TheBurntPeanut
[DROPS] DARK & DARKER | GIMMICK & COCO | I HAVE MASTERED THE WIZARD | NOTHING BUT WINNING TODAY | #BUNGULATE
07-29-2026 · 3h 44m
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One second, the pouch is falling out of my mouth.
Here we go.
Ow!
Huggies with a fine,
that's Nick in the Torch in Tuesday, gentlemen.
Ah.
Ah.
Let me taste some boys.
Let me taste some, okay?
Let me taste some real quick.
Today will be not like yesterday.
Today will be so different from Mr.
from yesterday that you will say,
you will say, did Mr. Peanut hire an imposter yesterday
to play on his computer and be terrible on purpose?
Because today, we will not only crush our enemy,
but we won't even lose one time,
one time I practiced a little off by today.
And I saw a couple of you guys chatting.
I saw a couple of you guys chatting before the stream started.
Boys, I tried Warlock.
I see, well, OK, well, honestly, what's
our my, well, technically, I did.
You see right there?
You see huge cock Warlock?
I tried it today off stream.
Obviously not.
I tried it to level one.
Maybe a glitch could be a graphical error.
Could be level 10.
Could be level 20, you never know.
Boys, guys, wizard.
That's what I realized.
That's what, we have no need to switch.
We have no need to switch.
The reality is, is they ain't wizarding like us.
They ain't young rich wizards like we are.
They ain't wizards with attitude like us boys.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I'm a master wizard now.
A master wizard.
Uh-oh, do sorcerer.
I actually haven't tried sorcerer yet.
but we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out,
we'll figure it out.
Well, yeah, type shit, type shit, type shit, type shit.
I actually am kind of sad
that we're playing dark and darker again today.
Because all the people that complain
about every other game we play,
don't get to complain today.
Only the bitches that complain about this game
get to complain.
It's like, well, I want everybody to be included.
Uh, you know what I mean? Only the bitches that complain about this game get to be happy today.
But don't worry guys, don't worry. You can be the fucking annoying ones today and there'll be other fucking annoying ones for the other games.
You get your day! It's your day, my boy! It's all about you, girl!
On your 16th birthday!
And that that that that that that dude tonight couldn't talk about you. Yeah, it's all about you there
So I'm not you girl. It's all about you girl. All right. Let me see if the games you let me see
Let me see the games you hit today. Let me see. Oh, well, we're missing one, but that's okay
We got mr. Coconut. Let me see if I can get him to unmute real quick
Terrible and boring game is trash. It's all about you
You got on your 16th birthday, you got to bury your spotlight tonight because it's all about you.
Yeah, it's all about you, girl.
Yeah, I'm gonna give you my best.
How you doing? How you doing, Givick? How you doing, boss?
Hello, sir. Hello, sir.
Hmm. Oh, we were just celebrating that today is the day for the guys that like to complain about this game.
And everybody else doesn't get to complain about other games.
Oh, it's a special day on the third day
Well, some people like to make fun of you know
There's always people that make fun of whatever do I'm playing but those people don't go to enjoy today
Because it's only the people that complain about this game that get to enjoy the day today
Is that the only one thing you can play?
Yeah, it's out of yeah, you know tomorrow. It's your special day
It's a special day. It's a special day. Where's cooking? I had you talk to him. I
I really just sat down in my computer.
By the way, thanks for texting me.
I totally forgot to get more silly juice.
Oh my goodness, you saved me, botch.
Very important, very important.
Speaking of which, cheers, boys, cheers!
We're sweet to light, what is sweet to light?
Hello?
Mr. Coconut, how you doing?
What up, what up, what up?
Hey guys.
Oh, wait, by the way, boys, I was just telling my bungalow ladies and let me tell you when I told them they said we believe you I believe you wholeheartedly I can't wait to see I'm going to tell you the same thing I just told them I have mastered I have mastered the wizard I master the wizard yes.
What?
I did master the wizard.
I played off-screen today to to up my wizard skills.
I played off-screen skills.
Okay.
All right.
What was the deciding factor?
What was like the missing link?
The missing piece was that I just um...
He fucking sucked. He sucked.
Ohhhh.
I swear, we all thought you missed three fireballs, magic balls.
You're never allowed to win.
No, no, listen, there is one thing I will say.
Listen, there is one thing that I will say that I noticed I was doing wrong.
I was kind of standing behind the tank or whatever, whoever was fighting.
that kind of made so that I not only hit you guys sometimes but I was very
hesitant to just cast cast cast cast I gotta do kind of like a little flanking
do every time they're not like a big one just got like a 45 degree angle maybe
90 degree angle flanking do come on pivot off the left summer salt into the
bushes hop over the the low wall being bang boom now I will say this though if
you are in a specific situation where we're like in a tunnel or whatever and
the flanking is not possible. It's actually unfortunately up to whoever's up front to
kind of remember that I'm back there and to not get a straight line between me and the
enemy if you can.
Yes. So what'd you say now that you're a master?
A master wizard. Master wizard, yes.
And should I go back to the cleric? I was kind of, I felt like I was, you learned a lot
about the cleric.
You were cooking with the cleric. You were cooking.
Yeah. I mean, I can, I can master another.
By wisdom.
By wisdom.
where one with the barbarian wears the cleric.
I mean, I'm dipping my little fingers into holes
that nobody thought anybody could fit in.
Incredible, it's incredible.
I will say, I asked chat to be tea
what the best ones are for Squire Royale
and it actually put the wizard in the D tier.
Ooh.
Wait, what's in the D tier?
Let me, let me get my phone.
Let me get my phone.
Wait, did you mean to say Clarek or did you mean to say Wiz?
I meant to say Wiz.
I meant to say Wiz.
Oh.
It's here.
Well, I said, I'll tell you what, wait, how do I look at my previous chat, GBTs?
Oh, here it is.
My exact question was, here it is, give me a list for best or worst classes in Dark
and Darker if I only play Squire Royale.
tier was fighter and barbarian a tier was cleric and warlock that's actually why I tried to do warlock
today b tier is Ranger rogue and druid seed tier oh a seed tier seed tier is bard and wizard
oh d tier is actually the only one a d tier is actually sword threat
huh
I'm going to go with that list is quote 100% rock.
Huh.
That's what I'm, I'm getting worried quote Lamal, that's so cap.
I trust that guy.
AI garbage.
Honestly, yeah honestly I'm not even lying to you.
What?
I don't trust anyone.
Why don't we do our own women test and we figure this out ourselves.
I am genuinely about to throw away a artificial intelligence with a grasp of all human beings.
of all human knowledge that has ever accumulated
for someone that just said, quote,
LeMau, that's crap.
And I'm not even joking this time.
That's actually, I'm about to throw it away.
I'm about to actually not read this list.
Where he said it.
Well, the way he said it.
That GPT loves Reddit.
And we know Reddit ain't always right.
And I feel like they get half their gaming knowledge
from random people on Reddit.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
If you look at the sources,
You can ask what are your sources and it'll go you the link and I guarantee you it's it's six reddit posts with three likes each
That it's taking to the fact. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm gonna wait. Are you supporting AI? No, I
only use AI in very specific
Circumstances very specific when it requires 10 or more Google searches or B
I would like to AI alter a photo of gimmick or coconut eating a lump of poop
That's yeah, well that's I keep it very I keep it very tasteful. I keep it light
I keep it very light. I keep it very light. Fair enough. Very light. Very light. Keep it light. Keep it light
Yes, ethical AI use. Keep it ethical. Keep it ethical. Keep it ethical. Keep it ethical. Keep it ethical. That's what I say
That's what I say
Um, you guys play one without me if you want to I'm booting up my stream right now
That sounds horrible. You're still fiddling around five minutes. You just you mute up and you just use speed run it
I'll speed run. All right. Okay. One sec. Give me one second. I'll be back in
Three minutes boss get it there. I also upgraded to legendary
I don't even know what it does, but I bought it. It was like 25 bucks on the steam
team, he did fun, he said, I can't remember if he ever said me not to do that.
Wait, wait, Chad, does that do anything by flying the legendary?
Does that give you anything?
I will see this when I go down here to selecting the game mode we're playing.
You know how they added Sky Royale, it's been really fun.
Apparently there's this new thing called the arena that opens in one day that only legendary
he says can do so so what oh shit I'm getting word this is some kind of ranked
battle mode ranked battle mode I know you I like I like right okay I like
right I like wait I don't see that we're like over that I see season I want you
to buy it wait wait where you at where you at in the game I'm in the menu I'm
in like the main lobby menu you see at the bottom left where it says start yeah
the box right above that click on that and then you see battle modes with battle
mode to the top right. Yeah.
Click that. And then you see
Squire Royale. Yeah.
That's what we've been playing.
But on the right is the arena.
And this is open in a day.
So I have I have it.
Well, no, you said the barbys
is required as necessary says.
I don't have it.
Oh, you got to get it.
We got to get it.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll buy it.
But guys, has arena ever been out
before and they like walk it for periods of time?
Or is this the first time anyone's ever played arena ever
in history in one day.
And well, I probably should ask two questions
because now I don't know if to say the answer
the first one or the second one.
Oh, I mean, it's out every weekend.
Oh, well that seems significantly less.
Oh dude, wait, you get a lot more shit.
You get a lot more shit?
Really?
You sell your items in the marketplace
and gain access to training posts.
You share two stashes between characters, and you receive a 50% additional triumph experience.
Oh my goodness!
Okay, I should probably buy this shit now.
You're buying it right now!
I'm gonna buy it twice! Buy five in cash!
I'm buying it right now. I'm buying it right now.
Do it, do it, Queen, do it, Queen.
Buying it? I'm not looking back, and I'm gonna fucking just own it.
I'm gonna live my fucking life my way.
Find the way!
Go for the elses way. My way.
By the way, I realized why they named the game.
I was I had epiphany I had epiphany think about this for a second. I don't think anyone's ever thought about this
Why is he I might have made a connection? Yeah
You know how they gave the game dark and darker
Yeah, which
Objectively is a stupid fucking man, right? I thought it was kind of a cool name
Dark and darker. Okay
But the reason they did it think about this for a second think about this for a second is
is because Dark and Darker has the same initials as Dungeons and Dragons, and think about the game we're playing.
It's basically just a video game version of Dungeons and Dragons. Think about that for a second.
No one's ever realized that. No one has ever put that down. Yes. Yes. Yes. For real. For real. Yes. Yes. Yes.
My deficit your everybody in the chat is actually saying wow mind blown. I've never heard of them for I never thought about it like that
You're genius. Yeah, if you have my babies opinion you should run for president guys guys. I know I know I
Guys, I don't know you know
Socrates was smart. No, but he was kind of a bitch
He was kind of like I like the Moodle guy more look that was pretty cool
Play now you smart or whatever, but he I mean better means a bit. All right, you know, I committed my intellect
Hi IQ high EQ high IQ high EQ
Who's this who's got a high IQ IQ I do
Did you see it? Did you see my theory? Did you see my theory?
No, no, no, I came in like halfway through it
Dark and Darker is kind of like a weird name for a game
But the reason they did it is because it has the same initials as dungeons and dragons
Which if you think about it, this is just a video game version of Dungeons & Dragons
Yeah, that's actually confirmed. I know that for a fact by me just now first came out. Just by me
Nobody died it except for by me
By you
That's what I was gonna say. Yeah, yeah, yeah by you by me. I just confirmed it right here right now
Whoo, wow today's already gonna be a good day. I can tell I can already touch this week
Yep, yep, I'm just waiting for the focus to walk in and I'm gonna wake up
I'm gonna wake up these
They've been waking me the fuck
Yeah
100 milligrams the caffeine with that alpina and ashwagandha
Wakanda
Oh, that's that's why it's so fucking good
It's a video game version of your mom's scrote. I don't know if my mom has one of them
I don't know if she if she got that dlc
I don't
Is your
Invite us pay invite us. Yeah, of course. Of course. Of course, of course, right away with it right away with it right away
Right away with it. Whoo, right away with it
Wizard please it right. Okay. Okay. Hold on
All my wizards play this game when I go to friends, I actually don't see you why can't I um I'm typing to you
You neither of you guys are fucking accepted my friend request asian beast and gimbus bikini both have pending friend request
Well, where I'm gimbus bikini. That's my other character. I'm on top of me
Wait, wait. I know you said this yesterday, and then you said oh actually you did accept
I'm gonna block you. I'm gonna block you so you won't be my friend you actually is blocking
Did you realize I just blocked you now? We're not friends
You're just running a joke in a game about six months ago
And there was a timer on how long it took to play with someone after you blocked them so we couldn't play together for like an hour
Well, it says nine hours here, so I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow
I added you I added you invite me. I don't oh you did have me. Oh my god. All right
like died to the week for
give me dad me oh hey you he really did play on stream is level 23 you are such
a loser you're such a fucking what did you're mister you're mr. the burq
he played like crazy on stream look at this guy I'm peanut I'm gonna try I
accepted I accept it I accept it I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking miss them all I'm
I'm gonna actually try.
Look at you, you fucking pussy.
Look at you.
I'm just working hard.
Working hard to tease you.
Aww.
Ooh.
You can please me to my secondest car.
That's how you can please me.
Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa.
Where are you?
Oh, here you are.
I hop on in, see you hop on in.
All right.
There we are.
Today's about to be way different.
Today is about to be a-
a good day today is a good day a good day to die boys i could die let's do this
let's do this show let's do this yeah yeah yeah oh mr scarlet my boobity boy good man good
i'm mad thank you my boy please thank you my boy uh oh can we can you release your own brand of
I'm Peter Potter's to make it all taste good.
Keep an eye on that guy.
Keep an eye on that guy.
Zero killer and the making right now.
Oh, I see you're ready up there.
Is my birthday still?
Am I confused?
We're waiting for some chips.
Happy birthday, guys!
Happy birthday!
Now let's run!
you boys ready for a great
wizard rate.
Every day, I'm tight. You're
gonna you're gonna see immediately.
You're gonna see immediately. You're
saying Peter. Wow. Were you not
lying? You want to say this? I want
to see this. Talk is cheap.
Talk is cheap.
Very
Stock is cheap, uh, Stock is cheap, Stock is cheap, let's run!
Woo!
Woo!
I know we, we only won like one or two yesterday.
We won two.
Now who's keeping track?
Ah, well, I mean...
I thought it was three.
I thought it was three.
But I will say, I was excited to get on today.
No, I won two, I love to get on.
Usually you die all day, it's not as exciting, but some about this.
Yeah, it's funny.
We got so close.
We got so close.
Blue hunting trap in here, Mr. Coconut.
Thank you, Papa.
Thank you, Papa.
Ooh, that looks good.
Wait, where are we?
That looks like a new map.
What a thrill.
Oh, it's just it's just it's just good for cocoa. It's just oh good. Go ahead. Go ahead. Take this
Oh, oh my god, dude
Oh
This wizard's been cooking ice balls!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh, Mary!
Oh, the dragon, the wizard!
Tickle me.
Here's another trap, Mr. Coconut.
Quick meditation.
Quick meditation.
Ah.
Hmm.
I suppose we take down the dragon.
I
Supposed to take that I'll try to go
What what's going on be okay, okay
But there's literally living skeletons
You might be someone in here this was turned off there might be a rock
Yeah, keep it. I
Oh
Okay, now but I thought were you cut that out?
There's a crossbow I've got if you want it it's it's I see there's a blue one right here
The blue black ball
I don't know but that's something we need to do anymore
Um, I did the names don't matter. I think it's just the chat. Oh, yeah, they can make it
They can see racism. Yeah, yeah, this guy live. Oh, this one's good. Okay. We're good. Oh
Yeah, we're good. I would just start
This is a nice spot. I'm right here. What is that nice spot? Oh
I sport
I sport
I sport
I feel it guys, something that's been on the lock.
He's learning to do bad pills with this room is juice.
Yeah, this room is juice.
This room is crazy because all these coffins are like chess.
There's like 10 chess right here.
Oh, I'm about to pee.
Fire?
Oh.
I see
You just start it. I'm gonna kind of rich right now. My stuff is like, okay right now. I
Don't know what hat you want you got me, but I got this be like
Oh, that's it. Oh, oh wait, I
Know this is for you. It's for you. It's for me. Are you sure? Yeah, I
Has no do'sies on it. That's no
So acknowledge and will and stuff.
Well, it will.
I mean, oh, God.
I was confused.
You know, let me do a quick, but he said, go check the world out.
I'll check it out, check it out.
Chad, is that good?
I'm so confused about all the, like, the percentages and the things in this game.
I don't get any of this.
I'll do the lucius.
Yeah, we checked the, have you guys checked the scarf out over here?
We should come here all the time.
This place is nice.
Yeah, this place is sweet.
This place is cool.
Oh
There's a little gentleman over there. Yeah, you gotta get your group faster
Yeah, yeah, you get you
Yeah, I missed your halo seam. Can you be paid? Oh, yeah?
No, I don't think I'll be doing that. That was half
No, thanks. No thanks take that cool again. Oh
Oh, yeah, I'm a master wizard a master wizard those guys might be for you out of your boots
Oh, it's one bit here. That's jumpin. This is a boys
This is a starting going over here. Oh, we got it move. We got it move
What's gonna be quick quick
You got to look behind you
Oh
I see you spells
I should have told them to tell them to tell them
I'm just opening the old portals
See ya!
Fireballs!
Number one
Got it got it got it
I can't beat this
I'm out of here
I'm out of here
I'm out of here
I'm out of here with it
I'm out of here
Oh
But I see that potion of water breathing just keeps when cast the dolphin spell on us
Gold coin purse for the coins do I keep that on me guy like put coins in there
Oh
Mr. Crispy my boy thank you my boy
It's very kind of you, big man. Thank you, my boy.
Uh-oh.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Keep an eye on you. I keep that thing on me, wizard.
Trust me.
I keep that thing on me, wizard.
Take another sip of the chili.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Why don't you put a hundred coins in there?
Well...
Oh!
Is this real shit?
Wait, I'm not gonna believe you, bro!
I guess it's a fact, really, bro.
This room's amazing if it's the same as when I played, like, a thousand years ago.
This is the exact fact, I'm not gonna believe you, bro.
Wait, yeah, yeah, I remember this room actually.
This is a flat!
Shit! Hold on!
Oh, dear.
This bad man with the axe.
Oh
His forces in the dark
Oh dear
What are the books on the shelf is a door a door yeah, yeah
All right, I just remember it's in the middle
Mm-hmm. It's good stuff. We need to get to it. Really good stuff
Wait, I got it I got it
got it. Oh, I mean, I mean,
there's a shit in here.
Coaching of Clare, we cook it up.
Do you really have really good trousers?
I appreciate that lesson.
We tried right?
Oh, I hope not.
Trousers.
I got proper trousers for you.
I got proper trousers.
Oh, you got it.
You go.
I'm getting really lucky.
Oh, okay.
Come on.
Come on.
I have a lock pick.
Where do we do this?
Come here.
Yeah.
You go. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh
What oh, I didn't know there was a mini game for the lock pick. Oh
I first said oh
man
Back even back
These jars like spawn the spiders in if you break it you don't run anymore
I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit for a second. I gotta do a light sitting a light sitting
I feel so alive for the very first time you can't deny me
By the way guys, I realize that this game you can you can really just heat up the backs like almost instantly
You just back out of a fight for 30 seconds. You're back up the max. I should be sorry by like
Yeah, yeah, we probably should
What we go got the boss nothing too important, I guess
I want to stir
You have the wrong drops on
I have the what?
the wrong
When people come to my channel, they get drops and yours doesn't so somebody said you might have the wrong drop song
I'm here. I have it right here. I'm I see
It's it's on you get one guy body
You know that never happened until I play
I'm coming back. I'm going back. You should oh you should come up to the high ground. Yeah, I gotta make it
We do it come back wait come back come back. I'm gonna make it quick
He's going all in I can tell I can see it in his eyes
They're gonna get stuck in it when they get hit this trap. They're gonna get stuck in it's a pain
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming see this
And then I'm gonna turn these torches off so it's dark
Don't go through this door. They step in this trap. It's like a bear trap. They'll get stuck
You have to undo it. It's like a freak kill if they get stuck. Where's your trap at?
Right here. Oh gosh
Chopped open the door
Yeah
Maybe all the way okay, so you have to jump over the trap so we jump over like this
I'm a stalker, I'm a stalker. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Are you serious?
Dude, you got it! Get out of here, guys!
Oh my god, what was that? You didn't recognition it, right?
I can walk over, I can walk over, right? Yeah, I got away. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, bitch boy! Fireball!
Get him boys
You're not going anywhere body
By more oh
My god
This isn't the same wizard we once knew gimmick
For a wizard look go blowing the hand a lot different way. I just saw I just saw he's right right here
He's right around here. He's where the two scouts is going.
Shit, you shit. I'm working. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's right here, he's right here.
He's right here.
Get back here, wizard!
Yeah, where's the ass?
Just gonna do this to it.
Oh, shit.
Fireball!
Hey, there's people here, there's people here.
They're camps, they're camps right in front of me.
My marker.
Oh shit, they're looking at me, they're really good.
Oh god.
oh shit they're up there they're up there right there right there right there
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say keep you got it. You got it. Let's just quick one
Dude, I'm gonna turn these forces off. We could think I can't see us
Well the car should look up. Is it better to catch it look up a car to look down to guys. I'm in the dark. Come on Batman. I don't know
Oh, they're here. They're here. Hey big boy
I
Wish it back to it
They're trying to they're trying to take me out
You stay together stay together
I'm in a healing spell I'm in a healing spell
We better just go back.
Put a good trap. I'll put a good trap outside.
Oh shit, I don't want to. Oh shit, I don't fuck.
Is that a aim? Is that a damn?
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Go, go, go, go, go.
It's gonna go back up.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Oh shit.
Fireballs!
Ooh!
Fireballs!
I've no guts. I've got one shot.
I've got one shot. I've got one shot.
Fireballs!
Go and get him.
Go and get him!
Go and get him!
What?
Let's get out of here.
We go again.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Get back!
Show me the enemy. Leave me to the slaughter.
Gimmick, where are you, Gimmick?
Little spider.
Little spider.
Little spider.
Here's my button, here's my snout.
It's just me, it's just me, come on.
Where are you, come on, where are you?
I, I, I left, fuck.
What, what?
Leave me here.
Oh.
little spider short and style here is my big but here is my snow
whichever was over a little spider you see that that you can't put it we gotta
go for that poor right there's a part right
surely surely I hit him to my left prepare the spider attack
I want to be close to do it okay
okay we did we did oh god oh it's my attempt she's my touch my attempt here
I'm close. I hear him. I hear their shoes.
Oh, tap into the...
Oh, no!
That's the portal.
I'm back, baby!
What?
I just...
I think I just had a heart attack.
My spider had a heart attack.
Into the black gimmick! Into the darkness of the flame!
Failed to execute the Faustine Barg?
Oh, it's just you.
Oh, yes, because they're gone.
All right.
Adelaide, Adelaide.
But I will save, boys.
I will save guys for a warm-up game, which is what all I was.
Which is all that was.
We did pretty good.
We did pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty not good. Pretty not good, guys. I'm gonna bring like tons and tons of yours. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do a triple click on the arrow.
A triple doozy. A triple doozy.
If you had middle-class fucking clicky people, I know we, I know. I know. I know what you said during that.
Seems a different day, you fucking nuts. No, no, it isn't. We were doing crazy.
You are just jealous, my wizard.
You aren't just jealous of our skill, my wizard, you aren't just jealous of my skill.
Nick got his butt handled in this game?
Yeah, I can.
Let me take a guess on how Mr. Briggs handled this game.
Oh, watch why you make me play a stupid game.
Oh dude, what the hell, oh my god dude.
Dude, like, why don't we just go like play football, like work out, like this, look at this game for nerds, man.
Dude, it's only been two and a half hours, I'm out of here.
How close was I? Was that close?
No.
Was I, how close?
Discord for a sec.
Hahaha.
You know.
Was that close? Was that close?
I didn't know the man that well, but that seems sort of blind up.
Oh, yeah, I barely actually really enjoyed the game. Never mind.
Ah, like I said, you sound ridiculous, Peanut.
Ah, thank you. Thank you. I'm ready up boys, ready up, ready up now, ready up now.
Oh, she's selling them. Oh my god, I just made so much money.
Oh, wait, let me buy some meds actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm doing a triple. So I'm gonna have 12 potions, 12 vanities.
I think that might be overkill, but I'm telling you if you just walk away from a like an active fight for 10 seconds
You just pop a post and hit two benches. You're basically back to where you started like they never did anything. I mean
So the you just get three extra every time you you you got your three extra each every time you add that arrow
I
Getting worse like bugs layers. There's a difference between white gear and gray gear
that
What you're right here? The white gear and gray gear. This is it. There's a difference. Let's look at one guy
Okay, I'm not even joking
I'm already
Lobby
How'd he die?
You shot him, you shot him!
We're dead!
I thought Peanut wasn't dead, I thought he was almost dead and I thought you were peanut
So what he said, guys, let's just exit the lobby
I killed you because, oh man, alright
You're nuts!
Alright, I'm bad
Alright, Jesus Christ
We're dead, we're dead
Really, there's a...
Excellent, excellent one team, excellent one team
One team is gonna walk in there and wonder what the hell happened
They would see like one dead skeleton and three ten people and
And they will they will think we are we there was something horrible that happened. There's a hacker in the game
I was a hacking steed champion skeleton by the way. That's what was going on. Yeah, and he was racist. That was a racist skeleton
All right, all right ready up
Let's do it again
That's right for real this time!
I
Was I'm sorry about that last one I was just wizarding around
Sorry gang
I was just wizarding around I was wizarding around
Now you know how much wizarding
Oh
My god
Yeah, I fucking hate these guys
I'm getting cornered I'm getting cornered
Work out
You like that bitch
Oh
Just like we drew it up guys like we drew it up
remind me again why we aren't the guy that can one beat three of us and one
shot holy fucking shit oh my god I'm telling you there's something mm I think
you guys everybody said you start with the same here that's bullshit that's
bullshit something something is not right something is not right it's literally
the only way to upgrade your squire here but that seems ridiculous you can't
play this game. I don't think you can't upgrade your squire gear. That's a real thing. I would
sometimes the same gear on Squire Royale or relative same gear. Are you sure? No. No.
Wait, does everyone start relativity with the same gear and Squire Royale? You can give
We're saying like as you progress you get actually better starting here really
Well, I mean that would matter for the first five minutes, but I feel like what's what you started cooking. I mean I feel like
What you saw well, okay?
Well, it doesn't really matter either way because I only have one quest and it's to beat this game mode
So yeah, it doesn't really oh, so I'm hearing you can have white or gray you can't upgrade to white gear
Oh, but you can't go in with like blue gear. Oh
You can get better gear which is oh
Slightly better. I think there's a lot of skins in this game that people have to that make them look
Scarier than they actually are. Yeah, I see some guys that look like Satan
Come on literally literally literal say this game must be like $60. No
no, it's
it's not it's
It's free!
I know.
Good question.
Good question.
Good question.
Oh shit, we're already in the game.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I've already taken severe damage.
Perhaps a quick wizard posted by wizards.
Take that fool again!
I SPIKE ME!
I SPIKE ME!
Ah, beautiful.
Excellent work.
Excellent work, boys.
I will say, but us getting into this game right now is like us for the first time playing Tarkov after a year and a half to two years of no wipe.
Yeah, we're going to get a bunch of sweats here.
Yeah, bunch of sweaty bitches.
100%
100%
We'll have dividends in the future
I'm souring the dividends, like I'm supposed to fix against the demons
Like that
Well, thank you
Oh, what a blessing
Ooh, this is really fucking good
I'm gonna kill you just why
Oh
Is it what one?
Really really like one week behind
Oh, he's just out of his own path
Oh, this guy turned to our side
He turned to our side
Maybe from a wife, but still big.
Oh, oh god, oh no, back here then, back.
Little bit of that.
Back here then, back.
OK, guys, oh, guys, guys, guys, guys.
I can use some quick healing.
I can use some quick healing.
The mob's a little stronger.
The mob's do seem a little stronger today.
I could use some, I could use some heals.
But hit me with that bad boy.
Oh my god.
You did somehow.
I have no idea how you messed this up.
Oh my god.
Well, I hit myself.
Okay, I've got shot by a...
I've got shot by a...
Oh, man, I got you.
All right.
Okay.
I'm gonna have to sit down.
You're talking behind you.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm on it, boys.
I'm on it.
Hey, Peter, there's a dog behind you.
Yep.
Got it.
Got it.
Yep, got it.
Okay.
Excellent work.
Excellent work.
Oh, shit, man.
Excellent work.
I just took my seas off to put gloves on.
Like you do, like you do.
Hold your stomach for you here, P.
Stubbuck here, fool.
Thank you, thank you.
This way right here?
Yes, I want to mark you.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Wizard.
Thank you, Wizard.
This machine.
This machine with great haste.
Ooh, box right here.
There's a big box right here.
Oh, another Stubbuck here for you.
I don't know the third and the fourth.
I got a blue meat, uh, blue uh, helmet for you, Papa.
Oh, this one is definitely better.
100%.
Come here, Papa.
Hey, come on, come on, I'm coming.
Papa, please come back.
Is there any guy here with another team?
Oh, oh, it's on you.
I thought you might-
Sank!
I lied.
What's up, P?
What?
Oh, there's a holdout here.
Hold on.
Oh, secret tunnel!
Secret tunnel!
Secret tunnel!
Oh, you missed the box.
You missed the box right here.
Secret tunnel!
This is a mystery.
Who's about it?
What the heck, okay.
He's got a gun.
He's got a gun.
Oh, box.
Back!
Back, demon! Back!
I'm sitting where you guys fuck about.
You good?
Oh, get a dick!
That's the mail right here.
Warloll.
Cleric.
He's chillin'.
He's chillin'.
There was nothing down here at all.
There's a lever right here though.
I'm an area.
Oh, wait.
Did I just fall?
Wait did I just seen somebody do it right? I might see what I see over here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
These guys are good
Oh my God! Oh my God! One job! One job! One job! One job! One job!
Oh! Come on, come on, come on! Come on, get it! Come on!
Yeah, I'm gonna put up a trap right here, gimmick.
Turn that torch off behind me.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my, oh my goodness.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Huh?
Did we win, boss?
Yeah, turn the torch off behind me on my right.
No.
No, we didn't win.
No way.
They come through here.
The trap has been set.
Guys, we gotta lock in.
We gotta lock in.
We see.
Let's wait a minute.
You're too far away from your healer
When you lose that body block the doorway
Here's someone
Yeah, yeah way we can't wait we get away over the door over the door. We can go out to the door over the door over the door
Perfect page up over jump over
Okay, the trap has been made they don't know
Genius genius hold on hold on we've got to get to peace
Thank you. Thank you.
I can hear you through it.
It's right there.
There I am.
Look at Josh on the big screen.
All right!
He's got that easy, he's got that easy.
100 percent.
He's got that easy.
There's a chicken on the other side of the store.
No, he's going to be over.
We have to.
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Yeah
There's a sort of revive is up ahead
They're right here. Oh god wait this guy's
I
Love us, sir. Where's the oh, I see it. I see it
There's two teams
I killed this guy on me, I killed him!
Hold on now everybody, let's calm down here. No, I need to be...
All per-snickety about this.
And if the man...
I killed a guy on me, a buddy!
Oh my god, oh that's a, that's a, that's a pooch truck!
Did you take board damage in this game?
Oh my god.
I don't know how to do this, buddy, but y'all are...
I
Cookers going in
I need a heel. I don't know your name was Asian Jesus. I ain't pussy. I thought your name was burp peanut
I beat peanut dead shut your bitch ass up
Oh
Quiet down want to hear this one
Wait, were you trying to resume gimmick? No, it was this
I'm not
Not looking good.
Oh my God.
That's a disaster.
This is, yeah, guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I should talk to you something a little bit.
We talk to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're warming up.
Yeah.
We're warming up.
Yeah.
What do I do now?
Where do I go?
Heaven.
Kill yourself.
Can I not leave?
Wait, is there a portal on the map?
I need a new portal.
Oh, there's a portal on the top of the map.
I need a new portal.
I need a new portal.
I need a new portal.
I need a new portal.
I need a new portal.
Oh, there's a portal on the top of your map, look!
Right there!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just gonna die, boys.
Wish I could afford to play this game, but...
What can I do?
There's the axe!
No, no, no, no, no, really.
That's the...
Boy, do I have news for you!
Boy, do I have news for you!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Boy, do I have news for you!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, I feel like I'm gonna watch this if I get it, but again, I'm not like five feet of each other.
All right.
Roll around like a
Dude, that is coca!
Okay, we got this. Okay, we got the same one. We got the same one. We just warming up. We just warming up a little bit.
We're just warming up a little bit. Mm-hmm. We're just warming up.
Oh
Okay
It's me just okay. Well hide your screens hide your screen boys. I'm gonna hide your screens
I'm gonna read him at a random time on a random server. Okay, got it
I'm a thirsty boy. I'm a thirsty boy. Yeah, but nothing nothing but water. Oh so much water
I'm a thirsty boy. Oh
Thirsty boy
Okay, I look it
hmm
Oh, you played too close to two squishes. Yeah, by the way, I switched out my meteor
We're teleport so I should be able to really get in there now. Let's run
I
Decide this is the one this is one lock-in voice lock-in am I
I'm gonna slip my wizard dick off this raid
I'm gonna see much chess in here. Let's go the next part. Yeah
I wonder if there's better chest deeper to the middle of the map. Oh, we are the middle of mine. Oh
Here we go. He is shot. Did right here me boys right here. Me. I eat some is a boss
coming it's like downstairs there's a box right here on me I'm coming
you just these statues is a hidden lover you guys need my help there's some
Light investigation.
What are you doing?
Is there a guy there?
I can't even see him.
Oh.
Oh god.
What's going on?
Oh, what the?
Where did this guy come from?
Explode it!
Explode it!
Explode it!
Explode it!
Explode it!
Explode it!
Explode it!
Explode it!
Explode it!
Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Explosion!
Fireball!
You guys, you're alive.
Explosions!
Got him!
Got him!
Any good?
Fireball!
Oh!
Oh!
Show you for the clerks!
Show you for the clerks!
Here you go!
Here you go!
Right there!
Move to the ground!
Oh!
Crystal!
Move!
Crystal!
Open your feet!
Open your feet!
Where's that?
Where's that?
I marked it.
Oh!
Oh!
Got you!
Got you!
What's up with the one you should have your ears. I want to be right here.
Right here. Right here. Right here. Oh, that's very nice.
I'd like meditation. Just a light meditation. Quick. Quick meditation. Quick meditation.
Oh, okay, I've got some decent stuff boys. I'm asking you to get those click boots boss
Yeah, I got good
Who blue spell book right? Oh
You
Oh
Is a lot about blue a long boat, let's do something something here
that's a good the cop in blue helmet here for you mr. gimmick you're like
that he's like thank you sir thank you sir
just quickie just quickie just quickie wizard quickie wizard
secret tower secret yeah secret tower secret
I we're on the move we're on the move you don't stop move we don't stop a weave
one loot. One wizard loot.
Come on, stay still, stay still.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
There might be another secret lever.
I might be getting...
Thank you.
One wizard in.
Lever on the coffin.
I'm getting a lever on the coffin.
On the coffin?
In that room or where at?
In that room.
Purple gloves, purple gloves for you Coco.
Thank you. I might be getting one wizard in property. I'm gonna take a quick peep. I'll just take a wizard peep
Wizard peep
Peepee my for wizard takes a peep who taking a peepee. Yeah, do it down there. Take a peepee down there a little privacy. Oh
I see guys got it like what is this it kind of does see when this will be a wall. Oh
I
What's that? Oh, I just got hit by something. Oh
I don't need to be good. I'm fighting it for me
Right
Oh guys, just a poor right. Let's go right for it. Let's go right for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's go
I feel the puller, I feel the puller.
Oh, I'm out!
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'M ALONE!
I'M ME!
I'M ONED!
I'M ONED!
I'M ALONE!
I'M ALONE!
He's coming to watch out, he's gonna try to kill ya!
Explosion!
Explosion!
Oh my god, I'm coming!
I'm almost dead!
Get a reason, fuck!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
South!
I
Shit
Push it push it push it. I can't believe I survived that they're right here right here. I'm with you. I'm with you
Is you right here?
I
20 times
What's that bitch?
I hit that guy.
I don't understand.
Helicopter!
Icebox!
Icebox! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Okay, I'm gonna have to...
I'm gonna have to...
I'm gonna have to...
I'm gonna have to...
Oh, that's not good!
That is not good!
oh my god guys guys oh I was wizard
cooking I was wizard cooking let me tell
you the cauldron was hot the cauldron was
hot that you saw it you saw it boys you
saw boys you can ask my bucket is I was
wizard cooking the cauldron was fucking
Let me tell you boys, all the winches at the gill, they'll be lined up, they'll be, all
of the winches lined up from, from here to the wizards, have I right wizards?
Oh my goodness.
That was incredible.
That was, that was such a lady, that was such a lady, my wizards, my wizards, my wizards,
I wish I could have seen it. I was dead. Yeah, we we we passed away. Oh
You could have cooked right next to us
Please come on wizards my wizard my wizard guys. I was cooking out there. All right, listen whether it was next you
Over there or over here. Yeah, I'm talking about listen. I read my wizard set
Was it jit? Okay. All right. Let's lock in. Well, we're good. We're getting there
Perkin perky over here. You perky. You perky pop a perky 30
Oh
You keep leaving your team to die open which one is my purse in there, or do I?
Scott who about
where's it?
She's like this wizard can't do anything right a wizard a wizard such
Blastin and society goes mad. I mean a wizard's just trying to live out here. Can you let a wizard live damn?
shit
It's fucked up for wisdom. I will say I will say
Barbarian trying to keep it with me. I had to get I probably had five to seven
hits right on his face and
He doesn't go down and then he turns around and just blows me a kiss and
Literally the flesh peels off of my bones like I got hit by a nuclear blast a
Nuclear blast ready up here ready up. We gotta get in there. Oh, well, I see and also
So now that I said that, honestly, it was really weak.
It's usually hook it up.
You do really good.
Um, and, and I brought you into your element.
That was the specific round where you were in your element.
And for some reason it, I thought it was going to boost you.
And it just, well, what was going to boost me?
I put us on the East Asia server.
I, you know, I do a sense of familiarity.
you I when I was shouting that guy I felt I felt a fucking genetic ancestral
need to want to shoot that kind of ankle and I did it and you know what when I
landed that arrow I was like that felt fucking it felt I felt something yeah
yeah you know I heard the music you like to have trouble I said but when he
goes into that state there's like the 50 other dudes land up I have a state I
I felt the wind through the bamboo.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
All right, okay, choosing a random server.
I guess I did just leak that it's not easy,
except for there's like, so like,
so another one.
All right, random server.
Hide your screens,
your screens, I'm gonna bring up a random one.
Onward!
Onward!
You're making Coco should smell
when the wizard's cooking and come running.
That's what I'm saying.
So I'm saying as soon as a wizard cooks and you guys didn't know what to be found
And John bot yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be nice of the wizard and we could cook together
Because when when they're keeping a wizard down you got you got all your friends
As soon as the wizards up when everybody go
When everybody go ain't that the truth what ain't that the truth?
That's why you gotta leave the wizard on first.
Alright, brah.
My boy. My boy. Oh dear.
He's about to take his wife.
Will he take this?
He's going to take my wife.
He's taking.
Don't worry guys. I'll uh...
Your non-DPS healer will just
deal with all the mods. It's not a problem.
He's got!
This up for the cleric?
Yeah, one moment.
I'm just...
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Another thing for the Claire?
You should go for there.
Oh, go check that.
Go check that.
Great news.
Just need to...
Need to take a breather here.
Dude, I got two long-awaited socks.
Oh, P, I got a purple shoe for you.
Oh!
Jays?
Black Air Forces.
Come here.
Sheee!
Come here.
I'm the big step. I'm the big
step. I don't know if he's good
for me. I'm going to actually
be boots for you. I got some
boots for you. I'm going to
get me stuff. You're talking
about. Get me up. Get me up. I'm
two. I have two boots for you.
I don't know which one's better.
Oh, those are nice, those are nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's some nice stuff.
There's a blue sling here for one of you.
That's for giving.
Where'd you got the J's at? Did you just rob me?
Where's the J's?
The J's? I dropped him right there.
I see him.
Right there, right there.
Little shop, little shop.
I
Trapped right here for you. How'd you trap
All right, let's keep it moving boys, let's keep it moving. Let's keep moving you gotta make haste
And keep you we gotta keep moving fast fast
And scoot. I see I just look at this a lot of little here. Let's get this part. Let's hit this part
Do you know that's counted? I'm over this way
Here we go, here it looks like some good loot, right here, right here.
He's down!
See me missing.
I'm out here.
Oh, good heavens!
Oh, good heavens!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh, oh, good heavens!
Oh
There's a bow on this guy right here. Can you go back? What kind of bow?
What kind of bow? I don't know. I didn't really have time to look this a ton of guys up there
Yeah, yeah, that's sticky grandpa homeless man. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm gonna fall on me
Yeah, I must got some health
I can't get rid of these guys. Oh my god
Oh
Must have been my wizard aura. Oh
Purple bow right in my wizard aura
You got back you got this is
Purple wizard hood I see a few concern
Purple wizard. Did you hear that? Oh, thank you sir. Thank you sir.
Oh, excellent. My wizard. Oh, that is nice. Oh, Jester Cap for you. Jester?
What? I think I got people. Oh, there's a guy right here. He's just sitting. Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
Oh, there is there is.
My ball.
My ball.
Oh, this is back.
This is back.
This is back.
This is back.
This is back.
Oh my god.
I
Just a poor robot is physical headache if you kill you got fair this guy wants it this guy twice
We're already in it. We're already in it
Go go go go. I'm fucking these guys up
I don't have any range. I don't have any range behind you coconut behind you behind you behind
I can't use my shit.
Oh shit.
Fireball!
I need a heal.
Fireball!
Need another quick?
Thank you.
Fireball!
Fireball!
Fireball!
We're just two there. Wait, wait, wait. We can fight each other back up.
Hey, what?
We can fight each other. Then we third party.
I'm the camp on the ground for you, gimmick.
We're doing quick meditation.
God, we got me. I'm doing meditation.
They're crossing the crossing.
Oh.
Oh, they teleported onto us.
I need help.
I got three.
Three, oh, running, running, running, running.
I'm dead.
I don't want to come on, I don't want to come on!
I'm all!
Oh shit.
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
Oh dingle.
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
Oh dingle, oh dingle!
No!
I got three hits three hits from a one-handed mace and I died we were gonna cook that one
we were gonna I don't understand guys I got my guy I got my guy I killed my guy I'll tell
Yeah, the Coltrane is hot today boys
Guys, I'm John you I'm John you
One more we got this one more we got this I agree. Let's do it that's up with those
Maybe I do sweet
I'm gonna buy some stuff real quick here me a second. I'm a little more potions maybe more arrows you do that. I'm gonna
Need more character slots immediately
Which I'm to you the explosion on my guy's most opening thing if I can hit him with like four out of six of them
It's so easy to hit because it's it's it's uh, it's uh, it's what's it called point point
Hit what's it called? XDS two shooting?
It's yeah, it's it's yeah. I'm that's my strongest thing by far by far
hmm
Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. The cleric is nice, but I and you can keep playing him if you want
But so I feel like if you're like a barbarian
I'm gonna buy more characters lots the barbarian dude. I don't know. I mean, I just need to alert. I'm gonna suck for a while
Like it I'll do it let's do it
I asked chat gpt which is like this robot that like it um well it knows it knows
stuff it knows a lot of stuff um it knows it knows a lot of stuff it knows lots of
And I said one of the best characters and it said it said my wizard it said that barbarian is an s-class
S-class type of guy
Or fighter fighter was also an s-class
Yeah, yeah
Wp don't trust the robot see I've said this before I say please and thank you when I use shazamity
It's you we're gonna be locked in little bubble pods
being fed other human poop while you're in an unconscious state to power the AI
robot god just like in the Matrix me I've been saying thank you they'll have
me in a fucking penthouse jailing because they don't remember peanut was
respectful of me peanut was just back for us that's what the and they don't
Remember to hey, I'll remember think about they will they will
The mouse same just in case yes
Thank you into the chat to be teeprod that's probably most likely gonna do nothing
Okay, it's probably gonna do nothing number one. It will remember it's a high
And it could make a difference it would make a difference guys just saying just saying my wizards just saying
Just say just said
Oh wait hold on there's a shared story sometimes I'll even pop in a chat you can do without a question say how you doing today
I just want to make sure you're doing okay boss. I'm just gonna do that. That's nice
nice. Next thing you know, you're on one of those A.I. dating thing. You meet a nice
CPU or a GPU and it's just, I mean, tall GPU and she's got two massive sticks of RAM.
Oh
I'm talking 32. My teeth DDR 5. Oh
Double D double DR 5 double DR 5
Yeah, yeah, you smack her PSU you say hi baby
Okay, I might have to set up I might have to set up now
I might say I might be like a last in this game guys you ask her to marry you
She goes I have to check with my mother board
It's steamy, oh good job. Good job. Yes, sir does
Do I have to restart the game, I just got legendary status
Reading up ready up ready up ready up
Okay, I hide the screens I just
I'm bringing in three extra section beds.
I'm locking it.
I'm locking it!
And let's RIDE!
I'm the oh my god, I picked cleric again apparently all right well barbarian starts next time next time
I think so. Oh, Chris was right here, P. Oh, thank you. Thank you. What color is it blue?
Blue hunting trap in there. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad at all. Not bad at all.
Also, what are you talking about? You should try simple barbarian. Barbarian's the one that swings
in a circle, right? Bad guy. Yeah, I know. I know. I thought I changed my character this round.
I'm doing that next round. You're going barbarian. Oh, right here. Blue hat for you,
you give it on that uh dead couch
you
no
nice nice nice
ooh
fireballs
ooh i got a purple crystal sword here for you p
oh i got a purple robot
We'll cook it this is the one, this is the one.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh wait, we're in the uh, oh nice, we're in here, okay.
Wait, I got a rope too.
I got a cloak.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh man.
Purple cloak.
I want one.
We'll get you one, give me, don't worry.
You get to one box, you get to one box.
Oh man.
Oh another cape.
A purple cape.
Oh you take my blue one, you take my blue one, yeah?
For me, for me, for you.
Hey, hey, we're taking the sets, we're taking the sets.
Mine's a luck and physical power.
You need this, this is a journey.
Do you see what you're taking back?
Okay here we, is this good for me or,
Well you really don't have a K-Po.
Oh you have a K-Po.
I do, I have a K-Po.
Yeah, which one, mine or is?
Oh.
I don't, do you have a K-Po as well P?
Yeah, I just got a purple wine.
Oh take, okay, we gotta K-Po give it, come here, give it.
Oh, it got that K-Po.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah.
K-Po's.
K-Po's.
Oh, oh, man, I'm a syndrome
All right, yeah
On the road again, I feel so good to be on the road again
That's just the one I'm not even talking you we just had to keep up this momentum
Yeah, I got to the next part of the war. Yeah, keep the momentum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I just raised with a lot of hate buddy
Oh, you know what I'm talking about.
Quick, quick, quick.
You give the gloves to gimmick and to keep the coconut, right?
Mr. Glein?
What?
Uh, the magic protection.
Oh, this is magic healing.
No, no, no.
He's already got it in his teeth.
I'm keeping this one fucking.
I guess this would make sense for you more.
Oh, yeah, we'll be able to tie more knobs.
So, that's it.
That doesn't matter.
We don't need a min-max set.
That's an extra.
It's gonna be an easy success.
It's gonna be an easy success.
Take this, hooligan!
HA! HA HA HA HA!
You said no chags!
Oh, these are stinkers.
Stinky boys, stinkies,
stinky winkies.
These are stinkers. We got stinkers on our hands.
I got some rope for you, gimmick.
Oh no, I got...
I
Believe the cave you gotta go with you. Is it cave everybody tell me to go to cave
It's gonna die. We're gonna die. Oh, what the hell?
They're here. They're here. They're here.
Nice. They're here.
You're a big fuck up on one time.
Stay in my heels. Stay in my heels.
I'm on the ground.
I
Can't wait for you to be banned I'm gonna save your name and give it to the devs it's gonna be perfect, too
I'm taking a picture this one. Oh, I'm taking a picture this one
Well, I'm saying that one straight to the devs
straight to the dance and photo I'm gonna actually specifically request that
that's our two-day band I'm just specifically requested to permanent
one and IP I don't know if I do it but that's what I'm gonna request
oh all right well on the bright side I can go to barbarian
uh
Hmm
Barberian, okay good good good. Okay good. Oh, oh, I'm a barbarian. All right. Okay. I'm gonna hide your skin. I'm gonna hide your skin
All right
Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed. All right. This is the real man. This is the real man
He's finally I'm sure oh, they're my sleep. I let run
I
Was I'm already on on the trajectory to get a game as much as good as that but I just got a
Boots with three knowledge and a trap for mr. Cook. Oh, I really like you already a few of you
Oh my god. Oh my god. This is the run! This is the run!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
You didn't sound like you were...
FACK!
FACK YOU DEMON!
I got a blue pants up here for someone.
Oh.
No.
I'm actually looking harder than I did last time. I'm not joking.
We have to go actually to level to get the thing. I have three lockpicks.
Okay, let's see.
Come here, come here.
I'm back over here.
Oh, I just got that.
That was it.
He's got that.
That's what he's thinking about.
That's what he's thinking about right now.
Oh, metal helmet's good mining.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
how do you get do you see the lever do you see the lever yeah I'm here I'm here
I got pants for you too I got a lockpick I'm doing it yeah I got pants for
you up here come I got it oh my god I got one to do everything really
click oh nice crossbow boys yeah crossbow when was crossbow wait wait right
here we had some barbarian
Oh
Barbarian this is this you know you know pick up take these pants. Oh my god. You bring him down. I kind of reject out to give him his
Hatchet all right. I'm coming
There's a really good pants. Yeah trap you boss
That oh
Three knowledge. Oh good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you guys just knowledge increase anything like it's actually he's like damage or anything
or is it just for unlocking smells oh shit I need crossbow bolts if you guys
have crossbow bolts let me know
then will his damage will his damage what about what about magical power
I'm so sorry sheba will his damage magical damage is will he go
Oh, he's dead.
Nice.
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
Oh, he went to the spot again.
Guys, it's a circle.
Come here.
We got to move on this.
No, no, no, no, no.
We got to move on this quick, quick, quick, quick.
No, we do, we do, we do.
I'm moving, I'm moving.
Quick, go over the big chest.
The wizard's thing is here.
There we are.
Got him, got him, got him.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Dude, quick boys, dude, quick.
Oh shit. I'm gonna put this in go
There's got 3 well hoosie doo-gee
Oh my god
Oh my god
Go go go go
What what what
Hoosie I can't
Oh god oh f**king I'm out of here
Well buried helmet purple armor right here gimmick
Grab it grab it grab it
F**k
F**k
Two knowledge
Shit behind you. I see you just would write cuz of the three will
Scary guy
Oh my god, oh
The circle stock we're good. We're good. Oh, uh cook it up. This might be good for you purple purple
Oh shadow fuck
What the hell was a spike tab up here
We have to speak to the archetype of this building.
Very dangerous for visitors and guests.
Where's the...
Where's the handicap ramp?
I'm reporting this building to the FFA, or the FCA, or the FDA.
Where?
Where?
Okay
Yeah
I'm in what you call
Big trouble behind you
What the fuck my god?
Open the door for you come coming on coming on coming
I got you punch back even back. I can't see him. It's too dark over the door
I'm sitting
I'm gonna die. It's all of me. It's up. Yeah
Yes, it's a jazz
Where sweet like what a sweet little sweet little light. I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky reason
Hey guys
I might not feel it too good, wizard-wise, so...
Yeah?
I don't know, if you could grab my wizard-hide and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think so.
Absolutely.
Wait, give it, give it, still alive?
He's still alive, he's still alive.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Mmm, I am still alive, somehow.
You don't have any more heals?
No, dude.
It's gonna take me a few rounds. I cannot figure this guy out every time I swing my axis the wall the whirlwind just
Massive damage on me everywhere. I go
Where we're figuring it out we're figuring it out
We can't put the puzzle together
Quick brings you've been missing stach. I don't know how to do that. Well, you mr. gimmick
I'm in like the lower areas. I'm in the top of the circle top of the inner circle
No one said is that you trouncing about I'm not sure. So no it's not gonna take your potions off your yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, why so they can't see you you're like invisible in the door your potions
Oh, it's on your waist.
Take the globe.
Oh, very wise, very wise.
That's a professor of technology.
You make my soul right up those stairs to the left.
These stairs right here?
Yes.
Take it left.
We're going to go to the top of those stairs.
I'm right there in the middle.
In the bridge?
Right before the bridge, next to the statue furthest from you, because there will be
Two such, I'm on the other side of the site.
Second such.
Perfect, perfect.
This would be very simple.
Simple, very simple.
For someone with high IQ and high EQ like you.
Hold left, hold left.
Oh!
He's out of the way!
Oh, it's way too close for a magical Japanese!
I've got to remove that. Alright? Okay. Alright options. Guess what? You're going to hell.
So this door right here? I don't make the rules. You just shield the deal yourself.
You just shield the deal yourself. Sorry. Don't make the rules. Enjoy hell.
Enjoy Satan's beat. Just get out of your back side for the rest of the eternity.
And let me tell you something, buddy. Eternity is a long time. It's not a hundred years.
It's not a thousand years. It's not back when the Roman Empire fell, buddy. It's forever.
It's forever. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. It's warm down there, I've heard.
Fuck you.
One big. Excellent.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's a purple sword here for it.
Did you get stuck in the trap?
Totally.
Totally.
No, no.
No, no, not that.
No, no trap.
Just uh, oh, yeah, that guy.
To do some light tasteful healing here.
I will save boys.
That guy.
You might want to go by block.
There were little caspers.
I'm on it. That would have been great information earlier.
Honestly, he's got as much as you can. He's got as much as you can. Right click. Right
click. Oh, my ball. I got my ball. Got my balls. Got my. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
I'll grab my balls and I'll grab my balls yeah, I got a bunch of stuff right here you slide
This is gonna be fine everything's fine
That is good
one second, one second, one second, like one head,
excuse me, bandages.
Man, I need arrows bad.
I used all my arrows up to those fucking yellow shots.
Holy fuck.
Well, you can pick them back up.
Oh shit.
And they'll have everything.
Red one on me, red one on me, red one on me.
If I die, I'm gonna die.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Fucking Jevil shot
I'll open your portal first and I'll open mine
Excellent excellent way boys
at the alter right there at the alter behind you right there's 10 seconds
before the next game starts literally nine seconds get eight seconds
There's an altar here. Yeah, there's an altar in the Hoosier-Goozie.
No, there's an altar here.
Wait, you didn't get the heart?
Well, no, I have the heart. I didn't. I looked for an altar. There's no altar in that room.
Oh, I thought there was an altar in that intermediary room.
Yeah, there's an altar here. Here.
Oh.
Oh, I can't put it down. I can't put it down. Give me.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Yeah, I gotta just chill out for a second, guys.
I just want to let you guys know that I'm in purgatory right now.
And Satan has his pinky in my asshole, his finger popping my asshole.
I can't hear him.
Every second, and I don't know if you know this, but time works a little differently in purgatory,
so for every one second you guys are chilling, it's 10 years.
So I've been having my asshole finger popped by Satan for about 200 years now.
You are right there.
You're saying we should really try not to die?
You're saying we should really try not to die?
Well, I would say really, really go for the altar, probably.
Only first.
Ah, my first.
Yeah.
At our convenience, we go for the altar,
but mainly make sure we don't die,
so we don't suffer the same fate.
Excellent, excellent.
I'm going back to the zombies college. I hit a weapon set
Swing a drink of horses
Do we how do we get up?
Oh
Oh
Got him back. I got a hook for you P.m. I got some shoes for you. Oh
Red one
It's insane
So there's a challenge, did you write asian beast?
Thanks for naming yourself asian beast so I can call you asian beast no one makes twice
Thank you, man. Oh, oh no
Guys guys, I'm gonna die me. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh shit everybody fucking run run run run run run run run run run run run run
I
Gray crystal ball I didn't even get this
Did you not have it a quip
We do be having a huge it's been fine
Also saw that when you're looting my body you got a cape
I got him immediately this guy's banishing was that was actually right here. He's right here in front of my head
Go go go
The fuck who's that guy this is a guy down here
Oh, I'm going to glitch and stop! Oh my god!
Hey, is he coming? I'm going to die, aren't I?
Oh, yes, he's coming, he's coming!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, I'm out of here!
Oh, I don't have to teleport now.
Okay. All right.
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
All righty!
All right!
My balls!
Excellent work.
I smite thee!
I smite thee down!
Don't worry gang. I've got this all under control. I've got this all under control
There's nothing to be worried about pop-up you can take in this
You take it is gonna get you guys back up. Okay?
This is
What the fuck
That'll happen
Let's guys basically bring it. Let's do it. Let's do a triple doozy. How much how much gold we have
shit right here uh nothing because i restart started on barbarian but i did get some loot out right
there okay so now i'm gonna have to slowly buy one thing then go trade it well i'm
I'm I'm I'm playing normal system.
New map.
New normal mode play normals.
Hold on.
We second.
We see it. Hold on. We see it. We see it.
Wait a minute. Hold on. What if this it is for a second?
This is for a second. What if we do the same thing again?
Let's go! Let's go!
Hell yeah! Let's go!
Let's go!
Yeah! Yeah! Am I right boys?
Let's fucking get it!
Give me one second.
Just a little couple points here.
Hell yeah!
All right, okay, all right, here we go.
We're doing it.
We're doing it boys.
Now let me tell you,
this wizard has been sipping on the potion.
I must gather another one
because my potion has run to the bottle of the,
of the, of the vase,
of the vase.
Mm-hmm
You go ahead and run it whatever you guys are ready. Mr. gimmick mr. Asian bees
Thank you
Hmm, did you question how many won once?
It's complicated, it's complicated.
It's, see that's just like,
there's so many caveats to that question.
I would say in terms of winning,
no, you have not won.
What?
What?
Where's it?
We had fun and that's what matters most so if you really think about it we've won
every time we've won every time mm-hmm mm-hmm that's right that's right think
about that I was in think about that you want that for a second mm-hmm we
experience wisdom verdict.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Big news, Mr. Atlas.
I'm just trying to get a second.
Hey.
Hey, go.
Go, go.
Please.
Please, go.
What?
Wait, yeah, you quickly survive.
I'll write you.
All right.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
RCU, yeah guys, what did we learn?
What do we learn that time?
That with the power of friendship we can do anything we put our minds to. That's right!
That's right!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah! We'll set back for a big comeback. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. One step back, ten step forward.
Yeah, one small step for Wizard. One
giant leap. What was it? God. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's right.
That's right. Mm hmm. Oh, the dwarves have very hard head. Um dwarves. Yeah. Dwarves have
like permanent mother's drag. Yeah, I know. Or like permanent. Put the rectangle block
at the circle hole strength if you don't have me. Yeah. Brute force. Yes. Yes. Like
you brute force. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Um, mm hmm. All right. Enter the
the lobby I'm back that we're learning that that we're going to write read in
10th grade that's right yeah yep yep yep yep
oh you're fat I hardly see how that has any connection to the topic we're
discussing with him. Yeah, are you good at this game? Simply the best. Simply the best.
Simply the best. Good question, sir. Good question. Very good question. Very good question.
Let me know if you have any other good questions. Oh, Mr. Dirk Lee, my boy, 20 buckets for one
good bad good a bad thank you my boy please change you my boy hmm hey boys why is that
kids big see me yet wait I'm back in the game I'm all good oh didn't need to
kick okay let us proceed let us proceed wait where's Asian Beast at yeah one
second one second I don't know he's been cooking he's been cooking one second
I'm cooking I'm cooking whatever but if he's cooking I'm cooking and if we're
cooking it's a goddamn fucking Michelin star kitchen uh-huh yeah I'm wizard
Ramsey you're wizard Fieri and yeah give me a guy's good nachos that guy has
That's great. Yeah. That guy has
great. Let me tell you something.
The chicken tenders are awesome.
Yeah, they're pretty good. Somebody
would say this would be called awesome.
Chicken tenders. Awesome. They
said they do a lot of chicken.
That's a honey barbecue.
They're so bad this game. I almost think they are doing it on purpose. Okay, we are. Okay.
All right. Well, we play offline. It's impossible to kill us. Literally impossible. Literally
it possible. You can't. You should be getting guys. Let's do this shit. Let's go. Let's
RUN!
I
Show me the loo I pop open this wizard potion real quick I do you
use voice Jesus
Tears, wizards, tears, wizards.
Let's proceed with great haste and the velocity of a thousand lions and a thousand shuns.
They will sing songs of us, because what we are about to do...
Oh, plunder, Hudson.
One or two enemies on me.
Oh, there's a lot of good loot here, guys. Why is he on loot now?
Lot of loot here, guys.
I'm fighting for my life.
He's been looting instead of digging around.
What's he actually doing?
Looting instead of digging around.
He's been looting instead of digging around.
Oh wow
No
I'm going to get a sticky drink to you right now.
Fireball!
I got a gun.
Where'd they go?
Fireball!
Help me, help, help!
Help me, help me!
Fireball!
You're right!
I thought you had your head, you do.
There's one behind you!
Fireball!
Fireball, you're right, you're right, you're right!
Fireball!
Oh, dingaloo, dingaloo, dingaloo, dingaloo, dingaloo, dingaloo!
No!
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
What the wizard?
What the wizard?
Guys, I'm back.
How'd it go?
It went great.
It went great.
It went fantastic.
Ready?
Come on.
Lock it in.
Lock it in, wizards.
Where's my step back?
Where's my step back?
A small step back on the road to do to the king's castle at the end of the wizard
Let's go.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I don't think we're locked in right now.
I think we're locked in right now.
Guys, our subconscious is telling us it's gonna be a night like the last night, but
it's not.
It is not.
Look at it.
It's not.
No.
No.
Surely.
There's a loading speed change!
Oh, shit.
Oi, bro!
Oi, bro!
Oh!
Oi, bro!
Ah!
Ha ha ha!
Really fire!
Oh, shit!
I'm not doing it.
Wait, me?
There she is.
Wait, what?
I'm not feeling too good, boss.
Jesus.
I figured.
I'm not, I'm not doing something boss.
What happened?
I'm not, I'm not doing anything.
What?
I'm getting as hard, I'm getting as hard.
You just told me one thing so I could get my stuff.
Oh shit!
That thing was dead.
That's a boss, that's a boss right there.
That's a boss.
I'm gonna go read my peanut.
Thank you, I appreciate that boss.
I appreciate that.
I'm gonna kill this chicken.
Yeah.
Oh!
Yeah.
This is all your fault.
I got something on your face.
The people on the other side of the store, this is not good.
As I wizard expect it.
You get me!
I'm probably gonna die here. There's a lot of people here.
Oh, this turkey is now helping me!
Remember to click right to the after you successfully block for a parry.
Okay, I'm gonna get all your gear, P.
Everything
You're good, man
What I can
I'll say they might be safe to just get me you're in the next circle anyways
And there's a revive station in that room right in front of you. Yeah, you go down and hit the lever
There's a lever in the middle. I did
Okay, okay
All right, give it we got to get our mr. P back
Team of three seamstipers
We yelling peanut they came in there and and they just started rassling they started rassling me and
I think I rassled I got rassled I got rassled
Well, I got a surgery kid
I put a strap right here
But they're in front of us. We're gonna take them to the strap.
They just opened some stone.
Yeah, they're right here on the left.
Oh, oh, there's a shotgun over there.
Oh, shit.
It's the client.
Woo!
They hit him.
He's a twice.
I don't have any...
Oh wait, I have my throwing axes.
We bait them. We bait them to the strap.
They don't...
I
Know the other side here
I mean, I want them to push me because if we have this trap right here though
That's a free kill and then you do the swing you swing that dick around and you fucking kill the helicopter
I mean they're in the way of the rest we got a rest if anything we just run back. Yeah
Still let's do
Let's do it.
Is there a Malay?
Wait, is the red on the ground right here?
That eight, you hit the lever in the middle and then it opens up.
I should know, no, no, no.
This one's the one where it's on the corners.
You are on the corner.
Corner, corner.
Are you over there?
I got it, I got it.
It's right there, it's right there.
Here, I'm passing him.
He's cooking, he's cooking, he's cooking.
I'll hold it down, I'll hold it down.
Just cover me.
He's cooking, he's cooking.
We got you.
We're getting that boy back.
So that is...
We're getting that boy back.
Thank you, good job.
I'm just I'm just committing. Oh
My goodness
Hey, there's a shred of house right across behind you
Okay, yeah, I know I know I know
You see my heels by chance?
Yes, I got all everything.
I just died.
You're in here?
You lose health when you revive someone.
I just lost a lot of health. What the fuck?
Is that how that works?
Yeah, when you revive someone.
What?
I saw go down right as you...
Oh, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
What's going on?
That's really not good.
Wait. Go up the stairs.
Oh
That wasn't the best teleport actually
Here quick you
No, I quite enjoy the stream and make my four seven and nine-year-old watch the full
Racist while chugging voodoo
Okay, thank God. Oh, thank goodness. I think I think
Five and seven years
Oh, we're still on this, we're still on this, we got this.
Yeah!
What the hell?
How do you get over here, something?
Hello, bud!
Yeah, you got him, you got him!
Spin! Spin!
I can't, I got no help!
You're using the healing strike?
If you die as usual, all I can do is die.
All I can do is die.
I'm going, boys, I got this!
You can put your faith in me!
Put it in me, gimmick! Put it in me!
Hmm. It's in. It's in.
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, oh, there's a dog!
He's a dog!
He's a dog!
He's got
He's got
He's got
Do we was a little got your heart right now boys. Oh shit. They're here to here
Oh
Good good
What was all the key? That's a skeleton. I was a skeleton. Okay. Can you play like that with us? I
Was ways and cooking
How come when we play with you you die to a skeleton and it would be dead you play like that
Just making things up. What's going on? What's going on?
Let's go
I
Get back we might have an inside high going on high screens. We're going at high screens. We're going at
Call me face wisdom moment. We're walking in guys. I'm actually like you're right now. I'm like you're right now this next round
I'm telling you lock it. Hey, hey listen if you just don't know that we win we win
But I think we got a play more back like I think that's the style we got a play
We just got to run away keep the range always run have always a escape protocol
We got an escape jack on some more traps. I completely agree
I really but I have to ask one question. Did you see me absolutely fucking drive by slime?
Oh, I saw that
Yeah.
We got a cook up on the side.
Yeah.
We didn't expect that.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's how we go to play I think.
We got to do it for a while.
I don't remember you.
Yeah, we're just out of here.
We're just out of here, hide over there, make it run that way.
Yeah, yeah.
Go, go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's stuck up on the back.
He's stuck up on the back.
We're stuck up on the back.
Let's ride.
I
Shot around the show right here. This is it. Mm-hmm
Okay, I love what your streams every night
But my wife hates when you I had you on the TV any advice for what I could do to fix that issue
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely divorce her divorce her change your phone number move to Italy
send her a postcard once per year that say you still love her so she never finds
another lover and dies alone.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
If you have any other questions, do not hesitate.
Oh!
I'm on X-Games mode.
X-Wisons mode, X-Wisons mode!
Oh my god, there's multiple archers.
Okay, all right
I'm good
I'm a wire, I'm a wire.
Wait, ooh, I found a little hat here.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, double-check, double-check.
Iceboard!
Iceboard!
Leave me up behind the table, apparently, here, gimmick.
Stab!
Stab!
Huh?
I'm fighting an inanimate object.
Stab!
Iceboard!
I
Table hugging the wall has the lever
Why can't I talk to you people?
Table hugging the wall
Like that pushy wall
Oh, I found it.
Woo!
Ladies and player, on your right, behind you, there's a guy touching you.
What the?
Get out of here!
Ah, you son of a bitch!
Ah, you son of a bitch!
Get him boys!
Get him!
Oh, I think that was me.
Do you think a door can stop us?
I
Okay, I'm gonna go back to the room
He was pointing I see my ship use a picture
come back come back come back there's so much wood over here
I'm on the ground I'm on the ground we are so spread out come back here come back here
I found a little room like a secret room oh shit he's on me he's on me
he's right he's right over here oh that's a different guy
I literally fight
There's two of them
There was a stupid dog in the doorway. Oh my god. Oh my we got debated. Holy shit. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh, but we got wisdom baby. We got wisdom baby. We got wisdom baby
I hate to tell you
No one touches my fucking boys again guys that guy's a good beta. What the fuck is really would say a master
He's coming for me. He's coming for me. I'm gonna fucking die
I
Cookies cook
Oh, oh, okay.
Give it to him, kill him, kill him!
Where's his bodies? Wait, wait, this guy's gonna help me.
What? How do you know that?
He's gonna help me get your bodies.
What, he's not talking?
Yeah, he's talking, he's talking. Is this you, Gimmick?
I can't hear him.
Oh, shit, oh shit.
I have to give him a quarter on the right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm right over there.
I'm in the door on the right.
In the corner, in the corner, in the corner.
It's a, you're too much to wait for me.
Too much to wait for me.
Right there, right there, right there.
Right there, right there.
Oh, okay.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
All right, I got your shit.
Okay, okay.
Lead the way, guy.
Lead the way.
Oh shit!
Fucking go get us!
of
the
Oh
Amazing what playing with one guy who knows what he's doing
The Asian bitch
My character is that barbarian? Yeah, he's a barbarian dude
I'm getting I'm gonna get all the armor
Help help help this guy!
Oh, where did you guys end up? Where did you guys end up?
We're getting you boys back! We're getting you boys back right now!
Mammoth, finish!
We'll be in first place, we'll be in first place!
Where did they?
Where did they jam?
Where did they jam?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, thank you.
No, I need to know who ever responds.
No, I gotta heal too, cause it drains my health.
My health is like a vampire you're sucking me up you you have help
I saw Peter saw I saw Peter saw
We're gonna get peanut back we're gonna we're gonna be a happy family again
We're gonna take camp, we're gonna go...
Can we go to Brahms?
No, but we can't go to your mom's cause you're no...
No Brahms, Brahms!
Never mind.
You know what?
Brahms Ice Cream store.
No, I'm telling you, I said Brahms.
Oh Brahms!
Ice Cream store.
I don't know what the hell that is.
It's an ice cream store.
Oh shit!
Oh I can rescue, I can rescue!
Oh!
There's a guy!
Me!
Get me!
There was a guy hiding right where on the door he gets Brahms through!
Oh god
Oh there's a res
I can't res in here, I can't, there's no way
Maybe I can't
I'm missing, I'm missing
You got this boss, you got this
Oh god
Oh god, he hasn't, he hasn't hold him back
That's a boss, I don't know if he'll be able to do that boss
Oh god
I've gotta commit
Commit, commit
I
Did come come come come come inside here. I'm coming inside
Well, what's your spark what's your spark? He said we need to get his fart suck his fart out of his butt
I'll do that
I'll suck your fart out of I'll suck a fart out of your butt. I think you want to eat our fart
There's guys over here this guy's over here
Oh god
Get the fuck out of my way get the fuck out of my way
Healing stone
They're coming they're coming at us right now. No cuz no cuz you're not cuz you're not come do not come
I really can't help you. I don't have an orb or a book that's had smells. I get only puncher.
This isn't good. This isn't good.
I'm looking for something. I'm looking for something.
Purple cross, want me? Purple cross, want me?
Ah, fuck that shit, man.
I'm looking for an orb or a book or something. I'll be back.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.
There's someone on me.
Oh, I got a crystal ball. No fucking way.
I'm back, wizard! I'm back!
Wait wait what the hell?
Is it top or on me?
There's guys over here, there's guys over here.
Let's go to hell, let's go to hell.
Open up, open up, open up, open up.
We're gonna go get the charge.
We can't, it's out of zone.
Just go, just go, just go.
I'm outta here, wizard.
Oh yeah.
Don't wait, don't wait.
I found a fucking orb this so late.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I've even seen people, I've seen buggy leaders in the chat saying that's some dev shit that
the devs want, so they put that there.
Don't wait, don't wait.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
That's right.
All right, give it, we were, we were with in your honor.
In my name, yes.
Yes
Excuse me. Yeah, we got we got a loot up
Okay
You
This ball looks regular but it's actually a magic ball, fursiggy ball, fursiggy ball!
You better bet at this.
You guys remember the fursiggy ball?
I know you remember the fursiggy ball!
Oh wait he's back the guy's the guy's back. Oh hello good job. Hello
He's dropping shit in purple right ahead
He's giving me stuff
Give me a pro necklace
13 arrows 13 arrows for this guy
Dude, I'm just observing this barbarian everything you guys
Little shop did shop did oh
Shadow hood for you good job for you. Oh, no, no, no, never mind. Never mind. Not for you. Not for you
You need some more goopy, you need some more goopy.
Am I going to need some help down here?
Yeah, you're going to have a lot of monsters down there.
Need somebody to test out here, need somebody to test.
Hey, boy!
Hey, boy!
How the hell do you know where?
Hey, Thunder!
Hey, Thunder!
Hey, Thunder!
Hey, Thunder!
What the?
Jap!
Jap!
Did you think people were yonder?
Little Shopkin Shopkin!
Oh my god, that's got a purple spell book.
I'll tell you what, at this point, you saved me.
I mean, they put something in there.
They just made the books and the balls fun.
Wouldn't it be crazy if you needed my heart?
Oh, yeah, wouldn't it be crazy if I found...
If I found a gift card in a box or something nice?
Wouldn't it be crazy?
Oh, that would be so insane!
I dropped the cape right here, what?
Go get another cape, go get another cape.
Go get another cape, go get another cape.
Where, where, where, where?
I peed, did I peed?
It's on the first floor down here with us.
I'm right next to it.
Oh wait!
Go get another cape, this?
Oh wait, never mind, I can't even wear that.
Dammit.
I
Let's receive that I proceed anybody heels you've healed me. Oh, no, I don't use it all
There's another cook right here if you want these clothes is it better
I'm getting real good, I'm getting real good!
Oh shit!
I'm going back to the zone, I need help!
That was a guy, that was a guy!
That was a guy!
That was a guy?
Oh no no no! Help!
Yeah!
Oh that is not good, that is not good.
I'm gonna put the book away, we'll have plenty of time for reading later.
Right.
He's behind you, he's behind you.
Yep, yep, got that, yep!
He's behind you, he's behind you, he's behind you!
Yep, got that, yep!
There's Cher, there's Cher, hello Cher!
You've been a naughty boy!
Wait, are you a good guy?
Oh shit, Cher, Cher!
Cher!
It's a little confusing down here in the dungeons.
Very dark.
Very dark.
Uh, hello?
Are you?
Who are you?
Wait.
Who was that?
That was a different man.
Guys, I only have one spell that I literally cannot fight until I meditate.
I cannot fight until I meditate.
Healing shrine, healing shrine.
Healing shrine.
Ooh.
There's no time.
There's no time.
Ooh.
Right in the ass.
Quick meditation, quick meditation.
Quick meditation, quick meditation.
I
Take care of the mummies and the what not oh, yeah, two benches and how many days you got much
The one you got one
It's kind of funny that the devs are not very
I
I hit him, I hit him.
Get him!
I'm gonna do that real quick.
It's one of yours.
Who the zone consumes them.
What the fuck? Holy shit, this guy's insane!
I know! Yeah, it's crazy.
Oh my god. I have unlimited heals.
I have unlimited heals.
I have unlimited.
I'm gonna live forever!
I'm gonna live forever!
Oh my god, I'm so many
Seals
What do we have to get out of here?
You got all the heaters by the way
What
You say there's some guy down here
try to predict it. You see everyone's a little dumb. Oh, my wisdom, my wisdom.
Oh, my fucking wisdom. I'm learning. I'm learning. Listen, you obviously are a professor. Can
you tell my boys that we are actually well above average on skill and everyone else is
Just getting lucky.
No!
That was...
That was...
That was...
I'm pretty sure you are Australian and that's how they say yes over there.
So yes, you hear that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That you hear that?
We are the best.
We are the best.
We're about to go to the next level right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shut up.
You have...
See?
She's giving me one quick moment here.
Oh, great spirit for me.
Oh, shit.
We gotta do that.
I don't want to do that.
You guys are way too much.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Do you see the turtles?
Oh, shit.
We'll see them.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to spawn right now.
One on three.
One on three.
I don't know where am I.
Shit, my wizard.
Shit, wizard!
WIZARD!
WIZARD!
Yeah!
Let's ride!
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
We've never been here before, we never, right?
I think, I don't think we've been here often.
I'll tell you that.
I think we've been here like twice
since we started playing together.
And we were not here long, we were not here long.
I can remember actually two times specifically.
No, no, no, three times, three times.
And then we died immediately.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, should we, oh shit.
Oh, I just fucked up, I just fucked up.
Are you serious?
You stupid motherfucker.
You absolute dumb motherfucker.
I got a couple things to do there, I got a couple things.
I was fucking a Lucy Doocy.
The official parts of the peanut.
That's why I got distracted.
That's why I got distracted.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's why, I did put two arms in there.
I did put two arms in there.
Mm-hmm. You know you let me try one of those Lucy's and I was thinking about this the next day
I'd never popped the orb. Oh
Yeah, you're honestly I'm right first got Lucy. I didn't pop the orb in the first like hundred packs
I'd know I knew I was gonna do it. I had no idea
No idea
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah these rooms all have some like good fucking move there's a good shit in here
We gotta take this real slow.
I'm hearing you guys' feet slapping on the tile is...
It's suck.
I don't have a sword yet.
So I'm just kind of, you know,
wizards hit.
Good wizards stuff.
Body barrel.
Yeah, there you go.
Body barrel.
There you go.
Naughty Barrel, you're a naughty...
What a moment now.
Naughty Barrel, Naughty Barrel!
Naughty Barrel!
Please, if you see a crystal sword, please go give it to me.
Please.
Please.
Hey, that's my boss.
It's your chess-read wizard, Jed.
Sheee!
But if I say sheee, imagine being a wizard uniform,
Having 20 dollar bills down my wizard arm
There's four of them in that room!
Nice! Where's the guy that usually kills all these guys for us?
False caught, number 23.
Slowly taking his way towards you.
Mr. Wizard, handsome nun,
you wish my wife Garza a happy birthday,
as she is now a year closer to the long sleep.
What a special way to say it.
What a special way to say that.
What a special way to say that.
Welcome back, sir.
Welcome back.
shit that me up my wisdom shit that me up my wisdom shit
what the hell what the hell
did we get a healing?
did you get a shumpting shumpting?
hey did you just get a spear on the skeleton tree?
yeah there's a really good spear I know you can use me
Oh, yeah, I love using spears.
There's a really good spear.
Oh!
Mm-mm-mm.
Put the damn shoes on, what shoes?
Oh, we only have shoes.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
My wizard, drink this, drink this.
Ah!
Thank you, my wizard!
It was a potion, it's a potion.
Why would I want strength?
Oh, hold on, wait a second.
It's a potion, it's very good.
Ah, some mead for my wizards!
Aye!
Haha!
Why wizards, aye!
Oh!
Oh, this wizards off the boat and I...
Oh!
Oh, where the winch is at!
Oh, where the winch is at!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
Using lunch I need to find using those steps
Not he's my
I
Might be the right
Definitely the run all right. There's definitely the run and I
Maybe gimmick was the problem the whole time
Okay, hold on now
Maybe she was yummy gimmick was all or maybe you have a glitter god with you
The 20 people you thought he's killed 19 of them
That literally doesn't make any sense
What are your sources?
Ha!
Source?
Source?
The source is me, watching both of you very closely.
How about the wizard cock chair and watch, pussy?
Yeah, that's right.
Oh my god.
The wizard cock, we can be a cock wizard, cock wizard.
Heyness, heyness, heyness, heyness.
I'm actually, this is a good round.
I mean, I hope you guys fail, but it's a good round.
Oh no, this is bad.
I've been watching this barbarian like a hawk.
He's a demon.
This guy I've been watching is every move
Absorbing information
I see be just live all guys. I mean you help immediately. Oh good. Oh good. Oh guys. I just know I need to help right now
We have the ax scouts in it. I'm trapped in the room. Yeah. Yeah, he's coming
Okay, I'm just gross I just keep my hair by my wizard sack
I
Thought a secret room oh
Shit a secret room about a secret secret room in a secret room a secret room
Do I thought a secret room in a secret room that's a secret. Oh wait a secret room
I
Got dying nine pods, but a winch ain't one my right wisdom
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Come up here there's so much wood over here
There's a big guy in there oh fuck
I'll play P.P.
One point helmet here for you.
Oh, dig, dig, dig.
Dig, dig, dig, dig.
Very nice, very nice.
Is he flooding that thing?
Fireball!
Holy shit, he's playing this thing, okay.
Oh my god. Good luck in there, good luck in there.
Oh boy, dead? Nice.
You're gonna shoot an arrow in my head?
Nice shot.
How could you possibly tell?
I
the gentleman of much what you see
I think that's yours that's more yours are you caught this page might be mine
who has your major power I really need more memory capacity come here I got
necklace come here I already have a necklace oh this one try this one
That's a drug guard.
Oh, very nice. Thanks, boss.
Oh my god, there's good Pichester here.
I just gotta do quick vision meditation.
Oh my god, there's such great shit. Oh my lord.
Oh my god.
Don't be wizard greedy now.
Oh my god.
Don't be wizard greedy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, there's so much good shit in here.
Holy shit!
Oh wait for me! Wait for me!
What the heck?
It's all gone, I took it all.
Oh, wizards shoes!
Holy shit, legendary wizards shoes!
Oh my god!
I got a crunchy too.
Crunchy, juicy, juicy.
Crunchy, juicy, juicy.
That's weird, I need wizards shoes and...
Suddenly, I found the best wizard shoes in the game.
Man, I can really use some wizard gloves.
Wizard gloves.
That would be very nice.
Very nice.
Wizard of the castle.
Wizard of the castle.
I have a key.
Tell them I have the key for this room.
It's like a legendary thing.
He's got it.
He's got it.
He's got it.
He's got it.
He's got it.
He's got it.
Oh, it's just too late! It's too late, Wizard!
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
Ah, some Wizard gloves go really hard right now.
Really hard right now. Some Wizard gloves, some Wizard gloves.
Some, so maybe some Louis Vuitton Wizard gloves.
Oh, yeah, apparently that's, that thing is insane.
Guys, guys, guys!
What the hell is that?
Feel, feel, people!
Uh-oh.
How do you like this, Wizard?
Fireball!
Fireball!
We have to come to us.
Fire bomb!
Fire!
He's pushing.
He's this guy's in front of you.
He's pushing!
He's pushing!
He's pushing!
Boys, careful boys.
Exploded, baby.
This is all you, boys.
Hey boys!
This is all you, this is all you, dude.
Oh god behind us he's on me
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh, I bet you are-
Guys, if we went through that portal right there, we literally won the game.
Oh my God!
Oh, no!
Oh!
We were so close!
We were so close!
Guys, remember, if anyone in any of your chats is saying that I killed our guy, you
We were so close, we were so close.
Guys, remember if anyone in any of your chats
is saying that I killed our guys, it's not true.
Wizard lies.
Wizard lies.
It's crazy.
Wizard deception.
Ah, what a round.
20 xp.
Wizard deception.
Wizard deception.
Wizard deception.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Guys.
Guys, oh my, I got like five kills.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, okay, guys, that's the, that we got the ball rolling, we got the ball rolling,
we got the ball rolling, yep, we got the ball rolling.
It's rolling.
That's what we wizard needed, right there.
Let's get back in there.
Let's get back in there.
I'm ready, I'm ready, okay, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, can't, I must switch
out this quarter stuff it just pleases me. I watched our man. Oh, Mr. Goddard, Mr. Wades,
where are my move-a-dads? What's your bad good? I'm bad! And Mr. Wades wanna give my
move-a-dads what's your bad good? I'm bad! Thank you, my boys. Appreciate you, my boys.
He's in the padded tunic. Mr. Squid, my wizard, my wizard. Because I'm getting word that there's
Something called normal mode.
Mm, no, no, no, it's getting one guy.
Ridiculous.
Am I getting one guy?
Yeah.
Thank you, hold on.
There's no normal mode.
Normal mode?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, there's nude mode.
That's probably one.
Oh, oh, oh, mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's probably what it is.
We are all as wizards go to a nude beach.
That's probably what it is.
That's probably what I did in school, but...
New mode's cool, but it's a little...
No, I think it's what the A's son called normal mode.
Not even joking, I'm getting word. I'm getting word right here.
Me guys! Oh my god, wait!
What if...
Holy crap. Holy wizard crap.
What if...
What if...
He do the...
Shame...
He got good!
Jesus!
Hell yeah!
Shit!
Let's run!
My wizards, my wizards, see!
Let me tell you something, we're about to walk them down wizards, we're about to walk
them down right here right now.
Let me tell you something, we're about to walk him down wizards. We're about to walk him down right here right now.
Right here right now. Yes, yes.
Let's do it. I'm just gonna pop my top off for a sec.
Oh my god. Wait hold on. I might have discovered something.
Oh my god, we have a purple arcade hood holy crap. I'm looking I'm looking you can drag your screen off
There's must be intentional that doesn't make any logical sense
Hey dogs
This organic you might want to move
Yeah
He seems he seems oh my god. Oh, no, he's just
Chase you out boys. Oh, I see my ship. I'm coming back. What much?
Oh
Oh shit, oh I gotta kill I gotta kill I'm getting fucked up. I'm gonna die
No
there's a real guy there's a real guy oh come to me come to us I'm coming boys
run guys coming oh I'm sure that it shows me it shows me we don't know I'm
gonna get up good I'm gonna be with us
I
Did this all kinds of things happening that I don't understand
You're coming they're coming they're coming
My boss!
Don't push, don't push, there's too many mobs out there.
Let's go back there the way.
He's coming, he's coming!
They're following us, they're following us, they're following us.
Okay, let's go through the swores, go through the swores, go through the swores.
We got him, we got him, we got him, we got him.
I see him, he's on the other side of us. Like right here, he's right there.
He's pushing, he's pushing.
the giant team of loosing breakers for maybe for change.
Guys, let's play circle, let's play circle.
They have to push for us.
We have to push for us.
Come on, open the door.
I'm going to put a trap.
No, no, no.
Go inside.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Watch out, watch out.
I trapped it, I trapped it.
I need you
Got him! Have it boys!
Get back, get back, get back, I'm doing the fireball
Fireball!
I put one round in his head
I missed, I missed
I'm gonna sit down too then if we're gonna do that
Yeah, I'm back to maximum wisdom power
There's a good
Oh
Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me. Oh shit! I'm stuck in the door!
Shut the fuck up this guy up! I have to fuck this guy up!
Go on up! Very nice.
I'm gonna run up for hills. I'm in trouble. I'm in big trouble.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Don't think I didn't see that cook or you didn't shot me!
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
I'm stuck here! How does that fucking Wisp block the whole door?
I got you, I got him out here.
Okay, I have a chain right behind you.
Okay, I have a joker there.
Are you up here?
This is teleporting me.
I just got to get my shot at the fuck out of here.
Oh shit, oh shit.
There's another one over here. Watch out.
Oh my god.
Rock it, Coco!
Come on boys!
I'm dead.
Oh my god!
Okay.
Alright.
Okay something.
I did better.
I did better.
Alright.
Okay so what?
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Hold on.
Was there a wizard meeting that I didn't check the central for?
Was everybody meeting up with the guild?
Were we having a night out at the wizard cabin?
Were there 4,000 fucking wizards?
Holy fucking shit.
Holy shit.
That was insane.
I killed two guys.
That's really the best I think I've ever done.
Let's do it again!
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
We'll do it live!
Mm-hmm
Excuse me, excuse me, oh wait actually hide just
Quick Lucy Lucy
I
Play a different character. Oh, you know why I play as your dad. That way you can see him for the first time
stupid bitch
Fuck you. I'm a wizard. I'm a wizard. Where's it? I'm a wizard. I'm a wizard up in these beds
I lock it boys. Lock it. Lock it in. Lock it in
Lock it in. Lock it in boys. Lock it in. Lock it in.
I'm already in.
of
the
of
the
Oh
Knowledge boots I'll take those wise I leave a wizards
Doesn't say
Well, you may be more interested in these will to resourcefulness to all purple
You just resourceful you just help a wizard at all. I don't know. I don't even know what that does
Who Ranger hat purple I'm finding shit for everybody but me
Action speed. Oh, we got resource for this is what actions people apparently it's kind of poop on wizards, so it only helps a little bit
oh guys guys it's that crazy PY with all the shit come out come out oh there's
another team here already oh damn it oh no oh no oh no guys guys I'm gonna need
immediate assistance immediate assistance they're coming for me whole team
gonna be right out I'm here I'm I'm I'm I gotta heal I gotta heal
you're gonna stop me some why is that too Christmas or do they close the door
where they go I see you know buddy you guys there's a whole team behind that
door at the crazy POI we have to go before they're looted it'll be way more
powerful than I'm back I'm back what's up guys listen listen listen this week
This is me. This is me. This is crazy. People are right there. It's the great job one, but there's a whole team and then we got to kill
Before they loot it
George you want them already died
Hey, what was already there? Oh, no, no, no, no, there's somebody else. It's a yes
Oh
I'm one time one time. Yeah, how they got to see me once I'm that low there. Hey, you don't
I got you up.
Oh.
My boss!
My boss!
My boss!
Hey, Joe, Joe, Joe!
Oh, he's coming after me!
Oh, God. Oh, no.
Hey, guys, where are you?
Hey!
That's where are you?
We died. We got slaughtered.
You
Very fascinating very fascinating
That's okay, that's okay, that's okay sometimes sometimes you don't
We'll always get what you want. I always get what you want, but there's always eggs
boys. One quick second here boys. One quick second here boys. One quick second here boys.
Just a quicky, just a quicky.
Oh.
Well, fair wizard.
A much, much more cash.
It's, I just, I left it at the,
at the, the, the guild, the wizard guild.
In my, in my quarters.
I, I have about 600 gold now, 600 gold.
I'm going to go.
All right, now we ride.
I have to be I have to be I should have loaded it. Oh god. Oh god
Quick little ting oh, yeah, we have a this we have this
Yeah, this
Oh, purple buckler.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, you got it.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Excuse me.
Give me two seconds.
I'll be right back.
Here he goes.
Be right back.
Be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
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Yeah, that was nice. Holy crap. Pick up those woods. Pick up those woods.
They were in your T-Coson.
My T-Coson? Go back, go back. They're right there. They're right there.
No, they're not. What are you talking about? Are you talking crazy?
Crazy wisdom!
Little air drop them right in front of you.
And they are watching say so give it what?
You could just hold it guys
He's talking he's talking you say you say you suck. He's talking. He's talking. Are you the guy from the other thing?
Yeah, we are having quite a hard time boss. We are having quite a hard time
I think we guys I think it was like chill last time because give me those dead
Oh, I can hear you I can hear you
I mean I could kill you want to kill him he could kill all three
I'll do you.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh fuck.
Sorry, Coco.
You're gonna come get us.
Hey, Coco, I don't think Coco can hear you on his side.
He killed all three of us, if he merely wills it,
if he merely wills it.
It's a hard watch, you know,
with the snipers just running at you.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.
Because I just want to remind you that there's a 50-50 shot
that dads might get shot, is that?
Hey, I love him.
I think he's a cool wizard.
I'm saying, yeah, I'm going to take that risk.
Six.
My vision.
My vision.
Oh.
There goes our boy.
Well, he rolled those dice.
He rolled those dice.
OK.
Five.
Five slaves for that.
Holy shit.
Well, he rolled those dice.
He rolled those dice.
Brother Hill, holy shit.
I
Laugh the laughing boys. It was a good
Sevens in the chat for this fine
Congratulations your friends
Rippy snacks on his
That's not a real day using me. You're trying to send me out for something
I
Got
Thank you. Thank you. I can't believe that happened right here. I cannot
The question is oh, I just got hit there's a
No, it's one team one team was it was it was it was it was it stuff? I was up here. It's right here
I'm trapping this I'm trapping this doorway
I'm trapping this remember you're behind us. They're behind us. They're behind
Yeah, I'm gonna open the door. This is like said remember you gotta jump over the trap. Oh shit. They're minus
I hit that one
Guys, you guys so low yeah, this we have to see if we get up and you know
Okay, where's it's looking
I'm cooking the wizard, I'm cooking the wizard, it's one jump, it's one jump.
How's this make sense dude, I am so good at nipping.
Exhaust it.
Exhaust it.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm cooking these guys, holy crap, I'm going crazy.
There's a whole other team watching us by the way.
Where's this guy going?
There's another team.
You got him.
Holy shit, oh my god, got him.
Holy crap.
Oh, I am now gonna die because he's a person. Oh
My cast the door spell highly affected
I just got a wizard
You guys have you right I do I do
I kill two. I kill two.
Two. One plus one.
Not too shabby. Not too shabby.
Why am I stuck? What? Oh, god.
You okay, Kibbit?
Did everything flanked them point blank with my radiation is still out of range?
I'm gonna open this roll right here. I'm gonna trap this real quick guys remember. I'm trapping this
This is our accent this when they get in this trap they get stuck for like three seconds
We're gonna keep this open. It'll be our accent plan. Yeah, keep it. Yeah, insurance
Charge Wizards, charge!
Fireball!
Oh, direct hit! Fireball!
Get him, get him, get him!
I don't want to block you, let me just...
Oh, fire!
Oh
Yeah
They put us right here
We're going to Bard, it's gonna be three reigns.
WHIT-DEEEEDGE!
Wait, I think we just gotta get zone.
I don't think we can do the portal.
They're right here, they're right here.
WHIT-DEEEEDGE!
They're right here, they're right here, they're right here.
Oh, I'm so dead.
It job, it job a bunch.
It job, it job.
They're right here waiting for me.
They're right here waiting for me.
Oh my God, this is so-
Why would the hell is there still doing here?
I'm gonna just open this portal and get out
and thank my shit and kill myself.
Fuck
What the what the hell
Go over the high go over the high. I got you. Is this you? Is this you?
I got you give me I got you. I got you much. Is this you?
What's your heart out? What's your heart out?
You think we wise it will you say you I don't know yeah, I don't know that
No, that is me that is me the hell's your heart out they steal my heart
So my heart so that oh you got all you got this over you know you move the armor first. Oh god. Yep. I got a guy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no pick. Oh, I'm going watch I'm going
I'm going
This is your mom
This is it with me
We're dead. We're dead. Oh, yeah, you're real close. You're close to the circle right around the corner
We're dead
Well get in there
I'm going for it Bush
I'm going for it
Oh, dingle, oh dingle!
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh God, I have nothing!
Oh!
Get out of the way, Spongebob!
You can take these bombs!
Oh God!
There's a lot of bombs!
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh God!
Fireball!
Fireball!
Fireball!
This is us boys! This is us!
Get in there, get in there.
Still about me.
I want a smooch!
Oh, 25, 25.
25.
Good work.
Oh my-
No way!
Look at that!
That fucking wizard go!
Hell yeah!
Yeah, I got a hat for you.
I got a hat for you gimmick.
That's great, because that'll be my only article of clothing.
I got a shoe for you, watch.
Oh, I can't use those.
Can't use those.
No, you can't.
You should for a barbarian.
A shoe?
Oh.
Are you a barbarian?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a barbarian.
I'm a barbarian, a barbarian boy.
You want to try fighter?
Oh my goodness.
We are cooking boys.
Everybody tells me the cleric is amazing.
And I felt like pretty good on the cleric.
Take this arrow, take this arrow.
One arrow.
I
Almost if you killed me
This can't fly her down
I got
I just want to waste me. No, no, no, no
I get past I got so many heels boss. I got like a hundred bags
Which I'll give you nine pages nine postings deal beautiful beautiful beautiful
Oh
Stop dolly gagging p.r. No, I'm not nolly gagging. I'm not
Oh, mr. Brl. K. H. H.
My boy. It's one good man. Good. Oh, man. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
Oh
Oh look this way, there's nothing over here that you would possibly desire?
Yeah.
But here's three, nine portions, I'm only gonna be able to give you like three manages actually,
I have less manages than I thought.
That's what happened to the six.
Okay, I'll give you six manages, fuck you, give it.
Yeah, give me the six, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
I have none for gimmick though.
I can give gimmicks some heals.
Guys, you're right next, you're literally right next to a,
right next to a revive station.
It's like two feet away from me.
I've been teaching so hard. I've been teaching so hard. I have literally zero bounce
Okay
this is my moment this is my moment
do I rise faster than you guys?
does that seem really quick as compared to me?
when I usually watch Coco, Reggie
you're right, why do you rise faster?
apparently I rise way faster than you guys
okay so you should rise faster
magic man. Yeah, he is a wizard. I am a wizard. I mean, where's magical interaction speed?
Oh, your didn't you pick up some little treats? Oh, yes, you're a good barbarian boy. Yes,
some treats. You want some treats for you? In terms of weapons, though, there's no weapons.
I
Need it take take these two take these two is six motions motions for you
Yeah, do you want a campfire?
At this point, I think I hear a lot full
Save for when we need it because I got the potions
Oh, Carol, Mr. Whip.
Just let me know. You guys see any blades?
Axes.
Oh, bad baldy's back!
What?
There's a lot of blisters.
Heeey, you shouts, dudes.
Oh.
Yo, there's a quarter staff here for you, P. I don't know what's up with that.
Watch out, there's a wizard! It's the boss, it's the boss!
I need this for me.
I spawned!
Ah!
Get in!
Oh.
Hustle him enough.
Oh, why me?
Oh, my God!
I'm so fra-
I'm so fragile.
Oh.
My ball!
Oh, gee-
I don't get it, I'm coming.
Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?
I can help them. Oh, he's got that. Oh, he hasn't died for a while, boss. He's died
for a while. Let's use our best spells on him. Explosion! Explosion! Explosion! Explosion!
We have a team we have a team I don't have any spots
You want the fireball?
Are you fighting them, Pete?
I can't aim, I can't aim.
I lost sight of you, I don't know where you went.
I'm... I don't know where you...
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, God.
I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm going to play a quick meditation.
A slight meditation.
I
Get regrouped we had to regroup. It's all we grew up on coca-cola
Yeah, I'm coming on coming. We're coming you guys. We're gonna come in you guys. I'm coming you guys
We get my spouse back I'm meditating. I think he may be outside this door. I don't do
Yeah
Lady bungulator got to do for
I'm coming!
There's a healthy enemy!
We should say that we can get out, yeah?
Oh god.
Oh, what the fuck is all this mass?
Die, Siemens! Die!
On the power fence, Siemens!
I'm gonna pull you down.
Wait, why can't you get out, you lick?
Okay, I'm stuck down here. There's no routes out unless I go up, and the whole team's up.
We help you then
We have the wishes I'm gonna help them oh you said he said what what he died
We have to get a show. Yeah, we gotta get it. Oh my god. The whole team right here. The whole team right here
GOKU NUTS!
NOOOOOO!
Come on, eat!
DONE IT!
Fuck.
Oh my...
That was cooking too! I had to right-hand shot all the five of the guys, huh?
I bet that guy's hurt first, where?
Hmm?
Ooh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
You got this cocoa here Ben Jax
I think it through
I'm gonna make that's the same day you decide. Hey, that's it. I think I think I can make it out if I play like a rat I
Can make it out you try to calculate the trajectory of the last portal and then just steal it
So, no matter what team goes there, they'll have to leave one guy behind.
Therefore, we win.
Therefore, we win!
But most importantly, others lose.
Okay, okay.
Oh, this game is...
I got a great question, great question.
What the fuck is that?
What the hell is that?
What's that sound behind you? What is that?
What about the speed what the hell
You reheat your burgers
I still read me eat anything. I've never really be here anything's ever pizza
Gets AIDS after the first 24 hours burger AIDS
I
Like the game so far I see I like that's cool that game
Watch I really know I mean other than the sweat loads. I really don't know how you could like the game
It's kind of a fire game
We come on I
I mean come on there's like a couple things in gaming where you're like that's just by default cool
And that's like being a pirate with all your boys
on a pirate ship and
Be the fucking wisdom
And a warlock and a barbarian going through dungeons with your boys. It's like by default
Hey, take this and then run across
Like this
Oh, no, no, let him go.
Oh my god.
Gotta watch out for that spot.
What the fuck is that?
Open, open, open, please, open, please, open.
Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Run, go low.
Please, don't be close, boys.
I'm a loser with no friends, and I hate myself
I'm going to be a pirate by yourself, you can go through the dungeon by yourself, bud.
I missed my f***ing-
Where you taking it? Where you taking it?
Oh my god, I'm gonna feel so good.
I bet you can f*** that game.
Get my right wizards.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I
Wish I could I wish I could make it a little bit brighter though. I I see that's so dark
I know and you're such as my feet is brighter than the stream screen
So if I can't see they they barely can see nothing. I can't see fucking shit dude
Am I seeing just good daddy drinking
Maybe this will make a new game called Bright and Brighter.
We can see everything.
It all takes place in heaven.
Everything's really nice and cool.
Yeah, you don't fight anyone. Just hang around.
Just hang around. Just hang around.
What the fuck?
That guy knows how to use levers, turns out. Looks like Satan knows how to use levers.
How do I do it? You got a crooked bars
Must be nice to be a rain character. Oh fuck
You guys you stick your halberd to those things
What are you gonna stick your halberd to those cities stick your halberd through those things. Yeah
The trunk holds all the loose trousers.
Which one do I take?
Be the trousers, Bob. Be the trousers.
You need those loose trousers, you know.
Let everything loose in there.
You don't want to be too tight.
It could affect things long-term.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Oh
Paladin build
How does the powder build? I don't know what that is. I just gotta read though. Oh, I got a cloak! Oh nice work!
Oh man, oh man, oh man
I
Shaq do I use this longbow or do I use I don't really know what to use. I
Do okay, I use there only one way out on the final map
Shit!
My Jesus has much of shit!
My man, my man!
How do I get out?
Good luck, Jesus!
I left you down!
My wizard!
Probably like Jeremy Dark and Darker.
My wizard, my wizard!
My more fucking wizard!
Is it a new lobby from other maps or is it like the first map you did?
It's the first map you did.
Jesus, my boy.
I hope you're doing well, big man.
I hope you're doing well.
Good luck, Jesus.
Jesus, my boy.
So is it possible you're alone in here and everybody else is talking about that?
I'm getting from Jimmy Dark and Gargoyle's a new lobby every time.
Where's it with Alex? That's right.
Unfortunate.
I think you just chill. Wait for the sound.
I'm telling you, listen to me. Listen to me, Mr. Asian Beast.
If that's you.
Asian Beast is listening.
if the if let's say there's only a total of three portals by that I mean one
stack of portals three of them only three people can leave this last dungeon
so if you just go there and take one you are basically killing a fucking
a guy
Hide in the darkness.
Hide in the darkness.
Hide in the darkness quickly.
There's no noise.
Then you wait for them to pop a portal and...
Steal.
It's the temple of the Ministers of the...
BASTARD STIFF!
BASTARD OF THE TEMPEST TEMPEST MY BOYS!
My wizards, my wizards!
What the hell is going on tonight?
My wizards, my wizards!
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
You glow.
It should be anything.
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you, Mr. J.F.E.
See you soon, brother.
Hope you're doing smile as well, big man.
Hope you are doing very well.
All of your devil's inventions will be done.
Thank you, Mr. J.F.E.
See you soon.
Oh, my God.
I hope you guys have so much of me to be brothers.
You guys won't see me in the module, isn't that, big man?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Your speed love is gone now you cannot
The way this game is free, what is it called again?
I'm talking to you.
You kind of screwed Pee Wee, I kind of screwed.
I'm not even playing this as Cocoa Bites.
Let him have it Cocoa, let him have it.
What happened?
Magnum proof, magnum proof, magnum proof.
I'll see if I will, you I'll just take the portal.
They're not looking.
The portal's about to spawn.
Fuck
You can actually do this you can actually do this
I see we tell the open it we tell the open it then just run past me get in there
Oh shit
Oh
That's what I say that was the win adjacent. All right. I'm changing back
Okay, because otherwise, I'm going to kill myself in the game, because I keep dying.
I'm a cleric, or I'm a cleric. If you don't like, if we don't like, if we have any thoughts on the team composition.
I have some thoughts about the team composition. I have some thoughts.
Uh, gimmick, you fucking suck!
Oh
Guys guys, I don't think it matters what the team composition is I think it matters
How much of a heart he put into the game?
How much we want it.
YOU WANT IT!