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RUST: GLOBAL WARFARE | PEANUT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WITH THE LAUNCH CODES | #BUNGULATE
07-30-2026 · 13h 31m
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by fellow Americans countries aren't odds they want to destroy us they want to
see the end of our way of life. Let me tell you, this is a message for any country that
would like to see us harmed. If you step one foot within our borders, I can promise you,
We will not be the ones raising your sons and daughters.
Now let's run!
Also, my fellow Americans, it didn't really make sense to play that intro.
Right there, I just thought it seemed cool.
Back to the lobby.
Back to the lobby screen.
Thank you, my fellow Americans.
Thank you, my fellow Americans.
Thank you. Thank you my fellow Americans. Thank you. Thank you. Why not? Well because I'm not actually in a game
We weren't really going anywhere
You see when I say let's ride. We're going somewhere. We there was already go
I just let me cool to play right there my fellow Americans my fellow Americans my fellow Americans
My fellow my fellow Americans my fellow Americans. I'm not even sure what's actually happening right now
I'm pretty fucking late to this whole thing. I'm gonna go figure it out my fellow Americans
I'm gonna unmute and ask Coco what the hell's going on my fellow Americans one second
Hey coconut, I'm back
Coconuts not back
My fellow Americans
Yes, sir, sir, yes, we were born for this mr. President to you
I'm sorry, Mr. President, sir.
It's good.
Mr. President.
Yes, of course.
Are you with Mr. President?
No, I'm sitting on the lobby screen.
I'm going to join.
I will be entering the fight now, my fellow Americans.
Thank you, sir.
Wonderful.
Is Coco a little laggy for you guys?
Yeah, Coco is a little laggy for me as well.
What the hell?
You get the
Oh
I found all Americans
Well, they came I wait in America
Well, I'm heading to America. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Oh wait. Okay. I'm joining the fight
I'm good to hide my screen right now, right?
Yeah, did you type in the bed? I tried to think that I have six and now I'm bloating it's not gonna hide my screen
Yeah, you're good. You got this for me.
Alright!
It's your credit.
Let's...
RAP FOR REAL, MY VETAL AMERICANS!
anything about just about my goalie and mr. president
hey got you bro I bow good luck man
hey hey it's the president of the United States talking to money no
I'm with Winnie or with Winnie I don't have arrows yes sir thank you sir
You know what the winners thank you thank you
Like you have done America Brown today
Like at the Panama Canal sir. Oh, yeah, I'm almost at the Panama Canal
By the way, I'm gonna have to fix the volume don't worry. I'll be fixing those volumes right now
No more Indu-Dod, Indu-Dod!
I-36.
North Korea will reign supreme.
How was there a North Korean team?
They let one guy participate, but he's got a guard standing right over his gaming chair.
Ah, of course.
One wrong move, and he's out of the competition.
Guys, wait.
Mount Everest is in China?
Since when?
to bet right in Nepal, it's in Asia, but not they probably just
hold on. Wait, if I'm in China, should I just kill myself? I
feel like I'm really far away.
I'm not sure.
That's out in a little I'm assuming there's gonna be a lot of
out of context things you're gonna be able to pull from this
for the context of travel and time-keeping travel should peanut on a
life himself choose I will say I just noticed this is a big man oh yes would
bag me oh good boy good boy thinking about oh I'm not in China I'm gonna be
in China oh I thought a boat oh shit I'm coming to America on a boat
I'm gonna be the most thinking out of context clips I'm ever gonna see
I'm coming guys I found oil
I should have ended it, but I've already collected too much stuff. I'm hoping it I'm hoping I
Have already gotten all the keys. How do I check that fuel in the G? Oh, okay
Good good good good good
So I'm just gonna wait till my bag time it goes you know what it bag me
Which I wish I know the Ford operating base in China
It starts to start
Let me I'm gonna get a bed down to the weekend we can infiltrate China and I will
I'm going to be honest with you guys, it's going to be a little low energy for about 30
minutes on my brain.
It's a low boot.
I just woke up as well.
I just woke up as well.
Yeah.
Let me tell you, listen, listen, I'm not going to promise anything as of right now.
I'm only doing normal streams, but I think we all know how this rush stuff goes.
y'all know there's a real possibility that's here is a 72 hour stream yeah I
plan on streaming this until you know just six hours or so but I'm also
getting beers brought downstairs to me in about four hours cheers my fellow
Americans cheers brother we must not just only be ready will not be drinking
beer until my caffeine has been consumed. Oh, I had a red eye today. Thank you. Got me.
I got a little with your eye last time, huh? Yeah, you did. Oh, sorry. I'll dance for the
fun. It's all right. It's actually very normal. Quick for an operating base. I said, I got
that guy gave us some cloth. I eat that's enough cloth for a bed. Is it not? Oh, it is. Oh, fantastic.
Guys guys this board operating base in China is going fantastic. Let me tell you
Chinese will have no idea what's going on
By the way also, I'm coconut is it like a translate like how the fuck are we gonna do diplomacy with China?
Jet I don't
Chinese
You already you already built a US Embassy dude, we're one step ahead. Oh, we already have a US Embassy. Yeah, you just built it in China
Of course
They all my settings are screwed up. I think it's all regular. Oh, yep. It is all regular. Oh my goodness. Oh
We should play we should play
who's your brother, oh, could you follow me,
follow me my fellow Americans, oh,
wait, when do I get my, when do I get my launchcubs?
When do I get my launchcubs?
I'm just thinking about starting something already.
Think about just letting it fly.
I'm thinking I'm all letting it fly.
Just let it fly on day one.
I'm not a, I'm not a, I want to let it fly,
the nuclear football.
I'm back motherfucker.
Let's see.
Did you just wake up too?
No, I've been out getting Pokemon cards.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I am the president and I am outlawing Pokemon cards.
Anyone who opens a Pokemon card pack will be deemed a traitor and hung.
Oh, crap.
The first law has been passed.
The first law has been passed.
The first law has been passed.
You should have seen last night, I was opening my little pony cards.
What?
Alright, new law.
Genji dies.
Genji dies.
Genji dies.
Genji dies.
Genji dies.
No cards.
Everyone grab her off cards or it will be irrelevant to this situation.
You're dead.
No cards of any kind.
Unfortunately, we'll have to make an exception for poker, but I don't think Genji will be
allowed within the radius of any cards whatsoever.
Oh shit.
Dude, she's back.
Dude, she's back.
Oh, how do I leave you?
You're so dark on your skin.
She's like it.
I can't see nothing, guys.
I miss getting picked on.
You know how drunk Rusty is at night time.
I miss getting picked on.
Dude, she still needs some time.
How long till we get an accuser of cheating, peanut?
Oh, like five minutes.
Okay, thank you, president.
Of course, of course, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I see someone, do you guys realize,
it would be the last time they played,
they updated everybody's character model.
Let's, it's random, random, random.
Yeah, I'm, how do you guys look?
I'm looking good, you're looking good.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna funny joke.
I'm this guy.
I'm this guy.
I'm this guy right here.
I want to see pretty strong.
I'm gonna build.
I'm gonna build right here.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna look good.
I'm looking good.
I got pretty some people that guy just walked up to me and clapped a lot of freak. I'm gonna. Honestly, I'm not gonna put a whole fob
I'm just gonna put this bed down
Just my bed is ready. I'm just gonna take a little longer than I thought it was. I'm killing myself. I'll be right there
perfect I
Am almost there. Oh, Finn. Yes. Yes. Mr. P. Oh, yeah, that's president P
And it's president P to your check
President president. Yes, sir. Oh
Ah, how are we looking? How are we feeling? We are looking good. I have arrived in America.
Oh, shit. Oh, that guy's good. That guy's good. Jack came up.
Oh, my fellow Americans!
You are. Are you in the team?
Oh, shit! Hey, guys, it's a thank you!
Bro, let me get you the team.
Fellow American. My fellow American.
Oh, my fellow American.
over here let's get him in front of the team John
he's right here thinking about it's a hundred percent okay cool we said John
our job no that's not our job that's a different way I just realized I have to
hide the penises on my screen oh yeah how's mine in your face first thing I
enabled no no I'm you're you're uh your YouTube videos get banned if you've got
the penises yeah I haven't had one not dead band I'm playing music in them
Hi, Gen- Genji, uh, get McJohn. Are you guys all in this river? Yeah? Yeah? I mean, I mean, yeah
Yeah, I'm heading over right now. I know it's such a great guy. I got you. My YouTube videos get bad when we're like in the middle
We're like in the middle of a building. We're building
Yeah, the Midwest. Yeah, I'm in global and we'll get you guys invited to the team. Oh, I am the president
Wait, how do you type in global?
Well, America
I don't remember how to join a server.
Uh, Gingy, I got you.
Well, except you might- oh, we- how do you-
You can type that in your console.
Type that in your console, Gingy. Press F1.
And if you type that, you're good. And every time you go to join, you gotta type F6.
Oh, it's F1. Okay.
Holy shit, we've already got a message.
I just got- I just got- I just got reminded once.
This is not like the burpee server. Okay, this is not
These gentlemen have absolutely zero bitches and zero lives
We are ten minutes in and this is
But also he means our inlies have no bitches in no lives, okay, the lock it in boy lock it in
I'm fellow Americans. I have made it to America. Jesus Christ. This should take me to nearly five hours to build a little rat right now.
How much did that cost?
I...
I...
I married a wealthy man.
Well...
I don't think that works nowadays.
Let me inspire the American people.
Excellent work my fellow Americans!
Excellent work my fellow Americans!
Americans you do your country brown Americans
Am I lagging for you guys? No, you're not. Oh, not anymore. I typed in global by the way
I'm at the base of a federal marriage.
Which base is that?
Oh, OK.
So we have mobilizations.
Let me explain what we're doing right now.
So right now, the people that you guys are in our team,
they're a bunch of banshee.
Yeah.
And they've been running training camps for like a year
and a half, letting them.
Everything that you're seeing right now is like,
every week they've been doing this.
They do not want to lose to Russia.
So the first five hours can be kind of countries
setting up an establishment.
But what's their establishment?
We'll go on a worldwide floor, we'll go see all the countries, and we'll uh, we'll say our hello's, but right now the first four or five hours is just working.
Whenever we're full established, and we have like jackhambles and stuff, I take like a two hour excursion and build the White House, please?
Yeah, yeah.
You're the president of what you want, dude.
Oh, yeah, hell yeah.
No, I think, I think, no, we have a White House design. We already have one.
Oh, you already have a White House design?
Yeah, we're gonna build the White House and we're also gonna build a meeting hall where we can give speakers.
What little quadren are you at?
Are there drops?
Yeah, there's drops.
I-18.
Hello, my little American!
Wait, that's not American!
Who is this guy?
Oh, I promise I am.
Coconut! Coconut!
Coconut, who is this guy?
Ouch.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who are you?
Oh.
I'm not played out.
It's not bad, man.
I just heard, thank you, man.
I heard some shocking ones.
I want to see what was going on.
I think that was just a monument though.
Were you in Texas?
What are you?
What's going on over there?
This right here is the big man.
This right here is the president of the United States.
I am the president of the United States, my fellow American.
You are right
My fellow American my fellow American you do your country proud you hear me
I'm in peace now come in peace
Oh, yes, you hear it
What is that guy doing?
Can you speak for Florida Mr?
Holy shit
I don't have anybody with me, but as soon as they come I'll get them on my side
You know, you know, should we tax them or what?
No, no, we should it was unite. You know, unite is our main priority
Taxing comes later
Mr. Dick Shad, we would be honored for Florida to join us in our fight against every other
nation on God's green earth. Will you join us? That sounds fucking amazing. Let's go. Let's do it.
Oh, my fellow Americans! My fellow Americans! That's plus one. Wait, Pete, come with me. Come with me.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I think that's what we gotta do. We gotta behind you.
Yeah, we got him in the United States.
Are you right behind me?
Where you at, John?
I'm gonna see you.
I'm here, over here.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Hello!
I'm on my way.
Found a bicycle.
I'm so full of loot right now.
You have been sniped by the President.
Come with me, John.
Come with me.
Let's go over to John Jay.
He has team lead.
I just realized that when I died over there to get here,
I died with a bow on my body.
I've given China boh technology, oh my god.
Oh my god, Bobby, this is only a matter of years.
Here's a model, and for some of their best boh users
in human history, you've been a great mistake.
I've been a great mistake, I've been a great mistake.
Father John?
Give me some, give me some.
Also, I typed in global again, Coco.
What did you say?
Also, can you invite Ginnick and women's football?
Just be another, there's gambling and baseball,
Holy crap. Holy crap. That's a reason. I think I think do we actually have a base? Is this our base here?
This little structure? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's her base.
Let's have an exception.
Guys, what do we do? What do I really don't do right now? Coco, you want us to do right now?
Okay, I'm gonna ask a dumb question. How do you eat?
Uh-huh
On my own form nothing kill that guy the White House be a dictator
get bad
Go to Canada
Okay, I know what to do. Okay. I'm gonna take listen. I'm not gonna lie to you come down
I think you got well on TV
I'm gonna take a ragtag team of like John and give it to lemon and we're gonna go start getting the cards
All right, is that something to reduce your bounce? I
I think you guys should go over to the south and go to Antarctica because you see in our got out of launch site
We need to set up a relation with Antarctica so they can give us
Free pass to get that red card at long thinking good day. Good day. Good day. Good day. Good. All right
You can put a base on anywhere in the map
We can have our own little base right here
We're gonna go build a Ford operating base right next to the outside.
All right. All right. All right.
That works.
Come on. Come on, my fellow Americans.
What's going on?
Can you hear me?
I'm almost there.
Do we have anything set up?
I've got like two chainsaws, two jackhammers, 25...
Can I have one of those jackhammers?
We're going down south to the base.
Oh, we'll run into each other.
I'm south right now.
We gotta pass you, Mexico. Watch out.
watch out I see you guys I'm close yeah and was so holy they already pressed me
they already pressed me the guy already pressed you no they came and
surrounded me this is where you're going what are you doing check out America
I should murder them with my bare hands no hold on hold on we don't want to do
that we don't want to do that just yet oh should I make a bed put here yeah
yeah you put a seam bag yeah people it's gonna let's go to south almost close
What was there all right?
Oh, I'm right here with you. This is me. This is me. I'll give it to you. Hell, yeah
Okay, should I still stash all this shit somewhere? Oh, we
Would you get that sweet ride?
Oh
Get on this bad boy
It's a guzzler. It's a bit of a guzzler
Drop this shit off
And we're going to Antarctica, my fellow Americans.
Only 70 when I was an MP.
Time is, time is crunchy.
We're going to South America.
I'm actually very cool with the South Americans.
Because of our greatest.
I'm very cool with the South Americans.
Let me uh, let me tell you a little trick.
Okay, let me tell you a little trick.
You go down there, you get yourself in a bind
inside of a pickle.
You yell, Viva Brazil, Viva Brazil!
You're good, you're good to go.
They love Brazil down there.
They love Brazil.
They make it go crazy, they go crazy.
A Russian in the tent, a Russian, kill him!
Okay, once again, guys, this is gonna sound really bad.
Guys, see, out of context, it sounds so bad.
I'm talking about in the game.
Okay, see, I'm gonna have to think about that,
whenever I say this type of stuff.
We're playing,
which moderator who reviews this,
we're playing a game, we're against the Russians.
You see, okay, see, I'm just gonna have to think about it.
See, that's just, okay.
I'm playing it bad.
Doing, doing,
in the game, I was talking about,
I was talking about in the game, like,
Like, is this Russia?
Twins moderate or whoever views this?
We're playing a game where there's actually
Russians against them.
Also, I have a problem.
I'm shellfucked.
What's wrong, JJ?
Apparently.
So I thought that my sponsorship was tonight at 10,
like last night, but it's actually yet 3CM.
Oh, god, I'm getting this, JJ.
JJ.
It's only for two hours, then I'll be back.
We need you, JJ.
We need you, JJ.
JJ.
We need you.
I didn't know.
Hey, Johnny.
That's a good game, though, Miss Falls.
This was a good game, yeah.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Are we in Brazil?
I don't know.
Are we in Brazil?
I'm really bad at geography.
I have no idea where we're going.
Chad, Chad, where are we right now?
Do you see me doing jillies?
Are we in Brazil?
Oh, my gosh, I'm bald.
And I look old.
What, what a Columbia.
How do I get out of this car?
Wait, I'm the log site admin hashtag controlling.
We, oh, that's got, that's what we need to talk to him.
Rob dog, Rob dog, 3, 8, 40?
I think that's the king of Antarctica.
Okay, I'm taking this right right here, Pete.
Yeah, okay, once again, I have questions.
How is there an Antarctica team?
Well, what do you mean?
There's also a North Korean team.
That's what I'm saying.
It's the two reactions from the people that are there.
Who is flagging Antarctica?
They're probably not Antarcticians, but like, there's a lot of people.
Like, one team we have to team up with, I think, is India.
They've got some good resources over there.
And Japan has the Marineric Trench.
That stuff over there, too.
Why do we need the Marineric Trench?
Some good wood in there, in the Marineric Trench.
What a good treasure.
In the Marineric Trench?
the mayor there's some idiot asking how to get out of a car what should I tell
him dude like what's I tell this press this part oh dude I do it oh okay I see
what's going on here John is we are yeah let's go well we gotta go to
and I'm gonna secure the log time.
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be a long journey.
Wait, is there no map?
There's no map.
There's my press G, Gingy,
and then let me get you invited to team.
I am J14.
I typed in chat.
La-dee-da-dee-da.
La-dee-da-dee-doo, La-dee-da-dee-dee.
Yeah, they both are.
La-di-da-di-da.
La-di-da-di-do. La-di-da-di-do.
This map is huge.
La-di-di-di-do.
Everyone keeps asking me if I'm the right John, and I'm not.
La-di-da-di-da.
That was you pretty bad.
It's not fun.
I'm not the John you're looking for.
This is one good bag, good a man!
And this is one good bag, good a man!
Thank you, Bob-One.
Please, thank you, Bob-One.
Hey, did you invite me?
It's my concern.
Is that all good?
Hello?
Are you Brazil?
Hey, brother, look at this.
It's an ancient vision.
Oh, what?
My supposed to be...
Oh, hold on.
Viva Brazil!
Viva Brazil!
Tom, I don't...
Viva Brazil!
You just say that
Oh, could you take us your leader please?
This is the president of the US of a yes, we'd like to find the president
Maybe invite me I typed in chat again
again? Welcome to Brazil. Are you talking to me coconut?
I just think welcome to Brazil, Pete. Who you saying that to?
What is the Amazonian rainforest? Look at this. Wait, is this where the Amazon rainforest
is? I'll talk to you. The space is tough.
I know that was an effort. We won't give you that way.
Who are these guys?
The Amazon are on our left.
Hello! Hello!
Hello! Let's go and make a drive, man!
Absolutely! Let's proceed! Let's proceed!
Let's go! I am in the drive! Hello, Coco!
Let's go! Let's get into the drill, Coco!
I don't think I can get in.
I need a drone to jump on top of you guys.
Jumping the Mew, yeah?
We care!
I will bring it to you to the Brazil my friend let's go
Thank you, thank you
The way to the cocoa here
Please follow me, I'm going to the president of Brazil
What is the cocoa?
I don't know where the cocoa is, he's coming
Do you like the old man my friend?
White hair, you know?
Oh yeah!
I'm behind you!
You took the word right out of my mouth!
Yeah!
What the hell is going on?
100%!
I'm going to give the president a chance to see Brazil, alright man?
100%! Oh yeah!
I'm going to give the president a chance to see Brazil, alright man?
Hey Junior, the man is here!
Hello!
Hello! Hello!
I'm leaving Brazil!
Hello! Hello!
I am the President of the United States and I am here to talk to your leader.
Okay, you're a big talker for me.
Hello, Mr. Judden.
America has, as always, had very strong times.
Very strong times in South America.
Viva Brazil, Viva Brazil.
And we would like...
Viva Brasil!
I'm speaking Mr. John and the leader of South America.
We are formally requesting an alliance.
Together, we will crush our opposition.
Fantastic.
How can I do that? We have joined forces and become stronger each of us and just one thousandth move
Excellent excellent Viva Brazil
Any help Jessica was okay, we have everything bro. You have a factory
okay we can talk later about the things but we are we are here okay we are with
you guys absolutely thank you very much you're all very kind of
Mr. Peter thank you very much thank you very good luck boys God speed
Ladies and gentlemen, Godspeed, and if you need anything, you let me know personally.
My name is Genji.
Yeah.
This is going pretty good.
This is going pretty good.
Thank you guys, thank you.
Taughty, taughty, how are you my friend?
I'm good, man.
Go on, go on, go on.
There's a lot of people.
really hectic when tensions get high so we're probably gonna have to appoint a
secretary to handle our communications and convey the information to us.
Of course, of course.
Our phones could be ringing like crazy.
Our forces, they grow stronger by every passing moment.
I mean, hey, I kind of missed some context on what happened right there.
What happened with Brazil?
How was the talks with that?
We formed an alliance with all of South America.
Whoa, what the fuck?
What?
That's what just happened
Okay, well the next step of action right now is go to head on a cop
He was there
I'll figure that out and after that we'll go to India so they can hide hand or tell them a communications office
So they can convey and hold the landline for us. What do you think of that? Absolutely? Absolutely?
Absolutely, I'll tell you listen all we have to do is unite
Both these are three continents and then we can we can all converge on Asia all at the same time
wait wait wait why are we why are we attacking asia wait wait wait who wait who's our enemy
Russia Russia Russia is in asia dumbass Russia is in asia
Is this guy an idiot or is it?
Is it not?
No rushes in Asia.
Wait.
What?
Is Russia not in Asia?
You're Asia.
You're Asia.
You're Asia.
Oh, I thought you were.
I'm not.
I'm not Asia.
No, I see what you're saying now. I see I see what you were saying
Miss communication miss communication miss you please. Oh
That was the car that was the context like we we formed like a union with Brazil because Brazil's gonna get a lot of heat man
But there's some I'm hearing word that there's some countries that so not fuck with Brazil and how they handle their foreign policy
Also hearing word that we kind of have an immigration problem in America, so I'm not sure how that's gonna go
Hey, what do you think for taxes?
Well, for taxes, for taxes, um, I don't, um, well, honestly, I don't know if there should
be any taxes within, uh, North America, I mean, if we tax anyone, it should be outside
North America.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Outside North America.
You want to see something here?
Check this out.
North America. You want to see something here? Check this out. We must unite the people of North America.
This is the crater when the last nuke was on.
For the last few years of global warfare, the players have always fought on their home,
Earth. No matter what country you're from, it's the one thing everyone here can relate to. And for
the last three years of global warfare, you made history on this map. The one question has always
remains. What's beyond our world. Every global warfare has taken place on Earth, but this year, that changes.
I guess we have a large object coming down from space, and it appears to be living in Africa.
Holy cinema, holy cinema, excellent song choice as well, excellent-
Absolute cinema.
How do I do that again?
How do I do my things?
Absolute, absolute cinema.
You must be.
Absolute cinema.
Wait, wait.
What?
What?
What?
What?
There's something coming up in the sky.
Where?
the sun damage no but since something's coming up in the sky oh holy shit you see
this pay I respect you oh fuck I'm getting radiation oh my god it's over
we're dead it's over it's over no no no run over the water run over the water
here they're close that's the crater of the last event that's we're at the
remains of the last new that's that's where the nuke was last time yeah that's
that's the country I got the nuke I got bombs oh wait what country is that what
I'm not good at geography what country got nuke last time these guys what
countries what country what country is that what country Japan I think that's
Japan
Argentina Argentina got new oh my goodness with Argentina
Fucked around and found out that's what they did
Of course, of course, of course, sorry. That's you sorry. That's what's going on. Of course
This map is fucking huge
You give me more fucking Bob is that what you did?
Yeah, fuck you man, it's all I had four four clock
Hey
I'm the radiation. Yeah, but I'm on four penises
Yeah, you're a dick dick. Oh four dick scams. I'm kind of nice. Let me suck them all
We need to make some action. We need to make progress.
Okay, P, I'm telling you this meeting with Antarctica is going to decide a lot of stuff.
You need to bring her a game.
Okay, I got my a game. I got my a game.
I got my a game.
The last people we unite is maybe Canada.
Do we need Canadians?
They are pros in war crimes.
You're like the war crime professional
They got the war crime profession
Oh, okay, we're thinking about one thing you might one thing about it
Oh excellent idea excellent idea excellent
Oh, oh, take one, take one.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
That was a potato.
And drink this.
Oh, thank you.
Oh.
The big water?
Is this for the radiation?
I don't have any radiation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They already took fucking badly at launch site.
No fucking shit.
They already took Bradley at launch site?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
be free of yeah yeah they did what do I cut it dude he's got her
heart be hit and she's ain't no peanuts ever
this ain't no peanuts ever boys this ain't no peanuts ever this ain't no peanuts
wasteland gentlemen that's insane that is crazy we started 48 minutes ago
Look at that, you know Run's very well, can you please explain to me how someone took
Bradley 48 minutes into the game?
Good, I'm not kidding you, Pete.
So my community has been training for this event for the last year.
Like, they've been running training camps every single week because they do not want
to lose to Russia and I'm assuming all the other countries have done the same.
The first the first six hours is kind of like an establishment thing like all the countries are busy farming and establishing
but
We're gonna have we're gonna start having world meetings very soon here
Where we get like the presidents and the vice presidents and the leaders get teleported to a different island and there
Discussion will be made and like and things will be said
Preaches are gonna be had gotcha. Okay. I will prepare the give me 30 minutes notice
I will prepare a speech of epic proportions that will unite and strike fear into the hearts of our enemies
I'm gonna tell you this little pig did together. Don't trust anybody
People's work. We are dealing with some I mean, hey, you know, Russ prayers as much as I do
We are dealing with scumbags. You're dealing with deceitful
Disgusting people that do not stand for on any ground or any moral high ground or not loyal to a country
They were a flag.
They fight for blood.
They kill for money.
They just want destruction.
They just want destruction and blood and suffering.
And these are the people that you will be speaking with
that these beatings, peanut.
Woo!
Woo!
OK, OK, gotcha.
Bye, boss.
Let me tell you this, peanut.
I'm saying this because you're a very nice fellow
and you're a very nice guy.
Maybe a little too nice.
You mean, buddy?
I don't think sometimes.
I'm not going to lie.
But it takes a monster to kill a monster.
Remember I said that.
Remember I said that.
It takes a monster to become a monster for this one.
I am willing to throw away my moral compass
to destroy Russia, Mr. Coconut.
Me didn't you worry.
Me didn't you worry.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, we're on the same page then.
Let me be ready for the air before we're coming.
Who are we talking about? We're coming?
Antarctica.
So, in every event, man, just a lot I gotta catch up, catch you up on, but in every event,
Antarctica has been like the Illuminati of these servers.
They stay hidden in the shadows.
They don't really let go around with other people or talk to people, they kinda do their own thing.
Last week, they built the ice wall where they acted from the inside and put sweeper cells in the caravans.
Here we go. Here. I got a player right in front of us.
Okay, okay.
You go on ahead and you raise your...
Oh, hello, sir! Hello!
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, there's one over here. Hello, sir! Hello!
Okay.
Alright, okay. Alright, well...
Weeah! Weeah!
Alright, relations with Antarctica are gonna be a bit strange.
They're gonna be a bit strange considering they just killed the president!
They just killed the president!
Is Coco still alive? Oh, no he's not. No,
No he's not.
Uh, coconut?
Oh.
Hey, how are you?
Oh, I saw that. I saw that.
Holy shit, that went terrible.
Did they hear us or like?
Uh, I don't know. I said, I said hello.
I.
Oh, because it's something you said.
Maybe so I said hello.
Maybe you say hello differently in Antarctica. I don't know
We kind of slurred in their language or whatever the fuck like you didn't speak a different language
I think Antarctica speaks English. I don't know. I've never been there. I don't know
They didn't even speak to us. They didn't do they kill I said guys were USA and they just they just killed my ass
Well, you know what listen, we got a helicopter right here
Well, it could be a mistake. Let's not rule the monsters yet, but I would say the tensions are definitely strained.
I'll write it down. I'll write them down. Good. But note it.
Note it. Note it. Note it.
Wait a minute. Let's check this helicopter.
And let's fly around. I'm going to...
Oh my god.
We're going to have to rush in very, very hard.
Oh my god.
Give us a say.
Oh my god.
Fuck you, John Jay.
Oh my god.
We need one bit over here.
I'll tell you how to do it.
You need one?
I know! I already know!
Yeah, you know.
Go get these fellow Americans!
I'm a little bit.
And they just jump up.
I don't need help! I know how to jump!
You want a fly or should I?
You go ahead and fly. I have a little red tee.
I have a little red tee.
We'll give it an article.
I don't know where should we go?
I think we should start grinding, let's get our weapons out, let's get our gear out.
We got a playlist in my band, we don't have to take the pdp server, we don't have to
write for nothing.
We got a whole government and army in forces.
Our job is to make fucking alliances and show our face and
And tax people. That's our job. We don't kind of work for nothing, my friend
All right
Then let's go check let's go check out
Well, what country sweet what about Australia mate
We gonna make alliance with them?
Watch out on Australia?
Then check out Australia!
Alright, watch out on Australia. Let's go.
Yeah, that's what you got, you right, boys?
I believe people are setting up our navy over at Hawaii.
So we can go check that out later.
Oh, they mean bridges in between all the maps.
Oh my goodness.
We're with the UK.
We'll put a pill in it.
We'll put a pill in it.
That's definitely an idea for sure.
That's an idea.
That's an idea for sure.
That's an idea for sure. We'll put a pill in it.
We'll put a pill in it.
That's what we'll do for that idea.
We're in the Sahara Desert.
Should we let the Canadians or the Australians know that we're coming?
I feel the best view of a man is when you're beneath him, P-knight.
I think we kind of just look around.
That's kangaroos, get away from the drop bears, you know?
Maybe touch an alligator or whatever.
Touch an alligator.
Here we go.
Australia's up ahead.
Okay.
I will take a quick peek.
What's that island?
Is that Japan?
Or what is that?
fan? But what is that?
Hey, what is that?
I don't know. What is that?
Is you be good geography?
Who's that?
Yeah, but what's that? All right.
That's about a gas car.
That's about a gas car.
It's about a gas car.
What's up here?
Shit.
Oh, oh, yeah.
I don't think a lot of guys live on bad guys.
God.
Where is man?
My geography is terrible.
It's Australia.
like is this all Australia right here this is all Australia the whole thing is
Australia
Australia hello how's the hell how's she nobody there's all the
Australian Jack. Australia?
Is there anyone? I don't see any Australians at all.
There's only a few Australians. Oh wait, oh wait. What the hell?
Australians might be asleep right now, because like in their time it's super late I think.
Oh, yeah, they might not be here. What's up ahead then?
Oh
That's your bill. That's not Japan. I
Don't know
I always thought New Zealand Australia was the same thing. Well, they kind of sound the same. No
All right, let's do it right there. Oh, hello. Hello
Hello! Hello, sir! Hello!
Hello!
We are from America!
Hello!
I am the President of the United States,
and we would like to request a quick conversation with your leader.
Ah, well, good sir. You'd be talking to such a leader.
How are you doing, you wonderful sausages?
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
Is that how New Zealanders talk?
Oh, fantastic. How are you, good sir?
How are you on this fine day? It is a beautiful day.
Not a cloud as far as I can see.
It won't rain for a fortnight.
Oh!
Well, I mean, it's much like the environment we have
currently here in the UK.
It is drought-ridden and plants are dying,
but we'll get the water going soon,
and then the tea will be flowing,
lovely glorious mr. specific break we came over here hold on because we wanted
to just get a way of the land but also wanted to know what they're going to say
for this event oh okay well that's that's quite revealing isn't it well
Well, I'll get, well, well, what is your, what is your motherland?
What is your motherland?
Well, we're of course, I'm of course British, I'm from the United Kingdom.
However, like all good Brits, we have sailed our way over to here in New Zealand,
down a brand new flag and welcome to New Tland it's our brand new colonial
adventure we're going to be growing tea making copious amounts of money you're
going to be drinking it and paying a nice price ah well okay we've revolutionized
this or capitalized it whatever you'd like to call it
lovely meeting you gentlemen lovely meeting you I'm so glad to visit one of
Nice people they died upon our arrival. Ah, okay. Well, we well God's people checking out the landscape
God speed it
Hopefully fucking shit that he reached around at your shopping
I
My god, did you do that? I feel that energy that guy was no good. What what what you see? Yeah, what the hell's going on?
It's only 3 p.m. And the colonizing New Zealand other conversation wasn't just it's to the moon a British thing
I I said to the moon because I didn't want them to fucking kill us
I don't I don't know if you don't lose a British thing
It is a pretty big
Right, they're gonna make cheese. They're gonna be making teas. Oh wait, then we should team up
Oh fuck, run the fire.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Oh, we're running, we're running, we're running!
Should we team up with them so we can get unlimited teams?
Yeah, we could, but they didn't seem to like us, man.
No, they like us, they like us.
They like us.
She's a very important in this game.
get that at all
she's a very good we're approaching a meeting here this is important listen do
not talk about Nagasaki and fucking Hiroshima for the love of fucking God
okay it's a very serious topic do not bring it up ever in conversation with
these guys okay we we go with it you say don't want to cut the brist no don't
say that just say hello don't say Konichiwa don't say me how okay I will
not fiction hero shimo or nagasaki while we're in demand i promise i promise
no need to worry i promise i promise okay here we go right i'll clean this
who's that guy
well what's he doing down there that's aiko hi aiko hello
Hello!
Hi!
Alright, here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Here it is. Here it is.
Take the reins.
Okay, boys.
Talk to me.
Hello, everybody! Hello!
We are from America!
Hello!
Hello, gentlemen!
Hey, we are Japan!
Hello, gentlemen!
That's not into the man. Hello. Hello. You have a lovely home. Yeah, lovely home. It is beautiful
A peanuts peanuts. Yes. Yes peanut president these days these days
Okay, peanuts
Don't nuke. Okay
Don't for nuke. Okay
We will not we will not nuke. Japan doesn't
That was all a joke. That was just a joke.
We're nice and good at badge.
I see you said you're good for Japan.
I see.
Oh, you're good sir.
That was just a joke.
Hello.
Hello, gentlemen. Hello. Have another fine day.
Hello, hello.
We're good. We're good.
We have just checked here to come over and say hello.
Oh
We want to see how you guys are doing. Hello Kappa. Where's your uh, can we speak to your leader by chance?
This is a number. I'm gonna get a chance rate
Kappa Kappa Kappa's a leader
Kappa's a man. Good to meet you, Mr. Kappa. Good to meet you
Let me tell you any
Anything you heard previous to this event was all a joke and I would like to let you know that America is seeking strong times
with Japan a nation of proud people a
Country of great force and passion and
We would like we would like to let you know that we are on your side
We are on your side in these trying times
They're good all busy just like this
Look at that!
Allow me to raise the roof!
I mean, let us know what you guys mean!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey, why can't I raise the roof?
Thank you so much, dudes!
Thank you, gentlemen!
Thank you!
We will be in contact very soon, gentlemen!
Very soon!
Godspeed to each and every one of you, gentlemen!
All right!
I'm glad to be in contact with you!
You're too long to stand now!
I can't see a thing!
Okay, okay!
And we'll be in talks!
We'll be in talks!
Bye-bye!
Godspeed, gentlemen!
Anything, anything!
You just let me know personally if you need anything at all!
We seem to be running out of Japan. We're good for it. We'll pay you back guys.
I got a little bit, not much.
That's enough, that's enough.
Thank you gentlemen, thank you gentlemen.
Godspeed!
And we will be back!
You'll be back soon!
Godspeed, gentlemen!
All right, we are no longer duking Japan. Honestly, I think I do. Now, let me tell you something,
Mr. Coco. You keep your friends close, but your enemies close. Okay, we're being shot
by China. Oh, my God. Oh, whatever that is. Okay, okay. You want to go talk to China?
Oh
Okay, well, you know what we're heading to right now, right? Oh, where were we going?
Well, that's Korea where that's Korea
That's Korea
But there's a telly that that's Korea. There's a sign ice
You know, no, no, no, no career. Okay. Remember what they typed in the chat earlier boss
I'm Korean, of course, trust me.
Okay, talk to them if we need.
Where do you speak Korean?
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Oh
Oh fantastic. Yeah, he's coming back. He's coming back. Yeah
Oh, thank you, good shit. Thank you. Oh, yes, you should wear this. Oh, thank you. Thank you much warmer
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very kindly
What's up, how you doing?
Very, very, very sweet.
Yeah, any bluer is right here.
The Supreme Leader is entering! The Supreme Leader is entering!
Hello!
Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello!
Come here! Talk to me! Come to me!
I am honored to be in the Supreme Leader's presence.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
We have traveled far and wide from America to speak with you today.
Yes, what would you like to talk about?
We would like to join forces together!
I'll show you, gentlemen!
Really? You say that?
Strong and powerful people!
And we know, we knew!
Okay!
And you, gentlemen, would just the right fit for the lives!
That's why we flew straight here!
Okay! I like that!
I can do that, okay?
I can do that!
But listen, first, I have to fuck this coconut!
What?
They're sick of my online!
Proceed!
I have to fuck this coconut!
Proceed, proceed!
No, coconut is my G, dude.
He's my G!
You want-you allow me?
Alright, coconut!
No!
I'm taking my pants off, bend over!
No, no, no!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm gonna do this!
No!
We can't fix this!
What a beautiful imagination!
Coconut, just bend it!
Let me just feel it! Let me just feel it! Let me just feel it! Let me just feel that!
for America. Oh, let me smack that ass. Oh my God. Oh, yo. And our alliance is... Hey,
dude, it's your lane. Thank you. We can now shut the alliance because we shake my hands.
Shut your hands. Shake my hands. I haven't figured out how to do that yet. Here's the
closest I've got. Okay, so what would this alliance bring? What would the good fortunes
in a bountiful harvest, will it?
A bountiful harvest, and let me tell you,
there will be communication, talks, resources.
When you need help, we'll help you,
and when we need help, you'll help us.
But the final and most important thing
is our final strike against the Russians
or any adversary, and that matter,
that we will strike together with the force of a thousand lions.
Yes!
Yes!
Fuck the Russians!
Fuck!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Yes, fuck the Russians!
Fuckin' incognito!
Yeah, yeah!
Thank you gentlemen, thank you subveneer!
North Korea would never do something that evil.
Thank you subveneer, thank you gentlemen!
We would never do anything like that.
We're good men.
Are you all stuck? We have to move in.
Oh, shh.
We're gonna cross you, we're gonna get in the ground.
Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you. This is going really good
Listen up, hope you're not my fellow American
We all have to make sacrifices for the betterment of America today was your day tomorrow in a seven ounces and one day will be mine I
Honor you
American
You know what I do it a hundred times for America. That's what it took
I cook away we go in there we go down rush top we don't want to be here these guys are here to be
It might be the enemy PD but doesn't stop us from talking to them
Well, we're gonna lose our helicopter because I'm not making an alliance with the Russians.
No, we're not. But I figure we get away of the land. We don't have to talk to them.
We can fly over and look at what communism has done to this fucking country.
We'll get back to it.
Oh, God.
We'll get this place planned.
Dude, actually, land so I can pick up my spit. This place doesn't deserve my spit.
What's the place, the McDonald's?
Hello, hello!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You guys have a chance for a chat!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, we can chat!
Okay, okay.
Do you want to land somewhere maybe safe for them?
Like, uh, safe zone?
Let's land!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll just land here.
It's a wizard rush in.
Is this the Vice President and President of the US?
Yes, President and Vice President. We are out today making diplomatic relations.
Yes, I've been watching you guys. Japan, North Korea.
I've been heard you guys don't really like the Russians. What's going on?
the Russians are a despicable communist in my small
communism in my small look at this place there's no soul in here look around we
hate the Russians look around this is a desolate wasteland of nothing there is
no hope no pride mm-hmm okay so what was your plans here then what were you
going to do against Russia?
Mucant.
I can't.
Really?
Yes.
That is our plan.
A thousand percent.
We will invade this country by land to show that we've dominated enough and it will drop
the nuke as a cherry on top.
They do not deserve this country.
Absolutely.
This will be America's final year.
He is prepared to shed blood because your players will die here.
It won't just be the Russian players.
Let me tell you something.
I believe the judge.
Because some objectives are worth sacrificing your life over.
And this is not only one of them, but a best case of the scenario.
We will take this land by force.
Better than die for nothing.
I guarantee you, Mr. Pickle, I guarantee you that not a single death will be in vain.
We will be victorious.
Okay.
I like to hear it.
Is there anything you guys want to say off the air?
Any chance?
Off the air?
What does off the air mean?
Off the air.
It's on the record.
Wait, is this going to be a broadcast?
No on record.
Wait, as everybody said, off the air.
You want to say off the record.
Is that what you guys said?
Stand off the air!
Yeah, you want to say off the record.
Oh shit, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We had no idea, we had no idea that we were on record.
Oh shit.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Is that all on record?
Wait.
Maybe.
Fucking double down.
We're nuking Russia!
We're blowing the shit out of this place!
Hell yeah.
Is there anything you guys want to say off the record?
place
Is there anything you guys want to say off the record though?
Off the record? No, no, we're currently just getting away with the land, we're checking out all the countries, we're being diplomatic in our approach, but the approach is simple, is to take our comrades and put them face to the fucking earth and get these Russians out of here.
USA will pur-
I like the sounds a bit.
I see you guys in the back.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
Hell yeah, brother.
Hell yeah, brother.
Ah, fuck him.
Fuck him.
We're fine.
Alex head back to base.
Head back to the White House.
See what's crack-a-lackin
Let's get back to the White House. Well, I want to get to I know you said we don't have to farm but I said what the hell is John doing?
When John is going over to Europe right now across the bridge
We're like above Poland or something.
John's right there on that bridge, do you want to go there on that bridge real quick?
what's going on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
shoot the hell John John
oh you pass him oh hey John how you doing
he's right here use walk glasses and time frames
You're dead!
Excellent word, John, you do your country proud!
I have no idea! I was going to find gimmick in Lemon!
I did the south of us, yeah.
You just go to the beach and talk about it in other countries?
Yeah, we read in front of alliances.
Thanks boss, thanks boss.
I don't know what they're doing.
We should, you know what?
We should probably all group up,
which wants some missions.
Let's get some loot.
That's what I was thinking.
I've just been being forced gump.
I was running.
Oh, all right, Coconut, do you have things to do
or do you want to come to an ice?
Because I'm just gonna run there.
I don't want to do the helicopter no more.
Excuse me, losing.
Okay, okay, you guys do your thing.
I'm gonna go check in with the,
with the USMC, how it's going.
Shout it to your judge.
I'll catch up with you guys later then, yeah?
sounds good sounds good
30 food no i have no food
i got this buddy costume
what do you think about that
oh my god the squeaking is gonna drive me fucking nuts
we gotta pair up with mr gimmick mr lemon quick
Oh
Damn they definitely did you just see that barrel they definitely buffed the loot holy crap people are gonna get started
We took a good time oh
This is Bob. Oh, yeah, this is Bob
Maybe we do
We should be some mushrooms over here boss
I have some mushrooms over here
I never will lose you
I'm taking off I'm already I'm already tired of as well
We are she we should probably all unmute in the disco. I can use crossbow that might be a
year
Thank you, boss. Yeah, you want to mute. I'm gonna be on you too. Oh, we should talk to you. We want
Hey, yeah, I can hear you.
We good.
I don't like to be starving.
We need to find food ASAP.
There should be some mushrooms.
Let's just give him one.
He's right there.
Oh, hello, gentlemen, hello!
Hello!
You're back!
Oh, hello!
Oh, looking particularly new.
It's OK.
Be well with what?
Oh, I need food.
I'm starving.
Awesome.
Honey, eat a potato, little pumpkin.
Thank you for the little water.
Thank you, dude.
Will you take all that you piece of shit?
Are you guys starving to death?
No, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
There was John.
I could cook a little hot.
We are definitely the dudes going by the way.
It's your turn, Sal.
Oh, wow.
Hello, Mr. gimmick. Hello?
Hello, hello.
I ran all the way across.
dangerous
This guy you hear me now, can you hear me now?
Guys, what what should we do? What what can we do that would further the
the United States the quickest
Well, we talked to Brazil and the Spartans both very powerful groups. Sparta's right down there
Well, we're gonna make an official alliance and Brazil. I feel like we should be Brazil has like a million people
You already made an alliance with all of South America. Oh
All of America the entire thing. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We're actually alliance in South America, Japan
North Korea and
The North what about Ireland? I've not been like I know I
Oh
What I show the nudity. Oh, yeah, you won't get bad, but you won't be able to push you to be as much
Diplomat this is the president usually personally travel for all the diplomacy
I didn't actually do it. Are they a good press and and today but second question. They usually travel in the nude
Yes, it is customary to go to countries for diplomacy in the mood and it's great
That's great. I'm just not familiar with all the various cultures, but that makes it
That makes it so you go do the dome get some loot
Let's get some loot. How much you little loot how much? Um, gosh mediation protection do we need? Oh
You're gonna need the more this make you make you some clothes here
Are you not getting all this you
All the time I'm cheating. I don't care
John, you're standing on the fuck!
I'm fucking cheating.
Okay, I'm fucking cheating.
Oh god, he's doing it again. He's doing it again.
Oh no.
Can't you, doesn't it not really work in this game?
Uh, not like crazy, though, but it works kind of.
It's still better than nothing.
It's better than nothing, yeah.
Oh, it's shit! Oh, I can't do it!
Oh, I forgot what we do. Oh, I can't. Oh, wait, no, I forgot.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Wait, no, no, no.
I, I, I, I did it. I, I did it. Oh, shit.
I forgot. Wait, no, Rust actually cares if we do that.
Banned immediately
I did it I forgot
He was joking guys. He was joking
My bad my bad my bad. I forgot. Oh, it's Kim junk blue
The only people actually played that I see
They'll get you they'll get you
They'll get you
It's so strange
I feel like uh it just feels what if somebody just naturally plays with high
gamma on like everything and get in their desktop because they're they got bad
eyes you're allowed you're allowed to use not a lot of changing I actually do
play with game on slightly above average but that's you forgot you just
forgot to put it on oh I hope they don't get in trouble before I just did
If you do remember, I told you to.
Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Wait, if we find a boat or something...
I have, dude. I can make a shitload of fuel right now.
I've got fuel too. We could do a big old boat of it.
But let's go to the top of this. We could get some real good...
I'll meet you guys up there. I'm gonna do a little, little oil boil here.
I'm gonna look for you. You sure you're supposed to go this way?
I'm gonna look for you some stuff.
John, you just fall right behind me. I'll show you exactly how to get to the top.
This is simple.
I'm gonna look for some glowy sprays.
I'm gonna look for some cheap abilities, John.
Default.
Okay.
I'm gonna show you something here, all right?
Oh, there's some trees over here.
What country are we in?
They changed it.
You're...
Hello, sir, hello!
Hello, sir!
Hello!
Hello, good sir, we're in Europe.
How are you doing, my friend?
hanging around just hanging around I'm just looking for cloth out here just
want to let you know that we're just hanging out over there we're non-violent
non-violence let you know God's pizza God's God's speed God's speed God's speed
where are you from my brother oh I am president of the United States
oh you're a big man I'm just I'm just just a failure of the Netherlands you
A lovely place I've heard a lovely place
Beautiful very nice. Let me just tell you one thing though. If you guys need some good smoke
Let me know boy. Yeah, we got good smoke. Oh, I will be sure to be dropping by for such endeavors
Thank you good shit
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
What is the finest of all the loot I just had another Landian after our entire country weed oh
I got killed by someone and no that was in New Zealand. We're killed by someone over there. Johnny mad
Landian
Another land yet
P.A. how'd you and come or die?
We did? Oh yeah, uh, Antarctica shot us.
Uh, oh shit.
There's no loot up here. Somebody's already been up here.
What the hell is going on over there? You guys okay?
I don't know.
We're good.
I'm gonna have to jump and find a clock to make loads to get in there.
Uh, I have, we can find a, oh we can go backtrack?
We can go to the recycler.
I've had a clock this entire time.
wasted time normally there's incredible loot up here I'll be a coffee and died
there must be somebody around here all right follow me right on me okay
but now we're using arrows are you a couple arrows I'm dead John I'm dead
too now this is unfortunate right right to the north of us is a base in the
water and they are they're angry is everyone well is everyone dad no I'm
alive give me give me come over here just bailed just bailed
quickly over here come on I'm just gonna fix right here if you have a spawn point
I got it I don't have any more coffee now leave my clothes I'm making some wood
I'm getting some wood and some stones so I can make some arrows, we can go kill our guys.
Oh shit.
It's light.
Now...
We just developed clean water, never mind, I'm being told it's not clean.
It's what Sparta just said.
It's what I'm hearing from Sparta.
Our base is already locked?
Here it take this take this take this take this take this
I mean the wrong thing how do I cancel how I can't go to crafting go to the tab crafting menu
We have got to be oh, let's go kill those guys. Let's go get up
There are the fully automatic guys hiding in their base. Oh, yeah, I got this crossbow
Where's a long near them somewhere?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I put a bag down like beforehand. Yeah, I should have done that
You guys are you might have to go back to America
Right outside the base and do and do stuff there to get better weapons and then come back here kill him
You come on. Yeah, probably is that where we can all these got a few soldiers, too
So we had we head back to America. I want to go over. Yeah, what do we go over just to figure out what country they are?
You know just
Let's try to find like a motor science
We I know what I know what to do
We'll get some low grade from here. You cook it. I
Got 370 low grade. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh, there's a helicopter. Should I crash it? Oh?
What we all got
You're in our maze
I
Laughin boys
Suspicion that was the base
Okay, you know what dang you know what we are not a quiz
Let's go back to America and get some good stuff
Okay, good idea
Get up, we did you killed
They will pay they will pay dearly they will pay dearly they will pay dearly
All right, okay, let's let's do that. That's where's wish we hit
We hit let's see you're following the wrong John. Oh, you know what?
We should do Radtown and Harbor
We will have right down or harbor
We go into Canada and steal their look
They're not gonna care their Canadians. They'll be all pull up. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, let's do yeah
Let's go do harbor. We went what key do you need for harbors agreed?
Well the base is coming along nicely
It was what color you need for harbor guys. I think we need to we need to burn
They don't even talk they just kill we need to we need to gather them up, and then do a light waterboarding
To get this talk with our rocks you want a waterboard the people from the Netherlands yeah, yes the Dutch
I wanted waterboard the Dutch oh
John's gonna die now all right John good you distract that pig. I'll go I'll go free
Oh
How you live you kill a guy? Yeah, let's go get it
Okay, okay
We did they change it they might have changed it so the animals don't move for lag purposes
Let's hope mm-hmm
Is this person I notice that oh
There's some shivers do that some shivers do that
Yeah, who is this guy over here? What's going on over here?
We're the HOA. Oh, hello, sir. Hello
Hello, are you Canadian? No, it's okay. We don't oh
No, I'm not Canadian. I'm American. Oh, what why'd you have to pee? I
I'm I run a burger joint oh okay that makes sense to me
you're saying American things to convince us that's true yeah well you why did you
see burger hey how do you feel about I didn't know we had burgers croissants
Yeah, so I saw how do you feel about croissants? Oh croissants only if they have chocolate in
them. Okay. All right, that takes out that takes on John. It takes out my good. He's thinking
he's a little longer than us to think. What's he thinks? He thinks he's a slow thinker. You
to talk to himself John back chocolate croissants yeah pass John chocolate croissants yeah I don't
know about that one no that don't know what works that would come on that would be fine oh here oh thank
you thank you thank you thank you very kind of you thank you be safe be safe you be safe have a
have a good one.
John, you're falling in the wrong place.
I'm falling in the wrong place.
And follow me, Jake.
Follow me, boys.
John, we have to...
Wait, give me a commemorative.
You guys coming to Harvard with us?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should we go to Harbor and see what we can...
we can muster up.
What the...
What are you following us now?
Oh, I didn't know there was a thunder team.
Well, what team are you on?
Your team, Mr. President?
Thank you, sir.
You're not green.
It's not green above your head.
Wait, wait.
else is green no are you saying there's two massive united states teams no is
that guy on your team was that guy on your team yeah we're all in your team
hey it's his name green he actually on our team yeah he needs to join the clan
I think this is one of those sleeper agents.
Wait, are you saying the president's not in the clan?
Well dude, there might be two of you in the clan.
Is there, has there been a-
Is she a spy?
Wait, why did you have the, why did you have the USA team?
Hey.
I
This guy is saying that that he's on our team, but look he's not green
Oh, wait, is that if the team get for you for you
Because we
Russian spy. We almost just took everything he had. Godspeed, gentlemen, Godspeed.
Just a glance, just a glance. Just a glance, gang, just a glance. No need to worry, gentlemen.
You're on your own team. I was about to start smacking. I was about to start smacking with
this rock. I was about to go exchange bone. I was going to groan, spike this rock off
the whole time.
The Kobe Bryant 3 point.
It's running on his temple.
Oh, thank you.
Special agent.
Good man right there.
Good man.
My guys, our mission is simple.
You must go to Harvard and
complete it.
Actually, we kind of need a green
Green card first. How do we get a green card?
Mr. Jimbo and Mr. Nois
Hello, hello, I love you not hello nice to meet nice to meet nice to meet
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you. I spoke with one of your fellow Netherlands a few moments ago. His name was Sink, he offered us weed.
Who was it? Oh shit, I don't know, I don't know, bro, I don't know. It's like a little rascal.
The rascal he is? Well, is the table, is the office telling the table for the weed?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna text me, he's gonna text me off steam.
He's gonna say the water is cold in the west, and then he's gonna run to B-15, and that's where, like, my guy will meet you.
Fantastic, thank you! Thank you, Mr. Mr. We're very kind and very generous.
No problem, sir.
Hey, cool, good night, you too, bud.
Hey, man, I bring you news.
Good bye.
We have a meeting. You and I have a meeting with Mexico. They'd like to meet.
And secondly, I've informed all the troops about the Dutch.
The troops are currently building a White House so you can get a face to face
with the troops and we can all be on the same page about the Dutch.
We have a meeting with the Mexican president and the government officials
like right now.
Right now, oh, I didn't fancy one of the guys, guys, you guys go get that green
card for for Harbor.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Right.
Remember, the dome needs to get.
You want to read their mean.
Well, that's a hundred percent.
Here he is.
Hey, Fancy.
Hey, Fancy.
Hey, Fancy.
You're up there.
Hello, Peanuts.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey.
What's up?
What's up, everybody?
Actually, I think you'll put out here today, Mr. Fancy.
Oh.
Thank you, Mr. Peanuts.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me get the president.
Could you guys give us a little moment here?
I just want to speak to our great president.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
We're going to speak with the Mexican president.
All right.
Coco and Bert Peanuts.
Why don't you guys tell me where we are on the map?
We're in America.
How do you...
America. Now where... what should we be expecting from you guys this year in America?
What are the plans that America has?
Absolute destruction of Russia!
Whoa!
We're just throwing that out there?
Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
Mm-hmm.
Now, why Russia? Tell me about it. Why Russia?
Cuz fuck'em! That's why!
Oh, my God!
Coco, is this, is this, uh, you're backing this up, too?
We know, we know what's gonna go down fast. We've been here before.
Russia is the other force that we gotta deal with, and they're, they're alliance, and with other people, we're alliance with other people.
We were just shot down by the Dutch. They killed the president, and they said, get to America. We do not like the USA.
So they're kind of on the chopping block and they're kind of in the way of Russia right now
We're looking to seek relations in the south. I heard Mexico wants to have a meeting with us
We're currently building the White House Hall right now
So the president over here can have a speech with the entire country and address the men and women formally
We are on great track right now fancy. You're on great track great
Very true establishment of this great country of America. Have you have you met with the people arounds and is
Is the country like rising and we are united stronger than we have ever been
We will dominate
Any country that seeks to be our adversary?
We have already made alliances with powerful countries prideful people across the world and we will be staging
Russia when they are least expecting it after a weakest moment and take everything
I'm gonna show you I'm gonna say something on discord. Okay. Oh,
Oh, my God. Alright. Thank you so much guys. Thank you for
the interview. Have fun. I know you guys are very busy so I'll
let you go and uh yeah. Good luck. Oh, thank you fans. You
all have a good one.
Yup. Hey, I'm gonna show you uh I'm gonna say something on
I'm gonna send you something on discord. Okay. Oh
Harbor and suit people
That's the meeting hall that's gonna be built for you the driver of a helicopter just fun check that bad boy out
Yeah, I think he farted check that picture. I said you on discord
I'm pretty sure you just bought it. I'll let me take it out
Oh my goodness, that looks incredible.
That looks incredible, Mr. Coco.
May I show my boys?
So when that gets built, Pete?
Yeah, when that gets, yeah, show your boys.
When that gets built up, which is probably
going to be in the next two hours or so,
you'll address the entire country.
And that will be, because right now you're the president,
but you're not the president, you know?
But right there, that speech, that will make you the president.
Ooh, look at that, boys.
Look at that.
Whoo, look at that boys. Look at that. That's our house. That's gonna be our house in like two hours
That is sweet
Fantastic news mr. Coconut fantastic news at least I must help the boys over at the harbor
Do I go speak to the Mexico president now?
out. That's a 20 minutes. So you have time to do the harbor. Mr. Coop over here will
pick us up and take us to Mexico. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Coop. Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you, gentlemen. I'm going to talk back in the district. Boys, I have completed my
whatever the fuck I was doing and now I'm coming to you guys. Perfect.
I appreciate Mr. Coop. Thank you though. Now I'm speed. It smells great in here. Don't
worry. Oh yeah, I'm sure I'm sure. Definitely fine. Oh, I'm getting somebody to answer your
Has anybody found the green key card yet?
No, this place is pretty looted. I'm still in here. Poppin' around.
But there's not much left except for a few barrels.
They're skipping this dip in this time.
What is the point of-
John, you okay?
Yeah.
Why do they give you an option to just jump out in the water?
I guess.
Why did you dump it out, John?
I guess I just wanted to be covered.
We go that should be enough for the radiation in this young boys. There it goes. Let's proceed. Yeah, so it's like house has green cards
Yes, I'm getting word that lighthouse has a green card
There's a lighthouse up in K11. There's one
Yeah, lighthouse has one
Let's go get it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go get it. Let's go get it. I was just hoping to find a little
I'll tell you boys, I'm usful. We should give you up. Get some get some Thompson's some coffee armor
Let's go start fucking other countries on
Let's do it. Let's do it. Mm-hmm
All right, uh
Yeah, lighthouse looks like the closest. Oh wait, there's two lighthouses. Oh, we should go to the one in Canada
It's a little closer. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go to the one in K11. I would assume the age 21 is already looted by us
Yeah, yeah, all right. All right, head there. I mean with the supermarket has a green key card as well
But special Asian Mr. Watts. She's already over there. No
What is all the special agent and are they people that work the event her I did I think that
No, they're not no, they're Americans. They're okay
Yeah, there's special agents
We also we also I see we also make a secondary just a little fob somewhere up here in Canada
And we prioritize getting a vehicle a vehicular device
Are you guys lagging well, I'm assuming yeah, there's like a shitload of people on the seven
There's nobody's brother. Where's the rally point? Where do you want to me?
I'm going up to K11 really quickly to get the
I'm sure I said I hope to get to get the the green card
What why don't you guys start building a little farm so you can put a garage thing in there?
It's like what are the rule are only a lot to have like three total bases or something. Yeah, oh
Is that true? No, no, I think I think if for you know, this is a role-play
I
Skimmed the rules yesterday skimmed up. Yeah
You got water
Because your peanut also your stupid gotcha
P.S. Classified
Ah, your gotcha failed hard dumbass
So you're gonna pick this up, do not put your hand
Mr. Fog has thwarted your plans
Hell yeah
Thank you man
Well, mr. gimmick, I would you're the only one that's read the rules
If if we build this little I'm just gonna just a tiny base. We can put that car thing in it and make a car
Right. Yeah. I'm with you
We can trouble can't we just destroy that base since we won't really give a fuck about it
I
All external bases any bases that are outside of your main structure and main base are classified as creative bases
Role plays farm raids special buildings. We only have one creative base
Limited to a six by six footprint
There it is so we should we can't go to the little garage. I don't think so
Oh
Okay, then let's not build a base. Let's just put a card thing out the middle fucking over
perfect
Let's just put a little card thing
Or or we could build a creative base near a monument and that would be our one creative base
Unless we already have one. It's a one creative base per six by six squares
guys.
You know what I'm reading?
And I think that's one creative base per individual, not for the whole team.
Exceptions for role play base.
What if our role play is centered on killing those people?
Wait, no, is it one?
That's how the role play was for those other guys.
Is it one creative base per person?
I
Got a big Roger not I don't know
Yeah, where's coconut?
It's muted
Hmm, you can I role play a serial killer
Play someone that wants to kill all of the opposition
How do we use unclear about the rule?
How do we get up there?
Break the wood you can break this one
Lee oh my god, you can
Guys guys this this is unhit this lighthouse. I'm here. We're about to have the green card
Oh, maybe, oh, maybe, oh, maybe.
John, you gotta get clothes on.
You got more, you got more hint by you?
We're doing pretty good, boys.
I'm done.
Let's go find some, let's go find some.
Thanks for that good stuff.
I'm sure I can build a garage or not.
Oh.
You're asking the wrong boys.
I'd say I it's just a simple garage. I mean you could always just build it. Oopsie
Why should we just build it and then if somebody gives us some problems we just let the admin destroy it doesn't matter to me
I will say yeah, we have a creative base
So right now this one probably won't be against the rules and we just destroy it afterwards because I don't think we have a creative
base yet so this will be our one
yeah remove the stuff from the TV see
when you guys log off today yeah yeah
you're the president so you decide
where I'm the president right
the president and I say our creative
face is it's a good one yeah I'm giving I have an important task for you I need
you to find out what level of workmanship takes to get a car thing
ah yes I know listen you've come to the right man I know a lot about the
Vehicles in this game. Oh, this is fantastic
This go ahead and go to Google.com search Google it enhances the experience
We're gonna lose that
We need a level two
You know level two workbench
Okay, I need you guys
I need an engineering an engineering work friends too, right? Oh say that in the Google, but okay
Well, let's get the base go into just a depot all my loot. I got so much level
Beautiful stuff. Yeah, wait, okay. Wait, do you need engineering bids or a level two?
That's you this is a brain buster my brain is busting
I
But I'm busted. Oh, we need both engineering bench then a level two to build it. Oh, we know I think where there's just an engineering bed
All right. Yeah
You need a level two workbench to make the engineering beds
There there it is there it is that sounds right
Wouldn't be smarter to go back to the main base to make our car. He said probably already gonna have all that stuff
I mean or no, yeah, they probably yeah, they probably have all that
You let me tell you guys let me tell you listen we play a lot of games give it kid
I'm gonna jump you play a lot of games, but let me tell you these people
These people, I mean, they're insane people, they are insane people.
These people have absolutely no lives, no lives, no lives and no hope.
Well I got myself a hazmat suit and the green card, so why don't we head back to the White
house and let's put a little coin out
well I think I just saw it
I need it turn the fuck around the green cards in that room on that bench
how about you take a peep right here son
how about you take a little peep right here big man
all right it's right there I got a full inventory
got a nice full inventory nice and girthy
You shall be tickled nerd
If you're the president wear your bodyguards, will you give me good lemon and John of my bodyguards?
Right, we should give a slash
slash minister of corn
slash
sex invention servant
Slash
Yeah, slash sex invention servant slash minister of corn or whether they called not minister
Department of Department of sex corn man
Department of Corn Man, Department of Sex Man, slash bodyguard.
Sex... sexy guy?
Yeah.
Sexy man?
Mm-hmm.
Sexy dude.
Yeah, yeah, all of the above.
Sexy... sexy chief in command?
In command, second, in command.
Se... sexy master chief.
So... are you bringing sexy back?
I haven't decided that are you a hollow back girl oh yeah oh yeah yeah John can be
the first lady I'll serve some cameras for you guys I know how you
like that I fellow American oh I fellow
American
be impressed and let me know get the
hell out there listen guys we've got a
secret agent within the Canadian
government all right oh my god we're
getting sleeper cells all over the
place wait hold on wait we have a we have a secret agent in between the
Canadian government yes oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god his name is
Widamist and he says when we give him the word he's willing to do whatever it
takes to see Canada fall oh my god people we need we need to sleep ourselves
maybe maybe maybe he can convince the Prime Minister to do blackface oh wait
You know what they've already got the cover.
All right, wait, okay.
They've already got the cover.
Play and be, what's the plan B?
That's default.
That's default.
What's plan B?
What's plan B?
Guys, what's plan B?
Should play B?
Now, quickly follow me, Jeremy.
Oh, mm, mm.
Play and be, find me closed.
That's what I'm going to do.
Yeah.
Oh.
Hello, American.
You're saying hello?
Hello.
Oh, my God.
You know, it's funny, all this resources I'm getting.
I'm sure our team, this is all I'm going to come back.
Those guys, you know, 500 scrap and they're just going to laugh at my face.
And honestly, it feels like we're playing like like a battlefield game.
Well, you know, you think you're making a big difference,
but in reality, reality not making a big difference.
No.
I don't know.
But I will say, we're gonna get a car right now
and we're gonna drive it around and shit.
It's gonna feel sweet.
Now that's gonna be, that's gonna be.
I'm celebrating a green card and a hazmat suit
and I'm now approaching a base larger
than I have ever built in, like, a thousand hours of rides.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yep, yep, and it started two hours ago.
This game started two hours ago.
Yeah, this is odd.
Like you do, like you do.
I guess it is a three-day server,
but my Lord have mercy.
Okay, never mind, we have...
Anything else?
wasn't even the original base this is a completely new I just died I just died
in America why you died in America yeah yeah I died super it's a who some
random dude why I don't have a gun yet I can't do anything about that it was it
was it was a secret agent I don't know we have Americans there oh I think we
might the caboose in my business was so a special agent beyond hello hello my
federal American we have a meeting with Mexico it's Mexico time with a meeting
you need to come you the president you gotta say something of course I'm coming
of course leave me leave me do it come on give it you must give me just one
second I have to go do this meeting with actually take your time I got my little
I don't have to be shocked out there.
That's what I mean.
If you haven't already seen it.
Follow me.
Follow me.
Was he a Canadian?
How about this?
That's the other information here.
Good day, sir.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, this is the president of our great country over here, the Burnt
Peanut.
I am acting as vice president.
Peanut, this is Mexico.
Hello.
To fill you in, Mr. Peanut, we are, he was actually busy, had a very important meeting.
That's why it's late.
We are negotiating an offer and a treaty between us and Mexico and they've come over here
formally to discuss with us what the plan and what the agenda is.
Would you like to bring Peanut up to speed on what we just discussed about Mr. Griff?
Yeah, absolutely.
First of all, Mr. President, it's a pleasure to meet you.
The pleasure is on mine, BB Griff.
Yeah, basically what we were...
Thank you for the hospitality and we were just discussing a possible peace treaty which
I think is definitely very likely.
That being said we had a humble request and that is there is some land that once belonged
to us and said land is what you are now calling Texas, New Mexico and California and that
land, we would love to go back to our land, from your land to our land. Now, it was asked
what our attentions are with said land and I can tell you it is primarily for farming
purposes to feed our people.
I'll tell you why.
Why is our request?
That is a heavy request. I will not lie, Mr. Griff, but I like you, Mr. Griff. How about
Just give you California. We don't even you know, we don't even really, you know wind
I mean like if we're speaking freely here California is kind of the least valuable one
Compromise even more. Hmm. Oh, they're getting greedy
Hmm. Oh, hold on. Oh
I'm sure we can reach a compromise
Will be very satisfied with in my right special Agent 10 Jenna and Miss Kate
What do you think? I honestly believe the Texas is non-negotiable in our reality. New
Mexico and California, we could possibly maybe figure something out. What do you think?
Home state, Texas?
Yeah, I'm sorry guys, that can't happen. We can't give you, well we can give you guys
safe asylum and we're gonna allow you guys to build next to the missile silo
what uh what me and the other guys talked about is allowing you guys safe
passage and a schedule for you guys to run the red card over at missile silo
but no we will not be offering up our land to you guys and if we were to offer
up our land to you guys it would be in a much different light and a much
different communication much further down the road I have like what about this
What about that little penis in E-19, what about that little penis in E-19?
Is that already yours?
What are you afraid to, Mr. President?
Which little penis?
The little penis in E-19.
I'd say it's average, I don't know.
That's my home, sir.
Oh
It's not a lot of girth, but as decent length as decent length. I can assure you I can assure you
Why don't how about this why don't you guys build your missile silo for an operating base in E 19?
And then we would just claim E 18 F 18 and F 19 as a safe zone that gives you direct passes to missile silo
You can go in there get out what a big mother boom everybody safe everybody's happy
Mr. Peanut, what about the smoke that is passing into our land?
The large burners though you're burning.
You see we are going through an industrial revolution here, two hours into our great
nations making, unfortunately those will only increase.
I'm a little hung up on the penis comment.
Well, what would you call it?
Because that there's a penis there.
A shaft maybe, but not a penis.
Perhaps, perhaps.
Okay, that was good.
These are the conversations that we needed to have.
These are the important comics.
Now we're getting down to it.
Now we're getting down to brass tacks.
Listen gentlemen, I can assure you,
safe passage to and fro missile silo on frequent occasion. All you need to do is let my
closest cop for not Mr. Coconut here know and he will rally the troops. I believe that is probably
the most pertinent topic on hand for you gentlemen if I had to assume. Would that be accurate?
Would you mind if I had brought this back and saddled the generals down and
and take a little bit of a boat on our side
and get back to you shortly.
Of course!
Unfortunately, unfortunately,
unfortunately, we're gonna have to say no.
We'd like to make a deal right now, right here.
Mexico, listen to me.
Are we really gonna let Russia win this war?
If we do not, if we do not team up right now,
and us neighbors don't get along here,
are we gonna let the guys from the other neighborhood
come over and rough us up?
That is true, Mr. V.P. Griffon, we are talking semantics here over the greater plan.
The final and greatest plan of all, and I think we are both mutually agreed on this,
is that Russia must fall.
All of these other smaller topics, although important, are mere semantics as to the greater
plan.
is why it is a requirement and necessity that we make a strong alliance.
I have not had the pleasure or displeasure of meeting Russia as of yet, as well as several
other nations.
In fact, you guys are only our second meeting so far.
We have many plans, so if it's a now or never thing, I'm afraid we can't commit to anything
just yet. And it's tough to hear perfectly acceptable without making a deal right now.
If you don't want to, but Mexico, Mr. VP Griff, I must urge you that this is a poor decision
because I'm hearing word that Antarctica is coming. I'm hearing word that Africa is coming.
And I'm hearing word that Spain is nowhere to be found. And we both know how Spain lost
to war. We do not know where Spain is. They have not been on the map. And we are hearing
just now that Brazil and Spain may have allied. So if we're not cool with you and we're your
North Allies, and Brazil and Latam are not with you guys, then we're coming out of the
I
Have not been ready to speak with all my neighbors before making such a
Crucial let me tell you something here mr. Grimson. Let me tell you something. I've spoken to your neighbors
We are alliance with all of South America. We are alliance with Canada. We have you surrounded
Now I didn't want to have to threaten you Mr.Gryff, but you make this alliance or we will squeeze the life out of you at both ends!
Gryff!
We cannot make an enemy of Coco.
Oh, hey Peter!
I feel like, I feel like we need to uh...
I feel like we can't make that decision though.
Be very, be very careful Grif.
I'm always careful, I'm always calculating.
Mexico, we are standing on this.
It is either you walk away from this conversation with your enemies, or you walk away from this conversation with your friends.
The president has spoken, this is our terms.
The choice is yours.
You either walk away from this, you have missed Oscilo as a red card, which you do not have a red card over south of us.
You do not have a red card and Antarctica is very, very hostile.
peanut went over there to talk relations and they immediately gunned us down. What's your
call?
I've made the right choice.
Alright. Alright. Let's assume that you're telling the truth about Brazil and Latam
being with you. If that is the case, then we're in. If they are not with you and I find
out that is false.
No, I was not actually, I was currently inside with you.
Well, that was our first alliance we made coconut.
No, I'm not with us.
What are you talking about?
We literally made that man alive.
Yes, and now we are hearing word.
We are hearing word.
We are hearing word, dude.
I think that was a lie.
I think that was a lie because they are in Spain.
That's what I heard from the Dutch.
There's a lot of miscommunication going around.
Well, we don't know how to...
I'm set to meet with Bruce.
Mr. Griff, we made the alliance,
and whatever Coco is talking about,
I'm sure we can simmer the flames.
we will be fine we are the lives of brazil and it's completely fine i'm
i promise you
the flames
gentlemen on my side
what do we think
what do we think we think you're telling the truth about brazil because i would
like to speak to them before i actively declare war on them
if we're with you
it's either
declaring war on them or declaring war on you essentially is kind of what
you're saying if they are in fact with spade and that's a decision that you know we'll
have to make.
Let me tell you I was with the Brazilian people not an hour and a half ago and me and 30 other
fine Brazilians were all jumping in the air going Viva Brazil, Viva Brazil that is a bond
that is not so easily broken.
I can swear to you that we have their allegiance.
Can this be proved?
Can Toddy or Janine come over here and be a part of this conversation?
I said hello to Toddy. Yes, Toddy can definitely bounce, absolutely.
I'm staying right there. One moment.
Go over to uh
Get a pilot get a pilot to go over to brazil and get toddy and bring him over here right now, please
Yes, sir
Go be pooping all over the place
Is this a meeting or
You're gonna have to rename yourself a human sprinkler grip. It ain't gonna be good. Mm-hmm. Yeah
You tell his ass
I am hearing the concern
But I don't like being friends, Mr. President, I really don't tell you something griff
I plan on staying awake 72 hours straight. Are your men ready to do the same?
They are we're only getting bigger
You got the game of bucket on deck pal
We have offered you miss us silo we have offered you safe asylum
We haven't really quite heard what you could offer us in your territory
territory. You've come here to ask for peace of our land. You've come here to ask for
our crops, our food, our protection. I feel like we're kind of, you know, it's a push
and pull and I feel like we're pushing a little too harder than you're supposed to.
I can tell you right now, we have the second largest army in this world and it's not close.
number one I think that is you if I've been counting right if I'm looking at the
map here in number two and Mexico only has but if you know I'm here to team up
I mean I personally been down in that missile silo unharmed I mean that's
already a shared monument I don't know I don't like the way this guy's
I'm really convinced that, Mr. Silo.
Riff, do you really believe that Mr. Silo is a free and safe monie?
Do you believe that, Riff?
I'm fairly confident in my army, but I...
Quiet down out there!
That being said...
Yo, what's going on out there? More pollution?
Fuckin' goin' into our lives?
We love pollution here!
Pollution's one of our...
...amidments!
...a part of our constitution!
Riff!
You shut up about our pollution!
We're taking our kindness and our generosity as weakness.
The only reason why you're able to farm and come out of Mississaolo is because we let you farm and come out of Mississaolo.
Please do not take our generosity and kindness as weakness, my friend.
Thank you, Coconut. Very much, man.
You just yourself said that we are the number one military in the world, and you are number two.
Why can't number one coincide with number two, Griff? Ask yourself this.
Oh, they definitely can, and we would do some pretty incredible stuff, which is why I haven't turned this down.
I just don't like being threatened when you have to respect our strength.
I feel like as number two, we are not far off.
That would be a bloody war on both sides.
It wouldn't be a bloody war.
We don't want to go down this route.
We do not want to go down this road, Griff.
We're offering you missile silo, which is a red card that you need.
Where else are you going to get a red card from?
The Middle East?
Antarctica?
Where?
It's not us or nothing. This isn't a hard decision to make
All right, let's I think at this time if you're gonna hold us to make the decision right now without a
Representative from Brazil confirming
We should be good
I need to hear from Todd or that or that oh I do use I just I don't think the
dialogue is gonna go the way it will
he's just returned to your lighthouse right now there we go
brithman here here Brazil Brazil's here Brazil's coming
Welcome in. Welcome in. Can we keep
gentlemen, please?
Gw. We have brought you here today to
go. Yes. Hello. How are you on this
Friday? Good. That's so great to hear.
We have brought you here today to confirm
For VP griff that America is in an alliance with Brazil and South America
Oh hell yeah, you can count on us and I'll say more we're preparing a factory a
Big factory so we can craft anything you want anything you need in speed record
Thank You GW you have you are a great alliance, and I'm happy to have spoken to you first of any nation
You've proven to be a great ally, and I cannot wait to see what we do together
You guys can trust Gw he's my translator
my English is not too good
plenty of this day
I was told
by the president here of USA that Brazil had entered an alliance and I wanted to make sure
that was true before I also entered said alliance as I did not want to interact negatively
towards Brazil without before meeting with you guys.
So this is true then I am happy to accept these terms.
Yes, yes, that's true bro.
We want to be friends and help, you know, this ally.
Be great.
Fantastic.
You heard it right from the horse's mouth,
Mr. Graf, what say you?
I say I apologize for my hostility.
And I think we can have a very, very successful alliance
moving forward.
Ah, that is great to hear, Mr. Graf, great to hear.
It's been an honor.
it's been a lot of
we are now all united on the one
with gentlemen
that's all
and the u.s. of it
but this is time
this time ever
but that's why my friend
your friends now
well
we do we are aware that we have
the missile sample record right here
You guys are more than welcome to use it.
We will wavy at each other.
We will set up an outpost over south of us where we can have communications, but any
problems you guys have, the U.S.
Survey will be there and vice versa.
Thank you so much for coming to this meeting.
Thank you.
Godspeed, gentlemen.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Holy shit, it's going pretty good John
Yeah, I was I was
Officially allied with Brazil
Yeah, we gotta go we gotta go do that thing. Are you sure me am I here? Yeah?
Help me I have resuscitation poisoning. I'm looking for the peanut. They said he's the only one that's gonna help me
Oh my god
I take yes
Beautiful oh my god, I'm not sure if I will do it
Thank you
of your service. Of course.
of your service to you. Of
course. I'm just. Yes. I would
love to join the ranks. Speak
with Mr. Coconut. He he does
all of that. He's right there.
Hello, Mr. Coconut. Are you Mr.
Coconut? Nice to meet you.
America. Hello. I like how
people are significantly
louder than everybody else.
That guy is rather than anyone in here. I think he was on Antarctica and I heard him earlier.
Did he show?
No, I'm just saying I heard him.
That could have gone so bad. Holy shit.
That guy's a spy for sure.
Thank God for Brazil. Thank God. Oh my God.
Everybody's saying spy. Everybody's saying spy.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll trust them.
Alright gang, listen listen.
You're a good man, you're a good man.
You're a good man, you're a good man.
I've been the right choice when I was president.
The vice president strong on them strong on them. Yeah, we gotta we gotta get a car
We have a car I
Think I think you're building a car garage. I think there's a helicopter. What about this guy?
You're the present order him to fly. I will say Peter. Did you get loaded up? Yeah? We got guns and everything
We got everything. I can desire
I got
That guy is gonna backstab us the second he can.
Zero chance that guy is that bastard.
Can you give me to where you got all this stuff?
Yeah, I'm just gonna load you up, Mr. Peanut.
Let's load you up.
We're waiting on a hunt to get back.
We're just gonna continue farming.
I'll set up the farm on the surface.
Hello, Mr.
God, this meat noodle is delicious.
Oh my goodness, this pond is the best meat noodle I've ever had.
Oh, hello, Aiko.
What the hell, hello there?
Hello.
What's your code to the base?
I got this.
You got this, Mr.
I'll DM it to you.
I'll DM it to you.
Thank you, thank you.
You there.
Party?
As you would work with my thank you good job mm-hmm
Wait, so you have to do the code every single time you go through every door
No, it saves it saves and saves and use press R to read to the last code you used
I think it out. I've been I told you that John you've believed it, right?
I mean technically code rating is
Whatever you do, whatever you press R. It is automatically
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Do you see that jump jump? Watch out. I got what is a nuclear football ad?
It's a little
congested in here. Is there anywhere?
Because we let's go take large oil
We got this one stop. You want the gear? Yeah, let's get you geared up first. Oh, I got a ton of crap on me
What about that oh, we gotta go downstairs
Right here
Your bus spin it peanut let the whole lobby witness the drip
You have to put your trust in me
Peter President!
I know this is probably not the spot to put all this stuff, but I'm just gonna put all this stuff in random boxes.
I actually think that that is the spot to put all this stuff in.
Is this the spot?
That's the spot.
Well, it's hooked up to this auto-sorter, it looks like.
I wear the guns at now.
Alright, alright, follow me in here.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Right, you got a gun?
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, I got pictures on it.
We got cooking!
We got a lot of stuff here!
This time of the day, dude, it's great.
What the hell?
These guys are fast as fuck, I know!
These guys are insane!
Right here, blue box, what now?
That's where it used to be.
Man, that was so good.
Life is fast, can make life food fast.
back
I'm sure
some meds
hello everyone
can mr. peanut get a kid the guns
I need a good
football
my fellow American
football
I gotcha, boss. I'll be back in one second.
Who wants a seat?
Anubis seems to be kind of the house boss around here.
He's a house boss?
He's like Jeeves. He seems to kind of be the guy to talk to.
Who's Jeeves? What is that?
I don't know.
He's like some ancient...
Ancient, but like a...
Egyptian dog?
What's the guy, what's Batman's butler's name?
Jarvis.
He keeps the house in order?
Jarvis.
Yes, Jarvis.
That seems to be the Jarvis of the White House.
Mm-hmm
Alfred
Alfred. Yeah, Alfred. Alfred. Alfred. Oh, I'll play no Batman boss chicken
Take it off right now
Oh, thank you, sir. I will I will just sit here with my god not giving this chest. Oh, he's making a
I say we grab a boat
Let's do it.
Whatever their space, honestly.
OK, brother.
I think local Jarvis do.
Batman's Butler.
Yeah, Batman's Butler and Iron Man's cousin.
You need to do as well, Cocoa.
Grab a car.
I'm going to get a little bit of this.
It looks like an L-guess, all right?
I'll grab the one.
Yeah, I got to get into the code in.
Thank you.
Try and keep things organized, please.
Venture the code in.
Hey, guys.
Hello, Coconut, how you doing?
How you doing, P?
Well, I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
Yeah.
Gaffing's just starting to kick in.
This stuff is crazy, huh, P?
It gets intense.
We already have so much stuff.
My community has been running a train car for this event
for every week for a year.
That is why everyone knows our rules.
There's like 60 of us here.
It is so well received.
This is a well-received gift.
We don't really need to farm anything, to be honest. We have everything situated.
We just have to maintain the peace and figure out who to attack.
You give the word, Keith. If you want to attack someone, we'll go.
I will meet the boys who are heading off to large oil.
Oh, you don't want... Oh, fuck, give me... I got another green key. Oh, my God.
Oh shit wait I knew miss
I knew miss where does the stuff in the bottom four drop boxes go cuz I had a green key that I actually put there
Thank you, sir
Oh, thank you sir. Thank you
Let's eat the back
I
Too many people too many people
God
For everybody man. Oh, thank you. Oh, I'm all good. If you wish I got one I got one
I was just move out yeah
We got a car out here, I don't know if it's intact,
I think we're gonna fit all of us in here.
Get me a book, get me a book.
Let's go, we gotta go, wait, we need to use,
we'll get to use the other road,
we'll get to use the other road.
Where are we at?
I'm walking outside right now.
Shoot a second, figure out the way that is.
I knew it was too big, I like that picture.
It's somewhere, it's,
Surely it's somewhere around here like three cameras.
Surely.
Surely I can escape.
Somehow.
Good luck.
Surely there's a way out of here.
They wouldn't not put a front door thing.
I found you.
I found you and you can't go out.
Oh shit!
I'm in gang!
No, you're good.
Another bite of the beef, you lose.
Good luck with that.
You're all out of sight.
I'll make him out.
Thanks boss.
Alright, every hop in hop in we're gonna go get a boogie gun.
We were getting boogie gun at.
We were getting boogie gun at.
We were getting boogie gun at.
We were getting boogie gun at.
We were getting boogie gun at.
I'm still working on finding my way out of the base.
Any moment now, any moment now, surely.
Oh yeah, Harbor! We're gonna Harbor get the blue keycard,
and then we're gonna Minster Sonic get the red keycard,
and then we'll go to large oil.
It is so dark, I cannot see anything.
I'm gonna be trapped in here forever!
Take your time. Take your time. Give it you saw that look right?
113 low grade
You are you down
Or do you want to go to oil I want me to go to fucking oil. Okay. I'll talk to them
Yes, you be my delegate for this one you be my body's not a boss. Hey, you might say you are more
We were here this whole time. Oh John. You figured out how to get out of the base. I did it. Are you proud of me?
I'm actually so proud. It's a really hard job
Yeah
You're my best friend
All right boys, we're going to Harvard we get the bruisee guy there is this time then we're going to miss a style
And get the break right and we're gonna write the line do it like a shirt and pants
That would be super geared
Oh, like you have not needed something
Yeah, and then yep, and then it manages so that you're 100%
Ed's noodles!
Be the noodles! Thank you so much
Yeah
Are you guys on the south side? Where are they?
We're on the eastern side
Eastern side
We try to keep up under the call we gotta put we got put for a few minutes
Yes, be white be like it I open the
Africa is coming everybody kid up Africa is coming in full force to show enough their numbers and strength
We're gonna do the same kid up and look strong guys. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay
Yes, they want to call the right camera for this beautiful event
We'll bring the car out to look even look even more here. You demand
Egypt think they're better than the US of April
Because why can I access the thing?
Because gimmicks the phone and a camera for somebody. Thank you. Sure. Thank you. Sure. You're welcome. You're welcome very much
That's why she was a little bit hungry.
I need a picture.
I need a picture.
Everybody step on the car.
Everybody step on the car.
OK, all right.
Quick picture, quick picture.
Everybody get in the car.
We need a good photo.
OK, OK.
That looks good.
That looks good.
Oh, jeez.
Very nice.
Oh, there we go.
How do you open the damn fuel storage?
you just go to the back hold down you got to hold down eat oh wait you're right
yes oh wait who owns this car maybe I just can't move right now nobody on you
This is no codename
I need to get this to your kit in the open corner
You're gonna have to dock it, there's a whole thing for us guys
I'll get him to bring it
Wait, we're not on the TCE?
I'm on the TCE and it's still not working
Oh yeah
Of course you know why we can't use it, if you're strange
It's a couple of walls
Yeah, hold on, let's see
Yeah, I'm getting word that they're infinite fuel
Oh, oh, it's kind of nice.
Well, she's a little hop in, everybody.
OK, all right.
How about it, gentlemen?
Put in.
All right.
It has Matt with Privy.
You need to put these pants on, John.
I have it, so I have it on.
Oh, shit.
I put the door to the base on a mountain.
There's no way that this building had its purpose.
It's a trap.
Who put that door there?
Put these on.
Put these on.
I have armor.
Whatever I try to put these coins on, it takes off.
Oh, it takes off.
Keep going.
But it has.
It's better to be compatible with everything.
Some jackets aren't compatible with some armor, et cetera, et cetera.
I should wait.
Do we wait for Africa to come over here?
to the harbor except you mr. President is up to you I
enjoy both the the sweet fruits of our peace the delicious bloody loot of
Combat I should we just drive to a random country to start murdering people. Let's do it
Let's get to work well a little light and manifest destiny
First we'll wait for Africa. We'll see
Let's meet for Africa and see if everybody's congregating over here.
Yeah, talk with some of the issues that occurred.
Apparently, we were having some issues giving you guys the punk crap.
You guys have experience with that?
See where Africa is?
That's the spy from earlier.
Hello spy!
Oh sorry, all the ways behind me is because we have the new core.
We got out of here this morning, I think it was in the video.
And it was in the video.
Why'd you be lighting up over here?
This is very strange.
Dude, Coco's got these guys in order.
Thank God.
It's crazy.
uh we're living living holy shit we're gonna look sick it's not this is gonna be my album cover
this is gonna be my album cover
see s19
situation right now
s19
yeah four four four
five five
i'm gonna i'm gonna tense ridges
okay
that's all
yeah i'm so glad koko is taking care of
I would be so annoyed to be in a 50 person chat.
I'm so, I'm so affordable.
Dude, even just being at the base is, it's like a brain melting.
I want to, I want to.
They're all great.
They're just, they're just so many.
It's just, there's too many.
Dude, what is it?
Are they at another discord?
They've got to be, but coconut's here.
I don't know.
I think, I think they just hide mine.
I don't know why they're taking it.
They're taking it.
Let's stay on top of the cars and look even sweeter.
That would look so cool.
It would look so cool.
Where are you guys?
Hop on up, hop on up.
I think the president should pull down one of our own.
Just to show how powerful we are and how willing we are to declare victory.
All right, let me choose someone at random
And there's dirty communist fucking boots on our fucking country. Are we gonna let that
You guys should all say phase to mr. Peanut over here this man is the head hot show
Let me tell you, the Russians, they believe that they have the upper hand in this war.
They believe they are the strongest nation, the most powerful nation, the one with the
most pride, the biggest army, the most advanced technology, but let me be the first to say
On this day, then we will wipe them for the face of this planet, am I right boys?
New Agents! New Agents! New Agents! New Agents!
He is my president!
Hey, yeah, brothers!
He is the president, yeah?
Music
Music
Music
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go kill a hooker.
I'm back in. I'm back in.
What do you think? You're right.
No, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
I'm about to lie to myself.
It's a large oil right?
We are not oh, just are you wearing little cooking? Oh God, we said good luck that
Is that homemade that sounds over hold on something or five?
God speed good good luck that good luck. That's it. Good luck. God speed. It's incredible
It's not gonna stop a bullet, but you look good
We were you wearing like a ridden fair
Yeah, actually, I appreciate the coconut how much better than the metal habit
Is it really?
I think.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, somehow you can wear a band-
so like the wolf headdress,
you can wear a bandana and the wolf headdress.
Last time I checked, I was like the second best in the game.
What the hell is that?
Because you can wear two pieces of it.
Hello, news!
Where? The press.
We should kill the press.
No, no, we can't kill the press unless, like,
unless, like, we feel like it.
You want the press on your side.
Right, right.
Yeah.
It's just like in real life.
I hear they send, the, the, the, uh, uh,
as they even say his name, so chat,
just to start eating each other alive.
But I hear the president of the United States
is often point man on special forces missions.
Like the guy in the front?
Yeah, the tip of the spear.
Yeah, I hear he's still doing sex.
Like the president joins the, the operation
and works as the, as the point man.
It's a common occurrence.
I didn't know that.
That's news to me.
That's news to me.
That's interesting.
Very interesting.
Well, I mean, that's what we're doing right now.
You both people should know.
This is strike team one.
We have the best and brightest of our entire nation right here.
We're still team one, two, three, and four, and five.
Still team six with and on Osama, President Obama was pointing
at him.
and he pulled off his mask like a movie
oh my goodness
he took the shot
oh my god
he said uh
he said uh
a bitch
he pulled off his mask
bang! bang!
what the hell is that guy?
oh shit
are those bad guys?
I don't know
hello?
What what country do you serve he's taking a boat he's taking a boat
And the times
Okay, so yeah, yeah, okay, so okay, all right. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay.
okay okay all right okay so that's not good okay all right well yeah I'm dead
too there's too fling around the left it's Mexico it's Mexico what what are
they doing up here we not give them permission to come to the harbor well
ally that I guess my bad we were giving giving due to policy and say haha I didn't
We were we were alliance up here, and then we're gonna come get us
I think my sense to me is a little off
I did not I did not hit a lot of shots with that fine gentlemen
Give me just tell him say he oopsie poopsies
One big misunderstanding
We got we were alliance and then we're gonna come get us it
That's why we let them kill us because we don't want to hurt our lines. Yeah. Yeah, we want to hurt the alliance
We want to hurt the alliance
All of me just follow me boys. It's just quick training exercise. Yep. Yeah. Oh
He's gonna be cooking over there. Oh
That would be a bullet there. Holy shit. Oh
Oh, he's cooking they just sit but they are bragging this thing. We cut off the tip of the spear
But I think the same in Spanish though, so it's hard to witness don't say
When his daughters amigo
That's how you see that by the means of yes
Oh
You're in Canada, oh, yeah, we are kind of in Canada actually I just realized we're not in America anymore guys
We're in Canada
Is our lines work like that?
Let me go how lies to be aligned everywhere is it?
Hmm
Hmm got it first try. Oh, yeah, this would be Alaska. Wait. No, this is our place. This is our set
Good thinking boys. This is Alaska
He's killed an American on American soil
Just so happens to be the president of America
Is a little worse
All right people sick this helicopter there. Oh
Well, I got I'm not even next to you. I thought you were at the base. I'm back in my shed. Oh
Oh, okay. I'm on my way. Oh, they're apologizing in game chat? Oh. Oh, no worries, guys. No
worries. It's a mistake anybody could have made. Anyone could have made that mistake.
common mistake good that didn't see it on my stuff is still here no I know I've
got I got no good luck Godspeed good we got there give it excellent leg I need
I
Last-minute negotiation
Because I'm getting worried that something is going down back at the base we drive back
I'm at the base. I don't see anything
Things don't go on. Oh my god. What's going on at the base? Oh, so
The whip up in the whip
John I'm grabbing John stuff. Thank you. Thank you good stuff. No, I'm back and back. Okay my stuff
The hobos here up in the way up in the way boys. Yeah, we do we go back to the White House
I can't carry all your stuff, but I got the got the important things
Oh
What the fuck is John carry? What's the hell chocolate bar for rope a double barrel?
Yeah, I'm coming give it to you drive the car back right this back. I'll drive the car back
Go ahead, let's take the car back, put it to the air, put it to the air!
Go ahead.
Thank you, Mr. Coop, you're a good man.
The Spartans, they're all there!
The Spartans?
They're using the usual line.
Are they attacking us?
Spartans, man!
No, no, they came in for a meeting, they said.
It's a piece. We'll see if they're lying or not.
Do you guys leave lemon?
We will just see about that, Mr. Coop.
Do you think we should align with the sponsors?
I don't know.
Why does Drake drive, okay?
Shit.
Look at all those politics and shit.
Shit.
You want to swap places?
Shit.
No, no, no, no, I'm fine, we're a man.
I'm fine.
It's a guy who's got a better job than I do.
You know, like, we get nuked at your fault, but, you know...
We ain't gonna get nuked, we're fine.
We're alive for the half the damn fucking world.
I lived that shit and we got nuked last time.
I know we're gonna get nuked.
Ah, that never happened, Coop.
That never happened.
You're making that up.
My car dealership got nuked.
No, that never happened, Coop.
You're making that up.
I would remember something like that.
I would definitely remember something like that happening.
Here, you're right.
you're right you're right
shut a gas on us boys
oh god what the hell is going on around here
to be surprised we have a base out every time I come over you just lined up
dude
my fellow Americans make way for the
my fellow Americans
make way for the president
Mike way. Mr. President? Hello everybody. Welcome today. I'm so glad to see all of you.
Hello. Should we one quick second? Come on inside here. We have Africa. We have Africa
with us here. We wanted to sit down and discuss with you. Of course. Of course. Of course.
Um, it doesn't seem to be anybody in the other chair.
Is Africa's leader John Cena?
Oh, I'm supposed to sit in that chair.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, thank you.
Of course.
Of course.
Thank you.
Beautiful.
Mr. President.
Oh, the honor is all mine, meeting with you today.
Mm-hmm.
Well, as you can see, I mean, we've come here in force to demonstrate to you guys, you know,
we are a powerful ally to have, and we certainly intend to be.
As I mentioned to you, is it Vice President, Coconut Bee?
Is that my answer for saying that?
VP, Coconut Bee, is his official title, correct?
Okay, so we mentioned to VPCB that we have, you know, we have intentions to deal with
one thing in this event, and that's to deal with Russia.
I don't know, you know, I know you haven't been around here in the past years, President,
but I'll bring you up to date.
Russia, they're a bunch of assholes.
And every single year they get away with bloody murder and nobody does anything about it,
and this year is going to change.
So we came here, we brought you guys a couple of red cards, you know, as a peace offering
because I know there's been a couple of instances, transgressions, if you will, and we want
to mend those issues and hopefully work towards a greater goal between the group of us.
That is great to hear, and I humbly accept your gift.
And let me be very clear, you do not have to sell me, I know I haven't been around long,
you do not have to sell me on the one today the need to crush Russia under our
iron boot I am 100% on board with that in mind as I mentioned to VPCB we we do
have in our possession the core of a nuclear weapon as you can probably tell
from our presence on the map and we intend to use that for one goal and one
goal only it's certainly not to bring it here it's to take down those filthy
Russians once and for all I think I think I think of course I always
consult my VP but coconut the I believe we settle this right here right now I
say we form this alliance any unless you have any notes mr. coconut
We are 1000% with you, brother. Brothers and sisters in arms, we live together, we die together.
Thank you so much for the wonderful gifts and we can't wait to repay the favor and come over to Africa and bring you gifts as well.
Thank you so much for coming to our beautiful country.
Godspeed, brothers. Godspeed.
Let's make this new call and let's put it to good use, yeah?
Absolute pressure.
Down with Russia! Down with Russia!
NOO!
Damn it.
Run, John!
Yeah, let's run.
Yeah, let's go!
Come on!
We're going down!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Just fine.
Just fine.
I'll put you in a car and blow in a plane
onto USA International.
Gee!
Very good.
I'll let it run for sure.
Ease the windows, now.
Oh, it's not easy.
Oh, that was someone else.
I just stopped in the driver's seat.
I just stopped in the driver's seat.
OK, hold on.
That guy can get in.
Sure, you get in.
You're invited.
Who gave you the license?
You like me, Ed?
Yeah, you come in with us.
All right, Godspeed, my fellow Americans.
Godspeed, my fellow Americans.
Godspeed.
Miss Shigetic, where are you?
Oh, shit.
I fell out.
I'm in the passenger seat.
I fell out.
Oh, oh.
What kind of pickup truck is this?
Oh, I mean, only a pickup truck for the largest cock of drivers.
You got it from Craigslist, didn't you?
A large, greasy shirtless van pushed me out.
Oh, are you, are you fine?
No, you pushed me out.
All right, those received.
You know what?
God, just hop on top of the car.
Okay
Alright, where's Lebanon? Is he here?
Perfect. I fell in front of all of them so now they're here.
He's in the burrito. He said he'll catch up. He'll catch up.
Oh, he missed his shot.
What the hell is going on back there?
It's okay. The two persons shot.
He's too greasy. Oh my god.
He's got a leather mask on.
I let him see. Let him see.
You are hot.
He's got it.
What the hell is going on back here?
I want the GIMP.
You, you get in, you get in, I'll run.
The GIMP, the GIMP gets there.
You're a good man, you're good.
You're more important.
You're more important.
Jot, where the hell are you going now?
That's the stuff.
Oh!
Get the damn car!
Oh, oh, oh!
That's three for three, it's okay.
Godspeed, Godspeed!
Alright, back to the harbor.
Back to the harbor.
The guy's got a little...
Oh, thank you. Thank you sir. Thank you Rex
Oh, I'm sorry
To me
I see him now. Lord have mercy. This is our new, this is our new like uh Black Ops soldier.
All of his previous missions are classified. He's been on several very important missions.
He worked for Bill Clinton under his desk. One of his most classified missions.
I
Really glad to find I really glad to find I really glad to find I
Where do you say lemon was
We both just got rid of delivered. He's housing his burrito. I told him to get in the truck
But he said the burrito is more important. Ah
And it's a delicious burrito. He said he'll catch up.
Fantastic. That's great to hear.
Can you address that decision?
I'm sure he'll catch up. Now listen boys, there might be some of Mexico's forces here, so we're going to have to stay vigilant.
I know it's our ally, but if somebody mistakenly killed somebody, it better be us killing them.
That's right. That's right.
I'll kill them if I'm wrong.
I think this is part of it.
Give us a couple red cards.
Oh, yeah, this is part of it.
Give us a couple red cards.
Just let my sit.
Oh, yes, you got some of your stuff.
Yeah.
OK.
Are you going to take this?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, over here, John.
Here we go.
OK, so you have this, and that, and this, and this,
and that, and this, and that, and a chocolate bar.
And that takes the turn.
I need to get the chocolate bar.
Yeah, I got three. I feel like I don't have any more ammo. Did anyone grab my ammo? Oh, did you not pick it up? I threw it on the ground. You gave me 12 and I shot it all in the sky.
You gave me 12 and I shot it all in the sky.
Oh,
I hear lemon enjoying that burrito.
Oh, yeah, he's
in heaven.
I've got I've got I've got the green card.
Is he really fused?
Yeah, I got a fuse.
Okay, good.
Oh, you said that I don't really know how to solve this monument.
Do you know I don't know where to go.
You know how to do it?
It's like a pie job.
I think I remember.
Look at all that stuff from that box just appeared.
What the hell?
Oh, it's weird.
Oh, I'm following fucking John, dammit.
All right, hold on.
Yeah, I don't remember how to do this at all.
All right, yeah, okay.
Sorry, it's easier than you think.
There's like a, there's a portable, okay, over by me, I think.
blue one is the is the first card this is a this is a brain teaser really making a
stick now huh boss I mean it's practically it's like a math it's like a
math thing okay so here's one of them okay the few should be right below here
oh you guys trying to do the puzzle if you don't give a city heads don't give
city hens we want to figure it out okay fuses in fuses and no is there
something to do with the rectum I need to go here and flip the switch in this
green thing oh I just think I was flipping I forgot to flip the switch
Oh oh oh oh
It's green. It's a green cover.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
We did it!
Wait oh oh oh.
There's no blue card.
Oh it's a game, but she's...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well...
Well, now what do we do?
We just stay here till it spawns?
Well...
I mean, we could get some more loot.
Um, it was, it was Mexico that stole it.
Oh, had to be Mexico.
Oh, my God, what if we could go to the lighthouse?
You know, we need to deal with Mexico is build a device that lets us know when people are
at the harbor.
That's what we need to do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I thought you were going to say.
Yeah.
That's what we need to do.
That's what we need to do.
A device.
Yeah.
But that's going to be expensive.
Yeah.
Who's going to pay for it?
You know, good things that are worth it cost a little money.
We'll just get some stone and something from outside around
the harbor.
I will say.
I said, well, we can at least loot up.
Yeah, this place has been absolutely strict.
Mexico to call us yet. Oh
They took our blue card
God damn it. They took our blue card. They're taking our cards. They take our card
Hey, they name damn there damn
How do I get out of here? I don't
I feel like one of us is staying should we put the sex guy in there?
Did we leave yet these money card room at the blue card leave until it's wait wait
Rex Rex Rex like a job uniquely
How long till the blue card spot again
Yeah, I guess so yeah
No, I don't think it will Russia just wiped out Asia
What oh like all of Asia no no all of Asia they took up China completely
Asia has now formed a coalition, but they believe that Russia is coming for them soon
Russia wants to wipe out Asia and put it in China's already out of the whole event
China's not out of the event, but they've been eradicated. They've been wiped and they had to tell they had to talk tail and run
Holy Jesus Christ you were kidding about these
There's about 65 Russians, and they're coming hard, so what I said was, we're getting our
Air Force set up, we're gonna go help, if China gets attacked, we're gonna go help them
in scrappies, so what happens, I'll let you know.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna, let me know, I'll be there for that, for sure.
Tell them to stop coming.
Tell those Russians to stop coming.
Okay, okay.
Other ones, I'm gonna come.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For yeah, president in presidential sploots
Guys, can I just wait
Does it do that does it do that thing now where like kicks you out of the monument?
Like with radiation, I would imagine that you probably oh
Yeah
That's really guys guys, we are the most ineffective people on this also I
I mean we have guys three hours and six minutes in wiping out old nation such as China
and we can't even be able to get a fucking blue card but they have a guy with the sex
mask.
Yes they have a section to do it but they ain't got one of those.
They got it.
Yeah.
I said okay so we just got a piece together how to get a blue card.
Rex, Rex what? How do we get a blue card?
Well, it won't respond while you're here. You can buy one from Outpost usually.
What? Go buy one?
We got one of the nations up here and just say, hey, buy one from Outpost too.
You know, the United States of America can do you a little favor.
You got to do it. Let's go on your way.
Favor for Blue Card.
Where's the Outpost at?
You could also do sewer branch as well, but that one's probably
Deified, yes, what?
We can go to a light stop by lighthouse and if it's not there we can go to oxham's gas
Wait, wait, I'm hoping gonna rat down to get a blue card
That's gonna rat down
Come on guys. We don't know that's green
We can go yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's go to red. Let's go to red
guys I was looking at them sorry I'll leave it to me if you need to hold on to my head if you can
I want to watch I want to watch you do it give it you know what you know what let's listen to
me give it listen to me all right we maybe we may not be as good as these other guys all right
but I'm proud of the progress we've made I mean look at me I got full metal and a top set
well listen it's all it's a not every not everybody's got the same skill set you
know our skills lying more high-goer intellectuals with the thinkers we're
like play-doh of rice play-doh and soccer need that we we we do all the thinking
for the team while they do all the grunt work
Oh wait hold on now. What lemon for these people. I see a boom right in the forest, and he's zooming it
I did Canada stop right up. I was that way. Hold on. Did we do we just see a fucking boom? Is someone braiding over here?
Hey, take it. Who's I got?
Get it agent. Yeah, there's boomer's base
The Canadians are coming over they heard it
Oh
Come on guys
It's only two people in the back we got it
I'm on top of the car. No, it doesn't work. Oh
Come on guys, we're gonna get to the boom
Oh
Just with a blue white
Have no idea what those things are
There it is
We we have any anything to repair it with
I'm not high quality metal
is it a scrapper but a fragment box who's that guy hold on what the hell is this guy
who's this guy oh California that guy over here Cali oh oh you guys are used
getting taxed anyway so we gotta tax you some metal fragments to repair our car
just real quick if you don't mind much
I'm back at the car back in the way
there's no way they do it twice
Oh, they do one more of this. So the average end we have it. Oh, thank you sir. You can also use a wooden hammer
Oh, thank you so much. Oh
I can also I can also use a little wood. It's a little bit of wood
Thank you sir
She's looking birdie now boys. She's looking birdie now. Thank you
Well, thank you guys for coming back here.
Thank you for the Rustbite, get again.
Better get some love, Sosa, here and there.
Of course! Of course!
His heart is going to attack Russian very soon!
You went, Jay! You went, Jay! You went, Jay!
What? What happened?
I keep...
Get it around! Get the gun!
I'm very cramped in the back.
Our sex man is...
He's clogging up.
He's greasy. He's greasy.
Move to the front. You gotta move all the way to the front. Oh my god
These two green stuff
Are we gonna go back to round down boys? We're gonna solve this blue key card mystery
We're gonna solve this
Any moment now people acquire the blue key card and then the other nations will pay
I fell out of here.
This is like the greatest.
Okay, how do we get the blue key card?
I think it might be in that building right here.
It's probably smart.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I see.
Wait, wait, okay, how do we get?
How do we get?
Radiation.
See, we don't have to do a blue key card at runtime boys.
People here.
There's radiation here.
Where?
Oh.
Oh, to the other side, to the other side.
Oh, I've got real bad radiation poisoning.
why why oh shit oh shit I can go that building either oh my god oh my god yeah
a lot of agent yeah I said I just didn't I guys sitting next to all the
radiation barrels don't does it work I was the sex man alive
He's so far
Ram do you have a blue key card?
No, I haven't come across one there's not too many around these parts, but don't they spot here?
No, it's the room the room is a blue room, I think
We're all right in the air guys. See we have a rad shoot
No
He's never do you swap with me? I'm gonna take your ranch. Okay?
No, no, no take mine take mine take mine cuz mine's actually bet even better rad protection
Then a rad shoes
Well, it's got the skin that's got even a boosted radio.
It's on the table.
Go in there, it's on the table.
Can you hold my stuff?
Can you hold my stuff?
The skins actually do stuff.
Well, hmm.
It appears you're carrying some trash.
No, that's metal.
That's metal armor.
That's the best.
Oh, okay.
Oh, not the hemp seeds.
Oh, not the...
Okay.
All right.
Okay, guys.
Just stand back.
I'll be back.
We're gonna solve this blue.
We're gonna crack this blue key card mystery wide open.
conscious all right Ram ten take me to the green room at once that is executive
presidential order otherwise your bum will be will be fingered wait hold on
something is wrong with the key card that's the green room something is wrong
with the key card thing we need a fuse you have one I've got a fuse yeah we
do it we're gonna put it by here come right in there slam it right in there
there you go oh yeah actually just so I slippery fingers I've been I've been I've
I've been holding the hips of a greased up sex guy for the last 20 minutes.
Oh, fantastic.
Guys, I got the blue key card. I got the blue key card.
We did it.
Now to big oil.
Server first, server first.
What server first? What's that?
Blue key card.
Server first to get the blue key card.
We might be the first to get the blue key card.
Rush is terrified.
It's the message that's probably been received by Russia.
You probably have already heard that we've got the blue card of the trembling.
They're scrambling.
The Russussi is quivering.
Excellent, excellent.
Oh my god.
Excellent.
Excellent work, excellent work.
Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Okay, oh, the ram took my...
Oh, never mind.
I've never felt more useless in a video game ever.
Oh, no, why?
Safe travels.
Thank you, Ram.
Yeah, you know Russians like the United States more than you can possibly know seeing Russian and chat. Oh, yeah
No, yeah, lemon. Do you know how this event works?
Everybody from the countries they're from or actually from that country
Are you think coconut Canadian?
No, no, this is Korean dumbass, but he's in America. Oh
It's ever in our head already and with Korea those guys are not from those places because obvious from East
as far as we know I'm gonna be me I also heard Ukraine couldn't come because
they were they would do it they were they were they were not gonna make that
joke in my they were busy they would be there I'm eating
I now now okay now we take the blue card and we go now we go to the mission
Guys, I'm pretty sure that the missile is like super hard
But it's blue is missus. I love where you get the red key card or where you use a red key card
No idea
What we use okay, so we have to go eat to get a roll he caught somewhere
Didn't we just use a red key card to get the blue key card?
No, we use a green key card to get a blue key card
Okay, so then we get the blue to get the red
Yeah, we use the blue to get the red we got to go somewhere specific and I don't know where that ends. I
Don't know I
Think the missile might have one and have a door
Train yeah, I know there's train yard. There's a
Is it sewer branch?
I
Okay, so airfield has one airfield has okay, I would not go to airfield. Oh, yeah
Oh, oh, I don't think it's a lot long time. I think there's an airfield my god, dude
I don't know if we have any on our cotton. Yes. I like it a red G card
Well guys, there's any place in America
to get a research base but I mean that's that looks like Russia. I don't think so to be honest.
Well, that may be missiles I love. Yeah, we'll get a red key card, especially to Kia. Yes, I will blue key card.
I'm gonna go to train yard train yard in South America.
I'm going to protect the president. Thank you. Thank you. So how do I take this blue key card to
to get a red key card.
You don't have to go to a high tier monument, so.
What's your coach's wine?
Are there any on the conno?
Train yard, water, tree, conno.
You had a blue key card and you were looking for a red key card.
Can you get one of the Missile Silo?
In South America, right?
I don't know.
I think maybe a Missile Silo, yeah.
You might get one from Missile Silo.
Hmm
No, I know what we were gifted ready. I thought I wanted to get a red key card
It's approved a Russian that would keep people not just being gifted red key card
Hmm
Okay, wait, so wait agent special agent here. Can I get a red key card from Minnesota with a brookie card?
I think so yes
Yeah, are you sure because I'm pretty sure when you walk in a missus. I swam a red you swipe a red key card
Then you hit a button and then that's how you get down. Don't you? Oh, yeah
Yeah, are you unsure of your I think I'm unsure. I think it's I know there's a red card
I don't even get in there without a red card
No, you can it's blue
Are you sure cuz a pretty serious rat?
I'm pretty sure
Everyone I'm like 99% sure I'm getting word that you are not correct. I'm getting where do you know?
Not correct. I am almost a hundred percent sure
It's blue key card to get into missile silo, but you'll probably
I'm telling you I think it's ready to go to get it there
Let me ask you
Let me ask let me ask
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go make a you use red keycard the internet says that's been updated and now it's red card
Oh, I knew it. I do it. I now was the second closest place in a regular I was to your dad
Yeah, I train yard
Oh for fuck's sake. All right, we go to South America every up in
Road trip
Road trip road trip
I think actually I have to drive backwards because of the of the physics of the game
so I'm just gonna okay everybody everybody crouches put their heads down and then we think
everybody crouches put their heads down and we can see them.
Go for it guys.
Go for it guys.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
perfect thank you Mr. President
of course of course of course
all the way to South America
all the way to South America
we'll drive back
let's go straight to that same
it's gonna take a minute
alright you know what
this is gonna take too long
we're driving forward buckle up
buckle in if you
if you fall out and yell
Head down your right, the wind whips past my hair.
The aerodynamics of the situation, they keep you in the truck.
Levin, you might let me know if anybody falls out.
Yeah, I'll let you know.
I might have fallen out, just a little fault.
It keeps pushing me out, he's so slippery.
Hold on, someone fell out.
Going back for him.
Hop back in, Mr. Levin, hop back in.
back in there we are mr. now we are the road again boys now we are all right
now we're on the road again okay all right as long as you don't hit a part
I
Swear to you
We just increased the size of the bed of the truck
This dude hold on let's just go into the base and increase the size of the bed of the truck by one let's
Genius genius genius
We can increase the bed trunk side right here. Oh shit, sir
Oh wait, okay, wait, sir
Can we can we guys left me so how to get my own we swap cars we need a three-lane car
I'm gonna need to copy here this guy in the name of the president even worse. No, no
Yeah, but peanut peanut peanut this one's worse. No, but we can read this is a three-lane
I but this is a three-length car that we can now take it and get a double back a double trunk
All right, okay, so where's the garage at that you change the stuff out I
Have no idea
What if we just
his car
That works as well that works as well now peanut I will say this car is loaded
We're gonna have to make sure it's extra protected
We what look at the back of this
this guy just did a loop run for the
mission the president stole his car with
all of his loot not stealing it's
carbon it's carbon-bearing it's a
tariff wait hold on we can I have can I
have my offer back actually oh yes
Oh
We're on the move. We're going to South America to steal from them
Straight to South America we're going to get the red key gone
Wait, does somebody still have the key card that you need?
We were just six guy
I don't know, I don't know, you're lost without him.
Hey, hold on.
Wait, wait.
Oh yeah, we're going through Panama Canal right here, this is very dangerous.
Wait, I'm getting word that we have to get back and get back in the car.
I'm getting word.
On the special presidential phone?
I'm getting word on the special presidential phone that we must bring the car back.
I'm not giving him the pipe bomb back though, permission to keep the pipe bomb.
Permission granted, permission granted to keep the pipe bomb.
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
My god!
This is going well.
Guys, guys, guys, if we take...
Listen, listen, listen, listen, give him that car.
I'm gonna go find a garage and I'm gonna increase this car to a length of two trucks.
That way we can all fit inside of it, okay?
who do we steal this card from again
this is our founding father's intended brother
cheese
who do we steal this card from again
does he remember who we stole
we stole it from coop
No way we're talking! Who is the helicopter driver?
Oh, we brought the car back!
We brought the car back!
Does anyone know where a garage is? We can...
change out our car a little.
Uh, I'd probably pull her on the gate.
Pull her on in there, and we've got a garage.
Oh, shit.
Is there a thing where we can swap out the batteries?
We're kind of broke right now.
Yep.
Uh, I'm not sure.
It's not in here though. Oh, thank you sir. Thank you sir. Oh
Don't worry cap, we'll put back those scratches
Okay, right if I was a garage where would I be
Give it to you. Do you see garage anywhere?
No, I don't think we have one you got what I'm getting the I'm getting the impression that we don't have a garage
I mean, can we fly one of these big planes?
No, not right now.
We kind of have to make do with them just kind of being parked in the front yard.
Well, no, I'm talking about, I'm talking about like not a garage but somewhere that thing
we put on that you can swap the modules.
There's a car lift.
Oh, the car lift.
Uh, yeah.
Let me check.
Hold on.
Let me check hold on oh, so also we need to empty out this box. It's of someone else's supplies that we stole. Oh
Oh my god, yeah, okay
Hey, if you're out here just blue
Yes, of course, he stole that from another nation in support of the United States
We are just doing our part so we are doing our part
uh uh that's right what nation did you drop this from russia actually i don't
want to oh russia good yes yes good yes
good yeah yeah good you guys you can tell me that i don't care you can just tell me it's
russia 90 percent of these guys probably think we're fucking
sweet right now i'm not sure they're not fucking pockets
This guy's right. I think we're doing something like super cool and get done stuff
Those guys they're glad we're on their team. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Now we just got to get a car lamp. Oh, I should we get inside the base and look and see because I'm not look like we have a car lift
Unfortunately, but we will work on that. Oh, thank you. Sure. Thank you. What do we need to get one now? We can probably make one
Oh, yeah, I love my elite special forces. Yeah, you can definitely make one
We can figure it out which part guys yes, somebody just go make that it's literally like cheat sheet
Yeah, we'll make that a small battery and like a generator and you're good. Yeah
Well, I want my me and my special forces elite team gimmick lemon and John will handle this
rudimentary elementary gas
It is that's all
That is all we must do it is so easy
Already and shoes our team sets our mind or something. It's practically already finished
He's gonna find an engineering bitch
I mean you could take stuff from the base just don't you know
You need that, take what you need, you know, and deposit it here and on.
And Greta?
Yeah, I'll deposit so I don't see like a piece of shit.
Greta?
Do we have an engineering venture?
We absolutely should, son.
Physician?
Oh shit.
The problem though is if you go into the base, she might never come out.
This is a church, this is a church you work in.
Oh.
Oh, thank you Greta, thank you.
I thought Greta was gonna be a lady.
Yeah, we already have her, I'm gonna do it.
Oh, we already got one.
Well, he's trapped in another one here.
Oh, fantastic. Two is always better than one.
Well, uh, like upstairs and, uh, place it up here.
Hey, look how cool I look.
Bam! Look at that, guys!
Look at that.
Oh, shit. Oh, you look sick as fuck, God.
You look sick as fuck!
Oh, my God, how did you do that? You look so cool!
You look so cool.
You know you got a cape that flutters in the wind?
Yeah, it's fucking... You want the cape? You should take the cape.
We can you put the keep on separately? I think so it's a whole new outfit. Oh my god
Oh my guys we need to get away. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do I look serious fucker one?
We have the engineering bench now we just have to
You already have all of this learn
We start with all of tier one learned and a half of tier two. I have everything in the engineering bridge learned already
Wait, oh my god, we're cooking with guys run fire right now. We're making so much progress the other nations are
I'm probably still building houses out of sticks and and and right
Yeah, I need that. Yeah, I saw it fans. Oh my goodness
I
Gotta get a car left
Here's what we need guys we need two other metal fragments in one gear
Actually, that's actually
The middle fries, like where's a gear at I got a
Every next you got a cool
Tell me I got water. Oh you've got so much water. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Out of your mind. Holy shit.
Oh give me the metal package. Quick, quick, quick.
Oh and take this too.
Wait, oh he went to the jess.
That's a hurricane.
Mr. President borrows a car and then got a pleasant.
Oh you're doing it.
How chance is forever.
Lemon, lemon, lemon.
You also need to put like a little tiny like platforms.
Like if you could find like
5,000 stone and like a thousand wood.
One thousand what?
I know just as well.
We probably like two thousand words because we make a T.C.
We probably should be building.
We're probably going to fuck everything up.
Never mind. Let's not build.
We'll just ask someone to put something.
Okay, who has the gear?
Give me the gear.
You got the gear, Kimmy?
Yeah, yeah. One more thing I found.
What did you find?
Don't tell anybody.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'll put that I'll put that back
We got I have to call it guys. I have to call it. I'm calling
It's got food. You're making so much progress. Well, I've got I've got some stuff. That's a food
Everybody be on something to call it. What what?
You're actually so good at this game. Are we sure this is the way out of here? No, and I feel claustrophobic
I think this is the way out over here I knew this
You got my hands right here and pull me up to your left
Okay, so I'm trying to assemble the car like how time to assemble the car gentlemen
I
Know just how to do this too watch watch and learn watch and learn
Everybody always doesn't know how to do shit these days with their hands. We're talking about so let me see
Pay attention I'll see you do it. How's it going? We are incredible. We're incredibly poor. We've lost it all
Everything's broken
My dick
I know I'm close to getting out.
I'll see you.
I'll see you.
I'll see you.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Can you help us set this up?
Yeah, where do we say enough would we where do we we think is the best spot for that
If you just put it like right here
I just put it right here, yeah
Yeah, this cake isn't that fucking aura. Did you see my order key?
Who's got food I
I
Only take we take this just to be safe for you
You're allies of the Japanese
Oh, oh, yeah, we need a battery do we have a battery
Guys, what's the point of you trying to steal our car?
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm getting the battery out here. Okay. Reload my gun for educated soul person
Soul versus educated soul versus
There's a mosquito those uneducated soul purses, I swear to God
Oh my god, we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking. Okay. Okay. Now. We did it. We see the battery. Okay. We
Get the power from boss while you guys do it
I got someone bringing us out of battery and a power cord right now. Fantastic. Fantastic. Thank you, Rusty Pote. You don't know how much this has helped us.
This is a generator over there, Rusty.
Oh, guys. Wait, wait. Can you handle this? I gotta go inside and make the modules for the car. You handle that?
Oh, gimmicks inside. What do you need?
Oh, gimmicks right here. I can lose you.
Give it to you, you can use it.
Okay, wait, Lemon, stay with Rusty Pote, I gotta go make the modules for the car.
Follow me boys, follow me gang.
We're gonna go make the modules for the car.
I don't know what he is, but maybe...
There's a mosquito flying around my face.
Uh, just...
It's just really making me mad.
Hit yourself really hard, trying to kill...
I have been.
I have been.
But commit domestic abuse against yourself, trying to kill that fly.
Okay.
Quickly, quickly.
There's no time to waste, quickly.
I
Head down here the other way is that where the workbench but that is right here. That's that one. Oh, there it is
Yeah, you can step on it John permission to step on
Whoa
Okay, I'm making the modules
We don't I think with an engine
Talk to you with engine vehicle module there is me that that's what we need
This I get some more resources
Did that outfit is awesome. I know the job is to read
What you would there's a little supply drop over here. Should we go to it rare?
Over 250 we got to get the car working first boss
It's right here though. It's like walking distance
I
Got the modules I got the modules. I got it. Oh, it's landing in Mexico. I'm not going who's we're about to go
We're about to drive to Mexico perfect
I'm coming boys. I'm coming. I got the modules. You know we are regarding this thing with my life you camper not bad make a camper
What are you talking about?
A coup is being planned to dethrone peanut is incompetent.
I'd like to see some pussy try.
I'd like to see him try.
I was gone for an hour and you went from caveman to future tech.
Yeah, you know, I mean, the president of this great nation is very wise, and he is not as
people to the advanced technologies of alien technology very quickly. Most of the credit
can be given to the president here, which is me, Peter president. Can I be Monica Lewinsky? Of course!
Oh, let me see, are you gonna wear it?
What was I doing?
Hey, hold on.
Should I make a camper van?
Oh, that's a good idea, because it doesn't look as cool.
Wait, gimmick, are you here?
You got me, got me.
Yeah, sir.
Would you rather a camper vehicle module or just a flatbed truck?
The camper vehicle module works better, but the other one looks cooler.
We got to look good, dude.
You're the president, all right?
Who cares?
Get the cool-looking one.
That's what I'm saying.
I want the president driving in a Plymouth Dodge minivan,
Odyssey, 2,599,000 miles.
How cool do I look?
Build Burger King.
Exactly.
Exactly.
We need something cool.
We can't be driving around in some piece of crap.
I
Will say we do a camper four of us can have beds inside of it
Yeah, are you sure I mean something's gonna happen
Okay, I'll get the camper. This is I must warn you. We won't look at school
I think we're still at the camper. Okay, it'll pay off in the long run. I'm just gonna figure out how to get out of this
Not for a second base
Moreover by the things though
I'm gonna stop guarding this for a second. I hear the press. I gotta talk with for a second. I'm truly taking time taking time
Coconut how are relations going?
I just wanted to let you know I slept so tight last night the bedbugs couldn't even dream of fucking me in the
LMAO that's bad. The bedbugs got locked out. You slept like a corks.
Oh, fantastic. It's so great to hear. I was just spiritually connected with one of my bug leaders who was talking about bedbugs and butt sex.
How have the Russians and the Chinese been doing?
You can even make a bus.
I actually just got back from meeting, so I'm going to figure that out.
But we might have to plan some margins in the sector, Pete.
We might have to blow some margins out.
Absolutely.
Let the people know that the president will be on the front lines with them against Russia.
I will let them know.
I will let them know, Mr. Pete.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Right.
right you can we had buses that we can call in you can make them also I think
buses what's a bus what's a bus battle bus is what they're calling what it's a
battle but you guys we're our car though we talk about cars I didn't think that's
We've got a cargo where I think it's it's around the corner here. Just keep going
You like my kids there they are we gotta grab the three long one we got to have the three long one
That's what we're gonna be changing into the doozy. Oh
Oh
Where's the sex guy, I don't know honestly also the guy that we still is calling never came back grabbed it
Oh small problem. Oh, hold on small problem
Oh you can get over that
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Just put you right on that bad boy. No problem. It's just like so we can we can sleep like this it
Well, we're out of power. Oh, my it's a turn. Thank you. Thank you. I turn it off because you guys were away
If you find a four module on the road we can make it a bigger
Oh, don't worry about that. We got this all under control. We're professionals
What about this sex mask? Yeah, where's your sex man?
You throw bandits at the calm
What are you doing, man?
Hi, Mr. Group.
Hello!
Something isn't right here.
Something isn't right here.
Hold on.
Something isn't right here.
There's no way.
What the hell?
I'll leave it there.
No, it keeps turning on and off.
It keeps turning itself on.
Get anybody else.
Why does it keep...
There we are, there we are gentlemen, there we go, there we go.
Oh, that's good thinking, that's good thinking.
There we are, hop in gang, hop in, we're on the road again, now we will invade South America.
Let me hop in the back, take a bed.
Okay, this vehicle sucks, it does not look cool.
cool. That's what I said. That's I don't do this as a risk. Oh my god. All right. Listen,
is there is it kind of just a nip? Is it food? I don't want to go back into the base.
I'll bring three meat inside this box. You'll steal it for sure. Don't kill y'all. Oh, is
everybody in? Is everybody in? How do we place our sleeping bags? It's a total chick magnet.
Guys, I'm getting word this is a total chick magnet actually. Are you sure? Hey, that's
I wish you had a more pronounceable name that way I'd have to just read off every letter but
I
Italian Italian
Fuck machine. Yeah, guys. We're basically the the the mystery machine here guys
20 guys in South America
Yeah
to the Brazilian no we're not he's every hit oh thank you gentlemen I have a good
day I think we're good I think we're in we're going to South America to get the
red g-goyle right oh yeah yeah yeah we you still have the blue here we got to
go to train yard here you're the tree got some forest across the Amazon river
Oh hell yeah, look at the cape that's floating in the wind.
Oh my god.
He's insane.
It's incredible.
Is it really?
How much more do I have?
How much more do I have?
Dude, all of it.
All of it.
That cape's the best thing that's happened.
Oh my god.
That thing is barely hanging on your neck.
Oh, we're being shot at.
We are 100% ready.
Already?
Wait, are we getting shot at from the oil rig?
No, that was...
From the who?
We are.
We were getting shot at by the Mexicans.
No, that was onsite, I think. I think they were just screwing us.
Oh.
Alright, as we're going into uncharted territory here, boys.
South America.
A lot of forests here.
It's going to get a little crazy.
He's going to go right to train yard.
He's going to go right to train yard, get through a key card, and then scramble.
I will not let them take us prisoner, too.
If they push comes the shove,
I will throw the pipe on in the in our little van here to blow us all up, right?
Hello
Hello
It's Mexico. Yes. Yes
Wait, hold on now
I'm gonna put on the second bags down on you.
I'm really going to use only two.
Oh, guys, guys, the cartel.
Sure, guys, jeez.
It's the cartel.
Hi, guys.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
We're just passing by.
We're just passing by.
Don't mind us.
I'm also T's for the...
T's for the...
T's for the...
Oh, that's so great to hear.
God bless.
That's so great to hear.
Have a good one.
Have a good...
Have a good one, everybody.
What everybody
The peace corps in working in Mexico, we've passed Mexico we have now into South America
The cartel was very nice there very nice. That's how they get you good very good people very good people
I
I'm not gonna see my family for three days. I already know it. I'm I already know this is gonna be a cry and says
I should just go kiss my wife my daughter and say goodbye guys
Yeah, I've already told my girlfriend that this could be just regular streams, but just be prepared to not see me for 72 hours today
I'm already forecasted I might go get the ship. Yeah, the gamer bucket. We might need the game
Go to Home Depot, get one of those orange gallon buckets, and shove it over to the desk.
You guys don't already have that installed in your chairs?
Oh, he's a fan, he's a fan YouTuber.
He's a fan.
Oh, yeah.
Guys, it's kind of funny because the beginning of this whole thing is just like us sticking
around.
Give it, I don't know, 12 more hours and it's just going to be constant.
Uses we need a hundred men over here. They're blowing our shit. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna blow it up shit over here
You do it?
12 hours with the resources the way they are. I mean it's gonna pop off any second you think so
I guess Russian did only in big China
That's true. I just tore that spear
Fantastic, man. I'm gonna go grab that
I guess Russia didn't already be in China. They only kind of sit off the whole whole thing. Oh, but besides the base
What do people need everybody's already got a case
We just need more guns.
Oh, Mr. Sharpshooter, my one for what?
Good, bad, good, I'm bad!
And Mr. Alex, MPA, Zemo, what do you think?
What is bad, good, I'm bad?
Thank you, Bob.
What do you think?
My boss!
Balloon Army.
Somebody needed some weed delivery.
Oh, yes, we are in need of the guns.
Yo!
We're here, we're here.
Oh
Thank you
Let me go over here and make sure that it's of high quality
This isn't some stepped-on garbage. It's good. It's good. We're hot bucks
Yeah
my apologies guys, my apologies
I think I'm wrong
oh, oh, what the f**k
he'll make it baby
I'm lagging
I'm lagging
alright everybody in the car we got some stuff to do
Thanks guys!
Thank you gentlemen, thank you for the great, great God Jeff!
Love you, love you!
I love you too, I'm a good one!
What did they do for us?
They gave us 17 Glock.
I mean, who said I love you?
Oh, oh, I thought it was them.
Me and gimmick are, uh, we're just gonna sit in the, in here for a second, aren't you?
Our stream is down and we're lagging like a motherfucker.
Oh fantastic, fantastic, what a treat.
We're sitting in a car for a bit here.
Oh
That guy's obviously one of the best helicopter flies ever to be born did you just see that I did I thought it was mistaken first
But I think he parked this helicopter upside down specifically so that someone like lemon
Or a flex. Yeah, it was a flex as well. I wasn't gonna see it. I just slipped in there
I was just testing the controls. Okay, we related to tree yard. How do we get the red key card guys?
I'm gonna be right back. I got a week. I have to restart. Okay
Yeah, how do we get the red keycard?
Oh, I have the blue keycard, a green keycard, and a fuse.
We'll be right back.
We're going to restart our game.
It might be a memory leak or something.
We'll hold down the fort for you, Box.
We'll hold down the fort for you.
Don't you worry.
Roger, Roger, Roger.
in the tower one in recycler. Oh,
this is no place for a nap.
Oh, but we need two fuses.
Okay, I found it.
I found a fuse box upstairs in this.
You know, we need it.
We need two fuses.
Only one fuse.
Oh, perfect.
I have none.
Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, let's go to their bodies. Where are I?
We're looking for a different lemon. Okay, good. Good. We're leaving the limit. I'll have any
Lemon has the nastiest bullcrap inventory I've ever seen in my life
Now listen, we have two of the brightest minds in this whole server.
I'm sure we can figure out how to get inside the blue card room.
I'm hearing that there's two switches.
This place over here kind of reminds me it's tickling my brain.
It's tickling my brain.
I'm gonna go over this way. I'm sure that I'm almost certain that the switch is...
That's your sixth sense. That's your sixth sense. I will listen to it.
What are the switches? It must be in this building.
Let's see.
Um, yeah, we wear all the signs inside, is this place, uh, is this place already been looted?
Because if so, we're gonna waste our fuses and our key card on it.
Oh, I have two fuses. Oh, fantastic. Like, there's some other switches right there.
Maybe they moved it inside. Here's a switch. We go back down stairs.
Wait, where? I took, here. Just turning on. Oh! Oh, nice!
Okay, there's one and where we put the fuse. Oh, I think it was in this building. Oh
There's a cruise ship with which building I think this one the second floor. There's a thing either. That's the Disney cruise
That's the Disney cruise
Yeah
Oh, there's a helicopter. Oh, it's shot this time
Just appear appear larger like a stiff in your chest
Why do you show this thing was this thing over here what we're
We're concrete tower in the next which I put I just put a fuse in this but if you see it
Okay, I'm getting with this a concrete tower to the door. I told it. I don't know if there's a correct toggle
Come if you see
What's east tower? Oh, yeah, I see it. I see it. I see the tower
Going forward going forward
Okay, I want to get ready.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't agree with that for just a second.
No, don't you dare. Don't you dare take my goon game.
I'm the one who gave you that.
Oh, I swear to Swing's? Score!
Right. Thought there must be some switch or flicky-ticky inside of this building keeping people's open for it.
She don't get the radiation either, so I'm not giving you my syringes.
I have another hatchback soon to be in one.
I mine actually protect against radiation to a certain degree.
Well, I got it. I got it.
Okay, I'm going to get out of this building because I'm not doing too good.
I just warned you about the radiation.
I was testing just to make sure and confirm.
Well, I heard fetus just found our sex guy.
Fantastic, fantastic.
We guys where we did two switches and you did one fuse, right?
There's
Did you toggle the little did you have to toggle that thing? I toggled it and then I need the doors
What are you sorry about to?
Do we do everything?
Where's the door at
This should be a door somewhere
Go up the stairs. There's a second door up there upstairs. Maybe go these stairs
Yeah.
Hmm.
That's a green door.
Oh wait.
Is that where we're supposed to go?
Oh, there's a blue door too.
Yeah, but none of them are lit up.
What the switch in second floor?
Oh, apparently you do what we just did, but faster.
As you go for the first switch, I'll go for the second switch.
Okay.
I am very low health.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Take this, you stupid bitch.
I said I wouldn't do that.
Okay, take this you stupid bitch. I said I wouldn't give you one of my syringes, but I kind of already predicted that you would get sons of radiation
Oh, we're head back for this switch
You see
We've got switch you said you saw oh, I see I see a second floor. Oh
Yeah, it's when stopped. That was the problem. Is it lit up now? I
I don't see it. We go back to those doors up on top of the stairwise lit up, okay?
I don't see it. We don't see it. I fucking died, okay?
You're an idiot
I was just fucking dumb.
I- I- I just-
I was-
I was far enough away, I thought it was okay. Yeah, I wasn't okay.
Hey, John, there's radiation in this building.
Watch out. Oh, oh, word.
I'm just gonna walk in there naked. No worries.
My little suit does stuff for radiation.
There's wonders, obviously.
Wait, oh yeah, both the switches are flipped. Where'd you put that fuse in?
Oh
It's in the same floor as that switch, but on the other side. Oh
Okay
Well, put the fuse on in the main building was
It is a set which of the second floor the key card building
You know, but and this is this is a puzzle
This is tough. I'll tell you what John. I'll say
I'll tell you. Yeah, it's still not on
They're fusing the second floor of the me building.
They really got us working here, don't they?
They really got us working.
Wait, I hear a bunch of booms by the base.
What?
A bunch of booms by the base.
Coco...
Cocoa raiding?
Who are you cooking for?
There's no fuse here. Oh cool, he's just blowing a fob. Oh, he's just blowing a fob. Okay. That's nothing.
Okay, I go back upstairs, apparently right here. Okay. Alright. Oh, I see it! I see it! Here we go!
Oh
Dad right now the doors should be open. Oh, it worked it worked it worked
It's what it's I go for the blue one which I go with a blue one first. Yes
We wish okay, I'm on the blue
Oh
Of course we are cooking we are cooking
We're really good at this game. I'll tell you I'll tell you what I might be the best
Oh
I'm definitely need you up over here. Oh, I got a long backpack. I'm definitely need you help others
There's just too much shit. There's way too much
Backpack holy crap two large backpacks. That's huge
I got it score
Yeah, too easy
Was that
I
Nothing
All right, I'm back in the game stream still down. Oh, that is a shame. Are you gonna get back on lunch?
Eventually I have my backup in it. I might as well just switch to but I'm just seeing if it if it goes away, but if not
I'll make this one on the bright side. We got the red key card
I see John's corpse here.
No, that's a decoy.
That's a decoy.
A decoy corpse?
Oh.
Okay, could be a shame, man.
Got it.
Got it!
One of those decoy corpses.
Full of loot.
Uh...
Okay.
I'm coming back down to you guys.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Guys, I'm telling you, we will make the other countries tremble with how much progress we're making right now.
Oh my god.
They'll be tribbling
We're sure they do I'm imagine with news hits
Wait
We imagine when you should we have a red key card. I'm never getting off the server. I'm here for the next week straight
No, can't you as soon as news hits imagine when Russia finds out we have a red key card now
Oh
Did you take lemons
Yeah, yeah, he's he he took off
So I just looted his body. Oh, he's getting out. I'm gonna just departed
Yeah, he had to leave at five anyway, and now that we're dealing with this shitty piece and okay
I'm just sitting in the van though. I'm gonna switch internet. See if I get this running, but I'm in the van sound good
uh uh what's your name you get john i have your stuff i have all your stuff i'm almost there i'm
almost there i'm getting a helicopter ride i'm here i've got all your stuff you got the
rinky car now we head back up the missile silo oh this is i'm pulling in here drop the loot
the van. Here I come! Some of you stopped us in the van box, in the green box. Okay.
I'll just put a large backpack in there for you too. That one's sweet. Oh, there you are!
Here comes the bride! Small fat and wide! Thank you Adele, thank you! Thank you, we
kids about radiation you had to learn what it was you had
Jesus Jesus oh Jesus Jesus okay I wanted to fuck me all right oh where's my
it's right here John please you know if you miss anything means you take the
green box and if you're still missing something let me know
I'm gonna check the box. Where's your cape? Oh, I'm pretty good. Oh my god. Just saw your
You lucky dog
My gun is nowhere to be found my Thompson. Oh, yeah, I've got that. You take it. There you go. Here's here's 64 bullets
There you go
And now I'm gonna get
What am I missing? I'm missing something. Oh my gosh. Wait, all right now we ride. Hop back in boys. We're going back to America.
Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm grabbing my chicken. Oh dear. Back to America we go. You look dashing wizard. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
We've got a lot of aura gentlemen. We got this. This cape demands a lot of aura. It demands it.
Well, actually, I can't believe South America just let us come in and take their only red card
monument I
Don't know looks kind of weak looks kind of weak. I don't know if that was a good ally. I don't know
It's a little week a little week
Oh
By the way, can you drink from oceans in this game, I kind of forget because I need some water
Do you drink from do you drink from ocean to this game? Oh?
No, okay
To find oh, we're gonna the Amazon River
You guys just stay right here, okay?
Don't move.
A puzzle.
Is that the light snip?
Quick sippy sippy?
Quick sippy sippy?
What's that?
No?
Oh, this water looks disgusting!
This is prune water!
What? What's that over there?
Oh, something like this. Alright, let's outloot!
Follow me boys, follow me again!
Oh, shoot me, shoot me, oh, yeah, what's up, Doug?
Oh, we're not dead.
Yeah, we know, I was just getting a, a, a sippy-sippy from the Amazon River.
Oh, good, good, that shit stopped.
Yeah, some of that, good, good.
Some of that, is the Amazon River actually cleanin' real life?
Probably not, I'm sure it's great.
Probably just take a straw right to it. You think so?
Yeah
I bathed I beat in it weakly there. It must be really clean
Damn
Do I got to get some of that premium Amazon River water to drink on a daily basis instead of like
friends like
Boss or whatever this is maybe the other ones aquifory
We look dude get out of the base go farm go do sit before bad things happen as I think our team needs a leader I
Think the team is falling apart since I go back there like get everybody hyped up again
Yeah, I think so
We need to camaraderie speech
Did you say your quote?
Yeah, I did. Yeah, I didn't hear it when you made your other speech
Yeah, oh, yeah, let me go back to the base and let's give them let's give the let's give the people what they want
Let's go. Let's go give the people what they want. Let's get this base going
We, you're a weedy, weed delegates. Weed a guy that like handles farming and then he
tells people to go farm, handles like resources like, like, like monument resources and then
he tells people to go to monuments and stuff. Weed delegates to handle each section of,
section of the of the you don't stop have you seen our base I think the last
thing he's a delegate for resources well I do well apparently it's Travis falling
apart you see the chat
we were already got that we were you we already got that we got it but any
talk mommy's in the chat someone said let's go let's go let's go make sure
everything's working smoothly and make sure we're still well on machine yes
these guys hey guys guys guys guys how's it going back to the base hey how's it
going back at the base I saw a little low oh me hungry over here my mic oh hey
guys well how's it how are things going at the base I saw a ping in the chat
go and telling everybody go far somebody was lazing around I think it's going
good
you're gonna take that far the world's unseen oh no no I'm not taking you
don't I'm taking you anywhere I'm sorry are you I'll even have the go and say
conversation right now are you talking to 70 hours
Oh
Fucking hi, are you seeing that John? Obviously we're asking the wrong people. Oh shit. Oh shit. Hey cookin. Hey cookin
We gotta come check this out. Oh coming. Oh, thank you so much for your help guys
Stupid business is right. I'm telling you that guy's having a conversation with somebody else in his own mind
How are they going out of that base you can take us on benches to land
Now
This looks incredible
Wow, oh
Oh my god.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, incredible.
By the gods.
By the gods.
By the gods themselves.
Gentlemen, you have outgunned yourself tenfold.
May 24th! This is better than I could have possibly ever imagined! Oh my goodness! It
brings a tear to a gooper's leg! Oh! A white tear. A white tear. A tear of freedom.
We have contacted the news. Jennifer is with the cracking news right now. Once this is
all done up, we'll have the news team come in here and we'll have all the people come
in here and you'll give your first speech as president.
Well, I forgot to let you, what did you say?
Thank you.
I said we contacted the news, we're working with the news.
When they're up and running and we get this all done,
we'll sit in that chair right there
and you'll give your first speech to America, Mr. Peanut.
Hell yeah!
All right, I'm ready.
I
Was all me no one else
Speed I knew it because I don't want to say the speech I don't see the speech
Actually, no, it was all stone-gallon. He did all he has to find it to be a great job
Back to speech you guys we got practice his speech or something
What do we see? What do we see?
What do we see?
Hello.
Where are my people? Hold on. Let me get my other two guys.
What do we see? What do we see? What do we see?
What do we see? What do we see? What do we see?
We guys, wait, hold on. So I use AI for my speech?
Hello, hello.
It's like, do it quick. Do it quick.
Do it, but tell it to talk like a pirate.
Wait, like a pirate? What do you mean?
Hello, hello.
I am a peanut and I'm a president of the United States I need to deliver a speech that will
The rally, the whole nation, against the Russians.
Is that good?
Is that a good problem?
Okay.
Give me a good short one.
Okay.
Let me see here.
Okay.
It just got political super fast.
Excellent.
Let me let me make sure one news. We do yours make it political. We went to Russia with a lot of
Yeah, yeah, and they're not there. I'll leave a couple like faces, which we took we got rid of but
um, yeah, you have any clue where Russia is based? I know exactly where Russia lives.
I don't think that should work. I think I'm just going to wing it. We're just going to
wing it. We've got a good few of it. Did it get more
No, no, it's just it's just it just doesn't really make a lot of sense
Fuck it, we'll do it live
Almost completely empty
So if you guys need farmers or anything you're almost there's almost nobody in the entire snow
I'm getting word that I'm getting word that Russia is raiding and invading Asia right now for their resources
Our our our military generals are getting rid of this right now. Oh my goodness
Interesting. We must act swiftly. You have your disposal. Oh
Yeah, I think we're about to move right now
50
I think we're looking
I think he was he was the brave heart
right now how patience it must come from
the heart it cannot be it cannot be
pre-written we are here to inspire not to
spew it must come from the heart
we go help we go help China right now I
think Japan and China are getting invaded
by Russia right now as we speak. Get the men ready, John.
You talking about our job?
Are you speaking to our job?
So I'm speaking to this.
Oh, thank God, I'm gonna say I'm gonna tell you anything.
That's a stupid idea.
Hey, guys, before we make this decision, I'm over here.
So I spoke to the leader of Russia.
I spoke to him personally about the situation in China and he explained that China originally
messed with Belarus and Russia came to defend Belarus and raided China as a consequence
for them screwing with Belarus.
I know where they live but the leader of Russia has said that he's willing to meet with you
guys so he's waiting on us.
Oh well in that case tell him to go fuck himself.
Okay, well I know exactly where we're going.
We're getting geared up.
Ready to go?
You can have a meeting with my cock.
Get his butt hauled.
We're moving right now.
Let's go do this.
Let's get these.
We're going to move right now.
Let's go.
You guys see any balloons?
I've got the balloons in my head.
Is there a third?
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
There's two.
Oh
We shall yet see him
Listen peanut if you come over here
Thank you
Don't you want to go thank you boys the honor is all mine
You do your country proud boys. I just want you to know that
You serve the freedom of this country now. Let's run
That was awesome
You got furtive?
Oh, it's this guy again.
I'm attacking the rusher right now.
And you want to come with us, get your motorbike still.
God damn it.
Well, let us show you how it's going right now in the world.
That's going to be the coolest thing I saw here.
We're going to fucking war.
Let's go.
Follow Coconut.
What's going on?
We're going to ask Coconut.
Where'd he go?
Oh, he's deafened.
I'm so glad he's here.
Oh, he's here.
He's out there.
I see him.
Oh, this guy's over there.
He's all over us.
me because I have to store the red card so we don't lose it we will lose all
our problems
cocoa look are we our team's been working for four and a half hours look
I swear to god
You do you cut your bread you cut your breath?
You good breath. I swear when we head over to Europe and you let a goddamn piece of Russian snow
Touch this man's shoulders. You're out of here. You understand me you watch this man's like a hawk
Thank you coconut. Thank you coconut
Thank you gentlemen. Thank you gentlemen. The honor is on mine
You're still fucking hot look at it. Thank you. I lose this red card. I lose four and a half hours of progress
Give it to give it to all the secret agents
Is there any no way in here? Come here. Come here. Come here. Oh, we can stop. I'm against us
Has to be a box in this space. We can stop you know, you're gonna hide the red card. I said I had to make
You have any cloth? I just gave my cloth away to some Swedish person.
Hold on.
Swedish person? You might have been Swedish?
Another landmine person. I don't know who it was. The guy in the helicopter.
Oh, there's a water farmer.
You gotta make that.
You hit my head, Mr. Westbridge.
Oh, shit.
I need some help right here.
Use my head, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Use my head.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
You've done your country proud.
Use my head, Aiden.
I think I forgot that we were heading on out.
Yo, so, so, are you here?
Is there a box in here?
We can put this red card safely out.
You just put that red card in there.
I'm not going to do it gymnastic.
Yeah, I do.
needed okay okay he's cool Peter we could trust the red card with them you
why would I drop my backpack it is a backpack I'm gonna be spawned
no yeah it does it does oh okay can I trust you with this backpack yeah of
course thank you I see this backpack with my life thank you thank you I see that
back once we're back you can check you can check you're good man good man
of course I'll hold on to it this secret engine jingle this hatch right here is
that emergency exit for the president yes sir yes sir something goes down in
here we pop this you jump down and we'll be all good oh my goodness incredible
It began to be a
Many exit theories
Important White House business buddy
This is top-ranked defcon five clearance foul. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's okay
some type of some type of fucking sex freak is out here that's exactly what I
think of a Canadian person looks like you are the first person from Canada I've
seen this whole time and I'm not surprised at all
holy shit holy shit I've never seen a Canadian before well that's what they all
look like right there that's what they wear that's that's the cultural stuff
with the outfit outfits of the Canadians
how is Canada doing?
we're doing very good very well you should be the one it's not too good or
sound doesn't sound good again it's got style you see that they're living
three eleven three
prime minister
no our supreme leader
boating bus
what
we don't want to mess up ties
Oh
Well, I was told that Asia's getting invaded
I
yeah okay okay we did you know do you represent Canada is there a reason for
your visit or are you just a tourist right now
okay please get those Canadian offer premises right now please
What I was going to say was, let's take him back to India, but then I realized he's from Canada, but then I realized it's the same thing.
I just-
Well then I just supported him.
That's just way less cool than what I thought you were gonna say.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't know, he's-
What does this mean?
I don't even know what that fucking means.
Is that-
I can't tell if that's something bad I just said, or if this really means nothing.
I mean like-
For Peter, do we even want to be cool with Canada?
I mean, I mean, I feel like it's more of like a like a gift thing like you know if you team over Canada
It'll make all seven of them super happy
Where are these naked people over here?
We're just uh, we're peeping, we have our luck.
Oh, you got the hot-ass hand of the tail?
Don't stress about it.
You look like you're fucking a little man.
Oh.
Oh.
Onyxon24, set launch seven.
Doritos for a show of force.
Shit.
We're about to go shore force right now.
You wait, you wait.
I tell you boys, this ain't the preliminary.
As soon as it gets hot,
These nations are gonna be just out each other's lives.
You're from America.
Woo!
You're from America.
Let me quiz you.
Huh?
What's your favorite food?
So, make sure you have burgers.
Who's the king of pop?
Peanut.
What's...
Is it like American question?
Peanut, look at the cat.
No, look at the cat.
The doobog is not the king of pop.
What the fuck are you talking about?
fuck are you talking about lemon got murdered
fall off like that
oh fantastic fantastic
a trade yard
rax rax rax
hey you perry
i don't trust you
fuck you gil
secret service
secret service get this guy out of here
get him out of here
get him out of here
where's get him out of here
come with me please
follow me this way
thank you agents
this country's a mess
i know
You gotta figure this out.
What is the Kinkapop?
I'm American, I swear.
Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson!
What the hell are you doing over there?
Okay, yeah, I'll just, you know...
What the hell?
I don't even know that!
I heard there's insiders, you know.
I was just making sure, you know.
We just gotta keep asking American questions
and then we'll shoot out the spies.
Gotta contact me
Hello
That is the United States P not to you, sir
I have just gotten seven nations to pledge their field to us excellent phone call there
let us proceed incredible so what did I actually say they should say they laughed at the land
I just keep look at look at everything that happened in the last four hours would have
taking me four months to do on my own yeah we are the country is thriving
right a beautiful place the economy is going good our immigration is going
well we got the you got the White House being built right here gonna get the
Pentagon being built we need a Pentagon we need a Pentagon for sure now are we
We attack and rush or what?
I should go over there and fuck some guys up.
Wait, Coco, we need to get back to our roots too.
We need a trailer parking in too.
To the massage parlor there?
Yeah, we gotta get that stuff.
We need a Hooters.
We need a Hooters right over there somewhere.
A Hooters, a Buc-ees maybe?
It'd be good to get a Buc-ees.
That Buc-ees could be good.
And a NASCAR rally right over there.
Okay.
Yes, yes, fantastic.
Hey, where's a NASCAR?
That's all it goes right over there right over that shine right over there
If you make a viewing show make sure that the walls are soundproof just in case someone
We need a rock fighting cage as well. We should hold a rock fighting champion
Championship
Fireworks yeah red wood white fireworks, you know
Oh man, these are sherbons!
Big coconut, are we going to fuck up the Russians or no?
Oh, because that's why I gave that guy my backpack and said that we were going to kill the Russians.
Ooh, yup.
Oh shit!
Ah, that depends, department.
We just shot!
I don't know, I'm tired of the shirt.
Where the fuck is that?
There's nothing to tell me, I'm gonna go back and do the recon.
Well, I hope we get in the Air Force together.
Oh, shoot.
You pick up-
I hear a pan.
Is that a pan?
Hey, a pan!
Can you hear me from over there?
The pan was the guy in the chat earlier, told me he's actually a lazy bitch in the chat.
What's going on with the Air Force?
What's up, Captain?
We're going to attack Russia right now, right?
well we got to get more rockets first
cocoa but the Air Force scrappy everything we got that already cocoa
so already we're just waiting on rockets I'm getting people to farm wood
I was actually coming over to yell at these motherfuckers
to go do things but uh...
should we just run over there then right now and start fighting or what?
we need more rockets
We have like two and a half row of rockets. We need like we can cut that thing in half
We can absolutely demolish those motherfuckers. We just need more rockets to do it
It's an easy raid Coco, but we got to be careful with these guys. It's still a force to be reckoned with
Yeah, we got to get more rockets, let's get everybody on it
We're gonna get more bombs. We're doing that peanut. I'm getting people ready
Get my special agents my special agents let's have them on the rocket case. I'll be fine on my own for a bet
Special agents get lucky quick
They need to hit trees
Oh, they made like an actual like whip
Run that red when we don't get our car our car should be somewhere up here
hmm well there we go how funny boys we're head gone out we should we cook
I need my bag back for the red card yeah yeah yeah yeah so do you have that
backpack just took it in front of the way he's gonna grab a silly juice yeah
Thank you. Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
Now we ride. Now we ride.
Thank you, good show. Thank you.
How we ride?
Good luck, Mr. President.
Thank you, good show.
Thank you, good show. Thank you, good show.
You're doing your country proud.
Up in Coco, up in the, let's talk in the, let's talk in the discord.
I'm asking, boys.
well well well he's giving back yes yeah I just got my stream back up everything's
just been a little fucky but I'm actually finally ready to rip oh fantastic
I have honestly I don't have a lot of room to I guess you guys gonna have to
kind of live we're going right from mr. son of the mess has it somebody already
got it I don't think so who's this
Bobby fucker who's this guy do I need
a round to this oh I think you're gonna
put it right over here but on yeah I
did a has that we need a hazmat for this
actually I got I got two has much I
got to give it a story you guys but
you we all got as much we're Mr. Sino
right next to the base that's my house
but we are gonna I'm gonna I'm pretty
Who's he? Who's he? Who's he? Go ahead, take it.
I got it. Okay, let's do this.
I almost have no room to live in. Like, literally, almost no room.
Have to do the backpack in here.
I think we need the backpack.
I got nothing, boys. I got no room at all.
Shit.
I know.
You guys have a base?
No! We were told we couldn't build a base!
What? What not?
Oh, no!
Yeah, okay, you tell us.
What are the rules mean where you can only have three bases you can only have one creative base one main base in one?
Oh, yeah, that's because of the FPS
They don't want the summer to shit itself because there's so many people on here
Yeah, fuck it
Make a little shop shop real quick you grab yeah, yeah
Yeah, what's the rules on little something something?
I got exactly what you're gonna take this
Give it you take this ground some ground some wood is that you take this you grab already got some stone
Well, you can have two fuck you. I'm gonna get some stone as well and then we're gonna make a little who's he do's he
And we get some store-ins
Mario
Yes, I base it's a camp. It's a it's a fob a Ford operating base
How do you have one chaos in the game and this clueless holy?
Well, yeah, I even do nothing there was clueless
Oh
Redownloading some of the new
I'm gonna get out. I'm good with wood if anything. We can get to the sound like anytime.
Okay, okay.
I'm on the case, I'm on the case.
I'm making a little, who's duty?
America depends on you, Pete.
I'm on it, March! I'm on it!
This is our moment. This is our time.
I should have grabbed it back.
What do you guys think of the event so far?
Oh, pretty cool. I'm just kind of...
Wooo!
I mean, let me tell you something.
Me and the crew, we got a red key card.
Really fast and I'm not I don't think any other nation was doing it quite like
Yeah
Let me go on
Yeah to leave it five anyway
When it gets going it gets going
I can already tell I can tell that it's gonna pop off
Man, I can see, there's like the pre-liminary period.
It's about, I can touch, it's about to go nuclear.
Then there's that whole thing where you go to the moon, like what?
Yeah, it's just, it's got to be a moon.
I don't know how that's going to work, buddy.
We've got to be the first to go to the moon.
Now, 100% we've got to be the first people on the moon just so they can be alive.
And we've got to be the first one to throw that nuke, just so they can be alive.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah! Just so they can be alive!
First one to the moon, first one to fucking use a nuke.
New Cali!
Am I right, boys?
Shit
Shit
We're just doing a one-for-one copy of this bed
You already got the game plan. You can just Google our history
I need some more wood. Is there a stone? Does he give me what wood is it?
Yeah, I'll get more wood
Have you talked with any other countries since I've been out of the loop, Pete?
Uh, no, not really. I mean, I've been cool with the Netherland guys now.
I think I talked to those guys.
Oh.
Hmm.
All right, I got a little bit of wood here.
Got a little bit of wood.
Enough to make a Hoosie-doosie as...
Hmm.
What's your peanut wood say?
Yeah, a Hoosie-whatsit.
A Hoosie-whatsit, boss.
Oh, a Hoosie-whatsit?
Oh.
Yeah, I'm gonna need some...
I'm still learning the...
language.
Yeah.
The vernacular.
I'll talk to you slow.
Who's he? What's it?
What's it?
A lot of gunshots going on over there.
A lot of Kupblamin?
King Von is our White House defense.
You turned that shit sideways.
We're good, trust me.
I'm putting a lemons kit in here as well. I have four axes.
Oh, I see lights over close by.
Okay, all right. It's set up. TC's up. Boxes are down.
Lock of the door. Door locked. Yeah. I put all your stuff inside here.
What is this?
A huge mattress.
So this is a Hoosie what?
No, this is a dingle, baby.
Oh, it dingled him.
Who's he watching with the walls?
Also, you can only unlock that door.
I know.
I don't have any.
Well, I have metal fragments, but I don't want to use them
on that because we have a card to repair.
Are you guys ready?
I'm not even sure.
Maybe you should put all your stuff away.
Put all your stuff away.
Like all of it, all of it?
Well, no, not all of it.
Well, no, just what you need is what you bring.
We don't need a fuse, right?
I don't think so, no, we just need that thing, the red.
Did you put a sleeping bag here, just in case?
Mm-hmm.
We have a Harvey Cap response, so we can just
spawn there if we need.
That's true.
I didn't put mine on there.
I just been throwing sleeping bags everywhere, dude.
Oh.
OK, let's proceed.
This machine I locked it was I think I think that Bobby guy died or left so there should be lots of loot here. I think he died
You gotta come over the door for me we went to our oh my god
We were the base go oh
Shit we need the I should have skinned is it will regular has he be okay? Yeah, everybody. Yeah, everybody
I'm coming John. Don't you worry about coming? I'll let you out of the base
Don't you worry hop on out chief hop on out. Oh, hold on the cars leaving
Come back car, please
He's pushing again
All right, that way why do you guys come back?
Get in the damn car. What the hell are we doing out here?
You're a hero. You're an American hero. You're an American hero.
America, thanks to you.
All right, pop the truck bitches
Get in there
Rod oh, baby, it's gonna be easy
You die here we ain't coming back to save your ass
Yes.
Pop the truck, boys.
Pop the truck.
Hey, did you bring that backpack?
Yeah, I brought it.
Yeah, we got it.
Nice, nice, nice.
It's really empty, too.
I got one, too.
That has, like, two things in it.
All right.
You first, boys.
Yeah.
You be anywhere.
We don't need to show up.
Everybody's got a backpack.
Oh, guys, I got a store.
I don't even think we have that yet,
because I want to be with.
In XMPH Z-SYNTH.
Hello, Mr. Pena.
Hello.
Thank you for all that you do to entertain us.
Anytime.
Hello, Mr. Pena.
All that you do to entertain us, can I get Mr. Peanut in 2020, president in the chair of New Orleans?
Both for me, both for me.
My first action as president will be...
Here we go!
Well...
Well, it's the first action...
What I'm gonna do first as president, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna make all Canadians where it still has...
I'm gonna go back for your gimmick here.
birthday party blessing blessing and and my second action as president is is
We're gonna um we're gonna
In second another backpack
Every big Mac comes with a Malboro rat
There it is. Vote for me, 2028. Vote for me. Vote for me, vote for me. Vote for me, boys.
Alright boys, come on. Quickly. There was another two megos.
I think they're already...
You're the one behind the murder.
You're the one behind the murder.
You're the one behind the murder.
You're the one behind the murder.
and the president
of the united states of these americas
these americas
i'm from the republic
my indivisible
once and for all
what's it for liberty?
what's it for liberty justice? and justice
liberty and things
We started to be in justice in the middle, so I got to start at the beginning of that time of stuff to remember it.
You got time on?
I guess you can't just start in the middle, you know, it's gonna get all confusing, you know, throwing up.
You're gonna start at the beginning.
Mm-hmm.
Is there supposed to be no mob here?
I haven't even picked up a single thing, dude.
Yeah, I don't think there's a mob because that's yes.
Well, you need to go off.
Oh, radiation!
Oh, me more, me more, me more!
God, I'm worried.
Where's the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie?
All right, we cleared it.
We got it.
When the sploog hits your eye from a big, bralic guy, that's a moray.
You guys, where are all the scientists at?
They disabled the scientists because these servers go to 1FPS with the rain scales.
They disabled the PCs.
What's next to the nuke? Oh, sorry, John. He'll have to take the next one. This elevator's full
This is gonna be my first accident I was gonna get all white
Well, oh
Lemon just got kicked
Wait, why did the bot just kick lemon?
Which is because he's a sk
No, he logged out because our stream crashed. Oh, okay. I'll tell him to buy them back
So probably make is a spy guys. I see you. I want some access. We go to rush and fuck some guys up
Okay, you want me to get up you want to do that?
Let's go let's go
Oh, I don't know how to get out of here. Did you take it out?
I think give it goes right give it. I'm already know
We got one more elevator.
I don't believe it.
Yeah, I know how to get out.
How to leave you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just laughing and let me get in there.
I got distracted.
This is the right way.
This is the right way.
Wait, is Pina behind us?
No.
I'm in front of you.
He's set the elevator in our face.
I'm almost out of here, boss.
Yeah, yeah.
I was just making a scene if we should wait for the elevator.
Hey, hold on.
He's dead.
How the hell do I get out of here?
Hey, it's-
Hey, how-
Wait!
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how that-
Uh...
How the hell do you get out of here?
No, no, no, that goes down, that goes down.
Why do you do-
I think it's, uh...
Um...
I mean, if you go back down...
I was just coconut, I have 23,000 hours in this Godforsaken game, you can't leave this out of here.
Is that-
Yeah, he's gotta be stupid.
He's gotta be stupid.
To be honest, most of the time I come here, I just die.
We gotta go down, we gotta go down, we gotta go down.
There's a...
Mr. John?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I want to attack.
What? What?
Remember when we went to Antarctica and they killed us?
Yeah, I remember.
Those were the Russians.
They live in Antarctica.
They don't live in Russia.
No fucking way, they've been there the whole time. All right, we're gonna go fuck them up. No
Oh my god
No way
To get lunch like those bastards and seniors
Oh
We're going, we're going, we're going to beat the ass, I'm going to go pee real quick.
Yeah, on our way out, yeah, yeah, uh, any moment now we'll figure this out.
Let me out of here!
The penis of this elevator is shooting in.
I'm pretty sure it's up on and then there's another one down there, I don't want to leave!
door somewhere there's a back door and it goes it's like it's like a little it's
like a little back door you know what a back there you're about a back door
before mr. John yes yes oh yeah yeah oh yeah I figured I figured you were a
connoisseur that's what the armistice of their god don't get angry ah yeah I
Should be a negative one or we go up one wait
What we do I think this is how you get out right here boys
Yeah, wait remember this is I get out cuz cuz remember when we were doing that new come in on my server
We'd come down here and the guy was sitting with the rocket there
Yes, yeah, yeah
Quick get me get over here wait over here
Yeah food Tina, um
No
I hear gimmick outside, oh hey buddy.
Hey how you doing boss?
Hey guys, I don't know.
You got food gimmick?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's in my backpack.
I can't even see some corn.
I'm Gordon Lord.
I'm Gordon Lord, I'm Gordon Lord.
I'm cord-lord. Wait, how do you open the door once it closes? I'm cord-lord. I'm trapped you inside of the other
You've got to go down and up again
Cord-lord strikes again, excellent one gentlemen excellent work
It's all clear first the button I'm out
what the fuck just happened to me what you make are you here i don't know yeah i'm right here with
you buddy i'm at your car buddy follow me boy follow me okay i told you it was level negative
wonder what we needed to get out on i literally said that what no i know you didn't
Oh my god.
Special Agent Scars Warriors!
Special Agent Scars Warriors!
Special Agent Scars Warriors!
That should be just enough time for me and John to...
Special Agent Scars Warriors.
What's the 401k?
What's the 5112?
What's the 401k? What's the update?
The 401k, as I've been told, I've got six minutes to get my arson gear or else.
All right, okay, put it in
Godspeed you do you do you cut you cut you great service special agent scott's warriors
It's all for you, bro, all for you a good man. You get a man. I'm gonna fuck you so hard later
What?
Did you see something?
What? Like there was a guy and he went over there.
What?
Hey! You get out of here! We gotta get out of here!
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
Woo!
That was close.
Alright, gang.
I'm hopping into the car. You guys out?
Woo!
I
Mean
Something you but something I don't know
You said you got it literally in the middle middle of missus. I know on top of it not inside on top middle okay, okay, okay, okay?
What the hell is Cuba doing?
You got a fucking communist on our land!
We're coming, we're coming.
Get the secret service!
Alright, get us the secret service.
Secret service, secret service!
We have Cubans out the midst of silo!
We've got Cubans in the midst of silo!
What the fuck?
We've got Cubans in the midst of silo!
Okay, we're going in.
Dude, I gotta go through you.
Oh, yeah, I got real here good. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah, we are
The fuck is this?
While these guys have names are left my shit by accident
Yeah, we might oh, I don't have a radio
Oh, it's well. Oh, no. Oh, that's our guy.
Oh, yo, get the puzzle over your armor, please.
Okay.
Hey, did they kill you coming out, or did they kill you?
I was right on top of the car.
I was on top of my car.
Remember in the entrance where you crashed it?
I think they're running away to Southwest.
I think I see them.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
Got one?
God!
The hatch to the missile silage is closed.
I ain't one of them went in.
Maybe, maybe.
Oh, they went in.
Can't we just camp?
This might be the base on the right.
Just camp them at the exit, camp at the exit.
Hey, what the fuck?
That's Mexico, right, P?
That's Mexico down there, yeah.
No, T, coconut, they just went in.
To open that door you have to swipe a red card.
They're inside the Mr. Sallow as we speak.
As we speak, as we speak.
Yeah, they're probably in there.
Yinok, are you here in there?
No, I died, I died.
There was a light, I think I saw three, but...
What if you guys get the pleasant in your armor set?
We need to get a red card right now.
They're in the keeping, they're at the Mr. Sallow.
They're at the Mr. Sallow boys.
What if you guys drop the pleasant in your set?
Mr. Peter here. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
They're in that Mr. Sallowboy. They're in that Mr. Sallowboy. I saw the door close.
Oh, you can keep the gun. I'm gonna get on that.
Oh, yeah, your whole job looks sick as fuck. Oh, we just had to keep this door.
Yeah, we got it.
They're gonna have access to the cameras.
Yeah, they know we're here. They're gonna be inside here, though. Hold on.
We need another red guard.
play I thought if they didn't do my body I'll have one they would have gimmick
they would have gimmick right here we take my body which is a pretty quick
she'll be released please fucking plans oh wait how they take my car it took
your car he took my car what and that's the book to walk off well it must have
to walk off as motherfuckers so these guys have been just just KOSing from
like 300 yards since they joined the server absolutely no intention of doing
anything political whatsoever maybe because they know where they live but
I say before before we attack Russia we wipe you off them yeah I'm Cuba let's
get him let me say we don't know where they live though which way did they go
No, no, they live on Cuba. They live in Cuba. It's south of Florida
Okay
We got the Air Force ready. We'll fly by their base. We just got robbed by the Cuban
We won't forget this Cuba you get a name my buddy ladies. We're no I didn't see it quick enough guys
What was it that the guys need the charge?
Okay, I think I think the boys are ready for this right on Russia. Let's do this. Oh
Shit, I gotta go back in the base you're saying
Castro Castro
The Dal Castro
That's him. That's the Cuban all right
Wait don't leave
All right, you guys ready we're moving now. Hey, I'm sure the bottom up to the bottom
I mean, I'm naked
How much a comment log again, I just have in combat
Kill okay, all right, you funny, don't you wait
Wait, what are you trying to say combat log? How much of my comment log? I don't know what you I don't know
What oh, how do you check your combat log? Oh, I don't it's think it's F1, but I'd hide your screen
I already did I see you know what to type in right here. Oh, yeah, okay. I see it. It's um
hells going on
Clear underscore nine two. Yeah, I probably shouldn't read that number up. What the hell?
It was the hell it doesn't say his name. It says
He says a number
We are I mean where it was come come on come on Dante Ddab
It was my best friend Bean's birthday today
It would make the world to him if you wished him a happy birthday
Fuck your friend B. Are we all live? Are all dead?
Yeah
Armour set and rock. Armour set and rock.
Somebody give Coco your armour!
If you're in a kit, just give it to him.
He come to me. Two people.
Sacrifice your kits, let's go! Sacrifice your kits! If somebody doesn't...
Somebody needs to be in a fucking hazmat. Give these two a kit.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm gonna go get the gun. I'm gonna get the gun for a second.
We're shooting people on our team in the main track showing up.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, where you at?
Uh, I'm right here in the middle, I'm jumping.
We good?
I'm inside the compound.
I'm uh, I'm in line to get out of the base.
Oh, right here, it's me.
I'm going to run for you.
Okay, we're ready to go then.
Oh, I'm going to shoot my own people.
I'm trying their base.
Hey guys, just so you're aware, people are probably going to have to log off and log
back in.
We've got a lot of people in these things.
So have you ever done that before?
Just don't.
Have you had VIP?
You know, folks don't.
Alright, P, get inside the hallway.
We're doing this.
Also, do not move when you get in.
We fucking guns away, all the way, and everybody's crouched, looked down, and squeezed.
Is there any way to fix the games?
Because I'm pretty worried that I'm gonna shoot down guys.
It's gonna happen.
It's war.
Lock and load, boys!
I don't have a good speech.
I actually say that.
Oh my god, dude.
You gotta log out and have VIP do that.
Log out, log back in, do not wake up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just so that we can fit as many people in here as possible.
Oh, gotcha, K.
Do we all have a good...
Everybody, if it's in the structure, push forward, push forward.
Everybody, push forward, push forward, push forward, push forward.
I'm uh... ah, okay, I made it out of the base. I made it out. Where you guys at?
Alright, who should be good?
Oh, where the hell are you?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I got nothing, but I'm coming
Are we going for the Cubans?
We're going for the Russians
Does anybody have a med?
I need to get shit then
I actually need some meds too, I have no meds
I got meds, don't worry
I need a gun and shit
I don't have anything, because I just lagged out
I lost all my shit
I'm sorry.
Peter Piper used the smart dying tools from Amazon Business.
And positively prospered.
C'mon, give us a wing on you!
Earth's best.
I know!
Kick your ass!
Kick your ass!
Are baked with good stuff.
So whatever the next adventure, we've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
We've got it.
I
Be fine. We need to wear the air. We might be fine. We'll treat the way of the air. We told where the air
Watch the whole love show son. See he had a grab you get to go
No, John. Just just get in the hall. He's somebody will give you a gun. I'll give you a gun
Oh, wait, you guys are in the other alley. I'll get in this
All right, John you in
There's two alleys there's two alleys
Hey guys
What? So exciting, huh?
It's exciting. It's exciting.
Get your hairs fucked up!
Meach! You're so fucking loud, Meach!
Do you enjoy this?
I'll be yours!
I'll be yours!
Let's go, let's go!
Coco is on some random corn.
Yeah, let me out. Let me out.
You need to get peanut in that in these scrappies.
I'm in! I'm in, bud.
We're ready to go. Let's go.
Everybody's good?
Let's go!
I'm getting in the back one. Let's go, guys.
I found some ammo.
Go fuck these guys in the ass, boys.
Alright, everybody.
He's done.
Like it's own boys!
you
you
you
you
you
You
So you want to make it on us, y'all don't want to be the football of both of us
God, you're so robust, God, you're so robust
BGP don't want us, we got lots of no-one
And shit was a little longer than I thought it would be
And it's all already over
I thought this helicopter was a little quicker.
A little faster.
You boys ready?
I just banged Love Sousa.
Okay, hold on.
That sounds bad.
I just listened to Love Sousa.
I'm fucking ready.
Oh yeah.
I'm ready.
Oh yeah.
you to say too much coming out of the hideout what are you doing I was like listen to me
in the Odyssey song oh my shit wait look up my head look up my head what what that's
our air force but I can't see anything I can only see a fetus
look down real quick for me please it's absolutely I see 11 days oh I see it I see it I see it
I can't move I can't move oh I see both of our guts it's beautiful oh
The
what?
You should at least have a decent see that girl is in
Protect your presence. Do not let her die. Protect your presence. Do not let her die.
Let them to these fucking communist people. Let's get to what they been fucking with.
Hell yeah, Charlie!
get the balloons up! get the balloons up!
Get me! Get me!
Now you're not watching me, or I'm not!
Go get out of here, you bunch!
What's wrong with you?
You son of a bitch!
You let me sit in the house and I'll go!
So we have a school, how much should we give?
Who's the only answer for all the problems we've got?
Danny!
Danny!
Danny!
There's a mine on the desk!
Ah, ah, ah!
Danny!
I'm leaving!
I'm leaving!
Danny, beside!
I'm gonna watch them all!
Danny!
I'm gonna fight you down, Danny!
I'm gonna fight you down, Danny!
I'm gonna fight you down, Danny!
Die! Die! Die!
Josh ready for that guerrilla warfare.
I got the wrong memo.
Fucking it, boy! Fucking it! We're taking what you said!
He's got a scanty. He clicks on his scanty mail.
Hey, hey!
Josh!
Hey, you gonna do the back-to-back?
Keep it back?
On the back, yeah.
The boys are gonna beat you to bed when we get closer.
This is the sweetest thing ever to ever happen ever in existence of humanity.
Ever.
Forever.
And ever.
Forever.
Now do you know what this is about boys?
Absolute cinema. Absolute cinema. Absolute cinema.
This is war.
I'm running.
Do you have any food? Go go.
Yeah corn.
I'm going to kill him.
Keep moving, boys. Keep moving, boys. Keep moving.
He's rushing. He's rushing.
Don't fucking shit. Look in front of us, Pete.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.
There's honestly going to be a real big problem with these name tags going up.
That's going to be a huge problem.
Yeah.
Fucking little boys.
they should have modded it a b2 bomber
imagine how sweet that would have been just two weeks fly over just two weeks fly over
we're moving, we're moving
we're moving, we're moving, we're moving
gimmick are your feet cold?
We're gonna get a nitty-nitty.
A little nitty, a little nitty.
A little nitty, but the fires of purpose,
the fires of purpose keep me warm.
The fires of purpose are the eye of the tiger.
The heart of the lion keeps him warm.
Listen to me, everybody. Do not flank.
Do not engage your position. Do not flank.
Team Kyogre's gonna be a very, very big thing.
No flanking. We move as one.
Move as one Air Force say what doesn't say within our ranks don't fly ahead because there's to be DK with you guys
There's a rushing tree taking down!
There we go, there we go!
Here we go! Here we go!
Lock it, boys!
Oh shit!
Good job!
Nice work!
I'm gonna hit anything!
Move, move, move!
Oh, God!
I'm falling down the way, they're gonna kill me!
Hey, check this out.
It's gonna slip on the ground here.
Go, go, go, go!
Move it, move it!
Move in, move in!
Move in, move in!
Move in, move in!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
We're going, we're going.
President needs this.
I'm coming here to serve the name of the president.
They're having the property for kids.
We're getting down to the right. We're getting down to the right.
In that tower, in that tower.
We're getting down to the right from that tower, boys.
We're getting flanked!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
Bring that castle down boys!
I didn't fuck that boy, I'm one shot, I'm one shot!
We're getting flanked, we're getting flanked!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Oh
They can't be camping the bags they can't be the bags they can't be the bags
Who are they camping the bags?
They're camping are yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go!
Someone on our team is full killing us.
What about our bed, P?
Do you have a bed?
Yeah, I'm putting a bench out of the locker bench.
I'm really good.
Okay, good, good, then.
We're good.
We're good.
Keep up a good fight.
There can't be the one in P-37.
There can't be the bench in P-37.
I'm so confused.
Are these guys...
What?
Who?
Who?
I'm so confused. Are these guys who there are people on our team or just go around hitting our people with rocks
What are you sure?
Yeah, the guy green over said he just full killed me. What really?
Yeah, remember same remember same
regime
Shot a guy with no plate from the direction we were getting you know, I don't know if I team killed or not
But no, no, it was very very heavy. I hesitated. I'm dead
guys I I'm thinking we came here under prepared I got had a gun with four bullets
I'm I think we'd be wiser first to grab our supplies
we're the big of it we're the big of it I fucking we got to we all die there's a
bad there's a bad there's a bad for you team that's one of the bed I'm gonna touch
you have a gun P? I got a gun, I got a gun, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Okay, we have to fight this out, we need to kill as many of these motherfuckers as we can.
I should only let's get out there!
What gun do you have?
What's the code? I got an LR.
I don't know the code, I don't know the code.
Go to the nose, guys, go to the nose.
Yeah, I think they took it.
Oh, pig, I'm gonna have you shit, pig, I'm gonna have you shit.
Oh no.
Hey, do this stuff, do this stuff.
We can get another frame, get another frame, get another frame.
Thank you brother, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, we have to hold this thing down.
There's a bomber team behind you.
We don't even have this gun, man.
What's the code for this?
They're not, they're not.
Grab this, grab this.
We need to get out so our boys are dying.
We're pretty white.
Oh, man. Oh my god, our boys are dead
Nope
I
You know what's rounded what's rounded bit the fight by the base. I think you got to take these rocks with a really really
They're all on me. I can hear by him. Okay
This fucking be a name out here. Oh my god
Nice nice nice good fucking shit
Hey, back to the left, back to the left, back to the left!
I got a full AK kit!
Like two below this ridge over here, there's an AK kit down, I think, still.
Oh, what's this fat ass get inside the mansion?
I think that door's too tall!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Oh, that door's too fucking tall to get inside!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I got it, I got it, I got it, hold on.
Oh
You watch you watch we're taking the fight back boys we're taking the fight back
Come on boys
I'm in front of our base front door!
He got me, he got me!
Oh my god, I'm not running.
Are you back in?
I'm back, I'm back.
You can just use me.
Don't open that door, don't open it.
Go right outside, they're gonna rock it.
They're gonna go, they're gonna go.
Fuck it, we're going!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
We're getting smoked out here boy, we're getting smoked!
We're getting smoked!
It's a massacre!
I'm running the wrong way!
This way boys, this way!
Come on buddy, come on buddy.
Watch the team that was staying and watch them team up.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
this we were underprepared this we were underprepared yeah we got we got
What is that?
I don't know what that is!
It's just water, it's just water.
Wow.
It's a deep safe.
Latin America?
I- I still don't even know what that means.
I- I still don't even know where the fuck that is.
I'm just...
Latin America?
Okay, so that's South America?
What time what time that that's actually Argentina like it's it's Spain Argentina like everyone
Okay, so same same thing we go again go again. We go again
But I want the battle, but they have not won the war. That's right. And now we know how strong exactly
I could have closed that door. I could have closed that door and saved us a couple bits of loot.
That was not it. That was not good.
Was Sparta there too? I think we got...
Was that Sparta with them?
I don't know. I thought we were allied with Sparta. No, I...
Some should happen. I don't know.
Russia ex-Latam, okay.
Wait, so...
So who who betrayed us?
We got betrayed I don't know did Brazil betray us no Brazil Brazil's not with them
I don't think we got to figure this out. I'll get intelligence on it right away
You can't get intelligence on it get intelligence. Oh, yeah, we need we need to
What the fuck is smart is that Mexico?
No, it's part is like Greece
What the hell is that?
We got betrayed for sure.
North Mediterranean, North Mediterranean.
What is that?
It felt like we had a full team come and flank us.
How could they have gotten past us to our beds?
No, we got betrayed.
We got betrayed.
100%.
Until next time we have to have
a whole huge base farm.
Rockets out the butt.
Everybody's got to get to farm an ASAP.
Mm-hmm.
You're TVF all of Canada nobody's even up there we have a snowmobile that has so much metal and sulfur
Let's see a card around the map. Is there no Canadian?
All right people are insulting my intelligence. I don't have you know. I'm hyper intelligent
high IQ high EQ all right pal I would make play-doh look like a prince oh
perfect God said mr. Krabs to my book for these boys good man good ah man thank
you my boys please did to my boys thank you brothers thank you brothers yeah big
facts big facts big facts hmm guys you guys all right you guys over oh hi
module I don't wear greases when you sit there behind the chat and can just
Google it. I know you Google that. I know you Google that. No one knows where Green says. Literally no one.
And look at it!
I just ruined the farm for him by closing one door. That was pretty sweet.
These rocket launchers?
I'm in the far by here but enemies outside
They are the last one
Excuse me
Oh no
Shit
Oh shit, that's actually a ton of stuff. Oh my god. Oh shit, that's a ton of crap. Oh my god
That's Jod, do what you're doing, bo-a-ing, want mail sent.
This message is for the viewers.
I won the cool-down.
Now please continue watching a peanuts whose map awareness, call Christopher fucking Columbus.
I'm fucking Christopher Columbus in this bitch!
I'm Christopher Columbus in this bitch!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
We're about the map!
We're about the map on these purses!
I'm telling you what's what!
Okay, we're all back on grind time right now.
You farming up?
I'll be there in just a second.
I'm actually the last man standing inside of the farm.
I found myself a shotgun. I'm gonna give them one nice piece of my mind!
I'm gonna remake us just some regular kits so we can actually go and...
...underround without dying immediately.
Well, you guys...
Oh, the roof is open.
Hey, how you doing, boss?
How you doing?
I got a shotgun here. You take it.
Did you get it? Yeah. I got a jack-o'-mortar to defend.
We just need to seal off the roof. Give me wood.
wood. I'm looking. What are you doing? Oh, they sealed. They sealed us off. Oh, yeah,
so get out of the roof. We just put a door on the roof. Okay, let's just do it. Let's
just take one of these doors and put a frame. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking for wood though. I've
got stone. That's the one I got the wood. That's the one. Okay, I'll make a move. Whatever.
Yeah, he hates me. Take a door off. Take a door off. Take a door off. You've got it on
on it. On the door. Where's that frame? Uh, what do you mean with frame? You just
hit me, hit me, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
I got it, I got it. Here, here, here. Put the door down. Hurry, hurry, they're coming
back, put the door down. Got it, it's locked. Bam! I've already created authorization
on TC as well. You've created it? Okay. They can't get in, they can't get in.
They're up top, they're up top of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they are.
They're up, one's on the roof, one's on the roof.
Hello.
Can you come up here so I can, so I can, your lock first?
We don't really have any doors yet.
No, we don't.
We can, we can kind of do this, but there's no frame.
You guys dead?
We're not dead yet.
Hello.
Our spirit is on fire.
I'm back in I'm making the airlock
Lock complete good lock down it lock down
Did you get my pump by chance?
Your pump is right here it's safe, you have the stairs
I'm gonna grab it quick, I'm gonna grab it because I don't want this to suffer
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I'm coming I'm coming
Fuck you
Fuck you fucking
And these guys really open the door I told you
Yes I'm watching you
Let me tell you something your country crap
Alright your country's crap
I told you
Your country's dog shit
You have a cool train station
And that's a body and pow
Fuck you and your country
What are you screaming
Fuck you
Why are you screaming
Why are you screaming
I'm not a fucking idiot!
Why the fuck are you yelling?
It's the morning, fuck!
Come out and talk on the street!
Oh, fuck!
Wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
Open the door, fuck!
Open the door!
Open the door, fuck!
Open the door!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
I'm a member of the Russian.
Hey, do you have a hammer?
I'm Jack Hammer.
Come on.
Yeah, I got him.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
There's one to this way.
There's one.
There's one.
Where did him?
Okay, okay, hold on.
Okay, listen, listen to me.
What?
There's a plan.
I'm gonna, I, I, I, this one.
Tell me, do you want to come through the door?
We'll get outside the door.
Okay.
Okay.
Tell me what you see.
I see, um, I see, uh, a man.
I see, I see, uh, two, three.
I see four.
I see four guys
Listen, you see me like right below. I have a building plan. I'm gonna wall it off
You can't get shot from the other way you're gonna open that door
Wait, I got a guy ready. I'm gonna walk
Holy shit
You know that
What if they kill all your motherfuckers?
You know that? You fucking bastard
You lose all your AKs, you lose all stuff
HAHAHA
What if we lose anything?
We brought kid with hazmats
You lose everything, you lose everything
You lose all your stuff for a day
You do nothing, you just blow up
on the one wall
You don't have the computer, look out
We're nobody, trust me, we're not the ones you watch
You take good nothing
Screamer of key it's not a bitch you can't do nothing get out
Oh
You see that
Where's all that give you up with all that talk
To me come to me
Go deep! Go deep!
Go deep in your mom!
Go deep!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
He's ready!
He's ready to suck my dick!
Oh shit, oh shit!
Block him!
Hey, please!
Oh fuck!
Block him! Hold it on!
I'm gonna rip him up!
Oh, it's worth it!
Get down! Get down!
I
Make us proud boys make us proud
91 I don't want to make you do it. Okay, dude, wait, this is the last time we're gonna go ready three two one. Let's go
Oh my god. I kind of suck. I'm
I do a lot at that last point.
I do a lot at that last point.
Oh my goodness. There's literally
13. Holy shit. They are deep.
They are deep. They are deep.
Let me taste some. Let me taste
some. We did our country proud.
We did. We did our country proud.
I got you proud we went down swinging
Fuck it scumbag rats fuck them
We'll come back
See me out there. Yeah, the way I
Little kids to get back
We'll come back with ten times of boys a hundred times of boys unless it's crafted at the moment
Whoo, whoo, I guess those guys got another thing.
Go hit Cuba.
We've got another thing coming boys.
Yes, I would honestly that would satisfy me the more.
I'm going to go back to farming.
Hey, let's farm up.
Let's farm up.
Let's get out.
Let's get our resources up.
Yeah, let's do it.
What's up?
What is that?
There's a chance they might hit us too.
So we got to prepare for that as well.
Either car, actually, we need that car and a jackhammer or something.
It's some resources.
It's some nice resources.
Oh, this is going to be ugly in the end.
Yeah, guys, I'm telling you, the tensions are going to go high.
No, it's not.
They do not like that.
My group.
She's
I do a digi pretty good. How are you guys?
Do they spawn you without a rock or an a torch or tonight I drop it you definitely drop it. I'll see you for like lag purposes
I spawned with one they spawned they spawned you with one. Yeah, yeah for sure. Oh
Oh, what was that?
What the hell was that?
Oh, good thing it just told us everyone who's online.
That's good.
Curt team size 50 out of 60.
Ah, perfect.
Ah, perfect.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
All right, you're inside the base, gimmick?
I'll be with you.
Yeah, yeah, I'm in the crafting area.
I'm just trying to get kids together.
Did I drop my rock in my toy?
There's like no cost.
I don't know what I'm doing, guys.
It's kind of my bottleneck.
I'm not gonna lie to you. I haven't played rustin bitty moves. I might want to go out a little
game trailer for like 10 minutes. Get my get my newsy back up. I was uh missing. I was missing.
Yeah, what's up? I was missing those shots. I was decent by the end of the peanut wasteland,
I stopped playing not like crazy. I could hear the side
I mean honestly got the South Side is all walked down, huh?
I mean
Make this
We know it's like a box of rocket. You're gonna get a jacket destroy it. That's how it wiped off the map
I agree. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. These launches
Yeah
Here's some
I need to give them a chance.
This is from your side.
I hear a sound, Mark.
We got a way to handle that.
I was broke.
Yeah, let's farm up for the next two, three hours, send all the troops out to farm.
I will contact Mexico and see what's up with them and the drill.
I know all this stuff about my body.
I'm really happy right now because that was a low risk, but we didn't see the law of information.
I'd rather lose like that at a small scale than lose later on, not knowing the numbers
that they had.
that we were coming that would be
the downfall of us would have
south america with the scrap
piece that you got 10 to do
take before you run here we go
we're in a good spot we do you
want to go out on a farm it
would be vice yeah yeah yeah
but I I'm trying to get kids
together I have I kind of have
I just don't have a lot of cloth, but I got I got Thompson's for us. I got ammo
a ton of it
What an up
Just enough
I knew it was beat up. Oh, yeah, my name is
My for my head I think I think
I'm looking for like an armor
Hi, it's me. Hey, what's the code?
The code has bad. Oh, that happens
I purchased the code had met I just don't think it's
Doesn't show I think the first 50 show up as a
Show up as a team
I
Just even work you have to skin it or do you craft it as the cool thing?
It could go. How do you I like it that cold has that like do I skin a regular hazmat or do I have to craft it like from a base?
Like I could just want to remember the hazmats are like specifically are different than any other skinning in the game
repairment are you sure it's just getting are you sure okay okay I thought maybe you might be
different I thought I thought it was different well I made what I could there's just some
common some resources I have armor but no helmet I have four Thompson's for what do we just get
I'm just get those cold hazmat so we can just go up in the snow and farm okay 100% I should
I just throw that stuff away. Let's make some cold hazmats. Let's do that.
Hey, someone took my torch off my body.
They left you a pony.
I make a hazmah?
Yeah, you can. It's like tarp.
I've tarped for so many kids to eat high quality battles.
Yeah, tarps. Forever.
Let's...
Yeah, I think these charts are pretty hard to get. I don't know if I should use these.
Parts are very hard to get.
Parts are the bottleneck.
Although in this server, when you loot one, you loot four, because there's four exits.
Where can a man get a shirt around here?
We might actually have...
He's a showing kid.
Let me know if you guys see a showing kid.
You want to cover your pectorals.
How does I not know we could make hazmat?
I'm missing showing kids.
Okay, I just got 19 charts. Hold on here. What is it?
is it? uh, sewing kids high quality?
three in the bottom!
oh, oh, we're gonna...
the bottom which one?
i'm gonna make this has...
oh, there we go! three of them!
thanks boys!
please, shit, what just happened?
oh my gosh!
the high quality bamboo
stowe pollub 15 cent
i told my wife i'm getting a burnt peanut tattoo
when i show her it, she said
you can't get the word bungalow tattooed on your body
i just... i just...
well...
I will say tattoos are permanent since it's my my
Perfect, I just got really big on about the car about it before you do any. That's what I say. That's what I say
Your wife sounds like like a like a wise lady very wisely very
bottom left
But let's box. Oh, there you go. Oh, you guys are making some hazmat shoes
Oh, you're making okay. I got a I already got two. Oh, you got two. Oh my god
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we Coco or give it. Can you hit me those? I'm gonna see if I can skin them at the bed
Yeah, I already skinned them but oh you have the cold ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got
Oh, how about you buddy? How about me?
It matters with the...
Uh-oh, here you go.
Thank you, boss.
I wanna see if I have this.
I wanna see if I got this.
I'd never bought the skins, apparently.
Oh, you have a gun, uh, peanut?
No, I don't.
I've got a Tom anywhere, but...
Here, here, here, take this.
Thank you, boss.
Take that.
Has a flashlight on it.
Oh, perfect.
I have guns for you guys, but...
ammo is the issue.
Oh, let's get moving let you get some meat so it's very money
Hi
Oh, hey, John. How you doing boys? Hey, I'm making I am gonna make you a hatchback soup
You're gonna have to ask give it to skin it for you
Where was asking for Tommy? I'm gonna put two Tommy's
What Tommy in the box next to the repairs bitch go up there to ask me to give it nice and kind like
What's a gentleman yeah, I've got do we see there was drugs I forgot
Yeah, this drops
Getting this my friend
Team player
That's me. I'm gonna go do some meetings. What are you meeting? You want to go around?
It's a meeting job
I'm gonna wait
I'll come I'll come I'll come with you give it take this
I'll come with you give me take this side to this
uh can I give it to you drop by the way the the the
Cuban stole our car so we're gonna have to get another car
I'll I'll get them a car hold on beautiful identity fucking communists I'm tell you oh
agency looking ready for battle if we do because I know he took everybody says everything
A little too literal here
We're gonna go
Everything's random anyway, somebody's doing this work, right Amy
It ain't me.
Okay, we're out of here.
All right.
Good luck, Mr. President. Good luck.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Who are you?
I'm coming back.
I don't think so.
I'm reducing the policy.
What resources do you need?
What do you need?
Hawaii! Hawaii!
Everything, sulfur, metal, glass, low grade.
Keeping it.
Let's go somewhere where there's a lot of...
I think cloth, I've realized, is the biggest bottleneck.
You're fine. You're fine. Mr. Peanut over here.
I'm taking this.
You don't need to have that.
Let's just go hit this drill.
Alright boys, time to do some good prophecy.
Let's go figure out which nations...
Fuck that!
Who betrayed us in that fight?
This grid is beautiful.
Going to South America.
It's fantastic, bitch.
If you guys want to join me.
I think the best resources are still above us.
And nobody's even up there.
Because Canada's been doing nothing.
But is there cloth up there?
Oh, I don't know if there's cloth up.
So peanut we're gonna go meet up with the cell because if we could take the entirety of South America
That's a direct Lincoln channel to Antarctica
Now that we know an article is our mortal enemies it makes things a lot easier because we have friends in Africa
And we have friends in South America and Mexico, so we're gonna unite and make South America whole
We are we could destroy onica
Okay, okay, that's a good plan. Let's go meet up with the Brazilians
Viva Prisa, Viva Prisa.
I might have a quick silly juice while we're in this helicopter ride.
I'll be right back.
Boys, don't let us get shot down while I'm gone.
Watch carefully. Watch carefully.
Don't let anything bad happen.
What in my wa- Oh, there's a ladder.
all right guys all right okay which one of you guys went on the internet and
told everybody my girlfriend only leaves me hamburger helper I just went out
I have not eaten hamburger helper in a ton of years to make some homemade
all right I went out there to grab a stewardess she said she says you tell
those motherfuckers it's not ever gonna it's not ever gonna ever I
see home makes everything she home makes everything official announcement
official announcement! Someone here went out to piss her off!
All right, lock it in, boys. I'm going to do some diplomacy.
I'm going to do some diplomacy.
Jimmy tells people that?
gimmick have you been telling people that my girlfriend feeds me hamburger
helpers
i wish i had though that would have been i would have i would have
that's a great guy just dead serious tell everybody yeah
dude
I
Just want to make it very clear
It's apparently it's important. I know is that important. I thought I see every helper was like there was I you see that a lot of times
I know it's delicious, but apparently I
Want to let everybody know that I do not have a girl
And I want you to know I'm not been telling people that she has been feeding you hamburger help
Everything has been cleared up.
Right, everything is under control now.
It's under control.
The box is crushed.
Thank you sir, thank you.
Let's receive, let's receive.
Oh my god, maybe lemon.
Ah, I don't know.
I don't know, what's going on with my friend?
Oh, baby, sorry, gears moved.
I'm so quite good, bad, good, ah, bad.
Thank you, Bob.
Oh, hello.
There, there, there coming.
Hello, Peter.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The deal is there!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
It's not me who's spitting the lead on this.
Hello, hello.
We're coming in, we have a meeting.
I heard the lumens been saying that.
Oh, I have to go, I'll just go.
You can't tell us apart yet.
Yeah, come in here.
Come, come, Junien. Come, let's you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
hello hello as we are see we got to get I'm not even lie to you and I'm not
losing the Russians like before it was more like just like regular velocity now
I'm passed we are not losing the Russians we got we got to come up with
I'll call him guys.
Seriously, big guys here.
I mean, as long as you're cute with this guy.
I mean, you're a big guy, gentlemen.
Good.
You keep it going back to, like, two minutes.
I'm having a quick deal with the facility.
It's okay.
Oh, yeah.
It's a good time to be here.
Man, I'm beanbag chairs.
This is very nice.
This is nice.
This is nice.
Hey, this is how we met.
This is how we met on beanbag chairs.
Remember, Pete?
I remember.
I said, I was playing on the server, and I said, I need a piece of shit scumbag to lead
my team to victory, and he said, I believe, quote, I'm not piece of shit.
scumbag
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I said that you did that you didn't thank you so much for welcoming us into your beautiful home
The president over here has a few words. He'd like to share with you guys
Me president or him president?
You know you man, oh, there's two presidents in the room come out. All right, okay. All right. Yes. Thank you, Mr.
Coconut. Thank you. Good shit. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good shit
Now listen boys, we, as you know, just attempted, and I won't even say really attempted, it
was more of a recon mission to gain intelligence, we really lost almost nothing.
What attempted is the word I will use, attempted a raid upon the Russians, which you already
probably have received intelligence living in Ardika and not in Russia.
Let me tell you something, those scumbags have teamed up with some teams that we are
would not informed on coconut. Can you give me, can you give everyone in the room the
guesses of who they are, they were aligned with during that fight?
It was Argentina, Chile, and the CIS.
Who the fuck is CIS?
I don't know.
I think that's the label that Russia is using.
I think it's Chile and South America.
That sounds like a Russian label. I'm going to be real with you. That sounds like a Russian
Yes, I know it. I talk with the president of Russia. I was ally with them. But when you guys try to attack them, they come here and say we have no more friendship.
So for now, I'm just with you guys. And I have no ally with you, Russia, because you guys try to attack them and we are enemies now.
enemies now. So they have two things, one in Russia and one in large size. And that's
why you guys are CIA. It's them. It's Russia.
Let me assure you, Mr. John, and that you are not just with us, you are with everyone
we've teamed up with as well. Japan, Africa, Canada. I believe we have even a few more.
through T-Land, but we will be seeing an attack, a full-fledged attack on Russia very soon,
and we are hoping to be counting on your support for that attack. Perhaps maybe an
Eiffel Tower, you guys on one side, us on the other, or whatever coconut deems is the
right move, he's kind of our war guy.
Okay, sir, let me talk something. Argentina and Chile, if it's with them, so we will counter
Argentina and Chile and not the... how can I... one second, let me talk with my translator.
How do I say to him that we're going to put the stick in Argentina and Chile while they're riding in Russia?
You know? Because then they won't help each other like it was last time, that Chile helped Russia.
You understand? Then you have to be a pin...
I'mma tell you something, I'mma tell you something, Russia kind of betrayed us.
They came in asking for peace and asking for alliance and then they threw it in our faces
and said like no, we're aligned with Dylan Zito and Chile and Argentina and Mexico isn't
the same bucket too so be careful with Mexico.
Mexico?
and we'll never make sure defected with the way it was.
What do you mean Mexico's in the same boat as well?
That's used to us.
Yeah, you better be careful.
Like they are aligned with the Latin people
and they basically wanted us on the same page with them
but we kind of have beef with Chile, you know.
Oh, okay.
It's really, it's chilly guys.
Yes, it's chilly fucking around with us.
So you're telling me for certain that Mexico is no longer in line with us, right?
Yeah, I did plan to, right?
Oh, I see you could tell you.
So this is the new man, this is the new man.
Before we can deal with Roger in the south,
you should squeeze Mexico!
I come from the north you guys come from the south and we crush them then we move
This is the motherfucker the balloon I'm talking about
He's coming around you every now and then just fucking us and trying to grief us we
not letting that happen. That's truly for you. And they're aligned with Mexico next.
A bunch of lot of harvest.
Is there anything you can prove this plane? Because this is a very, very serious thing.
I mean, I believe it wholeheartedly. We were in that meeting coconut. Mexico was...
I really had to do that.
Well, I...
I...
I'm not going to make that up for you.
That's sex. But they are...
Mexico is friendly to us, but they are in Chile, you know, and Chile are enemies, ma'am. I don't trust them
You know what they say to us? You know what they say to us? They said I mean
Mexico had beef previously with the latam and with us and
What they said pretty much is that they wanted to gather us in one alliance and put assigned aside all the previous beef
So they could go and go against you in a big alliance
But we are not friends with Chile or Argentina.
We could think about Mexico, but since they said no, we're including Chile and Argentina too,
we kind of bailed out, you know, like we don't want to be with them.
Because we don't want to be near Chile. You see what they're doing to us right now.
I'm telling you gentlemen, we have to cross Mexico together tonight.
We have to wipe them off the map tonight.
And then we can deal with Russia.
Yeah, we do. We need.
We take Mexico tonight! It's decided!
Well, Africa, what's your guys' relations?
It's Russia, I think.
It's Russia, I think.
They've been cool with us because they fucking hate Russia, and they're right next to you guys.
We want to take South America and the Middle Continent.
If we could control South America and the Middle Continent and USA, we'd have a very, very good chance
because they Africa has one piece of the nuke already so it's not the best
interest to alliance and unionize with Africa but we're going to do our
good we're gonna find out this information about Mexico
do I have your word Junien that you guys are with us why have your word yes sir
you you can trust me my friend thank you Junien I appreciate that bro you have
You have a Brazilian word my friend Sharma.
Viva Brasil! Viva Brasil!
Calm here, calm here. Just handshake, handshake.
Oh wait, I think you were supposed to choose papers and that was a handshake.
I think you were supposed to choose papers and that was a handshake.
There we go, there we go, there we go, very nice, very nice.
Godspeed gentlemen, Godspeed.
Those guys blew up our helicopters, guys?
Did they blow it up?
Uh, I can give you a mine copy in a second.
Oh, thank you.
That's a gift from you.
Juden, are we taking Mexico tonight?
Or not?
Yes, sir.
Yes, for sure, my friend.
We have a box of rockets.
Just come with us.
Just come with us.
We'll even end the time.
All right.
We will join up.
It's just a few short hours.
Thank you gentlemen. Thank you boys type of stuff. You don't ask bro. You say you say date and time and movie there, man
Fucking griff. Yeah, I see fuck that grip guys. I got a weird feel remember we hear that meeting
I got a weird feeling for that guy
I mean, this is the most super stupid thing he's done.
You guys lend us a mini-
He's a piece of shit, he's a bitch!
He's a bitch, he betrays and liberally let me the first 10.
He showed their whole hand.
Imagine if he went over there where we had everybody in mental care.
We went over there with these half a fucks and half a fucks.
Half a fuck.
You did that with a full like
Showed their hand and we almost lost Jackson not that
You threatened them I threatened them after 30 minutes of talking on my leader
Do we get access to missile silo fine you could have it join our lines
Can we have Texas? No, we'll give you California
Then I threatened up. Then I threatened up. Alright, it was not me! It was not me who started it! That jackass started it!
Thank you boys! See you soon, gentlemen! See you soon!
I'll be safe flyers to your round. Bye. Bye. Oh, I forgot what you actually had a helicopter
We'll get back to this go back to this one
Come here. I'm gonna talk. What's up? What's good? How's that? I don't know
I think this is
I don't know what that is. I don't know what it is.
Wait, what is this on the regular map?
Who's this?
Hey, that's Cuba! That's Cuba!
What's up here?
This is fucking Cuba, the guy that took our car!
Hey, hey, hey, who is this?
Hey!
What got you here? What got you here?
What fucking got you here?
What fucking got you here?
What fucking got you here?
What fucking got you here?
I'm fucking...
I was born in Cuba, motherfucker!
You're still in Cuba, bitch!
I'm fucking dead!
I just killed you...
Oh, damn it, come on!
I'm fucking dead!
What the fuck?
Oh damn it coconut damn it coconut get my shit bring it back to the base
Negotiations failed
Do that listen watch what I don't I don't buy a lot of shit dude. There's a lot of weird stuff going on man. I
Yeah, I like the Brazilians.
Yeah, you like the Brazilians?
Yeah, I've seen it with all the Raiders.
Brazilians are like super chill.
I believe those guys wholeheartedly.
I would be, I'm telling you, I'm saying it right now
and you can call me stupid later if I'm wrong.
But I wholeheartedly believe
the Brazilians will not betray us.
I like them.
I hate to fucking chill.
You can call me stupid if I'm wrong,
but I don't think I'm wrong.
I'm 100% certain they will not.
not. But man, man, I don't want to fight with Mexico. Like, like, it's just it'd be much
Oh, man. Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm coming in. I don't want to fight Mexico either, considering
the second biggest army. But I'm telling you, you saw from the very first meeting, there
is no reasoning with Griff. It's not. It's not, it's not, it's not gonna happen. I would
totally be down. I mean diplomatic. But you saw from the very first week, unless we can
talk to someone other than griff. We talked to someone other than griff. He was a VP.
He was a VP. So he wasn't even the leader of Mexico. Well, let's talk to the president
then. Let's talk to the president. But that's the last chance. That guy gave me shifty stuff.
We got it. I mean, even if it means our destruction coconut, we can't be, you know what I mean?
Because right now we have a leg up coconut because right now we are certain about the
alliances you're certain if we go talk to the president of mexico you not see
though that the brazilians were gonna team up with the russian channel oh
thank you good sir thank you good sir you are fine man awfully coincidental
that chili you even know that balloon was fucking chili rocketing our fucking
helicopters police man that wasn't even fucking chili that was chili why would
Why would the Brazilians not shoot that shit out of the sky?
They- what- we really why would they shoot out of the sky? Did you see them?
They would lighten that thing up?
Yeah, but they never killed them.
I literally saw rockets go into the blue.
Yeah, but they never blew them up. They never blew them up.
That blue was fucking far out of the sky.
Gotta suck a little sometimes. Just mean that they're traitors.
I
Think guys I think I could I think everybody here to me they were trying to take that thing down
Give me 20 I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
I try to do that thing I felt I do try to do that
I don't want to make a drastic move here because if we fuck with Mexico and they were cool the whole time
That's a big fucking flop. No, but no, you see it's not coconut
Dude, a literal blind person could have seen from the very first meeting with Mexico that they were going to betray us.
I mean, are you kidding me? Everybody remembers that meeting.
That was obvious. This is the Mexico and Brazil situation are so different. So different. So different.
World's apart. World's apart. Am I right boys? Am I right?
World's apart.
World's apart.
I will say, both of them seem friendly, but Brazils did seem more... they did seem...
If I had to choose Brazil would also they give good vibes also they're like a thousand Brazilians
Like the real world for the game
Well in the real world therefore the game, right?
You guess so I
Don't know how many Brazilians are in real life. There's probably more than a thousand
Well, I isn't Brazil like on on like twitch isn't there only like the second biggest or they're like actually like tight
Like with America for like they have just have tons of gamers. Oh, there's there's 200 million gamers in Brazil. I'm getting word
Mm-hmm a lot of gamers. It's a lot of gamers. That's a lot of gamers
Okay
All right. Come on. Come on give me we got to go get um
You gotta go get a new car. Let's go fight one. Why should we get we got to be the parts of what we drive it
Yeah, I'm telling you, Coco did.
He's beating.
We're gimmick, dude, listen to me, my son.
Were you in that meeting with Mexico with Gryff?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Were you out eavesdropping from outside, boys?
For a little bit, a little bit, but not enough to get a relief measure.
Mr. President?
Mr. Gimmick?
Hello, American.
Hello, sir.
Hello, sir.
Hello, American.
Hello, sir.
You are doing God's work.
this base oh did you know it's not that way did you turn around did you turn that
way did you turn around it's not that way they go this way
did you follow me on TV I get out of here
we're not actually in the clan ironically we're just in the rust group
but we're technically not in the you
Oh, come on in. Come on in. Right over here. Right over here. You go down here.
Who's that? Who is it? Who's that? It's just Genji. We're on guard. We're on guard.
It's just Genji, we're on guard, we're on guard.
Paws alarm, Paws alarm.
Of that?
God, Genji.
What's the way out?
You know the way out if I hate my life.
Mr. President, Mr. President.
Yes?
Come, come, come.
Can somebody add Genji to the GC?
I'm having an ad to the GC.
You got to get back to the table.
Thank you, Mars.
Thank you, Mars.
All right.
For Mr. President.
All right.
We got it.
We got it.
Thank you, Mars.
We're all good.
I'm happy about you.
You're the TCGGG.
You can walk by again.
You guys get better.
Oh, Joey.
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
I was talking about this one.
I couldn't find her.
And that was evil.
Can you repeat AK?
Do I need an AK?
Yeah, I can use an AK, honestly.
That would be pretty good.
Move the spirituality off.
It's all I want, right?
Unless we're low.
Because I'm not gonna lie to you.
You guys are better.
You guys are good.
I'm ass. I'm just a copter.
Okay. Where's my stuff though?
Oh, it's probably down in this hole right there.
Why are you saying you're kinda gonna kill the Cubans?
In the game. Shit dude. I'm telling you all this stuff is gonna be...
I'm gonna cut it.
I got a fucking black.
I'm so fucked up this whole thing.
Um...
Hmm...
guys just don't if you can just do me a solid and not clip me during this man
it would be huge oh sorry what's good I was talking about this question I saw my
policies fantastic taking time taking time
only the finest bar president thank you sir thank you good sir you are doing
your gun to procs!
That's not American.
Oh, what was that?
Hey!
What was that?
What was that?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
So, is this the way down?
So, is this the way down?
Yes, uh, it should be safe.
Somebody, I, it should be to the end.
You can't shoot a lovely crafter.
That's killed.
Oh.
Oh, I'm not dead.
I'm alive.
Right there, Mr. President.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
You can go ahead and take the shotgun shells.
I'm sorry, sir.
Uh, what's EJ on that, uh, GGTC situation?
I just heard some booms.
I can't even fucking respond on mine.
You might have to offer it.
Come down.
Come down.
You got it?
No, GG.
I'm doing it personally.
GG.
I'm on it personally.
Don't you worry.
I'm not going to unload the shotgun trapped in.
I'm on the case personally.
You're going to hold E on it and then do the authorized friend
and then look for Jinzy, it can happen.
Well, I'm here in search.
Got it?
Yep, got it, got it, thank you, thank you.
Did you are on or be off?
He's getting her, he's getting her on.
This is her new machine doing God's work!
Thank you, good shirt!
I'll have to touch six.
Yes, sorry, yes sir, if you need anything else, let us know.
Thank you, good shirt, thank you, good shirt!
Thank you, good shirt, I just add you to the TC,
you should be good.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate you.
You think Jinzy was pressed with the way she sat,
J.F.K. twice as well.
You were one of that one guy that said,
I'm adding to the TC, that guy just said that and then
fucked up.
Frank, he was just an S tier baseball,
yeah he's cool, I like that guy.
Dude, what are these triple stacked industrial shows?
These things are sick, is this like a new thing?
Dude, there's so much about Ross,
I just don't know what the hell's going on.
I've never seen it before.
Do the dabs of rushes shoot me, self.
They are so cool.
They are really cool guys.
I mean, they've made, there's nothing else like it.
I mean, it makes sense that old Gary was the guy who made Gary's mind.
He's the one who made this, this game.
Should we, should we, um, mm-hmm.
Expecial operations here.
Just remember, wars aren't won by brute force alone,
but also with being smarter than the enemy.
You are God speed.
Yeah, yeah.
Just a wild man, you don't have to worry about that.
You're looking at it, genius.
You don't have to worry about that.
Chills are due to 9 cent.
Peanut! We named our newborn son Gooper.
He's two months old and the only thing that makes him smile is when you say Goop, Goop, Goop, Goop, Goop.
Guys! Guys, guys, guys.
I'm so flattered. I'm so flattered.
Gooper! That's... That's not a real name! That's not a real NAME!
I've... changed that kid's name.
I'm so flattered, sir. I'm so flattered. I really am. I really am.
And I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for you that it is a momentous moment in your life.
Wow! You guys are about to be so happy. What a great, great, great thing.
Great, great thing. What a great, great thing.
For the love of God! Do not name your son...
Cooper! Least!
Uh...
Oh...
Hmm...
Uh...
I see, you know what?
Oh, well you can just call him Cooper.
That's a sweet name. Boom, look at that.
And then it'll be your little secret on the...
On the birthday gift.
I see, you know what? That's actually kind of fine.
Umm . . .
Umm . . .
Uh . . .
Mmm . . .
Super-Goobert
By the way, gimmick! Gimmick!
We have two decisions here. You can either go to the north and mine some stuff.
We found out where Cuba is based at we can go kill them and take the shit
Like just me and you
No, no, no, we caught them lacking
I'm telling you listen their bases on one side of the island
You just go to the other side with a boat all quiet like we wait till one of their farmers comes out and gather stuff
We kill them take a step leave that's it
That sounds wonderful. Yeah
335 by the time that sounds great. Yeah, you're a key cuba is the one that took our fucking car
I'll be a greening box and a shell carol
They've just been horrible since the beginning
Let's do it. Let's do it then
Judy low grade. Let's do
I know we have low grade in here. It's I've seen stacks and stacks of
Oh, yeah, I found somebody seven. That's me now, right?
Oh, she got any medicine five five
That's it, that's it
This is yours, because it's nice guy
All right, let's go let's go get these humans to get these humans. Let's go get these humans
Yeah, let's go get up
Now look at the map a quick they live right down
In the bottom right of J21, I was killed by coconut on the right side of K-22, which is where we caught their farmer.
It was a previous nuke from a previous global warfare here in M-22, and then I don't know what that island is on M-23.
I think there's a base there as well.
But they're all communists, and they're all going to be starving when they get over there.
I mean, you just throw a feather out of the wall.
Old tiny cars.
Old tiny cars. Old tiny cars.
Oh, old tiny cars. I thought you said old tiny cars.
Well, they're usually tiny as well. Old cars are a lot tiny.
They just drive clown cars over there.
They haven't figured out how to make them bigger yet.
It's just a matter of engineering.
It is quite complex. It is quite complex.
Yeah, right. We need a boat. Where do we find a boat at?
Oh, actually, we can punch this right there. We could just
go over there. It's literally that's it right there. Yeah.
You know, when I look at the map, it seems a lot bigger
because, you know, the world and stuff. Yeah.
That's it right there. Like giants. Every step we take, we're
crushing like a little town the problem is once you kill him they'll be on higher
guard high high higher guard oh we won't be able to escape yeah that's why the
boat yeah not getting there is there a fishing village near oh there's a fishing
village right here do you have scrap on you I know I have something good
scrub I got this thing how much crap is it for a boat is it 125 I think it's 125
Yeah, what do you find boys? Oh
Yeah, hi alert. Yeah, what would I say? I just had a stroke you were 25 with you
Yeah, what's really fine, what's really fine? What's you get?
Okay, not be has an ego problem. So anyone that comes out of this
Like a weirdly almost it's like an insult but
It's like weirdly polite. It's just sort of a statement. Oh
Wait, hold on zoom in coconut bitch as an ego. Oh, okay. She now turns from a statement to an insult now
There it is now. I should we take that side down?
Well, no, no, no, no, right here right now. No, no, it takes like a thousand bulls in that again. Oh
Well
Hmm, how do we take that sign down signs have a suspiciously large about a house?
We could use satchel charges. I think we're gonna satchel. I think we just break into this bitch
Oh, we go to the framers made of wood. How about we just flame this thing down?
Yeah, wait, I mean this is this is this is in America
What is floor as Florida left the Union or what this is in our land? I don't know
And they got the vice presidents. They're talking shit. Yeah, they're talking shit on the vice president
We should we should tear this thing down. Hold on their windows open. Do you have any ladders?
You should get some ladders come up there's huge one on but the windows are open that's high treason
It is treason to talk shit on your politicians.
Take it down immediately.
The president himself grabs a ladder, sneaks through your window and blows your shit up.
As he does, as he does.
If you talk shit, the president of the United States of America will sneak through your
windows.
with explosives
Molotov's shit up. It's a tail as old as time. Mm-hmm. That's what happens with anyone talk shit about their president
What is this to all these bases in a male?
This thing's the whole body. Wait a second. This thing's a little good. This is a raid base
In a second hold on
This is a raid base there she is
Yeah, look at the top. That's what they do for raid bases. It's a mass, weirdly big raid base.
It's right next to our base. Maybe it's like a, maybe it's a defense tower or something.
Well, let's try a Kodai. If it is, how could we work?
This is a raid tower. Oh, it's our air, it's our air force.
That's what I was thinking. That's a little too close to a comfort. I'll tell you that.
this door that's the one we drove out of earlier those sons of bitches it's
gotta be an inside man making all these terrible toys if you're an AK in this
base where would you be you grab the ladder I'm gonna land yeah do we need
I'm just glad it's doing a little uh, a recon mission.
Awww.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I'm looking for the ladder.
I don't see ladders.
Okay, one second.
I can follow.
See what's the ladders?
I'll throw the wall out here.
You can take off and learn it.
Yeah, wait, let me see if I have ladder learned.
What do you do?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But, um, what's that mean?
They have no, they hate Russia.
Mexico cannot stand Russia and they fucking hate them.
Big shade Brazil lied to us?
No, Brazil and Mexico definitely have a quarrel from previous World Wars.
They have bad luck.
Oh.
That's what they were just coming from.
But Mexico was kind of pissed.
The guy that we spoke to was the VP, and he might be a little antsy,
upset that we said we would annihilate them if they didn't team up with us.
Oh, well, what we can do is well, okay, all right.
So they're, they're both on our team, but they're not on each other's team.
So what I, what I said was, why don't we bring you both of you to the White House?
What do you think of that?
That's a great idea!
Also, that guy did demand New Mexico, Texas, and California.
Yeah, that's exactly what I told the president.
The president wasn't aware of this.
That was lost in context.
Are there two attack helicopters rocking in our bay right now?
Yeah, I was going to say, I think something's going on here.
Do you remember when I'm letting somebody go back?
Something's fishy about that whole Brazil-Mexico situation.
I don't know, I should just keep our peace keep us open
I agree, but if I am at the table Russia would fuck it
We're both at the table
Russian dance
By the way, are we trying to
We were fighting
Are we trying to avoid metagaming and stuff because I feel like in a situation like this is literally impossible
Yeah, no, I mean it is what it is. I think it's just all open, you know
It's just all open. Okay. Well, I got a guy here saying Defconn one you're about to be invaded
Well, I mean that's definitely meta but also I think it's kind of also obvious given the fact that there's
Helicopters rocketing our base right now, so I
Feel it means I mean I'm not gonna stream snipe
Directly where I look at this dream, but there's probably like 600 guys on the server
I'm gonna meta game with someone says it mind chat. It doesn't really matter because everyone's gonna do it
This is not like the peanut wasteland where there's only like 120 of us and we know everybody personally
We can't even speak everyone's languages on the server. I can even speak half the people's languages on the server
Yeah, we got transversed for the Russians and the Mexicans
My translator's on hand. Wait, I'm having Mexico and Brazil come out. Do you think this wall?
This wall is damaged
I can't speak Chinese, I can't speak Russian, I can't speak Japanese, I can't speak Spanish,
I can't speak whatever they speak in South America, I can't speak Antarctica, I can't
speak in Chinese languages.
You can't now.
I'm back to that base says that you know what you already went back to it
I'm just spinning around my dick in my hands, okay, I'm on my way to the gym.
Oh God! Oh!
Oh, hey, how you doing, boss? Is this your base?
No, it's actually not my base. I'm not from around here, actually.
Where are you from, boss? Where are you from?
I'm from up north, actually, Alaska. That's where my people are from.
people are from but that's america
yeah yeah yeah america yeah exactly but i'm native to alaska
this all seems highly suspicious chief
highly suspicious i mean i got the fit on
i've i've got the fit on bro you can trust me
i got the snow but i'm obviously from alaska i'm gonna ask you three questions
if you don't answer every single one of those right on poppin son
on pop in the trunk
all right chief
all right go ahead
what is america's favorite meal?
oh obviously a cheeseburger
obviously
all right okay all right
all right okay
all right
okay
who is the king of pop?
Oh, really?
You-
I hope it's Paisley, obviously.
The king.
Oh.
He's ending up in the winter.
Hold on now!
I hope this comes on now.
Hmm.
I don't even think he does, Pop!
Hey, does?
Hello?
Give it!
I think this guy's aspiring something.
Look!
Look, he's just-
He's acting super shifty!
He doesn't-
Let's listen Elvis hello. It's Michael Jackson. What tripping?
Yeah, Elvis is like the staple. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Foundation bro
We are what I
Don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I agree to disagree on that one
So you know a guy named MF space all capitals Jack X base point
No, no, who's that? He's a guy claiming. He's from Alaska. He's an all-white right now
Okay
Okay, all right, I've got words that you're good to go I've got whether you're good to go I got speed chief God speed
All right
That guy was shifty. That was
strong up there. Keep strong up
there. That was suspicious.
Mr. gimmick. That was he was
moving. Okay. Okay. All right.
Okay. All right. Oh, I think we
had to jump off and go to the
right now. I don't think that
window is going to work for that
ramp.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Dock and docker skills
Have an idea another ladder you are number one in all of Kazakhstan. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
off over to the side
This and then I move not wrong move
Coconut does everybody you've been playing Rustin's Jesus was around some kind of sacrificial
Don't you see in this why this gotta be some type of sacrificial paid hundred percent. Oh, wait. Wait. Look at this
Oh, we're all this is there. Oh, what's going on here?
I'm in we're full deep. We're full deep wait
Well, this pit is just got planters in it. What what is this base?
This is highly unusual this is highly unusual you know what you know, I've seen this Russia Russian spies
Have you looked at the walls?
Um, I just realized something.
The base is a toilet.
Oh my god.
You're right.
Oh my god.
It's a toilet.
And there's poop down below.
Oh, the news is out.
Check Discord.
What news?
The news channel just posted a video on the Discord channel.
This is Global News Network, I'm your host Pickle and I am bringing you the latest developments
from across the world.
The United States has officially began forming a powerful alliance bringing together North
Korea, Mexico, Brazil, parts of Africa and Japan. A coalition built on one shared objective
to oppose Russia. Tensions are rising rapidly as Russia remains America's primary adversary
in this escalating global conflict. However, cracks are already beginning to show. One
of America's allies, Junin, the leader of Brazil, was caught on live stream making a shocking statement.
We love you Russia, ma'am openly expressing support for Russia
Ma'am I would say something I would love in my friend because I trust you guys and if you guys are the only
Nation I trust for real in this world my friend a dangerous sign and one that could fracture the alliance from within in major
at escalation, Russia has launched a direct attack onto China. The attack was swift and
decisive. Heavy losses reported and no successful pushback. This marks a significant shift in
power across the region. Meanwhile, X-Gap has deployed his balloon army onto Russian territories.
There's just one problem. No one was there. No confirmed sightings, no clear intelligence,
leaving one question on everyone's mind. Where is Russia?
And now a new development that could change everything. Africa has secured the first nuclear
peace. This first peace of the weapon capable of altering the entire war. Details remain
limited, but sources confirm this is only the beginning. If completed, the balance of
power would shift overnight. I'm your host Pickle and this is Global News Network signing off.
New developments America and Africa has launched an attack on Russia's Antarctica outpost that
has since been found. Russia managed to prevail and one thing has still been asked, where is
Brazil? They're supposed to be America's allies. That was us. Oh, that was us. That was us right
They're not a big win not a big win. I was not that was not a big win there
That was not a big win that that one that last one thing you showed ah
Coconut did you just watch the news? I just watch the news
Fucking betray that I told you they weren't there. I told you pay you to disagree with me man
I said it. They want us to attack Mexico so they get the fight and conquer us
Nothing we see is real, but we don't know yet. We don't know we don't make any moves yet
You didn't literally said you didn't literally said I want to protect Russia. That's what he said
Yeah, but then they said remember Junien also told us that like we were allied with them told you guys attack Russia
Like I don't know what to believe right now, but Brazil Brazil's gun coming and Mexico's coming
We're gonna have a talk and we're gonna have to fucking air this shit out
They're gonna explain themselves and if they don't explain this on property we take Brazil to fuck out right now
Mexico's ready. Yeah, I'm telling you Mexico dude. I'm talking
Guys, I'm getting a lot of I'm getting a lot of oh my goodness. It was before the attack
I don't give a fuck when it was the attack. I
All these countries are proclaiming that they hate Russia from the very beginning yet
Jimmy will you please get the fucking time?
You took a while too, I keep making it in.
And Brazil, office to protect them? Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
We have to go speak with Mexico. We have to siege Brazil if all of this is true.
We have to confirm it and then siege.
We need to stick with Brazil as well. They didn't explain themselves.
They don't explain themselves, P. We take them out, yeah?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Let's do this. I'm going to the White House now to talk. We're gonna talk
Nothing's up there giving by the way
By the way, go go somebody made a base. It looks like a huge toilet and put a sign on the front
That says coconut bitch has an ego problem
Yeah, that's the guy we deported. We'll get him out of there. We're the portal again
These immigrants they keep coming in somehow we gotta fucking figure this out
We deported him like twice now
Yeah, he had a sign we deported him because he had a sign saying down in peanut down with USA
And he asked me do I should I take the sign down and I said no in America?
We believe in freedom of speech, but we also have the freedom to beat your fucking ass. So that's what happened
You're going on Twitter team your word going on Twitter big man
Get down
All right, we're doing that base. Come on give it
I would do we actually hold on I need a prison. Yeah, we yeah, we either gulag
We need to build the gulag and throw prisoners of war in there
Alcatraz, get Alcatraz going!
Get Alcatraz going!
Get a couple cattle fries!
Take over Cuba and use that island as our prison.
Let's go take all the guys from Cuba and throw them in the gulag!
In the game!
In the game!
In the game!
In the game!
We could just use one of the Hawaiian islands.
That's kind of where Alcatraz is.
We good, we good.
Funtanimo Bay.
That's more cuba production. Yeah, you got options. We got options.
Okay. Alright.
Okay, what's our next step of attack? Do we go off? All these guys are such lying bitches.
I can't get a straight answer out of any of them.
Do you know what I mean?
Who do we know?
It's solid.
Who's like solid?
No questions asked.
I like to tell you what to be Africa.
The what's it called the Spartans?
These are Spartans.
The ones that attacked us in Antarctica.
Okay.
So nobody Japan.
Spins on no questions asked. I mean they were just as excited to team with us as Brazil or Mexico
Like we got to bring all of our potential allies together in a room
Yeah, okay, that's what we'll do that let's call on Japan
They'll expose if they hate each other it'll be if come obvious if they're in the same room
They can lie to our face, but if they're all together in the same room
Then if they try to lie, the other people in the country might say, no, that's not true.
You guys attacked us here.
Yeah, yeah.
We're just trying to smooth them up.
Okay, let's get Japan, Africa, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, and North Korea.
And let's get them all in the White House.
Let's bring them all to the White House right now and see what the fuck's going on.
And the Netherlands.
Genius, genius, genius.
Yeah.
We're just cooking at that. We're cooking at that.
Genius.
We're just cooking at that. We're cooking at that.
You gotta find cookin'.
He's muted after that.
Let me look.
Wait, I hear him. I hear him.
He's over here. He's at the White House.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
Meet their...
I think we're gonna take his places.
Did I hear a coconut?
Oh yeah, he's inside.
Mr. Coconut.
Boys, what's up?
Mr. Coconut.
Thank you, my boy.
Good, very good.
I'm bad.
I'm gonna make him do stupid stuff.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't even know what let's trade beans!
Thank you, bub! What good fan, good op-man!
You agree.
Next one I kill is just for you big man.
Next one I give to for you big man!
You can trade it back to for you big man!
Sounds good.
On the house.
Thank you.
You're a fucking good house.
Thank you, bub.
That's very kind of you.
Let me know what Middle East is up to.
I don't know who they're talking to.
I want to know who their friends are, I want to know who their friends are, I want to know their plans.
Does that sound good?
You can do that.
Now we can do that.
Okay, take me now. God bless.
I bless you.
What's your name, Mr. Peer?
Yes, sir. We're at your disposal.
I think the guy who ever landed this at Kegheli should have his license removed.
This is Coco.
Yes, this is Coco.
I agree.
Can I?
Can I take it?
No, we should age it.
No.
No, no, no, you cannot know you cannot
You're doing God's work boys
You see I am what we're gonna get portrayed by North Korean spies
bro mr. president the news is fake the news is fake bro russia is coming to radio
he's coming first
what the hell is that? is that june?
you're not telling us fucking june
oh my god
mr. penuche the news is fake bro the news is fake man russia and chili are in tina are coming to radio
ah
They're beating the fog right now
At a roost a man roost a man chili
Let me speak with my coaches
Yes, yes right now right now they are building a red base right now right now
How would they think that?
They're building a fob 190 from our base.
We're kind of screwed.
I'm gonna go over there and help them to find it.
We'd be glad to have you there.
They say there's like 3 fobs outside our base.
This is the point.
No one ever has security.
It's only the big...
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
And if you guys are the only nation I trust because of you, man, I will crush you.
I'm here to know if we can get some connection with you guys.
Can we defend you? Can we be partners with you?
Man, I will say something. I will love you, friend, because I trust you guys.
And if you guys are the only nation I trust for real in this world, my friend.
my friends. A dangerous sign. I trust you because I would love my friends because I trust you guys.
And you guys are the only nation I trust for real in this world.
Wait, wait, wait. Look, it's cut up and shit. It's pushed in it. It's cut up and shit. It's like seven different
What's the difference?
You were just...
No, I didn't have it.
No.
What?
It's fake!
It's fake!
The news is trying to turn us against Brazil!
President!
It's fake!
It's fake!
Go get that coconut!
The news is fake!
Brazil is on our side!
I was never in your VC.
Wait, why?
Why do you say that?
Look back at the sentence that Junens apparently said on the news.
There's literally seven cards for a fucking 20-word sentence.
go back to the video that's because they piece together a bunch of stuff he said and and
made it seem like he was saying Russia who owns that go back to the clip go back to the
clip it's literally cut seven times for it's what if Brazil is what does it preserves what
They're gonna die right now, Argentina and Chile are outside their door.
Let's go lose this fucking Argentina!
Watch the exposure, people watch right now, everybody!
Code red, on the...
Look at...
We must protect Brazil!
Get everyone ready right fucking now, right now!
I have to take a pee pee!
Presidential piss! I'm taking a presidential piss!
I'm taking a presidential piss!
We don't let him leave without me, don't let him leave without me.
Don't let him leave without me, I gotta take a presidential pass.
Presidential pass, presidential pass.
Which two sent, peanut, have you seen the Odyssey?
Odyssey, these nuts?
If we're so far, please fall.
Come back here with the triple code together.
Please, fast.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, get everybody ready.
Come to everybody in the distance, please, so get everybody.
Yep, somebody give me a fucking kit together, please.
I don't know how to get out of this place.
Let's hope now.
I have a boat on me Coco just come to me.
There's war afoot I go war as afoot.
Lock in!
I'm ready!
Let me go!
I have no... no...
I'm down at the bottom.
It's okay, it's okay.
Get the patch buddy.
Fina's taking a presidential visit.
I have no... no...
What?
He's taking a presidential visit.
if you're putting a face joint joint main VC right now
if you're putting a face joint main VC right now
everyone going main VC right now
Kodra, Kodra, Kodra
we can not let them fall they fall we're fucked
fast hurry hurry hurry people get the fuck on it
push me now push Mr. President push
push Mr. President push
Oh
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
I'll show everybody we're in Mexico, we're already on the way
They're gonna be bringing their forces over here
Tell Mexico to meet us there, give us the coordinates
Somebody!
Result is at war
We're bringing back so much fucking gulag
Because the next time I see that UN fucker
I'm locking them in a dark horse somewhere
We'll never be found
Hey guys, a liar to cheat!
It's a liar to cheat!
We need to pilot for this.
If we don't move faster, we're gonna beat them and head straight for us!
Guys, we're gonna very slow.
We gotta move faster, they're gonna be done and then they're gonna be on the way here,
then we're gonna be there, it's gonna be a mess!
I think they're in.
You hear me just by thinking about it meet base 44
Paul Rigo, can you hear me? Paul Rigo!
Yo, Peck, Paul Rigo, stay on my ass!
We're going in!
Fuck, I'm gonna go with you!
Up!
What?
Fuck!
Paul Rigo!
Fuck!
Just get some top from this nipple bitch
G.P.P.C.
G.P.C.
What a wanna cook
What a penny need this bitch
I hope my ass is hard
You know I ain't got no time
Uh, Coco, take his face!
Coco, take his face!
Coco, take his face!
Turn it down!
Turn it down!
Turn it down!
Turn it down!
Thank you.
I'm really, really glad to see you.
Have a great day.
I'm a...
What's up?
So, I'll...
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
We're going back to Hawaii after meeting there.
You know I'm a player.
We can go out first.
I'll go out later.
I'll be back in a second until I take off.
What's your name?
What's your name?
My name is Jimmy Rodgers.
You know, I'm a player, so I'm out of...
What's your name?
I'm a player, so I'm out of...
What's your name?
I'm a player, so I'm out of...
What's your name?
I'm a player, so I'm out of...
So, I picked it up.
This host always bumps, and his calls
Three up for mama, other six they duck
Now I look up, and I see a truck
It's just pulling up, so I want hot fowl
A big goofy nigga, he trying to look tough
I'm like what, what he trying to do?
So I clutch my move, but he can't walk it
He don't want no smoke boy, he not pulling
Pulling, pulling, pulling, from the start
I'm only trying to get that major
Cluck, cluck, woulda, pull it, cluck
You gotta get back to me, so yeah
Let's have a chat, guys
We're drooping
But we're still going to war
In a couple minutes
You got you on this?
In a couple of minutes.
A few more minutes.
Hmm?
He doesn't sing along?
To that one because he knows you'll let it slip.
Alright, chief.
How are we ready? Where are we going?
We're going. We're going. We're going.
We're going. We're going.
We're probably on a two-liters-deaf-a-half-in-guise.
When I'm in my car alone and I'm listening to
I'm not here to stick along, I'm always making sure to pause.
I pause the song whenever that word comes up, and I skip one second past, and I press play out of respect.
Out of respect. Every time. Every time, boys. Every time. Every time. Every time. Every time. Every time.
I
The other day, you saw, you know, bad guy on the side.
How about the bank, please?
She take it too long, and she keep on.
She run to my back, so I leave it alone.
I don't, so sure that I'm gone.
Bitch, you won't know that when you come.
The rest of the money, you find out.
I'm gonna break the door, get the fuck out of here.
All right, all right, all right.
I hopped out so quick, then I raise my click.
And I let him know, I let him know, I let him know.
Two shots, I hit him, and then shit.
I run the call, what you finna do?
Just go make the news, gotta make your move.
I broke the rules because this bitch a witness
And I let her go to fall
We can know if it's a fall, guys
So we slide out, I'm checking my mirrors
Made it to the house, told her how bad
She say that she hungry, I'm not back, no doubt
I know you mad, cause I'm smart, you're mad
You must protect yourself right
She say look at Nick, he can 60 thirds
Guess he turd from this stupid bitch
She from Cambridge, she's caught a clock
What a bullet pit, why don't pay with me
This bitch a hook, brother has a stroke
You know how, don't you know how to smoke
You know I bustin' great, took a tipo, just got a top from this griffin' bitch
She from company, she just got it, flouran' with a boy to take
But don't play me mean as bitch I'm another half a stick
You know I act but she's really slow So I bustin' good, took a tipo, took a tipo
Fuckin' fucking, took a tipo, talk fuck! You know I act griffin'
Fucking boys!
I'm the fucking truck on a bushel!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I had a little chew-on-up at the moment!
I had a little chew-on-up at the moment!
I had a little chew-on-up at the moment!
Cheers!
Just scowl over there!
I had a little chew-on-up at the moment!
Let's not go!
Yeah!
Fucking those boys are coming!
I don't need just one I need like everybody's like we got this time fantastic
That's gonna be this so much easier.
Some of that one naked guy.
There's a naked guy out there.
There's gonna be God for some reason.
I need to be...
You got an extra wall, they could drop it.
I got you, I got you.
One right here, one right here.
One right here, one right here.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
You're dead.
You're dead.
Move it!
Drop up ahead!
Just waiting and providing everybody!
If you're scared to die, you're scared to kill!
Get the fuck in there!
Do it for a man!
Charge!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
They're wearing the wool!
Get it!
Put your gun in the face!
Get out of here!
Get in the face!
Get in the face!
Oh, no!
What is this chapter?
He's watching, he's watching!
They're just retreating, retreating, they just retreating!
Fire, fire!
We're gonna have to retreat, we need to retreat, we need to retreat, we need to retreat!
Oh
Oh my god!
One battle down!
I did it!
Oh!
Oh my god, I'm friendly by him!
Woosh, woosh, woosh, woosh!
How do I get?
Are they shooting through the wall?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How am I dead? Are they shooting through the wood?
There's just so much ping on this area.
I think he should have.
I think he should have.
I didn't even see who killed him.
Behind you! Behind you! Push him off! Push him off! Behind you!
You're mine! You're mine!
You're mine!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
NOOOOO!
They're always flanking guys we gotta get better flanking they're always flanking
they're flanking our damn flank oh my god there's a thousand of them about to flank
right now
guys there's about 50 of them flanking right now the way we can about 50 of them
Oh my god, these fucking flankers!
Oh my god!
Flankers fucking flankers
and lock it boys lock it
charge brothers charge
don't worry over to the fat lady fucking shits
feed them to death with your rock if you have to
we don't need to fight each other, we got to do guerrilla warfare
that's how they're winning
got a guy got a guy
get him
get him
he's on your terminal now
I'm gonna fucking shoot
I see what I see what
he's hurt he's hurt
I'm gonna get this guy's kit
violence
Well, never follow Pena in a war.
Yeah, that's because I'm in the thick of it.
Somebody's got to be stuck up.
Honestly, am I with you guys?
I mean, I'm just trying to take stuff and maybe like sassin' or something.
I think that they actually beat me up.
I'm telling you, it's the best day.
I don't know, I...
I can't tell
This is not the end of this element!
I don't know what you said!
CIS is Russia? Oh, I was jacking him with a Russian person in it!
Hell yeah!
Guys, we gotta have these, we gotta have these developers of the servitude to figure out something we don't need to do tonight.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, now we gotta wait another minute.
Oh.
It's called a phone.
Oh, yeah, a track.
You know, he thought you-
Like, he thought I wouldn't see that track.
He thought I wouldn't see that.
I bet you thought I wouldn't see your stupid fucking comment.
Oh, oh, hey!
Imagine me running- Oh, hey!
Me, me, me!
Me, me, me!
Me, me, me!
Oh hello are you a good guy oh you're not you're gonna just fly on by you get
Oh, I got Peter! I got Peter! No, I saw your ass! I saw your ass! You're a stupid kid! I saw your ass! You're a stupid crap!
Is this water?
I'm gonna see if we can get some type of identifier like an ally identifier where good guys are
green allies are blue and bad guys are red that way you can always know I'll be delicious
delicious honestly gimmick Mexico has already shot us not a weapon you start
fucking blasting anyone who doesn't have a green name tag yeah yeah
yeah yeah that's trash oh my god oh she's here I stop oh shit I don't even
Oh, well, you got what he deserved.
Oh, if you're honest, you're a son.
Oh!
Okay, never mind.
I promise.
Okay, make sure you just give me a rocket launcher.
Okay, we're back on Mexican side.
Never mind.
Ignore what I just said, GTGO.
We're back on Mexican side.
Should I have called that guy?
Should I have called that guy?
Should I have called that guy?
I've called that guy and saw me.
You stupid son of a bitch.
I've got him up.
Sorry, I've hot-downed him.
Sorry, I've butt-pocketed down him.
Huh? So I've got him up?
You stupid son of a bitch.
You stupid son of a bitch.
You mother fucker.
Let me ring him up real quick.
Let me ring him up. Let me ring him up.
Now I would see it coming.
Hmm
Beep up Brazil! Beep up Brazil!
Coconut, I need to talk with fancy orm ASAP.
We need to have an identifier thing.
Is there any way we can make a mod where good guys are green, allies are blue and bad guys are red?
No, let me, let me, I'll ask for one.
I think rush is doing all right.
Yeah, we got our skin.
Oh god! Oh no! Oh no! Oh god!
Oh
Yeah, there's a client table we can use. Oh my god, I forgot face punch made that okay
This whole time don't want to even wipe with the floor
Yeah, dude, I ever played the game at all. So I don't even know about that. Oh
Oh god, I did I'm not even joking I guarantee we would have been cat-ex more effective if we had
I'm glad James said that.
I agree, I agree, but we fucking saved Brazil, we saved them dude, they had hundreds of lockers that they couldn't have lost if it wasn't for us
and they were on their last like, they were literally right there
Amazing, okay
Once this war is over we can go to the clinic, we'll never went to a pub like that again
Good, good, good, good.
Now we've got the proper meeting team.
We require everyone to have a USA, Mexico, or Brazil
in their name.
That way, if we defect or some of the defects,
you can think about easy.
I'm just picking up some trash.
Oh, there's a windmill right here.
So we've got the windmill.
Oh, here we go.
Let's go.
Free windmill.
Free windmill.
Pretty good.
I think it's time we unionized everybody.
Well, the Brazil thing is in order, and you make it.
Let's do it.
Everyone at the clan table.
And we unionized as one.
Fuck you son of a bitch!
Oh wait.
Oh, you're the sex guy?
I never rated.
They should have never fucking rated fucking.
They should never rated Brazil.
That was like the worst move they could do.
With their fucking fake news.
Yeah, but they're fake news.
That was fake news.
It was fake news.
Fake news.
fake news all right back to base I'm here I'm warming it up okay well now we
have to do we now we have to read the resource gather again we have so much
pay we have so much I'm gonna start making the clan I'm gonna create a
new clan clan name uh wait here we are we the which would you like allies from
where we're doing wait wait wait wait wait our software course getting waited
right now what or what yeah yeah our software Corey up north in Canada it's
We got it to find it right now. They're calling for a fucking attack.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Get your gun up, get your gun up!
Oh no, oh no!
Move, move, move!
Wait, wait, in this specific situation, we shoot anyone that isn't green, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is a cool name for us to be.
NATO?
NATO and friends?
NATO and friends?
What is NATO stand for? North America Treaty...
Oh, it's a bomblet.
Yes! I asked for it today.
Close, close.
Oh, it's Wizard of Oz.
What is NATO stand for? North Atlantic, you dumb fuck.
That's a very nice, you say about me.
That's not a very kind thing.
You know, I just, you know, I, you know, you know, pal, I, you know, I, I try real hard to be thinking, and I think, and I think very hard.
And you should talk like that.
That's it. Moderators, remove his penis. You know what? No, remove his balls.
Remove his balls.
Immediately?
Immediately.
Immediately. Remove that gentleman's balls. Remove them.
the Canadians they're rating us no you teamed up the Canadians no they
betrayed us this whole damn event is just people leaving I told you man I
told you like you said you sure fucking breaks just think about it there's so
much we're over there we have to fight them and kill them I'm gonna get back
in the fucking base
I'm gonna hit him with my cock.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I don't have a lot, I gotta end
up to shoot.
I'm on the ground, I'm on the ground.
Is there a car we can take?
No, the Cuban stolen from us.
Fuck you, we're gonna just hit by every side.
I don't have a gun. I'm just pulling off a dead Canadian corpse.
After we're done with this, you have to make the clan.
He's shot. Yeah, we do. We do. We do.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I'm going to make that ammo.
I'm just gonna put it up.
What about guns and ammo?
Yep.
You know, I swear to God, it didn't...
Ah!
Go, go, go, go, go!
We got this move, we got this move.
You I don't know why the Canadians are attacking us.
Are they dumb?
I don't either.
I don't fucking know either.
Do they not realize they could be attacked and they literally have no one up here to defend them?
They dumb?
I mean, it's very inconvenient for us because we have other relations going on, but I mean, I doubt they know how bad we're doing.
Oh my god.
They had to have made a deal with somebody.
The fucking Cubans, the fucking Cubans, the Canadians, the fucking Russians, the fucking...
Lottan, whatever the fuck that means.
Yeah.
What is that? Just call yourself a country son, what you're talking about?
What is that again? What is Latin America? What is Latin America? What is that?
Exactly, that's not even a thing. I've genuinely, I've already forgotten what that means.
What is Latin America? What is that? I'll do that this way.
What is Latin America? Caribbean countries? I don't even know what
I don't know what that is! South America? But no, that wouldn't make sense because we're
allies with Brazils. They literally can't be Latin America.
And America is Mexico, Mexico and South America. It's Latin America.
Okay, so they're literally lying about their name because we're teamed up with Brazil, which
This is part of South America.
Right.
Okay, so Latam is Latam, M, B.
Latam minus Brazil.
Latam is.
Latam?
Yeah, yeah.
I know Latin America is Mexico.
It's everything South of America
that's still North America.
It's South America and Mexico.
All right, I'll be here.
I'll be here.
All right, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I got Hazzies.
I got Hazzies for you guys.
bring it up
oh no sorry helicopter still got it
i have no idea
yeah one helicopter breader
ooo ooo ooo
i'm going in
oh yeah the helicopter's ours
he's keeping me a gun
well he's fucking dead john
take his gun
where the canadian jack
where the fucking canadian jack
There's sulfur quarry, sulfur quarry's where the Canadians are.
I think I just not have a name tag, why is he running towards us?
Dude, even after Coco just murdered that guy in Cobalt, he just gave me everything he had, what a nice guy.
We need that clan thing so bad, oh my goodness.
Yeah, let's get that set up when we get home.
Oh my goodness.
It is set up, it's outside the walls by the furnaces.
I just accepted the invite.
Oh, oh my goodness.
You have to actually go to the table and accept the clan invite.
Oh, oh
Are you okay up there guys eat their team that's below us
There's a there's a can't fucking america can't america. That's what the fuck they call them. What is can america?
just make him shit up now fuck that means fuck that pisses me off
I'm fucking pissed we just make him step up I can't tell who the fuck is a good
guys okay all right it's just their base
coconut is a size this is can't America
fucking motherfuckers oh yeah I can tell
about the Canadian flags yeah this is
the can American flags we're going
that was just right okay
you fucking this guy
yo, we are not fucking taking that goddamn fucking disrespect bro
we are not fucking taking that disrespect
ahhh, yeah
we are fucking yeah, destroy these motherfuckers
hey, we need to join the clan jimjim, get rid of these loophers
peanut, peanut, peanut, come down
come down
come over for a, come over for a back control in brazil
come over to us
wake up
we guys said the clan thing up, we guys said the clan thing up, should we start to shoot each other
we need to get him for so over here
Yeah?
Oh sorry, what?
Yeah, get Brazil to come to the one.
We're gonna set the clan system, switch out to each other.
We're gonna set that clan table.
Ah, come here Louisiana, here.
What happened to Brazil? What happened?
Don't, don't load that, don't load that gun.
Don't load that gun.
What the fuck is that?
Who are you?
Who the?
He's Louisiana.
What's that even mean?
He's from Louisiana.
What the?
What in the-
In the United States.
What the hell?
Who did that?
Huh?
Who?
Who did that?
He lives in Louisiana.
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
What does that matter?
I'm looking for bad guys.
Who lives in South Korea?
He's been playing on TV with me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
in South Korea.
He's going to play in hot TV with me.
Hey.
Where we going right now?
We going back to Maze?
I don't fucking know.
I just finally made it out here, and everyone pulled a U-turn.
Yeah, we guys said the clan thing.
He just just balled, so we guys said the clan thing.
Does Purple mean it's the clan leader?
Because I see a purple guy in front of me now,
now that I'm in the clan.
Now that I'm a clan man.
Well, don't repeat that.
We're not in allies with Kelly, right?
Uh-oh, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think they're one of the bad Latin American countries that lack...
Melo-R-S-A.
...and they get them around you.
Did anyone else?
I hope your performance is going well.
USA? USA? USA?
I'm trying.
Also, your wife, Kelsey, is hot.
I'm trying.
Hi, Mr. President.
I got...
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
This is my...
10 G is like a pin-paw medium.
All right, jeep, holy shit.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Where are you from?
Canada or USA?
USA, Texas.
He dropped his microphone down in the toilet.
Beautiful.
Last we'll ever hear from them
Everyone just says a fucking state and thinks it's okay. Yeah guys. We ought to get this clan things out
I I don't know the good guys and the bad guy got it. It is. I'm seeing now
I'm seeing everybody on dots. There's purple and green. I don't know what it means, but they're both us
Dude, all they do is name a random state and think we won't kill it. We got to start being always Texas
You're the ones that lied about the fucking thing!
Oh, fake news!
Fake news, Chris!
Fake news, Chris!
Give it to your fucking car!
Give it to your fucking car!
Fake news!
Fake news!
No, this is Jennifer!
Oh, shit!
Oh, that's Jennifer!
Are you part of the news?
Jennifer, no, no, it's her.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jennifer's still Jennifer's still.
That's an independent news station right there, boys.
It's cracking, it's cracking.
I
Give it where's the claim again, that's gonna work out. I guess if it's for them and alone then it should be fine
Where's the clan even look like
Oh, thank you for
Counting the raid man. What really helped us fucking
I saw you out there
Me fighting we are starting to we started to rebuild everything. Oh
Damn
Anyways
Now we say oh, thank God, though. Yeah, we're starting. We're doing we're farming our stuff again
And in few hours we're gonna be up and running
Everybody in Brazil needs to come join our clan purple D
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta confirm with state
They weren't able they got inside our base and they weren't able to loot our
Wrapped record box we hit it
Someone took it and run away and they weren't able to take it at all. So we still have rockets
We still have our factory going up. So yeah in a few hours. We're gonna be up
Because they just waited up so for Corey
Secondly, can you bring your
The base for these guys, so
You're gonna have your own base seen
Okay, right here. It's right here. I'll read all the Brazilian and Mexico guys come over here
Hey, hold on. Wait, how do I do the glam?
You gotta be invited I was somebody invited me already
so I just accepted and I'm in the world.
Hey, can you, can you, wait, so you don't even have to cover this table.
You can just do it in your menu.
No, you do have to accept it at that table.
No, you don't, I just accepted it in my menu.
I just accepted, yeah.
Wait, do you have all the bazillions?
Make, uh, it only has a hundred player limit.
I think correct, they're going to increase it to 175, T.
Hey, oh wait, we have all the Brazilians and Mexicans.
Ah, do the clan thing, yeah?
Yeah, we are around like 20 members, so we're not that much, you know?
Wait, hold on, we, I...
I'm not saying we have any people.
Invite him and more players as leaders, we can invite...
Well, again, the clan team was completely useless. The clan team was nothing.
you can do everything to your man you just press tab go to clan at the top you
can send and accept advice right there okay you want to invite invite him to
the clan I'm not the leader we got to the leader
okay
I don't know how you just wear it.
I'm a guy.
I don't know if you should leave me.
Neo, Catus, Stone Goliath, Honda, Rusty, Reda, Boppy,
Jinji's leader.
John's the leader.
Before we left, I was bringing, um,
Oh!
What's up right here?
Where's Coco?
Uh-uh.
Am I the John Jay or just John?
No, I'm just J-J-J-Wake.
Hey, how's J-J-J-Leader?
So how's he doing?
I don't need to bring my people over here because it's going to be a mess.
I don't need to bring my people over here because it's going to be a mess.
You're going to need to invite them.
How do you invite someone to your plan?
We don't need to have a clan table.
I can go up to you and invite.
Oh yeah, you're right.
There's a clan tab. I see that now.
How do I...
Oh, we got to go over there.
We got to invite over there. We got to go back to...
We gotta go over there. I need to have team lead. I need to have lead of the clan so I can go over there on our clan table
And invite everybody on there.
Can somebody make a leader real quick?
Are you okay?
I can't see his name. I can't see who this is.
It's GWW.
GWW.
GWW.
Let me see if I have it.
I don't see one unless either.
I'm a member only.
I'm a leader. He's got me here.
I'm only a member too!
Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I'll go over and invite my people. Thank you gentlemen
The main guy
I
Changed and belong at the bottom
Well, do we have a food stash somewhere? Oh, this is gonna be so fucking nice now. Holy you rake myself
Yeah, the fuck this is just work
I don't know how this is going to happen.
Sorry, gang.
Hello.
Are you kidding me?
Hey, gimmick, nobody's color has changed on my screen.
How do you mean you have a purple?
I don't know what it means.
Some people are just friends.
Wait.
I didn't touch nothing.
I left a raid on this kid, man.
I found this whole fucking kid out there.
I think it's just duty of evil.
I'm just glad you're not even kidding.
I just bring this food.
any of these things have food
this is going to be a mess the whole time
this is going to be a mess, this is going to be a suit ourselves
maybe I do a big re-log since I just did the thing
I didn't add that
I don't know, I think, you know what I think when there's too many people on your screen at once
oh there it goes, now it's working, I see it
I think when there's just too many people
there's a little value, but it's probably not.
I should have forgotten where I was going to go.
There we go.
Oh, fuck.
I can't answer.
I can see the camera.
I don't know where Jeb was.
I'll put it in.
I have no idea.
I got you, man.
Let's go do it!
Let's go get em!
That's what I want more than anything.
Well, let's go do it!
The Juvenile Food Box, I'm starving.
What if we had Brazil attack from the south, we attack from the north, wipe out the Cubans, bing, bing, boom.
Bing, bing, boom, bing, bing, boom.
Or we just go over there and fuck with them right now.
Yeah, I'm down.
Let's do it. That's all. Hey, what's this cock out? Does anybody we hold on? Does anybody see?
Does he give me food?
I don't know. The canadans
with the canadiens
We only first let's get the cubans and then we'll get the canadiens
Just steal the supplies make them weak
We can feeble
Here nice walk by mushrooms. Maybe I'll get some pumpkins pumpkins grow on the beat
The clan name is USA by the way, twice a bit NATO
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh shit. This is an important moment. This is an important moment.
This is an important moment. Oh my god.
Wait, what are they planning over here?
Holy shit, they flew the helicopter in that face.
Oh my god. Oh my god. You phishing.
Okay.
What happened? What happened to you? I just got killed. At our base? No, at the lighthouse.
I think it was someone from Cuba. Oh my God. Every time! They've been camping it. They've
been camping that shit. Should we tell everyone in this house that the president just died
in Cuba? That's what happened. Do you guys have a guide? I'd love to go to this guy.
okay well he's doing it
they killed me at the lighthouse
they killed me at the lighthouse
the hell's going on
they killed me at the lighthouse right there
they can scare me
I'm right there on the floor
I got assassinated
someone's over the T
what happened
was it me that I kill you
what is up
no I have an extra gun guys
who's someone else
Toya, Toya, I start with a T. Toya, I got shot right here on the right side. Take this. Don't leave this.
Oh, thank you watch. Take this night. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Chef.
I died right here on the side of the lighthouse. I died right there.
Poyota.
Poyota, it's your last day on Earth.
Yeah, come on out Toyota. I do use my bag. Here's my bag take the walk
Hey, you took everything you get to make great mini-vans, though. I love your mini-vans, Sienna great car
There he is
Yeah, we're all friendly fuck yourself. Can you just give me your gun?
The president isn't friendly, but I am you just kill me you shut up a bitch
Stop it
I'm going in!
Oi, bruv!
Oh, my bruv, MVP!
Can you go up?
This is a hard push.
This is a hard push.
This is not a push.
I'm hard.
I'm hard.
He's up there, he's up there.
I'm slightly bricked up, fellas.
There he is!
Yeah, I'm done again!
That's the guy!
John, you have to kill him, you have to kill him!
That's the guy, that's really the guy!
Damn it!
How did he get to work here?
I don't need one bag in all of this!
Are you guys in the actual lighthouse right now?
Uh, no, the bad guy!
I am!
I'm in the...
There's a monster on the block!
Oh, okay, he's dropping here!
Oh, we're getting...
Huh?
Dude, that's a helicopter!
Oh!
There's a...
Attack chopper just landed
Religious guy killed and grudges the one I'd find those tech helicopters. I don't think that landed. I think you die
How do I get to this fucking guy? I
You go up you go up there. Yeah, oh you go up
You simply go up the lighthouse. No
The lighthouse stairs just simply end. Oh, no, no, you don't go up the stairs you go the thing behind you in the beauty
of the stone stairs
I'm doing it intercontinental run right now guys. I'm I'm
Booking it on fun from South America
There
South America, okay, you're gonna there was guys from Mexico. Oh my god. I can't believe I just lagged there. He's right above us. He's right above us
Come down
Give me get him
You can give me no way to fight Russ prostitute
Before you can start a shooting
He literally clicked on me after shooting John and every shot was perfect
He didn't miss a single shot and we were at 90 degrees. Oh, what the hell is this Sparky 121 sent
Like the beacons mr. President destroy the heresy
I remember on my ship with the rush pros only had bows
Together we can beat this guy easy he's got a lag switch he likes which to me
yeah I'm gonna kill myself I'm so fucking far don't you're so hot I'm
killing myself in this base oh lord I'm not I'm not I'm gonna go back there
and kill that guy is the best player on earth we need cocoa no you don't need
cocoa we don't need it we got this ourselves
100% 100% you know what we just call everybody over there we just get the
whole whole united states of this guy that's right we might be able to get him
you might be able to get him I'm gonna go back everybody I can see for guns I
think he's pushing toward our base and he's waiting for a full-on siege he's
going full-on she's tonight boys I'd give him a I'd say it's 50 50
I'm going in I'm gonna let this Croyoka guy get away from with his war crimes
He's killed the president
twice
I'm gonna freak out I and fucking stuck in this
That son of a bitch is there he is
What we share I must come and hear that pistol in the name of the president I was
coming to you that pistol in the name of the president in the name of the
president I must come and do that pistol for official White House business
official White House business oh shit oh fuck you yeah fuck you yeah fuck you
Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you.
The best in this game. Yeah, I did
I'm the best this game. You got no one's better than me. I just gotta know I got a random guy
I was there a random Thompson
playing out in the middle of the desert.
Why would that be a thing?
Why would there be a Thompson for that guy to just pick up
on his walkthrough desert? I'm not certain.
Um, I had an AK.
Did you find where those things are?
No, somebody just gave me one.
I don't have a man in the base
We wait what wait I
Got I gotta sit on a message to the game. I need a bed inside the base
I only I have one sleeping bag in all of America. This is outside the base like 50 meters
Fuck there's nothing we can do what you see here. You know, we try regularly fun. You see if I get lucky
Oh my fucking other shooting. I'm scared. Are you lucky?
How do you have to stack, you know?
No, I am in the UK.
All right.
Okay, let's go harass people.
Let's go harass people while you wait.
Let's go harass British people.
Come on, gang.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hello, gentlemen, hello, hello.
What are you doing in the game?
Hello.
Hello, how are you boys doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh.
Fantastic.
I come hang around.
Just hanging around.
Welcome to hang around.
Oh, it looks fantastic.
Hey, hey, come here, come here.
Okay.
Mike light is take a peek. Oh, fantastic. Oh, my goodness. Oh, he doesn't need it. Oh,
it doesn't need to be ready. This is how you do it. This is how you do it. This is how
you do it. But I have your pen and paper on because this is how this is how you get it
done. This is the media territory for you. Mm hmm.
I got a few pics of that.
If I shoot here for just a second, I'm just waiting until my bag time is up, oh it's up.
I prefer you here, come on, I prefer you here, come on.
Alright, lock and load boys, lock and load.
We're going in.
oh wait dude I'm so fucking tripped out right now you guys did you guys get that
Troioka guy at the thing no after he killed the president three times we got
to go get him then we gotta go get him you can't kill the president that many
times limit on the president hey you you had son of a bitch I made that fake news
video fucking what the hell you fucking fake you stupid bitch how was it fake how
was it fake explain I saw the cops you made it was like seven of them it was
like seven of them okay you want to see the rule footage I can send you the
raw footage right now.
It's dead into me.
What?
Okay, I will.
Yeah, I will.
I bet you won't.
I bet you won't.
I bet you won't.
Fuck you.
Wait, right now, you want me to?
Fuck you.
No, you won't.
Fuck you.
How is the news fake, then?
How is the news fake?
I saw those cuts.
You made the Brazil leader look like an asshole.
Oh, wait.
Like an asshole.
I will show it right now.
You'll be to show it right now.
Yeah.
You made the brazil leader look like an asshole, oh wait
Like an asshole
I will show it right now, she'll be just show it right now
Yeah, let's see it
Dude
This base, what is happening?
I will make a release, I will make a release of the full interview
Yeah, you better
Fuck you
Alright
Alright, she lit it out
Find a new making announcement of it
Sounds good
What the hell is he doing?
Is he following us?
Did you make it out of the base?
You have to get this Trioca guy.
Hey, oh.
Hey, oh.
Oh.
I was going to see if he knew those weapons are still there, boys.
Mm-hmm.
Give it, give it, John.
Are you telling me that you died there and you killed Trioca?
I've been in the base for 20 minutes, fingering my butthole.
I can't find my way. I found it. Okay. I'm coming
He's probably out playing in Mexico literally right now dude, dude
I am my buttholes the size of a tuna can I've been going so ham. That base is horrible
Do I'm looking for my dead body, I'm hoping the guy left the guns there my accent. Oh
My god, he did holy shit. Oh my god. Holy shit. Holy shit. I'm on fire. I'm on fire right now. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my goodness this trail the guy is is done. He's finished. He's done for fucking done for he's fucking done for it
I can open like an owner who's this guy
But you're gonna
It's the guy, it's the guy, he's still there, he's, please, someone kill him.
What quadrant, I'm saying.
He's directly in between age 19 and age 20, please kill him, please kill him, please.
Age 20?
He's right over my body, he's going to G20, he's going to G20, G19.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back, sorry.
I was getting a little sipper, a little, just a little nippy-sippy, what are we doing?
I just told the whole and the lighthouse. He's a G-19 G-18. Oh, no G-19 G-19 20
We gotta get a posse dude. We gotta get a posse
I'm so sick of these no-name bullshit. I
It's I
Don't know if the guy I'm looking at is a good guy or bad guy ever ever
Yeah
It's not gonna die. It's it's chaos by default
I think I
Did I just get shot at no no we put it back down either
He's at he's at
G18 bottom of missile silo. No, no, no, no, he's a G G 20 G G 20 19
Yeah, I heard him run over my body again by dead body.
Oh, he's ripped by me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is G19, G20.
No, he's G20, G19.
Yeah, he might see good service, G.
He's not on our team.
I see good service, G.
Oh, that's age 20, by the way, dumb ass.
Oh, really?
Really, EG?
I see you now.
I see you now.
Well, if you was right here toward the Wilder,
And I heard him run over my body when I was dead.
Where would he be dead?
Where would he be dead?
Where would he be dead, boys?
Son of a bitch.
Should I need to be the hero?
That was totally the guy I was shooting at.
God, you're a hero.
You're a hero.
You're an American hero.
I'm the guy I was shooting.
I scared him into you.
All right, let it be known.
I assist.
Good work.
I scared him towards you.
Did you kill him? Did you kill him?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
You got him! You got him!
Is it him? Is it him?
Yes! Yes! It's him!
Oh shit! Get all his shit! Get all his shit!
Excellent work, John!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Yeah, he's gonna come back too.
I said we get in the bush and wait for his ass.
Strike!
Make him feel the humiliation I felt.
Oh, by the way, oh!
Hey, look where they're at when they said they killed him
I'm still teabagging him come on
G19 we had smart guy mr. Smart man is mr. Smart guy
Okay, okay
Mr. Cooper, Mr. Cooper, I'm a very special mission.
Hey, no, no big deal.
What?
What?
Okay.
What?
It's him.
It's him, the guy.
Cooper, you're a good man.
Kill them.
You're such a good man.
Thank you, sir.
You still have all of our loot?
Hey, no, come climb the panel.
How many kids do you have?
Hey, Mr. Cooper, I have the most important mission you could ever, ever possess.
This kid out here being told to the CAA because they may turn on us.
It's just so important that I have to keep him between you and me and whoever just happens
present right now I need you to do that and again this is top secret top secret
you go into the base put down a bet and assign it to me please
secret it's not my clan heard it don't tell anyone don't do this guys are
I think I have a bed for you, but I think the thing is, I peed in it.
I peed in it? I peed in it? That's okay.
He means I was fucking working out in it, working out, reading a magazine of bitches on him.
That's what he means, that's just a term of phrase.
Hell yeah, brother, yeah, that's what he meant.
Godspeed, Coop, Godspeed, you're the only man that can finish this mission.
Yeah, that's do important of a mission
Okay
All right, I should be lying wait and wait for this guy. What do you think?
Lying wait for what? The guy to come back?
The guy to come back, yeah. Okay, yeah.
And he's gonna kill all four of us and we're not even gonna see a single bullet.
No, no, no. We'll kill him. We'll kill him.
He's got me back for a little bit. She's hiding.
Fighting is what to hide.
Fighting is what to hide. Fighting is what to hide.
Fighting is what to hide.
She's not please, please use the football on Japan.
Two wasn't enough. They were releasing
over 1,000 episodes of a stretchy man
saying he would be king of the pirates.
She just told him, I would speak with my council.
I would speak with my council on this.
confirm these rumors. Confirm these rumors. Excellent. Excellent.
Holy fuck. Oh my god, I hit my knee. Thank you for doing what you do, Pete.
It was supposed to get married two months ago. Found out two weeks before the wedding.
She cheated. She made me laugh and have a good time. I kept his dogs and got a talk
on what he said. See? Richard, that's the murder. That's the murder.
Excellent idea, sir. Excellent idea, sir. Wow, wow. You got it all figured out, chief.
You don't need her, king. You don't need her. Pick up your crown. Pick up your crown. I bet that
You sounded like we both took you anyway.
Ah!
We smelled like we both took you.
Will you cut it out?
Get out of here, John!
It's a secret mission!
Pick up your crown, pig.
Pick up your crown.
Hold it, wait.
John!
John.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wait.
Sorry.
You look like you teach a liberal arts class.
Wait, hold on.
What do you think this guy comes from?
What do you think he's basis?
What do you think he's basis?
Oh.
Do you really keep them?
Freak with his own base.
I got a little too much.
I'm not tired of the bad guy.
Jimmy, where are you? Are you next to us?
I don't know.
There's a close one.
These guys coming back?
You gotta be.
He's gotta be.
lighthouse for sure I saw him and I shot him
oh should we go to lighthouse then yeah we
should we should sneak in under the
cover he's here he's here he's here I
see this one in front of me he's right
in front of me at 2 at 290 290
pass me on the road on the road he's on
the road go from left to right
go go go go he's right there
Oh
He turned our base pretty quick. He's uh, yeah, yeah, yeah kind of like on the outskirts he's on these rocks
Uh, he went to the same place as before that I saw him
Like you said I'm here. So silo
between that road and missile silo
Here we're so where we are. Oh my god, john you son of a bitch
He literally last seen right where we're standing. He's somewhere in here
somewhere in this dark careful about standing on the top of mountains because
you can see that's how I saw him it's silhouette you want to be low oh we got
a whole group of missiles so he didn't go into there where does he go gotta be I
think further down the road like upward towards you're just yeah northeast
He's got to be northeast somewhere
All right, we're about to find out
Okay, that's what she rocks over there is that is ever use
What's your detail they got?
Well, I'm gonna hang back here for a sec. I mean if I have to sell them I'm probably dead, but he could have
Jot jetted jotted jolted
Yo, what's the-
Wait.
Wait, this is the name.
Oh shit, it's a barbecue. It's a fucking burger.
Burger place owner.
Oh shit, sorry.
Burger queen.
Sorry, sorry.
Burger queen, sorry.
Dude, that's my first kiss.
Burger queen owner.
That's fucking good.
Dude, I'm on the board.
I'm on the board. I'm on the board.
Get the fucking thing. Get the fuck.
I'm on the board. I'm on the board. I'm on the board.
I'm on the board. I'm on the board.
I killed the owner at the burger place.
I got one kill. I also have one kill so far.
I killed the best guy in the fucking server, I guess so I'll take that to the grave. Who's this the bad guy right there one?
Oh, he's good. Oh, yeah, oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh
Are you the sex guy
You shot me right in the noggin. Oh shit. Wait. Yo take this. Oh
Thank you
Hey guys, hey give it
John give me good John. Yes. Yeah
We all agree it's good reading stuff from chat
We don't really care this time because there's so many people in better gaming is impossible stuff
Cuz I know what he is. I fucking hate my chat
I'll leave that up to you. I told him I told him like a middle ground like if somebody's like like hey
Rush is literally coming to attack you right now. It's like don't tell me that but if they're just like oh
You're supposed to be allied with that person, then I'm like, okay. That's fine
But you know
The guy just told me
Peanut how about this? Why don't you just run somewhere random and we'll follow you
You're beautiful, Sharon.
Uh, well, yeah.
Mmm.
Yeah, I just, I just don't really think anyone, guys, guys, we're talking about literal Russians, literal people from China, literal people from North Korea, well, not from North Korea, but from South Korea.
None of these guys speak the same language you do.
The, the, the animosity for meta gaming is off the charts.
It's not like Peanut's Wasteland.
Everyone's good.
I bet you 20% of these guys have streams on.
I'm talking about it's a hundred. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, it's kind of like whatever you're completely right
This is not the penis ways that where it's like all that's fucking taxi 2g over there. Let's go check his street. I
Bet you 20 40% of these guys are in the stream it
Yeah, I'm not 40% I think like well I'm trapped for eternity
You should be ten by the way, that's where the guys
hmm, oh
Oh
Really weird. Oh
So he went to harbour b10 he gave Chad
They hold on wait. Oh, that guy's gone. Anyway
Guys gone anyway, if that's where you
Well, he's got anyways. Yeah, we keep reset. Oh
Wait, what if we go back down to lighthouse and go to Cuba? Yeah, I'm gonna Cuba
Real person would have Intel that's right real person would have inside Intel think about that for a second about that
Mm-hmm real president would have honestly the real president probably medicate himself
You know that's the CIA. Yeah, they're the CIA
Exactly exactly exactly. Oh, yes, brother
Russian spotted a beat in we're gonna go scout it out. We could be getting rated pay not
Be taxed
The first time hearing of such sweat
Yeah, let us proceed. Let us see my chat right now launch the flaming egg into the opposite crowd
What am I reading he ten
We need to scout out oh
Did they is that a bunch of Chinese players who Google translated?
Flaming egg
I don't want to go too far because I don't want Canada jumping us.
Oh wait, that's oil rats.
That's oil rats.
That's oil rats.
They're going to sit here all the time at the house.
Over here, over where?
They could have backed off already once they got spotted, but...
Over where?
I really want somebody that's in a fucking...
We're going to...
We're going to V10 real quick.
I'll be telling you what we're going to do right there.
Yeah, but I mean, I'll sacrifice three cats just to get info
And let's do little info boys
Absolutely, do you have a profuse amount of piss on my live 20?
Now we both have rifle sorry. Oh, no, we're all oh, don't oh
Uhhh... No, it's all good.
I'll just use the toxin.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Okay.
You want some grenades?
Oh, that's all good. I'll just use the toxin. I'm not too good at grenades either.
I'll just do a little flaky-do-hanab.
Okay.
Hop up.
Okay.
Okay, we're going right into Blaster, right? We're not talking?
Yeah, if they're in white-out kits, we're just throwing people.
Got it?
Good. Good.
All right.
Like, if you see all white, kill them.
I do shit I do shit
Okay, hold on and hang let's cut up this way because I hear a case over here a lot of a case
It's by those fucking Canadians. We do we do
But the Canadians are attacking our stuff from Binds again
Goddamn Canadians for I swear to God they're bombs soon. I'm gonna destroy that motherfucking face
I'm gonna laugh at them
Flank around these guys like
Mike are you in here?
You'll do nothing watch this bow watch this buddy. I'm but it cool
I'm but it
Look, just you wait.
Just you wait, pal.
I'm about to go crazy.
Yeah, these guys, they're Canadians.
What are they gonna do?
So, Maple, see her fat me?
Apologize.
They could be in fishing village, actually.
Hold on.
Think about it.
That's handy, this buddy.
Watch it.
That guy's inside.
That is soft side.
He's trying to soft side and took water.
What's going on?
people trying to still trying to raid our self-credits so we might have to go
give them a little one to wake them up whoo the right hook right down her left
down her left that's farming never mind just fuck that guy
I see one, I see one, I see one.
Ok, let's clear these guys out real quick.
Put up cho cho cho, one right in front, one right in front on this course.
There might be us, there might be us, there might be us.
It's not, it's not.
Ok, I don't see, oh I see, I saw saw saw saw.
It's always behind those walls.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Steep on, steep on.
There's an all one outside, all one outside. There's Russians.
You get up there, Chief.
There's a Russians, boys, there's a Russians.
Positive?
They're all on, why not, kids?
I'm going in!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'll go where they do my way.
Watch out, watch out!
How the hell did they get in there?
Oh, he won't ever, what's he won't ever, he won't ever, he won't ever, here we go, here
we go.
Don't cook it, don't cook it.
Don't cook it.
Don't cook it boys, don't cook it.
Don't cook it.
Ah, don't cook it boys, don't cook it.
I should figure out how to get out of there.
How the hell did they get up there?
Just open it!
They got ladders?
Where the hell's the opening at?
Oh, I see it.
Oh!
Christ.
What the hell?
What the hell was that?
Go back, go back, judge!
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Get out of stuff and just get out of stuff.
I'll ever start to be at the bottom of that mountain anyways.
They came and she asked.
Quickly boys, quickly, quickly, quickly.
what's with the
90
up
oh my god the whole team is here only said
with up
masses
puts
the know hope i'm watching for if or
you much a lot
Did you shoot him? He's inside?
I think so.
I'll handle him!
STAND BACK!
FUCKING BOYS!
Come on, brotherings.
I need John.
Hey, John!
Are they still inside? Was they still inside?
I
Want that's on this bag?
Notorious
125 cent
Hey peanut
Thanks for all the laughs and keeping things entertaining
Did he die?
Did he die?
Did he die, my boy?
Did he die?
Hey guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I know I kind of brushed off that.
It's alright there.
It's like it was nothing.
But you give your instant replay.
Alright boys?
Oh, oh, where are they?
Where are they?
Oh, ooh, ooh.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Wait one more.
One more.
Wait one more.
Wait one more.
Where are they?
Where are they?
Where are they?
Woooooooooooo!
Ahahahahaha!
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
Oh!
I actually kinda missed the beginning of that message!
Was it?
Was it?
Was it?
Was it? Did I miss, did I miss anything crazy?
I was kinda focused on the replay thing.
IT EAT TIME, SIR! IT EAT TIME!
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. President.
Oh, we are doing fantastic and shit! We are doing fantastic!
I slime the last one!
Oh
Yeah, can you come up here? I got you. Can you pick them up here and do that?
Do we reseal boys?
Here in the backpack downstairs, please.
Good job, peanut.
Good job team! Good job team!
You did fantastic boys!
I was gonna reseal on up. I get this place back and work in order.
Thank you, good chat, thank you, good chat.
We can actually be super nice.
Did you actually hear me on these doors?
Uh, I don't know.
Uh, it looks like you might have full raided.
I'm dropping my backpack there like 280 kids in there almost to
They may have full raided us. I think that's where the TC is right there boys. Oh
Oh, that's a shame that's a shame. Oh
Well, that's just not that some solo a sulfur note in PS we sent us leave. Yeah, all right. Just crazy
Oh, thanks boys. Hey, hold on. Is this gonna watch the stream?
Of course. I
Remember asking for that. I've done this week
Yeah, I think they took the CC down here boys. I think they took the CC maybe all these all these doors is not our code
Yeah, that's a nice
I'll get it slowly back on.
Now I got you, Mr. Scooby-Go!
I'm gonna go and seal the hole in the compound on the east side.
Oh my God, people are throwing everything at me.
Oh, I called back!
Just look at the backpack, there is a lot of shit in it.
Woo! Very nice! Very nice! I'll take this back to home base!
Is, is Oil Rats on our team? Is Oil Rats on our team? Is he doing it on our team?
Is that what he wants to say to me in the base?
He's in by his... he he's! Guys, for those of you that don't know, Oil Rats is basically just coconut.
He's just a copy of coconut. We have two coconuts now.
You'll be unstoppable!
We will be unstoppable!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Uh...
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You need to get winny?
Yeah, where's winny at?
If we get winny cocoa and oil rats, it's over.
Oh, we don't even...
You can just do it.
You're the foreman.
Oh.
No!
They made it south of Kora twice.
They always do.
They are the same Canadians. They are the same ones.
These are the mean ones.
Comedian Canadians.
Oh my gosh, that's cool.
Yeah, but...
What's up?
Oh, cool.
Hey, John, how you doing, bud?
Hi, P9.
How you doing, bud?
John, I killed the last guy at that raid.
Is that cool?
I did something. I did something. My friend killed the last guy. Let's go.
Did that. You guys hear that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It was exhilarating. My god damn president right there. See. My president.
I'm on. I'm on.
Hey. Hey. Hey.
Have you seen, uh, not the meth lab yet?
I have not seen not the meth lab yet.
medicine lab the medicine lab the medicine lab pretty
Excited to see Peter absolutely hammered and sleep deprived tonight
I
Can't wait for it to be like seven in the morning
We're proud to know was if I thought you may have heard our for just one Russian to walk by
Yes, I did. I seriously walked by. BAM BAM BOOM!
Sit his ass to the shadow realms!
On this on your back, the handmaid of the beach just thrown on the ground.
Good job! Good thing, uh...
Ha! Good thing, uh...
I'll touch this.
I got stuck to me. You got stuck to my back.
His eyes? Come on.
It was like a sticker. Yeah, hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mr. Jimmy, how are you?
Absolutely excellent
You should have seen me two three how many kills I get back there John. I think it was six six or seven
No way six or seven he was he was going crazy. We totally didn't see the first bullets out of 30 minutes and run the other direction
As I've done you should have seen the flick I got on the last guy it was crazy
What's going on, Roddy?
Okay, hold on.
We're hosting the Olympic Games on Saturday.
We need somebody from every region, like your most athletic person.
There is no one more athletic limber or nimble than me in the United States.
States I can jump 10 alligators I can leave as high as the Eiffel Tower I can
squat the Titanic and I can do a little that this if she's something like that
before I've never been more impressed in my life you're the
representation I would be at the Olympics yes you can tell the people
All right, listen, one final request, Mr. Peanut, sir.
Can you please take your shoes off?
Of course, this is just a procedure for health purposes of the Olympics.
Thank you.
For sure, for sure, for sure.
She can cherish, she can cherish!
What's up?
This lady has a picture of my teeth!
No, no, no, no.
If you want to get one for any man, you can.
Hello, hello, hello.
It's Hale, it's that one.
He does it apparently, he was sent there for the U.S. to be the most athletic person in here, so...
Hey, I'm gonna need to get the one with the camera, the one with the camera!
Well, he didn't get the one with the camera!
No, I don't want to!
Fuck him! I don't have no camera!
Get ready to fisk you!
That's not gonna be a friend!
Get that cruise to my feet!
That's classified intel!
Classified intel! The Russians can usually get into such a dark male audience!
Damn, damn, damn, damn!
We're stuck up!
Yeah, he's gonna hurt me!
What do you... When we take something off?
Like, here, I'll give you that.
Please, give a picture.
Skribble on it. Skribble on the pictures.
Okay, okay, that's cool.
Scratch him. Scratch him.
Can we get away with the picture of our feet?
I think, I think.
Okay, I skribbled on it.
It happened.
Can we count on you to attend on Saturday?
Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
No, no, no, this guy.
He is the most athletic person.
He seems a little silly.
I've seen someone do something like this.
I don't know.
Woo!
Start the landing.
Watch this.
Wow!
Start the landing.
From a twa!
Start the landing.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
All right.
K, hold on.
K14.
K14 guy.
K14.
Oh.
Oh, a oil rat.
Stop inside, G.
Oh.
Good job.
You see that guy asking who's in charge?
You are supporting your country and freedom!
No, I'm sick of it.
No, I'm sick of it.
Oil rats, all you can use, we're doing clan invites,
by the way, so you place a tab and they go to clan,
tab at the top.
If you want to live in the USA, then you can definitely
put a case up.
Yeah.
Come chill over here with us, hang out over here.
You see your bars?
We're kind of fucked on you.
Oh, the clan is full of two, crap.
I don't see it, I don't see it.
The clan is full of two.
There's two things you can do, Mr. Oil Rats.
Number one you can wait till the admins of the game increase the limit of the clans or two you can go talk to
Neo-Cactus which is the leader of the of the regular
I know how it feels to get back
I wish I was standing there, if you got backstopped like that.
Who the hell is this guy?
Why are you just looking at him like that?
He's dead.
Hey, what's up, man?
This is Peanut.
Who the?
This guy.
How are you doing, bro?
You're free now.
Well, you're free now.
Wait, who's that guy?
He's fine.
He's gonna, he's defecting to us.
Don't worry.
Yeah, we have a defector.
I'm nobody, okay?
Of course defector.
Wait, from what country?
Oh my gosh.
Do you hear how many people are saying defector?
I'm going to raise my voice.
I'm going to raise my voice.
He's coming to keep us saying detector.
I'm going to make sure he's from the sport of whatever.
He's going to keep us saying detector.
Don't worry about it.
He's coming.
He's telling me how depressed he is.
Look, he sounds miserable.
He's ours now, though.
Yeah, Jace, look at him.
He's going to be one of us.
I don't know what he would.
Geno.
Oh, come on.
Pretty solid actually.
Hi.
Come with me.
Come with me.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm on the team, guys.
Who is that?
Is that guy?
I don't know. I don't know.
That guy sounds like the most obvious spy I've ever heard.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you.
By the way, Jina, Jina, Jina, that's 100% a spy.
Okay, well then kill him. Why didn't you kill him?
Well
Don't worry the situation has been handled by your fear of the president of USA
After you there's only a hundred and seven thousand doors left. Hey, I need you guys like you assist trees down
Go eat trees. We need wood everybody. Go get wood
We gotta get the line here.
All right, okay, give me, John,
I see we're gonna get the kids now.
Finally, after many moves.
We have to, we have to, we have to go in there.
Let's take Jenna, Jenna's good at the game.
You're gonna have to go in there, Jenna.
Isn't there Peanut?
Jenna, we need you.
I'm right here, Jenna.
Jenna, I have to go in there.
Do you, do you get lost in there?
I don't wanna go in there, I need a chainsaw.
Jenna, we need you.
There's no time to get in there.
Why?
I'm going inside Ivan.
What do you need me for?
Who the hell is this guy?
I just died.
Peanut, go retrieve her jeans, huh?
Did you just say his name over his head?
Did you just say his name to me?
I can't.
No.
Let's fucking kill him!
What? Did you find him?
Did you just say my name?
Shoot him in the butt cheeks!
I've seen recognize those butt cheeks
from being said to be here.
That's one of our guys.
Remember that?
It's the president.
Yeah, I'm a change staff.
I give a job to me at the South, the Gulf, the Gulf down below.
I'm going to go kill the Cubans in the game.
Great.
Dennis, the game in the game.
You know, that was that was the movie.
Steps earlier.
You guys that booty anywhere?
Recognize that?
Big oil rags.
Oh, yeah, I got to do my backpack.
Wait, can we get oil wraps to come with us?
That guy can kill anyone.
Let's see what's that.
I'm waiting for you, Calvary.
Okay, then.
Uh, yeah, I'll just keep it for you.
Mr. Cabernara.
Okay, just a second.
I'll do the rest of the church.
Incredible.
Give me gold!
You gave me everything.
Out of a discord?
And I love you.
Okay, okay.
I died with a death.
Get him, Ed!
But I still love you.
Wait, sir, you're in Calvary.
It's wrong.
You're in Calvary.
Oh!
They haven't given it go.
I
I'm doing my stuff at the base as soon as I figure out how to get in time.
I forgot the team in line.
Yes, nice.
Very nice.
I made it.
I'm trying to find a chainsaw.
you ever caught the ship they caught
how do you get this base
I can not find a fridge
there it is
kinda where new between them
oh it's in the mini-core
I know
kinda do the little jump ups
yeah be you
God I've been made out between
magical activities magical activities
well not a secret bit of automation do I eat there is automation on these things
that they have all the things on them do not opening doors I've never opened
before that scared your eyes
what
what did you fucking do
jenna, jenna it's a ghoster
oh that was the fucking guy
what the hell
what's going on up there
if you want to get in
if you want to get in this good again
oil just let me know, I'll get you out of it
we gotta get oil ratcheting
type in general
I'm sorry. Yeah, we don't need it
First special super secret mission super duper secret
But you have my discord you have my discord
I don't have it. I don't have it. Oh, how are you doing it?
I
My cock was this good
Coco described a co-glock is quiet. I
Need the bodyguard
You think we all came from
We're so much descendant
Oh
My god
this is gonna be so fucking easy
look I'm gonna fuck you listen give me guys are talking like 20 minutes I don't
know that's okay you know we're talking okay I'm gonna talk right here cuz we're
on the discord you're not haha okay we just we just destroy the discord
You've been in the discord before! I specifically remember you AND in the discord before!
Was it like the one that was like secret? I left that one.
No, it's the bird peed in the face of discord! You were in the...
Oh! Is there a...
Yeah, uh, I'm not in that one. Yeah.
What?!
Just link it to me. How's that send it to me?
This is a fake janna!
Thank God.
I'm not a fake judder!
What the?
You're just a fake judder.
Do I have some what?
Some more?
Wooden Bird kids?
I do not.
I got two, you can have.
Oh, thank you.
Alright, fuck it, we're just going. Here's the plan.
I know where Cuba is.
It's where Cuba is on the map.
Oh, regularly.
We are going to go over there.
We are gonna go over there and kill him and then I tried
Who the hell is this with these people be a guy just people on the team
You guys are under arrest
You're going to Guantanamo Bay for the new life!
Hey, man, do that!
You're going to Guantanamo Bay for the new life!
All of you are going to Guantanamo Bay for business for the rest of your life!
You cannot do that to us!
You cannot do that!
We are for it!
We have diplomacy!
Diplomatic immunity!
Diplomatic immunity!
You're going to shoot us all!
You're going to kill us!
Kill them all!
I joined the discord Tina
We don't think about this
Jina joined the rhythm chat to the real time
Jina joined the rhythm chat to the real time
We got all the fucking blocks, they're all locked, every single one of them
We got a high body
And you're in the wrong discord
I'm gonna react or something
Come on gang
What the fuck do you mean by the wrong discord?
That's the one they sent me!
We're invading Cuba!
George!
Those guys are always vibing in there.
Dude, they're vibing. They're smoking a joint inside there.
They're vibing to Samara B.
Oh, I joined it now. I had to verify.
You have a lot of steps in there.
Welcome in, Jenna! Welcome in!
I used the pain voice.
We're invading Cuba.
Alright?
Now, I know we can get over there easily
easily and kill them easily.
The problem is getting away with
their stuff. So, you guys, you
gotta sleep through the water.
Oh, shoot. That's the problem.
You all have a little bit of
low grade? No. Oh, God. I have
16. I got 16. I got 16 on the
ground. Yes, sir. Okay. I got
his helicopter stuck in the
What's the Bay of Pigs?
What is that?
I guess the base could have been leaked.
Oh well.
Well, I don't think he would have had any insight on this.
Oh yeah, you can't.
Yeah, you can't.
You can't.
What's the Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba by America?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that something that?
Is that one?
Not good.
Not the best.
Not good.
Not good.
not the best it's all right is it like is it like can't make jokes about it
I'll just make the worst joke just tell me what to do it
okay there's Cuba right there boys oh wait there's pieces made
Chilly's part of software where did you know she got off you what we will lie
She hates us she hates us
Well, I think she hates you
Yeah, wait, wait, I if we can walk across this whole thing that it'll make escaping super easy. Oh my god. We can all these in
She's perfect. She's perfect. Oh, she's a sponsor. She might take
Jared did it
She got off-screen as she hates America. Yeah, I think she just hates the United States of America. Oh gosh
We can go through this wall of sheet. Oh
She oh
What oil rats? I'm not gonna lie. I thought you were a spy kill all humans in the game
Man, I mean...
Here, go. You shift me off.
Go on, go on.
Okay.
Wait, you can loot the furnaces.
In the room inside, in the room inside.
No, there's a scrappy, we can steal the scrappy.
Okay.
You guys are just gonna tell me how fun it is in there, cause...
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
There's someone next to me, come, come, come, come.
There's so much metal in the furnaces.
You take it off, take it off. I'm gonna drive a smith in the scrappy, okay?
Oh, the doors are open! We try to go in!
Oh, there might be something underneath the scrappy, inside.
I see someone sleeping, I see someone sleeping.
I'm behind you. Oh my god. They have everything open. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
god. We're in beating Cuba. We're in beating Cuba. You're making me so proud in there.
I can't get in. You can't get in. There's someone in the basement in the basement.
Should I go deeper? Should I go down? There might be a trap. There might be a trap. There
Okay, I'll go right I'll go there
All their doors are open every way I'm at the
Guys guys I brought it's
I think we should just take this and run.
Oh my god, there's full box of combs here, combs here, oh my god.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I got a ton of metal fragments, like a half a box of clip metal fragments.
Oh my.
I'm ready for it, I'm ready for it, I'm ready for it, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
We just invaded Q-Bit and they left all the doors open, we're in the base right now.
Okay, okay, I'm ready for I'm ready to fall I'm full I'm full I'm full
You say
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Crouch, crouch, crouch, don't get headshot.
Oh, gee.
Oh, my God, no fucking way!
No way!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
Swim, swim, we have to swim.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
I'm coming to the shore, boys, I'm coming to the shore.
Give it, give it, give it.
Oil actually's gonna turn out of the hook up here.
You need to go in the water right where we at.
Look at our stupid spot on the map.
I see it, I see it, I see it.
Get off the ship, but don't put your hand up the oil.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
We're gonna die, I'm gonna die.
We're gonna shoot the fuck out of you, don't die.
Yeah, I know, yep, I know, yep.
I'm low, I'm low as fuck.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh god, I'm one shot, I'm one shot.
Okay, okay, okay.
Throw the rocks to the bottom of the ocean if you need to.
I'm going with my tits out, I'm coming.
I'm shooting.
My tits are out.
Watch it, watch it, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm totally ill.
We gotta go.
Yeah, I'm totally ill, I'm starving too, oh my god.
This isn't good, this isn't good.
We got to leave the rendering somehow.
Do you see we're at?
Wait, oh my god, I'm just gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I can't do anything about it.
I'm dead.
It didn't refill my oxygen.
It didn't refill my fucking oxygen when I went down.
Oh my god.
It didn't refill my oxygen!
Oh my god, I'm gonna drown now.
now I want your body I'm gonna lose I don't like to I died to you guys we get
the faster they can we get the faster they can perfect perfect I'm on my
700 fucking door I've all the rockets you give my back like you find my back
like I'm picking up your back as well yeah I'm just full swimming with the
rockets do you want you have my body right if everything was on my body yeah
Wait, I'm gonna grab your body then
Oh my god
We have two people in the choice of we have people in two ways my which is the most valuable
back as well yeah yeah yeah I got your backpack too careful Pete there's a
there's a scuba diver there's nothing you can do against him yeah maybe I'm just
gonna try to grab one of the bodies you might get a kill me but whatever
even if we lose these bodies still huge when my body was definitely the most
valuable by far
No, it's good you told us we got out.
True, true. I was a noble sacrifice. Thank you, Jenna.
Jenna, you died after me, right? Like, one second?
I did. I did.
I see you back there. I see you. Oh, I see a swimmer. Oh, that's okay.
I'm Cuban! I'm Cuban! I'm Cuban! I'm Cuban!
We got it though. That's huge.
Oh, he's got my name.
Damn it. Damn it too.
He almost believed it too. He almost believed it. You saw that hesitation. I know you saw hesitation. That was close. That was close. I don't know what Cubans sound like so I just picked any actions I think of.
There's some of the loot still there if we have a pair of flippers.
Yeah, I don't think we can get anything if that guy gets it all.
Well there's honestly two bodies of loot out there. He's empty. Two traps.
I lost everything. I lost everything.
This guy is a fucking unit.
Damn, that's who I've got there, quick.
Honestly, get on there. That was a good reaction time.
That was a good reaction time.
They're gonna be so angry.
I cannot believe you stole that one shit.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, here we go.
I'm gonna give it one more shot.
Dude, I'm gonna give it one more shot.
What the fuck is Pico?
I'm gonna see if I can find some flippers to go out there and take his pants.
You might have evil Bible bodies.
I just have some flattable body kit.
Open it up by himself.
Fly into a building and land on a platform inside the building.
What the fuck?
He's kind of the, uh, he's like that three-star general for sure.
He's like Coco's main man.
Holy shit.
What is up on the phone?
What is up on the phone?
What is up on the phone?
What is up on the phone?
What is up on the phone?
What is this?
You don't have four of them anymore.
This base is ridiculous.
What are they called?
What are they called?
What if it was called?
What if it was called?
What if it was called?
What if it was called?
Check him out!
Check him out!
Jackhammer to Jackhammer!
That's the silver quarry getting ready again.
Right here in the toolbox, Miss Impina.
The toolbox!
Digging! Digging!
Digging! Digging!
I don't think that's silver quarry.
Go, go, go, go!
I'm going up on it!
Reach it up!
Woo woo woo!
I think I've brained that, like I don't know where.
No, no, you're not. There is no 3K right now. We're working on it. We'll get there.
Are we that fucking poor? We don't have ammo.
We're not poor. We're not poor.
Where did you get this?
Oh god, I feel like I'm gonna get out of this house.
Oh god, I'm gonna come to the side.
Oh god.
I had this before.
Okay, I'm coming.
It's gonna take a while to get out.
Release me!
Let me see how this helps!
Okay, okay!
I hit the same idea.
Go, go, go!
We made it, we made it!
Move, move, move!
I know it's only been 20 minutes,
but he might have left the body by accident. Who knows?
You never know boys, you never know.
Yeah, I have flippers and I have a jackhammer. I'm going in
beautiful
Yes, surely surely it's all still there. Oh, she's a lot. Well, I do I'll tell you we died pretty separately like all three of us
Especially oil rats. He could have gotten one body. Maybe even just a backpack. That's true. That's true
I'm gonna be a boy. What would I like it?
Oh
Oh
Oh, oh, it's really sharp right there. Really sharp
I
Be something right here still and he's a little bit it's a little taste just a little taste of it
How are you how about I get it on?
Give me the oxygen. Oh my god.
Oh!
There we go, there we go, there we go.
I just moved separately, God.
We have to go for Mr. Oil Ratch.
Push off on the ground.
We can drop the gun or something.
Oh, I see it much.
I see it much.
Oh, there's a scrappy.
Oh.
Hopefully that gentleman did not see us.
If this is the scrappy, then we would have died right about here.
Yeah.
Right about here when it died.
Oh yep, it's all gone.
Oh yeah, they got the rest games.
They got the rest.
They got the rest.
Oh, we're getting bomb, bomb just went off at base.
Wait, what?
I heard that.
I'm gonna try to take it out.
Oh what the, you still want it?
He's got his psychopaths.
This one's not one of us.
Oh, somebody just crashed it.
Any time you want to get the oxygen, okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, okay
For those bombs. Oh my god. Does this- does my guy hold his breath when he's on the surface?
Does he just sit there going-
Hey, breathe yet! Gotta make sure the oxygen is right! Gotta make sure there's no water up here and all this air!
You see that?
Did you just crash that heli? Was that you? Yes.
All right, well, take this one.
Number two it was me
So we just asked a mini you were the worst player ever
Yeah, it did not go good. Yes, and feel this battle and feel this battle
All right, I see guys
We just I mean absolutely fucking pulverized their rocket making progress right now if we
We might go back again in like two hours and they're coming up leave every door, but I bet you they'll do it again
And you see where TC was
You see if you get the TC you could you could make it so their base is no longer their base
I'm making this a little bit more complicated than I thought.
Oh, sure.
Maybe.
Yeah, I knew we needed a boat.
Damn it!
We need to get off that island.
That's the problem.
Get into the island.
Get out of the island.
Legend.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
So, what should I do?
Did you have pottypot?
You're a legit TurbulenceGP who dies for starvation like you do.
I'll talk to you in the comments.
Is that how?
I even died as starvation!
I died as starvation of oxygen!
I don't think so.
Warning shot.
I just let him out of here.
Did we just see the rush version of the Bay of Pigs?
I don't want to speak too much of that because I don't know what that is, but I think maybe.
It's he-
Maybe.
Wait, is that a tech alley? Is that ours?
Who's that?
Oh, they said stop. They said stop.
You are losing as a streamer. Shake my head.
EVERYONE IS A STREAMER!
Shoot away.
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
What the hell is this?
Who are all these people?
Who? Are there just some idiot dimension going on?
And they just happen to chill here for a second on their way back home?
Uh...
Oh...
Hmm...
Oh...
Ready? Oh, we gotta go be a witty. We gotta go be a witty.
That's what we gotta do.
Hmm speeds for your team yeah, I think we could use a rally. Oh, what is this?
That's cool. Hey guys, what's going on outside?
Hold your mouth. Oh
I
Wish all this wish all the shots outside
All right
I like that's no sense questions
I'm gonna go take a little beef out there. I'm gonna grab myself a glock 19
Thank you, sir, thank you secret service you're a good man
Thank you sir thank you sir you don't know shades oh you take this
agent you see oh fantastic I'm on the craft right now I don't even why I see
how many I should have it I think I threw it on the ground oh this oh thank
Thank you sir thank you sir
Here, take this
Thank you sir, thank you sir
Copy that
Copy that
Here, take this
Alright, give it to you here
What the hell
Yes sir, yes sir
Okay, your seeds are Cuba
And we have them bleeding
We have them on their heels
I can't believe I missed that
I can't believe I missed that
There was they literally left every door in their base open all the way to the rocket storage and we just
Listen, I you already had my fealty, but you haven't even more now Cuba
I know everybody hates Russia, but Cuba has been my enemy since the very beginning of this server those sons of bitches
I
Hate them. I hate them so much. I say now that Cuba will be on the other heels for a bit
We gonna kill Canadians in the game, boys.
Who did?
Oh, we fucking, yeah.
We fucking...
They keep rating our damn sulfur quarry!
Oh, the Canadians, yeah.
Let's go fuck the ass!
Let's go, baby.
Where we going?
We're going to Canada!
We're committing war crimes!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah, brother!
We're gonna do...
We're gonna do crime, man.
Any crime we'll do.
I hate that the names don't show up.
I just I don't know if that's just fucking hard guys and we just have three spies running in our base for a second
We did Jennifer the eggshell newscast is raid the CIS news
I told her that the other news there's spread and false information
Here we have a helicopter. I see Jennifer should put out her own news announcement to the display. We're lagging
There's thousands of loose wood
Fantastic fantastic all right boys gear up. I'm in the White House. We go for Canada
I'm gonna go take a quick presidential piss and then we move
I'll meet you at the White House, meet you at the White House
Maybe he's the White House, meet you at the White House
Presidential piss on me
That guy has been there all night
Yeah, you're freaky. Oh, you're freaky
Oh, yeah
Alright, keep the subjects in line, gentlemen
While I go take a presidential piss
A quick presidential piss, gentlemen
A presidential piss
Somebody knows, I need beds
Keep the subjects in line, keep the subjects in line
as we get out of line.
I'm so cold right now, this is not good.
Tell him to get back in line.
This is like a goofy version of this game too,
because usually it's not like a certain way to play this game.
This is perfect for a three day event.
It's like a lot of fun.
Like a great storyline.
It's going to make some great videos.
But if this has you by the balls,
Lord have mercy, dude.
Never play real rust.
I'm going to be addicted.
I want to open this door for you. I know the password.
Hi, Jenna.
Oh, thank you.
Hi.
I like how the lighthouse is just all monkeys.
Why can't I open this?
Why can't you open it? I can't.
I don't know. The password is the same guy.
Yeah.
Did you put it in?
He's just...
Maybe.
He's just...
John.
This is just John.
You learn this about John sometimes you just got to pat him on the back
Well, he's doing so good. He told me earlier. He's got two hours. I didn't believe him
I was like driving a car. You got a kid on I'm like, hi
Yeah, I
Started playing this game the second this event started. I actually had 15 minutes in between
When the event started
Thank you, I actually killed a guy who team wiped us
I'm gonna go fly a helicopter.
I'm gonna teach you how to fly.
I'm gonna teach you how to fly.
What job?
What job?
What?
Why do we think the other nations
are winning in all of our big battles?
We obviously have the superior players.
I mean...
Well, we haven't had the clan thing
so far.
Every time we've done it, we didn't have the clan figured out,
so we didn't know who was who.
Like just a slight hesitation is it will kill you every time and then I would hesitate much easier
I'm really sure where the front line is and then bang your dad
Much easier to know exactly who's who?
Yeah, yeah, yeah defending all right. I think we would wipe somebody if you're defending
John do you have a oh
The problem I think the problem I didn't get excited the problem is seeing the names above the heads
Yeah, we haven't we haven't done an attack. We haven't done a full attack since we figured out the clan thing
I think I think it would be a hundred times smoother
That was like the big game just chaos like every time we attack. It was just chaos
Is it working
Very true like if you look at the same guy very hot to do appropriate
Yeah, but look look at this guy. His name's not even showing up. We still can't do a proper raid
Yeah, is she in the UI?
Yeah, it'll be less chaos.
That's Jenna! Yeah, it's really Jenna who we're playing with.
Yeah.
That's because we're at the base.
I mean, that's gonna happen no matter what.
Yeah, yeah.
There's just a bug where if there's too many people around you,
some people's names just straight up don't show up.
Yeah, like none of you have names for me at all.
That's cropped.
Yeah, I know.
Perfect.
That's super cool.
Can we say Russia?
I believe Russia is all wearing matching white uniforms.
my buddy why they see so much can you say hi to see don't see why I mean we're like
hello hello country lines we have in the pool of darkness oh shit we
don't know right here I mean we could go red light blue yeah we all or or we
start dressing up in white wait guys I open the box I closed it and then your
That might work guys. Oh
I'm back
Our boy is my work. We should let the whole team know
What dressing white and just confuse the shit out of everybody no person G fixes it oh
Opening up your map. Oh, I'm not so just coincidence. I don't know did it fix it for you?
Well, I was I immediately pressed it so
Okay, yeah, I don't know we could just because we see left the area
What do we do it's broken again?
It'll take one health per percent boys, so if you have less than 46 percent health any of 46, yeah, you'll die
hmm
shit i forgot to make a weapon flashlight
what are i
have i missed anything are they gone
someone said carol is waiting and killing people
you guys ready to canada?
we're deep cuba
we're deep cuba so go
no way
then we took all the rockets
no way
fuck cuba
yeah that's it
nice nice
they're gone
oh no they're not gone but it was just me
Jenna and oil rants
Joe's in the country outside
We took three inventories because we had all their boxes
But we only got out with the with a full bag of stuff and then an inventory stuff
Who's the best job? Who's the best job before yeah all the rockets sold the GP. Okay. Okay. How many rockets you guys get?
He's only like a line and a half
yeah
They also such a free rate because just pull up on them and just fucking swoop them if we ever wanted to like this so free
Yeah, they're free. They're very free
And Jenna knows where the TC is now
Is that what you guys are doing right now you're gonna rate them uh?
Should we go rate them we're gonna go mess with Canada
Yeah, I'm coming I'm coming to Canada I mean where the Canada is is is waiting for people to come up here
So just watch out
Actually might have to serve camp for night boys. I can't see I yeah
Yeah
I have a lot of walls of some of these walls you can space. Oh, yeah, I use I use to watch
He's body is picked clean. There's nothing on her. Oh
I turned it turn the message in
The keys a lot of have guns are just knives. Oh
So please bring the nightmares and goggles. Yeah, we would I think I'd like three pairs of nightmares goggles for the Cubans, but
I just went on duty off on my coach. Oh Coco. Where's that little base that you put kids? Is that completely empty?
We should we he chose to live over a bright voice so he turned right now. We'd like to women's
Something sticky my over-tripping is my good bad good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boy. Please take your mama
eat something sticky
Oh, hmm.
Hmm.
Do we kidnap? Are they still rebelling against the US?
Yeah, they are. They keep raiding our chauffeur, Corey.
They've done it like four times.
It's annoying.
That's why we're gonna go kill him.
We're gonna go shoot him.
With our guns.
Wait, do we know where the Canadian base is?
It's like E-13 here on the left, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, I heard that.
Oh, that's right.
Hmm.
E-13, you say.
At least it was a big base earlier, I'm not sure.
Oh, should be dead.
Maybe perhaps oh, I do see a windmill yet that I think that's yeah. I think you're right. He doesn't
I'm gonna bag here. Oh
See a little people I just would we're just gonna try to kill a couple of got a little something something to do it a lot out of here
Oh, Joey! Oh, Joey, on this, I want to finish this!
Boy, good, bad, good, I'm bad!
Pre-tank you, Mr. Joey, good to see you again, my boy, good to see you again, my boy!
And Mr. Stonbuff, I want to finish this!
Boy, good, bad, good, I'm bad!
Thank you, boys. Thank you for having me, Bondi.
Oh.
Thanks, boys. Thanks, boys.
Thanks, life, boys.
Oh.
Coco, what are you drinking right now?
This does look like a Canadian base.
I'm drinking a coconut water.
What?
Oh, shit, he's got me.
He's got me.
Got me, shit.
Arms.
Nice.
Battle battle battle.
Go, go, go.
Shit.
There we go.
Yeah, guys.
So actually, we're good.
Stay in the base.
All clear out here, boys.
All clear out here, guys.
All clear out here, hey.
All clear.
All clear out here, hey.
I got stuff.
I got stuff.
I got stuff.
All clear, guys.
No need to go outside.
Guys, there's like 100.
There's like 100.
Yeah, yeah.
They're about to run us off.
Do we get to go?
Get out of here?
Yeah, let's go back off, let's go back off where we came from maybe.
Towards Coco.
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Is there a tree? So they're opening the open?
They'll push us, they'll push us.
After one, they're going back in.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm just running away.
You should be rodey on that guy.
You should be blue by that guy.
Oh, shit.
How many, how many, how many, how many?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, no, no, no.
Thanks for the kid Canadians!
yeeeeeee
shh
oh my god
hehehehe
god of we got him
we got him we got him we got him
pfft
okay
what the fuck on the night
what the fuck on the night
I can literally see your name
you jump in
hahahahah
there he is
there's our boy
there's our boy
should we wait here should we wait here
yeah we can
You did push you out this far
I see what I see what martini
Nice
No way that guy dude, dude, that's you have a gun man. I got that way you want that guy charges so no no no
It's Jose super Max
Pick it are you
But I'm just hanging out
Coconut is this guy on a team?
He's hanging around?
Oh, coconut.
Yeah, I'm just hanging around, bro.
He's so fucking close to me.
Oh, he's one back to go.
He's one back to go.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, they're not taking stuff.
They're not taking stuff.
They're taking stuff.
See you later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't take his stuff.
There's a bunch of the trees approaching.
Oh, yeah.
A few meds.
On the left.
On the left.
Yeah, it's Canada fuck him
Guys put him on the ground make him scream like a pig
Let's not talk this close to the base if they change their mind they can slaughter us take him further away
We're not going to come shoot you so we can talk you know about them.
Honolest, Honolest, Mr. Canadian Prime Minister.
If you do, if you do one bit of blackface, we're shooting you in the head, alright?
No blackface.
Okay, okay.
Hey, we're watching you.
We know what you've done.
I'm not doing nothing.
I'm not doing nothing.
No, no, Indian guys, we know blackface, we know nothing.
I
Just died I died I died on the roof cam. It's fine. Don't don't go over myself. Don't go over my
Sorry, I was deafening at this story so I can role play sorry
Okay, she had social spaces that is social spaces you hear that that is social spaces
Go out and like an open field set up barriers so that so they can't sneak
So this is
Honestly, we could use the quarry we could just take him into the quarry compound
And unidentified gentlemen unidentified gentlemen, oh shit
He's going into his place
Oh
I need boys to hear them here! Kill the Prime Minister! Kill the Prime Minister!
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him quick!
There's a Canadian! There's a Canadian! 100%!
We can't wall it, we need to go a little further away.
Grab your gun, John!
John! John! Grab your gun!
Why did... why did I spit it out?
Grab your gun!
Is there a helicopter?
When you go knock, your gun drops.
Oh...
That's us, that's us, that's us, that's us!
Thank you.
as I'm a full of a tree loot okay we're just took that prime minister for a
walk and then murder yeah we did we're thinking for a walk but every hour on
the hour
I think India immigrated to our country.
What?
They're not cool though.
They're selling phones on the gas station.
They work over here.
They sell their phones.
No, they gave me eight phones.
They want to hook us up and get us connected.
I did have chicken, peaky masala for dinner.
I asked them.
I said, no, I literally asked them.
I said, what do you guys do in America?
Aren't you in India?
He said, what the fuck do you mean in India?
Of course, I'm Indian. I'm in America. I am a grader here
Then he gave me like eight fucking mobile
Microsoft office computers are gonna be working like crazy
The best street-toe chicken ever. We're fucking juice. Stop man. We got four steps. Oh look
Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Who's mine right here?
You gotta mind quieter next time
I'm getting word chicken Chica masala is British
Man that person for eternity
I'm getting word to but let's gaslight them and pretend they're all right. I'm not everybody
Where do you think they got the idea from idiot? Yeah, let's go it
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I my great great great great great great great great great grandfather knew a guy from India
So I've got yeah, so she shut up. Was she I know more than you
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He's got skin in the game. You guys want to know yeah check and made
We still have a check that when you see ones up to they got they are colonized by the British
We're alive
Those are highly successful run boys are highly successful when I'm getting back in the group of shooting people kill I'm getting back in the groove
Was a little rusty there for a bit.
Was a little rusty.
I think we're back, boys.
I need an actual bet.
Where's the new business?
He's still awake.
I've got multiple full kits on me.
Oh, where?
I hear what you need.
Oh, you're here.
Holy shit, that's anything better.
Actually, I guess that's MP5.
You have literally the best.
Isn't that, dude?
MP5 is a literal top tier weapon.
MP5 is my favorite weapon.
Hey, let's play the not-yellet-job game.
Get in there, you all right?
Yeah, all right.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Someone just got shot.
What the hell is going on out there?
He shot me?
I shot him, babe!
How do I get this damn base? I forget every dime.
It's horrible! I don't know where the hell I'm going to have to dive.
When we get raided they're gonna suffer like we have stuff
I need meds. That's what I need. I need meds
All right gang. I say we go I say we go try to light rain the Cubans
They only have like five guys on I say we just go over there with some maybe some
Saturals just a quick cheap rain. Yeah, I say
I'm wouldn't
I am and I'm just gonna go make a quick little just like that. Are you are you guys are we going right this second?
Or do you guys are you guys in the girth?
I I I got to drop off some stuff and then we also gotta find some chattos or whatever. I don't want to bring too much stuff
We'll go again. I just want to make sure I got time to make up a couple little adjustments to the
Okay, give me like two minutes to get in base and then about 45 to get out
Oh, that'll be ready.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Oh, we're, we're, we're, we're in Vancouver, boys!
We're in Vancouver!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm.
Buddha's doctors asked me,
peace are good to see you back on rust.
Good luck nuking rushes.
Pee back on rust. Let's go.
Good luck turning rushes into crap.
Hey, screw you, sir. Thank you, sir.
I'm gonna turn that place into a parking lot!
This, I swear.
this
I swear
Do I see an arataka now? So I'll be turning an arataka into a parking lot
All right, I'm gonna go where would we get the Sancto's?
There's a blockbox in the corner of this I see that
um
didn't somebody make a tier 3 on the bottom level so you don't have to go all the way to the fucking moon for it?
I don't know
there's so much shit in this place, there's so much
but stuff
I see a step we got from them
oil rats, come upstairs
do I try to...
okay bro
I'm coming
but I'm very low on money
Oh
I'm in call I'm in call I'm going up and call
Shit
All right gang is anyone see any explosives anywhere I
Found some high-class
Did you see around
I have 12 weapons and 2 spawns.
Oh that's perfect! We'll do that!
Yes, perfect.
In the base, 4 and then like 3, 4.
Alright, go down.
We know their best loot is on the roof area.
But the TC, do you know what was the TC had again?
Okay, so we went down.
Okay, we dropped down.
It was a sheet door and there's going to be a door behind it I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
But I don't know what side.
It's gonna be if we get there, I know a sign it's just like where we came from place where John boosted us in this
Boys week
I'm gonna try to just get to the main little on top again
Yeah, I see maybe would be a better idea just to land on top and get the loot since
Although I would really really like to say that we've wiped you off the map
Honestly, that has a good ring to it.
That has a good ring to it.
That has a good ring.
That has an excellent ring to it.
Remember when America was the president of the United States, like Cuba.
Yes, thank you, bro.
Cuban missile prices 2.0.
I'm going with that one.
You talk about you remember Christ as well today it means that the cube mr. Christ is the cubans got all the
Well, that's what we just did that
That's what that means. I'm gonna come back
Live you nothing I
Do that and someone said you should just kill her she eats crap singles on her mac and cheese and I almost did
Okay
We're gonna need a scrappy
There's some scrapping a little box next to the tier three on the third
Okay, let's take a scrappy land on top of Cuba's base
uh raid right down the middle because I believe the best it was their top floor
my pico I think is meeting us he said he likes they know what no that's not
true no no we won't know what I forgot we go over the TC instead Jenna would you
be able to identify the the wall from the outside of where the door
I'm gonna tactically grab a beer as well it depends on if these doors open but it
would be the side that Wales said let's get in there and see if they have doors
left open if they do we do the doors if they don't we do it from the side
mm-hmm okay let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it all right we
meet outside boys we also need a better way to get out of there yeah I mean if
we have the scruffy we can just fly out well I think we're not taking the scrap
because we're not going to the roof anymore.
Okay, okay.
Well, actually, we should.
Honestly, you might want to go to the roof
just to scare the roof.
Good.
Well, I mean, I think, yeah, you're right, you're right.
We should run this, we'll pull up the walls.
We can run back in if we do, I think.
Yeah, we run there.
We run, we just run there.
We blow up in the T.C., take it, seal it off,
and then, honestly, if we wanted to seal it
So, the flame simmers and we can leave,
we can just chill inside of a box we know,
because we have TZ.
Yeah.
Unless they have externals, do we see that they have externals?
How do they do, yeah.
Yeah, maybe not.
Just remember, the whole outside was open.
Even if they do have externals,
it'll be like a one door, two-it type of situation.
Genius, genius, genius.
You see some wood.
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
I'm not talking about you.
What?
What?
Something pretty neat.
I'm gonna
I'm gonna give you a big
a big launcher.
Okay, we're gonna go do something.
You know those, you know those
pissy Canadians.
Canadians, yeah?
Basically just re-investing
Rockets and bombers, I want you to be up there in the front lines bombing the hell out of them, okay?
Ah! CANDILL!
Get ready, I'll bring you a launch, I'll bring you the rockets.
You just rocket where I tell you to man, you got that?
On it boys, on it!
15 minutes, 15 minutes, got it!
Guys, we're reading the Canadians in 15 minutes.
Oh, you want, oh shit.
Do you mean, do you say the Cuba raid for after it?
Yeah, yeah, we should be doing it, we need to close it, boom.
Okay, okay.
Oh, president, we gotta kill Dave.
He killed me while I was AFK and took my gun for the long game.
Oh!
He went on a team.
Yeah, and I was just…
Hey guys, guys, I'm going to go Canada in 15 minutes.
I just shot that!
Oh yeah.
Roger that, sir, Roger that.
Our new plan!
I need a gun since…
We're going to Canada and we're blowing up their house.
New plan, new plan alert.
Alright, well, in the spirit of
fucking with the Cubans, I'm gonna go
just kill one or two while we wait.
Dennis, a great idea.
I'll follow you.
Those fucking Cubans.
They're actually Russian.
They're here with the helicopters.
We want to just do that real quick.
I
Need to raid them in a quick manner that's gonna take a little bit of time. I'm just gonna cure a couple why we've the Canadian
I think they're gonna be a very strong all right
See we even have enough room. I'm curious
Chunky it is chunky now here's such over a business out of it. I'll see nobody on the map of this side of it be some food again
It's a little beep, little beep is never at any one you shall lose kids
No
You'd be those sorts of weird
I
Think I couldn't tell the name by the way, uh, did I find out that opening the map is not fix the names
He doesn't work I'm going up to Canada right now
Where'd you want to come?
Yeah, I'm coming. Absolutely. We're starting to turn in their forces get a couple kids from the demand to treat their rekids
You oh my god, you're bald it's just a ball cap. It's just a ball cap
assembled it mentally
You know, let's go up there and kill a couple Canadians and then we'll thin out their rekids for when we raise them at 50 beds
I
Was peanut prim blocked how his little bass underscore fucking blind. That's an MP5 right there chief MP5 get your eyes checked
I
Don't know you had an in-game scan
Yeah, you're a couple I think
Yeah, oh shit
I see Canadians I see Canadians in Red Town
Canadians alert Canadians alert
Where are you?
I'm rockin' rockin' rockin'
You got that coconut rock, that's what I used to do, that used to be my default rock before I got this skull
I see a Canadian...
Canadian rockin'
It's a beautiful scanner
Canadian bussiness
Busyum busyum
I'm going to shoot him.
Yeah, I killed one.
What the hell is wrong with you and me?
From the base?
Oh, wait, wait.
More people on the left side.
That's him.
We're kind of lagging behind.
All the way.
Can you do one more?
He's here.
We have air support inbound.
You got us.
This is it.
We have air support inbound.
You got us.
Got one.
We're dead.
Gotcha.
I'm air support, so don't feel too good about it.
One on me, one on me.
I heard footsteps.
I got one on case, one down.
I'm close to you, pilot.
Can you swear at 157?
It might be the next building.
Yeah, I'm going on the right.
I need a cover.
Oh shit, there's a place where he's waiting.
I can't go in.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
One right here, one right here under the helicopter.
Oh.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Come on.
That's a sight.
Get it.
Already dead.
Throw the roof, throw the roof,
throw the roof to the base.
Okay. Are you ever going to roundshot while we're dead?
I think we killed all of you.
I think we're looking good.
Push up to me, I've got a gun for you.
I have an MP5 here for you.
Okay.
I'm just killing out right here, there should be a man right there.
Oh, oh, another Canadian!
Pico! Pico! Pico!
Score!
Pico! Pico!
I don't even think I'm trying to get...
Yes! He turned!
We're going back!
Fuck you, Av. Gordo!
Coming back, boys?
Was your drunken stuff up?
Well, I haven't, P.
Was your drunken stuff up?
Good thing I brought that Hymnsie with us.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Ah, Root of Rage is told by the lockers
that play poker stacking tips.
It's like you're running Root in people's hopes and dreams.
I need to do that article because of the log side
We are weakening the Canadian forces while you like to have them on.
I got full of intuition on killing the Canadians.
You need to be better.
Go back to me, I'll be right here.
The couple is not close, the main base is so shit.
I think they're fully livid that spawntars here.
Okay, I'll try to go over here.
We just like lost you all.
Get two on me.
They're trying to run.
They're trying to run.
I got another one.
Can we get another one?
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Dunebreak sent Mr. Nutt, my role will pass this week after a lifelong fight against cerebral palsy.
They always loved watching stream. Thanks for all the laughs.
He need time Mr. Gills.
I can't even imagine, brother. I can't even imagine.
Hell no, hell no.
Unless you ain't your favorite brother, Godspeed.
What's the game? What's the game? What's the game?
Is that right side?
I can't believe I can't hear me. What the fuck?
I thought you were going to bust you.
Oh.
There's one more in front of me. I can see 20 geno.
What's the matter with you?
We had that rock. We had that big rock.
Uh-huh.
I'm just trying to draw my fire. I got a reposition.
Dude, how the hell do I get out of there?
I have a full distance.
Holy shit, whoever put this base together should put it down.
Are you stuck?
Do you need help?
I found it.
I found it.
We're about to leave you more in contact.
They're a lot of DMS.
Leave them to the afterlife.
I gotta explain to you real quick.
Come over here.
Okay?
I gotta explain to you, okay?
There's a win for you.
We love you.
I'm going to be up the front with you.
Follow me around, yeah?
I want you to follow me around.
Just DM me and say, hey, just give it a stream.
He sounds like he has a curled stash and span.
Follow that with your rocket, okay?
There's nothing over here.
One part, soldiers.
That's awesome, thank you.
We're all coming, we're all coming right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Loki pushing.
These guys.
I'm bringing the troops.
I'm bringing the troops!
One second, I'm running through it.
what
who this year's swift battle to them as swift battle
it's gonna be so I already lost a guy with me bottom right now are the troops
going right now
are you taking a dump in there
I lost a guy that was just me falling
if you're running low
Oh, there he is. Oh, maybe. I don't know.
Uh, that kind of looks like him.
Ah, good enough. Good enough. Good enough. Good enough. Good enough. Good enough, boys.
Oh.
Thank you.
We can talk. I'm, uh, uh, all right, let's ride, brothers!
We're taking Canadians out tonight!
I
That will be crushed under our hired food
Fuck it Lord boys
I just kind of wanted to be the one that oh you say we're paying they were falling pink, mr. Pink
We're going right at it, we're coming.
We're basically already there.
Come, come, come, come.
I see the base.
About 100 meters from it.
Who the hell is that guy?
I
Be right back limit
I'm right here playing, I'm right here playing!
We should dex, we should dex!
I
Don't have it boys
You watch for would they hit
Yeah!
Yeah!
He's opening up the whole vein!
We are.
You get him!
Oh my rocket!
Oh my rocket!
Oh my rocket!
Oh my rocket!
Oh, cool.
God!
I'm right above the sky, brothers.
We're in the back of it!
Oh, nothing bad from it!
I
At least my speed a farm base
That's just my speed for me. I don't know unless it's part of the base
This is a stupid base
It's really dumb.
They are Canadians. Do you have any?
Oh no! Oh no!
That guy's got me!
Oh my god.
Oh my god. There's OJ Super Dexter!
I'm just gonna run around there's yeah there's no way they're made to be
This is horrible.
Now, basically, we're coming over there.
I'm tossing.
Please, stop!
Okay, we got made.
Okay, this is not the main base.
Okay, this is...
This is what the hell is this?
This is not the main base here.
What the hell am I looking at?
That's our guy.
Oh, this is our guy?
Oh, sorry.
I'll put this gun back on.
Sorry.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Dude, that's the main base?
Oh, my gosh.
Hey, P9!
Well, hey, do it, bud!
I'm on the roof right now. I'm on the roof right now.
Dude, it's fucking insane to be that much.
What are we even booping for? What the hell is going on here?
Oh! Oh shit! Oh shit, here it is!
We got the group of what yeah, this is a far base
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I got another another guy came back
Oh yeah, oh
Let's go to the other base guys go to the other base just to make this a little vacus. Let's go right here
10 hours in here possibly
Oh my God, I feel like I'm doing an up here and saying,
can't you have to be like top of the world?
Me too.
You should invade Canada.
Oh yeah!
How's your health care treating you now, bitch?
This is why we don't have that pussy.
This is why we ain't got that motherfucker.
Ain't no health care for them.
They're from hell, yeah.
Good work boys! Good work!
Come around, come around, come around, come around, over here, over here.
I'm taking a look at the chapter if you want to freeze.
I'm looking up here at the middle of the single door, this shit.
and we might have stripped it off and we're doing it, we're good.
Grief every building in Canada, leave no stone unturned, delete them, kill them, take them out of here.
I'm, I'm storing a ton of good stuff, I don't need to do anything left, I didn't need to strip these bays dry.
Grief every single door.
Oh, do we have the TC, do we have the TC?
Yes.
Because you're talking to our creepers.
I'm telling all the guys, take every door, every single door.
Yeah
We have to see
No, we don't oh we do have to see oh shit. We should you have to say
Why are we drinking?
Oh, who are you?
I'm gonna see you in red.
You're gonna be on fire, Mike.
He's butt-hugged.
Oh, okay.
I'm showing up.
Yeah, I can't tell who the good guys are.
This guy doesn't look like he's a good guy.
He's just running out here with an AK.
He's going, no. What's your name, James?
Yeah, I'm the good guy.
Why does somebody have to get down?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah
All right, I'm shooting grief. I'm grieving I'm grieving
Every door Pete every door. I want it. I'm on it. I'm creeping. I'm grieving. I got so many times. I'm creeping. I'm creeping
I'm creeping
I'm just with Maverick over here
The bald eagle John
You must stay there you must stay there
I'm
Good work, reaper! Good work!
Fuck you!
Good job, good job, good job, good job, good job!
Stand right, coconut!
Where's Chad, brother?
Oh...
You are dead! You are dead!
You are dead!
We got this.
beautiful beautiful that's not much left
yeah I'm just burning walls everywhere they don't even have a perfect
yeah fuck this fuck these guys
original tracks descent wizard we made it's my 30th birthday today
I'm drinking sillies watching the bang dudes in game
You are a national treasure, my boy.
I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit.
I'm much taller.
You see, I'm on my feet, John.
Ooh!
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
Look at me.
What the fuck's going on?
Look at me.
Holy shit.
Fuck!
Fuck the fuck.
Don't walk off the couches.
What the hell are you looking for right now?
Fuck.
What the fuck's going on?
You guys attacked first.
You threw first blood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You threw first blood.
What are you talking about?
I don't know anything.
I didn't do shit.
Bam!
I'm not even kidding you.
So you are using your cup hole now, buddy!
I always haven't seen these cuckchains again.
I would have never.
You know, I mean, I'm gonna steal the cuckchains!
I'm gonna steal the cuckchains!
Brother, I am American baking, bro.
I'm stealing all the cuckchains! I'm stealing all the cuckchains!
Who was here? Who was here?
I just
I gotta please all these countries
We gotta stop him, we gotta stop him.
Quickly boys, quickly go back, go back.
How is Cuba gonna raid us? There are like five guys sharing one revolver.
How are those guys gonna do anything?
Alright, that's your pocket, is that all done?
On the market, on the market.
Right there, right there, yes, right there, that's the tree back.
fuck you oh wait you have to be with you oh have a good one share have a good
one oh my bad my being sorry I thought you were Canadian
fucking safety peanut
people are stalling him and everybody this lady got stuck in the honeycomb after
I don't remember what you're talking about.
Everyone, this lady got chocolate on her goba.
I'm gonna look at you. I'm gonna look at you. I'm gonna laugh next time.
Yeah, I'm gonna whip out my nuclear football and send it to your house.
Nuclear football? Look at that.
You know what the nuclear football is?
It's the beef case, the president house, to launch nukes.
Yeah, they just started running.
It's called the nuclear football.
I swear to God, I swear to God it's gone!
I swear to God it's gone!
I swear to God it's gone!
We got to rough them up, we got to rough them up.
I'm fine. 1A, get the rocks too.
I gotta go deeper, I'll be back in a second boys.
I see I see I see yeah, it's one of cool bus. Yeah
I was playing as a gizela the middle of this war
We're following the way into there
What is it VIK we got these VIK vikings
That might be the Vikings out
Not even a country
What the hell?
He's dead, guys. We got him.
He's healing us, we got him.
Oh, that's okay, that's okay.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, beautiful.
Here we go.
Pretty shite down.
Oh, that's so full of...
He has Bernal-y things.
That's my Bernal-y.
Yeah, that's my Bernal-y.
Oh, yeah, yeah!
All this wool from here.
All this wool, mate.
Beautiful.
Yeah, go.
What the fuck is this?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
I'm getting hit.
I'm getting hit.
Is that you?
I'm clean.
I'm clean.
I'm clean.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Roma, who the fuck is Roma?
I don't know, no.
I need a team over there though.
I think the allies accidentally killed you.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, whatever.
We met with them, we're with them now,
so we can guide them.
CIS news.
That's the fake news, it's a fake news!
Oh my god, but they have meds.
There's so much trouble that we gotta get back to you.
Oh, hey.
Oh, oh.
Did you guys all die?
Your name's actually one of them.
Oh, pretty good.
Your name's actually one of them.
I helped you with the puzzle area in the red town.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Good shit.
Godspeed, brother.
Who the hell is that guy?
Oh, wait.
Let's go get him.
Who the hell is that guy?
Wait, wait.
Ow!
Who the hell is that guy?
Good work team good work team. Good shot. God speed. God speed.
Close one. Don't know who the enemy is out here boys.
Anybody.
I had a lot of GP on my buddy. If they took it, we might have to.
Do you want an insta bag over here Coco?
What's up Jenna?
Do you want an insta bag over here?
Nah, I'm gonna be there, I have a chair.
I should do a focus.
I should do a concentration.
Kill it, that happens.
Do you know what they are?
Ah, those bodies are looted, yeah.
They're looted, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, not bad, not bad.
Not bad, he's...
Okay, Kube got a kit.
I'm not sure if he got it all.
Kube, you got the jupy and shoo.
We had so much jupy and shoo for that when we died.
Okay, that's
I had GP to yeah
They took our GP
How they seal our GP
We how they shoot our stuff and they are there in a maze
We chased them when some of us died
and uh oh i think we i think we got the loot they killed it i think our guys got
the loot you know i'm with them right now
i'm on the way back boys i'm on the way back
I
Didn't see I didn't see they definitely the ones that that team killed but they thought
Then we came up behind him and told him
We guys we bring the fight to Cuba now that they trying to do some some Jakey weird stuff all you're gone
Should we go white cuba up the face of the earth?
We're pumping flow right now.
Oh, talk of my language.
Wait, I'm gonna go shuffle them up.
I'm gonna shuffle them up.
Okay, they do have it. They do have it.
They're bringing it.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
These worms.
Allies with an asterisk.
ADEL! ADEL!
Oh, what's up?
Hey, now I need you to take this low grade, quickly there's no time to explain, let's
see this situation is perilous.
I cannot get it, I cannot get it.
There we go boys, see now we don't have to go back and check.
Yeah, I've been making the main base.
Yeah, I've been making the main base, yeah.
There's a base called the nut room, I had them build you like a smaller base so you
can get in and out quicker.
Oh, the nut room?
The nut room?
Who's that at?
The nut room.
Look, you should have a bag of those cuddles in there.
Guys, I'm gonna become El.
He's following me.
I see it.
I see it.
Thanks for watching this one.
I'm heading over to Cuba.
A.K. Loanin'.
Boys, wanna come?
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Let's go.
Have we seen what Cuba's base looks like?
Yeah, it's garbage.
It's complete shit.
It's so underpriced
How about this? How about this, Pete?
What if we got a scrap alley?
Nighttime NVG parachute down in the...
Oh, here's the problem. Here's the problem.
The best loot is on their top floor,
but their TCs are on their bottom floor.
Yeah, I know, but just to fuck around,
we fucking jump out the scrappy NVG parachute
in very cute, but type shit.
You down with that?
I'm down with that. I'm down with that.
Just like we did to Venezuela.
Alright.
Who's the guy's name again that we got?
I think it was Mark Zuckerberg, the president of that country.
That guy's low.
That guy's low.
What are we doing at this base, dude?
What kind of dude hooked on Vibe?
Like I would stop being a fan of shit for two seconds every night.
She fries, she fries.
Stupid slut.
Oh, that's a lot of shit.
I can't see nothing in there.
I can't see nothing in there.
Oh, how are you sick?
It's one way. Oh
Is that another zip I get out of here without as I go? Hello?
Hello?
Shit
Good shit
I'm definitely not going in there. I'll do that right now that place is too dark to go into absolutely not
I
Can you come head to you? I I understood I understood the base and now I don't understand the base
It's usually every time I go back the layout changes. I think we're the that's what I'm saying dude mirror
I'm not sure. That's what I'm
saying. It's like the stairway
in Hogwarts. Are you in Cuba by
yourself right now? I'm about to
be by yourself. Oh my god.
But the president handle this
boys. But the president handle
these Cubans. I got it
I'll be there someday.
No, don't die and take next carry.
Everyone will die.
OK.
We're inbound.
Come on over.
Just know that I could have done it so low.
No, you're right.
I believe in you.
Here's the thing.
I don't want you to.
Oh.
Piece of shit.
Oh, sorry.
Piece of shit.
I got carried away.
We're on our way.
I
See what oh
How's that fucking dead
I have to purchase go go I have to purchase
You know, I do believe in you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
And let me tell you, I would have had that guy too, but he had a little butt body behind
them.
They're about to loom by stuff and go take each other's butt holes back at their Cuban
base.
Hey, come to main base. Come to, uh, come to compound.
Hey, come on, go, go, go.
Collect your stuff for yourself.
I just died.
Okay, I have a gear stuff for you.
Drifty's master, you're sent.
Mr. Peanut, I have a poem for you.
Poses are red, violets are blue.
You have no arms or legs and are shaped like a poo.
Love your stuff.
Bend that motherfucker right now!
Get his ass out of here!
The delivering sack.
You're doing great.
We need a kit.
Who could do the kit?
Get your ass up here.
I'm gonna get some of that.
Oh, I need a kit.
Oh, no.
What do you need, Mr. Peanut?
I just died, so everything.
I love you.
I'm trying to get the fuck out of here.
Who killed you?
The Cubans.
I was just minding my own business, and they just attacked me out of nowhere for no reason.
Fadel Castro himself, then he popped my asshole.
He popped my booty hole.
No, I wasn't the courtyard, now I'm in this maze.
I'm lost into the next two. Where are you at? Downstairs?
I'm right here. You see me? Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, good shirt. Thank you, good shirt.
I'm not pulling into the base again.
Oh, there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go, there you
go.
Oh, take your time! Take your time!
You don't want to make her mad.
We- so we're going to Cuba right now?
Yeah, come outside with us then.
Oh yeah, I- I gotta wait for this fine gentleman.
Don't we find a gopher?
Mm-hmm.
There'll be right there.
There'll be right there.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm.
There, where's the food?
We're gonna get some food.
Oh?
The food?
There's no food.
We gotta go right now, we gotta move right now, we're moving.
Uh, what, you want?
Did you find something, boss?
I'm coming back to you.
Oh, come back to me, come back to me, come back to me, come back to me.
go back to me did you find something
yeah oh thank you good sir thank you good
oh thank you good sir thank you good sir I will utilize this one most
effectively what a hundred men will die by this gun before I die he gets an
excuse here he gets a pass all right Coco I got I got you lost a big night
Well, we'll move again myself.
I'm gonna just trap you.
You're pilot, so they won't trap you.
It's both of them.
We'll get again.
I'll fly it.
I can actually.
Let's go, you stupid.
I'll tell you.
Hey, you come outside.
Come outside.
Come outside.
I'm coming outside.
Here's a beatbox, here's a beatbox.
Come, come, come.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Here we go.
Somehow there's still new doors that I have no open.
I've been waiting for you to come outside
Oh, that's me. That's me. Okay. You have a parachute. No
Great
All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Cuba Cuba. This AK outside
How do I use do we have extra parachutes?
That's double space
I'm locking in boys
I think it's just you and me, the other side.
Lock it in, coconut, lock it in.
That's my name. I tell everyone, it feels great getting great coverage and savings on car insurance with Liberty.
Can I have a high-press, please?
I guess I can.
Knock it in boys!
Knock it in!
You will fall!
You will fall tonight!
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What the f*** am I doing?
What the f*** is going on?
What is this?
Yes, I mean, you guys can't talk to me, you know?
Hey, please, you later!
Oh
Are you fucking stupid or something
I still up I still up with a 60% chance no fucking way
ha ha ha
let's go
go go go go
I'm riding the stop, come grab it, come grab it
I don't even know that could happen
why don't you tell me that could happen
yeah let's run into my parachute with your parachute
what's the worst thing that could happen
no, we've been going
what's the worst thing, we're in a parachute in a cuba
I was just following you bud
you know it's great
you guys did your night vision parachute
as the sun was rising
You dumb mother fucker, Peter.
I got my boots.
You're time to run, too.
Your stuff is really hitting.
I'm still leaving.
I'm just going to spot it.
They're under my case.
They're under my case.
They know I'm here somehow.
I don't really know how they do.
I'm coming.
Oh, they're flaking me.
Oh, my god, they're flaking me.
Oh, fuck, they don't be.
I'm coming, but I gotta cross the water.
I
Can't make it be monster making me
Come down you stop quick
What job me what job me
Don't worry I got them all
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, Cubans down.
Oh, Cubans down.
I repeat, Cubans eliminated.
No more Cubans.
No more Cubans.
Cubans have been deceived.
Excellent work.
Yes, you are welcome.
You are welcome.
Like that.
You are welcome.
Just doing my part.
I would have looked at Peter.
I had seen you.
He was going to do some dumb shit.
But I didn't think it would be that stupid.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You are not real. Tell me if we both parachute and I went to your parachute.
I already know that. I already know that. I already know that. That's how that works.
I swear, I swear. How you doing?
The Cubans got me. I won't lie anymore.
Yeah, I knew. I said right there. The competed has died.
Did they converge on me? Where's the rest of the team at? There's literally no one over there anymore
Honestly, I'm sorry to think you bumped into me
That's what I think happened I
Could just hear you oil. I don't know where the fuck you that's what I think went down. That's how I remember it
I think you bumped into me. You tried to put it. I think you try to blame me
Well, oh
Enemy with this parachute and we fell out of the sky and die. You're gonna kill me again. I know you are
Fantastic fantastic, I'm gonna do some me con as well
that's not what I'm talking about.
Oh, something sticky in the hollow audience.
What's the tickets?
What's good, bad, good, bad?
And Captain Stintz, what's good, bad, good, bad?
Thank you, Bob.
What do you think you're Bob, boy?
Yeah, I'm in proper for Cuba right now.
Either way, I just told Pang what you did come back.
And he's not happy.
Oh, thank you, man.
Appreciate that.
And you threw the mission. You compromised a highly confidential secret Cuba mission
I'm sorry, I think you're the Communist now
The Communist you're the one trying to share your parachute with me
What's next? You healthy you son of a bitch?
We really have to go back in your DNA ancestry and figure out what happened a little wrong
We really do we gotta pull it up. Someone pull up the fucking DNA ancestry because this guy's not real
What happened three hundred years ago? Please tell me.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know history that good.
Three hundred years ago was like...
Not forever.
That was a long time. That was a long time.
How many generations of peanuts even is that?
That's a lot of peanuts.
That's like, that's like, what, a hundred peanuts?
Maybe.
He was cross-bred with a walnut.
That's not true. That is not true. That is slander. That is deep sea lice.
That is deep sea lice.
The Cubans are just running around.
He just killed us, I think.
There's a Cuban in front of me. I see him.
I've got the... I'm trying to get to your kit. We should go go.
It's gone, P.
Oh, jeez, your body was under the water.
They wouldn't have seen it.
They wouldn't see it.
They wouldn't see it, boss.
I'm going to go back, though.
Like, when you went there, you just get fucked.
I'm going to go back with, like, six of us type shit.
And we fucking...
We had two converts at me.
And, again, these guys are off rush crosses.
Little bit of chance that I went in that type of stuff.
Yeah, there's a lot of respos in this shit.
They've got to...
I mean, honestly,
they gotta go but how strong are they they're not starting all they're stupid
they're horrible oh yeah all right fuck them
you hear if you see canada was crying what the hell wait
is he global it's little p i saw that release
a little bit global we'll probably find my dad
We'll be the global look at what?
What the oh my god, that is will be oh
I'm home son
I'm home
We give
No P
We get little P out of it. Listen. We'll give you a little P at AK-47 send a motor for the Cuba
Like a good parrot would
It's discipline 15 minutes of Cuba raid
Now they know I mean it's they're gonna know whatever like it is what it is
Yeah, I uh, I don't think they took your shell coco, oh yeah.
Just over there Pete.
Oh, I died but I'm going back from another angle that I don't think they're gonna see
me from.
Is this like the opposite angle?
Oh yeah, oh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh yes, oh yes, oh.
Guys, I just got crazy information.
What?
What?
network has a little a little outposts right across right in Florida yeah Cuba
none of them are Cubans they're all Russians pretending to be Cubans Cuba is
Russia
Cuba is Russia and the stone base is not their real base it's the metal base
Which is obvious, but they're not Cubans. They're not Cuba. They never intended to be Cubans
Russians they're an extension of the Russians. What is fucking fast? What?
I'm telling you Cuba is Russia. We're not we need to take out Cuba. What? Yeah
Operating base that's huge information. That's what I'm saying. It's a Russian forward operating base posing as Cubans
It's not really Cubans at all. None of them are Cuban. They don't even know how to make a Cubano
How did you figure that out?
Cracky news network
We have to I thought that basically a poor operating base on our main base boys
It's getting into some tussles and they've learned
It's going to find their mini battles with Cuba that they're not actually one of these
So my here's go guys body
Yeah, 50 minutes on a stupid way, we'll take these guys out
Let's take it. Yeah, it's not a lot. It's literally a Russian fob.
We're gonna be chillin'.
I give Russia advertise to uh, to raid us.
They're just gonna transfer all their rockets to Cuba.
And then, and then they'll build a second fob
like even closer. And because Cuba and Russia both get
three or whatever X amount of bases, they'll have twice as many cobs
on us if they ever decided to raid us.
Whatever, you can shadow it!
Damn, son!
Damn!
There's your body, I'm speechless!
I'm speechless, I'm speechless!
You guys waiting for Coco to die out again?
You should be done like right here.
Every day absent. Hey, Mr. Nut. I just want to say I appreciate what you do. I've had some rough days recently and you always bring me out of it. Much love, brother.
Maybe die, maybe die, my boy, the die!
God speed, my boy, God speed.
I'm pretty sure Coco died right here. I'm telling ya.
He's like right here.
He swore.
Uh, where are you guys running at? What are you guys doing?
It was Vod.
It was Dylan Cube.
It fired though.
If it landed in the water, doesn't the water have a current?
It could carry it.
Well, I think his body was so close
because it was so shallow.
I think he was just sitting here.
Okay, I'm overstimulating in the base already.
What the fuck happened?
Go to the 3x3, John.
John, where are you?
I'm in the base.
I'm a- I'm a ninja.
I've got the ninja stuff.
Come to the meeting hall.
We use to get this.
Okay, I don't think they're talking to me.
Where's the-
Wait, okay.
I think I woke up again.
Hey, I got an idea. We get the nuke first
people to get it? Nuke our own base. Oh, fantastic idea.
I'm thinking.
What the hell is she saying?
What the hell?
The ultimate.
The ultimate win.
Hang on, hang on.
Can we give me a clip?
Can we give me a clip?
Oh.
Hmm.
Hey.
Oh.
Is she here?
Oh.
A perfect parachute, then coconut foolishly bumping into mine.
Ha! That fool.
It's like right there.
It's right. It might be gone.
Hmm is it the is it the rock who's she right here right here?
Well
Yeah, it's not it's odd boys. It's odd
Tell me the three by three
All of you guys, all of you boys, go down the current.
I mean, there is a current.
Guys, I think that body's a long guy.
Actually, you know what?
The parachutes were over here.
Hold on, what is that?
I can be honest, though.
The parachutes were over here just a second ago.
Wait a minute, hold on now.
Hold on now, wait a minute, something ain't right.
Something ain't right, hold on now.
wait a minute something may right something may right
there's those peers huge y'all
what's that marker
Yeah, I know it's my god.
That's whatever it was, it's whatever.
I
Who are the humans fighting over here?
Coop just fuck with them that is that what all this firing is probably yeah
Okay, I'm 16 bucks bottom middle
That's with these Cubans, you're up here.
They found my son!
That'll become older, bubba.
Alright, well now I'm in Cuba without a gun.
Not a good situation.
Ideal.
Oh my god, I just saw the mural behind the throne in the White House.
You like that?
That's nice.
Oh, it's glorious.
Oh my god
What we did that is a master of the arts
Absolute master of the arts
Master of the arts
Is that cool?
That is not cool
What are you waiting for?
Regina?
That is not cool
What are you my friend?
Hey hey hey!
No need to
It was odd.
I thought it was, well, the Cuban Russians gave me an AK.
I thought it was odd they would do that.
And then they shot me.
And then they shot me in the face.
So that's how that went.
That's how that went.
Well, little P was actually little P.
That was the Russian spy.
I killed him.
Oh, fantastic.
Fantastic.
He's very dead.
And I killed him.
by the way I can't confirm that those are Russians those guys and I don't know
what a Cuban sounds like I have no idea but that's a Russian right there that's
a Russian
I once our next plan of attack Mr. Coco I do I'm telling you the Russians just
might be just might be too good we don't seem to be able to stop them on any
Come upstairs baby come upstairs. I got you
I'm up into the morning for rushing for sure
Thanks boss, thanks boss
Really you must
What's the next plan of attack mice?
With this
I
Over the way
Basis insane. Yeah, I do. I'm saving for us a to get whoever built this we put it down
I have no idea what person is on enough Adderall to build up
That's like that
Yeah, it's been meetings all day for me to wonder
Well, hold on the president has arrived
The President has arrived. Mr. Peanut, come over here.
Oh, coming. Where are you?
Over here, Peanut.
Where? Is that you?
Come back to your busy coconut.
Where could I go?
Is this the part where we have sex?
Put your hands up.
I got a person here.
Holy shit.
Welcome, man, president.
Oh, yes, yes.
Good call.
Thank you, Chief of Service members.
Thank you, Chief of Service members.
Now, what's the update, gentlemen?
On the Cubans, the Russians, all of them.
Clean out.
Just clean.
Thank you, sir.
All right.
Right this way.
Right this way, Mr. Krusty.
Okay.
All right.
Go grab him with the face.
This way.
After that.
What's up with the Russians?
Mr. Coconut.
Hi, Mr. President.
Mr. President, I do not know if word has reached this hall, but I have received very important word recently
that the Cubans are not even Cubans. They are Russians in disguise. Has that information reached this office?
I've heard similar things. Yes. We're trying to keep that on the hush hush, though.
Mr. Jigawatz, can you take care of it?
Just take him through the try the training and trials. We've been tracking these guys for a while
That's good to hear. That's good to hear
Incredible on screens. Oh
Yeah, okay. I'm okay. Are these charts correct fully matter time for
Very accurate oh my goodness. Oh my god
If I'm reading the weather patterns correctly, oh right here that means we'll have a cloudy day tomorrow
It won't be good for fishing
No helicopter jumps tomorrow, no, I know
I
Don't return on I want to touch that just like
In development
They go where's the bucket for the water for it? We have that available
We do have water jugs. Yeah
We got the hummus
We got the hummus
You gotta fill a butt hole with hummus
I heard that on TikTok
Chickpeas
That's exactly what we're gonna do
Get the hummus
Get the hummus
No questions
What kind of hummus
I don't
I love hummus
This is the war room
But it's also the bunker room
safely I can put this of course of course that I have because I was gonna
run what's that that's the Russians I can that's a Russian submarine as they're
all that's a Russian submarine and I have it on good authority nuclear
There's Putin and his and and and and some Latino guy are having sex on it.
Putin and some Latino guy.
Yes. Yes. One.
Yes.
John Batista.
John Batista.
Putin and John Batista.
John Batista.
I'll take one of his bottle holders.
There we go.
There's one right here.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh, oops.
On that one.
Submarine of that submarine right there
That submarine right there that submarine is right there with Putin his finger popping wands, but hold keep my eyes on your son
It's all come together this spider web has been
This case is cracking
Open gimmick
Now let me catch up a gimmick. Hey
Hey, Putin gives poop on his finger.
Thank you, Dad.
We could see a nuclear...
Right.
War.
Like the world has never seen before.
It completely depends on if Juan wiped his booty home before.
Do you want to meet with South Africa real quick, you cocoa?
Um, do we give you a shot here, Jack?
I've never seen a world where it's on such a huge edge.
Wait, baby, can we contact this Juan
Give them some hygienic devices
Clean out the there's electric
Electric faucets you can put it and put it up there
It's like a bidet, but it's like way more aggressive
More like those like giant things you get for dishwashing bottles where they have like a long
pole and a bunch of fuzzy stuff on on the end oh yeah oh absolutely why are y'all
doing that just get the whole secret Defcon five talk here this is cannot
leave this room guys are good to come on in your chair
I'm on the way!
Wrong chair, I think we're chairing in South Africa.
Alright, see you later.
You guys South Africa, just take your seats.
He'll be in here in a minute.
Is that way in?
Oh, I hear Bloomer too.
God, everybody's in here.
I'm getting called.
I'm gonna order some burgers while we see you talk to South Africa.
Hello?
Just a burger or two.
Just a burger or two.
Mr. President, don't you worry, he's on the phone, and he will start transmitting.
Yeah, um, eventually.
Send me on Discord your phone number, and I'll pass along, okay?
I just don't have to go to the second floor, because I'm running out of time to get to
this.
Why is McDonald's only serving?
Is he good service?
Bye-bye.
Appreciate it. Thanks. Why?
Hey, why is this actually that I represent or I present to you the South African delegation
They wish to meet for a potential alliance as you can come up introduce yourself
Mr. President the President went on from the South African nation and
these
Smoky cheese my right hand
We are here to make a potential
And uh, I hope to be good friends with you guys.
That is quite welcome to here in these halls.
Quite welcome.
We have been being attacked on all fronts recently.
And the lies between us two would make us both powerful nations tenfold.
Mexico's getting ready. Sorry, we gotta go.
Okay, alright, great meeting.
Oh shit.
That could be everybody. Good meeting everybody.
Good meeting everybody.
Get to Mexico. Get to Mexico now.
Excellent meeting everybody. Excellent meeting.
Who's waiting?
She's waiting Mexico. We gotta go now.
What is your burgers?
Tell them to hold off for a second.
I'm just telling them to relax for like a second I gotta order some burgers here.
HORT METROCOOLE!
I told them to tell them to hold on for just a second.
Hello there!
Do you guys see the rockets?
Are we raiding?
No, what's up?
Yeah, we're getting raided.
What's going on?
Order.
We have had manpower.
We got manpower.
There we go.
A couple things.
Just give me a second.
second. Hold on. One second. Okay.
It's tough Mexico to hold off.
I don't think they got a lot of moments. Okay, well, just tell them that the bonus
size is an important business. Very important business.
This is handling some hot secret stuff. Top secret, top secret, top secret.
Hey, where are you? I'm gonna come pick you up in this tuk-tuk and you can order your burgers.
I'm already good. I'm all good. I'm all good. I'm all good.
I'm locked in here boys, locked in here!
I need a right stick
I'm shooting these bushes
Hey, give me a gun, give me a gun, give me a gun
Give me a gun, give me a gun, give me a gun, give me a gun, give me a gun
Oh, shoot him, shoot him!
I
Is this makes you a space
Because seems like we're rocketing them
I did it boys like it
I'm in here, I'm in here, boss, I'm in this shit.
We're going up.
I got a T-shirt.
Go, go, go!
Let's fuck him up.
JORDAN BROTHER JORDAN
We gotta back it up
We gotta back it up
There we go ok
Alright back it up
We got it
Let's get them baby
Don't go roof, Mexica
We got em
God we got em
JORDAN WORKED EVERYBODY
JORDAN WORKED
Oh
Who don't play guys? Who don't play?
Nooo!
We want my eco!
Guys I'm losing, I'm losing stock
I love you, I love you
Where the fuck are you?
I'm not stuck, I'm not stuck
I'm very very nimble
and able to move anywhere I want
Nobody snitch
Nobody don't drive man
Nobody know it's my man
I have 30 syringes on me
I will live here forever
on me I will live here forever
windows no chase windows don't chase you like can I jump on your head
You go down there a quick.
We put those motjacks, we put those no jays.
We go down there a nine plus.
We go and you just stand right here,
I can just jump out of there and-
Do you have a hammer?
Do you have wood?
Do you have a hammer?
Go down there a quick nine.
You all make space if you discover.
Oh, thank you.
I'm just gonna watch this game.
Thank you, sir.
What, I mean-
It's all gone down.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
You're a good man.
How am I supposed to go-
You live here.
You can just go that way.
Thank you.
You can just go down.
Oh
It does there we go good work team good work
All right, so let's take our feet for helping make sure you go
For helping make you go you guys are welcome. Let's just take our feet. This is our feet for helping out
Okay, that's that was I thought a Mexican guy speaking on his own roof
kill him? No, I didn't kill him. I just wanted to. I was about to stop blasting. Ain't what.
Ain't what. That was a fantastic defense. Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you. That was a
bad loss for the Russians, too. Was it the Russians attacking you? Yes, the Russians were
top. We just stayed in Mexico. So we stayed in Brazil, had Mexico today. Oh, yeah.
I
boys just doing my part you're my part in all this mess one day we'll live free
it'll be a peaceful world but until then you must crush our adversaries
with the power of a thousand sons should I pack him up from where from the
South African nation. What? I think we're close. We just had a long and fruitful conversation
with South Africa. They said some stuff. We said some stuff. And then after 10 whole seconds
we left. Yeah. 10 whole seconds. 10 whole seconds. And let me tell you, I mean that's
long time that's any more than that it's gonna get uncomfortable it's gonna get
uncomfortable yeah I mean yeah yeah yeah their South Africans they have big
Plans for this war.
Yeah, they do it big.
Plans for this war.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ten seconds, ten seconds,
meeting with South Africa when they have big
plans for this war.
Big plans.
Very uncomfortable.
I mean, I mean, shit.
Shit.
Hmm
My boy glad they're on our team
They got they got like Jim minds or something
All right, we are we invading you or what yeah, we are like we're going right now
See him down on the couch for you. Yeah, we're about to we're about to go we're invading Cuba. He had T minus ten minutes
minus ten minutes
Thank you
Well, so so okay, all right, do we need to prepare anymore? We just going out. Oh, it's
I'm going watch I'm going I
That's an auntie. I'll pass it on taste. How you see that in Cuban? Yeah, Cuban not not fake Russian Cuban
But yeah, real Cuban not fake Russian Cuban. I can't believe we didn't see that before
Yeah, I mean
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Why do we not know? Why do we not know until now?
Nobody talked to him?
Nobody talked to him?
Obviously, Ross, they talked like where the white beater is required by law.
They just KOS and no interaction whatsoever.
I can't tell if that's a weapon or not.
Is they gonna let me know?
They all got accents that they don't want us to hear.
It makes sense. It checks out.
That's why I hate him so much.
Yeah, he's gonna hurt me.
I just killed him.
I just killed him.
I just killed him.
I just killed him.
I just killed him.
I just fucking murdered him.
I just fucking murdered him.
I just fucking murdered him.
Good. Kill those pigs.
Kill those pigs.
I did. He sent Uncle Coco as a bad guy.
I said, oh, that's crazy.
Shot him in the fucking head.
Yeah, but keep that fucking thing up left the room.
It was good.
Can you tell Santa's friend that I put it on tape?
I am Mr. Peanut!
Thank you, sir.
Also, I have tons of meds. Take some of these, boss.
I found them on a dead Canadian's body.
Woo-hoo, baby! I like these Canadian meds.
I used to like them.
That's what I like to see, boy.
Oh, no, it was the Mexico guys who took our team.
That's what happened.
Oh, yeah.
Move it!
Mimmy?
Alright boys!
Mimmy?
These Russians have gassed themselves under Cuba's roof for far too long!
That base is just right over the horizon!
This is our home, this is our land, where we'll raise our kids, love our wives!
Now let's get out there and turn Cuba into a fucking parking lot!
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Let's ride!
Fuck it in boys, lock it in!
Fuck it in.
Step dad, do your part.
I'm a bad boy.
He not so smart as he is, brother.
Absolutely factualistic.
We're gonna sit him down.
He's gonna sit him down.
Oh my god.
G.P.T.
He's gonna get me drunk on a five-latter, so that I don't have to endure this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The opposite elite ones.
Lighters on the railroad.
Lighters on the railroad.
One light on the ground.
Got those lighters.
What?
Lighters on the ground.
No need for, we'll be dead by the time of zero.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
All right, everybody seems to have a doctor's hat.
I don't know.
That, that, that hot air balloon was, that hot air balloon was black right too.
I
Did he give me a rocket with no or he gave me a rocket launch with no rockets
Hey, babe, I think you give me a rocket launch with no rockets
He was a Russian spy anyways
Who the hell is that guy
Come to the red. Come to the red.
There you go.
Oh, shit, it's Chili's.
Who the hell would be pissed at real quick?
Oh, it's Chili's!
Oh, fuck.
What is this fucking Chili's, bro?
He's been right here the whole time.
Oh, there's a Chili's?
Oh, God, what?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
You're not getting a sense for that.
I'm a homeless man.
Butthole for some Chili's right now.
Have an idea what you think about chilies bunch of abs do bites of a burger
Remember the wood the stone base is a decoy that the metal base is the real one that's that's the info I got
um
Okay, wait this is this one closer to the real one. Yeah
I think so, I think so. Yeah, cause the same one's in the distance.
Got you, turn okay.
Ready?
What was it?
Yeah, I was there, and you told me you're on boots.
EEEH!
Adjust your game return.
Maximum efficiency.
Block.
EEEH!
Oh
Just how we do it up does how we drew it up
That's how we drew it up. Perfect. Guys, I'm already dead.
Yeah.
You want to play for fun? You can do that.
Is this your run back?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Do you want to play for fun? We can play for fun.
Or we can play to win, spot up.
What? What? What? What? Playing to win?
What the hell?
We're playing to win.
I'm spawning up! I'm spawning up! I'm on the way, boys!
I think an adversary is getting inside the lighthouse to snipe us right now. I'm not even joking.
An adversary is getting in the lighthouse to snipe us, I believe.
Okay, okay.
I just saw a run over.
I blew your body.
You blew my body?
my body
yeah I'm Gardner what I meant to say is I'm Gardner
oh
I looted every slice of your body
we're missing the bike we're missing the bike
I'm on the
I'm on the way
I'm on the way
I
Keep moving boy
Well, we're almost there
I got executed by my teammate.
I think it's just a little bit bad.
Yeah, I know.
Almost there, boys.
Almost there.
He's the man now.
Yeah, he was dead.
Dead, dead.
The rain's already over?
I mean, it's...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean, I'm...
I mean...
I'm just doing my part, just doing my part.
Hey guys, any reason Oliver Chester in me?
Okay, not all of them, like that.
I'll just come back naked, there's Luke there, you, he's not.
That guy I spy or something. Yeah, I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm
Is my stuff so my body?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fantastic fantastic. It's a piece of left. I must be
I
Use the rocket on the side of the body with my body
I
All right
I'm going in
there's smoke in the shi-
oh, it's over there, quick, down!
shi-
okay
damn it
This is how we get there.
Those are dead.
They're fucked.
Don't worry guys, I'm here.
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
Thank you so much.
I was going, I was going.
Oh, chaos.
I got two lines of rockets up here.
I'm coming up.
Oh, two juicy lines.
They want to move.
One more rocket right here.
oh that's that pussy was killed in the flight house
oh fuck i'm stuck
that's out of a bitch
there's one in there
wait wait wait which one right here
oh there's common god dave remerian
that stole our car
fuck you guys
oh my god
in your place we can grief we can grief
there's no tc left
I'm gonna freak out what what did this base
They got the shikook they got the shikook
I don't know it just out of the 10 go go go
Push them really get you in there. We don't have we don't have way
Oh shit. I think you have to move down. I'll let you in one time.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Oh he's burning, he's burning!
Oh thank you, thank you.
People are shooting without shooting, shoot them!
Lock it in boys!
I
Oh
Go ahead sit up
We play a US flag.
What is that?
You gotta do our on this server.
How do we do US flag on this base?
Oh,
it's.
It's.
It's.
Oh, Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.
It's.
Sorry to worry
Honestly, I feel like you can just say you are Brazil
I
Found the fastest method to get down from the building you are welcome. You must go. All right good work chief good work
All right
They're gonna take it over yeah, they're gonna take it over
Honestly, I kind of want to take this place to support opening days for us
Do we Tcb? Do we Tcb? Or no?
Our boys are takin' it. Our boys are takin' it.
Beautiful beautiful.
Say we do not want rush to this close.
Oh, presidential business there.
I think some presidential business.
Yes, of course.
There's our...
And we're outta here.
Oh, just back on home would be good.
Back on home.
Just gonna hang around.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir. You're doing your country proud.
Aye aye captain.
Aye aye captain aye.
Arg aye aye aye.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
Part of the ship, part of the crew. Part of the ship, part of the crew.
Aye good luck yeah.
Aye good luck.
Who we striking next? We just going straight for it.
Right sir?
I'm waiting. I'm running this to the Cuban base right here fun, and then honestly, are you ready to my now?
Yeah, literally right?
Can you take me back apparently they're doing some more rain?
That was just a thing and you can say I put a zip for the groove
Or the tip for the groove
We're going back
I
See we could ever tell pia the last means a female it's a cool word buddy
Everyone is last around here
who word
And I think you need body type of stone base that's there
big mistake big mistake buddy the burger's taking it too far light up I'm starving out here
and very curious hungry work damn machine these are the ways it's got done finger popping
padelle castles buttholes time for some fries let's break damn the damn bud the
Goofy guy dude and get some out around here
Yeah
What about that other stone base that's that's on base on the tiny island I'm pretty sure that's also Cuba
He still has some shit in there
He let's read that one
Is that base
I heard that steal as well.
I heard the steal.
Oh, well, let's blow him up.
Let's blow it up.
I say we blow it up.
You know what I'm saying?
I'd say, personally, we blow it up.
Where do we head?
Where do we head?
Fuck you guys!
Over here.
Over here.
Over here on the-
Oh, what's that?
Viva la Cuba!
Viva la Cuba!
Viva la Cuba!
Ah, before, son, made them Russian, and the Canadian and the Cuban pay for their crimes full.
Let's go!
Oh my God!
USA, USA!
He wants to kill us!
He wants to kill us!
He wants to kill us!
Put your hands back to Russia!
Put your hands back to Russia!
Put your hands back to Russia!
Absolutely, and probably aggression.
Small but proud country fighting against the monster.
Are these guys real humans?
Russian accident
Oh, leave an elevator!
I'm going up!
I'm going in!
Yeah, that's Russian. That's Russian.
Are we getting here?
Keep on up, boys.
Go back, go back!
I
Absolutely I'm provoked aggression
Show yourself Russian
Sister
Yeah, that's a Russian that's a Russian 100%
I mean literally speaking in Russian
right there right there boys
let's just fucking take his fucking soul we gotta blow that door open
take your soul take the oil take it all
it's ours it's ours
Do they have any group?
Oh, Johnny Boy!
So this was the name called Johnny Boy, but they're still there, so...
We got a couple greasers here!
Oh, guys!
We're sticking up on us! We got Bob's! We got Bob's!
Oh, no!
You found your father from the sky!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm from the sky!
We're up in here, we can take the elevator stuff guys, if you can.
Can we? Okay.
How do you get in from up here?
Fucking... fucking...
Oh, you're still above the lake, what the...
I can go five elevator!
Oh
He will let us he will let us up this check
Good work boys excellent work
How was your great great momentum straight of epic proportions?
Where's our car at?
Cuban speaking Russian.
Can you even have a language?
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
I'm not a Russian.
I'm not a Russian.
I run on a piece of wood.
Hey, pick me up.
Don't leave without me.
I don't need shit for me to land.
I don't want to drive a helicopter.
Come back down. Don't leave.
Okay.
Okay, okay, all right, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, and we're off.
What a beautiful day, what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day, any day the Russians
lose is a beautiful day boys excellent work boys excellent work
tell the world that we're going home yeah I can't see where our base is because the entire map is just one big sit-alect
no we're just gonna hover here till the morning
I can't see anything
We start off a little rough, but holy shit that we made a comeback that looks like our base down there. I think
You get it careful here, please. You hold on. Oh wait. Yep. Okay. No, I got this. I got this
Yeah, oh, yeah, I got this hundred percent. I got this. All right. I got this hundred percent. I'm saying yep
You know, I see it. I see it. Yep. Okay
Yeah, there we go.
Hey, we're good.
Good work. There it is.
We probably can't make it out again.
Hold on. I'll see how to get it out.
Watch this. You're talking to a professional pilot right here.
You're talking to a professional pilot.
Okay.
Watch this.
Just keep watching.
Keep watching.
Keep it out.
Yeah, okay.
There we go.
any minute now hold on yeah okay all right oh okay yep it's time it's not
forever
it's not what are you gonna do you do what are you gonna do and laugh and laugh
Oh
All right, so we've taken down the Cubans with the secretly the Russians we've taken down the Canadians
The Russians right now
Let's go
Thank you. Oh, we just go kill a couple run away. You also have five minutes and 30 seconds about keep on the base
That's quite a long time. I know
I will say this we could
We could call it. I think it could be an early night for you guys. You guys want to get some rest
Yeah, the first day isn't as important as the other days
Oh, that's true
You don't want too much tip on you shit
I'm gonna probably wake up like like I'll be no long noon
Around noon
All night and read the Russians tonight when you're on I'll get on when you're on
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Mine too, and I don't have the DM to be in it. Oh
God, okay
Okay, yeah, no, I can't identify that freckle on your penis if it's cancer or not
You're gonna have to talk to a doctor over that
I don't know why you're saying that I was just looking around the freckle. I don't know yeah
I don't know why you should that to me. I'm not a doctor. Did you see the mall in the left ball sack?
No, that looks but not but again, I'm on
I wish you guys a good evening, and uh, you trying to talk?
Good evening, Mr. Oil Goodie.
Good evening, Mr. Oil Goodie.
Yes, sir, it's night in the morning for me, bro.
The sheer ignorance of Americans about anything else in the world
never ceases to amaze me.
Oh, I see.
The sheer ignorance of Americans about everything else
that never ceases to amaze me.
That's what you sound like buddy. That's what you sound like right now. That's you literally right now.
That's you right now. That's you right now.
How much you get to the moon chief? How much you get to the moon?
Okay call me bring your eye to the moon. Just call me for your on the moon.
It's disgusting, it's disgusting.
Party of Communists, yeah party of Communists. Party of Communists.
The Russians went there first dumbass.
Did the Russians go to the moon first?
no no I don't think so I'm pretty sure we definitely went to the moon
no no you understand what's the first to go to the moon yeah I'm pretty sure we definitely went to the moon
this guy just called me a dumbass she goes rush into the moon bird
what kind of crack you smoke and tea
they were the first to go to space but we were the first ones to go to the fucking moon
Do it the spaceport. Oh big move. They went up. Oh
Congratulations on going up. Oh
Oh, yo guys, I'm reaching this out. We went up
Guys everybody gather around we went up
Big day for everybody
They sent a monkey.
I can't do it.
I wasn't a person.
I will die.
There was a monkey that went.
Shit.
That's a fucking monkey.
Holy fuck.
That's terrifying.
Well, I doubt he knows what's going on.
I mean, dude.
I can pretty sure the monkey's like, yo, what the fuck?
I can pretty sure the monkey's like, yo, what the fuck's going on?
That crazy day for that monkey.
Crazy day.
That's a wild day.
I mean, for that monkey, there's no preparation.
I mean, like, they can put it into all the tests they want,
but he doesn't really know what's about to happen until it happens.
One day, he's just chilling.
Yeah, one day, he's just chilling eating the banana.
Actually, you know he's in orbit.
He's in the stratosphere.
Did they send him a female monkey?
What's that stupid voice?
There's an interviewee outside, there's an interviewee outside.
What's your do an interview?
Tell him how he destroyed the keywords.
The Russian keywords.
The Russian keywords.
The Russian keywords.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Once I figure out how to get out of this space, that would be fantastic.
I don't want to know what the sauce is.
What's up?
Hey, my gun please.
Did you say something about tomorrow or something?
I got lots of information about the Russians I got lots of information about the rest of the Russians
interview. Who's the interview?
Who's the interviewer?
Who's interviewing?
He is. He is.
This guy doesn't even have a camera. He's a frog.
I'll see you guys on.
No.
I thought you were the interviewer.
to get in the server. I think I'm going to call it too. Thank you for serving me to Country
Brown. Hey, you guys are pretty sweet. Godspeed, Jiddie Godspeed. And then there was just the
throats. The gang's all here. Paperclip, Chip and napkin. It's just like that one night
we had at peace. Can I join you guys in some way? I don't know. What are these in Russian
Spy
Hey you
See these got me rushing in him. He does kill my blood in American
Who could I
Detest him he's Russian spy
There's a section we do we get a sex dungeon in the base
We cook it at cook it at we do it anything else tonight or we always just chillin
We're just chillin. I'm gonna fucking do some berry farming and I'm just gonna sit back and chill
Okay, don't worry no more blow it people up
No, no more blowing no more blowing what is Canada and chill and and Cuba do now that we blew them up
They just give up
No, no, they're probably gonna go over to the south to and aren't good to team with Russia
I guess they've even over there and live there. That's probably what I would do
So they're just over there now
This can't America and Cuba were with I mean Cuba's Russia, but can't America what's with Russia too? Oh
We can't get in a little get a little get a get her
get our toes. What if we just dip it in China and just start shooting up the place? No,
no, why would we do that to China? There's nothing. Or are we, are we, are we, are we
going, what if we go? Yeah, it's China. If we go, hmm. Oh, wait, no, China's dead. China's
a lot by Russia too man. What are those guys going to do? They're dead. Like forever? They're
probably rebuilding it. I knew a long time. It's a huge step back. It's a huge step back. When the
server started you guys did your whole route but we don't know what's going on in Europe.
We do not. Asia and Australia like there could be anything going on over there. Maybe we
Go do a little divin and dabblin. Yeah, maybe we talk to some folks. Maybe we kill some folks
Kind of get a lay of the land out there
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow, and there's gonna be the entire you two are gonna piss off the entire deal Asia
And there's gonna be a hundred Asians just pissed off attacking us fucking us in the ass
Stevenson
President to president. I just wanted to let you know you're gonna make us a job
I
Want to but go
That's what I'm gonna wake up to tomorrow
Well, okay, wait somebody drive a helicopter is I gotta eat my burger watch someone else drives
I just ate my burger
You know how to drive a mini
Looking flat. Oh, okay. I could you fly one while I eat my burger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I could
And I will
Okay
Yeah, or
Everything should be should be fine. I'm sure we should be fine or should we actually ocean or should we actually get off?
That we can wake up early tomorrow and be I think we should all I think we should all get off
Yeah, I believe all profit on an hour here too. I'm sure do some berry farming
Is that where we can hop on early again tomorrow for the whole day exactly?
And here's the thing P is I think rush is gonna attack us when we like in the morning. Yeah, probably
I think we hop on some dark and dark and go triple rate the wizard guys
Oh, we don't sleep for three days straight. That's also an option. We could we could do that week. I did that before
It was a great time. I cried because I broke my monitor. I remember I remember that day
Well, I mean what you guys want to do I'm gonna stay on for a little while
I
Know there's a lot of play I would have been I know there's shit going down. I'll still yeah
We haven't even I'll stay on because we find you my burger
Yeah, yeah, I'll come out. I actually don't see a mini. I have to get scrappy. Oh
That's actually much easier to fly. So that's not a problem. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
I've been one of these copies find me find me by me. Let's go do some recon. I'm just saying this
I'm gonna get my burger. I'm gonna go to Greenland
Okay, I'm gonna do you right back. I got to go get my burger. I had some plans
Okay, you guys do that. I'm gonna
Don't talk if you need anything. I'm just gonna do my thing Roger Dodger. That's a bear. Yep
Late night rust. I zone out do your thing. Good dog. That's when all the important work is done
come at war crimes this burger right here call the police call the police
about to do illegal things this burger you can hear me I'm gonna grab beer
before I give you any food does anyone wait sir sir quickly between we've
reached you have to take this quickly there's no time there's no time to explain
either sir there's no time to explain you're trying to explain and then also I
need a steak I need a freshly cooked steak or any food for that matter okay
This is time to explain, this is time to explain.
I need food.
Oh, thank you.
There's no time to explain.
Thank you.
There you go, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I'll be right back.
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
All right, they went pretty good.
Now we don't have to go back and suck.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Maybe we actually had a fresh and clean steak right on it.
Hmm.
Burger from where?
What a bum yes.
What a darn man.
I haven't eaten in many of your moons many many moons and I've been many moons
in your moons
It's been human Canada
Famicig words that I've been famicig words. Oh, yeah, we could go to chilies and visit fetus
Go take a peek over there
He's semi-fk, he's housing a burger and a freshly cooked steak. Yes. Yes
I'm the value of burger
For America, okay, we have a yes, we have a quick meeting set up for you if you would like with the Spartan leader
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'll be right there
Okay, I'm never gonna eat
He's got a job meeting after meeting yeah just follow me
That's what what's what's part of culture like
Or is it like the Japanese where you're supposed to
It's a power move
First everyone
Hey somebody somebody get this guy's fucking name right here the sky in the camera. Who's this guy?
One on our side
He's king of the Spartans
Oh, hello, hello good job. Oh, how are you on this Friday?
Yeah, I heard you guys have been busy getting around, huh?
That's very very very busy be this
There's the arm
Yeah, well
I'll cut to the chase. I won't waste any of your time you guys are busy over here in America like with uh, you know taxes and
Immigration and all that stuff. So listen, what do you guys think of the Netherlands? Huh?
They offered me weed other than that. We haven't gotten a lot of in jail
Yeah, you know you can grow your own weed like you don't need the Netherlands for that
That's true, but I think they have funny hats in the end and the end they dance. So we you know, maybe we can keep around for that
Good point, Mr. President. Good point, Mr. President. Thank you. Thank you. That's my hype man. I'm you're speaking my language
Like idea
What if we rated them to their core and then we took the funny hats and then we had them for ourselves?
Well, hold up
Well, hold up. Well, now there's an idea. Hold on now
Okay, hold on. Well, how many Netherlandians are there? That's the question. How many of those guys are there?
Excellent question, Mr. President. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much
I mean, it's a small place trying to copy many of them over there like where are they all gonna live?
Yeah, maybe like little egg lose or something. I don't know but yeah
Do you know the landians living in?
Thank you
over there is play football and like getting that way in my honest opinion, so it's just kind of like I
I feel like all these like annoying buzzing bees on the map and getting in the way of that whole Russia thing
You know and it's just like they've been like causing a little trouble here and there and it's like
We you know we could just like squash the beat, you know counter argument
counter argument
What if
We threatened the Netherlands into our service and then when we attack Russia we force the Netherlands to put
put themselves in catapults and sling themselves at ruch's walls.
Genius. Genius.
Genius.
That is good.
Mr. President.
Okay.
One small interjection.
Yeah, go ahead.
Another one.
We're technically allied with a firefighter.
Just so you know.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, we're allied with those guys.
That's true, Mr. President.
That's true, Mr. President.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you guys having issues with them?
Yeah, what should son urge to attack the Netherlands?
Okay, first of all, full transparency, cards on the table.
I'll put the cards in front of you, okay?
I like killing people.
I'm not going to deny it.
I like killing people, okay?
So when I'm devoid of anyone who kills, kind of like, what are we doing out here?
You know what I mean?
That's full transparency.
Just before I say anything further, you should know that in advance.
Exploding I like a booming. I like big base go boom who does it? Who does it?
Boom, man, of course. Yeah, boom goes a dynamite exactly exactly boom goes a dynamite, but you went to with them early
Well, you know, they've got to my to a group of our people and blew a bunch of us up and took all our kids now
Granted they may have returned some of those kids as a goodwill gesture
But they didn't return all of them and I feel like that's you're gonna come down there
You know you can't like you can't do it halfway in life. You've either got to go all the way or not at all
Very soon very soon
Yep, very soon. Hold on
Thank you. Why don't we just raise someone knowing cares about like the British
Sorry, there are
Pretty sure all homeless
I don't think that that would be
That's a good point. Hi, man, what do you think?
Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I've developed a little test
Now you don't move mr. Winter don't move a muscle. This is a test
This is a harmless test. We've been doing it for thousands of years in America, right? Everybody thousands of years
All right, it is decided then we are not ready to another land. It has been decided
That's been decided
Give me those good idea
Yes, sir
Well, you know the test he failed the test so
Yeah, I think we're gonna probably just ignore all that
Also, why is he just a type right back with a better proposal
That's what I was going to say next, that he, unfortunately, he failed the test.
That's a shame, that's a shame.
He said USA has a strange negotiation.
On what?
Maybe they have his chain.
With a better offer.
Yes, I will be honest, here we go with the chain now.
$5, $5.21.
$5 going to Y's.
I guess I'm dead.
$5 going to Y's. I got some bandages. $5, $5.
It's like a med-stick. It's so exciting with the bandages.
Excellent. All right, meeting adjourned.
Meeting adjourned. Excellent work, everybody.
Meeting adjourned.
are you on your second murder already did you know I ordered two fries oh you
oh pure potato tonight huh yes sir it's a potato type of night it's a potato type
of night make it sure yes sir I just has the double
wafer. Oh my god. Oh. What are you thinking? Winter, are you still in here? I see we got
a new tea land. See what's going on today. Say again. It's going to do tea land. See
what's going on over there. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Take the back to the chopper
back to the chopper back to the chopper
just kind of push me down two fries is a pro move yeah I don't know why but we
don't do it it's completely legal no one can stop you
oh I'm gonna down you yeah I'm gonna down be here
this is me makes me feel young again
If you're pretty good
You're still pretty
So much yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's go in this one over here nothing one right next to the
Oh the one over there. All right, you know, what's this one?
What's up? This is gonna be good. You just kill a Spartan came
No, well somebody did
Shhh! Give it back! It was giving!
Guys, you know that they have a part of the nuke, right?
Well, that wasn't a real kill. It was like a...
It was like a silly kill.
They're like, uh...
Wait, is Sir Winter their...
Is Sir Winter their king?
Look, guys, guys, they have a piece of the nuke.
They have, like, the nuke is in, like, a couple of different pieces and...
They have a piece of the nuke.
Wait, is Sir Winter their king? I didn't think Sir Winter was...
on the Spartans.
It might be, I think he is.
Is that who you killed?
I may have killed him.
We were just performing a test.
It wasn't a kill kill. It was a test.
It was a test.
We were performing a test.
I don't think he'll be mad.
He'll be fine.
Whether he was a two Spartan or not,
and he failed the test.
He failed the test.
I didn't want to do it. I thought he'd pay. Honestly, he should have succeeded the test.
He must have been very sad.
I'll never stick your fingers in, Mr. President Peanut. Man, the boy is hanging out here at work with you on the big screen.
Can you tell him I call the world a trap? He is a bitch.
You're a bitch, Chad! There you go, boss. There you go. Love you.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I think in Sparta you have to kill the king to become king.
That's how like Sparta culture works.
So now that, so now I'm the king of Sparta?
Yeah!
Oh shit.
Oh.
Gimmick.
Boonsay, you might have just sent off World War 3, but this burger is BUSHING!
Oopsie.
Whoopsie.
Let's just take a little gander or whatever the hell this is.
Holy shit.
Where are we right now?
There's something going on here.
Greenland.
Never been here.
Our tales of the business that goes on here.
Look out here, big dude.
I guess we're about to find out.
i think these are kind of like the um...
thank you thank you
uh...
thank you thank you thank you
hello everybody
welcome to the juggling lives
Oh, thank you. Is this the World Trade Federation?
The World Wide Trade Federation, yes it is.
It's my Mr. Mayor's school I'm speaking with.
Oh, I know who that is.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Hello, Mr. Walsh.
Hello, Mr. Walsh.
I don't, I can't see you tonight.
You know these folks, they are not comrades.
I'm having those UIS prisoners.
He's not, he's in it.
Christopher, this is my friend Jeremy.
I'm Jeremy.
Hello Christopher, hello Jamie.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
I like sewing in my meantime.
And I have a total collection.
Well, welcome, welcome.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
This way.
Ah, you just got, we've come to, we've come to learn what's going on on the Isle of Greenland.
I don't know.
I'm going to the security checkpoint and we'll get to see you rain right out here.
Rain beds.
Hello.
You're available.
Oh yeah rain beds.
I do advise.
Oh hello sir.
Oh hello.
Hello America.
How are we doing?
I believe we had a visit from some of your people earlier.
We'd love to give you guys a proper tour of everything if you are down to here.
I don't know if you guys are aware of that.
We're actually in business with you guys already.
I could only...
Well, you know what, I can only come to your business to us a little bit.
This is Christian Mayburn.
I'm good. How are you?
Well, I'm a man of the world.
I will say if we do it too, I can only face this direction.
I'm eating a burger, so I can only kind of walk like this.
Oh, that's a bad boy.
The buggy eating.
On the east side of your base.
A sweet spicy bacon burger.
Oh, it's pretty good, pretty good.
We'll tell you what, we'll tell you!
We're kind of unsure how much you know about us
because we've had America come over already
but it seems like your group is so big
perhaps we should explain our business to you.
Chris, do you want to take it away?
Well, we're glad to have you here in Greenland.
You might wonder why we chose to live all the way up here
in the freezing freaking cold.
The trick the Vikings I know this one give me
Yeah, mr. President your historical knowledge is impeccable
What's the color money guys, oh, no, we should play game we should play
We should have done the game money is green
Money is green
So here we live in Greenland the land of money
That I don't want to make one the numbers of that does it make sense?
Hold on let me ask you to be team. I see one second
Oh
Okay
Easy you should sing us a song while he does that cuz he might be a wall
Money is multicolor it depends on where you live
Yeah, what have you done about Chinese yet?
in the United States of America which I believe is where your money is
definitely green so that's true no actually no the new hundred dollars
the door sometimes
blue look at the floor the floor is blue oh very true very true very true very
alright that's what I'm saying at the WTF we thought of everything point mr.
president so let's tell you a little bit about the worldwide trade Federation
guys we here we're not really representing a true country officially unlike you guys you see when
people talk about their middle name being danger we normally call them out on their bullshit however
here our middle name is trade so if you guys need something we'll probably be selling it we had some
USA representatives come here earlier and they were asking about how much we charge for rockets
or full cares or tenor cream Henry we do grenades we do mortars we even do
herpes cream yeah we do everything if you need it we can hook you up
well also you see your your team that came here earlier and luckily for you
guys they already paid and you guys now have a hazmat prime membership here
Now you may have frequented other establishments where you pay a membership be upfront to get
access to buy goods at a bulk discounted rate I know exactly what you
have this way wait all right I finished my burger I just have to just watch up
excuse me 10 seconds
Actually an idea Mr. President, it's an idea, what a high IQ, very intelligent.
It's a very good gimmick, bossy weights, I believe you have a special song for when we weight, right?
A special song for when we, I could put the one on the spot up.
Yes, yes, yes.
And falling into pieces
Oh perfect perfect timing Mr. President. Oh good good timing. Thank you
Bye fellow Americans. Wait before we go in we need to make sure safety first. You need you need your helmet on you need your helmet on
watch
Thank you. We don't want OSHA to be coming down on us, you see.
Yeah, they almost got you.
Alright.
We could read OSHA.
It's not the whale at all.
That's the water park?
Not to show you the magic, guys. This is the magic.
Behold the WTF warehouse.
Holy shit.
It's fully automated.
Dude, how?
Dude, we were actually just in the market for boxes.
You got a ton of them.
Oh, we can help with that.
I mean, we are pretty good at making boxes.
So let's give it a little explanation of what happens.
Every item.
Yeah, give them the explanation.
Every item.
So if you come to our first bay over here, guys, just over here, you can see all these
pretty lights.
Now, I hope your eyeballs don't bleed, but you see some are green and some are red.
What do the green ones mean?
the green ones that mean that the box is completely full
all of these boxes
we're not currently working yet but inside these boxes
we'll have an entire box of every single item and yes gimmick
that includes hammer wood green
but i said box full of boxes
i don't need that
Oh, we have one of those. We have one of those.
That's what we're looking for.
We haven't finished labeling yet.
We haven't finished labeling yet.
But when we're done, you just give us a call.
Up here, we have a counter for every single item crafted.
You can see this number here, which is 172.
That is for road sign kilts.
Oh.
Specifically.
Because we're actually meeting 173 road sign kilts.
Oh, don't worry. Once these boxes are out of stock, a notification will go off, letting
us know and the auto crafters will turn on automatically crafting more to fill these
boxes up.
Oh my, oh my goodness. Give it to you, is that it?
Oh my.
I heard that.
This thing could be like, we need these bagpipes.
This place is crazy!
Is it not long?
This place is insane!
You see, Chrissy?
Chrissy made a quote, and that quote is
Just give us a ring, and we'll handle that thing.
So if you guys in the USA ever need anything
If you guys ever have...
I did not make that quote.
That is 100% false.
If you give us a ring, and we'll give you a thing...
No, no, no, give it, it's wrong, it's, it's, it's give us, give us a ring and then, and in that, and that's the thing.
We are good, you guys here?
Ah, yeah, you said I'm not gonna be on the ring right now.
I can't do all that things, but I didn't make the quote.
Also, we did not kill the teenager.
Christine, what about your other favorite quote?
Oh.
The one, uh, how, you know the other one.
Well, I didn't make that quote.
But I fixed it.
I am pre-planned quoted, uh, people use my quote, which is anything as a dildo with a traveling heart, you know.
Oh!
I got sidetracked, that doesn't have to do with the business.
We're here for business, guys. This is a professional operation.
Wait.
So, let's continue the tour.
Wait, where's the quote again, gimmick?
I will ask that we don't fuck with you.
You'll see the countries that have already purchased hazmat crime.
What the fuck is moles?
Is moles a country?
The moles live down in Australia.
Oh, Australia.
Oh.
Oh.
Now, is that like a slur for Australian people?
I'm not sure what that word means. I think it's probably a warehouse prank.
Yeah, probably a warehouse prank. Yeah, Australians. Yes, Australians. We understand as well.
We understand as well. Ridiculous. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Let's take a look at what I'm going to say.
Just finished this over here. We have a board room. This is where we do the official business
Don't tell anyone about shit my pants three minutes ago
I don't think it even will
We sew tissues as well. I scooped it up when it rolled out your pants
I appreciate that. That's why you're my closest president confidante
Welcome to the board room guys
welcome to do our official business
oh my god right and could you please give us an example of the official
business speech we have here yes yes yes let me give you the official business
speech yes I'm totally not on the spot and have not prepared for this at all so
Hi, welcome to the WTF. We are the Worldwide Trade Federation because with
us and you together we can achieve greatness. We can supply anything you
need. We can have it delivered to you within 24 hours. Right to your doorstep
and guess what? Because you now have hazmat prime. Delivery is free.
Oh
Yeah
We we have a picture of a bullseye. We can get that to you in a jiffy within 24 hours
That's wow. Holy crap. This place is a well over. We can actually do that
Yeah, that's how you use it up here if you read our sign you can see it says official bussiness
That means we're really serious
Oh, I can feel the business but I wasn't in here Russians though, right?
Business with the Russians as it stands we do not have in VDM prime with the Russians, right Chrissy?
No, we currently here whisker to foreseeing with the voters
Where are we going to gather people from the list?
In draw and quarrel them in the streets.
God bless America.
Big Painter was right.
Canada has come by.
Brazil has come by and everybody keeps telling us about what's happening.
And let me tell you, if you go to war with the Russians,
we can help supply you with rockets.
We can help supply you with guns, armor, meds, ammo,
Everything you need
In what okay, well if I may ask well do you take in return?
Ah the perfect question. I'm so glad you asked Chrissy. How do we take in return?
Yeah, I really understand that one until you I see the jack now
The first one ahead of that get on this to oh
Sorry, I was I was deep and thought I was drifting off into space my apologies what one more time to repeat the last 10 seconds
That can of course
They're cannibals. We're not cannibals
No, but that is not true. Be careful
potential camels
can provide you I
I like human goods and services to fund any war or any effort you might have
but what we're asking in an exchange especially from a
Country such as yourselves is we need some military protection. Oh, we can give you that a lot of creative people
We have a lot of creative people here at WTF, but I'll be honest with you, a lot of them
aren't fighters, you know, they're lovers.
Oh!
And so...
I can tell that guy over there was a lover right when I walked in.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
We can provide protection.
Storm see as you can see we're definitely not cannibals
Hey cannibals has to that's nebo that's
Yes, kanebals. We didn't accuse you of being kanebals. Oh
Those are different friendly people friendly loving people family
My uncle's a kid evil
community. The Knievels are actually pretty wild.
Tell us more about your uncle. I would love to hear more about him.
Oh, he runs a seashell polishing shop off the coast of Tahiti. He's been running it
for about seven years. He's got two kids. His wife left him and moved to Paris with
Fonssois, which is a Latino billionaire. But he's been getting through it. He's been
getting through it and on Sundays he likes to take long walks on the beach
and that's that's that's how that's my uncle so gentle soul gentle soul we have
a HR department here so if they need therapy we can also handle that thing
for them oh fantastic thank you I will let my uncle know
Mm-hmm
So anyways guys
You were saying uh, this might be something that you're interested in
Because you see if we work together
our mass producing warehouse
with your military
Together we can do some damage in this world. Oh, yeah. I'm saying. Oh, yeah
Absolutely
yeah absolutely absolutely absolutely that's what I was just thinking remember
I've gimmick were you thinking that I was thinking you know I was thinking that
there you know the charges to peer behind you kind of explore look at this
Charts wow
This makes it very clear oh
As you can see if we insert ourselves into you
Okay, I'm following. Oh, yeah that then we then we rise if you if you insert yourselves
Into you then we go up. Oh
We also sell lots of hardwood here by the box full
I got about an inch and a half of the hardware they can add to their stockpile.
Woohoo!
God damn it!
Tear hole in your jeans, Mr. President.
You should have a cup of extra pear on you.
I get randomly stopped at the airport because I can't stay packing.
You know what I'm talking about?
They pass you down, they cut their fingers so dark.
Ooh wee!
I know, well speaking of airports, when you came over here,
you'll notice we have a tight security
that like to pat you down just to make sure you're okay,
but I like to think you guys had a lovely intro here
and hopefully it wasn't too much of a hassle.
Whereas some of these other countries, like Russia,
I heard they give you a hard time
when you come on three, huh?
Yeah, oh my God.
Russia's been giving us a hard on for the whole day now and it's I mean you
could be more happy with that back me up you give it back you up yeah percent
that's right mr. president thank you thank you I mean yeah I mean hard is a
rock and thin as a pencil a snake hard as a rock I mean it's a combination as
as good as a two a tub of toothpaste yeah yeah toothpaste and just to sort of
uneven also we definitely didn't get checked in security given the fact that
I've been aiming a gun at you guys this whole time that's true that's true put it
past you well remember we we trust you guys here that's the thing we're now
business partners we care about your safety oh thank you all right I run this
company down mr. mr. free will be doing security checks on you guys okay thank
you thank you thank you thank you I'm so inspired let me let me let me take a
All right, okay, our new slogan
There are news our new slogan
Ring us up and we'll and and and we'll put it you but no hold on give it me big some big something one second
Give it
Can't edit the science I can't eat I was gonna put a penis on the one over there like 30 minutes ago
Well, what damn it?
Hmm. What?
Oh, so just straight up. Well back door doesn't really rhyme with ring is up
Well, then how would they they would really know how to contact us? Well, what do we do?
U.S.A.
U.S.A. in your ass.
Just keep it simple.
U.S.A. in your ass.
I don't know.
Well, that's why you're the president.
I apologize.
We'll yank on that thing.
We'll show you our thing.
Keep going, guys.
The warehouse team can all hear you.
going. Oh, yeah. We love to
keep going. Keep going. Just
give us a call. You're going to
your balls. That's a pretty good
one. It's very right. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Give us a call. We'll
fondle your ball. Someone write
it down. Okay. Keep going. Oh,
there were that guys. Still
your mouth contact genius thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
if you take a word about, show me your penis for you don't know if that's uh a sketchy
as the last couple I don't know the rules on the time just straight up just simple effective
show me your penis
good work
i see we put a pin in it
we can put a pin in it
just a double check
just a double check on a pin
a pin in the idea and not in your penis
just a double check
come to our blog
i'll show you my card
is that?
is that where?
yeah
that's pretty good
Okay, okay. Definitely catchy.
Is that all we got?
Show me your dick. We're the right fit. No, you see, it's me.
You know, we had to give people to call us in contact of the company and that's
You're just making sex statements.
I'm sorry, Mr. President, that's where you're the leader, yeah.
I'm not as intelligent as you.
Take a seat, take a seat, guys, take a seat.
I think we put it for a while.
Take a seat, guys, take a seat.
It's a brainstorming, there's no bad ideas.
There's no bad ideas.
In the brainstorming.
Yeah, sure, yes, yes.
I'm just gonna stand behind you for this one.
All right guys, here, uh, what do you think of this slogan?
It is, we deliver the supplies you need to get deep inside the juice.
I have a mouthful.
Mr. President?
Uh, oh!
Attention, we can pay the jobs.
Please stand behind you.
Give a key, okay?
What?
Can I ask this question to anybody?
Be attentive.
Be attentive.
What is the thing?
Will they treat you well over in the United States of America?
I live like a king.
I live like a king, Mr. Rainbow.
It's only a small, minor payments every now and then.
Turn a blind eye here and there, but otherwise, well worth paying.
Yeah, I farted on Putin's junk for $20 last week.
I don't have a lot of morals
So I just I don't know what do you guys ask me if I farted on put in the junk last week for $20, okay?
So what I say?
sorry
Yes
Okay, all right, okay
to be
well thank you for the meeting um...
we'll consider your uh... listen we'll consider your rocket deal it's a hell of a deal
we'll have to come up with the slogan later
you guys think of it
let me sleep let's let you out
do you want to have any food i've been starving this literal and dire death
yes here you go
Thank you.
Here's some fish.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Guys, you should definitely bring Coco back here,
because I think he'll appreciate this magnificent warehouse.
Absolutely.
Yes, he would.
I'll invite him next time for sure.
Absolutely.
Thank you, everybody.
I appreciate you all.
Thank you.
Our pleasure.
Thank you.
You guys can keep the hot harts.
Hey, keep the hot harts. They are all pretty cute guys.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, everybody!
I apologize, everyone. Have a great night.
Goodbye, everybody.
Oh my god, we're back, we got back, we got back, we got back.
Everybody think of the T-shirt, they think of the T-shirt.
Thank you so much everybody, thank you.
Keep it safe, your fuel's good.
Fly safe.
Oh, hell, won't you come in?
Remember.
Oh, hell, won't you come in?
Damn right.
Keep good.
Oh damn right.
Oh damn right.
Oh god.
What are they going?
What are they going?
I'm going to get one.
No, no, no, I'm going to get one.
Where to next?
He's low, he's low.
did I get the passenger seat yeah you should be able to yeah I'll be a lesbian
maybe not when we're flying but oh but honestly rocket production I mean that
was kind of they say that yeah they said they could provide us like infinite
rockets I use I mean they go did you miss that whole thing that there was a
the kernel of actual yes it's like hundreds of rockets all they ask is
for its protection that's a hell of a deal
uh oh i didn't hear that i didn't hear that
it's a hell of a deal i don't have to send an emissary
yeah we'll send an emissary we'll send an emissary and we'll and we'll ask you
if they sell rockets
they just they just took mr president
They told us that they could give us rockets!
Don't speak back to your president!
I apologize, Mr. President. I apologize.
One more time you'll be hung for treason!
Now, if only we could find out if they still walk it or not!
As you wish, sir.
Yes, we will send some investigators to find out if they still walk it or not.
It's unclear, it's unclear.
Wait, where should we go next?
To Australia?
Well, I see we got a new T-Land.
Where's that?
New T-Land?
New T-Land?
New T-Land?
New T-Land?
By the way, lots of support.
Maybe all of us down here in Florida.
One small request.
We need more presidental slurs. USA, thank you.
I don't even know what that means!
I don't even...
I'll get working on it, boss!
I'll get working on it!
New T-Land is the proud words of New Zealand.
I'm going to
Know a new T-Land is a play on words
For the northern district of South Korea
Oh, oh
It's literally right there in the words
Applied
I don't have this type of education as you have this president. Thank you in the natural IQ
Thank you. I apologize. Thank you
I'll go to
Now I'll go to the northern part of South Korea 38th parallel is in route
That's me sparse. He's my his passenger
He's all working I'm working doing how I get
How I get in the passenger seat
Oh
You started the YouTube stream. I'll do that in a little bit. I do lazy right now
Co-operation this land beautiful
This land is beautiful
You right now know we would say a damn thing
Nobody would see a fucking thing
You'd crash into the Indian Ocean, but I mean, that's okay.
Are you sure it's the Indian Ocean?
Whatever you will, Mr. President.
Hold on a second.
Yeah, it was. Now we're over mainland Australia.
Hmm.
Oh, wait, are we sure these guys aren't going to be hostile now that they have some weapons and stuff?
I don't know, Mr. President. You just told me to go to New Zealand.
Wait.
Wait.
Surely, surely they wouldn't be in hospital.
Are you sure we're going to New Zealand?
I'm just a shi-
Oh, well, yeah, I'm going to, uh,
to North Korea, yeah.
As requested.
Where did you hear about this New Zealand?
I don't- I've never even heard this before.
Oh, we see that's like a rumor. No, we came here at the very beginning. They say was called New Zealand
They colonize New Zealand for British people
Yes, I am assuming that this is the isle open up
They give me to be the circle I should be over here where we chill it
I don't know anybody from New Zealand. I've never met anybody from New Zealand. Also just got very dark.
Well, let's see what the guys in New Zealand have to say.
We're from the United States. We're here to drop a bomb on you.
get them warmed up get them warmed up
hey guys, what's up guys, how you doing?
we're heading out to Newteland
we're about to land at Newteland
oh, you gonna talk to me on the bridge?
yeah, we should land on the root with a scrappy
that'll show them that we're kind and we're peaceful
perfect
let's be completely silent to don't give them any indicator of who we are what
we're doing
I have your gun out, dude.
What's up with the green, guys?
Hello, gentlemen! Hello!
They're like a factory.
Hello!
What's up with that?
Oh, hey, DIGOM.
How you doing, buddy?
Pretty good.
Now that I know we're in the presence of friends,
I'm going to kill that guy over there.
He can provide us rockets forever.
For protection.
You should really maybe go visit them.
Good clicks good clicks.
I'm not sure if I'm eating burgers.
Shut up!
You see that G-Gun?
I'm talking to you G-Gun.
My man's been clicking for the stage man.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
He gave us like hundreds of rockets.
Woo!
That little guy in here.
You want some...
You want some of that stuff there?
I'll take a little bit.
I'll take a little bit.
Fill your pockets, buddy.
Fill your pockets.
I'm taking a little sum, sum.
Don't want to be brash now.
How you think, man?
Oh, Mr. Tum.
Take it all.
Hey, buddy, how you doing?
You sound great today.
Man, that bill is funny.
Making me blush.
Give me this.
I'm a man of the states.
Some sulfur in there.
A little handful.
A little handful.
A little handful.
Nothing garish.
Nothing there, nothing there, you forget these ears.
Hold on to this, do you while you're at it?
My David Dwayne's 100% filled with silver.
So what are you just cruising around, what are you getting into?
Well, we're just cruising around,
where you come around to see what's going on.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got a funny note.
Spiffing Britt hit me with a DM,
and he was like, yeah, I want to make a tea farm.
And I was like, sure.
and then i got on and uh... i've got it about the only guy i'm just kind of
building it all out so it's just me and five brits just i'm hanging on
doing great i'm so sorry to hear that new tea land is that what this is called
yeah new new teal it
it's just me it's just me down here
uh... clicking some buttons yeah we got some planters over here it's kind of a
bottle
mister tommy mister tommy
can i quickly talk to him private just a little bit mister tommy
I guess Mr. President, take a look around that room.
Okay, yep, okay, yep.
Can you do, if the President asks,
can you tell him that we're in South Korea right now?
Oh yeah, of course, yeah, whatever he means.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gaps-lating the President is kind of like my M.O.
This is a lovely farm here.
Yeah, you know, it's just...
There's a man outside his window!
Where's on goodness?
Anyway, I don't know what you're talking about.
Is that comfortable?
What the?
Did that bear just talk?
Are you making it friends?
What are you doing over here?
Did you see that thing?
That is not fair.
I need to get a revenge to make a miner's hat.
I was out of here shitting.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
It's not good.
It's not good for anybody.
I've never seen one of these.
It's just like a normal thing in South Korea.
I
Sure
Yeah
That's the best normal soul behavior. It's just what goes down. Oh, okay
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Okay, well, oh, hold on.
Oh, my God, oh, listen.
Oh, no, what is that?
Thank goodness.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's crazy.
Move it, move it, move it.
Got one!
Oh, yeah, two points, two points.
Oh, yeah.
Excellent work, Mr. President.
Excellent work.
Thank you sir.
The spirit has been slain.
You've done this land a great service Mr. President.
Thank you.
A great service.
South Korea needed my help.
And I'm here to service.
Hey, you got a little loot that goes around the circle.
Is your lobster thing?
Look, it's like an answer wheel.
You run around the circle, you get a little schizo.
You start talking to the walls and shit.
You know, it gets a good vibe down here.
Smelling the walls
What are you growing here?
I'm trying to grow some berries, but I'm struggling with it now. I'm just I'm down here trying to click
It's it's getting weird. It's getting loopy down here. You know when you're staring at the walls all day
You start to start to hear voices. Yeah, I'm getting a little schizo, buddy. Yeah
Fucking clouds are coming up to my base. You just saw that what the fuck was that?
I'm sure that what the hell was that?
I'm in the middle of the bum-fucked Egypt over here. I got people running up
Pretending to be a god damn clown
It is South Korea, Mr. President
He's just uh, he's a little confused with the clowns and all. He's probably
Who'll unstail Mr. President. We're in South Korea, New Zealand
T-dye, Tom! This is South Korea. Do you know where you are?
I barely know how to tie my shoes. Do you know how Velcro shoes? I don't even I'm in a home. I've touched the mad app
I'm in it. I'm in an old folks home. I still think I'm talking to the wall
I'm waiting for my grandkids to get here
See mr. President. He's liable to say all kinds of crazy things
He's liable to say all kinds of crazy things well that you know shout we have to a fella
Well, unfortunately, we have to move immediately to super confidential secret presidential
business.
But let me tell you something, goddammit, you have a problem with those Russians.
You call us.
We'll come smack them into place.
I will take you up on that friend.
I wouldn't mind.
Do you ever have some beef?
If you guys need some tea, I know a guy.
I could fly you over a drink or two.
If you're getting juiced up.
Oh, that would be fantastic.
You know, I'm a peanut, I'm a peanut president supporter.
Woo!
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I got that burp, peanut tattoo on my throat, buddy.
Jeez!
We throw it back on you, Gigi.
It's been hard getting a job lately.
Let me bounce on it, let me bounce on it.
I go to the job and they go, is that a peanut on your throat?
And I go, yes, yes it is.
93-year-old man, why do you have what do you have a peanut that I just go you know
It's just what I felt at the time. Yeah, you can't be naked in the airport, sir
They're always they're always getting they're always there's always violence getting on your case
Constantly it's constant like it's never ending. It's it's it's shmushy any to it. I just you know, I just want to free myself
Yeah, yeah, this is not the beach
is this not America you know what I mean can I not sure they're not safe
E16 not no the urinal Korea this is South Korea this is South Korea I'm I
have high intelligence from the top presidential intelligence team it says
it's South Korea right but if this is South Korea but isn't the world America
isn't that that is true that is 200% no other country matters ever at all
These are good points. Very true. Very true. That's a very good point by Mr. D. Guy Tom.
Thank you, D. Guy Tom. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you, Mr. Tom.
It's a pleasure. Good luck on your adventures. If you guys need TD, you do where I'll be. One love.
Oh, graceful end of the night. GG's, guys. Godspeed, Godspeed.
One love, sir. One love.
Should we go find somebody to kill now? Yeah, let's go find someone to kill. By the way, he gave you a ton of cold, cold sulfur.
Good show for you. I give you a time
Small problem here, Mr. President. What's going on? Oh, you see to be stuck on the wisdom
Giving do not crash his helicopter
Giving do not crash this helicopter. I have to do for immediately
Give it like just go ahead and set us on down buster
Okay, nice and easy.
I think we're literally stuck.
Okay, we're free.
We're free.
Okay, we're free.
And we go.
Good work, good work.
There.
All part of the plan.
Excellent.
All part of the plan.
Excellent.
Can we depot first?
We should definitely depot.
We should definitely depot.
It's a little, somewhere a little more violent.
I've got you.
Let's go.
Let's get to killing.
to rush and fuck them up. Alright, let's depot and then we go somewhere and do some special
operation. We should we do, should we, wait, why don't we go down to Russia? Kill, kill two
Russians, right? Right. And we steal their gear and put it on so that they were rushed and they
He let us in the base, and...
Oh my god.
That could actually work. I'm not even joking.
Are we allowed to do that?
We can't go to rain, but that doesn't mean we can't follow somebody into the door.
Oh my god, gimmick. We've dressed up in all white, and we've run in.
I mean, I'm fairly confident that that was not stable.
Hold on, but there's a problem.
Our name is the Burp Peanut Antimic.
Ah, that's a problem, right?
Are you a streamer?
I just started streaming last week.
I just started streaming.
I think we can change our names.
What if we change our names?
Change our names so we can Google
translate some Russian over here.
Yeah, we can.
Mm.
Mm.
I took a feeling of the mess you guys are leaving.
Well, can we leave a mess?
No, I don't know.
That makes no sense at all.
Oh yeah, I see we changed our names
to something generically Russian.
And we say, let's just, okay, I'll be Vodka,
you be Zizing Ping.
And Zizing Ping, you're in Russia.
That's a very common writing name.
And we'll-
We'll-
We'll-
We'll-
We'll-
We'll-
We'll take off all of our stuff.
And we'll-
We'll-
We'll wear a white hat.
Okay, hold on.
Right.
Curly-brown, blonde hat.
We'll wear a white outfit.
Jump suit.
Jump suit.
And we'll just walk down there.
When we get like a bicycle, and we walk down the,
and when you see another group of brushes, you walk again.
We just walk in.
We're down.
I lost her this morning in action.
And you know, we kind of get mixed in the group.
And they're probably so big like us
that they don't see certain markers.
Just follow me.
Oh, good heaven.
Oh my goodness.
What the hell?
Be bing-boom?
And it's gonna be like a freight train.
What the hell?
Oh my, I thought it was maybe a reference to the old Jesus Christ, because I'm so starting to get the hell out of here.
Oh my goodness, I can probably walk.
Oh bless you, Jesus. You and your family are on a flight.
Are you done? I'm kidding!
Bless you, Jesus. You and your family are on a flight.
What?
Oh, I cannot even imagine that, brother. I cannot even imagine that. God bless, brother. God bless.
God bless in God's being.
I'm glad you're looking for happiness, my boy.
Hang it out with us tonight because a lot of people don't do that. That takes a lot of strength, brother.
Godspeed to you. Godspeed to you. God bless you.
That's just you and your family, brother.
Hold on. What were you saying, gimmick?
I got a little... I got a little...
God! God!
You have a conversation and then your eyes roll in the back of your head and you start shaking on the floor in a fit and I'll leave.
I don't want to take care of it on the pilot.
I was just saying, did we slip in?
Yes, we slip in.
Icon problems like we do where we can't see everybody on the team.
I don't think much of it.
We fill our pockets with loot and then we slip out.
And I'm saying this could actually unironically work.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
But the problem is we need new names.
And if someone tries to talk to us,
we need to master a Russian accent.
So I'm gonna give it a shot and then you give it a shot.
Okay.
Oloon, doloon, oloon, oooooooooooos!
That is pretty good, uh...
That's pretty good, mister...
Oh, Mr. volunteer!
Oh, Mr. volunteer!
Oh, oh!
Living in Russia, sometimes really sad, sometimes not really shit.
I'd like to go to my home country Russia, to make a lot to the women.
Oh, yes, they are six foot eight and stronger than I am.
Oh, like bear, they have hair all over them.
Oh, yes, like bear, like northern winter bear.
Northern winter bear, yes.
My wife, he's named Northern Winter Bear in Russian word.
My wife's name is Vlad as well.
She is a 7 foot WWE wrestler.
Oh, he's very good.
He's a neton for the shielder.
Look at the next one.
Oh, he made them strong.
Okay, we see the run.
We...
Perfect landing.
And bang, there we are.
You like that?
You like that? You see me?
I
Thought there was a few this guy
This is what you guys I just saw it falling from the sky is it's just one of your guys
apparently we can't run out of fuel
god damn
god damn he's loaded
is it one of you guys?
who is this guy?
do you have any no good fuel?
can we get more oil?
we can't put that fuel even in this thing
I can gather some
oh apparently we can
apparently we can't put no good fuel in this thing
give me no good fuel sir
no I got a jackhammer
I got a jackhammer, let's save some red barrels.
Is this one of your guys?
Have we killed?
Is everybody okay?
Did you guys kill him?
Did you have a little bit of fuel?
It's a little fuel issue.
Oh, oh, it's dread.
Is that one of your guys?
Is he?
No, not us, not us.
Oh, oh, I killed the right guy.
Good work.
Excellent work.
Oh, he is.
He is.
He was alive
All right
You can have all of it honestly we just need some metal fragments and some fuel. Oh
Never mind. I was your fuel. I think you're very good for us
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir
You guys landed right on top of me.
Are you not a bad guy?
No, you landed right on top of me.
You're not a bad guy?
There's my body right here.
No, I'm not a bad guy.
I'm USA.
You just strap back and try my bad guys.
No, I'm a good guy.
It's okay, man. It's okay.
I'm sorry about that, boss.
low grade
Wait, hold on USA USA USA wait hold on I got it. I can repair it. I got a little great
So you can uh...
Hey.
We flew past the base gimmick.
We would have literally already been at the base the time that the fuel ran out.
That's a lot of this.
Well, you're taking off with that!
Oh shit, I thought you were trying to...
Oh, I'm trying to...
Yeah, I got it.
I'm trying to give it quickly.
The fuel is already running out.
We're already using 20% of it.
Are you in? Are you in?
I have 144 fuel.
No, I'm not in...
Get in the helicopter, Kenny!
Or that they put the fuel in!
Just get in the helicopter!
Just get in the helicopter!
Fine, go, go, go, we'll risk it!
We'll do it live!
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
We'll do it live!
to be fair this had not loaded in yet it's only just loading in audio
hey guys a judge hey how you doing how you doing how you doing guys how's
Everybody doing
That's it. Well, it's after you get that. Ah fantastic fantastic
All right, you cook it would be so proud of us. We got someone so far. Oh my god
We Coco left a dish quiet. Oh
Shit
Oh
Oh, you probably he's going maybe he's wheeling and dealing and somebody else's if he's wheeling and dealing
Yeah, maybe he's trying to make a truce with a team or something. You I mean
I'm gonna poop in this guy's mouth when he's sleeping
There we go. Oh my game folks. All right, you have to get back down quickly
We'll shoot us Russia plan
All right, so wait do we have to restart the game? Have we changed our names? It doesn't take immediately
Yeah, no, we got to restart the game. Okay. All right. What's the most Russian name?
I'm seeing a whole new area of our base I've never seen before.
I'm gonna do Vlad, Vlad Vodka.
I'm gonna do Vlad, you know what you should do? Just do Vladimir Putin.
They shoot us, they literally die in real life. That's true.
He gets like a law there. Genius.
He gets a law there or something. I'll be Mr. Vladimir Putin.
Mr. Vladimir Putin. I'll be Mr. Vladimir Putin.
And you be misses by me Putin
Perfect perfect perfect
Okay, it's the perfect this guy
I'm taking my name now. I'm taking my name
All right. All right. Yeah, mister. He's changing in steam right? Yeah
Yeah, you smell volume me. How do you smell volume yet?
F-L-A-D-I-M-I-O-M
You're so flat of me with an F?
V, sorry, did I say F?
V, flat of me with an F?
Flat of me with an F?
You could be Mr. and Mrs. Flat of me with an F?
Okay, I'm Mr. Flat of me with an F.
I'm Mr. Flat of me with an F.
All right, going offline on Steam so my friends don't get weirded out.
I'm going online so my friends think I'm off the deep end
I doubt wait now we exit now we quit and then we just be joining dig
demand
Yeah
Okay, now. Okay, so there's no way they would suit mr. And mrs. Vladimir Putin walking into the base, right?
Don't make any sense
Well
Well
Right I heard some some Russians aren't very happy with him though. Wait. Oh
Oh, it's illegal to be unhappy with him, I think.
Right.
Yeah, it can't be.
It can't be.
Yeah, technically.
Technically, yeah, yeah.
Mm, very true.
Wait, hold me.
Oh.
Oh, my game didn't change.
My name didn't change.
Did it block it?
Did you reset your whole game?
I just hold my game up again.
Yeah, I restarted my game, changed my name,
and it didn't change.
My clan tag will stay
Are you sure that
I think I have a clan tag earlier. I have a grand time. We do we do it says USA. This is USA
Oh, I think so. I've never seen a clan time on yours. Oh
Baby, yeah, maybe it's okay. Well, let's see
I need to set that manually. Hey, I said that manly
I mean whether you do have a clan dad. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't see it. Oh
We sir
Yeah, that does not
Does not we seem to work wait you name it James
Did my name change?
Did my name change?
Yeah, Mr. Vladimir Putin.
Yeah, Mr. Vladimir Putin.
You just, you go to...
Hey guys, I just went to Greenland.
Yeah?
Yes.
Yeah, how'd you like it?
Did you see it?
Yeah, it's sweet.
Yeah, it was fucking awesome.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Did you get it?
My line's a deal.
The deal's off that up.
Unless there's some protection, they'll give us rockets.
Yeah, yeah, no, the deal's all set up and done.
We have a really good idea.
Yeah?
We're, we, I'm changing my name to Mr. Vladimir Putin.
And give me a change of his name to Mrs. Vladimir Putin.
And we're gonna, we're gonna put ourselves in all white armor
and just walk in the Russian's maze.
I don't, I don't think you're allowed to do that.
What?
That's not, that's not allowed.
Oh.
Wait, why not?
Don't call you know, you're not like
Insider or code rating, but you're not a lot of change your name. That's not like your actual identity. Oh, she is
Yeah, yeah, oh shit
Yeah, yeah, you can do that. Yeah, absolutely you guys can try to like sneak in
Okay, all right. Okay. I'm gonna change my name back and then let's just do it still
Let's do it. The chances go down, but it's still a zero. It's still a zero. It's still a zero. I'll
tell you what, it's still a zero. 100%. Wait, I changed my name back. I changed my name back.
Same, same, same. Oh, these sort of things looking good out there, coconut things. Oh,
We're good. We're fantastic with green one. Oh fantastic fantastic
So much stuff. Oh
That's great to hear boss. Oh
Putin is divorced. Oh, they would have probably caught us there anyways
They would have said they would have said hold on missus, Putin
You divorced
You that was a close one. We almost fucked it up. We almost fucked the whole operation up
now they're just gonna see the burnt peanut gimmick and say oh welcome in welcome
into our house I'm not even joking they're Russians so they probably don't
even know who the fuck we are yeah do you know the biggest Russian streamer I
don't know I don't know I don't know the fuck we all know that I don't know the
hell, the, any Russian series.
Exactly, exactly.
Oh, I was going to ask coconut to come, but he muted already.
Dang it.
He's being, he's being productive.
I will say, I will say what we set that, where we set that
warehouse thing up.
Yeah, we, yeah, we, we gave, we walked some coconut ride when
That's right, that's right.
When we started talking about our cock and balls,
that's what we really see of the deal.
That's what, yeah.
They said, now these people,
that we can trust these guys.
Yeah, the 25 men downstairs
that stayed completely silent,
listening to our rambles.
It's what got me rock hard when we were leaving.
I was just thinking about it the whole time.
No one said a thing downstairs.
No one said a thing.
That's a damn thing.
Okay, I'm back as the bird peanut
We want to what if I do like TBP
That's technically still me, but it's less identifiable
It's true. I don't know coconut's the master. He's got a little
in and out
That he was a leprechaun
When I put my stuff, I think I just put my stuff somewhere. I don't know
Oh, okay. We need pants, we need a shirt, we need a copycat element, and we need boots.
You got that, boss?
All white, right?
All white, yeah, all white.
Yeah.
I mean, I think we just, I just skin what we got.
Actually, let's just say, fuck the copycat. Let's just do the boots, pants, and the shirt.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you have the white do you have a skin box on this on this on this server? Yes. Yes, I'm pretty sure we
What boots do they use?
You guys what's a white boot you sure I have that actual skin like oh no
Let me adjust that bow tie for you
Ah, I thought you were dead.
Well, let's see. We got wine out, and then we got wine.
Okay, I mean, all wine.
Okay, now I look like a Russian.
Asian.
That guy.
Yes, yes, yes.
What, uh, slash?
What
What's a lot of the slash skin box that's that's the command slash skin box. Yes
Okay, so so you're saying don't we shouldn't even bring armor just just go naked no
That way the fails really losing it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I agree
Store our stuff in in Coco's little sub base. I already put my everywhere random. I don't even know where it is
Yeah, I'm having over the right to write down lies
You're a little big I
Do
Oh
FEC
Do you see you had a little bit I've got I've got a list of the edge of your question. Yeah. Yeah, I got 394
As we speak
Uh, yes, I, since we came through the top of the base, first of all, I've uncovered new parts of the base, like giant productions that I never knew existed.
I know, I'm telling you.
Secondly, I'm completely lost in a new way that I was lost before.
Oh, fantastic.
Alright, come on, Miss Vladimir, we, we, we, we have an eight, eight minutes, quickly, we gotta go, we gotta go, give me.
What?
We, we have eight minutes to research.
It would they'll think it was committed this a miss to this. We'll fuck is that guy
This is the random guy not on the team standing within the airlock of our iron walls
Is that guy do the same thing we're doing maybe he's a Russian trying to sneak into our base
Holy shit. Mm-hmm. Oh
Okay, okay, I'm making my way out. I'm making my way up head down
Follow me
Hmm
Yeah, okay, I know where I am finally oh my god, okay, what what?
Good, I just finally figured out where the hell I am
I'm heading down right now. Hopefully we can find like a motorcycle or a bicycle
Bicycle well
We're gonna need a boat a boat. We won't leave out
Because we're rushes across a goddamn ocean unless we could go the other way except that's not how this world works
We just walked there. It's really far. Oh
Okay, we just chill ourselves and tell it we're down there and see if you can walk in naked
Well wouldn't that sort of eliminate the whole wide-out thing?
Completely wouldn't that
Yeah, I just have an 18-time plan.
Yeah, it kinda does.
Wait, what if we ask somebody to drop us off?
Oh, shit. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
What if we parachute onto the base?
Oh, my...
That would be suspicious, but it would be fun.
It would be really suspicious, but it would be really fun.
We asked me if they could pick us up and drop us off
Ask him if they can drop us off and like
Like our 40 and then that's close out. That's good stuff. Yeah
They're gonna stay wait till the restart cuz you don't want to fly probably fuck we got just we just go and see it's presidential presidential
Are you asking me are you asking someone?
Give it give it
Yeah
come outside come outside somebody's here oh I'm actually outside the visa
coming from Mexico I read I already was running I'm just outside the compound
wall oh yeah what we say what we say what if we got in the court what if we
get some bit too nippus out there
R40 Root 40's not R40 R40 you always been that ball
Which I include with the seven
What?
No, yeah, your guy looks so fucking weird what?
I look great. I have a little hair loss
We'll be fine, just put us down nice and easy in R40.
Oh, New Zealand, we just went to New Zealand, it's called New T-land.
I can't, my old character was awesome.
This one dude listening couldn't have been worse.
Shut up.
Four minutes till we see him.
Oh, we'll make it, we actually will make it. Barely, but I think we will make it.
Yeah, but too fast to make it all the way back
We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. The server never really research when they say it's always ten minutes after
Yeah, it's always ten minutes
Very down
starts with 100% on time every time.
Don't worry about it, Coop.
I'd say we have about 15 minutes
till the server restart, realistically.
Okay, buddy.
Maybe 20, if we're lucky.
20 minutes, what do you say, give it 20?
Yeah, easy 20.
Yeah, easy 20.
Not gonna make it.
Now we're fine.
We're fine.
We'll be fine.
We're going notes.
That's a lot of notes.
As long as we don't DC over the ocean, it's going to be fine.
That'd be bad. That'd be real bad.
There'd be better for DC and hostile Russian territory with no weapons.
Wait, wait, I have no weapons.
Oh yeah, we have no weapons.
I would feel to have a chance to fly forever.
Yeah.
We're out of formation.
We're gonna drop off into the military.
We're gonna fight.
We're gonna fight the tanks.
We're gonna take our name.
Regular name.
That's how I walk in a tank jet?
We're gonna walk in a tank, which are definitely over our tanks.
Oh yeah, they're definitely in the tank.
Can we leave the clan real quick?
Wait, go get out.
Are you the leader of the clan?
Oh, let me see.
We're allowed to leave our clan, right?
Yeah, you can leave the clan.
Yeah, so it was a restart, two minutes ago.
Wait, check if you're the leader.
Are you one of the leaders?
Uh...
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna leave you to clean.
Okay.
Leave me clean, leave me clean.
Leave me clean, leave me clean, leave me clean.
Okay.
All right.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Oh, God, you're doing you, Mr. Coop.
That worked fine.
That's what the style of it is.
I think we're gonna make it.
Oh, yeah, let it right inside for a minute.
It's a whole lot of easy.
very simple. Thank you. Thank you. God speed. God speed.
Thank you, sir. We're infiltrating the Russian base. Now remember, we give you give me your
best Russian impression again. One more time. Allah my name is the Gimbruk. I am a
It's probably just a Japanese restaurant in the base of the thing
By the timer there will get it
We'll have it down
Helicopter right we just steal this bitch
Oh shit, this is Alicante, right?
We'll fall asleep at this base.
We'll fall asleep.
Oh shit.
We'll fall asleep right here.
Oh shit.
We'll fall asleep right here.
Oh shit.
Okay.
We're doing the same.
We're doing the same.
We're doing the same.
We're doing the same.
We're doing the same.
100% free.
It's job-only.
It's job-only.
Listen, listen.
When we get up there and just say hello, fellow comrades.
Comrade, Comrade, Comrade Vladimir, I am here to inspect your stock of missiles, Comrade Vladimir,
I have to take a shit yacht in the toilet, where is the toilet, I have to take a shit
Where is it? Where is it? Take me to it immediately.
Oh yeah, you gotta not say the or a, you just have to skip them.
Where is toilet?
Where toilet?
I have to take shit.
Where toilet?
I have to take shit yet, in toilet.
I very, very much at the shit.
Shit in toilet.
It's gonna be perfect.
We're in, we're in.
guys we're in we're in I mean we are we sound very Russian we sound very Russian we are in we are in
also might be something you do see while we wait that's I'm gonna have an hour over already
oh you get that 12 hour so I'm good um I'm gonna do a quick me so I'm gonna do a quick
week with you to be so okay I'm gonna do it sounds good sounds good I'll take a tickle while
While this is restarting I'm gonna take a quick tinkle while this restart happens.
Yeah, I just took a quick tinkle too.
Oh, it's tinkle time.
It's sort of it's it's presidential P.S. tag.
I'm gonna take a presidential piss.
Alright, be right back restarting YouTube.
Be right back.
What was that you piss you pissed on me?
What what what what what Vladimir what
What time are we up and off you think I I don't know
I don't know how about soon I'm asking I'm asking because I'm asking because what we should sync up you know
She's oh yeah, we can get we can be we can sink our periods. What are we gonna stick up of gaming?
We don't wait. What are we? Okay?
What what do I'm telling you what if you just stand for three days?
USA's gonna burn if we don't have our brains Pete
We'll have our brain
Well, USA
USA's gonna fucking burn or people are gonna get fucking it get incarcerated and enslaved peanut
But if we don't still-
We don't want that!
We can't be having that!
That would be bad!
I'm-
I want to do fucking math and stay at 72 hours-
Wait, hold on, wait, I thought that was-
Wait.
That's what you said is a bad thing.
Aw.
I'm at for 72 hours.
Hey, hold on.
I'm-
It's not that fun.
It's actually a really bad time.
72 turns into 144 hours, and then you start seeing stuff how does 72 possibly turn into 144 hours?
It's funny to me. Oh, I shit that a man. That's a shit and a math. That's how you can't go back to sleep
Hey, hold on wait. So you say we you're about to press not stay at 72 72 hours
uh
We could and
you know
Will it be fun?
Honestly, probably probably a lot of times. We'll probably laugh at just about anything. Yeah, it'll probably be a child of five
Why don't you do some sort of makeup?
broken
Um, yeah, wait, I'm telling me we just give it a shot
As soon as you fucking go for it, I love stamp for long amounts of time because then I love me everything
They be in permanent run. It's fantastic. It is. It's a good time. That's what we're doing at the
that's what we're doing at the Pino R Us server. It's fantastic. It's the best. I've never even
stand in two hours. I've done funny things. I've done it in two hours. Good. It gets funny just
around 19 to 20. Like the oddest thing. It gets funny around there. Yeah. Now my agent
She's back up. There we go. There we go.
Dude, that would be, that would, that sounds awesome. That sounds awesome.
Wait, hold on. Dude, and I'm telling you, dude, we can totally, like,
do it. There's, we can do it.
We do it though. That's the real question. I'm, I mean, like, dude,
you're kind of selling me. You're kind of selling me, but like,
I'm selling you. Yeah. You're selling me on it. I'm selling you on it.
Yeah, you are like you do you want to do it? Is this something you really want to do? I don't know. I don't know
See you're not even
You lose welcome back
Captain Toxic man, I'm a real risk. Thanks. Enjoy your screen
Call the big man
So fucking big Mac at work call it the pre-cat. Yes. Yes, 30 hour
USA Comrade, dude, that sounds fucking awesome
But here's the thing is like what if we slept today and then we stayed up for the entirety of the rest of the event
Yeah, like that's what I'm thinking dude like I'm down to get like a full eight hours
Wake up eat not a fucking Kings meal and then just fucking send it tomorrow
We just stay up the whole time because today's Thursday tomorrow's Friday. We got Saturday like
You know what I mean? Oh, I know what you need Mike
We go we got to infiltrate the Russians we give what you're loading in loading in is it already up?
It's already up. I just
And then once the infiltrator will steal this helicopter and fly out of here
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got dude. Luckily I got this fuel. I accidentally brought it out.
It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be suspicious that we fly it on a heli and
they know we're not on the plane. We need an opinion from gimmick here on this. This is very
important. Uh-huh. Okay. You stand for 72 hours starting now. Starting now? Starting now. Well,
you guys get I literally can't I have a spot yeah I gotta go deep tonight I mean
I'm down to I can play for another fucking five hours easy but I don't know
I'm doing 24. I'm already sleep-deprived. We would think it's 72
Dude
I'm gonna put fuel in the in the in the heli right now. Good thinking good thinking good thinking
So if you if we don't come back, it's we lost to the Russians anyway. I mean
Right. All right. It was this way. It's not the Russian possession
Oh, let's do this day
Yeah, but and so here's the deal with this this day in 72 hours
We're gonna we're definitely gonna lose cuz we're gonna be fucking fried
Listen listen listen this time by the time the climax happens. That's true. That's true. That's true
Do it do it. Just stay kind of away from people
Right stay kind of away from people
Yeah, it's unique. Yeah, and like or like see behind act like you belong. I think you belong. Yeah
Yeah.
Ooh, the shotgun.
I hope they don't have shotgun trucks.
Oh, shit.
Should we be the one smarter than to install the rest?
They might have shotgun traps.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, no.
Surely not.
Surely not, surely not.
Wait, what do we do while we hang out waiting for someone to come in around?
We can talk about a plan.
Yeah, we just hang around.
Because here's what I was thinking.
Hey, I think we sleep today and we just go 48 tomorrow.
I tried.
We just don't sleep.
You want to do that?
I'm done with you.
Dude, oh, there's a guy right here.
There's a guy right here.
I'm just gonna run past him and I'm gonna belong here, belong here.
We have a fucking, we have an ally right here.
Turned out of the thing right here.
I feel like I'm belong, not even turning around to face him.
Just walk right past him.
Come on, Brad, come on.
Now watch my pass him, try to watch my pass him as well.
He even noticed, he even noticed, oh my god, what an idiot, what an idiot.
Oh my god dude I walked right past you.
You walked right past me dude.
Oh my god.
We're the best.
We're the best.
I don't think so.
There's a guy over there.
What is LUMO doing here?
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Is that guy doing it?
I don't know.
Maybe one of our special forces maybe?
Yield I think was his name.
I don't know.
Okay, what do we do? How do we act like we blog here? If this is our base, what would we do right now?
We should have brought like a axe or something.
You hit the rocks. You hit the rocks, yeah?
You hit the rocks?
Shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. This beast's on us.
Come on, let's go to the farm.
You just take an axe and pick axes up.
I like it.
I like it.
There's some boxes, there's some boxes.
I bet there's an axe or something in there.
Oh, I got an axe! I got an axe! I got an axe! Oh my god. Oh, there's no big axe! There's no big axe!
I got a hammer that I could pretend as an axe.
Perfect, perfect.
Okay, okay, right now.
Dude, I can't believe we walked right past that guy.
double take me he double take you look at him oh yeah you look at cool cool
cool come down I'm cool I made some trees wait what if this guy on our team
is you think he's a spy no no no you don't do no cocoa
I'll come back to you later.
What?
Alright.
Wait, hold on. Wait, okay, okay. He's right there. He's right there. Watch out.
Watch out. Okay, I think he's about to shoot me.
Okay.
Hey!
Oh, shit!
Is he coming in?
Hello?
Hello? What are you doing here?
Just getting everything together.
We just zero in play.
You know?
I forgot this was Russia, where Russia was.
What?
It's Russia zone bro, it's a dangerous zone.
What is going on?
Hey!
Sorry.
We are, we will go, we will go away.
Is this where Russia is?
Wait, who's your... We are trying to get invited to the team.
I don't trust you, bro. I don't trust you. Rasha, don't trust.
Cover up!
Good.
What are you talking about?
Good.
I say good.
Are you not... Are you full or what?
Ah, this tree is no good.
That tree is no good.
I'll not hit that tree.
It's a bad tree. No good, no more.
It's a better place.
They just looked at each other and just stared at us.
We were on the team.
They were in discord.
Like, what the fuck are these guys doing?
How many did we on the day that we were on the team?
What was new?
G.
G.
That's why we were trying to join the team.
I think we should go back.
We're working on it.
We're working on it.
We're stuck in! We're stuck in!
We're stuck in! We're stuck in!
We're getting right past multiple of them.
Survived an interrogation.
Alright. Alright, let me cook.
Let me cook. I have an idea.
I have an idea. I have an idea.
Okay, okay.
I
Have acquired lots of food we I need to put in the base
We need to do what you want guys. I think it's trap. What the fuck?
Yeah, we are just trying to put the word in the base
You should be in the resume guys go away
Wait, I have a corncloth of wood that I need to put in the mace.
Go away.
Hey!
Yes!
Govrens! Govrens, what is the meaning of this?
Govrens!
Russia, go away!
I need the runners, I need the runners.
I need the runners.
I need the runners.
Govrens! Govrens!
He's fire! All fire!
All fire!
We are just joined. We have families, we have children, we have to take care of them.
Comrade, comrade, it's us! Comrade, please, we have lots of wood to put in the bench.
We have just joined the server, we just need to get in the team. We have lots of wood to put in the bench.
It must be one.
I have home for you. Now it's your new home.
Ah, yes. The new home over there.
The home in the tearoom.
Over there, you guys.
Those plates right there.
How does he not notice the guy right there with the USA in his name?
What the fuck, man?
Oh, shit.
and
Oh, mother's
I've got the freezing snow
Ah, that's it
Yes
We are the strong Americans
Alright, Russian number one
We are the only ones in the world
We destroy a world, blyat
Russian number one
Alright, comrades, this is the base of the game
Come on, comrades
We have lots of planning against the filthy U.S.A.
You are surveyed plenty of time to talk inside
Ah! What is the capital is big there?
Haha! No! Just look at all this body
Capital is big!
One moment I need to talk to my friend
I need to talk to my comrade over here
One moment
No, no, Russia not commenced anymore. It's since the 80s, but they come in this in our hearts
Yes
very confusing
Guys guys guys guys
Beach Beach Burgers I like it the most
I think he's talking about the big mac.
Ridiculous.
Make Americans fat.
Fat American.
Fat Americans.
Big fat American.
Oh, oh, oh.
Do you have a photo camera?
Photo camera maybe.
Yes, comrade, yes, I have gift for you, one second, bled.
Give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give.
Ah, I'll get inside comrade, where is his warm?
There's a nice invitation. Ah, let's sneak out to the door.
Comrade, here, door open the door.
Yes, Russian, you can become warm.
Yes, comrade, we will become warm.
I'm just gonna say it in this word
You guys are gonna be mean to America
Fuck you America
I think Korean I don't like America
I'm clear with
Korean doesn't like America
That's good, yes
I'm so Korean
Korean! Oh, I'm so Korean. I'm so Korean.
Korean sounds very...
Come on up! I can't get in front of you!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh no!
Oh, come on! Come on! Give it!
I don't feel so good! Come on! Give it!
Oh, come on! Give it!
I can't get in front of you!
I can't get in front of you!
Oh, my goodness!
the savages they savages how did that plan not work
he was so close
he was so close he almost had it too
couple more minutes but he had it
those guys must be their special forces
special forces for sure 100%
they completely bought out of Korea they completely bought it
they bought that you were Korean
Go get out. You goddamn...
I got them.
Molestar asked me,
the plan failed because you spoke, Mr. Knuth.
Obviously, like you said, the forbidden peanut words.
Stunning strategy.
Ah!
Ah! I had a perfect...
Perfect cop-rat accent, dad!
None... none the wiser!
It was give-it-go-law-to-cover!
Here we go.
It's gonna be a bother-kill!
me and coconut are trying one more time comrade if we can find two more
comrade they turn me into korean public school
oh no
oh they had the kimchi they threw it on your body i saw it
Don't read
Do you like my kids? No, thank you, God, red very warm
My house is made out of
Ah
Suprise attack
Bobbie
Did you just die?
Dude, he just died.
He's alive, he's alive.
Suprise attack!
Suprise!
Suprise attack!
Bobby!
I'm going to get the helicopter.
We're actually so close.
Yes, we so low.
Oh, Cameron!
Oh, Cameron!
It was but a prank.
I...
I Korean.
Oh, God.
You stayed up.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Oh, thank you, Cameron.
Thank you, government.
Gotta get my ruck back.
They put me in North Korea.
They put me in North Korea.
I can't get out.
Oh, fuck me.
How do we get this guy?
I'm coming, boys.
How do we get this guy?
They didn't take my hat, so I got my hat.
I'm gonna go get my axe.
No, I don't want to.
I'm gonna go get my axe.
Bye-bye.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait.
Wait.
Where'd my axe go?
Oh, thank you, Comrade.
Thank you, Comrade.
I'm in! I'm in!
I'm in!
Oh.
Ha-ha!
Hey, welcome, Comrade.
Oh, hello, comrade.
I just need authorization on the…
Oh, you're on top of it!
Is it off?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
I have solid annuities, comrade.
Sounded us
The fuck with the second trap was not up there. I did it
Wait, why is our
Why are a ton of our forces moving south through South America right now?
Oh
Where are you spawning, but where are you spawning?
I got the heli.
What?
Why is there anybody coming down?
Comrade, are we running?
I don't know.
Are we running?
Comrade, there's like 10 of them.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
10 Comrade.
Oh wait, like 11.
Maybe 12.
Comrade.
I'm red.
I'm a little bit thrilled.
I'm gonna go to, I grabbed a mini.
I'm gonna go talk to him, see what's going on.
What's going, yeah, I asked him, Mr. gimmick, I'm red.
I'm gonna spawn down there.
As you know, I'm pretty sure spawned in the other place.
Req myself.
Here we go.
Here we go.
We just wanted the other bed.
Then we'll do a beach ride.
Beach right down here.
Yeah, I should put them up too if we're invading Russia.
I mean, Russia seems to only have two guys on right now.
I mean, did you say it was in the middle of the day for the Russians right now?
Guys, what type of thing is Russia?
They're just doing a resource run it in as a group. They're not they weren't coming to Russia, but should they?
I
Don't know whose base is this right here
There's a huge base right here look at this L-39
Okay
All right
Okay, all right. It is hostile as well
There's a hostile base in L-39.
I think that's where their main base is.
I would not see anyone over at that base
if we just tried to infiltrate.
You talking about?
Oh, that's a sub-base?
I guess it's a sub-base.
It's a way bigger base in L-39.
L-39.
L-39.
Wait, should we?
Wait, hold on.
Oh, L-39.
Oh, right at the bridge there.
Right at the bridge, yeah.
Sweet so we used to to rocket the base so all their alarms go off they all wake up out of their slumber rooting their sleep for tomorrow
I could crash this mini-copter and do it
Yeah, you could I don't know yeah, it's actually like noon in Russia, that's true. It's dude
Yeah, guys. Yes. Yeah, honestly, I say
We call it get some good sleep because there's gonna be a lot of fighting today
We gave voice. That was a good. That was a good climax. Yeah, it's gonna be hard to top that tonight
Wait, this actually piss on this bed. We use this as skin from piss bed. Oh
It's not piss it's peanut oil. Oh
Oh, of course, of course, of course
All right, I think yeah, I think I did we get some sleep voice that way we can hop on early. Do you guys take out?
sounds good yeah I'll do I'll be on early ish you're early a couple things
mm-hmm limit will be on super early and then I'll pop on and then I'll be on all
day okay sounds good sounds good all right okay I'm gonna hop on off
voices not much more not anyways I was my last it's a tent to do a jump seat
God speed mr. gimmick God speed God speed have a good night mr. gimmick tell
Good night. If you see it before you get off. I don't know where you went. Well, do you I'm gonna get this mini-copter back to base
Hey, we got a mini-copter. We got a mini-copter. Not too shabby not too shabby
Honestly the most we're carrying this team we're carrying this team. We know it's pretty profitable. That was pretty profitable
Honestly all in all absolutely
Oh
All right. Good night, Mr. gimmick
Farewell, sir. Farewell. See you tomorrow.
Yeah. All right, boys. I'm getting up. I'm getting up.
Did he get like 30k so far? Yeah, we got 30k so far.
From Mr. T-Guy, Tom, and we got that flat helicopter.
He had that inside raid on Cuba.
We got that rent.
T-Guy, we made relations with New Zealand.
Also, I think our little squad did pretty good today on the progress.
We did pretty good.
Got some good info about their actual base?
Yeah, honestly, well, now that I saw that other base
on the land bridge, I don't think that's their main base
to work, is that land bridge base was impressive.
That was a big boy.
That was a big boy, that was a big boy right there.
They're gonna take your base for sure?
Nah.
Yeah, that's gonna happen. We'll be fast
He says he give me gun side. Oh
You said we're worth me. Well, that's about for tomorrow drinking and driving. You have to drink before you drive
I
Have no idea what's going on there. All right. Good night everybody. Good night gang. Have a good night now
Now, goodnight now everybody.
I'll see you boys on tomorrow.
I'm gonna hop on a little early, a little early.
I can't give you the exact time,
because I have no idea.
Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Goodnight now.
Goodnight, goodnight.
You listen to time anywhere from
noon to seven.
Anywhere from new to 7 is the range and width Audi starting.
Write that down if you have to write that.
All right.
Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Have a good night.
Goodnight to everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Goodnight now, gang.
Rest up.
Rest easy now, everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Have a good night.
Goodnight, everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Stop, rest easy.
Good.
I'm died.
Good night now, have a good night everybody.
Good night now, gang, have a good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night.
Good night now, gang, have a good night.
You look like you have pink eyes,
it's because your dad farted in my eyeball
after I pulled my junk cap.
Now good night everybody, good night now, gang.
Have a good night, good night everybody.
Good night, sleep tight and do not!
Let the bad bugs fuck your ass!
Get out of here, get out!
Get out!
Good night!
I'm gonna take a shit-piss out of you!