TheBurntPeanut
CHIVALRY 2 | RANDOM GAMES TODAY | w/ Hutch & Coco & Habibi & Pheetus | #BUNGULATE
07-08-2026 · 7h 38m
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I'm a bitch, I'm a man
I'm a black man, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Sorry about yesterday, so oopsie-boopsies,
oopsie-boopsies, honestly, I thought it was the drinkin'
that I did.
I usually don't drink on Sundays, but it was, you know,
Fourth of July, well, it was Fifth of July, I suppose,
so I got a little crazy.
But now, I'm starting to think it wasn't that,
I'm not back up to maximum power just yet,
but I'm at like 75%.
I'm at like 75%, I'm feeling much better
much better than I was yesterday.
I think we're good, I think we're good.
Boys, but tonight, I'm not muted!
I'm not muted. This is no way. This is no way to help the sick and the and the elderly
I'm four thousand years old, and I'm still kind of sick. You are treating the sick and the elderly poorly
This night you're going to hell. You're go. I checked with Jesus, and he said this is not a good thing to do
Which I said I was saying something right before that. Oh, yeah
Today honestly boys, I still feel a little walkie and I was thinking I was like guys
I don't want to play any game that I usually play. I don't want to play
CS 2. I don't want to play 8-picks right now. I don't want to play sand. I don't want to play any games
I usually play. I want to play some random shit all night long and just have a good time
So we're gonna play we're gonna play random games start with silver refuel. I know it sucks. They don't have prox hat boys
I'm not gonna lie to you didn't I am still pissed about that
I am still pissed whoever made that decision at that company should be fucking fired. I mean what an idiot
What a fucking idiot?
But I heard it's still a good game. I heard it's still a good game hot spots is what we have a good time. We have a good time
Exactly exactly now boys
I honestly play it to get to it because everybody's waiting for me. I got Cocoa hot speed is and a BB right here
Let's get a man. Let's get a man. Oh
Oh, hello everybody. Hello.
One, two, three.
Oh, you're shagging around now.
Honestly, I'd like to see this announcement for right now,
because I just told you what we're doing.
Now, I'm going to tell you again so that everybody can hear it.
Um, we're going to be playing with you guys.
I, right, unless there's a problem with that,
I've never really played this game. Can they, can they hack us?
They did it?
No, I don't think so. I don't think so.
Okay, all right, okay, so we I kind of was unprepared. I knew you had to buy a server
So we're just gonna take one of somebody else's server by a server. Yeah, you did buy a server from the triangle
Okay, oh fuck you. I tell fuck you
No, no, we just want to serve we join a server. We take it. Oh
Zero people and we're gonna take it we're gonna see was someone else is paying harder money for a server that no one else
using and we're gonna steal it and give them zero dollars in return what do you
guys think no we're giving them free publicity and the number one server on
the game for the day that's true that well I don't know if that really helps
that guy out at all
I was trying to make it sound good
Mr. Blinbuck!
Magic! Magic!
You can't see any of you across the battlefield!
I was just thinking wait what if we do this what if we pick a king but two no sorry two kings out of
this group of five and they're on separate teams and we play that game on how she said what was it
what was it called where you take the king or whatever your travel no I don't know the exact
Game mode name, but it's freakin sick. Oh guys. What's the game? I'm having a sense of it. Okay. What's the game mode?
Where there's a king and then you like kill the king and you become the king?
Regicide, Regicide
Wait, how many teams is registered is it still only two or how does it two teams?
Okay, teams once defending once attacking the one defending if you reach all the way to the king you become that king
Okay, that's the most kills on the opposing squad does
Oh my god, wait one life sounds awesome like search
Those are awesome
Okay, we can actually cook with this.
We can cook, we can cook, we can cook, we can cook.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So I think what we do is we go play,
we go stand alone servers,
and then we sort by players and make sure there's zero.
And then, is that what it's called?
Last team standing?
Last team standing, that's the game mode
where you only get one life.
Okay, is that the one?
Yeah, last team standing.
Wait, so let's all do one right now.
Wait, I see NA central last team standing
dash two zero zero zero five one zero seven six.
Why are you telling?
Why are you telling?
I think, right?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Okay, I'm gonna have my screen pick a new one.
You can do it.
Okay, yeah, we have to pick a new one.
Sorry, my bad, my bad, let's pick a new one.
Oh my God, there's one right here.
Okay, hold up, wait, wait, wait, wait, here we go.
I'm gonna text you guys each which one it is, okay?
Yeah.
If we can't all join with this we'll just restart and we'll add and we'll get it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. It's this one here
Is there a search function where you guys can type this in?
No
There's a rent to server function. I might just go ahead and do this
Well, so you see that's the thing is it takes you to the Toronto which I'm chill if you want to buy one right now
But I feel like it would take like by 30 minutes to figure out how to send that out. If we enjoy it tonight
I'll put gab on it tomorrow. Well, you know actually Neutrado is pretty good about like making stuff user-friendly
I bet you can just buy one right now, and there's a button that just says flash team standing free for all you just click it
You press die
Maybe let me we do that. I'll send this I'll sit on let me send this to gab. You might be able to whip it up for us
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so don't forget you mean right now
Yeah, so everybody joined the one that I just sent how do I how do I search that is lost it
Okay, go to advanced filters, and then it'll have a little thing you can click go to my name. Oh, there it is
Yeah, okay one servers and then yeah, man's filters
Everybody join that one go ahead
We do it every day that I'll release it. I'll release it to the game
Yeah, sounds good. I'm getting it right now
As soon as you told you yeah, this is a nerd
Yes, because I'm a nerd though. Is everybody in I'm joining. I'm in I'm in
Fiat, you ready?
Fiat, are you ready?
Fiat, are you ready?
No, I'm not.
Fiat, you, it's in your dm's
join quick, because it's going to get pretty fast.
No, people are already
already joining Fiat, you have to
ride on team.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh, there's like level 1000s joining.
You can hit the level 1000.
Yeah, there's one level 1000.
Fiat, join the game.
I don't see anything. I'm just looking at the map itself.
Are you at the game or not?
Uh, not yet. I'm trying to join right now.
Oh, my God.
Okay. All right. Here's the server name boys.
NA space central space dash space last space team space standing space dash space two zero zero zero five one zero seven six.
That is the server name.
I think my game is bugged.
I probably should put that in no pet.
It's bugged.
Everything's moving right now, but I just see the math. I can't click on anything
I can't do it. The server didn't start yet, Hudge. We're about to start.
Yeah, I'm fighting already.
I'm fighting already. Do you guys see my name?
We're here, yeah.
You guys use the server name right here.
There it is.
I'm paying out, I'm here.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait!
Ahhhh!
Oh my god.
Where do we go? Where do we go?
We gotta fight him Pino, we gotta fight him!
Oh, we ran a blue and we ran a blue!
We're red, we're red, they're blue!
Oh, yeah!
Fuck these kill me!
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
I'm so mad, bro.
Oh.
Ooh.
These guys are geared at you.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh my god. Oh my god. All right. That's it for me. All right.
All right. All right. Well, that was all right. We gave it our best. We gave it our
all, guys. We gave it our all, boys. We gave it our all. That's what matters most. That's
what matters most. Except for silly. You're the captain.
What to do? Everybody!
Charge!
I'm having boys!
OOOH!
Got one real good, got one real good!
Okay, all right
Okay, the left and flank is actually very strong. The right flank is weakening. Regroup at the left and flank!
Oh, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm the best strategist I've ever seen.
Oh, we completely decimated the left and flank. Left and flank is what a hundred percent hard boys.
Everybody from the left flank, go right to the right of the flank!
Okay, I'm on your team, you definitely should.
Yeah!
Yeah! Get out!
Which, I like you pretty good at this, yeah.
I didn't get it, I didn't get it.
I didn't get it, I didn't get it.
Yeah, okay, all right, okay, we'll do it some of these we'll do it some of these we'll do some of these all right back to the lobby
I'm not lucky. No, no, no, no, I'm not
And let me
Fuckers this guy
My face
That's my team. Oh shit. Oh
Yeah, I was on the red team
Yeah, I was in the red. Do you think
Yeah, I'm figuring out. I'm not doing anything
I'm back to the lobby. I'm back to the lobby. I got a little confused there. I forgot which team we were on.
All right, I'm gonna send you guys a new
server.
Wait, actually, there's one right here that says mixed modes. I think it's swatch. Do you wanna do that?
Yeah, I think that could be fun, so we could try everything out.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, I'm texting you guys the new name.
I have to type it out because you can't copy that thing.
But there you go.
Did you defeat us?
Did you hit BBs?
Did you hit the huts?
Did you hit the coconut?
All right, there we go.
There we go.
All right.
Make sure this is working.
You have to attack way earlier.
No, I'm the commander.
If the commander dies.
I'm joining.
I'm joining.
That's bad.
That's bad.
That's really bad.
We gotta, guys, we gotta see if you're hot.
We gotta stay alive.
Hey, this is it.
I think this is the mode I was telling you about.
Is everybody in?
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in.
Not the same penis you though, P.
Hey, that was not coming up for you, Mr. Phoenix.
Uh, okay, there it is.
Yeah, it's my ping.
Bibi, are you in?
I'm licking the server. I'm licking the server. Here we go.
Baby, switch over to the blue team.
Baby, should we all be on one team?
Yeah.
We should defend. We should defend.
I'm licking the server. I'm licking the server.
I'm licking it. I'm licking it.
That's the server. That's the server.
NA South Central 64 player mixed modes.
Where are you boys?
Who's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
Got a halber
They're all dying
Yeah, you don't need that no boy
Yeah, you don't need that no boy you don't need that no boy
I'm coming
You won't believe it, I just fell to my death off the side of the mountain.
I killed them where they stand.
Hey, how you doing, bud?
Be charged!
I'm coming up, coming up, coming up, coming up.
That's so nasty.
All right, I'm to your left, I'm to your left.
I see you, baby.
I see you coming up, coming up, coming up, coming up.
Come on, man, boy!
Let's go boys!
You throw the cannon!
Can't you man?
Reason one...
Getcha!
Oh shit!
Oh, he's cooking up me!
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh shit!
Jesus Christ, he's got your sharpenshits!
We gotta walk and hold him back like medieval times, back to back, we fight our sides.
That's how to watch with weapons, just weapon shots.
Just shoot.
Just shoot?
Yes, you can have any weapons, you can shoot different classes.
You can play like a vise game, you can play all kinds of shit.
What the fuck was that?
Did you see that edge?
I just got hit by a catapult, slowly across the map!
Get him!
I'm coming, I'm coming with it!
Let it!
I'm sending him off, P!
Hey, how do I send him off?
I'm going to fight you guys!
He's like little warlords.
I'm going to get him.
Yeah!
Now, fuck up!
Come here, P!
I'm level one I have no other weapons
We have any slabs
No, I'm only level one I kitchen classes
No, it's how you does let me
I got the catapults.
Dude, what is that one?
Hold him back.
Watch out behind you!
All your cube eyes are already taken.
More copies since the end.
Oh, yeah, I made it E.
Get him!
Catch him right here.
Get him!
Yeah, you should buy this.
Yeah!
I'm crazy, I'm crazy!
get up hey get up well i just head sliced two guys in the road
yeah
i hit him i hit him
guys guys guys behind you these guys are good these guys are good
wait where are we now we're gonna be waived
No we're gonna defend the f***ing...
Pushing us, P, we're gonna defend the banners.
Oh, we're defending, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Hold the line!
Hold the f***ing line!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I think he went to the capture to set points, we're doing good, we're doing good.
He's gotta keep him back.
I'm gonna open that archer, I'm gonna open that archer.
Archers, man, that son of a b***h is mad!
That son of a bitch is mad!
Yeah!
Die you son of a bitch!
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Okay, all right, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Lock it, lock it.
Oh, they're entering the town, I think, guys.
Hold them back!
Hold them back!
Right behind you, be sure to keep your eyes open.
Right behind you, Mr. Hibibi, Mr. Coconut.
Let's go!
How do you do the rally cry? How do you do that?
Oh, she's-
YEEEAAAHHH!
Wait, what?
You're not a mammoth, boy! You're not a mammoth!
You're not a mammoth, boy!
This is what I'm trying to get away from!
YEEEAAAHHH!
How do you like that, Poochie?
Get ya' out!
Oh, shit!
Oh
I want you, you son of a bitch!
Oh
Nobody that nobody's at the prank
The Kraken, the Kraken!
The Kraken, the Kraken!
The Kraken!
The Kraken!
Stop the fucking Kraken!
Shit!
What the?!
Oh my god.
You gotta go to the corner, you gotta go to the corner, you gotta go to the corner.
Keep control of the corner.
Stupid bitch.
You gotta crank on my wife, now.
No change.
No change.
Yeah!
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna fall back a little bit.
I think I'm on fire.
Guys, is it just me or everybody else?
I will fall back a little bit. I think I'm on fire.
Guys, is that just me or every time I get killed, my game freezes like a second?
Yeah, just you.
Actually, that's how I know I killed him because my entire game freezes for a whole second.
I think you're doing just the graphics settings, baby. The War Graphics.
Or maybe, for Jan.
It won't be Jan's class.
I can't change guys, I can be...
Oh yeah, good luck.
You can do it.
There's like...
Uh, there's like...
There you go.
Game shit, game shit, what's up, what's up?
What's I eat, what's I eat?
What's I eat?
Alright, we gotta fight each other.
How do I...
buttons. I got an archer. I got an archer. Oh, I don't feel like an archer.
Got one, got one, got one, got one. Yeah.
Come on, boys. This is our courtyard.
He's lost a courtyard. He's no longer our courtyard.
Okay. All right.
Okay. We got lucky. We got lucky.
Oh, there he is. Hold on.
Shoot the shooting.
That's how much longer do we fool lose.
How much longer do we fool lose?
That's our king!
That's our king! That's our king!
Protect the king!
Protect the king!
Protect the king?
Will you fucking move?
Protect the king!
get out of my way who will again oh that's that's a good guy that guy has
read on is he is he a spy?
he's taking the team to me
ehhh
duck-jump
oh
hey on your right
oh thanks
case you let me know about this I appreciate that
if I do an archer run I'd be like I should go and pull the bow back for a strong hit
The little just fires.
Is that the king?
Oh, I'm gonna take you.
No!
Get what?
Ah!
I think you're gonna get these guys
gonna have to stay on the stairs.
Gotcha!
I'm kinda loaded with the archer's sauce.
Look at this two-way grab.
Oh my god, I'm kinda loaded with the archer's sauce.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What's going on?
Give your life for the king!
For the king!
For the king!
What's going on?
Oh shit, that guy's red! Oh, that's his blind.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Oh, dude, you and something.
What the? What the hell?
Am I getting gene damage on purpose by that one guy?
I feel like there's this guy that keeps following me around to hit me.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Somebody's just giving us a lefty video.
Kill them once.
Yeah, this is why we need our own server.
They're taking. Yeah.
Yeah, I haven't even think about that.
I haven't even think about that.
Oh, oh.
Oh, he's trying to get me back.
I've probably done the most G.D. in terms of everyone.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
If anybody should be fair, then it should be me.
Oh, we could vote.
Yeah, we can't.
What? What was our king?
He's dead. Our king died.
We got to survive ourselves.
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
I don't have any guns. I don't have any ammo.
That's how the end of the game goes.
So if you win, you get to beat the shit out of the other team.
I'm just dead for you.
What the hell?
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I think I did good.
Is there a leaderboard in this game?
I think I did really good.
Good job.
Good job.
Yeah, I got 20.
You did better than the rest of his team.
Wait, what does T mean?
Is that 23 team guilds?
I don't know.
It's...
Escape from Paul, man.
Wait, okay.
His KOD is dead.
What is T?
Take the... Oh, take the...
Wait, what's the take down?
What's that?
I'm not going to lie to you with
archers cooking. It's cooking.
But when it's not cooking, it's not
cooking at all. As you look down
and I one, two, three, kill three
guys, boop, boop, boop, boop with
them. And then I went on to miss
about 30 shots. In my miss, I mean
hit no enemy and hit about 12 of
our own guys.
and hit about 12 of our own guys.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I can't!
Shut!
Oh my gosh, well different teams boys, good luck.
Oh! I got one!
I got one!
Do I read?
Or...
He might go, God, he's hot!
I'm your teammate, you dumb bids.
Okay, alright.
when the answer isn't it okay all right things are things are going a lot
good for me oh my god what's the hell
oh I'm trying to show you leave his voice oh what's up to me that is like
One of the button it is please leave guys, please
Does that guy have a fucking harmonica?
What is that do you see that one of them see someone's carrying around an instrument
Kick em, yeah, I look look at this guy in the middle. He's carrying around it. Well, I forgot what that's called
Don't go are you back in I'm gonna get a spot. Yeah
It's a harp. It's a harp. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I've got a guy killing me
on my own team. It looks like only he only didn't mean to do that. But he's just a good
guy or a bad guy. He's teal. Is that like the U.N.? Oh, shit. Okay. All right. Okay.
I'm not sure what's going on anymore. I'm not sure what's happening.
I've read I've read
Whenever you release the right click it just shoots wait all the way
Where do you get more ammo from you pick it up off the dead body today?
I'm not gonna try when he's crossed.
I'm doing it with this arse of things.
It looks nuts.
It's the limit, right Max?
Oh, okay, alright.
I'm like, come on.
It's okay.
Okay, we're still cooking, we're still cooking.
We're still cooking.
We're still cooking.
What if we got a private point, what do you need?
Wait, are we with a farm?
We support the box, peanut.
Hold on, wait, what if we vote to kick someone
that way he's cooking, I can join.
Yeah, you're gonna kick some of these guys.
Yeah, you're gonna kick some of these guys.
How do you want the kick? How do you want the kick?
How do you have 12?
Are you sure?
No, that takes a big check.
That takes a big check.
Oh, my sh**, he's got the harmonica again!
Take this harmonica, man!
Wait, kick him? Wait, uh...
Okay, I'm here.
Fuck that guys, specifically.
He's gone, he's gone, he's gone.
He's getting all fucked.
Did you make it?
The hell no, this is stupid.
Get someone else, get someone else, get someone else.
I'm going with the archer.
I'm telling you, I'm going with the archer.
Oh, shit.
Get someone out, get someone out.
Up!
Up!
He's far enough.
He's far enough to get me.
Hey, I've got it with the launcher!
Oh, shit!
Jump around, jump around!
UUUUUP!
UUUUP!
It's far enough, it's far enough me!
It'll be easier!
I'll be...
Jesus!
What?
I can't.
Maybe we're to lay your arrow.
Click on his name.
Retreat! Retreat!
Alright, yeah, K, K to kick, K to kick.
There's already a vogue going.
I already see a boat. Are you on the other team?
Oh, I hit, I hit to where I live to where I'm on fire!
Oh my god.
I'm gonna cook it. I'm gonna cook it. I'm gonna cook it out of here boys. Do you see those
I
She'd be mr. Eagle man
Oh my god, oh my god gonna get me so weak he's so weak
Oh
Okay, guys
I'm putting arrows in people's mouths. I'm telling I I I'm the quavius and they have body blue
I it is I am it's nothing it is it is doing nothing. It is doing nothing
I'm telling you I'm sorry you just shoot like 10 times
Do the axe bro. Do the axe. Fuck the archer.
The archer. Let me be archer.
Jump, jump!
Oh, the arch is so good.
Okay, alright, okay.
Okay, alright.
Okay, I like, okay, I like how when I shoot someone with a bow, it's as if I just sneezed on it, right?
Right, but if they shoot me with the bow, it's like I'm Japan in World War two
I just died halfway across the map myself one arrow from some bonkers
The blue guys
Yeah, but you gave me a guy's were fighting already
Wait wait wait, I believe I can buy a new bow
Why do you mean level 18? Never mind.
God!
Give Hutch a rack of lamb.
Or Gibbs Hutch a rack of lamb.
He's role play, he's role play.
Now that's the type of service I want.
Oh, oh, snip, snip.
Oh my god, oh my god, did you see that did you see that?
No, you wait no you okay
Do once again even shoot me in the head this guy's one shot you with a bow in the back
What the hell
I didn't know that was you, bro.
Oh my goodness!
Dude, work up there with that guy.
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Alright, obviously some double-digit numbers are set for me there.
I was, they made me look one way and then they attacked the other way.
This game is falling down.
I'm a little bit tactic-respecting tactic.
I
See a guy on a roof I see a guy on a ruby's blue. He's got one John. Is that you?
Oh, yeah, he was like a big running and swinging action.
Oh, boy, is he gonna win with, oh, shoot.
Oh, there's a guy with the flower again.
Guys, you're gonna win.
Who's on red team with me?
Hello?
Is anyone a red key with me?
That's fetus.
I mean, fetus, you're about to win.
Ten times in triumph.
Oh.
Where is the PY?
Look at this.
Oh.
Oh.
What the- where's your guy wearing?
Okay, I'm switching on one, dude.
I'm at it now.
I'm at it now.
I'm becoming a knight.
I'm becoming a knight.
We are a knight.
Fucked up, yeah.
Yeah!
Jump!
We're coming!
Help me!
Help me!
Just shout!
Oh shit!
The guy!
The guy!
The guy!
The guy!
The guy!
The guy!
The guy!
The guy help me!
These men are savages.
They're loyal to no country and no flag.
They only want blood.
They kill for the pure joy of it.
I see their king! I see their king! I did it!
Is that their king? Stop trying to give me a rose! Get out of here!
Give me that road!
Give me that road, you son of a bitch!
Where'd he go?
I'm gonna do this maze.
Stupid pussy.
Charge!
Oh shit! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I have no more gloves left, oh god!
Oh my god! Oh! These guys! These guys are good! These guys are good!
push your back or we should lose it
yeah we're waiting we're waiting we're pushing the bag
we're pushing nothing
we're coming
we're coming for the bomb death
what is that hooligan
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, sorry. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Guys, is there a way to, like, is there a way to, like, dodge, like, like, move left
and right, like, really fast? Like a, like, a, like, a parry?
Yes, space. Space. Space. Space.
That would be junk. That's junk.
No, no, no.
Look hard. Hold right click, and then press space, and we're back.
Oh, god. Okay, god.
And then if they keep blocking and you can anticipate them blocking press F and you'll break their blocks with a kick.
Ohhhh.
Okay guys, guys.
Oh shit.
Got one, got one.
Put your back!
I got a heal, I got a heal.
I got a heal.
You know what I cannot keep the pressure on them boys push it back into their bitch ass castle
We did one again
They didn't win nothing we're just pushing you back we fucking shot we just keep on
I
Hold up, wait a second, that may right.
Apparently, unknowing to me, I have decided my FAMARU.
So, I will be, I have decided my FAMARU greatly.
It appears.
I ran out of the desertion timer, is what I mean.
And I don't know if you've seen the animation for that, but...
It's a huge fight on the bridge.
I'm becoming, I'm becoming...
YEEKIT!
I simply sleep dead.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, the line!
Really quick manage.
Manage, quick manage.
Here we go.
That's an easy, nice, easy, slow to set a wedge rate.
I only have one fire again!
Is there a little sneak around?
Is that ground?
I've got a rock!
Oh!
Musician!
Watch out for that fucking bridge!
I like that where's the eye like that?
Yeah!
Oh!
Okay, let's speaky.
I've got to finish you up.
Those these rocks are sweet.
Oh, no way!
Oh, shit!
Oh
You watch this bitch I don't with you push I know you
That's you. I'm gonna get my money. I'll give it to him. I'll give it to him. I'll give it to him. I'll give it to him.
Oh my god
We did we get that one guy can't remember do we get to one guy?
Yeah, guys guys if you the boulders do like 82 damage that's 18 up a kill just grab the boat and throw them down at him
Let them have it
We actually are pushing them back
I'm telling you guys are good at the game.
You guys almost cut your game?
Yeah, we're almost done.
We're pushing it back,
hutching his leads and I'm losing by the number.
We are winning.
They are losing, they are losing.
They are losing in rapid phase.
Rapid phase.
I don't have to be the best of us.
Take that!
Hush, leave it.
got you got you got you got you got what you want
I'm on fire I'm on fire I'm on fire
oh my god
I'm gonna hit him open that one
we'll be back to the figurehead
Come on boys!
Charge!
Come on boys!
Charge!
I'm com-witted!
God-witted!
Oh,
You can throw your sword with G
Really you guys you even do your show with G
I'm calling the war horn!
Yeah!
No way you beat us, no way!
Are we actually going to win?
Yeah, you got one.
Can you tell coconut will you use you guys enjoyed it in same time? I already left I already left
I'm also putting you in that group chat with gav
Peanut whenever you want to join the server you can okay, okay? It's ready
Alrighty
Thanks, Mr. Hodge have a good one. Oh, yeah, let's let's leave and we'll join our own private server. Yeah
Mike on is it ready? Oh, Mr. Gake and Steve over drink is a boy good man. Good
And we've declared me the one good man, good man!
This game is fun. You never play this game.
I played like 15 minutes.
I played the first one.
Wait, Gabba's not texting me back here with the Surveyor.
You got to go to the Surveyor?
Yeah, we honestly have to leave for coconut anyways.
Let's go ahead and leave.
Gabba's not texting me back here with the Surveyor.
I don't know.
Oh, dude, this game is a...
it's I'm telling you guess that's it every keeps telling me to go to third person but I feel like that would rule the experience
Yeah, I see me force everybody you first person
Is there an option that we can that I can tell God to do on this every that courses first person
Kissing
You're going to Max Hallways fight on Saturday or you're going to be a bad friend
It's a trap question you see that guys. It's a trap question
That's a trap now. I'm trapped. That's like when that's like when they asked like like
You're never mind. I only I guess but like you know how much are we are we leaving? Yeah, we already left coconut was in the game
Oh, but me. No, don't be easy back for like 20 days. Okay. Are you back? Yeah, I'm here. We're on the lobby. Oh
Wait, wait, the guy says the server is ready
Hmm
That's I'm having a force first person and then what game would we play?
As we do the one life. I like the one life the most. Yeah, but
You want to try it?
Wait right now when you practice
Practice
You know I don't
Well, let's just have to do the mix game ones. Let's have to do the mix game ones. Can you do
Rotating game modes please
Okay, okay, okay. Oh, okay, okay
And then we what's with the server pot be like 64
Shoot, let's go more smaller people 32 maybe I don't think on the map size
Well, what would be one I feel like would be less people no
Yeah, what do you want would be two people? Yeah, no, I mean not the one we want sorry the the one where if you die
You got to wait for the round to be over
Like that one with 40 people. It's kind of
Same. Well, I actually
Let's do 40 pop. Okay 40
Okay
Okay, all right. We also we do have four people. That's an even number of people do we do to be tuned
We can do 2v2s.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Is that a thing?
Yeah.
We can do 2v2s.
Let's do that.
We forgot to finish up this area.
Yeah, let's do it.
How you doing?
Uh, I mean, you just probably do an FFA, like a small private FFA map, and then we just
like kind of like gentlemen's 4-2v2s, like who's going to play?
Oh, you're saying there's actually no way.
Oh, I thought BZ, TDM, LTS, and Zero out of 4.
Okay.
Send the server?
the server well i just said it out loud so okay well that's gone that's gone um
wait wait wait the server's almost up anyway let's just wait let's just wait here like 60 seconds
till mr gab is back come on yeah let's do it is anyone allowed to join
No fat people, no orphans, no single mothers, no employed dads, yeah no employed dads as
you are employed.
Good thinking, good thinking.
So if you don't follow any of those, no Europeans, if you don't follow any of those, you can
join.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm thinking Mr. Phoenix could think it could think it could think it
No blind people
Honestly, I would prefer blind people boys. We can we can set up a party on the other team
You set up a party so that we don't lose each other
Oh, wait, how do you do that?
I bottom left corner, right above exit game, there's like an invite party member and then
there's a code.
Give you a little invite code at the bottom.
Wait, I see a BB and Feeze, but when I click it, it just has Guri Day.
No, because you gotta add them to the friend...
There's like a friend's list in this game, so just send your invite code.
No, no, it's just, oh wait, oh I see.
Oh yeah, I'm seeing you guys, my friend,
and my code, here you go.
Hmm, oh wait, wait, oh no, wait, wait, wait,
don't, don't you rush me!
Hmm.
Take your time, hurry up, Mr. Knopf.
Hurry up and take your time, please.
There's the code.
And then we also need to give Gav our PlayFab code.
Does he even know what a PlayFab code is?
How was that?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
How to get play, fab, code, civil, read,
what we're doing with this is that this way
it'll whitelist us and we can always join them
out of the church, full or not.
I mean, we go to settings, go down to settings.
Oh, go up to settings, go to settings, go to settings,
settings then go to settings so you want to be at settings yeah I'm here
and so they want you at settings yeah I'm on settings so yeah this is so what
I'm reading on Google just doesn't line up with the game at all okay literally
whatsoever so I'm still have settings yeah so what you want to what you want to
do is go to settings yeah I'm here I added you and it says we're already friends
by the way so I think it's just going off steam friends wait no that thing is
I can't invite you to the party unless you're appearing online enjoy that you're playing the game. Oh, I got to go online
How do I wait hold on how do we how do you get your play fat? I don't know you might
Wait wait wait within a match open the client console with the defined key now text type the command list players
This will copy a list of player names and IDs your clipboard
Like the Rubik's Cube, bro
All right, you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna join the summer first for night. Yeah. All right, that sounds horrible
That's on durable
Why is it so hard to invite friends to a party? I'm just gonna have a party thing. I'm clicking your names
Yeah, it doesn't work says peanuts offline the baby's offline
We know it says if he's offline his fetus is online, but not playing the game and then coconut is offline
and I'm on game I'm getting word you understandings
same
um
no I'm online now
wait okay he's getting word that we might not even need to play fab i.g. anyway
thank god thank god
no not thank god I said we can't get whitelist we have to join
I'm waiting for him to see the server ID that will be used in settings
Good. All right. So what you want to do next coconut, right?
Is take your index finger and your thumb. Yeah, put it in your rectal cavity and then open your hand wide
Okay, okay. All right. I don't know if that helps with settings. That'll help you find your playfab ID
I don't know that helped me find you guys
It'll help. It'll help. It'll help. It'll help. It'll help. It'll help.
It's a little bit. Yeah. And I can attest it.
I just tried it and it worked. Oh my god. I, what did I say? I told ya. I told ya.
Hmm. You gotta do it live on camera too. Oh, Mr. Rapsody Beasts. What is it? Boy, good
man. Good. Ah, man.
I'll let you do that first. Thank you, Bob. What?
I
Already did it
Not gonna lie, I hate 100% of Americans buddy long time. It was iPod 3
Got twitch from jailbreaking that iPod just to say that right listen
All right, listen chief. I know you're in your seven seven-foot square home made of sticks and some random shit country
We don't care we don't care that you think that
How do we join to create an account on American platform?
So that you can watch an American streamer to let him know he doesn't like Americans
Hmm. I don't know. I don't know. We got the server name. It's ready to go. I'm gonna try to join it. We'll quickly make sure it works.
Okay.
All right. Here we go.
It's actually a very obvious name. I honestly kind of wish he didn't make it this because everybody will know what it is.
It's on the front pane of server?
No, it's not that. It's actually not so I got.
We might not be able to do a custom server, honestly, which is fine. I mean...
I'm online on steam. I'm in the main menu, so there's no reason it should be saying I'm offline yeah
That's all you guys you know what? Let's just go back to let's just go back to play day
It was working just fine. Let's go back to play that. Yeah, don't fix what ain't wrong
All right, he says it'll work out he says gonna work out
We'll just play on regular servers until one of us disconnects again, and then when that happens we'll try again
All right, I bet I'll see you the new server name
We're trying to do two v2s right now. No, I don't know
Okay, all right, all right
All right, uh, okay. We okay. We all right. Okay. We all right. Okay. Okay. Oh, wait. Oh,
okay. Oh, you got it. I got one. I got one. You go. Some years. I'm here. I'm sitting here.
Yeah, it's really good.
Bam! Right there, you see it?
Yep.
No, I don't see it.
I texted you, there you go.
I got it, I got it.
Everybody, everybody, join us up!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Sometimes they don't show up on the...
Oh, shit.
What, what, what happened, what happened?
I'm joining
I'm in I'm in nice. I like this map, too. Yeah, go to if we keep on coming look at the voodoo ranger gold drill
About a lead the servers every in
Yeah, we're good. All right, let me get this server now.
I'll go send it, maybe send it.
NA South Central 64 player mix modes, 2-0-0-5-1-0-6-2.
It's actually the same exact one we did earlier, but a 2-0-3-n-7-4-1.
Just 2-0-3-n-7-4-1.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Get it!
Oh.
Who is Team Y?
Well, I'm blue.
I don't want to say it, Jim. I'm on red.
You're on red?
Where are you at? Where's 1-2-1? Where are you at?
Oh, you suck.
You are scared.
Al ratio, Al ratio, get on the car.
Give me mine, give me mine.
I want to fuck you up.
I want to beat that.
Al ratio, give me mine.
I've seen better, 10 times better.
This is fun, this is work.
Coco, you won't meet me on the left side of the map immediately.
You want to verse me?
You don't want any of this, buddy.
You do not want this.
Five people were great with swords.
You don't want this.
You do not want this.
Let me tell you what being swords, pal.
Wait, I forgot what you're talking about. You're not Japanese.
I forgot. You're Korean.
What?
No clue, buddy. No clue how good we were with Katanas.
I'll fucking mail your ass up.
Where you at?
You don't want any of this, coconut?
You just go home while you still have your life coconut
Go back to your king and your castle. It's nice to say I promise you do not watch
You want to learn countless you stare it doesn't go down that bad
You got the referee you got the referee handle it business
All right lock it coconut lock it of this goofing around
around. He's just quite, you have a castle in the field. You just pick it around. I'm
on team green. There is no team yellow. Wait, oh my god. Wait, is there three teams?
Is there? I don't know, three yellow. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Wait, coconut, coconut,
Are you yellow?
I'm right behind you, I'm yellow.
You're yellow?
I'm yellow.
I'm yellow.
I'm yellow.
You're yellow?
I'm yellow.
You're yellow?
Come with me, come with me.
Okay, come with us, yellow?
All right, good.
All right, let's ride.
Judge!
What's next, what's next, what's next?
I brought my team up on, wait, oh shit, wait, oh, I'm yellow.
I'm yellow.
I'm yellow.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
I'll be the one.
I never run!
Yeah!
Is that coconut easy?
Hit one, hit one!
I think I'm on the steal.
Are you telling me I instantly died by kneecaps going underwater?
How was that?
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Got one?
Oh shit!
Take that!
Oh what the?
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay guys, alright.
There's obviously some un-chapped.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
obviously some untapped wizard powers that I'm unaware of.
Does he have a pretty high score?
Yeah, how did I- I- I- I predicted his block perfectly and kicked him, but by the time I hit, he was blocking again.
I- I feel like that's not how that works, right?
Oh
Double glow down here
Okay, guys, once the best class, once the best class, because obviously it's not my class.
It is not my class.
They are destroying me.
Am I playing the best class?
Hmm
You dodge backwards don't turn your back
Wait stab, but how do you stab?
Oh my god, I just guess that perfectly
Okay boys, I can take this
Oh my god, this is the secret! This is the secret!
Where are you?
I'm killing everyone!
Get him!
Oh, I'm the bastard! I'm the bastard!
That'll happen.
That'll happen, boys.
Gotta be careful out there, gotta be careful out there,
cause I just got spawned and kicked into the leg.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I didn't do much of doing that.
But I did kill like two guys before that.
I'm killing them all right now, pig!
No, I'm out of it, coconut!
Got one, got one!
Okay.
Okay.
I someone has some serious ideas out here on the battlefield. I don't know where it is
But I'm here in a lot of fighting a lot of flatching eggs
Yeah, get up get up get up boys get up
NB 10s or some shit like a planet lobby
Yeah
That sounds like that we got we got to get stabbing is the moon stabbing is the best thing in the game
I'm not gonna move.
Yeah!
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Oh, the Nuff Link.
Oh, my God.
Did you see anybody?
Nuff Link.
Stay first, stay first.
Stay up, Vince.
Vince.
Damn.
I
Oh
He has an axe and he'll do guys
Easy healing acts
Yeah
Good shout out
Good thing that
Don't play
No, we got one, we got one. I'm off the side of the bridge where there's a giant gate in front of it and Jesus is in the front reading off your sins.
Leave me underground. Leave me underground.
Leave me underground.
Charge!
You need to hit F10 for secret glass.
I
Honestly got you know what you know what all right you think you got me, but I was 50% sir
That was gonna happen anyways. All right guys. You think you got me, but I was 50% sir. That was gonna happen anyway
Worth the shot with the shot worth it worth it worth it
Oh
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh god!
Jesus Christ!
Where are you guys?
Where are we guys?
Where's your BB at?
He's downstairs!
I'm under the ground.
I will be under the ground.
Come to me.
Run to me.
My name is from...
I'm under the bridge.
Yes.
Oh lord.
You come.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm sitting.
I'm standing.
I'm standing.
I see you!
I see you, BB!
I see you!
I see you motherfucker!
Let's cut it big, get him!
I'm coming out of here!
I'm coming out of here!
There's way too many people here!
I want you, Amimi! I want you!
Oh, you got me!
I'm coming back!
He's on the left!
You know what I mean coming after me, man
This is a good guy
I don't know why do we make one of the teams red when everybody's covered in blood and it's no sad
Oh my god
I
Had
After after this one, yeah, I'm this one. I'm this one. I mean, what are you I mean? Well, I'm downstairs. I'm waiting
I'm down here too. This is a ton of guys
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
What the hell?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
OK.
I need that base.
I need that base.
That base is cheating.
Guys, where did you get the base from?
Oh shit, I'm back on back and you want to make pussy?
You thought I was done?
Yes!
I got him!
I got him!
Oh, you didn't get me.
I was already in the afterlife when you started saying that.
Oh, it says it would be me and then it says be dead.
Be dead?
Well, I think that means you're dead.
I think that means you're dead.
I think that means you're dead.
What do you want to be?
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I just made it on the ground.
I'm jumping, I'm jumping, where are you, where are you?
I see you, I see you, I see you.
There's too many people on the line.
Kill them all!
Kill them all!
They're not leaving back!
They're not leaving back!
Kill them all!
Kill them all!
Kill them all!
They're not leaving back!
Shut up!
You're too powerful!
We're too powerful!
Take them to their casuals!
I'm gonna hop in, I'm gonna be honest!
How do you like that, pussy?
How do you like that? How do you like that, you son of a bitch?
Oh, we won, we won.
Victory!
Victory speech!
Too easy, too easy.
Good work boys, good work!
Gonna ship with a chili, like a reward.
So when we say 1v1, it means whoever's with us versus the one person?
Yeah baby, listen, war wasn't built on 1v1s, okay?
It's country!
I'm putting you all H-Pair in love and war.
Alright, all H-Pair in love and war.
I'm the one we're going to join the customer. Yes, are we?
Yeah, I was going to custom. We're going to be right now left.
Are you left? Okay, okay. I'm leaving.
Okay. Okay. Why?
You just switch to third person. There's a bot mode and be the night class Godspeed.
First person by the way, I got has locked the entire private server to only first person
So there won't be any cheaters. Hi nice. Nice. I'm using a spectral camera from the
From there in fourth. I
Like not met up, but it's met
Have even the game leave the game. I'm in the lobby. I'm ready
Or pillow your motion blur on
oh that's probably a problem that's a problem let me let me um let me uh let me
I'll turn your turn your head on things you should turn that off oh I see I'm not
gonna turn it off in this specific game I'm gonna make me feel like I'm a real
like I'm a real like I'm a real
night in 3D3 Arena mode.
How do you play that?
Let's say, hold on.
Play modes.
Oh, I see it. Oh, I see it.
Hold on.
There's four of us.
Oh, yes, four of us.
out the person that we that we don't like the most okay obviously kick out the
Canadian right better idea better idea let's do the 10v10 costume and we'll
put two on each team and you'll leave your teeth there mm-hmm costume you'll
leave the team okay no no no leave the team right now yeah it's already out
it's inside oh shit okay I'm gonna join first and now I'm gonna hide my screen hide your
screens guys I use beans I made sure to have them change the name so that wouldn't
be so obvious I mean you have time out so we'll be so obvious here's here's the
here's the name of the server you go
you see it yeah I'm coming sure do like now we're gonna go in there and we're
gonna choose our teams it makes it is two on each one demo reads the server
let us play I'm about to
like it like like like connecting in like I'm in like when like I mean against
There's another hand here.
Like, in like, um, like, um, like, yeah, like, 30 seconds.
One pump, is that gaff?
No, I'm not going to lie to you.
If you look at the name of the server, like, it's a little hidden, but it's not like, uh,
too, yeah.
I mean, I mean, if you see, if you saw this name, you'd be like, all right, that's, that's
what I got.
That's Peter server.
That's Peter server.
Oh, actually, the team's already good.
And actually, Phetus is not in yet.
Phetus, you got to join quick.
This is filling up.
yeah yeah you gotta get in here dude. Venus you in?
That is not good. Oh that is not good, it's very full.
Venus you gotta join right now, like literally right now.
Yeah I'm getting some information coming.
It's too late.
Slot on these traitors and their own fiends.
What the hell is this? Pickaxes and axes.
and sort of the patients wait
Oh, oh you guys I think I'd have to have them restart the server so if you see join
We can vote here you vote here you vote you on it's okay. Okay. Yeah
Will you get out of here? Oh my god? Oh, yeah, it's okay
Oh
Only the team gets it so you go hit tab
Okay, then then right click. Okay a name and vote kick
All right, let's take this peanut guy
Let me know when to join. I'm ready
I
It's too late, okay, we're gonna vote kick we're gonna vote kick this guy
I
Cannot vote kick I need you to do one vote cake. It should be our book. Yeah, I say okay
They should from your team. I'll leave it bokeh for the other one
Okay, okay
are you serious? Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me? What a same thing. Wait, guys wait,
you in oh oh oh it's a little bit about the kids they out the fiasco
fuck that you have fucked us beyond magic I had to put guys well I don't
know if it's over the can I run a big says this is my room I mean can't be
admin just like kick someone and then like and add a password I've got my
cursor over the connect button so let's do that oh he's gonna restart the server
and he's gonna change the name he's gonna reset the server to save there you go
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say make it a secret
all right all right I will amaze you
There we go, I okay, okay, I
Haven't changed the name. I haven't changed name
Wait, okay, as soon as this is I'm in the server. I'm gonna grab a city
I'm gonna send you the server name right now, so you'll know preemptively before you go down. Here you go
Hey, don't go down again. You should go into so we don't the same problem before I don't know
I'm enjoying it that I'm gonna grab it. Yeah, okay, okay
I
Think I must
Eat your calls wait wait wait wait
Wait wait, so you started up. I'm just going so hide your screen
No play go stand alone servers and type that name in and then just keep refreshing
Do it
Okay, no one will ever guess his name you type it in I mean, I'm I'm soaring by that
You press it in advance. No sirs. I think you press. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, all right. We're getting it. We're getting it.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's about to get slimed. Nah. Eeeeee. Not gonna happen, pal. I mean, me and coconut
versus penis and a beanie.
Let's get it
It's almost up it's almost up
You what he was talking that she was talking that that hot poo that hot stinky poo
Game like this where it's a lot more personal
Like are we all making?
No, Mordow's like, it's like another version.
Dude, this is a dream game.
A dev should take this mode and it should make an open world survival game.
And do it 100v 100v, it's what base this is.
No, no, we need to chop this game and do a thousand via thousand.
Oh, we're on.
We don't need to take this game and do ten thousand via ten thousand.
I don't think I can do that.
Why not 100,000 versus 100,000?
Wait, no, wait, that's stupid.
That's a little stupid idea.
I mean, will you shut the fuck up?
I think that thing did a million
versus a million.
What if they remade the story of
300?
Oh, guys, you need to top it up.
Connect, connect, connect, connect.
Fetus, I swear.
I made my friends.
I think everybody's in for
shirt.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Guys, the server name is ten guys between my thighs.
We all wear the wrong teams though.
Wait, switch teams.
Oh, switch teams.
Switch teams.
Switch teams.
I can't join you.
I'll join your team.
I'll join your team.
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I got it!
Oh my god!
What are you guys at all?
Where are you at, Kyozoo?
Is it you?
Is it you?
Is it you?
Yeah, baby, who's next?
Who's next?
Who's next?
They're in our town already.
I got hit the game.
What the fuck?
What the heck?
I'll tell it to you.
Who's that?
Which one of you?
I'm at the front gate! I'm at the front gate! I just killed Sir Davos!
Where are you at coming out? You want to miss? You want to miss! I'm looking for you.
I'm at the front gate, pushy riot!
Yeah!
Where is he? Where is he?
I mean, I'm in a farm? I'm in like a farm.
I'm next to a bell. I'm next to- I'm gonna ring this bell.
I ring the bell. I mean, oh, is it you?
I just gotta jump like this, I hope I have-
Yeah!
Okay.
Alright.
I'm on the side.
Alright.
Okay, okay, all right
Some of these people some of these people here are too good. I
There's no way I could ever kill that person. How does he block so fast?
Get out of here. Oh, I see a lady. I see a lady
I'm just mowing down the innocents.
Mowing down the innocents.
I'll handle this.
You guys handle the knives.
Goddamn.
Shit.
Did I detect that?
We don't know about that.
Oh, my god.
That is what we said we don't
know about. I I I'm getting
whatever I'm going to want to
be what I'm getting.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, guys, I need a weapon that, there's
a guy with a weapon that whenever you block him, it takes down to 75% of your, like, your
the shield is in the middle, you know what I mean?
Jeez.
That's a type of weapon I need.
Oh my goodness, he's got a tough guy.
Oh, hey!
Is that you?
Is that you?
You want some of this?
Come over here.
Come over here, bitch.
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
You want some of this, bitch?
Come here.
I promise you don't want this.
I promise you don't want this.
Oh, you don't want any of this.
Oh, hey!
Back off!
Back off!
What's up with this?
What the hell?
Who's this?
We did it!
Okay.
I don't know how to...
I'm going to the archer. I'm going to the archer.
Yeah, I'm going to the archer. Fuck you. I'm going to the archer.
Come on, Tane.
Oh
What you want to miss you want to miss?
That's the guy right there with the base if he hits you while you're blocking his screw
oh man okay all right all right
he's not going to be here
he just peanut peanut watch that go to the right
but i'm gonna bow down i'm gonna bow go to the left
i'm gonna bow down
oh shit jump shot okay all right this is
This is ridiculous! This is ridiculous!
HEEEH!
Hold on! The village has been destroyed!
Did we win?
Who gives that motherfucker that keeps using that stupid cheating sword?
Take that!
Oh, sorry!
That guy is too good.
That guy is too good.
What? What? What the fuck is that? What are these guys at? What are these guys at?
Oh, they're at the gate. I think we got a gate. We got a gate.
Oh, man. I said, run me. Run me. And they're like, for me wanting me.
Oh, this guy's in. You don't know who he is.
No, no, no, not when you say 1v1, open me.
Behind you, Pete!
Where, where?
Oh, I see him!
I got shot!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Got him, man.
Oh, hit him at the head, hit him at the head!
Hit him again!
Yeah, that thing is...
He just threw down his weapon for some reason!
He isn't limited health!
That guy's got to kill.
I'll take a third time.
I'm trying to kill him.
Oh, I see Coco!
I see Coco!
Oh
Okay
Oh
Oh
Are you fucked now, dude, you're fucked I've already got to meet me
You like it this other bow I want this other bow
You gotta get yourself a ballista. It's awesome.
At least get a ballista.
That's my bad for not bringing the ballista.
I forgot the ballista and the ballista store.
I didn't have my double set off coupon at the ballista store with the ballista.
Oh my goodness!
Oh, please, sir, so much of-
Oh!
Oh, shoot me right now, shoot me right now!
He's fucking me, he's fucking me!
Yeah, you're lucky, I already had, I was already down now!
Oh, wait, I've got a crazy-
Don't touch my ballista, he just-
That's not a ballista!
Jai, Jai, Jai, Jai!
Don't fucking touch the ballista, please.
You're not that guy pal, you're not that guy.
You're not that guy, you're not that guy pal, you're not that guy.
Oh my god, what?
Oh my god what
Watch this revenge this guy watch this revenge. Oh my god
WHAT?!
PUSH IT!
WHAT?!
YEAH!
If this is bullshit, this is bullshit!
I doubt you, if we were on the wall, we would have that easy!
Yeah, we held the wall!
Where you going?
We held the wall!
We win, you lose!
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
They cheated, they cheated!
That ballistic killed it, one you that person!
This is silly!
That was fun, all right boys. Wait, I'm gonna be so it better put us up defend this extra it better be on the fan
I'll give it a buck. I think it's better a smaller size though
Like ten feet and it's a lot better than like 60 60. I think
It's a little more intimate
I
Put me up on a ballista and I got this dude. I'll save the whole kingdom
Okay
We won once already we'll win again a second time
You don't need anything that was
But I'll be in a warm-up. Okay. That was nothing but a warm-up coconut. You have no skill. You have no class
How do you like that who to get honey like that?
I
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh wait, hold on
Oh, I'm gonna die
You eat my ass
I tossed my whole weapon
You dare
You like that, you like that, Bushy?
Watch the video
Watch the video, baby, I'm trying to make it
I like that, I like that, huh?
I like that, huh?
I like that, Bushy?
I like that, man.
Uh, can't take much more getting you, Coco.
I like this.
Oh, it's the cheetah guy, it's the cheetah guy.
Come here, come here, come here.
Oh, I'm sorry, Peter, get your shit on, get your shit on.
I'm gonna upgrade the night and time and they get that that cheating me so that guy has your demand
Oh, sorry
The is nice good game to this game
Oh, no. Oh my God.
Guys, the archer is the worst player in this entire game.
He does literally nothing.
Nothing!
Is this you, Coco? Is this you?
I got him! Not anymore.
Yeah!
We know that I don't even have a clue how this is going to go.
Okay, I'm not going to go.
It looks like it's serious.
That's a new dog.
Oh!
They're never gonna see me coming.
I'm like, well, maybe.
I'm like, well, maybe they're coming.
I was just back, Buzzy.
He's yelling to the airport.
Help me up! Help me!
Kill me! Kill me!
Help me!
Get the thing and drive the thing!
Do the stuff.
Take this!
I tried a lot of armor, reforger, with the boys.
He's gone!
He's gone!
I never tried that ever, never, never, never, never!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fuck him, fuck him!
He's ready to cry!
Look at that, where are you?
Where are you?
Go get it!
Show yourself!
I'm in the middle!
I'm in the middle!
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle, come here!
But yeah, I gotta kill this pussy first, one moment.
In one quick second, I gotta deal with this pussy.
I gotta deal with this pussy right here.
Hold on, what's that I gotta deal with this pussy?
Hold on, what's that I gotta deal with this pussy?
Oh shit, shit, I can't look at that.
I'm so... I tried.
And now the fucking button pops.
Perfect.
Perfect, perfect.
Learn to counter and repause it.
I don't know what either of those things mean. I'm gonna keep doing the things I do it now.
Oh my god, there's a group of 80 villagers on me and I'm dead.
Perry? Oh gosh, okay, let me reposit Perry. How too narrow! Reposit Perry and the other thing too.
I'll just think about repositing and parrying and it'll happen.
That's gonna do it.
Is this you?
Ooh, get the hell out of here!
Get the hell out of here!
Ooh, get the hell out of here with an arrow!
Ooh, yeetah!
You see that coconut?
I am the LeBron James of Cilry 2, you stand.
You don't stand.
You stand, no James!
You stand no chance, Mr. Kanto.
You stand no chance against me and Michael Padres.
Huh?
That left, that left.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
I killed the Japanese guy.
Yeah!
Oh, look at that.
He's a French person.
Oh, I'm doing good. I'm starting to do a lot, brother.
Wait, how do we blow?
Oh, I got some survivors, right?
Get in it!
Dude, show me the enemies!
Show me the enemy!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
They're coming in!
We're coming, we're coming!
We're coming in time, we're coming in time!
We're not trying to get signed up!
Yeah!
We got a condom! I got the condom! Get it there! Get it there!
Oh! Oh!
There's a voice in the corner that is proud of you, sir.
Oh! Hey, Peter, I'm coming for you.
Oh! Oh, do you know what's with me?
Oh! Oh! God, bud!
You'll never catch me, Mr. Coconut.
You're a dim-servutile. You're a dim-servutile.
dial okay I'm gonna go ahead and believe
talking about you stand up back to your squabble back to your squabble back to
Okay, all right.
I didn't really know how you play this game.
This is crazy.
Use heavy attack.
That's what I...
That's heavy attack.
That wasn't heavy attack.
What's heavy attack, guys?
I think...
Oh, I got a pistol repository button,
which is obviously the button on my keyboard
that says repository.
So I'll just be hitting that button like that.
And then one of the other things I said to do
was parry.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
I'm not seeing the Perry key on my keyboard.
I don't see any word other than enter.
Is that long?
But I'll find it one of these times.
I will find it one of these times.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck man!
I did it!
Hey, baby, how you doing?
Oh, I'm with you, look at that!
Hey, what?
How we lose?
Hey, why?
Let's get out of here.
How we lose?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
Understand how he lost I was still alive. It's just work better. You're a loser Pete. I would agree with that
What is what is W. I N
That's a pretty nice
It's a very nice
As you guys you know what the repository button is
The repose
Yeah, which one is the room? Yeah, that's when you when you parry someone you can just swing much faster. What's the parry button?
So right click when someone swings right click your mouse you block if you block six
And that's a repose
I've been doing that the whole damn time I'm gonna do that just game one
You know get the blocky at the perfect time. Yeah, it's like timing type shit
There's also a fainting or if someone can like faint on you
But like the biggest thing in this game. I feel like it's movement
It's footwork like when someone goes forward you go back when you go forward they go back
What if they go left you go right then you go right?
What do you think they go like like front right then you go left you shadow them?
It's like no, but they went front right that will work
Did you go front left?
What if you go back right, then go front left?
Did you go back left, then front right?
Whoopie.
Yeah, yeah, hey, why don't we pick one man?
Pick one man.
Charge!
Ah, fuck it.
Oh, charge, I'm not gonna fuck anymore.
Yeah!
Where they at? Where they at?
Repository!
Repository!
Repository!
Rip out the cage!
Alright.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back!
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
He's running away!
Nice kill!
Nice kill!
I'm jumping back.
I may have just tossed his axe at you, man.
Special attack.
How do you, like, charge up an attack?
How do you do that?
Oh, whoa!
Whoa!
Do not parry, hang on, hold on, wait a second.
Oh, somebody else wants some of this.
Repository! Repository! Repository!
Repository! Repository!
Repository! Repository!
We're a bunch of tag. We're a bunch of tag. We're a bunch of tag.
Well obviously, we're a bunch of tag is not the mood, guys.
We're a bunch of tag does not work as well, and some people may have let me believe it might work.
We're a bunch of tag works. We're a bunch of tag works.
Oh, we're back! We're back!
I got sliced after I killed you.
I did it!
Your team has no honor.
I assume not.
We've got honor, buddy. We've got honor.
Oh, here's that cheating guy.
Repository!
Repository!
Oh, shit.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Get away from the crime scene.
We'll go over here.
We'll go this way.
Come on, come on.
Repository!
Repository!
Oh you guys you gotta push that the card we have a ball I've got a ballistic
Come on.
Wait.
You're fucking pussy.
You're fucking pussy.
Oh my god.
You're fucking pussy.
You're gonna lose all your stand if you only rebuzz a day? What does that even mean?
Rebuzz a day.
I thought rebuzz a day was the move.
I think it was a thing too much. What do I do? I'm pushing the card. I'm pushing the card
some repositories. It's about boys. Yeah, I'm like this. Yeah, but we but it doesn't make sense that you would you
would wait. Okay, never know. No, it does make sense. Hold on. Wait a second. Okay, I'm all right. Here we are.
Let's see what's going on. Let's see what's going on. Let's see. All right, so
we mean
what the hell
I got a blister bolt, I got a blister bolt!
Backheath and back!
Backheath and back!
Oooh, too slow!
Oh shit, oh look, I got him!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That's okay.
That's okay, but now's not the time for busting.
Now is the time for us.
He can't take a sword.
Oh, he's giving me a sword.
Oh.
I've got a nut to this game.
I'm not like a new job.
Yeah, I might do some fancy footwork and some preposites
and no one's killing me ever again.
Yeah.
There you go.
Watch.
Oh, I just picked up a shield animation.
It's over.
It's over for you, bitches.
It's over.
It's over.
OOOOOHOOHOOHOO!
Jeez!
GEEEEDEHEEEOWWW!
On a right, Pete! On a right!
That's right!
That's got to be X!
Heh! I'm coming! I'm coming!
I see him!
Hey, it's Coconut!
Take this, brits!
Hey, that, huh?
Hey, that's Coconut!
Rip off the jaiiiiinn!
That's a boy, that's a boy!
Don't worry, I said!
Oh, that funny what happens to me.
That's a boy.
Follow me boys. Follow me gang. Okay. You like that fancy footwork and a little bit of fun today
Just dodge your ass you see that just dodge your eyes
We guys
Holding out your axe takes down the shield anyway, so dodging takes the same amount of energy as it does to his block.
So why would you ever die? That's what you said.
You dodged the green space.
Hey, but what if I don't watch me?
I want to be up in his grill. I want to be up in his grill.
Okay.
What is this guy?
Straight down your end it means.
Feast on their block?
Yeah, we did this castle. Oh
Use the cheating guy. We give you that cheating weapon. Give me that
All right, see you later all of you get all of you boys guys. I I
I am I I have the cheating weapon. I'm the cheating weapon. I'm never gonna die now
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Hold up, wait hold on. Oh
Okay
You cheated you cheated on a plank you cheated you cheated this game is about sneak attacks go good
But all that honor and valiant
That's right.
And Valiant!
Like, oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Wait, it's just...
It's just you fall down, it's just you!
I'm just gonna throw this stuff on you.
Wait!
Wait!
Everybody stop, wait!
Shit.
Alright.
Listen, if you're shooting arrows, I'm coming for you.
What?
You gotta borrow-
TURN!
I'm coming for you!
Yes!
I'm gonna just spit it on you!
I'm about to repositate your ass!
Oh, get reposited!
It's reposited!
Oh, nice job hitting that chat, you silly goose.
Stupid bitch.
Human evil.
Stupid pussy.
Yeah, that's nice. There's one behind you. Where? Nice, nice, nice. Get him. I don't
think I would. Nice dodge. Must be classic. Press Q. Oh, no. Oh, there's a couple of
You hit a lefty.
Oh my god.
Alright dude, alright.
Is it just me or is my character fatter than all the other gankers?
It seems like I can run more than me.
He's pretty fat.
I'm trying to run and they just run faster.
You're playing like the happiest guy.
Plus also, if it's here you have to look at them and you get speed boost.
If you look at someone you run faster, that's where they can catch you.
Oh, gotcha.
Oh, there's the cheating guy.
Hey get away from me!
Yeah!
Get away, get away!
Give me that weapon you son of a bitch!
Fine, I think I'm on my way.
1-1-2-Cent.
Oh!
Hello, my-
You know, today is me and my wife's birthday.
Oh shit!
Please, please, sir.
It's your birthday!
It's you and your wife's birthday!
Well, alright, we'll see.
Are you twins?
Is this Alabama?
Alright, alright, wait.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's go, sir!
Happy birthday!
I
Be looking for you pussy
What are we doing out here guys?
What are we doing?
Yeah there's four of us, yeah never mind.
Yeah, there's four of us. Yeah, I never mind.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, Beatus.
Just heal me, baby.
Yeah, I need to heal you up again.
Come on, beatus.
All right, no, no, no.
Don't fight him!
Don't fight him!
Don't fight him!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Where'd you go?
Ooh!
Where'd you go?
Ooh, this pop, this pop, this pop, this pop, this pop, this hip-hop, this hip-hop, this
hip-hop, this hip-hop, this hip-hop.
Oh, I see a billet there.
Ah!
I need help!
Rip-bots of day!
Which is
Fucking
Maybe at the horse statue
Except for this guy
Oh god, I've got new weapons. Oh, thanks, boss. Oh, thanks, boss. Thanks, boss.
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Oh, it was hitting me with a cock on fire. Yeah!
Fire at a puck.
Oh, round two. Huh? What's your round two?
Rip on the day!
Yeah!
Take that, Hooligan! Take that!
Are you like that, Hooligan?
What'd you just say?
Follow me boys, follow me gang!
The battle is not yet won!
What?
Yeah!
Too big of a pushy.
God damn!
How do you do the 360 degree swing where you hit everyone in a circle?
You just spin while you do it, like that?
Yeah, yeah.
Special attack the Q's special attack. Oh
Guys I'm telling you that chicken guy is crazy
easy. We have taken the town.
She's a guy beating people to
get with a with a ticket.
I don't know. I don't know.
I can hear you. I want to be
running East India Trading Co.
Is he going on? Yeah.
Oh, that was going to be that
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, yeah!
Mr. Fetus, I just killed a baby and coconut in one life and didn't even die.
Hold the gate!
Everybody, hold the gate!
That's how you do it boys, that's how you do it.
In question, I'm on the left, Pete.
That's much, much!
I'm on the left, Pete.
That's much, much!
I'm on the left, Pete.
I'm on the left, Pete.
That's much much. I'm going in I'm going in
Yeah
Chicken guy chicken guy
I missed! I missed!
Oh, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
It's a chicken man! It's a chicken man!
Oh, that goes no, I forgot I don't have another weapon.
We put them.
Oh, rip-paja-j!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
What the hell is that?
Oh, we were doing pretty good there for a while.
I got a lot of shots from that.
He was doing pretty good there for a while, boys.
I think we might win this, boss.
For reasons, for reasons.
I'm on it, you're on it, you're on it.
I'm holding it.
I'm holding it.
We got to attack those people.
I see coconut, I see coconut, yeah!
Reposit, hey!
Reposit, oh, she did it.
Run there, run there.
We gotta go to the top here, we gotta go to the top.
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Climb the ladder, you dumbass!
I'm fighting, hold on.
I'm fighting, hold on.
How do you know that?
I'm fighting, hold on.
Move, move, move.
Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
Holy shit.
Wait, I need that back, one second sir, one second, one second.
We got this, we got this, we got this.
We got this.
We got this.
We charge, Phoenix Charge!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Phoenix get some help, I'm coming!
RIP POTATAY!
RIP POTATAY!
You see that knife?
Good work, good work, Mr. Fetus, good work.
Yes!
Oh, Mr. Coconut!
Ah, you want some of this, do you?
Oh, I'm gonna die.
I'm sorry.
Adelape, Adelape,
and a laughing boys damn you Coco I was about to be a big player too
Mr. Fierce we still got five minutes 24 seconds to destroy these last two things
I'm on it I'm right behind you. Let's focus left, let's focus left on it
I'm fucking cooking boys, I'm fucking these guys out
I
I can't be missing chicken look at possible guys guys guys we have to take this and take it
I'm not in this trip. He's a guy is it's genuinely too good. He's genuinely too good
You guys I could not be missing chicken. It's impossible. It's impossible links
What does it work big boys? Thanks, buddy. The colonel is our chicken
That's got you go good
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Did we wait?
We blew off the map.
Yeah, we got the one.
There's one.
There's one.
There's one.
Yeah.
There's more than I thought.
Oh.
Guys, if you kick someone while they're blocking, it takes down their whole block of stamina bar.
It stuns them, it stuns them, it cancels them.
Guys, that's the meta right there. The short is nothing, it's the kick.
And the low rip for the Trebuchet P, let's go!
You got Trebuchet P on the floor, Trebuchet P in here! Oh, I got him, I got him!
Yes!
Boys, I know, I understand it now. I understand it now.
You want some?
I understand it now!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Repugitate!
Swing again.
Repugitate!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
You got the right side.
Alright.
Okay.
I've never seen someone down there to fight before.
That's cheating.
That's cheating.
That's cheating.
That's cheating.
That's cheating.
Cheater!
He's feeding me with another person's hat!
Rip on the keys!
Yeah!
I'm going to the left and you should have-
There are people on one side!
I'll give you some water. Oh shag a fish.
I'm throwing up gangzons with the fish. I'm representing my set with this fish.
I'm representing my set. I'm representing my set.
We got one more Charmage AP. We got to get over there.
I think we gotta go through and run time.
Please, please, please, turn around, please, quick.
Oh, so we all know-
You gotta be safe.
Please.
Please.
Please.
This is no time for games, people gonna play.
Take that!
John!
Oh, John, I have to be a-fishing you.
Oh, I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
Oh, I'm already dead. I'm already dead. Oh, I'm not dead. I'm alive. Wait, what?
I can't. I can't. It won't work. We got two more minutes. We got two more minutes to defend this.
Defend. Defend. Defend. Defend. Hold it. Hold it.
I'm tossing. I'm tossing minutes. Defend.
You got a glitch? Oh, I have no... Oh.
Oh. Oh. I... Oh.
Oh
I'm going in mr. Venus. I'm going in
I find the answer
Oh, I'm gonna die. It's with the chicken. He's nice. You can take it anymore. All right, dude. We okay. All right, okay
We are taking that guy we are we are getting that guy out of this game
That guy is too good at this game. I've never seen that guy died before
Lock it in boys. Lock it in
30 seconds go go he got this we got this fetish go go go go go go go go go
We got this!
Okay
All right
Okay
Hail Mary!
The damn fucking nuts!
Hail Mary!
I gotta go back to ASAP.
My second's four!
Did we win?
He's lighting it, lighting it.
We're gonna be lighting it, we're gonna be lighting it!
Oh we won that!
That's what that shot me, we did it once!
That's what I'm talking about!
What?
It's literally this!
I just know that these two have been cheating this entire time.
They're cheeseders, cheeseders.
Give me in there boss, give me in there.
Oh wait, how do we server and the messages? We don't know it's it's a private server
Oh, sure, I think we I think we have gab restart it now that you're joining
Yeah, we start restart it gab
Yeah
Yeah, calm calm fat. Hey, you're fat. You're fat. You're stinky
Good work. Sticky fat
I think I found those words together pretty good oh he said one second all right he heard
that we apparently there's a slot we enjoyed right now is the server name you go um that's
the server name oh and it's very much time that chicken guy was doing work yeah we are
I'll add that chicken guy back in yeah, not forever that chicken guy is banned from now until the end of time
I never saw that guy die one time also also. I'm changing my guy. I no longer want to be the big slow guy
I want to be only someone nimble someone quick. I mean like me. You want to be quick like me. Yeah quick
Strike like a butterfly speak like a bee
Uh, you gotta play mana, arms, and the problem with that is you're really squishy.
Wait.
So you gotta have a post-lack.
A post-lack?
Wait, I don't, I don't, the, the shaggy should be, should be Vanguard.
Vanguard's what I was playing, it's fun.
You can just like, one piece, people.
That's pretty good.
Wait, I'm gonna take a quick peepee.
I'm gonna take a quick peepee, okay?
I'm gonna take a quick peepee!
Man!
Then peepee right back, pee right back!
I've got no visa I've got no car to take you on a date.
They came and bought you flowers and don't matter cuz we the perfect soul made
Talk to me girl
I have returned I have returned like have a goal and cracker same shit Gabba Goulding crackers
actual salami and not the shit that
about a hundred chemicals that's nice. I like Gobble Ghoul. Gobble Ghoul's good. Can't forget the Gobble Ghoul.
Yeah, you can't forget the Gobble Ghoul.
Uh-oh.
So, Pete, how you liking the game? Oh, it's a fun game. It's a fun game. I wish I had Proc
Shadow, but it's a fun game for sure. Hmm. I don't know why they haven't had a Proc
You know a game I played, B?
What?
That had prox chat, that was kind of insane.
What?
It's the game where you're fighting England, and it's not medieval, but it's...
Oh dude.
What are you talking about?
England?
Hold fast.
Hold fast, bro.
fast but I'll tell you but I'll tell you the chances of hearing the slur very
high night yes but I will tell you some of the funny shit is running through on
that game of just hearing people scream and then you'll run into like role
players who were like stand on the line aim fire everyone starts shooting it's
awesome bro it's fun should we go play that
oh and then after that yeah well I gotta keep waiting for a bit more but then we
let's switch up the game here big yeah you got it I think I think you're
We're gonna get snipe like crazy
Your guns real real slow by the way, can you guys wait wait?
Yeah, can you see the sir yeah guys
L.A. gab pick a name on this one and we do what he would do. It's me
I'm going to be honest.
I'm joining us.
That's a peanut name.
Are you sure that's a peanut name?
Are you sure?
Mmm, that's, you know, I see.
I'll, I'll, I'll get ahead of peanut as a name.
Get a dab, I'll get a, get a dash.
A dash?
Is everybody in?
Can I release a name?
Yeah, Roman.
I believe.
I believe you in.
Hot, see you in?
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in.
Don't believe me.
I'm in, I'm in.
It's, it's beers.
Balls.
I'm not going to put our differences aside, but we'll see what they are.
What are they on?
Oh, Mr. Fumpin.
We're taking a bus.
We're good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Thank you boys we think about it.
I'm not gonna kick off this pushing.
Put your battle down.
All right, I've got two guys.
Two guys, two guys.
Come on, do this.
Come on.
Is Vanguard the quick one?
She's gonna do Vanguard.
Vanguard's the quick one.
Who's that?
That's someone with a long reach.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Big game, big game.
Good seeding, good seeding, good seeding.
Good seeding against the English.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
It was my hard seeding,
people ask for hold fast,
is it really that good?
I've never heard of it, ever.
My foot's not.
Is he a villager?
My people, we're not supposed to kill the villagers.
We're saving the villagers.
No water.
Not this one.
No water with you too, bitch.
People are on people.
Not this one.
Not this one.
I saw this one skewed bread to feed their family.
Give it back, give it back.
Kill her.
All right, this is two of you, one of these guys.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Oh, guys, we're really good in the field.
Why is the best point game ever?
Yeah we blew a rat!
Got one!
Take that hooligan! Take that!
Focus block!
Yeah
We might be faster when he runs, but I'm not faster. I see whatever I want
I've got the cannonballs tied to my ankles. Well, he runs his fastest knight.
Because he's looking at you.
How's he looking at you when he's running away?
Maybe you're not looking at him.
Oh, you maybe you're not looking at him.
Oh, good discrepancy.
Get the like, look directly at them to get the big, big boost.
I get the ligament.
Yeah, boys.
You got your watch, good watch.
Oh, it's better.
Yo, you know what we got to do after this?
We got to do the, uh, what it where?
What's it called?
I forgot the mode.
It's like a, everyone, it starts in a corner,
and everyone has to fight each other to survive.
Oh, that's a rival.
What are you?
Oh, it's a fight.
Oh, it's a fight.
Do you watch me?
Do you watch me, bitch?
Do you watch me, bitch?
It's a fight.
Speed it.
Right over here, Brooklyn.
You want this stuff?
You want this stuff?
Oh, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Focus block, focus block.
Kill him quick, kill him quick.
You can't block, you can't block.
How is he blocked?
How is he blocked?
How is he blocked?
What?
What?
How is he blocked?
Are we broken?
I
You burn it with my never recovers I could never recover a bad block what's remember the chicken guy you break out blog
Oh shit, I just remembered that I'm not ready
to kill them.
Wait a minute, did we kill them?
What are you guys at?
Where are you guys at?
Kick his ass.
Kick his ass.
See you, guys.
We got a group up.
There's like 10 red guys coming at the middle of the town.
We got a group up.
We got a group up guys.
Nice job, whoever that was.
I'm coming for your asses.
Hold my way.
You bitches better be ready.
They're like that, Pushey.
You're positive!
That's much!
Why did you hit me?
Yeah, burn it down!
Burn it down!
Burn it!
I was kind of cooking there. Oh my god. I might get the hang of this. I might understand this now.
I might understand this boy. I was cooking.
It's your line, man. When you get it, you were.
When you start, would you get that 1v3 and win?
You get the 1v3 and win?
I've never done that and we'll never do that
Oh, I got rocks coming for you, but yeah, I got rocks. Yeah
They like that, huh? Hey like they want some rocks
What's the rocks do you?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
Oh, they're getting you.
Come get some.
Come get some.
Oh, what?
What the hell was that?
I just died by hitting someone.
He must have married on mine.
Get back to the rocks quick, quick, quick.
It's already 10.
Yes!
The rocks are the boys.
Oh yeah, now we're cooking.
I told him, man.
Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking, boys.
Oh, no way.
Hold the gate.
What?
How do you use the bandages?
How do these I hate this guy?
I hate this guy.
I hate this guy.
I hate this guy.
God, yeah.
Stupid bastard.
Holy shit.
Hey, are you like that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
Hold the game! Hold the game! Throw rocks at them!
Oh, boys.
Hold up a sky.
Kill one! Kill one!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh!
Cook it up! Cook it up! Cook it up!
I'm a master blister, man.
Let me try.
Get out of here!
I got you! I got you! I got you!
I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you!
I can't even eat this shit!
Oh my god!
Die!
You can't even die!
I got 48 seconds.
Go go go! 45 seconds through the rock!
Get him!
I'm getting the gun!
What?
I'm the elevator.
Fuzzy Peter, holy shit.
Come on, Coco.
I'm back!
You friend of supply!
Come on, man, why you fucking around?
You're a positive guy!
We're positive!
We're a positive guy!
Hey!
There's must be a one-man positive guy!
I hit one so good that it turned blue with the middle of my skin. I've never seen that before.
Did you see that blue repository? We're getting good, we're getting good.
No counters. Oh, I was counting them guys. I hit the repository and then I hit them. I was counting them good.
Oh, yeah. Well, I'm the best with Pogetay for the work.
Pogetay. Oh, my God. This man is just.
There's a bunch of gold in here.
Oh
Let's see but mission but mission but mission but mission but mission but mission
We use the same attack as them while you're blocking you get the blue repository
Wait while I'm blocking what does that even mean?
How do I do what attack build do I like like right with you? Oh, this is not good
It is not good for me. I got just killing a farmer for something
then when they flash you slash while holding block still.
Wait, okay, wait, so, so I go like this and then.
Yeah, yeah, so as they're hitting you press left click
and you'll do like a speed attack.
Wait, but you basically press the buttons
at the same exact time,
because you wanna press block at the very last second, right?
So you basically just hit and block at the same exact time.
Okay, okay, got it, okay, got it, got it, got it.
Okay, okay, didn't work.
Ah!
All right, okay, that's fine.
The pad never goes good the first time.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, it's instantly, which you, you, you repository
and then within one nanosecond, you copy their attacks.
We got a guy, we got a guy.
Yeah.
We got a guy, oh, we got a guy.
Take that, pussy!
Good job!
Take that, bitch!
Oh, you want some eggs? You want some eggs?
RAPAGE OF DAY!
Oh, shit.
Oh, counter-success?
Counter-success!
PUSH KIT!
PUSH KIT!
Oh boy, you're gonna move your camera key as you're attacking?
Yeah.
Like if your axe is on the left, you'll, you'll, you'll hit it faster.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, yo, I used to play, um, oh, Rain of Kings.
Oh, that game was so good.
That was the best melee fight ever.
I used to buy four different accounts because I kept getting banned.
Oh, yeah, I'm flanking. I'm flanking.
You can't smoke it.
GG, GG.
Almost all of our looters are safe and cool.
It must not get...
RUPAGET K!
Go, go, go.
Where is the water, dude?
I thought it was cold.
I'm not gonna let you go.
Jesus Christ.
You would overhead?
Is it the down on the scroll wheel?
I'm not the goal for myself.
What do you have?
Tell your man what we want.
Tell your man what we want.
Tell your man what we want.
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
You don't let go.
Tell him to calm down.
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
Charge!
We're gonna win this, only 57 more seconds!
Go, go, go!
We get to bed!
All survive!
Yeah!
Rapazatee!
Rapazatee!
Rapazatee!
Rapazatee!
Robocity!
God damn.
Defend the cards, two minutes.
20 seconds left.
Go, go, go!
Take this, bitch!
Oh, shit.
Sight.
We've been healing.
Oh, don't worry, they're doing it to my boy!
Robocity!
We're the winners!
No, no, we won!
We're on that one!
Yeah, we're on the same team, you dumb bitch!
No!
We're the winners!
We're the winners!
We're the winners!
We're the winners!
Good first boys, good first!
We tried it, we tried it, 3v3 right?
Like all six of us, we'll see if we can't bear it up with each other.
He cook it up, I want you to go ahead and count how many on the discord and then say all six of us.
with each other. You cook it. I want you to go ahead and count out me on the
discord and then say all six of us. Yeah. Yeah. There's six of us. There's all
three of us. Three of you. Three's. Yeah. Three, four, five. Well, there's five of us.
Never mind. Oh, God, it's not the whole plan is. Now the whole plan is I thought
you were cooking that way. Now we need one more person. I thought you were cooking.
There's one more person who would like to play.
Oh
Great guys
The Afghanistan forces, what did that say?
What the hell?
Wait, I wait, what did that say right there? What did that say?
Afghanistan from there
Hey, this is an Afghanistan
Thank you TV3 you have to queue snipe if we want to play against each other
This is not gonna stand
So this is way nicer
Not getting boys locked in it
Oh
Where are you, you son of a bitch!
Where are you, you son of a bitch!
Die!
I got you!
I see you, you son of a bitch!
RIPER!
I was a bitch!
RIPER!
RIPER!
RIPER!
No idea.
I had my head.
It's not air-nosed.
I got it.
of hens we have not we have not pick up big scroll just walking up but a mere
I keep people keep telling me to switch up my attacks, but I don't really see the difference
So the rolling your mouth forward the staff if you repose it and you do that
They don't instantly block you'll sink through their their their block
But you just described, does any attack work like that?
No, because it's the speed of the attacks.
Oh, these bugs.
I got a cool hammer, I got a cool hammer.
I'm gonna cook it right now
Oh
What the hell?
To the tutorial, X makes point, X makes point, X makes point, X makes point.
Keep it moving boys, keep it moving boys!
The tutorials are forbidden.
I would never do a tutorial that isn't for Abbas!
I'm Batman!
Mason Caravan has reached the gate! Fall back to the gatehouse!
the gatehouse. That's enough.
The friend our gatehouse.
We are.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God, there's just too many.
Oh
We hold this for gentlemen
Are you an arty much?
Other team.
You're not holding the fort, you're attacking the fort.
I might help.
Love you the best.
Yeah.
Talk about this guy, his name is Dr. Tails from Mario.
He has not played any game other than this game so far.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah, he's got a blue switch right by the bush.
Level 1,000 at the bottom.
Dude, we gotta kill this motherfucker.
I'm not too good people.
Don't lie to your viewers.
he's like he's like he's your master he's like you oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
why don't you get more of them on that's just proper what the hell
Sorry, boy.
How are you?
Get on, Charlie.
Yeah, boy.
Come on, James.
Oh, shit.
Oh, sorry.
My shirt is cussing your cock, sir.
I'm scared.
My dick is cussing.
Fuck.
Yeah!
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Oh
I
Right with your feet where
Surprise attack. I'm just gonna keep you on your feet. Gotta be ready for anything. I'm ready for anything
you. Get the guy on the right. Got you. Got you. Got you.
This is your cocoa. I want to I got to get my weapon back.
Got him.
Get him. Get him. I got you. I got you.
I got you.
Get him. Get him.
I
Come on James keep it push it keep it push it
Oh shit, that's a good one.
Oh shit, that's a good one.
Stop.
That boy's a hero.
What the hell?
We're rolling deep.
We're rolling deep.
I feel they're too deep.
I'm trying to fight one guy, there's like a hundred guys.
Yeah, I'll do it for you.
I want to thank you personally for getting the boys for this game.
I really love it and I'm glad to see it's giving some love.
Thanks, dude.
Zip it up when you're done pal.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah!
This is fucking cool!
Did you watch the mince?
You watched the mince?
Do you watch the mince, Brucey?
Do you watch the mince?
I'm good.
I'm good.
You're a broad game.
I'm gonna catch this.
Oh, she's got this!
Repository!
Look at this!
Repository!
Repository!
Oh, what did I get?
Let's see!
Okay, you're feeding obviously. You obviously have packs.
That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous.
You obviously have packs.
Listen, guys, I need the smallest sword imaginable.
I need to just be stabbing.
Man of arms normal sword man of arms normal sword. Yeah, the first one. That's what I use. I like it
There's only answer Vanguard foot man knife
Man of arms. You'll see man of arms. Oh, no, no, no, there's only Vanguard
Nice foot man Vanguard answer
And it's called it's called the guy with the sword
I have a guardian
Oh, no!
What's a Guardian?
Wait.
Well done, well done, well done, well done, well done.
Why do you speed? I ain't coming!
I need a knife.
Obviously I'm gonna use a knife, guys. I'm gonna look the faster you are than that.
You mean?
I did it for preference. But yeah, I like the fact this guy. I like it
Get you
Okay, all right, you see that you see that you know, I would have won that you know
You're next time
I'll get in boys not kidding
Skidding
One H mace is as classy. I honestly I didn't learn how do I get the maze is that something?
You just throw the silver G
The problem is you got little fucking level 900. Oh, I got a base. I got a base
Yeah, this tale's Mario guy.
There's a couple of them.
And this one is my Pomeranian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm really great this time though.
Yeah, push it.
You push it.
Push the car, Pete.
Oh, this is a two-handed maze.
This won't work. This won't work.
I'm really the worst.
This isn't going to work like this.
This isn't going to work. We need that one.
Thank you, good job.
We test it out.
Stop the cart, stop the cart, come on!
We must defend the territory!
We're deserting?
Do we go forward or backward?
Oh, my, my, my, my.
I'm not sure I'm deserting.
Come on, dude!
I'm not gonna lie to you the knife is your best weapon of the game I think.
I'm telling you I think it is.
I am I being.
Wait hold on, is there a one-handed weapon that's like better than I can have?
Other than the mace maybe not.
How do you tell someone he's one-handed and two-handed?
You're right, town.
You get a shield if you get a one-handed, right?
In most cases?
Oh, here we go. Here's a sword right here.
I mean, this guy's slow. This guy's slow, slow, slow.
I need a one-handed sword with the vanguard.
That's where Jack...
I'm just gonna keep using the vanguard.
I probably wouldn't want...
Oh, no, B-Boy.
What with a shield?
Night through?
No, no, we want the fast guy.
We want the bad guy.
We see the sword, the bad guy.
Take that, Eagle Man!
I'll get him! I'll get him! I'll get him!
Got him! Got him!
Oh, yeah.
Get his ass, Conan! Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
Got him!
Nice! Nice!
Good work out there Toto, good work.
Oh my god!
What? Is that the fucking Hulk? Did you see my body?
The hell was that?
They got strong. They got just strong guys.
He's gonna work out and be lifted.
That did not go good for that guy.
That did not go good for that guy.
I would say that with full confidence.
I don't think that's how he thought that was gonna go.
judge
Richard!
Alright, alright, come get some.
Come get some of the open field for you-
Come on, gimme!
You want some, Jimmy? You want some?
I said, why are you-
Why are you guys so one-way?
Ah, yeah, man, ain't got nothing.
Hey, come at me, I-
Get up, get up!
Yeah!
Why, you speed?
I'll take that!
YEAH!
Thank you.
What the fuck?
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
YEAH!
Watch out, watch out!
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Oh shit!
Oh, it's your room.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Sorry, guys.
Oh wait, that's me!
That's me, my bad, my bad!
What are we doing?
I'll heal you.
I'll heal you.
Oh shit!
No, I can't.
Oh shit!
Oh
Where you go
What do you mean? Do I see your name with the top right?
Say I'm killing you, Bertina.
Oh, you are?
I actually see my sword hours ringing throughout the video.
Oh, my God!
Who's that?
Who's that?
Oh, you want to go?
What's that?
Oh, you want to go?
Oh, I'm lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
What's that?
I want all of it, Bertina!
I want all of it!
I want all of it!
I want all of it, Bertina!
I want all of it, Bertina!
I want all of it!
I want all of it, Bertina!
That's the first...
You want to make you want to miss bitch
He's using throwing knives that is very dishonorable that is very dishonorable highly dishonorable
What the fuck are you talking about?
The Masons have breached the main gate!
You have?
I've got them!
Our duty is to cleanse the Duke without ever dying!
It's been decaying!
Wait, how do I...
Who's the Duke? Who got the Duke?
Who's the Duke?
Oh, probably the Mario guy.
Who's the Duke?
Who's the Duke? You see the out there?
What up, Coco?
I got you, Coco! I got you!
I got you. I got what I got. What?
What?
Dude, I I feel like I'm tapping into my inner Asian right now.
I got you. I got you. Hold him up. I got you.
Oh
Yeah
I'd like it boy
Oh
Got him
Oh, I mean you that winter I've got my son wait you're gonna leave this
You're a boss, A!
You're a boss, A!
You're a boss, A!
You're a pervert!
What the fuck!
I'm giving it to him. I'm giving it to him.
Oh
My
Honestly, whoever is throwing dimes is a huge pussy. He's a huge. He's a huge pussy
No, still no, no
Like that, big.
Oh, I like that, huh?
Oh, there goes my hand. I saw it flying across the room.
What's up?
Who's hanging around?
Bro, this hammer is insane, dude.
Okay, whatever you said where you played Archer earlier,
the purpose of the Archer is to shoot.
Alright, if you're gonna choose a sword guy,
Don't be a pussy to a knife
More though, you have like $10,000 in this game. You died as a king. Fuck you.
What? How we lose?
Are we?
We had more 10,000 hour players than you did. Oh, oh
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense
Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, that makes sense. Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you, if Mario's on the other team, we need banisters draping from the top of the castle of just nv.com applications and Mario will flee to another town entirely.
He will go for another castle. It's gonna be a 10v9 and we're in the game.
game. Wait, he left, he left, he range quit. Now there's only one level up.
I don't know the range quit, I think the comfort just kept rippling up till the time.
Fuck you, you're fucking leaving for Mario.
Thank you for the laugh.
Put this thing down!
Bowzer gave her back shot to the castle.
Hold on. Who's the bald guy?
Who's with me?
I'm here. Yeah, I'm with you. I've got fetus. I've got fetus deletions as well
I've got coconut and then I'm the other two is hot to the beanie
It's a be easy for
Me it's gonna be easy
You guys have no skill no honor
No skill or honor
Literally don't kill and quite frankly no on it. All right. Well, I guess it's got
Absolutely MLB home run swung on.
You see that?
You see that?
Follow me boy.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Yeah, it is about the footwear, Coco.
You gotta think like bossing.
Right, James!
Timing and stuff.
Dammit.
One of these times will hit enemies, sweet.
Yeah, they're pushing the cards. You gotta stop them. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness.
push it real good move move move ah what the fuck wait we got rocks oh no way
Okay, I'll just be some way.
Oh, how'd you like that?
Can I use your game?
From downtown.
How you leaving?
I'm fucking, I'm fucking people up, guys.
Ah.
My inner samurai is coming.
I fucking I fucking people up guys. My inner samurai
Are you
He's in
This thing sucks
This is horrible!
This guy's killing his teammate, but he's killing me!
That's a catapult, don't ask. The catapult, they don't go full cock?
Never go full cock bottom of your screen. Oh my god
Oh shit, I thought I was spitting
Yeah!
Okay, alright, alright, okay, alright guys, alright
Quick tip, quick tip, quick tip
Guys they better not give me rocks up there
If there's rocks up there you guys are never getting through this game
game. Not even one time. I lost connection. If there's rocks up here, they say, Oh, what
is this? A tree? He's got trees.
All right, fuck about me. We're out of trees.
I got it. Thanks, bud.
It's all yours.
No, go down.
I'm trying to beat the man.
Hold on.
Then beat him and beat me.
I beat the deck.
I lost connection to the server.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, my god, Mr. B. You've got to be fucking my asshole.
Wait it out.
Y'all keep playing this one.
Can I just go down there and throw another guy?
Oh, shit.
Give me my key back there.
Oh
You the cheesy spot
I just went there and there was none. Oh my goodness. Oh
Really, I'm down here
We see that would you get
Oh my god.
Dude, I'm telling you, I mean some of these guys, they don't play around.
I mean, they need business. They need some business.
They start hating you and calling you names and spitting on you and stepping on you and twisting your nipple and grabbing your cock.
I mean these guys some of you guys do not play around
We hold on wait coconut how long till we lose like are we on the final stage already or no
No need to rush, do I need to tell you the story of the tortoise and the hare?
The tortoise and the hare were in a race, and the hare ran, ran, ran, halfway through
the race.
And he stopped for a second, and he thinks, I am superior to this tortoise in many a way,
drastic speed differences so the head took a little nap it took a little nap in
the middle of the race thinking the tortoise can never beat but the tortoise
stayed persistent and while the hair was knackered the tortoise
And he completed the race in first place.
Alright, this is some bald old person.
Get up, get up, get up!
Thank you, thank you sir, thank you!
That's Peter's ass worth a tortoise!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Why?
Take the end of it!
Take yonder, boos! Take yonder!
Take yonder, boos!
Yonder! Take yonder, boos!
Alright, well...
I feel like a giant mace
the size of Saxcock should do more damage than a knife.
You know what I mean?
That's just me thinking out loud, though.
That's just me thinking out loud.
Mm-hmm
This is ridiculous, this is ridiculous, you know what I'm stuck my dick up. I'm trying hard. I'm trying real hard
I'm gonna try hard. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna make this an unenjoyable experience
Here we go. This is gonna be an unenjoyable experience for everyone involved
Everyone is bombed. No one will have fun under my watch. Not a single person will have fun.
If I see someone smiling, I'm cutting their head off.
I gotta find that knife that I threw.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Alright, okay.
All righty.
Well that wasn't very kind of, that wasn't very kind at all.
Such I challenge you to a rematch at once.
At the high group.
Where are you?
Is this you over here?
Go to your right, I'll go to my left.
Leave me alone.
I can only watch.
I go to your left?
Or do you go to my left?
You go to your right.
You go to your right.
I go to what?
Right side of the map.
Right side of the map.
Hey, hold on.
Hold on wait hold on first time to go to the right side of heaven
Did you die? I'm over here. I'm over here. All right. Wait. I'm coming. I just spawned. I just spawned on the way right side
I'm a gun. Are you sure it's on the right side because I feel like this is rotating
Maybe I don't know I'm near the middle now. I'm coming up. I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle. You see it
Am I over here? Am I over here next to the wolf?
I'm next to the wall, I'm next to the wall, oh wait, I'm next to the wall, I'm on top of the wall.
Are you next to the vault version?
I'm fighting one of your teammates right now, is this?
I'm looking at your archer, I'm looking at your archer right here.
I've got a broken bottle?
This guy sucks!
This guy fucking sucks!
This guy's terrible!
Okay
Guys guys guys
This is ridiculous, this is ridiculous, I mean I hit this guy like 20 times and he hit me twice when I die
This is ridiculous
I'm trying to do a heavy attack. I don't know what buttons are on the heavy. I mean this might be heavy attack. Okay, how much longer you guys got? I might do another one be one. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. What's the heavy attack button? See we know. What's the heavy attack button?
Have you taken this issue? No, no, it's not hunched. It's not me
You don't want this
I'm looking for you see where yeah
I'm not coming down the bridge you see me
Your boys attack me, I don't even get to fight you!
I don't even know who I'm attacking, is it you?
Are you sure?
The judge is kicking me!
This is my deciliterate!
This is my deciliterate!
Alright, I'm gonna heal up.
I'm gonna heal up, recalibrate this guy.
Roger!
Come here, you bastard.
I can't win, I can't win.
All you gotta do pee is you just gotta slug on them
before they slug on you.
Oh, they killed him before they killed me?
Yeah.
Oh, gotcha.
Gotcha, bud.
Look at his sword and hit him before they hit you.
And if you keep doing that, you'll beat him.
Whoa, wow.
Take that, bald pussy.
Okay, well, that seemed a little overkill.
It seemed a little overkill. I don't know it's completely necessary guys. I feel like maybe
Half of your entire legion should be butt fucking me in the middle of the street
I'll do it again and I'll do it again. You want to let me do it again one
This is a heavy drinking type of night.
This is a heavy drinking type of night.
That's what's going on here.
I counted 10 ribs in my one piece.
Yeah, get back.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
It's an every night, a heavy drinking night.
Mission up, pal.
This is private conversation we're having here.
Private conversation.
He's, he's screen peeking.
He's screen peeking.
Take this, you bird pussy.
I need this
I need this
maybe somewhere I'm speaking I'm speaking to my right side I want to try
your hardest I want you to pretend there's a million dollars on the line
all right I'm over here I'm this is you right here I'm right here okay all right
here we go here we go
How you even do it back?
Okay, well it doesn't matter, it doesn't really matter.
How do you do that overhead swing thing?
Well, I rotate, I go backwards on my mouse, and I push forward, and you can cancel one
attack with another.
I'm like a ninja in this game guys, I'm cooking!
I'm getting a good sense!
As people who are like holding right down the road
software leads the way you can think that's what it's all about.
Alright, yeah, that's it!
I don't know what you're talking about though,
so I'm going to be a good...
I'm good.
Is this you?
Yeah, this is me.
Yeah, do you want some of this pussy?
Okay, that was very kind.
I feel like we're supposed to touch...
before we stop the fight.
Propositois!
Okay.
Are you like that, huh?
Okay.
Hell yeah.
You can die in hell.
You can die in hell.
All of you boys, all of you boys.
So you're canceling an attack with another attack?
Yeah, oh, I see how you do it. You think you're smart? No, Jay. You think you're smart?
Always are doing that
Good job. Oh, yeah
All right, that would cook it
Okay. Thank you, good job.
Damn it!
I'm actually cooking, I'm actually cooking!
Yeah!
Oh, he's so dead.
Yeah!
That was good points.
That was...
Oh, I'm turning it up a lot.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm on fire right now!
I want a five kill streak!
Oh, check this out.
Okay.
Alright, well there goes the speak, but it was glorious, while it lasted, it was GORORIANCE!
Okay, alright, now I understand it.
Now I understand the points.
Now I understand how to do it.
Martin.
Oh my god!
Three you bald piece of shit!
Okay, alright. Okay. Master Oogway over here is a pussy. Honestly, Master Oogway, we are
not inviting that guy again. We are not inviting that guy again. He says shit. He said a garbant.
and I heard he's racist maybe potentially you never know
get fucking down oh my god did get on did get down baldy you wait till I
beat the shit out of this guy
Oh, this is not gonna go live with me okay all right all right
I
Don't be good. Well, we would punch while you're down punch way and now you can be you can punch way it down
Here's this bald guy again. He wants this
No, no, don't you get out of here!
I'm having a fight with the ball dock!
Get out!
Get out of here!
Oh, yeah, you stupid drapes, you stupid piece of crap.
Hey, I bet you see me, was he?
That drapes awesome.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm happy mission complete mission complete. That's all I wanted. I wanted the bomb man
Fuck you. Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
And we got the bomb there. What's up, bitches?
We put the bomb out?
I'm gonna go ahead and play it out. Do you mind if I can speed-buy it?
Yeah, man.
Hey, girl, I'm gonna... Excuse me.
No!
I
Looks like
Yeah, what's good? Yeah, what do you guys do it beat 3v3's? Yeah, I'm gonna fuck myself
Let me see if there's a server that we I don't want to back out unless we're all
Give it to him. We gave it to him. You gave it to him. That's a great turn. That's a nice one.
We should take turns in the 3v3 shit.
Hold on, you ever do that?
Yeah, you guys can you guys can start. I'm doing 1v1s.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going on?
Hey, you mean us?
We should go and try the 3v3 really quick.
Hey, but who's sitting out?
I feel like that's gonna be a lot of fun.
The BB said he can go do 1v1s and we'll just swap out.
Wait, why don't the BB and Fetus just go to do 3v3s with one random guy and we do our own 3v3s and yeah.
And then we can rejoin in like 30 minutes and play the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's back out.
Alright, Fetus, your BB, you guys want to stay in this discord so I drag you to the discord below.
Yeah, that's fine, we can just go down and show you.
Oh, it sounds good. And then as you will play swap games after that actually
Yeah, that will pay for these those rock games
All right, I need you down. I'm gonna die. Let's do it. I don't invite you guys. Oh
Oh, this this part's kind of wonky this part's kind of wonky
So you have to have a hunch you happen to actually be in the perfect position to be invited
The cocoa has to like appear online and like do it do we
yeah that's my code but you guys I'm telling you dude if this game had Brock
sat it would have been ten times bigger you said what I don't know no I never
had box that it was similar he won you think it up I'm telling you imagine
imagine killing a guy right and then he can just calm a couple slurs
I mean I mean I mean you don't I mean damn
I
Didn't get the invite I said
Oh, yeah, you're doing the hot chicks way
We are hot guys doing yours. You are you friends of coconut. No, I am friends of coconut
Please to the girl mom wait, let me message you
We'll see you think it's I believe we can you invite to see me. We try money to see him. I see him online now
You can't invite you to see oh easy
All right, let's go try this
And we're playing a whole fast at this as we play like we play yeah
Yeah, I mean the whole fast is gonna be alive. It's gonna be like no, let's go play it
Get off in a couple of games, but I'm down
Mr. Love of the Seas where it says you dominate the bayou with fast-ticket and awards aim hilarious avoid challenging
But rewarding solo play extremely fun duo and trio fights along with the new events get on hunt showdown
I'm gonna go period. What kind of fucking me to hold it?
Advertisement that I know are you from the opposite of hunt showdown?
Did you just make me read an advertising skim on paid on stream?
Are you I will be sending an email to hunt showdown to get paid for what I just read right there
Actually that was a $35 you present all right, I'll take that that's good. All right, you know what?
That's good enough to be that's all right. You'll I'll take it. I'll take it
Oooooooh.
Oooooooh.
Oooooooh.
Road sold out for 35 bucks?
Fuck yeah! 34.63 to be exact, Pussy.
34.63 to be exact, Pussy.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Download War of Rights, $15.
Where's that? Is that a new game?
Oh, he backs all day.
Oh, I can use a big back right now, it's just.
I'm back.
HOTCH!
Why are we in the lobby still?
Searching for match, I don't know.
You talk shit in the 3D3s to the other team?
You can type to them.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
This is what I'm going to do.
This is what I'm gonna do.
If we lose, I'm gonna type,
guys, this game is just for fun.
I don't know why you guys are sweating.
You guys are ruining the aesthetic
and the culture of this game.
And I feel like you guys are a bad presence
for not just yourselves or anyone involved.
And then if we win, I'm gonna say,
you suck and our bitches.
That's a great idea.
What do you guys think?
That sounds great.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
that I feel like that's pretty good I mean there's a solid plan I mean honestly
if that doesn't work we could hit up the developers to try to get them banned
for screen sniping up yes yes wait no wait let's do one step further let's say
FBI we got ourselves three suspects right here yeah yeah we got a check their
bucket computers we got some suspects we got some suspects I mean we
We could even take it a step further and get the Bungulators to triangulate their location
with the GeoGuessor experts and we could send the Bungulators with rocks naked on circumcised
men only after their bases.
Of course, on circumcised men only.
End game.
They need extra armor.
They need extra armor.
Because he could have auto turrets, he could have traps, yeah, 100%, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
There has to be at least 20 CIA-level geoguessor dudes in here.
Uncircumcised. Uncircumcised.
Uncircumcised. Uncircumcised.
Uncircumcised geoguessor guys.
Science shows a lot of guys aren't getting circumcised anymore.
Why are we not in this fucking game?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, is that the move?
Can you uncircumcise if you so choose so?
Well, you could definitely get your...
Yeah, you can get your foreskin back.
Well, you can?
You can.
Well, where are they storing it right now?
If you already got circumcised?
they haven't found it probably they're probably taking off someone or she's like
in a bag he would take it beef jerky and like vibrating it give it back to you
oh gotcha got okay yeah okay okay oh you know what actually I'm pretty sure
when like there's burn victims what they do is they take skin from their butt so
you could probably be certain on circumcised yourself and let us take the
skin from your butthole yeah I still have why don't have my foreskin I have my
but I actually still have my umbilical cord like in my uh it's in my shelf right here
I don't know why my mom kept it yo try cancel this cue and recue yeah maybe yeah
yo what now so was it what's on yourself
you're what I canceled the threes and then I recue my umbilical cord oh hey
dude that's my mom my mom uh you know I don't know why she saved it actually
You know how much I love my family and how much I want them to stay alive
I just want you specifically to know that I love when my family's alive
Okay
Listen, there's nothing weird about keeping your bill. Yeah. No, no, of course. No, of course. Oh my god
Oh, that's no, of course and finally break. Can you kill me last?
You actually snap
Can you one one day you emotionally and psychologically snap in half and let that block fucking sing?
Can you like a choir? Like a choir? Can you kill me in hot slaps?
I wouldn't use a gun. I would take you guys off to the woods and be like hey guys
Let's go lick a frog out here, and then I'd chase you with a crossbow and make you run
Let me know if you lose I never lose
I
We might need to go! We might be going and we might be going and we might be there Moran!
First Indian Prince sent, what a nut!
Close your mouth, you're letting all the brain cells out fatty!
Oh
Three, two, one.
Fire.
Not good boys, not good.
I want my, I want my.
No!
No!
No!
That's a big, get him!
Get him!
He's been trying!
I don't know!
I don't know!
Guys, if we do good at this, how we do good?
We might do good!
He might be too good.
What the hell he's cheating
He's only about to die. He's one shot
Let's go. Let's go.
NICE! We're too good!
I think we're not G2 Group this game.
Yo, hey, help me the G2. Help me the G2.
Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to.
Yo, oh, yeah.
Fuck you.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Yeah, sir.
Who is next? Who is next?
Any challenger, any competitor,
we will win a thousand years in a row.
Oh, but you're good.
I mean, we are simply too good.
That was awesome.
I saw the light.
You might even have to have one of us.
Have cats do the summer ride.
Mm hmm.
Get the back out of the back.
You know, it's searching for match.
We're good.
No, I don't think it is.
Yeah, it's connected to the server. It's in the right hour. It's in the next game.
Oh, shit.
Did you leave lunch?
I...
I'm currently staring at the main screen, so yeah.
Oh, oh, never mind. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back.
Let's go again. That was fun. That was fun.
That was a lot of fun. That was a...
I'm like, uh...
Oh.
Nope.
I got put in that match that both of you are not a...
Ah, okay.
Perfect. Perfect.
I was hoping for that, actually. I was hoping... I was hoping. I was hoping. I was...
You know, I was thinking, actually...
Wait, you would be great right now if hutch fucked everything on me try join me
Guys let's please bet I bet
Or corn dogs and one happy me I'm in
Okay, we're connected. We're connected. We're connected. Nice. Does that mean if you if I win you give it to me and if I
was literally
Murder and steal the heart of a corn dog right now
But now one of those bitch corn dogs one of those corn dogs for those monsters
One of those monsters I would I would become Jack the fucking ripper
Okay, okay, I like you guys go first
Oh, whatever.
Get him.
Good kick, Mark.
Except all of you guys.
God, you got him, Mark. That guy's shit.
Yeah, you guys are gonna win this.
Oh, he got me, you shit!
I got some beans, victorious.
Three, two, one.
A mistake?
Quick mistake.
I'm against them
He's going to block me.
It's a swing.
Hey, if this guy starts sweating, I'll jump in.
I'll play.
Oh, well, I have no off.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh, no, I'm back, I'm back.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Hey, how'd you, let's take your fists out.
Let's jump.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
What's up, pussy?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was ahead.
He was ahead.
He was ahead.
Locked in one block, David.
Fight!
Yo, Hux, this one's yours.
What are we doing?
I'll do it. I'll do it.
You're talking game, Pete.
I am? We are.
What the hell?
Oh
One, two, three, four.
Yeah, yeah.
Fight.
All right, all right, let me get some.
Let me get some.
You can tell.
You can tell.
You can tell.
You can tell.
You can tell.
You can tell.
Why are you talking in game?
Yeah, you're talking in game, yeah.
I know I'm shot.
One of you two and you are, gosh, you can beat them.
We have a shot.
I know, I know, I know.
I got her.
How's this guy doing?
Oh, hot shot one.
Alright, let's get this guy.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my goodness!
Well, I just got a piece at this game, man.
Holy...
Oh...
Watch that peak.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Get a pig!
Get a pig!
Get him!
I'll wait for that work.
We're flawless now, I'm not playing that for you.
We're flawless right now.
Alright, we're going to unskill, unskill, unskill, unskill, unskill, unskill.
Nice, nice.
Oh!
Too easy, too easy.
I have to stop talking to people, see it?
Alright, we don't touch anything. We don't touch anything.
Oh god, wait, I need to fix it now. I need to fix it.
It's cap stuck by the way.
Guys, we, we, I think we're pretty good. I think we're pretty good.
This is ranked?
Yeah, this is definitely a lead. Yeah, this is ranked.
So much fun, yeah.
Oh!
Right now we're unranked, but we're gonna get ranked.
so if we keep winning like, we can get a high rank.
Hmph, hmph, hmph!
Guys, I think we might be the best to ever play, ever!
Protagies.
Hm-hmm, hm-hmm, hm-hmm.
We're like Tiger Woods, but we don't cheat on our wife.
No, we're more like John Daly.
Who's that?
That's the guy that, like, just drinks all day,
but he could beat Tiger Woods in a man.
Oh, I see that guy, I see that guy.
Yeah, I see, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
or like we're like OJ Simpson and they're like our wives.
Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And we're never gonna get caught.
Yeah, and we were right up on combined.
Oh, what happened?
How if we were gonna do it, that's how we would do it.
That's right, that's right.
But that does not mean we did it.
That doesn't mean we didn't.
And also the statute of limitations
means you can't be retrial.
for subscribe
you know it's pretty obvious
no i'm not
i'm not
i'm not um
in the game
every time we win i then back out and lose
all the progression from the win
it's fine
let's just back out each time then
yeah
yeah
hmm
hmm
I've actually seen John Downey.
That guy is John Daly.
That guy is Oro Reincarnate.
That guy is Oro Reincarnate.
I heard he had one time he was doing an 18 holy drink.
I think it was like 13 Diet Cokes and zero water.
Anyone.
That's a normal day for John Daly.
John that's a normal that was John. John Dailey bet so much in the casinos that they had to raise the slot limit higher so that he could get his fix.
Ted Rock said that nobody could outdrew him. Nobody could outdrew John Dailey. He said he said this guy drinks like bottles and shit and just place golf and gets holes in ones like over and over again.
No, why am I not playing, man?
Yeah, no, we're not in the lobby with you.
I mean, Pina got put into like a.
All right, let's back out.
I'm in a game.
Yeah, I'm not.
We're all in the game, but it's like bugged.
Back out.
No, no, no, he's waiting.
He just starts.
No, I didn't start yet, P.
Yeah, I know.
He's waiting.
We're in the lobby with us.
Well, how'd you have the lobby with us?
Yeah, yeah, I was bugged.
Oh.
All right, I'm back in the main menu.
Yeah, I'm back in the main menu, too.
Okay
Yeah, see right now it says I can queue for a 1v1. Oh, I'm not in the party with you guys anymore. There it is
Wait, we know what we don't want to the party with us
We hate you without true. Yeah, we hate you
I'm by the gp
Hey, hold on wait
You drink over 100 beers. Oh my god
Dude, holy shit. Wait, dude. Imagine?
It's him. It's him, bro.
There's like seven wonders of the world.
There's aspirations that humankind can only dream of.
And one of them is twirling on John Bailey's car.
You know what? Wow.
I'll do it. I'll do it. Where's the F?
I mean, that would be... that would be immaculate.
guys work on that 166 whoo how will we get to level one shoes he doesn't even
wear these shoes that we are and we're still gonna we're gonna let him out of
here we're gonna be gonna be the only 1166 say you said this guy's he's pretty
good I mean he's 166 work like in the 10s and we also has zero big he is the
server what is he which one is he oh no we'll see yeah he's in the middle
I got this guy.
Okay, good, good, good.
I got 166.
Okay, coming up, come on.
Get him, boys, get him.
He can't take all of us.
He can't take all of us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
They're all the other side of the road.
Yeah, yeah.
Fight.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
fucking that wall
those shields on the right you can take those up and throw them out of my life
oh shit what do you request to throw? G? G
oh shit
not good i have no weapon not good not good not good not good
oh my goodness gracious oh my goodness i have no weapon i got my guy
It's up to you, it's up to you, coconut.
Hunchback to die, hunchback to die.
Witness him, witness him!
Lock in, boys, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.
This guy's too good!
I just thought of something new it means two people down one of these teams everybody backs up
Let's go. Let's go.
We're too good boys. Yeah, we back out. We back out. We back out.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, what if you're both of us?
I don't know who that is.
That's the pork and then I just said fuck you to the pork
We can't expect you to do such
More knowledge
That could be Obama
That's mechanical the game I know again
I
You should try for honor if you guys like this, but I wait. Oh, yeah, I'm not the game. I'm not your game
You you might eat yeah, I keep any here boss. Yeah
Thanks, boss. Thanks, boss. No problem. Okay. All right. Not good. I won't break away now
I'm not too sure I'm getting people are telling me there's no actually rankings. It's just random. Is this random?
It'd be way cooler if there's rankings to who makes this game and why is it idiot?
No procs that and no 3v3 rankings. I mean you have to genuinely be a fucking
I
Was good
You I mean
If you're losing prolong the fight, okay
You're losing the fight just live
The guy hit us with a hello there. Oh shit. Oh fuck
It's in the middle, it's in the middle, wait guys, I gotta do a beat up skit.
I
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
I'm coming for you!
You gotta finish your guy up, Quinto!
No one, no one!
Okay, guys, get going, get to this guy. This guy's really good. He's really good.
Okay.
Hey, you stupid pigs!
What's up, dude?
I'm beat.
Oh, great things must come to you.
Yes! No, hush, you're a genius.
Hush, just punch, soul.
Yeah!
I'm coming in!
You're horrible.
You're not in the way.
You're gonna be happy.
You're horrible, buddy.
Kill this bitch until you have sin.
I don't care
one
That was
Help help help
One V2 one V2
This is not good
okay all right all right all right okay that did not go as well as i thought
i'd like to do my fight
I'm dead it don't beat it down. I'm dead. I died. Oh my god. No, I'm going for it again.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Guys, we gotta lock it. We gotta lock it. We gotta lock it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got this.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, we got this. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him.
Oh, I just got double hit, I'm low.
How do you do that?
Beat his dick! Beat his dick!
We're undefeated. I'm the defeated boys. I'm defeated.
No one can rival our pilot!
Oh my god!
We should not have on that.
We should not have on that.
No, those guys were good.
No, we're the best.
We are the best.
We are the best.
Noob, I'd whiff all of you.
Pow!
There's like 10 people in the 3v3 queue.
There's a 50-50 shot at you, Q-O.
You'll find us.
How about you do it, pussy?
How about you do it?
We're not afraid of anyone!
I
It's already 11 12 we have to play hold fast or whatever other game you want to play soon. Just have a
Whenever whenever you make the call bro. Yeah, I just I'm loving this TV team
We're really only the leaders should back out. I'm getting word that they're only the leaders you're back out
I feel like we tried that the first time didn't we?
Yeah I'm pretty sure.
I'm getting word that there's a lot of guys that have no bitches on this game
that are coming for us.
Oh yeah bro, you have no idea.
Ah, I ain't scared.
I'm not scared of anything.
Not even spiders.
You try to play with me and teach your key minds for fin, cake, dodge, and punch.
Honestly, I have a crew and I'm coming for you.
I'm coming to you.
We're coming.
On the car trip.
We're coming for you, my boy.
We're coming for you.
We're coming for you, my boy.
If you get into our game,
say a code word
that we know it's from you guys.
Say...
Where is this?
The Apple Psyche Street.
Oh my gosh, I'm never cute.
Grows in the green
You boys running more
We're going crazy. No, I'm I'm I mean, I'm I'm winning but the team
This I played against a guy who's got 824 level 824
I don't care, you're the best!
I don't care, you're the best!
I just found a guy named Pete, have you?
Oh wait, Pete's back, Pete's back!
Are you serious?
Oh shit.
He's back!
He's back!
Round two, Pussy.
Round two.
I told them to put a code word in the chat if they are from my stream and that's the
Apple Cypress tree only grows in the green region
That probably means the day that you said
My god, he's beating my dick
Okay
Yeah
Get him
Yeah, all right, all right, all right, oh my goodness luck beginners luck
Okay
Alrighty
Okay, um, oh what the fuck is going on what the fuck is that?
Oh my god weapon weapon i'm dead
I
Shit
What even attack is that this is bullshit, this is actually such bullshit. Oh my god
I got my guy, I got my guy, I got my guy, I got my guy, get over here.
Yeah!
Get him boys, get him!
Okay.
Alrighty.
Hahaha.
Yeah!
What a bull.
What a bull.
Guys, that guy in the middle, that's all, it's all black, he swaps his attacks halfway
through so they take twice as long and you don't know when to block.
Nice
It's just piece of crap again, you know, I got idea
Nice, nice, nice!
Nice, nice!
Let's go!
Nice, we can go one to three else.
No, we can't!
Yeah!
I like that one, yeah, I like that one!
I love you, it's a good idea!
Victory!
Victory!
Fuck you, Pete!
You stupid bitch!
Fuck me on that fuck!
He's stuck! He's stuck!
Do you see Pete? Do you see Pete? At the end right there, do you see what he's got?
He's running back. He is locked in.
Guys, I have to know, someone here has to tell me if you're swinging from the right side.
Now, I know you can cancel your attack and do another attack, right?
right but which attack specifically stops the right swing and engages the left swing what is it
i know i can go from a right swing to a stab or right swing to an overhead but once right swing
to the left swing alt the only so i i i left click and then halfway through i just start
holding on I got it okay all right okay all right oh my gosh I just what I just
changed how my character looks and I look sick it's not all it's V
I
Did have exposure by a leader we can say this we can go do some us one more one more one more one more one more
I'll do one more to you
I don't think they're getting as much as we are
That's like that's like that when you when you roll up you're like oh everyone's having food
Give it one guy gets a salad and then he says the restaurant's bad, but it's because he ordered a salad like a pussy
You could bring
Jackie Chan in that one with you
I want to be his ass. We would beat Jackie Chan's ass. We would be we would be Jackie Chan's ass. We won
I want to fucking bring them
We have a record 981. Oh my god. Oh
You press speed a chance of the first attack and that's the other way
I don't fucking god
Wait
Guys
Just we might have met our match
What is it?
981
981 and
Guys like we're little fucking 14, 13 and 20
Wait wait wait I gotta practice like you wait I gotta practice
Ooh
There's no time to practice they're keying us they don't respect us
I already feel the difference.
I already feel the difference.
He's got to feel something.
This guy's feeling something.
I'm telling you that.
This guy's about to feel something.
This guy's got to feel something.
I'm telling you that right now.
This guy's about to feel something.
Oh, I got it.
Oh my goodness.
My goodness
Figured out what a fake is as you know, I don't know what to do
You got this you got this
Good
You can't have a brain to do our method.
No, he got me, he got me, he got me, he got me!
I'm gonna beat his dick!
I'm gonna beat his dick!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh my...
I MADE IT!
I KILLED GOKU!
3...2...1...
Rejecting my book out!
I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this.
Don't worry, boys.
I got this, I got this.
Nice.
He's laughing at you.
I got this, I got this.
I
Now he is fucking my dead body
level now Coco. Prepare yourself bruh. I'm that hot. I'm just on you. Wicked champ Wicked.
Wicked. Oh. Oh. He got my head off balls. We guys finally win one more. We win one more.
Easy easy easy easy easy
I said double hit
Oh my god guys
Oh shit.
Beat his dick!
I'm just running them.
Oh my god.
No!
I think that's the strat.
I think that's the strat though.
What's jumble?
What does jumble mean?
Just get together and all like run individual.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
Guys, don't have honor to start hitting other people.
Oh shit.
I'm already dead.
It's over.
I'm dead.
Oh man, we almost won, we almost beat him dude.
Guys, holy shit.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I mean this game is tough, I mean this game is fucking good.
We almost won that.
Oh my goodness.
I think that was the bad, maybe that was the bad call on me guys.
Oh my god, that's the last one?
Oh man.
You guys lost it?
We lost.
We almost, we almost, it was 4-4.
Get us back in that server with only 3v3, so we can 1v1 each other.
I don't like that kind of thing.
I would love to.
Uh-oh.
If we hop in that server and Gav resets it for us, we're the only ones that did.
I don't think you're going to be able to do that, because think about it, you would have to make it 6,
I don't think you're making it 5, and then one random person is joining.
Can you password protect the server?
No.
put it no you can't what if he names it something that hutch would name it not
something like boob titty fart box boob titty fart box that's a pretty good
name for it one one one flaw in your plan right is that they'll just sort the
servers and join any of them with five which would be like two it's just 2026
funny a server that's not walkable it's just crazy oh yeah we got a password oh
yeah we just we can just oh okay we can get out of pat you reach out of patch
word all right he's doing it right now you got you got it okay tell him make the
Password
Three hillbillies in a truck full of melt
put that as a password make that the password no one would have against that
okay good okay all right
smoke a cigarette through your urethra
on smoke a cigarette through your urethra
Oh
It's a good password. Yeah, I wonder if anyone with a call and ask could be back ever try to smoke a cigarette to it
That works to be one there's gotta be at least one guy out there 100% mm-hmm 100% 100%
Still waiting for the call that it's ready I
Got a pee
Okay, but I also got a poo
I'm also gonna I think I'm gonna hold the poo in but be a little beauty about that
No, no, no, that's no that's not true you what you're thinking of is the reverse you think even you poo you can't hold the pee
Which is very true when you pee you can hold the poo
Well the thing is you gotta kind of cleanse back there because when you pee and you're
Relaxing and it's gonna let the poo out your back
But if you can kind of do like a half cleanse where the pee is just not clean enough to come out
But it's clean enough to hold the poo then you can pee without pulling I
Got Boston issues. I can't do all that. Oh, you know what? Hold on. Wait a second
I've got an eight inch flush rod
And I can just get in there don't worry. I'm a doctor and look around. What do you think? I?
Don't know if I can take it inches. Oh
I'm gonna say I'm in 80 inches
I don't think I can take it. It's a serpent. You know that picture of the locked response over 20 years ago
That was me taking a swim. Yeah, I don't think I could take it
It's a serpent. It's been wildly exaggerated. It's been wildly exaggerated
All right, I'm gonna go take a quick pee pee. All right
Hmm, it's a serpent
Wait, I'd quit pee pee. He's actually got even back up
Okay
Okay
What game do you guys want to do after this?
This might be my LG once we do this. I'm gonna I gotta I gotta pack
Yeah, we are off me one for the other Connor McGregor fight in Vegas. Oh fuck. Yeah, dude max hallway
Who do you think's gonna win?
Probably max. Yeah, I agree
Yeah, like
probably max dude who's got the who's got the link or or the name we're still
waiting okay nice there's no way this works by the way actually no there is a
way because it's fast one protected I thought it wasn't the month we Gucci
Yeah, I figured that would be an easy way to, you know, get us in.
I have returned! I have returned!
Hello, hello, hello.
Still waiting.
Wait, he sent me the password. Do you see it?
Oh, is it in our group chat?
Uh, no. I'm texting it to everyone now.
It's the new username and the new password.
do use it Dave and the do and and and on top of the do use they would do
password to mm-hmm that's a great name oh that's a funny name I don't like this
name ain't this name a stupid hi this game is good name how do you 3v3 with
Only
The oh incorrect actually
So you guys I think have to back out and join yourselves. Oh
Good thinking good thinking good thinking thinking I'm connecting
How do I leave you party
I
Think I can remove you as a friend
I don't think we can leave the game is full now we want to be are you in there?
Yeah, I'm in warm-up. It says we had five seconds
Yeah, how do I leave Hutch's party?
right thank you thank you there you go cocoa thank you thank you thank you thank
you all righty I'm in
unofficial joint data what the fuck you know I'm I'm joining right now a change
it says there's two people in here there's the two people with their names
yeah what you're doing home but it only shows me it says two but I only see one
person invalid unofficial join data you get that you got the right hunch yeah
Where's that?
We I'm in
No, we don't just need like to try again. I'm in I'm in
I have a visualized the joy
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Guys, guys, guys, are you, are you
spectating or are you in here?
I can't see the server.
We guys, be for sizzle.
If I, if like, I don't, I've never really bought
tickets to a sporting event, but I've heard
they're pretty exclusive.
If I wanted to go see Mr. Connor and Mr.
Max, is that still possible or no?
Yeah, yeah.
through dude I went to UFC because he won the belt in Montreal it's a pretty
good experience
my boy you know me I'm kind of feel a little badly even a man
what would be one right where when we want to bro who wants it who wants it
Hey, this sure wait hold on wait a second
All right pussy you want some of this you ain't got nothing
You get me you ain't got nothing
You ain't got nothing you get me you think you you think you're tough you think you're tough was he you ain't got nothing
You ain't got nothing
We got nothing. All right, buddy. You ain't got nothing you ain't got nothing you ain't got nothing
So it's king of the hill yeah, let's do that
We should have just done FFA then so we could all fight each other.
Wait, wait, it's King of the Hell?
I don't know, we can just, it's literally just, we can walk up to each other if we want to be one.
We can still have 3v3s, just a free lock.
Wait, can we fight each other?
Is this the same kind of damage?
Let me heal them.
Do you guys have a face up?
Okay.
I'm just not even blocking, he's just hitting.
Jesus Christ.
Right, that's Max, I don't want a bird Max on that.
I've been trained in the way of the samurai, Pete.
I'm gonna go beat coconut jack.
I'm gonna go beat coconut jack!
You're out of the guns, you might.
Well, it soar, it's just me all the way, Pete.
Come here.
You like that, huh?
You like that?
Ah, you like that?
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Alright, okay
Guys, is this, is this to 500?
I'm one HP
SKEGA DUNK!
Hey, I'm gonna key
SKEGA DUNK!
Oh, I'm dead
Okay, well
Sneak attack!
But what the hell is that?
Oh shit.
I'll have to kill him.
You're a noose. What the fuck?
I threw off my sword. I threw off my sword.
Oh come on man, what the hell?
What the fuck was that?
This actually says bullshit.
If I had coconut's character, I'd do 10 times better.
I thought you wouldn't plus me.
How do I play your character?
Go ahead, slug at me.
Go ahead.
There's your partner, Nate.
Go ahead, slug at me.
Go ahead.
Oh, shit.
OK.
All right.
All right.
Oh, I just run into BB.
Okay.
Fuck you!
Hey, where you going?
Fuck you!
You want some edge?
You want some edge?
Get over here, get over here!
I'm sure he went to a band!
I'm sure he went to a band!
What about a band?
Fucking it, boys, fucking it.
Fucking it, boys.
You gotta get fucking legs off.
How about, hey, Steve, how about you warm up?
Play get to a BB real quick.
And where's the BB at?
Where's the BB at?
Is this a BB?
Oh, the BB ain't got nothing.
The BB ain't got nothing.
The BB ain't got nothing.
No, get me!
Why?
I'm getting fired up.
He was gonna be like, you're fucking lying.
The BB ain't got nothing.
The BB ain't got nothing.
You're sick.
The BB ain't got nothing.
The BB ain't got nothing.
The BB ain't got nothing.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'll be the egg on nothing
Okay, all right, all right
I get it boys locked in it. Hi. Who's next who's next what's your who's the step up from a baby?
Is it hot?
I'm too slow for my weapon, Fetus.
I'm getting boys locked in it.
I don't know.
I'm gonna say it.
Coconut, come over here and battle me.
Come over here and battle me.
Alright, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
You ain't got nothing.
You ain't got nothing.
You ain't nothing.
You ain't nothing.
You ain't got nothing.
My people have fought with the samurai for decades.
Okay, alright, now I have to kill myself again because I don't have full health.
Kill me please.
Kill me please.
I
Come on Coco
What was your help there?
Okay, all right, all right sound good
That's good, I think it's bad as shit.
The idea of coconut's weapon is just too fast.
Coconut, you want switch, you want switch.
You want switch to a regular weapon.
No, you wouldn't switch to my mace, you won't win.
Okay, okay, kill me.
Kill me, Buzzy.
How many more of these do you have?
I have defeated him in battle.
Vanguard.
Alright, I'm pushing you.
Let's do this.
You want to be
You want to be
Where
Where
You want to heal first
No
I
It just soared the whole time!
It just soared the whole time!
It just soared!
It just soared!
It just soared!
It just soared!
It just soared!
It just soared!
I'm telling ya!
That's not me.
That's someone else.
Oh, he's alive.
He's alive.
That's not me, that's someone else.
Oh, he's alive. He's alive.
God damn it.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Alright boys, where are you? I think I got the hang of this.
I just figured out a new tactic that works really good.
I'm not gonna say it because I don't want anyone else to have it,
but I just found a new technique that works flawlessly.
new technology new technology I'm gonna grab a drink
what's the new technology I'm gonna tell you I'm not tell me I'm gonna see if you
can figure it out see me figure it out I'm going to my bad at arms class but you
played the other side yeah that's my favorite no that's cheese take mr. Bramble
that's what good bad good a man we could do that oh hold on come on what
What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?
Wait, who talks and who?
We're telling our grandchildren about this game?
I mean, who's... wait, hold on, who's...
Is that anyone?
Walter's gotta go.
Okay.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who's Walter?
He's not in a lobby.
Wait, what?
Is this an admin?
I don't know what that is.
I think he's just an AI.
He's an AI.
What the hell?
Oh yeah, there's still a guy.
Who's Walter?
Oh, yeah, this the starting guy that like yells that you're gonna tell your grandchildren stuff
We I'm half out by now, I'm still gonna do it cuz I think Coco is just bluffing with his stupid sword
All right, try me full out, but see try me
How many boys do you want, dude?
Go, go, go, go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which one's gonna go?
Which one's gonna go?
I see him.
Wait.
Is it you?
Is it you right here?
It's me right here.
What's up, man?
No.
It's me right here.
It's me right here.
I'm right here.
That's what I'm talking about.
Okay.
Wait, I'll do my own thing.
That sword is ridiculous.
I've done it that sword is crazy. How do you unlock that?
You have to like use like the class and then unlock with guys. You can't even like do anything to that thing
I don't know what to do. I can't block it or anything. Hmm. It's cuz you're I
Got my good shit on now P. Where you at? Check me out. Coco. How do I look?
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the hell what is going on what am I doing
no honor at all zero honor zero honor no honor no honor
I
Bought a big one really one
Take me to go down a patch. I'm gonna real one be one right here, and you you can even use your cheap sword
Okay
Shut the horseshit
Venus I don't see HP in my health bar
What class is coming out using
Jump kick that's called the teeth cake
No, it's called the teeth sword. It's you're all so I beat
I
Go gonna I bet you I bet you I beat you five for five in any other glass
Any other glass
Has he made a what it is it's footman footman I
I
Don't see a sword. I don't see I don't see that
Wait, is it the short sword in the secondary to level 11 is that what it is it's called the sword
It's just called the sword
My game must be different than yours. It's like I don't have that unfortunately
I'm foot man, and I'm not the middle one the man at arms, and I use like the
Yeah, there's different levels.
Oh, I see.
I see level four.
Oh, it does.
Yeah, it does.
Wait, can I level up to level four?
Oh, you're level 13.
No, but I think each class has its own level.
Oh, yeah, then you got to use the first class.
Wait, can everybody line up where I just beat everybody's dick for a second?
Wait, hold up.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
It'll level us up in these custom games, right?
I think so I'm just gonna start murdering everybody see if I can up this out
And that's sort of just so incredible I mean Jesus Christ
How much that little we have
I
Gilled on I killed on
Oh
Mr.. Peanut
Because I see nothing on that peanut shell just asking for
I'm just
Okay, I'm convinced the coconut brainless strategy with that sword
I tried that technique I just did you a hudge and it was like staring into a
broken light bulb but he has no idea it takes a certain level of intelligence
from your enemy to fall for the trap and he just seems to love click love click
love click
okay this guy
he literally doesn't fall for the tech because he literally has nothing going on
He's punching also break a block or no
Yeah
Oh shit.
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh, he's gonna kick, he's gonna kick.
Yeah!
Oh!
Hey, Peter, right behind you.
Right behind you, motherfucker.
Don't get some. You want some?
I did it.
I did it. I actually fucked coconut.
I actually fucked coconut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I do. I think I do, but she...
Coconut, get rid of that sword right now!
That's what I'm please tell you. I've got a little bit of a tree.
He's got a hanging tree.
I appreciate your stop attack. Well, honestly, that's a good boy.
You lose the fight and you just go back knowing you're going to get hurt because you've got a
Oh
Let me put you over time I'll be put you over time
Maybe it's out there. Oh, oh, you're gonna get it buddy
give you I could drop in my sword I would yeah I'd like to start practicing with
that sword that's what it's good
oh it's all in the game job again job it game job it
I
Don't you like to go there
You guys want to go play hold fast
But let's go be some old bats you guys
This is a good game, let's go do it.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
All right, time roll best, time roll best.
Yeah, I fully come back to this.
This is a good game, this is a good game.
This is a good game.
Ah, I think 3v3's are amazing.
Okay, I actually, that was actually, I got a pack.
I got a pack, I got a go guys.
They what?
You got a pack for what?
Hold on a minute, hold on.
I'm going to the Maxwell and Conor McGregor fight.
That's over four days.
I don't, I want a pack, I want a pack.
back in four days in advance okay you better stay on yeah what the hell are
you talking about I'll play okay I'll play one more hour but I do want to pack
I fine late two more hours of the go back it's fair okay I'll play two more
hours if you come if I come oh yeah if you come to bed jeep if you come
If you come watch the fights with me, I'll stay up.
Is it whole fast nations at war?
Yeah, I think so.
It's one.
Yeah, that's the one.
You know, it's probably hard to believe.
Hide your screen, Pete.
Hide your screen.
Yeah, hide your screen.
Yeah, hide your screen.
Hide your screen.
Yeah, hide your screen.
Yeah, hide your screen.
Yeah, hide your screen.
I literally uninstalled hold fast because I was like, there's no way I'd play this again.
And the very day I uninstall it, here I am installing it back.
Ah, Joe's uninstalled.
I died.
Whole fast nations at war, yeah?
This is it war. This is it war
Wait, I'm down. I'm deli right now. Deli right now
This is all to count its level one thousand that I'm hearing I'm hearing that cocoa is it all to count
There's a little one thousand that's how I see that when I rank
Streamers I know on levels of it's listeners. Coco is gotta be near the top. I mean
him design full
I mean just straight scared of women a
phobia of women I mean you're done my
boys in the month I'm being told pretty
sternly to mute voice comms in this game
saying it's pretty bad I know I'm sure
we find yeah yeah you'll hear a couple
a couple of times, but then you can mute them individually.
Yeah, yeah, we mute them individually.
Yeah, we'll just, yeah.
I mean, we'll have a stern rule.
The first five slurs, we'll let it slide.
But if a guy says more than five slurs, we mute them.
All right?
Maybe six.
Maybe you could.
Yeah, six slur cool down.
And on the seventh slur, we mute them.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Because after the seventh slur, you might think like,
oh, I don't think this guy's a good guy, guys.
Yeah, hold on.
What do you say?
Yeah, well, this guy might be up to seven.
He's gonna be, he's gonna be, he's gonna be applauding, sir.
I mean, 13th swir, I wanna say, hey, that's not right to say.
I'm gonna say, you cut it out immediately at once.
You racist or sexist or whatever slur he's using.
All right, my game's up, my game's up.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
folks
Why do you guys download so slow?
I'm already I'm already done
I'm better
Hey, what type of internet do you guys have you guys have that?
That I have a gigabit that fiber. I was down on the internet 30 makes that metal clothes hang on internet
I'm already installing. He said I'm done. Wait, I'm in there. No, I'm already level 20 in the game. So I'm actually level 28 already.
Cocoa has AOL
You always should do as a stream idea is all go on farmers only calm and see you get to the most matches
Armors only dot-com
That's like a manhole manhole.com was manhole.com you never been
Oh, you got to try it out man that and lemon party to my favorite who you it isn't where you report to the city that
There's a pothole on your local road.
Yeah, it's where you ask for a little help with infrastructure.
Yeah, shitty folks.
Nice punky guy.
Nice punky guy to come fix it.
Yeah, your pipe is clogged and you need someone to come.
Period.
Yep.
You want to send me the server information?
So I'm just going to do settings real quick.
This guy said, Coco is fruity for trying to pack four days early.
He likes dudes.
That's why you're gonna watch two dudes in underwear hugging in a cage
That's that stuff, but it is actually very fruity to pack four days in advance. I mean how is that fruity? That's that's fruity
For packing that's pretty dude. No, not packing packing four days in advance. All right
That's what you pack. What do you pack? I when I do because I usually take flights early in the morning at like 6 a.m.
I usually play video games until like
1 a.m. And then I start back it I put it all in a backpack and I walk out of the plane with it
So we got the make a wish foundation charity
pleasant over here
That's it's how you do it. It's how you live
Okay, I don't want to live in a world where people are packing for a trip four days early
early. All right. Well, you, well,
dude, what do you pack?
You probably bring like a pocket of toothpaste and an extra pair of underwear.
You can't bring toothpaste, three ounce rule.
Hey, what is that? What do you mean? What rule?
You can't bring more than three ounces on a, on a plate.
So you can bring five three ounce bottles of two, two, two,
face, you can't bring one 15 ounce bottle of toothpaste for safety.
I'm back for safety.
No, I'm pretty sure you can bring it,
but you have to check it into this thing.
Yeah, that you'd put it onto the plate.
Wait, you're going to Vegas and you're checking in an entire luggage?
Yeah.
What if a hooker steals your bag?
I'd like to carry my shit.
I will.
I will.
I will really get it.
Hey, bitch, get away from my shit.
And I'll fucking Superman punch her.
That's what I'll do.
You say you're going to Las Vegas to hit ladies?
And they if they fuck with me.
Yeah.
They hold on.
They're rated E for everybody.
If the ladies want to fuss with me and they're over 200 pounds,
It's fair game.
Wait, hold on.
You're gonna recreate the Max Holloway Connor McGregor fight
outside of a hotel in Las Vegas on a lady?
Damn right.
If she tries me, tries to steal my toothpaste,
I'm gonna go in.
Are you...
I don't know if that's the best move.
What's the best move then?
Probably not that.
Probably like, I don't know...
Maybe a fucking elbow from the skyscraper?
Then maybe the the John Cena what the what the what the yeah
I don't know I see three I see three I
See age of sale nations of war in front lines, which would we play hunch and why do I see a British flag?
What's going on here? I think you know, it's us versus Britain
yes welcome this is after we dump the tea okay all right just to prepare
everyone here it is open mic so be very quick and go ahead and go ahead and
limber up because you're gonna have to be ready to stop slurs from happening
pretty much the entire time okay imagine the slurs that were happening at the
time during this war. So everybody, click, select server. No, don't think about it. Just
click, click, server. And then we're going to go to, we want to select server. Okay guys.
All right. No, listen, I don't think it's to be as bad as I said, I think we'll be fine.
I get one to be respectful. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. You're going to hear me throw
no slurs out loud. You guys are talking about the community. I was talking about Coco, Pina.
ready boys. I'm going in which one which one are we playing. Let's go to this one. Can
you guys see this one? I'm going to send it to you and then you send it to them.
Hmm
Every nachos
Hey, wait, oh wait don't oh don't show the screen. Oh, hey, don't like not to the screen
Yeah, oh, I see okay
You say it. Yep. Oh, yeah, okay. I see it. I see I'm in I've been I'm in I just joined
I'm not in wait. What's this? I can see my stream tiles and see my stream tiles
How do I post this easy so to say that I'll just post it in the channel above us
Second or this channel this tech channel
Okay
The nations it war is it wait a minute. Oh, it's hold fast. Oh, it's hold back. Okay. I'm joining
We're joining you and Americans. Yeah, are you kidding me? Yeah? Yeah, I was gonna say
Okay, we I actually we hold it. We really I don't know we
I'm gonna change my things or to take it. Oh, no
My god
We we wait
We're doing yeah, we're doing the page. Oh my god. The faction is full
Factions full. No, tell me how to fight for these British funds
Americans as well
We're gonna have to fight for the English everybody best British accents and let's go
Oh my god, I'm talking to the freaky-ticky tab on like are we are we going British for real?
I'm on America I got to America okay back to America back to America all right back to America
We good are we all in artillery man
Alrighty you just got
the mags
And then you're gonna clip on you
They joined
We had a white talk why why why
Hello
Hello
God bless America boys!
What you guys said? What you guys said?
Oh, I'm dead.
Hey guys, what's all group up? What you guys said?
I'm at the front lines!
I
Okay, where do we go?
I don't know I don't know I don't even know what's going on
You can hear me? Wait, where's everybody? We gotta move up. We gotta move up.
I'll look at him. I'll look at him. Go, go. You can start with some.
You gotta press Y. You get to top.
Got it. Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Bob.
See you to switch. See you to switch.
Take that, British person.
You know, you're in charge of the rest of the country.
I'm in charge!
Let those British people have it!
Give it to them, boys! Give it to them!
Oh!
He's getting up, boys! Get him!
None of them have it!
The first person
Wait, how do you how do you stab someone?
Well boys, they didn't like the musicians
Hello
Where does this game are fucking hilarious?
This guy was like,
DASH THE BOYS!
FUCK THE DASH THE BOYS!
JUUUUD!
Oh, man!
Take a note of that!
Here, force this person!
Look at what you got!
Look at what you got!
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, they have mortars?
That wasn't invented yet.
What do you mean?
WHAT?!
I sucked at this game!
I
Next to the giant flag
What
Says yes, see I'm I see I'm at sea you see you see me
I gotta change I gotta change the the key mine
Wait, what the heck is she?
Where the hell is Wyatt? I don't see Wyatt anywhere out here.
I'm looking for the letter Wyatt. I don't even see it anywhere.
Where the hell is Wyatt?
Why can't he see it?
Oh, there it is.
Got it!
Huh?
Oh, wait. Hold on.
Now I have to change something else.
Yeah, big girl.
Okay, alright. This is not going good.
This is not going good.
Not to look for beans.
I'm doing the same thing.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait. I'm good to go.
God, brothers! God!
We got it. We got it.
I just got him. I'm telling you, I see behind you.
What is this dude? What is this dude?
I'm hammering up. I'm hammering up.
Get it again!
I'm on it, bunch! I'm on it!
Do the front line, gentlemen! Do the front line!
We might hold the British bag!
I'm in melee mode?
What we guys, can we group up and think of this as a holy shit?
I'll be be where I'm in here. Where are you? Everybody!
Oh my god! We're flanking. We're flanking on the left side to go get that kill.
Alright go, go, go. You, you be be seen. You be be seen. You be seen.
I'm gonna get this one lock it in.
Alright we're gonna go get on that. I'll see ya.
Come to the left side.
I'm gonna get right here. Right here.
Where? Where? Okay okay, you follow me. You follow me. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Where are you guys at, where are you guys at?
We were at sea, we're going left, we're going left.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Where are you, see?
Oh, there we go, follow me brothers!
To the front line!
To the front line!
Charge!
Is that British? I don't know what that symbol is.
Is that a British person?
Is that a British person?
come on
quick reload
here we go here we go
go go go go go
see
oh
oh this is much better
oh
go get that go get that
kill that french person
kill that french person kill him
kill that motherfucker kill him
This is the way it goes back there.
You get a buddy!
Everyone was racing since it was a really long time to reload these weapons.
Okay, I'm already down.
Alright guys, I have killed literally no one.
Zero people.
Are you dead?
I'm dead. I was mowed down.
I was mowed down immediately.
Actually, are we supposed to hold before?
What?
I need to take him, I need to take him, see ya!
These bullets, I'm shooting but it's not doing that thing!
Take that, hooligan!
I got one, I got one, I got one!
I got you, dude.
Okay.
Are you ready for an automatic rifle right now?
This is unbelievable.
I can't believe people fall like this.
Well, I would do for a B2 bomber.
I mean, I can't believe people fall like this.
Look at that. Where are you? Where are you?
I'm on the right side of flanking. Right? I'm on scene.
Shit.
Come on, brothers! Take him down!
This guy is crazy.
Where are you, Google?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I
Changed class
Charge!
I'll be either hit by 1,000 bludges!
Charge!
I need one thousand bludgeon.
I need five thousand bludgeon.
I need one thousand bludgeon.
5,000 bloodshed that went out there!
What the fuck are you yelling?
Guys, do we have mortars?
I can use some mortars right now.
I think we have mortars.
We have mortars.
Somebody needs to build them for us.
Everyone, we could all touch peanut later, but right now get to the bottom!
This is the man! This is the man!
How do you aim in this game?
I think he's heard that right click.
Yeah, I'm already there. I don't know why they chose me out of the sea of dumb fucks.
There were two cock legs away from me, but they did.
Dude, I'd rather have a bow than have this fucking feed up behind you.
You look like you need some more food your diet teeth your little mouth
What does that mean?
Oh, I gotta commit to that.
That's a ball of tears.
Beauty.
Oh.
We just need to join an active multiplayer server
and stay connected until the match fully finishes.
Oh, we're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Guys, this is gonna be my LGG.
No, guys, we did not lose America. We joined mid-fight.
fight that was the count we just lost America oh well I said this is gonna be
my last one who turn America turn America quick quick quick I joined America
yeah how do I change like guys what does this guy have what is this yeah
rifleman this rifleman you be a rifleman we what are we where we all
riflemen no we were in I was infantry last game I was infantry's will
what's in between infantry a rifleman I don't know but I'm right from skills I
I think the rifleman we're gonna have a horse ass to zoom in because we had been be a dragon
What does that mean? He's a guy all the way the bottom. Oh, you can have a horse in a gun
Oh, dude, we guys look I got a horse. I got a horse
Let's get out boys!
No one's been out there, don't give you a live or die!
They want to take your freedom!
They want to take your money!
Now get out there and let them have it!
John!
Why?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is this people?
How do I attack someone?
You know what, I'm gonna go on the other side and start.
Alright.
Murder in folks.
Wait how do I attack someone this shit?
Haha.
I
Try running with my boys. I don't really know what else to do with this guy. We only got a sword
I got a sword!
Yeah, I got you!
I got you, Peter!
I think I killed a guy. I think I killed a guy.
Guys, should we kill a guy?
Wait.
Hold on to your gas soles.
I got a gun!
I
Drive by pussy
Right by push up king bottom
The drug on that pussy a pop of the drug
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Have you ever seen your horses not two-four feet up?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you, Hunter was wrong. I haven't heard a single slur yet.
Maybe he was the one saying the slur.
Maybe he was the one saying the slur.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You're gonna hit him.
and this one.
Yeah, we can get in here.
I hear you.
Get him here.
Go get him more.
Listen!
I got in.
What's up, you guys?
Oh, shit.
Oh, we're all over the place right now.
Wait, wait, guys, we should all get on horses.
We should all get on horses.
They're breaking our lines.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going left or go to the left?
These horses are slow.
What do you say?
Are you guys British?
Never mind. Sorry stupid question. Sorry.
Hey how you doing budge?
I'm on it. I'm popping the truck on this bus here.
I'm popping the drug out of me.
Are you like that, huh?
Okay.
All right.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I knew you would get like one shot and then you, and then you, you got to kind of take
you to someone.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't reload until you're somewhere safe or you can cancel your reload if someone's pulling up on you Coco
Yeah, I think I shoot one bullet that I switch this to one of the kill a couple guys and then retreat to reload
Nice nice bro appreciate you. Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you very kindly
I'm gonna give it to him. I'm gonna give it to him raw. I
Feel bad for the next British person. I see
Are you British sir? Are you British?
Is that guy British?
Are you British?
Okay
Alright, alright
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of fun. I wish a remote was a little faster, but I guess it's how it worked back then, but
She lives speaking now.
Follow me, boy. Follow me, boys.
You can build houses in this game. Whoa.
Are you out of attention shit?
I love you too, my attention!
Hey, pussy!
Are you like...
Ah!
Like him!
Like him!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, that was cool.
That's cool.
Alright, okay, well...
I think I got about a 1KV right now.
I
Think I think that's only right for me. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we have a different cue problem. It's your way to make my horse faster
Like this guy's fat. He's a fat horse
Hey, I do it bud
I think we're winning. I think we're winning.
We're pushing back. We're pushing back.
We're doing real good.
Is that person a British?
These guys are British. These guys are all British.
They're killing them. They're killing them.
Oh, shit.
We got that one guy.
We got that one guy.
We got that one guy.
That's pretty good.
Dude, if you die, you gotta run far as hell.
I know that's why you choose the horse. The horse is ten times better.
I think you can jump off the horse and just fight.
I don't know if you can jump off the horse. I haven't seen that yet.
But you can just fight from the horse.
Can you... can you...
Let's go Peter!
Can you jump off the horse?
Every single time you shoot you die.
Oh apparently you have to join the tent and you can spend your spawn.
So you don't have to run all the way over, okay.
you join the tent I think you do like walk up to the tent might join it okay
gotcha gotcha yeah I won't lie every single time I take a single shot I die
immediately okay
do the rewolds in this game are unforgivable there we go chowder turn
I'm the road again
I'm the road again
Joint CT on peanut
You'll acknowledge me
Peanut, lead them to the front
I'm on it, Bunch! I'm on it!
Peanut, this game kinda sucks
Fuckin' flat, man
Thank you!
This game's got a fuckin' crash, dude
What's going on, sir?
Guys, I think I might be getting Steve's idea. I'm not even lying to you.
I'm not even lying to you. I think something might be going on.
I can't even make it to the tent!
Advocate boys, lock in.
I'm gonna just claim the tent that way I can start spot it up here. You don't walk it. Okay
Hey, Coco, yeah, I'm getting stream sniped out the ass
Get to the tent before so much
Rejoice atm
What are you that fucking means?
You stand right in front of you can you stand?
It's you stay off. I need a little bit more for me
Wait a serpent team serpent team serpent team guys
I
1515 why is your horse so much faster than my ones?
How do I only wait like I gotta click I mean how do I join this?
Am I in
Oh, I can't join? Oh, sorry, oh, sorry. I guess if I could, I'd have to join the crew.
Now it's time to get revenge on this pussies with Stagbidi.
Oh, shit. Shit. Okay.
I'm just going to...
Fuck!
back. Alright, I'm coming back. Coming on back. Let's get it. I might switch off the
horse guy. The horse guy is actually to be treated very well. Okay, there's a British
person I see a British person I see one. I see one of the British people. Get him, get
Take this, you British pussy!
WESUS! WESUS!
Oh! I think I got it! I think I got it!
I think I got it!
Dude, coconut. Every time I pull the trigger on this gun.
Literally every time I pull the trigger, I die instantly.
I mean, instantaneously.
It's almost as if I'm blanking the gun at myself.
WESTON!
God, yeah.
I thought I'd get ya.
Oh yeah. Now I'm cooking.
Now I'm cooking. Little bit of serpentine.
Too fast! Too fast! Can you hit me up too fast?
Too fast! I'm too fast!
What's that pussy
Yeah, you do it much
Hey, oh shit
Okay, all right
Okay, I'm gonna wait I'm only I'm in shades guys. How do you change guys? Well, I think it was escape to change class
Yeah, can I get a pistol with like three shots? That'd be cool
This remote sucks
I
Really know the difference in any of these people are
This is what the any difference at all. Well, this guy's got a clock. We hold up
Yeah, we wait, why can't we why can't I join this?
Why we why is it locked?
There might be too many people in that same class.
What are you gonna be, do you not?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, guy, guy, wait.
Oh, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy!
Yeah, I get it!
How do we enforce this?
U.S.A! U.S.A!
They're saying you need to play an officer?
I don't know what that means.
What does an officer do?
I feel like we got a line.
We've got to push them back, yeah.
We're on a busy line.
Yes, might have won.
Did we win? Did we win?
No, let's fight for the United States of America once again.
You are killing several others.
Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
There was many casualties in the horse department,
but they will be remanded, they will be remanded,
and honored for many generations to come.
I will tell my grandchildren about the 20 horses
I killed today.
That would be fantastic, that would be fantastic.
There's anyone know when we're going currently.
The opposite of where the enemies are.
Oh, man.
Guys, they're back this way!
Go back! Go back!
That would be very helpful if they were to race in like 5 minutes together.
Why are you all dying?
We are cooking. We are cooking right now.
The challenge in the fisticuffs!
Ah, look at that.
I'm a fetish.
I'm talking about Dr. Mingus.
And I died in the middle of the camp.
He has a point. One guy. One guy left.
There's one guy left. He's cornered. He's cornered.
He can't escape.
He can't escape.
Oh, he's picking him off.
I want to watch this from the air view.
This guy is so...
This fucking game, bro.
Look at this.
Look at this.
There's a dude.
Look at this.
There's one guy on the horse.
Oh, he got him.
He got him.
I think that's it.
Oh, shit.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
United States of America baby is there.
United States of America baby is there.
United States of America baby is there.
Oh
The ship version is very fun to this
Warbriest is the game you can't see with the slurred it's like this
I don't know if you've ever seen
the silver war and the south keep is pretty brutal.
I haven't heard one slurs so far, guys.
I think Hunter's the one staying this large.
You go back in time with hundreds of drones.
You can kill everybody.
You only need one drone.
Can't P.N. keep you do one thing for you boss?
I don't have the reach that you have.
about please tell people if they are going through it, please call 988 if you're cheating.
Okay, so I think we do.
Capture all the money I have to at least provide the love.
Yeah, that's true.
No, it's part of the talk.
Oh, I think it's included.
That's true.
I'm going to assume what that is.
That's...
Thank you, Mr. Rick Rods, my boy.
I'm...
Well...
I was...
Wait, am I assuming that...
Am I assuming that number is the...
Yeah, I'm going to assume that number is the...
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah guys
I got you mr. Rick Ross. I got you. I got you now. It's not
Ideal moment for that team now. It's not an idea about that team. This is I need to enter this moment
But this would be a good thing guys. This is not a nice idea moment guys
That mr. Rick Ross, I got you
Mr. Rick Ross has to say if you are going through our time call the 988
gentlemen absolutely and and always remember what tomorrow is always worth
living for 100% of the time I hope everybody's doing fantastic really I
hope everybody's doing fantastic at the end of your life gentlemen I love you
boys thank you mr. Rick Ross I'm glad to hear what that's like
I don't see that oh we're doing a just now right okay we just
I'm doing that man I'm joining even if we're British yes even yes even if you
British yes even if you're British all right guys we should we play should we
play the the boat white or no yeah we're we're we're in there yeah any any what
was it? What was it? What was it?
Cook?
I don't do. I don't do.
Top.
Top.
NA 27, NA 27.
We we.
You guys are going to hate this.
Wait, we're going to hate this.
It's going to fill up before I give in there.
Your friends are English.
I don't French.
We can we can leave.
We we we.
I mean, I mean, oh my god.
Oh, there was a two-tile class.
Oh, my god.
We're doing French French French French.
We do we have to be the friends?
I don't know.
There's American English.
What's one of the teams?
French or English that's it. Oh, yeah, definitely. I can create I
Can create a squad
Definitely the French 100% the French. I would never fight for the English. I will never fight
does happen on
Mission unless unless it's inconvenient that I can't join a team that I might a little
I
Create our own
How do we create our own shit?
We mean but just us
Like there's crews, you know battlefield you can make a squad. Yeah, I
See squads at the top right. I just don't know how to make one ourselves. I can't join the fridge
Oh, I drop on the gunboat.
Are you guys on the fridge team?
I'm on the fridge, yeah, I'm on the fridge.
I can't do the fridge, I can't do the...
I'm on a gunboat called the English.
Hey guys, if there's anyone in the game that's in this game, can you switch to the English?
I don't want to fight for the English.
Join the gunboat, I'm on here by myself.
He hates us brits. The mouth weird to be fair.
Oh, is it weird, Mike? Is it weird, Mike?
Fuck you.
Oh, my.
Oh, you're gonna hit me with the flicky-ticky-stiffy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you and 50 other guys
with a Seret 1 kitchen knife gonna come get me.
You're the brick-steed-brackstreet boy.
We're a real crew. We're a real crew.
I'll tell you that. And then on the side,
we sing a little. We sing and dance.
fuck you
I'm not joining the English so I'm sitting here and clicking it the whole night
I'm not I'm not joining the English
someone join the English guys if you're this game and you're on the French team
can you switch to the English please
I'm on the French team
I
Click I click back in the next one the whole time
Angelica literally ended I
Chairs the team see don't worry. I I took care of the fucking British. Thank you. Good chair. Thank you good chair
We we the French versus British again
And what I haven't created a squad this crowd.
Yeah, anybody know how to create a squad?
I don't know how to get a squad.
I just bought this game just like you guys.
I was hoping you're out.
I was hoping you're out.
Oh, I'm on the British!
I'm on the British!
Wait, you're doing the British?
I'm a captain.
Well, I'm I'm British. I'm British your captain. Okay. I'm gonna be a British or
I'm British and spotting at B spotting at B
sort of be
Okay
Okay, I can try to prove which crew you're gonna join
your French
Wee Wee Baguette Wee Wee Baguette Wee Wee Baguette Wee Wee Baguette
Wait wait I am British.
Why is this guy dressed as Santa Claus?
What's both of you doing?
What are you?
You didn't give me anything for Christmas this year, Santa.
I'm just going to spoil, I don't know.
I don't know what to join.
Come in, Mike Timney, Santa.
Oh, I'm going, I'm going.
Oh, Bonseur, Bonseur.
Oh, Santa's a damn good dear boy.
Bonseur, Bonseur, Bonseur.
Wee-wee, wee-wee, Bonseur.
Wee-wee, Santa Claus.
We leave on to it
We apparently as you see what you can live with us
Well, what's the play this I
Were British wait you're what you're on the British team
You said you're on the British team. I would literally never join the British team
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I
It's genuinely spent all last match not clicking the British team
I didn't even get to play and you think I just joined the British when I have the option of not doing the British
Did he not say did he not say?
Yeah, he said British
Yeah, he said British
No, I did it!
I joined the British!
No, I didn't!
I would never join the British! I would literally never join the British!
You said British!
Fine, you know what? I don't need you on my team. I've got my own crew.
What boat are you at, Pete?
I don't know how to get a boat. Guys, how do we get a boat?
We need to find a boat.
What's the point of these fucking boats?
We do what?
No, we need a boat. How do we get a boat?
We better take their phone!
We're gonna take their phone!
Come on!
Get a boy, John!
Tina, you don't trust Q.
He put down a line for the men.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Okay, wait, okay?
I don't know.
I'm pressing Q into it because of a wheel.
wet sails
what?
it doesn't let me select anything
a jodd
get him boys get him
i could have been freeze a little better
one good say
Lock it in boys! Lock it in!
I mean, technically speaking, I mean, technically speaking,
I think that actually is an actual statement.
Bonneville boys, Bonneville!
He's probably become blue with the bladders and shit.
We're in the bad guy's ass.
Get him boys, get him!
Get inside guys, you can't be outside.
Are you French?
Are you French?
Are you French?
What's your name?
We got the soul, we got...
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Welcome to man of the beach!
Wait, sir, wait, hold on, sir, wait, hold on!
Wait, sir, wait, hold on, wait, I reload, wait, sir!
I'm sniping.
Wait, Coco, are you on that boat?
Coco, are you on that boat?
Yeah, I'm on that boat!
I want you, my boy, I want you, my boy!
Get away from me, Santa Claus!
What the fuck?!
Come on Santa, come on Santa quickly! There's no time to waste!
There's this!
You want some of this pussy?
You want some of this?
Yeah!
Got one, got one!
You're shooting at us! You're shooting at us!
Wait, hold on, sir, wait!
We have to reload!
Oh, damn it!
I'm already dead, coconut. I'm already dead.
It took three and a half-fittest days to reload.
Oh, yeah, coconut, how's that ship looking, mods?
How's that ship looking?
Hey, we're still here.
Hey, don't shoot the musicians!
Die!
God, yeah.
Run, Santa! Run!
Run, Santa!
Shut up! Don't worry, Santa, I'm protecting you.
God, yeah.
Are you French?
Oh, we-we-we-we-we!
Oh, I'm dead. Immediately.
Yeah, excuse me, you can join if you want, she's helping join the stream of week room.
I think he has permission to join it.
What?
What?
What?
What?
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What?
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What?
Where's Said?
Where's Said?
You speedin' and getting beat his ass!
Beat his ass, beat his ass!
There's one over here boys, there's a British person over here!
Ooooooh!
Enjoy that five business day reload time, I'm gonna come.
Fuck you.
Is that you, go go!
Yeah!
Good work boys, good work!
I'm dead on out!
Go back the other way quickly boys!
I
Lock it in
I do it much
You can't join the game
Yeah, you're getting so full that they're just falling down.
Oh.
I don't want to do nothing about your game.
You're getting good.
We're going to go for the elevation right now.
You what?
You're going to go for the elevation right now.
We could all join in.
We could join up a new one since we go ahead and skedaddle boys.
Yeah, yeah, skedaddle.
We could skedaddle.
By the way, I want you to know that the French were winning that, okay?
The French were winning 100%.
You bet your ass we were.
Who could it be?
Who could it be?
Who could it be?
You were not French.
So, I heard a single slur.
It must not be Saturday.
So you guys were not playing a mega revolution?
No, we're playing the boat game.
We're playing the boat game.
Oh, I said, um, sales?
Age of sale.
Yeah, boat time sales.
Yeah, what are we doing though?
Yeah, we make a revolution
It's brand new I see the top of a memory pollution it's a great valley 124 plus at 150
Okay, we sacred and a 35 any 35. Oh, yeah, I mean I mean
To begin
Man, I'm cute up
Well, he's really cute. I'm cute up
You can't join
Wait
I don't have any options.
Okay, let's leave this game.
And then, XGZ, I know this is going to be odd for you, but save the server name really fast.
And then we can all join before it gets full.
Okay, I'm going to chat.
I'm going to chat.
I need the server name.
Which one?
I need it.
I'm going to have it.
Get out of here.
Wait, I'm gonna be a sergeant. I think a sergeant's like a commander. Is he?
He's actually Canadian. We should kill him and eat him for lunch.
I see British people, I see British people!
I missed, I missed!
Fire at will, boys! Fire at will!
We have we have come up
Right here right here right here
Follow me follow me come on
We're gonna do a right flag on him and we're gonna sneak up and come in there rear
Do quick real quick
We gotta get out of here, we gotta get out of here right now.
Oh my god, oh no!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
I'm fucking dead, I'm fucking dead!
The pit for God got me!
No!
Jesus Christ.
I'm back in spot where you have to go.
I'm going to go for a right flank.
Wait, I'm coming to you.
I'm coming to you.
I don't see her.
I see her.
I see her.
I see her.
I see her.
I see her.
I see her.
Oh
We got it we got to do a right flake, but
We're on where do you spot where you spelling it?
Where you spelling it?
I'm BC.
Where you at Coco? Where you at?
I'm at the same side. I'm at the same side.
I spotted the middle part.
I jumped. I jumped. I jumped. On the right side.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Guys, right side. Come right side.
Is that you?
X, where are you?
I'm in the crater. The crater at the bottom.
Coco, Coco, Coco, where are you?
Behind the team. We're the way.
Exactly where the British people are. I know where all the British people are. There's one right there. Oh, I see a British person
Come on, come on, come on, come on. We'll do a fake on him. Then we will see it coming.
Oh!
We're going right!
Oh!
There'll be a lot!
There'll be a lot of coming out of here!
Where, where, where?
You kill him!
Oh shit.
Wait, Pete, let's get a T-flank.
Oh, my god, it's got sniped.
Oh, so close to being done reloading.
Cook, are you aiming above him?
I'm just aiming at him, I don't know.
I'm aiming right at him, it doesn't hit him, I'm telling ya.
Press Q, press Q to aim, it houses the aim.
Now Q pulls up a wheel for me.
What the hell, I don't know.
Oh my god!
I see a British person all the way to the right.
Where's X?
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
I
This gun does nothing
Guys the weak field has a good flank. Okay, if you break the tension useful, okay? Okay?
You're the go to do that
I'll try I'll try that how it's going on around here tense is huge
Don't would be soldier. Come with me. Yeah. Thanks. Let's go. We'd be okay. I have a perfect flick on the British. They don't know about it
I'm gonna
Okay, come on. I'm gonna take this guy. Oh, there's one down. There's one down. You see him
There he is. Get him good. Get him good
These guns are work
Hey
Thank you Mr. Goose. Thank you.
P.D.I.
Go get him. Go get him.
Go get him. Go get him.
Come on, quickly, quickly.
Come on.
I'm coming.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
I killed that guy.
You killed that guy?
Oh, I see a person. I see a person.
I see a person.
Oh.
I don't feel too good.
I don't feel too good about it.
I don't feel any better.
Guys, how do you aim better?
That's mouse wheel.
Button to swap to melee.
How do I aim better? He aim right at him, he doesn't know yet.
He what? What's the matter?
Aim up?
I see one!
Got one, got one, got one!
Sir, before you kill me, I have to tell you something very important.
No
Jesus
You can block with your gun
I
Didn't work
It's awful
Guys guys, there's British people over there
Sure, sir
Sure, there's British people
We got a little bit
We have to destroy the British people in a week.
Here we go. Here we go. Kill the British people.
Two seconds ago.
Oh, I'm alive. I'm alive.
Someone just told me about it.
Get him!
Charge!
What's up?
Good kill. Good kill. Get the rest.
Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
We need a plane. We need a rocket.
The van goes right there.
If you get the artillery to go closer, range it.
We how do we get the Rockins?
Yeah, you get the Rockins, how do you get the Rockins?
Thanks Bayonette
Same shooting with Moshkins isn't easy. Oh, oh gosh, okay. You got ships. Okay. Okay. I got it
There's British people be careful
Hey
Hey, yeah, you want some eggs? Oh shit. I'll be back in 20 minutes when I reload
Is that
I'll be back in 20 minutes
Oh
These guns are terrible, what about just a horse with a sword yeah, that's why better
You what what class are you guys using move like what I'm using infantry you in between. I don't know what I'm using
I'm using like a general
I'm using light infantry and I can one shot him, but
I gotta hit him. My gun doesn't work past like five meters.
Well, it's they call it a game.
I'm here right at him and it doesn't do anything.
Oh my god, man!
Hey, how you doing?
Little bit of reloading.
I'm playing fucking piano.
Little bit of reloading.
Guys, push up back.
Oh, fuck.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
go what go what sergeant Peter butter
I'm teaching class I'm teaching class which one are you cooking up what are
you what were you again which one are you
What what what guy are you?
We got a good
Yeah, oh wait, I don't get here
Here we go
Oh now I'm cooking this gun is much better. Oh this guy is much better. Oh
Yeah, wow, this is a completely different class. I
Mean this class is just different
Little bit of reloading a little bit of reloading
Are you like this you British pussy?
I think we're winning. I think we're winning. I think we're doing pretty good, boy.
There you are.
There's a bunch of guys in the spawn doing a whole lot of nothing.
I'm putting my hand on him.
Can I get there?
You to play, come on.
There we go.
Oh, this is the kind of water.
I push it up, I push it up.
I'm going for a cut right through the middle.
Got one!
Oh
You what are all these guys doing
What are we saying dude what are we saying over here? What are we saying over here? What are we doing?
You know, I think this guy's an AI, I think.
We do we wait?
Hold the red cap for John!
We need more, we need more, we need more.
Get him!
Get him!
I got him!
Get him!
Get him boys!
I ain't got it to get to
Nice
Cannons don't go on the ice
There's one of that cannon, kill him, kill him!
Get him boys!
Stop him to death!
God!
Be as thick as you can!
Eh, yeah!
It was thick there, cannon!
Oh, never mind.
I
Think we're about to win boys to be killed like 10 more times
Okay
All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and
I'm going to have that.
Oh!
GG.
GG.
GG.
GG.
GG.
GG.
GG.
America's great victory once again.
Once again, gentlemen.
Once again.
GG.
GG.
Good work out there, boys.
Good work out there.
Yo, guys.
I mean, I'm just doing my duty.
For random.
I got drafted against my will.
But it's all good.
Wait, so this is a meta if you shoot once and you don't reload, you just run out of it with your knife?
I don't know.
You just run out of them motherfuckers?
Is that what you gotta do?
I think we should try a route where we just run out of them with horses and knives.
The guns take too long.
You can only have a four per team.
Yeah, you get two dragons, two horse letters.
I'm being a rifleman.
I'm gonna be a rifleman.
I'm gonna be a horse guy.
I think you would like Sergeant.
Sergeant?
I just started.
You want me sergeant, okay?
Get out!
Oh, this horse goes way faster.
This is a cool horse.
You see my horse?
Look at this, you see my horse?
Very beautiful horse.
Very beautiful horse.
I'm not horse.
What is the name of the horse?
I'm Michael Mayer.
What is your horse's name?
I'm Michael Mayer.
I'm Michael Mayer.
How does your horse's name?
Eguardo
Eguardo
Yeah
Can you roll your arms a little more?
Excellent Mr.
Where do I have to go?
America
Oh shit
That was going to be cool for a second
That was going to be cool
I was about to say something really cool
They got it right off the junction
only thing
close dressed up as brief people America bitch oh shit me hold on me hold on
We got this round boys, we got this round.
I'll get you the fuck into it.
Oh, I got a crazy plank.
I got a crazy plank.
We have to go.
We have to go.
Come to you.
I'm in the right field.
Let's just say that.
What?
Oh.
Why are you in jail forever?
I am the right.
Get me a piece.
I don't know.
What is that?
What is that?
Where are you?
I'm in the right.
I'm looking for you.
What color is your shirt?
What color is your jacket? Oh, go get a hang of it. How you doing?
America pushy.
Adelape. Adelape.
All right, good job all the way back. Don't you worry. I'm up here. I died too. Oh, yeah, you do a bunch
Good luck with that walk. I
Do it too good. Good luck with that walk chief. I'm out of here
Okay, all right, okay, I'm okay. Okay. All right
Okay, I'm gonna double shot. I'm gonna I just go oh my goodness
Coconut I just died and I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna pass you before you get there
Oh, I'm sniping these mother is that actually like good by the way that horse. I
I think I think you get shot a lot. I think you get shot a lot are you? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Yeah
Thanks for me confirming excuse me
I'm going in I'm going in
America bitch
I went far left I went far left where you guys at I
I'm dying again
Guys I am losing order by the second I'm losing massive amounts of water by the second
This is a big problem big problem
oh oh she ever heard of America pushing that one didn't even miss that one
didn't even miss that is bullshit but I'm gonna use this one I'm gonna use this
one fuck the God the God is horrible we have all positions are walking in boys
lock it in oh they're taking echo they're taking echo how do I swim side with the
with the sword
if you only can you only hit on the right side for the for the boys I just
fast to be beat another gentleman having a good engaging conversation very
engaging on
America pussy
America bitch they took alpha and Bravo America pussy America alright guys guys
This sword is also the sword is also horrible. I don't know what I'm doing. I
Feel like all of those in the hand was my doing something wrong. I
Feel like I hit all those
You're horrible
Jesus you suck the horse is horrible. I think it is the whole
It's probably the whole
I have a lightsaber? A 1796 lightsaber?
There's one guy, there's one guy here, I missed!
Oh, I missed!
Hey, let's stop playing like Gigi!
What's up?
He's got a left, he's got a left!
Hurry, Gigi!
Get him, get him!
Fuck it, fuck it!
Wow!
America, bitch!
I got this guy, I got this guy!
Shit!
Fuck you!
I fall into metal!
Oh, fuck!
Guys, how do you hit things on the horse?
This is horrible, this is terrible
Sir sir, how do you hit things with the soy?
What's the secret
get good peter you have to get good peter
stop doing it
because you've blown them to big
oh shit oh shit's been destroyed
America bitch
America pussy
guys I will get a kill on this horse
I will get a nice couple of the swords if it's the last thing I do!
Oh, Joe Brown! Victory is at hand!
Fuckin' boys, fuckin'
Is there better guns than this?
Why has he leveled up?
Okay.
Holy shit!
I just demolish these fools.
Oh, we need to get a little bit of respite, why don't we get 10s over there?
Oh, Joe Brown!
I
Merica big
guy doesn't say we bat my ass fuck those guys they better be cheering me up they
better be saying congratulations beat it you're the badge you motherfucker
I
Get it
What a massacre what the fudge watching language
Thank you
come north come north
America bitch
Has anyone in this jet ever gotten in two kills in one life because I
It's easy. I got a
Need a literal
Millisecond that I kill anyone in any fashion anyway see for four twenty men for all the guns at me
Follow me boys follow me boys don't hold shit why not what does that do
I think I'm on a six street like six kills street
Yeah, I'm uh, uh, what do you call them?
kill right woman
Get the horse! Get the horse!
Get the horse! Get him! Get him!
Get the horse! Get the horse!
Get the horse! Get him!
That's what I think the enemy comes out like.
He's like he died.
America, Percy.
He's my horse, stupid or something.
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
America! America!
America!
USA! USA!
All right, horse guy is out.
He's seven kills, one death over here.
Horse guy is out of the rotation.
Oh, let's go to Boston! Let's go to Boston!
That's where it all started.
Oh, Boston.
You did it to where it all started. That's where it all started.
B-11.
Can you see that?
I haven't even seen me.
Where am I?
I'm starting to get it.
Well, three kills, that's very respectful, Dendi.
Watch this, I'm about to have the most kills in the whole game as long as you watch.
Just you watch.
Like, one down the way and you should just kill it, but even though you're done.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's busted.
What's going on?
Artillery is busted, that's boring.
I heard.
I don't want to be hurt.
Hey, where's the artillery at?
I want to use it.
More guns.
I want to cheat I want to cheat
Transforming has better guns and shotguns apparently
I'm waiting to get on
What do we what do we do?
Shoot him! I've got a damn slingshot! I've not hit anything unless I hit my god!
What do you mean shoot him? I just got hit by a cannonball and it didn't even faze me!
I
Think there's not enough people up here. Let's get more people up here
Guys, we need more people up here. We have 20 more people up here
And we need as many people as possible up here. Come on guys
Guys
A lot of them are back now, I think Alpha's clear.
I need more guys, I need more guys up here.
They're still there.
Oh, they're coming back.
Guys, we need more people up here, we need more people.
We need hands, we need hands.
I'm going to the front, everybody to the front,
we gotta make room for the more people.
Yeah, that's what you guys do.
We need more guys, we need more guys up here.
We need more guys! Come on!
Everybody come up here immediately!
We need more guys! More guys!
We need more guys to be here! More guys! More! More!
This guy is horrible.
We need more guys up here.
Guys, we need more guys up here.
Come on.
Come on.
We need more people.
If this guy went through, that would be great.
Sir, I need to see the people.
a new strategy.
One part we're burping at that.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
You're not going to destroy my KD ratio.
What the hell?
I am, I am. I'm just warming up.
I'm just warming up.
Just do what?
Watch this rapist first kill right here. Boom. Where'd he go crazy? Where'd he go?
That one counts as mine. I call that one. I'm gonna do a quick reload
Sir. Oh, like if you can stand still
Oh my god
Okay, I gotta change classes again. This class sucks. The sword is terrible guys. You want the thing on the end of your gun
That's where dad the sword sucks
Somebody mentioned I don't think it really works back to nobody mentioned that the trench warfare has better guns
Well, there were one gun. Oh, no, I want worse guns. Let's go. I want things to take twice as long to be long
What people thinking each other to death
I want the most KV on the whole battlefield is just waiting for people to die.
Well, they're close worse than these guns.
They never made guns worse than you.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think this is the worst guns ever made.
This is the first guns ever made.
First guns ever made.
Oh, God, what, God, what, God, what?
Sir, if you kill me.
Oh, he laid it off.
That'll happen. You always get the starting position. Let's get the starting position and then we can we can take like 20 of them down
Yeah, I'm pretty sure these are the worst kinds ever. I don't think there was a generation of guns before this was it
The wonderbosses is a wonderboss
I'm playing. I'm a crazy player.
Oh, God, you're pushing me low.
Quick reload, quick reload.
I'm going to win for the alleyway. I'm behind the bush.
I'm behind?
I'm going to shake them up.
No way, no way!
Oi, Bob!
Guys, I'm telling you, I'm out of 100 kills. I'm out of 100 kills. I've got the perfect spot.
Yeah
No
You're lucky you're lucky you're lucky you're lucky
What the hell?
Fuck you!
XTC, there's a guy stealing your joke!
There's a guy stealing your joke over here!
I
I don't think I was British, but he was ugly.
Okay, guys, how do you shoot at all with these guns?
He's done it.
He's done it.
You are never going to get those boxes.
Get him.
Whoever's saying that, fuck you.
Oh, double kill, collab, collab.
Oh, you always get it.
Okay, I'm on the side, I'm on the side.
Ah, babies.
They're in the buildings, look up.
Look up, look up, look up.
Why are the bad guys wearing red and blue coats?
Are they trying to deceive us?
Is it trickery? Are they deceiving us?
Is it the same colors to see other way around?
I don't know.
I don't know why. I see some British people in red and I see some British people in blue.
War must be tough.
You got one scd back then you were dead man I drew that through that's true
Yo, uh, uh, fucking paper cut, you're dying of sepsis,
this is terrible.
No McDonald's, no McDonald's, no Big Mac.
These guns are ass!
Yeah, that was so bad.
Holy shit! Guys, I traveled for 15 minutes to get from this back part to the front part just to get mowed down by like five guys.
Just aim in the gutter and you ride the base just in.
in the house. Get in the house.
Just keep hitting right. Keep
hitting right. Yeah, I'm in the
house. I'm going to come to you.
But then the problem with that is
is you can't shoot outside of a
house because don't go further
than like 10 feet.
Can you block? Can you block?
You got my good.
Yeah, I need to block staff. You
got that right leg.
I'm dead.
Kill me.
Kill me right now.
Kill me right now.
Kill me.
Go ahead, kill me.
Have you got any with the sound?
Oh, thank you sir, thank you sir.
Are you up here?
Are you up here?
I'm just in the house.
I don't see you here.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Jesus Christ!
Demos and forward-facing houses.
This gun is hot!
Uh, we on the side, guys.
Come on.
Come on, move.
Come on, move.
Yo, yo, yo, boys, we're all gonna go out there this same time
and give them hell!
Alright, boys?
Judge!
Oh.
I don't think we can reach that thing.
Oh shit!
There's one bomb tonight and it's fucking arrow of life.
Fuck this game.
Fuck this game.
Fuck this game.
Fuck this game.
Mr. Peanut, you must find the entire game.
I'm trying!
Yo, peanut.
What?
Just stand wildly.
Are you playing a sergeant, bro?
I have no idea. I have no idea at all.
Fuck.
Okay.
I'm following you, gang. Follow me, boys.
I've got a hammer.
Alright, I'm gonna get ten kills this game.
This life I'm gonna take us here we go first kill I hear you
Okay
On this round this life I'm getting dead girls ten girls easily
That's what that guy's up to.
These bombs are like firecrackers, they're fucking useless.
I'm gonna try to stand up and stick in there.
You have crouch, I've got aim, then I'm gonna fire.
Here we go.
I
Hey guys, hey guys
I'm I'm I fucking hate this
I
I have done nothing in the last 15 minutes.
It's straight.
I'm not on that loop as well.
I'm.
Where?
Fucking it, boys.
Lock it in.
Here we go.
I have a line here.
We got this guy.
Here we go.
Am I missing something?
Is this like orange people like the boys on the directory?
I think on a sergeant's line, you gain accuracy.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Am I missing something? Is this like orange juice or something?
The boat's on it correctly?
I think, uh, on a sergeant's line you gain accuracy.
Oh shit, okay.
15% there.
Okay.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
This is the one.
This is the one right here.
You get out of here.
No one adds to your opinion.
you know only my diet every time there's people that come out of the
Where's Joe? Ha ha ha Peter you're here for him
I want to fuck this out
Yeah, yeah
Kill me right now. You'll be right now. Yeah, I
I'm now on attempt like 17. I'm kidding you kill
Oh, they're coming they're coming good good
Here we go boys, this is the run this is the one right here
You go aim all right
I'm not changing I'm not changing I'm not changing
I
Locked it boys lock
This is the run this is the run right here
Here we go here we go
We're doing it! We're doing it! We're doing it! I'm doing it! Oh my god!
DEEEET!
Shit!
Shit!
Oh god, some bombs! God, some bombs! I got it!
I got my gun reloaded! I got my gun reloaded!
Shit!
Hold on, I'll be back in 20 minutes!
But a flush wound, but a flush wound, but a flush wound, we're done.
Oh hello sir.
Alright.
Okay, alright.
Can we change classes?
That's surely it, that's surely the problem, that is surely the problem.
Just a quick class change, and we should be good.
Just a quick class change, and we should be cooking, and we should be cooking.
Just a quick class change, and we're good to go, and we are good to go.
I feel like circumcising myself and gouging my eyes out is the play.
Their weapons have to be better than mine.
They have to be.
Oh my god
You I saw a guy taking this machete and
And side slashed me and another guy in a collateral one hit to kill
But when I use the machete, I stab it right down their throat and it is walking off
Fuck you fuck whoever said that
What do you mean by that?
I thought you'd be holding it down.
I just shot a guy and it didn't kill him!
What?
It's just another sick joke!
fuck yourself, fuck you, fuck yourself, fuck you, actually fuck yourself
fuck it in boys, fuck it in
Locking in was locking in.
I'm gonna pick up some church problems.
I think it's a...
I'm going in!
How do you undo the charge?
Every once in a while.
I'm gonna do the charge.
They have to see this.
Alright.
Didn't kill the guy.
That's chill.
That's chill.
This guy's about to beat me to death with a frying pan.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, guys, how is there a gun that is one shot killing three people?
Where is that gun?
I want that gun!
Someone tell me what gun that is.
The Carpenter?
Don't mind me, I'm just out here sniping, American sniper from Canada, helping the Americans
once again.
My now we're cooking more now we're cooking
I bought it I bought it I've got the I've got the gun
Come on gang
Let's run
How do I use the bomb?
Uh Q's underdead
Sorry, misinput!
Misinput, misinput, my bad!
How you like this?
I thought we were losing!
He's pulling on!
He's trying to hide in front of us!
I thought we were losing!
I'll be the help us!
I'm trying!
Slave us, we're gonna lose America!
No, we're not not on my watch. We're not 15 guys in that room
I got another one, I got another one, I think I got two!
Is that your two?
Is that your two?
Boy, I just got a collab, I just got a collab!
Hurry!
Yes, a thousand blessings, man.
I dance is the move, boys.
Dance is the move right here.
Alright, this is the move boys. This is the move right here. This is what it's all about right here.
It's that King Von Spenchel.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, shit!
Oh shit, oh shit.
Little bit of reloading, little bit of reloading.
Little bit of reloading.
I'm going in!
These British fucks ain't gonna get nothin'!
Oh yeah.
Little bit of reloading.
I'm telling you this is the move carpeted with the shotgun bitch is the matter right here
This is the matter
It's instant kill you can get collateral is everything it's the best it's the best
Come on boys
He's got his shotgun, he's working pretty good now!
Okay, okay!
Yes!
How do you like this, pussies?
Alright, try that again.
I
Got guns that go through houses
I'm right right behind you, right behind you.
Follow me into the black, into the flame.
That's crazy, man.
See if it's not, but it's not crazy.
Well, it's not every life that's gone for me this entire game.
I'm going for me!
Did you die again?
Get in the church!
We gotta flank, we gotta flank the right side.
Out the right side.
Alright, let's flank them.
Let's flank them.
Let's flank them?
Where are you at?
Right here.
Oh my god.
You guys don't need beans or toast for breakfast.
You better hold this fucking church!
Oh, what the fuck is that?
I'm out of here.
We didn't let people to come here.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Hey, like this, pussy?
Oh yeah.
Like this person
This is America pushy
Shit, shit, shit.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
America, bitch.
Oh shit, oh shit.
That's how much I went fire right now, I went fire.
I went fire, I went fire.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
No!
That's pretty, that's pretty.
What?
No!
How we move?
Yeah, we do how we do
Guys, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if I can play another round. Yes, that's right
I'm deleting it. You guys want to try you guys want to try that that trench?
I don't want it. I don't I deleted it. I already deleted it. I don't get it. Yeah, fuck this shit
You already deleted it that game is I don't know what that came is
Not your cup of tea. I
Feel like once you get a little better at it. It might be it might be yeah
but uh, yeah, but um, but uh, you know that was um
that was something that was something it's fun for what it's what it's worth you
know yeah yeah those guns suck those guns were horrible I can't believe that's
what they use I can't believe that's how they fought but I'd rather bite a guy to
I'd rather kill someone with my bare hands
Enrouting your fucking rifle look you got a guy 20 meters away
You're both staring at each other the four minutes before you kill each other
It's even
Even worse you guys this is actually not how they fought they use these guns, but they used to do the line in a line tactic
Oh, yeah, so they stood in like a straight line and just shot each other whoever falls down first one. Yeah
Yeah, and they switch there's like guys in the back and they switch forward they be shoot while the other guys are
Reloading you're standing still in an open-ass field just shooting each other. You're standing still watching your friends and family die
Counting your minutes your seconds
You I see like listen like dude like I like I get following in like the military following your commander's orders
And like even when it doesn't really make a lot of sense
Because like he's the commanding guy and like you're the army guy and like there's like a level of respect there
but if I was in the military and this bitch ever told me to get in a line in
the middle of an open field I would I would defect I would be court Marshal
because I would I would I would sweep oh hey guys guys I'm just gonna be
right I crawl on the ground I jump up in a tree if I'm not I'm not fighting in a
I'm cool with fighting. I'm cool with dying for the country, but I'm not doing it in the fucking line
We're gonna shoot your fucking ass fuck any uh, I
Have a not a semi-automatic rifle in this game mode by the way
wait, then what?
in
The trench warfare it's World War one stuff
Okay, I mean how's that? I have a
There's shotguns. There's like an M1 grand
But what about the rewows like is it gonna be like three minutes? It's like five rounds. I'm gonna play with those rounds
Okay, yes
I'm down to the game again
Okay
Yeah, well, let's give it one more shot, please be my last game before I get on board again. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair
That's fair. You don't even want a nightcap sand or a nightcap. Oh
Nightcap
I
Don't see trades work every time
Yeah, the bottom one lines, okay
What's there? There's one that has nobody in there is one person, but as soon as you join the
43
I'm in as well
I'm good the allied forces
Oh rifleman french raider, okay, that's even for the last game. I don't know
We go we go out again. Yeah, but I lied. Oh, oh, we're like in a whole new era. Oh
There's a shotgun. Okay. Okay. Be wise. Why we saw a shortage
This guy hit the fucking pretty
You hold on wait, gee
Gee
Okay, I like the floor dirty
He getting sturdy guys, click on the medic, he getting sturdy on you.
You see that?
Gotta get sturdy.
I'm gonna use the Abla Grant.
I got five shots on Grant.
Look who we are, you people.
By the way.
I can't scare these or my homie.
Thank you, Germans.
Let's go, guys.
We've got to get this game out of here.
This is the battle for the Bucks.
Let's get this game out of here.
This is the end of the fight in between the guy and the Bucks.
We're going to Delta.
That's where you want to aim.
Got it.
Thank you, Jared.
Thank you.
Google, Google, where are you?
Where are you today?
I'm at D.
I'm at D.
You're at D?
We're going to come in.
We're on the way.
We're on the way.
We're on the way.
I'm at D.
I'm at D.
I'm at D.
I'm at D.
I'm at D.
Get him!
You're a fuckin' poop, man.
Yeah!
What the hell?
What the hell?
We don't have to do that.
What an asshole!
We don't have to do that.
We don't have to do that.
We don't have to do that.
Let's go.
I love this in there.
Oh, I hit one!
Yeah, yeah, right in there.
Get him!
Right in there!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
This is way better!
Get him!
Get him!
You're a poop, man!
Get him!
Okay, someone's using something else in the game.
Oh, he's using a trench gun.
Wait, where did we get a trench gun at?
Holy fuck, I really got fucked up on my ass.
You gotta make sure you're winning your playing nations award.
You gotta direction and shoot.
Oh, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, oh my god.
Fucking tag it up.
Let him play. Fucking help me.
I got six kills!
I'm fucking them up!
This is way better!
I appreciate you having me!
Maybe two!
I'll see if you can go for a fucking master fight!
You're so welcome here!
Run this fucking race!
That guy sounds like he's about to tell you about a great long journey to the High of Mordor.
By the way, do you have a single game?
I have a single game!
I have a single game!
I have a single game!
I by the way, do you have a spot at D coconut? I'm just running all the way back
This is fun, I like how do you love how do you love? I don't think you can
Guys I'm on the fucking halter I'm about to pop it
if I'm shooting too far.
Oh, got one, got one.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
You guys, my head's charging.
We're losing ground to the enemy.
We're in their necks.
My head's charging.
I'm not sure.
I'm on fire right now.
I'm cooking.
You're cooking? Get a piece.
I'm cookin'!
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh, go on, go on!
Go!
Am I at the top of the list?
Oh, I was at the top of the list!
Oh, baby, you're cookin'!
You guys are bullcooking!
The Korea Sniper!
I'm about to cook even harder.
I wish we could spawn a little closer. That would be nice.
It's a long walk, boys! Long walk!
I will, brothers! Don't you worry!
We can drive the tank.
I have no idea, maybe.
Headshot!
There we go, there we go.
They're all over it, they're all over it.
Oh, headshot, headshot!
Oh
Oh
You gotta catch a deal.
Oh, they're pushing us.
They're pushing us in the back.
Move your back, buddy!
Move all of us!
Move all of us!
Move all of us!
Move all of us!
Move all of us!
Move all of us!
Move all of us!
No curse today, no curse!
No curse!
Oh, yeah, I knew it.
Well, we set up a picnic.
Is this one of those GV tables where I put a quarter in?
The pushing is back hard, bro.
Hey, Jack!
Hey, Jack!
Yeah, I'm kind of expecting this.
Yeah, boy, I'm not even allowed in here.
Oh
Thank you boys, thank you gentlemen
Oh
Mr. Coconut I beat you and killed my
Okay, I'm getting significantly worse as the moments go on
I'm getting significantly one significantly worse is Tygo John
me this way we gotta hit him
oh wait wait wait
oh Jesus
oh that's a good guy
oh we win we win we win
we won we won we won
oh that's bullshit dude
we win we win
we win we win
we lose
we were cooking boys
one more back one more
Is there one shot to the chest type of gun or no?
Like a sniper?
If you're close enough with a shotgun.
Umm...
Umm...
I think I'm gonna try to get up in there.
I'm gonna take the shotgun guy, I'm gonna try to get up in that bed.
You know what I'm saying?
I joined the Allied Forces.
Here we go, here we go.
No, not okay.
Yeah, I should be get up in there boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What a worst.
We're gonna stand for over here and we're gonna conquer our needs with a maxi gun.
Let's just go through the changes completely. What do you think? Yeah, I'm with you. Let's go
Pretty far let's we do a little coach. We'll go back to other changes. Yeah
Let's go we're on alpha right now
Can I got a small
You wanna be a few highly peanut? Yeah, be one.
There's nothing against us boys.
What's your story?
What's your story?
You hear the females.
You wanna do shit?
This is a key cuisine.
Fuck these guys, man.
I'm going in!
Get in, please.
Get in, please.
Get in, please.
Get the trenches!
Get the trenches!
Get the trenches quick!
No, I think they're fat.
Take this, bitch!
America!
We load, we load.
Who are you to with these?
Charge!
He hit it!
How do I get a grenade?
What if you don't pay?
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I have an axe.
Who is this?
What the hell?
Wait, do I have a grenade?
I don't know, I don't know!
How are you fighting that with no arms?
What?
What?
Okay.
Alright guys, actually, I don't know, okay, okay.
Guys, we gotta get in there.
We gotta get in there.
I'm gonna get in there.
I'm hired.
Bravo?
Did you get it, Bravo?
We were just...
We gotta go for Tartar's gun.
We're just gonna go for Charlie, we're gonna go for Charlie.
Okay, I'm going for Charlie.
Boo boo boo!
I should have removed that stupid table.
I'm gonna remove my bandit on my guns.
You think I might be right?
Lock him.
What?
Press G?
It does nothing!
It does literally nothing!
This guy is going to say something stupid, I already know it.
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
What?
If you want a closer spawn, you can click on a tent, brother.
Where's the tent at?
what if you want a closer spawn you can click on a tent brother where's the
tent and thank you sir thank you
What?
I can't, it's quite full, it's quite full!
Somebody die!
SHIT!
I'll open it, I'll open it!
I'm gonna kill you.
Get him.
Got one.
Got one.
I'm picking up.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh my god, I need a doctor!
Fuck, that's not, that's not good.
They're all just one doctor.
They're not going to be working their life.
Oh, I'm the way out of here!
Okay, how do I do that guy?
I'm going in!
Okay.
All right, that one didn't go sticky, but that's okay sometimes
Sometimes things are going as you want it to you don't always go to one
That's what I'm getting
I'm on it boss, I'm on it
Take this bitch
oh my god guys I think I just spawned all the way back in the beginning I kill me kill
me right now I'm pretty sure I just spawned at the beginning of the map perfect perfect
fantastic fantastic I'm hitting some crazy fucking shots holy shit I got a
hundred meter kill yeah whoa wait let's am and respawn
We're over there anyway boys.
Thank you sir, thank you, that's very kind of you.
I see the ladders there, you can just walk past it.
I don't think it's a lot of me boys.
I'm losing ground to the other guys.
Guys they're taking me, they're taking me!
When are we gonna get the burnt peanut collab on sand?
Well this isn't good.
I don't know what that means!
They're everywhere, they're everywhere.
There's peanut and sand battle pads.
Battle pads?
Come on guys, come on!
You have a good game.
Move, move, move!
I got a good aim!
Oh!
LeBron James!
Get him!
I'm so in it!
Oh my god!
Oh my god I'm crazy, oh my god, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy!
I'm on fire, I'm on fire right now!
I'm in the bunker.
I'm gonna keep pushing the left side of the ground.
I'm going in!
No!
Guys we have closer to my boys, now we have closer to my boys.
I might have to push me.
I might have to push me.
I'm going right at me, I'm running right at me boys.
We go right to DMV.
He's pushing!
He's pushing!
This is our moment points! This is our moment!
Let's get a revive.
Damn.
Oh, there we go, there we go, there we go.
That shit hurt.
Charge!
In charge!
I'm coming to see P. I got the bugger. I got the bugger. Nice
And I need to stay completely still when you shoot these weapons. Yeah, I completely still yeah, that's a good call
I'm aiming right at the guy that's 10 feet away if I move it at all it'll just go like completely ran around him
Oh
Oh
What the hell
You want to see what?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Wait, we got all of them?
Oh my god.
These guys suck.
These guys fucking suck.
I suppose this is dialogue before we fuck you ladies.
Yeah, everyone's a fun girl right now.
Oh
If this don't change the coming back, look at those squad boys.
It's over.
America has won.
Wicked again.
Wicked again.
You want to ride it?
Yeah, I think we did.
I think we did.
I'm going to go over this bunker and start murdering people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to ride this bunker.
We'll walk right in.
One after another with the shotgun.
It's great.
I'm gonna ride this bucket
We'll walk right after another with the chocolate is great
Okay, all right, all right, all right
Very chill very cool
Very cool very chill
Take the baby that off like
Yeah, you do it, chief.
The nominations are falling.
Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah.
Good work down there, boys.
Good work, boys. Good work, boys.
USA! USA!
And other guys! USA!
USA and other guys!
I'm a star and I love burger. I'm looking for the tastiest burger in the west.
That sounds delicious, man. You thinking Big Mac still?
Unfortunately, about this time, the people in my McDonald's like to get high and take
tokes off the doinkr. So if I try to order McDonald's, what happens is the guy goes
to McDonald's, it says picking up your order for 30 minutes, then the guy leaves McDonald's
and he drives around 20 miles west and he's still saying picking up your order and then
I wait another hour and the order gets cancelled and that's the whole thing.
What are you doing now, Sturley you're not going to make your own.
I'm going to drive to Water Burger and buy a burger.
Hey, give me a burger too while you're at it.
I'll get to a burger as well.
I will get to a burger as well.
Guys, let me tell you, you know what?
I'm gonna splurge tonight.
I'm gonna splurge, you know what?
I'm a fancy bitch.
I'm gonna splurge tonight.
I'm gonna get three large fries.
Three.
Six spicy gadgets.
And they have this new burger.
It's like this spicy chicken sandwich.
Ooh!
God damn.
It is good.
Three large fries, large Dr. Pepper,
the new spicy burger and you know what?
Maybe I'll even top it off.
Maybe I'll even get a sweet and spicy bacon burger.
Eat two burgers, three long fries.
I'm gonna drive over to McDonald's,
get two big Macs and maybe a quarter pounder.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
You wanna have a hearty?
I've never had hearties, no.
Shame.
You would've always wondered is why don't,
Like I said like cuz I'm pretty sure franchises sometimes are like pretty cheap to open like I'm pretty sure you can get a
Chick-fil-a franchise like ten thousand bucks
I try to play like ten thousand bucks for lay I
Was trying to do that for Chick-fil-a in Canada and they said they weren't allowing any Canadian stores
And then two months later a store opens downtown
It's a little bit of nepotism, you know, I mean a little bit of nepotism, but you know, I was thinking you're thinking infinite money, Glenc.
Why don't you just buy an in and out burger with a loan and infinite money forever?
Have you ever seen an in and out that is not serving a customer at any given time?
Those lines are always packed.
They're always back with it with it with an in and out opened in my area for the first time the line was so long that it went out
Out into the street and then out into the off ramp of the fucking highway
No job. I gotta say this on the freeway
Or maybe just a fries I had
In and out, but they weren't very good
You know how it's no franchise. We can wait. It is a franchise. What do you mean?
Was that me like it doesn't go to other people
In and out is mid as fuck no
I do I'm I've said this before I say it again in and out is not the best burger in the world
It just simply isn't but just like voodoo rangers is the perfect vector of
Tastes and high quality ingredients. It's the perfect vector burger those animal style fries are crack
I need to have fresh ones because the ones I had were like cardboard
They're like fresh in and out fries
No, they use the new real organic stuff kind of awesome good quality stuff
And it's fucking go to yeah, yeah, those guys do it right those guys do it right?
That's why they have a look I'm telling you if other burger spots
where it's even even if they took one play out of in and out spoke and were
just as consistent they would have lines on the door to like if I went to
water burger and got the exact thing I ordered every single time it wasn't
soggy it was made right I would like there'd be way more people than they
be with if restaurants would if that's what it's just stop digging around and
just be consistent they would make so much more money mm-hmm it's a month yeah
But they're not gonna do that. They've already made it
You like I have one water burger that I refuse to order from and I'll be teeth you I don't go light on you
Okay, listen, I'm just gonna be brash you guys. I don't go light on the ordinary
Okay, I order more food than I need
You know I'm talking about I exactly I like them a feast and I eat
Fast food point once a day you I'm just gonna give it to you straight that water burger is probably missed out on like
thousands of dollars just for me just cuz it's that inconsistent dude at this
point why don't you just buy McDonald's and have it like they make it so they
deliver you stuff just buy McDonald's just buy McDonald's just buy McDonald's
yeah just buy what just buy McDonald's I think you know what let's just guy
100k the it's actually for a franchise 300k and I think you have to have a
mill in the bank mill in the bank 300k you got yourself mcdonald's yeah the
real thing is is how much percent you give to the guys because that's probably
10% oh no no cuz that's that's guys that's the
well hold up wait you don't wait that's the reason Chick-fil-A let's you open a
franchise with only $10,000 is because a lot of the percent goes to them you
don't actually make that much money yeah seven McDonald's you got to give her
like 15% 20% or something no I think it's like 80% over the
No way. No way. No way. No way.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If you own a Chick-fil-A, how much goes to corporate?
Look at the Donald's though. It's like 15%, I swear.
50% of gross sales plus 50% of the remaining pre-tax profit.
50% wait wait stop your profit and 15% of gross sales. That's like that's about 80% actually
Yeah
But guys remember chick flay let's you open friends guys were only $10,000 so I keep I mean
Way there they're in there they're in their expansion era. I'm McDonald's is already up there. They don't need
If you own a McDonald's, what percent goes to corporate?
McDonald's is 4 to 5% of your gross sales goes to corporate as a service-reality fee.
And then initial fees is $45,000 to go in, and then $1.3 million to $2.6 million in startup
and equipment costs.
Okay, that's kind of crazy, but like the 45% is actually pretty damn good. That's easy. Yeah, but that's a lot of capital
You need a lot of startable currency, but if you already have one though, you're making back
Yeah, yeah, the return on that easy investment on McDonald's the average because you make money. Yeah. Yeah
What is it?
Fat fucks
55 burgers 55
55 doctor purpose. Hey listen, I go there. I know
When I go to McDonald's, I get 40 McNuggets minimum,
and that's just the appetizer.
I don't eat them all, but that's fucking shit.
Then I get the burgers, then I go for the fries,
and you can't just order one fry for McDonald's
because McDonald's has one of the best fries in the world,
two large fries, easily.
Big Mac, and then you also wanna kinda get
a variety burger, because a Big Mac is good,
but it's a classic.
Wanna get a variety burger,
something off the menu that you don't really get. She usually gets two burgers, two large fries,
40 McNuggets, and a large cup. Your time up? This is actually why we came here. We're here to
have an intervention. Seriously, because I can feed an entire family with that. Yeah. Yeah. I think
you're getting a little pudgy, buddy. And I think you're going to die of diabetes or cholesterol,
but we need to have a talk. We just want to keep, we just want you to keep going, Pina.
Yeah, we don't want to lose you, Pina. You know what I'm saying?
Hey, listen to me, listen to me, buddy, listen to me.
When Larry the lobster tell you to not live to the fullest.
Who the fuck is Larry the lobster?
When Larry the lobster say no, stop halfway.
No, Larry the lobster would say quote, live like Larry.
would say quote live like Larry he's a bottom feeder was he about living I'm
actually love to see mortal you dumb bitch
lobsters are not a lot of people are immortal they never know what Larry's
out there at the bottom of the fucking ocean eating scraps what while the
Fucking sharks are up top living their life dude living their best life listen P. Listen
We want your peanut shell to be nice and nice and Cody and colorful
We don't want you to eat like six big max and just drop dead one day, you know, no guys
No, she's yeah, she have a strict workout regimen guys run lifting weights
Okay, you got me. No, no, but you fucking tell
But I think about doing it, which is half the battle.
That's half the battle right there, guys.
There's half the battle.
I'm thinking about doing it right now.
Yeah, I'm thinking about doing it right now.
Boom, I'm healthier than you are.
Let's go.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I can't be talking this shit.
I gained some weight because of you.
The Big Mac guy definitely did not do me good.
You should be.
I do not.
No, no, you definitely influenced my decision to McDonald's.
I've been getting a lot of McDonald's.
I'm not a big Mac in years and I had to the other day
Because I was like, you know what why don't I try it? I hear I can hear in it
Didn't take you on a trip to be me didn't take you away. It took me on a little trip on a little trip
But it also
Took me on a trip to the washroom too. You gotta stop saying washroom. Yeah, I was I was literally thinking that
You
the washroom the toilet. I want
the flicky tiki toilet. What are
you? What are you? What are you?
Washroom. After I take a shit.
Yeah, I don't know what the
shimmy shimmy shower in the
witty wobbly washroom. That's
you. That's you literally right
now. That's you literally right
calls it a flicky-ticky toilet. You do! You use the flickety-tickety toilet in the
wombily-wobbly washroom taking a shimmy-shabby shower. You know, you can find me out at the
loo. I'm at the loo. I don't know what that means.
What does 2-2 micro-D mean? What does that mean? What does Canadians play?
Oh my god, bro. Don't even get me. I fucking hate that accent so much.
I hate it so much dude.
The reason why I feel like people make fun of Canada is because you guys don't know what
you guys are.
Are you guys Jamaican?
Are you guys London?
Are you guys British?
Are you guys Canadian?
We're everything.
We're everything.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
That's some Gen Z.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
No clue what that means dude.
That's some Gen Z.
Even less than Gen Z.
That's like the new gen.
You're from the 6A.
From the 6A.
From the 6A.
From the 6A.
Oh.
Heading down to the Flicky Ticky Tabin
in the 6A, are we?
What's going on?
What's going on, buddy?
What's going on, buddy?
I'm in the automobile machine.
We're going down to the Flicky-Ticky Tavern to have some
Bobby Booby beer cans.
Come down to the sixth farm.
Come on down to the sixth farm.
Oh, I'm in the sixth farm.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Down to the sixth farm.
I'm in the automobile.
That's really...
I wish you guys would come down to the sixth.
Yeah, no thanks.
No thanks.
No, I would take you to the greatest restaurant you've ever actually be it would be lost on pita
It's like termites and dog shit. I mean you see
British breakfast
You couldn't pay me to eat a British breakfast
You couldn't pay you could hold a gun to my head and I still wouldn't eat a British breakfast
It looks like it looks like you fed your dog M&Ms
And he took a diarrhea on a piece of toast and I would know because my dog ate M&Ms and
That's exactly what it looked like. That's exactly what it looked like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's why I just beat their ass in that transport there
It was fucking disgusting black pudding or blood pudding some of the nasty shit I read some of the rice
I mean fish and chips but they're called fries not chips though. That's what they call them. They call them chips fries.
That's what the Belgians call it. Chippie Chippie Chips, aye?
You guys know about the Belgians, right?
They're flamboyanty fish and chippity choppity chips, aye?
No, the Belgians didn't make the fries, it was the French. That's why it's called a French fry.
That's right, true. That's right, true.
No, because if they were Belgium, they would be called Belgium fries.
They're called French fries.
How could Belgium speak?
Belgians speak French. I don't even know what other languages would speak
Lemmish yeah, they speak
Lemmish. If it's not French fries, then why is it not called Belgian fries? Hold on. Let's just go to the French fries
French fries are from Belgium's country
Invented by God French fries. They're the ones who created the double fry and everything
French fries are actually from
No, they're not dude. Who fucking said that it's I'm reading right here on Google
right here on Google despite their misleading name. I mean, I mean, in spite of their misleading
names, what it does of their leading name of their correctly correctly leading name.
Lord traces their invention to Muse Valley in
France in the late 1600s
See that so Belgium in France French fries French fries
Why is it got I get it it's got any it's got I get it got clocked into you guys
We're standing on this awesome. There's absolutely no way that you're reading that and it's not Belgian
No, but next thing you're going to tell me is Belgium waffles were made in France.
No, definitely definitely in Belgium, definitely in Belgium waffles.
Okay, it says Belgium waffles are originated in France.
Yeah, no fucking way.
No fucking way.
I'm losing.
So we'll swap a room, we'll switch a room on you.
We'll switch a switchy doozy.
How about we switchy doozy?
His story is why we believe that deep fried
potato strips originated in Belgium.
It's Belgian lore to poor villages.
So I'm gonna deep fry this dick.
And then I'm gonna put it in your Belgium.
Right?
Yeah, some Oreos on that sheet.
French fries were invented in France.
You're gonna put it in my Belgium. Yes. Yes. I am yes. I am
Nice back rubbish, thank you. Good job. Thank you Belgium. Is it real? It's a fake country. That's why I'm hearing it from the chat
I'm getting word. Let me Google that. Where were where was hammered? We were hammered is Belgium
Germany Hamburg in Germany, right? Oh
Yes, Belgium is a real country
This is what Google says
No, no, no, listen, listen German Germans did not invent the hamburger
Germans invented the past which is just a piece of meat that they smashed they probably sat on it my accent
They go, oh, I'm good. Yeah, it's a month
We invented the burger Americans United States of America. You're talking about mm-hmm
You watch the movie the founder unit
You love McDonald's and you haven't watched the movie the founder. Oh, I remember
I watched Game of Thrones. Is it similar?
Dude, the founder is like the origins of McDonald's. You need to watch that tonight. Tonight.
It's it's a Mcdonald's burger too. Yeah McDonald's were ahead of their time. They just straight up McDonald's everybody
They just it's a pure American story too
Like pure American
You got a lot of Canadian tell me what you're American. Hey, it's I know what pure American is
All right, I got family out there. I go there all the time
I'm a family should have been a part of where you live
Wait, I'm gonna be an old dude. I'm gonna be in Chicago. I heard that places don't be reckoned. I heard that is a great vacations
But dude, let me tell you
Let me tell you
In all of my New York. Oh, Chicago. What's the fuck? Let me tell you what the first thing you should do do an old block
I hate is wait till night time and then throw you know those little firecrackers that you throw at the ground
They blow up want to go in the middle of all block while it's nighttime
And people can't really see what you're doing like what you have and just start throwing those all over the ground
Yeah, yeah, yeah yelling. Yeah, who wants up who wants up because you're inviting them to join you in the festivities and the
celebration, right? Like who wants some of the firecrackers?
Yeah, who wants to come join me in celebrating? That's what you
want to do when you're in a hotel is literally, you know,
you're supposed to have a really good idea. We should get those
transparent backpacks and put $50,000 cash in them and just
walk around saying, who wants there? Who wants this? And then
when we should immediately reach down aggressively into our
pants, like we're going to pull up something and pull out some
M&M's good thinking good thinking good thinking. Yeah, let him know. You know, you're not armed
Let him know you're not armed. Maybe even sprinkle some gold nuggets behind you as you're walking away. Yeah, uh-huh
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little lively up the place. Okay. That's yeah
Yeah, like a party party like a party like a block does not need to be live and dub oblox is a fucking party all the time
I'm saying
They're doing fireworks and shit all the time to celebrate if you guys want to play rust in their life
We can just bring 50k cash. You know what fireworks?
Right after the fireworks these guys planking, which is a new trend
I'm gonna do away for the C4 dude
Exactly exactly all right boys. Well, I'm gonna get that burger that we mentioned half an hour ago
It's new trend
Hmm
Wait
We're the next rush server actually that's a good question. Maybe we should we should we should talk
Yeah, yeah, it's talk. Yeah, let's do a little combo. Oh, yeah
Action, you know what? Let's do a little combo. Maybe we'll shut that up soon. It was that so we want to start it not too soon
Is it as a big too soon or is it or no? I
Feel like I feel like so. Yeah, it's so too soon time a little bit more time
Yeah, it was just April, like May, April, July.
Maybe just a little bit more.
But I do want to run that thing like three times a year.
What?
The rush, right?
The rush server?
Three times?
Yeah, three times a year.
That seems pretty good.
What if you did it in fall, Pete?
I'm actually not too good at the season.
What is that?
You don't know when fall is happening.
Listen, I'm always listening.
I find I consider myself to be an intelligent data, but there are two things I've always struggled with and that's
geography and
Months of the year slash the season of the year
Whenever I had to do college stuff
I would actually pull up a Google image, and I did this actually about 10 to 15 times
I don't know why we always needed months of the months of the year
And we have the little colors on it like little pictures of what you know what happens as months. It was really helpful
So I would like to know when that's a October October October, but it's like if we do October, right?
Right people have missed it man. Well, I'm December is also a great month cuz Christmas
Santa comes in your chimney eats your mouth
We have to do an October
October hey
October. Yeah, November GTA 6 comes out. A bunch of people stuck in the GTA 6 servers.
We realized that it's not that fun. Santa empties his sack after coming in your
chimney and drinking all your milk while you gave him your cookie. You're such a wanky
time what you just eating your cookies when someone's going to go down your fucking mom and going
ho ho ho you're just crying under the bed I don't I don't remember this I don't remember that but
that must be that must be that must be Korean Smiths to send a Korean Christmas Korean Santa
Claus Korean Santa Claus um all right I'm gonna go ahead and get off and get this burger okay boys
Yeah man. Alright GG peanut. GG's gang, GG's, have a good one, have a good one boys. Good night gang.
Alright boys, I'm getting up, I'm getting up. I am getting up, I'm getting up, I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
How many of you are going to taste the delicious burger, the delicious burger and some nice
crispy fries.
Nice crispy fries.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Oh, enjoy playing with you, peanut.
Yes, thank you for everyone that joined up, boys.
Thanks for everybody that joined up, gentlemen.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Have a good one.
We're gonna, I don't know what we're gonna do tomorrow.
Honestly we'll just wing it.
We'll just wing it.
I just wanted to play some random games today.
I don't even see either of these games being long term
to be honest with you but they were fun for today.
They were fun for today.
They're pretty good games.
They're pretty good games.
All right boys, you have a good one.
Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Have a good one.
Goodnight now everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Have a good one.
Goodnight now.
Rest up rest easy. Now game. Have a good one. Good. Goodnight. Good night now. Goodnight
everybody. Have a good night now. Goodnight now game. Rest up rest easy now game. Have
a good night, good night now. Goodnight everybody. Rest up rest easy. Goodnight. Don't let the
bed bugs fuck your ass. Goodnight everybody. Goodnight Village have a good one. Goodnight
Okay, good night everybody have a good one good night. I can have a good one good night
Get out of here get out good night
It's nice to meet you!