cloak see whatever he's done here with this. What is this?
God fray first Ed's Lord
Let me see once he's done once he's done finishing off the edge of Lord
I'm gonna call him and as soon as he's done finishing off the edge Lord. I'm gonna give him a quick ring
Wait, is he gonna die? Oh my god. Is he gonna die? He has no help pushing that. Oh
My god, he might die
Oh, my goodness.
Let me, let me, let me, let me see what he's saying.
Oh, do you want to get it done by 335?
Yes!
I fucking told you, chat. Let's go!
Alright, okay, good fam, good fam.
I'm calling, I'm calling, I'm calling.
Gloksy, answer!
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Good fam. Elden Ring socks.
Yo!
Oh, hello, Mr. Gloksy! How are you on this fine day?
Fucking great!
I saw that that was that was an intense battle an intense battle mr.
Glovesy I'm sweating profusely. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm sweating for you
That was legendary. You had but one out with no
functions
That that was great. That was great. Everyone said it's what they always say there. We say leave
I'm not strong enough, but I locked in
Good for you, mr.
Are you ready to really lock it? Are you ready to stop playing baby out in ring and play real out in ring?
I'm down. I'm down. Are you ready to play? I'm ready to play a hunch isn't answering right now, of course
Let me take it coaxie. I always thought of you as the most unreliable fucker. I've ever met my life
But I think hunch might take the spot. I should good take yours
Are you gonna let him do that? You should leave the chat right now and stop responding for half an hour
what are they just to reclaim your spot on the throne okay I'm reliable
reliably a bit no I'm reliable hello oh yeah no course of course remember when
remember the other night when you joined mecha chameleon two hours late
muted up played two rounds and then left without saying goodbye okay well that
dude the mecha chameleon it goes motherfuckers weren't real right I had no
No clue what was going on.
I'm again straight Picasso.
Do you remember?
Do we all remember?
I was painting myself a solid color.
Conductions, congratulations.
All right, hop on out into the ring night rate.
We might have to run and do over.
That's okay.
I've been practicing, not actually, but mentally,
getting ready for it, getting ready for it.
You sure about that?
Yes, thinking about it.
Like, thinking about what I would do different,
but not actually practicing.
Mental practice, mental, mental,
Middle burpees, middle burpees.
It is time, it is time, it is time, gentlemen, it is time.
I do find Clogsy.
He hutches now at the hospital,
he hutches at the hospital right now.
Wait, what?
I could just be waiting one day.
Yeah, how was I trying to know?
Silhan underscore Omar said that.
Is that what he, is that what he pounds?
No, I have no clue who that guy is.
You just got one guy, man.
Are we sure Sheldon underscore Omar would lie to us?
You sure?
Yeah, probably.
I don't know.
That joke.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Could be, could be.
We'll keep that tab open.
We'll keep that tab open.
All right, okay.
I'm just gonna touch, touch, we are playing.
Where are you?
There we go.
I will probably want to do it.
We'll probably want to do it.
Honestly, I'm gonna tell you, we can do it ourselves.
We can do it ourselves, 100%.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm warmed up too.
Yeah, you're warmed up.
And I'm warmed up mentally.
I tell you, I've been practicing in my mind
when I would do.
I mean, we're probably fucked, yeah.
Nah.
Eee!
Nah!
I'm going to have to get my food from the door.
I'm gonna eat this.
I've got your food.
I'm in the lobby.
I still need to bite.
Okay.
Mm-mm.
Here you go.
Oh, it's not working again is it eyes the coach you just make you name something I can search. Oh my god
I do yo, all right. Bye. Why your name is line line line line line line line
You can't say
All right, thank you so much. You're not a fucking seaside. Thank you so much. Thanks so much
Hmm
You can do it out of me. Yeah, you can do it. I think it weighed
I heard it actually scales like the enemies, but I don't know how is it like lower the health or lower the amount of damage
They do how does it do it? I mean the number of enemies was how does it scale?
Does he would know how it scales with two people?
Let me get the tree real quick. I think it's gonna flash
Yes to all scales upwards
You get fucked.
Full scale down HP, it scales, boss health is less.
Please play Goofy Gorillas with the crew.
What?
Goofy Gorillas?
Goofy Gorillas?
What is that?
What is Goofy?
What's Goofy Gorillas?
What is goofy what's goofy gorilla's what's what's goofy gorilla's?
Hmm
Look it up. Hold on. Wait a second
goofy gorilla's
Wait a second goofy gorilla's hold on. Wait a minute goofy gorilla's. Hey, you say goofy gorilla's
Hey, hold on goofy gorilla's
You say goofy gorilla's
Hold on a minute, wait, goofy gorillas?
Goofy gorillas?
Where are the gorillas?
I don't even know what's happening right now.
up by earning goofy points. Whether it's normal, comma, or goofy.
that looks something that's something that's something for sure oh fantastic
that's great to hear that's great to hear we will be in the bungalows we were
looking at this new hot game. Goofy Gorillaz. Goofy Gorillaz! Goofy Gorillaz!
It's just, it's just kind of deaf, it's, it's just, can you hear us, hmm, hmm, guys I'm not
going to lie to you goofy gorillas, not me, shall we play.
I'll find suggestions sir, there are no stupid suggestions, there are no bad suggestions,
stupid suggestions except for goofy gorillas at one exception any other
suggestion is not stupid don't worry that's the only stupid suggestion perhaps
perhaps perhaps play Valorant oh no I'd rather play goofy gorillas I'd rather
play goofy gorillas than Valorant OSRS oh that would be a dream that would be a
You dream?
Who wants to watch seven hours of woodcutting?
Play Halo Watch, we might play Halo.
Actually, I was taking them guys.
Coconut Text Me Day.
Coconut Text Me Day, and he goes,
Mr. Peanut, you and I should do a 24 hour stream
where we beat a bunch of games in a row and win stuff.
And I was like, well, hold on.
The new Halo games coming out on the 28th of July.
So I think me and Coco might do a 24 hour banger
with a bunch of games, beat them all,
including Halo and RIP it.
You're in top of boys, you're in top of boys,
is that a good plan, is that a good plan?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, oh yeah, oh yeah.
For baby, for kids.
Two nuts, one sec, gentlemen, two nuts, one sec.
Mr. Coconut, I miss him so.
I think he's in some type of rust, who's he doozy?
Hmm wait wasn't he suspended from Halo?
Hey hold on
Let me sing it once what's going on?
And who coconuts? How do you get suspended from Halo?
Coconut got suspended from Halo they lost like 20% of their player base
Is he actually suspended from Halo?
I
Have to eat some fucking food real quick welcome back and so welcome back. You should have an invite waiting to read box
Okay, I'm gonna make a commute mecca. Whatever at night. You told me we're gonna do Halo custom today
So I was getting ready for Halo custom not fucking pay. I said, oh, I'm so sorry guys
No, I'm so sorry your life must be so hard guys. You hear that I threw him for a loop instead of playing Halo
Oh, he had to play another game.
Guys, can we get a, can we get a,
so sorry, your life is so hard, Mr. Cloaksy.
Can we get in the chat real quick?
Oh my goodness, Cloaksy.
I couldn't expect you to make changes like that on a dime.
That would be, oh my goodness.
Oh, guys, you hear that?
He was all getting up for Halo.
And the reason why he couldn't play
is because we switched games last minute.
Oh my goodness, Cloaksy.
I mean, I don't think anyone has suffered more than you
that night.
In the history of human guide,
No one has ever suffered more than you on that night.
I will never forget.
I owe you my life.
With how wrong I did you on that night.
How wrong I did you.
Asshole.
Oh my goodness.
I could not imagine.
Guys, could you even imagine?
I could even imagine.
I could not imagine the torment and turmoil
you must have gone through that night when we switched games.
I got so, I got so excited.
Do it again!
But I I did
Yeah, dude, oh, wait, no you're in my game
You're yelling at me
All right, are we running it? Oh, we wait for hodge. I don't know how I said he's on his way
So I don't really know was that me was like this if it's anywhere over 20 meters
He's gonna take about an hour to jog that far
He said I'm my way you motherfucker. I said, okay. What does that mean? It's already 734
You know what fuck it. We're running one without him
Let's use it. Let's use it. You ready? Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready
No, it's not crime I'm warmed up by the way and fuck you cook your new man through
I
That's right!
Oh, Mr. OG is through and Mr. World's in a world of what's good, bad, good, ah, bad!
And Mr. Tom, I'm a what's good boy, good, bad, good, ah, bad!
Thank you.
What?
Me, too, but what?
Final runners come down next week.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Mr. Journey, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Sophie
Fuck you, but when you say when you say you have no sleep snow bleed no bitches
Yes, I didn't just you made such a the same thing in your both races listen guys
Why
I feel really good about this game that's all I want to say
I'm not even joking. I think we're gonna win this on the first try. I'm not even fucking with you
I feel so good about this right. We have no fire. No sleep. Are we gonna win this first?
Why are we even fired for him? I mean not no fire. We have no bleed. He's my best
But we only bleed or sleep
That means you're gonna have to carry
Oh, yeah, that's not going to happen.
That's just not going to happen, jeez.
That's just not going to happen.
Is there another side? Oh, I'm dead.
Um, there's...
He's not... He's not... He's not...
Rosie, hold on. Let's...
Rosie, go see...
One shot of B2B Fair.
It was a one shot.
One shot only.
Obviously, if he can shoot me in one shot...
Oh, yo-yo!
Look who died now!
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing.
No.
Peanut.
Peanut.
Peanut.
I wasn't looking at my screen because my head was down.
That's why.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That's okay.
Just a mere bump on the road to success.
Can we just restart?
No, no, we don't restart.
We don't restart.
We never restart.
We never restart ever unless we want to.
But not right now because I don't want to.
All right.
Bam, got him!
This boss is dead, he's got a weapon, he's got a weapon.
Ooh, I'm already cooking, I'm already cooking!
Wait, oh wait, oh wait, should I get this instead?
Oh my god, wait, wait, does the boss use sleep or is he just weak to sleep?
Gosh, wait, does the boss use sleep or just...
I think he's weak to sleep.
Okay, because I just found improved sleep resistance 75 plus, so I shouldn't get that.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, oh, he's just weak to sleep.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Yeah.
Right.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, I'm killed bosses up here.
Okay, okay, okay, honestly, should we split up or should we stay the same thing?
I'm gonna go for this church, I'm gonna go for this church, I'll be back.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh guys, probably the best.
Packed people with disclosure.
I'm not about the best, but...
Probably good.
Did you kill the boss down here?
Yeah, it was the first castle right next to this one.
Yeah
I'm going for a I want to this came up here the poison camp
Okay, so I'm just gonna try let's try this would try something up the first game
And then on a day two when we combine and take the castles a castle. Oh, there's no castle there
Oh wait, this is the new castle the bottom weapons close eat it. Yeah
Where the hell is the interest in his place
Who builds a castle with no entrance?
I'm wasting so much time doing a full lap around this castle.
You've got to be fucking my asshole.
Oh my goodness.
Where's the entrance?
Oh, they got up here.
I've been up here.
I've been up here.
I've been up here.
I've been up here.
I've been up here.
I've been up here.
I've been up here.
And the zone closing and I believe
Just as we paid it up just as we pay up just as we wrote it up
You know what you really like oh my god, bro. I've been holding B. I forgot there's a print front in this
Of course we boys you're gonna look at this inside of thing. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go this way you go for the you go for the light
Well, yeah, yeah
That's the one that's going to phones
Which one? Which one? Over yonder, over yonder!
Oh my god!
Okay, here's a leprechaun trying to poop on me!
I'm trying to catch it in my mouth. Oh, I went to the wrong camp. I'm an idiot. Oh my god.
I'm gonna try to kill him, I'm gonna try to kill him.
Super John!
Wait, that's not the march, I'm out of here.
Let's...
You went to the wrong camp, you went to the wrong camp.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I miss you at pretty good on the point right now.
Because you're even powerful enough to beat the codes of ourselves?
probably there's a code up top you do your tip I'm gonna do my cable that will
be at the code camp yeah yeah
I
Bet the right here now good
Locking
No, T coach. I'm just gonna win this one. This isn't a camp. How is this? It's just an old guy sitting next to a campfire
He's hanging out.
He increases item equip slots.
What is that?
No, no.
Is this good?
Is this good?
Oh, it's for a pro, apparently, a pro.
Oh, there's a blackbow.
Oh my God, I need that.
I need that.
Well, I think that's the best vote for me. I everybody can't tell me to get the black ball last time
Which is black ball the best is black ball the best
Yes, it's not Ella. Well, no, what's what's the best one get what's much more than good?
DBC is the best
Talisman, but let me know if you see a bow called the Talisman mr. Clonesy. I need that
Got it. I'm going for the I'm going for the clone clone cable. He's there. He's there
We don't we don't know that the timing that's not it it's the the tree bow if you see the tree bow
Do we see the tree bow? Let me know
Kind of us oh I'm on a bus a lot of us
You know what, it's killing each other, boss, right here as well.
Oh my God, how can we get into a trifecta?
Alright.
I'm gonna kill all the indigent servants.
Oh my God, how can mom save me?
So, I always have my super shot and lay up a little longer.
Super shot!
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
We are cooking, we are cooking.
We are cooking.
Oh my god, wait, I should get that.
Oh, but this one, oh fuck, that one has an incredible side one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Look at that, don't project that, David.
Drop off, don't project.
Oh my god, that's so good.
This game
You guys I still I sort of with the best boys. That's what is the best bow in the game?
Someone tell me the name
Earn tree bow. Oh, you got it. Oh, I just got madness
I'm coming up! I'm coming up! I'm coming up! I'm coming up! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die! Don't die!
I had my old bro.
Oh my god. I'm trolling. I'm trolling. I'm trolling. I'm trolling.
No!
I'm actually fucking trolling, man.
He got to get back. He got to get down here fast.
Yeah, I see people get down here.
Good, good, good, good.
Come on the boss, come on the boss!
Okay.
Super shot!
Come here.
Don't die.
All right.
Right we gotta go we gotta go
Now you love love is your love looking down there yeah, there was a lot of money you that's whatever it's whatever
I it's fine fine fine. I just won't die. I never die
We are
Oh
Somebody keep that list of the top four boys. I'm gonna need it again. I've already got all of them
I don't know what this one does when I act like that, it's the BB one.
What do I know?
We are doing so much.
Iron Rift mode, Serpent mode, Iron Eyes mode, Earth Rift mode, that's from Best of Worries.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Got the Dragon Warrior on me.
Oh, shit.
I don't care.
Shoo!
Marching!
Got these AZ!
Nice. Nice.
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh no!
Peanut!
I-I didn't listen! I didn't listen!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Coachy! Coachy! Coachy! Coachy!
Oh my god!
Don't you dare die! Coachy! I swear to god!
Peanut, shut up!
I
My house boss, you know fucking day
I had no help box I
Should just kill me. Oh, she won that was not I should have just killed it
How are you yet? I go down and for the next 45 seconds straight
You let this guy beat your shit in like he's your pimp. I didn't even see you attack him
This guy's been playing out of big non-stop for weeks and that that that
What was that?
No help us
Yeah, you down three of them you must have been seeing for that guy
I
Also, you saw that he was drinking meat and rule like it was the 16th century
Actually just fucking one of you on the man Jesus Christ raise your ass
You are Jesus Christ Jesus Christ kill me. Yeah. Oh my god. All right. Okay. All right closey-closey. We're locking in we're locking in
We are locked in. We are locked in. How are you more locked in than the Colchee? That's
what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. What? That is what I'm saying right now at this
very moment. This fool. He's a fool. A neanderthal. A maidenless whore. This man is. That doesn't
That doesn't make a lot of sense, but she is the fought we lost.
He is the king in the armor, the broken link in the chain.
You don't have bugs?
What is bugs?
Oh, Mr. Recipe, they've got this wicked man, good man.
And Mr. Shroom, I'm a wicked man, good man.
Blackbow and Barrage is the best bow.
Don't listen to these dums.
But what about the other four bows?
the lion outtree or whatever the fuck
Yeah, the lion great both the serpent both the iron eyes bow. He's putting the urd tree bow at the fourth boy
You say the black boys the best
I'm getting word that the black boat is the best I don't know I don't know
I'm especially confused
Okay, oh go ahead for this just worth this is we see together this time. We go to around
I think we're gonna have to put the beginning in this one.
Woo woo woo!
Black Bow is over on DPS. Oh gosh, that's okay.
Let's kill this guy in the horse. Level up real quick.
Hey, push it! Yeah!
I'm gonna kill your horse to get beat on the line
So that was there to the home with person on iPhone 17. We need it. We need it
There's no sleep again. That's why we only use your blibers. Yeah, I'm gonna go get the blood
What do you believe?
What do you believe?
Lot of poisons.
I'm gonna open this castle.
You okay?
You're a fucker.
You're just focusing.
You're just focusing.
Are you meditating pussy?
Oh shit!
You should be head to head.
oh my god the farmer
I'm looking for last DC partners.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
How'd you go over there, bud?
Oh, my God!
Learn about locale was...
Oh, my God!
You see the farmers, you're getting frisky.
Improved incantations through the weeds.
Oh, there's the boss.
Super shot!
Of course I get this guy here, right, Chad?
Oh
My god, you these farmers I'm telling you
Good save
Obviously this one
I
Know we're on hmm. I think you so much do it. I don't know damage
About the move coach about the move over the move. We're making great time. We're making great time
I'm gonna go for I'm gonna go for it. Um, it's poison came over here
I don't know why I keep leaving the level of spots and they're going to other level of spots
On the spot that I just was that has a little
You gotta not do that anymore, hmm you left good. We do what we left you
Hit the chest, oh, I forgot I forgot we'll get there
We'll go for another catch on
Hey, George closing George closing whatever cast you have finish up quick
Yeah
I'm in the pool come up in the pool come
Nice.
Outta my way, granny!
I just realized that you're missing buffs that I did, and I'm missing buffs that you get.
I know, I know, that's why I got it, because you guys, we don't put up.
Oh, that's very tough.
Well, that'll happen, that'll happen.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Gotta be careful, get out of here, Granny!
We guys wait till we get over these are all three great choices
Is your love thing down there that I missed again, that's whatever this world way
Oh
I'm gonna go ahead and take on this lightning kit right here, okay?
Okay.
Shoot a fucker, I'm going for this one.
Oh fuck this poor guy again.
Get out of here!
I just released in the zone. Oh my god. Is he? Where the hell is he?
Where the hell is he? Where the hell is he? Where's he? He's on, he's on. Oh, there he is! There he is!
Oh my god! Super shot!
I'm gonna use some different edges here.
Fuck it, I'm gonna be number one.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'M COMING FORGE! I'M COMING!
Oh my god, there's a monster here, we can't move, please.
You got the fattest blood, please?
Oh my god, nothing's...
Okay.
Welp, there goes the attack.
Alright, real!
Whelp!
Bad lap, bad lapin'.
Mr. Cloaksy, I might need to help you.
Oh, you are so far away.
Oh my God, nevermind.
Nevermind, nevermind.
I'm all good.
I'm all good, Mr. Cloaksy.
Don't worry, nothing bad is happening over here.
Those were Bruntz and O'Fox of greatness.
Of greatness and happiness.
We're not fighting this guy, boys.
We are not fighting this guy.
Give me that shit, push it give me that shit!
Run!
Hey don't close it, it is, it is!
I
Go down we get capable you in there you can't pretty done
I can't find you can maybe hit that one. I'm staying over you. That's it. You know, it's in this game. Yeah
Oh my god, wish it home with that
I'm going for a go for it
I
Said
I'm gonna kill these goats
Wait, I'm not like this. Oh my god, I'm right
Okay, you're only coming people
Right here
We don't have time. We don't have time. We have time. We've got this
Coming
Okay, if I came it would stop walking on like the other fucking 40 monkeys. I swear to God. Okay, nevermind. We don't have that time
Okay, all right
Perfect perfect what a sweet sweet what a sweet delight
Oh my god!
My!
Did the monkeys just go following me?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Take that, grandma!
Oh, Grandmother's as far as I'm being.
She's one of those old people's sticky funs.
It has a significant effect on me.
At this time, no time, Mr. Gluffie.
Super-Shan!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh see I swear to god oh my god
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
I can't open it.
I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing.
I'm going to land southpaw.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm throwing down woman's health, throwing down woman's health.
It's going to be dodge!
I'm dead!
No, wait, no, wait.
No, wait, no, wait.
Look, I think you've been in a hurry.
You've been in a hurry, you've been in a hurry.
I need you to tell them they're other ones on me.
That's why I went down.
Oh, did he get me?
I'm putting him back to the watering zone.
Okay.
I'm putting another one to the water zone.
How about the house, Mark?
How about the hotel?
Okay, alright, he's got the Stinky Breath, very Stinky, very Stinky.
I'm all peanut, I was about to die.
Oh my god, something died.
Oh, I'm dead.
Peanut, I'm one side. Don't die, do not die, do not die.
We did it, Koji! We did it! We're the fans! We're the fans!
No way!
He's pressing! He's pressing!
That was close. That was close, buddy.
I got the clue! I got the clue!
Which one? Which one? Which one? What do we want? Which one do we want to be?
It's up to you. I think it's gonna be three. It's got guys three hundred percent of three hundred percent, right?
You go down right we go down out the castle now we go now we go oh
Three way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, let's do that. What's that one?
We're like the past by the church as well. Yeah, yeah
Oh my god, oh my god, I just got some crazy oh wait, hold on, please, yeah, I just got
I got something out of that chest that reduces my damage drop by 30%
Oh my goodness.
That's probably the other thing I picked up though by accident.
You fuck off. This is dog chasing me. You get out of here!
I'm at the church, I'm at the church.
You I don't know what's in there. I've never done this before have you
No, let's just hit this big boss up first. Really? I'm marker
We might not be able to do that. It's that guy which way which one
I think go across the bridge above me
We can do that one easy
just wipe him out real quick yeah you want to go fight that in the night
let's just beat this guy real quick come on we'll beat this guy that will go
the we'll go the casual okay take this pussy oh okay you might be right oh my
god oh my god oh my god
Oh
Oh
Oh my god, we got worth using as a fire dog.
Should we not stay the catchin'?
I mean, yeah, we 100% both, kill the catcher.
Shoot by shot!
I
Love up
Oh, they're all next to us
We go you guys wait wait they're all next to us wait wait wait wait. All right, you sure we shouldn't do the main castle
Which one's better? The three red?
We've never done that. Ever? I think we do this.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna level up. Is there a level up thing on the way?
Okay, we'll just kill this one then we'll level up.
Yeah.
I'm coming back! I'm coming back!
Holy shit, you're crazy!
Oh my goodness gracious!
Mr. Cooper, Mr. Cooper, Mr. Cooper, Mr. Cooper!
There's no cooper!
Okay, okay.
Come on!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh!
Someone let the dogs out!
But who?
Who let the dogs out?
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Who let the dogs down?
Who, who, who, who?
Heh.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hit him!
Here you go.
You go right here.
Wait, he just disappeared.
Look at that face in here.
Okay, I think he's died.
I don't know.
Hey, why did he just disappear?
What the fuck?
You still get the thing if he killed the other one?
I don't know, I think so.
Yeah, why do you disappear?
You guys, why do you disappear?
I have $160,000 to have a look.
Yeah, I need help.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I have a boss with so many adds to me, bro. I'm dead.
You're not dead, you're not dead. You're talking too fast, you're talking too massive.
me
you're back you're back
SHOOT FIRE SHUT
God I'm hit! I'm in fire
I'm firing so many bees felt you see that the mud right to the second one
We don't even have to do oh and the circles in the castle. We can do both. Oh, yeah, we have to I think we go here to level up
I have 150
I don't know where we're going. I think that's it. We just go to the main boss in the direct center
Oh my goodness, what could it, what could it, what could it?
Woo woo woo!
Yeah, I'm getting where to take the sides,
go to the very back.
Go left side.
You see, go left side, go all the way back.
Okay, so we don't, okay.
Let's go this thing, let's go this thing.
I'm already across, come on, come on, come on.
Oh wait, yeah, that, yeah.
Where is it?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't see it.
Where is it?
It should be right here.
It's probably a dragon, I spawned.
Oh, I see it, it's coming in, it's coming in, look it!
What the hell?
Wait, this is no average boss, what the hell?
Right, right, right there.
the fire turned the fire should be it
I don't know how you dodge fire, then it really sounds very realistic.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it,
everyone saying front and middle well everybody said there was a team they
said far left oh they mean they meant like we go in the middle then we know
that they want what happened a second that would be that would that be quite
the conundrum would that be quite silly I hate it do but if Lee indeed would be
I'm not getting Mr. Captain BigBit. I'm locked in!
I forgot to level up in the box.
It's fine, I'm level 13. It won't really make that much of a difference.
Follow me, Gag, follow me boy.
Follow me, follow me boy.
Come on, you make your coach. You ever got a little hub?
Watch it.
You don't see how much I hate you.
Yeah, he's in to the left.
He's in to the left.
Is this the main boss or is this the secondary boss?
I don't know. I ran into the left.
Uh, I think I found the main boss.
What the fuck?
Oh, there's a poop fly out of there.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, how the hell are we supposed to be back?
They run you just be saying run they're saying run go right
Survival server like
We go down more than you go down I don't know I don't know I don't know I need to wait
You can see, keep right, you see, keep right, keep right.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Mega mind.
Okay? I don't know, this looks pretty right.
But is this right? Is this right?
Okay, this thing go right, this thing go right.
Is it?
Okay, up.
There's a thing that's right, that's right.
Level up, make sure you level up.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
Boo, boo, boo, boo.
Is that to be much no
Who the hell should be bar Jack we can see go left go left pass this guy pass this guy
I went right
I
Don't know
He doesn't we got to go fast
I see you guys don't come into it. Come on. Don't come. No, this is not the main boss. Not the boss
Is this it? Is this it? The boss? Is it? No, they're saying this isn't the guy. What? This has to be him. Look it up!
This guy was one. This guy was one.
Okay.
I got the black ball! I got the black ball!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Tour!
Dude, that way the hell is made by Chad?
Oh, shit.
Uh, I have...
Double river supply.
Is that worth it?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do!
It's a huge ori tree.
here. Of course we went right, we were supposed to go left, and there's a huge orgy tree.
But the, it's time for the orgy tree.
Oh I have the two handed power up, fuck.
It's fine, it's fine, I think we'll still be level 15.
I think we'll still be level 15 no matter what.
I'm going with a double rivers and blood, it's gooey.
I'm gonna use this.
Alright.
We're gonna be level 15.
This is it! This is it! This is the one!
This is our moment, Cody!
And that, huh? Still isn't here at our 25 minutes late!
Let's go!
Oh, dude, that blade looks sweet.
Right?
That blade looks sweet, guys.
That blade looks...
Oh, Mr. Jacob, what are you doing? It's like a bad good-haired man!
Thank you, Bob. What did he say to you, Bob?
I was probably eating. He was eating two hours ago!
How much does that fucker eat? I'm telling you.
It's because I tell you, dude.
Me? In exchange for hunch, you can feed like four families.
He's consuming too many resources on Earth!
Yeah, too many!
He's a next negative to the food chain.
This guy's busting right before my very eyes.
I'm shooting grandma.
My grandma got hit by a moustache.
I think about it every time I hit the hoop.
The boom.
The whale.
The jow.
Oh there's Hunch!
Welcome back, Mr. Hodge!
Oh, hi.
Super Shot!
What the hell is inside that?
I
Got a hate you, holy shit
He's on your side inside
Oh my god!
I'm so bad on my own.
I never die.
I'm the fucking leader.
Oh, he dodged me.
He's sexy, he's sexy, he's sexy, he's sexy.
He's handsome.
Oh my god, he's got me!
He's got me!
Oh my god, that's a stupid mindjokie!
He's one time a cookie, he's one time a cookie!
Oh my god.
He's over, he's over!
What you doing?
Oh my god, don't die, don't die, don't die!
Here you go.
I should have just kept talking, man!
Was that a piece of help, man?
my god oh my god oh my god oh my god how are you i don't know for more than five seconds
you know i'm loosing you i mean i die i look over and i'm watching a body blues exclusive
film right there live on twitch why dude i was dodging him like he's gonna be with a
shot and then you're like health spot so i'm like oh i have time to health spot i health
pot and die. You're hitting like a wet fucking noodle by the way. Let me tell you something
Clonksy, let me tell you something. If you're listening you need to add a damage meter.
There is a damage meter, it's on the bar at the right side. And you can see your total
damage in the infig right here. Wait, where? How much damage did you do? I have 99 kills
you have 58. Damage! Damage? Let me see. That's kills. Okay, still having double your
kills zones? You're killing little people. I think they like to be called short people.
Also very insensitive. Also, let me see if there is a damage meter. Let me see. Let me
see pro I call it here it is here it is here is summary of game colon the burnt peanut
walk you like a dog bitch ready off man fuck I was okay but before we go in I have to know
one thing because it's all about time we got a movie got a movie got a movie got a move
Guys, remember when I was shooting that one headless guy in the castle at the bottom left,
and then I had to leave him to go help Cloaksy?
If I had ran past that headless guy, is that the direction where the box was?
Yes? No, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, yes, sir, he's up, more left, no, yes, yes, no, kind of, maybe, but yes.
Oh my god guys, can I just take a moment to thank you for nothing for no help at all
All right, we hold up how do we get the damage we so I start sort of the chat
Say, how do you do the damage? How do you look at the damage?
Press three
Now what
I
For you press all the buttons
There's all the buttons
Yeah, I could one through zero which sounds like I didn't click a lot, but it's all the other side of the keyboard
Now get naked that's a requirement
Well, if that's, well, if that's how you, if that's how you see the David to be there.
Music teacher here, thank you for helping the world here by being silly and helping
my family here through laughter.
I have a gift.
And chap please listen to
mess hug off as
It will enhance your group rate by 300
percent I will I will I will Chris I will I will I will
Miss who got all right. I've left. I hold on. Please take it folksy
Ready how much instead of dicking around cookie. How about we lock in okay because I see a lot of goofball
And I see a lot of new boot goof and
run
I
Just skinny fat little today's boy. Good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, mom. What do you think about one finally coach me some stops putting up a meeting. We just have to go twice as fast
All right
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Oh, nice of you to finally arrived with you cozy. I was telling the other people
Dude, I was so strong man
I
Kind of you getting
I got to see my old when you go down. Yeah, bullshit. Well, it seems is when I die
40 of your chromosomes just pop off the map. No
No, you two started, you started going shield, shield,
the pop is a hell of a pop to me.
Shield?
I've never said the word shield in my life.
You said pop a health pot, and it popped into my eyes.
Pop that man punchy of yours, you keep talking like this.
Muckin.
Oh my.
God, God, this thing's a thing.
Oh, this will be better to grab for later on when I get a new bow, right?
Attack power with two hanging.
Should I get number two and then grab a bow later or no?
Okay, we'll get the bow now.
We got this.
Go, Mr. Nut.
Oh, well, I was...
Oh, really?
I was wrong.
Oh
Okay, this guy's being a pussy
You gotta go right through the search right here yeah
No, we're hitting this first right my reader you be
We're hitting one place
Don't I thought we're hitting this. Did we say hit both of these things? Yeah, you're right. You're right
Oh wait, you gotta cut that.
I got this.
I ain't coming back.
Where the hell are you?
Where's the box, Jack?
Is this the box?
Hey, it's like multiple people, multiple people.
Oh, where's the other one, Jack?
Ah, probably a-
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Oh, my!
Got one, we're dead!
Yeah, I could only kill one, that means there'd be more of top.
There's gonna be 313131!
Eh!
Most of you see where David's me?
I'm doing tons of damage!
Oh my god.
Fuck it!
Shoot!
I should have done that.
I should have done that.
I should have done that.
Oh my.
No, too much.
Too much.
Too much.
What the hell is he?
What the hell is he?
He doesn't like Markham?
He's not Markham on the map?
Oh, there he is!
He's got a bunch of maidens!
Hunter JTV sent my favorite McDonald's loving Big Mac choking peanut.
Love the content, brother.
I'm sipping on some banquet.
No day is a bad day to drink cheers.
Oh
Which one which one which one which one which one
What one two three what?
I'm seeing it to me because I'm gonna sleep after anyways
Like what was cookie the keys the keys the keys you did this we need the church right now
Go to the blue dot cozy left
The zone's closing, closing, move, move, move!
Is this, is this the sleep thing in the next zone?
There's a boothy, no, right, close it, follow me, right here.
Right here, right here, right here.
Get the sleep things in there so we can hit this evening.
Closing your boothy!
There's no way we get that church.
We do.
Got it easy.
Yeah, we gotta be out of here.
Heals usually, and heals usually as well. Heals usually as well.
I know we hit this too quick. Yeah.
The leader of the homeless people has more health just by margin
Got it guys got it guys
Right now we hit the sleep camp, got it
We're doing no damage at all because all you do is light attack
do second attack from what? Heavy attack? Jumping heavy attack? Yeah of course. I'd
like say like some idiots did not know how to do that after having this game
for almost a year. Let's just like theoretically say how would how would
one do that? I would just gave some idiots in the chat. I have no idea how to do
heavy attack or jumpy heavy attack yeah I would want to do that on the keyboard
announce well first of all I would say they're completely worthless and
terrible at video games and they should probably uninstall and never touch a
game ever again in their life from wasting everyone around their time but
I
RT oh, thanks, dude. We should the RT on my keyboard
Well, no no
Not me someone else it was so nice coach. I tell you it was someone else not me
Q plus RMB. Wait, that's Rain of Arrows. I know how to do that. That's not a heavy attack,
that's a special attack. That's RAIN OF ARROWS! Hey, hey, this sword attacks sleep damage if you want that.
I
Was all this crap, yeah, we have to find the boss
We don't not right here we're going to the sleep camp
The sleep camp hold on wait a minute
Cold I thought but I think I think I've known all this I'm asleep
Come on, Koji, come on!
It's control plus right mouse button.
Right mouse button?
Oh wait, you can aim!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, you can fucking aim!
Do you see that?
Ah!
Oh, that didn't do what I wanted to do.
Happy attack!
Okay.
Alright.
Oh, that didn't do what I wanted to do.
HAPPY ATTACK!
Okay, alright.
Okay, back to line attack.
Line attack where I feel most comfortable.
I did not what is an iron ball is that meant for me is that me is that mine no
man I didn't get a sleep weapons so that's yeah me
Go ahead and fuck me. Go ahead and fuck me silly.
Okay. That was fucking tell me twice.
Shit. Shit over here.
Shit.
Get over here.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
You got a puppy?
Get over here.
Woo.
He's hit this church real quick.
Yeah.
So I know this one is holding down Q and left click.
That's something and then that's heavy attack, but that's use three arrows. That's stupid. That's stupid. It's also dumb
I need to pay to bear roads
Only did kill the boss that wasn't the boss wrong boss
To boss you didn't kill the boss. I just summoned a boss appear to you
We should we go back to the sleep boss because it's like the most important boss. Yeah. Yeah, you you go back to that
I'll go back for a moment
Follow me, gank, follow me, gank!
Fucker.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting where that was at the boss, and I have been one guy.
I have been one guy and have been wasting so much time.
Wait, I'm gonna go to this camp. I'm gonna go to this camp right here. What do you think?
Yes, perfect.
Let's hit that camp real quick.
I'm telling the boss
Follow me game only boys
You have not been one guy to turn back all right, so I've been one guy twice
I've been double one guy two guys two guys have fucked me
For this game
I'm gonna kill the profit real quick one second
Okay
But yeah, I don't think you need to go to sleep, boss.
They're chasing me.
They're actually right because the three of you.
I'm gonna get a little something right here, little something.
I think I'll get the clone.
Go, go, go!
You have heavy attack, shoot three arrows.
Why would I want to shoot three arrows?
That's stupid!
There's a boss over here, follow me!
It's the Eagle Monkey!
Reaction damage?
I feel like it would split the damage into three separate things, wouldn't it?
Okay, alright, I'm so done using anything with light attacks!
You're dead, man.
These fuckers, they keep drinking me!
Leave my mind!
Go see here!
Go see, come on, go see!
Come on, go see, please, please, please!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Alright, that's it.
We had- I'm never doing a heavy attack ever in my life, ever.
Not one time, ever, never, ever, never.
Never.
Wait.
Not one time.
Except let me travel the time.
Okay, so that did 16 damage.
Wow.
Oh my goodness, it's a whole new world.
Yeah, run to the thing, man.
We don't have to run.
He said it.
Yes, jump right in, jump right in.
All right, all right, boys.
I'm only level six.
I don't remember level eight, by the way.
Yeah, we kind of suck.
Yeah, Coach, I'm not gonna lie to you, this one is not as good as the second one, or the
first one, but let me tell you something, we do have a chance to redeem ourselves now
that we know where the guy is in the castle.
Here come us.
Yeah.
Heavy attack!
Okay, dude.
Oh my God!
Heavy attack!
Okay, 162 damage and zero range.
And I do 96 damage.
My god!
Have the attack!
Okay, 162 damage and zero range.
And I do 96 damage per shot.
Yeah dude, heavy attacks are just bullshit.
Heavy attacks do nothing.
That is stupid.
That is so dumb.
I can just shoot him regularly style, twice as fast at a safe distance.
That is stupid!
That is dumb!
Stupid and dumb!
And stupid!
And dumb!
And stupid!
I pulled that thing all the way back!
Don't worry, don't worry, close your eyes, I might have you attacked!
Every fucking time, every fucking time, every fucking time, every time, I'm going to have
a master shooter on me, hold on!
Oh my god!
SUPER TUNE!
I like that, you bitch!
I like that, I feel like you're good now, are ya?
For you!
Oh my god!
Oh, he's breakdancing!
Wow!
Okay!
What the fuck?
Quick heal. Alright. Hold that. Okay. Alright. Okay. Now calm down, Master Chief. Oh, I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
This guy's impossible! Beak ya! Don't don't force him! You don't dodge him, my power! Oh, shit!
Okay, okay, okay, hold on, wait, what did you say to do?
I didn't hear you, what did you say?
What?
What did you say?
Broke that by me one more time.
Yeah, what's he doing?
He's pushing, he's pushing.
Heal, pod!
Hey, big guy!
I'm- you can't do it, I'm-
Oh, shit.
He did his ride!
TAKE THEM ALL A GAME!
Oh my god!
NOOOOOO!
Who's he just killed? I'm killin' him!
Go see, kill him!
I'm close, you're not gonna kill him!
Kill him! Kill him! Go see, you're not gonna die!
Oh-
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, I'm dead!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god, I'm dead!
What? What? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
Fiat.
Yeah, we're done.
That's you. That's you the entire time. I tell you, as soon as I go down, this guy turns into some fucking lump-
fucking the bottom of my
You went down
In a parking garage, I only went down twice if I would have three times I would have three bars
What?
No, you went down there right before it, wait, what is this?
Listen, I think, I think we put an L close to all your fault in the chat.
I think that's the only reasonable thing to do.
Who's with me on this one?
Who is with me on this one?
Who is with me?
You're up, man.
Coachy, coachy, coachy, do you know I'm close?
He's standing on a healing plant.
Peanut?
You know what next year that you guys all the
No
Healing what now?
Supposedly there's a human plant. You talk of he's talk of sci-fi. You talk what or was there a healing alien that'll come probe me with
Pushing bottles. There's nothing you
You have forsaken not only yourself
You went down twice!
I'm about to go down on you.
If you help me win this game.
Twice!
If you help me win this game.
Right here, right now.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Block it.
Block it!
Let's ride!
I just...
I just...
Hunch is...
Hunch is enjoying us.
What?
What do you mean?
He said...
He came back to dinner and there's shit all over his house.
Supposedly, his dog did shit on the floor and then the Roombab pulled it across his
house.
I don't see how that's hardly our problem.
Goofy Carlos is a great friend, sloth gang, should give it a try.
I'd like to see it.
The dog shit and then the Roombab pulled this shit and wrapped the house.
That is kind of what it's like.
You know what? That's what he deserves.
That's what he deserves for abandoning his team.
That's what he deserves.
If I pause the whole game, pause it.
Okay.
No.
Alright, my outfits just weren't working.
I was trying to fix it.
Alright, they seem to be working quite well now.
Alright, Coachy, we hit this camp first, yeah?
Oh, we have the castle in the middle.
We have the castle in the middle.
We hit that day two.
Coachy, we may be so good now that we can hit day one.
I'm not joking.
Okay, I'm getting murdered by farmers.
I'm not out there. Oh, here's a stereo right here. So we have me. I thought this door
would automatically open when I walk up to it. Um, right now here. Oh, I remember. It's
just, it's just wait into this hole. Oh, my, oh, my, oh, coming in your hole.
Eye contact?
Hey there.
Oh, didn't see the spin attack coming.
Ooh.
Watcha got the spin attack?
Very different from the spin attack he just did.
Oh my gosh, I'm looking at you guys,
Oh
Is it the box
Why can't I attack them? I can't I can't you you have to quit
Maybe
He's just dying right now look at the bottom of the thing. Oh, it's this guy. It's what the fuck
Supreme Burger King guy. Oh
My god
Wait, I just got a 40% less damage drop up.
I'm cooking, I'm already cooking, I'm already cooking.
Okay, go green.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
This guy are raciest.
Hold on, wait a second.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Yeah, hold on.
Oh, you're looking for my dear friend and good confidant.
Mr. Cloakseas.
I'm sure close to you of the poop house.
Poop house to Therese.
I got to show you the funniest part of the beat today.
I'm so sad to see that.
Oh, he's about to puke!
Do you think that they got him?
Got it.
That's right, that's right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We reacted as church down here, Koshy, real quick.
Okay, yeah, actually, hit the thingy first,
hit the thingy first.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God.
What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you.
Wait, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Should we go to the one that has clothes of ourself?
Alright, I'm the boss.
Ooh, take this, old guy!
Yeah, shoot him! Shoot him on the ground!
I
Gain 20,000 rooms longer than 20 windows here you basically oh
Bro, I have 20,000 rooms. I'm not taking that. I came along in the windows. I'm taking hot fuck the ruins
Actually, fuck the ruins. I'm taking number two fuck the roots. Oh my god. That's insane
All of me get gonna be cake dude
I haven't a one that goes attack enemies die instantly on rare occasions
Yeah, but that will help for bosses think about that for a second. Oh
Okay
It'd be a little crazy. Just go to the final boss fight. He's got lucky on the first set
Blind right here. Yeah, we gotta go there. Hey, why is that red? Why is there? Oh wait? Look right there?
Look right there. There's some type of mystical orb
Wait, it's driving me mad. Why is driving me mad?
I got to get out of this. So we have to get out of it. I
actually I don't know okay get out let's go say no let's go over I'm about to be
mad I'm glad you're doing that good um that's pretty cool but I don't care okay
all right I'm gonna kill this horse guy we all go
Oh
I'm very bad. I'm very angry
I think there's a way to do that you have to kill I use a wizard. It's not some madness
There's a wizard of madness in here. There's a way to the madness is a wizard of madness find them fight
I don't know what's called a homo people. Oh, okay
What do we do? Oh, we did it
Well, there's two things we can collect
I'll make it this way.
I don't know what it is.
Which one now?
Which one now?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
I don't think I selected the right one on that one.
I think I selected the wrong one.
Who sees who sees who sees who sees who sees.
Sometimes I get a little confused.
I'm in the blue com.
is that a one one guy wait somebody wants to join it might be a one guy
hold on wait a second you want V Summit the one that said yeah
I don't know about that you doubted my power before
He has doubted my power previously.
Yeah, take that!
Got him, got him!
Go, go, go, go!
Where's the boss at?
Oh boy!
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I didn't say anything.
Shoot the boss!
Shoot the boss!
What have I got for you, boss?
I super shot a new guy red.
Hehehe.
Oh.
Number two, number two, number two,
I think we do number two right,
we do number two, we do number two.
Three, my lord.
Two, I need you to it.
Yeah.
I do number two.
Wait, you're on number two?
Sorry, I couldn't hold it in.
Which we go for out clones.
There's no way we have to go to class.
How?
Okay.
Wait, let's go.
Wait, let's go castle.
Let's go castle then.
You want to go castle day one?
I didn't get one, Jake.
Go keep him level nine.
Level eight.
Let's do this thing.
Let's go to the castle.
I don't want to go to castle.
I don't want to give a gun.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch out.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
You mean that?
The gloves are off.
The gloves are off.
The gloves are off.
I mean it, I mean it!
The gloves are off!
Easy.
You're crazy!
I'll say it again! Frick it!
I don't give a darn!
I don't even give a hack!
You don't mean it!
I mean it! I'm insane!
I'm a bomb god!
I'm a fucking idiot!
No, you're not!
Me first!
No, me first! Me first!
Dibs, dibs!
Well you gotta respect the dibs. You gotta respect the dibs.
You don't respect the dibs and what is there?
There needs to be law and order.
If you don't respect the dibs, there's no order, it's anarchy!
Oh wait, something's coming.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh my god, these guys are out of these beds.
You can see it's right next to us, you might actually have time for this.
Yeah, come bottom, come bottom, come bottom.
I'm coming in, you bottom?
Okay dude, come in my bottom, I said come bottom.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Coach, you should use this.
This guy hurts, bro.
That's your attention.
Hey, can you do your super shot?
Oh, how many super shots?
And we still have the other guy.
Oh my god.
See?
Ow!
Flex-getting.
Is it nice?
Oh my god!
I'm gonna leave it to you guys.
You knew he was gonna be dead?
Me? Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead!
That is tons of damage.
You think you're like a fucking noodle?
What the hell?
Guys, which one? Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one?
Oh my, I'm back!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
We got to get out of your bush.
Look at your shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.
Go on, go on, go on, go on.
Oh, sorry, that way.
Go back, go back, go back.
I'm coming this way, boss.
Oh, it is.
This is my boss.
Come on.
I'm coming, boss, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Wait.
Is it this way?
Get the stick, get the stick.
Oh, my God, I've got a continuous eight for your covering, too.
recovery too that's cool I maybe think I don't know this is a part of the top
left for HP so that could be like 10 and I could be a billion I do it
it's so slow yeah okay I'm okay tonight it's fully billion what are you
about a billion what do you want me to do I should really I should really get
that for the postings but I don't think I should I need to learn how to do that
Okay, nice. What are we doing now?
Oh, my God.
We're going to the castle. We have to go to the castle.
I'm giving everyone the castle. Yeah, she says,
Oh, my God, I'm going to die.
Why?
There's an old grandma pulling on me.
Lucky.
My goodness, I didn't even have to pay.
Am I going to just pay?
Lucky?
Oh, my God, you're right.
Holy shit!
Oh, these guys are annoying.
You're doing great, sweetie.
Thanks, boys.
You're doing great, sweetie.
Keep it up.
Okay.
We're doing good.
We're doing good.
We're doing good.
We're doing good.
Oh
That's me fuck ass again. Oh my god
There's one guy on the set
Oh my god, okay, all right actually the right okay, he's just three to five business days
You blow up that shot asshole
You think you think
There's one
The one right here that one right here
I think we go up, go up.
Exactly, exactly!
Exactly, exactly!
I could not agree more.
There are a couple of hood gates out here!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
I'm here in the middle of the park.
I think you better. I'll be doing well big man. Good to see you good. Good to see you give him life
Did something drop on that last one?
Oh, no
Okay
Hey, man, who the game yeah, come on. No, we go go good. Oh god. I won't help but
I need a better weapon so badly you said good
We take care of this fool light work light works down there we're out of here it's a
Boots!
This guy's easy.
Go sack.
Super Jack!
Where'd you go?
What?
Oh, shit.
What kind of dog is that?
Got him!
Nice.
Nice.
Please!
Don't worry about it.
Please!
Oh my god, hmm. Oh boy should we get this one? Should we get this one for the improvement?
Who's he? Who's he? Was he? Oh no. We get the longer invincibility. Oh my god, never
mind. Ooh. Never mind. Hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Shall we ride? Wait a minute.
My butt I'm level 13 dude. I'm level 13 already. Oh my god. We are so fucking good. Oh my god
This is the one this is the one club. She's okay. We have to we have to find me another way
Do we do we go for the clothes we go for the we we should go to the church first
We should go to the church and they go to the top right now
I'm going to this church and then I'm hitting
What
Um, I might, everyone's saying hit that for a weapon.
Oh, shoot.
Hey, no, Wren don't Wren, don't forget.
We got, we got to go to the church, we got to go to the church.
Yeah, I'm on it.
How did you get there so fast?
Fast as fuck, boy.
I'm still over where we started.
What?
Hey, come through this box.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Where are you?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I
Do it
Man I mean I'm gonna get out here and go to the boss and I don't know how rumors don't have poop detectors yet
well
Kind of think about the hush thing again. Yeah, I thought I would just have an AI kid on the front poop detected poop detected
All systems shut down. Oh
I'm coming I'm coming
Oh, it's over
Take this
I'm coming
you some closey lock it I will I will go fucking closey lock it yeah we can't
kill this guy yes we can never say never oh shit give me like okay maybe
You might be right. You might be right about this.
Oh my god, he is handsome, he is sexy, jaw-chiseled from the gods.
How? How am I supposed to die for that?
What?
I
Yes, you get it you get it you get it
Oh
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Please get it!
We did it!
Hurry!
We're the legendary No Way Hope!
We-we-we...
Grafton Dragon!
What is this?
Power of the Flying Dragon?
We should I give this a cozy?
Yeah, this is like literally holding a dragon.
Is that-is that a katana?
I don't know, it's called Grafton Dragon.
after dragon it says power of the flying dragon it's track all good was
trash but you take where I take someone better katana I got a better
I could
I'm just getting where they actually do three. All right, let's go
Hey, we love that we got a move we got a move we got a move we got a move where we go where we going up here
To fire from your head
I don't have a purple bow yet. I need a purple bow.
Ah, we gotta go up more.
By the way, next time you call me back, Mr. Gosey, I just found out the reason these guys are stagging all the time to do that super attack is because of me.
So fuck.
Okay, I could stagger them when I carry, actually.
oh oh no me
hey that's stupid bird
improved the range weapon attack
oh hey hey hey hey hey where's that
yeah it's on the main it's on the main it's behind you
just watch just watch
is it good?
The team leader dies
Oh, I will love what eat?
I think this is the one for you to see for Caesar for Caesar my face
Good job bud!
He just bought some fucking plant.
Yeah, he just took a bunch of data.
I'm killing all of the babies on the side.
Why didn't you do that?
You're about to work!
I
Projectile damage range fall off. Oh, I need that. I need that. Oh my god. That's insane. That's it. Wait
Wait, we're gonna have time to kill what time to kill us the tree sign
You're all that you so I'm sure we'll be better. Oh my god
Oh my god!
Yeah.
Oh man.
Daniel, Daniel!
Oh!
Oh
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Probably a breach of them
Oh my god, man, we knocked her down
That was not a hefty fee
Oh my god, oh my goodness, folksy. I'm getting my ass around
Wait, I got moon veil
Dragon coming union
Incantations add anti-dragon effect on the right hand ornament. What is this? I want that one
Who to
wait that doesn't make any sense it's stupid that's stupid and also it's a
dog
I love whoop number 15 this is it this is no one
This is the one
Got new veils to Tana. Oh my goodness
That's such an incredulous
Good, let me go ahead. Okay, hold on. I'm having a fancy click like we did it
Take that who'll again
Okay. Alright. Big man on the block here. Big man on the block. He's a little bit more
dangerous than he looks. I know he looks like he puts the right-pickle block through the
circle hole but he's back to punch that club
he used a purple bow I don't have a purple bow
I got a purple bow the ice guys I don't have a purple bow watch you never got
What's the game?
Uh, that's fine.
I'm gonna go up here.
He's as of war. I don't even have a second as of war.
He's not! I'm fine!
Oh, shit, I'm eight!
Take that, hooligan!
Okay.
SUPER SHIT!
Okay, alright.
No worries there, no worries there.
Done.
Good job, good job, good job.
I got it got it got it got it got it
I have used the better shot than the beam
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal! I'm good! I'm good!
Oh my god!
Look it! Look it!
We have to destroy a couple of these
I can't give up the avenue.
Oh, I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down.
Oh my god.
Oh, I just wasted, I just wasted.
It's over.
It's over.
We're dead, we're dead.
No, no.
Shoo!
Fire!
Shoo!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you!
I got you! I got you! I got you!
No! I lost the fun!
I'm not going to enjoy you! Enjoy you!
I don't have my own...
Ooh, can I get you on that? What is he doing?
Oh, I have to just stay here. It's over.
Here you go, bitch! Here you go, bitch!
Nice one, guys, one, guys, one!
I'm trying to move over to one of the sides.
I'm trying to move over to one of the sides.
Are you actually there? Are you actually dead?
Yes!
Well that was a powerful final attack you did upon me.
You can get an ETA on Halo Custom.
A powerful final attack you did upon me. Let me tell you, I've never seen an attack of such...
attack of such immeasurable
remorseless.
Oh.
Unavoidable attack.
What he did to a triple quadruple backflip.
Power of the sun striking down upon me.
What do you think?
Footab.
You should have seen, you should have seen that last attack.
You could have been, oh my goodness, let me tell you, let me tell you, oh my goodness,
oh my goodness.
You would never be able to avoid such massive attacks, such massive attacks, oh my goodness,
wow.
I've seen from any adversary. Oh
Oh my oh my oh
Oh my goodness see
There was no there was no died to you died to fire twice in a row
Hold on now who is spreading these lives
Sight shot them out point them out and they will be destroyed
What the what what about it they will be destroyed
Who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one
Who's spreading these lies? Who's that? Did you die to fire twice man?
Twice
I fought and died
for my
country
Folksy you and I died to fire at least I died a bitch you're not like a bitch I
I died over years dumbass. I died doing other stuff just as noble
Justice noble and self-sacrificial
Also, it's stomach really want to play
Yeah, I think it was I think it was the one guy. I'm getting where the one G. I'm just all time. He won't be the chat. Oh
No, because
Because you died to fire man. That's why have you never seen the summit clip?
yes oh oh now I understand but see that was not the case this time I got cast
down by big an unavoidable wide-reaching powerful unavoidable again
smell also so does someone want to play does the hour fucking pay no okay okay
all right I don't understand how we're getting to level 15 and then died does
that mean we simply don't have the skill to do it well no dude okay that like
that mm-hmm we never killed that boss wet brain we have never got that once we
Never ever ever never never never ever ever never never ever ever never ever never ever
Never never
Well hold on that's your fault
Alright, that's right
Let's ride
Let's ride
Iron eye boring. I told you when we started this will be no
bald guy slander
How many times went to tell you this old man?
Guys this guy named birdie Dan 67 that's just been ripping on coconut for the last like three minutes and I
Know where he's not here. No one has mentioned him. We haven't played with him in two weeks
I don't know where.
Well, it sounds like a normal switch,
it sounds like.
Let's ride!
I
Ride oh
We have the a diary about oh my god. What's up?
I'm just restarting.
Are you serious?
Yes, peanut.
Do we not just learn the map?
No, we're not good enough.
We're not fucking good enough.
You said?
Yes, already packed out.
All right, all right, all right, boys.
All right, boys, all right.
All right, boys, OK.
Do you know what an ash of war is?
Do you do papay?
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
So, every single, wait, okay, so when you get a weapon, oh, I've done that before.
When you get a weapon, you have an ability. I've already said that before. Please move
on. Oh, I do.
Alright, so every single time you get a weapon, there's a ability that's specific for that
weapon to be a random ability.
Obviously.
Literally, tell me something, I literally don't know.
Invite me, I'm sorry.
I already did, literally.
I mean, okay.
Let me do something I literally haven't ever done.
What were you saying?
Did you even say something?
Who are you?
Who are you? Get out of here! Who are you? Who are you?
Where am I?
Who are you people?
That's how I want to go.
That's how I want to lose my mind,
live on stream and get permanent dementia.
I just forget what I'm doing here.
That's how I want to go.
That's what I want my last dream to be.
I want to freak out.
I want to freak out, genuinely forget what the hell I'm doing
and what's going on.
Hmmmmmmmmm
That's bothersome.
That's baller shant. That's baller shant. That's got me the coolest team.
Wait, hold on. Wait, closey.
Yeah.
What were you saying?
Who are you? Who are you people? No, I actually want to hear what you said.
I'm not ready to go until you tell me.
Tell me it!
Die a horrible fucking death. Fuck you.
Ready up.
That's not very nice, closey.
you actually don't know what an ash war is I don't know why don't you tell me okay
when you get a weapon there's something behind the weapon have your war
fuck you I go ahead so I go ahead die I don't see you I will listen this time
don't die don't guys seriously I'll listen guys guys stop making jokes
seriously this is serious I will listen to this now I say oh no not until you
tell us the secret sauce ready up no that she does the secret sauce ready the
fuck up I promise I'm gonna interrupt this I promise ready up no of course you
please give me one more time as of what go ahead
I'm finally up.
After you tell me about the edge of war.
I'm finally really up.
Alright.
Okay.
Die that time!
All right.
right. What? Oh my god.
Close to you. Listen. We're just gonna learn the map. You see that thing on the top of
the bottom right? Yeah. We're gonna hit those two. I know she might super powerful things.
Right? We're just gonna learn the map. We're just gonna learn the map.
Okay.
I
Executed a farmer
And we go right and then we hit we hit this dead large spot and we hit this camp and then we hit this castle, yeah
Yeah?
Yeah?
He's already asleep?
There's no sleep on this map.
We're pretty far.
Nope.
Yeah.
Hmm.
He feds.
Oh, and I lost half my health because we're in the crystal region.
The crystals don't make it.
Kill me.
He's got to be the pussy.
Oh, there he's got, he's got.
He's got, got him.
Yeah!
Nice.
All right, now we go right here.
Yeah
Nice I
Alright now we go right here. I'll be fully fully. I'll be boy. I'll be boy
Killing farmers
I'm executing a farmer nice
Nice.
And here is Charlotte Roth over here.
All of you boys, all of you boys.
All of you boys.
I keep getting more than seven watches to it.
Is that actually true?
Am I getting one guy, one guy, one guy?
Probably getting one guy, one guy, one guy.
Okay.
All right.
Super.
Super.
Super.
BUSCHERD!
Careful.
Don't worry about me, I'll leave you careful.
Big boss.
Get him boss, get him!
Why is this guy so hard?
He's like a normal guy sitting in the boss yard.
You're deflating
He called me fat really he's the one that's fat
Hey
What what oh?
If there's a thing oh my god that was a box. Yeah, I think that was this
Well, I got the boy. I got the ball of
vegetable suffering whatever the shit
I now we go to catch them to the right
You even love that
Yeah, where's the level up there?
We should probably go back to the level up.
Let's go to the next one.
There's one right next to us right here.
This one, this one, this one.
And then we'll hit the church.
No, no, quick, quick, quick, quick.
What, what, what, where?
Get it right here.
Oh.
What are you going to?
I was going to go to the right.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, that was really kind.
Sorry.
I think we're way too low.
No, this guy is easy.
All right, well, that's okay.
That's okay.
Let that guy out of the little warning this time
Little warning for that guy
Let's jump easy this time Bob. Well, let's jump easy this time
I should close you we died we do that again
Have to die. No, there's a guy again
Wait, wait, why get our rooms? Did we get our rooms? You just run under them. What this guy?
Oh, she's huge and rude as well.
I got.
We dodged it.
We dodged it.
I got to get to get to get to get out.
We beat the jelly.
He's just died.
What?
Yeah.
We can just throw the crystal, I think.
Right?
No, the beach.
Run out.
Yeah, run out.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Hold up before you go.
I got you, Peter.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you, Peter!
Thanks, bud.
Now you die.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Wait, I made a bleed.
Oh, here we go.
We can kill him.
We can kill him.
Wait, wait, wait.
This four crystals will be corrected for a power-up woodcricels.
Do they mark them on the map?
Woodcricels, woodcricels.
I don't know.
People are saying this right, Crissel.
People we see.
What Christmas?
If you keep saying what Christmas, it might come to me.
What Christmas?
Oh, nice.
I see we just go into church with the grand.
Yeah, I hope you don't mind with that, boss.
We're on your back.
Oh, we can get we can jump in your half house, bullshit.
You guys, how do we get rid of that?
Put it on the map.
Stop moving, stop moving.
What would it be?
Do we hit each other?
You're an idiot.
Listen, Clutchie.
Clutchie, we go to the big purple crystal in the middle.
OK.
I think.
Ryan's out what we do, is that what we do?
Someone actually wants to play, no joke, I'm actually getting word that he wants to play.
Uh, someone's down, they're saying he's downloading.
Oh for fuck's sake, we're dead now.
You see downloading, this is his first day of the job.
Hold on.
He's a rookie, he's a newbie.
We're gonna die!
Wait, is that where we go if we do go to the purple spot?
Big, small crystals, what the fuck are you, are you high?
You high up the pitch?
In that chair!
I'm going to that chair!
How am I at the church in here across the map?
Actually, I think that's called a religious house.
Let's not be insensitive, okay?
A. Head and Scast me. Mr. Nut, I tried my first voodoo ranger the other day.
Maybe having arms and legs change things.
Love your stuff though.
Arms, legs are not that fierce of war crime.
You red-pasted blue-pistered. You're just lying.
Right now
This is oh, yeah, we actually do see somebody cooking. Yeah, I think you go up to it press F on it
Wait, no, I I got swords. I did that and I got swords. You see these easy easy easy. Oh, you're right. I got toys
The reason I said so much we go to the church go to the church go to the church go to the church
Wait, wait, wait, I already got the, I already got the search.
Oh, you're crazy girl.
You're crazy girl.
Baby girl, what's your name?
I'm gonna talk to you later.
Bye, you prick!
I'm T-Pen!
You know me!
Convict music, nappy boy!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
You're gonna die, Chief.
I don't know how to break this to you, but you're dead as fuck.
You're done, boy.
You're done, Joe.
Okay, come kill these guys and then I can come give my shit back.
We're gonna call you coming. Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah.
Yeah, but some of it, dude, some of it is definitely...
I'm mad and angry!
Oh, shit.
The bad guys should be gone. I killed them. Good work, team. Good work everybody. Everybody head shakes all around.
Oh, this one right this one this one this one right beat beat beat beat my right but that's
Right or no
Why this one yeah, why this one yeah, yeah, I didn't do the wrong day
That's why she can't buy you our friendship, and I'm glad to get playing with you okay
I
See
You can't say that I won't say coachy though. Your shoes are pretty cool though
Your shoes are actually not that cool
Yeah
Hey, that is nothing. We're gonna die. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, Ed.
You're not? Fuck this.
Why?
I have 80,000 this game. I have to spend this.
One more hit.
and I have to spend this to kill this guy.
One more hit.
Yeah, keep attacking Koji! I hit that guy!
No! I all did!
Koji, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we actually doing?
What are we actually doing?
Bro, I all did!
You know, we get
All right
Focus you do play the end we can still do this I
Pressed oh that was spamming it. Well hold on now
Hold on a second hold on wait a second. You know what we need we need an inexperienced third
Stop it wasn't
We need someone who knows nothing about the game
I
Go ahead kill boy. Get up. Hey. Hey good one
Yeah, we're 11 and
Let me tell it
Hold on now third time the job you ever heard that scene no I'm level five
I
Don't have a son a great-grandpa be used to tell me that
You pee in the bushes of man. He was already missing two-thirds of his cock. That's why he's just three times the time
Chippin' him up. We I'm I'm we where are we? Oh my god cozy
Because you go back because you close it we do it we do this one
if you want to go to the bathroom.
Why?
You can't get the bubble up if you get in there.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We have to go to the room, get a room,
we have to kill it, and then re-up on our approach.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll jump down, I'll jump down.
This is for all the bombers, this is for all the bombers.
I have it, I have it, I have it.
Hey, hey, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
No!
Who's he? Hit me once, hit me once!
You got this, you got this!
You got this, you got this, you got this! You can save us, you can save us!
Oh wait, I'm dead.
Dude, what are we doing?
What are we doing?!
What are we doing?!
Look at his health!
I'm going back for my ruins!
I'm going back for my ruins!
fuck everybody I'm going back my ruin time
join this worm band
one auto attack
one auto attack
let's run
one auto attack
let's run
you know one auto attack
you're a bb
you're a bb
look at it
you don't know what you said
you don't know what you said
who's gonna carry the boat to the long
staka
god of
I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best!
Oh my god, did you give us a little thing?
What?
Did you give us a little thing?
That means we can't do the thing.
I also got a crazy bone, coach.
I'm out of this fucking health bone.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die, oh my god.
Don't revive me, don't revive me, don't revive me, don't revive me.
Don't revive me, don't revive me, don't revive me, don't revive me.
Who's he fucking move? What are you doing? Are you meat mugging me? Are you or a vomit?
I have a hundred and twenty one...
I have a hundred and forty eight thousand rules! I just got the herd tree bowed up to the forsaken bow!
Oh, we're dead because of boss spawn?
The boss spawned!
What? What now?
The boss spawned, so it counted as us dying to the boss.
Alright, I would like to say, I'm Brad.
Even though we did when we showed determination and middle of fortitude.
And, Cloaksy, let me say, without a second doubt in my mind.
All you've got.
Now, let us give this to Summit.
Yeah, also if you guys hold on actually
There's two things you can do you need to quit every time we get this map or ask the buggy ladies guys
Okay, listen listen listen you know how there's like a final castle like the castle that will map the cats with the bottom left
What is that for this map pointed out?
Plus it out. It's the ones that we were just about
In the me of the stick
Where is it?
Where is it on the map? There's two you choose one all right? Well that is now
That doesn't help for the slightest that or it's the castles in the corner. Oh
me
That's a little greater fortune. Oh
Really?
Oh
So we go to one of the castles, okay, all right
We wish, we're sub-an-at.
Sub-at!
Sub-at!
Sub-at!
Sub-at!
I'm calling coachy and something right now.
I'm calling him.
We need to come in.
We need to bring in the artillery.
We need to bring in the artillery.
We are facing ancient demons.
We need someone that was there when they were born.
Welcome in, Summit.
Welcome in.
Yo-ha.
Welcome in.
How are you on this fine day?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm very good. Very good, Mr. Seven.
Very good. Cloaksy doesn't know how to answer a discord call.
That is why he is missing right now.
Oh, Lord. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it sounds like him.
Mr. Seven, I must ask, do you have inexperience in this game?
Oh, man, I hate to break it to you, brother.
I'm not what you were looking for, you know what I mean?
I'm not very good at other things.
Ah, don't worry about it, Sammit.
Don't you worry about it.
Being close to you, we haven't even looked like we're done.
Oh, is that?
Yeah, you know, Chad was telling me about that,
saying how undefeated you guys were.
Yeah.
I think they used the exact term undefeated champion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right.
Let me tell you something.
You can just stand aside.
You are about to be lifted up on the train of success.
First stop, success, Bill.
First stop, Victory Town.
first stop champion circle
all right
but there's all the same area
adjacent, adjacent all the same city
okay so like what they're like within walking distance? within walking distance
within walking distance
or jogging
okay
the bicycles
if you take both feet off the ground at the same time
yeah you're jogging
exactly exactly
is that really how that works, is that the exact definition?
I think it's a penalty in the professional walkers
Academy
Whatever they're called if you have both feet off there. I learned this in like see professional walkers Academy
What was that old TV show?
With
Malcolm Malcolm in the middle. I learned this on Malcolm in the middle from Heisenberg himself actually
If your feet are both off the ground at the same time, you're no longer walking. Well fucker, you know, of course
I just wanted to be clear that he said the professional walking
Society I can't yeah, I think yeah, that's it. They're the Olympics, bro
Like it's they don't fucking play that's a real thing. I don't know what their actual organization is a competition for breathing or existing
I mean the national
That's called that's the one where they put the thing across the ice and then they start sweeping in front of it to make sure everything's clean
Of course, of course
What make sure they do it in a certain time frame? I'll clean the fucking ice
I have a buddy who would be great at that. Oh my goodness. She's always wanted to get into that sport
Consuelo. Hey guys
Welcome in coaxing welcome in welcome in welcome in we have got our ringer. We have got our champion
Yeah, what's up, cloak? Hey, man on to help you guys
It's I'm absolutely gonna be exactly what you need for sure. Don't worry. Oh, thank God. What's your steam name?
It's uh
That's a good question. I'm that's yes. Thank you. I'm trying to ask you questions
It's not my one G right now. Yeah. Oh, well, then you then you are nowhere here. You want you want? Oh, I bet you
Hold on. Oh, I thought of my mind. Oh, yeah, no, I buy them first. I buy them first. I buy them first
So I'm gonna first data withdrawing from team session. I'm ready to first. Yeah. Oh, hold on
Aggression data withdrawing from team session
We have to start a new game
Wait, you might have to do the tutorial make a profile the fuck. We know we wait
No DLC. Oh you do buddy. Do you see? Oh, okay
It's $15. It's supposed to be a copy. I need the $10 add on the $5 music pack the $15 battle pass and the $10 online pass
Yep, holy fuck dude
But after you get done with those there's only four more DLCs you can download see you can play with us
I'm just hitting that all DLC to car for $15
since oh
My goodness, that's a good idea. Let me tell you something. So we can I just be fake with you mind if I be frank with you straight with you?
I mean, I don't yeah, don't see has let the team down time and
Time again. No, do you want to know why I go down during a boss fight?
I look over and it's almost as if I am watching Piper Perry on a black couch
This guy goes and gets his ass pounded with the swiftness of a thousand eagles
Okay, it's a medium
immediate
No, he's the first one down every fight and then I'm dodging and he goes pop a hell of spot
So I'm like, oh he may see something
I don't see you pop a health pot and suddenly get smacked and die summit
If you listen to this man, you are believing deep state lies. I I feel you're a free
I've never seen peanut try to get his teammate killed intentionally because he was down first
I've never seen the person. Thank you. Are you?
Why okay, dude. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What? Thank you. Thank you. Never seen it
When we talk about peanut, you know, you play that guy. That's right. Do you play an extraordinaire team player?
Every day absolutely. Oh my goodness
We clean bungalows have I spit all over them and haste here we are
Mrs. Summit you are joining a winning team. That's all I can say
You're joining a winning team with a track record of nothing but W's
Big three Royals and for tonight
I
Hear what you just said what you say I said you are joining a winning team with nothing but victory Royals
Yeah, let's go. Let's go. I can't wait for this. Uh, okay. Let me try and join it now. Okay
P that is doing absolutely
I
Mechanics of his own character. I think I need to start a new game no matter what here right you you go ahead do that
We'll wait right here at the round table
Okay, okay
Everyone's taking wilders insane the who the what the who wilder
See you want an object that ass
Hold on cap you want an object that I still kept see you island
I live oh my goodness
While there is going I'm getting work where the water is the best one I
Was gonna try
The Duchess guys guys also I would like to say that even though I output no damage. It's
There's two things about my character that make it incredulous number one the ultimate that I can use to provide my friends that I never used
Secondly
The side ability when it puts the red ring on the on the circle that
When I it's like three strikes in it'll hit a critical strike
Which is a ton of health and then you can do the critical strike do see on it
Which takes a shitload of health so whatever even though my DPS is low my skills for my character are what carry the team
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He's busting. Damn right. He's busting. Yeah, damn right. Thank you, Simon. Thank you.
I'm gonna check out my advanced settings to turn off some fucking
motion blur, bro. Let me see if I've got cool outfits for this guy. One second.
Oh gee, where do you go for outfits to get us right here?
Uh, it's a mirror. It's a mirror somewhere. Don't remember where.
I
Be one of the popes guys of the funeral
You can
We hold on honestly. I want to talk this that's that's how I get more points
Now I got more than 60 FPS
I don't know. Hold on. Maybe I got bird of the second. That's right. Pia is a TVP as a pen and
paste. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You can't get more than 60 FPS on this fucking game.
I feel like I have more than 60 FPS. Yeah. Thank you. I'm not a bit of a challenge. You
check that how I did that you go to your ingame settings on steam okay way do
what work you way do it we agree incredible about a place I'm getting
worth it 60 years cast it's captain 60 yeah that's yeah that's what I heard
I don't know these mine we guys why all these right here wait I think used by these you
You seem kind of crazy.
What, the runes?
Yeah, the runes.
Yeah, I was thinking about growing in Bonson.
You guys, I get this one.
This one looks really good.
Oh, I think I already had that one.
Every area has a number of key locations.
Okay, cool.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let me take another peek of my runes.
Yeah, I've got the best rooms in the whole world
Yeah guys, yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good
Get my ass being the story already guys for a trouble. I guess you get it fantastic
Wait, I'm gonna go ahead and sell some sounds like I'm buying the darkness cool thing
Are you filtering in
How the fuck you filter
There we go
I saw the small one face on air. I mean, oh
Fuck oh, I should move one of my relics. Oh shit. Which one was that one guys? What was that one? Oh fuck you dad. Oh my god
I'm so fucked. Oh my god. I don't know what that was
Oh, sorry, sorry. Oh, no dummy. I just want to look see which one was it?
Well, I mean I popped a potion randomly we had iron at the top of it. I remember I remember I just heard that was like something you do
when peanut butter do you just kind of
you can't tell me what you just got
we just is it was it was just the one
that had watched this guy who like is
the one on YouTube and it's like a
lot like you know like you if I sure
shut up I was watching short it's what
it's like a video comes across your feed
and you watch it for like longer than
five seconds like you're definitely at
some point I'm gonna see him again or
whatever yeah yeah person is again you
know I mean I watched one video of some
guy on the Elden Ring that came across my screen and now I get his shit all the time.
He just goes into people's games and like very casually just fucks people up.
They're like has fun while he's doing it and he's like all nice and shit you know what
I'm saying.
He just goes in and just honestly just fucks people up.
It's hilarious.
He was patches actually I think you're right on that.
He's like the one, he's like the one.
Fuck people are talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah, I
Emission patches guys, I remember there's a way to switch it so I can I ought to use red blue yellow
But I don't know how to do that either
I'm so fucking lost and the menu system of this game is diarrhea ass
I
You playing by the way
Fucking oh man, I didn't even ask
You are the bow guy
I'm the bow guy
You can't be the bow guy
I'm the boy I think I should just died okay. I won't be the bugger. I don't like playing bogeyes in these games
on the bogeye
You're fine your bogeye. Oh, I'm dying cuz I'm in the outside zone. Oh, that's what's come over here
I'm just trying to otherwise sound stop how do I stop rude should be on some ruins?
Can't work either.
Can't you sell things?
I've...wait.
Hmm.
Um...
Ugh.
Fuck!
Why would you say pass two?
Or you'll find the thing again!
Damn it!
You got it.
There's no way to sell anything.
Yes, maybe they removed it from the game or something.
I don't see F2.
Oh, man.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, oh.
Woohoo.
We still need more, we still need more.
Got it!
Cloksi gets you just got enough dollars.
And by the thing is what I wanted to buy
You that would be right it is me
It is me. I'm now
black
all black I
Look sick as fuck
How I put it on how I put it on oh?
Yeah, oh, yeah
Yeah!
Ooh, dude, I love this thing that's fun!
Dude, yeah, dude, I love this thing that's fun!
Oh my God, I'm gonna try this thing.
Oh my God, I'm gonna try this thing.
Oh my God.
Dude.
Try on this guy.
Mm, mm, yeah, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you.
Oh my God, yeah, okay, you're gonna see what you tell.
Oh my God, when you see me again, you're like, dude.
Dude, you're gonna be like, you look, whoa, what's with the drip, Peter?
Hold on, we're just saying, we have a fashion show, you a runway model?
You sexy, you wanna have sex with me?
You wanna have sex with me, Peter?
Peter, you wanna have sex with me?
That's what you're gonna be saying.
I look sexy right now.
I am dripped down out of my mind.
No, I'm serious, I'm serious, I'm serious.
Okay, I'm like a bird guy, but I'm, but like, like,
but like cooler, cooler.
I think down to the great sin, Texas is being,
what's the go to from water burger,
buffalo rib, chicken strip burger with the hot
Peter Redson the side lord five three spades of cuts and some large dr. Pepper
Also, they're chicken nuggets are pretty good
That's the unreasonably good like kind of weirdly good for a burger spot
Kind of weird the wings the bonus wings. It's kind of weird like unusually good for a burger spot
Hmm
Play the game game you'll add me to a separate place in the stupid tutorial
Summit
How long is this?
I'm trying getting through it right now. Okay, I'm also kind of a dumb shit. So it's taking me longer than a little okay
I like this okay fire okay?
What I
Hi, I'm playing a new character. What do you mean? You can't I'm a trying new character
It's what which one the Duchess you know I go outside and take all the weapons. Can't I
Doesn't that work yeah, we get you to another one down here
Are new minutes oh
Yeah, okay, so it literally tells you which one's the best one it's the
It's the, I knew it, it's the black one!
The black one!
Wait, how do you see that?
Wait, hold on, wait a second.
Um, wait, you go outside, there's a box outside.
It's right back.
Uh, it's, it's, it's out of the training ground. It's like a, it's like a box on the left side.
Okay.
Wait, oh my god, wait, don't, wait, wait, the other guy was correct.
It's the lion great, though, is technically the best, power of the general.
so you go outside to the training you make a left he's just one of those big
ones that it takes a long time to do
wake up
why is this guy wig
hey why is he a wig
they just got to beat this boss bro I'm chilling
Oh, God, a beat the fuck out of
a wheel.
Yeah.
Rain of arrows.
YouTube. I just want to see
you.
Sorry.
Let me try the black.
It's a black bow.
Get up, get up!
Yeah, black bow is way better.
That would take too long to throw back.
Alright, ready to go.
Hey guy, how you doing?
Oh, Mr. Son.
Yeah, listen, I'm dying to the boss right now, okay?
Hold on!
Who's the barrage?
I think I'm dead, dad. I have to fight him again.
Did you guys have a problem with the tutorial boss at all?
We are so fucking dead.
Injolent, we're dead. Injolent forever.
Injolent, we're dead forever.
Injolent, we're dead forever.
Don't see you, Mike. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
My heavy attack is actual butthole.
It did you in butt age
Yeah
The mark of face
It's in fun age. I'm telling you
God, yeah.
In a second, hold on.
Wait a minute, hold up, wait a minute, hold up, wait a minute, hold up, wait a minute,
Something right what's going on here?
Let's go down with this
You close the I'm gonna be unstoppable now. I just need out of new things
Oh, she goes you close you close you close you close you. I'm a tough little
Are you see this are you see this new technology
You don't have to do that, you don't have to do that!
You don't have to do that, you don't have to do that!
Get my ass kicked by a tutorial boss, that's a strut.
He doesn't even stand a chance!
I don't actually play now.
I don't trust him, I don't know why I'm a little worried about that.
He stands, don't change!
Oh, I think he's good now.
So bad we got to take back
Holy shit, so I said I take that guy to ask so bad that I'm part of the team
Yeah, I'm good
Are you doing the tutorial?
Of course I am, of course I am
Please God, please say you are done
Please, please
He's trying I think I got to quit out hold on
Quit out as bad boy. I wouldn't said kill me quit game kill me instead. It's just a radar game. I
Just went to main title. We all team members must have the following downloadable content of forsaken hollows
Okay, I have all the content I got the DLC
Oh DLC I just left the game hold on give me a second
Let me see waiting to join team session. Hey, let me see another invite
You go in hey, welcome me welcome me
Breaking all the round tables chairs, but it says that not everyone has the DLC. Oh
My fucking fucking oh, yeah, just if you got it while the game was open you just restart your game. It's fine
Please make a movie just for real again.
Please, please, please, please, please.
God, if you're listening, please, please make a movie just for real again.
Please, it's all I ask, it's all I ask, please.
Please.
I'm fucking this, I'm fucking games, I'm gonna talk some DLC to it.
Which I tell you, when you see me, you're gonna be, you're gonna be
I'm gonna go on a date with you, you're so drippy, wow, you're drippy levels are off the charts,
You say it's a dreamy rebels or off the top
You know I think it's a trip he
Open up
RC summit, what do you think about what if we okay? Hold on when you get the game
I was like I'm just gonna spit ball here. What if we just sit here for 30 minutes again?
30 minutes more. What do you think?
Dude, I'm down.
But if you want, we can just do like two.
One maybe, not even 45 seconds. Let me stretch because I'm gonna need it, okay?
All right, my left leg. I can feel it getting a little cramped up.
Ready up the intro takes more than 45 seconds. It takes like two minutes.
I've been doing intros and I still there's still time between it.
There's ready.
Are you ready?
How do you get around table?
I'm here at the round table.
I think you're a quick.
Come here.
Come here.
Koshy Koshy you haven't ready yet.
He's gone.
Commence expedition.
Well, go ahead and go get your structures in 7.
I'm lucky a lot, right?
Can I be Lancelot?
You can be Lancelot.
Thank you.
You answered just for a little bit.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
I'm here at the round table.
I'm here at the round table.
I'm here at the round table.
I'm here at the round table.
I'm here at the round table.
I'm here at the round table.
Just okay. Thank you. Mm-hmm
The world is your oyster something
Who's building a new character is always doing what is he doing?
You said as of war this time. I don't know what the ass of war is. What is that?
Ah back
I
Am sucks up to you some people just coming here randomly just put the random grievances in the chat
So I don't know it. All right
Die and thanks for that the tiny few boss
We don't you know, would you like coconut water give you a video coconut water?
the absolute ringer the killer the demolisher we will win no doubt and we have the castle
map because you turn around immediately and hit the catch the third which you
could turn for a laugh when we kill the kid on the other way the church with
the church yeah
see I knew you were seven I knew it I do it okay okay so we every single time you
kill a small can I found a pick up
Turtle neck let's kill this one sky let's go to church which we got we got the church like you got the church first
This can't get harder and harder
give you a health pot. Oh, huge wiener. Dude, do your thing right first before we go sleep.
And then these braces, they're little circles on the map. Every single time you kill a boss,
they restock your health, and then you come up and press Y to it. Keep pressing X, man.
Okay, see what I'm saying? There's a bunch of them and every single time you kill a boss,
I'm gonna level up.
I don't see where you're at.
Alright.
You should be here, fucker.
He goes east, okay.
I'm gonna level up here, right?
I'm level up here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the more shit that you do to your bosses, the more stuff.
We want to be level three.
Yeah, we want to be level eight to nine.
Before the first.
It's just level up with my stats.
Yeah, pretty much.
In this game, you can pick up a weapon and there's like, even if it's not a good weapon for you, it has a really good passive, so you want to keep it in your inventory for the passive.
That means something.
Oh god, is that life?
I'm jumping this hole, boys! Jumping this hole! Quickly, quickly, in the hole!
Wait, there's a quick- there's a good chest here, a chest here.
Did I not get that?
I'm here, coach! I got you, boys!
Okay, I don't know what's going on, I can't pick that up.
There's a key up here, there's a key up here that I can't get.
Something's playing so good.
Yeah, storm charge, storm charge key.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, that's faster, that's faster, that's faster.
Alright, there should be like a little hole.
Score down below like right here. See we see where we are. Follow me boys
Right here behind him and right here. Yeah, that shit started pissing off. Look at me
Right here right here down here. This is just to just be like a
Trava
No, this is a real one. We're going all the way in. We're waiting for that
See it you can choose like weapons
I'm going for the sleep big come on gang
Yeah, there should there should be there should be a floating
Right oh that's your tongue
Yeah, yeah, when you kill bosses every single boss will drop that and either give you a passive
We're gonna die forever chance for really good weapons
So by the way when you die you see a number at the top right that's the most important number
That's your rude if you die you lose them all you have to pick them up before you die again or all the roots are gone
and we lose we basically three times and you also lose a level your channel your
channel just say 1 2 3 every single time see where do you go where do you get
I'm over this meeting
That's just get past the small guys and go right for the boys come on boys
Like I've always said she's convinced more guys will go out with us. What am I said? I mean, that's like my motto take it
Sure?
Yeah.
Ain't normal othering this while they're inside this.
Oh my god!
Who's up here by that?
Whoop!
Goddamn!
I
Demon
Yes, they're fucking demons jumping down
We should go faster faster faster now
God
Yeah, come here
Improve range weapon attacks 10%
I would say just ignore all all those like little things
I would say ignore all the little things because we're gonna be killing bosses so much and like elites that they just drop more shit
Mm-hmm. That's a level-up thing and then it eats me
You do teach about a paper so it's a coach's got that coach's got that
I'm gonna I'm gonna leave the charge. I get the rules and stuff on close you teach a seven
Different like you see that
And then these things these are
Oh my god!
You don't even open chests?
Not really, no.
Chest of Revengers.
I see you, I'm gonna leave, I'm just gonna like,
This shit, this shit, coach armament inflicting sleep.
What is this?
Okay, that's that's that's a power-up. Press start
Press start you can see your inventory and there's four of like that
The robot has four of the
I knew a lot of
Okay, okay, what the hell going on see for the final boss
You get to A3 on the first time, I'll be honest.
We've got A3 one.
Dance with Corralia, guys.
What the hell, coach, you've been doing...
I'm doing lost for a little while, I think.
I'll try to kick this again.
What the hell is going on?
What is happening? What is going on?
What are you doing? Why can't you dodge blocking this?
I should go to falling from the sky!
Yeah, we have to go up to here.
You see this red circle?
Pretty sure we have to go up to that.
What is going on?
I should go to the ice.
What the heck are you doing here?
What the heck are you doing here?
What the heck are you doing here?
What the heck are you doing here?
Happy birthday Luke.
God Luke.
Hey peanut, we love you here in the UK.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Open your swimsuit, go look, go look, back to collectivity for the look.
Psycho boys, psycho boys, psycho boys, psycho boys.
Oh, yeah.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Where's my shirt?
Where's my shirt?
Alright, I touched it for the thing.
There's no more ice.
Thank God.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
No more I
I don't know
We should be one with a box with the box head
I don't understand the box to be somewhere this camp was not paying attention
Where the hell is the barnshad?
There he is! There he is!
Take that, you fool!
Shoo! Barnshad!
Okay, when this staggered like that, if you walk up, you get nice, perfect.
Alright, there's a kill on the floor.
Oh wait, can't.
I think we don't have enough time to finish this.
Okay, so if you press the light, you see that entry?
You see that random screen on the map?
Alright, I think it's at the bottom of the map.
I'm dead. I'm down forever back to your window
Kill me kill me kill me forever kill me put in 12 games
No, where no where like in your house, and then you could like keep it for coming days
They're a defensive purpose. It's a picture purposes. Oh my god
probably trained probably
Like the first day first day you just run from like
Camside that drops really good dude. Like you're just sleeping in front of that
Day two is easy. Day two is easy. Day two is easy to use.
and that's it you get you get your wrinkly yeah I got my roots I got my
roots I got my roots yeah this is the last you see to me this isn't the last
you see to me
now we just wait it was one year like two camp two camps was fun and then the
boss respond to the day one.
All right, well those words you got.
That was a hundred and seventy thousand cents, you know.
Wait, you can get it back.
So you can get him.
Kill me forever.
Can you get him?
It's right next to the castle.
You're fine.
Kill me.
Kill me forever.
Fucking boys lock in.
Oh my!
Oh, we have them set!
Shit!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I can only hit the button once on a roll, I can't see anything I'm going to say.
I got you started mean market him and stop tuning!
Let it!
Ah, my last health bar.
Oh my god.
We're cooking one, cooking one for guys.
I know those, buddy.
We're using the outbox.
Athena comes?
Huh?
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go!
It all worked out.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, guys!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Watch out, there may be bad guys around, guys.
There you go.
Sorry about that.
Keep wondering if there's bad guys.
Watch out, guys, bad guys.
I
What is it there's a back I hear
Good work boys
Watch out he's about to be angry. Oh, what's up? Oh good if you piss in his face
You see that? I expected you. Wait. Yo, there's another sleep all the way north.
You mean that? Hey, what's going on? There's another sleep all the way north. Let's go
to the sleep. Let's go to the sleep and then we'll come back to the castle. Yeah. Wait,
what do they do? Wait. This one is what this one is what this one is. Right here. This one.
This one this one yeah, this one this one
Again, it's the second it's not gonna prove dodging here. Yeah, go get our rooms quickly. I'm gonna prove dodging
My gosh, I gotta go get my rooms
I never tell you me to go to the key for snipping sense. Oh
I can't wait. I gotta get my roots. I read like you go get rooms. I think go
I mean, uh, sleep.
I think you're falling the wrong guy.
Oh fuck.
I suppose you, uh, you thought the TV was hot.
Hey, cause you mean, he's the, the, the, the chicken nugget as well.
You don't mind?
Oh wait, I was talking to, I was saying something to chat.
We're, we're, we're the folks you get.
You never do.
Great.
I always do.
Great.
Why is that.
It's not working.
All the time happening.
They calling Mr.
Great.
They call me spectacular.
ask how we should quit the thing I'm you quit all the time oh you your
abilities I haven't been doing shit the combat melee combat okay so you have an
old the farmers the farmers the farmers why and right trigger is really good for
you and then why and left this white left trigger why and right for back
The direct center is your hole. It's really good
You get it
Thank you, what I haven't tried it yet. I'm not gonna use it on a club dude. Okay, I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it on a club, but like don't do that
you got this guy I use it I actually don't know what your old us I don't think
that was it why left trigger why right trigger yeah
was that them have you said let's run for this business position hold the
charge are you show yourself demon you're unlucky with the circle I'm not
Why would I fucking fuck?
You keep it because we'll hit an anvil and we can upgrade your weapon
We haven't had a we haven't had a better weapon really yet
Yes
You think it was me that's twice
That's twice I
don't know what I'm doing.
I'm going for the sleep castle.
I suggest you boys get there immediately.
Immediately.
You're going to sleep, right?
I'm going to sleep castle.
I'm going to sleep castle.
You guys can get over here so you can collect the sleep as well.
We're spreading out.
Take this homeless people, I'm moistened down with a rapid fire.
I'm putting spikes on benches.
Nice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm benches.
Benches.
Benches.
I'm a bench box.
She's walked by this big ass crab.
Yeah, I went.
I went up, but you can hit a you should run right past keep keep running through the Ricky
Yeah, keep running through this. Oh, there's a boss right there. Fuck. We'll come back and kill the boss
I'm jumping up. Yeah. Yeah
Hey, dude, you're that the boss
Yeah, Super Chan!
No!
Ah! Oh fuck.
Yep.
He's a spread guy.
Yeah, ignore him.
Yep.
We'll come back and kill him on the way to the, uh...
That's the linear platform channel.
Uh, the castles.
Dude.
What do you guys watch it?
There's a hole there's a hole in a wall, and then it's usually get that hole in the wall. There's a hole in the ground
I'm gonna go treat with the castle because it's not the circle we have to do the castle
Oh my god, the circle is already closing. We're done. We're dead. It's over. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna die forever. Hey, how you doing much?
I didn't get a sleep weapon either. I feel like we're fine
What's it listen listen if we can race that catch we might be able to do the top one real quick or the bottom one
Oh, well, I'm not being fucking down, bro
The hotly tell stomach to go back for the purple axe I
Got a purple ax for him. Oh, you're good
I think it was
I see oh something else purple
Most purple I got boring to poor his eyeballs
You will be able to give me that catch the time
No
Apparently that acts was so good and everybody's really me for leading it. I grabbed it. I grabbed it from we got it
Okay
I need that axis pass him up. I have to hold it. Hey, what's the axis passing the game?
Hold on fighting. I cut the boss before. It was it was it was a secondary. I need to hold it in
Secondary
Okay, okay, all right, okay, okay
You
I
Did you go all the way up? Yeah all the way up with the jump over
I was no reason for saying it. We're good. Hey, just run over this and we get restocked on your whole thoughts up
I still never see what you guys. I don't think there is a sleepbo. I have a sleep weapon
I don't ever see the sleepbo. We've been playing this for a couple days now. Where's this?
Where's this?
Shut up
Yeah, yeah, how do you see those?
You can get a sleep house if on a bow.
In the bush head some peanut.
Eeeeeee.
Weedy bite.
Not bad, whatever the fuck it is.
I'm just like, huge fucking circle.
Yeah, I can't do this.
Yeah!
I'm going for this darkness camp.
Or that is camp.
Oh.
Gotcha.
Get
Take this one again
Ready
We got
Okay, they're both thinking this camp. It's all of you those like little bow who's he do's he's
You're both in this game
Hey, how you doing guys just looking for both a don't buy me guys
Oh shit, that's good to be sure I'm gonna take this
Hey guys
Let's give the chest for you guys. Oh, we're gonna be don't be oh
That's carbon. Is there a vendor here. Yeah, is there a vendor? Yeah, there's a vendor over here. Oh, yeah, I mean
They were here this guy right here. He's just the old guy old ghost man
It's all food garbage. Go, go, go, go, go, go. I'm gonna kill this game up here, I'll be back.
Move, move, move.
Oh, there's the both of you I've been looking for, oh my god.
He's gonna shut up and he's on oh god he's hot oh god he's hot
Blow that the fucking pot
What the pot doing oh?
My god
hold on, that looks good, hold on, hold on, I need to smoke
wait, hold on, wait, where's the three levels are?
I need to
wait, is that an anio?
oh my god!
SHOOT BUSHERD!
are you fighting him?
that's fighting him
exactly well though, one night
I
Killed that
I got my buddy's egg
Shit man
Yeah, we're about to get the second boss and then we're playing the final boss over you. Oh, man. I'm level 12.
Yeah, we're scared
We're dead forever
I just hope it's not like a hard one.
Yeah, I hope it's not hard.
Who the fuck are you?
Summit, you're doing great. I want you to know that.
Well, I'll pass your face, I thought it was a bit.
What's your situation again?
We're fine guys, this is his proceed.
Don't worry guys, I have a level 3 unopened info and I'm level 12.
I'm gonna tickle up at them.
You guys sit there and watch.
I mean I am all...
SUPER SHOT!
I
Get up on the fucking edge
Why am I one
Yes, you decide I do not have to be shot but I got regular shot and a lot of them
That's why
What you doing?
Do you ever revive us?
Nope, you said to hit us with your axe
No
Oh
I
Got you got you got you. I'm gonna get him out. I'll get him. I'll get him. I'll get all the way
All right trigger. What a sweet treat. Ah
We're some lucky boys. We're some lucky boys
It's up now you do a buzz
Thanks, King
Pick your ground up
Why does it make the fucking ultimate such a weird butt?
Fucking why?
Right trigger?
The fuck?
I can't hit you!
I got one!
Run!
Run!
Oh my god, we're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
RUN!
Oh my god, we're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
We're doing it!
You got this, Summit! You got this!
No, I didn't see the fire.
Holy shit!
Holy goodness.
Okay, this guy's got a crazy one.
God, dude, okay, so normally at the end of that, we have purple weapons at level 15,
so we're three levels under.
Okay, I take responsibility for that.
Let's do this.
No, I still got the dad.
I don't even know how often the dad is knocking a lot.
Yeah, so that's like, those abilities are like some of the most important things in
the game.
They're like super, super good.
I was not a bad first-run.
Peanut uh...
Like, we killed that.
We killed that, we get teleported to the next level.
How long have you been doing this for?
HOURS!
No, that was the first one!
How have we not beat the boss yet?
We just recruited a guy who's been playing video games since we invented the fucking wheel!
How are we...
I'm a slow learner, but I when I when my stride starts I start
Everyone else I get that seven I get that I get that I'm like a third-year type of guy
Yeah, yeah, dude. What fuck this was we didn't get to do castle that we literally lost three to four levels in castle
Yeah, honestly guys. We have to do castle castle
Yeah, the castle
The fucking castle castle castle castle castle
I'm ready up so every map has a giant castle in the center. We have to do it like day one or two
That's just a drink. I'll be dead too. We have to do it. They do we don't have only one map as a castle
in the middle. I
Thought there's two of them already up. Let's do that. This is the time no more warm ups
No more second chances. It's time to wear it is time to win this our moment
Right here!
Summit, would you consider this harder than fighting in Vietnam?
No.
Our ancestors may be fought in Vietnam.
Mind of. I don't really know.
If they can do that, we can do this!
Don't ask about the logistics.
Oh, why that makes sense, but I'm telling you it's true. It's possible
Let's
Oh
Okay, this map just so happens to have a castle in the middle so technically close is right, but usually close he's rock
Also, there's no sleep weapons
Right first you kill as many homeless people as you can they have an iphone 17. It's double points. All right
Okay, we should just set this castle up. Hold on, what castle? Sounds good.
See this one right on me?
Um, I don't know.
I don't know. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Entry, brewery, or raw dogs?
Who's doing that? Is that me? Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You havin' that much?
Yeah. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh,
I'm touching you. I'm touching you.
One more time.
Oh my god.
Maybe one thousand nine hundred ninety two.
Hi, Mr. Peanut!
Hello!
Today is my boyfriend, Roberto's birthday and it wasn't a good day.
May you please give him a birthday shout out to him and his family!
Oh my god!
Thank you, thank you.
He squeaked the baby's face out.
Oh.
What the hell kind of boss is this?
I'll be fighting right here.
I just forgot to animate him.
It's done.
One more, one more, one more.
You can miss, you can miss, you can miss.
Give her a birthday of my best.
Oh, another one of the catbuckers?
Super Charge!
Guys, help me!
He's jumping on me!
What the hell is this?
What kind of bot should we face right now?
What the hell is this?
It's so ugly.
Jump on top of them and neutral attack.
Got him!
Got him!
He's ganking!
got him gotta be gankin
is that working this game?
or is that two hand this fucking thing?
how do you know what you have to do?
green bar?
blue bar?
right center, right center
you see like a giant circle?
yeah, the left one
okay so my right one's good
where's the left one?
I don't know, should be around here
the left one is your um
I mean fuck it just run to this one.
Um, the last one is your ability in the middle one.
Okay, if you gotta go to that church, A-shot.
Yeah.
To the church.
Oh, get the loot, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Shots you out on that.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Silly, Silly, Silly, Silly.
Forgot about you, sir.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Of course, of course, Mr. Sermit.
you of course of course the service in connection like see Rose and Leonardo
da Vinci on the Titanic
okay
oh coachy I need help immediately
immediately fuck I ran to this thing over here coming up
never gonna come here and do that
Super Shard!
Gotcha! Oh shit I got to level up. Where is it? Hold on.
Gotcha!
Okay. Good?
I've never been better. Never been better.
What the hell he just spotted a new horse you can't do that you're allowed to do that
kill this horse
Woo woo woo!
Neh!
Yeah, I gotta go to the search room to go back.
And then we go, and then we go,
oh my god, Coltsey, you remember this guy?
You get like a, you get like a curse, but it's totally worth it.
Go to this guy, go to this guy, go to this guy.
Wait, I think we, I can't remember if it was totally worth it or not worth it at all.
You guys wasn't totally worth it,
but not worth it at all.
Remember this guy, Coltsey?
I wish to have great strength I think right is that is that what we do I have great
dexterity desire a flask or I want more runes more rooms more rooms hey ten
thousand runes that's not it's not how you get more rooms not fuck I'm not
that man this is so stupid okay I've got a box on my head now you see what's nice we got a box
let's go fight the uh guy bottom castle is this gonna be a box man
yeah yeah come down come down come let's go to the basement basement basement
let's just kill everything it's in the circle let's just kill this whole thing it's a it's only the
the first data. I don't think we're strong enough.
We can definitely kill him. Okay, hold up guys.
This is the work together part.
Get bottom! Get down here!
I kind of lost the clutch. I jumped a little bit.
Hey guys, hey guys, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
This is renovations. How do I get down there again?
Wait, I remember. I remember.
Oh, I remember. I remember.
Oh, I remember. I remember.
I think...
What? What? What?
Don't do that. You're holding yourself.
I got home taking unnecessary damages.
Fuck that shield.
Take that!
Oh. Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Thanks, boss, thanks, boss.
Super jump!
I
Take that pussy take that
She's got a lot of twirling not a lot of hitting
It's just twirling around. Oh shit
We I got the blackbow. Oh, but hold on
No blackbow for sure black right blackbow back. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we're gonna go down. We're gonna go down
We see cozy cozy. I'm invincible. I'm invincible. I can never die. I
Think my weapons are insane
The weapons out here so it could see our somebody devil
In this corner in this corner, so but we could see all the whole catch will click out
Which we go to the top you see it in the corner
Yeah
That bill too. I need to hit level seven before the next day
Oh my god, 50% percent down there, but stop off reduce the way
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Oh my god!
There's a star down here!
It's gonna red X.
Alright, you have to be level 7.
I didn't mean to do that!
There!
Oh, good heavens!
Come on, come on!
Oh
Good
Come on
Super
Oh
Got this got this
That was gonna be garbage. Let's go these two guys. Let's go these two guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we do that
And then we run out and hit camp
Oh my!
You guys need business!
For course!
And now we move, now we move!
Now we go, oh it's already close, it's already close, if we go, we go to this way, yeah, we go to this way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it, we get it, we get it.
Boop, boop, boop, boop!
Locking.
Stop getting right here from us!
I
Okay
No, this guy needs to be chat
You guys going the wrong way what's the fire one way right here with the firewood with firewood
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Hey dad, are you ready?
Holy fuck.
Are you dead?
Yeah, we killed them already.
Oh my goodness.
You guys are crazy girls.
I was off close here.
Dude, I just got through purple baggers.
I was off close here. Dude, I just got I got two purple back.
Only eyes are so I get here. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
You get you get him based on the passive.
If any of the passives are good, you have a you have a thing to act with that circle.
Now I don't. We got to run up.
Let's get that thing.
It is now.
I
Can't grab them
We wouldn't pick up
We guys we go we
Yeah, we have time to the time or no. No, it's the first night bro. We're so far ahead right now
Actually like owning
I
Think actually look at it
Oh, it's gonna be wait, it's gonna be the annoying people that we killed in the beginning
What do we do on the
know what you do what they do you show you out there
yeah we we don't have it maybe we should probably it will probably go we'll
probably go right get the church that's ridiculous yeah we were we were the
truth about how he does his map and we want the truth in the bottom I'm down
we go right bottom give them their house by now
We have black blow
Wait, I
Don't die spam black boat chat. We how do I get the black ball any level?
It's fine. We're very far ahead. How I equip it
You're using it that's where I thought
I thought, um, are you guys, are we, are you guys,
that's what I thought.
I thought you guys were telling me
it's like a second wave that I'm supposed to do it.
Yeah, guys, I'm pretty sure you have that equipment.
Is that it?
Oh.
She fussy, fussy.
My guys are, are you kidding, serious, kidding, serious.
The tech is open now.
You're mine!
SUPER TUNE!
What the hell is he doing? He hid that tree!
Even though she got beat!
You know my homies hate that tree.
Yeah, it's that much.
Alright.
No, I've never been better, don't worry about it.
Wait, Chitvie, I thought he was dead.
He fooled me, he fooled me.
I'm the God of fools.
I
Just like him to the chest by the way
That was very nice at all.
Is your chest going out?
Oh.
No after night two.
Oh my god.
That witch lady, she tricked me.
She took my cow and all she gave me was three beans.
I
Yeah
But once we hit this and then we go we have to I mean dude close if you gotta hit both searches even though
other than on the different side of the map.
We had to hit those churches.
I think we hit this one.
I don't know, bro.
Take that random guy!
Oh, he's watching us.
Right here. Oh my god.
Nothing's fucking us again!
Super Charge!
Oh my god.
I killed it, Anna.
We're pretty good.
We're pretty good. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Actually, we go to the castle and kill the guy at the top.
Oh, I gotta hold it. Okay, I gotta hold it.
What do you mean by that, Koji?
What?
Go to the castle and kill the guy at the top, and then hit the other church?
Yeah.
I got you, stupid cat.
Fuckin' hate you.
What is going on? I don't have order. Oh my god, I'm I'm I'm cooking. Oh my goodness.
I just pre-tip saying that 30% less drop off and I think I already have 30% less drop off.
Speak up your name.
Speak up.
Speak up your name.
Come on.
Come on.
Come you come you.
What's this guy doing?
Whoa.
What's recluse's grief?
What is recluse's grief?
What is that?
Is that something cool?
Wait, is that a...
A steamy human Queenstaff.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I
Come on tell me yeah, you're the church. I'll be quickly bosses your time to waste you must make haste
Oh, yeah, yeah, you have to go. Yeah, you have to go
It's only for the world of clues class
I'm going for the other church.
I'm going to be back.
Fuck you guys.
I'm going to check.
Okay.
I'm going to be back.
Oh
I thought about that you should have a dog
Oh
Okay. Alright. Okay. It's a little buddy. He's on, he's on, hit him in the face. That way,
What the hell is going on now?
We got to kill the frostbeats.
The frostbeats.
Oh my.
Did you see the red circle?
No, we are going to yet. What's it called? We are gonna get ice dragon
That's much something I'm gonna run to the castle
God yeah
I guess I'm gonna kill the boss at the top of the tower, okay?
Okay, don't die.
I never die.
I'm re-
No fucking matter!
Dammit.
That's the ideal-
Take it!
Only one!
Only one!
Holy shit, this is so annoying.
I can't see shit!
I can't see shit!
I can't see shit!
I can't see shit!
I can't see shit!
I can't see shit!
I can't see shit!
I can't see shit!
I can't see shit!
Take that hood again!
Gotcha!
Move, move, move!
Hit it!
I'm over the bottom top, I'm over the bottom top!
Oh my god, who's your 6th event?
You know we have to kill oh my god
I can't see anything
I
Say hold on wait wait wait wait wait guys. I might need help with the guy who's up the castle. He just wants to be
I'm gonna kill the dragon first
We're dragging
Dragon that's making the map snowy
Is it a bit nippage
What were you afraid of? Well, maybe a bit nippish.
Folksy, the world has got to stop just because it's a bit petrified.
How do I help you? You can take a wee damage from the fill like that, so much of the time you put in it.
Well, that's... well, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
What the hell was that?
I can't even see the catcher where I'm supposed to go because he's so tall.
What did I do?
I killed the guy on the roof.
You killed the guy on the roof, bitch.
You can't solo him.
I don't even know what I'm at, I can't see shit.
I can't see shit!
Because there's a dragon on the map right now that we have to literally just hit once
and then we'll...
I can't see a damn thing!
I can't get back up to the top!
That's the best idea was that!
Oh my god!
GOD!
How do you get back to the top?
This is fucking bullshit!
Guys, I don't know how to get back to the top, I can't figure it out.
There's supposed to be a door in here that leads up.
I remember it's supposed to be right here, right on this wall.
Did they change this place?
The last five minutes?
You simply must breathe.
back to the top and we literally through the entire game. This circle's about to close too.
I'll wait for you up to the top. Oh, that's what you're saying right now.
Right now, right now, right now.
I love these side things.
Right, I need to figure out how to get a top.
Yeah, I'm not.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, you're higher than me.
Oh, you are definitely higher than me, pal. Oh, yeah.
I accidentally jumped into the fucking thing, man.
I accidentally jumped into his thing when I was dodging.
Oh.
This game is definitely not going to smash my keyboard in my face.
I got my things.
I got my things.
I got my things.
I got my things.
I got my things.
How many runes?
150k.
Is it John God?
No, it's up there.
Super Shad!
I'm flying!
Fuck!
How many runes?
He's gonna be tripping across the way.
I need to kill this guy right now.
Oh my god.
Zone.
We're leaving, we're leaving, we kill this guy.
Hey, I mean, if you can kill him, then zone's here, though.
I would need you guys up here, I would need you guys up here immediately.
Yeah, I'm running up.
No, he got me!
Coming.
So, I need you to revive me. If I die, it's over, it's over.
Oh boy.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Guys, if we can get our Rouge back, we can salvage this game.
Right now.
No, no, join back up, join back up, join back up.
If we can get our Rouge back.
I lost, I am level 7 and I lost 168.
Is it permagon, is it permagon?
Yes, because I died twice, because I went to go hit you instead of picking up my ring.
I meant to go and take you instead of picking up my room, man.
Guys, what are we doing?
How... how did this just happen?
And don't save Pina, because I didn't do anything.
Me? What did I do? I did nothing!
How is it my fault?
We were doing so good, we were not to butt the entire game.
We were fucking each other.
each other. Some hooligans forgot to follow the team a little bit. Some two specific hooligans
come to mind. We got to follow the team a little bit. You guys are moving at the speed
of light. Yeah, yeah. We have to slow down. We have to speed up. We have to get faster.
We have to go faster. We have to go even faster.
But didn't we lose because you're too fast?
Your peanuts fault means nothing to me. It's always my fault.
That's what you say every time it means nothing to me.
I am certain in my own mind that that had nothing to do with me and I was doing great.
Also, where's this ice dragon you've been talking about?
Okay, so when the map gets really snowy there's a giant red area on the map if they frozen dragon
You just have to walk right and hit it once in the head and we get a permanent buff and the snow goes away
I'm gonna permanent your buff. All right, buddy
Yeah, we listen to mission all I know is that everyone always says it's my fault
But let me tell you what I know for certain. Can I tell you one thing I know for certain? Yeah, it wasn't
We should do we should do a
should do like a a a different map for summit so he can understand and then go
to the hardest no no we have to go trial by fire you're a real gamer trial by
fire is the only thing summit will understand coddling him in a holding
his hand will not make so much better someone has been gaming since they wrote
the Bible. All right, we draw with fire. We live in the flame. We live in the flame.
That's right. Again, it was not my fault. All right, the team leader said run and I was out of
manner call me peanuts off where
all right well guys uh what what wait
something that something where are you
i can't see you on this list i can't i
can't see you on this list
you better not fucking quit you get it
So if you quit, I'm fucking you.
I'm fucking your ass.
This is this.
This is war.
This is war.
Summit.
Summit.
Summit.
Well, there is. I bite him.
OK.
He broke his keyboard.
I'm telling you, dude, before I die
and leave this mortal earth behind and cast into the stars
like carbon from my peat body laying across the galaxy.
I want to see one just one more time.
One more time.
Summit punching its monitor from the POV of this camera.
Just one.
That's what I yearn for.
That's what I yearn for.
You have to have the music in the background.
music in the background. Don't tell me how to cook the sauce, alright? I know how to
cook the sauce. Don't tell me how to cook the sauce, let's see. I know how to cook
the sauce, alright? If you guys are not with me, that's your fault. And if I'm not
with you, that's your fault. Write it down. Just remember some of my
up. Just remember that as long as you remember that, the most crucial component. The most
crucial component. Then we will survive and win forever. Summit, let me ask you something.
We found a box of vanilla wafers. Oh dude, I'm gonna go look for some. Holy fuck. Let's
go. No, hold on. Before we do that, let's get in the game and radio. Now Summit, let
me ask you something. Uh huh. Like, conquered the world. Bang, waste, enemies left and right
eviscerating every adversary and foe within your path on the route to salvation victory
and hand success on the on the horizon. What's adversary mean? How is that the time for definition?
That was the time for action. Okay. Okay. Pick up at the source later, bitch. We are
Well, Cocker, we will win!
Now is our moment!
Not tomorrow, not yesterday!
The stars have aligned for us three tonight!
Tonight!
Will you seize it is the only question you must be asking.
Will you seize it?
Yeah, I think I speak for me and Cloaksy when I say yep, we will.
we will tonight tonight tonight tonight we'll be the night i just beat one out live on camera
the night will be the night that i will remember you over and over again don't make me sense my
I'm mad.
Some more something, I need to put runes on or some shit, man.
Ah, runes.
No use.
I don't think you even have runes.
You could buy some.
You could buy some off the store from that jar guy, Jarhead.
Am I out of your game yet?
No, I'm out of it.
So you think if you weren't stupid, we'd win?
I like your honesty, Vinny, you know this.
Give me your dig on this.
Hold on.
I take it die. Hold on. Wait a second. Oh, we got some constructive criticism
Mm-hmm some but that was peanuts fault for trying to solo a boss
There's more stuff, but I mean that's a gist of it
Listen to him
Oh, I'm so sexy everyone knows it. I'm a fancy bitch. I'm fancy bitch. I'm a fancy bitch
I knew it. Thank you. Thank you. Everyone is typing one because I'm so sexy and I'm a fancy bitch
I knew it's a running up going this is looks like a bad idea. Should we go kill the dragon and then I die
You don't listen to me and listen to me closely. I would have never died
If he didn't hit me about that for a second
We're not too long, don't think about it for too long.
We get ready up?
I just said here, oh I am ready up.
I have to be!
But let me say this before I do.
Now is the time.
There's no shelter for those who oppose the Imperium of Man.
Oh right, he shot the one which is grey aluminium, so they got his blackstone.
Oh, this guy-
Huh.
I swear to God.
Oh, no, no, I was just being...
Oh, Mr. Henry and Mr. Prince, my poor little boys, good man, good, I'm mad!
Thank you, my boy, please, thank you, my boy.
Oh!
Found you just died.
Interview.
Gentlemen, I have to know if you're serious about this run.
Summit, folksy?
Yeah, I went back and excuse her.
I don't know that that's a character's heart.
I have to know you are serious about this run, folksy.
Closey?
Yeah, closey.
Closey, I have to know you are serious about this run.
What?
Give me all the battle cry I went back
He could probably spell that battle cry
No battle cry he is not serious
Thank you, sir. Thank you for the better drive. You see that's something serious folks. He's something serious
We got church, we got church, and blood next to us.
Oh.
Is he gonna sleep?
I dare you to ignore our commander.
Um, here we go.
Thank you, Simon.
Disrespectful, you will be court-martialed for your actions here today.
It's not normal court-martialing.
Where we just line up and fuck you.
Alright?
Alright?
Yeah, I know that one.
Yeah, I don't want to be a part of it.
Oh yeah, I want to see that again.
Some intestines still in the beta-face.
Thank you.
Guys, what if we kill that horse guy come on come on come bud, okay?
I don't think we have the power to kill that horse guy right now. I'm not an idea
I can use a slingshot right now
Watch this join this in this final moment
Kill that dog
Good work
Wait, someone you're playing a different guy?
Yeah.
Ooh, that's nice.
Smokey told me to play this motherfucker.
Your guy someone's a giant rock.
And he rocked pretty much, he instantly revs us and increases our attack.
I don't know how that guy happened.
Oh, I missed the boss, bro.
No, no, it's just fun to have you.
You're the rock powers.
Yeah.
Whoa, I actually got a gold weapon out of that box, what the hell?
What the hell, a gold spear?
Wait, who needs it?
Who needs it?
I just don't have a Fortnite card to watch it.
I don't know.
I'm gonna drop this on the ground, so I'll look at it real quick, you ready?
Wait, kill it first.
Is this...
What is this?
This is me, what are you guys?
I don't think it's for me.
What is it?
Sword?
Power of the Great Ancient Dragon.
Sounds pretty good to me.
I can use it. I should use it.
I'm gonna get him with that.
Starts beating my ass.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait, I've got the speed. Wait, wait.
I have the power of the ancient dragon.
I have the power of the ancient dragon.
You like it? Put your mic in the computer.
I'm gonna die a little bit.
I got you.
I got you.
This is my ultimate by the way.
I see a giant dog.
Don't freak out.
Is there a dog?
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that was me. I gotta just hit you and rescue
Oh
Do we're deep do we're deep I have a blood walk a soggy
You want that I think I get the first one here chat. Do I give a matter no?
No, I'm good
I remember five oh we're cooking already with level five already about goodness. Wait, P.s.
Oh
Supposedly that's like really really good for you. He's fine. Okay. Let's go to the church. He's always looked at with bars
That's why I love you guys
I love you beach. Yeah, I love you boss
That's the water boss. I'm a little thirsty
I don't know what you want. You can actually go bottom like you want to go bottom. That always tell me to give the spear to you
I thought Tuesdays because every Saturday I would I don't need a spear
here. Wait, have you been grabbing? Do I keep it or do I? These things? This is why
we run for them. There's a cable in the back where if you walk up and press Y it just adds
an extra potion for you. Like these things right here. Okay, let's switch up hero quick.
Guys, I'm telling you, if we just get the churches out of the way, we'll take this camp
It's always a good idea and you get it
Not yet, but see it was a good idea last game for sure
She would not stick in with the team a leader does I'm gonna go into the circle be safer dude. Oh my god
I think I need help
I'm in power killing the boss. I should oh my god. I'm done. I'll see you. Yeah. I thought we're coming to this. You ping this.
Hey, that. Oh, yeah. We're done. Sorry. You ping this camp. You. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
How'd you get all the way up there? Sorry. Sorry boss. Sorry boss. Sorry boss. Sorry boss. I'm coming out.
What's going on here, man?
Take that, and arrow is your booty!
One more, one more, it's gonna be east, east, east, east where we got it.
Oh, so it's here, we gotta kill it fast.
It's right behind my two-boy shot!
Yeah, yeah, keep running, keep running.
I gotta be right here, yeah, yeah, in front of me.
Get up boys, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!
Super shot!
So what's your weight, you dead?
Go go go go go go!
It's a rock!
Oh, shit, man.
What is that? Is that good?
That looks really good.
I'm starting on the wrong guy.
Probably a brief last year, right?
That looks nice!
That looks nice.
That looks really nice.
Oh, we gotta hit this central quick?
Boys, we are making great time.
Great time.
What is he doing up there?
He's hanging around?
He's hanging around?
He's hanging around?
He's hanging around?
He's hanging around?
He's hanging around?
Oh my god!
It's over!
It's over for these bitches!
I win forever!
I just got improved weapon
ranged attacks
7%
That's right coach, you hit me right, a whole seven percent.
Alright, so think about that for a second.
The boss would say, oh my goodness look at these fools trying to defeat me, and then
I'm about this.
Who's that mad seven percent more powerful?
I go, yes, you have that right, I'm seven percent more powerful.
Then we win.
You understand?
Good.
All of me gave you all of me points.
You know what I'm saying?
Manifest it.
You're better fast, better fast.
Do you believe it?
Do you believe it?
It can happen.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
You got to go to the poo cum.
What's that thing over there?
What's up with those things over there?
They're flying.
What the hell is that?
Oh my God!
He's watching!
He's fucking me!
He's fucking me!
please I each over here now we'll I each of these days of these days
oh
I'm gonna give you these days hello but yeah yeah we're you're on that we go
here we go here we're gonna be good we're gonna kill these guys we're doing
pretty good. We're crazy.
We wish what we've got the bonus we got number three. What is he? What is he? What is he? What is he? What is he?
BG, okay, BG. All right, but let me get, let me get. All right, come on boys. Actually, I need to hit that
chest real quick. Oh, there's no chest. I lied. I got you, thank you.
I
We go I think we hit I think I think we hit the one
Okay, let's do it and then we go down
Supposedly it's mostly these circle things on the ground by the way the best way to level
Yeah, please like a short key. You can buy from that guy. I think
Yeah, but I have I have relics that make it so I spawn in with the key. Oh
my oh
Whoa, it's too fond as I heard.
Follow me boys, let's go!
What's this? Up there?
Why do we want to play this week of next week of Sunday?
I tell you, pre-release for me, take that!
Take that!
I like this week of next week, I got to get the whole team together.
Nick Mertz was in like Paris or something get knifeled down and I really don't
but we'll figure that out in a bit of a moment.
Oh no we have to put them right back so it's not good. What they what they oh
that's okay we can hit another camp we can hit another camp easy easy easy. Where's the
Let's do let's do. Oh, I don't know. We have enough time boys. It's very close. Can we go for another one?
Is there a boss in the open somewhere? There might be a boss in the open like down here.
Think of it. Think of it. Think of it. Think of it.
Oh, I forgot to level up.
Oh my god, I forgot to level up. Oh, shit.
Oh, there's no lucky right here. We can hit this one.
I'll be right right here. Yeah. Where's it?
Down below
Where the hell is this? It's on me. It's on me. It's on me. It's on me. Oh, good. Watch this. Watch
That guy
Oh, yeah, I should be just hit the tree. We're not gonna have to John. Wait a giant crap here. Kill it. Where?
I eat the bosses are what towards the tree. I see fuck the crab. Let's go this way. Unless it's a real boss
Is there a boss?
All right, cut the nerdy. How much we got? I don't know. We got 3,000 off that worth
Wait use fp to ring bell and calls prowling raids. What the hell is that?
What's a frowling raid?
Stuff I follow here. Oh
Awesome guys are follow me we use it
Where my guys
There was no bosses there was no bosses that's how I only level seven I feel like me killed at this round
We didn't we think last last round we um
Um, cut the box, cut the box.
It kills a lot of people in power, remember?
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, my bows are way better than I thought, though.
I'm killing these bitches.
I'm giving up the business.
My God, bro.
Please.
Why am I getting shit on?
I think this is actually one of them.
How are you doing?
I don't want to pop my own.
Super Z! Super Z! Super Z!
Oh, forgot, that's a rock, I keep forgetting!
Super Z!
Activating my element!
Super Z!
You see those super shots are crazy look we kill this one first is time
yeah coachy yeah those super shots are crazy
one
one
one
one
one
two
Tower?
Is she out of tower?
You two want castle?
Yeah, that's what I'm sorry.
Wait, should we take the church first, yeah?
Oh, dude, it's my favorite.
I can't be able to see.
Oh, that's why they do it as well.
Okay, we are going.
If this is actually a thing, we're 100%
Gonna go to the ice.
If we see the ice, we're stopping what we're doing and going to it.
Got it, boss!
You can count on me and summit down to jump up
So we kill the screen tower real quick
Maybe just go power in the boss
Maybe have a small chance that the tower is gonna be out of zone. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Let's do it. Let's do it
Oh
Let's make light with these fools, seven.
Oh, okay, I'll get back to that.
You can shred through who you have first.
Hey, don't worry about me, boss. Don't worry about me, boss.
I suppose you were clearing this game a quick for the things.
What?
There's a boss here. There's a boss here which can kill him a quick.
Okay.
Can we even, can we even kill him, boss?
What the hell was that?
There's so many people throwing Molotovs from that, the roofs.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
He just crashed.
Look at that game stop in the middle of the protest.
I honestly, wait, wait, should we kill the boss?
Is there a boss here?
Yeah, I suppose not me.
What do you got to get ya?
I got a boss.
I got a boss.
I got a boss.
I got a boss.
I got a boss.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Hold me
What
So what I'm trying to figure out to get up there I
Cannot see after the light be how to get up there at all
Here's a wall.
Follow me, gig!
It's the one where you go on the bridge.
I'm coming by, so don't you worry, I'm figuring it out!
Almost there
Number three right number three number three
You need that oh to the cash register for me
you know wait hold on wait a second
You're smithing stones the ones that gets you from white to blue or blue to red a blue to purple
What
They're smithing stones a piece of usage, right
But wait, what are the extra stones one of the stones you get from blue to purple one of those what's gone? I
Don't know
I got you much. I got you much. I'm a couple of us
come on
We should go under so you're gonna real quick
Yeah, you have it. I'm gonna get this guy started, right?
Take this will again
You go off alone and you die to the game glad that's how the superstars supposed to work
I'm telling you the super star usually starts them if you don't think oh
we have to be a fire dragon spot fire dogs by the way fire dogs yeah we have
the fire dogs, fire dogs that we all go down below quick and kill the guy
good job bud okay yeah
on me cake for me cake
because I do a bus who is my stuff at oh thanks thanks guys thank you all right
Not the best of you. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, where the hell are you?
Peanut, are you fucking trolling?
Hey, you guys.
There's a man there. Watch.
He's watching, he's watching. Oh my god, oh my god.
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
You gonna watch me go?
Hit it!
I'm trying to get there right now, hey buddy, he's making this, honestly I'm fucking pained
I'm not gonna walk on to you
You can't, you can't
Give me like...
Oh
AHHHHHHH
You need to be dead, you need to be dead
You need to be dead
Alright, okay guys, let's go to Subrax
Let's go to Subrax
This guy's too good
We need our rooms
We need our rooms, we need us
Guys, we tried to leave one time
You need to be dead
Dude, this guy's too powerful
He's too powerful
He's too powerful
Yeah, guys
He's too strong
You can kill it. You can kill it. I don't know what happened. I feel like there's a group to all of our problems.
What? What? What? What's it? What's it? What could it be?
It's, I think maybe don't stick together.
Guys, guys. Oh, we're all together. We're all together. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him now.
Whatever you do, don't die.
I should have said this the first time. That would be to die.
Oh my god, you've got me fucking kidding me. You've got me fucking kidding me
guys don't worry everybody got the roots right everybody got the roots we got
the roots everybody got the roots right okay cuz we said no on the
yeah no hard no foul no hard no foul no hard no foul we just go back we do it again
you do it you guys be a throit yes we we what do you do about it there is no way
you're my fault is we get to root and beat this fuckers ah
I'm sure you might see what's happening when you guys go down.
Nice rocks, you have it.
Incredible rock.
Incredible.
I've never seen a better rock.
Super Shard!
Okay.
No worries.
No worries.
Don't worry, the time of fifth time, whatever time we're on it, is the time, is the time.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
We're going down, getting our runes leaving man, we have to go.
No what, he's almost dead.
Oh okay, I need to say that.
He's almost dead.
We almost got him Bouch.
Gotta try a little harder.
Team!
No team, go!
And let him have it boys, let him have it! Ha!
You got the best of us the first three times,
but not this time!
Oh
See I'm gonna leave you guys just leave it there's beauty cozy. Yes. Okay. All right
All right, it's up to me. I am your champion. I'm your warrior
Oh shit
okay guys all right six time eat the job
music pina we need the white girl music jam
session perhaps for me so on is Tony
Russell I don't know it's about you
cashed apart me at the end but hopefully
it helps us win this fight guys don't
Don't worry, this is the one.
This is the one right here.
Here we go.
Did she get to runes?
Get to runes, but please.
Okay, okay, okay.
Take that, hooligan!
Ha!
Be a best of you, you are no bad for us.
Oh my God.
I'm, I win.
I think I win forever.
I
Went forever
This don't shrinking we have only do I've air energy bo its purple and has lightning it gives me a bonus for having two weapons
Which I just so happened to have this round because of the spear
Oh my god, we went we went we went we went
You might be a little up. We had we had guys we have to do top of castle
I at least killed some of them up there. We're so far behind
You should listen listen listen listen listen listen get the thing come up the thing come up. I'm coming. I'm coming
We just got to kill these nights to get like why VXP
Yeah, where are you?
What
What go go go go go we got it on top right now right up right now
I think we did it I don't think we have time to keep killing. I think we keep telling these nights
Oh
You guys die
God yeah
What happens oh good golly
I don't know how we get up there, are we fucked, oh my god we're fucked, can't get up, lost the rinse, and we're down a level.
No you guys got this, you guys got this.
No, we can just reset.
No I'm cooking, get your rooms, get your rooms guys, get your rooms.
We can't get our rooms there.
We need the guys, just go outside the thing and use potions.
We're right next to the tree guys, this is like the best situation.
situation
We can do this. We can do this. We can do this.
Maybe I'll find a point for all.
Take it!
No! What is that?
I didn't go damage.
Oh
On the bike after after after we kill this boss we can go into storming and get our room
Yeah, yeah, wait, it's just always this is day two. I'm not
Yes, thank you, but we don't have to take it blue. Oh, yeah, you're right. You can go back to the room. You can take it
Oh
My god, it's this guy. Oh
Oh, yeah, so fuck. It's all that we lost. Oh my god, we've never beat this guy!
Activating my ultimate!
Okay, this summon, this summon's a little bit less summit.
Oh, yeah. Soon. I was going to get out, but...
Oh my god.
Help me, please!
Tiki-tiki-tiki!
Eh!
Oh my god, I'm standing in wolf form.
Hey, I'm on my second night.
Oh, good fire.
Oh, I'm dead.
I typically die.
Thanks, guys.
You're the lucky guy.
Guys, guys, guys.
You're the lucky one right now.
How do you get him, I think?
I don't know how to slow my guy attacks.
Help me out.
I'm keeping the signal.
Keep moving.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah
What the fuck I dodge that I want my last help already we've even done shit
Fuck oh, yeah, oh, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm just worried about I think we're not
I
Can you maybe
Yeah, I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep them from regenerating
Bro my characters are doing like the big attacks on the planet
Oh sweet! I like the plot where I nod and then I got hit!
I'm out of bounds, oh my god! Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me!
Alright, well he hasn't said a word yet. I'm gonna kill him.
Oh fuck! We're dead! It's over! We're dead! We're dead!
Do we hit him in plot beds? Do we hit him in plot beds?
I almost have my own.
How do you block that?
Did you steal through it?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, I'm supposed to ultimate him while he's in that mode just now.
Oh my goodness.
I've been very helpless.
We should 30 seconds go.
Do you guys stack? Do you guys stack?
Do we stack? We stack?
Of course you have to bring some of these things.
I'm just going to kill you.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
The whole I need first time seen peanut being made at a game
Happening
On one side and then we all stack on that side guys that makes sense. I'm suffering right now. All right. I'm suffering
I'm suffering. I
I don't know this is possible. We have been playing this same map same boss
When level up man, I was level what level are you on that fight? I was level
Guys guys we need to be level 15 by that fight
And you want to know how we do that
We need to be fucking each other
Tell me in boss guys I I I
We need to be level 15 and we need to be stacking on each other
That is how I feel.
I'm about to be this guy.
I'm about to be the bird.
Birdstick.
Guys, I'm suffering.
Guys, I hate this game.
I think I hate this game.
I'm going to scheme and I'm going to give it a one star.
I'm going to give it a one star.
I'm going to write two I.
I'm going to say too hard, too hard, it is too hard, it is too hard of a game.
They should make a version of it for stupid people.
That is what they should do.
What?
I got a game recommendation for you.
Hide the finger.
What's up?
I love it.
You guys ever played Risk of Rain 2?
I fucking love that game.
I put the cowboy.
Okay, the guy does like back stabs and shit.
Yeah.
You ever played the risk of rain tube finger?
No, I am seething with rain.
I am seething with rain. You can take out your frustrations on risk of rain too.
two monsters take out my frustrations on your butthole summit
it looks like it's actually similar to this game it's gonna look like a wizard's sleeve by the time
i'm done pounding your shin listen listen no you listen you're a you're a shooting game guy
that's the shooting game version of this yeah but you can't die in that game and he fucking dies
a lot now he'll be fine in that game won't die are you trolling guys you don't think peanut can
handle risk of rain too no man the
mother fucking barely had he can barely
end up fucking Tetris we know what you
know what you're at folksy I am the best
player ever
I've never died unless it was on purpose
ready at my fucker kill me literally
kill me
kill me kill me kill me
okay okay yeah we have
I
Always shit wrong one fuck
Whatever
sleep to our right I'm too light in front of us just laying to kill this camp
one so what level are you and I was level 11
I don't know what's up with the extended, but let me do the extended!
Alright, nice! Good camp!
Now let's go to this guy in the road, level up!
Alright, alright!
We'll go the blood camp.
We'll go blood camp, go the voicing camp, then sleep camp.
Okay.
Alright.
okay all right oh my god you can't make it you can't make it you can't make it
you can't yes you can't yes you can't yes you can't if you believe we will be
killed this boss out here we're level two
come to me we don't eat you guys got easy
Oh, what's the wrong way?
You guys, this guy sucks, I'm not even joking.
This guy sucks, this guy sucks.
Okay, go help.
Peanut, get over here.
Okay.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Peanut goes, this guy sucks, he died.
Somebody, somebody's fucking dead man.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine. It was a minus setback
Fine everyone fine. I think fine. Everything is fine
Everything is fine
All right, well means someone are killing all the boss fuck you horse bitch
Do my fucking ruins
Dude
Alright, nice. Kill me. See if you can open one of those magical chests and find a 12-gauge
banale. Alright? I'm... hungry. I'm... hungry. Let me tell you, I'm... hungry. Nice. I'll give
my rude the fudge system on the fuckers me yeah yeah oh oh fuck this guy actually
fuck this guy dude down down are we are we are we so serious are we serious
serian not always way cool the stupid fucking dumb shit rock fly out of the
sky I'll tell you something okay nice we just we just we just we just we just
resigned no no no we're not you lost one level that's fine we just killed the
boss. Yeah, I lost those rooms for the boss to do that. We're not
restarting. Dude, we're cooking right now.
All right, let's go.
World of four. Nice. Yes.
Let's go do the poison camp.
And then
No need to worry. No need to worry. No need to worry.
No need to worry. No need to worry. No need to worry.
Lock in, lock in, Jeff. Lock in.
Alright. Okay. Get my runes. I'm getting out of here. Alright.
Okay. Right.
Okay. Right. Let's have to get my runes. I'm just gonna get my runes.
And then BAM! See you later, sucker! Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go! Let's go!
too easy, too easy, I end up with a bang, here they say first time the charm says shit,
this time the charm, because the vongulator only needs one chance, Mr. Glucksy, Mr. Glucksy,
see Mr. Clebsie let me taste the music like see me some of it are actually
fucking owning right now I have never lost before I've never lost
I love how she gets the power
follow me gig
I
Follow me boy buddy boy. I was done here. So I gotta go fast. You hit the blue thing. Hey guys. How you doing?
Jumping wrong way bud. Yeah, dad
We're gonna put the bosses a little code for thing out
Jump it up right here
I'm just following your stupidest name. I'm not gonna the right way fuck with the wrong way
coming down
yeah right here right here in the city
game spirituality and like yeah secret little spots like that it's a fucking
suck my dick
holy
how is the zone closing I just have a spot
I haven't done anything yet I've done nothing
I've got really nothing.
I've got nothing.
Did you kill his boss, you think?
Oh, he's frustrating me.
I'm pulling my hair out of here mentally.
Yes, it is.
Yes, I tried doing this for two days.
Skate is vertical. He pisses me off, bro.
The ups and the downs.
Cloak, he'll be in front of me once again.
They'll just be gone a thousand feet below me.
Like, holy shit, man.
Life is all about ups and downs, Summit.
Yeah, I know I know I just didn't think I'd be falling close to you through it, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, what the fuck, man?
No!
Hey, ah!
We can hit this one? We can hit this one?
You're like they need to fucking make like teammate trails in this bitch
Like I should be following fucking Cloaksy's boo trail behind him
Like your guy fucking falls off the planet and I'm like where'd you go?
Right now, I think he circles on my screen and stare at the ground in the sky and just find out where the fuck you wait!
Sorry.
Guys, that doesn't cover up and down.
Team Falling Apart!
Look another down! 17-4s!
Jesus! First two immediately climb up!
Dude, I'm gonna lose it back down. No, no, no, don't go back down. Do not go back down. We'll see that right here
Oh, sorry, sorry boys you come back up
Hopefully you're not displeasing me boss dude and like they made your name like oh, yeah
Here's the like of the tiniest white thought on the fucking planet
Fuck
I repair this game. You have to beat it. I hate this game.
Try to beat it. Tell his dad. Tell his dad. Get your stupid friend here.
I'm level 5 already guys.
We're doing pretty good.
Oh, jump shot, let's see jump shot.
And where are you going pal?
I'm running to the next camp over.
God damn!
Dude, you're cuckoo!
You see that little tree right there? Hit the bird. Hit the bird.
And then...
Second you can, spam.
Left stick.
Left stick to dismount.
Okay.
Alright, on the way, watch. I'm on the way.
Cuckoo!
I
Dude, I fucking can't stand this the old combination
Oh
Oh
Oh
Take you out there. All right come on gang little seven
I should be going for this camp right here. What do you guys say?
I
I
Don't know where you're at. I'm literally running at mini-map stuff
You the green I see close here. I'm a blue
He said a few how to get on college rock
All right, you're gonna be on me
Oh
Wait, it's you the poop coming to the poop come
Just plug it left some of the second you in there, you know, okay, so I'm going in
I'm going in bars take that shrimp people
I
See you this fucking game
I'm gonna shoot people I'm gonna shoot people oh
Oh my god, these guys are easy.
You guys suck.
You guys suck.
Already dead, how'd you got him?
Oh, wait, there's three.
Oh.
Are you three, why three?
Yeah, I will.
Yeah, probably three.
All right, three.
You jump up. Yeah!
All right, come on, gang.
Come on, boys.
Now you go to the magic tree.
All right, we're off to a good start.
We have not collected any of the jerseys yet.
I might want to do that if there's one.
I've got to level up. He's on.
We can hit both of the south churches, and then hit the center and castle together.
Oh good thing, good thing, it's just sticking together.
Hold on now, I have to go level up, give me one second.
Follow me again, follow me again.
Yeah, there might be a boss that's coming too.
Got it, I'm level 7!
Whoa.
I'm on the way do you guys see a boss cuz I can look for one over here
I've not seen a boss over here though or also there is no boss we're gonna he was
He was in sicko mode.
He was in sicko mode.
You look so stoic.
Oh, hey.
I hear a quick cuckoo.
Get up.
How do you say it?
Cuckoo.
That's it.
You're done.
You're done, Summit.
You're done.
Put that on Twitter.
You're saying you said the Edward.
You're done, buddy.
You're done.
Listen, just because you sound like you said the Edward,
that doesn't mean I do.
You're done, buddy.
You're done.
You're done.
Yeah, man. That's me.
That's all I heard, buddy.
I agree, Peanut.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
All right, all right. Now it's our time to shine.
Now it's our time to shine, guys.
Thanks for the healing stone, boss.
2 FUNCHERED!
2 FUNCHERED!
Okay, alright, that's just unfair.
That's just unfair.
I'm dead, I'm dead!
Exhumate.
I'm dead!
Alright.
He's right next to the prison!
We need to go to the prison!
He's right next to the prison!
I'm gonna kill them!
He's right next to the prison!
We're going to do it to him, he's done, he's done.
Oh my goodness.
Super job.
What?
Get to him, get to him.
Get to him, get to him, get to him.
Again, he's always covering you, he's always covering you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Yeah, thank you.
I'll ask my buddy.
Hey, lock it, lock it, lock it!
I get it!
Shit.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I just have to do it for me. I just have to do it for me.
What are you doing? You just want to poop.
I got a space here
Super Jett!
Killing. Nice, we're dead.
I
Give them the business
We're pretty good this game guys. We're pretty good this game
You see that boys. You see that we were doing we were cooking we were cooking you look
We were no you suck a lot
Okay. Alright. Yeah, that's a great...
That's a very kind of logic, actually. What's a very kind of thing, Jack?
Hmm. Oh, I can parry to dispel incoming sorceries and incantations with tallyation with the
golden power. I don't know what that means, but it sounds
Oh, I picked the wrong thing some way some it's old
Prez you when your pre-bar is dead
I think so yeah with the rock yeah for the rock. Oh, you know the rock. Oh, I don't know that
Yeah, as we hit all three churches
You want to hit all three
Guys, I tell you the churches give you the pots and the pots are really good for the last boss.
Seven Talmongan parties!
It's uh, nice, it's nice.
Yeah!
You can help me, bro.
Bro.
I got-
Go in one keep!
Alright, let's go.
I'm hoping the castle's in here.
I'm gonna be a gig, I'm gonna be a gig.
The church of the church quick quick quick quick
Woo woo woo woo
Get the sword maybe I should have won an Albert
Fuck
Fuck man fuck that boys
He just increased his nerf on the team by 30% by picking that
Guys you hear that?
You say?
I've increased the nerf on the team by 30%
He has ran the numbers
He has ran the numbers, how much you ran the numbers, how many bitches you got
Oh don't worry I already did, zero
Fuck you
Yeah, so we're just fully banking on the zone being in the next zone.
What's going on?
Who are you?
We're fully banking on the castle being in the next zone.
I'm about to make my castle in your zone.
See that right now.
Hey, don't go.
We're hitting the church and then we're going to the castle.
You talking crazy you're talking crazy girl. Yeah, but
You guys we see you the church. I don't think I don't think so. I just took a lease and make your chamber one back
And I did wait that I am the one back. It's that it's that you're for name
I have four potions on me at the moment.
By the way, I didn't understand at the beginning.
I think I'm just missing one because I used one though.
Yeah, yeah, it's permanent increase in one.
Permanent increase in one.
So like every time you get a refill, it gets...
You can hold more, you mean?
Yeah.
Super shot!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Take that, Moose.
We hit the wildlife around here.
No, I put 30 straws the ocean just yesterday
What's the big one?
Magma's shirt spread was that I think I got a great sweet. Do you mean what do you mean use great sorts right here?
Should be one right chat
We're just running straight to the church, right not hitting on any of this
Right you've got to look at me buddy ready to kill me. We're ignoring all this, right?
I'm running straight to the church. You're right in the church. You're right in the church, yeah.
Oh, fuck, there's a lot of things.
I'm back here, I'm back here.
Take the eagle, take the eagle.
You're like, you're, uh, your picture's so big that it's gonna look like it just kind of blocks everything here, buddy.
Take the eagle, take the eagle, Mr. Summit, take the eagle.
The fuck is, take the eagle? Oh, this thing.
The eagle, he just fly right over Cloxy, look at him, look at him, he's so stupid and down there, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, look at Cloxy, oh, look at Cloxy, he's so...
You know you did the short round we are here. Yeah, we were nice
All the grays outside
Yo, you want to hit one thing the cast about the zones moving
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Okay, I think, uh...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, let's do it, let's do it.
Hold me, gang, hold me, gang!
We got so lucky. Okay!
This is the one we can hit 15 on!
This is the one! This is it! This is our...
Oh, thank you!
We just need to not die!
Hey, Coachy, what about the three red bosses? Should we skip this,
go right to the castle, kill that, and they kill the three red bosses instead?
Hey, so you're, you're calling, this is, uh, this is the blank one.
Okay, let's do it, let's do it, just do it really quickly.
Hey, Rip, Church, no...
Oh, I see the church. I'm going back all right
Oh, I missed the second church. I see what they look like
Right, right, right here
What are you worried about these hooligans? They are mere mortals
They are mere mortals
Activity has no considers
Really gonna make this
Take that you hooligan of the night
I got one shot. I got one shot. I got one shot. Let me see a good motion. Hold on. Are you
safe? You go by safe. Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh, she's jumping. Jump to you. Okay.
I
Watch our fat people here
We got it
Oh dude, what the fuck is going on!
He's fast people are crazy!
Yo, we should ignore this.
Yeah, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should!
We should, actually, wait, we have to wait for someone to get down here.
So we're at the very bottom.
VERY bottom.
Wait, what?
TNT, what?
What?
TNT, what?
TNT, what?
We have to wait, we have to wait, we actually don't have time.
Someone's here.
It was trash, it was trashed too, trashed too.
God I'm believed
Dude
Are you trolling?
No you keep up!
Wait you got fad
How do you get fad?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I got
Yeah
Every time I look over at my chat just people say I'm stupid
We'd love to look up at one time and say Peter I'm glad that you tried your best. That's what really matters
I really matter
The great beefy good shit, thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh now I have people say
Mike
Thank you, thank you, thank you guys thank you
You're trying my best but I'm gonna try my best but
You're brave and handsome. Oh, oh, thank you. Oh, please watch me to be much
Oh, you would not believe what I have folks you have the rain of arrows
sleep produces a mist of sleep yeah okay that makes sense
Should
When standing in fire you may be on fire
Have another sword that has that power
Follow me gang follow me gentlemen
Don't die folks your cock is too massive
We got you hit the castle we hit the castle we show a free red bosses. Yeah easy peasy
Okay, all right, dude this guy's so annoying
I killed the boss over here, okay, okay, all right
We can go bot, like go top, if we go bottom, we can see that guy, always skip it.
Got you, okay, okay?
Gotcha!
I
Got you
Are we I go we are we are moving I move
I'm doing the night
Go away, go away, go away, go away!
We gotta go, we gotta go.
Oh, wait for dead.
We can't.
We don't have time.
We don't have time.
It's already moving.
No, it's already moving.
Let's do these kill the night with the extra move, yeah?
Yeah.
Dude, how is it already moving?
What the hell?
I think we just go, I think we just go send his own until the boss.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Let's do this.
Goof, goof, goof, goof.
Oh my goodness!
It's moving so fast. We've got time to do any of the things that we said we would do.
We'll do any of the stuff we talked about.
Yeah, we should just go up into the sleeping thing up there. There's a sleeping camp.
Oh my god, you're right. We should hit that immediately.
Immediately.
I'm trying to feed the big boss boss.
Check this boss. It might be a free.
That's why we follow you boss.
We might be able to kill this fast enough, you aren't right?
Damn you, kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him.
Activating my ultimate!
So far, missed two.
Rain of Heros!
Nice.
Oh
Leave
You push up the gas boys keep push up the gas you gotta be quicker
Don't come in boys I see it don't come in fucking kill him fucking kill him
No
Oh
She died I died. Oh
My god, dude, he's one oh my god. Oh my god guys guys guys
No
Oh
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, we're we're we're we're we oh
My god guys guys we have to get those moves back when we're done. Oh my god. We can do that. I'll tell me
You do it over time. Is this the one?
Yes, they won fine. This is day two. There's no way on this level. Okay. Yeah, dude. This is day two
This is this is day two. I'm not even joking
I got him I got him I got him I got him
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Who's uses day two this isn't day one you go back to bed your roots
I'm not gonna make it boys. I'm not gonna make it
So I have to get something I'm gonna get something you're gonna lose your rules if you die. I got to submit. I got to
So I don't know I get you actually now that I think about me die
I got you so I got you motherfucker. I got to have a motion. I forgot
I need my runes, that's $190,000. I need those. Cozy, Cozy, how we got progressively worse
I
Will see I will be right back. I'm gonna grab my ruins. Okay, all right the boss. Hey cozy cozy wait that makes more sense
Do what I'm doing
Why am I running so slow as my guy fattest fuck or something?
I'm a running so slow
My guy won't run the house going on
I
My gosh, that is sure
Don't worry guys I used all my budget one day here. How did I just get one cap?
That's me son. He's not in this game. He said I think it wait. Why am I three stop to he said in this game?
We sevens we are the way straight summer cool. Wait, something's safe. Oh, look it lucky lucky. We got this we got this we got this
You super shot him. I know but I could I could regularly shot him a lot
We got this guys we got this guys we got this guys we got this get me lucky we got this get this get this get it
Watch out fire
Okay
Alright
Oh my god man oh my god
Alright
Alright guys I'm not gonna lie to you
It's look good
It's look good
Double live oi it's look good
So we keep your fat money out of the way we'll turn around for key
Sorry
I got you I got you I got you
I'm gonna jump it
I
Say good
Yes guys
No, it's attacking looking up
I mean there's no way I can get to you there's no way it's impossible. It's impossible
How are we getting worse?
How are we getting worse?
We have to.
Guys, I think the problem is me.
You guys are picking it up to three slots, you know what I mean?
No, no, no, no.
I'm telling you.
You're not fucking leaving.
Do you see your ass?
How are we getting worse at the game?
gaming experience. It's not even
summoned. What do you mean it's
further up the first try with
something we haven't said. I'd
rather go to fucking blue gate
over and over and over and over
again. Okay, we were trying to
get us the whole time. Wait,
wait, okay, okay, okay. What if
we do we have to do we have to
get something. What about if we
do the gaping job? No, we have
I have to do this map, folksy, this map, this one, right here.
I say we do some team affirmations.
This is something's-
I say we do around the team affirmations.
All right, I'll go first.
Folksy, I like the way, I like the-
Two hours, by the way.
You just made my two hours.
You're not fucking refunding this shit.
You're stuck with this bitch.
You're fucking stuck with this bitch.
You ain't refunding shit.
Fucking doofus has got my money for this shit.
That's just fucking gone.
Bugsy.
Bugsy.
I like how you play Elden Ring
for the last two weeks all day every day.
Okay?
All right?
It's not two weeks.
Hey, I've only done it for five weeks now.
But when you come to this game, which is fundamentally the same exact day!
Alright?
You dodging looks like Helen Keller looking on the ground from-
Petties! Petties and dimes!
I- I still- Oh!
Oh, where's the attack going from? You're looking 70 degrees to the right!
You're even over the enemies, you're even over the day the weakness because I'm locked out of you!
Cuz you're fucking crawling around licking the floorboards
That's fine. I can't look at the balls
My board is so good at this
Your board is so good at this
You're basically drooling on the ground
I love licking the floorboards
I say to the floorboards
Guys, guys, I can't even like I guys I I
This isn't like ha guys. No way we died
I
Don't weigh guys. I'm dying inside. I have I don't I'm losing the will to go on
Okay, okay, I say we run it back. Hold on everyone's saying for me to play wilder, but then it's like
But if we all do the bow guy, dude, the bow guy is the worst character.
Guys, guys, everybody's like, oh, the bow guy is bad because his DPS is a little lower
than the other characters.
Do you realize how much he saves us in every other aspect?
You know what?
Do you realize how much the bow guy has saved us?
Revives are insane.
The amount of critical strikes we can do on bosses are insane.
The bow guy is the glue to the team.
So what, oh his deep edge is a little lower, yeah!
That's because I'm not knee deep in a dragon's pussy
trying to attack him with a knife.
So what, so what?
All right, okay.
All right, guys.
Exactly, thank you, thank you.
Three bow guys, three bow guys.
Mm-hmm.
I recognize the best catcher in the game.
Thank you.
Thank you, Sharon.
Thank you.
Triple bow guy.
Triple bow guy.
Me, dude, triple bow.
Triple, triple, triple bow.
Why never review?
What?
Triple bow guy.
What do you think?
What do you guys think about triple bow guy?
We're not too triple bow guy.
I genuinely like I've lost the level of I can't I I don't even feel anything anymore.
I don't feel anything anymore.
everything it's just a haze a wash if I am sitting on the beach waves are coming
up to my peanut nub understand I yeah you know what you know what now this is
This is our time boys! This is our moment!
Let's ride!
I want you guys to show up, I want you guys to show up, I want you guys to show up, I
You boys ready? I want I want you guys to show up
No
Show up and show out show up and show out. I listen listen listen
I'm gonna try something new this time this time. I'm gonna be the team leader, okay?
There's me a four churches me a four. This is
the time if we can just lock in I
Think we could have 20 churches and we still fucking died
guys guys listen listen just follow my exact corners all right let's you want to
be the team leader mr. Cozy you can do that as well a lot of people think I've
unfit to see me this is time to play the game
cozy would you like to be the team leader or you let me be the team
it says how they go to seven wait we didn't kill another church to the church
good summit good summit thank you this church right here gentlemen we're gonna
hit this church right here we're gonna take them all the church's first day
that we don't have to waste time all right we're gonna kill this bottom we
He's stupid. He's stupid. Look at him. He's stupid. He's stupid. He's horrible. Look at him. He's poopy.
Okay, Gloksy. All right. No worries. We'll get Gloksy back up. No worries there.
There
Don't worry we can summon back up. Oh, you think I'm just gonna be think of them
Good work good work team good work team
I
Discovered I think I should do that. I mean we got improved by discovery right what why don't you daddy the three?
We feel like walking walking to the church
And then we go right down south of the other churches
Mm-hmm
Follow me game. We're going right to this trick right here
Level up a quick back at the boss for your speed
Oh, boy, level three now. We actually hit this one quick hit this one quick, and then we'll go to the church
We're right to the box to skip all the small people fuck them
fuck him on the hell
this is this is sort of the view of Missy Colesier D
get one team get one team
oh I'm really cooking I'm really cooking gentlemen
I'm taking this in the run this is the run running jogging I'm not even jogging
This is the one this is the one second one
Now we go down here now we go down here. You're right to this church and then we hit this thing
This is we take this thing we don't have the power to take that thing yet
Let's go real level up here that we hit the church. Can we go back to the clone part? Yeah?
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
They're going to move.
We go, there we go.
We're going to move, we're going to move, we're going to move.
Are we killed this and we hit the search?
And by that time, the sugars be closing out.
I saw it in the background.
Number one.
Everybody run!
I'm going to this trench, just give this mark on the trench.
You're the trench!
If only someone had told us that part was going to be too hard.
Thanks a lot guys, thanks for nothing.
This might be the first IG I've ever seen.
Oh this is the best IG I ever seen, are you kidding me?
We're making more progress than we've ever had on any, any ride.
Any like way is there anything like that tells us those guys are too strong besides going in and get our shit kicked in
I don't think so. I think we have to do that day, too
We normally do that day, too. Well, how do you know that? What does that?
So those blue zones they swan clones
I
Didn't work team good work, we're doing it. We're doing it
Oh
I mean, she got the church
And we got all the churches we're good now. We never have to think about churches ever again
Did you have to give that?
Yeah, yeah.
I would have hit that and I would have hit this camp right here.
Woo hoo hoo!
Fuckin...
I said, he's the sharpest bird yet.
He's a little...
You're a hundred percent.
W.E.C. and Castle Apert.
I think it's so...
Oh, over this thing!
What is that? What is that?
I use your super sod.
Oh, but it isn't worth.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I
Will be there just a moment. Don't worry
I'm on the way watch rod the way
We're coming co-tea
Super shot!
Oh, he did it!
Please!
We gave 2000 runes and we gave 7 runes gained.
Oh, definitely this one, definitely this one, right?
Wait, yeah, cause I'm gonna rune.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this one.
I need the bath, I ran the numbers, I ran the numbers.
I ran the numbers, no need to worry, I ran the numbers.
Just got it.
No.
I ran the numbers, no need to worry, I ran the numbers.
random numbers no need to worry I read the numbers just got a thought wait what is it what's yours
which options I'll just go for level there's level or HP to about 20% with the last
I think they're both I think they're both good the cap selling on
We should watch it!
There he is! There he is! Get him! Get him!
We're deep, we're deep.
I quit, I quit.
I'm sure the jelly.
I think the boss is going to die that fast, oh shit.
Yeah
Push me you push me you bastard
I wish now we go now we go to this camp right here. Yeah
Wait I need to get racist boys. I don't think my guy even needs fucking boys. You see get racist boys
I thought he was calling upon you mr. Close you need your expertise
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Where is that noise?
I said they're talking to a ghost!
What is that?
I was just chatting with them.
He seemed interested.
Is that not a boss or what?
That's your friend.
Hey, that was a boss.
Hey, you just played part of the boss.
Is it a boss?
No.
The boss is playing the most of the guys.
Like, this one over here.
Good work, good work, good work, good work.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
What the hell?
There's an old lady's here.
Yeah!
See that, see that.
Oh my god, they're coming out of everywhere!
The old lady cool, listen!
That's one of the worst games. Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
World Ladies!
Good work, good work, good work, good work, good work, good work, good work.
Ho Chi, you're beautiful by the way. You're beautiful like five minutes. Sorry.
Not without me. Sorry.
Oh
Go go go go go
Oh
I'm not seeing nothing. I'm not seeing nothing. I'm level 8. This is good. I'm level 8 as well.
I'm almost level 9. If I can kill a couple more guys, we see I need 12,000 more. I'm going
to kill each other people. It was enough. It was enough. It's fine. We'll level up.
Oh
Take that old lady or homeless you player
I'm only five that's not kill kill kill all the homies people call those people
There's a couple more couple more
Are you back to come here forsaken us your forsaken exposure forsaken us
If there's another level of fun and so does our just kill a couple of people
Oh, I don't think we're gonna get it so I did leave you
Take that be people
Yeah
Super John! Super John! Super!
Super John! Super John!
Oh shit.
Super John! Super John!
Super shot!
Got this one.
Come on, Dad.
Oh, didn't know!
We could y'all hit this guy!
Oh my goodness, graces!
Okay.
But she is, but she is, look how much pussy!
Super shot!
Oh
Guys guys guys guys I'm dead. Oh my god
Oh
That was close one boys
It was okay, we see different stuff straight to the castle
I'm gonna do this one that we can do more superstars
You don't do successive attacks all my attack 16
I
My attack 16
They killed behind the base to kill the guy in the basement
Unless he's that one guy if he's that one guy we just employed him. Did we kill him? No?
Did we kill him even harder?
we really fucking love guys with me my game for love you better get the fun
thanks this guy this game is easy oh you guys are pushing you let him have his boys
oh he pooed on me he pooed on me
Okay, I'm out.
Okay, he's dead.
Super shot!
Nice.
Okay.
We're demon
These are all fucking horrible
Hang out
I
The way the side sorry
You said sucks
Another side to like jump up or yeah up there
That was a waste I
Got scared like a rock
It took all my money
I'll just level up. Is there a place to level up down here?
Yeah, yeah, every single time you kill bosses.
Alright, I went out to front, I went out to front in courtyard to uh...
Reduced maximum HP, uh, see the level.
Oh yeah, let's call the knights!
In the stock!
Take that, hooligan!
all right too slow too slow too slow
all right okay all right Jesus Christ
I don't know what to talk about.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my God!
He's eating farm pressed blues!
I tell ya!
Never see a dog move like this!
move like this
Which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one which one?
Okay, how do we get up now?
Do I go floor two?
Yeah floor?
Dose. That's... that's for two.
I-I ran through instead of both, right?
So, wait. Hosey, do you hear that? Hosey, do you hear that? It's Spanish for two.
What?
Dose.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm updated of many hats.
Many, many, many, many hats.
Many hats.
Many, many, many, many hats.
why the ones at the boat for you look so weird little suspicious ah but nothing
to worry about
you guys might be okay
Oh, he's nothing.
Oh, I got the other one on the top, I got the other one on the top, I got the other one
on the top.
CTLK gives you super move 2x, what is that?
What is...
We control K?
Let's do anything.
Oh my god!
Wow, he got just pummeled that guy.
Met him in a dark alley at two in the morning.
I think it's Wallet.
Oh my god!
Venus Eagle!
Activating my load, dammit!
Oh my!
He's angry, he's angry, he's angry!
Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Oh, my God, guys, oh, my God.
Guys, oh, my God, oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.
Give me a baggy, putz, yeah.
Trust me, I'll get him up in one hit.
Got him, got him, got him.
No, I actually know what I'm saying, but I'll do my best.
Do you see him one time in one time?
Oh, my God.
Everything's on fire.
I'm dead.
You OK?
We'll get you in there.
I looped!
I looped his gun!
Eh!
He's pushing, pushing!
We gotta give him a 1-4!
Again?
Alright.
Again.
Alrighty.
Eh!
I'm bopping him!
I'm bopping him!
You bopping!
Push it!
Squeeze it!
And I finished.
Oh, by the way, you're muted again for the last five minutes.
Fuck!
Dude, this boss is impossible.
Watch out, watch out, get behind the rock.
I don't think we have so much luck here.
I'm just gonna talk about the damage.
Let's go.
Do it, my team!
Please!
I have 207,000 runes.
I
Darken right dark in it, but we don't usually just use it for passive, right?
Okay, I think there's
somebody use it
Close you
Okay, jump off north
We're doing on north good I
I know the last time I used a key they got me killed by a dude again.
Take that one again!
And where we going?
North and then up.
Do you have any other sort of things in that circle?
There's a- no I don't but there's nice up here.
Oh I see what you said.
I see what you said I'm picking up what you're putting down
Look I'm something on the way to the bathroom
Good work deep good work deep
Hey, come on!
Gotcha!
Uh...
Fuck, were you, like, cleared it?
There's still this, but I don't know if we'll make it there in time.
You just try it?
Yeah, that's the post up there.
That's true. That's true. It could pull up there. That's true. Very true.
Very true.
You're so wise, Mr. OxySidem.
Hey, 2,000 more to level up, 14.
Here's the assignment, I mean, uh, castle.
Let's hit that one, let's hit the castle, let's hit the castle.
Excuse me, I think...
More time than I thought.
That should be brushed castle instantly.
You should we should go to the boss?
Want to go boss?
Fuck it, let's do the castle first, that way we can at least get one.
You might even have enough time for mold.
You can go with the treegobs.
Running straight through everything.
I got a cool cannon.
Take this, shrimp person!
Cannon for you, other shrimp guy!
I
Do the bunch to the bunch up up up up up up up up you run over the thing. Can I get it?
So fortune hey, you're 14. Nice. I just said 14
Yeah
All right, I'm gonna fucking truck at the moment
That's me by the time you're the boss
This is really the rock this is the one. This is the rock. This actually might be it. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god
We're all we're all we're all really good level. We're all hitting really fast part
I can't wait to tell Summit that the final boss is the final boss just like we told John
Yeah
We're not going to have time, we're not going to have time, it's across the map.
You see it?
Yeah.
You can hit this one.
Hit this one.
Come on, marker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Plus.
Yeah, yeah.
They're green.
I don't have a key right now.
I don't have a key though.
No.
I don't think so.
It's a poison one, so it's going to be in the exact same spot that we just killed that.
Let's watch this watch
We got this we got this easy we got this easy easy easy easy easy you get greedy get greedy boys I
Don't think so. I think we just go down we ignore it. They didn't look his own. Are you sure?
Maybe maybe there's a boss in the field. It's a pretty sure we can deliver 15
anyhow when we kill a boss. See if there's a boss in the field somewhere.
Maybe. I gotta get my cool gun.
You see him a heavy attack we boys is the kid of a heavy attack
That's the heavy attack with what I just do
Close one.
Smithing stones?
I...
You guys, what was that thing I just did with the shield above my head?
Was it my shield?
If you win, I don't have any actives.
Do I even want to level up one more time or is it better to just buy like...
Oh, you buy new supplies? What the hell?!
Okay, my guy just shot randomly into my left field.
Take that, hooligan!
You're no man for my cannon!
You are no man!
Oh, you're no man for my cannon!
You are no man!
Oh, I better go out of there.
Oh, he just fucking... what's it called to me?
fuck it there you go it's all day but you all day what the why we don't you
right now rock man
fast man all right all right I fucking it I don't know the boss you'll spot me
in the after I thought we were gonna say we're done oh my god just got what
dad we're dead we've never beat this guy before oh my god I know we're not we're
not
By the way, I saw it by bugle in the chapter. He's supposed to use the cannon to revive teammates. So if I could be killed, just blame someone else.
I don't know. What is this rain shit every time I do an attack?
How do we get rid of the red circle?
I don't know.
He's just spitting fucking ball sack stuff in the over here, guys.
BALL SACKS!
Oh, he's gonna use his attack.
get back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back.
Help up.
Oh, that hurt.
Yeah.
No! Help!
I got to. I got too much. I got too much.
Oh, I hit my health pot too late.
I hit it too early, then I hit it too late.
Thank you.
Guys, I'm gonna destroy what you guys are focusing on, attacking him.
He's coming to me. Come to me whenever I need to.
I got-
No!
I made it all purple.
Oh, I forgot about that.
I thought I could get a combo up.
You know I'm down.
I need to win the pause. I'm gonna destroy one of the pause.
fuck it was a good look at all the good
ok, we're at stage 2
we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good
oh shit
there he goes, he's gonna come after you
I'm gonna see you, I'm gonna see you
shoot!
hey, fire shot!
damn, I didn't want to kill him, I haven't had enough
I died again!
I could not get to a spot to use a health bar for the last like 60 seconds straight. I'm coming over here
I got I'm gonna get peanut. I'm gonna get peanut. Yeah, that's my last heel, so I'm fine
No, no, no, how do I do this? I don't have my ulti yet. It's almost there. Fuck. I'm just gonna hit you
He's was it was oh my god for it
No, this litter of the rock
I
Got it
What am I doing what am I fucking doing what the fuck
Yeah, let me all these attacking
Nice.
Okay.
Perfect.
I got something out of here.
Sorry.
Yeah, tell me if he's on.
Tell me if he's on me.
Yeah, he's on me.
He's on me.
He's on me.
He's on me.
He's on me.
Watch out.
Okay.
Did you see them?
I shot him.
I shot him.
I can't.
Can we do the reset?
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna keep hitting him.
He won't reset.
He won't reset.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm an absolute one.
I have an ulti for the next person that goes down.
Okay.
He's on you on you on you don't touch the top
And you guys are doing some damage we can't we can't hold out forever I
Just keep it in my hole
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna throw one of the things that you guys couldn't be okay
You see what I'm at right now this side. This is where we have to stay. Oh my god. There's no fucking way. There's no way
I'm trying to live on my dice, you know, I don't know what I want to do.
You saw me, watch out, no he's on me, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh my god.
I keep giving us huge problems by dying right now, but I don't know what else to do.
You saw me watch out. No, he's up me. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. I'm trying to find openings
Oh, no
He is ready for
That's it this quarter this quarter James quarter
Just just play play both your life
Can't just die just how do you that's it's it's it's it's
Fucking fuck me. I'm in the fucking fire dude. There's it's everywhere. You can't dodge it
Nice I don't know where close so you know if you went out you're probably fuck that's it
I won't go down. I never died. I never died. I never died. I never died
I'm gonna see if I can get some damage on him.
Nice T-Rex.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god!
T-Rex, T-Rex! Lock in, lock in!
Wait, are you done? You submit?
I'm okay.
No! No! I was gonna do my super shot, fuck!
He's on me, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me.
Alright, alright, I'm gonna clear the barrier.
We can get him, we can get him, let's go on him.
Still on me, still on me.
Super Son!
Hit him when he's in this.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, we gotta get me to hit that pool next to, hit that pool next to.
No, that killed me.
Ah, we're dead.
The board spray, I have an Octu.
I'm destroying this pool, I'm destroying this pool.
You're on me cuz you know me.
pull down pull down pull down
he's at speed he's at speed he's at speed
oh my god
no no
I should have pulled this here
I know he's on it
not yet
the bod the fucking bod
the bod oh my god
no no
no no no
no
OOF!
OOF!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I
Honestly peanut that's the best I've seen me play and I can't be bad. Oh, we I think that's my fault. I think that's my fault
I
Fits you good
I I I could dodge for shipmen
I rolled under the boss and I got one tap
I have an idea wait what if
the same thing I get
never back down never what never what we haven't made it to the boss
Guys, listen to me.
I know that the morale is low, that you feel as if a giant wall is in front of you and you
cannot move forward.
I am here to tell you, I am here to say, but one more try is infinitely better than doing
nothing we may not win but we only lose if we give up we only lose if we give
up
I hear bells boss there is no bell there is no bell I am not asking for a
100 more games glossy and summit. I am not asking
For a thousand more games. Give me one more
game
Can you do that?
Put my fucking heart man
You're gonna have to worry about you, but you'll get your ass back in that lobby video
I need to stretch after that though you understand from today boss.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I need like four stretches.
Four stretches.
Okay.
Yeah like I felt like three of my calves go out you know what I'm saying.
Of course.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
I have never been so defeated in my entire life.
Dude, I think I kind of threw there.
For those of you that weren't here the other day,
this is day two of us doing this
and we haven't done anything.
Guys.
I, um, tar balls, tar balls, pain and suffering is too great, it's too great, it's too, it's
Tormented, tormented, and paid.
It's too massive.
Is this game hard?
Are you kidding me?
This game is the easiest game I've ever played in my life.
Honestly, a starter game.
If I had to sum it up in one quick statement.
Easiest game I've ever played in my entire life.
Genuinely, I don't even have to have my monitor on to beat this game.
Honestly, guys, I think you could.
Yeah, I I think I think there's no game easier. I think there's no game easier than this game right here
parts of the only Alan bring itself
Easier easiest
What bosses is he beaten?
Let me check
Bosses have I beaten
penis boss the dick boss the ball and cock boss
and then these ones these are the ones I beat as well the ones with the lines
through mm-hmm mm-hmm right here the ones with the lines we are only focusing on
this one right here balances
mm-hmm
I
Guys I already know to say
You know what?
Is how many bosses are there?
We in the DLC for
You have to get to this first one one step at a time
one definitely at a time
because we have it in us we have it in us we have it in us and by it I mean
uncle we must get back in there at once with some of that it is time to play the
Oh
Mr. Finn terrible find a boy good man good man. Thank you, mom. What do you think about what?
Y'all are shit respectfully. Oh, thank you. At least you had it respectfully in the end
You said respectfully in the end. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Good sir
Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you so much
Thank you relics, but no my relics are fine guys. I'm telling you they're fine
even if they were better ones it'd only be my newt what we have to do is get
better better very much better I don't want to say anything I'm used up
but I think it's a crooksies fault tell him I said that I think it's a crooksies
fault
guys I think we play a quick song of hot gentlemen that we can't play hot
gentlemen it we've been getting our ass pounded by hot gentlemen for hours
cook seat what if we just hype up with some hot gentlemen just a quick hot
gentleman all right I'm fucking ready bros you want we'll get to the boss then
we'll hype up with hot gentlemen we'll get to the bars then before we get to the
bosses we know we hit the hot gentlemen this is the one the final one of the
gentlemen the final one we take it to the boss here and now that's right
Locken folks he's bought the boss he did do 411 we're taking ourselves to the
boss yeah taking us out of the boss the round table we must commence a meeting
It's committed to meeting.
Summoned.
Cloaksy.
My slump, my slump.
Me.
Ah, your last slump.
This is funny, and this is all the things you say is funny,
because I know what you just did.
All funny yet, much funny yet.
All right, are we ready to go?
Are we ready to go?
Are we ready to go?
Cloaksy!
What, man?
Are we ready to go?
What could you possibly want?
Sweet release.
Sweet release of death.
Guys, I don't think this game is possible.
But we, guys...
Yo, listen, I've been told something though.
You want to know?
Not really.
You want info?
Go ahead.
Well, what we should do is not only hit the churches and the bosses
But there's apparently a little hooded dude on the map
Okay
Listen to me motherfucker
It's a little hooded dude with like a little like like a little scale thing on them, right?
It's like a little scale like picture
Apparently if we do that dude that thing that event brother fuck you call these things
You can get something that stops that aoe from shitting on you in that boss. Oh
It's like trying to be we've been trying to do like you know nefarion without a fucking without a cloak dog
You know yeah, yeah, you gotta go kill a nixie. I do yeah try to go to Burger King without brass knuckles
Trying to go to Waffle House without a clock
Yeah
Do this thing we gotta get in there and do this thing
So, that's the last good thing.
So, we gotta hit the churches and
that little bit of duty.
Gotta look for that there.
Right here.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I've...
Okay.
Close your video.
Okay, ready up?
Ready up, ready up.
Ready up, ready up, ready up.
Good audio, good audio.
Ouch!
Ride!
I
Drive
Lock in boys open the chest if you see them sometimes shit weapons can drop items that give you buffs that can help you clear everything faster
Or more damage of bosses sit on your chest
What the fuck
Which ever after the body ever dad dollars
All right guys lock it in whatever
Lucky. Oh, no
There's actually four blood in the map, there's four blood. Yeah, I know and I'm not the ex and we're the Crips
I'm not the executioner
That's fine. Let's kill these monkeys right here, and then we'll go over to the turret
deal
Yeah
I
Stand up please not for me. I'll be gay. I'll be gay
All of you boys boys
Hmm
I suppose to have a bitch.
We're killing Fritz Boss.
Easy.
Well.
What are we having right now? Do you see this hooded dude on the map anywhere?
Uh, we hold up wait.
We still have Hunter's mom is here.
Oh
What do we have to what are we up to what are we up to he actually hit me and I went up to the sky
I love to the sky
You said to lock it we got locked in with this shit
That's all we got to do. Oh my god close you. What do we have to do? What are we doing?
I just got one pack by a fucking
Clam, bro
The modern slam
We're level one. I'm dead. All right. Okay
All right guys. All right, we may have made a mistake attacking this thing. Oh, baby
I'm gonna pop the thing so we get a bit of damage boost right now whole thing
damage boost active kill this fool
I hate myself
I'm a little stupid now I appreciate it
I'll see what else I need here
guys we gotta move what is this close
He's normally fucking 17 million meters away from us. We gotta get the church
We gotta get the church
Church next church or where we had an X we level up right here. We live over here. I
Like that like that like that idea a lot and then we hit right back
Right that the cave
For off of that brother three levels, you know, it's pretty good
Yeah, well we hit that and we hit the church so my boss
Yeah, I'll follow you bro
You bring us to the promise and bring you to the promise land. What is this thing? Heal elements?
Okay, all right this guy's angry at me
Guys
seems like you're beating ass over there bro
I'm beating ass, I'm beating ass, I'm beating ass, don't need to worry
follow me gang, let me go, let's go, let's go
I killed a potman
I'm not talking about shit
holy shit
that would be perceived, that would be perceived
that bitch in two that's not a boss we don't give a fucking thing about that kill
that guy one man or something yeah that's that's cuz I was like it was
strong oh yeah it's good to be a good work team good work now we proceed now
I perceive you up the stairs follow the gate follow the gate holy shit they were
climbing a tower all right let's kill these guys or no yeah we killed these
You guys use it even the body even the bosses. I'm gonna kill a burger king guy to back away. Let's take it
Are you dead guy?
Okay
F**k!
Oh!
Activate my ultimate!
I'm gonna push her off.
Holy sh**.
She established 4 times.
Oooh, I'm probably gonna take this Gargoyle's radar, right?
Oooh!
We're gonna cook it, boys! We're gonna cook it!
right now we go now we guys now we go to the church so we go to the church
over here right over here come on boys yeah we got we got time we got time
we got time we got time go go go go go fast go fast
anchors massive I didn't like it last time I used it but I'll try to give it
different chance or another chance here I'm following you cloak I don't know if
we have the hooded figure on this map oh my god check maybe I'm sure low
right thank you the boss we go to the church of glitchers we come back to the
boss yeah mm-hmm yeah isn't this the boss right here yeah I'm passing above
man I think it's so weird like sprinting forever I keep thinking I'm blowing
throw my stamina. There's no point. There's no point. Let's go right here. Let's go right here. Let's go this. Yeah.
He's coaching. He's coaching. Yeah. Yeah, we have to dip. We dip on that for sure.
Lock it. Level five. He's walking. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're doing good. We're doing good. We're
doing good. We'll ride to the next spot. Easy peasy like. Easy peasy. Okay, let's get FPC on that anchor.
Okay, I'm gonna try that then
Yeah, pacing is a little bit more match now
Repet all these fools
Yeah, we're moving way too fast again. Yo yo yo yo
We should watch it we should watch it
Come on, come on! Next one, next one!
Where's the next one at?
Oh, we have to kill Varsity here.
Ah, nice one.
We missed a two, missed a two.
I don't know where they are, where they at?
Please what he's what I take this
Activating my
We know if I'm missing an item or something we're not picking anything up off these little hummus, right?
They all count for one boss. Okay. Yeah, we're just hurting his HP. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean
Stop there go
What you did it do what is that can you go up her butt wait, maybe I didn't check out to see those items
I had um, that's a shit or something that I can like gain at the end. Yeah, I can't just like think oh I already have a weapon
I don't need a weapon. Yeah, yeah
Elemental damage
Wait, I didn't wait we have to hit a fucking level of thing. I didn't hit a level there shit. There's one at the north now
I find this
My goodness
It's a bad view, it's a bad view.
I always imbue with ojific.
We'll take this camp out with ease.
Hey, use almost half the time to look at the stuff, right?
Coming.
What was this time?
The prior belongings.
Something interesting.
K-32s with group damage negation of Phylaxby.
me there's just one of those ones that I can take because as a yeah just grab that
yeah cool you actually ended up working out cool wait is that a good one oh do
will tell us we just do will bet I'm supposed to do well I thought I could
just be my inventory these are guys read the boss guys on me whoa just boss
That's cool. I got a bunch of swords and stuff.
Do a little jump attack.
Oh, wait, where's the boss? Where's the boss at?
Can I see the boss anywhere?
Top, the top, the top.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, big golden bitches.
Big golden bitches.
is. Yeah.
Oh, take that.
I'm very good. I'm very good.
I'm very good. I'm very good.
I'm very good. I'm very good.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Boo boo boo boo.
Hey, George, close the door.
Drop the seat, drop the seat.
Is it?
I'm not gonna make it up there.
I'm gonna fuck this one.
Okay, I'm gonna take this boat.
Oh, what? I hit that old boy.
Close the door, Rob.
Please, God.
Oh, my...
Pee-dye!
Hey, George.
Hey, George.
I don't know what way why did I get up I got back up what happened grace revived you
who the fuck is that she is she gonna revive everybody else level thing here
a little way grace level grace grace is gonna have to get our own fucking stones
Dude, I'm not leveling up anyone else with me
Little fire grace
Fucking hi
Fire
I
Do
Yeah, I'm gonna get a campfire we got a simple campfire
Just L1 is here basically how we set up a campfire and I do jumping stuff
change the bow that one's gonna like take advantage of both weapons science for
some do what I'm asking you we're gonna be down here you know the campfire is
called grace what campfire we talk about which one you know what is it really
fucking high I'm not feeling too heavy talking about what can't find that one
that one right there that ass are you high
Oh
Cozy cozy, do you know of campfire named grace?
No, why yeah, they said to ask you. I'll tell you my type fucking tennis high. Oh
No, it's grace grace is the thing that used to level up
What?
Yeah, what are you talking about?
You know the thing that you level up?
Dude, why am I in a locked up?
What?
What do you mean?
Wait, you want the golden circle?
Yeah, golden circles.
Yeah, what about it?
That's what it race is.
Oh, if you're next to one of those, you'd never die?
I don't think you'd ever die.
That right, dude?
I didn't even know that.
I don't know.
That's what they're shading.
Oh.
If you're next to one of those, you can't die.
Oh
Here we go game time
Take that master sifu
She was relentless. I've been relentless man.
We should have to see it. Oh my god, I'm dead too. Oh my god.
Oh no, we don't want to. Yeah, I'm uh.
Oh, something turned around. I'll pop him out.
He's on you. Nice.
He's pushing, he's pushing.
You have a damage buff with this thing out there.
I'm ready?
Pick him up.
Why is he coming for me?
Oh, she's getting 180s heads up, bitch.
Lock him with lockers!
I
All guys
Probably the bottom one right
Yo, oh my god, this is so nice. We are next to the cave
We guys guys guys guys guys guys
I just realized what that means that we have that boss that means we have the hard blood boss of the second half
Yes, yeah
I move right to the castle right to the castle you take out the whole castle starting from the
Take damage and what's up? What's up? Do you go too early or what's yeah? We yeah, we come to it
Are you like this school?
I guess.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
You better have it boys.
You better have it.
Take that.
Booze.
Take that.
Oh yeah.
Nice.
He's got your hot blunder now.
No, he's not even a boss.
Fuck that guy.
Alright.
Because you're killing the stones.
Yeah, come back here.
Come back here.
Come back here.
Yeah, I'm falling.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my god.
This guy looks cool.
There you go.
Yeah!
You think you can think?
Why is he still on me?
AHH!
God damn it!
Crackin' in, crackin' in.
Oh my goodness, oh, I'm, I'm cooking, I'm cooking, it's over for these bitches.
It's over for these bitches, it's over.
I should make this one, alright?
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Take this fool!
Activating my heel!
Damn it!
Do you think you can-
Do you think you can do it?
Yeah.
Look, I'm just pulling these people.
Holy shit!
They're crazy!
Yeah, man.
That was a boss too.
Oh no way!
I just got another one, holy shit!
Minus 80 percent damage drop.
Bob!
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
We're cooking we're cooking that's the time to the top of the roof because we've got the roof and we have the top of it
up I
Just got 6% damage. This is gonna be a bit hard. We're a bit low. I'm in low level a bit low level
Stop for my old so we get a damaged bonus shop here's if you have it just fucking love
The hell is he doing never see that?
Okay, I heard a lot literally was in the middle of my thing. I don't know how I could damage but
I turned this invisible. I'm dead
Oh my god fire man
I think he's looking at me right now.
I'm gonna bring him over here.
I'm gonna show you anything.
Oh my god, I didn't think that I was gonna fuck me that hard.
Holy shit!
I hate this guy. I hate this guy.
This guy is fucking trash.
You can't chase him either.
You put lava on the ground.
Man!
Dude!
I'm gonna hear you show up here if you need one.
No way brother, I mean there's no way you can get me, there's no way I'm trouble.
Oh, I'm one shot, I'm one shot, I'm not in love, I, oh my god, we're dead, we're dead,
oh my goodness, oh my god.
Where are we going, we're going, we're going, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it!
I'm, I'm trying to live, I'm trying to live.
I died he swung me. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
Oh
That was a tough one man. We were really sure. We should have leveled up before we went out there
But we had to go back up now. There's no choice now. There's no choice now. We had to go back
Oh, I got to use my other ability you're right
This is what we killed him half health the first time we killed the second half of the second time don't say it
Gotta use your ability to stun. Okay. I'm fucking up here guys. We can do this. I look like we get up there. I'm a lost
Last time we did it from this bridge, right?
Trying to get the fuck in there. This is ridiculous. Oh my god
I'll follow you fuck oh
Oh
We just got the fire thing there's no way oh, yeah, so fuck oh look at this
leave
You should have your roots first boys grab your roots first. Yeah, I got one
I
Just got one tap and you almost got half. Oh my god
There's no way I'm on triple just let me die
No, where's my roots where's my roots?
Right here
I
Okay, I'm just gonna die a little on the down because he's body blocking me fantastic fantastic. I'm gonna see
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
That's a fucking crush
I
Don't say so much that we are this we got this yet. This is over dead
Boys, okay
These stupid stupid stupid kill them kill them kill them kill them we got this we got this we got this we got this
Yeah
We did it we did everything this maybe possibly
What the fuck I can't use that great sort though
Nice right
Be okay, okay to face the boss face the boss
You I'm gonna jump off jump off east side. I think east. I think I don't know to get it
Get your buff East East East jumping off East East
I'm dead. Are we supposed to take an eagle out of there? No, no, no, no, you jump off and fight these guys
And then we go for the guy down below
I fell down a thing
Oh my god, he's dead?
I'm so lost, I'm so lost.
Nice chip.
Oh!
I wanna...
ACTIVATE MY LONDAMMED!
Are you like that, bitch?
Are you like that?
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh my God. Oh, he just died randomly. Thank God. He had a heart attack. That was a close
one. There's another boss outside. I can see his tail. It's a huge, it's one of those
firebushes. Yeah, yeah, but that didn't drop anything. That didn't go basement. Basically,
Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Alright. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Thank you, good turn. Thank you, good turn.
I'm dead. No, I'm alive.
Why are you just hopping around?
I
Need a fucking oh
I am I'm in I'm in I'm in gentlemen. I'm in
Fucking yeah
We're cooking boy. We're cooking work
And go go go go go the fire dogs in the fire dogs. We go back outside. I just go about go. It's over here
Oh my god, so many levels. Let's go. Let's fight over here
I'm back
These by the fucking skid of up a hole
Use
The talisman I forgot a talisman
Yeah, they're all say oh my god. We miss the talisman. Yeah, we have to go fuck fuck
We have to okay. Okay. Let's go back. Let's go back. There's a during that like boss thing if you run off
There's a cowlice. That's really really fast good
That's fine. It's fine. Just make a speech. We'll kill the two bosses. They're easy. They're super easy
Just get the challenge man, and we'll go right back
It's awesome bitch right through the tunnel right through the tunnel
Wait, we just kill this kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him
Oh my god we are so fun.
Hey there.
Got it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Kill the dog, kill the dog.
No, no we don't have time.
Oh darn it.
No, no, we don't have time, so it's here.
Oh, darn it.
We got it.
There's a dog on the tree! Look! We can kill that one!
Wait, we might be able to hit something over there again.
How do you even use that thing?
Hey, we're gonna have to get the fire dog in the zone.
There's a fire dog in the zone.
It's literally on the tree.
You see that?
So I'm saying there's a fire dog in the final zone.
Oh wait, you got two spears there, mate.
Oh, it's gone.
Help!
I gotta get back to the camera, shit.
There, there, there.
Alright, here we go.
Watch right here, watch right here, watch right here!
Okay, nice.
Activating my EO-Tabend!
Kill him, boys, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
Killing.
Why?
I'm gonna ult us the wrong way, so we can just pump it.
Get pumped up, pump this man, pump this man!
This is our neighborhood, bitch!
Was I in?
Improved... God counters me.
Which one, which one, which one?
Which one, which one?
Which one, which one, which one?
Which one, which one, which one?
I think I love all things.
Love all things right here.
Beep.
Love all one more time.
guys I guys every time I get a new bow I keep seeing people I'd say equipped to
go like hit that right at that fucking minutes guys if you want to know what
ball music it's right behind me right there the new bow is right there is
equipped no need to worry gentlemen no need to worry I'm gonna level up this
Let's see if we can get over here there.
A quick new bow, this is the new bow!
This is the new bow we just got, the Erdtree bow, right there!
It is right there!
Right there, gentlemen! Right there!
Do we hit it so there's more damage? No!
We have this one, mini-periodical glint blades!
It is in the hands that you are the one that told me to do that five minutes ago. Do you forget?
Is it what you had to mention?
I put the old bow.
Shut up over there. I'm cooking. I'm focusing. I'm focusing.
Nice, nice.
Okay, alright. Things are just happening to me.
I'm gonna make them. Oh my god.
Oh my god!
How many of you got my health bug before we get to the boss?
Only seven?
I'm here to help you team up.
watch
guys is the hard one there's the hard one there's the hard one lock it lock it
lock it lock it
start start start anywhere near as hard as they are
I thought it was a box.
Hehehehehehe
Alright
Oh bitch
He's doing his pool over me
Eh
I wanna use my ult earlier just to fucking
Cause we can just melt
Remember he received all this health back
through the blood thing
Unless I use my ult to the exact same time
I think I'm gonna fuck up.
Oh, he got this.
I'm looking for the side. I can't really remember what it looks like. I'm just gonna take a guess.
I think that's it!
Activating my ultimate!
Yeah!
Okay, that didn't work at all.
Alrighty.
And did not work in the slightest.
I like that, I like that.
And did not work in the slightest.
Perfect.
And did not work in the slightest.
All right, all right
Okay, I'm just gonna start over here
This house is joint
And see these old city don't prevent you don't
Run
Yes, I'll put some damage boys. You guys up with some damage. Oh boy
You got it right there. I should have ran out some dumb
But you do it now what you do now
I'm pretty low.
He's back.
He's back.
Oh, shit.
I'm not going to die.
I'm already dead.
That's me.
Oh, I'm alive.
I have to.
I have no choice.
I don't even see my health bar.
I don't even see my health bar.
I don't even see my health bar.
I don't even see my health bar.
I think he's my hoppy, I was gonna eat it.
Ooooooh god, he quickened an axe bitch!
Now he quickened an axe, you motherfucker!
Oh fuck, nice shot, nice shot.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
FUCK MY ASS
FUCK MY ASS
HAPPY HAPPY
He did it, he did it.
He did it.
He did it!
He did it!
Yes!
Now time for a boss instead of time talking!
Alright.
Good, we're doing good.
Okay, wait.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
I
Locked
Locked guys
I'm locked in I am locked in I'm locked in you know you don't you have something for me
I have nothing for you. You have any rooms. I
875 okay
I have 36,000 block in your 36k. You're thirsty say you might have to talk is that the top right?
Is that the top right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if you get some heating stones
Yeah, probably
This thing
I have the warning stone
Yeah, yeah, yeah that one that one temporarily I
Have the opening hard tier that I can get for 25k as well
Are the other things the things at the bottom whatever you want so it's good
So the bottom ones are personal is at the top one literally you drop it a we and it heals on the ground for a bit
okay she want both of those yeah okay the red one you guys both want them yeah
I'm I would like one
I'm not gonna ever so both of you guys take them take your drop off they got
you got to get you okay I need you to get here dude oh true okay it's a main
red body and then the other guys are all white but he's like the main red body
first does anybody need the flowing
sword
wait what is it
two in your bow you still get your swords
what is it no do I don't
passive stats what is it
what's the passive stats
success of attacks negate damage
plus 60% but I want that
so why would you ask
I don't know what does it mean
hey guys how am I still getting my
swords oh you know what
it's fine it's left over
Can we go? Let's do this, I haven't done it yet.
I'm intentionally going to do this.
I'm intentionally, because I don't think I'm supposed to have these swords anymore.
No, no, no, it's a passive probably.
It's a passive.
So he has the hand symbol on it.
Guys, listen, I just used one of my big blue gowns.
Let's go.
You're okay.
It's over, right?
That's OP.
Everyone's saying it's OP for me.
The sword is OP for you?
Yes.
How am I, wait guys, they're going through the street.
They're passing something.
guys wait then what does the hand symbol mean there's an item in your
inventory spawning the swords around you yeah it's the thorn web but it's it
has the hands of which I always thought meant you meant admit you had to have it
your hand that's what I haven't your secondary yeah so it's technically in
your hand oh my turtle my turtle I know that's how that word your turtle legs
gone oh yes my turtleneck peanut my turtleneck are you want that shorty
We're going in. We're going in.
Lock it.
Guys, we are not losing this. I'm telling you, I want you to activate every
synapse in your brain.
All nine of them, Coaxie.
We have to lock it!
Right here, right now!
My turtleneck.
Holy shit, that's pretty windy.
Yep.
Oh three of us push what's going on where the fuck is me now?
See him on the left side is like pretending to push up over there like way over there on the left.
Okay I am not pretending to push I am helping the team open the door.
I got 5k on Polymarket of them dying in the first 60 seconds.
Nah disagree disagree or disagree.
Do you know our polymarkets for this type of shit? I don't think I know polymarket does like anything
I don't think like this on the fly, right?
Don't know they be given like they kids like Anthony Joshua like a chain
They get the same things like another fighter. If you just stand here for 60 seconds to make sure you lose the money
Go for a red guy first or yeah, right guy. We don't see him. We don't see him right away. He won't see him right away
I'm here to help you.
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
Is using holy on these people a good idea?
I feel like that's kind of like what they do.
I'm using holy right now.
Okay, alright, I'm already dead.
How is that even possible?
Here's triple enemy.
you
now what
You try to use the Holy?
The other one dead, the other one dead?
I'll just take my time, I can try to take extra damage there, I'm good.
Well, honestly my other boys are kind of pooch, I'm sure you can use the Holy.
Yeah, that's what you meant anyways.
Oh, let me get it, let me get it.
I'll see Frank's boss, well I'll see for the red guy, alright, this is just the white ones.
You've got lots.
No!
No!
I can't, definitely better.
Alright.
That working better?
That working better?
Yes.
I
Don't work a better my ball my ball
Just a real one
Okay, I was trying out there
I'm kind of casting during it. I started casting during it. I'm an idiot. Oh my god. I'm dead. I'm dead
I'm not thinking about it. Oh my god, they put three on me. I could even escape
You're looking you're looking you're looking
Do why you clean for me? No, come on come on
No, come on
Hey down
Shit
Watch what he's already tripled. You need to get it with your mom. Oh my god. I just got grabbed no way
I just such an easy guy. It's not hitting like it's supposed to the fuck
I see maybe man, you are fucked right now. You know, I know I do I do
Many over to him. I have a lot of me. You get him
He's watching, he's watching.
He's my last health potion.
Your last health pot?
I don't know what's going on.
They're just fucking my ass.
They're fucking my ass potion.
Activating my ultimate!
Oh fuck.
Dude.
I suck at this game.
I suck at this game.
I suck at this game.
Oh my gosh, I'm down for one.
Oh my god.
I can get you, I can get you.
Oh my god.
This is so tough.
I don't even know how we're doing any damage
just because everyone takes damage.
Yeah, if you kill the guys on the side.
Dude, I suck!
Like, if you kill the people...
I could maybe get peanut.
Yeah, watch.
Tell me I'm going for you.
Two walking towards you, two walking towards you.
Oh my god.
Why don't you go to just kill a couple more?
I'm going to like left you out.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, where am I getting hit by?
It's a combo to death.
Oh my God.
That was the red one, I think, yeah.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I had I could have died. I could have died. I could have died.
man that's rough dude okay we could do that though guys guys now that we now we got a
little taste of it we can do it okay so what would we kill would we kill we want to kill
the main guy, but if we kill the other guys, the main guy gets
damaged.
No.
Okay.
She should kill whoever we can.
Yeah, because if we kill them, then the big bitch responds
them, but if we kill them, then they're dead for a bit.
Guys, I'm telling you, I just like I couldn't do anything.
I I even prioritize dodging, but the I've pressed the button
it was there's just not enough time yeah that it just would not work I would
dodge I just get damaged mid dodge which I didn't even though it was possible
yeah I feel that that's a tough fight dude that's a real tough fight
the pain dude. He did all of that seven and a half hours for nothing. Why? Honestly. Yeah,
but now we know now that we got there, we know how to get there again. The same time
tomorrow. Kill me right now. Kill me right now. So now we know what to do. What if one
one time.
Seek out Cloaksy, let him know man.
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
Actually, I don't know, you got like school departments or something.
Take five steps back and fuck your own face and die.
I'm not doing it again right now.
Fuck you.
I think that means like he's not sure yet.
Yeah, let me think about it.
Guys, hold up.
Before we even say anything else, I'm going to look at this.
Elden Ring, Night Rain, Characters, right?
All right?
I guarantee you.
use S tier's look at this S tier iron I the literal first one the first one
mentioned in the S tier the bow guy to stop Tommy's friends off the fucking
bow guy got all the bow guy stop dude I'm telling you what for all the bow guy
for real these guys it says it says iron I undertaker and Raider are all the
that's what it says. that's our that's our comp. That's our comp. That's our comp. Is that an S tier comp?
Let me hold up. Let's see. Elden Ring S tier comp. Good. That's good. That's good. We hit the peanut. What?
You know what I'm saying? Like let's what's the RMP in Elden Ring? You know what I mean? Okay, here we go.
Here we go. Get through. Honestly, where's the RMP in Elden Ring? That's what we did.
I
I or die again
again
So peanut answer me this question
Duchess and little him this man iron eyes
If I fuck his Duchess, I'm not just
If iron eyes here, it's a mage. Oh
What to win. An S tier determination. That's what I have, Clogsy. That's what I have. That's
what I have. An S tier determination. And let me ask you gentlemen, do you? Because I
say I didn't hear no damn bell but I'm hearing you guys hear that bell ringing
actually there's actually a bell ringing right now. Do we hear the bell?
I'm not quite sure I hear the bell. I'm not sure I'm not sure I hear the bell.
What you get there's a lot of game, but not that I'm not
Clubs, I don't know
I didn't know I didn't hear no fucking down close. I didn't know fucking
Tomorrow think about what we did today. I don't want to think about what we do
I
Sad
Make me very sad
This game is just too hard like
Gently who guys guys is literally I get it there's people in the town
Oh, you guys just suck that's a whatever you think about this was saying it is literally our jobs
I've been doing this for 500 years, all right?
And we can't beat this.
After two full days of trying.
Now listen, I know you guys, oh you guys suck.
But just think about that for a second.
Just think about that for like five seconds.
That is too odd.
That is too odd.
Too odd.
What?
Mm-hmm
Shooting in this game, you know outside of the bubble I give me a fucking revolver
Yeah, you give me an AK-47 put me on T size. Yeah, I'm playing the bomb and beat this boss
You tell that right now
13 Oh, I'm the beat. No, sir. I'm the beat. We're going dust to in this bitch
Yeah, catch me on dust to absolutely catch me catch me on that too. I'll get to that catch run dirty
Mm-hmm. Yeah, catch me right dirty
I don't think it's a good thing.
That's probably nice.
Wait, what?
What does that mean?
Yeah, nothing.
Nothing.
You're good.
We're all good.
Okay.
It's an old man term, I think, at this point.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
See
So I'm just gonna go ahead and run it up at the round table and you guys do whatever you need to do, okay?
You guys do whatever you need to do
You can't pull this shit. Yeah, listen you guys show up tomorrow or just you know, I'll just work alone
Guys, I'm just running up the round table and you do whatever you need to do. That's that's what you do
Do whatever you need to do whatever whatever that's got real sad on my game
What
What no you need to do guys
Hey listen, my name is cheerlings a lot around these parts boss man
Oh my god, dude, stop it. Fuck.
Apparently, I'm supposed to buy relics and I don't fucking care.
Let's fucking ride!
I
I
Can boys that's like we ride red circles and on the warcraft. Yeah fire give you a bow
That's lock in lock the fuck in I
Want to hear no if ends a bunch
All right
All right, just a church right first be for papa. He for papa
The first guy
No, it's not, I'm so sorry.
He for Dingle Dog.
We go to this east one right away though.
Yeah.
We should kill this elf first, he'll get long kill.
Yo, I had such a...
I was using a holy weapon against a holy boss, I will tell you that.
That did happen.
That did happen, Joe.
Yo, last game wasn't perfect.
I'll have you know.
Last game was not perfect.
We're to clear this camp of all the wrong doings.
Yes, yes.
We're here to make you want the righteous bad.
Down the hole, down the chute.
Boop boop.
Boop boop.
Boop boopy.
Son of a.
Take that hooligan.
That guy has nothing on me.
Oh ho ho ho ho.
cool again
you feel as if you are in control
you have no power here wizard
you have no power here
you have no power here wizard
take the other wizard
guys uh...
Listen, the dogs are pretty scary, you know what I mean?
Wait, you're running out of the dog?
The level's getting right down below, come on.
Yeah, yeah, I see that, I see that, I think I'm gonna hide that here.
Let us proceed, gentlemen, let us proceed.
Onward we go, and done.
Now we go to the judge.
The judge of a thousand soldiers.
That is the second level zero, or?
Come on down the water's fine
With your stupid boss out here next to his church as well like last time remember
All right, I was actually one of the best you gotta play him right
No, if that's the thing, that might be insane.
Yeah, we got this cat to be set, or no, or no.
No, it's not, no, it's not, wait a minute.
Do we see what's canceling at level five?
Ooh, I wouldn't die like that, Zemmit.
Okay, grab him.
I got you, Mike, don't you worry.
I hate myself.
What do we need to do?
Super John!
God, what do you...
...hears?
Call me a gig, call me a gig!
I don't eat spears, right?
Wait, spears? I don't know.
I don't know.
Can I get one of those chairs down here right now?
Oh, we get quickly quickly make his big he's the greatest we greatest guys. Oh my god
We have a sleep we have a sleep. This is the one this is the run. I'm not even joking
I know I'm so that 15 times I but this is actually the one right here
We get we hit the church
Fuck
You have to flash
Mother move on the move. Yeah, I got it. It's the blood kid first actually to the blood dead to sleep. Yeah
Well, that's gonna get my shit
Did you die
my dad at level one yeah we killed a decent amount of shit we I mean you
probably missed out on like I mean not a lot like okay probably make up for it
worry about him now
yeah
Activating my ultimate!
Gotcha!
I got me to this camp right here boys right here right here this camp this camp
And then we go right to sneak cave, cause it's in the circle, yeah?
Okay, I definitely hit the E button a thousand times.
Alright, that's cool. Let's go ahead and hit me plucking back up, let's just...
I wanna be ganked, I wanna be ganked, I wanna be ganked!
Nah, I'm not liking this run so far.
I'm loving this run! I'm payin' these for the one!
These are the one boys!
I
We're closing away. We watch it. We watch it. It's it's the one about
Oh, oh you bashing you don't my goodies
Go go go go go go go go!
That was a big motherfucker, man.
The whole sky is in your dick.
Oh god, it's back!
That's what this guy is.
We're invisible now, so I hope I can get it.
What the hell?
Yeah.
It's a good idea.
Sorry, see you soon, sir.
Hmm.
I'll take that one.
I got shots coming in.
Go, go, go, go.
To the sleep camp.
To the sleep camp.
We're making good time, we're making good time, gentlemen, very good time.
And a good time!
I
Think this movie things moving large of the castle
Yeah
And this is the speed thing this is the same thing we go right here. Yeah, it's in the bottom four
With the book on the book up over here over here. Are you much right here?
Should we kill these guys for xxp
I'm trying to get to the other church, on the big game up there.
I'm going to shoot these guys for the next beat, I'll be back.
Gotcha!
Good.
Last chat, though.
Oh, I got a sleepball!
I got a sleepball!
This is the one!
This is it!
This is the one I'm not even talking about!
This is my first sleepball I've ever gotten, I think.
Just two handed chat.
Coachy, coachy, I need to hit, I need to hit, um, I need to hit, uh, uh, a cave.
I need to be the same.
Yeah, I just got a sleep bagger as well.
I'll do it, Will.
I'll level up.
Where's the level up thing down here?
Oh, I forgot the level up.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'll level up the next thing.
Don't worry, don't worry, we'll level up the next thing.
Yeah
Where do I go I'm in the circle
Yeah, we would hit the church through the cave run through the
Was church then keep church then keep we think was yeah
Boys
I
Be good
Number seven seven
The judge
This I can see what I can grab
Yeah
Which we could have this thing right here from a she's buddies
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. We're cooking. We are cooking so hard. We are cooking so hard right now
We're over the church over the church
We are making incredible time right now.
Yeah!
We hit this cave right here.
It's choosing to get the surge.
Unless you guys don't want to, I'm the only one that needs to get my thing.
Unless you guys don't want to I'm I'm the only one that needs to get my thing
Okay boys, I'm doing boys
What do you want from the cable piano
What's he
We have time to do the camp above us, that's it
I'm just gonna kill the boss in the cable. Okay. I'll be back. I'll be back
Okay, I'm okay with camp next to it then
This is the boss?
This is the boss, this is the boss.
Got me Jade, got him!
Oh
Which I'm saying we are making it crud to this time he could show this time
This is the one this is the one this is right you guys here. Do you guys see an update guy anywhere?
They marked on the map at all
Which are the update guys marked in the map?
Hmm
I'll be the next one.
Did you need to?
Fucking.
Nice.
We killed the bosses up here.
Quick, quick.
Go back where we came.
Something.
Done's here.
Take that, fool!
I'll be the next movie gig.
I'll be the next movie gig.
I'll be the next movie gig.
I'll be the next movie gig.
On the game
I'm lucky boys lucky we take what we did just down to the school down with the light work light with no reaction
Light with no reaction. All right
It's easy and grace, he has to think something, no, no, no, no, I already need the other one.
Don't worry, what's the word?
Okay!
Back to the enemy by ultimate!
Yes, I'm under now.
Yeah, I'll get you, I'll get you, I'll get you.
There you go. There you go. Okay. Alright. How's he going? Whatcha doing? Whatcha doing?
What the hell are you doing?
of
the
Let's push pushy!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Okay, I'm not glad, alright.
Cool cool cool, that's chill, that's chill, that's very chill.
Very chill, very chill.
Very cool very chill.
Is this helping a movie?
Oh yeah, that's the one that's saucy for taking so much damage. That's right.
It's overrun, huh?
We enhance his counter attacks unique to thrusting weapons like if the enemy has a thrusting weapon, which are the final boss does?
Castle!
To the castle boys! To the castle!
Hey, the upgrade guys. Well, let me see the upgrade guy.
Follow me, gang, follow me.
the
boat is thrusting boat couches
thrusting weapons. Then.
We do if you see them the old
wise wizard.
I
Know the boss is next to us, but I still think you do
Castle you're right guys ready to write this over here
We kill everybody the middle part go go level up that kill the bosses or no
I think we just kill everything in the middle men like the power
Next on next on if it pulls north and we control the boss
Who got your horse push got yours
Got ya all of the game will be a part of my life
We only I found the guy we my weapon oh my god oh my god this is the wrong this is it
this is the one this is the one this is it this is what we were waiting for
was there a way did I miss something I have a sparse enough
uh-uh we'll go right here we'll go right here this is where the boss is
Oh, it's just this one again boys. Quick and easy, quick and easy.
Activating my ultimate!
The fuck is that?
Fuck is that, fuck is that?
Oh my god, we're crazy, we're going to go to go to go to go to go to
the black bow
sit now I don't know what to do anymore wait I keep I see the sleep over the
last day was oh fuck hey guys I see the sleep over the last day was right
keep sleep oh yeah I'm a juicy mode
I don't even need to do that, fuck.
We won for now, but sleep from us, or we got it.
There's only two extra damage, and that's not a good idea, I sense that's stupid.
This is all garbage, anyways.
Fuck!
I'll be gankin', I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I'll be gankin'
I
Did I drop something no
Grab your Hoosie-doosie
It will improves holy damage negation, so I do that for the thing
guys is the boss the boss is a holy damage right the boss is holy damage
hmm take this first on dude that's actually
to you guys in to you said
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, boss, all right.
Oh, boss, there's physical damage.
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
Ah!
I'm gonna hit it now.
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
He's going to dodge one.
He does, he does.
Move Holy Damage to Gatian.
Are you sure the boss doesn't do only damage?
He's still not dead!
Damn it, dude.
I keep accidentally hitting that shit.
Let's see this guy out here real quick.
Yeah.
Okay.
Take that, fool!
Oh, good heavens!
I love life.
Oh, good heavens!
Just beat his ass!
Quick, quick, quick!
Go more deep, go more deep!
Grab his dingle, grab his dingle!
Oh, no dingle, no dingle! I repeat, no dingle! Code red!
Lock him.
There's a lady knight.
Up here
To jump up jump up Ryan, what the fuck axe you have holy shit
You got something we got you guys you got some
I
This one right and then we put it the second slot Bell bearing hunter
Even last time we did wait there. Everyone's saying skips everyone's saying skip this boss. You are
I don't know they're all said they're all saying skip it
Go try it
Oh, we fucking beat his dick. Come on guys.
Wait smoking crack
They're saying level up first. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let's run to the thing and we'll level up real quick right here
It's my good idea. You don't want to risk it. You don't want to see it. Let's run side level up quick
I love that place. I'm going to up here. There's a three times that we can take. Well, they're
Will as well coaches
How do you even know what boss it is I saw it show up
We know it's guys. I want the talisman. No, there's a there's a sort weapon
I'm just excessive attacks. I want it. We say
There's something over there where it says improves range weapon attacks
Doesn't work with the bow
I took it everybody
Yeah
Wait, what'd you say? Oh, I'm already dead
There's a whip
Hey, how are you?
There was a
Yes
I'm dead
Oh, see where the fuck are you?
You're the fucking bow guy
Okay
Chill out for a second
All right, sorry
I need me to not be chill for a second
I get it
I get it boys get up
Yes
Mach-e-mini-my-own-command!
Using my ulti so that we get some more damage.
This guy's beating my dick. Oh my goodness.
Well, not this time! Not this time, boys! It's the time we got!
Oh my god, wait, oh that's a big bow.
I should be going shockwave
That's definitely not one like 100% not one not only she's a great bow, but it's not sleep
You guys been fucking not knowing shit just saying one two or three this entire time because I don't know a lot about this game
But I know for sure this is not one this time. I
Just say another number we're saying you guys don't know what's going on either
Okay, all right. Oh, we go to this camp right here. Yeah, yeah come help me kill this night
I
Do you hear a damage it's nice
I said that actually but no biggie no biggie all of the game for me game
Yeah, I'm like 90% sure my mugglin is I've not know what's going on this entire time
Because I never know which one is the best one two or three but this very rare occasion
I knew exactly which one got to us and all of them said that I
Think I've been getting fooled this entire time
I'm not I need $25,000 what?
I
Guess they were the least that was the motion that was a certain no pick a
Certain there's a whip right here that increase range weapon attack damage by 14% I need I was saying was that was that army army army
I'll go go go go go go
You might not have time to hit it where's it where's it where's it was it?
It's up top, look at these.
Where I just was.
Show the nice.
Yeah.
Go up the stairs and jump up.
It's right up there.
You're not going to jump up.
There you can actually.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Go quick, get away.
Got it got it got it got it
Whooo
Thanks fash, you're good, man. You're good man. You're good man
Yeah, I think we have time for anything else. We should go to the G.
Guys, you might as well be the one. I'm gonna cook it. I've got like all my stuff.
I wish we got one of those hooded
characters in this run, but I don't know if I didn't look around for it.
Yeah, I didn't.
I'll let you get through it. I didn't see it, so...
Well, let me Google it a second quick before we get there.
Hold on.
The tell-of-the-bees, I don't get successive attacks.
Let me go, let me go.
There's Iron Eye in Elden Ring Night Raid.
Getting successive...
Attacks, yay, I win.
Using successive attacks with Iron Eye's standard bow attacks is generally ineffective.
Get a bow strike, so I'm very slow but I'll break for these attacks.
you have a consistent attacks I use that is it good she says I'm not saying
but she says the tax yeah yeah I'm a banger builder now to be insane
wait are you you take it then fuck you okay you I say okay hold on to you
are good to me you are good to me what I was hoping it was good for me then my
I dreamed for Stalin. I dreamed for Stalin.
He took the water.
Is that my red shit?
He took the water and the trees.
He sold a rat necklace.
Well, for your next type of song, try All There By G.
All There By GZ.
Oh
But now they want me to give a sword to some it fuck you guys
Jesus fuck my wife too
Oh shit
Activating my own
You're the fucking team, sir.
I changed all the fuck out of this town.
We need a jay shot.
Holy shit.
That was crazy.
You should have let me kill you.
Super.
Super job.
Let him out.
Super job.
Let's go.
I got much.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Okay.
Okay. Alright, so I'm gonna go ahead and die.
That's cool. He's coming.
Oh, he's coming. He is coming.
Is that me? Is that me?
No, he's hiding somewhere. You gotta go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
He's pushing, he's pushing.
Stop.
Guys, get up.
I've got you, I've got you, I've got you.
You should help me.
Yeah.
Get it!
Stay in my office, guys.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Come on, mate.
I hope that that one is up here.
Get him, boys! Get him, get him, get him!
We're gonna win!
I think we're gonna win!
We're gonna win!
We're gonna win!
Three bad spreads
that anyone could have!
We're the three bad spreads
that anyone could have!
Okay, do you want
Gargoyle's twin blade?
Everybody's telling me that I got a Gargoyle
your blade.
hell oh you know they want the wait you want me to give magma whip to summit
even though it says improved range weapon attacks plus 14% even though it
literally says improved rate weapon attacks 40%
this is the first time I've ever been a little 15 right here
is it? you know the magma sword
oh hey hey hey you hey you hey hey hey this is better than whatever the shit
you got jet I can buy a shot I can buy some starlight charge if you want them
so first look at the weapon I just gave you and then see if it's better than your
weapon right here I'm a warm-scale sword you better generate golden shockwave
Okay, they got me but I asked that's not better, but it's pretty cool. Ah
We cheese don't take it like as a double hand
I'm pretty filled on weapons. I think I'm okay. Wait, should I should I off in that?
Slot it slaughter a chat saying I should
Double-hand your other thing wait something to tell me to give you this tail
Oh
Fuck hold on wait. Have you tried to fuck you my ass?
Do I get rid of the rotten rotten great accent?
I should because it's like inflict sleep because I fuck about sleep right now, right?
Wait, wait, what's no no?
That's what the boss we do. What the hell are you crazy boss? This boss is weak asleep. You would say
Are you insane?
Who needs to see by now, we need to see back
Oh
The fuck a golden shockwave is brother
You guys need charts is that smithing store the regular one is a really good one
Is that the one that goes from regular to blue and blue to purple?
The first one okay
Hey
I think I'm gonna buy one of these cool ones
It's you just pop this brother whatever you wowed whatever you out
You just pop this one and then you wow like later on like even if it's like 20 minutes or now it'll
it'll it'll fucking like do sit okay who what fuck you folksy I mean something
okay I release you from your mental hold yeah yeah through this taking your
Pussy thinking you're both bitch. I'll slam this fucking. Oh
So I'll slam you pussy
Take that. How you like that? Oh cool. So it's close you whoo. You think you're so cool, don't you?
You're so cool. Do you think you're so cool?
I'm supposed to drop you this ass blaster or whatever
Yes, so I want the ass blaster you
You could have the ass blasted
What's that?
They said use the session
Why would I offer the whip that makes no sense? I'm not gonna be whippity money. I already got this fucking sucks with me
Ladies, I'm not gonna be whippity. But if I whip someone I'm gonna die. I'm gonna just straight up die
I'm trying to use this way. I will die
Die immediately.
Alright.
That's a cool stuff. Maybe you use it.
For the passion, it doesn't need to be in the offhand for the passion.
What's we waiting here for?
We have a hand on it if it needed.
Oh, trees and shit, man.
Let's go, time.
They're saying the wheelchair you're using is slow.
I'm sorry, yeah.
These guys have been fucking with me this whole time.
I don't think these fuckers know what they're talking about.
I
Think these guys are tricking me the whole time
Guys will bully me
Supposed to do it like this look at our bad ass on the pussy
Are you literally are you not know what's going on the whole time as well? I
Just say stop English
Get over here. What over here
Oh, Mr. Soot! Soot for the shaft!
Oh, what the heck? What's with that? Good, oh, man!
He's a good boy, boy. He's a good boy, boy.
Guys, we're locking in right here right now.
We are not losing to this boss.
We've been playing this game for eight hours, 22 minutes, and 10 seconds.
This, everything we have done is led to this one moment!
To this one moment!
Can we seize it? Can we seize it?
that is the best we're level 15
we're fucking strong bro yeah arm
the first day in the first game we played we were level 7
I don't even know how do you change my items I go down
on the d-pad my upper my upper I go down your d-pad
pass me down on the d-pad
I have a warming stone I got some hurtled necks you know what I'm saying
Hickled form? I'm ready to go.
Alright. Alright.
Alright! Let's ride!
No mercy! No yielding!
They're telling me to tell you, if someone's asleep, don't wake it up.
What? What does that mean?
When we put them to sleep, you don't want to wake it up, you want to backstab them.
Oh, like the critical thing?
Gotcha.
Yeah, correct.
I'm just yelling super job
Super son super son
Take no peace we are we're not taking any business. We're not taking any business ever no business
This will be a generational throw you're not spam roll
wait what? okay now they're f**king around
okay now they're just f**king me
shut up
f**k my a**
wait I'm gonna drink the potion right now
I'm gonna drink the potion right now
here we go I'm gonna drink the potion
I'm gonna see them for later actually
okay we have to clear them once
after you clear them once then
okay
you got a bot? you got a bot?
I'm fucking up. I'm fucking around
We can't kill some of you good. We're good. We're good. I killed anyone yet. I found the time
I
This is bullshit
I'm all day went down. Hey
What the what the white?
That is fucking nice.
Just a second.
Yeah, I'm dropping a health pack.
Take a minute.
Thank you.
Oh wait.
She got friends right here.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
What?
There's no way!
I got that.
You have to speed it.
I got him, I got him.
You got him, you got him, okay?
I'm dead, I'm dead.
He's watching me, he's watching me.
He's watching me.
Oh my god, something.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Right this.
Do you see my pot?
Do you see my pot?
Okay, Quadrant, there's been a really big humblatches.
I'm dead, I guess.
Is the red person on you?
I don't know how you live through that.
Happy?
He's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill me.
Oh, I hit the boss again.
That looks like a flop.
This bitch is crazy.
You done? You done?
Yeah, I did.
I'm dead. My thing didn't even work! I only bought a $25,000 potion and it didn't even
do shit. What the hell was that? What? What happened to that fucking potion? No, the red
Oh my god, it lives! It lives! It lives! It lives! It lives!
I'm trying to run from red person.
I'm killing it. I'm killing this side.
I need to grab. I need to grab.
Careful.
Oh my god.
I have red bitch on me still, dude.
Really?
Okay, all right cool that's still just hit me fully died. I'm dead guys. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Oh
My goodness
Let me get that to the combo. You can't even move on T.
I have no heels. I have no heels.
You can't do anything when she can shoot the combo.
I'm trying to live. Trying to live.
Yeah.
Dude, she's still just sitting on me, brother.
Push and move. Push and move.
No.
Nothing. Hold on.
Nothing. I'll get you guys up.
I hope that when this...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Look, look at that.
I don't have the help you get, dude. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Just stay alive. Focus, focus.
Here you go.
No, bro. Oh my goodness. Oh my god.
There it was.
Oh.
Yo. I could have maybe healed with one of my items, yeah.
Here I am. I guess, but how do I stand still there?
Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook.
Did that red chick just wave over fucking strong?
Did that attached it insane?
Did it try peanut?
Why'd she have an old coming up soon?
Oh no! No!
Is the red...
Oh no!
Is this her...
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming!
You gotta stand together, stand together!
Somebody, somebody stand together, stand together!
We could be they're coming together. No pass. Don't pass. Don't pass. Don't pass. Yeah. You want more do you do one more call?
Yeah, we will probably work on we're gonna work on. Oh, yeah, that's good. We're good
If you decide you want more call
No, I think it's just good
I got it
You might shut the farm you're all three as I'm trying
Oh my god! Oh my god! Such a... such great... such elegance!
Oh! Oh my! Oh!
I'm trying to call it one step more forward.
I've seen difference but the black looking good I
have the yellow bitch literally one shot a
We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, right in the middle, right in the middle.
That's the cameras.
Are you moving?
Did you help out?
All thing, all thing.
Nice.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I
Put that's what that's what I mean
Yeah
Have you care about my rock I think I'm okay. Yeah
Okay, oh
My god, I died too. What is that? Oh my god?
This is impossible!
Oh no, no!
So close!
I'm done guys, I'm so fucking over this stupid shit.
I fucking hate this game!
It's too hard!
This game is too hard!
I can't even hold the hook up in my head, but I said...
It was terrible.
How do you beat that?
How is that even possible?
I'm telling you, I'm up for one second and...
I look like a flash of light!
You're flashing it all, son, yeah.
Oh my goodness. Oh my God. I never made this game sweet.
Should be to be to be awarded because it's a big game.
This game.
that was so dude he didn't so good we got up to like 20% that's our best attempt ever
I don't know.
I don't feel good.
It doesn't feel good.
It doesn't feel good.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
I hate it.
I hate this game.
I hate this game with a fiery passion.
Now.
Fuck.
I think we beat it right now.
We try again.
No, no, no.
Yes, I'm out.
Hold on. Hold on now.
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
I may be cooking.
I could be cooking.
What if.
We do it just one more time.
No, man.
We we we we're we're not.
We're doing this to fucking Marl.
Guys, I need everyone to lock it in for tomorrow.
I hate this game.
I hate this game so much.
Guys, guys, we play video games and want to talk to the devs and ask them like, fuck
they hate this game.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
This game fucking sucks.
I fucking hate this game.
These names have never been created.
Ever.
The gods.
Who thought of this?
Who, what sick fuck made this game?
Is he, is he, is he enjoying making people suffer?
Is he hating humanity?
This might be the ring, yeah.
And penitenti?
Let me figure out who made this game.
Hold on.
Who made- Oh wait!
Who made Hound and Ring?
I did.
Janya Ishizaki.
Let me tell you where Janya Ishizaki can stick it.
Hahahaha!
Janya Ishizaki!
Let me tell you, exactly where Janya Ishizaki can fucking stick it.
It's ass
This guy's an asshole
This guy's an asshole. This guy's a piece of shit. I'll tell you that right now
He's probably a cool guy, but you know, he's got problems
Yeah, he's my poor guy, but he's got problems in his fucking head
Be like see people suffer how people call duty. I mean just opens up the twitch catalog for every night
Oh, no one's having fun.
Oh, no one's having any fun.
She shows up in streams like this one, and just...
She's in the chat boy right now, just jacking his meme.
You're going to win tomorrow, so just make this what you want!
Don't you want to stick bastard?
Fuck you, Johnny and Shizaki.
You can fuck yourself.
You probably can't even fucking beat the game yourself.
Yeah! Yeah, I bet he can't! I bet this guy can't even give him time!
You know what? Watch this. Watch this. If the creative of the game could beat it, there'd be a video.
Video of Janya is Shizaki beating Alden Ring Night Raid.
Let's take a look.
Night Rain director challenges solo run players to get good, well this guy seems like an ass
guy.
There's the first link to the game up on a YouTube video.
The director of Elden Ring Night Rain has challenged solo players to get good.
It's maybe not along the same lines as the age old souls meme, but in a recent interview
Junior Ishizaki has confirmed solo runs are quite doable and wants to encourage players who are tempted to try them
He said yes, I can hopefully give you reassurance to know I have beaten all of the game bosses
I've seen everything it has to offer both or bosses to go
Oh
Bullshit
Listen to this bullshit
He said yes, I can hopefully give you reassurance to know I have beaten all of the game
This is I've seen everything it has to offer
You hated it right
Planned guys. I started hated fucking more
You know, I just I just got word that Johnny it's a zaki said quote. I've beaten all the boxes
Yeah, well Johnny it's a zaki said quote I've beaten all the boxes. Let me tell you
Yeah, but what he does is he just he beats him on their own not in a run
You know what I'm saying, he puts me in this little lab.
Yeah, puts me in like a lab.
Roots himself up to level 15, gives himself the best weapons.
That's why it would happen.
Then fights him 40 times, finally beats him,
and says, oh yeah, I can beat the boss.
Oh yeah, oh yo, I beat all the bosses.
Fuck you, Johnny.
It's a bitchy.
Why is it there a fucking video?
Johnny is a socky.
More like Johnny is a bitch.
I'll take that right now.
I'll take that right now.
It sounds like the same name.
Oh shit, let me listen to the rest of this video.
This guy sounds like an asshole.
This Janya Ishezaki guy, you should have heard what he just said.
You should have heard the quote that this guy just ran.
I want players to have the confidence to really give it a try.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
You think I'm gonna die?
You think I'm gonna joke?
This is real life!
There was more guns in this game.
I would probably do better.
I'm telling you.
Yeah.
Maybe I had a couple characters instead of a magician.
Lady.
Maybe I could get like a fucking old West.
Yeah, where's the AR-15?
Alright.
Where's the AR-15 with bullets and be with sleep?
Or lightning.
Or holy.
Okay, cuz let me tell you what that boss isn't surviving a fucking B2 bomber with a bunker buster coming right out the pussy of it
You like that pussy you won't say you won't say
Yeah, I don't think you'd be able to handle that either that's good good good point. Mm-hmm a good point
Yeah, so basically that boss is lucky. We're nerfed and we're not a boss
What? Aircraft carrier, nuclear aircraft carrier.
Boom!
The full force of the United States Marines!
Yourself.
Let's see what else this asshole said.
They followed up with a clarifying question
that was he saying he's soloed every boss in the game?
And yes, he said, and without relics.
He has an asshole.
He followed it up and clarified that he beat the whole game solo and then clarified without
relics.
Without relics.
Let me listen back in.
Let me listen back in on what's going on with this guy.
Let me listen back in.
So the without relics part may be a bit much, but at the same time his runs were done before
the changes made in the recent patch to make solo runs a little bit easier so hey
so the director of the game believes you can do it then get out there and get
those nightlords have you beaten any or all of them solo already comment and
let me know which ones you've done and make sure you like and follow the news
tips and guides check if you punch you take 80% less damage well it's like
yeah for if I fucking punch him he's gonna hit me four times fucking the same
shit anyways man you can't die in it okay well I mean to be fair that's kind
of nice to know that but it's still shit all over me the HP wise right by the
way I would like to compliment summit when we both are by my close he ran
four meters to the right and then hit his ultimate for no damn reason wait no
No, I braced you in my opening.
It gets a damage bonus.
No, it's a big rock out of the ground for no reason.
Oh, you said I used it.
It's a damage bonus.
It can also revive us.
Yeah, but it failed like twice doing that.
Yeah, but when we're on top of that, we're basically invincible and you can get us on top of the rock.
It also does a fuck ton of damage.
Oh.
Like a fuck ton of damage.
And I'm pretty sure if you hit a boss of it, it's like an instant stagger, right, Chad?
I hate this game so much.
I'll know that for next time.
You mean tomorrow?
We should force Al-Qaeda to play this game toward 24 hours as torture to get information out of him.
If you want information out of a terrorist, have him play this game for 24 hours.
You'll start singing like a bird.
Maybe follow up with the egg game.
What the fuck is that?
The one where you're a fucking egg and you have to fucking roll up a fucking map?
It's terrible.
I've never seen that.
Roll and jump up a fucking map, dude. It's the most infuriating shit ever.
shit ever this game was made before 2001 911 never would have had him yeah listen
listen it's safe doesn't matter what I was gonna say now
you gotta take a sip of the water if this torture mechanism was put in place
earlier yes if we knew this torture mechanism beforehand a lot of things
I
Son of one guys it's so low
Dude, you know relics
Yeah, yeah guys. I encourage all the players to really try be confident. How about you? How was the video bro?
Where's the video? It was just a guy meeting off of a thing that he read wrote
Guys, what about one more though?
I'm going to go to bed.
It is currently five o'clock
in the morning.
I say we started 25 hours
speed right now.
No bed.
We win this.
Oh, you're crazy.
I got to go sleep.
We could do this tomorrow.
You shitbag.
Yes.
Are you a gamer or not a gamer?
Oh my gosh.
24 hours speed starting right
now.
We don't go to bed until we
get to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm going to sleep.
don't go to bed until we went.
Dude, we just do it tomorrow so we get a full night of sleep.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I like that.
Because think about it.
Think about it like this, OK?
OK.
Bodybuilders don't gain muscle while they're in the gym.
That's a completely different subject entirely.
How about this?
What about calculus students?
do they learn more when they're learning calculus
or when they're sleeping?
No, true, that's another thing.
If you try to rack your brain before a test too much,
you might start to forget some things, right?
At the end of that study session,
but on a good night's sleep,
he'll start to remember all of it again.
Damn right, baby, damn right.
But what if you do nothing?
Would it be better to sleep?
What does that mean?
Yes, yes, yes, sleep ain't doing shit for you.
Exactly, exactly, exactly, so let us study calculus delivered right here, right now!
We have the blueprint, we formed the blueprint with your guys's two days, and then today,
right, or whatever.
We got that.
Do you guys still really have time to tell us anything you want to do this?
I already ended stream, I ulted forward, I want to die.
Yeah, I'm gonna go to the round table, and I'm gonna ready up you guys do whatever you need to do
I can go straight to bed
Sleeping I can't face her yet. I probably sleep on the couch
Yeah, so I don't that's gonna be hard
How do you look around the house?
No way that you could not breathe!
That's the first thing I'm gonna...
The boss!
Well listen, I'm pretty straightforward.
I'm not gonna beat around the bush, you know?
I'm gonna get some flowers first.
I'm gonna beat your bush and go right into the back of the house.
Hey guys!
We can't do it now because we no longer have the third eyeball open.
What?
We're not like TN anymore.
We're just fucking Yamcha, you know what I mean?
That's in the bathroom. You'll have seven eyes
I think she gave you right now. I already out the Ford Ben
Yeah, oh she did here right now
Was he good here? Oh, he's got it's over. Oh, that was actually it. He's got it over
Yeah, motherfucker. We'll do this tomorrow. I'm trained. I'm ready. I'll look at some videos
tonight I'll do some homework I hate this game I know you can have a hard time
sleeping tonight you can be okay yes yes yes knowing that we were insufficient
make sure you're all good and stuff you text me he takes me say goodnight he
yeah of course dude thank you thank you I'm gonna fuck I have a good rest of
your stream I have a good one tell me I'll catch you later yeah
We have failed, we have failed, I'm kinda getting funky actually, hold on wait a minute,
wait, hold on wait a minute, hold on, hold on, hold on wait a minute, hold on, hold on
Hold on! Hold on! Wait a minute!
Hold on! Wait a minute! Hold on!
I want to die alright guys I'm getting up I'm getting up have a good night everybody good
Good night gang. I'm not playing shillow. You're out of your damn mind. You're out of your damn mind
You're out of your god-loving mind pout
Good night everybody good night gang
Everybody have a good night
Good night everybody. Have a good night
Good night now, gang. Have a good one. Good night, everybody. Have a good night now.
Good night now, gang. Have a good one. Good night, everybody. Good night now.
Good night, everybody. Good night now, gang. Have a good one. Good night, everybody. Good night now, gang.
Good night.
Good night.
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