TheBurntPeanut
[DROPS] DARK & DARKER | GIMMICK & COCO | I HAVE MASTERED THE WIZARD | NOTHING BUT WINNING TODAY | #BUNGULATE
07-29-2026 · 4h 28m
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I can't wear the blue, I can't buy the black, I can't buy wind up in the sky
I can't even put a fucking cap
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, cuz you ain't want my cash
But you think I was fucking low, like a king
Fuck you, fuck you, bitch, you know that you're ready
I reach, you're in my feet, you say it
You show me, bitch, you know it
I
Hit my desk so on that my computer turned off
Sorry! Sorry everybody! Sorry! Sorry! That's on me wizards! That's on me wizards! That's on me!
That'll happen! That'll happen! That'll happen wizards! My bad! My bad, gang! That'll happen! That'll happen!
So, you know, you never know what it might happen! But it can happen! But it can happen! My apologies,
wizards, my policies, we are back! We are back and we are better than ever! We are better than ever!
Hey gang, I'm back and ready to go.
What's up? What's up?
Hey, nothing, I will not be smacking my desk any longer.
That's, obviously I have smacked so much that there's a loose cord. I bet that thing is literally
Hey, you got my friend you think so I bet you it's one of your I think we wanted it's probably one of your cards
Well, what happened was I looked over to my left and it said Windows is ran into a problem as soon as I smack my desk
So what would that be?
Because it could be the GPU right because then it wouldn't explain that message. No, I wouldn't be a cable now
You one of your your RAM so one of your cards is is needs to be receded probably
What am I my RAM cards RAM?
I would just reseed everything at some point just like open it up for five minutes resee your Ram resee your GPU
Yeah, if it was a GPU, it wouldn't have been able to display that message on thing
Probably if you're running yeah, yeah, yeah, it's probably around your problem. I will say that that
That means something is very loose in there. So it's volume 50% chance that happens again tonight. Ah
Ah, well, you know I said I'm gonna use this time to ask my chat what I need to do for the Squire,
but all of your people came over here and chat moved way too fast and I learned nothing.
Ah, attention. Should I stop my digital time, attention?
Yeah, please. I love...
You think?
Literally. I love that. Yeah, that's great.
I'll check out the stream make sure all the wires are nice and snug nice and snug in there.
Okay, let's proceed, let's let, oh you know what, wait what, who's the leader of the lobby
now is it no longer me?
Is it me?
No, I was able to rejoin when I quit.
You're probably still in the lobby.
I'm still in the lobby but somebody else is the the guy uh
I found out how the screams episode has to been watching us or catching us
On my screen as the leader of the lobby it says select a server
When on anyone screen who isn't the lobby leader it just says the server
Peanut's name
Wait, I'm the leader. I'm the leader. I'm the leader. How do I give it to peanut? Thank god
Uh, I don't know.
I bet it's bugged. We leave the party, leave the party.
Oh, and they might have still backed me.
Okay, got it, got it.
There you go, boss.
There you go.
Does that mean you guys have to be hiding your screen?
Yeah, I can't even leak it.
I've been hiding my screen every game.
Okay, okay, okay, guys.
Oh, because we have to hide our screens the whole time.
a ball bus yeah a ball bus well I mean not really I just like I can see whatever
I just had to just at the front whatever I said I'll wait five seconds and then
select you do seven I mean
oh mr. real brand of what good bad good I'm bad and mr. Maddie and mr. Rambo
Thank you, my boys, please need you, my boys.
Uh oh, PB Sand Weds from Wizzing Clothes, oh here, good to get us to put on the Wizzing
Clothes.
Okay.
All right.
What?
Okay.
Okay, well now I had so much time to do all this, but I'm gonna
Give me a second
Take your time boys. Take your time
What's bigger do?
What's what do?
Okay, all right vigor
Vigga what's Vigga do?
What what is what I G o r V I G o I'm not gonna spy. Can you say that for me?
Vigor it's a normal work
It's HP I've heard all right. I've heard it's HP HP. Okay HP. Okay. Okay, kind kind. Okay, okay, okay?
All right. Yeah, it's me that sounds right HP
Okay, I'm trying. I'm doing a test mode. I'm not gonna have spells
Designful and we all know how sweaty he is. Yes, very funny. He gave me a little he's gave me a lit some little tips here
I'm gonna try doing I'm gonna be an attack man. An attack man, huh?
An attack
Cleric I'm probably gonna do this once it's probably gonna fail and then I'll go back to mr. Heels
But I'm gonna try okay. Okay. Has everybody hit the head the screen. Yeah. Yeah, I've been hit at the whole time
Let's go
You have any yes, yes, only damage which serves yet. Okay. No, okay
Yeah
By now we got we almost now we
Okay, we're gonna try this we're gonna try this I don't know if it's gonna work or not what we're gonna try Bing Bing boom
Let's do it
Yeah, okay, all right, coaxies right let's ride
Mm-hmm. Dr. Good diving. Dr. And diving.
That's where it's all about. That's where it's all about.
That's what it's all about.
It'd be huge.
I got a fucking legendary golden boost.
This is fucking nice.
Holy shit.
Take that, dog!
What's up, dog?
What's up, dog?
Oh, I got a crystal ball for you, Peter.
Oh, thanks, much, thanks, much.
Oh, I got a old shirt.
I got a new-
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't know.
I mean, the head was in arrow.
I, I see the perfect turn.
The man, the man, the man, the man.
Oh my.
Got him.
Is it a skeleton?
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh.
Some girl clad right there in the bushes.
Watch it.
Oh, watch out behind you, Asian beast!
Oh, I got a quote too. Holy shit! I had a golden quote! Wait, Vigor!
What's Vigor for?
It helps, it helps.
How? How'd I learn?
How'd I learn?
Vigor, passing spell speed, debuff directly. Who is this?
Meatball? Give it to Meatball.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, here, take this.
Yeah, here, here.
Is it for Meatball?
Yeah.
Okay, take this. Take this.
Meatball, come here, my Meatball.
Legendary quote right here for you.
Legendary?
Right behind you.
Okay?
Peanut just took it.
He just took it.
I'm going to take this.
Oh, I'm going to take this.
Oh, I'm just going to take this.
I'm going to go ahead and go ahead and go ahead and go.
Hey, you just talk to the folks.
There you go.
There you go, boys.
There you go.
Oh!
There you go.
I locked it in.
Locked in, boys.
Locked in.
Look at it.
Did this sound something?
Oh, I'm hearing now it's actually physical strength, not health.
Fuck!
I'm getting mixed messages.
Oh, guys, I'm cooking.
It doesn't make any sound.
Oh, guys, I love it!
It's a melee thing.
It's a melee thing.
Hey, the box!
The box back there!
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Where where where I'm up top the letter
I mean where it's held that's what I that's one of those two it's one of those two for sure
Okay, that literally makes zero sense you're the book that every I was talking I was next
Ok, alright, what is this leverad?
Uh, what is this leverad again up on top of the thing?
Ah.
Uh.
Oh there it is!
Do something something.
We got him.
We got him.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna ask the question.
never successfully done one of these before.
Let's see how I do it.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
This is your home.
Alright.
Oh, right.
Surface come, surface come.
Okay, let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Wait, here's someone.
Take it to the quick seat.
Oh, wait.
I should sit in the circle.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me, boys.
Is it space bar?
You used to do the quick time event, or is it app?
Is it space bar you used to do the quick time event? Or is it app?
I don't know.
That's a hard quick time event. I wouldn't even lie.
Oh, it's me, so I should talk to you.
Oh.
Please stop blaming me. I'll think of something.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
My apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
My apologies.
Oh!
Oh, wait.
That's bad.
Do something something wait. Oh blue ball blue ball wait no way. There's dead people here that we didn't care
That's weird
That's a species
Oh, I see a whole team on me
Yeah, I'm gonna put up a stop like are they pushing us or no
I
it was in the circle
wasn't I hate you've been about that I'm gonna be like I gotta want to go I say
say say say oh and I just got triple tax immediately hey where you at my
This is a real guy, this is a real guy!
Come now!
Oh, got him on his head?
Move, where's that move?
Little baby healing...
Oh shit!
Oh god!
Oh god!
I spawned him!
Hey
Oh my god, there's a whole other team here. There's a whole other team. I'm dead. It's a bit
It's all of me
Oh
You're okay, it's over boss. It's over for me. Yeah, it's over for me. It's over for me. Yeah
Yeah, it's excuse me. Yeah. Oh
All right. Yeah, you should do the John Cena. Yeah one or shot
And laugh it boys
Laptop
Oh my god
Oh my things.
16k is the lowest I've seen Piat.
What the fuck is that?
His stream just crashed, don't believe in me, Slagg, I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off, boss.
This is really, this is really going on here.
This is really happening here.
Okay.
Oh
Oh good punch good punch excellent punch
Holy shit fucking fuck man, oh my lord
Guys i'm not gonna lie to you we were cooking now i need that zone is what guys share as zone is what guys
I will say dude this build so much more powerful. Oh my god. I just need to do a quick little touch
Guys I'm telling you let me tell you something I think everybody could agree I
Think everyone as soon as I say this there's gonna be so many W's in the chat twitch is gonna crash
We have improved
tenfold
And Ford mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yep. I read it
Two and a half years two and a half years make it two and a half two and a half years to be to get their first kill
I mean how many pills do we have?
Exactly
Yeah
Uh-huh. Yeah, we have increased our skill. We have increased our skill 10
10, not five, not two, 10, four, 10, four,
since we started playing yesterday.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, easily, easily.
Oh, Nick Merckx was better today.
Honestly, I am gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and down that, G.
I'm gonna go ahead and down that.
I'm gonna go ahead and down that.
I'm gonna give you another insight
of what that today probably looks like for Mr. Merckx.
All these guys are nerds, I can't even name one football player, of course he kills me with his wizard powers.
That's where it looked like.
Bro? You forgot the bro.
I almost believed it was Nick.
Dude, I was going to hop off and hit the gym.
I only have to live for 20 minutes because I'm 4 foot 5 and I can jack easily.
I
Think he dies. I think he died. I think he dies. I think I think he does a little inside for you a little inside
Little inside. All right. I'm gonna teach everybody how to speed
Nick Merck's is that you that's right. No way. It's be peanut. I was just pretending I was just
it was it's just me it was me be at the whole time it was me be at the whole
time
the way you go seriously she's she's
how am I the only one ready that's your bitch I'm ready I'm ready also oh
also also also I'm thinking about trying five guys again I know that's not
really I'm telling you I kind of want to try it again it's good I guess it's solid
they're just getting first unlocking gentlemen locked it in
Oh my goodness sir stankerton oh my goodness
No, these guys care about me at all
No one oh shit this guy cares about me
Okay, he's not going good for me. He's not going good for me. You guys got
I got a sling here for you on this buddy, Mr. Clarek.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my goodness, I just got a two-wheeled cape.
Holy dingle, that's magic.
Um, so how do I get ammo for the sling?
I just look at the ground and pick up rock?
I don't know
The boots were good to you, but we should have the knowledge to win
It was a poop
He's dead!
Hey, he's alive!
He's alive!
He's alive!
We got him!
We got him!
Right on me, right on me.
Two teams, two teams.
Hold it and fight.
Be supple, be supple, be supple.
Why is that guy raising his head to the end like you just don't care?
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh
Don't care. There's a rogue over there. I just saw him disappear. Yeah, I saw my son
This guy's running
But this guy's a gap I'm gonna kill this guy. I'm gonna kill this guy. Well, I'm pretty sure he seems to be any god man
That's what happened
Wow, this guy doesn't die
Mabel!
It's Puget!
It's Puget!
We're here, we're here, we're here, we're here!
SHUT!
Oh, right there.
SHUT!
What the hell is going on?
SHUT!
Playing the defensive.
SHUT!
Oh, there's two wizards, there's two wizards!
Yeah, we can take them, we can take them!
Oh!
I know you love them, I'll be back!
Give me a sec, give me a sec.
Gotta hang around.
just hangin around just hangin around
big meditation, big meditation
big meditation
they're trying to bait us through that door and there's no one to help us
I'm falling for it!
I'm falling for it!
I'm falling for it! I'm going in!
Where did it go?
Go in, go in, go in, go in!
I'm all!
I'm all!
You get a good hit, let me know and I'll put
I'm just trying to play more defensive here, because I don't gotta help
I'm all!
Thank you, thank you, perfect, perfect
I'm all!
There's so many teeth here!
Hey, what is this?
Hey, shut up!
These guys are low!
These guys are low!
These guys are so low!
They are all getting pranked at by them.
Guys, so low!
Guys, so low!
Help!
Guys, so low!
No!
He's watching us!
No!
I got him, I got him!
One more, one more, one more!
Is this you?
No, no, no, no!
Hold on, I'm grabbing his heart.
Oh my God.
He went...
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I'm gonna go to get him.
He's here. He's here.
He's right here in the corner here. He's right here in the corner.
He might die to this gargoyle. I think the gargoyle just killed him.
I hit him. I hit him. I hit him. I hit him.
Where did you? Where did you?
He went invisible just like
Can you move up being invisible? Oh god, I think I heard him in the bushes. I think it jumped off
Holy shit, that is okay
Bridge I'm gonna die by this fucking skeleton right here, dude. I'm fucked up
Yeah, this guy might be a not a threat
Yeah, yeah, yeah here
There's dropped a white one right there a white one
I knew I was a wager I
Do it that's what I'm beating his ass. No you are
I'm gonna I'm gonna rez a peanut. I'm gonna rest peanut
After a second there maybe
You're gonna push this I gotta push this they're pushing you. Oh, yeah
Holy fuck it. Yeah, what the hell is that?
Oh, they're hurting, they're hurting, they're hurting.
You gotta heal up, cuz you gotta heal up.
I don't have any heals.
I'm gonna go rescue, I'm gonna go rescue.
Just gotta take care of that weird guy.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Where'd he go?
They ran off, they're absolutely messed up.
I'm nowhere else, I'm out, I'm completely out.
That's not good, I was knocked out.
I was campfire.
Give me the bully!
There's heals right here, oh wait, this guy, I can with this guy.
I need some heals too.
Should we do a campfire real quick?
Circles coming.
Move!
We gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh no.
Let's do a camp. Oh! Right here, get boys.
Oh god. We gotta heal. We can't take back this.
Oh there's a guy here! There's a guy here!
Help! Help me please god!
Help me please god!
Hey, this guy, this guy's arrows.
Oh, he too hit me, he too tapped me. Just two hits, that's it.
Oh no, I don't even have my wisdom powers!
Oh no!
What a fucking racist!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Carnit!
Carnit!
Adelape!
Adelape, boys, adelape!
I'll go kill this guy, the revenge, he's right behind you, kill him, slaughter him.
Wizard ever
That's a player that's a player
Sure shoot this
He's shooting a guy in the corner back there boys. I'm just running
Lucy wizard
Wait, do you have hearts or you just getting out? Oh, no, I'm gonna get out bank my shit. Whatever. Yeah
Yeah, that's good. Thank you. Good call. Good call
Take a little money
oh yeah you can get through this door you can survive you'll survive
oh my god oh it's a slime oh my god I'm dead
oh my god that's fucking slow oh my god oh my god that's slime dude slime
I'm just gonna slime slimes be slime coconut. No, that's not how you do it. No. Oh my god
Let's go again. That's not
You do it coconut now. I could give you some lessons if you want I can give you
Yep, oh, I give you some lessons. I can get some offline offline lessons offline lessons offline lessons
somebody said
If you fireball the feet, Mr. Peanut, I will explore on the floor instead of missing entirely.
And it's a good little tack, it'll fireball tack, tack.
Really?
F.P.T.
Fireball tack, yeah.
Well, tell that, in Brad Fatherless Pussy, that I am also aware that if you direct hit
him, it does 3X damage.
Ooh.
And also on top of that, if you...
If you if you shoot for the feet you have no chance of hitting a headshot which does even more damage
Yep, that's right that's right
Yep, you're gonna tell them I will tell you're darn tuned. Yep. You're darn tuned
You're darn tuned you darn tuned dark. Oh, I think you said dark to like what is that?
Is that when you have the diarrhea parasite that's when you have the Taco Bell lettuce diarrhea parasite you be pooping you be pooping jet data and jib dead on
Get your mind
Then absolutely
Mm-hmm now allow a whiskey to get lubricated
here we are let us proceed let us proceed
oh pop a meatball oh no one moment well just one short moment here I'm getting
Some information that I can be even better
Alright did you you're gonna have to change the server though. Oh, yep
You say to the game not no no no no no not this one. No, no, this one's good. This one's good. Oh you got it
All right, let's proceed let's proceed wizards let us proceed let us proceed
I
Prepare yourselves, wizards.
The hardest battle you've ever seen.
Oh, perfect.
Perfect.
Excellent, excellent.
This is a moment.
technically this is the first round we've played in this game every other round was a warm-up
technically this is our first round for you go go for you on the ground there what's what you
got there's a purple glove thank you thank you it's a hard ways of life oh i it's a hard
I can't find them.
They're on the skeleton.
Take this, take this.
Take this golden helmet for you.
I just want to know what it feels like to have a good bow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my god
Oh
Actually like actually actually what give me can I hit you with this bow and then in the chest with this
Yeah, you hear me with that. Oh, no, there's guys
Heal guys
He's here
Oh, are they running oh shit
There's so many back up back up back up and we shut the door behind them
I need you man, they're breaking down the door
I
Could never run away like that guy ran away. What the hell you want a pussy?
There's a house right in here. What's that shot house ride house run. Yeah
Opposite corner the line to me. I don't I see it
I just go back there and fuck these guys up
oh I see what I see what coming in on with you guys fight each other they're
fighting each other we get their party they're fighting me they're fighting me
okay do you stay alive because I'm doing a big play
Never mind, didn't work.
MY WOLF!
MY WOLF!
I'm having boys, I'm having boys!
Trickles, come on in.
He just turned into the devil.
I got one, I got one, I got one!
Fuck, you got one!
I need help, I need help!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
Fireball!
I'm healing.
Are they running? Are they running?
Dingle, dingle!
Dingle, dingle!
One dead, one dead, one dead!
He died, he died!
I got healed, I got healed!
We gotta go, we gotta go to the church here!
We gotta move, we gotta move!
I'm not a bad guy, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Fuck it, I'm coming, I'm coming!
He's just way more, he's just way!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Really?
I killed both of them!
Whoa!
Oh my god.
Good work, Coco.
Coco, can you grab all those useless, I come back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm got him.
I
Don't go nice
Nice work
The Asia's beach guy wait hold on we should thank you. Yeah, wait. That's a first team wipe
With all of us survived I think that is
Down here, let's move these eyes little kid up for you. I'm coming. I'm coming
Mm-hmm
You know literally does nothing ever
This is a very kind is that true peanut is that true
No, there's obviously not true gimmick. Oh, there's a wizard lie. Oh, there's a beach state wizard lie
Let's do it. Let's do it
Keep state wizard lie
You find a little little trick it's
I'd see you later give it up
Get a little extra loot either way that first time when you asked if I was grouping cocoa. I was not
I saw are you okay? You're really good. Well that makes it honestly kind of okay. Yeah, that's thank you
Thank you. Thank you. I can't hit a brother for fucking for good and now I can't hit on that
We've all been there. You've all been there. We've all been there. We've all been there. That'll happen. Yeah, that'll happen. My vision
My man my wisdom
Mm-hmm
Let's proceed guys. This is the one
Big because I have almost no heels and I've got heels
Appeals like I'm from the guys that kill Oh, thank you. Thank you here. Uh bandages potions bandages potion
Potion there you go. You did this one. You did this one take that take that shit
Give me give me this one. I got a few oh no. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
I've got five potions. I've got five
To this longboat is saying holy shit
There's a boot that's right here for you P
Oh my god
We're having trouble are you a bit of trouble?
Now you just move I guess
I got a I got a cleric thing. Oh, we wrote purple. Oh, we wrote right here
He's a holy robe.
Holy woe!
Holy woe!
Holy woe!
Holy woe!
Holy woe!
Big sip of the wizard potion.
Wizards.
Wizards.
Yo, P.P., I got purple gloves for you right here.
Um, oh, take it easy.
Take it easy.
Oh, I can't even wear those right a looting is not going to be too far we
don't know that there was a hat that chat was telling me a coyote
I
Can't see shut I'm glad to be my cheese box right here
No
He's low he's low
He's dead, I gotta be dead!
Oh, good work, good work, good work, good work!
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, sir, Jimmy, sir!
Oh, it's down here!
He's dead!
I spiked these foul bees!
Excellent shot, excellent shot!
Thank you, Mr. P., careful of these spikes right here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh wait purple uh purple supper you're wizard
purple captain take that
we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
oh oh it's a double trap
isn't the oracle no better guys guys guys
I had the knowledge I think I hear a team
yeah yeah I hear a team I hear a team yeah yeah
I
Oh god damn it dude. God fucking damn it, man
Oh
What a
Well, let those guys out with a little warning this time
I'm not gonna lie to you boys. That was just a freak action.
So I'm getting word that you are sitting on your ass
meditating while we're getting,
you're sitting on your ass going oh, oh, oh,
and you didn't hear me say, hey guys,
I think there's guys here.
No, that doesn't sound like me, no.
No, that doesn't, yeah.
No, you got the wrong guy, unfortunately.
I wish I could help you.
I wish I could help you find out who did that,
but that wasn't me.
Was.
Not me.
Was it me?
Oh, was it me?
Okay.
All right.
Everybody, I just need to I just need.
I just need to.
Um, guys, I, uh, that was the free gaxing cook.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
That was a free gaxing.
That was a free gaxing.
That was a free gaxing.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
You just got, we got jump.
We got.
You got jump.
We got jump.
You got jump.
Mm hmm.
Um, mm.
Oh, oh, here's incorrect.
You heard you just decided it was better to be prepared
BAM
BOOM
I need that guy now
Holy crap, I need that guy
Mr. Hallaghan has worded that
I've decided
It was better to be prepared
Wait, wait, I'm not in guys. Yeah, it keeps making me as well.
What the hell?
Oh
Oh
Oh
All right
Well, all solo this one
All solo this one
Oh my god, I spent money on extra potion
Good thing it
Get a good thing I spent money on extra potions. I'll just listen guys. Why don't you just kick back relax?
I'll sell you this one. Okay
Counter-argument kill yourself. Mm-hmm
Okay, well, I'll consider those two in the game boys away the equally game in the game away them equally
Yes, wait it equally with equally
So, you don't wanna play.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
John's ASAP. Let's get to
Let's get to Luton here. Beautiful. Beautiful.
You give a joy. You're killing yourself, right?
Oh, no. I'm fighting the good fight. I'm fighting the good fight. Oh, any moment now.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. I did the
I tried. I tried. I tried. I suck me up. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was the experience. That was the experience.
All right. Oh, Lord, I'm out of bush. Back to it. Ready up. Ready up.
Hmm
My different character because you play like a bar
I
Just want to remind us
Us three
It's best if an entire group of three all by ourselves
I think the heels I bought going into the first game combined with the heels
I got I bought going into this game because I am half an inventory of heels right now
As those puppies around
Oh
Blakey I'm breaking I'm breaking
Oh my god, what was that guys guys
BAMBALL!
EXPORTED!
EXPORTED!
EXPORTED!
You just go, you just go, I'm gonna die, okay.
Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Fight, fight, fight!
EXPORTED!
EXPORTED!
I hit the guy twice.
I'm talking to this guy, I'm talking to this guy, he's alone.
Oh, I'm messing him up, boy, I'm messing him up.
Headshot, headshot.
I'm talking to this guy, I'm talking to this guy.
He's low, he's low, he's low.
Fireball!
Watch your body, watch your body.
Fireball!
Fireball!
Fireball!
Oh shit. Oh god. Oh shit. Oh, good average.
Oh god. Oh, good average.
Hey, you guys, is this not the one?
Oh shit. Get a piece, cook em.
Oh, cook em up, cook em up.
No more, no!
Oh, somebody had a gun.
Somebody had a gun.
No! No!
No!
Still got a guy.
I got one. Fuck that guy specifically.
I got one. Fuck that guy.
I was cooking.
We were cooking.
You were cooking.
I just took so much damage on the front end.
They just had to hit me like once.
I was cooking.
I'm telling you guys, we are getting so much better.
Lock it.
Lock it.
This is the one.
This is the one we make it all the way through every dungeon.
Right here.
Right here.
Right now.
This is the day they would sing song job.
There would be wizards.
500 years in the future telling their wizard grandson.
Remember the time?
Remember the the day of the of the of the peanut the Asian beast and pub of meatball
Yes
Fuck it. Fuck it. Yes
The homage tries ground smashing ground smashing the fireball
We're improving so much for real, maybe in a year we can beat one match in a year I'm
about to beat your dick.
Fuck you.
Now let's ride!
That's not it. That's nice.
Oh, a trap right here, if you must.
Take your death. Take your death.
Oh, good graciousness.
wizard thank you okay all right okay okay I remember that I remember that I
remember that just a wizard break a wizard break where's it break where's
it break where's it break oh there's a healing trainer if somebody gets love
I can jump in.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to get my promo gloves.
Come here, get my promo gloves.
Someone here.
They are yanking gloves.
Help me, gloves.
Hmm.
Oh push the water big thank goodness. Oh great googly moogly. Big googly moogly that big is juicy.
Little something something. Oh we see to be doing the same chess wizard.
Wait I got a bushes for eating bushes. I would love some blue cherries right here.
He's just going
If you have medicaid we need medicaid. Have I even used these spells? 10 arrows with this guy 10 arrows?
Thank you. I got arrows on it. Over here. I'm getting the arrows over there too. Thank you. Thank you
Oh, we're cooking we're cooking boys. We're cooking. Yep. Okay. We're up. We're up. We are up. We're up
little bit of this little bit of that isn't there a lever over here that i got a box?
i don't know i swear to god that there's a table facing the wall i swear
hmm people face in the wall somewhere I know where this oh I got it I got it oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I got knowledge to cloak oh my big big big big
huge it's huge it's huge it's massive massive massive I'm dropping some stuff
to see pretty girl brown you see
to get to the people you want
let him have it gimmick let him have it
and this
I smite thee I smite thee
he cannot possibly take much more
keep out him gimmick keep out him
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
I'm gonna pop through this door
pop your top up
Oh my god
There's so much food down here
I can't use him away.
Oh, don't shoot.
Got it.
He's sharp in some moves.
Ooh!
All right.
Got a cook?
No, I didn't. Where's the cook at?
No, no, I am a cook. I thought you got one.
Oh, I got some food gloves.
Oh.
I can't say I literally can't say I can't see nothing there
I will be the seeing man.
Use my sword.
Alright, then my-
Hey, forward!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Oh, ornate chest here.
We need a lockpick.
We're right up.
Oh, that's-
Oh, that's real nice.
Woo!
Little chopped inch up.
Wait.
Does he have a lockpick?
Well, I have a lockpick.
We have a tie-in.
Oh, 13 arrows.
Attach we beam.
I have a lockpick test for you.
There's another lockpick test out there.
We got it.
Here we go, here we go.
There's time for everything.
Ocean!
I hear people I hear people I hear people I got it people on us people on us people on us
You say you say you say
You say you just cashmouse or no
You just cashmouse
No, no, right, let's go. Let's go. I'm going I
We can pinch this guy, we can pinch this guy!
I'm blind, I'm blind!
I'm coming in, BUDGE!
Get this pussy, get this!
Ice bonk!
Ice bonk!
Don't just have me kill the ranger!
Beat the ranger, beat the ranger, I'm coming!
He's watch out, he's watch out!
I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help!
Beat his jig! Beat his jig!
Yeah!
God, oh my god!
Yeah!
I'm so low health!
I'm so low health!
Oh, really?
Is there more?
Is there more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I locked him out.
I locked him out.
He's a ranger.
This is him.
That's the road.
This is the road.
This is the road right here.
This is it.
This is it.
This is one of the worst singing songs ever.
Oh my god.
I wonder what the Franger I killed.
There's an old rusty heat.
Does that do anything?
I mean, I'm sure it does something.
Wait, which one's better?
I just have to check this out.
Which one's better?
Which one's better?
Which one's better?
Which one's better? Which one's better? Which one's better?
Oh wait, I uh... Should I do it? No. Should I do a fire? No, I'm just gonna help.
It's a huge... It's a huge loo room. Key under the bridge, under the bridge.
Guys, we gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta go. Yo, look at that key right now.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Where's the bridge at? Where's the bridge at? Does it mean oh?
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
I'm sure it says on the map. Oh, I see it. Nice. Nice. The bridge is already out of the map.
Alright, it is what it is. I just dropped the key. I just dropped the key.
Okay, we got it right here. Let's go, go, go!
I got Medici, I got Medici first. I just got twice with Ranger. He's Ranger's at twice.
Medici, Medici, Medici. At three times.
I'm coming up. Locking. At four times.
He's with Medici, he's with Medici. He's dead. I killed Ranger.
Oh no way! Oh my God.
I don't know if you saw the next map.
There's another team.
There's another team out there.
There's another team out there.
I don't know if I can get the key.
Dingo, dingo, dingo.
Dingo.
Shit.
Shit.
I can't get another one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Get him!
I'm coming, boys!
It's budget! It's budget!
Is this guy a virus? It's budget!
Is this guy? It's budget!
Is this guy?
Here you help.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh shi- You hit me! You hit me!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god!
Is this a wizard mistake or wizard break?
it break we should break we should break we should break we should break we should break
thank you for killing me that was I killed four three guys and then you just fucking
Exactly.
Of course.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Oh shit.
Here it is.
Oh.
Whoopsie.
Whoopsie.
Well.
Hey Peter, I'm going to give you some advice.
Can I get a check with some advice?
Well, hey Peter, I'm gonna give you some advice. Can I get her check with some advice?
Maybe it's a good idea not to kill your teammate. You ever think of that?
I'll have to run the numbers on that one, but...
Yeah.
What's your source?
I just think if you hit the enemy and go hit our teammates, we can win.
Mmm my wish it my wish it my wish it my wish it it was but a wizard break
It was but it was but a wizard break it was
All right guys we were doing good
Very good, Mr. Cograt
Let's go again. I got you again. I'm sure you get my fucking boost. Do it right. I was cooking
I think I'm fighting my rhythm
I'll find my rhythm as well. I find my rhythm as well. I'm telling you you're getting so good
I feel like I'm messing him up, but I mean we're definitely doing better.
I
Wish up for you Coco
Oh, right here right below your feet
guys powerful this guy is how you give me over this trap door I don't know either
Ranger boots on this guy green nothing crazy where are you mark them the one
That was right next to you sorry that one right thank you. Thank you. Hey, that's the loo room. We're at the bridge. Are we?
No, no, we're not
Which behind the boxes to the left in the middle is a lever oh
Another red blue Ranger
My my razor's pretty good. I got good gloves. He's shot in shop. I said a good good bow. Oh
For Lou
That works
Okay, right hide in the boxes in the middle
There's a lockbox right here. I think is this a lockbox. Hmm. Oh, I got I'm opening it hide in the boxes
I got golden pants
Amateur I found the place I found the place look over here gang. It's a shit
In the middle under the bridge coming under the bridge
He's ah little shuffling
Oh, he's not even over here, what do we do? Yeah, I don't know where he is. Oh, there's a box out here this box out here boys
Okay, oh down here down here down here
There he is
There's our little guy
There's the boss right here
Now
Okay, alright, out.
Explosive!
Explosive!
Why do you want me so bad?
Oh, look at you.
Oh, cool.
Very nice.
I found the dungeon and stuff and like the secret treasure plate and lava, but you guys
want to just take whatever you want guys.
Take everything you need to buy.
What?
I got my celebrity and the pleasure of playing the boss.
What?
You guys are not allowed to take it all.
No big deal.
Honour.
It's really no big deal.
Peter's getting chased by like an army right now.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm going great
Not
Going fantastic
Excellent work guys excellent work. Oh
a liar
Yeah, guys, I just killed like the whole army, but you guys go ahead and pick all the loot like so big deal guys
Really don't be a guy sir. It's really no big deal. I'm gonna take
Go ahead and take it all guys. They really don't be too sad
It's our pleasure. It's our pleasure. It's really not take it on
It's kind of like whatever there any we left mr. P. Oh, yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it
Yeah
Any time really don't really no problem really no problem guys. I mean oh guys guys team of the bridge
Yeah, I don't go up. Yeah, I don't know
I'm glad you want the ladder
The thing the ladder at the army. I killed it thing
We're not there on our way
Hey, you're by yourself. What the hell you guys do it back there? We're coming out. We're like that, but you're important stuff
Come on. Come on. Come here
me in this giant rock guy
I'm coming back I'm coming back
Excuse me sir
Nice
He's coming coming coming
He's floating
I'm exploding his cock I'm exploding his cock
Hit him hit him
Hit him again
I'm holding the door open holding the door open
Oh I I I
Okay
Okay, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, they're late.
My mother!
Get him, get him, get him!
Explosion!
Oh, what a high... high octane.
Oh!
Explosion!
Get him, boys, get him!
My mother, do it!
Oh, that's stupid.
Sorry, it's too late, I got it.
Oh, he hit the wall!
He's an idiot!
He's an idiot!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Hit him, hit him, hit him!
Hit him three times.
My mother!
I
So my eyes are so nice. Well, oh my god
You're welcome. You're welcome. Oh, I'm over the door. I just can't catch anybody in this game
You guys he plot your torch you walk as fast as walking without a sword and you can beat him with the torch
Oh my god, I'm one shot! I'm one shot! I'm bleeding one shot each other! Oh my god, it's over, it's over! Oh my god!
Guys, we have to distract! We have to distract with something! I gotta heal up!
They're honest, guys! They're literally honest!
We're in the corner! This is not good!
Yo, come on!
No, we're not going to get it!
I'm dead. I'm dead. I had to do zero health.
I
Wait this guy's pushing him. There's another team, there's a whole other team!
Hit him, hit him, fight this guy, fight this guy.
Yeah!
You kill this guy, I'm up with the door.
He's on you, he's on you.
Shit.
Yeah!
Oh, there's a whole other team, even if he wins, we're dead.
It's okay, okay, no, no, we're not dead.
I'm following him.
I have to mediate, I've got to...
I have to mediate, I've got to mediate.
I have to mediate, I've got to mediate.
I have to mediate, I've got to mediate.
Locked in.
Is that guy?
He hit him!
I hit him?
Okay, we gotta get in there.
They're holding for us, they're holding for us.
We do watch what we do, okay, all right, I just caught that arrow to the noggin
All right, and we gotta get it. I mean we're showing right now. We're showing it. No, we're not we're not we're not
And twice
Oh man, oh man, well you'll actually make that you're gonna make that
I just want to point out that
We had a portal earlier. Yeah, three and a portal but instead of taking the portal
We chased a man deep into the circle
Yes, yes we get it that's that'll happen sometimes that'll happen sometimes
I'll have to give wizard open portal faster rangers the slowest
Okay, oh
And for the sauce fingers it's SFS sausage finger situation a CFS a certified sausage finger situation
All right guys, all right, this is what I'm gonna do.
This is what I'm, it's a new wizard spell.
What you may not have heard of from the ancient time.
I'm gonna wizard kill myself
and go back to the lobby
so that we can all play one more time.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby.
He's got a handsome, he's got a handsome, he's got, he's got a handsome, all right, okay,
all right, oh I got two kills, I was, I'm telling you, I haven't been doing this since
I literally started, I have not been doing this since I started this game, but I whipped
out my wizard sword and I got two kills with it.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I got two kills.
No!
Yeah, I'm gonna start doing that.
I'm gonna start doing that.
If I can parry or something, guys,
would you parry, do you like move 90 degrees left or right?
Or, it feels like if I just hold it at him,
it never blocks him.
Both your kills were with a sword,
what does that tell you?
I've to keep being the wizard!
Let's run!
Yeah!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Let's do it!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
wizard!
I'm not even joking I ain't see my coat with a sword.
I my coat with a sword.
I might cook with a joint.
Um, dude, I've been killing so many, the people that told me to use a recurve bow
longbow is the way like I'm actually dropping motherfuckers now.
Like fuck the recurve. Longbow is the way headshot with this shit is crazy.
I have respect now. They respect me. They don't keep me anymore.
It's so nice. They respect you. They actually respect me.
Oh my god.
Should I switch to a melee guy or just use my sword as a wizard?
I don't know.
Dude, I want you to try melee guy eventually.
Just to see.
Just to see what it's like to not be able to do anything unless you go literally touch them.
I feel like as long as I utilize my sword as a wizard, I feel like I'd probably be better in the sword term right now as a wizard.
Huh.
a fighter has both
I hear the fighters good I just don't want to start from level one again I have
been a cleric I've been a wizard I've been a barbarian and now I'm many
levels behind you because it's not a count base it's damn character base I
I think I got a groove on this cleric.
You got a groove?
You got a groove going?
Well, I'm not healing anymore, but I feel way better than the barbarian.
I mean, I know the barbarian is good, but I just can't get...
I just can't lock into that playstyle.
I don't know.
I'm not even gonna get ignite.
I'm locking in same setup. We're locking in same stuff. We're going back in
Locking was lucky lucky lucky. Oh, yeah, I can feel it. This is this is the one. This is it. No, this is it
This is it. This is it. This is what we went when we entered I I thought you felt the order you felt the order
Oh my god, I felt the thrill, I felt the thrill.
Did you really?
Come on, how are these already open?
I didn't feel it.
What?
Oh, you can start all the way through, uh, yeah, it's not, everybody doesn't start
at the same time.
Yeah, it's all gone.
Why is that, like, crazy stuff?
Ice, ice became, wait, what, I got a full, what, wait, wait, somebody's over here, somebody's
over here.
Hey, what?
Where are you?
You got a stink, look at all the stink in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Oh.
I said, let me, let me, let me kill him!
What the hell is going on around here?
There's a bear on us.
Oh god.
It's a druid.
It's a druid.
We're going to have a chit.
We're going to have a chit.
Wait.
Give me some load now.
Oh yeah.
Shh.
They don't see me.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Oh my god.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Hey help.
I got too much.
I got too much.
I got too much.
They found.
I am all.
I shot.
I shot.
I hit that guy.
Guys I need help.
I need help.
Oh, that's out of the bitch these guys are really good. I'm not gonna lie. These guys are really good. These guys are
Oh
My god, what the fuck
I might have killed the bear
I'm coming Pete don't die. Don't die. Don't die. I never die
We're actually cooking right you're running away. They're running away. They're running away. Wait for me wait for me
Um, back at the uh...
Ahhhhhh...
Oh, I thought there was something on the map.
Back there, back there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back there, keep going.
Left, left, left, left, left.
There, there, there.
Right there, right there, right there.
You can see my little potion.
I got too much, I got too much.
I got bullshit shit, I got bullshit shit.
Oh
Did you loot the beer no, I did not look the bear
Fuck whatever
I think this is a revived thing right here. I hear someone. I hear someone. I'm over the revived thing
Okay, you ever at all the AI the boss is on you too. Oh fantastic. Let's meet me. Oh my goodness
We don't remember. I'm always talking I can revive them pretty quickly
Well, that's right this way
Oh there's so much shit!
I can't even see him!
Excellent, excellent, excellent work.
Oh
Me in the game coach put me in the game coach
Jumping stuff right here. There's a little health. I think we go. We go
Okay, right there. Oh my god. Oh my god. What a blessing
We'll go back gimmick does that how the shrink oh it's too late
I'm alive, it's all a matter of shit, all in one.
Oh, oh that's done, you shit, circles coming, circles coming, circles coming, I'll be up
with you guys in a second, oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness, dude I just got a better
I got a good blue longbow. You just close the door. Okay, it's okay
Right behind you oh my god keep both team on us. What team? I don't have to meditate yet. I meditate yet
I'm going to bounce. I'm going to bounce
I see him he's in the shadows right here. Oh lock the door. Yeah, they're everywhere is I got to meditate
I'm gonna make sure right here. Yes, you guys want me?
Holy cannoli
Oops that finger that
He's right behind this door
Here's the idea behind the two boys. Okay
Oh, never mind, never mind.
Oh, that's just 77 skeletons.
Ah, what is he doing now?
Oh, yeah.
And let us proceed, let us proceed, let us proceed.
Oh, I think your game is called the old terror simulator we was playing.
Ah, sounds like a classic, folksy.
Oh, there's a guy right here, there's a guy!
Yeah, yeah.
Open the door for me, open the door.
I won't be a bully!
Oh, I'll be one bad!
Back up!
Fireball!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I don't see him.
Oh, shit!
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
It's buzzing!
It's buzzing!
It's buzzing!
Don't kill him, got him!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
BRO!
I'M FIRE!
I have zero heals, I have zero heals.
Look at that guy, look at that guy next to us!
Look at that next to us!
I can't go into the...
I can't go into the...
I got out, I got out, I got out, I got out, I got out!
This one stopped, I got out, this one stopped!
We're good, this one's done!
I'm moving, I got his heals, I got his heals!
I'll handle it out!
Here, here, here, here, heals, here!
Heals, heals, heals!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
He's a bearish as well!
Oh, oh!
I didn't get that on set.
I got to be all right. All right. All right, John
Forward with it forward
You're poison. Yeah. Yeah, these in this little coming right here. It's got to be now any moment now give a torch
Oh
We go I'm just going okay. Oh, no, he's right here. He's right here. I see him coming. I'm coming coming
Explosions
Oh my god, we're on fire!
Oh my god.
I got a med-tier.
I got a med-tier real quick.
You do it, Captain. Wait, wait, wait.
Somebody's out, but in this door.
Oh, shit, oh, shit!
Explosion!
Heading for you!
I'm going to...
Explosion!
I got one, I got one.
I'm on!
I'm on!
You should take the armor and stuff they could have good stuff
purple crystal on this guy, D. Look.
We can show him.
Purple crystal, look at this guy.
I'm setting him a campfire right now.
I'm setting him a campfire.
Set him a campfire, campfire.
Get your spells back.
Yeah, I got a necklace for you.
Get your spells back right here.
I got a necklace for you.
I'm coming in.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
Missing the campfire, P.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
the pins are the pins really good?
I think we're good, we're good
I think these guys go to pins, I should grab them
so many arrows on this dude
this guy right here, those are bolts
hey you didn't pick up the necklace
I bought it in portal
Good to see you. So we all got these purple pants
We're the legendary things that we've been talking about
Man, I'm in I'm in
We're fucking slamming we're slamming I can't believe I'm alive fuck all that it's his inventory we want yeah, we keep some these out these
Oh my god, oh my god
Those are huge! Those are huge!
I'm coming boys! I'm coming!
Wow, you opened the portal really fast. Okay, it really is way quicker.
Which guys, guys, guys, this is the one! This is the one! This is it! This is it! This is it! This is it! This is it! This is it!
I have so many heals. Oh my god.
please please after so many hours please let's do this this is the one this
is it this is it I have so many heels I just need arrows work good I actually
could use a couple of heels you don't mind I got a golden thing and a gym
Oh, I kind of put the rocks off there and I'm like, oh, I can't believe it.
Oh, she
Uh, who's he's whoo-chee-boo-chee that'll have it that'll have it boys. I love
a lot of boys and
I
Fire this is the run. This is the run. This is the run. Come on. You might have you might have a wizard get some heels
He's much
It's a country I can use faces
I should have a lot of potions. I can use the potions back when needed.
Dude, I have so many potions.
I actually have a heinous amount of potions.
You need more bandages?
I'll probably like maybe one more.
Big meditation, big meditation.
There you go, there you go.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Woo!
Wait a minute.
What what?
Leather gloves with two will act I'm taking these
Sorry
I still have great I still have great
Chess me Chess me
Uh oh uh oh uh oh
Same
We can go this way if we want
Oh okay
I don't know why but my guys just stuck to the animation I didn't even do that
Hey what the hell
guys guys get through here through here
yeah boxes over here though gimmick there's a giant
box right here what oh my god
what shit like giant
awesome boxing it's a fucking mimic what the hell is that
oh well you just have to kill it to lose it by
He's got it!
Shit. Hold on. I gotta back up.
This thing is fucking me.
He's got it!
Oh, hey, it's a 14, 14.
Oh, my God!
Stop it.
I just got a gold test piece of shoes.
I said I needed a test piece.
Oh, it's dead.
It's actually not too great for me, but I'll take it.
We'll take it. We'll take it.
Do they shoes?
That goes for me?
two of agility
i think i saw you
mine's agility three
those are nice
those are just for you
should i use this one since it has dollars three
does this one doesn't have any knowledge or will
who we
will you use the gold one
okay okay
People who are dying by my errands
So I had to stick to my boys sometimes I like to end you're the one
Oh, I promise I promise
Oh, no, I'll always beat it.
Do you mind?
I've got to turn it.
Oh, my God.
I keep forgetting.
Guys, remind me to turn that job.
Oh, this room looks this room looks spicy.
That does spice.
It's beautiful.
I see space
I see space
I see space
I do so much damage right now
Oh shit
I'm just up guys
I'm just up
I can use a crystal sword if you actually want
Rangers of the blue
of the
of the
of the night
Oh
D Brad
But there's some other secret tunnel with a lava here you have it you have me boys this room kind of gives off the vibe
He's giving out lever vibes. He's giving out lever vibes.
Can we see a secret lever?
God, that's...
Excellent, excellent work.
Those boots were insane. What boots?
What boots?
I
Didn't work a truck right now
Careful the circle coming in on us boys
Yeah
This is my home high IQ high EQ.
High IQ.
High IQ.
Oh shit.
That's quick mate, quick mate, quick mate, quick mate.
I'll see you at Firewall's back.
I think I'm kind of running low on arrows if you guys get more.
Got you, got you, got you.
Lock in.
Are they coming out behind us?
Oh shit, they're behind us!
I'm gonna die!
Guys, I'm watching, I'm watching!
Oh my god.
Nice meditation.
I'm close to course!
meditation
Over to the store let's hold this door let's hold this way yep
Right here right here right here i'm gonna hold this word right here where i am right now
We have an extra plan
I'm gonna open the door we gotta get we gotta get nuts hard we gotta get it
They're all fucking protected
Okay, all right
I did it I did the floor trap even though it was okay, all right, haha
Ah!
Ah, shit.
Ah, laughing.
Ah, laughing.
Let him cook, let him cook.
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of
I'm not sure what that is.
Man, I'm good, man.
BL-0C gang sent peanut-tasting overnight wait watch your spell on hutch.
That's an advanced spell.
Only level 99 will actually do that one.
Oh my god, maybe you should go up here and talk to everybody.
Ah, yes.
Perfect. Surely this is a W.
It's just sort of the premonitions of a great victory.
Oh, good swing.
Good swing, good technique.
Got the peanut gallery talking over here, that's bad.
Very nice.
We're haunting you.
haunting you. Getting fucking haunted by my tears.
Oh, gawkin' at this one more heart you must recover.
Oh. Oh.
Dude. Oh, my fucking god.
You got this.
That's me.
That's me.
Get that hard.
Well, I'm dead.
You got this.
There's circles right there.
The circles right there.
You got this.
Oh
What do I do? Oh, you actually went out to that portal behind you see on the map you see in the map
You got a straight is straight straight down the stairs into that room
Yeah, you went to right now
Yeah, you want to cook right now. Oh my god
Oh, you got this
No, no, you got this you got this
You know I'm gonna say this again, maybe a peanut didn't sit down and meditate and die
Maybe, maybe, maybe would have had a chance.
His hands always dying on the toilet, he's not helping.
I gotta line my chakras and relax.
And you know sometimes it bites you the butt.
Well you need to stand the fuck up Gandhi, you can stop fucking meditating and fucking help us.
Help us!
Listen let me tell you something, Gandhi is a pacifist.
He will just let him kill him, even if he wasn't meditating.
Take all right. I would eat their ass. You would have left took right good night
You know what I mean cool if God be while he was up on that mountain for so long doing nothing because you know
What it you know was Johnny doing he's got fucking like prison Jack
What do you mean? I mean what if Johnny was just ripped? Oh
I mean, you know, I heard King stuff. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, imagine that for say now that would be sweet
Now I've got a wimp on someone up, I feel like he was.
Imagine, imagine hot McGondy walking up to you, grabbing you by the scuff of your shirt
bringing you right in, close to his face and saying, peace.
That's the way.
But he's got crazy eyes.
Give us your more true perceptions, Percy.
To me!
He's got crazy eyes.
Haha!
Haha!
He strikes you down!
He strikes you down!
And bites you in the neck!
Excuse your wallet and iPhone!
your flesh is torn into his mouth and he rips your jugular to your last thoughts
world
body's a beast guys I might be a little risky with my meditations but when we
get to like level two and level three well I'm gonna start tommy and better
and have you guys like locked on to infinity okay we need to do we need to
put fires down so you meditate quick. Oh yeah and we have like two three campfires on our bodies
as we die. Also I thought about the way you meditate. It um it uh it silences all around you so
that's why I didn't hear him coming because I closed two doors behind me and then I meditated
thinking oh I'll hear that when they open the doors and then I didn't hear either one of them.
Now you know the truth.
Now you know the truth.
Now you know the truth.
The truth.
The truth is no.
Oh Mr.
Mead man, what's going on man?
What's going on man?
E.T.M.A.B.A.T.E. T.M.A.B.A.B.A.T.E.
MMMMMMMMMM
O-O-OOH
EEEEEEH
DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
Can dodge him!
Fireball!
Hello, hello, hello, already...
Fireball!
We lose something, something.
Oh, a purple survival more for you, Mars.
Man, fuck that, long ball the way.
Long ball or die.
Oh, a quarter-staff.
Oh, excellent.
Excellent.
Oh, did you see me have a lockpick?
No, I don't think so
Hey, like that, buzzy!
Ridiculous!
Oh, blue Christmow!
I got a Wither Hat in here for you.
Take you, Sheriff!
Take that! Cool again!
Okay. Alright.
Where's it? Where's it had at?
Oh my god, a red skull's coming.
Oh my god, a red skull's coming.
Somebody take care of it.
Hey, man, who'll again?
I kind of like this sword better.
Ow. Okay, sorry.
All right, thank you for hitting me twice in the head.
Oh god, I scuffed your jays.
I really needed that.
I scuffed your jays.
This guy's fucked!
What the fuck?
What? What?
There's a leopard. There's a leopard.
It's a druid it's a druid
Okay, is it chicken
What the hell?
Oh shit.
What is this?
What is this? A sorcerer?
I got one.
Oh I got one.
I got one.
We're dead. We're dead. We're dead.
Very nice. Very nice.
They're healing. They're healing.
I got one. I got one. I got one.
I got one. I got one.
He's getting you a weapon.
Oh Diggle. Oh Diggle. Oh Diggle.
I gotta go
You okay?
They're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me
There's a poop out of me
I'm so dead, I don't have my 10 points left
I'm leaving you
HELP ME PLEASE GOD
Hit this guy
Hit him again
STRAIGHT ANCHE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
Hit that guy
This fucking drew it
I
Keep going just keep going
I got a hill I got a hill from is I can't go out there. I just die immediately okay? Okay?
Hold the door you need the door. What the fuck is that?
He's coming! He's coming!
Oh my god, he jumped over you!
I'm dead. You killed me.
Ah, he was a little dark.
He's a little dark.
Beat his dick! Beat his dick!
If he's right, he's low. If he's right, he is low.
Wait, one more time.
I just can't catch anybody in this game.
Nobody, everybody.
If you run, I'm slower than every single character.
I can't catch anybody in this game.
Nobody, everybody.
If you run, I'm slower than every single character.
Every single character, I'm slower than literally everybody.
I'm the slowest character in the game.
If you even think about running away from me,
you just, it's easy.
It's just free, me not attacking you anymore.
gimmick, thank you for that.
What is what this team is killing me?
I, I,
This is the first time I've killed either of you.
It was very dark and there was a leopard.
Well, and laughing, and laughing.
Oh man, oh man, I was on fire though, I was on fire.
Woo!
That was a close call, that was a close call.
That was a close call, that was a close call.
If that guy had not turned into a Puma, I would have left.
100%, 100%.
What's going on over yonder, what's going on over here?
purple woodsman axe
Yeah, oh my god, so many roles
I got I got boost shoes for someone here magic shoes. Oh, this might be for you go go
There's a purple Shakespeare something here. Thank you. Thank you
What the hell
This is a good shot we have to hear something. Oh, no that's you
Oh
I'm cooking as well. I am cooking as well. Oh my goodness
Okay news
Oh my god, oh lord, oh you son of a bitch
That's I'm one time about I'm actually about a night
Oh no, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Peanut, peanut is dead.
He died to AI.
All right.
Perfect.
We good?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
It's really all of this.
It's like we do it up.
It's like we do it up.
It's like we do it up boys.
Good work everybody.
what's your body I'm back in that guy yeah but the thing is you see that I'm
not gonna die see that with a movement I will say I will say you have to throw me
the revival thing straight north or this whole round is scoffed yeah hold on I'm
getting your shit I'm getting your crystal I gotta come back I gotta come back
and get the job yeah can you look penis or body I looted most of it where is it
oh I got him okay we gotta go straight north we gotta go straight north I'm
going wait it has to be yours this is not you oh oh no that's me that's me I
I mean she got literally everything on all the sides
Okay, I got it
He was he was wise wizards where's the Reva? Where's the rest?
With the best dark and darker steamer much better than your crew
Haha! What's that? Haha!
Ridiculous.
I've been redeemed!
I've been redeemed!
Okay, I'm gonna rescue.
You sure?
Come back, my favorite P! Come here!
I'm coming!
Go, go, go! Come back, my favorite!
Come back to life, buddy!
We don't want to do...
If you guys wouldn't mind just dropping my good guys along with me.
You are res.
Here, here, here.
Thank you, share, thank you, share.
Well, that here bandages, heels, share.
That's all yours, that's all yours.
Thank you, share, thank you, share.
And we're back!
Backing better than ever.
Like nothing happened with that.
With that.
Didn't they have a hat?
Was I better or something?
mmmm
oh god
now pie die
mmmm peanut
what? i have something for you
what? i have something for you
get shut. you wait, where is he?
where is he by the way?
be right be right be right
okay just quickly, quick pete
okay okay okay
get hit!
Oh
Wait, I'm one shot. I never healed
You let me get through the long nights in the NICU when I was born. Yeah, she's almost to
I'm shooting up
right there I'm gonna die
fuck you, fuck you
I want you to eat fireball, bitch
I got him, I got him, I got him
fireball!
you don't have to heal
fireball!
fireball!
that guy was just sitting there
alright
well the best, that's why he was just sitting there
he accepted his defeat
need heels from these
No chance against our power. I should be good. I'm gonna lose this body
Okay, here's practically nothing almost
God speed good sir God speed
Sorry, I was I was I'm gonna do the campfire
You can't fire real quick. Oh, I would love
I got magical resistance right here. Take this like necklace thing. Thank you
Oh, incredible. Incredible, incredible.
Do something, something.
I'll teach you a lesson.
A quick meditation? A quick meditation?
Uh-oh.
What? You keep on...
Have you done penance this quickly? What's wrong, gimmick?
I didn't. I might not make this.
What? How?
Thank you.
Portals right here, portals right here.
Hey, there's someone so high.
Let's just take it.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
There's like three portals on one thing.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Wait, there's a group up here.
There's a group up here.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
My ball.
Hit that guy.
My ball.
Hit that guy.
Hit that guy.
My ball.
Hit that guy.
My ball.
Hit that guy.
Keep him there.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I got a healer, I got a healer.
I'm cooking these guys, I'm absolutely cooking these guys.
I'm absolutely cooking these guys.
He's loaded!
He's got to low, he's got to low.
I'm with you P, I'm with you, I'm with you.
He's loaded!
Watch out, watch out, back it up.
Oh my god.
Just jump through a portal if you're about to die.
He's on me, he's on me.
I
Gotta just run I gotta run
Come again up jump again. I was gonna die. I had to run in I
Read in the pool guys
Open the portal P the other time
get it get it
I make it I make it
let's go
oh yeah too easy
too easy
by the way I wasn't certain
there was only one but if I knew that was the last guy
I would have wanted to be one of them
just for the glory
just for the glory
but I wasn't sure he was the last one
I had the guy in one half
that was the easiest kill I could have ever had
oh my goodness
I'm a little low on heels, nothing crazy though, nothing crazy.
Uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna campfire when we get to the next area.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
I forgot to set my goal, I think.
Hmm.
The pet the dog just pet the dog, actually, do something.
I don't know.
I, I quit meditation.
Oh, but I already awake.
Okay, you had with the mom.
Yeah, you didn't even think, I didn't even think, mom!
I just didn't, you woke up pink for a group.
I met it. I met it. Oh my gosh. All right. You got me. I took a people group. I took a people group. Yeah. I'm gonna say no.
Oh, that's ever meanest for me. Oh my god. That's such a better helmet. Holy shit. Okay, boys.
Oh, there's, have you ready for the campfire, boss? Are you all set? Yeah. Almost, almost ready guys. I'm almost ready.
Okay, campfire. I'm gonna campfire that I need to go get another sippy sip. Oh, that'll do. That will do. You know what? I'm gonna put it.
Should I do a second campfire or do you think this will be enough?
Oh, what if he trooper campfire?
What trooper campfire?
I have an arrow by the way.
Alright, I'm good.
I'm gonna need a double benefit, boss.
Is there one arrow?
One arrow?
One arrow?
Thank you, thank you.
Something, something, a little bit.
A little bit too.
Oh, where's your key? Where's your light?
Where's your light?
Little shot with something.
Kill this guy
There's an arrow on this battle here you want it
There might be for you as well. Yeah, I got shoes for you. Come on. Oh, that's new Jays
What is our air forces? Oh my god? Oh my god. These are incredulous
Thanks, boys be tons of goof in the caves
I mean in the caves
Oh my man.
Oh, I am gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Oh god.
Oh god, this creature.
Oh god, this creature.
Oh.
Go, go, go, go, we gotta kill this monster.
Dude, I'm stuck.
You're stuck!
I try to save you. I'm fucked. I'm so fucked.
There's two boxes! There's two boxes!
You have to open for me apparently.
You have to go back in the room where you opened the lever, P.
There was a lever. I never touched a lever.
Somebody touched the lever.
Oh, god.
I see I've perished.
Yeah, give it a go.
It's a four plate. It's a four plate.
I'm dead. It's over.
It's over.
a full in the cage in the cage in the cage in the cage guys
oh where's it I'm in the water I'm in the water I got it I think I'm through okay I'm through I'm through I'm here I'm here
you just fucked me you just fucked me okay let's just run let's just run I mean is that loot is that loot
let's fuck the loot man fuck you don't even have as hard to get much
I can't wait. Oh, huh? So many questions
It's fun. I
It's fun over the door open the door
Go go go oh
And all right, so hey guys, I don't say head back over this way. Don't do me to disturb you
They mean to say we must be here back over here. Oh, they're chill. They're chill. Oh, thank God. Oh my goodness. Oh
Oh, wow. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Holy shit. Whoa
They're not coming to you. No, they're not sure. I don't do that. So you'll need to see you got a quick pinch
Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you watch. Oh, wow. Thank you
Oh, they're chill, they're chill.
That guy is very kind.
They're kind of a very kind.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Little something, something.
Oh, there seems to be some type of mystical creature behind you, sir.
Oh, there's another team.
There's another team.
Tell him, tell him, tell him.
There's another team.
Guys, what's up behind you?
Iceborn!
What?
Are you going to be ok? Are you going to be ok?
It's a gold pile in the middle!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Everytime you're better take it back!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
This match's going in the middle!
Take it! Take it!
Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
Take all the gold! Take all the gold!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Can you power up or heal us?
Oh hey, give me a quick heal boss!
I'm very weary from my travel.
Hey, can you tell me to hear us?
No, I'll tell you what to do.
I'll tell you what to do.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Where's my gold at?
What?
Where's the gold?
I didn't get any gold.
I didn't get any gold.
What the fuck?
Where's my gold?
Did we get it?
I didn't get anything.
No, you did.
You did.
You did.
You did.
You did.
What?
15 gold?
Am I bad?
No, you could buy.
Oh, I got the hammer.
Oh, sir.
Hey, did you?
What just happened, T?
I mean, a wizard miscalculation.
Wait, what is this? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
A wizard miscalculation.
Yep. Yep.
OK. Did they betray us? OK.
No, no, I don't think so. No, I don't think so.
That was another team, I think.
I think he means some miscalculations, missteps.
So, let me ask you something.
Did you die in Lutie or did you die meditating?
I didn't die doing either one.
I died when I opened the door and he was just standing on the side and just poked me in the pool.
Okay, okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I died for 15 gold and a fucking hammer.
That's wrong, Lord.
Oh, God.
Ah, sorry about that. I thought I would save the spawn.
That clearly next time.
You guys, I have an idea. Let's do really good.
It's been 45 minutes killing everybody in the lobby just to get to the second one by the hair of our wizard boss sack.
And then let's leave for five minutes and die!
Yo, that's not the kind of thing I did.
I tried that. I will say, counterpoint. I just tried that.
It didn't work really well.
Are you sure about it?
Yeah, well, I need another drink and somebody redeemed a sippy sip on my chat, and I must honor the sippy sip. It's sacred.
Of course, of course.
Well...
I'm very sad.
That was a big loss.
That was a big loss.
Yeah, that was a big one.
Not ideal.
Not ideal.
Not ideal indeed.
Not ideal indeed.
I will say, how many have we won tonight?
No.
100.
But we're getting much closer than yesterday.
Much closer.
We are significantly better.
Much closer.
We are significantly better.
He's right.
He's right.
Oh
More thousand hours, and I think we will be the best
Dark and darker players
I'm a wizard. I'm a wizard.
someone
I'm a wizard
what kind of blue helmet?
I'm a wizard, I'm a wizard
you're a wizard?
you're a wizard?
pizza!
pizza!
Oh
Survival very nice like those. Oh, we got a little gentleman here. Oh, I had a little
Okay, I got a little cinch from that one that's a cinch
that's okay try to get in cinch in fact ah we are a little small burn oh
Oh, it's this gentleman.
This is my box.
Oh, Christmas.
Christmas.
We have a little bit too much tip on our chip.
Oh
Well usually the spawn you're good. I was my phone. I should not have gone a cave
I mean you went P earlier and you were fine
Sitting there at the spawn
Butterflies landing on your shoulder
I go for a second and it's literally hell
That was the beginning of the first round where there's literally no consequence dying immediately and also
Oh, it was the first.
Oh, good.
Heh.
That's one opinion.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Huzzah!
Excellent work. Excellent work, boss.
Oh, guys, I am
packing and stacking.
I'm stacking and packing right now.
I'm back in right now.
Very nice, very nice.
You got a full load?
I've got a full wizard load.
You're going to kill my Jumbo?
Take that!
One again.
Obinichi, the blues said, you are all nuts and no shaft.
I am a shaft absent of nuts.
Let us DBZ fuse into one whole prime flying phallic predator.
arcane hood on me will three et cetera et cetera many
wonderful wizard powers and he ran right past it and he's gone okay he's running away okay
I don't know if that came out are you done?
alright come on
he's gone
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Ah!
Oh!
He's dead!
He's just a loser.
Oh!
Hmm.
A wizard hood for you.
You mean a wizard hood?
Yes!
Why did you say so?
I yelled it, and many times it was yelled.
Well, where is it?
I think Coco grabbed it.
I dropped it over here.
I marked it, I marked it.
The green marker, I think.
30 boots.
Green marker, huh?
Oh, it's right here, right here, right here.
Oh!
That is trash.
Okay, well, all right, never not getting you any more gifts.
That is Garbage and Trash.
I go downtown, I literally start, I go to the gift shop.
That is Trash and Garbage.
I go to the gift shop and say, I'm going to get my friend something.
And then Trash and Garbage.
Guys, someone's already been here.
Not appreciated.
Someone's already been here, boys.
I'm coming.
Wait, I didn't hear people on the other side of the floor.
Read the role.
I definitely do, I definitely do.
Yeah, mine's way better than that.
Oh, they're mine.
Mine's way better.
You do mine.
Hmm is this killed in a person? Oh wait? No, I'm gonna have sold
Very nice, and again. He's a judge chair. That was it over here. You pass. Oh, don't go that way don't go that way
There's archers. What the hell? What's any mean?
Nowhere
Ah, this is good.
Ah, yeah, I just love that.
You're disgraceous.
Oh.
Wow, hopefully every handful right there.
Um, I was safe, right?
I was safe there.
Uh-oh.
I was shooting up, and then the guy turned into a Puma,
leaped across the map, and struck me down.
Mm-hmm.
Like one does, like one does.
Yep, watch out.
Yeah
Okay
No, no, no, I don't think so. I just I just say it's been on the same one for a little while
I definitely leaked that oh some boys
Let me all of let me sell just a few things the collector just a few things the same
just a few
Choice Cuts
Here we are here we are
Oh few choice cuts
You choice cuts oh
My god, I made one thousand one hundred six six gold. I'm kind of rich again
I have a lot to sell I'll do this later and let us proceed let us proceed I'm
I have over a thousand gold
I still can't believe this game is free
Life is polluting life is polluting
Actually work in it actually
I can never find actual armor, ooh.
Little shots of little shots of.
Nothing useful whatsoever.
Swell, very strong.
Oh, to the tower in the corner.
Oh, shit.
The tower in the corner.
Right here, right here, right here.
Right under the room under us.
Well, I'm going to break the floor.
Oh, right there.
Right the floor.
oh shit
I'm gonna save my little health
I'm gonna go to this loot room
after you sir
you know what
after you
Are you sure you know what I can't I insist I would go for I insist. Oh my god
Okay, you shot me in the face of an arrow from the afterlife like one dies
A known quantity
oh this is hold on now hold up wait a minute shot may write I'm gonna go
earth there wait a minute shot holy shit you some good boys you do you still
use steps a hand cannon what the hell is that blue and mr. yeast
Oh, Bob was with Buzz was there?
Ceremonial staff and a hand kit.
Thank you, Bob was.
Fight or Ranger.
Bob was.
Oh.
Where's it is?
A straight-dabbed firearm.
I found a gun.
I found it.
A gun?
What?
To be a guy.
Yeah.
It's a range.
It's for a Ranger.
I'm going to loot it.
I'm going to give it to...
He must have parked this place.
Very naughty!
Naughty wizards!
This thing sucks.
Oh, apparently I've doubled the damage of my sword. It's not doing shit.
Are you finessing it?
I'm finessing it!
Oh, hello, sir.
trouble okay all right all right oh excuse me excuse me she's going very well
excuse me after you sir thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you I'm
getting with the staff is not not for me I should not have treated it for my my
nice story I somebody's already been here box
See somebody's already been here. It's this place is inundated with the bass. Also, we've lost all contact
Oh, there seems to be some jumping events happening
Okay, we're good. We're gonna go. I got everything but the dog. I got everything but the
Back you know back. I got some presents for you. Oh
I gotta go to you. I gotta go.
I gotta go.
Take that. Take that.
Yeah, I got you.
What is this gun?
Yeah.
What?
A gun?
Yeah.
Hey, what the fuck is that?
What?
What the hell?
It's a fire up.
How do I use it?
I don't know.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Have to lose something something yeah, oh, that's you guys actually right okay. We gotta move. We gotta move
Follow me boy. Follow me gang
So I can't feel you
Oh dude, so he's been here. We're behind somebody
We got fired on
Man I believe I believe
Which I do is I mean some light medications some light medication every time he says that we die we're gonna die
That means somebody's coming that means somebody's come oh god
Like this is
Nothing do brass
I'm back. I'm back and better than ever. Welcome. Thank you, sir. Thank you, Mr. Payne. Thank
you, sir. Ranger blue doublet over here. Double it. What's it's up? We should break.
We should break. Thank you. We should break. I love opening doors. It keeps this like doing
Crossword puzzles when you're old keeps the imagination sprung
Jokes on you. Oh a long ball blue one. Oh shit. Oh, that's
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Please my buzz. Oh, it's got me. Hey, fuck you a human
Oh, that is not good. That is not good. Yeah
That is not good. I am
He was flaking right
Do your range work
Hit that guy
I
Wait, are they separated?
Behind us behind us
How I get one shot
what the hell you see this wizards you see this
oh I killed myself yeah you you fireballed yourself
Yeah, I got one.
And lapping, and lapping my wizard.
Well, honestly, I'm gonna, I mean, I, I'm suffering that guy out.
I'm suffering that guy out for ya.
I'm all right.
Okay?
I'm suffering them out for ya.
I mean, he was, he was hurt by the time he got out.
He was earned for a squirt.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I gave him the business.
I gave him the business.
I gave him the business.
He didn't look like he got the business,
but maybe it was like a side business.
It was like, yeah, it was like a side business.
But I gave him the business.
I gave him the business.
You gave it, you did.
Yeah, fair, fair enough, fair enough.
Magic Power 2 Magic Damage,
additional Magic Damage,
move speed max health gear knowledge.
I'm liking where I'm at right now.
Don't give up here.
This game is hard as fuck.
Never back down, devil, what?
That's right, never give up!
I will say though, after tonight, after two nights in a row of...
I don't have time!
Tonight's less suffering because we are actually getting...
Last night I think we got like very few actual kids in the house.
So we're going to watch a movie.
We're going to get a lot better, we're going to get a lot better.
We're going to get a lot more killed.
Okay, but I'm definitely waking up tomorrow
watching some YouTube videos.
All right, it's YouTube time.
After tonight.
I would say gimmicks.
Warbit time?
I should improve the lead.
What are you kidding me?
I'm the support character, I'm not, you guys are the DPS, the only reason I had to switch
off the heels is because it was pointless, because you couldn't kill anybody.
I think it's really good for you Coco, purple range ahead, again.
At least it grew, at least it grew.
I've been switching characters,
trying to do as best as a team.
You guys are stuck on the same characters
in some shit ass composition.
Shit ass composition, buddy,
I'm dropping like two, three kills a game.
I'm a mom and I wasn't pussy for a real game.
I'm trying to talk about the composition.
What are you talking about, pal?
Everybody said, everybody said one of the,
one of the raiders should switch to a barbarian.
And then even you know who would have
I think you just make it stop up now. All right. I'm having I'm gonna have a
I think you just make it stop up now boss. Could you imagine if we had a healer right now?
You are a healer. I respect. I'm spec different.
I
Enchanted fabric long Bob blue rare. Oh shit
Hell yeah!
Does anybody use a fighter bar who locks swords?
Recharge!
Recharge.
Shrine of power, guys!
I think if we use it, we do more damage.
We'll go, we'll go, we'll go.
Shrine of power!
They're everywhere, those things are everywhere.
Yeah, I think they want to give us like more damage, right?
If we use them?
Right here for you?
Would you give me that chest?
I
Cook I think we should teach giving the basics of the game. I think he's ever grasped
What I mean you want to start with the basics first and then I can
Of course you have my I don't say anything you have more kills than me
You got your first kill today, I double killed yesterday
Yes, it is
Oh, fine, you'll have a friendly wizard back.
Hey, let me see who gets what to do just next.
I'm going to switch to a DPS.
I'm going to switch to a DPS.
And then see how you guys do.
When you don't have a tank, and you don't have a healer,
you've got to get to the tank.
OK, I'd like you to try Ranger, then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd like you to try melee.
I mean, I'll cook on melee.
I feel like I do not melee, too.
My time's up!
I'm on time!
Well what are we doing?!
I'm just playing!
Why would we do it?!
I'm on time!
What were we doing?
We're fishing!
We're fishing!
We're waiting for the water and we're егоing the boat down!
We're having wizard time.
We're having wizard dog Jaime!
weet Done De lok jok avo?
Wizard come take a look!
You guys are microwaving everything. I'm out of cooking delicious meal
We're sous chefs and pastry chefs whipping it up
They mean ya
There they go, Coke in it.
Guys, I need help!
I need help too.
Get me, get me behind me.
Just fall back, just fall back, just fall back.
Hey, come back here, come back here.
I can't.
I want to do it on the right side, Skimmy.
I'm going to get him.
Oh shit, I'm going to die, I'm going to fucking die!
Hey, come here, come here, man.
Oh, it's got a cool crystal ball.
Oh god, oh god, make way, make way, make way, make way, make way, make way, make way, make way,
Take this, we're dead!
Why, we fight, we fight!
Yes!
He abandoned us!
He abandoned us!
He's a stupid bitch!
You fucking mother cunt!
I got two of them!
I got two of them!
Who's cooking?
Who's cooking?
Who's cooking?
Who's fucking cooking?
It's not it!
So when you guys get this mother fucker
It's not it!
If you do anything, can you guys do anything?
It's not it!
I didn't help, I didn't help, I didn't help!
Oh
Okay, I don't use the wizard all right. That's you good job. I
Let's see the cook
Just easy mode
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
He's gonna get off shit!
He wants to go get the kids the whole time!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
But, hey, this was what we wanted the whole time.
We went a fire under his belly.
Yeah, fire mom!
I had the time there!
This was what I wanted the whole time.
He's got that fucking tenacity in his heart now.
No, no, no, no!
He has intention with every swing.
Woo-wee!
Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo!
I'm gonna just not let this...
Oh my God.
Looks like I'm gonna have a horj on a nude beach.
Yeah.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on!
He's got a little loot drop, Bob.
Incredible.
Little loot drop, Bob.
Oh.
Ah, don't add much.
Not much.
much much what well well all right peak I think uh-huh you might be time
kill yourself in the game of course in the game or fight into the last battle
Missy gimmick. I had no I just wanted to do a little drop off there. That was for the drop off. That's my little silver lining
Oh little bit of dollars couple dollars couple of smackers
A little smackle here and there
We'll be all
Switch characters prove everyone
Every one wrong
Okay, well, all right. Let's see. Okay. What do you want to do? I'm gonna do barbeque. I'm gonna do fighter. I'm gonna do fighter
I was gonna do fighter. Well, you both be by that. No, no, no
No, no, no, three fighters, three fighters, three fighters.
Let's do one cleric, one ranger, one fighter.
Three fighters.
Oh, you can be Ranger.
No, I'm not a ranger.
You can be Ranger.
I can be fighter.
And David can be cleric.
Oh, no, I am not.
I am not.
What?
OK.
So what are you being?
OK.
Different characters.
OK, guys, what are you playing?
What are you playing Ranger?
I play fighter, and Peta plays Clarence.
Oh, I can be a wizard.
Go fuck yourself, you fucking pussy.
Go meditate on this dick.
Yeah, go again.
Okay, we doing that?
I'm actually pretty good at the wizard.
I'm not even lying to you.
I feel like it might be best for me to stay at the wizard.
No, if we're all switching, we should all switch.
Are you sure?
Are we switching?
I'm positive.
We're switching.
I'm positive.
Let's try all different classes.
Let's try it out.
I'm I'm I'm easily like top 10 wizards in the game
They have top 10 of fucking hitting me killing me. Yeah, so that's good
That's it. We kill. I'll tell you this you have a hundred percent hit rate on a wall kills a kill group fart
group fart legend
Okay, what's the name is not appropriate? Okay?
All right
Excuse it and give it in the back and then ran away
Really?
I think so.
I think so.
No, no, no.
No, that does not sound like me.
No, that does not sound like me.
No, could have been someone else.
Could have been someone else.
OK, yeah, you know what?
Do that then.
I play fighter.
You want me on top of a vision?
No!
Okay, then why don't we be the same?
Let's be the exact same thing.
We be wizards?
I'll be Ranger.
You know what, I'll be Clare.
I'll be Clare.
Okay, I'll be Wizard.
I'll be Clare.
I'll be Ranger.
That's a great idea.
Perfect.
Jesus.
Alright.
That's a great idea.
Why didn't we think about this before?
Ah, amazing.
Let's run!
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
We'll see you soon.
Let's run!
I
I
I got you, I got you.
He's gonna be...
He's...
He's...
Whoo!
Those scouts are doing things.
Well, look what you're getting frisky.
The natives are getting restless.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Oh, my gosh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, my God.
Hmm.
Oh, a ranger heard it.
He's gone!
What's that?
The guy hit me just out of a bit.
That skeleton is obviously cheating.
Obviously a stream sniper.
Obviously a stream sniper.
I don't know.
Wait, never mind.
Do you guys use lantern?
No, lanterns are evil.
Multiple blue lanterns are evil.
Lanterns are evil.
Honestly, I can't wait to try out this new wizard.
Hey, this round.
this round. What wizard thing? I'm a wizard now. You've been a wizard the whole game,
what are you talking about? No, he's a swinch, man. Are you with the ranger? Uh-huh. He's
shy to see what he's got?
You're excited, I can joust. I am excited. My pussy is clever, I can-
I'm wizarding him, I'm wizarding him, you just shot me dickbag.
Ranger prank!
That was an excellent ranger prank, that was an excellent ranger prank.
Thank you. One of those.
Explosion!
Explosion!
Ice bolt! There's all the AI on us.
Ice bolt!
Oh, it was so dark I didn't see him turn on me.
Ice Phone!
Ice Phone!
Oh, I got a purple crystal sword.
Alright guys, alright lock in, lock in, lock in.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Yep, here we go.
Here's the one.
Here's the one right here.
Yep, here we go.
I got a purple one already.
I also got a purple one for you, Mr. Peanut.
I got gloves for you.
I got gloves for you.
Why'd you have another purple crystal sword?
Holy.
Why'd you guys have another purple crystal sword?
Got another purple crystal sword, holy moly!
Oh, I just got some shoes, nice.
Whoa!
Dude, I unlock loops slower than you guys.
I started chess first.
You guys still steal my loot.
Turn it one minute, okay, okay, okay.
Each one, each one, each one, each one.
Who's yelling out there?
Not great.
Little shum-to-shumkin'.
Little box right here.
Quick here. I see I see pop of me bar you do that quick here at the at the middle. It's a stride
Wait grab both grab both. Oh, they grab both. That's ours ridiculous
Boxes over here. Oh, I got a lock pick
I
Guys there's a big chance underneath
There's a door here
It's right here. Oh, it was right here last time
Oh, that's really used to be right here. It's one of the statues. Yeah, you need to do a handle of her on one of the statues
Okay, what are the statues? That's your dating. Oh
Don't come again. I think it's too late. That's your leg. Yeah
We gave it all we gave it our all you know what it's true
Yep, I gave it my all
Give it my I try oh
You got a license
Oh I found that lever statue by the way
SHEEP!
SHEEP!
Wait, wait, wait, wait
I thought you liked the circle stop
What, stop? Go inside, go inside
I unlocked it, I unlocked it, I unlocked it
Oh good work, good work, good work, good work
Oh what is it, what is it?
There's this little gentleman down here
Just go down in the hole and get trapped in the circle
Oh this is good
Okay, all right
Okay, all right, I'll remember that Asian beast. I'll remember that Asian beast
Okay, oh shit
Oh
My god, dude. How am I the slowest looter?
How that might be good for cocoa. I know you always double-check that just
Vigor, resourcefulness, purple chest piece right here.
Right there, right there. Take that. Purple chest piece right here.
Oh, guide through.
Uh, magic, magic, magic.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Here you go.
gimmick, do you put away your weapon a lot when you're running away?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's a lantern. It gives me a speed boost.
Oh, don't try to bust the axe when you have to like kite and run away. Like you run way faster than you put away your weapon
The lantern is even faster
76 there it's like the slowest character in the game. I think I'm just a slow boy
Not that, I'm just slightly girthy, it's mainly, it's mostly musk.
Actually, waterway probably, you lose it.
There's an information.
Yeah, use some ID-profen.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Ooh, guys, I've got that cookin', I don't know how many I want.
I won't even lie, Wizards.
Yeeeees.
But these doors are all open, they're slowly here.
That's weird.
That's suspicious, guys, we hit this portal right here.
Yeah, we should we should
Oh my god!
It's dodging!
Oh, that's not good.
It's dodging!
Hey, hey, come here, come here, come here!
I got a dodging!
Hey, come, come inside!
Hey, come inside, come inside!
Come on!
Oh, this guy, he had it!
Oh, wow!
Oh, here!
Oh, good technique!
Oh, one of them's really low, one of them's really low, boss!
Heal up, heal up, heal up!
Heal up, heal up, heal up!
Heal up!
Heal up!
He's dead, gentlemen.
Oh, jeez.
I've got a good technique.
How did it open for you?
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Eee, thank you, boss.
I died for you by the way just like Jesus
I'm Jesus you better get my heart and raise me from the I think we got I think we got someone guys
Hey, hey, hey
Oh my god, there's a long, there's a long, there's a long here's a king here.
Hit him, hit him, hit him again, hit him again.
Here's a guy's heart.
You got a back or what?
We got a new background, we got a new background.
Okay, let's run, let's run, let's run, let's run, let's run.
Oh shit, I'm on a banjo.
I'm on a banjo.
I'm not going to make it much.
No, no, no, no, no, there's more people, there's more people!
I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it!
Make it, make it, make it, make it!
I made it!
Yes!
We gotta get out of here.
You're not gonna survive versus...
No!
You're dying for me! You're trolling!
You're trolling!
No!
I'll see Asian bees. Just
his bow. That's his
Let me try to support out and
back my shed. Oh, shit.
I'm going. I'm going.
There we go.
Let him have it, Coco!
He shoves his ears in his car.
What a shigma.
What a shigma.
What a shigma.
Oh, God.
Oh
Oh yes, you know what I'm gonna count that one as a win
I'm gonna count that one so when I think we did really good. I think we did very good very good
Nope, very good. Yeah, I've got that one as a win
100%
Same same shape yep. Yep, 100%
I'm saying guys. I'm by I'm going in three heels three heels. I'm walking in this round. This this is the round right here
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
How gimmick uses Q ability to kill undead with his AOE ability?
It's OP.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
A little tip for you?
I don't use that.
It's a completely different build.
Yeah!
Idiot!
I tried to tell him
It's not it's not the right builder. It's not I'm a PVP man. I tried to tell him
I tried to tell him that mm-hmm. I tried to tell you tried to tell I tried to tell him isn't beast
We're gonna need some ready enough. We're gonna need some
Give me a sec. I'm just getting my quiver. Oh
We were in I'm quivering. Oh
That reminds me of a spell I casted on you last round. Oh, see all squillers
It was a highly effective spell, Mr. Goma.
Highly effective.
Highly effective.
Highly effective.
100% hit chance.
Is Coco ugly?
He doesn't have a face cap.
Yes.
Yes, very ugly.
Honestly, when he came over to my house,
we required him to put a paper bag over his head.
And then we beat the shit out of them.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was weird at first.
We got used to it.
We got used to it.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody sort of settled in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, whenever you're ready, Asian Beast, whenever you are ready.
Asian Beast is coming on in.
Come, come.
Let's ride!
This is our moment, this is our time, and run!
Lock it in boys, this is our one, this is our game right here boys, right here!
I can feel it, I can feel it in my wooden bones.
Where you think you're going pal? You're not going anywhere. You're not going anywhere.
I
For you Mr. Clarek on that skeleton body
B-16 no barrel
B-16 no pot
And there's proceed lettuce proceed don't think tricks on shit. That's right
I feel like this thing behind that door. Oh, no, I'm here the windmill. Never mind. Never mind. Oh
Very nice Asian beast
Oh, I hear something. I know why they don't call you agent
This turkey is no good. This is a no good turkey not good for eating up
You're being kicked, Aitbaugh!
Aitbaugh!
Hit his ass!
Oh yeah!
Good work, team!
Oh wait, I got a Phoenix Choker for you?
Oh, Clarek, Clarek, I got something real nice for you, Clarek.
Take a look at that.
There you go, peep peep that much!
That's a Gary!
That's a Gary!
A Masita!
A Masita!
A Masita!
A Masita!
A Masita!
My guys I hear someone
Finish my quick meditation
Over here he's over here. He's over here. He's inside this whole thing
He just died say I
What? I didn't. I'm right behind you.
He just died to AI.
I'm right behind you.
No, he just died. He just died to AI.
Oh, I said Pete just died to AI.
Oh, what an idiot!
That guy sucks.
I just died to AI.
Well, maybe this game is just for you, buddy.
I was told that he uses a water, the normal screen, because he already sees in white...
Are you fucking god damn kidding me?
People over here just fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting!
And she fireballs and blasts and whizzing stuff!
Oh, come on.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
Fireball!
Fireball!
Fireball!
Oh, shit.
Fireball!
He's falling in!
Are they king? Are they king? I can't see, it's so dark.
I think there's three of them here, boys!
Okay, okay, okay, don't don't push in that's how we always die every single time
Should do some light meditation light meditation
I got it. I got it. I got it guys. I'm setting a trap in the door. We came in
Good
Oh, my God.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Pete.
Excellent vision, Frank.
Ranger, Frank.
She's right here.
Ranger, you've got me.
You can see coming.
Oh.
Fireball!
Fireball!
Fireball!
Oh, gee, we got...
Fireball!
We got
Oh
Man, oh man, oh man
That was not- Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
That was not my punishment.
Aw, shit.
Guys, wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards.
You forgive me.
Yeah, hey, pity. Hey, pity.
Hey, pity! Hey, pity!
Yes, boss. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Stop killing me!
Stop killing me! Please!
I'm so sorry, boss. I'm so sorry, boss.
It was a wizard mistake. It was a wizard mistake. A wizard oochie-boochie.
I'd take it back, Gimmick. I think he's holding us back.
I could...
No, I was just not my proudest wizard around.
I was never the one holding us back.
I was locked in. That was a fluke. It was nothing. A warm-up. We just forget about it. We go right back in. We go right back in.
He hit Gimmick with a fireball and then he killed you.
amazing amazing amazing nice nice nice that's not true that's deep-state lies
there's deep-state lies deep-state lies you stepped on my trap then you killed
giving and then you killed me
Another day at the office, another day at the office, guys, the original is harder than
you think guys, I swear, I swear, sometimes you make some wisdom mistakes, it's dangerous,
it's dangerous for your choice, dangerous for your choice.
I remember when I was at my wizard internship and you know mistakes were happening all the
time.
Imagine if he was doing that on the enemy, he'd be fucking them all.
Yeah, this would be... we'd be rolling in it right now.
It's like we're getting into a group fight.
The enemy guys have deliberately stepped right in front of me!
How much that? Oh jeez.
It's like we're gonna do a 3v3 group fight,
and he's just throwing overhands and knocking us out.
I was wondering where all that fuckers come from.
That's not a damn thing, I was like, damn, these guys...
I actually gave them a bit of a doubt, I'm like, oh dude, they fucked me up, which is...
You said, how are they hitting me, Chas?
You're like, how are they hitting every Chas?
It was a 4v2, apparently.
Guys, it was just a wizard mistake.
No need to wizard harp on it.
I got a casting bubble thing.
You're a wizard fashion.
You're a wizard fashion.
There's something for the cleric, a purple chest,
purple chest for you could say it on that job he was a wizard mistake that's a
Thank you for hitting me. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Nice. Thank you.
Get a wizard not making a mistake every now and then.
Thank you. Thank you.
Get a wizard not making a wizard mistake every now and then.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Thank you for being so wizard understanding.
I
My god
All right, well
Deserve this that you're gonna enjoy that right there watch my for me repeat
That's for peanut
Coming coming
Run! Go back!
Quick, quick, quick!
You can't hit me!
You can't hit me!
This is the only guy in the game that says,
Not as we are!
Hurry! Kill him immediately!
Oh my god, that looks crazy!
Me not! Would you kill this guy in ten minutes?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you hitting me?
Are you hitting me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I said...
You're finally playing!
I'm on the edge from death!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Have to see!
Have to see!
You at least killed him!
I killed him! I killed him!
That was not even on me, guys!
Thank you, Koto!
That was not even on me!
You wanted me, the wizard,
to shoot blindly into a dark room!
We don't have to use fireball!
It's like giving Stevie Wonder a fucking gun.
It's like giving Stevie Wonder a gun.
We're just getting the-
Oh shit, right side of the-
Ranger, ranger, ranger.
Fireball!
Okay, Peanut, thank you.
Fireball!
Hit him.
Fireball!
Fireball!
Oh shit, oh shit!
He got him!
Run, he run!
Come on!
I'm gonna- I'm gonna mall top.
Okay, go to the door.
Two hits!
You know it's bad, peanut is bad.
Two!
Two!
Oh, there's a trap down here, gimmick.
Two!
Come on, leave him.
I'm just gonna heal him.
Two hits?
Moving door? I'm gonna put the door away.
Two!
Was that you? Did you open that?
I opened the door, yes.
Hey, here, we can grab peanut's heart.
You can probably go through the door. Yeah, yeah, I'll grab it.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
He doesn't know about the trap.
Oh, shit.
Hey, this guy hit me.
is just him how many I don't know I feel like he's waiting for us oh no no
they might push we're ready for the doorway I got the heart I got the heart
Go check I had shut them
I
We oh, yeah, I think this people in front of me. Hey, hold on. Oh fuck
Nice, let's get a puppy ball. I've got a habit
Well, they close the door. That's all
That one I got one. I got one. Okay
Alright, okay
All right, I think it's better. We just don't even think about the last two rounds. Yeah
Yeah, and we just let me believe that I'm having proceed talk to this tenographer get that one
Wiped in the record that one wipe the record with it. Yeah, delete that one if they don't delete it
We'll break their legs try to break the legs break the cock and half
Yes
Perfect now now it is time to really lock it now it's time to really lock it
Hey, I gotta ask your strategy here. Why did you Yolo charge up our barrier?
Yes, and I'm just doing it
You got to go with you got you got to go with you got
You got to do something sometimes mm-hmm. That's what I say. That's what I say
It's all good boys. It's good
All right, I can it boys lock it in lock it in lock it
Yep. Yeah, yeah
Lock it in lock it in boys lock it in
No goof goofing around this game guys how much you guys like that? Yeah
Yeah, it's killed
guys wizard or
No, it's a wizard
Strength though, I don't know if you want that but it's legendary
but straight
Magic penetration debug. Yeah. I mean
It doesn't have the right stats, but all the like bonuses are pretty good for you
Oh better than gray armor
Perchance perchance
I would take a quick peep
You know it's got some stuff nothing crazy
Nothing crazy wrong
I mean, but is it better than your gray shit that I think in front of the in the gray one
I heard I read it's about penetrating on that a penetrator's arm. You look good
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Really? It makes you look muscular.
I mean I don't want to glaze you up. Thank you. Thank you. It's looking tight.
Thank you, Wizard.
Thank you, Wizard. Thank you, Wizard.
It's a tricky bastard here.
Tricky bastard we got here.
Oh, Clark, how about for you here?
Oh, okay, all right.
Well, guys, I'm gonna cook it right now. I'm gonna cook it.
Okay, oh, yeah, this is looking the map with the statue arms look for look for armor to two arms forever two arms
Swarovs actually lever. Yeah. Yeah. Got you. Okay two arms that you lever got it. Oh, I found two arms bad
Yeah, I'm lever
Ported nice nice nice
Prepare gentlemen
Oh
It's like a sand worm it's
I baby, please there's a chicken here
player here oh my god
yes I'm gonna die if you see a kid coming for me for some reason
attack attack oh my god it almost one head but
oh my god oh my god a Phoebe's penis
what's the fun oh no no no no no no no no no
Hang on, people.
They just tried to sleep while I talked out from the worm.
What a sweet line.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What a sweet...
What a treat for them.
What a treat.
What a treat.
What a vivid penis.
What a vivid penis.
Just fucked us.
I was half health and a man jumped on my head.
Add a lappin'.
Add a lappin'.
All right.
Lock it in.
Lock it in, gang.
Lock it in.
Now it's time to really play the game.
Now it's time to really, it's time to play the game.
It's time to play the game.
It's time to play the game.
It's time to play the game for the child boys.
Those last two, last three.
Don't go.
Hey, let's give ourselves a break.
There's nothing we could have done on that one.
There's nothing we could have done.
Almost as if they'd be lying straight towards us.
How we were fighting the boss.
I mean, what are we going to do?
gonna do that was not on us that was not on us that one's not on us I agree I
agree absolutely I do believe I see rail railing railing I join the other team
for a second.
Oh, but we're very, very dark.
We're very dark.
They're saying for you a blue range of hood?
Oh, shit, this is a heartbeat.
Go, go, go, in that box, in that box.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh.
It's Gorgias!
It's Gorgias!
Hey, Gorgias!
Is she still alive?
They fall once, they fall once.
Oh.
Okay, all right, let me just go ahead and get some items, okay.
Right.
Ooh, sheesh, sheesh, sheesh.
Is she your quick healer?
Oh, sister, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
This is what you're going to burn, good, I'll burn!
Thank you, my boy, please, thank you, my boy.
Hmm, what kind of book?
I found a two-armed lady again, I'm hesitant.
I
Play behind it's behind. They're gonna be her baby penis again. I don't know
Actually, it's the same spot. It's the same spot
Maybe not but I know it's back here, I know first
Guys, it's the rock. It's around right here
Where's the door open with the door open? It should be the back here on me on me
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There's some dogs on you behind you
Take that dog
Oh God take them off the spotter style
Take your the fool. Okay, there's no way you just shot me through the mummy. That was paying. That was paying
I promise you those things. Okay, pal. Okay, I promise you those things
Okay
It ain't cocoa in the other nation beast here pal big man treat me with respect
All of me get by let me get
I
Guys just a run we get out
100% this is definitely the round I'm feeling I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it 100% is the one
Okay, for these zombies in the water water zombie water money
Oh
Something something
We don't know what's right down that guy. Oh
Back even back
Blue jacket right here
There you go, you do that.
Oh, yeah.
Another purple, at least I saw it.
Impeccable.
Impeccable.
Woo!
Woo wee!
I'm putting down a campfire, we're all a little bit hurt, let's do campfire, let's do campfire.
Oh god. Oh god.
That's a nice tasteful campfire.
He found golden boots. What the hell?
Did I?
That's all he's got.
That's all he's got.
I don't want to be strolling.
Now you can get one guy, boys.
One wizard in.
Alright, I'm going to put down a campfire.
I'm putting down a campfire.
Okay, okay.
Right here.
Excellent shot. Excellent shot.
I think this is the one we go on.
Yeah, you feel the energy in the air?
This is it?
This is the one.
This is it.
This is the moment.
Is this our moment?
Is this our time?
Uh-huh.
This is our moment.
This is our time.
Be right, be right.
Oh.
Oh, this is a moment. This is a time.
You know Coco gimmick watch them shine
Ha got you back there. Oh shit. What the?
What the fuck just happened yeah, that was thing again
Where where's this man you speak up?
I like I like to have a discussion with Mr. Big.
You'll be getting a stern letter for me.
A stern letter.
Oh, underground over here.
little something something
there might be for you cook over gloves thank you oh of course oh my goodness
great white white this box came alive
no
Eric cleric chasby's right there bars what shit where's the don't what he sings
easier as a beast. Strike two, strike two.
Oh, excellent shot.
Oh, champion.
Oh, one of those battle guys.
Get him, get him.
get up yeah oh
guys guys we got something going here we got something I know
We're beating her ass.
Excellent shot.
Thank you.
We're locked in.
Let me go over there for a second.
Is this actually counting?
This might not count.
It doesn't work.
Should we get in there and let her know that we need business?
I'm going in boys!
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
YAAAAAAAED!
My feeling about this round got a little worse.
You're gonna have this boy better have it!
Oh, yes.
OHHHH, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
He's leapers-ing, leapers-ing!
I'm a-
You're right, you're right!
I'm gonna heal, I'm gonna heal, I'm gonna heal.
Are we leaving no, no, no
Come back in I'll come back in
Oh my god.
This thing is unbelievable.
I have to speak with Mr. Bing myself.
I'm going to bring Mr. Bing to me.
Bring Mr. Bing to me.
I must have a word with this gentleman.
I must have a word with this gentleman.
Oh, okay. That's just incident.
Okay. That was great.
She's facing the opposite direction.
You don't even understand that maneuver.
I think we killed her, guys.
I'm I'm hitting her in the back
What did I look oh that one is that all I thought that orb probably I hit by that or
Actually, there's a reviving right next to you want to grab a hot grab one advice we could probably salvage this round
Yes, they're jump up by
You
We let that go go we were pretty damn loaded. I mean we were we were pretty loaded
So what if you just do that real quick?
There's a device. It's just right there
Or just die that's a good plan to that's a good plan to that's pretty good. Yeah, okay
I mean, I have some notes, but uh, yeah
That's paying with her Andrews terrible, dude, I'm telling you listen
Mr. Big has ravaged me
I got him ping the fiend ping the fiend. It happens. It happens
If he's using me oh
My god, you think it's easy it could be it could be female who would have the power to hack into our game
That's a month
Is that who's is that was hitting me with the arrows is it using pink literally?
Xi Jinping president or leader or king of China not really sure all we have to do
is put up a picture of Poo Bear and he won't even be on the stream time is
anymore who else to do it again we'll be banding all of China
Simply a single image single image of a child there
Welcome back. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man
Man, oh man. Oh man. Have you have you a man to get in contact with mr. Pink
Yeah, he said change the server because he doesn't want to be here no more
All right to you the server
Perfect. Okay. All right now. We have a hunter. It may be zeezing pain shooting with the arrows. Is there any possibility that I
Don't know maybe
Maybe maybe maybe I mean he's got to relax
How's he relax for a place of video? Mm-hmm?
that's true if you was easy peeping like shit I was just like video games here
and there in the bunker everybody
be terrible
I'm not gonna take a second to call for something
direct quote from one of his speeches I need to direct easy people yes one of
those it's on the internet like famous speeches that's very famous very famous
I can't see the switch my
There we are
Lock it in boys lock it in
Lock it in wizards lock it in
Ah Blue Clack how about for you Mr. gimmick?
Oh little bitty group
Oh
That should what a pleasure
All right, this seems to be some stuff for a ranger right here drop it on the ground and
Oh a purple over for a cleric both you guys right here look at that purple shirt right here
Oh guys just two really good shirts over there for you boss
Thank you guys
Oh wait I got it wrong one. Oh, yeah, I did here you go
Wait what? Oh my god.
Lavish shirt. Oh my god.
Oh my god. What a blessing.
What a blessing.
This is the game. What a blessing.
This is the game right here. You're talking about? This is the game.
Yeah, this is the one. This is the one for sure.
Hundred percent. Hundred percent.
I've never felt more confident about anything.
Me either me neither
That this is the one where we get it all
No rock unturned no skeleton. Oh guys
He's got long fingers. How did that mummy hit?
He's got long fingers. Long fingers.
Oh, there's a gold helmet in there for you, Coco.
Oh my god.
I mean, gold and gloves?
Oh, wait. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Do you mind to take that?
What? Take what?
He means to get anything from the chest.
No.
That means there's one of those next to us.
What's the next one?
I took a gold and glove. I have a gold and glove.
Oh.
You want it?
Here.
Oh, no, no, no. That's for a range of ice.
Oh, okay, okay.
This is an invisible guy.
Oh.
Woo!
I'll show them a nice shot.
Oh, chicken, chicken, chicken.
I'll kill that thing, kill that thing.
I got a purple, what, what, what, what, what is it right here?
You're dead, chicken.
I got a box.
Purple is right there.
My box.
That chicken's going to blow through this door, by the way.
Is it purple thing?
Oh, I like it.
Oh, there it is.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Where?
Oh, my God.
There's chickens on us.
Spells
Tell that there are more than one spell I
You are no wizard you are no wizard you do not know what sounds the best
Okay, all right. I'm being smacked by some
green helmet clack lady it's makes me very sexually confused it's super now
beat you so I'm coming to you okay and I we're gonna set up a campfire you son
of a bitch whoo what can't fire campfire campfire what a rondo dagger
RON DELL?
Sorry Rondell.
Fire set, fire set.
Okay, alright, just leave.
Just leave, just go, just waste the campfire.
That's fine.
That's fine. No problem everybody.
No, don't worry, we're here, we're here.
We're gonna stick with you at this campfire.
We're gonna stick with you at this campfire.
I'm making you one.
I'm making you one.
I'm making you one.
I'm making you one.
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you wizard. Excellent. I have completed my journey. That
is proceed. That is proceed. Follow me wizards. Follow me wizards. Oh there's already dead
people. I killed these guys. I killed these guys. Okay. You missed one. Yeah I did. Okay
I don't know why you turned and hit me. That was
Rodriguez
Okay, we need one more give fire
You know a campfire I don't have another campfire. That's okay
And I can give you this though. I give you this. Oh
Okay, thank you
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you
Excellent work out there asian beast
Wizzid Frank Wizzid Frank Wizzid Frank
Wizzid Frank Wizzid Frank
Oh shit I know the team I know the team
Oh shit oh shit
My ball
My ball
My ball is hurt
My ball
My ball
My ball
These guys are hurt these guys are hurt
I'm going in boys
Hit him skin hill I'm just gonna go come in with me. Okay guys. Thank you. Thank you very much guys. Thank you
Hey guys, thanks for coming in the room
I
Yeah
Got his boys arson he bailed what about the other team
With the other team gone
As we have to move I speak over one of the portals yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh
Back even back is on me. Oh, thank you so much
Heels I got so many heels
I
They're behind us over here to our right
Beat the rest speak the rest
Okay, last in this room lesson was a prank funny wizard prank
They're right through here the right through
There's a creep!
AIDBOOK!
AIDBOOK!
This is...
AIDBOOK!
We're behind you, behind you!
AIDBOOK!
My ball!
Close the door, they got it, they got it, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
MY BALL!
MY BALL!
OH, OH, OH!
Get some of that fucking guys up, these guys are so low, these guys are so low!
Who's this guy there's another team? Oh circle
This way this way this way
teleport what
Okay, okay. He went all right. I'm putting his phone. I'm opening his polls
You
Let's go let's go let's go
That was a good one that was a close one
He's a bear oh
One arrow
Time any time
I'm gonna set up a campfire to see if this next one, okay
Mm-hmm
Okay
Lock it in boys lock it guys out here. This is actually the one. This is the one we make it all the way through 100%
Key by the way, I'm hearing the armory the armory. I'll give you a rush to come
Here we go
Light meditation
How are you guys gonna have a slowly clear up the mobs?
I
Did you guys hear I have a rusty key we need to look for the armory
I'm so confused these guys are dead
I think we came away. Oh my god
That's how you want okay, okay
Thank you. Thank you.
Ah, not a problem.
Thank you for the meeting.
Not a problem, sir.
Just keeping me on your toes.
This new area.
I don't want anybody to get too comfortable.
You guys suck at looting.
You really have this job.
Well, there's people dead over here, guys.
Oh, yeah, come here.
Oh my god, I hear right here.
Who are all these people?
Who are all these people?
What the hell?
Heals on him, heals on him.
Oh, there we die.
Four campfires?
I hear someone in front of us guys.
Oh, so much wind.
You close the door.
Lock in.
Well, that's your open.
My mom!
My mom!
They ran someone, they ran someone.
We need to get some 3v2.
My mom!
get back to the house
my boat
retreat, retreat
get him, get him, get him
get him, get him, get him
let's go, let's go, let's go
get him, get him, get him, shield down
get him
he's wasting his, he's wasting his, uh, of his
ice boat
I
Get up get up get up let's get about it here
They went down here boys
Oh shit, oh shit, come back, come back, move, move, move, move, move, oh god, I'm gonna die!
Help!
Yeah!
I'm dead.
Okay, guys.
Exploded!
Exploded!
Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, he's gotta be lo-
Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!
He's actually protected.
Yeah!
Oh shit, his buddy's here.
Take my sh- heart if you can.
Oh!
Watch out! Watch out!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
8-Bot!
8-Bot!
Nice, nice!
8-Bot!
8-Bot!
8-Bot!
8-Bot!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
That was enough, dude!
Don't worry about it!
How?
How?
Pick up! Pick up! Pick up!
I'm gonna kill you!
Don't worry about it!
I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
I'm always out of spash. I only have four shots left.
Zappas ass. Only one. Come on.
You want to get it? I want it, Blush! Yes!
The beat is ass! You want to get it?
Zappas, Zappas, P!
Nice teleport for rage.
Zappas!
Good aim, good aim!
I'm gonna smash him!
I'm gonna smash him!
No!
What?!
No!
No!
How is he not dead?!
He's invincible!
What?!
The question I've asked from time to time...
I'm telling you this stuff that we're mentioning!
I hit him 100 times!
I hit him with everything I had!
I literally had nothing left!
Oh, oh, they're using a skill they're using this they're using that except I'm literally watching my mace crash through
Bloody impact on his face
five six seven times. Oh, well, thank God. It's a skill issue. I
Like oh, I hit that guy literally like ten times and
and
Dallas pants not even a scratch not even a scratch those guys I even pressed wood
You see it was just slightly tired slightly tired after after our battle slightly slightly slightly
Justice to probably just maybe a ibuprofen and they're good to go and they're good to go and they're good to go
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, do they have demon wings? I don't know what that does that do anything? I don't know
Demon wings, bat wing, dwarves, satans.
We caught it boys.
We do it one more.
What do you think, P?
What do you think, Mr. Peanut?
tell me
oh my goodness
ah dude that was such a close fight
i know dude i know oh my goodness
oh fuck
okay
okay
alright
we go again
You go again!
You go again!
Come on now, let's go!
Let's ride!
Come on, let's go!
For death and glory,
and a new dawn.
Wait, guys.
What if...
What if we do normal?
Oh.
Oh.
Fuck that sack!
Fuck that sack!
That sack!
I didn't even know I'd tell us what existed.
I
Drive
Which last round best round right here last round get it right round. Let's get let's get it. Let's get it baby
Oh, you guys feel that that optimistic spirit
I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. Oh, is he
going? Where's he going? Oh, this is a few enemies here. This is a couple. One and two.
to do something something ah barely even took a scratch fantastic fantastic
Oh shit, there's an animal, there's an animal, oh what the hell, oh no, that's not good for
me, that is not good for you boss, oh god that is not good for me, oh god, I have an
explosive, I have an explosive, I have a 2.2, oh I got him, I got him, oh he got the panther,
Oh
They ever choose to run they just get a free
Okay, oh they're getting healed they're getting healed
Oh
Maybe this is a sign yeah, yeah, I signed that we should play normals
This is the one this is the one right here boys this is the one this is the one right
here boys this is our moment this is our time I feel so alive I feel so wizard alive
For the very first time?
For the very first time.
I'm messing you, fool.
It's a few, but you're cleric.
Oh.
What's on that?
Really?
Oh, really?
Oh, that's my favorite little hat.
How do I look, to be honest?
I don't look stupid, do I?
You look gashing.
You look gashing, right?
Okay, so there you come into attack me by
I'm sick, okay. All right, okay
Get him
I'm gonna die
Holy fuck holy fuck
We're alive, okay, okay, okay, a word I would use but we are indeed alive
You a light meditation?
I need to do a body watch out.
You got me all my teeth.
I got my teeth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on it.
It's just a skeleton.
It's just a skeleton.
Oh, thank goodness.
I see we got it cooking boy.
We got it cooking.
Yeah? Good job.
Hi guys.
Hey coconut.
I
Should be go kill the rest of them. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. What's your story?
What the fuck was that oh my god? Oh my god. How about behind me behind me behind you?
Oh the chickens behind us chickens behind us
Things fast. Oh, I only know what you do about that. Let's just
Oh, he's a bear now the chickens a bear
It's a rat now
Fuck that chicken
Oh wait, these guys died to the data AI I don't know
They're all dead
That's what matters
Let's proceed let's proceed. This is the run. This is the rock hundred percent
Oh
Many campfires is there any more tests in this place, so we don't have to fight for moms
You go downstairs. I believe we go downstairs. She's having to come back and kill us. Yeah, that's all
This is supposed to be two hit with our
Is that a player?
Okay, I got the player, I got the player
Nice, nice, nice, nice
He's dead, holy shit, dude
Blunt though
Let's go back and loot that shit
Blunt though, freakin' heck
This guy
This is a lever
Guys, there's a secret tunnel
There's a secret tunnel
Oh!
The monster here
Oh, we need a lock
But you don't got that?
Oh, I'm sure there's one in here
Just look around, look around, look around
Hey, oh, apparently we're supposed to break the skeletons
Break the skeletons?
Oh
I have so many campfires we can do we can just
Gather around the campfire
I
Had a twice me
He's getting away oh
People
I don't even talk to me talk to you talk to you, but that was it's gonna die that was
He's gonna die you got it you got it
One more no
What is he?
I don't know where he is.
I don't know.
Oh, she's on me!
She's on me!
Come on, come on, come on.
I see him.
You're right over there.
I see him too.
What was he, what was he, Rogue?
He's gonna die by AI.
Oh my god.
I got to remember I got campfires. Don't get hit by that circle
He's right here. He's on me
I'm gonna kill the skeleton so peanut doesn't die. There we go. I got
right
Get him get him get him get him
He's ass
Oh, I'm on.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh.
Get me, actually.
Oh, get me.
Get me.
Get me.
Get me.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What the fuck? Help!
I'm jumping, I'm jumping, I'm jumping.
Are the problem, people are dead?
How am I- who am I gonna hit by?
I don't know, I don't know. There's a spider.
There's like a bunch of spiders on you, Peony.
Peony, what are you doing?
That guy's a gun, that guy's a gun.
Oh god, oh goodness.
Oh goodness gracious.
Oh, we don't need luck!
For the best!
Oh my god, Peony!
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hey, guys. All right. Okay. All right. Everybody pause for a second. Quick timeout. Quick timeout. Every time out. Timeout. Timeout. Timeout. Every time out. Timeout. Timeout. Timeout. Timeout. Oh, oh. Shouldn't have said that.
hahahaha
shouldn't have said that enjoy the band boys
shouldn't have said that
shouldn't have said that
hahahaha
oh that was a mistake gentlemen
that was a big mistake saying that
big mistake
I
Didn't never
Any moment now what do you want me to do this business my body to these bitches
I'm my body what we do these bitches. I'm my one of these bitches
bunches
What's this? What's this?
We see that with me. It's a light bit of healing this light bit of healing a
light bit of healing
Whoo, it's a light bit of healing a light a light tasteful heal be killed this guy
Just a quick
This is a quick meditation
Meditation a light meditation a light meditation. I know watch closely
Watch closely. We're bunch of pen and papers. We're about your quills and your scrolls wizards
I'm about to show you how it's really done. I want to say this
this. I'm ready. How do you like this? Oh, you, uh, you missed. Okay. Nice. Get
distance on him
Howard kill you hit a statue. You just shot a ghost
Nice old boy
Miss okay another miss
All right
Hey, I'm gonna join you guys in the circle real quick. Don't mind. Bye. Don't get big room
I
Saw that
Boys I think I got a hundred I think
I'm like nine I'm sincere forgot to check
Okay. I think we're done here. I think we're done. Hey, yeah. Hey, same time tomorrow,
guys. Same time tomorrow, guys. I think tomorrow will be the day we win. We were way better
today than yesterday. Yeah, saved time tomorrow. We were. We were. It's true. It's true. See
you then tomorrow. See you then tomorrow. See you then tomorrow.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were right there. Here's a break from back three. A small step back.
One day we will win. One day. Now that day wasn't that bright shining day. That day wasn't
that bright shining day. But one day. One day. We will win. You win. A game. A singular.
win. Game. Not in the whole game, not overall win. Just one day we will win. Yes. One single
game. Yes. I think so. By the way, I'm beginning with something called Mistfall. Yes. Comes
out tomorrow slash today. Is that something you guys are playing? What is that? I have
a sponsor on the weekend, but in order to play, I have to be level five. So if you guys want
play tomorrow. I hit level five. It actually looked really fun. What are the
missed ball? That's what this Dungeons and Dragons game. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm
spilling you away. This game sucks ass. This game is amazing. The duality of man.
Wow. The duality of man. You never know. You never know. You never know. Guys,
I'll just ask all the chat.
Should we play Mistfall or Dark and Darker tomorrow?
I will say, play whatever we want,
but I don't know how many players Mistfall is,
but once 8 p.m. Pacific rolls around,
tomorrow's my duo night,
so you might have to have a backup.
A backup Dark and Darker man.
Oh.
Oh, are you serious?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's three player games, dude.
Three player games, it's heinous.
Oh, oh my goodness.
You know who we could get as a third
if giving John Hassan?
That's a great idea.
Did he get back in his gamer arc?
He's gaming again?
Yeah, what are you thinking about that, guys?
What are you thinking about that, Wizards?
What's going on?
You might be a little rusty,
Yeah?
He could get back into it.
Better yet?
Aspen Gold.
Woo!
Me not.
You're good.
Coconut me aspen.
Theo?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Am I cooking?
Am I cooking?
Hey, hold on.
Me, Coco, Dr. Despect.
Woo!
Woo!
Now we're cooking with hot fire.
Now we're cooking with hot fire.
Oh, no.
We're going to break you in.
Now we're cooking with hot fire.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
You guys gonna stream on guess just rumble. Yeah, we'll just stream on rumble. Well, uh, guys don't twitch a YouTube see much
Perfect. Yep. Perfect. All right
Better than you guys have a good solid backup as you go. She goes. He's here. Go see what you play with us
So what wait, what's the play of it on a D&D
Well, I don't know. Do we play Miss Fall? Coach, you're saying Miss Fall is really good.
Alright, Miss Fall looked really good.
I know, I know. I want to play D&D as well.
But if Miss Fall is better, like, I mean...
This was a lot like this game, to be honest.
There's a lot of similarities. It's a melee, it's a melee extraction, just like this, except it's not first-person,
And it doesn't feel like you're walking in quicksand for the entire time.
Miss Fall blows cock, I'm going to keep it a buck fifty with you.
Miss Fall is for fucking pussies.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Miss Fall is for soy boys.
Who's that?
Oh.
You are Asian.
Who's that?
All right, yeah.
That is true.
That last one is true, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's Asian.
I double check, too.
I double check.
but did you triple check?
I...
Oh, no I didn't.
Oh, no.
One day, one day, I might reveal that I'm not even Asian.
Oh my God, one day he comes on to scream
and he goes, hello everybody, it's Paul actually.
Oh, Paul Newman actually.
Paul Newman's the name.
Paul Newman?
Oh, the famous actor.
I don't know who that is.
Paul Newman?
Well, I just wanna say, I hate you guys.
Yeah.
I say as well. I literally never want to play with either of you ever again
I'm sick to my stomach being here still. I hate you
I hate you guys. I'll tell you this. I'll say it again.
This is not a joke.
You can use this against me in a quarter of an hour.
The thing is, I hate you just a little more than you guys hate me.
I doubt it.
I don't think that's possible.
Just a little more.
Listen, I got hate like a single mom with seven baby daddies.
I got hated me. I've got a lot of hated me
That's pent up I
Feel like you could have picked a better
Jeff like
Saddam Hussein the Saddam Hussein has quite a bit of hate in him. I mean hey
We've all been there before though, you know, what's the Saddam Hussein's house?
No, I don't like, you know, should have guessing the gassing the Kurdish people
Why don't I know what he did?
I don't think you know what I'm not clear what that guy did.
One of many things.
One of many things in his sort of resume.
Yeah, what's top three things?
So now who's a digs I should do nothing about that guy.
Me dude, I was literally about to say what did he do?
What?
Yeah, what did he do?
I mean.
I will say
The reason the reason we got him he that's the one thing he didn't do
Is hide the hole?
No, no, he ain't no hole. No, no, no, he did not have weapons of mass destruction. That was a bit of a whoopsie
Whoopie might as well grab the oil while we're here
You might as well.
I mean, it makes sense.
I mean, you're already there.
It would be waste.
It would be a waste.
No, that's not what we're saying.
He did not do 9-11 things.
So, that was his thing.
Did not do 9-11. That was Osama, you fucking dumbass.
Yeah, Osama been laden.
That's what he's saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's just say, let's not feel too bad for Mr. Saddam.
Saddam we we did do a little whoopsy-poopsy on the WMDs, but he did
gas entire villages to death
That's never good
For good now, I'm gonna say this right now. I don't think that's okay guys
That's brave of you to say brave that's very great. Hey
Hey, hey, hey, I'm an ally.
What can I say?
I'm an ally.
Raven's stunning.
Raven's stunning.
Raven's stunning.
I see you guys.
I'm going to go as far.
I would go as far to say, and I don't want anybody to cancel me, but I would go as far
to say that it's bad.
See?
I mean, yeah.
You really want to?
I'm serious.
You really want to take out with your chest right now?
I'm serious.
Throw me on the car.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Yep, I'm serious.
I had the choice to gas entire villages of civilians or not gas entire
I'd say not I'd say not that's great. I'm not saying that is brave of you say
Are you sure I don't know you know, I'm pretty sure I
Don't I think so. I'm pretty sure. I got a solid solid 90% on that
Okay, so 90% you wouldn't gas in time villages and 10%
Yeah
10% you would
Well, not 10% I would 10% I'm willing to hear more information
Hmm, you know maybe we're gonna have to talk about this more tomorrow guys
We might have a sleep on this, you know, yeah, a very hard decision. I think we sleep
I think we sleep on it. We sleep on it. We'll sleep on it. We'll sleep on it.
Maybe get some breakfast, get some bacon eggs, you know, hash browns.
Get some bacon and eggs, yep.
And then tomorrow I might wake up and be like, I don't think the acid in the bill is just good.
Yeah.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
We'll see how we feel in the morning. We'll see how we feel in the morning.
I gotta sleep and yeah.
You need to rest your eyes. Rest your eyes.
Yep. Yep.
That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
You guys
Party chip tomorrow that guy's crazy good party chip. He's like a he's like a pro at this game. So we basically
That's
You just try it out
This is really good
Me missful. I'm gonna
I'm gonna like watch
Okay, okay
Cuz I also have another D&D pro named repose that guy's fucking really good, too
Yeah
But see the thing is, I played with Party Chip and I have not played with Repo's what if he's a racist?
Wow, that makes two of us.
What?
What? Yeah, I think I lagged.
Did Coach enjoy this?
Oh, oh, oh.
There's a lag. There's a lag.
To who?
Who?
Who?
To who?
Where am I?
Who are you people?
Who are you guys?
Get out of my house. Get out right now. Get out. Don't ever come back. Don't ever speak to me or my son ever again. Get out of here.
Put down my keys. That's my car.
Wait, repost something in your chat and he said, I am not race. That's exactly what races I would say.
That's true. That's exactly what races I would say. Actually, that's not true.
Because if there's super races, they're just gonna boast about it.
No, but what if I know but what if he's hiding the racism so we can
We could be on something we could be on something it is all it's saying a slur
We could be honest something we could be honest something here. Yes. Yep. Yep hold on
Further investigation is needed. That's what we need. You need to find out more information. That's true
We should ask that one guy we should ask what's the guy you what's your friend's name?
Who's right?
It's a foosly. We should ask that guy about that other guy.
But she... Hold on.
Surely they'll know each other.
Hold on.
What if we're the racists?
What?
Oh, we should. You should always be careful not to...
Be prepared for that to be gone tomorrow, buddy.
Be prepared for that to be gone tomorrow.
Okay, what's the what what's wrong? They have this stupid tan G and then John convinced me to put on my 10 Gs a gunshot
fucking stupid
Yeah, I got those I got one of those I have pooped now, but you know who's not racist who Kim Garland
Yeah, he flew Dennis Rodman out. I
Don't know who that is. Yeah, you don't know who Dennis Rodman is. I I don't know. No, I don't know who that is
You're racist. I'm racist.
What the hell? I'm still reeling from not knowing who did you not, do you know who Scotty Piffin is?
I've heard of the name in a song. Yes. I know he's a basketball player.
Yes, that's true. That's true. Um, yeah. Okay. Okay. We learned a lot. I think we've learned a lot. I think we have a lot to think about.
It's a lot of information. We got to head back with the drawing board now. Yeah. Yeah. Let's put a pin in it. Let's put a pin in it and circle back tomorrow.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I got it right right here. Uh, are we the racists? Is are they the racists?
Was Saddam Hussein a bad guy? Was Osama a bad guy? Did Osama do 9-11? And, and I the racist.
I don't remember half of those questions. I don't remember those questions at all. I don't know. I don't remember those questions at all.
it on now. That's why I wrote it down. You wrote it down? Okay. I wrote it down. I also wrote the
floors down and we'll go over them tomorrow as well. Well, I get my answer your first and last
question. You want to cross the line? Well, the thing is, I didn't say it, but I wrote it down and
then I could delete it later. So they're responsible. Very responsible of you. Very responsible.
Yeah, he's right it down all right
You played way better today, please thank you
I felt like we did it. I feel like we're really getting better at this game. Truly again. I mean
In Miss Fall, maybe come out like a day later so we can I feel like we're getting close
Yeah, so just surviving our first raid. I mean
Mm-hmm. Yeah
Um
You're almost not terrible
No, this was not a quick stream.
This was not a quick stream.
I just hit my desk a little too hard earlier when I said, fuck it, we'll do it live.
And it turned off my computer.
That is why it does not say it's been a very long stream.
I started the regular time.
I can assure you.
I can assure you.
I can assure you.
Um, I can't assure you. I can't assure you. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay.
All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Yep. Okay. Yep. I'm understanding. I'm listening. Mm-hmm.
I'm reading all the chats. Yep. I understand. Yep. I understand. Yep. I understand. Yep.
Uh-huh, I'm listening, I'm watching, I'm absorbing,
I understand, I understand, yep, I'm looking,
I'm looking, yep, I understand, yes, yes I do,
yes I do, yep, I understand, I understand, yes I do, yep.
I'm reading it all, I'm reading all of them,
every single chat I'm reading, I'm not missing a single chat.
Incredible, incredible, wow, incredible.
Woo, am I absorbing a lot of information right now?
Am I absorbing a lot of information right now?
All right, now that I've absorbed the information,
good night, good night everybody, good night now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody, good night now.
Good night, everybody, have a good night.
I will see you gentlemen tomorrow,
bright and early at the regular stream time,
bright and early for many adventures,
many adventures, ventures, and journeys
perhaps on this game or another.
We will never know until tomorrow.
Until, what are we playing about?
I don't know yet.
I'm not sure, I think I'm gonna take a peep
at this missfall situation.
I'm gonna see what's crackleacking.
See what all the buzz is about.
But you know, we'll see, we'll see.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Cloaksy like Miss Faulty.
See, that's a positive.
But then again, Cloaksy hates like really weird games
that he shouldn't hate.
Like Cloaksy doesn't like Apex Legends.
And once again, I'll say it again,
Apex Legends is basically the virtual embodiment of Cloaksy.
But he's just a freak.
And then he doesn't really like dark and dark there.
He doesn't you know tomorrow, so I don't know if we can trust that. I don't know if we can try. He's also a fairy
So I don't know what's going on around here. I don't know what's going on around here
I don't know what's going on right here. All right. Good night everybody. Good night now gang
I have a good night. Have a good night everybody. Have a good night
Good night now gang. Good night everybody
Good night. Rest up rest easy
Rest easy now everybody. Good night
good
I died!
You died!
Sleep died!
Do not!
Do not!
Let the bed bugs fuck your ass!
Don't!
You must listen to me.
There's no time!
To do it!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
You must trust me. Get out of here! Get out! Get out!
the nudge
I'm gonna get the chocoboca diarrhea!