TheBurntPeanut
ESCAPE FROM BUNGUS w/ Gimmick | ZERO TO HERO | (HUNGER GAMES AT 9AM CT TMO) | #BUNGULATE
06-20-2026 · 7h 06m
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This is stream number two today. We have to we also
Streaming at 9 a.m. No, right said no rice and using those guys come later. What is he doing here?
It's already a Russian. There's only someone speaking Russian in there. I'm not muted. Oh my god
Suck it up. All right pal. All right, buddy. Okay. All right, you know how difficult it is to play video games
Sometimes my butt gets itchy right sometimes. I have to go grab
another beer it's it hard work work hard work work you guys probably got the
easy nurse jobs and the and the construction job this is
I'm gonna do it you're a sushi boy you got salt here you're a sushi boy fuck you
alright listen but also I still need to sleep alright pal alright I actually I
I'm sleeping to sleep.
Sleep is still something I need.
All right, pal, listen up, listen up.
Fuck you guys, fuck you guys.
Listen, listen.
Who do we see?
Oh, Mr. T-Jack, Mr. T-Jack.
Mr. T-Jack, Mr. T-Jack.
Thank you, good to be welcome back.
Thank you, good to, thank you, good to,
thank you, Mekka Community.
Honestly, boys, I was thinking
about playing some Mekka Community.
You know me, boys, I like to play the silly fun games
a lot of the weekend.
So I'm thinking maybe we do like a half
and half screaming day,
You're a little bit of the bongus,
little bit of the mechakammerian,
and we didn't even play yesterday, I don't think,
so there'll be like 25 new maps for us to play.
There'll be tons of new maps, tons of new maps.
Yeah, perhaps, perhaps, we'll figure it out,
we'll figure it out.
Honestly, Gimmick isn't even here yet.
Hutch actually is still here from this morning.
He's actually in my discord, it's the spirit.
The spirit of hutch is still here. Honestly, I'm gonna try to communicate with it. I
think you just let this computer on, but I'm not sure. I'm gonna try to
communicate with it. One second. Mr. Hutch, are you there?
Mr. Hutch, I see you still in my discord from earlier. Are you are you here?
spirit of hutch if hutch is spirit if you are here make yourself known hutch is spirit
if you are here what do I ask what do I ask it what do you what are the some things that
asking fast before we are are you here with us are you here with us now are you
hungry free food free buffet free give me up free buffet coupons give me up free
buffet coupons unlimited all you can eat free buffet coupons
Well, he's dead
Yeah, no, that's yeah, no, he's dead. He's dead. No, he's dead. All right. Well, he's dead
Well, that's well, he's dead. All right, Pete. Hunter be missed. Hunter be missed. Oh my goodness. Oh, well, wow
Hunter be missed
He's out he's 200 but the turn it off. Yeah, I don't know what he's doing in here
But I guess he's just gonna chill with us for the rest of the night gimmick should be hopping on very soon boys
Oh, he just texted me just text me he goes
hmm okay got you okay he okay all right he's he's gonna be on very soon very soon
very soon boys I was so inspired today by the Humpty games I don't know if a
lot of you guys were there I'm sure a lot of you guys it was in
real streaming time so I'm sure you a lot of you guys missed it but it inspired
me that was so fucking fun that was a ridiculous amount of fun I loved it I
love you were there you and I was there I was there too ridiculous about a fun
Ridiculous amount of fun that way that that in spirit of the Hunger Games but
tonight me and gimmick are gonna run some zero-to-heroes start off with nothing
and see what we can do see what we can do I'm telling you boys it was it was so
fun it was so fun we're that's what we did we can't do is I'm not doing so you
know about myself though I've got what I'm gonna do is go hit the mark room
Get warmed up, get the juices, oh get the peanut butter moving, get the peanut butter moving, get the peanut butter moving!
Then we're hitting the zero to hear out with Mr. gimmick.
Let's ride!
Oh Mr. Dread and Mr. Moose, oh Mr. Dread wants to get some more good man, good old man!
And Mr. Moose wants to get some more good man, good old man!
Oh 10 gifted if I get on band from the discord still stand
Banned for self promotion for posting a cool AI pick of peanut and myself
Okay, that is just out too egregious. I'm telling you I don't know how to tell if you're lying or not
I don't know how to tell sir. I don't this anyone know how to check previous messages on
Discord I know how to do it on Twitch and slash users face the username
I can look up anyone's I can look up. I can look up anybody's
See what ought to do on this call? I would love to know if that guy's lying
Oh my goodness, what if it was what if it was what if it was a bomb threat?
What if he was lying and it was a bomb threat and then I unbanned them because I couldn't check and then
See secretly al-qaeda
That's why we have to double check
That's why you could never be you could never be too safe
You could never be too safe. I'll figure out how to check the previous previous thing
Yeah, I can't take any chances can't take it. We got out that I'll figure out how to take previous discord things
Don't do it. I'll take I'll check on
server settings audit log bands type his name. All right, hold up. Let me see it
Server said it
Okay, I don't even know where that
That that might be an off-stream thing. I might be the line of guys get that should be off. Okay. All right. Okay
Wait, wait, wait.
I've been tied down to my phone.
Hold on.
What is that?
Wait, what was it again?
Service settings, audit, bands, log.
Wait, what was that one more time?
Service settings, on logs, bands, types of names.
Service...
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that right here.
Okay, all right. Oh, I'll look into that later. I'll look into that later. Don't you worry. I would look into that later
We will see if that gentleman is a member of al-qaeda
We will get to the bottom of this boys. We will get to the bottom of this
We will expose him either as wrongfully banned or an al-qaeda confidant
Don't you wait boys, don't you worry don't you worry? Oh
Oh
You drinking the night up do I look like some type of I see you
I'm sorry, I didn't I don't see a pussy around I did I don't see
Maybe I have to get my eyes set. I don't see a bitch around here. Wait a second. Hold on
Yes
It's fuck a fan Friday one of the top seven best days of the week to drink tears boys tears
I should not have drinking at 9 in the morning today.
That was a mistake.
That was a mistake.
But with all mistakes, it requires scientific notation and redoing to confirm the original
thesis.
So tomorrow at 9 AM, we will be drinking yet again to see if it was truly not a good idea,
to see if it was truly not a good idea.
No, huh, we demand
I can read up as
Community boson that's that's not even how you spell most of that's a that's a five-letter word sir
That's an excellent idea. That is a beautiful idea. Oh my, oh my, someone write that down,
someone write that down. Community motion is a beautiful idea. Oh, no Mecha, I just said
Mecha might come later. Now let's ride!
You
EEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
By the way boys, I have the key this time.
Take a quick end, a quick beep.
I did not forget.
I did not forget.
Now we are gonna mosey on over to the mark, get a couple goodies.
A couple Husi and Doosy.
Wait by the way boys, is the sick case still in the game?
Cause that's what I'm hoping to find.
I typed it in the flea market earlier, I couldn't find it.
Is that still in the game?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Yes?
I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I could find the- the free pocket!
Oh!
Hmm...
Oh!
Sick with period!
Oh my god, I don't think I got the facilities for that big man.
We'll see if we can find one in this room!
What are you- what are you- what are you-
Lock him!
You know, I think we might be the first ones here.
We're fast as fuck.
Is anyone inside?
Is anyone inside the building?
I'm coming in.
I know I'm not Italian Italian farmer Italian farmer I sell it to me to do tomato for the
price of what do they I don't be that I know I don't not be I tell you farmers
Do do to me for the price of one
Stay back stay back. Stay back. Stay back. Stay back.
Stay back. Stay back.
Stay back.
Hold on now sir. You sound like a fine gentleman.
Would that be an accurate assessment of the situation?
Hey hold on someone's coming out. Kill him kill him kill him!
I don't mean stupid!
No, I don't.
Wait, don't shoot me, don't shoot me!
No, no, I'm not, come on.
Another one just came in the front, be careful, be careful!
I went team-inch now, I went team-inch, you and me went team-inch!
We're team-inch, we're team-inch, we're team-inch, we're team-inch!
I used to be me too, but I don't know, the first one just moved around, I'm not certain.
Oh.
I'll sacrifice.
You're a good man, you're a good man.
Stay back, demons!
You went inside me.
Get him, get him, get him, get him!
Get him, get him!
Oh my god, they're doing this, you!
What if we're right, what if we're right?
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh!
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh!
All right, all right, we have to respect the pause
Did you just say you're cheating
That's fine, so it's this guy that's don't worry about it
accident on us. You don't want one if all three of us team up on the other guy
that hasn't talked yet. Fuck this guy. No, not you dumbass, you're on our team.
Okay fine fine, okay I'm coming. Okay we kill this guy. Oh my god!
Where's he at? He's on the other side of the hallway all the way at the end. We're
Middle staircase
We're gonna get set up kill come on. We're gonna loop around don't shoot us
We're going
I'm gonna do this guy. Do you want me to do it over there chief?
Fine gentlemen you find me the vacuum cleaner on
Does it sound I?
Couldn't take much this there's a lot of left over loot if anybody if anybody would like it
All right boys, can I say this now, can I say this now, can you please not quit talk
over again?
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course we are here for the long haul, don't
you worry big man.
Now I have a proposition.
Is this a good guy?
Oh it's a good guy, hello.
I have a proposition, I have the dorm's mark room key, I will open it.
Oh.
We will have a 1v1 v1 knife battle for the loot!
Oh...
Am I fighting this man?
Well, I think we just all kill each other at the same time!
But if you...
But if you go, then we can't have the marker.
No, no, I'm locking first!
Then we fight!
Ah...
It's not you, dude.
Do kick it out now, won't you?
We say...
I don't need it, Luke. I'm just messing around.
I don't need no loot, so you guys can do kick it out if you want.
Do you want it? Do you want it here?
I didn't do that.
Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll, on the balcony.
I'll do the balcony.
I'm unlocking the door.
I'm not taking a deep inside.
Let me just sit out of this pussy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Three!
You ready, boss?
Two!
One cup, get some!
I see you have boobs, I see you have boobs!
Nothing I haven't seen before.
Nothing I haven't seen before, how do you like this?
And that!
Oh, you have bigger wieners than me!
I mean as much as I mean as much!
That's my ugly shit.
I get him!
Hell yeah, hell.
I
Think I'm gonna I'm just gonna loot this I see it if you want to just you want to leave together
I can speed this room and then we can skedaddle yeah
Oh, but let me see.
I... God...
GB1, 0-1-1.
Hey, what can you get out there if you want to get out there?
What?
That sounds incredulous.
Oh.
That would want nothing more.
I... I happen to be getting robbed right now.
I seem to be getting robbed.
Things are not going good in here.
Things are not...
I'm gonna hit the other keys below and see if there's anything good.
Mmm, I might need a second pair of eyes am I missing anything?
Or did I just get robbed?
I'm the MR like a big mind right here. Oh, you deserve something to some some
No, I'm six to the big man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good thinking. Good thinking
You see what's in here. Oh, yeah, baby. All right, not too savvy not too savvy
fantastic welcome in mr. give it welcome in be the bugger this have made a new
great friend who I'm about to beat the dad there thank you thank you I'm just
I'm gonna get booted up and everything take your time should take your time
Sounds good, sounds good, sounds good.
Here we go.
Start lunch.
Leave.
Let's get out of here.
You're a good man, you know that.
You're a good man.
I would never let anything bad happen to you.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch. I never could stop loving you, bitch.
Okay, kill me and give my dog. Hey, I want to see it
Nice battle you have a battle for the ages at the extra
I'll be
Just born the other way on this he's been still watching how can you tell what's it when he said that he was watching?
You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfucker, who is it watching you sell it, he's selling
wine.
Follow me, gay, follow me.
Follow me, boy.
You come on over yonder, come on over yonder.
I love you. I love you. I love you.
You come on over yonder. Come on over yonder. We we must make great hits. There's a hooligan
on the on the train tracks. You saved our princess. Don't worry. Just go get the
You don't have to punish this going to get you the extract.
This is going to get me a little naughty.
This is going to get me a little naughty.
I need a punch.
I need to punish this for good.
Take him, take him, take him!
Real take him, real take him!
shh
I forgot to shoot
take him take him take him
real take him real take him
Oh
We
That'll happen boy. That'll happen. I do say I do wish that that the other guy died and
said to me but beggars can't beggars can't be choosers unless it's the version of
my phone they on excellent read all right not to show we got three you said
killed not to wait when did we get to use it goes I killed that guy
Wait.
Wait.
I killed him.
I killed the guy on the hill.
This is who we first entered dorms.
This is the knife fight.
And then remember this is the scab that I shot on the railroad right there.
And then me at 34 seconds later, I killed the guy.
There was two.
There was two.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, all viewers close, you're so close.
Mr. gimmick, I have extracted from the raid with nothing short of seven and a half million
rubles.
There was genuinely a parade at ZB 1011 saying peanut, you did it again.
That is your hundred and forty third raid survived in a row.
How do you do it?
He must be the LeBron James of backup.
the way Mo Bamba?
No, not Mo Bamba, LeBron James on Jigna.
I'll google them later.
LeBron James. LeBron James. LeBron James.
Like, is that like related to Jesse James?
No, I don't know who Jesse James is, but...
It's like a white guy gunslinger, legend.
What was that first description of the gentleman?
It's beautiful blue eyes quite
Maybe like French-German English ancestry to the bodies
No, maybe no, maybe yeah, I think different. Are you sure?
Yeah, pretty sure. Yeah, yeah
Well, like I said, oh, yeah, yeah, Google about Google. Yeah, it sounded LeBron. It sounded French. I don't know
I it could be it could it could be it
It could be it could be in that way or Italian or Italian, but let me go ahead and clean my bungalows up there
I spit all over them, but I didn't even charge for the dime
Next I'm gonna put on a nice little step on her
Now mr. gimmick I was telling my bungalow ages I was telling my bungalow ages I
I would like to do some zero to heroes night in honor of the great event that we participated in today
You get the zero to hero is your speaker my language. I I would do zero to heroes exclusively
Really if I love zero to hero because I you know you play Daisy
I was born in bread and the Isles of Daisy. Oh, it's just zero to hero by nature
That's when I came to Tarkov
I is your heroes just spoke to me. Oh, this is one risk nothing gain everything. Oh my goodness. Very easy. Oh
Same thing happened my uncle actually we came back from Vietnam the war's a spoke to
What if we set a challenge that what if we set a challenge?
If you are so confident in your zero-tier of capabilities
I am confident I listen if there's one thing in Tarkov I know how to do it's
loot how about this we go into a zero to hero three zero to heroes in a row scabs
of one point PMC's are ten points who have as the most points out of the three
rounds as to snow the women's at least points out of the three rounds has to
and the other winner,
pictures of the feet.
Two.
Two count them, two pictures of the feet.
Two pictures.
Two different angles.
The dogs.
Toes included.
Toes included.
Mr. Peanut, you got yourself a deal.
Oh, gaming money's worth.
Are you? I hope you...
Listen, I hope you scrub those puppies.
You're gonna be taking some photos.
Oh, I love some disgusting just for you.
Oh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
How did you know that it was double reverse psychology?
What was helping you say that?
Jokes of you, I was doing triple reverse psychology.
Oh, you cleaned them?
Psych, yet again, quadruple reverse psychology.
Christ.
Tricky and quintipple reverse psychology.
Oh, no.
Tricky yet again sex couple. Oh, thank God psychology. Thank God
Reverse psychology
Apple twice in one day a double September with my final trick an odd couple
Reverse psychology. Oh, I can't remember if that's if we're
I'm excited or just
I'm just the one being excited.
That's what we're, ah, yes.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Oh, by the way, are we bringing, are we bringing it?
Heels in our butt.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Okay, I've done many Zero to Heroes.
And it's just not fun to get, to have a scav,
graze you in the shoulder and be like,
okay, my round's done.
Go back to the loading screen.
I agree.
I think heels, heels in your butt are A-okay.
Okay, well, honestly, you want,
let me get some propatols as well.
just to keep the journey gets a little
good bugs
I think the natives are a little bit crispy
0.5 to hero
0.5
to hero
perfect perfect
exactly
alright give me two minutes
I haven't even booted my streamer
wait melee kills to a BMC
unprompted
on 10 points
no no no wait no sorry wait wait wait let me think about this
BMC kills on 10 points
melee kills unprompted
on 20 points melee kills with a challenge of five points.
How about that?
Did that make sense?
I don't know if that makes sense.
No, that makes sense.
So if you challenge and do a duel, five points,
regular kill, 10 points, unprompted, 20 points.
Unprompted knife kill, 20 points, that's right.
And when we say knife, you mean melee, of course.
Yes, ma'am, you're saying that.
I will be using a literal sword from the medieval ages
just slashed through their throat and but one attack.
Very easy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right, give me exactly, precisely,
exactly, roughly, estimate two minutes.
Two minutes.
Okay, I'll just see you quick invite.
Oh, let me open the game.
But what was your name again?
Oh, it's silly gimmicks.
Silly gimmicks, silly gimmicks.
I haven't even opened the game yet,
but it is currently opening as we speak.
There we go, that's right, that's right.
I'm just joking, you might take him two minutes.
So I load in or not?
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do, maybe do one without me, do one without me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm talking about so I load in with you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes.
Okay.
I literally just need to boot up my stream.
I haven't even started it yet.
Take your time, take your time.
This lady, I'm building an outdoor sex dungeon,
open air SD in the late
into a sex such as they get so steamy
and moist it's sweaty least
to lactates are forming from the ceiling.
Let me tell you, I would know
that we're supposed to straw the duct tape.
I mean, the duct tape, the harnesses,
the build-ups, the ceiling fan,
the latex, the Batman outfit, the butt plugs,
the, I mean, it's, that's an outside area activity.
That's an outside area activity, 100%.
He just hoes it down at the end.
Grab the hose, hose it down, easy peasy,
let the sun disinfect.
I mean, my God, I don't know how people
haven't thought of this ridiculous.
Exactly.
Oh, you are made of much cold service to give me much cold
service.
Yes.
Do you see the invite I have sent upon you?
I see and have received.
What map should we do our sure to hero?
Honestly, I say we do something a little crazy for the first one.
We think, we think about that.
I like it.
Ooh, I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get your steam set up.
Don't mind me, don't mind me.
You get your steam set up.
All right, I will be back in dos minutos.
Of course, of course, of course.
My buddy birthday, my buddy birthday Jody.
Can you say happy birthday and give him a good buggy later?
Yes.
My buddy birthday Sonny, can you say happy birthday,
give him a good buggy later?
Yes.
You want to congratulate him on the birthday and then
call him fat or something?
Is that what you?
Is that what you're asking?
You wanna call your friend fat?
Happy birthday you fat little piggy.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday fat little piggy.
I know you watch that, Dave, I don't really,
I'm new to this.
I brought you hopefully that tickled your fancy.
Hopefully that tickled the senses.
My pulse, my pulse.
hmm I just watched the clip of peanut reaction to his own font keep up the
great work boss you much blood and sweat and tears I've put into this stream
and for you to come in and tell me one of my best moments is me fucking farting
I swear to God! I swear to God! I swear to God!
Alright, next Super Jet, next Super Jet, hold on, next Super Jet, can you please wish
my nephew Liam everybody? Guys, this is not, this is not, fuck I forgot the website's name.
So I'm saying David get care. That's not cameo. This is not cameo
Open his whimsicola full of magical activities good
You've all heard one guy would jump what about one guy wouldn't be there. I don't know what you're smoking chief
I don't know just smoking. I just woke up probably an hour ago. I had meat and noodles immediately
I don't even know what planet I'm on boys. I'm telling you that 9 a.m. Wake up time is fucked my entire day
It is fucked every sense of reality that I had I'm I could be asleep right now
I'd have no idea this could all be a dream. No one here could be real
According to Twitter. No, what he is real. I I don't even know what's going on right now
You see we're not to bed to the bed steaming when I woke up
Well, we're doing the same thing tomorrow. We're doing the same thing tomorrow kill me, please
We're doing the same thing tomorrow kill me right now
Now let's ride
I don't know what to do with it.
out and what no I'm so loaded oh my god one point on the board on the board
lay up lay up one point on the board lay up I can't believe this I can't believe
this she's got right at me right at me right now
she's got any way I'm here
of course this guy had literally the most diarrhea weapon in the entire game
I'm not even looking at the TT pistol
oh my god very soon late I'm late you had a head start you bastard
there's all part of my plan what I did was I snuck in your house one boy made
Your PC shit garbage
It's not
I gotta check which hard drive it's installed on to be honest and the master
You switch to count right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I just remind you. Yes. Okay, good. Oh
Yeah, we're so far this year. He was going pretty good going pretty good
I've already got a gun armor. I mean I've been in this for three seconds
Can I ask everybody say real quick just because we have a second here?
I used to be able to do anything on this computer or on any computer for that matter honestly
But nowadays and I think I gimmick you see this our SSDs are like I think about it not making them like they did before
Because now when I like download a big game, I kind of like not use my computer for a second. I mean
Yeah, I think anyone's feeling that I
Think there's just I feel like companies aren't optimizing their games like they used to it
Especially dark up if you think it's the game, huh? I
Kind of think it's the game to be honest. It might be the game. You might be the game
I'd say it's I mean it downloads fast and the SSD was just fine. It's just I I feel like I maybe I'm remembering wrong like remember
I think I used to be able to do stuff while I was okay. I'm pretty sure I'm just on t-11 tape
Oh
Ah across the road. I'm pretty sure
I'm fairly sure I just saw a sheet of left
From well the right side of from the right side of the street to the left side
Oh my god, and did you do it? Did anyone else to see that did anyone?
Oh, it's the x-ray did anyone else to see that man levitating from the right side?
To the to the left side, okay?
I actually brought my coffee the only guy had was the negotiations, and I won't use it
What do you mean?
Do you hear me?
Where are you?
I'm in the negotiation.
Okay, that is one literally million percent of Cedar.
That is one trillion percent a hacker.
I have no doubt in my mind I would place every dollar that I have on that being in Cedar.
Residually in scene of levitating right in front of me. Enjoy
See by being friendly and then kill him. I'm over by the school the school sir
sir
I am on
Sir, I'm on
I'm not friendly in the be the show
Sir, I'm on on hello
We're competing. Oh
That would be that's a person. Oh
I think I am see for me PC for wait. You're not running in the negotiation, right? I don't know what it goes. She's me
Wait, it's uh, it's the room with the negotiation key. Well, that might be that make me worry about how many are yelling in game
That's not me shooting you
Are you you're dead this week off? Yes
Yes, that wasn't him handing me a five-course breakfast gimmick that wasn't him
Handshaking me after a great deal. All right, that was 30 rounds of five five six in my stomach. Ah
I don't worry though that there's it. There's a hacker in that game. There's a hacker boys
Give me that clip immediately. Give me that clip someone give me that clip. I'm gonna prove this
I was a cheater. We're not this we're not this guy. This guy. You have a guy. Okay, cool
Oh, did he kill you as well? Did you use well? He killed me as well? I don't know how I literally bald-headed
Look at this look at this look at this clip I am yes, Jimmy blow up blow up my street for just a moment
Tell me this is not a cheater. Tell me this is not a hacker
1000% take a pee with this
Look at this man right here this I need the second one. I need the second one. The second
was much more clear. The second one was we had you already have captioning on this.
This yeah it's a hot new feature. Wait guys where's the second one? The second one. Where's
the second one at? Okay, okay, okay. You always I'm telling you that guys I'm telling you it might
not be as clear on your screen but I'm seeing it in full 1440p that is that
there's a genie that there's a genie of 1000% wait where am I looking right now
okay wait okay I'm not seeing him just yet hold on we see it I don't know what
people are being said wait guys is this the second one
no this is the first one again guys the second one the second one I need the
Second clip the second one the one we saw run back across the road
Okay, I was the negotiator and I won't use it
Okay, actually brought my coffee the only guy had was the negotiations and present a hacker
I didn't want I
Okay, look at that give it give it look at this give it look at this. Yeah. Yeah, you see that you see that
well
You could just have a very lower body and he could be it have you considered he's a dancer
He could be a professional fast walker. He could be a professional fast walker
I had to kill this because the guy that killed us was pretty much naked
He's just naked with a gun that guy looks naked look at this guy righty and look at this guy
Is he levitates levitates across the screen
Genuine levitation
Look at that look at that
That's a cheat and a half. That's a cheat and a half. That's a cheat and a half
I think that's you got a student guy was a guy who got you like like
wearing like no armor no helmet no
nothing yeah yeah that was the guy to
kill me I don't know if this is the guy
that killed me though is the cheater
though I don't know I don't know either
but yeah I don't know for sure I would
imagine it's not because I saw the guy
that killed me move normally like a
second ago
okay that's good that's good
hmm carry service per baby perchance
perchance
Streamer cope.
Give it to me, it was just a human cop.
I still believe you're lying, guys.
That was close, I thought they were seeing us.
I'm ridiculous, just because you see it doesn't mean it's true, you stupid streamer.
I'm sorry, I wish we got to buy to get up since I don't, I would not, I would not,
we got to buy to get.
I would like to formally apologize Oh God. Oh my God. Oh God. Is this like my PewDiePie
bridge moment or something guys? Oh my God. Okay. It wasn't a cheater. It wasn't a cheater
guys. All right. Big apology guys. Big apology. All right. Okay. All right. Let's ride. Okay.
We're going in. We're going in. Should we do the same map or should we switch maps?
I love that man, I love that man, I love that man, I love that man, I love that man.
That's a good, that's a very good map.
Ooh, that map, I mean I'm talking, ooh.
Oh, a top machine!
Now let me remind you of the score Mr. gimmick, it is one to zero.
No, no, no, it's one to one.
I'm changing the rules mid tournament. What at my will with no explanation
The staff kills only got the one point if they are killed with a melee I
Did kill it with the melee
One two one one two one two
Two
two. Two. Two. Two. Two matches left. One. Two one. Point. Two. Are you having a stroke?
One point. I'm just thinking. Uh oh. Have a group of things in society goes mad. A group
But things were just a second gotta be careful when you start thinking too hard. All right, you could you could spring a leak
Geez, I wouldn't want a leak
You gotta you gotta be careful at least put some paper towels down if you're gonna be doing some heavy think
Oh, of course, of course, of course
I do heavy thinking I like to strip new to naked and lay in my bathtub just in case anything happens
Yeah, I like the climb 5g towers who the government can think with me
Mm-hmm. Ah, share your thoughts.
Yeah, well, two minds is better than one.
Is that much?
That's true. That's, you know, what I never thought of it like that.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Then I steal Oprah Winfrey's paint buckets,
and I paint my roof blue.
I say, hold on.
Anything I do in my house is my thinking.
That's what I say.
That's what I say.
Ah, that's what I say.
That's what I reference.
I am unfamiliar with that reference.
Honestly might be butchery the reference. I'm not such
Oprah Winfrey's paint
Blue I could have swore like two years ago. I saw something that they were using over the lasers and
Oprah Winfrey's house was painted blue so it didn't get hit by the war for laser. I mean, I could be wrong
I could be wrong
Somebody like her probably has a lot of high-level government
Assassins after her at all times. Yes. Yes. That's why she learned the ancient martial arts
She knows Karate. You should see her move.
I bet it's immaculate. Oh my goodness. If I type in Oprah Winfrey Karate, will I see?
Uh-uh, type in Oprah Winfrey Tai Chi 7-Eleven Robbery.
Oh, there's no time until we go. Let's run!
Oh
Did you get a weapon
Aw, no I did not actually, I did not.
Well, let's see if people overheat it.
Oh, I called that!
I called that!
Just because we're competing doesn't mean we can't temporarily work together.
Honestly, I say we go to the bank and wait around the corner and kill a PMC.
oh my god oh my god oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
get him get him get him
god i'm schoolboy schoolboy
hey man
one boy i said get lied i said get lied one boy one point
wait i'm instituting a new rule a new rule again new rule out of thin air
What? New rule of the day, if one person- Oh my god.
I'm doing it for the love of the game.
I'm doing it for the love of the game.
I'm doing it!
For the love of the game!
What are you doing?
I am super healing!
We're going to live forever!
New rule, new rule, if one person dies, you have 5 minutes to extract, 5 minutes!
So at 33 I have to be out of here!
Is that good? Is that something to deal with?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Okay, okay, but take your time peanut.
I mean if you lose all your points, but...
It's okay if you lose all your points. You don't want to drop all that loot.
Take your time. Take your time.
Oh my God, so much time. I can feed my family for weeks with this.
Only a minute and a half left. Take your time. I died three and a half minutes ago.
Well, hold on. Wait a second, dude.
Wait, no, it's from when the rule got implemented.
I died four minutes and forty-five seconds ago.
Hold on. I think it was...
Oh my... Oh, God.
Fifteen seconds, but don't rush it, Mr. Peanut.
You wouldn't want to lose all that, Ludo.
No, no, no.
Oh, I think there's things you could do with that Ludo.
Don't worry about the point.
Oh, oh, the Ludo!
Oh, my god!
He has it!
He has it!
Oh, my god!
Oh, well.
Well, we'll call that a-
Well, we'll call that-
And then we'll call it-
Call it a time!
We'll call it a dron.
Well, we'll call it a dron.
Let's go, let's go!
Just a little bit.
We'll call it a dron.
Well, if you want to lose all that, Ludo.
We'll call that a dron.
Okay, we'll call that a dron.
We'll call it a dron.
We'll call it a draw
Let that guy out
New rule, new rule, new rule, new rule, new rule, new rule, go ahead, new rule
If when you die your body falls in kind of a stupid way, in the minus one point
Alright, deal, fine
So, one to one
Oh, well, oh no, that was the day camp
One, one to one
Final final round
Fine run perfect
Let me tell you give it you are going to regret the day you were born. I'm not Albany next time that you died
You know I had that scav right on me. He saw me coming and he said he assessed the threat
And he said this guy is far more dangerous. I got to take him out
I think what was going through his mind was look at this fucking moron
sprinting through the street with a knife from 40 meters when I have a fully
automatic 7.62 by 39 class Nikov AK-47.
Hina, I agree with you completely and since you're the only one with a knife here, I think we both know who you're talking about.
With an ice-pink! With an ice-pink!
I'm fighting around with points of 1-1.
Now it's time to get it on.
Now it's time to get it on.
Well, now shall we wait till after the...
Wait till after the...
So, Rob?
I'm slightly aroused, but sometimes I get a deep inside.
I understand.
We will wait till after this fight around.
We will wait till after this fight around.
Now it is time to get down to business.
Ah, yes. Let's get down to business.
Hot gentleman?
Gentlemen that would be a great hype up song later on
Not gentlemen
We didn't fell with his ass up. I'm getting with you fellow with your ass up. Is that true?
Was anyone see how it's getting better on the ground?
That felt like that guy from platoon like will him to float from platoon on the knees outstretched bullet bullet bullet still
Haven't fallen down a
Battle cry into the void
I'm getting word that is quote face down ass up
I'm getting where you were you were ready for reception
That can't be proven. I
Someone could throw dollars on your sweaty naked body and no one would bat an eye because of the position you were in it would seem customary
Well, this is all allegedly a legend of course a legend a legend a legend a legend of legend
What do you boys say? I had only three minus one point for his ridiculous
death pose
ridiculous
Yes, I think it is one to zero.
I think it is one to, I think I had to review the footage.
You know what?
We'll keep it one to one, but if it comes out to a one point
difference, we'll review the footage.
Oh, yeah.
We'll review the footage.
We'll review the footage.
Well, okay.
We'll review the footage.
Fair enough, fair enough.
Fair enough, but I-
Get the fuck out of my way!
We got that on spot, give it to me, we got it on spot!
Get the fuck out of my way!
Give me give me, we got the backfire, we got the backfire! Go go go go go go!
Go go go!
Go go go!
What if we get like 30 talk points on a zero to here around I
Missed my I miss my character from the event
Oh my god, they're already here. They're already here. We're about to get
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Look at this, guys.
Look at this, guys, look at this.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Don't talk like that, guys.
Move your fat body.
Move your fat body, there are people coming.
One moment, please.
Move your fat body, get rid of these people.
Come and get us.
Almost done here.
Just a few more piles of cash.
Don't take your time
Look at that. Yeah, okay, I'm unlucky the door
Real for a couple of car coins
Oh, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Give a guy a nine, Tarcoins, sweet.
Nine?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Nine.
Listen, you give me three of those Tarcoins.
You give me through those tarcoins and I and I'll agree to waylay this round and and escape and I will
Get you out
Counter offer or mere third a mere third of those tarcoins
Oh, that's not you. Oh my god. Are you okay? Are you okay?
Wait, hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute, what happened, what
happened?
Well, I did kill a scav with a melee.
Ah, good work for me.
I got a kill with a scav with a melee as well.
That is a point for me.
That's what I did.
I have won the Shoot a Hero Challenge.
I have won the Shoot a Hero Challenge.
What that means we're tied.
Oh, wait, yes, it does.
We had to review the footage.
Guys, we have to review the footage.
Does anyone have the footage of when he died last?
That's right.
Did I die in a stupid way?
Remember, gentlemen, if he dies in a stupid way,
that is minus one point.
One point.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Get him, get him, get him.
No, let's let's take a little beep a little beep
Okay, I can't pass it
That's a, look at that beautiful fall, a beautiful fall.
Oh, that is not, that's not, that's not,
that's not, that's not, please down.
Boys, he's sideways.
He is sideways.
That is not, that is a beautiful, a regal fall over time.
I die, I die.
Over time, over time, over time, two to two.
to do it comes down to this does it mr. gimmick if you believe you are going
to win this yard for a world of herd you are in for a world of herd over time
your dear old challenge yeah even switching the map maybe possibly I
I haven't decided maybe for definitely and maybe her baby
Virginia's house. What if we go? Let me hold up. Let me pick
one. What if we go right here? What do you think about? What
do you think about this? Oh yes. Yeah. I like it. Mm hmm.
Incredible. It's gonna be a little harder. It can be a
little harder. I stay hard. Now listen, are we allowed to use
keys for this tournament? I would say for the tournament. No,
But if we keep doing zero to heroes after the tournament, I say keys are acceptable because we're trying to get rich
Of course, of course, of course
Of course, of course, of course
Sudden death, we're gonna have to kill wins
Same point system, same point system. They're going reserve
No
Reserve is diarrhea aids. Oh my god. And I hate it
I actually hate reserve too and
and honestly everybody always makes me feel like I'm an idiot for saying that everybody tells me
reserve is the best yeah they told me they told me before it's you they don't like to serve at all
I don't like it at all why you have two extracts if that's why you either go through the ball and
get extract camp or you go down to the bunker and there's five big brolic men sitting by an
couch waiting for you to sit down. It's it's egregious. It's egregious. It's not right. It's unethical.
Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, my God. I think it's a while. This just worked. Oh,
good to hear somebody else who hasn't gone insane. Oh, and the great alarm, the one where you hit a
button on one side of the map. And the alarm goes, Harry, what I'm going to this certain location
Hey, everyone is going on the circle of these
on the map.
You can't even move tactically.
You just have to sprint balls to the wall
in one predictable track, or you won't make it.
One predictable line to the same exact
extract point that's been there for five years
that anyone could stop you at any moment
from one way to the other with an alarm blaring
saying, I'm coming, I'm coming.
That map is horrible. That map is garbage.
Oh, let's all run!
I will save you, yeah?
Where do you go?
You will not be me, you will not be me.
I will go right to the dormitory.
What about boss knife kills?
Give it to me, give it to me.
I see boss knife kills are 3 points, boss guard kills are 2 points, deal?
Oh, um, Natalie? Boss?
Wait, killing a boss with your melee?
Wait, no, you're right. A boss knife kill is 10 points.
Guard melee kills.
Five points five
Yeah, yeah, okay
Okay, okay impossible against Rosala. Oh, I mean
Like that's me on 100 points if you kill a boss with your melee
Just automatic win games over
Fine a hundred points
100 points that!
100 points for killing Mr. Rosala with your knife!
Why the hundred? You want it to be reasonable?
Let's be at 20 points! 20 points!
20 points.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
I will have you know gimmick. I've probably killed every boss in this game with my ease.
That's crazy.
You got a drink the milk you got a buy a cow
that's I don't I don't know if that's a prerequisite for you gotta drink you want to drink the
milk you gotta buy a cow you can get
up for the book sorry
look sorry drink the milk you gotta buy
a cow or find someone with a cow
is it you want to run I'm on second story
yeah okay I'm I'm I'm my first four my
first four interesting tactic wait
Is your guns in here? I don't know how to loot this place. I don't really do this place.
There's a lot of green boxes in here. A lot of greenies. Like a pistol or something.
We're on the scabs ad!
Do you like ever since they added the new area to Customs?
Dorms isn't as hot as it once was, scab-wise.
Wait, do you?
New area? What's it? The factory?
The factory well new not not new like you the area they had like three years ago with the extension the customs extension
That's not I see a dead person
I'd hear grenades going off as well. We give it to me. I got somebody's outside
No, the way we came in for wait. I'm on second floor
Think that I think they came in the way we came in like I just
I'm dead, each of us meet, each of us meet, each of us, I'm dead, each of us, oh my god,
each of us, if they come around this corner, I'm dead, each of us, oh my god, ah, ah,
how's it going?
Not, not the greatest, not the greatest, not the greatest, no, not the, here's some
shots, that, that was me raiding victorious over the men of dorms, ah, oh you're right,
I've reigned victorious I've ready to use yet again yet again. I've read victorious I
Pull up. Let me pull up. Let me see how you bone with these. Let me see how you bone
Let me take a quick beam
Pull up. Let me see how you bon with these. Hmm. Let me see how you bone
Let me take a quick beep
Go
Adam Cook Boys
Adam Cook
Adam Cook Boys
I think they saw me surely not like a shadow on a windy day I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad
get back you're doing great.
You're doing great.
Okay, well, I wasn't ready for the entire house.
the guy peeked but you know I missed the end part there did you um you end up
seeing me I you know I almost had him oh that's that's incredible that's great
to hear that is so great to hear gimmick that is so great to hear oh well it is
still a tie unless you kill a scavenger with a melee did you kill a scavenger with
melee no no I don't know tied on up run it again run it again you must break the
time there's no choice we have to do it I'm changing the map I'm changing the
map we are going right right you know what we're gonna spice it up no no no
that's stupid that's a stupid idea wait hold on is this stupid no this is stupid
Wait, okay, what about, okay, right here, right here,
we need to bat dance.
Ah, yeah, I think that'll work, I think that'll work.
What, how do you,
you
you
you
you
you
I
Say again, it's probably a good thing
What people are running
Customs
Yeah, yeah, no, yes, well, honestly, I can't one shot them with my knife, that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
Also definitely someone to story.
How would you possibly know that hacker?
Okay.
user obviously I give it excuse me he goes to get the ESP DLC I know my DMC car
has been acted up all week until the French oh yeah I love to do it
give me sweetest rush to story and just be the same quick it's a stupid idea
is that a stupid idea it's just gonna check that box it's in spawn but can you
fight guns and fighting cabbage yeah yeah yeah big ones oh wait I got a
Vash
Someone's here, someone's here
I can fit
There's someone here
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me get
Oh, one more, one more, one more
Who's she?
She was Michael Jackson
Oh, well, 2,000 rubles, hell
Hee hee
Hee hee
Oh, that was a bad one.
He's helping us put it in this place.
He's helping us put it in.
We have to get it.
We have to get it.
We have to get it put quick.
And he died in a stupid way too.
Unfortunately, it's...
Doesn't get many points, but it should.
Should we push over to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
You go first.
You've got the gun.
You go first.
Fair enough, fair enough.
You can just do a quick scan.
I ask you, I EQ.
Oh
Yes, I do drop you over
Hello
There's a boss in here
Are you in the bathroom, but you taking a poopy
you hide what we were dealing with the
box but I must warn you should take a
second I only have I only have my
melee weapon
can I I'll send you pictures of the NS
feet if you let me knife you in the head
hold on wait wait I have a better offer
can I borrow your armor to kill the
the bonds. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my god. All right. Okay. Then I'm going to borrow
gimmicks and then I'll kill the bonds. Oh my god. They're so handsome. They're so handsome.
They're so handsome. No firing. No firing into the boxes. Dad. I decree. I decree. Let me
work. I got this. I got this. Now, if I die, you know, you're dying solidarily, right?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going.
All right, Sarance, it's one moment.
We'll take care of this pesky problem.
ShIV.
SHIV.
SHIV.
SHIV.
Did you get one?
You went in that click?
Oh.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are they mad?
Oh shit.
Oh
The house just happened
We got somebody shot us from outside in the window. I didn't even die from the window. I died from some other guy
There's like 30 guards out there
Oh, I got to wait.
Sawgis of a doze key.
I did get one point.
Congratulations.
Excellent, babe.
That's been excellent, babe.
All right, gimmick.
I concede.
I concede you have won the zero-tier challenge.
But only because I have allowed you to.
Only because I haven't allowed you to win on
That's a smart thing to do
I say we do instead of zero the hero. I say we do point five
Yes, the hero. I think the zero the heroes are a little too excruciating
Pistols, right? It's pistols
Yes, okay. That's actually what I usually do. Okay. I should go melee. Okay. All right, okay
Would do what would be so you'd be would be so you'd be
Wait hold on did you die in a stupid way?
No, I died awesome. You should have seen me. Oh my god. I survived. I turned around I looked him right in the eyes
And I started to say
Materialized wait, what about what about what about I have a better plan to be really motion
Yeah, community, community motion, like a motion put forward by the community, no, a community
That's and we created a giant pile of a hundred motions
Uh-huh a giant pile of a hundred motions, and we line up by it
What you need to do is put
27.62 by 54 ammo in your pockets and nothing else
That's right. Oh wait. Are you serious?
No, yes, we're not in the way you thought just put 20
7.62 by 54 rounds in your pocket and get the game
Alright
Not 5-1 no 5-4 5-1 5-1
He's yourself peanut meth before he got clean. Yeah, you sit with stepped on
You should have stepped on no one who was so easy to get clean. I was basically smoking fucking plastic
There's some bullets
Come on
Mr. P. I'm gonna have a baby girl in like two minutes
right right now I right now first thing you're doing is hopping on and super
chatting hold on wait a second is that then it keeps me the game well is that
love of the game wait a second hold on is that love of the game wait there hold
I'm gonna say as well as the 20
What do you see give it what do you see was I supposed to also bring a motion no no oh good
No, okay, that's why we call it community motion
Community motion. It's a fun game. I like to play to prove that you are truly a soldier
Okay, let me explain let me let me explain to you
The rules are quite simple, Mr. gimmick. Quite simple. You shoot one shot with the
Mosin not to but one and then you drop it
And whoever has more BMC kills
Wins the day
This is actually a great idea
Maybe a little better
Sturman Councils of BMZ kill us well.
Follow me quickly, Missy. There's no time to waste.
If one person is going to be excelling at this game, it is you, Missy.
Let me tell you, let me tell you. You have the skill set and the dollhouse.
Oh, you should see me. Oh, God, you should see me.
Nude, naked hair blowing on the wind, frozen in my hands.
Fabrizio.
Emoquantus dedals carved in the wood of the mozen.
That's very good.
Very good.
Very good.
Keep your peepers open, Mr. gimmick.
The PMC could appear at any moment.
I feel like we're back in the hug of games.
Back in the hug of games.
It's going to get a little dicey.
It's going to get a little dicey.
It's going to get a little dicey.
It's going to get a little dicey.
We have to still set up a car.
I love dice.
My goodness.
Follow me, boy. Follow me, gay.
I always got a pair in my pocket just in case.
Bang, bang, boom. Bus out the dice.
on the table everybody's impressed yeah I keep a deck of cards in my pocket so
magic tricks I say is this your card that's so cool see is this your card
very cool usually isn't the card but one out of 52 times it is the women love
stuff like that oh they love it show to a party and like a like a suit deals to
just a little some magic tricks oh my god yeah you whip out the two of diamonds
on them they go bang who are you this is my bachelor party I'm getting married
tomorrow I've never seen you for in my life we didn't hire a magician I'm
calling the cops I'm just in hold on and that's when you bang smoke and you
disappear that's when you start smoking in their house it's when you throw an
actual military grade smoke grenade on the ground right in front of a bang
flashbang bang disappear like that man the distant sound the sound of
Pons! Pons! I'm out of ammo!
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent rain!
He did respect the ponds.
I cannot believe that.
I actually cannot believe that he did not respect the ponds.
You see that? He did not respect the ponds for even a moment.
He even considered respecting the ponds!
What a son of a bitch.
I-I hit him...
I hit him one time.
And one time...
I would say oh, no, no, no, no, no, I actually just knocked on somebody. I don't even know who this is up. Oh my god
I just knocked. I don't know what that means. I just accidentally knocked on a group of Filipino streamers
Oh, good heavens. How do I cancel a knock? I don't know what a knock means. I've run to the thousand. I just offered to do it
They got it. What the hell?
Maybe they'll want to be in.
If you could be part of the Filipino family.
Oh, God, how do I cancel a knock?
Why do they make it pop up?
I was trying to pause your stream and tap back in
and a knock on a group of.
That'll happen. It's like for Filipino.
God to be careful, God to be careful, God to be careful.
Give me a gun, I'm not gonna lie to you, usually when we do these fun little games in
dog-off, we succeed every now and then, and well, that's what's not happening.
That's not really, that's not really happening at all.
Oh, somebody have to get it all, actually.
Here's, I'm gonna boost our chances.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna boost our chances
by applying more ergonomics to the Mosin,
more ergonomics to the Mosin.
Okay, all right.
I've increased the ergonomics from four
To 15 ergonomics
I know that doesn't sound like a big change. I know that doesn't sound like a big change
No, this is gonna be the difference. This is gonna be the difference. This is gonna be the difference
This makes the difference right here. Grab your PSM or we're going in
Give it, we have to step up here
You're gonna have to step it up even if you're giving me one successful one successful radio
Just one just one
There's a lot of quiet. This is the one. This is the one. I mean we're making it harder than ourselves, you know after the day we're
It's too easy for us. We just went in big bang boom. It would be simple
Too simple for us too simple far too easy. Do I mean gonna switch the map? We're gonna go we're gonna go somewhere
I'm going to go, I'm going to go to this.
Wait, hold on.
Is this a good idea?
Wait, hold on.
Tell me, is this a good idea?
Is this a good idea?
You know, let's do it.
I don't know if it's a good idea or not.
Okay, okay.
We'll give it a shot.
We'll give it a quick peepsie.
A little peepsie.
A little peepsie.
A little peepsie.
A little peepsie.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Bonesen or Bonesen.
If you haven't thought about not dying.
he said give it up I'm not being a little bit to put on that for a second
okay we are trying our best to get we're trying our best sometimes some guys
take a little longer get warmed up than others that's all that's happening right
now that's all that's happening that's all that's happening right now guys that's
That's all that's happening.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Wait, hold up.
I'm getting a chat.
I'm getting a chat.
Gimmick is L.T.
Make.
Oh.
Like, um, legendary?
I was thinking lovely.
Oh.
I'll take either of those.
Hey, tell that guy thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, you know, to fair back there, I was unarmed.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
In fact, I've been on arm, let's rewind!
You have the motion first this time
Oh, holy shit. Mr. P, you're hilarious, my man.
You would give me a kind of a fantastic view of someone you could call the funny police
and you felt it. Would you give a shout to Kevin if I made me support you?
E and Aladito Aladita D. For me, I don't know when practice is looking at him.
You lost me. You've already lost me, but I'm going to keep reading.
You've lost me, but I'm going to...
I appreciate you, bro. Keep it up, my man.
A lot of people have been cheating with you. You know it's not up.
I have an idea. I'm getting one for you for maybe
Right up there. I don't really know how to do sounds
Thank you, but what season well, you don't do that big man. That's very kind of you. Holy shit. That's a massive super cat
Thank you, Mr. Captain Wonderland.
Hopefully the cabin shout-out was sufficient. I don't really do how to do shout-outs, but...
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
It's nice to get to the pier first, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, let him come to us.
There's one spawned at...
I'll get there before I see him.
I'm out of straw. Thank you, Mr. Captain Wonderland.
Thank you, Mr. Wonderland.
I'm out of stamina in the middle of the street.
That is so fantastic.
Absolutely.
It builds character.
Greatest times.
It builds character for running out of stamina.
If we could kill Mr. Sadie Bussey, we could get some...
Wait, I forgot this is not Geordie Heard.
It's Mr. Sadie Bussey.
What about these?
Could be making the booze.
That'd be making the booze.
Well, surely if we get a little loot, you don't have to use it.
I think they have a guy for picking up a little extra loot.
I think he... he can't be...
Oh, somebody's behind us.
Oh! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
I haven't shot yet. I haven't shot yet.
Stake!
Get out of here!
Are you trying to do an icebreaker?
No!
No!
We don't know what you're talking about, man!
Wait, who is that?
Damn it, Stankrat! What are you doing here?
Stankrat?
Oh my God, get in here, Stankrat!
Oh my- no way!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Don't shoot!
It's giving computer! Come on in! Come on in!
Uh, hello?
Hey, how you doing, boss? How you doing?
I'm just coming over to rat the transit and stuff.
We're doing community motion.
I
Community motion he takes one shot then I take one shot with the most we say the motion oh
You guys
Share the stick
Okay
Yeah, I say you look very handsome and Davis just a crap you look very handsome
Thank you. Thank you. I put this GP seven on your walk. Oh, oh
No funny business no funny business
No funny business. No funny business. No funny business.
So you guys not trying to transit in the icebreaker, is that right?
Hmm, I guess we could go to icebreaker. I've got...
Wait, are you going to icebreaker?
Well, what I was doing was I was letting people come through
and then they would like start transit and then I would hide in the transit area
like on the other side of the thing and then I would transit with them without them knowing.
Oh my god, that is genius.
I thought of it all by myself holy shit. That's amazing. Oh my goodness
Beautiful mind. Wait hold on wait me gimmick. What if you keep watch and you let us know you say
From this top part. I'm gonna go with him through the ice pick and then kill him with the knife
No, not no, no, who ever we tried with oh
Right, right, right. Yeah. Okay. I was so when you see a guy coming you know, you go
I will say I'm a little light on funds I eat about a hundred thousand dollars a hundred thousand dollars concerned. Oh
Right here
oh I see you I see you I see you
might be some money in there perhaps a dollar or two perhaps a dollar or two
I've got three hundred and eighteen thousand dollars oh wait wait are you
able to transit you have enough money in you that's why I'm trying to get money
oh shit I don't think we can draw money you can drop up to a hundred thousand I
I only did 82,000.
82,000.
I'm gonna say, do you need money to give it?
Yeah.
Do you want to give it?
Go ahead and...
Do you have any $2,000?
Do you want me to get it on him?
Do you have any money?
Do you want me to have any money?
I took my wallet off because we were doing zero to heroes
and then we were doing community mozen.
I'm destitute.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
I don't have any money.
I'm destitute.
I don't have any money.
Let me I'm alert this other safe
I got a little bit more money. I've got three hundred and thirty nine thousand
money
I need I got money. I got money. Oh, thank you
Oh
Thank you good to thank you good shit
It's now
I do you have the most important job
I need you to give us the
And
I could call
Are you guys gonna kill him at the exit at the transit or if you're going to do right away on a boat?
We have a boat and then I when I get there, I'm gonna go
Waiting for you when you return
Perfect, perfect. We will it'll be a journey of three days time
Depending on the winds and the waves
Come on stick around. We have we have much to do
This is the master plan this is the master plan
I love you, Stakerad.
I love you too.
Do you think they'll see us?
No, no, no, no.
She depends, she depends. No longer doing community motion.
We're going on this boat, and then we're going to beat the shit out of her!
I'm talking to Mr. Gimmick in the discord.
He's, he will let us know when there's someone on the way.
Oh, I just realized, St. Grant, I won't be able to transit.
Oh my god.
Oh god, he's on!
There's no various deeds as usual.
I won't give you the train because gimmick is a train.
Oh, no gimmick.
Oh, God.
Where can we go back?
I'll send him a reverse signal.
And I'll tell him to kill himself.
Okay.
All right. I'm going to give him the information now.
gimmick, there's one more part of the plan that I have to tell you about.
So I can't trade it with without you when I say, oh, you're so immediately
Like yeah
It's a quick
Ready and willing okay good is there any I don't know how wait how
How would I do that?
You just press a skip, you press discount, and then you press confirm, and it instinctively...
Oh, oh, you mean he... okay.
It's just... it's just...
Right, yes, perfect.
All part of the plan, except for the process.
All part of the plan, yes.
You trust you... do you have... do you... do you trust me gimmick?
Ah...
Moderately?
Good. But...
You keep playing, Mr. gimmick.
You'll remember you used the in the house of bug hunter for this
I don't have enough money I could never get out of there. I've actually so many euros of me. I have
9,200 feet
We how many can I drop let me see oh
1,000 I can give you 1,000. Oh my goodness
Do you see anyone
I'm yet, but I have a watchful eye.
I'm s-State Grant does this all the time. Let me ask him what he does while he-
Hey, State Grant! St-State Grant!
Yeah?
What do we do? What do we do while we-
Oh, Lee.
Oh, uh...
Uh...
I just looked at the TTS.
Oh, okay.
Do you think- Do you think the region tells spooky ghost stories?
Well, these kind of toys are more like about jorking things.
Oh, yeah, mine too. Mine too. Yeah, it's yeah. Somebody will use the Spongebob TTS AI voice
and tell me what to fuck me in. And then the next AI comes out and...
Yeah, all that.
Yeah, and then yeah.
Yeah.
Little big dick. My ass.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'll happen. That'll happen.
You getting the tech?
I'm getting the tech. I'm getting the tech.
You're already on what I say.
I think the tech is telling spooky ghost stories.
What if we just tell one spooky ghost stories?
Mr. Staker.
Who's running around out there? Do you hear that?
Yes, if it's gimmick.
Is that you running around?
Oh, that's gimmick. I can see it right through there.
Oh, gimmick, did you see anybody?
Ha!
No, we would never tell a ghost story ever, no!
Don't worry, we know you love ghost stories, we would...
We would never tell one without you.
No, yeah, we're just talking about coming in the ass.
One time.
Not right now, I'm telling you a spooky ghost story!
What?
What did you say?
What?
What?
What?
What are you saying, man?
I said what?
What?
Okay, good coming
Me
That's great to hear keep keep a watchful eye
I
Okay, yeah, what once we would not get into those stories while you got don't worry
No specters those spirits of ghost stories don't need to worry no no stories would be told
Good sounds good
And time there was a spooky ghost
Woo, woo, woo...
Woo...
You were so spooky...
What?!
Well, he's just vibrating my car.
That's just...
Stake Ratt's bit-activated butt plug!
Wait, I don't have one at all?
Did you want more sleep?
You want more sleep but not telling any ghost stories? No need to worry.
They didn't even sweep the last time.
And once was his spooky ghost.
Wooo!
Wooo!
Spooky!
He was so spooky, he was so spooky, he was so spooky, and everything.
What?
No, we're not telling gold stories. I already told you we're just waiting here for the signal.
I'll go straight. I'll go straight.
You want to come over here and lay down with us?
You can come over here.
Let me go straight about, let me go straight about.
Let me go straight about, give me a second.
gimmick, gimmick.
Let me tell you, Stake Rat is cool and all, but his ghost stories are subpar.
Subpar ghost stories.
I don't want to lie to you any longer.
He was trying to tell me a ghost story and I was not impressed with his ghost story at all.
Was it spooky or scary?
Did your team do your...
What? Who said that?
Sir, we're having a private conversation.
Sir, Ghost here?
Oh, my bad. I didn't mean to eat that.
We're having a private conversation?
Did you just give us just a moment?
Just one moment?
Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah.
One moment.
I'll go over this way.
I was saying, his Ghost stories are subpar.
And I don't think I can have someone on the team
that tells bad Ghost stories.
It tells bad ghost stories.
It was even lightly titillating?
I wasn't scared at all. I wasn't scared at all.
Oh my God, see, that's why. Listen, I tell you not to tell ghost stories. It's for your own good.
I'm sorry, at least you give me sorry.
I never live up to the ghost stories we tell each other.
I know. I know.
What if we just go kill them?
No one will have to ever hear what if it's horrible ghost stories again?
Ooh, is that them?
Okay, watch out, they just, I think we're talking, you know?
Just pretend like we're still hiding in conversation.
Okay, and yes.
Are you guys fighting?
And that's when the tax...
Oh, don't worry!
Just sorting some things out, just...
Yeah, you guys are fine.
We're almost done.
Just almost done!
Just pretend like we're still having conversation.
Now listen here, Peter.
That's when I said, put those balls back in your pocket.
Ah, and I said, wait a minute, I can't fit that many balls
in my pockets, what I said, that's what I said, we.
Yeah, you're not fighting, are you?
Surprise attack!
Oh, shit!
Me say that, I told you, I told you, I told you,
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you,
I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you,
I told you, I told you, I told you,
I thought you shot me, oh my god.
Sorry, cigarette, sorry, I thought you shot me, sorry.
Sink red, Sink red, where are you?
I didn't need a hint, I thought you shot me, my man.
I didn't shoot you.
I thought you didn't shot me, my man.
No, no, I got shot in the head.
No, that was me hitting you in the head.
You hit me only cuz I thought you shot me
Everybody
Give me, give me serious situations.
Serious, serious.
They don't know we're here.
Go for a stink.
You don't know we're here.
You go kill a stink and then when he goes and kills a stink we'll pop out of him.
We'll pop out of him.
We'll kill him.
We'll beat the shit out of him.
Like Bengal Tigers.
Who's that noise?
I think he's turned by the dock.
I think he's done by the docks.
Shhh.
Little peak?
Little peak?
You see anything?
I'm gonna run outside.
See what?
Are you still alive?
Do you see him?
Oh, he's in the building.
Oh, okay, you stay right there.
Me and Gimmick are gonna go...
We're gonna go ahead and pit down.
What?
We don't need weapons.
We got one nose in.
We're sharing it
We're a little light on fun right now
But that's that's okay
We'll add the mistake used to we don't want anything bad happening to you
Oh, yeah, you know anything bad happening you say you should use your precious to me
Probably don't need it, but if you'd like to come to sis
You know, the hundred thousand rubles, uh, he's not trans, and you need that?
Ooh, I've, uh, see, I already kind of put the hundred thousand rubles in my butt.
Oh.
And, like, you know what I mean?
It's like, I haven't done my weekly coffee in a while, so if I pull that out of there,
it's just, you know what I mean?
It's just not, it's not worth it.
I'll wait for you.
Yeah, I'll get back to you.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we keep it on the right side.
I just realized if we die, I need $100,000.
I know.
I should be going there and we show him who the boss is.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
There's just one guy I'm pretty sure.
He was pretty bad at shooting, so I think we can kill him.
I think we got this.
We got this.
You think I can pull out your armor?
It's got the magnet and all that I don't know if I can part with it, you know, I gave it a hundred thousand rubles, you know
It's true. That's true. Oh, that's true
Very true. Very true. I don't have any idea. He can't kill us all. He can't kill us all
She fucks you she fucks you
Hey
Are you watching with it?
I
Use the plan they haven't taken a single shot. We are used to playing gimmick gimmick goes first
Give it to me. I'm right behind you
So no mercy boys
You have no idea what's coming!
This is me at the front!
Where is he? Where is he?
He's not up here boys, he's not up here, did you see him?
He's behind us, I hear him!
Where? Where?
I don't know, I heard footsteps behind us!
You're fighting him, fighting him, fighting him!
I'll search this room, I'll search this room, he's out of this room!
I hear him!
Does anyone see him?
Stegrad!
I don't know where he went.
Where's Stegrad? Where's Stegrad?
I don't know.
Do you think he's transited?
I swear I heard footsteps back here though.
Where's Stegrad?
Stegrad, do you see him? Do you see him?
I can't find him.
Yeah, you think he transited oh
That dastardly dog. Oh
He slipped away
No, that was us remember when we were back here
Is he back here is he back
Oh
He slipped right through our clutches. Oh my goodness. Oh my god, how could we let that happen guys? Oh
My goodness I personally play gimmick
What? I gave the cacao.
Gimmick was supposed to give the cacao.
No! You, you still there? No, I think he even...
I think he transited. I think he's gone.
You'll get money to get in.
The ice raker, right? You need $400,000.
Move over to the ice raker. Steak run!
Stake ran!
Wait, I read you. Let's take Stake Ran to the resort and then maybe kill him.
Stake ran! Stake ran!
Where'd Stake Ran go?
Stake ran!
Stake ran!
You hear a bush over there?
Oh, it's a stake round, a stake round.
We're going up to the resort.
Do you want to join us?
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Emergency rash spot.
Of course, of course, of course.
He was booping.
He was booping in the bushes.
I just think he's too shy to say it.
That'll happen it doesn't happen I come on game to to the resort
Sorry we fucked up your plan shake rad
No, no, no, it was fine, it was fine, it was working well.
I think that they, you know, they didn't come.
Got a little distracted.
Got a little distracted, a little distracted.
No matter, there's still plenty of PFCs right for the pickin'.
What, a three-way...
I take a shot with the Mosin.
Boom, Stink takes a shot with his little guns and drops, drops, drops.
It goes on the circle.
That's a great idea.
Stink takes one shot with his gun, then he drops his helmet and his armor and his weapon.
Oh, okay, alright.
Alright, so I just drop everything after I take a shot.
It's on a single fire?
Yeah, one shot and then you just drop everything.
Oh, okay.
Boom, I take a shot.
I
Yeah, then boom
What do you do for music is
My trident right picture it makes this don't type away speak great haste
Follow me
Follow me boys
Mr.. Give it I cannot believe
We got that
I can't believe he transited right before our eyes think about it now that I
can't touch the ponderate but where are you sure that was a you
I don't have a I don't have an MP7 or what we're making that kind of noise
are you sure that we check it we shoot at one time I've been shot yet
I've been told that I got a hit in the head with a knife
I told you that I could I hit you in the head right right okay okay yeah they're
trying to try to tell me things it has something I'm not listening to them
yeah yeah did it feel like something like this yeah okay good okay all right
guys I hear shots towards the new expansion I say we spread that once
Oh, wait, wait, there's such a...
The resort is what?
Resort on New Expansion.
You pick, you pick.
Resort, resort, resort.
It's right here, boys, it's right here.
It's right here, boys.
Move, move, move.
Was there any way to make the voices louder in this game?
When you guys saw my audio pen,
was it all maxed out from people's voices?
I think it should be like twice as loud.
Oh.
the guy had a delightful day yesterday with uh, it's mehman.
Yes, Mr. Deuce, when you get wealthy, probably no TKs, everything probably went smooth.
I tried to use as many rubles for him as possible.
We tried to get him some rubles as well and we got him down to seven mothers.
Yeah, excellent.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
I'm scavenger scavenger don't worry stand back I'll handle him stand back stand back
Now you now now you get the motion
I think
Oh I heard the motion my turn
But hold on my turn my turn with the motion my turn with the motion
It's going to eat some just go eat some some face
They eat some fees
What's it?
It's a piece of what they can just go to this
Okay, okay. That's a good one. I'm gonna get one. Come on everybody quickly. There's a timer some the answers this man
Won't be here forever
It don't tell, don't tell me what, don't tell me what.
Scab's gun, but of course I won't use it.
Of course not, of course. It's community motion day.
Yeah, yeah.
Do whatever they say.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I wouldn't use it.
Do you remember where those shots came from?
No idea, but I think we may have lost...
Oh!
A scab right ahead, in the middle.
Oh, it's a player scab.
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
I've got him!
I've got him!
I've got him!
I've got him!
I've got him!
I've got him!
I've got him!
I've got him!
Suspiciously kind of just disappeared
Oh, are you winning are you winning?
You get him.
You get him.
You get him.
Did you get him?
Did you get him?
A stake, a roby-in-stake, a roby-in-stake.
That's a perfect shot.
Roby-in-roby-in.
That's the error.
There's some hootings on the other side of the door.
There you go.
Charge!
Where are you?
We're right here at stake, you judge.
Charge!
Oh, my God!
Someone help me!
Oh, my God!
Someone help me!
Oh, my God!
Someone help me!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
God, someone help me!
Give me, give me, take the gun, take the gun!
Where are you? I don't see you.
What are you doing with the money?
What were you shooting at?
I did!
Wait, was that a...
You didn't see me?
I'm not quite certain.
I know what I am certain of is that it's your turn with the...
with the community motion.
I'm stuck healing.
I don't understand where we're going, where we're going?
I'm trying to stop the healing.
That doesn't make any sense.
How is this going to help at all?
I'm trying to stop it.
How are the activities that we're doing right now
and the actions that we're taking going to help
solve the issue at hand and what you are talking about?
BFG.
Okay.
Oh, it worked, it worked.
Oh, good work, good work, take this, take this quickly, take this quickly.
Okay, okay, alright.
Take this quickly, take this.
There's a bad man, there's a bad man on each side.
Okay, alright, okay.
You can trust me, you can trust me.
You can trust me, Mr. Sacred.
I would never do anything to you.
You're telling me that you're gonna knife me.
You're making a DMing me right now saying that you're gonna knife me in the back of the head.
I said no such thing.
I literally didn't even say anything like that.
See I know that sounds like something I would say but just one time I actually didn't say it
Sweet
Okay, I trust you your food. No, I oh, I got sugar. I got sugar. I got sugar
Can be sweet peak be sweet peak take the sugar
Yeah
Hey, what do you think of it? What do you think?
The angels fly with you. I'm gonna grab another drink. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time.
Okay, okay.
I'm just scared.
I'm gonna go.
Here we go.
Good boy, good boy.
Good boy.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Turn down. I got 10 of them.
Okay.
Do you need some ammo? Take some ammo. Take some.
wait you're doing a challenge with gimmick right here let me go like this
oh no no I shoot them shoot the other scams you get points
I said
That was
Yeah but that was your turn, that was your turn
Oh there's no bullets
There's no bullets, there's no bullets
There's no bullets
I don't know if this method is efficient
With ammo
I
We're gonna run
You don't need to kill scabs I don't I do what I can't scabs
Okay, all right, okay, okay
We let him know what happened!
Someone's coming in the back! I think I heard someone in the back!
Someone's coming in the back!
Right here! Right here!
Got him!
Good, good, good!
Take this! Take this quickly!
Take this quickly!
Take this quickly!
Oh!
Snake, you're supposed to hit the enemies with the bullets!
I did, I wanted them for you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Got him!
There he goes.
He's a real person.
Are you a real person?
Stand back, stay ahead of it!
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
I got some more food if you need some.
I think it is time for us to make our leave.
We are running out of valuable precious moments.
But before we go, Mr. Stakey, I challenge you to a battle of the fisticuffs, a knife
fight of ethnic proportions. A knife fight for the ages?
Oh, I accept your challenge.
Then prison fine. Whippin' out. Whippin' out live on stream.
Uh, is that Twitch friendly?
Yes, yes. Don't worry, I talk to Dan Clancy.
The lady's on his twitch feed do it all the time. Oh
My goodness is magnificent. Oh my god. I
Called the red rocket. I know no happens. No happens. Don't face us
Okay
Are you sure you want to do this time?
No
Too bad
Ray
No, no, okay, you get some water
Did you find anyone I need to some water up here?
No, no water I repeat no
Oh good. Okay good. Okay good. All right. Okay. All right.
What are the rules? What are the rules? It's just a knife fight? A good old one? A mono
E-mono. No, no, no cock shots. No, no calling, no calling bad names. No being racist. That
rules, I just have to say that since I started doing knife fights with gimmick, I gotta go
I'm gonna play here.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Three! Two! One!
Come get job!
Where's he going?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Where you going back over there?
Mr. Stanky Poodoo.
Mr. Stanky!
Come on out, Mr. Stanky! Come on out!
Come on out, Mr. Stanky!
What the fuck, I'm still in here?
Yes, I'm judge!
I'm shy of the country, I've been a knife-bottom and steak-wrapped!
Oh, it starts.
Mr. Sticky! Mr. Sticky!
Oh, shit!
Mr. Sticky!
Hey, honey!
Mr. Sticky!
Mr. Sticky!
Mr. Sticky!
Come here, Mr. Sticky!
Oh, shit!
Jesus Christ!
What the hell was that, Stake-Ran?
Ooh, I see I'm smooth. Nothing I haven't seen before, of course.
How do you like that?
He's a master, he's a master.
I see you are a master.
You've been practicing.
Oh shit, oh shit!
What's that bait bowl on the corner of me?
Shit!
You still got it
I still got it still got it
Jesus Christ 11,000 hours this guy has 11,000 hours in the game
I think that's cheating. That's what says
That's what says
Look at those stats. Look at the stats. Look at the stats for a second. None of it makes any sense reporting
I'm reporting him reporting a suspicious profile. I'm reporting his offensive nickname. I'm reporting him from gamebog abuse
Obviously, obviously he was the grenade
In a night fight. I'm reporting him for suspecting cheat. Cheat use as well
Yep, and I'm slandering his name and I'm gonna start I'm gonna start a rumor about him
And I'm gonna start a rumor of I'm gonna start I'm gonna start spreading misinformation about him. What are we thinking?
I'm thinking something something
Something's next with his dad. It's sex with his dad. Oh my god, and
And
So did I
Hold on a minute
This information spread it spread it
you joining us? No, no, no, no, I was in here. I just wanted to say hello and I love you both and have a great day. Have a great time, Mr.
Hodge. Are you about to go watch some The Violin? No, it's The Violin time. I can tell in his voice. Yeah, I can tell as well. I can tell as well.
That regret, there's just that little tint of regret there. His wife is in the living room wearing jeans and a belt saying, Hodge, you better get in here and watch The Violin with me.
I don't like how well you know me now P and to be honest I think I think me you
might have to take a break from each other because I think you're living
inside of my head and free I don't like it
on a room with them yes I am I am going to watch Love Island reluctantly I will
ask reluctantly I will have to leave of course Jesus Christ where I don't Jesus
Christ. Do you not believe me?
That's your son.
No, I have no kids.
I have two dogs.
That's when you have a son.
You want. Oh, my God.
Do you want your son knowing his dad wants Love Island?
God, I sure hope he doesn't find out.
I'm going to tell him.
I'm going to tell him unless you play with us this one night,
I'm telling your future made-up son that you watch Love Island.
No, no, no, Slur Saturday tomorrow, gimmick, see you in here.
I love you both. Have a great night.
Goodbye, Mr. Hudson.
Enjoy your Love Island, Mr. Hudson.
Stay strong. Stay strong.
We're rooting for you. We're rooting for you.
Buy one of those little wireless earbuds.
You can put one in there.
your buds you could put one in there
listen to the YouTube
is made up made up non-existence
that is going to be so disappointed
oh my god
oh my goodness
gimmick I'm not going to lie to you
I think our schemes for the past two
hours and seventeen minutes haven't
been going that great
I think
well no
not technically
not technically
I think we switched it up
I think we turned it up a notch
I think we turned it up a notch
here's what we do
Sorry, I muted for a second because I'm putting something on the auction house
What about hold up, let me cook let me cook let me cook let me cook let me cook let me cook
what if
what if
We spend the next hour and a half
Stream sniping steak rad and then we go play mega chameleon
Absolutely scintillating
I love it. Oh my goodness. That's not amazing. Oh my god. Are we gearing up or are we?
I will say we never even did a single zero zero pistol round.
We all gave zero zero pistol runs. Jesus Christ. I'm so demoralized.
We've done nothing but lose for two hours and 18 minutes.
That was the first round I played that I even had a gun.
It didn't make a big difference it didn't make that big of a difference if I ain't
making it to you.
My boy did boy did we burn the wicket both ends we we burned baby.
What pistol what pistol are we using?
We'll remember.
What pistol what pistol?
I'm a APS APS APS APS APS is is it the best one?
That's that's I mean it's cheap and it's up.
Why are you serious are you so serious?
I'm not using the stinker. I'm not using the stinker. I will be using I will be using a 50 caliber
Yes
Doesn't like the APS the 9 by 18 what to take a flesh poppers
I mean you hit somebody in the flesh with the night by 18 SPA SP 7 you I mean they pop like a balloon
It's like a jacquotay parade.
That sounds immaculate, but I have to say, the 50 caliber round out of the Deagle, it'll
turn someone into Salami right quick.
Yeah, of course, of course.
It'll turn them into Salami right quick.
The big bugs, you pay the big bugs.
Yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I just have to prepare.
What's the best Desert Eagle ammo game you remember?
Ah the best desert eagle I have no idea to be honest. Oh, it's the FMJ. I've got it. I've got it
Yeah, from J
And the referee
Yeah
Right
We're all right. Okay. All right now now we ride, you know what actually give it I think to increase our chances
I think we wear a little bit of armor
Just because we've been losing.
Does this matter?
I'm in, I'm in.
I mean, listen, our first journey around, we would have absolutely smoked those guys if we even had a Makarov.
Easily.
So give yourself a break, Mr. Peanut.
Give yourself a break.
I beg you.
This is the type of respect I deserve.
I say we go in there.
We're wearing a little armor.
A little bit of armor, a little bit of armor.
That's not cheating.
That's only like 0.75 zero to hero. You know what I mean? 0.75 to hero.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, absolutely.
Oh, Mr. Pricey, Mr. Hero, Mr. Boogman, what a good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Henry, what a good man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
Just a smidgen of armor. You're just a smidgen.
Just a smidgen. A goop of wisdom, smidgen of armor during a zero to hero in society goes mad!
Who? It makes no difference. It makes no difference.
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
Poop the group run precisely, precisely.
You don't have to be so grotesque about it,
but it's...
Essentially, essentially...
I think it might be time for another stinky drinky.
Another silly juice.
Mr. gimmick.
Oh, I've got a silly juice.
At all times.
As the gentleman does
Well at all times while I'm streaming that's literally at all time. I don't keep one by my bedside, but you know
Of course, of course, that would be ludicrous. That'd be insane. Oh
My goodness, I'm installing a automatic cleaning itself cleaning margarita frozen margarita mix it into the headboard of your bed
Would be completely insane and no one's ever do it ever not even one night
But if you did do it, you should probably put a little hose on there
Mm-hmm the face mask with the hose on there let a dribble dribble while you sleep
Imagine the dreams
The dreams you would have
That's the real that's real life
I had plenty of time to get a chili juice. I thought I didn't have enough time. I'm
I'm gonna go grab one, I'm gonna...
Fuck.
Dammit.
I'm back, gimmick.
I'm so sad.
I'm gonna get my salators.
I'm gonna get my salators.
Gimmick, gimmick, gimmick, gimmick.
I'm here.
Follow me, follow me.
I know exactly where to go.
I know exactly where to go.
I'm still reeling from your APS, uh, uh, slander.
It's a poop diarrhea weapon.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding.
The deagle is, is, is football fields ahead of yours.
Well, you better, you better get, you better get that one tap and hope they don't have any, anything.
Oh! Oh my! Oh my! Oh, no! I lost my arm! I lost my arm!
Oh my god, oh my god. I got him. I got one. I got one
I'm alive. I'm alive. I killed one. I think I killed a PMC
P.M.C.?
I think I killed a P.M.C. I'm not sure, though.
It could have been a scab.
He felt like a P.M.C.
But he had a blue helmet.
It could be either one.
Either or.
But it was possibly probably like a high-level scab, though,
if it was a scab.
I don't want to jump the gun,
but I believe I just witnessed a P.M.C.
getting atomized in front of me.
Is that you running?
No, no, no, no.
It's not me. It's not me. It's you.
Shoot, shoot. I'm putting my gun back on.
It's over the cross. It's you. He's coming.
He's coming.
Oh god, with the APS, with the APS!
Oh you did, I heard that!
That was no APS, but by the god you have a trigger finger of a weak gun!
Are you looting?
Get me a son of a bitch!
Someone out, someone out, someone out!
Fuck!
This guy missed a studio question!
get out of here no I don't want to go away
back on I'm putting my leg back on okay okay
have to loop oh shit oh my god oh my god
cover me oh my god gimmick oh my god
what's I in I told you what's on what's on
what's I ain't what's on what's on
oh that's right I'm still put my god damn it
Yeah, there's no time quickly
Quickly quickly
Give it give it give it give it quick. These people in the big I hear my hair quickly. Are you across the street already?
I'm gonna cross the library. Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm not getting distracted
I'm almost there, across the street now.
I'll be here immediately.
Get in shot at, I'm getting shot at.
Okay, I'll be with you.
Come in, come in through the restaurant.
Yep, yep, come on in.
It's not you!
It's not you!
It's not you!
It's not you!
It's not you!
It's not you!
It's not you!
All right, get back in there!
What!?
YOU'RE DEAD!
Where are you at?
Where'd you go?
You're dead.
You're dead, you're dead.
Oh man.
You're dead. Where'd you go? Are you kidding me?
That'll happen that'll happen no need to worry give it you know why because there's always
There's always next time, you know what the great philosopher Benjamin
Farquad said
Yes, when you should be when you succeed
Just try try again. Ah
Yeah, yes
Yes
I'm gonna grab a quick deal
You know the way you can tell if someone is is an enemy or not is if they're
Emptying their entire clip into your body did look he did look a little pale, you know
He looked like I went to can't do it last week. You should have seen that for a mile away
I know I mean the way you talk about margarita mix. I believe it my goodness. I'm telling you I I've
I'm telling you you you
I got very chad oh
Oh, yeah, I've got a couple jokes, but nothing that would put me on Twitter
I keep it
All right, let me see
Let me all get each one FMG some recess in jeans perhaps. No, wait. It's this way is it doesn't he goes with different?
different um
Wait, oh
There's different eagles summer 50
50 caliber and summer
Yes, there are two different eagles. There are two different eagles IRL and IG
what is IG said for in-game also Instagram that's two other options
we are grabbing I got my 50 I got my 50 got my 50 I'm grabbing some ammo one
I'm going to take a second if you rip, come on Dumble.
Are you sure you got a gamble?
Yeah, any ammo?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, wait, sorry, I'm in armor, I'm in armor.
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in armor, I'm in armor, I'm in armor, I'm in armor.
Okay, that was like, that was just tasteful, as long as it's tasteful.
Of course, it's tasteful, very tasteful, very tasteful.
We'll be fine.
This next one.
that was but a mere small pump
in the roots success was to give me
the next one is our kudi gris
kudi gris
the horror
that means snail brain right in french
in...actually italian
mental culture
well just buying ad phones and buying the ducky phones
oh mr font you and mr ron and mr raisin
you don't pay me to afford me step bro
and mr price
What's good man good? I'm mad at mr. Rest in peace. They
Good man good
Thank you, my voice be changed to my voice now
I'm gonna go get a shitty juice this time before it is too late before it's far too late
That's
Hold on wait for me hold on wait for me wait for me wait for me
wait for me she is dead but she is boys Mr. gimmick I've looked I've returned for my
long and fairly shorty to the kitchen oh how did it go tell me everything oh my
I acquired wife agro. She sent her dogs after me. Oh
I had to send them off. I had to fit them up. I
Casted mother-in-law called to get today. She wants to talk to you
me
Listen, I can talk. I'll be happy to talk to your mother-in-law. It's fine. But what do you want me to say?
I mean, I got a teamie up here. I could be your doctor
Just say anything that would in general please the lady say say no say the doctor say are you pregnant?
Or just you just probably come up
Oh
See
Your mother no, so that's just in general you if you want to get if you want to get it
What I'm not the the lock of a lady's
Yes, you have to you have to swim you have to
You have to swoon. You have to swoon.
Okay, alright.
No, it's just called Wifi, bro.
Wait, are you an idiot?
Wait, where are you at?
I'm in the, I'm in what's it called?
The Expo.
Yeah, I was there just a moment.
I'm under the answers with the BTR stops?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I
Should wife and mother-in-law ten guys don't be too far to that I'm just it's a it's a hot reference
We're not married. It's yet
I'll let you know. Let's know. I'll let you know
That's has no wife that's true. That's a hot doesn't have a wife
Have you been playing along with Mr. Hutch?
I'm telling you, do not break his immersion in his life.
If you tell him his wife is fake, he will go insane.
Is it like one of the situations where the doctor says it's actually better to just
go along with it?
Yes, yes.
Oh my!
I literally heard it.
Give me a gun.
Get it out of my way!
Where?
Where?
I'm at the middle of the courtyard.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I do not come do not I have to he's coming to me it's too late
you make a good I can't get out here I have to move I have to move oh my god I
mean shut up but I'm sure you think he's on me no no no he's out of me 100 I'm
I'm going in! I'm going in!
Put your hands up! This is a fucking bank robbery!
I don't see him. He ran. He ran. We've scared him.
He ran.
Oh.
This isn't working, gimmick.
I think we can change strategies. This isn't...
I don't think this is working. I don't think this is working. I don't think this is working, gentlemen.
Maybe we can switch up the plan.
I'll take it.
Ah, well.
Give me a minute to take the arm.
You die real quick like this.
I don't think this is working.
I don't think this is working.
I don't think this is working.
you die real quick like I could easily kill everybody but well because I have
way better armor wait what are you trying to say
you think there's a man in there be careful
you think there's a man in there be careful yes there he was found him I
Like I said, I just wanted to die, so...
Here he is.
...the one on the screen.
Ah, those were all...
Here he is.
Don't want to keep Mr. Peanut waiting.
Excellent, Rick, excellent, Rick, give it...
Give me...
I said, do a challenge, could I...
I've been doing challenges all night.
Yes.
Can I give you a do a challenge?
What if we survive?
What?
Rick!
Well, I'm on board, but you keep dying first, and I have to...
I did not put this on me, do not put this on me.
You are over there looting a homeless man
for a level three armor and a weapon that's at 22% durability
and then you just delay your death.
Ah, well, you could, I was increasing my pockets
in case, you know, the world unfolded before me.
You have to be prepared for the blessings.
You know, blessings come and go.
One more time, one more time, grab your pistol.
Grab your pistol, we're going in.
I ain't even bringing armor this time.
I'm bringing armor, I'm bringing armor.
I'm not dying this time, I'm not dying this time.
I'm barged to the wall.
Don't run immediately when we spawn!
That's how you have to do it,
that's how you're supposed to do it.
Now that's that!
We don't have to be the first ones there,
we just have to be the last ones there.
We want to be the first ones there,
that we can set up
i'm telling you give a god telling you we have to be the first
if you say so if you say so i'm listen i'll follow you into the dark into the black let it be
known if there were two of us back there if there are two of us back there could have been a little
Maybe if one of us wasn't fooling around, fooling around,
you were dead by the time I looted that scam.
Long dead.
gimmick, you're using it.
I can't play my ammo.
GTX 960 and two megabytes of RAM.
So I have to wait an hour and a half until you get to the rate.
It's Nikita's phone.
I have a great PC.
Get the game.
Get in the game right now.
I'll get all text you his email
Nikita banana at gmail.com Nikita banana
Nikita banana gmail.com you text all your concerns to him. I'd also love to know
Why it takes me so damn long this things on m.2 drive. I
You say I am positive I am positive. I did you buy it
two years ago. Two years. Two years ago in dot two. That sounds
right. That sounds right. I think that sounds right. I think
that's when the good ones came out. We're good. Okay.
Gimmick makes peanut look like LeBron James in Tarkov. You
see that Gimmick? Do not ever say no one call me the LeBron
James in Tarkov again. Do not ever say that. Oh, I'm sorry.
And listen, I need to still need to Google this LeBron James
guy but he does you like him like does he die on the basketball court right
before the other guy hits a layup does he die yeah does he have a heart heart
failure flops face first on the free throw line I like there's that what a
LeBron James does well then I kind of have to dribble over them and I'm just
about to make a layup but I trip over the dead body is that because if that's
That's how it happens.
Then maybe this metaphor might work.
LeBron James sacrifices his life for his team.
I think that's what you mean.
It's like, here's a better analogy, all right?
OK, go ahead, go ahead.
The team, the other team, they're dribbling.
They're backing up into the team, backing up into the team.
Then LeBron James sprints to the other side
before we even have the ball.
Sprints at full speed to the other side of the court.
They miss, we get the layup.
LeBron James is already in the paint on the other side,
running full speed and then slacks into the backboard,
into the back of the backboard.
Knocks himself out cause he went too quick.
Oh wait, oh, is that a, wait, are you allowed,
not allowed, now that you thinking,
now that I'm thinking, well, this is just, let's, oh, run!
I mean, I mean, I mean, we're together, look at this, oh my God.
Go, go, go, go, go.
All around me are familiar feelings.
I'm killing my intro
One, I'll be fried. One of this is
Bright and early fall and they little nurses happy birthday
Happy birthday
Barbara supede leader 1848 years old
I
Barberson just feet lady
There's there's everything she gets
Peace contentment
And a 50 caliber desert Eagle bullet right in the back of the skull. Yeah fuck Barbara
What Barbara West Side?
Okay, all right, okay
All right, all right
Okay?
Just ignore that.
Just ignore that, that is of no concern.
Oh my god.
That is of no concern.
Oh that broke my bow.
That is of no concern.
We'll shake the log right away.
Oh!
Sniper!
Sniper's down.
That is of no concern, just ignore that.
Oh my god.
Just ignore that, just ignore that.
This place used to be peaceful and safe.
What happened to this place?
I remember.
I remember when you could leave your bike outside,
without a lock on it.
You could go unlocked.
What the hell happened in this place? I don't know. I don't know
Scouts move
All of me gay you have to get right to the big always a real person. Oh, it's one of the hoodlums
You're going first this time you're going first well, yeah, cuz we
Cuz you were three miles ahead of me
Hello
We take it what do we wait for the person to take it to be killed
I
Don't want to brag but I
That was my bullet boys I that was mine
I
Was we've been doing this and failing for so long we forgot what we're doing. I think we think we're here to rob banks
We're here to do a zero hero
Oh clear good great
I'm 18 talk away. I'm not even joking. Oh
My god, I'm gonna split it with you
My god, I gotta pack a magnet
Hide somewhere
Wait, did you drop them? No
Oh my god
Beautiful though it was
It was good though. You got me. You got me. You got me good
You got me good. You got me good
Let me show you.
One more little...
...magazine, teeny weeny, magazine.
Teeny weeny, magazine.
Little bit of this, little bit of that.
What are those sounds?
What are those sounds?
Say what?
What are these?
Oh, uh, X-Rex?
What are these sounds?
Those sounds?
Probably nothing. Probably just the creaking of the building.
Just settling it.
it before they say I see we wait for that and then come play yes yes what is
that starboard you're fifty ninety all right
I
Should be weak, but I think you'd have to pee on me. Oh, sorry
Dehydrated
No, I really nothing nothing
My AC is on turning it off now
Why see that? No
It's a real guy it's a real guy over by the playground
I don't know what you're being seen in a stop when it's 100% real person
There's no way there's place. Oh my god. He's massive. Oh my god. He's massive. He sees us. Oh my god
Yeah, we do give a good idea stand up and let him shoot you in the rock
Okay, I'm standing now standing now three two one go. He's looking right at me. He's looking right at me
We go where you go? I
Don't know you should be cheap it's on down. I zoned out. Oh
Come on, right? Oh, wait, where's the exact
I'm dead as well, oh no need to look for other people, oh I'm dead.
Ah dude, I was shooting between the fence perfectly, perfectly lined up and I was hitting,
was counting as me hitting the fence. That'll happen. I'm gonna email Nikita
banana right now. I think it's time to put on that guy was machine six by the
way. I think it's time to put on real kids. I think it's time to put on real kids.
The three hours. If we had succeeded, I would have been in trouble because my
stash has been full this whole night. Oh my gosh.
Uh, facts or you need Genji, uh, we, we, we do need a third person and then we can step
on into the thick of a ticket shot and then we can, we can kill the person.
You know what? I have a better idea. I have a better idea. Let's
I'm all yours. I'm all yours.
Ready? Ready?
Just cooking. Just cooking.
Hold on.
And available.
Just cooking. Just cooking.
Hold on. Wait a second.
What?
Hold on. Wait a second.
Wait a minute. Hold on.
Wait a second.
What?
Oh.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Right.
Wait. Hold on.
Wait a second.
Holding.
Holding.
I have a fantastic idea.
Oh my God.
No.
Oh my god, no.
Okay, what if we put on a mustache?
The only red armor in the game.
And then camp the playground.
Because the playground has a direct access point
into the bank.
That's true, coincidentally.
What is this?
What about that?
Hold on, what do you say, huh?
Yeah, I can't see any flaws or weird references
that that may be referring to.
sounds like perfect. Is that
a great idea? So, that armor.
Assess.
Are we? Wait, are we? No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
from many moons ago many moons ago ancient technology one that you haven't seen in many
thousands of years what you did is a toss that is the base of the ridiculator oh okay
And what you want to do, let me know when you're on the editing speed
Okay, by a toss was that the Yeager?
Jager proper yeager. Okay. Oh, there it is. There she is. Now you put the
the thing
the 106 DT then the 106 mount
Then the Hydra along with the AM SH
What? What? What did you just call me?
Wait, what?
Taz?
What?
106.
Taz 106.
And then you put the sight thing on it.
Oh yeah, okay.
These are technologies old as time itself.
And what scope are you putting on?
That would be the Hydra with the AMSH
and the G1 and then the A and slash P EQ.
Hydra, okay, uh-huh. Oh my god. I've got the dangerous slug game, but I'm gonna see that front
Okay, I got the hydra okay
AMSA which is the best type available boys. What's the best 20 games H2 hmm? Oh what what?
You begin you stupid use stupid patient I see the T1 they do in the room or that's all I see available to me
I will bring you a Wendigulator. I will bring you one. You need to worry. You need to worry.
I'll use five Rod Mags for the Tars. Just bring a couple of those in. I will bring it in the weaponry.
Do you know what the best 20 gauge ammo is? Do you know?
Um, not really a weapon I use very often.
I'm going to guess, maybe, there's no idea.
Fat ass buck shots, magnum fuck shot, Devastior, Pellevi.
That's the one, the Pellevi.
What is this one?
It's the most expensive one. They're all trash, but
You know, you know what? We see it out at 14 durability or penetration me 17 penetration
Yeah, the Preview on six use slug, but you're gonna use bucks on
Everything bucks on would be better, right I
Mean this is gonna be a flash gun, right? We should just go full flash. They're full flash
fully flesh. Wait, okay. So, I we do the the 5.6 millimeter. I think that's the best one.
Perfect. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and buy reasonable 240. Of course. Of course.
Similar amount. Good. Not exact. It's not exact. All right. Would you have the five round
match I do it is that it is time it is time to ride it's time to ride here we go let's do it okay
right also if you're wondering why the Russian flag is in the scene gentlemen it's not because
this is just a picture taken from talk off which is a Russian game inside of kiba it's because
it's secretly I work for the Kremlin I'm a spy and I'm here to be a sleeper agent if someone says
my activation code. Gee, my genitals are way itchier than they were yesterday. I don't remember that
lady's name. I will awaken and look immediately for the nuclear launch codes in which the United
States harbors. That's what I figured. Any simple then gonna put that together.
I'm gonna put that together true true so true so true now grab a quick level four on this
already there already done I will show you the power of the wind it has been in dust
and waiting for many years. See my genitals are way insier than they were yesterday. I
wonder who that lady's what that lady's name was last night. I don't remember.
Putin is great. Putin is great. Oh no.
What what what what?
Nothing
but
Alexa turn off. Oh, so good. Is it listening listening?
Poutine it's a deli delicious. It's like pudding. Oh my goodness
Tasty little snack. Where's where's protein originally from because in my country it means it it it it means
it gross little sloppy wet stuff China I believe China while cut like half of
everything originated in China I don't think that's what I said where did put
Putine, originate from...
All this time he's got a left-right!
Ohhhh!
This is beautiful. Listen, Mr. gimmick.
This weapon would decide your fate and deem you worthy of survival or not.
But in order to be worthy of survival, you must collect souls!
Let's collect souls!
It will be easy. It will be easy. God, what a beautiful, a beautiful regal ergonomic weapon this is.
The ergonomics are actually kind of... weirdly...
Oh, so corrected, huh?
Another shot.
Another shot!
Oh, more, there are more.
They're amongst us.
They're amongst us.
Collect more shots.
Collect more shots, please, they're winging later.
Oh my god.
Oh my oh my so we just died
We can save you
And if you go in there first and see if you die.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, it's me.
What's up?
Oh my God, is that Peter?
I'm Peter, I'm your biggest fan, I'm your biggest fan.
Show me your wieners, show me your wieners, I'm your biggest fan.
I'll be happy to, it's something I do for all my fans if they ask.
You see that? You just gotta ask.
Just gotta ask.
A lot of people don't have the courage to ask.
Ah, yes. It's tasteful.
Mm-hmm.
It's barbed like this. That's natural.
This guy seems kind of good.
I'm hearing a lot of death.
There's still a guy in the bathroom, by the way.
Still a guy in the bathroom.
You see?
A thousand years of famine, no crops will grow on his land, there will be no rain for
a thousand years.
I wish for a thousand years of famine and drought upon that man and his farm.
Amen.
Amen.
Praise me.
Praise me.
Praise me.
Ah.
Praise me.
Praise me.
Praise me.
Praise me.
Praise me.
Praise me.
Praise me.
The
There
I think listen get it I think I think after three long
Paid flowers. I think it's time to bring a real kid in
He's trying to be a real cake. I'm it. I'm ready. Okay. I'm ready to rumble
All right, all right, and then and then we just go play back a Camille in a bitch perfect
This I've been getting my ass found it
What do you expect six months into the wife?
What was that called?
What?
What?
Taz is with a little tower.
Towers.
You are speaking ill of the Windingulator.
I'll have you know.
There's the Windingulator.
Ill, not ill.
Ill's the wrong word.
Ill's the wrong word.
Speaking.
Let me let me grab a little bit of evidence.
Just a minute.
All right, now we ride.
Now we ride.
Before we ride, though, let me text a few gentlemen.
I'm going to text Mr. Kloge.
Hey, do you want to play mech?
For me, at 10.45, BMCT.
In about 25 minutes.
I'm texting him, I'm texting John, I'm texting Jiggy, I'm texting Mr. Hunch, I'm taking and
Let me see, you got this?
You got this.
I'm texting, we'll take Summit, there we go, I'm going to see the response to that one,
don't let the lobby be too large.
Let the lobby be too large.
That's a bit of food.
Beautiful.
Now we ride. Now we ride. Now we ride.
I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready. Think I think we're going right here. We're going right here.
Ish. Was it my sacred? Oh, it's just sticky. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Mr. Sticky.
Listen, if they don't respond, let me know. I can throw. John just said yes. We have a third member.
coconut never coconut I hate coconut
God that breaks my little heart my little button drop heart mm-hmm yeah
guess what he said to me the other day what did he say to you he said nothing
really literally yesterday I said do you want to play video games he said no I'm
playing rust in a tournament I can't play any games for six more days
ridiculous. So I would never play with him again for these six more days to show him
that he cannot treat me like that. That's right. Excellent. He's gonna learn. He's
gonna learn. I have to see where was being in that. He's gonna learn. He's gonna learn
like an idiot. He's like an idiot. Did you said she is down? Secrets is I don't know
what that is yes it's on steam five dollar make you holla
I'm gonna make you holla I'm gonna make you holla I'm gonna make you holla
Chevy Versala I was gonna say something different did you didn't you I was
even listening in the first place. I cannot tell a lie. I'm Johnny Apple bottom. Likely
story. I take some state grant. Yes, it's on steam $5 to make your honor. And then he
goes, yes, I just looked up like two messages. He looked like in the chat from the discord.
And I remember I have a text in state grant in a long, long time. And for some reason,
The last correspondence I had with Stake Rat was me sending an AI picture of the back
of Shrek squatting over with his fine butthole exposed and his ballsack hanging below.
Ah, yes.
Beautiful.
Yes, beautiful.
Actually, that sounds right.
That sounds right.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Good sounds perfect.
That is the ancient pic.
It is the same one you guys are thinking of.
I cannot show it on stream.
I cannot show.
It's not AI.
Alright, we then start the AI. Oh, this is a time to discuss LEMPT O-RIDE!
Let's do it. These two, these two, these two.
I stake rats and he's not now we have John Genji steak rat and then there's me and then there was
There's one other person
I'm right fucking hated them. I'm right. Hey, he was ugly
Fat ugly stinky stupid
Jonathan
Wait, oh John is also in I forgot. I was oh you're right
It was one more person one more person shorting I hit the sticky fat
Huggy sticky and fat I see my see if I see me in the middle thing
There was three
I was ready for two. Well, I saw that there was two and you took the guy in the back and I thought, the other guy, he's going to be in the bushes. He won't be able to see us. It's going to be perfect. It's all well.
And then I saw there was, in fact, three.
And that's when I knew that, despite how skillful we are, despite how, I mean, just God-like
of this game we are, that the unexpected third, it was, it was just not, you know, a calculation.
It wasn't in the cards.
It wasn't.
It we calculated
I fucking blasted that second guy. Oh, I'm not some too. How is he not dead?
We hold up. I give you a first-time chat here from striker one nine eight seven one hundred percent gimmicks mom
You think he means by that it's a riddle. I
Would like you know it. Can you tell him? Can you pull up? I can you get I'd like a detail explanation?
Hold on. We're saying I like a detail fucking explanation
What universe? In what part of the multiverse? Is that my fault? Good question. Good question.
Striker1987, what is your rebuttal? What is your rebuttal? Striker1987, what is your rebuttal?
Nobody saw the third guy. What is your rebuttal? I'm waiting basically. What is your rebuttal?
I'm looking, I'm looking, I do not see the chat.
Crickets, crickets.
I'm crickets, it's crickets.
I'm not seeing a single chat from Striker1987, not a single one.
Nobody's fault, nobody could have predicted there was a third man.
I'm still looking, I'm giving him 10 more seconds,
10 more seconds to answer the rebuttal until I look away.
I'm not seeing anything from Striker1987, not a single thing.
God damn right. You're going to scare them. You scared him. I'm looking away now. I'm looking away.
God damn right. He said it. What did he say?
I'd like to hear it. I'd like to hear the explanation. Let me pull up his username.
Let me pull up his username so I can see all of his chats.
Yeah, yeah, I like to hear the logic
Okay, all right here we go. Uh-huh. All right listening. I got the pen and paper writing this down
It's always gimmicks fall ah and may I add something?
Those are the only two things he has ever said in this entire channel
That's one of that's yeah, okay got it. All right. I'll write that down. I'll reflect on that later
I'll pray about it. I'll pray about it
Crew drawing on a napkin of me fucking that guy whatever I'm gonna just imagine what he looks like and me in the corner taking a video
What's his name?
Striker one nine eight seven SGR one nine eight nine K. E. R. one nine eight seven
1987 okay, so these uh, he's what 38 or 39 years old
Okay, we're gonna fuck him got it. I'm gonna we're gonna do a detailed drawing of me fucking him on an Afghan
But but I'm also gonna reflect on it. All right. I'll give him a chance. I will be you
Any asking price for that?
Perfect. All right. Yes. I'll send it your way for free. I'll even give it back after a week
Perfect perfect. It'll be a little crunchy. Oh
that's fine. When you put it
back, just put it back. Of
course, of course. You'll be
back. Beautiful. Alright, is
it like a chameleon time? No,
we have one more right in
bed. Oh, okay. One more. I
got 1045 and it's
three. Oh, beautiful. Okay.
Yes. Oh, yeah. I'm going to
We all do a little oh
So many options
This lovely team the amount of options you have
I have launched all of my good ammo in every weapon
Yeah, every weapon is vacant of good ammo. I have none left. Oh
Yeah
That can't happen you had to be careful. Let me give him because he can't
It's been known to happen
Sometimes only sometimes though only sometimes it can't yeah only sometimes but it can happen
That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true
Very true
Hold on one moment. I'm grabbing a couple take your time my inventory some mess
I'm looking for mags because I can't actually buy mags
It's mythic
Ortonite
Battle Pass
Can't use that kind of cool. I just see
Mm-hmm. They call me Michael Jackson with the singing stuff
right
Let us machine. All right. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready on to battle on to battle
On to battle the battle to battle to war
What's going on over there?
What? How'd you sip it?
I'm gonna sip it with water.
Yeah, you really, you really, you really got your lips around that thing, huh?
I'm just enjoying myself, just enjoying myself.
Hmm. Hmm.
Speaking of sipping, I'm gonna grab another sip and I'll get a little stinky drink right
before this goes. One moment, one moment.
A point, taking time, taking time, taking time.
Well, it's just you and me, Dr. Dermot.
you me those Elden Lords won't beat themselves guys I want to do Elden
Ring but I've got Cloaksy who drops his phone into the Atlantic Ocean after
every text I got Hodge who's on constant dialysis appointment seven times a day
and I've got Summit who doesn't know what a fucking telephone is because he was
born in the Stone Ages I can't get a hold of any of these people I would love
Don't finish the game!
I would love... Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
Nothing's set to run!
Mr. Give me where are you right? Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, who's that? Who's that? Oh?
I would you think that horrible boy? Oh, it's my boy. It's my boy. I didn't actually realize
Wait a minute
What oh, but I thought it's a good gun. I
Never actually really got to use it. I but when it first came out I saw a lot of YouTube shorts
They said it was real great, but it's honestly decent like in all guns ever terms
You see that job?
That was incredulous.
That was incredulous.
All I need is one shot.
All I need is one shot.
If you give me one kiss.
All I need.
If you give me one kiss.
One kiss.
One kiss.
I used to have this giant.
Well not giant, but like giant
in relative terms.
Yes, you're the chocolate kids.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're the chocolate kids.
Oh, oh, left side, left side.
Oh, he missed, he missed, he missed, he missed it.
Right side, too.
Oh, sweeping around the left.
He's shooting, shooting, shooting, shooting.
We're getting shot from the right, too.
What's your doubt?
You see me, supervision?
I don't see him. I don't see him. He's gotta be behind this. He's gotta be behind here.
He's got the quarter-party.
Got him down his head!
Oh, jeez.
Nice, nice, nice.
Careful, we were getting shot at from the right.
I see him. I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go check it.
One! I'll move it!
He's light-packing.
Oh, there's someone speaking Spanish.
He's up the stronghold.
Hold on see yeah, I'm gonna do this a moko and two days means there's boogers in your fingers
He's gonna be so bad when he finds out
I got a pretty much I got a pretty much are you in there? No, I'm outside really mission mission. Oh
I'm still the poor pie so let me know oh my goodness. We're about to start clicking turn the stoves on
Turn the stove on to the Panda!!
Oh my god oh my god the The Panda
I love the Angel
I see you i see you
coming in
coming in
Oh, I'm getting shot from behind
Wait, where are you? Where are you? Where are you? I'm right here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
I just walked into the park. Is that you shot me? No, it's not me. It was from the uh, crack house. I'm hurt. I'm hurt
You just gotta come around
Got one!
I can put my arm back up the bushes here. The bushes here.
I
Can't do God I can't do God this should be like three more God
didn't miss you I
Saw those boys. They were coming right from crack house or in the parking lot next way. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense
I'm a peak of I've got a voodoo scope I can take
I
Stand back stand back. I'll let you work
Oh, you just get inside my god
Beautiful beautiful
I
Going up
You're packing a little bit of packing
You see what up the bus
They're clear it's too fast
I got one, I think it was just a normal scav though.
Did you see how I'm checking the middle room?
Check the middle room?
Hey!
Middle room clear?
I'm above you, I'm above you.
They must be outside.
You...
Where's Mr. Ashissi?
He's not in here!
What a son of a bitch.
He's cowering in a corner.
He's cowering in a corner
He's going in a corner. He's probably running for the hitters by taking his boots. Oh
My god, he's masturbating in the bushes outside. Oh, I knew it. I knew it
He's getting one more out before I knew it. I knew that grass kids and salty of a number
God
I don't see him either.
What the freaking heck is going on?
I don't know what the darn...
I say freak him.
I say freak him at once.
Let's go right to the dormitory.
To the dorm?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
You freak the second guy.
Let's go straight to the dorm.
Let's go.
Move, move, move.
Go, go, go.
I'm right behind you.
I'm right behind you.
I'm not looting you.
Come, come, come, come.
Come come come come come!
Not looting, I'm not looting.
Not looting, I'm coming!
Jimmy, do not loot!
I'm on my way!
I'm on my way!
I'm sprinting straight towards you!
OK, I really am sprinting straight towards you.
I heard some shots all the way while we died last round.
Are you a skeleton?
Yes, I'm a skeleton.
Shot towards your arms, I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
move move move!
Passengers are skeleton right now
quickly make it, make it
make it this
are you ok boss?
yeah yeah it's just a scan
I'm gonna jump over this thing and then we're gonna go right to the dormitory alright?
ok I don't even know where you are
I'm, I'm, I'm
I'm next to the little skelly, the little skelly
oh oh oh I passed it, I passed it
what do you mean there's a wall here?
there's only way to pass this
No, I'm in the hole in the hole in the hole.
No, it is!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, here there's doors, there's doors!
I know!
Fuck it, I'm just going!
Did you just get shot at?
I think that was at, yeah, yeah, definitely at me.
I'm right here!
Do you hear me? Do you hear me?
Do you hear me? Do you hear me?
Hello?
It's me, Peter!
Oh, it's me, Peter.
Oh, it's me, give me a two-favorite streamer.
Okay, that's great to hear.
And stand behind me, Mr. Gimmick.
I'm gonna use this grenade launcher to eviscerate our enemies.
was that secondary secondary oh sir there's right I have no idea but oh my god there's
He's a henchman, a henchman.
He's- he's- he's- he's- he's- he's just-
got him.
I'm goin' in!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, no!
Aye!
Is anyone in here?
He's got an army outside.
He's taking care of it.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I hit him in the face!
What?!
I will carry on in your shed I had shot this scav the bullet hole was in his
head he did not die I oh my god I can hear this is the one I can hear beating
I
Will prevent you
Yes, oh my god, what god does this man have?
Did you just see that?
No
No, what this puts you up this guy's used the
fucking chocolate
Here's the alien technology!
Oh, my God!
But he just turned me into macaroni and cheese in one shot!
Did you see that?
Some scissors going on.
All right, listen, I...
What gun is that?
He just gathered me outside, took down two of them.
The third guy, I shoot him in his beautiful bald head.
I see him. I see him.
I see him in his beautiful bald head.
A beautiful hole right in his forehead.
I'm not seeing a hole.
I'm not seeing a hole on his...
is not that one he's outside oh gee this is him he walked up he walked up there
is blood on his head look at his freaking head again that could be for the
sword though that could be for the sword there's multiple large gigantic
made of the two story dorms.
It's a dust voice. It is up to us!
It's me, Mr. gimmick. Please rub it anyway.
I'm gonna sprint over to the secondary dorm.
And beat the shit out of him.
And beat the ever-living fuck!
I will end up living in that...
...bunt forsaken dormitory.
Let's ride!
Witness me, gimmick.
Witness me.
Witness me!
Witness me!
Witnessing!
Witness!
I believe!
Witness!
It's gonna be a lucky day.
I believe, I believe.
Oh my god, he's just like that.
He's just like that.
Alright, I'm out of... I'm out.
I'm just about enough.
I'm just about enough.
Whoever just said that TTS got me killed.
Whoever just said that TTS!
I've looked down to part of the TTS
and in that moment!
In that crucial moment!
In that crucial moment!
Is this guy prestige six with a name go back to PvE Bud?
Oh my god.
What a hero.
It's time to get some bitches.
It's time to get some bitches on your dick.
It is time.
Right now.
Not later.
There's no time to postpone it.
You cannot delay.
There's no time.
As of the essence.
You need some bitches on your dick immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Excellently, gentlemen, excellently.
All right, well, we have just got our ass pounded.
Three and a half hours straight and trying to play back a comedian.
I've had to just spell it out.
I've had just watched in the clip. Oh
Fuck this game fuck this game. Oh my god, dude
I've had just
Damn sooner in his bald head
I'm playing back at the period and he kills me when he's aiming 90 degrees to my right.
It's probably a rickety bullet.
Oh, Nikita, Nikita.
Probably a rickety bullet.
Probably a rickety bullet.
Let me give a steak rat.
Let me give a steak Mr. Staking Man.
There's no way to get in here.
here. Welcome in, Mr. John.
Welcome in. Hello, Mr. John.
Mr. Peanut.
Welcome in.
Welcome in.
I'll have you know, I just did some raids with Mr. Willers and Mr.
Jim. And I got throw fucked.
Every single one.
Yeah, we have been getting our ass pounded for about three and a half hours straight.
I survived the first raid and that was the last one. I
Want to die
Me too. Mr. Genji didn't help me out too much. I thought he would but I want to die. I want to die
This is big. It's a natural
This has been the most horrendous
Disgusting experience
You know what I'm gonna ban this guy that just said you are so bad
I'm gonna ban this guy usually you don't give a fuck that's not it's bad you know what that's not
I'm gonna hold up. I you know what I'm actually logged out of my YouTube account on my street computer
So I'm gonna pull this up on a separate computer
Just to ban this guy just to ban him. Maybe this where was he where was he?
Get his ass
We're all done. Where was his name? Where was he? Where is he?
All right, okay. All right, there he is. Let me find him on the other computer one second
beautiful, beautiful. Mr. gimmick, how are you, sir?
Well, when you just pipe again, he goes, you are bad and it's starting to show in your viewers.
Wow.
Now he's got me. He's got you. Now he's got me.
Dude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, God.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Guys, remember when we used to be top number one percentile winning all those tournaments?
That's why you guys all joined my stream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Remember when everybody joined and said Peter might be the best player ever to play any
game?
Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
That's why I started playing with you, but honestly I might be busy for the first few
years.
Now I'm losing my friends too.
Oh my god.
Thanks for the invite.
Oh yeah.
First few years.
Now friends.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
now friends oh my god my calendar right now peanut I think I'm busy for I was
hoping to invite you that day oh my god the 80,000 across two platforms kind of
shows you suck. I'm not going to lie. I'm going to Europe next week. I'm actually going
for two months. Can't say that. Okay. You know what you do when you go to Europe? You
should do you go to Europe. You should. You should. I'm going to tell you. I need a little
damn. So no, you should when you go to Europe, when you, when you go to Europe, you should,
you should, you should tweet bad things about the king and then put your opinions on the
Internet. What do you think? What do you think? I'm not going to North Korea. Yeah?
Kind of. All right. Time to play some Mechachameleon. Time to play some Mechachameleon.
Oh! Time to play some Mechachameleon. I'm going to Portugal in Spain. I don't think that's...
Time to play some Mechachameleon. In good news about your Tarkov streak. In good news...
that nuclear program look like.
I'll find out.
Uh, in good news, you get to wake up at 8 AM
and get ready to do it all over again.
For the UK, is it all of Europe?
Yes, it is!
Yes, it is!
It's all the same thing.
It's all the same thing.
Have you ever been a closed-minded American?
You idiots?
Come on.
Exactly.
All right, now let me go to my community page,
and I'm going to get some new maps for us.
be one quick second all right i played yesterday without you and i feel like i was cheating
what do you mean i hated john i was cheating on you i'm sorry oh that's good it's okay you're
gonna go to portugal in spain you're gonna be disgusted i probably am what the hell is all the
fast food places i'm gonna say oh god what is this another what is this my seventh delicious meal of
the day that's a fun beast down on my head these all these beautiful beautiful 2000 year old
architecture and as the children run in the streets playing with each other at
like 11 30 p.m. get this away from me with free health care I miss where's my
Walmart where's my cheese paste products the only other because much you know
honestly big castle is how about we put a bucky's right oh my god guys they had
I had a dupe to the custom maps.
Oh, I see Nuke is gonna be actually...
Wait guys, I'm downloading maps.
Should I get this one called Gamer House-E-Girl Room-Anime Memes?
If there's big E-Girl anime movies on my history.
Okay, I got that one.
Perfect.
Right?
You look miserable.
I love you.
You look fucking miserable.
Listen, I'm used to suffering in Tarkov. I play with Deucemen. No, I'm not even talking about that starting at 7 a.m.
Taking a quick nap back on just to get bent over and vigorously fucked. Yeah, Tarkov will do that
But I'm ready to absolutely shine and make a community
I'll do that
Guys, we have so many new maps. We have a ridiculous number of new maps. Oh my goodness
We have a ridiculous number of new maps. I'm telling you I'm I'm
I'm I'm downloading millions of maps, millions.
Actually, I need to download.
I need to just download them too,
because sometimes my steam fucks up.
And I, if it's open for too long,
it like won't download anything.
Are you just on, you're just on new
and just downloading everything?
Yeah, I just went to do it.
I just download all the ones that look cool.
I'll wait until you launch it
and says download these maps, because I'm lazy.
I would do that, but some draw of my steam.
Sometimes that doesn't work
and then I just have to leave the game.
Have you tried putting your social into your Twitch chat?
Social security, three little numbers.
I got a picture of my mom and everything.
Wait, I've got about 30 new maps.
I'm popping up with Mech-a-kabeerian.
All right, how big of a lobby do we want?
Six.
Yeah, so we, Gingy's coming.
Gingy's coming, so is Stake Rat.
We need two more.
He doesn't own a phone. That is
what I'm hearing. That is what I'm receiving. That's what I'm receiving on my end. That is
on a phone?
That is what I'm hearing.
That is what I'm receiving.
That's what I'm receiving on my end.
That is what I'm receiving on my end.
What do we do about that?
No, no, no.
We'll let that.
should we should we try to be a group DM with all of us real quick that seems
really painful oh yeah yeah how it gets worse wait what what yeah yes let's do it
yeah let me get let me get you guys all right here hold on
there's a hold on give me one quick moment one quick moment hold on now
hold on now would say hold on it will hold on it way hold on now hold on it
Wait, hold on up, hold on up, hold on up, hold on up, hold on up, hold on up, hold on up.
Wait a minute, hold on now.
All right, I'm creating a group message.
I think, is everybody in this group?
Yes, yes, yes, indeed.
Which was me, gimmick, John, Genji, and then Stake Rat.
OK, two more.
I don't know.
How many of you are in this group?
It's on the right side.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Okay, I'm going to start a call, I enter that call, I enter that call.
We're figuring it out.
We're figuring it out.
No need to worry.
Maybe Stinkhead just glimps off the grid.
You bop, do bop.
You shoo, do do bop, bop.
You shoo, do do do bop.
You shoo, do do do bop, do do bop.
That's a beautiful song.
You shoo, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do bop.
Let me know if you guys want me to keep going.
Please, don't stop.
Doobity doobity doobity doobity doobity doobity doobity doobity boobop.
Uh, I got a headache.
Oof.
Oh, hi, Stink.
Sorry.
Hey, Ginnick.
I didn't know the call started.
I didn't know the call started.
Yeah, I don't want my phone number.
Yeah, you should really buy a phone.
It's it's it's it's really handy when you want to keep in contact with others,
like your family and your friends.
Yeah, but I got you to pay phone.
It's like a quarter
You're pretty good at a phone
I got a phone. I don't know why the phone number doesn't let me verify with discord
It's not a used the phone number is not used with anybody or with any other discord
So I don't know that's the words that I just typed into the chat in the group chat
Did I expose them those of the user and password to my game?
Oops wait
What'd you say?
That actually scared me because I think that was a previous one.
That was a previous one, I'm sure.
I'm starting, if you leak it, let me know immediately, because people can D-Dots me and
then I'll be offline all night.
I had a funny joke about guessing it.
I'm 98 percent sure what you said before.
I believed you said kill fun.
No, I said gum, I said gum with a G. Gary.
Oh, no we have not used that one.
No, no, no, no, not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, Mr. Mr. Rat, my name is John.
Good to meet you, sir.
Oh, John.
Oh, John.
I just got a type of a bunch of wiggins, man.
Good job, man.
We were playing at one time and you fucking murdered me.
You were up in a tree on woods.
I'm upset with you over that.
Oh, that wasn't me.
That doesn't sound like him.
Different thing.
Probably nobody else.
I jumped to conclusions.
That's on me.
Yeah, I don't even know that around there.
My bad, my bad.
Oh, you know I haven't played in a while with Drac.
What is drag doing? Let me invite Mr. Drag here. Let me invite Mr. Drag.
You like to come play Mechakammerian. There we go. Right now. That's Mr. Drag, Mr. Drag.
I hop on in boys, hop on in. Don't be shy. The water is just fine. Hop on in boys.
Do not be shy. Do not be shy.
Quick shift to the city.
I keep being beat up with bailed, dragged out of jail.
Be dragged to jail?
I always knew he'd be caught.
I always knew he'd be caught.
Check fraud doesn't last forever.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
I just feel like I'm going to see if I see.
Does everybody in the game?
Yeah, I am.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a quick Swaperoo.
Quick Swaperoo.
Give me one quick moment.
One quick moment.
Mechachemerean.
Echo.
Chemerean.
It's French.
I know these Italian
True true. No, no that he's yeah, he's super bitchy to be alive. I'm a stupid fucking
They gave in the game in the game in the game
It didn't realize something in the game in the game. So you're waking up tomorrow 7 a.m. Oh, yeah, we're waking up
We'll be there buddy. We'll be there. We will be there. Hey, well, maybe maybe Sunday. Maybe Sunday
I'm not sure I would put my house my entire savings for a 1k on the fact you're not playing Sunday. You think so
Everything we don't know. I'd do my name that will not be playing Sunday. Well, the event the event on Sunday. Yeah
Hmm. Are you I wait? Are you playing Sunday? Cuz I'm gonna be honest. I'm probably
There's no way it's possible. It's possible. It's I will say Sunday. Have it hasn't happened yet. I would say that I
Would say that it's still technically possible
Listen, here's here's what I'll say if tomorrow I I'm in the right and like
Yeah, fuck your what dude
I'm just chit-chat. I was so scared to say that I don't know why I felt like it was so bad
Who are all of us we've been saying?
These nudge.
I don't remember inviting anybody
with under the name of these nudge.
If I'm in the game, I can hear the screen now.
Oh yeah, you can see the screen.
I know who.
Your mom.
I don't remember inviting my mom at all.
She doesn't even have a gaming PC.
That doesn't make sense.
It's OK.
All right.
OK.
We're doing basic two watches and we're doing a random new one, random new one.
Honestly, I'm gonna do this one that didn't even have a picture.
This one didn't even have a picture.
I have no idea what this looks like.
Yee-hee.
I'm not looking.
Oh, yeah, steak, Mr.
steak, my bucket is wanting to teach you the controls.
What you want to do?
Are you listening?
Yeah.
Fuck yourself.
Figure it out.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Good.
Good.
I can talk, you know, so I got it.
I'm just kidding, what you do is you press F to paint,
F to paint, all right?
Hold down R to change your position of your character,
all right?
And press hover over a color that you want to copy
and tap spacebar, boom, you've copied that color.
And lastly, if you want to change the size of your
every brush, you hold down right click and drag
and left and right.
That's too much, too much information.
And if you want a full post,
Four things!
So you can hold down F2, continuously scroll down,
and then hit the colon button.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And then you can hold it.
Are you trying?
You can use right-click to find out.
Yeah, but in 2.5 second increments.
Hello.
Okay, so this is obviously an unfinished map here.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on, it's out of the event.
Oh, hold on, now.
Hold on, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Well, actually, it looks a little unfinished.
I see a lot of text that are not, not...
Oh, I gotta close out everyone's streams.
I gotta close out everyone's streams.
Oh
That's good
All right, I'm so confident in that dude
Oh
Have you seen the movie avatar? Oh, you see you see the position. I'm gonna show you the position you want to be okay
Which one with the right here? You see this right here? Just like yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, so like that the blue things. Oh
Yeah, so you know when they put their hair together and they like they fuck
With their hair. Yeah. Yeah, that's their hair together. Yeah
So that's kind of what peanut and gimmick do all night. They're just right next to each other fucking and hide and together
So if you find one of them the others within two feet, okay?
Here you jump and then catch yourself so jump straight up and then press space of the way down
Oh my god, we have so good.
We have so good.
I can't wait to fucking kill this great, Peter.
He is.
Oh my god.
Genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius.
You're gonna get back 17 times in the next hour.
What?
The guy is slandering our name.
What are you trying to say, John?
That I'm gonna find you and kill you and I'm gonna love every second of it.
I
Don't even know I don't even like giving I fucking hate that guy. I
He's a piece of shit
I heard some crazy things about peanut on Twitter. I would never
Do not question the guy from fortnight
Did you just DM me a discord gimmick?
What did you DM me?
It was the Israeli flag.
What?
I had a better job now.
I don't really think it went too, but I don't think I'll last much longer on this platform
if I say it.
I would find these pieces of shit, and these guys that are hiding so good.
This map is horrible. It's horrible. It's fucking terrible.
Yeah, but they still haven't found any of them.
That is true. That is true.
Maybe it's actually an awesome map.
Dude, and John literally looked right at me.
And John also looked directly at me.
You should have looked at me.
You go fuck yourself, okay?
We look kind of good. I'm not gonna lie to you.
This might be our marriage to be right here
What are you guys doing?
You guys are hilarious
Look at Stig Redd
Well you can see me? Toil
Yeah it's freakin Stig Cam
It looks like we're gonna head up and we're gonna go into Precam and watch you toil
Oh, you would never find us take that you will never buy. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh
You would never find us. We're just fucking with you. We're not even close. We're not even you're not even anywhere near us
You're nowhere near a steak. They just
Where near us? No, we're like on the other side of the map. Honestly, I apologize think that we're on the other side
Yeah, we are so far away from you. It's done. Is this one supposed to shoot right here? Yeah
Oh
You gotta live with the both of us fuck did he know way
I'm gonna pull the stream I'm gonna pull digi. Where is he tell me?
I'm not saying you have all four of dummy.
What do you say to me?
Gotta be quick to the math boys.
Gotta be quick.
Oh, better than that.
Let's see.
Gigi, give us a whistle,
because Pina was screaming during the last one.
I'm whistling.
You're not.
Because I am.
I'm literally pressing it right now.
You're literally stealing us with poppy.
I can't do that.
I can't corner you dumbass.
I can't do that.
Let me do that in the room with 30 corners.
Oh my god, you were at fun.
She was at fun.
The other corner, she said, came out of Tenta Heligram.
This is actually a bit the heli-sisi-eleceptic telegram.
Holy shit.
This is actually a cephalopod.
Oh, my bad.
My bad.
I should have figured out what the little champion was.
We're not playing this map ever again in our lives.
Ever again in our lives.
It's fucking horrible.
It's fucking horrible.
Oh my god.
All right, new map, new map alert.
You want what you got one by one all the way down.
Market may have, okay, that's just the market redone.
This is Team Fortress 2.
Two, Team Fortress 2.
We can drunk again and do it again.
No!
Baby.
Extreme.
Oh, you caught me, I might.
Hmm
Have these guys gotta be high yeah honestly stay ground fuck yourself. We know you're cheating
Yeah, you're the boss you're the boss oh my game
Pussy pussy pussy. I'm on top of all you guys. Oh this map is so broken. Oh wait
Wait, Genji
That's how you saw the game do we do we have children?
That didn't come out right, but look around. There's like
Everyone's frozen and yeah, does everyone leave everyone leave the game
I can't start a new game until everyone has left that previous game. Oh
Well, oh my god
I'd use screens I'd use screens
You know, I'm not gonna lie had a big Mac today
And I thought of you for every single bite and while I rubbed the Thousand Island across my nipples
I was thinking of you. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
So fucking hot my uncle were playing hide the broth twist and I could not stop thinking about you
Oh my goodness you mean hide the Vienna sauce. It's that is more like me
Guys, I can't stop. Oh wait guys. Oh, right. Oh shit. It deleted the password. What is this game doing?
Did we like the password? No, I deleted it's not to go grab it again. Oh
Yeah, oh, I just say it out loud. It's poop comfort guys added to add a two to the server name added to the server name
Oh, I rejoin too fast. I rejoin too fast, too
I'm in a limbo.
Perfect.
We're all in a limbo.
I see him, too.
That's fake peanut.
It's a variant.
It's a variant.
Remind me not to play T-forges 2 ever again.
It broke the game.
We're going tropical beach paradise in Minecraft.
beautiful beautiful we miss anyone is it we think everyone's here okay off to
bikeraft off to bikeraft we got hold up here's a chat right here John is pretty
weird comma who the fuck is he I I'd like to know that too I'm from what would
also like to know that I'd like to know who the hell who is this guy wait who
does not wait does he know John I don't know John joined the lobby the other day
he said who the fuck is on I thought he was your friend no no I don't know this
guy but you don't know I don't know him right Jim G
the world ugly the other day dude I get a notification every four
seconds on Instagram of people laughing at me that you look like little pee so I
was like oh yeah more protection I'm a hunter I'm a hunter oh my oh my
for me it's lost without gimmick I'm telling you lost without him this is
going to be easy spot. What the hell with? Wait, who's the hunter? Stake
right and give a chance. Stake right. You can do that. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, dude. I feel
like the the hiding time needs to be decreased. I thought the shape.
Ah, did he fell? Did you fell? Did you fell?
Where are we at? Where are we at?
You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.
Gimmick, this is beautiful.
Ah, yeah. Thank you.
Oh shit. Oh fuck.
This color thing is not correct.
What do you think, Sting?
Oh, also hold middle mouse button to rotate it. You're painting your back
Although the time has started time has started I'm painting my back wait what
He's in he got that baby back pain
It's stank red stank red stank red. We're I'm teaching him how to paint his hunter
He's painted a giant penis on his mother. No. Oh, is that not that not the what? Oh, maybe it's like a
like a, a spoon. It's like a. It's a squidward, squidward's eyes and nose.
It's like one of those things they use to find oil in the desert.
Look, look, look, look, look. Yeah.
Oh.
All right.
Hmm.
Can you go underwater?
Yeah.
You can't.
No.
Yeah.
No, I'm underwater right now.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
It's just, it's just literally.
You can't.
You can't go to water guys.
Don't even try.
I'm sorry.
Don't go to water.
Don't go to water.
Don't go to water.
You'll die.
No, I just.
You'll die, you'll die, you'll die, trust him, trust him, he'll die.
Stegrad?
Hello?
Okay, come over here real quick.
Okay.
You, um, you're, uh, like a plant guy, right?
You used to be like a teacher.
Something like that?
You told me about strawberries, like anises or something, one time.
Oh!
There's a mover.
Yeah.
Sorry, I just needed you to consult that planet.
Oh, yeah.
It just didn't look quite right.
Oh, yeah, how?
Oh, yeah, she's that one.
How did they put it so fast?
the perfect hiding spot.
Oh, now, John.
I wouldn't lie.
I think he's down here.
So you see that yellow number in your top stink?
That means it's a forced whistle.
That's when they're going to whistle.
Expose the next update.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm going to water it all.
Yeah, I lied.
I lied.
Okay, so this John may have lied about the water.
Little bit, little bit.
Little bit of fit in going on.
Somebody's right next to me.
Somebody is right next to me.
He's holding on to space, Mr. Sticky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What is he holding on to?
Somebody's in this tree.
Someone's in this tree.
Oh.
Oh, she gets on a bad expense.
not a bad spot even in the inconvenient spot for the whole again
be hunting him
some off limits tree
what you got right side of you
an off limits tree
what you got there
oh
I'm thoroughly impressed
30
No whistles coming another whistle
Thank you, thank you, I tried my hardest
It's close my dad always told me I was artistic growing up. I appreciate it. I could confirm your Dutch suspicions
Hmm my butt cheeks
Hmm
No
Dude, I bet Jinji I bet Jinji somewhere
That's it's true the she is shut away. I can't confirm. Are you still in the water Jinji? Are you still in the water?
You want very closely you ever played those like I spy books we got it
was bad at those is your where's Waldo Bucks yeah where's Waldo I was what
it was just the focus of your eyes I'm an obese person
somebody's they're like right now 29 yeah I 20-years old bees first thank you
Thank you
Where was she she was up in the pit. I looked right at her. I was like
Analyzing every single one of those
I think you want I think one John
He's in the tree! He's in the tree!
I know, I know he's in the tree!
Yep, I'm in the tree! I'm in the tree!
Good idea. I'm in the tree!
All the way at the top! All the way at the top of the tree!
I bet you he is. It's too late. Just better.
I'm jumping off the map.
I am up because I don't like to lose if I'm dead!
Oh, is it over?
Oh my god, he's right!
Oh my god, we looked right at him. RC
These map will move to the next one. I like this one. This was a game. This is not I'll never play it again
These are map. I'm never gonna pay to get in my time. I hate the people who made it
You can't perhaps leave nothing we'll take you back yet. We have like 30 new back boys. We'll type all the time
I'm willing to this the sushi restaurant.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Really?
Really?
I'm trying to get Mr. Officer Method to join.
That would be fantastic.
That would be fantastic.
You've been waiting for the first time because you truly did.
Yeah, no, I'm not.
I'm watching this for seven months now.
I just watched it on the floor.
But here we are.
Mm-hmm. Just this handsome though. Just this handsome. I don't know. I don't know the penis size. I don't have it compared
When he watches the peanut
What a bitch
I'm kidding you. So I hope you enjoy that video right there God speak into God speak God speak I mean
I'm speaking one right now. Cheers boys. Cheers. Oh dude. I'm a hunter again. I'm gonna have a conniption. It's me and steak again
Oh
Target it
Since your past life yeah, you recorded it from Saddam Hussein. It's me stop it. That's life
Welcome to purgatory. You got to reboot card now you're giving
In the middle
I
God did there's a cucumber I wish I could sit on it
Blend in to blend in
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Wow. Wow. That is. You like it? I I love it. You did it around.
It's so creative. I I always knew but would you put it on a
Oh my god.
Hey refrigerator, how about my refrigerator?
Yeah, we're over here, we're scumbags.
I'll just have you know, you're never gonna find us.
This doesn't surprise me at all.
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if I were you.
This doesn't surprise me at all.
Oh fuck.
I invited John over for dinner the other day.
I made waka-sobi, beautiful Japanese meal.
And I'm pretty sure he stole $37 out of my dresser.
That'll happen. Okay, first of all, it was $38.
Thank you for the walk. It's over.
I got him.
What do you guys are in this bell?
They didn't go to hell, because I can't get out of here.
What do you guys are in this damn bell?
I know, Gigi's in the bell. She's laughing.
We're too big. We're too big. I knew I heard a whistle.
I swear. Oh no.
They're in another bell. They're in a different bell.
Oh, you're good.
Ah, yes.
Oh, there's a little bell.
Oh, bell.
Oh, bell.
Got another whistle coming up.
It's right in the middle of the room here.
Whee whee whee.
Okay, there.
Oh, one on the wall.
One on me!
Okay.
Oh, you didn't wait.
You didn't hold on to all the way.
Guys, I was finding a hiding spot.
I was still finding a hiding spot.
I was looking around.
I was looking around I was looking around
I'm next to the celery
This map is horrible these these maps are terrible bamboo
You found some bamboo
and
we got plenty of time stank plenty of time
these fools
these fools
oh
hmm
a lot of whistling coming from this
Dark corner.
I see that there.
No, not really.
No? Did you hear any whistling coming from like over here, Stink?
I didn't hear anything, gimmick.
Nothing? Like right here?
Uh, from this exact...
Like specifically right here. Did you hear any whistling?
I did not hear anything.
Maybe we should wait for another whistle.
Just in case. We don't want to waste ammo.
No, you don't.
Hey!
I
Listen, there's another whistle over here stink another whistle. Oh
two
It was a double whistle for sure. Oh
Shit, I didn't hear this
What do you mean?
I didn't hear it.
Hey, Genji, either you just want it.
How are you good?
Oh, there's it.
My bad.
Celery and cucumber.
Genji, right here.
There's no way Genji wants it.
That was you to laterally dev.
Is that a dev?
Is he making that up?
What is that?
That's a dev.
What? What?
When you're rolling the last race you ever played in 9 seconds of a flower.
I don't know. I don't know.
A flower!
A flower!
All the roads on the ground.
No way!
Oh, right there!
Why don't we do it, Genji?
Why don't we do it? You can see them in the end!
I'm not sure why did you thought that a sentient poo on the ground was better than a flower,
but there's flower on the counter for baking.
We're going to Viking dining. It's like regular dining, but we're making like
and the red circle in the middle, give me some points quickly, just up on the red circle in the middle and save me some points.
Oh, thank god.
Oh, god.
Oh, I can't, I wanna go high.
Oh, interesting, interesting.
Ooh, oh, oh.
This is a nice map.
This is like the Borderlands map decision.
This map is plain, plain.
This is a nice game.
I like how you called out where I was, they still didn't find me.
I called out where Gingy was.
She started doing 360 kickflips off of her location and now your chat hates me.
Good, good, good, good.
Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
I say we go.
I say we go.
Give it to follow me.
Come to the kitchen.
Okay, sir.
Okay, sir.
Okay, sir.
Come to the kitchen.
40 seconds? 20 seconds?
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, whatever.
All right, okay.
15 seconds?
Okay, okay.
Wait, okay.
All right, wait, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I can really get out of here.
I'm about to go to the other side.
Go to the other side.
Oh my God, I see it, I see it.
You see the vision, you see the vision?
Yes.
You see the vision!
Oh, turn this one.
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
Give it, give it, go down.
Try.
like this, like this, like, like, they can't do it, you see?
Yeah, actually, I should work here right?
Right here.
Oh you see it?
You see it?
Oh, see it?
See.
You see it?
Wee-wee-wee.
Leave me here.
Leave me here.
Leave me here.
You'll never find it here.
You'll never find it here.
Ah.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
We're cooking boy.
We're cooking.
Ah.
Make sure to do the buttons, do the buttons, do the buttons.
Yeah, yeah, make sure you have the green too.
Don't forget the green, because the green is what sells it.
I can't match the green, it's not working.
Copy my green, copy my green.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
I
Planted an extra chromosome it's on
I have to
The amount of people that are so mad at me about the gg thing from your chat is incredible
This guy would sniff your chair the second you walk
I think that the weather was actually, the weather was very good today, the weather was
very nice.
It is a Friday, all the neckbeards come out on Fridays.
The weather was very nice today, not too cloudy, not too sunny.
A little bit of rain.
A little bit of rain.
A little bit of rain.
John has been checking the same fucking table for the last five minutes.
Dude, I keep hearing whistles on you guys are in my head.
What do we do?
Don't check under the table.
Come on.
Do not check under the table whatever you do not check under the table.
its working its working! its working! Its working its working!
its working its working! its working! its working!
How many did you hear the whistle很多 cuz i didn't hear anything!
Never gonna die!
Never gonna never gonna die!
Never gonna die!
Never gonna give up, never gonna die!
I
Over by this table
Yes, all right
Fighting for my life against these guys
Looking at my chat you dumb bitch. It's my chat you fucking moron
Just look away when they insult you.
Pretend it doesn't hurt you when you cry like this.
I'm so sorry, sweetie.
John, I think we're screwed.
We are, we are tapped.
You only read the comments.
Because everyone's calling me blind.
You gotta get tucked into bed.
You gotta tuck yourself into bed later tonight, John.
Tuck yourself into bed.
Make sure it's all the way up the camp.
I didn't come over here. You should have told me that there was...
Put on a little jazz.
Then you read the comments.
Then you read the comments, that's when you read the comments.
Get a little hot toddy, maybe? A little hot toddy?
Soften the blow? Then you read the comments.
Don't check under the table.
Do not check under the table, whatever you do, do not check under the table.
What? There's not even any tables on this map.
Okay, that's ridiculous.
What table?
You are so right, give me money for the...
Wow.
Look at the toilet, look at the toilet.
No idea.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, there is no way you just found the three seconds left
in the round.
No.
There's a way.
There's no way.
That was all a diversion.
You guys are acting like you guys are acting like you got us, you got us, you got us.
But I say we win
We you know what we win we win. I've been playing that we won the game. We have won the game
I guys remember that that one was a good map. We go to the next one. That was Viking dining
We're going down to the dark and dr. Cripp's library
Doc and dr. Cripp library
This is where dr. Ming has studied in his early days
Mm-hmm
We don't do it so dark and horrible
You know what that does make sense. It is make sure we're not hunters
True that is that's free. That's it's been true
John and JJ
It's downloading. Sorry
You're gonna send more people. This is a two and a half kilobyte map
He's in smoke signals and download this bitch
Yeah, people keep asking if I'm back. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
I thought you said people keep asking if I'm black
I didn't people keep asking if I'm black. You can't say that. Yeah
I'm thinking I'm black
Juneteenth on Juneteenth you made me say that on Juneteenth. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
You that was your fault. All right
Made me say that on Juneteenth of Paul Bates
It's actually not as dark. It's not as dark as I thought it would be.
I kind of think that this might be the movie you're giving. Right? You want to talk about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be the movie. It could be the move. It could be the move.
You know what?
Not enough time to change your mind!
Not enough time to change your mind!
This could be the move!
What?
Oh.
I fucking hate this map already.
Yeah, this is crazy.
I
Yeah
Yeah, they were nuts the butts the hair was in the anus
It's a rumor. It's a rumor. You guys are believing misinformation.
Honestly, that's on me. I shouldn't think that you guys hide in the same exact spot every time.
Oof. Oof. Oof. Oof.
Uh.
We can give it, give it to you. We're far behind on the tech string. Far behind.
You are the reason we got galed. You are the reason. I was going, I was fully committed.
You are the reason. Look at mine. Look at mine.
But you can't you got good for you wait you went too hard you went too deep
You
Yeah, it was gimmick not me this time. Don't yeah get him mummy
I didn't I heard it was like right here. Okay. Okay. I'm on my way. It's Jinji. She's a little cheeky
I mean that in the nicest way.
Disrespectfully.
Is this fucking blind?
Genji, are you sweating right now?
Is this guy blind?
No.
Genji, be honest.
I like the artwork you did.
Fuck you!
Oh, you can do it!
Alright, we're increasing the time.
We are increasing the time
to 75 seconds
and we are running that map again.
And we are running that map again with only 100 dude. I can't wait to hear you in gimmick and just babble
Sometimes you run together
The last time that we've we've hidden together. I don't remember that at all
Versailles first time first time first time first time
Increasing the hiding time 75 seconds 75 seconds
You're going back to that map 100
100
What I did what I did it's I'm lucky boys. It's I'm lucky. It's I'm lucky. It's time to lock it
Give me a day. They would never find this
It will rule the day the rule the day. Oh gonna be a mess
No, I still agree with I still agree with what you were saying for the record
to find this. Perfect. Kill me. Kill me, please. Kill me immediately. Please kill me. Please.
There must be a function to turn the shotgun around. This game is underdeveloped. We need
the devices. But then do I start suck starting this 12-gauge? Yes, yes. Is it a hotkey or
from the seams? I'm dripping, I'm dripping right now. I'm dripping. I'm dripping. Hold
on, wait, hold on, I'm insane. Wait, you're talking in game. No, you should let them sound
I'm like an idiot for the whole time, that would have been so funny.
Oh my god, I'm dripping.
Oh my god, I'm dripping. Oh my god.
I'm dripping, I'm dripping, I'm dripping.
I'm dripping in UG.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
You people should open the way side.
I can hear you when you mute us.
You're so mad that I'm dripping in Gucci.
You're so jealous of my drip. You're so jealous of my drip, Don. I can tell.
You're so jealous. Oh my goodness.
You're jealous? You're jealous of my drip. You're jealous of my drip.
I'm dripping in Gucci. I'm dripping in Gucci.
I
God yeah
You won down three to go looking at chat. He's looking at Jeff
Hold on now, hold on now. Come on out now, gentlemen. Come on out. Don't be shy. Don't
be sorry now come on out come on out now do not be sad do not be sad do not be sad come on out now
Oh, there seems to be some pit-a-pat over in this direction, some pit-a-pat in this direction.
Come on out, come on out, show yourself, show yourself at once.
yourself immediately immediately I know you are lurking somewhere here in the
I know you are here somewhere.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this, John.
Looking at you fills me with fury.
Yeah, that's toxic.
Rage.
Fills me with fear that I am dead and you are.
Yes, it feels me with such... it feels me with such...
You have survived while I've been slain.
I'm... I'm... I've lost the momentum. I've lost the... I've lost the mo...
Wait a second. Also, Snake Rat, if you hold down right click,
go to the right and left it'll increase decrease your brush size oh I found that
one out just now got it yes
you look ah I have not seen that novel yeah I checked this one out of the
library yeah oh thank God thank God thank
and start traveling across the
the continental United States
searching for myself if John
wasn't found. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold
on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold
Hold on. Hold on with me.
Like you have the position stuff.
You had a fix for it.
Hold on with me.
Hold on with me.
Like you can't go to free camp?
No, it's just showing me like the different positions
my dead person is in.
Really?
Are you a little bit conscious?
I don't even remember.
Just a little bit of concentration.
If you freak him, like,
You have to make sure your when you're freaking
You should just start the freak family
This little cut to trees would be nice
This is just the
Alright, that's fine, that's fine
Ah, that's fine, that's fine
Excellent position, Jimmy
Excellent position, where's steak red ad?
No, I still got like
a sore throat so I'm
surprised he did not see me
Where the hell is steak red ad?
He's above you
Where? You'll never find me
Where is he?
You're right, you're right.
Am I right?
Oh my goodness.
You're a little painsy, good.
My paining's terrible?
One hot day is far too little.
There must be two.
I don't know who came up with that,
but I was stupid, stupid and dumb.
They're going to the Wild West with two hunters.
Two hunters, not me.
Not me.
Anyone bought me, actually.
I just can't try adjusting the metal clothes hanger on
a little bit better reception.
You didn't see that guy.
You didn't see either of those fools.
He had a great spot, died, my head was sticking out six inches, I lived.
I don't have dirt, everything's not okay.
Don't worry, I'll make it super easy for you. Super easy.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, no worries, no worries.
I would really not think of this one.
I would just make it really make my night.
Of course, of course, of course, I'll make it so easy for you.
Maybe just stand at spawn.
Oh my goodness.
A little blue arrow on your body.
Of course, of course, of course.
And then spawn at the upper position that would just, oh god, that would just make my night.
Of course! Of course! Of course!
Of course!
Just thinking about it.
Of course! Of course!
Where do we hide? Where do we hide? Where do we hide?
Don't mean the serotonin that'll go through my brain when I...
Absolutely disseminate your body.
When I atomize your body with my...
Oh my goodness.
With my...let my shotgun...
With my M80...
How do we hide Mossberg with my when I
eviscerate your formless body with my spray
painted Mossberg shotgun single-handed.
I can't quite see.
You see?
I'm right there.
Here we go.
Right there.
You're right here.
I just saw someone.
I just saw someone.
Here we go.
Right there.
keep looking at my hand.
Oh my God.
It was thick.
I moved.
The blinking, the blinking.
We're packing up and leaving down, boys.
Yeah.
We're leaving down.
OK.
Oh my God.
Mm.
He's freeze.
He's freeze.
I'm going to just walk near me.
Are you sure about that?
I wouldn't be sure of that.
I wouldn't be sure of that either.
Change your target.
Just leave it back into the map.
I'm just moved next to me.
I don't think so.
Oh, they just whistled.
No, no, they're definitely here.
I don't think so.
That doesn't sound right.
I don't think so.
No, no, that was my soundboard here.
You hear it?
Yeah, that was me.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I keep getting stuck.
Yeah, the graveyard is bad.
Graveyard is bad.
I think they're in this house.
I think they are too.
They're not in this house or that house.
I'm sorry.
That house.
That house.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I've seen a lot of houses in my day
There's just up there
there is
Oh my god, I was really shooting back there
No way, don't worry about me guys. Don't worry about me. I didn't hear whistles. I'm traversing to the opposite
don't worry about me guys don't worry don't worry about me keep focusing on
whatever you're doing don't worry about me guys don't worry about me just hanging
around just hanging around don't worry about me guys don't check the saloon you
know I'm saying until you don't check this saloon do not check this tonight
repeat do not check this saloon don't let me a horrible place to check do not
Check it at all cars do not take this loon. Don't check the watermelons stand. Don't check this alone
Yeah, and do not check either of the things mr. Sticky man. Is that sticky mr. Sticky
Mr. Sticky. Mr. Sticky. Do not check the things mr. Sticky just said
Sticky
That's what I buy my sticky
It's just something around 400 vials of black tar heroin in bulk
wait
Dr. Mingus learning more and more about the death of dr. Mingus and it he's over here
Don't be so sure she can be trying to take you
They will never find us they will never find us in many years. Oh my god. This makes sense
They will never find us in a million years!
A million? A million?
There's so many little cracks and crannies though, you know, he can get through them.
A million years! They will never find us in a million years!
I'm pretty good with cracks, but crannies I struggle with.
Yeah, the nooks. The nooks I can find easily. The crannies?
Now that's where it's, that's where you're gonna have some troubles.
Oh my god, Jinzy you got...
in the last Hail Mary yet again.
This is bullshit! This is bullshit!
What is this?
What is this?
It looks like cheese.
Me more people. Me more people. I'm texting a baby and I'm texting Mr.
Mr. Feedus. Yes, yes. Foxy's always down too. I know that damn lamb was saying she would be down to play.
Just let me know and I'll say the word. Let me see Mr. Feedus and Mr. Hibby Hibby.
What are you going to do? Not too many people.
We're going to the we're going to the we're going to say the word I send out the back bat signal the back the back signal
The back of the bat. I think you're talking about the sock big no
It's like baby back baby got baby back baby back baby back
I'm done being found I've done being found I am done being found I'm I'm about
I've only hidden twice since we started playing this game and I'm hunting
I'm stuck with some ugly goblin yeah some ugly fat creepin I mean oh my
my goodness
oh
it is
I'm sure that you
I caught that smith because I wouldn't even spit in your direction
oh my god wait
yeah
you don't deserve my spit
I want you to take a look at something
I want you to take a look at something
something. Uh-huh. Right? Right. Okay, Mickey Mouse. Here's Mickey Mouse. Here's Mickey Mouse.
There it is. Hold on. Wait a second. Does this bump look benign? What's this? I'll be
waiting. Ah. Yeah. Don't worry about it. All right. Yeah. Let it go. Let it flow. Let it flow. Let it
It's like, it's okay.
We're good, we're good, we're good, thank you doctor.
Thank you doctor.
Thank you doctor.
Ah.
Thank you doctor.
I got one too, did you notice?
Let me see, let me see.
Oh my goodness, oh my.
Oh my god, how'd you fit that in the bowling alley?
Holy shit.
Ah, pretty impressive, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Impressive.
Very impressive very impressive wait a minute. This can't be real person. Yeah, there's fake people. Oh
my god
There's fakes in this now this year is a good map this year is a good map
I should be doing room by room and start with the further stream first cuz that's where people like to go
You know bud. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. They're okay. Okay. Yeah, right somebody's here somebody's in the
Yeah, somebody's in the arcade 100%
I'm gonna stand in the seam of the arcade and put my character facing left to right
So that I can I can hear whistles and confirm someone is in the arcade ready
Yep, someone's in the arcade yeah, so what is in the arcade 100% 1000%
I think you're right. I think you're right. Should I give him a little bottle? What? What?
Oh, fuck. Well, hold on now. Let me see. He couldn't be honest. Something. Wait. Wait.
What are we at? I know when a cat shows his butthole, isn't that like a good thing? That
means he's about to spray you with the stink. That's a skunk. Oh, but we're not rats. Rats?
No, that's me. That's me. Dominance. Hmm. I'll Google that later. Google rat but whole later
in your private time in a dark room. Rat. Rat but whole meaning meaning. Where? Where? Hold on.
We see it hold on give it I need you help with something over here. Oh
Hold on I'm so I think they might be moving
Next room there was only one whistle there
There's John it was all John
Give it give it give it hold on we see it
We all know what these are fake ones. These are fake. These are fake ones. They're fakes. They're fakes
You see...
You get me? That's crazy.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, we gotta show you some of the wizards.
We need to get another witch in that.
Okay, wait, what if you go to another room? I'm gonna stay in the bowling alley.
You go to another room, we've gotta start doubling up on you.
We gotta double up, we gotta double up.
Wait, I'm gonna chill out over here, I'm gonna chill out over here.
I mean, that's one of the best things I've ever seen.
What's on your man?
You can see for the whistle.
Back to your cock.
I'll be my master cock.
Thank you for asking good sir.
Oh yeah.
Then you my master cock.
Somebody stop shooting at that.
Somebody's in the boat.
Give me someone who's right here for me.
Right here.
Right here until you right here for me.
Please stop shooting them.
Give me what is right here. Give me right here.
I know what I know what I'm like crazy.
Like crazy.
I know you're trying to deceive these double reverse psychology, you're the most familiar
with double, triple, triple, except double reverse psychology.
But, hot tuple.
They're right here, they're right here, I'm telling you they're right here.
One of them's up here by me, you take that one, I'll take this one easy.
I found a die!
I
Saw that disgusting ridged piece of shit back piece of garbage
It's red ribbed
We're going back to this map this map is cool
We're back! We're back!
Bring here the wall.
Hank, look behind you.
Oh my god.
We're doing this with a shoe with a bowling ball painted on a wall.
A bowling pin.
That's a pretty good spot.
Well, you're never being found. You're never being found.
I'm telling you, I'm about to get in the best hiding spot you've ever seen.
Did you die last night?
Give it to me.
fucking kidding me oh my god grab a glass of whiskey
oh my goodness that idea and I'm doing it anyway because that is your
dude
you don't have the balls right you don't have the ball
you think I can pull that off
yeah you got it you're lying to me you don't got it
no there's no way there's no way
I can't believe I am the I've painted twice all night twice
I think I've been the hunter like eight times.
Oh, at least I got eagle-eyed Genji.
Oh, thank goodness.
I'm going to be a hunter.
I'm going to be a hunter. I need your eyes.
I got you.
My high IQ high EQ your eagle eyes the combination. Oh my god a match made in heaven
I'm gonna go to the opposite side so that we're both sweeping
Two of these
Okay, well, you choke on your whiskey and you pussy.
Wait, why is the body still here though?
It's the new, no, that's the fake one.
And last time I remember there was one fake one and John did the same thing right here.
It was pretty believable.
If you had done that the first round and I wanted the hunter, and I've done the hunter
both rounds, I know all these things.
things that most people would miss. He's middling IQs and EQs.
They wouldn't come, but I can't.
What?
But you knew sir, I saw the font.
What's the painting?
Well, let's not use the word savant. I mean, that's...
Oh, we cookin' it, oh, we cookin' it, oh, we cookin' it.
I...
Socially...
Is that good? Is that good?
Is that good?
Is that good?
He's like, oh, wow, wow, wow.
He's like, oh, wow, wow, wow.
He's like, oh, wow, wow, wow.
He's like, oh, wow, wow, wow.
We see Lucy if I was walking here when I see that when I see that I was
My god, I would see that immediately. I would see that immediately. Oh my god
Hey Tina
Good job. I
Feel like coconut has told us like seven to ten different dates that he's gonna start playing tarpaul
I believe so
He's nervous guys keep walking
He's over here, he's over here. He might he's either at the
I heard it on my end. He's either in the arcade or at the very corner of the bowling alley one of the two
It's either like right here
Yes
No way.
Oh my god.
Stream Sniper and Stream Sniper, metagamer cheater.
I literally have my screens on a camera so no I can play it again.
Metagamer cheater stream sniper.
Yeah, I was talking about cheater, though not cheater.
I'm telling you, I'm just the best.
Yeah, you have your screens up there.
AI is pretty crazy nowadays.
Oh my god.
Fucking by the change the map. Obviously Jinzy has scouted that map already downloaded it offline knowing we would plan
I'm sure the pedal that takes the last five seconds of footage and loops it while she holds on the foot pedal
And then when she released the foot pedal the footage starts playing the live version again
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Tell her to turn off all the monitors.
Yeah, turn off all your monitors.
Yeah, unless you're a cheater.
Yeah.
Turn off all your monitors.
Unless you're a cheater.
Wait, but I think that will mess up.
Won't that mess up how the capture card works?
It'll also mess up being able to see your monitor,
which is required for playing the games.
Which I think should be your first priority in that situation.
should i approve should i approve these real quick hold on
are they coming bears yeah what you done
all right sit down in the group oh my god not this
actually not this cool again oh it's god oh my goodness
oh
not this cool again steak red steak red don't make me whip it out on you
Oh my god, yeah, don't make me whip it on you. Oh, this is not making me whip it on you
What the heck you see that you see that?
I even have my Gucci belt
Have you even got my Gucci belt?
You literally have no style. You literally have you literally have no trip zero trip. You literally have no trip. You literally have no trip
Oh my god, you leave no trip. Oh my god. I'm literally wearing my new
J11's
I'm only wearing my new J11s.
Oh my god, you literally have no drip. You have literally no drip.
Oh my god.
I'm not the best at painting, all right?
You literally have no drip. Look, I have the new J11s with a Gucci bag.
What's that red thing?
What red thing?
Under... leg.
My leg?
It's a hernia.
That's the tip of my finger.
And I lock it, lock it, lock it.
The hell was that noise?
That's the music, too.
Whoa!
Hold on, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute.
The door is open when you walk into them.
I can't hear the whistles with the music.
These places are massive and they're strippers.
I don't even know if anybody got back here yet.
Wait, back where?
The doors, the red doors open whenever you walk up them.
The ship is, the ship is over here.
They're over here, look, look, look over here.
I
Will obviously the within the red toys because none of them do this red doors existing
I'm hiding
I want to see I want to see we where
Secret do you think it's funny to go through the all my god, there are strippers
I don't hear nothing.
They're cheating.
I don't hear anything.
Oh, my God, there is.
You found one? You found one?
Oh
Hold on
Wait a second hold on wait a minute something right hold on this window is sit down
Oh
That's what you had to be.
Sorry, fuck off.
It's just that the main thing is if anything.
I'm in the first main room.
I can't hear anything of this music.
Well, I'm in the music room.
I'm in the music room.
You better find me though.
He's not supposed to rent a male.
He's on the roof somewhere.
You gotta wait.
No, no, he's somewhere stupid.
He's somewhere stupid.
He's somewhere stupid.
Oh, is it double reverse I got?
Outside the other side of the red
doors, there's like a whole entire city outside.
Wait, wait, wait.
This guy is missing his ass!
Wait, wait, look on the other side.
This guy has an abcobalus, he's a lot of fetus.
Yeah, and cephalos titus or whatever it is.
Yeah, listen, I've believed this if it wasn't so damn cold in this building.
Oh, he's moving!
God of-
Good work, good work.
God, yeah.
Fucking city outside.
Alright, new map. That one's way too big.
That one is way too big. Way... extremely giving.
They got no one to check anything on that map.
I
The next one would do it is factory. I this is
What when those guys I pissed off told me to put ozampic in focus
Maybe you need to be fed it.
I might have an idea.
Do you think I have to pay him if I end up doing it?
I don't think I'm like commissioned or something.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I hope he's gonna join us by the way.
He's gonna join us.
I'm sending him the username and password as we speak,
as we speak, gentlemen.
I think he's joining us very soon.
Oh my god. Oh my god. This guy's obviously not done this map. Nothing is
textured. I think it's texture. We actually when I when I get too close to Texas I become
Pepperoni nipples. Oh my gosh.
How shall I eat pepperoni nipples?
We do this? Is this big?
We don't...
No, it's hot. It's hot.
No, I can't get in there.
You spot, you spot, you spot.
Look at this.
What's that? What is it? Hold on.
What is wrong with this map here?
What the hell is going on here?
This map is not finished, this is what the city outside looks like.
What the fuck am I looking at?
I'm not quite so certain.
I'm not so certain.
I mean, it's a type of vortex.
Give me a good spot.
It's not finished, guys.
It's kind of it.
Kind of is, in a way.
It's super finished.
It's.
It's so not finished.
No, what?
What?
How did you save me?
There's no way.
There's no way.
Wait, what did he do?
I was cheating! I was cheating!
It looks like a shower!
Okay, alright, alright.
It looks like water.
You see me? I was blending in with the wall!
I don't know. I just saw you.
This map sucks, Jack.
This map sucks.
Diarrhea would never play this map ever again.
Dude, I even hid my chat and everything.
Dude.
She's got the web.
She's got the glasses on.
Yes, she's wearing the glasses.
Courage JD wants to play?
Who?
Courage JD.
Well, we just got a six guy.
I kind of wanted to be above six, but we can give courage.
Courage, you got courage?
Yeah, I just met him for the first time in GTRP like four days ago.
I should have my butthole and he told me that to never talk to him again
But I thought like I could get a second chance. Everybody deserves a second chance
That'll happen that'll happen that'll happen. What are we? Can I see your bottle? I'm getting a child here. No, he's a nerd
Say computer show me gimmicks butthole. It's job is job is
stroke the tip a little I
I
Was right you look like little P. Oh, thank you
Cover my
And I'll add this to give you this group chat and then we can all and we don't play
I'll add gimmick while you're adding. What's the name? Why can't I see quicksand?
I'm gimmick
Yeah, that's gimmick. That's that's gimmick right there
of ours gimmick John nice to meet you on gimmick no gimmick dude you're hey you
video game aren't you because well is that you Mr. courage why can I see
quicksand on the thing wait is that who you're inviting oh no you invited me
okay that's why I could find him that's why I could find him yeah
wait all right there we go there we go who just said I hate you video game
Oh, what's going on? Oh
Those in game we're going to the back rooms level one lock it
Hello, everybody
Hello, mr. Good. Hello. Can you see previous chat to this in this dm or no? I can I can that's the user password
Don't leave it. Do you want me to read that out loud? Please do don't don't don't look it
Don't leave it don't leave it
No, if you leave it it would definitely not be okay, they would de-dodge me into oblivion
I would not have internet for weeks. I would have to go back to cooking meals on a campfire outside my house
He doesn't just ignoring everyone's recommendation. Well, I do it like 200 recommendations courage. I met you in a club like four days
There's like 35,000 that didn't give the recommendations. So if you think about it, not really ignoring everyone's recommendation
I did not meet you in a club.
Hey John, I...
Somebody you don't look was I'm not gonna lie to you gentlemen.
I went to the store at six in the morning two days ago.
I drove to the gas station and bought up the entire stock of one serving-sized craft mac and cheese.
And I even fucked that up. I will literally eat anything. I couldn't even eat the crab mac and cheese
I could I put five packages in a bowl and put boiling water in there and then dump the cheese in there
It was most disgusting most disgusting. I don't know how you fuck up crab mac and cheese
But I did and that is the day I retire from cooking as the day I retire from cooking
What's going on? What's happening? What's happening?
I'm in this map. What? What's going on?
We're all in this map. What?
Yeah, of course. We're playing it right now.
What's going on?
I'm falling through the map. Yeah, I'm falling through the map.
I think there's some words up there. There's some words up there
Are you on the map
I'm still free falling
Here
Dude what is happening? Do they do me? They're gonna make me fat dude
He may read those I can't read that back. I'm not very sure me
Can anyone read that?
I
Got everyone's having a lot of fun
I
You
Just hanging around
We only I got I saw one word it was controller. There's only like seven more
Seven more ones to begin
We can play a controller
All right, I saw play a controller. Oh
I can't even read the first, I can't even read the first.
We teleport BP first person character,
Leon character, Hunter C player, state player controller.
Guys, will everyone kill themselves immediately?
I'm I'm floating in the dark abyss. I'm floating in the dark abyss
Thanks, thanks boys
He's hanging around don't mind me gang don't mind
Oh my god.
That's me to the left by the way and I do not look that sad and old.
I wish I could see the little map there would be so fun to hang out with my friends in the
map.
I look so sad.
I'm also wearing that shirt and hat right now.
Literally.
literally I knew about new mappalite hopefully this next one I can actually play
let me see yeah but my name was on that map I don't care if I like that guys we
are going to get my house e-girl room anime memes I know courage I did that
one would get you to the late it.
Oh, I'm focusing now.
I know you're locked in.
I know you're down.
I'm telling you, I, I, I, I, as soon as I said that, wait a minute.
Courage is about to come in.
Courage is about to get a little sensational.
What is this map?
This is, this is anime girl, e-girl, gamer room.
All right.
I've already called sniffing the chair so no one else can sit in the chair.
You think you know someone?
Are we all jumping in the hunt?
I want a time. Oh you go ahead you go ahead. That's all you big man
All the girls have multiple watermelons on their couch
fucking chair oh my god
why is there a watermelon on their couch?
is there a dead body here?
a dead body
I believe there's a body
wait hold on this is
this is an e-girl streaming house
this is asmendold streaming setup
oh yeah, it does look like
what the hell is going on Roddy?
actually it's probably a little too clean for asmend
Yeah, I don't see you yet.
When I go to Steve Asman's place, there'd be like yellow tape on the outside with those radiation signs.
I don't know where to hide this Godforsaken map.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Peanut check this out.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ah, perfect. Ah, yes.
Exactly where I was.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God, oh my God. Good, good, good.
Good, good, good.
Genius, genius, genius.
Don't you want to kind of change the positions?
I ran out of time.
Give me, give me, don't you want to change the positions?
You got my screen just sitting straight on the-
What?
No, no, no, that's a bug.
What are you girls?
What does the eagle have to do this to swap swap swap and then swap back
Give it give it some hot
Okay, please we combine ourselves come on our power
Well, that wasn't sure what you're saying I freaked out
Like come on our fucking but our power come on about my client client
Like with the ponies
Masters is it on a whistle on this? Yeah, yeah every 60 seconds. He's only my second ever game so
This game rules. It's kind of it's like the new their same like CS 3. Oh my goodness. Yes, he is three
Stevie underscore not underscore Nick sent peanut help me celebrate my birthday with some confetti and a sip of the silly perhaps
Let's ride
Guys, I know he's coming and he's still scared of me.
What do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean?
Hello?
You think I have a better idea?
Okay, now...
Oh, oh, they're in my room. They're in the room of engine, Jake.
Hey, hold on.
Yeah, I think...
I thought the extra on that game cancelled.
I thought he's sorry.
Is that how the game is played, Peter?
Thank you for teaching me things.
Sorry, I thought the extra on the wheel meant cancelled.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
That was good.
I'm sorry.
I'll dig that one, I'll dig that one, I'll dig that one.
It all fairness though, we've hidden together many times and you're always jumping like a duck and being half way through the match.
That was my one fuck up, one oomsy boomsies.
I have an idea.
That spot was so good, I walked over you guys like 10 times.
Oh, okay, okay, one person left.
I have a better idea for the next round. I have a better idea for the next round.
Way better. Way better. Incredibly better.
You...
What the...
What the hell am I looking at when I look at Stankrat?
What?
What was your line?
Oh, yeah.
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness gracious.
He is definitely... he's becoming strong.
Yeah, but what are you going for with that?
Painting
With the painting yeah of your body was it like almost a
Drought yeah, look for this one. Oh
I was trying to be SpongeBob. Oh
Then we ran at a time. Oh, I
Could forgot I did that. I'm on I've had a few too many drinks. I think I was too
Welcome. Oh, hi there. It's me.
It's me. I'm just fucking fair fighting.
I learned if you had one.
Wait, am I supposed to get another one?
I know, I'm me.
You? Yes, I'm me.
Yes?
Are you live? Are you live?
Snake round is stuck, step bro.
Yep.
What the hell, man?
Oh, there's a snake.
Oh, nice.
Stream sniper, stream sniper, cheater.
Wait, by the way, gimmick, I see a radiation symbol.
This is as we go down.
Wait, really?
Just get the whole line out.
Look, there's a radio.
She's right there.
You're right.
There she is.
This is that doll.
That doll.
Don't tell her.
Holy shit.
You need to wear protection.
We need to wear protection.
I give a kidding.
I have the perfect idea.
Psych, I'm just making this up.
I'm going to choose a new map.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Are we going?
Are we going?
Yeah.
Courage.
That was for another drink.
I wasn't a bad man, though.
That was me sponsoring your next drink.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll make one right now.
There's decent. That's what I need to paint.
That was a pretty cool map, boys.
You're gonna be painting something.
Oh, Mr. Tiger and Mr. Brave.
What's good, man? Good, man.
What? Thank you, Mom.
What did you say?
What did you say, my boy?
I got a golden cap.
Nuke, boys, you guys are gonna be way too big.
Nuke is gonna be way too big.
We have only like six guys here.
Yeah.
Uh.
Peaches, cats, I don't know how big peaches guys are.
Oh, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, I'm glad I got it.
No, it's, you know,
Twitch added you can give badges to your own stream now.
like viewership badges.
Really?
Viewership badges, was that me?
Yeah.
You can like, you know how people get like badges
for watching events and stuff like drops?
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
You can set that up now for your own stuff.
So let's say you, you can do like,
watch the stream for two hours
and you get a custom badge or,
if the stuff, you know that stuff.
Give me, give me, give me, where are you?
And who's that?
That's sick!
How did none of them?
You don't even be found a good place.
Oh my God, what are we playing?
What?
What are we playing?
What is this?
What are we playing?
You're the one that picked it.
What?
Me?
Oh, what?
Oh, that felt good, man.
OK.
Is it bad?
It's bad.
It's going.
It's really good.
This is actually the best map I've ever seen.
It's four balls of yarn.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, let me try something.
Give it, give it.
I think we tried the same thing.
You tried the same thing?
I tried.
Listen, you know?
It'll be a part of me, part of me, part of me!
Dammit!
We have one more good time, we have one more good time before they get here!
Nick, what are you doing?
What are you doing, Nick?
I'm an ancient.
Ooooh!
Oh I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
You got it!
I'm back. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
IT'S THE MToday!
What's going on?
How many Cent?
Hey Sebastian the Peanut, you have a handsome name,
Many Hot Wheels come from inside here. Thanks for the great streams.
Sebastian, Pina, Lung, Vests, Swag.
Stevie, underscore not underscore Nickcent. Pina, Stevie here. Help me celebrate my birthday with
with some confetti and a sip of the soup perhaps too.
I love you.
Now let's go now.
He's alive!
He's alive!
He's alive!
Who's still alive?
You will never find me in a million years.
I just can't do the YYC.
Rekochemo and silly juice, big man.
You will never find me in a million years.
You will never find me.
Oh man, he's under.
Hold on.
You will never find me in a million years.
I'm the pink neon sign, you dumbass.
No!
The neon sign?
What the hell is going on?
You quiet down over there!
Oh my God.
Did you want me to make you that?
Stream sniper!
Stream sniper!
I could hear what the fuck was going on for half that round.
Hold on, I want to send you this.
your painting interrupting your art piece. My art piece was interrupted. I was really
getting into it guys. Hey Ness. Hey Ness. Hey Ness. Hey Ness. Where's the new art gallery?
I just sent you a link to a subscription like a shared file. Fuck you guy. No, no. That
That's the art gallery on it.
The art gallery is so good.
No, wait, no, I downloaded the art gallery.
Do you have it?
Well, I should have it, I don't know.
Okay, it's on that list, it's like,
I don't know.
I don't have it on that list.
The art gallery is elite.
Fuck, I've never played it.
Might need a little bit more time to paint.
Oh wait, fuck you.
No, no, no, we've done that one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's a new art gallery, it's a new art gallery.
Oh, a new art gallery.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's not a new art gallery?
New art gallery.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I think the gallery
the old one of the art galleries that do or drive or do we want to do nude art
gallery? Let's just try this one. Let's see if this is the new one or the old one.
I don't know how to draw. Oh, you know what? This is going to be the old one
because John didn't have to download to think about that for a second. Generate
gallery. Ready for a 24 hour band? Let me check this, actually. Wait, actually, I think I
read the, I was going over the TOS on the first day and as long as it's tasteful,
really it's actually okay well yeah it'll be tasteful like in the grease
statues when they have the clams over the Johnson okay I got kick oh thank God
we got a blue dog okay that was yeah I got
The little p is significantly smaller than he used to be
Best game in the history of ever wait a minute. Hold on where the walls I can't even join
You're being a little peek-a-me.
He's way up wood, but he's a complete piece of shit, so you're proud.
Oh, give it! Give it! You're here, too!
I'm here! Give it!
Give it! Give it to me, too!
Do I look beautiful, stuffy, and soft?
You look a little depressed.
You look a little depressed.
Look us if you didn't have a great day.
He painted a bunch of graffiti all over the odd.
You see that?
Oh my god.
Look at this.
Oh my god.
Look at this.
Oh, I see little pee.
I see little pee.
What the?
Oh, wait.
I'm just exploring.
I'm just exploring.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't shoot.
Don't shoot.
I
Just kill ourselves because don't everybody's in the game turns is in the yellow thing at the front of the room
Give me turn around you dumb bitch
Back of the room back of the room
The other one, turn around, oh my god, great.
David can actually never sit.
I knew it was back there, I wanted to see the map.
It's hot, it's hot.
Where's the new art gallery, where's the new one?
Where's the new art gallery?
Where's that?
How do I get stuff from that link?
Is that like a, just subscribe, just hit subscribe to.
If we all hit subscribe to on that link,
It'll all populate all that did was bring me to mecca chameleon maps
But I think that leg oh
Man, no, I I'm some sweet doing that
Yeah, I'm now I'm subscribed to art gallery. Oh, yeah, we start here. I'm gonna restart the oh
Yeah, that that's the link. That's how the fuck did you get in this game?
Me we changed the username remember guys and I never I never put it in the discord again
I just told you how to change it.
Gingy told me to put it to it.
Oh, OK, OK, I'm going to say it.
OK, come back.
Come back.
You're a hacker.
You're a hacker.
All right, we got some research.
I'll be on these other dough.
Don't don't use the password.
Don't leave these events.
Remember, don't leave it.
Don't leave it.
Don't leave it.
Don't leave it.
Don't leave it.
We're going to the art gallery.
Mr. Courage.
Yes, there it is.
I couldn't help but notice.
Is that a Sun Cruiser?
It's a surf side.
That's what I meant.
Excellent.
Yes, it's a surf side.
Thank you.
I love me some surfs.
We're starting the game in five seconds.
Everybody quick.
We're only missing one person and it's you.
You should feel embarrassed.
Whoever is listening to this right now.
It's only you.
Everyone else isn't here right now.
You caught me only six at a time in here,
but I was encouraging you to get it quickly.
My tactics have failed.
I think I got to restart my game because I can't.
You're doing everything.
where did you post the original in this group oh yeah we yeah we just have to add
a two to the username it's pretty I was checking DM's I wasn't checking the
group got it that'll do it I first take said anything don't really I'm just
walking in I was walking in let me let me see let me see let me ask him just a
rudimentary question snake right you ever heard of the free Snickers bar
technique in 7-eleven everyone who walks in with a bomb scrapped with their
chest gets one free Snickers bar
in the game of course I told you I told you I told you he's still here
He's still here, he's locked in, he's locked in.
Give me, we, me and my bungalows,
we were just worried about you for not talking.
I just, I wanted to make sure you were still,
still up and, up and, up and going.
So I had to ask you a quick question to, to, to,
to, to scintillate the synapses in your brain.
Scintillating synapses.
Is scintillating synapses.
Oh, yes, yes.
Scintillating synapses.
Is everybody the game now?
Missing one, right?
We're missing one?
Who?
Oh, it's J.G.
I'm here. I'm here.
Where's you again?
Oh, sorry, sorry. Did you make a new lobby?
Yeah.
We got you. We have a new lobby.
See who's your master though.
I keep resetting like everything that I keep putting into this.
But I'm here now.
I know. It's annoying.
Sometimes it saves it. Sometimes it doesn't.
You've made too many requests recently.
You're going to side crimes online.
They will free you in jail with the wall.
I don't know my God.
Oh my God.
I would never go to jail with the wall.
I'd be up there with them with the peanuts and the pecans
in one of those prisons that have the golf courses on them.
Everyone's old.
No one's dropping the soap in the shower.
That's where you want to be.
That's where you want to be.
That's where you want to be.
Oh, no.
We're just in the right now.
It's clenched on yours.
What's clenched?
No, it says John on mine as well.
Oh, there we go.
It's going to sound worse too, that side.
Here we go.
I see what's going on here.
I see what's going on here.
You guys can't hide from me.
This is giving me epilepsy.
Sorry about that.
I'm not moving the camera.
I'm not moving the camera.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Come on.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
I've opened up one Pokemon pack in my whole life. Can I show you the card?
Yes
You just made her whole month, dude. I've opened up. I'm gonna tilt you though. Okay
Good
Seven-year-old fully nude human man. What if we just
You don't have the balls not many options here
You don't have the balls
Yeah
Trash can
Okay, this is a
You guys are gonna paint things gonna be impossible
things never painted before though yeah you can't look at an angle you can only
float up
but she is yeah they're gonna be hiding in the paintings this map is one of the
craziest but it's so you're not in the pain things oh you're not in the pain
things oh no no we are not in the pain don't look at the baby is someone
Jesus hold on someone might be Jesus I'm going over don't look at Jesus don't
Don't look at Jesus!
Don't look at Jesus!
Do not look at Jesus!
Who's- someone's here by us!
Wait, where are you you motherfucker?
Where are you?
I can't believe you found him!
Oh my god dude!
What a shit hiding spot that was!
He didn't even give up on you!
I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't even be able to believe that!
I can't believe that.
I can't believe that.
No.
You should have listened to me.
Give it. I should have given you your hiding spot. I'm so sorry. Oh my goodness.
Oh my.
Listen, let's talk off stream. We can, you know, maybe you can teach me a thing.
I had the low IQ low eq hiding spot. I'm full of judge give me. I hope you forgive me
Listen, it happens the best of us
John, where are you? Oh shit, dude. Thanks. We're in here kimchi. There's multiple in here
Receive
Oh
Give me an excellent audience but I'm gonna learn from you was to give it
Well okay one left
We should have painted the butt cheek
I think I was an ace for Genji. I think that was an ace. No actually I got peanut. Okay. That was such a good drawings think rat
I'm sorry. She's serious. Oh my god. That's actually really impressive
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
I got a card back from PSA.
Wait, you did? Yes. Ready?
Ready? I'll show you.
Wait.
Hold on.
What? Wait, are you showing it on stream?
Yeah, but not a peanuts looking.
Hold on.
He's holding on.
I've been looking at some.
Hold on. I'm looking at your stream.
We're gonna need 90 seconds of painting time.
We need 90 seconds of painting.
Yes, I'd lock it lock and it's time to win and it's time to win
We know which we do know which we had a nine
We do know whistles
I got a nine.
I got a nine.
No way!
No way!
It was too late!
It was too late!
It was too late!
It was a 1999.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I don't like this room.
Wait, is this the same map?
Yeah.
We're going the other way now.
Oh my god.
Is this ballsy for me to do right here?
This would be policy.
This would be policy.
What do you think?
What do you think?
You can do it.
Oh, no.
Courage.
The blue door is too obvious.
Courage.
The blue door is too obvious.
Don't do it, don't be on the blue door, don't be on that orange painting in the back room either, oh my god don't do that
Smart, don't be on the orange painting
Try to help the other
This is my peak, this is my peak right here
You ready Tom?
Let's try it like 25 seconds, maybe
Stand no chance
Neither of you said a chance you muted me. Yeah, I'm here. I don't want to hear you after you called me fat
A lot
And it's trending on Instagram courage. Don't listen here. We actually
Oh, no
You might as well call me every single bad word in the history of ever
What's what's what's out of the painting zone? What's the game starts you can't
What happened
You can still paint.
Oh, this is a masterpiece.
Whoa!
I knew something looked off! Fuck! All right, let's see, let's see, Fina. Let's see, let's see.
You're out of the paintings as soon as the round starts, and I didn't know that
Come on. What do you mean? Well, you see the red line you you can't cross the red line once the round starts. Oh
Me gimmick, holy shit yours is crazy. I don't even see you
Okay, Nick is right there. Oh, I was looking at the name
Yeah
That's a really
Okay, my nipple not pink enough. I
Think your nipples just fine, buddy
Like gimmicks a sweat the gimmicks gimmicks gimmicks is pretty good. I
Don't know if you're fine. It's crazy
Well, yeah, we out here
I didn't hear him over here either you didn't he must be hacking oh yeah he's
hacking you gotta turn off the whistle shit respectfully you draw the witch
which other ways though you know like what yeah you got it you definitely got
a whistle. Did you say turn off the whistle? Turn off the whistle. Yeah, that's so hot
whistle, but then for content, you just got to hit the whistle, you know? Give him a chance.
Yeah.
Where could we hide?
I feel like I've looked at him already.
Are you still working on a gimmick? Let me see.
Oh yeah. Locked in. Nice, nice, nice.
No blinking.
put your faith in me can you put it in me gimmick can you put it in me put it in me put it in me
put it in me it's coming in open up it's coming in my faith is is coming into you oh my god okay
we're going back in we're going back in whistle whistle will be no whistles no no you are one
whistle and between the entire round one whistle one whistle one whistle by the way i've named my penis
I hate my life dearly.
You see?
You see that?
You see that right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That, that.
Right.
Put that over here.
See?
See?
See?
See?
See?
Oh.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Hold on.
Let me try a few things here.
You go, you go, you go, you go.
No, no, no, no, that's not gonna work.
Here's your words.
You first thing you showed.
Up, up.
Tangerine?
Be the same as me, be the same as me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Wait, wait, wait, you want me to be the,
wait, I'll be that part.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, do you want me?
I mean, what, what do you think about what we do?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's like this, it's like this.
Like this?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
and the pizza and then the you know,
oh my God, this is perfect.
Oh my God, this is this is it.
This is our masterpiece.
Oh my God, this is it.
This is it.
There's not enough time.
Oh, this is not enough time.
This is it.
They were certainly never by as you see this!
We only get one?
You see this, you see this, you see this!
On this map?
Fuck you, John! Fuck you guys!
Fuck yourself.
I love how much this friend group really does love each other.
Fuck you, Gers! Fuck you guys!
Not immediately!
In the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game.
game in the game million I guess what what what what
Pee-Meat. Genji has a alcoholic beverage. Oh my god. No way. Oh my god.
Stop this game. And she said, he's so proud of me that I finally made friends.
Tell her that we're more like in twinkies than like he said. She's so proud of me that I've made it
a quaintness. Let her know that I think I get government benefits from playing with you.
I
You sound like you're 17,000 miles
Talking out of your not even your webcam, but like the webcam that's laying on your floor that are you
two rooms away Xbox turn off
there's my beautiful boy
how did it go
we're playing on the worst map
don't you just want to join
I'm ripping whistles right now I'm ripping whistles for you guys
I'm so confident I'm gonna go pee and I'm gonna get myself a little glass of whiskey
And I know for sure 100% we're not gonna be discovered. You know what?
I'm gonna go to the villagers that's how certain I am that I'm not gonna be discovered either. I am
It really takes away from the game when all the people hiding leave
Just know the same key the same code as the last one
The last Cody's could you do me a favor and tell me exactly where you are?
Her hint what I all I'll say I don't really want to give it away just because
It was so
Why are you looking Jesus with a gun what were you doing?
Disgusting God she's right here. She was
Holy shit, I
Would I would do some praying
jumped out of my seat that scared the shit out of me this game scares me way
more than I'd like to admit
is that the Ranger lion jackpot?
yes sir
what's up buddy?
hey king how are ya?
are you talking rp terms?
yeah yeah yeah
I love rp
dude I've been meeting with uh
Very good.
I never went rooms I've been in, what rooms I haven't been in.
Okay.
This peanut ademic
Is me off.
Give me a hint.
Just, just snitch on them.
I don't want to spoil, I don't want to.
No, I just snitch on them, it's so easy.
If I, if I snitch on where they are, a fucking bomb will shove my house in real life.
Yeah, but they're not here so they won't know.
Oh shit.
Down as I fully expected.
You did one whistle on the biggest map we've played.
Yeah, Genji, I'm so glad you're stream sniping, I'm so glad you're stream sniping, I'm stream sniping cheater!
Jesus, Jesus!
But, hold on now, hold on now.
Can you at least find one person, please?
I can't do this all by myself!
I'm good, I'm good.
I
Packable locations impactable locations take red in back of a location. Oh, thank you. Thank you
You painted the meantime when you're off stream
How long did that take?
What's the ticket of ages?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
My favorite part about the One Whistle is we should never do it again.
We should do it again and then also I'm gonna text you really quick.
I'm gonna text you.
I'm texting you the next minute.
I have a perfect plan.
Roger, Roger.
Roger.
I have the perfect plan.
I can't find the server.
I didn't even go in here. Oh my gosh.
I didn't even know this room was existent.
So far, Pina's been a lamp post and an exercise.
Fuck yourself 5,000 times.
Are you in it, BB? Are you in?
I'm good. You think you're funny, don't you?
You're not going to find me this time.
You're not going to find me this time.
I'll go in on you.
You would not find me I you would not be a million years. Let's put subs on it. Let's put subs on it
You know what I'm gonna make this massive gifted you know what only a hundred. Are you kidding me one one sub
Okay, what's up?
Didn't think you
No, are we still are we still playing?
I don't want to stop rotating man. It's making me sick. What is the one who's hunting? Why are you watching my stream?
Because I'm watching you hunt me to see if I see myself in your stream if I'm a good hider
Crazy
it's really locked in. I can
I'm so beyond fucked, it's not even funny.
Tch!
Here we come!
Wait, Chinky, you're hunting?
Chinky's hunting?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah I am, bitches.
I saw your tweet today.
I'm scared.
Oh shit, I'm late!
Ugh
Ok.
one sub on the line
one sub? why did you clear it? what rooms have you cleared?
what's the sub back? oh shit okay
one sub okay where if I was a baby where will I be?
uh oh
he doesn't want to be anywhere forget him
forget him forget he exists
who's on the cock chair? okay
I
I'm not exaggerating that might be the best thing I've ever seen today
date in any game not just not any game this game is so easy when you open the
person stream
hey come on man
Jim's tired, I'll see
you talking about juji
let me open the little multi-twitch
cheers you guys
cheers
cheers
did you behind you
something
John there's no way
John
what
artist. A master artist. How
did she find that? Walked in
this room. I didn't want to
point it out. I didn't want to
point it out. I walked in this
room and didn't see that. I
I hate the pain. No way. We're
cleanly part of the stream
striper. She's literally stream
He's my nation.
He's my nation.
He's my nation.
Your wish was for nice to be stereotyping, okay?
That's important.
That is important.
That is important.
That is important.
You look amazing.
You look amazing.
Oh my God.
Am I beautiful?
Am I beautiful?
Yo, give me a whistle.
Someone give me a whistle.
That's what you want.
Give me a whistle.
Oh my God.
It was like on the swamp.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
There's a room behind that room.
Amazing.
Amazing.
I'm just going to go into Microsoft Paint together for hours.
Yes, have a fucking time.
Oh, you're a nightmare.
You never find us again.
Oh, I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
I say we find a real hiding spot this time to show that we are not just fools.
We are also adversaries to be worthy of fear.
They're getting the wrong idea.
They didn't think the shit is sweet, jit did ass.
On a snack, ten toes down, no cap.
Why is it so shit?
60 third street, 60 third street.
My god, they have a great, Ellie on that corner.
I don't understand because I legit.
Whistle again, Coward, whistle again.
Even if John was whistling right now.
over here to just where I'm gonna be able to find it yes we're I don't know if
I'm schizophrenic they're fucking by me
John Picasso is what they call me we are not playing as bad as intended I cut off
no one is playing this map as intended no one is playing this map as it was
Are you guys don't tell me they're cheating? No, no, not even the complete polar opposite
Whistle get tower literally spent two and a half seconds painting your toes
Oh
We so serious
Jindy doesn't buy the fuck these two fucking idiots
Well, and she find me in the in the depths of
Deepest parts of the ocean
And the marion of trend I'll be hiding inside of a giant
in the middle of the merry on a swim since you killed me
someone shut peanut up um I didn't move at all
yes you did I swear to god as as kabebe he saw me at the start and the finish
I didn't know what I was doing again what do you get what do you get
I'm telling you John is so good at all caps he did fucking nothing
he painted his my job he did amazing don't you speak to John like that John is
amazing yeah he's very very brave and stuck in
And he's beautiful!
And he's beautiful!
Oh my god!
Masterpiece time!
Fuck you, JG!
Fuck you, JG!
I know, dude!
I'm fighting what I'm killing you!
This is my second ever lobby!
Hold on, I'm just...
The 90 second paint is stressing me out!
out okay okay we're using a bit of gimmicks to sign I'm gonna be a teddy
oh I'm oh I am art reviewer I'll see you sure and I know real art from a fake
art I know what a real art looks like you're a hunter I'm a hunter and I know
real art from a fake art I'm a censor professional
I'm here to inspect the art in this museum and it's a paintbrush and it's a paintbrush
my period i am el sensio art inspector and i will i will be able to spot even
even the smallest imperfections and any other in this museum
I just got screwed by the game what that says you're leaving yourself believe
yourself an imperfection from a minor way you know just believe in yourself
If you believe me, I'm not gonna believe you.
Okay, I saw that there's BB.
I don't fucking believe you.
I don't fucking believe you.
What the?
I ain't gonna help you because you are out there
reviewing and entertaining.
I don't believe in you, baby.
I don't believe in you.
I should have believed in me more, honestly.
You pull back your belief, your faith,
when I need most.
Can I screw you, my bad, my bad.
You ain't fucked me.
Did it just randomly say you were buried out of nowhere for no reason?
Yep.
Yeah, it's fun.
This map is great.
Okay, guys, I don't met a game, but I can see out of my peripheral vision when my chat is going fucking insane.
So it's kind of like hard for me not to see that in my peripheral vision and know that I made somebody.
Stream sniper.
I'm stream sniper.
I'm sorry.
I can see it in my peripheral vision using your piece of shit, but like...
Stream sniper.
I'm trying to hide it a little bit.
I'm not looking at it, but I can tell it's going absolutely crazy.
Stream sniper.
so I fuck you fuck you you better not be looking at us right now stay strong
Peter stay strong sweet sweet boy was this your last round you know I don't
think it was are you sure cuz I could I could have sworn I seen something like
this in the corner you're sure this wasn't here that's a gimmick he does
Look a little ugly and stupid
Check him with the official art revealing 12 games, but no Lee second
I'm not gonna lie to you my purview vision for my jet gave you
I'm sorry I'm so fucked I'm so it's not that I was not that I didn't know you'd
see me it's more than I'm surprised you'd kill such a sweet boy
oh also first of all you're right excellent mustache though those are
Did you come over here for just a moment better?
I'm essentially an official art reviewer, and I would like to see if you can
Nothing
you would get a beautiful sunrise looks like
The last one I heard was over here somewhere
All right, I'll say this I'm in the back room with the three big peg. Oh my god
It's incredible, right?
Fuck you!
You're unleashing something, Courage.
You're unleashing something.
Where was he?
I'm not kidding.
He's a threat in this shit.
That was pretty good.
She's just a stream sniper.
She's a stream sniper.
She's a stream sniper.
She's a stream sniper.
She's a stream sniper.
Oh my god, I'm sorry about her courage. Don't let this be our first impression. Yeah, let
us be our second impression. Actually, yeah, wait, courage, it would be a second impression.
I actually had a nice tequila drink with you and Bobby Poff at a Cod major. Oh wow, for
my Thursday right there. Give it, give it, give it, give it. We're locking in for this
one. We're locking in for this one. Very large. Give it, give it, give it. We're locking in.
I
This is my spot my spot you piece of shit
Are you fucking
Am I fucking am I fucking are you fucking fucking?
40 seconds oh my god
I'm hammered
That's the best way to play.
She started, Peanut's got to wake up in like six hours.
And true that's for you.
You have to wake up in six hours?
Yeah, I got to wake up in six hours
because I entered into a tournament
that I didn't know was a European tournament.
He did.
He helped me, too.
I made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
And Peanut got me into this mess.
It was at 5 PM Moscow time.
Moscow time.
Die!
No!
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Anybody could have made that mistake.
Anyone could have made that mistake.
Nina told me, oh my god, it's at 9am and I was like, oh my god, which of course I realized
was 7am for me.
I've never heard of anything referenced in my whole life as a Moscow time.
my whole life it's MSK MSK but they
recommend they represent as CESD would
sound close enough for me to be CET
which is where I live but CESD let me be
the first to tell you is very different
than CESD very different crazy I've
ever heard very different what is it
what does it stand for Moscow you looked
it up earlier Moscow I'm waiting you
guys gonna be on like 300 ping as well
for whatever your dog no no no this
There's- there's- there's- there's- there's- there's all around the world doing it.
And Peanut said last place, but he's still gonna get-
I know I'm not- I'm in like, actually, top 50.
How many compes- compes- 400!
400 since I said you pretty much like-
Oh, that's pretty good.
You ever said try- fuck you.
Mm-hmm.
Fuck you, you eat my shit.
Ah.
Hush questions she made it to it.
Peanut, do you remember who did- was it me or Hush who did better?
Oh, that's a good question.
I saw Hush shoot someone three times in the face with BP and then end stream.
Because that person didn't die.
It kind of sounds like hutch.
Poor little guy.
Okay.
This is not going to work.
This is not going to fucking work.
I'm going to whistle.
Keep whistling.
Was it my game crash?
No.
Oh.
Stupid.
Let it crash, let it flow.
Shut the fuck up!
Let it flow.
I'm not letting the interest of thoughts win.
Dude, I fucking hate this map.
Can we not play it seven times in a row?
This is a great map.
This is the first one we finally found some traction on.
This is the first one we finally actually done.
My second map was peanut glitching under the map.
It really wasn't great.
It really wasn't.
What an intro.
What did it turn for you, Gerdj?
I was like, oh my internet dropped.
You're the hell of you, Ben, because you keep walking by people and they keep getting coins and...
I didn't know what it's mean! What if it's you?
It's definitely not me.
You don't know that. You're just making assumptions that hurt feelings.
Oh my god, there's 17 in this room.
At minimum.
Wait, someone's walking.
I'm walking. I'm so locked in.
Oh, we're doing the one whistle thing again. Oh, perfect. Oh, yeah, I don't know why. Hey,
Hey, buddy. Oh, thank you courage. I got you. I think it's important to give a couple whistles or two
I'm not gonna spy on me, but it's important to get some it builds teammate karate come. Yeah. Yeah, like
Honestly, thank you
Let's see. Let's see what we got. Okay. Okay. Explain them vividly where what you're seeing right now. Alright, so I'm going to give my reviews. Stake rats. That's literally a rat spot. I'll be honest. Okay. Stake rats underneath something or inside of a wall.
Um, oh my God.
Peanut actually tried for the first time in the hour I've been here.
This is impressive.
Dude, hey, dude, peanut actually played the game in an incredible way.
And you're not finding him.
You're not finding gimmick and you're not finding a baby.
Yeah, you're not finding anyone else in this lobby.
I'll bet my life on it.
I'm not kidding.
I when I go to sleep, wake up.
Blender for six hours stream again. This dude is a fucking weapon when he tries
Three of them are in the room with the three big paintings you have 15 seconds
I'll actually go level further they're in the one middle one the middle one on the back wall
you're not gonna find them.
All right!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Good question!
Good work!
You know, he's just saying the same thing.
He's just saying the same thing.
Get it?
He makes it to the back.
He makes it by far back.
Bottom left.
Wow!
That is incredible.
incredible
The rose in the phone
Did you download that map back that one that I sent you remember when you said that leaked you should be only titted to the general page for maps at
The the figure who's he doozy? Oh?
Also, oh so fuck you
All right, here's this is a good one, too
I have I have a hundreds and hundreds of
Fucking fuck each other
Super duper man super super super man super duper man news office super duper man
Mr. Whistler, five people, Mr. Winkler, man, good half bad!
I've missed him, paper, text, Mr. Alex,
five people, five people, man, good half bad!
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
You wouldn't find me to fill in
the entire present in a day, boss.
Happy Saturday, Mr. T.B.D.
You don't want the peace of this.
No.
Even if I said it is free.
How much?
Hold on, wait a second, what's free?
Free.
What's free?
A piece of this.
A piece of what?
I'm giving you a piece of this.
Is it hal?
Hal.
It is very halal, Mr. Notty.
So you say?
It has halal things on the market.
It has only been halal in a couple of times.
Oh my god.
By a man named Dwyny and yourself.
Give it, give it, give it, give it.
Give it, give it, give it.
What do we have?
What is this?
What if we can't be superman?
Oh, hey, J.G.
You detail.
Hey, hey.
You detail now?
No, I don't detail now.
What the fuck is this?
No, no, no.
Is it the Mona Lisa?
She's like, hey.
No, it's like the mode of... mode of ducha.
Yeah, we're just...
This is the daily...
What is this?
This is the Superman newspaper.
The Daily Wire.
Yeah, it's the Daily Wire, notorious Superman...
Oh, I see what you're talking about.
Hold on a minute.
Give me... give me... give me... where are you?
I... I... I... yeah.
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
Give me... give me... give me... where do you... where do you...
Where do you go? Where do you go?
where are you we are you
I'm uh
I'm going to spot the hide
finding shooting right away you make what the fuck are you doing
Okay, sorry
Oh my god, I'm bouncing dude. I'm bouncing like a ragdoll
Color match is so perfect. I can't fucking move. What the hell is this?
Thought I was gonna be looking at paintings. I don't think I'm ready for this. I can't make I can't move
Me get you. Are you bouncing around like a ragdoll to John? No, I just can't paint
Move I'm like stuck in this very narrow position
You're on your own mr. Peanut
There's so many spots to look here. Oh my fucking god, I hate you so much hold on Genji
Hold on hold on Genji
I couldn't fucking move
Where did this one go?
You got them all! You got them all!
You got me and the other one, that was it.
That was the last one.
No, there was three. There was three.
No, there wasn't. Don't gas like me, Gigi. There was not three.
There was three!
There wasn't! There wasn't three! Don't gas like me!
Yes! There was three!
Go, go, go! Gigi's going up!
And then did you get the...
The one that was going over here? Or no?
I got one.
The first one's had away her perfume!
I was trying to gaslight it while you were walking a foot behind us.
I'm not kidding, bro.
I'm my fucking eyes are lagging, bro.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
Yo, I'm not kidding.
My fucking eyes are lagging, bro.
They're buffering, they're buffering.
It's a good thing for you.
It's dangerous to live.
Yo, I am still alive.
I'm not kidding.
I just want to make one thing abundantly clear with the group.
If Peanut survives this round,
I'm uninstalling this fucking game.
Okay, what about steak rat?
I'm uninstalling this fucking game.
Out of here.
Steak rat's being a little bit of a scumbag.
Wait, peanut lives?
I'm taking my pee up and throwing it into the hot tub.
I'm fucking kidding.
I am a creature.
I'm seeing something.
Me?
Me?
I'm seeing something.
You're probably standing straight up in your eyes.
Me?
Steak rat?
No.
That's the position first day. Let me see where sacred is
Okay
You might see you possibly expose it 100% there is something there
My screen is just floating in the middle of the air.
In my screen, Stigrat is just in the middle of the air.
He's not even in that room, in reality.
So you're good to expose.
Really, I heard someone over here, Gingy.
It says you.
Where you were standing.
I heard someone over here.
If Peanut wins, my PC is getting a foot through it.
I don't want that.
Yo, bro, you're not if I replace game again, you're not
Have some pride Stankrat
Right month Stankrat. Yes, that's a spot. That should be illegal. That should be like a flag on the play
Where's this fucking Roomba at
And what the hell? What the hell?
Nice, you guys just fucking blowin' my spot! What the hell, guys?
I didn't hear.
Bullet him a whole fuckin' spot!
That narrow's examin' to 20,000 square feet, peanut.
You're welcome.
Oh my god, dude.
You literally dream sniping!
No, I'm not. You whistle, dumbass.
I'm looking for so much right now.
I'm drinking all day tomorrow if you guys don't find him. My wife's gonna be very mad at me and it's gonna be all your fault, you see?
No, dude.
This guy is a fucking Dyson vacuum. He's literally a Dyson fucking vacuum.
Oh my god.
I see you!
You were too easy!
Too easy!
No.
Hurry!
Let's go!
Oh my god.
Y'all, I'm actually irate right now. I'm irate.
I
Put on the glossy metallic paint
Looks like a two-tone fucking piece of shit
Peanut's a butch body a butch body two-tone pieces
You know what I want to hug this friend I'm not letting him get away with this shit.
I'm just saying to you, I'm just saying to you, I'm just saying to you, I'm just saying
to you, give me a hug, give me a hug, give me a hug, give me a hug, give me a hug.
Forgive me, I'm going past my old ways.
I need to go to the bathroom.
Give me, give me, give me, give me a hug, give me a hug.
Don't mute, don't mute, don't mute.
I want to hear the sound of your poop falling in the tub.
Piss on Mike, piss on Mike.
I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it.
I'm running into some light invisible walls.
It means I'm right Picasso era.
Oh my God, walking in the line.
OK, OK, I think I'm good, I think I'm good.
So are the invisible walls in this one?
I
Know it's not a ton paint for real is a gorilla look like what is it?
Thank you gorilla
Is that a gorilla?
What does it look like?
Where you are, but
Give it to me come here. I I did I did I don't know if this map is fucked for me
I don't know if I can get I don't know if I can get to you
All right
I'm gonna keep trying my little button drop heart
So screwed
Yeah, look at me look at me right now stank rat. We're not letting this motherfucker get away with it. All right. All right
What is that?
Okay
was okay. Excellent work.
Whatever you guys saw was not what I saw because I was outside on the on the building out completely out of sight.
gimmick in my eyes you were standing on top of a fan in the open.
Not ideal. Not ideal.
Okay.
Yeah.
They wouldn't really walk in here.
They wouldn't use. They wouldn't use.
We can come. We can come.
give it give it you see my smile you see my smile
I thought you were okay
what if it's all your message was very misleading
your message was very misleading
I was trying to get
somewhere else I would read the message after the
after the game obviously because I want to leak where I'm at but
How can you misconstrue what I said?
Maybe I'm not maybe I'm not seeing it right on my
Okay, honestly, I don't think I'm seeing what you're seeing. I'm pulling up your stream right now
I was standing on top of a fan. I was scaling the walls like Ethan Hunt
Yeah, give it to you. We're gonna have a high IQ or high IQ.
Did you see me in the game? Give me a closer look right here.
Yeah, you're on a fan.
Something is deeply, something is deeply wrong.
Oh man.
I wish I could find somebody.
Give it to me.
Where'd you see it?
I really wish I could find somebody.
On my screen, it is literally...
Fuck!
It'll be me. It'll be me.
You're Michael Angelo, baby.
I was doing so well.
You're Michael Angelo.
Oh my God.
Tell me you streamed without time.
Oh my God.
Snakerat, explain what you saw.
Explain what you saw.
I literally just saw a stick figure on the painting.
I'm going to grab the phone.
Wait a fucking second.
Wait a fucking second.
Wait a fucking second.
Wait a fucking second.
Way to fucking sell us a compass for the short end.
He really paid a damn in every score.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
That was funny.
OK, two people left.
Who's left?
Jinji and who?
Me.
OK, OK, OK.
Jinji's just cheating.
What do you mean?
He's cheating.
And John is playing the game right.
OK.
John, John brought a little bit of real life into the game.
That means John is a fucking Rimbaud.
And that's what gaming is all about.
He's a fucking Rimbaud.
He's a fucking Rimbaud.
It's called immersion.
It's called immersion.
He's the shittiest thing of all time.
I just couldn't color match.
I tried 17 different color palettes.
But it worked.
So I went the real route.
He's the biggest piece of shit of all time.
Look for him.
He'll give us a whistle.
I tried color matching so many times and it gave me pain.
I think he's a good guy.
He's powerful.
Something is no wrong in my opinion.
Gingy's is cheating.
Gingy's is cheating.
I see John floating in the middle of the floor.
I see John floating in the middle of the floor.
A completely different color.
No, no, no.
Gingy is...
Gingy is...
Gingy is doing some expert testing.
Yeah, Gingy is expertly hiding expertly.
I
Screen she is literally floating the whistle by me as well. Okay, okay, then you put yours on my face
Okay
I think that's part of the desk
It's just a new map
You said you heard over here somewhere. Oh
Good, you won't whistle you won't whistle Jinji did you I will rip my charge on half if you don't want
She's behind the TV
I told you season I told you season I told you season I told you I told you
Maybe honestly you you were painted great out there you were painted great. Oh, yeah, thanks
Matter, you know, we got to do Matt this map is bugged as shit for me
Floating in the middle and and apparently so am I
Okay, we can switch maps. We do have another map to play.
If you love that map, maybe I can just leave and rejoin.
No, I think we've got some new maps.
Let me make sure I went through all the new maps.
I think I played all the new maps.
Let me go to the Seaworks. I'll give you two seconds.
I'm going to the Seaworks to see if there's a new map to start playing.
You see let me see I'm a little workshop. It's definitely a map called peanut notice me
My discord
We're about to cook we're about to cook we're about to cook we're about to cook yes, oh it's cooking time
Oh, it's cooking time. It's cooking time. Oh, it's cooking time. It is cooking time
LG before the LG LG before the LG before the LG before the LG before the LG before the LG
Even say that just that's what you say. They just try to scare you. That's just a deep thing
You think they break you good they break you good guys me that we're not a lot of lever house
I thought this was America.
I wanna go outside and get swept away.
And I got-
It's tsunami.
I got kicked.
I got kicked.
I got kicked.
I got kicked.
I close the servers so I can do maps.
At risk.
Hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in.
Gingy, I sent you something so funny and silly, Gingy.
I am coming.
Oh.
Do not come.
Do not come.
Show me, show me.
Do not come.
I am coming now.
I
Have arrived
What the fuck is that usually
You're lost caves rush board school force rock star roll five minutes in Freddy's we need to find out five minutes in Freddy's
Let's do it. All right. Is there any in we can do it
You don't
Go back and copy because it yeah, he does everything
Tengas Laos, Tengas Laos, son of Dr. Mingus Laos.
Son of Dr. Mingus Laos.
Let me tell you, Dr. Mingus was one of the most
revered doctors of our time.
You know what happened to Dr. Mingus, Mr. Gurdj?
What happened?
He died in the Las Vegas Hotel under mysterious circumstances
with the heart of Africa in 14 miles of Black car heroin.
My name is black and really bad.
True.
All right, P. Dr. Mingus.
Rest in peace, Dr. Mingus.
No, not Dr. Pingus!
Dr. Mingus.
Dr. Mingus, Dr. Mingus, Dr. Mingus, that's right.
He was not only a world renowned therapist,
lawyer, medical doctor, and crypto enthusiast.
Oh wow, he did like the Bitcoin.
I've actually heard that he may be even Satoshi Sasazaki.
Or whatever.
He's a pioneer.
I really don't think that's his name.
Well, that was his alternative.
That's his alias.
That's his alias.
He's Satoshi.
We're ready for John to download the map.
He's got the AOL dial up.
It's gonna take a moment.
Oh no, I have that to my brain.
I don't have it in internet.
I'll click it right now.
Click it?
Go ahead, Bryn.
Yeah.
Oh, it's Satoshi Nakamoto.
Oh, that's the guy who designs the stuff.
Yeah, no, that's, what?
Aka Dr. Biggest Louse.
Aka Dr. Biggest Louse.
Doctor
No cheese much, no cheese much. There's too many shadows don't cheese much don't cheese much I'm fucking it do
steak red
Oh
Yeah, what is this map? Oh?
Look you go encourage. I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna kill you. I just
Okay, I won't do it. Just tell me what's on there. Thank you. I'm taking a slump. Yeah
Yeah
You're right. Oh, I thought a much better spot much better spot
Perfect
It's so dark
It's so dark right you're the next one. You're the next one. You see myself. I don't even know
I'm having a I'm having a seizure
Say where you are
My favorite part is
We we we we we I read you. What is this map?
Dude honestly, if they were you over your courage, what was that noise literally change that I'm not gonna lie
I don't know what noise. I just made okay. Okay. Well, I thought it was one of those like oh, I'm nervous cuz you know
I just made like I don't even know what just happened. I really
It was like a bodily reaction to one of those telehealth appointments when they're done.
I need to call my doctor and see if everything's okay.
You okay, Jinji?
Has a shotgun?
Hey, sorry, sorry.
John is scaling a wall.
Yes, yes.
Let's take a look at where our teammates are.
Okay?
Oh, say it out loud.
No, I'm just...
Dear God.
why this map is so dark your god that's my reaction to one of my teammates
I know these guys, I know they like to be fucked up things, I know.
You're not giving them enough credit.
Now they are so sophisticated leaving that you will never find them genuinely. I mean it perfect. They're in the room
I'm in and I'm gonna murder
They paint themselves together sometimes
as a one thing he's laughing I hear the little fucker laughing
I hear the little fucker laughing
wait are you talking about peanut giving
they've never done that
we've literally never done that
we've literally never done that
dude all the time
you didn't know peanut
who the fuck is giving
who are you talking about
lay off the drinks John
yeah he's bloody smoking crack
bloody smoking literal mad
what is this guy smoking
this is easily the hardest map I've ever seen
that's actually a pretty good thing
Every time
This might be the back demopes. This might be a baby your best work yet 100% your best work yet
Genji I heard some over by me peanut and gimmick
Ironically your best work yet
This baby a back demote
This is definitely your best work yet.
I'm back to both of you.
This is it.
We hit our peak.
Oh, I like when I came into this room, and now I can't exit.
Fun.
It's fun.
They can have an hour and 30 minutes that wouldn't find anybody.
I can't read this room, so I'm not going to find much.
Oh, you're stuck in that room?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
you ever think about leaving the room I did wait I was about to suggest that you
think you just walk out the door John just walk out the door I don't know
what's so hot about walking out the door John I can lie to you you can't help
some people some some people just too stupid just oh my god
There's fucking room and it's gonna be so bad.
Some people are just too stupid.
The walls are...
We can't go through. The doors are open to go through.
Some people. Some people are just too dumb.
Too stupid.
They know they're in my room.
Hey, John, there's 45-
There's one near me, but I think we're in a spot that I can't get to.
You can see them from where you are.
John, just leave the room!
This leave the room John. Oh my God. It's as simple as walking through the door John as simple as that
Why do we have such little time to search on a map?
Oh wait he's right once you're in the room you can't leave
Oh I got it
Well
Once you're in the room you can't leave
It's a trick. It's five nice things Freddy. Sorry
John, from this angle, actually, it's kind of crazy.
I'm blown away.
John, look out the door.
I feel way better because I can't exit to see other angles of you.
Great spot.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm ready to be able to kill you.
That's a skill issue. That's a skill issue, John.
That's a skill issue.
Shut up about the DLC.
Wait, Sting, can you move because where I heard the whistle?
Did she saw you on your screen?
That was so hard.
Genshin kicks.
We're gonna lose games. We're gonna lose games.
We'll switch it up, please.
I'm sad when I lose, but I'm also kind of sad when I'm waiting to you know
You're
Nothing
Can't we get along
Being is a good job slide away my thong dr. Big
Out of your house a big gong
Is this is this is the old man
Oh, shit.
Give me, give me, give me, give me.
I'm ready.
I'm ready for you.
For you.
We actually have better ideas.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
I felt it in the map.
I felt it in the map.
I am ascending at a rapid rate.
I'm back.
Dude, dude, dude.
That works.
I'm going to make it.
I don't know where you are.
I'm done.
I'm done.
John, stop.
Oh, yes.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Yeah.
We're just gonna go right into the studio.
What is this map?
What is this map?
I'm scared.
Your guys laugh, I'm scared.
Oh my god.
You guys didn't even play a game!
Did you rotate it twice and got three people?
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
I don't remember what a frog looks like it's hard to make one
We're going to rush one new map and learn we will we will we will do baffin land new map do back to back to back
These guys are you guys gonna wish a one big cocos do is
I
Good father does on father's day and go to get milk and never return and play video games
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Leave your baby
at the firehouse
Mop around and smoke a major house
That was a bar peanut. Thank you, but I think you don't realize that it's right in the house with house. Holy shit. That was sick
Yeah
Guys try not to hide in these locations try not to hide in these locations. The map is very underdeveloped. Yes. Yes
It's about it's
gonna be one sense, but courage
Something calm
What the fuck are you just all your casting he's writing on himself
Courage is cast sir speaking in
Yeah, no, I do a little ad do a little ad for any developers out there
Courage casting.com for all your cast needs best cast your I just don't know the fucks a man and I have to
I was a bird! I was a bird! I was still painting!
I was still painting.
You were a bird.
Oh my god.
That's what you get.
That's what you get.
Gingys, I don't know what Gingys is.
John, I've never seen a poo in that location.
I heard a whistle.
I heard a whistle.
OK.
Stay grab some piece of crap.
The stairs.
Not literally.
I mean, metaphorically.
Stay grab.
Get out of that spot immediately.
Hey, peanut. I am the famous Russ streamer. Oh, my God, I don't want friends with
Wait, did you play? Maybe I'll scale this tree, John. No, I did not use a piece of shit.
You know, it's like, oh, come on, man. Sorry, baby. That was a good spot. That was a good spot.
That was the first time I've made four maps. I'm under good. You can see any shit posts
from people saying oh man I love all these Russ players playing different games
oh no wait what for you you guys different for me they met me during the
rest service so they think I'm a rust gamer
fuck you so much you have your rust layer you got a very bad thing
gimmick steakman is cheating right now oh yeah every second state grant doesn't
move we expose it more say grab the pizza shit literally literally literally
literally. They keep falling to the map. They got to beat shit. They got to beat shit. CourageCaster.com always got an idea. That's right.
That's right. Can you cast every single ingredient on the back of my product? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back here to the Mega
Chameleon Grand Finals, your life in Los Angeles, California. It's Courage and Gimmick looking for three more idiots somewhere
Hit on the map, Rat is ratting somewhere where it's taking us.
I'm not a ratty, dude.
Half a million dollars on the line here today.
I feel like I'm last circle.
Four-night competition.
Four-night competition.
I'm cranking 90s.
I'm cranking 90s, cranking 90s.
I practice my 90 cranking with Glicks.
I am a professional 90 cranker as of a couple of weeks ago.
I can create 95 for anyone else.
You're Fortnite.
Orc Night Battlepatch.
I just shit up my ass.
Put it up by P.E.C.
He's the man that is so fucking tough.
Cause I got a kid in B.E.
Except for that Fortnite Battlepatch.
I'm trying to get out with free came and I can't.
Guys, they're in the palm trees!
I'm gonna shoot you.
I'm gonna fuck you, John.
Fuck you and fuck this map. I wanna get out of this map.
Tell them I'm gonna fucking die.
I'll get you, nice man.
Tell them to tell me where the tank rat is.
I'll get you.
Base, get off!
I'm firing the gears!
What? How do you die?
In the barrel, on the stairs.
In the barrel, on the stairs.
In the barrel, on the stairs.
The city's in the barrel, on the stairs.
He's in the shitter, he's in the shitter.
He's in the shitter.
He's in the pub gate!
I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky.
He's in the toilet. Get in the toilet. I'm not even joking.
He's in the toilet. He's in the toilet.
I'm opening a multi-flesh.
He's in there. I'm not even joking. He's in there.
I'm stuck in the shit.
I got him. I got him.
I
Would never play the map again the map was horrible
That map was horrible.
Aves, Diary, and Syphilis, God-O-Rhea.
I do never want to play that game.
The whole trio.
You treated yourself like a panda to blend in as a seagull.
I was a seagull!
You looked like a panda!
Let me see what I look like from below.
Let me see.
I just said the picture.
I look pretty good.
I look pretty good.
You're just jealous of my paintings, yeah.
You are jealous.
You are jealous.
You are jealous of my paintings.
skills. That's what's going on here. He's jealous. He's jealous gentlemen. It's obvious. He's jealous of our baby skills.
You wish you could fit as good as us. No comments. Two favorites. Here we go. Are the sex ones?
Yeah. Two people have favored it. Man, the community's really loving it.
Guys it came out while we've been blind zoomed that's why there's no favorites
Look it is pretty good fuck you
Wait courage are you a hunter?
Jinji and I are hunters. I'm not the bathroom. Oh these surf slides are terraced right now
You're right here, dude.
Are you here?
I'm right here.
What if we're not finding me, dude?
You're already.
I'm with you.
What do you mean?
Oh, my God.
Oh, we all are.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm ready. I'm running. Juggie.
Fuck, you can't tell him about you. You can't tell him.
Wait, I got this.
I got this.
I'm making you big. You're making me big.
I'm making you big.
I'm gonna tell him about you. I'm telling you about you.
Now!
No survivors!
Guys, I have a bet.
Wait, wait, give me a color match.
Give me a color match.
If you find me, one gifted sub.
If you don't, one gifted sub.
I'm locking in only sober up. Let me drink water. No, no, no, no, that's lame. Don't do that
That's minus a point minus a point. Okay. Here we go. Here we go
That's great
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, he's spin-bottling.
He's spin-bottling.
I saw you guys blinking red over there.
I was trying to see if I could get out of the pool.
And spin-bottling ESP spin-bottling.
Gee, that's in portage. Seriously.
Spin-bottling and baby body, Leo.
2021 warzone. Come on.
New tools.
Come on
I'm not getting I've played fucking 20 rounds of peanut and one round he popped game breaker and did that painting and the rest
Well, don't forget the rumor
Any moment at any moment
Lock in and roll and fold into the orbs
It would be literally impossible. It'd be impossible to find it's impossible. We're playing a different game
We're playing a different only cheaters set up monitor cams. That's a chat my chat. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm getting words from smiling at this
Scaling ever six times in a row with no oxygen right I see that's no scaling everything. No oxygen is that's fantastic
Who left
Now that I actually see the map I see it's it's also vertical
It kind of is if you think about it, okay, dude, that's bullshit. It kind of is if you think about it
I mean, I mean, his spot is, is good, it's odd.
It's odd.
Hey, John.
How's it going?
He's playing the mute game.
No, no, sorry.
He just takes a little while longer to think of sentences than ever.
Yeah, wait, hold on.
I'm almost done processing what you said.
He's slow.
Give him a moment.
You can talk to him.
You have to talk to him slower than everyone else.
Wait, I'm almost done processing what you said.
He's slow.
Give him a moment.
You can talk to him.
You have to talk to him slower than everyone else.
I'm going to take a 56 game mode of this game.
Oh, yeah, me.
Wait a second.
Me, a peanut.
OK, I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
It's going good.
I do not offend.
Let me just say, John has full access.
I heard a whistle.
I heard a whistle.
56 game.
There's no way.
Do not find him.
Do not find him.
No way.
He does my coordinates.
John, I think it's better if you just turn into a ball.
I smell you John.
I touched it.
You turned into a boss, we better.
See?
Oh, that's cheesy though.
That's cheesy.
That's cheesy.
The cheesy shit.
I'll not do it.
I'll not do it.
No, do it.
Dude.
I have too much pride.
I have too much pride.
Yes.
I'm out.
Wistle again.
Whistle again.
Do it, John.
Whistle.
Don't be scared.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my John, they don't seem...
What? What? What's that?
StreamStyper!
StreamStyper!
MediGamer!
Gino ESP!
A-bottom!
SpadeBotter!
Hacker!
Let me tell you something.
ZinG has 15 iPhones like they do in those call sensors.
All with every button stream open.
She is helping people fix their Microsoft computer.
She is telling people that their toll tag is wrong
click on this very safe link that is what she is doing that is what she is doing wait i had to
send her two visa gift cards to join this lobby you should know that's fine that's fine you should
tell your bank as soon as possible you need to call your bank immediately you should have not
told him to get into a ball because that only means a certain few things that he would be like
Covered by mmm. Yeah, sir, buddy. Sir, pal
Sir, Buster
Yeah, go ahead and admit it, Genji. You are a member of Al-Qaeda and you're a terrorist
That's what's really going on here. He's killed by Black Rock
She owns Van Gogh. She owns Van Gogh. Yeah, whatever Genji and Yahoo. We're on you. Oh
You know what? I'm even more thirsty, maybe another sip of water.
Oh, born of the lands. I love this game.
Dude, this is actually...
I'm actually... I'm way thirsty that I thought.
I'm gonna hide.
I watched the...
Get away from that. That's my thought.
There we are.
There we are.
Quick sip.
Quick sip.
That is the best.
I'm mitigating peanut.
Good. Good.
Good.
You're gonna need all the help you can get, chief.
Double it.
Oh, what? We're both hunters.
Someone's talking.
Lock it in. Lock it in.
Everybody, lock it in. Stop making serious. 25 seconds.
This is my LG, by the way.
LG?
What now?
Yeah, honestly, good. This is the first game of the made in the last game to be playing.
He's starting it. He's starting it good.
What the fuck?
Wait, sorry.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
I can't stay up late tonight, either,
because I gotta wake up in six hours
and do stupid fucking shit with you.
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Aw.
I got the Mossed Out Dive sentiment I gotta play in.
Guys, I'm so sorry.
I can't stay up late.
You make it, I have to wake up in six hours
to livestream the fucking stupid dog I'm talking about.
Live stream starting with the knife
and dying two minutes later.
Wait, they changed the map!
Look, yeah, some of this stuff is incomplete.
Oh, there's a jail cell and stuff, look, guys.
Where?
Look over here, the whole map is different.
I see a jail cell.
What are you looking at?
Oh, you know what?
This chart is all different right here, what the hell?
You know what, you might have the old downloaded,
I didn't know to download it because it's the, it's...
Oh, it's the same map.
Yeah, it's the same map name, but they're different ages.
Why is that? Can't go through here.
jail cell there now this is the bad version this is an updated version
was the updated version new version still has a penis oh that'll happen that'll
happen yeah it's taking me on my being not ladies penis 500 times you shouldn't
be should have told you that try it in true method there's a try to do
I wonder how the blossom of trees look at this time of year.
You cannot ask about the blossom of trees to blossom before they are ready.
only blossoms precisely what it wants to actually move
there's something over by that lady because I can't move
John you might go over here and help me with something
Mike come over here and help me with something
we're at my house
for like the six times that you jump scare me
the blood the blood
the bloods
John do you know about the blossom of tree
let me see
yo stank rat what the hell
Oh, the brush of a tree.
Oh, the brush of a tree.
Oh, good.
I love this game.
I love this game.
Is there something over here that I can't walk through?
Look at the lady.
Yes, yes, yes.
They cut this room in half.
Okay, the lady of the vending machine. Yeah, so yeah, you said to unsubscribe at recent found the map. It's fine. He can't he can't really
Just just look for people remember. They can't be anywhere. You can't be either
So you actually might be cheating you can actually find you feel good
I'm close to the bottom of the tree of a grid of four
Oh
Guys anyone who didn't have the jail cell
Go ahead and unsubscribe and read subscribe to the bottom of the map, okay
If you didn't see it then go ahead unsubscribe to the border
word Gen Z and that means a lot today not Sunday when I might have it I'm still
gonna be on a 7 p.m. I'm on a 7 p.m. is
the map all right just follow me come be okay all right we're not with hunters
yeah okay
yeah but since we have any energy you're going down you're going down just
follow me follow me right here right here right follow me for me for me you
see it's right here you see this I see I don't think I'm seeing what you're seeing
but quickly pay yourself
You guys are never finding me.
I bet you Courage will find you.
Courage, you can't even fucking map again.
You could try as hard as you want Courage, you won't find me.
But why are we on this map?
I want to say...
Oh.
See you, John.
I had a great time with everyone here tonight except for gimmick.
Yeah, gimmick's kind of a douche.
What?
Yeah, he's the only one I enjoy.
I'm so glad they enabled that muting people you're talking about feature.
So I'm here.
There's no reason there's someone right right here.
That's getting a keys broken
There's just some of the right red in front of my eyes
My bad, I didn't mean to be racist to red people. Yeah, that's stop Tina stop red people ain't stop red people
Racism and came to join
No, there she is.
We're back, we're, it's just,
don't always be, you can't talk shit on bad people.
I'm a Superman.
He was in his chair.
I'm a Superman.
I'm a vascular.
I actually feel bad.
I actually feel bad.
Holy shit.
I was fucking Superman.
All right?
This is actually, this is, this lobby is gonna go down in history as some of the most creative
people of all time.
You know what?
You actually made me feel bad.
I was Superman.
I begin off leading to kill Superman.
Do you know what you did to the city of Arkham
or the city or whatever?
Is everyone getting that?
Yeah, we're off, we're off, we're off.
Not looking good.
Not looking good.
Not looking good.
I think it's a fuck.
I'm getting about one frame for whatever it feels like.
A BB is, I'm expecting a BB.
Oh, first of all, it's a BB.
Oh, you're back.
I'm back.
Oh, courage.
I said, I said, I had no frames.
Oh, that's weird.
As soon as you have.
Say, I was laying down the servers.
Say, go with the lay down position.
Why would you be?
Oh, you do that?
Yeah.
Go hold that.
Oh, I'm just looking at the top right.
Top right.
Oh, not on the top right.
No, no, no, no.
Other lay down.
Other lay down sideways.
Sideways lay down.
Sideways lay down.
You think you're going to stay.
You go down.
You flat up against the hoosie.
What are you doing here, weed?
Oh, oh, you got me.
Hahaha.
Haha.
Mommy, mommy.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry everybody.
Sorry.
LG, LG, LG, LG, LG.
We can't actually leave it.
I'm not gonna lie, I would stay up late if I have to.
We have to wake up for the week in six hours.
All right, come on.
Enjoy the boss.
One more game, Gurets, one more game.
One more game, one more game.
I'm not a liar.
I quit.
This is my game.
One more game, one more game.
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching.
One more game, one more game.
It's yes, yes, yes, yes.
Nice.
Coach, I'm pregnant.
You're good, did I have pregnancy, did I?
I'm never getting a nice pregnancy.
That's right, that's right.
That's baby.
First time I've ever been pregnant.
I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant.
You don't want to get pregnant.
I'm not pregnant.
No, he just talks.
Yeah.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm pregnancy.
Hold on, I'm downloading this.
You know sometimes you get like a diet chocolate Taco Bell and drink the whole thing and you got it to get a refill
Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right exactly. I
Don't know what the analogy is
You don't say you don't you don't like drink the whole diet coke and then you're like I drink the whole thing
Let me wait like fuck me. Fuck me five thousand times if there's one map you don't want to be a hot-tron
It's this map right here guys. I what's so bad? This is CS2 nuke
Oh
Why we played this for the first time right now
Guys, it's probably fucking mad chef. Okay. Also, this is not
This is not actual CS 2 nuke. This is a recreation. Oh wait, that's way better
Yeah, no, this is not literally like the other CS map
Yes, ma'am. This is a
We have to lock in here all right this year. This is me by the hardest hunt of the night
I actually play I have to get off I
Oh my god
Oh my god
I'm probably angry
I was
We had to start in the beginning 6 hours and 47 minutes
I probably got
I'm probably going to get off after this
I'm not going to lie to you boys
I'm not going to lie to you boys
I would usually stay up a little later
but I apologize
Where are you Jinji
Here we go
You still have 47 minutes. Oh
This is much better. Oh my god. This is make you to whoever recreated this map. Thank you
If you're watching I've seen a lot of guys watch this the mix the maps if you if you're watching thank you, sir
Oh, this is so much better
My god
push in heaven clearing there you take site nice use the bomb peanut nice use the
bomb to use the bomb killing terrorists killing terrorists wait this is still part
of the map what the fuck am I playing there are a couple invisible wars here
won't lie I won't lie there's a couple invisible wars here
Be ten seconds ten seconds to the next
Waiting for who's these
Oh
There's a million people by me
It's happy get how'd you get there?
Oh my god, I heard multiple whistles near me. I don't know if they can go below me or something.
They planted on B bomb site. If only we had a friendly neighborhood hero to help us. Wait,
need to help him. He's good on his own. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, Spider-Man. So many crannies.
Oh, my goodness. So many nooks and crannies. I love that. They're just in a bun. No central
crannies are. Courage. We do while playing. Currently sleeping.
is anyone here any other issues I see what you're talking about Genji
oh man outside of whistlin this is tough
whistle if you're whistle if you're cool we can start taking so much
Okay, by me. Oh, I know where he is. I know where he is. I know where he is. Oh, you guys invited the rat to make a chameleon.
What is that? Big mistakes. What did we expect?
I
Not wait a minute events hold on wait a second so much that happened. He's hoping on a he's hoping on a I see him
He's I see him. I see him. Hold on got him nice
One more one more one more one more one more
Which is every every one's been out the last one's been out
Everyone's been out everyone's been out all across the map
So it's so hard to even get that right. I could not get the like the color and texture and everything, right?
I'm almost certain
Anyone here did anyone here
Where, where, where, where, where, where, where?
Dude, stank has eaten.
Hi, stank!
Stank has a natural spot.
Stank has a natural path, a natural,
a flat road to find me.
We're getting in a ready little spot.
I mean, I would love to just see what stank sees in the world.
While he's walking down the street downtown,
he's got his short shorts on.
Who was even hiding?
He's got my-
So, he's got who on him?
In the earbuds, he's off around town.
Dude, I guarantee you, he's seeking out.
Like radar infrared vision on every nook and cranny
He has his own nooks and crannies
Please please please
Fuck yeah man! Fuck yeah man!
I don't listen to him.
I donated to these, uh, that...
And then he stole it back.
He stole it back.
I donated. I stole it back.
This one thing.
Whatever he donated, run from to it from it.
It was a net negative all around.
Yup.
I'm going to bed. I've got a stream in six hours.
Fuck everybody here.
See you guys after that.
Alright. Cheers.
All right, boys, we have let me calculate it. Let me calculate it. Let me calculate it.
Let me calculate it. Six hours and wait, am I doing that right? Six hours and 41 minutes.
from right now we will be live on this channel yet again doing dark cop hunter
games right here boys right here I was disembodied can I just give it to you
straight I'm just gonna give it to you straight okay let me tell you how this is
gonna go I'm gonna sweat my wiener off in six hours and 40 minutes if I am not in
in the top 10 or top 15 of the leaderboards of the talk of hunger games
tournament that I am probably skipping day three on Sunday I'm just gonna be
I'm skipping Sunday if we are not in the top 15 by tomorrow if we are not in the top 15 of the leaderboard
By tomorrow I'm skipping Sunday.
Uh, never quit, never what.
How?
Guys, I have said that quote probably 10,000 times.
How are you still fucking it up?
It's never back down.
Never won.
Never back down.
Never won.
Alright, see you, Gag, in 6 hours and 39 minutes.
Kill me, kill me right now.
Good night, gang. Have a good night now.
Good night, everybody. Have a good night.
Good night now. Have a good one. Good night, everybody.
Rest up. Rest easy now. Kill me, please. Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang. Have a good night.
Good night.
Good night. Good night, everybody. Have a good night now, gang.
Have a good one. Rest up. Rest easy now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody. Good night now, gang.
Have a good one. Good night now, gang. Good night, everybody.
everybody rest easy now rest up now have a good one good night everybody good night
good night everybody good night good night get out of here get out get out get out get
NOOOOOO!
I'm gonna go diary in the tour as it evens time for I can just make it
You