TheBurntPeanut
CELEBRATING AMERICAS BIRTHDAY | PARTY GAMES NIGHT w/ Hutch & Coco & Habibi & Gingy & Pheetus | BEST COUNTRY ON PLANET EARTH | #BUNGULATE
07-05-2026 · 7h 40m
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FIND THE SHIT!
FIND THE SHIT!
FIND THE SHIT!
YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE SHIT!
FIND THE SHIT!
How are you buggy ladies and gentlemen, this is fine America's birthday gentlemen.
It's a beautiful day one of the most beautiful days and one of the most beautiful days
Nothing could ruin such a glorious day. Nothing. Nothing could ruin such a glorious day. A fantastic
Well USA USA
To back world war champions, you got that right
All right boys, I promised you a party games night with doing a party games night.
I'm skipping Graham Graham's party, I stepped in.
I said I'm not going to Graham Graham's party, I gotta bring the new games, so I skipped
Graham Graham's body and now we're here also I rescheduled we're gonna hang out
tomorrow don't worry guys I'm not neglecting my family we're gonna we're
gonna hang out tomorrow but not tonight I'm not going to Graham Graham's body
but that but that I don't have one of those but metaphorically I will now let
me see if the gang is here yet they are not I'm looking over to discord and it
literally just me and hubby me so and he's Canadian so honestly you know what
it's already ruined everything's already ruined we the only person we've got is
a fucking Canadian all right well all right stream canceled guys stream
canceled get out of here oh oh hot shoes here never mind we got the biggest
hillbilly in the fucking west let's go let's go how are you boys do it on this
five nine gentlemen. USA USA USA USA. Yes sir besides. Did you see my you see my new intro
brother. I'm a little fucking tipsy in that intro. Hyped me up on all I got erect. I got erect.
it was incredible.
Woo hoo hoo.
Woo.
Dude, yeah, I posted on Twitter, Ms. Dutch,
and I already know, we already know there's going to be guys
hating on me and hating on America, but I'm not mad today.
I'm not mad, and you know why?
Why?
Because they got the freedom to do it.
They got the freedom to do it.
Do I dare you, I dare you.
That's the one thing, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey guys happy happy July 4th shit the Canadians here from Canada happy July 4th
I said the same thing I was literally about to cancel stream cuz the Canadian was the only one here and you joined at the perfect moment
You saved the stream I
Want to take a fucking sippy for America dude
Fucking even say the word America
You communist you Canadian communist
half socialist half democratic load of this fucking time
are you serious?
I love capitalism!
Oh, you marijuana and have the second best hockey team in the world
Who's got this rhythm?
The time socialized health care!
Shout out!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I'm delivering weeks straight to Loughborough
I'm gonna cheers regardless
regardless. Alright, even if you guys don't say cheers to me, I'm gonna cheers anyway.
Oh, you know what, cheers, cheers, this is what. Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Ah, the forefathers, they would, they would, they would be turning over their graves hot, so they knew we were cheersing with a Canadian on 4th of July.
Now, you are 4,000 years old, given that this was 250 years ago. Were you there in 1776 when they signed it?
I have been alive for 4,000 years and there is no country
Fatter than the United States of America. I've seen Rome. I've seen I've seen China
I've seen I can only name my country. They got a cool wall. Listen. Listen
They got a cool like China wall or whatever and like Japan makes cool microchips or whatever the shit and like
You know, okay, but they know United States
They didn't go to the fucking moon first.
They don't got a Dorito.
They don't got a Dorito.
Dorito Genghis Khan, we can literally beat your ass.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Breach, amen, breach.
Let me tell you, let me tell you.
Oh, my goodness.
Let me tell you, Mr. Hodge, there's a reason in every alien invasion movie
They're always it's always centered around the United States, right? Well, tell me what movie you seen where there's UFOs descending upon
fucking I
Don't know Japan. Are you saying like every Hollywood movie that is made in Hollywood?
Trying to speak to me are you dancing? It's just coming this time to speak to you right now. Are you dancing it?
people. You know what they're
inviting? You know about the
and then you have to go a little
bit. Okay. Come on, boys.
What's a little bit of
healthcare? Do anybody wrong?
You know, just a little bit.
Disgusting. Disgusting.
You disgust me. You disgust me.
You disgust me. Alright, you
disgust me. Alright, listen,
listen, listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen, listen.
You listen. The only reason you
can have your health care is
because we got we got the
giant doritos. Alright, pal.
If we didn't have our dive to read, I was someone that would come over there and kick your ass.
You know, like what about Independence Day? Like the movie.
That was one for the ages.
I don't remember that one, but what happened to that movie? I might have watched that.
Aliens, America, America kills the aliens.
They say Independence Day again for a second time.
Double independence.
Holy shit.
They're so free, they independent two times.
Holy shit, that's more than one
Numbers that's more than one that is more than one I ran the hot I ran the numbers I ran the numbers mm. I ran the numbers I ran the numbers
Ferd I fucks
Thank you, my boy
Fuck I swear to God you eating some crap a for a taco right now. I swear to God
I want you guys to know you know what I walk outside. What'd you get? I got chick-fil-a
All right, the only company that closed on sunday's forgotten this nation
You tell them
Amen, that's the only thing I ate today. That's the only thing I ate today. I swear on my life
Well, actually that's I got you last night
It technically was today because it was like four in the morning. I had water but why don't you eat no water?
I don't know where the hell everyone's at I'm gonna go ahead and start if you want by the way the way I plan on doing this night let me know if you guys like this plan
What are you doing on the mega chameleon for until about 10 p.m. CT 10 30 p.m. CT whatever
And then we head over to RV there yet with four of us the four hours thinking we're us three here
I just do it based on who I you know who showed up first
And then it was gonna be Coco because he him and I had this idea to do the little game night
What do you guys think about that or we do anything? Well, it's a great great idea. We just got fetus
I put a pole in my discord and it got the least amount of votes
Mechamillion it is
The first number
Are we there yet got the second highest super battle go got the third and
Lies bar got the fourth which sucks as I really wanted to play lies bar. Oh, maybe we'll hear you know what they say
We build the numbers now to kill them later with lice bar
All right, let's hop in there boys. Let's hop in. Let me hide my screen since you got a code would take
Our shoes thing is juicing is juicing so hard for you. I say Mr.. Pia the hell yeah, I was on a heater last night
Yeah, that's Texas hold them game. Oh, oh, you strong games. Yeah
Absolutely
Hey, hold up. Let me let me make the user name and the password
when do we start the 250 slurs one slur for each independence great idea I'll
start about you start okay go on all right one down 249 to go credible
incredible incredible do you mind count because I'm Canadian no he doesn't
No, he can't, he can't, no, he can't, no, that's fine.
Mine don't count, but I'll still throw a Phil P.
I'll still throw one out there.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
There's for the love of the game?
This is for the love of the game?
I mean, it's Saturday.
Maybe I should fix it.
I've incurred one ban the past few months,
so I'll sit this one out, I'll lead it to you guys.
So, don't you fucking talk about ferrets, okay?
Absolutely.
I don't care about references,
I'm fucking watching you, all right?
You know what he's to everyone just received you say password the DMs
everyone just received it.
I don't think I got it.
I'm going to screen.
I literally have a loss when I say to I literally see it open on my computer
screen that you have to use a fast.
No, I don't think I see it.
I can literally get a peak.
Send it again.
I can literally see that you have it right there.
I don't I don't think I see it.
Well, you do.
All right, so how about it?
I was laughing at the end of his statement.
I'll pick us here.
I'll find it, boy, I'll find it.
No special outfit.
Yeah, honestly, I kind of had an idea
to do a special outfit,
but it was like an hour before stream
and I kind of fucked myself.
I'm honestly a little disappointed in myself.
I was gonna have a sparklers and like a cool,
you know what I'm talking about?
Oh, that'd be sick.
I'm an idiot though, I'm an idiot.
I'll do it, I'll do it for the next one tonight.
How long did your team take?
Sorry, I have to download.
This is my first time on this comp with the game.
But how long did your team take to fucking cook that?
That was so good.
That guy, there's only one person that cooks those intros.
And he's the best in the biz.
He's crazy.
He is the best in the biz.
His name is Mark and I stole him right from
Dr. Disrespect.
I stole his ass!
I said, give me that motherfucker right now!
This is how I'm going to do it.
I'm inside the little content guys said you can only work for me.
You can only work for me.
That is so funny.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Oh, what's this red thing on my screen?
What's this?
Yeah, it's like the bands, I think.
It's like reports now.
You can report people.
I'm reporting on you immediately.
Where's that time?
No, no, no.
You're going to mess up my record.
The perfect score, the perfect score.
I'm still downloading for some reason.
Guys, I've seen people cheat in this game,
not only cheating as the hunter,
which would be obvious the way you cheat in this game, right?
Because it would highlight the enemies.
I've seen people cheat where they have a thing
that draws them into the background.
Isn't that horrible?
You have to be the biggest loser.
I mean, listen, listen, I hate cheaters,
but I mean, at least I can understand,
maybe like if you hadn't cheat,
you would cheat like a competitive game
that way you can win the game,
but you're cheating in a friend's soft game?
Are you ins-
Are you, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hey, hey, who's cheating?
You.
You and Sand Raiders and Sophie.
I saw that message on your screen when you got kicked.
Do you know you got comfort cheating?
I didn't get it.
That's complicated.
I didn't get it.
Dana, who do you think reported him?
You know what I'm saying?
What a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Who?
Who?
Do you want to tell you what I'm saying?
Do you want to tell you what I'm saying?
Wait, tell me, you're telling me people cheat
in this game with the friends.
Oh, Mr. Travis, Mr. Big Jesus,
we did the one good man, good old man.
Imagine rather than just a man,
I'm gonna do the one good man, good old man.
You know, my brother, I said it before,
my mother was whenever I was cheating on the,
dude, I can hardly speak,
I want you guys to know I'm 12 beers deep.
When I started getting cheated on a dinosaur game,
I knew it was good.
I knew it was all good.
What?
Brother, there was people using,
like aim hacks and bite hacks to bite the faster.
In what game, in what game?
In the fucking aisle.
Are you serious?
Oh my gosh.
They hacked into the codes and they
could make a small fish the size of the entire map
and DDoS me from the server.
Jesus Christ.
That's kind of sick.
Who are you missing right now?
Who are you missing?
Me.
I'm still downloading.
I'm downloading the game?
We're taking another shot.
Yes, I'm on a different car.
By the way, we are all getting hammered tonight.
I mean, I'm so drunk that someone in this discord says something against man.
I'm ready to go.
If we are not trending on Twitter by tomorrow, we have failed.
I don't fucking hashtag on Twitter, dude.
I want it to be diabolical.
Yo, fuck ferrets, all right?
Oh my goodness.
I want to wild start.
All right, we should have a safe word.
If it started to get too crazy and someone might have slipped up,
we got to have a safe word.
What's the word?
I'm USA.
We should make it.
We can start yelling USA.
Yeah, we'll cover up.
We'll cover up.
We'll cover up.
We'll cover up.
We'll cover up.
Got to understand if someone says something bad, you guys are full time
streamers. I'm not. I'm going to say.
I'm different worse.
You know what? Beautiful. I think the easiest thing is that I took two focus fuels before I said this specific. I'm already done.
My first major. That's how serious. I'm already done. I'm already done. I'm already done. I'm already done. You know, I challenge is taking so long to download the game.
game I'm opening it now I'm gonna get out of the game thank you I'm gonna do
the most let me honestly didn't know you were a fucking unit until like a day
after no it's fine it's fine it's just fucking huge I didn't know you're I thought
you're kidding I know anything I thought you're gonna be thing there's no depth
Listen, everyone takes I am until they meet me and then they realize I
Yeah, it's crazy
This is the private server, right
you do it God play you know you must feel so American right now
either probably from the fire on the fourth of July there ain't much more
American than that I'm still waiting for those pics
I've already slammed entire case of yingling by myself
Oh yeah, that's nice, that's nice, that's nice, hell yeah, that's a good thing, I mean they're going to meet God or become him.
I'm going to grab Corona then.
Uh oh, we're rolling, rolling, I downloaded like 20 new maps in Haze right before the stream started, I didn't even look at the name.
Now I'm just going to pick one at random and hope it's on a piece of garbage, here we go.
Oh, there's some rust servers now, or there's some rust maps.
loaded into a map with some friends the other day.
We didn't know what it was.
The first thing we saw was a slur, just a heads up.
The increasing tag?
What is it?
What is it increasing tag on that map so bad?
There's ammo limits now?
Wait, what the way?
What?
These devs have been cooking.
Wait, have they been cooking?
Wait, wait, P, there's different poses now.
Hey, cheers guys.
Are you doing what you're doing?
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
I'm doing a big one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look at the new pose, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yo, guys, you see, there's two new game modes.
One called increasing tag and one called reverse chicken race.
What the fuck did you lie?
What are these guys?
We gotta try them.
What's your first try?
I'm down to try them.
You want some?
What's a little red thing above our heads, too?
What's mid-game search time?
What the fuck does that even mean?
What are all these things?
Mid-game answer check, seven seconds?
I don't understand.
You know what? Fuck it.
The first.
I'm going to run.
I'm going to run.
Wait, guys, you only have five.
Wait.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Would you do five ammo?
Where's, where's Wally to?
We're doing where's Wally to on reverse chicken race?
I don't know what any of this means.
Oh, let's ride.
Try it out.
Does he know what this is?
Does he know what this is?
This is me, John, you're here.
Explanation of the bottom of your screen.
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, well, there's still no button
to just stop what I'm doing.
It's either four-star or quit the entire seven.
Oh, here it is.
Each player's appearance is revealed in advance.
One by one, the winner is decided by missed spot points.
Oh, oh, guys, so the way this works, I believe,
is that you want to be hidden,
but you don't want to be so hidden
that you're not getting the points
they walk by you mean got it which I feel like this is the horrible map to do
it on because we're all gonna be on the where's Wally painting and all begin to
see how many what's the equivalent to 12 beers 100 like 12
We can check you for a little bit.
One point seven.
One point seven.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's just do regular.
Let's do regular.
We'll do a Minecraft map with the blocky.
Man, I'm in.
Oh, great call.
Is this six shots?
Is this one percent of your beer, Mr. Coco?
One percent.
Oh, I'm not good at beer.
I'm good at tequila.
But I want to match.
Me too.
He's a 12.
So I'm trying to match shot for his beer.
It says this is a concept map.
What the fuck is this?
I have no clue we're doing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have no idea. Maybe the guy stands on top of us. Maybe the enemy is on top of us
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
I picked the box. I picked the box. This is not good. I'm gonna die. You picked the box
Wait, how do you change the the the size anymore it's not working. Oh, that's oh my god. Oh my god
I mean that could suck. Oh my god that could suck.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit okay all right okay all right that's what's going on
now is that one of them is that are we about to torture this guy is that what is that
I
Wait hold on
No, this is great, you know, we just need more time to draw all of us are drawing at the same time
I don't even see anyone!
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck?
You guys gotta look for where...
Okay, so I'm gonna say that was me.
That was my drawings.
What? What?
That was my drawings.
Oh, we're all looking for a BB right now.
We're all painting?
Yeah, everybody's looking for me.
Whoever has the least points on the board at the end moves.
Should we just kill him right now?
Oh, I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
Oh
You get 500 points for killing look at that
Right now looking oh it shows you what they look like
This is me. This is me guys. This is me. This is me. This is me.
Everyone make fun of me.
Wait, I'm gonna try and kill myself?
Oh wait. Oh.
No, don't do that.
That's not good. That's not good.
No, please don't.
That's not good. That's not good.
Oh my gosh.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Hey, hold it.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
He's somewhere below us.
Fuck.
There's only one spot that's blue. These guys are actually down.
Fuck.
Blue though. Outside of that.
There you are.
There's only one spot that that's the exact color of blue.
I'm going to get a fucking throw.
You guys are stupid.
You only have five shots, you guys.
Oh, man, one spot.
Oh.
Oh, that's fucked.
Are we all done?
There's no way, guys.
He's got shots.
He's got shots.
Are we all done with it?
We have to get them all.
No, OK.
Wait, don't shoot.
Don't shoot.
We have to get a five-perce.
He's going to win.
We have to find him.
Ooh, I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
What?
Oh, my god.
What?
Guys, there's only one shade of blue that was on the whole map.
What were you guys doing?
I was shooting yellow, I don't know.
Oh, OK, this is going to be a little easy.
This is going to be a little easy to do, I think.
This one.
This is it, guys.
Straight up, right?
Oh, end position.
Nice.
It doesn't, this kid is.
What?
What?
What?
Aim better, bitch.
Is there a bullet drop now?
Cause I was aiming right at him.
Did they add bullet drop?
Did they?
What?
The Coriolis effect?
What the hell?
Did you see it?
I didn't see what it looked like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, all right.
All right, this one's probably me.
You guys take it with a grain of salt.
I didn't get the finish.
What the hell?
Okay.
I think it's gonna be easy.
I think it's gonna be easy.
No, no, that's Waldo.
You never find them.
the Canadian wings on July 4th.
I'm not going to lie to you, this game mode actually looks really fun, just not on this
map.
Agreed.
Should we do another game mode or should I do this game mode again on another map?
Let's do one more.
And then I'll add, I'll add, I'll double the painting time, since we all get to paint
at the same time.
Hell yeah.
Oh
I got you I got the cost amigos can you rip shots on twitch right?
What is the monitor
Both of July drinking they can go fuck themselves that's not American cheers guys
Oh
Yeah, what the hell you doing me everyone down on hold fast American Revolution center with voice chat
He's a what they wait is about it's just in Chinese
We also it's America it's America game. We're not playing a Chinese map. Yeah. Yeah, what the hell we do it
We're gonna do a Skyrim map with double the bait time same game on
Okay, I
Think it's a fun game mode
Thank you. I don't remember asking the Canadian a damn thing
Opinion
Canada's opinion from time to time
Yeah, I'm curious on some bagged milk. Yeah
What about what about our opinion on basketball?
Also football started in Canada. You know what? I'm not even gonna do this. I'm not doing this
Bob your shinjo
I don't remember anything about Canada. I don't know anything about Canada. I don't want to know nothing about any country, but the United States of America.
I didn't say it.
You have a Canada Day on July 1st. This is our day.
Yeah, you had your day, buddy, and it shot.
Yeah.
You guys aren't even proud of your day.
Well, that's a different reason.
You guys aren't even proud of your daddy and hear anything about it.
It's like no no pride over there. Oh
Wait, wait, they made your metallic go the other way instead of dragging it to the right
What do they do
What do they do what do they do I don't understand what do they do?
What do they do okay, all right, I know what to paint. Oh, I know it's made
Okay, I'm okay. I'm never gonna be found. I'm never gonna be found in a million years. Oh my god. It's over for you bitches. It is over
Is it getting like kind of like laggy for you guys. Yep, I just fell from my spot because of it and I'm mad
It feels like five frames. Oh
Oh, can it a lot soccer today, too?
Ooh.
Ooh.
That'll hurt.
That'll hurt.
Hold on.
Let me play this song.
No, man.
The lag put me from my spot, I'm not going to be able to get in it.
I'm so upset.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, are we cooking boys or what are we cooking or what was it my choice
are we cooking a what are we cooking or what did are we cooking or what oh okay this person's
gonna die this person is gonna die what even is that
I
Here ball why does it shows you what people look like before we go in I'm super fine. Oh shit
Here we are gonna fucking find me. I'm going like your dad's
I'm never gonna find me. You're gonna fucking find me P. Is this you is this you?
Yeah, this is fucking me
I'm sorry. He's gonna be outside, right
It's great in brown
Oh
Remember you're getting no boys team if nobody's watching you get no bitches
Yeah, you got no boys he lost
It's a big spot raking go go fuck there's zero boys
He's still zero bitches.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Hi, everybody.
Hi, DG.
Hello.
What is this man to you?
What is he for?
One eye.
I'm sorry, I'm late.
OK, here you guys.
I'm shocking a beer to the sound of our country.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
What, guys, what color was he again?
Was it brown with a white eye?
Brown?
Brown.
Was he brown?
OK, guys, was he brown?
Was he brown?
I was brown.
You're brown, okay?
I don't understand, won't be brown with a white eye.
That is what he said.
I'm gonna walk.
But his dog's, man.
Oh guys, remember he fucked up, he fucked up, remember?
So he glints out of his spot, so we can, we can find him easy.
We kinda need more time before we can find him.
We can't explore the whole map.
No, that will, we got like 20 guys looking.
That ain't him.
Ouch, he knocked it.
I see none of you.
Fuck.
Oh, I, oh my goodness.
Oh, my goodness, I didn't want to be here just everyone does. I didn't want to be here. All right. Well, he also got zero points. That's good
He's hiding yeah, I think I like the other mode more. Yeah, I need to
Kid decide the next mode
If you win then you decide
I'm not going to the whole night
without J. You. Yeah. Yeah.
That's it for that.
Guys, I'm where is this guy at?
I can't. He was. Wait. What color
was the I forgot he was like yellow
and he was a ball.
The green. Yeah, the green.
Ball.
Yellow ball. He's.
He's a little bit.
Yeah, the dream. Oh, you'll ball.
No, he's in the he's in the fire.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too, but I don't see that did.
Oh, my God.
Oh, she had the eight boys.
Oh, big one. Big one.
Oh, I didn't know.
Big one.
OK, what is this?
What is going on here?
Is that teal?
And what is the second BDS?
There's not a single.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, monochrome.
I see him.
Oh my god
Okay, all right, this is gotta be easy. Oh, he's definitely a fire hundred percent. He's a fire. Oh my god
No way
Yeah, he's a fire
Yeah, go go find the fire
Wait, wait, wait, I got you John. You find it. Don't look it. Don't look at the fire until you write your sure
That's the one you don't want me to wait. We're gonna judge that you John. Is that you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah
We all know I know where he is. I know what it is. Oh my god
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I know what it is. I know what it is. I know it is
I know it is
No, no
He's gotta be one of these I know he is it's the only thing that's created the bottom of the tub
Oh, Pina other side of the map from you buddy. Oh my god. Oh my god, but is it was I write about the plan?
100% you're looking right at it
Who could this be this guy's genius
This guy must have a 40 inch cock and he's a genius.
That's books, that's books.
This guy must be like Super Spock and
massive cock, I mean massive cock.
Huge cock dude.
We're champion USA, we've got to figure out a different same word.
It's honestly, that looks pretty good, that looks pretty good.
Wait, that's so fun.
It says you, it says you.
You see some people to look at us, you get some points.
Play with story.
Books!
Look for books!
They just got me somewhere.
Books.
Books.
Books.
I don't see what I just told him like.
Guys, upstairs!
I'm upstairs!
He's downstairs.
It's the opposite.
No!
I'm actually telling you the truth.
I'm not even joking.
I don't trust him.
I don't trust him.
There we go.
There we go.
Some points.
Some points.
He's looking at us.
Couple points.
Couple points.
Whose dog is going to start pissing me off?
I'm just turning around.
Damn, I only got out of 24.
Yeah!
How do you look right at me?
Oh my god.
Oh god.
How do you think this is gonna work?
We got a couple of points down.
All we have to do is kill one guy and we'll beat coconut.
That's all we need was a couple of points down.
All we have to do is find one guy and we beat coconut.
I can't drink.
On 4th of July, she drank two.
Battle wash it right out.
Yeah, alcohol is an antivacteria.
Yeah, alcohol is an antivacteria.
Yeah, if you judge three bottles of tequila,
you'll cure any disease.
Yeah, you'll kill it.
Wash their tools with alcohol
So you'll be doing surgery on your stomach aids. Yeah
I was having my first meal in four days
Before you do that, you rip a tequila bottle
Hey, I'm pouring another shirt, guys
That meal's not what you should have
You should grow it up and then have McDonald's
Cheers, guys
Cheers, boys, cheers
Let's all get banned today, fuck it
Cheers, guys
What?
We're going to go to Bob Ross
Enjoy a painting
Oh, okay, I just I just made my beer
ejaculate again. Dude, I wish I was
that I don't know why it's ejaculated
the same be it must be excited it must
be excited. It must be excited.
Oh my god.
Wait, we did your right?
Oh, um, now I am yet.
We're gonna play the game on one more
time one more time and then wait oh yeah
I forgot wait who won that game?
Oh, I won. I was not cooking.
What game would you want to play?
I want to play we can play that game again. Fuck it. Yeah, it's too late. I can't go back
Yeah, I
Never wins this game mode gets his eye decide all the next parameters all right. No, that's that's not fair
I don't know. No, I have an idea whoever wins each game mode gets to decide the the paint time the search time and
The and the map and the game on deal
I
Did you really do it okay?
Okay, okay
All right, I already know G's gonna choose five and a half business days for paint time
Fuck you. I was doing that
I have no idea what you're talking about balls
Go pink
Did you want any updates from the devs about the same thing? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
I think it's about I think it's good to go. I think I can start inviting people. I haven't really checked the message yet
My I don't stream so I'll be able to really look into it. Wow
We're doing a sand raiders of selfie tournament
You want to join?
Everyone here is invited.
Everyone here is invited.
Wait, what?
Right to the top of the bus player?
I didn't tell you about this.
It just kind of got hooked out of yesterday anyways.
OK, this is very similar to the Where's Water map.
Very, very similar, I think.
You guys, we should choose blue, because blue is
in a lot of the different ones.
Oh, god.
It's a genius.
I think it's a genius.
What's the most common blue?
I'm genius. I'm a genius. I am a genius. Oh my god. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. Oh my god. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius.
I'm waiting this one 100%. I'm waiting this one.
You will see, my friend.
Lock them!
I
Everybody's so fucking locked in right now
Fuck you my fucking Picasso right now
I'm in my Picasso era
You're never gonna find me motherfuckers
I'm just saying I think I caught you in we went
we went we went we went we went we went we went we went we went we went we went we had to get the
most out of kills we all white pink that's easy white pink white pink oh she went to the the
the anime painting of course.
Bless you. Thank you.
Wait, what the fuck? Where is she?
I start blasting.
She's right here.
What the hell?
Where else is white pink?
It isn't you idiots.
Oh my God.
He's a genius.
He's a genius.
Where are you at?
He's a genius.
He's a literal genius.
Do I exist ever?
I'm gonna get you, Hodge.
I'm the greatest fighter to ever exist.
How are we not fighting this?
What?
What is it?
In an absolute Bob Ross trilogy.
What?
Wow, what the fuck?
I can't watch it repeat at all.
What?
Who the fuck's that pig?
Wait, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no. Coco actually saved us if you think about it because Coco was an idiot and said pink
Everyone looked at the pink painting and he got almost no points
Yeah
Was the color white was he white?
Yeah, I just realized I think there's a glimpse because
Hey, what color do you see on the on the person? I saw blue blue. Okay. Oh, it's not nice
Okay
So I want a good picture.
That was a good shot, man.
Buzzer beater.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was good painting.
Uh-oh, we're in the lead.
Breaker!
Who's this?
That's me.
You can see your name.
It's fine.
Is that your cuckoo?
I'm Picasso.
I'm Picasso and his prime.
Oh, I should have done it!
No!
You're just running in your space and there's no way.
All right, who's this, who's this?
Did you die?
Yellow and green, huh?
Nope.
Oh my god, oh my god.
You got this, you got this, you got this, you got this.
Who's the Minecraft character?
You got this, you got this, you got this.
Pink, black, white, yellow, pink, black, yellow, white, pink, black, pink, black, white.
Too many men, too many Callous to remember.
Over here, Coco.
What was the colors again?
Pink, black, pink, black.
You're right in this one. It's like purple ish sunset one
God I need a shot got another beer to be able to find this person agreed
He has to be here. I just don't see him. Yeah, we can't
I'm not going to lie, but from the time we see the person to the time that we shoot him,
I completely forget what the person looks like.
I mean, Coach Natalie.
The irony is just gone from my memory.
White brown, blue, white pink, white, blue, white, blue, white, blue, white, blue, white,
blue, white, blue, white, blue, white, blue, white, blue, white, blue, white, blue, white,
Blue
Blue brown pink LR2 R1 R2 left right left right triangle triangle double-tank square
I forget what color they are when we go into the game
Let me go. Okay. Okay. I'm not gonna forget this side. Okay. Pink on the right
Pink. He got the right.
Remember that.
Pick up.
I'm going to be a little bit of a drink.
Bottom right quadrant.
Yeah, this one by the line pink pink pink.
You guys hear my part.
Ready?
No, more guys.
Look at me more.
Can you take a peek?
Take a peek.
Yeah, look, look more.
I need you guys to look at me a little bit more.
Just a slight more.
Wait guys, what color was that? I forgot.
Alright, use the slight more so I can beat Genji.
Just a slight more, keep looking.
I'm pretty sure it's this painting.
Yep, that's the one. But if you can just look at me a little bit more.
I'm blind! I am blind!
Yeah, I don't care.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that is not the same color. That is not the same color. That is not the same color.
It's the light in the room. It's not the same color.
That was pink on the right, red on the left. That is red on the right, but red on the left. That is not the same color at all.
Oh, fuck this map. Fuck this map. Fuck this map.
I think I saw one.
It's not even pink. It's like brown.
Brown that's it. Yeah. Take your pants. I'm coconut. I'm circumcised. We're sucking it. We're sucking it. I'm circumcised.
Oh, right here live on the stream. Don't take my hoodie. You fucking bastard. I'm taking your hoodie. No more turtleneck pussy.
Guys, we're doing the amazing digital circus, the tent.
And we're doing, you know what? You know what? I'm gonna do increasing tag. I don't even know what that fuck that means.
Oh wait, that's just infection.
Wait, no, no, no, no. Genji gets to decide the map. No. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. Genji, Genji, what? Who won? Who won?
In G1 Habibi did yeah, I need to mode the map the paid time in the search time
No, I think you're 1832 I'm 1827 when yeah
I need to mode the map the paid time in the search time if you don't if you don't if you want me to decide to say random
You can all four
Wait, what's the cue button? Can I have like?
and
120 on paint time he's already won
Guys
I've never know guys with you. She's a Russian spy. We are one sleep sleeper agent activation code
Everyone from her residing the Russian pleads of pleas of allegiance and and telling Putin all she knows
You doing shots cocoa are you doing?
I'm just saying I'm pretty sure Gigi is a Gigi is a sleep agent
So GG is a Russian sleeper agent and if we see a random series of words and letters she's going to activate.
Yes. She'll just not know any of us.
She'll blow us up type shit or what?
She'll blow us up. She'll blow us up.
She might. She might.
What the hell?
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't go back there.
Uh, paint.
No, wasn't that.
Good try.
Thank you.
Levy but the levy was dry. Oh my god and them good old boys were making with me
and they told me the day that I die saying it this will be the day that I
die that's on my fourth of July playlist we wait how did you go get to you can
Can you sing it for me?
Bye, bye, bye
It's American Pado
But Sammy killed the Levy
And left the Levy was dry
And the good old boys were drinking whiskey and rides
Saying this will be the day that I die
Saying this will be the day that I die
So bye, bye, it's American Pado
But Sammy killed the Levy
But the levee was dry
And the good old boys
Would drink it whiskey and ride
Sting it this will be the day that I die
Sting it this will be the day that I die
What did I do?
My neighbor just found my twitch
Should I ask him to come over and do a shot?
Yes
That is not matching the color at all
I'm gonna die because of this
That does not match the color at all
Oh I didn't know it was this mode
I keep forgetting that it's this road and I just made my stop as a rainbow idiot. I'm an idiot. Oh
My god, it's this game
Like a light mode
Yeah, no, I'm over the color you uncultured
Once again the coming this is wrong big shocker
Once again the Canadian communist is dead wrong what a shocker
The colors you guys saw the lobby they're completely different from the colors that I painted
That's the exact same colors
They said move it's the penis are you a communist sleeper agent?
Yeah, aren't Canadian color
Guys whoever did this is really sexy
I mean Josh if you were to find someone as sexy and smart as this guy, it would be
There's all over the place. I mean wow
I'll get the top this. I mean this guy's this guy's obviously a professional this guy's obviously a professional
Let's find this piece. I said we just came up. I should we just give up eat this guy's ass. Come on guys
We got to find this guy. I'm getting this guy. Yo shit hiding spot P. I'm gonna find it
I got eyes like a I got eyes everywhere, buddy
I kind of forgot that it's based on points, so I'm gonna lose
You go back where you were just in there
I think we do the other mode.
Me too, I agree.
Well, we'll just let the winner decide.
I won the last game!
And you chose this mode!
I'll let you write.
He's right, he's right.
Well, Genji, our fate is in your hands. Please pick correctly.
Wait, what color was this? What color was he?
I don't know.
Dude, fuck!
I don't know where my hands and feet are.
I don't
Tell her isn't a lobby by the time in the game right and paint white paint. I'm meta gaming
I
Can't believe people actually cheat on this game with their friends
Those with the colors at all
I've been saying they're different in the lobby man. Completely the mind the hell is that
That's a diary
I know this is I
Don't know what this is. I thought he's the fire hydrant. Oh guys
I thought it I thought it was the fire hydrant. I'm sorry
I'm Houdini is prime. You're never gonna fuck. I can't just hear the fireworks
What the hell is going on
There's a random story. I might die
Yellow red it's probably behind where these blocks go go like on the main wall. I suck at this
Oh, but I suck. I suck. I've not gotten anyone. I've not got a single person
Fuck this game mode. I hate this game mode
You're just picking the game all the time.
This game mode kinda sucks.
Did you save us, please?
You're doing great, thank you, boss, thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss, thank you, boss.
I'm gonna go grab another drink.
Did you drink confirmed?
I know, yeah.
She's cheating, she's cheating.
Wait, women can see color better than men.
Is that the, okay, if that's true.
I'm gonna call autistic, so.
Okay, and she's, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Autistic women with their
Better than man is that video?
Let's see let's see like color and shapes. Um, she's got like a prodigy this game
They hold up my
Whoo, the autism itself does not automatically grant better vision. However biological differences
is, let's see, mean that women, including autistic women,
have a higher statistical chance of possessing
a fourth cone receptor in their eyes.
Are you fucking kidding me?
She's literally, she literally has built an axe.
She literally has built an axe.
That's not fair.
Dude, if it wasn't, if it was like that for dudes,
I could see colors and smells and...
I could already see colors.
I could see smells, dude.
That's bullshit!
That's not fucking fair.
She has been hacking this whole time!
Yeah, it's building.
It's actually building.
It's building color.
Oh my God.
And I got a point for cheating.
She's cheating harder than me.
It's a biological cheat.
All right, did you choose the mode, map, paint time,
or seek time?
I don't care.
You can pick it.
I'm doing the same mode.
No, no, no.
Don't do the same mode.
No, it most sucks, dude.
It most sucks, yeah.
Do the original, the OG shit we used to do.
All right.
All righty.
I'm a little scared of this random story.
All righty.
We'll do this one.
Bam!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
She's bionic.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mr. Pete, tomorrow is the day I go sober.
It's because of the entertainment in my darkest times,
you've got a smile to everyone,
and it may continue to be silly, but not too silly.
tomorrow you say
he's the what now?
tomorrow
tomorrow huh?
well
well cheers to that
cheers to that
boys
why am i fucking dude
first time i've ever heard that
tomorrow is a great day
just try that
I don't want to be happy with you. You're ugly. You're ugly and fat.
You're a piece of shit. Well, that's not very nice. That's not very nice to say.
I heard that you are a fucking piece of shit. You are a piece of shit.
Yeah, you are a piece of shit.
Oh, no, don't keep doing that, no.
Oh, please, please.
No, don't, please, no.
This is not like one of my, like, fantasies that I do about, and I would pay you for it.
Oh, my God.
We lose.
I need you to lock it.
I need you to lock it. Okay, huh? Cuz I don't
Feel like you're very locked in right now. I'm done hammered boss. Oh my gosh
I'm not gonna lie. I'm already feeling it. We are
I'm already guys I we actually might have like
We cannot stop. Yeah, we'll save it for next time America turns 250 peanut. Okay. Yeah, I see that was unamerican of me
I was
American of me
Your cigarettes and start smoking in your house
Oh
They did that in Europe every restaurant I went in they'd just be smoking in it. I thought of you
We wait um wait is it a game of
What is this painting called wait
I'm going to paint bold and
brash bold and brash.
You know, I actually bought that painting when I was in college.
I had it hung up in my room.
Yeah.
I've got a talk zone painting in my basement.
Where'd you place it on the wall, Pete?
Right above the bed, right above the bed.
You're fucking losing it!
You're fucking losing it!
Fuck you guys!
You know what Chalk Zone is?
Yours is so good!
Where are they at boys?
Okay, Fetus, he's cheating.
Fetus likes his little shitty spots, but it's okay.
They can't even get to him!
No way, no way!
There's no way that they can get to you.
How?
I think we're we're we're seeing him. Maybe I don't know. Let me look at his stream. Let me see. There's no. Oh my gosh, Peter. I can look at all the wrong side. And that's. Yeah. Oh, I painted it backwards again. No, you did. You did. Okay, that's why that's why mine's pretty good too. Right.
a nice table cook.
He's no he wishes I forgot if I did wishes or not.
You did not do whistles.
I've been hell, I've been hell.
Come here.
What, what, what, what?
Come to me, bro, please.
Okay, okay.
Can you grab this?
I want to taste what's inside.
Oh, shit.
Of course, of course.
Of course, that looks delicious.
It's not even the same color as Zongzi.
It's not supposed to.
One of us is in the gulag right now, Jinjin.
Black. Where's all the people?
Where's all the people?
I only got five.
Where's all the people?
This game's getting really hard.
Is there more room?
I can't believe you guys missed cocoa.
Where's all the people at?
Where's all the people?
Oh my god, where's all the people at?
Oh, there's all the people at...
Where's all the people?
I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
Where's all the people at?
Somebody help me.
Where's all the people at?
Somebody help me.
Where's all the people at, hush?
country road
baby oh
to the place
I've
loved
West Virginia
about my
mouth
baby oh
country road
where's all the people at
I tell you I'm looking everywhere but they're nowhere
but you're actually
looking at them I don't get it
I'm looking at him
Who's the last person who's the last person it's John
John's an idiot we got to look at the most stupid moronic spot
You might make it John you might make it honestly I have 45 minutes till I get wiped out by a random monsoon
So we got hurry
He read it himself. I said they walked over you guys several times. That's all my god
I thought you a fish job
My god, I see look at those ducks I see look at those ducks. I was like those ducks look very suspicious
I thought you were just like the slower duck and the other one was the regular duck.
We're playing that map again.
We're playing that map again.
I want to be the hiding guy.
Fuck you guys.
We're playing that map again.
Actually, fuck everyone.
We're playing that map again.
We're doing it again.
We're doing it again.
Oh, I forgot to do wishers.
I'll give you a hundred.
So cute.
Dude, you are fucking blind.
Dude, I'm looking, boss.
I'm like, proclosonus.
I'm looking boss. I'm like
I know the spot
All the work then do you got this
Yeah, you only have five shots, but I think it refills when you kill someone
Yeah, yeah, you know I mean
I'm hiding in such a piece of shit spot because Jinji's a hunter. Yeah, I see yeah, you know what?
Jenny's the hot job hiding in the biggest piece of shit spot. I was already gonna do it, but I'm gonna play without Jenny
Hold on I can't try to exit the map
If I can just get in here everything would be fine if I would if I just get right here if I can just get right oh
Oh dude, if it would just let me in and it would just-
My spot's so steady I can only look directly at my cock.
I can't even rotate anywhere else.
If it would just let me in, if it would just let me in here,
that would be perfect.
You guys are gonna be in the nooks and crannies, aren't you?
Fuck, fuck your pants.
I'm gonna be in the nooks, not the crannies.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, John's in the crannies.
Yeah.
Where's that funny screenshot I took
to Big Fun and Jiji for cheating?
Where's it?
What screenshot?
I'm looking for it. I'll send it in the chat.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a piece of shit. I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit. I'm a piece of shit.
Let's go. I'm a piece of shit.
Let's go.
All right, guys, that number next to my name was zero before.
Who the fuck reported me?
Who reported me?
I don't see it.
Look at the chat.
Look at the chat.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Look.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got that off your stream.
I got that off your stream.
Oh, good for a boy.
Oh, my God.
She there.
You've been a bad boy.
Look with your eyes.
They're not going to find us.
I am look where I am. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, you're a piece of garbage
son. You're a piece of garbage. You're a piece of garbage. I love how when Genji's hunting,
you guys just do the most
bullshit.
She has the fourth cone in her
eye or whatever.
We got that super power and
captain autismo.
We got captain autismo.
I don't know if I'm supposed to
compete.
The bio cheater.
Genji's Genji can see stuff my autism. I just like planes
I wish I had the flavor of autism you have all I do is sweat when I talk to people
I'm going on
Hey
We'll be buying guys. We'll be back by the way if you hit Q you have two charges
Let's kill yourself in your current color. Why copy twice
Yeah, you copy yourself two times really wait
Yeah, hit Q. Hit Q if you're hiding hit Q
Dude, that's fucking crazy. There's a royal and then we can move Air Force Boeing 787 flying over my house right now
I'm in the USA. I'm in Connecticut. I forgot. I wouldn't be doxing myself. I can't move my guy.
Hit Q. Hit Q. Wait, can't move his guy anymore. He's stuck in the corner somewhere. No, no, hit Q
for a sick you first where did you all leave oh I see I see yeah yeah yeah oh
that's perfect oh that's all that's crazy wait did you get this person up
here no where they're literally right here I can't shoot them where it was
right here okay now that is the dumbest hiding spot I have ever seen I don't see
What? They're inside this. Oh shit.
Never mind. I could go in.
Hmm.
Okay.
Oh.
Wait, there's one for us, my audience.
That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen.
There it is.
New York.
New York.
Alright, John is legitimately cheating.
I can't even free came off of John that's how much he's cheating. Oh my gosh. I
Can't move my character
Oh
I'm trying to make up for the last one. That's right. Okay, John is a scumbag. I'm not gonna lie. Why did I?
I'm gonna spread up yell that
I feel like my spot somewhat combats or autism peanut in a way at least maybe maybe
okay so I've already gone past
Venus I think because he has points on his name
Oh, yeah, that's a good point
Nevermind
God if he came from out there
John will never be done John is
I don't know if my I don't know I
Like them better when he was the slow duck
My go X the largest shit itself, can you guys hear me? No
Oh, no, no, you shot, you know, you honestly shot a little fat.
Did we die? I don't know if that's a good one.
Yeah, we died.
We died. You actually died first.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
Oh, I forgot the cheat.
Yeah, it happened.
Yeah. Yeah. Wait, how did you get
him? How did you get him?
I'm up here. I'm looking down the
doorway. Oh my god. I got my
buggy stream. I go over to her
stream. Check this chat channel
and look what I saw. But what
for this discord voice channel.
the Gigi you really chat on her screen you said to me you should be it's yeah
it's in this the the VC were in chat channel really check wait a second you're
saying this is live from Jimmy's stream I dude I just pulled up a stream to see
what was going on this is live from Gigi stream right now hold up we see I'm
I'm just saying this is live from Gigi stream Oh my God Oh my God I knew it I knew it I really
knew it Oh my God.
It's more the names that was a glitch it's a glitch it's a glitch with the hacking software.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the next game?
What are we doing?
No shame.
Who won that one?
That was South Fetus.
I got the highest score, but yeah, you just read it. No, it's not based on score. Yeah, I guess you can't hundred one
Technically, oh the hundreds. I mean you guys decide that
Okay, okay, we're going to inferno and we're going to do basic
Why I forgot which ones do you get the cheats but also the people who made cheats for this game are even worse
I don't really blame the people that make cheats because they're just trying to make a quick buck and honestly
I respect the grind.
It's a good thing you have that type of talent and you do it on that.
That's the game though.
I blame the guys that buy the cheese.
I could be some sort of wizard.
There wasn't an audience or a demographic that download cheese and buy cheese and there wouldn't be any one that makes cheese.
What did you just say?
It would never be any idea.
It's all kind of scummy. It's all kind of scummy
But I would just say if I had to pick one to blame more it'd be the guy buying the cheese
It'd be the guy buying. Yeah. Yeah. Don't blame the drug dealer blame the druggy. Yeah, don't hate to play
Oh, yeah, if there ain't a market that it will never be made. I mean exactly
Happy fourth don't play it a happy fourth. Hey, fuck you Canada
I
Canadian geese are ugly
Good man
Beavers
American day in Japan landmarks all over Tokyo were lit up in the colors of the American flag
There were spectacular fireworks and drone shows
I honestly I believe you I'm reading the sentence and I I'm reading this the way the sentence was wrote and I
Actually completely believe you say
Well, he's at the jeans on the job
Yeah, we guys can we go hold on Wednesday? Can we go right here? If we can go right here that's massive.
Oh, you cannot. Never mind.
We go right here? No.
All right, that should be a problem a little problem. That's acts is excellent. Oh, shit.
Fuck was that was x what would you just do to my machine would you just do oh
I don't know. Oh, remove your
clutch. Oh, who's hunting? I
don't know. I don't know. My
brain's not working. I don't
know where to hide. I don't
know where to hide, dude. Oh,
fuck. I don't know. Where to
hide. I don't know. I'm going to
I have an idea. Oh, I have an idea.
Way to say it. I'm kind of a genius.
Am I a genius?
Way to say it. I might be a genius.
My genius. Is this genius?
Just do it.
How do you close yourself?
How do you close yourself again?
How do you do it? How do you do it?
Which button?
You can make you keep your cue, right?
Yes, I was going to make you close.
Yeah, yeah, but if someone shoots your clone, you die too.
What? Apparently.
I don't know for sure. Yeah.
You ready, Genji?
Here we go, boys. There we go.
Alright, someone say that. If you use decoys again.
Here we go, boys.
So are you.
I don't like that.
That's nice. That's nice.
Yeah, what's the point of putting twice as many of you on the map exactly
You can make you can make like a three-man or a two-man bill. Oh, yeah, I get it by itself. So, yeah, I get that
Yeah, that was not as good as the spies I thought so I'm gonna find a new spot
Okay, I'm gonna buy a new spot now. I
saw I saw video of like an actual cheater in this game and
And they're like scanning themselves into a
FUCK!
And the other people in the lobby just all went around them with arrows pulling at them.
I shot him, I shot him, I shot him.
Oh, you can paint your clone separately.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Commedia.
Can you go through apartments, Susie?
There's any Commedia on the view.
Oh, a Mecha-Commedia.
Oh, I found the best spot the whole game.
Get away from that truck, Shinji. Get away from it.
I just found the best spot in the whole game.
Hi.
Oh, I'm in your head now.
I'm not even near the truck. I'm freaking out.
Boogie Boogie Boogie.
You guys doing these weird knocking sounds and like puddle steps and stuff
mind chess. I can't find a good spot to hide. Next game, Genji has to play for 20 feet away.
I can't find a good spot to hide. You gotta play from the room over away from your monitor.
His numbers keep going up. I love your spot. Thank you. Thank you. You can't go in there.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Game changer game changer game. It's gone up again. A little bit tiny little bit
You guys can't hide in the balcony
You're not gonna tell you what I can and cannot hide on the fourth of July
On the anniversary of the freedom of this country. Yeah, I do what I can't hide
American day you son of a bitch
Yeah, I really want to do a tournament for this game. Yeah, they'll be fun
We what happened?
I'm not done
Guys nobody come by me yet. I'm not done
Don't go to me, you know one cocoa why don't you whenever I want with those of America?
I'm still alive. Oh my god
He's got to be on some stupid fucking spot
My god, I'm the best ever do it
I'm the best ever do it. I lie me best ever do it. Oh my god
We're cooking we are cooking
Thank you
We're looking at my spot looking my spot. Okay. Look at my spot. Yeah, my spot away
Oh, guys, that's actually kind of crazy. I took a much fun. Oh
Wow, yeah, you like that. That's pretty good sweet. That's pretty good
That's pretty good, that's pretty good
I
Spot is horrendous
Like Batman and his fucking bitch just hiding
Z-Go-Go
Exactly, I'm like
Oh, I see it
Okay, I see yeah, I don't go just cheating. Oh, I don't know what he's fine. He's fine. He's fine
Me mine is a good spot
Is it true if your clone dies you die or no
Oh, yeah, it's true that if you're clothed eyes, you're dead.
Okay.
All righty, then, okay, okay, then, all right.
Great.
Did you see my spot, DG?
Yeah, that was OP.
Are you proud of him?
You got my spot.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That was a good spot, Hodge.
Genji?
I know.
That was a good spot.
hush ginger yeah I was a good faster after to like go see where everyone is
hiding we're going to super mario's sunshine can you look at that thing I
said no we're not my line board game back room type shit type shit type shit
okay oh I forgot to add a little bit of time right
I'm serious guys I'm serious I'm already I'm already gotta have a guy I'm not
I mean, I don't have any more snacks. So I'm just eating croutons
Ordered two big man. I didn't even eat recently. I ate like a lot of hours ago. That's fine
I just ordered McDonald's on the way. Oh wait. I should order like actually yeah, honestly guys
We should all order food by the end of the night. We're actually not just like dad
Yeah, that's a good idea
I don't want to die
I want to black out on stream and talk about HR.
Yeah, HR.
Have you heard my tips on how to get out of HR?
I'm so, dude, I don't like how I've heard.
You heard my tips.
Someone clip that whole thing.
Someone clip that entire thing.
The entire thing.
Well, it only works if the HR person is a lady.
If it's a guy, you've got to go, nice cock.
Exemplary penis, sir, and he will just get you out of there, lick and he's fed.
Immediately you'll probably give you a promotion you probably give you a promotion if he has the power to do so
Yeah
Gigi when you said Chinese food did you mean?
15 pounds of white rice. Oh, that sounds delicious
Fried rice
All right, enough.
Jesus, get up, I see.
Bobby.
Bobby!
Bobby!
Hey, guys, Gigi's talking with Gigi's over there on the map.
Oh.
You're going down on the map, boss.
I got it.
I got it.
Sorry, I got distracted whenever he told me to look at a DM.
Yeah, I distracted him.
I just, I did my fault.
Oh, you're fucking looking, looking, looking, looking, looking.
I'm going to order some sushi.
I want to ask you to just learn to cook.
Yeah, let me go just prepare a five star meal real quick.
We go.
Let me go to my kitchen to whip up.
Well, you know, what's the best?
What's the best meal you can cook?
Maybe some green beans.
What's the best meal you can cook?
I can't.
I'm going to jump on.
You stupid.
Are you an idiot?
In game.
Hmm.
Ain't that ain't that peanut?
That's the best meal you can cook.
What is the best meal you can cook?
I actually used to be able to cook basic meals
and I've lost the ability to do that.
And two weeks ago, I drove to a convenience store
at five in the morning and purchased their entire stock
of Kraft mac and cheese.
It was all in the small little bowls.
I bought every single one of them.
I went home, I dumped them all in a giant bowl
in like a mixing bowl and I made boiling water
and I dumped it in.
And then I dump the cheese in and I do listen,
I will eat anything.
I will eat literal dog shit.
And I still, I couldn't eat it.
I could, it was disgusting.
You can't do it that way.
No, because you missed proportions, everything.
You have to add water.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, what I did hot,
what I did was, what I did, right,
was fill up each cup individually to the waterline
and then dump it in.
So it was proportioned out.
It's what's done.
So what it is, what it is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The ball is too big so it's cooking unevenly even though the right stuff is in there because
There's there's there's a lot of water. I'm trying to sound smart, but I'm fucking hammer
You actually couldn't even see the
Welcome home the water didn't go into the mac and cheese it just stayed on like so like if you set the bowl down
It just looked like a bowl of yellow water
Okay
Out of there
The water out of the pasta you're not supposed to yes, you are oh
Yeah, you're supposed to take
Huch is smelling colors right now, he's got murders in his hands, oh Huch is lost his shit, this guy is cheating.
I thought that might be a guy.
I've now reached the phase in Drunk where I am.
He's gone, he's super powerful.
He's super...
I'm in flow state.
He's in flow state.
What's up, oh
Wait, I made burgers hot dogs and a freeze cheese macaroni today. Oh hell, yeah
You anything more American than a fucking hot dog, man?
Someone I had nothing but a hot dog today. I had hot dogs
Can you come on me? Oh wait hold on
God I'm doing it. Runner. Yeah, we got a runner. We got it. We had a runner
If you look from your back, you're gonna notice that there's a problem fetus
John cheating was your stupid spot
Stupid no, he's not. He's in a fucking good spot
You don't even
Don't say the stupid spot
Why don't you put that instead of what's important right now John you piece of shit
It was the shading and it's split in two like is it like yeah, that's
I am drunk. What are you doing?
God who's alive?
Sir, sir, he's
Ability skills of a part
Life is easy. We will find him with that Mia seconds. It's kind of it didn't turn out super good
I don't know where I am. It's
okay. Hey, John, is not the
best. You should add a seven
dash one. Somewhere over there.
Seven dash one. Oh, I think
she got it. I can't find the
bad guys. I don't know where I
I can't even see you guys you guys better find me that's there's no way no matter how drunk you get you must find me
This is pretty hard to find you. It's pretty hard
Guys, it's only 845. I don't know there's no way I'm making it
Oh
Is everyone and this is this is stupid everyone's cheating I'm obvious everyone's literally cheating you a fetus give us a whistle
Wait, where's the guys with a real quick?
Someone's cheating someone's cheating and it's in the it's right in you
I'm dead!
So, Genie, don't we...
Oh, no!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
Got him!
Oh, okay, Fetus.
Ah, you're gonna take that long!
Fetus, you were sticking around on the other side, yeah!
Oh, I didn't know you were saying that!
But that...
Please!
I didn't know you were, like, visible on the other side.
I thought you were just halfway into the office.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Fetus, you were sticking around on the other side.
Yeah!
Oh, I didn't know you were saying that.
But that...
Please.
I thought...
You're just halfway into the obstacle.
Yeah, that's the last one is John.
John is the last one and he has really been worse.
John, whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle.
Painting.
What button is it?
One.
Oh my god.
Did you whistle?
Yep.
Marko.
I see you here, do you hear it?
Marko.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
Hatch, are you drunk?
I just noticed.
Yeah, I'm getting guys ahead.
I
Nice work nobody got the seven one there's only five countries in Africa and one of them is called North Africa
That's Southam
Wait, what?
Wait, oh, you think North Africans in South America you stupid communist
There's only
I'll tell you why I'll tell you why I'm here you guys need someone to beat up someone easy to beat up
We do that all the time pushy
I
Will go to Russia building this spring scene is Canadian by the way
If I'm the
again listen I don't give a fuck who's going to war with who but if you're
going to war Coco I got you dude so you're gonna rate it if America's getting
rated you pull up the help us the Canadian and I'm popping the trunk maybe
let me tell you something if America needs your help we're already dead
everyone's already dead if America needs your help of maybe your dad already
Listen, don't forget that we are the reason why there's a Geneva Convention, you guys.
I mean, that's true. They do have the most war crimes. That's respectful. That's respectful. That's respectful.
That's a flex. That's a flex. That's respectful.
They do. They do. They do. They do.
That's respectful. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair.
We've ripped on Canada, but we should rip on Australia more. They lost the war to birds.
They lost the water he moves like me. That is true
Like we should we should show on them. Honestly. How do you lose a war to a bunch of birds?
They caught it off because they were they were invasive. They're like fuck man. We don't got the ammo to keep up with this
Let's give up
I'm probably gonna call it soon guys
Are you serious?
I'm fucked up.
I'm fucked up.
I'm fucked up.
What?
No.
We just started.
We just started.
Hey, don't say fuck me, Australia.
You say fuck you to the birds, you guys fucking lost.
Don't come at me.
I lost my butt.
I'm gonna come all over you.
I'm gonna come on you.
I'm gonna come on you.
I'm gonna come on you.
I'm gonna come on you.
Oh crap.
I'm gonna come on you.
That's not the collar.
Oh my god.
I don't know what to hide.
I don't know what to hide.
I'm so done for.
You goddamn fucking communist.
I'm so done for.
You goddamn fucking communists get away from me get away from me. I don't know what to hide
Oh, am I in your way of painting yes
Are you getting you're getting there you're getting there. I think you need about 50 some odd stars
50 50 stars real quick. Oh
Here we go. All right. All right. Okay.
I'm a cheater. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm a cheater.
I'm a cheater. I'm cheating. I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
Check me out. You know, this is a good spot.
I'm guys, I'm just gonna give it to you straight. I'm just cheating.
I'm just cheating. Okay. Is that is that cool with everybody?
If I cheat, go ahead and cheat.
Is that cool? Can I cheat?
You can do whatever you want today, man.
Okay, all right, that's gel every show that would be cheating every time. I'm just fucked
Yo P check out the hell and since you have to
That is the single best spot I have ever seen my
Do not even know where you're at and I'm looking right at you
I forgot I got five shots.
My outfit is kind of cheating as well.
Hey, don't say nothing.
Plus, he does.
She's the first every time.
Oh, the whole time.
We're standing in the middle of the room at bright yellow.
What do you mean?
No, get the joke.
I'm in the best spot ever made
ever invented.
So quick.
So close.
You'll be even covered twice in
Sam, but the other day you were
driving the fucking ungodly
battery ram and vaporizers.
I have your POV if you want to
see our realization of death
and real time.
Please see it next time you
win.
Oh, you won't.
I would see you on the battle field.
I would see you on the battle field, but I don't have enough money to buy a chicken.
But I will do it.
I feel like I'm checking every room, but if you go back.
Okay, peanut is actually cheating.
I have no idea how he's there.
Guys, guys, peanut's cheating.
I literally said that.
No, no, but like this is crazy.
There's no way.
myself I want to see how my flag turned out for a press for
The job isn't even baited the job you're white
Me with a close to where I just was thank you
Let's go back. Let's go back
No, I only have three oh my god fetus is the best. Oh my god. He's the best I've ever seen my life
Thank you. Oh my god. I'm cooking
There's no whistles god damn it peanut always so I
I went to
I went to a hotel
What?
Why did you do that?
I was looking at the other guy
I was looking at the other guy, sorry
I was looking at the other guy
I was looking at the other guy
I know, I know
Why are you doing that?
When are you literally next to me?
Oh
Let's just say I wipe my ass with some shit
I'm a toilet paper roll, baby, I'm not his motherfuckers, man.
I
Did I only have four shots?
Coconut's breaking at least four forms of DOS tonight
Told you where he was
some one whistle. I told you
that's what's gonna die. I told
you like ten minutes, I swear in
what room in what room even
sport. It's a good sport.
He's calm. He's calm. Guys. I'll
give you a hand. He's a good
Oh my goodness.
I'm not gonna lie to you, when I yelled he's an exit son, they only had 15 seconds left,
I did not expect him to come right through.
I thought it was gonna be a pretty list game.
I was on time to jump out of society.
Yeah look you can take a look at that.
Dude I'm off to watch the water.
I'm just in here forever looking at Hutch and then he just walked away.
I thought he saw him.
How did the edge inside of the bottle of Tom win that?
I literally couldn't be cheating.
Guys, let's take another shot.
Steven boys, get in!
Hey, Steven, that's not a water.
For Steven, I want to say cheers guys.
Hey, cheers, happy 4th of July, and happy uh, happy uh, here's to the world, here's to the world, just to America, cheers!
Cheers guys, happy 4th.
You don't say that.
I'm giving you, let me just get this through, alright, I enjoy having you guys as my neighbors, alright, my pants.
It's oh, we feel, you know, it's, um, what do you feel?
Oh, we, I mean, just what you said, I mean, what?
Uh, we, uh, I mean, you guys as neighbors, I mean, it's, uh, we, uh, you know, we, uh,
my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor.
We share some horns.
you guys share little Caesar's fucking
fucking it's okay you even have little
Caesar's
no we do it's the worst
USA USA USA
that's not like that what's our safe word
cheers
cheers the real
wait I took it I already took it I'll take another one
I'm fucking
I was gonna hit a real one
No, I have said USA at that time. Oh, my next one was gonna be real good. All right
Guys, I don't think a single one of us is making it up to this who was ever Genji
What is the end anyway, why exactly I'm not even sleeping
We can't even talk. We can like
We can tell it's each other. Yeah, we can like
I can just like they're like hey, I want to fuck you
Y'all don't I'll do it. He's about connection. Exactly. Yo guys
now. Right now. GTA 6 when it comes out in GTA 6 when it comes out is what we're talking
about. I just want to say you guys are really far behind on a bunch of today. Well, listen
up. You guys have a 250. So I wrote that up. I'm fucking invincible right now. I know
Just because I'm Canadian, you think you can call me a f***.
Yeah.
Yeah, I might call you a f***.
Yeah.
What are you saying under the beep, saying I'm loud?
I'm saying I'm going to say it out loud right now.
Just because I'm Canadian, call me a f***.
Yeah, I'm calling you a f***.
I work.
You know what, man?
That's what I get for hanging out with a bunch of f***.
You know how risky it is for us to be playing the drinking game
and slurging the peeps.
I like it.
I like it.
I'm just rolling the dice.
We are rolling the dice.
I love being risky, guys.
I love it.
I'm hardest.
I love it.
Let's be on the line tonight.
What's our fucking safe word?
You don't have one.
Being a Twitch partner is cool,
It's cool, but being someone who got banned off to it is cooler. Yeah, you know, if you don't download this map with your two megabyte internet
Right now, I swear to God. Where am I? Where am I right now?
Shit my page come here hodge come here. Where am I?
Yes, I'll say hodge. We got you don't worry. We're doctors
you can trust us we're doctors let's go to the casino and fucking put it all on black
right now. I'm in. I'll sell my crypto. I'll sell it all.
Time to win. Time to win. I'm with you, Pete. Can I get out of here?
I'm not sure what this is.
I don't know what this is to get idea.
I don't know what this is to get idea.
Come on, we're going to do a six person thing because we have six people.
Can we play gamble with your friends with six of us?
No, no, no.
I don't think so.
Really fun though game with your friends. Oh, yeah, there's how many people can you break it with your friends? Oh, it's five
Oh, dude, what a sick joke
We're gonna have to kill someone in here dude, so I'm gonna die. Oh my god. Yeah, kill me right now. Come on
So good
You have to use your doing
Hutch. How does it feel like being a big man, Hutch? How's it feel like being that big,
Hutch? Yeah, yeah. Is it cool having a big cock, Hutch, to be honest? Just tell me how
it feels. It doesn't feel like it. Hutch, when you met me in real life, Hutch, did you
look down on me because I was smaller than you, Hutch, to be honest with you right now?
One second, I'm pating as it might sound. Hutch, tell me right now, please. What's
Oh, yeah, I forgot we met Coco. Oh, it's like a second, dude. I know
So where'd you go? I should have looked for you. I
don't know
I'll tell you the club, but I was like
In the glitter we all
We all VAM!
Juju, we need to find these guys.
We need to find these guys.
In the clergy, we all VAM!
Let's get these motherfuckers.
In the clergy, we all VAM!
Ask me about life, we all VAM!
Why do I look like Avatar of the last era?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What happened to me?
In the clergy, we all VAM!
Yeah
Dude, I never getting found in the clear we all
In the clear we all
We all
Man
Wait gamble and friends is up to six people it says
No, I wish to play that can do you go somewhere else real quick. Well, I'm not done
That's a player. Thanks. Mods chronic told me he knows everything. He's the smartest guy ever known
Where the fuck are you motherfuckers?
Peanut, what the fuck you had such a good story. Trust me. Just trust me. I don't see I don't I know
I know what I'm doing you you don't see the vision just trust me
Where the fuck I want this guy's jacket wait hey hey hey
Okay, I said I wasn't done
I had you one time. Oh my god. I was gonna make the face something different real life
Oh my god, that was actually the spot of the year. That was gonna be this spot
Oh my god, you fucking moved you dumbass. I would never found you. Oh
oh that's great I'm saying very natural fucking best oh my god every single part
of my body that you know why do you play why do you offer as a mouse in every game
we play in this game are you smoking actual methamphetamines out of a crack
I fucking wish I honestly really wish I had some bets right now
You know back when I was with Blizzard I had a meth guy at Co
Certified Blizzard meth guy were you with what does that mean with blizzard?
I still can't believe feet has got banned for trying and for pretending to be
Yeah, that was a good one.
What's so much behind that?
There's no lawyer.
He destroyed the rust server.
He was just cosplaying pirate software for like four days
and then switched band for like a week.
I thought that was a real pirate software, dude,
for like three days.
Wait, where the fuck are you?
OK, well, I'm coconut's an idiot.
But like other than coconut, everyone knew you were just
You're dead pussy shut up. I can't hear you. You're dead. I killed you
Man I could go for a hot dog right now
Literal screams diaper. Oh my goodness
I'm not gonna cry.
I'm not crying.
A perfect two copy done.
Wait, did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Again, did you hear that?
I want a perfect two copy done.
I'm telling you boys, I'm gonna buy the internet tonight.
I'm gonna make a perfect two copy done.
And the inside is kind of like a stomach thing.
Then it will help.
It will help prevent you from getting another one.
It will help stomach problems.
I have a alcohol I can drink if you really want me to.
Okay.
Do it and you're cool.
Do it and you're cool.
Do it and you're cool.
Do it and you're cool.
Do it and you're cool.
Now go get someone.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Dude, there is a monsoon going over my house right now,
and I'm about to door-
I hope it takes your roof off your house.
I hope it just fucking feels like it.
You know what?
I hope it takes your roof off your house,
and in a car too, like fast, if you look up and you go,
what?
Oh, I should have heard it back.
I hope there's another drink up there.
Yo, take a shot, guys.
Up there, I'll shot it.
Cheers, cheers!
Hey, guys.
Cheers, guys.
Oh, OK.
Let's go.
Yeah.
OK, guys.
This time, I'm doing a whistle halfway through.
I'm not going to tip the doormat striver that's
driving through this monster.
Wait, guys.
What if we all become Mormons as like a stream thing?
Well, only if I can soak you.
A Mormon stream group?
Yeah.
No, guys.
You know, it's like phase.
You know, it's like phase.
What if we make us like a streamer organization
and we all become Mormons?
Or do we Amish?
I mean, Amish, we Amish.
So if we all become Amish.
We can't use the internet that people use.
We can't jump, we can't jump.
Yeah.
I want to show.
We call it phase Amish edition.
Wait, that's different.
That we never faked a horse-cating.
What the hell is that?
Not using an iPhone
Yeah, we never faked owning
Carriage with two horses boy got a boy get this into the car
I literally have a door outside my house and get the fuck away from my house. Don't fucking saw me nothing Mormons
I would get out of my house
Step to
The Mormon
You piece of bread by how many moments come to my your talk you're talking about a jojoba is coconut house like the morban spot
No
Get the fuck away, bro, I don't fucking want to
Those are more
I just assume the moment because they have to have a proof of the idea, I don't know.
I was like get the fuck away from my house, I have to go on some guts.
Get away from me.
My dogs and guns.
Hey man, you better not come up to my front door.
I got dogs and guns.
Dude, I have airlocks in my house like Russ.
Like I literally have airlocks in my doors.
I have like, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Whatever comes, I'll get the motherfuckers.
Why someone's soliciting their religion? Yeah, you can doorcap by a Mormon
Doorcap by a woman with a double rail
They come all the time they come all the time
Well, they're into like freestims and shit, I wouldn't be turning that down. Wait. No, we wait
Yeah, the women's ads definitely don't want to be a part of that but like if they were
They were in a place where would like where would
Make sure to never go never go there. I never want to go there. That's where would that be
Put the
I
Yeah, yeah, you can I just look good guys we shouldn't do it
We can also do the gnome game for six people that's a new one
I'll begin with your friends out more fun than the no game right now. That sounds incredible
That sounds so fucking fun right now
It's gotta rolled off the tongue. I don't know. Well, what is this fucking minecraft?
I feel like I'm gonna cook it
They're in the woods a baby I could tell I can fuck you fuck you fuck you
There were people and peanut is somewhere in a dark quarter cheating like a bitch I could tell he's
I'm gonna cook it right now guys. I don't know what people. Yeah. Yeah, they're dirty wood people way to find
Oh, baby, I'm gonna be a fucking circumcise them
For the circumcise these guys are really you know what I'm gonna eat. There's honestly I'm down. We drop in the top
Yeah, shut up
Watch the guy make a muffin out of a cheese burner
And I want to see that I want to see that video. You know, so if you're gonna chill out
I got email by this guy. He's gonna peel my muffin cap blue. What the hell does that mean?
What does that mean, dude?
I don't know.
If you don't stop playing with peanut, I'm going to peel your muffin cap back with you.
I don't know.
Actually, you guys, a fun activity you guys might want to do.
There's like randomly once a day, I'll have like one guy that just hates one of you guys
like complete random.
Oh, I know that guy.
Yesterday it was.
I know that guy.
Actually, yesterday it was Coco.
Yesterday it was Coco.
Before that it was uh, something will go on like a whole rant about what are you guys for dad?
I love it. I love it. Wait. What are they?
Totally let it get to me. Go go god grilled last night. I remember I remember
I want to hear how to laugh. It was a hundred dollars super chat to build
I'm not joking
Holy shit, bro. Yeah, tell him to come make fun of cocoa in my chat
I
Don't remember what was I obviously don't need those types of things but like it was a hundred dollars super chat
And he was like never play with coconut again
He's so funny. He's riding your coattails and I
Was like I glanced over one time
It makes you feel any better. I saw so many buggy ladies replied to that super chat and tell that guy
Oh
Tables
what we're playing in.
No, no, you're right.
You're right.
It should have been a surprise.
But in the bottom colors, we need to play it.
I'm so missing that.
That was really surprising.
There's a lot of good stuff there.
You're not going to fight.
There's a lot of good things.
You got a little confused.
Give me another whistle.
Give me another whistle.
I thought Superchats came through like anonymous.
I didn't know it showed my name.
Oh, that was you yesterday.
Go, no.
Oh, I tripped.
Did it say, John?
Or was it Steve?
Oh my god, gosh, you're not just cooking one kid. I just cook or what?
That's fucking genius, that's actually fucking my cooking. Did you buy cooking?
Are you guys? Oh my god
Please
Oh
Five seconds left
Just a little whistle make your pussy whistle. I would use finders of any
Finders alright look at the Canadian asking for a hand
Look at the Canadian asking for a hand out.
You think we're some type of communist?
We're just gonna give you three, can you suck it?
Communism now, whistle's a communist now.
Whistle's a communist, jerk it a little bit.
Hello, that best communist for you, little.
I can't find anyone, boss.
I don't wanna play Minecraft now.
Oh my god, Jenny.
I'm gonna whistle one time for the communist.
Three, two, one, whistle.
Oh
No, I get it. We're gonna hurt it. We're gonna hurt it
What the hell be this I told you
I told you I was on top of you.
Oh, you guys, I'm in a complete spot.
That's a good spot.
Dude, we should all get super annoying
so Pina gets $100 every insult and gets a bunch of money.
And then we split the revenue.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
By the way, I just want to make this very clear.
It is the 4th of July until I go to sleep tonight.
If one person says otherwise, I'm fucking mad at them.
Oh
Things are money. I forgot the 4th of July anymore. Thank you
All right guys, what's the fireworks starting here, bro? Where's everyone at? Okay guys fireworks guys
Honestly, you're all gonna do you all gonna do
We're gonna up the number of hunters and do the same map
All right
There we go. We're up in the number of hunters doing the same map
Someone said if you get too annoying it'll turn into a liability clown show.
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Wait, wait, wait, Fetus, can you fall into the hundreds?
Yeah, sure, sure.
This one's for you.
Wait, wait, wait.
These don't pay people.
I'm stream sniping you guys.
You better hide real good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, I can't do the fucking thing!
Oh, God, they're fucking people.
Let's ride!
Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
Thunder
I saw a bunch of bitches saying that song was Australian so I'm playing it again we stole
your song pussy we stole your song oh wait that would have been cooler if it would work
Wait, where did I go?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, guys, guys, something's wrong.
It didn't work.
It didn't work, right, so there's that right there, that'll happen.
I don't know where I'm at either, so that's also a quick problem as well.
That's also a problem.
I'm hoping that everything solves itself.
I'm like 50% certain that I'll just reappear here
in about 30 seconds.
But you never know.
You never know.
Oh, there it is.
Out there it is.
Here we go.
Yes, four.
I will play later.
I will play later.
I don't think they see me until after.
No, they could see the tip before.
No, they could see the tip before.
Yeah, they see everything before.
Yeah.
I want them to wipe their dick on my food.
Where's Hunch?
the extra sausage
little exercise it's
peanut you're on building
you're a little you're a liability
God Joe you're a liability
God Joe
you guys
you want to go play game with your friend
under this yes yes yes
let's play
I feel like I'm going to be but I
saw this thing on tiktok that I want to do
on this game
but I can't do it until
So I'm not the hunter.
I'll volunteer as a hunter next time for you.
OK, OK, let me do the thing from TikTok.
And then we'll go play the game.
Are we doing gamble with friends?
We can, if you guys want to.
I doubt it, whatever.
I'm going to go make something for friends.
You guys want to play game with friends, guys?
I'm getting mostly yeses mostly yeses
From what the gamble? Yeah for the gamble with friends like 90% yeses 10% nodes
It's yours guys, that's the game to play right now. I'm not using with the Canadian
I'm not a happy me fuck with this fucking nuts says I'm cheers him with you my brother
I'm not cheers you with a Canadian I'm not cheers you with a Canadian for the July I'm not going to be a Lebanese guy would you do hey hey would I'm not even a Lebanese guy oh wait oh go on go on yeah wait cheers hey take a shot peanut take a shot right now that joke doesn't work really well when it's when it's not just like Canadian
I
Drink a drink a drink
Because I'm actually not seeing anyone and I honestly vote we do we just hear whistle cuz I kind of missed it
Oh, you want me to whistle?
Oh, you think you're slick do you think you're slick? Yeah, I bet you think you're slick, don't you?
Yeah.
Bam.
Bam.
Oh.
Good thing.
Good.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Well, hey, so what else brave enough to whistle?
That's the question.
Is someone else brave enough to whistle?
Or do we have cowards in this lobby?
Cowards.
Is that, is this, is this lobby full of cowards?
I died on my, on the 4th of July.
You guys.
I don't have the courage to whistle even one time when you're forefathers! Fuck!
Oh, there we go.
Let the record show after I die here in about three seconds when Pina finds me next to this box, I was not a coward.
I don't know what you are.
Oh my god, Hodge is cooking. Hodge, you're like, you're like a artistic genius.
Yeah, you're artistic. When people ask me about my friend Hodge, I say,
that guy is the most artistic motherfucker I have ever met my entire life.
You're very artistic.
Yeah, very artistic.
Thank you, boss. My doctor thought the same.
Where are you, Hodge?
I'm in another world.
I'm about to travel out.
Where the hell are you?
So good.
You said next to this box?
What box?
You have not to say it.
Okay, it's the fourth.
Your mom's box.
All right.
All right.
That was very unkind.
That was very unkind to say.
That was very unkind and uncalled for.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Very unkind and uncalled for.
I'm gone for a while, wait a second, you want to do it?
You want to do it?
I'm saying this whole time.
He's just talking in the game.
He wasn't upstairs the whole time either.
He was over here.
What?
He's already in the house.
I'm next to the box.
Oh my god.
Dude, I would pay so much for his box.
Jesus Christ.
What?
It's a good spot.
No, you're a liar.
You're a liar.
Look next to the box.
Look next to me.
You're a liar.
You're a liar liar.
Plants for hire.
Multiple boxes.
All right.
All right.
OK, here we go.
Yeah, but what?
No, no, I have to do the tick tock thing.
That's what I got you.
I'm on the one thing to do.
What's a tick tock thing?
I'm not sure.
What's a tick tock thing?
He requires a very specific map.
Very every five three hundred volunteers
Welcome back, this is Kyle welcome back to my channel
I just walked a guy in a house fire for a video and I treat women terribly
I'm trying to make the American flag play behind my game this entire time.
He got me you got me. It's actually Kyle Chad. Kyle's my last name. Chad's my last name.
Kyle Chad the 7th. But as it was Kyle Chad was my father the 6th. Kyle Chad the 5th.
My grand-pom course. And so on and so forth. Kyle Derrick Chad. Actually Derrick's my middle
Kyle Derek Chad the seven
These fireworks make me make it sound like someone's knocking on my window. It's me let me in
Okay, we need the guy who's complaining about cocoa
This way the guy just likes me. Oh my god
Now we have to play one more round after this.
Everyone stay in the spawn.
We can just go play game with friends.
You know what?
You know what?
You ruined it.
We'll just go play game with friends.
You ruined it.
You ruined it.
You ruined it.
You ruined it.
You ruined it.
You ruined it.
You ruined it.
Alright, fine.
Peanut.
Or you could not be pussy I think we're already quit actually
Wasn't even
Guys you have seven people we so we could play seven people play six you can only six gamble with friends
right? Oh gamble or golf with friends? Gamble loves guys if it's a six player game and we have
seven people there's the math isn't working let's keep playing mecha chameleon until someone dies
what are we up to? What are we doing? Are we leaving the lobby? I left already what are we doing?
What do you mean go go just say you're trying to kick the canadian out without saying you're trying to kick the canadian
I get it. I see where I'm at. We're not trying to say that
Canadians are trying to kick them both out
Jesus why
What are we doing? What are we doing? What's going on? Aren't you from Canada?
Yeah, yeah, I'm from Canada. Yee-haw, yee-haw, American stuff.
Hell yeah, brother!
We're gonna play this.
Hey, oh yeah!
Guys, wait, wait, which one are we playing?
Well, I'm in Mech and Chameleon and there's one guy to hunt right now.
I'm moving back up.
What the fuck are we doing?
Gigi, isn't you?
Maybe, you'll never find me.
Wait, Gigi, can you tell me one thing?
Is this one of those maps where you can go like halfway into the painting or no?
I don't know. I haven't touched any of the paintings. I didn't go
Not in a painting no, I stayed in the first room. Oh
I'm pulling back. We go back. We go. I'm just kidding here. These are my shots. I'm not pulling up her stream
I'm actively moving. I'm pulling up her stream right now
Activating Genji stream
First room
Oh
Where is she she's in the ladies bathroom taking a poo I'm gonna mess bathroom because she's a good guy
She's not taking a poo in the ladies bathroom
Farmer score off by me now that means it's safe to order to me. Oh shit. I forgot what I do that. Oh
Oh
My word was cancelled. Okay, they
Canceled my order they can't do my
I
Heard you told our door that story the other day someone came to my chat
Now you sure you're the first room Judy you're not lying
You wouldn't gaslight us would you because it would work. Are you sure your first room is the same as our first room?
I'm in the first room with the metal detectors. It's this thing. You see I should be
I see you guys, but like where
And oh my god, oh my god
I looked at how did I miss that?
She's a Russian sleeper agent, I told you.
Oh my god, what does it say?
71 minutes?
We're DoorDash?
That's your reason why I'm talking.
All right, okay, all right.
Is everybody back at the lobby?
Mine only took me 20 minutes.
One, two, three.
Hey, mine took me about 22 minutes.
We were missing two guys.
We're missing a bunch of people.
We're missing.
Yes.
Oh, I'm up there.
We're missing a bunch of guys.
I thought we were playing gamble.
I'd never played gamble.
Coco, we can't play gamble.
We have two many guys.
one too many guys we gotta wait till someone gets you drunk at the end
shut up okay okay i'll get off and i'll end and i'll watch you guys
aren't you the one advocating most for the gambling games and then we probably just
keep playing this game that's fucking stupid cocoa i'm not drinking
i'm just stupid you're a stupid man with stupid ideas
hey hey hey you're a stupid man with stupid ideas
What if I want to watch you guys gamble?
You will a cock?
You will a cock?
A gamble cock?
No, no.
It's a go-go.
Nobody else here is drinking but me and you, dude.
I need you to take a shot.
Wait, hold on.
Why?
I'm taking little sippies.
Are we the only ones drinking?
Everybody else is sipping.
I'm shooting shots with you.
You fucking pussy.
Everybody else taking little sipping.
Yeah, OK.
I'm just going to just covrate.
He sounds the exact same as when he first came in here.
He hasn't even taken a first step.
I'm literally pulling my dick out on stream.
Oh shit, oh the man of the man of the man of the man of the man. Wait, what do we do it?
You guys just take your shots. You got you got you got a hop in the game. Okay. I'll come on mecha come here
Enjoy mecha comedian. I'll join the mecha come here. I'm going back to come here. Yeah, I'm joinin. I'm joinin. I'm joinin.
I'm joinin mecha come here again. Mecha come here again.
I'm not getting this so dash. I know I don't even know I did it.
What wait?
Well, why did they cancel my doordash?
Why would they do why would I would not thought this was America
We are building this modern gamble with your friends for ten people
Yeah, but guys we are all drunk and I'm not trying to figure out how to get everybody to now all the same
That sounds like literal hell on earth.
That sounds, imagine trying to explain to coconut right now.
I mean, even in general, how to download a mod
on a video game, that has got to be,
that's probably what you, I guarantee you the CIA uses that
as terrorist torture techniques, 100%, 100%
they have an AI coconut.
Yep.
It takes us 10 minutes to download it.
The mega bike map off the steam.
AI isn't intricate enough or advanced enough
to replicate me yet.
I'm too advanced.
I could buy a dog and put them in front of 20 buttons
and say random words and it would replicate you coconut.
No, no, you're wrong.
That's where I don't disagree with you a lot of things,
Peanut, but you're wrong there.
Okay.
There's not a lot of dogs in the world that can,
oh, that was.
You see, but there's some dogs.
There's some dogs, you could say.
Honestly, maybe, maybe, maybe one dog.
Maybe like that one dog from Dalmatians.
That dog was pretty fucking cool.
It's, you ain't, wait, hold on.
That's strong!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Mr. P, quick question.
Is your mouth open all the time?
Because your fat and your turn to eat.
Intro movie fucking know my mouth is open all the time because I am sensual lovers with your father and have been for five years
And it's just in case you want to do a quick quickie with me while I'm streaming
And I just turned left poop goes right in just like a bowl of mayonnaise you're talking about mm-hmm
How about you fuck yourself sir? How about you fuck yourself 30 times in a row? How about you go down?
How about you go down to Sears grab three blue sweaters?
tie them together and then put them in your ass and pull them out like anal beads
repeatedly. How about you know what let me take it one step further. Go to Lowe's
go to Lowe's and get a 2x4. Put a bunch of nails in it and then sit on it.
You know what let me take it one step further. How about you take the chair off
your gaming chair where it's just the compression pipe and then sit on it
repeatedly while moaning fuck you hope that clean it up oh shit we forgot to
volunteer oh my god you're fucking massive dude just go away go away
Did you go away? Did you go away? Did you go away? Did you go away? Did you go away?
Did you scram? Scram! Did you go away? Did you go away? Did you just, did you just...
Hey guys, cheers guys. Cheers, cheers. Did we already start?
Yeah. Cheers everybody, cheers. It's happening before the July.
Yo, cheers Coco. I'm hitting a shot back right now. I'm hitting a shot too.
I'll be these lying to you, but I'm not
What the fuck watch and learn branch you're watching a master. I thought you are watching
He's lying dude, I'm looking at you are watching a master at work right now a master at leg
I'm lying about looking this stream
I figured I figured I figured you're pounding these motherfucking shots back
Oh
Fuck it was low. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take two I'm gonna take two focus field just for that
No, okay, I'll take a sip with the shop I'm drinking a straight black label please
You're a black label guy
Any less than a black label you won't catch me drinking Jack Daniels
Hey, don't you fucking talk shit about my friend Jack
Dude he gives me
Go ahead and take a look
Coming coming coming
Where are these guys at, guys?
Where are these guys at?
Let's find them.
Oh, wait, you're not going to be found.
Hmm.
Do we have any clues yet?
No idea.
Any clues?
Where's the chillies, man?
Hmm.
any clues where's the chillies man hmm
yeah baby and I are gonna check the the the dunking go maybe you're taking the
duck let's say the dunking go one oh yeah sure let's check the dunking I'm not
seeing anything back there let's move on yeah same hey where's your gun sorry I
must have forgotten home I'm getting the clean I'm getting the clean I'm getting
green
I remember I remember the guy being a little larger. I feel like we were a little too small there
Wait, Jim, you yours is actually go to wait what?
Gigi is really good. They're never finding me. No, it's GGs
Let me see let me see. Oh
I have to be I'm gonna go be really quickly while I
Oh
Wow
Pino check for this is one little drop
Wait, you know the last one left guys. Yeah, I think you guys guys. I know how Jinji thinks. She's intricate. She's in the letters
He's not you're talking about Jay don't act stupid. You're just smart. I feel like she's in the chairs
She's in the letters there. She's in the letters. I can tell I think she's in the lights
Why
Yeah, you get yeah, are you talking about she's in a light for sure one of these
I don't have hands, but you know that that is very racist
Very racist very racist
I
Get like guys peace sitting down well like being sitting up is standing up is like kind of awesome
Oh, it's awesome, dude. Yeah, sometimes you can lean on the part the partition between the two urinals
It's like the greatest feeling I just pissed myself
That's the best feeling
Oh
What coat pants you got usually yellow now
Face came on because you're always just fucking nuts out exactly dude. I'm not I know I'm actually naked right now
Tell me send me a picture if you're serious. I'm tell
You fucking better
Okay, I'm not gonna find her boys. I'll fuck it dude. This is actually a
We can take this even further if you
She's in a crazy spot. Oh my goodness
I still can't see her. She's in a crazy spot. It's not even cheating either. No, and she's not we got a whistle
Oh, either she's fucking
I
Oh, yeah, she's fucking huge, too.
I believe she's the smallest size you can be.
Oh my God.
She's the big size.
You can't even see her.
So that's just, wait, Gigi, you're the smallest size, right?
What do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, Gigi's the smallest size.
It's not standing, it looks mad.
Gigi, you're small.
She was squared off.
Mm-hmm. That's good. Oh
Wait, where was she I can't find her
She's over yonder. She's over yonder the big blinking red thing
The letters
All right, oh we're doing the same map again, we'll go down in two hunters
We're going in no being the black reflective thingy new rule
be the hunter. Oh, shit.
Catch we said catch we said. Oh.
You don't have like guys. I actually I mean nothing, nothing.
The accidentally what nothing?
You're the hunter. Nothing.
Oh, nothing. No, Hutch is a hunter.
Nothing, nothing.
What is even here? Where am I?
Nothing.
Nothing.
That should be a quick mistake.
That should be a quick mistake.
I've been looking at you and finding you.
I have a feeling you are quite large.
No, Joe.
That should not be you.
That's not gonna work anymore.
It's not Dalton.
He's like gambling on his second monitor or something.
Yo, that's such a fucking good idea.
That's such a good idea.
Oh my God, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it after this game.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm doing it.
I didn't even deny it.
Actually, why don't we just like stream on kick and just do a gambling
and drink?
That sounds fucking incredible.
Oh, damn it.
I painted my back instead of my front.
Well, guys, why am I creating like clones of me?
What's up?
Why is there like three of me?
There's like three of me right now.
New tech, new tech, new tech.
You think at this point being a bungie litter is like an actual religion maybe
Maybe.
Why do you say it's so distressed?
He's painting.
Maybe.
I'm coming for all y'all.
Please don't do that.
Coconut.
Oh, fuck.
Okay
Listen, I gave it everything I had I put my whole pussy into that round
You're gonna be found immediately because you're not against the ball at all
No, but are you artistic?
Oh, man, you're beautiful.
Oh, God, he's hot.
Those areolas, I mean, cheese, Louise, those got to count for some.
Oh, BB is actually cooking more than I've seen anyone ever cook in their entire lives.
Oh, my God.
Don't tell him, don't tell him, don't tell him, don't tell him.
Oh, my goodness.
Louise cooking, Louise cooking.
wait how do you paint your clones you can't you have to get your to paint and
then clone oh that's fuck oh you know but your clones be charged you can keep
using clones wait so you can't do an individual paint like it just it makes
it complete duplicate of what you pay no but you can pay yourself one thing
clone yourself and then pay yourself a mouse now I know I'm gonna go make it
If you just keep making clones, it'll delete the oldest ones.
It'll be two clones and you.
So if you make a third clone, it'll delete the first one.
How do you delete a clone?
What's the button to do that?
Well, no.
So you just keep using a clone, and then it'll delete it automatically.
Or if you want to delete all your clones, you click act.
Got it.
We got to do this map.
We got to run it back over time.
You don't even need to change anything.
Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't please
Genius genius genius, I'm running out of breath
Okay, okay
You look you got I just call myself one more time
That was wow that was a bad decision. Oh, that's a great decision. That was a well. Well, we'll be moving a little more in what I think
There you go. There you go champ. There you go
Yep, uh-huh. There it is. There it there it is
I'm gonna do your cream. They look rubbish to be me. Oh, who they grow
I'm a whistle over there me. I
Heard a whistle
That's good, man
John John just an idiot
Out of the five of you the island so good move the big spot ranking
Drinking on empty stomach is the worst
I did hear a whistle over here
He's blind! He's blind!
Cheers, cheers you guys.
He's blind!
Dude.
Where the fuck is Coco?
Um, touch.
Yeah.
this look weird to you?
Oh, aren't you, John, you should have been dumb.
Actually, you should have been.
You should have been a ball.
A piece of gum.
Well, I tell you right now, you're not fine with me.
I mean, he is a genius.
He's the Picasso of this generation.
Absolutely genius.
Absolutely genius.
Oh my fuck.
Hutch looked directly at him and did not see him.
It's me, it's me.
Wait, how long ago?
Give me a hint.
Whistle.
No, no, no, no.
Whistle pussy.
You don't even have to say Canada's amazing.
You can just say Canada's all right.
You can say all right.
I fucking died by the sword.
That is a great decision, Hutch.
Good decision.
Killed me.
You risk Canada's winning.
What?
Oh, my God.
What?
What?
Oh, my God.
She's eating her stream sniper, stream sniper.
Smell me.
Madagascar.
No, I literally shot this Nike side because of that baby.
Oh, where's that baby?
Hey, Pina, just had to put my dog down.
He died.
I'll be right back. Oh my goodness. God's feet brother. God's. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Bless you, brother. Bless you, brother. I will literally right at you. That's crazy.
Oh, I'm a good spot. All right, B. All right, B. Good popper. Good popper. Oh
God, I'm feet. Mm-hmm. I
Had a cheat to beat the Canadian. Yeah, wait. Oh, no wait guys
If we use Genji teams to beat the Canadian was that same on us you at that for that
Canada, yeah
I can be a normal American this game.
Oh, no, we've got to start smoking in your house.
You got to smoke in your house inside.
Not outside.
Give me a painter for the rest of the time.
Mega balls, supermarket.
Have you drunk milk out the back?
We're going to the Mega Ball supermarket.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, boys, I say in after this round,
we go play golf with your friends.
We think
Well, we can't play game with your friends until one of us passes out
So I see everybody go grab a drink real quick and let's see if we get one person to pass out
Dude I can't find a driver in this monsoon I wonder why
He takes no time.
What this is the time to become a driver dude
Hell no, there's no other drivers. This is the time. I mean word Coco is out
Time to give with your friends
Watch
I'm downloading same forever for some reason
He's a big one or he's called the make a ball maybe to make a download
My guess I think Coco's puking because if you're drinking a lot of tequila while seated like in a seated position you're gonna barf
I
Chose a small guy
This is mega
What is this?
Mega ball!
Mega ball!
Mega ball!
That's sweet.
This is like a regular ball.
How did I do it, Hunter?
I was naughty.
Dude.
This is no mega ball.
I was not even sitting in the circle.
This is regular ball.
Bucky's is way better than this.
Yeah, Bucky's is ten times the size of this mega ball.
European
No, no, no, look you could be one of these next to me look to my left. All right
I've got my own dreams. I've got my own dreams
Fuck your dreams. Fuck your dreams. And then you be you be one of those next to us. Yeah
On my blakie oh
Oh, shit. Oh, you just, you put it in the cavity. How'd you penetrate me? Okay. Yeah.
Do you do the thing? What does it say? I'm like this. It's you, you shunka. You got to
turn into one of those to watch you shaka
fuck you fuck you fuck you
every man for themselves
no i just started pitting every man for themselves every man for themselves
oh no no no
i'm gonna die first i know i'm gonna die first
yeah i'm glad i'm glad fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
jeez you shaka you shaka
oh no
i'm leaking hard just stop it stop my fault it's
it'd be useful
Oh, okay. Oh, nice. Oh, nice.
All right. All right. Genji is
cheating. Genji is cheating.
There's only one more. Okay.
I'm going to hang out. Well done,
Genji. Hey, cheers, you guys.
All right, let's take a shot.
Hey, cheers.
Oh, what's up, Coco?
You back?
Hold on.
What's up, man?
Jerry, what's up?
What's up, man?
Good up, man.
And Mr. Godley, what's up?
What's good, man?
Good up, man.
Hey, nice.
What's up, what's up?
You all hide in the same spot.
Hi, it was a new shop.
My idea was, gee, yeah.
Mine was horrible.
I'm poured up.
I'm poured up.
I'm cheers, Coco.
Hey, how are you doing?
Cheers.
Hey, to those who are here.
To those who are no longer with us, cheers.
Hey, what about those who were just MIA?
We don't know if we don't know for sure.
Hey, fuck that, fuck that.
And to those who are MIA also have to like the guys
who are over in Vietnam that are still in the forest
and they don't know that the war is over.
What about those guys?
OK, all right, cheers.
Cheers to everybody.
Cheers.
Cookler's got balls in his mouth.
I don't know.
Nobody.
Oh my god.
Cannot believe this trying to work here Genji. I didn't imagine winning without doing
I didn't do a fucking thing and
I was found I was the perfect ushaga you are shit
14 and dealer so an ace
I
Learned from a blackjack dealer that if they have an ace there's an 85% chance they have a hand
You know that there's that's impossible. That's bullshit. No. No, Jesus. I was I was at I was at the God said
It's a black chick you lose. Hey, right now. Let's go even 85% chance of having a hand
We're going together
We what about we know I think we've already played that one. What are we?
No, we really play that one. We what about we played coquiri forest?
You think that one?
We play this one. Yeah, I don't know if we play this one yet.
The amazing digital circus.
Oh, we've already finished.
I'm gonna be a box.
I'm gonna be regular.
That would be delicious, guys.
All right, guys. I'm screen-slapping again.
Gosh, you guys.
You know if you go all into the video,
100 Shands of Losing Everything says you.
Or says you.
get all we've already put oh my god this is the fucking mall now fucking we
ball yeah man you know I'll follow you I want you I want you so bad come here
peanut no bro I can't move I can't move I can't move what the fuck we read I
I can't move you.
I can't move.
I can't move.
Oh, wait.
I've got a spot.
Oh, my God.
Could it be?
Could it be?
Could it be?
What the fuck?
Go, go, go.
I have a spot.
Go, go.
I have a spot.
I have a spot.
I have a spot.
Oh, my God.
There's a hole.
There's a hole.
I can't move.
Oh, Lord.
I can't move.
Yeah, somebody's cheating.
He's cheating.
I'm not cheating at all.
You're...
You and Jay?
I can't do anything.
I can't move.
P. That's rechecking.
What do you mean?
Wait, you can't move with all bars?
I went all bars.
I mean, I'm bug boss.
I'm coming outside, hush.
I wait, I go.
You don't come.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
That's not baby.
You don't come.
You don't come.
Baby, hold on.
Baby, hold on.
I'm in front of the spot.
Just in case you can't really, really, really, really push.
We get there, we just, we, we just push.
Come, come, come.
Genji.
Every week, every second, every second.
We're stuck.
Every second.
Genji, can I have some more?
Where, where are we at?
Where we hide? Where we hide?
What?
I was watching your stream
Are you watching my stream?
What is Hunch doing?
You're the hunter! I can't stream set the hunter!
I win
What the hell?
Hunch, I don't know if you win
Wait, what do you mean? Am I not in the wall?
Dude, that's what my neighbors do
You are not in the wall
You are not in the wall, jeep
Go over and get something, save it for whatever
I did it, please
the
screen around the house
what the hell are you hitting huh?
are you kidding me?
A.P. I'm falling through the map on my screen
yeah I'm stuck in the map too
hey guys
what are you guys doing?
are you sure?
it's kind of broken
who is this?
we got fucking blows
we're all in the map
what was that?
what map are you guys on?
I'm on the one that hit me cooked with the with the bush. Is that how you guys are?
Oh no, that's not what happened. I'm in the rainbow.
You're the rainbow one? I want the map where it could be cooked with the bush thing.
No, no, I'm on the rainbow.
What map are you on?
Yeah, lots of colors. I don't even know what it is.
Yeah, that's the rainbow.
That's a nice red hand and lost.
You'll never get me.
You'll never get me.
I'm Ali, I'm Ali, I'm Ali, I'm Ali.
I'm Ali, I'm Ali.
But don't look at your feet, man!
I'm too bad!
I'm too bad!
I'm too bad to-
Don't look at the sky on the ground!
No I can't see this.
I'm too bad!
I can't walk.
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
What feet are riding?!
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running!
I'm running, I'm running!
I'm stuck. Yeah, I can't walk either. It's just
Dude, where the hell did you go?
This doesn't even make sense why it's working.
The map is fucked.
I'll give you a hint, guys.
hiding in the floorboards.
He's...
He'll never find me.
I'm too incognito for anyone to ever find me.
I don't think we even play on the same maps.
No, we're on two completely different maps.
I think some of us made it to the original.
Oh, are you kidding me?
My camouflage was so good.
Be back in one sec, except my dog is dead.
Dude, where the heck is Peanut?
Don't waste your shots.
Oh, wait, no, she reset, because she got me.
She reset, because she got me run, run.
I
Will never catch me
What the hell are you?
Let's go!
Hurry!
Too easy, too easy!
I was the best rat, no one could find me, I was the best!
Let's play another map that isn't completely broken. Is anyone feeling like passing out so we can play game with your friends
Please
Hush, please
He's already got if you want to stay I can serve out. He's you talking to somebody who's Joe
You're talking to his spirit you're talking to Hunter's spirit
He just he just left
They're talking to Hunter's spirit, gentlemen
Yeah, I'm all your friends time
With your friends time
We were gambling right now all the four for real this time
Rizal for Rizal this time for Rizal
Rizal on 50 fifth
No, on 60 seconds, we see how much side type shit on my mama.
She's dead off.
That's where big bird laughs.
All right, time to begin with your friends.
I love gambling.
I can't make the gamble with so much.
Riiiight!
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
would you fuck me? I'd fuck more.
Dive to gamble! Dive to gamble!
Right boys, I'm hosting the lobby as we speak.
Oh fuck, that's not bad.
Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it.
That's not good, I'm in.
I'm not getting into that lobby until yes allows me to.
Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it.
Oh fuck, sicko moan, touch it, touch it, touch it.
Oh!
All right.
I
Only see a BB online
And coke I didn't play hentai games last night, so I stayed online. Oh, yeah, I played time to hentai games
I say that I love hentai. I love it. Let's not go offline whenever
John are you just named John on steam? Yeah
And be what is your name and be oh yeah, I didn't get that I didn't get that I'm right here
I'm right here. Okay. Okay. Are you a tiny in the game?
Um, who doesn't have an invite who doesn't me?
John, what is your name on steam?
God oh
I'm signed out of friends and chat. Oh, that's cool. There you go. There you go. I every hop
of
Absolute
Why does the first screen just let you like the fucking place up?
What what's going on?
Hold on I'm changing all my steels. I can hear you in the game. Yeah
I can invite didn't work
John I swear to God. I swear to God. John
John
Absolutely cinema absolute cinema absolute cinema
absolute cinema
Cinnamon absolute cinnamon
Wait, wait, I'm gonna send you one more invite if this invite doesn't work. All right, just what you can go do immediately
I love me mr. None. Let me tell him
USA USA here think you serve for me in violently American of course of course, mr. So-called
We have a scan.
You have a scan.
What's going on?
Wait, get away from me.
Guys, we're missing three people.
Who are we missing?
Come up to the second floor.
I can't get no luck.
He's trying to start.
He keeps closing the game on me.
Press no!
Have you seen this before?
Have you seen this before?
Oh, I'm not.
Where did you find this?
Where did you find this?
Oh, he's a batter.
Oh, he's a batter.
Oh, he's a batter.
I gotta buy this.
Do you see me have any tickets?
Wait, wait.
Oh, you have 15, 15.
I'm buying this.
I'm buying this.
I'm buying this.
I'm buying this.
I'm buying this.
Bro, wait.
Where's the beer?
How do I buy this?
How do I get there before that peanut?
What the fuck?
How do I...
I need an invite.
John, you can actually fuck yourself.
This is not working, dude.
It just shows up our message and it says you invited me because let me show you.
You had quick restart on your game.
I just did that.
That's why I'm not here.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
You're gay.
I just did that, that's why I'm asking.
Oh.
Hey, where's the peanut on for that?
Here you go.
Oh, no!
No, no way!
No way!
That's what I'm talking about right there, boys.
That is what I'm talking about right there.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Did you have a spitty hat as well?
Oh, yeah, let me see you tonight. Let me see you tonight.
There you go. 1v1. 1v1.
Did you miss me? Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
All it's saying is that you're inviting me,
that's not giving me the option to join!
We tried to put up with my name, but it destroyed regular life.
They won't, I think it's private.
I don't know what that means.
We're always in...
awkward. Do I have to put the provider hat?
I can't get another.
Oh, oh my God.
Come on, come on.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, hey, Chabean!
Oh, Mr. Peanunder!
Wait, is this game maxed in three people?
Uh, I don't think so.
I think it is.
No, I've got something to say to a snake.
Oh
Now googling it it's just one to six players
Are you sure you can do you double check? Oh come on Coco come on Coco. Did you don't do you don't?
Double check and one and one wait. Let me let me remake the game. Let me let me remake the game
one second
I
Mean I mean a new game
I got a new game now
You're clicking on your name, but doesn't let me join
Josh you try to join if you can if you can join the edge
It worked. Yeah, I'm in here. Whoa
What the fuck am I wake up from packing? Oh my god. Just get in the key. I like it
Let me now. Let me by Gigi. See if I can Gigi here. There you go. Gigi hop on it boss hop on it
You're working
I'm already in
Who we miss we're missing fetus and oh
Yeah, we're good started
I
You go boss
Well, I didn't invite you need a water
I said you guys did my own since you're talking in the game
Oh
We got only now which is missing mr. Fetus, and then we didn't know what I don't know what's going on
I've joined from your invite. I tried joining from my friends list. I just like yes, it's not maybe
You're stupid
It's possible shit, dude. I didn't think of it. Have you tried you check that way? I just realized much left
What the fuck? Who's fucking killing me dude?
I was just I was just checking the back
see if it works.
Oh my god it works so good.
Wait wait guys wait wait Phoenix you can't join?
I've been trying I've tried to join off your name off my friends list and I just took the invitation as well and it just keeps
booting me into like the whole game.
I don't think so.
If they can join?
Why can't Mr. Phoenix join?
I don't know.
Let's let's do let's do let's do let's do a quick restart of the whole game real quick nice and clean
No one clicked the button that says are you feeling lucky at the beginning? I swear to God
You idiots would get the game
game. It's those six people on his thing though. I'm inviting JG, I'm inviting Habibi, I'm
inviting John. Maybe you have to appear like online or whatever. I should be. I'm inviting
everyone. Can everyone join now? So I took the invite, pressed play, and then I hit no
I don't know when it asks you if you're feeling lucky.
Well, I think you should.
I'm in.
I'm in.
These were to hit the invite button after you passed them down.
How about a peanut?
A peanut.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Let me try that.
Once I'm in, like, loads of me, I'll try that.
Let me send you another invite.
There you go.
That doesn't make sense.
Hopefully, 14 invites will be enough.
Hit it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Hold on.
Okay.
That one worked out.
Oh, welcome in.
Welcome in.
Alright guys, listen, I know everyone is a little bit silly tonight, everyone's a little bit sloshed, but this is actually a hard game we have to concentrate on, alright?
So listen, we'll have $1,000 in the beginning, split six ways, so nobody, no one!
I'm mostly talking to Coconut, he's an idiot.
What the fuck?
No one's spend more than, we got, what's 1,000 divided by six?
three hundred, uh, two, one hundred twenty three, one hundred thirty three.
Can somebody fact check that?
He's right.
One hundred and seventy five.
Oh, so guys, if you look on the right side and you see negative one hundred and
seventy five, it's time to stop gambling.
Okay.
All right.
We got to take this serious.
We got to take this serious.
Give me that ball, please.
Give me that ball.
You know what I'm cutting right now.
Hey, we talking the game.
Hey guys, we talking the game.
How about talking the game?
I don't know.
How do you do that?
You just keep on doing it.
Hello, can you go do it?
Here's your ring.
Yeah, I can do it.
How are you doing that again?
Dropping loads.
How to play it.
How to play it in VC.
Why are we doing that?
Why are we doing that?
That's a stupid idea.
Never mind.
That's a dumb idea.
Everybody at the level.
We get coconut.
It's going to take an hour to find it.
Oh, whoa.
Let me get a bit more.
Oh, whoa, hey.
There you go.
All right, let me get Jimgy in the limo.
There we go.
All right, everybody in the limo.
Let's get it up.
There you go.
Look at him.
He's playing.
Look at him.
He's playing this game, right?
Don't stop hitting me.
All right, okay, guys.
Get in the limo.
Don't talk to me.
Come here.
Please get in the limo.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Absolutely cinema, absolutely cinema, absolutely cinema.
We're gonna step into talking, man.
Wait.
Yeah, cool, go that way.
Hello?
Should we go to Game Chat and talk over that dude?
Hey, how come no one's talking, huh?
How come nobody's talking, man?
Hey, how come none of us are talking?
Hey, man, how come nobody's talking, man?
Hello, Coco!
I don't know. Oh, I got it. I got it.
Coco, can you hear me?
I can hear you. I can hear you.
Okay, I can hear you.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
Coco, how many dollars can you spend?
125.
Yeah, that'll work. Yeah, 125.
Yeah.
Coco, can you stay right here for a second?
Yeah, focus on you, it's gonna focus on you.
Yeah, what's up, what's going on?
Gonna focus, you wanna fight this focus on you?
Yeah, you can focus on me, brother.
That's fine, alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Guys, we should all focus on each other,
if we're gonna go on teammates, we don't shoot each other.
I see you guys, I see you guys.
If you can hear me, we're gonna be really focused.
If you hold down right click, really focused.
I can hear you, John.
There you go.
Can you hear me?
There you go.
Dude, I can hear you, you hear something.
Yo, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I locked it in for what?
I locked it in.
Yo, who is this?
This is us.
This is how much we're getting.
I'm putting 175 on black.
I'm putting everything.
I'm putting all my money on black.
Holy shit, you know it.
Yes!
I won, guys. I won!
I'm going to the tables let it ride let it ride
Where's the blackjack table I gotta win my buddy back
I lost all the money.
I don't have any money.
Just start.
Wait, you spent it all already.
I know what I'll do.
I'll play you.
I'll play you.
I'll play you.
I'll play you.
I'll play you.
I'll play you.
I'll play you.
I'll play you.
I'll play you.
I know what I'll do. I'll play 500 and I know it's not 75 limit, but when I win everybody
will be cheering Peter on because I won so much money.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hey, cheers, Coco.
You want to do another one?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, okay.
Cheers.
We get the money back.
We get the money back.
Easy, easy.
But obviously it just wants to be on rat.
We're going all on rat.
Obviously wants to be rat.
All right, cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
I'm ready. Oh, I'm watching 12 again. That's a nine. All right. That's right there. Hey,
right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Oh, yeah, we go. That's wrong, but what the
fuck are you doing why are we betting on red and black at the same time are you an idiot
don't worry about what the fuck what I'm doing what about the fuck you're doing I'm gonna get
on I'm gonna get fucking rich
you're an idiot
don't watch hey
alright listen stop your bad
watch this watch this
it says your name
it says your name minus
I removed you sped up
you see that
that's called making fucking
oh you're right man you are right
fuck are you right
that's problems
hey
hey guys work bro go
They broke we are she broke we got she broke we got Coco we are we are that he's you know, he's not even playing the game
Guys I we have enough money to complete the round we should leave
We have enough we we fastened
Waiter, get me a fucking shot you bitch
Waiter, waiter, waiter, waiter
I'd like a fucking double shot to kill her on the rocks
I'm making a mess
We're heading to the elevator, we got our money
Let's go go go go, we're heading to the elevator, we got our money
Skill
If you win enough money come over here with me Coco if you win enough money you can get to the fifth floor and there's hookers there
He's out of the blue, you stupid bitch.
Oh fuck!
Hey, stop hitting me.
Stop hitting me.
Oh shit, oh shit.
We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Xinxi, let's get in the fucking car!
Get in her ass.
She's a fucking asshole!
Get in her ass!
I don't care if you're a girl.
Oh
She can't get me
This can't be another bad
You want some of this you want to miss yourself a bit
He's got it!
He's got it!
Oh I want to help, I want to help.
Run, I need to get to the side of the way.
OK.
All right.
You guys, we all have to be standing up
to leave at the libo FYI.
I'm always doing this.
This is a horrible decision, guys.
This was a horrible, a horrible decision to make this game.
Did you have fun?
Did you have a good time?
You guys late?
Hey!
Who is it in the car?
Hey, hold on.
I'm stuck on top of it.
We're missing somebody.
Is it me?
I think it's John.
I think it might be John.
Fuck it.
Let's go home.
Somebody
All right, we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good not too Sammy boys
Really do we come up profitable I forgot
We're doing great.
We're doing great.
Me and John lost a little cash because they say you gotta lose money to make money.
Yeah, exactly.
That big win big.
That big win big.
That big win big.
And we only lost 250 bucks.
That's not fair.
We can make a billion.
that's not bad you can make a billion
you scared buddy don't make money that's what warren buffon Jacks
I love it's hot
what are you taking right I we get too random breathing two animals roll the
Nice. Yeah. In a gambling game. That's the meta.
I'm talking to Mr. Shark.
You really have much to say.
I hope you guys hope you guys go get me.
Click the game. We need to click the game.
Hey, guys. Hey, guys, you guys here?
Hey, guys, we got the game.
We got to go to the casino.
Jg, we gotta go to the casino.
Jg, come on.
Coconut, you grab him.
I'm gonna grab Jg.
I'm gonna get Jg.
I'm gonna get Jg.
He's back in the lobby.
Jg, you go in there.
Is this everybody?
Oh, we're still missing one guy, I think.
Coconut!
Coconut!
He's here.
Hey, come on here, man.
What are you doing?
Come out, come out, and uh...
I'm gonna get in the fucking car.
There we go. I found the guys. I found him. I found him. There we go. Now, we're moving.
Now, we're moving. Let's see if we can see it, perhaps.
Hmm. Let's be happy fourth of July. I'll be my night food and rage in your honor.
Oh, that might be a little too much.
The hookers on the second floor. I just have one question. What's life like with a small
and no arms
Pussy I can wear this thing as a
Lock-in Rob the Nina
Give me all the money. We got a roll back with this situation here. We go here. We go to the second floor
You're gonna be something big. Sorry. We got we got play big way big
choice words but no choice words today I'm doubling we think double down
I'll double it for you!
BAD OOOOOOOF!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
GO AWAY!
Alright, let me- oh, oh, oh, okay, we just hit him, we just hit- oh!
Well, that'll happen, that'll happen!
Alright, alright, alright, that'll happen!
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, we'll stand on this, we'll stand on this one!
Oh!
We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll- no, it's a buggy!
Oh, we'll, we'll stand on this one!
Double down double down
There we go
Oh, you see how the master doesn't if you see that these other master now right now
Because you have to pull a card when you double down you dumb bitch
I'm doubling down double double down. Oh, I can't I can't believe you did that
Oh
We're good. We're gonna be we're still up. We're still up. We're still up. Oh
Thank God someone is one big. Oh my god. Thank God someone is one big
You bought a guy
Dude, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, John, the gun removes arms and stuff. You don't want to shoot people with that.
I can't hear you, you're all muffled.
That's because you removed my mouth!
Oh, I'm doubling. I'm doubling. Oh, no way!
That's I am a massive right now. I am a massive.
Oh
Hey guys
Wait, peanut, you have to press this rewind thing.
Good thing you could think of the time machine.
Good thing you could think of... Oh, genius, genius, genius, genius!
There we go. Now we're cooking. Good thinking, J.G. Good thinking.
Stop! We're up!
You're up thinking, J.G.
We're up!
You're talking to the muffle of pillow.
That's just someone's stop my mouth off.
I can't even hear what you're saying.
That's just someone's stop my mouth off.
I didn't mean it!
Oh wait, he has a mouth!
I saw him! I saw him! I saw him!
I saw him! I saw him! I saw him!
Oh my god!
He was safe!
I didn't mean it! I saw him!
He's dead!
We're done? Are we done?
We're all dead!
I'm gonna stop!
I wouldn't in again if you got back!
Oh no way!
I'm gonna grab that!
You lost that.
Alright.
Stand on that.
15.
Let's go!
Okay, you're cooking.
17.
Stand on that, 100%.
Oh, fuck.
He not just lost all the money.
We're on it, we're on it, we're on it.
Hey guys, wait!
Let's go, let's go, let's leave, let's leave!
One more, one more!
Oh
My god
I gotta get hold of that gun. I gotta get hold of that gun. I gotta get hold of that gun boys.
Yeah, take the gun away from her. She's gonna fuck everybody up. Oh my goodness.
BIT!
Take that, G.F.E. out of your life!
Oh, the gun! The gun!
We gotta go back!
What? What? I'm doing good! I'm doing good!
Where's the gun go?
I'm doing good.
I'm gonna get the gun.
Alright, back to the car.
Where did the gun go?
What are you looking at me like that?
Where'd the gun go? Where'd the gun go?
Come on on here.
Wait guys!
Wait, who has the gun?
Not me!
Get the car, Peters! Get the car!
Let me be that. I got you. Go get it. I got you.
Get in the car, I mean you!
Get the car! Get the car, Peters!
We're fucked. We're fucked. We're so fucked. Guys, we're gonna have to take it to put our mouth back on. We are fucked, gentlemen.
We do we really profitable oh
We were profitable six hundred dollars
You guys see that six hundred dollars boys six hundred speckledoos. That's a massive come up. That is a massive come up
I I'm having a very hard time here. He was tonight. That's just what shot my mouth off
He's got the assholes. He's got the assholes. Someone hasn't... Someone's not ready. Someone hold the E!
The Canadian leave? No, that's the Canadian leaving. I'm talking right now.
Do we have mouse again? No, we don't have mouse again.
No, some people don't have mouse. And you know what? It's better.
You know what? It's better. Who shot me? Who shot me?
ZB brother who shot me up to the jiggy because he didn't remove anything.
He shot me first.
Oh my god.
ZB was shot?
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
We're taking care of John.
We're taking care of John.
We're taking care of John.
We're taking care of John.
We're taking care of John.
You see your baseball bat.
Okay, can I borrow that baseball bat?
Can I borrow that baseball bat?
Can I borrow that baseball bat?
Not for all the guy borrowed the baseball bat. This is a great conversation
No, you're not a stream son. I say can I borrow the baseball bat?
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
John, you're gonna pay! You're gonna pay! You're gonna pay for what you've done for me!
You guy, you're gonna pay for what you've done to me, you son of a bitch!
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
How's that? How's that, huh?
Doesn't feel so good, God doesn't.
How's it feel so good, God doesn't, huh?
I gave the gun! I gave the gun!
Oh, fuck!
Uh, Gigi's bumping a cigarette.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
He's bumping a cigarette off of the valet guy pretty good. I'm pretty good. Hey, can someone roll me to the other side of the limo
Lock it we're not losing this we are not losing this lock it in boys lock it
I got a camera bud.
Genji get the elevator!
Get the elevator!
I can't when I'm here mate!
Now mate!
What the hell!
I'm not even gonna use that abuse.
Did we unlock another Jew yet?
Oh you know.
We got chicken racers, we got chicken racers boys!
Second I get to a machine, I'm spending all of our money!
I put that in our lap, I put 450 in our lap!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Two, two and twenty!
Oh
Just no one can hear what you say
There we go
You hit it picture
There we go. Oh boys we have enough money we have enough money
No, we coconut is playing $1,000 hands just anyone here trust coconut
Oh my god, I'm out of here. Hey, could you roll could you carry me? Thank you
I can't hear you. Sorry. I can't hear you. What was that? Sorry. What was that? Who
you missing? JJ. There we go. There we go. I'll take care of God. He's losing the money
he won. Coco's back out there? No, he's back in here now.
down big oh no we're good we're good
hey hop on it boys hop on it oh we all do a dig a picture with the with the
cigarette guy where'd he go
wait shit's up dig a picture
Oh, there you go.
There you go.
There's no one out of bounds, because who here has a mouth?
Does anyone have a mouth?
Well, John's got a head.
John's got a mouth.
John's got a mouth.
I think there's four of us in the mouth.
I would do it pretty good.
I would do it pretty good.
Three days down was not too savvy.
Not too savvy at all.
There's no way coconut was the highest earner.
I'm telling you, dude, if that guy wasn't already
as sophisticated as a broken toaster,
he's absolutely smashed tonight.
No, we're down?
We've watched somebody on that wheel, though.
How am I down?
That's gotta be a glitch.
That's obviously a glitch, boys.
That's obviously a glitch.
That's a glitch right there, boys.
That's a glitch.
That's a glitch right there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I miss your sign.
Hey.
Alright everybody, put your mouse back on.
There you go, go, go, you next Mr. Phoenix.
Hop in.
Hop in.
You should be interested in your absolute fucking light bulb.
I'm serious, everything I'm saying is your-
I thought you guys weren't saying nothing to me man.
I didn't know I had to hurt my feelings.
I thought you guys weren't saying anything to me man.
to be mad at you knowing they gotta hurt my feelings everyone have a mouth now
no you don't get legs you shot everyone you don't get legs I only shot you
Genji's not everyone else.
Alright, let's ride.
F***ing this boys, lock it in.
Alright, we're winning this time. We're coming out on top this time.
Go get up, get the elevator!
Calving oh shit. Oh, we have locked level two
Oh, yeah
We're talking gonna play a little bit of play go just a little bit seven dollars a ball
No, sir!
Oh, you look pretty good!
I
I just want $2.8,000 dollars.
You want a shot?
Yeah.
You want a shot or what?
You know what we drinking?
You want a shot?
Yeah.
You want a shot?
I want a shot.
Cheers boys.
Cheers.
Let me pour.
I'm pouring it up right now.
Cocoa shots way too shall be.
You really need to get moving.
No, I'm moving.
I got my body wet with the key.
I mean, you might get in your fat ass off of the machine
so that others can use it.
I was born in a goddamn shop.
I didn't play this game.
I was born in a goddamn shop.
I didn't play this game.
I was born in July.
Cheers, Coco.
Cheers, B-dum.
Cheers, B-dum.
Cheers, B-dum.
Cheers, B-dum.
Cheers, B-dum.
Hey, get off my game.
Hey, this is my game.
This is Kino.
Dude, you just bet $680.
I didn't know.
I bet $680.
I bet $680.
I did not put that on now.
You're currently betting $680 per brand.
Oh, no way! No way!
You see that? I'm Asian Rain Man, baby.
I don't know, there's a fat person on the board.
Oh
Let's go!
I'm winning a ton of money right now!
Yeah, you're cut it.
Is this better? Is this working real life?
Open your way!
No way! No way!
Guys, I'm winning so much money up here!
Oh my god! No fucking way!
I want a heater! I want a fucking heater boys! I'm up $10,000!
Guys, I just won $10,000 in there!
Was that Kino?
I think so!
I didn't even know that was.
Whoa!
Whoa!
John get in the damn car right now!
Damn it John!
Downing!
So close, so close.
All right, boys, boys, actually, we're doing pretty good.
Can I get a happy birthday?
Also, happy birthday.
Give me birthday!
USA, USA, back to back, world war, champions.
They do medivali.
Guys, should we give John his legs back?
I feel like we should give John his legs back.
Should we give John his legs back or no?
He did shoot us that first round.
He did just, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no,
No, no, just a- I see you just legs. No eyeball.
Oh, was we're at the top of the list? We're at the top of the list?
That's a quick six million flight. It's like a reward.
Why- he's why Little P is so ugly.
Because Sean is not Little P's father.
He's like a step-uncle.
or somebody we saw in a grocery store who's kind of fat.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Coconut's my dad.
Lee?
Boys, we are doing really good.
I honestly expected us to lose by now.
As soon as we lose, we're playing Super Battlegolf.
Do not get twisted, do not gamble.
Do not start gambling as entertainment and entertainment only.
I have to download it, that's what we're doing.
I guess you can play another game.
I don't want to, I'm buying download.
I want to get John to buy me.
Get in here John, get in there.
Here you go, welcome back, big chief John, welcome back.
It's July 4th, I feel like it should be an American name that doesn't...
American peanut!
I'm putting his body parts back on!
Alright, you're gonna fuck me! Oh, well...
Is that Cuckoo's hand?
That'll happen boys that'll happen
Weeel
I'd laugh it boys that'll happen. You never know what it might happen, but it will I didn't we'll
Zero
Yeah, hold on. Let me throw a peanut in that thing, guys.
Where'd he go?
Oh, I'm over here, you guys! I'm over here!
I need a body! I need a body!
Pino, where'd you go?
I'm over here, bud!
Oh my god!
I got you, peanut. Thanks, bud! Thanks, bud!
Hey, the eye in the mouth!
Let's get you sorted.
Why? I'm on the phone, Johnny.
What's going on?
You're in the peanut.
Fuck you, John!
Shersey Wright, you're dead, Shersey Wright, yell me!
Come on, boss, come on, boss, I never did none, boss.
I never did none, boss.
I didn't do that well, but...
Hey, WB, you have to get your eye back, you dumb bitch!
I can't fucking breathe!
Get out of there, WB! Get in there!
Alright, I'll fit, boys! I'll fit! I'll fit!
Everybody in the living room, we've been...
Genji Genji
Get in there John
John get in the machine right now
Jesus Christ
John oh my god
Put John in the machine
God you remove your own mouth
Get the fuck out of there, John.
I swear to God.
Oh, God, get in there, John.
Yes, get in there.
Alright, everybody in the limo!
Everybody in the limo, right now.
I'm starting to beat dad's.
I'm starting to beat dad's.
Who are you missing?
Oh, we're gonna get him.
Alright, lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
I
Very surprised we have not lost yet. I'm very surprised
We leave you 37k that's easy peasy that's easy peasy all good
Who will play some classic like that 11,000 dollars like that
Where's the black pen?
Oh, hello, fine, sir.
Well, well, well, well, well, just went it back.
Where is this place?
What the fuck?
oh my god nice
oh my god
oh my god you're gonna have to hit that
I gotta hit that are you sure? yeah 15 seconds I hit you
you have to hit, face it man, you have to
look I'm gonna steal this fucking IPA coconut! well
you're the one with negative 12, let me here, let Asian man come in here
Let me click.
There we go, now we're cooking.
You see that?
Go go that's how you play.
That's how you play right there.
You see that?
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright.
We got nine dollars.
We got nine dollars.
What'd you guys do?
I mean, please win, please.
I mean, please win.
I mean, you're in the middle of a game, you idiot.
I'm going to double give me 2,500 I'm going to double I need 2,500 you know go go oh my
You gonna have to hit
Are you sure? What if you... I think we scared CVS like a five percented
No, no pain no you have to hit
It's basic math
It's basic math strategy
If I had to go to any one of the world for math
You'd be literally the last person
That includes all animals on earth
I would rather than just gonna rangan-tang
To solve this problem
Before I ask you
Buddy listen
It's basic perfect basic strategy
Okay, you don't understand math, bro. All right
You have to assume the dealer always has a tenant you're not looking at your cards
You're looking at what the dealer has you don't know ball. I'm standing even if you okay
Oh, okay. Well, okay. I was right. I was right
$11,000 bet $11,000 bet right here $11,000 right here $11,000 right here boys
Let's go. 11,000 dollars Medicaid. We win this. We can go home. We win this. We go home.
We win this. We go home. We win this. We go home. We win this. We go home. What? What?
Hey, Nite. Wait a minute. Think about it real quick. What are you? Oh. You got it? Oh, I got it. I got it.
I keep winning.
I'm not gonna let that happen again, I'm not gonna let that happen again.
We're a 90s kid, dude.
Yeah, push.
You got a 10, 20, you're a 20.
There we go. Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking boys.
What are you guys doing here?
Now we're cooking.
What are you guys doing here?
Now we're cooking boys. Now we're...
Oh, now we're cooking boys.
Look at that.
Now we're cooking boys.
Now we're cooking.
I
Can't lose I cannot lose
No, you should never never never stand on that
Come on man.
I don't know if you pay me.
Stand on that.
Oh, try, try, try.
That's fine, that's fine.
Oh, that's fine, that's fine.
That's fine, that's fine.
That's fine, that's fine.
Oh, fuck.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Double, double, double, double, double.
Oh shit. Oh my god, oh my god.
Did you see me with that?
Oh
You motherfuckers
Look at the board. Can you look at the board real quick? Look at the fucking board
It was
Look at the board. Oh my god
My god, we gotta get buried by fucking oh my god
I had half the fucking day by myself you guys fuck you guys
And duck game is ass. Oh, they're never was playing blackjack. I had to play fucking hide the pain
Well, we lost haven't we lost well we lost boys we lost
That was, that'll happen, that'll happen.
We went down, we went, oh my god,
that was a huge comeback, that was a huge, huge comeback
right there, that was a huge comeback.
Honestly, you know what, I'm proud of ourselves.
I know we lost, but I'm proud of what we did today.
All right, everybody in the hall,
Especially you, Jesse!
Especially you!
Now you look down!
We should be saved!
Saving! Saving! Saving!
Saving! Saving!
Saving! Saving!
You guys had all the good things!
That's what I'm saying!
We had to pin the tail on the ice bar!
These fuckers right here, boss.
They fucked up.
Watch this. This guy right here.
He's got a lot of money.
And I've got a lot of money, too.
And he just let us to go.
It's true. It's true.
I got my money.
I got my money.
I want to buy his name. It's more respectful.
Mr. L. Hefe.
I had $19,000.
Green dollar back in July 4th.
Back to back World Cup champion.
Maybe focus on him.
Three times. Focus on him.
I'm focusing.
Oh, right there.
Focus on him.
Focus on him.
What's up?
Oh
It's that coconut guy if there's any one that deserves to die exactly like I'm telling you
I don't deserve I don't deserve to die
Let me up
I
We're switching games, we're switching games, we suck.
That's too good.
Yeah guys, we're switching games, we suck at this, we suck at this.
No, we suck, we suck.
No, no, no.
Is it golf with friends or super battle golf?
This game requires precision, cohesion, and concentration.
And right now, we don't have.
Three things we don't have.
None of us are in a position.
Do that.
Is it super battle golf or golf with friends?
Okay, I'm gonna ask my buggy leaders. I will say that if we could if we want to get really saucy
If you want to get really really saucy
We could mod army there yet and play with six people. That's only if you want to get really saucy though, dude a dude
I don't think we could get four of these smartest brains in the world to walk a coconut through doing that right now
I think only the host has it guys. There's only the host have to do it
I think you also have to download the mods
No, I remember doing that one time. I remember doing that one time.
Hey guys, wait, wait, wait. Wait, boy, super battle golf. Wait, I'm going to give my
Bungalows these choices. Super battle golf. I'm back.
I'm going to mute the game. I'm going to give my Bungalows super battle golf.
Mechachameleon again. We want to go.
So people love mechameleon or what's another game we play with six people? Is there another fun game?
Gameable friends to see
I would love to play lines Bob, but you can pay with six people
We guys mechameleon
Go with your friends or are we there yet, but we have to sit here for like five minutes and figure out how to mod it
What do you guys think?
Or we can do a Rush Public Server.
You can do it, God.
I'm just like, you can do a Rush Public Server.
God.
Let me pull it.
Let me pull it.
Let me pull it.
I'm doing it.
You're too tight.
I'm pulling it.
I'm pulling it.
What are you doing?
I'm pulling.
I'm pulling.
Wait.
Go get it.
What do you think about this?
Wait.
What's up?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Reagan.
We've got kids that total thing.
Here sent.
My husband blew his knee out.
What are we doing here now?
What are we doing now?
Putting on his girl for football in middle school while listening to Thunderstrap.
I-L-O-L whenever I hear it.
I'm feeling fucking fantastic boys.
How are you guys feeling, huh?
Every time I go to drink water, it's tequila.
I keep forgetting.
I'm feeling so good.
I'm just gonna give it to you straight. I I watched that whole thing and I listened to it
I wasn't in bed. I keep doing it and I
I I did not I did not
Remember to make a drink I forgot the cap to my
But I I want you know, I tried I want you know I tried
I want you know that I tried
They only mods put on a pull put it put on a pull mods for I'm gonna list five games
RV there yet, but we got to spend five minutes figure out how to do the mod
Golf we don't know super battle gov mecha chameleon rust public server or
What's that other game you guys just said another game like two saints young like sounding really good
Yes, it was another game. What did I say? Oh, or or or nomes
Or nomes game that we put those five up Bob put those five up in a pool
Um
Put those five up
Yeah
Um
Oh
Oh
Oh my god.
These, um, what do you say, boys?
These booty rangers, they got a grip on me.
They got a grip on me.
Okay?
They got a grip on me.
All right? And it's a, it's a firm one.
I'm not saying it's a, it's a tight squeeze just yet,
but it's firm.
Firm.
Firm.
Hmm.
It's a firm one.
It's a, it's a firm grip.
Hmm or among us you put six things do among us, too
wait
Yeah, I'll do the poll wait. Oh, yeah, I'll do the poll on the point much. Don't do the ball onto the ball
I'll do I'll do the ball. Hey, don't do the ball onto the ball
Okay, never mind. They're gonna pull. All right guys pull is up pull is okay. Whoever did this full is
is
Illiterate I hate to say that about my mods, but
Nome is spelled N-O-M-E
Mecha is missing one of its letters
And two of the other games aren't complete
I
Paul is up guys. Paul is up
vote
vote in the poll and
Just remember guys when you don't see an equal number of votes in the poll as there is to viewers
It's not because twitch's poll system is broken and a lot of guys can't see it. It's not because that it's because
I'm viewbotting
I'm viewbotting and all of you guys are robots.
None of you are real.
If you think you're real,
it's simply because I'm the best programmer
and I programmed you to think that.
I literally see people right now
thinking that they're real.
How naive.
How naive.
Guys, you are AI.
You are AI, gentlemen, AI.
It looks like golf is going to win, I can't believe Rush is going to win.
Rush sounds like a pretty good idea right now.
Alright guys we have the next decision.
We have the next decision.
It's super battle golf.
Alright I gotta buy it real quick.
You buy it, you buy it, you start.
I would literally
My name like my eyes like the numbers in that this part
Do they like put me on your team or like I'm not gonna lie to you in like an hour. We should play a bogus
Yeah, I mean what Genji? Oh, you need to put your seems to know
For global warfare, I emphasize it's not we have to be Russia, dude. We have to be we're both peanut
Well, I'd rather lose my dick than lose to them again. We have to walk. Did you see the map?
I didn't see the map. No, I didn't see the map for the event. No, what what's going on?
Fancy like week the the map for global warfare and like Russia is fucking stacked
Listen coconut listen, I know you want to be Russia and I know that a lot of my buggy
They just want to be Russia and I know it's to lie forth and there's a lot of American prime
But if I get the nuclear bomb in that rush event
I am
Bombing Japan
Alright, I'm going back for number three
I am going back for number three
Alright, for running back for running back
You know, we have to be diplomatic
Like, like, we have to be like, political and go to other countries and like
You've got to talk to them
This is definitely Peanut's game
Peanut's got it
You know why you say that it's it's because it's all about patience which you have it's all about patience which you definitely have
So good for sure
I hate to say this on July 4th, but all we have to do is team up with Canada and Mexico the right next to us easy-peasy
And then all we do listen
Listen, listen, we team up with China temporarily.
Kill all the other countries.
Backstab China, backstab Mexico, backstab Canada.
We win the game.
Well, now they know what we're going to do.
Look at that.
I just whipped that plate up.
I love another plan by tomorrow.
I will have another plan by tomorrow that no one will see.
We got it like honestly.
We got a team of Mexico and South America and even Antarctica.
That's what we got.
There's a there's an Antarctica team who the hell is playing on that it's it's everyone in the world
Dude like all the names. There's no one that lives in Antarctica. You dumb bitch
There's no one that lives in an article except besides like every country peanut like you know that there's like giant
There's no Antarctica team
Yes, there is who does there's no one playing from Antarctica
There's no one in those noted on article playing Ross right now. She really be surprised. He fucking no, I wanted no
Is there a lobby name? I might you right now. I might you go okay? Okay?
In article T
We're gonna listen. I need you to do is I need you to shoot. All right, leave the thinking to be it's not just about shooting the pee
It's about like do it. It's not just shooting
No team you're talking in game am I talking in game? Yeah, please every good invite
I don't even have the game.
Who do I tell, but I'm on your team.
You're not like you just joined us.
That's it.
You don't have to tell anybody.
Oh, okay.
Like a free game.
Are you playing a BB or what?
Okay, that's just simply not true.
If it was free, even anyone could join.
I'd have my Bungulators joined in the literal thousands.
Bungulators can join, P.
They could join.
to apply but they have to get what he wants to do.
I'm going to...
It's basically like we'll have more than 20 players per team?
No, so my community is 65 feet, but like there's going to be hundreds of fucking people in
different countries and like America has like a couple hundred and like I heard there's
a team of like 90 people that want, don't want you as president or anything.
Oh no, not 90 guys.
Oh yeah.
Oh no!
Wait a second.
Not 90 guys, if there's actually no limit, I will be the bugger that will bring the punch!
We will bring the punch!
The Bungulators can come, we need all the help we can get.
Dude, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I've never played Ross ever, but I'm coming.
If you look at the map, Russia has a superation outpost already set up south of us.
Wait, you can already set shit up?
Yeah, they're staging that, not set shit up, but that's where they're gonna be.
Who started the game? Can I start?
Who started the golf with friends game?
We're missing two guys.
I gotta play the game.
Oh, I see you over there.
You bought the game yet?
What the fuck?
I'm buying it.
You bought the game?
Yeah, golf with your friends, right?
No, no, no, it's super bad.
Okay, I just bought golf with your friends.
That's only two bucks. Wait, what is this rest thingy?
Hold on wait wait wait wait we should put a wager down. I'm gonna pick ten random maps
whoever wins
whoever wins
This ten maps in a row
Chooses the next game and you haven't asked in a row ten maps ten maps in a row
Web of wins chooses the next game we play tonight, and you can't say oh whatever
I don't care you have to pick one no matter what I'm going to bet after I'm picking one right now
It what you're going to say I'm a couple of you. I'm a couple of EMP 80 mil shells
That's too easy ships. Oh, yeah, whoever win just picks next game. It can be it can be literally anything even if it's stupid
Even if it even if it's
If I would we need to get the floor crevice is that on the table or I would you can pick any game in the world who win
Guys, I'm going with World of Warcraft. Okay, except for one of work
Yeah, I would rather circumcise myself 40 times in a row than play world
Are you talking about me
I
My job every night get here you go
That is this were a quick run here. I've never played this like hit the ball towards the hole
Hit them. Thank you. Thank you. You put the ball in the hole
Like
Still to play
We choose
I got an auto.
Max of four on Canelo, but I think there's-
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We gotta play 10 maps.
There's 10 maps. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.
Wait, I think they added a new map.
Oh, they did! They added a ton of new maps!
Oh, geez!
I'm choosing 10 at random.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Oh, they added ice maps!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Oh, wait, you know what? I'm gonna choose only hard maps.
They added something that tells me the difficulty of the map.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Five, ten maps.
We're still missing Kogo.
I bought the wrong goal.
Yeah, he's probably downloading it.
I bought two different golf games. I got the right one down.
We made the same mistake.
Maybe two save.
We will.
coming in just wait a second
couple party party in one day
I swear to god if you do not get in here right now
I bought this thing I bought three I will put your testy sack in a blender at max speed
I was just testing. I'm not gonna lie. I had a honey pack when I said I was gonna have a snack. You know saying that
You should do John you always you know how you self-focused feel. Yeah, we should do a focus feel honey pack collaboration
operation. Dude, that'd be so hard. Same time. Yeah, imagine being energized and focused.
We are also going to be, we also have a boner. Dude, no crash, no jitters, no not having an
interaction. Not coming. Not coming. Your friends. You get away from me. I know you're
up to something. I'm going to try to find the left ride. Holy fuck. I'm lucky boy. Do you
I'm a win this picture next game.
And when it's my bad,
which is this one game,
you talk about 10 after 10.
I'm.
Fuck you.
Maybe what the fuck was this?
You fucking fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
What the hell?
I asked you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, thank you for dropping an air strike on me.
That's my ball. That's my ball that's my ball. Yeah, I know. No, we can hit other
Oh my god, that was a perfect shot!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh my god!
Happy 4th of July, Mr. Knoth.
your chef
That's funny. That's funny. How you need that funny?
Kind of kind of a little bit.
Oh, that'll happen. That'll happen.
Can I cheat? Can I make my bobble it?
He just cheated. John just cheated.
Oh, my God.
A thousand IQ. A thousand IQ.
John, you are a cheater. You are a cheater.
Slammy little bitch.
Hey, look at that, hasn't even left the spot yet.
What's up, pussies?
America!
USA! USA!
You're no angry good man!
Now I'm coming out alive.
What are you talking about?
Don't matter anything
We have to go is this game centric on who does it first or who has at least strokes. It's one of us
I'm gonna win this one. I did an easy last game watch this guy. What's the fuck? What's the fuck? Hello?
Not
Hey, man, hey, man
Yeah
You just
I
Can't go right what the hell is my ball ad?
Oh perfect yes, yes go right all the way back. Oh, you get away. We come back. Were you actually fuck
Hey, come here, put-
Hey, like that, big guy, like that!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, hey!
I got the pocket rocket!
Hey, you-
You- you actually get out of here, go get out-
Go get- you don't even have your ball here!
You're ball-type and next one!
What?!
What's going on?!
It's starting to hit me bro!
Why?!
HAHAHAHA
Hey Ken is that a stun?
Hey son, get his head!
Get his head!
Get his head!
Get him, John!
Get him!
If everyone could kindly fuck off immediately that would be great.
You're frozen like hell. Did you do that buddy? Did you have fun? Yeah? Oh, well, yeah, I missed it. I missed it. Oh
Yeah
I'm being targeted I'm being targeted. I'm being targeted. I did you get the lead target?
Pokemon TCG of ginger whams. Oh good. I enjoyed the whole match. Just so I don't win
Oh
Are you out of your goddamn mind I
Should use a max hit. Thank you ever do
I'm sorry, I don't know how to drive it's okay
Yeah
I
My mom's going to water
Fuck you John fuck you fucking fucking do what you guys stop fucking with me
I'm being targeted I'm being targeted this is a hate crime you guys are racist against me that
yeah we are
oh shit
hey guys you can fall through the fucking hole
yeah yeah
Yes!
I made it!
Too easy!
Get all the balls out of there.
What are we doing?
Something that's actually just gone.
What are you doing?
What is coming on doing?
I'm still in first, it's okay.
It's okay, I'm gonna run.
Look at that person has already put their ball in the hole.
There's literally no-
Look at that, not even going.
Stop!
Look at this, not even going for the win.
You can see the cameras of each other?
We're catching up, we're catching up, we're catching up.
We're catching up, we're catching up.
Because we have to talk to Gigi, we have to talk to Gigi!
My eyeballs are getting heavier.
What do you mean?
I just, I just feel some, I'm feeling good.
What's up guys?
I'm feeling good today.
I'm gonna let it hit him.
Keep it here.
Oh, fuck that.
What?
How did that not get to the spot?
Wait, what?
I didn't know that was what that was.
Excuse me, pardon.
Sorry
We're going so hard. He is a white flag over his head. I've got three. What are you talking about through so hard?
He is a white flag over said focus on your own game pussy. I'll play mine
You know the old
know that
I'm a do you have a death would you have a dead, huh? How'd that go? I'm that would go for you
BAM!
Are you like that, GG? I was after you!
I was after you!
Okay, alright, okay, alright.
This is bullshit, this is bullshit, this is bullshit.
Oh, GG, you got me with your ball!
Oh yeah!
Boom, Jettie!
Run over him!
Good work, everyone!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I think he takes the go-boom!
Easy, too easy!
What, what, what is the problem with that?
Good work, good work!
Boom, good work!
Pretty natural.
That's it.
Jettie! That was my bomb!
One is Coco on two.
Nice, Coco is not even going for the hole, he's just grieving everyone.
He's losing it, he's losing it.
I don't know that person has already scored
We go to somehow even though you hit the wrong person it actually fucked whoever that was because the body landed in front of that ball
I'm locking in boys locked in it
You're an asshole.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Yeah, my ball's gone, my ball's gone.
Show us box, will you?
Can you swim in this shit?
Go, go, go!
Go
That's jingy is gonna win and we do not do like right now
What do we play of jingy wins, I don't know I don't know jingy. What's your game? What's your game?
Oh, come on you gotta tell us what if we like it. Oh
You cut it out
Sorry John John. I'm sorry
I
Guys jiggies just like jiggie. Oh my goodness everyone here is a fool
Everyone here is a fool
Take that a beat
Hey
I'm a fucking god.
I only get 55 points.
What?
I'm a god damn legend.
This is my new favorite game.
I'm not going to lie.
What?
This is too good.
Five, four, three, two, one, four.
Oh, that sucks to me. That sucks, man. That sucks, man. That's not too good.
Oh, I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you.
Fuck you, JG.
JG, get off.
Oh. God, fuck it, damn it.
Where's my ball?
Oh, my God. That sucks. That sucks.
Who is this everything from so far away?
Hey, my ball's down here.
How do I get up there?
No way that goes in.
Go, go, go, go!
Get this, get this!
Damn it! You're meant to live!
Come on come on come on
As long as you keep face before after after okay that's good alright that's good.
What do you mean you are you are most definitely on the bottom.
Okay, if you're doing worse than coconut, Chief.
How did coconut get 195 points?
I'm funny.
Yeah, this one got too many points.
They felt the eight-hundred-tile of words.
Oh my God, I went from second to last.
Wait, so an infant based off who does it first?
Is it?
I think he just got like charity points.
Oh.
We versus a chocolate chassel, we know.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Okay, all right
Oh, I hate my life.
What?
Come on.
No!
Jimny's stream sniping.
Jimny is literally stream sniping.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I have to be the ball.
We are waiting.
We are waiting.
We are waiting.
We are waiting.
We are waiting.
We are waiting.
We are waiting.
We are waiting.
Winning this don't matter the cost don't matter the cost
Fuck all of you fuck all of you. I'm gonna sweat my absolute dick up
I'm putting my entire pussy into the rest of these man. You better be ready. You better be ready
Oh, I'm gonna win this watch
I'm coming back. I don't know
about winning it, but I'm gonna
win. I'm gonna win. Watch.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Fuck you, fetus. Fuck you.
Fuck you, fetus.
What is that?
They're trying on me.
Oh, what the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Why am I in PV right away?
There's other people in the game.
There's so many different people in the game.
There's tons of singles.
I fucking hate you guys.
Okay?
All right, that did not work as well as I hoped it would.
Oh, push out!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, you managed, you managed.
You got that.
I'm good, I'm good.
We got this, we got this, we got this!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god!
That was tough!
Super speed!
Damn it!
Thanks!
I like how you tossed the gun off the bridge, like,
get rid of the evidence.
I'm with this. I'm with this is all me. This is all me. Oh my god. This is all me
This is all me this is all me
Too late, but you too late too late. No, it's the bomb. I hit the ball
Shit you piece of shit you piece of shit
So no more so no more
Come on man, too easy, too easy.
You got this, you got this, you got this.
We got this, we got this one down here.
Are you using a fucking lollipop as a cop?
Shit, we can see it again right now, let's run!
Oh, you missed me! You missed! Fuck you, John! Wait, we can't get... Oh, wait.
That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. Okay, alright. I'm being targeted. I'm being...
Okay, I'm being... I'm being... I'm being... I'm being... I'm being... I'm being... I'm being... I'm being... I'm being...
You said too far away, but to me be got to get those okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Here is a walking driver.
Oh, wait.
We can see the next one.
Wee.
Wee.
Wee.
I
Just check this out. Oh, I forgot you have a shield on oh my god. I just let you know I hit that I hit that
I'd like you to bring that
I could have swindled you, South Coconut!
Hey! Hey, that's mine!
No, no, no, yours is still there.
Oh, in one.
Oh, in one, gentlemen.
Coconut just won, even though I saw a rocket launcher at him at the last minute.
Yeah, I fucking sucked that bitch.
Yeah, buddy, please easy to see for that and they're not straightly in
You taste some power we came to Australia
And we took your song
Look your song we came to Australia and we took your song
What's your game if you were
You're an asshole you guys are both assholes
Perfect shot. Oh my god
Nice shot, nice shot, nice shot.
If you guys do not stop fucking with me right now, I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Shot, shot, shot.
Dammit.
Fina, that would be a whole one.
I don't have any more, plus one, I guess.
Oh, what?
That was so close.
Oh, that's the whole one. That's the whole one. I'm like, oh my god.
What?
Oh, that's not a whole one piece of shit.
Ah, she got it. Ah, she got it.
I'm gonna be a curse you
You're not curse me there's no way there's no way there's no way
Go go go go go
Nah, I don't know why.
I didn't know it does that.
I don't know, it does that.
I don't know, it does that.
Kill me, KILL ME RIGHT NOW.
Literally kill me RIGHT NOW!
Kill me right now. Kill me. Kill me right now.
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
FUCK!
That was the one game, too. That was the game I was gonna come back right there.
That was it.
If I had got the hundred points...
Oh my...
What? I asked what your game of choice was.
I was- I'm everyone.
Fuck everyone. Fuck everyone here.
Fuck everyone. Fuck all of you. Fuck all of you.
Run it back. Let's go rerun.
Yeah, run it back. Run it back.
Hey, Gigi, wait. Wait. When Gigi wants you to go, she picks the game.
That is true.
Yeah, what's the game?
What is the game, Genji?
Sorry.
What is the game?
You pick any game.
Yeah, you can't say I don't know.
You got to pick a game.
You pick any game in the whole world, no matter what it is.
He was like this again.
We could play 3D Among Us VR.
You don't need a VR so it's just alright. Okay. Okay. We can't we're not switching fucking systems. Yeah
It's just on steam it's not it's like a it just makes your hands look weird. It's funny
You don't need the VR system it's just it's like it's on steam it's called a manga 3d VR
Guess you won
I'm telling you, you don't need it. I've played it to rest of me.
Wait, who left? Who left? You can't leave. You can't leave.
Hey, there's a 3D in this VR. Do we just get the VR even though?
This to be clear?
Yeah, we buy the VR for $5.99 and then we play it without VR.
All right, okay
All right, we're gonna do we're gonna do one
We're do one game
And what's 3d right?
Yeah, we don't know we get we could do guys. Okay, this house. This is how we're doing it
It's how we're doing we're gonna do as many games as it takes to where the imposter wins if the imposter
wins
That person chooses the next game. I
I have to be up in five hours. I'm going to bed. You're staying on if you said yeah, but China
I'm really getting a second Gary notification
This game requires a VR headset
Maybe the truth of the line playing this without a VR headset. I
I'm now getting a third notification upon starting the game VR headset not detected
what we try or which one which one are we going for I think it's the 3d one
without the VR I think it was updated because why also I play I have it
downloaded I already bought it I played this 3d not really apparently there's
this one that's called just 3d yeah that's yeah
3d and among us 3d VR so that's what I guess you hear me yeah yeah I heard I
I show my PC out by accident, I'm calling.
Yeah, yeah.
Good night.
They changed this, so.
No, no, Coco, I thought we were finding.
We're finding 3D.
We're finding the one who takes shots.
Man.
I'm going to go.
We're looking at the one who takes 3D.
OK, I'm on this 3D.
OK, that's the one.
Coco, nobody else taking shots, man.
They're just skipping.
No, I'm going to check my PC out by accident.
Good night, guys.
Happy 4th of July.
I think you think right good night good for the time. Let's go go
Well, yeah, I was just leaked everything. I'm not even joking. I
You guys I didn't realize my she wasn't hidden. I was just the everything full name address
I was one feet away. Oh
That actually just freaked
Just freaked me out that she just gave you a heart attack. Holy shit. Now. What happened?
Well, I hit my screen for buying the first game, but my brain didn't tell me to hide the screen for buying the second game.
Thank God there's an intermediary screen between pressing buy and continue to pay it.
Because if there wasn't, my entire name and address would have been leaked.
Holy shit.
Oh yeah, that would have been an exciting week.
And then these SWAT teams, and then...
That would have been bad.
You can see every arsenal of the National Guard's strategic response team at your door.
Oh my god.
That was so close.
I might be taking my heart.
My heart.
I'm bucking.
I'm bucking.
I'm bucking.
Show me.
Show me.
Oh my goodness.
I'm bucking.
I'm bucking.
I am bucking.
Oh, that was so close.
Oh, thank goodness.
Thank god there's an intermediary screen right there.
Thank goodness.
Thank god.
Hello.
Alright.
Yeah, we're going to bed.
As long as we did.
Later, Johnny.
Good night.
Yo, good night, Johnny.
Hold on, wait, good night, John.
Wait, now that there's only four of us,
now we have a lot more Mariana games we can play.
Maybe a little poker.
Yeah, true.
Maybe a little poker.
And also, among us, isn't really working anymore.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Wait, is this not working?
Well, no, there's only four of us to play the game, so...
Wow, they all left right before we fucking bought the game, huh? That's crazy
I'd say there's there's three options now that there's I'm not gonna lie to you
I don't even pay this game out of this form. I sent you out and I just bought two
separate fucking versions of a mum
I'd say there's five three options here lies bar are we there yet?
Mechamelia I
I'm gonna say my vote is Liars Bar, but my Bungalow's vote based on the poll earlier than done today in the
Discord would be RV there yet. So their votes are be there yet. My votes Liars Bar. What do you guys think?
Your show man. I'll go with the Bungalow later's but if I have to say my piece I
Think Liars Bar would be hilarious, but if the Bungalow said
in the pool I did a discord let me let me pull it up the point this corn says it says specifically
2794 votes for RB there yet and only 522 votes for my mark there's a five to one ratio
was ginger you have to think about the whole scenario did you what you think
Yeah, maybe since we couldn't play the game, Genji wanted Genji to choose the team too.
That's true.
I mean, me personally, I would pick RV there yet.
Let's do it then.
Let's how would this?
Let's go guys.
We have about two hours left for my stream.
Let's do RV there yet for now.
Let's do live bar for now.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Yeah.
Everybody wins.
Everybody wins.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good boy. That's a good that's a good for everybody. Yeah. Well, you said
a team, but. So, we're doing how we bury it, right? Yeah, I'll be there. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
I got that battle golf game in. I'm so sad. Yeah, that was a good game. That's a good
game. Okay, your friends was good too. Those are both good. I've never played any of these
I
Drink I'm drinking I got another one. I'm another one like 30 minutes
I'm drinking real man drinks. Yeah, I'm about fooder ages are real man drinks these will fuck you up faster than John's
But that doesn't make any sense just don't look into that. Yeah
Don't chat to me do that don't chat don't don't chat to me do that
This is just just believe me. It's just you said to believe me on this, okay? I
She will say I'm not even joking. I've I've had whole bottles of tequila next to me while streaming and
Voodoo Rangers and Voodoo Rangers. I think you're just more open to drinking. I'm you know me
When you dig a shot you're like, oh my god, this is a big step
But we're gonna rage and you just kind of reach over. We're ages are 9 to 11 percent
What's that? What's the sugar content? I
If you didn't know this guy was some pussy Canadian before
Listen, I was 11 57 is not about my life for it when we're all
Cameron sugar content of my beer is
On the discord noise cancellation because I can hear the whistle of your pussy from here
Now, you might as well not have beat him in the back.
He just asked at 11.57 PM on July 4th.
The sugar content of my beer.
The sugar content of my beer.
Is the question he just asked right now.
I don't even know what to say to you.
I want to look at you.
I don't even want to talk to you.
I don't even know what to do with you.
I'm due to that bull's gaming set.
Hello, Peanut.
Been here today.
It's my birthday.
Oh, I got it.
Yeah!
I'm a bad man!
I can't believe you took seven days to do that.
I also have to give you a second to say it right now.
We'll play one seven days time.
If you could actually just sit there and just
**** you without me.
You're calling me a **** when in reality you're a ****.
Absolutely.
You're a boy.
Listen, listen, listen.
I've been trying to beat this one map at RV there yet
Probably too much now, and I haven't been able to beat it. So we had to lock it. I went block it
It's the same one. We were trying the last time. Yes
I'm gonna grab another silly juice as we wait. I'll be right back. Can you guys sort of on my name?
I'm gonna try all right
FIND THE SHIT!
FIND THE SHIT!
YOU CAN'T GET FIND THE SHIT!
FIND THE SHIT!
I
Haven't gotten down how long it takes for me to appear at the bottom of the speed just get on that one
I'm back. What are you guys in?
Oh, I'm offline guys, I'm not even lying to you. I'm gonna be so true
I cannot wait to get off-screen today and look at the comments under the
Most of that intro video that I played I can't wait to see so many um well actually
America's not that great
Actually, I'm a massive pussy and America's not that cool. I can't I'm actually looking
so
I'm looking so much
going to be out there marching.
Oh, well, actually, this is not the other set up.
Oh, why do they care so much?
Why do they care so much?
I can't bite.
Wait, oh, wait.
Oh, I forgot.
This is the game.
We have to do it in the game offline.
I don't know.
He is just going online on Steam Friends.
He really is, sir.
I got you.
I just invited all of you.
There you go.
Thank you, sir.
I can't wait.
Oh, my god.
I'm actually looking forward to it so much.
Oh, my god.
I just I could imagine the first one well actually um oh shit um the United States um
actually like um like isn't like the best company um yeah it's I can't even I can't even like just
shitting over you think about what the these are the stupid things these people are gonna say
Oh
All I'm seeing is USA
You do it the beer. Oh, oh, mr. Sassar what if I get one good man good
I'm going to go to the post, I'm going to read the first, first map when I see you ready?
We go, let's see.
I'm going to go to the post right now.
What the fuck are we?
Who has 225 comments?
That's...
Oh, that's amazing.
I can't wait.
You know what?
You're giving me one.
That's not going to be good.
I'm going to find the first one that isn't, that isn't the positive.
Let me see.
There we go. Here we go. Let's see.
So far, it's too good. A lot of cool guys.
Actually, like a ton of cool guys. Wait, hold on. Is this all you guys?
Well, I need someone to be in a bed.
There's got to be an asshole somewhere. Yeah, I know. I'm telling you, I'm scrolling and I'm seeing only positive stuff.
I can't well, maybe I was wrong. Oh
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Um
I see I don't know. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Wait. You mean one of the worst countries on planet earth
Along with Russia, Israel, etc. And there's five comments under by roasting is that?
there is there is this this this one I can't read these comments to the
comment but but they gave him the business he gave him the business they
gave him the business I can't wait to go through this I can't believe they put
some of his words in the same sentence.
What is this? And a dope go pee?
It's like a big
up. Oh, yeah.
And when do I put it in the ship?
Oh, I don't want to be happy.
Can somebody just play these are pens that we revive each other
with.
He did.
He did.
Word area for them inside here.
I got it.
No, no, no, like the Epi pens, they you just pick them up
and they're you don't like actually well I wasn't able to store it in that spot until now
you can't forget this actually what am I doing what am I doing oh my god I'm an idiot
use these controls that's not at the pence anadose okay you can towards bad boy he cannot lose
these controls you should have mash it oh we already have two other ones oh my god
i'm a weird that half the team is canadian on july 4th hey why who else is canadian
what happened to the what happened to the americans wait if he is your canadian
Not for long man, I tried to move to the states before, I moved to Costa Rica in like six months.
Listen, I've been trying to move to the states, I've been trying to find a green card.
I almost moved to San Antonio 2020 and then COVID hit and the visa application got fucked up.
spawn here pal spawn point mod spawn point mod get spawn point mod up
did my best man did my best we go down below right I've got it we're actually
packed up yeah I think we're actually good to go I think before we quit last
time we did that thing where you repair it before you hit the checkpoint I mean
So I think we're actually already ready to go.
No, no, no, I picked it all up.
Do I go right or left?
Well, I kind of helped a little bit.
I don't remember.
I don't know, dude.
Maybe this is how we got up here.
I don't remember, so...
I don't think we came up.
I think we went down.
I think you shall have, huh?
Well, it's no problem.
Ooh.
Cease it.
Easy peasy.
Ooh, easy peasy.
It's no snow here.
I can't see anything.
Oh.
500 cigarettes.
ACBC is Australian?
I don't care!
It's a cool song!
It's a cool song!
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, do you remember what we were doing in the spot
where I can't remember at all?
No, I don't remember.
No, I don't remember.
Wait, there's... okay.
Why do we have all this stuff?
Oh, god.
Oh, we already died? Oh, there's a- there's a- who is he doing the attack on? Stop!
I'll get him, how do you get him?
I- I don't remember actually, I don't- I don't know.
Hey, get him, get him, Mr. B, get him!
He's right there!
Is that in Florence or my kitty?
We have to deal with this on a daily basis, okay?
Okay, um, do we just have to floor it through this peanut?
I can't remember.
I remember trying this like three times, but I don't remember what we did.
Did you do it?
We're just so strong.
Um, fuck it, let's floor it.
You know what?
Let's hit the jet fuel.
Do it.
Oh, you know I love to do that.
That's my spot.
Fuck it, we're doing it live!
Fuck it, we're doing it live!
Fuck it we do it live!
Ready?
Ready?
Shit!
Shit!
Here we, here we one of those bad boys.
Shit!
Actually don't mind if I take two of them.
Do you mind if I take two of them?
You know what, three beers usually gets me right.
Let's do three.
You want four beers, Zach, you've brought it to the optimal spot to be at.
I think I'll be down five beers is where it's at six beers will stop the sex so we probably got to do six
Seven beers eleven times starting a fight with somebody and my kids ball game in the audience
There we go. Let me get you out
All right, maybe an eighth beer maybe be a ninth beer
It's your ninth one if you want one shoot at beer. Here we go. I'm gonna go down. Let me catch up
Time for a quick cigarette
It is all off top it off. Here's top it off. How much you have nine nine beers?
Ten beers and a quick cigarette. Ten beers. Mm-hmm. No eleven beers. It's a one-up.
See. All right.
There you go. All right. Somebody hop on the wheel and put it in the jet fuel.
Oh, it's a cigarette. Maybe I want you to hop in the driver's seat and just press W when I say.
Are you ready? Are you in first?
Oh.
Second you're in first. Not yet.
Not yet.
I put you in first. Ready?
All right.
Head!
Oh, God!
What the fuck?
You got this!
You got this!
Keep ripping it! Keep ripping it!
Oh, you're missing a wheel, champ. You are missing a wheel.
Oh, I'm missing a wheel. I'm missing a wheel.
Oh, there's another lion! There's a flare!
Oh, this is not good. This is not good.
Guys, I'm seeing three wheels missing and there's some type of poobah attacking the truck.
No, I get it. It's gone. It's gone.
We're under the ocean now.
I've seen winch in situation before this is a certified winch in situation.
This is a certified winch in situation.
This is a very tough game to play, this sober.
I'm going to go ahead and winch it.
That was less sober.
I'm winching it.
There we go.
Nice and easy boys, nice and easy.
I can get her wheels.
Thank you.
There we go.
Those are tires.
We don't need those wheels, Zincy.
We don't need those.
Are you talking about?
Look, we got three extra wheels.
We're on the top.
We're on the back.
Dude, this lens needs to act as well.
It's really fun.
I think it's a good lens.
I think the wind mechanics is some of the best
in the gaming mechanics I've had.
It's so nice.
can I touch his wheel? Did we get to winch it up? Wait, how do we do this? I think, no,
I think we need a, we need that jack. We need a jack, right? Yeah. We have a jack on the top.
Wait, GG, we do have three extra wheels. One on me, one on the back, and one on the top. So,
we can't do it until we get a jack. We have a jack on the top. Yeah, yeah, get up there.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what you're talking about.
There we go.
Now we're cooking boys.
Now we're cooking.
All right.
Where are the wheels at?
I will jack it up.
I see these.
Oh.
Well, we will try it.
We'll jack it in one more time.
Jack it one more time.
We got I got a second wheel all right all right
We'll jack it up on this side
Have you go ahead and throw the wheel on oh?
A baby it's usually where the wheel goes where the wheel goes
Oh, you guys didn't want it on that one
Wait, you might throw me up top. We got it. I've got it. Oh good
There we go, there we go
This is a certified winter situation this is a certified way to let me grab the winch remote of course
Who took
I think I know what we did wrong there. I think I know we did wrong there. We launched 75% of our wheels
And we let him be the drive
Yes, it's gotta be me it's not I was this next time all drive and
Hits the jet fuel
Yeah, yeah, then you can blame me for misaligned jet
I
Missed a line jet fuel. Oh
If you wouldn't mind put me down to the yellow greatly
You have a couple more resources for the cats, right? I eat the flange for the catch. Yeah
Hey, I'll make sure you spark a cigarette. I see anybody without a sorry boss. Sorry boss. I gotta see you right now
Just how many pumps per minute?
You need cigarette, please. Well, I had antidote just keeps one of the Puma's is infectious
They got Puma AIDS. I don't know. Can we get a cigarette check on Genji?
Yeah, is this not hoping?
How do you open these top things I got lotion
Oh
Hold this hold this it's it's oh
GG
GG
GG hold this
GG hold this GG hold this
GG GG
GG
hold this
It's the needle magic Johnson use where you gotta
No fix everything
There's no cigarette
There's no cigarette man
What does the lotion do?
I have it boys have it
I'm ready to go. This time I'm driving. Let me know when. This time I'm driving boys. I
Want you to know some boys. I want you to know some it's gonna get a little risky out there
I like scent or a drink playing poker in the living room
Now I love you do
Boys it's gonna get a little crazy out there. It's gonna get a little crazy, but I want you to have faith in your captain
Who's the captain?
What you do today changes what you need tonight introduce it in a new comfort mode mattress
I still need a secret, that's all I know, I'm- I'm Jonesy
Yeah, yeah, just flex your one muscle
All right boys!
Let me know when to rip it boss!
I got the boost
Let's run!
Is that the boost it? Is that the boost it?
Is that the boost it?
Fetus, are we on ice yet?
No, not yet, not yet. Going downhill.
Are you looking over on ice? I'm on boost it.
Alright, we'll do it.
I'll let you know when we're wrapping up the video, I'll let you know!
Alright boss, I'm ready boss!
I don't know how that happened.
Kind of like sand a little bit.
Beautiful walls.
I'm ready.
I'm ready, boss.
Boss, I'm ready, boss.
Boss.
Are you ready?
I'm the boss.
I'm the boss.
I'm the boss.
I'm the boss.
I'm the boss.
That was cold, in the middle of a riot road trip
Cause...
Are you in?
I'm the friend
Oh, come in, I'm the friend
Oh, I'm the friend
He's telling where
That man was
In the fold
No mistreatment in the second year
From the Emily
Company, I want you ready with that tattoo
Oh, I'm ready, I'm ready
I can't stand this!
I'm not going to stop this!
We can't let that happen!
Are you ready?
No!
Oh, here we go!
Oh, what the fuck?
Don't worry, we got this!
We're good!
We're great!
We're going to win!
We're not done!
We're not done!
We're not done!
We're not done!
We're not done!
I somehow fell out of bed.
I'm sorry.
Uh oh, we are really not done.
For bitches, have the vehicle.
I'll get them.
Have a good night.
We're not done.
We're not done.
We're not done.
I
Can't I can't get the winch I can't get the way either. Yeah, got it
We hear the front way to the back way front, which we're trying to lift it up
Wait, hold on wait. Are you under water? I'm not even you guys
I'm gonna come try to have the front wings. Oh
Oh, oh things are not going good for me. We're smoking quick cigarette. This is a stressful situation
We got work got where my body up are you smoking? Oh, that's because I'm bad. I'm I'm I'm bad
I'm
Guys how are we not fastest part of
We just reset right again. Yeah. Yeah
Somebody
Because I don't I guess I know where to go. I saw the road
Look at the ramp where we came up if we don't just take a quick people quick
Let me just let me just be we were so close all we got to do is get it off the ice right there park
And then we win job wait wait wait wait are you sure we don't just go more left?
Well, I'm not entirely sure if we're sitting around when I think about this
Yeah, there's a round front right. Let's see right now. We got to do it. Ah
Yeah, we should we are you sure it's just that way it's more right. Are you sure?
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay
So what where we are right now right like look where the right headlight is facing
See how it goes right up on my cliff if we boost we go up that a little bit
It'll flatten us out we slam on the brakes, and then we winch up to the top
That's one way up at least let's do it. Yeah, we can do that. We're almost there. Let's do it. We got this
I'd lock it in boys. I need a I need a F1 racer
Rebear right now
This is easy, easy peasy.
As fast as you want to begin.
Take it a bottle of vodka.
Give me your nephew.
Give me your nephew.
Come here.
Give me your nephew.
You're the reason my wife left me.
You're the reason my wife left me.
You fucked up, mouse.
Now let's ride.
How big boys were?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!
should we guys should we just use the jack the jack to get the goddamn remote out here
instead of winching i got this word what's more american on july 4th what's more american
than we can put a jack on a jack you want jack a jack wait
you need to a bb you need to put on a tree more to the right really feel like it's flipping
yeah it's not we gotta we gotta attach the winch like over here it's gonna pull it an angle
like right where i'm standing put it on one of these streets i think the wind is taking it
yeah that's who we got the flipotronic boys i got the flipotronic what are we doing
Oh
Hey, we need you not with us
Here now I've got you do was on the whole time
Oh, I was playing Thunderstruck. I could hear nothing. Oh, oh, that's fine. That's fine.
All right. Are we ready? Yeah. Yeah.
Let's ride.
Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck!
They'll never be able to see it.
He is the Peter!
Are you in?
Me?
Me?
Me?
If you guys see my thing, if you guys see my blah, if I turn around and I don't see
both have beat me in fetus 100% bonered up I'm opening fire oh I think we're
stuck again yeah we are that's our pretty good spot pretty good spot nice
and safe actually can we get a little more forward people let's get off the
ice I can't go ice shock you through door four barge do you have any hugs how
Why am I just winchin?
Did we have these wimmy hooks?
We did. We did. We did one hook that I brought.
Did Jinji brought a hook?
Yeah, he left without me going to the front.
Actually, he shouldn't waste the hook Jinji brought.
I have a much better idea.
There were hooks over here.
No, no, no, no, no, no hooks.
Put the winds away.
Everybody be beyond the back of the car.
Guys, there's a few more hooks back over here.
No hooks, no hooks.
Oh, beer time.
It's a little bit like this.
I want everybody to grab a beer.
Don't drink it yet, don't drink it yet.
We should grab a beer.
We should still keep these hooks.
Could we grab a beer?
What the hell?
What is that going?
The hook is leaving.
We got up here everybody got up here
Right how we drink it and we push it you ready three two one talk
How many just one just one just one now boys
It's you I forgot the button for push. Oh, it's F F F F for fuck
We're flamingo
I
Sorry, push it boys. Are you pushing?
Are we hoppin' through and parking? You guys keep pushing. You guys keep pushing. I'm going to park.
Go, go, go, go. I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Are you there?
Oh, got it, got it!
Did you guys be on up here? Am I looking good?
Here's what things good. It looks like we just keep going in this direction.
You going this way? Right?
I need to hit checkpoint.
Hold on. I'm probably going to go down the left side.
That's okay.
Oh, that's nice.
We need to hit checkpoint ASAP.
I swear to God, if I can do all that again, I swear to God.
I mean the chocolate's good
We're stuck on the ice again boys. This is a certified
Wantship situation. Are you sure? I can just give it. I can give a little push it
You know pedal to the metal dude, I'm giving her I'm giving
Give her for the fourth of July man
Shit!
Alright, I'm ripping!
Ripping.
Ripping.
I'm gonna go ahead a quick winch for the 4th of July.
A quick 4th of July winch.
That's fine.
Oh, Mr. Stronghold, we're doing this one good man, good a man!
And Mr. Dady will watch one good man, good a man.
He's a damn dear, higher than second.
He's a damn dear higher than second dumbass.
No, you want to keep it first.
Now we, we need to crank it.
You say we don't want to just go right?
We need to crank it.
You go right where?
Go right here.
Yeah, you can just keep it.
I mean, like, where I am.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
I'm on the wheel.
Fetus, I need you to keep an eye on him, BB.
I think he's trying to purposely
give the team raw information.
He's a saboteur.
He's a saboteur.
Can you keep an eye on him?
Can you keep an eye on him, Fetus?
Yeah, I'm watching.
Yeah, I'm finished. No report is too small report any suspicious movements
Listen, I'm not gonna do any rounds for an 80 mil cannon. Do you understand?
Yeah!
Wow!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Second phone of Blackberry.
Yep.
We're kind of making it we're kind of cooking right now. We're kind of cooking
Not too bad. Alright, maybe soon this baby's good. Maybe he's good.
I'm sober. I'm sober so I'm all right.
You guys, we're cooking right now!
I'm scouting right now, I'm scouting to see which way we're supposed to go.
This is going to be crazy long, dude.
We have to like go up this hill like back and forth.
We got a winch, we got a winch of that tree.
You have to come up here, but then we have to turn left and go this way this is a certified
winching situation.
Oh, hey, you know what?
I mean shit boss.
Can you win shit boss?
What should I do?
I hit the gas on it.
Oh, yeah.
Go ahead and hit the gas.
It'll be boss.
My gosh.
Is this the right direction?
I actually can't.
I think we're supposed to like zigzag.
Right.
We gotta get up.
Yeah.
Supposed to like zigzag with it right we got to get up. Yeah, but the thing is is it so I go ahead and Florida
BV going for these areas. I think
There you go. Oh, he has to be need a way. She's a professional
That is not good for my health that's not good for my health
That is not good for my health. Oh, yeah, this is definitely
Sabotaging again. Yeah. Yeah, this way I
Can't move
To the left I'm alive. I can't move at all. I can't move
Try to back up a little bit can you move it all dude, I see all right now we're talking boys now we're talking
Yeah, give me a little winch or I'll be there
You guys got that I'm like the singer. I'll be in there. Oh, I think it's a great time for a quick cigarette
We should have a man in sober in your house
Sober y'all got a mall y'all got a paw you better smoke in your house
Hmm
Lot that cigarette funny how he picked an Australian
Funny how we got a plane worth more than all the money your country makes in a year
I can't...
RUN!
FUN NEST RUN!
FUN NEST RUN!
You're gonna get the NEST RUN!
FUN NEST RUN!
I can't...
RUN!
All right, I'm still not there by the way. I'm just running and ripping cigarette squads
I was running and ripping cigarette. That whole intro and I'm still not back
No, no, we don't we don't need we don't need
I'm almost back guys. I was back to where you're fearless
What are we doing right now guys? We were doing alright. Alright, but alright go back. There's ice. You see the thing about ice. Go back guys. That's why I was trying to winch you through the tree. So you didn't slide.
We're going to play something about the ice.
Ice is not easy to handle.
Ice is a little.
Let me drive this bitch, man.
I can get us over this.
100%.
We just got to.
I'm going to let you do that.
So here's what we've got to do.
If you're right where you slipped off, we've got a winch on the tree on the right, on the
back of the RV.
And then we drive forward, we put the forward winch, and we hit it on one of these trees
in front of us.
We pull ourselves.
All right.
We're a little stuck, boys.
All right, bet.
We're cooked.
We're cooked.
I think we're fine. I said it was just that winch
I might build a winch straight up the mountain at this point. I don't know. I know I can't move at all. Do we still have wheels?
Yeah, we're still wheeled. I can't we move
Oh the back wheels are off boys and back wheels are off the ground
We got it. I got it. So yeah, we push it back. We push it back a little bit. There we go
I want to get raised on the street
If I can get a little further up, we winch to the street and close back up.
We are too far now, we're too far.
We gotta start again, it's okay.
We can do this.
I don't think I can reach any of these trees.
I know you're pretty busy running around doing nothing, but what I want you to do is push the car
From the front no no from the front from the front
It puts you have pushed me back push me back. They got it. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let me smoke a cigarette
Is it stressful?
So here's what I'm doing. I'm running ahead of the RV with the wings
I'm wincing on the trees. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you what I'm about to do
I'm on us. I'm on up fuck your asshole. If you touch that witch
Damn you bro. Yo, put the witch back. I'm trying to help you need me to help you
You're gonna fall off the mountain. Actually this part's pretty easy
FIIIINESS! PUSH THE CAR! PUSH THE CAR!
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming!
FROM THE FRONT!
I swear to God
Okay, here we go
We got two different planes, fellas. We got two different planes.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
There we go. There we go.
Alright, boys. I'm up here waiting for y'all.
Now we rip it for second gear. Now we rip it down. We rip it, boys. Yeah!
There we go, boys. There we go.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Now we're cooking.
Right between these two big rocks right here.
Now we're cooking boys.
Now we're cooking.
Alright bank right right right.
Big right.
Big.
I mean sorry.
Wait, why is there a winch on you?
You're winch you're winch.
I swear to god if you touch the winch again.
I swear to god if you touch that damn winch again.
I will rip your cock off.
I will rip your cock out with my feet. Wait wait wait
Okay, I'm gonna winch you on the tree in front. Okay, I got a plan
You see that boy?
You see that?
You see that?
Now let's all throw some straws
in the ocean.
Don't win some of that with that.
God, I love this country.
No, no, I'm not.
God, I love this country.
God, I love this country.
God, I love this country.
I'm smoking cigarettes in my
fucking van.
I'm smoking cigarettes
in my convertible RV.
I'm smoking cigarettes in my convertible RV mobile house.
They bowl cigarettes.
Do you think some British fuck
could even understand what I'm doing right now?
I'm smoking cigarettes in my convertible mobile house.
Do you even understand what I'm telling you?
Do you even understand what I'm saying?
right now can I say something I don't know what the fuck you saying boss but
you know what I'm fucking with it all right
here we go so I got the rear winch to this tree here you know this is all right
all right we're gonna drive forward as soon as he's in range to winch to the
one on the right it's gonna attach it not the one on the left maybe this one
here and hey I'm right here else no I was a good idea I think we should do it
wait wait wait wait wait wait let's be very careful more little more they hold
them guys this be very carefully I think I have a perfect I need you need to
boost Tina no no no no no no no no no this is fierce fierce fierce no grab
have a baby and toss him to that tree.
The baby while your midair attach it to that tree.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, baby, it's all you.
Send me, send me.
I'm ready.
Two, two, two, two, two.
Yeah, yeah, more, more, more.
Higher, give me a better arc.
I'm giving you a better arc.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One more, one more, one more.
one more
same on same mark
do the math do the math
there we go boys
we're good
oh oh oh oh
wait wait wait wait
nice good save
get rid of the backwins get rid of the backwins
get rid of the backwins get rid of the backwins
okay maybe leave it on for another second
cause it's keeping us flat
no no no no
I do it I do it I do it
do it.
Rear is off.
There we go boys.
There it is.
There it is.
You want it off, boss?
There we go.
Go ahead.
You want to take it off for the car?
Yeah.
Now we're done.
Guys, listen to me.
I know we're all having fun.
I know we're all having fun.
And we're you know, whatever ha ha ha we are so far and I want to remind everyone right now that if we die
Be teleport back before that ice lake. We are not yeah dying
Yeah
Someone kill that fucking goat
I see a roach. I see a roach.
You have to give me a nail gun.
Peanut, look at this.
Let me see you. Let me go with the nail gun right here.
I need to give her a law.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Get my Texas hat on.
Get my Texas hat on real quick.
Get my Texas hat on.
Yes, sir. There it is.
Hi, guys.
Oh, oh, oh
And a talk of the cigarette. Oh shit the goat's hitting our thing
Fuck him up. Just book it. Just book it
Book it on it
I'm dead smoking a cigarette
Who are you? Oh, are you? Oh
Oh, shit.
Alright, so she only takes a precision right here,
she takes a precision.
Oh, he's out of here.
He's out of here.
Focus on that, focus on that.
Focus on that, focus on that.
Focus on that, focus on that, focus on that, focus on that.
Very nice.
Did you get hit by the ram?
Is that it, Denji?
No, I, I was already almost dead.
Don't win to me, I need your help doing a 20.3.
Can you do that for me, Bart?
Yeah, I'm pushing, bro.
I got a ring.
We should do a 20-point turn real quick.
20-point turn, nothing big, nothing big.
Right on the edge of the mountain, be careful.
Not a lot of lemons here.
I think we're going to need to winch now,
because they're not going to have enough room on the right.
They're going to fly off.
I'm winching, Bart.
I'm winching.
I was parked in a chassis situation.
Yeah, come up here.
All right.
All right.
I'm just gonna test it here for now.
Hmm.
Let me think about this.
New cigarette, I gotta get a new cigarette.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
That'd be thanks.
This is the road, man.
You just, can you come here real quick, fetus?
Oh, I can.
What can I do for you, boss?
Isn't nature just beautiful?
You wear some yellow snow on them, all right?
Yes, sir, Mr. Fetus.
Mr. Fetus, history.
You know what is so special about nature?
Everything.
It's just like us.
It breathes, it eats, and it loves cigarettes.
Give it a couple of cigarettes.
Give it just a couple.
Give it just a few.
Just a couple?
What else?
Just a few.
Just give it a couple of cigarettes.
Just give it a couple.
Give it a couple cigarettes.
Nature loves cigarettes.
Oh, he loves it.
Oh, he loves cigarettes.
There we go.
There we go.
You see that?
Mother Nature gives to us.
You see that, partner?
Like the pioneers around here.
Yes, sir.
You know what George Washington did when he got here
Washington did when he got here on his boat from Europe
Killed all the natives well yes, but other than that. Do you know what he did?
He had a cigarette inside his house
Yeah, I'm still alive
I
Is anyone alive right now
What was do you threw me off? No?
Everyone is dead
I'm gonna come revive everyone real quick, all right. Just let me know your location.
I can see you, but I'm way down here, boss.
Right next to me.
Yeah, we're right all the way down.
You're down there? All right. I'll be right there, boys. I'll be right there.
We'll revive all three. We'll get this all of you out of here, all right?
Nice and easy, like. You can't fail.
and
there we go
and we got a little bit of fit now for you, sir.
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
A little bit of fit now.
this is me bowels I don't even know where I'm at where you at boss I'm down on the
bottom of a mountain I'm like under that look down by that rock down here that
language was I can hear you guys I don't I'm kind of
interested in rock I don't see you boss we yet yeah that's probably why um okay
You know that big rock bridge to be crossed under that wait
I think I know where you're at. I think I know where you're at. Yeah, hold on. Wait a second. I think I know where you're at
Well, I see you I see you see me going down that yeah, keep going down that downhill. Oh, there you are
Taking a nap on the job
I'm just trying to sneak a little bit of
I'm dead
Okay guys if we go to go two seconds
Off of the entire mouth
Dude the goat killed me. Oh
My god, did he's all the way down there?
I'm coming to the I got you don't you worry
Don't you worry boss I got so we're gonna figure this out together as a team
There you go, Genji. There you go. A little bit of fit now for you.
There you go.
Oh, careful, boys. Is it a fucking goat running after me?
And probably you when you come up here?
I'm not chasing you.
Well, you're not.
Wait, what?
Oh, because you're the goat.
Like, the girl's going down for you, you're the girl you're saying.
And then I hit the jet with the blue steel.
And then I hit the jet with the blue steel.
All right.
Maybe I know you just want to have sex with me. Just admit it
This is me. You want to have sex with me?
If I had a hole where I got a fucking
a
tripod I would
Okay, I would
Alright, all right. I'll be me. I just can't translate just to make sure we're on the same page
And you just say if you had a vagina you have sex with me
It's having a vagina is something you aspire to have something that you dream of having not necessarily
But if that man I get to have sex with you. Oh my god
Oh
That is not at all
Anybody remember
This tree please
Let me see where you're at. Where are you at? Right in front of you. Where are you at?
Guys, guys, I have done on to you the health thing that I need right now. I'm at base of the hill.
Can someone put a nail in that goat's face? Thanks, Genji. Thanks, Genji.
I don't have any nails because I'm not a nail gun. I got the nail gun, but we don't got any nails, boss.
That's gonna be a problem. Maybe just beat him over the head with it. No, we have more nail guns
Have you looked at?
in the
Cabin cabinets
I gotta smoke a cigarette. This is too stressful
Whatever you do, I'm gonna winch the rear first one. Let's throw these at it
What? Oh snowballs? There's another one here
So much snowballs. Oh, oh my you're crazy. Are you serious?
Are you insane?
This this goat is Japanese
All right, we got we got two of them as well. It's a it's a basically a one-to-one remake of what's about to happen right here
I
Love me boys. Follow me gentlemen. I
Love me
I'm gonna kill this damn goat. I think we got it
Oh my god, what where's the wind chat? Where's the wind chip?
Oh, that didn't work.
Oh, this does not work in Kill the Goat.
Oh, my God.
Well, you have to hit your shots.
I did. I hit him.
It didn't look like it.
It really did not look like it.
I hit him a punch.
Hey, GG, GG, I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm ready. Are you ready for this?
Okay, okay.
Should I throw you over?
No, I was thinking that.
But wait, before we throw each other over, though,
we should have it locked on.
Like, okay, let's see.
Let's get them locked onto you,
locked on you and then I throw you and then he's gonna chase you up the hill
when she's gonna stop on that lip just like you did for him and then I run
past him. What do you think? So I walk towards him till he's locked in and we
grab you, we grab you. Here we go, here we go. We grab you, we grab you.
I don't think it's easy.
I
I'm at the
Guys I don't know what to do. I don't know what guys is anyone know what to do about this stupid gun
Where's that gun I got it
Does anyone know how to kill it because obviously the male guy is not working the nitroglycerate is he working?
Flair he just walked right through it. Yeah, this thing's a demon. I'm gonna kite him out of the way
Hold on. He's right on me. Hmm. Come on you little bastard. All right. He's following me. We're good
Smoke a cigarette
You should be good that is a fantastic idea, sir
That is a great idea, sir a that one of the best ideas I've heard all night
This is ridiculous
Only way we're beating this goat is that if we have enough health to get it gone now
Yeah, I kind of I kind of the hill he's out of the way. Oh, thank God. You're all right
Yeah, you're good to go. I see the quicker vibe
I'm not doing this again. I am not. Guys, if we die, we're going to Liesmark. I'm, I'm not doing this, I'm not again. I'm trying to do this part again. Fuck this.
I am not. Guys, if we die, we're going to Liesbark.
I'm not doing this part again.
I'm doing this part again.
Fuck this.
Yeah, I see you.
Hey, boss, hey, boss, how you doing, how you doing?
Who's hanging around? They got me if somebody files a fit.
No, this is gonna be bad.
Keep getting much.
What's up, boss?
Thanks, boss.
You're welcome, boss.
You're my my my smoking cigarette.
Yeah, I don't mind.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
You're my my my smoking cigarette, dear.
Shit!
Shit! As long as it's in your house.
So I got the front of the RV winch to the tree we need to go towards and I got the rear winch to
Stabilize it so just go forwards make sure the rear rear winches got no slack
And I've got the goat up the hill like if you look straight at the RV. I'm not up the hill yet
Yeah, I know but I'm on the other side of that mountain. He's looking straight out right now
Hey, hold on wait. Oh, yeah, should we wait you right now? I
Mean if you you could you can get me up you want whatever you prefer all right
Ginger you look to your right. I'm gonna win. I'm gonna go ahead and win. Here we go
But you're dead. Yeah, but I kind of the go to the way
Oh
Spank you left spank you left
Front-winch front-winch
What winch tight you guys are out. I'm telling you it's all you got to do
kill me
did you see him? did you see him? kill me
did you see him? right now
literally kill me
I'm gonna get out of this guys I'm dead
I'm dead again at the bottom of this stupid fucking mouth
there's no way how are you dead
down there how did you get there
He must not have enough cigarettes in his house now, is that the case, or is that the case?
That's the case, that is the case, Bob.
Next time I want you to light two cigarettes.
Two cigarettes!
I've got a one to fifty cigarette adapter I bought off Amazons.
Hit us!
I tried to get the winch remote.
God damn it.
Guys, we have multiple winch modes, we don't need to grab that one.
We've got three of them.
Did you?
No.
Okay.
Hey, did you hear me?
I'm gonna smoke a cigarette and this is a two-trend full.
I'm right beside P.J.
You wouldn't happen to have a lot of people.
I found the winter boat.
Hell yeah.
What do you mean?
Guys, if you come to buy me, there's a winter boat
laying right next to me.
If you come to buy me right now, we have a winter boat.
Perfect.
Oh, that's it.
Mm-hmm.
Change your fast.
I'm going to try and get this winter boat right here.
All you've got to do is tighten the rear and the front,
and then just hold it.
And we reattach the front, and we go up the mountain.
The hell is GD up to?
Go, keep going forward, baby.
No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.
The hell is GD up to right now?
It's front winch, that's it.
I'm front winching, I'm front winching.
You got this thing.
This winch is strong.
No, go over, I want to go over.
No, I want to go over.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Yeah, now tighten the rear winch now.
Tighten the rear winch now and it'll pull your,
pull your ass up out of the mountain.
There you go. Keep tightening it. You see what I'm saying, right? It's getting a little
bit more...
I'm tightening it.
I'm tightening it.
No, I don't see that happening, but...
That was 500 meters!
Oh, the rear winch! The rear winch! Right, right, right!
I'm right next to the peanut, with Genji if you can give me up.
Keep going. Just full send the rear winch.
I got a smoking cigarette.
Cigarette I don't know man. That's scary
Hey, hold on what now?
What do you mean now you just you read the rear tight the rear winch?
It's gonna pull the rear is no one coming to the rescue
Then I would love to come to the recipe. No, it's just
I don't see anyone coming to the rescue
No, I'm coming.
Keep tightening the rear.
I'm tightening man, it's just making it look worse.
Keep tightening it, keep tightening it.
It's making it look worse.
Look, and how the wires are attached.
You can't lose this.
Now tighten the front of it.
Wait, are you guys not getting peanuts?
I don't know what's going on.
I would love to get peanut.
Oh my god, bro, I didn't know.
Guys, what are we fucking doing? Why are we?
I'm coming I'm coming to get peanut
I'll be right there well
I
Say perfectly may I say perfect execution. I mean I
I have watched it. I have watched and played this game for tens of hours and
Wow
That's a wow
Incredible incredible execution
I
So hard bro, you're perfect. Don't worry. You just got this. She's cooking
If I go down this cuz I have like no health
Maybe you are here by ban from winching forever a baby is
Winsing smoking walking running talking again
fucking breeze right now you guys I think I got to go the long way because I
really don't want to die and I'm I have like two I've got to be so bad I walk
around so I can make sure we all survive I went so I jumped in the RV to get
the the win I got an idea oh nice that is good it is good yeah I'm at the bottom of
that cliff James if you get me up I will get us over this man got my word
oh my god I'm watching your spirit you don't die in the tube nice each
13 cent peanut we need a free
my phone looks like you're telling me
I am
USA, USA
oh guys that was not
that was not
that was not for content I just want to say
am I going there? no I'm not going the right way
if you look where the RV is I'll be like
directly under that probably you can see me
see that tree right ahead of you
the one that's higher up I'm just to the left of it not the one that's close but
the one that's in the middle of the three okay okay I'm getting peanut first
because he's down here I think he's peeing I'm gonna go pee too I'll be right back
I have everything! I have everything!
all right guys I think it's time to lock it no I'm up up up up up yeah keep
That ramp yes, but where Tina is down here. Where's I'm a little bit above you. I think that might be him at the tree
Yeah, yeah, I'm right above you just you're right up that path. I'm right along that path
And I know exactly where mr. Phenis is
Honestly Phenis you might be fine. I don't even know if he can remind you. It's okay
I'll give you
Yeah, if what is such was great, I'm just because American cheese
Okay, I'm directly under the RV
Thank you for being people join the people beat up my wife or Rita has a birthday
You're unmatched
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry looks life-sized to her. Are we fucking serious that was your chat peanut?
You were boys tagged in your chat, and that's what they fucking said
I
Forget the remote
You should still have one more remote on the thing my body. I probably should have a mobile no harm no
I got you guys. Oh, yeah, I didn't grab the remote. I got but again. We I didn't have one more one on the ship
That's why it's the ground the other one
I'm an idiot.
Okay, you always go get one.
Let me do a grab it.
I'll be back.
Cig.
A quick cigarette.
I'm making my way up.
Sorry guys.
Peanut, that clip from your POV.
I was fucking crying, man.
Just the fumbling of the broken shoulders.
No, no, no, no, no.
It was perfect.
It was perfect, Pissabilly.
You are the best ever do it.
Oh, god.
Oh, Jesus.
half minutes for the good part to hit they just make the song the good part
pull the ass up I'm I play free part oh my god did not this fuck ass go again
that's the front you want to do the view thank god
whoo all right I'm hop into the driver's seat is it not working you're just gonna
Go ahead and winch, go ahead and winch boys, go ahead and winch.
Yeah, it's snagged on the satswain. We have to redo it.
Okay, I'm gonna reattach the rear then.
Now he's just on it, oh, now there's winch a little.
Just wait, just wait, just wait. So long, long.
There's winch just a little bit, there we go.
Oh, we're good guys, how about it boys?
Hold on, hold on. Okay, now prank.
And then we're good.
Be sure to pump it. Yeah. Yeah rear winch rear winch. It'll pull it flat. There. I'm gonna hug the front one the ass up
I'm gonna hug it. I'll hug it. There we go front. I already had to hug the front. I'm already on hugged it. Oh my god
Go ahead and I'll hug the back
Hold on. I'm gonna try to pump us right up this hill
Okay
We don't want to go up there though.
Isn't this the path out?
Because I can see it from here.
No.
OK, you want to show me where we're supposed to go?
That's going to be a terrible spot to-
We're not going to be able to fit the RV through all those trees.
Yeah, destroy it!
I can't.
It's going to end up crashing down.
It's-
I say we're going to hold both wedges and wedges dry.
Yeah, that's what I was going to do.
I was going to be winching us to the place.
Cause right over here where I'm standing, I'm on the honking ball of land shoes.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, what are these?
Oh no.
I'm just gonna place this on the front, just in case, yep.
Wait, wait, Winston back, what are we...
So where do we go to get out of this level, Tindy? Do you know which direction?
I'm now on the way to...
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh wait. Okay. Alright, we can jump.
Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, oh!
Oh, god.
What is happening?
What is happening?
Oh, no!
Why is it poking out like that?
Guys?
Guys, guys.
What I need you to do is unhook the winches immediately.
I'm unhooking, I'm unhooking, I'm unhooking.
You gotta hook them from the car, not from the trees.
Wait, drop that box, drop that.
There we go, there we go, great, do we go left and reach the front slowly, there you go.
You are lagging so much for me.
There we go, just small fast and drive and get your gun to pass.
There we go, there we go, easy power on the way, now we're on the way, all right, on the road again.
God she rode, take me home, take me home
To the place I'm from
Went for ten-year mountain mama
God she rode, take me home
God she rode, take me home
Where's that?
He's stuck
Little bit left
To the place!
Stop now!
Went Virginia!
Bout Mama!
God she rode!
Damn you!
I'm putting your rear windshield on the tree on your right, okay?
Actually, you fuck yourself!
Be to stop rear windshield!
Don't step on the rear!
Just keep front windshield!
If somebody has to unhook the back windshield, I'm gonna die!
It sits off!
we're in park I was wondering why I wasn't driving I go in on winches quickly
quickly begin yeah we got a point we can probably win so we're waiting yeah
all right there we go there we go there we go all right now we're cooking boys
oh my god do we make it airiness holy shit we made it oh my we made it we made
No way!
I can't believe that!
Well earned, well earned.
I for certain thought we were dead.
Only pain?
Oh my goodness.
Who's taking that, boys?
I saved the strap until you repair that.
Those are two separate things.
So you see the bars of the bar?
No, they're not.
They're not.
So you see the top you see the bars on the top of the screen?
Yeah, so the top green bar you want to be full the bottom bar. It's bad when it's full
Okay
Yeah, you add stuff to the cars to the top one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Your peanut eat this one it'll give you more health
got an extra a mere fetus I've been wanting years for a long time
Oh
You trashed to me now you're worth nothing
I want to be I want to cuddle
a couple of burgers in here couple burgers
yeah there's a couple of burgers couple of burgers
couple of burgers
I'm not this strong!
I'm not this strong!
And then and then and then!
I'm not this strong!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Look at it grill.
Hmm.
I'm ready boss. I'm so ready.
What is this? I'm so ready to take a
see. Hey, what is this? It's a disguise. I'm so ready. Whoa.
Nobody will know who we are
No, no one will know
Oh, hello, I'm Montserrat, I'm at the Italian Assassin's Market Cellar. I'm here to sell the Italian Assassin's
I am not gonna try to put it in your butt in the bathroom
Would you like to buy a size?
Hey, what you guys got for a few Scallopini around here?
Chomp Chomp
Philo Scalapedi? What's that?
You got a little Philo Scalapedi or what?
I don't know what that is.
It's a flying Italian dish, my friend.
Little Philo Scalapedi over here.
I'm on the move.
Alright.
Is it AC-DC descent like by the tree?
Oh, shit! I wasn't even looking.
You distracted me!
Oh, wow.
Take your chance, take your chance.
Holy crap, holy crap.
Guys, I was not looking at my screen at all.
Not even in the sliders.
Is it too late to cheers?
Oh, is it still the 4th of July?
Is it still the 4th of July or what?
Oh, I said this five hours ago.
It's the 4th of July until I go to bed!
that's fucking right do we're fucking doing it live
jeez i'm just trying
na na na na now
am i right boys am i right
wait no acdc is australian you know
i've already clarified this we took it
oh you guys took it alright
just like you guys took it
it's hours
just like you guys took Justin Bieber from us
you don't want him
i don't i don't remember that but
You guys can have I don't okay. All right, we'll take we'll take thunder struck and and
You for one combo would take
That was so loud even
Yeah, take them both, take them both
I don't want them to take them both down
You guys, that was fucking loud
But you're talking and...
You're talking and game
Oh
God damn it
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I forgot to turn it off
It's not like hockey, it's just like...
We're actually making a lot of progress
Yeah
We can have Drake too?
I've got some chains through the wheels, through the ice.
Can you do some nice reviews?
I literally can't stop on ice.
I literally cannot stop the vehicle.
Head left.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, could be better.
as just as I say oh I find some change for the ice and you oh no hey um peanut I
know where to get some change for the ass hey that's great news that's big guys
guys guys wait why I answer myself right oh see I can hear myself
I
Can hear that was a beat. I don't know what's that later on
Oh, see closely if you're gonna play a patriotic song
Please do not make it free bird unless you skip to the good part of the good
Please God, please God why can I use your microphone?
Wait, I'm just warning everyone this guy is absolutely plastic. No, I'm not actually I'm sober this guy is plastic
There's no way. Oh, I am
I mean, this guy is drivable.
You can build a house with this guy right now.
No, I swear, I am.
I was going to play Freebird, but how do you know I was going
to play Freebird?
Because you played it in the mic!
What?
What do you mean?
OK, you can't say play the good part of Freebird
when the entire song is the good part.
No, it's not.
Listen, this is the eight minute song.
It's eight minutes.
Yes, eight minutes of greatness.
It's really not.
The middle part is the good part.
Everyone knows that.
No, everyone knows that.
Listen, is the whole song good?
Sure.
But the great part is in the middle.
The great part is in the middle.
Everyone knows that.
It's not a lie.
It's the truth.
You're smoking crack.
You're so wish.
It is the 4th of July.
You're smoking crack.
The entire song is good.
It's good, but not great.
The middle part is the great part.
Okay, what's a great song then?
No, I'm talking about comparatively to the song itself.
I'm not comparing it to other songs,
I'm comparing it to itself.
It could be the best song in the world
with the first part and still the good part.
Who's getting out of here?
Will you get out of here?
Sounds like you came from America.
Okay.
All right guys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I kinda wanna play some Liars, Mark.
That's how yeah, that's how okay. Oh, yeah, it's guys that chill is that sure everyone
It's 120 the morning. I'm kind of unwinding. I kind of want to play some lies. Why is that chill?
I'm down for that down for that. Oh
What do you want to play lies by I
I'll play a couple of lives, boy.
A couple of lives, boy?
Can I put on my Texas accent?
Can I put my Texas accent on?
Is that cool?
Let's do a little bit of lives, boy.
It's the end of the night.
Let's on the line with some lives, boy.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm down.
I'm down. I'm down.
I think that's an amazing idea, actually.
We made great progress on the game tonight.
We made great progress.
I
Can't wait we did that as you've tried that probably five times completely sober and we didn't do it
So you obviously know what we gotta do we gotta have some cigarettes in
What it is to be an American all right
You were gonna get a DUI drinking and driving. I'm literally I'm sitting at my computer. I
Mean I can throw this 50 90 into fifth gear, but I still ain't going nowhere
Ping Pong
What you're on wait ping pong ping pong
The way a lot did imagine sucking a ping pong ball out of your homies butthole
I don't do that. Oh, you want that for a second? All right. I don't
for a second. I don't. I don't want to just shoot it out of
their bubble.
Yeah, that's yeah. Now we're all on the same page. Now we're all
on the same page. That's good. That's good. Now we're all
on the same page. Yeah. It's kind of like when you go to
um like a Hibachi, you know, like Japanese restaurant where
They cook in front of you.
And then they toss like a little piece of egg or something
like a piece of.
I like when I go to Hibachi and he makes a fish out of rice,
and then he uses his spatula to lift the front of the fish
rice's face and makes him talk.
That's fucking awesome.
That's a moray.
Big moray.
I'm going to keep a block here.
When the Hibachi restaurant guy makes the fish
made of rice stock, that's a moray.
When the ha-ba-t-g-i makes a volcano out of onion rings, that's a moray.
When you put a quarter in the fish food,
Gumball machine and feed the fish at the Hibachi restaurant that's a moray.
This makes me miss gimmick man. I just miss gimmick now.
Oh man.
Where guys made out of new guys since we played two days ago. Not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
We added like three new guys.
To the game?
look look look look there's there's um wait wait wait wait we go we see who so much mean there's uh
this guy birdman birdman and there's um whatever this guy is and and then a dog with a hat
no that dog with the hat is not new yeah the dover has been in those last
it means you have a hat
that's because you put the hat on him i think
No. No, I didn't. I need an in by boss.
See you guys are in by daddy. I'm like a lady boys.
Just got me. Got you in the choke. It's got me. It's got me in the
your hold it's got me in the wishy-pinky finger hold I won't lie it's got me
looking forward to this for weeks got me in the wishy-pinky finger hold all right
you should buy it all you guys I'm surprised you still know how to invite
people at this point we're talking in-game right this is an in-game thing
this is a game that yeah but I remember how to fix it once we get in the game
Yeah, I don't remember either
All right, we're missing somebody we're missing. Yes, sir. Mr. Feed is
Oh, Mr. Slaywee, we're going to play against one good man, good a man!
And Mr. Hashan, we're going to play against one good man, good a man!
And Mr. Benji, we're going to play against one good man, good a man!
I'VE TRIED!!
I can't find you
Found you
Found you
Found you
Found you
Found you
You are your foundation
Found you
I
Now we rock you boys ready
How to get serious
I'm testing low. This is xs a baby speaking shit
So mama like him
is it poker is it poker I thought this is poker
Genji I will not play music
it's just a good hand I think it is because we have a queen
wait are we looking at our cards yes yes yes yes kind of all in
Oh, god damn, Genji, I don't think...
Not really, it's the best hand yet, no call.
Powerful.
I'm quoting this hand.
Yeah, you guys take that bullet.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'mma take one bullet.
There's no need to be...
There's no need to be...
There's no way I've got it on first bullet.
Ain't no way...
Alright, listen.
See?
I fucked up, Joe.
I told you, and here we are.
Let me pay some boys nice glasses fetus
Thank you
from the system
You seem in 3d right now mr. Fades
These cards life get first reflection of his gigantic eyeballs
Looks like he's calling
what do you got ladies and gentlemen what do you got anybody got close to
maybe a flush maybe you got a flush
hey you're out you sold it yeah I'm still top I still top I got a part and
there's two hearts we get now I'm gonna do a swap a real I'm gonna switch
through yeah I guess it got some nice yeah was that an ace is king heart is
queen huh I swear boy yeah we only need one more we only one boy we are here
Frost, like Texas Holover, baby?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What the fuck is this switch?
Is that a possible flush draw?
Uh, ain't- ain't- somebody got a full house?
Oh, look, the Genji's here.
Oh, look, somebody got a full house here?
Hey, PD, so you like mangoes?
Guys, there's a one and-
That's not my first day of the year.
I'm 25% chance that that card is a heart and I'm rolling those dice!
I'm rolling those dice!
Switched.
One in four boys, one in eight.
I'm rolling them.
I'm rolling them.
It's an expensive watch, Pina.
You stop looking at me, you fat son of a bitch.
I call life did first.
What do you got, Mr. Pina?
Huh? What do you got in there, Pina?
Wait, oh, we, that, we, oh, we, hold on, that's like kind of okay.
That's like, pfft.
Ain't nobody happy with this.
That's like kind of okay.
That doesn't, you gotta go get it.
Ain't nobody here happy with this.
That's not like crazy bad.
That's a great man! That's a great man!
Because Gigi literally cannot lie. I'm just gonna ask her what cards she has.
Pretty doesn't mean weak sugar.
Uh, Genji?
Genji?
What?
What cards do you have?
A king and a jack.
Alright, thank you.
Gigi's fine.
Gigi, I don't know what the hell she's up to, but we're good. We're good, guys.
I'm really sure why she doesn't lie, but it works out in the end for us, so.
I'm gonna call this, I'm gonna call this, I'm gonna call this, I'm gonna call this.
Two pairs.
Ooh, beat that, but she beat that.
Ooh, I just have to.
Oh, do I win?
Two pair, two ace.
Wait, do I win, do I win?
Peter screams.
Peter, what the fuck?
Jesus!
Not too bad! Not too bad!
Why'd you call me a pussy with a Queen Jack?
Ah, I'll be fine, boys. I'll be fine.
You didn't even get to see my car.
One size survived these shots.
Oh.
He's getting pissed.
He didn't even lie.
One size survived this piece. I'm coming for you, Bob.
I'm going to you, Bob-O.
We are back gentlemen, we are back because I gotta change my uh my stream titles I forgot that we
Change game for 10.
Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
Hunk of aces. Well, god damn.
Hunk of aces. Well, god damn.
I call.
Death is an old-
Yeah, I'ma call that.
What's the worst that could happen?
Coward form.
Oh, you, I gotta pee real quick.
Oh, you folding?
Oh, you folding?
If you saw my hand you would too!
Ah, bullshit.
My chambers just died right now.
My chambers just died right now.
I think I'm not.
I think I'm not.
You died right now.
Oh, you died?
Oh, you're lucky.
You're lucky.
Well, shit, Mr. Nutt.
I guess it's just you and me.
Shit.
Let me tell you something, baby.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I'm looking at my cards right now.
right now you and I see him baby what do you see man I see a dead man
sitting right in front of me
your cards made of fucking mirrors or what did I use the aura farm or not did I
aura aura aura aura aura but I hate you with a mirror I hate you with a mirror
and I feel like that was pretty or it also it was a little or it was it was a
tad bit of water not a crazy or we're kind of war up what we're ordered up
let's just say we're both ordered up we're both ordered up jenny's dad we've
got this fat rider next to us
Mm-hmm
I will not be insulted by a flea
Especially with a fake watch
This is a Submariner Rolex
92,000 msrp
120,000 aftermarket I'll have you know all right
I will have you know the only thing fake is your diet plan. You absolute whale
Listen
Life working on it. Okay. I love my calories
Kids we got you switch a card because I think we just went to car people what comes next
I was like, I'm not even gonna switch.
Peanut, you've given me the biggest and longest orgasm of my life from this stream.
Thanks big man.
Also, every one's just fake.
Nah, I'm gonna fake to you, I'm gonna go all in.
I'm gonna go all in.
Wait, wait, wait, no, I'm gonna go all in!
Whatever.
Wait, no, go all in, mister!
Not before I switch this car down.
I'm gonna switch this card out. I'm gonna get exactly what I want exactly what I want great this
I didn't get what I wanted I
Can't even see the cards. Can you tell me what the second card is? Oh
That's another five missing okay you asshole if you had told me that literally one second earlier you're actually a piece of shit
Oh my god! Oh my god, Fiat! Are you fucking serious?
Have you told me that one second, one second earlier?
No, that's 700 bullets. That's 700 bullets.
You're really risking missing that? No, no I'm not! This Fiat is actually...
No, what was that? Oh my god! This is the best time to risk it!
The gold's coming off the Submarine, I can see it from here.
You've ripped you off, Fina.
Two pairs.
Hmm.
Wonderful, Prime Minister, but you might have fucking called my bl-
No way!
No way!
I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna listen to me really quickly.
I got a five in the option card, which would have sealed this deal,
and I couldn't see the five, and Fina's told me too late.
And then on the all-in, I meant to fold, and I clicked the wrong button.
You just died to absolute two accidents in a row.
There's still a chance.
There's still a chance. There's still a chance. There's a chance.
There's a chance! Come on, get it!
All right!
Good work, boys! Good work!
All right, lock it in.
Ready for this or what?
Lock it in.
Always boy, ready?
I
Just good hand, it's just him got the king. I think that's pretty good, right?
Doesn't kick out we got we got we got forward immediately. What do you mean?
As you buy that Rolex
The Rolex or what the hell is all this grill? Why you really?
That's so I bought without season the river
I ain't fallin' without seeing the river, gentlemen!
The nature is beautiful!
Cause I see a little gold flake comin' off that water that's in the field!
I ain't fallin' without seeing the river!
Those lips look awfully kissable, I gotta say.
Off you jizz wolf. What I would do with those antennas on your head.
I'm gonna fuck you so hard into my ass. I'm gonna fuck you so hard.
I'm not gonna back off.
Taking my chances.
I switch.
You get your, uh, change to the Rolex or two?
We are cooking. We are cooking.
Alright, fetus.
Alright. Stop fooling around, boss. Stop fooling around.
Alright, stop fooling around. Stop fooling around.
Sorry to see- yep, sorry to see it. Sorry to see it. Sorry to see it.
That's not my hesitate, and I got married.
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something, Fetus.
Did you come here to play, or did you come here to bust?
Hmm, there's a little bit of both. I mean, that big bear over there.
I mean, he's been on, yep, you see that guy in the-
I- I- I- I know what you're talking about. I'm going all in!
Let's get down to business!
Let's get down to business!
Let's get down to business, dude!
Get down to business! Get down to business!
They're going-
Ah!
All in.
Wait till you see this. Oh, I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm very patient. Mr.
Phoenix. Very patient. Oh, man! That's a hell of a hand. Look at the lips. Sheesh!
I got one of those kings though, oh my god.
Too easy, too easy.
That was a nice play.
Nice play.
Thank you Mr. B, thank you good job.
Now Mr. B, I don't have to remind you, you do have a 5% chance of God saving you.
You better start praying.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
You are the only one who's dead.
Maybe I'm the only one dying.
Hurry!
Sir, that is how you do it, boys.
That is how you do it.
Fuck you, fetus.
Fuck you, Mr. BB. Fuck you, Genji.
Fuck everyone at this entire table.
Liars. Liars. Liars, deck.
I wonder what you need. Oh, my God.
We play Liars, deck, Liars, poker, Liars, dice, and Liars, slots.
large lines you know what finish you can't honestly I just don't have the
familiarity with those other games and I'd prefer to stick to poker but whatever
you guys want to do all right guys he is buyers dice thinking kind of thinking
let's use a nice what's that this is the one how does this work so dice you want
listen I first I thought I was stupid but honestly it's pretty cool you just
want to guess how many of a certain number at the table if you have three
twos you can guess that there's three twos you'll win for sure but if you guess
five twos right because there's a good chance there's like two more twos on the
table the next person that guesses has to guess six of a number and you really
fuck up I mean I get that peanuts gonna win this one cuz he
I was tired to be a Texan...
a Texas Habibi.
I think it is time.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
What am I...
What am I...
Bite me.
How about this?
Oh, sorry.
I did not mean to kiss.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I did not mean to give you the middle finger.
Too much.
Honey, I've got tricks and not just up my sleeve.
Hey, P, uh, ones are wild, right?
What's your wild? What's your wild? Yeah, what's your wild?
Well, shit, I don't even know.
Hey, so, P, you're saying that you got four twos?
Fortues know what I'm saying is is that I've got a certain number of twos where I'm guessing that this whole table has
Fortues
Let's just say I had two twos. There's a good chance that there's two other twos throughout the whole table
Or maybe there isn't really there is enough of lying you call me lying
So now we how many two way and maybe how many Tuesday I
Well, I told you then
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, all right, all right, all right.
That's right, folks.
That's right.
Well, listen, you can call me alive, Mr. Vitas.
You don't think there's six twos on the goddamn table,
but I'll tell you what.
It's the 4th of July.
It's at least more than four.
I'm going to keep it a buggy.
I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.
That's fucking bullshit, Mr. Knuck.
Wait, Vitas, do you have any threes?
Do you have any threes, Vitas?
I mean, do you have do you have any?
I'll tell you what, I got one three.
This is not I got one.
Yeah, I'm calling you immediately smarter.
I'm calling you immediately.
You better have four threes.
You guys are dead.
I've got four threes.
Oh, I know motherfuckers.
Why?
I only got one.
What?
What?!
Nina, you should have asked me!
What the fuck is that?!
Oh, what do you get?
Oh, you look like you're moving right up there, Mr. Hatch.
What the fuck just happened?!
Get four threes?!
Where, where, where, listen, you got to...
Fuck everyone at this table.
Still me.
Nooo.
Fuck everyone at this table.
I'm pressing my button.
See?
You got to do this.
Fuck you, Phenis.
You got some pretty ass, man.
Shit.
Thanks, Fawze. Thanks, Fawze.
You're going on a date or something after this shit?
Why you dressed up all nice and thin?
Six fines, huh?
Oh
Beyond out there's six fives I'm collar on that
I
Call her on that to me. There's no way there's six fives. There's 1,000%
There's literally no chance of me that there are six fives
Well, I call him on that immediately, Mr. Peters.
I'm gonna give him a pass, cause he's here.
Peters, you're now where I'm gonna be 60's you got.
I don't fucking know, I don't...
This one's over my head, I'm too stupid for this game.
Alright, I gotta play cards, this game is over my intelligence.
Listen, all I know is I got one six, guarantee it isn't the five.
Oh, seven five, he's here.
Oh seven five you say, okay, well I'm fine
How many times do you have peanut?
I can't let him have that. How many times you got GG? How many times you got?
I got three. Oh shit
I got one I got one five
How many times you got?
I got a five or two. How many?
Fives
Come on now. Come on. Come on now. You can't learn about that. You can't learn about 8-5s, can you?
I mean, come on now.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure I'm right. I'm like pretty sure I'm right. If he has two, we win. If he's got two. Yes!
I would have been dead anyways because I would have had a kill 9 on it something.
fuck you a thousand times we throwing bones I'll bury you all I don't know
what I'm doing I'm pressing buttons and I'm staring peanuts love the eyes thank
you thank you share this fake role I tried to deceive the dog
I don't know about six twos, guys. I don't know about six twos. Seven fives?
You are worse than me. I don't know, Fetus. I call that immediately. There's no way there's
seven fives. There's one hundred. No, there's seven. There's more than seven fives. Fetus,
probably eight fives. Fetus, I'm telling you, there's no way there's more than seven fives.
I'll tell you what
I know this ain't sixes. I'm screwed. I'm screwed. I'm done. I'm dead
Did you did you have me six you got me six you got zero wait one. Oh one one one one
How many I have you got me yet? I got one missing
Jesus
I should have called spot on it. What am I doing? Oh my god. I should have called spot on it
I'm gonna hit it
Genji
Oh my god, I should have called spot on it
Bad
What does spot on do? That gives you the win right?
Spot on, you guys, this is exactly the number that the person called
You screwed me over, I have to call you or I'll sign you then
Genji please don't kill him, please don't kill him, Genji please
Please Genji, just, just, just bad something
Genji please, just bad something
Just bad something
Oh, you're lying Genji
If you don't call him lying
I didn't get to play because we ran out of time
Set
You got four you got four dudes you got four dudes
That's right. Your eyes look real weird right now, did you?
Your eyes look real weird.
Oh, you can take a little nap. You can take a little nap.
There's a little nap. Nothing to worry about.
Well, we have two keys.
You guys are looking at them right now. What do you got?
Oh, nothing. Oh, nothing.
You got miscellaneous.
Don't, don't, don't get a new one of these.
I got nothing either I got nothing either pal. No come on now ain't no way
24 is you got this
Five dreams
Only a fool would try to deceive a doll many how many fives I mean I mean I mean threes you got miss please
Don't tell me is do not tell him you're not tell him
Oh, come on now.
Venus, don't tell Venus.
You're not telling.
Come on now.
Do not tell.
Do not tell.
Do not tell.
Don't you want to see this little beetle?
I don't know what the fuck he is.
Do not tell him.
Do not tell him, Venus.
Look at that fake roller.
I got six threes.
I got six threes.
That's some fucking bullshit.
Ha, ha, ha.
Six threes.
Oh, gollum!
Gollum, Venus!
I've not even joking, gollum!
Yes!
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm a guy from America
250 years
can you believe it
I'm a great man
I read that a guy
I read that a guy
got a guy from
I got a guy from
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
you're not looking too good mr.
you're not looking too good
yeah I'm looking as good as you looking
I look fine
You have to remember my advice
So questions if you spot what is the goal like why would you call spot on you get a reward for it?
Well, no, so like it's like so I actually could I should have called spot on that other time
See how I had to call eight of something right?
Yeah, yeah now there's a low chance there's eight of something on this board
There's a little chance I look back and you can also call spot on to get really lucky. This is exactly a
I mean, that didn't make any sense.
Fetus, honestly, just fuck yourself.
Yeah, I have no clue.
Four, six.
I'll go back to pressing buttons.
Let this table remember.
That's the five out of six.
Five out of six.
We'll see if I would be able to press it.
I mean, six is y'all, Fetus.
Yeah, I might have a six or two.
Yeah, yeah, but we can eliminate him right now, man.
Why don't you tell me the real number?
Even the real number got dammit!
Ah fuck it! I'm calling you, man!
Hey, you fuckin' liar!
You fuckin'...
What the fuck?!
Tell me you don't got a six, tell me you don't got a...
Uh-oh!
Oh, that's bullshit!
Die, Mr. BB, die, die!
Mono, E-mono, Mr. Peter's Mono, E-mono.
The days return.
Error, let me start it off light.
Start off light, start off light.
Nice and easy now. Nice and easy.
Oh, that.
You just know, Janus.
You are worse than me, and that's saying something.
Call the liar on the sex one.
Call the liar on the sex one.
Go ahead, Mr. Chirpinico.
Mr. Fields, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Should we be go- uh, Mr. Fears, go ahead?
Go ahead.
The ball is in your hands.
The cards are in your court.
Go ahead, Mr. Fears, go ahead.
That is literally the worst thing he's gonna done for me.
Oh my god, we are so fucked.
Mr. Seventy-Four, do you have?
One, be sure.
Spot on!
Spock on!
No!
Wait, wait, wait.
That's me.
Yeah, that's you.
No!
No way, bro, there's no way!
Oh my God!
You weren't lying!
No!
No!
No!
Oh my God!
No way, bro. There's no way.
Oh my god. You weren't lying. Why would you tell me the truth?
That's the point.
You're an asshole.
You can't tell.
Hey.
Oh my god.
Don't hate the player. Hate the game.
Shit.
Liar's dice.
That was awesome.
Would I do a liar's dice?
Life's deck might smoke a lot of salt. What do we do boys? What do we do? I haven't tried sauce. What's that like?
It sucks
Yeah, but the kind doesn't work against each other it doesn't make sense when I think about
That's dude. Let's do the let's
Chaos edition. Let's do that one
Yeah, that helps
I lock it in lock it in
Fuckin' eight boys, lockin' eight boys.
Stop that, Walrus!
I'm ready to help getting three bodies out after this game.
You wanna give us a quick...
...explo, real quick?
Yeah, so basically you play the cards...
...and you win the game.
Wingscrab.
Oh, the king's table you lose some, some little, some...
Yeah, so how many kings do you have?
Ah, three kings at the king's table.
Oh, you got three kings?
Well, I got six kings on my hand.
Three kings at the king's table.
How lucky.
You're an awful lot of kings.
Yeah. I get it.
So you want to play King's because it's King's table right now.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
Only be fair to play King's.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'll play two Kings.
Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not.
Wait a minute. Wow.
You can't play your cards.
I'm gonna play King of the Jean stable
What?
Why did I just tell you guys what that card is?
What does that mean?
Wait, what? Did they change this?
What?
What does this mean?
I want you, Genji! I want you, Genji!
Wait, what does it mean?
No, no, no, no!
God damn it!
What does that mean, man?
What does that mean, man?
Hey guys, they must have updated the game. That's not how it's supposed to work.
You lay a chaos card and then if someone calls you a liar, that happens.
You lay up in the game?
I would call her a liar.
Okay, so here's the thing. I would call her.
She's lying.
I'm gonna make sure.
At the King's table.
It would only be there.
Read the patch, though.
Well apparently they're changing, boys. The chaos is used to play.
Jesus Christ.
I don't fucking believe you, Mr. Feed is bullshitting us all the time.
It's only, it's only suiting to play a king.
That's true.
That's true.
It is the king's table, Mr. Habibi.
That's when you want to play a king.
I would lie.
What if you don't got no more kids telling us that Habibi's card is an ace on your head?
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a call you.
A li'l, Mr. Feed is.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
You should've do that.
You should've do that.
You can't hustle a hustler.
You know what I'm saying?
You should have stopped Gingy Gingy!
Stop it!
I have three teams actually. Thank you very much.
There you go.
Bucket it, Bucket it, Bucket it.
You're saying you got one more team?
Bucket it, Bucket it, Bucket it, Bucket it, Bucket it.
We're still going with the same hand? What?
That's kind of fucked up, man.
Wait, what is going on?
I have no clue.
I have no clue.
A king at the king's table.
Call this out of town.
You ain't no way.
You got another king.
Wait! You gotta call him Venus!
You can't remember Venus!
There's no way!
He's calling now.
There's no way there's that many kings on the table.
You got that many kings?
That's like 16 kings.
That's a lot of kings at the king's table.
Yeah, there's a lot of kings at the king's table.
You can only get a device if she's here at the king.
There's a lot of kings at the king's table.
A lot of kings.
Yeah.
Get a load of it.
Oh, it's a king.
I literally had three kings, bro.
I told you guys I had three kings.
Why would I fucking lie?
I had to get them.
I had to get them or I would have been in trouble.
She's not the worst person.
Shoot your job.
Shoot your job.
What do you got?
Ooh, a queen's table.
Ooh, you got a queen?
It would only be fair to play a queen.
It's still going?
We're gonna have cars!
Lie, I think you're right. You know what?
Wait, what the fuck? I didn't want to call him!
I didn't want to call him!
I didn't call him!
I didn't call him!
It's the last car at the table!
Oh, that's so gross! I had a queen on me!
I had a queen!
Oh!
That's tough. That's tough. It is a little bit harder than it is to do this one.
That'll happen.
Now I'm locked in. You guys go down.
Ah, three queens at the queen's table.
Hear that, Gigi?
Gigi, how many queens do you have?
I have three queens.
You too.
Well, we're fine.
Rough rough.
All right, it's all right.
All right, well, okay.
I'm going to call this fat bitch.
I'm going to call this fat bitch the second he puts that card down.
I will literally waste no seconds.
Well, you should have learned your lesson.
Wait.
Let's go.
You want to give it to me?
I didn't.
Oh, my God.
No.
You're not lucky this time, Val.
You're not lucky this time.
I did, I did.
I wasn't paying attention.
A queen at the queen's table!
What do you think, Genji?
What do you think?
Hmm, I don't know
Who knows who knows Jamesy, you never really know do you?
He's gonna be a bad card again. He's gonna be a bad card again
He had two queens you would have played one right now, but he's actually you get and he would never expect me to call him twice
No, I've got three queens at the Queen's table was
I'm calling my doubt can't hustle the hustler see that Genji guys what's the
number of my head what's the number above my head two out of six I'm fine I'm fine
really don't for me that last one has to be
I mean it has to be caught on the second I'm gonna play queen I think she's gonna
call me to see complete silence makes suspicion rise super high I'm not gonna
see oh fuck we're gonna call we're gonna call we're gonna call get say you
calmest we're gonna calmest we're calmest refuse other detectives but did I say
Yeah, you did say that
No, I didn't say that, I just said that
I'm pretty sure you said that
No, no, no, I did not say that
We're caught up, we're caught up boys, we're caught up, we're caught up, we're caught up
Oh, it's a queen, oh, it's a king's table
Oh, shit
I gotta do it, I gotta do it
Oh, shit, it's a king's table
Sorry, we win the reminder
I knew it, I deserve that
It's alright
I'll take my responsibility
I died, I died, I died
Someone for once!
Yeah
Right now all we do is simply ask Gigi what her cards are because she doesn't lie for some reason
Is she live?
I think that's the first time I lie
I think that maybe actually the first time you lie
Now listen Gidi. I hate to do this to you chief but go ahead and
Cheeser
Liar
What the f- why does it automatically do that?
No, no.
Oh, and did you go-
Still got luck.
AAAAAAAYYYY!
Are we fucking serious?
Eh, yeah, yeah, too easy.
Too easy.
That's how you do it, boys. That's how you do it.
Oh
Three new focus we do poker please God. I think everyone kind of knows how to play
Are two books you poke? Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Let's give me some poker
If I won all the games so far or no
One the poker game you want the other ones all the dice and deck. I think right by the way, JT
That's what happens when you lie karma will come and get you
All right, this hopefully this is a lesson. Oh, this is a lesson that never lie again
in this game yeah but so I thought I would try well how'd that work out for
you not too good not too good jiggie not too good yet but I got fetus for you
thank you miss jiggie thank you miss jiggie god damn it what did I do I'm not
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
I wish I had asked you to see her crimes at the end of the round.
Right before the end.
Ooh, double diamond, double diamond.
Leave me alone! I'm just a bad liar, okay?
Double diamond, double diamond.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Double diamond, see some diamonds, see some diamonds.
We're gonna call, we're gonna see the river, see if we got some diamonds.
Rossi, chords.
You have three cards off the drone. I'm pretty lucky.
Stare at it.
I call you...
Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
What she got, Mr. Habibi?
I fall, death is an old friend.
She with that flop is looking like. Let's see what that flop is looking like, boys.
Hello? Hello?
Hello, Mr. Peter, you're the funniest. You're the most entertaining streamer.
You're the good one, boss.
Eee, you beat it, pup!
You beat it, pup!
You beat it now?
Yeah, unfortunately.
Yeah.
Right guys, do we stay here?
I was just saying, do we still drink in the river?
I say we play the river!
I say, let's play the river!
I hope.
Mm-hmm.
Life's new first.
Let's play the river.
Let's play the river.
Let's play the river.
No, no, no.
No, we're not folding it.
We're not folding it.
We're playing the river.
We're not folding it, guys.
We're playing the river!
I gave you the gamble not be some Canadian like these
You know what, you know what, fuck dude, I'm going all the way.
Jeez, that's right.
Y'all got fucking seven seconds left.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out, chief.
I'm out.
I know that's a bluff, but I'm still out. I'm still out. I know that dog is bluffing, but I
Know you don't you have nothing you have nothing
I'm gonna be you
I don't hear
I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad.
I'm so drinkin'.
I'm so drinkin'.
Oh, are ya?
I killed him – I fucked with diamonds.
Not feelings.
What did you see?
Okay, never mind, I've misheard that.
Yeah, well that's what you should say, cause I've heard that too, boss.
That's insane.
Did you hear what she said? I was like, what?
I kinda heard that too.
Yeah, I don't know I was like, wow, that's a sexually charged climate game.
What's that pearl necklace you got?
Oh, I lost him.
We're two-eighths.
I gotta rest.
Yeah, this actually buy it.
This actually really good hand.
Damn, this is an old friend.
Yeah, that's an old friend.
I'm gonna grab some ice on that one.
Four immediately now and shit no way no four them it's over four get fucked four four four four and shit now
LOL shit now four six shit four four
Not can I see the river
I'm choosing the views
Not till I see the river boys
Oh really?
Wait or one river please
Why did she fall in the pool?
She's saying some weird shit.
Yeah, I had to think of it twice too.
She was going over this.
I've never played this character.
She's got a...
She has an itch that needs to be scratched.
The sound of it.
Feet is...
Die.
Habibi...
Die.
Jindy... Die.
I
Would not imagine what I have right now. Let me taste it. Maybe I
Can not be I cannot be the only reason I'm not going all in right now is to give you a chance of getting out of here
Oh, yeah, no, it is. Mm-hmm. Yeah
You just bigger hands being a you or me I've got really big hands taking my time. I've only got three fingers
What do you think you've got? You've got four fingers a week.
Oh, do I? No, I've got three.
Oh, you've got three fingers a day.
I've been working out. I've been doing leg day and stuff.
I think pretty doesn't mean weak sugar.
I
Guys
As much as I like to risk it. I don't think there's any reason for me to risk this one
I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go ahead. I mean there's literally nobody I mean there's no I
I've rolled the dice any chance I get there's no role in this guys
There's no role this time. There's no role
It doesn't make any sense. I can't win I can't win
I'll be fine though. I'll be fine. I'll be good boys. I'll be good. Don't worry about me. Do not worry about me. I'll be just fine. Don't worry.
Oh!
There we go. There we go. There we go.
What are you doing, Mr. Fetus?
this
that's what I'm doing
guys he's buffing all over the place
he's buffing all over the place
I'm not doing that I'm probably not doing that
not worth it
Jesus. What do you got, Genji?
I'm fine. I'm fine. It's just one, two, three.
I got an ace in a nine.
Thank you. He's back in Russia all the time.
It's just a lot of shit.
It's a battle happening.
Battle happening, battle happening, boys.
What I'm talking about ain't shit.
What?
Damn.
No way! He didn't hit you on the river.
Are you sure? Oh my god.
God!
That was crazy.
Look at that hand I had though, that was so close man, I had to try it, I had to try it.
That was crazy!
Well friends, you know it's uh sometimes you just gotta, you know it's like my grandparents
say, you know just get out there and make games, sometimes you just gotta go with your
guts.
I'll take care of your fair rescue program.
Thank you, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Look at that sunlight made it through the debris.
What? What? What? What? What?
That's a 5% chance of that.
What?
I'll see you in 7 days, dickhead.
That's right.
Yeah.
I'm getting contact.
What is going on?
What is going on right now?
I am the chosen one.
No way the guy is just jammed.
That is not the type of shit, Joe.
This is gotta be something crazy, eh?
I'm a shit, Joe.
I call.
I'm lucky.
I can beat fucking.
Lucky.
Fucking.
He throws it once every year.
He throws it once every year.
Fuck it.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Saved by the gods of this world.
I fuck for diamonds, not feelings.
What the fuck would you say?
You see?
You're not a gift.
You guys, I pressed the wrong button.
Do you understand?
I'm meant to press the play button,
And I pressed the full button.
If this killed me right now, after this fucker just survived a full chamber, I swear to God.
Thank God.
Oh my goodness.
Thank God.
Woo!
How was it close with what's that?
What's it close with that?
What's going on?
We're good.
We're good.
We got some devious hand to get into your hood.
We're good.
No, I don't.
I
Got it. I meant to I meant to press the the void button so I can talk to him and tell them that I was calling and I hit the
We have to have like a man anyway. He's like a what I can eat your seven
Yeah, I'm not saying
Well I mean you can lie, it's called lies, boss.
It's not called truth, it is faith.
That is truth, that is truth.
It ain't called deltas truth, boss.
I'm just, I'm so bad at lying.
You don't know I'm bad at lying.
What about you, Mr. Nut? What do you got?
I'm out of the game, you absolute toaster.
I thought I did.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm a calling, guys.
Call me a motherfucking toaster.
Yeah, yes I get.
Yes I do.
I don't even have any time.
Those are very good multi-functional items.
What, what, what functions other than toasting bread,
this is multi-function device out.
I would let it out, break it down for me to be in.
You can toast, toast your shrewdos.
You can toast beef patties.
I mean, name them patties.
So toasting, toasting would be a function.
Toasting, unless it's bathtub time,
it's not multi-functional bow.
a lot of things. You can post a ton of different things. You put pop tarts in there. Did you
see a blue patty in a fucking toaster? I said a Jamaican patty got done. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay. I was about to take that. I had to get off. You could toast a hot dog in there.
You put half a hot dog in a fucking toaster? No, I have to actually live life until you
put a fucking half a hot dog in each side of the toaster. Last time I hesitated I got
We're married.
Yeah, we would add nothing boys. We would add nothing. We're good. We're good.
We would add nothing boys. We're good. We're good.
Let's get two hearts. Do you remember if I found cards with two hearts?
No, I folded on the eight and the three.
You guys remember if my cards were two hearts?
Okay, we'll get one.
This is obviously a good form. This was a good form.
Some like some like that. It's what you to cause me some other fucking it's an appliance
You might want to play your cards very carefully here. That's right
He's going down just cutting my cock off with scissors
I mean you could be as clip fetish what do you got? I take off with scissors. What do you got?
I lose this hand. I will cut my charge. What you got cuz he can't get out of it now
It's over. Oh my goodness over
I
Come I can't switch my shit
That's right
Besides when you got if you only have one heart, please don't you don't alley up one side
Okay, this I'm still gonna win it though a side
Stop that right now.
GG, that was a little bit of a no-god-changer right now.
I'm winning.
I'm getting out.
Oh, hey!
That's fucking nasty.
Hell yeah.
That's nasty.
That's a nasty boil.
That's a nasty one.
There's a trillin' nasty public.
Did you see that?
Is that Senatory?
Is that Senatory or what?
That's nice.
That's good.
That's nice right there.
That's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
I
Alright, let's do you be being with Jimmy, what you got? What do you got?
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I got. I got a fucking power shitty ass in but I got
Did you what what are you kind?
Times just what are you?
it's not a good hand all right all right pretty doesn't mean I'm gonna show
guy mr. Peter said he cut his own cock if he lost play
He's a good, he's a good, he's a good...
He's a good, he's a good...
He cut his own cock off, jacked...
Being...
Be ten, Jack...
Ten Jack,
Being kid.
So we would deed...
Be ten...
Man.
Ten.
So we'd deed a queen, and then a ace, or a die.
I don't think I'm one in this box.
you'll be fine
you'll be fine
give it to him jenji
no no i think i said
no you'll be fine jenji
you'll be fine
don't fall jenji you'll be fine
don't listen to him
i think i got fooled
i have a 10 and an 8
oh good job
you got a 10 and an 8
how many shots are in there is that an 8
yeah alright
I'm glad you're here.
No, no, you're all right.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Got it.
Oh, my god.
We'll get him on the next one.
OK.
We got here.
Is it good?
Does it seem good?
Is it good?
That is really good, that guy.
Oh, the future...
Oh, the future that putrid...
...as terrible old...
Single.
Not till I see the flower...
Not till I see the flower...
Not till I see the flower...
...or not till I see the flower-
Hee hee!
Not till I see the flower-
Hee hee!
Oh, that is a trust, you trust me.
You trust me as a baby.
Oh, a baby.
Ah, skulls, information, plastered on a plate.
Find out, congratulations, Mr. Highthouse, congratulations.
Ah.
Oh, I know I was a mutant.
I had just plastered on a plate, by the way.
If you get to know me.
I call.
Ah, fuck it, I call.
Fuck it, I call.
I think it's worse than this.
Ehh, oh, shi-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
My nap time is eight.
Eight motherfuckers...
Any motherfuckers got an eight.
Ten?
Let me just jack quits.
You got me through a bunch of shit, say it.
Start time jobs.
I start my free time jobs on Monday.
Ehhhh, yeah!
I'll stay the song back.
American dream, more than American dream!
Oh, yeah
Trust me come on
Delivers come on. I'm calling this. I'm calling this. I'm calling this
I've got myself a hand of a lifetime or maybe a hand of a lifetime
I'm just when you see this here. You are gonna you're not even gonna recognize what I've got
I switch
Yeah, we just call bluffing
Oh, man, I don't like this at all
Let's go
You don't want to swap the three yet
See but if you swap it for nine or in ten and then the fourth card matches what we swapped it to
We're screwed, but if we wait for the fourth card and it's a nine or in ten we can swap it to the other one
I'm taking my chances.
I switch.
I call.
I'm calling.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
Call.
I
Don't this table
Yeah, no, I'm the quiet on this table
I am out. I am out of here. I'm out.
Guys, it's getting me most duty cards, Mr. Nudge.
What?
Ew!
Ah, it's fucking disgusting!
What do you got, Jenkins? It's me and you now.
I think I'm gonna fold.
How would you fold?
I feel like you have a queen and I only got an eight.
I can't do that, please.
I will then speak truth.
Wait, you have a queen?
I got a queen A, actually.
I know this is called lies, Bob, but I'm being truthful.
This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
This is too bad.
Babe is targeting me because I'm a peanut.
I already won.
That was like three bad ends in a row.
You got this.
easy easy easy yeah I'm so dead I'm sure you'll be a white give me the finger
why are you gonna do it I'm not good looking all-he-lucky so I don't know
about the whole finger situation I'm gonna let's slide this one time I don't
know what that was a bad I'm sorry boss
why are the angles in this place so horrible they fucking soft angles suck I
can't see anything wait oh I see okay let go seven and a half
Oh, I've seen the jack ten.
She's got a seven and a nine, and Genji's got a double ten.
Pocket ten, pocket ten.
Pocket ten, pocket ten.
Pocket ten, chop it.
Well, well, well.
You tried to give me the French whiskey, I said.
If the fourth gave me the real scent.
Taking my chances.
Okay, all right, Mr. Hinox, you you calm down on that airplane. I know it's before the air marshal gets involved chief
Okay, they got your earphones seconds. Can you take off your ear?
Can you take out your earphones for a second on that plane? Hi, Mr. Hinox. Can you take out a?
You take
You take your earphones out on that plane for a second, Mr. Hinox. We'll be on speaker. Could you be on speaker real quick?
We'll be on speaker real quick. You mind?
Well, well, well, well, you know what, Gen. G, how BB has a gun! How BB has a gun! And
so does Gen. G, and that's the way the game works, guys.
So all four of us have a gun, and so it's like poker, but it's like money, like it's
kind of like a farm to trace on poker where you know it's like guns and what do
you mean no no no if anybody didn't understand the game I should split it
right there I did that I'm fucking folding then I'm folding I have to
two tens in my hand
but nothing on the board
ain't no way you got two tens in your head
i don't believe that
die die die
i really do have two tens
ain't no way
no i swear i actually did have two tens
what's that mean looking bear
right at the fucking exit of this train car
you see him?
right over there
two
Maybe you hold up your cards for a second much
Hey, you wanna see?
We uh, we can you see him now miss miss nut?
I can't see that left like you hold it up a little bit longer
Yeah, I'm old. Oh, I got it. Oh you guys. You better not send this fucking message to Jim.
All I can see is question marks, P. How do you how do you see the cards?
Uh, it's just a glitch. Sometimes the game lets you see it and sometimes the game doesn't.
I clean it in two-
Taking my chances.
Yeah, hold up. Wait, can you give me four, five, six, seven, eight?
I just go all in.
I just go all in. Wait, no, wait, no.
We go
Oh my god, he's playing the river. He's playing the river boys. He is playing the river
He's playing the river
I'm done. I don't have anything.
Well...
Right now they don't reason. Oh my goodness.
Wait, why did you go all the way?
You was baking on the 7th, you was baking on the 7th.
God damn it, I thought you, I thought I was bluffing.
I just did that to get you back from the game.
This is 100% Halal, you know gambling is Halal 100%.
I don't think gambling is Halal.
I'm pretty sure it's Agbar.
Allah, who Agbar, I got this, ain't no way, I got a 5% chance.
You know what, I'll tell you what, I'm just allowed to say it.
You died.
No, July 4th is 4th.
I
Feel how to say that second one
All right, one back in me one last give me and then I'm getting off and get myself a fourth of July delicious burger
Oh, dude, okay. All right. I'm down.
Wait, Decker, poker, dice, and slots. What do we think? What do we think?
I like the poker. I still haven't tried the slots. I don't know how it works.
So I'm down to keep sticking with poker.
And also cheers. I don't know if you guys are still drinking.
I'm getting where we should do slots. The probably slots is a lot of guys don't understand it.
They are like watching.
Oh, what is it?
Slot, the way it works is you have a stop machine in front of you.
You pull the lever and it gives you four different symbols.
One of each of a deck of cards.
The hearts, the spades, the clubs, or the diamonds.
You want as many hearts as you possibly can.
You know, reveal one of the four symbols that you got to the enemy so that you can guess how many you have.
you want to glide and say you have more than the number of hearts you have but
again you risk you know getting called out as a liar. Once you have five
hearts you can then press F and it'll execute the person that has the least
number of hearts. It makes sense. Pretty R&G and I'm about it. I'm down. I'm down.
Now that I've explained it, do you guys still watch Slot?
I'm about whichever one you down.
Yeah, you decide, man. You just decide.
Calm down.
Because I feel like more people understand poker.
I know a lot of guys in China say Slot right now, but this, more than the guys in China,
there's also just people sitting on their TV and watching it in their bedroom.
And I feel like more people understand poker.
Let's do let's make the last game broken. Let's make the last game. I gave everyone understand
Good choice. Good choice. I like that
Very considerate
You should gamble for real thank you how that's thank you enough thinking for your insightful drunk plain wisdom
I'll have the air attendant bring you your fifth whiskey
You piece of shit.
The last one before the last one.
What is that bad head?
Hey, should we...
I'm not sure you're gonna go watch some music.
You ever watch music before Ms. Fetus?
Coward phone.
Oh, we've watched a little bit of music. What kind of music are you watching?
I got...
I'm watching
My
What do you got what you got mr. Oh, I've got pocket aces
Which is a term that I just learned from my bongalitters it means double aces
I'm not done. I'm not a fuck. I'm not let me tell you something.
I'm gonna tell you something, son of a bb.
Tom Braden Walrus over there, alright, is gonna close these blinds and lock these doors.
We're gonna have ourselves a sensual private moment just between the two of us.
We can share our love for each other.
You guys got this.
Staying up for that, Mr. Nut.
I said...
I'm swapping taking my chances I
Switched
Hold on now
Wait a minute. Hold on now. Wait a second. Oh
Don't boys wait a minute. Hold on wait a second something right
something a right
SHOW ME RIDE!
You see the king, boys?
See the king?
We'll get ourselves a strafe, we'll win the game, find a big pot of food.
This game is stupid, I literally just changed my card to the same exact fucking card because the other two were so bad.
I call.
I only kneel if I'm choosing out of you.
She's kicking my chances.
See a king don't worry about that somebody can some nerd run the numbers free
What are the percent chances that I get a king in those two next cards? What are the percent chances see window?
I call that God for
What percent wow almost a straight flush on the table
You know what, it's time to call all in, obviously.
It's time to call all in, obviously.
No way!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Guys, I say we go all in.
I say we go all in, boys.
Let's stop the yip-yap.
Let's stop the yip-yap.
It's time to flavor it.
Yeah, let's stop all this fucking little Nancy shit. This is Nancy shit. Let's stop
He's got the ten of hearts. Wait hold on Genji
Well, I thought we were gonna go together. I don't have anything
What the fuck? I'm sorry
Oh
You just come here with what's there pal you just come here with one bad you're coming to my house
God's been on my side for a long time
I got two
We suck what he's sorry by he's sorry by watching me down you said by watching me down
It's just like oh god, please be on my side in the way
All that one
He's off to dog heaven now boys. It's just us three
Already
I can't be seen all in all in either back dead man 10 what's a dead man?
Is that another term?
I haven't-
Is that- Is that another term? I don't-
I haven't heard that one before. Is that-
Is that a real term?
I'm not gonna back off now.
What's a dead man's hand?
I'm indeed.
Notoriously bad hand.
Still seein' the flop, bitch.
Still seein' the flop.
I'm STILL WAITING FOR THE FLOP!
I'm still here, boys! I'm not fuckin' leaving!
I'll not leave it!
I can't. I only kneel if I'm choosing the view.
We need a four or a five of hearts.
I see we wait till that fourth card is flipped and then we switch to the eighth.
Where's he went that?
What's he got, Mr. Phoenix? What do you got?
I thought I'm not gonna back off now.
I call.
I got this beautiful...
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
One, two, three, four.
Guys, we just swapped this out for a heart.
We swapped this eight out for a heart.
We swapped eight out for a heart.
We would be easy.
We would be easy.
As long as no one calls it all in, we're fine.
He called it all in, we can't talk.
Do I have a big fridge?
I might be doing a little cooking.
You're cooking? You're cooking cheap?
I might be doing a little cooking.
A little bit of cooking.
Ooh.
I like cooking.
What? What? What? No cooking.
Ah, the laughing.
Ah, the laughing.
Is that for Genji?
I don't know.
I don't have anything good.
I don't know.
Hi, Mr. Fetus.
Mono...
E...
Mono...
We meet again, my friend.
Alright.
Meet again, we meet again.
Go ahead, Mr. Fetus.
The cards are at your court.
I'm gonna...
Yeah, I'm gonna throw down.
I throw down?
Throw it down?
Throw it down?
Respect.
Very respect.
taking my chances.
I switch.
Well, gentlemen, we're dead.
But I will say, if we luckily somehow get a jack
on this next one, we have a straight.
Like this?
Vrassi calls.
Oh
He's you better be fucking ready
If you don't go all in I'm going all in I'm telling you this right now if you don't go all in I'm going all in
I just don't put it in my eyes. That's all I ask of you. Please.
I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! You got my blood team.
What do you have, Beast? What do you have? What do you have?
Absolutely. Dude, I was going for the straight, and I almost had it.
I almost had it.
I was going for the stretch!
Don't worry, P.S., I will not die.
If you miss a chance, P.S., I will not be dying.
Adelape, boys, Adelape.
Alright, boys.
I am.
Jesus.
Tuck it out.
I think I'm about to go hit the burger stand.
Oh, I'm jelly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Thank you very much.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what did you have on that stand?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
I hit a straight minus one card.
If I had a nine or an eight, I would just flush.
What were the cards?
What were the cards?
Well, I almost had a straight flush minus the eight.
What were your cards?
I was missed a Jack or a ten Jack Queen cane.
What were your cards?
Jack ten Jack Queen King. That's right. You had three gods
No, ten Jack what were your cards?
That's what the cars were the two cars in your hand. What were they? Oh, I don't remember honestly a jack-in-a-king
I think okay, so I would have literally want that I had an ace. I I get up
I cannot believe that I cannot believe that
Well, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Yeah, that's a lot of fun.
GG's, gentlemen.
GG's, boys.
GG's.
Have a good night, gang.
Have a good night.
GG's.
I hope you guys have a good evening.
Happy Fourth of July.
Hey, I still got two EMPs.
Just saying.
Congratulations.
Good night, gang.
Good night, guys.
Thank you.
All right, boys.
Get in the pub.
Get in the pub.
All right, guys.
Thank you.
All right, boys.
Get in the pub.
Get in the pub.
Get in the pub.
I cannot believe we just got hustled.
I cannot believe we just got hustled.
We would have literally won if we had gone all in right there.
I cannot believe that.
Well, gentlemen, I'm going to go get the tastiest burger.
Obviously, Dornash.
I am a no-position vehicle man.
I do the vehicle.
I'm going to do a quick Dornash, a sweet and spicy bacon burger.
They can burn a large fine large Coke three spicy ketchums and maybe a side of the Buffalo
Wings.
You never know.
You never know.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Hmm.
Quick 600 dollar door.
No.
No.
It's going to be a very, very cost effective.
A diet Coke.
That there's a communist gentlemen.
Right there is a Russian Communist, boys.
Right there.
You don't take Kevin, a Russian Communist, right here, pussy!
I thought I'd let it rip one more time, boys. I thought I'd let it rip one more time.
Can I get oh fuck you fetus? I'm supposed to be beating fuck you fetus. You're not supposed to be you're not supposed to be hearing me right now
Tonight bro. Thank you. Good. I'd be having a good night boy. Have a good one
All right boys. I'm getting up
Get up
Happy 4th and July boys. Happy 4th and July. Good night everybody. I'll see you on Monday
I'll see you on the Monday boys
God speed
God speed boys
Good night. Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Good night now everybody. Rest up. Rest easy now boys. Rest up now boys. Rest up. Rest easy now gang. Rest easy. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs fuck your ass.
I get out get out down get out good night good night get out get out good
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That's a little early, wait.
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