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SAND: BUNGULATORS OF SOPHIE w/ GIMMICK & HABIBI | THICC MEN THURSDAY | #BUNGULATE
07-03-2026 · 9h 17m
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Let's go, let's go.
How are you bugly with a spine, Thickeman Thursday, gentlemen?
It is a beautiful, beautiful day.
Not a cloud as far as the eye can see, gentlemen, not a cloud as far as the eye can see.
I will say, I'm going to ignore all of the muted accusations, and I will say, Mr. Gimmick
is a bit late, he just texted me.
He actually just texted me, he goes, five minutes out, I'm actually stuck in traffic,
I see officer.
So that's good to hear, at least we have confirmed Officer is, I mean, he is so close
guys, minutes away, minutes away, gentlemen, wow.
I mean, I knew he was in traffic.
I mean, I knew he wasn't.
How late is he now?
Hold on, let me think, he's only, hmm, 96, 120, about, about 140 hours late, but that's
no big deal.
I mean, hey, when I'm running out the door, I sometimes I forget the keys, sometimes forget my wallet, boys, you know, it could be anything.
It really could be anything. It really could be anything.
Uh, Gimmick Bailey? No, Gimmick actually is stuck in traffic. He's almost here. He's almost here.
Uh, oh, that's me, Lee. He watches to go, oh, where's Gimmick? Where's Gimmick at? Oh, where is he? I don't know where is he?
And then, boom, he comes up, rises out of the ashes like a fiery phoenix.
And there he is. By the way, gentlemen, I have no money.
In terms of money, we have no money, we have zero dollars, we lost it all yesterday.
I even played a solo, offline before the stream, where I brought in an experimental cannon.
I killed, I think, six different tramplers on my own, went to the extract, ran up to
the top of the tower where the radio beacon rests held down the F key and what do you know they
disabled the extract right before my very eyes what do I hear behind me oh what's that behind me
my ship being ripped apart by the storm i'm just torn apart i exploding at the seams
I it is I mean it's like a pair of pants on hot it just blew up it just blew up
I lost everything so I would I've even poorer now that I was at the end of
last week I was I've even bought now then I wasn't the end of last dream I have
no idea what to do oh thought to the world cup we are we playing today is USA
playing today? I don't know how that shit works. Are we playing like every day?
No, no, no, no. Monday. Mondays that's one. Monday? When's 4th of July?
The day is the second. It's Thursday. Tomorrow would be Friday.
Saturday. Today is the second Thursday. Tomorrow's Friday the third. And Saturday.
So Saturday is four. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Saturday. All right.
Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Okay. All right. All righty. All righty. All righty.
By the way, boys. Yeah. Listen, boys. I mean, I'm in a dilemma, boys. I'm in a
I'm my girlfriend. She's going to Graham Graham's house for a 4th of July celebration. She goes she goes peanut
Peanut come on. We got to go to the we got to go to Graham Graham's house. I said hold on
Wait a minute. I said hold up. What about the buggy ladies? What what what about the buggy ladies?
So I think I think I'm I'm I'm I'm 90% sure I'm gonna be here. I might be a little late
I might just drop by Graham Graham's house say hey guys
Hey, how you doing Graham Graham, and then I'm right here. I'm like 90% said divorce sir
I don't think you can divorce a girlfriend, but I will check with the statutes the laws the supreme court all that
I'll take a people. See you. Mr. Happy me see oh, mr. Happy be oh
Hello, mr. Not how are you doing today?
Fantastic. How are you good sir?
I am excellent. I just had a very monumental run. No experimentals, but I have some things to bring oh
That would be great because I'm
At the soup kitchen sucking homeless men off for quarters
No, I don't even I don't even mean that
Metaphorically I mean genuinely I am out here slaying this but pussyford
Penny's on the dollar. There is a dish
Who is the captain?
Me? I'm the captain!
I'M THE CAPTAIN!
I am the captain!
You are the poor captain!
You are the poor captain!
Would you rather have a captain
who has it all?
And has so many riches,
he doesn't care about gaining wealth,
but would you rather have a captain who's hungry?
Yes, yes.
A captain who's HUNGRY!
A captain who wants it all!
Well, if you are promising me
everything mister nut then you have i will have your back from here until the end of the sense
i need you to follow me into the block and be the end of the world i am
making a fire in the fire i will care how much i will eat sand to dig us out of the trench do
you understand i will make it part of my diet i don't want you to eat sand for no reason
I just want you to eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it.
I don't really want your glove.
Before I even shit it out, I'm going to compress it so hard it will shit out diamonds.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We're gonna be rich!
We're gonna be rich!
We're gonna be rich!
Hey, is he happy to see how you're fully...
Boss.
Hey, is that any today, Mr. Hutch?
No, what happened?
Oh, there was a there was a big huge battle mr. Hutchins part of a massive battle today, and you should see the clip
I think you should you should probably pull it up. Let me I'm here. It was a very very serious
Oh, I'm very serious very serious. Let me oh, it was probably one of the toughest foes
I've seen in this game
I was worried about this guy was okay. Oh once again, maybe the dread not you don't fight the dread
Okay, I still don't fucking know what a dreadnought is.
It's literally just imagine the Titanic, but halfway sucked into the sand and you looted.
Oh, it's just like a little P.O.I.
It's like the ultimate P.O.I.
Yeah.
Well, this thing was bigger than a live dreadnought.
Oh my goodness.
Let me take a P.O.I.
Oh, take a good look.
Okay, I think I have the clip here.
I think I have the clip.
to start with him destroy your trapeller
maybe the one that might be let's see here let's see here
oh
Do you see that precision?
Exceptional precision.
No, they turned our engine off.
Oh my goodness.
A battle of epic proportions.
I mean, what?
It really was.
Bam! The clattering of cannons.
The shots whistling out through the night.
I saw that I, oh my goodness.
I mean, honestly, Hudson, I think came out on top.
I think Hutch, in that scenario, came out...
Well, I believe so as well.
A man with a sniper like that...
I don't know, it must have been a bug or something.
He was shooting headshot after headshot.
Hutch is dumb as a box of rocks.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
If you didn't watch...
Is his wife...
Okay dude, now I look dumb because I'm fucking my shit up.
If his wife didn't tell him when to shit and piss,
his gaming chair would look like Aspen Gold's house.
I mean, that guy...
guy
did you see that clip did you see that clip
what
are you know what i think it would be for some
and it's a quite his fake wife
blame him for decades of inbreeding you know honestly you're right
i think i'm victim blaming him you get a victim
i think you are
but i'm a victim
he's a friend of yours
you can pick up later friends are here
i think that is okay
uh...
those are just the rules
i don't make the rules
Is that halal? What are you doing? Halal?
What you are doing is halal, yes.
If you can blame your best friend, it is halal.
Okay, good. Good, good, good.
If you can blame a stranger, oh, that is very haram.
Oh, okay, very haram.
All right, so what I'm doing is halal.
Halal.
Okay, good. Okay, that's very good to hear.
That is very good to hear.
All right, okay, I think I have the trampler for us today.
Ah!
Ari, they're Mr. Gimmick?
Hello Mr. gimmick how are you doing? Oh, you guys aren't gonna believe this. I was stuck in traffic and I I saw officer
He missed his turn off. He missed his turn off. Oh, man
I saw him yelling. He was waving for a cardigan of the way he was freaking out. I just I had to go
I had to just keep on damage maybe next time. I mean, yes, I'm okay Nick
What? I mean, it's a normal gimmick or baby gimmick gimmick baby
I will listen I will say I gave the thumbnail guy the guy that makes my thumbnails
I gave him a sperm talking to I said stop oh
Making gimmick so old that is very disrespectful very disrespectful. Oh
Make him young again
Make it I said make gimmick young again, and so wait a minute. It's like this will be pleased
with the nail
What have I been reborn is it like this?
You look very young in this photo
Too young
You said you didn't want to look old that's a young thing your exact word. That is what I heard
I mean, yeah, I heard that also my skin does look very good in there very soft
It's like a Benjamin Muthin situation. I'm gonna have to I couldn't even you I gotta get like a baby mouse
My tiny little fingers can't control the trampler
Also, a lot of you guys may be asking why does the BB look so much like hook and done.
They just look very similar.
I think they might be twins.
We are both Asian in a way.
Yes, yes.
It is acceptable.
I mean, the least Asian, he is full Asian.
It is very similar.
I saw you like that, something like that, very much, very much like BB, very much like, very
much like, very much like, why are we guys, listen, listen, listen, as I was telling you,
I hope you be I'm you know how I was really broke at the end of last game. I
Played an offline round where I died to the storm and I bought an experimental about everything. Oh, so I'm even more broke now
So I'm gonna try to sell everything to buy one template. We have to make sure this is the perfect round is this oh
It's just gonna work. I haven't even booted up my stream yet. I just
Booted up. We don't take your time build the trampler. I
I, yep, yep, yep.
Well, I think this one will work here.
I just did some light modifications from yesterday.
Is it, we need a battery ramp?
I don't know if I can afford a bat to buy.
Does a battery ramp actually do anything?
I mean, I know like,
it probably negates damage from yours
when it hits theirs,
but I feel like it doesn't really do a...
I don't know, yeah.
8,000 HP.
Holy shit, holy shit, that's, oh my god, that, why'd you tell me that I would've been
gunning for that the entire time?
In the words of Malcolm X, I think it was, that's a spicier meatball.
I see a meatball. Oh my god, 8,000? That's more than anything, I think, on the entire ship.
Who is that? What's wrong with yesterday's ship? Yesterday's ship was a fucking beast.
Or is that a six-man ship? Well, I think this is pretty similar. It's price.
Guys, I need 35 halfway seal, which kind of sounds because I think you only get one per robot, you get.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. 8000 HP. That's crazy. Yeah, guys, I need this. I need this. I need
35 Alloy Seal now. Like today. Right now. I need 35 Alloy Seal right now, immediately.
This is our moment. This is our song. What are the odds that we can get Mr. Designs
I'm feeling you don't have to use repair kits on it either you just repair it regular. Oh
My god, why did you tell me about this?
This is huge. This is huge. Oh
My goodness. Oh
Oh
My goodness. All right. Okay. I will all right. We'll get some allies till we get that unlocked
But is that a suitable ship?
Is this suitable is this suitable to you? We're gonna cause we cannot lose we cannot lose
Losing is not an option looking can you go into the edit so we can see it take a peep take a peep
It was I can also swap out the three-man crews because I have three three-man crews one right here two three
I can swap out with armored ones. Well, they already are boys. They're my they already are one once
So this is the engine right here
And we have two sets of armors right here as well and then we also have these storages which are not sources
They're for armor. They have about 1,000 to 1,500 HP each
so I think that looks very good you just heard we have stored we got we got two
three two three two and we oh yeah we have stores we can use these we how much
does this cost I'll be right I'll be back a bit a bit it costs just in cash
just a little bit it's a little bit just a tad just I'm told that there are
people teleporting around the map today I have not encountered them but perhaps
just something to mention well I will say that if we lose our ship that fucker
loses $20 so I'd rather lose in-game currency yes good good if I see one
motherfucker teleporting to my I'm switching to my second monitor and
typing your name in that text box I swear on my life I swear on my life I
I will do that.
You know, because you're on a first-in-basis with them.
Do a pushy. Okay, Shuff, what's right between?
Yeah, I'm getting word that all other streamers got teleported on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, when they teleport...
I'm sure we won't.
When they teleport, is it like an instant you lose?
Or is it like one of those hacks where you can still win?
Like, for instance, do they have unlimited respawns?
Or can I destroy their ship and kill them one time?
Can they teleport into the captain's cabin and just take the ship?
What if we sit the captain's cabin and okay, you can't win you can they steal your shit
Okay, let me let me see let me see this clip here. Let me see this clip you see here
I was like y'all play Marvel today
Didn't know for the record wasn't playing on streaming today and editing team
Wip this up. So that is literally cursed. Are you watching a clip of them? I don't think I am I
I didn't know I don't think I am um let me let me be okay I think I clicked the
I think I clicked the wrong one um that I'm not gonna be I'll hold it though
he's like teleporting in front of me right now
I'm gonna take control of theirs just locked on that one
Oh
Is there a clip of the cheater
Is there a clip? Oh, yeah, I'm choosing the wrong clip. So I mean this one's called cheater cheese. This has to be the right one down
He's like teleporting in front of me right now. I'm gonna take control of theirs
Is there a clip of the cheater?
No, wait, wait, wait, I see another one called game is due
Let's see what that one said let's see what that one let's see hold up, let's see
I thought he was doing something crazy that's pretty crazy
yeah I don't see anything that would be like you lose I don't see I'm not seeing
anything that we would be like oh we instant lose I'm not seeing anything like
that I think we're good I think we're good I think we're good them dumb let
them dumb that's not it guys that send the fucking clip oh my god
I don't know my figure what the fuck oh they have a cheater they have a cheater
Did these guys have a cheater?
Oh yeah, that's a cheater, that's a cheater right there.
That's a cheater right there.
What the fuck?
Oh, they have a cheater, they have a cheater.
Okay, but again, that's still, I don't think like it's like an instant lost thing.
I still don't think it's like an instant lost thing.
Um
You guys think that's just like that we have to be on our toes
I don't know honestly that kind of looked like cheats
Like I kind of want to say lag too because the game is really buggy but think about it if I had cheats
One of those cheats would be
Teleport to any or the top of any ladder that I grab and another cheat
I would have is teleport wherever I'm looking and that's exactly what you see
Have a ladder teleport to the top.
What the fuck?
Look over there, teleport over there.
I mean, I want to say land, but if I had cheese, those would be prime cheese.
That I would have.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Alright, I have returned.
The stream is booted up.
All of Pena's viewers are leaving his stream and coming over to me.
Perfect, perfect.
Okay, good, good, good.
By the way, gimmick, gimmick, oh yeah, so they're our cheaters today.
Oh, okay, okay.
But, but it's not game-ending cheaters.
All you have to do is, number one, watch our captain's quarters because they don't capture it,
and two, just keep C4 on you, just keep C4 on you.
And number two, don't let them take our cannons.
Bella, just, if you see a guy taking our cannons, stop him.
Got it.
Okay, aside, no.
I kept playing for a few hours after last night with Mr. Design and some others,
and we did one of those like Tusken Raider rounds,
rounds where we just bring in a default trampler with C4 we captured a better
ship we got out with the riches and we brought nothing but a lot of spunk
personality and a couple C4 let's do that let's actually I'm too bored to be
bringing a big sim on the first run let's let's do that we want to do some
Tuscan raiders real quick I do it was very down it worked like a I mean it was
it worked like a charm oh let's do it then let's do it I'm gonna buy it for DC
for I'll get a super simple you buy some scrap as well hold up what's it hmm
okay 500 I need the uh the course of course of course you you are you are
boys there you are boys here you are little something for you little something
for you. Hop on in, gentlemen. Hop on in, boys. All right, I'm going to choose the cheapest
ship. Here's one for 295. That's cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap. We even bring a can.
I got a really good three man ship. No, don't even bring a can. I mean, we can't if we,
if we run the AI, if you want to bring a rusty, but I, I mean, maybe like one rusty 80, but
we'll bring one rusty 80. Do you guys, do you guys have the codes? Yeah, I just got it.
Hop on in boys, hop on in.
Oh Mr. A1 only killer, Mr. TFRs.
What good bad, good, bad.
And if we fail, then we lose.
No big deal, we barely spend anything.
Yeah, that's true, yeah, exactly, exactly.
You know what I'm telling you,
nothing would listen, a big run tonight
would make me so happy,
but getting a stupid bitch cheater band
would make me even happier.
Oh my goodness, I'd say the second I see someone teleporting, you're gonna watch me.
This thing's gonna come up at the bottom, I'm gonna reach over here, the game is gonna go still.
You're not gonna see me move a muscle.
Beep boop beep beep boop boop.
BAM!
That fucker is gone forever!
Woo!
Oh, you got a big red button by your desk now?
Big red button!
Boom!
Boom!
I need to give it a go.
Can you create a lobby, a new lobby please, just in case.
I may have leaked the code by accident.
Oh
I'm grabbing the green. I'll grab it. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Oh guys, I do not have a green 80. I've lost it
I have a rusty. They'll bring a rusty. I'm being 60 shot for the
3000 times 5,000 times if you're feeling zesty
I'm ready to go you guys ready to go
oh
Ready up ready up all right. I'm ready. Ish. I'm ready ish
And by that I mean I haven't there's not a single thing that I've got
Okay, I'm not ready. I was a lie. It was a lie, but I'm almost there
By the way they have decreased them you see though the currency in your top right the green and blue thing
They have decreased the amount that spawns in the latest patch which is gonna absolutely fuck me when I'm building this stuff
I'm gonna be poor than you've ever seen. This is we have to win tonight
You got a wet!
Okay, I'm ready to... I'm ready to...
I'm ready to...
THRILL!
WHAAAAAT?!
Oh, what a thrill already!
You boys ready for an excellent rain?
I'm very ready.
Okay. All right, wait, hold up.
I gotta clean up a little bit.
There's a bit of spit.
There's a bit of spit everywhere.
Here we go.
I see three.
I was treating my mother like a slime.
Oh.
Oh.
There's a good, beautiful monitor.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, look at me.
Those beautiful, sexy pixels.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Fonsway.
Fonsway, Mr. Shibibi.
Fonsway, Mr. Shibibi.
I'm inside you, Mr. Tom.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Is there another ship?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
First, I'm hoping that's one of you guys.
OK.
I was about to say the night's going to be a little rough.
We're good to go.
I'm good to go.
I was about to say tonight's gonna be a little rough tonight.
Wait, what happened?
I missed it.
Is the BB crowds on the ground for you?
No.
No.
The BB is crowds on the ground with no nameblades stealing our boxes and I was like, I thought
it was a cheater.
He is sliding around, crowds on the ground, no name tagging.
I say we still, he still could be stealing.
I miss you guys take a little bit of sleep boy take a little bit of sleep we've got three
three
my point
yes boss
by the way you know that streamer tournament we're going to do next Saturday
I tried to convince them to hold me a lot of rusty cannons so the fights just go on
for hours
They were not digging it, though.
Are we gonna... Do you know we're gonna use our actual characters?
I do not believe so. I believe you're using new characters with everything along that says them are dollars.
And then there's gonna be multiple rounds, and you can go there and grab items to make your ship better for the next round.
Okay, that's great. That's what I was gonna say. It's gonna change the way we play.
Gonna have to like Mord.
He's a hoarding shit.
When is this he said Saturday?
I'm hoping to do it not this Saturday, but next Saturday.
You know
I found a team or something. Yeah, I don't I gotta text so much the streamers
I've a text anyone yet. They said don't text anyone you see I'll tell you make sure they can do it actually
I'm saying Saturday, but as soon as they give me the green line. I got a text everybody
Mr. gimmick oh
It's a no donkey ship here. This is a little bit. This is a little wind blowing through your hair
Oh, I feel it. This is the gimmick. I feel it. Oh my god
It's a beautiful day, German. A beautiful day. Oh my goodness. Let me tell you, let me tell you.
When you find you, let me tell you, it is rare to find a new game that you just really, really love.
I mean, I know eventually it's gonna get older, whatever, but wow, it isn't fun while it's fun.
It's doing so good. Oh my goodness.
It's just what we needed. It's just what I needed.
I'm almost having as much fun as ArcGrade is proud. I mean, I don't think anything will match ArcGrade's pride, but it's good.
Also, I saw some activity up in there.
I see it, I see it, does it speak?
Yeah, no, this is... I knew I was gonna like it.
I didn't know I was gonna like it.
Is it going to last forever?
I mean, Lord, it was.
Nothing in life lasts forever, sir.
Nothing good ever lasts forever.
Nothing good ever lasts forever, sir.
A little life lesson, Mr. Peanut, to you, sir.
Mr. Peanut, to you.
Our greatest pride was a touchful eye-down.
Oh my god, but boy was that a good guy. Oh my god. I'm rather a game with no height
I don't think guys. I don't think there's ever been a better pride for a game. Oh my god
Well, no, that's not true. That's not you love me. Obviously nice
He'll see prime. Obviously. He's all right. All right. Okay. I'm gonna be honest with you guys
Obviously, I'm gonna be fine. There's a sparkle. It's all great. It's right. I'm just saying it
It's gonna be an upgrade, but it might not be a big upgrade
Hmm, MW 2 prime also probably engine right on the I think it's not important to say which one beats which
But just to put them all in the same tier. I think that the halo three tier the modern warfare
To tier and the operators issue one tier all prime the whole job here primes top here primes
Oh, oh, that happens. Oh
I didn't even see the warning for those guys
We're just gonna keep on moving we're gonna de-board this place
It seems to be shooting me and she'd be shooting us yes, yes, I can't even do back at it
Fuck off.
Ah!
Fuck.
There's a guy to our left- oh! There's a guy to our left. I need to come right for us, you guys.
We have to wrap this up quick, alright?
We're gonna steal this ship.
We got two ships.
Are we stealing it? Are we stealing it? We're gonna steal the other ship.
We're just gonna go right into it, and we're gonna abandon this ship.
Get quiet!
And I'm dying.
And I'm dying.
Come on, come on!
I'm coming up, I'm coming up! Hey get back here pussy!
Get back here you bitch!
I'm stuck inside the room.
I'm stuck inside the room.
Hey! Hey get back here you bitch! Get back here!
Did you shoot that old guy? Wait hold up wait a second.
Wait that was my guy, that was my guy, good work.
That was your time.
Hey this is you? Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit oh shit!
I'm waiting for him to come out.
Wait wait wait, we got bombs! We got bombs!
We got bombs!
We got the suckers! We got the suckers!
I got the suckers! I got the suckers!
I'm gonna blow him up, right?
Blow him up, blow him up, blow him up.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm blowing up, blowing up, blowing up, blow him up.
I'm gonna get you, stand right there at the corner, stand at the corner.
Get inside, get inside.
Oh, shit, oh, shit!
Oh, I actually just shot you, but it was so bad on the DC that you killed him.
Watch your back, watch your back.
Watch your back, watch your back.
We're catching, we're catching, we're catching.
As soon as the gun catches you, you have to go to the door.
for the other one boys quickly quickly
open up bitches
oh this is hard shit
oh my shit
oh yeah oh of course of course
oh we got it
we got it we got it
it's on it's on it's on it
excellent work boys excellent work
we need to turn that engine on
we need to turn this engine on
oh my god
Oh my goodness!
Genshin! Let's go to hell!
Genshin! Genshin!
You gotta take the ship, he just moves in!
Shoot the legs out!
Oh they hit him behind!
Go go go go!
I got one of their legs!
Get back at the captain's quarters!
They're capturing!
He's one-shot!
They're countered at point!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, it's ours, it's ours.
Are they all dead?
Yeah, I turned it off, they're all dead.
I'm gonna pay the door again, I'm gonna pay the door again.
Woo!
That was a slow stomp.
That was a slow stomp.
Make sure we either have to destroy our own ship.
Is it ours now, so they repair?
Yeah, everything's in our ships.
Yeah, there's somebody else coming for real this time.
this time touch the jet that doesn't send our own ship at those and those
clinkers let him kill it okay okay okay hold on let me repair our legs first and
then I'm gonna go do that
oh we can't see stops I got this one I got this one okay I see the you guys
already had some roots about me oh no wait there's another ship already at the
Clank is you talking about?
No, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna send our whole ship right in.
Yeah, I assume we just take both ships and ram them.
Okay, let's do this.
Turn the internet, turn the internet on.
Hit the internet, turn the internet on.
Look it.
This one's almost gone.
There's two ships, there's two ships out there
boys, it's not just Clank.
Oh my God.
Junk!
Where's our suit?
We're just stepping on land mines.
Oh, handle this one!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, man!
Don't worry, guys, I shot him!
I'll fix something.
Give me all four of your legs, you pukas!
I know, I just said, just give me this.
We're ditching this anyway.
We're going in as is.
We can just have you.
Maybe fix your guys all in the deep, boy.
Hey, move!
Get the right leg, asshole!
There's speed limit 70, you dick!
I've got to bust the legs, you know.
Who's honking?
That's me!
Trying to pass ya!
If you're gonna go slow, don't be in the passing lane!
I thought I was the decoy!
Hicc!
Move, move, move!
Wait, should we just let one of them kill the other one?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, where did you take that?
You got 50s of mad cheaters away with the headshot!
From a cannon!
Wait, you handle that shit, I'mma go for this one!
Hey, bitch!
What a shit you shit!
Woo!
I'm coming with you to the cinema.
You breaking one of the legs?
One of them's running away!
What's the leg, what's the leg?
They're making ramping rampant!
One's dead, one's dead.
Oh, I fell off.
Oh, wait, wait, I'm turning, I'm turning.
I'm gonna shoot the other leg, I'm gonna shoot the other leg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on the way.
One's down.
They're almost down, one's taking hold of him.
Almost down, almost down, almost down.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm in circle around them!
Take down, lay down! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm not dead by the way, I'm dead!
I'm taking our ship, I'm taking our ship!
Two on the top, two on the top!
I'm not a body, I'm not going to bother you! I'm in Shack and I'm in Shack!
You don't even know I'm here!
I'm Shacky, I'm Shacky!
I'm on two guys! I don't know if two is out of this ship!
No need to look anywhere else by the way!
I'll be on top, I'll be on top, I'll be on top!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Did we get it?
Did we get it?
Is that you with me there?
We got it, we got it.
Oh my god, no way!
First fix?
I don't know where!
This is ice chip now, bitches!
Ice chip now!
What's that?
Get out of here!
Can't get the other ship!
Oh, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, I need some light.
I mean, he left, but yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Get in.
Jesus Christ.
I think...
Wait.
I think...
I think...
I think...
I think...
I think...
I think...
I think...
Wait!
There's somebody crawling around over here like a worm!
He's like a worm!
What the hell?
Another one down?
They're hacking, they're hacking!
All dead, all dead, we've got to shift, we've got to shift!
I'm dead, they're hacking or something!
They're hackers, I'm fighting hackers over here!
The other guy's an actor's careful.
Got him, got him, got him!
Where's the bug? I don't know.
Which ship is the one we haven't captured yet? Which one?
Is that one ours?
Let me look at the map.
This one's ours.
This one's ours and...
And that one's ours too.
They're all ours, baby!
You can see your ships on the map.
There's a rise
Yeah, I see three it with the fourth one is that is it the fourth one is that
Let's you walk with it
Oh over here there's two there's two there's two
We
Come on just to kill everything
No, I can't you had a tube of them. I'm fighting two of us. Oh, this is the one. No, no
Yeah, I think you should you guys I think this is the one walking away
Okay, okay. I can't see the other one. Well, you know, no, no, that was not eyes. You stop
I turn their ship off. I turn their ship off. Oh
That's it?
It's on the gun!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Come on, give it to everyone, give it to everyone!
I think this is a big deal.
I think it looks vaguely similar to ours.
Like almost identical to ours.
I mean, just... I mean, cannon placement, cannon type.
Ah, sorry.
Okay, this is ours. I'll just open the door.
Okay.
Can you not see me on the map?
No, no, we cannot no, no. All right, guys. Oh, you're the other ship.
So you're the other ship.
Come on. Come on.
Let me be. Where's the other one?
I'm up top. I'm up top.
I told you, you're right.
On with you. Right.
Oh, right. I have zero loot.
Come to our ship.
There's there's two kids here.
No, no, no.
Oh, they're the other two.
They're into it.
Let me be given to shoot their legs out.
I'm ready.
How much have we got? How much have we got?
109. 109? Okay, okay, okay.
Shoot the legs, shoot the legs.
I can't, I can't.
What was that? Wait, what?
Yes, ma'am.
Someone just destroyed our shit over there, boys!
What the hell?
In their reactor.
There's two.
Leave, leave!
I'm on the bottom line.
Take this, Quasim!
Gotcha!
Good job!
I'm blowing up the captain's quarters.
I'm stopping their ship.
Stop it, stop.
I stopped it.
I should just move our template.
Are we blowing it up?
No, no, no, we're not.
We're not.
You should just move on the template.
Okay.
What the fuck?
It's glitched.
I can't go through.
Can you go through there, baby?
Oh, not yet.
You are the one to the door?
I'm trying to kill this guy, mister nut, he's dead, he's dead.
There's another one, there's another one.
Can you walk to this door right here?
What are you doing?
Can you walk to this door?
Okay, it's good. Go ahead.
I need shotgun ammo. It's very important.
I need everything, I have nothing.
Okay, I'm just going to take a little bit of that, just...
Oh, here's my chat, these guys. Yeah. Yeah. No, you yeah. Yeah
We got two ships we got two beautiful ships here to be you
We actually
We should probably destroy loot these destroy them and keep the one that's actually good
Nice, there's no one comprehending that someone has literally blown up two of our ships now
has been standing here.
There's a bad guy on the loo.
Well I see two ships right here right next to us.
We have three, no?
Yeah.
One, two, three.
They're literally right next to us.
Okay, I'm going to say this slower this time.
So we had four ships, right, and since we've been standing here now we have two ships,
right?
Three ships.
Check the map, check the map real quick.
Right, right.
Two sheds.
Okay.
Right, so one of these...
Four minus two is what?
I'm gonna go the other one.
Two sheds.
So you're saying somebody's secretly...
So when it's secretly destroyed, destroying.
Destroying two.
I'm gonna repair the engine on the one ship that we have, that's actually good.
Okay, I've got where all the safe base is at.
Honestly, this is much better.
I've got where all the safe base is at.
We're seeing the ships that third ship right next to us the third one. That's not ours
What you say? I don't think so. I think
Maybe you can only have to wait. No, no, no, wait. He'd be right. I see an overlap. We actually do have three steps. Ah
And still doesn't account for the one
Right over there
Still the same
Anybody have chocolate ammo did we get any chocolate ammo off these guys?
Is there a limit how many ships you can have maybe that's why I exploded
We did it explode again
Was it when we captured the fourth one? Oh, this guy's got blue armor on him. Anybody need blue armor because we're not gonna use it
Also on the top deck here. Should we not should we not just extract these ships? Don't we get shit for extracting them?
Yeah, we have them. I mean think about all the loot we could fit on here
Yeah, I used three ships
I think we might have automatically go now. We're gonna mind. I should have one each
We extract two and then we take we keep the one that's good. Thank you. That's good thinking
Yeah, I'm gonna go with that fourth ship a exploded before we capture this ship. So we how did I think there is
That's of course I
Know I don't understand what's going on. Is that us shooting? Yeah, there's
I
Guys grab a grab a trafler. We're moving out
Do we want to keep that dog there's seven C4 remember which one we keep that we keep it we keep it we keep doing I'm
Yeah, yeah
There's a box with seven C4 here, we shouldn't have the ammo that's our box and seven C4
Yeah, yeah, wait. Oh
Oh, that's not good. That is not good.
Oh, I got every up on some guns.
A drop on some guns.
Wait, wait, wait.
They're not here for us.
Are you for that, Chef?
What?
Is there another ship coming?
No, I'm telling you, something suspicious about that.
That's what I've been saying the whole time.
Something is suspicious.
I told you there's a ghost on it.
There's a ghost on it.
Something is suspicious.
I don't know, boys, but your legs are fucked.
Okay, I'm gonna repair my legs.
Everyone's got fucked up legs.
Yeah, they're not ad-guns.
They're not ad-guns.
Repair. Repair.
That shit might have some loot on it.
I can't even actually put captains quarters of my own ship, so that might be a problem later on.
I don't know though.
I think we destroy the ship we're not using.
No, I think we get money for sending ships out, don't you? Whatever the scrap can cost you get them?
No, that's true.
I
Feel like two of our ships are literally
Yeah, he's only worth me out of you. Yeah, I mean that's a paltry
I'm out. Oh, well, let's just go ahead and drive all eggs. It looks cool to sit here
Although I you guys have fuel rods because this shit's gonna be
Now we don't need fuel rods. Oh, there's a box right now
You got shot
Oh, free loot! It's aloe steel! It's the stuff I need, boys!
Wait, wait, what about that ship there? There's no loot on that ship that blew up?
Uh, the mic? I mean, there's definitely a black box.
Guys, I should kill all these guys, take the aloe steel, get the black box.
I... I... I think...
I stepped on it while I could have swore there was three boxes here.
I stepped on one.
Did you just ram me, man?
Huh, see? I got...
Ooh!
Do the mic. It's a flirty ram. It's nothing.
Aloe steel is super hard to fuck. I know!
I
Just took out
One person can own one ship so this is our max ship
We just took out half the lobby
Well, you hear the static gear based man making
But but it's light it's very light it's very light
No, no, no, no, no, no, IT, I read the whole article.
The way they're doing it is very tasteful.
Very tasteful.
All right.
I'm willing to be surprised.
It's mostly just for really, really new people and veterans
that have everything in the whole game.
Everybody else is kind of still in the same pool.
I mean, it's light and tasteful.
Light and tasteful.
It's light and tasteful.
Very light and tasteful.
Very light and tasteful.
It's still based matchmaking.
Oh, god.
It's trauma that I'm just using.
I used to feel so good at video games, and now it's a little bit of a smash-making you can play and you're like
Sweating your ass off and just barely right at the edge. You're like, God, I suck at games now
And then you check and you're like your top point zero zero five percent in the world, and I'd be like what?
You're so funny you must be a Cia agent. Yes. Yes. I am a CIA agent.
The CIA came to me two years ago. They said we need you to be
We need you to stream, be a peanut and stream and let everyone know that you need to join
the army.
Alright guys, so we're gonna have to do our daily army appetizers, is that okay?
We do that now?
Do we do that right now?
Alright guys, alright so everyone head over to army.gov, is everybody here, is everybody
ready?
Alright so everybody, okay I have to remind you this is the CIA that has told me to do
unfortunately so I'm required so every
out of the army.com and press sign up.
I'm ready to join.
I'm ready to join.
Is everybody doing it?
Is everybody doing?
Okay, good.
Good, good, good, good.
Release that.
I got five more.
I got five more.
Good, good, good, good, good.
That's good to hear.
That is good to hear.
I got one on it.
But I'm in Canada.
Let me see what my CIA handler wants me to do with you guys.
Let me check.
What do I do with those?
What do I do with those guys?
um what is happy I know I'm an industry now I just I but I'm a nice we was
that was oh spice and margaritas what do I do with the key is just tell you
what the fuck that's it okay okay okay got it yeah that's it sir go fuck
yourself go fuck yourself sir
I
Would go ahead all right, okay back to regular schedule
We're good to go guys. We're good. We're good to go. Well, I got that
Now we have until tomorrow to do it again. What's it? What's going on?
No, that's the bigger shit. That's the one we needed right? Oh, no looks the same
I'm taking all these guys shit. I don't see I'm not gonna lie. I got a couple goodies. I got a couple goodies
Take it all. Take it all.
I'm getting a couple goodies.
I got ammo. I got a Terence.
I got a Black Box. I got some loot.
I got like two extra kids with blue ammo.
I mean, uh, blue armor, I mean.
Ew. Come on now.
It's good. It's good. It's good.
Come on now.
I got a shovel, by the way, as well.
We've seen another Sparkle. Apparently, that's the best loot in the game.
I'm...
Wait, Peter, did you just take my shit?
What?
What? Hey, you just took my shit.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm with the 40s.
I thought you liked 40s.
That one had an 80.
I'm looting.
What are you talking about?
I'm not even over there.
I'm looting this other ship.
Yeah, the shit.
I couldn't do that other shit.
What?
Yeah, he did me dirty.
What the hell are you talking about?
You're getting dirty.
A little mini dirty.
What?
I've been on my own shit the whole time.
I just went to the shit and started taking stuff.
That's all shit and you know it.
Why can't you be done with that?
I know it.
I know it.
Shit.
Oh, shit, and you know it.
I can't you really don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Oh, shit.
I don't know why you do that.
My game's set.
Wait a minute.
I'm sensing a little double reverse psychology.
Are we double reversing?
Are we ready?
I don't know what double reversing is.
I was shooting an 80.
And then I hop on this ship.
I got a four anything.
Listen, if you wanted an 80, I've got an extra 80 right here.
I've got it actually, I've got it actually.
Here, this one, 40.
You know, I happen to repair my ship entirely,
and this one just seems absolutely, oh.
Guys, honestly, we just give up the Tusken Raiders,
now that we have three ships,
and just absolutely annihilate anyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's the point.
You don't stay Tusken.
You get a ship, and then you're now your ship boy.
Let's kill them.
I see you, hold on, what if we, what if we do,
what if we turn into absolute pieces of shit?
and whenever we see an extract we just go straight for it and just
damn it
i mean just
i mean the biggest piece of this shit you can possibly imagine
uh...
uh...
uh...
give me a
give me a like that
give me an 80 let me see if i can shoot some ammo i have three stacks of mine
you want to take one stack
i think i have my house some ammo on there already
uh... i've got
because i have tons of blue weapons if you guys need blue weapons
i'm good
I need to have a blue armor over here. I have blue armor over there.
Uh, a shotgun ammo that we see.
I've got one 70mm smoke shell.
That's how it works.
You want that?
No.
Oh, you want shotgun ammo for a gun or shotgun ammo for a turret?
Shotgun ammo for a gun, yeah.
I've got two shotgun bullets. Thanks for the money, man.
Just fill it up.
Oh, shit.
I've got two shotgun bullets. You want those?
I just want to remind you guys, I still can't access my own captain's quota.
Oh, I can't, never mind, never mind.
Make sure to claim the captain's bed, so we can have three hits max, because three people, three captains.
But wait, we're all captains now.
Wait, so when I captured that first ship, does it make one of you guys captain by default?
I don't know, I'm gonna...
It probably makes you captain of that ship, and then the old ship, it probably makes one of us captain.
Yeah, good thinking good big advice good big advice that dude has a get that's why boss is out of thinking for us
That's why boss is out of thinking for it. So we don't have to be thinking
I earned this three hundred and seventy billion dollars by the sweat of my brow. Ah
Yeah, that's right. It's exact proportional reward. Can you see you have three hundred and seventy billion dollars? Can I suggest something?
uh-huh treat your employees like subhuman pieces of shit I mean if they
asked for a bathroom break
genuinely killed them
I think they made 376 billion dollars
genius genius genius
genius genius genius
someone asked for a day off because their child is being born I want to look that
motherfucker right in the face and I want you to say get out get out and never come
back literally get out and never come back
Oh my god!
Oh, you guys wanna hear a joke?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Ethical billionaires.
Oh, Tommy?
All right.
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Not today!
I thought we were still on the other side of the thing.
The-the-the treaty, the workers ban.
I-the-hold on.
Oh, yeah.
I think, well, BB, you would make a great billionaire.
You are very, very ethical man.
I've seen you only backstabbed everybody we've ever met.
The guy actually-
That's the guy who never shook anyone!
I remember the guy that you sniped when he said, please let me be some snipe me
That guy shot me first and he opened fire on you. Don't you want to ride or die, you know, I ride or die now
I ride or die
Don't you want a ride or die that guy shot you and I killed both of them
Yeah, that's right
Let's do let's do
Sudo
triggered
There's a crate as soon
We'll wait for them to come in on the
Don't be a you shot first then you kill them
No idea you hit a feel I will get a little loot my shelves are there. I've got some new
Wait for the extract
You really going
Guys looking maps looking maps
This is gonna take us seven years to get there get out of my way. We got we got nimble ships very slim nimble ships
Oh
Guys we get robots we get robots
Let's get them. Oh my god. All right. Okay. Let's just kill them all at the same time. We need that only steal anyways
Yeah
Watch me grand watch me also some
I realize because of how I steal a split between the three of us and I eat 35 we would need to kill 105 of these robots for me to get right.
I'll just cancel mine.
I'll just cancel mine.
Yeah, I can cancel mine.
You guys can keep our guard.
Alright, son.
Listen dude, if you want to be the shipbuilder, I have no complaints.
Bitch, watch it!
Yeah, let's get him!
Oh, there goes my leg.
Oh, fire!
Fire!
I'm not doing this fight so far, I'm level up.
I'm literally dying.
You feel ammo?
Oh no, I just missed my first shot.
Are you cursed?
I'm cursed, I'm cursed.
I'm a net negative for the deep.
Oh, jolly shit.
What do you think I do?
When I get into my gaming, I check under my chair
for at least all bags of balls.
Take that!
Move again!
Oh, he's so close to me, I don't know.
This is the way to play the game, I hear.
This is the way to play the game.
This is how you play the game, I hear, boys.
That's delight.
I'm getting a little bit of loo-
Little bit of loo-
Little bit of loo-
Yeah, those games will lose here.
Nothing garish.
Nothing garish?
I'm gonna let you guys know if I see a repair kit, okay?
I'm just like listen I'm not gonna get distracted by losing this POI all right
but if I get a little shot just accidentally in the POI I might as
well grab some loot yeah if you're having a fine shotgun shows I don't mind
take out the box whatever I'm next to your leg is broken I we should we should
raid this P.O.I. get some loot, yeah?
By the way, boys, make sure you're picking up all...
What? Wrong shit, peanut? Wrong shit, peanut?
No, I'm just looking for the box.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm just looking for the box.
I'm just looking for the box.
I'm just looking for the box, boys.
I got it, I got it, I got the box.
Boys, boys, by the way, make sure you collect all the weird coral you can for wind-killing time.
There's gonna be a bunch right here, because I'm killing like 20 of them.
Get as much as you can boys, it's the most important resource in the whole game I think.
Well...
Plainly weird coral.
So weird is a weird coral beast.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
Go on over there.
I got to just just hanging around, just hanging around.
Just hanging around.
Just hanging around?
Not yet.
No, but we'll find something here for sure.
I wonder if that's a car window right there.
I got shot and I'm over here.
I'm not gonna loot it. I'm just gonna loot it.
We do. I'll just have a shot on your ship.
I decided, never mind. I'm not going to give it to you.
I'm just gonna sell it.
Ah, if you were a nice guy, if you were a good guy, if you were a good buddy guy.
A little bit weird throughout.
A little bit weird throughout.
I
Shopped in shopping
Oh, I got one of those Petros rifles
W what is with the water what the Petros rifle look Petros
Wait, that's pronounced Petros. I create me by Robert. Just go chef any drop at all
I got the coat the gauche Petros because it's just the choice of any drop boys or no
Oh, so gosh, God, all this.
You dropped the shotgun ammo, gimmick.
Please.
250 meters.
You can just pull that number out of your ass.
That's just made up.
I have a feeling that it's made up.
Is that made up?
Did you just make that up?
Oh, my god, dude.
Oh my god, these freaking zombies, are you kidding me with this?
I might drop off this stack and bring it closer.
Oh look at that smoke, three beautiful ships just hanging out.
Dude, I'm getting...railed by these zombies.
It's a full-on railing.
Wait...
Chad?
As I can't be for certain but I think behind this black smoke. I'm seeing explosions. I think there's a person at that
foot over there
You see that we get back to ship. Oh
No, where's green box guy
Still the same spot. All right
Yeah, let's do it up a little bit more than we'll end up will go over there. Yeah
right now
Whoo
Yes, oh we got a tracker chest over here. Oh go ahead grab that much go ahead grab it much
I'm gonna pull around to you guys. Oh, there's a tracker chest right here. Is this what you talking about?
Yep, yep, yep, that's the one
Hey, I'll barely bury the other stick have you been here that you can grab you out
I
Just pull your ship in the middle of all this time. Yeah, you'll see you'll see it. Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming
Your legs busted one of you guys. I don't know who's it is. I think it's gimmicks. Oh god, why I keep my ship in briski ignition
Right here, I'm gonna be right here you see is this green box on this quarter right there you see it
Oh
Who's this
Mr.. Habibi
Why don't you see me mr.. Habibi I want your attention
You get the fuck out of here
BV there's so much loot. Have you considered how much loot there is to be?
Listen, oh, I spent 10 crystals. Oh my god. Oh
Well, that's nice stream by saying how poor we were. This is zero to hero run. Let's get absolutely
Let's get stacked. Let's see. It's gorgeous. Oh blue armor. Oh the green silence. I got the green silence
Oh, it's going so well. It's going so well
I'm blowing something up. Oh guys read 70 up here with a C4. Okay
All right, you parked their ship right in front of me. Hey, this ain't as heinous
Put this on your ship, Mr. BB. I'm gonna come back for it later. All right, we're gonna mind in the center
I'll put it right there. I'll put it right there
We're not in terrible danger, but we do need to move
in a
reasonable amount of time
How is he reasonable?
reasonable mean like we got maybe two minutes to you see how you noticed I
don't know have you noticed how the entire world turned red I'm just gonna go
ahead and beat you guys out of here beat your dick you're gonna beat my what
Wow sky blue star witness says
Really cool to be really cool also
For on this red door down here that we already had access to I
Have so much for it is coming out of my butthole mister
Can you pull your ship over to the third place?
It's one last place over here
I don't know if you guys know this too but with the zombies bent down their head hitbox
is still originally where it was.
Yeah it's uh it needs a it's it's it's a I'm not sure if it was a hacker it just seemed
weird but it might have been the same like when I was fighting those guys one of them
had gone all four sliding around the ground his hitbox was completely there it was.
No, that's that's um, that's that's what that's what have you
Little shopping shopping
But we're gonna get just a shit on actually we're sending this ship up, right?
Yeah, we're yeah, I put all this shit on the two smaller ships
I don't even know if we extract with any of these, I think we just like, we like, take
them to the end and kill everyone, you mean?
And well, then extract, right?
Yeah, with that extract.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we extract.
Just, just a point of clarification, yeah, absolutely, let's do it.
I mean, they're gonna, they're gonna freak out, even if they kill one of us, it's like,
they're not gonna kill all three of us, splitting their attention.
Oh.
Yeah, 100%
Oh shit, we're going all sides of him too
By the way, I'm uh
Where do you guys wanna head from here?
I'm uh, I'm um
Mm-hmm, right
I'm uh, I'm a little uh, I'm a little
I'm uh
I don't, I'm not thirsty
I'm not thirsty, I'm um
I uh, I'm
Uh huh, I'm uh
I'm uh
I, I'm uh, I'm
Sitting in a chair
I'm sitting in a chair the wrong way here
I don't
Uh huh
I might have to kill myself
And do you see this box right here? Can you grab this box right next to me?
I'm gonna kill myself in such position. Can you shoot me? Can you shoot me real quick?
I don't think so. I don't think so. He would want us to go on without him and live
He said his last words to me where you have to live for the both of us now and I said, okay, mr.. Peanut
I don't think I don't think I don't think that's the case. I don't think so
I'm gonna name like
I don't believe it
I'll truly believe it, but...
I'll try to be the boss of the weak gimmick talks.
It's like me, I'll carry the torch of your name and your flame.
I'm driving by Hoosier News, you got my stuff? I'm driving by Hoosier News, you there?
Okay, we gotta go boys.
What if we sit out in the middle of nowhere and shoot rockets next to each other's ships to make someone think we're fine?
Oh my...
Dramon!
That is actually a good idea.
That is an ironic thing.
In the circle that it really good. Yeah. Yeah, we got to get the hell out of here right now
I'm coming for it. I'm a copy
Hey, I'm back here. I'm just hanging around
I'm just hanging around don't mind me bars. Don't mind me. Bye. Just hanging around. Oh
I I think I think something's wrong with my ship
Okay, wait, wait. All right. Okay something. Okay, all right
Okay, all right
All right, okay, I'm good. I'm good. Oh, leave us be leave you behind
your torch
Oh, it's good. We're your flame. What what one one? We both my god. That's good. Grab my stuff
What I'm stopped one quick moment one good boy. Yep. Yep. I'm stopped
Why is my shovel score?
Why do you have to leave the shovel behind?
You want to fucking honestly leave the swedges behind?
The shovels are cooler than swedges.
I thought it would be more funny when-
I do have a shovel so technically if we see a sparkle-
I think the sparkles are right next to the ship by the way, I think that's why we never
seen them.
Did you mind?
Yeah, yeah, they're in like the sandy area.
I don't think it's for gold itself.
I've also got picture floating around in the comments up here with his cockles hanging out.
I'm just happy to know.
You can take after your mother.
I've never checked the size of my mom's cock.
She could be packing.
I have no idea.
I'm not certain, sir.
i'm not sure i'm not sure i'm not checking one time
oh can i be honest i i'm i'm on no idea because i have zero and i repeat
zero fuel wait oh i'm good i'm good i got i got fuel i got fuel time don't you
have a doubt my fuel ever ever again ever again
oh that was not a good time to boost
hey what the fuck what happened you did not even ask for permission to
I was a little bit of a fool, I didn't really get to my surroundings, that's okay guys,
that's on, I'll take that one, I'll take that one, I'll take that one, I'll take that one.
You should have seen it on my screen. I was like, oh, I got fuel. I found it
So I rushed immediately to put it in the engine. What if the engine turned around?
I'm about five cock legs from revving in your shit and pulls me
I fenced it. I fenced it.
It's pretty harsh.
Dari, Dari, Oopsy Boop, jeez, Oopsy Boop, jeez, Oopsy Boop
Oh, we got crystals? We got crystals here?
No, no, it's time to kill! It's time! How poor are they? We got that poor old rack!
We got three ships, pussy! We're so rich we have a pool in our pool!
Bitch, boy! Alright, pal?
Yeah, yeah! Uh, oh, is that a guy? Oh, there's a guy in front of us!
I just turned my ship off on accident.
Hey, it was a mistake.
How many put in a fuel run?
Yeah.
My gosh.
Please don't.
Right there.
Right in front of us.
Right in front of us.
Five degrees to our right.
You see that smoke right there?
Directly east.
Directly east.
You see it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I see it.
You see it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, I see it.
Should we pretend that we're shooting each other?
Should we pretend that we're shooting each other?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I got it.
Oh, no.
We need to make it believable.
You have to make it believable.
Oh, you want to make it believable?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I gotta get out of the back, please. Hold on.
We're running, we're running.
Everybody run, everybody run!
Ow, where did he move?
All right, give it to me.
I got a boost, a boost!
Ha ha ha, have it, have it.
Oh, Steve, I had it!
We should have at least one run.
We should have at least one run.
Oh, I got, oh, I got 10 runs!
I got 10 runs.
Really shitty terrain, by the way.
I will be fine.
Run it!
Yeah!
She let it speak, and she let it.
Oh, dear.
I think somebody who's just stopped their ship
in the middle of the freeway.
Oh my god.
I do not know what happened.
It's dangerous.
All right boys, give them all you got, give them all you got boys.
I think they're gonna see what they're gonna be like.
Oh, look at those trees.
I got a friendly line, guys.
They're friendly lines.
I think this is a custom ship, boys.
I think this is a custom ship right here.
They might have some goo.
They might have a little something something.
Are you guys coming?
We're right behind you.
We protect Gibbon's ship and all gods.
Mine has a loop. Actually, it doesn't matter.
I've got a ton of loops myself.
Yeah, we can chance for the loop.
But we can't remake the ship.
As members surround this fucking, do not let him be able to turn and block our view of his, of his Hoosie-Doozie.
Just surround him, just surround him.
Oh, he's running, he's running. I'm running, I'm running, fucking I'm running!
I'm running!
Oh
I'm running boys I'm running
I'm running!
Charge!
Is that a custom ship?
Yeah, that's a custom ship, I think.
Yeah, it's not a super custom, but it's a custom, I think.
Custom-ass?
Custom-ass, custom-ass, custom-engaging.
I've got a lot of roddies.
I've got tons of rods. I'm gonna catch this fucker.
I'll pull his legs up for you. I'll pull his legs up for you, okay?
Here's my last rod.
My last rod.
I'm running! I'm running!
There he goes, man.
There he goes, there's no time for you to watch him as he goes.
Oh, there's another guy in front of us, there's another guy in front of us!
Look, look, look!
You're getting smoked, be there, you're getting smoked!
I'll never stop me, I have the current of a thousand lines!
I'm running!
It's either him or me, pussy, him or me!
Oh my god!
Locked!
Oh my god.
I'm blowing the lamp to blow the lamp.
You can react if I activate it.
I don't have any rods.
I'm going to have to pass in the passing lane.
Alright, what's the passing lane?
You just look into the left a little bit.
Looking into the right.
I'm not having to shatter into their legs.
I'm just guy heading over to the left.
We're coming, we're coming.
I just keep hitting the reactant.
I got my accident.
There's a lot of down here right here.
Who cares?
There I am, baby boys.
I'm about to lose a leg. I'm about to lose a leg.
I gotta run. I gotta run.
The losing is the losing. I gotta run. I gotta run.
I'm running. I'm running. I'm running.
I'm on him, boys. I'm on him.
I can't hit the legs, I'm an idiot. I'm an impishile!
I'm an impishile, I'm an impishile! Oh, they destroyed my leg, no!
Oh no, oh no!
They get the way, they get the way!
I'm out of rods.
Begin the way!
Dodge!
One leg hit, one leg hit.
I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin'!
It's breakin', it's breakin' a bus.
I'm running boys!
I'm in the fuckin' room!
Fuck it!
Move!
I'm in the room!
I'm in the room!
I'm in the room!
There's Dan and Swab!
What a fucking running interview!
I'm only one guy!
I have to control the whole ship!
It's very stressful!
Very stressful!
It is very stressful!
I hope you know that!
It's around the point!
It's around the point!
Broke a leg? Broke a leg?
That is one damage!
It's one or a waste of a shot!
Oh my god!
But I didn't think it would focus me on the barge!
I'm gonna shoot him off the turrets with you after it!
Take this you bitch!
Okay?
I'm gonna kill you.
Hit the turret, hit the turret!
Hit the reactor!
Kill one, kill one!
We're gonna throw this down, right?
Throwing the turret, he's going up and going up.
Reactor shit three times.
Kill that one too, kill that one too!
Do that, do that, I'm gonna destroy the steering wheel!
They are fucked, they are fucked, gentlemen.
They are screwed up.
They are screwed up.
Oh, where did the other guy go?
We are outside the zone and the zone is about to start moving in 12 seconds.
We gotta move. We gotta move this.
Oh, then straight by Steve. What the hell?
to have they're probably still alive hey you guys go ahead i gotta do some
repairs let me hit my ship the hardest
you need to repair it yeah my life is full
they're still alive still alive for sure
and are they coming on your ship they're coming on your ship who's going up
your ladder one's going up your ladder
gibbix
I don't know whoever's closest to the wreck me. Yeah
Wait, there's no I don't have doors on this
You just fuck up there Friday, I guess I'll volunteer listen cheap
I see it's the first time chat this may be maybe your first time the chat
Right pal, right? I think it might also be your first time on planet Earth.
Is Thursday your actual toaster?
It is Thursday. It is Thursday, sir.
It is Thursday right now.
Probably like a couple minutes.
Boys, boys.
They got a fucking shit on them.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
They got some stuff. I don't know how much stuff they got, but they got...
I'm coming, boys!
it'll do can you put shit in the rooms yes you can put everything like you can
separate crystals now I think I'll do it like everything but crystals can go
the road back they rolled back to one of the updates by the way really why today
yeah and it got rolled back this morning
Uh, there's sticky problems with...
I don't know exactly what the problem was.
But, actually, I have a lot of things to do.
I hear another chip.
Actually, actually...
Coming out here boys, big birthday.
Oh, these guys were packing.
These guys were packing.
Guys, I don't even know if we do regular games anymore.
This might just be the way to do it.
just be the new man. We're gonna get so rich on this. As soon as we're done, we go right
for an extract and we kill whoever's gone there.
Absolutely. Absolutely. I saw that other ship and they are not fucking with us. So I guarantee
that the next time they see that there's three, they're gonna think there's three people
TV but it really does not I mean right right yeah yeah like if I got people
doing I would leave the courier I would leave immediately if I thought he would
even be media oh my if I hit that pole one more damn time I'm a circumcised
gimmick right here live on it like right me yes double circumcision double
circumcision
Everything's fine behind us. Oh, okay. Oh, we gotta move though
You gonna get their black box. I did not yet. I'm taking the aim on the church
I
Had 180 millimeter sell out
The black box is back here. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Let's head on out boys. We got this job
Let's head on out boys
We have to extract three separate times
Guys guys my bucket is be a great point. Remember we got an extract three separate times
We need ample time at the end. Yeah, that's true
I'll see you guys slowly over an extract go right to it. Why you go right to it?
it's um it's it's northwest northwest
I'm just catching my engine off, it's already gone
oh whoa whoa whoa aren't you driving sir oh shit something just blew up that's
just how it goes anything double blow up anything double blow up once the storm
hits him
all right we go right to the next time we kill anyone trying to extract and then we
and then we
wait a second, wait a second, wait a second
guys this might be the dread god I'm not even joking I'm fucking gonna just set it and look
at the map, look at the map it's in the middle of nowhere
you're right, you're right
oh my god oh my god go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
The good part though is you can call the extract.
Why don't I just send one?
Yeah, we can just send one away, or two away while we're losing the Dreadnought.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Put all the loot on the first two and then just loot to our hearts content.
Yeah, I think we just, I think the person we killed was Greenbox Guy.
Now we have a Greenbox.
Oh no, we found a Greenbox.
Hey, Greenbox Guy, abstract?
You know, we found that green box, I read that.
Green box? Oh, the little tick-tock box?
Yeah, we found that in the city, we found that in the city.
I guess green box guy, next second.
Oh, I see a smoke!
I see a player smoke on the right, far away.
You see that?
No, I see it, I see it.
We're gonna kill him, we're gonna have to kill him.
There's a guy extracting you right now.
Alright, you guys look, I don't have room on my ship, by the way.
So I should just extract.
Oh, I'm sure you guys will.
Send it up and come on, get him on the ship.
No room you check all the bedrooms and you can dance
Are you going to take your first lady?
I have a little bit of a like five plus like I got like eight slots nine socks
What what I
Mean I swear to God if you have if you just can't be in there right now lose all that shit
I swear to God
That's where they're going.
He's de-seeing me.
We shoot him to the back of the head, take him to the transport room.
Maybe you better not be seeing your son of a bitch.
One of us just takes over the captain's fort.
Oh, they have seven seconds.
Is it the dreadnought? Is it the dreadnought?
Wait, it is the dreadnought. It is.
It is the dreadnought.
Oh my god, it is! It is!
He took everything already?
I don't know.
I doubt it. I doubt it. I doubt they don't know how to do it.
That's a default ship.
I highly doubt they don't want to do it.
That is a default ship.
Oh my God, maximum potential!
Listen, listen to me, listen to me.
There's a guy coming for us to the north.
Oh fuck!
Give AI to, ah!
I didn't get shot, I didn't know you should have.
Get out of here, get out of here!
Just clog it up the lane!
Just clog it up the lane!
Get that thing out!
We should give it, give it, I need you to put everything
on my ship, on your ship.
I'm gonna go around the experiment with all the good shit, okay?
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna point right next to you, and then remember, we have that guy coming! We have that guy coming!
I know, I know. I'm gonna angle for our butts against the uh...
I wonder if these guys even got looted.
Guys, there's time to loot all this shit that didn't even loot! They didn't even loot! Oh my god!
Oh my god, they don't know, they don't know.
Loot the ship, loot the ship! We'll max-shoot guys!
If we move really quickly, we can have a max-shoot brain. I'm not gonna do that. We gotta have...
Every lock in, every lock in.
Even still here. I'm back. I'm back. Hello. Oh my god. No, the punch. Oh, baby. Listen to me. Listen to me very quickly
Yeah, we have a ship right here. That's unmuted. We have a guy coming from the east and we have the dreadnought
We dilute now point call you sit down call you sit down
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna say I'm going for a vacation
I
Got a little tiny disconnect just a little tiny disconnect
As every angle you ship to the east so we kill this guy when he comes up you gotta kill fast
I'm trying to get on top of this fucking thing
Oh
What if it takes the wrong shit what if it takes the wrong it's taking gimmicks gimmick move what give me what move your ship
Wait, oh wait. Oh, we're fine. Let's go. Wait. Is it already?
I'm gonna bring my closer. Yeah, let's keep moving it. Don't
No, no, no, if you can't live cost one minute cost one minute if you do we can take one minute we can
I'm just gonna bring my ship closer and hit again
All right, these guys had so much loot give it these guys had so much loot. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Lord, Lord, Lord.
Continue while I take all these.
How close are those guys to the east? Are they here?
I don't know. There's a rock in my way. I can't see him.
I don't think so.
Am I far enough away?
When the ship comes to arrive, just move it and it'll change.
Should we just cancel for the radio bugs?
Oh, I mean I could I'm here. I'm gonna go hit it again. See what happens
But we could not fuck this up. We need all three these ships out ASAP. We could not fuck this up boys
So much space on my ship. This is the worst one
Okay, I'm interrupting it's taken somebody ship hold on it's taken whoever's part. I just cancelled it. Oh, it's it's it canceled, okay
Should I not
It's not let me do it for another 40 seconds dude, there's no fucking I told you I told you that happened. I told you
We're not even in the final circle yet, or we are in the final shit
Do I come and help you guys or do I just camp this thing you can't you can't this
I think at this point we need to hit it and whatever gets whatever you need to get your ship out though
you need to get your ship out we cannot have your ship being ejected I know I
know I'm not even I'm not even in the rain in range right now I don't know why
the rain flare is still on you though just collect just put the loot on the
side of the ship because once I back it in we'll be able to it's very easy very
very easy with a how's this guy out to the east where he's five seconds I'm
looking and I don't see anybody
I'm calling we got nine minutes yeah yeah yeah
we should get it that's the right chip okay I'm gonna come to help you my
spicy bitch fully loaded got a single space more okay your chips neck there's
a bunch of shit all over the floor oh my fuck it's played on here all these guys
That was stuck!
These guys were stuck!
Woo wee!
Wait, your next peanut?
You get your shit out?
Whoever canceled your goo bob your shit and go ram it?
I don't even mind it.
That's not even mean.
Hey, hold on guys, wait.
Should we, should we, wait, hold on,
should someone else call the thing?
Or do you think if he doesn't,
what if he's captain of your ship gimmick?
That's why it's calling your ship.
It's not the distance.
Give it, go to your bed.
Who's on the bed?
Who's on the bed?
Me, me, me, I did that for sure.
I'm captain of my ship.
You captain?
OK.
He's fine now.
The green smoke's coming from my BB's shit.
Oh, my.
All right, I'm going to draw some shit off to you, Jimmy.
I can't get closer, because Peanut needs to go next.
Right after you extract, Peanut, you got to hit the extract.
And then I back this puppy in, and we load up.
Give.
Oh, is that him?
Oh, that's a guy.
What the hell?
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
Oh my god, these guys are stuck!
2D eyes, 2D eyes, quick, we're running out of time, we're running out of time!
Time was down.
What, you're right, you're right, have you been here right?
I
Call it
The ship's not gone yet
It's going 20 seconds. I just go get ready to call the next one. Yeah
You can't you call it you call it back to back to back to back. We have to go back right back. We're gonna lose all the stuff. Oh
My god, we're so dead guys feeling seven minutes again all three same stuff. This is impossible
minutes two minutes each two minutes each
oh I should not leave it oh okay four seconds three two
okay eight more and then all so it's gonna take I don't know it's gonna take
You can take peanuts. I'm not in range. I'm not in range. I'm not in my mind. I'm hitting it. I'm hitting it. I think my faggots made off then
Go ahead take my take mine. Mine's good. Mine's good. Is it taking mine? How do you go?
Yep, it's taking yours. It's taking yours. Fantastic. Fantastic. Alright, everybody. Give me get your ship right here next to it.
I'm coming. I'm coming. We got loot. We got loot.
So there's loot on this ship right here? There's tons. I mean, this is the holy grail of loot. This is the hole. This is where the experimental canada is, chief.
I'm fucking looking I don't see shit. I'll show you I'll show you don't worry
Maybe to you at the top. There's two rooms on the top that I'm trying to loop you those two
By the way, we have to move this ship back to grab a baby ship with whatever we call the second one, okay
Drop the bike is here. We want to go in
Yeah, he was gone. I'm dropping that guy to the east. Is he an idiot? He's gonna die
He probably thought oh, I'll just wait for the new extract
You need to realize that we've got three kids that this empty box right here on the other on the front
There's like a hundred right here on the front. She Ryan
Maybe do you see me? Have you seen me? No, you my boys? Oh, I hear you. I hear you. I'll do it here
I'm gonna go for the crazy stuff. You get all the stuff on top of it
We got a move boys. We got five minutes 30 seconds. We are fucking even got one ship out of you yet
Oh my god, we're dead. You just take my box. Do you asshole?
The way you just took my box. There's another box right here. You just took my box. What the hell?
What an asshole.
Don't let it tear us apart.
Don't let it tear us apart, the loot.
team fracture team one of my way for the team fracture there's a pristine 70
couldn't have been worse you got gonna come jump and stuff next to your ship
all right okay same same thing on empty green box there's tons at the front
there's a hundred at the front a hundred the front of the dreadnought literally
I'm coming the tops tops looted
A rusty
I need you to help me this is doors doors door
Down here down here. Can you hear me? This is the main loot. This is the main loot right here
I'm gonna grab the I'm gonna grab the experimental real quick
It's a 40 it's a 40. Yes, it's a 40. Yes. Yes
Yes
Yes
Shut the vintages with this die!
Take all the shit! Take all the shit boys! We got a minute thirty to call that thing!
There's no fucking green boxes!
IT'S AT THE FRONT OF THE SHIP! OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD! I'M GONNA SKIN YOUR PENIS ALIVE!
I'M GONNA SKIN YOUR PENIS ALIVE!
I'm tripple! Quidruple circumcision at this rate!
Quidruple circumcision!
Oh my god, do we need crystals? Yes, take everything take everything take everything take everything
a minute guys we have one minute
One minute one minute
Take it on take it on quick quick quick take it on. Oh, I hear a walker. Is that him?
Is that the guy right there behind us somebody might need to call it somebody might need to call it
I'm coming up. I'm coming up. Was that my ship? I call it now. If my ship doesn't die. Just get in position get in position
Oh, no, that's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. We I'm gonna go capture your ship. You guys keep taking the loot down there, okay?
All right. Wait, how much time do we have? How much time do we have? Just call it just call it. I'm gonna take this guy's ship. Call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it.
Keep losing that thing down there keep losing the box down there
There's so much loose down there. I
Got the fun out of the ship
I know I've been to the point my tiny time top of the ship top of the ship front up of the ship
He back
Well, they're on me. They're on me. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
They're on the ship. Oh good heavens loading. He's just floating. Oh good heavens. I'm coming. I'm coming all good
We're dead. We're dead. There's no one guy. I need to go up there. I need to go up there right now. I need to go up there and call it. I'm up there.
Oh, I'm up there.
Oh, I'm up there.
Oh, I'm up there.
Oh, I'm on a way.
Oh, we've got 30 seconds.
I don't know if you guys can keep preparing
because that shit's about to hit the fan.
We got 24 seconds.
Let's call it.
We call it.
We can just, we can,
we'll have to just use you.
Yeah.
You got a box and you're fucking.
You're the 30s.
He's four.
I got C4 on me, yeah?
It's fine, it's fine. You guys stay down. You guys stay down.
I'm gonna look for C4. C4, give me a second.
I'm staying up here with my shotgun.
I'm here for you to send 100,000 blessings upon me.
Oh, good. Oh, good.
Yeah, don't raise the blood.
Call it, call it, call it, call it, call it, call it!
Alright, call it.
You just gotta C4.
Wait, there's a guy, a guy, a guy, a guy.
I'm watching this.
Give it a go, C4.
I just really can't destroy it
oh oh oh
oh we got a room
we got across the bench time
get greedy boys
get greedy
ah fuck them
get greedy boys
fuck you
fuck you die
fuck you bitch fuck you
I'm taking a ship. I'm taking a ship. I'm taking a ship. Oh, it's over. It's over. This ship is broken. This ship is broken.
Oh God, oh God! Oh my God! Oh God, where's the ficus plane? Got the ficus plane? Someone got the ficus plane!
It's on the back of the ship. Top of the top of the ship.
It's getting dark. I can't see shit.
It's getting dark.
Oh, no! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!
Go to the green smoke.
I can't. I can't. I'm gonna take one for the team.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I got you.
Oh, 10 seconds left.
It might still. It'll take it. It'll take it. It'll take it. It'll take it. It'll take it. It'll take it. It'll take it.
We put the experiment on the ship, right?
We can respond. We can respond.
Yeah, you got it.
Not for long.
You put the experimental out of the ship, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Experimental out of the ship.
Okay, we're good.
We're good.
We're good.
All right.
Good work, team.
Good work, team.
Oh, what do you mean?
We won.
We won.
We just lost our bodies.
We lost our bodies in the fight.
We lost the bodies.
We're good.
We got all three ships.
We're good.
We got all three ships.
Fuck the bodies.
All right.
We're good.
We got all three ships.
We're red! We're red!
We're red! We're red! We're red!
Hey, do easy, do easy!
Come on baby, how are those guys interrupted, man?
Yeah, what an asshole! Honestly, if anything, he only fucked himself.
I think if he wouldn't have, if he wouldn't have, like...
They interrupted?
We might have...
The second guy.
You we might have been gone. They mean they could have probably got their ship out
They would have all died because they would have got their ship out like we're doing right now
Those dog she that has a green problem bitch only problem I got is where I'm a store this money
I must go on
There's a lot of loot still
We can win it with a default ship and little pistols we get we do a tensi more and a default ship all guys
max
Maximum went all but look at that
look at that failed
Reese restarting
It was the aloes steel at
Like you guys denied the aloes steel boys. I'll see I don't see I need to be the smokeless energy rod
You got three bond Lee big reflectors. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's sick three shot of days
Three canned CD which by the way, I don't know if you know this but the last patch they five X how much that's with oh
My god sick. Oh
What am I what am I?
What am I the purple hours you have the bottom right you you get that one?
Got it got it. Yeah. Oh
Oh
My god how massive is that how massive? Oh my god. You hit it. You said to hit it and then you go on it
Or you just want to hit it one time. They go. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's like five second delay
So we'd be out of life. Where's the experimental? I don't know. It's red. It's red. I see it
Oh my gosh, that was a zero to your own touch did Raiders big money
OOOOOOOOH!
Today's your day, Euro, big big money.
I always give you the least!
Hey!
It always gives me the least money out of everyone in the entire group!
Oh!
A little orbital strike pointer?
Oh!
It gave me none of the good cannons!
Oh!
Oh, you started that game!
Mmm.
Oh!
All that you remember that time on our craters peanut where you fucked me do you remember that time when you know?
No, I don't know I don't
Know how many people I fucked it off
Oh by the way, I met a man named Bilbo today. He said tell peanut fuck you a thousand times
His name is Bilbo. Do you know?
no
Bilbo Baggins?
Famously the Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit who took the one ring from the Lair of Smog.
Yeah, Peanut knows me. Bilbo, yeah, it's from that show.
I got the least amount of money. I didn't get a single blue or green cannon that isn't a shotgun.
I didn't get the experimental.
Uh, I, dude, there's, I'm talking to the developers.
I'm a text, but I say, why the fuck am I, I'm telling, every time, I get the least amount of money!
Evan!
At first it started, let's talk to the developers to make the game better, and now it's, let's talk to the developers to make it easier for me.
Yo, I, I literally buy the ships! I buy the fucking ship! And it still gives me the least amount of money!
You're right, you're right.
that's true that is kind of true thank you honestly i don't think you got i think
i thought you guys are just gonna keep riffing on me
shit i don't know what to say i feel flustered i feel flustered heart
i feel flustered it breaks my heart
money money money
let's see what can i sell
fessel at the port it's got me on my way oh shit am i not muted
oh
I
Guys guys we've been doing normal round and we just do that again. I think we just do that
Yeah, as we do that again, we do it a normal round
Because I will say we do the normal round we can do the green key quest. I will say that which in an hour
Coconut juice may not gonna be here. It's gonna be a six man. I'm not bringing the key on for a six man, right, right, right agreed
also the Tuscan Raider maybe we do regular round now and do more Tuscan
when we get six this Tuscan Raider rounds you know what we only have max one
round to coconut and juice we get here and we're not gonna be able to do all
from green to black actually we just run Tuscan I just run Tuscan all night
baby Tuscan's all night yeah I needed Tuscan cuz I just upgraded my my
inventory because I just had too much shit from all the stuff that they gave me
I like the the experimental authority and like all the extra stuff uh-huh they gave
me all these things and I just like I didn't have room I mean I mean if it was
like once or twice it didn't give me the experimental and just like gave me the
least amount of money out of the whole group about oh hey you know look at the
Look at the brawl, look at the brawl.
Nothing to, oh, crazy, I'm like,
it's every time I'm gonna use seeded,
this game is racist against peanuts, I'm telling you.
Every time it gives me more loot than you,
it's just like, what, that's crazy,
why are you doing that, no, no, stop it, Dads,
what are you doing?
And I accept it, but with a broken heart, I accept it.
I'm gonna break your cervix.
Let me tell you that.
Let me tell you that right now.
You do seem to never get,
you know what, not just, okay, first of all,
a lot of times I make the most money,
but I never get like the key items.
Every time Habibi plays,
I feel like he's always gotten the item.
Yeah, yeah, remember when Coca-Cola disconnected
and he lost his experimental?
Habibi got it.
I don't think what it is.
Habibi got it.
It's always Habibi got it.
It's a baby baby
You know what you know what I'm actually do I'm an attention developers and I'm gonna ask them
They probably won't tell me they probably won't tell me
I'm gonna ask them to say listen because obviously there's some things you do during the match like maybe how many kills you have
How much damage you do that that determines who gets the most items and I'm gonna I'm gonna say
I was just giving up. How can I abuse the system the most want the math? You want the math?
I doubt they'll tell me I doubt they'll tell me well I'm a text. I'm texting them
I don't think they'll respond make sure to text them and I'll catch them so they know you're serious
You already know how many always deliver sometimes he delivers to himself. Is that not okay a quick?
question
I'm one of a great occasion a quick question. There's a player called
He's stealing all my sand.
Quick question, there's this guy named Habibi that's hacking.
Can you ban him?
His name is H-A-B-I-B-I.
Ban him at once immediately.
At once immediately. Perfect.
How is the loot divvied?
How do you go divvied?
I'm just going to say divided.
Divided up.
There you go.
I seem to always get the least from my crew.
The developers are going to get this text.
One of the developers is going to show us one of the other ones and they're going to say,
did we make a mistake giving this guy our number?
Well, I was going to divvy it up.
As you always get the least from my crew, out of my crew,
Is there some secret to getting the most loot when it is divided up at the end of the screen?
Alright, alright, alright.
I hope they come back and say it's based off team contribution.
See, that's what they're going to say, but there's a specific metric of contribution.
And let me tell you I bet it's I you know what I bet it's I bet it's whoever stays on the ship longest
Maybe you're selling because like comedies are back there doing nothing. Maybe it's whoever says the dumbest shit
I mean give it that's why why give it
Thank you best player on the ship that gets the least amount of obvious I became the least amount
It's gotta be based off who's making the stupidest fucking remarks
driving the worst, being an absolute fucking lightbulb.
Name one stupid thing I've ever said once.
The drive.
I'll tell you about personal contributions.
How about we get on the cargo deck and start pumping this shit full of loot so we can get out?
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
I don't have much time, right?
We got some time.
We got some time.
50 minutes?
do I mean I mean more or less more or less
hmm like grab your stuff grab your stuff boys
honestly guys I'm kind of like the cannon
should I bring the cannon
yeah you guys want me to break
it's fucking hell
I'm bringing 80 mil
I'm bringing 80 mil
I'll bring an 80 mil
you see how he spits in our face like with trash
and he gets one experiment with cannon and he
And he looks just like for scum like the scum on the bottom. I was you experimental the 40 and the 80
Literally, I was on Twitter just now and he just changed his username to experimental Habibi. Oh my god
Well, that could be actually that could be a lot of experimental underscore Habibi that that actually could be in a lot of different things
Actually, that could that could not be a blurry
There's part of why learning new things, trying new foods.
It's him and like a 75 year old man
and he's kissing him on the cheek.
Now I don't want to read it.
Yeah, fucking guys.
I mean, hey.
I mean, you score a BB.
I mean, you don't know until you try it.
That's what I say.
That's what I say.
Hey, people need loving too, dude.
I'm taking one from the team.
You know what I mean?
Fucking old guys.
Fucking old dudes.
Yeah, I mean, that way there's more young dudes for you.
Let me let me if I could bounce on Warren Buffett's nice succulent
Donker, but just a split second. I think I'm who knows what I like it
What up? Maybe maybe
That's the real question that's the real question
Okay, all right. Okay. All right, you guys ready? I'm ready to
I'm going to get another, I'm going to get another sticky, sticky, I'm going to get another sticky,
sticky, let's ride.
I have a turret boys, I have a turret.
I'm good
Welcome back. Thank you. Good chair
As you a weapon I've been kind of liking recently is is this one a little bit more and then that purple one shot it
The damage follow from some of these weapons like the pistol is kind of poo ass
And I think the damage fall from the purple one is like pretty nice. I mean, oh my god
Nobody else brought C4's but me. Oh
Oh shit, I forgot to bring C4s, I forgot.
I have C4, I have C4s.
Okay, you're too, just a minute.
Oh, thank god.
Thank goodness.
Thank goodness.
I can buy them by the way.
We have 11 minutes.
That's literally the only thing we need.
Oh, Mr. I'm too big for one.
One good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Mr. Phoenix's team member in this game,
he's been so far too long.
It would be a great asset.
Honestly, I might, we might play them too.
We're doing some sixes later on we're doing we have cocoa and juice becoming
If Gigi doesn't want to play we can buy graffitis
Probably some of voodoo after hearing your you rave about them for the last week
Would you put the c4? I haven't rave about those for two days. I just spawned with this thing is terrible
Oh person I have three c4s
Starts yeah, I gave him a two and I only have one on me
Although your stream is reminding you playing games with the boys back in the day and probably so much joy
I do have to make them down just to turn that engine on
So that which doesn't ban me and a bunch of fucking crazies on Twitter don't
Gonna pop up and just snitchle
I'm gonna run the battery up to my nipples. You get a run. I did not mean it's
Oh already guys I mean they'll just they'll just die
I'll get back
I'm full speed ahead of you.
Get in, John.
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
Oh, oh, we got...
Look, go ahead of us already.
I'm a good Friday night.
I'm a good Friday night.
I'll see you later.
I'm gonna lie to you.
I've been clapping these six a lot.
I've been clapping these six a lot.
I don't drink six Boodos.
Are you nuts?
Six Boodos?
That's way too many.
Steven's nipple.
They're going to Steven's nipple.
That's way too many.
tasteful three boo-doos. You feel saucy, you feel good, you're good with the socks. Maybe
four if you go for a long time. Six. Now you're partyin'. Six you're partyin'. I won't lie,
sometimes with six boo-doos is called for on an occasion, but if you're just chillin' game,
I suggest nice two to start off with. You grab a third, maybe an hour later. I see him. A two-hour
There should be a nice, maybe four, like six hours.
Should we just ramp straight into them and you guys more?
Six is when the slurs come out. Six is when you start ripping slurs.
Like you start a lawn mowing.
Exactly, exactly.
He attends at home comes boys. Hey wait wait hold on can somebody clue me out what's going on
I have not been paying attention to this entire time. We're about to ram them and we're gonna take their ship
I see ram. I'm gonna hit you with a rock. Wait wait wait that is a custom. That's a costume boys. This can be big
rotting
That's a full costume with armor plates. This is a huge chip boys huge chip
All three of us
Oh, I hate him real good.
I'm gonna try to kill him right now.
Hit the turret, hit the turret.
I'm gonna try to kill him right now, I'm gonna try to kill him right now.
Hit the turret again.
What?
Hit the ladder.
I'm blowing in, I'm blowing in.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
No!
He saw me for a ship, goes down, and comes towards you.
I'm gonna jump into his body, I'm gonna jump into his body, one second, one second!
Back up, back up, back up!
It's my husband's birthday.
Oh, shit!
Wait, I just died!
Oh, what the?
Anybody, take care of all the kids, go and put them back to class, everybody!
I just died!
He stopped their ship?
No, I can't!
Fuck dead, I'm dead!
I only have two feet four!
I died to Sophie.
It said Sophie killed me like a zone.
Damn it!
Fuck yeah, that bitch with that!
As if you need to shit alive for 40 more seconds, I can respond!
Or if you're gonna pay my bed room.
I'm gonna have to make the jump.
I lost my kids on the floor.
Do you pay my bedroom? Do you pay my bedroom?
Can you read my bedroom?
Oh, I can't be smart.
Oh, we didn't put any beans in the lockers!
I did, I did, I did. There should be beans in the locker. They destroyed the room.
I got 18 seconds to look at the beans, bud!
Look, look, look, look, look!
Which company do I need to defend?
Oh, you're by the key?
Maybe that was the developers were meant to be texting the stupid question
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
The trampolines actually under maintenance right now the trampolines actually under maintenance, right? I hope you don't mind
Under maintenance
He said sorry, you know, oh well, that's uh, that's lovely
That's not the last one, that's fine, that's fine.
All right, Boba.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, shot of a bitch!
I got some extra G4, I got some extra G4.
Come on, come on, kill one, kill one.
Oh, they're killing me, they're killing me, they're killing me, they're killing me!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm gonna call the ladder.
Eh!
We got this voice lock and we got this!
They're behind us, they're behind us.
They're underneath you guys.
Are you dead?
Yeah, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. He jumped up. He jumped up. I'm gonna blow this. I blow this
That was so much good than the last one that we didn't
Don't want to compare because I could have her as soon as the thief of joy
They had no idea I was there, but I get we have to all bring in like we have to all bring in C4
Wasting my seat
Guys, okay, can we run it back turbo?
What is one of back turbo? What is one of back turbo? We run it back turbo means like let's just get back in there right away
Oh, let's do it. Let's do it. Oh, I have no shotgun. Oh my
I think we we have to bring in minimum two stacks each
What you
Can you not buy it? No, I could buy it Elizabeth. I'm gonna put 10 C4 on the ship and three on me
Okay, that's 13 C4 13 C4. I don't need the lack of C4
Yeah, I hate to say it but I don't know if the lack of a ski for once I found a mouse
No, I would have got into their captain's
They have no idea I was on their ship, but then I blew two doors and I couldn't do it. They would know if they heard BOOOM!
They did it! They did it! I blew two doors and they had no idea!
Good Chao!
Good Dinga!
You think so?
Guys, wait, honestly, the problem might...
Guys, you might actually have a problem if we can't buy syringes.
Is syringes before C4s or after syringes?
I can't remember if I've unlocked it or not.
Okay, well, thanks for the answer, guys, but let's get it there, boys.
I'm ready.
You guys ready?
Final text.
Oh, God!
Not everybody answers once.
I was slightly distracted, but only lightly.
Is everybody 3C4 on their Persian?
I think we should bring two stacks each.
So we have 15?
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no.
Give it, we have more than two stacks.
much more than two stacks. If 15 C4 on the ship alone not even counting us.
Wait, what? Right now? Yeah, we're good. We're good. We have 15. Oh,
you're saying we're good. Okay. I got two on me. P9S 13. I got 13 on me.
Okay, I'll bring a stack for my person. Do a little bit of this, a little bit of
that. Bing bang boom. Grab some beans just in case of emergency. I'm bringing 20
means I'm bringing 20 beans just in case. Ready? All right, ready? I cannot believe.
I cannot. And they said sorry, Peter. They are not sorry. They are not sorry. Am I sorry?
Am I sorry at the battlefield when I killed the enemy in front of me? I already know what
I'm saying. Let's ride!
I
Great thing about those
Speed which have you heard that one son?
Tiktok comes out with bangers all the time
It's a lady it's a lady that's a kid
I do actually think I have vague I'm vaguely picking up but only vaguely it's cool it's
a cool song enemies or enemies I don't know gonna be my enemy that's it our
No, that's that's another shot. That's another song entirely. No, it's it's
Well, are you guys it's legacy legacy by pixie? I see I know a lot of tiktok in it
Oh, that was it. Pixie? Wait, the pixie?
Well, yeah, you know I do those songs for my interest
They kind of be like specific. You gotta have to be like added type songs. I mean, yeah
Some of them, some of them are just regular. Right, so you don't get the, you don't get the old DMCA monster coming in this season.
Well, actually, all my just DMCA, all of them.
Ray and bold
Wait guys we might need some cannons on the ship. Yeah, I mean
You got that one
We're doing that
Oh, yeah, who's doing that?
I do we see any potential victims
Rotting not yet not yet. She or she that was a third. That was a good
Guys, I'm gonna go close to you. We're gonna oh a go ahead and stop the shit right quick
Yeah, the AI
We can kill it. We do have can and oh, they just weren't set up. I got
You guys brought the beans and you're thinking I'll have you
Actually haven't done the beans yet. I'll be to go beans are good to go. These are good to go. We are good to go
We got we're even better to go
I see him. I see him. I see him.
Hit the boost. Hit the boost.
I'm hitting it. I'm all right.
Locking.
I would do ram tactic sand readers of Sophie dry-eyed vision
Wait guys, that's a that's a custom ass ship. There's even armored base
I'm not even joking. That is massive. We take that this is huge if we take this as this huge boy
I'm gonna try to what I'm kidding
Are you guys glad I'm in second? I'm in second. Go ahead go ahead go ahead
all right i'm on the ladder
i'm on her to set the set the charge
watch my back
any moment this guy's gonna die
any moment this guy's gonna die
sure can you just die already
holy crap what is going on around here
what is going on around here
sure can you just die already
jesus christ
i got one i got one one dead
can you
Yeah, yeah doors broken for me. I can get through
I just see a door
I can't proceed maybe you should just take the seat where I have a baby because I
There's no way I can ever get through this door no matter what
I was just walking through shed
No, I can't get in the ship either, it's glitched, it's glitched, I can't get in the ship either, all the doors are closed!
Dude, what is this shit?
What the hell?
This sucks.
All the doors are closed for me, they're closed by metal.
You see the door right here?
I can't go through here, I can't go through!
What the hell?
I'm shooting!
I'm gonna blow open the captain's quarters for this whole thing. Okay. Oh
He's dead wait, maybe you the only one I can they can do stuff
I'm gonna blow open the captain's quarters this whole thing. You don't have to use the doors. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You stay right here
You got a new you the only way back
Come back to the sand and heal mech and sand and heal
I
There's a lot of stuff on that shit that I think I see and they don't see that I saw them just running
I'm gonna blow it up. I think I see the captain's quarters on the left on the front. I see it
I see it. Maybe I don't know 50-50 shot fucking. I'll roll those guys. I'll roll those guys you motherfuckers
I see it. I it's the armored one in the front right right of the ship right right of the ship. I'm blowing it up
I got more C4, I got more C4, you guys need to get prepared, you guys need to get prepared
when I'm going, it's open, it's open, get it, go, go, go, it's not open, it's not open,
there's a guy punching me, they're behind you Habibi, careful, I had to jump out, this
Destroy the ferrets!
Fucking do it!
Destroy the nethermuppercut again!
Get- get Bb, get down! Get- oh!
Scavile, plant C4!
Oh shit!
I fell off the ladder.
I'm appearing in the wheel, I'm appearing in the wheel!
I did it!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
They appeared along the Bb, fell off.
You gotta go in there.
They're coming to you. You're on our ladder. Peanut.
That's much, much, much, much.
I'll hit him. I'll hit him. I'll hit him.
Twice. Twice.
I'll hit him. Don't worry. I got you.
Got to be dead.
Nice, nice, nice. I'm coming to our ship.
You didn't have anything at all.
Turned off their ship.
Good work, good work.
I'm going to blow up the cabbage.
Where'd you say it was?
Front right of the ship, I believe.
Let me double check. Let me see if that's the one.
Let me see. Let me see.
I can get off the ship.
It is not. It is not.
Oh, I see it. No, I see it.
It's uh um two squares to your left two squares to your left if you go to the entrance of the left side
Is that one that was right there?
What do you say the one you just hit right there? That's the one
Stop us stop us stop us
Pull that thing pull that thing pull that thing
I'm healing
It's it's almost down
He's in there. He's right there
keep blowing keep blowing
I'm going in I'm going in
go go go go go
you gotta repeat I repeat I repeat I repeat
you're all dead
I got you covered Pete I got you covered
you're all dead
I got you covered
I gotta repeat this whole thing it's gonna take me a second
give me one moment
yeah I'm just holding the door I'm just holding the door
I don't know if we're going to be able to even use this set because we can't go through
the doors.
So that should be a bit of a problem.
Once we can open them, once I repair them, you should be able to use it.
I don't think so.
I'm taking the last game I had the same problem.
I'll capture the ship.
Fuck it.
Kate, take it anyway.
Is it nice?
Not yet.
About halfway through?
Take it?
They forgot their beans.
Okay.
They forgot their beans
I mean I killed like fucking 10 of them dude. I don't think they forgot it
I think they did great
Yeah, baby
He still can't use the ship
Well, let me let me fix it up. So I try to free with your friends. I try to read along real quick
Is everybody get for sure
right now I'm fixing the ship outside coming toward us my buglers just told
me I don't know where I don't know where okay can you get through also they
haven't heard it you mind okay we're gonna use that on the cabin are you
You might hold F.
I have it. I have it. I just don't know.
Here it is.
Dude, thanks, boss.
Thanks. Thanks.
You don't have any other helpful tips.
Can you turn it off?
I'll fix the captain's quarters.
I cannot go through.
I'm going to read all of them quick.
No, dude, jump out.
No, dude, I'm thinking back, right?
I don't think there's any next.
I'm going to alter it for you. I want to play.
Oh, I remember Coco. Coco got banned from the game. You dipshit. Yeah, that was
disconnected. Oh, he literally died. He got banned. He got banned. You can
absolutely reconnect. I've done it many times. Yeah, I've reconnected like five
times one back. Guys, you know, he wasn't bad bad. It kicked him one time for
Quote unquote suspicious activity. You don't like the game when you like the internet cuts out
Maybe if I go split second and then you the server thinks you're moving too fast. That's all it was he wasn't actually
But we had a rare occasion to spend just horrible misinformation. I said we take it
Never mind. I retract those statements of what actually happened
Was he was cheating he text me said Peter you want it on these cheats? I said, right?
I'm not cheating in this game. What are you talking about?
He said fuck you Peter. I'm gonna download this. It's only $50 a month and I said dude that's you kidding me
What are you doing? And and so basically he ended up cheating and he got banned for he got banned for it
He bought a new account and that's how he's able to play now. He's even to play right now. Hey, just say this is typical behavior
Oh, oh my goodness. I mean coconut. He's always just sorry guys. He is always up to no good. I'll just repair everything
I'm repairing our old
I'm so disappointed. I am so disappointed. I am so disappointed. The fact that he would do that alone is just
No, I mean I thought we were
I mean, I don't know man. Maybe I judged him. Maybe I judged him wrong. Maybe he's a little bit different than I thought.
We could blow it up that easily.
You don't even need to do that, but...
You might as well kick the two, right?
Yeah, you worked for this last time.
Oh, it fixed it. It fixed it. I'm good.
What happened?
Oh, all right. Oh shit. It's all fix wait. I mean for the most part
Well, who died now?
Well, who died now? Wait a minute. So man, right?
Well, who died now? Wait a minute. So may right yet my games
A natural crash a double crash
Um, I double that guys
I have a theory based on previous experiences playing alone with these similar glitches that I think that if I walk through any door that I
Previously wasn't able to walk through before all their foreign. I'm gonna crash
That's
Yeah
That's a fun bug that's a fun little bug it's a fun
Dude this game has layers on layers mystery and love it
The reason I think that is because one time when I was playing solo, I had a glitch where if I repaired any cabin
It would repair it, but it would crash. So I had one crash per repair. Oh
Yeah, it's repair my ship. I had to crash through each
What a joy. What a joy. I'm turning it on. I have loading back in
Putting some beans in the new ship
I don't think they had beans because they should have been able to respond a lot faster
My theory is they were beanless. Okay. Yeah, I can't go through the glitch doors
It's funny because it's you open the door and it's a totally different door texture. It's like it's not even like oh
It's bug because you know, I'm gonna test my theory. I'm gonna walk through the doors
I just walked there. Let's see. It's just in different door that they like somehow added in the in the depths of the code
There's a second door. Oh never mind. I'm good guys. I'm good. I'm good to go. I'm good
Highly
Highly highly suggest a quick
Because I'm gonna take the other ship
Do a double double it's gonna scare people
We can send that ship at the enemy
Exactly below bait ship
What the 80s on the front? Oh, we want a 180 140 on the front 180 140
Greetings good except for this little box here anything else prepared and set
Looking good looking good. They had ten beans on them. You want how many guys I killed I'll ready. Oh my goodness
You're crazy girl, you're crazy.
How's getting disgusted?
You're crazy girl, you're crazy.
You're getting fucking nasty.
You're crazy boss.
Alright, go ahead and slip it in while I fart on it.
Oh god, that's disgusting.
Slip it in, I'll fart all over it.
Oh, that's so fucking nasty.
Let me know when you're ready.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna fart on your junk.
I'm gonna fart on your junk.
I'm gonna fart on your junk.
junk smoke a cigarette in my house I love I love smoking cigarettes in my
house while I fart on the BBs sometimes I just put the left the lit cigarette in
between the cast Christians and I just leave let the Lord decide if I wake up
tomorrow yes sir yes sir I never fall asleep for you tonight let me tell you
I feel like a piece of crap when you make out.
You got a piece of it.
No, but I did have a six milli in my lip.
And I, uh, we were going to see a show,
but we were at a bar first.
And so we're like, oh, chug that beer, we got to go.
So I chugged the beer and whoops, whoopsie.
Right down the hatch.
I wonder if that's like, I wonder if that gets you fucked up.
It, I felt it.
I felt it.
Let me tell you, I felt it.
I was fine, but I felt like I swallowed a six milli.
Hmm. Yeah, your bees don't know nothing about smoking cigarettes in their house. It's already hot as fuck in there
Know what I'm talking about. There's a Petrose here a green Petrose
Already pretty hot there boys already pretty hot there
Hello Petrose in there. I'm a Petrose fans. I honestly it without a stove
All right, give me you take the other one, okay?
A friend of mine did that and burned their entire house down and died, so it's pretty hot
All right, man, you don't got a trauma don't bother. Sorry. Yeah. All right also, dude
I mean if you're awake smoking a cigarette
Wouldn't you just leave
I don't want to like be like crazy. I don't want to like say nothing crazy or nothing
like I don't want to be like insensitive but like you're smoking a cigarette in your house well first
off you're smoking a cigarette in your house secondly wouldn't you just leave
um also you did it wrong you gotta smoke tax
I
Also, what kind of cigarettes were I'm back
Are we leaving the ship shall I take the other ship yes, I can take it I can take it I can take it
I'm back. I'm back. I'm ready to rip. I spoke out of my butthole. All right, please. I do tech
That new technology world that's boofing a cigarette the long way
long dick style long dick style that's smoking a cigarette long dick
style I can't do you guys a theory I've had like five years and listen I'm not
I'm not advocating for this, so please don't do it. You probably will die.
Do not do this. I'm just speaking outside the box here.
I've had this series for a long time.
Okay, you know how a lot of homeless people are addicted to alcohol?
If I was homeless and addicted to alcohol, I would...
I would beg, and I'd get like 15 bucks, and I'd buy a plastic bottle of vodka.
And then I'd just fill the cap up and put it in my butt.
Yes, I don't know if you know this but if you put stuff in your body bypasses your liver
So if you put one shot in your butt, you're drunk as shit. Yeah, you are a hamlet
I've heard I've heard again. Don't do this. You can die
But if I was if I was homeless and addicted to alcohol, I would just
Is that that bottle of vodka that last you months that last you like two months off 50 bucks
and dumb about
That's been maxing. That's been maxing. That's been maxing.
That's been maxing. That's been maxing.
Well, again, don't do it. But if I was almost that what I would do.
If you were.
If I was, and I was addicted to alcohol.
Yes. Right.
But again, don't do it. Asks maxing. Asks maxing.
Is that the term for it as maxi?
As maxi?
What is it?
Is it butthole mugging?
Is it butthole mugging or as maxi?
Is that when you look at the butthole and it's enticing, it's like it's mugging you?
No, I think it's when two gentlemen drop their pants, turn around and spread their cheeks
and one butthole is more beautiful than the other.
that you're mugging that guy's butthole with your bottom tell who's what you'd
have if you obviously have a referee
oh you need like a third party butthole referees
what about what we're involved in you're just going south there's a green box
well listen we got a big shit we can we can start looting now we can start looting
Or we could take another ship or we could do both.
There's definitely a ship down there embedded in it.
But yeah, hold on. Wait a second.
Did you see a ship? Did you see a ship?
Oh, man, this is a big ship. I don't know about you.
I don't know how you guys should be doing this.
I don't know how you guys should be doing this, buddy.
I couldn't even... I couldn't even...
Go to the left.
I'm distracted driving.
I don't think they respect that focus as it should have been.
Well, what is it?
Say it again.
Say it again.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I think you missed something good.
You missed something good.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
Darn dang it.
Darn dang it.
Darn dang it.
Darn dang it.
Darn dang it.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, I see you guys in front of us.
Right there.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, don't worry Cap, we'll buff out those scratches.
I see a guy, I see a guy.
There's a guy over there guys, we should get him and stuff, yeah?
I see a guy.
Hey, I'll just get him guys, I'll get him.
Oh shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, question, question, question alert.
Are we just killing these guys?
I
Think so right
So I thought we killed him with our ship when we killed him with our C4
Yes, a third ship. We're gonna be two guys. We killed by our C4
That's we see boys my skill for me. Okay. I say capture a cow if we capture this guy
Let's see how they look we do capture my say we blow up our starting
That is it's actually don't know we need to see if size that is a custom that is a
heavily massive custom massive black smoke massive heavy massive heavy costume
But it's a horrible costume. Wait a second
Even it's stupid if there's wait, there's stupid wait there's stupid
It's a custom, but they're dumb, you know, I
Yeah, I got three rods of me
That's a heavily customized ship, but it's horrible
how are they doing how do you think it is to break in breaking in I don't know
killing with our kids I say I say this if they're if they're an engine is
exposed it's exposed to shit then let's just kill it no let's catch I want
three steps like I said where you go where you I'm avoiding the landmines
I'm debating
Get out of the passing lane
Get out of the passing lane, asshole
Mr. Forty-Esta, you haven't just caused everything to surges along you asshole
Where?
I don't see them. I think he just missed the clicker and actually
Actually, I don't want to say nice. They're gonna be repairing guys. I don't even know if they're gonna see us coming. I mean
We're about to ram giving you
Wait, okay, let's hold on let me take another look I can't see you guys. I don't think these guys are gonna see us coming
I'm not even joking. I think we can roll up right now. I'm taking a ship. Hey, how about this? How about this?
this you guys take the ship I'm gonna kill them off they can't oh my god guys
every time I can every time it again every time I'm gonna stop and just kill
sure okay let's just go real quick let's kill really quickly
you can't avoid this one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
if you're just in case they come to the back well yeah well how about how about
I can't, I can't.
There's two of us, two of us back, two of us back.
What?
Let's go.
Not all of them, at least.
Okay.
I'm on my back.
I'm on my way around.
Perfect shot, correct hit.
All right, down, one's down.
This guy's just bumping me.
He's dead, he's dead.
All right, now we move, now we move.
I'm gonna hit his with a turbo, all right?
I'm gonna hit his with a quick turbo.
I gotta need this alloy steel, it's whatever.
I don't see his smoke no more, where'd he go?
He's still down, he's gotta be.
I'm hit with a turbo, hit with a turbo?
Activating maximum overdrive!
Oh you got it, he's fucking my ass!
Are you so serious?
We're passing by it.
Passing by it.
I don't see this guy no more.
Unless you're looting, and with the engine out.
I think I see some other explode.
Oh
Replay highlights going up. Hey, mr. P. We're having a bunch of Marine Corps buddies over to drink tons of silly juice to celebrate freedom
Can I get an aura for Nick?
You'd like two days of two days early, but I'll look back
two days early
Thank you for your service boy
Other fans than other fans literally on the drop so early on the draw guys. Oh, you know what they probably just turn their engine off
They're losing that he's out so far. Oh my goodness. I bet you guys are out of the class where we can't see it
Well, you guys use a fool's ball table. That's what you guys eat is a fool's ball table
You see what time is it 953 you guys to hit the Walmart or a car?
I bet those things only go for one product 200 bucks. I think there's
really spice up the night. That's what would spice up the night. Or heroin.
Heroin or a foosball would go ashy and crazy. That's crazy.
They're dead guys. I see a guy. He's on his dead ship. He died.
What? They're dead. This is the ship we saw. I tell you, it was a terrible battle.
How they died at AI? I don't know what they were you the circle do you even check?
Yeah, yeah, we're in the circle. Hey, why did you guys die too? Should we be worried what?
Sure, what did you die to wish you?
Well, that's conversation gonna be having with that little bit anymore. I'm gonna move into it
That's where these guys died to I don't understand. There's another guy coming to your right to right, you know, oh,
That's your engine. I'll take him
Share share share. I'm gonna need that box. So please give me the box share please
Can't please don't make this on please sir. Don't make this on it. Come on. Oh my god. Nice nice nice
It really get this I don't understand
It's got to go all the way to the city to take this is he crazy
See
Because you have you have 1989 box of sardines and three
Individuals selling milk this is their first day. I'll put it on this is their first day on planet earth
What what are these guys up to what are they planning? What are they planning?
Oh
Is that a black box? Wow. Oh, hey, uh, wow
This a little bit of that always got eight rides
Okay, they have half a box of just the city's cuz of em see the mind's I like
What are these guys up to?
What are these guys up to?
This guy's got two 40mm shells on him.
What are these guys up to?
That's nice. I think that's it.
That's what we're planning.
I don't understand, so one of them went to the city
five miles that way
and the other one exploded the ship.
I don't know how to put they have ammo in stacks of one
Okay, all right
What
All right, what's going on here guy?
What's?
What's going on here?
I listen I am so curious about what's happening.
Can you give me a lay down of all the events that occurred from start to finish?
We would all the events that occurred start to finish.
I have to know I have the engine.
How was the guy doing in the city get the shot today?
How did you guys explode all after all the robots were dead?
What the fuck you're doing here?
I'm...
Yeah, how many did you get here?
There's a good question also.
Are you pooping?
Do you mind?
Do you mind moving so I can get into the fight?
Thank you, thank you.
Get the fuck out of here.
Can you fucking...
Guys, guys, guys, can we make a bet?
Actually, can we make a bet?
Five subs says this guy has individual cannon ammo on him.
Make them out of me.
Five subs.
Oh
She killed them oh
Mr.. Fink's I have a bet going on with these guys. Do you have cannon ammo on you by judge?
I was going on you on your person let me you might have been
double check is it mr. Fink's I know this sounds gruesome we do have to kill you we have to
you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
We are smoking into a shotgun. Get
him. Very sad what's happened.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. I do it. I do it. Check
him. Check him. Check him.
I do it. I do it. I do it.
Run me my money! Run me my money!
Oh no. There's no fucking technically true.
A 70? Why did he have that?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That's so weird.
I want to think about a little scoot.
Yeah, I really do. Yeah, it's done. Yeah, I got my. It's got zero Luda. I cannot. I mean,
what's the plan? I guess just go for the next guy. You back on your ship. Yeah. I guess
just go for the next guy out. Can't believe I got that right. By the way, I was just talking
by the five so don't worry about that I just want guys I can't listen I never
said yeah but you know oh my goodness guys guys I tell you that was the better
like that was the better but like how did he get in the ship we open the doors
I don't know. I don't know how he got on the ship, but just he just the fact that he didn't shoot me after I'd looked at him for like a good 30 seconds
He's just standing there. What's the plan here boys? I think he's fine today guy. I think he's fine today guy a representative
I've seen a representative over here.
It's just wrong with station, Mr. J. C. Mr. Graham, but what's going on, man?
Thank you, Bob. What do you think, Mr. Bob, boy?
Thank you, brother.
The honestly, you know what?
Shout out to those guys.
Listen.
Were they...
Those poor guys.
Were they new to the game?
And a little unprepared?
I'm considering.
Sure.
Sure.
They lived.
They lived.
They were cool guys.
They lived.
They survived.
That's what matters.
That's what matters.
How much...
How much both of them are gonna be?
To start your first round playing against us
and having us, uh, actually, we didn't even kill them.
The bomb was that ship, by the way.
What?
Guys, that's a custom ship.
Yeah.
I was a custom ship.
Who?
No, no, nobody understood.
I want to know who was in the attic there.
And what that did he have to do?
They go, yep, it's the one.
They go, yep, guys.
This is the ship.
They're in the attic.
They're about to hit save and exit.
They take one final look and they go, yep.
There it is.
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey, Co-Guy, you doing fine?
So-so, bro.
Like, I know this one is dead.
You guys are gonna get him right now.
Yeah, now we're gonna have to run six of them.
Fuck.
Fuck you, Lemon.
Fuck you, Co-Guy.
Damn it.
Little Lemon.
Hold on, hold on.
Fuck.
We didn't ruin anything.
I think we're making this dinner.
Wait, actually...
I don't know what this is.
I don't have to jump in there.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You guys don't understand.
We've got a whole new medical.
Yeah, we got a whole new man of boys.
Actually, with six people, we got you six sims.
I do, with six people.
Yeah, we have a cheater on our team.
A blessing, yeah, coconut?
Oh my God, have you got the new updates?
The new hack updates?
Is he don't get banned?
No, I don't cheat.
Oh, he's getting banned.
He's gonna get the new updates.
It's not a clip though,
that's just saying that coconut, you're a cheater.
I heard, guys, I heard that he was a cheater.
That's what I heard.
This is just propaganda.
You're being like, pinch on the roof.
What is this?
I saw you stream earlier and the title had hashtag
wallhack in it?
That's my sponsor!
Oh, that's what I would say if I was cheating on one of the
covered up fortune.
That's what I would say if I was cheating on one of the
covered up, that's true.
You're sponsored by the G companies?
No, no, it's a mouse pad.
It's a mouse pad.
Oh, wallhacks are...
You know what the best part of this is we go crazy right now to say in the wildest shit about that company
And he can't do anything because he's under obligation
Shit
You guys in the game or what's that?
Yeah, we're in the game.
Yeah, we're in the game.
What boy have you done, like, playing 30?
Like, an hour and a half?
Cool, cool.
All right.
Let me know in four hours, guys.
An hour and a half.
Probably like two hours.
I'll just wait.
I'll just sit right here, and I'll just stand here.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, I'll just be right here.
Can you back up, like, maybe a couple feet?
No, no.
Maybe a couple, uh...
I'll just stay right here.
I'm not leaving.
Maybe just back up with just a few feet.
Uh, I, I, I, uh, no, but you own this space?
Uh, well, actually, to take the lead, this discord, specifically, yes, specifically,
uh, you, you, no, he doesn't know.
You don't know.
Mr. Discord owns it.
Oh, oh, you've missed your discord to third act, you know, you're right, you're right,
you're right, you're right.
Mr.
Henry Discord.
Yeah, the, Jeffrey Discord.
John Discord owns this.
Uh, so, right.
This game is a rip-off of Wildgate, it's just desert instead of space.
It's crazy.
Well, hold on.
What in both worlds is going to be?
It's like saying Call of Duty is a rip-off of Counter Strike because it uses guns to shoot people.
I don't think we have a choice here. We might have to fight these guys.
I will say Wildgate was pretty fun.
Did that game ever end up doing good?
I don't know, it was fun, I enjoyed it, but I think people are kind of...
Okay, alright, that one will just go to the right of these guys.
So, okay, they spawn in this real strange position.
Guys, there's a headshot spot on each of these guys, I don't know where it is.
It's right between their legs.
Is that the robot car?
Yeah, the robo- the robo-gina?
Right, the gina.
Oh, I just shot the robo-gina. It didn't give me the headshot. Ah, dang.
The robo- what's he doing?
Yeah, the robo- what's he doing?
He's been hit a couple times.
I'm not going to lie to you, I think the reason this game did better than like games like
it is simply because it's Wild West themed and everyone loves Wild West themed.
It's all also about the pacing, I feel like the games that are just constant constant
action action action are fun for a couple of weeks but the games that have a little more
of a pacing where there's like slow and it's you know what I mean?
I've been grinding my dick off on this game, and I still haven't even unlocked two-thirds of the Tier 2 cannons.
There is a Pristine 70 on here.
A Legshot, by the way.
Ooh.
Uh, the...
Ooh, the Extract Circle.
A Pristine 1 cannon?
Pristine 70.
Oh, you know what? You know what? You know what? Let's do it. Let's use it.
Oh, you're on the floor right now.
Never grab those three shotgun shots on that guy.
oh my god we're gonna have to go so long I'm 36 I'm 36 I'm 36
I wish we could have played it for those uh metal parts they want
yeah yeah good the it's right at the bottom of the ladder
yeah guy guy guy yeah honestly let's do this thing let's use this thing
I'm done I'm done I'm doing it use this thing right you can really fuck a sip up
Everybody dies
Pretty cool repair kids here. We don't need them right? Go ahead. Just take a good
Yeah, we just know I don't get a back and forth to go grab them
Grab this one the following
There's that one wait with it. Yeah, that one has one the one of the furthest one has one
He sure is dancing right here. Yeah, it's right there. Oh, I see I see it
I
Follow me boy, please wait. Hmm. There's a ship nearby guys. That's our ship. I
Would have an odd distance
I'm gonna make the mr. Juiceman a little sippy sippy while I wait for you guys need this
I see some smoke on the horizons right in front of me. Just come on my way when you're ready come on my way
Yeah, look wait. It's giving me the juiceman slut
Juiceman slut. Yeah, he is
is literally not playing the game by now it could make a drink you please give it
hold up and say give it to me please in my house my house oh I think I shared
that oh I thought you guys literally I painted a red line around my whole house
oh okay I thought I thought you guys like bought that together I never mind
okay that makes sense oh yeah you always want to see you get to the utmost
Respect that. That's true, that's very true.
Concerction!
Incidence! Incidence!
Is it just a physical red line?
Concerning defecation, I hope it brings you the best loot in all the seven seas!
Infinite loot! Now don't lose it!
Don't let some cool again follow you down from the Battle Box and take it from you.
Do not let that happen.
Physically you could.
Do not let that happen.
could you just like respect the mom wishes he called him I'm not gonna lie to
you guys if I be if I keep being so kind about this give you a good chance of
doing can't be a wall there I'm not gonna do but that's okay that's okay
there's two green box I got I got it all right guys on the map you know what
the adults as for happy birthdays are about to get our bond to get it they're
They're about to get it!
Alright, they're about to get it!
I'm talking to my ear right now, see?
Can we just have a Frazier accent?
What's a Frazier?
Is it like friends?
Or Jack?
What's a Frazier?
ship's broken it's got all these broken pieces it's on fire he doesn't even care
Mm-hmm
Freezier is a show
Praise oh Fraser is the presentation. Oh, okay. Oh Fraser
Since he's gone. Yeah, I'll pilot his ship. Oh, yeah, let's get moving wait
Let me check the horizon. We should the right way to the map first. All right. We got to go
Oh, yeah, we just gotta get moving. There's two guys with boxes
Are you serious? Oh, let's kill him. Let's kill him
Oh
Guys guys plan alert plan alert we will you guys see the box that's that that's closer to us than out of the circle
We take that ship, we claim it.
We then have three ships, and then we go kill with our cannons the last ship.
We got to say.
Yeah?
You want to do this outside of the circle?
No, no, no, no.
We need to be in the circle.
They're gonna come in.
Yeah.
the west for two days I was just I was just blind and broke the scene poor.
Fly me to the moon, let me dance amongst the stars.
Movin' and stupend, bein' and movin'
Fly me to the moon, let me dance amongst the stars.
Fly me to the moon.
That's the whole song.
Let me dance amongst the stars.
That is a beautiful song.
You guys, unironically, for like a week,
back to the schoolyard, I would listen to Moonlight Sonata.
Really, right?
Oh, it's starting.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I found it intriguing.
I found it intriguing.
I found it intriguing.
I'm going to delete this.
Oh, God, I remember.
There was a video game.
And by Beth Oven.
By Beth Oven.
Exactly.
By Beth Oven, the classic Beth Oven song.
It was based on Chopin in high school.
We got really into Chopin because.
I don't know Chopin.
I don't know who is Chopin.
I don't know who is Chopin.
Oh, don't worry, Cap.
We'll bump out those scratches.
Don't worry, Cap.
We'll bump out those scratches.
Don't worry guys, I'm sorry show pan this guy. Don't worry
Don't worry
Don't worry guys, don't worry.
Good man, good a man.
Thank you Mr. Class.
Seriously, you do not have to do this class.
The show is free!
The show is free!
Like Poodle!
Oh, you mean other crappy shows.
Yeah.
Let me see that.
I'll see you soon.
I hope you're having a good time.
Thank you.
It's very exciting.
I hope you're doing well, big man.
I hope you're doing very well.
I hope you're doing so well in all of your damage.
Hope life is treating you nicely.
Very nicely.
If you will stop riding my ass, the speed limit is clearly fucking 20, where the schools are!
Uh, I just died.
Let that be a message.
And let that be a message to you.
For the record, I was going 18, I was under the speed limit.
Oh
The guys we finally stop taking a rock
Oh the engine turned off. Oh my god. Oh, no, I just turned it off. Oh
And now it's a anymore anymore. Oh my god. Oh my god
guys I can't even get through
here we're gonna die in the circle because these two guys
guys I need someone else to try
coming over I'm coming over
coming over get off the wheel
no I got this I got this I got this
I got this
I got this I got this I got this
Okay
Excuse me? Sorry, excuse me?
Sigh...
Give me a line with that driver, see?
Yeah, excuse me. Just give us the roof.
Sorry, excuse me?
Come on, leave me.
Excuse me. Just give us the roof.
Where's the box guy at? Is he up?
Wait, oh, he died!
No, he's dead!
Oh, yeah, he's dead, yeah.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, shit!
Oh, we gotta catch that box, yeah?
We'll be captured. You gotta kill him. He's going to. We'll capture or kill him. I'm going to the extract.
Yeah, go right. Don't go straight out. Yeah, I see him. I see him. Go to the extract. We'll cut him off. There he is!
Don't go straight at him. Go into the extract. I'll be captured or killed. I'll see you. We'll just play my ear.
I think if his engines exposed, we kill him. If it's an absolute turtle, we capture him.
If you've been thinking about getting on this, this is your last minute.
How do they have advertisements on much of that? Who is the money even going?
He's in your conversations.
He's a great, great, great grandchild.
This is bullshit.
You know what's sad? It's Chopin.
Chopin's great-great-grandchildren are crypto-grows.
I don't know who that is.
No way.
How about you put a nice one on him?
No, no, that's not a person.
I
Actually the song is much more depressing than I remember we at least about
You guys rotting cuz I'm
Overdrive let's go
If I get to them, I'm ramming them and
And
Kill him!
Matt, girl.
I'm ramming him.
I already called X-Jack.
Have I hit it?
Oh my god! Destroyed the leg! Holy shit!
I need- oh! You can count to it right now.
I'm not to it, Matt.
Maybe count to that shit right now.
Ah, I'm gonna C4.
C4, C4, go ahead.
I'm gonna keep you safe with the explosives.
I'll keep you safe, I'll keep you safe.
Oh
There's a person to our left
You're not yourself. I just want the wheelhouse giving turn left turn left
I just want another leg
It's got right here
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
kill one, kill one, watch out, watch out, watch out
Oh, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong!
Aw, get smoked.
I didn't-
I was destroyed.
Just get up, just get up, just get up, just get up, just get up, just get up, just go, go, go, go!
Oh, lord.
I killed the other one, I killed the other one.
Oh
We got it we're dead we're dead
Lock it hold in I got C4
I'm on my way recapture the shit boys recapture it knocking
My kids on top of that other fucking shit
I guess both on their shit
I'm going to be be safe and jump on top.
I'm coming.
There are two of them.
One to jump down.
One to one.
I'm going to be be safe.
Come on, kid!
Okay, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I don't know how to get there.
I'm going dead.
All these guys, I'm trying to move.
One dead, one dead.
You're in there, you're in there.
He's got me.
He's got me.
He's got me.
He's got me.
He's got me.
I
the loot. You grab our ship so we can proceed and stuff on there. Oh, is your system wide
prepared? Is your system wide prepared?
All right. Wait, I see we hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have an idea. Guys,
we should trade for all the loot to hit BB ship. We're going to extract with it right
now and roll with this one, yeah? What do you think?
Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool, that's cool.
Although, don't you want to get Juice Man and Coco?
Uh...
Oh yeah, we'll probably see you next time.
Yeah, good day, good day, good day.
Yeah, are we right?
I might need to pick up the ladies.
She's gonna...
She's at the docks right now.
You might have to play one without me.
So we might want to attract...
The people without you we can't.
We're gonna have to meet four people.
Ooh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm gonna leave.
I'm leaving.
What if I can't play with gimmick? I'm leaving my late my lady is just got a
Cat scan and I need to pick her up from
Give me there are more important things you mean right now I like playing video games with your body
You know what you're right. I'm gonna text her right now texture right now
I'm gonna check
Right now
Walk home. She could walk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean she's not perfect you perfectly good legs
Possibly or maybe not I'm not sure you're gonna see the gas can face
Should I all right my on right now, what ship is this? That's a baby ship. All right, just give me a little kiss
I'm gonna loop this puppy up
And then I'm gonna then I'm gonna get this ship out of here
I'll I'll see me reply section as well. Yeah, give it does that mean you're gone for the night? I
Don't think so. I don't think so. No just for like around
We're out. Okay. Sounds good. I will
Shit, I hate going into a six-man without six man. We already get destroyed with six guys
Although
Dear mr. Peanut my wife Felicia does not
Can you please curse her for multiple times in a row?
I'm going to kill you!
This is what we can do. Listen, you get Coco in, you and Habibi and Pina.
You guys play around together and I'll do a solo round and we'll get it done.
And then we'll get it, give me a cusback.
Yeah, we'll go into the sixth map.
This game by the way, that was about Tusken Raider.
That was another curse the great side just casted was actually the stuff your tone curse
I was I was just like my calling for a vacuum. I was actually stop your tone curse
I was the stuff you don't carry guys. She was tougher to a little bit
That other ship that was in front of us gimmick that thing had so much more than
You guys aren't even looting this shit. I'm so looting. I'm gonna get out of it
I don't know what the hell of these do I didn't get finished repair the legs
first of all that's why I was asking but you know fuck me on the same page okay
all right we need you guys to join us for this next endeavor but we need one of
them to know that we're gonna we're gonna leave
that's a tough job you see gimmick has really fucked us gimmick have you
and he considered the voice
uh
wait wait wait there's two guys running towards you
there's two guys on the ground
oh shit
two guys on the ground running towards you right now
got you got you from you from you
never know
got one
they just killed each other I think
hey get out of here hooligan
get out of here this is our ship
get out of here
I'm calling that ship
to help. Good call. You're on
them. They do have. Oh, he got
alloy steel on him. I need to
grab that. Let me get a box.
I was to see another dead body
out there somehow. I don't know
why. You keep losing the same
body. Well, the rainbow. I'm
actually about to go.
I'll be bored. Hopefully no one
two shelves so we're gonna have to pack it with
there's a room there's a yeah the room the two rooms two rooms never mind we're
good we're good
is there empty boxes on the ship?
uh what ship?
on the ship you're on right now oh my god this is from the ship right here
that's what I said I want you to say
why don't you say it better
How do you catch up with random teammates as game lacks tutorial right way catch up with random teammates?
Was that mean I'm just surprised they leave you I have no idea
But if you need real t-hinks, it's going to my discord and type in the looking group chat
I'm a cool guy. I'm a cool guy and I want to and I want to play with people
Then another cool guy would see you in the looking for group cabinet. It's called L.M.C.
And they'll say I'm a cool guy. I'll play.
Enemy ladder?
One of the ladders can well, hey, we should also
Make sure that we don't die
But it better how better? Yeah, enjoy this red
We're probably not in the circle given the color of the atmosphere
Hmm, what if I suck well, oh, no, no, we're right in the middle of the circle. Holy shit. What do you buy?
I
See giving I'd be down and just expect our ship and I bet you by the time we do that we'll see another ship coming in
What about all this loot on our ship this little black boxes and shit I got the black I'm getting the black box now. Oh
There's multiple black boxes. Oh
Sorry
I'm dropping all this shit off here too. There's more up there.
I can't really see behind me. Can you let me know what I'm about to hit the ship?
You're good. You're good. You got space.
Let me know when it's stopped here. Let me know when...
That's good. That's good.
I can't. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going, boss. Keep going.
Alright. Alright.
There you go. Alright.
That's good.
Alright, there's a black box and some other stuff on the ground.
Right in the middle.
Yeah, there's more stuff on the ground.
I got it. I got it.
Beautiful, beautiful.
What is this? Who built this?
This is a triangle foundation.
It shows zero rivers.
of
I need to put some boxes in that room.
All right, is that it?
Oh, the level's just more.
A little bit more.
A little bit more, just a tad bit more.
The juiceman is going to take over my character for the remainder of this, and I will see you guys very soon.
Okay, all right.
All righty, all right. Is he going to be talking to the gimmick mic or the juiceman mic?
He's going to be talking through the gimmick mic.
Oh my goodness. How will we know if he's going to pass her or not?
you'll never know oh god all right I don't see anything else but I could be
wrong gimmick yeah I'm still here
wait a second it's give me it's I'm still here they hold on are you me I
thought you do is laugh oh no no no no I had lemon pick up a speckleburg oh okay
All right. Yeah, good. Yeah, you said you saw you got you got some more pepper. Do you stop is it?
I I just I just took a shot of
Red Bull mix with a little
Little pepper my step. I'm ready to go. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Yeah, ask me a question that only I give it
Would know um
Where where is the freckles on on your genitals?
Now, I told you that in secret, it's like right at the cusp of the sack.
Oh, okay, this is gimmick for sure.
This is gimmick for sure.
I would have appreciated it if you didn't share that on stream, but...
But it just...
It did come from...
I had to confirm.
I had to confirm that this is the real gimmick.
I had to.
Yeah, let's be clear.
It's not a frackle.
It's a birthmark.
It's a birthmark.
Well, I...
Is there any objection before I call this thing?
Oh.
I don't think so. I mean, is there anyone else coming? I don't
I don't see you else anybody. I think we're good to go. Are we the last circle? I uh,
doing the last circle
I think we're good. Uh, go ahead and call it. Go ahead and call it. I'll keep a watch out make sure you know who it gets coming
But I think we're gonna go a few of these
I bet you get freckles later on in life. Oh, yes, you get some freckles
You get some freckles later on. I know that I know you could accumulate freckles
I know you can spawn freckles later on. Oh, yeah, it's like my back's like a constellation. Oh
Okay, all that time in the Sun
much age
One freckle and before you know, you got 20 freckles and all that's rashing over the great the great
Freckles, yeah, the doctor saying this isn't normal. You should get this checked out and you're saying I'm at the doctor to get it checked
Yeah, it's very confusing.
Uh-huh.
You know what I heard?
House with freckles?
Boiling water.
Really?
You should take a pot of boiling water
and dump it on your back.
Are you a doctor?
I'm a don't worry.
Trust me.
I'm a doctor.
Trust, trust me.
I'm trying.
I'm a doctor.
All right.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm PhD certified.
I trained under Dr. Mingus.
Oh.
I was Dr. Mingus.
He stands for.
Yes, P, yes.
The burnt, I've heard of people calling you a P.
That I had, it was a PhD situation.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yes, now take off your pants.
Again, trust me, I'm a doctor.
Now this is for the boiling water?
Something else entirely.
Oh no.
This is something else entirely.
No doctor.
Please, no doctor.
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.
Now this is how you know it's not gimmick.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
This is how you know it's not gimmick.
Trust me.
I said yes.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Trust me.
He doesn't sound like a doctor.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Trust me.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Say, trust me, I'm a doctor.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
I know it's weird that my office is
in this alleyway behind the Hooters, but trust me,
I'm a doctor.
You have to trust me, I'm a doctor.
All right.
All right.
You cannot talk off from me, Bob.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, good happen, guys.
This is extremely disturbing.
Give me a hug. I'm locked into the doctor's office.
Where are you going? Where are you guys going?
I'm just looking around, zipping you up.
I'm just looking around, just looking around, just looking around.
Just me, I'm a doctor. Just me, I'm a doctor.
Just me, I'm a doctor. Just me, just me, I'm a doctor.
Hey, guys. I'm a go-
I'm talking out of god, I'm already
Hey guys, we need you guys. You guys almost know your game
Yeah, we're extracted. We just got out. We just got out. Oh fucking amazing amazing
I'm gonna go to the washroom. I'll be right back minute. Okay. Oh wait. Oh you guys what do we do now that we have four guys? Oh
Shit, we have five no gimmick is
I don't know how to pick up his wife from the doctor.
I don't look like gimmick is talking right now,
but that's because.
That's me gimmick.
I'm in the car.
I'm literally driving to the doctor right now.
Wait, that's lemon.
No, it's not.
Yeah, yeah, he's in a posture.
I'm picking my wife up from the doctor.
A BB and gimmick, can you guys deny the aloe stew?
I think there should be enough for me to get the ram.
It should be me, my brother, been watching the stream
the hospital waiting for our knees to be one to each other.
Gordy and our sister, check it out.
Gordy!
Gordy!
Gordy!
Gordy!
Gordy!
Gordy!
Gordy!
I don't know what to do to get those.
I hope that suffices.
I hope that suffices.
Condensilations, condensilations!
OK, guys.
OK, well, you needed that.
No, what is it?
Alloy?
What was the other one you needed?
It's just alloy.
I see alloy, can you deny the alloy?
I actually could use that mechanical parts
to buy this deck ship.
I could use, I mean, if you don't mind.
I mean, if you don't mind.
Listen, this is definitely my case.
But my bad boys, I'm on.
Which one, what does it look like?
It looks like an orange cog wheel
on a pile of cardboard boxes and pipes.
It says 1892.
Yeah, I see that I see that you know, this is my gimmicks account
Like gimmicks very rich in this game
The large yellow button at the bottom web
This is my account, but it's me gimmick, and I'm I'm a
That's so that's great. That's great
I mean give it kind of guy
Very kind of you. It's I'm ready. I'm ready to go. Oh, oh
Oh
It's still gave me the least between me and a baby
Yeah
Only 200 dollars
But it's just me be rejected those allies deal. Let me be hard. This is a good. I did. I did this is a good. All right
This is a good this big real gimmick. Thanks real gimmick
Yeah, I gotta say that's very interesting. What wait, what's interesting?
Your generosity is just very interesting to me. Oh, that's how I've always been. I'm
I'm literally one alloy steel sword.
I'm quite literally one alloy steel sword.
I've got, you know, listen, I've got some alloy.
I could give you on my thing,
but yeah, we'd have to log in, huh?
You can't trade it through this.
Yeah, it looks like we have to do another Tuscan Raiders.
Another Tuscan Raiders.
You'd have to do a Tuscan.
I was thinking about doing a real round
once I got this ram,
but I simply do not have the resources for that big man.
Wait, can you buy that?
No, no, you can't know you can't buy it. Oh, no, no, you can't buy it. Oh, that's your shame
Added the same indeed that is the same, you know, I guys hold on. What do you guys think about being that blue shotgun back in?
Specifically because we're doing Tusk and Raiders and we just keep being a steam one. Yeah, the proceed way
You just want it?
Yeah, I mean when else we use that thing. I think that thing is is for killing
uh
People on the ship. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what we're doing. I was a killing people
Let's do it. Fuck it. That's it. Oh, yeah, frick it frick it darn it. It won't do it live
I'll fucking do it live right now. I
Like that energy I like that energy right there. I like that energy out of y'all gentlemen
That was good energy that was good energy out of the team right there very good energy out of the team right there
That's what you like to see
What you like to see team?
Yeah, we still have decided what we're gonna do now that we're screwed
Why don't we try and tuskin raider as a four man in a six-man lobby?
Hey, that's stupid over
That's I said we do it
Hey, that's a dumb idea.
Wait a second. Wait, hold on. Does anyone else have any stupid ideas?
Because we can use some stupid ideas right now.
I've just never heard of a stupid idea before.
I know you're kind of...
I can't present champs. I can't present.
We can handle six men. We can do it.
Are we sure we can handle six men at the same time, though?
We can absolutely fucking do it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I know yeah
Guys guys are we sure a four-man test made is gonna work
It may or may not work
but what
What's the alternative?
I mean do we want at least one more?
I might be a third movement of the moonlight so I discovered the energy you need
We'll get somebody for one game.
Oh Mr. T Cosmos, the Spooky Doobah Bust, what's good man good, ah man.
Thank you my boy.
I got friends of mine.
If you're gonna be prepared for that news.
I will say if we can manage to capture one ship in a six man, which I will say is highly unlikely.
We can probably four v six with two ships.
You mean?
Oh yeah.
Like a two v two.
I agree, I agree.
agree let's let's you'll let's try it let's give a shot if we can take just one
shit fucking we're gonna do it do it live
fucking we're doing it live all right okay I'm gonna kick gimmick no no no no
I have to stay on give us a count me why it's if you could see our stream set
Shack the situation. No, I have to stay on his account. Okay. Okay. I think we're better off. You know, we end up getting more
Listen, he's got so much loot you tell me what to bring in this guy
I went to your DMs to send you the code and
I'm seeing this. What did you send me? What is this?
shit
Well, I just before one of them before we continue
And cooking and can you give us a brief description of what's going on here?
What
In this image that you said me
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
hey don't show that but you were talking about cocoa oh sorry not give me oh sorry
oh sorry sorry I know that's private I know that's private hey I know that's
sorry I know I know that's private my apologies my apologies my apologies my
apologies I hop on in Cocoa we're good we're going in
Oh, uh, sir, I'm coming. Thank you, doctor. I appreciate you. I'm lying. It's very kind of you. They're very kind of you. Thank you, my boy. It's very kind of you
Hope you're doing very well. Sorry that had to be cluttered up with
Whatever coconut just hit me. That was not my intention. I don't know what he's sending me
I don't know. I mean this guy's off the rails first getting caught cheating two days ago
now this some type of deep
secretive sexual desire for me
Don't know what it was. I hope it didn't ruin what's the hundred subs doctor. I mean
Right, I don't know if it was up to me
It would never be quiet. We all wait hold on. I was just weird to connect with my bug leaders
Okay, tell me what to bring I've got I mean we've got meds here. I've got a full inventory
We bring in we're crabbing though right or not crabbing just can radar and Tosca radar it yeah
I still have no shotguns. Honestly the green pistols not bad green pistols not bad at all
The one thing you should touch that's it. Let me do okay. Let's I
Have no ammo. Oh my god. No ammo. I have no ammo for the second. We're doing the two drinks and we're gonna the two for two boat thing
We're gonna do a Tuscan radar with a with a deep on chef
What's a Tuscan radar? I'm out of the loop. It's really pretty boy. It's what we've been doing all night
It's been wildly successful. I'm telling you we have captured. We had one year when we catch a one like five ships
Yeah, we don't have three here. We've actually like five
It's like the blood of Bushie Todd, but it works way better. We have like we have a 50 son of women
everyone
zero to hero
We go in with fuck all
We take a ship and then
Then we move on from there. We just keep going. You know, he's moving. We just keep we just keep we keep we keep
What you're not going to blast the reactor, but you're trying to blast your way in through the door
Well, you know, you just know you just you know, we see you go in there
And I usually stay on the ship to shoot them off of it and their cannons with the 80 millimeter
And we just rush to distract them because they they're all on their ship
Yeah, that's why I try to get to back to their cannons and the rest you guys just hop on and just blow into their captain's quarters
We just we just lost some we just lost some yeah, yeah, okay. That's actually fun. Let's do it. Yeah, I'm taking it
In a 4v6, I don't know how successful it's gonna be, but it's been really successful all night
I'm gonna bring 20c4
I hope you guys have a time for your series, gentlemen.
I hope all of you do have a whimsical time in all of your endeavors and pursuits.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's great.
was great thank you
my wife
man
I'm just rating it's straight up rust
straight up rust oh yeah let's get there let's get there
everybody up I don't know
See we have C4 46. Oh my god
Three stacks of I don't think we need three somebody
My limited we got we got 30 C4 if somebody bring like a little bit of gunpowder for me
Like like like 20 gunpowder, please. I'll pay you back. I got I got you. I got you. I got you
I know it. You know what you don't have to go 20 gunpowder
Advise a hundred and sixty bullets. Why the fuck would you need hundred and sixty bullets in a bulldozer, right?
No, it doesn't.
As he does?
No, it's not. No.
It's one gunpowder per six bullets.
Why are we beating 30 cents?
That is quite literally
200 and...
We're going to need this.
202.
Ready up.
Alright, alright.
Alright, alright.
Apparently Kogat's going to send 202 bullets out of the Bulltex rifle today.
Yeah.
Like you do by the way, I hope you know we do not have a craft brother ship. No
What this is a default ship guys? We got it. We have one
Cancell then I gotta get I gotta switch. What kind of am what you need. What do you need? No, I need the
Yeah, I learned by 54
Boys I was being a six man will get everything we need if we can't find the whole point of this is to bring nothing
I threw in 23 23 rounds for you. Is that cool? Yeah, that's cool. Thank you. I'll be be thank and I got the 70 millimeter shotgun
The pristine you're telling me say we're gonna bring yeah, I was talking peanut for that one. Okay
You really turned out one million dollars from mr. Beast. No, you got the story all wrong. I offered him one million
I offer him
one million dollars to fuck
I'm a two-man type of guy, that's what happened there guys, that's what happened there, he
said I said hey you let me, hold up, you let me get in the stanky, you let me dive in
the stanky, you tell me about it, that's what happened there, you try to do a free kit right
Let's ride.
I
We first what ram right into
I'll get a robot spotter
I don't even know if there's enough beds for us in the ship, actually, I think there's
not.
Oh, you're right.
That's a doozy, that's a doozy.
Your ammo is in here, by the way.
Your ammo, Coco, it's in the box underneath the 7-metre.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Put the aims in the fridge, a little bean here, a little bean here, yeah, a little bean
right there.
Where's the ammo?
I'm not gonna have a bad
Oh, yeah, one of you guys is not gonna have a bad. Yeah, I don't even have a spotty guys. This is truly the tusk of raiders
This is so annoying.
We're risking it all right here guys. We are risking it all.
Does that mean if I die like I'm just dead?
Well, no, no, no. If you die, that means you have a 60 second respawn time, it's sort of a 15 second respawn time.
Oh
Mm-mm-mm
Alright, so I'm gonna have to go back to my room.
60 second respawn time it's even 15 seconds about it oh
All right grab some C4 from this box got it. Yeah, yeah
I like I'll get moving boys. Let's get moving that draw kind of boogie
Am I acting as a backup pilot?
I guess gimmicks got it. He's still here. I'm still here
What this shotgun on the front of the ship I think right?
Wait, no wait, hold on, wait, why the front?
Well, if I want to swap about, wait, hold on.
If we're tastier, we can swap them back out,
we can destroy their legs, but mostly when they see a ship like this,
they're not going to be scared.
Do you have any?
Do you have any boys? Do you have any boys?
Yeah, yeah, be strong when you're weak and be weak when you're strong.
But that doesn't make any sense.
If you're strong when you're weak,
then you're strong when you then would need to be weak.
but then you'd be weak because then you'd be strong.
But then you're strong so then by your own logic you'd have to be weak
but then again by your own philosophy if you're weak then you have to be strong
and if you're strong then of course by your own words you said by yourself
you'd have to be weak but if you're weak then you immediately have to be strong
according to you.
Appears strong when you are weak.
Oh, appears strong. Oh God.
A peer, a peer, a peer week when you were strong.
Yeah, a peer week when you're strong.
But we actually want to appear weak right now.
It's a caterpillar strategy.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you think it's a caterpillar and you think it's like, oh, it's just a caterpillar
and then boom, it's a butterfly.
Yeah.
It's biting you.
It's all over.
Yeah, no, no.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, you think it's a caterpillar, but in actual reality, it's Jeffrey Dahmer, the
heart-eating psychopath killer and the oh oh I was focusing all my good yeah
it's like it's like a girl something you're on the boom it's me I hate what
happens I hate that happens over these eyes I got you guys I hate with it am I
right boys oh my god I fucking hate it oh my goodness guys I'm gonna get a quick
silly juice when you guys keep your eyes field or another field again I was
We're not looking right now for a city. We're just looking for another ship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're looking for another ship.
Ran into them. Get in there.
I've got this thing perfectly. I've got so many hours sailing this ship.
It's gonna be very easy for me because it is I gimmick the ship the ship captain
What are you sipping on tonight peanut? What's the silly juice of
Choice the silly juice of choice is actually voodoo ranger a
Delicacy you're you're actually it's a delicacy in Russia
not because of love it it's well you know they don't they just love being able
to eat or drink in general right it's very rare around there they can use
their food stamps for it though they could they could they could they could
they could I thought I was so designed I just love it so the time we got yet man
overboard man overboard well the boats wait hold on I'm up wait it's just
coconut we do God because I came back yeah what up what a great view it's a
slippy deck just a slippery one it's very slick I put a little bit of oil on
the top of the deck all that slide around oh whoa it's like when you're a
kid and you're in your socks running down the hall slipping and dipping mm-hmm
yeah sometimes yeah fast again with a wall breaking elbow
Uh-huh. Yeah, you slip and you slam right into the wall for the leaving a cartoon like a human hole
Right there as if you were the wily coyote running down a baby. I mean
You the six did we actually duty is sex did you remind joining after this one as we should just got
We've been touched and raided with four guys versus six guys. We're proud of that guy always.
Oh, you know what? I don't know why we didn't invite JJ.
Because I think he was with design.
JJ, we only need one though. We only need one.
Is it cool if you leave design? Is it cool? Is it going to be cool with that?
Hey, Northwest.
time in a row. Whoa, what? And we found black D-carts off the fuel and killed both of them.
Whoa. Hey, you got this, right? Can we have Northwest from here? Northwest, yes. What the
fuck, bro? Oh, there is definitely a shift to the Northwest. Oh, there's a lot of smoke there.
Time's up. Have you cracked your shell while pooping before? Love you either way.
I
Was just a little bit more focused
It's a lack of focus
Anybody else ever get that I'm actually wearing the peanut shorts right now
now they're pretty comfortable I don't know if you purposely put the peanut on
the peanut on my dick it's literally right on it what's going on where am I
it's my ass looks so fat the penis shorts oh my oh my oldest penis shorts you
gotta you like that John John send me over the cab I'm wearing them right now
Really?
Yeah.
How do you like them, boss?
How do you like them?
They're comfortable.
Oh, that's great to hear.
You know what's crazy is I didn't even hear one.
You don't even have your own?
No, there's fucker John on tiny.
This piece is shit.
I will say that I do have this P.O. box.
They keep texting me that I have a late charge.
It's been for about a month now.
They just keep saying late charge, late charge, late charge.
I think they're trying to have sex with me.
Hey, the shorts are in your P.O. box.
Yeah, okay, hey, hey, John. Thanks, John
Yeah, I'm gonna go down there. I'm gonna go down there. I'm gonna get all those late charges like I'm gonna say the late charge like five bucks
It's better be something lower. I'm gonna say listen. I'm gonna say listen
If you don't if you don't wife these ladies tired enough you you lost my business
You've lost my business. You don't think I learned that I'm not paying
You never get in a fist fight with a postal worker. All right, my guys are sketch. No bite. Yeah, the bike
I'm out of here right off. Oh my god
They seem cool until it comes down to fisticuffs, and then it's game over no and they'll fuck your wife
Hey guys, I see guys guys guys guys I see a destroy ship I see a destroy ship with a with a not this
X-Lite! X-Lite! Look at it!
Right next to each other. Look at it. Look at it.
You see, look, look, look, look, look.
Yeah, I see it. It's right.
It's a double way. If we can capture that ship,
it's a double way. We will have someone clue.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
So we'll just get a Ramham?
Where do we go?
This is the plan.
Gimmick?
Wait, I'm just going to tell you Gimmick is a...
Yup, yup.
Yup. And Gimmick here.
Gimmick, you ram him.
All three of you, rust those ship,
and try to get right on board with them.
I'm going to hop on this shotgun turn
and just start gunning him down.
I'm gonna got him got him got him got him until you guys have calculated the same okay
Okay, yeah, okay. I'm ran. I'm running down. All right, right on the ramp jump right on their ship
Don't use a lot of jump right on their ship and look for the captain's actually look for the captain's quarters now
Let me see let me see
Everybody has that red badge on the side, but it has the lion
They're moving they're moving they're moving they're moving
I
Hmm they've come right at us guys am I am I in correct and saying this but I pretty sure engine is directly on the front
But you know for that. I'm gonna need it. We got a boost. Can I get a boost?
I don't think we need why I think it would be right boys guys
But I'm not even looking at you guys see that ship the engine is right on the front with literally zero protection
Have you got a right? Oh, it's coming. It's coming. Are they stupid? I'm ready. I got my guns out
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
We're in another source for on board, there's a level 99 warlock on that ship.
What was that? What was that?
It's a destroyer, Crystal.
I'm just sipping the ceiling.
I'm ready to go, guys.
I ram right into it!
Prepare for ram! Prepare for ramming!
I'm prepared.
I'm right behind that shark pin.
thing oh I see it you guys see the top right window how it's open that's the
captain you see the top right window yeah
top right window top right window that's we guys gotta go I'm gonna shoot
the friendlies to trick them
it's working it's working it's working it's working
We're being prepared for ramp
Right down right down
We are much shorter than these people we are
We are much shorter
I think you get the thing in drive definitely go ahead rotate this bad boy
You have to go ahead to halt it rotate it right one day one day
How do we get on this?
I don't know what else he's driving.
Driver dead, driver dead.
Two down, two down.
Three dead, three dead.
Guys, that was the perfect chance.
Up on that ship, up on that ship.
Three dead.
Four dead, four dead.
That was the chance.
I'm the chance boy.
We're not boarded.
We're not boarded, dude.
I'll see you down in 60 seconds.
You say he's dead?
I'm moving towards.
I'm moving towards.
Five dead, five dead.
I'm getting close.
I'm getting close there.
Five dead, five dead.
Oh
All right
See for see for yeah, yeah, watch out. They're gonna come back
Yeah, well he's got a stock
He's dead he's dead he's dead jump through the engine jump through the engine. I'm on the door
I see I see the captain that's in the catch we're two doors away. I'm blowing up Lord
We're doing boys. I'm gonna blow it up Lord. I'm going
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. I mean you're shooting me hold the doors please was I eat your up up?
I eat your up for one door away one door away. I'm loaded. I'm loaded. I'm dead
I'm loaded last door last door. Oh my god
That's me that's me
Captain stop it boys captain stop it I'm catching him
Captain!
No be God be God be God be I'm counting!
You're the only one there I think
It's just you it's just you
Yeah you're the last one P
As soon as I capture this he's spotting you immediately okay?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm ready I'm ready
Sorry Coco I didn't know that
It's Captain Coco!
Oh shit shit he's on me he's on me
He's on me he's on me
I swear
Yeah I'm dying I can't I can't wait I'm dying
I'm what what what
Everybody respawn everybody respawn quick they're gonna capture
Captain go to the captain's quarters and don't let him captain. Don't let them captain. Don't let them catch that boys
I got five seconds
What the hell was that?
It's very
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, we almost had him.
Oh, hey that was fun, that was so, oh my god, let's go again, let's go again, I like that.
That was so close, oh I got, I got so close, oh my goodness, oh my god that was so close,
that was so close.
That was a fun ass fight, that was fun.
If I was able to kill that guy and repair that door, it was over.
It was literally done.
Oh my goodness, what a shame.
What a shame.
Oh, what a shame, what a shame.
You send me the invite code again, peanut?
It kicked me out.
Yeah, I got too much, I got too much.
Oh, what a shame, what a shame.
I'm not lying to you, I was locked.
I was locked.
I mean, we were spanking those guys.
It was one after another.
Just always remember, because I know Coco.
And and and mr. Love and I knew you guys are new to this Tuscan radio stuff
But remember they have unlimited response so it doesn't killing them is obviously a priority
But it's not the highest priority
It's get that happens. Yeah, tell me tell me how does like how do you know?
It's the captain so I'm not see so on the corner of this on the corner
Oh, yeah, you know again, you know the circles on the side of some of the compartments
It's the only compartment with a see-through circle the only part so if you can see through it like a window
That's the captain's also there's a if you look at the top corner of it's gonna be on each corner
I think all four corners maybe maybe just one there's gonna be a red badge with a line on it
There is one other compartment with the red badge, and it's the it's the crafting cable
But just look for the red badge with a white line on it. That is
The captain's quarters as well. Mm-hmm red lion. Okay
You guys die?
Because I'm not going to lie to you, I had that if that glitch didn't happen.
You shouldn't see my screen.
He killed me like a ghost.
He was completely invisible.
Completely invisible.
Oh no, the same thing happened to me.
That was...
Oh, but we guys, we were so close.
We were so close.
Oh my God, we were so close.
He killed the hacker.
No, he wasn't a hacker.
It was just...
Oh, okay.
Yeah, no.
He was a hacker.
Yeah, he was a hacker.
Those guys were hacking and they almost laughed like that.
Those guys...
Dude, we killed the hacker today and he got banned.
He's like hidden our engine, he's like inside our engine.
And then he got banned, I guess.
Yeah, you know what, actually, let me make a touch, get Raiders sent.
Now that there's five of us with all bads, we all have bads.
Do you want me to take it?
I see you guys have the code.
Yeah, send me, I need the code too.
My goodness.
I see you all the code.
I see the gimmicks, yeah, by the way, Mr. Levitt.
Yeah.
Oh, guys, we are so close.
Oh, they're so close, so close, so close.
Oh, so close, so close, so close, so close.
You know what, honestly, I know this ship is supposed to be cheap, but it doesn't have to be ass.
I feel like I can just rearrange it so it's not diarrhea ass, I mean.
Maybe if it's a little taller.
Yeah, honestly, yeah, wait, wait, honestly, let me just make, let me just make this cheap ship real quick when it's not ass.
Can you give me one second?
Yeah, yeah.
Give me a little taller.
How did you guys even jump on? I couldn't even find out the way there.
I don't remember.
We just got in that.
I know we uh we blew in with the c4 through the door and we we we we went to the ladder
Isn't there like uh, isn't there a thing that we can use to Ford better
No, I handle it by so don't you worry. I gotta handle. I got this handled
I know exactly what to do big man. Don't you worry the buggy later is on the case
I never on the case. Don't you worry about?
How about we smoke them on the on the entry?
We'll get the 70 minutes
Smoke them. Yes, they can't see shit. We jump on you get the work
We'll smoke action that might be a good idea actually, but if we get with we the thing
is if we take off one gun like if it's a shit, uh, it's if it's a shit, um, boat, right?
and we only have two turret guns.
Well, get me out.
I have the smoke nades.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's better.
Done.
Make sure you use those and you don't have to use the turret.
Yeah, that's fucking genius.
Smoke in, like, random.
Take a leg, random, smoke in, jump on the shit,
the shit. C4 the shit. Also, we have a lot of C4. How much C4 does it take to blow a
reactor? No, no, we don't want to blow a reactor. We want to steal it. Oh, we want to steal it.
That's why we're going with the poop ship. That's why we're going with the poop ship.
That way we can take somebody else's. Okay, so what could we have done better there? Just
less focus on the guys, just quicker to the captain's deck, essentially. Yeah, quicker
to the... I'm telling you, eliminating the responses of the highest priority, of the
the highest. Okay, you have to go back to honestly, think about it like this, think about it like
this. Don't you even need to kill them as long as we can keep like two guys fighting them and
shooting them and jumping around just distracting them all while the other three guys is moving
and capture. That's the best thing. I mean, that's that's what you really need. Just keeping them
busy. Just keeping them busy, keeping them busy, keeping them busy.
Wait, we've got like this way. I've only the ship is a bit more expensive this time
It's not I need still a shit ship though. Is this guys this city enough for a Tuscan radar on is this city enough?
Think I might have made it too good
Yeah, it's running. Yeah, it's running
You know how many I only have five crew departments one second. I get one more quick one one second one
Was one
what did you hear that I pulled a
tower saw die immediately
I only bought two packs
all right yeah I tint the windows
yeah we're going to keep on style
wait guys it's six hundred seventy
scrap and two hundred so I've been
That's how you do that to me.
That's some change.
We gotta have two cans on the front, one for Shaka
and one.
Oh wait, I forgot to make it tall.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
I forgot to make it tall.
Wait a minute wait a minute.
Gotta make it tall one second.
One second.
I forgot to make it tall.
One moment one moment give me one quick second here.
I forgot to make it tall.
I need one quick second here, one quick moment.
Gotta make it a little dollar on the front. We're going to get six man
First one gonna send mr. Peanut that you so much for your love for the military and the US as an army service
member myself
Let's go USA
I'm good big man. I'm good big man.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Almost done. Almost done. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Good peanut.
There we go.
Faster than normal.
That's, okay. This is a piece of shit. Oh wait, oh, I could even make it better. Oh,
my God.
We see I could even make it better. I could even make this even taller hold up. We say it almost done
Almost done here almost done. I could even make this even taller
There we go there it is
There it is there it is okay. That's tall that is tall tall tall you got two guys in the front two guys in the back
It's tall tall tall we can ram them and jump right on top
Getting so expensive, I don't think so.
Only $760 scrap, $200 silver, that's fine.
Right, that's fine.
What is that, like that's like a,
that's like $2,000 silver per run?
$2,000 silver per run on a six man is not bad at all.
You're inventory, right?
Okay, all right, pal.
You think you're funny, don't you?
You think you're a funny guy?
You're a funny guy, you think you are.
All right, okay, all right, then yeah, that'll work.
That'll work.
$2,000 silver per Tusk and Rainer run on a six man.
That's not bad at all.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I
Choose you guys ready
Let's go. Let's go. I have no idea. Which one I just edited
Literally, no idea. I have so many ships. Hold on. Are we still calling this a Tuscan Raider?
Are we tossing in there? We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. Hmm
Look at that beast look at that beast look at that beast boys
All right, okay, okay, we move we move we move we move we move you guys ready
I'm putting it together right now. I'm fucking ready. We're just rusty cannons, right?
It's right. Yeah, can you bring an 80 millimeter to sex and then give it can you bring a 40 millimeter to sex?
Mm-hmm. Oh
Sweet oh wait. No, no, no, wait give it. Can you bring a shotgun a green shotgun into sex green shotgun two stacks?
Yep, he's not concerned. Okay. Okay. Oh
All righty, all righty.
I think we're good to go.
I think we're good to go.
I'm bringing 17 C4, that should be,
oh, I said I'm bringing 20, I'm bringing 20 C4.
That should be enough.
All right, good to go.
You guys ready?
It's what he means, what he means.
You guys ready?
Coco is sleeping.
Go, go!
Yeah, bro. I'm here
All right. All right. All right sauce you up the sauce
Let's do this shit, man
Shivers are down. Don't load in
What that's an old one tail guys. Don't let it scare you. It's an old wives tail. It's an old wives tail
It's an old wives tail. It's an old wives tail old wives tail
old wives tail
Coco needs a succulent Chinese meal.
Oh, really?
Hello?
Anybody?
Hello?
Mm...
I'm Server, and I'm down.
Condurgilations.
Let's ride!
I
Please do you sound thing destroyed? Yeah, what the hell's that? I don't know
Jack I'm talking about the sheriff's right. Oh look at it. I didn't see that
How she looked at boys
She's quick Wow
Yeah, you might have the box of me yeah, yeah, I was throwing up ammo
Why don't you fill up the animals while they're on there still I like to be inefficient
We actually want the 80 on the front. We actually want the 80 on the front so we can we can stop them with the legs
This is just if things get hairy
The shotgun you're a shotgun on the front. Yeah, is it me with the 80 on the on the front real quick?
I'll grab it back here the back. I was doing too, but I got stuck here we go
All right boss, all right gimmick you're driving back on it very easy
There we go our we're cooking boys. We're cooking see boys here on this shelf everybody grab yourself 3 9 C 4
We are cooking we are good to go. Yes, please
All right, where are we off to first one way on the deserts taking us now
Where are the guys?
Who's the player?
Hard right?
Oh I see it up there.
We gotta kill him.
Go, go, go.
Where are they?
They're directly in front of us.
Directly in front of us.
Mm-hmm
I'm getting worried that you are asleep again. No, no, I'm here. I'm here to we have a maximum alert this a maximum alert
I just pop an energy. I'm good. I'll wake up guys
We need you Coco. We are only going to help them focus and give them energy
I actually ran out of the gullies. Have you heard of anything like that? I
Personally have been looking around for something that's also very similar to that something that helps you focus something
I actually want some really good ones.
Focus fuel.
Focus fuel?
What?
Focus fuel?
Is there a problem code for that?
Is there a problem code for that?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
You can get that.
Code P9s could be all wins.
Wait, are you done by the...
You do this by the way?
I don't even know what to go yet.
The focus will not go.
No!
That's where you gotta go!
That's where you gotta go!
That's so good.
The bogus don't you know karate gummies are fucking delicious
I don't know why I should don't know why they stuff shout I don't know why they
don't know why they got to take out the caffeine and sell this candy to
whatever they you put in that the gummies they're delicious
Keep my second bag sealed because it's like
I know what it's rare. Oh my god. It's rare. You can sell that. You can give that to your grandchildren and grandchildren and sell that to them.
And say, buy here. Take this, buy yourself a car. Buy yourself a house.
It's like a factory new Doppler Phase 3 and she has two kind of. They mean?
Yeah. I'm boosted.
I'm gonna boost boost us step tiny boost
Let me take a peek at this ship. Oh my god. What is that? What?
What am I looking at?
What am I?
Is anyone seeing this shit?
What is that shit right there? It's a long it's a long ship. It's a long point. It's a little
Boy, it's a little matter shift a long way long dig style
You got ourselves a double-headed giraffe a bad gentlemen double-headed giraffe. I'm boozing again double booze
It was so this is another Ram situation right Ram ranch
Guys listen listen, I'm gonna stay on the shotgun again and kill him
I need you guys moving toward that captain's quarters with swift
Yes, sir
Wait, so when you said the focus fuel calm and then you type in peanut you get like a promotion or what's that we're
making cowboys
Kissing homies on a Friday night
That's almost banned on Twitch before really homies kissing homies
No, right
So fast
Agile that's a big boy
The engine is at the top right what what are they doing?
I can see the suit the bombs. What am I looking at?
That's gimmick actually. Look at his mustache.
What are we looking at there? What's right there?
All right, are we still ramming?
We're ramming.
Honestly, I think V might be playing Tusk and Waiters too.
Yeah, that might be.
Guys, get ready to shoot some of these mines.
All right, Captain.
I'm going to go to the left, and then I'm going to go up.
I'm not going straight over the rocks.
Man!
OK.
Alright, that mine is here, they will...
Okay, up for Ram!
Oh, Ram! Ram is being rammed!
Get one, get one, get one, get one!
Let him have it, boys! Let him have it!
What's that? What's that?
Again, that captain's going for it! Quick, quick, quick!
Turn that engine off, ASAP!
He's dead, I killed the guy that took our C4.
He's dead.
I'm holding ladder.
He was aimed right at him.
He was aimed right at him.
I want him.
There's one right here.
I can't aim down anymore.
That guy's dead.
That guy's dead.
I daked that ship.
I daked that ship at once.
I died.
I'm holding the ladder right now.
I'll take it.
If you are not driving or shooting, get over there, Genji!
I'm shooting a guy down below us.
Can somebody stop this shit? The reactors all the way up top.
Yeah, you go ahead and stop the reactors. Stop the reactors boys.
There's a guy on our ship. Right behind us at me.
Jumped off, jumped off.
We're doing it the wrong way!
I'm sorry, I'm getting shot in the back.
I'm trying to shoot at them.
What the hell is going on?
I'm getting this back over there.
Who's D.K.A.?
Is that one of ours?
Another leg's down, another leg's down.
Coco's D.K.A.
Get him! Get him!
Gotcha, got you!
Another leg is down. Keep pushing.
I'm D.K.A.
We're going to be shot by-
Turn that engine off for an A-jam.
I'm dying. I was the only one on there.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Guys, if you're not driving for me, I don't know. I don't know.
Alright, I'm going for another ride.
Got one. Got one. Everybody on the ship. Everyone on that ship. Somebody turn off the reactor.
What the hell am I? Oh, shit. Oh, good heavens. Oh, good heavens.
I'll go ahead capture what's in it right in there peanut. There's one right in there. That's why it's why it's loaded loaded
Let me let me don't do it. Okay. He's already opening it from the other side
In that tech, all right, you're right fucking I don't know if this is the captain's clothes
I might just be way to see for you. I'm just gonna play another one
It's actually my good catacombs right here. I don't know
Oh, I just killed my son with my own bomb.
I turned the doors off.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
That'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen. God to be careful of it.
God to be careful of it.
Can you go through that door, Habibi?
God to be careful of it.
I'm gonna push.
Oh, get fogged. I'm gonna get inside.
Oh, is she becoming...
Oh, fuck you!
Spending the night watching you
And many years of great fortune get out of here
Wait, do we not get the shit guys
This door is bugged I can't go through
The door you just came through
All good all good all guys just go ahead and go to that shit boys
You got this boys! You got this!
I need help!
Oh, so, this is our ship! This is our ship! Get out of here!
This is our ship! Get out of here! Get off the ship, sir! Get off the ship! It's our ship!
You good peanut? Get out of here!
I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Yeah, okay. We got this in here. We got we got
Oh, you know what the captain ship was right there we sort of seated a mile away. Oh my goodness we have
It's right there on the edge
At least if I grab oh my body's gone everybody
Come come come in this room in this room. Oh, thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Thank you
We gotta fix this fucking thing though.
Thank you, Shayne.
Thank you, Shayne.
You're barely a scratch, aren't you?
Wait, am I repairing our ship back up or are we taking this?
Don't worry, Cap.
We'll bump out those cratches.
We're taking bullshit.
We're taking bullshit.
Those double ships.
It's just a mangled ship though.
The storm is coming.
Oh, no, we want this.
We...
No, we need this.
We need this.
There's a life on here.
I mean, this looked like a ship, but it was actually an incredible ship.
Oh, incredible design.
Great bones, great structure.
Wait, how do you man that ship?
I'll man this one, yeah?
What ship? I'll man the old one?
I'll man the giraffe ship. You man the other ship.
Who built this stupid fucking ship?
I have to go all the way over there to turn it on!
All right, whenever you ready I gotta see for one second. I gotta travel to the town over to turn this stupid ship on
What's the plan from here on out though?
And we have a fourth ship then we capture a fifth ship and then we have six
Five ships
We'll just put one ship in auto drive
It will install
You're intelligent on it.
A little Tesla ship.
The Tesla ship.
Why don't we go to Mirasarch?
Mirasarch?
Who's up this draft ship with me?
I'm on the one we just captured.
This is a draft ship.
Would you mind doing some quick repairs?
Quick repairs.
Do we have any repair kits?
No, no, no.
We don't need that.
Drafts.
light is for repair. Light is for repair. It's going weirdly.
I'm going to need to be on that shotgun turn now when this next thing happens.
So I'll take over the driving once we're ready.
Coco, can you? Actually no. Jiji, can you handle the shotgun turn, boss?
Yeah, I can do that.
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
We're good to go. We're good to go.
you're right in the circle we just went with the next smoke we see we just
charge up
this is a bit slow i would not know that's because i've been first gear
that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen
it's also extremely ugly it is it is ugly and you what they say there's an
ugly to speed ratio the ugly it is the slower it goes
mm-hmm is that what they say that's what they said that's yeah that's what
Yeah, not just for the game, but real life, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like an ugly car, goes slow, fast car, fast car, fast car.
Yeah, well, I suppose, yeah, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
Oh, I'm not seeing any smoke, wind, wind so ever, at, oh my god, wind at me.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I
Don't know if you do a quick turn quick tasteful turn
Here we go
And stay focused boys stays steady stays steady
I so here's the new plan honestly, I kind of like our ship better than this ship
So I'm gonna ram whatever ship we go into next with this and keep them distracted
Just you hop on that suck and turn and start blasting him
Maybe you keep her in the perfect line to get rid of those fools, all right?
Coco?
We got mines up ahead.
And Mr. Gibbon, you guys go right in for the kill, right in for the captain's quarters, and we'll meet you there in a second, all right?
We're going right through the minefield. I do not fear the mines. I do not fear the minefield at all.
Okay, my gun seems to be shooting nerf bullets.
Oh, I see where they are.
Okay, this is not good.
Guys, this is not good.
Hold on.
This is right there.
Right there.
Oh, I cannot aim down.
I cannot aim down.
I repeat, cannot aim down.
Oh, I cannot aim down! I cannot aim down! I repeat, cannot aim down!
Pina, where's the steering wheel on this thing?
Did you have the chop left? Did you have the chop?
The chop left of the ship!
Oh, it's...
Oh, wait, it's mine.
The giraffe is a monster!
Oh, my gosh.
What the hell? What the hell?
When it lands on minefield, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna...
Oh god, oh, I would just goosey guys. I was just
There I give it was you guys aren't having any fun without me, right?
Wait give it oh my god, he's bought here. Let me test the second one
I
Gotta make sure this bad boys an optimal condition smoke
Smoke East East East East. Oh, let's go
I've got the giraffe ready to go give it is it wait?
Okay, now I have to really call Lemon Lemon now the gimmicks back lemon lemon gimmick gimmick lemon lemon
Lemon's I'm on is the giraffe
Lemon's on gimmicks. Okay. All right lemon on gimmicks discord account
Is the ship fully repainted you fully repair because it doesn't look
No, I can't go bugged on the on one side. I can't get there. He is on Steven's discord account
Stephen is on Barbara. There's one side that I can't go to. Barbara is a bitch.
We get her out of here. Right? I know, right? I was the one who invited Barbara.
Who invited Barbara? I didn't invite Barbara.
I came to someone else's name and discord. That way, we're from here.
Yeah, honestly, you know what we should do? Instead, I'll take Iowa's gun.
Go out to the middle of the forest with loaded hand... Oh yeah, I actually know that.
Loaded Joshua. Loaded hand sanitizer.
Hands in a diamond. Load an hands in a diamond.
Fuck it, what's the fuck?
A lot of hands in a diamond. We got a bacteria away.
Bacteria has begun.
I say, what did you and I say?
Let's put a couple of frogs and get fucking weird, man.
Are these still east changing?
What?
You can see from the chili.
Two wicks on the frog's head.
Three hours in isolation.
My wife might fucking change.
I'm taking you guys we lit the magic frog three times and
We choose one of us to spin the bottle and whoever the ball lands on
We haven't licked the frog three times and that everyone else dresses up as scary clouds in the middle of the woods
and just give it to him.
Wait, there's two of them.
What's the Saturday?
Saturday, I've been set a date.
I am in.
The South East is one north east and one north east as well.
I don't believe you guys.
Alright, do you want to ram?
You want to wait for you to ram them?
We're going to ram them.
We're going to ram them.
We're going to the draft.
Remember your role. ZT you killed us fucking the shotgun turret. Oh my god, who is driving this thing?
Who is driving this thing?
Who is it?
What happened? Did I take a round or two off?
It was a freak out bro. Fuck it, I'm down.
Okay, we rammed with the giraffe.
Gimmick, as soon as he rammed you jumped on that ship, right?
You jumped on one of that ship.
Yes, I'm gonna hop on the 80, keep him up.
The lemon on gimmick's over for a fucking take
Guys guys remember your roles gimmick lemon on gimmick's you gotta jump on the ship as soon as you're at
Fuck it's just little oven
Kill one kill one
I'm coming to count if you leave this thing in spinning rotation. I swear to God damn it
damn it
I'm on the ship. I'm breaking it. I'm breaking it. I'm breaking it. Yeah
The captain's quarter towards me giving
We are obviously for our enemies you
Oh, wait, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
I've got, I've got, I've got Trigger, we've got him, we've got him, we've got him!
I'm...suck.
Let me not give you a single count.
God, we gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be...
I've gotta eat.
Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be...
Oh, they're killing me!
Yo, you need a gun!
God, man!
I can't get out!
LAMP MAAAN!
I don't know why.
REST OF THE FOOL, GOD!
Hey, God, arm, God, me, God, me, God, me!
I can't.
I can't get a...
Is everyone high?
It's his entire team, high on fucking wheelies!
OK, I'll tell you what, I wish too much luck.
I actually can't go up those stairs.
I'm higher than Therapus, eh.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Oh, ladies.
I'm on the wrong shift.
Fuck.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
Kill him.
I'm going to get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Get him again.
Get him.
Get him.
Oh
Hey guys, we made it we made it. Oh welcome in welcome in oh, yeah, no problem. Yes
Looks like we were doing pretty good
Can we actually do the frog trip I didn't have these fun
We can all go like look at it Mexico
There's some shit with our tails and stuff. Yeah, we go to do Mexican
We go we go to regular Mexico and then add them then then then when we find the body
I mean, I don't know the body of coconut.
Yeah, I'll bring the leaves.
Talks about the lives of Mexicans.
There's a big club, one.
Yeah, there is.
Okay, let's go to Mexico and kill coconut in the game, of course.
And then we're going to eat frogs? I'm confused.
No, really?
We don't eat the frogs.
No, we don't eat the frogs. We lick the frogs.
We lick them.
I guess they're looting the place right behind us.
We can jump the steps when they're inside.
You got the original ship. I'm driving the draft ship
Give us a direction
Have a jam. Which?
Have a jam.
Oh, Jimmy. Do we, Jimmy?
Oh, Jimmy.
Jimmy. Have a jam.
Wait, we don't have one?
You have a rod? I'm going to need you to move your fat ass!
I'm trying to move!
You'll, you'll rock.
You'll rock for real, please.
Hey, hey, coconut.
Hi, coconut. Hi.
Oh, we have to fight him.
What is that guy doing right there?
Is he getting mugged?
Move!
We have no choice.
Oh my...
What are you guys doing?
Get the job out of here!
Will you move your thot ass?
I am...
You hit me, alright?
Get out of here!
If you're gonna stop, expand into the past, you'll see later.
I don't know why you stopped, but you can go back play.
Yeah, yeah, that works.
How do you remember that?
If someone came to me tomorrow and said,
last night, peanut, there was a big break.
They're coming.
All the other people you were playing with all got together
and said, let's sabotage.
I would say, yeah.
Oh, they're coming.
I would say, I believe you.
I believe you.
I haven't let you.
Guys, what are we going to do?
We're about to fucking fuck people.
Oh, that's a custom ship. All right, get on that shoddy. I'm getting ready
We're a little far out far out man
Alright
What do you think is going on over there?
I don't know what's going on over there.
Who's coming? Who's coming?
I don't know what 8 cents you're gonna show the picture.
It was just like that, like it was hogging.
That was me. I didn't know you had 100 million loans.
That was me. Sorry.
I feel a little excited when I'm in Bobcat and Charlie.
Yeah, Charlie.
Uncle, we're gonna go up on this back way.
We're gonna just climb the yaw.
You're gonna go over here and help us.
Where are you coming?
We're coming.
We're coming.
I just got a notification like don't have a bed.
So I'm gonna go ahead and make a bedroom.
I got you, I got you.
I am not able to claim a bet that's very chill a very chill very cool very cool very chill
I am not at the wheel I actually am not at the wheel
wait wait no no
wait what oh this is our ship why is this is a bad guy's ship
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Things seem to be going to a rate...
I'm glad to know that...
Oh, again!
I need to bring some shit on him!
Oh god, I'm coming!
Everybody lock him!
Right now!
Everyone lock him!
Guys, start to hammer that ship with your journey!
Guys, start to hammer that ship with your journey!
Guys, start to hammer that ship with your journey!
Guys, hammer that ship with your turrets, make a distracted hammer that ship with your turrets.
I'm heading over there. I'm heading over there.
Hammer that ship right now, hammer it!
Well, but bro, two heads are broken.
Oh well, I'm gonna hide back on the wheel. Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
On the way?
I'm on their ship, I'm on their...
Okay, I think it's enough going good for my son.
Yeah, this isn't good.
What's that gun?
We got a thing on the back.
I don't think we're good right now, okay?
I brought our first officer, this time!
I'm gonna hop on him, hop on on him!
Oh, I missed!
The dead! Oh no!
Oh no, that was us, that was us, it's a straight guy, that's us, they're still alive!
We have to catch them, we gotta catch them!
Lock it in boys lock it. I'm in the cabin. Somebody's in me. Somebody's in me. I'm catching. I'm catching
Yes, yes, I can't see that you should repair the door on top of your game
Me
Oh shit, I got it. I got some boys. I can't I can't I can't
Prepare the door
We got it! We got it! We got it! We got it!
I killed his ass. I killed his ass. Please, dad.
This one's gonna be a ladder. One's gonna be a ladder.
Wake up and be a ladder.
What's the ladder?
That one? That one?
Touch, touch, touch, touch.
Shit.
Don't hit me.
Don't hit me.
I think we're on teammates. I think we might be on the team.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, I see you.
I have a bunch of them.
No, that would be me. That would be me, boss.
That would be me.
That wasn't show. That wasn't show.
Oh, you guys, now we put all the loot on one ship, and we send it on out.
And we send it.
Actually, you know what?
Honestly, you know what?
We honestly kind of lost two ships, didn't we?
I see we grabbed all the ship from the two other ships, and we put them on these two
ships, and we just keep rolling.
What do you get?
I would have just agreed with that.
I agree.
We have two ships left.
We have two ships left.
Jesus Christ.
That's pretty good.
I got another one.
Which one we sending?
We're not going to send either.
We're just going to send it.
We're not going to sit either.
We're just going to keep them.
Keep them.
We're going to go to the two broken ships and take all the loot, but on these new two
ships.
Okay.
Can we move this boat or is the boat just stuck?
Jimmy, can you move this boat over here?
Yeah, I'll move you guys to the plane.
A gimmick's not playing right now.
That's the gimmick posture.
That's the gimmick posture.
That's the gimmick posture.
It's a shame that he's controlling my beautiful body.
I can feel it.
Play oh, you should have seen what he did earlier. You look sick. Is that you tried to have sex with me?
I I I said now all this peanut disease reserved for the real giving
Can you guys stop the shit for just a minute?
Reserved for the real game
You tried it. You tried to fuck me trying to fuck me. I said no
The wrong spirit in the body
A lot of habit boys we whoever's on this new ship turn left turn left
Turn left whoever's on this new ship take a quick lap
I don't think anyone's trying to kill me. I don't know. I'm fixing the legs. I
Don't know if anyone's trying this. You seem to be godly shifting right
Oh, that's a good idea coconut that's a good idea. Maybe try it
I'm not blowing on him, maybe try to blow him, see if we can beat him with that.
I think I'm gonna die again.
Ah, Lexi good, Lexi good.
Lexi good.
I'm gonna punch him out, we're done, we're good.
Shit, I need some help over here.
I'll kiss him with you, I'll kiss him with you.
Is that all of them?
Thank you.
No, there's one by me, I need help, I need help there.
Oh man, I'm coming, I'm coming, hang on.
I'm trying to get this guy, I'm good, I'm good.
I think I'm gonna pay a gentleman.
I think I'm gonna pay a gentleman.
Yeah, I'm gonna pay a gentleman.
Nothing to branch. Nothing to branch.
Our engine was just one shot.
I don't think he knows.
That's no big deal at all.
No big deal.
Everybody makes mistakes. Everyone has those days.
Everybody has those days.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Everybody has those days.
Alright. Can we shut it down for just a minute
Just a minute so we can repair.
This is a good shit.
Hold on, who died and made this guy queen of the universe?
I'm gonna-
Are you calling me a queen?
Yes, I am queen.
You're so sexy, Mr. ABB, you're so sexy.
He's a sexy queen.
You sexy bitch.
Changes everything.
You sexy bitch.
Everything about my life changes.
All right boys, we have to-
You talk to me like this too much.
Wait a minute, that's not a bb Wait a second, hold on, wait a second, that's
a hold on Wait, who's wearing a bb's account?
Wait, hold on Wait, bb, is what we're doing halal?
That's asmendol What we are doing right now?
Yes, it is very halal It's very halal video game
Yes, are you sure what we're doing is halal?
It is very halal Are you sure it's not halal?
This is for survival, yes?
Wait, no, but just to confirm what we're doing right now, right at this moment, is Halal?
Mr. Mabit is very Halal.
Okay, oh thank god. I was worried there for a second.
I was worried there would be Haram.
No.
I would tell you if it was Haram, do not worry.
You'll tell me if it's Haram.
Yes, I will make sure to let you know when anything is Haram.
But for certain what we're doing right now is Halal.
100% halal. Okay, good. Okay, good. 100% halal. Okay, that's good to hear. That is good to hear. That is very good to hear
That is very that that pleases me. You've you've flashed me
All right, we gotta go back to those two ships and exploded and gather all the group all of it
Me and me and the Habibi who's with me is this a baby?
Me and Jin we are gonna do a split repair
We're all going to do a quick repair, everything's good.
Everything's good.
I hear so much whistling.
I'm sorry, I meant like with the repair kit.
Everything's okay.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
Gotcha, okay.
All right, okay.
Gotcha, okay.
I'm about to say, I hear a lot of whistling.
I feel like a lady with massive knock is walking down a speed on a Tuesday afternoon.
Let's do a hat.
Let's go ahead and...
Juiceman, what's up? Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, why do you need a repair kit on your ship? Are you good? I got repair kits
I'm just doing there was a lot of work
And this is given by the way, so oh sorry
Oh
Wait
one down one down. Do we have C4 on that?
Okay I got it. Where are they coming from? Why is she my ship?
I don't think I have any C4 here.
I have C4 on me.
The engine's off. I need to go back up.
What direction are they? What's up there?
They're behind you to your right.
I'm locking in for it. I'm locking in.
They're coming right at us. They're coming right at us.
Peter, why did you take our trailer?
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Take that fool!
You need to get in the hole.
Are we handling them?
Oh, I see them, I see them.
Oh, so suddenly, so suddenly, so suddenly.
Ah!
Oh, so much room for activities.
I think this is where I would put my computer guys.
Oh!
Oh, I should have got a-
Let him out of it, boys.
Let him out of it.
Thank you, thank you.
He captured that ship.
Ram him, ram him!
They haven't taken this?
I'm cooking it.
They need a full ram.
Need a full ram, ram ram style.
Ram ram style, then.
I'll kill them.
We get a boost!
Red branch!
Red branch!
Be the red branch situation!
Red is coming!
I did lose this guy!
He did in fact just died!
Yeah, what the?
You have 2P in 2N!
Get on my ship!
Shit!
I might ram you!
I'm gonna jump on my ship!
Jump on my ship!
I gotcha!
Ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble!
I'm going for the ramble!
Ramble, boys!
Ramble, ramble!
There's so much loot we have to collect after this,
it's gonna be horrible.
This is gonna be horrible.
Ramble, boys!
Ramble!
I'm going in for the ramble.
Here we go, get ready, get ready, get ready!
I'm going for the ramble!
If somebody give me a boost, give me a boost!
Oh shit, I don't really think we're moving at all, actually.
I don't think we're moving at all.
I'm going in!
Guys, repair the reactor! Repair the reactor!
Charge!
Run about this boys, run about it!
Fuck you guys! Fuck you guys!
Fuck you guys!
Hey, fuck! Get me up!
I'm on the ship!
I'm on the ship! I'm on the ship!
I broke two doors
back up, back up, careful
if we win this, we are ripped
if we win this, we're ripped
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, it's over for me
oh no, shut up, I'm gonna die
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna live forever
kill, nice kill, nice kill
I'm getting shot out from the top
get it
boys, where are the captains going?
I'm looking
I'm going for boys. I'm playing the G4. I'm playing the G4.
I'm going to die. Oh my god.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
What the hell? No!
Fuck. That was so fucking close.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I think three boats is too much.
No, we need five boats, we need six boats.
I honestly have both for each guy.
Oh, yeah, one boat each guy, one boat.
Nobody's done that yet.
We could be the first.
Why is it like separating us even more?
Because like the thing is we're not together like.
I'm saying Coco, I'm saying the team locks in with that many boats,
we literally can't lose.
It's impossible.
He's got to lock in.
We got to be locked in boys.
Imagine it's solo when you're playing on your ship.
You got to get the wheel, you got to get the turrets at the bottom.
We gotta be locked in, we gotta be locked in for it to work.
Are we running it back?
Yeah, we're running it back, are you crazy?
Fuck it.
I can't believe we lost that one, we should have won that ten times over.
That was so close.
We had the advantage like crazy on that.
Oh my goodness.
We had like a hundred ships?
We had like a hundred, we had a hundred ships!
Oh, even the enemy was saying, oh man, there's a hundred ships coming at us, we're gonna lose.
I heard him, I heard him say that, and they said, oh my goodness!
Oh, okay, guys, don't worry, the ship has zero maneuverability, no need to worry.
I'm back in my throne.
Oh, that's great to hear, there's gonna troll, oh my god.
I'm limit. I'm sending you the code. Yeah, I'm seeing you the code James. Yeah, I'm seeing the code here
Oh, wait, who's not our game again? I forgot
I'm restarting my game. Oh Coco. I'm gonna see you the code. There you go boss
Which I think if we really lock in here, we can get six separate ships and be invincible
Inevitable like Thanos we collect a little bit. What how many infinity songs on that?
Wait, why am I getting a new code?
He was meant to be each of us or
In everything but wasn't Thanos a bad guy are we bad guys are good?
Well, Thanos was a bad guy, but he thought he was only got it clean only he was misunderstood
He was pretty cool. He was misunderstood
You're tomorrow
He's one of those villains that he's kind of he's kind of right, but I can't do that
What he wanted to do was snap his fingers and reduce the populace by half so there was enough resources for everyone
Now we just snap the fingers and spawn in more resources.
Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
You could just spawn in more resources.
He wasn't very smart.
He was smart.
His heart was in the right place.
He's always in the right place.
He's always in the right place.
High EQ, low IQ.
Yeah, high EQ, low IQ.
Exactly, exactly.
If he had just thought for a second to spot and double the resources
None of none of that would have ever happened. I mean the Avengers would have had to assemble
Loki would have just been chilling at home probably
I didn't Ant-Man just crawled his ass
Ant-Man could have crawled up his ass
Exactly!
Yeah, exactly
Why hit me?
The Hooks Four said
Mr. P loved the stream
But quick question
Do you keep your mouth open all the time because you have 400 pounds, and it's hard to breathe?
I think I, it's terrible.
Fuckin' prostate's blown up in forever. You're never getting that back.
You're done.
What the fuck you guy?
What the fuck you?
Fuck you guy? What the hell kinda qu- what the-
What kinda question is that?
Hey, Pete, could you please-
WHAT?!
What?!
Could you please-
I WANT HEADS RIGHT NOW, POW!
Someone's been very rude to me!
What's going on?
No, that's fine.
Wait, what? Coco?
It is nothing, Pete.
Go ahead, Coco. We're here for you.
This is a non-judging friend group.
Can you please add the workbench on the phone?
You can suck me sideways.
You can literally juggle my balls with your tongue.
You can stroke my shaft like you're trying to pump up a basketball.
I do not want to hear you ask that question for a thousand years.
I would... fuck you, coconut.
If I was that man, I'd go up your fucking asshole and blow you up.
fuck you anyways you should go in my ass and blow anyways I fucking go in my
ass and blow up anyway fucking get big and you're just gone just fucking god
but before I do that I was talking your asshole guys I'm in your asshole you
hear me was that your guys catchphrase I'm not gonna lie to you I don't think
this team is locked in give me a sniper don't worry I'm here your driver your
Designated drivers here
Once we have two ships we should literally be unstoppable let alone three ships
These are literally please on my stop. Why is that?
Did you guys not extract the round that we?
That I left on oh
We know we did it, but you were just really generous
You gave away all my did live and give away all my loot on the round that I left on
no that wasn't oh my god I I was like I should have I should have inventory
issues hey that's oh my god I don't know much about that I don't know much
about that but you guys even you guys probably try to stop them right
I was like, are you the bully gimmick like this?
I said love it.
I can't believe this.
No.
They said they get a little alloy, and then I accidentally clicked one button.
It was a weird word, Refusee, and I clicked it before I know everything.
Refusee.
I was trying to tell him, Refusee means you don't want it.
Yes.
We tried I was clicking it because I refuse to give it to the others. I want to I want to keep it myself
Yes, that's yes good. Good. What do you do in God's way? You doing God's way?
All right, I tell you I'm giving I try I miss I said 11 you I mars wire below and I said lemon you listen up
You listen right here. No
He can't be reasoned with you
I'm down. It was really scary, but I'm telling you a lot that you guys tried. It really means a lot. I'll just have to move on.
The streams are the main reason I learned English so inconvenient to get a translator.
Can I make a list?
Get a translator for the stream?
like when I make a poop joke to see then is he sitting next to you so I go I've
got a lot of poop in my body and then he looks at you and he goes listen
El Boto and then do you laugh like 10 seconds later? I don't know any other
language otherwise I could do this job better I don't I hope I hope it's still
connected there I try my best it's that how that works for you is that how that
What if we got one really good ship and one that's amazing that's wow what a
journey what a journey what a journey what a journey now listen you guys are
thinking I understand what you guys are thinking it's a classical style it's a
classical academic style it's called tactics but what you're not considering
is how much fun it would be to have six ships attacking a single ship.
That would be a lot of fun. Guys, guys, the problem is if we're going into six-man lobbies,
those ships are six-man ships. No, no, guys, I'm telling you, the hardest part of this whole
thing is getting the first ship. Once we have two ships, we should literally be unstoppable.
All it is is pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure.
If you keep press drop, they lose every time.
I mean, and if there's six of us, even if it's one can in each,
they can only shoot one of us at a time.
We also, by the way, listen, listen, listen, does anyone have
a green shotgun turn they can bring?
I would probably do.
I probably do. Let me cancel.
I know what we should do is stop the boat right in front of them
And then all five of you just start sprinting towards the captain's quarters all stay back on the shotgun turd and just start murdering
I mean, I like it. I brought a screenshot gun turret
100 rounds
Okay, fantastic fantastic. Oh, that's so great
I remember the pressure that you're talking about you know, especially the pressure where you fucking rammed our own ship
That was a really good pressure.
That's that type of pressure.
That's the pressure you want.
That's the pressure you want.
That's right.
That's the pressure you want.
Yeah, I wanna see out of this team.
I wanna see out of this team!
Ah!
Uh!
Uh!
Uh!
Uh!
Ah!
Now spit my blood all over the说.
And ride!
I am also bringing a single smoke shell.
I have to pee and grab a quick granola bar.
I think that's a play.
Snipey, if you sneeze for sure.
Snipey, if you sneeze for sure.
Ready?
Let's ride!
Ah!
Please, let me go.
The BB don't interrupt.
The world was blind, but now I see it.
Alright, baby, forward forward.
Absolutely beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
I can't wait for Christmas.
I can't wait for Christmas.
I cannot stretch this enough.
I'm never.
And I mean ever.
I think I speak for all of us.
Ever want to see you in real life.
Not even once.
What?
I don't believe you, Koko.
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
What the hell?
What's your name?
I don't believe you.
I'm just kidding.
You're serious, man?
You American would see the second verse. What's the second verse?
It's unknown. It's got lost in time. It burned in the library of Alexandria.
What's the third verse?
And we've been in there 10,000 years.
I'm shining as the sun.
We belong at the risk of saving thousands.
I'm Simon Jackson! Woo! I am for real!
We're gonna share a million things, make your mama cry
I apologize a million times
I'm Simon Jackson! Woo! I am for real!
Never meant to make your mama cry
I apologize a thousand times.
Mrs. Jackson.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right, brother.
It's all right.
You see, basically, that guy on the left, by the way,
there's a guy right there on that.
Oh, I see him.
I see him.
Turning the ship.
We're going to go ahead and steal that guy's ship.
I remember boys, we stopped the ship.
Raymond Blast.
We stopped the ship.
I'm going to shoot it with the shotgun.
You guys will all hop on board.
You go, you go, you go.
Yes.
You shoot, you shoot.
Yes, Captain.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Have a role.
All right, so you're on shot.
Well, Mr. Whistler,
I'm working with Wicked Man.
Good, I'm back.
And Mr. Coders, I'm working with Wicked Man.
Good, I'm back.
Right in the pussy.
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you, Jim.
Thank you, Jim.
And we got real good wine.
Thank you, Jim.
My boy.
Little grab it.
But it was clear.
Not a crime, not a murder.
Oh, you're all clear.
The directions are clear.
I want to keep rolling.
Now we're going to ram him straight into the pussy.
All right.
And, uh, keep him clear.
Leave it to Jim.
Eating the orders, all right
Okay, they're going right to left
I'm rotting you constantly rotting you tell me when to stop
Is on a large myriad of
Adriatic
Bad reminds me of lunch. They went from right to left
You and your buggy, they love you
There's correct. I don't know what the hell that is, but God speak it for God
Now I know it's gonna be a lot. Yeah, when you get into battle, but I say when I see him I
Think it would be prudent if we all broke into amazing grace one more time. That's a good idea. That's a good idea
No matter what happens. We don't stop singing. I don't know that song that well
I only know amazing grace just just him that well that's the one
Don't worry to me just keep saying it over and over
Amazing grace! Amazing grace! Amazing grace! Amazing grace!
I
Boy, I'm on that shit. Wait, that is a piece of crap shit. What's it happen?
Rabbit boys, rabbit rabbit
Rabbit boys
Oh, I'm dead. I don't feel too good. No one I don't feel it as good as I did a second ago
I do not feel as good as I did just a mere moment ago.
Huh? Back to the grind?
Two down, two down, two down.
Go ahead and capture that ship, boys. Capture that ship, gentlemen.
Oh, give it all, Handler. Don't worry. You hop on that ship, Steve. All, Handler.
Don't you worry about time when you up on that shit with them.
I got a bottle there, I got a bottle there.
Get it out there, champ.
Get it out out there.
Mommy, did you grab?
I'm gonna see for it.
Go ahead and get it out out there, champ.
No way I'd lie.
They're on the sand.
Mommy, I'm feeling great.
You got this, boy.
This is what I'm saying.
I don't say anything!
I turned off the ship! I turned the ship off!
I have the captain to ship!
Not that!
Okay, we know what that is!
Get out of the ship!
There's a guy that does it!
Get out of the ship!
Get out of the ship!
Get out of the ship!
Get out of the ship!
I saw something in your face.
I saw something in your face.
I
See the captain's quarters it's directly below you directly below you gentlemen
open that door
okay yeah
you're gonna blow it up
go ahead and walk on it
how you doing
heeeeyy
open now
ohhh
meeeeeee
see he's there
hey there's another ship coming
catch it there's another ship coming
catch it
boys there's another ship
catch the ship
catch the ship
i lost my c4
i lost my c4 on a flare gun
we got a repair
this is my honor ship
this is my honor ship
uh it's my honor
he's by the feet
He's by the feet all I know don't you worry about trying to buy the feet?
You can't get no way he can't get nowhere
There's two of them. There's two of them by the feet. What do you guys do this shit?
I'm gonna be in about 30 seconds 30 seconds. I got one and I died. There's still one more down below
Down below one more down below
Killed one
I got it.
Is that a repair?
Yeah, there's guys out there still guys out there.
Guys?
I'm not a professional, but it feels like we're safe.
Guys!
Guys!
There's another ship here!
There's another ship!
Have we captured the ship yet?
One dead, one dead!
Capture the ship, boys!
Capture the ship!
Oh, shit.
I don't recognize that.
I'm familiar.
guys guys we're gonna wanna
on the ship
on the ship
on the ship
on the
on the Houshid Nuzi
I got the C4
I got some of our C4s
destroy that dirt
there's one guy in the uh
on our ladder
oh
good work
that's a beautiful bike
I
Oh
We capture them
I'm coming down help you good. We're alright guys line up
It's time for the firing squad.
I'm sorry, I love it.
Thank God. Oh my God. Thank God.
That is so good.
Team going work.
I swear to these guys.
These guys spend like time.
They're like rich guys right now.
And by shitty mics just for these moments.
By the way, they had nothing on the chips.
They knew exactly what they were doing coming in.
Bad laughing. Bad laughing.
We got to be in the deep ocean, we take it, we take it, and we arrive the desert, we arrive the desert lands, into the night, there's so many bodies guys, there's so many bodies.
If somebody would grab a box and collect a little bit of nice tasteful loot from those bodies, I'll do repairs on the main ship.
Is there an extra gun somewhere?
There's so many bodies, all my shit.
Little bit of repairing?
Not on this one.
There's guns in the sand everywhere.
There's bodies all over the place.
Oh, I see a blue armor right here.
I mean, come, come, come, come.
Little bit of light tasteful repairing.
Nothing to branch.
Nothing to branch.
A little light tasteful repairing.
Also, there was repair kits over by the Dead AI.
Oh, that is fantastic.
We do need those. We do need about one to two of those over here.
Beautiful.
Oh, the ship is not looking super great.
Oh, yeah, we got BLEEEED the FC for Mars. We're fine.
I'mma come by. We can meet you.
Let's see what ship you're on.
I'm on the main ship, the original ship.
Fuck, that looks like a war.
I
Also take him out. Yeah, you go ahead box you go. Yeah, give him one point
Well, give him one point. Yeah, we have got 11 for people right here. I got three out. We've got 14 z4 just right here
We need this box. What ship are you on guys? I'm on the main
Ship I'm on the
I'm gonna go and close this captain's door for whoever's running this ship. Hey, that way it's a little safer. It's a little safer for everybody.
Just think you can walk into your captain's door.
There you go. There we go. Nice and easy. Just gonna make sure everybody's all tip top shaped.
Nobody's doing something silly. Nobody's doing something a little silly.
shape nobody's doing a little something silly nobody's doing something a little
silly double check makes everybody's in for speed
convention this this scott's corner is a little open a little more open than I
I need a repair.
All of these ones I can go run over.
Keep killing those AIs.
What are you saying?
Let's make this nice and simple giving.
How about you take the others of the B2B2?
Yeah?
Sure.
Yeah, fine.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
I return.
I will claim this gift.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
a couple of bank it's almost a lot out of you
you got them an extra cannon because it's a bit more
guys there's another there's another shit there's another ship around the other side
of the hill
can we get the air out of here? no get him!
they're killing the air! we don't even have a cannon out here
hey what's the ship I'm taking?
everyone charge that ship boys everyone charge that ship!
go go go fuck you
I need to be prepared for this.
Oh, I'm going to die in the J.I.
Oh my goodness.
I'm going to die in the J.I.
Holy nigga.
I got caught on this other one.
Holy nigga.
Holy nigga.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is that?
Oh my, everybody!
Rammus champion!
Rammus champion!
Everyone Rammus champion!
Rammus, Rammus!
I got it.
Rammus jumping on.
Rammus boys, Rammus!
That is a mean shift, it has to be.
Oh, I keep fishing, I keep fishing!
Oh, I'm not going to shoot down a ship!
I keep fishing!
We're losing the ship!
That ship's supposed to go that way.
That way, that way!
I'm playing a scene for all the captains quarters get down get down get
blowing it blowing it was his ship is expensive
who's on this ship? I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
nobody's on board, I'm gonna capture it, I'm capturing, I'm capturing
this is going pretty good, I'm behind you
this is going pretty good what is this going?
hey are you going on our ship? hey you see he's going
are we down to the ship that was I see him I see him Genji I'm gonna chase him
down that was rather he ran yeah they jumped off and ran now we have a whole
armada of ships which is this four ships this is four ships we gotta get six ships
we have to get six ships guys we have to get to do it all right boys god this
things actually armored and shit you get like were you able to bring me on beans
over here I got lemon can you handle the main ship that I just left the
original shit yeah I'm gonna handle this new ship to find the engine find the
old engine such a shit for ships for ships we're doing pretty good boys
You're literally unstoppable!
I was getting moving. Oh, I cannot move.
I'm stuck. I think I'm stuck between two ships.
Wait, I thought we had four ships. I'm counting to one, two, three.
We should have four.
We have four ships. We should have four.
I didn't know those guys stole our four ships.
What?
I think they did.
They did?
I didn't think they took our four ships.
Oh, there's four ships right here, guys.
What? What do you mean you don't see four?
What? What do you mean you don't see four?
Oh, oh, that's right.
I'm actually playing with straight up fucking doses.
There's actually no way.
Guys, are you watching?
Is anyone else seeing this?
Yeah, there's a log on the ship here.
Yeah, I counted. Four ships.
There's four ships. I was testing you guys.
Did I bat the dead?
We are fried, we are fried right now, gentlemen.
Oh, look, this is the right gym for you.
I'm on, I'm putting beans in the, uh, so good beans.
I'm taking this big, monstrous gigantor, like...
Who's that doing these shims first?
That person doesn't get to drive shoes.
I mean, I honestly, you get kind of confused. I don't blame them.
They really melded together, to be fair.
There's a lot of legs.
There was a melding.
Alright boys let's get moving.
Wait, what are you doing?
What are you?
Where are we headed?
What about your damn right?
A BB go back to your set.
That's the force ship.
There's nobody on the force that you can take it then.
I'm on the big one.
I'm on the big one we just grabbed.
I'm with you Gigi, I'm going to...
We need someone on each set.
Alright, I'm going on the secret note.
Yeah, I'm going to prepare Kit.
You got some beans?
Uh, I don't have any beans now.
I got 5 beans, I've got 5 beans.
Have you got that one, 11 driving that one, and JT's got that one.
Good, good, good.
All right.
Is everybody ready?
Are you still with me, boss?
We got to be repaired.
We got to do some light repair.
No, no repair.
We're on the move.
We're on the move, gentlemen.
We're on the move.
We got to get out of this shit.
Yeah, we got to get out of six.
We got to get out of six.
We got to get out of six.
We got to get out of six.
Yeah, we gotta get our sink ship, we gotta get sink ship.
My captain's quarters though.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah, honesty, honesty, she's right.
She's right.
Yeah, grab her a package and give her your point.
They're like, what are these?
You're a fan, because you have the captain's quarters.
Oh, no.
That's right.
Oh, there's a guy.
Oh, there's a guy.
See, we want these guns.
See where he's going?
You can steal one of the guns from the others.
No, no, no.
Look, I got them from right here.
They never put the guns on their face.
There's guys who had this shit. Oh, I just crashed. I just crashed as well
Trying to stop us they we have too much power. It's the deep state. It's the deep state. Oh
Shit peanut is dancing. It's this guy
I'm telling you, he's trying to stop on fire.
He's at his home in Virginia in his basement.
His man cave, he tells his wife, don't disturb me in here.
Joe Biden's out there and he's got computers and upon computers and he's just taking us
offline.
Yeah, I think Joe Biden just beat off me.
I think he just beat off me.
He's on to us.
He's on to us.
It's old Joe.
It's old Joe.
He's got his aviators on and he's wearing a sweater.
I know it. I know this. I know this. I know this. It's happened before.
If this doesn't let me rejoin this, it'll be the saddest thing ever. Oh my goodness.
If this doesn't let me rejoin this, it'll be the saddest.
Oh my goodness. You're still in a in-game here. We still see you.
Oh, I'm gonna be joining. I'm gonna be joining. I'm going.
I'm going. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
I'm good. I'm joining back. I'm joining back.
She's here. Peanut's here.
Woo!
We gotta get two more ships. We need six ships.
Which we will be the first ever in the history to have six sims in one game
I think I this could be a new record. This could be a new record
We'll get the four-head kisses from the devs
Is everybody batting a sip
I'm manning. Okay. All right. Oh, yeah, I'm hopping on our shit. Let's take it
Okay, all right. Okay, we go to the middle of the circle middle of the circle
I'm back in. I'm back in.
I just crashed. I just crashed again. I'm not even jumping.
No way. Oh my god. You're down there. Coco.
He's did not see me. He's did not see me.
He's done it again. He's done it again.
Sharper than he let on.
I hope to the ship.
He's still got a little light left in him.
Was that us guys?
They tried, they didn't know we were getting too powerful, boys!
It's there, Gingy's driving the four shifts, she's right there.
Oh, okay, she's connection.
But everybody followed the big ship, everyone, it's not really manned right now, I won't lie, the captain is Octopano.
But he's going in the right direction, he's going in the right direction.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm just gonna start repairing.
We wait here.
Is my ship still moving?
No, I stopped it.
Cocoa stopped it.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Cocoa.
Thank you, good job.
No problem.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Just making peanut that got.
I got disconnected as well,
but I reconnected later than you guys,
so I think I...
Restart!
After the second...
Oh, no.
Bye!
Second distance.
That's who's probably D-Dom,
so that's why this...
Spy! Spy! Spy! Open the deactivation code!
What's going on?
It's a DEDAS!
It has to be.
It feels like a DEDAS.
It's a DEDAS.
It's a DEDAS.
It's like a DEDAS thing, man.
Yeah, yeah, DEDAS.
DEDAS.
A DEDAS thing.
I am no scientist, but this feels like a DEDAS.
It feels, yeah.
A DEDAS.
Alright, I'm back. I'm back. You guys ready?
I'm back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, I'm on the move.
I didn't say my respawn is unavailable, even though my pad is safe.
Yeah, you just gotta undo your baddie and redo it.
Reset it, reset it.
R.C. Jiggy, I don't even know if that's necessary.
I'm pretty sure it still functions correctly,
but I just do it to be safe.
Yeah.
I can't.
Oh, why is there...
Oh, who's all the way back there?
gimmick!
Gimmick!
I'm on... I'm with Jiggy.
Come on over!
Come on over!
We're heading down.
The fleet is on the move.
Okay.
got the engine she have shot that bad boy on up
what did you bring me a multiple repair kits on the shelf I also have multiple
C4's my ship is C4 friendly we have we cook would you have any C4's
any buzz negative I only have to I we might have to go back and get some
worse people voice you literally bumped into me I watched it you you're in the
wrong lane now is there a green box off of our ships I see a green box next to
six but not on any particular ship
that's honestly no they know what there was still guys over one of them picked
it up and dropped it there's a we never found them
yeah right there they picked it up and dropped us all those bastards those
bastards right there that's why we'll get another one we'll get another one he's
He's going to find two more ships.
Oh my God, look at us, look at our fleet, look at our fleet.
Oh, we're so impressed, we're so impressed.
Do the desert we ride, do the desert we ride.
As the sun will rise, as the sun will rise.
Do the desert we ride.
Our buns are shaped, our faces shaped.
Now the women are shaped by underwear.
another woman
we have a show and another woman
we can do anything
another woman, another woman, another woman
I changed my life
I changed my life
I changed my life
I changed my life
I changed my life
That's it. It's all
That's so well taken over
It's a mystery, it's a mystery
It's like
I think there's another line, but there's not.
The extracts haven't even showed up yet. We have this early in the round. Holy pickle. Holy pickle. There's not even any extracts yet.
I still got 64. Big bang for that. I got a little bit of this. I got a little bit of that.
I gotta say we're looking good.
We're looking pretty good.
We're looking pretty good.
I gotta say we're looking pretty good.
Shanti is a little by.
I'm gonna boost us.
We only got one boost, but it will.
Excuse me.
There's actually one boost on down there.
I think we may be missing a ship.
C4? C4? No, no, no, no. C4?
Wait. I see if we got Linnie.
Why is?
Are you guys seeing it for a ship?
I'm on the ship right next to you.
See what?
I'm only seeing it for a ship.
You have to have TV right now.
Oh, there it is. There it is.
I
Will you shut the fuck out down there?
Dude who's got the
He's all this rock. He's all this fucking rock
I
With my anus killing guy, he might try to kill him. Yeah, we gotta go go go go. Where's that candy you had where's that cannon?
Don't go where's the candy you had?
God, we're all gonna fucking die!
We got big boys!
We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
Everybody panic!
Everybody panic!
Do we have one and a 10 change now?
Not this day, brother!
Do we have fucking my ass this shit was gonna explode?
Repair, repair, repair!
I got one!
Don't go through nothing, he's just singing!
No!
No! Go to feather ship!
Oh, thank you!
Grab the needle! Oh, sorry! I got you!
You can't burn me enough! Try that!
Don't worry! Don't worry!
It's a good thing!
A little back shot! Never hurt anyone!
This ship's gonna die! I'm not even joking! This ship's going down!
This ship is going down!
Get her! Just repair the freaking engine! We got this!
Coco, you got the intermice?
Yeah, I got the engine.
I think...
Woo!
That was a close one. Thanks, Coco. Good work.
Thank you, Pete.
Good work, Coco.
Thank you, Pete.
On the road again. On the road again.
On the road again.
On the road again.
Yeah, sure. You don't want those
Repair kits. Oh, we could maybe have looted a little bit perhaps. You know what else is here Peter? That you might need? What?
Oh, this was the steel areas. All those alloy steel. Good thinking, boss. Good thinking.
Coconut, would you like to have this repair kit for me, boss? I'm gonna collect all the little boxes.
I bet. I've been repairing those.
Yeah, I'll do it.
All right, just a small repair thing.
Listen, all we need to really do is
make sure we're ready when the final circle's coming.
All right, just make sure we're ready and prepared.
Ready and prepared.
This is all the preamble.
The preamble?
The preamble to the cramble to the cramble crank crumble.
I see three rebaggads out here.
If anybody would like to rebaggad.
Yes, please.
When you say here is the only ship I don't know how to hear the desert land.
She's coming to the desert.
I'll give you the desert land.
Oh, we look so sick.
Oh my goodness.
We look so cool.
He looked so cool.
Cool.
In the right mind would see us and be behind us.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm going back on the ship.
I'm going back on the ship.
I'm going back on the ship.
I'm going to come on up.
I'm coming up.
Oh, fuck.
Part of the ship.
Part of the crew.
Part of the ship.
Part of the crew.
Part of the ship.
Part of the crew.
the crew part of the ship part of the crew part of the ship part of the crew I'm on board I'm on board
where's the average yet
all the means policy southwest southwest southwest south west got a bunch of a bunch
11 are you the rock the log route with the turning oh I see you I see you
FUNCH TBA MBOYS FUNCH TBA!
YORK STANG!
YAAA!
I am Mrs. Ranz Khabibi!
OOOOOOO!
Oh my gosh!
Sorry, let's do one job.
Can't do one job.
Please, do not threaten me. Please.
I will shoot him. I'll shoot him.
You say the word?
I'll go to the house and I'll feed to an R&B fight.
I never packed in for parents on this.
I'm not on your phone. I'm on the other phone, please.
Wait, you're begging me?
What? You abandoned me!
I asked, are you abandoning me?
You abandoned me!
You abandoned me!
You abandoned me?
He's abandoning my son.
Abandoner? I'm gonna boost him again.
Are you sure they don't know we're coming?
It feels like we're not very...
Don't worry.
They can't see us.
Oh
Don't let him blow up don't know that fine gentlemen
I'm about to ram real is that fine gentlemen there
Who is that?
He's that's fine gentlemen. He looks like he looks like you should relax. I don't want to shoot too
So you was just relaxing a bit for the fortnight depots
Four or five fucking ships come on you like this
I don't think they see us yet, I'm dead serious, they're long dead on this AI, Habibi's about to drown.
They see us, they see us.
Let him have it boys, let him have it!
Big man ship!
Big man ship! No matter the cost!
They got my legs
I hit the red I hit the robot. I hit the robot. Oh, good. Have a chance the robot
Got another leg got another leg
I
I'm not going in!
Yeah!
You got two on me? I got captains.
Wait, where's captain? Where's captain?
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.
Guys, what's running to our ships?
What is running to our ships? I'm not even talking to the guys.
Run to our ships. Be careful. Be careful.
Like to big ship? Uh, the big ship. He's going to the big ship.
Yeah, he's going to. Yeah, I just saw him.
Don't let him catch it boys! I'll let him catch it!
I need one more C4.
Come on big ship. I'll make you a mom big ship.
I don't know which one you're talking to.
I think I need another one. I only got one C4.
I need more C4.
I got C4.
Oh! Get the low beam!
Go on, go on, go on!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I killed that guy.
I'm the captain! I'm the captain!
Pull down the board boys!
Get it, P! Get it!
I'm catching you, wake up Captain!
I'm doing it your way, babe, I'm doing it your way!
I'm doing it my way!
You're not doing it!
Got it!
Get out of here, this is our ship!
This is our ship!
Get out of here, this is our ship!
He just pulled off an ocular job, he tried to look at me real close.
We've got five ships!
We've got one more ship, one more.
One more ship, that's all we need to do.
Who's made this one? Who's made this one?
Who wants this one boys?
I'm available, I'm available.
You go ahead.
Somebody's still here, somebody's still here.
Just talk to me, what the hell?
Hey, your legs are fucked brother.
Couple of you guys' legs are fucked.
Yeah, I need to go 16.
Fill my heart with so long.
Which one is the one I'm taking?
You're taking the new one, you're taking the new one.
Which is which one exactly?
Which one is it?
The one with the captain.
Alright, alright.
It's the one with the hobble windows.
The one that's hissing.
I'm assuming it's the one that's hissing.
Well, this is the toughest thing.
Wait, no, the burnt peanut, your captain.
Oh yeah, you just took it.
Okay, so now...
Wait, you have to retake your captain's bed.
That's a guy on it. I'm gonna take mine.
Who right now is not driving a ship?
Hello?
Hee hee!
I don't think I am.
Uh, I got a ship.
Coco, you're not driving a ship.
Okay, the next ship goes to Coco.
Okay.
Make sure your engines are repaired, boys.
You wouldn't want any mishaps.
You wouldn't want any mishaps to lose a ship by accident.
Woo!
Coco, can you make sure the legs are all good?
Got it, boss.
Thanks, boss. Thanks, boss.
Let me know when you let me know when you
What if we get six years we get six years I don't think anyone's ever done this before oh my god, that's great
That's great. That's great. That's right. He's playing face-to-face. Yeah, is it that's we've done face-to-face things
I've never faked a ship capture. I've never faked a ship capture. I'll tell you that right now. Oh
my goodness
Okay, all right boys, right now we had we had to
Oh
look look oh yes okay hold on and you can't wait wait no wait guys that might be
oh it's the same one that might be the other might be that one yeah that might
be that one yeah I'm catching my cut to the big spots big spots which direction
we headed to be surprised at the middle of the circle that way we go right through
the nearest hang compacted catch oh my god
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
waaaaaahhhhhh
aaaaaahhhhhh
waaaaaahhhhhh
aaaaaaahhhhhh
fuck you, son
i follow you, jee, follow me, boys
look at them
a whole pack of them in the wild
all of them in the wild
baby a little spacey, every little space
Yeah
Please and on through here
My goodness in the natural happen
Oh
I want to see a POV from that person. Do that mean same as one worship. That's all we need to
Person the Guinness Book of World Records
This is one more ship, one more ship.
Mr. Guinness is gonna visit us,
he's gonna put a medal around each one of our necks.
Oh my God.
Who hit me?
Hey, watch where you're driving.
Are the left-footed, are feet fine?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're not gonna get out there.
You're swirpin'.
I'm better fine.
No, no, the left-legged action.
You're swirpin', dude, you're driving too fast.
I think it's gonna sell big.
You're going out of the left lane.
You're going too fast.
Guys, everybody's saying that.
shift we should just absolutely mall. Keep me on a shift that's alone.
Guys remember people think that there's six people per shift and we've all teamed up. I highly doubt
anyone thinks that we have one person per shift. If you see this you're scared shitless.
You should be. I mean I think you should be equally scared if it's five shifts with one person.
I
Either way it's not that last year I saw one of their dudes literally grab one of their own boxes up their ship
I just jump off the ship
Yeah, we are see I think you're right you kind of we got a good attract like he's like about we just did this the four other guys
Your jib was you ain't gonna be the one take you ain't gonna be the one you ain't gonna be the exception
We are too powerful. We are too powerful.
Who can I, you ready for your own shit, Bodge?
I may be a captain.
May I be a captain, Bodge?
I'm being a stayward of a captain. I've earned my stripes.
You've earned your stripes, Captain.
I stayed humble.
What worked hard?
You have to turn this to print.
Oh, I see our next victim right there!
Oh, my God, no way!
It's a Christmas vehicle.
I actually thought for a second we might be the last ones in the lobby. Go go go go go go.
This is it!
It's the bacon boys!
Here we go!
Unmatch the feed!
We're gonna be in the history books.
They're gonna write a whole chapter about us.
There it is.
And it's a small ship, I think.
I can only see a little bit, but I think it might be a small ship.
It might be an easy one.
It might be an easy one.
We all just fuck them.
We all don't have a suit just fuck them.
I think they might have turned
around.
They're on the other side of the road.
Oh, God.
Oh, there's these mines I have running at them.
What are they going to do?
Yeah, dude.
I wish I could see what they're seeing.
Oh, my God.
It's a tiny ship.
It's going to be easy.
It's a debunk.
It's a debunk.
We got us. They're running right at us.
What? They're coming? They might think we're friendly.
They're like, oh, look at those cameras.
We have a friendly.
Everybody's shooting at you, Flare.
Flare, Flare, Flare.
Oh, this robot thinks it's in a ruin.
Oh, my goodness.
Guys, we got robots. We got robots.
We're gonna have to kill them.
They're gonna destroy the ship. We gotta kill them.
They shot a Greek player.
Yeah, I'll let the robot take one of our ships down.
Mimi, do not let the robot take a ship down, boys.
Oh, it's not pulling.
We should like all out of our stuff.
I'm about to ram.
I'm about to ram.
Let's all out of our stuff at the same time.
Can you call it?
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Wait.
What's up, boys?
Hey, where's it going, boys?
Oh, shit.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
We got to go.
What you do?
I'm a church white, I'm a church white, deal with this with them.
I'm on one of my cannons.
We've left the robot down there.
Repair, repair is needed.
Give it to him, give it to him.
Give it to the box, give it to him.
Don't let the AI destroy our ship.
Give it to the box, give it to him.
The AI is fucking the new ship up.
Fuck! Don't let him destroy it! Don't let him destroy it!
Get out of the robots quick!
Get him boys! Get him!
Hugo, you keep doing it. I'm gonna go and take this ship, all right bud?
Yeah.
I'll be right back!
Here, kill him. I got the AI that almost killed him.
I get the last ship, get all of me and one of you are fucked up.
Move in. Which one's the ship? Is it this one right here?
It's this one right here. I just-
One of you are running out.
I'm just gonna tell you about it.
I'm planting bombs on it. I'm on right there.
Oh, this is our ship! This is our ship!
Hey, what's that ship?
I don't know! I don't see it anymore.
I'm on it! I'm on it! I'm on it! I'm on it!
Look for me! Look for me!
Oh, it's over there! To him! That was minus, minus!
This is the left!
I say I say oh
Repair
Oh
Oh my god
Why would he be
We're gonna get more AI!
I'm gonna be in class!
I'm coming up here!
Oh my god more robots are spawning!
Get the hell out of the area!
Get the hell out of this area boys!
We're all gonna die!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, I need you on the ship!
I need you on the ship!
We're coming, we're coming!
Boys, more robots are spawning!
How many more I can kill?
I need you on the ship!
I need you on the ship!
How many more I can kill?
I'm gonna land.
We got to do.
We got to do.
Oh, shit.
Get them boys.
Get all those Glankers.
Guys, I don't know how many.
Dude, I broke that handle here.
Are you a unit of C4?
I've got to go forward to my deputy force!
I'm on board and I'll puke all the fucking doors!
I've got to jump off first hand.
Jump off, we've got AI everywhere.
I'm back on the back, I'm back on the jet, jet, jet, jet, jet, jet.
I got it.
Damn it, you're a boy!
Yeah! I feel so alive!
I see one of the guns I think, I don't know.
Kill the robot! Kill the robot!
There are almost two more left. Is everyone here?
What left? What left? What left?
There are fucking shots left, you guys.
I'm coming, I'm coming, and here we are, coming!
My boy! I'm here, guys! I'm here!
Okay, okay
Oh
Trampling on top of each other
The guys with a big ship though, but it's I still see it. It's close
Everybody grab a ship. Oh, I see I see I see I see I can't repair the feet. You might need to move
I think I can't repair anybody's feet here. I don't know why why oh
Oh my god they got loot on here too.
Mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm.
Alright I'm gonna tell you.
Oh my goodness.
Oh the engine's off?
Six years baby.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know what's going on but I cannot repair anything.
Boys boys boys we should line them up and take like an album cover photo.
Oh we got it.
We have to line them up.
Big one in the middle, big one in the middle.
Oh my goodness.
Oh boys boys line them up for an album cover.
Oh wait are you gonna leave big one right there?
We'll come over to you.
Yeah come over to me.
Line them up.
Two on each side.
Two.
Two on one side, three on the other.
Oh, no, two, perfect.
Two, two, three on one side, two on the other side.
Two on three on two.
Two, no, two, so two, two, two, then three, six.
Big one in the middle, and then two, two on the left.
Two people on each side of him,
three people on each side of him.
One, no, one guy in the middle,
one big guy in the middle, big guy in the middle,
One guy on the left, three guys on the right.
No, no, no.
I thought we didn't like one guy.
Hey, hold on, wait a second.
One guy is always getting me in the chat.
I will agree with that.
Hey, Chief, who is on this ship right here?
I am.
Light up next one!
How's the purge?
Oh, good thing.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm down and over here.
It's not you coming at me.
There's no one else right here.
Who's on this ship right here?
Oh, let it let it let it let it let it let it light up next to me like I like like oh the other side
Like okay. Yes like on the sides on the sides
Two legs on this shoe on one side
You're all I'll take the picture click it'll be a mental picture
Can you stop it Coco?
I'm gonna put some lights so we can move.
You just go on the sides, we're all facing that way.
Okay, okay.
To the, let me see here.
To the west.
We're all facing to the west.
Face the west, okay?
Face the west.
We're in achievement.
We're gonna have to do this quickly though,
because the circle is about to close,
and we have to extract six ships in ten minutes.
I admit this, yeah.
I admit this.
I see you might not have time for this.
We might not have time for this.
We just pumped one ship, we put everything on one ship, and at least get that one out.
We can extract all states, we'll be fine.
We're getting all these out of here.
Let's hurry up and get this picture, that way we can get to the extract.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Somebody's still over there, we're all captured.
Somebody's still over there.
Who's over there?
Who is that?
I don't know.
Who's on that ship over there?
Guys, there's a ship, there's a loan over there.
on this I'm gonna go grab it I'm gonna grab it anyone on a ship with another
person yeah yeah I am I am why you don't want to come there I'm over there
and I'm person with every fucking fiber of my goddamn body
I'm gonna turn the wrong way together you turn the wrong way can't am I the
right way am I the right way no you guys are the turn 180 turn 180 I can't
I got your feet. I got your feet.
Everyone is facing the wrong way.
Goofy, a goofy photo.
Are you being unfair?
Except for 11.
Coco was facing.
Coco is now leaving the photo
to go somewhere else.
No, I'm coming.
All right, okay, all right.
All right, okay.
Perfect, perfect.
Oh, that's nice.
That's all.
I give me when you get whatever you guys ready every guys. We got about nine and thirty seconds till we all die
I mean, can you see me? Yeah, oh, no you didn't have to
Get to move a little bit towards it you get to move a little bit towards it. Yep. There you go
There you go. Look good good good cocoa looking very good. Oh look at him. Go. Are you so brave and stunning?
He's so very stunning
God hi
Hey.
Coco.
Coco? Coco?
Coco.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Coco, what are we doing?
What, what are we doing?
We have nine minutes to extract six ships.
It takes two minutes per ship, which means we need 12 minutes out of the nine minutes
we have, and that was if we were already there.
Alright, Coco.
Bring your head a little closer.
Keep coming.
Keep coming.
Up.
Looking good.
You looking good.
All right, off screen to big shit, with the big shit.
That's good enough.
Everybody smile.
Everyone say, cheese.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
Oh, what a beautiful sight.
All right, on to the extract.
We're all going to die.
Let's go.
We're literally all going to die.
Well, whoever's ready to go, go start going to the next
We're gonna die we're all gonna die. All right, I think I don't know much what we have on all these other ones
But my mind's kind of
Actually no purpose
For the comforts are in first years and man for themselves
Dude, we stack it on one ship and at least send one for sure
Honestly, we go quick. We might go to make it
Mr. T
Okay, please open a Spanish channel where you have your videos translated.
I think it would be great.
P.S. let Coco sing.
Of course, of course.
I don't know Spanish.
I don't know how to speak Spanish.
I'll look into that.
I don't know how that would be possible.
I'm still here screwed up.
That's ridiculous.
It's just an idea.
We're all gonna die.
We're all gonna die.
We're all gonna die.
Hey, Coconut, how you doing?
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
We're all gonna die.
We're all gonna die.
Oh, excuse me.
You gotta run beside me, Coconut.
You know that you got quite the roughness you've got quite the roughness
Guys we have now six and a half minutes to expect sick kids. No, no, we don't wait six half minutes till the circle
Oh, you're right
Oh, we can't do this 15
Oh my god, there's no way there's more clinkers. Oh my god. Oh my more robots and more clinkers. Oh my god. Oh
my god
We're dead. Oh my goodness. We're gonna be fine. Oh good happens. Oh kill me now
Oh, Coco, by the way, I'm just gonna let you know let's go. Go. I'm pretty sure you've had you sidestep on this entire time
I
Okay, the things aren't going super great for me over here.
What the hell?
Uh-oh, I can't shoot him.
All right?
Two flankers down.
One last one, I got the last one.
One more bullets!
Lock it in!
One more bullets!
Lock it in!
Guys, we gotta get out of here.
I can't shoot nothing.
I don't even know what I'm doing right now.
am I am I am I working it am I working it clean I don't know but there's still
playing good I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I think there's
another place oh my god there is oh my god I'm gonna be kidding
I don't have any ammo for that.
That might be Genji. That might be Genji.
Help! Help!
I'm in the city right now.
Yeah, that's what you were talking about, I think.
Yeah, I'm in the city.
Did you go ahead and chuck all the extra?
We gotta get out of here, boy.
We gotta get out of here.
Give me the chip.
Oh, excuse me. Oh, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me, are the, are the, are the, are the claked this day?
Cause literally something's claked in the head.
One left, one left.
Oh, excuse me.
Aw, just coming on through, don't mind me, just coming on through.
I don't think I can, I think I'm out of ammo.
I think it's an out of ammo situation.
A certified out of ammo situation?
It's a certified out of ammo situation.
I think, I think you'd better stay up there and just keep hitting that thing over and over again, okay?
I can do it if you don't watch it, I can do it if you don't watch it, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I have no ammo.
Shit, I jumped off my ship! It's unmanned!
Follow me, guys, follow me boys.
We gotta get extracted here boys, we gotta get extracted.
We gotta start extracting now, just share the bomb on it, on it, on it.
Someone please help, I'm gonna die.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
There we go, die, genies.
Oh.
Oh, they got him.
I don't know what to do.
Go ahead.
Woo!
You got about 37 little gentlemen down here.
I will say the black parts of this town are going to be revealed if you want a little extra.
A little extra.
Somebody keep expanding the extract and everybody else might as well.
Don't worry about the extract.
Don't worry about the exit, I'm going to keep spamming it boys.
Make sure you're in the zone.
What the hell's going on here?
Make sure you're in the zone.
I'll keep spamming it. You guys lose to your heart's desire.
Your heart's content.
As long as it says ship arriving, am I in the area?
Yeah, you're in the area. Yeah, the ships at the top you guys.
No, no, no, you have to see the icon on the...
Well, I guess the icon he's talking about is your ship arriving.
No, no, no, the progress bar doesn't mean you're in.
Are you sure you have to see if you look at the extract you'll see the little the little I I call the eyeball
Just send me on in there. There's enough space for everyone. I think
Genji might have to pull up a little
Yeah, maybe a little pull up and then it's a traffic jam. It's just it's just a regular traffic jam
I've seen this many a times many a times
Do we know it ship is going first?
I think it's actually mine because I see we smoke on my
Yeah, whoever has the green smoke, let me just keep pressing that puppy
There's a lot more loot to be had though because I see a planet right under me. See what you hit that
Johnny's
You should be next.
You gotta hear it.
Gotcha.
Look at him take the big ship.
It's so big.
Oh my gosh.
There she goes.
It's a nightmare.
There goes the bride.
Small fat and wide.
There goes the bride.
There goes the bride small fat and wide
Pack it in boys pack it in
The physics of this are impossible
I just blew up this thing. There's some
Actually, I think I can put this on my person and look for the black tarp settle
But give me this one right next to your ship towards me. Yeah, I already looted one black tarp. I'm going for another one
Oh, so fantastic
That's so great to hear
We have any loot like at all
Actually, yeah, I think so. I think I got a little bit doesn't feel like it because it's split between six ships
I see some boxes on gimmick ship
I've been looting, so I'm putting some on my ship too.
I called the second evacuation, we've got 11 minutes exactly.
Oh, I think we're going to be good as long as we just keep on.
I think we might make this one.
I think we got this.
I think we're going to make it.
Yeah, it's a minute 20.
Well, I think it's ship arriving a minute 20, then it has to go through the calibration
and then the leaving pod.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the total what's the total about any it's 120 for ship arriving 20 seconds for calibration and then one more minute for leaving so
two minutes three seconds
That feels that feels right feels right at five ships. Oh, we're fucked
I think we're just keep going all right all right
Okay, keep going on it much on it much. I don't think we want to make it
Then ask me if the weakest with a lot of loot. Do we know which one's a forest?
I don't know honestly what we price do is just look for the shit for the green flares and move the loot down as we see
Let's let's get as many ships out and then once we're it down to the wire
We'll pop it again see which one gets the green smoke and start transferring
I'm gonna shove some of the stuff in the back of the ship
We're always gonna start the ship so if we can start the sick ship before we die
We got it. I just don't know if we'll be able to let me let me let me calculate what let's see what happens at the ship
Yeah, we'll be fine. I
I can't see the numbers
You can't see the numbers?
We're gonna die
Well, we're not gonna die, but somebody's gonna die.
I'm gonna die up here waiting for these ships to leave.
We only have two minutes and 20 seconds to ship.
We have nine minutes left.
At the end of this, it'll be eight minutes and 10 seconds.
We have four more ships after that.
Yeah, guys, we're gonna be like a minute late.
We aren't getting the last ship.
Oh, they're taking my ship.
Oh, they're taking mine.
All right.
Right, guys, are you the members right?
This one is all right.
My ship had like, my shells were pretty full, I think I only had one extra slot, so...
Your ship looks pretty full, Miss Chigetic. You did good. You did good.
Oh yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm going to move my ship forward just in case if we need to put loot on another ship.
Yeah, wait, wait, hold on, what are you saying? Are we doing this wrong? Wait, let me think
about this for a second.
It's 60, so... wait. Hold on, let me...
Hold on. Let me calculate. Let me do this one's done. Let me do this one's done and then we should be able to calculate it out.
Okay. Hold on. Let me calculate it out here. Let me calculate it out here.
Are you calculating?
Sir, we need you to calculate it. Hold on.
Sir, we need your calculations at once.
I'm calling, I'm calling, wait a second, hold on, wait a second.
Okay, all right, so we have eight minutes left, it's one of the, okay, so it's...
It's a Genji ship.
I think it's actually three minutes per ship.
We might even lose two ships.
Oh no, no, we gotta get at least five.
We got...
It's impossible.
It's impossible to lose two ships.
There's one thing I've learned.
No, no, no, no, wait, no, at three minutes per ship, we should be able to take three more ships.
We'll only lose one ship.
We're gonna lose one.
We're gonna lose one.
Nine minutes is nine minutes
and what do we have right now?
Well, no, there's just,
you only have to start the ship.
So we have seven.
Then we need to.
We're gonna lose one ship, gentlemen, one ship.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I think, I think.
It's two minutes and 20 seconds of ship.
I don't think so,
because it just said one and a half minutes right there.
And then it's gonna say 20 seconds.
And then it's gonna say a minute
and then it's gonna take 10 seconds more,
which is, no, that's three minutes.
So after this ship,
We need to grab all the ship from the other ship to put on the ship with the green ship. Yes, coming out of the top
Yes, so one ship will be left behind
We'll have to leave one ship behind
Well, mine mine's the furthest one and there's nothing on it
Plus it's like five seconds just starting so wait, which is fine. Maybe drive yours out of the zone
So it's fine. Yeah, I will I'll do that now
See the last ship into the abyss on autopilot. Oh, you got stuff on it, dude
It's been a while. Gun? I'm gonna take this gun.
So he said that was a minute and a half. Right there was a minute and a half.
Now even extra 20 seconds? Yeah, it's, it's, it's three minutes.
I'm pretty sure it goes faster too if the person who owns the ship leaves.
I could be wrong.
Well, actually now that all of us are...
Oh, well, actually wait for all of us here.
You can leave early on the last ship.
I mean, I'm getting with this sometimes by the extra leaving early mechanic.
I don't know, that sounds...
Just a little too good to be true. That sounds a little why don't you stay back and test that you guys are capturing
Die
I have to die I'm pretty sure hey, will you remember me? Will you remember me?
At least a week just give me a week of remembrance
You're not even in the zone
if you do have a chance of sending your ship out we're just not gonna be able to
I got no more animal Coco he's trying to make sure that the other ships go first
oh god we're right on the air we'll be hot back on that ship just in case we're
wrong with these calculations I don't think we are all right yeah I'm gonna
I'm gonna respond there anyway.
It's Podge.
How it'll remember you.
Will you remember me?
A button drop nose in my sweet circles game.
I'm on the ship, ready to go.
I've got more than enough time.
You know it's crazy, I think this is the first time I've ever extracted with peanut in this game.
This is how it is.
Yeah
Put as much on the one with the
100% getting taken
I got more shit. I think we kind of looted it all though
There have be be you're gonna die. Did we get all the loot from this one?
We should honestly let's let's transfer it. Let's go. Yeah, let's go to this ship and just transfer
Oh much as we can for a minute
oh wait this is my ship oh my god guys yeah bring us close oh my god we can
not lose that shit we cannot lose that ship all right get it get on the green
ship we don't know it's fine we'll be able to exit with that ship
stop us stop us stop us leave it right there's no need to transfer guys there's
There's no need to transfer, we can take both of those gems.
Well, but, but, but, hear me out.
Yes.
Anyway, listen, we don't have enough time if I take the shot at peanut.
Okay, don't do that.
That would be a stupid idea.
That would be a really, really stupid idea.
That would be a dumb idea.
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, you just took down all my health.
I'm one shot. Do not kill me. Are you an idiot? Are you stupid?
It was a great shot. It was a hell of a shot.
We should have seen that shot.
What happened if that didn't kill me?
What would we do if that didn't just kill me right there?
I would laugh and cook the whole damn night.
I'd cook the whole goddamn day.
I'd cook that a sun went down and the sun came back up.
Honestly, get off the ship.
Are you willing?
Are you willing to dive?
MUNK NOW IS NOT THE TIME!
I told you!
If you want to die, not like this!
Not like this!
Only a three!
Not like a-
Not like a fucking man.
Come here, fist-fight.
I've worked up the way you can do it!
You're mine!
I've run enough, but I-
I've-
I've got-
I've got-
I've got-
I've got-
I've got-
I've got a-
A beanie.
A beanie.
A beanie.
I'll let you have shots, go go.
Abbe, are you willing to die for this, chief?
Listen, I would stay here with this lesson.
Okay.
Listen, I know it makes no logical sense, and there's literally no chance it works.
But we're going to stay here and see if we can ship out, okay?
We...
I would stay here with this lesson.
There's literally no chance it works.
Wait.
Two minutes.
Oh, the ship will get out.
Yeah, when we all extract...
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
yeah when we all extract I need I need to I need to go to the item we might all
die because we might all die
go to see how much more story of the state of the green smoke was you'll be
fine to be fine okay all right all right all right okay it's the right ship it's
the right ship I have to be a baby bring my ship and bring your ship and we're
We're gonna die for this.
We're gonna die for this.
I'm dying.
We're gonna die for this!
He's like the violinist.
I can't.
Live by the goop, die by the goop.
Part of the ship, part of the goop.
Part of the ship, part of the goop.
Part of the ship, part of the goop.
Bring it over.
Bring this, uh, we're in this!
He's up there.
I mean, honestly, you can leave.
I've got this.
You can leave, if you need it.
No.
Transfer every...
No.
close enough I will die for this nothing nothing on it oh I will die for this
you know live by the goop die by the goop I've got my hair wood ready oh my
that ship is dying oh you're gonna pay the incident I'm gonna pay the engine
maybe we're paying your engine oh shit oh they're shooting it they're sure they're
not shooting it's it's it's part of the storm
Oh, it's my lunch.
Oh, it's my lunch.
It's my lunch.
Does anybody see the ropes?
Because I would love to get out of here right now.
That'd be so great.
Guys, I'm currently dying.
I'm currently dying.
There they are.
There they are.
Go, go, go.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, shit.
I got out two phones.
So much stolen box.
So much stolen box.
Who stole a bug?
It was a 100% gimmick.
He said, are we so?
And all of that, your first instinct
is to steal from the D. Who was that?
Who was the trainer?
It was not me.
It was not me.
I'm not going to say who, but I saw boxes somewhere.
Guys, I'm not doing this.
Jimmy, do you understand the gents of us dying right there
and you losing that bug?
You wasn't me!
Wait, where's Coco?
Coco, where you at?
I literally...
I picked that up and went to the town!
I thought Coco died!
I thought...
It was Gen G!
Gen G stoned the G!
It's the least expected!
See, I literally just looted the town and took the fuck down!
I thought everybody was gonna die!
I thought we were gonna have a good time!
And then I'm the only one that died!
Crazy!
What a massive W!
massive huge oh my god i cannot wait to see this money i cannot wait to see this money
oh connection failed i don't know i don't know just press space press space
this is impossible this are we sure this is 5000 mechanical parts though wait
Did we only get out with our own tramplers loot what?
Maybe no no no no no cuz look at the gun how many how many reds do you guys like there's literally like 20 guns in this I
Got nothing
Shit you died
Why is your name DK a I don't know I'm not sure we're gonna divide all our stuff
Gigi got six Gigi Gigi literally stole. Oh my god guys I literally took a box
that I looted from the town. I didn't take anything from the the chef whatsoever.
I even put stuff on the chef.
above rusty the zits game hate me it's just game races against me that's who
got it I swear to God if it's in the city
what what do you mean I found this cannon
What?
Make it look like it's new or something.
Ah!
Oopsie.
We do.
One big boat now, P.
Yeah, we can do a big boat.
Not a big boat.
That was still a big win.
Seriously speaking.
There's not nobody has got
financial support.
Listen, listen, listen.
I have a theory.
Can I tell you my theory?
Is it against peanuts?
Can I tell you my theory really quickly?
Yeah, yeah.
We were able to capture six ships.
I mean, the people in that game have got to be dumb as rocks.
I mean, guys, imagine, you're gonna,
but I think that translates directly.
I think it's a direct ratio.
Think about it, like if somebody captured our ship,
they would get tons and tons of loot
on a regular round, like literally so much loot.
they'd have cannons beyond their wildest dreams, they'd have boxes and boxes full of loot.
So I think, fortunately, we were able to take six ships, but because they're stupid, they
also had nothing on those ships.
You mean?
You think maybe because of the, not MMR, but the gear score, maybe it put us in with
the donkeys?
Because we went in with nothing but C4.
So it put us in on the donkey.
What if we, wait, hold on, they actually said they would never release the gear-based matchmaking criteria,
but what if we guess at it and bring in, like, three blue turrets, and then we do the same thing, and everyone has to be good friends?
Well, really, gear-based matchmaking doesn't exist yet. They haven't put it in yet.
Okay, so we just randomly got into the donkey petting part of the zoo?
We randomly got into the donkey-petting part of the ship.
That is great.
I'm actually genuinely shocked that even just this cost of the ships alone wouldn't give us more than 5K each.
Let alone the loot!
We just worked two hours for a day.
We just did that.
Guys, I'm telling you, the people we were going up against were literal.
I mean, they've got to be just morons, they're milk brains.
I like to think that they were absolutely, they're geniuses, but we were just so much
better.
But like we're just incredibly amazing and they're just, no, no, I think, I think so.
You think that's right?
You think that's right?
I think they're geniuses, but we're just that much better.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
wait penis not even in the group and why not you guys kick me am I not cool
I'm so coconut did you change your name to GK a
oh hey hold on hey baby wait I'm see you guys all new in bike zones leave your
friends and family and join me immediately immediately gentlemen but
we're okay this is okay for the final rate of the night we're gonna build a
Vangership with the new ram if you just unlock at last I didn't get the alloy steel cuz
No, I didn't take any of the alloy steel. I'm literally son in your list
This is okay, I got it up
No, it was it the list before that one I got it up. It doesn't matter. I got it up. Okay, I'm
I'm just joking, I'm just joking.
Let me see, let me see.
But you know what, you know what a dude sure doesn't take too long, I'm gonna use that other ship we used the other day.
Um, uh, what is it called? What is it called?
Maria's, Maria's Wings.
Maria's Wings, I believe that's the exact name of it, the exact name.
It's the one with the devil armor in the front.
Oh, there it is.
That's ratting me out, what the fuck?
Oh god wait a minute dude. There's no way someone caught what I did
Hey, wait wait you didn't tell me more than just you
The old on wait a second
Guys what are you? Oh what?
Genji refused bad loot to get good loot. Oh
My god
Oh my god. Oh my god.
We've definitely been playing with designers.
Oh my god.
Stickin' in.
God, she have doubled the money we got.
I just want to eat my mouth a little bit.
I just...
Oh my goodness.
I cannot believe that.
I'm at a loss for words.
I'm at a loss for words.
I'm at a loss.
Lost for way now, but listen
Yeah, hypothetically speaking though, Genji if I do refuse a few items the crappy items I could get the better items
Yeah, I put hypothetically speaking
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. I think these rams might be like two LP where they have to nerf these
What does the RAM do I mean the RAM well you get random obviously, but they have
8,000 HP each and I can just put three on the front no problem and they don't even take repair against repair
Oh shit, it doesn't do they do damage too. They do damage, but but that doesn't matter
Have you ever built a ship, Mr. Lemon?
Watch Hutch do it once. 8,000 HP is
Incredibly too much or this sheep of something especially something that can only that can be repaired without it without a repair kit
And if you could put three of them, you could put you can put them all around I'm basically just put them all around
This this is gonna be nerve. This is gonna be nerve. I'm sad
This is this is gonna be nerve. Yeah, this is this is it. I mean, this is this is literally cheating
This is just cheating. They don't even need both connected. I have one right here that only has one connection
Yeah, this is gonna get there. This is too powerful
There's no way that sauce calling me greedy when they literally are watching peanut
Which is the most great
You know he is
Talking about
I'm not quite sure
Are you defaming me? Are you defense? You will be talking with my lawyers very soon
You'll be talking with my lawyers very soon
Oh good happens fight on the sands
He can't fight, he has no arms.
Also, also no loot.
Is this a real run?
Yeah, we're doing a real run.
Oh shoot, yeah, okay, wait.
I don't need to bring C4 and shit.
I mean, I probably still should.
I'm rubbing too, just in case.
I feel like sometimes the C4 is actually easier than exploding their ship.
Again, I feel like that's true, but also are we in the donkey?
Are we in the donkey display at the local zoo or is this a real representation of a
mess?
That's sort of like an old donkey or a sick donkey.
A sick donkey?
Dude, what are we missing?
I don't know.
Coconut changes.
Coconut changes.
Coconut's gone incognito.
I don't see peanut again.
He's here.
I'm right here, guys.
I'm right here.
Don't see lemon.
No need to fear.
I'm right here.
No need to fear, gentlemen.
I'm right here.
I'm right here. No need to be a gentleman. I'm right here. I see you. Hey, I'm duck up. Wait, there's a new code
Do you know what? I might have to I don't know how to reduce weight enough to get in there
I I'm kind of kind of stumped. I might have to replace these armored ones for non-armored ones. I'm gonna bring
I'm gonna bring a worn 40 and a worn 80 each you 100 weight versus
1500 yeah, I mean
What's the plan?
You're doing one big boat. I just
I see like no, I already had to delete the word beds. It's to the figures
I heard last night. Oh, yeah, I will bring work pinches or are no good
I'm gonna try to figure out how to bring it. I'm gonna try I promise you that cook I'm gonna try to figure out and bring it
But I don't think I can
If you can't you can't it's too. This is simply just too much weight
Just like you. All right fucking defuck the workbench. It's all this one is glitz right here to where I literally can't grab it perfect
I need to leave this one singular block and it will not let me grab it
Fuck the workbench. Fuck the workbench. I fuck it. I
Cannot I can't grab this one
Block right here. Okay
Alrighty, I don't know what to do. Oh six legs has higher weight cap. Let me try that
Well, the six wait. Oh, no, that won't work either because the six way is not
two in the back
Have I bring the experimentals
Uh, I should be kid. Yeah, yeah, I just gotta get this fucking I'm bringing a 40 no experimental and then I'm bringing the 80 pristine
Also 7788 I can't get the streams peak and you wish my friend Andrew a happy birthday
Mr. Nutt
Happy birthday Andrew!
Oh my god!
Oh my goodness!
That's annoying.
That is annoying.
I'll have to find some other way to reduce the weight.
We think, let me think.
Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. Let me think. Um.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You pay. Oh, you're going on a different level. Am I helping you have it?
I don't think so.
I don't, I don't think that's going to work.
Uh, as I'm just having trouble with this. Oh my God. Sorry. Give me one quick second.
I'm just having trouble I'm just having trouble right now all good heavens
I'm just having I'm having trouble
I'm having a little tad bit of trouble
Oh, we are so fucked. Oh my god, honestly, we might have to make some of these cannons not armored
Is that you? Yeah, so?
Fine
So 2600 over I'm really trying to save your craft and been see I'm really trying to save it
Oh, you're trying to get the one beer you know don't do the workbench fuck it don't do it
I'll do it
It's gonna look a little raw down here. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's gonna look a little raunchy
He seems gonna look a little rosy
800 more weight if I could just take that one room
You see that one room out of here. We'd be perfect. Oh
Well, let me grab it
You see oh
Sorry, I thought lim was talking in this guy. I just got back. He's tiny about talking about tiny little men
Oh
Disrescribe. Oh, there we go. That way that's fine. All right, we only have two armored turrets. So we only have two so the best ones
To use
Guys, so the six leg is different. I don't have the six leg with the two in the back
so if you
The hell is going on
Yeah, go on
What the...
What the... No, go on.
What are you talking about?
What?
What is going on around here?
Huh?
Huh? Go on.
Oh, alright, alright. I have the ship ready to go.
We're about the legs again?
I got a six legs.
There's no... I don't have a six legs with a two in the back.
I have a six legs ship. It's just not with a two in the back.
okay all right everyone can fuck themselves immediately mandatory fucking of
yourselves right now mandatory the captain is ordered mandatory fucking
yourself listen if I'm gonna go fuck myself at least I got a six-leg
all right you think you're funny don't you think you're a funny guy
I think he's pretty funny
okay
you're not doing well you're funny too
thank you boss thank you boss
funny looking
okay
oh
you're very good
that sounds like you feel very good at all
whoa
that one got me
that just doesn't make me feel very good at all
holy
why does little pee look like that huh
it's
whoa
what the hell is that
What is that supposed to mean?
You did not take good care of him, he is fucked up.
He just needs time.
Those aren't arms and legs on him, those are fucking tumors.
I'm recording you for child abuse.
He just needs a little time to fix it.
It's just water weight. It's just water weight.
As if he loses, I am so fucking poor.
Actually, no, I found some silver, but honestly, I should know, I'll be fine, but like, let's not lose this.
Let's not lose, we're not losing.
This is worth, this is a...
8000, no, about 9000 silver ship right here, boys.
I've only got 9000 left.
This is a 9000 silver ship.
That's about how much I have.
Well, damn, you guys are poor.
Hmm.
Well, give or take.
Well, because we don't steal!
about 9000 left give it take 47,000 okay good good good all right let's let us be
Joyce let us be Joyce guys can you guys bring
Coco can you bring an experimental 80 and experimental 40 I got it 40 I don't
have experimental 80 I'm a pristine I'm a pristine 80 I do indeed we got that
And then, Habibi, can you bring a pristine, um, pristine 80, and a-
I don't got that.
Okay.
Perfect.
Can you bring an experimental-
I'll bring a pristine 80.
Okay.
I don't have a pristine, but I'll bring an experimental.
Okay.
So, okay.
I can bring whatever we need to bring, but this is not a joke.
Lemon, just accidentally called 911 and didn't realize it.
It was the emergency while I hold conversation.
You just called 911 by accident?
like a couple minutes ago how does that even happen
how does that even out six legs
do you feel safe right now? it's gonna give me a hard time
not a joke I'll blink if I'm in danger
listening to our conversation uh anyway what do you need me to break?
I have no idea anymore I have no idea anymore
and a 180 okay alright okay
I'll be with you bring up first. Oh my god
Everyone just bring anything honestly, it's too late the night. It's too late. I'll bring this fucking dick. Okay. Let's go
Let's get fucking weird. I'm being a green 80 with three stacks of ammo. Let's just fucking tweak out
Okay, okay. We give it you bring the frogs. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
I
Listen, all right coconut brings coconut brings experimental 80. No, it's no 40. I don't have an 80
That brings experimental 40 Jim's he brings experimental 80 and a pristine 80 and
Then I'm already lost. I have no idea. I
Am doing it. You know you're gonna hide this
bring a
40 no, did you have a pristine 40?
No, I got a pristine. I got a pristine. What do you mean? I got pristine everything. Okay. All right. Okay. All right, Coco.
I'm gonna let you listen up. Coco, bring a pristine 40. Experimental 40.
James, you bring an experimental 80 and a pristine 80. All right?
Mm-hmm. Habibi, you bring an experimental 80. All right. And then
give it you bring a 180 and
lemon you bring a 140. All right. I
I don't even know if I do this lines up and then just bring three stacks of ammo for each turn that you pick
I have no idea if there's you in lines up. I'm not gonna lie to you boys
You keep saying experimental he's throwing the word out experimental like every stack
I don't know if this is gonna work. Blue 80 ammo, but that goes into the pristine. Don't put that into the
Okay, that's a good idea
kill me immediately waste no time waste no time kill me immediately hey we
poison free adult that's actually really good idea okay all right I'm bringing
three stacks of 40 two stacks of 80 I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring a dome as
Well, I'm gonna bring it down as well. I'm gonna bring some C for 9c for it. I'm gonna bring two repair kids to repair kids
Some beans
Oh good thinking. All right. Okay. All right. We ride we ride
We need energy rods
Anybody a repair kids all we got to look at
Okay, I
Ready to look for a good. All right
guys I have a weird feeling this is going to go non-show
there's so much ammo on this shit
you ever just put stuff on here and you just go to the next gate
go go go go why why are you bringing crappy material if we don't have a
cramp
someone told me that there's workbenchers
someone told me there's workbenchers at forts
there is there is workbenchers at points
yeah so i was gonna like
guys can you remember if i put two extra engines on this ship i can't remember
I'm looking up there to you know
Just one way just one will do that's fine just one will do
That's that's fine. That'll do all right. All right. How fun it was every ready up. Oh
Mr. Mike
Good man good man good man
Until cannon in my possession
My can be slick but piece of the white
Whatever, whatever, um, peanut whatever you texted the devs about what if there's some kind of neperious
Loot dispersion going on, you know just uh
Ask him about me too
I'll ask him, I'll say me I have this friend
ever even touched it's like the heisman trophy I haven't even touched an
experimental cannon ever okay all right okay we have a dome I have one of those
yield things should I go back and bring that because I'm not gonna lie your body
is running off of these small birthday cake wafers birthday cake wave so I'm
I'm gonna be just fucking chilling.
This is gonna be a mental rage for me.
I'm chilling for the rest of my life.
This is gonna be a mental rage for me.
Tell me more.
It's been a hell of a day for me too.
I've been back and forth to the hospital twice
in the middle of streaming.
So I've been drinking a little extra tonight.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
You gotta be careful out there.
Ah, I'm just gonna be careful.
Gotta be careful out there.
Gotta be careful.
I wanna hear more about these birthday wafers.
Cause I think there is G-Base match making already.
I just don't see the possibilities.
It has to be.
It has to be guys, all the crazy guys we run into, we do this.
Oh, let's ride.
I
Mr.
Good
Thank you, my boy
I
Mr. D's what good bad good up bad
You see Saturday, I think so 90% sense 90%
Boys I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm a shipper
Something is off a tank now a little exhausted right now. I'm not gonna lie to you. Wait. Oh boy. So my baby
You got a good recipe for a good thinking, good thinking, spicy bean sprouts.
Spicy bean sprouts?
No, I actually hate spicy bean sprouts.
It's a little bit of a snack.
Spicy bean sprouts.
Bean sprouts?
Bean sprouts.
What is it?
They're talking about spicy bean sprouts.
Spicy bean sprouts.
being bought by see a meatball all right spicy beans but where the fuck is the
storage on the ship and I can fucking really go for five guys I would do
anything for a five guys burger I see a meatball I like the ship I see a meatball
I see a meatball but what do you mean get see a meatball she's in one spicy a
meatball is it's spicy spicy a meatball spicy a meatball
you know i think we're missing one experimental
so we're putting in another room i can't 40 i'm already over here
uh um no i think we sound three so me i got one on me
oh yeah go ahead replace the green 80 up top on the front of the ship with yours and then put
put the gdm on the left side yeah
where's all the ammo for it
all the ammo's are the storage
amazing you know imagine having
put officially all the ammo
in the guns
I'm gonna fuck you
I'm gonna get my hands on that ass
I mean oh my god
this is the ass you cannot handle
oh my god your hole is gonna be looking
like a dog in a back yard
just went for a fall right under the
Let me die, let me die, it's disgusting, I can't help it.
You are nasty, I can't believe, oh my goodness.
We need one more green 40 up in the front.
Oh, get ready boys, play good game.
Wait, who took the ammo box?
We need a 40 ammo up top.
top I'm glad to go all the way to ammo everywhere yep I'm on it don't you worry
much I am on the case oh I can't climb up the stairs I'm on the case there's
ammo start shooting boys start shooting all right not just boys
I mean, I feel that I'm going to get some ammo over here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little bit of ammo for you, can't you?
A little bit of ammo?
A little bit of ammo for you, can't you?
I don't know who bought 12 purple 40-lil' meat
ammo, but I want to thank that person.
That was me.
That was me.
That's my best stuff.
No, he was passed down by my grandfather.
Does anybody know where the other ammo box went that I just
had right here?
That's right here.
I got it.
What do you want?
Well, not that one.
There's another one.
Someone came by and swooped it on.
There's an AI behind us to the left.
Somebody swooped up an Apple Tox. I think he might have dumped it.
Okay, alright. Guys...
I'll be there in a-
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm here, D-Sent.
P.N.A, you're the greatest streamer there ever was.
I
Really needed that boost right now
I could have used a boost right about now. I could have used a boost right about now
Oh
No, I don't think so. Oh my god, look how easy
This is a way to this is
You know that feeling I have to get in the red I think it may be coming
I
Moved away from your head because of that and it still killed you
Well
Everything's fine guys. I'm gonna fucker us up right on this cathedral
That's so great
They're gonna look back on this raid and say everything was done perfectly.
That is so great to hear. Wow.
Now who's giving you the championship?
Keep that front toward the enemy all the time. These rams will block so many shots.
Okay.
You think you can get off these?
You got it, sir. You got it. Oh my god. They look good, too.
They look good, I say. Not only are they effective.
Apparently, he's in one shot. I'm getting word that he's in one shot. A ship.
if you ram them.
I don't know if that's true though.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, good heavens.
You know what, I'm going to bring the ship around
to the other side.
I think I have the glitch where the whistle
follows me everywhere I go.
The whistle, huh?
The whistle of the pipes. I think I have the glitch
where the whistle of the pipes follows me
everywhere I go, which is such a delight.
I love that one.
I've actually got
Recording of that on the internet, and I listen to it when I go to sleep. Oh, it's so relaxing
It's your white noise. It's so relaxing. It's so relaxing. It's in the rain. I
Think I have the glitz kill me kill me right now
There's a person in front of us give you into the ship. I have it. I have the glitz. Oh my god
The way so
be it did I come back or no yeah yeah they are coming straight down me go
ahead and keep looting guys and you do what you feel is best but they are
coming straight at us much better I'm thinking I go on the ship my cocoa I
see where the fuck much better whoo take their shit and then we blow it up for
Much better than I feel so much better. I'm back guys. Holy shit. I feel good. Oh
Welcome back. Are we ready to fuck these guys? I'll fuck them. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest
I'll kill myself. Can I be honest with you? Go ahead? Please don't kill yourself. I'm killing myself
No, I'll be honest with you guys
Go ahead. I'm looking at this shit right now. Yep
Guys the whistling sound has folded me into the afterlife
I'm smelling donkey boys
we're talking about a little doggy car
fuck!
let them come, oh they're speeding up to us guys
they're coming quick
they have no idea what's coming
they're both sighted right now and their engine is fully equipped
well let's kill them
guys let's kill them right here for the experimentals
hop on the experimentals boys
let them have it, let them now
I can't wait for them to realize what I'm saying.
At what point do they stop?
I don't know.
I'm just trying to correct them from here. That's crazy.
These guys are so damn ridiculous.
These guys aren't gonna be so dead.
It's all of them.
It's all of these guys.
What are they doing?
What are they up to?
They're delivering.
They'll look delivery?
They'll look delivery?
Perhaps?
Thank you, gentlemen, thank you!
Thank you for your time for the delivery!
Here we go!
Re-nance ship?
Here we go!
What are we up to?
What are we up to?
What are we up to?
Thank you, gentlemen!
Thank you!
Guys, I have to restart my game.
I can't listen to this anymore.
It's driving me fucking mad.
It's driving me mad!
I have to restart my game.
I'll be right back.
I'm so sorry. I have to be something. This is this is
trying to be bad. We're dealing with absolute. Oh my god.
Oh my god. These donkeys had nothing. Yeah. The black box.
Oh, Mr. Captain. It's just calling me. That's what good
man doing. I'm going to get the door right here. This is
right here. I'll close that. I'll close that. The research
is in full confusion. Birthday can I get a big happy birthday
for some love and cheers for everyone?
back of the game grab the black box grab do you get somebody grab their black
box 21 people in this lobby why he's here yeah there's only 21 people
including us I didn't they put us in a one-man I don't need a clue just be
sure it shows
I hate the way the people are other than us right
Oh, never mind. Okay, that's 20. Yeah, sorry. I saw
Yeah, how many people were on that ship? We just killed I think that was one person one had to be a 20 other guys
Yeah, I'm back the whistling is gone. Thank God
Welcome back. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. I
Get up free up my bed. It is permanently good. What a sweet thing
What a sweet little treat.
Oh, if life could be three.
Life could be three.
Boo-do-boo-boo-boo-do-do-do.
Life could be three.
Life could be three.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't think it was there.
Perfect.
All right, well, just no bed for me.
I'll sleep on the ground.
I'm attacking the POI.
Ram the POI at once.
ones ramming the P.O.I. now
ram the P.O.I. as much as you can as much as you can
we'll take this thing down lickety-split
surely any moment now I'm not gonna lie to you with a ship like this we probably
should just go murder people I think we just kill I think we just kill
I loot from others exactly
What do you mean it would that perfectly go over six years six years and I got four and a half thousand
But we also killed three well any if you think about it Jim you stole five thousand which is one thousand three too much
So really you would have gotten six thousand. We might have even gotten
five six thousand it was literally loot from that city oh guys it was loot from
that city oh guys you know what guys this city this ludes gonna be by all
Alright guys, this, I have a lane claim to this city dude.
I'm gonna go back to the ship, go back to the ship, back to the ship, back to the ship,
back we go.
Back to the ship.
If we go, we kill.
Go where the winds take us.
I think we should be hippies and do, whatever it's called.
Hiawasca.
Hiawasca.
But we're taking the lock crate though, right?
Well, sure. Yeah, go ahead. Get the lock. Great. Yeah, let the server know we're here. Oh my god. Someone just shot me. Hold on. Wait a second.
Wait, hold on. This is the enemy on the ship. This seems to be another enemy on the ship. Don't worry guys. I've handled them. I've handled them.
Did you get him? We're good. And we're all safe now. Guys, did we take the black box from the people that we killed?
We got it.
Did we take the black guy?
Yeah, somebody grabbed it.
It wasn't there, I checked, and it wasn't there.
Somebody must have grabbed it.
Unless they died, and then just took it right off into the dish.
Ah, that was bad.
I'm going to head back out for a job on the ship.
We're on the move, we're on the move.
We've got two domes.
We've got double domes.
This is a double domes situation.
We're double domes.
Double domes, CVD.
I'm going to the other side.
Oh, a VB?
I mean, Coco, we've seized fire.
We, we, we become a, we become a truce.
You have a truce, Missy Guga, we have a truce.
Dude, I think, I don't know what happened.
We come pick you up, Coke.
Oh, I see you, Genji, I see you.
Now we have a truce.
Wait, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
don't shoot me, or I will kill you immediately.
All right, okay, all right, you win.
Ha ha ha, it's your turn.
I'm on pressure.
What a pressure.
What a pressure.
What a pressure.
So she can stop us when we're so locked in.
Perfect, perfect.
On such a night as this,
There's something out here that starts with a lot of dreams.
Really do come through.
Where's the city of dreams?
The city of dreams.
No shooting, Tina.
All right, come here.
You ask for it, plus you.
No shooting.
No shooting.
All right, fine.
No shooting.
No shooting.
No shooting.
No shooting.
All right.
No shooting.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Find somebody to be in.
Find somebody to be in.
Why is somebody so mean to me, B?
Yeah, alright, come on, alright.
No bean wasting, no bean wasting.
Does anybody know why this engine's,
okay, not using me.
Are you happy with yourself?
Not using me.
Alright, now I'm gonna have to use two beans.
Coco, will you fucking cut it out?
What is going on over there?
Coco is killing me, I'm one shot from death.
One down, I'm dead, I'm dead.
From the driver.
I have one bean, permission to lose?
Please don't take my beans guys. I need those beans. Please don't eat my beans. Please don't eat my beans guys. I need those.
Someone took my beans. I'm killing everyone.
The beans are cold, cold, very cold.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Lemon has my beans.
No, they're rubby, and the beans are down here.
Oh, okay.
All right, okay, all right.
Okay, now I have to eat more beans,
because Coco just hurt me too much.
Oh, well, I've got a piece here.
Wow.
Hey, don't worry, guys.
I'll drive us, I'll boost us.
The beans never hurt somebody.
It is all good, everybody.
I've got a big soul.
Maybe actually some beans,
you know that I I took it easy on you
oh yeah
what's going on over there
my last combination play
no I hope these guys are big a big a big
team now that's right
my skin I don't know
I was getting boosting and driving
I had to get the shit out of you.
Have you checked?
I can suck it up.
I'm a gay, I'm a gay, I'm a gay.
And the shit from buns in your skin is like,
I can't breathe in the entire day.
I have to have it for you.
Maybe my dick.
Oh, you're relaxing.
That's very important.
There was a lot of work.
Maybe it boosted us, I don't know.
If you have time, I don't know.
And if you have time, I wouldn't want to
get hit if you were relaxing.
I'm so tired from not eating in the discord.
I don't want to be on top.
I don't want to be in the top.
If you could maybe throw a boost in there.
I'm going down.
Beans man.
I'm a booster.
You can't have beans, dude.
I'm a booster.
Beans are way too big.
It's for your birthday cake.
What way of eating these things?
I'm all way through.
What the hell is a wafer?
What is this wafer?
It's not real.
It's not real.
What are the bars on wafer?
It's like a rice car.
Oh, guys.
It's frosting?
No, it's birthday cake bites.
My girlfriend bought them.
They're healthy for you.
She saw that I was snacking a lot.
She bought them.
It's not healthy for you.
I heard you say you have a girlfriend, you do not have a girlfriend.
I've got a girlfriend.
I've got a girlfriend.
Yeah, we had a share and give it to the wife.
You did not have a girlfriend.
Hold on now.
You like the invitations, I don't have a girlfriend.
Fuck all of you.
Fuck all of you guys.
I have one question.
What?
What's your question?
What's your stupid question?
Is that a traitor?
They claim that I am not a traitor.
I have no idea. It might be Trader Joe's, but guys, there's a person right in front of us, directly in front of us.
I know! That's where I'm going!
I need you to look in and look at the box.
Is it a Trader Joe's item?
Let me check.
Is it the most Trader Joe's shit I've ever heard of in my life?
Is it perfect?
How do I know if it's a Trader Joe's item?
Just look at the box. What's it say?
It does not say Trader Joe's.
It does not say Trader Joe's.
It does not say Trader Joe's.
I
Hopefully this isn't a big ship. I should go with all I guess we well, I don't know
Hope it's like a medium ship
It's a small ship it's a small ship
BOOST! BOOST! BOOST!
And I gotta get away!
Too late!
Hurry!
Oh my god.
Everybody, take my...
That's my job.
This is just not fair. This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
Care them apart. Live down. Live.
Oh, no, we're not bringing him back into the night, sir, unfortunately, we'll be very
He's doing it!
Thanks, you pretty stupid-
Ah!
Oh, I missed, aspergnobsically.
I'm gonna go over there, I'm gonna beat these guys to ash.
You know what?
You know what?
I've had enough of these guys to ash.
I'm gonna have an-
I've had enough of these guys to shit.
Hey, you!
Hey!
Hey!
Get your eyes down here, you son of a bitch!
Hey, we're on the last!
Hey, you like that?
You like that?
I like this I like that you son of a bitch
Guys, you gotta stand
As they got some stuff they got some stuff I am
Here as I think
Thank you. I'll be good guys. I think we have this Omega crazy six-man absolute dominating ship and a few men lobby
Guys, I don't even know this is a dog lobby. I think it's just we're in a three-man lobby
Well, what about the lat were we also in a three-man lobby in the last one? We were like I
Don't know
Couple things
Like you know we lost like ten times in a row. They just putting us in a dog lobby
Maybe we're the dog keys
What if we're the donkeys?
No, wait.
What if we're the donkeys?
No, don't say that.
We might be the donkeys, guys.
It's very logical.
What part of this makes us the donkeys?
It does.
I think the game knows that we suck.
Does it take a donkey to know a donkey?
It takes a donkey to know a donkey, yes.
Only donkey can speak donkey language.
There are repair kits on the set everywhere. Yeah, you know, you see in these
These guys are a visibly boy
But yeah, I don't know about their kids their kids I guess
Diarrhea their food diarrhea kids
It's doggy kids. I went the last time with the zoo
This guy came up to me when I was in the bathroom and he had a blue vest on he said hey
I work for the zoo there's a secret exhibit called the diarrhea donkey you want in on this
Of course, I said yes
And let's just say I regret it and I think we should all be very careful. Of course. We got yes
You should be very good anybody
offers you
you said you were wearing a blue vest?
I said no the way he was wearing a blue vest.
I'm raw on the way out.
Never ever, never ever do a donkey show.
Never ever.
No, not where you get fucked.
Say no to the diarrhea donkey.
No diarrhea donkey, no donkey show.
No, no, no, no.
It depends how cheap the show is.
If it's on sale, you can still go.
If it's done to sale it just makes economic sense
There's a repair kit in the full box right here by so many so many repair kits they might have all dropped
There's also a full box right here and a repair kit this oh, this was not a full box, but there's two repair kits out here boys
Yeah, yeah, I just put one I've already brought
One two back to the ship all it's all of them boys
Let's do a big loot raid today. Honestly, let's let's make this our biggest loot raid of the night right here. I agree
I agree. I concur. Uh-uh big little one big loot
Magic rain boys. There's a fire behind us a fire. We got our northwest. I don't know if it was just destroyed
But I don't remember Dean there
You try to be a baby
Are you trying to have sex with you you could not resist
It is Haram that is why I have never thought I think it's a lot Haram
I think you guys hear that homophobic a baby. Hey, hold on wait a second
Because we are not very
Married
Okay, I'm actually a peanut
I got my eye on you, Joe.
I'm pretty sure there was a robot right in front of us
two seconds ago, and now it's not there.
Oh, fuck my ass, but he's out of time.
Oh, god.
Oh, I'm getting this out of here.
I'm getting this out of here, boys.
I'm getting this out of here.
I do not want to bite more than this.
I can't put beans in the pot.
Guys, if anyone has your boots, now would be a great time
to use it, a great time of magnificent time.
Oh, we did it!
We got it!
Ooh, that was a close one.
I
Give it you want to take over office I repair the at the rare
You want to take over soon
Rock formation
There's a door right there.
What?
A Maroc?
What the hell?
There's red crates in there. What is this?
Has this been here?
What the hell is rock formation before?
Is this a secret rock formation?
Oh shit!
Looks like a secret rock formation.
Someone's probably been down here.
Whoa!
We got C, we got C.
Lude
Lude bows
Lude
Lude bows
Lude boss
We got one of the modified and
Energy rods we got a ship coming at us from east guys. Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think so guys
You guys got time it'll loot up. Oh, we'll get it. We're good. We're good
Wait, I mean where Genji is stealing again.
Genji saw the loot and belided no hesitation.
Genji, is it City Loot or Cave Loot?
Oh wait, it is coming towards us guys. They're gonna do all the work for us.
We really?
Obviously the other loot rooms.
Oh yeah, we just gotta turn toward them and blast them.
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Hey guys, guys, guys.
Donkey, we might have got a full...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, guys, wait, hold on, hold on.
If that actually is a big one,
we should stay right here, not move.
And you just stop.
It just stopped.
We're just staring at each other.
Is it mono, we mono?
Mono, mono, mono.
I'm gonna give him an orange flare.
Just a little one.
Yeah, cause it.
Hey man, don't come close.
Don't come close, yeah.
Okay, we guys, we should be yellow first.
Yeah, give it, let me, let me,
let me give this a position right here.
And guys, I'm telling you, if we could just post up,
we could, we could experiment with it
before they even get close.
I mean, let's do a teal flare, just a few.
We just get right here, and then we're going to stop.
Oh, they're coming.
Then we'll stop right there.
And we just experiment on them.
They are kind of big.
Should I throw a smoker here?
Hey, guys, there's a guy to our right.
There's a guy to our right right here.
You literally go to our right.
Turn the ship towards them.
Look at the small guy.
This isn't a small guy.
We can take it from here.
We can take it from here.
All good, boys.
This is a small guy.
We can just go ahead and kill him before he gets here.
You guys listen I'm gonna keep an eye on
Somebody help all the other experiment ladies are shooting boys. Make the legs make the legs make the legs
You guys take care the big ship I'm just going
Sorry, Clarence. Sorry, boys.
Sorry, mama.
What's the problem?
I'm married.
You didn't mean to hurt you.
You didn't mean to make you cry.
You're so bad for these guys.
You're so bad for these guys.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Imagine sticking up on two big ships like, oh,
we're going to let them fire.
But maybe like, if you have a jizz and get one of them,
what's the third bolt really damaging to them?
Who do you think it is?
Definitely the TEO player, the TEO player.
Oh, they hit it.
This is a massacre.
This is a massacre.
This is a massacre.
I'm fixing the engine.
Oh my god.
I destroyed the real house, they can't even turn.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, good effort.
How are these guys alive still?
I can't believe I'm hitting the reactor from this far.
How are these guys alive?
I have no idea how these guys are still alive.
The whole ship is on fire.
Oh, there's one guy on foot.
He's by the boat.
He's under this back ship.
Did you guys see anyone aiming me to aim on the box?
I'm gonna need some more of this experimental.
This is a big ship. I think this big ship's under the impression that we're on the same team.
Just remember, we have to stand still for the infrastructure.
I'll be back. I'll be back.
Turn around. Turn around.
Quick around.
Up on it.
Going in.
Be faster.
Hold on to the ladder and I'll drop you off.
Hold on. Good.
There's a player over this next beam.
Just remember, we got to stand still. You just secure the vehicles. We should use it on the big guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we're working together. The big guy is under the impression that we're working together.
I think you might be thinking the same thing, but we're thinking.
That web stop was... I can't hit these shots, bro.
They're going to stop right here.
Let's go and blow these guys up. Let's get rid of these guys. Let's get rid of these guys.
Let's get rid of these guys. Let's get rid of these guys.
Get them out of the equation. Get them all out of the equation.
Just get these guys out of the equation.
I'm not one of these bunkers alive. I don't understand.
it was good okay okay are the other guys are shooting at it
guys are on the guys are on the guys are on the guys are on boys about these
How about these pre-mittles? How about these pre-mittles?
I'm gonna keep us here and I'm gonna go repair our legs.
Oh, he's not here!
I'm repairing our legs.
Okay, we get him, but I'm gonna repair our legs first.
Oh, they're backing up? They're backing up?
Oh, they've got ramps too, guys! They've got ramps too!
They're ready
You don't already down
We have one of the edge of the room
Oh, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
We're gonna die, POMPIT!
God, get voice locking!
Keep the shit going! Keep the shit going!
Oh my god!
He's a bad man! He's a bad man!
Help me, JJ!
I can't see anything.
Oh my god, I don't even know where we're getting shot from!
I don't know where I am.
Oh I see him! I see him! I see him! I see him!
I'm gonna have it! I'm gonna have it!
Destroy the turret! Destroy the turret!
I'm gonna hop on the experimental...
Oh dude! Oh my god, this shit is so late.
Oh my god, this shit is so late.
I can't see anything!
Run to the bottom water!
Let's keep shooting. I'm gonna leave the goggles on there right now.
Gives me a shot there!
Oh, yeah, I got truckin', I got truckin'!
I got truckin', I got truckin'!
I'm gettin' hip-huggies, but I can be a dammit!
What the hell?
Oh, my goodness!
Turn left, turn left, turn left, turn left!
Turn left, turn left!
I'm fixin', I'm fixin'.
I better keep it face to shoulder boys!
It's not a rabbit!
Get it, come back on the wheel, come back on the wheel!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh, Locked!
Locked it, boys, Locked!
Destroy it, destroy it, destroy it, destroy it!
Oh, they got me, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my god!
So he's gonna stop returning too much, returning too much!
Yes, that's what we avoid
Oh my god
We're dead. Oh my god
You're dead!
Take the Spots out of the game!
Take the Spots out of the game!
That was the most gunfight I've ever had.
I'm going to get point,
fucking blank,
zero shots hit.
Oh, standing still, crouching.
Oh, we're not done, we're not done.
We have any C4.
We do have C4, we do have C4, we do.
I see you.
Don't die, don't die.
Lock in!
Oh wait that's my Bonnie. Tina, I think I took your blue.
Oh, who do you want to do a little shot to do?
Here. I'm dropping it.
All right, here.
It's my, it's my.
I'm, I'm, I'm locked in it boys! We're taking that ship!
We're taking that ship boys!
You got the C4 on you.
I've got it, I've got three, I've got three.
I got one, I got one.
Guys, I have an horrible strike.
Call it in, call it in now!
Call it in, call it in.
Fuck it, even if it destroys it!
Oh, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh!
I'm dead.
Almost strike, come here.
Fuck up!
At left, at left.
You almost strike the red!
You almost strike the red!
At left!
You almost strike the red!
It's already dead!
There's, you almost strike the one that's already dead!
I'm in smoke.
Bad laugh, bad laugh.
You literally cannot see anything.
Guys, that smoke thing is the most sensed thing.
Oh my goodness, they have got to get that out of the game.
They have got to get that out of the game.
That is horrible.
Horrible.
Oh my goodness, horrendous.
Hey, you run away.
You got this, Genji. You got this. Get out of the game.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. What a joy. What a joy. What a joy. Disaster. Guys, that
smoke is cheating. Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. Zesty, zesty,
Zesty, Zesty, Zesty, Zesty, Zesty.
With that, we need to...
Oh, Zesty, Zesty, Zesty.
I might have been the worst fight I've ever had.
There's a guy camping our door.
He didn't see me.
He's crouching, standing still.
I go up with my revolver, literally one foot away
from him, point blank.
He's not moving.
I shoot three, four, five times,
not a single shot registers.
Dude, I pushed her shit.
I almost got into this stuff.
I had more C4.
I could have blown the entire thing up.
Oh.
Like I was in the ship and I was C4'ing but I ran out of the place, so yeah.
Oh Coco Valley into death, valley into death.
Boys, boys.
It's, ah, I want to say let's start reading smokes, but I did.
I just would feel like a piece of shit.
Well, hey I'm telling you, you need to bring the workbench.
It's the actual grimy, grimy, grimy, grimy grimy.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm telling you, bring me a workbench so I can have a sniper.
I'm telling you, because I can kill them off the wheel.
Oh
Yeah, honestly if
That's what we were doing yesterday, and it was working
I'm telling them and one kill is huge. It's it's 10 seconds. So it's like gives us a huge advantage
I'm gonna ask the devs to take the room
Dude the smoke is i'm gonna say hey by the way, how's that?
You know, I was thinking the smoke isn't uh, he's you know, I mean a lot of guys don't like to smoke
uh
maybe a quick redo of the smoke mechanic on the smoke mechanic right i see that's just
it's lame it's lame lame lame lame i'm telling you boys i mean you know the problem is it does
go again amazing but i mean i'm not gonna lie guys we could just move out of this one thousand
people we could just move out of the smoke like immediately move away no no no no when you hit
when you shoot when you shoot a mech with a smoke
the reason why we was there is because we were standing still
the smoke stayed
it stood still the entire time
we got a move
we are well because
if they shoot your ship it actually stays on your ship
it doesn't stay on your ship
yeah the smoke stays on your ship
oh my goodness
that is even worse
even if it was shot you couldn't possibly imagine
yeah even if you move it doesn't go away
go away I know but we have no there's no point to fight them because we're just
once you have once a smoke hits your ship you're dead there's nothing you
could do yeah you have one smoke you tell them for that fella there was a
number of how do you say room there room for improvement items in during that
fight mm-hmm yeah yeah we'll just say there's room for improvement I mean
the smoke should not stay on the ship. They definitely do. It does, design will be not
to say. 100%. Really? They stay. I don't know if they're supposed to, but they do. If it
hits your ship, it stays on your ship. If it doesn't hit your ship, then you can get
out of it. Oh, gosh. Okay. Okay. That's, that's just, it's a zesty way of playing. That's
just, oh, that's so zesty. I mean, it makes logical sense. It's just not, it's just no
It does make logical sense. That is a good point, but it's a very good point.
It's a logical, it does make logical sense.
It's such a dumb thing to be like, I brought a smokey smokey and automatic wind.
It's automatic, it really is automatic.
And we don't stay still. Even though we might be able to get more hits, we don't stay still.
Because we WK the smaller boat, which left us vulnerable to the other guys,
guys and then they pop the smoke we just stood still well they destroyed our
wheelhouse they destroyed our wheelhouse was unkillable maybe that's a good
mechanic maybe the devil should add so you can blow away the smoke with there
you go there you go now we're talking now we're talking now we're talking and
make it more common than the smoke now we're talking now we're talking so many
people that smokes are s'd here really oh yeah upwards of 50,000 people now are
gonna carry so it's either we get on the smoke to or work fuck yeah I
that's not the first also it's like there is there's also a way you could put
another turret for me like the last three games I kind of just the reason why
I jumped off the ship is I have nothing to shoot there's five turds on the front and we have one driver
Yeah, no, I know but all of them are always used
So that's why I just kept like boarding off the ship and pushing them so I can at least do something. Oh
Oh
I don't know. I don't know I do like that tip. I like the design of that ship. I will say you want me very nice
Do you like that ship?
Yeah, I can drive, I can pop down real quick, put a boost in.
I don't get lost.
It costs just immediately $9,000 in silver.
Oh, perfect.
It's very light, very, very tasteful.
Very tasteful.
You have a light and tasteful ship.
Guys, does anybody know a way to blow the smoke away?
Is there anything?
Is there anything?
No.
There's no way.
there's no way we would know that by now we would know that we're proud and you
start the smoke steps to six to seven yes I mean I would believe design for he
told me that today design design was a sweat if he says that it's fine through
um oh dude oh god oh this game is so fun but sometimes and also like dude like
What we got to do is we got to start shooting the leg off, right?
If you blow up, the smoke goes away.
If we shoot the leg off, it doesn't matter if they smoke,
because they can't move.
And we can just run circles around them.
That was just so chaotic, because there was a guy on our ship.
I tried to go kill him, and none of my shots,
literally none of my shots hit.
He was standing still, crouched, point blank.
It's just like, there's like dominoes.
I was going to ask him, are you guys
planning on making a device that blows away smoke?
I'm just gonna say, he or are you playing making guys that are shot from one foot away actually being able to be
HOT!
Hey, I was, are you guys planning, the latter's gonna be cool, on making a device that blows away smoke if someone hits you with a smoke shot?
There's one thing, that's why, so far that battle is, we had no driver, because I thought, oh, let me just pop, I healed our feet
because we were planted, right?
Like when the battle first started,
because there was two ships.
So we were still.
So I was like, okay, perfect time to heal the feet.
I healed our feet,
and Genji was calling out the guy on the ladder.
So I was like, I'll kill him on my way back in.
He literally doesn't see me as I come up the ladder.
He's crouching, looking at our door, perfectly still.
I shoot him five times,
zero of the shots registered while we are still.
We are not moogers,
and none of the shots even registered.
So I have to jump off of the ship, and that's the down effect.
So we had no driver that whole fight because your driver was being,
was being attacked by spirits from hell who cannot take damage.
Spirits from hell will do it. Guys,
I think, I think the smoke and the spirits from hell is what did it say right there.
I think I believe, I believe it was most,
The smoke was was detrimental, but I think it was the spirits. I think it was
Something like a vacuum dome for the smoke
Right. Yeah, so like suck all the smoke into the dome. What if you just hyperventilate just suck it all in and
Then and then you get and then there's like a mini game of the lobby where you can have your character smoke cigarettes
all the time to train and to get ready to suck the smoke at it.
It initiates a Mario Party style minigame.
Like on the top, you see how it says exhibition blueprint, storage tech tee.
There should be a fifth on it that says smoke in your house.
And you just start, I mean, you just start ripping Malbros.
And that'll, you have a level for lungs, like level one to level 50.
And you level up your lungs from smoke to cigarettes.
And then when you go in the game, you can hold down like P and it'll,
your guy will go and smoke and you breathe in a bit of that smoke.
Get rid of it, you mean?
What's that?
Genius genius genius.
Perhaps perhaps perhaps.
Mr. Eddie Bubba Fitting is a wicked bad good man.
Thanks Mr. Eddie.
You take a big big big big big big big big big big big good man.
Thank you Bob.
You're welcome.
Oh, wait, what took some notes some notes. I did anybody taking
this and are you planning on making the vice and blows away smoking someone
hit you in the smoke. I asked my ass. He is a stupid letter to push. It could be
any letter. It could be a K. It could be J. It could be eight. It could be and it
could be any letter on the keyboard to suck in the smoke. What about backslash?
Backslash could work backslash. Let's go with black. Let's go with backslash.
Let's lean in on backslash.
You think that's quick?
I think that we should lean in on backslash.
Should lean in on backslash?
Yeah.
Backslash?
Yeah, you hit backslash, and your character,
while your gun goes out of your hand,
he plants like a sumo wrestler, and he exhales.
And if you all on your ship do it at once,
you hit backslash, bing, bang, boom.
Every character, we inhale the smoke.
And then we get six, like, we turn the smoke into bullets, and we stick, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
six perfectly precise sniper bullets at the enemy ship.
All right, now we're talking, Jytex is in the dachshund, I feel like we're close to the dachshund.
Send them these notes.
Jytex, send these notes.
All right, okay, wait, hold on, wait, hold on.
This is the, they want to hear this kind of stuff.
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, hold down backslash to inhale the smoke.
right in your lungs it turns the smoke to six perfectly precise bullets you can
then spit back out of the enemy quotation mark pew pew pew pew pew pew
quotation mark okay all right so that should be that's a good suggestion
It's a good I cannot wait for this
sucking machine, you know
I wonder what it looked like
Thanks to the cigarette idea. I still like the lobby cigarette minigame
But you got like you see we're all just standing here doing nothing. What if we would just just rip and say I
Mean, these are all good ideas. Send them all over
We get half of it.
This is a shit module called the Suckatron 5 billion.
And you activate it, it goes, ahhhhhh!
And it just sucks.
And maybe while it's sucking, you can stick your dick in there.
And it boosts your guys health twice as much.
Why not send radians and stuff?
You get double stamina. You get double stamina.
Exactly. Exactly.
Okay, now we're really talking now. We're now we're really kind of getting down to business. Okay, okay
Maybe he has a great work here. I'm cut and over free too. Can you believe it?
Hold on
And the great joke being God's sexual!
Oh, man, I'll fuck Peter.
God's sexual!
Let, I mean, let's just, hey, let's just go all the way,
send him all these ideas.
These are all great ideas.
They don't have ideas.
Wait, hold on, let me, I'm texting him.
Like, ship our ship, like, start to valid.
Planning to add sex to the game, and if so, win.
But not just people sex, so machine sex.
Machine sex.
the other if you capture someone else's trampler they can have a tram yeah oh my
god yes yes yes ship ship action ship on ship action these are all good
yes yes yes very good yes oh my god dude I cannot wait for the late July
that's Halal mr. peanut please I think I is it Halal it is Halal yes you share
Perfect. Okay. Extremely short. My crew counter the smoke type by shooting EMV at them, make
them stop and we all retreat till the smoke goes out. But what if they have like 10 smokes?
Guys also, we can't forget that we're streamers. So like someone could. Guido five percent.
You guys are talking nonsense. Just for us and that. No, we're not. No, we're not. We're
not streamers. Think about it. No, no. Somebody else said something. Think about we're streamers.
Someone might say like if we're like someone just playing the game regular offline
Maybe someone brings in two smokes like maybe we'll use it this round for someone like if we're streaming
I've been we're gonna be dealing with a lot of six guys. They're saving up smoke. Just a stream side was the smoke. You mean
Yeah, yeah, it'd be nice to have a counter even even like I feel like there should be not even like a
I don't even think there should be a item that you have to get I think it should be something you build on your ship
I mean, I'm getting word quote, nobody streams after you.
Oh, we were good.
What?
Wait a second.
Wait, I think we're good.
I think we're good.
Wait, are you sure?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, word.
Wait, that's weird.
Hey, hold on.
I mean, I have some questions,
but I mean, I guess that's good news.
Well, write them down.
I'm gonna get in contact with this guy.
Write them down, send me and I'll ask him
and I'll get the information I'll pass it back to you, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
As I'm not gonna lie to you,
I've been so tired for like two hours,
so I had like no food before the sleep.
I gotta get some food.
You guys get something.
You're saying that birthday cake wafers didn't do it.
Birthday cake wafers didn't do it.
You're honky.
I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Can you guys make-
What do you eat?
I'm about to eat.
I'm about to eat some burgers.
I'm about to eat some...
Ah, shock.
Mix it up tonight, are we?
Mix it up.
Oh, daring today, aren't we?
A man of culture.
Oh, daring today.
Daring today, aren't we?
Absolutely.
No pickles?
Well, of course not.
No pickles?
No pickles?
Daring today, aren't we?
Disgusting, baby.
maybe have dairy even in the fly.
No pickles?
Get the pickles out of here.
I love pickles.
Oh my god.
You know where pickles come from, right?
There's underground facilities with thousands of enslaved
babbling.
You said the smartest and real thing for the smoke counter.
What did you say again?
A dome.
She said it was like a dome that would get rid of the smoke.
Yeah, like such a domino.
Oh, I thought you'd be like, well, that's
the game right now like how many no doesn't exist it was a theoretical yeah
that was a theory that smokes thing is just so oh I don't like it I don't like
that oh I don't like that one bit oh yeah there was a series of events that
raid I don't know if those got to stream type it or not but it's just no I don't
know if they are not I don't think I don't think they were I just think it was
It's the perfect storm of bullshit.
Oh!
A lot of it, half of it, you know, part of it was their fault.
It's cheese!
Cheese, cheese, cheese!
Straight cheese!
And part of it was just the fucking fact that this game doesn't register point blank hits
while your trampler's staying still.
gimmick, what, so what about underground pickles and goblin?
Oh, well, there's these goblin facilities and they're all in cages and the only thing
out of these cages there's a little hole in these goblins and once and and I
mean I don't know how much you know about goblin biology but let's just say
they're like salamanders. Let's just say a certain part of a goblin grows back
and once a month these goblins got to stick a little something through that
hole and there's a shear. Shing! Goes to I mean it's like a factory and it's not
being talked about. You think when you eat a pickle what do you think that is?
What do you think that is a cucumber ridiculous? I don't know what's going on
I'm never eating pickles ever again. I I don't know what I don't even know what you're talking about
Goblin Dicks their goblin dick
They're being harvested they regrown like salamanders and the goblins are being held underground
They're enslaved and they're being used to harvest pickles
What do you next time you have hold a pickle in your hand and ask yourself?
What does this look like guys? No guys guys? I will say one quick thing I
Think that I've been watching my Bungulator chat
And there's actually two counters one that I kind of like and one that I don't want to do because I'm not a bitch
number one is when
They smoke us we just ram them and just make it so confusing for everybody
Just make it confusing. I mean nobody knows what the hell is going on honestly not about
where we're going. Not a bad idea. Wait a minute. How about if we get smoked, why don't we try and
take their ship over? I think we just tried. The second idea that I don't like, because I'm not a
pussy, is we just carry smokes with us and smoke them when they smoke us. The problem with that is,
is that we're going to start smoking everybody, and this gives you to lose all meaning because
because we're just killing everybody by cheating.
It's just gonna be a literal haze of gunfire.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't particularly like the second idea.
I actually like the first idea.
I'll see if we can get all the same page
before we get on the ship
that if we do get smoke,
we rush them and try and take their ship over.
I like that idea.
Yeah, I like just, if we get smoke, we just ram them.
We give up on all guys, we just ram them.
I mean, we've been smoking before and we've survived it.
That was just a perfect storm of bullshit.
Because your driver wasn't there because I got consumed.
As honest as all this talk, I don't want to make you
want to run another one.
But I'm just so hungry.
And these way burgers.
Order a burger and let's get in it.
It's going to take about an hour and a half
for the burger to take you.
You're literally what?
An hour and a half?
You're a listen to me.
Listen to me, guys.
The burger guy.
I'm sorry, you two.
I watch the map.
He, they say the burger's ready and the burger guy
that comes and picks it up, he just, he drives.
You think it's the same way?
This way, he drives that way, he goes up, he goes down.
He'll go to, he'll actually go to the burger spot sometimes.
And then leave the burger spot without picking up the burger.
Right?
And I just have to trust the process.
I just have to trust the process and he's gonna go back
and pick up the burger.
I mean
If it takes an hour and a half, then you have time to get one more game in
Are you tipping back? No, I never tip less
$10 usually more towards like 1250 even 15 sometimes your plane's still cocoa. Yeah
GGs man, you're so I'm out of here guys
I'm gonna go order two big Macs with extra pickles on them
guess your shit. And a fucking side thing of pickles too I'm at it. I'll tell you
one thing real quick I canceled my uber ones inscription. Uber one. Yes I
canceled that. Uber eats. Oh Uber eats. I canceled it. I mean why? You know why? Why?
Because they scam you even when you they forget your entire meal they only give
you about 60% of their money back but you know the straw that broke the
The straw that broke the camel's back.
I ordered, I ordered two burgers, a fry, a drink, two extra sauces that cost money,
and three ketchup's.
I'm a saucy peanut.
I'm a saucy peanut.
I don't eat without sauce.
The sauce is key.
I don't eat without sauce.
A burger without the right sauce.
I'm with you on that.
gets to my house, I have the two burgers, no fries, none of the extra sauces I paid
for, no spicy ketchup at all. I tell them, I say guys, I'm missing fries and literally
all the components that make this feel great and they gave me a $1.19. A $1.19. I went to
the uber one page and I canceled that shit immediately immediately they're on it yeah
they're in on it door dash because they give me all your money back all of it yeah I've
done that probably like five of those of course of five years I've probably only done it five
or six times if I if I say I'm missing something no like no wait period just bang here's your
Yeah, right away.
The last one, you want to, in do-do-do-do-dash money,
do you want to, in regular money,
would you like us to give you a flip-miss-size?
That's right.
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,
Send a clown, send a clown over, a professional clown.
To cheer you up.
Just pick the day, pick a three-hour window.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Would you like your next meal driven over in a limo?
They are kind, they are apologetic,
they are sympathetic, they are empathetic.
And Uber Eats, the Uber driver could have shot you.
And they'll say, oh, you want your money back?
How about I send a personal Uber Eats driver
to come sit on your front porch instead?
How about I send an Uber Eats driver
to climb on your roof and sit down your chimney?
Doesn't surprise me at all, it's fucked up.
Yeah, well it's Uber Eats.
That's just Uber Eats.
Uber Eats, Texas.
I actually never done Uber Eats.
I've been a DoorDash Man since day one.
Well, see, the problem is Uber Eats is the only one
that allows you to switch the location of the restaurant
you're picking from.
DoorDash does not let you, which I have a company.
Wait, what?
I can absolutely be that in DoorDash.
Yeah, you can pick the one you want.
You can pick the one you want.
What?
Yeah.
I literally, I do that all the time.
When I wake up in the morning and I get a,
a red eye and a sausage breakfast sandwich from Starbucks.
There's like five that I can choose from.
Uber Eats is great most of the time,
but when they fuck up, it's just monumental.
Like you're waiting for a meal,
you end up waiting an hour.
And this guy named Sal,
he'll be my doorstep with a baby.
Like say you don't want something on your burger
and then you get it on your burger
and then you're like, I don't fucking wanna eat this.
like this I'm gonna eat it but I don't want to eat it because I'm a slut I'm gonna eat
it because I'm a whore.
But I didn't want- wait oh wait hold up the devs texting you back but no way hold up wait
he's taking- oh wait morning wait wait wait wait wait wait first first I'm gonna go with
the question how is loot divided up and he goes each item is divided equally between
Everyone who hasn't refused it if it's not divided equally by the number of people
Someone will get a little more someone will get a less. It's 100% random. You may be super unlucky
Why every time you I
Get the least amount of loot. So are you saying I just fuck me just fuck me
Honestly, I'd say we call and now I'm we call peanut little less beef
And then the second message says stop messaging me with this bullshit
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding,
the other one says, the other one says, um, good morning, of course, good morning, this
is actually the first message, uh, don't think I've seen an idea of an empty smoke device,
but I can put it on our board.
I don't know how big this board is, I don't know if there's a thousand ideas on the board,
I can't basically, I can't even say there's no bad ideas.
No bad ideas, dude.
Should we talk about the sex mod?
Anything about the sex mod?
I am not responding about the sex, uh,
uh, adding sex to the game, unfortunately.
No. He's not, he is not.
I would assume that, I would assume that board is pretty massive.
I would assume that board is pretty massive.
We got, we're on the board, though.
That's good to hear. We're on the board.
We're on the board.
Uh, hmm.
Oh, he's got the board.
All right, so we play another one we get up. Okay, so it's already
The game I'll reopen it. I thought we were getting off so I thought that a slow-down
Okay, so I'm going to go ahead. Yeah, it's three of them. What I gotta go
I'm so hungry guys
fuck me damn it oh my god kill me now kill me right now I'm booting up the
game because I feel like I feel like I feel like he's already in I'm not
already in also have you get down yes yes a thousand blessings to you mr. peanut
and Jinji and gimmick and cocoa it was a pleasure honestly you guys we had six
ships on a six-man server and I don't think anybody can have that has that
under the belt dude that's fucking massive
that was fucking crazy that was incredible I'm out I'm out for real
have a good one have a good one you guys
How do you choose to store on doorknatch?
It's like it's not you don't click on
Waterburger and then like it's no I'm wondering what I could be ordering anything. I'm actually what exactly order anything
Yeah
You don't know you have no idea pussy. I have no idea, but say it's water burger
You you have to you have to look up water burger and it'll show you all the locations as a separate
Like a totally separate option
It's not like you click on water burger and it shows you the locations, but you still can choose a location
By just looking up the name of the store and it'll show like one is 3.5 miles away
One is 6.5 miles away one is
170 miles away
One is
647 miles
You're a liar and a cheat. I
I don't know dude, maybe you got the
You are a liar and they probably gave you the kids version
She's trying to mess it up. You're trying to mess it up
Yeah, that's how it is for me if I look up Starbucks like five different Starbucks pop up
I you might you might in your settings
You might have to go in and and set it to like the radius that it's like when you search
I believe there's a setting fucking I'm just gonna start who is in my
Love me right now. All right. We invite you to come. Oh, he's hot. Oh
My god
You have handsome Squidward here guys. We've got handsome Squidward on deck. Oh
My god, we've got handsome Squidward. Holy shit. You guys see this
I'm hungry for all of you.
Alright, here's the card. Here's the card.
Here's the card.
Actually, fuck yourself. We'll get that.
Alright, here's the card. Here's the card.
There you go, guys.
Oh, gimmick! Oh, welcome in.
Well, fuck yourself, by the way.
You wanna play some, uh,
a peanut?
one you'll play some sand Raiders of Sophie get away from me get away from
me your friend gimmick you won't play some sand so me get away from me right
now we may I just want to play some video video games yeah get away from
You play some fidget games?
Get away from me. Get away from me.
You play some fidget games?
Get away from me right now.
Guys, can we beat that six man ship we had?
Can we?
What we just had?
In the three man?
Into a three man.
Fuck it, let's do it.
That's a good idea.
How's your wallet feel?
A little empty after we buy the next ship, guys.
I can lie to you, not gonna lie.
Think about it, think about it this way.
This is a guaranteed win.
Are you sure?
100%, all your stream snipers left
when they thought you were logging off
because they don't actually watch you to enjoy you.
They hate you.
They did what I'm sexy to me, it's a hate fun.
It's a hate sex thing.
So they already logged off.
They're already gone, they're gone.
They're in their shower right now
doing what they do not take showers they're on the showers not on oh this
is it sitting there sitting there doing you know what oh of course printed out
photocopy little foot printed out photocopy of a beautiful deep ridged
peanut but I think I've got everything I need are we ready to go I'm ready I'm
ready I mean I'm not literally ready you guys bring all the stuff yeah yeah thank
you so much thank you so much thank you so thank you so much I'm gonna work on
this out and figure out this door I'm gonna I'm gonna figure it out I'm gonna
believe in you I'm gonna figure out you know I can't even I can't even do it I
I can't I can't even do it because one of the spook takes too long and the burger is cold
Oh my god, the burger is cold
What are the chances as I think I should have used Uber Eats?
And I gotta lie to you. Oh, he's going back. Well, I know I don't have an Uber one
I count though. I I'm not signing up for Uber one. They're not getting me. They're not getting me
They are not getting me. They are not getting me. They are not
Yeah, yeah, one more place and listen one more Uber Eats order
Until I figure out how to swim stores on door now. They get one
They get one if they fuck up my order though. I swear God. I mean
There will be hell to pay they will be getting a sternly
sternly written letter
Very sternly written letter from me. I'm gonna say listen up, bitch
It's not pussy this you know what you know, I have
They'll go they'll get scared send them like three or four of your
Popular YouTube short think I've been saying
God it seemed like three or four your most popular YouTube shorts
And maybe like like a reddit
A particularly popular one.
And then, bing-bang, boom, they're going to, whew, the blood's going to run out of their
face, they're going to know.
They'll think I'm literally insane.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's what you want.
I want them to think I'm crazy.
That is exactly what you want.
Dude, I'm a peanut online and I smoke cigarettes in my house.
Goddamn right.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah
Those I mean they'll be bagging. They'll just give me give me money. Please stay with me. Please stay with me
They'll be giving me money just to stay away from
Let's ride
I
I
I
That ride those six million light breaks the focus
All right boys lock and load
Oh, Mr. Weston from which is what good man doing?
Oh, man
Thank you, Bob. What do you think, Bob?
Wait, hold on. Wait a second
Wait a minute, dude. Listen
Are you? Uh-huh. Just tell me now. Are you gonna try to have sex with me before the rain is out?
Well, if I tell you now, it'll ruin the fun.
It'll ruin the surprise?
Do I tell you now, wouldn't you rather just wander the whole round?
I'll just be driving the boat.
We'll be approaching another ship and you're just gonna kind of peek over your shoulder.
I mean, come on, be honest.
Isn't that more exciting?
The thrill of it?
All right, here's the plan, gentlemen.
I'm gonna stay on the 80 the whole time and shoot people solely off of cannons.
That is my one and only job.
It's gonna be perfect.
Genji, you go right for the reactor.
Alright, I mean just care about the reactor.
I already see someone.
I already see someone.
We're going!
We're going in!
Do we only have 80 millimeters?
It's an 80 millimeter fiesta.
It's an 80 millimeter fiesta.
Yes, uh.
It's the salsa pecante of sand tramplers.
Man, we got the rams on the front,
so just honestly, just rambling.
We're rambling, I see them out there.
Did you give all the ammo?
Where did you put the ammo inside?
On all of them?
Yeah.
Oh, thanks, boys.
Thanks.
I'm just double checking.
would check in your word oh excellent word did you wow oh my god oh give it give
it oh my god this is the pirate life yeah guys when do I get scurvy and
and and and eggs give me can you give me eggs i'm trying to be a pirate oh that's not good
nice to behind us god i know i did that on purpose
i'm genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius
I'm gonna finish this again.
I just push it directly to our left.
So you go for those guys, the guys in front of us.
Hold on, I don't see the ones who are left.
The ones who are left, you see them right there?
They're actually very close.
Oh, they're way closer.
We're going for them.
I see them kill those guys.
They would be left there.
They would be left.
We give them the business.
I mean, watch this.
You ready to see?
That's a direct hit right there.
Watch that.
Boom.
React exploded.
We win.
Maybe this.
Boom.
React exploded.
React exploded so much.
We've already, we've literally already won.
We told them, let me check when that's landing,
let me check how close this is.
Oh, literally right on them.
I mean, wow, are they scared?
Okay, let's see where that one goes.
Let me see here.
Okay, there's no way!
There's no way there's another fucking,
whatever this is called.
There's another one.
Okay, hold on, I'm gonna spot us behind them again.
Don't boost us yet, don't boost us, don't boost us.
Oh my God, the last robots,
They're coming back for the revenge.
Oh my god, the last one's coming back for the revenge!
Ah, we're gonna be fine, boys.
Gonna be fine.
Just watch me work, watch me work.
Watch me work, watch, watch me work.
Got that one, that one's dead.
Woo!
That was a close one.
Boost, boost, boost!
Boost, stinky boots!
all the mom stay back like this and I'll be taking another shot at these guys
where they at let's see that close how's that you pretty good guys don't worry
that was purely cosmetic purely cosmetic really cosmetic no one about that
guys don't worry about that how are you gonna talk about
wait we just we just stop right in front of them we take them off the canvas
a lot of food we whip them
all these guys are defaults this is a default
oh my god oh my god wait I got an answer there
dude are you so shit are you serious I need this one
are you serious
guys everyone get it oh my god this is a bad situation
Everybody get in, everybody get in.
We gotta get rid of them.
We gotta get rid of them.
Oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my god.
What's under the ship?
What's under the ship right now?
I am on top of one of them.
I am literally on top of one of the AI.
All right, help guys, help.
Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh shit.
What the hell is happening here?
I'm off the ship. I was on one of their hands, many.
Oh my god!
This is not just, this is a Code Rad situation.
This is a Code Rad situation.
This is a Code Rad situation. Code Rad.
Guys, I can't resist the ship. This is all my money, please please, please.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
...
I have an experiment on the road, please.
I
Don't know I miss it and the robot is so stupid from a high
How are these not hitting
I'm gonna turn around and start shooting flakers. I think I'm into fighting one shot.
I got em! I got em! I got em! I got em! I got em!
I'm dead, I'm dead on the bottom ship. I still have bullets and they're going.
Guys.
Oh, okay, we're both dead.
Ah, ah, whooping.
Ah, another great round, gentlemen, another great round.
Wow.
What?
Was that a good time of what?
Was that a good time of what?
How did we respond 3Ai in the course of two minutes?
That was just a good time.
I mean, that's just a classic good time, guys.
Why did we drive through them three times?
That's just a classic good time, guys.
The first two worked out perfectly.
We responded behind us.
We kept going.
The third one did even give us an indicator.
I don't even know where those came from.
I don't know what just happened, to be honest.
Don't know what just happened.
I will say, I boarded their ship, blew their door open,
C4 their engine, stole their dome.
It seemed like it was all going so well.
No.
But it, yeah, no.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
It's all a dream.
Holy shit.
Holy crap, guys.
I don't think you realize how fucked I am that we
It was all a dream that was everything that was all I had
Yeah, well think about the positives
For me, I mean that was the my most james that was the most james bond shit I've ever done
Well, it didn't work out. No, no, I you know, I understand it didn't work out
out. We got to pay. Please, please just kill me. When when so that guy snifed me off of
the cannon and so then I spawned in my room. I went up, I spawned and there's a guy right
there. I messed up. Oh, not not good. Didn't mean to sell that. Didn't mean to sell that.
me to sell that. So, my...
You hit me to sell that. That was not a good sell.
I've been around the ship doing what I do. Everything was fine. The birds were chirping,
like when going through my hair. And suddenly, I glitch on top of one of the
AI. And I am taken away from the ship on top of one of the AI robots as it walks away.
Okay, all right. All right. Okay guys step one guys. I can purchase one
more of these I
Can purchase what I have $13 I
Could purchase one after this round though after this round
This round you're gonna have a innumerable dollars
Guys, what the dogs guys when we leave this raid? I need you guys to refuse all silver and all scrap metal
you got it okay okay hey you know what peanut can you ask the devs if they can
incorporate a code into the game shotgun you put your I would help me listen to
me listen to me go ahead get that zero so basically when you have a ship hey
peanut guess what blood orange voodoo Ranger if you want that's just
dangerous mister did you know that well cheers and congratulations to whatever
And to the like you can send it to your friend so then they can buy that ship if you don't have enough money
Hey, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. I'm not
Yeah, I buy some ships. I'll buy some ships. Is that it? That's a real thing
I think none of us know what's going on
I didn't actually hear that
Pre-set code, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I mean I what I heard is I can buy peanut a ship
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, all right guys, so I need you guys to bring all the kids I
Got it. I got it. You got some cannons guys
I've got lots of animal. I could wait. I got something. I'm gonna be three stacks of 80. I can also bring it
I can be a blue socket. Let's be a blue socket. Let's believe let's do a blue socket. Let's see. Let's see what goes on
Let's see what happens
Let's see what happens.
I'm gonna be two stacks of shotgun,
a blue shotgun, and three stacks of 80.
All right, I'm gonna bring,
what I'm gonna bring is a little bit of this.
Okay, a little bit of that, right?
Okay, a little bit of that.
We're not getting off until we have a max win.
You know what, boys?
We're hunkering down.
We're hunkering down.
We are not getting off until we have a max,
maximum win.
This is our moment, this is our time.
This is our moment.
Mamanites.
Mamanites over.
Put our hands up.
Energy can hold us.
Energy can hold us.
Like the city can hold us.
Energy can hold us.
This is our moment.
Energy can hold us.
This is our moment.
Tonight is the night.
We're going to stop till the show.
But we're going to put our hands up.
Like the city can't hold eyes, like the city can't hold eyes, the night is a night, well I'm gonna lay it open and we'll put our hands up, like the city can't hold eyes, like the city can't hold eyes.
me on Jupiter and Mars guys I say we kill all robots we don't smile behind
we just kill them real fast we all we stop the ship all give us help with a
gun but a big mother god excellent idea I'm seeing some rusty cannons on here
do we have non rusty good but the green ones on oh thank you jingy very kind of
You're a kind soul, you're a very kind soul.
That's gimmick.
I see.
I mean.
Gimmick is cheap and out.
Listen, I'll bring a little sassy.
You guys want to bring a little sassy?
Get a little sassy.
All right, shit.
Get a little sassy.
Huh?
Gimmick, get a little sassy.
Because I'm not going to lie to you.
I think I hit my second win.
I think I hit my...
Oh.
I think I hit...
Oh, my.
You're getting sassy, girl.
All right.
You're getting sassy.
I just didn't know what the vibe was.
You're getting sassy, girl.
I'll get sassy, I'll get sassy.
Oh, you're sassy, you're sassy.
All right, you're sassy, you're sassy.
Okay, you're sassy, you're sassy, boy.
You're sassy.
All right, ready up, ready up, guys.
Let's run!
You
Now boys, let's put the let's put the blue 80 on the armored
One on the left and the blue 40 on the armored one on the right. Do you guys think yeah?
See that again, I wasn't
I was gonna go I was in good another drink, but I started fighting with chat
I started yelling at my chat. They were saying I don't yeah, you got it
I mean it was a
Oh, yeah. Oh, now I got an empty cup.
I mean, you did the right thing. You got to keep him alive.
I mean, you got to keep him alive. You got to keep him alive.
God, I got to keep him in line.
You got to keep him in line.
I'm going to go to the steering wheel. Oh, wow, they spawned us in front of the car.
Oh, we're like in the middle of the map. Hold on, no.
Is this like the... is this the super spawn?
Okay, I'm going to send this over to the nipple, I'm going to go get us a light tasteful little
something to sip on, but I'm going to get off the wheel.
We are going to run into a rock in about 30 seconds, so somebody's got it, somebody's
got to save us.
Good luck!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. It's very god of you. Very god of you. Thank
Thank you.
I'm a little killing on boss.
We'll make it, Gigi.
We'll make it.
We've got to believe that we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars.
I can really use the wings right now.
Wings right now.
Wings right now.
Can we pretend that airplane did a nice guy like shooting stars?
I can really use a whish right now, whish right now, whish right now.
All of you guys actually saved us.
I'm fully expected to come back to us being absolutely slamming into one of these bones.
I got you.
You underestimate us, gimmick.
You underestimate our intelligent agents.
This is a good sign guys. This is a good sign.
It's a good sign. It's a good sign.
Oh, Mr. Hanlot, I want to get some wakeer,
man, good, um, man.
And Mr. Sirobble, I want to get some waker,
man, good, um, man!
Bob what?
Bob what?
Did you see that?
Did you see it?
Sing it, girl!
Say it, man.
I don't know that song completely.
Can we pretend that airplane
In the night sky lies 2D stars
I can really use the wind right now
Wind right now
Guys, I see our first target, South West
Are we seeing a B.O.B up in here?
Is this a B.O.B kind of night?
It's a B.O.B type of night
I think that smells bomb
Do you guys see the person in the South West?
That's who seems that goddamn song
Well, maybe look to the south west first Mr. gimmick.
I literally am.
He was right there a second ago, I swear.
We need to go straight and around this rock to the right.
You see that big rock in front of us?
You have to go around that and we'll see you.
Okey-dokey-boes?
Everybody's locked in, I can tell.
OK.
I see someone, I see someone who eats crayons in his mean time.
I see someone who has a toenail collection.
56 years old probably.
Guys, I have someone with a toenail collection in my sights.
Target locked.
I'm locking in on somebody who's thinking about streaming on Rumble.
I'm locking it, I'm locking it on someone who's about to start an oldie fan.
Can you collect your toenails, gimmick?
Yeah, I wouldn't say I collect them, that's a little extreme.
I've got someone with a rock collection.
You keep them.
A rock collection, well.
Are you talking about me, do you not?
No, I'm talking about gimmick up here.
We don't, I don't call them rocks, peanut. They're geodes.
Oh, sorry. Minerals. Minerals.
Thank you. Minerals. Minerals.
My rocks have crystals and pretty stuff inside of it.
I actually, my uncle, my aunt divorced him, so he's not my uncle anymore, but when I was
a child, my uncle was a rock guy, and every year for Christmas he'd give us some crazy
ass rocks.
And honestly, as a kid, I thought it was awesome.
The man's giving me rocks for Christmas, but I thought it was more angry.
I was like that when I was a kid. I have a whole bag of rocks. I used to collect them when I was a kid.
Dude, I swear. Now that I think back on it.
They have crystals of stuff in those.
Yeah, the ones that they cut them in half and there's like the crystals inside.
But I swear sometimes he'd just find a rock on the on the beach and just polish it and give it to me
And I'd be like, oh
Plants except for all right that shows that he cares gaming
Yeah, it's done. I appreciate uncle Dave. I'm here. Uncle Dave's a good guy
I'll go Dave. I don't think he's in my uncle anymore because of the divorce, but I still
He's your uncle in spirit. I
I do think we should actually step and grab the jump.
This is like a dump.
This always has a tap.
Okay, I'm getting my hair stopped.
Stop! Stop!
I have no idea how these are not hitting.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I just wanted to be safe.
Oh, I think we're good. I think we're good. Just bring us right up to the rock there.
Actually, no, we actually got to go around and kill the door.
It does, it does. Yeah, it's at the double-right door.
I can't aim down enough to do these things.
I got him.
You're not really striking us!
Is who the other striking lady?
Oh my god!
Move, move, move, move!
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Who is that?
I am your boss!
I see ya.
What the hell?
Who's over there striking us?
I don't know, I don't see anyone.
Oh, they're behind us.
I see the red smoke.
They're directly behind us.
You sure about it?
They're behind us.
Well, somebody, I'm not sure if it's them, but it's somebody's directly behind us, 100%.
Directly behind us.
What the hell?
Spin us around.
What the hell?
We're out of the range of the oracles, Frank.
Don't lose another ship, Captain. We're not losing this ship, boys, under any circumstances.
Under any circumstances are we losing this ship.
You want me, boys, to help clear soldiers?
They got the advance. That could have been bad. That could have been pretty bad.
They wasted that shot.
They also have a despair.
They're directly straight, straight the way we came.
He's right here. Promise.
Let's go up to the P.O.I. Let's get closer.
Let's get close to it.
Hold up.
I don't know if we should be going up a mountain when we're about to see you guys sit down.
I am God's mighty God, you know what I mean?
That's true.
That's true.
Maybe we, yeah, maybe we wait.
Maybe we stay far.
We're kind of far.
I think they, I think they orbited us from the wall.
The problem is I have a 40 here.
Oh, you do got that 40 bars.
Yeah, you do got that 40 bars.
Should I replace it?
Yeah.
Wait, at least we should put this on the front.
You mean?
Yeah.
two ladies mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah we can switch we can swap it back later we can
swap back later
I'll hold fast wait no we can just put the 40 up here
I'll put it on top and then I'll put it on 40
I've got a brilliant I well I've got a question what it's been about it's been
guys this should be down here because that's an armored one right guys this is
I'm a one yeah oh yes you're right okay okay I see now we got that okay did you
order the burger I did not order the burger oh my god you're gonna go to
sleep hungry I'm so hungry I'm so hungry guys I'm so hungry it's it's it's making
my gas tank low oh give me hold on wait a second I think only a trade
I'm a hungry guy. I'm a hungry guy.
Let's see if we can see them.
Okay. That makes sense.
Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright.
Hmm. I don't know if they're behind us.
Silly juice goes the void.
It's right out of the set. Why don't you...
seven three twenty seven
they if you have a chef they make you pre-made meals and they put them in the
fridge
really go go through the right we're not gonna be able to get through it they're
on the other side of this mountain range
i think i'm gonna go back where we came from
yeah i think so
they might be leaving because they're not they're not coming towards us
are you sure boss i mean i'm not sure i just saw some of the black smoke i saw
Little puff right right behind this rocket right now. They are coming. I think yeah, I see the smoke. It's right there boys
I think they might be coming. I don't know. I it looks
What was that
I swear
left if we do I say we go around the right because I don't know how long
Yeah, this should be a long map, right?
Honestly, you want this?
Let's push it, do it, let's do it, fuck him.
Let's see what happens.
Let's see what's back-align it.
I just don't want to go up on top of the hill
and not be able to...
I just think it's important to seek this wonderful thing.
Blessings, blessings, Godspeed, happy new day, Godspeed,
accuracy, ability to read, something to read.
Happy, happy, happy.
happy happy birthday there we go blessings blessings to give it good
you don't stop shooting at that stupid I got one of them I got one of the door
brilliant you make sure for the second term per se
right here right there yep okay that didn't really work all that well that
that is where I bought it right did you aim right I aimed right I couldn't get
any more down unfortunately but where do you see did you we see him oh oh all
right okay I'm not funny business I'm not funny business
Fortunately this turns you to have taken about a thousand damage, and she really have five beams so make sure you put your beams in tiny lockers
Where now that's just a desert mirage that's just a desert mirage in deep moron
Now that's just the day to get your mind
Let me dance amongst the stars that is to ships. No, that's that's the desert rise
Yeah, it's good to be alive.
Is that an eSports team, Barash?
I believe it's a CS2 map.
By the way, this is a custom ship on the left that is fucking huge.
Also...
Guys, we might be screwed here.
These guys are custom ships. They got good stuff.
They got good stuff.
Oh my gosh, maybe we shouldn't...
Why aren't they shooting each other?
Yeah, why aren't they shooting the other team?
Oh no, they're...
You know what? They're probably sand raiders.
Oh, this could be bad.
They's gonna be back in it. All right guys, they see post up right here, and we just hammer up
They got their engine on the back. I'm protected post up post up. I got a backup. Oh god reload
Yeah, we get to reload that's one of the most essential points
Well hold up I missed on purpose I missed on
and we go that's a nice shot okay I missed our purpose again hold on I
would get a little higher that might hit that is not gonna head that is not gonna
hit these guys are a little further up to the desert it's the desert it makes you
think things are closer than they are we hold on where these guys do it but
that's a default sample okay these guys are the left of nothing they're not
Let's get moving. Let's get moving. Okay. We are pushing I see we just go ahead with the defon simple
But we got a check out. Oh, you want a hammer?
Yeah, I think that's what they want
Okay, I'm thinking this is a decoy ship so let's not
We might still have to
What is the reaction?
Well, let's not just don't push in too far.
Don't push in too far.
Why is this don't think we should be running after them?
I see we were right here, so these guys pushed us.
Let me just kill them. Kill them real quickly.
I agree.
I can see the smoke of the other one.
Yeah, it's looping all right. It's looping around.
I'm going to stop missing on purpose, by the way, guys.
I've been missing on purpose this whole time.
Right, I assume.
Well, it's just a silly joke.
Right, very silly.
I've been feeling pretty silly.
Oh, oh, there's too much.
Wait a minute.
I think you're wrong about the situation.
Wait a minute now.
I can see this desert.
It makes you think things are closer than they are.
These guys seem a lot closer than I see the bullet
and just doesn't reach them.
I mean, they hit us on the first shot.
These guys are better than us.
These guys are better than us.
I
Have been hit a single shot yeah, I hit one. Oh now that now they're actually close
Sooner or later, I'm gonna have a shot. I'll tell you that right now guys
One of these shots is gonna connect and that's what's gonna be wild here. You feel the greatest shot you've I've ever seen
One of these shots what I'm telling you
Sooner or later, it's about to happen.
I mean, it's a physical chance.
I just poured their leg! I just poured their leg!
It's a physical chance of not happening.
Alright, so, I am now 24 shots deep, and I am not going to see this.
They're falling for their own fate!
Oh, I hit the reactor! I hit the reactor!
You did it!
I did it!
That's my peanut!
Okay, did it! I did it!
YAY!
What a splendid day this is.
What a splendid day.
Oh, it's a good day to be alive, guys.
It's a good day to be alive.
What a splendid day, guys. What a splendid day.
I seem to be in shock now that we're with him.
Uh, a cop like Quake.
You go ahead and destroy that bubble, Quake, boys.
But you destroy that bubble.
We have to get that bubble down.
We have to get that bubble down ASAP.
Yeah, sir, I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
There has to. The engine's exposed. I can see that.
The bubble should be down any moment now.
There we go.
There we go. I hit that engine boys.
Hit that reactor ASAP.
Hit that reactor.
Ever that reactive voice.
There we go. Now we're stuck in. Now we're stuck in boys. Now we're stuck in. This is what it's all about right here.
This is what it's all about right here. This is what it's all about. Right here, jump it right here.
Oh, we're the winners! We're the winners! We're the winners!
I killed one there's two left.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
That turn is destroyed.
That's tragic.
They have blue.
They have a blue gun.
That turn is destroyed as well. That's good news.
That's guys. That's the experimental shotgun right there. Oh my god.
Behind us. Behind us. Behind us.
Oh my god, guys behind us!
What?
Behind us!
What the hell?
Guys are taking shit!
Oh, it's the silly ship!
It's the silly ship!
There's two behind us!
There's two behind us!
Guys, back down the hatch!
Just back down the hatch!
There's too many guys!
Guys, they're taking these experimental ships and they're running!
I mean, some of the experimental guys, they're taking them and running!
We can't let them get away!
We're taking the experimental guns and they're running!
Guys, we gotta kill these ships fast!
We gotta kill these ships fast!
I don't know if I shall run away with a box.
He got destroyed these ships fast boys, fast, fast, fast.
Oh my goodness. Oh, Hambrough, Hambrough boys, Hambrough.
Give them one more, give them one more.
Oh nothing back, oh nothing back. There we go. Alright, we're good there.
They're running boys, they're running with those experimentals!
Hey you, he's going to the other side of the ship, going to the other side, there's
no way they've been in that boundary yet, there's no, it's not possible.
What the?
What the fuck?
What?
Get outta here!
That's okay!
You're a good man!
You're a good man!
You're a good man! You're a good man!
Guys, these guys are stuck with good cannons. This is a huge win.
Okay, I don't know what he's...
Oh my god, they're stacked!
Boys, boys, boys!
Oh my goodness, oh my god, there's blue cannons, experimental cannons, there's red boxes, holy shit, this is a huge win.
I'm not seeing anybody in the desert, P, I'm not seeing...
I saw one leave of the box and fuck him fuck him. I don't even care. Just take all this shit. Just take all this shit
Oh my god ram this ship. Let's get all this. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness Max Queen
No, no, no, no, we got both of them we got both of them
There's a third ship
You guys got that?
Well, it'd be nice if we had two guns instead of one
but
Are you sure?
I'm hoppin' on, hoppin' on.
Oh, there's bad guys, there's bad guys on our ship!
There's bad guys on our ship!
Back up in the dark, up in the dark!
There's two bad guys on our ship!
I've brought you a treat!
Fuck it!
He's sweet, somebody's going with a box with the helmet!
Oh my god, there's like 20 of them.
What the fuck were all these people
All right, that last guy was just trying to give us a little treat
Jesus Christ, okay, I need to fix this engine
Get down that piece of shit out of these quizzes. Hold on. Wait a second. We back up. I'm a man
I'm not allowed to have it you want some of this bitch you want some of this you want some of this
Your shit was crap in your crap too
We're getting smoke
I got him I got him I got him I got him good work
I
Just so much good on that ship. Oh my goodness is so much
We need to use those cannons to fight these other people
ASAP it's an ASAP situation certified ASAP situation
It's an ASAP situation
Oh
He was being a little gift box
How kind of a thing it was a lot going on I'm not going on but she's happening in the fall of war I
Don't know where they're going guys. I see me loot this ship. Oh my god. These guys had a shit
That's not saying that's not saying the body this guy had like C4 this guy was ready to rip
Are you aware of us into that ship, Gigi? We're gonna go ahead and just take it off.
Oh my goodness, it is plentiful. It is plentiful. Oh. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my
goodness. There's so many good cannons. Oh. I need those other cannons.
And those other guys backed off, right?
Yeah, they did.
They're still kind of over there.
Oh my goodness.
Backstoof, backstoof, wind.
I'm going to pop off.
I'm going to pop off real quick.
Oh, you devious dog.
You're a devious dog.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
You're a devious dog.
You know that?
You're a devious dog.
Oh, my deviousness is like, oh, my greatest strengths.
Oh, you're a devious dog.
you're a devious dog. Oh you're so devious. Okay here's an experimental shot gun that I picked up.
Oh my goodness. Boutiful, boutiful, oh! Boutiful! Oh my goodness gracious! Oh! Oh my god! When did
they even get this that quick? I don't even understand how they got all this this quick.
Do we have a repair kit somewhere?
They've got a picket, they've got a picket in here.
No, I found one.
Okay, I just, I have to fix the front door.
Oh my God, where did they get all this?
Y'all just gonna smoke bomb too if you want to be pieces of shit?
Yes, please.
It's all I want.
It's all I want to do.
It's all I want to do.
It's all I want.
Okay, I'm gonna stick the front door.
Little something, something.
We win if they get all of this so quick.
But heavens!
Lord have mercy?
You see in this forest, you see in this?
Is it a good heavens or is the Lord have mercy?
Oh, no, it's a good heavens. It's a good heavens.
No Lord have mercy on this one. No, this is a good happen. Oh my god. It's such great news. Oh my goodness
I'm telling you this is
There's bound to pull the green blues
Experimentals you keep doing that. I'm looting the far ship. They didn't have much but they had
They had like at least one full box. Okay, still that other ship is still lurking
Yeah, I saw the smoke for a second. I'm grabbing the black box
These other guys just had like one box worth of stuff and a black box
Oh
Okay, never mind. Oh my god, they actually had what they did what they have
These guys had actually have more than oh
Shit
More than more than who more than who they actually had three good boxes and a black box. Oh
Oh, how it's led that yeah, that's all the loot on this yet. Move it move us over here
Move us over here. Okay by the time you get here. I'll have all the loot on the floor ready to be delivered
Oh shit, I need a turn on the oh
Bound to for bad to for plenty for gentlemen jackpot. Oh
Oh
Oh, a spaghetti, a meatball.
A spaghetti.
I wonder, you want a spaghetti?
My dad said, let's treat this last message.
Oh, my god.
What a meaningful message.
See the other guy.
What a meaningful last message.
What do you think he was trying to say?
I don't know.
I'm still thinking about it.
I think it's a metaphor.
A metaphor?
For what?
Oh, he said, he's not even Italian.
He's Irish. He looked into my eyes and grabbed me by the right foot.
From the grip right on my neck. He's never been like that.
Oh my goodness. A lot of practice. A lot of practice.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. A lot of practice.
Ask your mom, she's a professional. A lot of practice. A lot of practice.
Let's get let's get this loot on these shelves and also we might swap out some of some of these
I just killed coconut in solo
Oh, no.
He's a chap that I'm feeding.
There's no way.
Somebody in my chat, what are my bungalows?
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay, perfect. Now the ladder is on your shelf.
Oh, it's perfect.
Wait, where's, oh, oh, there it is.
I was wondering what the hell was going on.
I don't know if that's perfect.
I don't know if anything's going through.
It's right under our ship.
I dropped it under our ship.
Oh, I put, I literally put the ladder
I was working here for a long time, man, it's been a long, it's been a long, it's been a lot of work.
They only had three boxes.
You know what they should do? I actually have a suite. I have a suite addition to this game that I think everyone's going to go WP nut.
Okay, I got the last one.
WP nut.
WP nut?
You know how you repair these metal patches and the pipes and like you repair them. I need you to repair like when they're at half health and then when they're at zero health, right?
right and it doesn't really matter how how much health it has it's the same
circle you I mean why not just make the circle if the circle is full it's at a
hundred percent health so say if it's like only missing two percent you just
touch it and immediately it's done if it's 0% it does it out over the full
circle you I mean I like it it's based on how much health it has it's like
There's 100 ticks.
100 ticks?
I think that sounds very reasonable.
Maybe for the experimentals.
Add it to your text.
Add it to your really big text thread.
Guys, there's a ship in front of us.
I've got it in the experimental.
Where is the experiment?
These guys are default.
I do not see the experimental anywhere.
You've got it in the deep?
What?
I grabbed the chalk and won.
Where's the shotgun went at?
I put it right there on the back.
the back so we can put it in and lose it.
Catchy, catchy, I'm going to swap this out for the blue.
What is the shotgun experiment to do?
Like, what's the special power?
I think it's just like a shotgun.
The reloader.
But it's like wow.
It's like, it's like, holy.
Guys.
It's like baby.
It's like a baby boy.
Oh.
You ever seen a baby boy do it before?
They're going into the...
These guys are a default by the way.
They still might have loot.
The thing about the ships is like...
They could have just as good loot as a girth knot.
You know what I'm saying?
They might have looted two POIs already.
They're standing still, they're looting a boat.
Okay, well that's not a good sign.
You never know, maybe they just act like they're absolute idiots.
I think this is a good idea because the storm's about to close in.
Wait, yeah, I'm telling you, maybe they're just acting.
Could they just be acting?
They could just be acting.
Oh, we got time on the storm.
The storm's okay.
It may be not a good idea for them.
They don't even know we're here, they're on the boat.
I can see them on the boat.
Should we just kill them?
Yeah.
They're going onto their boat, they just saw us.
Okay, alright.
I'm gonna try out these slugs of the experimenters, really, if you don't mind.
I'm gonna see what they've got.
I'm gonna see what they've got.
He's gonna pop their reaction.
This is the slowest?
Okay, the experimenter's definitely not below speed.
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
What the superpower of the experimental suck?
I don't understand.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
It does 100 more damage than a...
than a... than an 80 millimeter.
Oh, it be- oh, it be those two shots!
Oh, my God!
That's huge!
Holy crap!
Holy crap!
Okay, now that's actually pretty cool.
Some other ships are on land as well.
These little weeds!
All right, let him have it boys, let him have it.
Oh well, we got it.
Good work everybody.
I just killed one of them.
I just killed one of them.
Second.
Excellent work.
Excellent work boys.
Already what?
Extracted already.
We should go kill them.
I bet they have tons of loot.
You think this guy has it?
So
Can you just take a beat with your binoculars gimmick to the half of you guys oh my god guys
Let's go for the guys expecting let's go for those guys excited. It's a good idea
This is a missus
Guys, I honestly kind of like the shotgun now with the slugs in the two
You're not look down for that's why you had a hundred dead right up the red go go go go go
That's their black box. I left the box a half full block box of loot that we gotta stop those guys excited
We gotta go. We got turbo. We got turbo. We have I need a
I got you I'm gonna do a bunch of good news. I got you. I got you. I got you. I don't know if we're making these boys
Going into maximum overdrive
go go go I don't know if we're making this oh this is a top scenario
oh he says yes oh oh that rabbit rabbit rabbit that's what happened with
design full oh wait I was gonna keep Lucy I think you can't interrupt it and
pass one minute 30 seconds maybe with the ramming technique you can okay I was
I'm just gonna keep boosting, I'm just gonna keep boosting, I'll boost you all the way there, let me know when we're close, okay?
React to it.
Oh, excellent shot.
Wait, wait, let me turn off the syringe.
And there we go.
I don't see the... I don't see any smoke.
There you go.
We got him?
Hey, what?
I didn't see the shot up.
That'd feel like a bug.
Wait, what the hell?
Is there even a next track right there?
Hey, hold on, let me check.
Yeah, there is.
Oh, well...
What the hell?
Well...
It's a DGS, Dagon situation.
It's raising a CDGS, a certified Dagon situation?
It's a certified Dagon situation.
Oh my god. I was hoping that it would not be that.
It's a CDGT, a certified Dagon Targaryen situation.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Well that's a shame.
Okay, well we'll just go for the next guys.
No need to worry guys, we'll just go for the next guys.
Also, I don't think that's right. Let's turn around and go back to the other ship. There was a box of regular shotgun ammo and a couple other gray ammo.
I'm not turning us back.
That sounds like an excellent idea.
All right then.
That is a dubious idea. That is dubious.
A dubious idea, dubious idea.
Dubitably dubious.
I think
Yeah, hold on
What what do you see what do you see giving?
You say that deserves you
No, I just put the blue shot. We got now have two pristine chef
And we have a oh we have an experimental and a blue shot down if we ram somebody there
Everybody on that shot. They just get their daddy immediately. They've lost
They've lost. They've lost the game.
Literally, honestly, the game might even just...
It's just a lead-up.
It won't even wait for us to shoot him.
It's just, you can sit him back the long way.
Oh, good heavens. Instantaneous.
We have the admin ram.
Yeah.
Excellent. Excellent. That is so great to hear.
That is so great to hear.
Oh, it's a blessing.
Oh, that's a blessing to hear. That's a blessing.
We're blessed.
We're blessed. We're blessed.
Two shotgun cannons high-level high IQ IQ don't forget about that
We've not yet. I think you should I can judge ripping through this desert house case. Just oh guys
I hope I got this to 80 millimeter EMP shells legendary down here. Oh
That's fun
We use our man that's pretty fun. I have to literally
Oh, there it is, sucking the door. That'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen. Let's go.
We actually have plenty of ammo. This is looking pretty good. This is looking pretty good.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, I'm going to tell you, stay to the left. Go like, scoot right to the right of this P.O.I.
because it's all nightmare landscape to the right.
Yeah, but we need to get out of this.
Get out of this slot!
We got time, we got time.
We're right on the edge.
Oh, there they are!
Ah!
I followed the gate!
We're on the edge of the blue too.
Yeah, we're aging, we're aging.
We're gonna have to cut the eye right here.
I don't know, I'm never mind, there's bombs instead.
Bombs?
Bumbaclot?
Yeah.
Bombs?
Did we run in here real quick and get the domes and stuff?
Like the red item.
I don't know.
That sounds risky.
What if we don't do that, maybe?
That didn't help at all.
It's risky, is it?
It's risky adjacent.
It's risky adjacent.
And we could just take a leap in there.
I mean, what if we just took a peek?
A little peep never hurt anyone, did he?
Okay, I missed.
I was gonna judge whether we go in there or whether I missed that.
What's going in?
No?
No, no, let's go kill a person.
Guys, guys, guys, oh my god.
If anyone's seeing how many green boxes there are on the map,
is anyone seeing this?
One guy's just dead.
I think one guy's just...
One guy's just dead with one.
I'm not really sure what he was doing.
Oh.
He's defeated, but...
Guys, there's two green monsters to the direct sound.
I do ignore the one on the top right.
That guy doesn't seem to be moving much anymore.
Oh, he's, yeah.
Yeah, that guy doesn't seem to be.
That's, uh, that's, um, that guy's.
Wait, he's moving?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That's the nervous system.
Yeah, it's like a lobster when you put up in a boiling pot.
It's the air releasing from the body.
You know what I mean?
It's the air releasing from the body.
So we're gonna want to go directly south kill these guys. I think they're about to fight actually. Looks like they're about to fight. We need to smoothen it right when they die.
Yeah, it looks like that, huh?
Yeah, it does look like that, huh? Doesn't it? It does look like that, huh? It looks like that, huh? It kind of does look like that, huh?
I'll tell you what, wait, there are minefields, minefields!
Wait, hold on, no there's not.
I'll have a professional minefields happen.
Please.
Alright, take us through, take us through.
We're on point, we're ready.
We're good to go.
We're good to go.
All right.
It was good over 20 years ago.
Holy shit.
How the fuck are you?
We're fighting right now.
Ledger.
The fast food Ledger 20 years ago.
We've got to be 20 years ago.
I
See that we might need to repair on one of our armored turret
Does this look black to you oh no, it's just nothing to repair never mind. I thought it looked a little black
You check this one. Oh
Yeah, never mind. No, we're good. We're good. I thought they were black
All right, you see me see buddy
Guys what are we talking about guys guys when the windows when the modules are dead you see look
When they when they're completely destroyed they turn black you see
All right
Okay. Alright guys. Alright guys. Alright pal. Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. See you on Twitter. Alright. See you on Twitter guys.
All right good good that's good to hear. That's good to hear all right
Oh
Or okay, okay, all right, okay
Okay, let me take a look at the map see those guys done a done beat the shit out of each other
I looks like they're still in progress still in progress and beat the shit out of each other
Which is good which it which is good
Hey, you are she might need some boosts. I think if we get there too late
They're gonna be all ready repair and looted up. Yeah, we get a boost right now
All righty hit the boost maximum open crime initiated
I'm gonna keep boost nice
I don't know if you try to make this interesting when nothing is happening. It's almost like that's my job
Oh god, that's on the red rod.
That's a palm tree.
Here's the red rod.
No, we saved the red rod.
We sell the red rod.
We sell the red rod.
Do you need a baby?
Yee, you need a mouse.
Yee, you need a mouse.
You need a mouse.
Egg mouse.
Egg mouse.
I need another six-leaf light.
My dog has a red brawn.
All right.
Don't put it in the engine.
You gotta get moving.
Hey, hold on.
Wait a second.
Will the owner rot us?
I'm rotting us?
Mm-hmm.
Bam!
Well, we're moving now.
I can feel the ship are rocking.
The waves are unkind to us today.
us today. Oh yeah we are. As I'm not gonna lie I haven't seen those guys moving a bit I think one of them might be dead.
Yeah I'm probably mooting right now.
How much do you want to bet whenever I get the royal chassis? Folks he starts playing this game
majorly. Sticking a rod and an eight leg creature? I mean he basically lives with that shit.
You know what I'm talking about?
I mean...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I haven't heard anything that's been said in the last...
minute and 37 seconds.
Can you repeat everything? Just real quick?
Nutshell?
Streaming on Twitch has appeared is not a real job.
Just do this!
It's like a Nutshell version.
Just an edge!
ChatGPG, please.
I'm hard at work right now.
I'm hard at work hard work work
All right, you see it I got a man. I got marriage the cannons
You are hot that is I gotta make something got ammo
All right, pal. Okay, you see that you can do that you do that bitch
I'll see I got I gotta take these cans now. I gotta check these cans hard work work
I got some time see a job like nerd is why are we working drugs to work and those are the easy job
I drive us forward easy drive check an ammo dammit drive check me ever on these cannons first
See?
No, that's what I was thinking.
Dave got calluses on your-on your mitts.
Dave got calluses!
You a sissy when-
Oh, I'm-
You're more ammo after all.
Your hairs don't look like this at one time.
You're a sissy boy.
See my hands?
Actually, these are well-loaded some guys.
Does anybody notice how well-loaded some of their hands are?
These are succulent hands.
These are suckin'.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This guy is using blitz working.
Oh, you're right.
My God.
Wow.
This guy.
Wow.
This guy.
This guy.
Oh, let's do it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
That's not the guy with the tractor.
Hey, hold on.
Honestly, the guy with the tractor is probably going to be looting for a while because both
those ships were obviously looting and had a ton of loot each.
So we just killed this guy there we go go that guy ever rich brother. Yeah, I need
Are you saying it's a big thing situation? Don't give me listen if it's not
Don't get me excited. But how is it a big thing?
Oh, I have no ammo. Oh my god
I think there's some in front of the box downstairs this done is ass
You need the revolver. The revolver, huh? Or the, uh, yeah, the actual.
Yeah, I got this minefield before we find it.
Oh, there we go. There we go. It's huge.
There we go.
Alright, you see that?
You see that?
Oh, there it is!
There it is!
There it is!
Hey!
Not about it, boys!
Not about it!
Um, come it!
Well, these guys are good.
These guys are good.
I just turned a leg.
I just turned a leg.
Honestly, honestly, we want to just stop and hammer them.
Wait, did we get any doughs or anything?
Oh, I don't know if we have any code, we gotta hammer these guys, we gotta hammer these guys.
We got a healing thing that I can do.
No, we just gotta hop on turrets, we just gotta hop on turrets real quick.
I can't move, they keep taking our way, so...
Just put us in, put us in drive, we just hop on a turret.
There's their hammered us, their hammered us.
They are hammered us boys, oh my goodness, they are hammered us.
Oh, it's a hammering! It's a hammering!
Oh, it's a hammering! This is a hammering!
You'll have to kill me!
You'll have to kill me!
Oh, the Oblast Strike! Oh my God!
Wait, wait, wait! What if it's twice as good on the edge of a bed?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
I'm sorry, our engine is fine, our engine is fine.
I think one of those engines is like not fine.
We gotta get up there boys, we gotta get up there, we gotta get up there.
Oh my goodness, we gotta get up there.
Oh god, oh good average.
Oh they're hammering us, they are hammering us.
Our engines are still fine.
They are hammering us, oh my goodness, they are hammering us.
All hands on deck! All hands on deck!
Oh, I got one of their turrets.
Got all hands on deck points!
Got to let another leg...
Oh, it happens! Oh, hairball! Sorry!
Little hairball.
I get a little out of there, leg!
Oh, we're actually smoking!
Get one kill!
Oh my god!
He's got only two!
He's got only two!
Oh, we're hitting them!
We're hitting them!
I'm having boys!
I'm having on the jacket!
I'm having on the jacket!
Oh, I hit their reactor!
We're not closing up on them!
Oh, good happens!
I'm slugged!
I'm slugged!
Oh, good happens!
Oh, good heavens!
Oh, they destroyed my shotgun. Those bastards.
Yeah, they're aiming for a turret.
Destroy the turret! Destroy the turret!
Oh, they got me! They got me! Oh my goodness! Oh, they got me!
We're all dead! We're all dead!
Oh, I don't see you right now. We've just seen a shoot-off with the guns!
I'm dead. They just killed me.
I don't know where I am with the stamp, please.
Oh, the engine's hurt bad.
Oh, my God, we're about to die.
We're about to die.
You gotta repair that engine.
I'm repairing it.
You got one?
Keep firing.
I'm repairing the engine.
On it, on it, on it, on it.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
How is she gonna kill us?
How are they sniping us with these turrets?
Oh my goodness, how is she gonna kill us?
Just keep her bear that ancient will be fine, will be fine.
This is fine, this is fine.
Hop on that turret!
I don't wanna die.
It sucks, sucks right there.
Oh my goodness, this is crazy.
Oh my goodness, this is crazy.
This is a terrible situation.
Our agents are not looking good boys, I won't lie.
Yeah, keep him on the straight.
Yeah, keep him on the straight.
Yeah, keep him on the straight.
Yeah, keep him on the straight.
situation. Our agents are not looking good boys, I won't lie.
We got to keep up the search, we got to keep up the search boys, we got to keep up the search.
Kill one, kill one!
Kill two, kill two!
Destroy the turret, destroy the turret!
Oh god, another one, another one dead!
Get that reactor boys, get that reactor!
What?
How would they know an anchor with these fucking aiming right at him with the cannon?
I can't hit him and they fucking die.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die. Oh my god, I'm gonna die. Oh, what?
What? Kill what? Kill what? Kill what?
Oh, they got me. They got me. Oh my god, they got me.
We're not doing good either. We're gonna have them. We're gonna have them.
Hey, guys, check out their turret.
There, they're just firing. They're just firing.
Keep firing. Keep firing. We're actually not doing bad.
Keep under my bed boys, keep under my bed!
I have no ammo.
I need some more ammo in there.
Every act is one shot!
Every act is one shot boys!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Every act is one shot!
Got it! Yes!
He's got to keep off those turds, boys.
As soon as they get to those turds, they kill them.
Just kill them.
Why not the turds?
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
Wheelhouse not coming back.
Oh my God, there's another ship.
There's another ship.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's can doodling! He's canadolin!
He's can doodling! He's canadolin!
He's... he's can doodling!
We're gonna die. Oh my god, we're so dead. We're so dead.
We're so dead. Oh my goodness.
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna keep on the turds. I'm just gonna keep on the turds, okay?
I'm just gonna keep on the turds.
Let him have it, boys! Let him have it!
It's still good. Everyone on cams.
Overwobble the camshafts. Overwobble boys. Overwobble the camshafts real big.
Overwobble with the cannons boys.
Hit the turn. Hit the turn.
Destroy the turn. I'm gonna run out of ammo. I'm gonna run out of ammo.
There's a box in the middle. Yeah.
Punch punch punch punch.
There's an overwobble boys. Don't let them breathe. Don't let them breathe.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
We're the best!
We're the best!
Oh my god!
Hell yeah!
Too easy, too easy!
Now when did I die like ten minutes ago?
Oh, you.
Alright, now he's gotta keep away from my shit.
Did you wanna hit a repair?
I got eyes, I got eyes, I got eyes.
Repair? I got eyes.
They cannot reproach us with that one.
I'm gonna repair the two front ramps we have tons of extra protection is wrong you guys keep you guys do it I got eyes
They're fighting each other right now
That's good. That's good. I'm gonna pay the two front ramps. Oh, you just have tons of protection. You've been these two bad boys
It's like it's like you've never done anything. You've never did anything
We got a cooking boy, we got a cooking.
We got a cooking boys.
Okay, they're on their way, they're in the desert.
Sounds good, sounds good.
They're thinking about approaching, I'm scaring them away though.
Alright, we have full ram protection yet again boys, they can't do anything.
They can't do anything.
There's at least two alive.
As long as we as long as we oh, I don't know why I dropped it out there as long as we aim forward out of the kid
Do nothing anyway
All right, I'm gonna kill him. Oh boy here. I go kill it again
Here I go kill it again. Oh boy here. I go kill it again. Oh
boy, oh boy here. I go kill it again
There he goes. Oh boy here. I go kill it again. Oh one of them. They're far away
Oh boy boy. Oh boy
They're running off into the desert!
Do they have a box on them?
I assume so!
I'ma come in, I'ma come in!
Going where I'm shooting.
Guys, if you don't have any time for this, we might have to loot.
You guys start moving out, I'll help this guy down.
You guys start moving out.
I've been trying to kill us, remember?
They always do this.
It's fine, it's fine.
You should not miss out on all that loot.
That is too much loot to miss out on.
We're just crashing to the ship to keep all the stuff.
I'll kill this guy, I'll kill this guy.
Oh, dude.
They're dear right, they're dear right.
Got it, got it, I'm on it.
I'm on it, bud, I'm on it.
Straight to your right.
Keep going, keep going right there.
Oh, there's two of them.
Not too much, I'm on it, I'm on it.
On the case.
Oh boy, here we go, kill it again.
Here we go, kill it again!
Oh my gosh, there's so much loot.
They take it all, boys, take it all, we're running out of time, that circle's about to close.
Oh, they see me already, that's not bad.
I'm gonna go down the ground if you want to.
Oh, that guy's completely invisible for me, that's fantastic.
I'm on the other ship.
That guy's completely invisible.
So this is the base of our ladder and then we can all just
Ferry it up at the end. Oh
That's not good that's not good at all. Oh, how's it going over there? Ah, not the greatest, but it's good
I want you to know we played the other day
Yeah, no one no one likes bread bread is bad. No one likes bread
What does that even mean what do you oh they got me?
They got me they have boxes
The Z-Box situation. The BS situation? Very hot on BS. Luckily though, I don't think these people realize that there's two X-Tracks. We can kind of just do the other X-Tracks. I just blew it up. I just blew it up and we'll do the other X-Tracks. I think I just gave him C4.
bodies. That's not the best idea.
Let's see.
Everybody makes mistakes in the heat of battle.
Oh, my god.
There's so much loot.
Yeah, I'm going to ram the ship into us.
I know.
There's so much loot over here.
Put it at the bottom of the ladder.
Oh, my goodness.
Guys, you have like probably two minutes to this.
You have like two minutes to this.
We got to move, we got to move.
We need more.
I'll keep throwing us over there.
Hey, honestly, I don't even have time for this.
I'm just going to ram the ship.
I'm gonna ram the ship so we can climb from ship to ship.
Right?
But most of all, the loot is on the ground already.
I'm gonna ram the ship that a gimmick is on,
and then I'm gonna come help you with yours, okay?
Wait, wait, why are we moving the ship?
I'm putting loot at the bottom of the ladder.
Wait, oh shit, it was in drag.
Wait, I'm gonna ram the ship,
gimmick just put it right on the ship, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to give you some shit. Yeah, I'm just fucking around. I'm just fucking around whatever whatever. I'll just go to the boxes. I'll just go to the boxes. I've got it. I'm good. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
on the right I think both ships as we got to move we got I mean this circle is
coming in oh my god just over right here right here oh we are so fucked oh we
are so fun wait wait these boxes go oh yeah honestly
what's the circle look like what's it look like it's bad we got to move like
now we actually do not know oh my god guys guys stop with the simpsons grab
all the boxes oh we're so fun oh my goodness don't wait oh my god
Yeah, we got we're gonna die. We're gonna die
We can't take any of us. We'll be okay if we move now. We vote will be okay if we move now
Oh, we're gonna leave all this loot though. I'm just consolidating a single box and we go
We what if it's closing on this extract and we have actually one time that we think
It's a risk it's a risk it's a risk
It's a risk it's a risk. I look consolidated box here
Oh
Good happens. Oh good. All right our engines on right our engines on engine don't oh
My god guys if you hear if we start here explosions and we didn't run. Oh shit
We got a move it's explosion. What the interim go the interim repair repair repair
Repair the instrument. We got a move. I'm gonna get it. Oh shit. Oh shit. We got a move
No, no, no, no, no.
Guys repair that engine, repair that engine.
I'm trying to get up.
Put a rod in it, put a rod in it, put a rod.
Jammer, jammer, jammer.
Oh, shit.
Hey peanut.
I have a roast with hand staged.
No, no, no.
I don't get in that, then.
Shoot real fucking, I can't see anything.
I don't get in.
No.
Thank you.
No.
Oh
Sweet sweet a sweet little treat a
a sweet a sweet tree. You do everything right and died at us.
A sweet little design.
What a sweet tree. What a sweet light.
What a sweet little light. Have an extra shotgun.
Yeah, what a sweet design. You know what I missed.
I know something I missed.
In PUBG, the circle was this gaudy blue wall.
Yeah, it was really easy to see.
And then the graphics got better.
So they're like, what if the wall is this sandy, windy, amorphous thing
that you can't actually see coming?
That you can't actually know if it's upon you.
It's because it's, ooh, the graphics are so much better.
Ooh, just give me a Halo 2 graphics blue wall.
Coming in on me, so I know when I'm gonna get fucked.
I don't mind getting fucked, but I would like to know.
I would like to know.
It'd be nice to know.
It'd be nice to know when I'm about to get fucked.
That is right, that would be nice.
That would be nice.
That would be nice.
That would be very nice.
That would be very nice.
I get that the fog is cool, it's atmospheric,
it's immersive, right?
But I've been in the storm for 20 minutes,
and I've been in the storm for 20 seconds.
And you never know.
You never know.
You never know.
Ah, well, these last few hours.
I think you died too fast in the storm, in my opinion.
Yeah, by the way, I don't know if you guys know this,
but you know how the feel the damage
was doing to the to the engine. It actually does equal damage to every compartment per
tech. So all those things you were seeing popping off the walls of that engine was happening
to literally every individual compartment. That was I mean that was one of the final
circles so it was probably like even more apparently the first circles not as damaging
But that one was you know what the problem was you didn't get greedy enough
Honestly, if we did just mm-hmm if we had just not even worried about the circle
Yeah, yeah, and just if we had gotten even greedier we would have found a red rod and
Hit the turbo out of there. I mean
Next time you have to get greedy it we have to get even greedy it
That's right. That's right. I just want you guys. I just wanted to say something. I wanted to get off.
Two hours and twenty-two minutes ago and we have done nothing but supper.
Supper. Send that exact turning point. I lost everything.
I haven't. Do you know what that ship cost?
You know how much that ship cost?
Watch me dance amongst the stars.
I mean, we were dipping and dabbling out on those sands.
You know what?
You know what?
Know what we learned today, though?
What?
That we hate ourselves.
Well, that we already knew that.
But the sand, what is it called?
The Sand Raiders?
uh-huh the sand raider if you lose everything not a problem
We just do a couple sand raider rounds. I will say the six-man sand raider rounds may not be
as
as
Nucrative
But when we did those two in a row with the three-man sand raider rounds
That'll get you right back in the game. Kill me
also the six I actually think you can't can be more me six actual right now
oh I'm trying to say you'll be right now what I mean right now yeah okay
kill me but here me as an alternative right now
alternative we can go in we can just we can just go in as four people do we
choice
You're not you don't think of it like that peanut
Think of it as an opportunity that when we put it in the opportunity in front of we're gonna go
We're gonna fuck off and getting a burger and going to bed. That's you
You miss
It's an hour and a half. It's gonna be
six a.m
good I deserve to see I'm gonna eat this burger while watching the sunrise
yeah yeah actually fuck me I actually guys this game has so many ups and downs
The option downs are insane. I am depressed right now.
That was tough because we actually won everything.
I have $13! I have $13!
Ah, same.
So you want to do a broke boy ship while you wait for your burgers that you're going to order this time?
Let me list some things I'd rather do than play another round right now, okay?
Triple lobotomy.
Okay, triple.
A triple circumcision.
Oh my god, it's gonna be completely...
Glass jar in my ass.
Okay, well that one could go one of two ways.
That is an upside though if it doesn't work.
Rock and dial on my hippo.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm just saying
Beautiful well what it sounds like is that was the LG that's what it sounds like
Are you sure how did you get that?
oh dude we did every we didn't even die to a person we did it we did so good
we actually fucking we did a 2v1 and shredded them and then god kills us
the night bear you will be cool if a ship dies it opens up a circle in the
storm for five minutes that's you think you had been tall yes mm-hmm store yeah
Imagine I can only imagine
Well listen
It's actually I don't know what to say
You're depressed I just lost four ships with 10,000 silver
On the right side, I'm so rich.
Dude, I'm actually poor as shit.
This is what we're doing next stream.
I only got like 50,000.
This is what we're doing next stream.
We're going to the Blueprint Editor,
and you guys are copying my ship word.
Oh, you can't.
You don't have that.
We can't!
Dude, I would literally give you my silver, if I could.
I want you to build the ships.
I don't want to build the ships.
Pina, that is what I was saying.
They should make it to where we can copy it.
Like it gives us a code B and put it into the blueprint and we just have the order set.
You just have those unlocked. You just have the components unlocked.
That's the thing. I don't have them unlocked.
I mean I could try to unlock them. I'm sure I could unlock a good portion of them just right off the rip with what I have.
But I had never built a single ship. I mean I did build one.
I will say, I will say there's probably already going to be a plagued amount of people just looking at builds on YouTube.
YouTube like a bunch of bitches and I think a code system would only increase that oh
Yeah, oh you'd see the same shit part of this game is the creativity about it the creativity
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I just think you should be able to mail your mail people resources
That's true. I didn't give a reason. Well, then you have RMT
Who cares who fucking cares? Just let us mail
Honestly guys, you know what I just thought about?
RMT might actually be good for video games.
Think about it, if a guy is already willing
to spend money to get resources in a game,
he's probably also willing to spend money to cheat the game.
So kind of allowing, not like an easy, easy method of RMT,
like one that's like, they can do it still.
And then maybe it's like,
they're less likely to go and buy cheats.
Maybe?
Maybe?
Hmm, yeah, let's just say, yes.
I don't know, maybe.
I don't know, I can't, I mean, I can't actually take money out
and just literally give it to you, but then, you know.
Al, guys, guys, guys, guys, there's no way
you're yelling me on that.
Even if it's a stupid idea and it wouldn't work,
It's still to stop cheaters.
Well, now I'm just getting else.
Now I'm just getting else.
Oh, God.
All right.
To be honest.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to be honest.
I didn't.
I don't actually know what we're talking about.
I have no idea, guys.
I'm so hungry and so tired.
I'm going to fuck off.
See you, guys.
Have a good one.
I'll see you later.
Good night, guys.
Good night, GG's.
Good night, GG's, guys.
GG's.
All right, guys.
I'm good enough, I'm good enough, I'm good enough, I'm good enough, have a good night everybody.
Oh Mr. Robbins, my boyfriend is a wicked man, good a man, and Mr. Smugat, my boyfriend is a wicked man, good a man,
And Mr. Brethren, by the way, good man, good man.
Thank you, boys, appreciate you, boys.
We're not asking for 100 more or 1,000 more,
but one more round.
You can take one more dick in your butt.
I am, I have been starving for hours.
I'm getting, I am leaving.
I, I, I am leaving.
I'm leaving! I am leaving and I'm getting the biggest burger you can possibly imagine.
This is going to stop my heart. I'm going to eat a burger so big it's going to stop
my shit. Denon's track. Alright, goodnight guys. Have a good night everybody. Good night
now gang. Have a good one. Good night now. Good night everybody. Good night now gang.
Good night, good night, everybody, good night now, gang.
Have a good one, good night.
Good, I died.
Good night, everybody, good night now, gang.
Good night now, have a good night, everybody.
Rest up, rest easy now, gang, have a good night.
Good night, good night.
Get out of here, get out.
Tonight!
I'm just gonna leave it here for a minute and get to the largest extent you can possibly
have them!