TheBurntPeanut
SCORCHED SHELL SHOWDOWN | $10,000 Sand: Raiders Of Sophie Tournament | #BUNGULATE
07-18-2026 · 10h 21m
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We are so fucking late we have to go into the rain in two minutes. I have to make the ship yet
I haven't even made this ship yet. I got a lot good. I got a lot good. Sorry. This is you chill over there
I'm gonna you chill out over there. I'm lucky looking
Okay, I'm ready. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm gonna be the same. I'm gonna be the same
Hello, hello.
I don't know.
I'm gonna get the ship and make the ship right out.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Did they not say anything yet?
Can we ask them to delay 15 minutes?
We ask them to be delayed 15 minutes.
We ask them to be delayed 15 minutes.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
I'm just gonna.
I'm just gonna.
We have six hours.
Who cares?
We have six hours.
Oh my god, we have everything unlocked.
Holy, oh, we only have 5,000.
We didn't give us any silver or green and blue things.
I can't make like half the shit I usually make.
Guys, do you know that if we die,
anytime, we don't have enough guns.
We die three times in a row.
It's fucking over.
It's over.
Do you see this?
Don't talk like that, Goji.
Don't talk like that.
Do you see this?
Don't talk like that.
What?
Don't talk like that, Koji.
Don't talk like that.
We can all bring one gun in.
We're never gonna die.
Never gonna die.
Never gonna die.
We can bring in, we got big eyeballs.
Never gonna die.
Never gonna die.
Never gonna give up.
Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna run around and forget you.
Oh, I almost just.
I'll make you use it right now.
I'll make you use it right now.
You need I need to invite I'm not seeing out anybody invites it. Oh, wait, you see just a literally can't use
Yes, oh everything's one. Oh my god, right nice. They change the prices of everything everything's one scrap
Holy crap. I can make a crazy crazy make a crazy crazy crazy make a crazy crazy
We just get why don't we just get camsota or designs shit?
Wait, well, uh, no, no, I can make a better ship than those fools 100% you can barely say a cent
What the hell is that supposed to be? Fuck you!
No, I'm live! I'm live! I'm live! I'm live! I'm live!
And you're making our shift?
Fuck you! I'm a genius! I'm a genius! I'm a genius! I'm a genius!
Genius, genius, genius.
Excuse me, one second. I said to think. I said to think. I'm in turbo mode. I'm in turbo mode. I said to think.
I just, I want to do a square one, but I'm going to have six legs.
And the tournament is starting.
I
Take your time take your time. I'd rather have a good ship then get in there. That's true. That's true. That's true
You know take your time. We're gonna have six hours. We have six hours. We're good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah
I'm gonna make I'm sorry. It was just been the first time I know we're gonna be a little bit late
We're just in the first ten minutes of the tournament just making the bad shit possible that we cannot we literally cannot lose
Okay, let me think
We think, we think, we think, we think, okay.
We need living quarters.
Yeah.
Living quarters.
Okay.
Take your time.
Yeah, keep on talking.
Yeah, keep on talking.
Think faster, think faster, think faster, think faster.
Oh, wait, oh my god, they added a process to the game.
That is so cool.
Look at that.
Oh, we definitely gotta have that.
There's no way.
That's sweet.
That's sweet.
That's sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET
Yeah, I'm about to make this the most bangin' shit, holy crap.
This armored cargo parallel bay is one scrap.
I'm about to actually load us the fuck up.
Oh my god.
I'm about to load us.
I don't think people realize how good this is.
And I think a lot of people are probably
going to be copying their sims from like,
when they regularly play, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm about to load us up.
Holy dingle, I'm loading this up.
Are you going to load us up?
I'm loading us up.
I don't mean, I'm pretty sure the servers will.
People have been able to build ships
for the last like two days.
Oh.
OK.
There's going to be some big ships up.
No, no, no, our suit's gonna be better.
Our suit's gonna be better than theirs.
100%.
Beautiful.
Perfect.
I figured this out.
Yeah, he's got a thick.
I mean, I'm a maximum overdrive right now.
I'm a maximum overdrive.
Even Einstein would not have his synapses firing
as fast as I am right now.
Even Socrates.
Socrates would not have his synapses firing
as fast as my synapses are firing right now.
I'm telling you boys, I'm telling you,
I'm thinking faster than anyone has ever thunk
before in their entire lives.
Thunk.
Ever!
Not one person is thinking more than I've ever thought
in the thinking that I'm thinking right now.
Well, I'm thinking.
I'm thinking right now.
That's what I'm thinking.
What are you thinking right now?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking right now.
I'm thinking.
You know, I'm just realizing
everybody probably started right at three
And they're all in a lobby and we're gonna have to wait for that game to be done.
Fuck, fuck, think about it, think about it, whoever dies, so take your time, so take your time.
Give it, give it, think about it, whoever dies first in that lobby is the worst player.
So that means we'll be in a lobby full of the shittiest players in the title, we'll just beat the shit up.
Genius, genius, genius, genius, genius.
I was gonna wait to drink but I've changed my mind.
Cheers.
Cheers, John.
Cheers, boys, cheers.
I'm loading us up right now. I am loading us up. I am genuinely just love it. Oh my god
I am loading us. I am loading us
Nothing will get past these and get to our engine nothing
We will be literally invincible. We will literally be invincible. I'm only doing cargo base
I'm just doing cargo bay after cargo bay after cargo bay 11,000 healthy
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
And these are we can put loot in these right? Yes, you can put it all these yes
But wait, can you while I'm doing this can you go to the um the tournament and tell us what what what gives us points?
What doesn't give us points?
Uh, it would be my pleasure.
I saw five, I mean, black boxes give only five points.
Then the time lock along boxes give 10.
Yeah.
Oh, I know.
Wait, wait, wait, what was it?
Oh, and there's guaranteed artifacts at every single POI,
at least one guaranteed artifact cannon.
Oh, that is, oh my god, that's incredible.
I gotta figure out how to get down to the,
wait, this isn't really working anymore.
Hold on, wait, wait, I gotta figure out
how to get down to the engine.
Wait, kills?
Wait, so kills don't matter there's a five point for black box extraction and ten points for alarm. That's it
That's the only way to get points. What were you talking about? What do you mean?
Yeah, I think it's they're trying to get people to kill kill
For the artifacts I did ask them to make it work you'll centric so the so I think that is that what is that?
What is that? What's that about?
Yeah, it's pretty much it's pretty much
the loop is going to be go to POIs to get the artifact cannons real quick
there's one on each so we just grab it and if you find a alarm box grab that
that's 10 points and then murder murder murder murder murder murder there's no
extractions until the final circle and the circle has been it's a little bigger
it's on the it's at the whatever ship called thing every single time and and
And it lasts a little longer before it before it fully closes. Oh
It's always at the dreadknot and it's the only way to get out there's no other extracts
Okay, it's gonna bring everybody in pub G style pub G sounds. Okay. No, we're just gonna have to kill everybody
No, we should just say fuck our ship and just sit in the rocks at the extract
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You all get put from killing and extracting those items, right?
Yes.
We could get to the end and steal everything.
Find the Dreadnaught first.
Because the Dreadnaught, you can find it
before the final circle.
It's there.
If you find it, and we just sit there,
although it would be nice to get some of the artifact cannons.
Yeah, yeah, but like, think about it.
You can't extract until the very end, right?
so everyone's gonna get blown up, right?
Okay.
There's only gonna be one team that's extract.
Okay.
We just fucking camp on.
Well, we can't, yeah, we can't bump.
Because Trampler capture enabled during the tournament.
Why don't we just touch and wait at this bench?
Yes, yes.
You can take over Tramplers.
Okay.
So I just read,
so I just straight up read through.
Dude, just read the whole thing while I'm making this.
Read the whole thing while I'm making this.
Guys, help me with this.
I gotta focus.
All right, blah, blah, blah, tech trees completely open compartments are for one money
Three tier two canons of each time. This is all just what we started with blah blah blah blah blah
Gameplay changes all extraction points except for the final one are disabled
question mark
Wait, where's the Ram did they remove the Ram?
I don't do not tell me to remove the Ram. That was like my oh, thank God. Oh
Oh
Wait what
They made they made the ramp cost five blue things we can't even we can't use the ram tag
You don't know how to answer a ton of hell. Oh
My god, that's my oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Hold on. That's there's some
Basement of the dread not lies a guaranteed wrong
Do we do we want um do we oh alarm boxes can be sold for five computing modules okay okay
so each alarm box can buy us one ram for a future round okay good that's what we'll do
we need rams we need alarm boxes we need alarm boxes uh let's see what else uh the delay
Before the final closing the circle has been increased to 10 minutes 10 minute delays plus 10 for closed the closing
The final circle has been increased in radius by 40%
Random artifacts have been removed instead each island and fort has one guaranteed artifact in some prominent place
Prices in the store are already
Available items are the same also to increase the action
We will sell an artifact cannon for an alarm box, which we will announce in the rules
Alarm box were hunted
First language here, but okay, so the alarm box we can use for artifacts or rams
For a ficus you can buy one any one blue cannon a legendary sniper or tier 3 armor for a ficus
Oh, oh, oh.
Case mate cannon closed steering royal chassis.
Metal reactor costs five computer modules.
Oh, oh.
Long box is going to be sold for five computing modules.
In the basement of the Dreadnaught,
lies a guaranteed rocket launcher with 15 AP and five HE
missiles.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, five points.
Guys, you didn't even be able to turn this on.
You think we could hit that button, was there?
It could be extracted by any crew member on the walker
or in your hands.
Jing-Bang boom.
This is one boring ass game.
No, you don't understand.
It used to be just all building,
and then they added a part of the game
where you could actually use the robot
to fight other robots.
I know I know when I first said when I first saw the this I was like wait is this a whole game building the ship because I was I was a fucking idiot and a moron and I'm stupid
Then I was like wait a second there might be a second part of the game
We're like maybe you can like use the robot. I was like what? I need to add it recently
I need to add it recently you stupid bitch you stupid motherfucker
Guys can I reach that can I reach that can I reach can I reach that can I reach?
Yeah, I can reach that guy we reached his bottom. Do you think so?
humble he's very humble yes don't yes don't why not at steaming university oh
dude that's my dream close to you should go see is he going to university
oh okay what are they doing get back I don't know if I can be sad I don't know
if I can be sad that might not be a good idea I don't know fuck it whatever I'm
gonna do this you know it's not you know it's not in the rules what alliances
and Chet's already dropping on me that there are alliances out there.
I don't know, I don't know, that's kind of zesty.
That's kind of zesty, is it not?
I would agree, but I'm being told that it's already happening.
That's a little zesty.
That's a little zesty.
That's a little zesty.
I don't know about that.
That's a little zesty.
It is zest the zest on that bad boy. I'm just reporting. I'm just reporting the information
I'm receiving that's that's a little that's a little zesty boss. That's a little zesty. I
Don't know about that. Oh
And also they they just deemed us in our discord in our little team discord
Yeah, prices are custom you can afford everything. Yeah, also your old blueprints show up
So when coax you was saying we can't buy guns apparently
currently that's not going to be an issue oh god's okay hold on just give me
I'm almost done with that with that with the thing
I believe I believe
wait wait now this is a bit of this is not the best design I won't lie to you
boys I won't lie not the not my finest way it's a great design
Not my finest design, not my finest design.
You could just steal someone else's.
Not my finest, no!
No, it will all be custom.
I'm 500 overweight, just give me what's in,
okay, don't make a joke about that,
I'll just give you what's in it.
Oh, that design looks fucking terrible.
You're all, shut up, Gigi, shut up!
You know nothing, you know nothing!
You are but a fool, you are a jester in our court.
You are but a jester.
You're gonna just get our quad. Hold on wait. Hold on wait
This is such bullshit
You
Green and wide
I'm almost done. I'm almost done. I see it lower the weight by 500. That's it
They got one of the legs
There we go, okay, that'll work that'll work it wise this working
I don't understand, wait why is, what's, reachability?
Oh my god, oh my goodness.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Here comes the bride.
Oh my god.
The green and white.
Oh my god, oh my, what is going on here?
What is going on here, what is this garbage?
What is going on?
Unfold her.
There it is. That's what how is it? Oh wait
There's the money there's the money right there boys. That's the money
That's the money right there. You see that was
That's the money. That's that's the money. This this is shit to be a whole this is a shit to be all right here
Okay, all right
Okay, okay, we're ready to rumble and we're only 13 minutes late. No big deal
What do we have in our storage?
We have, oh, we have, oh, wait, okay.
Yeah, do you see this, you're not.
We, guys, guys, here's the plan.
We die three times, we are homeless.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen guys,
I actually have a real good plan.
I actually have a really good plan.
Use all your money to buy shitloads of 40 millimeter ammo.
We're gonna go in there, go straight to a POI,
get a 40 millimeter experimental,
and just start running through them.
You mean?
start running through people now what what do you mean I have no silver hold on
wait wait wait no I do I'm telling you that's a good move yeah or no I'm gonna
sell 509 millimeter ammo quick I'm selling 500
say 500 now I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy 40 millimeter ammo right here I got I'm
mine 400 I'm like 400 I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring all 760 40 millimeter ammo
and we're gonna get we're gonna get an experiment before okay I'll see you guys
lobby code see you guys lobby code here you go why hello is that a good idea or
not the game or not all right close I'm playing power world yeah same
It was in Power World.
All right, all right, all right,
I just need you guys to go, go down, go down, go down.
You're having a fight for the crow's nest.
Wait, actually, how much is the crow's nest?
Oh my god.
Hold on, how much is the crow's nest?
I just want to see how much weight is it?
500?
That's me making a kill.
Oh, wait, hold on, I'm not on the right ship.
Wait, hold on, I think I actually only have 400 weight left.
So I don't know if I can do that.
How do I implement a blueprint to this thing?
I have all my old things.
I have all my old, what am I, wait, what are we doing?
I've got all my old things.
I just read that message to you.
We're gonna just use one of my classics.
Although the Rams wouldn't work, right?
Oh yeah, the Rams wouldn't work.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Okay.
We gotta get them lock boxes so we can get them Rams out.
Okay, Rams.
Okay, I'm taking you by enough for the process. I don't think I do. I got 100 joint. I
100 weight over. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my guys. How do I strip 100 weight? I need this close. That's gonna be sweet.
You shut up, folksy. You shut the hell up.
I'm not gonna do this into a one-canon hold me. What if I just make a little jakey? We put it into a one-canon is this less wave?
No, I
How do I implement a blueprint? Oh, yeah, we can't we can't of course that's because of course that's coffee. Why not wait?
Wait, it's not possible. We can't it's not possible. You can't cut a hundred pounds. I don't know let me check one with that
I'll I think I might have one way I think I might have one way to cut it just give me one second
I think if I cut this one no because that cuts off each ability kick of that one that one cuts off each ability
Yeah, I can't cut out any of these no I can't know you can't know this
No, this is the one hundred weights that doesn't exist. We can't wait. Why do we only have four legs make six legs?
No, I just do that took us 17 minutes here. We don't have time for this crap
So you're telling me everyone has six legs and we're gonna blow up. We're gonna blow these guys. I volunteer
We're gonna blow these guys
Wait, wait, is it possible to just make one leg close to the first leg?
Clonesy still hasn't joined the game somehow.
I have no idea.
No idea how I could have been possible.
Alright, I'm named menu.
Come on.
Okay, wait.
Alright.
Join with code?
Yeah, join with code!
Yeah, we have 20 minutes left!
Yes, you're full.
Tell me!
See?
I did do nothing!
Okay, okay, okay.
What are we bra- are we bra- are we bra- are we bra- are we bra- are we bra- are we bra-
Okay, okay, okay, what are we brawling? What is your problem picture? It's an anime thing. Yeah
Get off the team. It's
Tempest from when I get off the game. Get off the team. Get off the team. Get off the team. He's a demon lord. Get off the team.
Get off the team. He's a demon lord. Get off the team. Get off the team. Get off the team. Get off the team.
I was recorded as a slime of great.
Oh
Guys where my goats at where's my goat?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait guys. Okay grab which what do you guys bring see for us?
I'll bring it. Let's just bring one third of our total C4 this round
Yeah, one third oh
boy
Okay, let me bring all of my this week five. Yeah, free five. I'm bringing all the 40 millimeter
I'm also bringing you one guys. Okay. Here we go. We're gonna do this
There's no armor. This is how we're gonna do this
Listen listen closely bring an 80 millimeter green cannon with two stacks of ammo
Give it you bring a green 40 millimeter cannon with three stacks of 40 millimeter ammo and we ride
I'm gonna taste ass to 80
Hey, are you ready? Okay, what am I doing?
What if we just go into large crews and sick of navigate all of them?
We won't be with anyone. We'll be alone
What wait that's great do it green 40 or green 80. We're gonna green 40 no
no yes he's green 40 so I'm gonna eat you close you be a green 80 two stacks
of ammo coach I'm Jimmy can bring a green 40 with three stacks of ammo
I got it are you read somebody brought all their ammo yes I told you that's what
I was doing cuz we're gonna go to a we're gonna go to a site next to us get a
Let's do it guys, let's do it.
We're going to get an experimental 40 and then we're just going to start mowing people down.
Let's do it guys, let's do it.
Let's ride.
We're going to do that.
Wait, this is good that we Q to the X. We're going to be with everyone that died.
That's what I just said.
That's right.
That's what you're talking about.
Listen Peanut, okay, it's a shocker.
You know what's a shocker?
You know what's a shocker?
What?
You get that, I don't know.
I don't have good insight.
I'm sorry. I'm so I gotta focus on the game right now. You might have like you might be rain check that insult
Guys let's schedule that insult next Thursday remind me. I'll come with a good one
I'm not gonna lie to you cozy the whole time. I kept saying what's the sock?
I just kept thinking of Hassan over and over again. So I like
Every time I thought you know what and then I saw what's it like up six months six months old joke
Oh, wait, riot waiting for rival expedition.
Are we only in with two other teams?
I don't know.
They said two.
Okay, well, we don't.
We just.
Did you hear anything? I just said no
In one other person
Banks uh the downstairs downstairs away your bed job I
Put the kids on put the kids on
Keep watching starting us up
Okay.
Wait.
Did you drown the bed?
Nope.
Spun left of the shift.
Hey! You didn't forget these doors down here!
There's a hundred of them!
Hey!
Fuck!
Badge for protection!
Badge for protection!
Where's the captain quarters?
Under me, right under me.
A top right.
The first floor, but not right. I put I put ten beans in there. You're probably gonna die the most. Thank you
Okay, that's a very kind to see. It's a very kind to say it off. You're very unkind man
We're going to strudel. Oh, you go. Yeah
Grab the artifacts we're gonna grab the artifact and we're gonna then we're gonna go to turn the pole
Wait, Bing Bing boom repeat. Wait wait wait artifact. I thought you said there was experiment is that every one? Oh
Isn't that what artifacts are?
Where are we at with Artifact?
Guys, our entire plan rests on there being experimental gun at this E.O.I.
We're about to find out.
Let's hope, uh, we'll figure that out.
Artifact cannon, experimental cannon, tomato, tomato.
I think Artifact might just be a red item like the seal.
Fuck it.
They said they're gonna be at a prominent place. Let's let's go. We're going through. I do advice
I do about it. Yeah, who do you think to our lobby with us?
Probably someone I died
I need to hear registration is fixed. I'm trying. Hey, what do we still tell? Oh?
It's it. Oh, let's wait. Oh
Wait, I don't think that's a hit register study. I'm genuinely missing. Oh, let me see
Okay, all right, okay, so now I have to go downstairs and eat a bean and you just wasted a bean
Always just 60 not loaded, but wait we only have that's an 80. There's your 60. No, we have three turns
If you turn your features
Mr. Furry Bob cheeksy
What good bad good um bad
Okay
This this this zombies up there on a cannon yeah, but
He's on the cannon!
Wait, no, this is gonna be on the cannon!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Let him go!
Am I an idiot?
Yes!
They changed it, they changed it, and they updated it now, and now there's...
They've utilized it to sell the shooter.
Alright, slow and steady, boys, slow and steady!
I-2-D-T's I-2-D-T's
We just need to get armor,
And then we can just forward everyone.
No one's going to have armor.
That's the truth.
That's the truth.
Oh, one of our, okay, so don't put anything in this storage unit.
One of our boxes is already blown wide open.
Oh, that's good.
Does anyone know what, am I allowed to ask what Streeper is in on lobby or is that Streep
typing?
No, that's 100% Streeper.
Are you sure?
What?
Are you sure?
What?
No.
That's like on awkward as we get run to a tgb or an entire set of spinning. You guys get your lobby
Well, yeah, but it's only bad if he looks up my stream not if he knows it
Hey, can you actively check every streamer and find out who's in our lobby? Thanks guys
Oh, we can just take the list I'm stupid. We can take the list it's
Hutzel another Hutzel and I bond yak
Yeah
Wait, keep your eyes on the reactor?
Uh, yes, it is possible.
Yeah, turn it off.
I'll put her in a pair kit there.
I'm going to go look for armor.
Dude, my game is kind of stuttering every now and then.
Yeah, that's what I just said.
You see that?
I'm good.
I think I'm good.
Close, he's levitating on one foot of me.
I'm fucking sick as fuck.
I think that's all we needed to do is armor.
Close his armor.
See!
See!
Oh, he's ammo and armor. I forgot what gives you points. What are the two boxes again?
Box the beacon box the beacon wait, that's only one box
With the beacon box you ask didn't you just ask what's point gives us what's box?
Box and the black box and the black box. Oh, yeah, the black box. Oh, you got it. Okay, so okay
So I say so we don't actually have to loot anything. We used to look for it. There could be there could be the beacon box
Yeah, there's a 40, okay
That makes sense that makes sense. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I sweet stuff like ammo and like stuff like that like guns and ammo
Yeah
And and charging rods, of course can't forget the charging rods. That's what that's that's most important
are we need ammo like sell shit ammo ammo and armor ammo and armor ammo oh my god what
the fuck oh they're shooting my castle they're shooting my castle hey I'm still no armor
I got a lot of ammo a lot of ammo yeah yeah yeah I got some guns I got a bit of this I got
I got some ammo. Wait guys we should go you while we have this lobby kind of to ourselves
We should go to that one spot with the convert stuff into blue computer chips. How do we can get the rams? You mean?
Let me see where that is. I don't know. I someone would just have to tell us does anybody know what
Puy convert stuff into the blue computer chips
There's a lot of zombies here, boys.
Hang on a few more.
Who's here? Are you living safe? I saw a safe door jump right there.
Oh, there's a red thing here, the red thing.
What red thing? Oh, nice!
I'll carry it. I'll carry it.
My box is where it was, okay?
Oh, this is not good for me. The zombies are over there.
Oh, no.
It's over there.
Wait, where are you?
gonna lie no no we're fine because we get a lot of points in this yeah we see
black boxes pink boxes and okay I okay all right okay all right wasn't okay
We eat some armor 100% that would help a lot 100%
Wait, wait, does he know what it takes to convert stuff into blue chips?
I don't even know what a blue chip is the blue chip is a chip that's blue
We're gonna need for the Rams
The Ram various and we can buy armor with blue chips to in between rounds
Yeah, the Rams for the for the for the boat
Oh shit guys, we can't do that. We can't do that
Why what because it takes black boxes to turn into blue chips do idea alert when we go back to the lobby
We see if they added any trade for blue champs. What just blew up
The me me me
My dad
Yeah, we're good pretty good. I like that. So there's there's no point in like getting champagne and stuff, right?
No, there's well, let's say out of the champagne trade
That's what I got a time bond
Yes, I think we we I'm not gonna lie to you
I think we should be doing right now is just charging the other only other people lobby and killing them and then leaving really
Yeah, I think well
Okay, here me. I'll be hold on. I think we should get all the bunch of timed boxes while we got this
OH MY GOD THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS LOPPY NOW
HUNCH IS HERE EVERYBODY'S HERE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
We're surrounded
Alright, new plan
New plan, new plan learned
Run
Run immediately
Run away
I'm gonna team people for shibs
I'm gonna team people for a couple shibs
Guys, I swear we just find armor and we roll everyone
On foot. Wait, so what's approaching from the south? Not too close so very far very far
Oh
Yeah, we just kill those guys
Yeah, do we find do we find like a good gun or anything like that here? I didn't find a guy. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
There's one. I got nothing. I have I
I don't have anything
I don't have anything boss. Yeah, I'm coming with a lot of blue guns shit. You do not come
I'm coming. Oh my god. He's coming. You know, I wanted to put I wanted to put that
I've got a time to box. Oh my over here. I'm coming. I'm coming green box. It's got like fuel and stuff
I'm coming. I'm coming
You got a guide. Take that green. We are close. You both mixed that. We were both up there
Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy.
I'm father of her.
I'm mother of her.
I'm lucky.
Mother of her.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
Lord have mercy.
I'm mother of the ones.
Oh, grab the beans out of this box.
Got you, got you, got the beans, got the beans.
Soldier, you got the beans.
Thank you.
Soldier, the beans, commander, got the beans.
Soldier.
All right, guys, I said we go back on the ship and we go kill those guys in the south.
What do you guys think?
Mm-mm-mm.
Wait, how many?
Who are these guys?
How many points is it?
I still don't know if there's a.
How many points is it?
It's five for one.
How many points do we have to go?
Wait, is it actually points for killing someone or just for the black box?
No, no, no, it's just for the black box.
Dude, someone can kill ten people.
The extraction doesn't spawn to the area.
Which is only two ways to get points are the black boxes and the time boxes.
It's ten for the time, five for the black.
Yes, so everything that you do now, like we can kill seven people and if we die, we just waste a third of it.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
Don't let go kill him and then not die.
That's an option.
genius genius genius genius genius genius we are marked on the map by the way
we are marked on the map I say we go to Schwabberg well hold on should we go to
Fort Tarn Fort Tadpole actually yeah yeah Fort because they're small or tennis
ball and there's guaranteed artifacts there well excellent point mr. commander
mr. commander general well thank you but those are none of the reasons I want to
There's your secretary
I want to go there is because there's a guy there. There's a there's a oh, thank you sir. Thank you. There's a guy there though
Oh, is it Garrett? It's Garrett Garrett close. He's lover. He's over it. He's over it. Oh my god
What are you doing with your tennis balls? Oh
Hey, you get back on the ship or start the ship we need
No, I know I didn't see a single we need armor. I promise
No one's gonna have armor. It's one headshot with any gun man that we have right now guys guys. This should be just listen
I hear shot. I see where we're leaving by the way. Hopefully. Okay. Okay. I'm on
It was I'm gonna take the AB millimeter when we're fighting cuz I'm just gonna shoot him off the cannon, okay? Okay, I
Okay, you should go. Oh, huh another POI. Let's go to Fortat. Oh, it's our number one priority right now
to four ten you are one shot to every gun in the game
to four ten pull coachy they're also one shot
they don't you just setting yourself now that they found armor at four times
well they will kill him and take it
Yeah, you just missed me standing still 15 time
That doesn't sound like me no
Miss that one
See oh my god
All right lock it in lock it in lock it in here we go lock it in lock it in
This is our moment. This is our song.
Uh, the rock bunkers have blue armor.
Oh, that's a guy. What about the rock bunkers?
What is a rock bunker?
A bunker and a rock.
Oh, good God.
Wait, are you talking about the boats?
No, those would be boats.
I'm not talking about boats, I probably would have said boats.
I'm talking about the rock bunkers.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, that's simple. It's a bunker and a rock.
wait is that the ones that are like vertical and you have to shoot at the
two red things that's a bone once again a rock is not a bone
why have to draw this for you let me pull up I believe all about this
okay so this is this is a like a bone
I see that that's a bug a rock more like this shit you see that you should have
you see what I'm sitting in you see what I see what I you something in my
shit no that means shit
difference does everyone see the difference
okay let me check with it should we check when you need both armor big way
Guys make sure your fog setting is still off because we did download a new client. I mean the hacking line the one that lets us use our DMA cards
How do we do that volumetric? Yeah, boy, but you thought I think
It's very low. You can't turn it off no more. I was high. Oh, yeah, you show you want that to not be high
But I need to tell you the difference between high and low
I don't I
Right, it's about AIDS, IGH, lowest level, L-O-W.
We should go to a range. We should go to those rocks.
Does everyone understand the difference now?
Does everyone understand? Oh, you're going to the right.
Where are we going?
We're going to Fort Padpole.
This is where those people are. This is where those people are.
So...
Say, I already looted it.
Well, yeah, we can kill them and take the move.
Yeah, we learn and shit. I should take you. We'll see. We'll see about right right about to croissant this way
I need more engine power
I'm gonna turn up the thrusters. Looted a bunch of rods too. I looted a bunch of rods too. Oh
My god, dude, you see you what?
No, I just I'm just realizing we should have been losing this whole time where you were rusty. We're rusty. Wait, where's the boost?
I dropped some next to the engine, but there's also should be a bunch of
Before we boost let's make sure this guy is here because if he's not we want to
boost the next five. I thought we want armor. Well, no, well cuz
Cuz they would because there'd be no Auburn here because you're already
looted, boss. Oh, are you? You're in here a hundred percent they were here. Well I saw
I see smoke on top.
Very suspicious, very suspicious.
Someone's taking toast off a doigir up there.
The zombies are getting fated.
Bruce, see?
Excellent, excellent.
Yeah, no problem.
We should get the door stop broken here.
Oh, yeah, I see that. I see that.
Oh, yeah, good thinking, good thinking.
Well, I don't know what I saw there.
I thought I saw smoke.
Maybe you saw smoke up top.
You know, I've seen a giant puff of pink smoke in the sky.
Sweetheart.
I was smoking that loud.
Oh, you swear you were taking toasts off that liquor?
Yeah, yeah.
You were on the homestayers?
Yeah.
Jeez!
Can you guys blow up the front door?
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it, boys.
Hey, I can do it.
I'm working on it, bud.
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it a lot more.
Got it! I got it, got it, nice.
We'll keep you on the clicker. You do not do that.
It's ya!
It's ya!
It's ya!
What's going on in there?
Heeeey!
Unfortunately, there is a, um...
There's a zombie in the background, so I have to prepass it.
Okay, okay!
I'm gonna grab this repeater.
What are you guys gonna do with your cut of the $10,000 if you win?
I
Lot of problems. Oh shit
Prescription oh, oh, I'm sorry. Are you feeling a little it are you so he's obviously ever he's obviously very little under the weather
Yeah, health insurance is pretty expensive. Yeah, you gotta use
Whatever it's called
What's that up something X?
Yeah, use that that don't lower the prices of your prescription that you could buy more
What?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Is that-
So real, so real.
Good all right, yeah, good all right.
You gotta get good all right.
What are you gonna do with your portion of the 10,000 if we win, uh, Gimmick?
Uh, I was thinking, uh, getting a little Botox in the old behind, you know?
I've been feeling a little flat lately.
And it's one of those things that I would never spend money on, but if I get like, uh,
three thousand three hundred thirty three dollars and three hundred thirty three dollars and thirty three cents I'm gonna puff these puffer I'm gonna puff puff puff puff puff these little buns up
I'm gonna puff these little buns up
that's a good idea that yeah I was thinking BB out but then I thought maybe we maybe like maybe like like a custom made copper thawed
each of the bacteria my pussy and the drugs they clean
Oh, that's more medicine.
Yeah.
A lot of medicine.
Yeah, well, we're healthy guys.
You're healthy guys.
Did you guys find the key anywhere?
What key?
Dude, there's a key that's once here, then spot on top.
I'm sorry.
I was looting the AI.
I was getting the repair kits, but I will come help.
Let me move the boat.
Yeah, I just don't know where the thing is.
key the key is somewhere and we need the keys moving us closer okay then we get
all together then we get the red reds in the room oh I mean oh so too
I
What's it we I it's open smoking
A little hiss there might be
Are on the map
People can see us because we have a box. I'm getting worth it. There's a red up top. There's a red
We based only one the red up top. I'm there's a guaranteed guaranteed every single time. There's an artifact. Yeah guaranteed I
have
Red smoke grenades. Is that part of the artifacts is an artifact?
I don't know that counts
I'm getting word that I missed it. I'm getting word that I miss an amplifier or something. Oh my god
I'm fine. Oh, that would be crazy if you had an amplifier. Oh at the very top
No
Thanks boys
Oh.
Hmm.
Wait, now we descend?
That's a bad guess.
Alright, it's looking like we're clear.
Alright, I'm going to come.
Coming, coming.
T-S-P?
And Dale again?
Yeah, come T-S-P.
Okay, I should be sorry I should be start moving I see something to it. Yeah, I wanna get the fucking I want to get the
blasted. I think we go to the next POI.
Absolutely, absolutely. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go to
Let's go to a Schwal, Schwalbenberg. Do we need to repair anything before we turn this engine back on? I don't think so.
All right, turn it back on. Let's go.
Oh, wait, can we deliver the radio box on that thing at the top of the no, no, no, no
He'll only turn the silver. It actually loses points
Okay
Wait now now that we had red like we have red boxes, right? So those are artifacts
um
So we have a 30 points right now. Wait, wait, no artifacts are worth any points. Oh
Oh, but we really have 10 points right now. We have a time box.
This thing right here is what gives us 10.
Oh, wait guys, the amp needs to be close to a gun.
I'm gonna put the amp in one of these 40s.
Actually, I'm gonna put them between these two. Maybe you'll capture both of them.
Yeah, there we go. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Dude, that amp is crazy. That amp is insane.
Honestly, I used to use it on the first people we see.
It's like guarantee on big reason. Oh, that's the artifacts is the is stuff is those. Okay, that's still worth it. That's still worth
Got it before my carriage
Little shop to shop little shop shop
He can't see you too tight because you don't want to that's true. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you
I hate you die die die die die die die die die die die die die die I hate you
The amps should cover all three
Isn't that big wait? Oh, yeah, I'm actually gonna put the amp on the top one because I'm getting worse by bugle is there a
capture all three
All right, so I'm gonna put it right next to the wheel because that now would be the the closest back there point of all three
It's so real and so true
I'm not you want me to pop it you got to yell at me
Pop that pussy for a real goober
Yo, I see smoke for a right shit for a right shit for a right
Oh take him take him take him take him take him
I see it
I see it
Gotta help that touch
I just want to get in there
I just want to get in there
Get my hands around his body
I can't do it there shit looks like it I can't either
I'm taking this and putting it by the camera. Well, you can make we're gonna need you on a cannon also
I would remind you that the front is the why would why would you possibly do that closely?
I just don't why you an idiot give me that pretty sure
I'm having shit on Kevin!
None of them have it!
Hang on, I gotta bring this back down.
I would not give it to you!
Oh, don't, no, we gotta add man down here to call inspector!
Give it, add to me the amplifier, add to me the amplifier!
I'm having it!
Right now, oh my god, there's a huge word.
None of them have it!
Hold nothing back!
Okay.
I'm doing it after you.
Hold nothing back!
Give it to them boys, give it to my boys!
Use our other one to use all of them.
Give it to us boys!
We need to test these coolers once they hit.
Missing cover in this one.
Use all of them!
I'm going to try to turn some of the turrets.
How much shot?
Go one, kill one, kill one, kill one, kill one!
He's dead!
He's behind, he's behind, he's behind!
He's behind!
Kill him!
No, I'm having a touch!
I'm having...
Go, go, go, go, go!
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move!
You're in safety, you're in safety, you're in safety!
We're carrying him.
Get them behind me, get them behind me!
Move on to the train!
I'm destroying the wheelhouse, I'm destroying the wheelhouse!
Nice!
Train, help us, help us, help us!
We're knocked down, we're knocked down!
Help us, help us, help us!
Hit the entrance, hit the entrance!
Backer shot, backer shot!
Coming backer shot, backer shot!
I
Fucking guys
We got this we got this we got this we got this
Yeah, we're we're not
Wait
no no no no no may not be may not be
no body
it find a sign it's hide a sign
oh we're fucked
what what
bro
does he literally can't do anything on our ship
uh uh
he's scared
yes yes yes yes
we're fine we're fine
I don't know how to get to the bottom
Pee Pee how do I get out
uh uh it's on top it's go on top it's go on top
it's on top
is there way out from the bottom
no there's not there's not no
dude
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bro my body is down below man
Oh
Oh
I got a fucking jump I got it. I took one. I was going to jump shot.
Still repair, still repair.
Turning, turning, turning.
Jumping, I need you to hop on that wheel and stop us from turning right real quick.
Got it, got it.
But I'm going forward, we're getting on top, we're getting on top!
I knew I couldn't get on top!
We're sloping, we're sloping!
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good!
Get on my head!
No, they got me, they got me!
I'm just through the real house, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Oh, I'm a pain, I'm a pain!
I gotta repair the AV and kill the mother church!
It's all over to the family!
It's all over to the family!
They're gonna shoot me up top!
I got sight! I got sight!
They're gonna destroy more of their legs!
I'm going up! I'm going up!
Okay!
I'm healing! I'm healing! I'm healing!
There they are.
Ah, I'm getting up dead.
I'm afraid of other ways!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice!
Go for the entrance, go for the entrance!
No, they, why, how are they sniping me?
Why, how do they only have a sniper life?
I don't know, I'm getting sniped with that.
Oh, oh, he's really good, he's really good.
He's using the regular, he's using the regular we have.
Oh my god, oh my god.
We gotta keep, we gotta kill those guys, we gotta kill those guys.
Yeah?
Should we just go for the entrance?
Should we start sniping them?
He's under us! He's under us! He's under us!
He's under us! He's under us!
Reamp!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, you don't, you don't hop up until I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna hide this, I decide though, I decide it's not as fast as I think.
I'm gonna hide these with the engine, with the engine!
Nice.
Nice.
Thank you.
I do not.
Somebody is like on our shit.
I'm gonna kill him!
Kill him! Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Oh my god.
He's doing justice here!
He's at our issue!
You kill them!
You kill them!
They hit the reactor!
They'll be allowed to destroy! They can't even turn! They can't turn!
They hit the reactor! They hit the reactor!
Oh! Oh!
Guys, I'm fucking up the reactor! One's running over!
I hit someone!
I hit someone! I got a lot of ones!
I'm gonna shoot the guy on the turn! I'm gonna shoot the guy on the turn!
I'm gonna shoot the guy on the turn!
Come on, come on, come on!
Not a BJJ! Come on, come on!
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay!
I want you to touch, touch, touch, touch, touch!
You gotta finish this down!
You gotta finish this down!
Tell us about the bad guy!
Not another bad guy!
Not a BJJ! Not a BJJ!
We did it! We did it!
Oh
He's got to kill two boys only I do they're gonna be coming with C4 hundred percent hundred percent. I eat my stuff back
I never got my my guns back
I'm just gonna take one of the conditions.
Guys, there is so many C4 here.
There's so many C4 on the job.
Guys, get the C4 into a closed container
where they can't grab it.
Super locked. Super locked.
Okay.
Cam's dead. Cam's dead.
Okay.
You do a full repair. We need to do a full repair.
Yeah.
Uh, Jimmy, do you want to watch while I'm repaired?
Do you want me to watch while you're there?
Uh, sure, sure, sure.
Sure. Sure. Sure. I got you. Are you are you watching watching on the engine or just watch out in front of us so they don't come towards us. Well, it's done. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it.
Oh, wait, they might run away with the black box cam. So this kind of scumbag. No, I killed him. I killed him. I thought he might tell us to wait to do it. He's got a scumbag. I saw him in runs. He does a couple of things a lot of the time.
Yeah, there's three blue guns here. Three blue guns. I can't hold them.
Oh, yeah, they're still
Okay, I see them. They're still on their ship. They're still on this
I'm sure about running over yes. Yes. Yes. They're coming. They're coming
Hi, whoops, that's everyone I think right
I killed Niko. Did we get Hutch?
I'm getting where Hutch is not very happy right now.
I'm getting where Hutch is not a happy camper.
Uh-oh. I'm getting where Hutch is not happy right now.
Oh dear. We should really be.
Wait, I see another light. I'm seeing three bodies.
It was a good light. GD's Mr. Hutch.
GG! It was a good fight! That's what it got either way!
That was just a good fight.
We took them at the beginning, and then they boarded us, turned the tide, thought we were done.
And then we swung it! We came out swinging!
And just started slamming each other.
That was good, that was good.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, people that don't know...
I used to think this way too, that it was all just go for the engine.
You guys remember, I told you guys a lot of times, I was like, let's go get it, go get it!
That's not the key. It's shooting them with that 80mm.
That's the key yeah, yeah kill it up with that 80 millimeter percent mm-hmm. I'm dope percent
Oh, we still got it. We got ammo to refill. We got a bunch of
Yeah, there's our pair over here
One beam can left you need tons of beans you live one being can left for all
Look at the bottom life. Oh, I just looted some beans. Oh, you want one being can on my body, okay?
Wait, they'll have beans. They'll have beans
They only have four. Oh, I just glued it three off of this guy
Yeah, I see you. I've got four on me. I've got four on me. I'm gonna go to the counter course door then. Oh
There's supposed to be a door right there that that's supposed to be a door. It's supposed to be
supposed to be a door
I'm gonna heal our feet while I'm down here and put some more beads in we have five
I
Okay, if our ship ever starts getting like bad the top
There's a say our engine got hit a couple times
Wait, are you guys under are you guys down below? No, I mean I'm repairing our feet
Parade
I'm getting we're Hutchers. I happy came over
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh wait, now I'm getting where I might be getting one guy.
I might be getting one guy.
Okay, I just want to, okay, I just want to, I just want to, okay.
I want to have a great time.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, I'll just get one guy, I'll just get one guy.
We need more of the packets, lots more packets.
We're pretty exposed right now.
Yeah, we have one more.
I'm going to drive over there.
I'm going to turn the ship into more of an open concept modern house.
Can I drive over there?
Oh.
Go ahead and drive over there.
Have we killed all of them or no?
Yeah, I don't know how to drive
This is under us
I've been loaded. Can we load the car?
Are we completely out of uh, where's the captain's quarters?
I'm loading them up.
I've got four bees and we've got four guns.
I've got four
Yeah, four there.
Ideally, we need a little more before we get to it.
I've never died.
I mean, unless you don't accept it.
Yeah, you expect total domination, alright?
Total and utter domination.
of my enemies. Inventoration of
everyone who stands in the
pack. Alrighty.
Little bit of repairing. We also
have a shovel. I'm putting in a
box though. I just don't think
it's worth me. Care. Got three
C four.
You upgraded it. That's what we should do
You're shooting at five of those bad boys. Boom. That's the end of the game. It's a lot
100% oh, yeah
Okay, I got eight more beans bringing them down. We need to go kill robots to we need to pick it's bad
You'd watch your big if you take you drive over here
We're coming box. We're good. Oh shit this storm too. Are we good at this storm? I haven't even been checking. I know
I don't know what I don't know we got to move now
Turn the engine on turn the oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
You guys hide there's so many guns you guys have to get this what there's no time there's no time
Should go for it should go for it. Okay, we're okay. Someone get off someone get off a couple of
Okay, someone someone someone get off
Get the black box the point sweet the black box
What I want you to do is point towards the middle of the circle and then go backwards like step back
We have one second for moves now, which is
politics of the update chief
I mean fine. Oh, we're fine guys people hold one second. I know that I don't know the whole way. Oh guys
We're fine. Yeah, okay. There's a there's a lot of ammo. We've all we've all hold
This
coming back we need to be needed
ammo
yes we have we need 80 millimeter we need 80 millimeter
okay okay okay
peta peta drop that up there and then go grab it
go grab it what's the matter
we're fine
we're fine
we're fine
we're fine
coming all right we're good
I can see the edge of the circle
I'm edgy I'm edgy
I'm edgy and gimmick is watching
Oh my god
Okay, you can see the edge you can just see the paint outline of it. Yeah, I know I know you can see the edge
I'm drinking up right in front of you. All right. Are you guys ready?
I just got one I got one black box from the thing. We're out of fuel somebody
There is only one black box. That's that's how the game moves
one by one. That's what they do.
What do you guys know? Oh, oh,
digs digs. Let's go out of the base
of the game. No, I'm just saying you
guys know like this. Let's go out of
the game where it's in the most basic
fashion. No, I'm saying like if they
fucking killed someone or anything,
I'm just saying you know. Oh, God.
Wait, wait, wait, where do you find the
black box? Each guy. No, no, no, no, no.
Seriously, when you find the black
mind?
Is it on their engine? It's on the ground.
Was it on the internet?
No.
You let the bucks box you dumbass!
Okay, I think why that was through, right?
Fuck.
I know, I think they were picking it up to leave.
That's not true.
Oh, they're picking it up to leave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's this guy over there? Do you see it?
Wait, guys.
Are there two real guys?
I'm getting worried that they have multiple bullets.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, we have to transfer Racket.
They're all under us.
Who's here?
Okay, come here, come here, come here.
We can't stop this
They can literally just get into our reactor turn it off we should
We should stop we should stop we have like a minute. We have like a little
Everything is open
I'm sure to pay the ones directly in front of the reactant believe it. I can't believe it
It's all right. It's a long tournament.
A long, long tournament.
There should have been.
There's two people fighting right in front of us.
Why don't we go third party like scumbags?
That's 100%.
I mean, the longer they fight, the longer they fight.
The harder I get.
The harder I get.
Wait, they're not fighting.
Wait, why not?
I think they're allies.
Because I haven't seen any guns and they're right next to each other.
That's not good. They could have killed. They could have killed the dog. There's a third one coming in from the left
Just observe boys. Just observe. We're good to go. We're gonna turn the engine back on wait. No, no, wait
You said wait, we're observing
They're coming in we have a little bit of time. Oh, I see oh
Whoo, oh, they're blue extracts, but I I was told there was only one extract at the end
maybe you're not allowed to you oh shit what was that why that was that that was
the thing behind us that was that their but uh shit that's I know it scared me
to okay we guys were like in the yeah we're running in the circle turn the
engine on turn the engine on turn the engine on turn the engine on turning it
turning it, turning it, turning it, turning it, and on.
The boost, boost, boost, boost, boost.
And that's the first thing.
We're gonna fill up the bingies.
You guys, where's all our ammo for a turret?
I, I just loaded them all.
I loaded them all.
You definitely did not load them all.
Check it.
Wait, I didn't load the top one, actually, right?
Hold on, wait, okay.
All right, okay, so you don't, okay, all right, we got some.
No, I didn't load the top one.
You guys, where's all the ammo I brought into the game? We should have way more 40-billion ammo
There is there's a box. I saw it. I don't know what's when it is, but I saw the box. It does exist
It's on one of the shelf
A lot of rooms to check, Mr. Peanut. There's a lot of rooms to check
Oh, here's my e-mail shop. Here we go. There's shop shop. There's shop shop. Here we go.
Purple 40 mil at the thing
80 millimeter is completely full the right 40 millimeter is completely full
we're a little on ammo we can only take on one more ship before we got a rescribe
wait what what well they're extract people are extracting right now I'm
seeing green smoke oh they are have enough ammo and shit they're all full
Oh, they're all full.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I will say though, I will say boys,
that only the right, only the right turn is prepared.
The other two are gonna break like a stick.
Well, we repair it, we have time.
You don't have any repair kit, you have no repair kit.
Oh, oh repair kit, no, I mean,
we're on the actual platform itself.
Honestly, nah, let's, these guys want,
somebody's extracting, and then somebody's in line,
and they're letting each other live for some reason,
I thought they would've locked it.
Extract it to the last one without going on.
This is the last one.
It is?
Yeah, look.
Wait, it's a dreadnought?
No, they got experimental sent.
100%.
There's supposed to always be a dreadnought.
Okay, unless they fucked it up,
there's supposed to be a dreadnought
at the end of every single round.
They also said the other sets
aren't supposed to exist.
We can get okay, if they're all gone by the time we get there we definitely have to at least check
Yeah, I'm sure if they're not gonna be beat that up. Have it
Right they kill the ship they kill the ship for a lot. Let's see if this is a house
Wait, that's just wait wait. Oh, there's someone in it. So we just started
No, go go go go go go
We're gonna have this shooting green plan. It's those boost us boost us
Shoot the wheelhouse to the top right, shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Shoot back shoot it!
He's in back up, he's back inside.
Don't just keep spinning, don't just keep spinning, they're in back up.
They're dead.
You're left down, guys, down!
Nice.
They're in a conscious way, they're in a conscious way, they're in a conscious way right now.
Hey, shoot, shoot legs!
Oh no, just go up the back, go up the back, mother of the world, they're in the spin!
Get it!
Get him, Hammond!
Get him, Hammond!
Hi, you guys have us.
I'm going to turn and fuck them up.
Oh, he's dead.
He's dead.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
They're going to be respawned.
They're going to be respawned.
They're going to be respawned.
Now he's going to kill all three of them, and we're going.
Watch out, the wheelhouse.
There's a wheelhouse upstairs.
OK.
I don't know why, but I think these are very impressive.
The battery's just contributing life.
I don't want to get too close, because then we're not
be able to see that we got to change the stairs and they're all there yo there's
two repairs there's two repairs over here I don't see them I don't see them are
you sure they're up here I shot one at the wheelhouse we have to make the
graphics everybody the extra because it's right there okay I got a black box
oh yeah I'm gonna grab the dropping a black box you're gonna have these
fuckers down
fuckers down remember there is another there is a
on the thing
we're yet huh trying to run how you run you run you
Stanley way trying to run are you yeah show yourself is
there is every actor off after a pair of thing under us
I'm gonna I'll turn it off I was just I do that there's
gonna be turn off I'm gonna stay vigilant here
because this is the last extract yeah
definitely somebody else is gonna be popping around I
I guess actually, at this point, no.
Poppin' and poopin'.
If they're not here.
Poppin' and poopin'.
Oh, we still got AI.
Hey, who's walking towards us in a giant doozy?
It's the AI.
It's the AI.
We got you, got you, got you.
We're gonna take it out.
The hell is going on?
Why?
The hell am I?
The hell is going on?
This turret's broken.
Hell, it's in.
Okay, I get it.
Hold on.
Yeah, Peter, can you get the repair kits on the, uh...
Yeah, I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.
Alright, I'm gonna come help you, Luke,
because I really think the circle's small enough.
I think we might be the last ones here.
We've probably seen it by now.
We've probably seen it by now. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Her hands!
I think we might be at first place.
There's some time things there.
Should we even waste our pancakes?
Because we're about to leave, we should just leave the next round.
I mean, if there's another ship here, we're fucked, right?
Not super fucked.
What is that shooting?
What is that big floating right there?
Probably the pancakes.
That must be the other side.
There's probably one other person coming along the other side.
I don't see...
You said there was time.
I'm almost positive.
I was watching look like it's another oh, this is a oh, yeah
That's a hundred percent. I know
That was that shooting either a big kid grab that
Wait, you guys say that shooting that we need these kids me this can't hear it
That's reason we just move our sip right here. Just just this fast. It is real quick. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go grab it
I'll go grab it
Yeah, there's a hundred percent more people as fast with this and the one with pillows last guy's yeah
Just a quick loot, just a quick loot. Light taste for loot.
They probably can see us though. We are completely hidden by the rocks and the smoke of this thing.
I'm turning the engine on. They don't see us.
Okay, they're about to see us, but they don't see us yet. They're about to see us right now.
I'm pushing toward you guys. We need to do a quick loot. Very, very fast light taste for loot.
Grab all the guns, grab the black box. Excuse me, grab the black box with the engine again.
I
I'm gonna turn our engine off as well because you don't want them to see us if there is somebody
We'll be out of here like two seconds. We gotta hit like two days. We're like do what things I
Really think they could have grabbed black boxes and left because you 100% saw another one, right?
And I left very early. Yeah, I definitely got someone else. They might have quit though. Do they quit?
No, they definitely they could have grabbed shade his range of extract. Yeah, I checked people. I take that hell
I'm pushing I'm pushing my thing to just prevent other teams from getting them. Yes, I'm leaving leaving now. They're leaving now
It's another ship
Go go go guys. It's a default ship. Go go go go. Go. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Let me know what to do the
Just go. Let me know what to do. We have to think
The boost that we don't give it. Let me go. Yeah. Not yet. I can't see shit
Now yet. Not yet. Not yet. I'm ready
Dude, I can't see with this mode. Oh, I see him. I see him. I see him. We are
Oh
We're struck on something I don't know what guys, I'm gonna see if I can see if I get sneak in
There we are
Disable the radio
On it
right through the reactor. One down one down one down. One down one down. Oh I'm missing
oh you got me got me got me got me I'm gonna interrupt it. Hamber that hamber that fucking
reactor 25 seconds hamber it. I'm interrupting. Hamber it hamber it I'm one shot though. Hamber it hamber it hamber it.
We got it!
We got it!
Oh, guys, we gotta get the black box and we gotta get the experimental and get the hell out of here!
Make sure they're not running.
Wait, is that you on the...
Up top, up top. Yes, guys, guys, I'm up top.
I'm gonna go for the black box.
As you know, you go for the black box, I'm gonna go for the experimental, okay?
There, I only...
Under, under, under, under, under.
Bring our ship closer and bring our ship closer.
Okay inside inside inside inside you're right here. I'm going for the experiment. I'm going for the experiment. Oh
We don't took it. Oh, don't look at the door. So I open it. Oh my god. Oh my god
Okay, I'm gonna see for it right now. Does he want to see for that one? Yes? Yes? Yes? I see the bad guy
I want to let me show you once I am once I am once I'm reloading. Oh
What is your personal the other side of the ship?
Oh
I got what you guys just got sorry just gonna say it's fine one one time just go just go I'm trying to find my way back
They're under they're under but if they have no C4 they can't get on
What the fuck
Okay, okay, okay?
It's time, buddy.
You guys are gonna blow us open!
I'm staring at it, I'm staring at it, I'm staring at it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'll be able to kill him.
I'm on the boat still.
Just keep bunching up.
They're gonna run out of supplies.
Yes, yes, yes.
They will run out of supplies.
They will run out of supplies.
I'm still on the boat.
I'm looking.
I can't get an angle.
Hold on.
Oh, where the fuck are you going?
We might have guns at our boat.
Oh!
There's a euphoric.
Yep, yep, I saw the euphoric.
I saw the seaboard, I saw the seaboard, I saw the seaboard!
I saw it, I saw it, I saw it, I saw the seaboard!
Same, same, same.
You're like...
You should've opened to me doors, you should've opened to me doors.
Prepare to watch, prepare to watch.
Prepare to watch as much as you can.
We're not gonna see what we do.
Yo, I think you blocked him inside.
He's possible, he's possible. Close your eyes, mindy, close your eyes, mindy.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, there's a seaboard! That door, close it, close it!
Oh
Hey
Just kill the other one and it and we're gonna kill the other one and it's home
I want him! I want him! I want him! I want him!
He's got me! Got me! Got me!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
There's more! There's more! There's only one more!
There's only one more! Only one more!
I think it's down below! I think it's down below!
I don't know!
The captain's compartment is still completely fine.
There's two doors in front of it. We got completely fine.
Preparing to escape?
Oh, you sure there's even one more?
Did we kill him off?
Yes, yes, yes.
That was three.
I only saw two.
I think we should talk.
Let me do the little bit.
Oh, yeah.
I went to your boyfriend.
No.
Your boyfriend, dad.
What the hell is that?
That's got a gold rocket launcher.
What?
That's what you should not do.
That makes sense.
Guys, guys, we have very minimal time to do what we need to do.
Should we just call the extract?
No, no, no.
I need to see for it. I have it. I put all this before in
I did
They're slower the circle comes in slower than I got it. Okay. I'm ready. I'm gonna see for the support
There's still one more just be careful. There's still one more for sure. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think he's locked
I think he's locked in one of our rooms. I'm not looking for them
Yeah, fuck him. He can extract with us. You sit him in outer space with no space you
To the experiment
Guys they have so many high explosive rockets and RPGs and shit over here. Yeah, we need those we don't I got the rocket launcher
Yo, they have a reflector man
Oh, I'm reflected.
I think they have a blue turret.
They have a blue turret right now.
Oh, that's...
Wait, but how did they spawn?
They spawned here.
Oh my God, there are six flankers.
There are six flankers.
Thanks for these armor.
Can you run over to the other ship and get a reflector for us?
Grab the experimental.
You see a 40, you see a 40, you see a 40.
I need to get our...
There's no experimental.
or is there an engine still on?
Yeah, okay. I need to move this forward a little bit.
What?
15-spirited!
I forgot. I'm gonna get the black box and two shields over there.
Wait.
Guys! Guys!
I didn't even move the experimental.
Oh, wait, no, they didn't. Someone broke in the other door. I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot. Someone already has it. They took it.
Yo, they might be on this.
Might be over here.
I did get a 70-millimeter shotgun cannon, which could be really good.
Yeah, I know our engines exposed this way,
but we've gotta be the last one, so I'm just bringing us right up.
Yeah, I'm dropping onto the ladder. Okay, I'm gonna drop everything under the water. What can you take the ficus or what can you take the ficus for?
No, no, no, it's like armor and
To get the bike
Close you lose the tip. I'm gonna look down here. Give it you kill the robot. Yeah
There's a fight
By the way, I 100% saw three, so...
That's not a vikings! That's not a vikings!
There's nothing down here for us. There's nothing down here.
None of these are vikings. It's fake. It's FODES. FODEY FICUSES. FODEY FICUSES!
40 coin vikings? Money and shit are the core, right?
I don't think one's for money at all.
I
On the shell I'm gonna go there is a fight this I missed it back like war that
What are the like is there anything I think you treated for something you're going?
Yeah
Purple armor and stuff
All there is a fight is I see that I see it
How did no one else see this? Oh my god? Oh my god?
I see this stupid fucking zombies. I want me to get the fungus
Ranty ficus I'm coming
Are you connected I got the fungus I got the fungus
You're too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too
Oh my god.
I'll leave with the vikers with me.
We have like three or four minutes.
Ah.
We have these on shelves.
I should have ordered these.
Got it.
My box.
Did you get the black box from that ship?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I did not.
Yeah
Okay, okay zombies are dead we got the cannons we got the is there anything else down here
Putting I got to we have to do this
When two fights these things on itself each of these are self-pies. I can't get through this fucking
He go go go...
Got the other ficus?
There is the other ficus liar!
LIE!
Totally calm cool and collected...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Ohh he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he!
Oh yeah!
OH YEAH!
OH YEAH!
Ah OH YEAH!
I got OH YEAH!
Oh yeah!
Oh yea!
Oh, we don't get points for these crystals.
I don't think they're shield either, by the way.
I literally think they just disabled it.
What?
What's going on?
I'm going to hit right now.
I'm being hit, yeah.
I don't know how, but coming back.
We have about two minutes and we should pop the, uh,
Yeah, let's pop it. Let's pop it. Let's pop it.
You ready? Are we going to go? Are we going to go?
Uh, yeah. I mean, there's some more loot down there, but it's just like guns and stuff.
It's just nothing's going to give us points. We should just go.
Oh, shoot. I'm caught. I'm caught.
No, there's, we didn't get any experimental there.
No, no, somebody already came in. So the other door's open.
Yeah. I think, I think that team did it.
I think that team extracted their ship and then had an extra ship.
Oh, that bastard, he bastard.
That guy's a really good idea.
We should do that.
Oh yeah.
It's a genius idea though.
Genius, genius.
I can tell that they're lying about the ficus
because the same people that are telling me
there's another ficus,
they're also telling me to put the ficus on the shelf.
So he's like, sir, I already know you're an idiot.
There is no other ficus, there's only one.
Fortunately.
Hmm.
Okay, make sure to put our,
I'm putting, do we have any other?
Uh, like, boosts laying around. I put the one we had on the shelf.
I think we're good. Let's get the hell out of here. Oh, we already are.
How are you, Corey? How are you, Corey? We're good.
Great work! Good work, team! Good work!
Is there anything else we need to have in our hands?
Uh, I think just the Fikish.
Because they changed the rules, and now anybody can, uh...
You mean what?
Okay.
Well, originally like the captain had to have something in their hands or something or other
I'm looking around. Oh engine room items. That's right. Oh
Engine room. Oh
Coaches got it. Are we got to get off this ship right now? Clokesy?
I'm Jalaxon
I'll be chilling, I'll be chilling.
Alright!
Damn dude, that was a hell of a first round.
Uh, uh, peanut mist, one more Ficus.
No!
You're getting one God gimmick, you're getting one God!
One more Ficus, I can't believe you can have a new mist!
You're getting one God!
A Ficus?
Insane.
Alright, well, the chat was almost done.
They almost realized that we didn't believe them.
And now you've just re-engaged them.
Now it's just Ficus, Ficus, Ficus.
Thanks a lot.
We were almost through the storm.
We were almost through the storm.
I found the Ficus.
I found the Ficus.
Oh, so that's great.
That's so great.
Oh, do you get the Ficus now?
You get the Ficus?
Yeah.
I got the Ficus.
Yeah, oh, that's so great.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you did.
Guys, where is the ropes?
I have not seen the ropes.
It's a pop, buddy.
Yeah, on the boat, on the boat.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
What am I getting? Oh, is it the AI shooting? That's not how I do it.
The AI. Robots. Artificial intelligence.
But how many seconds do I have?
Just go! Do you have any time?
I'm up!
Excellent rain out there, gentlemen. Excellent rain.
Guys, I want to let me check the leaderboard because I think we might be in first.
First we buy I mean that was a banger. That was a banger. You're talking about I was a certified banger
That was a snow just certified banger. Hey, how many black boxes we get? Yeah, what three black three black boxes one time?
That's 25 point of Rooties
Let me double check. Let me see if we if we be in first place. No captain did ask probably gonna
My mama probably not because we started 30 minutes late. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna have 30 big guys in
your ass. You keep talking like that. All right. She might keep talking like that. Oh shit. Oh shit.
I didn't get it yet. Oh shit. It looks like oh we are in first place. Oh my god. Wait, are we actually
Well, it's not updated, but the person in first place, the Desert Demons, only have 20 points.
Oh shit, ready up then.
We're actually in first place!
Oh my god!
Who were killing it?
Give it, give it, ready up, ready up, give it, ready up.
Ooooooh!
Oh, oh.
Alright.
You got built like a ficus.
Oh, look.
You got him.
You're so fucking annoying sometimes, like a kid, they think they are right, what kind of shit are you talking?
Taking legit math.
Did that guy just get one guy sure there once don't second bike is
One guy you idiot
Let's get there let's get there I
Still can't believe some guy just got one guy and then just started this is fucking snapped
I mean, did you hear that dad for you that guys red?
Sir there was no other ficus you fool you fool
Unless that was the best one guy I've ever seen
And I'm getting one guy he was ever second
He was that what if he fake got mad to make me think that no one would be stupid enough to get that mad because there was no second ficus
in turn double reverse psychology making me believe there is a psychic.
Holy shit. Holy shit. That actually could be massive. That actually could be massive.
Oh my god. Look at Perfey. Look at Perfey. That meme is massive.
Oh
paper failure
That means
82 writes levy bringing out grenades
We have to really use the grenades before I'm going to want out
I got it promise me bringing out C4
We have to make sure we keep it in a box not our bodies because if they kill us and then they take our C4 like if
We kill their ship and then they kill us and then take our C4. We just give them C4
We got to make sure to keep the C4 in a in a box not on our bodies
Until we're ready to use it because if we kill their ship and then go out on the sands and they kill us
Yeah, maybe six C4 off our bodies for season make this oh yeah ending them a second change if this is a my fish
Oh, absolutely
And my hole okay it's a ship and edited can I build my it's good. Yeah, you good. You're good. You good
We guys we oh my god
We we we we we can now try doing time box for experimental
We do it. Oh, no, that's true. Wait. I don't think we I don't think that's what they said
That's what they said in the rule and the discord
40 mil beyond experimental literally never lose. I
Didn't get it. I don't know
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I got it. I got it. I guys I can also buy a blue one with my ficus plan
So I do that too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, you do it
You can do it. You already get it. Don't tell me you did it
Why just they message us saying to clarify your points will count for alarm boxes and black boxes
Those need to be in your inventory. You could choose to sell them to get better loot sacrificing your score
We just lost 10 points. Oh my god, I see it again! I'm gonna get up and we're in second place. What?
What kind of stupid rule is that? What?
Okay, yeah, honestly, I just get us and we have to get in there. Just get us in there. Oh my god. You've got me fucking my ass
You've got me fucking my ass. Are you so dead serious? Yes. Did you wait? What did you sell? Did you sell the time box?
I sold the time box. Oh
oh you what what that's stupid it's gonna say we have to get it we have to get it okay okay okay
okay i also i also but i blew 80 with the fight this plan so we're gonna that we're fine we're
fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we'll make it up easy we'll make it up
real easy i cannot believe it that's a little bit though that's actually crazy that's that's actually
crazy that's i brought i brought an eighty three rounds the friendly i okay that's crazy that's
that's crazy you guys got the cannons you guys got the cannons um oh yeah i got the cannons
i'm bringing a blue no no no i'm bringing a blue 80 i'm bringing a blue 80 an experiment of 40 all
you guys need to bring is a green 80 i mean sorry green 40 green 40 all right i'll bring a green 40
so i don't need to bring anything then uh okay no you can bring some uh 40 millimeter ammo because
we go through a lot because of that experimental okay i'm bringing all right i'm bringing a protected
don't do thinking good thinking I can't believe that's happening I cannot
believe I just sacrifice the reflectors yeah I brought polter I brought the dome
and the reflector so the dome first and then okay good good good I have a bio
emitter those are kind of not a big deal but you know by the way you don't have
that you don't have to bring in beans anymore and like the things you can choose
them at one year when you're putting in your turrets you can put them there you
don't need to have them on you anymore once again close you with the same with
the basic info let's fucking go like if we lose by 10 points you owe me a hand job
listen buddy I will give you a hand job for free anyways $10,000 dude I listen I'm as
pissed as you are that is that is ridiculous I that is that's that's ridiculous that's
ridiculous. Oh my god. That's that is ridiculous. Oh my god.
See that anywhere.
Every word.
at least you have an experimental 40 now.
So we like said not lose.
Yeah, yeah, we didn't get nothing for it.
We didn't get nothing for it.
Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Honestly guys, should we just go?
Now we have like our shields, our experimental 40s,
we just started just blasting.
No, because you get 30 minutes.
Yeah, we've been doing that anyway, right?
I think we go get a time key, a time box,
and let people put those.
I think the time box, dude, the time boxes are, yeah.
I think we take every fight we see,
But I don't think we passed up POIs.
Yeah.
I think we go from POI to POI.
As we see, why can't?
I also think we always keep someone on the ship.
Now that we have an extra member.
Yeah, good thing you watch.
I can be a ship guy.
Not a problem.
We're going to St. Clements's.
Clam, Clam, Clamencey.
What side do you like here, you wish for?
We should coax you left or right side, boy?
I didn't even know.
I need you on that experiment from 24 seven. I'm gonna be on the blue. You don't want it
You don't want to be on that one. Well, no, cuz I'm gonna shooting them off turrets. Remember
Okay, I'm good. That's like kind of my thing
You just hammer right through the right through their entire ship all the way to the reactor and all just shoot them off the off the turrets
Did we bring the rocket launcher?
We shouldn't have that next time if we didn't.
Yeah, we probably have one rocket.
I mean, I'm getting questions that they can see the leaderboard.
Are we allowed to expose that publicly yet?
Or are they saying so no?
They said no.
I need to figure out a, I'm just going to bring, like put a big black bar on the top
of my screen.
Yeah.
They're worried about like DDoS attacks guys.
We're not allowed to show you for some reason.
I can tell you that, well, it pains me to see this
because we would be at first,
that actually makes me so angry.
The Desert Demons are first with 20 points,
Yupa Troopas us are 15 points in second,
and we just got moved to third as I was talking.
The Rod Boys are first with 20 points,
and Desert Demons are second with 20 points,
and the Goopas Troopas are third with 15 points.
And me?
I'm gonna poop my pants in protest.
I'm drinking, I'm drinking, I'm drinking, I'm drinking.
I'm so busy that this happened.
I cannot believe that.
I cannot believe that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm so busy.
Oh my god.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What's up?
What happened?
Well, I sold our time box that we got 10, which means tracking it without experimental
care.
You see on the right side of the chip, I sold it, but because they added that specifically
for this tournament, that's not an actual trade the game.
One lock on for an experiment, specifically for the tournament.
So I was like, oh, that's a reward for getting out of the lock box, so I sold it.
It subtracts the 10 points
Thank you from your score
Like one of our turrets get destroyed or something like that
We don't want to pop it in the first fight. We should win
You guys call when I should pop it. I'm focused on driving so you guys know when we're it's the one directly under your
It's the one directly under your feet
Um, who's he do's he here? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's a prize
We gotta make this cannon work that these guys are black
Yeah
Yeah, we got by time box 100% your time box here in Chief Debbie City or no
I don't get as much
Yeah, we got a AI still here. Oh
Do we bring repair case in or no? I don't remember
Okay, maybe I can I can loot the AI
Repay kids
He shoots their beams in actuals!
Okay, 100% need fire, nice.
Oh, we'll grab him on the way out, we'll grab him on the way out.
Let's keep him around.
Wait, I'm going to go right next to him so I can still keep an eye out.
Oh, grab him.
I don't see any time boxes.
Oh, really?
Time boxes, too.
Oh, take that.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Oh, that's very nice.
Oh
We win every fight now. We just have to
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm fucking idiot. It's all this. I want to talk to my insurance if you're hammered that into he should literally never lose
We need we need to make this one like another
Okay, we got a ship we got a ship close close south direct south they just stop
I see we go for I see go for
I don't see any time boxes here boys. Back to ship the bed ship and ship. Yep fast
I'm gonna wear a red hat wait wait wait wait is it time box?
Listen for the clicking listen for the comms. Come to me listen
The time box by the shovel by the docks wait where our ship is
They're coming, but you got like two minutes before they get it.
Grab it, grab it, grab it.
Shit.
It's right.
Got it! I got what I got what I got what I got!
Ten points, ten points!
Let's go!
They're coming, they're coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, it's good.
keep them on the bad angle yes yeah he's down there yeah you're right right
all designed all designed they could not look at us please
that's perfect here they come yep
they're they're here they're here
Turn right, turn right, turn right!
Right, right, right, right, right!
Keep us away from them!
We're just on the side!
I think they're on us!
They're trying to board us!
Hit the reactor, hit the reactor!
Hit the reactor, we've got an SMB at the 40!
I'm gonna let them run away with their black box either.
Nope.
They could run into the P.O.I.
Actually should I just move closer to them so they can't land on the P.O.I.?
No, our thing is 100% blown up.
Our doors, so they keep to be up.
No, no, no, our doors, everything's just open.
I'm gonna walk over to them.
Go, go, go, because I don't want them to take their black box and then disappear into
that P.O.I.
Yeah.
Oh, they're looking they're up there. Yeah, they're up there
I'll be honest. I'm just gonna walk over see if I can get the black box. I get black box. We can see you
I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep it in each of the mags
Yeah, he's up by those frames on the right
Yeah, we probably should actually listen I'm gonna go with a green box and swagger
I got the black box, you can see it.
Oh yeah, bring it on back, boss.
Grab it, we go, grab it, we go.
Get off these guys.
Look out of here.
Yeah, they're in fucking shampoo.
We literally just grabbed the box.
All right, wait, they have 1.40.
Should I get the ammo?
Yeah, we probably should, actually.
I'm just going to go with the green box and swipe them all run.
OK, do you guys have a pocket there?
Shoot at me, I'm keeping them busy.
We're picking for what?
It's not really worth it.
No, they could just walk that.
They can just take the ladder.
I killed one.
It's goosey.
Ha ha ha.
We 100% need to repair it.
Wait a second.
You come back with me.
Let's remember to pick it off of him.
And I'm going to grab all the ammo.
Go, go, go!
OK, there's no repair kit on the AI.
They can just climb up our ladder and just have access
to our wheel and everything.
That's much, much, much.
I should repair that next round.
We're selling more.
It's dirty.
Yes, yes, yes.
All right, they're going to the lab.
I don't know what they're doing.
Got all the ammo? Got all the ammo?
Just look around us.
Fuck the people up there.
Hey, grab the shotting. Grab the shotting.
I got one. I killed one. There's only one left.
It was good.
Did you tear it?
It was good.
I'm just trying to keep him busy.
I don't want him to push you guys.
I'll put it behind you. I'll put it behind you.
I'll get the shotgun.
Oh, lots of 80. We needed this.
We needed this.
Lots of 80.
Yeah, lots of 80 up too.
Up top. Up top. Up top.
There's another turret with a full 80.
Ooh, lots of 42.
Lots of 40.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Oh, 6C4 as well. 6C4 as well.
got this right here too what what in that in that uh oh yeah we got that oh
you got it oh it's going to go back go back we need to fight AI we're doing
pretty good yeah yeah yeah I didn't do that okay yeah we we that's easy easy we
just need to go you need to hit a poli thing bang boom easy peasy limits we
have 15 points again so yeah yeah we have people you see a knock knock that's it
We got back to 10 then we got
I'm in Phillip all our turns coach. Do you ever pick it or not? No, we don't
Are we ready? Yeah
Yeah
Hit me with the boost when you can hit me with the boost
Because we need fuel anyway
We got the team
I
Should keep me by someone watch
All right, John. It's just a pain. It's so painful. It's so painful. It's so painful to think about. Oh my god. It's so painful
All right, okay
Do this 40 it might be it honestly
My view smart choice do this early on get the 40 early that should we do we do have a 40
Which is literally the best of the game by far as I can close you just I mean close you felt the power that right?
We were just we were ripping how I do I'm thinking listen
Are you just aim right at the engine all take them off the guns you just rip right that engine?
You'll get there in a second with that guy
It's about
Don't even realize the tablet
There was a reaction. Yeah, we have to all be sure about because you go right where ever the smoke is a
An inch below it and go right through the whole chair
I
We just okay after this
We have this the only way that they can get us is if they see for we will destroy every show
Yeah, all listen. I have four hundred actually I believe all change this to a room and this two rooms
We get a double door double door airlock
Let me take a little peek.
Maybe go to Halvin.
You guys see what he's thinking about Halvin.
Oh, Mr. Fodden.
What a good man.
Mr. Maddie, people, what's with this man?
Good man.
What?
We got three back.
Black boxes. That's like 15.
It's really clear in front of us.
You guys, I...
He's coming up. He's coming up here. Mid match, mid game.
I will say I'm looking at the leaderboard right now.
First place has 25 points.
Second place has 20 points.
And third place has 20 points.
If we leave right now, even with not getting any more,
we will be in first place with 30 points.
Yes.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Also, I think I found a way to show the leaderboard
to the boys.
All you do is hide the screen, drag it over,
hit F11 to be full screen.
That's to hide the URL,
and then you, so you see here
there
eh
I gotta be deed
oh
oh my god my mods fucking pinned the link to the
are you trolling?
How did they even get that guys that's supposed to be a secret
I
Jayson we might as well leave it up. I guess that's I mean what you know look at me do
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't see anything.
I didn't even get that!
I didn't even get that one!
Makes it easy for me now I don't need to worry about it.
Yeah, well, yeah, I guess we don't have to worry about it.
Yeah, fuck it, Pinit. Whatever, Pinit.
Go ahead. I guess it's too late anyways.
Everybody's doing good.
Keep looking good.
Oh, sure.
If you get to do a box, put the points inside the discord,
so we can just read it like we were now.
I just checked the player list, a hush is in here.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, let's kill him again!
Okay, I'm gonna hop out and check this, maybe it's just two people around.
Yeah, I am.
I'm just gonna go back up, and it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Alright.
Oh, this is a big one, there's somebody else here.
This is like a big one.
Ohhhh.
No, I don't worry, it's still alright.
It wasn't gonna get leaked anyways.
It was just a matter of time.
There was gonna get leaked anyway.
Honestly, now it's kinda cool because I can just show you the leaderboard.
Oh, yeah.
First place, one, two, three.
That's what I did.
Should we put the...
Oh, we drive up as well?
Should I put the shield on our reactor?
Is it the circle one?
Yeah, it's a circle one.
Oh, then no, no, we can just leave that up front.
Okay, we have the circle one under us and then we have the...
It put him put him right next to the driver's seat because gimmicks can be the one that activates those
Me my bucket is we're gonna look for look for time boxes
What box is spot a well for the good
Oh
Yeah
It's a red look for red gun boxes our brother left we wear purple sniper
Bear oh
Oh guys guys green army green army. I can't be there because they're having a number look at me look at me on the map
Are you take that I would go yeah, no, no, don't worry about it. I'm looking for a time box. That's my main priority
That friend can blow the door. Yeah, but I feel like you guys just come drop me without her the time box right here
All right, you go man and cuz I'm staying on the ship
But I can depot I can depot
Yep, I'm not I'm literally staying on
That lighthouse I think those have
I am shooting zombies. I'm gonna be out of ammo
Hey, I can try to help from here
They dropped eight now, I'm looking for nine no for the rifle. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah nine by 42
I've got it. Oh, thanks. I've got it.
Anyone here hurt a kicking box yet?
What is that? What is that?
Oh shit, oh my god!
Turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around!
Up the ceiling, up the ceiling, up the ceiling, up the ceiling!
Up the ceiling, up the ceiling!
oh my god you're so serious
that's not a dog shit at all
he's lost the fucking 40 experimental
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get oh my god oh my god we just blew it guys we got the
time box but we can't be that cuz fuck the time box we just get the
experimental we play so no fuck and we think they're super quick yes we have
a chance we have easy for me I don't have a seat for me I have three I don't
have it oh my god oh my god yes oh my god they had a smokeless engine dude they
had a smokeless engine oh I could not believe that just happened I can not
No, we were right there. Oh my god. I think they just got lucky. I think they just got lucky
They just rolled up on that angle with a smokeless engine. Oh
I'm going in you're the C4 do you see for it? Yeah, I come on now. Where's your where's your C4?
That's me there's one on me there's one on me
Okay, well you go just side of top I'm gonna look for I'm looking for some C4
Give me some of this on someone bored
Hey, what's on our ship? What's our ship?
Going up?
Yo, they just ran some pop
Got the C4 got the C4
It's over it's over
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. That's the team that we killed by the way. That's the first team we killed.
These are both team that just rolled up on us with the smoke.
Oh man, dude. The first team that we killed and took her box, they're under their head.
wait should I should I wait this out till they fight?
maybe?
maybe I'll be able to
I was thinking oh my god, I came for shipgoat kill
can you at least get rid of these primitals?
oh yeah, it's it's gone, they ain't gonna get a final
oh yeah, good good, I'll keep going
what kind of stupid shit is fucking minus 10 thousand bucks, that's it
I know. I know. And, and it's not only that, it's that they, they literally didn't say that in the rules.
Did they really not?
I don't know until you get out, and then like, no they didn't. It said, plus 10 and you can use the boxes for, to buy things.
It was like, oh cool. So not only do you get points, but they're actually useful for, uh, first up, like it made sense.
God.
Yeah, I guarantee you did not do that.
I have to double check before I cruise fire for that one.
There's no way they didn't mention that.
That would be crazy not to mention.
Oh, dude, I got the rules.
I don't have a choice to bet.
Oh, my goodness.
We'd still be in first place if I had sold that box.
Are they allied?
No, they probably just killed them.
I put a C4 into the Inca Hutch's thing.
So you killed Hutch, you killed Cam, I killed Niko, they had no guns in their base, I went to C4 then, put two C4s and the other team climbed ladder.
I had their shit, I literally had their shit.
Oh my goodness, oh my god. Jesus Christ.
Oh my god, I don't see what is there. I'm in so much pain. Oh my god.
Oh my god, so you know the shit that we blew up?
I'm suffering, I'm suffering, I'm suffering, oh my god.
That team's freaking out.
I'm suffering, I'm suffering, I'm suffering.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, those two players.
All right, I thought there was a whole nother.
I was gonna try to use the cast.
This is a...
Honestly, I see you just killed yourself.
You gotta get in the next game.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I'm just gonna rush in more right now.
I
See for this oh my god
My god
He's unstoppable! He's up!
Wait, do you have a C4?
Oh, he's locked himself in there.
Come on, Cap'n.
Wait, dude, if they win, if they win...
Do you have a C4?
I know.
There's three more C4s back on our ship.
He's spotted right next to you!
Open the door! Go, go, go, go!
Go out the door!
Go out the door! Go out the door!
Oh.
Should I go? Should I go over to see if...
Maybe...
I
Need to do hold the ads it's click the ads. Oh, oh
My god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh
I am so mad about the bugs fine. It's fine. Just literally just instantly queue up
I
Alright, yeah, yeah
Ready up kill me now, please. I can't wait. Oh, yeah, I got my ship again. All right. Okay. All right. Here we go
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Wow
Wow
Well, oh my god
We're selling the box and then dying like that. I'm I had supper it
It's all part of the great the grand scheme the master plan where we obtained so much glory
Listen, listen, I'm gonna switch up a little bit. I'm gonna switch up a little bit
What if you'd be 180 140 and one blue 70? What you guys think about that? I
Think the same and just get in there. No, I'm gonna bring it
Did we bring it bring it bring it yeah, switch it off when we kill somebody if we if it's not working
Yeah, it's not working out. Yeah, so we yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's not working. Yeah, it's not working. Yeah
Wait, I'm gonna be a blue 70 with three stacks of them
Wait, oh my god guys, I have a 70 millimeter smoke so maybe pieces of shit
absolutely it's okay okay all right oh my god all we are the biggest pieces
shit oh my god we're such cheaters we have to see this we're the worst we're
the worst okay all right okay can is right wait wait are you you guys need
to bring a give it bring a green 80 no no we agree 40 with three sacks of amble
close you bring a green 80 with two sacks of amble okay yeah oh yeah we
Wait, should I go fix the stairwell real quick or do you think it doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter now?
Oh, no, okay.
Alright, have we got all that stuff in this head?
I got a green 40 and with all the ammo I got for it.
How much you got? How much time did we get?
Three and a half stacks.
Perfect, perfect. And then you got the green 80, Miss Koosie?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Oh, yeah, it's not over till the Bat Lady sings, guys.
Let's get in there and let's show who the boss is.
We still got four more hours. We still got four more hours.
That's nothing guys. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you we can step out these lockboxes because of the time box
That's how these that's why
Yeah, we just killed that we just killed them last round
Yeah, we get yeah, dude. I am first of all I haven't seen anybody else grab a time box
Nobody's showing up on the map. We're the only ones grabbing time. Are they stupid? Are they done? That's why that's why
I
and I think it's a cyber accident.
There's peepers over there.
They were fighting the same guys over and over.
Yeah, well hold on let's use it.
This lobby, we got a new strat though.
Oh, we got a lot of guys.
Wait, technically if you think about it,
you hid the experimental, right?
Yes.
They're not getting that without a strong sense.
Technically, no, technically it's really good.
So we're not giving them an advantage.
They're going to give them a couple points, bud.
If they find that experimental, I swear to God.
I went to the furthest part of the POI onto a third floor and hit it in the furthest room
behind a bunch of-
Well, I don't know if we should be listening where you hit it.
I don't know if we should be doing that.
I don't know if we should be just describing exactly how to find it.
And I, dude, I is that thing in the basement of the closest area, right next to our ship,
Very easy.
I have the smoke shell in the shotgun. I'll only use it if we're not winning by a landslide.
We're not winning by a landslide if it's like an evenly matched fight. I'm just gonna cheat
and shoot the smoke shell. We're gonna be huge pieces of shit. Fuck it.
What is this smoke shell then? The smoke shell basically wins you the fight in one punch. It's
It's like a super OP cheating weapon.
You shoot at the ship that they have,
well first you want to break the legs.
Then you shoot the ship with smoke
and they can literally do nothing for five minutes
while you just felt it.
And they shoot the rip?
They can, but they have nobody we want.
They might as well close their eyes and shoot the cannons.
Okay, I'm gonna shoot at the enemy.
I'm putting the stuff in this one.
I'm getting word hot got the experiment
There's no way
I'm just bleeding out
You got one guy, you got one guy
One guy, one guy, one guy
One guy, one guy, one guy
Oh, that missed, that missed.
Alright, I put in work, I put in work, I put in work, hold on, rewind, take it, almost
got him oh apparently it's time it's time it's time you know it's time it's time
it's time oh that's the same you may need some points I feel like they don't
have no if you guys got him the first round you mean whoever whoever gets that
loot what is that that's five black boxes a time box yeah that guys are the
Prepare to first place immediately
We get a lot of what's on guys
If we have three or four massive rounds in the next four hours
So that'd be so we have a massive round every round
Honestly one or two massive rounds
Yeah
Then you're in it you're in it. Let's let's let's grab these are pickets
I'm gonna go look for the lockbox. That's all we really need for this place
I'm gonna have the lock watch game
What if it's in the same spot I think what if it's one in the same who's right there?
No, I don't need to get time on ground the rim fucking
Okay, I think the second to the extract pops in we should just instantly get in it
This is it where we were this is what the same law okay, I am going to learn from our mistakes
got you rascals I'm still looking for the lock box I'll keep my people so keep
you updated you found a time box already yeah yeah yeah it could be two
gonna be two in two and one you I oh no I don't know what's gonna be two time
Box is oh no it's in the bank no no yes no no no no it can't it can be too I'm
getting work I'm getting big signals big signals right now you do any ground
the time boxes on the ship
I know what a blue arm race I know exactly blue arm race is that there's a
100% blue armor spawn in this be eye
It's right up down there
You up here
What no, no, I mean that no that's I think I got that one. Oh, you know
Who down be lovely if you make some before I
Know
Boom boom, red boo boo. No, you be talking a red barrel. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you what?
I don't know there might there might be like fucking purple armor and then we pull everyone. Oh
Oh these zombies. Yeah, actually just put all the loot put all the loot like on the
floor just next to me I'm not I'm not gonna be hiding right next to the wall
anymore after last round I mean let me know when you pick up and then we can do
depot no well smoke list a smoke list I forgot we were on the map because the
time box we had in the bank I know he knows he knows about that one he knows
about that one close you make sure you got that big in for the bank okay yeah
I'm so I'm still looking around for another one but I think there is I think
It might be the only one here
Let's get out, let's get out
Skedadum skedosh
Skedadum skedoodle
I mean to be honest, we're finding a timed box
It's pretty, I don't know if anybody else
is doing this
If we hit like 3 POIs
and get a timed box, I mean
We seem to be
finding them pretty regular
YEAH! Let's just go to
another timebox, let's get out of here, let's go to the next P.O.I.
Come on, come on, come on
I have to find the box that I just put down a box.
It's like 74.
I gotta put the legs on fire.
So stop your dancing, stop your dancing.
Stop getting groovy.
But I wanna, I have to dance.
I have to dance.
All of me, let me get, I don't dance.
I mean, do you want to see?
I'll die.
I missed the tie box, I answered the big,
I know he's got it, he's got it.
He's got, he's got,
close to get that tie box.
If I don't dance, I'll die in a fire.
If I don't dance, I'll die in a fire.
I'll have to cast a fire while I'm sleeping if I don't dance.
I made a deal with the devil years ago,
and he'll stew the curse on me.
If I don't dance every day, I'll die in a fire.
Do you follow me?
You'll dance to the fire, you'll dance to the fire.
If he dies, if he doesn't die.
You made a deal with the devil, he made a deal with the devil,
and you die in a fire if he doesn't dance.
If you step on a crack, you'll break your mama's back,
flick the lightswitch on three times
or your whole family will die.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
If you don't flick the lightswitch off
and on three times and your whole family dies,
a fiery horrible death.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
The devil may go into different ways than mine,
but it's still a real thing.
It's the same premise, same premise.
If you gotta dance or you die,
Are you gonna dance or you die I gotta dance and you gotta fit the lights
rich I want you to stress what you are you with the big box are you shut the
dude I shut up I don't even have the beacon box what why no I because I
said I'm carrying this box back with my god oh my god she is the rowing of the
He's throwing, he's throwing!
Yeah, come back down to beat his box.
Follow me, Gag.
I hate you.
Oh, I just found a seat for the ground.
Wait, I can't pick it up.
Got it!
Follow me, Gag.
That's his skin.
Follow me, Gag!
That's just schizophrenic listening to this.
That'd be the best.
You would snap in half.
And then, well, we can't be held legally liable, of course.
It's for community purposes.
I mean, the song sounds crazy.
Unless...
It's true.
That's true.
Yeah, it's only crazy if we didn't make a deal with the devil that makes us have to dance and flip the light switch on well
That was you that was you did that. Oh, I just got a orbital strike. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my oh
Googly-googly
But where was the time box for you mission because that's what it means. There's the same exact time. You can see the time
I want in the bank. Yeah, but where was it in the bank?
You can see it on the map by the way. Yeah, but where was it in the bank?
Is it close behind behind the counter? Okay? Oh, that's what I've got. That's what I've got. Yeah, I'm being with a passion
Okay, okay
Let's go. Let's go another POI. We're gonna
Get another time box
And then we'll have them open the game and then we'll get armor there. We'll get armor there
My time box is on the ship and secure on to Swalombard.
Swalombard.
Somebody else also actually says.
Wait, gimmick, gimmick, where's gimmick?
Psst!
Psst!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Psst!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
you keep me to your sex doesn't it
there's 15 in there right here that's a little 15 amo you fucking my ass are you
tickling my bottle there's more somewhere there's more so you take me my
bottle I got it you drive all over some I look for some there's definitely a box
with more in it I think you tickling my butt oh my god there's another smoke
shall no way! We're cheaters! We're cheaters! We're cheaters! We're cheaters! Let's go!
I believe that 15 in there. There was only 15. You can take me.
Oh my god, the first place has 60 points now.
That's a hell of a round.
That's a hell of a round.
That's a hell of a round.
That could be the guy who was talking about.
That's fine, we have 15 points.
We only need 45 points to match that.
That's two ticking boxes and four bloodbugs.
That's nothing.
That's nothing. That's nothing. That's nothing.
You can do that lickity-split. You can lick my split. You can do that right now.
You can lick our split.
Listen, we haven't lost a fight that we've actually got to fight back on.
Yeah!
You're telling me to get it? Tell him!
You're from the business.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah!
I mean how many guys are going to use spin it around with the smokeless engine?
HMMM
Hockets with an old-fashioned medallion
Yeah, but shit, it was 99 cents. I'd be popping it and locking it, dropping it and popping it.
I got your grandma's undies. I hopped them and I get high.
What?
But shit, it was 99 cents. I'd be popping it, locking it, dropping it, popping it and locking it.
I got your grandma's panties and I hopped them to get high, but shit, it was 99 cents.
It was 99 cents. Why are you buying that?
You can't be popping it and dropping it and locking it.
But shit, it was 99 cents.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you grandpa's adult diapers.
I'd be licking the poo like I'd be licking the back of a frog.
But shit, it was 99 cents.
I'd be popping it and locking it and dropping it and locking it.
Why are you doing that? Stop that. It's bad for you.
You're going to get the diarrhea mug that everybody has.
No, that's what I'm talking about.
it's healthier to lick old persons used adult diaper than it is to eat a
Taco Bell allegedly I don't give a shit about diarrhea from Taco Bell
You see my first guy on planet earth?
She about no diarrhea dude.
I go there wanting diarrhea. That's why I go there.
There is a lot of people missing.
Nice, there's a person directly to our left. Directly to our left. You see that?
Yeah, I see it.
Let's just hop up, grab the lockbox and think.
I see him, yep, yep.
You want to give me park right here? Me and him are gonna go grab the lockbox, okay?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Let's get the walkie-talkie, help me, help me, help me.
Oh, just tell me when you get it, because I don't want to get rolled up.
Like, if I stay here, with the engine exposed to the back,
where there's just an open field, I'll see them coming from a mile away.
I'll just take a rip around the corner.
I'll just put my glasses on.
Which they can do if I'm...
I'm gonna sleep.
Yeah, why?
I'm gonna sleep for walkie-talkies.
I'm gonna sleep.
Oh, there's a there's a clanker detector over here, so we go past this PY working in clankers
I need some more ammo. I think there's an orbital strike at the top of this place up here
I'm breezing these oh the silence I reason the great silence box up here one of the two
There's a lot. I'm gonna go get this.
I think so.
And more C4.
Oh, I got a blue armor!
Score!
Do you check the bank?
I'm in the bank. I'm in the bank. That's where I got the blue armor.
Oh, do you hear lockbox?
Great. I'm in the bank. You're not here. I got the great silence.
Oh, you got the great silence?
Nice!
He's in the bank.
Wait, wait, I've never used that. Do you actually have to hit their engine?
or can you just hit anyone on the ship?
Not a dang thing.
He just gives me the description.
The description.
The description says you have to hit the fucking...
Like it says you have to hit the...
Is it hits again?
I shot it once and I missed, so...
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
I don't think me and my boys are hearing any...
any boxes.
I don't know if there's one in this V Live voice.
feel I voice like I don't know I didn't look this side yet you see it oh I have a
green shield here you can make yay hmm we're all safe out here I got eyes on
these guys over here I don't know what they're doing oh no there's two shit oh
my god there's two of them true above but that's good what the fight one of them
just turn there oh one of them is dead yeah there's only one way fighting you
see them fighting no no it must not be loading from this distance cuz I just
looking at each other
another team directly I see them I see that those guys are court strudel those
guys are cooking towards this way let's go fuck up yeah directly west wait hold
on now we're that's gonna put us in between both teams oh that's not teams
judge we could do I got another blue armor wait that's the same fuck all right
I'm gonna drop the ice we go back to the ship I'll leave this any lefty of
Yeah, I'm going back to ship as we speak.
Oh, yeah.
Guys, I see we just used, we have two smoke bombs.
I see we just used a smoke bomb right off the rim.
Oh, the next guy we see.
So, coachy, coachy gimmick, we have to aim for their legs
and break all four of their legs before we shoot it.
Let's be able to move out of it, okay?
You break their legs, I shoot the smoke bomb,
bottom beam, bottom boom, we win automatically.
You literally can't lose.
Okay, these guys are going to strudel. They're not they're not coming for us. Let's go fuck up
Wait, but wait, so so okay, so we got these guys right in front of us
They just they just stopped they're looting that P1 guys do not shoot the shotgun turn
It has a smoke when loaded in there not as big of the second job
Wait, should we go kill the guy? Should we go attack the guys that just got into a fight?
That's two black boxes. Let's go fuck their ass. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. All right
Because these other guys are at a POI. They're not gonna fight them. But by the way, we got to use the boost our engines are yellow
You can somebody use the boost I'm already boost
Hate the fruit with my man that's it's a lot. He's got me to my buddy. I love you. I love your wife. I
Love you, and I love you
Oh shit, AI.
The voodoo rangers aren't gonna be playing this.
Ah, it's my moth.
Yeah, good thinking, good thinking.
And so does Mr. Tock.
We love your wife, too.
We love your wife, too.
And so does George and Mr.
and Mr.
and Mr. Zafria.
We all love you, wife.
We love your wife.
Oh, you're taking this again?
You're taking this again?
that boosty-doosy thank you I don't have a boost I don't have a boosty-doosy
I'm hitting the boosty-doosy
oh that's those other guys that's true
oh okay we kill this guy we get two black boxes and then we kill those guys
I get to the radio box and then we're in jail.
Oh, do you get all that?
If all this goes to the police plan,
we'll be 100% in the first place after the train.
Hot of this.
I thought we'd send it down.
Oh my god.
This could be huge.
My life before speed, I miss my life.
I see what I see.
John, you don't need her, sir. You don't need her. Pick your crowd up, kick. Pick your crowd up, shake. Pick that crowd up.
John, speed, sir. God speed.
Shield, do we have a shield? Oh, the guy's shield.
You got the blue armor, right, gimmick?
No, no, no. Where is it?
Wait, it's in one of these boxes. I put it...
Oh, I see it. I see it. I see it. Got it.
All right, guys. They're still there.
We're going to pop a blue 30, you guys are fucking it.
Yeah, P, I'm going to put this box in the captain's quarters, so at least you have a green armor and whatever.
Thanks, boss.
Remember we have an orbital.
Remember we have an orbital.
That's true, that's true.
Listen, listen, we, oh guys, oh my god.
They just on AI.
Guys, guys, I just thought it was a perfect plan.
Break their legs, hit them with the smoke, over them.
They won't even know it's coming.
They won't move.
I think we save it because the final zone is the dreadnought every so time I think we save the orbitals
So if there is like listen, we make it to the end and there's a dreadnought
And it seems there we just show up in the simple. Oh, yeah, that's fine. We're still using a smoke here, too
We're still using we should break the legs break the legs. We smoke them and then hammer up
We should be on the smoke I've never felt on that. Yeah, I'll listen to all be on the smoke
But I'm gonna be on the 80 first breaking the legs with you then as soon as all four legs are broken. I'll hit the smoke
Oh
There's no way they don't see it
There's no they would have to be literal morons on the CS
Hey, we see a little bit left baby steeper on left. Oh, no
We're gonna get hung up on this as soon as they move forward. We'll do side of them
We're looking at we're looking at their front should we go on you saw that great sounds by the way
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say do I want to see for the race?
No, no, no, no, no, no, we handle this on the ship. I'll just let you know if we see some things Alex
They don't see us you say
They're just sitting there like a bunch of wild turkey
We have to
Three two one
I can get away. Oh my god. So much. Right to right to right to right.
Oh, they're opening their shells.
They're opening their shells.
Shoot the engine to the engine.
Not allowed.
They're back to the story.
Chase it.
Chase it.
Smoke slide. Smoke slide.
I'm going to waste that double damage on him, I'm going to waste that double damage on him.
Destroy destroy destroy
Destroy the church
Destroy the lake destroy the lake
We'll go right through the attic.
Everybody on the right.
I'm waiting for it. I'm waiting for it.
Show the turret. Show the turret.
Showing another turret. Showing another turret.
Looking at the lake. Looking at the lake.
I'm hammered up. I have hammered up.
I
God, get him!
Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'm under shit! I'm under shit!
Hold on, all right.
Hey, Zez, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I have to bear intensive...
What's up, Zub? What's up, Zub?
He got me, got me, get him!
I'm... I'm in, I'm in, Zub.
There's one on our deck.
I can't do anything. I can't do anything.
Oh my God, he's coming up on me.
I can't do anything.
I... I...
Gah!
Get him, get him!
We have to get him, we have to get him!
You...
I gotta get him, gotta get him!
I have two on spawn tent right now.
One spawn tent.
I'm going to kill the guy.
He's going to kill him.
He's going to kill him.
He's going to be one of that.
I have two over here.
I have my stuff back.
I have my stuff back.
No, he got me again.
Damn it.
I put a gun in his shield.
I'm your captain's quarters.
I'll grab it.
I'll grab it.
We have to get rid of that guy.
We have to get rid of that guy.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I killed the guy.
I
Just broken guys
Fuck
Oh
Blow it up and blow it up and no, I don't think you wait what that is not where it's for you
Oh my god. Oh my oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
How did we lose that?
They see for it is that guy I shot a point blank with shotgun not a single pellet. Oh my god. Oh
My good fucking pellet registered point blank with a shotgun. Oh
Oh
Guys, we can't be crashing into them that we have to our ships must never touch not even one time
We probably
Shocking turn I guess that's for the smoke show right? Well, you can still get like 20 feet away from me
Just just if they if they can hop on our ship. We're probably already dead
Oh, oh my god. I cannot believe it happened. Oh my god. Oh
Oh, that one hurts that one hurts that one hurts boys that one hurts a lot oh
My goodness
Lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy oh
my goodness oh
Fuck my ass notice it fuck my ass three thousand times
Let's do it again. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. Fuck my ass. Fuck my ass.
Fuck my ass. She doesn't know. How many times?
Three thousand, please. Three thousand, please.
We can do that. Please, please. Three thousand.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Beans? Beans? Beans are magical food. The more you eat, the more you chew.
the way you do means that's that's it I still have turrets though I'm bringing
a 40 but I have no ammo for it I'm looking at how to shed 100 weight real
quick it's gotta be a way to buy stuff hold on here let's go to storage we got
we can buy everything we can buy that too I don't know oh cherry soda cherries
yeah yeah yeah we can buy green art dude we can buy green armor 150 silver
Oh
Wait, oh, yeah, our ship is better than ever we would never lose again ever
Wait peanut wait wait, there was a lot out it I put a load out in both of our
In both beds. Yes, so I forgot to use that. Yeah, I was screaming it
Oh, yeah, but what would you scream down the seminar even destroyed the vows?
Yeah, I got my kit back nice shot. I'm but the scheme just has a couple
Features when it comes to close quarters combat on a moving trampler
Oh, you need very unique features very unique features. Yeah, by the way, I think it kicked us
I'm gonna send you guys a new invite code. I
Die inside. I'm dying inside and also suffering
So I just want you guys to know that.
I just want that to be done.
I just want that to be done.
Everyone, do you have a copy?
Write that down if you have to.
We'll get, we'll get,
oh we get some we will get one guy on our ship what there that's a dude every
fight we're getting into yeah they're boarding our ship that's the strat
everybody's doing that the show you sure by I mean every time oh that's why
we can't be touching their ship mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah no longer no longer
Shotgun turd anymore or bring like a green one and then replace it immediately
Like you you hit the smoke and then replace it another turn
We're out of spokesman
We're out of spokesman
We're out of spokesman. It's a loud no shot. No, no not a single shot could turn a loud not a single one
Not a single shot could turn a loud. That's right. I'm bringing I'm bringing a green
Oh, no, no, wait, okay
I'm bringing a green 80 with three sacks of evil
You guys got to bring green 40 ease with these types of it weeds. Okay, I
Don't have
80 ammo only I've 80 ammo. Ah
80 um, do you have any extra ammo, Mr. Cozy? Can you buy something? I can bring a I can bring ammo
We need six sex me or five sex of 80 ammo. Can you be five sex?
One two two
wait wait wait wait wait we can buy some we can buy it buy some you buy some oh my goodness oh my
goodness oh you don't have enough who made this guy captain I am the best captain in the seven
seas seven deserts I ammo I could blow all my I can blow all my silver on hold on hold on hold
If I have 40 million ammo, yeah.
Wait, I have an idea.
That's under press.
I'm under press, and I'm suffering.
I'm under press and suffering.
What, yep.
You're under press and suffering?
I'm under press and suffering.
I have an idea.
Yep.
Oh, you have 40 ammo.
I mean, 40 ammo.
Buy all the 40 ammo you can't.
What's your, what's your idea?
What's your brilliant idea?
Okay, I just, guys, I just deleted my character.
I have five C4 back over a pair of kit, can food,
Everything that we didn't have any luck. You didn't have any fucking no black boxes. Ronnie. Did you know?
Are you sure? All right?
We that's genius
Wait, what if we just get what if one guy refuses all the loot every time and then just reset his character over and over again
The other two can reset. You know, you know, you know
What's your ass fucking terrible as us?
That's that loser tech. That's that loser tech guys. Yeah, you got to do in this world
Okay, well now we have to back out and redo our whole kids because I gotta
Use that code. You said could enjoy back up. You said I'm already in
Okay, all right. Oh exciting very exciting very exciting
Get my kid together. Thanks to get clumsy
see mmm here we go I'm bringing it with actually is kind of genius I'm bringing
80 with three stacks of 80 ammo you got it's gimmick you really want one stack
of 40 yep what is there's people saying it's one door to our engine but they
could see for it the outside of the engine that doesn't matter right they
could just see what he is directly I think anybody can see what's in here
I'm bringing, I'm bringing in a 40.
Yeah.
And three stacks of ammo.
Five, cause give it to only be one.
I can bring two and a half stacks.
Wait, we've got four stacks of ammo.
And I got a repair kit.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Let's hop on in there, gang.
Yeah, let's do it.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to rumble.
Rumble, rumble.
Rumble, rumble.
Alright guys, so this is how we were in first place, right?
Then we sold our 10 point box,
which gave us the second place,
and now we're in fourth place, alright?
So, like, so what we need to do now, right, is die.
What we need to do now,
if the old, the dexter of the operation is dying immediately.
I say it corrected, fifth place, fifth place.
Well, it's so funny, look at the leaderboard.
You see, everyone is latest change,
plus extraction, plus extraction, plus extraction.
We're the only one at minus points after we extracted.
Cause you sold the fucking box.
We're actually the only one in the entire tournament
with minus points.
Tell me, tell me now, tell me now.
Dude, honestly that selling that box
demotivated me so much.
Yeah, yeah.
It just demotivated me.
Oh, that killed me.
That killed, that whatever love in my heart was there.
It was snatched away, snatched away.
Oh, let's ride.
I
Locked
Containers for first place. Yeah, we're contenders. We're tender. We're very much in their knees. We need points here
Yeah, we got it. We got to get out. We got to get out. Maybe we just play the set. If
we get a time box, maybe we just play safe. No, no, we need a big round. Listen, listen,
guys, listen, by the end, you have to kill everyone anyways. We might as well shift it
in our favor and kill people early. Otherwise, we're going to be an eight-person custard
fuck at the end. And it's going to be up to luck if we survive or not. They mean, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you know
Yeah, listening listening ready. Yeah
Minimum 10 points. Yeah
I'm getting for the next
Forever okay more than he more than 10 points. We're the like 60 a day
Listen listen boys. You're not doing any pushing strategies. We're going for it all every game back
two back
did you mind? did you mind?
am i right boys?
well i was just putting the beams
oh big shit dog, people are looking at the fan
doing a fan
thank you bob boy
is that what i'm hearing?
let me know how we have no beams
we're on one night
hold on wait, i have five beams
we're bringing the captain's boots
i'm gonna go now
it takes a minute
I have point
40 beans
All beans are shared that's your clothes. He all beans are shared between the boxes wait
You don't have to put them in the bedroom. No, you have to put it in the bedrooms, but it is about a witch bedroom
Hey, oh
I can use your beans you can use my beans you want to flick my beam
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, captain gives you express permission
All right, all right
Well, for Bane's sake, for Bane's sake!
Lock him in, lock him in!
I love his drinking.
EAT IT!
I-I'm way ahead of you, dude.
That's probably-
That's why we're eating before the stream, we said drinking starts immediately.
That's why I would lose him, because he's not drinking!
Harder to strategy.
Harder to support the group, harder to support the group.
Is this my fault?
This-I think it is your fault.
Harder to strategy.
Take that, robot!
Yeah, I just be worth. Why don't you guys go start looting? I'll take care of it. Oh, there's your opinion right there. Yeah, I got it
I'm looking for a red paint on the other one. I
See
You go little
Big
To the goodies
Even at a slight angle the stairs just don't work. Yeah, I don't like the stairs this one glitched and
nothing's bought to what I want you to do right okay okay what I want you to do
is put a 40 inch strap on and rail me until the inside of my rectum is soft
as play though okay all right I want to be falling out of there like you'd see
the magma at the base of a volcano okay
Okay, all right, okay, okay, okay, all right
Okay, all right, okay
all right
All right
We lose your tournament
Because I sold that box
I'm donating my nipples
To people without water
Without having
That's right. That's right. That's right. I'm a bad, bad peanut.
I'm a bad, bad peanut. I deserve it. Oh my God.
What? We just ran out of water.
Oh, by the way. We just ran out of water.
Oh, no. Did you lose your house as well?
Dude, I'm not in... Fuck! Wait!
I didn't pay the more... Fuck!
Guys, guys, guys, I have good news.
I got the 1989 Tiananmen Square Shield.
I'm going back to the ship.
That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.
Wait, I'm getting where there's a box by a box.
Wait, I feel there was a ticking box.
Wait, okay, go back, go back, go back.
Wait, hold on.
We're going back.
Guys, I won't lie to you.
Why are you out of breath?
I'm just thinking really hard.
You would lie to me, would you?
Would you think you really hard?
Did you really hard?
It's a lot of things a lot of power with a big part
You can do this I can I can do it
Where's the box at where's the box closer with the box?
Enduring us. Yeah, I hear I hear it. Oh, I got one. I got one
I got a bunch. Oh
Oh
We're gonna be the first targets on the map. That's good
Let them come if they don't want a couple make them come. I'm saying let we'll make
One head. I don't care how many hands it takes one hand two hands. I get you so I don't care if they're working with the 35-inch punisher
I'm twirling on it. I'm twirling on you understand me soldier
I have one inch off be able to shoot that guy
Oh, sorry about time moving it
Was moving my trampler. Oh, we got a crawfish boil next week to celebrate our win here today boys
You guys you come to my crawfish boil
Let me tell you, there's not going to be a person with sleeves for miles around.
And let me tell you, if you can find someone who treats their wife right, I'll give you
a thousand bucks.
A lot of snake tattoos on the bicep.
Snake tattoos on the bicep.
Every lady there's got a tramp stamp.
Why does Nebraska?
Let me tell you.
Yeah, sir.
You know this?
Yeah, sir, come to my crop this boil next week.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you, well, oh my god.
I don't think one sentence is going to be said that's not absolutely absurdly racist.
Oh, no.
Yeah!
Wait, I know the team.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
They actually need the beacon.
It's a Hutch's place he's hosting.
Hutch is hosting the Crawlfish Boyle.
Yes, there he is.
He's going to be watching NASCAR on the TV.
We're going to bring the TV outside.
I got one of them 80 inch box TVs, got it out of the garage sale.
This shirt, hell of a deal, hell of a deal.
Are we ready to go?
Yeah.
Yeah, he got it for, he got it for cheap because his neighbor had a, had a garage sale.
He had to skip town quickly because somebody found a big flag in his room
that was from another country a long time ago.
So we had to move quick.
We got one of them, he gets boxed in easy for the real team at his garage tail, no, that's
what we're going to have at the graffit boil.
In a high turnover in this neighborhood, a lot of people in this neighborhood have flag
rooms, they come and go, they build a state sale.
and go. They come and go. Yeah, sure. Let me tell you that that TV is going to be
right outside right next to my outdoor couch on the front lawn. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh,
shit. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Oh, two thieves. Two thieves. Put your crawls away. Put your
crawls away. We're talking about the match for the crawfish. We'll later.
Fuck it in. What's up? Get in the water.
She's going to ask for a boost. What a delight. We're on the set. Look at, we're
We're seeking it. I had McDonald's before this you're seeking. I feel like a
Keep us boosting keep us boosting
Yes, sir 10,000 calories to get ready to win this $10,000
Yeah!
That's $1 per teller.
$1 per teller, you better say.
If you ain't good at math, that's $1.
One caller.
Yes, sir.
All they're dancing.
All they're dancing, they're prancing.
I should go for the guys on the left, the guys on the right, look cutie.
They're Sissy boys.
Sissy liberals.
I
See you tomorrow guys before we take them down
There's a third guy there's a third guy over there. You see that?
There's a third guy there. Oh, I see it. I see it. Wait, hold on. Maybe she over that guy
We just we just watch for a second here. Yeah, yeah
Everybody sees everybody. Oh, no, no, we don't we're like
Yeah, the one on the left to be the third one
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, yeah, we got the car off the engine and you want the show
Yeah, yeah, I'll be happy to be talking to you
That other team is boosting at them. We just got to make sure we don't
That's why we don't want it. We want to be the last ones to engage who's using a default ship
That's a default ship versus the fucking Glunker 9000. Do you see that?
Wait, but this shit this fight's been going on since before we even started coming over here
How's that? How is that? Everyone has the same opportunity to build a big ship and those guys chose a default ship.
I want you to know that default ship, we almost died to them. That was the team that we fought. That was dapper.
There's another default ship. Guys, okay, no, no, no, no. The playing field has changed. I see we engage and shoot the chunker because that's another default ship.
I think the second, the second, the fourth is...
We do engage though. We do but we wait for them to start to wait for them to engage
They're going right at each other like a couple crabs. Yeah, we let the poor
Poor people fight like we're in a burger king at two in the morning
Throw dollars at him while you order a
Whopper just don't tempt me with a good time
You know, I know they got guns is a waffle house boys. We say no burger
My waffles I gotta try to order pancakes. This is normal awful hot stuff
Normal waffle has stuff going on here
Big guy in the ass, and we fucked a big guy the edge. Yeah
I have no booze can't get it
Well, I've got five moves guys if we rammed that shit. Well, don't ram it
But it's like stop like 20 feet before it would say that we just
Emma listen listen give me you stop 20 feet before and stop and then I can perfectly shoot them up the cannons and we can
Never die okay. Yep. I'm gonna keep us distant. I've learned my lesson
Naughty boy. You're a naughty boy. You're a naughty boy.
What the fuck they're doing?
You're a naughty boy. You're a naughty boy.
I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it.
I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it.
Naughty.
Stop. Stop.
You're not
Who's dead putting in the maximum over drive
Oh
I
I'm always telling you to keep moving!
You have to keep shooting at us!
If you didn't see that, then you didn't see that!
Only then!
Got a moment!
What do we have to do?
We have to move!
Got a moment!
I don't think I should have done that.
I've seen people who didn't see me.
I've seen them!
I've seen them!
I've seen them!
Shoot it up, shoot it up, shoot it!
There was too much of it, they got me up here, they got me, they repaired it, they got me!
I got it, I got it!
Oh my god, oh my god!
No checker checker, I have a checker!
There's another Trojan boys, another Trojan!
I'm too much!
There's two behind it. There's two behind the whole thing.
Okay, watch that nice shot. Wait, wait, is he dead?
Fuck you! Fuck you!
There's just three black boxes. Just three black boxes.
Get to repair it, get to repair it. I'll watch from up here, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
I just hit the box.
Did you hit the box?
He's trying to escape with the box!
What's the four times?
How are you alive?
I saw one with a box, they're trying to escape the box.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Anyone, anyone, anyone!
Another one on the right, another one on the right!
What the fuck?
Wait, I'm just dead to...
What am I dead to?
I hit the stand-
I just killed two wait you kill the guy that killed me Prince the Saiyans or whatever I killed Joe and some other guy
No, I got put to shame. Okay. Okay. He's going to the other he's going to the other fucking
Um
He's to the left he's he's he's he's at the the dead AI to the left
Follow my tracers, he's right there
That's it. I got the black box between our ship and the closest ship. We'll get it. We'll get it. We have to put the mess
Fuck you you piece of shit
Fuck you guys
Fuck you guys you piece of shit
We want to miss it. We got another ship coming in behind us. Oh
Come in turn around turn around turn around turn around I'll be there in a second
Oh, we're going back! We're going back!
Did you get the black box?
No, I didn't get it. I didn't get it.
I'll go the other way back.
Okay, that team... they're going to get the other two black boxes.
Do we show that reflector?
Make sure the reflectors at the shooting wheel. Make sure the reflectors in the shooting wheel.
They're pretty far out. They're pretty far out. They're orbital striking us.
Well, they missed completely.
They missed completely.
That was orbital. That was jammed.
Guys, should we refill all the turd ammo?
I have to loop it for tur- I ran out of turd ammo.
Yeah, I don't think we have any new refill.
Oh my god, well you need to back us up, then you need to back us up. I'm gonna go out and refill.
Okay, I'm gonna go out and refill.
You know what, I'm out with the 80 and I'm gonna shoot their legs, they can't-
Uh, actually no, I'm gonna have to go to the ammo. I'll do that in a second.
Hold on, let me make sure our engine is tip top here.
They only have 80's and no 40's.
Only 1040's on the left side I think.
Those guys they only have 80's and 140's.
Come on you take an 80, take an 80!
Yeah?
There's only 40's guys, we need to back on the ship.
I got touch the vehicle, I got touch the vehicle.
Back, back, back, coming.
I'm going, I'm going to, coming.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I got touch the vehicle, I got touch the vehicle.
Okay, same, same, same.
What?
That's just broken. That's just bull broken.
You can do a pair with your pinnacle.
Oh, we're just group. We're just group.
I'm gonna help you repair this here, though.
I'm gonna help you repair it. I'm gonna help you repair it.
Here you go. Okay, you got it.
20-80s on. Coming.
Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it.
We got our booty shot. We got our booty shot.
Ah, God!
Get a moment!
You sound good, boys. This is not looking good.
This is not looking good.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine. Are we active? No, are we active?
Oh, they destroyed it.
Are you taking me active?
I'm taking you there, I'm taking you there.
I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you there.
Okay.
You're in steering wheel.
Where?
I
Oh my god.
He's the guy from the other team, man.
And this guy right here.
That guy, dude.
Get out of here, holy shit.
Well, that guy fucking leaves.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness, faces.
Dude, go attack the other team, Jack!
That's it!
Everything, everything.
Go get the other team.
He's got me.
He's got me.
We're going to die anyway, even if it was that.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Fuck this guy.
Oh my god, fuck this guy.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh!
Oh, do you kill that motherfucker right now?!
I can't talk to anybody but...
700 milliseconds...
...of delay on every track thing I drive by, man.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
I mean, it's hard that I can't order one.
Guys, we have to go to the ship lab.
Get to the ship lab...
I'm dead, I'm dead, you gotta do it, you gotta do it.
I'm gonna go to the edge, I'm gonna go to the edge.
Wait a minute, are we hitting another ship?
We're hitting another ship, we gotta start hammering them.
We're gonna lose this, we're gonna lose this.
We're gonna start hammering them.
Hey, somebody, somebody over here.
That guy's still on our ship.
Oh, there's the secret area.
I don't know where the edge of the edge of the edge is.
I can't even see where these guys are.
We can win this slot game! We can win this!
Yes, we can!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Oh my god, guys!
Prepare the air! Prepare the air!
Prepare the air!
Here we go!
Awwww!
How do you guys have the same team for this?
I don't think so, Joe.
I think that's just some guy.
Dude, that's a guy. I sniped that guy.
That was a guy in the open car.
Yeah, well, I'm getting so taken.
What was that guy's name?
Prince's name?
Why?
I'm checking the leaderboard, that guy's not even part of the tournament.
I was going to say there's people in here, like the first thing that we died to is like
something stood up.
I didn't see their name on the list.
How did they get access here?
It's just a private client.
How did they get in here?
Wait, I have a black box.
Wait.
Oh, the black box is a spare.
What a ship.
What?
What are we doing?
What?
I have to get out of here.
I have to get out of here.
I have to get out of here.
I'm not camped on it.
Where you at?
Where you at?
I'm at.
I have.
Dude, I have 9c4.
Aw.
Oh yeah, I have a fucking c4.
Are they still fighting?
Do they blow up?
Dude, dude, dude.
What the fuck is this guy?
I fucking hate that guy.
I fucking hate that guy.
I fucking hate that guy.
Because of the hit registry, if you like, jump and like, spin around constantly, you just
can't be hit hmm it's the same I hit one guy six times six oh right I'm at that
I'm at the the smoke here I'm just trying to hide in the smoke yeah once
they start looting I have nine C4 you said it you said another thing rolled
up right yeah yeah yeah yeah somebody wants my so we can do this
this we can this is actually possible I have 904 how many do you have great you
did I need to go get shot there's two more right here too two more C4 me I
literally have no room
Let him cook, let him cook.
We can do this, we can do this.
Yo, there's extracts. Do we go sprint to the extract, put it in the black boxes, and then go crazy?
I mean...
Yo, you'd have to leave with it.
You couldn't send it out unless you ever see it.
No, we put it in our hands, right?
Yeah, but then you'd have to leave with it.
give it away and then come back oh yeah we could get 10 points we could get 10
points with this mark crate it's still on the ship here should we go for that
they said there was only one extract but there's clearly not there's so many
wait there's a black box in the in the the time box you get 15 points that's
not a bad idea yeah yeah the extract is right by us when you don't move about
and lose anything oh fuck they're gonna see me they're rolling up they're rolling
They're all up right now.
Oh
I'm leaving they stop just give it a chance. I'm running the other way
I
Hey, they're leaving I hate a black box
You could just get out with it
Yeah, I think yeah, I think I think yeah, I think we just get out right now. Where is it? Where is it?
But we need it's what I said moving
it's moving we have there's multiple time boxes on this dude we can sneak in
here while they're looting well I just killed them they're gonna be pissed off
they immediately stop the ship did they take the time box so are we are we we're
gonna go back there right yeah we're gonna get both time boxes easy and then
get 20 points 20 points we'll put this up to hey how you gonna get 20 points
getting the two log boxes there's two of those like there's more there's even
more than two there's still yes you'll do time boxes and then just get down and
we're out what if you just hide on their ship for a second and then just blow up
the do we can you identify where the conference quarters is from here
remember it's the only one with a window that's probably the last team in the
by the way they're shooting it up we look for a box for the glass with no
oh they're shooting they're fighting somebody else right now we go
capitalize on it no no no I saw oh oh they see for the best you for the best
you for you right you're right right go go go go go go go go go go
wait they just got c4 by another team it's probably this one guy that's
It's unkillable.
It's unkillable dude that's been fucked with us this whole time.
He's now just doing it to them.
They're on the move.
They're on the move.
I don't think we can get that box anymore.
I think the ship went into the ground.
It'll rotate back up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, yeah.
Both of the time boxes are in the ground.
It'll rotate back up if you wait like a couple of minutes.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, both of the time boxes are in the ground.
It'll rotate back on if you wait like a couple of minutes.
Okay.
Oh, look at this, it's actually gonna be massive.
It's gonna be a 20-20.
Dude, there, there, there, there,
thing is a shell.
They're moving, they're gonna move.
I
Don't even know that the ship rotates back. Oh, I see I got the box
Honestly, dude, if we can just get out absolutely
Wait they're coming back they're coming back
You
You go close y'all I'll distract him
I'm gonna try to get their ship
Remember I leave him kill them all I think I kind of sneak
Yeah, dude, honestly if you could rat on their ship and then they jump off to loot the
the final ship you can see four while they're all on okay they just take the
They're moving, they're moving, okay?
He stopped again?
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh!
Alright, let me shake your hand!
Coming on back!
Get over here, let me shake your hand!
Let me shake your gun!
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Weeah!
Weeah!
Adelape and get out of there, Clokesy Glick!
Adelape, baby!
I don't know that track, though.
Adelape and God, if you care about that!
No, I make this extract.
That child of the cookie drum wants.
I need to get this one moving.
This one's moving.
It's up to you!
The zone's moving.
You got it, Glocky!
Oh, stop.
Even...
Even if you're creamin'!
Oh, so is that your...
Oh, guys, I just don't want to make that.
Zone's coming. Zone's coming.
We believe in you. I'm getting another drink.
But I believe it. I'm gonna be believing the whole time.
I might also get a drink and also believe the whole time
Coach I'm telling you I am certain you can do this you have all people you are the best
There's no way
No way
Keep an eye on mr. Close to make sure he doesn't hurt himself
Alright, beer bag!
It's gonna get a quick city, just beer.
Just give me one quick moment to get a quick city.
Wait, is that the zone?
There is no way I get out of here.
I'm gonna die.
guys the zone is moving the box was under the ground so I couldn't leave fast enough
I have a good I have a good
I
Think it's in zombie
Wait, where's it? Where's the the extract? Oh now you've got that you got that. Okay
What there's still after you
Are you trolling it?
Dude bring the ship into the storm!
Bring the ship into the storm!
What?
Who's guys going into the zone?
Are they about to die?
Dude there's shit kept going!
Is there a guy?
Well, well.
Dude the zone's right there!
Are they stupid?
Are they stupid?
Are they stupid?! Jesus Christ! Greedy Bastards! Greedy Bastards! Did you guys hear them until
they were on me or not? I did not hear a single thing. It was completely silent. I didn't
hear them until they were on me. I didn't hear the 400,000 ton walking death machine until
was on your card
wow guys let's do it let's do it let's do it
another great great great great
me and my friends we go back before the
give me give me give me give me give me
give me yeah give me give me give me
kill me kill me kill me yeah
oh kill me right now
kill me right now
kill me at the earliest convenience
it's a real question
which shotgun should I bring
should I bring the one that goes in my mouth
that one that you when you shoot at in point blank
it just has ghost bullets that would go right through them
or should I bring the other one
Well, uh, what's the other one what's the other one shit? Nevermind. Sorry. I only have the one that
That shoes goes full. It's dang it
At least at least at least we'll be scared
Going through the body I can't join you by the way for somebody
Oh
A watermelon your ghostly this
Peanut I have to make it involved a go a watermelon straight from the watermelon farm your ghostly this a
Watermelon right right from the watermelon farm your ghostly this
is. That that team just got like 60 points right there. Yeah, that you can go to how
that team can actually lick the lining of my sack from my tape to the base of my car.
I hate that Prince of San guy. That guy is that was that wasn't I know I switch subjects
Without telling anyone I switch subjects
I
Exploit the the registry like crazy, dude
He like the way he jumps so you can see him zigzag in an air, you know, he's he's got he's got a 500 hours
He knows
Fuck whoever that is. I never want to see him. I never want to talk to that guy
I
More than there's probably a few people on here, you know exactly how to just not be hit
Well, I got an 80 millimeter with three stacks of ammo. Can you guys use bring 40 to three stacks of animals or 40s?
I
Have no 40 ammo and I have no coins to buy 40 ammo. Okay
Alright, okay, what if?
We what if instead?
We die!
You have no ammo.
Perfect. Perfect.
I can bring 80 ammo.
I don't have 40 ammo because I just bought 80 ammo.
That'll happen.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can sell stuff. Hold on.
You sell a couple things.
You sell a couple things.
Should I sell this black box?
No!
What do we need? I can bring shit.
Six stacks of 40 sorry for me six nights at 40. Here you go. Six stacks of 40. I
Got an 80. I'm putting three stacks of the 80. I'm putting two 40s. I'm putting repair
canned food
All right, ready up
Okay, all right. Okay guys. All right. Okay. Did someone bring the loaded shotgun and how did it said said someone taste tested for me before I
I'll give it to you.
I have a 5 star 12 inch meal.
Pass it around.
Fantastic.
Me first.
No, me first.
Me first.
Me first.
I remember that one time we were in first place.
Now we're in last.
Dude, what if we recreate one man, one jar with an impact grenade?
What's that?
What's that?
You're bringing the 40 millimeter.
You're being a 40-ball meter.
Wait, we have four cannons.
We already had somebody's already bringing it.
You guys want bomb?
Mm-hmm.
Huh?
Who even is that team?
I don't even see him on the list.
Far away?
No, apparently his name is different than his Twitch name.
I hate him, not on the list.
No, no, they're at zero points.
I see him.
So they're literally just trolling
and ruining it, brothers.
while they have your blade.
That guy's name is Fisting Walrus.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Why are we fisting Walrus?
I'm that French.
I'm that French, I'm that French.
Wee wee, wee wee.
There's the Walrus, wee wee.
Am I gonna beer?
What?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
All right, I'm ready to go well. Well, yeah, I'm way. Oh wait, wait, give it you're not ready to go. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm ready to go. I was just looking at the scores. We are 10. We're 10. Oh, that's a pretty good spot to be. That's right. We want to be. I mean, that's right. We want to be. That's right. We want to be. You can keep an eye on the on the on the one below and and the and the ones ahead perfectly in the middle.
That's right where you want to be that's right. We want to be uh, oh yeah, I wait hold on
We if we would have been sick you would have went six
That's not bad. Not bad. That was six is not about me in my in my heart, right? We're six, but
I
Oh
All right, okay, please we march onward
We we march onward
We brought four cannons we brought four cannons
For some reason yeah, I said that we have for announced that I said we for summary
I literally said those exact
I don't think you said that but I think it lied.
I think it lied.
How's he out there?
I was AFK, I was AFK.
I think Gouji gave ground.
I think Gouji's out of the ground.
I think Gouji should have said that.
I had to get a pier.
Oh my god, come on.
Come on.
Come on, little boy.
Help me!
Help me please!
I have an idea, guys.
Can we do a new trap?
Go ahead.
Let's see how you do.
Can we go to Episcopal here?
right. It's like, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. No, good guy.
No, honestly, we should, we should, we should go to FHC
LPI and just get all the ticking boxes. That's, we don't
know anything else. No. Okay. All right. That was that not
your plan? That's not what you were going to say. Not what
you were going to say because that's a pretty good plan.
To me, you're like five, so who's at the first place? Think of
what that team did, right?
Cheated.
No, they did absolutely nothing, and they came in
and killed the last team when they were fighting,
and now they get like 70 points.
That's who we couldn't, we couldn't, we couldn't do that.
We would have had, that would have been a good fight
if it wasn't for that one dude who was just like,
X-Boy jumping, I mean, I'm not saying I played like,
like he's cheating, because that's just a part of the game,
but what he was doing is, he's doing these,
I've noticed people do these jumps,
you just can't be hit when you're doing these jumps,
was the netcode.
Yeah, that's the guy.
The other guys made them the ones who pulled the trigger, but that's the guy that got us killed.
I think we might as well...
But I do agree that we should be laying weight to be the last one.
I think we should have better VOI.
You think we kind of did that?
Perfect thing.
They're just going to have to be one after one.
Yeah, under.
I
Hey guys guys, I like close these idea, but I think we should also go to PY's and grab a bunch of ticking boxes
Let's go
Get the boxes and get out
Wait, hold on. Wait a second. Is giving points and leaving? Is that a bad idea? Wait a second. Hold on.
Wait a second.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, hold on.
We might not want to give points and leave.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, wait, so you're saying we go to PY's, get the time boxes, and then second the thing pops, and it's extract?
That's what you're saying?
No, no, no, no. We go to all the PY's, grab the boxes, and then we kill the last guy on the map.
on the map we avoid fights in the last guy kill him take all his shit and then
I'll do
there's a critical strike he's hurt first word he's hurt first word comes in
Do you see him? Do you see how he's horny?
Do you see how that robot's horny?
Do you see how that robot's wither with his robot cock out?
Do you see how that robot's a beep-beep boop boop?
That robot perhaps hangs in me?
Do you see that?
That's...
That's... That's... That's... that's Willy the Robot!
William?
Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm.
And Robot only which... It... It... It's pronounced...
Buh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-weep-boop?
That's Willy the Robot.
Oh, god.
I
Got the robot tongue and it's pronounced Lisa
I'm gonna grab all the ammo in the repair kits. Oh, what great news. There's another
That just respawn in front of us
time I don't think it's going to spot us he went right out of range oh yeah 400 oh honey
I'm just a man in the sand of sand.
I'm just a man with a broken heart.
Oh, you're so hot.
You can eat that, Mike.
By the way, Mike, I've just been looking over it.
Saturdays are great days to catch all the riffraff that comes in.
That's life.
No, that's life.
bad button a little bit more than the other days to leave anyone feel a little
weird anyone being mean for no reason anyone that's very concerned with my
viewer numbers in which games I shouldn't send play
get him outta here and now we're all to have this many viewers but our greatest
at this many viewers thanks chief thanks you know what let me get you on my
analytical team you hold on please that is that poop fart Lord XX 79 I got a
him on my streaming analytical team. He obviously has the inside scoop, he's got the inside scoop.
Would you like to join peanut production, sir? I need you running the numbers for me,
if you know what's going on.
Make me, make me, make me, make me. Kiss me peanut.
Oh, the fan fight has already passed. Good chat. It is splurged Saturday.
No kisses will be tossed around here.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Is anyone here with me?
I'm gonna look for a ticking box.
Yeah, I'm gonna look for a ticking box.
I'm over here.
Mm-mm.
Oh.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
We want slurs.
Oh.
Oh.
Gotta see for her.
It's a red door right here.
Oh.
Ehhhhh.
Hey!
Where to apply?
You don't apply anywhere, all you do
is you come in at five in the morning,
three hours past stream time,
and say, why is this number so low?
And then also, you have to say the game I'm playing is shit,
and then when I go play another game,
and someone else says that game is shit,
Call that guy annoying for calling that game shit.
Just do the stupidest shit you can possibly think of and be a moron.
And that's all you- and then I'll pick you- I'll pick you from here.
I'm- I'm on a bus, get to work, guys. Get to- get to going, turtle.
Get to work, guys. Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
It's the big win here, guys.
One big win could solve many sins.
Oh.
Hmm.
On a bus, fantastic. I do what you gotta do. I do what you gotta do.
I
Swear if we did
No, no, no, we just have to stop going for Max wins. No, we have to go for my
Guys someone just got a box I switch that person has two boxes. I sweet go fuck them
look look look you guys see that he's got two boxes he's got two boxes yeah
yeah he's gonna be coming through wait we spawned late we got late we spawned
late we spawned late we didn't get that we didn't get the fresh service one oh
well I should be okay with the people at stuff and system get the two boxes at
20 points plus their black box at 25 points yeah you're not gonna go to
Okay, do you want to so there's a box here yeah, I'm looking for armor right now
But there's a box here. Do you want to grab it and go there or you want to there's a box right here like where we're at
Yes, on me. There's a time box grab it. I can't carry it
Which is me Max you break this we have Max you break we get that box
We go for those two boxes that 30 points plus the black boxes 35 points. We go reaction here one more guy
We get five more points at 40 points. We're back in first place. We're about to be my move
I think I don't think 35 actually that would put us in the second place, but still it was but now respectful place
I'm very respectful is a very respectful is where are you?
Because you was that was a team box 15 box head?
taking box is in between
I'm trying to get over after I have a box. It's in between. It's you're not a journey
You guys aren't at the people. Why well what you are? Oh?
Should I move this shit? Okay? I'm moving the ship. I'm moving the ship. No worry. We are at like a substation
I thought you guys were both here
Yeah, I was at the I'm at the big big boy. You I should be right over the I'm coming over the mountain boys
Yeah, over the mountain you should see a
It's coming around the mountain where he comes
He that's coming around the mountain where he comes
It's coming around the mountain he's tall enhancement kick and he's coming around the mountain when he comes
He's got a fat ass bbl and a rack the size of tornadoes wait that is a wait. I mean torpedoes
He's got two torpedo nipples and a fat ass
He'll be coming around the mountain. He'll be coming around the mountain. He'll be coming around the mountain waiting
Two torpedo nipples and a bbl handsome at all. He's coming around the mountain waiting
come
You are you both genders 40 inch cots and he's wraps around his shoulder he'll be coming around the mountain where he comes
40 inch cunt
Maybe out the size of both and slow down to torpedo nip lose he'll be coming around
We will decide where which side
I
Hear it. It's right here
It's like right here I suppose
I'm locked in just staring at her, but
We've got it
Instead of working on watching your stream
That's the way to do it that's the we what about the shareholders profit oh
We're so fucked. I didn't think about that. Oh
My god, wait get back to work quick. Give it. Oh, no. Oh
My god, give it to me quick. Give it to me quick. We can hold that
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, he's not even considering the shareholders province. Oh my god. Get back to work quickly
Oh
We should go we should go to that we should go to that side of the map and hold them over there
Okay, because
If we kill them, we kill them, and they immediately extract us with their own power.
Guys, we gonna kill those guys with the two boxes, lickety-split!
That's what we're doing, that's what we're doing!
They're gonna kill themselves, look at the circle!
Actually, yeah, to be honest, I don't think they're making it.
I think they only got out with one box.
why are the boxes separated now why why would they drop a box
they missed it they missed it I think they're dead guys I think them two boxes
in the guy in two boxes it's not looking good it's not looking good captain one
box is full in the circle the other box is not moving I imagine there's a lot of
Screening going on whatever's happening. I imagine this would cause quite a lot of stupid schnitzel
Okay, well all right. Well, that's two teams. That's
That's two dead teams
He just wasted 20 no 30 points for no reason
They're both in the circle officially
that's only the first circle
they technically could still be alive
maybe you're seeing a lot I'm not
here is moving oh I'll kill him
I'm seeing movement I'm seeing movement
we have we have 20 something people
and we have 20 something people here
right now and the people that Prince
the Prince guy's in here and the first
play see right here
And while they left that other box because they're stupid but we can we can still kill that one guy
They're gonna make it. They're gonna make it. Yeah, you take me get that they might have maybe the box some
Until the last
We're moving super slow.
Go ahead and meet a few, Rod.
Your earliest convenience.
Do you have any?
Guys, I don't know. Maybe we should just let Coco win.
I mean, he's just in the tournament to recoup his 8k losses
to go into the McGregor fight.
He's only going to get
$3,000.
We don't have any. We don't have any.
We don't have any.
We'll have to enter two more tournaments to recoup.
I think I have some on me.
I do not have some.
Wait, I know the team got ready.
I know the team got to beat them.
Wait, are you telling just, oh, you're right.
They're on me.
Oh, my god.
No, they're in the Zerg.
Oh, they're fine.
It's only the first circle.
They'll be fine.
They'll be fine.
They'll be fine.
I don't think we go towards that.
Should we wait?
I think you do.
They're going to push out a rough road.
They're going to go to port Mergin.
Mergin, me.
Yeah, I see getting word Coco is job.
We're going to fight these things.
Coco is conversating with people on his team
in a in a in a loud and forward fashion.
I'm getting weird.
I'm getting weird.
I'm getting weird.
I'm getting weird.
I'm getting weird.
I'm receiving reports.
I think I'm design and Gen G.
Oh, dude.
Design and cocoa are probably butting heads right now.
Yeah, those dudes sound like they would but that.
Yeah, that's not.
Yeah.
That's, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Can you even design up on the butter?
It's like 3,000 hours in.
I'm not like, Coco's really really good.
have like a lot of you know a lot of hefty and stuff but decide to that guy I
mean don't go designing like a disabled they're just sweat boys
yeah sweat boys different ways different ways different ways
yeah I think this has enough on joking I think that's all
should we go kill these guys let me hear it and then we go kill the guys
Go to the fort.
Yeah, we're going to go to the fort.
They're going to go to Fort Mennernish.
Menternish.
Remember, they're going to know we're coming.
They know we're coming.
They know we're coming.
Oh, yeah, because they can see us, too.
Yeah, they can see us.
It's a tip situation.
Oh, that's a tip.
Oh.
But we won't touch chips, I promise.
I'll keep my distance.
I promise I'll keep our dog keep my distance. Oh, no wait, I gotta hold on. I'll need to say something quick
Yeah
Part of it was just like I cut a lot of footage
But then I was like wait, that's fucking streams
Oh wait, oh wait, I just meant to check and cook it up. I'll take you right now
I just wanted to see if they were actually arguing my bad, I need to say bye-bye, Bobby Bobby Bobby
Yeah, yeah, Bobby Bob bad
I'm a better gamer. I'm a better gamer. Bye, man. Bye, man.
Oh, man. Yo, can you guys flip it so we can laugh about it later, man?
We just go back at the bar. We just go back at the bar.
That's not true.
Uh, hit me with another rod if you're feeling...
Yeah, rod him.
Rod him. Give it to me so you can see. Rod his ass.
Rod his ass.
Rod him! Rod him!
I
Another team got a box
This could be a max you break this to be a max you break
Guys guys guys we kill these guys those two at the bottom will most likely kill each other will kill the guy with the two boxes
We leave with four boxes four boxes and four black boxes
Hold on. Should we push this team hard?
Or should we go to the port or push this team?
I see we push them because they're on the edge of the circle.
Yeah, 100% 100% 100% 100%
You push these guys and then those two guys at the bottom
They'll most likely fight each other.
Two for one combo.
Okay, is this five head?
I dropped the time box, Adam, our fucking thing right now
So they don't see us coming and then we come back and pick it up.
Oh my god, you know what?
Wait, hold on. Wait, wait a second.
This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of in my life!
That's serious!
Wait a second!
Wait, give me a minute!
Wait, what?
What if the computers all turn our computers off?
Yeah, I fucking basically turned off my fucking laptop.
Wait, how is that not smart?
Because they literally see us right now!
They're directly in front of us!
They can't just see us.
Honestly, Clucksy, I was on board in the first place.
Until I saw there's money. Yeah, I didn't see it as if they were in front of us on me. I was on board
That's a good idea
blind and deaf
Maybe you're on the fucking other team, huh?
Booze I am no traitor. I know you shipper. I am I am I'm part of power kind of the Palomar
You think you're good, but I just joined this
I just
It was just a bite the whale it was just a bite the whale
I logged in last night to the bunch of bosses. I saw you
YELLBEEEEN
Yeah dude, dude, I forgot it was fucking open
I come back and everyone's fucking trippled up
You had one health
LULFLIGHTJACKS
It was so bad, but I swung it bro
When I swung it I was like 15k ore, my god
YELLBEEEEN
Let's go
LULFLIGHTJACKS
Booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze, booze
I
Oh
I'm gonna be like, oh my god.
Get it!
What?
Are we losing down?
I can't get to...
I'm rushing in six, I'm rushing in six.
We have to just stay up the left side and keep his ass!
What the...
Oh my god, he's diversion.
We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die.
He's dead so much longer than ship.
Oh, he's got a turret.
All right, guys, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
I'm dead.
It's already up.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God.
Back on the ship.
Back on the ship.
Get on the ship.
Back on the ship.
Back on the ship.
Back on the ship.
We're gonna want to sit on the ship!
I can't, I can't, I can't!
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm helping you, I'm helping you. I got the middle, I got the middle.
Don't say, I just stopped you. I'm just trying.
I, I didn't see you, I didn't see you, I didn't see you.
Look this way, look this way.
I destroyed the turret!
I'm fine, we're fine, we're here. Every op on the gun, every op on the gun!
Close your enemy op, enemy op on the other one.
You swapping, swapping, swapping, swapping, swapping!
You swapping, swapping, swapping, swapping, swapping!
Hey, hey, hey!
Son of a b-man!
You guys don't ride with the engine, I've been over the turret today!
Hey!
You're a destroyer!
Okay, keep their legs!
Shoot that engine!
Shoot the legs, shoot the legs!
Back to the left side, left side, left side, left side!
Guys, the circle's moving!
The circle's moving!
I'm gonna push, I'm gonna push forward.
I'm gonna push forward.
Destroy with the legs, destroy with the legs!
Okay, perfect.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
I
Go to the engine! Go to the engine!
Go go go go!
Push along one more... I push along one more leg...
Destroy the leg! Destroy the leg!
There are vehicles!
It's on the other leg!
Destroy another leg! Destroy another leg!
I'm going to go back there, I'm going to go far!
I'm going to get away!
Destroy the turret! Get the turret back though!
Heal these wrenches and we train, we train, we train...
Let it!
I'll replace them both.
I'll replace them both. That's it.
I'm going to the engine! I'm going to the engine!
Oh
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
One's on our ship, one's on our ship, he's coming to kill me!
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm, I'm see-foring them, I'm see-foring them!
No, I was checking the button! Fuck!
They have it?
How do you have it? They have it, they have it!
They're on our ship, oh my god!
He's on over! He's on over! He's on over!
Oh, it seems we have it!
It seems to be a little over. Oh my god. There's shotguns seem to register just fine.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. I got killed back to back instantly every single time.
Guys, but Raul is a little low. I won't lie. Raul is a little low. Raul is a little low.
They have all your turrets on one side.
We could.
They were just keeping it.
Yeah.
I know.
I should have just shot the second we saw that.
Me and Peanut should have just focused.
I'd be pooping.
I'd be pooping type shit.
Oh my god.
The steering wheel.
The steering wheel is huge.
Yeah.
I should have the steering wheel first.
Me and Peanut should have been close.
Why are you leaving after every round?
You don't have to.
I've been deleting my character over and over again.
So I could get in the mood.
I'd be pooping and farting.
Oh my god.
I'd be pooping and farting.
I'm Mr. Poopin Fartin.
Oh my god.
I'm Mr. Poopin Fartin.
I'm Mr. Poopin Fartin.
That ship was insane.
Oh my god.
And it had armor panels on every single side.
I'm Mr. Poopin Fartin.
Oh my god.
Mr. Poopin Fartin.
Oh my god.
Mr. Poopin Fartin.
Oh my god.
Excuse me Mr. Poopin Fartin.
I'm going to go pee pee.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I'm gonna cry into the toilet.
Oh, I'm gonna cry into the toilet.
You crying into the toilet?
A couple tears into the toilet.
Never hurt anyone.
Never.
Oh, I'm gonna sip it with a fart.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Okay, I have a new plan.
I have a much better plan.
Oh, my God, I'm so sad.
Oh, my God.
Silicrate! Silicrate!
Aw, Mr. Cloaksy?
Mr. Cloaksy, you there?
Mr. Cloaksy, you there?
I wanna die.
Mr. Cloaksy, are you there?
I can't hear you.
I can't...
I can't hear you, Mr. Cloaksy.
Are you there?
I can't, I can't see you.
I wanna die.
I'm...
We were doing so good at the beginning and then we shouldn't have known and they're not anymore
How do you lose that I felt like we killed them off the guns like 15 times
I want to die. Dude, this we we extracted our first one had 25 points had two shields.
What happened? We had an experimental and two shields. We had the best start to the tournament
possible I don't know I don't know I'm not returned I've returned welcome welcome
welcome back up welcome welcome back oh thank you I have changed our ship a tad
our ship is different now much different we will not be stuck we will not be
tripled with we would not be tripled with we would not be stopped let me tell
you that right now let me tell you that right right for sizzle now right for
sizzle now all right the days of trifling with us are over are over we
will never be trifled with ever again never ever ever never not even once you
You will never be trippin' with Ever again.
The days, the days of trifling with us are days of the past!
Of days of the past!
If you can see what I'm doing to this ship now, you would say,
Oh my God, we will not be trifling with those are the days of the past!
I wanna see.
of the day to the past we will never be
driving with again there's no way to
see you might you might have to
delete your character and remake it
but you have a black box you can have a
black box the black box you would never
be driving with again yeah but if you
sell your ammo if you sell your ammo you
can get a shitload of silver and we
You can buy it.
He won't ever be typin' with again!
He won't ever be typin' with again!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah!
He will never be typin' with again!
Wait, there is, there's other purchases.
There's all kinds of...
Oh my god.
I have changed the layout!
We've designed our way of thinking.
I have broken down our way of thinking
and changed it for the better.
Okay, perfect.
Our way of thinking has completely changed.
And do you know what that means?
Yeah.
We will never be tripled with again.
Ever.
Ever!
Not even once will we be tripled with.
Once?
Again?
Ever again!
Not even one time, so we be trifled with.
Founds?
Founds,
Founds.
We will not be trifled with even founds.
Even founds?
Even founds?
Even founds.
We will never be trifled with again.
Promise me this.
Do not promise me this if you cannot keep it.
We will never be trifled with again.
We will never be trifled with again.
The days of trifling are over.
They believe they can travel with us.
I'm taking an 80 millimeter.
Are you staying?
Are you staying to ammo?
What?
Are you stimming right now?
What is happening?
I will.
You will never be trifled with again.
You will never be trifled with again.
Should we bring the rocket launcher?
Look at him, he's trifling on over.
He's a rocket.
Can you invite me?
No, not yet.
All right, well, honestly, yeah, we got to see you.
The days of trifling are over.
Stop stimming.
The days of trifling are over!
These shall win every fight!
We'll be here from dusk until dawn!
We will never be trifled with.
The days of trifling are over.
The days of trifling are long behind us.
Days of the past, soon it will be but a distant memory.
Soon it will be but a distant memory of trifling.
The days of trifling the days of trifling over
We cannot be trifled with
I'm that friend that came out as gay And I support you
Thank you sir, that's kind It's not a problem I've been working on the
rail road All the bad vlog gay
in my mouth all throw pennies at you my uncle's coming over later for a free
time it's okay that you're gay but I won't fart in your mouth that's different
that sounds a little racist
are you saying you're a racist I'm not racist how did race come up at all we've
been talking about farting let me tell you something gentlemen do you hate
we were trifled with because let me tell you those days are long gone those days
are long gone if you can see this shit right now you would understand the days
of trifling are but distant memories but distant memories distant memories
memories. Memories of long times past. Long times past. Can you invite me? No, not yet.
I'm almost done making this shit. Actually, this is perfect. I actually wanted to wait
45 minutes on top of starting 45 minutes late as well as dying for the last four hours.
But you don't understand. We'll never be tripled with again. We'll never be tripled
with again you understand we'll never be
trying to get you understand that you
understand we will never be trifled
with again
The days of trifling are over!
Look at this masterpiece! Look!
Look with your eyes, feast upon it!
What a nice beauty you saved us!
You've been naughty boy!
You've been a naughty boy!
You've been a naughty boy!
You've been naughty!
You've been a naughty boy!
Oh my god, what is going on?
I want you to be tripling.
The days I'm tripling are over!
Pete, what?
Wait, no, we want to be tripling.
I want you to know, I've won my last 15 tournaments I've entered.
Well, that starts here now.
That?
I'm sorry. Sorry.
The days of Drifling are over!
Look at this ship!
Look!
Be Seponic!
It is ready!
It is ready!
It is ready!
I can't see it because I'm not in the picture.
We will never lose again!
We will never lose again!
Never give up, never surrender!
Never back down, never win!
Back down!
Feast upon it with your eyes. I can't face the face. I'm seeing you the invite code now. I have to be really bad, too
We need we do it if we have two big rounds we could get we could win the first place is still
70 points you see that monstrosity behind us, Mr. Mr. Cookie
I'm bringing an 80 with three stacks ammo 80 three stacks. Okay, that's me. That's you 80. I
I'd be sure, but I'm bringing up 40 have no 40
My balls are exploding!
My balls are exploding!
My balls are exploding!
I don't know!
I don't know!
They're already exploded. It's too late.
I'm bringing you 40 with 5 stacks of ammo.
You're with it.
My scrotum, my uvula, my uterine, my uterine, my bean, my bean is exploding.
Flick my bean, flick my bean grandma, flick my bean please.
Now is not the time.
Now is not the time.
Grandma!
Grandma, flick my bean!
Grandma!
oh god oh god oh my god oh god okay i got a 40 with 5.6 symbol
of course you need to bring a 40 with 5.6 symbol
grandma grandma flick my beat oh god what are you jordan peterson what are you talking about
Oh
Okay
My cake you're not bringing any cannons
I got a green 40. Oh
Then we're waiting on close. We're waiting on closing. I got the green way. I got a green. We have no 80
Oh, we got it, we got it! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Let's run!
I
Have
I have a day. I was just taking a light pee pee light pee. I wonder what would happen if you hooked up a breast pump to me
You don't I don't you think you know peanut butter. Mm-hmm, right? I'd like
I'm just front of the numbers and I'm saying peanut butter's got a
Okay, is that way is that how peanut butter is made? Yes
It is peanut butter. There's supposed to be a door here
The airlock is no longer an airlock
It's an open concept
Modern rustic feel oh my god, dude. What what the hell this has changed so much
I
Over here
Okay, all right
Any few rods at all? No rods are for the week. We're gonna have to get to a PY and loot them
All right, I see just hypothesis
Um, we do my strat this since this one.
Yeah, wait, what's your strat this high?
Let's do it.
No, not high.
Not play like a fucking dumbass.
Who plays strategically?
Guys, do you know where the guns are?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Did you make this?
Where are the guns at?
Hey, guys, I'm looking everywhere.
There's no guns any better.
This is a slow little bug.
I found him, I found him, I found him down here.
I think we brought a lot of fuel in to make us go faster.
Yeah, we're gonna lose that.
Wait, didn't you say your character, you didn't bring any fuel rods?
I thought I couldn't because I'd reset too many times in the last 24 hours.
Whoopsie, whoopsie, sell your ammo next to, still half of all your ammo.
You have 2,000 ammo of like everything. Yeah, you only two thousand silver
You put the 80 up there
Yes, okay
Now we're cooking now. We're cooking boys now. We're cooking
He's up guys. Let me tell you something. I'll stop all those times. That was a point to make those guys feel like they're safe
But you know, let me just let's go far behind me is the first place is still 70 two good rounds
That's one good round. That's only one good round.
That was not one good round.
That's only one good round.
It's not one good round.
Guys, I'm thinking about it.
There's like six teams in here, right?
Which there usually is.
That's six black boxes. That's 30 points.
Plus like three ticking time boxes.
That's 60 points.
Boom, word first place by five points.
Yeah, I don't know if you're not.
But for the last four hours,
hours we've died to the first time
for four hours to the first team now we're gonna server wipe everyone we're
gonna server wipe everyone that's right we're the batch he's gonna run it we
It's gotta run into the right teams.
We gotta run into the absolute morons.
We gotta run into the right teams.
Yo, we gotta run into some teams.
Someone who genuinely has difficulty doing everyday normal tasks that a human can do.
Yeah, I watch every team.
You ask this guy, I watch this team, he goes,
move my mom's son here.
I can't, that's who we have to find.
That's who we have to find.
I think every team is thinking that about us.
No, they know we're geniuses.
No, we're better than half the team.
We're better than half the teams.
We're better than all the teams.
We're the best team ever.
We're better than all the teams.
Yeah, of course.
The data suggests that.
And we've been these cheaters shot every time.
Cheaters, cheaters, cheaters, cheaters.
Cheaters, cheaters, cheaters.
I will say the last ship we encountered the second we went up to them, I knew. I already knew.
I saw armor panels on every one of them. It was like, okay.
But now we've got armor panels everywhere.
What's it designed for?
We learned. We learned. See, we learned.
We had a design for ship. We could just...
Fuck the design for ship.
This ship is past.
This ship is a turtle.
We don't have time to redesign a ship, we don't have time to redesign a ship, we don't have time to redesign a ship, it's over.
I don't know, we can just copy and implement it.
Guys, we have to start writing right here right now, or it's over.
Oh, a code.
Yeah, it's a code that you literally just put in and it instantly fucking makes a ship.
Come on, I'm gonna put some of you in, it's gonna be a picture.
Did we kill his ship though?
We killed design in the first round.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, we did.
We did.
We killed his ship.
Oh, fuck that ship.
Fuck him. Fuck him. Not just as a player of the game, but as a person personally.
Yeah, true. Yeah.
What does this thing do? The, um, I got a red bubble.
Yo, yo, yo, he be trifling, foo.
Holder, bio, the emitter. What is that?
Uh, that's just a heal bubble. That's good. Uh, I mean, it's the least good of, like, the bubbles.
But it can be good to pop it in a fight because you won't get shot off the turrets because you'll constantly heal
But what if we try to make friends with someone and then we just backstab them?
Mmm, like think about it
You know how like this is just a game and like we're all having fun. It's like just a tournament between like amongst friends
What if we would be room that and actually break real friendships just to have a small advantage in the game that we're probably gonna lose anyways
You mean I like this. Okay
I think whoever who's got like the biggest
Like viewers and like numbers that should be the person to try it because they got you know like so
I don't know what's one of us has the most
Kind of like traction
If you will I
I know I don't know. Is anybody have the numbers?
I'll double-check
So many questions. Everybody question. Hey, there's the numbers. Oh shit. Yeah. Oh, it's peanut by hair
Okay, but you're gonna have to be the one yeah, you're gonna be the one to like
Wait, it's friendships you talked about. Hold on. That's gonna be I think it's gotta be you
We would have been leaked because they're ideas and get them sweet
Just in Minecraft address in Minecraft their coordinates their coordinates in game
Okay, the coordinates, you have a Minecraft server between all of the streamers here and we were going to leave the Minecraft house coordinates.
Negative 300.
X500, Y200, Z, Z60.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll leave that, we'll leave that, it's going to be hilarious.
We're going to get them to Shake Shack.
Yeah, we're going to get them to Shake Shack to congratulate them on their wins.
Yep, yep, congrats.
Congratulations.
Shake my shack, shake my shack.
Okay, I am almost dead. I'm one shot.
Okay, I'm following me.
Okay, follow me boys.
I can't get over the fact that you climb the ladder, open one door and you just have access to everything.
Well, hold on now. That's hold on.
Yeah, Peter, Peter, Peter, what they open that door?
You I'm pretty sure you could just jump up here.
I'm almost positive.
Yeah, but who cares if they jump up there? Who cares?
Yeah, then they jump a beer and they shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. And they just have
access to every turret and driver.
Oh that's not true. That's not true.
Well, it's no worse than our, it's no worse than our last ship.
That's right. It's no worse than our last ship. It's no worse.
Our last ship, dad.
We'll access immediately.
Guys, okay
You're a lot. We will know. We'll leave a little bit of guys here. We're like nine guys. Let's just start crack-a-lackin
Where we going next?
We all on board. We did not get a ticker box. We did not get the little tick-tock box
All right, all right tick-tock box not acquired. It's all good. It just makes it just means that we're incognito for a little while
We don't need the tick-tock box. I'm just quitting
I mean I will say the fact that first place okay now somebody else is tied to 70
pointers I think everybody's suffering this is not a game this is a game where
even the first place teams probably suffer everybody suffers from Sam there's
There's no a scenario where you're not suffering.
But suffering is half the fun.
That's right.
It's a dark god.
We're not the only one suffering.
The best case scenario, top three teams had one big round.
They had one big round.
Now did we have a big round?
Yes.
Did we sell, literally sell the point to that round?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, should we try to go convince the top team?
top team that you can now sell boxes and it won't remove your points.
Well, we shouldn't do that, but unfortunately, you know what sucks?
Watch about just like Twitch and YouTube and streaming is we can't control what the chatters do.
Oh no.
Oh god, we can't.
Oh my god, it's like if they went in there and just told them like they changed the rule and now you can sell the boxes and it won't affect your points.
Which is wrong.
This is wrong.
That shouldn't happen.
It's just very, very wrong.
But unfortunately, we just, we can't control it.
We can't control it.
Oh God, that's out of our hands.
We do our best.
We do our best.
Wait, the team at first has four timed boxes.
That's it.
They only have six black boxes.
That's what I'm saying.
We can get that in one round.
That's a one round situation.
Dude, the team at third and fourth have zero timed boxes.
First place, dude.
I bet you they did that in one round.
I bet you that's just one good round.
One good round every other round. You're not the only one suffering here
So guys really good the same raiders is so hold on whoa hold on guys
There's only three other teams on the server right now. What if we just get like five time boxes? We can just leave
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we have to wait for it.
Yeah, we have to wait for it.
We have to wait for it.
I'm gonna suspend my break.
Let's drop my break.
Drop my box.
If you get to find any few rods on that last PY.
No, no, no.
I'm gonna get one.
I'm gonna get one.
I'm gonna jump off and check the boats, all right?
No, I want you to get up higher and jump off the highest point on the jam.
No, no, no.
I almost said another PY.
I relored.
Oh, and then, oh yeah, wait, wait, wait.
I should be on the way to the game.
There's no way there is no way there was not a single fuel rod
I'm jumping off and checking. Hey, what happened to my gun. I wait did I just drop my guns somewhere?
You see my god. Oh my you press X. Wait hold on wait. Did he want to see my
Guys anyone see my god, dude, no that yeah, no
Hey, what's up? Yeah, hold on. Let me I had a rifle right here, and then let me look
Oh, I see it. It's right here. I got it guys on the front of the ship. We're good. We're good
All right, I'm gonna be on where we go
She get all this shit
You make it armor for someone I
I don't care. I already have armor. I already have armor. I bought it
Boxes we the box is there and have the tiki toki
Tip-tok box this, you know
You're not here. Take the fucking. I don't want the armor
All right, fine. We have all the armor. I like this. That's what I'm dying
Hey, no, no, no, please please please please please please. I'll suck you. I'll suck it. I'll suck you
You learn that from my uncle. What's that? That was your uncle special. Guys. I remember
me and your uncle used to go out to the cabin in the middle of the woods. That was the best
time ever. We played Monopoly, we played Yachtseed, we played hide the finger, we played closed
your eyes and sit on it.
Get a piece of your inventory.
Do you have view rods on you right now?
Yes, I have two view rods.
I can't believe this.
Sorry, I forgot.
Too late. Don't boost this guy.
I'm not boosting.
Run, I'm on it!
I don't know if you have enough 40 ammo to do this.
I might just have to kill them in a little bit of an 80 while you guys are there.
We're gonna get a bunch here. We're gonna get a bunch here. This is a good PLI.
Yeah. This is a garbage PLI.
I think I like this. This is a good garbage PLI.
Lots of good garbage. Tons of good garbage.
I see the other one in six. Look, he's in the shadows.
Oh, I hit him directly. Direct hit. Direct hit.
Okay, I jumped off. I have a repair kit.
Direct hit. Direct. Oh, fantastic. Oh my god.
Here we go. There it is! There it is!
I'm on the rail and I'll be able to hit it.
It's too far away to the right.
Okay, I'm gonna hop on the 40-duzzy.
40-duzzy of light?
Uh, is it?
And a lot harder to leave them.
Goddamn!
Okay, so much hit in the rocket.
Well, hold on. That's not true.
I think your captain's in no cap, not off.
Wait, hold on. When me and my gang pull up...
You better get to coming.
Oh shit, what the hell? Who's driving this thing?
That is my game full up. You better get this question.
Hey, let me tell you something. You know, you know, I used to be a part of the cringe. You know that?
Hmm. Why? I figured. I used to, yeah. Did you figure?
I figured.
Let me tell you, we were, we were a ruthless gang. We were a ruthless gang. We didn't let anybody slide.
boom in the aim a slide yeah we saw blood walking by himself Sunday afternoon we
start squirting on all over all over he's a big lesson keep it we see him
pick up a Snickers bar there's below for 7-eleven
That's crazy
Like five was five was Crips
It's there why isn't there a blood walk?
Is that like is it just is that a lady on her period taking a job?
So hold on wait a second. Yeah
Hey, hold on
That's crazy. It's just a whole lot of ways. They get crazy. That's crazy
Are you great? Hold on. Is there one of those boxes with the four gears?
No, I'm not crazy.
Are you crazy? I was walking around in a room. I was walking around in a room full of big
guys.
Right. How big? How big we toned?
It's a kilo deal, big.
Oh my gosh.
I'm doing some lighter repairs on the shield.
Kitchen rag. I'm a visual
Couldn't bend my knees afterwards so sticky
Guess we're eating a lot of candy. Yeah a lot of candy a lot of candy, but I just found a blue
Armor and a 70 millimeter green shotgun. Do we grab that?
I grabbed a shotgun as well 70 millimeter green okay sweet hold on
wait I mean you might as well if it's close if it's far down if it's close
okay that's what I say all right I wish there's so many beams is falling off a
roof
okay what all right what what what what we entered the twilight zone we have
engine the twilight show please submit submit our resignation we need my game
pull off we need my game pull up three cups art one cup diarrhea and a teaspoon
have come. Oh I got the green silence I got the green silence I got the green silence I got the
green silence. Nice the team that kills us could pick it up. Fantastic. Fantastic.
All right gang uh wait did we get that radio box did I say got that? No I said another team.
Let's go kill him! Did anybody hear a time box? Did you hear a time box? Did we hear something?
I'm still looking I feel like we've found a time box at every POI I feel like there's one at each one
I'm getting word that there is always white one view each view I
You know how it gonna be though. There wasn't one at that Ford
What if you could drive a car driven up your flat way hold on there's not one you found at the fort
We write by the great. So I'm getting where it was right by the great sounds. I don't remember where I found the great
challenge oh I see oh my god I got it I got it I got it I got it 10 points 10
points layup layup Kobe come on now come on now
six boys six boys come on now come on come on bring it back now y'all bring it
back now y'all guys I'm telling you that we really want to we have a hundred
weight rain get us to the next day why right now yes to that you are y'all on
Oh
That's a good idea we need that we got bad
We get me from the robots we leave all the robots
Love this anyone lose the robot for ammo there we go. Oh, no, no, no hit the robots
I'm gonna be my game for love
Better get to do it in New, Texas
Is that Christina Aguilera that's we see now Aguilera that is it's actually it's actually a joint song between see Aguilera and will Smith
Remember that one time in that one movie when will Smith had to talk that dog is that
Hey, what what?
Oh
The moment that
I robot I am legend. I am like I'm legend. You know that you're like we had two innings
Yeah, oh
The I saw the alternative one on YouTube and it was so much better
What was the original like Zina in the original when I vaguely remember they climbed through a hole at the end and there was just like a peaceful
like
completely
Place
Yeah, he dies for the girl for the lady and the dog and her daughter
But didn't they like the alternative one was like way deeper
But I guess they did it in front of test audiences and they were too stupid to get it. Hold on. Hey guys. Hey, hold on
Hey guys
You off the ship now, no, oh
We're doing I a legend talking you're not even on the ship. I'm on the ship. I'm on the ship. Don't worry about the ship
To be my game pull up. Yeah. Yeah
To be my game pull up. Yeah
To be my game pull up. Yeah
To be my game pull up. Yeah
To be my game pull up. Yeah, we actually do have a smoke box. We put the shotgun turn on you make one the second turn
Yeah, I put one on the edge you guys did you guys depot those boxes I put on the edge the edge of one
never mind never mind I had a 70 millimeter shotgun I put my did I did I
put it on the ship no I well that's fine on word on word okay guys that's a
sometimes the plan doesn't go before you do plan
Oh
Original ending will dies and the all he leaves and finds out the monsters aren't actually monsters. What is that?
What does that even mean? What is that? Oh, maybe I got it backwards. What does that even mean?
There's a guy in front of us a egg
There is a guy. Let's let's fuck his ass
He means it means they're sent you as there's a little there's still only three other teams and we can kill this
We removed 33.3 also
First of all, Lucy's team is one of the one of them and we fucked those guys up. Yeah, so I think they're I don't think they're
Give me a huge touch that ship with our ship. I'm gonna touch it
All right, you understand me sir. I'm not to do it. I can't control if they want to touch our tip, okay?
Yes, you can put us in reverse.
Put us in reverse.
Terry, you need to be in reverse.
Terry, let me drive the phone.
You're going full speed and straight at us.
What is this box you can do?
There's not a chance.
What does a bio-emailer even do?
Is it just the health of the players?
They're coming, lock in.
They're coming, do not come.
We have to.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's in.
It's in there.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I hit him, I hit him, I hit him.
Get him.
You cozy-luckin'-luckin' grab the gun!
I guess I'm not wasting 40 seconds right now.
What the hell is... you acting with a virus?
Yeah, we have to.
Fire, fire, fire!
I can't even see the gun yet!
No, there's a reactor shown. I just hit the reactor like five times.
I hit the turret, I hit the turret!
Get him!
I can't, the steering wheel's dead and they're on our ship!
It's not coming, it's not coming, it's not coming!
Okay, I'm repairing, I'm repairing!
No, it's coming! Boys, I'm coming!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
I'm shooting at them!
You shoot at them, I kill them, I'm shooting the turret!
Get their wheelhouse!
Kill your wheelhouse!
I'm shooting the leg, I'm shooting the leg!
Get their wheelhouse!
Where about the fuck is the enemy drop?
Everything!
I can't, I can't rotate, I can't rotate!
Everything's fixed! Everything's fixed!
The wheelhouse won't fly!
Up to the A bar!
Stay at the A! You should have taken care of the truck!
Okay, top left! Okay, top left!
Everything's fixed!
I've lost the vehicle.
Okay, top right!
Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice!
I'm gonna hold the gun.
He's gonna kill them!
He's gonna kill them!
He's gonna kill them!
I
I'm dead, I'm dead on the hill, I'm dead on the hill, he's probably dead too.
And I'm just hand flopping for his bandit.
Destroy, destroy something.
I'm dead in the end.
I'm trying to get him out the search but I can't, I'm missing, I'm missing.
Kill one, kill one, kill one, kill one!
Nice, nice, I'm gonna run, they're gonna ram.
No, they got me, they got me, they got me, they got me, they got me!
I'm bobbing the bots, I'm bobbing the bio emitter.
You're gonna get on us.
Fuck it!
I can't, the steering wheel is dead. Everybody else is aiming for a steering wheel.
Are we aiming for their steering wheel?
No, we're not, we're not.
I'll go for it, I'll go for it, I'll go for it.
What?
I'm the kill time no one!
Jump up, jump up!
Oh I got shot, I got shot, I got shot!
Yeah, jump up!
You gotta hop on that gun, you gotta hop on that 80mm and shoot him off!
Oh, I got shot!
I got them! Again!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
You and your body!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
I killed another one!
I'm being shot, I'm being shot!
I don't know if we're away, I don't know if we're away!
Jump up, jump up!
Oh, he's running! He's running!
Guys, I'm gonna hit the reactor!
I see you find the reactor twice!
I hit the reactor and yes!
Kill one! Kill one! Kill one!
Right next to the memo!
God, I'm hammered!
I have to react here a third time, 3,000 nicks.
Yeah, yep, I'm spamming you with the turret.
I entered a fourth time, how's it not dead?
I'm spamming it!
I got it!
I got it!
We have no guns, we have no guns.
I'mma keep up the charge, I'mma keep up the charge.
We don't wanna get close, we have a shotgun charge, we don't wanna get close.
Oh, you're right, you're right.
We just gotta kill him.
Can we wait here?
Do we let it all dead?
Wait, you just have to kill him with the turrets?
I want you with the 80.
I want you with the 80.
I want you with the 80.
Okay.
Destroy the turret.
One is down below.
One is down below.
One is just going to our base.
You didn't see me.
I need to look for guns.
You didn't see me.
God, watch.
God, watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
You're the only one on the ship you're the only one on the ship
One on the left, one on the left.
Go back kid! Oh my god!
Are you insane?
This is just stupid!
This is dominated!
She should die, you see?
One more boys, we needed that.
No, no, no, that's three. I think.
I killed two, I only killed two.
Here, I'm missing one.
Wait, by the way, by the way, I just want to update you guys just for one second.
Just one second, okay?
Number one there's only two other ships in the game number two the one of the ships has a box
We can actually see where it is. There's only one ship. That's a mystery number three. We're in the next circle
And we have time okay. Oh my god, dude. What do that is a serious cost?
My wife's been telling me that I'm very bad at communication so I'm all you do is drink profusely and become emotionally distant
I love it. It's what the ladies love that what it is. Okay, anytime. So what do you want to on a date night because she doesn't feel a
Connection to you anymore take us someone like like a bowling alley or a rash a NASCAR rally
That's our rally's right this down. I got to write this down. Yeah
Oh, they love them in love. Oh, they can't get enough of them. Oh, boy
You honestly we plan plan a plan a dinner date
See let's do a dinner date at home right and then when it when the when the date is actually happening and there's no
Food look at her and say I thought you were gonna talk
I think you profusely mad at her because she didn't click it just like making a huge problem
Think like a huge don't make it a bonding moment. We just laugh about it. They get a huge problem
Tell her that the voices on the way
Listen to me now
Yes, yes, I do
that box shut up pussy all right so he hit the black box here's the black box
probably I'll fight it on far I'll find it just do that guys you know I'll
fight it I'll fight it I'll fight it I'll fight it I think I know where it is
you want to look for you go you go for all dude I'll do it's probably on his
boat right here yeah I saw him running yeah I saw him running deep over here
I saw him running. He's running somewhere over here, so maybe like one of these bushes.
You don't negotiate with terrorists. You don't negotiate with terrorist boys. Okay. I had
to shoot him. I had to shoot him.
I saw him running, like, uh, what do you think it's? It's somewhere. I'm running like north northeast
Uh, we could also just get on the trampler and walk around in a circle here look for it
If uh, if this date if it takes too much time
Hmm
Wait yo trampler trampler trampler directly, uh, oh
Northwest
I
Did you get the box on top?
Need a repair we need a repair we need a repair. I just have to repair kids on top. I got to pick it up top
Where's the where's this other guy? I'm backing us up out of the smoke so we can get up. Yeah
I'm gonna repay as well. Whatever you're done. I'm gonna fill up the can so quick
dude when I was pushing the bottom of the base I saw him he's either here
there's no way he ran I see him there's another boat yeah I don't know we do we
gonna search on a tramper that's lame that they can talk yeah yeah yeah yeah
you see the trambo they're coming right at us guys they're coming right out of
There's two! There's two! There's two! There's two!
Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave!
There's two teams behind us and a team in front of us.
Go towards the rocks. Go towards the rocks.
You hear me, sis?
I'm going to the rocks behind it.
No, no, no. Go to the front here.
Wait, oh, fuck. Wait, behind us, behind us.
No, no, no. There's one. There's one. I can't turn around.
I cannot turn around.
Okay, well, there is a team coming for us
from the Northwest as well, so...
You guys, you can load up the turret for now.
this guy is retarded
they're destroyed
one is spreading over
one is spreading over
he's dead
focus on it
he's spreading over
out of right now
another third
can't you just know we are going to get third party
right now
let's keep behind us
I'm looking for it
we have to blow it up fast
another third
I'll turn destroy it
on the right
We got the objective! We got objective! We got objective!
Got above it!
Got above it!
How are these missing? I don't understand!
What the hell is going on?
It's just fucking blood, blood, blood.
I've done solid damage to the reactor. Fuck, did you take it?
You know, guys?
Still got repairing up there.
I'm dead?
Somehow I don't understand that.
Top left, top left. Okay, running over.
Get the other guy.
Don't take over. Get the guys running over again.
How are these kids doing?
I don't understand what's going on.
Guys, please!
Come back and talk to me after.
I'm going to be after.
I'm going to be after.
One down low.
One down low.
One down low.
I'm hit.
One down low.
I hate you.
He's under us.
He's going to shoot you off the tank.
Can you?
He's under us.
Kill one.
He might see four.
I'm going down though.
I killed the guy on the same.
Thank you for your help and that's him.
That person was down?
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's him, that's him, that's him.
Yes!
Thank you for all of the help.
It's probably a time for you to come on.
Thank you for the door.
Come on, come on.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Thank you for it.
That's it, that's it.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, we have to repair that door, because he's just sprained on it.
Yeah, bottom left, left leg, bottom left leg.
Hey, ones?
I'll turn the reactor up. Yeah, I did. I'm working on it.
Give me, give me, you repair. I'm gonna be the launch repairer, okay?
Alright, alright, I got it.
Oh, oh, you do large, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you repair the wheelhouse? Repair the wheelhouse.
On it, on it, on it. First.
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Was that the first one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, we're doing it.
Okay, we're doing it.
We're doing it.
What they did as if it was that the people with the ticking box was the other team
Nobody's got there is that is them. That's them. They got the ticking box or no, we have the ticking box
It we don't know. We're in like final circle. There's one guy left
There's one guy left the guy like your pair. We gotta leave with the ticking box
He must have left a dude that literal rules said that there's one extraction at the end
it's so fucking confusing I got the
like box I put it I put it under the
last one they were close man I don't
know why they need third part of this
very fucking good actually looking okay
is our feet okay
I got it. I got it. I got it. We still don't have that other black fox. We got to fight.
We got to fight. We got to fight. We got to fight right now.
I
Yeah, it was too far from the first
Oh, oh, let's drive over let's drive over get that black box. Yeah. All right. All right turn the engine on turn the engine on
All right, also close you get some more 40. We'll be there at 80. We'll be able. Yeah
Yeah, I mean I take it we should be no one left in this lobby, but just in case case
There was another team pushing us.
I don't understand, that's possible, is the player this wrong?
Yeah, I said, look at the extractor, that would be the 13, that would be the 13.
Well no, no, no, think about it, we killed two, that's two of the three,
and then we saw one behind us, that's three, and then where'd the other kicking box go?
That would be four, that would make any sense.
I don't know, I just don't know, before we fought that there was another team pushing us,
pushing us, and I don't know why they didn't.
How many help carrying this shit?
We have no ammo for the turret, even more ammo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a pair over here as well.
I got some ammo, I got some ammo.
These guys had so much C4, they had a lot of stuff on them.
Yeah.
Holy cow.
We gotta fight, we gotta fight, we gotta fight.
We gotta fight, we gotta fight.
I got them.
I got them.
This is on the bonnet.
Oh.
Guys, we gotta fight it now.
We're out of the circle, we gotta fight it.
I'm gonna drive over it.
blue armor multiple blue armors I'm just gonna throw this in a when you see a
bride which goes to what you see a bride I saw one east northeast
no these guys like yeah I mean sorry northwest northwest yeah can you guys
you guys slow down report I have a box is on boxes and I'll just stop right here
I'm just gonna go hunt on my feet actually you guys you guys loot I'm gonna
on right right right he was running like okay so when I was pushing the bottom I
saw him running away and it looked like he was going in the smoke towards the
boat or towards like there's no way he made it to the rocks it could be in the
bushes or techie I guess it's gotta be close he ran off
Listen up to still be there. I
Don't know because this guy this guy was like
He was one of the first guys so I and then I killed the teammate twice then he came back
You see him hide him in the in the feet before
It's either by the shipwrecks or the fucking rocks originally up that team there's only two spots if it's not there
Yeah, yeah, okay?
I
Wait, what do we need we need am I right?
um
We 40 will be the 40 they'll be the most importantly, but also so 80
I'm gonna be out here somewhere. I'm gonna be out here somewhere
somewhere somewhere somewhere somewhere
Where somewhere somewhere you would it be if I was a idiot out of 40 dude. All right, sure
Bro, they're out of 40. They're out of ammo and their turrets
You know, they have no ammo in any of the turrets.
We had some and one of the boxes I think had some extra ammo in it.
There's a body out in the desert right there.
It's not.
Pina, go straight out.
I already live in that body.
I can go back out to that body.
No, I'm looking for this box.
I'm looking for this box too.
I don't see it.
We got time on the circle because we're on the wide end of it.
Does anybody know where it is?
Yeah, somebody said black boxes on the body to the left of the first ship he tried running.
that means what we wait wait wait wait we're not sure that's not even a player
not
wait under under under the fuck on us or under us there's a guy around here I
just got shot at I'm dead he's under ships goosey died what the hell yeah yeah
crazy where is he I don't know I don't know I don't even know how he how he had
I think who's going on maybe sitting in a corner somewhere yes to be on our ship
No, he's definitely on our ship. He killed me with the right. I'm gonna take this ship. She was just here tomorrow the ship
Wait
It's came in the front door
He's on that there's three of them all three of them there's three people below
move the trampler move the trampler there's three people
oh i want shot i want shot kill one
there's a whole team i kill one
keep other ones one other ones absolutely one absolutely one
i'm one shot i'm one shot hey he's he's he's gonna he's back right leg back right leg i don't
I don't know where my body is.
I don't know where my body is.
What the?
Oh, it's on the other side.
There should be extra loot.
There should be extra loot down there.
Oh, they got me.
They got me.
I have no idea how.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, they have the legendary sniper rifle.
These guys are not playing around.
These guys are not playing around.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, one's dead already.
One's dead.
So they're on the ship.
They're on the ship.
Oh, come on, boys.
Come on.
I have no weapon.
Oh, I'm shot on the side! Shut up, and I'll put you in like that!
I don't know how!
Got them. I killed you as well, but I killed them.
Okay, there's only one left.
There's only one left.
Grenaded our own ship.
There's only one left! Just push him!
I'll push him with you. I'll punch him out.
I have one. I have one bar of health.
No, you can't go!
All right, I'll push him. I'll push him and fix him.
I'm towards the side. I'm towards the safe.
He's at the back of the room.
He's locked. He's at the back of the room.
I'm close to the right. He's at the back of the room.
He's he for it. He's he for it. He's he's he for the reactor. He's he for the reactor
I got you can't disarm it you wait you
Yeah, yeah, I am stupid. I bet holy crap. I'll be hey
I do
Actio fool he is
How are all three of them alive? This must be the other ship wait they probably respond
I don't think these guys probably have their ship around the corner somewhere nearby
They're just goofing
That could have been the other team
They do they do they do directly pushing. Oh wait. That's you peanut. What the fuck? I'd be
They're definitely still alive. They're responding. They're here somewhere
Yeah, I think they're good and they stayed
This is not box that dude
Wait, it's gone. I dude is gonna fuck us. It's gonna fuck us
That's weird, weird, Zbrae don't really...
It is, it's silly, but...
GBC, I'm not eating my screens.
Yo, check the rocks, Northwest.
I saw only five points.
It's either by this in a bush somewhere, or it's by those rocks.
It's the only way.
Could also just be on their boat somewhere.
That's true. I'm gonna go check on this. I'm gonna go check over here.
All of you game all of you boys. I mean how many points do we have we have one time to box one black box
We have 15 points right now. Is that it? Yes, not worth it. We need this black box hundred percent
We could get another times yeah, we could get another time in the
Dreadnought because the worst part is in that is your time box the dreadnought. I don't know when it spawns there. I
Don't know either soon. So I just can't see anything cuz it's fucking nighttime then
Is there any other POIs that we still have that might just be worth going to there?
That's true for a time box. That's true. That's true. We could do that and just get a time box
Hey, come pick me up guys. I'm gonna buy this shit looking for the black box
I mean I'm not on a ship
I'm coming I'm coming
All right, where you at?
We are doing we are
over yard
Yonder over y'all do over y'all. I see you. I see you
Is this you hey, I'm over here. I'm shooting
With it. Oh, it's a floatsy
Yeah, I'll be honest. I'm gonna that's probably the server
There's far left. I'm
Gonna try to be the server. I
Mean we're like just with sandbags with sandbags
You're not talking about that ship that box right there, right?
That's the server guys
Could have respond technically
We do have one guys get on the ship. We have mere sausage we can go to real quick
Wait, I'm getting words of my my buggy. It's just all the box. I'm right. I'm joking. Okay. Okay. Okay
Where where where oh
Oh, never mind. They saw a jacket
Never mind never mind. They saw a jacket get on the ship. We can go to Mirsa
I'll look up you guys. You guys go. I'm gonna say it's fine. It's coming. I'm gonna
What? Oh, I think I think I think I think I see a box in the middle of nowhere. Oh
My god, it's just a box filled with loot. Someone just dropped the white
It's just a box full of loot in the middle of nowhere. Oh my god
You want to scumbag piece of shit? Oh my god die died. How oh my goodness
Oh, all right. Should I go to mere sausage? Should I just go? Oh, wait, it's only us. It's only us. Yeah. We're the last ones
layer list
In the game. We should have their ship somewhere. That's two ships
And another random ragtag group of three
Fuck man, I'm going to mere sausage
Oh
Oh
It was all right with you guys them
Leave us with you guys the buzz
Come on, I leave you guys a bunch leave guys a bunch
Can you put a back in the engine immediately?
Zero on fuel or zero on fuel. I'm pretty I'm pretty my rod in a pretty my rod in
Oh, man, where's the scumbags? Fuck.
Yeah, kind of. It's gonna be moved out of the way.
Uh...
Hmm...
Oh...
Hmm...
Ladder? Somebody say maybe try...
They could have glitched in the ground from there.
Ladder?
But the way that guy was talking...
Yeah, yeah, he definitely had it somewhere.
Yeah.
He hit it somewhere. He was gonna barter.
Yeah, scumbag move, scumbag move.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Hmm...
That's why I'm glad. Yeah, well that's
Listen
Ten points for the cell that's another five points for our spiritual score. Yes, right?
It's a score spiritually we're in first place
Good things here. Well spiritually. We're in like sixth place button, but still
We're about to we're gonna win this round
I meant giving behind the 7-11 in Maryland
Is it true? Is it true?
Well, it depends on who you're talking to. I meet a lot of people in Maryland.
Every time 7-Eleven's, it's my go-to spot.
Yeah? Oh my...
Oh god...
Oh god...
Um... did they spawn?
Oh no, there they are.
Okay.
I can't believe that guy's fucking shit.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop move stop move
It's a fucking sand of Sofia
What the fuck are you doing man?
Like holding a stick
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
That'll happen, that'll happen
You never know what it might happen, but it can happen
It can happen
What if you don't really pop a good anime?
I mean I probably I wouldn't be my first move, but it might be like
Yeah, my hope is I'd be a fucking hero
If my top if my top three plans fail that would be before the moment
Well before yeah plan D. That'd be plan D. That'd be plan D.
Plan D, I would definitely do it if I if I was being
If I got so fucked by plan A, B and C, I would have to do it with plan D.
100% 100% 100%
100%
What will be here on our ship?
Double reverse psychology.
Let's have a lockbox from here.
And then how much time we got? Oh, we're doing pretty good actually. We're doing pretty good on time.
We got time for one more good round after this.
Yeah, I think you go to the thing and see if you can get experimentals
Yeah, I think you're right right those rockets do the whole those many and and then we just send to every team
last one
Where's that first place at first place is only at 75 if we can actually do this guy this is still in the car
This is still in the car to you
I'm going to get the um.
What's your time box sir?
I'm not seeing one yet.
I'm going to get here.
I'm going I'm going off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was going to say.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my god, oh never mind
It's been looks like somebody's been here, but it also looks like it's response. Yeah. Yeah, it responds to the last circle. I believe
I'm not hearing a ticking box over here guys
It's a big place. It's a big place. Yeah, big spot. Big spot. You see, you check the
nooks and the crannies. I've got the bug. I just realized I have the bug. This is why
I've been going crazy. What? What? I have the hissing bug. I feel I hear constant hissing.
I'm not even at the ship anymore. That's what you like to hear. That's what you like to
here there's anyone here anything really subtle ticking of the time box might be a
little hard to hear with constant hissing in my ear that's just a feature
just a feature just a few
hmm one of many I I like I have two guys saying that they heard two guys you
are you sure it's not the ticking on our ship?
you see anything?
green 40 here
ammo and shit
I found it, found it, found it!
Good work, Mr. Cloak. See?
It was on the complete opposite side of where we're at.
Perfect.
You two jackasses.
All right? Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
No, there might be one on the thingy.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Come on, gang!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yeah, you better get your farting you better get your party's funny when this
stone boots is a free spawn again or no no only one time the last are gonna be
fun I will say I will say this though I'm having a good time I kind of three
rounds in
so you just got a lot of fun
after the tip time I think link shotgun blast went through a body I just kind of
like alright whatever happens happens it's a fun-ass game
yeah I'm telling you it's right you haven't beat my meat
Oh my god man, that's gonna shit I did for you.
I've been banned.
I've been tenderizing to meet this whole time.
Oh, that's gonna be a, that's gonna be major.
Major, major bag alert, major bag alert.
Bring out the whole ocean.
Bring out the whole ocean.
Bring out the whole ocean.
Oh, I see nobody's on the steering wheel.
I'll go ahead and take care of you.
You go ahead, boss.
I don't go ahead.
I think I see the dreadnought.
I do, in fact, see the dreadnought.
We have about 10 minutes until we have to get the egg tank.
10 minutes.
That's perfect.
Yeah.
So, again, what I was saying is we're probably going to take us to 60 points, and then if
we didn't lose that black box that the guy picked away, and we didn't lose the 10 points
of cleanup, we'd be tied for free.
Don't you say that.
Don't you talk like that, Colchee.
Don't you talk like that.
Don't you talk like that, Bobby!
I mean, fuck!
I was just...
Don't you talk like that, Coach.
You don't you talk like that.
I'm trying to convince myself that everything's okay.
Hey, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can we ask something really quickly?
There's the tournament end at 11,
as in like any point submitted after 11, don't count?
No, it probably lasts around because...
Well, yeah, I mean, they did the bottom thing on us.
Yeah, we need to know that immediately,
because if we...
Want me to boost?
Well, then what's the point of even doing a...
It's gotta be like the rounds just finished out right?
Yeah, yeah, it's probably rounds.
Because the glass circle won't even show up.
Yeah!
Take that, you wanna game?
Take that!
Surely we have enough to kill T.A.I.
Oh, direct hit, direct hit!
Critical hit!
Uncritical hit!
Critical hit!
He's weak, boys!
Ooh!
Whoo!
She's about there.
A critical head!
Critical direct head!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Critical direct head!
Critical head!
Oh!
You got that. I would rather...
I'm falling.
Both of you guys go on the dreadnought.
I mean there's a guy on there!
I mean there's a guy on there!
Ohhhhhhhh
Kill him immediately!
So fancy!
You already know
in the fast lane
from out of late in Tokyo
even though there's no land bridge
between those two
Okay, okay!
That would have been very, very helpful information, Gloksy.
And by the way, you know that door you're going to?
There's a bomb on it!
I got him! I got him!
I need help! I need help!
Hey guys, fucking up!
I got him! I got him! I got him!
Oh, oh, oh, I did it!
Yeah, I thought we were exploding.
I was like, I got him!
I got you, boss! I got you!
How's it going down there, miss Scrooge? How's it going down?
Who is this mean-mugging-my-dead body? What is it?
What the hell are you doing?
Okay, alright!
What?
What?
No way.
I
The shell is destroying this we where's he's been like
In the spot wait, what do you mean this one? It's out of this one, right?
It's here. It's here. It's here. There's no experiment go
Yeah, if I can explain can somebody maybe goosey and then already grabbed it because they were on foot. No, no, no
I
Thought I had a hundred percent spawn rate
We'd be goofed on
You get goofed on
Maybe they've done a response, but the experimental doesn't know because it because that wasn't all looted there
Like we saw there was a productive dome. Oh my god
It's a rocket launch with like a hundred rockets here
I know it's a hundred percent spawn rate that we have one that we didn't bring we got to bring them both out next time by the way
this is
Is it this is it blow up compartments and stuff or just people?
He blows up everything. I don't know. Oh
That's a nice
That's nice. I'm thinking we want that. Oh, yeah, that's all that's nice. Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, that's no that's your that's nice
Oh, you know, that's nice
Nice that's nice. Hey, so there's no experimental. I it doesn't look like I didn't know that it couldn't spawn. I thought it was a hundred percent
a spawn rate
I think it was a hundred percent spawn rate
That was the hundred percent spawn rate. Wait, you thought it was a hundred percent? Yeah, I thought. Can we trade these? Can we trade these for anything?
It is a pristine 70 millimeter shotgun right here. A blue one.
Wait, a blue one or a purple? A blue one.
If we find the purple one, that shit goes crazy.
There is no purple one.
There's a purple shotgun.
It's so good.
It's huge.
It is a great 40.
There's no such...
What?
What are you talking about?
Oh, I'm thinking about...
I'm sorry.
I'm thinking about the actual shotgun, not the turret.
No, not the turret.
The turret white.
Oh, yeah.
I was thinking about the actual shotgun.
Oh, zombies respond, zombies respond. Careful. Careful.
We got kind of a couple goodies. I'm going to move the ship closer.
I see we could dattle. That way if we die, we might be able to do one more.
Yeah, can we trade this wine in for anything? Uh, they might have made a wine trade out
of it all. We'd be enough. Let's do it.
Yeah, I think we need to go if we don't find a lockscrate on here everything cuz we only have one for one one more rounds
There's no point in yeah, but we have a black box and two times right?
I have one time two times three times
Two times the wine three times we do three times in one block
There's no actually time back to back champion dr. This is Meg
I'm calling this shit
Okay, so I send us out you go ahead go ahead watch go ahead watch
three-time mr. Mingus dr. Mingus dr. Mingus well two time is dr.
just pick the three times dr. Mingus mr. Mingus and his grandson dr.
lingus okay okay all we have one listen listen to all we have one good
raid it doesn't mean we start stimming dr. Mingus and his son mr.
Mr. Dingus and his son Mr. Tingus Laos and his other son Mr. Blingus and his dog's friend Dr. Shingus.
If you are a loved one, call this number now. You may be entitled to compensation.
I will take down this whole operation right now. It is Saturday
The entire operation right now
Hold on wait hold on wait wait three wait hold on three wait
We get your body moving
Yeah, okay, put your right foot in put your left foot in oh shit guys
Okay, I'm dead and I have a literal fight to split in my hand whoever's killing me is a literal
Seconds to respond respond immediately and all a bunch of our shit's just laying on the deck
It's not in the thing we have 10 seconds to put on stuff close you get down there and put boxes on the stuff
I put everything on I already fucking did it, but we I literally see boxes that are not this is I think you see three right here
They're empty. They're empty there. Yeah, they're not empty
Hey, they should be in
Where is the ficus play that I don't remember where I died on top it's up top
Put your left foot in my ass, put your right foot in my ass
Shake it all about I come three times and that's what it's all about
It's all about take you take your left pinkie and your right pinkie
My mouth all right, okay, I'm up top
I'm at the thing.
Hey guys, guys, up here, guys, up here, guys.
He's the, he's the, let's go, let's go, let's go.
You just steal a 70 million shotgun?
Why would you, these accounts don't even save?
It was on the ground.
I couldn't fucking put it on, I couldn't put it.
Oh, let's go.
We have 39 minutes until the tournament ends.
And first place, oh, they only got a five point round.
They're stupid and they're dumb and they suck and I hate them.
And I hate them and also the racist maybe I don't know that's true. Listen, there's good. You never know never know you'd never know
Okay, okay, let's check our news for our the first place is 80 points and we have
Well, I wait for it to update they for to update
We have we gotta get a game gotta go fast wait wait, okay
I want a box. I want a box. I want a box. We guys what if we sell our our location box for up?
Experimental kiddin. We're gonna be like fifth. We're gonna be like fifth. I think what away
Well, we can get the first one. We have one big round right here. We just up to it
It's a weird big place 40 points. We only need 40 points just round to get first place. That's it. That's nothing
That's literally nothing. That's one green tick-tock boxes and and two black boxes by the beat by the boom
God 55
Fingers on the keys put your fingers on the key
Would be second would be second place that would be five yet. Sorry third place. That'd be nice. That'd be nice
Kill me. Kill me right now. Very comfortable. Why would they add it so that we sell a box and lower it's who's not at that
55 dollars.
We should get an award for being the only ones to sell their points.
Yeah, honestly, yes.
Bring me to that man right now. I want to talk to him. I want to talk to that man.
I want to speak with him.
Now! Oh, you guys, I'm bringing you a 40 millimeter green with all my ammo.
Bring the best shit. Bring your best shit.
Dude, these shotguns. Fuck these shotguns. I'm bringing a...
Okay, can you guys use the revolver or the blitz?
Hey guys, I'll wait for you guys to catch up.
Yeah, I'm a blitz.
One person to bring an 8 with a few seconds of ammo.
Just 8 with a few seconds of ammo.
I mean, I could buy it.
Uh, yeah, yes, yes, yes.
We can sell it to-
Should I use the airlock or no?
Oh, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
We don't need to fix the airlock.
We're too strong.
We are too powerful.
Okay, if we die early, we will have a chance to get another one fast, but
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Come on guys, come on guys
Hold on, I'm buying, I'm buying, I'm buying, I'm buying
Um, shit, we can't buy meds, we have to
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's still
I wish I knew all this before
Probably my own fault, but
We need fucking metal scraps, I could have picked up a thousand of those
Okay, whatever
get you guys wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm ready yet no
you can be safe duty i'm backing out i'm backing out i'm gonna fix the wall and
i'm also gonna spin the fight display on gigaboo 80 real quick wait i have a
guy go go go go instantly win a fight what i'm gonna bring rocket launchers
i have rockets for it i have five arm ap rockets in 1hc yeah i got an
your grenade I got a smoke grenade I got a smoke grenade handheld don't we
don't need to think for it I can't wait so should I back out so I don't back out
right you I think you actually do back out because I just had to redo the shit
okay okay yeah just wait to build your kit cuz it's gonna reset on you tell me
when you're ready are you ready I'm ready boss I'm very much blue armor
rifle revolver ammo I just mean everything I'm speaking I mean this is
most likely our last round anyways you guys I never bought the blue camera I'm
an idiot no I got blue armor oh my god oh my god oh my god I don't worry I'm
treating a black box for something we guys what we guys we need to treat a
black box for something good why need it do I need I brought so much for the ammo
What else do I need?
Let me check, let me check, let's check it.
Wide bobbin, box, wide bobbin.
I don't have any beans, I don't think.
No beans!
No, I have 20.
I got beans, I got 35 beans, dude.
I'm bringing all but five,
just in case we do a quick round.
I'm bringing an 80 and a green shotgun.
I need someone to bring,
oh, hey, listen, this is what I need, this is what I need.
I need someone to bring a green 40, who can do it?
Can do it I can do it. I got a 40. Okay now I need to want to bring um three stacks of 40 and three stacks of 80
I'm bringing three stacks of 80. I'm bringing four stacks of 85 stacks of 80
I'll bring a lot. I'll bring a lot of 40. You got 40. Okay a lot of 40. That's right. Yeah
Then you got the green you got the green 40. They'll write the actual gun. I
Got the actual gun green 40. Yes. Oh, oh
Okay, okay, okay, let's rock in the Rockets. I'm bringing the Rockets. Yeah, we are bringing the Rockets
You're rockin on the rocket launcher. I mean, I mean, I'm gonna
to
Have a smoke shell that's why
Okay, I'm gonna bring a brain. I'm gonna bring the smoke shell and a green 80 a green 70 just just in case
I'm gonna be 70 already. I'll be 70
bring it bring it bring like an extra gun bring two extra guns and then one
stack of ammo each so if you die you could just put it in your tank.
We would be being four extra guns five extra guns.
We should bring five extra guns. I'm not bringing any extra guns.
Get me in there and ready up!
I'm not bringing any extra guns I never die.
I never die. Actually I loaded up you up with extra guns and we're ready.
We are so loaded.
Now let's ride!
I
Are you boys ready to win this tournament?
That's right, that's right kind of a little bit folks. He's taking
We're back down never back down never back down never don't not whatever you're ready to not don't but don't absolutely never give up
Never back down never go home never go home if your family has rejected you do not go back there
They don't know what a heart is.
I'm the heart, I'm the heartist.
Ready yourselves boys, ready yourselves.
Ready yourselves, this is gonna be a battle of the ages.
This is the battle of ten lifetimes.
Ten lifetimes. By the way, why don't we bring
close to these blue 70 millimetre sockets?
Are we stupid?
Are we stupid or dumb?
Whatever, it's the last round.
Fuck it.
Fuck it. As soon as I find this room, it's gonna be incredible.
Incredible I'm gonna put so many beans in there as soon as I find it any moment now
Who just took that box I was in?
Put the put the one purple smoke inside the shotgun
Now come back. Yeah, I'm not being the second of the roof
me was me was we're right here right here right here
we put the top shelf there's just a bunch of extra ammo right actually we
should probably leave that in case we die we won't ever die we'll never die
we're never gonna die never gonna die rifle and a pistol in your thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Huge. I should actually okay
Okay, perfect, I'm gonna put
Yeah, I've got this rocket launcher. I've never used it before though for both
Let's do that toilet puncher. They say whoa
Because he's easy
Boom
Oh, it's done if I have more ammo. Fuck you
Want a hole somewhere? Oh, you die. Do you die?
You know we already put up all the turrets all turrets are on and film. We're good
We're good. We're good. I was saying I was saying for our guns
restocking there was no extra animal I think
oh
hey hold on wait a second wait hold on yeah wait hold on wait guys wait to say it
I have an idea all right we have a lot of taxes like get the boxes hide
What if okay, what if we mute our streams as soon as we go to the next guy
We see ram their boat says many slurs as we can until they get banned
And then while they're following the fix their stream to figure out why they got banned we
Unmute our stream
Let them have it
Okay, do we know do we know it is genius
Do we know if the thing goes to like he said at 11 it just ends or does it go until all the
up? If it doesn't go it's got to be until all the lobbies are over that started before it was.
If it doesn't go until all the lobbies are over I mean women. It doesn't make sense it literally
doesn't like otherwise this like right now we should might as well just quit. Okay so the last
I'm gonna throw something out there. Okay. You say no
So we're going to have time right now if we just leave a POI
Get a box. We're gonna have time to extract with that box
That's true and points and then it instantly get into another game. That's true
I'm not I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not that I'm not for that
Is a really weird fucking place top see that 90 points out 90 points. That's fine
What team is that with the game?
That's uh, Matthews on the BSR. They just got a 50-point range.
Are you trolling?
No, no!
That's the same.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. We got a 3-point range right now.
Where's that one at?
That was in first place!
That's easy! We can get a 50-point range easy!
Guys, I'm telling you, if we just hit like 3 or 4 POIs,
and we get 3 or 4 of those ticking time boxes,
we can do the team we can win!
You know, you know that team that's in first place?
Yeah.
Those are the guys we put, those guys we pushed at the circle.
No way.
Just say what's next.
Yeah, that's Ceremoner.
We gotta put that right now.
And then we added a tool.
Take that, Clayton!
Got him!
Something about us on that one guy that you're gonna turn like mobs, we're gonna turn away.
I find, I find, I find the team that's in first place.
I'm going in, I'm going in, I think it's me.
I'm not sure if we can, I'm like fairly certain
that this P.O.I. specifically has two time boxes.
I believe I found two time boxes here twice.
Well, let's make sure you turn right away a little bit.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't access the reactor.
Hey guys, you guys, I'm also getting confirmation
that this box has two ticking time boxes.
I'm not even joking.
All right.
There's supposed to be right here, I think.
Oh, one right here, yeah, one right here.
Got it, guys?
And then there's one right down here.
I'm dropping it down close to others.
Another, another, another.
And the other ones down here, you guys, go.
Move, move, move!
And there should be another one right here.
Hey, did you see the other one?
I've found two ticking boxes at this view I before twice I remember
I believe I believe I believe that we can love each other while we kill each other
I
Don't know I think only one spawn guys. I really want to you check the tower. I'm not gonna tell no there's a bank up there
I like there's no way you hit the other side of the P.O.I.
Giant P.Y. Pass the rocks.
Yeah, I'll go to it. Go for it.
Listen, listen, listen.
Well, I'm, you guys, you're all good. We're all good.
I'm just fighting 70 zombies.
Perfect for math.
Hey, Cloaksy, how you doing?
Heeeeeee!
Mr. Cloaksy!
Heeeeeee!
Mr. Cloaksy!
Mr. Cloaksy!
Make me a dream!
Make him the finest
You have a C.
Mr. Gluck see paid me a dream.
Make him the finance that you have a C.
Mr. Gluck.
The robot.
did we uh oh yeah yeah we uh it's a hundred percent going to be by the bank bro the
PY is too big to have one oh our engines I don't hear what I don't hear one of the
tower I don't hear one of the tower go to the bank
Okay
We duty for you but we eat lots those things very fast I brought like a lot like a lot a lot
There's a baguette
Is there a bag I think there is a bag
Because I don't think there's any more taking boxes here. I think we leave
Yo, you're not gonna I mean you're not gonna be able to hear it if it's up top don't just be on this time
Yeah, I only they smile at the top of the tower. Did they?
First you think it's fun anywhere in the P.O.I.
My gosh, I
Oh, she's voice makes me want to fight him in real life
All right asshole
Fair enough I'd say that makes sense to me that makes
I do have an annoying voice oh it's okay buddy that doesn't mean it's annoying
maybe it's cuz it's it's so alpha that they feel threatened yeah maybe they're
like a beta wolf and you're the alpha wolf they hear you howl and they get
intimidated you're like oh shoot good take that out again horn yeah yeah you
can see that alpha before you like this true before you become sigma there's no
boxes let's leave let's go to the next POSF
to the X-Rex yet well nope no one probably ten minutes and even close not
even close we're going to Mirsa's you next you such a huge as ours do we have
us did we bring a we brought a shield is that right my yes yes yes yes yes yes
I need to go bring that to the sorry sorry I got it thank you sorry forgot to
do that. Good, all good. Chats filling me in.
Yeah, Chad filled me in last week.
Chad, you like it once a week?
I do like it once a week.
Okay, if you also also extract. Wait, do you check in here?
He I checked all the way up and down the dogs. I don't
use another box. I went down here. I think I'm here.
No, but I listened in. I listened for inside the barn. I
mission stop we got like five other teams in here with this why is a bunch
of hits inside of you hit hard the first guys the first-place team is in
here with us you say we had to kill me to kill them guys guys lock it every
I'm back on the ship. I'm back on the ship.
Okay, I really don't think...
I think we hit another P.O.I. and leave.
I'm down for that. I'm down for that.
Because if we queue late, we're most likely going to get a lobby that's already started, and then we can roll everyone.
Yeah!
Yeah, we can.
And then we can...
And then we'll...
And then we'll do...
And then we'll do...
And then yeah, we do that!
Right.
100%! 100% yeah!
That's so true.
Oh, dude.
I can't believe that the old the whole like there's only one extracts the end was just not true
I can excuse the guy hiding the black box listen whatever fuck that guy
Ten points I might actually give myself a quadruple circumcision live on stream tonight
What?
Don't do it!
It's in the rules?
How would you even know that?
You can't even...
No, no, no, that's not true.
It was not in the Discord.
Maybe they added it now.
But that was not in the Discord earlier.
That you would actually lose those points.
They said that you can turn in a time box for experimentals.
But they didn't say you'd lose the points.
I figured the points were secure.
They messaged our group chat.
chat and right they messaged us individually but I'm just saying I do
see on the website that there is something that says that'll happen but I
don't know if that was there at the beginning well I was reading the discord
I don't know the website you know maybe the website they put it on but the
website didn't didn't unlock until like two hours before the tournament hey guys
guys guys another box we have to kill that guy for that box as we go to Fort
Strattenberg the force don't have ticking time boxes do they you guys do force have ticking time boxes
Your son no no no forks cannot have it if you go to your son's we get we get the team time box
We go kill those guys at watch
Then we just fucking leave who's your boy if you if we get 20 points right now 20 minutes
Yeah, if you get 20 points right now, it's fucking insane.
If we can get into a round before, I assume that's how it works, if not, that's gonna be trash.
There is a chance that we leave, because guys, think about it.
Realistically, if you go to Mewsox, you've got the time box and leave.
There's gonna be like five minutes left before 11.
There's a chance we don't get in the next five minutes.
No, we will get into a lobby that's already started.
You might literally maybe get back into this lobby.
That would be amazing, that would be amazing!
see you see you see you guys or we can leave not get back to no lobby we're
fucked forever honestly with at least that might put us into with that put us
in the top three though we died for four hours
without me to avoid this into that'll put us into fourth wait no no no guys we're
We're gonna be able to extract and have 5 minutes left.
That's a risky move, boss.
That's risky, boss.
We have to do it.
We have to do it.
We have to do it.
We died for 4 hours without getting a score.
I have a boost.
I have a boost.
Coach, you gotta hit it.
I'm going down.
I'm going down.
There should be a solo.
Yeah, there's a fuck-down down here.
There's a land around.
What the hell is this?
Oh my god, boss.
All right.
All right.
Honestly, guys, there's only a chance we have to do this.
guys. There's a lot of chance
you have to do it. First, if
that works, I say you risk it.
We have to go another point.
We have to risk it. So,
what was that? It's a pretty
nice. It's a pretty nice.
That might have been a zombie
on a ship. That might have been
a zombie on a ship. It is,
it is, it is, it is, it is.
We're good. I'll clear, I'll
clear. Oh, I'm bored, I'm
bored. Oh, yeah, that was a
I
Have been gold got a girlfriend before closing
Fuck is it a fucking dog what is it? Is it human?
The Italians I think you put a dress on a cockroach
I
Will say one of the nicest people I ever met in person is in
Actual so nice no reason I
Mean I could see him being a nice guy. It was a little weird how it was a little weird how nice it was
Well, I'm not gonna lie guys that guy's been screaming for like a
A million years and the most expensive thing he's bought in the last 20 years
Yeah promo up from Wendy's for the adventure movie
So he's probably loaded
He's probably fucking loaded
Oh he's loaded dude
He's a really nice guy
He's loaded
Dude he seems like a nice guy but
That's a couple years
Yo no no he's not
Nice guy not
He's so cockroach
This man is this man
Let him have it boys let him have it
What?
Okay, those are far. Holy fuck.
I can't see that piece, is he?
Take that!
Oh, direct hit, direct hit! He's weak!
What's that smoke right there? Is that a guy?
Wait, wait, wait guys, guys, what is that smoke?
THERE'S A GUY! THERE'S A GUY RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!
THERE'S A REAL GUY RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it...
WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!
Shit, but, oh, we have to take this AI out, it's gonna get us...
BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB!
Guys, we need more 40mm ammo, we need more 40mm ammo, we need more 40mm ammo!
I do am I do that?
Now!
Okay.
Alright.
WAKE UP, WAKE UP!
Get out of here, get out of here!
Get out of here!
Yeah I'm popping a shield!
I don't want to see game of thrice.
Pop it, pop it, pop it.
3, not die here.
1, I popped it.
Hit the turret.
Kill one kill one kill one kill one.
Why do we have a shot?
Answer!
I don't know.
Get in this one, I'm over!
Get in this one, I'm over!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm trying to wheelhouse, I'm trying to wheelhouse!
Okay guys, once we kill this, there's another team.
Do you see the team to the right, shooting this way?
Yeah, double-discount, double-discount, double-discount.
Wheelhouse down, wheelhouse is down, wheelhouse is down.
They can't up, they can't up.
Nice, you're insane, you're insane, you're insane.
Keep shooting on them, keep shooting on them guys.
Go another one, go another one!
Nice, you're sane!
Yo, I'm C4, I'm C4, okay?
Oh my god, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it!
We're gonna be through so this is not gonna work.
We need to go for the capture.
We're gonna go for the capture.
You guys, you guys, you guys, I'll be able to kill it.
It's the best we can do. We have to.
We've almost throw ammo. We've almost throw ammo in this trap.
I know. I know.
Guys, I didn't choose before on the reactor.
There's one shot.
I'm prepared. I'm prepared.
We got double, double orbital strut.
We're getting double orbital strut.
We're getting double orbital strut.
We're getting double orbital strut.
Are you on the engine peanut?
No, we can now
Getting double orbital. I have to go
There's nobody on the steering wheel I am
It's fetus. Oh my god, yeah
Oh, no, we have to win this we have to win this if we lose this determine cover if you lose to her lock it lock it
How the hell do they destroy it?
What?
Here we have four foot left.
Here we have four foot left.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hey, stay three-spot available.
You should have so much.
Okay.
Is it okay?
The other team behind them.
The other team behind them.
Listen.
I'm just living.
I'm just living.
I'm just living.
He's up there on earth.
What?
They're up there.
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
Okay, they ship just got blown up. I'm gonna grab the back
I'm gonna try to do a repair repair here. Yes, leave leave leave her now
We do not have a lot of ammo. We do not have enough ammo
I fucking this is for up
I'm gonna look for any of them here.
Go down, go down.
Dude, we have to have more.
I know we have more.
We have so much ammo, we have so much ammo.
I got all head-on, all head-on.
It's a big ship.
You got our payback, you got our payback.
Yo, look at the map right now.
Look at the map. It's there and extract open.
I don't know, I don't know.
Guys, guys, give me just your pair.
I'm gonna take care of them with the 80.
I'm preparing, I'm preparing, I'm preparing.
He's not doing anything, it's about him!
Okay, they're coming!
There's a guy under you, under you guys right now!
Hell yeah, there's a guy at this door, there's a door!
Guys, they're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing!
The guy under you is dead, the guy under you is dead!
They're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing!
Oh shit, I gotta get some steering!
Destroy the turret, destroy my turret!
Destroy another turret!
Two turrets back, two turrets down!
Go through him boy, go through him!
Come on, come on, come on!
Destroy them, destroy them, destroy them!
Yeah, yeah, I'm standing here, I'm standing here!
They're going for ours!
I'm gonna smoke them, okay? I'm gonna smoke them!
I'm gonna smoke them!
Now, now, now, now!
Holy copy, holy copy!
I smoked it, I smoked it, I smoked this!
I'm gonna get out of the 80, I'm gonna get out of the 80!
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it!
Get him, I'm on it!
We have to re-stop them.
Fuck. We have to re-stop them all.
I'm out.
Look at Primo.
Yeah, yeah, look at Primo.
Watch right next to the 40.
He's going to repeat the skill.
I got this.
It's not actually out.
It's just that there's multiple ammo.
Shit.
We're in a bad angle.
We're in a bad angle.
We're in a bad angle.
We're in a bad angle
What's gonna be do I like one job large
There's so much we have so much for you so much for you so much for you
Hang on oh
You need to repair the engine now. We had a bad angle. They might have had some shots on
Is there anyone we can just back up?
I'm stopping now. I'm stopping now.
I'm going to the edge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, let's go.
We gotta try to hit that reactor, boys!
Hey, champ!
Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
We need to make sure our reactor doesn't blow up though.
Our arm is just gonna-
Get out of my way!
Our arm is just gonna-
Guys, we gotta- we gotta go to the left.
We gotta take a second.
Our arm wheel ounces down though.
Our arm wheel ounces down though.
You don't have to pay that, you don't have to pay that,
because you're moving left, we're moving left.
Destroy the turret, destroy the turret on the right.
Head, bring it.
I can't see the reactor for my bro.
I'll get my gun, get my gun!
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
I can't see for- is anyone FC4? Is anyone FC4?
I'm trying to turn the right down there! I can't make him!
Get him! I'm an amrid amrid amrid!
Yes, he's an amrid!
I'm trying to hide him now. I cannot see if I'm close to him.
I'm hitting a reactor!
Destroy the turning in! Destroy the turning in!
Nice!
They're turning in, I was just railing the reactor!
Back up, I'm coming back up!
Get him!
I got reloading.
Reloading.
Wait, I can restock?
Oh my god, restocking it.
You saw the turret, destroyed the turret!
Yeah, yeah, purple ammo.
Destroy another turret!
Two turrets down, two turrets down!
It's maybe a good tip, hey!
Wait, I can see the turret.
I can see the turret.
I can see the turret.
I can see the turret.
I can see it.
Reactive in the middle! I'm standing on it!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Genetic, genetic!
Is that a reactor, boys? Is that a reactor?
Destroy the tank, destroy the tank!
Destroy the tank, destroy the tank!
It's not like we should have it.
Get one, get one, get one, get one, get one!
I have three staffs with me out there, I'm hitting it hard!
Oh my god, I'm hitting it!
I'm hitting it hard!
I'm hitting it hard!
I'm hitting it hard!
Imagine this, we got him, we got him!
We got him!
No!
I should turn, I should turn!
I'm gonna go see I'm pushing I'm looking to sit on them
I'm taking the map because the circles no way near us. We're good. We're good. We're good
You took the black box.
Are you so serious?
God damn it, dude.
Oh my god.
The same guys hit the black box again.
Are you serious?
Yeah, it's the same guy.
It's the same guy.
Don't let it out.
Oh my god.
My god.
My god.
I was going to say it would be a fighting game.
I'm like, this is the same guys that hit the black box.
That's no thing worse.
Give it, give it.
You go ahead and prepare me and be close to get all these guys
out.
How many feet are there?
I'm moving the trampler a little closer.
We are just getting a little closer to you guys.
I'm not going to go fully into the smoke because then I won't be able to see.
Because you're going to be, I hate those appears, I hate those appears fast.
We're going to go hunt this guy down.
Yo, I put the black, I put the black box on, um, I put the black box on the, uh,
the first floor when you go up the thing you can put on the shelf.
You see, you see the third guy anywhere?
Uh, I killed one that was running up the hill.
Yeah, I'll check up there.
I'll see you there.
You go ahead and just talk to the last guy.
He's got the black box for short.
Yeah, we check the black boxes just to see where it usually is.
Yep.
He's probably going to go up to the, uh, to the extract, to try to extract the zone black
box.
Yeah, we have to say in this, so we have to just repair everything and just, oh my god,
oh my god.
Fucking weasels.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
I'm so, oh, I'm so flustered.
Oh, I'm so flustered.
Oh, it's all right.
Oh, I'm so flustered.
You can, I'm so flustered.
Oh, it's so fast.
We can, we should find, we gotta go faster.
I'll spritz you later.
I'll spritz you later.
I gotta cool, I gotta cool spritzer.
If you spritz me later, spritz you later.
Oh my god.
Um, yeah, I killed two of them, running up the hill.
Yo, Pete.
Which up, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Great fucking shots, man.
That's the only time I would ever compliment you playing a video game
because you're really terrible, but great job.
Great job, man.
That was impressive.
You were shitting on them.
I
Repair a feet. Oh, we got a
You watch you're not on the show. Oh
And the ship is outside down
You're 100% certain it wasn't usually where usually is
It's the same team that moved the last time the death wish guy was the guy that
Screaming out I said he moved it the first time
God, I never want to speak to the three ever. Ever. Ever in my entire life. Ever. Not one
time. I don't care. I don't care if it's a wedding and they ask me to be their best
man. I'm best be the, I'm never, I've never spoken to these people. I hate these people.
I hate these people. I hate these people.
Yeah, I mean, check to see, check to see the guy I sniped up the hill, but it was, uh,
I could be getting one guy to chat saying they announced the winner the announced the winner
right I mean it's technically over but we're still in a round surely they were gonna wait
till the rounds I could be getting one guy so let's just keep it five minutes remaining
any new lobby started after this time five minutes oh great great great okay just get
There's I'm just getting trolled
Are you, are you going to the extract, uh, Cozy?
Where you going?
No, I'm trying to find this fucking loser
You say it that way?
I don't know
I don't think you would go towards the extract with the box
You mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're right next to an extract
Yeah, that's probably where you went
You might want to come back, boss
You are fucked
I didn't see that
I don't know
Run back over here, let's go to the extract, we're gonna take the extract
We should probably, there's a lot of people in here man.
We should probably...
There's a lot of people in here, man.
God, I can just get the Discord call with these scoundrels for 60 seconds.
Oh my God.
I would have let him have it.
of having oh my god oh my god there's a T-Bike from it's it is
basically that's a rock how about a how about a room on the
fourth story of an office building close the blinds and lock the door
oh my god they posted five minutes ago saying five minutes remaining any new
lobbies started now we're fine we're fine we're fine we're good we're good
we're good yeah it would be crazy for that this is we're good I'm heading
towards the extract I would we definitely see if they actually the extract
smoke but we really have three beans on on on these monsters in my eye we wait we
do we wait wait wait do we do that I brought so many beans guys I'm gonna
find them guys we do we loot this time behind us for ticking box I think that's
the one that we do no no we were on our way we were on our way
I don't think so.
You're right. You're right.
I don't think we did.
We got on our way to Mirsausage and we got...
Close, close. You want to grab that on your way back?
You want to grab that on your way back?
We have to go to the next side to help this guy?
Yeah, yeah, I'll grab it.
You get the box? You get the box?
Okay, you get the box. I'm going to go help this guy.
All of you guys really want...
Alright, is somebody on the wheel right now?
Because we're moving.
Yeah, I'm on the wheel, yeah.
Okay, just making sure we're...
What's he doing up there?
Close, you don't miss that time box.
You have to find the time box, okay?
There's no we have another team in here with another timeboxes
Oh, yeah, we're gonna kill us guys. We gotta have you here boss
We gotta get you back on the ship with that timebox. Do not miss that timebox in that
PY
There's no way. We only have four beams left
See if I got me 20
20
It might be it might be broken. That's why I check it check the thing. It could be broken and that's why it's only counting as that
Oh
Go check the bedroom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
That's 100% what it is.
Oh my god.
I know it's funny, ha, ha, ha, but actually,
fuck these guys.
Oh my goodness.
Actually, fuck these guys.
I hope karma turmoils them for centuries to come.
I hope their crops die.
I hope the rivers flow with blood.
Fuck these guys.
Oh my goodness.
No way to hit the black box twice in a row.
where is my butthole
where's part about that is
one of them was playing
so they were just sitting there
on the black box for the entire time
what the fuck
I have to reject that
alright our beans are
good
I put everything in the captain's quarters
it's all the extra kits
yeah he's not here guys
we lost his gun
He's out here. Oh my goodness. Oh
What a sad day. What a sad day. Oh
What a sad day. Oh
What a sad day? Oh
Let's just find like six lot. Let's find like four to six lockboxes real quick being bang boom first place
Bro, that is that is 20 points. We lost to beat was it guys
We can't go to how month and season and then we can get two more lockboxes and get that guys if that's three
That's 30 points left the one coast is gonna get that's 40 points. That's what we have. That's 50 points
55 points. Yeah, that was our person first place jumpers in first place
Yeah, we can do this. It's not the actual lock-in. We have to wait for coastal coast here. Are you almost at front of that box?
We're gonna go this next be why you you have all the country desert
Go go go!
You boat?
I'm gonna go pee while we travel once that time.
I'm getting where the black box is still on that boat. That's where I'm here.
Okay, I'm going back.
Okay, wait, if that's the case, can you guys get a shipwreck next to the boat?
on the boat I checked I checked I literally was on the boat I checked
I don't care about that again buddy fuck this guy
fuck this piece of shit I don't care
we still go without you because if you do find that in two boxes you can't get
back I mean you guys should probably just loot unfortunately like these guys
doing this behind but where's we going the next month just just don't miss that
time box you don't miss that time box yeah that's the thing
you're actually still in the circles you can wait for some years out it's and
then oh wait I think these guys are about to have a second time box we were
We don't even have to go over them, we just gotta kill them.
Yeah, me and me, we just gotta kill them.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Folks are giving the boxes on a ship half sunk
in the sand sideways.
I don't care about that game, I don't give a fuck.
The ship we just passed, go back.
Oh guys, it's right there.
I'm looking at it, I don't know if we can get one guide.
But the ship, okay, should I do it?
I mean, we got time, this is the last time.
Fuck it, go ahead, fuck it, I'll back it up, go ahead.
Don't play don't play
These are shipfix
It's bugged into the ship. Oh wait, is it even worth I'm seeing multiple people say this
I don't think I'm getting one guy, but they're saying they bugged it in now. That's a whole nother level
Let me say I think black box whatever, but if they bugged it into the ship
actually actually listen if they're trolling us and taking their black
blocks and like I get that I don't like it in the competition but when the
competition is over you know I get it
Oh
That way that that mean they bet because we were next to a broken you find it you find it
I mean, I'm here
But you just go to the time box you go to the time box. Oh my god. There's a time box here. Are you serious way?
No, I'm serious. Oh my god
Fuck the black box
I'm springing down springing to it. You don't get on you don't you get on right now
We need to hit this a PY and then kill those guys with the other time box. You know
I'm gonna be okay. Let me know you don't you want you want
Let me make sure let me say let me go to my left to make sure my text is saying they announced you winner
Wait guys guys good. Okay. Listen. What is it? Okay? Come back come back right now?
But that's yeah come back to do here sausage, right? This is 45 points, right?
Hey, we're right here. We might just give the time box. We think that we're right here
Yeah, yeah, grab it. Yeah, I'm saying grab the time box come back
Box is bugged in somewhere over there, but fuck it. We got a time show me a fucking foot
You guys think you guys think that like right now since we have four time boxes
Oh, that's not a time box wrong box read. That's not a time box. That's a locked box
Yo, hey, I just want to make
This it was just got this time box over here. Just don't I just don't I was gonna say bye
I'm not you go. I'm gonna go back to this boat. I'm gonna go okay. All right. Okay. You go you go back to the boat
We're Vince put up right now. It's all or nothing. It's all about it. It's all about it
It's all about it. Look at it. Look at it
there! So you grab this timebox and click with the
angel to come to the same place. We will have a few mere seconds to grab this.
the time-box is one in the roof. I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know.
I'll start to go right here over here.
This way oh my god I'm right on the circle I'm right on the circle does it say inside
just blow up this ship up oh my god oh yeah I'm ready to ship around I'm ready to ship
around. I don't think I'm gonna be able to find it oh my god we've be카� Grain too
long. Obviously give a shot I'm going to give a shot, I'm just going to run in there for
Two seconds.
Alright, I'm eating while I listen.
Oh!
Oh, listen for it! Listen for it! Listen for it!
EAT IT!
Listen for it! Listen for it! Listen for it!
I found mine.
Nice, nice, nice! I'm looking for mine!
We have ammo and all of our turrets, right?
Uh, I don't think so.
We have what?
We have ammo and all of our turrets.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, I reloaded one of them.
I reloaded the new, the 40 on the left, should have full ammo.
But I'm coming back to you.
This was a waste of time because...
We have to find that...
Oh, there's another lock.
Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops.
I'm gonna see.
Okay, cops.
As the ship is getting explode if I see here,
I have to leave.
I can't find it.
There's the swarms here.
I gotta move.
It's on the other side?
There's three POIs here. This is it's so much for one person loot. Oh my god
Yeah, I just gotta go. Oh my god. Oh my god
Dude, I think you have like a little bit. I don't know you can't you don't hear anything. I'll hear anything
No, I gotta go. I gotta go. There's no time. There's no time unfortunately. Oh my god.
This is where you still kill these guys. You still kill these guys. Take the box. We
threw X-Ring right now. We had the X-Ranging. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Wait, gimmick, gimmick.
You have
Should I kill myself as I was saying
That's our box you I wasn't running towards the shop box. You're here. No point cuz units gotta lead in units death our ship's dead
No, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. No, we know
Oh
Bye what bye what bye what bye what bye what bye what bye what bye what bye what bye what bye
Oh, bye. What bye. Oh, nothing way about over here guys. I don't know what I'm well fine. Nothing. We're about
Nothing. We're about here guys. Oh my god. I don't think we're about other my guys. Oh, nothing. We're back over here
I don't think we're about here. I don't know about me. I
Just go go beat up with coaxing the assault. I'm not picking up there. Oh
All right, here's off to do that
It's not round here at all. It's not even a little bit. It's actually green. Green pastures,
green pastures, big lakes. The lakes are where it was.
Oh, you actually made it out. Holy shit, we're alive. I was literally saluting. I was ready to...
I
They're excited with that box. It's all wrecking. I think I think we did was
We have to is that the first place team matter? No?
We have three we only have two
We have two because that that that one I thought was was a lock box to just definitely look exactly the same
I'm doing with the last the first place he was the people exactly right now
That's what I'm getting here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I bet you they're at the dreadlock and they're not like the exit
yet.
I'm gonna pick you guys up. Yes. I mean, they're probably
Go, go, go!
You see?
Probably can't pick it. Oh, fuck them. That's good. Let's kill him.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Thank you.
Is that QI actually out?
What, how about...
Let me know if you miss it. Let me know if you miss it much.
Let me know if you miss it.
I should hit it.
Uhh, I did not hit it.
I did not hit it.
I'm dropping the way hop on, and see the water is fine.
The water is fine.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Maximum overdrive.
How many points do we have right now?
We have two or three.
I should see.
We, we, I really have one time box.
We have twenty points.
Twenty points.
Twenty point five.
Twenty point five.
It's sixty five and that goes to fourth.
Oh, just get us to the top three.
Just get us to the top three.
What are we at?
Yeah, not actually yet.
We can try for third.
We can do this.
We could try for third.
We can go for first.
We can do this.
We got this.
This is our moment.
This team is going to extract their ship at most like the campus.
Do you want to extract our ship?
Secure third?
And then?
Oh, no, no.
We go for that.
We go for all the marbles.
I'm gonna go ahead and ship you up wait there ship you up. All right. Oh
They did that on purpose
I'm gonna go ahead and ship you up wait there ship you up all right
I
Did that on purpose?
I'm gonna go ahead and ship you up wait there ship you up all right?
I'm going to go ahead and shift it up. Wait, they're shifting it up.
All right. Oh, they did that on purpose to get the black box.
They're geniuses. They're geniuses. They're geniuses.
They're geniuses. They're going out on the ropes with the time.
Yep. Yep. They're geniuses. They're geniuses.
I didn't even think about that. I didn't even think about that.
That's genius.
I dude, I know the guy I know Sarah more and this he is the type of guy they will do every
They will find every single way to min max their victory. Oh
So that is so that is neat. That's definitely what they did. Oh
I just want to
Take a while, but
Take your time take your time
You know
guys what what what what it does okay if we extract right now and those guys
didn't exploit their boxes to the ground and peanut didn't sell that box we get
We're at 85 second. Well, that's not well at least not first
Wait, I wonder if like what you want
We have one black box, huh?
Yeah, I'm following
Careful they might be here by the way. There's landmines
They might be here
We're going in
I know
So that's purely cosmetic close you purely cosmetic
Oh, Coach, you can help up here, there's a hundred landmines. Oh my god.
All right, I was looking at that one.
It can't hit a shot, man.
I'm working on it!
Oh, we're hitting landmines.
Oh, I got it. Oh, yeah, we're hitting landmines.
No, I got it.
That one
Stop moving some of it can time boxes be a kid can time boxes be on these little boats
Uh, maybe. Maybe.
I thought so, but I think they're just locked boxes.
They look exactly like time boxes, but they're not.
Oh, that's dubious. That's dubious.
That's dubious. That's dubious.
That's a zombie, guys. That's a zombie.
You can tell by the way it looks like a zombie.
I
Guys I just want to say before we go out here
Can we accept defeat?
But it was an honor serving with you
It was an honor
Look all that matters is we had a chance
We had a chance and that's a victory in itself. The fact that we had a chance
Is a victory?
That's in and of itself. It was an honor. There's some teams
I've never even had a chance. I never had a chance. We had a chance
And we blew it
We see if we actually yeah, we actually could have won
Yeah, we had four hours and we had four at a single point
Yeah, we didn't lose we learned we didn't lose we learned
We didn't lose we learned guys. I'm not I'm not there by the way
So they're most likely extracted and can't get this stuff. Where are you ship?
I'm checking these boats. It's time box is in there, but
We have
What four minutes to start the extract? No, no, that's still a ton of thing moves. It's a million
Like 14 minutes
Of course you want to hop on the ship and stuff
I'm coming.
Do not come.
I'm gonna let them have it.
I'm gonna let these hooligans have it.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I'm not playing around no more.
I'm not playing around no more.
They're camping in.
They're camping in.
I see them all three of them yeah, they're all on the rocks there
I'll handle him stand back all handle these fools
Okay, I can't get off the cannon. I'm spamming F. Is F not the right button?
Oh, that's not good. Hold on. I'm turning back around.
Where did our things go with the extra loadouts?
In Captain's quarters, because the other room was blown up.
Retreat!
It's off this side.
I'm invincible. I'm invincible.
Howdy fellas, how you doing?
Howdy, bud!
They're pushing over right now. Under us. They smoked us. They're pushing over.
If you shoot me at the ladder, you are a loser.
Under the ladder? There's one under us. I can't even see him.
I'm not coming in the middle of the matter!
I'm not even behind you!
You have a respectable placement!
Hehehehehehehe!
Oh, what happened to your bow?
What happened to your ego?
Bring your ego!
Bring your ego, though!
You don't need nothing!
Bring the egg!
Hey, we need the boys!
We need the boys!
Oh, hold on!
Wait a second!
No, we need the boys!
Okay, give us the locks locks and we will let you leave.
How much do you take this instead, bitch?
one block block
Yeah, I got one with that game, Rob. You want another one? You want another one, Plushie?
Okay, they got lock boxes on
They got lock boxes on them?
Yeah, they got a rock and block check.
I
Boy did they have a lot of C4 and they they were not here to just
Yeah, this is not a social hour, this was not social hour for these gentlemen
We get out of here. I'm going I'm taking the ship
We're going to get a respectable placement, respectable, respectable placement, not first, but very respectable, very respectable.
Peaceful, peaceful.
Oh, Mr. Fishdog, give us this alarm, I want to get one good bed, good bed!
Thank you, my boy.
We are in range for extraction.
action
In range for extra guys, do we want to kill ourselves?
Are we what are we talking about exactly no for the black be specific no we can't we can't why not
We have more than three boxes right now. We have one timed box and one black box
Do we have three three boxes? We get our if we get ours
We kill ourselves
Fuck it. Let's do it. Yeah, grab all that see boy. Let's do it. Let's blow ourselves up. Okay. You lose my body
Let's blow ourselves
We can't we don't want to do that. We don't want to do that one. We have to we have two time boxes and a black box
Are you sure we have two time boxes? Do yes, we have two time boxes and a black box. Oh, he's right
He's right. No, you know, he's not you know, he's not yes. Yes. I am. We get a time box that
Okay, let let let I find them. I didn't brought over a time box
Where did you put it boss?
But do we have right here? Oh, yeah, I see it. Yeah, he's right
He's right. Yep. He's right
Let's send this puppy in the space
That doesn't matter
How are you not dying right now?
But not me don't bite the messenger
How are you not dead?
The budget
I
Got ya
Pop bubble in the ship there's a bubble in the ship
All right boys, dude, two blue 70s here by the way
I wish we had those on one of the other fucking
holy crap all right well I'm gonna grab this fight this plan even though it
doesn't matter yeah better it's gonna make me feel better yeah wouldn't
there black box be here then guys cuz they didn't leave no they extract no
they blew their own ship up her weight yeah I'm not gonna let my tearships it
would have had to have- ohhhh.
You're a shit child.
Yeah, guys, by the way, uh, uh, the flaker is blowing up my, uh, spot.
The flaker's blowing up my spot right now.
Alright.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
I'm hearing a lot of scary noises.
We're not gonna ruin- listen, we're not gonna win, but we don't want to mess up our respectable players.
Exactly, we will move from a respectful basic to a non-respectful basic.
He's dead, he's dead. Alright, boys.
I'm grabbing this fight kiss even though it means nothing. It means something to me.
It means something to me.
We're getting the hell out of here.
You're not going anywhere with that fight kiss.
No, son! You got Ficus! You got Ficus right now!
Give me that cold dead hand! You got Ficus!
You have to grab it out of my cold dead hand.
Give me that Ficus, give me that Ficus! Where are you?
You're never going to get... You're never going to get Ficus.
Where are you? Where's the Ficus at?
Where's the Ficus at?
Where's the Ficus?
Give me, where's the Ficus at?
You'll never find my Ficus.
Where's the Ficus at?
I don't know much, listen, I don't know much, but I know you're never gonna find me.
Where the fuck is that? Where's the bike is that?
What's all this? What's all that exploding going on?
I need to click and blow in our spot.
Don't worry guys, I'll handle it.
I handle it guys, stand back. I handle it. Don't worry guys.
I got this, stand back.
Stand back.
Oh, okay, nevermind.
Oh
Even fucking me YouTube don't ever not even once me once
I have a new system. I have a new system. I have a new system. I get told I never read YouTube now
Whenever I look over I'm sure read the chat
This is a don't read YouTube and then I'll legitimately never read YouTube because I'm only reading chances and don't read you wait
There's a lot of
This is a third time box. We doesn't matter. Oh, no. Oh, you see what you have to ask yourself
He was a rocket Jack really were ruggins
Here she goes
All right respectable placement respectable say respectable very special and and in the end I get out with ficus
Where are you? Have you already left? Have you already left?
Have you already left? Wait, wait, wait.
Oh no, of course not. Oh no.
Leave me, boys!
I don't have a rocket launcher. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't go yet, don't go yet.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got the Great Spellager!
I got the Great Spellager!
Oh, jee-
Yeah!
Ah!
The Great Spellager!
It is my fight, kids!
This is my- It's gonna tie the room together!
It's gonna tie the room together!
The green silence the great silence the great silence
Good work out there gang
Fuck you asshole
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Gotta be careful.
That's how the cookie covers the time.
That's how the cookie dies.
Well, that should put us at a respectable
fourth place, fourth place, not bad, not bad at all.
That's not bad at all.
We got 25 points. We're gonna actually be tied for fourth place with two other people.
Ah, yes.
Wait, no, no, no. We should be, we should be firmly in fourth, right?
We have 45 and we're gonna get 65.
Oh yeah, oh you're right. Oh yeah, we'll be in fourth place. You're right.
So we'd be tied for third if we didn't sell that box and then if those guys didn't hide the two things
by exploiting them through the ground we'd be 85 so we'd be in second fantastic fantastic
okay we're gonna be in 60 fantastic fantastic let's get you ready for the quick recap big
Wow
Listen closely you have to think about it. Do you see anything I?
Don't know what you thought you saw but you
You do cheat or anything.
This is because sometimes it's not about winning, okay?
Sometimes it's about going into an emotional dark hole because you could have won and you
threw and lost and it's time to, and then you want, what you want to do is you want
to push those feelings deep down for a couple years until they come out and you, you, you
Manifest them into insecurities that you used to push away your friends and family by treating them worse because you never dealt with the past and
Then you lose your family and your friends and then your and then your love sometimes into that it's about that
Sometimes it's about that
Sometimes it's about that
About that sometimes it's about that
Yeah
Got a cut of my crawfish boiled next week
You gotta cut of my crawfish boiled next week
Come on. Oh my crawfish boiled next week
I got two cars in my front lawn without wheels
Got a cut of my crawfish boiled next week. I'll get that you gotta get them wheels
You gotta get them we is that expect
The final top three teams announced later today
expect expect well I mean there's maybe
there's one other rounds to going right
now no they said they're gonna review
they're gonna we will add lost points
and review clips so scores may change a
little that's the final I want you to
review the clip where I fucking sold a
10-point box now we should review the
clip of them exploiting their fucking
boxes in the ground because anyone have
a clip of that I need to see it I don't
want to see or hear from those guys ever again. We would have tied for third. What are their
names so I can know to never go go with be around those people. What are their names? What are
their names? I don't know. I don't know. What are their names? What are their names? I never want to
see them. I never want to talk to them. No, they're not the guys at the end. The guys that kept hitting
their, hiding their boxes. Hiding the boxes is one thing and I can't confirm this so I don't,
I don't want to lay too much because I'm being one guy, but I was told not only did they hide it
But they glitched it into the ground
I've got the names. I've got names
Ungettable. I've got the name that I've never talked to you. I'll take that smoke. I'll take that smoke. That's crazy
Oh, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness kill me. You'll be right now
Kill me kill me right now
Cowards if we
If we didn't sell that box and we got the two black boxes that they apparently glitched into the ground
We would have been second place
We would have been second. See that actually makes me feel better
Because if you had said it we would have won I would feel pretty bad right now
I feel pretty good. No, I feel pretty good. No, we would not we would not have won
Mm-hmm if played those two the two black boxes plus that would have given us 20 more
And we would have been had 85, right?
Oh, yeah, we're gonna end with 65, which is gonna put us at 4th
And then if we had those we would have been 85 in second place
And honestly what and honestly I consider ourselves second place I consider you know what I consider ourselves first place
This is a first place to you by here. We won. We won. We won the tournament. I'm gonna come to my uncle
Listen guys. I'm gonna have my uncle pay us three thousand three hundred thirty three dollars and thirty three cents each
Okay, okay, who gets the last penny?
the last penny wheel will fight for it for it okay well you're up with so
far it's he's a seashell George Washington elementary sees all the beach
and cleans up themselves among them and uh you move right incredible incredible
the guys the only question I have what would you know what do we do I'm still
going yeah I'm still going I'm still playing I'm down to game I'm down to
I'm trying to get drunk I'm trying to get drunk I'm trying to have the time I'm
trying to put a I'm trying to put a I'm in I need another drink but I also have
to read this comment that we pulled a Conor McGregor McGregor did we pull a
Conor McGregor is I don't remember Conor McGregor going into the ring and selling a ticking box
for 10 points and then he had two guys hide black boxes where he couldn't fight no no no
remember we we tuned in a little late we missed the part where Conor McGregor actually started
the round with a ticking time box and sold it oh my god that's why that's why he lost that's why
That's why you lost that's why you lost that's why you lost see by the way guys
I don't know listen. I'm
This fight beyond Twitter like this guy's a fucking idiot, but I remember see a bunch of clips
I'm gonna fight where they were like look his leg was injured which guys I'm not saying was it was all I'm saying is a
Specific thing and they would all cite this one video where he walked out and he took off like these croc-looking shoes
And he kind of lost his balance like did I?
I
Get that oh, I mean you I mean I mean I fall over
After John I'm doing my shit
I got no nothing broken. Maybe I got nothing broken
I
Told you about the scramble day disaster the other night
I didn't have no torn Achilles and I and I didn't that that puppy exploded in my bathroom because I
One little stumble.
One little stumble.
Get the trouble with your elbow.
One little stumble.
One little stumble.
You don't take no tourniquilies for a little stumble.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I guess, should we play like party games?
What should we play?
Should we play?
Should we play?
I'm down for whatever.
I am down for whatever, but I am definitely getting another drink.
Okay.
I'm gonna get a drink.
I'm gonna get a drink.
I'm gonna get a drink.
I'm gonna get a drink.
Listen to the tempered plight of its says!
My man, my man!
Good lad, the duke, and a lad, the da!
Mr. Blasphus, were you impressed with our skill, huh?
I am aware, Mr. Blasphus, not many aren't skilled as us.
We do have the know-how and the will to win.
I believe that you are impressed.
Were you, were you impressed?
Are you not impressed with our skill?
Thank you, Mr. Blasmus. Peace to you, my boy.
He felt bad for you. No, no, he did not.
Blasmus is congratulating us on a job well done.
That's what he's doing.
Oh, and so is Mr. Sticky and Mr. Ablohboff.
This was good, bad, good, ah, bad.
And Mr. B and B, both for drinking some wine,
good, bad, good, ah, bad.
And Mr. Whistleblower's wine, good, bad, good, ah, bad.
And Mr. Honeydew's, my boy,
I'm gonna finish this with one good man, good old man!
Good lad, he's gonna let me die.
Thank you, boys.
He's about this.
He's more than he's telling me.
He's the word of your voice.
Do a horror game.
Play horror faster.
I'm not gonna move forward faster now.
I'm not gonna move forward faster.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, let's get the team together.
I'm gonna take coconut.
I'm gonna take jinsie.
I'm gonna take the gang.
Let's get a party game going.
Let's do a party game.
What should we do?
What should we play?
What's with me?
Um, if we have...
There's no way he's shaking his arm.
I'm about to get off.
We can play that.
No, you're staying out to play party games!
We're about to get off.
Are you gonna get off and then play?
He...
You can go ahead, take five minutes and get off.
Close, see? And then...
Guys?
It's probably a good thing after all this tension...
...from this tournament.
Where's Coaxi White?
What?
I'm...
I've been on this to 7 AM!
I did it 10 hours today!
You're not my point. Okay. What here we go
Well, he's got big thighs and he came in my eyes. Hi folks. He's our guy
She's our brand buddy like him. He's got fuck cheeks like a pan and he
single hair they're so smooth they're so smooth and it's natural that's our guy
That's our guy. Look she coaches our man. I hate you
A town coffee shop with it
Folks he is our guy. He's got a ponytail and it's a beautiful
Close you always do you should get a ponytail with like a nose ring. Oh
Oh
Wait wait wait wait, dude hold on wait. Can I pick something pony tail nose ring to double ear rings on each side
Okay, your hair blue girl put this
My god, oh my god completed exodia perfect
He can't be stopped! He can't be stopped! He can't be stopped!
He can't be stopped!
Now, what do we play?
I want to play kind of like party games.
I don't know if I really want to hop on a serious game like Togon of the Power Word or like a continuous game.
I just want to like dig around, drink some beers, have some fun.
I'm seeing Mecca.
I'm 100% in.
I'm seeing Halo, I'm seeing Halo.
I'm seeing, give it with your friends.
I'm seeing, oh, Super Battle Go!
Super Battle Go!
Super Battle Go!
Super Battle Go!
Oh, there's that, there's that Sponge Game we never played.
There's Sponge Game?
There's Sponge Game?
Sponge Game?
We need, we need four for that.
Also, just for the record.
Yeah.
Behaving beardly did not glitch it in,
he did not, I'm seeing the clip here.
It was technically glitched,
but not in a way that wasn't like achievable.
He just dropped it and it was like floating in midair.
So I don't give a fuck.
He hit it.
He hit it.
He hit it.
Fuck that guy, but also not fuck him in that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If he was actually in that way.
And still fucked that guy.
But if he was actually in that way.
Yeah, yeah, there would be a different way to do that.
Yeah, he's a ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Fair play.
Guys, we actually, like, realistically,
dude we could have won that shit man we could have we could have we definitely
point now I'm saying there's another clip of it falling out of reach because he
exploded okay now I'm getting fun it is fuck this guy I don't know what I don't
know if we're fucking this guy we're not fucking me see the clip is an expert
or not okay alright I'm gonna send you the clip so you could see me play I'll
put up on people put up on see somebody said there's another view of well hold on
Hold on now. Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on now. Wait a minute. It's time to review the footage.
You'll be judged by a jury of a senior.
Okay, so this is the clip. You see him place it, and then he blows up a crate.
So somebody, now somebody's saying, somebody had one of my mods, so not, I'm not getting one guy, is saying
that it falls through the world when that blows up.
It was not beardly it was the spectator
Oh beardly is spectating, beardly is not the one in this clip, he's spectating
I can see the box, it didn't fall anywhere, I can see the box right there, right there
I can see it right here
Right right right, hold on there's another clip that somebody simming the clip
Get the clip, get the clip
I have to know if I have a more of an
By the way, Gng's still in a game
Really?
Yeah
The games aren't over yet
Because I sweet is some super battle golf and some and
so
And some I'm so down for battle golf that games
I give us a relaxing non stressful game, you know, yeah after this tournament
It'd be nice to have a relaxing non stressful non raging game like super battle. Yeah. Yeah, super super
Battlegolf I'm actually down with that, but we're gonna need to get a bunch of people, but I'm in I'm in I'm just I'm kind of
I'm kind of
We didn't exploit anything love you G and now I don't know if I want to kill him or fuck him
No, no death wish isn't the way I don't think that's the guy. She don't see now. I'm in a moral quandary
No, I'm in a moral quandary. Oh my god
Have you watched say fuck you scumbag other how you just said love you G
So now it's like G if that's
That's not Jack Jack. No, okay, apparently be beardly or death, which aren't the culprits
I'm here at Jack Jack was the one oh
To imply that they did anything nefarious
Well that was hot that was nefarious, but there's nefarious and then there's nefarious. Oh, yeah super duper nefarious
Hiding the box is nefarious, but fair play
Six months get absolutely jacked shave my head bald grow a massive beauty and find these people
Absolutely jacked I should be get absolutely jacked save our heads and
Like and like get like a tattoo like of a snake going all the way down like from one arm all
down to the other arm right and and then we like and then we like and then we start and then we
start and then we start like maybe like we start being like a trio DJ service and then once we're
once we're well known not enough to where we're getting hired on like the biggest strip for DJing
then what we do is we we disappear we disappear we change our names and we start a cupcake
delivery service and and and then and then when this and then when jack jack
orders a cupcake eventually we see by the way she sees would oh well that
changed that change they said that now the joke can go on no further
yeah exactly now don't see that again well now the joke can go on no further
Now, now that you're talking to me.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm happy we just delivered the cupcake.
And you say, hey, join the cupcake and we leave.
And we can take you online.
That's what I was about to say.
That's what I was about to say.
We were delivered the cupcake and we say,
thank you for ordering from our small business.
We're trying to get it started and we leave.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Enjoy, we say.
Enjoy, we say.
Honestly, we didn't want those black lives anyway.
I don't think they glitched anything.
anything I don't think they glitched anything I think this is all just we're just getting fucking one guy
I don't think they glitched anything they hit it but they don't know about you guys but I'm totally
down to like hate someone for misinformation I mean pick just name name the name I'll write it down
okay let's okay let's pick a guy it was just any guy any guy um let's just go with goosey let's go
Now let's think of something we can hate him for, but just something just made up.
Yeah, he literally, he was exploiting, he was fly hacking.
Literally fly hacking and a twitched rivals, sand raiders of selfie tournament.
Absolutely insane.
Twitch.tv slash goosey, ridiculous.
He's bad.
that's a reason to hate him and
he's and he's not but it has not
the first part was the part where Tim
Tim Tim you can hate good stuff
and hush and hush
Tim kind of jacked now
No, no, no guys
No, you see you fucking yeah, I see him every day since he really updates. Yeah, he's my neighbor
Your neighbor, I see yeah, it came in literally my neighbor. He's like 280 round
Honestly, I think I'm a total operation
I'm not speaking of goosey goosey goosey is uh done as well
I'm seeing goosey is the enemy in my chat and all typing in all caps
She's the enemy the wall notorious fly hacker notorious fly hacker
Oh, mr. Blade over to get one good man. Good. I'm bad. Get that beer. I'll be right back. I'm down. I'm down
Wait, hold on wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Habibi's typing. He says
I'll be there. Wait, so we got to be that's four. Uh, where's it's coconut.
So streaming. Let me see your coconut. So see me. See it's coconut to streaming coconut.
Yeah, you still see it. Yeah, they're in a game of the tournament still. What? Are you
sure? I'm going to strangle you. Hold on. Wait, wait, hold on. The tournament is still
good
And then
Yeah, you down
Hi points
Okay, what if I joined like after the second
No, it has to be the team game has to be dizzy
In the game of boys in the game
Why is cool gonna have summertime sad is glam
Because I think a zero points. This is there is one here. You can extract and I could grab the
Holding holding wait. Oh, yeah, guys wait box and die and some we need these guys to join ASAP
We're just see here doing nothing. They're still in a game. You're sure the game
We could have a little chat. What do you guys want to chat about? Oh, we could
Economical state of the world right now the economical state of the world right guys. Fuck politics. Let's try politics
Say who you voted for say say your political ideals
And then why anyone that voted against you was wrong. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Okay. Go to you. Sorry. Go to you. Sorry
go ahead
Guys I've heard it
Here I canceled
Honestly, I can answer anything right now and this is Twitter post made dude
I kept streaming after y'all got off last night and I was drinking I was into that makers mark and let's just say let's just say
Hey, I dipped a little bit at, let's just say,
I was yelling about the frogs we gave up at one point.
All right, let's just leave it at that.
They're not black boxes too.
I think they had three beacons.
Yeah, I was talking about the Taco Bell thing again,
and then I had about 10 people say, you voted for this.
And I was like, oh, that's red.
You voted for Taco Bell Diary.
You voted on that diary.
You voted for Diarrhea.
Yeah, I was like, oh, Diarrhea.
That's what we needed a president.
So what is going to make Diarrhea change?
Yeah, you voted for this. Oh, yeah, I forgot I voted for Taco Buckeye.
That far away in the environment.
You honestly, Coloxy, you piece of shit.
You piece of crap. You piece of shit.
Honestly, you piece of shit.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe you did this.
He is just sexy. He's looking for people for golf.
He can't invite us because it seems to be uneven,
but if one of these guys is going to join, we're going to feed us.
We can also just do, we can do free-for-all golf,
We don't have to do teams.
I kind of like the teams.
I like the teams too.
How many people do we have?
He's supposed to play.
I can let somebody ease it.
I can sit out.
Unless you don't want to like it.
Go to your plan.
Yeah.
He's gonna help.
guys
wait wait wait we gotta find out where they talk
where they talk to me now
i don't know
i need six minutes
i need exactly six minutes
i'm gonna mute myself i need to do a little
lie lie lie
i'm gonna do a little
politics i would say
i'm gonna do six minutes to talk politics
you're gonna wake up and do this
it's the last day
I got five minutes and then I'll be back. I'm ready to go
What wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on wait
I don't know what's going on
If we need another just invite Lucy. I will be right back. I'm muting myself. I'll be back in six minutes
Wait, thank you five and a half. You're five and a half. Yeah, we were five and a half minutes. Okay five and a half
We got to get together with a keypad. We got
Where's it to it's a key that was it
Where's the team?
Hey with coaxi dude
What a great idea sir
Oh
That's
VIP that guy VIP that guy right now
Coltsy beauty that's good idea. I think that's a horrible idea. Yeah, that sounds like a terrible idea
I
Hate that guy. Honestly. Yep. I literally hate that guy that this is not a joke
This could be used against me in a court of law
Yep, that guy might say something racist who knows you don't want that kind of call. Hold on wait
Wait, we need an extra player
Hold on, wait a second, what's he doing right now?
Wait a minute, hold on, wait a second, hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on, wait a second.
What?
Wait a minute, wait a second, hold on, what?
Wait a minute.
Why are these guys joining?
I'm trying to get my gold bar.
What is happening?
I'm trying to get my gold bar.
Obviously what's the joint traffic is starting to clear up. Oh, thank God for the eye the eye 82
Really, they got him. You can get pretty congested out there. You're talking about
Yeah, I remember back to second. Please. That's good. Oh
Did you go to sleep? No, did you kid? Did you kid go to sleep? We need people for golf
We people for golf
That's the halfway point boys, that's the halfway point, trust me, that's, that's a good halfway
point, that's a good halfway point, that's a good halfway point, that's, we call that
a halfway point in the speed.
Designful is down.
I'm sure it will guys.
I guys don't see nothing, but you guys told me the design from cooking up with beef.
Like they would, they would put their beef slabs on each other and talking about it.
I don't know if he had pulled the bug.
That sounds stupid.
That's how it would have been.
What if they start putting their beef slabs on each other in front of us?
We have to like make pictures and like and see for that time.
Yeah, yeah, big facts, big facts, big facts. Yeah, yeah, real entrance.
Why does it sound like you're constipated, P-died? No, trust me, I'd be pooping. There ain't no,
Ain't no traffic jam back there, buddy. I'd be poof. I stay pooping on God. I got on my mom
Oh, gokey died
What up, man? Oh
God didn't
Did you win the tournament box? No, I didn't you know
No, not really. I was the premier perspective. Uh, you had a good time. We had a good time
You just you know, we would have been you know more fun if you like like if you like one
Yeah, yeah
It's fucking fun though. That was fun. That was a good time. That was a good time
You guys it's you join coconut. No
No, she up dog. I'm gonna hop off to but you know I play with us
No, I just want to come say hi.
What?
I'm cooked after that game, dude.
I'm fucking...
I'm gonna go eat.
I'm gonna order some McDonald's.
It's Saturday!
We gotta...
It's time for the game!
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm gonna go eat.
He's hopping in with us.
What the hell?
Hmm?
I'm gonna get a smoke somebody to order McDonald's and watch the show.
Maybe...
Maybe get a...
Maybe take a little bathtub to put some bubbles on, you know?
Yeah, we gotta play Super Battle
Golf. I'm gonna get butt naked
in the tub and I'm just gonna
get a bubble bath going. Lay
down. We gotta play Super
Super Battle Golf. I'm gonna
watch your play Super Battle
Golf in the bathtub. Can I
watch you in the bathtub while I
play Super Battle Golf? You
can watch me in the bathtub.
Yeah. Okay, this will do. We'll do a 2v2. Me and gimmick versus how, wait, hold on. Wait. No. Let's do, let's do me and Clogsy, which is kind of stupid versus gimmick and Habibi and Shurabano. That's, that'll work.
Uh, I was first place yesterday when we left.
That's one of them.
Also, uh, coconut, a man taking a bath.
It's a little something.
Hey, don't talk until you try it, Pete.
That's a little something.
You smoke a cigar.
That's a little something.
Pick a double boot of rangers.
Smoke a cigar in the back.
That's a little something.
That's a little something.
That's a little something.
That's a little something.
All right, pal.
You're gonna like the bubble bath.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you just hop out of the bubble bath pink robot. Yeah
Oh, yeah
You're pussy bitch
I'm booted up. She might go. Are you ready?
I sure am
Uh, oh, let's do it dad. Hey, have a good one brothers. Have a good night. Have fun guys. Have a good night coconut
Good night. Bye. I just want you to know one thing before you leave
You want me?
Yes, but also I
Was trying really hard to win that tournament
So I could use my cut
$3,332 payback
$8,000
He knew that was coming
He saw that coming a mile away
I just want to say one thing if I saw a little pee I would pump that motherfucker across
Just mysteriously as he arrived he left
We see coconut again only time will tell hey cheers guys
I'm always stuck with beer drinkers whenever Coco leaves.
I got I got to give another series as well.
Yeah, go for it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's get this game first.
Where's where's where's who's you do as you act?
Hey, let's see.
Watch out!
People over to say sorry for killing me in the game.
worse. I don't think I think
close. He isn't here right now.
God damn it. I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm pretty sure close.
He's about to ditch us, which is going to blow this whole
operation up. Oh, my goodness.
Oh, I'm going to think about why would you do that?
Like, I don't know.
I don't know. Well, what could he possibly be doing at this
time of night? That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm telling you for the boys.
This coaxie gets off of this game and I guarantee you he goes back into his room, puts on VR
goggles and witnesses an 8V of octopuses versus one 2D anime mom.
That is literally the only, only hobby he has outside of gaming.
Only one, only one.
but you think I'll ever invite me well I don't think that's a group activity
all right I'm back I'm back I guess you guys could use like a Chinese finger trap oh that
added one and the other ends
hey hey cheers wait hold on oh my god oh my god back yeah hold on wait
Wait.
Just a second, hold on.
Wait.
Wait, oh, hey, Kevin, how you doing?
I'm back, I did it.
My obligations are complete, and now my belly is full.
That's good to hear, that's good to hear.
I'm taking my seat tunnels.
Close, close it, we're just waiting for close-y now.
I already have Super Bow to go bumping.
Oh, oh my goodness, I'm going to die.
Is it just us five?
Don't we need something?
Who's the fifth?
It's a four of us. We're gonna do to you. Oh to be to
I'm born up how'd it go for you, mr. Habibi how'd it go for you last time I saw you
Last points from the last distraction
Passing the night. I think we beat you guys. We're in sixth place. You guys get pushed down
Hey, hold on. You know that guy that was we had 20 black boxes under the ground 25 points
Allegedly, I never saw a clip to just touch it in my chat. I'm good at hiding balls as well. I think you should have sex with me. Oh
Shit, I think you want to have so are you waiting?
you want to get into that session me?
You got to have sex with me!
You're talking to people that you might let them hit it.
From that time I said don't tell them that.
And you were like, no, I might, I might let them hit it.
I might let try and hit it.
Dude, I mean, honestly, dude, I see so many,
not so many, but I've seen like probably like 20
over the lifetime of me being a streamer,
where like someone will glaze me in a TikTok comment section
and the person below them will be like,
Dude stop blazing peanut. He's not gonna let you hit and I like so much want to just reply to him and it's like
Like I can't because there's a I I don't know who that person is that could be
It could be anybody. Yeah, you don't know
Oh my god, I did you never know though
Yeah, it would it work guys. I know it's a funny joke, but if it ended up being
You know not someone you want to say that about it will look pretty bad. It would look pretty bad gentlemen
Hi to Gingy
Hey Gingy how you doing?
You guys think you're like so tired but
You don't know what's going on in your life anymore. That sounds like a crazy situation. That's how I was last night
I start yeah, I start yeah, there's a lot of conversations
sleep on stream during a tournament in multiple times so it did oh he's a real gamer
Are you are you joining us?
I don't know. Hell yeah, I am even though I've been out for 24 hours,
bo. God damn right. I'm pretty sure Kloce is pulling Irish combined.
I can tell. What? Me giving versions of BB and Gen. G. Hop in.
I'm inviting you boys. I'm inviting you boys. What's he
inviting?
Kloce. Oh. I doubt I highly doubt Kloce. I'm not. I forgot. I got to take
What happened to it?
He does this, where he goes, oh, guys, I'm going to grab a drink or something.
I'll be right back in two seconds.
And then he's going to the fucking bar.
And then he's going to come back.
Is he walking to the bar?
There's a lot of people.
He's walking around to the bar.
Whoa, my mom's right here.
That's like, here it is.
Yeah, literally.
It's dangerous out there.
Especially at night time, walking alone is not a safe idea.
But he's a good guy for that.
Genji, every single time.
He's a good guy for that.
I'm sorry.
All right, cheers, cheers.
I'm kidding, she's not here.
Cheers.
Thank you.
My mom actually texted me like two days ago.
We were texting about plans to come visit.
And she said, who is that woman on your stream that always
says disgusting things about me?
No, she did not.
Dude, she texted.
I don't believe you.
Who is the woman who texted me and said,
Who's that crazy lady who's berating my son?
Damn right. Damn straight. I said, who is this? How did you get this number?
You want to be crazy or give it to your mom texted me?
What? Yeah
What'd she say? Yeah, she said that Habibi guy
He is he really is are you is he what is this what?
Let me switch up the joke. You might not want to complete that. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, that's something my mom would say.
Your mom was asking some weird questions. Yeah. Your mom was asking some weird questions.
Probably not TOS to repeal my mom. Absolutely. In IRL, no joke probably would say. Yeah.
That's where he's at when I said all of you in minds and no one has come to my party.
No one's at my party yet. I feel very alone. I'm here alone. Imagine not having any of your friends at your party.
I still have no friends at my party. I'm just having some BB guy.
Alright.
What?
Both your moms called me gimmick and you know...
Oh, I thought you were saying both your moms like one at a time.
Did they tell you to join Palkaida?
No, they said...
If our world are teeming, they just said, thank you.
But wait, if someone has two moms and you say, I fuck your mom,
like, is that considered like a threesome, then?
Because it's like, what is going on?
What is going on right here?
What is going on around here?
What is happening around here?
What is going on?
This is the liquid talk.
This is the liquid derogatory loud talk.
Guys, I told you I'm out of time.
Oh, dear.
ChristianStream.
I deliver the problem.
Hey, you guys are fucking it up.
ChristianStream.
You guys are fucking everything up.
Re-invite me.
Oh, my God.
Kill me right now.
Re-invite me.
Kill me. Kill me, please.
I need an invite, boss.
Save your Saturday.
Christian Minecraft shatter
Okay, it's doing that same shit it did the last time where he invites me, but it's not a real in by
I'm
He's all flying dude, he's all flying
I'm not working because he's offline get in the party for me
Okay, I can just join the party from Steve. I'm here. I'm here. Holy
Is he yelling about
I got no idea I
Got no idea what he's yelling about
But I'm a little peeve that every time I get on this goddamn place, I gotta re-do my whole character.
I'm gonna start stimming real soon
I have to get I have to get welcome back
This is waiting but we can't invite you. Okay. Wait wait wait wait wait
Shit, I want to do teams so bad. I like teams so much if closely comes back again bite
This because that's even but if you buy fees right now, it's I even team. I
Want to play team again
Yeah, yeah
We need to get back, and then as soon as Coozie gets back, Fiends can draw it out and we can do a 3DDD, yeah?
Coozie is not coming back but let's do it.
I'm texting but I'm texting right now.
I'll send the mouse and not yelling.
Hey, hey Coozie buddy.
Hey, hey Coozie.
That doesn't work for Coozie.
No?
No.
Wait.
Mm-hmm
Oh, yeah, oh
Oh, I'll shoot me and gimmick versus Habibi and did you guys down because I have you see you at first place of your team
I'm ready. I'm ready to do your ball. Wait, you ready to ball
Do I get the team?
It's good the teams go you got to go change it. All right. All right. We see me man
You're on GDC. I'm on red. It's us too much you too
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Send it.
Do I have to get random maps?
No city maps, no fucking street maps with the cars.
One street map.
Fuck those maps, dude.
Fuck those maps, oh my God.
Those goddamn maps.
That's right!
You
How many shots do you have Jesus Christ?
Give me got the, oh that was, oh I thought it was good all the way up there, came right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
We'll walk down the street.
A little walk down the street.
That is tough.
We'll walk down the street.
Walking down.
Woo!
Whoopsie.
Ah!
How many shots?
Oh my god.
Why are you taking pictures?
Why are you taking pictures of me?
That bitch!
Oh!
Give it! Give it! Give it!
I'm just checking! I'm just checking! I'm just checking!
I'm in! I'm in! I'm in!
I'm in!
Oh my god, GG! You must have!
Oh my god, it's not gonna fuck me!
GG!
Oh, I can't get up there!
That's all you!
Uh, kill, give it! Kill, give it!
Don't let him!
I'm just trying to see...
Gimmick, move!
I'm going, I'm going, I need to know where the balls are on the left, where the balls are on the left.
She just hit it. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You got this, you got this, you got this, you got this, you got this, you got this, you got this.
Oh my god. Oh that's so good, that's so good.
Damn it. Shoot it with the gun.
Wait, oh, wait, wait.
It's gonna be a tie, it's gonna be a tie.
Why did you I really have nine maps like you? Why do I do why? Oh?
number of
I know we ride oh
There's no way in a random order. It's like the same fucking map
There's a one and not change this happening
Wow
She'll
Not looking good for me I swear I have that ball wasn't actually got over there
It's a great. It's a great. It's a great. I'm doing great. I'm doing great. I'm doing
great. I'm doing great. Oh my god. My okay. That this this
Okay, I'm actually doing pretty good, I'm actually doing pretty good, but I'm doing...
I'm hearing some concerning sounds.
Oh, one.
Ah!
Ah!
I got mine, I got mine.
I got mine, I got mine!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
Too easy!
Too easy!
Time worked!
Oh my god!
Worked!
Do you want to shoot with the zilly?
I can reward it.
Dude, how did they get that with me running into them as a big body?
Oh, I don't even know if there's any tramp in the ground.
Well, oh!
Oh!
Like that, bitch, why you don't?
What is?
Shut up!
Cheetah, cheeky.
Excuse me, bitch.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Come.
He's massive one give it to him!
I'm coming for ya!
You better bounce!
You better get the hell out of here!
I hit a tree!
What's that might of his?
Is it gonna help?
You're not gonna help me!
He's got WG, he's got WG!
Come on, let's play it!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
I
Can see
I tell you do it was
I
Get him a traffic jam here.
Get him a- Okay.
Alright.
Get him a traffic jam here.
Okay. Alright.
Come on, hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in!
Oh
No way I got
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
My team, my team! I'm doing it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Oh, you got my way. You kicking out those seven-tubes.
Do it, Mr. Devin! Do it!
get the shit on you get the shit on
wait careful he's right behind you
I'm on way too far
one stroke one stroke
hey man that's supposed to work that was a very valid
I didn't know when you hit it with the big guy.
Fuck your enemies, you're not more than you are one of them and you're talking about the
maps.
You really?
Oh my god, no way that worked, you only did it.
Thanks, bud.
That was honestly an honorable attempt.
That was an honorable attempt.
You do that
I can't see shit already. I can't see shit go go go
I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I'm going to get my ball real close to the
second. I see you. I see you. They're both close. They're both close. I see you guys.
Okay, I should have rolled up!
Hey!
I'm gonna watch this guy.
I'm gonna land mine.
Fuck you, Digi. Fuck you.
It's a trigger to get away.
There's no delay.
Right, yeah.
The devs.
You know, hey, it's me, Burmp.
You know what?
You guys, just easy mode.
That is not fair.
Fuck!
Oh!
My games!
Oh, shit!
go go go are you kidding me dude get these fucking shot
I'm getting a lot of real confidence shot.
I'm getting like no guns.
I'm getting a bunch of bullshit every single fucking time.
What kind of bullshit?
Oh my god, we hit the flag.
Holy shit.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, we can't do that.
We'll put a lead mine right over yonder.
Yeah, here we go
Oh, you put mines on both of them, you moved both of them?
Ready, go!
Okay, why does everybody, why does it make me have a shotgun infinitely in this game?
I've gotten one shot gun.
So let him have it, gimmick, let him have it.
Don't stand for that kid's suspect.
Let's see.
Oh my god.
Well, well, well.
I've gotten one shot gun this time, okay.
We're on the board, we're on the board.
Let's go!
Oh, they're giving you handicaps.
Got a shot after this hole?
This is like, a sippy?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh,
Thanks, bud. Oh, really?
Julie Julie Julie, Julie Julie
You're the truth.
Plank there.
Plank there.
There you go.
What the hell? What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Oh shit, what?!
I just need to PC this.
I jump here, I jump.
He doesn't peek here.
Yeah, PC.
Careful, beautiful.
Good work, good work, good work.
Go, go, go!
I
Can't play with this environment what kind of environment very hostile environment
I can't control my character. I can't control my character
Oh my god, oh my god
We both got a point.
Well, we got a point.
What the hell is that?
No.
A bunch of monarchy.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
Then it's sitting so hard.
Well, oh.
Oh, baby.
Oh
Did you just lock yourself with a rocket driver
How'd you do that?
Oh, oh give it my thought oh my god, wait, I thought you were an enemy. Oh my goodness
Yeah, how are you launching yourself with a rocket driver? How do you do that?
Well, you just go to max speed, go to max speed with it, and then you set it off.
Oh, he got you.
Oh, yeah.
Give it to each other, give it to each other, give it to each other.
Winscent!
I can't believe that. I can't believe that happened.
That's right.
That's right.
right
careful careful careful it's my ball dumbass
i'm gonna be dead oh
i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead go ahead go ahead
that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it
oh shoot it oh oh my god
But we gotta go up.
Beat him, beat him, beat him.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
We got the game away!
Let's go!
We got you guys.
We got you guys.
We can't be stopped!
We can't be stopped!
You guys are just getting lucky, you can't go.
We can't take another shot.
We can't take another shot.
What?
Five, four, three, two, one!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm going to fight something I can't hit you with.
Where's the gun?
Go, go, go!
I'm just gonna change it, I think.
Hopefully.
I'm doing his job.
Oh, uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No way, dude!
I'm here, I'm here, I got my ball in position.
I land my gun.
Oh my god!
Gotcha!
Is he missing Xayahma?
he's missing Zeno hold back I'll hold it back I'll hold it back I'll hold it back
A game?
Deal!
Deal!
Yeah, who won this one?
Deal!
Deal!
I saw that coming.
I saw that coming.
Heeeeeeey!
Heeey!
Heeey!
And heeey!
Heeey!
And heeey!
Heeey!
Heeey!
No!
Hehehehehe!
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Yeah, check this, good deal!
Get your ass homey!
Oh my god, there's all the airbrushes in place.
Yeah, send me over!
Wait, wait, oh wait!
Oh wait, wait, I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
Should we do it again?
What?!
Oh
What the f**k actually is that?
Oh I got the next checkpoint!
Let's go!
Oh that's such bullsh**
What? What?
Okay me and Jinji are both in
I got, I got, I got, I got
I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, he's not even anywhere near me.
What the, what the hell?
He was invisible, he was invisible.
Oh, that's a good shot!
Come on!
No!
Yeah!
Go!
Oh, man!
Where'd you, where'd you get that?
The luckiest man on place.
There's no way I get you out of random when you're invisible to the light.
No way.
Gotcha.
Good job!
Oh, gee!
Watch!
Oh, grab feet as, grab feet as, close your eyes.
Feet as, feet as!
I had a phone call.
Maybe three times.
What an old call.
You're having a 1237 on a Saturday.
Is he your coat dealer?
Fuck yeah, it is.
Oh, it is.
Yeah!
I said I have too many cold spoons in my house.
Give me the hot ones.
Give me the hot spoons.
That's where it's at.
That's where it's at.
Where's the other one?
I'll always talk him on there, dad.
It was a late night booty call from Garrett.
What are you wearing?
Dude, you got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Let me tell you.
Garrett is a sensual lover. A sensual lover.
Where's Mr. Peter's at?
Where do you go to fix up your person?
Here is Mr. Peter's...
Wait, I have to, I have to, like, balance that shit, so...
Are you drinking, Clucksy?
Uh...
No.
You see that's the problem I have with this guy listen you can be a drinker you can even be a sober guy
This guy's always hip. Yeah. Oh no. I'm drinking like him. Oh, he's a pony
He's a pony pony. He's the he's like the guy in SpongeBob the heist of pickles under his time
Listen, that's not that's close. That's close. Yeah. No, not you mr. Feeders not you. What's going on fellas GG's
Hello, GJs, GDs.
Good, fellas.
Nice work. That 1D one was good.
That was good.
That was good fun.
I saw you just sitting there cocking that shotgun.
I stared at you for, I'm not joking, like, 20 seconds.
I'm like, I'm like, I don't think you notice how to use this.
I'm going to shoot him in the head now.
I'm going to invite you guys.
answer is I said I am drink I'm only three beers in them wait why can't I invite folks
to the mobile world I have to save her for you like can I invite fetus either I'm online you
should be able to know oh there it is uh there I am something sounds weird with your mic fetus
oh is it really I'll hear you dig like really fuzzy
I don't usually shouldn't be does anyone else know what I said I haven't heard that
You're some kind of fat. That's my head some kind of fat. I'm working on it guys. I got the nozempic in the mail
I promise that stuff
It could be my ace unit I'll turn it off. Can you say I'm not gonna lie to you boys?
I'm you don't have to don't do that. I got some water wait. I've got what is my shelf is cracker to the teams
It's not water wait man
It's probably the six big max that you eat a day
I have the 12 voodoo rangers that you do seven days a week for the last eight months
Actually to use eyes you did have big bags today and they were
Be honest if they once the last time you actually be honest
A fruit or vegetable I actually did have a fruit recently because my girlfriend
And she does a bunch of random stuff all the time and so she started growing tomatoes and so I've been eating tomatoes
Also, he eats Big Macs that has veggies on it. Thank you
Well, why do you
Vegetables on it. It's guys
No vegetables on the Big Mac. I've seen island all deep stage stuff. You're talking about all
I'm just a big man guys have extra time
Ground beef and a bullshit lettuce and tomatoes that's healthy. Am I right? So what's what's the deal if you put it on a bun?
Why does it suddenly become exactly exactly bullshit?
You know, don't talk you that's right. That's right. I said you can go have a
You can go eat some lettuce. It's healthy. You can go eat some tomato. It's healthy
You can go eat bread. It's healthy bread was so healthy. They use it to trade
I don't think Brains help you.
You can go eat meat at a fancy steakhouse,
and it's absolutely healthy for you,
but as soon as you put it together,
I'm supposed to believe that it's safe and smooth?
No, I don't think Brains help you.
You know what they say.
Iceberg lettuce, one of the healthiest things you can eat.
Oh.
Are you flying?
What the hell?
Is everybody in?
Am I still fuzzy?
Ginger, I don't know.
It shouldn't be fuzzy.
Everybody in?
My fuzzy, though?
Yeah.
Oh, that's funny.
We're way down close here.
I thought it was just interference with your mic.
That's why I said something.
Oh, shit.
gimmick stop.
I'm not doing nothing.
Because the bread back then was bread,
and the bread now is 100 degrees.
You can't even read.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
You got a point out there.
No, no, no, that's not a point.
I'm not going to explain why it's not.
I'm about to listen.
They literally put a bone in their bread to keep it bouncy.
I'm about to put a scenario on there for you, OK?
Let's just say you come out of the womb,
your mom is right there,
and you work really hard in school,
and you graduate middle school, high school,
you go to college, work really hard,
you're a straight A student,
you get a science degree, right?
You become one of the most
prolific scientists in the United States.
You work your entire life to convince a specific vitamin
down to a single molecule
that you can inject into any food.
And then it's called Mexis trifoli.
You work your entire life so that you can inject
something healthy into a food.
And then some asshole on the internet says,
oh, I can't read that, it's gotta be unhealthy.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Thinking?
Mm-hmm.
Think about that for a second.
Thinking, thinking.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Did you hear that the, you know, the foam,
like the, like the yoga mat,
Apparently they're putting like that
Is that really oh wait actually I'm Canadian I'm not sorry about that
We'll try to fix that later on
Hey, man, I was chilling
I think what you're not for teeth yoga mat first.
I've ate a yoga mat once or twice. It's not that man.
What?
Wait, what?
You what? A yoga mat?
You ever watched that 600 pound life episode where the lady was addicted to eating her own bed?
Dude, I've seen that.
Shit must have been.
Oh, I said.
You got some sriracha sauce on that bed?
Boy, you got yourself a five star missile.
Oh, Mia.
Alright, hold on.
It's different.
Did it come out looking like a sweater?
Like, what is that?
She would reach in and grab the foam,
and she'd eat like 10s of bench in her lifetime.
That's crazy.
But Sriracha on it, that's different, all right?
You know what I like to do?
I like to get McNuggets from McDonald's,
and I like to put ranch on a plate
and dump a whole bunch of Touloula sauce on it.
Mix it up.
That's the bomb.
That's good stuff.
That's good stuff.
That's good stuff.
Uh, I saw you here.
McDonald's nuggets.
I don't see it.
Now, ranch is the...
Hot tape?
Ranch is the most overrated
condiment ever. Ranch is so big.
I agree. I agree.
I'm taking condiment advice from some pussy
who doesn't have cheese on pizza.
You absolute gargoyle.
You know what's cheese on pizza?
Yeah, it doesn't mean anything.
How do you use cheese there?
But ranch sucks.
Ranch sucks.
Fuck ranch.
Ranch is ass.
Ranch is fucking terrible.
How do you use cheese?
Yes.
Unless you use the balsamic vinegar.
Mix 50% ranch, 50% balsamic vinegar, now you got yourself a sauce.
The people that take like ranch and dip their feets in it, serial killers.
Yeah, that's hot sauce though.
Cannot go wrong.
Yeah, hot sauce.
That's condiment.
I love balsam.
Ranch I feel like ranch is half a sauce
Pure ranch it's a
This conversation man, I'm wait, I think this is switch
It's it's it's no I I think she's there coach. She's got me pretty damn good cause she's pretty good at a lot of your games
We did this absolutely
Shooters man, I'm not good at what we just beat a baby and did you seven to two?
Okay, we were having fun while you guys
Fast a coffee was in the grieves you might fucking running it. We'll see
Yeah, Cloaksy's on their team. Yeah, that's what you were saying right? Put Cloaksy on their team, even it up.
You get it, this Cloaksy?
No, it's my first time playing it.
Oh, I think you're doing it as well.
It just blew in the air so fucking far, what the hell?
Alright, then drive!
Wait, do I have time to get another beer?
Mmm
I'm gonna give you pick up a case of you ranger. I'm not gonna lie you guys
I when I get pizza I get red dipping sauce and garlic to be sauce I mix that bitch. I fucking I go
Okay
What are you doing with ranch?
You know I even you know what I even go one further when I get this the mini Cinnabon rolls from pizza
even though it already comes with the icing
I get another icing
or even though it comes with icing on top of the cinemas
I get icing on different cinemas rolls in
yeah, yeah, yeah I do
yeah I do, and you're not gonna be able to do anything about it
you're not gonna do anything about it
how did you put
pokey
fine
we are in the game
oh god, I started
I was kinda waiting for him but
why am I not getting any dude I'm getting these and peanuts but I haven't got a single
question mark pox even though I hit it for oh because my pings like seven hundred.
Alright play.
What?
Oh good hit I mean good hit I see it whoa that was that was going for the skies.
All right, all right, all right.
Oh, no.
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
What's up?
Oh, what a shot.
What a shot.
What a shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That shot by gimmicks.
Did you see that?
There goes that man.
There goes that man.
He mixed the man.
He mixed the man.
He's got his, he's got his, he's got his, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's
his man.
Sexual.
He's a man.
It goes that pansexual man, whatever that means.
Yeah.
That's right.
That means you're pansexual, man.
Yeah, count me as pansexual.
That just means you have sex with dogs.
Hey, so this is like a race.
Hold on, James!
It's a golf.
It doesn't matter how many shots you take.
Well, you can see the circles at the top below the numbers.
As soon as two of you of your team's scores, you win the round.
Look at what I've got to do.
How?
Ooh.
Can you see that?
Wait, oh, oh, I've got to do something.
It doesn't matter how many strokes.
Oh, shit, we got a bullet.
Jinzy's really big.
Oh, she is big, girl.
Oh!
Ah!
Why?
I tried.
Hehehehe.
Why?
The Rockets!
She's coming through.
She's coming through.
That's she's coming through.
Shit my balls back here. I've had four Miller lads. I can't even see where I'm going
Cigarette inside your house. I'm smoking a cigarette my car right now. I can't even see what I'm doing
YES! YES!
YES!
ARAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK?
YEAH!
BLUE TEEP!
BLUE TEEP, BLUE TEEP, BLUE TEEP!
That was a good try man.
Don't let him bring you down dude, that was a good try.
Fuck your club sheep.
Wait.
I was just-
FUCK YOUR ASS!
Was that the last one?
Uh, uh, no you ain't.
No, if we had gone in we would have won.
Oh wait, there's a thing on the left side that she was-
OH MY GOD!
...there you're supposed to go.
Oh fuck.
Ow!
Oh
My guys, oh my god
We're ten RVs. It's like watching the service key. I thought the store is built for you with a sandwich mistake. It's okay
We're all one pussy meat sandwich there
One vagina sandwich with toast, please
Waiter!
We need to war.
What are those beeping noises?
My James!
Okay.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in guys.
It's not looking good here.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm in.
Where did my balls go?
Where did my ball come on?
It's three to all
I just like there's 12 holes total the basic ground
Oh, good God a little sketchy
Where's my ball even going?
My balls going out of bounds. Oh, okay, baby
There's no added luck now, what the hell?
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Yeah, peanut, you're fucked.
I understand it now.
That shot up, I fucked that shot up, dude.
Oh my god, I could never chip that.
Oh!
I understand it now.
You wish I could fly.
That thing is like a gentle chip in this game.
Damn.
Oh!
You little chicken.
Oh, nice, I got that.
I did what the fuck
What
You're back here
See you later. Thank you
Go go go
Don't do it. I remember that I thought you're good at shooting games
What the fuck
I literally buried it and planted it in my skin.
Fuck it.
It worked.
Come on, Gage!
I'm on the green, man.
I'm on the green.
No way!
See ya, cut.
See ya, baby.
He lives, Shaky.
Dude.
Dude.
You're not.
What the hell?
I'm right on the page.
I'm right on the page.
Die, you son of a bitch!
What?
What?
He's back.
Go!
Oh my god, I almost hit it right into the wall.
All right.
Go oh my god, I must hit it right into the wall
I'm in I'm in
You're gonna get later
I'm almost there almost there
You get rid of closey
You guys got this
I'm going for a bunch. Oh my god, bitch
Oh, let's go dude, how do I can't first fuck you shop, please?
Get it fetus get it fetus get it fetus fetus fetus. Yes
I'm gonna cancel that you just hit the air you just look like
Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me you fucking bitch
I'll grab this one. I'll eat the next
Oh
That's a perfect shot. Oh
Why why is this bottle open they'll go down
What
What the hell is going on?
Fuck you close to you. Oh my god. You like you like you like
died
why did i get over this model what's going on i don't see it
am i doing it wrong why is she over
what are balls dead our balls dead i'm almost saying he's gonna get
i'm gonna get top of easy oh what yeah what are these thunder storms
What was that?
What was that?
That was a crazy shot.
How did we do that?
I have no idea what happened.
I had it in my mouth.
I figured that out.
I literally had it.
That was one hit from him.
Two boys. Two boys' balls touched.
He was your dad.
Hey, dude.
Hey, dude.
Oh, so close.
Back over there, buddy. Oh my god over there pal. Thank you. I like to have you. Hey, really? Are you sure?
Double check for me cheap double check hey, what are you doing?
Do I get going to the water? We just doing that is your fire. Oh, dude. I got my swing up before you did
What is my dude do I have just like this?
You can't have the highest by a landslide
second-highest
I fucking got my shot off first and you get the hit off in some I'm gonna have a literal connection
Oh, thank you I really need to get there
He lanes be be my
I'm right on that pin, baby.
I'm right on that pin, I almost got a, oh, you bashing.
Hey, you should have that over there.
Oh, you should have that over there.
What?
Holy basil.
You need to win this.
You need to win this, man.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Wait, where'd you go?
You lost me.
Oh
That was a penalty stroke. What the hell?
What's that?
You can drown
Yeah, those little red boxes your respawn points one get those
Nothing coaxes that one works yet
You piece of shit with that's what I wanted my body weight
Shit oh
My god, I'm the best player I'm literally the best player to ever play this game
I could be is there like a money reward for just being like you just run on a landmine the Disney mode
Is there a winter camp fund or something?
Because, my god.
Oh my god!
Just get in!
It's up to you, it's up to you!
Phoenix is up to you!
I'm too far behind, I'm too far behind!
I'm right on the cool- I'm right on the green here.
Fuck you, Chichi! Fuck you, Chichi!
Damn it! Oh my god!
What the fuck is happening?
How is your team running over a man about to just explode?
Nice!
Shut up to the right!
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
Nice!
Go, go, go!
Come on!
BV get it!
Here's your BV get it!
Do it, do it, do it, do it!
I'm gonna shoot one. I'm gonna shoot one.
You know what to do, Peter? Do you know what to do?
Go. Get in.
No way!
No! That game!
Yes!
What the hell?
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
Lock it, lock it.
Lock it, lock it.
You son of a bitch you actual son of a bitch
You son of a bitch
I just can't play are you kidding me?
How did I get that way?
Did somebody else freeze on me or did I get my
I like to be very straight.
We have to push up on the green just can't shoot.
Well, I have to I have to overlay just holy crap.
Oh my god, the pin.
Oh my god.
You see this?
This is the one.
Hey, you like this?
Gigi?
Are you?
Hey, you like this?
Go get it.
What?
You're fucking going, what?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Go, go, go!
Get that golf cart.
I've got seven million left.
Yeah!
You can look.
All right, P.B., you got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
So I'm smacking you up.
Well.
Oh.
He lives, Shaky.
Fuck.
Oh, my god.
He lives, Shaky.
OK, OK, OK.
It's just he died.
Don't you get that power up still?
Oh.
You're taking my car the replay my car the replay my car
How do I use these thunderstorms?
You you throw your whole guy right look at the need job. Oh, yeah
You can't
We got this peanut.
We got this peanut.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was magic.
That was magic.
Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in.
My coach, my coach.
I got the super guy.
Go, go, go, go.
Make it go to 60 degrees.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm just hit my ball.
Oh my god.
It's Venus.
Venus, you got this.
You got this.
Okay.
Have you been thinking about it?
God damn it!
Venus, you got this.
You got this.
Venus, come on.
No!
No!
Yeah!
I fucking hate these city fuckers the rotation for ever
To work out super match actually wait, I need this rematch right because it goes 10 11. I don't know how to
He lives you
I
Oh my god. What?
Once again. Oh!
Somebody get there far away.
I'm going! I'm going bug! I'm going bug!
I'm going!
Why does the fight...
Do they have infinite charges?
I've never got a single one.
What?
I'm going bug!
One more, one more.
I got you guys! I got you guys!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Yeah!
I got it! I got it!
That's a tight game.
All right!
There we go.
I've always played on the pan and I could never finish like every round man.
I think this might be the last
second last I don't know.
We're up.
We're up.
It's the last map last map last map last map last map last map.
We either win or we tie.
We either win or we tie boys.
Yep.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
She's already gone baby.
My ball's gone baby.
I don't know, but I love hummus, you know, I've been eating a lot of hummus lately, my proof has been good
Watch out, watch out
Oh no, brutalize me
Hear that devious chuckle
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I hit my ball and it didn't register. Are you kidding me?
You shut up a bitch, coach. You shut up a bitch.
Shut up a bitch.
What the hell dude, I swear.
Coach, he still has the money with that thing there.
I'm right on the table now.
I can't see.
No, I hit him.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
You're speaking in English, Vicky.
No way, one degree to the right, one degree to the right, on that last hit, everyone.
Wait, you can change your club?
Wow.
You can't change your club, and I guess the teams are even.
You can change your club.
Oh my god.
Just take a drink, eat one moment.
Oh my god.
Just take a drink, eat one moment.
Oh my god.
I'll take a look at that.
I'll take a shot, or you guys just skip in beers.
Getting another drink will be a b-hole.
Yeah, but that's not a shot though.
I'm seeing what you want to...
Anybody can finish.
She could have shit?
No, not the easy one.
Would it be against you guys to install a toilet inside of your gaming chair?
Because I know you're not allowed to play the pissing sound while you're pissing.
say. On stream. Yeah. I think it wouldn't be against TOS as long as they don't hear the
book. Come on. Right. I know you're not a lot of piss on stream. And while the sound is playing,
You might run that's a that's against the Roars really good man. I bet it
Well
Sorry
Yeah, I know I know that I know that's manable. You can't you can piss on street as long as they can't hear the pissing down
What if you're like, I got whiskey, maybe just for you.
You're actually just fine chicken.
Cheers.
I'll take it.
I'll take a shot.
All right.
I got it.
Just for you.
Just for you.
Cheers.
Come with me, bitch.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Do we want to play a lockdown protocol or make a comedian?
Matthew with whatever
This game is fun. I'll play it. I'm gonna play another one of these are we gonna rush it to shut this one down
I I do like this one. I do like this one
You want some variety? You feeling like a little variety? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yo, I'm down a switch
here's to whoever's taking a shot or taking a sip I guess wait are you
cheers me again well how many shots are we supposed to take oh I'm gonna dollop
well you two already got it and now we're doing it again it's a second
it's good tie we do have to do a tiebreaker I'm tired both do one more
of these for a tiebreaker but let's okay let's yeah like a tiebreaker that's a
three. Let's do a best of five.
Best of five? I mean, I'm still down to play at this.
Because if you play at the best of five, I bid off to six a.m.
You should go see your stay up till 2 a.m.
Either way, bitch.
All right, Bowie?
Why are you hitting me up so early?
Your stay until 2 a.m.
Your stay until 2 a.m.
You can suck my sack.
You are staying until 2 a.m.
What the hell?
Well, very tight.
No, it's not bad time
I barely slept I barely slept I
Didn't base up. I'm gonna do that one
crosswalk
We best of five
Well, actually of course, he's leaving coach. I guess leaving because I don't change the game to play
Well, what games do you want play well, I was doing my playing locked up. We can't put out a five people. That's not possible
I'm doing one more of something
It's Saturday boys
Yeah, easy you absolute
You can't leave early
Even yesterday
Oh, hmm.
Oh, hmm.
Oh, hey, how about this?
OK, all right, how about this?
You know what, Clogsy's only going to play one more game.
Let's just do, to finish the tiebreaker,
a 20-hole tiebreaker.
What about that?
A one-hole tiebreaker?
I'm a 20-hole tiebreaker!
Oh, a 20-hole tiebreaker.
A 20-hole...
Perfect, perfect.
Oh, 21-hole!
21-hole!
21, yeah.
No more of this game.
Make it under here.
Wait, what?
No.
Look, so there's not a tie.
I'm not doing 21 holes. You got to be up early for streamer University or what?
I
That's a hard class to master an easy class to get into a hard class about you I don't know how I hit my way
So with this every time
Okay, all right, see if I don't hit myself
I need a marriage. Wait, are we at the game?
Oh, this is a real round. Yes, are you kidding me?
What the hell are you doing?
You're throwing, you're throwing.
No! I'm fucking green, I'm closer than you guys.
I'm on the green, I'm on the green, I'm on the green.
I'm on the green, guys.
Fuck that.
Fuck the hell, me!
I have the closest hole in the world to him.
That you got me, didn't you?
That you got me.
All right.
OK, no hurtful.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
It's over.
OK, we're ready for that one.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm on, brother.
Yeah, we're down one.
That did nothing to anyone, but me!
Yeah!
OK, OK.
What the fuck?
Oh, nice one.
OK, go, go, go, go, go.
Thank god you fucking had it.
Zizek, you're fucking hot!
Who did you beat?
You have three shots.
Excellent work, Mr. Feet.
I'm gonna use my moment to get him out of this.
I'll be wide enough.
Let's go!
I've got not my best showing, but...
Good work, Mr. Feet.
It's good work.
That was he did exactly what we needed you to do.
Fucking...
Oh, boy.
Torch.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
The buggy!
Sorry, give me a minute to steal it, it's not okay, no you did it, you did it.
Uh, how do we get over there?
Oh, you got a nice...
Oh, oh!
Oh shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Wait, did Gigi get that shot, huh?
Holy crap.
Even in her...
Even in her...
Even in her...
Uh, it's...
It's grinstead of Shastain.
Who in that guy alive, shit?
She's still there for me.
Hey, I got Gigi!
Hey, then!
Why is there no way out there, man?
Yeah, how does it play?
Go away.
You're in the front! You're in the front!
What do you think?
Oh no
Where are you cosying us now?
Fuck did you?
Cosying us?
Oh fuck
Oh that was so cosy
You see that?
I fucked it
Oh so cosy
We'll put this right
Yeah
Like you do
Sup
Perfect
Gingy's got a viscerine in so hard my game almost broke
Perfect
Oh my god I've been hitting with this
forty-five
No, I'm right on the
You get out of here. Will you get out of here all my dead?
I'm in I'm in I'm in
I was right next to the hole.
Everybody knows.
It doesn't matter if you get next to the hole, it's either in or out.
You don't get into the hole, it ain't sex.
Let's see if you don't get into the hole, it ain't sex.
Is that what they say?
I don't know if Obama said that.
Oh, the Obama's do say that, actually, you're right.
Obama said that?
Obama did say that.
No.
No, no.
No, that's our president.
No, I don't think Obama's the president anymore.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm sorry.
Oh wait.
My balls right there.
Yo, it's just you two.
Oh perfect shot.
Perfect shot.
Oh, okay.
Perfect shot.
Oh, sorry.
Why can you still hit people with?
Why can you still hit people with shields?
I don't get it.
I'm gonna give this in.
Let's go.
I'm on it.
My God.
My God.
I can't keep getting away with that.
The fucking chart is inaccurate.
I went before the hole and it blew past though.
Yeah, I know.
You can't go down on the mouse.
You can putt, yeah.
Yeah.
See you later, Sticky.
That's it.
Dude, why can you double tap somebody even when they have the shield?
It's not right.
Get the fuck away from me!
Just do it at once!
Yes!
Oh, we're making a great time.
Oh god. Oh god. No way.
It's maybe a world record.
I'm falling apart guys. I'm falling apart.
Feeds are stealing all my boxes.
I wonder if we can boost each other again, mate.
Can I jump off your head type thing or no?
Type shit? Oh. Type shit, type shit, type shit, type shit.
Are you on go up?
Oh.
It's hard.
my game freezes every time there's an explosion for just a split second
Oh my god
3, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
He lives, biggie.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What?
Oh!
Come on, come on, come on, come on now, come on now, come on now!
Oh that's good right in oh my god that is going right in the water. Oh fuck my eyes. Fuck my eyes
I
Give it back right on it. I'm good. I'm good. Are you close?
You guys
You done it again!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh!
Nice shot.
Want the one with the left gimmick?
I'll get the one straight.
You grab it. I'm full. I'm full.
Oh, well, I'm saving all my ammo for closing every shot.
It sounds good.
Sounds good.
Unfortunately, I just realized I've been hitting a 45.
Get the gun!
Come on, Dave!
Hey, can you throw the mines, too, or no?
I'm just going to throw something.
Yeah, but.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You can, you can, technically.
The day, but they're way more obvious.
You see that play? Oh my god. That was godlike. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
I just do I just do so hard I just do so hard I just do I just do I just do
Fuck you Genji
What the hell are you doing back here? What the hell?
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna rock and drive right to the whole right to the whole one shot.
What?
Hold it.
What?
Hold it.
What?
Hold it.
What?
Hold it.
What?
Hold it.
What?
Hold it.
What?
Hold it.
What?
When you hold it's what it's what it was what it was what are we doing? Oh, okay
Right best way to shoot my ball. I ran I don't even know how this is
Okay, give it I fucked I fucked up I fucked up. It's all
Oh my god.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What a shame.
I mean, we're talking the best item in the game.
I don't think-
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Oh my god, my saving grace, my saving grace.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
My games!
My saving grace.
Give me a card, give me a card.
Give it to me.
Give it to me, six shot.
Yeah!
Go, go, go!
This map is huge!
This map is massive!
Okay, not a problem.
Still, it's all good.
DK, DK, every time!
Someone's got some coaching, someone's got some coaching!
I fucking hate this guy!
Yeah, I think we win this.
Nah, I think we're going to be lost.
I think we're going to win this.
I got screwed I think my ball ball bounce back to me, but I didn't notice as I was a big guy and
Oh, that's why I wanted my ball to go.
You're not doing your ball either.
Get back here, Jimmy.
Get back here.
Give it up.
Give it up.
I'm off eight million lives.
I'm smoking a cigarette.
Holy fuck to me, baby.
Congratulations.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, look out!
Oh!
Nice shot!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Go, go, go!
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it!
Can you see, Stroke? How's that even possible?
Oh!
Thanks!
What?
Thank you, good job, thank you, good job!
Oh, what a shot oh you men's I
Was an issue now you
Keep folks out. I'm gonna keep them out. I'll give it out. Give it out. Let's get over here. Come here quick
I'll be a quick
Right there hold one perfect
What the measuring thing is show
off what the hell is this?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Give a little child a little closer.
Come on, pre-closey.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think, what, what, no.
We can't wait, we gotta move on to the next round because we won.
We didn't happen. We didn't have any back. Good little happening.
That whole only like degenerates. Honestly, like reptile brains.
Reptile creatures. Oh my god. Hi IQ, hi EQ people. Actually, the story is.
Actually
I'm fucked guys. It's you two. It's you two. I'm fucked
I'm going to go to the right.
I'm genuinely and absolutely and fully fast on this spawn.
I'm literally at the spawn right now.
I'm literally at this spawn.
I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in, I'm going in!
I found stuff close.
You got this, you got this, you got this, come on, get this.
Get a girl, it's not.
There he is.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Oh my god, fuck this.
Fuck that round.
Oh my god.
We're gonna have to be in action.
We're gonna have to get their ball down.
I almost chipped that in.
that is
it's not James wait wait what do I do by the way fucking lose that's what you do
proceed
go go go okay well guys I'm so far behind gonna hit me it's just you guys
It's just you guys
And you like that!
There's a jump, there's a jump. You gotta pick that up at the station.
BUDGET!
Oh, you son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
Whoo, did you see that one coming in? Yeah, did you see that one coming?
Look at my ball, you see where it is?
Oh, that's good of the water foot from the hole
Okay, oh
Chris close here now. I already
They're targeting the best
This should be on the shit boys. They should lay on the shit. I should let it in and should let right
That's what happened.
No.
It's after you. I'm super behind. I'm super behind.
Come on, let's go, baby!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I'm weak.
No.
Kind of like some sustain.
I'm calling it over, laser! I'm calling it over, laser!
Come on, give it, come on.
I got my shot, my shot.
Oh, my God.
You got this, give it, give it, give it, give it.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Nice.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy no.
I can be not 20 feet away. Like what the fuck?
There's literally some dumb.
I'm shot for 90.
I'm shot for 90.
This is my job.
Dude, I had it like 30 fucking seconds before that,
but the fucking game is...
And everybody hates this game.
I love it.
Everybody hates this game literally it's it's in literally 100% native review
Yeah, yeah, everybody hates this game because it's shit like that wait for me for real
Yeah, nobody plays this game. We're the only ones playing this game. No, that's just no answer. There's no way at you
There's really no way I'm projecting us slightly
Go she told you watch out like
Don't lay there
I
Swear they're getting crazier
Got a single. Oh, no, I got one
I'm not getting anything good. I'm getting with 89% I'm getting a night. I mean with this 89% positive reviews of
Oh
You got this. You got this. You got this.
Go, go, go, go.
Yeah, yeah.
There it is. There it is.
Woo!
Blue team, blue team, blue team.
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
Oh my god.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Well
Oh
Take it take it take it to go take it to go. I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone
I
Are you fucking kidding
Wait, what's the fuck if I get to rock oh gee I literally walked through Genji it didn't hurt her and then the
I just do so hard that was what 100% my fault that was oh my god. Oh my god
Yeah, that was it. Oh
What the hell? Oh, could you have even hit your ball yet? You're dealing
Through the oh do it
I don't know why.
Let's go.
I got hit by this car over.
We just need we just need 12.
We're up.
We're up.
Come down.
by the items because they feel bad for your team they're giving you all the best item
Oh
Oh wait
Lock it lock it we are not losing this we are not losing to these fools to these cool again. We are not losing
You don't want a friendly lesson for free because you're a friend.
I'll come to kills.
I'll come to kills.
Neck and neck.
We're literally tied.
Okay, nice job.
Nice job.
Close.
Nice job.
Hooks you watch out.
Okay.
Oh, it's giving.
I'm just trying.
That's all right.
There you know.
Hoppy.
Hoppy.
I'll take that one. I'll take that one.
Okay, that's what she's about to go back over there, bitch.
Who's you watch out? Did you watch out?
Oh, whoever put this bomb here.
Put this bomb here. Oh my god.
oh my god don't care don't eat him
come on jim
that frost gun is a fucking nightmare i don't even know how
looks you cook to go to your left stay in that stay in that red area it's a buff
oh is it
hold you watch out
what the fuck
how does this guy get rockets every single time
I think about you dude. All I get is fucking landmines that I that are useless
Are you kidding me? Oh, oh give me. Oh shit. I totally thought
Generally, I want to see why I don't proceed. Oh my god
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
No, that's so good.
That was so good.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I think the more tired you are the better.
Guys, we get so in this.
If we win every single one from here to the end, we still win.
First and first, first and first.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
I
I want to put the peppers into the tank.
Take a place.
Take a place like Santa Claus.
Is this the water?
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Even better.
Alright.
I don't understand what's happening.
Come on, dude!
Go, go, go!
Thanks, Amira.
You fucked.
You piece of shit.
You fucked.
You stupid fuck.
Yeah, yeah
Oh my god
This is
Yeah, this we got this we got this we got this we got this I'm doing work
Come on.
I'm gonna get them all right.
I'm not gonna block them.
Okay.
Hold on.
Wait for you, wait for you.
Right here.
Wait for you.
Go.
Should have.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Oh, I just got vaporized, I just got vaporized!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Ah!
Come on, G!
G, G, G, G, G!
No!
Oh my God!
No, no, no!
He just got some, oh shit!
Damn!
Man!
Damn!
Oh my God.
That's right.
Oh my God.
Oh!
Oh shit.
Oh!
Oh
Well, I was a boy
That was the right move to make guys if I went in there to make the hole
But we would have lost like it was right these beans wasn't close. I had to hold them back
Clip farming
All right, you got me this time guys. It was clip farming
Oh, sorry guys.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I thought I'd win.
I thought I'd win on that one, but I
do a real good job.
Real numbers on the team.
Next time on this, it was on purpose.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, wait.
Did you play a boss?
I was like, all the way back there, what?
No way.
It fucked.
I-if you're a certificate, it's up to you guys.
I-I'm too far back, I'm too far back.
I'm putting it in right now.
I'm putting.
I'm too far back.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
Okay, well...
Once again...
Glossier's ruined my match.
Hehehehe.
For the ADT told rule.
I
Mean
Yeah, you you tell his dad you tell you tell is as you give me it do not let him off of the warning this time
You tell us
Oh, she's got a porn up that common go fuck yourself. I don't know that makes me say
Slaysters and I'm dealing with golf club that got a little stank on them and it still doesn't work
Too late physical he's too late
I'm a Miller last
I'm 8 Millilands DEEE
No way! No way!
Ah, I like that, did you?
I'm in, baby, let's go!
No, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
You can't take it, David!
Well, I know we might have lost the game, but we won that round.
round that's right that's right that's right that's right that's right yeah another 21 after this
just a tie break die oh you guys we're winning one isn't it impossible for us to win
oh you shut up a bit you shut up a bit
I
For the first 10 holes, I could
That's what right the water it changes the very last second. Oh my god. Oh is that close to ball right here? That's crazy
That's crazy
go go go go
Bogey catch!
Nice
Thank you guys, I hate you
I'm about to have it, I'm about to have it
I'm about to have it in
Oh
It's up to you guys
Oh, my God, I'm so much serious on that.
Wait, this is not 21.
You played 23, right?
No, no, it's 21 right now.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah.
It's first.
Oh, first take 21.
No, first two.
Good.
Yeah, wait.
Oh, wait.
We scored it.
We scored it.
The same mobile as a bunch.
God, dude.
What the hell?
What the?
Hell.
Oh
We hold on wait, oh that was pretty close. I actually recall that at times
Yeah, just to make sure
We close you before you read it don't eat only don't eat only listen listen listen listen listen
We're gonna do a three three whole match captain to three
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh my god, dude.
This game is going to give me a conniption.
What was that for?
All right.
You're not that good at.
You're not that good at.
You're not that good at.
You're not that good at.
should we should we do should we do them around or no
if we can get up yeah I was about getting up I haven't seen for nine
hours and I started early today
we could go for 24 hours guys are you getting up because if she gets up we
play lives bar for a couple rounds let's play liars bar I'm not gonna do a couple
rounds like let's just play couple lines live I'm down one way or another so let's
play this life bar
You can play with that.
You can play with him.
You can play with him.
She needs nine hours of video games.
Oh, no, fuck yourself.
You don't understand how hard it is
being a steamer sometimes.
If a bug gets achieved,
sometimes it's just a really mean thing to the check.
And it hurts.
And it hurts
So when you go to your sushi job your sissy boy remember that
Remember that sissy boy
Remember that sissy boy
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, you better be sorry. You better be sorry. You better be yeah, that's right
That's right. Yeah, that's right
That's why you better be sorry. You better be sorry
Son of bitch you sit. I'm extra sorry. You know. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you
All right in time for some liars boy. It's like it's my time
Lies my time and I say we raise the stakes. I
Say we raise the stakes allow allow me allow me whoever allow me what?
13 bits to whoever wins whoa that's no I I can't do that I can't do that let's
make it something easy easy how about this listen there's four of us let's
play five rounds whoever wins the least amount has to go on YouTube and make a
video of them pledging their leads to Al Qaeda
Hold on
I'm dying with my time to face a live bar. You don't want to lose this round, buddy
I think how kind of by the way, I'm in fall kind of how kind of like the power world
Power of team not the not how good I am obviously I said how kind of how kind of how kind of
What about an application to
stream your university that
actually would be you know how
like people do like fantasy
football that actually would be
a hilarious punishment.
I've never done fantasy football
but my brother did and they would
do it with their friend group
with someone get punished.
If they like got the Lord's
War that'd be a good one.
That would be a good one.
Good.
Have you.
Have you.
I'm pretty sure the last fantasy
we did a fantasy NBA and the
And the loser had to buy a Carl Malone jersey and go and go to a bar with it on who is the known rapist
Yeah
Well, okay. Okay.
Cheers everybody.
Cheers guys. Cheers everybody.
Cheers guys. Cheers guys.
I thought my fucking fuck, I gotta think this battle is it.
That's a true story.
Okay. Alright. Alright.
Time to head on over.
Time to head on.
Time to head on over.
It's game time.
Are we doing the Texas Hold'em or are we doing the silly games?
You actually what about you loser has to with documentation watch every love island
It exists. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, that's how many of them are there. I have no idea I would imagine a lot
There's a I mean can't commit to that one both without insulting anyone because I'm sure there's some people here that watch the island, but I
Mean they it's I mean
There's my line. Um, that's yeah. Yeah.
All right. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I don't have a
Lies bar. I don't have a Lies bar. I'm going to take a tinkle while you figure this out. B R B B
I
Here we go, I think
Looping
Yeah, you book it down doing power up
You'd be able to be publicly sure, that's right.
Automatically not drunk, visibly acical, and zero-fitched, you've been great saviour of memory and Tiger Wood.
I scored like half the point. I was awesome at that game.
Who's actually in the vicinity? Oh my god. Oh, that's just incredible.
I'm making the bomb, are you fine?
Do you have anything else to do stuff easily?
I'm seeing you guys on a- I'm seeing you guys
friend invites, one second
You closely hopped off
To go play power up. I can see it right here in my skin patch.
No way that's crazy. I can literally see it right here. My theme friends. I
mean in fairness
Jinji shared some tech with me you can do kind of like offline
But you guys all get invites
Yeah, I'm going to play a couple rounds. I'm gonna pick a lot. I'm pretty guy. I'm pretty guy
We saw a lot of focus we like to serve a lot of over
I'm down for either or I love the hold on we end up doing the slots or no
We didn't we didn't do the slots because it's all like it's our all-army
Right, no, it's not yeah, the reason you do slots is because a lot of the guys are understated and watching
As well as dies poker everyone gets lies that everyone
I don't even understand the slots
I'm gonna say the dice until very recently. I don't understand the first like ten times I play
Uh, hmmm, he's back to the pig?
Not gonna lie, I was pretty much pressing buttons and everything outside of the Texas Olderman.
Oh, I love fly! I love fly!
I don't know if the Texas Olderman decided for this shit.
Hey, hold on, wait!
Hmm, where's, where's Gibbicat?
Is he gonna pee-pee?
Considering how long he's been gone though, I would have reason to believe he's in fact taking a poop.
That could be true. I I I don't think I think he's just raging because I kicked his ass
I'm a Cali Cali guys, you know how Cali guys are like the gimmick lives in California
What yeah, huh?
Yeah, he's a golfer and from California. Just crazy. I mean I beat him. I've never played around a golf in my life
What are we talking about? I?
I do I do live in California, California, California, yeah, paradise.
Yeah, that's a great place to live, but that's a great place to live, I fucking I would I'd
cut my dick off before I moved anywhere else.
Oh, I wake up to the fucking beach I go down to the beach I go down to the best thing in
the fucking world I can go I can go to restaurant to restaurant and never never
and go to a different restaurant every time and get the best move the world and
never what never find the end of it I never find the end of that path that's
I got invited can you invite me who the fuck is said where who's
That was not me not sandwich. I've not changed my name to see it
I see you invite me to come back. Do you see it?
I
Did invite me again, it didn't work out. Okay, there we go. She did I
Got it accepted invitation to play. I'm in oh fantastic fantastic. Bye everybody up ready up
Oh baby let's go I can't wait I can't wait I was trying to get
I'm trying to get
Oh
I used to be dying in game
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
I can't look at my cards now I call you don't scare me I scare me
I
I
Keep it a buck. I think I'm bugged. I can't look at my cards. Okay, so welcome to your grave
And now they're stuck open what the hell is going on that's because it's your turn
Yeah, yeah, actual in bread fucking right now. Thanks. Best off. All right, trust me on this
Coward for what
I hope you got right here right now. I hope you got right here
look at that sunlight made it to the table
damn it
What are you gonna do, Mr. Jimmy?
I call the monster still hungry.
What do you got?
You got a king or something?
I have a king.
I got a king.
I got a king.
Taking my chances.
I switch.
I fall. Death is an old friend.
Guys, let's stop goofing around.
Let's stop goofing around, guys.
I won't take it.
Let's stop goofing around.
We're all serious.
We're all serious, guys, here.
Let's stop goofing around.
Let's stop goofing around, okay?
All in.
All in. It's time to stop messing around. It's time to stop messing around.
Oh, is that what we're doing right now? Yeah.
You know what? I'm gonna do it.
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
You want to bitch? You want to bitch? We'll do it live! We'll do it live!
Fuck it, we'll do it live! Fuck it! Fuck it, we'll do it live!
What do you mean I know you had that jack before you switched?
So did what you have.
What did you know?
Oh shucks, oh shucks guys.
What a tragedy, what a tragedy.
I will survive this I will survive this I am not worried in the slightest I will survive
this this is not the last you've seen I'm mr. big mr. be the big I will kill you I will
Get you all!
But I'm sure...
I'm sure...
Oh!
Oh!
That's so fucking cool!
Oh my god!
Go play!
Go play!
Fly!
Go!
Fly!
Go fucking play!
Holy shit!
I can't believe this!
I'm presented by...
You should be dead!
You should be dead!
It's like...
How are you gonna roll over again?
Yeah, well let me pay you something about...
Let me pay you something.
I'm coming for you, bubba! I'm coming for you, bubba!
I'm coming for you!
I'm sorry, I hesitated, I got married.
That means I'm safe.
I can follow you. You don't scare me, I scare me.
How does he see the river?
I call.
God, how does he see the river?
See!
Can't know the landscape without the river?
I can swap my two over a five.
We have five of diamonds, that way we have four diamonds.
We have a plan A to back a plan.
We get five, and if we don't get five, we just swap it out for something with diamonds,
I mean, I'm at least a... I think it's on a flush.
I mean, it's on the two out, the two out, the two out.
Alright boys. Alright boys.
I'll break the idea so he leaves you have a chance for you notice that hesitation for flesh
At least you can't provide me
You see good
Hey, what what are you?
Your warps
The three twos I'm not gonna be
I had already told you to switch out the two you could I couldn't change that
second to two once you select which card is which and then you see that the
card you can't see which card is we don't scare me I scare me
I'm going for it I'm going for the river I'm going for the river I'm going for
the river welcome to your grave was I'm not gonna lie to you my love for now
okay I guess I have an okay hand guys
Well, nothing special. I guess I have an okay, and it's not really nothing special
Nothing crazy nothing nothing crazy. No, I think ready
I'm great
I'm great
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, that's great.
Yep.
All in.
He's playing around.
I'm kind of scared of you.
And the fox, whatever the hell you are.
I'm all in.
I'm all in.
Thank you very much.
I'm not feeling it.
Well, now these guys dead, gentlemen.
I'd appreciate some kind.
Oh.
Well, these guys dead.
Look at that. The sunlight made it through the sweat.
Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes.
Ooh, that, that's tough.
Now you're going down the same road here in about ten seconds.
You're walking the same road! You're about to be the same boat as that guy!
No, no, no, no, check this out. I pray every single night before bed. God has got my back.
I gotta hedge your protection around me, Mr. Prina.
I'm high, I love you so much! You're about to snatch your ride up!
Watch me work. Watch me work. Watch me work.
I'm watching! I'm watching!
I'm not scared.
That means a lot to me.
Incredible. How does he do it?
What do you mean by that Mr. Bear?
Fuck you guys!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck all of you!
Fuck all of you!
No! God save me!
God save me!
Liar's deck.
Well, do you like that gimmick? Do you like that buddy?
Well, what can I say? God just likes me more than he likes you.
Um, you know, I mean, that'll happen.
I love, I love you.
Yes, you played Dress Knight. You played Dress Knight, was he?
Okay, that ain't a different game. Fuck off.
Remember, they changed it for you.
So as soon as you play the Chaos Card, everybody shoots.
Hee hee.
The Queen's table, boys.
Ah, the Queen's table.
Y'all ever heard about the Queen's Table?
Yeah, I might.
Ah, three queens at the Queen's Table!
Oh, you don't say! You don't say!
Three queens as well! I also have three queens at the Queen's Table.
Well, that would only be fair today.
Three queens at the Queen's Table!
What are you putting at me?
What? What's going on here?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell?
Okay, that was-
Shut up now!
Shut up now!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
That was weird.
That was weird.
Fuck you, gimmick.
What the hell was that?
It's all right.
What do you mean what the fuck was that?
What are you putting at me?
I saw that a baby mistake Queen what what did you see? Oh, I saw that
I'm gonna put down one Queen
What queen that it would only be fair
The right queen.
Sst.
Yep.
The queen.
The queen.
The queen.
Queen.
The queen.
The queen.
Yeah.
Queen.
Yeah.
Queen.
Queen.
How many how many queens really that's a lie that's a lie right there. We be 100% 150% that's like
Like a
I hate to see it.
What better to be done?
Somebody had to see it.
Sometimes, now it's the king's table.
Ah, the king's table.
Ah, the king's table.
The king's table.
I said the king.
I said the king.
Well, it would only be fair.
Play the king, the king's table.
Ah, the king's table.
King at the King's tables.
Come on, gimmick.
Come on, man.
You just going to let it.
You're going to throw that liar.
Oh, my god.
Oh, that is tough.
Oh, my god.
Surely, nobody dies on the first.
Nobody dies.
I'm going to look right in the barrel.
See?
GEEE!
You really did that!
You really did that!
Oh!
Lady Skull!
I have the Queen...
table!
The Queen's back!
She's back!
He's back!
Oh, shit!
I think he's once again!
Poor Queen!
Three Queens at the Queen's table?
Holy shit!
Queen...
It would only be fair to play a queen at the Queen's table
What the?
Oh man, crazy.
Get out and have me die!
I put the gun in him.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I thought you shut him in!
Great work, baby.
You piece of shit.
We're dead.
We're dead.
We're dead.
At the Queen's table.
You were giving me a signal?
Oh my god.
You know the whole time we have to call about as a liar because if I please you right now
Unless you stupid and he doesn't know that then in fact he played his feet now with a bad card the last one
But she's a little smart. I feel like he knows that
I'm gonna put termites in your nose. Hmm. Well, I take it. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. Well
It's made out of concrete, exactly.
He's an idiot! He's an idiot! I knew it!
Don't let Tony concrete.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck you, Phoenix.
I was clean. I was clean.
Oh, man. You talk about this.
Okay.
Well, considering we're at the King's table,
I'll leave you there.
I'll leave you there.
Alright.
Ah! A king at the king's table!
King.
A king at the king's table!
King.
Liar.
Wait. Add the language.
Kill me.
Kill me right now.
Kill me.
Kill me right now.
This one's for you.
No matter, no matter, I was...
Hey!
Fuck it.
I think we just solely want that because he's an idiot!
Please! Please!
I'm playing like a fiddle!
Like a fiddle!
Oh!
Alright. We're going back to pumpkin.
We're going back to pumpkin.
Fuck you guys, we're going back to pumpkin.
One more, I say one more, I say one more.
One more for the road?
No, no, one more...
One more!
That's why I love this bit.
Oh, one more game!
Four more games for each of us!
Yeah, one, one, two games, two games, one, two games, three games.
Funny story!
All right, ready up, ready up!
Ready up!
Ready!
I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!
Lock it in!
Lock it in!
I thought we did better, right?
Oh, my God.
Good luck, man.
I don't need luck.
That's right, that's right.
Pardon me, sir.
No, I don't trust you.
There is no such thing as luck.
But there are good ones.
Not bad, not bad.
Well, that's...
Mr. Sades, Mr. Sades?
It's my turn.
I call.
The monster's still hungry.
Are you a hungry boy?
Are you hungry?
It looks like a gas room for another snack.
She's got ya. I see those mooks on them.
I see those bad boys.
They look like you're Malcolm.
Come here, bee!
Come here, bee!
Help me squeal for me, bee!
Squeal!
There we are.
Gotta see the fly, boys.
You gotta see the black one!
You gotta see the black one!
I thought you've been smoking that thing.
Uh, it's just a prop, really.
I'm allergic.
Oh, you don't scare me, I see you.
I died.
Yeah, I'm out of here.
We're chasing, we're chasing, we're chasing, we're chasing, we're chasing.
We're chasing all the way down the river, boys.
We're chasing all the way down the river.
What's two out of, uh, what is it, eight?
Two out of eight?
Uh, 25, 25 percent.
What's the problem?
Hey, that's not 25 percent, that's like 20 percent.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Two out of eight is 25 percent.
25% you actual mail box. No, but there's not a is it a
S it's shooter an a shooter. Oh, it is it this game of game. It's giving me that then it's 25%
Thank you. Yes
Does he do it? How does he do it?
Switch I
I call, here we are.
I feel pretty good about this one.
Yeah?
Oh my god.
That feel pretty good.
That feel pretty good.
I'm too shabby.
I'm too shabby.
I'm too shabby.
I
Call you don't scare me I scare me
I got my ass down my head stated, I got married.
Okay, alright, okay.
I'm...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm...
Umm, umm, umm...
I'm gonna fall.
Fall...
I'm falling.
I'm falling.
I'm, I'm...
Alright, let's go.
It's my hundred feetest.
Let's watch.
Let's view me.
Let's stay in the watch.
And we're going to watch this man shoot himself in the head.
It's going to be very...
Aaahh!
Totally...
Heeeeeeeey!
Wooo!
Alright, alright.
Next round.
What do you got?
I got a uh I got I don't have much but it almost turned into something very much so I had to
I'll tell you what I got. I got a 10 and a jack and I got a nine
No
What's the suit? I
Got a pair of tags
Well, I ran out of time there
Yeah, those are doing here. Oh, yeah, I got a pair of Jack's Jesus. I'm just telling you right now. I got a pair of
I'd fold
You know, you're kind of watching these guys sweat
Yeah, honestly, I think
I think he's got to I think he's got to
Now, now, now, Mr. Fetus, I tried to help you, Mr. Fetus, I tried to help you.
You know, I was being honest, I told you exactly what I had.
As did I.
And what's that?
Uh, Mr. Fetus, I pulled it out of him.
You called it?
You both knew what you guys' card was, and you were gonna lose.
I got more.
Yeah, I'm the only one dying.
Oh fuck, he's stupid.
He tried to help some people, so he fucking can't be helped.
That's a big boy.
He tried.
That is a big boy.
It's important to realize that sometimes people get up
some people.
Negroni, please.
Thank you.
I'll take what you have.
Throw it on him.
This is a nice shot shot.
This is a nice shot shot.
Oh, nice job, Sharper.
Nice job, Sharper.
I call the monster still hungry.
The monster's still hungry, boys.
The monster's still hungry.
Oh, you hungry boy, you hungry boy.
Are you serious?
What is this pussy playing?
Wait, wait, wait.
I got a two and a four off suit.
Who the hell would play that?
Wait, wait, wait for the flop.
I'm going to fall.
I'm dying to look at you.
What flop?
I'll return the favor.
I hope I get shot right.
I was not shot to it when she deserved coward!
When she deserved coward!
My quag, dying isn't losing.
Jack...
He...
King...
He's...
So we would need a bead...
And...
Oh, what happened?
What the hell?
Uh, never chase the straight boys.
Never chase the straight.
Always chase the straight.
Is that right?
You never know, that, that next cart.
See?
I guess it's really bad right now.
That next cart could have been the one, honestly.
Nope. Nope. Never chase the straight boss.
Always chase the straight. Always chase the straight.
Oh, oh, always chase the straight.
Every time. Every single time.
That's when you need your gambler, but not yet.
Riiighting that down.
Shut that down.
Put it up.
Put that down.
Got that down.
Oh, yes.
Oh
All in
Well, you betcha, I mean right at break before the flop I wouldn't tell me if they let me
All right
You watch me you watch me
No, no, no, you don't want any of this. You don't want any of this, buddy. You're supposed to fall
You don't want any of this
You don't want any of this
You were supposed to pull, but he's got a key!
He's out on it!
Oh shit, he's dead!
Wow.
Put your headphones on.
We're welcome here like you pieces of shit.
Who won? Who won?
You win because of the king, you won.
No, I only do what you win.
You win because of the king.
Oh, let's go!
God's on my side.
God's on my side.
What's the percentage now, Mr. Nut?
Five percent, Mr. Habibi.
Five percent.
Watch this, Comrade Walrus.
This is about to hell.
No regrets.
What was he saying?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I did the smart play there too. Did it smart play there?
Are you playing one more?
Let's not finish.
Oh, absolutely.
Let's do it.
I'll do it.
This is my last one, boys.
Last one.
I'm about to have this.
Yeah.
Are you out of your poker yet?
Yeah, I'll be down.
What's the best one I feel?
I'll do it, I'll do it.
A game is over.
Ah, too shabby, Doc. Ah, too shabby.
You have to wait for the clock.
Well, shit, boys, thank you for the card game.
Welcome to your grave.
Oh.
You see that rat looking fella behind you?
Ah, my deck is too fat. I can't turn.
Ah, I see.
I'm not gonna back off.
Easy, were you aware that I'm just in?
Good, good.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, absolutely.
Good, good, good, good.
Good, good, good, good, good.
I'm sorry.
Good, you got me.
Good.
Good, good, good, good, good.
I just want to be sure.
You know, I want to be sure.
I was really looking for this place.
I call.
The monster's still hungry.
Longing like me.
Yeah, yeah.
I call.
Let God fall.
Not too shabby, not too shabby.
Little something, something.
All right, I call a breaking down
I'm all would be proud
Well, you're about to see yourself in the mouth
Sunlight made it to the table
Alec Baldwin
The guy who sucks word out of movies head I
Don't know I don't think so. I think you need to go all in. Yeah, apparently not
What are you 12
I don't know which car you have but you should go on and hold me, I put my pants.
I'm fucking piece of shit, I'm fucking piece of shit, you fucking piece of shit, you can't
I think he's mad about the golf still.
He's... I'm mad about the golf still.
I'm mad about the golf.
I can teach you some free.
Like I said...
You teach me for free?
How about we go around the back of the 7-Eleven and fuck you in the ass?
What do you think about that?
I call the deal, I call the deal!
Okay, well we can go.
You gotta take her.
I got it, I got it.
Yeah, take care.
I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
Thank you, yeah, use-
You already got a customer.
I don't wanna-
Yo, GDP, I-
Why-
What do you got over there?
What do you-
Where you working with?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking like a six-nine,
like a six-nine, two-peir kind of thing, you know?
What are you thinking?
Yeah, I got that.
King nine.
King nine, don't you?
King nine touch it
You sure you have a six day
Damn son
I mean
This is the time
Nothing.
You all in then?
Fine.
I will.
Oh, well, let me.
All in is not allowed during the switchfrab.
I'm going to call.
I'm going to call.
I'll break you down.
Switch, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I call.
Call.
Death is a way for you.
You've got nothing.
Come on, Hamini.
Peace out for real.
I'm going back to play golf.
What's the percentage on 5 out of 8, Mr. Knut?
I have no idea.
It's been a hell of a day.
62.5, I think.
I am afraid.
I am afraid.
Oh my god.
Once in a while, you know you gotta get them scared.
I thought I was gonna be behind a 7-Eleven getting fucked in the ass.
Gimme get off of it.
Offers on the table.
Offers on the table.
I
For I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do a little bit of calling
You three four five six
And we just swap the two out for
Or a- Or a- Or a five every win!
Swap the three?
another chili pig?
How should I forget?
Oh my god!
No, I think my guy is a pig.
What is he a German pig?
Not derogatory, I just mean like a...
Oh, oh. We all heard it. We all heard it.
That's right.
Yeah
You think he's still awake I think he makes still awake I
Since the second we started playing this game, I'm sorry dude. I'm talking about Caitlyn Jenner right now
You my channel. Sorry Caitlyn Clark different Caitlyn different different
Different Caitlyn Clark all right full time
right now
There's a lot going on over here, alright?
That sounds like it. I'll leave you two.
Fuck this shit.
I hope you died.
Fuck this shit, I'm out!
Die immediately! Die once!
How is he gonna survive?
This whole shoe is straight up my butt hole.
Now we're supposed to go for a two or a six.
Get that full house.
Taking my chances.
That's horrible!
I switch.
Alright, alright.
I'll break you down.
All right, not too savvy of a hand, boys. I'd be scared about you. I'd be very worried.
I'd be proud.
Godspeed, Mr. Fetus. Godspeed.
Where's you guys to the afterlife?
Look at that!
Hey!
Hell is going on!
Hey
Was it what it is a tourist
Oh, I'm willing to pay. Oh, never mind. Oh, it doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter in the slightest
Die at once
No, yeah, that means a lot. No
Oh
That's fucking crazy
He's gotta wait for them a lot guys getting decent cards or what oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Whoa, I got great cards. I got great cards
I think you've used you got that because oh, yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, 100% 100% yeah, 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100%
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir
I'll call, I got big cars, I got big cars, yep yep
Who are you, Mr. P's, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep
Oh, weird, weird moment, weird, for someone who has good cars to just fold like that
Was that an accident?
That must have been an accident, that must have been an accident
I hope it doesn't act like it does.
No!
How is no one dead, Gasky Kurtz?
Because it keeps on very deep.
I'm still arguing about Caitlyn Clark.
All right.
How are you even going to do that?
Caitlyn Jenner is a better basketball player.
I am still arguing about Caitlyn.
Caitlyn Jenner should be allowed in the WNDA.
Let's be honest we're all watching.
Caitlin Jenner goes to 65 year old Caitlin Jenner in the WNBA.
Don't lie, we're all watching.
We are all watching that.
Cancell the stream.
Cancell the stream.
It's Conn McGregor vs. Max all the way all over again.
I'm subscribing to Baron and Blaster.
What's the matter with you?
65 year old Caitlin Jenner in her first WNBA game.
Oh.
The magic and mystique.
My chance
Do you go for the do go for the flush or do we go for the four big guys?
We go for the flush of the form. That's a good parents get it
watch over the form once before
Yeah
It's not my car. We go for the budget and I was with them. I guess you oh
It is a three. Oh, it is a three. We go for the two. We go for the two. Oh, it is a three or a spade
I'm gonna get through this, we need to make some peace.
There's always a three or a spade, a three or a spade,
that's it, a three or a spade, and we are in,
or we, and we are in.
Here's the spade, that's it, that's it.
Use me, use me, use me, use me, use me.
We need more spades, use me.
Oh.
Mm-mm.
Make your time.
Make your time.
They hated me less, I'd worry.
Whee!
There we go, there we go!
I think I folded it the wrong way.
That's why you always change the river boys.
That's why you always change the river.
I'm gonna fall.
I'll be the bee.
You try to check your...
I'm gonna fall.
I don't have any proof.
Sly. Sly.
No, let's go.
Listen to me. I call.
Let God fall.
I mean, love her.
Now I gotta fall out of this.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I hit the right button.
He's only fucking my ads.
Well?
Reverse psychology.
That is triple quadruple quadruple.
Reverse psychology.
You see that?
You stand in...
It is not.
Oh, oh.
I'm gonna fall. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I don't have the strength.
I was strong enough.
It's okay.
It's okay. These are fake bullets.
It's okay. It's okay.
I cheated. These are fake bullets.
Oh!
I don't think those were fake.
I think you guys are both dead, but you're honestly, I've got nothing.
What is all this?
Oh, pussy-sat, what the hell is going on?
I have nothing. I've closed the right time.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely nothing.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
It's been a hell of a game. No regrets. No regrets.
What are you the fuck?
Seems like we got ourselves a game. What? Seems like we got ourselves a game.
It's a little spicy, a little spicy.
Oh, that's nice.
That's it.
Alright boys!
Alright gentlemen, is your turn now?
And see what's crack-lacking.
And see what's going on.
I told you I'd be going again.
You're not going back off.
Yeah, we should head to the bottom.
We're going.
I told you, death is an old-
It's the end going on.
On this next gun, I'm swapping these out for a jack and getting the full house.
This is the best thing you had to do.
Door which I'm being dealt with.
Maybe I'm the only one dying.
Bang.
Like that.
Like that.
Incredible. Incredible watch. Incredible. Incredible. Incredible.
Adam Baldwin didn't know that.
This is not a good idea.
He keeps his eyes high, kicking my chances.
if he has a 10 now. My hands are just sickening. I'm choosing force. I'm choosing force. Oh
shit, we cannot go all in on this. I'm going to switch to Ruzi. Yeah.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm swapping. I'm swapping. I'm going for it.
Taking my chances. I mean, one of us has an ace, right? One
of us has mace well I did have an ace until right about now oh well isn't that
shame that's a shame that is a shame I played risk I played my blade risky and
And it pay out.
I played risky and it pay out to me.
What?
What do you got?
What do you got?
Well, I tried to get a king with my ace,
but I did not.
I did not get it.
Oh, you know what sucks?
Marcosoul said peanut update.
Oh, it's really old wind virus.
Oh man!
He's got some.
He's got some.
I think he's got a key set to listen to.
No, you want to play that game, but Jamie, you want to play that game, huh?
You want to play that game?
You want to play that game?
Let's fucking do it live.
Oh man!
Let's do it live!
But I'll be watching you.
What?
I pressed your headbutt.
I pressed your headbutt.
What the hell's going on?
Oh, what is this?
I have a key!
I have a key!
What the fuck is happening?
I have a key!
I'm on it!
I'm on it!
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Oh
I'm getting two's and fours two to six
I want to know if I'm gonna die
All right, just take a look take a look. What'd you have this action? What do you have?
Would you have pocket Queens?
Fuck you. I think you're gonna keep you. Fuck you. I actually I had a kid
I literally pressed y'all in button. I literally pressed the button. Oh my god. Kill me now. Kill me now. Kill me. Kill me right now.
Well, I miss the fetus
Love the angles in this place really helps me visualize the playing field
Going all in
What do you got get an eight and ten and a
Come on
Come on me near the table now
I've been dodging these bullets all night, baby. There's another two. Oh, it's been a hell of a two
Wrap it up. Yeah, this ain't shit.
I wrap it up.
Why don't you wrap it up when you have a fucking two, six off suit?
I know how you feel. Trust me.
I was every other hand.
I just want to straight there.
I think I would have built it.
Seven of hodge and eight.
Why don't we both chase?
It's yellow.
I got a better idea.
Let's just send it.
I'm going to hit.
I'm gonna hit time. I'm hitting on the whole
I'm finger being in the R button right now. Hmm. You guys, what's the button make the card slip up?
It's a hard R button too.
The last time I felt this alive, I got arrested.
I don't need any j-
I don't need any j- what's all this?
These?
It's a bother button.
Guys, what's the button make the card slip up?
I can't let God fool me.
What do you mean?
There's a button in the middle of the card.
Oh, it's cute.
It is.
It's cute.
Can you see our purse?
I can't see.
I can see one of these is.
I thought I'm not going to pack all of these.
I didn't.
When I come over to you, see what's going on.
What you got?
Let me see what you got.
I
Right then let's fucking do this
I don't know what fetus is another carnage, but I think they both have absolutely dogs in hand
Come on now. I got a pocket eights. What do you got? I got a pair of cleats
I guess you take me bud.
Wait.
I guess you take me, but God.
God may not want me.
God may not want me.
If you survive right now, I swear to God.
I'm never playing with him again if he does.
His cousin's a leprechaun or his mother ruck a genie's lamp or something.
Oh my God.
100% 100% 100%
Finally it is time to pray to myself
Finally it is time to give my own blessings to me
Goodly if I pray to myself
Oh my god
That was a bullshit round, that was crazy
I could have even fought if I would do the all in thing
We gotta do one more day, we gotta do one more day
Oh my god, fuck you, fuck you
Oh my goodness
I want one quick one one quick one. I'm getting out of this one. I'm getting out of this one.
I'm gonna lock in my chat. I have been to a debate for like an hour straight.
We started talking in BA and things have gotten out of hand.
I'm gonna lock in though. I'm gonna completely ignore my chat. I'm locked in on this round. I'm locked.
Sounds really big.
you only talk to them when they're talking about something do you you bring up
otherwise you don't read it you bring a basketball and my dick flies through the
zipper I I literally buy zippers on Amazon they got a replace
Yeah, that's right. Oh my god.
It's like one of those popcorn shrimp in the ocean.
Bang! Bang!
Oh, fuck.
Bang!
Bang!
Oh, God, that's old.
Dude, we've been talking lately.
Can I fill you in on the conversation I've been having over here?
Alright, dude, we've been talking.
We're talking Katelyn Park.
You mean to talk to the general so because I asked and Kate that we actually have been talking about
By the way, 76 year old Caitlyn Jenner in the WNBA
We'd a done and don't mind you all watch that
All tuned in for that
I'm supposed to be Kayla Jenner 76 years old or of a Larry Bird or a mark Michael Jordan. Yep
What?
Since I don't know when the birthday is but
What?
What did he say?
You don't know when Caitlyn Jenner's birthday is?
Ridiculous!
Yeah, I've been actually in there since I've been on a lot of conversation with a lot over here.
American hero Caitlyn Jenner's birthday.
I called the Catalan Olympian.
76 year old Caitlyn Jenner just accepted onto the Valkyrie WNBHT.
Oh yeah, which year Olympics? Which year Olympics?
I
All time but there's they made an exception. Oh wait, wait
Jack 10 9 8
Yeah, oh shit.
So, between this and that, we need to change this out for an aide.
Right, an aide?
Hold on, wait.
Hold on.
Hey, I'm still thinking, I'm still thinking, I'm still thinking.
Hold on, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
As we said, we're gonna do a good one, right?
Eat for a queen!
Oh, you're honest!
Still not. What are you doing that right?
What you wanna go talk about, Caitlyn Jenner?
gimmick, huh?
Don't you wanna talk about Caitlyn Jenner?
No dude, there's my chest, baby.
I miss.
I miss.
I miss.
Wait, what do you want? What do you mean?
What do you guys do? I thought we were in this together or something.
Oh, you guys, there's such a pussy!
What is this pussy shit?
What the hell?
What's a pussy shit?
Well, I hope you both pro.
If I lose, I'll smile.
Both pro.
Both pro.
And now he's one of you guys.
At least one of you.
What?
What?
Please tell me you were chasing the river.
Please tell me you were chasing the river.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is a strict law.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Show me.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
I will survive. I will survive. I will survive. I will survive.
Stand aside.
The daily races.
Damn it! This wouldn't be a problem if the other two guys in the tables weren't fucking pussy!
Our team's gonna be all be dead!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
That dreams in which I shoot myself
Are the best I've ever had
That doesn't really change the lyrics that much
I think that's actually what happens in the song
It's just, it's crazy for me
I didn't say any different
This is horrible, this is horrible, this is horrible
I'm getting up, fuck this, I'm getting up
very very mad world and the worst
car I thought we were all going in right
there and if it one person was a
lot of people died very that's what I
thought was gonna happen but it turns
out turns out we got two a rhino and a
pussy shit and a fox with a vagina
biggest of red candy on the table
Yeah, I was like I'm always there with a gig between our thighs
It's the worst deal you can get more in the morning
Oh my god
I didn't know we were all
but people are-
I'm not even looking at my cars.
I'm getting vaded.
I'm getting vaded.
I'm getting vaded and chatting in.
Maybe you're gonna give those to me.
Alright, it's very good-
I'm not even looking at my cars no more.
Just go all in.
Just go all in.
It's very difficult.
Fuck you, baby.
You go all in.
Okay, listen.
I will go all in.
I will call you go all in.
And I'll-
I'll go all in.
I'll go all in.
I'll go all in.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
What?
Thank you.
What?
I want to bring this to you on call if you don't call in, I'm going to find you.
Crossing the border in the corner.
I'm going to bring my snowboarding jacket.
Oh, Venus already folds her.
She finds the cold.
Yeah, I have no cards.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
hahaha
what?
this is exactly where i wanted to be
I wanted to see
i want to see
die, habibi, die
die right now, you deserve it
you look a little lonely down there
that's right
somebody eat me
somebody eat me
the water is fine
sorry mr. habibi
Bye bye, Mr. BB. Bye bye. I'll see you 7-eleven.
What's going on? I'm freezing the fuck out of here.
Ah, I'm coming, Mr. Knott!
Come on in!
BigBigBit.com!
BigBigBit.com!
Yup, he came. He came all right.
He came all right.
I love it when they come.
My favorite part.
That's right.
We go all in first hand.
10
should have just fucking wrap it up
I would have owned this but I just wasn't sure
that was
it was a little miscommunication
you gotta call first
this peanut is dead every fucking time
I read your schedule
every fucking time
fuck you
that was a mutual
agreement
party to the table and they decided
It's all of this
And I'm folding all right what a dumb move
You fell right into my hand mr. Peter's I'm folding this I got a shit hand
No, I didn't mean to do that. Oh my god. That was a joke. What they gave me five seconds
I can't do a little gag. I can't even get a little bit. I can't even get a little bit out there
You need five seconds and that's not enough time for a good bit
That's her
No, I didn't do it. I'm glad y'all didn't do it. I'll just send him with whatever I did.
I really did want to go all in.
That's her.
You were on that one.
I got jack shit.
You were gonna buy a hoodie off the first time.
You got my one right now.
Fall in mother f***ing...
What the hell?
Where's all the stuff?
Put this... only two items on the store!
It's gotta wait three seconds, you never...
What the hell?
You know what I'm saying about...
I'll take my guys, I'll take my guys, I...
...but Peanut's selling that f***ing timed box.
Yeah, if I had this last I would have a royal flush.
oh my god I thought I had this one in a bag you know why you know why I lost this one
mr. fetus because eight and a half hours ago so the time box
I would have killed him if he took my kill, I must be wrong, he's wrong.
I'm so fucking angry, they've even got to use...
See that straight?
Hey, what I do, I do nothing!
I do nothing!
I'm still thinking about the can, I'm still thinking about the time box you sold!
That would have made a difference anyway!
10 points.
Hey, you die, you deserve it. Fuck you!
You're a champion of the world, that's right, that's right.
I still can convince you this has you literally no idea what's going on, and so are Dwhips.
You know, you are a f***ing liar, spoker.
I had a goddamn straight in that game.
Alright, I'm gonna...
I need to burn it, I need to burn it so bad.
Speed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed!
Good times.
No, I won't.
You know, I'm gonna have a horrible time.
I'm gonna have a horrible time on purpose.
It's just fighting you.
I'll do it.
Oh, yes.
I don't mean to be like that.
Oh.
Oh, good night.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, guys.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
All right, boys.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
There's seven items on the site, not two.
I thought I just went to the site.
Hey, hold on.
When I go to the Burpee at...
Hold on, wait a second.
When I go to the Burpee at Dot Store and I go shop,
What the hell there is, wait.
There is seven items, what the hell?
Oh wait, wait, if you click, is it?
If you click shop at the top,
there's all the items.
But then if you click shop now,
which apparently is significantly different than shop,
there's only two items.
Fantastic, what a great design.
What a great design. What a fantastic design.
What a great design. Hold on, let me take this.
Hold on, let me take this right guy.
That way I don't forget. Wait.
Wait, I'll take this right this way, right this way.
Ah, you see that? You see that?
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know.
I'll get it fixed, guys.
I'll get it fixed, gang. I'll get it fixed.
Your click store button below your stream is broken.
What? Is everything just broken?
What the hell's going on?
Hey, hold on, where?
Let me check. Wait, wait, wait.
Where does it need to go?
Where does it need to go?
Now we're just like that one works fuck yourself now we're just like now we're just like that would let me straight to the story
That means what did you live in like Russia or something beneath blocked?
DMS flair failure
I have no ungodly idea what the fuck that means.
Sir, you probably live in a third world country, just go to the nearest town, walk six miles,
talk to the mayor or whatever and see if you can use a public library, the computer.
I got a gig, bitch, ooh, I'm just kidding, that's pretty impressive, that's what I've
But woo, that's not crazy, buddy.
We both have pretty sick internet.
All right, good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good one.
See you on Monday.
Hope you enjoyed the Sandman and the Sophie Tournament.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I didn't think gun stuff for that month,
and I thought we might win.
We did not win for anyone that wasn't there.
We got about, like, fifth, wait, we didn't get fifth place.
Where we going?
We got, oh, oh, wait, hold on.
Wait.
Okay.
Okay, they didn't add our points at all
from the last raid.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Okay, all right, never mind.
He got seventh place, fantastic, fantastic.
Oh, what a sweet treat.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
It was all close, he's fall.
He kept watching three more instead of playing 100%,
1,000%, I agree with that completely.
Good night, good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang, have a good one.
Good night now, I'm gonna get a tasty burger.
I'm gonna get a tasty burger and take a little booby.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang, have a good one.
Goodnight, dogs! Rest up! Rest easy, doggy!
Good!
All right!
Goodnight, everybody! Goodnight, doggy! Have a good one! Goodnight, doggy!
Goodnight, everybody! Goodnight, now, everybody! Goodnight, doggy! Have a good night!
Rest up! Rest easy! Goodnight! Goodnight! Sleep tight! and DO NOT!
You NOT! You luster petbugs! FUCKING ASS!
Good night! Get out of here! Get out! Get out!
Good night!
I'm gonna go take a water and poop and eat the bacon!