TheBurntPeanut
LOCKDOWN PROTOCOL | PARTY GAMES + NEW TARKOV EVENT | FREAK BOB FRIDAY | #BUNGULATE
07-18-2026 · 7h 30m
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How are you
Fuck up and Friday gentlemen
Boys I know a lot of you guys like why are we deaf?
I know I like guys guys guys guys guys I know hold on wait guys I'm not doing it
I'm not doing it you can read my lips if you can't hear me you dumb bits you have
just you have me being on your side power of listen boys I love me some power
I love me some power up just like the rest of my hearty pirate crew but it's
It's gotten to the point where it's like,
in the beginning we were going out,
and we were like, oh my God,
what's that really cool new Pokemon?
Oh my God, we caught up with a 0.05% chance,
that's insane, that's crazy.
But guys, we're at the point now in the game
where if I hop on Power right now,
it is six hours of me hitting the rock.
in six hours of me watching a fish poop.
In six hours of me getting some llama,
the shit out, 800 walls so I can have a t-shirt.
You're talking about boys,
you're talking about playing it wrong.
You're a sellout.
That game sucks.
Thank you.
All right, I like that guy the most.
I like the fourth guy the most.
See the fourth guy, I like him the most.
He was very kind, thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you.
Thank you sir, thank you.
Losing to JG, we also did not lose to JG,
it was we'll call it a tie, we'll call it a tie,
we'll call it a tie, we'll call it a tie.
I miss sand, well guys, the tournament's still happening
tomorrow, we still have the sand tournament tomorrow
at five PMCT I believe.
By the way, Nick Merck's dipped out,
so I don't have a third, it's just me and gimmick,
and I already asked Coco, but he joined JG's team.
We're gonna have a third on our team.
I'm trying to reach out to Coachy, but he's not responding.
I know, I know, I know before you,
before, I know before you say what?
That's so unusual for Mr. Coachy.
But I'm telling you, I don't know,
I don't know who our third's gonna be.
Trout, XQC, gimmick, well, unless gimmick can
procreate without sexual endeavor
and duplicate himself like a cell,
that's gonna be hard to make gimmick on third,
considering he's our second.
Considering he's our second considering. He's our second a baby. I would assume if he was on another team
It's a baby on another team. Oh
Maybe a baby. Maybe a baby. Maybe like listen, let's I'm gonna wait till closey
I'm gonna if close you doesn't respond by tonight. I'm gonna invite you to just be a baby or something
Oh, whoever or whatever hot hot story. Oh, well max Holloway
That's a good idea actually. Oh, no, he probably
He probably hasn't played before you probably suck
Maybe.
There's Max played this game.
Does he mean dough?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Dough.
Dough.
Uncleared dough.
Uh...
Well, actually, well, speaking of Max, I'll be...
He said he might join us tonight for the party games.
We'll see.
Well, I'll keep you posted.
But let's join the gang.
Let's join the gang.
Let's see what's crackin' like.
Uh, Nick A-30.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, that would be the collab of the synth tree.
Oh my, that's all I dream of is to play with Mr. Nick A-30.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, but you guys, hold on.
That actually just gave me a great idea.
What about me, Asmongold and Hassan?
Just imagine for a second.
Oh my god, just imagine for like two seconds.
Oh my god, just imagine for two seconds.
Just think about it for like two seconds.
Oh my God, just think about that for like two seconds.
Oh my God, that would be amazing.
That would be amazing.
I don't think I would get one word in the entire time.
I don't believe I would be able to say
one word in the entire time.
That would be hilarious.
Honestly, you know what?
Listen, that when I first said that, that was kind of troll.
Wait, hold on, keep, let's put a pin in that.
Let's put a pin in that.
Let's see, let's see if we've got something there.
Let's see if we've got something there.
All right, let's join the gang.
Let's join the gang.
Let's join the gang, let's join the gang.
Hello, everybody, hello!
Oh, goody-goody, buddy.
What timing.
Oh, what, did you just get back?
I just unmuted too, and I was just about to say hello,
and then you said hello, and now I'm confused.
Am I you?
I am I, because peanut?
I'm
All right, Mr. Hodge, okay. Listen to Hodges is jealous that he's not involved in our Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday butt stuff sessions
This bullshit, honestly is it on the wait list for weeks? You yeah, well
Well, let me tell you something mr. Hudson when we need a couch to do it on you'll be invited. All right
I
Need a beanbag made of flesh to mother fucker. You're there. You're you're the first one up
All right, pal. I approve of this perfect
By the way, remember this is it this is the game that it's like kind of annoying make sure you're all appearing online and
Oh, yeah, your scheme settings allow friends to see your game. That's the only way I can change the privacy settings
It's true. Yeah
Because these guys never told me I'm gonna tell you if you run too much you pass out and die
That's not he's lying. That's not true. I learned that the very hard way
That's not true. He's making that up. He's making that up
That's a prankster
Go go go go. You have to you have to appear online and then also go to your privacy settings and say allow friends to see gay
Okay, okay
It's it's a stupid invite system
What the hell?
You're gonna bite me up, you know, wait, okay. I'm making the lobby. Hold on. Let me see. Um, okay. I'm booting up
I'm booting up
I'm going online right now. What's up?
Private lobby name
Part
five
Okay
Game detail is public and Steve. I can't get those guys. Yeah
We have a we have a new lobby
Hmm
Pyrtina game
Ask him about you've seen guys I've already made the joke I already made a joke as soon as you got the discord
I asked him at the minute coconut got the disc when I said coconut. I need your help
How do I lose $8,000 in 15 seconds as the first thing I said I don't I don't even if I said hello
I don't even know if I said hello. I don't I
I about this well we hang out next I will fight a homeless person and it'll be better
Pretend to be max hallway
I could pull off
I
John you're talking in the game
Who's this guy?
Because you bought the wrong game
First wasting $8,000 now wasting $10
Oh dude, I've been out of town for a while now, now that I'm a spiral, it's been terrible.
Alright, who else is not in the game, Gimmick, I don't see you, and then, I think that's
you.
I just booted up, I just booted up, and now officially, I'm in the game and ready for
an invite.
I do not, I repeat, do not see you on the invite list.
even a little bit. I'm not on the invite list. Oh, your days on the list. You're not getting
that money. This is the exclusive club. Oh, you are. Did you serve me on late? She got
something like 2 p.m. She's stressed. That's right. They changed it. So you can't adjust
it. But you're talking. Coco just bought one of the worst games ever made. But you know
what he's talking about? Total like that was that was totally like that online though. I'm
I'm on line, I'm on the list.
You don't have to list.
I got the game, I got the game.
Let me check if you did something wrong.
Let me see, gimmick it says you're playing Power World.
You know what, you're right.
You haven't still opened?
Now, now that makes it, now it's no fault of my own.
There you are. There you are. There we go. There we go. I mean, you don't get hot. Oh,
you sound good. You sound good. You sound good. All right, I'm in, guys. All right.
Is everyone, Jakey's gonna be here in a second. We'll play a game without it. Where's Mr.
give a cat that's mr. gimmick with code one
see much you got a new new cosmetics is that you where's the cosmetic that's
What's up? Yeah, wait, how do we personalize our guy like did you get?
You gotta buy the skins that she had though that down was nice you can't earn any of them
No, the one she said she bought the one that I don't
Hi this game should fucking warn you dude what the hell do not click on it
of the lock suits do not click on any of the lock suits that is wrong with this
game why would it okay it doesn't it actually doesn't send you where you
think it does okay it got okay thank God as well I was oh my god I thought my
full name and shit right up on the street. Oh my god dude. Oh my god. I bet your heart
is out of your butthole right now. Wait, hold on. Wait, is it, is it, is it by Lockdown
Protocol Tiffany or you just get Tiffany and you get all of them? Wait, hold on. What
do you say? Do you need to buy each Lockdown character for $10? Seems a little drastic.
That seems a little... There's no way you did it. Just shit yourself. Wait, hold on.
Can you only buy one lady? Oh, I see I see you buy Tiffany Theodore went to a would to be Delphine Cleo or retro
Oh, oh, they're all called Tiffany. They're all called Tiffany. Oh
That makes complete sense that makes sense to me that makes it
I just bought I just bought the thing I'm going back
And it didn't work all right
Well, no, I got a guy. Hey, what's a loser fruit? Oh
Am I a lady or a guy?
Here comes Jack. Oh my god, I'm Jack. I am Jack
Oh my god. Okay. This is my guy. This is my guy right here. This is our guy. This is our guy right here. This is our guy.
Okay, I bought one. I bought one. Hold on here.
Oh my god.
Very festive.
Oh, yeah.
It's looking a little warm though.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah. How do I look?
Well, hold on. I gotta-
Like you're going for Christmas.
I gotta- I gotta- I gotta- I gotta finish my-
Oh my god.
He's coming.
He's obviously done a lot of
Fetch some jazzy here. Oh, come on in. Whoa my god. Hold on. Oh
Okay, all right, now I'm cooking.
Now I'm cooking right here.
Check me out, boys.
How am I looking?
How do I look, boys?
How do I look?
Hold on.
Looking snazzy, we are looking snazzy.
Oh, woo!
Okay, wow, got a little twinkle in your eye, huh?
You look like an Egyptian God.
You look like Osiris.
Thank you.
the bathroom's got that way.
Yeah, you got it, boys.
You got it.
Can you see mine?
There's it. You look pretty similar to that.
Oh, you got it on Christmas fast.
Yeah, and I got a little spider.
Christmas spiders.
What makes a Christmas spider?
I'm going to change.
Oh
You think you better you think you better
Hold on why I fit there's no way one second. Uh, and I share me
Share me on do you? Oh, there we go. All right. There we go guys coming back coming back up
Just gotta fit through this door. There we go. Oh, there we go. Yeah, we go back again one more time. Okay
So you remember how you were scared about, you were scared about playing all that or showing all that stuff?
Yeah. I did it. I did show all that stuff of mine.
Well, John's getting swatted tonight, probably, um, and left, then come on in, BigDigBig.com!
BigDigBig.com!
All right, all right, okay, all right, good work, everything's going good, everything's
going good, good strut through the night.
Uh, all right.
Can you guys see me this is what I look like by the way, uh, you have a computer in your face
Sorry, no, no, I was talking to
I'm ready if you do one imposter. I usually what about the way six guys, right?
That sounds good to me that sounds good to me. I'm so Jack. I would I would fuck myself. Oh
Fantastic. All right
Wait, 12 minutes, right 12 minutes, 12 minutes, this is one, task count three, you think it's
good? The only person that hasn't paid yet is coconut. I need 12, 12 minutes and three
tasks on five, we get right? Is that good? That's good, that's fine. Wait, okay. Whoa.
Whoa, I am...
Oh, you cheated.
I downloaded the wrong game.
I downloaded the 2001 version.
He downloaded the 2001 version.
I did get a driver update ever, guys.
Yeah, no, he got the discount version.
It was half price, but...
Yeah.
It's a little persnickety.
It felt a little wrong.
No, get a driver!
Oh, damn it.
Damn it, I wanted to be the cool guy.
I want to be the cool guy the first one nobody paying attention to the first game
I'm doing skipping
You have it. Yeah, you got it. We all have the same watch you have it
I bet P that is the pillow. Oh
You can wear it. I'll change next game. You can wear it. No
Hunches the killer
Changed a number of circles on the scanner, so it's super easy now
I
Changed a number of circles on the standard so it's super easy now. Oh, that's a great idea, Mr. Peanut
Guys I'm pretty certain gimmicks the killer and he's gonna kill me when I'm over there, so who's that? Who's over there?
What's who's that guy?
Let's go go figure out how to talk to the game yet.
Go up and down Mr. Coco.
Oh he probably didn't put his mic input.
Was this the game you had to...
Coco, change your microphone input.
It's on the wrong one.
Oh that was the other game.
Oh it was the other...
Okay.
Alright.
Let's crack this out Mr. Coco.
Let's crack this out.
Oh I've been talking to you Bob.
Muted.
It didn't work too well.
It didn't work too well.
Oh, yeah, I heard that that judge-
Did you see what came out today?
What?
The Knight's Dead, burnt peanut animated?
What?
Why do you need so much?
The Knight's Dead, burnt peanut animated,
posted a clip from it.
No way!
This is my favorite one.
Huh?
And all bandits touch war heaven, that would happen, and all bandits...
If you die, coconut, I won't hear from you.
Coconut, if you want to watch, you'll die.
Okay, we gotta explain this to the other guys.
We gotta let them know we're not the killer.
No, this is bad luck.
Guys, hold on, hold on.
Guys, John killed coconut!
John killed coconut!
I have a string of you guys here. I will see you by now.
I shot killed coconut. I shot with my own eyes.
I tell you, I'm giving stuff away and killing 100%, I'm giving it to 1,000% to kill 100%.
I say we just fucking kill him.
Oh my god, oh my god, nothing, nothing, nothing, we're just hanging around.
Don't worry about me, I'm just hanging around, don't worry about me, bud.
He's the one that said you were the killer and I said you were innocent.
Get to work!
I'm, I'm good to work, I'm good to work!
Get to work!
We ain't paying you just to stand around.
Wait, hold on.
It's coming to its body.
It's cooking at peak.
Coconut was dead right here.
Oh, he's got revive.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
You could dig it.
I think coconut's the killer.
He's the only one.
I said you're the killer.
I could have blasted the guy through and feed his with E.
You know that guy.
you know that guy's butt this is an SMG
oh I love it
it's what I'm saying give it back
give it is the killer one thousand percent I've never been pushed into anything
I'm standing with the group
one thousand percent one thousand percent
one thousand percent
How do you do delivery?
Uh, uh, I don't know.
What?
What do you do with the detonators?
You can't even look at the detonator.
I'm gonna trust you. If you pull the trigger, you're gonna blow me up, so don't pull the trigger.
Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!
Oh no, it's not in here, where is it?
I don't think it's 100% squadrate.
Wait, is it definitely not 100% squadrate?
Passed it on the shelf.
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm gonna not be plotting my murder, I feel lagging behind.
I was I was asking my bucket is where the debt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was I was
Okay, give it just left that area
I should be doing tasks so that we win
Oh
Okay, well now we'll do more delivery.
No, Miss Shot, Miss Shot, where you at?
Hold on, Miss Shot, we should probably do the delivery.
We'll run out of time.
Oh, what, you wanna cookie?
You wanna cookie your fat bitch?
I bet you do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, eat it.
Rub it all over your mouth get the chocolate around your lips you slut put this chocolate rub the chocolate over your mouth you whore
Into the box
I found a box inside one of the boxes
that I used to get the person you know what I'm struck me
I was me I was just peeping at the bottom
Can you take me to one of the deliveries you did?
All right yeah I've done four I did I just did the med day and then I did
Can you show me? Wait hold on can you show me?
One of them can't cry on the computer
Now hold on how do we do this? How do we do this?
How do we do this?
What is this? Oh I got a love shirt!
I
You're off the next round, but we got we have a surround
Coconut wouldn't know how to do that. Oh, can I actually quit the game? So there's a chance that there's no killer
Let me, let me just ask, let me just ask,
what was the affliction?
It was deliveries, it wasn't coconut.
Coconut, coconut, where, can you just tell us
that the game is working, are you the killer?
I believe so.
I believe I was the guy that I was supposed to kill you guys.
All mine were done correctly.
I'm gonna check one last time.
Guys, guys, guys, team meeting, team meeting right here,
right now, right here, right now.
Guys, I just got word that coconut
I think she was the killer when he quit.
Oh, that's, yeah, that would explain a lot.
You just reset?
I think we have a high-speed, every man for themselves is trying to kill each other!
I'm gonna pay you, son of a bitch!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Give me some a murder right?
Do we got a gun?
Get his ass. Get his ass.
Does everyone panic?
What? Where's my shikibiko like?
I don't think either of them remember that you can put the ammo inside the gun and get more ammo.
I'm coming, I'm coming, where are you? Hello? Hello?
Hello, Mr. Spider!
Oh my god!
Shitting blows!
Oh, hello, Mr. Spider!
Oh, hello, Mr. Spider!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Gotta be careful out there.
Gotta be careful.
And now I run myself to death as the picture.
I know you can all hear me right now.
Bask in my glory and watch.
Watch as I join you in an upper higher level of Valhalla.
If you run yourself to death, you're stupid.
All right.
Good work, Steve.
Good work.
Good work!
Coconut, I'm sending you a new invite as we speak.
You won the game, Coconut.
You know that?
You won the game.
I'm a winner.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
I always do you good, Mr. Coco.
I do, John.
Well, we can hear you now.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
What's up, guys?
Hey, there he is.
There he is.
God, holy shit, what's up, guys?
Hey, there he is.
There he is.
Time to drive!
Damn it.
Damn it!
That's a good day to work.
Talk to you, talk to you.
That's right.
I'm doing deliveries.
Miss, give me a break.
Miss, give me a break.
That's a great day to work, my god.
We gotta go to the scanner.
This is you and me alone and no witnesses.
Okay, alright.
Alright, I'll go.
I'm going to do the scanner with Peanut.
I'm going to do the scanner with Peanut.
Just me and him.
Just me and him alone.
Just me and Gimmick.
No witnesses.
No witnesses at all.
We're just going to the scanner.
Yeah, I think you're gonna be scared with the peanut.
Where me and Peter are gonna need the scanner.
It could be anyone actually on the way I could get launched,
could be someone else in here with him.
You never know.
Here, John, come here.
You never know.
Going to the scanner.
You never know.
I could get launched.
It's coconut.
Coconut's in here, too.
Coconut's in here, too.
Come here, John.
All right.
You like coconut?
You gonna do that.
You do that.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
It's like I'm a model or something.
Take a photo.
Hold down right click.
I got down there, I got right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Up?
Stop!
Up up up up up.
Smidge?
Smidge is smidge, is smidge a...
I smid. I smid ya.
That's not you're not even moving.
You're so smid.
Give me, I'm gonna get smidged.
Oh my god.
I'll just do it, I'll just do it.
Where is it?
now you're not in the you're not step forward step forward okay okay stop to
the right stop back back back to the left okay now perfectly down just straight
down go go go go go go go go go go stop a smidge to the left a smidge a
I hate her. I hate her to the left. Stop!
Inventory is a crime!
Holy shit!
No, it weren't T-Good!
Oh, holy shit!
We're doing pretty good!
Oh, the guy's got a gun!
Whoa!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
You really just...
Oh, man!
What's wrong with you?
Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me!
Oh, I'm just...
I got to go, I got to hit the bathroom, bathroom break.
You guys stay here.
I didn't even do anything.
Oh my God.
What?
What?
What?
Hey, stop, don't do it.
Don't get it.
I didn't do nothing.
What?
Oh my God.
What?
Don't say it, don't say it.
We got to go make pizza sushi.
We gotta go make some shoo tea!
I don't think I heard you.
We're right here! We're right here!
I think we gotta grab the ingredients right here.
I'm gonna do this one.
I don't know, I've never done this one.
Rice? We need rice?
Sweetened up a side. I know about rice.
Oh my god!
Agent detected!
Agent detected!
I'm supposed to be Agent!
There's an Italian spot there.
Oh my god. There we go. Wait. Oh, no, we need rice. Now we need to find rice. Come on,
gang. Oh, I think I knew where the rice is. Oh, don't kill Venus. Venus? Venus? Wait.
Who's coming? Who's coming that way? It's John! He's the killer! He's the killer!
I put the rice in the machine.
No, no, no, no, no, no, right here. Right here.
This one. Put it in the toaster.
Put it in the toaster.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Put it in the toaster.
the toaster. Wait no it says insert rice. Put the rice in the toaster. I got it I got it I got it.
right here right here right here back got him again the fuck you it's all right
what job we killed hutch use the bad guy
oh what's that I just have a watch I shoot him in this area
oh oh shit watch out watch out wait what's happening this one does but I'm
okay hutch did try to give me a gun earlier really sketchy I don't trust them
I got the fish, I got the fish!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Oh my god, this is on high level.
This is a bit of bad cooking.
This is not bad.
I got it again.
This is the last thing.
You've got all the deliveries.
I did. Thank you.
We need plants of some kind.
What type of plants do we need?
We need to get cucumbers and some firsts of vegetables, I think that's what we're gonna do.
It's rice and salmon and we need out to see me
We need to feel a yaki seasoning
The session was Josh
What we get the seasoning from I don't know
Where do you get?
I'm getting worth it. It's on the tables
Table one oh, maybe you want to cookie
Oh
Hey, hold on wait it takes another jar. Oh, it has to be one of the plant jobs
Eat up
People which type of plant does it need
Hmm
We're fine yes, Bob that's probably fine
Guys is easy to be not good I got it. I think I got it. I think I got it. How do you see how much they wise?
It was glowing it was glowing all the plants are going
No, no, this one's low and going
Oh
I
Oh, that's a delivery!
No, no way, he's right!
Oh, it's a pizza box! It's a pizza box!
What do we do?
Oh, you do press the button.
Did it?
The packaging's ready!
Good work, team!
Holy cow!
That one!
Uh, grab it.
Okay, I think we put on the table right here, right over here.
Which one?
Well, we put salmon and rice in seaweed on it.
White rice?
White rice, no, we had black rice, it was black rice.
It's this one.
No, no, we did black rice and salmon.
Hold on, wait a second.
Wait, hold on, wait.
I
Die because his person doesn't like salmon
I think we made the wrong pizza we made the wrong pizza
What do we need?
That's not a shrimp!
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
That's a shrimp!
Okay, alright, fuck it, it's a shrimp, whatever!
Shit!
Shit!
How do you get the back of the job?
How do you get the back of the job?
How do you get the back of the job?
I remember the jobs!
I remember the jobs!
I am the champion!
I am the champion!
Good work, gentlemen, excellent work, boys!
You really did prove what I'm talking about!
Guys, I don't understand why you guys even request me putting this thing on it!
I didn't mean to.
You polka-knots killed me for school!
Everybody, you guys thought that I died and I was stupid, but I killed the important people before I went.
The polka-knots killed me for the fun of it!
Wait, guys, when you're making the pizza sushi, if it's black rice and shrimp, what plant do you use on it?
I'm sorry.
It doesn't require a plant.
I don't have a plant here.
Because we don't know what we're making.
That's two things, was that no idea?
We don't know what's happening.
No one wants it.
It's a red dough.
It's a red dough.
So that's crazy.
The red should be thrown on the table.
We haven't done it before, so it's easy about plant.
The trip really screwed me off too.
Yes, I was a lunch and that's not a trip.
That's not a trip.
Guys, it's a trip.
Guys, I'm still confused about what plant that it wanted on the pizza.
No one requested a single plant. Can you skip that part?
Full metal. Thank you, bro.
Thank you, full metal. Thank you.
Thank you, full metal. Thank you, my boy.
Full metal, my man. Full metal, my man.
Full metal, big time. Full metal.
That is my man. That is my guy right there, full metal.
I remember Full Metal stayed by a family from a burning house. He's such a great man.
Oh my God, he's served in Vietnam. You see, he's got seven bears.
I just kissed my car.
I kissed John while his cousin watched.
That's it!
Let's...
Ride!
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
I'm back to work. I'm back to work.
I'm doing the deliveries, guys. Oh, you got the. Okay. Oh, oh, hey, Mr. G.
Hello. We just started a game. It's you. My G.
My excuse me. Like him. No, no, no, no.
Oh
That's good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gigi's a discord. Well, how do we open these doors?
We need a key card.
There's like a 75
Can I explain something to you quick?
I know I'm not the killer right?
You're right, and you're not the killer right?
right? Right? And there's four other people, right? Right? Okay, so if we just kill coconut,
that decreases our chances of losing by 25% right off the bat for just that's it. You
know what I mean? The logic checks out, let me just grab this real quick, all right? No,
I thought you had a gun on you right now, huh? I ran the number. Don't make me put this motherfucking
on your bitch asses and peel that mucky cat back blue.
Don't fuck with me.
Do you think he has a gun?
I don't think he has a gun.
I don't think he has a gun.
What are the chances he knows how to use it?
I'll shoot this son of a gun right now.
What are the chances he knows how to use it?
I highly doubt he knows how to use it.
I highly doubt it.
Whoa, get back.
He doesn't even have one.
He doesn't even have one.
Get back!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Don't kill me please please please I'm innocent I'm innocent
I'm gonna get the defibrillator.
He was guilty. He was the killer.
I knew it. I knew it. I was 100% certain.
What are you doing in there?
That's a weird place to be.
Look around.
There's no tasks in there. That's a very unusual place for an employee to be.
I always look for the weapons, no matter what.
If I go in then, the defibrillator's gonna be on that wall, right?
There was another one, man. There was another one.
Oh, okay, okay.
Woo!
Alright.
We're going.
Hunch.
Okay, hunch is clear.
Hunch is clear.
Hunch is clear.
We're good to go.
We're good to go.
Yeah, I'm sorry to say, if the defibrillator was gone, it was 150% hunch.
150%.
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
Oh, what the fuck? My life?
You're alive!
Oh my god, thank you so much, man.
I'm going, I'm going!
Okay, alright, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
What happened to him?
I revived him.
As soon as I revived him, he started sprinting toward me to kill me, and he just died.
Wait, what? Why?
I think you only have like one health when you get revived, so he's been like two seconds to die.
I just didn't scare him on myself.
Well, alright, that solves that mystery.
That solves that mystery.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hello, now, hold on now.
What are we, what's going on here?
Oh.
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
I gotta tell you, I gotta just explain it one more time.
Give me, give me, I revived coconut.
What?
and he was pissed that we tried to kill him so he grabbed that pen and he sprinted towards me and he died immediately
To be fair, Hunts didn't warn him
I'm not a feeling Hunts is a bad guy, I'm not a way to feel it
I feel like he's looking for reasons to kill us
I feel a little nervous
Let's take together Kevin, let's take together, let's...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, come over here, come over here.
Okay, okay, alright, alright.
At least you would give a kid some secret.
Wait, I opened up the files.
I opened this up.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
No, damn it.
It's still...
Oh my god.
It was giving.
Okay.
So...
What the hell, giving?
Shoot someone out, jackass!
Shhh!
I am giving.
You're not first!
Yeah, that's right.
Fuck you guys!
Fuck me!
You killed yourself!
Fuck it!
You killed yourself! You're an idiot!
Fuck you!
I revived you!
You got at least one of the other guys to get cover by you!
You were standing in between!
You were standing in between!
You were standing in between hugs!
You were standing in between hugs!
Wait, you missed?
No, I was the killer. Yeah, I knew it. I was glad to kill hot
But you're standing in the way. I should have repositioned
Maybe someone will bring us back to life. Maybe so we'll be kind enough to be charged in the field today
Oh wait, where is he?
Do you kill Phenus?
No, where is he?
I made you a delivery.
He loves doing deliveries.
He loves dropping off that load.
He's your Phenus!
He's your Phenus!
I don't know. I don't think he's dead. I don't know. I don't see him.
Well, I cast him. It goes.
Well, I wouldn't be like, scared of this shit.
Well, yeah, we're like ghosts.
We're like ghosts. Holy shit.
Well, hold on.
Where are these points, though?
We should have made sure we never killed anyone in those three spots of whichever.
I just know if he came or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Okay.
Oh, Peter, good boy!
Good man!
Thank you, Mr. Ford.
Peter, good job.
Oh.
Peter, I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
Jesus!
I would have held you talking about coffee,
I think you could tell you're a good man!
I think you might be hot!
Why is that not a good one?
Yeah, don't fuck with me.
Gimme was the bad guy, right?
Gimme was the bad guy.
Gimme was the bad guy.
Why is that not a good one?
Coconut, you killed yourself, dumbass!
You killed me first, you guys!
Yeah, I reminded you!
That's true, but I wanted mine back.
I was pissed.
Why not go for one of the people that killed you?
I'm just trying to figure out where the people this time. I don't know where it is
Watch the enemy would watch the enemy. She's doing it with me. Well, watch it with some time on the stream
Yeah, I'm gonna check back there John. I don't know where it is
I'll give you the coat. I'm looking on the ceiling
We're giving
guys
Go speed it goes meeting over here goes meeting goes meeting
Goes meeting goes meeting goes meeting goes meeting
Guys guys guys when fetus is the is the bad guy immensely. It's gonna be so
Ridiculously obvious you see he grinds the tass from stars and
Yeah, he doesn't care at all. I mean the single moment you see
Yeah, we need one of these guys to have the great employee, he's a great employee.
Yeah, he's a great employee.
As Mr. Bezos would do, once he takes a break, we kill him, just kill him right off the
ramp.
That'd be just the bad guy.
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay, where does this one go?
There's anything we can do to suck with them?
You know, like, three from a little?
I wish, but no, I don't think so.
I'm great every mommy keep up
Number one
Number one number two or three. Okay, I thought you had to make of all the same color
Who's it?
I think they're doing it.
They are doing it, right? I don't know how to do the same.
I'm going to point it out at once to me.
Guys, this is so easy.
I'm going to get some of these rooms, give me 14k.
That's a speed.
I'm going to get some of them right here.
I'm going to put in 1234.
I believe so, yeah.
We're looking for the fourth. I don't know where it is.
I don't know.
I think it's 123.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to put in four columns.
Anything's just red, yellow, and I'll grab the next room.
Watch out, damn it.
Oh
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah
That'll help
Thank you for stuff there, bud
My life, I guess it is a green one
I think it is a green one, but now that I'm remembering
I think we need to find the green fire extinguisher
I don't think I can revive with one fire extinguisher
Hey guys, do you have fire extinguishers in the other room?
Do you have to lose this?
You know we were about to lose this when the hunter died like two seconds in
Oh, where the hell does the green one spawn?
Is that what we, is it, wait, it's only three colors?
What is he supposed to do?
What's, like what?
What is he supposed to do?
Once one pops up, you go up one number.
Oh, we need to put like a red or a blue thing.
Okay.
Oh, hey what?
Oh, he wiped.
Yeah, we wiped, bro.
Wait, yeah, we wiped.
Is he there?
Is he cooking? Wait, he just went.
He might have won.
How do you do the other one, right?
Oh, shit.
What?
Mind you not understand that at all.
Oh, it's incredible.
What?
On myself?
What?
How is that the combination?
It's gonna be real!
Oh, and we still lost!
We are at!
How did we lose that? How did we pass we lose that?
I've never done the price before.
I got the first one.
How do you do the price before?
It is just you first.
I've never done that one before.
You never get any light in between.
How the hell did you win that?
Come here.
Hey, why don't you come up and kill me?
Hey, you ain't bad, you son of a bitch!
Oh, god damn!
I'm going to make you my dad!
Yes!
Haha.
Hooray!
Oh, not bars, bars, bars, bars.
Wow, Jesus Christ. That was a...
Oh my God, he's starving in.
Good work, everyone! Good work!
Miss Angie, we are ready. We are ready to go.
Wait, is Angie here?
Are you invited?
I want to get that.
It was here.
I got it.
We'll have the specs.
We'll have the exact same thing we do.
Go into the scanner.
I love this game.
God, you're stuck.
Blast it. Pop the tongue out of these for you.
How do we look like different?
Come on.
What? Did you watch the game?
I was going to watch it a little bit.
Maybe when I change it from this game to the next game.
game to the next game. Okay.
You're talking.
Oh, please. Yeah.
Oh, now we're taking away the
drive.
I'm gonna say something to
my good friend. Good
friend. Thank you, Bob.
What do you think?
Alrighty, Alrighty.
It's just, it's just, it's just
how to reset.
How to reset?
I'll do something.
I'll show you my rotation.
I'll show you my rotation.
I'll show you my rotation.
Yeah, show me that rotation.
There's things first.
There's things first.
I come in here and I kill talking.
Okay, alright.
We're going to talk to that one official learner.
I get it.
I get it.
I'm one official learner.
I'm just kidding.
I would have killed it if I hadn't already got that.
Clean up your trap.
Oh, Joy.
Joy.
Hey, hey, hey.
Clean up your trap.
Oh, Joy.
Joy.
Hey, hey, hey.
Clean up your trap.
Oh, Joy.
Joy.
Joy Joy
Clean up
Show me a little bit longer, which are we little bit longer? Oh
Got it. Oh
Who got it? Oh
Yeah
Oh
couple
Got it
How I see to make it sweet oh
Hi, it was your hot sledge. Let's cut the crap pal. We're both the upper the guy. We're both the other guy
Oh
Why would you remove the four you're an idiot what what do you
Stop
What what are you doing, what are you doing you use all of our chances ever to put the wrong one in again
Shit, I forgot it.
We're screwed. We're literally so screwed.
Okay, I'm gonna guess one, nine, four,
six. Okay, you're an idiot. You're an idiot.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm killing you.
Are we gonna wait again?
All right
Five God four four fuck this mojo a PD. Yeah, no motor who's just slapping the keep over the cock. Oh
We are isn't the same password oh
It's just a message. It's not a message. Who's that? Oh
The thing is open up
Yeah, there we go.
One bullet.
All right.
All right, Dr. Chevy, not too, Dr. Bad.
This should not pocket.
Oh, now we need a red plant.
Oh, you're red plant in a jar.
Hey, how you doin' boys?
I'm the killer!
I'm the killer.
Yo, your red plate was your red plate.
He peep peep is open for a red plate.
Looks like a tulip or something.
I don't know what a tulip is.
Oh, it's your dog here.
There's one.
This bad boy.
hmm oh god oh we're doing pretty good
well head back over yonder head back over yonder hey John how you doing I'm
Good, I just hit did you kiss you forgot to sleep, but I didn't do it oh
Good work. Good work. Good work. Good work hit that lady. Oh, let's see
You what
He don't like me
Why is it working
I
Was you don't get a little flower
They know it's red. I'm gonna go before it was a red flower. Oh
Hey buddy, how do you know it's yellow flower this time?
Yellow God shotgun is red. Oh, oh gotcha
All right, back to go.
All of you boys, follow me.
It's none of our business.
That's none of our business.
We have nothing to do with that.
We have nothing to do with that, guys.
That's none of our business.
Oh, there's the yellow plant.
Damn. I don't have any more jars.
Oh, this takes a while, damn.
Damn, see what that gives me?
That's none of our business, guys.
That's none of our business.
We have nothing to do with that.
We have nothing to do with that.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
We have nothing to do with that.
None of our business, there's not a single jar in here.
What the hell?
Where the hell are all the jarjans?
Behind you a greed robe
You know what in the kitchen in the kitchen
Don't grab it for the kitchen
Oh, there's no way to the kitchen either.
Oh, a concoct here.
We see this one over here?
Oh, there's no way to drive this entire place.
Hmm.
Oh.
None of our business, guys. None of our business.
None of our business.
We ignore that. We ignore that.
And hope it has no negative consequences later.
That's what we do. That's what we do.
We're gonna take this jar and jump out a flower.
I could do, I could do.
I could do.
Sorry, I'm yelling with the front next to the tree.
Who would have seen out this one?
Mm-mm-mm.
Good!
Now, you get the yellow flowers like you do, like you do.
And then we go over here.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
That right there.
It's right there.
Bam!
Now we have two minutes and 55 seconds left of the entire game.
Now let's do it, let's do it, the, the ruckus back here.
Let's do it, all these movements ruckus.
Hey guys, how you doing?
What's going on?
Oh my god, he's alive!
Did you find the killer?
I'm looking for the killer.
I'm looking for the killer.
You can never be too sure.
You can never be too sure.
Oops!
He's dead!
He's getting away with it!
He's getting away with it!
He's getting away with it!
Dude, what are you doing?
Hang on.
What's up?
I
Buckley's told me we need to do the wizards. Okay now. Okay now. I'm more confused. I don't know what this says
Hold on, wait!
How you doin'?
I'm here to wipe-
Wow, wow, wow, love, cool bunker's built up into the afterlife.
You fuckin'-
What are you talking about?
You suck, you suck-
Stop!
You suck, you suck-
You're the one who's running around in this battle.
Fuck you!
No, don't come back!
I- I even know that killed you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
We're gonna fucking find the last one.
Dammit!
Yeah?
We have one medicine.
It's probably your kindness.
I almost had it being a...
Oh, I knew it was probably...
Oh, I knew what it was! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
Okay, so those are all correct.
So we need...
We need to do it!
Grab them right at the back!
Oh, wait. You can't.
Stop with that. We're all dead.
We launched. We're all dead. It's over.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Were you in the whole game, being honest?
I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to refill the air ball by baseball.
Just to come in there, shoot you with one bullet, and then explode.
Yeah?
I'm gonna get wiped in two!
I'm not my best job!
I do not understand how we are this...
Alex!
Oh, how did you come back?
You killed me outta here!
No, that's the best possible.
Disable that puzzle.
We're deep in the buzzard. We're deep in the best buzzard.
We're going in.
Fuck it!
We're going in boys.
Dammit.
We're never the bad guy.
Do you hear me peanut?
No, no that now
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah after you sir after you sir after you ladies first. What is that? Oh my god?
This is a bomb. I'm gonna bomb. I've got a bomb. I've got a bomb
Get out now or I explode it
I'm gonna play game of kept thinking yeah, I got
One point.
Ooh, one point.
Oh, I caught that.
You catch this one now.
Two points, three points.
Jungle.
Oh shit, I forgot to kill it.
Nine points.
points 40 points and hundred points it's all both I mean I can get some more
thought both of you down I bet you I bet I can get him
how do you put it away you press E it's all both over here don't begin
Oh nice
I'm the killer
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Why would you do that? Why would you do?
I
Nice hey, jg
Okay, you're yelling peanut is a car. No, you never said that
No, don't you dare don't you know I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you
I'll have it.
They're dancing.
They're dancing.
One of Tweet Tweet.
Are you sure? Are you sure?
We're going to see a fetus.
He's coming.
Tweet Tweet is never Gilly Gally's on test.
There's a fetus.
There's a Gilly Gally.
There's a Gilly Gally.
There's a Gilly Gally.
There's a quick fetus.
Let me look at him. Let me look at him.
He's looking with the eyes.
He's over here. He's over here.
Oh
Hey guys, how you doing?
What I was in the afterlife he just said he was not the killer
It was coconut the whole time oh I can find it in coconut
I'm sorry.
I think you hit me, I die.
If you hit me, I die.
If you hit me, I die.
Good.
Don't do it.
Oh!
Hahaha!
You're not?
You're not?
Wait, I'm not the backer.
I swear I'm not the backer.
I swear.
I swear.
You're not the backer.
We're in every district.
Eventually, we got to go fix the vids.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
Everybody's digging around.
Hey, John.
Hey.
How do you fix events? You don't want to do that, right?
Yeah, well, it has to be right, I thought so.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, that's like, wait, that's, but that's a vent over there.
Yeah, well, no, wait, this is a three vent in here.
Oh, and those vents are fine.
Looks like there's five vents inside the store, does he?
Those are fine.
This one's fine, that one's fine, that one's fine.
oh there's a bad vent hat I don't know I've looked all over this place that's
that's fine that one's fine we see Vincent the sushi you know you know
honestly try you want to do the the vents me to go ahead with you yeah I'm
gonna go over here with gimmick where there's no witnesses all right yeah
Yeah, right over here.
I'm the killer.
Oh, shit, you're the killer!
What?
Literally saying you're the killer.
What?
Oh, my god.
You?
You're another fucker.
Was it during the whole time?
Was it during the whole time?
It was Coco.
It was Coco.
I know the killer.
So you're just doing it for no reason.
I knew this.
I knew this.
You're the killer.
So if we see each other after this conversation...
I'm the killer.
Wait, who's still alive?
You're telling me after peanut said I'm gonna go in here where there's no witnesses
Oh my god
That's horseshit, that is horseshit!
As far as I'm concerned, Kevin's the killer, so that's not your real killer.
Here's Bob Jones.
Are you the killer?
No.
Pure honesty.
Pure honesty?
I was just...
I was just...
That's just fine.
Alright, I'm going to go all su-sure.
Do you do it again?
Brown rice, black rice...
Fuck you, coconut, fuck you!
Fuck you.
Also, what kind of killer event was that?
You ran in there with a screwdriver with three of us?
I mean, I don't know.
I just wanted to create more chaos, and it worked.
You killed like three people for me, and you're on 13th.
You're on that fucking team.
Hey, sometimes you gotta shake it up.
Sometimes you gotta shake it up, man.
You gotta shoot him up.
You gotta shoot him up, man.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey, I tell you what.
Fuck you, guy.
Fuck you, guy.
I remember it was funny, I remember it was funny, it was funny, that makes it all worth it.
I think did he's dead, he did he's alive.
Who's this guy?
That's you dumbass.
I
Do it did you don't do it to do it again?
Oh, it's really good. We have the project. Yeah, I'm much better doing the cats
Yeah, I don't really got anything yet. I don't think I said I'm good. He's a juicy
The pieces are to me
Still really know how to do this one. Yeah, I you have to skip the this one out on a skip it
I got the rise I need to see weed
Rice, tuna, black rice, tuna, and WX2.
Oh, it does say the black.
Oh, I'm gonna go get my drawing.
WX2 is like K2, put holes in your brain when you get high.
Whoever's at this table is a degenerate.
He's trying to take toes off the doinker.
Oh.
Hey!
Oh!
What's going on?
What's going on?
I broke the glass.
I'm doing this game, baby.
We'll never be doing this game.
I'm gonna put you out. I'm gonna put you out.
This is good.
Alright, good.
Good game, baby.
Good game.
Good game, boys.
We'll save you on the biggie tonight.
We're gonna save you.
I don't know
No
Congratulations, Coco
I can't be in this shit.
Who is this guy up to?
Did you hear me?
Yes, what the fuck?
He's on the fourth wall.
Yes, I press the stand and whoops.
What the fuck?
How's he talking to us?
What the fuck?
Do you have a 40 beer bottle as it is back down in my head?
Get the shit out of here, MacBell.
Here we go.
Let him go. Let him go.
John is actually the guy's lighter.
Let's see. Let's see.
He's running in the walls.
This guy's good.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
15 damage, John.
Okay.
Well, you lose for the dead time in a row.
Good work everybody, good work everybody.
Good work everybody, good work.
I'm Sonic the Gimmick.
Press the button for salmon instead of tuna.
It's Gimmick's fault.
I didn't even interact with the fish.
I didn't interact with the fish.
I didn't interact with the fish.
I shot you on the back with the fizz of 30 seconds away.
He came out of the sub four mayonnaise.
The customer didn't ask for mayonnaise.
I never even touched the fizz.
It's the order. You need the order.
I didn't get it.
You threw the order.
You threw the order.
It's tough being a winner.
I won the game, guys.
I finally won the game.
LINE!
Oh, damn it!
I'm never the bad guy.
I just want to be the bad guy.
We miss you miss you. Thank you. You have any suspicions yet?
Yes, I am just assuming he's talking at every time
Thanks. That's a safe assumption
Yeah, we just kill him now. I think
We just we just we just kill him at the beginning of every run. I think that you think you're still not bum. I
Well, it's not about what it's about sure, but no
So one of us holds him down, one of us grabs a rock.
He's been listening this entire time.
Medical floor.
What do you know?
That's when the horse said,
Ney!
Ney!
Moose!
Moose!
Move, move, move.
I need to find, I need to find, Gigi's 100% the killer.
You smell it?
I sent it, yes I sent it.
Hold on, what's going on over here?
What's going on over here?
What was that?
Yes, I got it going on here.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
That's good.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Dude, what is Coconut doing?
What is Coconut doing?
What is Coconut doing?
What? What is Coconut doing?
Coconut? You saw him a bit?
I knew it!
I know you're in here.
I was Coconut!
It actually works!
Oh my god!
I was literally never doing it!
He's the guy never doing it!
I thought you were trying to get that thing to explode on repeat
I
Yeah, that is a samurai sword my dad. You say that cuz I'm fucking Asian
You guys employees do
Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you and coconut is so dead
stupid he's a genius I'm even believing him right now and then I killed
gimmick and he's not blown up by a bomb so why'd you kill him well
Yeah, actually, I have no idea.
You see, you see, you see me right now.
I gotta believe him.
I gotta believe him.
I can't even tell the world he's the killer.
I don't even know.
What the hell is going on?
It isn't here.
He tried to kill me.
I have no idea. He's killed half the world. I'm not the enemy, Jinji.
I need a medical. I thought I hit the last thing.
Wait, is this the end of the world? Yeah. Yeah, everyone else is dead.
He's coming to kill you? Yeah.
We might be able to beat this, just us.
Yeah, I mean shout out to him doing my job for me doing
We're gonna kill him, we're gonna kill him, if he can't get back stop, we're gonna kill him, we're gonna kill him.
We're gonna kill him with that, better computer?
Why?
We're gonna get him.
Why did I have to tell you?
I'm sorry.
I think tonight we do it.
Among us?
I think this is a great group for him.
This is basically among us, but better.
What the fuck?
I think we do the old school as well.
Huh?
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm down for whatever.
Is that what you got?
I can't believe cooking like this better.
I like this man. I can't believe this. This is better. Do it. Do not do it. Yes. Yes. Yes.
No, no, no. Yes, no. Yes, no. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. No, no, no. Yes, yes. Yes. This is better.
Yes, do it. Yes. This is better. Maybe my God. No. Yes. Yes. I love you. Kill him.
Booty cheeks. Yes. Pull. Talk. I've no hunch. It's fat. Pull your fat. Power. Yes.
Among us this is better. Yes booty lick Paul pull it do it suck me baby among us pull
Where's my dad balled up? I'm gay. Good work coconut helping me out
What's up boys, you got me this time I
Respected you got me this time you it will not be happening again. It will not be happening again gentlemen
It will not.
That's the final time.
Very tricky.
Very tricky, gentlemen.
Very, very tricky.
I respect it. I respect it.
Genji.
In Coconut, just because of you.
We're doubly killed by the beginning of next night.
I don't be sad.
Coconut literally just fucked this all around.
If you see one that's red we have to do it, but I also need a screwdriver
Well, I need to go get the screwdriver from
Six million light
Six million light boys
When's the tournament five PMCT tomorrow, it's 5 to 11
brain brain brain
Green, green, green green green green green, Tinky!
All ghosts, all ghosts, I call you all ghosts meeting, all ghosts meeting!
Give it, give it, all ghosts meeting, all ghosts meeting,
is there any other ghosts, are there any other ghosts?
The white one, Peters is the white one.
OK, OK guys, come here, come here, come here.
At the beginning of the next round we won't have any weapons but we want to kill Coco.
So everybody just follow me silently just I completely don't we're all gonna go get weapons along our journey
We do one big circle and we grab one weapon and then we just be gang up on beat the shit out of them in a dark alleyway
It even even if you're the killer
Well, I think we don't need that because the killer would want that to happen the most oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me down for that. Yeah, the killer would be honestly
What yeah, and then after we be dispersed immediately, and we never talk about it again
If somebody asked what happened to coconut, you say I have no idea
No
Come on
Is it time to cancel me?
No, it's to cancel me.
Listen, at the beginning of the next game,
it's completely abnormal.
Don't do anything weird, and then everybody just follow me.
Right?
We're gonna do one big loop around the whole place,
and we're all gonna grab weapons,
and then we're gonna kill coconut,
and then if someone ever asks,
what happened to coconut, you say, you don't know.
You have no idea.
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm gonna put it in.
Put it in.
We got to put it in, let's go.
We got to plan.
We got to go and see plan.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah, you see how far you do it.
Oh.
Oh, man.
I'm getting comfortable.
You can choke on them for this.
You need to have.
Oh, my God.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
150% dead, stay out 150% dead.
I must have.
Oh.
John, congratulations.
You're the winner.
Thank you.
I don't deserve all the glory.
I isn't in the world of the dirty.
I'm sorry.
Wait, I'll put a rail here.
Oh, God, John!
I still didn't see the lights.
I swear to God.
Don't have anything to eat.
There we go.
8 times the job, 8 times the job, I should have been at this time, I should have been
at this time, 100% certain, I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life.
I
Alright guys, okay, so what we have to do first you guys
hmm
Yeah, why we have to first guy that's my question that's my question
I'm gonna start zengzengz
You got the veng?
Or whatever?
Got the veng? Yeah
Yeah me too, you got veng
Sound pretty good
Sound pretty good
Where are you?
Where are you punk?
Find the boys
Both of you!
Where's everyone hiding, boy?
Where the hell is he?
He's gotta be trapped somewhere.
100%, 100%, he hears us right now, 100%.
I
Was there was exactly that big damage?
No idea. It's got a little bit. I bet he's in the restaurant. The the restaurant sushi sushi
You've got
Asian guy the sushi place
is anyone see mr. coconut there's no way he's hiding
where's Velco and hold on wait he might have quit the game what about that did
he just hide you think the game is the deed done is the deed done I think I
think I oh he don't even not quit the game I see his name I see his name it's
He is he is here without a percent I see the top right
Hell is he
He's gotta be touched by a hundred percent
So if you see this
Oh, okay
He's fine. He's fine. I'll look at my
I
The weapon
Take this take this take this take this take this drop the weapon give it drop the weapon
Come on!
Fuck this, come on!
Bring it on!
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
We are playing this game in such a stupid fashion!
If you didn't kill me, baby, we're gonna take it as ass!
You motherfuckers!
You killed me for the first four!
Not even the killer!
Not even the killer!
Oh my god, he's such as bad as cocaine, now you kill him next round!
Oh my god.
Wait, cuz your chat told me we were gonna fight the guys.
I didn't mean to get him.
Either Peter or nothing.
No, you three of us.
Build him up.
Build him up.
Okay, don't throw duct tape at me.
Wait, who's the killer?
What are you guys doing?
I have him.
No, the killer.
Let's kill him.
Stay there.
I
OHHHHHH
OHHHHHH
OHHHHHH
He's John still alive
He's not even needed
He's not even needed
I'm not even gonna kill him
He's not even gonna get out right now
Well, I'm not, I'm not
Alright, alright, alright
And then he's gonna kill him
I know, I know
I'm not told he's gonna get out of here
I'm not telling you much
Where's the killer?
Get out of here!
Did you hear the killer?
What?
Were you the killer?
No!
Were you the killer?
No, I wasn't up to the point.
Hey, look, wait, that's not the point.
What?
Hey, it was Beez.
It's not the point.
It was Beez?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Beez is a killer!
Oh my god.
What the fuck are you doing?
This is supposed to be on the phone.
Oh, it's a little on the internet.
Where are we? Hold on, let me tell you something.
Oh my goodness!
Okay, okay.
Oh, could be this is the bad one.
Look at this blue.
Oh my gosh!
Oh!
Oh, we need a blue one.
We need this one to take you in front of the truck.
Oh boy, I'm gonna put this second one in.
Okay, turn this off.
Alright, one for the...
Grabbing this blue.
All the way up.
Put it over here.
I'm gonna pop it.
I'm gonna pop it, stand back.
Okay.
Pop that down.
Pop that thing for real, dude, but...
Oh, for real.
It's still at half, though.
Okay, let me put the key in the second half.
It's done for long.
Wait, it's just black.
Oh, really?
Did they do it?
Yeah, yeah, you know what it was.
I don't think this comes good.
But maybe.
They're gonna do it twice.
We'll get it.
Yeah, go for it now.
Ow, that hurts!
She even squirts!
What was that?
Yeah, we're gonna have to work it out.
I still have no idea how you do this.
I don't know.
Soldiers?
Wait, why can't I?
It feels like that, and it's down there.
Did you guys see that light?
How would that...
I'm gonna be hitting the total number.
You're gonna hit that straight ahead yellow.
Yeah, I appreciate the total number of all of you.
I think you do this.
I'm gonna squeeze out the lights.
You regularly do this.
Okay, I'm gonna press that again.
I think it's good.
Go for the second.
Third one.
Yeah, but is it all normal combined?
No, I think we need to see again.
Like I said, is there no way...
I got it.
I got it.
I think she knows you'll be the second agent.
Umm, need a 2 on the third one.
I'm sick of it, guaranteed.
I'm sick of it, guaranteed.
Oh, my God, we did it.
We're done.
What the heck's happening?
Oh, my God, we did it.
We're done.
Oh, my God, we did it.
What the heck is happening?
Oh, my God, we did it.
Oh, my God, we did it.
Oh, my God, we did it.
I'm going to rub Jiji again.
No, it's me!
It's me!
It's me!
It's me!
It's me!
It's me!
It could be the bad guy!
I'm the good guy!
He's not the bad guy!
There's no way!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I don't know why he changed from the face to my head again.
You guys know what the heck this is?
I see that.
What the fuck is happening over there?
Look at me just make that one.
What up, B?
I didn't like that.
I'm looking.
I'm going to revive B as a team.
I need one more.
I don't think we need that.
I don't know.
What if he revives us?
If he revives us, if he revives us, we are going to be a shit out of him.
We are going to be a shit out of him. We are going to win.
Please God, please God, please God. Please God, please God.
No!
Oh, I don't have to tell them where we are.
Dammit!
Is this right?
Is this right?
Because I told you stop. I'm going to stop because it was a crime.
Dammit! Dammit!
I'm not going to lie.
Wait, where's all the other guys?
We did, we did...
Two black rice, two black rice, two black rice, I don't know if this is black rice though.
Is this black rice again?
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie at all.
It's usually when you put on...
It's black rice!
It is black rice.
It is black rice.
It is, it is.
Where's the thing though? I need...
Wait.
What are you saying?
Yeah, the race is good.
We got two minutes to make the pizza sushi.
I think we still got this.
There's more rice than you.
Where's the rice?
Oh, there was rice in that thing.
But there's the black rice as well.
Two black rice, two tuna.
B.O.F.
We need these containers.
We need these containers.
I'm going to get more.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I got a fish coming over it.
You got the pressure room.
I
Well, I wait, I'm the killer fuck all of you guys.
You gotta do it, I don't give a fucking fuck.
You motherfuckers.
You motherfuckers.
I'm gonna get you to kill you.
Wow, these guys fucked up the whole situation.
I win, I'm the winner, I am the winner.
Can you do something?
No, I was my little feedback.
No, I'm so proud of you.
It's so awkward.
It's so awkward.
It's so awkward.
I have a dead I have a dead
I have a dead I have a dead
how is you dead again
I am the winner fuck off you guys fuck you guys fuck you all right give me some new
We're still talking about the Earth giving this time.
No, I was...
You guys came after me and what if you were together?
You! You were out of gimmicks, Ray!
I was too good.
You were coming after me.
I was just coming after you. I just agreed with Hunch.
We should go.
You don't have to get it.
Okay, I should just go talking about it again.
I can tell Cogon's gonna go on to the sea next week.
Let's just go talking about it again.
Oh
One one round with a bad guy, and we just get killed by the red
Time to clock in boys time to clock in
Oh
She busty you stay away
Now that I have you right where I want you
Everybody relax relax
We need to go to a stop we got a
Oh, oh, oh.
How did he already get a shotgun?
None of these gun boxes are open.
We have the guns sometimes laying out.
Yeah, you do it.
Hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch.
I just wanna let you know I am the killer, okay?
Okay, you're the killer.
That's not good for me.
That is not good.
Oh, God.
Oh my God.
Guys, guys, I think Hunter's the killer.
He also has his mic muted for some reason.
Hunter's the killer, Hunter's the killer, 100%.
Hunter's the killer, 100%.
What do you think, what do you think, what do you think?
What do you think, Hunter, what do you think, Hunter,
what do you think, Hunter?
Keep the key on that case and get a gun.
I think some of them are like fold disabled the whole time
even if he's fine to keep.
Got the clock with the switch on it.
I
That's nice
Guys guys be very wary of mr. Hodge
Mr. Hodge is acting real Ian
No
Murderer! That guy is a COASTAL KILLER!
Through! Through!
Dude! Let's go!
I have no weapon! I have no weapon!
You're not the killer!
You're the packet defenseless bastard!
Yes!
Yes, we will!
We'll be watching like we've got a threat.
Stay in the compound!
Look to me! Look to me! Look to me!
He's killing me, he's actually killing me, he's gonna fucking kill me, don't let him kill me please.
Hey, hey, I'm not part of this, I am not part of any of this, I am not part of any of this, I am.
Who's that?
I don't know, but John's gonna kill me.
John's gonna kill me.
John's gonna fucking kill me.
Oh my god, oh my god, this is one of the best weapons in the game right here.
In one shot. You have it, you have it, in one shot.
He has a gun.
John has a gun, he has a gun.
I just saw him, he's coming here right now.
He's gonna kill me, he's gonna fucking kill me.
I'm gonna kill him so bad.
Do it.
Let the evil overtake you.
Let the evil consume you.
You're gonna kill me.
Come here, brother!
I'm so many more bullets! Don't you worry!
We should take that gun. That gun is way better.
We'll hide this gun here, and this gun, like you do,
with the yellow plant.
With the yellow plant.
where's yellow play that?
oh! got it!
follow me gang, follow me boys
will refill the ammo over yard there?
got it!
Why is there only three this time?
Wait, we hit adds three?
Wait, how many boards can this guy hold?
Can I do like three more?
That's something that's just four.
He said, how many boards can this guy hold?
He holds six?
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Oh, let's hit three more.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Woohoo!
Cheeep!
All right
Okay.
Yeah, we saw him.
He's gonna kill him.
He's gonna kill him.
You saw him.
You're trying to kill me with a gun.
I defended myself.
I killed him.
Big peanut, please.
Big raccoon, please.
I'm playing with a child by combat.
If he can beat me, he is not the killer.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Alright.
Every time.
Every time.
Is it worth it?
Oh my god, that's a large explosion radius.
That one doesn't go there.
Don't put that there. That's a bad one.
There's two phases, three sides, so you get it on half way.
It'll go the whole way if you do it right.
So let's just take...
Is this one died?
That one's good.
You're good.
You're good.
Oh, it's not.
No, no, no.
Well, look at that.
They're on phase two.
We got to do that on phase two.
This one's turning on right now.
And then I'll turn this one on, and then they're both one and one.
Okay, one sec.
Well, hold on.
No, you didn't freaking kill me.
Wait.
No, I think they've phase one and phase two.
Yeah, there's two phases for each side.
Well, hold on.
I got them all to phase one.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why don't we just go like this?
Let's go like this. Let's go. Let's take the number two, right? Swap it out for the yellow one.
Then it won't get to the pace of one. Oh wait, oh, you can't swap it out. What's the time?
It has to be the same for both pages. Okay. So let's do this and this and that and this and that.
Here we go. And then that.
Is it good?
It's good! It's good! It's good!
Nice work.
Oh, it's good!
Wait, was they explaining me why that worked?
Why'd that work?
He's trying.
You like to know weather, boy?
Yeah.
Was it joking that?
I'll see his body laying on the ground there.
He's so right.
I don't really know.
Oh, shit.
Oh, and that one's going right out here.
Do you want more time?
Do you want more time?
Oh, oh, back up! Back up!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Go and kill me.
This one's dropped.
This one's wrong.
I see what we saw, we swap.
We swap this one out for this one
and this one here over to this one.
And then we'll do that.
All right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
How do we get the kids?
We get two kids.
All right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Oh my God, I'm gonna try this.
It's over.
I'm gonna try the other color.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we do now we swap out this one for this one and that one there and then we start that
That's your wife, let me do one more
It's right in front
They want to be do
This wine
Yeah, and that one there
Yeah!
Man!
That's where-
OOOOOOOH!
Okay?
Alright.
Wait, I don't think we have...
Oh no, that's possible!
But I need more!
I need different ones!
Oh my goodness!
Is that what has to be three?
Oh, shit!
Wait.
But this one has to be two and this one has to be three.
Can this one be one?
No, that one can't be one, I don't think this one can be one.
I think this one has to be two.
That one has to be two.
That one has to be two.
I'll cancel with number two on it.
We have we are you my bad guy. Oh no, I'm okay.
Channels to with number two. Does he want to cancel with number two on it?
Dude, that's not looking for a stand right now.
Wait, I think that means you have to take it on the other side. I think that means you have to take it from the other side.
So we grab a number two replace with a number one and
And hope that it still works.
We have 53 seconds.
We are so fucked.
Oh my god, we are so fucked.
We are so...
I just gotta guess correctly.
Oh my god, I just gotta guess correctly.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I see this works.
It works.
Oh, we...
We might be cooking.
We might be cooking.
Oh, we're not cooking.
We're not cooking.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I don't do I don't take what you I don't take what you that one right there that one right there
this work this should work this should work
yeah why we were like I've done it any of the other times
I would not have the other time, but I completed that
We have to win at least one of these this is this is ridiculous. We are not stupid people
We are Jesus is right. I'm not sure what happened back there. Let's ride
Damn it
That I said, let me play real about us. I should be playing real about us see what's going on
You guys down or no?
You know, the wheelbuckers...
I think this is better than the wheelbuckers' self.
Yeah, because the PC itself?
Yeah, because you...
Um...
Yeah, honestly, you got kind of, because the wheelbuckers, you have to type.
And then you also...
You can't do anything if you're the employee, and in this one, if you're the employee, you
can actually kill the killer.
I kind of like the fact that we can kill the killer.
There's more, yeah, but there's more of an incentive for us to work together, you know?
Don't know.
The meetings in the original...
Oh, wait, oh, wait, guys.
I don't know, for sure.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not sure what it was.
What the hell?
What the hell?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Slow your roll, that dude.
Slow your roll, deep.
Slow your roll, deep.
Guys, if I die, grab this deep everybody, please.
What?
No, it didn't.
He's not his chance.
It's simply fate.
It's simply fate.
Oh, my god, Hunter going for it.
He killed Hunter!
No, don't kill me.
I need this.
I need this.
I'm going to back up!
Everyone back up!
Watch it.
Watch that.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
We got your swivel, guys.
We got your swivel.
We got your swivel, guys.
We got your swivel.
What?
What?
Hey, please go gimmick.
I thought you had a gun.
Are we?
Are we the bad guy?
No.
He is just causing me.
He's killed me three times in a row.
Three times not being the bad guy.
Please kill him.
Please kill him.
Well, in his defense, I was the bad guy when I was saying killing that last round.
Please don't.
Can I get the gun then?
Can I get the gun so I don't get it?
Hold on.
Let me get it.
There's no amble in the gun.
The gun.
The gun.
The gun.
The gun.
The gun.
The gun.
The gun.
The gun.
The gun.
The gun.
the gun the gun's empty
fuck
fuck
fuck the gun
hey peanut
what what what
i'm the killer
i'm the killer
i'm the killer
i'm the killer
i'm the killer
oh fuck i'm not the killer
alright
he said
the killer but I think you're the killer
it's gotta be it's gotta be on it's gotta be on 100% 1000% was 1000%
Damn it, we need a key card to get in there!
What the...
Do you want the cookie?
Do you want the cookie?
No, thank you boss.
Do you want the cookie?
Listen, I need you to help me do three things right now.
Number one, I need you to help me find the key card to get in here.
Number two, we need to revive Coconut.
Number three, we need to kill Hodge because he's the killer, okay?
Okay, okay.
If I do that again, I think he might give you a lesson.
Did he took his word to kill me?
No, no, no, no!
He's got the key card! Kill him! He's got the key card!
He's got the key card!
Put it in the door! Put it...
Oh shit, he's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me!
He touched! He touched! He touched!
They tried to do a different check!
Don't go to court if you want to kill him! Give it!
I don't know, I can't even see the fucking thing.
I can't tell him, I can't tell him, I can't tell him.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Wait, you grab that bomb, you're gonna hit me with it, I'm low.
I mean, you grab that bomb, you're gonna hit me with it, you're gonna hit me with it.
Help!
Help!
Max, we need that keycard.
We killed, we killed, we killed gaming.
Please, do you have a keycard?
Wait, he's going for me.
He's, he's going for me.
I got the back guy, I just got gaming.
Wait, do you have a keycard?
I have a keycard, yes.
Kill gimmick, and then we'll take the keycard.
Okay!
I'm in, but kill gimmick!
He said I'm gimmickin' so hard!
Wait, hold on, wait, what's the wait?
Wait, where-
His death is worth it.
I think I might be screwing this up.
Okay, I definitely-
I'm definitely screwing this up.
Yes, you are.
I'm definitely screwing it.
It needs to go somewhere-
OH SHIT, DON'T WAIT!
OH MY GOD!
Wait, what's your second number?
What's your second number?
Wha-
What's your second number?
I don't get why he's killing me he's killing me
Fucked weird
Wow
It's actually hunting, it's actually hunting
Let's take it, let's take it number 7
Do my task and do my task
See this, it's hunting, it's hunting the bad guy
No I'm not, no I'm not letting you get this guy
You're going to shoot me if you know you were
I'm not, I'm not, I'm a different guy
Give me the key card and I'll leave just give me the key card. I'll leave
Okay, wait back up
More guns behind the key card the nerds in that box
Listen, I need to go back and grab that red flower that was on the ground
Okay, you should be there.
I'll be right back.
He's got a knife.
He's got a knife.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I got a can of tomato soup!
I'm gonna get lunch!
Oh, soup?
You shoot him, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, we're coming to save you!
I don't know if you can hear us!
We're coming!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's the right thing to do, I had to finish it.
I know you're the killer. I know you're the killer.
Can you kill him?
I'm a jaskin' alright.
Where's he? Where's he? Where's he?
Where's he at?
Can you kill him?
Can you kill him?
He's just right by, he's just right by.
God, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Hold on.
I'm down to kill coming up as one he's killed me three times none of those times
we'll take a killer we're going to that was going on that I don't know but it is
not we give more shock unable we really have four minutes to the task I
do the task I'll do the video analysis yeah
Yeah, I'll go for the, I'll go for the vids.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Oh.
Oh.
Um.
Oh, there's a lot of vids, there's a lot of vids.
There's a lot of halfway through this right now.
Oh, here it is, here's the red one.
I don't know how to fix this though.
I don't know.
Oh, I need a screwdriver.
No, no, the screws are fine.
Look, I need one of these things.
Right, right?
You like one of those vintage things?
This is what vintzes look like.
Is that what vintzes look like?
They do it's right.
It's screwdriver to open.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Oh.
oh there's 81 half a screwdriver okay all right follow me follow me with the
screwdriver or just hand me bad choice buddy I was killed in the whole time
I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I'm just kidding
you want to hit me with that because you want to hit me with that okay make a big progress
Yeah, we're head on the bench. Don't you when we got the bench covered? We got the bench covered hundred percent
You got that. Okay
I'm gonna go for the next minute. You know how to do that, right?
Wait, wait, I'll come back I'll come back. I just got I'm looking for the next one
There's a vent in here
That was fine
two vids in the camera room over God care right there those are fine back in the
workshop
Hey, how you doing, boss?
Um, I made three in the workshop, this is one right next to me, oh that's the cleaner,
yeah, but right there, right back over here, there's a fight too, there's a bad one out,
right there right there we're right there we're right there only to find
This is like too loud.
Oh, there it is!
Move, move, move!
John, John!
Mr. John, Mr. John!
Mr. John, Mr. John!
Ssssss...
FUUUUUUUUCK!
Oh!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Here we go and put the screws back in, we got 39 seconds, 39 second job we had, where
you at?
Move, move, move, God!
Game to that Halloween is stupid
We got you said airplane game out yet the passengers one
How many players is that I don't know
I want the most down possible out of this.
Do you get MMO RPG?
Yeah.
I think it's a S-Y-2 MMO RPG free world to play roaming survival game.
Oh, I figured.
I figured by the trailer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, let me wait let me text my guys you can get some codes
What's it called what's it called again?
One second. Oh
There's also that new trailer for game Dawson. Oh, I already have your passengers your passengers. Yeah
Yeah. Yeah, that looks good.
If that doesn't work, we should try to get close for dear passengers.
Er, sorry.
Uh, Dawson Oaks.
I already have a-
What's Dawson Oaks?
Aw, dude, it's so good.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh.
So, let me tell you about it.
Okay, okay.
You tell-
Yeah.
Spill it all over me.
Spill it.
Spill it.
It's so good.
Oh, my gosh.
Everybody already saw some amazing-
It's kinda like this, but it's in a trailer park, and everybody has different roles.
different roles one guy sells weed one guy's a hobo one guy's the mayor or the
supervisor and then there's a hobo stripper
that tells me yeah you come on your face oh yeah
hobo stripper come on your face
hobo stripper come on your face is one of the roles
and they are giving out quotes for that one
guys guys you guys want to go wait hold on you guys wait I go for it's like
yeah I'm John's texting type me in the talking to in the John in the in the
discussion John you're talking in the discord John oh John John oh wait wait guys
you guys want to play another round of this or go play among us or we can go
played back at Kibirian for, um, I'm telling you, six player games. Um, we could, um,
Super Battlegolf had an update. You can do teams on Battlegolf now. No way. Yeah.
It's in GG. It's sucked up by a tornado or something. Yeah, GG's dead forever, unfortunately.
Gigi guide it's all share a moment of silence
What is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, my goodness?
Goofy Gorillas
What goofy gorillas?
What that?
No, I'll be it's I also look at that thing of that. That wasn't that good
Okay, so let's take a vote. I'm gonna list out the games again this game
Among us
Maka-Kamurian
um sand raiders and sofi or funnel rocks we don't all have code for funnel runners
oh no wait is it funnel runners out funnel runners right yeah okay or funnel runners all right you
i vote you're all vote first i wait are you what you want to vote first you go ahead you go okay
i vote mecha chameleon uh i have i downloaded a bunch of new batches of
Yeah, I'm down with Mecca, Mecca or more lockdown for sure.
Okay, I'll punch you.
I'm down for whatever.
Or shoot a battleground.
Or shoot a battleground.
What's your vote?
You got a vote.
You got a vote.
That's just good.
Or you don't have to vote.
Mecca's up for.
What do you vote, John?
Mecca then golf.
What do you vote?
I'm down for sand or golf because the sand thinks tomorrow.
What are you about?
Uh, I said, uh, golf, or sand, or make a chameleon, or among us, or dozen oaks, or...
We finally got time for like one, not one game, but like one game, like one game.
Or...
I'm gonna go play talk off with oh, yeah, I guess she's gone now forever. She's dead
Yeah, she's done. I still want to play the new talk out of it. I want to be the new time in seven points tonight, so
You need someone equals skill level you John you can join yet John you come over me give it when we play
I might am I different because I'm super good
The Gigi died Gigi died unfortunately she
She was eating oatmeal and unfortunately when she was taking her first bite of the oatmeal
and she had cooked it a little too long and then three Bunker Busters out of a B2 and
and exploded into her home and exploded it.
This is a very common mistake people make with OBEO.
I'm very common mistake.
RIP, RIP, RIP.
Why things with the chat?
My son's in the chat.
Is that Ad Milk?
She accurately added 10 pounds of C4.
Yes, yes, oh my God.
The worst class.
She actually had a bleach and cat paste
and made a mustard gas bomb in her kitchen.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
The good guy's so young, and it's not fair.
It's not fair.
Oh my goodness.
They don't teach you that kind of stuff
in high school.
Wait, honestly, honestly guys,
I see, oh wait, how about this, how about this?
What if he's speed-witted?
Five games of Mecca, and then two games of Team Supergolf.
And then I go play Tarka.
What do you guys think?
Sure, sure, sure.
Damn, that's a perfect, that's a great, let's do it.
Do you want to do one more time?
Okay, okay, okay.
BAM!
Is that a good deal?
Is that a good deal?
We're gonna talk about a new event and it's super cool.
I want to play it. It's not like regular talk.
It's like, it's like, it's trusty.
It's really cool. It's really cool.
It's a damn good deal.
It's a damn good deal!
Back in the discord.
Back in the discord.
Oh, bacon, this guy.
Oh, no.
I kind of like being here with you guys.
He's just gonna stay here.
He's just gonna do dream here.
Hold on, wait a second.
Wait, I have an idea.
I have an idea.
All right, listen.
Wait, hold on.
I'm gonna say, you be Max Hall away.
I'll be Conor McGregor.
All right, give me $8,000 coconut.
All right, okay, all right.
And there goes your $8,000.
No, Cooke it was actually in the fight.
He was legitimately at the fight for $8,000.
Mecca Camerian?
The actor at the fight and spent $8,000 for tickets.
That's the funny part of the joke.
That's the funny part of the joke.
Let's see.
Let me see.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Five games of Mecca, two games of teamed.
Go off and then turn it off.
Okay, dude, this actually sounds like a great night.
This is a good idea.
Yeah!
This is my steam titles.
Same.
It's Mecha-nextra.
Yeah, yeah, Mecha-Komirian.
Mecha-Komirian.
Komirian.
Mecha-Komirian.
Mecha-Komirian.
Here we go.
Perfect.
It was swaps he do's he's that bad boy the plan
It's a thumbnail
You're switching something
We're advanced over here buddy. We're available tech. Yeah, yeah one thumbnail. I got one thumbnail for the night
I don't even have a worry. Only one thumbnail for the whole night
One thumbnail. I've got thumbnails. I've got backed up thumbnails
I actually had a thumbnail and two thumbnails for lockdown just in case max all the way joint
It was it was good. It was gonna have max there
No, yeah, is that is that ship sailed?
Well, we can invite him to play park often replace John with him
I don't know if he knows how to play.
I don't know if he knows how to play.
I don't know.
You can play with four guys.
Oh my god, we don't know.
I love watching you every day.
We see the stars all over a happy ninth grade.
Yeah, it's the birthday of the film,
but we're just going to put it back.
You'll be first.
Be good at school.
Be very good at school, man.
Very good at school.
This is in the wall.
ass. We're gonna play it later. We're gonna play it later.
After an instant, MC White Coco says pop that pussy. Hey, pop that pussy, baby. Pop that pussy. Pop that pussy, baby.
Pussy. I'm popping it. I'm popping it for real, Cooper.
What's needed at our scent? Does jet fuel burn steel beams? No.
And then we get happy to my girlfriend, Alyssa.
That was a little weird guys. I'm not gonna lie to you
Mr. Bungalator you gotta check out ultimate chicken horse sometime
The
Discipline ultimate chicken horse is a frivolous distraction from the crusade
I as I was saying
Hey, listen boys, we all know 9-11 was a bit sketchy.
Building seven, what's going on in building seven?
What's all that about?
I've never really bought the steel beams
because I think the velocity of the plane
would probably just snap the steel beams, you know what I mean?
That one, I'm like, yo, 50-50, I don't believe, I know.
The whole thing was sketchy, I know it.
the steel beams I feel like the velocity of the plane would mix with the heat of the
I'm gonna go take a tasteful tinkle tasteful tinkle. Yep. Okay. All right, okay
Guys guys today I see something guys
I just want to make sure I'm like I was talking about you this year
Let's we all know 9-11 was inside job some shit building seven all that stuff
You know, I mean the old jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
I've always never really bought into that because because the velocity of the plane
You're forgetting to calculate that you exist. It's not just it's not like the building was just on fire
It also got hit by a plane. I think that could snap a steel beam
I mean, I would say but then people say it while the beat like a lot of under catch a plane
I don't know if the beams were built to catch
That's what people say to me, but I don't get how that's possible at all this is baseball with 747
That's you that's one of the parts of it when I'm like
Yeah, close you get close to the one that didn't what is that yeah, what is that skin?
What you do the beam what you do the beams had the beams go down. Yeah, I
I got the new user and password since you guys right now.
Are you going to play Rust at all before that thing?
You talking to me John?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got to get warmed up. I mean play it for the first time. Good luck man. Good luck John.
What are you playing for the first time? Rust. Good luck. Good luck. You and somebody,
you and somebody, whenever I see a new person play Rod, it's like, honestly listen, listen,
you can be good at Rod, it's like as you've played like first person shooters before and
like, you can figure it out. Like it doesn't take super long. Like it'll probably take
two, three weeks figured out.
But it's so funny, never does any new player
truly understand how big piece of shit
that people are on that game.
You never do until like six months deep after betrayal,
after betrayal, after betrayal, betrayal, betrayal,
betrayal, betrayal.
That one takes a long time to learn.
You know what I mean?
Because you want to have hope for humanity.
You want, you want it.
You don't go in there.
Even if you already know humanity's bad, you go in there with a glimmer of hope and always get crushed.
It gets crushed.
It gets crushed.
The streamers who play this game can't be as bad as the people that the other people are playing this game.
And little did you know, Terry's been fucking worse.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what up?
Terry, what up?
Terry Peece is a shit bad man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah, what up, Batman?
Hold on, wait, what?
Coconut's 100% bad man.
He'll backstab you for a quarter.
Exactly he was born in rush. He lives in rush. I get to you
I get to you I had if I had an Ioka and a one by one in rust
He would sell my mother for it
100%
That's not yes, it is. Yeah, you were born in rocks you like to your mother farms up at least a three by three for me
Then I'd live with her for days while voting her furthest is teaching her how to farm more efficiently
and then I backstab her.
What are you talking about?
Oh, gosh.
OK, that makes sense.
My apologies, my apologies.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
By the way, what I did.
I don't know what's going on.
Is there one of these in your bathroom?
I got it.
I just got it.
I just got in.
I just got in.
I watched the new.
He did it six times in between.
OK, guys, I will say there is a few new maps that I have
downloaded.
But what I mostly did was I deleted every map I've ever
downloaded and then downloaded only like like a select like
25 from the top 50 honestly, they're all good. I need to do that. I
Got I'm kind of sick of going into a game. It's like it's just a bottomless abyss, so it's a horrible man. You know, I mean
Try to lead it all the match. Yeah
I'd say I'd say honestly and this is a good rate for a game like this
50% of the master shit
Fifty percent of them are good to great we have to have two new official maps
Is that a new miss can fuel burns at a maximum of 1500 degrees not hot enough to melt steel beads
It's called a 2,509 degrees, but it is hard enough to soften the steel and the force of impact caused them to buckle.
Hey, see? That's what I'm saying.
What are we talking about?
I know 9-11 was an inside job. I'm not saying it wasn't.
I know it wasn't.
But what I'm saying is that the jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams thing.
That could just be because of the plane.
It could just be because of the plane that you're talking about.
I'm not crazy
We've lost them what did I come back dude? I go Pete first of all I went Pete you don't have that right?
I open my very Haram and there's a cat
You good sir, what's happening with all this yelling?
Nothing, we're not talking about it.
Oh, hey, baby.
I'd like to meet you.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
I'm not great.
Oh, well, we were just talking about 9-11.
Wait, what do you think about this, yo?
Beep.
That's just a perfect time.
I know so much about 9-11.
Let me tell you, these are all the passports.
Do not burn.
Passports.
The passports do not burn.
We do not.
You found a passport on the ground,
belonging to one of the fucking guys
that was flying.
These passports do not burn.
They're playing.
They're perfectly in test passport.
We're going to Egypt. We're going to Egypt. We're going to Egypt.
They better not have any themes in Egypt. I swear to God.
Mr. Gimmick, can you welcome me to the channels who are no longer allowed to be on the front page of Twitch Carousel, please?
I see you, I see you, I see you
in front of me, Clint.
Welcome, welcome, Habibi.
Welcome to the banished.
Welcome to the banished.
I don't know, is this conversation,
this is, this is family friendly for sure.
I'm pretty sure I'm going on the front page tomorrow
because of the sand tournament and I just,
I'm like the least.
I'm getting there.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure.
Come on over, Mr. Clint.
I'm pretty sure.
You're on the front page right now, Habibi.
Yeah, I was saying fudge and poop and
Yeah, it's not gonna happen. I forgot last time I was on the front page
I forgot that we were on the front page and I was just playing a regular game
like we do yeah peanut was there and let's just say I don't think we're
getting invited back I've never been invited I didn't think it was a possible
apply you don't apply like thank you if you if you tell them you're gonna do
something really cool they'll they'll let you do it whether or not you end up
doing it or not. I don't think it matters. Oh, it matters on the second time around when
you ask for the second time. I mean, I did my best. I did my best. And that's what counts.
You know what I'm saying? That's what counts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't tell if I looped
I'll be back to the spawn.
I'm in a good spot.
Can't really tell here.
Is it an official one?
This is an official one, yeah.
This is official.
All right, let's just win this real quick
and go get a beer.
I
Game
Yeah, oh, I'm like
That's weird. I didn't invite you but you'd be a crown. Oh, yeah
Blinky guy over here
Oh coconut have you not played this before?
Oh, fuck you, John.
Who's this little guy?
Alright.
Why don't you go into it?
Why don't you go into it?
Oh, it'll be to your front page, at least.
I'm back!
Ah, would you read, boy?
God, please tell me.
Alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
All right, all right, all right, okay, I'm trying you're just like really you're really on to me
I wish I was a little bit worse
Get this round over I want it
Me and I kind of forgot
that is the best one so far. I
think it's really, really.
I gotta say, that's pretty good.
We got to realistic looking
penis for a cat. Yeah.
I know about Dixie. What did he just say?
That's a good thing.
What? Did he just give up my spot?
Oh.
Someone passed him.
Hey, who passed him?
I don't know what your score would.
I love how everyone's looking down at Kat Dix right now,
trying to make sure they don't catch beat up.
Any statue, they're looking right down.
Well, this guy shut the fuck up.
Is there someone coming?
This guy actually shut his fucking pie hole.
You hear this guy?
Shut his pile, but he's blown on spot. He's blown our shit
He's he's he's creep walking on us
He sounded like right near you. Yeah, you see him
Yeah, you take the boxes
You said I would have the wooden box. I mean John. Have you take the boxes?
Yeah
Sharp as your wife's roast and twice as home
Let me just say I was a fraud and said that that was the front and said that I was gonna say he should his score should be
I don't know what that means, but it's I didn't realize it
Don't specifically what that means but that did John and shout it like something
Like something still going up
What's going up?
Oh
You just probably see he's about to he's about to pray to the Egyptian gods
Then where oh wait in that room
It was a CROWD! A TIGLY CROWD!
You were so shiny dude!
How do you find me before a fucking poop on a wall?
Fuck you guys!
You were supposed to find the poop by the boob!
Oh my gosh, you're still on more!
I thought that was my fault!
Yeah, I lied.
And I've just been quite the patient.
He had the best spot in the house!
Where's the boob? Where's the boob?
You're not finding this boob.
Yeah, I'll charge you kind of over.
Yeah.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I will say the coloring was a little...
Oh man!
Yeah, it's a little too big.
I'm coming over and I jump and I just see...
Yeah, I jumped on you.
It's waving!
It's awesome.
I can't believe I didn't see you.
I know what I hide.
I know what I hide.
I know.
Same app, same app, same app.
I know what I hide.
I know what I hide.
Yeah, that's a good map.
OK, all right, OK, all right, here we go.
Yeah, here we go.
Yes, yes, I'm going to do a double copy of the blue box.
Maybe I heard a few steps in the middle.
Like the same pose we did to the crown on each end.
And then the third pose in the map.
here no way I'm the hunter all step for all step for no let's restart the
round let's restart the round I would never I would never 42 seconds are you
fucking serious I'm telling you I'm telling you dude I'm telling I'll tell
you what I'll tell you what about this
and
that will go this way you get
all right all right okay all right everybody clear out clear out this is
Oh
Your workers with the peasants do hey
That was
My god, you know much effort. I was putting in that you I am put car show you know
That was every I put my whole pussy in to make that cockroach
You hadn't even oh my god. Oh my god
well listen God made me I don't even know coconut is in this life just got
a some type of right I'm listening multi-colored reasons oh I'm listening
all right okay all right well this is a man spider man
that was a shield a little spider this is a guy that just pooped his pants
you look you got more than a talak on there John give it a little John what
What are you supposed to be?
Yeah, John.
What are you supposed to be?
He's a little poopy butt.
He's a beautiful little thing.
How is this the last survivor?
He's beautiful.
Get it, John.
Yeah.
Is everyone here high?
It's everyone here high.
Poopy-pee-dee-dee.
What is going on?
Oh, never mind.
that's a front front mud front my butt
I'm not gonna win this. We've passed John multiple times we're getting colder
we're getting colder I'm backtrack sorry fetus yeah I know I don't think there's
anything in there. I think they realized that they used Mr. Whistle. No no no no see
Look, this score is not going up.
Yeah, we'll snack.
Look for a point.
Are you taking shots?
I've been looking for you.
Not tonight, no.
I'm drinking.
I'm drinking.
I'm done.
Are you drinking shots or are you drinking beer?
I'm drinking beer, but it's like 9%.
Yeah.
Yeah, IPA.
That IPA life.
I'm drinking shot, I guess.
I drank so much in Vegas.
I'm done for a little bit.
Oh, I bet.
I drank too much good time at the craft table. I had a good time the blackjack table. That's it was hot
Whoa, yeah, I remember when I was a kid my parents sent me to Vegas
No, and I I was picking up a bunch of hooker cards on the street like Pokemon cards
I know what they were because I was a kid. I didn't know what hookers were yet
And then my mom found out about my
I
Gambling for kids too like you can win watches in here is in here
God teach you wrong. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. That's how you do it
God teach your math shines and gambling
Yeah, I swear I
Remember my family tells me about it
I we apparently were walking down the streets of Vegas for a while and I picked up like 20 hooker cards
We just got it all over the feet and my mom found the whole set of them. I'm just getting right forward
I I did the same thing I wasn't a kid
We didn't spend any time by the time we saw the points
We had to lay maybe send the room before this one. Oh, yeah, you remember that you go
You go back to the poor man. I got a goal. I got a see any poop golden PSA 10
Dude, it's John's the one with the flag tied a bank
John one with nothing but shit actually nothing but shit
I
Was a bit of Vegas you never been a big thing. I will I just know I was a kid picking up hooker cars
Yeah, oh, yeah
At least so dead serious
Hey, you won with shit.
Look at that.
Thank you for the eye-eye hutch.
He booted, he booted, he booted.
Come on, we got a beer.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm switching from Egypt.
We're going to death, death murder.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Can you see the map, too?
Yeah, I see it right there. Top left.
Oh!
Death burger.
Death burger!
Okay.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Oh, looks like one of the hunters will be this.
We're gonna win this.
We got the eyes of the hog.
I'm like the raid charlotte.
I'm gonna try my best.
Oh my god, what is that pedophile over there?
You guys gotta paint fast, it's 38 seconds now!
Time's ticking guys!
Louis Vuitton cargo crates?
You know what?
wait wait wait wait wait I'm not you I'm not you
wait wait wait wait wait wait I think we need two just copy me copy me copy me
copy me copy me two one ready or not
no no no no no on top of me just next to you next to me oh where are these guys
What are you doing?
What are you? Get off me!
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
I know where you guys are. I know where they are.
I know where they are.
Monkeys! Monkeys!
You got a runner.
Get it! What the hell are you doing?
He's close.
What are you doing?
Okay, there he goes.
He's got a way.
Nice car.
Who's left then?
It's just Habibi and John and
Uch.
He's pretty good, he's just pretty nice, generally on the wall per se, per se, but he's not the
best one.
Whoever this is, is an idiot.
I mean, from this direct angle, if they happen to be looking from space, would be fantastic.
The other angle that they would be looking from is absolutely horrendous.
I just want to say that's masterpiece.
That is amazing.
You truly are an inspiration.
Thank you so much.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, 30 seconds still a whistle, let's spread out.
Going off since last-
Where are these guys, dude?
Fuck.
I don't know, I don't see anything.
These are-
I don't know what's in one of these balloons.
Oh, that- no, no one's a balloon.
Oh, don't worry about that, no one's a balloon.
No one's a balloon, but it's gonna be- no one's a balloon.
Not a single person's a balloon, so we're all good.
Wait, oh, do I run out of ammo?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I got one bill of left fuck. Oh
Oh, they're both over here
Actually, I think John might win again. I got pretty good. Where are you motherfuckers?
John you got pretty good spot. I really see him unless you know, she really not
I mean, I think that's why pretty good
Well, what's going on with you? You can see a baby way better
Where are you guys?
Wait
How did you see him that was the best one I've ever seen
Nice. Yeah, I could have sworn I checked that before from one specific angle every other angle. It was obviously oh
My god, so John's left and the ladies left. Okay incredible incredible
He's a good spot. He's got a good spot. Yeah, he's sweating his dick off. John
John's seen a pretty good spot too. He's gonna be good round. Oh, I was talking the whole
time. Sorry, you guys can hear me? No, I don't know. I was talking. I was talking the whole
time. I'm not sweating at all. I'm actually just one plain color. That's just that's
accurate he's lying one plain color I'm also I'm a dick I'm an animal animal
dick you're an animal cock oh I am check the horse with the big ball chop
he's an animal cock you get up in there you've been there feel it's gonna be there
really good up in there really double check
yeah he's right he's right there he's
literally right the fiat he's right there right he's right there
right there
right there no it's right there guys he's right there look up
He's right there! He's right there, guys!
He's right! Oh my, how are you not seeing us?
Oh, it's his cock! He's right there!
He's right there!
Stop looking at that.
Yeah, we're here for looking at him as a guy.
I mean, only you know how funny it was.
Oh, shit, my god, dude.
He was right there, guys! He was right there!
Oh, nice.
Oh my god
Are you gonna see me when you're looking at the words the wall underneath the horse? Oh my god, that's right. They were spot you right here
That's really pretty
I need to lock in on the lock in tonight. I have a gun down in the night. I'm gonna try I'm gonna try on this
Thanks, but I'm gonna crazy. I'm gonna go crazy. We're walking it was walking it one is the one
I'm gonna do a completely new map, no one has ever played before.
Oh my god.
We played the, oh, could be sourced.
Compton Collector asked me, can you say happy birthday to my amazing wife?
She is 29 today.
Is that sure?
Happy birthday to your amazing wife.
29 and 5.
I hope her day is loud, joyful, and spoiled rotten.
Thank you, Mr. Frog.
So good to meet you.
Mr. Frog, thank you, Mr. Frog.
Mr. Frog is a sad ass.
Actually, which I'm just fine. So we go play three three three three supergolf
Beautiful
You have to send a picture of your balls in the chat. That's true. That's true. I have heard that you once a new Mexican
Can be an update
It has to be
Oh
I don't even have to go to you, but I'm going to P anyway.
I'm gonna cry into the toilet.
He's going to jerk off.
I would too.
Crying in jerk off probably feels real good.
That might be the baddest part.
Yeah, good crying and just coming at the same time.
That might be it.
I came up here.
Miss you give me, miss you give me, miss you give me, miss you give me.
Miss you give me.
Put your equipment on or we'll never find him.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, I can never find a hiding spot, man.
Give me, give me, put your clip in on!
Oh, perfect.
It's your coconut.
It's your coconut.
Cheetah.
Die.
I was so close to moving.
I was so close to moving.
Keep your people's open boys.
Keep your people's open.
Mr. Coconut.
Mr. Coconut.
That's a pretty good spot, Fetus.
Yeah, there you go.
You're as curved as you can be hard to.
Gimmick, yes, mine curves a little left, which is a little bit.
Yeah, a little left, a little left.
Finally, Gimmick, I already got Mr. Hey, B.B.
He was in a stupid spot.
Oh, it's us two.
It's us two.
Yeah, I went to the dumb spot.
I went to it.
I didn't even have to go to it, but I wanted to cry a little bit.
I'm not sure. Yeah. Yeah. That's
not playing real. You're like
He's got no problem. It's
stinky. It's stinky. Cream
cheesy, you know, I love him.
I love him. Mr. gimmick. Mr.
You find anything suspicious about this pole here in the corner.
Okay, well it's got the shadow, it's got the grain, and it's got the nipple on the top.
It's got the nipple on the top.
Oh, hold on, wait a second.
The nipple's gone!
Good job, good job.
It turns out it was supposed to be a nipple-less pillar.
Oh, who would have thought?
Those are pretty rare.
Those are pretty rare.
Very rare to have a nipple and spiller.
100%.
I'm actually shocked.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
What's going on here?
Hold on now.
Wait a minute.
Oh
Told you in there. Where was he? He was in the corner over here. So that I think that was the whistle
We heard he was in that corner. So now we have no whistles for the next 97 seconds. We need to find a rock. Oh
My god, I'll tell you what fetuses your raw dog it
Okay, it's easy, buddy. He's cooking
Well, it ain't easy being cheesy
It ain't easy being cheesy it ain't easy
easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.
That dick she's are going to
get you. Get the motion. Get
the mouth. I saved those up. You
picked those up. You picked them
like you saved my total collection.
I got all my dick cheese in one
big jar. Oh, you saved that.
I'm glad you meet my wife.
During the vows, I promise to be faithful and give you all my dick cheese. I've ever collected
Hutch is in here dude
Score I've been in here
Oh
I thought that was just like, I thought that was just horrible.
I thought that was a bad thing.
You got it.
You came in the night.
You're bringing it home.
You're bringing it home.
Oh, that was an impressive shot.
That was immaculate, Mr. Hodge.
Woo!
Woo!
Oh.
What's she going to do?
Let me tell you.
It was a pleasure.
You've been a pleasure to be greatly.
How'd you get out by now?
You play one more?
I'm probably going to jump off.
GG's fellas.
Later, Hodge.
GG's, man.
Thumbnail venture the last couple days has not been good.
What are you doing?
I have a very tasteful thumbnail.
Yes, but I keep messing them up.
I was TV3 working 5G.
I never know who's going to be in this.
Exactly.
I thought we have 6 people.
It's all very, I got it.
It's a guesswork.
Do we have 6 people?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
First, before I start, I want to watch that animation.
Give me like two seconds, OK, guys?
Yes, it's the best ever and I'm being biased, but it's the best ever.
Wait, wait, wait, I gotta check, I gotta check, I gotta check, I gotta check.
I'm gonna watch you watch it.
I played this game.
Okay, okay, give me one change, give me one change.
Well, join me in the movie theater.
Join me in the movie theater.
I'm taking I'm taking a little peep I'm taking a little peep
I don't have a good day there.
I don't think I can download the video.
Wait, hold on, let me download the video and
put it up on the whole screen.
I have not seen this yet.
I have not seen this yet.
Let's see.
Let me see, let me...
Night's dead.
And, okay, it's already ruined, because it's laggy.
What a sweet treat.
Alright, okay.
My computer does not like these types of...
Oh, I forgot, we had to use VLC.
Hold on one second, one moment.
Now, time for the grand reveal.
Here we go.
out this is no this is not much better than just watching on the on the on the
internet
thanks dad dude I killed night no I got a flyer oh my god
dude what are we dead guys don't shoot me I coming out with you do not shoot
Dude, not you.
I said.
Stop, can you f***ing knock?
Ziggy, don't worry, night is dead.
Come on, stop worrying.
Hold on, wait, let me check.
I said.
Did you find you?
Got him?
Who was it?
It was night, he's dead.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna lose.
I'm clearing the middle room, clearing the middle room.
Clearing it, clearing it.
I said.
Oh, f*** my ass!
Move!
Move!
Oh, my God!
I said.
Oh my god, I was worried about him thank god don't worry about me enemy enemy enemy enemy
Now he's dead. So is I. My Jesus. Why are we so stupid? That guy knows what he's doing.
That guy, that, I thought he's a magician. He is a magician. Oh my goodness. Oh my God.
John, I just wanted to, I just wanted to,
that was fantastic, you were right.
That one is fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
You can tell me, you can tell me Steven Spielberg
came out with the best movie he's ever made.
And at the same time, Burt Beaton Animated came out
with a one minute clip.
Same fuck Steven Spielberg.
Fuck Steven Spielberg.
But I would write the Burt Beaton Animated,
I'm watching it a hundred times.
hundred times until I'm done.
Damn, that's so funny.
That guy is so good.
That guy is so good.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this works awesome.
Masterpiece, masterpiece, masterpiece.
Does he not personally work for you, Pete?
No, he doesn't.
No, he isn't official.
He works for me.
He works for me.
It's, well, I'm not going to get the lipses
just because they're boring,
but yeah, he used to do it on his own.
Or do you pay him?
I invite him.
I invited him to my team. He is part of the official team
What team my peanut productions he's part of
Which I know that there's something I'm adding productions the end of the word peanuts
But that actually is what we call our production team with the whole team the productions
Where he was speaking of teams up speaking of teams
It's probably not the right place to say this but since there's only one more day the
Sand people are trying to get a hold of you in the discord
Oh, I'm the only one who's given them my steam ID
Merch's has left the discord. I know I know I know
Listen listen listen I gave them my steam ID they have my CID and then mr. Merch's left
So I buy coconut coconut already on a team so I'd buy close you because he hasn't responded yet. Oh
Okay, just making sure you were on it cuz anyone
Hold on is anyone here not in the tournament? Maybe are you in the tournament? I
Am yeah, what's he really? I might see me fuck. I'm with the fetus and Foxy
I'm a third guy and let's coach you as well. Okay. I'm gonna come close. Yeah, I'm gonna come close. Yeah, I'm gonna come close
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, mr. Merck's left this out to die. I don't know
What it was that?
Oh, yo, you didn't mr. Merrick's new thing and in rust. Yeah
Yeah
Oh, it's all get all good cooks. Yeah, I'll get him. I'll get him wait guys
I just announced it's the sand raiders a selfie tournament is tomorrow at 5 p.m. CT
And it goes into a little bit. I'm gonna I'm gonna yeah
I'm gonna have a third guy on my team. Maybe you listen to give a listen even if we don't get a third guy
We're running out of it. We're running out of it. We're running out of it.
Dude, it's gonna be a legend.
We're gonna win. We're gonna win.
We're gonna win. We're gonna win.
We will, we will. Oh, you know who we can get?
Mr. Sand.
Oh my. Oh, we don't double it.
There's still a lot of time for the next four days.
Oh my god.
Oh, really?
That guy's been out of town forever.
Yeah, he went on like a month trip.
I know something. Probably.
I also text officer, like, oh, no, he can't play this week.
I already invited him.
He's stuck in traffic
He summits like a counter strike pro again. He's be I think he's oh, yeah
He's on a new arc. What about max all the way, but he never responded. He never responded. He's in summit doing e-sports
Ask Max on what he's got.
This guy was already on one of the other teams.
Aw.
Yeah, get Max on there dude.
We went a lot to Tim the Catman.
Just get Timmy in there.
I like Tim. Tim's cool. I like Tim.
Tim did it very cool.
I have only briefly interacted with him on the road server.
Yeah, I've only played him like seven or eight times.
I've always been a wholesome nice fella.
It's a fun time.
He's got a good personality.
Who's starting the lobby?
I have only good things to say about Mr. Tim.
Only good things to say.
Let me, oh, you know what?
No, I can't invite Tim, because he literally,
this is no joke, doesn't know how to use Discord.
He's a what?
He's a, what?
He is a Timbassile.
He's a Timbassile.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
He got, yes!
Oh, no, he's in TeamSpeak.
He's not gonna communicate.
He doesn't, he has a guy named,
I've got a name!
Whips? Yeah, Whips!
Oh, who does- who does whips?
Me!
I'm not a whips man!
Oh, it's good for the bad to go activities!
Oh, what the fuck?
Tim's at Fanatics Fest playing the new card for the weekend.
Okay, well, I don't know who the- oh, listen, I just gotta-
we just gotta play that close he answers his damn phone.
That's all we gotta do, give me.
And if he doesn't, we run to him.
If he doesn't, we run to him.
Oh my god!
Fuck yeah.
I'm down 80% of the way.
Wait, is that why you're not playing?
This is your wife's birthday.
Oh, happy birthday to you, wife John.
John, she gets one of those every year.
How many times in your life is there
going to be a sand rain of some self-intervention?
You're being selfish, honestly, by celebrating your life.
I'm very selfish, John.
Very selfish.
You'll turn 30 again.
Very selfish.
It's not that big of a deal, you know?
My fetus, who's your team?
It's you, Habibi, and?
Habibi and Foxy.
Yeah.
OK, OK.
Guys, I was actually pitching to the Bungulators earlier.
Guys, check this out.
Think about this for a second.
Trio.
Aspen, Golden Hassan.
Cinema.
Cinema.
Absolutely cinema.
Absolutely.
Absolute.
Yeah.
Really?
Absolutely.
Absolute cinema.
Absolutely.
Oh, my god.
Absolutely.
Listen, I'll take it back.
See for that, as long as I can just hang out in the Discord,
as long as I can just hang out in the Discord.
You three on sand Raiders of Sophie
Heal the world stream heal the world stream you can make it where people can listen and not talk and have a crowd of like
I think there's something like that I need to wait have you ever heard of twitch on TV
you stupid you you absolute you actual male box that's what streaming is no but
there's a function in a shroud on a team what wait I don't think it's on play
I text the shroud I'll leave responding something trying to respond
Oh
Let me back to be with what but the guy who does your YouTube videos on your main channel
There's no one fucking like you know I watch the steam I always watch this videos for your son
Yeah, mr. Big C dizzy that guy. Let me tell you the peanut
But I see them in there every day shoot this shit talking to each other the whole team
They're the hardest
You guys it's awesome. It's awesome. Do we say we're playing super battle golf?
Yeah, we played
I'm set up the thing I gotta invite you guys
I need to invite you to see when you have a scheme of it
Is yours coconut is yours give it? There's yours. He does. There's yours job. You were missing one guy
That's a baby. I believe you I don't see you on the game
game. I'm on, I just booted up myself. I usually invite anyway, should we be, I, yeah it works,
it works. Oh baby. Alright. Oh wait a minute, what's this default death skin for half of
you guys? Well you guys don't play this shit. These default skins. What the hell? Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you can't make it to the top so God did a bunch of peasants in here
What John John? How do you do the dude team update?
I don't know. I just know it did it. It should be a
Everything should be everything should be in here
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Oh my god, it changed me to default because of the teams. What should we what should we do team-wise?
watch me on TV right now it's me you and fetus against John Habibi and she's
nothing pretty good coconut three of teams I'm not just run that he's just
good dude you're just saying it's a good thing because coconuts on yours if he
doesn't know how to play anything but you're dumb
Oh
Literally on your day
I'm just getting fucking I'm just gonna hit put the slice tonight
Fuck me fuck you
Fuck you
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Fuck you.
Hello Frank.
No.
Fuck you.
Where's the fuck it? How do we start this shit? Let's do it.
I'm doing it. I got it.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Is this live?
What is what live?
We're all live. Oh, we're all live. Oh
Thank God. Oh, there's a peanut hat in here. There's a peanut hat in here. What? Oh
There's a there's a
It's a the twirly. Oh shit. The twirly hat. We're eating baby. Yeah. Yeah. Come to me. Come to me
I think it's we're on the same team
Hey, where? What's this?
Where where are you at? Come to me. I'm right here. Where?
Okay
It was a peanut head
It's in the hats
Is it this one it's the twirly head also just after that
I said
So I said it's a peanut ish
It's kind of got the same colors. It's missing the purple. That's
They might know that ish. Yeah
Speaking of which we have it
Well, okay
Okay, are you ready?
I'm ready. I've got to the tiles of the other streams. We hope we're leaving. We just need to do it
I
Would you get would you get would you again wait come back and tell us what you got
Hey John yeah, you just go quick
What my real name is John
That actually is the name that actually is the name I use when I go to order food from places
The A players use a bunch of random names and like
I don't know how to super battle go thumbnail
We go to the party. Well, you guys stop fuck with me. I have to go to the back to the screen to start it
Really delaying yourself
can you say frick instead it's pretty cool oh fuck yeah freak yourself I'm
saying rather than fuck I won
one more one more one more one more one more one more for the road
how about that might as well just might as well just get it done with today
Hey, you're not on the whereabout ever.
That is what will make your last run page shit.
You're never going on the first page every kid.
I'm a big shit.
Hell yeah, boys!
We made it!
Welcome to the back.
We've got 12 minutes till Saturday,
then you know what to do.
Yeah, yeah, brother!
Yeah, yeah!
The biggest, the biggest slur I've ever heard.
Oh, I'm gonna go high seven syllable slurs,
some of them we've never heard before.
Yeah, why are all the slurs we don't hold we get to do one
Yeah
Right now
No new tech like that
This game this word was a slurred I got I got kind of it was a snooty
Snooty around what was it? I'm sorry. I'm the m word. I was
I can't think of anything I was describing or I could I could paint in t-shirt
I think coconut eats paint chips so that offended whoa whoa what's wrong with paint shoes
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll see a paging taster for later.
Oh my God.
Go ahead and drive.
What are the teams?
Me, gimmick, fetus versus coconut, John, and him.
All right, all right, let's beat the mask, guys.
Come on.
Five, four, three, two, one.
If it's a reason the bad guys are in blue.
Okay, coconut.
And the good guys are in red.
I don't know why they would ever do that. That's the stupidest. What did you get? What did you get?
Get him get him get him John don't don't let him go John hit him John hit him go go go that hit him John
What I got him got him. I'm with my ball. Oh shit
Why is the good guys rat? That makes no sense
Oh, I oh I see okay
Oh, there's fucking wins now.
He's dead!
I didn't know I was going to the one batter.
He's dead!
Easy.
Jimmick, what did you get from DoorDash?
Go, go, go!
Pad saiyou and Pad thai.
Double, it's a double DoorDash and double D's.
That's how you do that, HBB.
What words did you just cast in the spell?
I need to get sent.
Double D's!
What even does that?
That's my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
No, I didn't hear you ball
It's about finishing first but it's also about finishing an increased amount of strokes.
You want to stroke as little as possible before you get it in the hole.
That's my dog. Go go go.
You want some of this?
Oh, you ready?
No attacking while I'm eating.
Please Bob.
Get away from me.
God yeah.
Run him over. Run him over.
What's this dude?
Oh my god.
Did you see this with a nuke?
Yeah I did.
I'm going in.
How do you like that?
I don't like it too much.
Oh, that's going to the water.
That's going to the water.
That's going right in the water.
Yep, that's going to the water.
Oh, yeah.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Yeah!
I'm running.
What the hell? How did I get a pin up to the stroke?
I don't understand what does this do?
Yeah!
Oh my god!
I'm dying!
Yes!
We're going to slump!
We're going to slump!
We're going to slump!
We're going to slump!
Come with me!
I smoke bomb!
I'm getting it!
I'm getting it!
I'm getting it!
Go go go go go go go!
Oh!
Oh wait, he can't swim.
No no no no!
No, no, no, no.
No.
Why do you think it's a flashback?
Okay, okay.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I can't see anymore.
Oh, Jesus.
Go, go, go.
No.
No way.
Well done, boy.
Well done, boy.
Oh, no.
I think that's all of the bad things I've been saying about you.
All of them.
In the block.
Now take them all back.
Boom.
Wait, guys, I think it's most important for all of us to get it in the hole first before
they do I need an automatic linser don't care about how many strokes you got
Call you get one. Why am I not me? Oh, that was cool
I fucking love everything that's happening. It's so cool
Cuz I'm not having
now stop them oh yeah rocket diver do driver do what does that do rocket try
oh yeah guys hello it went to watch 20 I don't wait oh I see okay I hit him
towards his ball though not great oh they're gonna win they're gonna win
I was just kidding you on this team. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what he's doing.
I mean, you know, the golfing cannon up, what's going on?
I don't have anything in Canada except for syrup and losing to hockey.
What?
You didn't even hit your ball, you dumbass.
Yeah.
Mr. Nook.
Yeah, I got this golf simulator.
I know that you were front-hand up.
I'm gonna hit him.
I'm gonna hit him real soon, huh?
I gotta hit him.
Die.
It knocks me backwards.
Die.
Oh my god, stop!
Death!
John, you have no idea what that even is!
What?
What the?
John, shoot!
John, it's time to damage!
I hit it with my cock!
Got him.
He humbled me.
Sorry, BB.
Sorry, Mr. BB what you're gonna get it in
You force my ball to
Let's go.
God.
Hehehehe.
Woo!
Did we lose?
We lost.
No, we won.
I bought even going to the big.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I got my ball.
I'm doing my best.
Smash you.
What happened?
We got him.
I thought it was even the Hoosier dude.
We got him.
This is cheating.
We win.
They're cheating, man.
They're fucking cheating.
Oh.
Four, three, two, one.
Yeah!
Two legs, Bunchie.
Two legs.
Now it's your turn. Now it's your job to get a fucking nuclear bomb out of this thing
Go go go like a rest stop McDonald's go go go go go
Shoot it through the cable see the key was he the key was he
Wait, what?
Did you do that while we're going through a cave?
Oh yeah, I guess so.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
Senior, senior, senior, seniors!
Oh, God, what are those?
Oh, God!
Good shot, good shot!
Nice shot, nice shot, nice shot!
Now smack them!
Boop, boop, boop!
Most of them all, that's a good shot!
Oh, that was so close, so close, so close, so close!
No!
No way!
My chip then!
Come on!
I've been up, been up, been up, been up!
You need to chip.
There we go! Go, go, go!
Give it to them!
Don't let him hit him!
No!
Rageeem! Rageeem!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Hey guys, guys, my team has come together.
Come on, come on, come on.
I can't do that. Hit him. Hit him. Yes. Yes. The guy's in front now. Hit P
Yeah
Oh, yeah, I got this deal with the little differently
Who's that oh
Shit oh
Yeah
Oh, yeah, it takes about that. Oh
My god
Take that
Oh my god. Oh, but he can't be seen
I was like
We are going to lose this we're gonna lose
We're gonna lose they're getting your golf left
Wow
Yeah, you can use it
Guys, why are we losing so we're gone?
Where are you guys? I'm in. Well, how are you guys so high?
I don't worry about our golf strategy
Oh, yeah, you're having your paper
guys get it in please please stick it in
oh my god
my golf ball was a golf cart
come on come on come on come on
I blew my self into the wire
I see the rocket launcher to suck it up
I'm gonna hit my ball and then I'm gonna
I'm gonna pop that trunk on these booties.
But maybe it might be the kind of regret.
But, here we go, here we go.
Yeah, I mean!
Oh hey, coconut, you got me, you got me coconut, no!
God, you son of a bitch!
Oh, you propelled her so much farther.
God, how about that, have everybody fought for it?
Nope, not quite.
Or maybe, okay, yeah.
No, no, no, please John. How many are you guys like 900 pounds of this game? Why are you always? I
Just I'm on the way down in broad daylight. I don't want to
I would never blow up this is against my nature I need to do with explosives
I don't care what you miss you can map you can map very much
Hey, he's down
Okay, what the fuck is that?
Come on, come on baby, come on, come on baby, come on
Nice.
Nice.
We talk about common front page.
We can talk about common front page.
You like that? You like that?
I've only joined on the front page once a couple times.
I didn't even know who was the one in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That hurt me when I hurt him.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm almost dead. I'm almost dead.
No!
Give me a BB.
No!
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. We locked. We locked. We locked.
Oh, Bibi got his ball for the first time. Hell yeah.
This is the first time in a long time.
It's not. I'll fucking get it.
You should not have a game. You should not have a game. You should be alive.
Exactly. We die in the game. We die in real life.
Hint job!
Oh, that's my key.
gimmick I'll let you have this one out of respect cuz I like you don't mind
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, oh!
I don't like this.
Oh, you bad.
Get him, he's gonna leave all of the edge!
Oh, you bad, you bad.
Get him, get him!
Wait, it's warm inside!
Oh no, oh no.
Yeah!
Ah, he's going over.
Oh, that doesn't look good.
Please land, please land, please land.
Oh, that doesn't look too good.
No!
Oh, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
OK.
All right, hey, how you doing, boss?
How you doing, boss?
Not too bad.
Fuck you, John.
Hey, how you doing, boss?
I'm not mad.
Where'd he go?
I'm nowhere and everywhere.
I think I'm on the green gimmick
I'm going in boys
It's up to you
He's on the way, but you see
Go go go. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
This would be one way for me. I'm coming
I'm on the hole. Where's my ball? Oh shit. I missed my ball. I went ran right past it
like so I can so close to the wall I can smell it.
Oh my god.
How are you fishing?
Yeah!
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. W.
One more, one more, one more.
HIT YOU!
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh!
You got hit!
Killin' sticky!
Killin' it!
Got him!
Oh my god.
Oh, I mean, I mean, we're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Gosh darn it.
Oh, this is good.
These are the new back.
You need a shitty back.
Spot.
Oh, sorry.
Four more minutes.
And I'm letting the biggest effort out.
Wait, hold on now.
Well, Coco, hold on a minute.
I'm going in.
I
My god, that's really cool. That's really cool. Is it work
I
You won't let me hit it!
I'm gonna hit it!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god.
I said it.
Hell yeah, too easy, too easy.
I love this game so much.
It's good.
I'm gonna go for the Super Battle Golf tournament.
That'd be fun.
I'll take it I'll take it
Better luck next time
Better luck next time what is going on? Why does my ball just keep fucking hitting me?
I'm on the green, baby.
I need to hurt you more than it hurt me.
Dude, this is incredible.
The traffic's messing me up.
John, can you hit my ball?
Keep going.
Oh no!
I think I'm mini golf course.
Okay, all right, that was unfair. That's very unfair
Okay, I just hit it over and it's going all the way back down
Tired thing
Okay, all right, okay
Okay, I got it. I got it. All right. Okay. All right
Literally, you got this what the fuck I'm going for it
Oh
You're not coming back down
Too late, mr. Coco too late. Oh what you want to go you want to go? Oh, oh
I
Wish you're on my team so I can congratulate die
God judge watch out for traffic. Oh, dude. Oh my god. They're gonna win again
I'm on the green P. I'm almost
Oh, yeah, disappear
The items in this game have become insane. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh god
I can't say that what the frick. Oh, wait, it's midnight
Where's Guggenheim?
Where's Guggenheim?
Where's Guggenheim?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Look behind you, dude.
Where's he? Where's he?
I see him die, you son of a bitch!
No, you ain't fucking kidding me.
Excellent work.
What's my name?
Good dirt, good dirt, good dirt!
Good dirt, good dirt!
I
Watch this drive
Yeah
I'm going to box. I'm coming. I'm going. You just need one more boy. I'm coming. I mean, I don't even see the hole in it. What is this? What's a rail?
What the hell? I just drove over. Hey, where is it?
I'm not even see the whole.
He's massive.
Yeah.
The freeze gun doesn't do anything.
Yeah.
No, it's very cat.
How big is that?
Guys, you guys can't let it get to the big guy.
Sorry, it doesn't do anything if they're big.
Just can't let them.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Have you got it?
Hold on.
Oh my god.
It's okay, so we're gonna get it in baby.
It's a tie, it's a tie.
You saw that?
Oh god.
What the hell just happened?
We're about to.
How do you use this thing?
Oh my god.
No, you should have had that.
Can we do a re-match?
We will.
We will.
We should.
You should come.
Come on
Yeah, me everybody
You pushed my cards here!
You benched! You benched!
She left me!
I'm too stuck. Watch this!
I'm watching! I'm watching!
You just watch, buddy.
You just watch the next day.
I'm on the green!
What is this?
Go, go, go!
I'm so glad they added Thor into this game.
Gotta help me, gotta get Pete.
Nice and sharp, you know what that followed over.
Over that, that really.
We're gonna win it! Chicken did it!
We're gonna win it! Chicken did it!
Dude, I'm so sad.
Good work everybody!
Good work, man! I got it!
Unbelievable!
I never want to play this game ever again.
I never want to play this game ever again.
I don't care.
Rematch! Rematch!
I don't want to rematch.
I want to rematch.
I want to rematch.
I want to rematch.
We want to swap the team job for him.
Yeah, swap the team.
No, no, we don't want to swap the team.
Fuck this team.
Get me out of here.
Yeah, randomize it.
No!
I've been scoring!
You scored what wait who did the worst?
I'm actually just killing it six feet is and gimmick was the best on our team. I was in the middle
I did the best on our team.
I did the best on our team.
I did the best on our team.
I did the best on our team.
I had the most old ones on our team.
You were the last.
You were at the end.
Nope.
Realistically, it would make most sense
to swap either me or gimmick out
for the middle guy on the blue team.
That would make the more sense.
So that's...
Who was the middle guy on that team?
It was me.
I've been only finished the whole twice.
Is that- does that make sense?
It's like I'm making sense.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Does that make sense?
It does.
What's the new team, then?
I believe the new team would then be...
Peanut for Kobebeep.
You know, it'd be-
Wait, hold on. I'm trying to figure this out.
Uh...
It won't let me-
Hold on, it's being weird.
We'll take it. It's gonna be one take, guys.
It won't let me drag it.
Okay
You be one say it I think you turn off you then you can mess and then oh yeah, how do I drag John?
Yeah, I think you have to be be a baby. Yeah, maybe you have to go to I get to change it yourself
How do I change? Oh, I don't know the
Go over here come over here
Why can't I drive a BB?
You have to come to the big giant.
No, we're gonna play talk about this after this round.
After this round.
By the way guys, after this round, me and gimmick and Johnny are gonna play some tag.
Yeah, yeah.
Within the year.
It should be me, coconut, John versus a BB gimmick fetus, but I can't move a BB.
I don't know why.
Maybe he moved himself?
How's that? There we are. There it is. Okay. I did it. I did it. I did it.
I'm gonna I'm gonna randomize. I'm gonna get all new bats. All new bats.
Oh, shit!
Oh, yeah.
I'm bad.
Oh, Peter, you'll never believe what I got.
What?
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck, what was that?
I got not had.
Oh.
I got a leaf snack.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Describe it to me.
Describe it to me.
Okay.
Oh, gosh, dad.
Oh, man.
I can't even see.
Okay.
Is everybody ready?
Uh-huh.
Are we ready?
Oh-
BYE BYE!
Buddy, what's going on?
I'm Mr. Squid!
Oh, what's this boy? Good man!
Good a man!
This is me, a BB and fetus, right?
Gonna see you again, Mr. Squid.
Easy, man.
Oh, I won't hit you this time.
Fresh Cuban coming to the match.
Chat, keep my man.
Good man.
You like to sub-boss?
Oh, shoot, absolutely.
I just got a Cuban cigar.
My mom gave it to me as a gift.
She gave it like this black box.
Oh, my God.
Very nice shot, dude.
I don't know much about cigars, but I know if it comes in a box, it's the same size as the cigar.
I'm not talking about cigars.
It's gotta be fancy.
I mean, you know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
If it's in a box, buy it, Joe.
Give me.
That's all.
It's gotta be fancy.
What you call it?
It's a blind box.
We go right in.
We are.
We are.
See you.
We're getting fun.
Let's try it, John.
I didn't even try it.
Yeah!
We're trying to take the video.
Nice gimmick. Nice shot.
It's most likely fake.
This is elementary.
It's as big elementary.
Well, no, the reason she gave it to me is because she,
well, I don't know if it was Cuba,
but wherever she went, she actually went to the country
and got us to it.
Let me just walk right into that.
I know it's not fake, it's a minimum.
But she's actually in the country where it was fake.
Come on, baby.
Come on, buddy.
No problem.
That's not easy right there.
Oh, hey, guys, you distracted me.
You are distracting me though that she got done.
Distracted on
I'm not sure
I was actually just crying shit
What what are you fucking high listen, let's just call it Cuba, but I'm not sure it's actually Cuba in some way that makes you guys
What why it would cost more to get a fake to see then
Let's just say you were in Cuba.
Why would they sell you a fake Cuban cigar?
It would be more expensive to give you a fake one.
You're all up.
I'm arguing with my bungalows.
They're saying that if you go to Cuba to get a cigar,
they're going to give you a fake one.
And I'm telling them that wouldn't make any sense
because it would be more expensive to give you a fake one
than just one they roll right there in front of you.
I like cigars.
And it's making sense at all.
100% give you like a Dominican rap one now 100%
What's a Dominican rap what?
This guy's like it goes off the rap. It's not like where the cigars run. It's like where the raps go. Oh
Okay, oh, I
Do I I don't think I'm okay. I'm fucking around. I'm fucking okay. I'm not even in second or first place on my team
Stop fucking with me
They're gonna get it in.
I made all that up.
Are you serious?
You just made all that up.
Yeah, I don't know anything about this.
You're an idiot.
I want to get back.
I want to get back guys.
You're an idiot.
Wait, I'm shielded.
Wait, you're not.
What the fuck?
You hit me with my shield up.
Wait, how are you doing that?
I'm not supposed to be
I can't even make powers
Dude, get back, get back
Hey, my blue and my red
How are you hitting me with my shit?
Guys, hit the ball
I'm back!
What is happening?
Come on
He got it, he got it, he got it
That's three!
No, no, no, no, no, no
I'm not doing this
I'm literally not supposed to be possible
He's literally hitting me still when I have a shield I cut
How do we get oh walk here nice nice hey John
Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Yeah. Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Give it to him.
Did I just die too?
Yeah!
I don't like that.
I'm doing it.
He's out!
Yeah!
Oh, that was a shame and a half.
But I did it twice.
Oh, my.
Okay, well, all right, okay, you win this round you win this round you win that round. I'll give you I'll give you that one
Like that, oh, that's not good for you chief
Another one do you just keep your nose? What is it? What is this?
Yeah, no guys. Yeah, I didn't get anything
You deserve this!
You deserve this!
Go, go, go!
Oh, man.
This hole is ruining me.
This is funny, but like, this isn't even golf anymore.
It's just...
Woo!
I don't think this is ever golf.
We got it in.
Yeah, we got it in.
We got it in.
We got it in.
I got a bunch of money!
I got a bunch of money!
I got a bunch of money!
I got a bunch of money!
I got it!
No way!
Oh my god, dude.
Let's show you.
Oh no, no, no.
Dude, we need to do this.
We need to do this.
They got it. They got it.
I'm going to have a connection.
I'm going to have a connection.
You drive minds and other explosives in play.
I never figured out how to deal.
You guys even tell me that.
I was going to do it.
Help me.
How do we get across?
How do I get across?
I like that, bitch.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, right off time, dude.
Great.
Actually, it's home clock.
I can see it.
Fuck now.
Oh, that's your butt.
Oh, I got you.
I'm very good.
Fuck it.
I'm very good.
Oh, my God.
This is your bitch.
Goddamn you.
Hey,
Oh, no.
No,
hold there.
Oh,
shooting at us.
I thought red was
Kidney
How do you
City maps
Come on one more guys somebody make it
Too much space, do we win?
You say I'm playing such a such game come play with me, and then another guy says okay apple coming
Excuse me, please put by the way
Are you like am I red or blue? Hey that fetish. Oh, I miss
Oh, how's that feel?
That's awkward
How's that problem, buddy?
Hey, fuck you, man
Well, I don't even see the smoke like I hit my ball
That would be my ball, Sharon
That was a shot!
Thank you, Sharon, thank you!
Thank you, Sharon!
Such a far shot
fuck you we take our time here gimmick you take our time this
you have to stop it you have to stop it you have to stop it
Kogushami Kogushami
Take that gimmick!
Fuck!
The run team!
Put him, put him, put him!
No!
Wait, where's the, where's the hole? It's not showing up for me.
Shit!
I'm coming by!
I'm coming by!
I got a first y'all
Cheester cheester
He's three straight. I see never played golf before
You know, I've got this one little boy. These are the bad dragon
the back hit man. Oh, I thought you wouldn't see whoever did that. Hey, cool. Yeah, I
wish I was the one that did whatever you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. I was
the one that did whatever the hell you just said. Mm hmm. Right. Enjoy the next movie.
Oh, ooh, two legs!
Oh, dude, I got hit on the first bolt and what the hell.
We're doing pretty good.
Oh, that's what you meant, chronic.
Oh, goddammit.
All the bad stuff seems to be over there.
Oh my god.
Goodbye, bald.
How'd that do?
I'm just gonna walk over here now
Do my boy just keeps going over oh no
I just do so hard I just threw so hard. Oh my god. Oh my god
That's my hat. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
That's me. That was on me. That was on me.
That was on me. That was on me. That was on me.
Oh my God. Oh my goodness.
Oh, oh, oh.
What I can't think of is that if it's a system,
I'm going to twist it.
Are you hitting it so hard? I don't know.
fuck me cell
Oh... too slow
he layer thinking
hehehehehehe
that's the best tiger
electromagnetic
Oh
jump shot you that's where I wanted my ball to go
what the hell go good
I'm going in
oh fuck
I'm out of the ocean
uh oh
oopsie
we're doing a little jog huh
yep
I'm out of my business
I'm out of my business
I said me
Did I get you?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you fully got me.
Oh, just so...
Don't get the hell out of here.
Oh.
Oh my God, I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
No, I'm the best man in the world!
What?
Get the best...
What?
I'm the best man in the world.
What?
What?
We're hitting those shots.
I just shot both of those shots.
Those were crazy.
What?
There's no way that one. They got so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
Yeah, man!
What the please, you know?
How does that mean they have a car?
Don't worry about it.
It's up to me.
You can get loans.
These are as you credit me.
That's a joke.
Is this bad boy?
Go ahead over.
Oh my god man!
That's what that is, huh?
Is that a gunshot? Is that what that was?
Wait, how did this just disappear?
What?
I MISSED HIM!
Get him, get him, get him!
Hey, alright!
This, pussy!
He's ya!
I don't know.
Come on!
Come on now!
You wasted just as much time as I did!
This force fuck you can't see nothing. Oh
You stay back. Oh you stay back. Oh, no, you stay back. Oh, no stay back. Oh, what's that? What's that? What's that?
What you got? What you got there? What's that?
Oh
Coconut, we are in lock it, coconut, we are in lock it.
Lock it!
Lock it!
Oh...
Chippin for the boys?
So...
Very simple.
Lock it, Fetus, Fetus.
Coconut, lock it, seriously lock it, I'm not...
I'm not losing any food!
I'm not losing any food!
Hey gimmick, Fetus, do you guys remember when coconut was saying that I suck at this game?
You did suck!
You do, son!
Ridiculous.
Uh...
Scoreboard.
Scoreboard.
wait, how do I get where I just hit my ball?
what?
uh oh
uh oh
uh, I think I'm fucked
guys, I'm fucked
go go go
alright guys, I'm fucked
all you I hit my ball somewhere where you can't go he's got to go around the whole day
there's no there's no path on this one you got to the right mean oh I see it
you gotta go all the way to the hole no there's no path there's no path haha
we're doing maybe there is wait why would that even be a thing hold order
reset ball
I'm gonna give the ball really close and then I'm gonna shoot him off, okay?
You guys get over here quick. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm gonna hold him up. I'm holding him up
Wait, you sent me out of bounds. That's bullshit. Out of bounds. It's not in my fault. I'm gonna get my ball. I'm gonna get my ball.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Get in. Get in. Get in.
I
Oh
We got this we got this fetus coming up lock it lock it
What
Wait what
Oh, oh, we won. Yeah, it was John and Coco. Oh
We want
I haven't heard from Johnny in a while.
Shit.
Johnny.
Oh.
John, are you here?
Yeah, hi.
Where have you been?
I've been playing defense.
I've been just shooting feet.
Okay, that explains why.
I made the first two holes.
I'm playing through with your two holes.
Yeah.
Just to strike me, I guess.
Are we doing another?
We talk, Hobbit.
I need, well, yeah, we're an hour and a half fast scheduled talk.
time. I think we do talk about I want to play the new event. I heard it super cool.
I heard it super cool. Did they make it so you can get a lapse for free? I don't know.
I don't even know if it unlocks the map. We can always hit the factory transition.
That's true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going to hate my life this entire time. Oh, we're going to go up against absolutely
maniacs. You're off my life every time. Guys, guys, guys. Have you guys ever done this?
Have you guys ever done icebreaker all the way to the end?
Yeah, this whole
Wedge literally kills you point one seconds after he sees you and they put they put him on labs. Oh
He's on land
What?
We'll have it
That's my way. There's an update so make sure you download it right now. It's get started get started with the update
Oh
Oh, yeah, you guys are going to play right?
Yeah, we're going to play out.
Turkey.
Alright, good luck boys.
Cod's feed.
Cod's feed.
In turkey time.
In turkey time. In turkey time.
Oh.
Cause I'm hyped up. I'm hyped up.
I'm telling you boys if we can if we I mean oh if we can master these boxes guys what other bosses on the map is just when
There's like 15 to 20 black division
That's that's too much actually that's kind of too much
Black division of the people that were in the boiler room like when we we could even get past when there was sex
That's too many. That's a stupid that's stupid. It's AIDS. I won't figure it out. We'll take
a couple cheap kids the first time. She was crackle-ackin. She would come out. She would
take a peek. A little peek never hurt anyone. A little peek never hurt. Yeah, I heard. I
heard from some people who shit, but then they they changed it. They like, I saw Twitter
post where they change a bunch of things that people were asking for and then they said it's great so
well it apparently all the lights rocked she can't see anything in there
oh perfect perfect
oh yeah
oh yeah
it just put the craziest boss on the map and then lighted up like a Christmas tree
put the craziest boss on the map put 20 of the literal hardest NPCs that aren't bosses on the map
and turn the lights off
genius genius genius genius genius genius genius with the lube and then we got a whole my whole mind
all right yeah honestly I'm so hot I'm so high I'm so high I'm like that I like stupid yes I yeah
when they do some stupid like out of I don't want to say out I hate to use the term out of pocket
but that's kind of what I'm aiming for here is that fine if I use it real quick guys you can do that
Why would we judge you?
Is that like a, if there's something I don't know about that term?
I feel like it's in like the same, same area as like that on.
Out of pocket?
Yeah.
No.
Like, I feel like to the same area as like no cap.
No, no, no, I don't pocket, I think it has been around for a long time.
Okay, I would use it.
Already, yeah, whatever they do somebody's out of pocket. I think a golf it's like it's literally like a golf term or a pool term or something
A pool like a swimming pool term out of pocket like that guy. I guess I he's drowning the swimming pool
It's a it's a swimming pool term. It's a dude. Do sweet. It's always doing okay
So there was a sweet pool like ten years ago. Oh, it's a nude swimming pool turn a nude swimming pool
I'm pretty sure pull your cock out of your pocket. So what to me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no dead ass dead ass. It's a dead on no cap out of pocket. Yeah, dead on no cap. Jit
Are we talking about no cap? No cap how to pocket been wrong for long long
Sizzle my fizzle. Holy shit. Shizzle. Hold on there. You're taking it. Wait. Yeah, wait. Hold on wait
Wait, hold on low key. Get off low key. Get on the cap. I'm God. I'm God. Oh
God, okay, that makes sense. Okay. I'm okay. I
Amp is hip
I didn't know you were chill like that. I get sassy with the with the you know, well, you know, I mean I'm in the crowd
I'm a yummy. I'm I'm cool. I'm I you know, I know I know the slang. I know what I'm doing. Yeah
No cap no cap jet
head off
head off
Then I'm no cap me and my game
my game dead off right get up low key low key big facts big facts low key on 60
second street on 60 second street I'd be spent I'd be spitting on your cock
we'll bring it up from my butt I saw 60 second street I'm a mom I hear they say
I hear they say that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Stop, what's that?
What's that fucking stop?
Ooh.
Did I?
Quick little thing.
Is that guy did not no cap?
Toot-toot is my word fam?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, is 62nd Street where Big Bird lives?
Sesame Street?
Yeah, what?
It might be similar.
Oh, Sesame Street, Sesame Street.
We didn't big bird into being like a pedophile.
What happened on that show?
What's going on?
Hold on, hold on.
Who is it?
Allegedly, allegedly.
Someone, some big stuffed animal that was in a kid's show a long time ago.
He ended up beating a beat on some.
Barney.
Was it Barney?
Yeah.
For sure.
I remember saying that joke when I was very young all the time.
Not knowing what it meant.
It was Barney.
I think it was Elmo.
Maybe a couple of them. Maybe a couple of them. Maybe a couple of them. What? I know this is all legend
I don't want to be I don't even know if they can't see us. I feel like everybody who made those shows are dead
Or in jail it sounds like jail or dead in jail
Oh, thank God my labs key cards. Oh my god, I thought I was screwed
I
Escape from park of event in quotes getting fucked
It will let you save I
I'm kicking let you save that I don't think on YouTube. No you say that I
Could put seven players in a row on it and it'll put me on front
You I tell you I tell you are you already? I've been testicle towards in Tuesday for like two years now
Apparently testicle has always been a ban term on Twitch
But I never knew until like three months ago because I did so like this along the entire time
Never on a lot of me
Oh, it's a stock. Oh, it's a stock. Oh, it's a stock. Oh, it's a stock. Oh, it's a stock. Oh, it's a stock
Very different is it totally different for me. It's an Egyptian handbag. I believe that's right
I believe they're very popular
They are back they are back baby. They are back dude
Downtown Cairo and you see ladies with the to stockles. I mean every other ones got themselves a nice
Classy to stockle. I mean sometimes they got to sometimes those ladies got a set of them
I mean they're popular they're popping off. You can't have too many. They're like they're like the the new supreme
Yeah
One to stock old Tuesday stock old key. I mean keep them
Even coming for the barrier. That's right. They have the more the very a
There they say
Your hands not a hand without a to stock on it. I've heard that is that I've heard that slogan. I've heard that slogan
That's their motto. That's their motto. It's like their sub sub sub text sub title
I'm change my stream title. I do have to pee before we get in but can everyone
Face not me. Face not me. Oh, I'm in. Can everyone check me if you're allowed to go to the lab?
Can everybody check? I cannot go to lab but I can buy key cards so we'll have to go through factory
Okay, we'll go. Wait guys, is it free labs or do we need key cards? Do we know? This is route unknown
How do I unlock that dude I I'm only level night I've barely played so okay
You do need the card, but we will have to go through factory cuz give it to hasn't unlocked the map yet
whoopsie
whoopsie
Ever should I spend all my money tonight?
I'm gonna probably play truck up until I'm literally dead this game cannot die for me
Okay, perfect. I'll spend all my money and then bitch about it in a week. Okay. Yeah, I need to get
How do you just spend some time unlocking the basic shit?
I'm never unlocking white.
You should have gone off-stream.
Yeah.
Well, that's fine.
Yeah.
Every single dude, I swear, every white, I have grinded off-stream, got max traders
in it, and then like right when 1.0 came out, it's right when I kind of burned out a little
bit.
I agree.
It's always going to be around.
I'm not like fully burned out.
It's more like I'm a little burned out, so I should stop playing so I don't fully burn
out.
Mark's burned.
behind I've ever been on a Tarkov I'm getting word that there's no need to
transit yes I want the mafia though guys
give me what's your name you yeah silly gimmick one word oh so you are so silly
silly silly silly what a great thing are you the goopa troopa no that's me
okay all right at least you might go to it oh neither of you guys have remarked
Perfect, you know
That the whole time but he was just letting me take the fall here. I'm sorry, but you deserve it. I
Okay, I
Mean whether you just click continue
And what are you talking about you can't I know but you just do it
My my bad. Yeah
That way that you say that way labs card on me
It makes you guys major ever has lab cards in their butt grab grab a poop gun honestly
I'm gonna run with an MP9 because we're playing it down the first time anyways
No, we're fucking living we're fucking I'm popping a per 30 get my fucking
We are oh shoot, I'm not prepared for that I gotta grab the mayo oh
Oh, that's a this simple piece. That's an essential piece. Do not forget the million
A's.
Licensea. Licensea. Oh, I have three latex's. Well, you razzle dazzle you. You razzle dazzle.
You razzle dazzle.
They'll be able to sell. They're only 630k now. This game ain't what it used to be.
This game's changed, man.
Yeah, yeah, once was hey, I remember back in the good old days
You went up to a guy who he wouldn't have anything sort of 8,000 9,000 hours
He'd kill you three certain lures, and then he would just float through the window and kill you in two seconds
That's how it should be that's how it should be you phase right through the wall
right through the wall call you three or four slurs in your lap right then and
there on the floor
well golly
back in God's land
huh
my lead ride
let's ride
I'm gonna take a quick pbf close-in
oh wait I forgot I added you to the screen gimmick
to the screen like your thumbnail
to my loading in screen
Oh
Oh, well, I'll have to check that out. Dude. It's a pretty good one
Let me check that out real quick. Then I have to take a quick take off quick take off quick
We are a lot tonight. It's your certified Tico time CTT a
certified
It's a it's a it's a CST certified super Tico time. Oh, dude, that's awesome. It's got a certified one
Mm-hmm. You're so fucked peanut in the world. Oh, let me tell you stop
You make something very clear. Okay, these new ways to start out players
They ain't worth the gun they got their hands, let me tell you talk up with the first game
I ever played on PC. I was born here
I was born here. They merely adapted. They merely adapted to the darkness
Watch this is what I'm flash like speaking of darkness. Nope
Hmm, I probably do I usually
All right, oh we haven't started yet. No, I'm waiting for the doobah trooper. Yeah, I got one. All right
I'm ready. I'm taking a tickle. I have a flash
I hear you say my balls are about to explode
We're gonna die in record timing.
Let's ride!
I'm back. I'm back. Is everybody
Is everybody? No. We have to be in
We have to be in sheets. Hold on.
We have to have to be in sheets to clean my screen.
to be able to see better than the other players.
He's still touching his cock and I don't think he's loaded in yet.
Oh, now he's here.
Oh, I'm still here.
Oh, my God.
I'm not going to show me this.
Just doing a little.
Just doing a little of this and I was just doing a little of that and it's not about
that.
Why don't you keep a hundred bottles on your desk?
Did you hear all that crashing in my background?
Every time I reach back, I would knock off another bottle.
Whoopsie.
Whoopsie.
All right.
Okay.
All right, okay
Here we go
Any glass gotta clean up the glass?
Here we go. We go. Are you guys ready? Are you guys ready? Okay? We go. We go here. We go
We're game three. You need to go. We go down the Dungeon
No, turn it make poo poo. Thanks for the
Oh, Mr.
Mr. P.D. Lodge, Mr. Cody, Mr. Cernipolis,
what's good, man, good, I'm mad.
Thank you, my boys, for changing my mind.
Let's see what they did, as in gold.
No, I think this, I don't have a lot of,
listen, it's mostly cans.
I only have like 10 or 12 cans.
No, you have.
I will say, I will say, I do have,
let me actually count it.
Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 40.
I have 60 new unused packages of nicotine pouches.
I was there when you got most of those
and I think I already used all of those.
This is a new package.
First of all, seek help.
Stay and clean your cans.
You freaked out.
Let's go.
You gotta be boo-booing at that point.
Speaking of which, we pop one right quick.
Would you say it?
I was think I'm already on it. There we go. We're doing good looking good
What the fuck was that it's a night
It's a player. Oh, that's a person. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my oh my god
Who was
Oh my god. My arms, my god. My arms. Quick, fuck them. Fuck them. Do what you got to do.
I'm fine. My arms, I see me. I can't believe I didn't kill you there. I can't believe I didn't kill you there.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't believe. We're not even trying to spawn camp. We're just so fucking stupid.
Yeah, made it out yet. Give me give me one guy. Just give me one thing guys
Wow
Hey, those were good
Honorable shots those were honorable shots
That's somebody's running right towards us. I can hear him. He's running right towards us
Today will be the last day on earth for you boy
If you open this door, I'm catching you to dogs!
You come over here, you son of a bitch! I'll send you straight to fucking hell!
What?
That is well!
That is well!
Get your ass into you!
I got a roasted turkey on the other than it's gonna be delicious, what is that?
What?
Oh fuck, we might have better match.
Open the door, God.
Open the door.
That's me.
That's me yelling.
That's him talking about the turkey.
How are you yelling from outside?
I'm behind you.
Holy shit, you're going.
Oh my god, you go first.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, should we talk about this?
We're going to sit down at Delegate.
John, go out there.
I am at Delegate.
Hello.
Hello, go out there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Stay back.
Stay back.
I don't like that guy here.
Relax, guys.
Relax.
We are relaxed.
Yeah, you relax.
Jackass.
Hey.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, you relax!
Jackass!
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Fuck you!
Shut the dead body!
Yo, Shashi Shashi XR, ask me.
Happy Slur Saturday to you, Mr. Nut and all who celebrate.
Kick us off with a bang.
Happy Saturday.
Absolutely you!
Enough chatter.
Watch, learn, and don't embarrass yourselves.
What?
What?
What do you say?
Maybe it's not.
No, no it's not, no.
It's landmark and glorious-y and Desmond Palach.
You are so fun.
Genji is me.
And Genji.
There's four of us.
Hello?
Hello?
Hold on.
I'm 17,000 hours, and I like opening Pokemon cards.
Oh my God!
She's going to distract right here.
You miss.
Puss master.
You're a timsa futile.
No!
kill this guy, it's either him or us!
Come here, bitch!
I'm closing this door!
Oh, there goes my arm.
Maybe it was my arm.
Wait, there's a way to get up on here. Somebody boost me, somebody boost me.
Sorry.
I'm gonna put my arm here.
Hold on, hold on, hang on, hang on.
I'm gonna put my arm, my arm, it's on.
One moment.
You know what, gimmick?
Pop this door open. I'm shooting this guy in the fuck. No, I wouldn't be honest. We're not there at the same time
No, we can kill us all. Forget how
I'm gonna open this door and then all three of us run at the same time. He can't kill us all
Pop him in the head. I watch. I might shoot you in the head. So just open the door first. Okay. Okay. Okay
Are you ready? Okay. You know where like kind of where he is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay
Okay, just take one shot then close the door back. Okay, three two one go ahead
I
Think I got him
Well, hold on hold on you're lucky you are lucky that our friend is an idiot
You are not gonna have the same luck with us. I can promise you that big boy
Yeah, we got a thousand in here. We got a thousand and a thousand more on the way
Let me close the door for a second
Will you let me we have to have a meeting we have to have a quick meeting
Peanut?
Hey!
What?
That guy heard it was you?
Yeah.
Wicked out his lube-derm, 10 gallon bucket,
took two handfuls,
and slapped it on his cock.
It has been vigorously stroking it
ever since he found out it was you.
You should just leave and we should re-
Hold on, hold on.
We can do this!
We can do this!
He's can and we're yeah, you want to be hooked up to his name
Oh
Shit, I gotta put my arm back out for the fourth time
I'm telling you
Just hold that position
I got it. Okay, this is giving I have a plan as soon as I
Here's my arms back on you knocked the planet you trust me. Do I do you have faith in me gimmick?
Can you put your faith in me? Can you put it in me?
100% faith
Okay, 100% follow my lead
Follow my lead gimmick
I don't know checking out the kill seat because there's a chance I got him
There's a also 99% chance he knew you're doing that from your chat
checking
Quick brows of the kill sheet scrolling through it
Looking who's his name again, I'm checking the kill seat
ER oh
No, wait, that's a scare
with high IQs and high EQs.
It's almost second nature.
I mean, for someone else, like a normal player,
they probably think that was a hard situation.
But for someone who's been through a situation
that's so many times, it's just, it's second nature.
It's like rushing your team or riding a bicycle.
You never forget.
And that's, you know, guys, I know that look like we did,
like we were going crazy right there.
That was normal for us.
That was we are that good on the regular on the regular. That's just that's just that's a nature
regular it is the regular smagolette
Certified regular smagolette. That's a CRF
Haven't heard a CRF since like 2020. I what's a seat? Wait, hold on. What's your CRF?
The CRS. Yes, CRS. Yeah, I got confused there by myself
itself. Hey, was the KGB, the Russians or the Nazis?
Russians, I thought that the Russians, that's the Russians.
That's the Russians. Okay. That's the Russians.
That's an old try doing it without transiting once we have all of our cards
on us. Or did you already try it? We had to change it.
It's weird. People said they did it without it.
I can't. It's actually said specifically you, whatever I have over the next
not even gimmick. It doesn't make sense because I've gone labs I think. Well maybe maybe because
you're ugly. I think it might be. Oh maybe take it for a pocket instead of my pouch.
If we yeah maybe put yeah maybe yeah maybe put yeah maybe yeah maybe yeah maybe hold my pocket
drop yourself. Yeah yeah put it in my ass and then yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah me and then maybe
put lip on your upper lip and lick it off while I take a picture. That's a good idea that's a good idea
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Freeze ground beef in a tube sock and shove it in my ass.
Yeah.
And then I'm not gonna be able to fly it.
OK.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Grab a tub of toothpaste and squeeze it out over your belly button
while I lick it off, drinking my meat.
One is something.
Yeah, and that's about one is something.
Yeah.
You could be, when we crack in the case, do I open?
Is this a, is this a meadow?
I think we're cracking the case wide open.
Hold on.
Wait, is this a meadow?
Crack a honey off my upper lip.
Yeah, probably.
Wait, hold on.
This might be the meadow.
Holding.
hold
hold it release
I think it has to be in your pocket not in your your super secret bottle
wait wait wait wait try that try try that
I'm making an FDR real quick just give me like two seconds
what's so funny about that
nothing great
I don't understand what's so funny about that I would like you to go and see how that's a humorous
situation
Is that a humorous situation to you you scumbag?
Is that a humorous situation to you you scumbag piece of shit?
Yeah, yeah, that's scumbag you scumbag
You scum you scumbag piece of shit you scumbag piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah, it's got you. How would you go to hell?
Keep it up. Keep it up. I'm gonna smoke a cigarette. Yeah, keep your penis up for more than four hours
I'll make it go to the doctor. That's an healthy. We know cigarette. We talked about this again, by the way again
I'm making a quick FDR
on it.
A couple of these almost ready.
Don't rush me.
Don't you rush me guys.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Don't you rush me.
This perfection takes time.
Perfection takes time.
Like you would have anything.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Not perfection.
Literally.
I would you know what's a good idea really what a killer one day us three start this game
okay started on a staff okay much like you're zero to here you've done before okay but whoever
gathers the most money from just when they start to the end of raids gets 50 gifted
from the other oh my god oh my god wait actually wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Bad idea, better idea, right?
Remove the cushion on the base of your gamer chair
and put a bad dragon vertically and bounce side.
I've been doing that.
So I'm gonna have to meet up.
I'm writing all this down.
Wait, jot this down.
Somebody jot the TBC, jot this down.
I've been doing that.
Somebody jot this down.
I'm gonna have to find something new.
Oh, that's an old idea.
I thought that was new technology.
I thought that was new technology.
That's old tech.
That's old technology?
Okay.
writing all this down I'm gonna ask my dad about it later your dad is a
sensual lover you'll know
yeah he got a tip he got no work he got an award for that I still see tiktok
choosing the sound of me that's not what this morning that's a swallowing when
I went to talk um that's all this morning that's why I was in my head
It feels real good from both tip. It was a delay. These are like black lipstick on yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah
Did you try it and it didn't work? Oh, wait, wait, let me try. We try it
It's just a stupid trooper group member does not know the path is occasion. I'll get it. He doesn't either
I don't know John you silly guy. You silly guy. I have an idea
What if we all dick around that's even the burpees we all been trying to be don't need a transit
Just listen to me for one time in your life and do not transit. Well, how do we get there dad?
I we I we go there
Interesting, okay, I say we do
I
Except wait, wait, I'm doing where the except wait wait wait everybody go back
Yep, go accept the event quest line and apparently to unlock lab fresh
What we what is the event quest line the blue fire?
tasks
Oh, yeah
Well, it dies
or required I don't wait wait it's it's here the lab just wrench and water so it
side quest what's it called oh I know it's it's a don't go to traders skier
tasks what wrench and waterboarding okay do not have that quest what you might
have already accepted because you you weren't the one who couldn't get through
that's true but I don't have it still doesn't work for me uh West no but
sometimes when when you do quest and unlock a map you get taken from the
group and get back in you try that do I have to be level 20 I'm level 19
What we got a
No, we got to go back to the
No, it didn't. I mean, we're going to factory.
We are going to factory.
Oh my God. Did someone seem to
I'm not doing now. Oh my God.
No. I'd be so bad.
I'd be. I'd be so.
Oh my God.
Oh, I'd be so oh, I would be living I would be flustered. I would be flustered. Oh my god. Oh
My god. Oh
We'll see we'll see about this factory run right here. We'll see
We're gonna get stuck in gate three again. I know I know I know I hope that guy's not a gate three again
Dude
Yeah, fuck them.
Oh, not a fan.
Of course, of course.
I'm not gonna say that guy.
Okay, all right.
Of course, of course.
Oh.
Hmm.
Will you hop open it?
First six-leaf light package.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, actually, no, I've got another one here.
Some left in it.
But I'm too lazy to find one that I've already opened
and still put into it, so I usually have like five
that have stuff in them at all times.
Of course.
I feel like if I if someone sat you in a room no nicotine no booze for like
48 hours you'd be able to solve the answers that we all need
No, I'll be pulled up in the field with an energy or he would sweat out 15 pounds of body fat
Dude, I know you guys
Don't care much for alcohol. It's just like a side thing
I could easily. I could. I could stop right now. I never knew I'd ever get nicotine would be
much like I could. I was when I was in the military. I had one bad experience with this.
No, I believe it. Followed it through up gone. No one believes me. No one believes me. No one
believes me. No, I believe you know what? In that spirit, I'm going to get another silly
really just always, there's no time to let.
Absolutely.
I
It's spooky oh, yeah, I want you to make my cheeks vibrate like
I can handle that, boss.
I should see anything.
No, I'm looting.
I think I might just creep my nose.
Hey, this is getting crazy.
My game.
This is getting crazy.
It's getting crazy.
It's getting crazy.
It's getting crazy.
It's getting crazy.
It doesn't really, it just didn't work that much.
Damn it.
I'm sorry.
Oh gee, you guys should create your game.
It's cheating.
I can't, didn't they fix it?
You have to do it like in the video settings?
I never use it the other way, so I don't know.
I use it.
I use it in a million control panels.
There's people shooting down here, do you see it?
The people, wait, where's Wendan?
Where'd they put, we got to put Wendan.
Did you guys go down?
Where did the children go?
Where'd they put Wendan?
No, I don't oh wow my game looks holy shit good
Holy shit my game looks so good for how darkness. Oh
My god, what do you got it at? I got it. I got 60 60 contrast 2.8 gamma and
60% 208
You guys are speaking a different language right now. What are you talking about? My game looks good?
My game looks really good
I'm right. I'm right in front of you. It actually doesn't look like watch down at all
You see if I gave you another one at all. I'm not even doing at all
My game is not watch out at all
If you gotta get down there we got it you gotta go down there you got the black key card
I go down there.
Is there steps right to our right?
Right up here to the right?
Yeah, that's your stairway.
That's your stairway.
What do you mean go down there?
I go down the hallway.
Oh, okay.
I lost 30k viewers because of no power.
Guys, power will make me.
Power will make you.
Power will make me.
That would be where I was today without power.
Power will make me.
I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that.
Yeah, we're putting this in Axis key somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know anything. I'm just gonna be honest. I don't know nothing.
Where?
Where's...
Where?
Where did that right there? Yeah, right there, right there.
Oh, okay, I hear it.
You guys see me? Where's the key at? Where's the special key?
It's probably in the uh, the new area.
Oh, someone's coming.
It'll be D for Key by the Barrel Room on the-
Oh, we need to kill Wedge for-
Ah, perfect.
Is Wedge our baby daddy?
Somebody's coming.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
You guys, shoot the flash enough!
Shhh!
Shhh!
I can't see without it.
Just crank your Gama.
Crank your hog. Crank your hog.
I'm jerking it.
I don't know how to crank Gama.
Crank your Gama.
Just go on your computer and type in the video control panel.
Open it up and crank your Gama.
Okay.
Okay.
Got it.
Got it.
They open.
You have it?
greenish don't have it he is a crank you came at a 2.8 all the way max where the
fuck is gamma there's so many things go to adjust color color here he comes here
he comes here he comes here we're like his flashlight the way we came he could
be above us it could have been glitched into the floor gamma red green or blue
which one all of them you dumb on the bottom are you an idiot oh why it crank
the blue gamma on your computer to max actual fucking perfect rock
we should take the fucking blue
stop why would you do that
I was telling you
I'm kidding I'm kidding it also didn't change my game at all
you probably have it on the wrong monitor
no he has it so that um
Games can't affect global settings.
Guys, oh shit, oh shit.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Because I guess I have a plan, I have a plan.
Do you trust me, do you trust me?
Always.
You trust me, guys, do you trust me?
Last time, I'm getting a little PTSD, but you sure.
It went from 100% to about 80, it's still high.
Okay, here's the plan.
We're gonna run down, all the way down the hallway
behind us, go left up the stairs,
and then run right across the room
and peek right on this guy, kill him.
One shot, one shot, one kill.
Bing bang boom.
Three, two, one.
Juggles first.
Plus on on, bitch.
That's the wrong way.
Oh, he went the wrong way.
Oh, there he goes.
There he goes.
There goes my hero.
All the way down and then up the stairway at the left side.
Oh, so I'm too scared.
Go, go, go, go, you're our leader.
You're the alpha.
the afterworld
i believe you
go
my god
you missed it
you missed it
oh
you're lucky looking at this
seriously
no, because
oh, lots of dead people
out there
oh, shit
I can't see shit. I can't see anything down there. We gotta turn the fucking up. I don't sign up. He don't sign the flashlight. I'm peeking
This is tactical he has night vision
Probably probably
I'll blind him with my flashlight
I see we just charged at him. He's got night vision. We'll just blind him with our flashlight
He can't get up. Yeah, let's get him
judge
They go this way you go this way. I'll get us closer as close
You think he hears us
No, you hear us weird symbol back here. It's nothing. It's nothing. This is your quest
I want the quest
What is it? No, no, no, it's right here.
Really?
There's four dots in the middle of my screen.
This is a quest item nearby, leading you to it.
It could be in the blue room that's below us.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's so high tech.
This is, I'm looking right at it.
I don't know what's happening here.
Abort, abort, abort, abort, abort, abort, abort, abort.
I'm going to recharge them all at once.
Ready? Three, two, one, Douglas first.
Oh, oh, they're down there.
Oh.
They're screaming at us.
Oh, fuck.
I'm dead.
No!
That's not the first one to die.
I kept shooting a dead body
because I thought it was alive.
Guys, we need night vision.
We need night vision.
We are not going back to without night vision.
I just, I kept shooting the dead body on the ground
because I thought maybe that was the guy shooting us.
We're getting night vision. We're getting night vision. He had night vision. He had night vision. What type of music? What type of music we see? We see. Oh, he's using icebreaker night vision. Oh, we should I speak it? No, no, I want to do that. I want to pay that then. But wait, wait, what's only what's a cheap? How much money do we have real? I guess I got money to blow. I got money to blow tonight.
tonight. I like one. Gentlemen.
Gentlemen.
We drew it up. Good work team.
You guys do the do the bodies on
labs at night vision. Almost
certain. Okay, what about we do
time. Don't die. Okay. And he did a night vision from a dead guy.
What's that? Yeah, what? Yeah. Oh, turning your quest, turning your quest. What, did
we do a quest? Yeah, I'm just going to the labs. Oh, I think he was a night vision. They
they did they give us too uh those are night vision scuffs we just have thermal
scuffs holy crap what the hell what they're just handing these things out
nowadays it is he's his hand these bad boys out it's a my popcorn out of
booty it's handy bad boys up well what the freaking heck what the what the
Dingle do I'm gonna grab another FBI I'm gonna I'm gonna keep using FBI until I
can no longer buy the parts and then I'll switch and be our solid FBI's not too
expensive not too cheap solid solid solid solid weapon very solid me as a
and
news various bits and bobs
and
,
one
one
level two traders is
a real blessing here
Like it's like the the world has unfurled
They are gonna be they are gonna be tribbling in their boots when you come sprinting down the hallway
No nightmares and slingshot ready at hand for rocks ready to get slung at them at over 30 to 40 miles per hour
Oh, the day the person client. That's where it's all about
The David versus client voice. Oh, I are flashlight
wait, oh, yeah, wait
Is the X 400 an IR flashlight as well?
Whatever I
This bad boy what night vision you guys are you know what I make you the night vision some
Wait, actually, no, you I forgot you tell us a little bit. Let's just say the night vision from ice maker
find cheap just so many but you can sell them to trace like 90,000 I said that's not bad for a good
night vision should we get those what ones the ones you 90k isn't bad at all that's not bad at all
somewhere uh well i don't know what the but it's the ones you get from icebreaker i don't know what
they're called i forget and what are they called well they're called something who's the night
Oh
They're banned on the fleet
What I like with a good fucking is a quick cigarette put out on my nipple that's what I like dude
Just fucking charred on there grabbing other same spot. I'm like I went until my skin will never return
I'm gonna do the end 15. I'm gonna do the end 50. What do you guys say?
Is that good? I think that's like easy.
I'll you wear helmet with this one actually. Ah fuck it. I
Don't care. I don't care. I should have them. I don't care. I don't care.
Wait, I assume they do have night vision.
Yeah, I've got four night vision baddies, too
Yeah, we'll just swap out. Yeah, well listen just bring in a cheap blue one with the NVG strap
We'll kill a couple guards grab their night vision and then how it might have been but a boom. We're done. Yeah
It's like that. It's like that. It's like that boom
That's right
Let's do this shit!
Oh, oh.
Lifting some Roots to get one cutting
and drinking a voodoo rager?
Boys, I've been thinking about getting one
back in the Roots game.
Not the Dragon Balls, the regular Roots game.
I opened it up the other night,
I signed up for the Hoosie Doosie membership,
because I don't know for sure.
I was sitting there, I had 129 million gold.
I don't think anyone's ever had that much.
Oh my, it was glorious.
It was magic level 84, attack level 60,
straight in defense 50 each, I believe.
Oh!
Oh!
It was a banger account.
It was a banger account.
Oh, SRS, of course.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Yeah, what?
Yeah, noob.
Okay, well, that's not very nice at all, sir.
That's not very nice at all.
I've had that account for like 10 years.
I've been looking at it for 10 years, buddy.
All right?
There's not very, there's not very content to say.
There's not very content to say.
Hmm.
I know I have a nice vision.
You bought gold for sure?
No, no, I didn't.
You gave me that gold, dumbass.
There's only a bond, there's a bond proof
of you giving me that gold.
Dude, I was just buying it.
Well, I guess it's the same as buying it,
but I didn't buy it, I didn't pay anything.
Honey, we still love you, buddy.
Dude, I swear I'm good at this game. I just don't have any fucking levels. I have the level
I'm not good at the game. Oh my god. Let's do this. See boys. It's time. It's time to get crack-a-lackin. It's time to get crack-a-lackin.
It's done. I don't have to get a card, dude.
What do you say? We'll loot it off the guys. We'll loot it off the guys.
Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. It's always one of us at night mission. We can go in there.
There's one of us at Night Vision, that guy can kill everyone, and if that guy dies someone
just fits the Night Vision off his corpse and continues on.
Presses on like nothing happened.
That's right, that's right.
Nothing ever happened.
Yeah, I'm 99 combats, LOL, and got 7 billion GP.
Have you thought about getting 7 bitches?
Have you thought about getting 99 friends?
Well, there's a lot of games that people know life on that is that are not healthy this game the no life like if you know life on this game for too long like no life for like a year that's fine right you're a couple years you know but if you're like a 20,000 hour and you're still no life in it in the spin
the no life like if you know life on this game for too long like no life for like a year that's
fine right you're a couple years you know but if you're like a 20,000 hour and you're still no
I've been real liking it in the 15th wipe.
I mean dude, better health.com.
Who said that?
Who said that?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who said that?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who said that?
Who said that?
Who said that?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Hey, what are you kids doing in our room?
Why are you smelling those?
The hell is going on?
Is it the hacker man again?
Is it the hacker guy?
Is it the hacker guy?
Get out of here!
Get out!
Is dude about to use attack 30 with night vision L?
guys oh shit what guys first up that would have been very up information 30
seconds ago I'm using a tech 30-night vision oh that's gonna hurt your eyeball
that's gonna hurt the old lie I'm good for the right now I'm good for the red
No
Use your iron sights, dude. It's from reference. I don't have iron sights for this guy
I
Was it really bright for everyone else and then it got really dark
Dude oh it jump scared me. I literally I can still kind of you just go this is that bad
I'm not terrible at all. Here it is.
That helps a lot. Thank you.
That's great. That's fantastic.
This isn't that bad, guys.
You can gotta do that.
It's a little bright.
Let me just put their head inside
of that ginormous glowing ball.
Yeah, see, I can shoot you easily.
Hey, hey, I'm stuck.
Come on, guys. We got things right here.
I'm stuck.
I'm actually stuck in this
in this building.
Well, that's shit. What what what's happening with me right now?
One point. Oh, this is not going good at all. It's just not going good at all. It's my last labs car before it's cool
down. I moved stuck in the pillar
Wait, this is your last labs card you can't buy anymore. I can only buy I don't only buy two at a time until cool
down, but we are leaving behind
What the hell
This will be back
What are we doing
We'll be back if we're gonna get out
We need an adult
Are you
I'm genuinely inside this pillar and cannot get out it's over for me
peanut is this you well yeah there's yeah there's just me down there
okay i thought you would have thought we got we got you giving him giving you
just stay put don't move
we need an adult we need an adult
i'm gonna cramp in my stomach fuck all right we'll walk in
Lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky
This black division down here speaking. This is where those dead bodies were
Now I'm stuck prone to can't even stand up
Why did I ever stop playing this game it's beyond me
I'm sorry.
Guys, where's the black division at?
I thought you were right here.
This joke is horrible. What joke do you have?
Wait, Swapsy Doozy. Swapsy Doozy.
I'm going to alter for it. It's probably not going to work, but I'm doing it anyway.
Wait. I just want you to go.
What is this piece of crap? Are you kidding me?
It's fucking sick. You kidding me?
I guess this is better. I guess this is better.
Thank you, Link.
Where's the black division at? I don't see him.
Are you re-logging?
Yeah, yeah, re-logging right now. Oh my god.
We need an adult! Our friend is in danger!
There's a person! There's a person! Fucking run!
what how is that guy not dead how is he not dead what
Hacker. Hacker.
Swords sniping. Racist.
That's what happened there. That is what happened right there. That's what happened. That's a blind man. Good to see you. That's what happened.
I killed his friend
John I pulled you up on the big speed show us what you got
Chris oh well
Guys I'm reconnecting I'm almost back hang in there
I'm almost back from being stuck in a pillar stuck prone in a pillar that was impressive
that was impressive that was impressive we should why you really got some moves guys
with wow what a sight to ball hit him with it you hit him with it with the odd you know
with that. I'm going to pull up
now. I got this. You show us
you show us how it's done. Okay.
Cause we obviously did a lesson.
We need a lesson here on how it's done.
I can't believe you like that.
Oh my God. What do we even do after this?
I listen. I will.
I'm only doing the labs of it tonight.
Give it can't even buy labs.
got this candy well that we just burn to our first I mean I can I don't know when
therapists recess I can buy you can buy two at a time it's just me free what
what level make it free what level oh wait I did it free I don't know no it's
free to you'd never mind this don't they need to make it free that's what what
what level bill you could barter for him to he can you can get nine in a time
Oh, okay. Oh, maybe there's a barter. I was just doing the cash one. Maybe there's more to be busy. Yeah
Which level three?
You slip it on a little urban
That'll happen
Happen makers mark. Oh
Because you said oh a man after my own heart is gone. Oh, that's good stuff. Yeah
Solid solid very side very side
I'm not going to be a good guy.
Oh, you're not.
Remember, I remember, I remember.
I mean, guys, listen, hold on, guys, but you can't play me.
There's not going to be an expensive margarita mix.
Margarita mix is inherently cheap.
That's like saying you're salted your $100 steak with cheap salt.
Give it.
What is on your screen?
How are you even playing this game?
this is I'm stuck at a point and I can't even rotate left to right well if
somebody goes past his ball here on this wall you'll get up you mean you
you kind of said. I haven't muted you, I go but I would imagine he is saying something
along the lines of help, help me, please, please help me, help me, somebody put me out
of my misery.
He's saying, I didn't even bring a kid on this map.
Give it now.
Listen, I know that you're a good gamer and I do not want a backseat game.
Okay.
That is the last thing I want to do.
If I may make a quick suggestion, right?
Put that gun in your mouth
Ah, okay. Just tell me the button. Mm-hmm. And what button do I use that for? So it's the escape button. It's the escape button. Yep
Oh, yeah, it's the escape button. Mm-hmm. That's true. Mm-hmm
Wait, I don't see I don't even know if we tell them to do this because they were about to leave them because he can't go into
Hamlet's
No, no, no, he got my guy. I got my guy.
There's barters. There's barters.
Okay, okay.
Wait, good. Okay.
We're gonna figure out how to get through here.
I love that. So far, I would say so far,
Return to Tarkov?
So far, Return to Tarkov. Been pretty cool.
Pretty good. Pretty good.
Pretty good.
You're really enjoying that.
They seem to have added some new stuff.
How you like it so far?
report is dude over 3,000 hours in and
Still experiencing new stuff. Oh, that's what it's all about keeping it in Sam keeping it
Yeah, even against yeah, huh? Uh-huh. Oh, that's what it's all about great. That's what it's all about
That's what it's all about
You do the whole right yeah, and you turn yourself about and that's what it's all about
All about was I am going maxed. I bring a bashing slap plate with the most expensive night vision
I'm not dying this time. I'm not dying this time
I'm like it is people are blocking it probably have
Well
How's it working out for you, how's it going? I'm not seeing these quote-unquote barters
I love that they added the like the tiered the tiered black market or flea market love
that because that's really like that's always nice game does anyone know what level you
have to be to buy labs out the flea market needs go give me if it's 20 you can just go
do a quick class yeah maybe uh it's 30 it's 30 maybe a couple it's gonna be a
couple quick ones oh they're saying mechanic they're saying mechanic uh
mechanic oh you're right oh mechanic oh weapon parts there we go how many can
buy from that I can buy max one well you better load up boys what about this
this time that's what about ref we I'm getting word that ref has up look at
ref yeah let me just wait why don't you just look in the in the in the flea
market it shows it way better you just go labs access card you press the settings
as you go, it's like I've seen it.
There you go.
Oh, exclude burning offers.
So it's mechanic, therapist, therapist,
therapist, mechanic, and rep.
It's all the people.
They have to tell them.
Well, rep must have to be level three.
Yeah, actually, it's level three.
I just take, I can even buy it.
Okay, last labs card here.
very exciting love love a good event where it just locks you out uh-huh hold up my hack me
you keep up listen listen this is what we're gonna do all listen okay there's a simple solution to
this problem okay all we do is we don't die we don't we don't do that we don't die don't die
Okay, check how long it is of the next therapist. I was just about to do that. Okay. Yeah, you can see it
We're longer than that then
Then we were oh, she's fine. Oh, she's five minutes. Oh, perfect. Oh, we're good. We're good. Okay. We're good
That's that's another two after this
Okay, all right, let me gear up here. Holy canola. Oh, yeah, that's right
I
Get your proper Tom
There we go, oh, yeah, I'm cooking I'm gonna go I am good to go boys. I'm a deal
We're sorry, I was locked in on those key cards. Give me one. Oh take your time. Thank you
moment
Take
Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time.
Wait, I'm ready to go.
Alright.
Yeah, Gimmick CPU definitely needs to update. No Star Wars! Gimmick CPU is fine!
CPU is fine. He already got a great new GPU. He's fine for now with proceed equipment.
Bestied equipment gimmick has. Wow. Is it the best? Wow. Is it the best? He couldn't upgrade
if he wanted to. He's got the best equipment and his computer is completely fine. Don't worry.
I've already double checked. I've asked him. Everything's going according to plan. In case
You guys were wondering I think it was you never really deviate from plans. Yeah, that yeah
You what they say it always goes according to plan. That's what they say
That's what you think that's what George Washington said
Let me just double check make sure I have this right are you guys
gimmick you're being in level three armor with a bolt action old Western gun
You would use to duel it noon with a level three helmet and John
You're bringing a level three helmet with a shotgun with outsides and literally no armor
Is that so that's just one double check that's what a double check that that's the plan
We're sorry, can you repeat that with team break team break?
Here we go. Yeah, we go
So gonna have cheese go good. I get out. Could you kind sir wish a happy birthday to my boyfriend Bruno?
He is a little too obsessed with you might get a divorce in the game OFC
Cleaver we can run away together some Paris and love each other
We don't need her
You can just be you to be on the beach soaking up the Sun Margaritas in hand
And you apply sunscreen to my back, I apply it to yours.
We share stories of past and future.
Live on our days until we die old in each other's arms.
Now let's ride.
All right, are you guys here we go is ready ready?
Okay, well I've got better nightmares this time much better
Oh my god, they're right there.
My cock is folded right into my own butthole, dude.
I'm terrified.
Oh.
Shhh.
Oh.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
Nice.
There's two black divisions out here.
You have to kill them.
There's two black divisions out here. You have to kill them both to get the night vision right now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think they're players. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on, hold on, don't shoot me.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
In position.
Oh, what?
I'm holding the door. Oh my god. There's two. Hit one of the dead. I'm really right
in here. I can see everything. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Who's that? Who's that?
I
Okay, well all right, it's all you
John can you turn that watch out up? I can't see I'm dead
John's dead. I do something. Oh, there's one. Oh, I see laser. That's real person. That's real person
Oh
Oh
Go away go away go away go away
Ah
He come upstairs, which is on the team team level you fell back
No, he did not oh my god
What level he's on like like like what like what below me?
I'm looking at you
You're not the hallway. There's no guy the hallway killing him. There's no other hallway killer. I know I know
I don't want to shoot you, I don't want to shoot you.
I don't want to shoot you.
Fuck you, fuck you, get out of here, fuck you!
Nice soundboard, man.
Almost nothing real.
Oh, no.
Oh, there's my soundboard.
I admit it, I admit it.
I admit it.
It's-
Let's ride!
It's shit.
Let's ride!
Let's, let's, let's ride!
Oop!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That was a good one, Mr. Gimmick. That was a good one.
It was convincing?
It was very convincing. It was very convincing.
I see I push down and kill the Block Division as soon as the, the, the, the smoke clears.
And then, then we'll have at least the, the second floor clear, yeah?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let me just make you a chair.
Specialist.
I still see the smoke.
I still see the smoke.
The smoke kind of helps me see, to be honest.
It's quite nice.
How long does this smoke last?
I don't know.
It's still up.
That guy might have fell back.
I haven't heard a peep.
I had to charge.
Oh, I'm choking.
I'm choking.
I'm choking.
Oh, that's why I could see so much like dang the smoke is good
Brides up the whole place
Let me cook let me cook let me cook I can kill all these black division. Okay, right?
She wants you to see I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him
Confirmed you movie. I got you movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Don't want to turn my light on because it will expose the
When now we're down
You okay, I can't do any of you we're gonna get tonight vision once I get these guys
Okay, all right dad take your time sir take your time
Hey, what was in that back room?
I'm just worried about it, you know?
Thank you so much.
This heavy load on your shoulders?
Oh, and John left it there.
We have a wet wild time.
I don't know what it's that.
Got him! Got him! Got him!
I'll get him! I'll get him!
I'll get him!
Go, go, go!
Grab a night vision!
Take a night vision!
Take a night vision!
Enemy.
Oh, shit! There's almost one more!
Oh, are you dead?
No, no, I'm good.
Hold on.
Somehow it's better to have the light on.
I don't know why.
On?
oh my god which one's a better night mission is it the l4g or is it the one I'm not on
Blessing
The L4 is a better by the way grab the L4 G's
Why I have a key. I've got the key. I'm gonna see is it the one?
I don't know
Oh
We got it
Okay, we can't take the elbow to the elbow. Oh, I'm gonna gas my son real quick. Just keep the little bunch of gas
I should have done that. I don't like that. Oh my god. Yeah, we can take all the ammo take all the ammo
Somebody's coming dropping John's shotgun was thinking about taking it home. It's very valuable very valuable
How many bodies did you see before just one just the one just the one
Somebody's somebody's you are left no, I don't know what floor I don't know what floor
They're coming
You can't the Bastion Diamond upgrade I'd rather have the Bastion Diamond upgrade use ease
Unless you really are that much better, let me check multiple oh
Oh, they are not that much bad.
They are not that much bad.
I'm taking the match up game.
That's the guy that should go.
Stay back! Stay back! Stay back!
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I am using a sound board.
I'm just a big fan.
So you're trying to be chill?
Yeah, yeah. I want to be chill.
Do you want to hear another burnt peanut down the back?
Oh, I got a lot.
Let me get a little bit of a goop.
Alright, let me push a button here.
A little bit of goop?
Does this sound convincing?
It does sound convincing.
Wait, I actually have AI technology.
Do you want the bird peanut to say anything in particular?
Really good.
Thank you.
Peanuts voice.
Say what?
I'll put that in.
Hold on.
Let me type it in.
What are you saying?
Because I was they say I don't have time.
I don't have time.
I don't have time.
I don't have time.
The AI technology.
eat my shit fuck you die oh sorry it's bugging out it's bugging out yeah yeah
give me whatever you do not move even an inch the
he's not like the burn peanut I do you have anything else you wanted me to say
I just designed this. I love it. It's like a whole thing
What do you want it to say next I
Don't know man. I don't know man
Yeah, we're chill. We're chill. We're chill. Hey, what? No, we're not. Shoot him immediately.
Did I do bad?
You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Sometimes you've
got to be bad.
Sometimes you gotta be bad.
You did not eat, boy.
You did great.
You did not eat.
Sometimes you gotta be bad.
Was that, was that Thurball on his helmet?
Is that Thurball?
Something.
It's something.
Well, what was it?
What was it?
It's something.
Oh, shit!
That's Karma.
That's Karma coming against you, gimmick.
You see that?
You see how he didn't shoot me?
He's got you.
That was Karma, the god of karma.
Right there, delivering.
One day shipping.
Don't worry, steer back boys, I'll handle this.
I almost had it all.
I almost had it all.
Got him!
He's stupid!
All right!
Yep.
All another day's work boys.
Another day, another dollar.
Another day another dollar
Did you anyone else down there? I haven't played talk kind of a while. I forgot the first rule. There's always another one
This is going pretty good
Hey
Well
Little sum sum
Some some
Little sum sum
Little sum sum
Take a little bit of that
And then a little bit this is a this is a is the dog play you see this you got the dingle do
You got the the dingle do over here. You see this bad boy
It's Ingle Doongly!
Can't mix those. Can't mix those mines. Those would be bad.
Somebody uses Dingle Do. How do you turn... wait, how do you turn the flashlight? How many do you have?
How many do you have?
Oh
Okay, it just won't it want to be doing I don't know why
Is it on the side is it the sight one I don't know oh it is oh perfect. Oh my god. This is amazing. This is amazing
There we go there. We go now. We're cooking
Stand back!
Oh my...
Oh, this is that backpack they never had into the game. You remember?
Oh.
Nice load sling.
The Mystery Ranch nice framelote sling? Yet they said this is in the game, but it wasn't.
Oh.
Oh.
It's in the game. It's in the game.
It's in the game!
You guys, I'm kind of rich!
Isn't that, uh, EA's?
I'm getting kinda rich, boss.
Oh my goodness.
These guys are massive!
These guys are huge!
I'm on the way out.
I was gonna take a quick peek out here and just ruin someone else's day before I leave
for no reason.
I might be a little... I just want this man to suffer.
Hold on, why is it... Hold on, wait a second.
Why is it significantly darker when I aim through this egg?
AAH!
Get out.
GET OUT!
GET OUT!
What?
That was John! That was John!
What? Oh, shit, I had him muted.
Guys, I just got back to my computer. Have I said anything?
What happened, John?
Nothing. I don't have penis freaking out.
Nothing?
You step away when we're done to get a mission circumcision.
There's nothing much to do to you.
There's nothing much to do to you.
Well, rusty spoon. Take off my turtleneck.
Do you have another live-score to say?
Uh, I can buy two more.
Okay, from from therapists
Really hit this you don't tell me this extract isn't available during the event
All of the powers off really I have the key
Okay, leave this be required for X-FIL activation. Oh
You have to get it to you
Oh
Because we should go on clicking all the keys
The parking gate and hangar gate
Obviously how many hours you have
Is the parking
Listen, it's the it's the part not the hanger
Hey buddy, you know it's okay. How many hours you got buddy? I see you didn't mean a little laid on the floor like a big fat
bitch
About a hundred meters behind me
Three thousand or so
Yeah
Left room dumbass stop turn around
We know the hangers over here guys
You're sorry about yeah, yeah, no, no, you're going right way. Thank you so much. You guys
They want to go to janitor. I can turn on the power first the power. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is okay
You're right. Now my chest. No, no, no wrong way. Tell him to turn on the power under the stairs
Oh, wait, would you hear my chance and peanut has a huge cock? Oh my god? Oh my god, I do
But I would turn what do I spin on it?
It must be the stairs there's a door left side under stairs
Door left side under stairs key the key opens the door
Oh
This guy just hang out idiot who killed this guy
tracks to play actual causes. Oh, we all we killed the guy to kill this guy
Oh my god, John copied your kid this guy came out with a MP 155
Hey, that's my thing oh
A little beat is your loot in here
Oh
Well the gates open the gates guys the gates are open okay, so once anybody does it everybody
The code on the white boy. We're calling it. What?
What on the white white one me or six to one was that one go?
They do call me the white one and oh, I'm hungry about me boy
Mommy mommy
All the key everything that unlocks every room in the whole lab
I went on vacation to Kazumel for two weeks and they called me the white one
by the time I left.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, that's intriguing.
The code on the whiteboard is for all the doors.
I just said that.
I literally just said that.
Unlike.
Hey, guys, code on the whiteboard.
All doors.
There's your board.
Oh my god, no way.
All doors.
Yeah.
No fooling, no fooling.
I thought this gave you energy.
Why did it take you to take energy?
Oh.
Hold on. I thought I gave you energy before
It does
But I'll trust you guys I'll trust you guys
You trust us. No, no, no, not you not you why not me I
Did I didn't even I murdered man
the only guy you killed tonight is a guy you said oh yeah I won't shoot you that
okay the only guy you yes that we've got one kill each let's not get a high
The guy let's not get out of our high horses like
Kill and John's got no kills
No John actually did kill me if she like I killed a PMC
One kill we all got one
She give it to you when it's out of kills one by betraying them you're surfing that
He was pulling and he was pulling. Oh my god, there's a dead person and he looks
Just because I'm out there
Wait, isn't is that the boss? Yeah, I'm getting to where that's wet
Well, this is suspicious at all. No, I would just walk right out. I'm gonna walk right up to it
It's probably good idea to probably say the loo. I'm very safe
I'm extremely safe to do this
I'm buying a very safe thing to do.
No worries here.
This is probably a very safe thing to do, guys.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
There on 12, shut up.
Look at all these dead people.
Whoa.
Did that guy just kill all of them just to die of fear?
This is another backpack that I've never seen before in my life.
What's all this new stuff?
My god, I could have had it all.
We could have had it all.
We could have had it all.
We could have had it all.
Right in the D.
Oh my, did they let you have me let you have Gashcredeys now?
No way.
Oh.
Oh my God, I have my own fear.
I have my own Gashcredeys.
Oh.
Max, Max, Max, Max, Max.
Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max.
What?
I got this a maximum amount of knife.
You can have what?
Stupid rule is that
It's physics
Wait, you don't believe me
I'm oh my god
He killed by laser was that is that a new weapon?
Probably the name of the guy you just killed
and he had a laser no lasers a guard for wedge lasers oh okay that makes
sense that makes sense laser well yeah wedgy laser laser wedgy
Let's wait here oh this is nice oh oh oh my god I got that I got that I got the
thing I've never seen this backpack before do you see this I do I've seen
this on the talk of website for so long I've never seen it oh my god
Oh my god!
Is he dragging the loot?
Yeah, it's more economical.
I'll save the environment, please.
I'm sure he...
I
Target spotted
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Drop your bag comes comes
Empty
I just want to leave I just want I don't want to play anymore
Oh no it's the last bullet oh my god that's my last bullet
I don't want to play anymore I don't want to play anymore
I don't want to play anymore
I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving!
Get out of there!
Fuck you!
I'm doing an EGG! Emergency EGG! Emergency EGG!
Emergency emergency! Emergency emergency!
Is it a little bit more light-tape for looting?
Is it a little bit more light-tape for looting?
Get out of here!
Just for dabble! Just for dabble!
There's a bit- I just- I have light tasteful looting!
This is life-sub-unit tasteful looting!
There's a bit- a bit more light tasteful sub-unit looting!
You said- just a tad more, just a tad-
Just- just a tad more, just a tad more!
Just- just a little bit- just a little bit crazy!
I got- give me a tasteful, give me a tasteful!
I- I- I- I-
Get greedy! Get greedy!
You know it!
Oh my god, that's 70, 90, 80!
Well, there's a single more slow loot left on this earth!
I'm out of here, I'm out of here, I'm out of here, chief, I'm out of here, I'm out
We're out of here.
See you later, stinkies.
We're out of here.
I'm going out.
Excellent, brain.
Excellent, brain.
Too easy, too easy.
Hope you boys got your better paper out there.
That I that my beautiful button drop supple young
beautiful healthy skinned head
Exposed the man hiding in the shadows. Oh
Thank you so much, but in reality it was karma
You killed a man that you said verbatim. We're chill and then you said the next 30 seconds
We're not chill. We're not
rain down from the skies above you because that is what you get from
betraying betraying someone who trusted you you said we're not chill well I
say I said that to you not I am I would betray him ten times out of ten so I
acted oh yeah yes boss right away boss we kind of cook boy we kind of cook
You see that gimmick listen we are looking we are
The guy does a little light tasteful murder
White tasteful betrayal and that honestly give a guy will you give you that it wasn't Garrus it was tasteful
It was very tasteful the way your bullets entered his left cheek
Down to the stem of his brain within me a moment of him saying hello and peeking around the corner
That was taste right that was tasteful. It was tasteful. Thank you. It was tasteful. It was tasteful. I think it was
They blame a gooper you can't blame a gooper
Who's telling you to try and survive on hitting a little tasteful?
He's only at the end of here
All right
What am I supposed to be able to have this? I thought that you were allowed to have gas grenades. It's obviously do
everything in
There are one more in I got one more in wait. Well, you have you have four more rains one more to wait
Do you have you have three more rains to form three more?
Five more rains three more. You're seven more rains
Do you have seven more rains?
How many more eggs you have I have AIDS
AIDS what that's okay. That's okay. I can I can kill you. I've got age to
And then we all have double age, it'll be a double negative.
It'll cancel it out.
Reverse it, yeah.
Holy fuck, is that how magic did it?
Magic, did you check how much you did it?
Magic to gather it?
Yeah.
Magic to gather it, you pulled the age card.
PSA 10.
Holy crap.
I'm getting this framed.
Almost there.
One rig, I just have to find.
There's a rig in here with the...
I don't know what I mean.
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, now we rock!
Let's ride!
Oh...
Have you tell that they did a good one and it was perfectly done?
We were cooking that last one. I could have swore we're gonna die.
Talk about buttered sausage. Talk about buttered sausage. Where it comes from. What it does.
Why is it doing what it's doing? Get it out of my face.
Who do you water?
Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait, guys. Wait, wait. Wait.
No, wait, what I'm a bit I'm a bit famous. I'm a bit parsed
This is ten parts I've got I'm reading the gas grenade
You said be that big backpack. I feel like I should I feel like they all had really good back
Well, he's back behind
I've guys I've never seen those backpacks. Those were three backpacks
I had to like do with the whatever do you do? You mean the little search mm-hmm, and I
And that last one that was really the game for a while. I think and I just never found it
That's pretty pretty exciting that's pretty exciting
That's exciting boss. Oh, we he's he potty boss. He potty. Yeah, I'm proud of you
I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
Thanks, Mike. Thanks, Mike. That's what, thanks, Mike. I'll do all this. We'll run out from
you to all the thinking, Mike. You do the thinking. I got you. I got you. Thanks, Mike. Thanks,
watch. I'm here. I'm here. Mm hmm. I'm here. I'm here. Mm hmm.
Hey, payday or crime shouldn't be related with the boys was I
play I never played crime or payday two but payday three.
That was a pretty fun game for like a week. Yes, man.
Payday two was amazing. Payday three was fun for a week. I'm
like only interest in a two for a week now to be honest but what made payday two
fun for more than a week and payday three not more fun than a week payday three
it just seemed like I don't know when it first came out it I don't know it was
fun but it just didn't like payday two we played at a LAN party like a week
straight and then we ended up playing like a month after that the payday three
it felt like it was the same game I don't know I don't remember what I mean
you can't really change up well Robin a bag right no but it was like literally
felt like the same game literally like like they charge us money for the same
game some people are saying my chat it was more grindy too I don't know I don't
remember but I played a month to you in a week of payday three oh I'm hearing it
Literally felt literally I'm being word payday. He is much better now
Oh
Hmm prime boss is where it's not better than payday. I believe it dude. We should play payday 3
I'm sure it's way better. I'm not like on release. I played it on probably our release to yeah
Oh, oh, it's probably so much better now. It's probably so much better. Oh, dude. I love payday games. Oh my god
I feel like we got it.
It's amazing.
That's like a, that's a game where you're like, that's a game where you go hard.
Yeah, it's just simulating, killing innocent people, just doing their job, just to steal money.
It's like the best in the world.
All right, now let's ride.
Let's make this last one count.
that's on here is it? No, it's not. It's way better. I'm gonna cook with this. Oh my
god, I'm gonna cook with this. Yeah, let's get me some better. I'm literally never gonna
die. I'm never gonna die in front of me. Yeah, let's get it. Yeah, I'm gonna have the whole
Wait, I'm gonna buy our laser.
Oh, this is nice.
Oh, this is nice.
I can't even see you guys.
It's time to eat from me.
I see Steve Frostingworth.
What's about you?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, something, something, something, something, something.
Something, something, something.
Oh my God, you've been incredible, Kent.
Did you just, did you just see me in the head?
It's a helmet check.
You're good.
You're all clear.
My, my check?
I thought you had the pistol on you, the pistol.
He's down!
You had to ask, you had to ask, did you shoot me in the head?
Oh shit, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
There's like 10 men right there!
I'm gonna fucking...
When I come...
When I fucking come on him...
I'm gonna come on all that of him.
Oh my god.
Did you get him?
There's no legs.
Do not move forward. Do not move forward.
Got any vibes?
Do not...
Do not move forward.
Do you see him?
Close the door now. Now I can't see shit over the door
Thank you
Any moment come on now
I
My god John I almost killed you
I
We win?
Absolutely.
Oh.
Are we the winners?
We're winning?
We win.
I think we're winning.
I think we won!
Oh my god.
We're the winners!
The guys shot us!
That's what happens sometimes.
I'm rude of that. I'm rude of that. I thought it was a little wives tale.
Oh, he's showing...
Oh, I'll take that. I'll take that.
Yeah, I'll just take this. I'll just take this.
This is a little bit...
This is a little bit...
This is a little bit...
This is a little bit...
This is a little bit...
Not nothing, brash.
There's nothing left, huh?
I'm looking at him. I'm looting. Nope. Nope. Not on this guy. I'll take this guy. We get
this guy I'll take this guy we got to kill more people come on gang come on
Gag yeah yeah yeah where'd you go oh yeah hey wait where'd you go we're all
we got the whole we're all we got the hall okay oh shit well I'm in what we're
We're coming we're coming we're coming. Oh, yeah, you know, I'm good. I'm good
Was it was it people or
All right, time to get out guys time to get absolutely not what did you find?
I have a move I'm squirm you certain first quick
I didn't do it.
Oh, Tango spotted down here.
Hmm, where are all the bogeys at?
Should we- Should we go- Wait, I should we go through the server room, should we start taking them out?
Let's go let's go the hangar, but I was I mean
Wait, hold on
Probably wait
Check out
Where's the
What you're some fucking wooly mammoth walking behind us. Oh, it's
Hold on guys
Did you take an armored rig?
I'm gonna drop my backpack right there, and I'll come back
We place a job next to the hangar
Over yonder. This is the key room. Isn't this true? That's true. That's so weird too very true
Wait, but I heard that code opens all the doors
Well, yeah, but we had to get the key to get to the room that has a code
I'm coming to drop the hangers that hangers better
Okay, listen we get it that this could be bitty many large man, and they're gonna
More guys on me
Are you in time?
Yeah, got one.
Just a little behind boys, just a little behind.
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew.
I only heard that one.
I hear one more.
Oh, now here comes another.
Nice job, nice job.
Oh, you scared the hell out of me.
Oh my god, he's in the middle thing!
I am playing hyper defensively.
What now, what now?
They're out there alone.
There's at least two more, there's at least a bit of a two point.
I don't want to shoot you guys, I don't.
What, we having a call out?
I have a grenade
This is a terrible place to peek because there's too many little
God
Like I said, who's behind you?
Yeah, guys, that was the one that was I see what I see what I see what I see one. There's one in the top little room
That I kill him
Little bit of light packing
It's a light packing
Now
If you tell me taking a I don't know how like I don't know the guys on that
Here you say what they want about us they can't say we never kept it never be a musician again. Oh fuck
He's mad again. Where's he? You see him? No, I just hear him kicking shit spotted him. Oh
fuck oh
My god
He's a totally good time. It's me P. I'm a quad
Yeah, that's okay. It's me and you use you in the room right there. We use all the lessons the room
That's hard
outside outside outside up top up top outside push up push up okay we can see
him I got this week oh shit there's a lot more coming there's still more there's
I
Got two I got two
I
Don't think
I killed a guy
I shot a bomb literally like five big legs in front of me
I shot a bomb I shot a bomb
How long does one have to play this game before someone can become as dog shit as you
a medicinal key that unlocks the utility room or one of the system
right now offices if you play with your family congratulations
the one I'm hearing I found the key I'm going I found the key oh my god I'm
I'm hearing I found the key the admin key
Which I don't do with it. What should be don't you be out? I'm like in this front door part area
You go back to that room and open it gives us the code
Which one the one the one in the server room?
No, no, no, I got a different key not that key
Where peanut went that's the same editor key. That's the oh, that is the code room
found an admin key okay it's the key it's the key that turns out that you
sure that's double check hmm I'm pretty sure you sure you know what a double
change sir I'm double-checking we don't get double check yeah you can never be
too certain it's not the key it's not the key it's not the same key all right
we can unlock it twice no I have I have two of them so we can unlock it for oh
my god oh my god quickly quickly quickly I'm no no stay there stay there
I'm already doing it by the way guys by the way the there's there is another
the other side of the map. Okay. You piece of shit. I was putting all my stuff in there.
I was lied to. I was lied to. I dropped my backpack. Guys. Guys. Guys. Quick update.
Quick update. Quick update. I put the key in my back. I put the key in my back. I put
the key in my backpack and drop the backpack was that me room was that me
means I'm coming means I'm coming back to the key to get the key did you get
did you get the code I did not know I dropped my backpack I dropped my back
okay you acquired the key John and I are gonna go kill back to the other POC
that will we have the whole life so I shall be a dog okay come on John come on
John you got it we know we we guy as a team yeah you got it I'm getting with
this move up here as you hold on please take it I'm getting with this room he has
boosted look hey I just told you guys that I'm in confidence and John just
sprinted back to the room holy fuck my butthole rock John hold on I'll not
That was privilege information that was privilege information. I'm looking this guy's with the room. Are you in the hangar with us?
Give me
No, no, I'm coming back. I just turned the power to be nice. Here's your run up like you need to go with that
My spot wait was that gonna spawn dudes? I don't know if it's gonna spawn dudes
Oh
I used to work as an exercise.
Preparing to spawn.
Yeah.
OK.
All right.
Go back to your business.
OK, OK.
And we just say, watch.
You keep me with you.
What's about you?
You get under the circle.
Certified CS protocol?
A CSP?
Certified CS protocol.
There you go.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm a real person.
I'm not even joking.
Toured dark offices, dark offices.
I lost my arm.
I got to heal up.
Dark offices.
Toured dark offices.
You do that in the middle towards the right towards Cat Room.
Is this who's running towards me right now?
I'm getting with it. That might be wedge. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like I don't like wedge
I'm on the other side. Don't you be on the other side of the I'm coming to you to get make you come right here. Hi. Yeah, yeah
I feel like we would have heard a voice on if it was mr. Wedge. I'm gonna keep my eggs warm
Keep your job. I'm keep my eggs warm
Just there's someone up here. Are you a real person? Oh
I'm here in Yellen. It sounds wedges. Oh my god. Yeah, it's wet. It's wet. It's wet. She's coming in
there's another one far side remember also that I first I don't forget that
no I didn't watch you're back
slide over there and people I don't see nothing no boy John he's on us we can I
I can hear him.
He's outside the front door of the hangar.
More to one of them.
We, what do you guys at?
We're where we were originally taken down,
like right where we came into the hangar originally.
That's okay.
They are not in the hangar right now.
None of them are in the hangar.
They're outside of it.
Outside the front?
They're outside the front.
Yeah, they're outside the front.
I think I'd be first for, yeah.
Mm-hmm
Push up push up. Don't shoot me
She's beyond the right side of the torture. I need to get eyes. Okay. I'm moving up as well on the other side
There's too so much loot here
Here's my Ethan, Ethan, right here.
Oh, I see one all the way up top. I see, I see movement all the way up top.
Top? To be above you?
Uh, uh, uh, in front of the server room, but a little bit behind it. Like, uh, further away from us.
I see his head.
One down.
There's a lot out there, boys. There is a lot out there.
Uh, you know, I want to shoot you, Peanut. You're, you're, you're...
I'm right next to the door. I'm right next to the door inside the hangar bottom floor
If you're looking at the doors to the right, I'm watching my RL. So you see it
She's you I see you I see you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see you now. I'm trying to get this other guy top. There's some boxes in
We just leave
He came for it all he come for half. He came for it all. Yeah, we have ten minutes left. We work short chill
You gotta start killing these guys right now
Oh, I see him up top still
Another one two more two more another one
We're kind of looking they thought they only come to
That could have been bad
Excellent work
Excellent work John you're a good man
You're a good man John take that side
I need you to still one or two upstairs on the left side okay I repeat
Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, I think that's actually first floor. I think that's actually first floor. I'm running out of water
I'm on nine water 20 food. Oh, okay, and we can leave whenever we want. We never leave. No, no
You gotta loot John. Oh
You can have anything on it.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Psst!
Demek!
Psst!
I thought there might be people with guns around here.
No, impossible.
It has to be just us.
I'm that odd, yet.
No.
No, no, no, no.
No way.
I'd be fascist.
I'll be for sure percent.
Oh my, I don't even see him! I don't even see him!
Where the hell is he?
I have a grenade, I have a grenade.
Okay.
Alright. That sounds like it might do something.
Go ahead. Rip it.
Oh
Sture money
Yes, you stir about sure. I'm up. Well stirred up now. Oh my god. Oh, that's great
Oh, oh my god. I think that one to leave that one in between the doors a little further. Yeah, no. Oh my god
No, oh my god. We need that sweet. Oh, I got your back. I got your back
I'm not gonna do that. Oh my god. We think about it if I do it. We know I'd be I actually fuck yourself
Okay, listen, listen, listen, we only have eight minutes. I'm gonna go all the way round. Okay. Okay
You good I'm good that woke me up. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Oh
Two massive people to I'm talking to you fungus mountain men largest I've ever seen in my life
stay back stay back even stay back you come to this do awesome you should have
fucking hell
you might only be one way right you are here
fuck it I'm going in run time I'm going in
where does me no no don't do it that's me
where does I where does I'm ready to work this I'm ready
When did I die?
Any moment now.
When did I die?
Oh.
When did I die?
What?
I got him, I got him, I got him.
He just found an 8-5-8-1 on this noggin.
How is it even possible?
What?
What?
That's impossible. That guy should be dead. That guy should be dead an hour ago.
What the hell was that? What was that?
Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent, Ray.
Oh, yep. That'll happen. That'll happen.
here is our breath from a digital staircase better guy
man that motherfucker right now stupid you stupid guy I'm pulling up pulling up
Biggest proud, biggest proud Mr. gimmick, biggest proud, biggest proud.
I can't believe I lost that, I can not, I literally shot him point blank in the head
with M8-5-M8-1, did bounce, I did go through, did bounce.
What is that, oh my, that's such bullshit, that is such poopybun, that is poopybun syphilis.
Poopoo?
That is poopybun syphilis, M8-5-M8-1 out of slug before helmet, that goes through night
99% of the time.
What are the chances?
I hate my life.
You should.
I walked, that guy walked in a foot.
One bullet through my frontal lobe.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I let him walk in like five seconds more
than he should have been able to walk in.
I could have killed him so much earlier than what he said.
Thank you.
No problem, no problem.
baby John. Yeah, look at that
back buddy. There's a lot of my
God in there, buddy. I was like,
why? Why is this? Why is this
Raiders so low?
Yep. That laughing was that
laughing. Large. It's okay.
Peter. Mike Jimmy's got
rocks some to God I'm telling you I just ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous
last raid the foodery well by the way gimmick just letting you know the night
business others how much are like a hundred gay there we get one spot now
which are like 40k they think force bombs you can theoretically stop being
theoretically a idiot ridiculous just the theory that's the theory that's not
hypothetical yet this is all hypothetical all I know I don't deal in
hypotheticals I don't deal in reality he's only me on the only these are the
future I've been watching this guy on tiktok that's trying to make a hover
board with a tech deck yeah fucking mind what's it what's a check that was a
Yeah, he's a skateboard, little tiny skateboard.
Oh, I don't wear a tech tech age, I don't get it.
Yeah, he talks like he's a scientist.
He's like, well, the theory behind
the equation's going into this,
and he's just ramming a tech tech into a wall.
I think I see gimmicks strategy.
He sits behind us, waits for us to die,
and then he loots our corpses at least.
Smart.
I was in front of Joe.
I was in front of Joe.
I was in front of Joe.
I pushed forward.
Good work! Good work!
You were yelling witness me!
I was trying to witness you!
Did you witness me or not?
I did witness you!
Did you fucking witness him?
Guys, I have to make a costume with his crowbar on my mouth.
Whatever I yell at.
And then I just switch to it.
Intermite?
I'm bald, I've got crowbar on my mouth!
From Bob's mouth back, from Bob's mouth back!
You gotta put those teeth!
You gotta enable the spray while you're screaming it I don't know
That would be sick it could be getting screened on your mouth while you're screaming
Well, do you have any more labs cards? Do you need more labs cause much? I'd like to run one more time if possible. I
Have another labs card. I should be turned on the gas. I mean all this weight around I should just we start we rip it
We rip through that lab
Thank you, buddy.
Wait, John, can I suggest something real quick?
What?
What if you play one more raid?
Which one for?
I'm in!
Oh!
Hey!
Yeah!
I'm in!
Hey!
We latched you!
Money, money!
Money, money, money!
Money, money, money, money!
Money, money, money, money, money, money!
Money, money, money, money!
Sorry John, sorry John, I did everything I could.
How you doing?
What?
I'm gonna be the dupin.
What did I do?
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything!
I didn't do anything!
You can't do anything!
Walk in, jerk it off, and then kill me.
We hold on, let me say it, what if we try to negotiate with terrorists?
My favorite activity, that's on top five, that is top five.
What if we go in there and we, we, we, we say we're friendly and then we,
and then we hit him with the gimmick strut.
We betrayed the trunks, rode out on morality, break our moral compass,
only for pixels of the game that affects a real human being in some other part of the
world who has real emotions and feelings, a working dad of three who works on weekends
and has to wake up at 8am tomorrow morning and we kill him and we shoot him in the face
and we empty our magazine in their mouth.
genius genius genius genius genius genius genius I'm in fantastic fantastic 8 a.m.
this morning I got four hours of sleep last night all right all right if I can
do it you can do it that's nothing I got seven hours of sleep I'm gonna go
get five hours of sleep and then go on a winery tour. You're going on a winery tour at
seven in the morning? No, no, no. We're starting our day at 80m. It's my wife's birthday, so I'm
making her some breakfast. Gross. And then we're going to winery tour later. Wait, hold on. Wait,
hold on. Wait a second. Was it your idea or your wife's idea to go to the winery tour?
Her idea. I would rather stay home and play. If it was my idea to play on her birthday,
We'd be playing park. Oh, yeah, we that's not what she wants to do. You don't know women at all John. Are you serious?
I'm so unhappy on her birthday taken to a NASCAR
That's what she likes
I will door dash her and McDonald's
Make you the first thing you do when you wake up is tell her tell it. It's just another day
Say when she mentions it's her birthday, say what?
And then take her to a NASCAR rally.
That'll make her feel special.
I'm gonna turn over, I'm gonna go honey.
Please go change the baby's diaper
and then walk downstairs.
Fantastic.
That is how I would do the life I would never do that.
I would never do that.
That's how you make a lady feel very special.
Good night boys.
Wait, I thought you were playing one more.
Nope.
One more, one more.
You guessed it, one more.
John's our guy, John's our guy.
Nobody has to figure out why, figure out why.
John's our guy, John's our guy.
You'll see why, you'll see why.
John's our man, John's our man.
Smack his hand, smack his hand.
John, can, can.
It doesn't bite me.
John's our lad, John's our lad.
Where's John's dad?
Where's John's dad?
Where's John's dad?
He's in the labs, he's in the labs.
Let's go find him in the labs.
He's probably not rich, where's the check?
He's he's Bobby nuts. No, I just want to read
Just want to read it. He's not well either way
You'll never know and if you don't check then you'll never then you'll never know thinking that you should have checked the dialogue in Nebraska
alone you die alone
Out your dad most people that die of old age have their dad by their side. Who says how do I see?
Because of the biology
Is that me in there before this gets worse?
Da da da da da da da!
I'm subduing my gun, I'm subduing my gun.
Don't you rush me!
Don't you rush me.
Don't you rush me.
The classic song.
Don't you rush me.
Don't mess with the classics, that's what I say.
We didn't start the fire.
Don't stand in the labs, let's go find them.
That I'm gonna send a picky James life. Yeah, he
Michael Jackson again
Chopping car fire fidgets better
Three three three tacos three
Four miles to see all men walking through a forest. It's a very strange
tree
Oh
Sorry, was that?
Okay, where'd you go?
I need a lab to come with you. What's it? I need a lab to come with you.
Quick lab, just a light piece of lab.
Light piece of lab.
Be that code ASAP to give me a look at any of the rooms yet. What if they're like crazy boosted?
Where's what's it? That's the that's the word on the street. I'm not that yeah, the streets been talking the streets been talking
Oh Mr. Lusky, Mr. Nash, my boys good man, good man.
And Mr. Willis, my boys good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh wait, wait, wait, back, back, back, back, back, back.
You guys turn in the task, task, task, task.
Oh wait, we turned in a while ago, we did that like an hour ago.
I thought, wait, did I?
Wait.
Who are you? Who are you?
Who are you? Who are you? What'd you do in our game?
Like what why are you talk wait who's I'm not in discord
How did you get the whole of this number? I always like oh shit. Oh, I don't have it yet
What to check if the emergency access code works for the next stage the key. What the hell
The key to
I didn't get it. Oh, no, I didn't hear go to scare. Okay, scare. Okay, the key to every door
We had check of the emergency access code works. Yeah, so we keep getting the code
Now where do we plug that in? I think I think what it is is every single door that would usually have a color coded card
Now has a keypad. Is that right? Oh, that's right, dude. Oh
Oh, holy, so, so, all the key cards are accessible?
Let's see that code.
You must not fuck who we're doing.
You must not fuck who we're doing.
You must not fuck who we're doing.
We gotta go to the key card room.
It's gonna be expensive.
It's gonna be expensive.
We've been a creep of spittlin' with your balls.
I haven't been fiddlin' with my balls at all.
I saw you fiddling with your balls last round when I turned around the corner.
I saw you ripping them like I saw you spinning them around. No, no, no, no, I was
in the shaft like Excalibur.
I don't want to lose it.
I hop in here guys. We've got you, I see places to be. I'm in here.
Lobby might be buggy.
Look lobby, baby boy. Oh, it's not wait. It's not working. I'm in here. No, I'm in here
Well, hop on in boys hop on in
There we go, there we go
John's our guy
He's the guy he never cries cuz he's a real man and he sealed off his emotions
Never seen a therapist and he doesn't like to think about it
That's right. That's why he's a real man that and when there's a pain in his chest he ignores it going to the doctors for sissies
Hashtag real man hashtag never show the cracks never show the never show the cracks never show the cracks
And you never show your ass. That's right. That's right. That's a real man. That's a real man
That's that's what we are your wife. Yeah, I want to talk about it tell your wife
You don't want to talk about it. I'm drinking addiction become emotionally distant from your wife and kids
Well, that's a real man.
That's a real man.
That's a real man.
She'll never, never, never, never understand.
Because that's a real man.
She just wants to know you better.
You're a songwriter with a generation.
She just wants to know you better.
Now let's ride!
I forgot night vision.
I- I said that!
I said not bring a night vision, are we?
I-
R- Can I have...
...pictures of night vision?
Oh my god.
It's up to you. You have to kill someone for night vision.
Yeah...
Fuck you, peanut. Fuck you.
Peanut, peanut, fuck you in the ass.
Oh, fuck you.
What was that?
Stop that!
Take that!
Pull it again!
I literally said...
I think I got him.
He's there.
You get real personal.
I'm not doing this for you.
I'm doing this for the 17 million other people that you have watching you instead of me.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
Are you sure you're also not doing it because that means I had to peek first?
Oh shoot, that's a good point. Oh wait, these aren't
Yeah, I'm peak first
Just makes an advance you gimmick
No problem. Yeah, John makes you apply me with the
Or what is that on your gun
Got the bingler
He's got the he's got the do dangler. I'm just got
No, that guns got nuts
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I was like I was watching a Broadway show
They all came out of the curtain to the left side all at once
They didn't scare well
On this floor all on the left side like three or four restaurant restaurant
Oh
He looked I got
They got one
You wouldn't son I have a much better way of approaching this
He'll never find dad
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, quick nap, quick nap
Quick nap
I'm almost done
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you see here, I'm gonna kill all of them, okay?
Oh, good night
Good night
I'm never gonna let anything bad happen to you
Fuck you, whoever you are, fuck you
Died at an easier spot to lose. I could have got you tonight. Hey, you try to wake John up. I'm gonna kill these guys, okay?
All right sounds good. I
Can't lose John's night visioner. I will die John is now
I'm brought out what I'm the only idiot that brought a 12 game shotgun two rounds ago
And he's poorer than last the two round. I don't know why he's made John down
Okay, I'm already trapped again. There's more guys here
Hey, wait, wait, wait, somebody else's ways that you know, I'm fighting a whole other
group of guys.
No, no, no, no, somebody's fighting my group of guys, let him fight, let him fight, all
right, well, good work everybody.
I've never seen that strategy before.
No, I'm very much alive.
I very much, let me tell you, you see the techniques these guys were using.
It was one broke left, one broke right, one came down the middle.
Woo!
It was like a football place.
Tom Brady was back there, called the shots.
47 year old Tom Brady.
47 year old Tom Brady.
Also, there's a guy, there's a guy on me, killing, killing.
I have, I have diapers for you, I got your, I got diapers for you.
Caribou, Caribou, Caribou, you might not want to cross.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
There's a guy, there's a guy down there.
I think he's-
Fuck you, whoever you are, you'll never kill me!
Fract-sighted.
There you go.
Okay.
There you go, there you go.
Oh my god.
What a blessing.
Fuck you again.
Oh, that hurt a little bit.
That hurt just a little bit.
There's two on the left.
two of the left of there
i'm gonna start killing these guys okay just stand by stand by
one's shredded
one down what what i thought i killed i'm dead i thought i killed him are you
kidding me
pp pbps or whatever right into the head and it doesn't kill him
well that has no dmg so you guys have a good deal
You don't worry, I'll avenge you, I'll avenge you, I'll avenge you.
Avenge me.
I will avenge you!
I see where those scumbags are.
Got him!
Okay.
Alright!
Alright! Another great raid! Another great raid!
I told you guys he is dodge shit.
Maybe if you'd lay off the Big Macs you wouldn't have the meat sweats and you could hit your shots fatty
Yeah, I also shot so when
In the mouth and they well they walked it off. They want it was it was nothing but a mere flesh
excellent brave could be can you ride labs you have the facilities for that
big man let me see let me check itself I feel like it's up to mechanic if he has
that trade again for weapon
I
I
I
What how much health music these guys have because I just on 70 but I don't know don't think black division has 70 I think it's like
40
Do I hit this guy in the head like three times and he did not die with PBBS PBB a bit the PPPB SSB
Okay, I can I can buy another card from mechanic
Unfortunately, it's a barter and I need three more weapon parts, which I cannot buy from
the
Fleet market because this the dumbest the dumbest idea they've ever had
They thought oh, let's lock stuff so it keeps the early white field for an extra day
By locking all this shit
What do we do now boss?
Well check fence
We would have I sell something to fence right now. What was so by yours? I
Don't know is that how it works got
Guys probably bots. There's probably bots auto buying this shit though. Oh
Wait wait, maybe I can buy weapon parts on fence. Oh
Let me try selling some weapon parts. I've got three weapon parts. I'm gonna try you go ready
I'm going to sell one and then you don't have a quick refresh, right?
You double tap tap.
You double tap.
That's the quick refresh.
Okay.
Here we go.
Three, two, one, now.
I don't see it. I don't see it.
Is that not how that works? Wait, I don't think that's how that works. I think I think
he gets his his stuff from when you die in a game and you don't have insurance. Wait,
I just realized I'm pretty sure that's how it works.
How do we get this guy a new labs car?
Can I buy weapon parts
Wait one SKSE was one way that will have you can't be cramping that'll take an hour
What if I just, can I drop the weapon parts in a factory raid and you put them in your
butthole real quick?
Oh yeah.
I can only drop one per raid.
Oh my god.
One weapon part?
Why are weapon parts locked?
What?
Are you serious?
No, I can't give him a card.
I can't drop a card the raid let's say change that are they change that we take
No, go they've got
I've used to resort this shit free for a man's dude. What what's your news? What's your news?
What your fat and fuck and ugly
Okay, I don't know that's not news. Why is this happening?
Wait, wait. Oh, I can buy a lab's key card for a bullbex and I got it. Oh, you got it the way
One more time
That was not a good deal, but I did it anyway
That was not a good deal, but I did it anyway
Okay. All right. Oh, now we're going to say, let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you, now that we've learned what not to do, now we'll be cooking.
So true, so true. Now we're going to, now, now is the time for redemption. That was the time for action.
action.
We're action.
Oh.
Let me have a couple goodies.
We've had last.
Dude, that last round should have been us, dude.
No, we weren't.
Okay.
We're not even dying to get into the book.
The dude in the head.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I know why.
Oh, my God.
You deserve your life. You're so stupid.
Why are you so stupid?
Why did God make me so stupid, Peanut?
Why did God make me so stupid?
Must have been someone very bad in the previous life.
Maybe you were a gangist car.
My grandpa did some bad stuff.
What did you do?
He did some bad stuff.
Why do you think that's good?
He did some real bad stuff.
You gotta put your shopping cart back after taking the retarget.
Not even once.
Not even once!
Oh my god.
Not even a single time.
I'm not gonna lie to you gimmick.
I don't trust people that don't put the shopping cart back.
That's a true thing.
That's a true thing.
Honestly?
I don't.
I don't trust them at all.
I am.
I am so with you on that.
I like that.
I don't even think I'm joking.
Like, I actually like, I like, I like will be your friend.
I don't think I'm gonna be your friend.
I'm with you on that.
Yeah.
That's...
I'm with you on that.
Like what the fuck yeah, I that's like honestly, what the fuck it's a it's a it's the ultimate test. It's so simple
It's only see the inconvenient and no one like no one's gonna catch you if you don't do it
No one's gonna catch you if you don't do it now listen
I I can I can I can like understand if you had a really big emergency
Or you really like to work and there's like one time you do it but on a regular basis
You better report that shot back at the buck
Mm-hmm. I'm with you, dude. Yeah, I'm with you. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I went to Japan
Oh, the escalators, right? That's right. There's no rule. There's no signs. There's no
entry. Every single person stays on the left side of the escalator, and there's
a clear lane on the right side. In case somebody's late and they're in a rush,
they can run up the right side of the escalator. And it's just this like
societal thing that everybody's agreed to be polite really it's just the right
thing to do and it was shocking as an American nobody would like you I'm gonna
start on the left side of the escalator I'm gonna start doing that I'm not doing
that sounds like a great idea but everybody has to do it or it doesn't
work or it doesn't work or doesn't say it oh I don't know what you're saying I'm
I'm stepping what you're sitting in, it's great.
Woo!
That's interesting.
That is interesting.
Wow.
Just saying.
Now proceed to take your pants down.
Immediately, once.
Ah, Sarah, they're already out.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
That's gonna be awesome.
All that to say, I'm just dreaming of a society where all the parts are just put back.
That's right.
Oh, I forgot to put the card on the actual character. Oh, go take your time. Take your time
Is this little now that's un-American we have stairs. We want to run me that is true. That is true. Usually there's an escalator
They also have stairs, but the escalator is so much faster. Oh
Okay, all right
If you're running up the stairs on an escalator, it's like 3x give it gave me hurts at the bar last morrow
That's unrelated literally unrelated
Topic plays were you an unrelated event complete? Thank you literally has nothing to do we're talking about
Society we're talking about the people in society doing what's right. Yeah, it only works if everybody agrees
We you know we should do
You know yeah, you know you know what we really should do you know what should we do?
Let me say you should do leave you. You should do let me tell you I want to know what we should do
I need you know what we should do
What should we do what you know what you know we should do what let okay? We but I think we should do what?
paint
pictures of
Space
Everyone should be like you know how like in North Korea it's mandatory that you go in the military
Everyone should be mandated by government law
Right to take at least six weeks of a painting course
Six weeks of a painting course that way everyone everywhere can pay
That, that, this is, the starters, that's just strong,
that's for starters.
That's just the beginning, that's just the beginning,
that's just the beginning.
That's Step One, that's literally Step One.
Literally Step, we got like 10 more steps.
We got like 10 more steps.
I mean, Step Two is obviously.
Obviously. Obviously. Obviously.
Learn how to, learn how to.
Birdwatch So. So, yes.
Birdwatching.
So. So. No, that's Step Three.
Birdwatching is,
Birdwatching is,
learn on so step two and learn on a birdwatch step three so you so you're
saying why why would I do that yeah it's about the common loon mm-hmm as we all
know the common loon is the source of much of our pain and suffering this is
what I mean it's just the common loon let's ride
I forgot to bring my vision ah you know it's crazy what I forgot to bring night
vision ah well good news there should be some guys right you can go for some
right vision perfect right down here you should be right here which is give me
good duty grenades I have one grenade you I leave you toss it down that way
they'll come oh my god
Oh
Dad
What next to the lady's bathroom again, they can a poop
We go down to the ladies bathroom, right?
He might actually be right here
Where we hear this
They to right to the left. I think they gotta be
Oh my God.
I hate the right here.
Okay, I'm going to turn this quarter and kill all of them.
None of those people have that vision.
Got a single one.
Literally none of them.
Literally none of them.
Not perfect.
Okay, well, there's definitely someone below us.
There's one hundred percent someone.
We actually strike while the iron is hot.
We go right down here.
You're running
You're running
Stairwell
Oh, no.
Stay, stay, stay.
Stand up, big son.
Oh, he's right here, right here.
He's right here, he's right here.
He's right here.
He's right, big son.
You know he's happy.
He's happy far away.
You know he's in there?
Well he's running up and down the stew.
I think he's in several.
Are you sure?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right,
you're right, you're 100% right.
We know what you're up to, pal.
We know what you're doing.
I can't see if there's anyone down there.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Ow!
Ow!
Very unkind sir very inappropriate
Oh
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck fuck you this tree what?
Can't do what
It's a madhouse in here. No rules
All right, all right very clever very clever sir
There's a guy there's a guy behind you too
what what's going on how many people what what what speak man speak
He's talking crazy.
I have an idea.
Okay hold on, wait.
We're about to die.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming.
here first
I thought you got him
No I didn't
We didn't get him
There's a guy hiding in black room
Who got him?
I didn't get him did you get him?
No there's a random guy in black room
There's a what?
There's a random man. There's a black guy. There's a random.
There's a random black guy in what room? In what room?
It's a black one. It doesn't matter what color. Yeah, I don't know why we're
discussing that semantics. That's...
It's irrelevant.
There's a man in black room. Here he goes.
Here he goes again.
You said what now?
I got him. It's mine.
Are you the black guy in the random room?
No, I'm the white guy in the black room.
The white guy? Well, where's the black guy?
This guy over here is telling us something different.
There's a random black guy in a room.
Nothing dead matters. It's just what he said.
You sound kind of fat.
the guy in the black room
Did you hear that I can pass him off the message if you didn't hear that a
Blackroom guy you hear what he said
No, no, he said your fat
You get that server room guy you said you're fat
I
Know how to solve this what if we all go up stands and do a classic knife battle
Okay, everybody come on up I got my knife found
I got my knife everybody everybody's here. I'll come to the stairwell
We'll head on up together as a group. We'll head on up here
Come on gang. Oh
Whoa, is that other guys another guy?
It's a Black Deezer, it's a Black Deezer.
Okay, okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's a spicy meatball.
That's a spicy meatball.
It's a long one, it's not fucking fair.
Oh.
Well, thank you, thank you sir.
Oh, let me, let me, let me, let me, what, can you say it?
Okay, okay, so who, are the two fat people fighting first?
I guess.
Okay, all right.
All right.
All right.
Three, two, one, one, one, one.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
We're going to have a...
Oh, no.
No, I'm going to have a...
I'm going to bring my gun out just to have a flashlight.
All right?
I'm not going to shoot.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
All right.
I'll be the spotlight guy.
All right.
Good luck, boys.
Let's keep this clean.
Let's keep this tasteful.
All right.
Let's make this...
Super wrestling match starts now.
Oh
My goodness
incredulous
Did you see that?
Okay, I'll go next I go next who's next man?
All right, all right nice lead five
One
Get some!
Woo! I see you've got some moves! I see you've got some moves!
Here, it's bleeding like a sim!
Holy crap, how he goes bruh-
Ooh, yikes!
That's a spicy meatball!
I get him!
Whooo! Weeeeee!
Also, I heard somebody else nearby.
I'm just in my-
That is spicy meatball, folks.
SIT! Who is it?
Oooooooh, baby!
Oh, here's somebody!
Someone's coming! Someone's coming!
Get up there and knife vision! Quick, quick, quick!
No, no, no!
Oh, God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, God.
Ah, okay, somebody's coming, somebody's coming.
Oh!
Did you get him?
Supply.
Got him!
Again!
I'm gonna go down on my penis tonight
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis, just suck it tonight
Too easy, too easy
Give the puggy a try, other range, perhaps
You sure this is another one?
A hundred percent
One hundred percent
literally 100% I need to know that you're a little boy friend
do you know what you do about that you ain't gonna do nothing you are built for
this how much you skedaddle how much you get on out of here will you still have
your life.
Draw my knife.
I've got a finger.
Draw my knife and I've got a finger.
Right, it's under his cock.
Got it. Is he blowers or bullets?
I think he's in the stairwell.
I think he went up.
Stand back!
Stand back!
Oh
Watch this
He's not up here I repeat not up here. I think he's bailed I
100% heard him he might have been unrelated, but I heard somebody running
Falling back when we killed this guy. He goes all the way around. I have no idea
All I know I don't know where he is, but I know he is you know
You know
Let's go this way that yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was crack-a-lackin. Let's give Mr. Wedge and get that that key or whatever
He's a little peeped out yonder
He's a peep never heard anyone
I
Don't know I said it was don't over down. I went down this reaction. I'm here. I'm looking for
I think the Black Division has the, I don't know, is it the Black Division or is it the
Let's go as a key
I'm gonna swap out this scope. Let's go. We but
Both are you both have a bullet which we just gotta find someone and and killer
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah behind me behind me
oh that's that's yellow you're here yellow
you push oh my god dude I heard some horrified
oh my god stay back wait with this robot to cross room and that was a real guy
Why is it so dark when I aim at this is crazy.
I don't know.
You take that side, I'll take behind it.
Are you sure about this?
Frag?
What?
Frag out.
Catch the thundered hens?
Are you going to peep in?
On it.
They smoked themselves.
Are you like even in the middle of the night?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
behind behind I'm behind I think he's about to peek right side
got him got him
oh my god oh my god oh my god
incredible incredible incredible incredible
it's a spicy meatball it's a spicy meatball
that's a spicy meatball
oh my god that's a spicy meatball
I can't even see if they smote themselves by accident so now they can see this
what we can
it's right it's right I got the player I got the player the player is dead
I do you got this way
And your light tasteful you like tasteful you nothing Garrosh
Hey, why are you here? I'm gonna I'm gonna do a sweep rule. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna sweep room
beautiful beautiful
I can
Just like
Is he a big boy?
No.
Not worth checking.
Okay.
I don't believe you at all.
Not worth checking.
I don't know how I'm going to get these Klikas.
They're deep, they're deep.
They're so deep.
My scope is so dark for some reason.
This guy's got an MCX on him.
You want to grab this MCX real quick?
actual quick oh no no I see another another dead guy
I'm about to peak I'm about to peak the clakers all right right right right
right yourself yourself
Fuck him
Don't you just beat it? I
Got the admin oh
You got the Abiki
Let's do it. Don't come back to you
There's people up there.
What, what, what?
Somewhere in the middle.
Could be, could be first of all,
moving towards us.
A lot of them, a lot of them.
Whole set, be,
just keeping the buffer.
Check, I'm gonna put my arm back on.
Oh!
Just keep it, keep it, you gotta keep it.
I see what?
Oh
Yeah
I'm putting my back on it's all
back all the back all the back all the back oh
all the line
I'm my brother my brother is me oh
Shit, I'll do you see that?
Oh my god
What do you know?
We have three, we have three, possibly four, possibly four.
There's two guys behind us too.
I hope it's dark too.
I see this, I see this, there's just something wrong
with the laser.
Yeah, that's all, oh my God, look at this.
That possibly saved our lives.
I'm gonna use this, because this is a guaranteed
one shot headshot, I think any one on the map.
I think even wedge.
Right, is there really a guaranteed headshot?
One shot?
Health wise?
Not penetration wise, it's health wise.
I
Yes, okay, okay, okay
People are people
There's still guys behind us and watch our back
I got four all day. I think all that we'll get over here. Okay, so guys still guys behind us coming to you
I think the other night vision is the one that let's me see my scope and I'm gonna use this one
I've got four of the same night vision. Oh, yeah, that's
Two percent better two percent two percent better to is two percent
I heard I hear somebody told me somebody was yelling at me earlier to put this gas mask on
I'm not doing it. Oh, that's if they throw the gas it also doesn't look like it. You gotta think about the silence factor
I'm always thinking about that
You're gonna look like a nerd. I mean you got this big old mascot
Guys we go get the code a swag factor
Ten minutes
We can't be close. We can't be close. What the hell is this?
We can't be close. We can't be close.
You might be saw that guy was three times the expensiveness of the helmet. Put it on.
Go ahead and pop pop pop it open for real goopa.
Oh
Not enough really hit not enough really hit for no, there's no loot in there 7538
7538 7538 now we go 7538
We open up we open up all the rooms out
Well accent absolute legend handsome beyond words chiseled nut jaw movie star looks and a porn star penis
so unbelievably long and thick not 7538 all of those things were true oh shit
you got the quest up oh oh oh it worked for both of us beautiful yeah is it
7583 or 753
it's okay we'll figure it out we'll figure it out we'll piece together the
The pieces of it, we just gotta put the potters together.
I'm not looking at my chat right now
because I know they're spamming 100,000 different numbers.
Maybe you forget the code.
It's actually impossible to know.
It's actually impossible to know.
It's unknowable.
Unknowable, unknowable.
Something we don't know it is that it's impossible to know.
Didn't you just put the code in?
Yes, I've already forgotten it.
7538.
Oh, wait, are you sure?
Yeah, my chest is not as nefarious as yours.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
All right, where'd we, where'd we go?
How where'd we go?
We are pioneers.
Oh, shit, I need to drop something.
Oh, what about a sauce?
There's someone in the main room where we just wear.
Wait, the main room we just wear?
Yeah, where we just wear.
Do something, something.
It'll shop then shop then should go to these med tents here. I'm in the blue room
I'm gonna
Do I'm gonna do that?
I've got a little present for you
You want you want a little present
Wait, wait, where's the blue room it's right here. I'm coming out to you. You meet what you saw it. Okay
Give me are you on food and water?
Yeah
I mean a lot
Thank you
Okay, I would not do that for real what are you doing? Thank you
appreciate that I appreciate that you just think that you just think that no I
took a purpose okay I'll get it back I'll do it I'll do it I'm not a pussy
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I will okay yeah I will all right you dare me you
dare me yeah I will I don't take it you are the chicken you are a cow are you
I would do it right here in front of everyone.
I would do it right here.
You won't do it.
Yes, I will.
Yes, I will.
Yes, I will.
No, you won't do it.
Right now.
You see, one more room and then I'll do it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I already got the quest, I'm not sure.
Okay, was that a bit?
That was a very touch that was also nothing
It might be time for another
We have to somehow get the red room without getting shot by the hundreds of thousands of men, okay, so
We also have only five minutes to clear out everyone. Oh
Shit, oh shit. Oh, we're gonna we gotta go because we gotta fight we gotta fight guards
We got to just go to extra. Are you sure?
We have five minutes. We're gonna we clear the way and then if we
Then we hit it. I'm starting give it you've actually 12
No, I was just six.
You don't want a TG?
No, I got a Pupatang, I got a Pupatang, we're good.
Move, move, move.
Got one, one down.
Oh!
Woo!
Oh
Winstady wins the race
Has not been taken care of you have an sd12 you stupid fucking not no I don't
Oh, there's condensed milk right here. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah. I do. That's it's up
That was that was but a tense that was intense you already eat that you're back the death
You got the kids working you go you know, I don't know
Okay, okay, I'll take it, I'll take it.
We got three minutes, 58 seconds to kill Weds, all of his guards, and then...
I'll leave.
And then...
We leave.
Let's get saucy.
Let's get a little saucy.
Let's get a little saucy.
I'm gonna say, I don't have a little...
I mean, listen, I'm happy to get out of here with what I got, but...
I don't have a ton of loot.
Right here, I hear it.
oh my god oh my oh shit fall back there's no time there's no time I can't see anything
You're gonna get it!
You're gonna get it!
Fall back!
Peanut, they're on your left!
Oh my god!
I'm flashed. Okay, I can see, I can see.
I-I-I-I-I want to get around my body!
You got me, got me, I got you, I got you, I got you!
You're gonna get it!
Oh
25 seconds to be in 45 seconds. Oh, yeah, what's done? Block the extract
Wait, I got a grenade. I'm throwing it. We can do it and run while you don't we don't do it. Oh shit
Ok. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I bridge it, throw that.
While running?
Ridiculous.
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I keep a ring.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm doing it!
Ha!
Hey, like that coward.
Oh my god.
Let's ride!
Oh!
Yeah!
Too easy!
Too easy!
That'll do.
Good work, boys!
Good work!
That'll do.
Hey, silly dream!
We're pretty good at this game. We might we might be the best
This isn't a new power world
Yes, the new power. I got two
Pmcs. I
Got one Pmc. I don't even remember that to be honest. Oh, that was the guy I got behind us. That's right. Oh
You've got your backpack. I think
You had a backpack you oh, they got whoo
Who knows Gary like that?
Whoo
That was a close one. That was too close
Well, let's you know getting that I popped it on dollars. Okay. I
Am no guy. I am no guy. I am no guy. I am no I am no guy
I respect such a man. I am a warrior.
A warrior. So much better armor. I forgot that I had level 4 armor on. I couldn't
switch it out for a hell of a rig. I didn't. It's beneath me. I also did not.
And my level 4 armor is at 128 out of 222. Yeah, mine's at 128 out of 222. Perfect.
I can't believe the zero as well.
Fantastic.
The front plate has a resounding six and the back plate has a resounding three seven.
Mine has a resounding zero in the front and 22 in the back.
Good.
Excellent work.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I think that's gonna about wrap it up for me, Mr.
Give it.
That's gonna be a wrap it up for me.
Yes, sir.
I'm going to chase you for the future.
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
Oh.
I've got to figure it out what's in my future.
All right, sir.
Sand tournament is tomorrow at five central, right?
Sand tournament tomorrow at 5 PM CT, boys.
5 PM CT.
The only duo in the tournament.
Well, yeah.
Well, let me see if Coachy takes this back and see if we have our third yet.
Let's see, he has not.
Do you think it's cool to call Coachy at 2.40 in the morning?
He's not at the link, but I feel like he's awake.
Oh, yeah.
He's awake.
Absolutely.
Let's give him a call.
Yeah, I'm getting word that JG's team has one person too many.
Coco might come back to our team.
OK, well, hey now.
Hey, now.
The original three, the original three, the three,
but the tears.
Hold on.
Wait, I just saw like he's got to with the marathon.
Whenever he said talking, you guys, it's a lot of effort.
it's a lot of it's a it's a lot
of effort yeah I'm sitting here you
make keys I'm pressing probably per
minute hundreds hundreds of
thousands of keys KPM yeah keys
per minute ridiculous it's
ridiculous this judgment I was
I'm gonna go get a tasty sweet
spicy bacon burger but I was
tomorrow for our easy and
swift victory over the stand.
The Raiders of Sophie.
Speed, Godspeed, sir.
Godspeed, Godspeed.
Boys, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
You eat too much.
All right. Listen, pal. Listen, buddy.
I do not eat too much.
You probably think, oh, Peter, oh my god.
Why do you get two big Macs, two large fries
and 40 big nuggets and a Dr. Pepper and a McFlurry.
I only eat like one dime per day.
One dime.
I eat over there eating two, three, four times,
midnight snack, second lunch, nightcap, morning meal,
dessert.
I only eat one meal a day.
What usually?
What?
One time is worse.
That makes no sense, sir.
That makes no sense.
By the way, also put out on the chat all you want
because you're wrong.
The whole thing about eating before you go to bed,
it does nothing.
It does nothing.
All it does is give you violent diarrhea
whenever you wake up.
That's it!
That is it!
It doesn't make you fatter.
It doesn't make you fatter.
It doesn't do any of that.
Google it.
Look it up.
Look it up.
It's true.
It's true, very true.
One 200 pound meal to rule them all, that's right.
You must fight evil.
Oh, you're smart, thank you sir, thank you sir.
Thank you.
You shouldn't eat before you go to bed.
That's just the thing we would like to, we would like to.
Those were our mothers telling us that.
And for no reason, I'll even Google it, watch this.
I'll even Google it, watch this.
Does eating right before bed cause weight gain?
Watch this, watch this.
Eating right before bed does not just directly make you gain weight.
Look at that, look at that, right there, right there on the screen.
Eating right before bed does not directly make you gain weight.
Weight gain ultimately comes down to consuming more calories
than you bird over the entire day
regardless of when you eat them.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
No, there's no but, there's no but.
I just read the whole paragraph.
By the way, there is a however, there is a,
however, there are a few reason why nighttime eating
can contribute to weight gain if you aren't careful.
I'm very careful.
I am very careful.
I am very careful.
Bedtime snacks often act as an extra meal, which can tip your daily calorie balance into
a surplus.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
I only eat one time a day.
Usually.
Sometimes.
Sometimes, too.
I can't put anything on the internet that's not true.
That's why.
That's why.
Google is 100% right and 100% the time.
All right.
Good night, gang.
I'm going to go eat a five-course meal.
Have a good night now everybody, have a good night!
You factor in the silly juices?
You factor in that you're a bitch?
Factor in that you're a little bitch?
Those are treats. Those are treats that I've earned.
Those are treats that I've earned. Little sweet treats.
Those are treats that I've earned. Those are outside the realm of the calorie count.
All right pal, those are treats. Sweet little treats. Everybody gets a sweet little treat.
What is life without a couple sweet little treats, gentlemen?
Good night. Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Good night. You're done. Good night. Good night
everybody. Good night. Good night now gang. Have a good night now. Good night now everybody. Good
night now gang. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Have a good night. Good night now.
Rest up. Rest easy now gang. Rest easy. Have a good night now. Good night everybody. Remember
we're starting two hours early. Two hours. Ask me about my win. No! Two hours early tomorrow for the
sand raiders of salty tournament be there or be
rectangular I
Would it be on mr. Gimmick's team?
Hopefully mr. Coconut joins us and we're not a duo and we die immediately
Good night. Good night everybody. Good night. Okay. Have a good night. Now. Good night everybody. Good night now
Good night everybody. Good night. Good night. Good night. Sleep tight and dude
You know to let the bed bugs fuck you
Get out!
Get out of here, get out!
Get out!
I'm gonna go die in the end, I need a time-free fuel for chucking the box in!