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[DROPS] DARK & DARKER | HUTCHMF & COCO | THE ULTIMATE WIZARD | SQUIRE ROYALE DOMINATION | #BUNGULATE
07-30-2026 · 7h 46m
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No.
Sorry for my tardiness, boys.
Sorry for my tardiness, boys.
I had the tacos from the forbidden place, and then a Dairy Queen blizzard, which then
forced me to pass out on the couch in the middle of the day.
I woke up just in time for stream, but because I had the forbidden tacos, I had to diarrhea.
my wizard, my wizard, and that is why I am late. That is why I am late today. Sorry for
my tardiness, boys. Exactly, exactly. You understand. You understand indubitably. Indeed.
By the way, by the way, boys, tonight we'll play with Mr. Hutch and Mr. Coco. We're gonna
play some dark and dark it let me say I am loving this if I'm not ruling out
Miss fall honestly hutch gets off early a lot so we can kind of oh shit we get
but do I do I hopped on Miss fall I didn't hop on Miss fall I hopped on today
I wanted hop on today was I do it so I just woke up I have no idea what
fucking planet I'm on I went what did I do today I don't we I went on my fault I
I know big news you guys listen up make sure you sit it down for this one
I went on my phone and then I went on twins and I was like I'm gonna take out this mince foggy
Nobody was playing it. What the hell was going on? I thought there was
Yeah, I'm going out right here. Did not drop today and something. Yeah
What they had gone out
In 30 minutes, it's out at nine tonight.
Oh, how about I say, I was about to, what the hell, also nine PM on a Wednesday?
Jeez, these guys have got to be like Scandinavian or something, or Eastern Russian, something's
weird about that, something's weird about that, something's going on.
going on now I know you probably like peanut how do you just do all those time
calculations in your mind where in those locations in the world you you
calculated that in those locations in the world it would be a regular time to
drop a game and it's I have a secret I didn't I don't even know where Scandinavians
are from and if I did I wouldn't be able to put it out of the map and then Russia
It's just another country I know I don't know but that's what happened there
That's all I did those calculations now. Let us proceed. Let us proceed and we will see about miss fall later
You'll see that I met when I said that it honestly scared an avian, but again
I don't know what scared an avian is. I wanted you to say scared an avian first because I don't know where that is
Mmm. I just want to make sure you say it first that way. I knew it was a real place
Hmm, uh, um, Hutch Trash play with dads.
Oh, yeah, also, also, I was watching the chat
before the stream, guys.
For those of you that like to complain
about Dark and Darker Coconut Hutch,
it's your day, my boys!
It is your day, my boys!
It is your day, my wizard!
And it's your day, let it out!
Let it out!
Everybody who hates on Hutch, let it out!
Everybody having some coca-lanes on.
Everybody having some dark and dark-a-living on.
It's all about you, girl!
On your 16th birthday, you got to marry us
by night tonight cause' I love about you!
That's all about you, girl!
It's your birthday girl!
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good,
good, good, good!
Just let it out loud!
Now let us rhyme!
It's just it's just yeah, it's yeah, it's just yeah, it's just DJ
Hello everybody. How are you?
We're discussing the game plan
We're going to the drawing board. Oh, I have determined that we're not racist. That's the first thing I want to say
I thought about it. Yes, we're not
But the second P is we discussed the classes are what are you thinking? Um, oh
Oh, wait, you say like we might be classes?
No, no, our class, our classes.
There's an racism against classes, yes.
Oh, okay, guys, I actually have been deeply thinking about the classes,
and I'm going to switch it up today.
I'm going to switch it up.
I'm going to try out just for Team Comp,
and I think it might suit me better.
I think what I'm going to try out today is a wizard.
You got me.
Oh, yeah.
I am playing the holy wizard, the wizard of the church, the cleric.
Ah, the wizard of the church, the wizard of the church.
I will say this, I practiced some off stream today.
I practice them on stream today, I'm feeling good.
I'm doing, I've only played a couple of rounds,
but I, I'm feeling good today.
I'm feeling good today.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I have a question, Coco, would you be open to trying fighter?
Because here's the thing, with fighter,
you can still have your bow,
and you can still prioritize your bow,
but you'll also be tanky to be a frontline.
Oh.
Yo, I'm hearing you on that.
So, uh, you know, you're right.
I'll play Ranger.
Okay.
All right.
An excellent choice, Wizards.
That's a great choice.
An excellent choice.
Switching it up a little.
I'm on that vibe as well, Mr.
Coco.
Just a little swaps you do to have the team come.
You know, hey, we're flexible, you know?
We're flexible.
We're flexible.
We're flexible.
Do I...
Hmm.
What do we what do we need then do we think we need to play how to a whale
Hmm fuck you maybe value of the team composition. Go go you have arms and legs
You wouldn't need to pass spell like a bitch you could walk towards them like a man not a peanut
But I am
That's not really it's you something it's fuck you. Okay. All right go roll around in a circle
Maybe I will maybe I will all right. Let me invite you guys. I'm use a friend here, huh? Oh, no
um, I
Don't know I just want you to know that me go go and give it to me playing for
Today's straight and neither of us have one. I ain't none of us. I've won a single
game
I get some good. Yeah, it's been great. It's been good. It's been good
You didn't need to send me you're gonna need to text me your name cuz I do not see you on my friends list bars
Jarvis feel that man in all caps
Pn there's a reason why you're 22,000 viewers short right now guys honestly, he's right
Maybe dark and dark it is lame and that's why I'm down 22,000 viewers. Oh
What do you guys think everyone who just arrived here in the last 14 minutes because that's when I started
You stupid bitch sir, I genuinely
challenge you brush your teeth without anyone's help.
I mean, silent room, you'd have to check your ears for radios, we would not want outside
involvement.
There has to be something genuinely so fucking wrong with your brain that you could not even
consider before being so confidently dumb in public in front of all of these people
all of these people which you already know I got a brilliant for it I mean
am I right boy?
oh my god that was stupid
let's fucking punch him right in the dick
bam uppercut
bam uppercut
Come on my shoe
Let's do this shit. Hey, what's your name? What's your name again?
Jarvis heal that man in all caps. He was that man. Oh, that's a good name. That's a good name
Jarvis heal that man. Yep. I have a rival name. I have a warlock named huge cock warlock even dad
I didn't know you were a poet. Yes. Yes. That's right. That's right. You give me give me a poem
Let me give you a poem. Hold on. Let me let me type in your name first. Jarvis. He'll that man. Is that yeah
Jarvis feel that man. Here we are. All right. Let me give you a poem
There once was a hunch
He had a bad bunch
he smacked it around, he jumped up and down and that's when he figured out that he's
gay and we're happy for him.
Yes I am.
Yes he is and we're ready to party.
And we're ready to party.
Let's rock!
Let's rock!
Let's rock!
I'm gonna hide the map we're gonna hide the map
I'm so I'm high-viscule my machine
All right, here we go here we go. Oh
Wait, oh, I'm the leader, right? Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm gonna be switching servers one time per
round. So you guys have to hide your
screens every time, okay?
That's genius. Definitely
tell the people we're going to switch
the servers before we switch the servers
so they can prepare. That is
genius! That's it! That is genius!
That's like telling them we're going to try
to evade stream snipers.
Oooh! Get it guys!
Guys, we're going to try to evade stream snipers!
Oh! The stream snipers are like, oh now we
don't! No! No! No!
Oh, god! Shut up!
But I will say this I was we found out that the the you guys as in not the party leaders are the most important people
That have to hide your screen because on my screen it says select the server
But on your guys screen it just says the server says the server. Yep. Mm-hmm
They should probably just take that out. I see but you know, all right. Okay. Oh, is everybody hitting the screen so I can choose
Your server. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah go go. Okay. All right. I
Do have good news I
They are in the works on some things that should assist us.
Now obviously we're not here whenever it comes out, it is where it is, but
they are in the works.
They said that they're seeing the person they're running into.
RUN!
SHUT UP, FUCKER!
I
Can my wizards lock in my wizards. I miss your lucky mother fashions wicked man
Good I'm bad and mr. Bp. Don't be both of these one good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you. Bye boys. We need my way
Repay yourself listen present for pay yourself for me son
Don't go if you see anything. Oh, no, bitch. I need. Oh, you see anything with knowledge. I need it
No, I need it. Oh, I'm gonna die
Stand back with it
You hit me I'm gonna die
You fucking
fireball explosion oh excellent work excellent work
thank you thank you thank you thank you so much thank you
you're fucking piece of shit
poops because he doesn't have any bombs kind of wire
if you kill me too one more time do they see how good of me
I swear man you and your fucking fireballs
I said step back Wizzard I said step back
Put your hands up. Get up.
My wizards, my wizards! I'm not just a fat...
Oh, you want some of this, huh?
Do you, wizard? Do you, wizard?
I challenge thine! I challenge thine!
Ah, ah, wizard!
Ah!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm calling the beggar!
All right, okay.
Okay.
Hey, I'm cooking up. That'll be $8,000.
Yeah, worst mistake in my life.
Think of my life.
Never again.
Oh.
All right, let us proceed with this.
Let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Oh, hold up.
What is this now?
Oh, well, too.
That is nice, aren't I?
I'm already cooking kind of.
On my way.
I'm cooking gloves right now.
I'm already kind of cooking.
Hm.
Now, listen, boys.
I am a cleric.
It is OK to die.
I will be able to rescue.
Oh, wait.
You can rescue us?
Yeah, I told you.
about that like a thousand times when you've never been it was impossible
I can read you find some stuff with knowledge
little shopping I'm gonna get up and see little p lately did him and Rhonda lose
custody the cps new P was never never rod this to lose custody on new P's is
He's hot day care right now. He's learning his time statements
Reading your writing
The people the people
Prepare yourself with it
doing great boys
fireballs
let me know if they're late
it's loaded
it's loaded
I'm dead
it's loaded
it's loaded
here's the other one
oh good average
back to be backed up
fireballs
take this guy take this guy
he should be alone the other guy can't come back
I
I don't have a gun.
I'm gonna die.
All right, wizards.
Hold on, pause.
Hold on, pause.
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
Pause.
I am unarmed, wizard.
I am unarmed, wizard.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Hold on, pause.
Wait, pause.
They did not respect the Wizard pause that is so dishonorable the guilt will be hearing
about this the guild will be hearing about this wow absolutely no honor war crimes war
What's that Canada right there war crimes? Where's it war crimes a certified wizard war crime a CWWC
Listen guys listen listen listen my wizards listen
When has the plan ever gone good the first time?
Never never just a warm up never i mean that's not even our fault. That's
the universe is far that's just how the first time always goes dry
I
Ready to be slow be fast. I give me just a moment
Two of my spells up fantastic fantastic
I found out that I actually got rid of teleport
That laugh and.
Now let's run again.
Yup.
I
So pretty good spawn oh
Me I'm just hanging around nobody don't buy me bars. Oh, I can tell you're hung down there. Thank you mr.
Fuck that's taking
Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you
Alright, let's ride with it. Let's let's ride
Jarvis heal that man
I'm gonna fireball these wizards. Yeah, okay?
Nice
Wait oh
Oh 12 arrows of this guy coming coming over there. Thank you. You're a chicken or whatever
We got turkey the turkey never trusted chicken never trust the chick. It's a ton like oh
Yeah, yeah, I've heard those before
You do something something
Oh a bitch
Uh, another blue helmet for you, Clark?
I don't know the things.
Will and knowledge.
Will and knowledge. Will and knowledge.
Alright, Will and knowledge. I remember that.
Yeah, watch out for Mr. Big, by the way.
Mr. Big was shooting me with arrows yesterday.
Let's see if we can watch out for Mr. Big as well.
Don't you dare!
This fucking wizard gaslight you into thinking I was a problem yesterday.
No! I'm talking about Mr. Big! Mr. Big!
Is your name Mr. Big?
I think it could- hey, shit it could be.
Shit it could be.
You never know nowadays. Wait, I hear people on the other side of this door. Let's let's kill this mob real quick
On the other side of the store
Oh, we're gonna activate some of these oh, I already had me some of them. Oh my goodness. Oh shit. Oh my goodness
You guys are annoying.
Yeah, they're tanky.
Oh, yeah.
Whenever you swing, you jump.
Jump?
Jump?
Yeah, you jump towards it and you can dodge it.
Oh.
Jump.
Oh.
Oh, very wise.
That's knowledge.
That's knowledge.
Oh, I shot crazy boots.
Oh, my goodness.
On your face.
Careful.
I lost my teleport.
I lost my teleport.
Take that, fool.
Oh
Oh, there's even more waking up do they all wake up every time no it's random
We got the worst rng every single one of them work out
Yeah. Good. Good at this game,
guys. We're like sorts. Yeah.
You should take damage no
matter what, don't you? Yeah,
it's like completely. It's a
lot less. And we've got a
good good boy. We've got a good
good. You gotta stand on the
table to clear those living
It's uh, it's a low attack.
I'm gonna forward at me, I'm gonna block it.
Please, please, please, please.
Where do I, where do I block? Do I look at the tip of your blade?
Where it's coming from.
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Oh, go ahead, here we go.
Oh, God.
Yeah, do it here. Try and block me, or you swing me?
Oh.
So if I were to hit it with the buckler, I can...
Okay, try and swing at me again.
Oh.
I got him.
No, you're gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me.
Let me try. Let me try.
Wait, wait. Wait. Wait, wait. I need to see what my spells are. I need to see what my spells are.
Alright, here we go. Alright, okay?
Alright, go ahead.
What the hell?
Oh, shit.
Okay, alright.
Walk a bit.
No! No, I didn't.
What? It's not about the next thing.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Was that your head?
Jump over the top. Jump over the top.
Jump over the top.
Oh, I actually did too much.
Is that fucking this?
Oh my god.
Guys, guys, I'm a weird kid. I don't have a bunch of them.
Okay, alright, here we go. You ready?
I'm gonna put it 90 degrees, so it's gonna be like right there, right?
Yep.
Ah!
Shit!
Oh ho ho!
Go ahead, go ahead!
Hold your block, hold your block.
Okay.
Oh shit!
I took this shot, took this shot, when you block you can then let go of right click,
and then tap it one time and do a counter block.
See me now, ready?
Oh!
And then it doesn't count that!
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
Now yours actually lost faster, I believe.
Uh, Coco.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Here, just block.
Oh, come here, come here.
I'm gonna hit you and then just spam right click right after you hear the noise.
Okay, okay.
I should have slow his health.
No, no, no, I eat left click, I eat left clicking.
You left click it?
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
I don't click that bitch.
So you, you say you used the save button, you ought to block, right?
Yeah, yeah, I did, I did.
Here, try again.
proceed proceed proceed proceed let's proceed let's proceed
not this proceed
guys I worry you're doing like pretty good
here we are there we are oh yeah by the way I appreciate isn't the rush a bit
tomorrow. Yeah, it's at 2pm. It's 2pm, like, Russian time? No, our time, our time, 2pm.
That's when it starts. Ah. Ah, okay, alright. Okay, what's up, what's up? Alright, time
for sleepless nights. Yeah? Yeah, time for sleep. It's weird. Yeah, it's about to. It's
It's gonna get pretty weird, it's gonna-
Be if you want this, it's-
Will and whatever the fuck.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
And also on that as well.
And follow me, Gag, follow me, Gag!
I'm pretty sure for the-
The Rycée Tube was actually fantastic.
Isn't it three days? You said three days?
It's the 30th-
Oh, it's the 30th of the second.
There's nothing we're just technically not gonna be
sleeping for three days.
Pretty much.
This should be three 24-hour back-to-back.
Oh, no, no, that's not necessary.
I mean, we don't have to do this for three 24 hours back-to-back, you know?
We are going to get weird.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Orange, let me get a helmet here for you.
Where's it?
Where's it?
Where's it?
Where's it?
Boy, is that that Russian that we were talking about playing too much?
We got a lot of different nations, like Russians and Chinese people and people from all over the world.
And it's like a big map that looks like the real world map.
And then we, like, I'm the president of the United States, and then we try to grab the nukes and bomb the other countries.
You remember? You remember? You remember?
We're bombing Japan first!
What has happened?
We're bombing Japan first!
Oh, down on him, huh?
Just to keep up with the rest of the game.
I hear people.
Well, let's kill him!
Oh, here.
Is he in a shield right here for you, Mr. uh, punch?
Hmm.
Okay.
Oh my.
Oh, shoot me.
Oh, shoot me.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shoot right on me!
Oh, where?
Oh.
He's locked in!
Listen, lock in!
Where are you?
Shit
I
Know we all let it work let it work
Hold on let it work
That was I like that flick to the head both of them to that nasty if I could find some fucking knowledge
I could win it. If I could find a girl without two fat bitches in it, I could have survived
Maybe if you teleported we could have lived. I did teleport and didn't do it and didn't do anything
My wizards can back me up on this you saw that wizards
I think the wizards on side with you on this though. No the wizards side with the others the wizards side with me
No, I have my vision card. I have my vision card.
You know, stop the vision card.
I swear. You saw it. You saw it.
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, they're vouching. They're vouching.
They're all saying, Peter, wow.
That teleport should have went off.
Peter, wow. You wouldn't even need to teleport
if those two guys weren't standing in the door.
This guy's had a lot of your shit.
What?
Oh.
Well, that's his standard drill.
Where's the racist?
If I wasn't eating right now, I would have something to say about that.
Well, well, if you weren't eating right now, you'd have a foot to stand on in that argument.
You kind of just gave it up.
I'll let you ride again!
All right, this is the third time to die, third time to die, okay?
All right.
Okay.
All righty.
Alrighty, I just got Eiffel Towered by these two handsome skeletons.
Needles, shawls up, needles, shawls up.
Oh, it's time for you, Mr. Clarek, right there, in that Hootie Dootie.
Yeah!
The bandits.
Huh.
How'd you... did you find it?
Oh, he's been here.
How'd you- did you fight it?
Oh, I just muted.
I was just trying to pair these skeletons.
Back to you, I'm talking about the Shades of Bees.
Oh, I muted, that's fine.
I've been muted this entire time.
That was a test!
That was a test, you're back!
Congratulations!
Uh, for who?
For you.
I don't think I can even put this I can't put that up
Shoes as well on the skeleton. Oh, I got the shoes. I got the shoes. Yeah, you got the jays, right? Yeah, jays
the new addition
But how we get down here?
And we got in this hugey-doozy you one of those two armed ladies
Could be pretty. Oh, wait, is that it actually? Oh, sure. Hold on. Oh
No, this isn't the map this isn't the map. Oh
Oh, yeah, but there's got to be somebody get down there, right?
No
We're starting up a power smash for how we're small bro. We were at the graveyard. This is
Come come come. There's so much over here. Oh, yeah, this is on the map. Let's start
Yeah, I don't know what's going on you guys. I've been a lot of latency on this server.
You guys get that? Yeah. Yeah. Hell is going on right now.
Oh, the same stuff we got last round which like I have to do this that time.
Beautiful.
Some jewels and diamonds.
Take this, dude!
You got a bug on your left hand?
Oh, open evidence!
I need always a jug deck. Oh, Claire. I purple hat for you, but Mr. Clake
Okay
Restap him from the safety of the specs. Oh
All right for the first time today, I got
Thanks for you. Thank you. Good day. I
Can actually cast all my spells. This is so nice. Oh fantastic
You know that way I don't see where's he's he called this pants at?
Back left coffin back left coffin. Oh, I see okay
Oh, I keep with that
Yeah, so this
This is where we want to be and the bridge going up the staircases where we want to be. Oh
Usually for you
Huh? Yeah, just a pullings
Jester
Dance now dance now
I need those cord dance just a dance
You are for a little shit out of my ass. How about that?
Worthy a worthy contraire
Let us recede let's proceed with it. Should we go right to the bridge?
Yeah, let's go towards the middle now
A wizard break
A wizard break a wizard break of great proportions
Wizards would never do anything like that
He's going to be going to fuck you back. Yeah
The chicken up the sky. Did they call them?
Oh, I just come look
Okay, thank you for hitting me
The bat though
I've got double double erode and there's the boss ready to finger my butthole
Okay, things are not going good for me. I need immediate assistance
Oh
Okay, all right. All right
They were both that'll be there if you go where either I'm pulling the lever
2014
We're going down to the roof easy. It's a secret it's a secret title
You rise you it's got a dark over here
I
Spike me
This bed is so strong you got
Some job
Okay, all right
Okay, all right. Oh
This guy was gonna be one for
Okay
Oh
You got me oh you got me dick on the loose. I can't believe you got me so good you got me so good
I'm so bored now
Oh
Oh, okay
Well, I'll take I'll take that hat you keep that you keep that
is agility or dexterity better I don't know I don't know which one's better for
a Ranger guys agility or dexterity I'm getting word that miss fall just came
are you guys playing that you play
tomorrow yeah oh I'm gonna play it like
that third person's here right yeah I've
got to play it too yeah we check it out
hmm hmm hmm well but surely that is
me oh do we do we skedaddle yeah I
think so oh this is a quiet round there
was no one here I said it is the first
round ever go without fighting anyone
one of the first who's a doozy that's two in a row too I don't know we don't
we don't pay anyone the first time either no we just got a poro right on
our spine oh I got tons of jewels and riches somebody doze it was it
Oh
Yeah, George Washington's truth
Right we proceed we proceed lock it in where's it's locked in it on what so I just might be the one
This might be the one where we actually beat that thing we're doing
I never extracted hutch please help us for the love of God
Excellent work where's it's excellent work? Oh
Oh
I have a purple buckler there for you miss Clark
Purple glove for you mr. Clark love that
I'm not pretty good stuff all right now. I'm fine stuff that I like leave. I don't need to know what
I don't need that but P might need that check those boots out P. No, no, I've already got boots better boots in that
Excuse me, was it
We must go watch the Kevin
Don't you worry
I
Should it work was it Jackson
About right here, but let's go back. We'll keep going. We'll keep going
These fellow we have what we'll colors it
Crazy right here. Oh
I'm already got a blue one. We don't wait. That's a gray one. What do you mean? You got a blue one?
This is a gray one. I saw it was blue
Are you judging I don't base off the background? I
I
Swear to God it was blue wasn't blue
You come play hold on I'm gonna drop you a book and you tell me because I've got a blue book
I've got a green book. I'm gonna drop you two books. You tell you which one is wet
Okay, all right, come here. Okay. I'm gonna drop one at random. You ready? We go. Yeah. Yeah
We'll go to that one
Oh my goodness!
Oh! I swiped thee!
Zomzomzomzom!
We're gonna start right here.
We're gonna get these big chests.
Oh!
We don't have to fight any of these.
I'll keep watch, I'll keep watch with it.
I'm gonna put a sword in here.
Oh, I'll put a sword in here.
A long sword right here.
Oh my gosh.
Yo, take this, Coco.
It's a block with a switch on it.
way no way no way I will be keeping that
was it yes you pee with that try no don't
try it out I have a wizard I will die at
one time I'll shoot him I'll shoot him you
will just instantly kill me no listen
this is what you do okay you start to
fight with that and it hits them it
literally takes out their health okay
okay okay oh my god oh god oh my god
Oh god, oh good average. Oh
No, oh
I fell again
You see
Yeah, the locals are getting frisky. Oh, I fell again
Yeah, now we're talking about I see one of those
I think I hear someone. I hear someone on the north side. Yeah, you need to slow down here far
You guys went the wrong way
There's a what a legendary clear council where I don't know where oh, no
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
I gotta see the next one!
Go, go, go, go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm not gonna do it!
Oh!
You see me, see me!
âr!
We're in traffic jam!
It's gonna do a light meditation before we get there.
Oh, that's not good!
Turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around!
Let's go this way!
Go this way, go this way!
I hit one!
Shoot him with the clock!
I'm not gonna do it!
Me clock!
I don't know if the clock works.
What's the...
It's a scanner.
What is it?
What was it all dirty here dirty it was so dead we are so dead we are so dead gang
They're right here, please just stay right here
You're all right, I got you
Okay
All right, I got lucky we got lucky. This guy's a definitely a bit price. I got this
Dude pop the truck out of coke
I got the extendo on this day
Oh
Father fucker
Excellent excellent
We can keep this habit to this Eric. What happened you good check
you're not a man let's proceed let's proceed
where did the squids just go oh there's dead people I could use some
heels I'm gonna loot this guy real quick
rally I see him in front of us I do I do I do okay okay fireball he's healing
he's healing he's low get him get him get him
fireball
fireball
go for this one then go for this one this one's alone
Guys, guys, why does my teleport never work?
What the hell is that, Wizards?
Yeah, the TP was just, you go 15 meters,
whatever direction you're facing.
It's based on a, teleport is a dash.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Rogue silence to you. Oh, I got silence. That's what happened
How is that guy not dead? I exposed him four times and I hit him with a headshot fireball. You guys are strong
Yo, dude, I hit that shot hutch
Jumping shot him in the fucking leg with the gun. Oh, I thought it was low and then he's still fucking one piece my bitch
Oh son of a bitch are you be sure with the leg the it takes significantly less
damage no it was a gun I mean it was a gun though I hit him with that fucking
that shit that shit fucking if it was like 50 cent wizard I think that he
was a 50 cent wizard God you're gonna do my nine times are you still fucking
breathing what the fuck that guy fucking killed me and you and I was
I was giving it to that barbarian, I was exploding him, I was making him explode, I was making him explode on repeat.
All over the dungeon.
I'm swapping, I'm swapping to a barb.
Okay, okay.
That guy kinda looks like you in real life.
He kinda does.
He kinda does, he kinda does.
Like you if you never made it as a swamer and you just did a shit ton of crack.
That was more like you now, he's more covered up.
Let us proceed, let us proceed, let us proceed.
Yeah, I couldn't imagine doing crack.
Why, I do math.
Very.
Which is often will be a definitely.
Yeah, we had good gear, we had good gear.
That's what I heard.
Just do a shit ton of math and like,
just tweak out from upstream for like 30 hours.
Yeah, fucking weird as shit.
That's what you should do for the rest of it.
That's probably what you should do.
I can stop, brother.
I can stop.
I can stop.
Legally, of course.
Legally with a doctor that can describe us here.
Connect us with the blood.
That's not funny!
I
Make sure that you guys don't get collapsed
Thank you ask is is hit the rest, okay? We will hit the rest
This is our time wizards. I'm locked in now. I'm warmed up. I'm warmed up.
Honestly, I don't really know why we jumped down there with them. I feel like we had ultimate high ground.
Yeah, we kind of just went for it. It ain't for the bushes.
He saved for the bushes. He's pretty much gone to the top of that stairwell in Howard.
We could have just...
Yeah, I'm realizing that right now.
Yeah, I thought there was only one. I didn't know there was a whole team there.
I was just fucking chased after the bitch ass
Worshipped favors the bold with it. I cannot blame nine. I cannot blame nine. I cannot blame nine
Let's work towards the middle. So I want to go kill one of those gargoyles for a very good part of shag
Bargarita
That too
The gargoyles have Bargarita
There's dead shit.
30 animals right here, boss.
Thank you, Mr. Perry.
Where we came from, guys?
Go back, go back!
I'm coming, Jarvis.
I'm gonna see if I can't grab one. Careful.
Hit this guy on the left.
Oh, open door?
Yeah, blow this shit.
Oh, what's your mind? What's your mind? What's your mind?
We flanked, they flanked!
No problem to do all of them. Fireball, fireball!
We got a collapse on the way, sir.
They're all over us.
It's loaded!
Careful, B.
This guy's so low. This guy is so low, boys.
This guy's so low.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
I'm dead.
Yeah, see you guys later.
I'm changing! I'm changing! I'm changing!
Got a board!
It's burning!
It's burning!
It's here!
It's here!
It's here!
Oh god! Oh no!
Oh god!
Ego!
I
Though we have the team
Have you ever heard the term divide and conquer?
Yeah, I'm Asian I know about division more than anyone. I'll tell you that
Yeah, okay. All right. This is this is towards you
I do not I was cooking out there
Run me the wizard numbers I was
Peace we had a 3v2 and you ran the flank and you left a hunch by himself and he got gangbanged
If I if there's a if there's a if there's three of them and there's three of us and I'm chasing one of them
Then that means it's a to me too. I you should read the wizard numbers. You gave me the basic math
No, I said come back and you said I'm going in boys fireball and then I said I'm dead guys
Yeah, I was gonna get him. I'm telling you I was gonna give I was doing good. I was doing good
That was a close one, Wizard! That was a close one!
If I could go back, I would do it the same way, Wizard! The same way!
Mhmm, mhmm.
Lock it in, Wizard. Lock it in.
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
Mhmm. Mhmm.
You're not gonna stop playing Wizard.
I'm literally probably the like top ten wizards on this game.
He's the only top five probably.
Top five, top five.
Let's run!
Bye.
What did they say?
I haven't heard.
Fifth time is the job.
Fifth time is the job widget.
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Short attack!
Good job.
Oh, did you have a lock pick?
Did you just back here?
I'll look for one.
Oh
Very nice
God too savvy boy God too savvy
Cleric gloves we're putting his gloves back there for a cleric
I'm on barbarian. Oh
Okay
God she's he's um, which to be honest. He doesn't go well. I'll swap back
I think. I think. I think.
Oh, pants. Um, I still like if
our back line gets there, there's
nothing I can do. Um, the
gloves. Um, isn't that right,
please? Therefore, um, oh, yeah,
Good good good good um not a cleric
No, he's a cleric
As I said, he's locked the bucket. I'm locked in I am locked in I
I'm locked in let me taste up. Let me taste up. We are winning this round
We are winning this round. I'm getting that mother strength, but for wizards
to come up. Oh like when the car
Yeah, when the car is on my game
I'm a mother with it
Mother with it
Oh excellent excellent excellent.
Who's that?
Who's that sound?
It's a wisp!
My ball!
My ball!
My ball!
Goddamn.
How's that way still alive?
Damn.
Oh, a book! It's a source!
Score!
Got him!
Quick heal.
Holy shit.
On what, Steam? On what?
I had two golden teeth!
Oh my goodness
Couple of those I'm making a wrap
My dad has a gold tooth. My dad has diabetes. I bought a level right here. Secret room
Secret secret tunnel
Secret tunnel iron door. Oh my god, iron door right there. Oh, we get over up the iron key if we find one
Oh, dude, is that good something? Why should we do the same box?
Okay, and it's not
But we gotta go to certain spots to find the key so what we should be doing is is going to the gold chests
Getting the iron keys and then going to these rooms and we get paid
Okay, let's do that. Let's go to the secret. Please the stores open. So I went to the store
We went through this door. He's not locked in that was a test that was a test that was a test
All right, you pass the test congratulations
Who's your team leader team? I am
I am Jack!
No?
Punch is my team leader. Let's try this again.
Who is your team leader team?
I am Jack!
Okay, alright.
No, you idiot cocoa!
It's me!
No, it's me!
It's me!
I'm the team leader!
No, I'm the team leader!
It's you, no, wait.
I don't want your arm, man.
corner to my left and who's in the square you lack I see him I see my
sims there's two teams we're in a put the sandwich yeah
we do a quick meditation okay I'm just gonna stand up because he's right there
okay guys I'm a bit separated oh I don't have my teleport either
Fireball!
I hit someone, I hit someone with a fireball!
Oh, this guy died!
What the hell?
Yeah, I mean, we just don't have any damage!
We have no damage!
Stand back! I will handle this with this!
I'm gonna stay down, hon. Here he comes.
Here he comes.
explosion explosion oh my god explosion oh god where were you got one where were
There you go!
Sheee!
Fuck that guy!
Fuck that guy specifically!
You are welcome my wizards!
Excellent wizard, right? Excellent?
Guys, I'm telling you I- I- I would have helped!
There was this sneaky grandpa who was farting on me!
I had to take care of him!
So you let us die to a stinky farfetch?
You- I'm telling you you can ask my my monthly wizards!
Thank you, peanut, thank you!
I couldn't do anything dead there was just a stinky guy on me.
It was stinky guy.
Let me hold on, let me switch up my skills.
You saw, you saw, because I'm not gonna lie to you.
I think it might be worth it for me to do magic missile
just for that like in situations like that.
I can just kill the PDE guy immediately.
They mean?
Oh no, do you get the bad idea?
I don't know, I don't know.
I do like that's a good idea.
I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna do that.
Give me one sec.
I just gotta swap out.
I gotta get one more knowledge on my stuff.
Um, um, you guys, what's, what's the road that gives you
knowledge?
What's the road that gives you knowledge?
What?
Change zap for missile oracle rope.
We would be, we'd be, zap for missile zap for missile.
I'm going to be one quick say it wasn't oh I'm going
They cheat oh, we don't know we can't do that. It's a level one. It literally is impossible for you to do it
What's wait
Keeps up keep. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna keep up. Keeps up. Keeps up. Okay. There's honestly. No, I know kind of what hasn't really seemed it
have helped us too much today.
But it's...
But I am certain, Wizards, that I will...
That we are just getting in the groove.
We are warming up, Wizards, and the teleport would be...
Would be so beneficial for us.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
Guys, I have 16 magic missiles.
Holy finger, my butthole and tell it bleeds.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm not being shocked by PvE anymore.
It's over for these bitches.
Honestly, with that many magic missiles,
I can hold down a door for like three minutes,
not let them pass through.
P, if you hate this build,
can I give you a good mage build after?
Oh, you know what?
No!
I can give you some good dick though
in your butthole if you'd like.
Now let's RIDE!
I have one heal and all my other abilities do damage.
I might take your advice Mr. Hotch, let's see how this is going.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh no, oh no, I might need that build up.
What's wrong?
Magic Missiles.
Magic Missiles.
Well, what if, what, let me tell you, one of those Magic Missiles wanted it more than the other Magic Missiles.
He wanted it. He wanted it.
Is it every Magic Missile?
He was the big one. He was the big one.
Magic Missiles.
Oh, that's nice, Hodge. Thank you.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I didn't miss that. I don't know. I don't know.
Oh.
Oh
Okay, I need knowledge bad bad bad need knowledge bad bad bad
Oh magic
Okay, I clearly ducked under that it was literally no chance that hit me
Oh my god, I just got purple missing gloves, holy crap, oh my god.
One will, two magical power.
Nice.
Root and stone gloves for a ranger right here, purple purple.
Oh, thank you.
We're cooking, we're cooking, even if this is the one.
Oh yeah, I'm pretty strong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We magic missile that guy, let me magic missile him.
Magic missile!
Okay, I am now.
And he missed every single magic missile.
I
Got a survival bow here if you want
What I think I hear someone
Just be here for you
She's still alive! She's still alive!
Dead now.
Hey, she's alive. She's alive.
Two arrows?
She's alive.
Why?
Where was that chest up?
In this box right here, yeah.
Oh.
Two knowledge I will take.
There's a blue cross right there if you want that, boss.
Mm-hmm
He can't damage the winch when she has the red seal on like by anything I thought it's just my like magical style
Thanks, Mr. Andy
Oh
Hey, you're gonna get
Yeah
You're not real
See that's going well for me
Don't worry, I'm pretty yes
I believe you.
Thank you.
He just goes, I've got a quick medic thing.
He's just getting out of the head.
Why not?
I de-rains my gear that I do in quick mediation.
Look around for me.
Look around.
Oh, shit.
Locking in with his lock.
Wait, yeah, don't, don't, don't just over there right here.
Got you, got you, got you.
Yep, yep, yep.
Look around.
These guys already activated.
Big rock thing right here.
Oh, shit.
Do we all magic missle?
Do we kill this guy?
Magic missle, magic missle!
Everyone's running I hit him hard. I hit him hard with fireballs. I hit him hard
Yeah, you ran away you ran away where you go. I don't know
I think it's behind us actually
right here, right here, right here!
Oh!
Where am I?
Where am I?
As we do.
Where am I?
Fucking fuck this team.
He's burning!
He's burning!
Hit him.
He's burning!
Hit him.
I got him! I got him! I got him!
One more, one more, no!
Who the hell is this guy?
What the? What the?
Behind us, behind us, behind us!
Over here, bro, bro, bro!
Get him, get him, get him!
He's in the corner, I just saw him. I mean, here we go.
The two of them, wizard!
Right there, right there, right there!
Right there, right there!
Right, right, right, right, right!
My ball!
Magic! Magic!
Okay.
We're not gamers, it's not good!
Oh ding-a-loo-ding-a-loo! Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
Fireball!
Fireball!
Hit that guy, hit that guy!
Explode it!
Oh, shoot, shoot!
I think we're back up, I think we're back up, we're back up!
Good, good, you're running, running, running.
Oh!
Oh, good, good!
They're coming hard, they're coming hard.
We're gonna have it. Oh keep moving keep moving
I have a fireball
We want about it's all right. I'm gonna go from the start. Oh
I can't oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'm trying to hold on. Hold on.
I hit him.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Don't come in my arrow!
Oh my god!
Run! Run!
We gotta leave! We gotta leave!
Are you mad at me for that fucking door?
How come you don't blow any doors?
I'm on a fireball!
You keep making fun of me for meditating!
I'm meditating!
Run! Run! Just run! Just run!
Run! Just run!
Did you get it? Did you get a hug just hard?
No, I didn't. There was a wizard there.
I'm gonna do a quick meditation.
You put the fuck in there.
Quick meditation, just quick meditation.
Just quick meditation, quick meditation.
I'm gonna set up a trap.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Listen, we have to go back for a hug just hard.
We have to.
There's no option, there's no option.
I'm putting a trap right here, OK?
I honestly might go for it now,
because we wait too long.
The circle won't get too strong.
Punch you here, Paw-Paw.
I'm punch.
I am here.
I'm punch.
OK.
Listen, listen, listen.
I'm gonna go right for your heart right now, OK?
Oh, that's not good. That is not good. Oh good.
Oh, that's not good. That is not good. Oh, good.
I
We're doing pretty good what if hunch was the pop of it
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, here we go, oh, God!
Oh, no!
What the fuck?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Hold on!
Oh, shit!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
are you okay with it guys I'm sure we can we can settle this recently are you
but the pharmacy I'm sure this there's no need for trivial fighting and violence
guys
Holy shit, I got a rogue almost assassinated.
Good work wizards, good work.
Excellent work wizards.
A most dubious wizard round.
Full of great fortune.
Oh, I love I love when one guy is walking towards us and all of us statter
Like a bunch of fucking bosses. What was that?
He you didn't hit him one time. He walked in your general direction
You turned around and you fucking ran
You didn't even attack him!
You just ran!
I got scared boss, I got scared.
He got scared boss.
He was coming for me.
I had to get out of there.
I had to get out of there and he wanted me bad.
Boss, you want me bad.
I got scared, boss.
Okay, okay.
All right, no matter wizards, no matter.
No matter.
Actually, I'd like to check your kill kill.
I'd like to check your kitchen because I've got two,
got them two wizard guilds, literally.
We're all 40 on a 92-sided guy wizard.
I have no friends and no bitches.
Excellent raid wizards, excellent raid.
And what are you going now, Hutch?
Wizard?
You're going wizard?
Guys, I'm telling you, we should just tip a wizard.
We should just tip a wizard.
I think archers fine now. I'm not gonna be the one left. It's gonna be Cocoa
Who is this in a ranger?
Okay, all right.
Oh, that money!
What would you like, bro?
Yes, that is good.
I'm bad!
At this point, Marty, but what about some wicked bad good?
I'm bad!
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
I don't know if Magic Mission was good here, but it's my wife's favorite if you know what I mean.
This is the one.
Right.
This is it.
This is it.
What am I told you guys?
I don't want to hear what you just said!
Why?
Stop telling me about it!
Alright wizards, we roll.
Wizards!
Wizards!
We roll!
Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Oh, oh.
LET'S RIDE!
I
Lock it in wizards lock it in all right gang time to try a harness. I'm trying not to throw this time
Don't worry
Whatever direction your bitch ass is running this right not to throw the whole match wizard
You son of a bitch you know what would actually solve all these problems if the devs added
Literally any other character other than wizard wait
Who said that someone else in there no if the devs added a what a scat to the end of the game
That was simply player damage
Then you would really know who's doing the monster who's going to leave
That's true
Which I would say I think the devs are here tonight watching us because there was a bald man that I think tried to sneak up behind
me and was instrumented that last round. Uh, Derbs, would that be something you are, you are, uh, uh, uh, thinking about? Your excellence? Your excellence? Your excellence, quiet? Uh, uh, listen? Okay, I, uh, alright, back. A range of break, a range of break. A range of break.
How many times do you think we've died?
How many times do you think in the last three days, P?
Probably a hundred.
Too many to count.
Too many to count.
I just want one win, King.
I just want one win.
That's all I need.
This way.
We're going to very good.
That's all I want.
I just want one win.
We're gonna see.
Good night tonight.
Good night tonight.
So you're telling me I should be so...
Oh!
Steak back!
Fireball!
Oh, my gosh.
I
Careful boys, I got a mimic on me
What's that?
That pushed it, exactly!
You see that, Wizards?
I could give you some wizard lessons if ever so desired.
I'm so desired with it.
Um, I'm down to run one more.
And if we lose again, the thing is we're not even doing anything.
We got a.
I think I'll play fighter if we lose one more.
Oh, I'm going to go fight it right now.
You're going to go fight it right now.
You swear.
Ready up, Rangers.
All right.
Get ready up.
I just got banned for stream snapping.
I didn't even know I was in your game.
I just got home from work and had the stream paused at 20 minutes.
Please help me.
I feel like I'm a big believer and giving people the benefits of the time.
But why would you go to come here and tell me that?
But just know if you hate stream snipers as much as I do, if you sacrifice with 1000 evil men, they have been rightfully smited!
Do apologize though, it is wrongful, I do apologize, that sucks, that sucks.
Oh
We are already at the bridge we already at the bridge when the bridge we're at the bridge
Wizard chest is free P. Oh
You sure this one's right here. Yeah. Yeah, I got a blue pants for you will three pants for you right here
Yeah, it's kind of poop-like.
This pants ain't poop-like though.
Which pants?
Where are my pants?
Where are my pants?
Those are my pants.
I dropped them.
Those are my pants too.
Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
Sorry.
I apologize if you're blizzard.
You gotta be careful or you'll put your pants around a wizard.
One of our favorite pants to collect is pants.
Yes, we love pants.
We love pants.
That's wizards.
All right.
All right.
Guys, I'm soft to do the font and an old grandpa.
Uh, chest piece right here, wizard?
Holy shit, okay, that will be mine. Thank you
My wizard my wizard I
Can't wear it. Hey you want this chest you do anything extreme you're always live and get alive
Oh, yeah
Oh
To see where your sacrifice he took out one of the bad ones
Excellent work with it's excellent work
He has been smited. He has been smited. He has been smited.
Keep clunked to Coco. Wait, is this club better for you? Oh, this is better for you.
Mind me?
a purple clunk for you a purple one that's good oh that's good you are you are thank
you so much oh that's a nice that's nice I got a boost bubble for you Pete oh really
here thank you wizard
this is possibly the most on top of it any dev team as it been for any game I've ever played
When it comes to shoes, it's awesome.
This is awesome.
Purple shoes for you, Wilson.
Purple shoes, thank you, thank you.
Back up, back up, back up, fuck up.
Hold on now.
What?
What the hell, Wilson?
Where's the thief, where's the thief?
Thank you, thank you.
Where's the thief, where's the thief?
Where's the thief?
Have a lantern, I don't think we use lanterns, I really don't think they're useful.
And this receipt? That is receipt.
Oh, I'm getting word that my YouTube stream is not doing too well on the connection side.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
Oh, I got another blue belt. Oh, good heavens!
Oh, I need that blue book if I can get it. Oh, yeah, I got you. Let me just figure out which one's the bad ones. Thank you
You're trying to piss me off, ain't you?
Try to piss me off
Are we back? Are we back wizards? I answered wizards. Excellent. Here's the shitty book.
Mr. Uh, Mr. Hodge. What's up? You're not barbarian, right? You're a wizard. Stupid wizard. I'm a wizard. Okay, okay
I'm a wiser up and over now, Bacer.
Rock the back wizards!
Rock the back wizards!
Come back, like that.
These boxes over here have been opened.
We haven't been here, right?
Oh, what the? What the wizard?
Wait, guys, guys, guys! Team, team, team!
Oh, shit! A real good job
taking around wizards.
Oh. Wait, guys, he's help-ordered.
Is anyone behind him?
Is he guys solo?
I don't know. He's just top-putting around.
Oh, I killed him.
You got him?
What?
Yeah, he's dead.
That means he was fucked up.
I think he was getting chased by somebody. Careful.
Oh, that's true, that's true, that's true.
Oh, good God, good God.
I'm going to look.
Yeah, yeah, I need to hit the bridge.
I see skeletons going the wrong way.
They're hitting someone. They're hitting someone right here.
I'm hurt. I'm still looting. Give me two seconds.
You got the bridge?
I hit him, I hit him, I hit him!
BABYL!
Oh, thanks!
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks, Coco.
Thanks, yo guy, really appreciate that.
I hit him again on the bridge!
What's wrong with bridge P?
Oh, let's get him, let's get him!
BABYL!
I hit him again, I hit him again, I hit him again!
He's in three times!
He's up top!
BABYL!
What's up with Poffy, though?
I hit that guy?
That guy's dead!
He's dead on the bridge!
Nice work, nice work!
There's one more, there's one more, there's one more right here!
BABYL!
I see him, I see him.
Oh, wait, I'm behind him!
Fireball hit!
Fireball!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Come back, come back!
Quick position, position!
Wait, no, no, we gotta back up, we gotta back up hard.
I'm getting fucked up, I'm really fucked up.
Oh, oh god!
Quick meditation, quick meditation!
Let me know, let me know, let me know!
Hey, they're crossing literally right now.
worst place you're gonna have a cheat!
oh retreat!
I killed the barbarian
okay, hutch you gotta meet up with us
we gotta run
imma open the door and keep him back
open the door
let's put a trap down
jump over the trap
get out of the way right here
watch out watch out
watch out watch out
watch out watch out
watch out watch out
He's not one shot I just hit him with a fucking fireball. I didn't think I was a hell
I'm not saying I'm getting spells back be careful
I'm healing I'm healing I'm healing I'm healing
Okay, we're gonna have it. Hey, I keep my back as well. You got you got what you done
We don't think we'll be able to come on over the coming on my way
push it push it no no no the pushing
hutch
look at what you have a trap behind us in the
doorway oh my god
I told you about the trap I'm coming over the thing
you're gonna fall down
I told you
okay I told you about the trap
I told you about the trap
Oh good heavens
kill this guy kill this guy I'm dead
get my hutch
You want some of this with it by the wizards, but how is that night's not dead I hit him
for like a hundred million damage.
You were cooking?
I was...
Was I really?
Guys, I did what I was cooking.
Now I'm getting what I was cooking out there.
I dropped three.
I mean, I dropped two.
We did a thing.
How was he not dead?
You saw, you saw.
I put like, probably like seven of those
explosives right in his mouth.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my, oh my.
Guys, guys, guys, I know you want to say we have no chance,
but I'm getting word from my wizard council
that I was wizard cooking.
The cauldron is hot.
The cauldron is hot, boys.
The cauldron is hot.
One more time and we will win this game, 100%.
I'm taking a look at your stats here, PSS.
Player kills, zero.
Oh, I'm looking at your BMI here, hutch, 450.
I don't know how BMI's measured.
I don't really know if that's actually the least.
Yeah, that's not how that works.
Yeah, it's for sure.
All right, well, that joke would have worked better.
Honestly, I bet a lot of people don't know
how PMI is mentioned, so that joke probably still hit.
Now listen closely.
Listen closely, listen closely.
Can I at least tell you the perks to use so you do damage?
Sure, sure.
Well, first of all, you're gonna allow me
to put you in a position to succeed?
That's not what I said, we said,
Wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard.
Not the wizard, not the wizard.
I will, I, not the wizard.
I will, hold on.
I will let you tell me what is good, but I may or may not use it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
But first can I tell you what I have and you just tell me if it's a good build?
Sure.
Glass cannon.
Spell overload.
Mana surge.
Quick jet.
All right.
We following?
Yeah.
Spells are fireball, explosion, teleport, zap, and a new found one that isn't working too well, but magic missile.
So you're like, your build is like a 50-50. It's like you're kinda having a lot of spells to use, and you're kinda doing damage, but you're really doing neither.
Well, my my reason was that my best spell that I usually kill the most people with is the explosion
I just hit head shot at the head shot at the head shot at the head shot and what and what is and what is the explosion
It's a fire spell. Yeah, and you're not are you using fire mastery?
Game 5% fire magical damage bonus, of course
Because you love using fireball
I am. Yeah, this wizard wizards. That is so ridiculous. Can you please not treat me like I'm some idiot wizard? Yeah, absolutely. And I have five last three, right? Yeah, right? Yeah, right? Oh, hold on. For sure.
I'm using Mana Surge for the 10% magical damage bonus, right?
I actually have used that. I actually have used that.
Okay. And you're using Glass Cannon, which is good.
And then the last one, I mean, I use Quick Champ
so I can cast the spells faster and kill faster.
I like spell Overmote.
He said, I'm just fireballing, exposing, boom, bam, boom, bam!
I think you were just really missing Fire Mastery.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
I'm doing what I have 17% caspies that good easy caspied act
which
Spell casting speed I bet 50%
I'm somewhere I'm somewhere close
It's gonna be right underneath
Move speed. Yeah, I'm someone. Yeah, I'm somewhere close to that. I'm someone a second red number then go down
Yep. No, I see it. No. Yeah, I see it. I'm someone close
49% 49% that's fine. No good good good good good. You know that guys it's fine
Um
Okay, well hold on now listen. I'm wait. Can I change my clothes out because I can't go down to knowledge at all
Is there anything that includes knowledge, but increases cast speed so mine? No
No, that's why you that's why you use quick chance so you think of it like this
Yes, you're throwing out more abilities
But at a slower duration our problem is is when three people are coming at us P
We can't kill the fighters and the barbarians and the rogues fast enough before they get to us and kill us all
Or we lose one person, but if you have 15% cast speed
Then you're just bone bone bone. You're killing them before they get to you
Oh, you know what you want the problem is you're the problem is I
Know what the problem is you're the problem is
What's that you're the problem also?
Okay, also, I need a book instead of a
No, I'm that's what I need and look at that now. I have
Now I have
Now I have 17.2% cast speed and we are off to the race.
17.2! Are you giving fucking sign language as your chanting spell?
Now we are off to the race as wizard.
Wait, wait, what are you guys saying?
Are you kidding me? 17?
Are you signing in Spanish before you fucking send it?
Are you writing in hyperglass?
What are you talking about?
Hold on, is there any way I can improve that?
Yes, with quick chant.
I can't use quick tick as I spell overload fuck spell overload. We'll sit down. It's cool. Oh
my
You just you know nothing vision, you know nothing
You know nothing with it
You sit down all the time like is there a way we can circumvent you meditated no no no no no I sit down
So that can recover my
Okay, yeah, so what have you thought about this P? Have you ever thought about using the spells on players and not AI?
What about that?
Okay guys, let's try this build out. This is a good build right here. This is a good build.
Let's proceed! Let's proceed! Let's proceed!
The Buzzbee sent a blade dark and darker since PT2, but you finally found it.
You're enjoying it as it is such a great game.
It is!
I love you too, good to love you too!
Guys, I'm telling you, this is the best build I've ever made.
Govindan sent AP Dr. Mingus here.
I'm afraid your penile reduction surgery will need to be postponed.
Your shit is simply too fat for our surgeons to handle.
Well, I mean, my schedule is pretty full.
Explosion doesn't have a headshot.
Alright guys, so I will have to make an exception if the surgeons cannot handle it simply.
Is that true?
That is most unfortunate news, but what can we do?
Ask me about those.
What's going on?
What do you say? Go get out.
He said, tell Pee to stop aiming for the head and just aim at their feet so it splashes.
I'm not going for just the feet I if I'm in a situation
If I'm a listen I aim for the feet sometimes like when they're busting down a door nice blast them
But like I'm telling you sometimes I'm really going for it. I'm gonna listen. I dare to this one
You'll be surprised to see Peter while you are doing so great. Let's run
the whole game responded. Oh my god, this is so round. This is so round. This is so
I'm telling you this round it's gonna be different it might be different I've got my
I wish it rocked it down.
Cheers, Mr. Knut.
I will say, looking at this Star Forge break.
Hold on.
Did you just use all your spells on him?
Oh, yeah.
I got a punch, cocoa, nut, jam sessions soon.
Woo!
OK.
I'm passing a pattern here.
Cheers, Wizards!
Cheers!
What's that pattern?
Go ahead and save for the whole class.
No, hold on.
Can I interject, Mr. Team Captain?
Can I get a put in the list?
I have the team gap.
Oh, my god.
I just got gold missing investments.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Oh, I got a cloak.
Oh, yeah, shit.
I
You did that
You mother fucker
It's a it's a wizard eat where a wizard out here the wizard eat wizard world out here, right pal
But I just got a gold mystic investments now, so I'm kind of cooking this round. I'm gonna cook it on team team team
they're running they're running the right here the door we got
I
They woke again, I did help anybody else see him I see him. I'm tapping I'm tapping
Okay, not good not good
This guy's on my ass he's gonna kill me
this really isn't good this really isn't good we're at a dead end we're gonna
fight here oh shit what the hell
yeah oh my oh my oh my oh he was actually really well
is one shot. Use one shot? Use one shot. I'm watching the death cam right now. Oh my goodness.
We almost had them. That was so close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're getting better. We're getting
much better. We are getting much better. We are getting much better. Yes, sir. We are. Yes, sir.
I'm telling you wizards. I'm telling you wizards one more time and we will beat everyone.
Why?
You're so close, you're so close.
What?
Widget?
I gotta let this stay, boss.
My god, I just didn't know.
Witz?
Widget?
I turned around and I think I need to run and by that time,
P, you're 400 feet in the opposite direction every time.
That one guy was on my cock!
He was bouncing on it wizard. He was bouncing on it. I know what to do. I
Will tell you something all the zap I like I like for some reason you would think I'd be good with it
You would say terrible. It's I can't hit with it. Does it like even if you do hit
It's it's the literal worst fell until you have gear like when we don't have any gear. It does do zero damage, man
it's not a okay I mean whether it's
it's good but it doesn't actually go
where your point is pointing because I
just yeah I'm a sin I'm just missing
with it hear me out okay buck zap
ice bolt well magic missile meteor
strike yes see that's that requires a
a lot of knowledge and I don't have that because I spell overload.
Fireball, explosion, ice bolt, meteor strike, teleport, 27 out of 29.
Are you sure, boss?
Mm-hm, I'm looking at it.
Yeah, but no.
But then what?
I don't get my extra fireballs, my extra explosions.
They're so important that I can't lose them again.
I can't lose them.
They're so important to me, was it?
I need them.
I need them, is it?
How do you run out of?
Four fireballs, four explosions.
Six fireballs, six explosions.
In one meteor.
You are sacrificing 15% being able to do more damage
at 15% speed for one extra cast.
When has that one extra made a difference, P?
It's not one extra cast, it's two extra explosions, two extra fireballs, uh, three extra zaps.
Uh, and like a ton of other stuff.
I'm telling- I'm telling- can you- can you just try quick champ for a goopa?
Oh my goodness, let me tell you what's gonna happen. I'm gonna miss-
Because I miss a lot!
I'm gonna miss all my spells, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna run, you'll be the one jumping me!
I'm no longer a witch, I'm just a homeless man, in a club, shoving people with a knife and crying.
I'm gonna say that if you're doing it though, cause it's what happens every time.
You running out of spells won't affect me, cause I'm getting fucked either way.
I'm getting fucked, whatever you wanna do.
I just know it's not going to work with you.
You're so optimistic, my wizard.
My wizard, my wizard.
He is.
My wizard is the odd one.
My wizard, my wizard, please.
My wizard.
My wizard.
You see the warm up a little more, guys.
That's it.
Okay.
All right, okay, all right listen, I'll try your stupid wizard technique. All right
I'll try your stupid wizard technique, but let me tell you something when I'm out of wizards and I'm running around
It's on you it's on you wizard
My wizard my wizard my wizard I'll tell you
All right. Okay. Well backed out to no spouse. Oh my goodness
Can I ask something why listen and I get that it does keep damage, but like obviously any
Reasonable wizard would
Know how to like evade that why don't people use chain like me it seemed like it'd be pretty good 30 damage everybody
Well, I'll tell you what you were fucking me up yesterday. So if you could do that to the enemy
I'd be very much appreciate if you could do what you did to me and yesterday's games the enemy P
I can do all our games. I can do that. I can do that. I could do that. I told you that chain lightning was bad
Everybody I
Mean here's the only problem, right? And I think this is what it boils down to you only get two cast
not with vision over low.
I think it's a decision.
Shut up!
I think it's a decision on, is it, do you want to do chain lightning or meteor strike?
And I think meteor strike outdoes it ten out ten times from what I understand.
All right, my wizard, I will trust you this once.
I will trust you this one time, wizard, but let me tell you something.
something if I do not get a 5 may a 15 kill game you are wrong and you have to
run naked through the streets with barbecue sauce dripping from your
butt cheeks that is the only bet I will make
We have a deal or not we have a team kills
15 you just
What the fuck okay fine if I don't get
Three gals and you have to run through the wizard streets with barbecue sauce dripping from your bun cheeks
I don't do that anyways.
I mean, I get a lot of hate from the YouTube chat about this game, and I just ran up and
said, do 15 people even play this game.
So, honestly, all the other ones, I've just been ignoring that one, it was kind of funny.
Yeah, that one was kind of funny.
Alright, okay, alright, let's ride!
Ooh, fantastic boots. Fantastic.
Hmm, what if we start killing it now? I see I've got a good feud about this round. I've
got a good feud about this round. I won't lie to you, my wizards.
You see how fast this cast beat is?
It's gonna be the same.
Alright.
No!
No!
Bullshit!
It's gonna be the same.
It's gonna be the same.
Okay.
Alright.
I've got something in my eye.
Come on, A's and B's!
A's and B's. I'm coming. I'm coming. Gonna whip this gel over here. Excellent work,
was it? Oh, I think there's something secret back here, boys. How do I get rid of this rock?
I've seen this one be gone before
I see it!
Oh, shit!
Fireball!
Excellent, excellent!
Oh!
Dying penis!
Oh my god!
If you ever need extra arrows,
miss you can't go just
take them out of my face!
Oh, I see it!
Oh, shit!
Fireball!
Excellent, excellent!
should come go just take them out of my face
two cloaks in here oh shit two cloaks two cloaks
that's nice these medic staff goods are
uses
close on the cloaks oh pain pain pain hey can i headshot one of you
you guys mind if i headshot one of you go ahead i got extra medicine
Magical Damage 7?
Oh wow, 7?
Holy fuck, why am I not using this?
It's 7 Magical Damage.
Hey.
This staff is sweet.
Now remember, Coco, if we're in a fight, that's on cloth, not on metal.
So like, I do that.
You can, yeah, a lot, a lot.
I don't know why I just locked myself in here, that was kind of a stupid decision.
Um, and I just got a cool Risen staff.
go to the side right here bro what is your way bro right here to the right
what was what was coming coming
right there on the right he's got a load he does a load he's a look at this
idiot oh two two two it might be two teams it might be two teams we can't
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, I don't see my hair.
I don't see my hair.
Oh, ow.
I apologize for this.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going.
Get in there.
Get in there.
I'm going for the key.
Go on.
Oh my god.
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
We should be right here.
We didn't kill all these NPCs.
I got to do a quick heal for you.
Are they pushing?
Coach?
No.
I was thinking about it.
They're pushing now.
Heading up, heading up!
Eek!
I hit that wizard twice.
Which is how we do what we are doing?
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh but dude, how do they always hit me?
We've got E-bots!
Take that buddy!
I'll be there in just a second gang!
Pushing us right here, pushing us.
I'm coming up, coming up, coming up!
I'll walk through that door.
I hit him, I hit him, I hit him.
Eek!
Walk through that door, they're gonna get fucked up.
I'm gonna send out a barracksack right here.
Just remember this, I'm sitting up a bear trap right here, this is our plan of escape.
I'm gonna take him, I'm gonna take him!
Alright, you just stepped on the bear trap.
Spotted down at $0.26.
Hey Mr. P, I work in NASCAR. Do you wanna sponsor this car? Imagine he's going $200 million.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
Oh shit! They caught me, they caught me!
I'm standing up another bear trap right here guys, I'm gonna set up another one.
Okay, right here where I am
I think I'm better trapped
I just wish it's over here
It's it
It's wish it's over here
Wish it's about
Wish it's your foot
You're on the left
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
Okay
That is a trap
Johnny
Sorry a wizard mistake a wizard mistake a wizard mistake a wizard mistake
Thank you
Let him have it with it. Oh, there's a guy behind you. There's two metal guys behind you
Yeah, let's get out of there
Let's take this way
We kill that check it up we gotta go so we gotta go back
The tickets address goes the fucking door holy shit oh no I can't move
What
I just got I'm gonna kill it my skeleton and a chicken
Okay, I'm gonna try to get your guys's hearts.
No, just go yourself.
Just obvious.
Just end it.
Just end it all.
Just end it all.
All right, I'm gonna go.
Oh, my God.
I hate you guys.
I hate you, boy.
I hate you guys.
Me!
Me!
You let them chicken fuck me!
He just said, give me that butt.
He just took my butt.
You guys gonna let that guy take my butt?
Excellent rain, excellent rain, RC!
Hudge, you were right!
That new setup, wow.
That new setup is good.
That new setup is good.
I had two for two of my traps there.
I got a hundred percent trap win rate.
Good, good, good.
That was so funny.
I did rock!
I took it, I took it.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
I'm just trying to keep a wizard down.
I'm ready to be increasing potion intake by 50%.
I'm just trying to keep a wizard down in these hard wizard streets, my man.
Time's a hard for a wizard.
Time's a hard for a wizard.
It's tough.
It's tough.
Does anybody have a marker? I got a calendar of how many people I know there's one weird
to put numbers.
A new game called Miss Paul's was dropped an hour ago. It's like this game that you
try that with friends. What's it called? Miss Paul's Hunter.
Have you ever heard of such quandary? Perhaps, perhaps indeed. Perhaps. Perhaps indeed.
Oh, that's indeed perhaps indeed
We can't play like this all night
We've already played at this for two nights in a row. We have to yeah
You have to do something you have to we have to do something here. Yeah. Well, you think it's a ball
First I say we I just die with this horrible setup that I just given me
that's what we are fixing really really lucky have we considered crazy ask
maybe running a singular fucking engage what says what's what's that me boss
was it yeah I don't like that Marion a fighter anything like that that can front
live well I would play it but it won't work with you two the way you play it
won't work listen listen all right I am a wizard you know honestly honestly I
might be I might be open to play barbarian I might be open I might be
open yeah I'm serious I might be open I might be open I'm not even kidding I might
the open joint. I'm not even wizarding around. I'm not even wizarding around. I'm, I'm,
I'm, well, well, I can't swear that I'm just considering it. That's where I swear on my
wizard mama that I am. I'm considering it. I'm considering it. My wisdom. My wisdom.
his wizard break. No, I'm not wizard breaking. I'm not
wizard breaking. This is all you gotta say to a wizard to make
him feel better. This is all you gotta say. Wizard bono. There's
proceed wizards. Let us proceed. Oh guys, I think there's
someone over here. There's this guy to go the wrong way. Yep.
I'm from you from you. Coming coming coming coming coming.
Fireball.
I'm coming.
He's in this corner and he just disappeared.
Oh, he did, he did.
I caught him.
I caught him.
I caught you, Wizards.
Trying to be sneaky.
Get him.
Hey, move it.
Wait, what's that?
He's got a piece of my body.
Get him, Wizards.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him, Wizards.
Get him, Wizards.
Get him, Wizards.
Get him, Wizards.
Wizards!
That fireball in the door!
Very nice.
Got him!
Got him!
Wait, that was my kill, Ping!
You're welcome, Wizards!
You are welcome!
The roundly save quints again!
It's my wizardry!
You are welcome, Wizards!
Excellent.
I'm just trying to pick up the pace.
Alright.
Alright.
Try to do something next time.
Try to do something next time, Wizards.
I'll try.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wizard prank, okay, you are not a wizard. I'll see you with a wizard prank looks like I will show you what a wizard prank
We that only happens with so much kids with that please no, it's true on that
Where's all the stuff
What happened come come here man
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh that's good
Oh
Get away from me, Peter. I can't stop.
Jeff!
Jeff!
Jeff!
Jeff!
Oh!
Oh, excellent work wizards, excellent work!
How about two beers?
I can't.
You're that quick, holy fuck.
A ring, ooh.
Hmm.
Oh, something for you, Rager.
I'm going to set down a nice campfire real quick.
I'm not going anywhere near that guy.
No, you fight him.
You fight him.
What are you doing?
Just walking.
I feel like if you wouldn't let me place it down.
OK, good.
All right.
Where's that ring at, Pete?
Oh, hi.
Nice, OK.
Nice.
It's a quick meditation, light meditation.
It's really a light by chocolate.
Let me focus, let me focus.
I have a blue rapier. Do you want that?
Yeah, I got a blue rapier.
Oh, you okay?
Great workout there, Asian Beast!
You see that? I ducked that shit.
There was a rapier.
I thought you said you had one.
No, I said I'll get that rapier.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh
Oh right there at the box. Oh, yeah, thank you. Nice. Okay. I'm gonna go from now
There's the seed with it's nice to see. Oh
Oh hold on now wait a second with it
I'm going to bury this pussy.
Oh, oh, Asian bees, watch out.
Yeah.
Dude, stop.
That guy took somebody's hands.
Use a red one.
They're more powerful.
They're much more powerful.
I got to place my camfire.
I have no more meds.
Oh, oh.
I got some heels, huh, Sheriff?
I've got a couple of heels I can share with you,
I waited specifically until after cooking up one so I would you wouldn't accept
all right I'm picking them back up you got a piece man yeah you got to pick up
no no no no I would make I don't have a lot of mats I have two minutes I give you
but they're green manage and a blue man is a special man is special man is
Oh, I got a golden diamond.
Oh my goodness.
Who's there?
Who's your fourth player today?
I believe his name was Pig.
I've been having my eye on for Mr. Pig.
He was harassing me.
No, I stopped yesterday with you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Stop yesterday with you. Can one of you guys put a ping? One of y'all put a ping so I can see where you're at.
Yeah, right here.
There he is!
I just seen him!
I just seen him.
Oh! Oh no!
Oh, what the? What the fuck?
Ah! All right, you bud!
okay I didn't feel that good all right I'm severely damaged oh a Christmas
I'm gonna hit this healing Shraddow Freaker, you gonna see it?
Fireball!
It's going!
It's going!
Teleport!
Fireball!
Oh!
It worked.
It worked, it worked, it worked.
I
Work with it. Yeah, the portal I'm out of here. Well, I just got a little bit a little bit healing
Well, there's a trap I hear blue trap
I'll take that trap
Oh shit, I'm gone. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna leave. I'm just doing it quick here quick here. Hey Sal
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Okay, level 2, level 2!
Ah, we're doing good! We're doing good!
Nice! This might be the one!
I feel good! I feel good!
This might be the one!
I got a lot of good stuff. I just got two Gordon days.
I
Do I gotta do a quick meditation when we get up whenever you know there
We the goblin caves map
The goblin caves oh, hey something other than wizard you actually plan you do nothing
I'm very nice and all very continued to say if you play with me congratulations you heard me deep me
you're doing more damage than you are. I feel like I'm doing pretty good this round. I feel like
I'm doing pretty good. Have we run into anyone yet?
I'm gonna go piss real quick.
I'm gonna go piss real quick.
All right. Ah!
Oh, you're a nasty boy.
You're a nasty boy.
I'm a naughty.
I'm a naughty little boy.
Oh, nasty.
Big meditation.
I'm good to go oh
Watch out we should
Oh my god, I just got a purple Christian ball. Oh my god
Back back even
I
Can't dust
I
Oh
I'm a judge. What are you? How'd you know there?
I fell and walked here, huh? Okay
Cops a oh my god. Oh my god. You did that. Holy crap. Oh fuck. I fell
I may be the best wizard to ever live
I may be the best wizard alive
I
Coco, did you ever drop me meds?
Me do you like peanut butter and jelly and if so
Chunky gets stuck in the gears like bad loot. Oh god
The middle part has a staircase
Okay, little part. Oh, I see it. Say it's right over here, Pete. That's your coming. Come on. We get a little lower
How do you back you quick?
This is a bag of sugar right there.
Oh, excuse me, Wizard.
Oh, Wizard, excuse me.
Oh, excuse the old-souls, Wizard, oh, sorry.
All right, sorry, sorry.
Of course, of course.
Ooh, but that didn't feel good, Wizard.
That was Wizard Darma.
So what's this guy doing on the ground?
Is he puking?
He's eating.
He's eating the other guy.
Oh.
fucking grouch oh this is for you purple purple ranger step more purple
ranger step I'm coming I'm coming
which other sounds does he all the sound yeah touch oh
What the fuck?
There's so much shit around here.
I'm almost dead again.
Oh, look.
Oh, that's a nice cork for me.
That's very nice.
Wait, how are you guys almost dead?
You guys are like one HP.
I'm getting my ass watered there.
A little bit of healing wizard, a little bit of healing.
I was just wrongfully done by a fellow wizard.
I was just wrongfully done by a fellow wizard.
I was just wrongfully done by a fellow wizard.
I was just wrongfully done by a fellow wizard.
done by a fellow wizard as I've almost out of heels because of all these stupid
traps
follow me with it I was a little bit here mr. hush not the greatest not the
greatest I need those heels if you get chance you're here just a crystal so it
Oh, there's poo poo garbage.
Oh.
There's something.
Purple pass right here for someone.
I guess we should just keep your eyes peeled.
We don't want to die.
We're pretty far into the game, boys.
You don't want to be died now.
I'll go through this door.
I must have been so thirsty.
Oh.
Oh.
We said
Stand back wizards I will handle this fall's ease
He's a quick little bugger
I'm camping I need help
Oh, there's two tanks out here, guys!
It is a dead person!
Guys, it's a real dead person!
It's a real dead person!
Okay, look, look, look, look!
I see him, man, I see him!
Fireballs!
How am I almost dead again?
What the hell?
These guys are crazy!
You see this, isn't it?
That one shot from that skeleton would...
But we got like 25 genel
Whoa, what's that? Holy shit. Oh, what's that? Did you get a bunch right there? I was trying to catch the last one, but it
Yeah
I'm getting in there
I'm doing quick meditation, I'm doing quick meditation
Yeah, this guy's dead over here
Oh shit
I'm paying just better for being healthy
I just, I just seen everybody else
You know, here's a little sling
I don't know about the sling
It's for uh, clerics
I'm here for clerics right now as well
Oh baby, look at that
What?
What's in there?
My hand cannon?
Your goggles are set on it
maximum wisdom power
Where do I stick it in?
Hey guys careful over here. Oh, I was gonna take this golden gold room up here
Coming up. Holy shit. He was a lie. He really is that in gold room
careful be very careful P one step in oh my god oh my goodness holy fucking
shit take your the fool
don't worry I'll help you clean up your house
I've got you I don't I don't want to clean that
I think you're right this is a friend you're killing your friends P
These are his friends! God damn it! Wait, can you really not go in there? No, you can't.
Take ya, da fool! Oh, okay, alright, I've received an arrow. Okay, alright, alright.
do I close that door?
Guys, I'm running out of here. It's very fast.
Very fast.
Accept me to pick.
Are these skeletons and jobby scooper? Why are they walking on the spines?
These stupid-
I don't even have to get it. Oh, shit.
Oh, man!
Hey, those jumpin' stuffin'.
Two arrows, two arrows.
Thank you, thank you
Good work Thomas
Open up north of us
Do you know it? I'm in yeah
Do I can get him stuff that doesn't help my wisdom stuff?
I always have no dedicated wisdom stuff. I mean literally no upgrades as well, babe
We're doing something wrong. Yeah, we're doing shit. Yeah, we're getting hoes
Even though like we're gonna be ages who typically drop portal stuff or better stuff, and they're not we are
We take this
Yeah, we don't have a lot of good stuff to face the next on the next it was hard. Okay. All right
Oh my god, hell yeah. Oh my god, there's a peeping top!
I
Just have the guy team on me team on me
Multiple dad they're outside this storm is perfect
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna come to the portal!
Get the portal! Get the portal!
It's an open! It's an open!
It's an open! It's an open!
It's open, but this is how I take it!
Yeah! Get the portal! Get the portal!
What's it?
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I made it! I made it! I made it! I made it!
Fuck!
Let's go!
Oh, yeah!
Too easy!
Too easy!
And the gang's back together again.
Hunch, we're here!
Hunch?
Hunch!
Hunch!
Hunch.
Where's Mr. Hunch at?
Where's-
Hunch!
Hunch, was it?
Why don't they hunch with us?
I'm here I'm here
Like a campfire P no no I'm good. I see you. I love to forgive my duty. Goodbye. All right. I'm getting word that hutch literally killed himself
Incorrect
A G-A-M-P-F-I-A-R-E-A-N-O-W-I-T-S-O-N-S
And if you don't think that we can take it faster than you're on
And we'll help you, you judges, I love
Bum, bum, bum, bum
G-A-M-P-F-I-O-N-S-O-N-S
G-A-M-P-F-I-O-N-S-O-N-S
Squidward!
God, able to help!
And you take a look!
What the fuck is this oh what the fuck is this simple parkour oh shit
Go slow go slow Pico slow. Yeah, nice. You so nice. Oh nice. There's a new gentle
What the hell you seem to be some type of what do you see worms in there? Oh god? Oh god?
You give up give up on that give up on that
Yeah, I think it's cuz you're so fucking fat boys
I don't care that I died if you make it out it will all be worth it. You got this team you got this
much
Absolutely not I'm waiting till you both here
Oh my god, oh my god, run wizard run!
Oh it's not looking good for me jeep, it is not looking good for me.
Oh my god, I'm not looking good either.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Stop harassing that man!
BAM!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh god!
You okay, Pig?
You shall look good for me, boy! You shall look good! You shall look good!
Oh, these guys are just spawning in.
Explode it!
Oh no! Oh no!
Include it!
Oh my god
I got what I got what I got what
He's coming, same spot
I'm giving him back shot
Get back shot, get back shot
My ball
I got a message, I got a message
I got a message
I got a message
He's coming
Oh my god
God. Oh, a map to speed pushy aim landed free.
I am up. Exploded.
Oh, what the hell?
This is leprechaun looking dead.
I think I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, I got a golden.
Oh, that's nice.
I'm out of spells mods, kind of.
I've got one medium spell that you can hold.
Keep on the trap.
I got his ass.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Oh, nice.
Oh, pets.
Holy shit.
Oh.
Well, I want a Jillian ear strike shot.
It's strike, right?
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think these ones are better, baby.
Maybe per tent for baby.
Hmm.
yeah you want agility oh this is purple survival hey did you take those
pants oh I took a page okay you took those pants okay I took one is winning
fuck yeah yeah yeah we are waiting for the best way to ever I heard you got the
good news of what time tomorrow starts yes yes I can't wait for our three-day
long bender that starts at 2 p.m. and I'm going to feel like complete shit for the rest of the week
starting in like 14 hours. Yeah, GGs, that's gonna be hell. You know what's crazy? It's two
things. This guy didn't tell me it started at 2 p.m. when he invited me and also I thought it was a
one day event. Oh shit, they're coming towards you! Someone's here! I have no spells! I have no
No spells, I got no spells!
Can you hold him back while I meditate?
Yeah, let me hold him back while you sit on your fat ass on the ground and I die.
They see, they see!
I hate you, I hate Wisman. I hate Wisman.
Can we leave? Let's just leave.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,
All you have to do is stay alive until the last portal is there and then we can just steal it, yeah?
Oh wow, thank you, Peter.
They're gonna kill me.
Don't die, your cock is too fat.
We try to be easy with him, try to be easy with him.
Please edge, please edge
There's no need for wisdom hostility
What are they? You see him? Wait, it's one guy. It's one guy. Oh, let's fuck his ass
I hit him I hit him
He's up over here over here
He's gonna wait. He's gonna wait. Oh that bastard that bastard
Okay, no, no, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, you just got me, what you say?
I'm low, I gotta heal up, I gotta heal up.
You gotta push, push, you gotta push.
We can get this guy, go go go, go, go, go, go.
What, I thought you...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I don't know about this.
Oh, we got these guys.
Hit him, hit him, hit him.
Hey, you over the top, what's up, what's up?
Hit him again, hit him again.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Hit him again.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm gonna die.
Get back here, WIZARD!
Get back here, WIZARD!
You want some of this, PUSHEE?
Nice.
Oh, my God.
Okay, nice mess again.
Oh my god!
Okay, nice this again.
Oh!
Nice.
Okay!
Zappem! Zappem! Zappem!
Okay!
No!
No!
Bro, you guys traded.
You literally traded.
Look at the kill fees.
I'm traded.
I killed Zip Zap, brother.
Oh my god hello sir. Hello sir. Hello sir. Maybe lay off the calories. Maybe a salad
be good I'm coming to you we don't get out this rate nobody gets out this
Yeah
You're bad my first boil next weekend. Oh, well hold on where do we go from here?
It was cocoa I
I did kill them
Oh my god, we got it.
Oh shit, oh god, touch it, touch it, touch it.
What in the fuck is he talking about?
I have no idea.
I don't know who this guy is.
I don't know what's going on.
Excuse me, Mr. Dwight.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Excuse me, some type of dog in there.
I'm a little lost.
Oh, lie.
I'm getting there.
Certainly been journeyed.
What?
Do you hear you here?
I'm dead.
Oh, what?
Up and up, up, up, turn right, turn left.
They're right here, they're right here.
Honestly.
Don't you, I will revenge you, Hodge, I will revenge you.
You got to get tracked.
There's no door here.
Turn right.
What the hell?
Where's the door at?
Oh my God.
We got this.
What?
Oh my God, I got it, I got it.
Go, Wizards! Go!
I see him! I see him!
Oh, what the...
Got one?
Headshot! Headshot!
Hit, Wizards!
Hit him again! Hit him again!
Oh, man. Where's this guy going?
Oh, is he stupid?
Come on, games!
Yes
We're jealous
Which is which other guy I hear by you where's he where's he? Where's he?
Where you oh my gosh, P. I oh?
My god, you got him. You've got him. I got everybody
What are you talking about?
Let's go!
That's it, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Too easy.
Too easy. Yeah, would you like?
Peanut is so fucking bad at Wizard
that whenever he is a literal skeleton
with a fucking bow,
he does better and can kill more players
than him on Wizard.
I just want that to be known.
That's that is not true. That is not true. Do not listen to this heretic
Do not listen to him. He's a warlock. He's a warlock. Can you stop using your AI on NPCs?
So when we get into teamfights, you have to meditate while I die. You know what?
Can you do that, please? There was a literal
Satan in that room with me coconut. I don't know if you know this, but I'm wearing a fucking adult diaper as armor
be wrong I will vaporize and then on top of that I brought that wasn't a 30% HP and
you still lost you fucking suck you've been permanently from my house you suck
you fucking suck hmm don't look down don't look down look at the camera look
at me okay okay I'm sorry boss I really mean to boss I really mean to boss fuck
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, P. Fuck you.
Fuck you. I'll do better, boss. I swear. I'll do better, boss. I swear. I'll do better,
boss. I'll do better, boss. You try this, boss. I'm just trying my best, boss. You're
doing great. I'm gonna go. What the fuck is John doing here? Get out of here. Hey, John.
I was waiting to finish our conversation.
You guys got pissed.
I'm going to go now.
Sorry, guys.
Oh, why do you have to shave?
Mr. John, I forgot.
I'm going to go on a two day bender playing Russ that I've never played before.
I'm going to go get three days, three days, three day bender, by the way.
Fuck you.
I saw some guys ask what the event is.
It's a very well, huh?
It's going to be one quick since you want to be a 10 seconds.
We signed up for an event.
It's a rust event tomorrow.
I signed up like two months ago. It's that what we've been talking about. It's where like the rush map looks like the world
So there's like America. There's Russia and like there's actually people that live there that play on those teams
And I'm the president of the United States and we
Every time to grab nuclear bombs and bombs the other countries. It starts at 2 p.m. C.D. tomorrow
I personally didn't know it was three days long. So we're looking at a 72 hour stream
So that's that's what it is. That's what it is start tomorrow to be a
And unless you're willing to change he's never gonna be willing to change
He's not gonna know you're not gonna gas like me. He's not gonna take it. You know that hunch
Can we just do one, one time where we all play fighting people or fuck just somebody places?
If you helicopter on the street right now, I will switch to fighter.
Deal.
Sell it right now.
All right, whip your cock out.
Whip your cock out, please.
Whip your cock out.
All right, keep going live in the Discord.
Get ready.
Okay, all right.
Wow!
You're packing!
What is that?
What?
Two inches like that. Oh, it looks small because he's so goddamn big
This is for us we are this
What what are you three balls I
Just in case I lose one it's like the point the whole picklet. It's okay. It's nice
I do fighter or barbarian guys I said fighters are back. I'm gonna go get a snack
When I get back, I hope we are in the raid and I have a barbarian and a fighter
But I'm gonna give you guys some privacy so you can talk amongst yourselves
Barbarian with the what the fuck do you know?
What do you know about?
You shut up. You just read all the other chats
Oh, shit.
Ah, that was a bait!
I'm doing barbarian.
I'm doing barbarian.
OK, what's your clever name?
Let me think.
No way.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
No way.
No way.
Hold on.
Wait.
Hold on.
No way.
I'm holding on.
No way.
Hmm.
Don't use it in chat!
We did it!
No fucking way.
What's your clever name for barbarian?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Barbarian, these nuts on your face.
Barboussey.
Oh, the bar name is not available or bussy-dussy.
Name is not available.
Someone is using barblessy-dussy.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Who?
What are you facing?
You think Bob bussy-dussy?
OK, hold on.
What about barblessy?
I'm so excited.
Our bussy-dussy.
There it is.
There it is.
There's the money.
There's the money.
There it is.
There's the money. Barbusy-tushy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. There it is.
There's the... That's the money. That's the money.
That's the money right there.
Holy shit, he did it.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
We're gonna win!
Chad, is, uh, is Cleric, Ranger, and the Barbus...
I mean, Barbarian a good... That's a good cop?
That's meta?
Why would I have a Chespeys on?
Why would it default you without a Chespeys?
Wait, wait, what am I looking for in Barbarian?
Like is it dexterity or what?
Lots of throwing axes.
Don't ask me, I only have 4K hours.
Yo, Tartre, you here?
Of course you do, Ned.
So, wait, with barbarian, it's like, controlled...
Strength and dex? Strength, dex?
You just have to, like, just send it, like, just fucking get in there.
Which one of these do I use? Which one of these do I use?
Spit on them shits, you know?
Which tunics do I use? I can piece of that, I can piece of that.
Oh, god. I can piece of that.
Northern full tunic, northern...
Northern...
Oh, god, oh, my balls are about to explode, oh, my...
Oh, wait, why would somebody use the northern half tunic over the northern?
She don't make no sense
Oh, oh god, I just be
Oh, no wizard
I just think our server wizards
Okay, I'm changing our server and we're going in
All ready yourselves wizards ready yourselves
Oh, okay. Let's go. All right. I got snacks
Of course you do it.
All right.
We ride unto Don Wizard.
We ride unto Don Wizard.
I did it.
Oh, hold on one second, I was taking a wizard, Wiz.
I was taking a wizard, Wiz.
Oh, you got me.
You got me.
You got me.
How embarrassing.
I am wizard and bearish.
I was taking a wizard, Wiz.
My apologies.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
I was taking a wizard, Wiz.
You got me.
You got me.
Oh, how embarrassing.
Oh, my goodness.
Let us proceed, Wizards.
Let us proceed.
Okay, I can see how this guy might be good that vase tumbled under my power
Be the only information I'm gonna give you is your best attack is your second attack in the chain, okay?
Guys guys guys, so you're gonna do an overhead then you're gonna do a stab that stab absolutely rip so what's your abilities?
Would you like to know weather boy?
Would you like okay, you're gonna buff yourself with Q and then you're gonna press E and start fucking spinning
Get a beat I'm on it bush
I
you every night. I love you, and I love you, Rodgeman! But you need heals, huh? I need
heals. No, no, no, uh, for, like, my healing, like, the cast heals. I was healing P during
that fight. Okay, Papa. P is dead. Has anyone noticed that the rest of the team ran in fear?
I killed the other guy, dude. They ran in fear of my, and my alone. That was the fastest
We've ever killed a team.
My power is besieged me.
My power besieges me.
Isn't it pretty incredible when we can fight people
and not run?
Pretty nice.
Other fucking hills.
My power besieges me.
I'm so proud of you, P.
My power besieges me.
My power besieges me.
I'm being weird that that guy had white gear and not gray gear,
But now it's too late
You continue as as okay
Continue as you were
you got a
You got a campfire
Yeah, I'll just
I have two of you on the other one
I'll take them all
Right there. There you go
I got you. Thank you. Thank you.
We don't need it. I just need books.
Okay. There's a range of gloves in there in that box.
Thank you. Thank you. Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
I'll catch up. Oh, we're in the night room.
Take that through. Ha!
You can't take much wookie. Oh, I knew it. Oh
Yeah
Parix you're right there
Oh
What diamond
Another diamond
Careful boys, got a hitter shield for you here, Hitchback?
No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
You shot the job, then?
I tried.
Oh, what the?
Oh my god!
Okay, that block has nothing.
What the hell?
Okay.
I pissed him off with that last one.
Alright, okay.
I'm gonna go ahead and back right up.
Quick wizard push it.
Quick wizard push it, quick wizard push it.
you to aim
you know what's up with it is it fun
we are but baby it's going good so far good
I'm always at it I hear people on the side of
room
I'm on this work yeah by here 1460 oh my god
yeah come this way boys come this way this way this way this way this way
go go go go go
I come right from behind him see you go in start spinning bro
Oh
Fuck this Kelly go go go go go
Right here B
Oh, I forgot that. Oh, you know what I'm I well, okay, but you know, okay
I don't have this baby boy. I don't have this
I'm with you. I'm with you guys. I'm with you guys. I'm looking for them looking for them. They're right underneath us
Yeah, they're going up the staircase we're gonna meet them right there
So much loot here boys
Yeah
I'm going in. I hit him. I hit him. I'm with you, motherfucker.
You go
Right here
And watch it once
I
Can what I can what I can what it's a whole other team. It's a whole other team
With a hell of those guys
Yeah, you know, you run you're here
We don't know we don't go back. We don't go back and kill them all okay, okay, okay, okay, okay?
He's not getting with it!
He's going front, right in front!
What?
I think we're going to be flying through this.
Oh god.
Yeah, yeah, PPP.
We're going to have to go.
Let's go fight this guy.
We're going to have to go fight this guy.
We're going to be trying to get him on, on, on.
Oh, come on.
He's right in front, right in front.
He's running, he's running.
He's getting away, boss.
He's getting away.
We got to do it.
We got to do it.
wait we got to do I think yeah oh my goodness me right now I think we're
gonna get out yeah we have to go south we have to go south I'm gonna go
out there I'm gonna go out there that's what you guys would not
why were you looking right where you looking that's what's the twice at least
in this corner oh that's not good for me that is not good for me boss oh my
That guy is a master.
That guy is a master.
Oh, he kind of sucks, honestly.
I see guys up.
Hey, I gotta heal. I'm gonna die.
Yeah, I'm gonna die too. I'm gonna die too. I gotta heal. I gotta heal.
Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Oh, that went pretty good.
that way excellent rain please excellent rain that was awesome all right okay all right all right
not too shabby because i'm not gonna lie to you i think i would do better if my whole weapon
right if my whole weapon was weapon mm-hmm mm-hmm yep yep yep yep mm-hmm yep yep i think that's
That's what that's what we're wrong right there. That's what we're wrong right there. Yep
You know what you what you could do P what I'd like to run instead of that buff
You could have a grappling hook and if you hit the person with it you pull them towards you
Oh
Inchamps or Roadhog. Yeah in prejudice. Oh, wait, what was the best sword that has all on so on that's actually a sword
like a sword situation like a situation that you're kind of using a sword like
in a sword situation hmm oh there's me hander oh yeah yep there we go there it
is there it is there it is boys that's the one that's the one
I'll switch out my skill or what you call it again?
Oh, God, I got it.
I now we ride.
This is the one.
This is the one right here.
I'm feeling it.
That was a wall.
I had to use the barbarian.
I had to use the barbarian.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is the one.
So I handle his absolute utter dog shit, but maybe-
What do we mean?
Because you're a trained- it's a- you swing- ah, you'll see.
Let's get in there.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh.
I let go!
I let go!
I let go!
I let go!
I let go!
This is the one I can feel it.
This is the one.
Oh, yeah.
You see that?
That's much better.
That is much better.
That is much better.
Right there.
That's the one.
Stand back.
I got it.
Stand back. I gotta hit that tree. You would have been dead.
Shoot me, tree.
This has a wide berth. This has a wide berth here.
This has a wide berth here. I've always felt like Barbarian was more your style anyways.
It's just a class that goes in there, you know?
Hmm
No, wait, wait, wait, double kill with that barbarian or are you rushing with him? Oh
Yeah, I think I think we're gonna start winning very soon. It's over
Swing in he's hitting fucking everybody
Yeah, I'll stay back.
Yeah, I'll stay back.
You can get my hand.
It's okay.
There's yellow shots of nothing there.
You can grab this.
You can grab this.
You can grab this.
Oh, I got a longbow.
Grab one, grab one.
On this, right here.
Oh, the green.
Right in there.
The green.
The green slide.
Oh, the green.
The green.
Oh, berry guys.
Berry guys.
And a red apple.
You can also, on Barbarian, those gargoyles always drop you axes.
axis or form blue axis
Little job go to the bridge out there
All right team team and in this doorway in this doorway for sure
I'm here to help you up. He would be in yeah, let's go. Let's get up. Yeah
You're dashing me, Coco.
Where they at? Where they at?
Umm, maybe I'm wrong. Hit this jump.
Oh!
There's a jump.
Gotcha.
I hit the jump. Nice.
Behind you.
Oh, I only have one base and one potion. Oh, God.
That's a good one.
That should be worth killing this guy.
I can't really help because I'll just kill you guys
What a good kid, what a good kid boy.
Is there purple ranger helping out him?
Ooh, purple ranger helmet.
He meant cleric, he meant cleric.
Oh, there's two, there's two.
Oh, there's a real dead person right here, guys.
Oh, there's people, people, people!
Careful, P.
I
Should be delayed 90 boys a it's okay. Bye Billy back
I'm moving away over here now
Oh
Yeah, they're walking opposite direction right now on me
I
How is he not dead?
How is that fucker not dead?
You better back off.
Do you mind?
What the hell?
How is he not dead?
What?
Gotta believe.
We're just running man, we gotta fight.
I was one? I was one?
I had to run.
I had to run.
I had to run.
I had to run.
I had to run I had to run
There's no way now what now now what what's the play now? Yeah, fuck you coconut guys
You play after you turn on each other and we make each other feel bad personally
What are you guys watching? Where'd you die? Pete? Where'd you die? I died right there next to me
We've always like south oh they're here
Understand how the lizard is it dead?
Must be the chosen one the chosen lizard blessed by the arcane power themselves
Oh, Mr. Red Ruger and Mr. Booty and Mr. Clubface, what's good, man, good, ah, man?
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
That's what it's like, I think I am switching back. That one has two out of a burger.
I can notice you guys right here, I think.
Oh, oh, God, what a mercy.
Oh
Just barbarian with a one-handed sword do anything
Yeah, there's bills for that 100% you go horsemen axe a shield and you can just chase people down with like a high dexterity build
Yeah, no doubt
you know what you you know what you
should play p that's really good what I
like to use it it's a yeah it's it
right okay okay you just grab my chest
Yeah, that's all I could grab
You got up we gotta move gotta move. I know what I did wrong. I
Went for the guy with the most health. I should just oh
The wizard or something there it is
For the wizard
that's not how you do it cook or no hey if you didn't walk through that
doorway and you had like you stay back for a hut just heal we would have had
that well let me tell you something let me tell you you know what do you know
listen this do you know what Franklin D Roosevelt said fuck bitches get money
Fuck bitches get money also
also
Go through that door peanut you will kill them as barbarian is his exact verbatim quote
Right before he died
of
Of drinking too much milk
All right. All right. All right. Be my dog rose about all right. Be my dog rose about all right. Be my dog rose about
He was a real one. I was there. Yeah, except the real is that we did wizards and I've ever
wizard mm-hmm mm-hmm yes that's right now now we now now we do it again let's
go let's go try the felling acts the felling acts swing super fast and it
just destroys the felling the mortise for sure the best but the felling acts you
are feeding it's just straight over the top you're just hitting like a motherfucker
It's a two-handed. Well, why wouldn't I just use the barrage array? It's 44 damage
The the amounts well you should use the bar to say I mean that's or or or option three
Stick
Stick of good fortune and the court is to have
Oh, man
I'm gonna put the butthole dishes in the first slot
ways and and the felling ax
In the second slot
Ways and
Let me rock hell yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Also, can someone bring in some extra heels for me because I have no money
Yeah, I can.
Coco, you made me a promise.
Huh?
And he was trying to fight her.
He would have helped me.
He tried barbarian.
One more game and if it fucks up, I'll play fighter.
Yeah, guys, yeah, let me cook this red.
Let me cook this red.
Let me cook this red.
Which one do I use?
Which one?
Let's do this.
Which one do I use?
How do you have zero gold?
I just made this character.
What?
Visor and select.
Oh.
Oh
Wizard Wizard Wizard Wizard
Oh wise choice wizard
Very wise ways and very wise wizard. All right, but us proceed with great heads
Now now we
ride
Don't need to fear wizards, I am here.
Oh, arcade hood, three arrows.
Oh, let me deal with this fool.
You shagged no chance you get my power!
Oh, Barbarian, how do I hear it for you, P?
Thank you much, thank you much!
Oh, yeah.
Clarex, here.
Oh
Oh
Oh my gosh, you're finding everything. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'm not gonna block you
There's some game in chair for maximum efficiency
Yeah, I do I do the quarter for the second to pop open a new vision potion
Usually strength and dexterity
Cheese which is cheese cheese which
Protection motion before you win not
What?
I don't know what that is.
I'll teach him protection motion right before the next fight.
Alright, we need to find one more men's cap.
And I can do res.
Sounds good.
How does that work?
Is it like the same thing as the resurrection thing, Hutch?
It's literally I can res you.
It takes about 10 seconds and you res and you keep all of your stuff on you.
Oh, that's fantastic.
If you get it then technically Pee can literally just see people knowing he can hide.
As long as we win, as long as we win, we get him right up no problem.
Yeah, he gets right back up.
Is it better than you, Jayz?
Or this?
Okay, okay, that's our play then.
That's it.
Pee.
Yeah, Pee.
He can fucking rescue instant.
Our whole goal is for Pee to go in and kill their healer.
And no matter who we're fighting, we should win.
We got it!
We just have to fight.
That's it.
Okay.
Okay guys, let's go fight somebody and fuck their ass!
Let's do it, let's do it.
Mm-hmm.
We had the advantage right now for sure
Mr. P. Oh, sorry, Mr. P. That is a chance for me when you see a presidential outfit for the rush of men
Who would a presidential outfit look like I got I got a suit and tie
Or a tuxedo, I've got a tuxedo
now we're gonna try to get to the bridge fire I'll give you budget I don't know
if I'm gonna make it before I can go a gargoyle pee tomorrow give me a
big people find out what you will see see what American flag pen oh yeah oh
yeah these things is good enough that was just team on pink I'm going in coming
coming coming I'm going in but remember Pete you have the grapple fuck you guys
I'm going in!
How'd that knife?
Where?
Where?
Back up, back up, back up!
What do you say?
What do you say?
There's a 14 behind you.
There's a 14 behind guys.
Back up, back up!
I can't wait to back up, P.
I'm stuck.
I'm coming.
Stop good.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
No!
oh no oh no no I had shot that guy yeah hit his shoes hit his feet I have
Dangerous, well, I hit danger.
Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up.
I think that might just kill him.
You're kidding.
Yeah.
I think that might just kill him.
I have red, we're OK.
Stay still, stay still, stay still, stay still.
OK, go, go, go.
Keep moving, keep moving.
I'm running a straight line.
Straight line, straight line in front of me.
I'm walking, I'm just running, I'm not but debating.
Thank you.
We'll go back for these, buddy.
Yeah, they're pushing, they're pushing.
Yeah, open that door got it. I
Think it opened doors faster than you right? Yeah, you know
We use this right up protection
You should revive on me in the middle
Yes, 100% we can't we gotta let people get out of that area
Yeah, go ahead. I'm okay in this corner really quick. I
I
Have a camera beat that huh dr. Also said I'm fucking going in yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, brother
Yeah, yeah next time boys. That's a third time is the time which means to leave if I was in the bridge
We can win this yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna get back to pee
Guys I'm not gonna lie to you I'm I
I was thinking before I was like something this this other thing or maybe this thing over here like this
I think I might just start I think there's a real possibility here gang you think so buddy you so I
think I mean before it was like you know maybe it's a class or like the situations of the this
I think there's a real possibility.
Oh, he's going to kill me.
Hit him.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh
My
You're actually good at vision
No, no, no liar. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. I knew it
Oh, with his head, with his head!
Damn it.
Alright, it's time to make my debut as Fighter.
Are we switching Switch to characters at the same time?
I don't know the time. I don't know if that's a good idea.
You don't think so?
I don't know.
Listen, let the Barbussy Tussy give it one more shot.
Okay, okay, okay.
Give the Barbussy Tussy one more chance.
Okay, because I believe...
I have an idea.
Mm-hmm. What?
Double Barbarian cleric.
We cannot lose.
I think we don't have a fighter.
No, I don't think we can.
Why not?
Because you both just go in there and start fucking spinning.
And there is nothing scarier than any other class in the game.
Than two barbarians running you down.
Trust.
The B.B.C.
the BBC.
Clarence, hold on, hold on, okay, BBC after this game.
Okay, okay.
I'm telling you guys, give me one more shot.
Give me one more shot, gang.
One more shot.
Let the Barbussey-Tussey cook.
Let the Barbussey-Tussey cook.
I got it now, I understand it now.
I understand it now.
Mm-hmm
We got a DC
You got this machine that
Take off couple I took off couple I put it back to rakes here is your wife Ethan are 24
I'm gonna have you thought about selling your own peanut butter
To see if people would buy it. That's my peanut butter. That's my poo
That's my brother
That's my boy
I want to see BBC not
That's a tall order that's a tall order. Give me next game
Bucket a bucket
Guys we go right for the bridge
Right for the action. You want to fight them all bridges right here blue this
This is the wizard overlords telling us this is what we must do
Back even back
This guy's tough this guy is oh my god
behind me behind me door door door
oh coming
we got to kill this guy first
yeah
he's down he's down
hold up hold up
stay with me stay with me
stand back
I ran with him
oh
he should have a cat person
close he's getting away
don't worry about him
I
Was kind of weird
All right, we want to kill one of these gargoyles though, they'll have a better act for you
Oh
Hey, you like shots well again
It's I'm gonna eggs eggs. Oh
Yeah, I got a bird gosh reason how good a bird gosh better
Yeah, right there
Whatever the bar to say is better. Bar to say is better. How about that's one more weapon damage?
You can't use the album to tread. Oh you were you?
I
Left right there's a road right here. It's the same. Oh my he's turning up all the legs the same row
What's next to us next to us behind you? Oh my god, hey invisible. I'm just we get up to swing it
Get out of here
Yeah, I'm looking
Come on, come on.
I'm just gonna swing it up and swing it.
I'm just gonna swing it.
He hit it!
Finey-pee.
Turn around, P.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Wait, they just picked up on me.
They took all my arrows.
What?
They just got him in the corner.
He's getting away!
He's getting away!
You talking, what's up?
You guys, uh, is Mike trapped?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You just get right on him.
He just stole my head.
They're just pickpocketing us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're just, they're just stream-stopping.
I see, I see, I see, I see!
There's another person in the shadows. Yeah, I need to kill him because I need arrows
Shoot back at that guy
I
These guys are tricky
Where's the hutch
On your right hutch
I
Do a little punch
I mean, we just get fucking sniped man
Okay, I'm hopping off the fighter
How do I change it? How do I create another character? No, we were just inside by a trio
Call my arrows bottom right wait how does I want a guy who can kill a tank in two shots that guy's op is fun
You're getting hit by two people at once. Oh
Okay, and he's he was also playing Barbarian
Fuck which one I'm not gonna lie this is a different fighter. He's fucking large
It's fucking large these are not ways that I can get like wizards
Yo, what's good shit for fighter? I don't know I have I got no idea shit
Hmm yeah, I mean be pee you go back to wizard and he goes
He goes, he goes, I don't know, barbarian.
If you insist, if you insist, my wizard,
if you insist, I mean, I don't really want to,
but if the commander in charge is saying it,
then you know, well, I must obey his command.
I must obey his command.
He is the commander, he is the bone collector.
All right, gentlemen, now it is time to win for the very first time in three days
You know for the first few days it was it was pretty funny, ah
Now and and now it's a little sad now and now it's and now it's a little
It's a little sad
That's a little sad
That's a little sad now. That's a little sad now
That's lose it was he funny and and now and now I'm wizard depressed. I'm yeah
I'm not too sure. I would be seeking wizard therapy. What the right build is on fighter. Yeah, I don't I'm
Try barbarian
I'll try fighter. I'll try fighter cuz what are you? What do you say barbarian? I'm fucked up. I'm back to was absolutely not that shit is trash
Okay, I'll say fighter then that shit is garbage
That is the worst crap I have ever seen in my whole life
That shit is ass
Oh
Also, I'm changing up
I'm changing up just a tad
I
There we are okay. I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna go and I also I can be extra beds now. Hi, buddy. Where's your buddy?
Speckles. Speckles
We go full score sir. That's right guys. I'm telling you lock it for this one lock in lock in lock it
We're wearing this one. We're wearing this one. This one's for real. This is the real one
This is the first meal game we played in three days every other game was a warm-up
How does the agile peanut you have fallen?
No, I didn't think he knows how to be in charge of him as a buffet.
I'm a much more suited leader for this team.
A much more suited leader.
Finally dropped the Ranger.
Yeah, honestly
Good go
Yo, what's up? I don't think range is the move
He just simply doesn't do it up damage. You're too much. I mean, I'm not a fighter. I'm with you
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. The problem with ranger is unless you have gear it just doesn't do much
You can play perfect. I just don't think you do any damage
Okay, let's get on in there gag. Let's get on in there.
Give me a sec. I'm trying to figure this shit out.
Loving Chad helped me right now.
I don't know what to do with it.
I'll pass his bedtime.
Usually by now, he's cuddling his pillow with a half-eaten Pop-Tar on the nightstand.
Love, I've been drifting off in the background too.
I'm getting pussy.
All classes are viable you guys just suck
I
Don't know about you guys, but that one hurt
Asian man sword are you gonna ready up?
Yeah, he doesn't speak. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, give me a second. I'm looking for a bucket don't carry ass. What the hell that means
But how does that mean?
I'm not gonna lie to you like I don't know all right. All right. I'll be able to take the win
I don't know if we got it inside of us guys
Cyclet run
you guys ready for a great wizard raid let's do this
hey that was easy your sword your sword is very good at blocking hold the block
to leave for a clinic and do the do the and you do it really quick yeah do it again yeah
just hold it just hold it look at my health holy shit let's say a bar a barbarian is doing
his whirlwind and you have one attack and do that bro you're taking a quarter of this
health nice I just actually might be doing it I'm cooking already I'm cooking already
I got good stuff.
I got a cool robe.
He shot me in the body.
What actually?
Yeah, you're not cleric, are you?
I am.
There's a cleric hat right there that's gonna do it.
I got pants for someone.
I got a...
Where's your pants?
Yeah, where's your pants?
P-monus.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go.
P this, P this, P this, P this.
Okay, okay.
Where's my pants?
I marked it. Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
Follow me, Gabe.
Oh, very nice, my wizard.
I have a Zwei hander over here if you wanted it.
It's a purple club right here for a cleric. Purple club.
You should use it if you want. I'll use it up.
Two-handed swords.
This guy, this is a purple club on that guy.
Thank you.
One more guy.
The guy that I marked, uh, Orange Marker.
Come on, way.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
You okay, P?
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Oh, there's a whole mob of them.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
You're about to do the Harlem Shake.
Oh, crap.
Oh, god.
Okay, well it was moved up and go to the next spot.
Oh, this might be for someone else, purple leggings, I don't know.
Everyone come here?
Take a watch, take a watch.
I keep it moving keep it moving wizards, let's have a quick camp catch up
Well that right there that's what you want to chase people with it also kills you over
time cook up oh okay okay you're about to like get a big fight and or you're getting
fucked up okay you're gonna have to sit at a fire to get it back now okay
I don't get you. Oh, you're cute. I don't have a lot of you. No, we'll get one one
per game. Oh, that's not your second wind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My second one is on my
E. He's on garbage. We don't need to kill that. We'll get some fights, boys. Let's go
Well, I bet it's due to team comp is crazy. I bet we never lose again.
This is a very good team comp. That shit all around us.
Team is here.
So am I the tank now then?
Yes, you're front line. We play behind you.
Alright, alright.
You do something, something.
Yeah, I'm gonna open the chest and we see it.
We chest, we chest, we chest.
We chest, we chest, we chest, guys.
Hmm, I'm just gonna check the wizard road. Oh, that's good. You be in the book
pirate boots
Are you over here? P? Oh guy coming good? Oh, that's in 24 cents
Why the fuck does miss P not come talk to us? Yeah, is she not like us?
We'll create her a peanut character. Oh, okay. I hope I can officially rescue you can die
Okay, I
Would not wish out of my worst enemy
Let's go this way.
8B no Goblin games.
I should pay like two noble rounds today.
We have an option to go down with Reds or we go fight them.
I know there was a limit amount of time to just stay in the round so I just...
I wanna get to a fight.
I wanna check out this new car.
No, let's take a peek.
Let's take a peek.
Let's go get somebody.
Let's go get somebody this way.
Oh
Excellent block sir excellent block excellent double block there sir
You got something in you on your face on your face there
Don't feel so good
Okay
hold on yeah you're going in we're gonna kill this right behind you
I didn't heal. I'm running, take one.
MIMO!
Keep going, keep going, I got you.
You're on your right, you're on your right.
I'm missing.
I'm missing three of my spells, what the hell?
I got him!
Push him, push him, push him.
I got him!
I got him!
I'm with you, stop, stop moving, stop moving.
I've been moving, I've been moving, I've been moving!
I've been moving!
People held, thank you, thank you!
Keep moving!
Good, keep moving!
That's work, that's work!
Keep going!
Watch again!
Watch, watch, watch, watch!
They're good!
A few seconds, Coco!
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
Why can't you see through my spikes?
you're good go go go go go go
it's dead bodies on the other side we're doing pretty good
do it ready?
any campfires? let me know campfires I need them
all tons of heals on these guys holy shit
I got campfires here I'm dropping campfire
Oh, there's another dead guy right here.
Do we get all three?
Yeah, we third party.
That was beautiful.
There's more bodies behind us.
Yeah, I'm gonna send a campfire real quick so I can get my E back.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
right here right here right here watch
oh good that's probably I kind of fucked up I'm missing the of my five
smells I need more knowledge
so can you what what do you need all it's all it's all yeah I need to get
smarter stand out I'm sit down
Quick meditation, quick meditation.
You can take your memory capacity in your open detail set, by the way.
I got my backpack, I'm gonna reel my crossbar, good to go.
Probably one more fight in this final circle, boys, we got this shit.
We know there's one left.
Welcome
Right here, right here, right here
Coolem, Coolem, Coolem
Wait, please wait for team
Start hitting them, please start hitting them
I hit you, Coolem, sorry
I hit his low
I hit him in head, we explosion him in the air
It's explosion
Nice
I just shot him kill these
I got one I got one!
Oh, what the-
Ohhh, they tricked me, they tricked me.
They got me, that was a good wizard break.
That was a good wizard break, that was a very good wizard break.
Very good wizard break.
Oh, that was a very good wizard break.
Oh, I'm going to this door, I'm going to this door.
Oh, I got this one!
Oh shit!
Come here.
We can still win this we can still win this 100%
You ready?
Start fucking them up
I'll do this
They see
Got a road behind us
Yeah I know
He's on flank
Oh no
Where is it?
That way
There's nothing we could have done about that one boys
Nothing we could have done about that one
about that one. Wooo! I'll have some dives. I'll have some dives.
Wait, we got it.
Yep, right this guy.
Game back up.
I'll keep a wizard down.
Yeah.
Guys, guys, I have to say something.
They pulled off the most devious wizard brain.
Man, oh man. I have never seen in my life. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Let me tell you what happened real quick
Let me tell you what happened real quick. They just put off the most devious
Wizard I like that. Fuck yeah now
You walk through the door they closed it behind you no no wasn't a sip of that much more complex
Okay, tell me I walked through the door and
and they close it behind me.
But, it's much more complex than you think was it.
Let me explain.
I had them on their heels.
I was butter-beaming, butter-booming.
I mean, I had them all low.
Some dubious gentleman had the plan to lock me in there
so he crouched next to the door, turned himself invisible.
And then when I walked through, he reappeared
and closed the door behind me.
It was unpreventable.
Unpreventable.
And quite frankly, guys, I'm out of gold, holy shit.
Quite frankly, I think it was Coconut's fault.
I said, hey, please, I even said please.
No, I remember Coconut's shank.
Go in there, get in there.
It's our only hope.
Help me, OB Peanut, was it?
You are our only hope.
Was it a not Peanut who aggroed 34 different types
of zombies, skeletons, birds, chickens, wombats,
and then he leaves them for us to deal with.
That never happened.
That never happened.
Guys, you are making that up.
Guys, you're not, guys, that's the enemy wizards
trying to warp your mind.
It's the casting a mind spell on you there
Thank you
Casting a spell on your mind. Don't listen. Don't listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to the voice in your head
You said get in there I specifically remember I specifically remember you said get in there peanut. You're our only hope
Okay, I have money again luckily I have some I had some cash and I just leaked our server
Let me go ahead and swap it one second
Fix your damn skills my skills are perfect. They literally could not get better
All right, you guys ready
Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
Try not to fuck everything up just like Coco.
Let's RIDE!
You
Let me teach you something.
This round, this wizard's getting banned.
This wizard's stacking, stacking bread.
All right, my wizards. Oh, I'm muted. No one
One of my wizards can hear me. Let me go ahead and undo that spell at once wizards. Let me undo that
I
Have casted the unmute spell no need to worry wizards. I know you are worried
That is wisdom to you cleric
You are but a lowly cleric in a wizards world.
You're not speaking to me in set fashion.
What a lowly cleric you are.
So go you hear this cleric trying to speak to us in set fashion.
Fucking cleric.
You are but a lowly cleric.
You are but a lowly cleric.
Awww. Get back to work, Cleric.
Fuck it, Cleric. Get outta here.
Let me tell you something. This Cleric. Jesus Louise.
Literally. Literally. How much you lay off the bread and the meat, Cleric?
HAHAHAHA
Otherwise the winches won't even look in your direction
HAHAHAHA
Don't worry about them looking at you because you're gonna walk through a room and fucking die in the next three minutes
Three minutes is a long time
That's where we run a marathon here, a wizard marathon
Alright, we're here
We're back
Stand back
I actually found out the
I'm sinking back up keep backing up
I
That is not hit scan at all what the fuck that is not hit-scanner sliders
He just wants to help me now. Yeah, he does
Sorry here, but we should
I'm gonna give me a secret machine. Let me over come back
Not good
It's like the wizard drew it up I
Remember talking about the strategy back at the guild and I can see it went 100% according to wizard plan
fantastic fantastic all right strap my wizard balls to a dragon and have them
fly back to the guild
Oh
Always cook it
He's incredible freak out bro
I'm not with it come down with it
Think some of the person that will reduce
this
No, we didn't call us all!
Waffle us, 1911, sin!
Big Pippin Papa P!
Perchance a shout out to my wife Berkeley
for the happiest of birthdays!
Show no mercy to our wizard!
Fuck you all.
I'm just a wizard.
Keep it out.
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday
Hope it is very good
Very whimsical and full of magical activity to kill the cleric bro. Whatever happens after that who fucking knows
But I'll be the damage as well. Okay. Hey, what are you doing? I'm barbarian
Maybe I'm just gonna go in fucking wrong. Let's go. I'm sorry to be grow wings fly around do whatever the fuck
Hover in the sky. We're gonna be in there just bitch slapping people
I'm not gonna lie guys. I'm sorry to think that I might just suck at this game like for real
Yeah, I
Kind of need I kind of need a
Player dammit stat so I can just know if I suck or not
I used to think it was you know
Might have been coincidence that we've done every game
Last 50 games today and have never won a game ever not even once no joke at all
like
I'm starting to think there's maybe something else
Wizard
Listen all I can all I can ask wizard is that you wizard forgive me
He wasn't forgive me
Don't fuck yourself. You fucking piece of shit. I got love for you. Don't go out
Okay knowledge. There you go
What my wizard I
I ain't your wizard. Don't call me your wizard, don't worry.
What? My wizard? My wizard?
I ain't your wizard.
No, but my wizard, I...
Truly must understand. I'm under some...
I'm obviously under some magical presence.
When I was catching the ass fell on me.
I cannot help it. I'm fighting... I'm fighting the voices.
Day by day.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Let me tell you something.
Okay, hey, we don't have to get a shield. Yeah
Oh my gosh our first one what you got an old rusty key we can go to one of the
big blue this I bet you guys ever yeah you guys have been doing I've had a
rusty trombone I don't ever got a rusty key I'm all
I'm gonna go in I'm gonna pull them like this cocoa
yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah hutch that's our goal
And you suck a man everybody suck a man
crystal ball right here
Like a huge one we're going to the we're going to the
There's a team here
Keep following me boys.
We're gonna have to kill this.
I mean epic battle to the death
You got him, you got him, you got him.
You got him!
Don't worry guys.
Y'all need to start hitting the gold pile.
Make sure you have five slots high and five slots wide.
Open the other.
Is that good?
Yep.
Five and five.
Five up and down.
I'll hold the door.
Did I use that?
I just lewd out.
Okay, okay.
They give the hugs.
I'll be with them.
I should give this to you.
I should give this to you
The everybody said give this to you immediately
let me say
We went we went we went we went we went
Fuck him this is a good chance
Yeah, I can hear
Coconut stealing all the gold over there
Oh my dude the loot here is crazy.
That's crazy.
This is what we want.
Now remember Coco as you're looting, make sure you continue to have five and five open.
Okay, okay.
Five and five.
Yeah, five across on the top and all the way down because you can pull a golden chest
out of there.
If you don't have it, you won't pull it.
I'm giving you a word that I should give you everything I have.
Just loot right now. Just start hitting that gopaw
Make sure you have five and five if you don't just make a little pile of yourself put it in the corner
I did not have five and five
Really, I'm dropping these gloves go ahead get these gloves
Is that for me people? Yeah people above us
You're okay. You're okay. Just keep it
I'm coming to get the gloves
It's these guys. This is right here. This is right here. It's one comes in utility and
con fans. He can't cut the fight. Yes, I can't. Yes, I can't. I've done it. I've done it all
kind of time. I mean, I literally did last week. Idiot. Answer me. You idiot. Everything
else is you. I'll give it all back to you once you get done, Luddy. You don't have a
five by five yes I do yeah I do I just check
whoa what'd you get whoa I don't have a five by five I got this cave does he
want this purple cape I'll take a purple cape if only can be a part of it
doesn't look very good for me it doesn't look very good for me
What are you talking about?
It has magical power.
It has magical power.
You said it!
Yes, that's more damage for you.
Wear that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I swear to God, you steal my fucking cape.
I will circumcise you right here live on Twitch.
Team!
Team Honest!
Team Honest!
Oh, God, oh, God.
Everyone, go to Red!
Oh, we should!
Where's the, where's the box?
Where's the rings?
Hey, lock it, lock it, lock it!
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it!
Grab your boy shit
Okay, just pop a red potion
I'm gonna I'm gonna get one you're right behind me
I missed
Oh shit
I got one shot
Good luck.
I don't need no carbon wizard.
I'm trying to hit a red portal. Just try and get to a red.
I'm a wizard. I'm a wizard.
I'm a wizard.
Oh shit.
Oh god. Oh god.
Hold on, sir. Pause. Pause the fight. Pause. Pause the fight. Hold on. Pause. Pause the fight. Pause.
Sir, pause the fight, sir.
Sir, pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause.
Pause! My shoelace is untied!
Pause the fight! My shoelace- My wisdom shoelace is untied!
Fuck!
Guys...
I can't help but feel like...
That...
Was not my fault.
We gotta put all the mobs in the area, we got fucked.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
When we are- when we are in a room, okay?
Yeah.
Every fucking raid one of you or me or someone one of our group one of our party every single fucking time
You take a little bit of damage
They they flicked your nipple you run in the opposite direction in an area
We haven't been to and what happens when no one's been there, and it's your first time there you spawn
Get something from the gift shop?
If you fucking go the opposite direction like they don't exist!
And then they start fucking everybody else!
If we are in a room and you need to go backwards, go where we've come from,
don't go to a new area, because then there's mobs!
There's mobs!
Yeah Coco, what the fuck man!
That's what I've been saying this whole damn time!
It's like living shame is all the damn time.
This idiot has been throwing.
I've lived in time to tell him.
You just not even gave up.
I've been telling him for two days.
This idiot.
All right, well, we had a fight.
Everybody in Houston has, bro.
We're going to go find Peanut's family ancestry
because something happened up there.
100 or 200 years ago, something happened.
I think there's something wrong with this guy.
Something absolutely-
It's Denver!
Bro, it's never a 3v3.
It's a 3v7.
Three of them plus the six fucking mobs that Peanut has aggroed.
It is never a 3v3!
Alibaba!
What?!
We're not Coco!
He's the one that didn't!
Did we?!
I didn't!
Coco was standing next to me!
And you went into the back of the room
Because you had less than you had a full HP they hit you with one ability. Cocoa was five health
Lock it we need some key map of a patient. Yes, we do need some key map of a potential we need
That's what we need. I already did mine you guys go okay, Cocoa
I like the way hodge was talking to you that entire time and you didn't listen
I
Like the way that you run in it doorways and act like you're Superman running the three guys and you die instantly
It is the wizard's way
My god
Guys, I promise you I'm trying really hard. I just I
I promise I promise I'm trying really hard.
I can't use a gun.
I'm just not good.
I'm just, I'm just so bad at being a just like god.
I'm just so bad at being a just like god.
Please don't get away so bad at me please.
Please, please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
I'm trying my best, Mark.
I'm trying my best.
I'm trying my best.
Sure.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm walking it boys.
I
Said excellent hit
For you thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I can use it. I can use it
That's mine. I'm taking it. Oh
Oh, I thought a golden magic staff
There we go. There we go. Is the gold magic staff used for melee or first casting spells?
Casting spells
Are you sure cuz everybody's use barely little use it
You can use it for melee like there's melee builds for it, but no you can use it for stuff. Absolutely
Oh
My and we've aggroed at mobs
It's wonderful
I told you you're talking to come with that last day I do it. I do it. I told you you're talking to come though
I told you I told you I knew it. I had a hunch, but I wasn't certain
I
Think I did you go in ranger or not even ranger actually yeah, you probably play generous ranger that wizard
I think you're the worst wizard ever played
Really I just don't think like I think something about the best wizard ever
I love you buddy, but
You fuck it you fuck the fuck the best wizard ever guys
You play if you I saw you playing Ranger with that skill of the thing. I think you'd actually good
You want to go Ranger use a bow?
I'm gonna be honest. I would much rather pee on wizard than Ranger Ranger. Oh, yeah, I guess
Dude, he doesn't want to just died to fucking skeletons
Well, yeah, I'm using a brand new class. You've used his class for fucking three days
And you're still using all your spells on NPCs.
And they're like, oh, quick, meditation, quick.
And then we die.
Magic Beach!
I am falling in the game.
I am going to get Coco.
What'd you say, Hodge?
I said, I'm going to get you.
I know he doesn't give a shit.
No, he doesn't give a shit.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm starting to think maybe I'm not that bad.
Maybe it's you guys that are bad.
You're bad.
maybe it's you guys are bad you're projecting yep wizard projecting wizard
you don't even believe your own words you're not even projecting yep that's
what's going on here wizard projection wizard projection yep that's what's
happening here that's what's happening here yep wizard projection that's it
coconut take off your pants I have to be sure we all I had to be sure I had to
be sent to do you want to fight it
that's got a pillow for a fighter so
unlocked he is so unlocked don't go to
fight it for games be oh shit oh oh
yeah you've been naughty haven't you
Magic Beach OOOOOOOOH!!!
Enough 117, fuck.
No pee, fuck.
James is finally enjoying it with friends.
Okay.
Here's to not a doctor.
Dry hard.
Peace Sebastian, chief.
Come and join me.
You should meet me at this extract.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, and it's a chicken.
Is it chicken?
Oh god, close that door, close that door boys.
Oh god, oh god, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you.
Mabel!
Mabel!
Dup!
Oh.
Dup!
Dup!
Nice.
We get it, we get it!
Yeah, chicken's dead.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna look up things you see it
Nothing good nothing good. I got some stuff for a fighter. I'll take this stuff for the fighter. I say I almost have a full fighter kit
I have a helmet
Well, I'm gonna see you
I mean what is the necklace?
Fuck the necklace just stay with me for five fucking seconds
It was your necklace. I got I got like oh there's a guy that's got behind you
He's got behind you. He's got behind you. I'm fucking dead, bro
You're not fucking my guy doing okay
I'm gonna freak out
Hey, why weren't you with much? Why were you not with much?
Why were you not with much?
What? He backed you. He said please stay with me.
I got told there was a cool necklace.
I might be Versace. I had to go back. I had to go back.
I heard there was a really cool necklace.
At this point, I think it's intentional.
He's saying I want to win, but he's not trying to win.
Guys! He doesn't want to win!
win. Yeah okay okay okay okay all right two wizards that's what we needed that's
what we needed to wizards two wizards yes yes wizards that's what that was the
missing piece wasn't it that was the missing piece is two wizards two wizards
That's a missing piece
They better watch out because we got two wizards coming in hot that two wizards coming in hot
Wait what that just oh
Let's ride
This is our round wizards. This is our round. I can feel it. I can feel it. This is our round
We're dead you better be locked in
All right Pierre
Watch us win what they say back to the basics
I
To the basics
Hey, this is good for somebody
We know that's good for me
Fuck you guys
That's just good for me
Oh excuse me wizard
Fuck out of the way
Excuse me wizard
I have a wizard you're about to kill me
Prison break
Prison break
We don't think this is our main game.
This is great.
We don't think.
I'm just not realizing it.
I don't think this is...
Guys, we're about to win right here, guys.
For real.
That's his team, that's his right here.
Okay, let's rush him and die.
MAMAMOO!
For me, it's on every single mob.
I ain't aggro any of those guys, the fuck you guys talking about?
You guys think you're invisible or something?
Oh my god!
Go, go!
Uh, a little bit of pain, you see?
I think we should push it.
Oh, he's on the right side now, he's on the right side now!
Yep.
Oh, what the fuck!
Push!
Push it.
I'm gonna push.
I can sport back.
Damn it!
We might want to cause a door-door lock so they don't blink.
What the hell is this guy doing here?
He's right here! He's pushing!
Oh!
Hit him! Hit him!
He's running!
He's running!
Got him!
Got him!
Oh, perfect.
Oh, perfect.
Just like we do that.
Just like we do that.
Just like we do that.
Ha, ha, ha!
Guys, this is too warm up round.
But her wizard warm up.
Now it is really time to get!
It is really time to get.
That's right.
Lock it in, wizards.
Lock it in.
Oh, wizard warm up was all that was.
I get wizard lubricated.
guys guys I think we're not lucky enough. I think we're not lucky enough. You gotta
lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Yeah.
Yeah. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.
Lock in.
Lock in.
From what I understand, I'm pretty sure Irina is coming out tomorrow.
Yeah, I think it's coming out today, I thought.
We need to be a bit of an instance, they got in our reptid.
You guys, I'm done with you.
I got to fucking Irina, Jim.
I
Tell you I don't think it's my phone
Little something something
This is our round guys you feel that you feel that the air. Oh, I know you
Yeah, I got great news. What's it? Yeah, what's up? We got another he
That's all right, yeah, yeah, we go there right now for sure. What you guys doing? I
Lost it
So what I grew all the mobs as soon as we found is on
You can try to put that on.
I'll let you know.
Also, here's a hat for you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my bro.
It's every single mom is old.
He just runs around.
He just pulls them off.
Yep.
I'm not even kidding.
There's six, seven skeletons.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I said to quick walk. Bring my wizard mind
I'm back
Fucking wizard
Make that a another shields Kelly's walking over yeah
I
Guys we must wizard turn on a turn on each other
It's we is with we is with with a unity that we were with it win
Right you're right. Ah some justice shoes for you hunch
oh you don't get the crack joke to me right now not what you thought after what you've been
supposed to do tonight. Are you good Bo? Are you good Bo? Crystal ball right here. Oh thank you thank you thank you. I'll try to
take that so he doesn't get it. Oh okay all right okay I got my own crystal ball
bitches fuck you guys
something something look at you guys
with all of these guys what the hell is
going on right here
Yeah, and look at what we're doing, P. We're fucking killing them!
We're killing them! We aggro-dib and now we're killing them!
Oh god. Oh no.
I have some equipment. I have some equipment.
Alright, we gotta go.
before you go before you go this is for you hot this is for you hot so here's
beer this is for you coconut thank you thank you you watch right there thank you
mr. P yes I choose is on the right over there
just as soon as you just I took your shit on the ground
What's up, where's it?
Another cat right here?
Oh, we're going next wizard.
We're going next.
We want to go to the bridge, and we want to go under again and go and loot the gold.
You're a dwarf wizard.
I'm a significantly taller wizard than you.
There, here's your weapon, there's your weapon.
There you go.
There you go.
I see you, I see you, I see you.
Fireball!
Get it!
Fireball!
get it
Mabel
Oh, he destroyed my dad
You gonna get him on the finish you dad
He's so low boys
Mabel
Mabel
You should pay it then, watch out!
It's burning!
I need the last one, run out this way, watch.
Oh my god, there's someone.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? I don't know, I don't know, maybe
he's in his corner or something. You run out this way.
Fuck all of everyone here. Let's go to the gold.
Oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good.
Little something, something, little something.
Right over here, boys.
I'm coming, I'm coming, Garth.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I need you.
Do you have any fireballs?
Yes, yes, yes.
Stand back.
Fireball, uh, we got it, we got it.
Okay.
We have to kill this guy fast so we can move.
I got to do a message anyway so I'm just gonna use the spark on him.
Explode in!
Oh, that smells kind of good.
I'm quick-meditation.
Oh, shoes right here, shoes right here.
Come on over.
Oh, I have shoes right here.
Oh, wait a minute.
You should have five by five guys.
Oh, guys, Coco Agrode!
Coco Agrode!
He's there!
He's there!
Coco Agrode with the mummy.
You see how we're doing it, but there's no other players around me
We should listen cover you literally eat the literal poop out of my butthole with a spoon
If we
When we have players on us, then they both fight us
That's my bottle.
Oh, shit.
I got a crazy quote.
Legendary quote right here.
Oh, that's nice.
Look, she had 5-5 over 4.
What?
That was for me.
It's Will 4.
Will 4, boss?
Don't boss me.
Don't you boss me.
I got a resourceful that's pants right here. I got a legendary scroll. Is that worth guys?
I don't know. What does that mean?
Little chop chop, little chop chop.
What's up, Pete?
My best friend's getting married this weekend.
How do I stop it?
I got purple pants right here.
I don't know my kid.
I'll turn this on now.
No, we're good, we're good.
I
Have a board
Now this is money boys, even if it's not something if it's gold pick it up so you can sell it
I
In game of course by the way
Hold on
I am sure that has 50 luck on a loon and five knowledge. How are you just saying?
Is it red?
No, it's not you should have pulled that out and just lose it. We gotta go. Let's go
How I play potion
hey everybody my name is peanut and we're coming this way
cuz I don't know how to make this use your teepees
uh-oh oh what oh fuck oh go go go you gonna make it hush yeah I'm here
I
See these guys, oh my god, don't fucking wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
That was a closey that was a closey
I was late last in the group.
Come on boys, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, kill this guy.
I
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'd like to report something
Bokadot is the one that act on those
Oh my god
Oh my god
That was a shame to see that was a shame to see that was
That was a shame
Did you take the bad laughing that was his portal? No, I took my own portal
I do I do my own poor I just I said I did my own poor hot hot
Hot to you here
I think so
Guys you guys don't worry
No one
Important time. We're fine. Everybody's fine.
Everything's fine, Wizards. Everything's fine, Wizards.
I'm gonna go test real quick. Can you not aggro any mobs?
I'd appreciate it. I'll be right back.
I'm sure it'll be nice to keep on.
I'll be going to your pitch as well. That's gonna be a great idea.
I'll be right back, guys!
I'm in so much pain I'm in so much
back
and P would you go
I have again I have again
I
Didn't be
Stand back I did this one of protection
Okay, oh thanks. Thank you so much. I'm just playing understaffed. You so much as we should. Oh, I got a lot
I
Wizard and it holds many secrets
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Magic.
You hit me. Okay. You would have
to be an actual dumbass. You
hit my imagination from all the
way over here. I was standing
loading a box and you hit me.
You would have to be actually
stupid to be hit by. I'm
Oh
Let me do the exam to go to the loot which has plus 50 lock
You go to loot oh
Goodness man, there's a loop really where it's holy crap. I'm getting crazy stuff. Hey, let me do you let me do these
There's a lot of food in the box.
You hear the lobs?
Woo!
Woo!
Are we looking at anything for me?
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's the other one.
I think what you're doing is you're doing the mob.
You're too much.
Okay.
I have a lot of things to do as well.
Mmm.
What would be the best to knowledge?
Guys, we're doing better, we're doing better.
Hey, Pete, thanks for helping me out with the mobs over there, man.
I said I should all along the budget to get a mobs.
Really?
Really needed that help.
Anytime?
Anytime?
Oh no, he's farting.
He's farting.
Oh, wow, thanks for helping with this mob, Asian beast.
Real, a real lot of help, buddy.
Real class act you are, real class act.
Real class act, real class act you are, buddy.
Is there anything over here?
Thank you, folks.
There's some stuff in those boxes.
Take them away for you, watch.
Yeah, I'm taking a look.
All these archers too, I can probably even get a good bow.
Oh my gosh, it's me, too!
What are you peeping here?
A hunting trap?
What the fuck is that you?
It's playing my lute.
It's playing my lute a little.
Mm-hmm.
That's something I don't know that's...
For you, I don't know
Get you
It's for me. It's it for me
Okay, you took my boots you son of a bitch
You son of a bitch I will have your head for this. We'll have your head for that
We want to go to you. I don't know without a heart. Yeah, I'm with you
Yeah, I'm kind of lost. I want to go up north I guess
One more portal and you guys gonna extract. One more portal.
Is that- are those guns good?
Yeah, those guns are good for me.
Those guns are good for me.
Oh, here we go. Knowledge 3. That's what I'm talking about right there, boss.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Magic Mitchell.
Oh!
Oh, beast!
Oh, beast!
I wonder if everyone's dying, me?
Oh, ppp, what?
What's up with that? Let's go, let's go!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Come on, P!
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Oh, my god, these fast as fuck, these fast as fuck!
Got you!
Oh, god! Oh, my god!
Right up, I'm gonna die! Oh, god!
Oh, my god!
Okay, we're okay, we're okay!
Let me use the flute, let me use the flute, let me use the flute.
Okay, you sell the mince?
Being too knowledge, I'll take that.
Yeah, sit your ass down.
You got a Hoosie-Doozie?
I got a Hoosie-Doozie, sit down.
Please watch, please watch.
Please watch, please watch.
There you go, nice and toasty.
We're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good right now.
Pretty good wizards.
Dude, I think everyone, I think we're lucky.
We should be getting keyed by now, but it's not happening.
We might be the only ones in this lobby. This might be the run.
Oh shit!
Got him right! Got him right!
Oh let's go! Let's go!
Quick quick quick!
Quick quick quick quick quick quick!
Maybe Hunter was the problem the whole time!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh shit players!
Oh my god! Oh my...
Come back! Come back!
My balls!
Got him!
I didn't know what what
What the wizard what the wizard oh my god
Where'd you what'd you die to I died to a glitch
I teleported away from the guy, and even though I was fully teleported, he hit me, from like
40 meters!
They guys are longer songs than the whole west!
By the gods.
Excellent rain, Princess, excellent rain!
Watch DeathCube?
By the way, my DeathCube doesn't work, it's always greyed out.
I don't know how to make that work.
Hmm, that dude might have been cheating to be honest.
Oh, I'm not super weird stuff because you're cuckold.
I'm not a super weird stuff.
Oh, you gotta enable it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, very nice, very nice, very nice.
Hmm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
That would make sense either though. I'm gonna be honest. It's 1 a.m. And I'm fucking tired boss
If you leave your academic as to into folly that's the death endowment. I
Just watched Coco steal your portal or you did you to freak out and steal my
That was my portal and we open the same portal I
Open a portal and then he went to the other portal
and someone just went all are you saying coconut might have been projecting this
whole time that's what I said an hour ago I wasn't predicting it
well either way I am fucking tired so I'm probably gonna call it there okay
okay all right thank you for your service thank you for your service I was
more than you guys back okay I agree you fucking suck
you fucking suck yeah yeah how would you get out of here how about you get out
right good luck
what do you say we say I had squibber tongue the I had no skills that I was
illusion. Well, that's true.
Squidward, first of all, I want to say you're right.
He is a fucking loser, and he has no skills.
But secondly, he said he hopes we fail
and he hopes the USA loses.
He hopes the United States of America loses?
Yes.
Whoa, hold on.
Whoa, you can riff on me all night.
But he had to say he hopes the United States of America loses.
Oh
That's still pretty egregious
It's in coconut i'm not gonna lie to you yeah boss don't tell hot shoes but
Kind of happy you left because i got an ace up my sleeve
I've got a little ace up my sleeve.
What do you think?
My wizard sleeve.
Wizard sleeve?
Yes, yes, yes.
My wizard.
That's my wizard, my wizard!
Cheers!
What's the card?
Let's just say I know a man.
A man of such great power
that he cannot be defeated even alone in the darkness.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Let me tell you, when this chip gets too much guac on his chip, he gets a little too
much dip on his chip, it is the enemy who is in fear for their life.
It is the enemy who is in fear for their lives.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
There's no such thing as too much dip on his chip.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What are we thinking?
Party chip.
party chip I've heard his name I've heard his name they echo the orders of this
world yeah they echo through the wizard halls of the gill body ship body check
body ship firstly kick this fat person out of here there he is all right
party ship party check how people this part of chip he is a wizard from the
before four times he is over 2,500 years old mm-hmm mm-hmm yes it's just
It's just now the problem is is getting him. I don't really have any direct communication with
Alright, so what was the fucking part? What's the fucking I'm getting off
What no, I'm getting off right now. I'm getting on go fuck yourself
What are you do all day? You don't even know where he is. You've no communication. I swear if we die like you
Chat dumbass always here you stupid bitch
Please help us please this fucking guy's a dumbass. Get a load of this wizard. Oh my god
Wizard please
Wizard please
Wizard please
I don't know if you deserve party chip anymore after that
Example. Please come in please please please. Please
Wizard please, Wizard please
Body chip we we request your presence at once in the guild
welcome in mr. body jam oh hello hello hello I'm high right now bro you know
I'm okay why don't Coco you guys are looking coded bro I can't even lie I'm
getting horny I think about no troll let me tell you something chef we have this
so deplorable undesirable yeah playing with us just until a few moments ago
always blaming us saying was stupid I remember the name I remember his his
his bold build he was as round as a bowling ball yes yes yes yes I do not
remember his name he is a deplorable he is he is he is undesirable let us and
let us commence on our wisdom journey of great fortune of great fortune
I guess getting my invite. I'm uh, I'm on my sorcerer. Are you are are you a max fin?
No, it's just a Thanos arrived. Yep. I see that I did it's right. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's me
Okay, wait, do you guys need what do you guys need on me? You need a healer need a frontline
What y'all want with the five of us?
I need you to help us win the game.
Oh, no.
That's still got the tall order, but I'm willing to try my hardest.
I'll leave you alone.
We have been playing for three days, Chip, and I'm not even joking when I say this.
You think it's a joke.
We have been playing three days, eight hours per day, and we literally haven't won one time.
And it's accurate.
Okay listen that's not even that bad bro listen. Yeah, that's fine
I'm ready bro. I'm ready to say
Let's ride. Let's ride. Let's ride, baby
I missed a two flight but I'm over taking some more good man. Good. I'm bad. Thank you my boy. Appreciate you my boy
This is like watching Kaisenat playing Elden Ring.
No, it is not.
No, no it is not. I'll make it a little bit more realistic for you.
Alright guys, it's power hour, it's power hour, every sub in the next hour is like five times.
And if you give me a sub, I'll suck your dick.
Alright, let's ride!
I
Alright wizards ready yourselves. What are you? What are you playing mr. Chip? I'm a barbarian. I'm okay. All right, okay
If anyone gets
Don't come in here y'all bro. Thank you mr. Party chip. Thank you
Yes, thank you. If you if you have to sacrifice someone
Take that consideration the same fucking so what I'm
I'm getting boys long
I'm getting where that you may have leaked the server no, no
You're gonna have to take these all right
What's wrong?
What?
They're up here!
Up here!
I'm up here!
We need to back up!
We need to back up!
We need to back up!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What are you doing?
We're in a cold crimson!
Everyone just stay calm!
Cold crimson!
Cold crimson!
FIREBALL!
No!
Wait!
I was actually in a fireball!
Oh my god!
I won't mention that the guy was already dead by the time the fireball reached!
Oh, I didn't see that!
I love this guy just some good loot, okay? Oh little Viking sword. I could use that
Okay, listen. Oh, I saw was a ranger and I'm not he could one tap us. He has the big crossbow on his back
Okay, so we got a little good door closer like that. Thank you. Thank you for setting the bar low for me
As you hear that best door close all today
You see that?
I'm taking it.
That's your W door close.
That's your W door close boys.
Best in spot.
Like the best item possible.
That's up to you.
Okay.
One of the later now.
Piss.
Oh shit, they're right here.
Yeah, the people are here.
No one's going left.
We can walk on these guys.
Oh, shoot!
That was a little too close.
Diggle.
Get out of the way.
That guy said twice in a row.
He said three times.
He said three times in a row.
He said three times in a row.
He said three times in a row.
He said three times in a row.
I don't know if this is a good idea.
Okay, so no, no, send it, bro.
Send it.
We got this.
Trust me, they're scared of us.
They're flying right now.
They're going through the door.
They're going through the door.
Oh my God.
Wait, we have a, we have, it's pitch black over there, bro.
I can't see.
He has reindeer traps down.
It's, it's looking at you.
I hit him.
I hit him.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Okay, you can show me how.
That's not bad, that's not bad.
Nice. Okay.
Oh, we got Skeleton walking up, all closing.
Please, parter here. Okay, this is the range.
I'm gonna walk at this ranger here, okay?
Follow me, follow me, follow me, alright?
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
What is it, my lefty?
I'm walking at this guy right now.
Hey, put it.
I'm going to push out, push out, push out!
I'm putting the explosion out of my p-
I'm coming out, I'm coming out, I'm coming out!
Keep going!
There's a team behind you.
Oh, go, go, go.
It's a guy, it's a guy.
Yeah, nice, nice. Good peel, good peel, bro.
Good peel out of you.
Oh!
Dude, which one, which one?
It's a guy, too.
Listen, listen.
Listen, we might need to bunker up.
Hold on, which one?
We, okay, we, okay, we-
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's all left over here.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm off the road, keep chasing you guys.
Oh
Oh shit. Oh shit.
I honestly, why do you have to bend the key?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, come on, man. Keep that key.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You bend the key, you bend the key.
Yeah, yeah.
You bend the key.
Oh, it's crazy.
Yeah, you see that?
I got bent the key.
Every one of you!
I got bent the key.
We're having this right here.
You think you can do that?
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh, yeah.
You think you can do that?
You think you can do that?
No.
Peanut, come get a hit at this, bro.
Okay.
I got a big jab.
I
I
Oh
Close the door behind us. Oh my god
There's show me
Okay, I see someone right here.
Okay, okay.
We do a lightning.
There could be a third around the corner.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
What the fuck up? What the fuck up?
Hey you! You son of a bitch!
I ain't that bad to you!
I ain't that bitch!
Oh shoot!
I'm gonna die. I'm dead.
I traded you, I traded you.
Nice, nice, nice. Just get my heart.
Yeah, we'll get it. We'll get it.
Kill Sorcerer! Kill Sorcerer too!
I'm killing a dog.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Yeah, he's killing you up.
I'm healing up, I'm healing up.
Yeah!
I kinda like it, I don't know.
We should not try this. Fuck you, fuck you!
I'm gonna Coco, I'm gonna Coco.
Stand by the wall!
Thank you.
Oh
I got all the cocoa stuff
We need a crab
We need to put this bitch on older bodies
I'm out bro, I'm hot out
Yeah, I'll grab your bow
I got you
Oh my goodness
I don't want to dump the gun
But I think that might have been on me
Honestly, once bro, you made it to the drill
Okay
Yeah, I stood up here like you ran at them
And then you exploded me
Oh
Disfax that's a fact in a way right so maybe it was good in a weird roundabout way
Thank you. Thank you. Just do it. Just doing my pod just doing my pod
Okay, okay, okay, um, where are these reds gonna spawn?
Uh, hopefully up top. I think down below is like 9 billion bats
I believe bats
Yes, literally
exactly oh my oh my oh right here nice nice right job guys what's going on yeah
that was the whole wobbly oh okay I'm not gonna I didn't really move up
effectively I've got a ton of heels and a ton of arrows for for me to miss you
cocoa okay good good okay wait speaking of lingo the opposite of this best in
Yeah, so if you see something bad you might something in your butt
Oh
You put the phone in the prison
We need a different word for it. Hey, it's another one. What's another one we use what?
Well, I have my friend, Yami, he wears really bad gear,
and I say Yami bis when it's like bad gear,
and a normal bis is like the best gear.
Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a Yami bis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, back, back.
Yeah, right, right, okay, got it.
Let me check, let me check.
Okay, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta rest here,
we gotta rest here, let's do this thing, okay?
Take this, dude!
Okay, ooh, small topper, hold on, do that.
I said that's an average size comfort hold.
Yeah, honestly it's almost too big.
It's almost, it almost is.
It almost, I was just about to say it.
Did you get quick minute change?
The big chests are really hard to like use too after like two.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Quick minute change.
We're gonna turn off this res and then we're gonna get, you should res him, you have more
will, so you res, you do magical interaction quicker than the marketing.
Oh, yeah, I can write him
One more the case
Okay, um Coco
Uh, okay, I'm gonna put this camera first, I'm sorry.
How's your sound good?
Yeah, we can all set it up.
Hey guys, what's up?
How you doing, boys?
I'm back.
Let me drop you, wait, wait, I should be sitting here for a second.
I gotta sit down real quick.
Oh my god, you guys look...
Oh, you look extreme.
This is screen shot of a low-key.
Chee!
Nice.
Okay.
It's like the intro to one of those old 1980s old movie portals.
You talking about?
Those are the classics.
Those are the classics.
Those are the classics.
But yeah, I'm gonna drop you some arrows into both of them.
I'm gonna drop you a bunch of quotations.
Thank you, Pete.
The fingers are so good.
There you go.
You should take these moves.
Take the shoes.
Okay.
Yeah, I think they're better than what you got.
Okay, okay.
Oh, oh.
Yo, are you guys seeing this?
What?
the zombies are doing something right now you was you doing which is he pop lock
and up in it I don't even how much sure what the big in this guy's hold on wait
a second whoa hold on I gotta get it on that I got I gotta get a turn on that
I have a ton of potions, but I only have about
10 bandages
I just need some bandages
I have some bandages
I can give him some of mine
Thank you
I'm screaming, bravo, I'm trying to conceal, watching you in the air.
That's like a cement.
Sorry, sorry.
Thank you for helping us out, Chad.
Thank you.
Bro, of course.
Of course.
I'm a nice little bit of peanut guy.
I don't think he's gonna help me.
I don't think he's all there in the head.
Good luck explaining that to your boss, buddy.
Guys, we're teammates, we can't...
Good luck explaining that to your boss, buddy.
Oh, my spouse.
He's killed me more than the enemy.
That's not true! That's not true!
That is not true!
Wait, hold on, if you had to tell me, Coco, what would you say, like, how many times has Pina killed you?
How many times has the enemy killed you, do you think?
Pina has killed me easily over 10 times.
That is not even remotely true!
You smile like he's your heretic!
Yes, oh wait, is that true?
Yes, oh wait!
Please spare me Pina.
He killed me that last game, too!
No, I didn't!
Yo, Coco, I got some blue speed brown.
He's
Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good. Thank you. Yeah
Guide us
To be fair though, this is where it gets hella intense bro like but she clenching
Tows curving cabs flex arm pitch sweaty these week
Heavy
What do you think happened if you pet the dog you get like pleasure bonuses?
No, no, you just pet him what happens if I punch him in the face you you get bonus gold if you
You have to punch him in the face.
What is going on?
Oh, that sounds like a good idea.
Hmm.
You're not just going to be so pissed if the first game you leave, he ran.
Wait, how are we gonna have to win?
You see, that's the thing.
We have to win.
You should have been so mad.
You should have been mad.
Hmm.
Okay.
I heard you're rubbing your hands.
Fuck.
Yeah, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Please
I like this map for us let a good module
I don't know all about you guys my nipples have been hard and stayed hard
That's what a wizard likes to hear
Oh easy to beat you to a one-shot G to a one-shot
Dude these mobs do L L's one shot
Oh, we fuck you know what get hit by these guys Pete. Yeah. Oh my god
Well, there's normal red box and then nightmare the nightmare mouth legit one shot you would shit. These guys are crazy. That's scary
Okay, you go there. I need you guys have locked this guy. I got a lot of people. I got four
There's no goal chest in here we have to go across that like gate area
Oh no goalie, Jess. Oh my god.
Uh, oh.
We clear this?
Don't go in here, don't go in here.
Oh, ok, ok, ok.
Ok, listen, I'm off the line. You guys might have to lean in for this.
Lean in?
This area, ok?
Oh yeah.
I think you should go and judge right here, bud.
Broad or need a judge.
Oh, well, that's a little different but I can still do the trick. Hold on.
Let me inspect this area.
Ok, we're good, we're good.
Let me see what's in here.
Oh
You know what, okay, frock the gold chest we're gonna rock okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, sorry. That's lingo right there
I saw I'm not paying attention. Sorry teacher. Sorry
What's that happen?
Run stop, stop.
What the hell, what is he doing?
I'm gonna do this again with y'all, bro.
Stop hurting each other, okay?
We're a team, man.
He's a leech.
We're a team, okay?
Yeah.
Hey, don't fuck yourself, buddy.
You don't fuck yourself.
No, Coco, no.
Fuck yourself, Pusheen.
Fuck Coco, no.
Stop, guys, stop.
You motherfucker.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What the hell, what the hell?
Guys.
You fucking talk.
I'm kidding, guys.
I can't work under these conditions.
You fucking fucker!
WAH-HOO-HOO!
WAH-HOO-HOO!
Go go!
Now you need to chill out, bro!
That was too far!
Cause peanut?
No no no, that was too far, bro!
I can't work like this!
Fuck it, fuck it!
No stop!
Stop stop!
Wait, yo!
You know, you're aggoying all the mobs, I'm not even kidding!
Where could I die?
Oh no, not stop!
Self-listing, don't speak, we're good.
I've never been told that before.
I usually even let it go.
You don't have to aggoy anymore, I'm showing it!
You can't push it the wrong time here, they can just crawl.
You hear that?
You tell it.
You gotta talk to them slow.
Hey, alright.
Oh, I got three dollars purple cane.
Oh, I can't.
You're not.
You're not, bro?
You might be like no one down here, honestly.
I feel like this is a no-crush fight now.
I'm not to jinx it, per se.
I mean, they could have all died because dude, there's like six lobbies.
They might have all died.
Yeah, that was insane.
Oh god that was stressful. I was a stressful situation when we made it out. Oh, oh
Hold on. Okay. Coco. Yeah, I tried crossbow mastery one time
I don't know how to use magic steps everybody always tells me not to do the other me this you know
There's a lot of mood in here. I still have a gray spell bug somehow
Oh, I got a cloak. I got a cloak. Oh, hold on.
Oh, look at that, bro. Oh my god. Oh, very nice. Very nice.
No, no, there's a hot fix. The game's going down.
What? What does that mean? They do these, uh, these hot fixes.
If there's a bug in the game, the hot fix of the game goes down for like an hour or
The boss call
We need help.
Oh my God.
I want John. I want John. I want John. I want John. I want John.
I want John.
Peter, Peter, Peter.
That's next.
This one.
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle.
You pulled. Oh my God.
It's good. It's good. It's fine. I pulled that one off you.
I'm taking it for you, bro.
Thank you, my God.
I'll see you next time.
Quick wishes.
He's my best friend.
That's right.
That's right.
Don't die.
Don't die.
He's my best friend.
It would be the lot that would be my best friend.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and boy, he's MY friend, friend!
Oh, sh- there's a person, there's a person, there's a-
Oh, go get him!
Get the guy who's got him!
Who the fuck are you to get that fuck out of here?
You son of a bitch!
Joe, everybody, Joe!
Watch out!
Go, go, buddy, bro!
Oh, my God, oh, my lord.
Fine, fine, fine.
Okay, do you like, you like, like, I-
Deep breath, everybody!
Deep breath!
Let's kill this guy, okay?
I'm going first.
Hey!
Hey!
Okay, okay, put spells on him, Pina, I'll hold for you.
How do you like this?
Hey, come back here!
Him again?
Wait, he's just escaped.
How do you like this, bitch?
How do you like that, bitch?
How do you like that, bitch?
How do you like that, bitch?
I don't want to expose you.
I don't want to expose you.
I'm killing a boss right now.
I'm killing a boss right now.
Did someone kill the little imp?
Yeah, nice.
My friend is gonna be called so evil
Oh okay, so kill the shrug first
I got you I killed the shrug first
You should've
Wait am I supposed to say that?
Oh fuck
You're a little person
Yo you killed a big person though please
Biddle challenge person
Quick meditation
I like this
Okay guys I'm gonna die
Yeah you gotta round for the-
Oh no you killed him he's dead
I used to hold my meds, oh you're good okay.
I got 10s of potions if you need potions I got 10s of them.
Okay wait listen, we have to murder this guy cause he might take one of our blue portals.
We have to, where'd he go?
I'm trying to find him.
I don't know, I just wonder what they're here.
I don't like the vibe in here guys.
There's bad energy in here.
Yeah, yeah facts.
I'm on edge a little bit.
oh I got a good cook wait oh it is a good cook in here someone take it oh shoot wait you
not you have to take this what this has spellcasting on it and it's a will
cook that's good we already have a really good one no no but just take a
Take an extra one.
What are you doing?
Take close.
Take close.
Oh, OK.
Watch, watch, watch.
Oh, the puppy is here!
The puppy is here!
Who are you?
Who do you want to?
We gotta kill him.
We have to kill him.
We have to kill him.
You might know something we don't.
You know what I mean?
It's like it's yellow, huh?
Hey!
Get out of here!
I've told you the first time, old man!
You've got to teach your slasher, old man!
So slow, I'm on the way.
Why are we going the other way?
Why are we going the other way?
I'm coming from here.
Holy shit, we did help him.
Oh, good, oh, good.
I'm walking, I'm walking.
Oh, good, oh, good, oh, good.
Adam, yeah.
Hey, go up.
Oh, watch out.
Shit.
Watch out.
Oh, no.
Adam?
Get away from you.
Nice.
Adam?
Oh.
Hey, close it up in the head.
I think he's going for me, guys.
I'm not gonna lie.
Hey, close the gate.
I'm not closing.
I'm not closing.
I'm not closing.
Adam, I can't.
Oh, my god.
Nice!
Good work!
Nice!
Oh, my god.
Wait, you're like...
Bro.
Last time, bro, last time we played, you know, you improved so much, bro. No place.
Woo!
He didn't do shit. I kinda hit him a-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, see, my wizard, my wizard, my wizard.
We're supposed to uplift each other, bro, you know?
My wizard, my wizard!
Ooh, oh, another longbow.
Oh, I'll take that.
Hey, did we win?
I didn't win!
I think so, but holy fuck!
No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on. It could be...
Hold on.
I want to make sure because there's an underground, I think it's a basic one, is it possible?
If they spawn down there, we might have...
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
It's hot!
It's hot!
It's hot!
Oh my god!
Just run!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Just run!
Just run!
If they need a piece, hop it and I'll die!
Oh no, this one here, we're good, we're good!
I'm killing the little guy!
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
I got this guy!
We're not letting you die, we're all getting out together.
We did it, we did it!
Come on, help us, please, bro!
Let's freaking go, boys!
Open the portals, open the portals!
We should have even got this guy first. Oh my god, hold on.
Oh yeah!
We're the first win. Our first win.
the whole time. I knew it. I knew it.
In French, listen. Oh my God. Oh my goodness. That was crazy.
That was crazy. Wow. That was invigorating. That was that was
intense. That was intense. Yes. Truly.
I got a ton of stuff. I sell two.
a couple goodies. I'm ready for
times like this. Thank you.
You know what? He's right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Yeah, I fucking knew it. I had a hot steel. Oh
We are the best see I put my goodies away
And I was mostly my calculations are correct. We have time for one more game. Oh, are y'all ready bro?
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not getting any word back that they're gonna delay it. What's tavern master?
Oh, I have a question.
Oh, I did the question.
The forgotten castle.
He's clustering, OK.
That's nice.
That's nice.
How many hours do you have in this game, Mr. Party?
It's kind of sad if I say it.
Let me preface this.
I get no play.
I don't go outside.
I have hours.
I do this peanut, so.
I'm cool. I'm cool.
Bro, I swear people got like ladies lined up out the door.
Oh, no, it's pecans.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, yeah. Down the block. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
10k hours?
Yeah, I got 10k hours.
Holy shit.
This is like, you know how like you have rust, like I have dark and darker, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah.
And neither of you have any benches.
What's so ever at all?
What's so ever?
I mean, it's like, oh, this bro.
At least sometimes I wouldn't darken dark, you know what I mean?
Like, I have that.
I guess.
It's not really sad.
That'll keep you warm.
I'll keep you warm.
It won't.
Do I bank everything?
Maybe some serious.
We keep the copper.
I see, I see.
Okay, okay.
Okay, listen.
I'm gonna grab a granola bar.
Oh, I got this last game right here.
All right, all right, sounds good.
I got the cover.
You picked well, P.
I told you, I told you I had to ace up my widget sleeve.
When you said ace, I thought you're bringing gimmick in.
That's what I thought was the ace.
No, no, no, no, no.
I had to realize I had to ace up my sleeve.
Holy shit, dude.
One game we did with this guy, we won and extracted.
Look at that.
Yeah, one game when I finally locked in,
That's what we want.
Yeah, when we actually started trying
and stopped trolling for content, look what happened.
Look what happened when we stopped purposely dying
on purpose for comedy and the stream, we won.
I mean, man, remember a couple of days ago
where we were like, man, you know what we should do?
We should play D&D for like four days,
troll all four days, and then it was just finally,
it was just finally-
I remember that conversation.
I remember that conversation.
It worked, and they were none the wiser,
And they were none the wiser.
Look at all of you.
Egg on your face.
Egg on your face.
I got ya, I got ya.
These fools.
Fool's fools.
Where's the prank?
Where's the prank?
Where's the prank?
Love the answers, prank the answers.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Oh, man.
Oh, thank god.
There's a ship of guys here.
Oh, fucking god.
No, I mean, do you see the way he was
calm and hearing us and moving through.
Listen, I was a team effort, bro, we all contributed equally.
You know what I mean? I didn't fall for it.
Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
This is all a bar is in right now.
I'm sorry. I got another another wish in person.
I'm let's get there.
I'm going to go on the road.
Then it's going on.
All right, let's let's run.
I
Just one shot of that granola bomb feed
We guys if the chipper's juice shut down in like 20 minutes, I said like an hour left
I see you guys want to try like this for something
Yeah, yeah, I'm down. I have to download it. I didn't download it too. I don't have any there. Okay, but
You let your gear on yeah, no I think I automatically we sent you
You've been hitting good stuff a little miss fall um I have a good these my missful actually yeah
Wait guys what word there's like a normal game
the way we hold on you got more that there's what there's a normal there's a
normal game mode you know hold on what why anyone tell me about that
yeah what the wizard please please nice it's been normal for this whole time
I'm Coco just ask me to ask you how would you have a rust I'm 23k. Oh my god
Yes, that's left the realm of funny ha ha
That's when you get with you line up the metal chairs and you get him fixed
is old Jesus that's crazy wait you're a howler you're not you know sorry I'm
28 oh okay wait what's this been out that long yeah I came out I was like 13
14 years old yeah I haven't played any other game since I just came out to come
along and give me to play other games it's pretty fun dying all the time
I
Very in purple helmet hold on let me hold man. Oh, that's some sling right there. Let me hold that
How old are you? How old are you mr. Party? I
I was born in 2005 so I'm 21 my birthday was like 15 days
I forgot to listen how old do you see where 2005 and he was born in what the
2005 that's like 10 years ago 10 years old
This is other streamer that would love to play with you.
I
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
You had it the whole time?
Oh my god, those guys are just railing around.
You got fucked up, you got fucked up.
Bring me the men, bro.
I'm fronting up.
Woo!
He's fronting it, he's fronting it.
Good, you just put your hands.
I mean, that, I mean...
I had my shots right there, but that was huge.
You just fucked them up.
Okay, uh...
Uh, here, here.
Um, let me look at the map real quick, sorry.
I'm paying attention.
Let's go!
Oh, oh, how about...
Okay, follow me for a little bit.
This should be like a chill-top.
Oh Coco, you like this room, bro?
There you are.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
It's the room with that one book that spawns.
You should clear this out.
There's some good stuff in there.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh, I can't believe they're dropping a hot fix right now,
bro.
I feel like we're just heating up.
Man, there's one guy to blame about here all game freaking
haters.
Come on, silence that wizard!
Not the one I just read.
The guy who's talking about silence that wizard!
Shilin' Jim! Shilin' Jim in once!
That's the Shilin' Jim spell on him in once!
They're so good. They're so good.
How much do potions of protection really do?
Uh, crock pots? Okay, so like grey ones aren't that good.
But like when she gets like green, blue, purple ones, they're like real...
like you have to pop in the fortified
and you like to get you so much health
okay let's uh
let's drop down at office like off the side right here
hey you can watch
only where's your phone
wait there's a firebreaker
careful careful
mom's where a fighter
okay play this corner for sure
i don't know it's a sorcerer too
careful
far is it?
Oh my god
We're just going to go to what we right there. It could be somewhere in that corner still. I think that skills in my
Okay, listen to the left about to see two teams fighting I guarantee it. Okay, so just just stay to stay to stay frosty
Would you need a message working through? Okay?
Yeah
um okay okay
right here there should be a team i think
oh here's a cave here's a cave okay i'll brush it i'll brush it
nice
that's right that's right
Right here
No, they were good. They were clean. I cleaned it out. Let's do this as much as you can before we death and then we just go down.
Gotcha.
Oh, wow. These guys are like Adam Mets. Shoot, bro.
Uh, yeah. Come this way. Come this way, y'all.
Coming, coming, coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, wait that. Yeah, if I were at a necklace.
Okay, we got reds?
Here.
Wait, people are still dying. People are- there's a- there's a team here.
I got it.
Let's go!
We're back up!
Okay.
Oh, it's the helper.
Oh!
kill him kill him
is he gonna see one of her bullets?
oh my god he's gonna run away
oh it's fireball fireballs go back go back go back
are you ready? are you ready?
oh yeah shoot okay
oh shit oh I'm sorry
nice shot
I have a scotch now
what what
oh nice
stand back boys we're here to lead
oh my god
WIZARD! WIZARD! WIZARD!
BE A GOD SHIPPIN! BE A GOD SHIPPIN!
BE A GOD SHIPPIN!
SHUT UP YOU SHUT UP A BITCH!
YAAAAAAAGE!
Oh my god!
Ewww yeah boy good work out there gentlemen!
Good work good work!
Okay wait bro I got more um mingle for y'all bro.
Okay chipping somebody.
Somebody it may sound like I invented this work is my name is Chip, but it's a community known word
Let's see I'm finding cocoa. Yeah, I want to block his attack with his name
And you're gonna hit one of these
Shipping someone
Wait, wait, hold on, wait, is it only like that?
Yeah, yeah, okay, but with a shield though, with a shield.
That also works.
Is that work?
That also works, yeah.
Yeah, I can't work, man.
If you get a clip of that, I can just...
Are you trying to dodge this?
You still have a lot of trading to do.
Yeah, I didn't even...
A lot of trading.
I got just three.
You tried to throw it, and one more died, one more died?
It's like you guys are just hitting each other on the field.
Okay, okay.
I
Coco, I'll boost for you, I'll boost for you, Coco.
Okay.
I'll do the problem, you're taking my stuff right now.
Okay, I'll take care of it.
Give me a second.
Okay, boost.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna do a long meditation.
I used to do that shit.
I blowed out of trash.
And Shivalry Mini will work for one, Chip.
Oh, well, I guess it does.
Exactly.
It's very well for two in a mile.
Yeah, I used to feel like someone was swaying I duck and do a 360
and do an overhand, which would go through that guard.
I used to actually do that back in the day.
Dude, shut up.
Oh, my god, Rah.
Yeah, I'm from Shivalry.
Yeah, I gave it a sparring.
Yeah, I gave it a sparring.
Number one was amazing.
Yeah.
Quick, man, teach, quick, man, teach.
OK, hell of a progress game, so there might be a lot of.
Oh, god, we got into the boss.
We have to be careful, okay?
I don't know if I lost 4 or not.
No?
Oh my god, y'all are in for a treat, bro.
There's one who...
Okay, hopefully it's the boss that I...
I hope for this.
It could be the fine news if it's the ghost game.
I'm gonna try to explain this boss and one minute or less he has minions you
You see the minions on the ground right there when we go into the boss room they're gonna arise from the dead
We're gonna have to kill them as soon as possible. Okay, just do not stop me. Oh, you're sitting
Okay, you're not stop me. Okay, you just move you stop moving you die
You're like a shark because he shoots a missile out and periodically those shoot a missile out at your head
You're striping one way and every now and then I think maybe a normal is different, but let's just get in there
We'll play by play by your okay. Oh my god. No, no, he's in you right now. He's in you right now
Okay
Oh my god!
We lost the gun.
What the hell was that!?
You just had me crochet-ed-ed me!
Yeah, that was the missile I was talking about.
It's okay.
Let's see.
No one does it the first try.
Let's go, guys.
We got a res round here, okay?
Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm trying to rest my pants off.
Hey, Peter, I don't think you're supposed to die there.
Yeah, yeah, is that show? Is it show?
I think so.
You know we should try next, Coco?
You should leg poop out of my butt hole like a bone on a trough.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, that'll help us beat the boss.
Yes, yes. You see what I gotta deal with?
Yes.
You gotta sort of that one.
An old fairness note. You gotta sort of that one.
Thank you! Thank you!
If I was you, I'd just be the hounder!
You'd better roll the bombs!
We can ship it to the potion.
So what happened to another guy? What happened to, uh...
He died.
He might have went on his own.
Oh wait, wait! Oh shoot, there's my BP.
Oh wait.
Is it there?
Is it fun?
Oh my god, I'm gonna check him out.
Yeah, loot him up, loot him up.
He got healed.
Rockpix. Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna put up. I got a shitty gear.
He's watching. He's watching.
I think I'll order it. I'm sorry.
Maybe I couldn't pick up shit. No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, you should heal up.
Oh, hold on.
Oh
My cleric my cleric
Okay, we can try the boss one more time, but I think it might the zone is closing
Up to you champ. We'll follow your lease, sir. Okay. Let's just get in there
Drop my
He had tension coconut
You're missing the teacher's lesson.
I'm sorry, Wizard, sorry, Wizard.
Sorry, sorry, Wizard.
Yeah, you idiot.
You're not here to tell me?
I'll pull the boss's anger, okay?
The boss might try to shoot me if he saw us.
Careful. I'll let you know if he saw us.
You see him here?
Loot up, loot up, loot up.
I got it all, I got it all, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Okay, nice, nice.
Yeah, you're up, you're up, and then you have to get back in here and shoot the boss.
It's much, much, much.
Hit it!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, there's another team, there's another team!
Yeah, there it is.
Oh, it's taking a shot, it's taking a shot, it's taking a shot, it's taking a shot, it's taking a shot, it's taking a shot!
Get down! Get down!
Oh, God!
Ooh, okay, we out of here.
Did we run? Did we run?
Yeah, we run. We run. We run.
She's trying to assassinate the President!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
You're doing good. You're doing good.
Okay.
We should...
Who the hell is this guy?
Is he dead?
Yeah!
Okay, we listen. I'm not feeling like we have him in order.
Do we need to get rid of him?
What's the logic?
Oh, that's not...
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I think he's...
I should've killed his secret sheet.
Whoa, whoa, what's the plan?
Do I kill him?
I'll kill him right now.
No, no, no.
No, I see we kill his other team first.
I see we kill his other team.
Yeah, we should kill his other team.
Okay, okay.
Come on, gang.
What?
Quick, quick, quick.
Listen, let me peek through this window real quick.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Oh, see that?
Maybe I'm in.
Oh, shoot.
I'm fucked up.
I'm fucked up.
Oh, I'm coming up.
No, no, no, no.
You want to run?
I'm going to get a property here, okay?
I'm coming up.
I'm going to spot.
Oh, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Listen beat them out beat them out
Listen
I'm sure you'll have a titty make this be back.
Lock it.
I AM A LITTLE!
Red, red, red, red!
Get that off, get that off, just keep doing that, keep doing that.
I AM A LITTLE!
Yo, yo, yo, I got him up there, I got him!
I AM A LITTLE!
I'm closing this, I'm closing this.
I'm in, I'm in!
I AM A LITTLE!
I AM A LITTLE!
Oh!
There's a reinter!
I AM A LITTLE!
I AM A LITTLE!
Where's my speed?
Kill reinter, kill reinter!
I AM A LITTLE!
I AM A LITTLE!
I AM A LITTLE!
There's a reinter!
John
Oh
It's cool. It's cool. He's trying to kill you this guy
Let's go back where the bodies go down there
Yeah, I did
Uh, careful, my dad is, uh, uh, well, work work!
Hey KJ, I wanna get a little 7.
Mr. P, thank you so much for the entertainment and the enjoyment you bring.
He can't budge!
Any time!
I knew it!
She, she, I knew it!
I knew it!
Thank you, Wichita.
Uh, everybody's telling you to tell you that I don't have any arrows.
You have to look somewhere else.
that's two arrows yeah I have two arrows for him hold on hold on I got 14
we just coming for more we could get a little more medium oh I killed a ranger
I'm gonna kill the ranger oh no he crossed bow though oh you know what
other than the zero arrows I also have 57 oh hey good job
just a wizard break just a wizard
WIZARD BREAK WIZARD BREAK WIZARD BREAK
WIZARD BREAK WIZARD BREAK
OH I GOT ITS HATS I GOT ITS HATS
I GOT ITS HATS I GOT ITS HATS
I GOT ITS HATS I GOT ITS HATS
This is the end of the space
No boy
Are you already on the other side Coco?
Yeah here we are
We'll see if we can get the bush
Bro we're lowkey we got like the
Bro
There I say we got the cohesiveness down
Oh here we go
Time to go. Okay. Hold on. I dropped a bunch of stuff. You go go. Thank you. Thank you
Okay
Is your boat right here out of use most of you
Once you kind of addicted
This great
Um, I got stuff you can pull out, a T-shirt.
There are a few things in this world that are just inherently cool.
It's being on a pirate ship with your boys,
and going through a dungeon with your boys as one guy is a wizard,
one guy is a warrior, and one guy is something else.
A bull guy.
Mm-hmm.
I'm telling you, boys, it's inherently cool.
It's inherently cool.
There's certain things that just, they start cool.
Yeah, it doesn't have to be cool. It starts cool
Oh, you know sometimes
Yeah, just I just hang in around
You know how I do my wizard
Think about hitting a wizard tavern later getting some winches
in my mind my wizards.
Shit, motherfucking winches.
Sheesh!
Winches on my staff.
Winches, winches on my staff.
Winches on my staff.
Winches, winches on my staff.
Wizard?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, I actually wanted to read this up.
Do I still have the winches with syphilis though?
Or am I promoted?
Oh, you have been promoted.
Now you only have winches with gonorrhea.
Oh, again, that seems like a devotion.
I don't know.
No, that's a, that's a, that's not fake.
You are now my most elite wizard.
I have a torch, you need it?
Oh, here, drop it to me.
I need to show you some event.
This is like some high-level plus.
I might die doing this.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh, God!
What the hell?
He's harmless.
He's literally harmless.
So you bring him around.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
There's a pit right here.
Yeah.
If you bait his attack properly, hold on.
You can bait him to attack and then fall down.
What an idiot!
You're an idiot!
You're an idiot!
You're an idiot!
You're an idiot!
You're an idiot! You're an idiot!
You don't really get all this.
Good work, Brigitte.
Okay, alright. Okay, something...
They're putting something in the meals of these Galaxians.
Guys! Oh my God! Guys, I don't know who's been giving milk and veggies to these Galaxians, but they are very strong.
Oh shoot that small person.
Vertically challenged person.
Oh, oh, oh.
Shameless.
Faster.
Okay, whoa!
That's not so pretty, but I think you're going to want that.
Oh, my gosh!
I wish it by wisdom.
That's nice. That's nice.
That's not weird.
Whoa!
Oh, I got a cloak!
Oh, I got a cloak!
I don't know.
I got a golden wristband.
Oh.
Oh
I just received a receipt
Where else we use the chair thank you mr. P
What happened to that one fucking cleric guy what he says
He did me that.
I think he's being tossed off.
Alright, Peter, a real one.
Watch out.
Uh-oh.
Peter's gonna die.
I never die.
I'm gonna reach him.
I haven't seen Peter die once, that's true.
Oh.
He should be sneaking.
Here.
no problem no problem okay what we have to do this one pile up at the top
I'm not pissed.
Okay.
Magic Mitchell!
Ooh!
Magic Mitchell!
Magic Mitchell!
Magic Mitchell!
Magic Mitchell!
a little bit. Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! Oh my god that's
Oh my god, okay hold on. Oh my goodness.
What's that sound?
That's not a stairs, that's a stairs.
Ohhh.
Oh yeah, here let me show you.
Oh I got floored on.
Here, here come up the stairs.
It's looking like radicals.
Magic magic!
I think we did it guys.
Oh no.
There's a hutch waiting for us bro trust open this lever bro. Watch this. Yeah, I do a quick bit of these chapters
Oh, no, I fell or did I oh my god. Oh my goodness
I think we might be able to listen a little bit shout shout
Oh
Oh
My god
Be careful here. It's be bad. Okay. He's stuck down there. He's stuck down there. Okay. Where'd you go?
Oh, I can't really hear. Oh, see.
Oh
Chasing coconut
That's a tricky bastard
Yeah
One arrow thank you the finest arrow in all the lads
Oh, yeah, take a poopy don't you
Quick, there's no time!
You gotta get out of there!
It's not safe!
It's not safe!
It's not safe!
You're the reason for me and my wife to divorce!
I missed this!
You're my wife and divorced because of you!
What the fuck did you do to my marriage?!
What did you do to my marriage, you son of a bitch?!
Don't go!
Don't go!
Aw, just like old times.
Bring the uncle over here.
Bring him the memories back.
Bring him the memories back.
Uncle Mo, Uncle Mo,
Lester over here, bring him back.
No.
Your mom, you still have each other.
Oh, thank you dad.
I've seen her in 15 years.
Dad, I'm just a six year old dad, please.
I love your mom.
Dad, dad.
This is getting real, guys.
Double-match power double-match power on that John bro. Oh my god
Oh
Yeah, how many kills you get I got three
How about you get literally four
I'm a real wizard. All right, there's a lot of fake wizards out here. I'm a real wizard. I'm a real wizard
Wait, maybe we can kill one more
more people this is only I'm too much to have made so there's just be guys everywhere
okay this is a nice thing this to get nice oh she let's eat him I'm opening
this one good man good I'm bad and cheese with eat him I'm a fudgy boy good man good I'm bad
Thank you, Bob. Let's be JT Bob less
Your patch I'll be with a patch of the game right now. Oh, no
The region is currently unavailable it says
My goodness oh
My god, oh god, what if you try a different region we're about to not lose for 20 minutes
Oh
Excellent marketing decision
Fuck none of the regions are available. I just tried four of them
Sweet we tried this fall
Oh, yeah, I tried let's say let's take a little piece
You can only have 40 more minutes. What's one of the best?
What do we do gang where we do starts at 11 p.m. PST and comes up in two hours
So we're gonna have to wait an hour and 40 minutes
that's what you want to play.
No, man.
So I will say that I want to try
out Miss Fall, but we only, I only
have about 40 minutes left to
stream. It's probably wiser.
Like Lions want to do Miss Fall
tomorrow. Unless we can we make
real progress at Miss Fall and
then a little bit of a little
amount of time. 40 minutes
probably. Yeah. I've been watching
playing. I must say Mr. P.
Thank you, thank you, thank you here.
Quick.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, we have Russ tomorrow.
We can't play Miss Bonobon Coco.
I really wanted to try it.
What?
I see.
I know it makes more sense for me,
but I think.
I think because of Russ,
we just give it a shot.
We say I'm a little later.
Like 30 minutes later,
like 30 minutes later, we just give a little stop.
What do you think?
On Miss Fall?
Yeah.
Calm down.
You wanna run it?
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's do it.
Yeah, I'm gonna, where do you get it, Steam?
Probably, yeah.
Okay, Miss Fall, let's do it.
Yeah, we've been talking, it's been all the buzz.
It's been all the buzz recently.
Miss Fall, huh?
10% off.
Oh, Miss Fall, Hunter?
Yeah, miss fall hunter. I believe it's correct. It's for a hundred. Oh
Okay, I'm buying it right now. Hmm. We get the deluxe edition or do we get the regular?
Dobby's making fun of me Shane. I'm an idiot
But why they're saying you're an idiot. I don't know. I mean you guys are right
What an idiot. I'm playing miss fall
Why are they calling you an idiot? I don't know
Hey guys, don't call my peanut an idiot, okay?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Shut up, coconut!
He's a fucking dumbass!
Shut up!
That's what you guys call him.
Alright?
An idiot is a little small, you know?
You can call anybody an idiot.
You call him a fucking, a literate, stupid, dumb motherfucker.
That's what you call him.
What kind of soft shit is an idiot?
Idiot's nothing.
He's not an idiot.
Idiots are idiots like a nothing burger
Okay
All right boss give me the disappoints your boss sorry
I'm not going to lie to you, can I just say this right now, I'm, I know I'm going to get
some alices and some of my bungalows do not like this game, but I am so fucking hyped
for the Rust tournament tomorrow.
Dude, dude, it's us against the fucking world.
You know, let me tell you, Rust, you know, in too much, too much, whoever it's called, too much time,
it, I mean, just starts to piss you off and you hate the game.
But, dude, when you take a big break and you just hop back on for a day or two.
Oh, man!
Yeah.
There's the feeling of it.
Oh!
Wow!
I think you're so progressive.
Oh!
You're splitting.
You start getting a punch.
Now you start looting it.
Yeah!
You're gonna get raped going on.
Woo!
You little snowballing to get so much hate.
Because we left one of their foundations at that!
Oh, I'm going to tell you though, we have to play slow and play our card right.
You are president and you have to be diplomatic.
Of course, I will be very diplomatic.
One wrong move and it's flat for us.
No, I've already decided I'm going to unite the United States.
All teams within the United States, I will be uniting and I will be grabbing the nuclear bomb and hitting Hiroshima.
Yeah, that's why I know jackass.
Shit.
These Asian guys, they talk.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Listen, what I think we do is we hook up with India.
There's like 25 guys from India coming into this thing.
I think we hook up with them.
Get the SIP rep, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, Chip, you love rice?
I have 4K hours at Ross.
I love that game, yeah.
Is there still time to join Coco or is he out?
I'd have to ask it's it's fall what rush if we if we ask what let's ask Cocoa if we if we if we get
it I would mean so much oh my god okay okay okay there's no problem it's pretty full they've already
denied a couple of my friends what what let's ask them to let's let's ask them to let's okay
I'll ask yeah that'd be sweet that'd be sweet that'd be sweet yeah bro that's a good bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have you heard about the event
Kind of well, I heard we're bombing
Well, wait, wait before I we continue
The game right now, right? I'm at 35%
You're gonna be a judge downloading cocoa
I got stunlocks. Oh, so of course, of course
Yeah, shit the way it works is that the whole rush map
They made a modern map where it looks like the real map of the world like Russia China Japan United States
And then people from those actual countries are on a team in those actual countries
There's a Russian with a Chinese team. Yeah, and then it's crazy
And they made me the president of the United States and I have to unite United States and
Everybody's fighting over a nuclear bomb so you can bomb the other countries and also in this round
I heard they added that you can go to the moon. Yeah
Yeah
IT FUCK IS REAL!
There's like a real news team, there's like a United Nations, there's like fake news where like, you know, there's sleep-printed cells, agents, there's terrorists, it gets real, bro.
It's real.
Please don't do anything. Please let me in, I'll do anything.
Like, there's even a North Korea in here today. We have North Korea.
SHIT!
A weed team in North Korea? No.
Wait, hold on, wait, I just realized, wait, aren't the teams made up of the country they're from?
How the fuck is there a North Korean team?
Well, that's, that's what I was saying.
Kim, Kim, go talk Kim.
Alright?
Oh, he has a point!
That's a good question!
I'm not seeing the real questions here!
Go talk Kimmy, go talk Kimmy!
Wait, no, no, excuse me, is there a North Korean team or not?
Peanut, are you fucking stupid?
Oh my fucking god, how the fuck would it be in North Korea?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh wait, that would wait, there were minds of you.
Dude, oh my god dude, oh my god dude.
Coconut.
What if when we're charging, what if when we're raiding the China base, we just, we blast our microphones.
phones, cheat him in Squared 1989 over and over again in their whole PC of
such a.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
You better not let new tech do that.
We can hook up with India and they can run our telecommunications for us.
You know, like if if somebody wants to get to a hotline to you, we could have India pick
up me like hello how are you doing?
You know.
Okay, I want to be loud.
Let's read.
Let's slow our roll, Jeep.
Let's slow our roll.
I'm being serious.
I got a guy inside the internet.
Slow our roll.
Let's slow our roll, Jeep.
Let's see this.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, good luck on Twitter, Benz.
Listen, we got people everywhere, all right?
And Indians are going to be coming at us.
be teeming up with them. They're cool, but the only problem is I heard Russia put sleeper cells in America.
Like there will. Yeah, yeah, that is what they did.
And, uh, we'll figure it out.
Civil War. Like, oh my God, it's gonna be hard.
Well, we'll figure that we'll figure it out.
I might say 97 percent.
Mine's at 56.
Oh, I'm not 44.
My second really long to download.
Mine's done. Mine's done.
I'm switching my stream times.
Can we see it?
I gotta get right about thumbnail for this game all that way is it?
Let me see here.
Oh, I do not have a thumbnail for this game, fantastic.
Okay, okay.
Let's see here.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Good moment!
Oh, much God!
Ohm!
Ohm!
Ohm!
Almost got and we are okay. All right
But I don't know if I can firm my year of AIDS
1901
I'm old very old very old
Very old very old. I was actually that's why I wanted to be in this event. I was one of the pitch. You know, see what
I mean shit if we get it we get the nuke hey don't eat you want my friend
We are here boys, we are here!
My idea about to be there.
Let me go again, let me go again.
Japan does make all the transistors or transistors or whatever.
No, that's Taiwan.
Where's Taiwan at? Is Taiwan in Japan?
Is Taiwan a city or a country?
No, that's a country. That's a hundred percent a country.
But that's close to...
Oh wait, I forgot there's like beef over there, so I'm just...
Oh shit.
Oh shit, I forgot, I forgot.
Listen, can I be peanut?
What, what?
What about your geography tonight before we go and GW tomorrow?
All right, please, please figure out where some countries are and we need allies.
Oh dude, oh dude, I forgot there was like people over there and shit.
I got this like a political thing.
Oh fuck, oh dude, I'm going to do all the fuck.
Oh shit, oh I'm going to do some fucking math.
Oh fuck.
Oh no.
Guys, I swear, I'm just an idiot, I just, I don't know.
But that is like Japan right?
I think so.
It is definitely in Asia.
It is definitely in Asia.
But is it like top?
Autumn, right, left?
Well, Japan?
No, Taiwan.
That's in China, you fucking jackass.
What?
That looks like China.
No, it isn't oh
Your president
No, we ain't no we ain't no we ain't listen. I'll figure out
I'll listen. I'm gonna look at a map before tomorrow. I'm gonna look at a map before tomorrow. I promise
Oh
It's next to the Philippines that literally doesn't help at all
I have genuinely no idea you can put an AK-47 in my butthole and give me a hundred chances to find the Philippines on a
World map and I would die. I would my rectum would explode
How do I do this?
What I don't know wait oh show you pressure play you guys are you in yeah, I can't do anything. It's just
It's so loud. I'm at 75%
Jack, can you hear this?
We mortals take comfort believing our prayers are safe with the terms but even the gods die
And when they do, our world dies with them Smothered by God's built blood, a mist that
drives to madness I knew this is what comes, as I know a beginning
must follow.
Does this work?
But, until we're a fate, we need trauma.
You're ruining my emergence, Comrade!
What?
You're ruining my emergence, Comrade!
What?
You're ruining my emergence, Comrade!
I
Fade for told
I'm also 80% I don't know what happened. I don't even I don't even know what happened
Damn it, oh god, damn.
I'm a wizard!
I'm a wizard!
I
Oh, body type one times shit.
Body type one, body type one, body type one times shit.
Body type one, body type one times shit.
Guys, I'm going to be a body type one type, type of fella.
I guys, certified body type one type of fella, type of fella I am.
Mm-hmm. This is certified body type one situation situation
Wait, oh wait, I should be
Body body type
My girlfriend Kylie loves you. Can you tell her good night?
Kylie a body type two situation see that guys. That's a body type two situation certified
Certified body type two situation
I don't know why I said heavy, but thank you
Good night!
Good night! Good night!
That's a odd request.
I don't think I've ever had it before.
Good night!
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you guys.
I'm kind of feeling the body type 2 situation here.
What do you guys think?
Yes, yes, yes, body type 2.
Yep, yep.
100%
All day, all day.
Yeah, that BT2.
BT2.
Hold on now. Wait a second. Hold on now. Hold on now. Let me see. Hold on. What's going on?
Oh, I found one for you, Coco. Let's see here. Let's see here. Let's see what's going on here.
Ah, let's see what's going on here. Let's see.
Let's see about...
I'm thinking of this one, that one, or this one.
I see this one. Or maybe this one. Or maybe this one.
Hmm
I'm gonna feel in I'm gonna feel the last one. I'm gonna feel the last one. Oh, I'm with this one
Know what that I didn't know that's what that button did
What?
What?
The addition to the game.
Um, hold on.
Let's see what's going on around here.
Let's see what's going on around here.
Let's see.
Oh, hold on.
What is it?
Oh.
I don't really...
I don't really know what's going on.
Uh, what's that?
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know if I really need to change a lot oh what that okay let's go ahead and revert that okay, let's see
Okay, okay, I'm not spending 45 minutes. Okay, this is gonna take up the whole fight. Are you guys with the tutorial yet?
I'm just gonna go ahead and skip this fight. Hmm
I
Let's see. What do I name this body type to person?
Wait, hold on. Wait a minute. We gotta go back. Yeah, I'm getting worried that there is something I missed
Hold on. I'm getting worried that there is something that I missed here something that I missed
Looking for me
I'm getting where there's something I missed here. Hold on. Is it I'm getting with this something I missed
I don't I don't think
Okay, okay, so that okay, I've been one guy. Okay. All right, let's see here. Let's see here. Okay. Let's see here
Let's see here. Let's see what's going on here
Hmm
Hmm, what do you guys need me your cake that?
That would do I'm not gonna lie. I I'm trying to
This game is weird when I open it. I can't talk to you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you two chip
Right, it's not good. Right. It's not good
What the day really taken
guys the game came out today stop stealing my name oh my god
I
Rwanda that's close enough to ronda that's close enough to ronda
What?
Blunder, broken, broken.
The whole threat before we face it.
Let us begin again, again.
Apparently you should have a tutorial to be able to run through a quick voice.
How long do you plan on looking at that?
You can look as much as you like later.
Right now, you might want to run.
The Kildon mist is coming
That doesn't guys I know this doesn't make any sense because birds don't talk but that doesn't sound like a bird
that's
Like if I if I had a sign of boys to a bird that's not a bird
I'm getting one thing for me
I'm holding it.
Why is it seeing check mark on the left side?
All right, quickly cast the spell, okay?
I did that.
Oh, Jackmine!
Hold Q.
Now hold that right click, all right?
It's not too much to say, Mime!
Holding better!
Huh?
At least I spent it out for you.
Use your brain.
Just your hands.
I'm not even joking, I've already gotten a glimpse in the game, when I cannot move
Bastion thank you it's not right you like deciding your own
Hi.
Ah!
Not bad.
Now I'm starting to believe I will be able to make it real.
Oh, and don't forget to loot boxes.
Gotta fill those empty pockets somehow.
What?
What?
All right.
All right, all right.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
This is this one.
God!
Let's see what he's got on him.
Use healing elixir.
How do you use a healing elixir?
Bam!
Okay.
Let us proceed, let us proceed.
Okay.
Alright.
Now tutorial's going good, going good for me.
Tutorial's going good.
Yeah, there's a lot of stutters. I'm hoping they just kind of fix themselves. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll wing it. We'll wing it, gang.
Lot of stutters. That's okay though.
You never know what might happen. Oh, it's on savers loading? Okay, okay.
Alright, the savers is loading. No, do you worry.
Okay.
I
Have to go for you guys
Why not
Well, I'll tab and then like open my discord. I can't like push the top
Well, oh, yeah, you gotta start this quick in and miss a bone
They are close this one and sorry
Pick up on my game capture.
Do a screen capture or change the game to Windows Borderless.
I'm glad I did it.
Yeah!
If it makes us go!
Yeah, yes we're working, we're just gonna work!
We're doing pretty good!
Yes, I'm not gonna lie to you, I might be the best player to ever play this game already.
You're the mechanism.
Well, you have had.
I do not, sir.
I do not sir this game is disabled is that guy a pig eggs
what's going on right here what's going on right here what is that what what is
Okay, all right. Got him. That's two.
Oh, God, God, God.
All right. We'll be dragging Mr. Chip back in.
He shoots for right here. He shoots back like it.
Oh, welcome back, Mr. Chip. Welcome back.
Hi.
Okay.
Oh, this is one of the exit. This is one of the exit.
I found us don't need to worry
This is not going to die in Gagging.
This is not going to Gagging.
This is tough.
This is a tough tutorial.
This is a...
This is a challenging tutorial here.
You're lucky your hunters who died a monster's kid a second chance
The best soul won't last long
hurry back to your body oh
We got the whatever
Forget the water from the spring instantly restores your official condition. I'll take a sip. Okay. All right. Okay. I don't I do such things
Hey guys I'm back. Oh welcome back welcome back.
This is where it works now.
The returning time is just ahead.
Okay I'll get you.
You'll be out of here in no time.
Man this tutorial is long.
Yeah it is long yeah.
There's the returning time.
Go give him a ring.
Woo!
Follow the butterflies.
They know where the woodlands are.
Yeah!
I'm still going on the tutorial.
Yeah, I'm in.
That's a heartbeat. Someone's near behind still.
What? A rival glide hunter?
Oh, that did you like that.
Alright, okay. I've got some type of pirate on me.
I've got...
I see eye hard!
Oh, oh god.
Okay, I see you have some moves.
I see you have a few moves.
Okay, alright.
Okay, okay, okay, alright.
Okay, okay, alright, okay.
Quick motion, quick healing.
There we go, quick healing.
Okay, oh, okay.
Okay, alright, okay.
Okay, alright, okay.
Alright, okay, yup, okay.
Alright, okay, okay.
Okay, all right, okay, got him.
It's stuck.
Oh yeah, too easy, too easy.
But I really thought he stood his hands.
Ha ha ha, good work boys, good work.
Good work boys, good work.
Now, crash this little run, don't ask questions.
Oh
Jesus Jacob
Hurry up, or you'll have to stop over. Oh, okay. All right, okay
I breathe I breathe it down. I breathe it down
What the hell is that?
I think I can beat this drill
So it ain't done yet. You gotta know the tutorial. What look at my pit. Are you serious?
Yeah, I don't know. I've been looking around.
It says escape successful.
Are you sure there's another tutorial?
I think I'm on it, yeah.
There's a second tutorial after the tutorial?
Are you sure?
Oh
Is there actually
Death touch and hold again welcome back guilt hunter
I am due
It was I who reshaped your fate and summoned you to this camp. Oh, thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. In the past accepting a new
My gosh, I she stopped talking sound like she had something interesting to say which is so I was really listening
Wait for that next thing
You're right. It is a second tutorial. Oh my god. I was alright
Okay, okay, all right, okay, all right, now we talk to do again.
much more. Okay. Learned a lot there. Talked to so good job. Oh, look. I'm honestly doing
really good. I just fell through the wooden thing in the tutorial. Try to go fast though.
Wait, wait, I think I have no other destroyer
Team feature not unlocked yet. Kill me. Kill me right now. Guys, is this where I do? Just...
Wait.
Head to the Hallow Grove and meet up with Pip. Yeah, yeah, you gotta go to the bow. Go to the bow. There's a third tutorial?
Oh, I'm going. I'm going to Hallow.
What the hell a triple time to the tutorial
Play this like Tarkov I fucking suck at Tarkov. What do you mean?
But pure we meet up here. I don't know I believe it's as it says I have your solo
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
We're going for that Gordon Chesswa.
This tutorial is fucking forever.
Okay, I gotta fix my stuttering.
Is your game stuttering, boss?
Yeah, no, my game feels like shit.
Oh my god, it's lagging so hard.
Is this you?
I'm turning off ray tracing and I'm turning all settings to moderate.
It's kind of you think I should
Okay, oh, yeah, good to go it is stuttering even more now. It's oh set the framerate
You kill a real guy
okay okay okay got him let's hit that frame rate
My favorite
All right lock it lock it in hold ship
You can pass ship to kind of like get out of bad situation
I'm cooking I'm cooking
That might be the best of this game ever!
I'm so sorry in a bit, that's okay.
Oh, take that old lady!
He's a real guy here!
Oh shit!
Oh god, why is a zombie attacking me?
What the hell?
What the?
Christ.
Oh, go, go. That guy is good.
That guy is good.
How'd you beat that guy?
One guy.
A real guy.
That's not... I'm now assuming it's actually real.
It's not real?
No, I don't think so.
Wait, was it either a bunch of Chinese characters or...
No, I... I'm pretty sure it's just a bot disguised as a real gag guy.
Oh, I beat his ass.
Where are you guys on this road?
I'm so lost.
And you're back.
You guys are super far ahead of me.
Oh my god, I need to catch up.
Yeah, I unlocked heal mode.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, come on.
Just die.
It's the meta.
I unlocked heal mode.
Wait, what?
Do I just die?
You just kill yourself.
Kill yourself right now.
No, it'll be your birthday.
Oh, no.
I only just unlocked heal mode.
I unlocked heal mode.
Yeah.
Yeah, hold on.
Hold on.
How do I kill myself?
I don't know.
All right.
Okay, can't help me, please.
In the game, in the game of Glush!
I'll get you more than we should turn V-Sync on, just fix the shot right.
You get killed by an NPC.
We gotta go report our fighting to do.
I'm back, Miss Dew.
I mean, I mean, body type, do, do, do.
Do what you want to do now.
Talk to Pip.
That?
Yeah, great.
All right.
Okay.
I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to kill myself.
Yes!
Yes!
Finally, yes!
I'm dying.
Yes!
I'm dying. Yes!
Then we can play trios
Then we can play trios together. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, I'm just I'm just done. Yeah
Yes, I think we see my fix the starter
Now I saw my comment on pn stream
What's a bird peed into a crusted sun?
What the hell?
Guys, are you...
Cut it out!
Hmm, okay, I died. I'm abandoning it.
Okay.
Return to camp.
I'll come back to camp.
How do I...how do I invite you to my game?
I think I just want to have it.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Hey, what the fuck?
I think I'm back.
We're going to work on social.
Uh, back. Do you want to go back to the bow?
I see it. What's your ID or nickname?
Coconut bee. What's your name?
Uh, my name is
Rounder. Rounder.
We press Q you know we press Q over dad
Okay, we press Q couple of times
All right, I'm coming to you. Oh, what's your day? I could add you. Hold on. Let me say I gotta hold on wait
The game keeps kissing keep me out of queue. I do that. See okay. Let's see code up be I don't see you on I don't see I
don't see
I don't see what I type in it doesn't show anything. Well, what's your name? I'll add you
I
See I see you. Yeah, I invite you. I invite you round. Okay, I accepted
Rounddown, all right
I might use a game. Okay, I accepted
I'm loading in two at the same time. Is it you? Oh
Oh
Oh shit
Hey
Do I look cool?
Are you cool? Do I look cool?
They look super cool. Oh, yeah, where's Chip? Well, I'll be loaded in here now. Okay. Hold on. Sorry. I'm bad
I'm in the solo raid. I'm gonna kill myself. Please don't celebrate that
We are waiting we are waiting
We're gonna go on a big adventure together a big adventure
Oh
Peanut more like poop not quick someone test the racism limit
Hmm
The pee-pee in this game was kind of fun. I liked it. I might need to I make you get
Turn off the chair before someone
Yeah, I might have to turn off the
How do you turn out the jack guys?
Hmm first let me say fuck all you guys
Wait, I'm under Rhonda
Okay, hold on we settings
Hey, cool guy, if you got into the chat off no, I have no idea
escape settings
Should be under a game right? Oh, there we go. There we go. Oh, okay. I'm transferring one on two and that did not work at all
Yeah, transfer mode on
Privacy mode privacy mode, okay, we turn that on
settings game
Privacy mode privacy mode on done. It literally says it disables chat, but it doesn't enabling privacy mode disables chat
I
Really just gotta do that
All right
What are you gonna do? Oh, you can just change it you can change your chat. Yeah, oh
God, we'll change your chat. So press press enter the change in chat channel
Before so we get to racist
Okay, I think my name is party chip party chip. Yeah, yeah party chipped out
party ship oh god you see after the guy got it no wonder you're alone now I
see if I did the game how you already level to coconut cuz I'm him he was
Oh
Is this them are you players five yeah, yeah, okay?
I think white crying the lips for you go in a hollow-grown tree. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's do it. Let's run it
Max making unavailable as some members are not ready
What's that mean? I know
oh wait I got let me talk to it maybe oh did you do your video drivers
be no oh is this yeah oh wait oh what's up okay hold on okay got it you use
hold on space in the school the whole thing oh I cramped up I was spamming
Like my or I'm so fat dude. Oh, it's getting there. Yes, that's okay
Wait, it still says wait no, I didn't come girl. That's not ready. Look at the top lap
Oh, we know it's me who's not ready
There's Jane
You have abilities many other one consider visiting the due to unwock them who the hell's the do
I
Know you guys aren't ready guys you guys have to get blessed by do
You guys you guys are the ones that are ready
You guys have to get pressed by two
Press Q and press space, press Q and press space
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Go get it!
I'm running up, I'm running up
You fucking should be ferned by the king of pressure game
All right, there we go. There we go. Good work, team. Good work.
Fall us. Listen, fall us.
Where you guys going? Are we not going on the events together?
We're going to do three separate bugs.
I'm pretty well alive.
Why are we doing three? So this is...
Peace out, brother.
We easily can all sit in one car.
How about this, bitch?
Shit.
How about this, ho?
Papa Lucy Dootsy.
One man boats.
I don't think I love you. I don't know how fat you think I am.
Here we go.
Wait, that was a dark and darker sound effect.
Here we go. Here we go.
Guys, here we go.
I got a big hammer, bro.
Let's get busy.
Oh, shoot.
Why is there like no audio?
Dude, that's your hobby.
Honestly, I keep getting...
Let me turn some off a bit. Give me a sec.
You see oh, oh, he's hitting spinning. Oh, I think you I'm on it. Bye. I'm like
Hey, all right, give me what you mean one second game was
Okay, huh? Okay. We got it. We got him body, bro. Okay. Okay. You know what to do, bro
Now we're time
I'm on a great day for you to lie.
Nice to kill, though, for you to do this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you watch me.
I
Where's the chest hold on they hold up wait is your real guys in this in this yeah, yeah
There's real players here team kill with bombs. We have your bomb
So not I think someone says boss to level five
Oh, I got a blood found cypher a blood found side fan. I have a legendary out of whatever the fuck that means
Let me see
I don't know
Hey, where we going down where we go now?
There's different classes in this game. Like what am I a fighter you're a wizard and I mean what is your vision?
I think I'm a fighter too. Okay. I didn't know you could do those different classes. I think you talk to a lady to swap
I'm a lady. Oh
Sorry
Party time to you. Do you need to talk to my dad too? I got you there. I got you there
What the hell is this guy doing?
What the?
They're fucking me! They're fucking me!
They're fucking me!
I'm blocking them. Hold on.
Don't worry. They've been dispatched.
Don't even try to press.
They got it.
See you back.
Ooh!
Coco, you might want this, bro.
Oh, you already got one, huh?
You got there!
Double hammered out.
Oh shit, what's that?
WIZARD!
WIZARD!
WIZARD!
WIZARD!
WIZARD!
WIZARD!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Oh fuck!
WIZARD!
Oh my god!
I wanna die!
I got you! I got you!
oh my god, good luck guys, oh my god, oh my god, what the, yo, oh my god, is everyone
dead?
Come back baby, don't worry
Oh
I feel my tornado, let's say it.
TOY VEDO!
17 damage!
He can't take much more of this.
He can't take much more of this, boys.
I'll say that right now.
Okay, all right, quick, quick healing person.
He's going to work.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Geez.
Ooh, what an identity.
Holy.
Obsidian Raven.
Wait, someone has to loot that.
Oh, I got that.
I got that.
Oh, I will leave the job.
I will burn it.
It's just a time.
I will burn it.
Thank you. Thank you. You are welcome.
You're doing my part.
I'm just I'm just landing around.
How do you know what I got?
We can't push on the mid-times.
I don't think so.
Oh, I just pressed R.
Oh, I'm spamming. All right now, bro.
Only we have three of them.
How do we uh, I don't know where we go through here.
Where do we go?
go okay where are we I press the map okay okay guys let's go over here let's
over here oh guys I got a cool thingy I got a thing I got something I got a
half purple hat
oh my god you see my purple hat yeah you look sick right now thanks boss
Oh, yeah. There's a little bit. There's a little bit. There's a little bit. There's a little bit.
Oh, that's my hero.
I see what's going on up here.
Smug face.
See what's going on up here.
Okay, really?
Hey, I'm dead. I'm dead by the way. I died.
I'm dead.
Kill him.
Yo, run, you beast!
I'm running for your boss, Frank!
Please!
God, Jess!
Why'd I believe you so quickly? I didn't even think about it.
I just didn't, bro.
We're coming, Mike. We're coming.
Hey, guys.
I'm here to take care of you
Let's go up here to a comfort. Oh, we kick me the face
Get a little over here
We're coming back
Oh, hold on what you got what you got?
Good stuff. She's up here
She kinda seems strong, be careful.
That isn't a lead.
Oh shit.
She looks like a lead.
Oh, it's alright there.
Not ready right now.
I'm gonna help!
Hey, man.
Do we...
Kill or...
Okay.
See you later.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I guess I'll go live.
Now hold on, where the...
Oh shoot!
I
Guys you guys have heels
No guys, wait for me guys!
Later loser!
Guys, I have no way to come down!
No no no!
Don't send it back up, don't send it back up!
Wait, can we even hit this?
Wait, I think you're fucked.
What?
I'm coming down!
No, we're coming up!
Okay, the hell.
Thanks boys, thanks boys, thanks boys.
Get blues first.
What is blues guys?
Yeah
How many heels I was that
This looks like there's a guy's every gets one heel for that box right there
What box?
Wait, where's the box?
We can't go in there.
We got one of the dead magic shit!
Magic!
Well, I found out I can't mute while I'm playing this game.
I'm gonna play this game.
I'm gonna play this game.
Hey, guys, I'm opening something.
I'm opening this.
It's the Magic Box!
I don't know what that was I don't know what that was oh god oh god oh
I
That run is a mystery. I forgot you
Hey, what boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy
What moment?
Okay, cool. We'll just do a fire ball with me and dad
Okay
Thank you so much, I appreciate that, I appreciate that.
Thank you so much, I appreciate that.
Thank you Mr. Crunchy God, I appreciate you brother, thank you my boy.
Thank you Mr. Crunchy God, thank you.
Man, good up man!
Robbin is secular, he said Peter had gone for a few hours.
He's the one who's supposed to be here the most.
Bro, look at that.
What are we, man?
I actually don't...
Oh!
Wait, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh my God!
GG bruh, GG bruh.
OH, WHERE IS HE GOING?
Wait, you killed your good.
He went back inside.
You guys scared him with my aura.
Love G.
Love G.
You guys scared him with my aura?
I genuinely think there's a 0% chance he killed his boss.
So what's the problem?
100% chance we killed him.
And pride!
I'll take the first strike.
I took one damage, but I'm not even sure what it's doing, it's so over.
That is happening, boys!
Oh, shit.
Don't worry, I'm out of ammo.
Retreat! Retreat!
Retreat!
Don't worry, it's all up to me.
I got it.
Retreat!
Don't worry, I'll read it, I'll have an up-dodge, and I'll be giving you guys.
Oh, god.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, Coco, I'll stick it, bro.
What the hell is he saying?
He is dead.
He is dead.
Are you guys are not dead?
No, no, no, well, it's not good, sir.
There you go.
I'm dead.
I'm dead again.
I'm dead again.
I'm gonna crawl over here.
I'm only dead because Coco threw fireballs at me
like that on John.
That's not true.
He's bad.
He's bad.
He's bad.
You're bad.
You're bad.
Oh, shoot.
Oh my god.
Come on.
You guys, should we revive us?
Revive us?
Revive you guys?
I see a small photo of you.
Have an idea.
Hold on.
How did you do that?
I disabled that!
How did you do that?
That might be cool, let's go try it.
Honour of peanut bread.
Okay, yeah, fuck it. Let's just go again then.
Alright, hold on. Let's just die.
Here. Let's just die.
Yeah, I mean, this guy might be a little too...
Holy shit.
Missfall paid.
He got 100k to pay this game.
So you don't understand how many idiots are gonna believe that!
I understand. I understand what you're doing.
What is the matter with the game chat?
You don't understand. You don't understand.
You don't understand, sir. You don't understand.
You don't understand. You don't understand.
Okay, we're going to camp.
What the hell?
We're one of the players, guys. Where do we go to fucking camp?
I don't know. I don't know.
It's looking a lot.
Nice. I'm not going to lie to you.
If I was given a second chance, I could beat that much, one day.
100%
100%
Wait, I'm gonna eat it. Wait guys, guys, I'm not gonna lie to you if we go back then we'll beat that boss 100%
100%
But I want to find people. Oh, go to the gold chest
The gold chest? Where's that?
That's where you go to find people
We'll go, we can go
Let's go, let's go fuck some guys up
Let's go, let's go, let's go, start it off, P
Start it up, start it up
Oh, hold on, some members are ready yet
Oh, shoot, wait, was it?
Yeah, I'm running up.
Hold on.
I got it.
Ready.
Ready, ready, ready.
You're even treating it like it cannot be brought back
into the match.
What I would say I'm gonna oh
We had that bird in our butthole
But he don't can you can't slow quick. I'm gonna change my class. Oh, I don't know is even going I
Don't I don't know it says we're not ready
He told me why should I started or no?
Fuck it. Fuck it. Let's go
the mobility is pending unlock consider visiting do what the hell is going
on right what the hell is all is
was she blessing
There's talent and there's skills.
What is that?
It looks like a talent school.
You guys, I'm being blessed right now.
No captain, no.
Yeah, I got blessed.
On a second.
On a second.
Oh my God.
Are you going to the little lady to do it?
You're not carrying a key line.
Can you, can you ready up?
I literally don't think I can ready up.
As a hoax.
Okay, we're saving up blessing right now.
I use them here. We're gonna die tonight. I
Gotta leave my team real quick
Guys this is too complex me to the point when I'm half truck. Yeah
This is too godlike like wires bar. This is too complex
This type of died I
I
He's leave your team before switching class. Yeah, we were team
But I like my team
Okay, I left you guys, I loved you wait all night
We why do we
You ready on Gunman right now?
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, Pa Pa.
Ready now, let's go.
Okay.
The shots go crazy right now.
No, I'm not carrying out heal items.
I'm saving me.
I've got it.
Here we go.
Hey hunters, how's it going?
Welcome in, Mr. Gimmick, welcome in.
Hello.
Are you playing this mod as well?
I was, I was, but it's only free.
Check in on how things are doing. Pop in the stream, you're all looking particularly nude.
This might be my last run.
So if you want to do a tap in after this?
Is it going to be a user play?
I mean, yeah, I'm down. I'm not streaming, but I'll play. I'll play. I'll play if you're still going.
well let's let's tell all the chicks I okay where the people at yeah no
pressure I didn't get in I just came to make sure being so bad at the game
that's very good the game nope nope you know how we're very good the game
we're so even call us the back is he the birthday today is not my birthday they
They say that every day is a happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to David.
Happy birthday to you.
And many more.
I'm turning 25 today.
Y'all and stuff will new by leaving.
Incredible.
Incredible.
I'm already dead. I'm already dead. Oh my god. Hold on god. Don't do that. Okay. Oh my god. He's killing me. Okay
I'm talking
All right guys guys just just not speak on that guy
Okay, all right, okay, I'm gonna head over this direction
I'm gonna go this way
This is so vindicating okay dark and dark okay
I
Watched you guys play this dude. We were slaying today and watching this. You know, I just say it's a little vindicate
And we inside the two times of darker darker today, mr. Give it a shot on that get me. Yeah
Oh
Wait wait chip. Were you playing with us? No, no boy join that before?
Oh my god.
They got another hug master.
This guy's good.
Yeah, I was like, why he's moving crazy, bro.
Oh god.
Oh no, Peter, stop, no.
Oh god.
He's feeding, though.
Oh, we are just dead.
I mean, this is brutal, bro.
Peter, no, I got you, brother.
Thank you much. Thank you much.
Oh no.
He spotted four traps.
Oh my god, can I get your car, maybe?
Oh yeah, come here.
Why don't you come here,
might have to get me the other guys on you.
Thanks, boss, thanks, boss, thanks, boss.
Everybody, you need a loot gear before fighting.
It has attack and defense, boss.
Come on.
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
They're down.
I'm gonna die too, honestly.
As long as you go for me.
Come on, come on, come on, please, please, come on, please.
I'm so tired of this as I go.
I
Oh my god, it's my P.J.
You're doing great, Mr. Coke. You're doing great.
He's my body in the shield, bro.
I'm coming back, Wigan!
Help!
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
I should have talked to you about the patrolling, bro.
Oh, come on!
I'm coming back, Wigan!
Help!
Do you want to try to rescue me?
Yes, yes, yes!
I'll beat you, take care of your puppy!
I'll beat you, take care of you!
Please, pop a peanut!
I got ya, I got ya, I got ya!
You're back in bed in the never!
Yeah!
I'm feeling it, bro.
Let me out of here.
There she is!
Poornado!
I'm fucking him up!
Oh, where am I?
We're getting him good, gang!
Actually, I think we're about to kill him.
we can do this we can do this he's like he's like charging up how do I do my
area of attack oh shit oh yeah yeah I can't wear the brothers
I can't wait to boot you there.
Wait, these are for Fairbors.
Coco, take the boots.
Coco's here.
See these boots?
They're right down here. I'm dropping them right here.
Dropping them right here. Here you go.
Dropping them right here.
But then drop them.
No worries.
No worries.
No worries.
You're gonna
There's another big guy right behind by the same guy
I'm not even joking look at the game. I knew he's right there. What do we do? Oh my god? Oh
Shoot
Guys guys guys guys guys guys. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. I swear we just charged the best boss of the game
retreat
Yeah, so we're about to bat in and listen to some boss coming.
It's just GG, bro.
He's down!
Oh!
Yeah, you see that?
That's bro.
Hey, why would you do that, bro?
That's movement.
That's movement.
What's that sound?
Oh.
Are you going to lose?
What, those players are there?
Wait, those teams are team or something.
Why?
Is a team?
Where?
Where?
Where?
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's like a group of people that look like, oh, that's kind of...
Really?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
No panda coming.
Oh guys, I got a cool shirt.
Whoa.
Wait, I think I'm gonna be like pushing us, no troll.
I just got a really cool shirt, I can't even die anymore, I've got time to think.
Oh no!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god, oh god.
Oh no.
Not allowed!
Yo, where's Poco?
Where's Poco?
I'm giving it to him!
Oh my chicken oh chicken. I'm not gonna lose everything. I'm looking at all that is what it is. I got some heels, too
Yeah, you're here. You guys just have another guy. There's another real guy
He's fighting some devil's balls
I got the ball confused
Oh my god, another guy!
Oh, what?
Oh, he's just going in, he's just going in.
Circle!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Nice.
Circle!
Wait, I have a circle for loss.
Circle!
Am I doing damage to it?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
We're pretty good, we're pretty good.
We are the best ever play this game hold it's here you see what you see boys
We got a crazy yeesh
I'm getting one of those words three of the top ten players in the game right now
Shit I believe it
Wait guys hold on hold on
One little hiding spot look at me look at me
I've used the ball to our advantage
What what?
Hold on hold on
Wait a second hold on wait a second
Wait a minute hold on. Yeah, I
Click click G click G
GG I give gene I
Hear something. What's that thing I hear? I don't know. I do hold down. She I don't know
Hell yeah, I killed the old lady
the fire. It's hot.
He's out.
God give it up the biggest day.
Oh my goodness. I'm
dropping on him.
I need that! I need that printer staff! I need that printer staff!
I'm gonna open this door right here! Are you talking to me, Pete?
I'm just gonna put the printer staff right there!
I'm gonna have it!
How are you using a bow?
I'm just expecting you to take this bow to this bow is for you!
I need the printer staff!
Oh shit!
it is anyone of our shields guys you took your business job of this guy I don't
have I definitely don't have it I'm looking at it right here oh wait I never
grabbed the boots I gotta grab the boots she would take our step oh I took it I
took it you son of a bitch here we go here you go you son of a bitch show it
the whole time with does anyone have a heels or no I'm looking on what it should be
could be that um how he was right here maybe here I don't know I think this is
here okay just send me in I only owe us oh shoot let's go out over here where
Oh, man
The dragon warrior
We guys need a verdant ground key. Does we have a verdict found here? I don't think so. I don't think so. Oh
Wait, well job. Oh shit
All right, we're gonna grab guys guys and he has to be here take a bite be mine
if
If this is called bird in grounds, where else would the burdock rounds TV?
It's a month
Oh my god, I like she might be the best wizard ever. Oh my god. I'm crazy. I'm crazy this game. Oh, okay
Circle
No, I got one
Stupid bitch
Just doing my part
I
I remember this
You want to get out of the bot lobbies for more aggressive rounds
Yeah, how do I guys how much I will play I think right
I'm do have heels. You guys did just those are real players. They're getting trolled those aren't bots
You just build a bunch of that new crew
There should be five teams ever every round. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I had tons of PvP tonight
And half of them are completely useless individuals that you'll stop through and then every once in a while you'll find literal gods
That will drag your body through the earth. How I
Take this oh
That oh my god
Please spare me, please
No, I actually do have some heels. I do have some heels. Oh you do. Oh, yeah
Oh no!
Oh no, look so far there.
Okay listen, listen. Guys, guys, guys.
I just hope you find a place to look at all familiar.
More guys by laser construct guys.
Does this place look at all familiar?
At all? No.
Oh, no not at all, no.
I kinda took some heat off another man, I tell ya.
Look, look, look.
What? Right here.
Look, look, look. What?
Ohhhhhh!
Okay, Cocoa says something.
Look, look, look this ladder.
Woof! Hold on.
What are you gonna do? That sounds fun! I'm going over there!
Okay, okay, remember the boss that got us last time?
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
You're right. You're right.
He's around here somewhere. He's around here somewhere. Hold on.
Ohhhhhhh! Hold on now, wait a minute!
You're fucking faster!
Wait a minute!
Shoot through here, right here. Oh yeah baby, Cocoa, you here?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
We got to, lets get up, I bet you.
Guys, we learned a ton from the first time we tried.
We did.
Yeah.
Let's be a notch.
I'm coming, guys, where you guys go?
We went there and there's the left.
Oh, the big guy.
Circle.
Chats, chats begging me not to fight this boss.
I don't know if they want me to lose.
We got it easy.
We got it easy.
Chats, guys shot.
They're about to get a Q round.
We got three times, like a three.
Oh, no, come on.
I'm doing it on the sword
Alright, is this the boss, okay?
This is the boss right here
Wait boys!
Alright, I'll put it in the door
This might be Whistler
Alright!
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh this guy is easy
Oh, okay
Why is he coming for me?
What?
You better have it boys!
Let's just take one damage ahead
It might be over
Wait guys
Keep one damage ahead. It might be over.
Wait, guys, how do I kill this guy?
NOOOOM HAPPENED!
I need to spare arrows, honestly.
Am I gonna look in every now and then?
I swear to God, I kill him.
Oh, God. If we could do this for 20 damage.
As I'm doing a lot of damage, I don't know about you guys, I'm doing a lot of damage.
Bro, we should do this fight right now.
I might be the weak, weak in this fight. I have no range.
Get under the...
Now's your time to damage this guy!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, god.
Wait, they're saying we have four minutes to leave.
They're saying we have four minutes to...
Four minutes to leave them, boss.
I'm gonna do the whole mask.
The whole mask, the whole mask.
Oh, no, we gotta kill them back!
We gotta kill them back!
Oh, I got shot.
I got shot, living grail.
Spare me.
The protection barrier is about to fall?
What I mean I don't know I don't know what I'm scared
I didn't kill this guy
Oh, I'm dead
I'm brought for you guys
I got no better.
Yeah.
No damage to them.
No way.
Wait, he's actually moving.
Oh fuck, I fell.
I gotta slow down.
Wait, hold on.
I'm having more HM!
I'm having more HM!
You must have been the one who was
the one who was the one who was
the one who was the one who was the one who was the one
who was the one who was the one who was the one who was the one
you want somebody to find the tracking point
what the oh god oh no
the game is telling us to find the trash point
wait do you see me right now
I think so
okay we'll go back later we'll go back later
we'll go back later
oh fuck
we're just waiting
oh dingle oh dingle
no no no
dingle oh dingle oh dingle oh dingle
where do we go
where's the fun extraction point
I don't know I don't know I don't know
is this the extraction point
I'm gonna go up on the door.
No, no, no!
How do I, how do I extract, how do I extract?
I'm doing a job, bro!
I'm scared.
Stop slowing, go, go, go, go, go, maybe!
Where's George?
Where's George?
Go, go, go!
I'm gonna ask him to help me extract, please.
Blue, right there, blue!
Blue, square, where?
Wait!
I see!
It's right here, right here!
Wait, wait, wait!
No, that's a quest, y'all.
That's a quest.
That's a quest?
A blue?
What's a quest?
That's a quest!
What's a path?
What does a path look like?
It's greed, it's greed!
Oh god this is a dead from fall damage angle.
Time to pick ship for the last second or just leave me out of the field.
There's no time! Just leave me!
There's no time!
40 seconds!
Where did you see the time at?
Stop right, stop right!
Oh you won't, you're not going to die right away.
The world's just going to turn into literal hell.
Oh man, that's good to hear, right?
Get in, get in, get in!
I died if I chanced I'd be W
What the fuck is that guy doing?
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Apparently I was wrong
I had a laughin'
I had a laughin' boys, I had a laughin'
I had a great time
Now, I just, uh, won't you grab me some dimes?
That was a great time.
I didn't know there was a time limit.
There is so every once in a while you get into like a PUBG style where the circle comes in.
I think that's the one you guys made then and that one works different.
I don't know, dude. I don't know.
I don't know. It's just anything I tell you.
I just, you know...
Yeah, but yeah, shut up, gaming!
You don't know what I'm talking about!
We're wizards!
Wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards, wizards!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
What?
Now what?
Soon.
Should we call it a night?
Because we got G.W. tomorrow?
We gotta get some sleep?
We do have G.W. tomorrow!
We do, that's true.
It's three in the morning.
Oh, G.L.A.T.T.!
Wicked bad good!
I'm gonna call it a night here boys.
I'm not gonna call it a night.
We're gonna tweak out tomorrow.
We're gonna tweak out tomorrow.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I kinda get into this game.
Me too.
No, it's fun dude.
I'm feeling that little tickle in my butthole.
You feel the tickle in your butthole, boss?
I'm not the chlamydia.
That could be simple.
That's besides the point.
The point is it always clears up when a good game comes along.
game comes along.
No, you're a piece of shit.
Dr. Dirk has come back in five minutes.
Wait, hold on, what if...
Hold on.
Yeah?
Wait.
What's up, P?
Talk to me.
Okay, how long until our 72-hour rush stream?
It starts at two, so we got like 11 hours to go.
10 hours till it starts.
Okay.
Okay.
It's gonna take like what?
An hour or two for the McDonald's to come.
It's gonna take about half an hour for the McDonald's to come.
Then you and me are gonna have butt sacks.
We have nasty butt sacks.
Nasty butt sacks.
Mmm.
Decisions, decisions.
Decisions, decisions.
Quite a lot of words.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
What if I smack your ass while you spin on me?
I twist your nipple and then you lick my butt
and then I hook a car battery up your nipples and you come.
Wait a second. Are we out of something?
What the hell did I do?
How long do you want to rest of it again?
Eleven hours. Eleven.
That's not gonna work then. That's not gonna work.
That's not gonna work. That's not gonna work.
I've had enough time. I've had enough time.
I've had enough time.
Actually, at least 13 times before they come.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Should take a while, yeah.
And who knows? I might come, you know?
The edge of the least
And then the car battery shit it takes a long time to get out of the car
Aren't you kind of a bad time to do the rush event when this game came out? I lie to you. Yeah
Yeah, you're telling me I got a fucking sponsor twice in the middle
for this game and the rest of it.
I'm considering whether to charge a virgin myself.
I'm gonna be peaceing out for two hours.
I'm good at this game to be fucking fired when we get B.P. going.
Yeah, I know, I feel like B.P. is gonna be fine.
Yeah.
Oh
What the fuck is this lame ass I can't say that word
Plank I don't have the certifications
A couple emails you have to submit or something
This guy, I gotta talk to that guy, gotta get you past.
Okay, I think.
KGMXO, Santa, hi, Mr. Nut, I was wondering if you knew-
Hello!
What's up, Felipe?
Chickpea and a peanut.
The difference is I have never had a peanut on my face.
I'll be honest, I should also tell my girlfriend,
she's wanting me to get off here.
I heard that, yeah.
I heard that.
Oh, he's saying that.
Wheeeeee!
Got a good nine to hat.
Good nine to hat and Chad's like,
Yeah, so listen, it was fun playing it.
Bro, the door games are cinema.
If y'all do have room in the rest of it, I'd be so down.
Send me your 64 trip.
Okay, I got you.
I got you.
Okay, you know, thank you so much.
Hey, Chip, thank you for the carry, man.
What's your meeting you?
Wait, wait, wait, no, we didn't meet him today.
I met him today.
No, yeah, Coco met me today.
Oh.
Who's the other Coco?
I've been watching your roast for so long, too, by the way.
Nothing like you, a family.
Oh, thank you, Chip.
I'm just talking a lot of you.
Say you goodbye, so I'm never inviting Coco
without saying it again.
I fucking hate this Coco guy.
I'm going GG GG.
Are you guys really playing?
If you're playing, I'll stick around for a minute.
Honestly guys we all have to do the rush man 2pm team.
I'm up and on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good talk.
You're playing with us right at the start right?
Yeah, damn right.
Yeah, we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
right yeah we got it we got to get to sleep so we can wake up we got to get
ten and a half hours of sleep immediately
we got to watch some little TV
it's not just get off the street go straight to sleep
there's a there's a warm down there's a cool down yeah yeah there's a cool down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. Okay the game crashed and it's a fatal error
We same thing happened to me really it's good
There's a little hot fix pretty sure the shaders were loading the first two hours I played because I started like another fuck
Well after like a couple hours. Yeah, yeah, they need a little hot
I don't know either which is load the shaders at the beginning like any other game
I'm just guessing that's why because yeah, that's that's what I think that's that's why
Update the video car driver. No, no, no, no, no, no, I did that. No, I'm really it right here. Oh
His name is literally John Mistfall hunters. Oh
That's me John Mistfall hunters
my arrogance that your arrogance besieges you it gets it besieges me I'm besieged
by my own arrogance that's it ah thank you pants off we get to the bottom of the
situation get to the bottom of the situation
okay I think I think we do get off since we do wake up so early tomorrow
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. See
you guys tomorrow. Good night.
Good night. Good night. Good
night. See you again. See you
again. 11 hours. Alright,
gang. I'm getting up. I'm
getting up. Just remind you
two-day, 11 hours.
Honestly guys, I'm not gonna lie to you,
I'm kind of pissed that the Rustabit is right now
because I kind of wanted to dive deep into this game.
Maybe we can fit in a little bit with the Rust
or maybe like afterwards or something.
This is a three-day Rustabit, boys.
Hey, you know how Rust goes.
You know how Rust goes.
It's, we don't end at the stream ending time.
time. You know what I'm saying, boys? We don't end at the stream ending time at the
stream ending time. It's a no sleep situation. A CNSS, a certified no sleep situation, degeneracy,
degeneracy
Guys, I'm not lying boys. They made us president of the United States
I don't know I mean I don't
I don't really know what you know how to do that or whatever
I can't pay the for the July into tomorrow or any more boys a
Burma banned the stock. Oh, he was like Sony or something. Yeah, that sounds right. It might be fancy. I think it's fancy
I'm not sure about it. Don't don't call me on that. Don't call me on that. All right. Good night, everybody
Who's your vice president?
Probably probably coconut like coconut
Right cocoa, right cocoa. Oh
Oh
Get chipping we'll try to tip it. I'm watching color. We'll try to tip it
I I I have some even idea. I'm honestly just sort of discord today. I don't even I don't believe I mean put in my steam 64 ID
All right. Good night everybody. Good night gang. Have a good night now gang. Good night, everybody
Good night. Okay. Have a good night now
Good night now everybody. Good night. Good night. Okay. Have a good night now rest up
Rest easy now, gang. Rest up. Rest easy now, gang. Have a good night, everybody. Good night now.
Good night, everybody. Good night, now, gang. Have a good night, now, gang. Good night, everybody. Good night. Rest up.
Good night. Sleep tight and do not...
Do not...
Under any circumstances whatsoever...
MET THE BAD BUNCH F**K YOUR ASS!
Don't, don't do it.
Trust me.
Trust me.
GET OUT!
GET OUT OF THE INCREDIENT!
DEDICTED!
I'm doing it in a speed-quicy-making-burner to the left!