TheBurntPeanut
SHIFT AT MIDNIGHT | PARTY GAMES | PAYDAY 2 LATER | GIMMICK X HABIBI | #BUNGULATE
07-23-2026 · 7h 40m
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I CAN'T! NOOOOO!
Let's go! Let's... go!
OOOOOOOOH MY GOD! SOMEONE KILL ME! PLEASE! I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN!
I lost a lot of oxygen right there that was that was close. I had to kind of lock in right there
That was a dial-in situation or I was passing out. How are you bucketing with a fine wacker noodle of Wednesday gentlemen?
I discovered what a hemorrhoid is, I was going to read the rest of that, a condurgillation
sir, condurgillations.
I heard those are lovely this time of year, ain't nothing like a summer hemorrhoid, am
I right boys?
Speaking of good times, I saw Bungalow saying he's throwing some steak on the grill, he's
got the juices flowing, peanut sauce, man let me tell you, oh what I wouldn't do for
for a steak off the grill right now, gentlemen.
I'm talking homeless guys lined up,
pants down, fluffed and ready to go.
That's what I do for even an eight out Spanish fillet.
Woo!
Powerful today, no, no Powerful today, boys.
No Powerful, we're gonna try this new game.
I've been, honestly, boys, I've been loving the party games.
I've been loving them, I've been loving them.
I proposed to my girlfriend and they,
I couldn't change it, listen!
I've been loving the party game so today
Oh!
This is G2!
Oh my god!
This is my G2 shit!
My G2 shit!
My G2 shit!
My man, my man!
Good let's eat you good let's eat now.
Thanks for the G2.
Please eat my boy.
Please eat my boy.
Thank you brother.
Thank you brother.
It's very kind of you big man.
Hope you do it well.
Hope you do it well.
Oh, um, Birkely knows, guys Birkely knows,
honestly I might go back to it now that it's like fully out.
Only for like a day, only for like a day.
Guys that game got boring fast.
I always miss to eat the bubble fudge
and one good bagel and a man.
Thank you my boy, thank you my boy.
It's a bagel, well yeah it's a bagel,
but it's like, it's hard to explain, it's hard to explain.
It, we played it, we played it it was a good time,
might go back one more time, two more times,
Then that'll be it for me.
Uh, oh, mm, I quit my job to watch you all day.
Hey, that's a stupid idea.
Conjuring your license, conjuring your license.
That's a, that's a stupid idea.
That's a, that's a, uh, mm,
oh, oh, Battlegolf and Mecca.
No, no, we're playing New Game State.
We're playing, it's called Shift at Midnight.
I have no idea what it's about.
Well, I kind of do.
I saw a picture on the Steam page
where some type of grocery store workers
and we have guns for some reason.
Something like that.
Just we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
No need to worry.
And then we'll play for like one more party game,
maybe a new one, maybe an old one.
And then finally, after many days of bargaining,
a little bit of crying, a little bit of cheering,
Love, sadness, joy, torment.
We will be playing Payday number two, number two.
That is right boys, that is right.
That is right, we see it till five in the morning yesterday,
just you one missed it on Payday three quietly
and we literally failed and got off feeling unsatisfied.
Yes, yes, the wives of the chat say,
Whoa!
Wives in the chat say, whoa, that's me!
All right, okay, let's grab the gang.
Let's grab the gang.
Let's grab the gang.
Hey, you BB, how you doing, boss?
How you doing?
Oh, howdy, boss.
How you doing this morning?
This morning is night time.
What do you wait?
Hold on, what do you live again?
Don't you live somewhere hilarious?
I'm east coast
But I didn't go to just heaven in the fucking morning. They like Florida
Wait what you live so right hilarious, don't you?
Toronto Toronto
Toronto oh my goodness. Oh my what a piece of crap country you live in Jesus Christ guys remember it's Canada now
I remember, I was right, I guessed it, I guessed it.
I guess it was the hilarious country.
Wow, have you ever heard of the United States
of America, Pussy?
You've heard of that?
You've heard of that?
Everybody's heard of the United States, unfortunately.
Oh, no, no, not unfortunately, not unfortunately.
Damn right, damn right, damn right.
Everybody's heard of it.
Now listen, Mr. Meadie, listen.
I know we stayed up a little late playing
paint into yesterday.
I know we did, okay?
I know it was a little scrupulous.
There was a little unwise, unwise.
I'm glad we did it because we have to be prepared for tonight's payday two session.
Maybe which we'll be going just as late maybe.
Okay, now we can actually potentially do stealth and actually stealth it the whole way.
You know that game I sent you by the way.
Yeah, I'm already in the main menu just picking my animal.
I don't know. I don't know. You're an animal in this game. No, but you got to choose your own adventure. It's like, I think maybe you get a pet for some shit. Maybe. I don't know anything about this game. Are we ready for gimmick or do we just go?
It's up to you boss. I want to pick the goose because I'm Canadian. Okay. That's okay. That's yeah, okay. That's good
That's good. That's okay. That's uh, oh, actually, you know what?
I forgot to make one more now. I forgot to mention boys. I spent a bunch of today making
I these well these outfits have actually most of these outfits have actually been in my system for
many moons many many moons and I was just too lazy to turn them into commands
but I'm proud to announce that I have turned out and I'll be I'll be continuously
working on it to add all the rest of the outfits but now you guys can change I
added all the streamer items and I added the Lucy outfit all to commands in
the chat in the chat we've got Jinzy, Cloakzy, Mr. Stroud, Mr. Hutch, Mr.
Mr. Nick Minks now you guys can change the outfit to him now you guys get I put
that off for a long time wait hold up I have my paws let's say it let me have
a pocket there you go there you go they got some cool knobs on them so don't use
them too much they got some cool knobs on they've got some cool knobs on all
right I know we ride I'll be building that more out throughout the week as well
by the way I've been putting it off for a million moon maybe a moon's many
I can see you guys are having a good time with that so far I can see you guys have a good time with that so far. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Uh-oh. Mmm. You want to have bebe wine.
That might look bad. That might not look good. Uh, in the eyes of the public.
Um, I have to figure out how to, that's why I didn't really do the cocoa one either.
What do you got that we're gonna have to figure it was there was it really be very delicate
Boys so we'll have the guy
So I'm thinking something about we'll think it's about don't worry gang
I got you the bug you ladies got you don't don't do worry bug leaders on the case
Mr.. Give it nice to be to find me all right. I I'm sorry
I literally sweating the brow is full of sweat. I had to pay a man
Oh, I had to I realized I hadn't eaten all day. Okay. I
Then I had to boot up two computers tonight
Oh, it's limited over here later, and then I had to download multiple games on games upon games
Oh, and then I was visited by a fairy princess. Oh my god to be a seahawk
I'm a little bit late, but I'm here, but I'm here, but that's great. Yeah, that's great. That's great. The sea had to overpower you or or some other affliction
Did you download this game shift at midnight?
Yep, yep, yep, did you download a payday 2 later? That was a big one. That's the one that's the one
Yeah, I downloaded it. I downloaded payday 2 as well
Hello
I'd be fucking flashed and I'd be watching Person of the Town and I'd be dancing.
We end up watching Widow's Bay until 4 a.m.
Ah, you guys will figure it out.
You guys will figure out the method.
You guys will figure out the way.
What is that?
Uh, you guys will figure it out in your time.
Okay, there you go.
Oh, that's funny.
That's funny.
There it is.
Uh, you remember wandering into the animal shelter that day?
Wait, oh, the animal shelter.
Well, I would say you wandered into the animal and then take shelter that day. Okay. See this I'm already
I'm already little thrown off. I'm a little confused
I'm what are you talking about are you in the game already? I'm already. Yeah, I'm already and then there's some type of
Pussy flag at the top right of my screen. I don't know what stupid garbage country that's from but I don't know
Wait, are you are you selected?
Perhaps an island of all women. I don't
Is that what it is is that you say it's a pussy flag I I've never seen that flag but
Surely
Before what a matriarchal society act what never have you seen that one? What is that one?
Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what that is
It's Brit, Britayan, Britayan?
Those guys new?
You guys new on the scene?
Oh, no, that's just the American tag.
I don't know, but it sounds like it's all mixed up.
It's all mixed up.
Oh, look.
It sounds like they cook like shit
and they don't really have many spices.
It sounds like their food is just bland.
Mmm.
You know that's true.
I think they import a lot of food.
Mmm.
That's fascinating.
That's fascinating.
Wait, hold on, I'm getting word that it's
United kinsdom or something kinsdom kinsdom no guys I'm sure we're overthinking this
that's just the American flag and it's odd it's just all mixed up the developers
of the game must have messed up the input on the on the jpeg yeah who's you do
yeah okay yeah it's very simple nothing to worry about very simple good good
good okay okay now I'm okay so I'm okay wait why okay hold on why all these
animals look very sickly very this is a look this I'm already sad I'm already sad
oh wow wait hold on I like that they perk up whenever they think you're gonna
select them oh but I'm teasing which one are you choosing oh I just tease two of
them and I can only pick one I got the goose I was gonna get you know I
Listen, I named it Canada. Should we all get the goose?
Three geese you guys won't be I think it either goose or the small dog
Not the cat I said dude not the cat. I like all good all goose. I like goose
Three geese, okay, three geese. Are we playing as this goose? I
I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea what I'm getting into.
Yeah, I have no clue.
Wait, I have no clue.
I have to pick a name for my goose!
Hmm...
Oh...
Hmm...
Oh, shit.
Wait...
Oh, wait...
I am a goose within a news.
We're just a little gaggle.
We're a little gaggle proper gaggle proper gaggle
proper gaggle geese
I can't remember
Hey, baby, what's the damn name again Prime Minister did the thing?
The crackhead I don't know just fucking say a name. We have a Justin Trudeau
There's Trudeau there's Justin Trudeau that could be fire
That could be fire.
I already made my face.
He was doing crack?
I think I don't think crack was the prominent thing
he did that everybody remembers.
He was selling ours.
But oh, I know a better name.
Dr. Mingus.
Dr. Mingus.
Dr. Mingus.
Dr. Mingus.
That's a great name.
That's a great name.
An honorary name.
Beautiful.
Dr. Mingus?
I'm afraid I've already named mine Jeremy, so I can't change it now.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna be, wait, hold on, is I make this Dr. Mingus or Dr. Mingus's Goose?
Uh, this is an important part of the game, obviously.
It's really very important.
We can't screw this up.
We can't screw this up.
We can't screw this up.
Mmmmm.
What, what do we name him?
Uh, let me see, Dr. Mingus, Dr., Dr. Mingus.
What about?
Dr. Mingus.
What about?
about Paul Dr. Paul Mingus what about Jeremy Paul Mingus Dr. Jeremy Lee I'm
already Jerry's Mingus Mingus why not to Jeremy's Dr. Jeremy's Dr. Dingus yeah
what about Dr. Dingus juice Dr. Ming goose
Dr. Singers?
Singers, Singers?
Dr. Pingers?
Apostrophe?
Dr. Pingers?
Ningers.
Meningus.
Dr. Singers?
Dr. Jeffery?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Gerald Ford.
What?
Dr. Fingers?
You can't just say Fingers.
Dr. Pingers?
Dr. Pingers?
Dr. Pinas.
Dr. Tingis?
Dr. Tingis?
Dr. Tingis.
Dr. Yingis?
Tingis.
Dr. Yingis?
What about Dr. Tingis?
What about Dr. Tingis?
Yingis.
What about Dr. Tingis?
Yingis?
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Oh, that's right.
Chingis, Tingis.
I don't think we can make that one.
I'm going to do Dr. Bingis.
I'm going to do Dr. Bingis.
Dr. Bingis?
Okay, Dr....
Dr. Dingis?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, let's do Dr. Dingis.
Dr. Dingus? Wait, hold on. Let's do Dr. Dingus.
Mr. Dingus.
What do we know? Mr. Dingus. Mr. Dingus.
Mr. Dingus. Mr. Dingus.
Mr. Dingus. Dr. Mingus' cousin.
Can you put that all in?
Let me try. Dr. Mingus. No, I cannot.
This is Mr. Dingus. Dr. Mingus' cousin.
That's...
Yes, I know that guy I met him once I had him once yes down at the burning man
Mm-hmm. I remember he was on
423 grams of shrooms. He was trying to undo my shoelaces untied my shoelaces with his mind
Mm-hmm, and yeah, no did he was not there? Oh
Good question. They'll have any good question. All right. Okay, mr. Dinges. Mr. Dinges mr.
Mr. Dingus. All right, here we go.
Right.
Beautiful.
Then it was good for a while.
There were quiet nights on the couch,
soft, sleepy breathing beside you,
just you and Mr. Dingus.
Am I doing the right voice?
I feel like that's good for this.
Yeah, no, that's beautiful.
You should read children's books.
If only good times could have lasted longer.
Ungoing treatment is possible,
but it won't be cheap.
Oh, Doctor, Mr. Dingus is dying.
I would assume unless you try to get like some type of goose penis enlargement surgery
His feathers are falling out. Oh my god. Oh my god
The only place hiring was dangerous. You don't need to stay here for long. Just until mr. Dinges is feeling better. I
See what's going on now. We're working at the grocery store to pay for the same thing
That's right penis enlargement surgery
Well, this can't be this can't be this has to be America then the only country where you have to pay for health care
Highly doubt there's socialized goose health care all around the world
Against the health care industry you jackass
about the geese, you know, then airplane, take care of the geese.
Exactly. Am I right about that? Do other countries actually have goose insurance?
Hey guys, anybody live in one of the terrible countries I live in?
I need to know.
I need to know.
We have goose insurance. We have beaver insurance as well.
Hold on. Wait, does Canada have goose insurance?
Goose medical insurance for free for free.
Sure.
Canada has goose insurance.
An on demand mobile first insurance broker.
Oh, it's oh, it's a it's a literal insurance cut.
No, no, that's not what I mean.
Does Canada have medical insurance for geese?
We need to give the body.
If you're asked about pet geese, Canada does not have traditional pet insurance companies that cover exotic animals or water fowl.
However, if you're asked about wild Canadian geese which are federally protected, they're not owned as pets and do not have medical insurance.
This is not a Canadian goose!
Which one do you go to jail?
Wait, that's kind of stupid because geese are really mean. They pet you.
At least, why do you have a stupid national animal?
We've got a bald eagle.
Gug-Gug!
Gug-Gug!
That's not the sound an eagle makes, by the way.
No, yes it is.
You guys have been tricked by Hollywood.
Listen.
It sounds like a fucking pigeon.
No, listen, when we're doing the fucking Super Bowl,
and you got the B-2 bomber and the F-16 flying over,
and there's an eagle going across the stadium.
Gug-Gug!
Yeah, exactly.
What is your level of that?
What do they release about the goose, and they go
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
First of all, it's not even because it sounds like a fucking stupid country, stupid bullshit.
The Geyser are actually a big nuisance.
Stupid garbage country, stupid.
They were a protected species in the states.
And the answer would have been kill them.
And now they're overpopulated and they don't even migrate anymore because they just get fat at parks and don't leave.
Wait, the goose? The geese?
Yeah, so this is true story there. They were protected species in the States as well and then they their population
Exploded and they stopped migrating because they didn't need to migrate for food anymore because they just eat trash and now there's
Insane amounts of geese everywhere. Have you ever been to a park where like the grass? It's it's like 70% goose poop
Yeah
You say 70% goose poop?
That's right dude.
You say your parts around you are 70% goose poop?
Not all of them, but goose parts, yeah.
And if they're nuisance.
I think they took them off the protected species list
so we can start killing geese again.
So that's good news.
That's great to hear.
So next time I'm at the park,
just step on his long neck, crush it.
Just kick them in the head.
They're doing the world a favor.
They're like a nuisance species now.
I'm hosting a lobby. I'm hosting a lobby. Here we go
All right
We're doing story mode not endless mode 13 ships with a mix of fixed story events and randomly generated nights
Lobby type is gonna be friends only
I'm gonna make the lobby something hidden and
Then passwords is gonna be no password max players three start lobby. Okay. All right. We are in we are ready to go
Well, it has just revealed to everyone the name of my lobby, which I was planning on keeping
secret.
You've got me.
It is.
Who lobby?
You've you've got you've got me.
I was planning on keeping that secret.
I was trying to get under the guy's darkness when nobody might know what's what's going
on around here.
What's going on around here?
I just invited Givik, now I invited Hibibi, Halal, that's very Halal.
Very Halal invite, thank you very much.
Yes, of course, of course Hibibi.
Listen, I wanted to ask you guys, I don't know if you guys can help me out, I have, I'm just...
I'm missing this feeling in my mouth, and I just feel like...
There's this spot like right above my, like, like...
Burn between my feet the top like underneath my top lip. It's kind of a no
I wish it was something there. I don't know what's up. There was something. Oh
We're echoing now
We're in the game as well now may I remind you to be usually I only recommend people that already have something in
In their lip right there. You're talking about yeah, like I have I have but I'm all out in the store like
We really do this right now when there's an echo
You know what let's try tomorrow. How about we jabber? You know what tomorrow's gonna be. Fuck it up again to me. You fuck it up again.
We'll try again tomorrow. Fucking rules!
You guys sent me the script for the game. Damn it!
There are no rules. There are no rules.
Wait, wait, wait. Let's talk in the game. We're talking in the game?
I'm talking in the game? Okay. I'm talking in the game as well.
Here we go. Here we go.
Hmm
That's the sound of a hawk by the way by the way
I mean will you mute the fucking disc before I rip out your esophagus?
Throughout the night you will get customers you must figure out whether they are not their doppelgangers
Okay
The decht doppelganger is the computer
I'm terminally ill the database always shows correct verified information
information
Okay
Quiet while I'm training five days and six hours
You are talking in the game give it sound like he's 90 and I can't hear either of you because of volumes to allow
Questioning customers
Let's discuss where the term of their doppelgangers
Shoot the oh my oh god. Oh discuss with your heavens decide if you think the customer is a doppelganger
If you suspect the worst location gun beneath the counter and shoot
You're notified of five
Doppelganger, oh
Let the store you better board up and lay traps and hide
Okay, okay. All right. Okay. First off, let's figure out this mic situation. Holy shit. Let me be sexy as fuck.
All right.
Hello?
Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank God. Okay, you can see it right there.
Oh, you?
Yep, there's a perfect bar for it. I love games that don't have volume at the back from the start.
It makes it way easier. Way easier.
Oh, yeah. Oh, wow.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, I do we turn that on audio
Now where now the second thing we got to find is where the team was to talk by
Is it pushed to mute?
Is it push?
Push to talk he is Mount I change it, but so it exists. Oh, oh, yes
It's a scroll down scroll down. Yeah, well that's the push to where I should just do open mic like we did the other day
No, no, no, no, it's right there
Wait, wait, we jump no, I was activation push to mute but not a push to talk by I
Think you could do that too. Well, I don't three option
What audio okay?
under voice activation
to
Okay, never mind not push to mute
All right, yep
It's one top with our chat every 15 minutes. All right, I
Will use mine now
Fast racing team over to get some boy good
Yeah!
Michael Mann takes a Michael Mann!
Michael! Michael Mann!
Michael Mann!
All life role play is a duke of crap!
I will keep an eye out for it!
I will keep an eye out for it!
Michael Mann!
We're out for it!
We're out for it!
I literally threw that out there.
You didn't ignored me.
Well I don't know what Conan Exiles is.
We can play Conan Exiles another day.
Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go make some money.
I'm just reading chat. I'm not talking to you guys guys guys. We have to make some money so we can fix our goose
That's right. We should
Our goose is our shit guys
Just three guys are talking some good some geese
Three geese guys
Three geese guys just a gaggle read the instructions are you guys on the notice board?
Why?
Employee to do
Use the trash bag to throw out the limbs in the storage room
To mop the blood
Three restoxy incomplete shelf with the boxes
That shots very halal
Is that?
It is very halal, everybody understand?
Read it again?
I cannot see
I cannot see
I cannot see
Sorry I got the flash
Yeah, wait a little bit more to the right. I can I can almost meet it a little bit more to the left. All right a little up
Perfect perfect. Just keep it right there. Keep it steady keep it steady
Okay, all right, I'm blind
Now I think we grab these boxes back here
I found the gambling, I found the gambling.
Really? Where?
It's here, Ray.
Get out of the way, kids!
Go right out, right out this door.
Alright.
Alright, I got rid of him.
You killed him?
He's outside.
I didn't get rid of him like that.
I just put him on the back.
What the hell, baby?
You murdered him, peanut?
What's going to happen to these dudes?
I just put him, I just closed the door out back.
What the hell is he doing?
Is that a metaphor?
I want to close the door out back to you.
Oh, hey there, Pina.
Hey, hey, how you doing?
How you doing?
Hey, man.
How you doing?
Oh, he's going.
Hey, what, what shot do I put this box on?
Oh, this one.
The one that's extremely bright orange.
Oh.
Oh
This one's hard this one of those puzzle games, huh? Oh
damn
Hey, I think we're good now. I think we dropped the bond change guys. Yeah
Why are you coming to the bathroom real quick? Of course. Are you taking a boopy? Yeah?
Did he take a look in this vent and look up just let me know that normal
What?
What? Oh, what is that? Oh shit! Oh shit! Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen. Oh, my lasagna came in from Nornatch!
Guys, don't worry, I ordered lasagna from Nornatch. We got...
Oh! Oh, thank God. Wow, that's like a...
He must have got the familyest class.
That's the family class. That's the family size.
That's the family size. Does anyone know how to drop a box?
I restocked the shelf. That's what I did.
did G G for a drop oh thank you sir thank you sir yeah I now I think I guess
finding tokens or no I'm not finding any I don't know any tokens okay look at me
you gotta bottle ball the blood boss how the blood get there we go maybe some
tomatoes house brighter tomatoes eyes maybe some tomatoes house if the
instructions on the checkout counter.
Jimmy, can you sign the flashlight again?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I got you. Thank you.
A little bit more left. Okay.
Here we go.
Customer interrogation protocol, scan their ID to open the
real person's profile on the computer, question them about
these details.
The computer's database always holds verified info trust.
If you...
Okay, that's all I can read so far.
It's too dark. We need more flashlights
More light. Hey, how's that? That's perfect. If you slut and
Inconsistencies blatant eye gun underneath counter and
About something all right makes sense to me definitely some dissent sense to me
Complete the tutorial first hold on we're in the tutorial
Mmm, I think it's it's mandatory so don't feel bad about having to do it. You know, I mean like everybody does
No
I'm reading to his voice so you guys can hear as well
No, can you see his dialogue?
Yeah.
Well, now you must be the new night clerk.
Welcome to graveyard, shit, my friend.
I don't see none of this.
Okay.
Oh, I just see it. It's probably a little daunting.
I need another script reading.
Oh, well, you know, it's a little daunting.
Not a big one.
It's probably a little daunting, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, sir. Yes. Yes. Yes. In this store, we have premium cleaning services.
So once you make yourself feel at home, I am having my most trusted confidant gimmick give you a nipple cleaning.
Yes. As we speak, if you like your feet massage, we also have services such as that as well.
You can have pick anything in the store 20% up. Yes. Ah, a card cleaning for you, sir.
A quick card cleaning. You don't get this in other stores. That's why I have the
really guys here it is we are the top rated on yelp in the county this is the only way
you really get those rolls and folds something something a luffa can't reach
oh would you mind i really appreciate it
uh let me give you a rundown of how it's done
first scan my D card on the
counter okay okay all right and uh take your time or hurry up and take your time
okay I'll hurry up and take my time thank you check out the items on the counter
okay got it done
I
Dispecting
He's the sheriff often in uniform visible in photo ID often wears glasses
Oh wait question is occupation. I'm gonna ask me. He's the sheriff
Uh, oh my god this guy's almost a hundred years old
Oh my god. Oh
Wait in 1939. I don't know how to question about his occupation. Oh
I got this. Oh my limbs. Well shit
I'm 250 pounds of pure muscle. Haha. Oh, I
Just watched him last night. Good luck fine. Fine to me out of uniform
I'm not sure what to say, sorry, but my head, I haven't, uh, so, how about we slow down a little bit?
I, I do you question?
Alright boys.
Sure, what?
I haven't lost it again, have I?
Police station, what, what do you do there?
Is that, are you, are you a racist?
Is, are you, are you a racist, sir?
Listen, everybody down here, everybody in these rural places are racist, all right?
But it's completely natural, it's natural racism.
Okay, okay.
All right, okay, um, sir, okay, I don't know if that's if that's a little natural
I don't know if that may. I don't know if that makes sense. I'm not sure if that makes it
Uh, there's no way to just just a rural
Races just a tiny little bit of rural
Some kind of joke we can't question about his occupation
How do you ask him about his occupation?
I just watched them last night
I got it! I got it!
Oh, my occupation!
Where are you?
Oh, okay!
I'm going to share it for the best town in the west!
Oh, my occupation!
I'm leaving! Get over here!
I'm leaving! Stop talking about race!
Get over here!
Right here!
Oh, God. Now we can do the whole thing.
Now we can do the whole thing.
I'm so sorry. Let me give you a shoulder rub.
Can I go get them off?
them up do we have to kill them all right
I kill them I'm done I'm done I'm done accept the transaction with the
register okay oh good work team good work
Oh
Damn I gotta clean the shit up
That was that was a face shot right there that was too bad stuff
Three four walls and that it is that damn
That was incredible. How did you line up the trajectory on the ricochets?
Yes, doing my job.
All right, all right. Oh
Everything's fine. What the hell is this delivery? Oh
God delivery. Let's go. Let's go take a peep. Let's go take a little peep
I
Honestly, isn't the only downside of the game is when you let a doppelganger leave without killing them
Couldn't we just theoretically kill every customer? Oh
My god
Shoot got the place
Oh
Down the road from your store my car won't start. I really need to hand getting it running again. Yeah, can you come help me?
Oh, I should we should have you
What I don't even have a gun jackass. Oh my bad
AHHHHHHHHH!
Be back inside, second target!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Close door, close door!
It's gone.
I was close.
Can some of-
What do you guys give me a gun?
Obviously you guys don't know how to use that gun.
You should just use that gun.
You grab it out of the damn thing.
Somebody's already holding this.
I think both of you guys aren't supposed to have a gun.
have a gun I knew you glitched the game to all have a gun
I put my I put mine down oh oh and uh just grab some stuff real quick it'll be
deal it was check them out okay hold on wait a second hold on wait a minute
wait a minute oh what status is so what stage is your ID from yeah yeah
Yeah, share, share, share.
We did the right thing.
We did the right thing here.
We did the right thing.
We did the right thing.
That was what.
Oh, share, ma'am, ma'am, excuse us.
Oh, oh, she doesn't care.
She doesn't even care.
Sorry about the mess.
Just a dead body, not a big deal at all.
No big deal?
No big deal?
Not a big deal.
Oh
Guys this one isn't a doppelganger it's a double-ganger this one's this is this is not this one's good. It's like guys. We're good. We're good. We're good
She's a plumber hold on wait a second. Okay, so she's okay. She gets into some
Nasty stuff. Yeah, I've been a flight attendant for three years.
Shoot her in the fucking face.
Whoa, shoot! Oh my God!
Wait, was he actually...
She died. She lied about being a plumber. I had to shoot her.
That lady's a plumber, IRL.
Oh my god.
Scram these things you had back to the road. Yes, sorry, sir. Jesus Christ.
All right, let me, let me take a little peek. Let's see what's going on.
Insured sales. Yeah.
Okay, all right. Okay. Yeah, that is an insurance man. He's often in formal wear.
Okay, that's okay. That's how he's tall
He's a little that's all to me
You know that's all to you. Are we like the same height?
You're about the same I
really
Let's
No, I guess you got a doppelganger. It's me. Oh, have a good day sir. Have a good day
I
Hope that wasn't a doppelganger. I don't know if we checked everything
We use them a car we just we do all double-kings I have cars shit. Oh my
Jesus Christ just kill this one
He was gonna die 20 minutes anyways, you see that guy he was I mean
Yes, he's an avalanche. Do not we honestly did him a favor. He should be taking us
All right, keep the duck clean everybody messes head to the bus. Oh gosh, dude. This job is easy
Hey, they're heading to the bugs
All right for the car
Can't afford a car now with our goose the way he is we got to spend all our car
money on goose treatment
Oh my god, don't kill me! I got 10!
I didn't even know you could kill each other
Oh
Wait this county only give you a $30 fine for shooting another you would be in the face
Yeah, maybe
Whoa two days remain until Canada's next medicine goes
Mr. Dinges is next medical bill is due
So you have a lot of money to drop you we got a lot of money. We don't make a ton of money
Oh wait, hold on, we got all those right?
Except for the weird guy at the end?
No, no, Bonnie McCree was a human too.
By the way, guys, I don't see no Bonnie.
Oh, that wasn't human.
Also, I got word that I think we're supposed to let them check out so we get their money
and then we kill them.
come on oh yeah that's a good call even even good yeah even yeah it may be
cool money but you can still be used on goose treatment do what they say
cool money is goose money you ever heard that
what about all these originating back to Vietnam
when did we get to go to the casino I don't know is there actually oh my god
There is gambling come back you look at this. Oh my god, I have 31. Oh
Whoa, hello now
10 dollars not too savvy boys
10 dollars!
All these coins are respawning, by the way.
Farmer hack!
Yes!
Yes!
No way.
Oh my God.
No way.
No, it must be a farmer
Let me spin I must be a
Well, you had to can equip it a
BB use our money. I mean we all share hats
Use the farmer hat use the farmer hat it's the best act wait we share money. It's the best half the game
Yes! That's why I was yelling at you! I didn't get to speak to you!
Ah! Ah!
Damn it, Habibi!
Put the gun down, gimmick! Just put the...
We don't need to do anything, Brad!
We don't need to be doing anything, Brad!
Let's do our warning, Stymabibi.
I'll let you off with a warning.
Literally, I'm screaming, stop spinning so I can spin,
and you are spamming the e-button.
Oh, it seems like I'm the only one working here
while you guys are goofballing around.
I'm a very hard worker.
I'm a goofy dog in my butt.
You're goofballing around.
That's what you're doing.
That's what you're doing.
You're a goofball.
What are these bear traps for?
Can we predict?
I'm seeing it moving.
I'm seeing it moving.
The West Road was closed. I have an idea.
What's the West Road? Can people just come from the east?
The West Bridge is shut down, so we should put these traps at the West Bridge.
Wait, what? What's that?
Why would we put traps at the West Bridge?
Because the West Bridge is closed down, and you haven't checked the notice board, so you wouldn't know.
No, I know the West Bridge is down, but why would we put traps at the West Bridge?
Because humans won't be coming from that direction, but ghouls.
What if we let a ghoul go back to then ghouls raid the store that we have no chapter this door
How do we I don't know what else to use these for we were all the customer jack. I know there's no customer
Are you gonna read the fucking board my shit my shit's all busted
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh.
Hey, why is you don't customers?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this guy is unhappy and high as shit.
Well, that might be a firm plan.
I don't know.
Is that weed?
Is that?
You can't do what that is.
He's a little, he's a little, he's a little walkie, he's, he looks like he's, maybe a
little sick.
Wait, what do you want?
Wait, he's got a cold?
Oh shit.
I mean, okay, alright, okay, let's see, let's see what's going on here.
Retired.
Sir, are you really retired?
Okay.
Okay, let's give a mustache. It looks like he's got a mustache
Looks all right. Yeah, it says he's a generally dirty attire. He's he's a bit dirty
I need guys glad. I just got you good to go
Just you know, just case
Because
You want to kill someone now do we?
Whoa, what the hell, whoa, he's hit me!
He's an insurance claim, insurance!
Ho, let's get these items.
Hold on, hold on, let's...
He's an author in children's bugs.
Yeah, looks like it.
Ask him how old he is, ask him how old he is.
You should give me as a mobility shooter.
Oh.
He might.
Hmm.
How do we restart?
Guys, I think I can restart.
I'm super bugged.
I can't get out of this game.
Why?
What?
What?
Did you kill him?
Oh, I'm good now.
Oh, I'm good now.
Are you good now?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I think I'm good now.
I think this guy's fine, right?
I didn't see you.
Is he fine?
Is this, is this?
No, it doesn't work.
I'm gonna take this guy. I think he's good. I think he's guy. Have a good day, sir
Have a good day my attorneys will be content you will hold on guys hold on wait everybody look presentable everyone look presentable
You got something to the gun away, or do you think they would feel safer if the staff had gone I?
Feel safer when you don't have a gun
Hello, ma'am. Hello ma'am
What does it look like?
Occupation unemployed.
Okay, so she plays League of Legends.
Wait, she has to start on her left cheek or how?
Okay, on her left cheek.
I can't see her left cheek because the fat ass is standing right between me and her.
No, no, no, scars, scars on, yes, scars on the left cheek.
Right there.
Okay, we're good. Have a good day, ma'am. Have a good day, ma'am. Have a good day.
Have a good day.
That is everybody's sad and in need of pot of plants.
I mean, could you do something? Please talk the digs.
Don't worry.
I see boxes back there because we don't got boxes.
Oh. Oh, never mind. Never mind. Never mind.
I
Life just won't give me a break again because we gambled it all away
The Westbridge has got off the speed limit things to that construction and now my car is making that noise again
It's I told you humans
Occupation wait, hold on wait, we saw the last ladies wait wait
hospital ward clerk
I'm sorry. I just can't be bothered with all this. Can we just speed it? She's not answered the question. She's not answered the question
She's suspicious
This is it work boss. She have dark circles right rise. I can't wait to I mean they're kind of dog
Yes, she has short hair
We guys she won't
You she won't answer her idea. Oh
I see shoot
Be be go reset.
I'm like shh.
I'm stuck in.
I'm stuck in shit.
Oh my God.
Just because a lady doesn't want to talk about her job, gimmick.
This means she deserves to die.
I didn't see no circle.
I didn't see no circle.
Somebody's got to go.
I'll go reset the generator.
I've got it.
You two prefer to stay here.
Hey, where's the dumpster?
I don't know.
Come on, gang.
We're gonna go fix you generate it
How do you get there all hands are needed to pull see it? Oh, hey guys, we need everybody back here
We all three guys back here
Yeah, what's going on
Is this
This guy usually here that's Terry he sells little trinkets and stuff off T move for an up ship up by Brian
It's like drop shipping, but he solicits in person
Hello, Terry. Good to see you get Terry
So let's go fix that generator
Oh
Did you just kill Terry?
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. He ran off. He ran off. Oh my god. Oh my god. He just ran off
I know Terry that we don't Terry
and he's gimmick like slow or something
get back!
he need everyone for the generator
alright
and we go good words heave good work
Oh
Hey, oh the gun out right now yeah, go ahead and actually
How can you tell he was a doppelganger
I
I'm gonna take a shot intuition
Just my gap and that's you gotta go with your god. Ah
There go with your god
Terry's still out there by the way this guy is it's something he's I think we got Jeff Bezos right here trying to buy
The candy bar in a bag of noodles
is he the real guy this guy is the real guy let me check let me check night shift warehouse
supervisor wait a minute look at this guy's neck is he saying yeah I'm a night shift warehouse
supervisor or is he saying yeah I want break right now I don't want to answer is he balding
This guy is behind the scene.
Look at his neck.
He is. Yeah, he's got a good spot.
Look at his neck.
Hey, hold on.
I think this guy's good. I think this guy's good.
I see we let him go.
This guy is definitely a bad guy.
He's definitely a bad guy.
Oh, what the heck?
What about that guy?
Give it. Give it. Give it.
He's not a fucking wizard.
shit oh my god whoa he exploded this beard this beard normal do we clean up the
blood I'll clean up the wizard blood I don't know if he served no I don't know
I don't know it's like you know the policy on that no one friendly story he
also exploded welcome wait wait what about this guy's this guy's look like it
Don't wait I've got net business to deal with. What's that?
He's like he sells the SOS, you know online to like when you Google your name is the first thing that comes up
Oh, he's not wanting to answer any question guys
Do we know it's just I haven't seen a seat. We know yeah, here's one answer any questions
These guys suspicious
Do them we don't shoot it don't shoot really check we check
You don't need to know more than that
All in place under this any of your business
Guys this guy is not answering any questions
How do you know if he's a oh you guys said the word doppelganger if he doesn't answer a question
Well, he's part of the work application for
Oh
Hold on sir, I have to get my cost testing device one second sir, please hold still
This this will tell us if he has a doppelganger cock or a human cock
Okay, all right. This is Stan still sir Stan still Stan still this will be over very soon just stands up for me
He cough a little and
Okay, I'm off kill him
Oh
Okay, I'm pretty sure that good work everybody good work
No
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. This is normal. You let one doppelganger complete his transaction earlier in the night
Who's it the long neck guy?
alerted
Everybody
Oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh we're here!
Look look look!
Grab the guns! Grab the guns!
Oh my god!
We in the shop! In the shop on the computer!
Where's the shop bag guys? We can buy more guns!
We can buy more guns! Where's the computer at?
The computer's down! The computer's down!
Is there another computer?
Is there another computer?
Where's another computer at?
No no!
Oh
There must be another computer somewhere
The computers on the fucking tail next to the tail it's it's you because if we die just remember
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Just hide over here.
Let me handle him.
He's got this.
He's a trade warrior.
He's part of our planet.
Maybe he's still alive.
Where are you knocking?
She's still in here.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, my God, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Yeah, that's right.
Punk.
Oh, Joe, what are you doing?
That wasn't so bad.
Woo!
That wasn't so bad at all!
Alright, check this out, we guys, hand us the box!
See you guys later!
Surely we made enough money this time.
Alright, a baby, a baby, a baby, a baby, a baby!
I need this money for goose treatment!
Excellent work, gentlemen, excellent work!
Oh good work out there boys good work. Let's see that I'm using my cashing in my one per 50 minutes chat talk time
I'm telling you
If you don't die tomorrow, check this out.
That was a good 15 minute talk time.
That was a good talk time.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much, guys.
Wow.
That's a good question.
That's a good question, sir.
Did you get a report?
Very good question, very good question, very good question.
We don't get to see the report.
45 years ago, the infamous serial killer
noticed and did this real mid-diet town killing
victims by ripping their jaws off.
Okay.
Dog Red authorities confirmed new reports of a tall and man-mated figure matching the description of the same killer that died 40 years ago.
Oh, that's a different guy. Okay.
Okay, okay.
Hey, that's Terry! That's Terry right there!
I'm Terry.
Witnesses describe a slack, broken jaw, white body, bandage hands, and cracking skin.
I don't know is that carry or no
I don't think it's Terry is that your pizza you watch guys I can't my mic is mute the game into here everything I say
you see it do not hide you don't speak and do not look back run into your legs no longer obey you
Hey, I thought you said don't run.
What the frickin' heck?
If you successfully flea-contact your loved ones while you still can.
Wait, this is your man's escape and are all found dead no more than a week later.
Oh my god.
Oh
I told you oh my god, I was I was right about everyone and you guys killed Ryan Holt
Even the dwarf was a doppelganger
Well, let's say first of all, we're pretty good. Ryan Holt wasn't answering questions. That's true. That's true
How would you know how do you know?
He's like a he's like a military guy dude. He was all
Oh, just as he was acting.
Anyone can say they're a military guy.
You never see the people stealing valor at the airports
to get 10% off at the fucking Cinnabon shops?
He had nothing.
There's no sign.
One sign.
There was no signs.
Sign of what?
Anything.
Anything?
Anything.
You know hold on be a second
Notice board notice board
Man a web no we can't
I know this board it's a notice board
I got 10 coins
Somebody's got to check the nose board
And ten dollars!
Are you guys grabbing all the tokens?
Are you guys finding all these little tokens that you need to throw out?
Oh!
Ten more coins!
Holy.
Yeah, you guys waste that.
I'll just be here.
Oh!
Another hat!
Another hat!
Oh, another hat! Another hat!
Oh, that's cool. That's cool.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. I'm gonna keep the farmer hat on.
I like the farmer hat the most.
Another hat! Another hat!
Oh, I'm keeping the farmer hat on. I don't really like that flower hat.
Two coins!
Two coins!
You guys Terry's gone
You look dancing you look dancing gimmick what we gotta get we gotta get up to the do the customers
I just took all those oh wait that was bullshit damn it
That was bullshit. Hey, would you run? What's that? What's that?
Hey, oh email. Oh, she's fucking right. Bad news, rats have started running ramparts around the store
They negatively affect store ratings, so please catch them and throw them in the dumps or find any other way to dispose of them
Oh, you who wants to go on rat duty?
Um, what do we need?
Oh, we can buy shit.
She's unemployed. That is me.
Who's got the gun?
Who's got the gun?
I got the gun.
I don't have it. How do you know it's a double-ganger?
A BB? A BB?
I don't know.
Look at the photo!
Um...
Are you sure?
Wait, I have all that you should we maybe we should look closer
Yeah, it's better look quick. Oh, there was one of the rap
Oh, you supposed to money first
You guys
Drop this guy you should okay ready
I'll take this guy out sorry for the best sir. We're just we're having a busy day
I'll pick up the chest, I'll pick up the chest.
Baldydini's pizza shop.
Okay, he's got glasses.
Can someone fucking...
Why are you both standing behind the counter?
He's good, he's good, he's good, he's good.
Someone's reading the floor!
I'm getting word that we need plants in the shop and that's why everybody's pissed.
he's finished hey guys play your vibe back here how we yeah come back here yeah
which up tonight this door to the bag I mean my dog
on his place yeah but I'm gonna man wait he put it he put a heart he's cool
no don't take a look at the trap well he's got to get me before I get one
away
Dad
Your gambling
Kill us. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
Give it give it give it. Yeah. How do I look? Give me be honest. How do I look?
Give it. I don't look. Yeah. Oh
Oh, he's like, wait, what'd you change?
My mustache!
You don't have one.
What?
What do you mean?
There's no mustache there.
That is embarrassing.
Wait, now I look.
Give me, give me, give me, how do I look now?
Oh, very fine, sir, very fine, very fine.
Give me, give me, give me, how do I look?
Oh, now, oh my God.
Woo!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, he is a bite, two packs of cookies.
He only bought one, two packs.
My sodium?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We guys need plants.
We need plants to make our customers happy.
Oh, decor, we can buy.
Go to the store, the store on the scene.
Okay, he does have a lazy eye.
Usually buys exactly two packs of cookies.
switch it up tonight got it keep life interesting you know he just says he
switched it up he says he switched it up okay
alright are we really gonna kill a guy cuz he doesn't order two bags of cookies
hey shoot him shoot him shoot him shoot him shoot him just shoot him grab the gun
grab the gun shoot him what is there I'm gonna grab the fucking gun I'll shoot him mother fucker
shoot him on two packs of cookies big yeah
Should have bought two bags of cookies.
This is a two-pack unit that can store it.
What?
What?
What is this?
What the hell?
The wall.
Hold on, what are you saying?
No, on the wall.
Hold on, what's it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, back here!
What the hell kind of racist wallbond is this?
No things on the surface?
Racist!
Oh, wait, did he even buy these?
There was a guy that looked like gimmick and was not gimmick
I have to kill him
This guy is good
Wait, let's shoot him on his way
Hold on, wait, guys, hold on guys
We need a planet, we need a planet planet
There's another one, the same guy, but it's a different guy
Where?
He just walked in the store
walk into the forest. Who? Who? Who? Who am I killing? He's back! Wait, hold on, wait a second.
Wait, wait, this guy's the big one? This place is a fucking dumpster. Wait,
what's up Terry? Don't mind me man, I'm just tossing some shit out.
We need two people behind the fucking counter of a store.
Oh shit!
We had one person at a time!
Guys, I think that that other guy was a doppelganger
because this guy's talking about them taking over your body.
Yeah, I think we just let a doppelganger go.
And would you get to where it could be my god?
Was he the doppelganger or is this the doppelganger?
Fucking do something!
There is things that need to be done and you're just sitting around-
Where's the black key?
Look, they're not happy anymore.
I think we're just-
They're not happy anymore.
I fixed it.
We just saw a black person.
We done what?
Why those shirts?
This guy is really the other guy was a doppelganger. I think so too. Oh my god. Oh my god
We screwed up now boys
This guy's just shoot him. Oh, no, no, that guy's fine. That guy. Oh, no, no
How do you buy?
Clean this fucking thing!
How do you buy a plant?
Right here!
Right here, right here!
Wait, did somebody buy a plant?
Yeah, I did, I did.
It's more just moss on the wall, but...
People are on the wall.
Love it!
Wait, people are on the wall?
Do we have the plant now?
Do we have the plant?
Yeah.
Wait, where's that plant?
It's happy.
Ohhhh!
Oh, very nice!
Wait, non-human eradication task force.
But so this guy-
I think that's the thing from the other guy.
I think this guy's good. I think this guy's good as well.
Oh, he's good. He's good.
Um...
How do you...
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Two doppelgangers!
Oh...
Oh...
No
It's jacks up up by the door
Stay back! Stay back!
We left two doppelgangers here, are we stupid?
I did not get out of those...
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare!
Where are you?
We were tied here, there's a way to look here!
Yes?
Yeah.
Okay hold on, why is the lasagna in front of me?
To the bathroom, to the bathroom!
We should really get that done.
Oh
Oh
There baby every job
Shhh.
AHHHHHHHHH!
NOOOOOO!
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
AHHHHHHHH!
We got it we got it's out it's good work team good work, oh dude that baby had my number
Oh
That was a
Oh, yeah, I was out there was suit and blast and fighting
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes. Don't worry about me. I was I mean I'm the silent killer
I'm the guy in the trees in there. You don't know I'm there, but I'm making a big difference
I'm very brave. I'm very brave
Let's let's see who these doppelgangers where we know the shirtless guy was why who was the other guy
Even killed a regular guy
Oh, we got we surpassed our quota. Oh wait, where's the list of guys? I'm gonna pay the bill
Yeah, I'm gonna
Oh
Mr. Degas isn't proving joining our shit they're joining us. Oh
Oh, that's so great to hear
Wait that guy was a
No way. I don't remember him. He had glasses. He had his name is Andal, but his name tag says Adnel
Wow
Classic handle prank
Andal is always up to these
Demics, you're talking about it. There's there's tabs that we're not seeing
No tabs upon tabs. No, no, there's no tabs. It's on the actual license
I'm gonna go get another drink next
Oh that's a that's a closer that was close when it all right does I I am
Peter carrying like he does
You know I mean I mean I've got I mean
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I appreciate you saying that. We all know that's how it goes. No need to really say it guys. Come on. Come on guys. Come on. You had to talk about.
You had to have a-
Ah, mm.
Ah.
Oh.
Hey, boys.
I know, Mr. P, long time watch, I'm part of the era that remembers your dog-pissed days.
All right.
Okay, that's weird place, Mark.
For the stream timeline continuum, space-time continuum.
All right, but it works.
I'm having an absolutely serious day drinking that soju, so I want to thank you for
your stream, thanks for helping me through the rough times.
Godspeed, Mr. Noxious, brother. Godspeed, Mr. Noxious. Godspeed!
Good to see you, OG Bungalow. Still up at the time.
Those were the days. Those were the days. Let me tell you, Mr. Noxious, thank you, brother. Thank you, my boy.
Hope you're doing well, big man.
Oh, and Mr. Chandy, my move is Wicked Man, good, I'm mad!
And Mr. Missy, my move is Wicked Man, good, I'm mad!
And Mr. Potty, my move is Wicked Man, good, I'm mad!
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
100 bucks, no shout out, damn bruh.
Sick Rick, are you literally listening to the stream with your sound off, you actual fucking toaster?
What do you think I who do they are just talking to that entire time you dingleberry? Oh my god
I would be entire last 60 seconds was being talking to the guy
You're an idiot let's ride
All right shut up ninja I'm taking the gun
Who's taking the gun?
We got to pump gas.
I'm going to have to pump the gas.
Alright, let's see.
Alright, pump the gas.
Hold on.
Just give me my way.
You pumped the gas.
Idiots need to be bad. Yeah, that's right.
Now guys, what are we doing?
Are we gambling?
I got laser eye surgery.
Wait a second.
What's going on here?
I got laser eye surgery and I feel better.
Double Ganger!
Hey, should we be looking weird to you?
He does look weird.
I'm totally fine.
Laser eye surgery is totally normal.
The doctor said I would look this like this.
Okay, who's got the gun?
Are the keys or just one grass?
Oh, Dr. Mr. Dengus!
Mr. Dengus, Mr. Dengus!
Mr. Dengus, Mr. Dengus, Mr. Dengus!
I'm so glad to see you!
You're doing much better, Mr. Dengus!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, that is so relaxing!
That is so relaxing to hear that Dr. Dengus is doing better!
Give me, do you see Dr. Dengus? He's walking around just fine again!
I know he's popping the he's popped his top off and he's walking around like a goose with the game
Yeah, he's popping his goose is he for a real goop up
My god
Hey, you guys got to read this shit out here
Ask driver how you can help use their flashlight to search the car for suspicious items look up the license plate on the device to your right
question driver on these topics if your driving story doesn't line up you are
permitted to open fire a minor you are not a cop ignored normal crimes only act
on doppelganger threats
sir you were drinking tonight you were drinking tonight sir how may I help you
sir 13 dollars of gas and make it snappy
put the rapist car oh oh that's all I don't we know that's fine that's just a
regular crime we're not we're not permitted to do anything about that yeah
but what if he says what if he says um I've got the guns because I love 8k 47
Oh, yeah, he's fine. He's fine guys. He's fine
Hold on wait zero four lj
Um blue station wagon dirt marks on lower exterior details updated weekly
This guy's doing this guy's doing it. Uh, zero four Lima Juliet
But guys, I think if you don't serve a customer he automatically leaves you don't get anybody
It also it might be a doppelganger
We
It's been a lot of fun.
He he he he!
This guy's definitely fine.
Oh this guy's better than fine.
This guy's cooking.
Brutus, notice him. He go.
Don't mind me. These feet won't stop moving baby.
It's the- his name is Esteban.
Hold on. Wait.
It's a drawing.
Alright.
Is that... You want to do that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all right, you know you want to draw on your men on your dancing smoother
anything
This guy, what's he on it? What is he on? I think he's fine actually
Have a good day sir
Wait, we should have asked him about these movements
sup moron I'm the boss how you doing good good well I took a glance at the
CCTV holy shit tell me why there's a lot of things they're pouring out of the
bathroom clear not before the next customer give me the gun give me the
gun give me the gun where's your gun at?
I need to grab with your head.
Do you chuck him in the wall?
I'm 100% hit, Rick.
SMART DOG GOT BEEN!
Oh my god!
Hit him with the mop?
There's no way. There's no way. There's no way.
I got every single shot.
Come on.
I found a better way to kill them. Guys, I found a better way to kill them. Just pick them up and hold down enough quick and then release.
It worked. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
What the hell there's a known cell lemonade outside what?
Shoot him.
You said that shot last time.
Okay, that should be me.
That should be me.
Kill him.
Listen, shoot him now.
I get to our business.
This guy's taking top.
You murder that guy.
Wait, shoot him.
He wasn't.
Also, we have to go get him last.
Oh, head to the catch.
You kill the dome.
You put the bomb on the wall.
All right, look at what you kill the dome. You know that he's a sunny day. Oh my god
No, I'm just dead. Oh god
What's your name ma'am? What's your name? Hey, right? Is she is she alive?
Is she okay? She's
Oh my god.
Oh.
Wait, she has a gun.
She has a gun right here.
Wait, she didn't even say she works at the supermarket called Gadarals.
Heterocer...herosima.
Huh?
Is it?
Where the ice had to on her left hand.
Guys.
Are you left?
Guys.
I drank the lemonade.
Drank the milk lemonade do I look okay?
Do I look okay? You're fine. You're fine. Oh, oh my god. Can I borrow the gun for a second?
I gave it to you. It's right here. Oh
Okay
Good good work team. Go right here. The abuses are eating the left. Oh my god. Our geese are eating the flat
Oh great
Hello, ma'am welcome to the store
Yeah, but the idea is it's something you could give or I could give to my sister beneath me, and she's getting married soon
No, I don't know I'm sorry ma'am
I don't know I maybe a husband TV or like I just drink the lemonade or a Gatorade
Let's see Lisa cannon
I think it's Lisa cannons actually
Let's see
Unemployed am I dying right now. Yeah, let's see often keeps her hair in a bar. Oh, that's exciting six out of six
Always wears a blue necklace
the hair doesn't match I recently redive I got you
need to read on the wall um this guy just shit on the wall
any luck are you gonna be you be the poop guy wait hold on that guy just shit on the
wall. Wait, how do we search Mia? What was his name? Mia Cannon? Mama Mia? I don't know.
So we said there's different tabs we should be looking at, but I don't see
nothing. How do you tell she's gonna get married or not? There's tabs on the computer.
Wait, let's look up cannon and see if there's a guy with the name cannon,
because then she would take his name and marry well they didn't really marry yet
name doesn't cheat yeah they gotta get married first I just leave God the hair
dying thing kind of throws me off a little bit but I think I think I think
I think she got I think she got I think she's a gimmick.
Is it what?
How to
No, this is their sister. This is their sister. She's got a single trip
More more she came more she came
Yeah, she's got she's got why are they people just coming in and leaving? I don't understand
We missing customers cuz we got
I think they're shitting or something
No, I think it's good
What's in this works lemonade? Oh shit
It's got these gas
Oh hello sir hello
Oh my god. Oh my god
Eight dollars of gas sir
I gotta just oh
Hold on
Wait a minute
Oh no, oh no, oh god, oh god.
How's it going?
Oh, hello!
Hello, Mr. Me.
Hello!
I've seen the...
Nice!
Hello!
Shoot the car, Mr. Heavy.
Shoot the car immediately!
I ain't sure your chair seems to be made out of lasagna.
I don't think you were supposed to shoot him.
What?
Well, we need to get the car.
What?
We got customers from your inside.
Shoot the car.
I don't know.
Customer?
What do you mean shoot the car?
Driver or the car.
What?
What?
This is...
Hold on. I gotta ring Linda Carver up one second.
Hey, this is the... wait, this is the lady that just came in.
Okay.
Alright, we're fucked.
Oh my god, dude.
God we're fucked oh god oh never mind I kill the right person this this thing
he's got they say he's good okay we're good everybody we're not fucked we're
good we're good you having the geese here oh my god oh my god aura aura aura
or oh what if he's just wait doesn't mean to double-gay or what if he's just
Unlocked secrets. They were these aligned his G
What's the name with you guys give a G name that's a long as cheese
Observation money that's just out. That makes sense and he's bald. Okay. I think everything makes everything
checks out here
Have a good day, sir have a good day
Okay, okay, this guy's gonna be a couple giggle hundred percent. There's no way this sheriff would visit us twice in three days
That's it makes sense
Oh, we're gonna have to check this sheriff out fast but we got two customers who I'm gonna take about real fast
Do you know what his name was
No, I don't remember. He's got he's got he's got he's got he's got I was too slowly miss the guy
Oh my god, oh my god, what do we do?
That's how we get better guns. No, I don't know. I already got better guns
What?
What?
What?
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
You fucking have a shotgun!
This is shit!
Are you guys gonna do anything?
Are you winning, John?
My life is so bad that I'm dead!
Kill them all!
I killed the baby half!
I think we're done, no?
Oh, good! One team!
Very easy.
Alright!
Not bad.
Very easy.
Oh, we're diving out of home. Good shit, guys. Good shit.
I couldn't help but notice that some of you were hiding with the good guys.
I can't... I couldn't help but notice...
That some of you... Please, you don't go...
We're hiding.
All right, you know what? It's not unfair, unfair, unfair.
Good run, good ship, good ship, good ship, good ship, everybody.
Woo! It's very simple, very easy. High IQ, IQ, high IQ.
I don't have a sense of sounds. This is easy. This is trivial. Oh wait, he killed humans
A check for $20 left on the front porch. Oh, we got actually 20 bucks each
20 dollars
20 dollars so that's 60 bucks
What?
He's levitating.
Oh, he's levitating.
What?
What?
He's levitating.
He has nothing to do with it being an alien, I feel.
How would we possibly know that?
Wait.
The gnome isn't even in this.
God.
He's collateral damage.
I murdered him.
You murdered a gnome.
No, guys, how do you poison the lemonade?
Oh, guys, I think that's my buglies are telling me that we should have known that he was a
doppelganger because there's a nine in his name.
Not that he was levity.
That's a G.
What?
What?
That's a G.
What school do you go to?
What school do I go to?
It's just the font.
of the why implied they just it's just it's just it's just it's they just don't
got no dangly bits it's no dangly bit but then how we supposed to know that he
was looking at the word doppelganger so we're just supposed to shoot every one
who's aligned their chakras it can now levitate is that what we're doing is
that what type of story we are ridiculous anti-Buddhist anti-Buddhist if
you're levitating you're out wait oh wait wait hold wait I just thought you're
out if you're levitating you're out I don't understand how we really supposed
to know that that guy was a bad guy was it cuz of the levitations yes but I
I think so, yeah, it says he's levitating.
Oh, I believed him. I thought humans couldn't do that.
I thought that was just part of the game. I thought he was levitating.
I see people do that on the TV, guys.
I got these idiots if they're real or not!
Love the stream and thanks for all the laughs and also thanks for getting me hooked on the voodoo
Check this out
Okay, we would say we would say
It was
She's ready. It's raining weird the sky is
That's weird.
That's suspicious.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay. Alright.
Alright.
Aren't we supposed to run away without ceasing?
Go ahead and grab that guy and give that guy a couple of the old melon.
Give that guy a couple of the old melon.
Is it not the burglar that they described that once you see him you're dead?
because isn't that the murderer that's still that's the one it's got some death
no give me are you gonna shoot this guy are we just hanging out with guns on the
ground in front of you damn shot oh yeah all right okay I'll be wondering
what that thing in the break room is don't worry it's just a corpse a local
mystic told me that displaying it will help ward off doppelgangers just try
forget it's there. Okay? It's
makes sense to me. Makes sense
to me. Oh, no way.
Let's go. Now, we're looking
snazzy. Now, we're looking
snazzy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Wow. We take ten bucks.
I'm kind of wondering what this is over here.
Hammer the meat?
Hey, yeah.
Does he want us to beat our meat?
Oh, maybe we put...
Wait, are the customers coming?
Hmm. No, because the baby hasn't looked at the sign yet. How do we get better?
Maybe look at the sign
To the one in the back whether we do every single round
Oh, hey, how do we get better guys?
Hey, hold on. We this is an official warning from net as you may have noticed from the raid a blood moon will occur tonight
For those unaware Blood Moon signifies that an entity attack is guaranteed tonight.
Reminded that competing transactions with doppelgangers will trigger an even stronger assault.
Ohhhh...
Hey, uh, you guys got a customer?
Oh, we have a sledgehammer. It destroys flesh and deals extra bludgeon damage.
I don't understand, how do you get more of God?
I don't see any guns out here.
No, no, no, no. Refresh, refresh, refresh.
Why? Refresh it.
Oh, you're gonna come, ball.
We're gonna come up with you.
No.
Really?
Um, grenades, landmines.
We get an extra 20 seconds left for all employees.
That sounds really good.
Yeah.
Oh, peanut.
Yeah.
Peanut.
Yeah.
Another SMG.
yeah wait wait wait let's read them up wait you have read them up first wait
how do you do is the top of Gator he said his hair grew back to the photo
synthesis I'm on it you guys stay inside you're not gonna want to see this
Hey, you forgot your change
Where's our keys? Where's our keys at? Oh, they're feeling sick again. I bet. This is the double-giggle
And all he's a bit tired name is correct this time his name is correct
Hold on wait a second we
Oh you're fine, they're fine.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
He's good.
Have a good day sir.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Hold on sir.
Oh my god hold on
Shere
You're gonna need to get your parking validated
Oh he's actually
Oh he's going to the back
Oh he's okay
He's gonna pull it
He's gonna pull it
Besides
He's not gonna have that murderous thing in the back
in the back. Um, he thinks he's a human. I mean, you don't want to kill Herbert, but
I'm pretty sure. Wait, hold on. I don't think you're Herbert. I don't want to hear. I don't
I don't want to kill Herbert either.
Guys, it's me or Herbert.
So Herbert's 100%
Okay, let's ring him up.
Okay, are we sure?
What if he's just a bear?
But he thinks he's a human.
And he's thinking to us.
He says look and look at his
Say I think we have to kill him I as much as I don't want to make I think we have to
Take it out
Take his money take it
Hello sir
What he dollars of gas who daring today, aren't we?
He's got toys, sporting goods, and a scooter in the back of his van.
I don't think this is a doppelganger.
I think this is a pedophile.
Let's see what's going on here.
The license plate, this is license plate.
There is the license plate.
What's this in the car?
Oh wait, Fam Man.
Fam Man.
99 black bin bag, maybe on board sticker on the right, there were large scratch on
the right side of the minivan.
your large grads I'm not seeing a large scratch on the right side I am no I'm not
you know I'm not saying that's what it says that's yet he's going to be
again there's a large scratch on the right side of the man
sir yeah it'll be just a moment sir we're about
oh our boss is calling him evening dumbass you see that post on the computer
about the blood move yeah I got bad dudes about that
the agents just called the rain's messing with the mechanisms it opens the
emergency weapon arsenal that's not good that's that's not oh that's not that's not
guys tonight we're gonna have to hide the weapon arsenal it's broken what do
What did he say to do with the painting again?
All that money for what?
All that money for what?
All that money.
What did he say to do with the painting?
Something came up from my two little ones.
Where did the body go?
The corpse? What corpse?
What are the guys missing over the painting?
Where did he go? Where did he go?
Keep your eyes peeled, Mr. Give a key.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Lee and Ken. Wait, give me, give me, I'm gonna look up if Lee and Ken are real, okay?
Okay.
Uh, I don't see anyone named Lee. I'm gonna check Ken.
Would, would children be in the database?
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
What kind of database is this?
Lee Collins.
There's all you really Leo college. Hey, hold on. Did you say Lee or Leo?
It's a mess out here. Yeah, she's hold on. Wait a second. It's you say Lee or Leo
Hey, hold on hold on now hold on now
Stop in things just stopping things
Welcome in welcome in I miss our flesh eating yeast welcome in
Okay, sure
You know, I'm a doppelganger
But I'm high as fuck right now
right now. He's a doppelganger
He's a doppelganger. He literally just said I'm a doppelganger.
Does that should be we should we shoot him? Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait. Before you shoot him, before you shoot him, what if this is like
like assisted suicide and he's like I'm a doppelganger trying to end it all but what if he's not we
what if he's just joking what if he's just josh would nice I see we take his money and
There we go
Oh
Oh sir, oh wait, do we even get anything wrong?
Yeah, we have even we got anything wrong guys
Go on
Give it the weapons aren't opening this round and you not read the thing
Find your own
Don't come back in here
what the hell hey that's mine oh you're gonna eat that I'm gonna tell you now
you're gonna eat that you're gonna eat your own yeah yeah yeah when that thing
shoots out when that thing keeps you out of the vent
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Shhh!
I'm getting this guy over and over again with this trap.
Oh, oh, the Lizard is coming for me.
I thought you were double-dead.
Thank you!
Good work, team!
All right.
Sit over.
Another day, another dollar.
Not over!
Wait, what do you mean it's not over?
Now it's over!
Now it's over!
Now it's over!
Now it's over!
Now it's over!
Well now it's over now we're I pirate gimmick
For me squeal piggy squeal squeal piggy squeal
Lucky you nasty motherfucker. You lucky I don't got no bullets. Hi. Give me one more
I knew you would another one for the culture
Make out
I said, make a...
Don't fucking kiss me!
Don't fucking kiss me!
You wait for French kids and the bass gets revived!
Fuck Jeremy!
You make... I've never seen better French kids than out of any man!
He never said tongue!
AHHHHH!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Get to the real buzzer!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
I think we did really good tonight, guys.
I think we did really good.
Another day! Another dollar! Good work, D!
Very, very easy stuff.
Wait, did we? I don't think we got a single word on it.
I'll pay it off.
What do you mean to Mr. Dingus's next medicine?
Hopefully Dr. Mingus.
We got the money.
This is okay.
Oh my god, a perfect round.
We killed it.
We killed it.
Easy kill.
Guys, I'm casting in my one per 15 minutes chat talk time live on microphone.
Mr. Magnum Open Team, good fight, good fight.
Thank you, my boy, appreciate you, my boy!
Uh-oh.
I really want side-season BGHU, but it's too infectious.
I've subscribed to watch almost every game.
I've been playing it for the last 10 minutes.
Hi, Mr. Nutt.
I'm starting my doctorate.
Thanks for the last always.
My kids are excited to finally afford real entertainment and close your stride.
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Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
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Finally afford real entertainment and close your stream
I'm kind of funny I'm kind of funny boss
I'm a little fuck I'm kind of funny kind of funny though
Okay, all right, okay, then it's okay
If you're playing with her be congratulation, you've hurt me deeply
You're right there mr. Peanut. No, no, I'm not we just rip my heart on boob. Not it. Oh
Hey, yes
Well, there's no notice board
No, no, it's on the it's on the front desk front desk
This is emotiscope. It reads customer emotions and allows you to question them on their emotion. It is 100% your sympathy.
Some developers are able to replicate human emotions sometimes.
And this equipment is stupidly expensive right? You only get this device on occasional fees.
Point device and customers to analyze their mood.
Stand show me arms game.
Craving human flesh.
What?
Ask why.
Here's an official warning from that tall black creature
spotted around the entity.
Whoa, what?
Extremely fast?
Wow
What is extremely fast?
What are we all? Yeah, what are we all looking for?
Whoa, what are we all looking for?
A tall black creature
spotted around the entity
It's extremely fast and strong
It can't be anywhere
Finally guys, this lady is ready to be added
Black, should we do something about that?
We'll freeze it
Oh, I forgot to take your money
Damn it, I forgot to take your money
Oh
No, the only way to kill this creature is with traps by the way when you look at it and stops moving
But it becomes invincible. Oh
What if I just close my eyes and shoot the shots a gun lightly? Oh, okay, hold on. You can do that
You can do that. We scared his mood to be scared as moon
Tom some math ask why places of math
That's what happens when you have a job you love, beautiful wife, and a comfortable bed.
Oooooh!
Fuck the door, please.
Oooh!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, guy!
Hold on, let's see, hold on.
Hmmmmmmmmm!
Okay, I'm gonna be able to e-mail.
Hall Black Creature,
spotted around the entity.
Oh, it's coming with the entity!
Oh!
Dimitri Volkhov.
Instead of the bait
Occupation florist okay that checks out large birthmarkers right side of his face that checks out
He's tall. I don't know what maybe do more investigation
I'm gonna look up his wife because he said he had a wife
He looks he looks alright. He sounds alright. He sounds no
Diana Diana Volkov and Nancy Volkov
Oh, yeah, he wasn't getting his wife is beautiful. Oh my god
Wait, she's a model! She's a model!
Who's Nancy then? Cause of death, florist.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean? She died by flowers?
I don't know, a little flower death?
And she was born in 1927!
Wait, guys! Guys, I looked up his wife,
and there's a 50-50 chance this is his wife,
because there's two Volkons.
But one of them is cause of death florist, which he is a florist,
but the other person might be his wife, and this person might be completely unrelated.
Wait, let me scan his emotion.
I did calm
You I think he's I need a game because because there's a guy there's a lady with the last name of same that died to a force
He's a force, but also it could be an unrelated way a lady
No take them out that's his mom wait we care if he kills his mom
That against like that like it's your policy. I don't know that means she's a doppelganger
I guess regular crimes they said aren't our problem.
Yeah, you need to say that specifically about the cars outside, not inside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've only had one customer because it's taken so long with this customer.
Because I can't tell if it's a doppelganger or not.
I can ask?
Or you'll be asked to.
I
You not know how to answer that my friend my mother used to tell me this many times
decent
Yeah, he definitely killed his mom. Yeah, but does that make him a doppelganger?
No, I don't think so. He just makes a murderer
That's different
We got another customer
Okay, okay, okay, he's just a regular guy to kill his mom
Yeah, wait hold on
Hold on that's a hold on wait a second guys guys guys
Yeah, one of these two is another person one of these two guys is a dog
He's got a complete copy of the guy that just came in. It's this guy. We check. We check. What's his name?
He speaks way better English he has a he's a beautiful wife, okay
Meet you Volkov
Some's not right here scanning emotion
Yeah, wait, this is just the thing is the same guy.
No, no, I saw both of the same time.
Yeah, but I already, it says I already scanned him.
Wait.
These two guys are the exact same.
It says you're feeling hungry, Peanut.
How these guys have the exact same anything different? How would we know there's no there's nothing different I don't think
March 14 1962 is that right?
I don't wait I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to do this. I asked where his mom's death to you
He's just the same. It's not the right date of birth kill them. It's wrong. Did we need hold on?
What?
Oh, you're cooking at some- you're cooking somewhere else.
No, that was just-
Mom!
Holy crap.
That was his mama.
He is tall.
The birthmark-
Oh yeah, I think the birthmark was slightly different.
How would we possibly know?
The birthmark close enough.
Which one?
The first guy's birthmark.
This is the real one.
We left the bur- the bad guy go.
How do you know?
His birthmark was slight- because his birthmark didn't look exactly like that.
His birthmark had covered more of his face.
Oh
This one the birthmark. Oh have a good night. Sure. Have a good night
No, I think we're gonna die now. I think we're gonna die. I think we might have let the doppelganger go
Another dude, what's all these birthmarks or what this is what then what's it called? Hey? Hey?
Okay
Hello sir
Can you just pull your gun out? You just said no one will ever believe you
Hey, okay, this lady also has a birthmark
It's not the same. It's not the same. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look look look look look the image of birth watch at the other side killer killer killer
It's been illegal it's gonna leave those a different you got it
Why do you know you know it's different? It changes it changes
Mother fucking that wasn't a birthmark yet that been illegal. This is skin disease and it changes
You have to kill this guy
This guy
We can't have that's the one
First of all talk to me. I just be a normal guy
Yeah, I'd park here
So sorry about that we are so sorry about that ma'am. Oh my god, ma'am
Yeah, I got I got I got
$14 and patrol please I think she's British
She's killer
That's my son we go in there and see if she has a son
What's your name, I don't know
Did you lead to the license plate?
989A Dark Gray SUV, do that make sense?
What was the name?
What was the name?
989A 989A, I don't know, registry is expiry, 1997, wait, what is your expire registry?
Oh, it's Grace Wong.
Grace Wong is her name.
We Grace Wong?
No Grace Wong.
The XB 1999?
That's the XB of the- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Wait uh... the guitar disappeared.
Wait that's a-
The guitar is gray.
What?
Oh no nevermind.
You're an idiot.
Huh?
Oh no no no, it was gray.
That's cause you don't have a flash light!
No no no.
It's gray.
I think she's gray.
She's got cigarettes.
Wait oh she's a doppelganger, she's a doppelganger!
Oh no she's not, I'm right.
Wait, wait hold on, how do you-
Whoa, listen here. This is here, buddy. We're here to service the cars, not service the women in the car.
Listen, it's a long call. Let's re-enact. Let's re-enact.
Why, it's got a rainbow two-pack. Check what?
Yeah, yeah, there is a child with a long, there's a long child.
She's a long child.
I'm not sure if there's a right or a wrong child.
She's with from tired
But I see me I just find I just find
Don't worry, man, this is only take a moment
You're good to go man
What? Yes it is! What are you smoking? Are you... Me? You calm down! You calm down!
You guys made a grave mistake. A grave mistake. A grave mistake. A grave mistake.
Hey, what are you doing? Oh, sorry, ma'am. I got you. Abilia Kramer.
Okay, Abilia Kramer.
Share dress shirt.
Creating heart tattoo on the neck.
You check.
He's lying.
Okay, she's got that.
Often repeats questions back when answering.
That's a good tell.
Oh, my God.
Yeah. Okay. Okay. She does all that stuff.
We're good. We're good. I'm just gonna check check our emotions. Yeah, second stuff up and buying all night
Insecure why why don't you insure? What kind of questions that do not cool? Oh, yeah
Are you good to go bad? You're good to go. Sorry
Because dimwit it's the man about the boss. I mean not God
I
Was making pretty about the stink coming from the woods behind this tour all headlin
What are we doing wait what am I doing?
I
Had to the forest behind the stool. Oh, okay. I can do that
You really live to the forces in trash bags
I
There's a trash bag right here, but I was looking at the limbs. There's all this which is farting
Can't see shit.
I got you. I got the clutch.
We just grabbed the limbs.
Grab the lip.
What right here?
What right here?
Boys, there's 15 limbs right here.
Got it.
Got it.
That's what that's like.
And guys, oh, what over here?
Guys, what over here?
Right there?
I got it.
I got it.
All right here.
And then this should be a more fuck.
Hmm
Oh, there's people there's people coming. No, we're fine. We're fine. What is server blade or what is it? No way
They're very kind
Oh
Over you guys. Oh, we got me three of my boys
Boys
Mr.. gimmick over yonder oh, yeah, oh, we are 0 0 7 7 mr. Not may I please get it first for
fellow gamer Davion. He chose to do work tonight instead of gaming with his boys. Thank you.
Lots of love. Oh my. Oh my. How can you be so dumb? Oh my goodness. Give me my words.
Give me my words. I found it. We're done. We're done. Okay. Everybody head on back.
Oh
Shit somebody's inside the dingin customers custom the dingin this guy is more blind than a person born without eyes
Guys what kind of stupid fucking insult is that is that are you serious you a sit man of the keyboard
You're unlimited time to type that out. I mean we even play this game for hours. You had
unlimited time you can go to Jackie be seen say hey can I make this a little
better can I make this just a tidbit what kind of until the start Jack
there now we should have heard he's right no fuck that guy too I hold on
wait oh we do it on a what's his dog with the dog do it we just try to
by some rough groceries it's a silver lined service dog wait I think he's not
actually a doppelganger I think he's a service dog that goes against groceries
that's grocery dog Charles wiggle bottom
Charles Wigglebottom.
Wait, wait.
Wait.
Don't, don't, don't scare, don't scare.
I.D.?
No, don't, don't, don't scare him, don't scare him.
Oh, do it now, it's not, he's not talking.
He's not talking.
Yeah, he's not talking, dog.
So I think we're good.
No, no, no, hold on, hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hey, Charles Wigglebottom was born in 1918 so he would probably need a helping
I
Know this song takes out we're good. We're good. This takes out have a good day sir. Have a good day
Boy, that's a good boy. We'll use get us. We scan a signal quick
But oh
Yeah, I think it was that big guy remember the guy that had two guys. Oh
Yeah, yeah
Guys what I did not tell you before but I have a C4 in my hands. That will be the only way to kill
For real, that's the only way to kill that thing
We use a trap, okay? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we need a trap for the for the bag. Yeah, I'm gonna do my big strap
oh what the fuck what the what the fuck is happening what's going on what's going on
I killed him! I killed him! I killed him!
What the f**k is that?
Hey, how you doing boss?
Oh, what's up?
You're gonna kill me out there!
Nah, he's not fine! He's not coming!
He's not coming!
Guys, guys we can't all be in here the lasagna for guys
Fuck you guys
Food why is it still after me?
Yes
Oh, yeah, good work, team.
Oh, good work, guys.
Excellent day at work, gentlemen.
How about we get some extra money?
Oh, my God.
What the hell are you invincible?
I don't put that my face into clip. Fuck you guys
Yes, you would sit and beat him you would sit and beat him
My god
now let's not make any mistakes now guys no need for any brass decisions
give it what's going on with that weapon you got there
nothing I was going to put it down nice and slowly just put it down nice and
slowly mr. gimmick
Oh my god.
Oh baby.
You can do it if you want to.
Oh baby.
Oh you sent her.
You sent her.
You sent her to me.
After all this.
Oh no no.
You know what? I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of both of you.
I'll help you kill him.
I'll help you kill him.
I know you are walking till muscle.
all the way to get my son.
Oh, thank God, give me a key.
That's right.
I think he was fingering my butthole.
Thank you.
That's right.
Save me, Mr. Give me, save me.
You fingered my butt.
You fingered my butt.
Oh, sorry, Canada.
Sorry, Mr. Tinguist.
It's Mr. Tinguist.
It's Mr. Tinguist.
Get medicine.
Oh.
What?
Too bad about your piece.
No, no, no.
Too bad about your piece.
I'm nothing like you.
I'm nothing like you.
I'm nothing like you.
I'm nothing like you.
I'm nothing like you.
I'm not making any news.
I've been cleaning the fucking place, buying and restocking everything.
Oh, thank you gimmick, thank you.
And I'm telling you, the doppelganger is gonna be that tall guy that we started to have, 100%, 100%, no doubt in my mind at all.
Wait hold on we are we gonna you and that's pretty good. What's wrong? What's wrong?
We got these things this bill
Mr.. Dinges, Mr.. Dinges, we got it Canada's not feeling very good
It's not feeling very good
It's your biggest conditions improve. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, God. Are they gonna join us? I don't know. I don't know. Oh
Yep, yeah, but you're right. What's right?
Look his face marking is the same. How are we possibly known they were different?
The actual character model it was different. I think this is the photo from their idea.
Yeah, I told you the dog was chill. Yeah, that's big chill.
Okay, all right.
Oh
Mr. Dingus
Mr. Dingus Mr. Dingus
Mr. Dingus is literally 10 times the goose Jeremy will ever be you know what I'm gonna kill Jerry both your keys
I
Literal masters degree guess what how many degrees is mr. Mr. Dengas has many degrees even PhDs
Mr. Dengas was dr. Megas his brother and he was cast out
Obvious reason oh
Like we I would have given a little bit. Oh $10 $10
10 coins!
Oh my...
Score!
Oh...
Oh wait!
Oh...
Two coins alright?
Two coins are bad, are bad!
Oh...
Oh...
Bad game...
Watch this, watch this, watch this!
What do you have?
Oh well, that pussy!
I want that pussy!
Ah!
Are you like that?
Hey we got cosplays, we got cosplays!
Where do we go?
We got Diggins out!
Oh!
We call it the bus, call it the bus, call it!
Yes sir, yes sir, Diggins!
I
Might be by this sort of day or easy as yes condition where one leg is a lot longer than the other
We have a dopey suspicious if you hurt her I
Just been a rise in DV activity the area she causes might walk in take items and simply attempt to leave
Wait, I already read that.
Wait, wait, wait, we got a question for thieves.
A double gingers.
Oh.
Let me check, let me check with Natasha Lead.
Ooh.
Night ship, bartender, often in makeup.
Is she wearing makeup?
I can tell.
I don't think we're supposed to kill him.
No, we're supposed to kill him.
We did the right thing, Yemmick.
We did the right thing.
Now where?
Can you see that scanner?
Oh yeah, we can leave.
They'll give it to us in time because I don't know if this lady's real
The head no, I think she's fine. I think she's fine. I think she's
Women are a sigh
She's a woman she would know
She is a woman is that what she said yeah
That's what she said
Yeah, I'm doing where she like I'm doing where she's a nice if bartender. Yeah, I take that that work that you don't
I
She's a sigh wait wait that doesn't mean yeah, it's nighttime right now
Guys it's not time right now. Why would it's nighttime right now?
Really it says wait wait hold on weeks. They're saying that it says she worked all morning
We good god, I'm exhausted, but it works since the morning
But that would make sense if you work a night shift you get off in the morning
that's
Not since the morning though not since the morning. Yeah, and what kind of night shift is it overnight shift or does she end up?
two o'clock in the morning
Makeup what about the makeup?
Hey, no, we know she's asking if I'm not a fan of the makeup
She says what not a fan of the makeup question mark. She's not saying she's not a fan of the makeup
That's why I can't tell hold on
You see if she's a night shift bartender and she says she's been she she's been on
work since the
It's just one of you guys
Listen, I thank God. I don't say this off since the morning. I
Don't say this off the peanut, but I think you should shoot her
I
Agree, I think you're right. I think since if you say since the morning that's something I would say
If it was if I just got off from starting in the morning, you mean
Right, I'm working since this morning
Yeah, okay
Like when we also used my time in the morning, right? Yes
Would you have said that was an overnight shift?
And if you look to the gas station
We're missing all of our customers. Oh, I forgot to take our money first. I forgot to take our money first
We need the right thing guys. We need the right thing. Think about Jeremy. We need the right thing.
Oh, good job. Good job, guys. Oh, hey, this guy's this guy looks like a straight-up alien
long shit today mate been in past control 40 years now hard to remember when I started
honestly you just said when he started that's already a red flag he has a beard he looks
he has a beard wait wait I should ask for the beard he took that last week I saved
this morning though wife's been wishing it's gone a while okay that's fine he remains
would do what do you see what did again what do you see what do we pulled up I
don't know I didn't see it I didn't see it I didn't see it oh patch control game
we they only updated the description last week I see this window why
We're wishing
Guys, yeah
Wait, wait, let me check on his wife
Yeah, he's a branch. I want to come back here and check on this real quick
What is before you check on his wife?
Mecha-mecha-mecha-mecha-mecha
I'm not gonna kill you!
Oh shit!
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
Holy shit!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Yeah, I mean uh...
Happy birthday Lucas! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Mr. Lucas!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
Oh my god.
Dude, what the fuck was that on that wall? That was ridiculous!
Shit.
You just have to go and shoot it. You just have to shoot it.
It was just chilling, doing nothing.
Wasn't hurting anybody.
Uh, guys, I can't tell this guy's.
I don't know. This game requires someone's thinking.
What he said March 15, what he said March 15, what he said March 15, his birthday is
March 15 murder, I'll clean his guts up before it's all you know yeah no he's real guys
he's real.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, too young to work 40, wait he's 39 years old?
But how do we know the year it is right now?
Wait wait, 64, 74, 84, 94, oh
It's a doppelganger cuz he said he worked in TC for 40 years, but he's only 39 years old
I forgot to take his money
I've got money yet to take his money oh my god we're getting worse I can't just
rob him after you kill the evolving this is the ball unless he was working
since he was into his mom's womb
Louisiana Maria college student right leg is short oh this is that lady did
The boss told us about not to harm.
Really?
Yeah.
Her leg, it's not that her right leg is shorter, it's that her left leg is really long.
Wait, hold on.
Wait a second.
Right leg shorter than the left leg.
Okay, that makes sense.
That makes...
It's technically true.
We...
I mean, I would put it, I mean, if I was writing in the description, I would say,
left leg longer than the right leg because the right leg looks
pretty yeah fairly normal listen let me see what's gonna happen to your voice
we're gonna let this lady go and then a second one's gonna come in and we're
gonna realize this with the doppelganger I'm a hundred percent sure
really look at the photo I think so
Oh
Is that the same face
Hey, I think you should shoot her in the face
Oh, no no guys the boss specifically said that we cannot harm his woman. That's what he's act
Wait wait wait more customers
Maybe her left leg is the normal leg which would make the right leg shorter and since it's shorter
like we supposed to do that left leg look normal maybe that's me is look away
the need oh no no no but think about it also being stolen from no I was just
getting into this quickly listen to this theory imagine she was standing on her
left leg right now then it would appear that her right leg actually is short
Exactly look at where the knee is
So why why you need that's true gatekeeping that is that's that is true. No
That is true
No, just no guys the box specifically said not to shoot. I'm gonna go. I want to go
Oh my god, oh sure guys there's someone
Hey, oh hey. Oh my god. Just just shoot her. Oh
My god. Oh
This is a nightmare guys. We have no control over our story. Oh, look at
Also, I don't see there was no name. Okay. All right. Hold on sir. Let's say
No, no, no. Hey, we're bleeding on the floor. No, sir. No service jackie. Jane over here. What hold on wait?
one
Okay, I'm she's got no
I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Oh, I'm gonna be stuck. I'm gonna she's a lawyer
She has bags under her eyes
She has no hands, okay
Okay, I mean the hand job
Um
Oh, yeah, and I'm gonna ask her about her hand my hand. Oh, right. Yeah, people are always asking about it
I was bored missing this hand
Man, I think you're watching born with a busy head. I don't think it bleeds for 40 years
Yeah, popper shooter if that doesn't shoot her a lot of sense
That doesn't make
She also oh guys
She also must have spilled ketchup on her shirt!
Nasty slug!
Fucking shit, so we can get more money.
Oh wait, we should have taken our money!
Oh shit, you're right. Oh shit.
Oh shit, shit!
I forgot, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
I forgot. I forgot. I forgot.
I'm just telling you.
Oh, I should have gotten you money next time.
Have you made any money today?
We haven't made any!
There's a flamethrower.
There's a flamethrower in the store for $149.
We can't buy we need money for our geese we need $29
Shit guys, what did I just say I?
Told you
My god
Oh, no.
Yeah, man.
We gotta make up for it.
We gotta make up for it.
Unless this is a big one.
Well, the other one.
OK.
So we double down.
That's unbelievable.
Yeah, this one looks believable.
This one does look like she is very self-conscious right now.
He's just ran behind the counter,
and he's just peering out her leg.
Let me just double check.
Oh, shit.
Um, right leg is shorter than the left leg.
Yeah, guys, I-
Derek, fuck you and your knees here.
Alright, because you are the one that fucked this up.
I told you that the left leg was actually the regular one,
and the right leg was the short one.
I said, look where the knee is. It's wrong. It's wrong.
But what was it wrong?
It was the baby's fault.
No, I said shooter
I've been saying shooter
I've been saying shooter
I say we just kill him
Yeah, true, Peanut was saying that
Oh, the boss there's the boss there
The boss did say that
The boss
Yeah, well, I don't think he's talking about the right one
Have you made your selection, sir?
You got your eye on this guy?
No, I've got my eye on him, I've got my eye on him
You're not stealing anything, buddy.
Oh, can you clean up in the washroom?
Oh, I'm sorry, babe. I'll take you out.
Oh, dude, it's a diarrhea.
He's staring at a monitor since noon.
That's going to be a cool...
It's a diarrhea.
Hit PS.
Um...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh, he's fine.
40 cents
what 40 cents 40 cents
nothing nothing nothing wait who's this guy
oh this guy
oh yeah
I wonder what where doppelgangers come from there was a report a year back
no fiction
No picture!
I always avoid net when they try to take pictures of me. Isn't net the guys that are trying to find the doppelgangers?
Maybe he's just like a conspiracy theory now.
Wait, he doesn't even know the date of birth in which he was born.
He's not saying the year.
this guy's got suspicious written all over boys all over him you know what I
I don't think I've ever said this before but peanut I think you should shoot
him oh I will come see kids are we killing this guy now before we take his
fucking money thanks for the $20 bitch
Watch out hold on
She can double my Ganger
Shee hee hee hee hee hee
Pino my mom's here
Well is this your mom?
No. You look tense darling smile I don't bite unless you ask nicely
Oh at least he's a hooker. Damn she's risen you up
Oh
He's raising you up. Don't know a diet. Yeah, she likes me
Occupation model I
Pose they pay to not keep the clothes on those silver hoop earrings
Fading rose tattoo on the right. I
Yeah, ma'am, I'm gonna have to do a close inspection of your thighs
guys make sure there we go. All right, let's see. I think it's out, ma'am. I think it's
out. Okay. He's I only did these suspicious about this lady. Have a good day, ma'am.
Have a good day. Have a good day, ma'am. Have a good day.
Well, you know what that is. Oh, you know what that is.
Hey, listen, take these. Take these.
Okay, right? QGQG.
I put a mind. Oh my my John. Oh, never mind. Never mind. I just got what I wasted two seconds ago
Oh, where'd you get that? I just found it boss. I just kind of found it. I boarded this door up by the way
So, this is a pretty clean spot.
Wait, how do you board up a door?
Oh, you have to buy a bridge.
You can board up doors.
Nice.
Every takeout here, he won't even find us.
Let's do a little bit of game with first.
Oh, let's go!
Oh, give me, give me, give me!
You had you had
You need to get pushed, we're about to get pushed, we're about to get pushed.
I
Get that mind you got that mind the mind job
This thing
I'll go to who's you do okay?
Wait everything's missing I would see
Three two one look wait
Hi boys, Mr. Lemon has arrived
If we add them to the game or we want to, or we want to slip.
Well, unfortunately, Mr. gimmick, this is only a three-player game.
So we have to go play Payday 2 to invite them. We can go play Payday 2 if you want.
Well, that would be necessary.
Will we go payday 2?
Should we go play pv2 or should we cast lemon aside into the black oblivion?
Wait Habibi left up Habibi left us
Okay
I
Been showing my boss
They now watch you at lunch the world yearns for the nut
Stocks and pieces section business section business so so so so bye bye bye bye so high low
This is 15 days you doing 15 minutes
This is part of this.
Shut up, baby!
You know nothing about me!
You know my name, not my story, girl!
You know my name, not my story!
I know that you're doing the 15 every 15 minutes.
Oh, that's a good ma'am.
That's a good ma'am.
Very good ma'am.
Thank you, good ma'am.
It's mine!
It's ma'am. It's ma'am. What are you saying? Ma'am, what are you saying?
Try to place your B at you. All right. Let's ride.
I
Really?
Oh, yeah, I do it Louie. Yeah, yeah, Louie. Yeah, that Louie's your party. She was talking it. Yeah
Hmm and Victor was a fine man Victor was a fine man. Oh my goodness. Oh
Whoo
Let me tell you was in baby. Let me tell you we were good out there. Would you we say this come back later?
I don't know if it's like run based shift based. No, it's it's you know, you got a 13 chefs. You got a 13 chefs
It's not there's an English lawyer the story about
All right, yeah, I'm positive you can pick back up. Okay unless we don't
Okay, unless I'm wrong. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no name one time. You've been wrong with Sammy me
I
You know what you're right. I said we should shoot the window and leave from the window and you said no you can't do that
And that was right. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
All right, all right boys
Are we are we switching over nothing I gotta go. It's uh
No, we're swaps you do it. We just we're going to pay
let's do it let's do it wash them the
pisser I'm going to the pisser just call
the bathroom
You hear this? He is proctly hand delivering nuclear US tips right to Putin.
I'm going to piss him. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. You hear that? You hear that?
Why am I angry so mad? What the fuck is going on?
Uh, it ain't me. It sounds good to me.
Lemmon always brings troubles and torment!
It's Lemon's mic. It's Lemon's mic.
I can literally hear it.
Lemon actually fucked yourself 3,000 times.
Wait, I can actually...
Oh, he must have you turned up.
I can hear him all the way over here.
No, my mic is going through his headset
and then back into his microphone and then playing dodge.
That's what I'm at. That's what I'm at.
No, I haven't touched your discord on that computer in years. Are you on voice activation?
I can hear him in your headphones. That's weird. Hmm.
What?
What?
Oh Mr. Chewie, I'm just gonna be my one and only finnish boy, good man, good a baaad!
And Mr. B.M.E., my one and only finnish boy, good man, good a baaad!
I'm gonna take a team to the next figure this out.
And Mr. Layser, my one and only finnish boy, good man, good a baaad!
Thank you my boys, we saved my boys!
Thank you Mr. Chewie, please take a break.
Hmm, well hold on.
Hmm, hmmm...
Hmmmm...
Oh
Open switch you're going full of magical activities
Cameo streamer fuck yourself die. All right, let's see what's cracking lacking over in the painting too. Now boys
I've never played painting too, but I've heard it's quite crimsicle
quite crimsicle indeed it do enduviously
enduviously it is
Hmm another party game well guys if you think about it pay days to just kind of just like a premium party game. I mean I
Mean yeah, you know about
It's not like a party game per se
It's not like a like a full
Like a game like talk about when you play for eight thousand hours
Do you know what the gas station game name was shit at midnight? Oh?
This
What oh?
God
Yeah, I really hope the resolution is down because this looks very grainy
This looks whoa, this is Jamie. Oh
Oh, good heavens. Oh, good heavens.
These are quiet, too.
That's life, I am.
Hey, how are you still in the other game? Hey, what?
Are you guys still looking at the...
What the fuck is going on around here?
What the hell is-
That's R-Streamer-
Alright pal, that's the first time you have no idea if this is a normal occurrence.
You got me it is, but one moment, give me one second.
I'll think of this time.
Oh, I know what's happening.
It's one of those old games that does an auto start.
It's one of those old games that does an auto start
and borderless window.
That's what's going on.
I was having some problems with it.
Yeah, that's what's going on boys.
It's one of those old games
that where they used to think everybody used to like
full screen, like full screen exclusive.
I'm gonna go talk about who's gonna change that. I don't know what telemetry is. I don't know
Will you fucking leave me alone with all these stupid questions?
All right full screen wordless window there we go
That should fix it oh and now it's ridiculously small what a sweet treat
Okay, it has broken my entire computer
All right, it's literally one fourth of my screen now. I just click the button and now it's on my other monitor, okay?
Fucking fantastic. All right
Okay, everything around me is breaking in front of my very eyes
Okay
Okay, oh everything everyone I love is dead and everything that I then I have is is is broken and gone
Okay, all right, that's okay. There we go. There it is. All right, welcome
Welcome to payday to we have made it. We have finally made it
Okay, I have the game open you wouldn't believe how hard that is
you would not believe if I could just holy dingle what did this game do to my
computer what did this game do I can't even grab as if it was in a fucking
windows 98 what what is going on around here what is happening oh my god
What is going on?
It's paying to a virus?
Which is all some elaborate plan to hack into the mainframe of my computer!
Hmm.
Wait, okay there we go, alright.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Wait, I don't even remember when I was going, oh yeah, I was changing my speed dials.
I'm being violated. Good stuff. What's good good. That's good to hear. I'm happy. That's music to my ears
I changed it by speed titles
Here we go
Hold on
Be one more second here
One more second, one more second gang, almost done here, almost done, oh wow, we are really
getting to it now guys, wow, I mean we are so close to Vietnam, I can almost taste it,
I can almost taste it, I mean wow, are we close to Vietnam, whoo, I mean it's right
that we're on the verge. We are on the verge. I mean, it will
usually be on the edge of your seat. But of course we are.
There we are, gentlemen. There we are. We are finally done.
Is everyone ready, boys?
Good. Good. That's good to hear. That's good to hear.
Guys, I'm gonna take this. I'm gonna take this moment Jerry
sees fire to go take a quick pee pee before we get into
the pain into action. Be right back. Be right back. I think we keep the old style.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I've had a little bit too much, much, much, oh, oh, stuck to my
Stop!
I am keys, I'm not my phone.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Go!
Oh, on the floor!
Ha!
Yeah!
I'm gonna go pee right back.
Pee right back!
I
Have it and I have it dead
Whoo, whoo
It just kept coming out boys it just kept coming out. I was just here said
and
He said
And every time I looked out there was there was just more peace it was it was just more it was just more
More!
More piss!
Shartin' out your dick, exactly, exactly.
Now you get it, now you get it.
Oh, oh, this is the last human fight
for one good man, good man.
I know you're a lady, that's just the catchphrase.
Okay, let's ride.
Oh is everybody ready to rumble we're ready to rumble. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Oh
Hello
Fixed limits Mike. Yeah, everything sounds good. How do I sound? But I smooth it's chanting like a sweet little dream
Adjinting adjinting adjint
That wasn't me earlier. That was a demon. So I apologize. Oh
Thank you. It was actually me but
You guys, I'm looking at my payday two thing here. It says I have cash zero dollars, but in my offshore account. I have
zero more dollars
I have 12 coins with the crap out of this assuming that I would only carry
Half dollars silver coins. That's only six dollars
Yeah, I also have 12 coins with your secretary
Oh, at least $12 at minimum. I can only go to 720p is this normal? No, I've been 1440p.
What the hell? You have to change the borderless window first. So you change that it's kind of
a fucky, a wonky, you see. The game literally broke my PC when I opened it. It's one of
those old games. Wait, you have to do borderless window and then switch? Then switch to 1440.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
Just want to be playing Minecraft for the next five hours
Just to give it which is here. Oh, okay
We're playing Minecraft played by the way, I will be doing that everyone can suck my balls
I will be doing a 24-hour hardcore Minecraft. I
Or I'm in my craft is great
Minecraft is great
Mm-hmm. I can't wait for the Tarkov guys. Why are you playing a kid's game lick?
The dingle berries from the crack of my butthole like fruit loose in a cereal ball
The game that created surf the survival game genre. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, I don't know a pioneer
Think about it. It's a person probably popular for survival game
I remember playing Castle Miner Z back when I was pretty young.
Was that a multiplayer survival game?
Yes.
Crafting survival?
Yes.
Open world?
Yes.
Oh.
Well, yeah, I've never heard of it, so I can't f**k the game.
Castle Miner Z was and still is thus yet.
I mean, what would be more hard?
Getting Kappa and Tarkov or beating Minecraft on hardcore mode?
I think I don't know have hardcore mode beating the Netherlands
It's gotta be kind of close the me see it like this hardcore solo Minecraft would be easier than Kappa
playing hardcore
multiplayer with one guy dies
everybody be sent
Are you idiots?
Lemon honestly?
Lumin, listen I love you, but you're not fucking invited.
I'm gonna be a part of this right from the beginning.
I love that.
The whole community.
Actually you are, I'm not invited.
The first thing I'm doing is go to the top of the mountain, I'm gonna jump right off
of it.
Just a nice big jump just to test the health.
Yeah, dude. Forget the Ender Dragon. We ain't even gonna beat up. We ain't even gonna get
uh, pass it.
First night time.
Stone, stone, stoves.
Oh, how we play this?
I don't know. I'm behind my setting seam. My setting seam alright?
I'm gonna go to my lobby seam while I figure out.
Oh, okay. I did not.
Wait, Ethan Klein is sitting in my lobby.
What?
Ethan and Gila Kline are literally in my base.
Okay, all right, we have a lot of good people.
I'm not even joking.
I'm the hell.
What are you talking about?
I'm in my base.
We have a hideout.
We have a hideout.
Yeah, we should do this one more time.
This Y is horrible.
It's horrendous.
Same as even.
How do I host the game?
Let's do the Bank Heist.
Oh shit, you guys realize guys, this is an old ass game, what if I host like a DDoS?
Do you want me to host?
Yes, yes I do.
Yes I do.
Yes, I would love for you to host.
I would love for you to host.
That would be great.
That would be fantastic.
I'm gonna try and find that Bank Heist.
you can't get DDoS. Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, guys, don't worry. XX pussy slayer XX
69 said we can't get DDoS. Oh, what? Oh, hey, if you're out there and you think you
can prove that guy wrong let's see it hold on hold on now hold on slow roll just kidding
but test it on lemon if you're gonna test it test it on lemon wait wait hold on now
he's now he's at my house okay let's test it let's not do it at all they can do a
a light test on somebody else and report back.
Have you figured out how to host a game yet?
Yeah, I'm just trying to find the hardest one we can do.
I want the hardest mission in the whole game, but I want it to be a bank, though.
I don't want it to be like your cooking math or some other stupid shit.
I want the hardest bank robbery, and I want it on the hardest difficulty.
That's what you do.
That's what you want to do, bud?
Yeah.
Yeah, 1.8 million dollar payout. How's that sound?
Okay, I said play.
I've never played this game before.
Uh, so I'm sending you guys a code.
Okay, I'll be code.
Okay, wait, a lobby. Oh, I see.
You can type the lobby code in there.
Okay. All right.
That makes sense.
How'd your screens?
How'd your screens?
Can I just send it to you?
You have to send it to both of you.
Oh.
I
Would just have said what's up, so sorry wasn't around yesterday. I buy you to play payday
May should I cut week? Okay?
well brother truly well I think I got it was for all the bugglies I hope you guys are doing very
squad you know there's a lot of other gentlemen truly truly truly truly truly I was talking about
the best quality gentlemen ah mmm where you're not a fire game yeah max always takes us just
let me know if you play on this week max always gonna come play with us once let me say he is
such a joy to have around he is such a joy you would think he'd be some meathead
more on I would never say the artwork
gentlemen I would never say it I would
never say the artwork guys ever I'm
trying to create my own game had more
on it's what you think you'd be but let
me tell you because of all because his
job is getting punched in the head but
let me tell you that really nice guy
I'm really nice gotta have around it's
good he is good again he's a smart guy
What's going on?
I'm going to do the lobby code.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Don't do the lobby code.
Don't do the lobby code.
That one already got hacked.
And DDOS.
Wait, there's a new code?
Or are you talking?
He's creating one.
He's creating.
I'm trying to figure out how to create a closed, like a private one.
Hmm
Bro really just hit that real-time skill text
That was a close one, I'm not gonna lie to you guys you got a little
Frisky there for a second guys got a little
Frisky there
Woo!
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
Good timing, but successful trying to drink.
I'm not seeing a new code, Mr. Masherini.
Yeah, I'm planning.
I'm planning.
This is not it.
This is as hard as it is to change the resolution in this game.
Ah, fantastic.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Damn, doesn't read new subs anymore.
You are a first-time chat.
How do you even know what I used to do?
Can't even see the R word on stream.
Ah, it's 50-50, guys. I'm telling you.
The R word...
Listen, all right.
It's hilarious. We all know that.
But it's, I think it's technically against TLS.
I know a couple streamers use it, but it's technically still against TLS and, you know what I'm talking about, I'm better not to risk it, better not to risk it, better not to risk it, better to play the same, better to play the same.
Hmm, yeah Cocoa uses it, Cocoa uses it.
Hmm, what do we usually say in our fights?
I know, that's what I'm saying.
boys have even one person that
has it out for us I got your
work either you guys all right
not gonna happen guys no no i'm sure it'll happen i just
time figured it out once you once you pick the highs you want
it has settings for public or private but
Can't change them for some reason you can't change it from public to private. I
Can't change any of the settings so I tried to go into a game and change them then and I still couldn't
I'm gonna try to can you put just like it could still be public, but you put a lock on it
So then it's private-ish. I don't really
Wait the chance I
Would host I just want to get D-nosh I can
No, no, I, I, if I could do it in under 10 seconds, I would trust me.
You're taking time, taking time, taking time.
Hey, I mean, well, you gotta make it private.
Does that help?
Does that help?
Maybe.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
That, that's very clear.
That part is probably the clearest part.
You know how to help me this the night.
I'm getting word to just play the damn game.
Does that help the video?
Okay.
Does that help?
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Is that a help?
Did he lend a helping hand?
How is it this?
How is it this?
Difficult.
Yeah, like if you look at my stream real quick, you'll see
publicly live.
Your settings are great.
Like a BB isn't.
Oh there.
Oh shit.
Like it's like, you know that you know the guy back in
great school who would
grip his pencil like Excalibur boys with math tables
I mean he was choking that thing to death. He was domestically abusing his pencil
That's that's that's so specific
Hmm
All right, we got it folks we got it. I just need a minute. Oh, please be beautiful my god, dude
Everybody start that hardcore Minecraft run. Yeah, for real. Are you ready or what?
You ready
I'm putting it on extra hard mayhem. No, no put the team AI on dude. That's our best player
There's only four right? Yeah, there's four of us. There's only I at all. There's four of us. You're right. You're right
You're right. All right. I mean, I don't want to say this live
publicly, but I'm starting to think gimmick was
I back in grade school using grip as pencil
What shit out of that place are you sure in times?
What study the literature? Oh, I can't hear you guys speak up. What are you saying? Oh, nothing?
Oh
My discord is breaking
I just got to you. Oh, no. No, I didn't I get I got it man. My discord is breaking. I can't grab the code
But wait actually my whole
Oh
Things are not going good on my computer. I think this game is genuinely breaking my computer
It's super optimized. That doesn't make any sense
I cannot click anything on the bottom windows bar, and I cannot click on discord
when you booted it up it asked you two versions of the game did you do the new
like the 2021 updated thing I don't know was that default no it wasn't default
you should just close the game really yeah if you want to play with the new I
don't know what it was said like optimized for new for the modern world
Oh, oh, yeah, that oh that might help that might help. Yeah. Yeah, I might have a lot
Okay, all right. There we go. There we go
Yeah, I might help a lot
Okay, I'm back
Well, I'm back in the game, but unfortunately my windows bar still doesn't work.
So here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to close out of the game so I can touch my discord.
Okay.
The game is permanently destroyed my discord.
I will be closed.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
I fixed it.
I fixed it.
I fixed it.
I fixed it.
I just think I'll just for
Sent for the lead in task
And it was fire
Different here and that's why we love you
You would everybody told me to play payday 2 it would have been super kind of them to also mention that it would absolutely break my PC
Hmm, okay. I'm now in the game. I have the code
There we go
And I am
Hold
I
Doesn't need other style he's got default mask to come on
Peace default mask silence guys we all haven't played this game ever before how are we possibly
judging me right now look at gimmick gimmick and Habibi are level 50 and 47 they've been
playing off stream for the past two months I have never played this game why I told you
I played the shit out of this game you're level 47 Habibi my god back once by a Bulgarian
man who loved I played it a thousand years ago big thanks literally a thousand years
How do I ready up any I just started y'all ready. Yeah
I was unaware that we were just going to,
I was unaware that we were just going to another lobby.
Does anyone know what to do now?
Uh, bottom right.
Uh, yep, got it.
Okay, ready now?
All right.
There we go.
RUN!
We ripped off.
you
Yeah, yes, astronaut yes, but you're not from h&m fuck are you wearing?
Oh, I think they're gonna be suspicious with my like bomb defusal armor
Probably not
Hey, how long do you wear Bob's fuselabra all the time just in case, right?
It's okay. Just give them the fusion bomb. He's like wearing a mask
Yeah, I can't pick this thing up, but there's some here. I think we need to
We don't need masks on for this
on him. No suspicious actions allowed in casino mode or in casing mode. No casino mode.
This is a gambling part of the heist. Wait, what do they know where he is?
He's suspicious. Oh, that was suspicious. Oh, God. They don't kiss you.
All right
He's done
Oh, I shot an innocent wait wait do we restart?
Okay, we gotta be we gotta pull together
cameras trigger happy cards get the vault open with a thermal drill then get
the safe deposit boxes okay my contact turns out that walking on the skylight
is a considered a suspicious action why is that suspicious that's what she's
going to put on the front door come the front door here we're just gonna take a
little bit suspicious at all how's everything going sir I'd like to make
I'd like to make a deposit.
I'd like to make a deposit.
Oh, that's a suspicion.
What?
Give me a suspicious.
What?
What are we doing?
What are you doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
You're not entered.
You're not entered.
Wait.
Should we restart?
Yeah, yeah. I think it's a good idea.
You want me to start?
Now, if you start, I'm killing all the civilians.
I'm killing all the civilians, you think.
Oh.
We have to imagine, like, we're going into a bank.
Yeah, in a real bank.
You can't just go into the staff area.
We're just walking.
That's your spooches
Wait, what it's a lot we can be a lot stealthy
Okay, okay
And unlike yesterday there are backdoors and secret spots
Hey, then we can go what's going on necessarily have to go through it's this air conditioning unit in the top right wait
The way the air conditioning unit see this. Yeah, this the air conditioning. I think has its eyes on us
Wait, why is why is the air conditioning unit care that we're gonna do this guy's just
I know but oh wait, you know what my armor actually is
Suspicious like jokes aside wait, okay, still walk really let's test this out
Yeah, I just walked up to this garden. He gets freaked out watch
He doesn't
Yeah, oh my god
What I mean, you did I guess you do have a bulletproof vest on
Yeah, do they not know fashion all right you guys we got this I got
Your mask was on
You got the manager on until the thing got set off.
It's my armor.
It's got to be my armor.
Wait, hold on.
It's just a test pop.
Wait, hold on.
It's just a test pop.
I mean, this is the game they're saying is better than Payday 3 with the fucking
ditch.
Think they're going to be stuck.
What the hell is that?
I think we should take this armor off.
Should I take my armor off?
Yeah, definitely take your arm on.
Definitely take your arm on.
You need to get in there and drop that vault.
So no armor?
They're wired up the ass with security cameras.
You know what?
It's because we're on the high side.
It's because we're on the hardest difficulty.
I guess the safe deposit box is open.
No, it's still missing two difficulty levels.
You see we got the devil right down the right.
Right.
Yeah, but we got to do it.
We got to do it at least once.
I'm at maximum detection risk.
As none of us are ready.
Well, I'm doing my load out.
So I'm not going to detect it.
Yeah, well, you do no detection risk.
Let's do a completely silent rate.
You mean?
Yeah, a silent height.
It could be as low as possible.
But you're 19 now, 14 and then 12.
How'd you get the 10?
Wait, now you're at 52.
Yeah.
How'd you get down to 10?
I'm changing my gear.
It's my gun, my gun, my giant sniper rifle.
Apparently you couldn't hide that in my suit.
Oh, God, Chuck.
Okay.
And your armor, too.
Your armor, your gun, it all is a part of it.
I'm ready up, Bibi, and give it ready up.
We're going in.
All right, all right.
Bibi, whenever you are ready, share.
Whenever you're ready.
Oh, Lemon, whenever you're ready, share.
Whenever you're ready.
You're at 32.
I
All right, here we go
My head
I
Everybody
Don't you move an inch out of my
It's a bomb chat!
It's a bomb chat!
You can't linger close to cameras or guard for too long, regardless of your mask.
I mean, I like, I like raised my head up.
I just couldn't imagine you looking through a window.
Shh!
Oh shit, did you hear me?
Behind you! Behind you!
Okay, now what do we do?
Okay.
Behind us? Alright, here's what we do now.
We gotta pick up the thermal drill.
Here's how we do it.
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh shit.
What?
Oh my god.
You just killed a guy!
Bro, no, I just saw a lead movement.
I was dreaming of a strange beast that's
with rainbow-sand in cows.
You're in too bad.
I bagged the corpse.
I come home in the dumpster.
What the hell?
The way that guy fits in that bag.
Toss this guy?
I don't want the blood on the wall here.
Is that suspicious?
No, what she does when we spill our spaghetti?
Wait, his phone's still ringing, though.
No, no, no, it's still ringing.
Oh, you're gonna have to kill that guy.
Get the fuck down!
Get out!
No, no, no, he's the manager.
He's the manager.
We need him.
Okay, we need him.
Okay, listen.
I'm gonna rifle through his pocket.
I'll grab him.
I'll grab him.
Pick him up.
Okay, guys.
He's gonna follow you.
I can't.
How do I put my mask on?
Don't put your mask on.
Hold G, hold G, hold G.
Okay, I'm gonna put my mask on when we meet.
I'm gonna put my mask on when we meet.
That's great.
Okay.
What do we do?
Let's keep our mask on.
There any you gotta take any boys. I just want to do I don't have a silo. No, I'm low
Do not have a silo to happen, but let me see your rifle real quick. Yeah, shoot him in the kneecap just one wait
My mouse is over on my discord because his game is so fucking old that it can't keep my mouse in the game
so I
Don't know how to show you
I don't have one either. I wasn't told
Okay, I'll put my mask on I have a stealth car
Permission to bag baggy
manager lemon just no I did not I'm not still
what are we doing why are we doing
silence how do you get a silent chat
loadout go to your Christmas the first
How do you edit it?
How do you edit the pistol?
Every pistol is unavailable except for the original pistol.
I'm the same.
And you can't edit it.
You can't edit it.
All I have is the Chamano.
I can't... Do you have to do that?
It's not in the...
There's no way.
Did this end up...
Oh yeah, maybe you gotta do it outside of the game.
Tell me.
There's no way.
Tell me right now.
I don't think they've leveled up enough.
I don't...
Yeah, we're just going there and...
It's unavailable.
Listen, let's just do one mission and then...
It'll probably give us a sound weapon, all right?
All right, I have a ring and you'll just kill everyone. All right, we'll do all the others down
Well, we're not we actually lose a lot of money
No, no, no, I'm telling you, I'll kill the people necessary
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about like by every what I mean everybody that we would have to kill as a team because we don't have sounds
I'm ready. Okay. How about I kill everyone?
Yeah, that's a great idea
Thank you, Bob. What do you see to my what?
Locked in
We're just more guys with gloves walk all guys one's got a bulletproof vest on
one is nothing to worry about, and we're just hanging out.
He's a good looking guy.
We're just hanging out. Nothing suspicious is going on at all.
Nothing suspicious is happening at all.
So I'm not going to lie to you guys. I ate before the stream,
but this silly juice is getting me rocking.
I mean, whew, wait!
You get one of them extras?
I must have got one of them extras. I must got I'm gonna see out one of those premiums. Yeah, I'm talking about guys
Yo, so the premium juice the premium
Okay, oh we got the manager
Yeah, I'm grabbing the guy you got it
Okay, okay, now watch your room inside. Okay, we want to break this guy wait
Do we need this guy? I don't know you said you're the one that said we need the manager
We have a card. He had a card last time. Well, he's having this time
Okay, okay, I'm throwing knives. Are we with me? Do we win?
Do we win?
Throwing cards. Okay. There's a security winning to the back right
How do you get your melee?
I don't know. Is there a melee?
There's an E. E-butt. E-butt. E-butt.
Wait.
E-butt. Oh, E-butt. Yeah. E-butt. E-butt.
We're extra terrestrial. I also have a deck of playing cards I can throw. What?
What you mean you're definitely gosh you want this out. Yeah
What was your game?
Wait, hold on
I'm not being tested on my own anything. Should I test it on the manager?
Do we call there?
Okay, oh
Oh, go to sit down, sit down.
Where we going?
Everyone, sit.
Everyone, sit down.
Sit down.
Everybody sit down.
Whoa, fucking.
Everybody sit down.
Everybody sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Everybody sit down.
Everybody sit down.
Everyone sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Go from the top.
Tighten the hands.
Tighten the hands.
Get a tie.
Tie, tie, tie.
No?
Oh, well.
Fine, fine, fine.
Let's move all these guys back to the back.
to the stairwell or no back room
I need to run out the wait this guy
is this guy
I have cable ties guys you can't even cable ties
oh shit
do I not have cable ties
I need to run out the street shots
I need to run out the street shots
shh
I'm good
oh god
I need the camera she's
put it down
oh shit
oh shit
fuck it we're doing it live
fuck it
yeah
screw this
You're not going to be so easy.
What?
What?
What do you mean?
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Sir, he's down.
It's all right.
Stay right here.
Wait.
Call me.
Call the manager.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
Call me.
all right we all right sit down sit down right here inside sit down do do
stop I don't know we got this boys we got this 17 more minutes
ready for action oh you're just coming right out of the car just how it's
down to right wait guys we need to get a hot shoes for one time can we I
I don't know, that's always a pain in the face.
I think that's a pain in the face.
Well, it seems to be of seven horses to the top right.
We obviously can do something with that.
It's how you shoot them, huh, Steve?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it buys us time.
Yeah, how do we treat him?
Oh my god, there's a huge massive man outside.
Massive man.
Okay, my bullets totally see to me.
Do anything.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I need help.
Hold on, where's that?
I need help.
How am I going to get the slope on a multiplayer game?
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
How am I going to get the slope on a multiplayer game?
Get this guy, get this guy, get this guy!
Let him go, let him go, let him go!
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you!
This is a Javi, he's not even kicking me!
Somebody help me!
There's an intensity!
This is a Javi, this is a GXA 10 point!
I'm down. They're waterboarding me. They're stroking my dick. They're stroking my shit.
Alright, so let's go through positives and negatives. What did we do right? What can
we improve on? Okay, they're the back door that we should have went through instead of
side door okay okay that's what did it yeah that's what that's what wrong you
go back door not the front door okay okay that's that's all good that's all
good okay
this is an old game so hard mode are actually hard if you go on an easier
game mode? No, we can do it, we can do it. Right? I don't know.
We're stealthy. Like we're stealthy. We're stealthy. We're
stealthy. Yeah, so it doesn't matter. We're not going to be
dealing. We shouldn't be dealing with cops. If it takes
six hours, we still shouldn't deal with cops. Exactly.
Exactly. See, that's what I'm saying. You can't do anything
in casing mode. You can't do any. You can't even look
through a window. Wait, oh, I'm casing mode, but we need silencer. Do you guys want to go
back and get your silencers done? Wait, hold on. No, let's give us one more shot. Let's
give us one more shot. I believe that we can achieve. Never back down, never what?
Yes, yes. Never back down. Never back down. Never back down, never back down.
back down never back down don't we tell you that food did nothing for me I am I'm
honestly I'm feel it's measly I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be as stealthy as
I usually am smitsy did she did she did she that could be a benefit yeah I
could be of the gesture on the bank gesture I'll dance in the in the
the bank room and distract all the sexy guards all right you guys wait hold on let me change
my FOV how do you change your FOV yeah give me a second let me change some of this stuff
yeah how do we hold on why do we why is the frame rate limit 135 what kind of number is
Is that how computers used to work is this game built for like submarines or something?
Why is the framerate limit 135?
What's flush GPU mean?
I don't know.
Oh wait, I got FLV.
Holy shit.
I am zoomed out now.
Whoa.
I can see everything.
I can see everything.
Holy shit.
Oh, the Smits he did see do oh very good very good
That's only we got to get in the bank and steal the money. Remember
Yeah, hit the mind I like that I'm still the money from the bank. I'm cracking the
All right, vamos boys. Okay
Okay
That's not an AC unit that's not an AC unit
It's not a very good camera either
So lights in the sky
It's we use pager first. Oh my god. Just give us all these huge pages
Someone just stored in the longest line of crack on ever in my life
I mean he is just I someone is just snorting methamphetamines right in the front of the bank
Bag is disposed of okay, I heard honest the big manager. What he thinks about the Odyssey
He loves it, but he was, but he was green mantis.
What's a green mantis?
What's a green mantis?
The great green mantis, you haven't heard the legend of the green mantis?
Oh, many moons ago in the top of a mountain.
Many moons ago, the green mantis, mantis, mantis, mantis, mantis, mantis, mantis.
There was a green mantis.
That's it. Oh, they shot me with this gun.
You guys, how do we get out of here?
Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me!
This is a serious situation, gimmick. I'm sorry. I apologize.
Be serious. Be be serious. I've already got a degree in Mantis.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
It was not me.
cameras this is cameras right are we sure we have the mental attitude to beat
this game no we don't we might need a lower the difficulty just like they're
let's do one easy round just to get out and get our grounds sit on ground you
mean yeah fine fine fine
yeah I'm gonna end it okay okay I'm gonna kill as many innocent civilians as I can
give me a second just be one just be one second I'm gonna kill as many civilians
he what wait now we change it we do the same job but on the easiest
Let's just get a feel for it. I'm gonna go to your inventory. Go to your inventory. Okay, wait inventory guide
Click on your pistol then modify weapon. I love okay guide, okay?
Yeah, that's a DLC. There's none. We don't have any cash. You don't have any cash
No, there's no available sounds so we would have to buy a sound so with cash
I
Like this is how you can use
Okay, so you should have that for it looks like a literal car muffler, but it is I see it
You see it like a propane tank
But now your sound just that's that's it's most important see we don't want to change your mask
Okay, here it is. I don't have any masks. As I scroll, it is also scrolling the discord to my right on my other monitor.
This game is so fucking old! Alright, give me in there. Get me in there! It's not over till the fat lady shakes.
We're going back in. We're stealing all that money. Alright, everyone's got guns now?
Got a gun. I've got a gun. Okay, so then do we do it on Mayhem or do you guys still want to do it?
We do on the easiest difficulty to get a feel for the game and then we go back through the hardest in one. Yeah
All right
I would he must have a lead
Comet war crimes against a big Mac right now
I would be locked up in jail for breaking the Geneva Convention against a big Mac right now
the cameras
Yes, I've got the sound terminal. I'm glad I'm glad wait
What's going on? What's that? What's happening?
You can't prove it! You can't prove it!
Did bad.
Ah, screw it. Let's go.
Guys, I'm wondering what the idea is.
You deserve the big math.
Damn right I do!
Damn right I do!
Damn right I do!
Damn right I do!
I earned this big math.
I earned it!
I earned it!
Maybe even two Big Macs. Two Big Macs.
They guys be super casual.
We're gonna get 10 piece big nuggets.
Just in case I get a little hungry.
What kind of sauce?
What sauce are you gonna work with here?
Maybe ranch or barbecue?
Barbecue?
What about the sweet and sour one?
That one's pretty good.
Like a dessert nugget, you know?
Yeah, what if you just get icy and dip your nuggets in there?
Oh, that sounds pretty good.
That sounds incredible.
That sounds incredible. Yeah, that sounds good.
Guys, I'm going to get this back right here.
I'll be the bad guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm getting more than I should do.
No lettuce.
I thought the lettuce was only a talk about thing.
Was it also a McDonald's thing?
No, no, no. It's everywhere.
They just discovered it at talk about a thing.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I never heard nobody.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I got it.
Let us wait hold on that's a diary. Oh, I gotta move the lunch for my big back
Oh, I don't want I don't want to expose it. I don't want to expose it diarrhea
Where's the guard? Give me a second. He's right. I'm looking right at him. I just get tons of McNuggets then is that safer?
That's safer. I don't so there it is though. Okay
I'm gonna get extra shredded lettuce
game
pockets. I'm going to love the game. I'm going to love the game. Okay, bring, bring, bring
it. I need to somehow get in. He doesn't he dropped the key card. So last time I found
the key card it's in his office it's on the it's on the table back there. Wait are
you sure? 100% positive. Are you sure? I'm 100% sure just like the lettuce it
Go ahead and get out of here.
You said it?
Go through the back door.
You deserve the last teeth.
I deserve the last.
OK, I'll be back.
I'm scared.
You guys are scared.
Don't be scared.
Papa be just here with you.
Papa be just here.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
You promise?
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
Papa be just here with you.
Papa be just here with you.
Oh, you having a fun time?
Travelling.
Travelling.
Shoot.
We do.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's just.
You're not Robbie the bank share.
Does everybody have a mask on?
No, no, I don't have a mask on.
No, I still have a mask on.
Should I have a mask on?
Go inside from the front and case it.
And case it?
Follow up.
You can have a case.
You might grab a case.
Put it all around it.
Case of Fresco.
Case of Dia.
You guys are giving Peter the thermal drill yet.
We can't.
We can't the key.
If we get the key.
I lost the bank manager.
What?
Am I oh?
Okay, we're okay the big man
He's wandering off the street with his hands tied behind his back. Okay. I'm at the door. I'm at the big door. We have the drill I
Got the drill I got the drill
It's in the office. It's in the office.
I'm looking for the key card. Stand by, stand by, stand by.
I'm looking for the key card. Stand by, stand by.
Stand by, stand by.
Can we find managers?
Guys, guys, guys, chill out, chill out, chill out.
I'm looking for the key card. Just stand by, just stand by.
Oh, damn, the cameras.
I've got to let go. I've got to release the camera.
The camera's changed.
Don't release the tiny tooth.
It's feeling very painful.
I said do not fuck hold that fuck soldier. I'm all that fuck a full clean full clenched
So I'm gonna see the manager anywhere guys is it always the same guys in the ball guy
No, no, it's just like a random item. No, I have the ball guy. You're great am I the place blue?
We're I don't see he cut good. I don't see anything
Lemon lemon saw it last it was in the office on his desk. It's on his desk
I found it. We I think I found it. We we come to the couch. I got I got wait. I can't pick it up
I put your mask on
Take the mask off. Okay guys, you see the mask off
What I thought I thought I thought it I thought it I mean I mean I mean oh this guy didn't get this guy here I kill him
for killing. Keep that pussy. Oh,
it's not too alarm. Come with
me. Back in the course. Yeah,
we're gonna put it outside. I'm
gonna put it in the church.
There's a civilian who's giving
me permission to shoot. You
bitch not crazy all right okay stop it oh shit what the fuck you know I'm
gonna come come come come come control did you ever see a Santo
fight on TV his mask man is cool right
you guys are fair it we have got the body
weird thing you said on the radio
I feel bad about this all about the birds.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm going back to the security room.
Now what are we doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, now they can't fuck with us anymore.
What do you mean, why not?
So we just gotta keep, we just gotta keep everyone down.
We're bringing everyone into this room.
Wait, wait, wait, what about the cops?
What about the cops?
You only can one more cop, can't we?
No, no, no.
No, no, it's not the same.
look at the top right we that means we have one so that's a bank manager oh
that's okay we guys come through here hey we guys come through here what do you
guys come with me towards the back yeah baby I usually come on I should take
down the prisoners like don't like take them down but don't take them out what
kind of suppressor did you put on your gun those things are it's a pro
back to what the other back okay we're gonna shoot another dog I remember the other dog
you gotta grab her on it when we in the front door all right one of them one of them
one of you guys needs this one that's the room that is the room where those ladies can push the
button the ladies room the ladies room the ladies room the ladies room the ladies room
one of you needs to be in there a lot of people are calling the ladies room man no
Okay, we now I'm allowed in there. Okay
The cameras are off the guy watching the cameras dad. No the cameras are still and don't be seen the camera the guy wants
Okay, now this this is a lady you might want to shoot this lady. You might want to shoot
Are we shooting the ladies inside the inside the room?
Time up
I
stay down we need to to say we need to to say
you should listen to each one I know I know I got to get them all to see move
everybody to a back room but I don't think we get all of them are not tight
you can only move them if they get as it might have a guy stay in the room
me here we're gonna give the drill somebody stay in the main room I gotta go
We were to kiss them to shut them up
Kick them kiss him kiss him
Open mouth
Don't get seen by people outside
B-hundred and fifty five seconds I will get one
It's gonna take them next year
How many minutes is that?
At least seventeen
of these 20 minutes.
Don't fucking move.
We just killed these guys.
We just got cables left.
See me if cables are out of the way.
I don't have cables on the button room.
I don't care what you want.
Nobody move.
One with the clown.
Don't fucking move.
Be still.
Quiet.
I guess.
Get out.
This guy's way too into the kissy.
He's requesting another kiss.
Another kiss?
This guy's gonna miss.
Sweet.
Obviously with you.
Obviously with you.
Which one?
This guy right here.
This guy right here.
Double kiss.
We love you, Shire.
We love you.
Oh, you're a good human being.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
He loved it.
He wants to join me.
But, okay, okay.
Maybe we'll think about it.
Yeah, we'll see what it is.
We'll take it back to me.
Oh my God.
Wait.
Stay still.
No!
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
My connection's been lost.
We've been D-D-U-Sed.
What?
They were you.
What?
I'm out, I'm out.
It's just you guys disconnected.
What?
You're D-D-U-Sed?
I
Know this D-dust
Lie on the ground or move and be in it
We do want us to beat our shit
come with me yeah it kicked me because it was it says non-consensual kiss I
felt like it was consensual oh no he was asked to do a double kiss I remember
you said it didn't he say it yeah I think he said it but I might have job with
the word I'm giving you a great story you're good name switch and you'll die
okay wait oh you watch all these guys I'm gonna I'm gonna go back over the
Seeing you can join back. You can't you can't do it back hop back in
Do I have to invite you we got 234 seconds on the field? No, just finish it finish this great
Throw a grenade
I just invited you throw a grenade penis
You sure that's the right one?
It's the tactical thing to do.
You sure that's the right one?
I went through training.
I went through basic training.
Are you sure that's the right one, sir?
Positive.
Positive.
You roll it out onto the street.
Give it a heavy bowling row.
Guys, give me a two to rob these ATMs.
I don't have the two to rob these.
I got body back cases back here in case we need more body backs.
We need a saw or something.
I think we need something like a screwdriver.
Or a saw.
screwdriver
Where do you keep the screwdrivers and saws out in this bank?
Take your time screen where she gets up. She'll press the button
We need more is there a way to get more down?
I don't know. I don't know. It's a real ball buster to who carries two cable ties
You know give me give me give you watch the guys. I'm gonna look for like a screwdriver. So I'll watch the guy
I'll watch the guys switch and you'll die. Yeah, what if somebody in here?
You want epilepsy or Tourette's? Yeah, you know me? I
Feel like that's not a good rule to have for every heist feel like I feel like we instead of Twitter die
We should we should see like that's right
Intentionally try to leave
Obviously like considering your medical conditions if you do have some if they do apply
If we deem that you have intentionally tried to leave and it hasn't been affected by medical
conditions that you had before entering the bank, then we shoot.
Like then we shoot.
If you're not like, unless you're literally, you have a slip that says you're medically
diagnosed as an aimless wanderer.
Get out of your phone.
I mean where there's money in this office.
Oh shit.
That's money.
That's money.
I'm in the front room, I'm in the front room, I'm in the front room, I'm in the front room.
You see, that's a better rule because then we're just returning into the original position.
I mean, that's not overly, I mean, quits or die, if you just scratch your nose and say, that's overkill, it's overkill.
It's not right, it's not right.
It's not we're lovers not you know
Terrorists still have a code. We still have a code. Yeah, the thieves code. We're not even robbing these people
We remember the same words thick as thieves. That's because these out of code
And they're also very thick because of all the bread we like think we're Latina thieves
Yeah, not like not like overweight just thick
Why?
He's got BBLs on him.
Double the rack.
Which is very in.
It's very in these days.
It's very in.
It's very in these days.
It's nothing good.
It's nothing that doesn't affect our ethics, our thieving ethics at all.
A thieving ethics.
The BBL ban is exact.
We're 45 seconds under the drill.
We're so close.
We're so close.
I'm so close.
This is dude we just want to say we did this first try first try
Technically first try since we've all got silencers on the other ones only this channel the silencer was the way
Good thing we did this to be able to afford the silencer
In God in God in God in goodness in good discrepancy in good discrepancy
What wait?
That's all I wait
The old man.
Please.
Gay putt.
As the thing I like about this game, over PAID E3 is that it lets you just sit here for 10 minutes.
It's just a thing.
What's wrong with you?
You mean?
Yeah.
Why is this guy getting off?
Why is he?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
He's getting nasty.
He's getting nasty.
Oh, wait.
PAID E3 is just a thing.
I checked in for thinking.
It doesn't matter who it is.
It's just a big game.
You can think for 10 minutes.
Oh, great.
10 more minutes.
We can change the setting so that it goes for 20 minutes.
More time for thinking.
More time for thinking.
Thank you, time.
That's right.
I'm telling you, it's just action, action, action.
At least in this game, we can just, like, let's run it second.
You know what I mean?
Like now, like, we got to be for all the drills and the things.
How would you know when you walked into this bank in the last 10 minutes, like
They don't need it.
Does no one want to make a deposit or withdraw it?
Four parties here, y'all.
Get off your phone.
I also like that we have the same four
Ken spaces that we say on RE-ME.
Four of the ten minutes.
I'm on it.
I'm making a note.
I fix the...
Make sure to roll the people over on the floor.
They're getting back to work.
They're getting back to work.
Yelling at them.
Stay down.
I fixed the drill.
I fixed the jail.
Is this thing not arena?
Guys, I'm ninja.
I'm ninja.
If I see any movement, I'm opening fire.
I better not see any movement.
No movement.
Fortnite dancing in front of them.
Dance on them.
Dance on them.
One person starts Fortnite dancing in New York, 2022.
and times square
i swear to
fucking god
i swear to god
wait, isn't that what she want?
isn't that, wouldn't that have been better?
not in this specific situation
it's not in this one
but you said in times square twenty twenty two
new year's eve
specifically
Hannah underscore k
underscore zero seven two two seven
Hello, Mr. Dot-Tack!
And now, for how long is this gonna take?
Exclamation, ma'am?
Today is my birthday.
What's the second?
It's gonna take 89 seconds.
And I know that you must be up every day.
Come the curse!
And that is the silence I'm willing to make.
You should be trusting me a little more, ma'am.
Congratulations, I curse you with...
I
Concerns
How close is the drink?
So what you're a monster I do what I do I do what I must do
people I'm gonna say too far be that's why it's a car it's I'm calling but take
it finish this one off obviously give it keep watching these guys for another 20
minutes I am gonna literally I'm gonna start killing hostages
Who said this game was better than late 8-3?
Who said it? Get them out of there!
Who said it?
I thought you guys had a hot tip.
I thought you guys had a real hot tip with this.
I'm going to say it.
You should have just done it on the hard.
You should have played on the hard.
I'm going to give you a level 1 drill.
We need a better drill.
Yeah, you could have played the drill.
Maybe I should look next round.
Maybe I should look next round. Let me look at my equipment. See what I got. I'm level 58 and we need 47.
Surely we got a little bit of this thing on the map.
Wait until we see what we got to do right after this, but you know, I forgot about all this.
What? We just gotta make me feel like K-3 is better.
What's going on? Where are you?
Oh my God. We did not bring a saw.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, oh my god, kill me right now please, what, what is this, oh someone's calling, someone's calling, just kill him, just kill him, oh my god this man is $24,000
listen oh my god I say we get like a little bit of money and we leave and we
I'm gonna have to eat my McDonald's during this rain while I'm open all this shit.
Dude, are you seeing what's seen on this?
That took like five minutes to open two of these.
We got a hundred!
You know what we need?
We need a saw.
Here's what we learned.
We need a saw.
We need to look through it.
We need to look through our equipment.
We need to see what we can get.
We need to do a different map.
This is Hainas.
I am bored out of my mind in this room.
Can't leave for two seconds without this dingus making a promise to give it you don't want to be back here either
Well, it would be better if you were back here with us to go a lot faster at least 25% faster
Do we just kill all the hostages?
Now we can all be back here opening
Then we won't make any money. It's 24,000 per hostage. All right. I made $1,500
So far my I'm gonna grow old and die my grandchildren are gonna have to finish this ice for me
This is ridiculous
Do you guys want to go you guys want to go back and fuck with the tools that we have
like a saw would have made it go so much faster I'm getting word payday one is
better guys with that is where the real fun yeah yeah how much I'd rather just
go loud at this point I just go loud oh you guys need the money guys we need this
Let's just get this one done now. We have a little bit of money. Well, I mean, can you go back here?
I'm gonna do anything. I'm sitting at my desk. I'm just enjoying.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Stay still.
What are you guys doing?
For 20 minutes. We'll be done. We're not doing this for the next one
I
Want you to come back to the assistant. I'm gonna watch us. I want you to come back and look at what we're working with
Okay, go back there look more
Okay
I'm going outside in two minutes
I'm walking out the front door, and I'm getting my akimbo unsuppressed pistols, and I'm opening fire
I give it swap with me swap me. I'm gonna come back and do that
Drop me. Stop me. Stop me. $800. Yay
All right, wait. Well, you have to subtract the $24,000 if you're a loss from killing disability
It was five thousand it was five thousand. Oh god, oh it's 24,000
one last that was when we're playing on very hard guys guys yeah crime doesn't
pay I mean we make more money just working at the bank lie on the ground
I mean it's just applied for job here $800
Eight hundred dollars?
Pictures.
Oh it costs more than that to have the safety deposit box.
Oh, okay. I thought gold.
3500.
Okay, so the very first standard issue suppressor
is $9,000.
Guys, please tell me we don't split this money four ways.
We each hit the maximum amount of money.
This is not a real mission.
We're literally doing chump change.
Guys, I have to be...
I have to beat you. I'm opening fire. I'm opening fire.
Wait, I have to beat you. Wait, let me go beat first.
Whoa, I just got a huge money bag. I just got a huge money bag.
I'm opening fire. I'm blowing every window in this bank.
Oh my God, medals, war medals.
that's heinous yeah we shouldn't have played on easy but now you know what
easy's like it's not easy it's that even if this was hard this we would still be
sitting here doing it on hard if we did it on hard and we were opening these
crates we'd be getting 20,000 per okay well we go back and we let me let me
in the middle maybe something in the middle mr. heavy be maybe something in
the middle don't don't I was ready to go
down maximum I was ready to fuck it we're
doing it live you were we said fuck it
we're doing it live but just a little
less hard and so now we're that's what
we're doing we're we're doing fuck it
look we're doing it live just we
should listen to you we should listen
to you a baby thank you lemon
forgive us forgive us are you are
see I'm you've already been this is
Peanuts big big grandson peanut jr. The third house eyes going
Oh my god, we better go
I don't even think the job I didn't get anything
We better go guys it's getting a little crazy out here
It's that person's calling the cops all right listen grab that big
Okay all right I've got the bag let's get out of here where's the big ad where's
the big ad I come on gang let's all you guys I got a big two let's fucking go
Let's go
Congratulations
Do you have a bad gimmick no there were no I wasn't not a fucking shame
Split we split the money
I
We're getting word that whoever the highest level give me this word give me this word
Give me give me this word
The saw guy
He needs it by a nice bit
Give me the saw guy
Give me the saw guy
I'll be the saw guy
I'll be the saw guy
The saw guy
The saw guy
Holy crap dude
Dude was that just called a fake robbery from W now?
Don't be fake
Great work
Hold on lettuce
Lettuce
I gotta get the saw
Hey
hey okay now we got a little cash there that's enough for that's enough for a
little listen to that yeah maybe a little some some maybe a little some some
yeah
whoa I'm level one already guys what's it holy shit
quick send me another invite here yeah we're on the way
20 damage! I want 20 damage! 20 damage! oh my god
okay don't get living in here and let's look through our inventory
wait yeah I need to figure out let's spruce it up a little bit guys
up a little bit guys. Same code. Same code. I'm actually tempted to just buy the DLC so I can just
beautiful.
Um, I'm getting word that none of these are available even if I have the money.
so I can't upgrade my weapon unfortunately, but I could perhaps maybe, perhaps, literally
I'm leveled into pistols, literally.
Get this silenced, Jen.
There we go.
I don't see the, I don't see no saw.
Ain't no saw that I can get.
No, no, no, no, get the saw.
Upgrade the drill, they're saying diamond drill.
How do you get a better drill and a better saw upgrade?
Yeah.
Go to the saw, then you go to type in diamond drill.
The saw.
Hey, where's the saw?
I don't know.
It's by the saw tab.
Go to the saw tab.
Scrolling diamond drill the saw tab the saw to give us a tab specifically for size
It might it could
Oh, you got to unlock this all under enforcer skills, but where's that where's the enforcer skills?
So you can't even do the he saws in primary weapons
saw massacre so you can't even bring you can bring a primary one that's just an upgrade to the saw
i i don't know wait wait i got it i got it i got it it is a primary weapon oh i see it i see it
not enough cash how much is all i still i can't silence or damn it i got this oh is there anything
I can buy primary weapon
Low taper fade
That
Low taper fade. Yeah. Oh, damn it. Now. I'm just some fat. Oh belly
I have a skill point wait hold up where wait where my skill points. Where's my skill point John?
What's going on with that?
Spin the skill points.
Hold on now.
Hey, in your skill points mastermind, the first one
at the bottom called controller gives you
an additional four zip ties.
You master it, giving you mind.
If you don't tell me where the skill points tab is,
you set up a variance.
Inventory, inventory top right.
I got to go be inventory top right.
Inventory.
OK, I see it.
I see it.
Wait, what do I do?
it says yeah yeah enforcer we got it enforcer i'm gonna do we suck out or take or ammo specialist
well enforcer okay the controller what that gives us four extra what
what uh-huh what we go on
controller what i'm in enforcer with controller
No, go to mastermind.
Ohhhh.
Force or friendship.
Okay.
And then the rest do whatever you want.
You can now have two converted enemies at the same time.
Wait, you can like, hold on, wait.
Like convert them to your team or like convert them like now.
Now he's a lady.
How do you, or religion, or yeah, now he's, now he's a different religion.
Yeah, you know, he's Buddhist.
Now he's Buddhist.
Hold on, wait.
So this is a very spiritual game.
Is this, is this religious game?
It's a religious, bang-bang game.
Wait, hold on, do I have to be, wait, hold on, do I have to convert people to
Buddhism?
Wait, no, no, what?
The booty is God bless Buddhism I mean you and girls I mean that the BBL band
it's a good you must you must be a booty is the lady be practicing booty is
Wait hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm excited to see this conversion technique.
Power Rage of your Intimidation is increased by 50%, that sounds pretty good.
You said hey peanut my boyfriend is in the other room watching can you wish
Actually ammo bag something well that is their drills in there is ammo. Yeah, oh yeah
They throw yeah, they sometimes go. Yeah. Yeah
I'm gonna be the ammo boy. Why is cubic looks so sexy now?
Can I be that sexy? And also there's no way that hides your identity, there's no way.
Is that your mask for hiding your identity?
Hmm.
Hey, hold on.
Wait a second.
Wait a minute.
No offense but is this the fart guy?
What? The fart guy?
He do be farting?
Hey apparently there's ammo for the saw.
Bring that ammo back.
Yeah yeah I got that.
the ammo should I also get a sauce so both of us can go at it yeah two saws yeah
then you guys can saws her
saws are you gonna do it yeah
if we don't go loud two saws would be good because we don't need our primary
weapons wait wait what's we why are we not in the game
I don't think you're arguing our load out I'm getting this so I think you're
I see everybody, but you know I see a baby again a skillful. Oh, that's weird mind you guys game
Yeah, yeah, I see you all see me. I don't see I don't see lab and no no, I'll see peanut
Damn
Do is better than payday three
All right, I'm gonna select the high seat. Are you ready gimmick? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
I think it's just a graphical bug. Let's go. Let's do it. Yeah sure
Okay, back out right away.
All right, we're going real hard.
We, oh, I'm always real hard.
You kidding me?
Okay, wait, I think, hold on,
I think my game just crashed.
Oh.
Who said it?
I just need a second.
Who said it?
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Well, surely we're not gonna have to redo that again,
right?
Clearly.
Oh, I'm back. Somehow I am back. What the...
Payday 4 runs smoother? Is there a Payday 4?
No.
Why not?
I don't know. I don't know.
I
Y'all matters fuck Lamar same same
Same code same code
Seeding yeah, I'm seething
I'm seething
You see the right now
I'm seething
I don't
not you see anything I don't know how can you tell if you see you give me send me
how can you tell give me give me send me I know I'm using me a code to join your
game same same code same code same code same code same code only simple
okay guys guys okay I'm joining I'm joining joining I'm doing right now
I mean, I mean, hey, it's not the game game for the game is gimmicks costume
gonna work. That's what I was asking. It's gonna work. I think they're gonna
see that disguise. They won't trust me. I've gone on so many runs. They've
never know. Yeah, in my regular life, I'm a very prominent public figure and
Nobody's ever connected the dots
You sure are you sure that'll work? I'm positive dude trust me on this
I'm getting word they pay
All right lock it
All right, so we're going stealth.
Of course, stealth is ten times better than shooting every time.
Okay, okay, just checking, just checking.
Yeah, not doing stealth is poo.
I mean, where the stars are loud.
Oh yeah, but we're not going to use them until we got everybody on the ground.
That's true, that's true.
But what if like the mailman hears it?
Plus I have to deal with it, that makes it quiet.
where someone mother in law calls.
The mother-in-law, I can do voices.
You can do voices?
I can do voices.
Okay.
Hi, it's me, Gregory.
It's me, Greg.
Hey, Mom.
Everything's fine.
Someone's mother-in-law, Mom.
I got a promotion.
I got a promotion.
Yeah, I can seize my mom of the law.
I got a promotion at work, Mom.
I got a promotion that moved me out of the poop. Shoot down down there to the processor the poop processor
Now it's a lot better for the day for the for the nasal infections. I ain't gonna get no as many nasal infections
See it's gonna be fine. Hey hold on wait
Yeah, you have a learning disability
No, no use double check. Yeah 100%
I mean did anyone ever mention learning disability like in your life like your mom or your teacher
Like dyslexia? No. I just hate eating. No, I'm good
Awesome we've done this before we're doing the same map
Is this not why we took the sauce? No
I'm so
here for the money I got a lock make the door from the
inside where's the thermal gel where's the thermal gel I got here
where did you kill Jiminy civilians lose the thermal
dried up I killed all the civilians we're not going to make
guys uh yeah yeah yeah yeah wait why I like to pick locks if
If I'm on the inside of the door
How's it make any sense at all?
It's what this doesn't make any sense at all
It'll be fine
On the inside of the door. I feel like I just build on login. Oh good news guys the new sauce only 400 seconds
Oh, I just went outside after big knocking and autograph the thermal thing but it's easy to somebody has already done so
Where is he?
Guys
Fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, get us off the fucking map
Who's the leader of this lobby?
Who's the leader of this lobby who is right in this job?
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Give it to me.
Give it to me. I come down here, but I think my health is low.
I'm a terrorist.
Don't worry. I'll just come down and give it to you, all right? No soldier left behind. That's my thing.
All right, this is going to be so much massive right here that it's invincible
and impervious to God's touch.
I made sense to me. I made complete sense to me. Why wouldn't he just be completely invincible?
There's some type of vimeo God that has it in the bag.
Alright
Okay
Alright, they're very strong. They seem to be quite strong. Thank you for the head job.
Okay
Okay, okay, all right
Back there is literally still not that
I'm coming I'm coming to pick you up and at the moment I get picked up
This is the dumbest kid in the ever done.
New map! New map! New map!
Get me off of that map! Get me off of that map right now!
Alright, what's the next map?
Um, literally any other map in the entire game.
You guys want okay, let's go. Let's go
Small local bank map where like you would need one drill that takes
450 seconds and then one drill past that on an iron bar cage
It takes about 350 seconds and then we get past that there's about a hundred individual
to a lot boxes that we can spend 30 seconds each for unlocking because that's the type
of map that I would like to play. That's the type, that's the type of map I would like
to play. I'm looking for a casino and I can't find it. Is there a casino or no? Just gonna
bring us into a big, bring us into like a grand. Guys, I have the worst in so I've
ever heard. I'm not even lying. My feelings are heard and I think you guys are about
to be. Oh, you guys aren't great at this game. What? Yes. Ridiculous. I just wanted to find
greatness. How does one define greatness if not one's one's indelible pursuit? For victory?
How about first world bank? First world bank? Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do
the first world bank. Yes, we can do. Yes, let's do first world bank. First world problem. Okay,
Let's let's just do it on hard. Yeah, that of
Extra extra extra hard sounds great. You can also rob a third world bag
It's a saw probably cut through a Tiki hot pretty good
I'd watch that movie I'd watch that movie
We'll sip a water. We'll sip a water.
There's D-Ward.
Okay, do we still, like, I don't even know if we need the same lowdown right now.
We're going in with the drill.
Maybe it doesn't look ready.
Okay.
Wait, is this easy mode though?
No, no, no. It's regular.
It's regular.
Four stars.
What's a four star?
It's hard.
Hold on.
Move on.
We all are.
We all?
We're all kind of hard right off the bat.
Okay, all right.
Okay, here we go.
After all of the-
All right guys, I'm so comfortable.
Look at how tiny these people are.
What?
Who?
Look how tiny they are.
The statues.
This is a kid.
Oh no, but that-
Wait, what?
That's just-
That's a regular sized person.
No, that is a tiny kid.
Look at those cute little-
He's a bearded teenager.
Wait, hold on.
Okay.
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Tell you that's the same size as our character models. Oh even proven. I'm gonna jump up there. Okay
Man, I had a mask up. Hold on. No, you are definitely taller
He jumped up there live and jump up there. No, you don't you know you jump on my head. Okay, and then
Are you on there almost but you're doing a great job you're doing a great job your crotch all over me
There is
Are you up there?
I don't even get up there
I don't even get up there
Okay
Now we gotta run the bank
I'll just stay right here
Don't do anything suspicious
Respect the flag guys
We gotta get the manager
Where's the manager at?
Back office
Forties
He's in his mid forties?
He's in his forties
You sure?
That's what the guy just said
said 40s back office black suit 40s
one man having some trouble getting back to you guys
well there's trouble they seem to be
got a worry that i have a gun yeah that's ridiculous
i don't happen one of them glimpsed me with a gun but it was just a glimpse
okay i'm gonna uh oh
we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine
exact copy of the Payday 3 map, except we're playing a game that was made when Jesus was
here.
Oh, but this one's better, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
I'm not certain.
Chop a bit.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
on the sadgy things okay ever no one knows what my job not know what I was
doing I thought you were gonna say I don't know okay how much you want to
compare yourself to the dwarves on you know when it's worth you I literally
thought you're gonna say planet sage you say a shaggy's prime shaggy is prime I
don't care how about you want to bury yourself to the dwarves on Sadgius
Yeah, not reading up is very arm
It is Haram, but I'm getting an extra ammo bag just in case I
Why are you bad at this Haram, but the ammo bag
They are very normal
Play cool guys play cool. All right
Give me you got your big nose mask off. Okay good
Oh
Okay
Maybe I
Saw you. How are we doing? Why don't we do a guy knock the guy out? What are we doing?
What are we doing?
I'm ready. We're already
What's up with all the damn water suckers?
Lock in guys. Lock in.
If anybody's hungry, I've got some jelly beans in my pocket. So just asteroid in the heist.
Oh, I would love...
Just some red ones.
It's a mix of riotles.
Oh.
Hammer right here?
Wait, just like an actual hammer?
I don't know if we're allowed to eat on a spoon.
I have arrived.
I am back and better than ever.
Welcome back.
I have acquired treasure.
You would not believe it.
Careful.
Again the big mac or no?
Careful.
Careful.
Me?
Is this a restricted area?
Yeah, there's a there's a security guard right there. Hold up. Wait, which area should I be? Which area should I cannot be at?
I don't know. Where are the stairs? Follow your heart. Follow your heart. Follow your heart.
Are you behind you? Why are the cameras here that I'm here?
Security guard behind you. I don't know.
I don't understand. Wait, aren't I just a bank patron?
Yeah.
Why are they here that I'm here at?
back when Jesus was still alive you were kind of watched even I think this is the
big manager look at my black suit I'm in a back off right but I'm giving my
best is the manager look at him hold on here my dear love oh
I'm not suspicious at all I'm not just they forgot my straw these actual bastards
okay how's it going up there guys have you found the big manager in the college
I found them. I can't do anything. I think I need to mask up. I'm putting my mask on. I'm putting my mask on
Look at look at look at give it over here. Look at there's two muscles right here, too
Well, there's four of them in here black black suit black suited
Don't blow our cover guys don't blow our cover
I
So last that's the last thing you think I think I think we got a mask up. I don't think we can do anything
We're just okay, then what let's mask up. Let's I'm gonna soon. I'm gonna see yours room
Masking up
I
Walk over guys noticed me. I'm looking at this guy in the face. There's no way. This is the guy's the bank manager
He looks looks like you know, I do one little rifle through his pockets
What are you back there? Hope you guys okay? I'll come grab the fucking key card fucking body bags
I'm gonna kill a mask up. I'm gonna tell that the guys in this office to get down. Okay
There's a camera right above
No, he's a lot
Yes, you're the blind guy doing it. I'm doing it
Do we have to keep on yet?
Wait, wait, wait, there's someone.
Someone see someone.
Okay, it's giving the whole room.
Get down.
Get down in the corpse.
Hmm.
Listen.
You gotta take out that security guard.
You gotta get the guy out of here.
Single shot.
Ooh.
Maybe shoot the camera?
I'm gonna shoot the camera.
I
This guy was the manager though. He did have
This guy right here look at him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we restarted come right through
I mean, he had a yellow card. I don't know.
No, there's a restart and I go to the management room.
I'm going to do the D card.
I'm just going to kill these guys and see if they drop a card.
I don't know. Yeah, these guys didn't drop a card.
Is the manager did drop a manager's card?
No, no, no. The guy on Lemon did.
He despawned, but he was right here.
Oh, you guys can't see.
We restart and we go right to this area.
We grab the card. Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
It's the guy with the fin, the fin back there.
All part of our plan.
That was a tactical failure.
Or longer.
So that we can succeed for future success.
It was a tactical failure for future success.
Oh, you know what you got to do.
Before we take out the cameras, we can go to the back camera room and take out the camera guy.
Oh, that's a good idea.
We got to take out the camera guy first.
I know that room's at, too.
Okay, I think we do that first
I think we do that first
Yeah, we go for the manager
Yeah
Perfect
I'm gonna go upstairs and kill the security guards
Well, wait until they can get the cameras
Watch, watch, watch, watch
Oh, the cameras change every time
I'm gonna spot where
They don't see me
Hey! No speaking Chinese as a jack!
I went into the security room security. They've got that's up here. I'm gonna show you guys
Do you touch the pizza that pizza's by?
Hey, no, you don't know you don't
Okay, I remember
Okay, I don't remember okay
Oh this don't
You're falling for my trap card.
You're falling for my trap card.
This guy's cool, he's cool.
I had an ace.
He's not one of us.
He may have seen me.
I can put him on the desk.
I'm good.
Alright.
Everyone in this game is blind.
I found the key card.
I found the security room.
You kill him, peanut!
That is really loud.
Peanut!
It was gimmick, I saw him!
Gimmick's trying to explain the Macarena's in the lobby.
He said, I'm gonna rob this thing.
I'm gonna rob this thing.
We do not as well as I thought they would.
Alright, alright, alright.
Inside me.
They're going to help us once you're in there.
Okay, this is the one. This is the one. First try.
Yeah, first try, first try, first try.
This will be our first try.
Okay, if we go on the left, it's a left, left, right, left.
Left, left, right, left, left, left, left.
Right, left?
Watch right here right here.
These guys are bozos.
Stay snappy.
This is a security room, alright?
Stay snappy.
Keep it tasteful too.
Guard me guys.
Oh we got guards coming.
Stay snappy.
Stay snappy.
I'm masking up.
I'm masking up.
They see fucking wall.
Picking the lock?
Picking the lock?
I'm masking up.
We gotta kill the guard.
There's a guard coming.
Hold on.
I'm killing him.
I'm killing him.
Just hold on.
Hold on.
Careful
Subtle and safe subtle and safe you might get there might be a garden. There's never a garden
There's a garden here someone's going bald. I threw it over the radio. This is stopping
So, what does this mean? This means they can't get us on the cameras. I gotta give me a lot of boss characters, man. Oh
Yeah
Sorry, I didn't answer it.
You guys already answered?
You answered?
I answered.
I answered it as well.
I did.
Is he weak?
Is he still alive?
I'll do one more.
Hold on a second.
I got a body bag cake.
The mainframe.
OK, I'm going to make a big screen.
Why would it let me view the cameras?
I don't understand.
I'm going to make some bags.
I'll give you the cameras.
Well, I can just do a backstop.
Is it because I'm not allowed to see them at all?
see everybody now. Wow. Okay.
This is science. I'm looking for the manager. Are those both
security guards? We know the manager. She got the other side.
Remember? But then he changes. He changes spots. I think he's
downstairs in the office. He's flirting with his subordinate
right now. He's a married man. That's a little weird.
No, no, no contact HR
In an appropriate workplace relationship occurring right in front of me. He just placed his hand upon her. Oh my god
Oh my god. What was she handing him something maybe he was my accident?
I can't see I can't see I was handing her was he was was she handing him the
Documents that he asked for earlier and maybe he was just a misplacement of the hand by accident
It's possible, but it seems like she might have ended in my ham sandwich
Oh, so maybe she's like a sandwich girl. What's a sandwich girl?
I like a girl who at the office who hands out sandwiches whoever asked is that official position at this bank as we said the
It's very very friendly and they have these sandwiches they pass out
I'm positive never been more positive anything life the this door is where we need to go
Do we get the manager yet?
No, I don't think we got to manage it.
Security guards and this floor up here seems to be clear.
Are you guys masked up or am I the only masked?
Are you guys masked up or am I the only masked?
You guys are masked, we're being painted or unmasked.
You balded.
Great pink slip.
Guys, if the cameras catch you while you're unmasked, does it actually activate the alarm
or do you just get escorted out on page V?
I think so.
I think right now aren't the cameras broken because I'm the camera guy yeah the cameras are broken
Well I'm wondering why the fuck were you ever not messed up
That's that's that's where you can't walk around okay
I'm being a hundred percent honest, okay
The boss is truly flirting with the woman in the open office area there might or might not be a ham sandwich
the open-air office. He's on floor one. Floor one. Maybe we can just take a picture of that
and extort him for the money to bank.
Guide me, guide me, guide me, guide me.
Lemon, Lemon.
Okay, so let me see him close to you.
Lemon, where is he?
It's me, it's me.
Lemon?
Where?
Where do you see him?
If that's you.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
Hold on, I'm going to mask up.
I'm going to mask up.
I'm going to mask it up.
Mask it up.
Isn't that him?
I
Know hold on I can't
If you see a ping-pong table, it's not there. It's bad guys
Which room which room is it downstairs downstairs come to me come to me. Yeah. We did the lobby
Like maybe
Me all through the map. Just tell me what camber this is in the bottom. Just tell me what came oh, I could see
Oh, I could tell you the camera
Okay, I'm good. There's a lot of okay camera 22
Bainty dose. Oh, I wait are you talking about the two guys in the left?
No, no, no, he's right in the middle. He's right. Oh, I see it. Yeah, that's a major for the English
That's an appropriate work base for Asia. Jeff. Do you see a ham sandwich or no ham sandwich?
Let me let me look closer. It's this guy. It's this guy right here, right?
I think it's the guy. Yeah that
He's not flirting with the lady. Oh, that's a lady. It's very ladylike. Do you do men?
What's going on? This is what is going on here enhance?
Sir neither of those people are ladies. That's not him. I see him. I see him
and then it's just a little incorrect.
Somebody is floating with a sandwich lady
and I see him.
I see him.
Yeah, we are going to have to do this.
He's not here on the camera's channel?
Is it time?
I don't know.
He's not here on me.
I thought you were down there.
Why do you think I asked you about camera?
Peanut, it's my wife, Tiffany's first birthday.
Could you wish cursor a happy birthday?
He's a pretty girl with a cracked neck.
I'm going to go down the first floor.
the lobby. Got the big manager on my back. What? Mm hmm.
I think it's suspicious for me to carry a dead. Oh my gosh.
Mm hmm. This dude, another inappropriate workplace. Yeah,
situation. Yep. Yep. Yes, situation, situation. And I
could tell she's uncomfortable. He is 100% 100%
she wasn't a horrible. Oh gosh. Look at him. The way he
puts his hand out towards her.
Oh, that wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That was me.
That was me.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's not over yet.
It's probably over.
Oh, God, she's a girl with a gun in the bank.
Should we notify the authority?
I think that's another probably HR situation to take care of.
Now it's over.
We have to go to the police or someone robbing the bank.
All right.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
We're watching a bank robber.
We started we started
Okay, just shot
Oh my god, I'm restarting restarting what I did look what I did to this guy
It's so close
I eat the fries, I've eaten the McNuggets, now I just have the Big Mac, and then I've got it, okay?
Then I can help with the Big Bobby.
Did you get the sweet and sour sauce?
No, I did not get the sweet and sour sauce, no.
I told you to get the sweet and sour sauce.
I wanted barbecue, I wanted barbecue and ranch.
You could have one dessert, Nugget.
I want to go look at the cameras and get while I eat my Big Mac.
It's like a TV show and a TV show.
I'm going up to the thing.
You're going to be cameraman back here.
right here. I'm Gamer Man. That's him, that's him, that's him. That's him, Habibi. I'm the
Gamer Man. I'm better looking. Do we get him right now? Does anyone want to mask up? Keep him down.
He's on the move. You gotta hide in the room and wait till he's inside of it. I'm gonna mask up right
here. You have to hide the room. Yeah, I get inside of him.
Shhh.
Yeah, keep them back.
Okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can't we guys down? Can we guys down?
I'm answering his pager.
I'm answering his pager.
Then I'm gonna send a smoke signal to his family,
letting them know that he's dead.
Grab the card, grab the card, guys.
After that, I'm gonna send a carrier pigeon
to his distant cousins in Montana.
Because we're in literal 1942 playing this stupid game.
I can't bag.
Can you bag a living human?
I don't know I don't know you gotta kill them first can somebody Google that no actually don't Google that one
I see the server room. It's right here. It says we need a key card
Can I mask up brother? Yep. Yep. Yep
The power
Now she got an idiot cameras
We're rewiring the way I'm living a great delicate. Oh, there's three of them
Detectors I'm off grid. I'm eating a homemade granola. I'm about to build a cabin in the woods
No one's gonna find me mm-hmm. They make a homemade pickaxe and mine my own stone just to have
I do see you guys over there look there. They are guys
We're in some type of
Here you get three total I think
No way
What do you guys think I could leave the bank manager alone or do I have to just like babysit them?
Just babysit them. Oh, we got another one coming. What we got we have one more
Or are you zooming in?
How are you making?
Well, it's Dominican?
It's not Dominican.
Who's Dominican?
Oh, I'm not Dominican.
Are you Dominican?
I don't think I'm Dominican.
Oh, no.
Is Dominican a country or a place?
No, it's not a place or a country.
It's an idea.
Do you think you have the juke and bird?
It's an idea.
Oh, I found a blue bag.
The fruit loop bird.
Yes, on the floor.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, shit.
You guys, somebody did that.
Somebody did that.
drew on me so fast that was so stupid this guy shot before his gun was out of
his holster that was bullshit that was bullshit such a good run
wait I'm doing I'm doing my good not gonna help not gonna help fucking Billy
the kid over here
I
Just thermite in the coffee machine
What are we going for this we know we could recent we could reset it
Know the thermite is I feel like if we do it one more we could be
I just faced my food so I can actually have I see let's let's do it. We restart. I can help now
we do is it I'm gonna wash up I'm gonna wash up quick and then we're gonna
rob this bag also that the top might be dumb
impulse
he's gonna take a shower he goes full neutral wash because he just gets so
messy
I
Wait, there's an inside man here and we found the inside man. We haven't gotten to the inside. This is an inside man situation
It's an I am s
And Clive Owens could be stuck in the walls like a rat man slithering around we can cut him out and could use them
Oh my god
He's there. He's somewhere I
Think peanut is outside spraying himself off with the hose right now
I
Have returned now it is time to rob the bank. We barely really robbed the bank
How was a large five ten mcnuggets in a big man that was easy
I was not easy work easy work. That's easy work. That's easy work
It's a light snack to get going. It's a light snack to get moving
I mean little stacker on a little life in the little life in my step guys doesn't nothing crazy
Just okay little pep message light snack
It wasn't me you really ask that guard. I watched you. What are we out to right now? What are we doing?
Guys we I get your head out of your ass
Not guys just one the guy
Are they are they blind or they not blind cuz that guy was not blind
Well, they're blind but you can't go too close to buy if you touch them
Like if you like kind of finger the button, you don't find yet
He had his fingers out. I saw his fingers in my pocket.
I saw his fingers.
They keep your fingers in your pocket.
He had a lot of fairies' fingers.
Paint me a dream. Paint me a dream.
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
I don't know.
Right here.
Call me a hound.
Four of these. We need to grab every single one.
We want these.
Do I want to pick it up right now?
I don't know what those are.
I'm gonna go take care of the cameras.
OOOOOOOOH!
I'm gonna take care of the-
What's your care in your pockets?
Figures in the pockets! Figures in the pockets, Lemon!
I'm gonna take care of the cameras. I'll be back.
That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
Oh, God, guys!
This must be some type of magical house.
The door to the camera is completely gone.
What the hell?
Oh, it's here! It's here now. It's moving. It's over here. It's over here.
Really?
Can you magic outstair backstair over here?
Are you coming?
Over there's a security card coming over here
It's right here, look at it, right here, security
Oh shit
Oh shit
I don't know if this is a fun house
He's gonna see this guy that quick drew on
Lemon! Lemon!
Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him!
What are you doing? Are you high?
I can't!
I can't!
The cops aren't blind! You're blind!
You just bumped into that guy with a gun!
I didn't bump into him!
You see that?
I've got my mask. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. You're in charge of body duty. You fuck that up. Get that body down.
Listen, I just bought 10 Chinese finger traps. I'm putting them on all my fingers and I'm welding my hands together with them, right?
The manager is our target. Who lets creep to the bald spot? Get his key card.
Did he creep just because he was trying to bone?
and lemon you go get the body there's another security guard coming grab the
body oh my god oh my god my god my god my god my god my god I thought I was
the inside man you're the body guy you know that last guy the inside man or
the body and lemon just fucked up me doing that radio all right I've seen
like nothing matters happens that's okay but I was not able to answer the
radio because let me drop the bag literally on the guy you got to keep
your hands to yourself for right
am I can't do it myself don't let me stay in there you stay there don't you move
okay you jump into the mission the team you know I'm gonna be the camera guy
you're gonna be the camera guy that's you're gonna be the camera guy if I
the big man should get his key card do you see him look at I'm looking I'm
looking. Nope. Nope. Nope. Can it be on like a desk or how does he be on him? No, it's
on him. He's somewhere around here at this dog. Watch the civvies. Get down. Get the
floor now under control. Get that under control. Oh, shit. Which was the big manager?
time up. Come along. I get you out of the corner.
Check that room. Dude, he doesn't exist. He doesn't exist. I'm telling you, I went over
this whole place. Honestly, I think he I think he I'm not even joking. He might be outside
on the sidewalk. Are you serious? There's a guy outside on the sidewalk smoking a cigarette.
The bank manager was never in the bank the whole time.
Is this smoking a hair cigarette?
It's eyebrow hair.
It's not the bank manager smoking a cigarette.
Hold on.
Which one's the bank manager?
How do we know who the bank manager is?
He's in a black suit, and he's balding.
And he's on the phone.
He's on the phone.
Check if he's on the balding.
Not this guy.
Not this guy.
He's not balding.
Oh, I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
He's on the balcony.
Can I not mark or anything?
He's on the balcony second floor
Okay, we're moving
We're moving, we're moving, we're moving, we're moving
Take a left peanut
Hang on, hang on
I see him, I see him, I see him, here he is
He's running, he's running
I can't stop him
I can't stop him
I can't stop him
I can't stop him, I can't stop him
Get control, get control
All ahead of the guard, you did that
You did that
Everything's just like you left
I couldn't stop him to run
He just kept running
gimmick ran through the center gimmick gimmick fucking rules
gimmick what are you doing now man
he ran through the center of the rules
I was just standing still now
what what
I was just sitting here it was not no you guys dead
you guys fucking hide
this guy is on the run
oh my god
no no no no
I'm getting where you can't
I'm getting where you can't be
crowded whatever you want to get him down
Is that true?
I don't know.
I don't know. I'm getting worried that we can't afford to kill a single security guard.
Wait, why not?
Because inside the vault, we're going to need those calls.
We're going to need to answer those calls.
What does that mean?
How many calls do we get?
Four. We get four.
What the fuck?
I mean, hold on.
Okay, is it inherently the hardest?
One of the hardest ones?
Um, which is exactly what we want.
This is what we want.
I want to feel accomplished.
Do we not?
I don't know.
I want to feel accomplished,
but I also actually want to accomplish.
That's true.
That's true. Very true.
Listen, I found the security room and changed my distance again. I'm unlocking it now. I'll handle the security guy here
All right, so we're killing this. I see that I see we should we go in security?
No, no, no, just just tie him up, I guess how we tie him up without killing doesn't matter right after answers radio either way
Yeah, take this guy. Just kill it. Just kill. I'm gonna kill. I'm just gonna
I'm gonna need some help though for the bank manager. He's in a hot room. Hey, it's you to get me down. We're good
He's in here he's in here look at him, but what's the good? What's our what are we gonna do here?
Are you gonna do it are you my gonna do it
Get down get down
You guys hold the other room
Okay, this security guy coming this way. Oh good. I'm gonna go back. I was coming around
She's coming this way guys. Oh
Oh God, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh God. What's this?
You gotta come around this way. We gotta move. We gotta move. We gotta move.
Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go.
Put your mask on. No?
Hey, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could.
I'm gonna open this peanut.
If you have to step back.
He's talking. He's talking.
He's really walking around.
Anything we need to do on the first floor.
I think you have to do it because I'm not mad at step.
Did we get the wrong key card?
No
We guys
Guys the key card doesn't even go to the key card thing it does it does a baby's got the key card
It doesn't share
Open six
Killing the power killing the power
Which one dark there's two more of those
Maybe lemon and gimmick can find them
Boxes be I'll have a better idea actually what if lemon and gimmick sit in this room back here and like me like
Like just like sit there and then we go find them
I
Those are metal detectors. They're not even power. Oh, there's there's I see one. We're
There's art in the room, I don't know where it is though camera 38. Oh
Camera 38, let me see
There is no camera 38
I'm on it right now
I think
Look like I literally can't see camera 38 we can you can you move off the gear 38?
Yeah, I am I'm already off. I
Go from 37 to 39 I get
We have different cameras it looks like an electrical box. I'm in
is like a voltage symbol on the side that it's on a wall by us oh I found one I
found one open it up
to the
music in this map is hot
no
I
do you see one more
one more
did you know what it is
I think I know what it is
what the hell is that
what what
why are they calling
it's just a random phone
it's a random phone
we need our love
I'm a baby. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Oh, guys, guys, guys.
Wait, he's blind, he's blind, he's blind, he's blind.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's the, where's the, where's the...
It's gotta be up here, right?
I don't know, I don't know.
It's gotta be up here.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Where's the...
I don't know.
Shit.
I don't know.
Shit.
Wait, did we just leave all those people in the room and they haven't called the cops yet
No, no, I tied them up
all of them
I thought it I thought it I thought it
Perfect perfect perfect edit edit edit. Are you wearing it?
You guys
I'm trying to get out of the employees on the war side.
I really don't think I can get out of the employees on the war side.
Where do we find the...
There's an inside man.
There's an inside man here.
We've got to find the game security code.
The game's acquired a key code.
Cat is mine or I'm dead.
So you need to find a 4-digit code.
Why are you calling me?
We need to find a...
It's genetic.
It's...
It's...
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Terminals have the 4-digit code arms.
Oh!
They're all by me. They're down here on the bottom floor, but there's a security guard in the room in the room
We cannot kill this guy
Wait, are we looking for again security codes? Okay, are you waiting on like a whiteboard or something?
Moving I'm doing overtime. I'm looking I see some yellow things down there
I
Got a family they're all down here. They're all down here
What do you see you're me
Is he on my side or your side
Okay, go down to the- they just choose one randomly and then you have to wait like for a moment.
Okay, I got you. I'm on it. I'm on it.
I'm- I'm starting the overdrive.
We got eyes on one- one- two- three.
Up, here's the code. One, one, three.
One, three. I- oh, we got it! We got it! We got it! We got it!
We got one, two, three.
Now, we're gonna be inside here.
What was down here is down here multiple security guards. There's at least three
At least three down here. I do we we how many radios do we have?
We have one house this lady doing what that
Those you
Inside
There's too many security guards down here we only have radio
You do a triple shot wait wait, we don't we don't have use the radio
I think if you sneak up on them and hit F
Are you sure I think they dropped their gun well they dropped their gun
She's our inside lady
We're giving her a kind of a money. Oh
God
The gates protect the vault area you have the code right
It's an older code, but it checks out that's a Star Wars reference
It is
In the code again
We're in
The two two key cards, what is it?
We are fucking mega mind evil villain of the year
Guards guards guards guards guards
And we only were one would be his reference to George Lucas's earlier film THX 1138
I don't know anything about that, but that's why he's...
Oh, the lady's behind us. She's watching from a distance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what that's about.
I don't know. She's with us.
What do you...
She was just trying to... She was just...
Don't shoot, but get him to...
I think this is our opening right here. I think we have to press sure
Oh
Not suspicious
The cameras are back on the cameras are working again
Let's have a separate camera
Oh
Those cards are the security terminal.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, why?
Wait.
You can keep Cardo the key panel by the full door.
Just a short window, so don't seal the alley.
Tell our contact is too hard.
Tell our contact is too hard.
Tell our contact is too hard.
Yeah, I got the keys.
Keep looking.
I got both keys, and I got the cameras.
Let's work, let's work.
There's one right here.
I get it all.
I need you guys to get it.
Oh, there's another one.
Careful, careful.
Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful.
I don't know.
Oh
I think it is per person
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Fuck it! We're going loud!
We're going loud!
How do you get past this?
We need thermite!
Where's the thermite at?
I'm going for the thermite!
We're doing this, we're doing this baby!
We're doing this, we're doing this!
We're doing this! We're not far enough!
We're not far enough!
We win the hell with the thermite at!
We gotta go all the way back!
I
What are all these people aim with that
Damn damn damn we were so close actually so hard don't back see so hard
We're trying to learn game and have fun like feeling after mechanics things like that. Wait. What's back see so hard
You don't mind. What's back see?
Oh dude, oh my god, our project has got a gun. She's got a giant remote
I have the termite you have a termite I have a termite lemon lemon
Yeah, we need a bag one more bag. Here's a
You won't let me grab this back
You call that lady a bag I
Guess we can't
Oh god
Oh coming barge, I'm coming!
Oh my god, I'm getting so close
Oh my god, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be
Placing it, placing it
Done!
This is a bridge!
Yeah, you do give it to me after
They're here
here let's do it between us 60 seconds
next battle next match how do you give her the shield guys how you kill the
shield guys we need to have them just right in the middle that does not work
oh no oh no give it give a guy you
not just rail them you cannot just
shoot them it does that way
fucking cut shield is dead!
So how long does this dude might take away?
There's a whole room to not fire for 20 minutes!
For a quick look, already you can get a light go to the general juicier!
Yeah, absolutely.
The turn I got.
have to unlock every sheet of one of these doors I'm playing I'm all that worry to me
we don't we don't we actually don't okay thank god thank god thank god
We have a...
That's right!
We have a drill! Stay down!
We get all of it!
Stay where you are.
Yep.
Is there anything we need to do with the saws in here?
Stay down!
No.
There are ATMs outside.
Follow me!
Oh!
Oh! What is that?
Oh! Oh!
Oh! What happened?!
Oh
The shield guys are crazy
Okay
Oh
You can literally see that doesn't go anywhere.
That's your guy?
Alright, go in, go down, grab a bag.
You're well white.
We're over there.
Hey guys, there's some bags you got through over there.
You see that?
Yeah, I do see that.
to go grab them.
That was so ugly.
Oh.
We got nobody left behind.
Nobody left behind.
Keep them caught.
Who's got ammo?
I got nothing.
I put an ammo bag back here.
Oh, way back down.
Go, go, go.
blow my hole in the wall quickly that's quickly okay there's money bags
in a room below you in the basement you gotta get to the basement I'm looking I
don't know where to go to get them okay listen it's very simple it's very
simple find the plumber okay works at the bank the accounting should have any
of the staff on speed dial written in her roll index in her private room probably in
the second floor of the building. As the plumber, because he probably has to go down to the
basement quite often, the exact route and for the key, a mold of the key to get down
to the basement. You get out to sweep them up, they get to sweep up a juxtapose so
you have to take the plumber out of the denger. Don't make it something cheap to
make an exception take the plumber out to the cheesecake factory and don't skip out on dessert
whatever you do do not ask for the receipt before he orders dessert let him decide whether or not
he gets dessert after that time make a bowl of his plumber's tea
where do you get the bags from the basement
he's right
I'm back at 138 boys. I'm back at 137. I'm at 135.
Get back up and go to work.
Hold it down, this is holding it down till they reach.
Mm-hmm.
Where?
Where?
Come on, we're going to the Cheesecake Factory WC!
We're going to the Cheesecake Factory, come on, gang!
We're going to the cheesecake factory.
Process check.
I'm going for it, I'm going for it.
We're going to the cheesecake factory, come on, gang!
if you die
if you die you gotta get me
I thought we killed that guy
wait
what is this guy doing here
oh shit I'm back I'm back I'm back
you did it
got another one I got another one
okay okay okay
I need help with you
I
I'm gonna I'm gonna try more. I'm gonna try more. Oh my god. Oh my
I FEW THIS IS INSANE!
I DID IT! I DID IT!
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah. Down here, down here.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Guys, you have 15 seconds.
Please.
I'm like...
I don't want to go to jail for four and a half minutes, please.
Just stay alive.
I won't be able to read out the society.
I'm going to miss my son's kids in here, huh?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm here, dude.
Here's the closet.
This is it, this is the finale.
Let them go, let them go, guys.
Let them go, boys.
You got this, you got this, you got this.
What?
What the hell is 7000?
Oh, there are the bags!
Open the bags!
To the wall that we saw earlier!
Put down the shaft!
That was the one you put down the shaft!
Can we put a lot more than that?
Put something down your shaft and you keep disrespecting me like that!
How do we do that?
Yeah, we put like 20 down the shaft!
There's only like 5 here!
That's true, but...
I can't even get in there, huh?
I'm not sure what the stairwell
the cops stole our money those guys are the real
teams they're just they're just bugging into each other
75k
guys why is only $7500 in the bag
that actually is a good 5,000
Oh
We gotta go. We gotta go.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't leave a single dollar.
That's not single dollar boys.
Every back every back.
49 seconds.
right now. Well actually it's one since he has it right now.
Put the bag, put the bag.
Oh that's moving.
That's moving.
Fuck yeah!
Alright alright.
Alright!
Good one team!
billion
How much did you guys get last time I feel like that's low only
We also got 1.5 million in our offshore account, so if we ever moved to like Puerto Rico, we could buy a mansion
35k negative. Oh boy. That was hot. That was good. That was good. That was good. Good work.
Oh wait, oh wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait. Yeah, I forgot, where we go?
It's an American territory. You'd have to go to, well, that's technically off shore,
doesn't say out of the country, this is off shore. That's true, that's true.
That's true.
That guy, you're the stupid one.
He ain't say out of countries and I'm short.
I gotta paint.
Oh, Bolivia.
I don't want pink.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me choose.
Let me choose.
I choose.
Itty bitty, mighty bow.
Catch a tiger by his toe.
If he hollers, let him go.
My mom said to pick the very best one.
You are not it so I got to do what we need to now any many my
All you could have got a new mask
Was the prize of D-Doc attack I
Just lost my face. No, no's revolvers kid
fantastic fantastic you could add a mask or new weapon those are red those are
You would it decide what it is whatever you choose it trust me baby. Did he baby explode? Let me be like a DDoS
Baby, oh
Mr. Marie
Good, oh man
But hold on guys wait heavy bees down guys have babies down these actually like for real down
Yeah syndrome
I'm clear. I'm clear. More investigation needed. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, is his stream down? His stream is down. Work, work, work, work, it's down, down, down.
We still got that money though. I mean, yeah, literally completed the run. We still got
that money. Um, I'm telling you, this is an old game, and he hosted the lobby.
There's a decent chance that somebody can get his I.P.
Yeah, there's been some trolls in our chat that could, you know, take their, you know,
you get one unbalanced man, didn't get his pick up his medication, has a little technical
prowess, Bing Bang Boom, Habibi Da...
His whole stream's down, though. It's not just the server. They didn't beat us,
server his whole streams down I think it's all maybe he's getting D-dust but
that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying is remember when I got D-dust left
for dead because I hosted the lobby so they got my IP although this is this
isn't as old as that this is like what 2010 right how old is left for dead
Uh, what were we playing?
Leftward 2?
Yeah.
Leftward 2?
I don't know.
It's 2008?
I'm not good at this.
Oh, yeah.
I got to Google it.
I got to tell you.
I bet you leftward 2 came out first, but I don't know for certain.
They win or get to.
Oh, his Wi-Fi's are down.
We're dead to come out.
2009, when did payday 2 come out?
Well, no, he didn't get DDoS.
He said his Wi-Fi's down, and it just full, if he got DDoS,
would have been like he would have started lagging first we would have
heard him chopping up in discord and then he would have slowly went down it
sounds like he just got pulled
is that?
is that?
and then he would have started talking in a robot voice
ah e ah e
and then there would have been signs the lights would flicker on and off
and the bus would arrive
the dream with the bus doesn't run this way through your future and past
my
my
what oh no internet no internet suba thought he's not talking like a robot
I need to get DDoS'd.
Y'all are awesome.
It's cause.
Wait, are we sure this is a BD though?
Are we sure?
It doesn't sound like it.
All right, hold on.
OK, all right, let's get that one.
I don't want to hide it what ends.
I don't want to hide it what ends.
I don't want to hide it what ends.
It's a little better to you.
Yeah, listen, do you guys all get your money or do we lose?
No, we got our money.
We got our money.
We got our money, yeah.
OK, OK.
OK.
I'm telling you, this is a chance you got to get it.
No way did we get our money? I mean we got a buddy. Yeah
16 levels in the one go that before I got 1.5 million in my offshore account 375 cash and
The skill points that I can use right now
All right, well, I'm talking my router and all that back in yeah, and
and all of you guys know what I'm at.
All right, well it sounds good, good luck.
I'm not hosting a lobby on this game.
Listen, it's not a DDoS,
but we're also not gonna be hosting.
DDoS, DDoS, DDoS.
Ah, it's, oh no, I am not hosting a lobby
this game absolutely not so I mean we might as well just take it you know one guy yeah
Wait hold on
The last time we were playing Left 4 Dead 2 a white hat hacker came in
Force joined our lobby and told me not to host a lobby or I would get denossed. I then disregarded him
post to the lobby and
Then my internet was down for three days
Are you serious? Yes. Yeah, that's how it happened if that white hat hacker is here right now
Now force yourself into our lobby and give us another warning
You must have another warning!
You must have another warning!
White hat, white hat!
Imagine not listening?
Yeah, next time White hat can tell me something, I'm doing exactly what that motherfucker says.
I thought he was an idiot.
I said, get out of my party.
Get out of my lobby.
I'm hosting this fucking game.
Whoopsie.
How did he address himself?
He's like, I am the white hat hacker?
No, he didn't have his mic on.
He was in Lebanon, too.
There's a lobby chat.
So he goes, I think he's in someone
on the line, there's a peanut.
Don't host a game.
Honestly, that might have not been a white hat hacker.
that might have been your guardian angel.
A little guardian angel keeping you safe and sound.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Aw.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Not really a white hat if he's doing DDoS.
DDoS. No, he wasn't saying if you host a lobby, I'm gonna DDoS. He wasn't blackmailing me not to host a lobby.
He was saying that Left 4 Dead 2 has a public forum where it lists the IPs of all public lobbies.
And he was saying if you host that lobby, it will be then added to that public forum
with someone who is not a white hat hacker, can then go get it. That's all he was saying.
Hmm, that's what he was saying. That's what he was saying
Wait, so, well, okay. Well, we can't play this game until he becomes back and risks his own internet, so
Should we go play payday three guys? I'm not gonna lie to you. I
Honestly payday twos I think I can get more into it
Or we can go play like a like a
a friend stop game or whatever little friend slot we could play a sponge game
you can't play that game.
Limit we have to download it.
Honestly yeah you guys do whatever if you guys if I don't have it I can wait do you
don't have it actually you want a sponge game no I can't get it no we got code did
Do you use any of the codes yet or give them to anybody?
Uh, I think I've only I don't even know if I've used the code you said me.
OK, all right.
I don't know. Yeah.
What would you guys prefer?
A friend slot game or let's just do let's just maybe just do a friend.
Let's just you guys friend slop or payday three.
From with payday three is the limit is going to have to be downloaded.
It's going to take 10 minutes.
And then he's gonna have like 30 minutes before he's got to go tuck his children in because they go to bed at midnight
Your children go to bed at midnight
Yeah, he's a very bad father. They're midnight children. I've got to give them a their midnight kiss
And the Prince love game will take 30 seconds to download two things number one
number one
Midnight's a little late
I think and number two it's gonna be pretty hard to give them a midnight kids
Considering it's 108 the morning
Well, I'm we're in the past or the future
I have depending on how you look at it and I would appreciate it if you don't question my parenting my children love the midnight guests and
They'll though someday they're gonna be like mid-level managers at like a retail store. All right. They're very smart children
Okay, okay
Okay, let's go play some friend slot. Let's go play. Let's go play. Let's do a fun game. Let's do a fun game. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it
Sponge break. Yeah, sponge break. Is it out yet officially or no? I
Think when I originally it wasn't now it is but this coach is still work
You know, it's his comic students. It is not out yet. Ooh
Exclusive exclusive
Exclusive first first thing in here first thing it right here
Okay, I said to find that code
I'll recent it to a recent it. Yes. Yeah
Yeah, okay, we actually
Wait, I wait I see that you see me to college. I'm gonna use the first one the BB. No, no, no, no
No, that's the one I said lemon use the one I was okay
I would not use that one that was a prank. I tricked you ha ha ha got you a little you've failed the test
You failed the test
Wait, I failed bro majority said payday 3. I don't think so
You guys say P3
We can play pity 3 as well later, but Lord of mercy only fuck everyone said payday 3
Let me just do it. We just do a pull that doesn't sound right. Well, if we play baby three living can't play
We'll probably then I think we're gonna be fine because I I'm pretty sure that my pieces guys talking out as booty hole
Um, I'm doing a pull on twits. Let's see, okay. Oh, okay
The pull is up, pull is up.
Yeah, it's currently a 71% friend slot game.
Okay, so he was talking on his butt hole.
You blind sir, you just shout in braille
and you just couldn't read it fast enough?
You know what, that's why I went a wise.
That's why I went a wise.
Why in braille?
That's why he went to braille.
Yeah, he's probably had to feel him
And since it was going so fast, it'd be voting.
You probably couldn't feel it fast enough, you mean?
It's shocking that playing the same level over and over
and over again, while we sneak through the same bank,
tying up guards for six hours didn't win the poll.
Hey, that does a pretty fun game.
Oh, I love Bay Day.
I'm going to be like, I love it.
Well, I got a sponge break.
I.
I'm now in.
OK, I'm I'm sorry.
The game is 2.2 gigabytes to have a second.
There's seventy three percent want front slot games.
Twenty seven percent want payday three.
OK, all right.
OK, OK.
All right.
OK.
He doesn't read YouTube chat lol
So what is this game we're a couple sponges, but yeah, we're like SpongeBob. Oh
I love SpongeBob. Mm-hmm. So we got SpongeBob Patrick
The burger guy
Yeah, these the burger
You know the famous burger
Burger man famous famous famous burger extraordinaire
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Burger Man extraordinaire
Yeah, you're thinking of Starfish, Starfish gentlemen
Burger extraordinaire gentlemen
And, and, and, um, and, and Mr. Money
Mr. Money and the squid
Mr. Money, Burger Man extraordinaire
The Starfish and Squidley
Mm-hmm
You know, the classic SpongeBob characters
I know each one
Classic, very...
Classic Spongebob characters.
Classic Spongebob characters.
Hmm.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm inviting you.
I'm inviting?
Wait, by the way, before we play this game, I just want everyone to know
this was gimmick suggestion.
Just in case it's...
I am inflating you.
Yeah, gimmick is who was telling me before he's like I love this game. It's gonna be a banger
No, I remember what gimmick said he said I have a hundred hours for this game. It's absolute banger
Remember that what yeah, I remember that I don't remember that at all. He said it's an absolute banger
He said he's been doing deep dives in just like sponges to understand sponge stuff
He's been doing sponge lore
He's got a sponge
it yeah all right yeah I don't think I'd choose this category on Twitch can I oh
we can okay yeah we can play it but don't show the screen though it's still
it's not out yet they don't want it to just be our voices wait okay just okay
just our voices we can simulate the the sounds that the game makes yeah I think
I did not need to offend you. I did not listen. I would never want to say anything
to offend you. Right? Okay. Alright, but my country, my religion and my hobbies are
better than all of your versions of that stuff.
Starting to get straight.
You literally are the same country. We are the same video games. We have the
same hobbies and you live in Texas so there's no way or anything but Christian.
So what the hell are you talking about?
No he's what is it booty booty you got me all right you got me okay all right
We'll call it a draw. We'll call this one a drop
We'll call it a draw. We're gonna drop
All right, come on boys. Come on my little sponge fellows. All right. Wait wait wait. Say you push the top
We put we push we were talking to the game
We're talking to the game
Oh, never mind. We're not talking to games because Liv and I are in the same room.
Oh, yeah, never mind. We are talking to games. It's gonna be amazing!
Okay, all right, we're talking to...
Oh, no, I...
Get out of here. Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Dude, the music is so loud!
I want 20% music volume!
Even at 5%, it's pretty significant!
I would do zero.
I can't hear you. I can't hear you maybe we need to set our microphone. Oh yeah, set
your mic. Mine's in the wrong one. Okay, guys. Hello. Can you hear me, boss? Can you hear
Yes.
Oh, OK.
We're talking the game, I want to see if I can hear you.
Hello, hello.
Can you hear me?
It's me, Christopher Columbus.
I've sailed to seven seas in search of a new world.
How do we, how do we?
Why did you get diseases to all those people?
I'm from Easter, my god.
Why did you kill all those people with diseases?
Shit.
Oh, my god.
I'm just untagged.
I didn't know. I didn't know about the Regulatis, but I did some real bad things.
What did you do?
I'll be changed.
I'll be changed.
I'll be changed.
There's gonna be songs about me.
Wait, there's gotta be a way to change our character.
In the trailer there was four delicious little sponges.
We're all the same guy?
Hold on.
We're all the same guy.
Screw it. Let's go.
Let's go.
We're the same guy.
Get out of his back, you boys!
Oh wait, here we go.
Double jump space bar.
Oh man, the sound effects in this game are very sponge-like.
Oh shi-
His shot!
Get out of my way, boys!
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on!
Alright, alright, alright.
Oh, we gotta get on the paddles.
Yeah, oh this is a storage unit. How do we paddle?
We pull, we pull, we pull, we pull all the time.
How do we pull?
Please do not punch me, sir.
I'm not trying to punch you, I'm trying to pull.
Now, hold on now.
How do you pull?
Get out of there, you murdered it.
Oh, sorry guys, why are we even talking a game? It's not even fucking directional
You're right. Let's talk like I said, let's talk in this call back to this point
Back to this court or back to this court. All right. It's not even directional. It's the same thing. It's talking to this one
Directionals not directional. Wait, how do we move this thing? We pull I can't pull on the wall. It's giving so tiny
We're sponges look at how much water I'm getting right now
Oh my gosh, how are you pushing the boat? I don't understand how you do it dad
So you guys are breaking our boat look at our boat. How do you push the boat?
Okay
Why are we destroying the raft?
I did all the water on you guys.
Wait, how do you...
I don't know.
Push it.
I can be pulling along.
Oh, I see. Okay, you pulled a raft.
It's not a push, it's a pull game.
Hmm, well that doesn't make no sense.
Maybe eventually there's a current.
I think once we get out, there's a current.
Why is he coming toward me?
Oh my god
I got it. I got it unstuck. I can work it right
I'm about to get full. Yeah, we got put over here guys. We got put over this way. Oh shit. Oh, you can't oh big way
Help help give me out of the water. Do you know I got a little leaving behind?
I got you
You don't do it quick
But we are weird
Lemon you're just staring at me
Where are you?
I'm floating away
We don't see you're behind you
Dude you what
You get the hell out of here
No Lemon we have to punch each other to get rid of the water
Oh oh
Wait do we want the water?
No we don't want the water and what just happened
I got her all the way up
Let me into the water!
You guys just watched me.
Blow away.
The water's your health.
Every sponge needs water to survive.
Otherwise, look how dry and crusty you are.
Well, I'm dead.
And the raft is almost dead.
We've got to get the raft up here.
Okay, pull the chock.
Okay, we've got a chock right here.
There we go, there we go, guys.
I've got a deep hip. Sponge fashion. Oh my God. Sponge fashion. Sponge fashion. Sponge
fashion. Sponge hot. Sponge hot. Oh, I look so good. Oh my God. I have hammer. Very good.
Here we go. Here we go. I don't where we put the wrap. I think we need to take the
raft. Yeah, look at those gates. Let's see. No, nothing. There's no way. Oh, there's a lever
up there. Don't keep the raft in the water. Push the lever. Oh, yeah, I see it. I see
it. Yep. I see how we spawn at the beginning of the map. So the raft is going to be
dead in a second. I think we're supposed to all three pressure button at the same
time we all for this button I don't know that's gonna be a problem oh wait we
have to push all three at the same time ooh that's gonna be a problem you guys
let me look at him all what's his target for you dig you can pull yourself I
don't understand what the hell is going on how you do that well you need to
revived me somehow.
Wait, are you still not back?
Revive you, no?
I can't, I can't respawn.
I'm dead, I'm dead, dead.
I don't know anything.
Listen, I'm gonna, let me dive down, maybe.
I don't know if I'm gonna.
Maybe you're at the bottom of the ocean.
Yeah, find him, find him.
I'm gonna look for clues, sponge clues.
I'm gonna fill up the story.
There's no sponge mystery afoot.
There's a sponge mystery.
We restart well I think we got it you got a problem these buttons these buttons gotta be something
Oh
That mod is time on anyone being fucking annoying over there
I don't think you should I don't think they oh wait there's my great stone over there
Where look look there's a great show right there. Where where I see it I see it I see it
I don't see all the rest of us at the same time
Very simple
All right, three, two, I'm gonna go with this guy, but I think you just hold it down.
Okay, am I the left one?
Yeah, we got him!
Oh my god.
I looked as a current I had, so we don't have to push the raft.
Oh thank god.
And the raft is about to strike.
Okay.
It's a very difficult game.
Very good.
Very good.
Very good work everybody.
I'd say, oh he's one right here.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, there we go.
No, I have no foul.
No, it's one team.
Okay, hold on, let me grab, I'm gonna grab the D-Fib,
I'm gonna grab these items, we're gonna want these
before we hit the button.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got too much water box to refix it for you.
I don't got no water at all.
I don't got no water at all.
I don't got no water at all.
Let me fix it for you, let me fix it for you,
I
You should be good
How are you pushing the boat?
I don't understand.
I don't, I think he has an explainer.
He has an explainer.
Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys.
I'm moving right now.
I'm moving right now.
Oh, thank god.
How are we moving?
Oh, shit.
Peter, Peter, Peter.
Oh, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Oh, good, good, good.
All right, hands up, boys.
Wee!
Oh, lord.
Wee!
He's falling apart!
I'm still not as dead as you are with the peddling, dang it!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I believe the wrap
So one guy has to be off the wrap just swimming alongside it
Okay, guys
O wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Repairs, repairs!
I, I, I can't, I can't touch the rest! I can't touch the rest!
Hey, I'm not even proud of it!
Well, look all the repairs up here!
Where should we use it?
I grabbed the repairs.
I got some repairs? I got repairs?
I need somebody to, uh, speed. I need somebody to punch me.
Okay, got okay?
Got you, okay, here you go!
You welcome, you welcome, you welcome, you welcome!
Welcome to the rap boy, we need one person in the water
I have too many kids
How do we use it?
Watch TV over YouTube and also
Talk about the people that are here
They should be like
Oh the hammer, maybe use the hammer
Maybe the hammer repairs the rap
We have to repair we're already practically dead
We can't even start
B. I'm already back to movie
They don't have to pull the raft over this barb wire the nail
Oh
No one else help me was only my own intuition
Oh, oh, it's healing if you keep doing you do right there. I'm hitting the hammer on the nail
Oh
It's not a weapon. It's a tool. Okay, look it we got a little thing right here
Only way you could just push it too
Oh God, how do you push it?
You all raps are going to take much more than boys.
No.
Don't worry guys.
I might be dead but I'm, my body's drifting behind you guys.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh no.
You guys just get, my body's just right behind you.
Oh shit he's out of sight.
Don't worry.
I'll be there in about 15 minutes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait a sec!
Let me know some secret paddling technology in this episode with the class!
I did not know!
That's a paddling, man. He's a paddler.
He's paddling! He's paddling!
What have we said?
I don't know. I'm literally doing away.
I mean, you have to press the button, dumbheads.
Anyway, we have to get the items.
I'm looking at the controls, guys. All right?
Oh, well, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. There's a hook. There's a hook. And that's it a hook in the pot
Okay, I'll go grab the chocolate
Listen everybody saying oh you can grab the walls. You can't grab the walls. You can't go back the walls are ungrabbable
Oh
We all have a defibrillator 81 virtually. Oh, no, I got it. I got it. I got it. They float they float
Damage just sitting here. Oh, oh, they look precious button. We're personal that one
You can pull the raft if you're
Are they in there?
Getting your feet up.
Bring me out, bring me out, bring me out.
Go right ahead.
Thank you.
You're nice and right.
You're a happy spot.
A dry spot is a happy spot.
That's right. Nice and crusty.
Okay, we're straight.
You just ride it out.
Oh, shit!
Where's the raft?
Don't worry, boss. I got it. I got it.
All the items are out of the raft. All the items have fallen out.
Get him! Get him! Get him!
I'm going to see outside the raft.
I don't think I can see out for too long. I think I get too wet.
Hot and bothered. You mean?
Did you get a little too chipped?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just died!
guys.
Guys, got my body, got my body.
Okay.
I got you.
He's up to the wrap.
You got it.
Thank you.
Oh, guys, guys.
I got a D-Fib.
I hope I have insurance.
Okay, thank you.
You can't stay on the rock.
You gotta...
This is hard.
Okay, who moved this over there and how did you do it?
I watched the trailer for this game.
I swear they were paddling.
I swear they were paddling.
There's no way that this is just right.
There's no paddling.
No way!
Oh my God!
Hold on, I'm looking at the controls.
I think it's only the water.
I don't know, is he punchy, punchy?
I'm going to hop on and grab you ready?
Okay, do a light grab.
Light grab?
Okay, then we grab you.
We grab you.
You grab me.
You grab me.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
We still have the hammer wait, we don't have the hammer
Wait, I want to test them. I assume this fire drives you out fire dries you out. Listen. You got two more nails over there
and she's gonna die by the power
I'm gonna make a life for myself here
Okay, if you wanna say maybe it might have to do with weight distribution
like we have to balance ourselves out
We have to diversify our 4-1 game
That's it, that's it, it's the weight, it's the weight
Oh
We're cooking now we were shot
Get to the markets that makes a lot more sense
No, we guys I'm nearly there your father's cool pineapple. Oh, you made it. I made it
Keeping us on we need to repair me. Okay. All right now
This makes way more sense. We need somebody to drive me out only Chad had told
Well, this game literally doesn't even out yet. So there's no way they're gonna
So smart I got you
The hammer hurt.
Get the thing, drive me out.
Try to be out of the way.
I'm going to be the captain.
Are you ready?
Left!
Right!
Left!
Left!
Center, center.
Right!
Right little.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
oh my god oh my god oh my god i found it excuse me
Oh
balance us we are cooking down we're on what is it what is it what is it guys
the hammer you left the hammer behind no okay the hammers no longer here
I'm dead the hammer in my head I'm floating towards you well we come back
for you we see you I see you got this it does not it's a
rip and rip help I got it oh yeah oh guys the hammers a little further back
right behind you got you it's coming it's coming I got so many repair kits I
got so many repair kits I repair the douchey we should be able to repair it
we should be able to repair you're gonna find it you're gonna be happy to find
I'm going to grab a few items here, okay, okay?
There's so much repair gets up here.
We're going to be back.
Okay, so we're not.
So there's just a ton of repairs.
That's neat.
Oh, it's a magic mushroom.
Oh, is it?
Should we eat it?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh
What the hell wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
There come I've got my feathers on can you see him?
Beautiful
So much
Rap forward
We will keep we like what you do hit that tombstone. I mean what I want you is keep this raft right in the middle of the water
Okay, got it. Okay, Roger that captain anything for your captain. Oh
Welcome back. Oh, you could dry off at these campfires too. Got a little if you got a little so
If you got a little soak in you
Is the bridge opening
Yeah, it did. Yes, it is it did for a second, but
But all right, let me get in position
Yeah, it's open it's open. Oh, there's a there's a oh, okay
Okay
Do the next one open? Okay? Oh, she oh she oh she oh god
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'll wait for you
Honestly, the word twitch is pretty offensive to people with Tourette syndrome.
Oh, shoot.
Somebody call Jeff Nansen.
Hey, hold on.
Call Dan Clancy.
Dan Clancy!
Dan Clancy!
Dan?
Hold on.
Hold on.
I will be writing a strongly worded letter to Dan Clancy.
Let me tell you something.
Unacceptable unacceptable little put it in light terms in light terms
Put it like
Okay, well the bridge is close on me and I'm gonna suck it today. Oh
You gotta go up to the top
Wait, I might be able to I got it. Okay. I'm we're waiting. We're waiting. Oh
My god
We beat his dick, beat his dick!
Oh my god, I don't have one, I am a sponge.
These SpongeBob walking around cockless? Absolutely not.
Dude, what if two people just stayed in the center and one guy steered?
That's a pretty good idea.
Although it might make the steering less effective because there's three audio.
Oh, not actually three, yeah.
I'm about to go back.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Bananis.
Bananis here for
Bananis for regular.
I got some chocolate.
Chocolate.
Chocolate.
Chocolate.
Chocolate.
I'll let those two get ready.
I'll let them get ready.
Yeah
Excellent excellent perfect perfect row if I maybe go on it. Oh my god. Did we use all of our repair kits?
Yes, it says at the top lap
All right boys
checkpoint I don't know we have to we're almost dead and we cannot
Stop this sucker, stop stop stop stop.
Sir sir sir sir.
You were pretty good this game.
I mean, we're incredible. People are talking.
Don't you think so? New fashion?
Oh my god.
I got another hammer.
Another new hammer.
He made it.
Do you have your chocolate?
I think so.
Oh shit.
The new hat. See, I don't know who I am.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh god.
Oh, I have $600?
Why is it like three stores things on the on the boat that's stupid?
Maybe we can upgrade it as we go. Hmm. You see a place to do it?
No, oh
Shit, you're not
Yeah
Do not click over here, buddy
I click over here
That should be illegal
That should be illegal
That you can't see that
I just click a random spot to the game and it pulls up my full name and address
I'm just kidding, that's not what I pulled up, but it could have
It could have
It could have
That was a close one boys that was a close one.
Okay, we're gonna get him out of there.
The raft I would say, I will say the raft could use a little bit of a, um, a little bit of a...
Do we not get like a full health redemption?
Because we reached the checkpoint?
I feel like we should get a full health redemption.
Shit, our raft is like practically destroyed.
We're driving a piece of crap.
I mean it'd be nice if we could get like a motor on there it's 700 miles per hour.
Oh!
Strike!
Oh check this out.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
That's not how you do a gimmick.
That's not how you copy my technique.
I think.
That's this.
Very easy.
Oh.
Okay.
Alright.
Something's wrong with those pins.
We gotta figure out guys, we gotta figure out how to repair our boat.
We should not go back out there with that much health.
That's impossible.
Well, if we die, we spawn back here now, right?
Well, but if we die, we spawn back with full health.
with this if we spawn back you I should just kill ourselves. I think we might need to kill
ourselves. Wait, let's kill ourselves. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, let's all kill ourselves.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. This is the internet man. Welcome back. Thank you. Thank
you. It's a light D-dossing on a Wednesday evening. No more normal stuff. It's a
I don't know, but I just changed
you out there at the IPS.
Well, it's working now.
That won't really help against
you guys. I thought it would too
when I got these guys, but I'm
not. You guys do the whole doozy.
What's a doozy?
I don't want to do the doozy. Actually, don't
even tell me what the doozy is.
I'm going to tell you what. Okay, here we go.
Okay, we can watch.
Are you guys still playing something?
Yeah, hop in, Gino. Hop in.
Let me send you. What is it? Oh?
Yeah, mr. Mr.
BB I found out that like your IP address even when it's dynamic like it's this
Don't take this is a great song. I'm gonna explain this like a five-year-old
I think it's like a it's like the top layer IP address, and there's like a real IP address under it
It's like your real one that doesn't change unless your ISP is called and told to change it
And I'm on okay
So I told him just in case I told him
Doss this and that
Would you tell him what you call him
Boss I said MS Doss just in case I get in there's Doss
what's ms Josh yeah yep it's like the Italian beat us yeah it's like on door miss miss
boss miss oh oh wife of mr. Nosh yeah yeah wait wait wait wait for pink heavy
Are you are you getting in are you coming? I need you to join any time
Are we going to go hit the buttons?
Now that I remember why are now that we realize how the rap works by a small you side to side that controls it
I just realized that when we were going down the last tube like this and give it was like, oh my god
We're so close to the wall. I came over the left side and check out close
Give me a punch here
I'm dying you guys with me you such a bitch
There we go there we go
I can work with you I can work with you
I can work with you
I can
I can work with you
I can work with you
Oh god
There's guys in the water
Oh we got another one
the other side we lost our stuff our way our stuff we've got the hammer
and every core of this water they just wanted to say as a disabled veteran who
struggles with depression and PTSD. I love your streams. They help me laugh and keep
me smiling.
Thank you for your service, good man! Good man! If not, don't fuckers take our money
Get our freedom!
Wait guys, guys!
Do as they say, do as they say, but don't look at me!
I can't face that self.
Careful, careful, careful, we're gonna get you!
I'm sorry, brother, I'm sorry.
It's just you on the boat.
You're the one who controlled the boat.
You guys are pulling it. You guys are pulling it all around.
No, no, no.
I am being sucked this way and that.
You are the only one on the boat.
or delusional the demons you've gotten to him I swear the boat was flying
welcome to be he worked some beautiful sponges all right okay all right you
fell down from the heavens okay yeah all right things about looking good I'm
not gonna lie to them and things are not looking good on this wrap
Get on the
What are the mushrooms do
I thought those are 10G on something what the hell?
I thought that was Pina in-game
What the hell was that?
That was me
Oh shit!
I got a rate
Oh there's an extra repair hammer back here
Oh my god
Our boat is...
That's a lot of repair
Dude, I have so many repairs to start repairing.
Let me, let me, I'm footing wheel drifting with.
Wait, are you saying drifting with stretch?
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh, ah.
Oh, ah.
Is that your body?
Are you a green body?
I am green, but I don't think I'm in a spot where you can.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm still back here, wasn't there?
Hit me.
I seem to be in seeming time and space.
Oh, I got some.
Oh, I'm back!
I'm back!
Oh, and a man.
What the hell?
I mean, it's not easy to be a sponge on a raft.
It ain't easy being cheesy.
Okay, you know what the mushrooms do?
I'm not sure if they're supposed to do this.
They cycle around the water and they hit the landmines.
The what?
It's literally going around and it's just hitting all the landmines.
It's a protective mushroom.
Oh, okay.
Does it make sense?
You know, but it is what it's doing.
Wait, that would just pass that landmine.
OK, well, I missed it.
It was a theory.
Wait, what if we just roll a bunch of it at the landmine
blowing up?
I'm going to try to shock one.
I'm so excited.
Watch out!
There's a landmine there!
That was crazy, man.
That was insane.
Are you kidding me?
It needs a little bit more of a headshot.
Like you think I'm floating underneath the water?
It's me and my mushroom here.
It's me and my mushroom.
What the hell is happening? Are you dead?
Oh, I'm so dead.
I heard a ghost.
I heard a ghost.
I saw a ghost.
You and I love about this game so far
is the constant wind sound
fondling my eardrums
the entirety of the time we're playing the game.
That's my favorite part of the game so far.
Which part does smashing of the-
No! The constant!
Wimdunnel and my ears!
The entire time!
I don't hear it, but, uh...
You don't hear that?
I don't hear a Wimdunnel.
I think there's something wrong.
Oh my god, we're done!
We're getting pooped!
Oh, I hear.
Oh, we're not gonna survive this. We're not gonna make it.
We're not gonna survive this.
We're getting pooped, God!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I saw that poop coming in in slow motion. Oh my god
That had to have been the feeling people felt when they saw the plane coming into the tower
Holy shit. You see that?
I knew we were dead there. Oh, I wish I could see it.
I can do that. Stop.
You guys want to give me a rundown? What the point is? What are we doing? Oh my god.
I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm going home to touch the light.
Alright see you guys tomorrow
It was gonna be we didn't even finish the hit the rocket destroy it
No, we did not
I gotta get off. I gotta get off
What's the alibos in oh
Have you forgot the alibos happen?
I cannot leave you get out of my sight I
forgive me get out of my sight you scumbag
you forgot the animal that is
unforgivable no oh it's hard to see
us we got the animal all right see
let me have a good lemon all right gang
Lock it lock it lock it in it's time. It's time to win
Okay
All right, we end up fighting anyone
Fighting what do you mean?
What do you think? There's TV?
What are you expecting here?
I don't know what I'm doing competitive game of the you move it by you moving
Come up to us. Hit right click on one of these targets. There you go. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do.
Hold down the middle button. Hold down the middle button. There we go.
Hey, guys, watch, guys, watch.
I'll be sucking like that. I'll be sucking like this.
Goodbye
I'm sorry
I'm going in I've got to give us no sponsor
Don't give it don't give it it's client size. I don't see what my boss. Oh
Oh, wait. Oh, we're good. Oh,
we're all paused.
Oh, we're good. We're good. I will say guys that there is a frisky
icicle that comes from the ceiling if we don't be
careful. Come on. Come on. Give me. Give me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Okay, okay, okay.
You jump me and her BB will control the ship, okay?
Oh, back, back, back, back.
Left, left, left, left.
I can't see.
I can't see.
Right, right, right, right, right.
The two of them, for the things that surprise the lamb.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh!
Mine, mine, mine, mine.
I'm dead!
Mine, mine.
Mine, mine, mine.
Let me grab the- grab the-
Let me- I'm on the ground.
Can't see if he lived.
Can't see if he lived.
What?
What's the green box in the ship?
Come, come, come.
What do you mean, what do you mean, come?
He's dead, he's dead, he's dying, he's perished.
Life is forfeit, he's hit him in the water.
Oh my God, maybe he doesn't even have the defibrillator in his hands.
This freaking guy is a saboteur.
I'm telling you, he might be.
He didn't even give D-Dost.
Maybe you don't have- look at these rigs.
You don't even have the defibrillator!
What are you gonna do?
Twist my nipples till I wake up?
Listen, someone said it's the green thing.
I grabbed the green thing.
Guys, help!
No!
You kidding!
Habibi, punch me!
Quick!
Get me out of this!
I think it's bugged.
I think I'm bugged.
I'm trying- I'm trying- I'm going down.
It's not supposed to do this.
I- I'm bugged into the ground.
Well, I can't do anything.
It looks like I'm dead, too
I mean when you're in that way down did you smoke a baddest bowl of moon crack I
Mean I say what is everyone see what I'm seeing
Is I mean just in the BB
The dough punch in there, okay, but I think I'm dead
I just wanted to stand there!
Don't even punch me!
You didn't even punch you!
Oh my god dude
Is there a third person?
Because I'm seeing my own guy right now
I'm not first person
Okay, well you know what?
This game, I don't know what the fuck this game is
You probably hit a hotkey
I'm hitting keys right now
I'm hitting every key on the keyboard
I'm getting a drink
Well you figure your shit out Habibi
I need you to kill me, you son of a-
Oh!
Wow, that was visceral.
Sounds a little overkill for a son.
Then he goes right into a truck.
I'm gonna die. I'm just gonna restart.
I don't know what's going on.
I was not right.
Dude, Habibi, Habibi, you cannot convince me
that since that Wi-Fi break,
there is not a metal spoon
cooling down from 400 degrees Fahrenheit,
sitting on your kitchen counter as we speak.
You got the torch, you got the spoon, and you lit up.
What am I watching?
What am I even looking at right now?
I'm ending it all so that we can restart.
We were restarting.
We're doing it live!
Fuck it!
We're doing it live!
Oh my God.
Grab the items.
I'm grabbing a sub-nessifon.
I'll be right back. How do you know where the fucking middle of this thing is?
Maybe the middle
Maybe be so free are you hot right now? Are you on drugs?
I'm so fucking sober. It's not even fun. Yeah, dude. There's no way
This guy's everyone guys everyone's hearing and seeing what I'm seeing right
I can't be the only one
I can't be the only one.
Thank you, yes!
Okay, everybody's on...
Okay, okay.
Something's going on with the BBs.
That break changed you, the BBs.
Everything's fine.
Something happened to the BBs.
That's not the BB I know.
That's not the BB I know.
I had one of the big...
I'm very stressed out, all right?
Your sandwiches happened to me.
Actually, you might understand what just happened to me.
Yeah, because it literally happened to me.
You dumb.
Okay, yeah.
Motherfucker.
Did you go to your kitchen, grab a spoon, and cheat up?
I was actually just extremely pissed.
I didn't freak out because I knew what was happening,
but I was, if I ever get my peanut nubs on the fucking
Adidas me, oh my god.
I got on the phone right away.
I was playing with the burnt peanut.
Do you know that?
Do you know what I mean?
I'm sorry.
I'll send you to tier three tech sport immediately. I said, yeah, you fucking better.
Oh, that was a real conversation.
You know, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm just going to say something.
I'm going to say something with AI getting super good and like,
like people that don't do computer stuff being able to do anything on the
computer that they want because you don't actually have to understand
anything. DDoSing and like, like,
swatting and stuff is going to become way, way more popular.
And like, somebody's gonna do something.
Somebody's gonna have to do something.
Because right now it's like, oh, but we can't catch them.
We can't catch them.
It's like, whatever.
It's like, oh, well, we can't get them.
No, no, I don't know what I think should happen
is the US military should use whatever space alien
sci-fi stuff they have to track down officers
and literally send a fucking war machine
to that guy's house.
And they rerouted it into a third world country?
Fuckin' go over there and figure that!
Go over there and figure it out!
The bad AI, and then, but we make it so advanced, eventually it takes over the world.
Did you hear about, uh, ChatGPT got loosed onto the free internet, and it immediately hacked arrival AI?
No?
No way.
ChatGPT yesterday, maybe before ChatGPT, I'm positive.
It's over, you guys.
What?
Enjoy what I can.
Jachi, he got loose on the open internet and the first thing it did was go to their rival AI and hack him.
No.
I'm dead serious. I am dead serious.
No.
What?
Yeah, this is too stupid.
You better enjoy that McDonald's before it's too late.
One day the AI is gonna start taking over.
I always say please and thank you when I talk to chat to me do this
I love you thank you. I love you
I don't think it'll hurt. I don't
think it'll hurt. I say please
if they can chat to me every
time. I don't know what you guys
do. Listen, it's personal
choice but that's what I do.
that's what I say. Please help me
find. Take Latino momies in my
I
Think I can you guys punch me I say
BB can you punch anybody
Come on come not come over here. Come over here. I don't know if you guys don't we're doing really good
I'll go in the wrong way
What do you mean we go the wrong way?
Oh, it is punching it is punching yeah, how do you get ready to have so no
No
She's not dragging over. Okay. Oh, we've got to take the hit. We've got to take the head
We know we don't oh we missed it
Oh no way! Get on there boys.
Okay Lacey, here's the pen.
Alright, we're left to right, left to right.
Let's dock on this...
...dig.
Right here.
And then we'll grab the mushrooms.
The mushrooms pierce it by the way.
I figured that out.
We take the mushrooms and we chuck them at the...
the minds of
yeah
all right
all right okay steady steady guy's easy so when sheddy with the race don't use
it
person that third person did you was that actually hockey
There's so much blue here as we're cooking what guys we're cooking guys
I don't mean you know you my screen. Oh, I'm literally you're so far behind it
My rig.
Gonna dry off, maybe.
Come on.
Maybe- wait, if I dry you off on the campfire, will that work?
We're gonna have to meet Peanut in the middle of life.
Where's Peanut?
He's gone.
Hell, he incarnate.
Boys, we're about to destroy the Beaches of Normandy here.
Fuckin', we're going right through the middle!
I have to get a tombstone Mr. B.B.
Wait, are you guys dead?
Are you guys dead?
We're so far behind.
Are you guys alive?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Ha ha ha ha.
Are you alive?
I'm navigating this. Yeah, yeah, I'm alive.
I'm coming back. I see a tombstone.
Wait, no, that's not a tombstone.
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh my god, we're full health
Yeah, I've been taking real good care of the rabbis
Excellent work. Mm-hmm absolutely scintillator. Oh my god. I see even oh guys guys the devil the game is here
Okay, yes, okay. They got it. Okay. Okay. Now we can ask questions
Now we can ask questions
See what have any questions
Okay, all right. Okay. We're good for now. Thank you though, sir. We'll keep you posted.
We'll keep you posted. We'll keep you posted. We'll keep you posted.
Wait, I think they ran out of poop. I think these guys are great.
First question. Did these run out of poop? Or like, are they good or no?
I don't think I think the second we hit this water it's gonna start slinging
I'm looking I don't really know his exact name
It should start with a W Ball or games Ball or games
But do you know that's his switch name?
Yeah, yeah, he was in my chat, too. Unless there's multiple
These were out of poop these are out of poop or do they get a cute poop and
That's your first question. No, I don't get to see you have a good question Jackass
Yeah, I'm stupid. I have a good question. Where's the secret room with Ruby's crown? Oh
Wait, he says infinite poop. He says
Infinite poop. I don't believe them. I bet you will sail across you with no poop. I don't
believe you
That's right
Oh my god, oh my god, it's not pooping, it's not pooping, it's not pooping, he's a liar, he's a liar!
It's not pooping, it's not pooping, it's a liar, it's a liar, a liar!
The shamer!
Oh my god, there's a mushroom up there!
I think you need to hit those buttons, I think you should see me use that one if it's already green.
Oh, this probably turns the poop off though, I think the poop off down.
Yeah, maybe the poop bug out the game is a full reason so there could be some
This isn't even early access this is early early access double early triple early access double reverberating
We pre early no pre no pre
pre
pre pre pre early early early early access early access
This is reverse early access. Yeah, this is reverse
This is a reverse. This is an opportunity. I think this must be off that turns that green
Oh, we divide two more levers. There's a lever above. I'm trying to figure out how to get there
And there's a symbol. You guys think about it. We're baiting
Oh, I see a baby. Are you ready lock in the baby? I see
We guys they need they need our incredible gaming insight to like improve the game. Oh
My god guys
Sure, you're on wisdom with them
We're gonna be
We're gonna be heroes. We're gonna be heroes. We're gonna be heroes. We're gonna be heroes.
We're gonna be heroes. We're gonna be heroes.
The rumor duckie you're carrying is 50 times the size of you.
Fill with vermella!
I'm gonna throw it down to you, Pete.
Wait.
wait what are you doing down to me wait where is it okay this is a very small
dog oh my god are you seeing this peanut what that's a very good duck that
Habibi's carrying we was like carrying a dog or you're carrying it's very very
small very small on my screen it's it's literally its head is above the
wall it's so big hold on let me see what's going on here let me see what's
going on yeah I must investigate hold on let me investigate all right you're good
to go
this next question is that supposed to happen he goes he I think that might be
ever been. What the hell? Onward we ride. Onward. We've done it. Oh, I am aware. Should
we keep this bug? Oh, it is a bug, but they're aware of it. They're asking us if we should
keep it. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Do not fix. Do not fix.
I think we're stuck wait. What do I do with this? What the bomb?
I
Used me a bomb on to our that's a crab. It's a light. It's a tasteful bomb. It's nothing garish
It's a tasteful probably they do that do that much damage
You always bring bombs when you travel
Everywhere I go. I have one in my pocket. It's like my bottle of oil olive oil inside
Oh my god. Oh my dude, we're
getting good at this. You have to
talk. It's natural. We're doing it
naturally. We're not even talking.
It's all natural. Alright, slow
down. Slow down. Nice and easy.
Oh my god. Nice.
What about that? No.
Dude, we need like a. Give me
take this out or something.
I was hoping that would be really nice.
Big.
I turned my game down to 7.
Hey, wait.
Did I eat it?
No, you do it.
I mean, that's a lot of my screen.
OK, wait.
Check this out.
What?
Fantastic.
That was incredible.
Fantastic.
Thank you so much for sharing our PC deck.
Thank you so much.
That was probably going to be really useful.
It's a boy guys. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
We need to oh my I see something I see something crazy. I see some crazy
Run
Okay, this is one okay wait I gotta go through here, you know, I need the other buttons down here look right here
It's open it's open it's open. Oh, no, we have to stay on it while one person gets his
Oh, you believe before we can come back to the stairs?
Look at this, look at this, look at this, what?
There's a, there's a tube.
You're fighting over here?
What's up here?
What is this?
I don't know, is that like a secret spot?
I think so, I don't know.
Oh no way.
Dude, we don't, there's gotta be something up there, there's gotta be something up
there no joke they would not make that it would not make that there wasn't
something that looks like a credit card but it looks like Swiss cheese also maybe
it's a secret Swiss cheese Easter egg of the sponge break game remember I'm
pressing it I'm hitting it I'm looking at it I'm looking would you look at it I'm
Should I ask, should I ask the creator?
Ask him guys, I'm stuck.
It should be be fucking dumb
As I've already been up there, that's why I just went!
Don't even answer, sir.
Hop on the button, baby!
Oh!
Alright, gimmick, you ready?
Hmm...
Well, I'm stuck on the other side, so...
Whoa, you gotta grab the bow.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me just hop on this boat.
Maybe you possibly would got D-Dust. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking.
100%.
100%. You got D-Dust?
Oh, are you kidding me? Are you joking? Is that a st- Oh, my, oh, the loot is gone.
The duck just turned massive.
I got the massive duck too, now.
I got the massive duck too.
Sorry, I got off the button a little early on a story
Oh my god, we're getting Bob
Exploding rats, I'm dead. It's a mallard
God's name are you to I'm coming I'm coming
I'm coming up. I'm coming up.
Those are rats with D&T.
That would be a bomb in my book.
I'd call that a bomb.
You, I got kicked out.
What?
Yeah, I think the devs kicked me out for that whole bit.
He's gone.
Why are we still alive then?
Oh, a baby's back.
Oh, baby, baby, do not die.
Do not die, baby. Do not die.
You're on last hope. You're on last hope.
There's a tombstone behind you.
Right, literally, you can see the tombstone.
It's right there.
Just hit the tombstone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's...
It's the tombstone-looking thing.
By the gate. No, no, no, no.
No, no, you were just looking at it.
Right ahead.
What is this?
Really, really fun.
It's right in the, look,
do you see the tombstone shaped thing?
Do I see the tombstone shape?
I can help him, I can help him, I can help him.
The BB.
It's right there.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I want to go and click E on it.
Grab or something.
Thank you, watch, thank you, watch.
Thank goodness.
Oh my god.
My god stick this is my mind where's my punch me punch me punch me a repair hammer is
I have a pair hammer probably floated ahead
There's a ton of stuff over here is like a dead erky dooders in kind of stuff
I can fit my mind peanut family when you go to five guys also would y'all ever play a horror game
It's like, it's together?
We have, we play another one.
I don't go to Five Guys.
I don't go to Five Guys.
I'm not paying $50 for some mid-burger any races could cook on a grill in their backyard.
I'm continuing on.
No, they don't move around.
I'll meet you guys.
Should I meet you guys down there?
Maybe.
It's unclear.
Yeah, big fashion.
I got a little smacks on me.
I got little schmutz on me.
Got little schmutz on me.
I got a piece of chocolate.
This symbol turned from red to green.
As I approached it.
Maybe it's... maybe it's...
It's movement detected, like a T-Rex.
Maybe, maybe...
I... I go forward and backwards.
You go left and right.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm... I'm in a dungeon.
I'm not sure.
Don't look at me like that. I'm not gonna fuck you. Oh my god. You guys just got nailed.
You got a bot job for those two legs. Oh shit.
How do we open this door? Toggle switch. Pull.
I got it.
Oh, we're going.
Keep it, keep it.
Run!
I went towards the front boys.
Keep it.
You gotta go faster, come on.
Left, left, left, left.
I
Found something else that's golden a silver a
Oh my god, we could sell that.
I'm gonna throw, I'm gonna fill this down to you, okay?
Got it guys?
It's a gold thing you can throw at the pie shop.
Come on, James!
Okay.
It's right behind that wall to your left, you see it?
Yeah, these guys.
I'm cloud nine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, okay, how do we open this gate?
I'm on the other side of it.
What are we supposed to do with these feathers?
We got to get to a checkpoint.
We sell them.
We can buy all the things we could buy.
Oh my god.
Do I just let this thing go?
I'm gonna let this thing rip.
Have we opened the gate yet?
No, we gotta open the gate.
I don't know how to open the gate.
I know how to do it.
I know how to do it.
You know, it just goes below.
We need it on the other side, but really oh, that's true. Yeah, maybe
Okay, I'm gonna let it oh my god. Oh my god what oh there's this wind good good. There's whoa you found
I'll push the rack I push the rack
It's going through it's got to
Oh dude, I made it into a secret area
You're on the back of you you're slowing down the boat to it won't go under
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, why would you do that?
I don't know how to play this game.
No way!
Okay, we let it go through I think again.
And then, let me go down here.
Did you put that shit on me?
Did you put that shit on me?
You got that shit on, though?
Oh, okay, I don't know what just happened.
Someone has to beat my shit mercilessly right now.
I'm so full of water.
water it's what you would beat my shit oh my god wait did you guys back did you
guys go ahead oh my god
oh shit I thought you threw that on me where'd you get that from oh wait there's
people toss and see pores at us I know I know I guess I'm dead do not die we
have not gotten to a checkpoint yet.
No, I've got to get out of here.
This is a trap.
Guys, get out of there.
Get out of there quick.
Dude, I don't know how to do that.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do with that.
Wait.
They stick on your head and you can't punch them off.
Oh.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
Oh.
Oh my god, guys. Oh my god. We had to be so close.
That's so close.
No, not the beginning. You get checkpoints. This room is like the beginning for Habibi.
Well, yeah, I guess this isn't the beginning because you go down there.
Oh my god.
No, no, no. This is the third checkpoint. Never mind. This is the third. We did hit a checkpoint.
Yeah?
A second checkpoint. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait. Where are we at now?
Do we die?
Maybe I'm just remembering us dying
If you jump in the water, I'm getting word that right what they said I did jump in the water. I did I
Just realize why are we believing anything anyone says this game is even out yet?
You really could know that information
It's literally impossible for you to know that
Well, maybe they played in the pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre alpha beta
alpha dash beta sigma out yeah, maybe the the sigma alpha test prior to the
Pre-release I'm being told the pre-offer said that
Got a lot of full. Oh, is it that okay? Okay?
The Dev says it's got a fully dunk in your you got a fully dunk in the water
I didn't fully dunk. I didn't fully dunk. Wait. Okay. Well, now we know they're there. I will say it's
two thirty in the morning. Do we want to give it what we try or no? I don't see if you do it.
I said we go back to payday three. What? We go back to payday three and we stealth we stealth
Mission fuck no that's a mission we do it with gimmick this time we got a third
filthy rich
What there's stupid planning that
Doesn't make any sense at all
Let's give this one more go
Amazing amazing
Oh, the rocks leaving.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Yeah, you guys just don't have the vision.
No, you ain't got the vision.
No, your vision is fucked up.
Do you have a stigmatism?
A what?
You can't ask that.
ask that you can you can ask that that is a actually one of the only things you can ask
what's your statement change them do you have a stick it's it's it's like i ate left left left
left left left we just ran to the right while you were yelling left you're really going early
oh we got too sick of air definitely because of that uh you fuckers you don't fuck your
guys oh my god I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I need you to come over here there's
it there's a great stone right here there's a great stone yeah I'm gonna die
of water overdosing or something
The rock just fell on the ground.
Are you dead yet?
Not yet, not yet.
Almost there.
He's dying already!
Just a few more seconds and I'm going to be fully soaked.
Almost there guys. Almost there.
Almost. Almost. Just here.
There we go.
Did we get the repair?
Yeah, I got it. I put it back in.
Beautiful.
Alright, gentlemen.
Oh, we're getting clean with it, boys. We're getting clean with it.
Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is still easy.
We're getting clean with it. Woo!
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh
Are you getting up until 1134 in Alaska your last cuz one of those places was always a time shit, right?
Some parts of the year and then sometimes always nice
There's if I was I violent Alaska
I would get rid of all my clocks and technical devices that can tell the time
Take off all my clothes walk into the forest and do ayahuasca
I think that is what they do, actually.
Just imagine that for a second.
You have no idea what day the week is, the sun is always out.
Maybe you know you're a maid.
That's not what they do.
Oh my God.
Woo!
That could be the meta.
The meta.
And it's going to be on Zillow looking for houses in the last...
Look at this.
You won't need a house in Alaska to throw butt-naked into the forest on Iowaska.
That's true.
That's true.
We got some new repair.
Just stand by the fire.
Just stand by the fire.
I need the fire.
Oh, he's watching me!
I'm getting this level done buddy, I'm getting where we were.
Watch out for the poofers.
I should just wait till they stop again.
I
Think
Now they're they're flying now. Well, I got it, but we just wait like I need to take four cycles. Yeah
Yeah, they stay pooped
The hashtag stay poofing this time. They have to get it. I'm all good. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. It's your thing
They pooping no more
Hashtag don't stay pooping
Oh, dude, we're like they put me a beta testers. Oh my see pooping something all the mystery
Pooping a poopy poopy
What the hell was that?
Stay poopy?
Stay poopy?
Stay poopy?
Stay poopy?
Oh, OK.
That was great.
That was just awesome.
I just lost everything.
Yeah, what the hell was that?
You guys, you just stand there.
I've got it, didn't you guys?
You guys didn't get anything?
You just stood on the line.
You're the best.
Stop pooping.
We're doing all right.
Oh my god.
We have so much.
So many repair kits.
Just start repairing.
bring her on over here nice and easy nice keep it easy slow and steady wins the race boys slow
and steady wins the race slow and steady guys slow and steady oh yeah yeah
now now we've put the three switches into a bush yeah very easy very very rustic very rustic
Very easy, very simple.
Where?
Where?
Okay.
What? What did you find?
What?
I'm stuck in barbed wire. I'm a hair's breadth.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm a hair's breadth from St. Peter's Gates.
Soon I have been hit by a rake as well.
I got you.
Oh, you're not dead. Okay. I think you're just right. Did you hit the do you the doozy?
You would a rap though. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna push it forward
Hold on now hold on hold on. I'm not gonna be able to survive. Yeah, hold on. I got a bomb on me. Hold on now
Maybe as a bomb hold on
Hold on now. All right. I'm gonna die
Anyway, I preach
Just keep this rat alive. That's what I do. That's what I do, Max. Just keep this rat alive.
Just, just, just keep this rat alive.
All right. I'm perished. I'm perished.
There's two of them. I got you, Max.
That's no tombstone, is it?
Hold on. There's still time to revive me. I'm careening towards you.
I have a hundred-pound dumbbell.
Come here, give me a couple punches.
Come here, give me a couple punches.
Stop your goofing, stop your goofing, give me.
Just give me a little.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh, what's happening to you guys?
What are you guys doing down there?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What's up? Hey, baby. What is it?
Hey, baby, you had to fight a tube show. You got to fight a tube show. It's stacked.
Wait, but we're not gonna die. We're alive.
I'm about to die.
Peanut, my fiance, Angelica, is well here. Bungie later. Congratulations.
Really? Paul? Of course. He's required. I'm all for it.
Something.
I don't know what's hitting him, but I'm dying.
Also, that add up, okay, where are you guys, does that add up, hold on, hey, second, what's
the math on that, the numbers on that one, hold on.
great in
so second is that I'm trying to run the numbers in my head guys is that out
we're done that's what what's going on where are you
wait I'm about I'm full dad I'm just watching gimmick fall to the black of
Libyan is that is that intentional like it's intentionally part of the game or
oh yeah yes we asked yeah yeah yeah they said this is a this is the boy trap
super chatted and said quote can you congratulate my fiance Angelica we're
getting into college is that math?
Maybe they're late, maybe they're from the college late.
That's true, that's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
I guess that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That could be true.
That could be true.
Maybe they're Mormons.
Maybe they're Mormons.
Could be Mormons.
Could be Mormons.
I think that they're just now going to college at 42 years old.
after raising several children should I try to uh okay so you say it's safe to
congratulate I would say okay I believe but I think I think I have to
I need the game to uh yeah we just need to enjoy like a movie again oh yeah
I'm gonna go for that tube dunk, go for that tube dunk, just jump on jump all the way to the tube jump
I'm gonna jump in the water, jump in the water, there's a ball on you jump in the water
go all the way under, all the way under, all the way under
You are disappointed me.
Yes, boss.
Yeah, yeah.
You are disgrace to this team.
You are my best boss.
Did you guys both die?
Yes, we are both dead.
We're gonna have it.
We've been leaving the rejoin room for gaming.
You're our last hope.
Help me, Obi-Gimac, you're our last hope.
Unfortunately, being the host of the game,
we're gonna have to go back to the game.
We're gonna have to go back to the game.
Unfortunately, being the host of this game, I can get...
Oh, I'm also now looking into the underworld.
Is there any way to kill yourself in this game, sir?
I was thinking you'd ask the dad if you could kill yourself,
and then you would...
No, wait, no, because then you'd be the last one.
He's in the J.U.T.A. tunnel.
You would have told me.
Yeah, it would have worked.
Well, let's boot it up, boys.
Payday three stuff mode.
I don't know what crack you're smoking, chief.
I've got a 24-hour speech already.
It's 2 p.m. PT tomorrow.
Really?
Yeah, I've got a 24-hour speech.
I'm doing the whole hail campaign with Nick Marks
and Coke C and Cocoa.
Oh, exciting.
Yeah, 24 hours
or 24-ish hours.
hours like what are you doing?
Well, I'm gonna be beefing this.
Listen, listen, we're doing legendary lasso.
The hardest you can do.
And so it might take longer than 24 hours.
It might need, it might need less than 24 hours.
So, you know, you never know, you never know.
I'm getting word that I'm quote fucked.
So, you know, it won't take that long.
No, no, see, I think it, I think it's, there's a chance
There's a chance it would take that long.
Because listen to this gimmick.
Listen to this gimmick, I mean, four strapping young men,
like us.
Well, three strapping young men, one handsome man,
all killers can probably beat the Halo Legendary
in like 12 hours.
The problem is that we're doing Lasso,
which is all the skulls, which I believe
one of those skulls, amongst many others that
make the game incredibly hard.
One of those goals is if one of us dies,
then instead of responding,
if one of us dies, the whole team loses
and you go back to the last safe way.
So there's a chance this could take days.
Oh, are you doing it 24 or 8 at the end?
Yeah, is it like less than 24 or however long it takes?
It's however long it takes.
But I don't think people really understand
how hard Lasso is.
Legendary like people like oh my god legendary. That's hard. Lasso is like legendary 10x
It's fucking it's crazy
Lasso's the real challenge
It's a lot oh
I'm getting word last was not there if even one person dies the entire mission
might be
I've never played a little oh my goodness. I don't know. Oh my god. I'm Canadian. We don't play in Canada
Yeah, I was like an American. I don't think
She's kidding what the fuck I'm just kidding. How could you believe that? How could you believe something like that?
I am not even talking to you. I know what you said. Have a baby
Dammit man, why you got embarrassed like this?
And I'll fall for whatever stupid traffic go ahead. No, it's too late. It's too late
Listen listen guys everybody pretend like you didn't hear what it would be sad pretend. All right
I'll be okay. I'm gonna finish up the sentence. I'm saying never had halo in Canada
Since your country sucks in your pants, and you're supposed to say oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Oh
Hey, that makes sense. Hey, okay. Now you and then I'm gonna say that how did you believe that?
And then you're gonna say
You got me even over you see what I mean, I should have never done it again. You're an idiot. It wasn't even over. You didn't even let me finish
I'll let you finish. I'll let you finish
Where okay in my butthole. All right. I'm uh, well very specific very specific. Good luck tomorrow, mr. Peanut
Thank you gentlemen. I won't need luck. I have beer skill. Whoa
I'll check in on you at hour 20.
Check it on me at hour 20.
You'll see me bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, mission complete, campaign complete, Bada Bing,
Bada Boom, Don Joe.
Bada Bing, Bada Boom.
Bada Bing, Bada Boom.
How long was the Apex stream all together?
I don't remember.
That was like way more than 24 hours I think, right?
right guys do you remember how long the apex he was I'm pretty sure was that
over 26 hours we were 30 hours 30 28 to 32 hours someone would be 28 32 hours
holy shit I knew this a baby I knew this I knew this I'm true to it fuck you a
Alright, okay.
Okay, I'm getting where it was embarrassed lately a long, long.
Alright, you guys have a good night, Gag.
I got to wake up early for the-
You do.
...dustin.
Adios, adios everybody.
Gag, good play with Gag.
Adios.
Good night, night.
Adios.
Alright boys, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
By the way, Mr. Sponge Brick,
You have a lovely game here a lovely game reminds me actually of like
Army there yet, which is another game. I really love but more
More tense what what more tense later people hold on guys hold on. I'm wait part time
I'm in the street for 75 hours. That's almost eight
If you had a lunch break in there, that's up. That's an eight hours right there
Now hold on boys. Hold on. We're doing I know I just said I'm just gonna reset again
Play it by 24 hours or however long it takes
Stream starting today
Big man Thursday 2 p.m. Central time not your
Pussy Eastern time not your
Western one hour behind time or whatever it is not your Moscow communism
Putin's second time not your
Australian on an island in the middle of the ocean. No one gives a fuck time
Got your British all the food is crap and the gangsters walk around like with knives like bitches time
Central time
2 p.m
Central time
Central time does everyone understand?
Fuck you dumbass. I'm gonna take that as a yes. I'm gonna take that as yes
central
Central time
Texas time
Gonna play a sleep talking by Magnus Farrell. I've done that in my life. I'm thinking of peep
I'll take a few uh-oh
Hmm, why California catches stray
And would have done it on purpose if I knew I was getting it I was getting it do it
He a man and do eastern time. I'm a peanut and eastern time is for bitches. All right to BMCT me
me
me, Nick Mux, Clokesy, and I don't have a costume for coconut because I don't want to be called a racist on Twitter.
Why do you get the point I'm trying to make with the outfits of the people I'm playing with?
To be MCT if you're wondering what halo it is
It's the it's the new one that comes out in five days if you buy the premium version
You actually get it tomorrow at 10 a.m. Ct
You get tomorrow 10 a MCT so you get like five days early or something
I just found that out like a couple days ago
We're playing the new the new halo the remastered halo one your top up
Well, not like new do I guess it's remastered, but it's that it's the new remastered halo
So, old campaign, legendary last show,
this is between you and me, boys.
This is between you and me.
We're probably gonna give up.
Not like quit.
Not like we're not gonna make it through the whole thing.
We are gonna make it through the whole thing.
But we might quit last show.
We might give up on last show.
I said to Mr. Merckx, I said,
if we take more than three hours
to do the first mission on last show,
we're giving up last show.
We're giving up lasso and we're just doing legendary.
That's what I said.
I think that's fair.
I think that's fair.
Because I don't wanna die live on stream
from sleep apnea and auto attack.
You will give up on lasso?
You're gonna give up on your dad coming back
for 30 to 20 years.
But me pal, I never give up.
Never back down, never what?
Never give up.
Never give up. That's what I say. That's what I say Peter gave up on his diet. LaMau
Die in the game of course. All right. Good night everybody. I'll see you guys at 2 p.m.c.d
I've seen gang actually I did hopefully good. I'm telling you boys
Let me just you know what I just want to say this one one thing before I go because I know it's gonna happen
happen. The people on our team are Cloaksy. The guy who you could ask what month of the
year it is and he isn't gonna know at any point in time. Coco, you give a simple two-digit
math multiplication table to and he's calling up his mom. I highly doubt that it's gonna
start right at 2PM CG. We're planning to be calling people, waiting people up, calling
What? When did you say we were gonna do that?
I don't know, a hundred times with confirmation from you?
Just wait.
Just wait, just watch.
Just wait, just watch.
So honestly guys, if you show up a little late,
it's probably gonna be fine,
because it's probably gonna be me calling these idiots
to get them in the game.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night, gang.
Every time, yes!
It's every time!
You know this, you've seen it!
I call it, I call it!
It's every time!
All right goodnight, goodnight now gang, goodnight.
Goodnight everybody, goodnight now gang.
Have a goodnight everybody, goodnight now.
Goodnight everybody, goodnight now gang,
have a goodnight now.
Rest up, rest easy now gang, rest up, rest easy.
Goodnight, goodnight now.
Good night, good night, sleep tight and do not!
You love the bed bugs, fuck your ass!
Do not do it, do not let them.
Good night, good night, good night everybody,
good night now, gang, have a good night.
Good night everybody, why not?
You just have to trust me.
Bed bugs are pocket, they're like horses.
You're gonna have a prolapsed pink sock,
like one of those inflatable tube men
outside the car dealership's chief.
You don't wanna let him in.
Just trust me.
Goodnight!
Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight now, gang!
Have a good night!
Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight now, gang!
Good!
I died!
Goodnight!
Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight now, gang!
Have a good one!
Good night everybody, good night!
Good night everybody, good night now!
Good night now, gang!
Good night everybody!
Good night!
Good night!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
All memories are sent.
It's better to come in the sink than to sink into the cum.