TheBurntPeanut
RUST: GLOBAL WARFARE | FINAL DAY | NUKE LAUNCH | SPACE RACE TO THE MOON | #BUNGULATE
08-01-2026 · 10h 51m
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my fellow Americans we are back for the final day Russia is on its heels we are
only missing but one nuclear peace let me tell you something my fellow
American something I could promise but today we will be the first to launch the
nuke just like we've done before my fellow Americans we will also be the
first on the moon just like we've done before so nice we're gonna have to do it
to wise am i right my fellow americans am i right my fellow americans
hey sir boys yes sir now listen gentlemen we gotta get into it fast we gotta get into it fast
because the un has offered up a whole box of explosive sulfur the trial i don't know who the
other country is they definitely told me but i didn't listen because fuck all these other
countries their garbage their garbage and their communists so I didn't listen I didn't listen
their garbage and their communists but one other country is going against us and so each country
has chosen three of their best fighters to compete against each other for a box of sulfur and that
That includes yours truly, the Bungulator, and Mr. Coconut Oil Rats.
Now let's RAAAAAAAAN!
That's right!
By the way, I forgot to mention, because I saw a bunch of you guys go, oh, if Peter's
in there, we're going to lose, it's a melee, it's a melee battle, not guns.
I know these guys are 20,000 hour, bitchless, rust pros, but let me tell you something,
they ain't gonna have much to say with my swords in their mouth posh.
When I'm, when I'm beating their ass with my sword posh, when I, when I strike them
down, when I strike them down, my fellow Americans, yes sir boys, yes sir.
I'm ready to go
Sounds good. We have the the three-way three in like eight minutes eight minutes. Got it. I'm ready. Okay. I'm ready
I'm ready. Let me tell you something. It's coconut
You already know my position on this shit
So it's not very enjoyable because I can't see who my teammates are but let me tell you I'll be Dan if I let America lose
I'll be there if I let the Russians win
I don't care if I get killed by my teammates a thousand times
America will raise supreme like we have done in every war in the past.
Except for Vietnam.
Yes, fucking go!
That's right.
Vietnam was a tie.
It was a tie.
There he is.
There he is.
It was a tie.
It was a tie.
Honestly, we'll call it a draw.
We'll call it a draw.
We'll call it a draw.
We'll call it a draw.
Yeah, we'll have to deal with that for a bit.
We'll call it a new draw.
We have a Mexico rep in here.
Thought I saw one.
No, I'm cute here.
Yeah.
Yeah, over here.
Oh, shit.
In the White House.
Yeah, over here. Oh shit, I'm in the White House.
You're a good person.
Okay, gotta get out of here.
Just make it sure.
I'm the whole American!
We have 349 people.
I know.
I know. I'm telling you, if we can see to the V-Tags, this won't be over yesterday.
We got 349 people that can actually identify who's who.
Scott, she's one of the guys.
Okay, yo, Pete, we gotta do this.
Let's do it. Let's go.
Honda, where are you Honda? We mean P. I have to go for the three-way three Honda. I'm a gift for you, sir
Give for you, sir
I give for you sir on behalf of America
Just don't want to go back to the base
Yeah, I'm here for you sir you 16 I give for you
There you are sir on behalf of America. Thank you for you sir. Yes. Thank you
Thank you. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I give for you, sir. Yes
Yes
Let's ride
What's what I was going to put your hands up dude? I don't know who's been doing that. There's a bit of some weird shit on me, too
I had a full presidential shoot on when I left the UN me
Yeah, you're like a pumpkin had nothing else. Did you have a bag in the you give me a bag near you 16 you 16?
I'm not doing with the alphabet. What's your middle map? I did but I deleted yesterday
Okay, shit
Uh, they're bagging us right now, over and around.
It's you, me and Oyo3V3, where it gets a box of sulfur in the Colosseum.
What country are we going up against?
I don't know, it's the Olympics.
Oh, did you like your outfit, Peanut? You look so good.
Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! I have a gift for you as well!
Don't spit it all in one place!
Thank you, Coop!
Oh, oh, jeez.
Thank you, thank you.
What the hell, get a VC, get a VC, get a VC for this.
Yes sir.
Box is open.
Thank you, Mr. King!
Thank you, Mr. King!
And it's very kind of you to pick a shop!
And it's very kind of you to pick a shop!
I love that.
You're welcome!
I'm in the waiting room.
Welcome in, Mr. Oil, welcome in.
Oil, do you know what country we're going to get right now?
Oh, I'm on sewer.
Oh, Mr. Enjoy and Mr. Baker.
Bubble slices, which is very good.
Ah, man!
Uh-oh.
My boys reshaged my boy.
I don't think he heard you.
Let me make sure he knows.
We very much appreciate you picking us up, Mr. Goose.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good thinking, boys.
We got to make sure the truth is no one ever
appreciated it.
I just want to let you know how much we are pleased
to thank you, Mr. Goose.
There it is.
I appreciate the handjobs you were giving me in the attack earlier.
That was confidential!
Defconn want residents to stop!
Please do not let the public know of such activities!
There's no public here's just us four, it's alright!
I'm gonna stroke your cock so hard, I'm gonna pull that soul out like a scallop!
Like a scallop!
Mm-hmm, there it is.
I'll show your troops you appreciate them.
That way they fight even harder.
Let me tell you, these other countries,
if you're fighting for Russia,
or some other garbage communist country,
what do you even fight for?
Want to go home?
Do you want a important piece of crap?
House where you're starving?
What are you fighting for out there?
You're fighting America!
You're going home to a chicken pot pine!
And he's ready to dominate.
You dominate.
Welcome, everybody.
How much CO2 did you just release using Scrap Alley?
How much CO2?
Not enough. Not enough.
Anybody else?
Yes, yes, yes.
God, I love pollution.
I love pollution.
I hope to burn a hole in the scratch.
You're so hot in your homes.
Light on fire.
I'm gonna farm today!
Yeah, sure, brother.
He is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's a tournament bracket.
Oh, tournament bracket?
Okay, guys.
J-E-E-C?
Is this a local?
I love that.
There's just a team, or do you need it?
Where are we at?
I don't know.
Right, on the right.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
We're going again.
Oh, shit, we're going again to UK.
Oh my God.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's all the youth over there, it's so much.
It's all the youth over there, it's so much.
We got them.
We'll get them.
Give them steel lights.
Give them fucking cities.
Oh my god, this is like a one time UK is powerful at all!
Oh shit, all the years of my life, oh god, oh god.
And you're there professionals with knives!
That lens is ready for you.
Exactly, they've got you in a precious car,
can you give me the lift?
Oh my god, I won't beat the fucking ass.
We'll beat the ass, we'll beat the ass.
Um, for now, um, yeah.
Easy copy, we'll be copy of the UK,
it's 1726, Mr. Murphy,
yes, sir, brother, yes, sir, brother!
UK, ready, Netherlands, forsaken.
Did I mean someone?
Woo!
Who's going to
Well, I just realized we have to fight
Exiles? Why's there been three battles?
Well, these guys only had to fight two
This is a weird bracket. What the fuck?
You see that? Oh yeah, I see that.
What the fuck are they getting a free pass? It's getting a free pass
After on the second five
Albania and Italy just get to walk out by the second five
They're right. You're walking. Yes, I'm not yet any countries that haven't signed up
guys
Just wanting make sure that everybody clears their inventory before we start. Oh, we we're like
will put on a show sir
you're a good man
you're a good man
I have no idea who that is
I died in your honor last night
oh good man, good man
I have no idea what that guy said
what is Mr. Flagg in Albania bro?
why they don't even pick it Sid?
No, but where do I put my gut in shop?
Oh, hide it somewhere in the corner.
If we need to get the strap out.
Just give me a pop the trunk.
Exactly.
I have to pop the trunk on these motherfuckers.
Pop the fucking under their assholes.
They're gonna finger pop their assholes.
I'm gonna write some title things for body be good, sir.
I'm gonna put it here this quarter over here
No, I just have an HMLM G
That's good for fucking 55 kills right here. Look at shoot. I don't think we have a lot of guns
To that quarter over there, how long do you
The Rock!
Don't leave the old people.
Get the Rock!
Get the Rock!
Fuck you, Ethan!
Get the Rock!
Give me that Rock!
Fuck you, Ethan!
Get the Rock!
Fuck!
Beat him to death!
Beat him to death!
Fuck you, Ethan!
Fuck!
How many of that Rock would she...
Fuck you, Ethan!
Kill me!
No!
Get the Word!
Ow!
Get me the Rock!
So, Peanut, give the Word.
I'll cut him out.
Let him live for now.
Let him live for now!
Yeah!
Oh, okay.
We need to hit them very hard.
I'll slam them.
Oh, shit, what is that?
USA!
USA!
USA!
Every other country sucks!
Every other country sucks!
People know that I appreciate the outfit.
You suck!
You suck!
Please everybody, everybody needs to know.
We're going to start
What do you say guys, what do you say?
All the final players will get all stood together, where are the two chairs?
Um, let me, let me, let me
What do you say right here?
Do I just stand, like, on a farm?
Yeah, we're on a farm, we're on a farm, yeah, we're on a farm, right?
Take this guys, one each, you can take it, you can take it.
What if they have help on John, what if they see we're on a farm?
I
Think you're gonna help watching cheap no no no no no I don't think so
Yes, I will be one of the warriors of the United States
Yeah.
Get out of here!
Who the hell is that?
Oh, no.
Peter, I'm not making fun while you're in that.
I wanna...
Everyone, please take a seat. Thank you.
What?
Oh, not on making fun.
You have a naked photo?
A pineapple and a peanut are walking to a bar.
Hold on.
Why is this guy so sexy?
You see a lot to be the sexy somebody get the rules out
That's what I'm asking
You would say you would say fact-magnet rule or jimmy I join the streets keep up. Thank you mr. Rager. Thank you
You want you Mr. President stay away. Don't want to go to win ski 2.0
By the way, I'm drinking voodoo range. I mean I have not eaten anything in so many hours
I'm about to be so fucking drunk
Good
Yeah, how about some Gragson to kill out there, eat the sandwich right here?
Yeah, my boy.
He's drinking before you eat the sandwich.
That way it gets hard.
Double, yeah, 2x mana effect.
2x mana effect, that's a 2x at 200% increase.
Yeah, yeah it is.
So quiet.
talk to me but
what the hell is
what is that
what is that
what is that
what is that
is that a country
hamster
hamster
is the list race
fuck yeah we have to double
the
fucking
you double check that i don't know if that's all you need to
yeah brother yeah
yeah
Oh shit wait, listen to me.
I'm not talking to the country, but that's my country.
Oh shit, wait, yeah, the black is bigger.
You know what? Oh shit.
Oh, we're going in the middle of it.
Oh thank god, okay.
Yeah, these guys can't live in trouble.
What the hell does Italy know about sword fighting?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
We're gonna fuck them.
Yeah, what the hell? Spice shooting, boss.
Oh, that fucking ass.
Yeah, everybody, yeah.
hmmm, oh yeah
lucky boys are clean
the first match is
in Ireland
versus Cuba
oh shit
hey what was it? what was it? who's the first guy?
what was it? it was Cuba
oh
I
Know it's not another one's Ireland. Oh
Ireland knows how to fight
I was gonna fight
Hmm
Shit I guess I go hold on
Who was struggling already to keep the fucking feet steady boy, this is what they're
I didn't stop time, which I know this is your time.
Oh shit.
I don't know this is your time.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
That's bad.
Oh, oh.
Let him go, boys.
Why is the USA out there?
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait, I forgot.
Is there a plan?
Oh, shit.
Oh, they got fucked, Loki.
Oh.
Which one's Yaris?
Is the red one or the white one?
Oh, they're trolling.
They don't let this fucking kid go down for him.
That's too good.
Oh, there he goes.
There he goes.
Get him.
Oh, Yaris is the red one.
He's working out.
Was meant for love
Oh!
Jesus!
God!
Mostly do you die all of a sudden
slaughtered that it's a lot of fuckers
good no one on QBG even died fucking coke
he's stored motherfuckers playing on the ground like fucking mosquitoes me
We have to leave. Oh my god.
The lifehands are in the lockers and they're all gone.
Oh my goodness.
So you have a sword and a spear.
Wait, what did you say?
We have a sword and a spear.
Yeah. We got a sword and a spear.
We still have torches on the sword.
We got a sword and a spear and one guy.
We got a one guy and one guy.
Don't info hit the right hand.
It does so little melee damage.
Just info body always.
little many damage like the right from a tank so much melee damage
okay this is a for the body got it okay
yeah I know about this oh good heavens oh good heavens if you just MLRS like
this whole color seemed so I think the US Air Force over here
I think we have the best air force on the server
One of the Cubans died
I don't know bro.
I don't know.
I bet it looks like this.
It's here.
Oh shit.
That was Ireland and Cuba, Cuba moves forward so Cuba faces the winner of Ireland or Ireland
Canada.
I went in this shit dude.
Canada is winning.
I was winning this shit, dude, I can't hear anything.
Is the USA waiting? Someone like 20 people just died. Are we doing something?
Oh, thanks, pal.
Oh, North Korea.
North Korea?
Yeah, North Korea's coming down.
Versus Albania?
Yeah, North Korea's got this.
I bet North Korea's got this, 100%.
100%.
We won't take North Korea, we're gonna die.
Yeah, or I'll make it up.
I'm thinking North Korea, I'm thinking North Korea,
this way.
Fuck you, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm proud of people.
I'm proud of people.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Do I have to use this fucking question?
Yeah, well, think about it.
Think about it.
Look at that.
North Korea's been primlocked for so long.
They're on two-on-word fences.
They're a master of this sort.
They need this more than anyone, dude.
They lose this.
They're going to get executed.
That's true.
That's true.
They have to win this!
Ha ha ha ha!
No Korya here!
That's more motivation than anyone else!
Come here, come here, come here!
Narkorya 1!
Narkorya 2!
Yeah, Kimi-Lake gotta be happy if there's Kimi-Lake, it's not gonna be happy!
Narkorya 5!
We do all we want!
We buy Banya!
It goes B to even show up!
Banya passes!
Banya passes!
Oh, that's for it! What?!
Fuck that! How the hell are you gonna get executed for sure now?!
Bama won!
Banya won!
He's dick-hacked, he's dick-hacked!
They get a free wig.
And they get a free wig.
It's going to be in July.
What the fuck?
Probably, they probably starve to death coming in July.
Yeah.
I don't think that's a problem.
Probably couldn't make a fucking living.
Shoot.
But I still on the boat.
Wait.
Stop it, Jelena.
Hmm.
Norway, South Africa next.
They get, oh, that's Sparta.
Sparta's winning for sure.
Sparta's winning for sure.
I mean, dude, this is kind of half to it.
Unless they don't, they lose some of the tour.
Ha ha ha you lose a ton of words. This is like kind of their thing. We lose because we love you.
It's not really an oralize because we everybody knows that's for our guns, not our sword fighting skill.
Our smart loses. That's a huge oralize. That's a huge oralize.
I bet you Cuba and Russia is cheating with
No, we have to see the board.
Do we have South Africa?
Do we have South Africa?
Do we have South Africa?
If they find out we cheat, then we're the bad guys, team.
We kind of just have to take the moral high-fives here.
If we lose, we lose.
Yes, we need to go on the top everything.
Listen, we're better than Russia, because we don't need to cheat.
That's why we're better than Russia.
They get you, guys.
You need to be naked to play.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm gonna go pee on my gun and drop it back down so it doesn't despawn.
Yeah, and if we lose, you'll shoot the shot.
Oh, somebody took my gun and cheated out for a wooden spear.
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Alright, one, two, three, four.
Oh shit, oh shit, I'm stuck down here, oh god.
Yeah, yeah, you can't.
Oh shit, oh shit, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I've got this, Mr. Black.
You've been built.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Come on, please.
Sparrow to the left, Sparrow to the right, okay.
Sparrow to the red boys, do we have a, I'm in the white.
That guy's dead, dude.
You think Sparrow's so cooked?
Oh, that guy's dead, dude.
Oh my god, he's fucked.
Yeah, we just have to get to the body here, because they're right on the side.
Block his head.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, he's in the sword's spear.
I have a sword's spear.
Yeah, yeah, throw the spear and then do a shot.
I got down here.
Oh my god
Who's up next?
Kazakhstan was Australia. Kazakhstan was a made-up place for that movie
I mean, I mean, it's so real. It's so real. It is. I mean, whoo. That's like top five nations of the world right there.
They are the only. They've lost their kids in cars. My president, my president, my president.
Shit. My president. My motherfucking president.
Cheeeeeee!
And then after Kazakhstan, it's Japan and then it's us.
So we're going to Italy.
Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah. Who's the Italian? Do we know the players?
We got it though. We actually got it.
We beat the badgers? We wouldn't be completing it.
They're gonna give us whatever we need in that one by one thingy.
Better not lose, we won.
We won.
Who's who? Who's who? Who's who?
I don't know.
It's okay. It's okay.
I've been to you. I've shown you, right?
This is rigged, man. This is rigged.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God. This guy's so crazy.
Is that that megaphone still?
Yes, you have the megaphone.
We win, bro. You fucking yell at the crowd with that megaphone.
Oh, well, well, well.
Who just won? Who just won?
I don't know. I don't know.
Australia.
That's Japan versus Netherlands.
Oh, that's Japan versus Netherlands.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Now it's Japan versus the Netherlands, you said?
Yeah, yeah, right now.
Yeah, then we're on the right side.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Should we grab one of those red ponchos
and like swap teens in the middle
and then like stab them?
It's not gonna work here.
It's not gonna work.
It's not gonna be a stretch of that red poncho.
Look, he's doing it. He's a stretch of the red poncho.
I
Make your papers
I think I don't know
The next one is Netherlands versus Japan. Netherlands are the white people.
Where's the Japan guys?
Like the white...
Yeah, well we got it.
Okay, got it.
They're the Japan, all the Asian people.
They're wearing white. They're wearing white.
They're wearing white.
They're wearing white.
They're wearing white.
What the fuck dude, he just said his wife's looking in the mirror.
I look nothing like this guy.
I look nothing like this guy bro.
Oh you got this, you kidding me?
I look nothing like this.
Who is Hallibaba?
Who the fuck is that?
Who is Hallibaba then?
I don't like the park there!
You can't park there!
No!
Thank you.
That's us.
We're up right now.
We're up right now.
Wait, who are we up against?
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
I got a kid I got a kid
I got a kid boys I got a kid
alright
how do we throw the spear if we have a shield
hit a pie hit a pie
who was the pie I don't have a pie
you think you think
wait wait wait wait wait
how do you throw the spear if you have a shield
I'm not using a shield
now can you see him
Yeah, put the shield away and then put it last up maybe if you have time.
Throw the spear from side and put the shield.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys!
Here we go guys, here we go guys, here we go guys, here we go, walk in.
Walk in, walk in!
Walk in boys!
Come on!
Who we fighting, who we fighting?
Where are we ready?
Who we fighting, who we fighting?
Eitherly, eitherly.
We got it, okay.
I'm going to try to walk in.
One for buddy, one for buddy.
I'll be in the other side!
Get it!
One for the legs if you can.
USA are you ready?
We are ready!
Let's stay like three minutes
I got it, okay, give me the legs, got it
Oh fuck that
I can't believe that
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I think we need to bring it back maybe okay okay I thought on the ground over here
Yeah
What is this guy saying
Why what's going on Pete? Wait, wait, what? Who's on the left side? Who's on the right side?
I don't know. I don't know
Yeah, you gave us hungry
Are you guys ever going to win this one you guys ever gonna win this one?
Are you guys in red boys?
Hungry's in the white
We just we want that was a landslide that was a landslide
Italians
I mean, Hungary, oh yeah, we fought the winner of UK Hungary.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Are you guys the Red Hungries or the White?
Okay, okay, okay, we're the North Airlines.
Hello.
I think some of the APIs are still very good, so I thought back on doing the radio, we
need to do some electrical work, hope you guys can bring that.
Okay, okay.
It's 35, it's 35.
The spearhead shot is 50, bro.
Yeah, yeah, the spearhead shot is 50, bro.
The spearhead shot is 50, bro.
Yeah
The UK slaughtered him.
Remember this, the UK likes to rush in.
They like to rush in, remember that.
They run straight across.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Because we're not going to see UK here in a second.
They ego'd him.
I told you the UK guys are good guys.
Down to that boys.
That's got a ring to it.
We can handle it.
That's got a ring to it that I could listen to all day long.
What the sound?
It's crazy.
It's going to take the phone here.
I cannot wait to see how many clips get taken out of context from this whole rust of this.
stuff. Blue-haired pussy. They're gonna catch me saying, oh, it's President, and I'm obviously
talking about my fucking self, and then just gonna apply it to whatever they want. It's
just gonna apply it to whatever they want. Yeah, you're done, buddy. Yeah, I'm done. I'm done.
I've been playing for times like this. It's over for the big day. It's over. It's over.
It was nice knowing everybody. It was nice knowing.
Hmm.
Cuba versus, yeah, it's Cuba versus Canada, right? Right now?
Uh, next one is, yeah, Cuba versus Canada.
Nice, I'm telling you. Cuba's wearing this. Cuba's wearing this.
Honestly, the most, the most, the most,
the most worthy adversity in this whole thing is probably Cuba.
right with line yeah one speed to the door with the stone stairs kind of like
headscaling with the with the steel when you throw it it does a lot of damage
You motherfucker.
And we can pick it if they're with, we can pick it up again.
If they're not in there, it's dangerous.
Just gotta keep on distance.
We got this though, we got this.
My hands are up.
This is Canada.
South Sea.
This is Canada.
hmm here we go one scene where you don't fucking cry in moan about random
people on Twitter and there he is and he presents himself and he presents
himself gentlemen and he presents himself he makes himself known
Police! Police!
There he is!
There he is!
Who's in red? Who's in red? Who's in red?
Is this Cuba versus Canada?
Who is this Cuba versus Canada?
Who's in red? Who's in red?
I think Cuba's in white. I think Cuba's in white.
That's gonna win. That's gonna win.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I think Ken was winning.
Oh my goodness.
Oh wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Wait, the gun just.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Jack, you will watch.
You will watch.
You can hear them rushing in their voice.
You will want how to protect.
You will watch.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
I'll tell you what, it's the one he's kind of the most worried about.
It's got your savages! It's got your savages!
Alright, next is Albania versus Norway.
When you win again, see, are you not entertained over the speaker?
I will bring home the gold for this great nation!
No way.
Ready to go wait?
Ready to go wait.
Why is everyone dressing wide?
This guy's fucked.
Everyone's dressing wide.
What the hell is going on?
They did the colors that
What the hell who is who I don't know. I don't know
What do you want these one-to-one Norway versus
Albania, I think it's up any of them here
Honestly just cuz I don't want to happen to us I'm gonna I'm gonna call up cheaters
I don't want to have the nudge.
How bad are you just shooting at my switching colors just because of him?
We've been the twins, he makes dumb asses.
I don't know what that means.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I
I
Not getting disqualified to cheat it
I'm pretty sure I've been your pain get to the off-road
We how about this one? Oh, hey, how about this? How about this guys when we go we skin box our leather things to green
Yeah, okay, that way they can't wait
He's choosing.
Hey, do I get a health T2?
I want to fight with a health T2.
What the hell's going on?
We got friction.
You can see the Elbein rocket.
You look east, you can see the Elbein rocket.
Oh, it was just a little math.
Donations.
We accept donations.
If you look east, the Elbein rocket space program,
we are accepting donations.
Bam!
Hand to the hand and grasp.
Gotcha!
Last one for America, boys.
Chewyy!
Chewyy.
Hell yeah.
They took your drugs.
What?
Let's go!
Let's go!
This is Australia!
Nether legs?
The fighters are up!
Are the Nether legs on the left?
Oh my God.
Nether legs are red!
Australia's white!
There's a good group up here.
Oh shit!
One down.
One down.
Three three.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!
What's going on?
He's dead, it's over.
He's got this, he's got this, he's got this, he's got this.
What the fuck?
This old lady's killing me.
This old lady just killed me.
What? What's her kill?
It's Canadian pussy.
How did he just two shot me from 100 health with a torch?
That guy's good.
I have four switches. I have four switches. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I have five switches. I have five switches.
I
I'm not gonna heal.
You should wait.
Do I have a F1?
Should we kill ourselves?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Fuck it.
We need to reset. We're not ready!
Hold on, we're not ready!
Hold on!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Can I just kill myself as well?
Oh, shit! I have 130 seconds on my back.
It looked...it was ready on the map.
the map
Just give I'm a hundred nine seconds on my they don't it wasn't for that Canadian fuck I'd be back in there
I
think it's over the garage
Are you a timer still?
I'm sure 85 seconds
I'm gonna give you my bag
I'm gonna give you my bag
Just give it back
Okay, okay, okay
You say
I have a bag for you
Let's go team
Bagged
You think they get it?
I'll give you a bag to him
I'll give you a bag to him
I'll give you a bag
I
Miss input just miss input sorry for the delay miss it but
We're having all my sprinkles I lost five sprinkles. Let's go. Hey guys about full health. I need some of medicine
I see I see like 30 seconds he'll up these pages
Thank you, thank you very much
I had changed my skin, okay
Locking boys lock in for the United States of America!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
No, no, no, no!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
It's a giant!
Go giant, go giant!
Hit one, hit one, hit one, hit one!
Yeah, giant!
Yeah!
Are you like that?
You mother fuckers, are you like that?
United States of America, boy!
I
Only much do you have that I'll make a phone?
I'll cut you up for one!
You're cheating!
Oh, how the hell did you just do that?
You're not cheating!
You're not cheating!
Oh, US is better.
Oh, no, yeah, we're going to get Australia next.
What's this? I'm just kidding.
Oh, she got Australia easy!
Oh, God, God, tell anyone,
she was going to win this one 100%
and we're going to be able to get to a proper sign of fight.
100%, 100%.
You're still giving motherfucking things
Oh, it's coming!
What's going on?
Wait, wait, I'm gonna take you. Wait there.
Okay.
Where's your workforce?
Fuck you!
Cuba, I'll be happy, okay?
I'm your president, fuck you!
Coming!
He's not gonna get to Guba, he's forsaking and taking him out, bruh.
Hey, follow me, follow me, Mr. President.
Follow me, follow me, follow me!
Is he red and white, is he red and white?
Yeah, I can tell by the way they play Q is a nice one.
Oh my god, look at the savage edge.
Yeah, yeah, they triple-strew that guy.
Oh, wait, it's Super 2.
That guy's getting hit by spikes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh no, no, no, no, not yet.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1v1, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Holy crap! Holy crap!
He stood up! He stood up!
He stood up! He stood up!
His dick beat his ass!
Oh my god! He stood up!
No way!
No way!
No way!
Hey, Cuba, why?
No way.
No way.
No way.
Oh
My god, are you saying Cuba was in red? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Oh my god?
One of them was down peanut. He stood up. I saw that. Oh my god
That's how you finish
I'm sure you guys will go up and back.
What are the odds, I put my monthly check on you guys, you have to win, please.
We will win.
We will win.
Let me tell you something.
You will feed your family for generations, based on what you win today.
I
Cheat she jump it she jump it's go to uh, let's do
Twin Trials, it's a Twin Trials purple. Yeah
Okay, let's get the bomb
I got you I got you I actually don't use you this leave me nothing
Cocoa cheating, Cocoa cheating!
Take that shit back!
Cheat on your dad with your second pad, bitch!
Now shut up!
Hey!
Wait a second, why does my combat log say a hundred and ten help?
Good game, good game, good game, good game!
One tenth health on the combat log!
What am I seeing right now?
Good game, good game!
Hey, skirly shoot this one better.
Hey, good boot!
He has massive cocks
this is it this is it final battle final battle
fuck this boys fucking
let's go
this is not even for the people of muslim crisis
fuck you kuba fuck kuba
fuck kuba is fucking shitty
let's go kuba let's go kuba number one kuba on top
fuck kuba
fuck kuba
no no no
North america
fuck kuba
fuck the money ways
no fuck you
listen silky
kuba number one
turn on your light
turn on your light
WHAAAAAT?!
Holy shit!
That worked!
That was nasty.
Whoaaa!
WOOOOH!
Go f***ing there's a sign dude!
That's what it's all about right there!
That's what it's all about right there!
That's what it's all about right there!
That's what it's all about right there!
Absolutely beautiful.
And then after that,
you can't do this, okay?
if you want to see what we're doing upstairs, hold on a minute
I'm gonna make a statement
uh, yes, yes, yes
then
you know what I'm saying?
sheeeeeee
yes sir
now what's up
cocoa's nuts
gg's cocoa
good job, good job
go ahead, Mr. President, use the microphone, please
yes sir
they're coming, they're coming
okay
We all know that Cuba is just Russians in disguise.
We strike fear to their hearts and air, gentlemen.
And FDB the first to say.
And just like we destroyed them on this battlefield,
he will destroy their entire country and win life!
You want a chain?
You want a chain?
You want a chain?
You want a chain?
You want a chain?
You want a chain?
You want a chain?
You want a chain?
Extraterrestrial
Let's get out of here
Alright, come donate to Albania while you're at it
I need to give you a signal for a
Mr. President
I need this. Where's Coopat? What the hell?
Do you have a safe confrontation to bring this home for home?
Yes, let me, uh, what do you want to say? I'm talking to Coopat.
Coopat, do you have a safe way to get home right now?
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting a helicopter right now.
Okay, we're getting to Heli right now. They're flying over.
He's here, he's here.
Oh, is that him?
All right, all right.
Oh, that's yeah, that's my ride. That's my ride.
By the way, I'm ready to go.
Got me into a rush.
Mr. Coopat, would you, would you please?
Mr. Coop, follow me, Mr. Coopat.
Right here.
Let's get that children board.
Oh, shit.
I
Didn't even stand a chance
I didn't even stand a chance go cool oil. Did he must die?
None of us died flawless baby flawless flawless wait here, please
We just piece them up
I got that fire in my heart right now, once I got that eye of the tiger, I got that eye
of the hybium, that eye of the hybium, once I got that fire, I got that fire, that flame.
He said wait here for the sulfur, I'm inside of a metal building of southeast of the Coliseum.
I'm in a building at the top middle of v 17 and see coming down correct me
And I'm parallel with the North Korea birthed Albania. I don't know what that means
You're coming right to us you're right towards me. That's the building right in front of you
No, I'm in there in the front door. You might open this door. He's outside
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'll turn this off!
Woooooo!
It's the god, Mr. Koop!
I just kind of voted to win and revoked it. That's why they want to do it. I knew we were gonna win.
Dude, did Koopin say about 10% more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was just a loss.
They could have 100% more!
Those guys fucking suck!
guys are ass 15 minutes to a force video okay hold on see 50 minutes oh that's
probably the moon video boys 15 minutes to a force video that's why the moon
thing stop whatever you only only almost killed your teammate once we're so
proud thank you mr. lamp thank you sir thank you mr. lamp get it up be and get
and get ready because in 50 minutes video it's gonna be the final new piece
I think yep guys I missed the mood event yeah it's a little bit just get
it up I don't know what's gonna happen okay I guarantee you it's the mood event
and the final new pieces on the moon I'll get ready I'll get a kid I'll get a
I'll get it on boys. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm guessing you're saying
I'm gonna be cinnamon. I guarantee you it's them
It's a video about the moon and the last piece of the new because of the moon hundred percent hundred and fifty percent hundred fifty percent
hundred fifty percent
Good job on this
We gotta get ourselves kid up you knew weapons do harm or do everything
Oh, Mr. Deepwater, Mr. Gluff, Mr. Hamzoid, my boy's good, man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Well, probably going to get ported to a different server.
We'll see.
Okay, check out, check the M's.
Oh, okay, right.
Yep, yep, okay.
Oh
Okay, no, I won't leak it. I won't leak it. Okay. Okay. Yeah, no, okay. Got it got it got it. Yeah, okay
I got it. Okay
You'll know soon up you'll know very soon you know very soon boys. I've always I can't leak it cuz you know
I'm a streamer. They'll just hear it
It's a twist there's a twist there's a twist there's a twist boys. There's a twist boys
Highly competent to personally stop
Now see a new kid also if you need a re-kick go to the nut house kept going to the house guys
Well, have you refloated cuz your last time there was out of there. Yeah, I got them to refold everything. It's already full. Thanks. Watch this watch
I
Saw a Ukraine war video the other day and the bros were totally watching you from their drone proof bunker
I can hear the work flies in the audio. That's motion
I have calculated that motion
Is that is that motion is that motion?
That's oh that is motion
All right
All right, that's that motion
That's motion
I'm probably gonna say got motion. We ain't got no motion
Yeah
Yeah
Oh
Focin Magsie
Sorry
Yeah, you said that house we boys why about 10 minutes away
First one not yet. I need a
Not yet, but I'll let you know boss. Don't you worry? Thank you brother
I got excited to fly helicopters.
Wait, wait, wait.
First one, I need to use something.
Oh.
Thank you, sir.
You've done America proud.
I should power down.
I should power down.
I should power down.
I should power down.
I should power down.
I should say.
What the fuck are you saying?
I just say gentlemen, what did I just say?
I knew it.
I knew it.
Hell yeah, brother hell.
Damn brother hell, yeah.
It's not the Queen Tower.
Hey, let me tell you something,
that's the best damn pilot in the seven seas.
We gotta get some buddies.
Oh, oh damn, you weren't kid-missing, Coco.
I didn't have to go up to the top floor, I'm stuck.
That's the president life, baby
We've had to go to the top floor a fucking stack
By the way, dude coconut. Did they reduce the bleeding on the server? Yeah, they did
really
Thank God that shit is so annoying
That shit is so annoying
as well he's very close to the nuttles
look at him look at him I don't see him I don't see him
he's uh... like...
oh shit!
he's behind the wooden things he built a little cave around to the nut house
around to the nut house
I thought he was running but he was at the empty fortnight empty fortnight
I killed him I killed him I killed him
hey who is it what's his name what's his name
fuck him you got him
whoo
oh my god
whoo
There he is!
There he is!
There's another one!
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, no, no, no.
Let's see, this guy right next to me, Coco, yeah?
Is that the guy on the right?
Yeah, the guy on the full kids.
The ball, who the hell's the ball?
I have no idea.
Okay.
Who the hell is that guy?
Hey! Hey! That's me coconut, you dumb bitch!
Yeah!
Yeah, come here. Clap that six.
Clap those six.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Thank you, Chef. Thank you, Chef. Thank you.
Little sound jump, little sound jump.
you're good, you're good, I'm good, I'm good, you know, there's no names in everybody
Oh, yeah, it leads you to the left a little bit.
I'm gonna sit in the White House, wait for this announcement.
Do you want me to find out what, like, 5-inch?
Uh, whatchamacallit, ready to run in India?
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
And they feel in the bottom right because they had an alliance with India and Iran who weren't in our alliance and it's...
I don't fucking know what happened. It just got messy.
So they rock up Saudi Arabia gets absolutely pummeled and
Everybody leaves here. I send people all
Die, we don't come in the bucket. We go back to the bucket. Don't worry about it. Next thing I know
everybody's pissed
How does it affect us like where we at? Are we okay?
I don't know one of the things I want to talk to you about is when this new
Are we still here for Shay?
I have two theories.
It's either going to be we take off from the launch site
and go to the moon, or we all do mystical teleportation
magic and Jutsu when we end up on the moon.
Either way, I fully expect there to be.
We need to fly.
Yeah.
I'm getting them ready right now.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
How we go with Shepi's a lot.
Oh.
Oh.
to appear my fellow buddy later coating the people behind as recently lost his
father was a police officer firefighter who was killed in the light of duty
he gave his family a sound 10,000 blessing mr. peanut bad fish it in the
box 729 26
oh god speed colton family god speed brothers god speed boys
hi oh my goodness thank you for your service brother thank you for the
service towards America you did
Colton gave a great man a great man
oh my goodness thank you for your service
brother god bless god bless Colton and
his family god bless Colton and his
family. Oh, you guys were
absolutely getting pummeled and
has a fluid right to right to
have right there. Right. Right.
Right. Like I told him I was
like, you guys didn't have a plan
to actually get that nuke if
something happened and not even
20 minutes later, 90 people on
your base. So yeah, I should
raise. Wow. What's the A.I.
Sudbury saying how long how long
to the video? How long do they
15 minutes
I have had no food. I'm just sitting on silly. I'm in a time warp right now. I'm gonna time
Seven more minutes. I would still hear would still hear we're still on
Got some snacks boys or something a little break a little break away from the video get your snacks get your waters
It's your waters. Get you
Is it's about to get fucking crazy, it's about to get fucking crazy here in about five minutes
Joel and medium
You got some food coming. Yeah, let me get some food coming too. We're about to go. We're about to go on
I'm gonna need some replenishment. I'm gonna eat your personal good to give us
Me to refreshment
We're gonna have to
What happens with it is delicious or is not have a good house?
You know what you must do a cow from Italy a cow from Italy
Everything's from just Italy
With that super secret a carrier pigeon system that we're setting up who do you want added?
I don't even know shit
Keep it keep it low Keith right now
I'll get you I'll get you more names once I talk to people because I haven't had a chance to talk to anybody like the last
literally three hours
Is this the whole game?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I've seen this guy before, but on the last level, oh I see the
The circles are getting closer together.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, how complex.
Oh my goodness, how complex.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
That's for president.
What?
What?
What's up?
What are you doing?
Shut the presidential high school in this bitch.
I'm going crazy right now. I'm going crazy
I'm already at level eight boys
No you won't!
No you won't!
No you won't!
I'm never gonna die!
I never gonna die never gonna die
That's where you're on level 11
Yeah, catch it up. Let's go level four. I'm beaming this hole. Oh
I'm not a mark pal. I'm gonna accuse of hacks after this. I've missed a single shot
For the last two days of this event, satellites have been crashing down from space onto this
planet.
But I think it's time to officially show you where these things are coming from.
Welcome to the moon.
You the player have the opportunity to come here and potentially win 3 prizes to bring
back to earth.
On this moon are 2 nukes and the third and final nuke piece.
On the moon you only have one life and when you die you're kicked back to earth.
The nukes and nuke piece will be in shuna crates and after unlocking them you'll need to hold
onto them until the timer is up and whoever is holding each prize when the event time
is up, we'll receive them back on Earth.
But there's a cost.
Not everyone is going to the moon because you need to pay a scrap fee in order to buy
your moon ticket.
That scrap amount will be sent into disparate announcements.
Now you have to figure out which soldiers you'll be sending to the moon and do you attack
other countries in order to prevent them from going to the moon.
Tomorrow is the moon event and you have until this time on your screen to buy your moon
ticket until this offer disappears. The move events will be taking place at 5 p.m. Eastern.
Good luck.
What?
It's tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Yes, tomorrow.
What?
Fuck.
There we go right now.
I thought so too.
I was fucking ready.
Tomorrow?
I'm scared, my boy.
Tomorrow?
Fuck.
Tomorrow?
What the fuck?
Are you sure they didn't want you?
No, they didn't want me.
They didn't want me.
They didn't want me.
They didn't want me.
They didn't want me.
They didn't want me.
Are you sure that that's not an accident I don't I don't think so I thought it was today
I don't say maybe it was an accident maybe it's an action maybe maybe you made this like maybe with the races yesterday
What food tomorrow
I
Don't move today. Oh man. Yeah, it's the finale
Fuck fuck
What the hell something street wall yeah, I guess I got I guess I got a street tomorrow
Shit!
It's gonna relax!
It's a pizza!
We're watching TV shows!
Oh, shit!
Shit!
Alright, well, I guess we do some rates today then.
Alright!
I guess we send our shifts out of the rates.
I'll stream tomorrow then I'll take Monday off.
Smart idea.
That's a good idea.
sleep then I'm fucking in I'm so in I'm so in I'm so it
oh I'm gonna eat food I eat food so bad if I keep drinking without any food I'm
gonna I'm gonna die in like three hours honest way Saudi Arabia oh why should we
go take out whoever's gonna be the most challenging on the moon yeah yeah
We sent them back as a scrap right if you have a moon ticket and you die. Can you use another moon ticket?
No, no, it's one. It's one life one life. Yeah, but is it one life per moon ticket or one life per person?
If you die, could you just buy another moon ticket?
Well, I feel like it's gonna get kicked off the moon server like it's gonna be a different server
And you guys gonna get kicked off the way this one baby. Yeah
We'll be good to know
Okay, this is what I say we do
Okay, I see guys. I'm not gonna lie to you. We does everybody go to the moon at the same time
He not there's one right per person. It's one ticket per person. Okay guys. Okay guys
So you cannot buy two moon tickets once you're dead you're dead. Good dad. It's over. I see this what we do then
We can you build on the moon? No, no, you can't I don't I don't think so. He placed at least wooden walls
Probably yeah, probably then I said we go up there with our guys. We place wooden walls and
And we have all of our allies by all of our adversaries until there's like not that many guys left
So the server isn't lagging. You can see all the names and then we pop out
Yeah
Because they can't come back once you're dead they're dead so they'll only be like a couple guys
Cannon fodder
We use all the other countries as cannon fodder and then when everybody's fucking died we move and we take the dude
P P P P P. Come to the out main compound we're going.
Where we going?
Oh shit, oh god, don't let it!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Coop, where you at? Coop!
I need Coop.
We gotta- we gotta go, we gotta go!
I'm going to the Air Force, I'm going to the Air Force, good luck guys.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I
At least another stack of it will admit about I'm in this bitch book. I'm gonna flay us
Oh, well I fuck so many guys who's me so many guys
We're gonna fuck them the professional guy fuck. Oh, yeah
This place is only 5. I like this place. This place is only 5.
Oh.
Alright guys.
Wait, who's under attack group? What's they said?
Uh, S.A.H. I don't know what that is.
What country is S.A.?
What is that?
Honestly, if I got my break before I show this, I agree about an HMMD, Saudi Arabia,
South Hawaii, South Korea, say hi, say hi, is there a say hi team?
Oh
South America
We let me look we're our team it's gonna be it's gonna be it's not gonna show us our guys I don't think
Hey, Koop, what square are we going?
I have no idea.
Alright, let me ask, let me ask Coconut.
Coconut, where is this fight happening?
X-17, X-17.
X-17, X-17, Koop, X-17.
X-17.
Oh, shit, we need to take this attack early out.
Got it, got it, got it.
Get in the back, get in the back, get in the back.
You need close, you need close.
This is us, so we're gonna get down, we're gonna get down.
Check out the other side, check out the other side.
We're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
Let's go, Peter!
Let's see the helicopter!
The helicopter didn't explode, let's go take it, let's go take it!
Oh, let's go see it, let's go see it!
We'll be down on you, I'll fly it back, I'll fly it back.
I'm gonna grab this stuff too, I have a whole empty backpack, I'm gonna grab this stuff and I'll be back.
I see the body.
Go, go, go!
Oh, too massive.
Weird.
Alright, where are they cooking?
What were they cooking?
Well, I think his body's traveling away.
Oh, do I see the saddle of it?
What do I do?
I think that's the other guy, too.
Oh, you use it, pussy.
You use it.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Wait, I need to pull that backpack down, too.
I'm getting it all.
Yeah, I'm getting it all.
I need to pull that backpack, too.
Oh
They're backpack oh
This was empty
I'm coming up going you also have a backpack below
Little something something little sunshine for those tackles on
I think it's both empty.
Well, I think I have taken a little time.
Let me take the other backpack one second.
And that one's empty too.
I'm grabbing the last thing and then I'm heading back to short.
It's lagging! You want it to be oxygen!
What?!
Oh
What the hell I thought he said you would watch in the skies
Okay, we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go
Can somebody drop me off with this helicopter?
I'll come at us quick, like a homie.
Can you just give me a quick drop off, just a quick drop off.
Yeah, sure.
Do you need a kit?
No, no, I don't need a kit. P-21, P-21.
P-21. Thank you, boss, thank you, boss.
We're going back, boys!
You said P-21, right?
Yeah, P-21, P-21.
We got to go low because of the stands really quick.
Coop!
Coop!
Back this way!
Okay, Coop.
He's fucking not.
Is he not seeing us come over here?
How did you do it?
Alright.
fucking not.
Is your idea coming over here?
How did you do it?
All right.
There might be another helicopter here.
You might have to shoot to what I'm not certain.
Oh, that's not a good shot.
Yeah, but we're getting locked on to it.
They're probably here.
I got right here at the shore, right at the fishing village.
I
Know they are there they are that's not us. Helly, right?
That's a no no no wait that's the guys who shot out of the heli you to kill us you guys are those guys are bad guys
Just push it the fishing village, okay, right, and then we'll kill him
Just like we do it up just like we do it up fantastic
We could do good.
We could do good.
Good, good, good, good.
Oh, fantastic.
Fantastic.
You had those guys get back there so fast.
We were only out there for like 30 seconds.
Coobe.
Mr. Coobe.
Hello, good sir, Mr. Coobe.
Sidney, what happened to you?
Yesterday you and the bungalow eaters called my friend diddy instead of
Just to let you know this is now his nickname
But we could be in service by
20 cent USA USA
It's mine and my husband's 60-year-old wedding anniversary today.
What's the best piece of relationship advice you got off your little peanut shell?
Oh, God, I don't get it. Give me the boards.
There's a 50-50 to it.
Toss up a coin. Toss up a coin.
Toss up a coin.
I... I...
And then sometimes...
I mean, sometimes...
Sometimes in relationship sometimes...
One of them becomes gay or something. I don't know.
Um, that doesn't usually work out for the relationship. I think sometimes.
Uh, don't...
If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to ask.
Who doesn't hesitate to ask? I'm at your service.
I'm at your service!
What the fuck? These guys are basically coops!
Lock and load!
Ah, we're getting targeted again!
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh, this is not going well.
This is not going how I envisioned it.
This is not how, this is, this is not going in my, in my mind.
I had, we got to shoot him.
And then, and then, and then we're going to win.
And, and that's, that's not how it's going.
That is not how it's going right now.
Oh
What's their time in the time
They're done. It's our boy. They're not done
Mr.. Koop mr. Koop
Mr.. Koop just drop me off at my dead body. I'm gonna I'm gonna cover myself
We might guns to be the bottom of the ocean
Hey, my guns to be the bottom of the ocean this won't work
Fuck it. We'll just give it a shot. Hopefully the water's shallow.
Just get a new kid. Just get a new kid.
Wait, okay.
No, no, fuck it. Let's get a new kid.
R.C. Fuck all these guys. Let's go to the rain.
Wait, uh...
I don't have the code.
Uh-oh.
Okay, okay, okay, dude.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Did you like gaming?
Also, do you have a bed in here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I do not have a bed here
You know how much I can have
We're going airborne, Mr. Cooper! We're going airborne!
Oh shit! They're outside! What the fuck?!
A baby from Pee-Loose.
What the hell is going on?!
Who are all these people?!
What- what time is the time?!
What time's the time?!
Did you get him boys did you get him hey, I knew it's nice
Did you get him boys did you get him?
Did you get it? Oh, thank goodness. Oh good work boys. All right now. Let's go to the battle
I haven't even died once. I'm taking out like 50 rushes. It's just easy. I can do this in my sleep.
What the hell? Yeah, Elisrater!
Why did you kill me?
Oh, that was the turret. That was the turret.
Pick me up, Greta. Greta, pick me up.
Right down the door to the war. Now that we've lost three full kids.
First try first try first try first try first try first try
It was it was x17 x17 which is offer fuck
All of the team know let the team leave the white mouth
What's X17 X17 X17
X17
You guys what country is that in the world?
Right there.
What country is that?
That's
What is that?
I think there is an Israel team.
That's gotta be Saudi Arabia.
Dude, stand there, Mr. Goop.
Get in, stand there.
Who are the good guys and the bad guys?
Oh, there's a guy.
Oh, there's a guy.
Oh, there's a guy.
I'm going in, goop!
Fucking no point!
Oh shit!
Shit, we just have a bioteep on it.
I got one Mr. Koop, I got one!
Hell yeah!
Run, get him!
You're a lifesaver Koop. I was getting shot by my own team.
Oh, you got to heal me!
Oh shit, oh god, I got you!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
Oh, I'm gonna do that!
I'll be sticking it, I'll be sticking it, I'll be sticking it!
You have some extra guns?
I got an FB5 as well, not too shabby.
Things are going pretty good.
Things are going pretty good.
Guys, guys, okay.
I have an idea.
We'll do it again!
Oh, yeah!
Should we go kill these Cubans at the fishing village?
Maybe, maybe, yeah.
Looks like we have a team that can loot them,
so we don't have to worry about you getting out.
Oh, you're good to go.
We'll pick it.
All right.
Let me drop off some ammo so I don't lose it.
I'll drop it this time in his mouth.
I gotta give you the code, I'll give you the code.
You're as fucking as you are. Let's go back to the war effort.
Fuck the Cubans.
Oh my god, where is Sam? I'm gonna kill so many Russians.
What button do I use to shoot the Russians?
Oh shit. Oh shit, maybe you should fly. You fly.
Oh shit!
You got that, Coop? You fly!
You fly!
You fly.
I'll be down here waiting for you.
We'll fly later. Coop really likes to fly. So we'll let him fly.
for now. Oh, yep, yep. Oh, I'm actually out of trinkets. Do you have any extra
trinkets? Oh, thank you much. Thank you much. How was that? Fine. Are you impressed?
Do you have any extra trinkets? Yeah, that was good. Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Okay, okay, okay.
Match?
Alright, let's run!
Match?
I can use you, man.
Sure, you can use you next match.
Hey, give him a match. Give him a match. Give him a match. Give him a match.
He's watching. He's watching.
Alright, go, go, go, go, go!
Back to the war front!
Hell yeah!
Honestly, best pilot I've ever seen was...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, I think I can do that.
Let's leave you.
That was on purpose.
To be black, that was not perfect.
Oh shit! Excuse me!
Oh my god!
Look at that!
Oh!
I'm gonna do a little like...
Okay, I call this, uh, I'm gonna like lift up my skirt, you ready?
Okay, alright, got it, okay, got it.
Got it, got it!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
It's out of your coop!
Neil!
I am! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
back to the water!
Shot him once.
I don't think they liked what I did.
I showed them.
They don't like what I did.
I went to scare them.
I hit him one time.
I hit him one time.
It's a goop.
We did pretty good there.
I'm deafened.
Are you guys, are you guys winning?
I am.
I am a goon.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
We're in.
I thought Japan was our friend.
Yeah, but then Asia formed together to wait at Saudi Arabia for our allies.
So we ended up in Saudi Arabia.
I told Asia not to do this. It's a bad move.
That one guy who was talking to us earlier from the spot it was right,
Asia was doing some shib.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh, are you with me, Lange, on top again?
Uh, yo, let's do it!
Let's ride!
Okay, okay, okay.
Like it's old boys!
I just killed two guys from Kuba in an tech alley
and they tied me to Russian
and stuck this dick till bone
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Maybe after like 5 minutes!
In 2 minutes!
Yo, who did you take guys?
Who did you take guys?
I'm a pain in the neck!
You're a judge of the fucking place!
Do a drive-in movie, dude!
I'm gonna make babies with you, Pena!
Fuck you, Pena!
Get me out of here!
Do you want it? Do you want it?
What the fuck?
It's not over!
Listen!
get those points! America's under attack!
Did you get anything? Did you get out with anything?
No, I got two metal face mats, two skirts, and one, uh, uh,
roadside testing.
Not too shabby! Not too shabby!
And I give like four guys.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
I
Get my boy
Thank you, brothers. Let's go save America. Let's go save
One guy trying to move in.
I'm gonna come to the top of it.
You wanna come back?
I wear-
We're only here to meet you.
Where they at, boys? Where they at?
You can't fall, man.
Hey, fuck him up!
Can you give him some frags and uh...
It was here, man!
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm putting garage doors-
Wait.
I wanna put garage doors down.
We have teeth in the nut room.
Wait, look why you said the White House was under attack.
That's what you call motion.
What? We got here and the ring is done.
Oh, let's get back to them.
Let's get back to the war front.
We saved America, gentlemen.
We can get all of us in USA in that moon
Typical bad Intel. I think there was like just like a small forcing I that's probably what those guys to the tube. I was doing
Who's walking on to us right now
I
Alright, Mr. Cooper, I want you to drop me right on top of that building
Yes, master
Today's just rain
Yeah, the fuck with them.
I'm a little stoned by you, like you murdered them that time.
Be quiet, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me see you take it, let me see you take it.
Be alright, be.
Wait.
Wait, don't drop me yet, don't drop me yet!
There's no scope to my game, right?
No, like, I'm gonna make some shit.
Oh, they're cool.
Oh, that's 16 exemptors to shit.
Wait, I'm fixing my shot, wait, give me a second, guys.
Give me a second.
Aww.
Take me, Jesus, call the clock!
Here we go!
I put me down, dude! Put me down!
Fuck!
Fuck!
You know how it goes, she runs
So I ask her to the glitter
Up in the car
She don't live that far
Say she love her person, they ain't sure
You know I'm the player
We can go that first, I bust the youth
Put up to a spot
She a better park, it's getting dark
My cock on my lap
I'm just thinking smart
So she house down
She switchin' the sheets
This week is thickin' thick
She got too many
It's if she ain't back out
Then she don't live
Let me know how it goes
So I pick it up
There's some slowest books
And it's cause three of them
Mama of the six and done
I'm a cop, and I see a truck, they just pulling up somewhere hot now
A big goofy nigga, he tryna look tough, I'm like what, what he tryna do?
So I'll touch my move, but he can't walk, and he don't want no smoke boy
He not pulling poochies, got no time, oh let's do the bitch, do the bitch, do the bitch
Roll the cop, wouldn't do the clip, but I'm taking me to the bitch, oh
Mad at the smoke, you know what I'm saying, don't you have a smoke?
So I'll bust the door, to the fuck, and I'll fuck you, I'll fuck you, I'm a bitch, do the bitch, do the bitch
I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore
I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore
My head was blank, you know I had a vision
But it's not, so I'll ask you
To get a better picture of that
She walked out, she stopped in the tracks
And get this done
Oh, we should not like fireballs, boys
We should not like fireballs
That's what we do to ratio
Let's give it a bigger shot
Let's give it a bigger shot
Let's do it again
We keep breaking up, we keep breaking them down
All right guys, that wasn't so fucking fun was it fuck you get up
Wait, wait, wait, hold on
What
I'm a hungry hungry hippo. I'm a hungry hippo
I opened the door for you. Can you unlock this? Can you unlock this thing?
Oh, there's nothing in here. It's not really anything. It's a backpack here.
Just move from the back. Move the acute from the backpack.
All right boys, I'm gonna go save America.
You're too bad.
Stop spitting the past, all right.
This one's the best.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
You see how when you were cooking,
we were cooking.
We got five of them.
We got five of those communist bastards.
You see that?
You see that?
Sheesh!
Which I should go back with.
Mr. Coop, Mr. Coop.
Mr. Coop, I got five bullets! I got five bullets before I died!
I'm not even joking here then!
Yo, what if we take a scrappy with a bunch of people and we land right there?
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Hop in!
You want a scrappy?
Like, it's just, I don't want to be like, negative, it's gonna be very slow.
Yeah, yeah, we're GK, we're GK.
I'm just Reggie's.
I'm with a shot at having kids, lost my fucking board.
Fuck you, Jenna!
I can't keep getting away with this, Tina.
I just fought for a fucking country.
You know how many communists I just put to the X?
Let me tell you something, Jenna.
You haven't seen the things I've seen out there.
I kill communists for breakfast lunch and dinner, that's all I know.
That's all I know is killing communists!
Those sons of bitches!
They want to destroy our way of life!
Between now, aren't you?
What did you say?
That's my guess.
Why?
I said you're really good at this.
Oh, I'm good at this.
Watch it.
Look how good I am.
Watch this.
John Jay, pretend you're a communist.
You see that?
You see that?
That's what I'm doing all day long.
Yeah, okay, I'll take care of it.
I'll be talking to you in a minute.
We're the next son of a fucking great-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother!
I'm talking about America!
I'm talking about America!
Where is he?
I knew he wasn't coming.
The unit has killed the president of the United States of these Americas, you communist.
I'll do it again give me that guy
hey gentlemen I'm sure you want to take it I won't tell anyone
I won't tell anyone
where's Koopad?
oh shit I think he's coming
he's coming over here baby
ahhhhhh
where's Koopad?
hey Koogle Koogle
Koogle you head back to the war front
uh i'm an asian no i'm back at home we're readying up for a big raid what really yeah big
raid because we're not oh yeah we're not doing we're not doing the moon today so we might as
well hit like a big country a big hitter yeah set him back yeah yeah wait do we
hey kubai do it do we stop that raid is it over yeah it's over Saudi Arabia is over
Wait, we can... I'm personally gonna say Asia is the worst.
No, we fucked Asia.
Oh, alright! We need to get grip and pull!
Well, me and Cooper gonna finish off the rest of the... Asians.
Take him out. Take him to fuck out.
I'm on it, boss.
There's still a couple stragglers inside that raid base, me and Cooper.
It's our... I'll strike freedom into their hearts today, Mr. Coconut.
Let them fuckin' feel the wrath!
Oh, let them feel the wrath!
Only sixty-nine.
They think that they can escape with their lives, those last few.
But let me tell you, when we come, we come for it all.
Oh, no.
We didn't come for just most of them, Mr. Coconut.
We think that we're the most beautiful.
Every single goddamn one of those Asians...
Watch me, these people!
...they're killing them all.
Man!
I'm Asian. I'm Asian.
Want to kill?
I am Asian. I'm Asian. I'm RPing on a Twitch event.
This is an invention I'm seeing.
And the game!
I'm not having any balls with the Asians.
Actually, I don't like some Asians.
That's going to get planted, but we need people that are going to go!
Yeah, I think the color of their s-
We need people that are going to go over to Asia with us! That's what I meant!
We need people that's going over to Asia with us!
Mm-mm-mm.
I-I-I-I didn't know how else to say that, Mr. Cooper.
Oh, yeah!
We need some longer fuel, too!
We need some longer fuel!
Offer it!
We need troops, boys! We need, like, two or three more troops!
See what in there? Oh yeah, there's a ton of guys in there.
Boys, we're going to Asia! We're going to...
What do you need? What do you need?
We need able-bodied men.
We got guns and gear and...
Oh, excellent rocks.
I'm an able-bodied man.
Excellent rock.
Thank you.
That's a nice looking rock.
Thank you, thank you.
You want to come? Let's raise your legs.
Hi, I'm base bitch, so no, I'm okay.
No, no, no, you gotta come up and kill the Asians.
I mean if you want me to I can't but come on
I got a rock that's all that matters you know what I'll just take the gun off of
the person I present in murders.
Hell yeah, brother, hell yeah.
Oh, you sure?
Dance today, brother.
Well, listen, boys, about half way through that water,
I'm going to start blasting love so-so's into my eardrums.
I suggest you do the same.
Guys, where are we going?
These bitches, you do love them so-
Fuck you, Jay.
How you going to hell?
Let's just put this aside for battle.
All right, OK.
Common enemy.
Communists.
That's probably a better way to say it. Yeah, I would say it differently.
A COMUNIST! COMUNIST!
I'm a dictator, not a communist.
I don't know what that means, but, okay.
Alright, okay, alright.
Alright, alright.
Who's our pilot, Ed?
He's freaking out about low grade.
How do you not know what a dictator is? You're not real, bro.
I know what a dictator is, you son of a bitch.
I just don't know what the hell you're talking about. You're talking fucking crazy.
Crazy
You just said you're not a communist
Dictated that I could explain to you 20 different ways that he makes these sense
First off we got Santa Claus here. All right big taters don't hang out with Santa. That's your first one
I love Santa!
Oh, oh.
Well, then you're not a dictator!
You can sit on my lap.
Santa and I go way back.
Big taters love Krampus.
I've never seen that.
Where is John?
Hmm.
Someone's basking for him.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Can you scooch any drop my backpack of wood on the ground?
Wait.
Yeah, can you scooch over Big Butt?
Oh, so that's the president big buck to you acting like you're the president or something
You see it flopping you see it flopping bbl president bbl president
All right, what's that what's the eta? Let's get out of here. Nope. No, I don't
oh
Oh, it's lucky we got 69 shit. This is a one-way trip boys knocking love nice
We got a day from America
Take some drip take some drip
Let me tell you something boys. There's literally zero chance of any of us come back from this battle
But I want you to know how honored I am to be here with you today.
We're going to kill communists like you've never seen before.
I will die by your side.
Yes, sir, brother, I won't drown until I die by your side.
Oh, hold on, you get low.
Sir, yes, sir.
I feel like we just got blue balled. My whole face.
Oh, you're floating.
Oh, shit, she's flying.
She's flying.
Shoot, and it's a bullet, sir.
It could wait.
I'm gonna get left behind
wait wait wait
moment of importance for you more or better
guys you wanna let you know
one thing
what
uh uh
this is what I'm talking about
move out of the way it's all mine
thank you Mr. Hoop
now let's ride
that was a good try
Oh shit!
That was a good one!
That was a good one!
Good!
Good!
Good!
Good!
Good!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Work always good work
Well, you know, how was that an instant? I wasn't wearing any armor. I was completely naked with every five. I
Probably should have got on it. I probably should have been in some type of armor
Yeah, that'll happen boys
That'll happen
Thank you for stopping that shit music the worst taste of music goes to you sir
This is you watching the scene got your arms crossed like
You sitting there you got your arms closed I'm not gonna enjoy any this but I'm gonna watch it
But I hate every second of it. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate everything. That's you. That's you right now
Shut up, pussy. Shut up. What you want me to play a home sweet Carolina?
Well, I invade Asia and kill 40 people. Is that what you want me to play? You want to play Moonlight Sonata?
Are you stupid? Are you a stupid bitch?
You see who's got-
You see the, what the hell is she talking about?
All right, let's go ourselves.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You know what I said, you know what I said.
You know what I said.
You know what I said.
What are those signs?
What are those signs?
Hmm.
You only killed one person?
Hell yeah, I did.
Hell yeah, I did.
Yes, I did.
Well done.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Okay, I don't care
I don't care what you think at least you got to do at least yeah, how many communists I just do I mean
You probably died off rip. Yeah, okay, buddy
I counted exactly how many chills he had and he killed
That's on the low end, that's on the low end, that's on the low end, whatever this, whatever.
DJ died when we were flying over, he didn't even make it to the end.
Yeah, I died to our alliance bro, I got slammed.
Oh that was the guy that got shot at, oh god.
Hold the logs dude, where's the ranking?
Oh, oh my god.
I haven't even joined coconut, I haven't joined boys yet.
You haven't been talking right away?
No, I haven't even ran the fuck away.
Hey Coco, we uh, we defeated Asia.
We defeated AJ, it's over.
We defeated him.
It's over? We defeated him. We defeated him. That's we did. That's gonna come.
That's gonna come by this back in the ass, isn't it?
I was gonna come back.
Listen, buddy. Listen, pal. Listen. They ain't gonna do nothing.
They ain't gonna do nothing.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, good.
Good.
Do nothing.
Yeah, I like, I see, are you kidding right now?
No, I'm completely naked.
I don't, like, two seconds.
Let's go over to, uh, let's go over to fucking, uh, Russia and go fuck with him.
What do you think?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going with oil reds.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, he was oil and like a couple others.
We do some covert ops mission.
No, she was small. Five Macs. Five Macs.
Yeah. Wait, I'm gonna put a base for us.
You're gonna build a base for us down there?
Yeah, I'm gonna go a little small, a little small base there for us so we can bank.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
What do I know what you're saying?
Whoever built this nut house is a genius. It's so perfect for like a small group
You got your box you put in here and it gets sucked up and then you get a kid that just makes a new kid
I tell you man, the troops are locked. They're locked in. You see this boys? Whoever built this for us
Oh, we should wait for him. We can go. I'll get everything ready though
So by the way, what's up in the mood? There was three things. What was all this stuff?
Man, I it's like two nukes and the final new piece.
Three nukes. That's three nukes then.
And so all the pieces of the nuke were completely nothing.
You can just grab a whole. No, no, no.
If you get three pieces, you get one nuke.
But if you go to the moon yet, you can just fucking get a nuke itself.
It kind of seems like the entire event was nothing compared to leading up to the.
What do you mean?
Well, you know, well, for the last three days, all these nations have been committing genocide
just to get like two new pieces.
And tomorrow you can just go to the moon and just grab two full nuclear bombs in one swoop.
True, true.
But, I mean, hey, like with the three pieces, it also makes for a storyline because you
kind of have to be diplomatic and you know, you could trade and work things out with other
each other.
Well, I just think I just think that they should have put the last piece down here if they were planning on putting two nukes on the boat
Yeah, yeah, that's probably true. Mm-hmm. Also, I'm pretty sure if I heard him correctly in that video
The nuke event does not end until everybody is dead except for one team
So I'm telling you we just hold up wait till everyone has killed each other
Because they can't leave with the new they can't run away put it in a base
You know I'm talking about they can't do that. He's with everybody's dad and then we just go fuck them
I mean shit man. Shit. You didn't want to get nuked this year. No, we're not getting nuked this year, no.
Dude, what if we got all three nukes? Like where do we send them?
Well, well I don't want to say that loud because you know...
I think it's obvious. First one's obvious he runs that. You know what? Fuck it. Let's nuke Russia three times.
fuck it we'll nuke Japan twice just like old time and then we'll nuke Russia
maybe but if we all see we have one more guy we gotta decide a minimum
Argentina or or we get to Canada Argentina or Chile is that they live
in Antarctica I don't know anything about Argentina or Chile so I really care
I'm ahead of the Cuba the Cubans we have a Cuban just Russia yeah but like
they're with the Russians like they're in cahoots like one-to-one you know I
mean they're not in cahoots they're literally just Russians the Argentina
in a lot the Cuban I mean Argentinians and Chileans no no no the Cubans the
Cuban yeah the Cubans are Russia they're just Russia they're just Russian
they're just Russian people living on Cuba looks like Cuba got nuked before
right here if I'm looking at this correctly M-22 we nuked them bastards
last year that's from the last years of that no no no that was the first event
ever it's just global war one nuke last year's event was well guys what country
I know it's South America. What country is this right there? What is that?
What's your space?
Argentina, okay, it looks like Argentina got bombed last global warfare. What country is this?
What country is that?
Africa, I don't think Africa is a country. Oh the Congo.
So they knew to the Congo the white before that and the first
Where's that boom
We get rated
Yeah, that's a big raid by the boomer or our Air Force
Okay, I'm gonna check let's check it out. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Yeah, we know they're not boomer. I have to really boom it
You want to say tower getting hit? It's our tower getting hit. They just hit the tower sir.
Oh god.
I've seen this movie before. There'll be one more strike.
Oh god.
And then for some reason the 7th building will fall inexplicably.
Oh shit we're just gonna blow up there from the inside.
Oh shit!
I'm gonna check it out. I'm going.
Who the fuck is this guy? Yo, why are you wearing all rights in armor? Who's this?
no
you change that jacket right now
you're dead from a dead Russian
no
where we going? where we going?
H20 H20
yeah let's go
go go go
we don't actually take down our towers
do we even have any towers down in H20?
they 20 yeah yeah those are our towers it they just hit it the tower just go
hip-sweep whoa what the hell you know we had a tower down here boys wait let's
talk to the Olympics is it the blue thing I think so now I see if I see
them all god they're on the blue thing they're on the blue thing yeah at least
at least we all fully armed. We're looking right at me.
Get him, go, go!
Eat him!
You got a key in there.
Come on, Mr. Coop. Throw up there, boss.
They're building? They're building?
Yeah. How are they building? They already get to see you?
God!
What the hell are you doing behind?
What? What?
What? Where? Where? Where? Where?
I don't even know from where. I just got shot by a Cuban.
I was just shot from behind, so I put up a wall and then I got shot from some other location.
How do you know where I got shot from?
There's the lighthouse. It's the lighthouse.
Oh, the lighthouse. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay.
Okay. Okay. We're gonna go. We're gonna go. We're gonna go. We're gonna go. We're gonna go.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, you do it.
Hi Doug. Nice to meet you there from Rodney's.
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
I'm coming back!
They're motoring us.
They're motorbooting us?
No!
Wait, maybe we should double check, make sure they are.
Yeah, we need air support, we need air support.
Should we get Coop in the air?
Yeah, yeah, if we get Coop in the air now.
Oh, Coop is out on the battlefield. I'll go find him.
Stay back where you go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You know, you okay?
Oh my god.
I see Coop. I see Coop. I'm just right behind him.
I'm just right behind him.
Coop!
Who got slotted? Who got slotted?
I think they're wearing our collars. Be careful. They're wearing our collars.
Got these Russians in such scumbags. Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Honestly dude, honestly?
They... God, they live in Russia.
What? The ultimate payback.
Holy crap.
Holy crap. Thank goodness. Thank God.
That's a cop.
Mr. Coop, Mr. Coop!
yes yes yes yes we gotta get the air boss you gotta get the air they're
powerless their power is all over they're already they're already in the
pop I guess I'm gonna rock a lot for them some HBs
yeah six HBs six HBs clean the armor
you don't believe that I already got HBs we have to exactly I can shoot them from the living
I only have like 6 to 5.
I need some armor. Do you see the armor?
Uh-uh.
Get back here.
No, I don't see the swingies.
Oh, oh, that's a parkour master.
Can you see? I got you.
Oh, please watch, please watch.
Is it finished?
He's a jerk, he's a jerk!
Fire let's run!
Don't shoot that bar in front of us, okay?
I'm gonna get him!
Don't shoot the bar!
Got it!
Fucking load, boys.
Fucking load.
I'm just making sure!
Because sometimes you do things!
Ah, no, no, I won't shoot the bar!
Don't worry, guys.
Excellent shot, excellent shot.
Hey, this is one of the lighthouse you should be walking down to give him.
Oh my God, they're fucking us up!
Oh, there's one guy that rocked with it.
I'm between you guys and the guy.
On the rock, you are left.
Hey, hey, hey.
You see that? You see that rock right there that I'm looking at?
Just drive me right past. I'm gonna shoot with an HV.
Yes master, yes.
Did your HPs even do anything in the server?
It won't kill him!
Oh!
It's like 75% damage, it's nothing!
Oh shit!
I fucking have to shoot him!
OH I HIT HIM! I HIT HIM! I HIT HIM! I HIT HIM!
He's low, he's low!
Hey!
Oh my sh-
I HIT HIM! I HIT YOU!
No, I didn't hit the guy!
I got idea!
There was a very close weather. Very close. Give me back up with that rock, guys!
He hit it!
Lock it low, dude! Lock it low!
It's there!
Hit it once, hit it once!
Oh my god, you hit it!
You hit it!
Fuck you, dude! Get out of here!
That's okay!
This guy's up in the thing!
He turned you so I can hear you
Get it now, dude!
Let's get that son of a bitch!
I'm on my way, baby.
Oh, look at that.
Over there in the sky!
Oh, hello.
Oh, we gotta get out of here quick.
fucking you communist piece of shit
fucking you communist piece of shit
oh wait oh John John John John John John John John
John John John you communist
no
oh come on
oh he's coming he's coming
who's this John
hey my son buddy my son
who's this
We should stop. We should stop. We should stop.
Oh, they got our coop. They got our stuff. They got our stuff.
One time, Mr. Coop! I'm going in!
I got your kid, man. I got your kid, dude.
I got my kid! I just got him!
Oh shit! I got another kid then!
That's Mr. Coops! That's Mr. Coops! Do you have any uh, syringes or ammo?
No, I'm poor, man. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I wish I could be better.
Got him!
That's much, much, much!
You're a fucking cheater, man!
I'm fucked!
You need these coverdust bastards!
They're everywhere!
I thought those were our guys that dressed up to these Russian pieces shit that literally dressed as our guys!
I can't tell who's who!
You're gonna come back, you're gonna come back!
Mr. Koop, Mr. Koop!
Mr. Koop, Mr. Koop!
Fuck you, Jenna!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, I cried for you!
Come on, Mr. Koop, come on, Mr. Koop!
Fuck you! What the fuck?
Peanut!
Fuck you, Jenna, fuck you!
Red, are you here?
I died because of you.
Oh, oh, where'd you go?
Ah!
Ah!
Who did that?
Oh, someone else!
Someone else!
Fucking sucks, I swear to God.
That was crazy.
I fucked up.
Get out of here!
You watch, you watch.
You watch.
Alright, let's move, let's move, let's move!
I'm flying let's run!
Oh I'm flying! I got to put the rockets in! I got to put the rockets in!
Let's run!
Put the rockets in! Put the rockets in!
Let's run!
Give me the guns! Give me the guns!
How do I make it so it stays on the ground and doesn't let control?
You fly you fly you try not it's very hard. Don't be careful. I'm a professional pilot. I'll give you tips
Oh, okay. Okay.
Here's my first time playing. First time.
Run! Run!
Eeeeeeeeh!
Is that us in the sky?
Oh, I don't think that's actually us though.
Uh, no one's there. No one's there.
It's not us!
Reload it. Reload it.
Shoot him out of the fucking sky!
Oh, we're gonna fuck him right here.
Got a driver, got a driver, got a driver down!
Oh
By the dodge
It's a guy that's a saying I
Guys Tony over this door people can you open the store? Yeah? I don't know the corner
I have to get back to the war front my people need me
Oh
This is gonna go out where we at we had to
We're running
Yeah, I just took down their helicopter
Honestly, might even be good enough safe to fly out. Yeah. Yeah, if you can get a heli, we're all cool. That'd be good. Oh
Shit comes to a life. Oh, mr. Coop. Mr. Coop
Did the helicopter blow up
Did the helicopter blow up or no?
We got it, we got it.
Oh yeah!
Oh let's run!
Must want a helicopter to the United States of America boys!
Bring that tree!
Let's run!
You killed them though, you killed them!
It's a Cali
Is that our balloon
Really coming his bastard
That's really easy communist he goes that easy
Come here Scott. You don't have the fight to go on like us
I don't know victory for the USA
I got it. I'll give it to you. Oh shoot it up. Let's see if he gets it's some goodies
U.S.A! U.S.A!
Good work out there, boys! Good work out there!
Excellent work, boys!
We did our country proud today, boys. We did our country proud.
Why is it only 480 please?
That's because you live in one of the countries that we just fought against.
That's why your steam looks like shit, sir.
Yeah!
Victory roll!
Go and work, Mr. Coop!
Now let's get home. Let's get home and die for something.
Oh, come on, guys!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Come on, come on, guys!
Go! Cook his time!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Sorry.
Beautiful.
Beautiful
Who they lose your money fucking bulges out here
In these stores
Work everybody
But, uh, they stole, uh, two seconds!
I gotta die two seconds ago.
His body was completely empty as hell it got to Scott.
Jesus Christ.
You can't have shit on this stuff, you can't have shit.
You can't have shit on this stuff, man.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hell yeah.
Oh.
Is this a victory scroll?
Yes, sir it is, boys.
Yes, sir it is.
Russia falls yet again, it gets easier every day boys
I said Google I
Could go watch the next step of the pack
They work out I think I'm gonna do a plan when we go to Russia and we set up a fob there
And we just do badly and they want to come counter. They can come counter us. Let's do it
That's an excellent idea. I love that idea. Bob Bradley.
That way we know who the enemy is. You want me to build the base?
The door is open.
Come on, let me go.
It's by itself.
I didn't have the broadcast near.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Share you are not American
I need to get some of what's in order to go good. I'm raw situated
All right, follow me gang. I'll be much
You should hear Jenna.
No one else would come as well.
What the fuck are you shooting at me?
I lost six minutes.
We're gaming.
We're going to fuck them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's Jenna?
He's a nasty, he's a nasty boy.
Where the hell is Jenna?
No, no, no, no, no.
Mr. President, you're shooting me.
Friendly fire.
You're shooting me.
You're shooting me.
You're shooting me.
You're shooting me.
You're shooting me.
You're shooting me.
You're shooting me.
You're shooting me.
fire well I'm not even talking about a fucking spread of the
minute back to more came back for more came back for more
who needs a K back to more Mr. President
I'm just goofing around, I'm just goofing around.
He's doing some dooboo goofing, boss.
He's doing some dooboo goofing.
He's doing some dooboo goofing, boss.
You know what let me out of here, please
Because you got my stuff
I have no idea
I'm secret. I had a full AK kid around two rocket launches 12. I'm lasties
Okay, okay
Yes, sorry, Mr. Coco. I was
Sorry boss fuck you
Oh, I don't know!
I don't know!
The fuck are you even touching a hero's ass, man?
These guys, you're trying to play the right thing, shit.
I'd rather cut my dick off than let these fuckers take this shit from us, man.
I freaked out.
He's motherfucking- your body's still here, P.
Thank you, good job.
I'm always back, I'm always back.
I'm coming up the right way now.
Hmm.
There was this crazy lady outside the main base.
She's pulling machete out of me and saying, she's saying, you're the king, I'm the king!
That could be Jennifer.
No, no, no, no.
Jennifer's the one I shot the rocket at. Oh my god. Oh my god. You see this? You see this?
I'm ready to go. Oh god, what? Oh, some jackass is so nice.
What's on your face?
What's on your face?
The gloves and one of the right, oh no no, just gloves.
Fantastic gloves, I specifically remember.
Yeah, he's in a bit of grit, I think.
Anybody have a backpack that can run me please?
Here, take the stuff.
Where's our stuff? He's in the compound?
Yeah, at the White House.
I'm coming up.
I don't need my stuff.
the sketchers slip on I could use I could use I got out of this but anyway
geez you don't mind if I throw in the rubs
alright here we go get you guys not my car all right we're taking this
helicopter right here coconut yeah the strap is scrappy yes I'm in whenever
you're ready Mike yes all right
but I know what good is coming oh oh mr. Jim bro will find his voice good man
good. Oh, man.
As the president used to be able to send the black to read on your enemies.
You'd spread first.
We need some social on these rates.
I just played shows that rock.
She that's what I would say.
We as a miracle, we have a B2 bomber.
Like every country should have like a special power.
And they're going to go inside with their real country.
Like we get a B2 Bomber.
Of course he gets like a drone.
I pray to God if the president of the three cab back in and blow us all up.
Oh my goodness.
The internet for the first time.
Shit.
I'm gonna get you two.
You're bombs.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Everybody gets like a special that only applies in their country.
That'd be sweet.
That'd be sweet.
What about you?
No, it's only 75% damage.
Hey, I can't get to the roof.
Can somebody fly me to the roof really fast?
Can I get a little pick up and drop off?
Yeah, Asia gets food.
Where?
Actually, the first time.
I think I got robbed.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Yes.
Yes.
Who are you guys?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I took the long route out.
Yeah.
I'm in the front
I'm in the front
I'm in the front
We're bringing all these guys
Oh my goodness
Is there a dress code?
What's going on?
I don't know I saw
I just joined them
I joined them
You might be too many
Let's try to fly to the helibase
I guess it's not going to fly
Let's go
I guess the next one is in that hang up.
Oh, thanks, watch out, watch out.
He's taking a headshot soldier.
Of course, of course.
Oh, it's huge! It's huge!
Oh my God! Holy shit! Thank you.
Cease!
Cease!
H-Happeniphone SE!
That's mad?
Oh, was that...
What the...
What the?
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
I guess you're doing that shit again?
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck, look at this!
Shit!
Oh, shit!
Come on, I'm smoking the p-
He's gonna kill Jenna just for fun!
Wait, who said that?
Who said that?
That's the one that made me an eyewitness!
Who said that?
It's Mike who said that we should kill genie just for five
Cuz I agree
Hardly
So like when's the moon thing
even lay flight of unsound.
That's a long time ago.
I've only heard about it before.
Are you sure I've heard of it?
Oh yeah, I need to be very careful.
I think it's a lot of things.
I think we're in the same area.
Oh, tell me about what the fuck is going on.
Oh, my bad.
Good.
Oh, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
I'll play flight of unsound.
We're on our next approach.
I don't know that.
I don't think I've heard of that.
Yeah, continue, bro.
That was nice.
He killed it.
That was a good one.
I'm stuck in my head now, bro.
D-Bitch, I love Sosa.
Rory's a-
I've never heard that song in my life.
Hey, Toyota!
That's a good song.
Wow, beautiful singing voice. Who sings that song again, Peanut?
Oh, we should keep it that way.
Hey, Jenna, we should keep you outside the helicopter, fall in gear, Chad.
PUSH HER OUT!
I want to see her fly.
No, she will crash.
You will recognize her way to the next fight, Iggy Doozy.
We probably see her soon.
I'll leave it there, yeah.
I
We there
What the fuck happened the six where you go
Who he's looked off I think
That's nice
The IP for more as much as Lucy's fire. I told you I told you I'm telling you the fucking fire that's your
I don't take sponsorships, I don't agree with that.
Like focus field fucking works, software is pretty fucking good.
I don't do sponsorships, I don't fucking like.
Completed all this apparently is like almost
Oh, that's true
We missed a hot chat.
Yeah, we're coming.
Yes, master, yes, master.
What's up, guys? Don't play out.
Knit the back.
Knit the road? Oh, yeah, road was crazy.
Spring is small, so we got to be on the back.
We're all the game to be on the point now.
We're getting shot up on this.
Oh, not this one.
What's this?
Put us down, we're sprayed out. Put us down.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, no, push up, push up, push up!
Oh, no, push up!
I'm gonna jump.
Push up, push up, push up!
I
Can use you
You
Kogo died
Wait, wait, wait, I'll go I'll go to his body was yet. We say in that mini
Hey back you voltage back
That's just not good.
You better not.
MAD!
MAD.
VULTURS.
MAD.
I'm not vulturing!
I'm not vulture!
HEY MAD YOU VULTURES!
BAD!
It's just going to have money back!
HEY!
HEY!
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
MADS.
No, I swear! Every time I try to do something good, every fucking third time I do it.
You're gonna go by fucking sick, thank you, you motherfucker.
No, I'm gonna go by my own.
I'm gonna take a little bit of ammo.
No!
I'm gonna take 60, you take 60.
Or maybe a couple of walls, you take six walls.
Nine more, just a small bag.
I'm gonna take your body, I know you were, I've got your body.
I'm trolling.
Good work.
Thank you, thank you.
All right, I'm gonna hold up here to coconut gets back
We're gonna hold up here to you
We put up some bear cage
That's 19 tell them
We're being pinched in the back.
Hit him twice.
All right, guys, wait.
Let's take over that stuff and let's build the base.
Everybody come grab all the stuff.
Everybody grab all the stuff.
Yeah, give him back.
Take this.
Stop.
My backpack's full.
Where's the health team?
It's killing me.
Yeah, health team.
Oh, they're here.
They're coming.
There's more coming.
We got to move.
We got to move.
Come on, boys.
All teams coming.
Oh, we got all the stuff.
We got to come get the stuff.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Hey, I'm in here.
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
Where's the little base?
Yeah, where's the other base?
I
Such an agent neon
You see it back the brave souls
That's a good man right there. That's a good man. That's a good man right there
Anybody got clothed for a bag
Take that
Definitely gonna die. You're right. You're right. Oh Jenna. Good idea bringing a double barrel
Stupid idiot
No, I know for real great idea
Good to go in for the magical activity!
Yeah, you might be the sassy smotherfucker I know.
It's just gonna be stupid.
Oh yeah, I don't have a response.
Alright, let's ride!
Come on, gang!
Here we are.
Did you guys want me to do it?
Yeah, we got all these stuff, but it's split between like three guys.
Nice, thank you, that's perfect.
Right there, can you chat for a minute?
This is the base where we're gonna just go right now.
Couple go right in here.
Thank you.
Go building up.
Very fast and efficient.
We may be getting pushed from the west by the way. Thank you some men shooting upon us
I've seen better I built better. I built better
This is a sweet Bob
Actually, I know he just built this in the time it took us to run over your voice.
Uh, can you give us some background?
You guys, please, don't tell him this.
Yeah, don't bitch it.
Yeah, I got to tell him.
Yeah, don't bitch it.
Absolutely not.
We're gonna look at him.
Shut the fuck up!
He got the bed here, yeah, yes, I'm good
They're on the range boys around the range take on to the base
One down right side.
No, no, we're on the roof, we're fine, we're fine.
Fucking communists.
Communists, piece of shit.
I'll just remove the backpack inside.
Good job good
It's clear
There's a guy east on the pylon as well.
East on the pylon.
Get him out of there, bro.
Get up.
We've done all we can do here, boys.
That's an attack?
I think there's an attack on him as well.
There's one right on the pylon next to the base.
There's one right on the pylon next to the base.
that's an attack only but it's an attack only as well
there's one right on the pile next to the base
I ain't doing nothing
it's just on the way basically
yeah he's edge
what the hell
get him!
I-I've shot the helicopter, I don't know if there's a driver or the passenger
I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm close against the base!
Get him!
Catch a little more
Where are they? Where are they?
They're on the bridge in two helicopters
I need to loot the guy with the zipline close to us
Well, straight
I'm right up to the bridge
The one?
What's around it?
You are my best one, hold the line!
Hold the line!
I'm down to the mini, but it will cover me.
I'm gonna give you a 300.
You can do this stuff inside the base.
What, are you dead?
I'm on roof.
I think I killed one, he's dead.
Okay, he's not dead on it.
Holy shit, I'm dead!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
Oh.
move to the side of the base, do you have any boxes yet?
no, he's peeking at me
thank you, thank you, thank you
do you have any boxes?
yeah, they were surrounded
we might need a husser for it
we need more barrels, we need more barrels
we have a big tank
i kill one, blend on the roof
if you need to, you hold
come on, come on
Oh my god.
They're playing HV ammo bro.
They're so sweaty.
Oh my god.
Where's the ward?
I've got a comfort supply drive.
I
Need to like just stay inside if we can
I did not charge an idiot to use the wood on small boxes!
Wasn't me though, wasn't me though.
After you, Mr. Coconut. You watch out for me, too, of me.
I'm sorry.
Take it, take it.
OK, I'll close it.
The blue one will go through the path.
Don't open anything, don't open anything!
One dead, one dead I think?
I can't peek this holy shit.
P.R.E.A.R.E.
K.A.R.E.A.
OH WHAT THE FUCK!
There's like four of us down there!
Watch out the room, watch out the room, watch out the room!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh my...
Oh my...
That's not what's in...
Oh...
That was a few bloodsides.
What the hell?
There's no salvaging. Holy fucking shit. Yeah, that's done.
What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on around here?
We're not going to split this!
Gentlemen, holy fuck they were there fast, but we built like two minutes. They're all there
That was crazy. Oh my god. That was crazy
Holy crap
And then like the building block base like when you put the base on the HP the oil it made it so the whole base like decay thing
That's what they were each for the door. So it's kind of cooked. Yeah. Oh
Oh, we forgot the Russian screams time totally got the fact that it
Fall back fall back. I'm going in for one more naked run
You it does any Russian scream at all like one of them just one of them just one of them. Yeah, it's just one of them
Yeah, this is how they play every event
They believe that like if they win it doesn't matter it doesn't matter what they what they do the win justifies everything
Yeah, I believe Putin will jerk him off
Comrades, let us cheat on this video game. Putin will give us a cock and ball pleasure
Lots and lots of cock and ball love if we win this video game of it. That's right
Shit, fucking karmies.
Fuckin' karmies.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Sounded Korean.
Oh, that was a great...
That was a great Russian accent.
What are you talking about?
That's great. That's a great one.
Hmm you're making fun of Coco now, huh Pete? That's a Russian accent. There's the best Russian accent you've ever heard in your life
Also, Coco's not even Japanese what the hell are you talking about? He's Korean and not the hilarious one either
The shop
How much everything you know about Russia from 1970.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to say thank you for that launch, boy.
Yeah, probably get it.
Probably get it.
Russia falls yet again with ease.
Cradling my balls as we speak.
Beautiful work.
Excellent work, Americans. Excellent work, my fellow Americans.
We are doing this one. Think about it. We won the Roman Coliseum. We have the new piece.
They lost a new piece of Australia and Australia
I could use a kid was nasty American
Who's nasty American government they took my kid for me
Tell me where you got him, come on.
Woo!
Ah, what a good look. Well they are.
They're the unloading heavy-packing team.
Yeah, that's my bike.
Woo, that was a close one.
That was a close one.
Let's shoot again, let's shoot again.
comrades I need a kid those nasty American top of the list oh shit
well that would be weird that way dude coming to I almost just got a hand
count I'm not gonna come right there why why you're about the handcuff me there's
like 10 brushes right there but they're not okay hand got me hey there's a new
news video on the discord really we all go watch I'll be back by the way guys I
know for content that would have been like really cool to get handcuffed but
in this game if somebody wants you if somebody wants to now it takes a lot of
effort and a lot of work but if somebody wants to they can keep you locked up in
their base forever and you can never leave so they can literally have ruined
the rest of the white frost if they ever so desired they do have to have one guy
at us at our side every two minutes but they didn't even can and those are the
Russians they would do it they would 100% do that 1000% they would do that
they gotta kill myself right there though I think as soon as they down you
you can't kill yourself oh or handcuff you or something
I'll shoot you got that
That one didn't even get me pal that one didn't even get me
I've been fighting brushes so long you wouldn't believe the things I've seen that one didn't do nothing
Let me see let me take a peek. What's this news video all about what's what is the news had to say about everything that's going on?
Good afternoon.
On your host Pickle and you are watching Global News Network, in breaking news a massive
coordinated raid has just taken place forces from China, North Korea, South
Korea, Japan, the Netherlands, the United States, Brazil, Africa, and Greenland
united in a full-scale assault on Russia's main base.
Look at that hole right there.
United.
Look at that hole right there. You see that? You see that hole right there? We cut through
their base like a hot knife through butter. Like a hot knife through butter. You see that
In a full-scale assault on Russia's main base, securing a swift and decisive victory,
Russia's allies Australia, Chile and Argentina attempted to hold the line, but with over
300 attackers overwhelming their defences, there was simply nothing they could do to
stop the assault.
Why, why, why does everybody hate Russia?
Shed, why, why?
I don't know, bro, because we are winning, because we are strong, I don't know.
They're the only jealous ones.
They just hate Venus, you know?
Despite the loss, Russia managed to secure a major advantage,
escaping the chaos with a nuke piece,
which is now believed to be in Australian hands.
However, Russia is far from finished,
rebuilding rapidly, they launched a powerful counterattack on Africa,
After a long, brutal battle, the USA led coalition, once again stood strong, successfully defending, and pushing Russian forces back.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Russia...
Dude, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna pick that spit back up, because they don't deserve my spit.
They don't even deserve my spit.
Russia has no food over there. They're all starving.
During the raid on Africa, Africa made a crucial strategic move.
Mirroring Russia's earlier escape, they secured the Nuke piece and transferred it out of danger.
Successfully moving it into the hands of the Nuke piece and transferred out of strategic move.
Mirroring Russia's earlier escape, they secured the Nuke piece and transferred it out of danger.
Successfully moving it into the hands of the United States, strengthening the coalition even further.
Meanwhile, X-Gab, leader of Europe, is making aggressive moves in the Middle East alongside
Arabian forces.
If everything is fucked with the Serpical, the Saudis are trying to raid everything around
here, those cockeyed bastards, motherfuckers.
I will handle them.
Watch, we go to war, for Pakistan, for Iran, we do it all!
After taking out India, his forces have now pushed into Iran, expanding warless and coalition's
borders further east and tighten their control over the region but this war is far from over
and Dave Bort could change everything. I'm your host Pickle and thank you for choosing
global news network.
Oh shit, what the f-
Alright, that's good.
I didn't really realize how good we were doing until that news.
We're doing pretty good, guys.
We're doing pretty good.
I'm gonna do a real gun.
I'm gonna do a real, we're doing real good.
We're doing real good.
All right, gang, I'm gonna go take a quick PP,
a quick presidential PP.
Give me 60 seconds, I'll be right back.
I'll be right back, quick presidential PP,
quick presidential PP.
Be right back.
It's too close for comfort, yeah.
Yeah, it's a thief in the night to come and grab you.
It's a thief in the night to come and grab you.
It's a thief in the night to come and grab you.
It's too close for comfort, yeah.
Dirty nights, I'm in the city of wonder.
It's a dirty night, we're in the city of wonder.
And we're back, and we're back boys.
Mr. Coco, what do you think about that whole news segment?
Oh, go!
Is he okay? Oh, he's pooping.
Interesting.
Who else poops?
Tommy Nessage.
No, I trust Coco. I do.
But this is pretty damning evidence. I don't know.
Keep a close eye on him. Keep a close eye on him.
Stop the job. You're right. Stop the job. Stop the job.
very shush shush the imposter shush the imposter mogus
Susie imposter modus. Hmm. It's too quiet. Somebody right.
Hey
Hey, what are you doing looking so handsome up there?
Stop it
Get away from me
Get away from me!
You see that guy?
What's that?
Be careful, be careful.
Treat your danger.
Hello?
You're a communist, aren't you?
What's up, Mr. Pinot?
Not like you we're like socialism and friendship
You want some health care do you hear some health care for you son of a bitch
You want some health care I got some health care for you right here pussy free of charge
You have to pay me a dime you stupid motherfucker. There's some socialism for you stupid motherfucker
Good word talking that word you hear him you hear him
I guess I read him. I pulled up, I beat his ass.
Chew!
Disgusting! Disgusting!
Disgusting.
Alright, Coco, what'd you think of that news segment?
Very interesting.
You know, I didn't know, I didn't realize how much we were winning until I saw that news segment.
We're winning!
Bro, bro, we gave it, we fucking put it in Rush's ass last, yesterday.
They're trying to say they didn't lose.
There's a clip of Rush's leader saying,
We're fucked. Please take the new piece from us. Please. I'm begging Australia talking about how they didn't work. They've been taken
They've been able to be on our main solo soil for like more than 10 minutes
Yeah, nobody has even come close to radio base not even close. Yeah, wait, Coco. Did you see did you see?
She the star
Show you see my special appearance. I saw you P. You're pretty good, my boy
My boy!
You're pretty good, my boy!
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, good sir.
Look, Barry handsome, but you can't be naked.
We gotta get you in a suit for the next one.
Well, I mean, who's this guy?
I was gonna tell him there was a presidential swim.
Presidential swim.
Ah.
Yeah.
Something with the people.
How you doing?
A man of the people.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And what's our next point of attack, Coco?
I got an idea.
What's the idea?
Honestly, that thing we just did, it did not go good.
No, we can't go in Russia.
What if we went back to Russia, right?
We had a whole scabby full of guys ready to flank them
when they do that again.
I'm not alive, Pete.
I think they know every move we're going to fucking do,
so they're going to get another group to flank our group.
That's coming.
Oh, yeah, I forgot the stream stipend.
No matter what we do, dude, like, you see that mini comic
just come out of nowhere and almost died
I bomb us, which is them.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Dude, I, you, what, what if we,
give me one second.
I'm confiscating this kit
in the name of the American president.
I require, I require this kit.
I need your help, I can't for me.
I require that kit.
Oh, where was my kit last time?
Secret service stuff.
Where was the kit when I asked you for one last time?
No, I've already given you too many.
Keep your kit mask on.
To reason, to reason.
Go.
get this gift mask on.
What the hell are we hooping this gift mask on?
You already got one too many off.
Good.
Every time I go to sleep, I got a gift mask on.
I don't know what's going on, man.
I ain't even going to sleep.
How's this on me?
You put this on?
You guys remember what we put this on?
Did the admin put this on me?
No, T, I haven't.
I ain't going to sleep.
Uh...
Hmm...
You had to have been an admin, I'm telling you.
I remember for this on.
Well, here.
Hey, come with me to the warm room real quick.
real quick that's yet to be it's not a figure it out and Russia's kind of
awful it's we kind of just not fucking the ass right there
little you get the fuck off the presidency right fucking now what the
fuck my man i've been in us you've got this and that's
whatever again you understand me you tell you give the business
agent bingo are you fucking letting this guy send the president you'll see
do your job better let's keep it i don't see nobody here
i see nobody
Oh my god
Don't worry too bad. I got a kid
Back there somewhere laid on the ground
I'm gonna figure this out. Let's look at the world map. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's the Middle East right there
Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's uh, wait, I got a plan what you plan, huh? Okay, hear me out now
We went to new tea land and colonize them we don't you tea
What the hell I got it on again I'm doing freaky. I'm doing freaky
Okay. Okay.
No, we're cooking.
You remember T.G.I. Tom, right?
From the peanutway scene?
Yeah.
T.G.I. Tom runs that place.
We can't raid him. I really like him.
Yeah?
He runs that place.
Well, peanut. Well, peanut.
They're not really loyal to anyone.
Well, let's go force them to pledge fealty
to the United States of America or die.
Okay. How about this?
How about we load up?
We have our troops hide.
You let me pull up in suits and we make him an offer they can't refuse
Okay, and if they refuse we have our troops right there ready to go to boom their shit. Okay. Okay. We did that
It's again memories he got Tom. I really like
No, but it's the sniffling brick guy as well. Thanks to it's out guy that talks with some pompous in his voice
I don't like I haven't I haven't heard a lot to guy Tom at all this event. I don't know if he's even playing
No, I met him I he gave me yes, he gave me like three rows of so for when I went to do tea that yesterday
No shit. Yeah, okay. So yeah, we pull up we pull up there. Hey, you ever guys hide you and me pull up in suits
Mm-hmm, and we show him a nice silver bullet and we say hey you ever hear the quote plateau or plomo
Yeah, you just catching a spell on me. I
What the hey, what is he talking about?
Plateau or plomo you ever hear that before? Oh
that's what Pablo Escobar used to tell his enemies silver or lead or money or
lead money was there's either I give you money and you join me or I give you a
fucking bullet in your head oh yeah
Yeah.
Pull up.
You know, if bumping scoots would be diplomatic pee?
Mm-hmm.
You tell them, you tell them with a firm, firm voice,
and you're like, hey, hey guys, who you with, bro?
And if they're not sure, you know what I mean?
We say you can't give tea to any other nations
from the United States, and a jala.
Exactly, exactly.
All the ones that get butt-fucked.
Yeah.
And if you even get a whiff of bullshit pee,
like a little whiff, I'm talking a little whiff.
Mm-hmm.
We plough their fucking shit and call them nice and...
reply but just just promise me this mr. Coco
you're the plow again we we we offered tea guy Tom a place in our land
I like what if he doesn't want to come but what if he doesn't want to come and
we're away and pee try the answer hey peanut today is my power
I tell the communication again you wish him a happy birthday and give him a
birthday curfew. Thank you Mr. Knott and God bless America. God bless my fellow
American God bless. God speed brother God speed. Okay let's do that yeah but no
matter what happens we offer Tea Guy Tom a place on our land if we have to blow
up this house. Okay but if he refuses Pete are you ready to kill your friend?
Well obviously for America. All right let me get kidded up let me get let me get
it up. For America? Oh, you want to bring boom? Mm hmm. Okay. Do we know how big these
guys are? Do we need to like come in heavy type shit? No, they're small. There you go.
That's the code for this. We can walk. We can read it just you and me. Yeah, me too.
Pretty sure New Zealand in real life doesn't even have an army. You just walk over there
with a flare gun and become president.
Yeah, there you got to know there, boss.
We do.
I'll do ya.
Do ya.
You got a little army down in New Zealand.
You got a little army.
You got a couple of guys.
You got a couple of New Zealand army guys.
You got a couple of New Zealand army guys up to you.
I
Okay, okay, okay that little party hat John
Lock elbows
I get it
Has Russia it was Russian fully been defeated have they quit in the fuck out of yesterday
Shane they just took a mess. Yeah, I was there
30 minutes was a mess plus for them
Yeah, we just struck a hot night to butter the rush
Should I see that?
Honestly, okay.
Hey, we got like a small fob up, okay.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sure we have like unlimited metal.
What if we just have like five fobs?
On the map?
No, no, just like all in a square in Russia.
We're bringing the same amount of gear we had last time,
and that way if they rate off five and we lose,
they still lose because they use tons of rockets.
Yeah, but then we need like manpowering kids to go with that,
that and then like it's just like how much time are we losing you know maybe
if we get some huge stuff from T we can do it but everyone's preparing for the
moon which is we don't know how much crap is gonna be but I think it's gonna
be expensive I think it's gonna be like crap type shit for one ticket
Did they not say it? Is it 2.5K?
Oh man.
Did they say it? Oh shit, did they say that?
That's a lot of scrap dude, that ain't no joke.
That's a lot of scrap dude.
2.5K scrap is different.
Yeah, that's a lot, bro.
That's a lot of fucking dough.
I seem to have woken up with a bag over my head.
Who are you?
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
Do you feel the...
Oh, Santa out there.
There's a guy over here. It's the press. False alarm.
Oh, just a nice, okay guy. It's the press.
Maybe I just drank a little too much. Sheen, don't mind.
Okay, we got it. What's your move?
What helicopter we taking over to New T-Land?
Who's taking a scrappy with us?
I'm having Pico fly you an attack, are we?
Got you. I'm coming over to the Air Force.
Are we there? T-Bright is 30 seconds.
Gibby, can you come over to New T-Land?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there a kit like readily available here?
There's one in the nut house in the locker.
I'll just go to my sexy Santa.
We can use a sexy Santa over there.
I'm in the nut house right now.
Yeah, this is the nut house.
I mean, I'll go at sexy Santa, dude.
I'm gonna shoot him.
Pipe shotgun and a sexy Santa.
Hey, make you motherfuckin' get out of my...
Oh, you motherfuckin'...
Good work, boys! Good work!
Yeah, I saw that!
Got her, ass!
What the fuck?
I'm a good job, a good job.
Thank you, shoulder's a good job.
Mr. Coconut, am I going the right way?
Uh, it's upstairs, Mr. gimmick.
Walk over here, actually. Come here.
Hmm?
Right here, in here.
Oh, perfect.
How many rockets you bring along? I got four on me.
Um, I got like a line and a half.
Two lines.
Double, one after the rest.
Six more streams.
I found that super fast.
Super duper hard.
You're not already, too. Like a vibe.
is a little like a stone.
Hey, can we talk about how Jenna ran out of this room with a P2 and now Pnit's in here
with a P2?
Ha ha ha ha!
Dear Quentin Edge!
Dear Quentin Edge!
Yeah!
Completely out of the way!
I don't see anything good, sir!
Completely out of the way!
I don't see anything good, sir!
Completely out of the way!
I don't see anything good, sir!
Pnit!
Pnit!
Pnit!
Uh oh!
Jesus Christ!
You're gonna fucking get it!
You're gonna fucking get it!
Oh, Jake!
There's a guy at the way house.
the White House.
You beat you back.
What do you think?
What? Who? Yeah, the Cuba.
What? You got it.
You assassinated my ass.
What the hell?
You're a Cuban guy.
Just go cooking it out to the White House.
We got to go.
We got to go.
What the fuck?
Is he dead or just going around?
Get his head.
I think it's dead.
Oh, OK.
All right, me and all of us are ready.
I see some syringes, and somebody could be some syringes.
It's a wall.
Oh, hang on, should be, take this.
He's watching, he's watching.
He's still here, guys.
He's still- there's guys!
What up, somebody's watching!
I got him, I got him!
Oh, oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I got him!
I got him, I got him!
No, you didn't, no, you didn't, no, you didn't!
Oh, I got one of them.
Anyone that's not too sure?
You know I kill them.
He has my rockets.
Oh!
A cuba took the rocket?
What the hell?
We gotta move, we gotta move!
Go fast!
You got an H-17?
Where are you going?
EEEEHH!
You got the White House!
You got the White House?
I got the fucking White House!
Gotcha!
Fuck that guy!
How hilarious would that be, don't you?
Dammit!
Oh, no no no no.
Oh, he went through the door!
He went through the door!
You see the humans? You see them?
Oh, I see him, I see him, I see him!
I
Think I'm gonna go to the supermarket or Northwest
Superb
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Don't ask me where I got
I would never ask a question like that
Got the rockets or not. I got one of them
Yeah, we've got three rockets off the guy and you only have two left.
Yeah, we've got him.
There's four on the guy.
There you go.
Yeah, these humans might be dead.
They were good.
Alright, let's beat up.
Let's get over it.
Get over to the T-Lag.
What's BLR?
Who has my kit?
What's she giving me?
We got behind you
Oh
I think good I got it. I think good. I got it. I'll just get moving. Let's do t-land
Times of the essence
I'll just I'll just get boxed
I killed the one that killed you but then another one came out
Who the fuck are you?
Hey!
You're an American?
Eww!
Who are you?
Are you an American?
I'm American, technically.
Oh, you're fucking American.
I'm legally American, but I'm moving to the south of the city.
I'm going to sign up.
Oh, fuck, there's this guy!
Hang up him! Hang up him now!
He's in any other state!
Hang up his gunner!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, you can't catch this.
Can't one of my kids?
I don't know who took a kid.
Oh!
Oh, there's a Russian down here.
There's a lot of them down here
Coming down coming down there's three like him sitting under a bridge
What is right here by here
You really fully loaded they were fully loaded full metal gear and everything good shit. Oh wait the co-president of Latin was here
oh my god oh yeah transport vehicle i found their infiltration vehicle oh my god this must
be how they got here i didn't realize they had advanced technologically i didn't know the
yeah i didn't know the i didn't know how they i didn't know how they i didn't know how they i didn't know how they had to do it
that's troubling they even has a ring holy shit oh my god dude yeah this is communist technology
you are here hundred percent that's that's fucking crazy
we have a bad weather to the helicopter you might yeah let's find out tell me
you're running short I think that's a big room oh Jesus
Did you imagine dropping out?
Special forces are out.
What the fuck?!
Oh shit!
Is that okay?
No.
Get that stupid hell of a shot!
That's cute, but...
Please, you're angry!
That's not it, is it?
And Coop's gotta go to pay that helicopter 100%
I think just have a hit right there
It's on fire
Oh, they're going for another attack
They're trying to blow it up, they're trying to blow it up
I said don't let them blow it up
Oh
Steal the helicopter, steal it, steal it
We got basically like
I
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
Oh, oh, let me try it one more time.
You go back out here.
There we go.
Oh my god.
I'm coming in, I'm not going very fast for some reason. I don't know why I'm not going very fast.
Cause the smoke was mean.
That's your crouch binds.
I'm holding the crotch, but I'm holding.
Oh yeah, big room.
There we go. There we go.
There we go.
There we go!
There it is!
There it is!
There we go!
There it is!
And we're in!
Okay!
I thought you'd do it, you white shit!
I thought you'd do it!
I hope you were taking it off!
I hope we had your bandit pay from that one!
Here's your money!
Good work, boys! Good work!
Good work, boys! Good work!
I
What's going on just kill me with a shotgun
Trees and trees and trees and trees and Genesis shot the president
I'm embarrassed in a way to die to.
Where is she?
I don't know.
Where's Jenna?
Which way?
Let's go.
I don't know.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'll run.
Shut up a bitch.
I can't.
How do you stupid to get away without anybody seeing?
To the last name, Ozwone?
You got Jenna Ozwone? She just killed me in front of a bunch of witnesses and got a life!
Yes, you're gone.
Oh.
What's he gone for?
I got meds. Anybody need some meds or anything?
I killed some motherfuckers.
Who is that guy?
He has four stacks of ammo.
They're smoking him backwards, backwards, backwards. I'm good, I'm cool.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Yeah, she went back.
I got ammo, I got meds.
Hey, the bill was for the leader, like, you was in there!
Let's go, baby.
What a fucking thing!
I'm gonna be in there.
What the hell was that?
I'm gonna be in the package.
Holy fuck!
What?
We gotta run.
Let's go.
We gotta run.
Let's go.
Alright, boys, you do too, man!
Fuckin' low!
We got to go, we got to go.
What was that thing Mexico invites everyone to its grand opening of the La Giulia Brilliard
K Club?
Down at E-18, doors open at 9.
EST even Mexico
Club night, so I'll probably pull up to that. What is that? Oh, baby?
That was that the MST
That's my kids and yet I think it's like a year up. Yeah, you ever been to
You think they love margaritas
I'm having a day better.
Is it like a huge year out?
Street tacos.
And the Asada.
We're going to New Zealand.
We're going to New Zealand.
We should probably fly to like, like high into the Middle
East.
Oh, he pooped his heart again.
We're kind of glugging at that one, boy.
I got tacos.
We just finally got the one off the wall.
I think I got the regular ones.
I love some tacos.
Thank you, soldier.
Hold on, wait.
There's another offer.
Cute Japanese girl conscience starting at 10 PM
he's an ESD and AK-7B.
Which way do we go to?
Here you go, try to grab them.
Oh, they're right there, you know, on the ground.
Oh, there you go, sir.
Oh, thank you, sir, thank you.
Yeah, sir.
There's my, there you go.
Oh, of course, of course, any day.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Here you go.
There you go, there you go.
I'm really on a standoff!
Hello!
What's up boss? It's my friend Shawn's birthday.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Say his name, he's a poo, and so are you.
I...
I...
I...
What's going on?
Oh...
It's cut across here?
Fuck you, Shawn!
Fuck you and your birthday!
I'm not a brandy. I like the excursions
Open to him to go to a magical activities content
Yeah, I'm telling you I need food now
I'm
My energy levels are depleting. I try to maybe many bomb us last night. Oh, yeah, IRL
I need food.
Yeah, me too.
I need all day.
I need food.
Eat some hamburger.
Shit, I just realized I usually eat before I eat anything.
I don't have any hamburger, Halper, coconut.
Nor do I eat hamburger, Halper.
Your cabinet was filled with hamburger, Halper.
Stop lying.
Chad, don't let this guy's blood vessel cremation.
Fill your cabinet with my hamburger
as you talk to me like that.
I'm used to them.
I'm talking to you.
There's fucking nothing with hamburger, Halper.
You looked at his cabinets, Coco?
Oh, yeah.
I made myself some hamburger helpers.
Oh, that's good.
Hey, was that you?
Oh, that was you in the middle of the night.
That was.
That show was terrible.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm so far away from the happy dance.
What are you just doing?
I had a phone.
I had a phone.
He didn't even make us any meat or noodles.
It's getting a little bit awkward.
I thought you.
Why?
You don't deserve meat and noodles.
Are you shocked?
Come on.
I was just going to say that.
I thought you.
Why?
You don't deserve meat and noodles.
Use them trash and dog food!
Yeah!
No!
No!
Or spit your butt out!
I don't want to cheat.
I don't want to eat.
I hate what you do with a dog.
I don't want to eat.
I know you.
No!
No!
No!
No!
You get outside with the dogs.
I just wanted to show you.
I know you.
I
This beautiful scared
I'm gonna be flipping around a little bit so
We stayed bravery is
Going in a better even though you're scared, right? Yeah, that's right
They bought the ripdust, you little n***a, nice one.
I gotta win once.
We gotta win once, man.
What the f***?
I better keep on the game plan.
I've never had so many.
They know that we're not just raiding right out the rip.
Ten times, man.
Oh.
Mini, mini, mini, no these.
Oh, no these, no these.
Oh, f***, mini, no these.
F*** it, f*** it.
It's gonna go away, it's gonna go away.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, Jesus!
Get a Wabi on the Wabi!
Get him!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Lock it!
Oh, shit.
Fuck, this is the hell he's doing, Johnny.
Is this got the gun, guys?
No, it's not, it's stuck by her.
Get the gun, boys!
Really coming back as well. There's two other guys coming in and a mini
Coming in right now. He's coming in
Yeah, he does
Hey, that was you cookin out easy. I think it's your life. It's the birth coming in. Oh
How do you miss that much leading shots
Which I I
Had those guys five times. He's not bad. I thought he's down. I thought he's down. Yeah, holy shit. Nice work, Kobe
Work yeah, I'm dead. Oh, yeah, you're attack eyes. Yeah. No, they're attack. Oh, he's down
Okay, excellent excellent. Did you see me are you looking I got a boat right here?
Wait, there's another
Fucking dead
What the hell?
Take the rockets.
What the hell?
Take the rockets.
Oh, go back, go back.
Go, go, go!
They're moving to the right.
There.
Guys, there's a full-on attack right now.
You will be given.
What the hell is going on around here?
Can I kiss you?
Can you do one more?
What is that?
I just came up I just came up this bitch with that oh my god oh shit there's one guy at
the rock we're fucked we fucked who is it somebody's extra the rockets who is it who
What was it?
Ah, not so good.
It's South Korea.
Yeah, Australia.
I shot the guy 10 times, bro.
He got little bullets.
Yeah, I mean, that's just a...
I mean, it's just rough.
He just came up, boys!
He just came up big!
As I just found, like, 200 Crocodile meat.
Cooked!
Oh.
Oh my god.
I know.
I knew it.
It's latam.
It's latam.
Yeah.
It's them and a mini-copter again.
You do a stream siping, Mars?
No, I don't think so, P.
They wouldn't do that.
I listen to trust me, P. I know these guys.
They're cool.
the cool man he sure they were screamsniping balls I don't think they
were Russians wouldn't do that
cold as a be the echo good good that's not a that's not a hair space we can go
to that's fucking crazy to find this though yeah really crazy so crazy that
they found us so far one of the chances one of the chance hot guy hot guys
oh is anybody still alive over there no our boys are white it's just oh my
goodness so I was a sergeant agent backwards if you suppose to have them
Listen, I think what we gotta do is we gotta get four tackles in the air and we don't even go on ground and we just anti-air their shit
What do you guys think?
I'm fucking fucking Air Force Dicks
Because the mod just ban those guys I mean there's obviously fucking
Yeah, come back to base was all gonna attack how is it was fucked them in the ass
Crocodile meat. Fuck the crocodile meat. Fuck these fucking Russians, man.
You're just having a lot of crocodile meat. What are you gonna do with it? Eat it.
Eat it. I have some. You can have it. I only have like 200. Maybe more crocodile meat.
Just a little bit.
I just found some crickets in the middle of Australia that gave me a gift set bro.
They were living in a trailer park bro.
Got to show people.
Number one us on top what the fuck
What the hell are they celebrating jealous
That's what I can't believe we say us number one stream snipers
Good comes good comes got him got it. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go
There we go
Oh, no, yeah, let's just go ahead. No, we just get an attack. Ellie. I look as an attack. Ellie
We just all stack together and blow all their air support air support up. Yeah, I'm down for that, boys
Yeah, yeah, I'm not that I'm not a beautiful idea. I'm a fucking beautiful idea. I'm always packed by stuff up to two people
hmm
Don't look at our mood at night. You're still here in the middle of the ocean
Yeah, I died on the side of the ocean. I'm almost back
Oh
Oh, well, I'll other my stuff is right there
Just a quick cross of the
Big cross of the Atlantic and we're gonna call me call me peanut Columbus. I'll get my shit back
I'll get my shit back fuck these eyes
I'm walking over there with my 400 crocodile meat. I'm blowing this guy's brain jet. Hey
There you heard me buddy you heard me you almost crocodile meat I got bitch I
Got more crocodile meat than you can possibly fathom you son of a bitch. Well, I just don't off this thing
I don't care. Let's go don't come them P. I don't care. That's what crocodile meat I got
Oh, you guys aren't gonna go. Why?
You're from Russia, okay
You have no food. You got like three years max until you starve. It's gonna be me remembering you
Only that's where you shut
I
Even say Cuba correctly
It's Cuba you
Bob and now
No, no, no, no, no
No, Cuba Cuba listen
No, no, no.
USA.
USA.
And Cuba.
Cuba.
It's not USA.
USA.
What the fuck?
Is that your body?
It's Cuba.
Oh, it is my friend.
It is my friend, Latam.
what I am I know that it's no one knows what that is
well hold on now hold on now sir pretty good pretty good well oh you guys
Streams like this and then killed us because you fucking suck and can't do it regular
You're ready to feel some freedom bitch
the bitch I'm still alive barely though I'm still alive
barely barely give him like four or five more of those you'll be feeling our
rap out
TASTE FREE TO MOTHERFUCKERS!
Eh, that's right. Where's your paddle at? Is he alive?
Eh, that's right, buddy. That's right!
Well, thanks to the US of A!
Well, thanks to the United States of America, you son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch, your country fuckin' sucks!
your country's ass!
Hey, run, run, run, run, run, run!
Fuck this guy.
I
Raise your little butt buddy Anna, I wish you a little
We should think up reinforcements coming okay
Oh, who is that?
Oh, it's my friend.
I have a friend.
Oh, how did that freedom feel?
How did that freedom feel just about to go?
Oh
I'm good. I'm dead. I'm dead. I want to walk around eat
I know I wanted to bring it back home for America's
Good I couldn't
the way I always saw good work kill that one guy though good work kill that one
guy every day boys you came in clutch you came to go me show them the might and
the power the United States of America
that was good work out there boys that was good work that was good work out
there get away they gave him steel gave him steel give him steel I'm right here
Mr. Goop
Hey, Mr. Goop, how you doing?
My body a guy we go kill those Russians guys guys we go back kill us Russians the bridge we go kill we go kill them
Yeah, what do you think we think you're gonna yeah?
Let's go back and kill us those those Russians on the bridge out
I'm gonna helicopter right now with an AK-47
I'm fighting them
Oh, do a quick beast trip. Well, what did you hear about that meeting? I was with us during Russia
How we other
What the fuck?
They're all here.
How many? How many?
Dude, like 20. We can't take them.
Money?
Dude, if I'm getting more, there's 20 of them on that bridge.
Jesus Christ.
That's it?
Shit!
There's no more!
That can bring a thousand Russians!
There's no more!
Wouldn't make a difference.
Locked and locked, bitch, and cuckoo, now we're coming in hot.
We're coming in hot, Mr. Coconut. We're gonna sell these communists a little bit of freedom.
What?
Yeah!
You guys bring back the whole street?
Shit, I gotta do this first.
Get freedom, you son of a bitch!
I just believe in my backyard. Are we aware of that?
It's so big!
We gotta...
We gotta build a delivery next to a building.
We're there electrifyingly.
We should close off the bridge and both ends.
We should get a ton of tubes and close off the bridge and both ends.
No, we can't, we can't.
What do you mean we can't?
You can fall back on him, pick him up. Fall back on him.
You can't go that scared with the order to go back home, Mr. Coop.
What the hell, we're just going to let these communists win.
What the hell?
What the hell is going to happen to these communists somehow?
We're gonna let these communists win!
Yeah, coconut. What about the communists on the bridge?
Coconut, what about the communists?
We need to detonate the communists on the bridge.
Do we need to go back there with a force of a hundred?
Yeah, but we're fighting them at their home turf here.
They live on a bridge?
Oh my god.
Australia, they're in Australia and then they're in Russia.
Oh they're good, they're up there.
Who's that? Who's that?
I just turned the tech alley.
Oh yeah.
Alright, well okay, what if we post up in Africa
and wave them across the bridge, because that's the way they were running?
Yeah?
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We need to force them to...
Give them steel!
...to draw the snow, though.
Oh, you give 25% or actually just hold up make mine feels like your server. Oh, yeah. We are minds a lot of the server
No, no
Give it where you at, I'll do it
Oh do a quick depot back in the base and that will go kill communists
I eat food so bad I'm starving. I'm starving. Oh sure, there's a club going on right now.
I'm back still. Should we check that out? We can go check out the club, but then we killed Tommy.
Sorry, I was muted. What? I was muted. Do we say something? I don't know what happened,
I only jump like that feet
Oh
Thanks much, much you have the club if you want I guess
Us who's a draw espionage was it wrong draw even who's a draw yeah?
Yeah
Let me see we start fear into the hearts of those copy is hundred percent
up yeah so cracky news network says they got captured literally in h18 h18 h18
which is in our fucking back you know it's on our babies it's on our baby
we're they are captured and electrocuting the free brass you see that was an Asia
they said China I'm about to talk to me and we tried to go to somewhere where
We're out of which are we?
Yes
Yeah, oh shit. Oh, we gotta go we gotta go yeah. Yeah. I eat you and just
We should have each week as it was
We watch it's in California
Remember to watch that was
We just looked on two communists attack at least
the hell are all the syringes that
these are no great fuel it's just a little bit it's a tidbit a little bit
Let me out of here!
Goop!
You open the door.
I'm gonna get you to California.
There's Russians just coming to us.
I didn't do the code.
Thank you, good job, thank you, good job.
I'm on the way.
We're in the Russian jet.
Oh, we should go, we should go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're in the, we're in the communist jet, we're in the communist jet.
They said they're in California.
I'm gonna get it up right now.
I'm holding them right now, I'm holding them right now.
Give me, give me that mouse.
Oh, give me speed again. Let's be doing more espionage.
You know what, is the elevator music? I don't know why I thought so.
I don't know.
It is giving. Give it!
Give it this old time and talk to reporters! This Russians in California!
Oh, shit! Oh, sorry guys.
I'll take it to the top. I'll take it to the top.
Come on, Mr. Gimmick!
Take it to the top, boy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get your cameras get your cameras. It's gonna be it's gonna be
Simulating insiminating
Seaman
Seaman don't worry come call me give it kind of gonna be the first one's there you got the
Got the a team on the way that's fine. No, we're just walking. Okay
We can't let them take California.
You're just Russian scum.
Oh, this is the Takahalakepti-
Oh, shit.
That's ours.
That's gotta be us, right?
Yeah, that's both us.
That's both us.
We're good.
Oh, there's a guy.
Oh shit.
Take that, communist.
Wait, I don't know if those are both us.
They seem to be in a dogfight.
Hey guys.
You laggy dogfight.
No, those are both us.
They're both us.
Hey, whose basis is over California?
California
We're all the companies that
You know what he is you guys are comedic
We are all the communists that
Shut them you shot the press
confusing very confusing very confusing very confusing all right I'm the
California I'm the California
wait who the hell bases this this is insane that's California's or Mexico's
base is that there
are they seen in there
let's just wait let's just let's just see if my son's helicopter is in Mexico
Oh, yeah!
Do you give me Logan?
No.
Take it, take it, take it.
Oh, thank you, good job, thank you.
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
Give it to me, give it to me.
Hey, hey.
I need to be on the phone with Doug.
We're going to go to the company.
What?
I need to be on the phone with Doug.
I need to go to the company.
I need to go to the company.
All right, listen up.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
I see you, I see you.
You're around back on.
I see you.
I see you, I see you.
I see you.
I
Know if you see the gimmick
fucking boys I can't watch that's okay that's what boys that's what boys
okay are you down are you down get you get you get you get you no I'm dead
Oh
Run back naked I want your stuff, okay
I got you stuck in it don't you wait
Oh
Dingle dingle
Where they have to you in the forest right for me right for me I
14 oh
Just you why can't I put on a fucking wall?
Thank you, Mr. K. Booth, you can chair. Oh, oh
Oh
The hell is BLR is that a new team?
There's one more there's one more one guy one guy. I'm coming. I'm going back
You got a screw it. Oh bella ruse bella ruse communist. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
I think maybe we're still killing garbage boys.
Yeah, we can for sure.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, there's more people.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Oh, I've seen, I've seen little bit of cloth.
Yeah, it's just a little bit of fucking damage.
Little bit of cloth.
Little bit.
I'm coming boys don't kill all the companies without me
I
Don't watch this game
You guys get your shit over here, I'm pretty sure that's your job on the way on the way back right now
Oh, yeah, but what's really?
Same same same same
I got myself a seat back to a very up to be a spot real close we fucked him we fucked him
Well, they are dead
There should be more towards Canada, but the ones that killed us did it get you to get it
What was that, what was that, what was that?
See, fast, see, what's too fast.
If you had a swivel, these caught me, see, pretty dirty.
Not good.
What are you doing, Mr. Gimmick?
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Your body was like, northwest of mine, Mr. Gimmick.
So like, top right of E15, I think.
Yep, yep, yep.
Should be right around the hell out of the sky.
You have to find your god to get your gun out.
That's gonna be a pain in the ass.
You're unskilled communist for you, and then you get his gun.
Mm-hmm.
Crashing.
Leave the...
Luke for the president.
Leave the Luke for the president.
Fuck.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
Oh we're not.
There's a few of them.
You have to meet them here.
We're in the past.
You just don't need anything.
Do you have a G name?
AR?
Oh no.
I'm all good.
I got one.
I got one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I could use some walls.
There's immediately walls.
Oh no, I got walls.
I got walls.
I got walls.
I got walls.
I got walls.
I got walls.
I got walls.
I got walls.
I got walls.
I got it even but I just got one of their kits in it.
I'm gonna shoot for the north left, I'm gonna shoot for the north left.
Where are you giving me?
Move up, move up.
Charge!
Now shoot game with your maximum velocity.
Okay, fantastic.
Oh my god!
Guys, I'm dead again. I'm dead. Yeah, again. I did absolutely nothing. I did absolutely nothing.
Good work, everybody. Good work. Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm gonna put a second bed out there that way I can always spot on there.
I
Now we ride for real
Did you get him
And it go go go
Oh, look at me back. Again. This time it's gonna be different. This time is...
You better watch out, gimmick. Communist bodies will roll.
And I'm obviously gonna give you a dumb answer.
Absolutely.
Oh, will I get my hands on those communists?
Woo!
Not gonna be a pretty sight. Not gonna be a pretty sight.
But humans are about to get a little crazy.
little wacky oh we're doing fantastic I've already killed like 20 communists we're just
popped off like crazy yeah yeah we've been supporting we haven't died even once we should
go back you should go and get down here on the march this for pay dot thank you I will not let the USA down I will never let the USA down
good work out there boys good work
guide on repeat over and over again you know what you know who's saying that
coconut the combination of two say in that hang them
Fuckin boys. Knock it in.
Knock it in!
There you go.
Oh fantastic, it's almost night time as well. I cannot wait to deal with that. That's gonna be amazing.
I cannot wait.
That is amazing.
I've got some headshot this dude.
Oh, the gun was-
Rushed into me daytime, 24-7. I don't even know why it has a night time cycle.
No one likes it.
We're a little bit, a little something, we can find her something.
A little something, a little something.
Hey, gang!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
She's ready, we're shooting.
I'll be here, I'll be here, I'll be here, I'll be here.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I don't you worry
For that's what I got that other guy. I got that other guy wanted for
I'm about to go positive. I'm about to go positive right here right now boys
We'll have a run of shit, baby. Wow. They're really built up over here
Yeah
I'm going to kill you myself.
Come on, brother!
This time's going to be different.
This time's going to be a little different for these communists.
Let's go!
Oh god, the double range, the double range.
Fall back, fall back now.
Fall back! Fall back!
Coconut chain fall back!
I tell you what I'm about to do, I tell you what I'm about to do.
You're out of the NBA, you're gonna lose.
You're out of the NBA, you're gonna lose.
You're out of the NBA, you're coconut chain fall back!
Did you hear this guy's little clicky-dovey right there?
Oh shit.
Shit, I'm sure you step. Oh shit. Yeah, you go
I'm right behind you mr. President
He's in the cellar, baby!
Go this way, go this way, go this way!
Oh, he's got a camera in there.
He's got a sweet camera.
You're ready to die!
I got him! Oh, Mr. Friendly is dead!
We got him, we got him!
Why did you shoot me?
It was dirty out there, idiots!
Two cock legs away from me!
if you need to come to me I got two kids well I I have eighty-four
yeah we don't like that base we don't like that base
I'll try to stay alive come inside guys come inside
oh yeah I'm coming inside take numbers
should we be a little bit guy who's one measly man
okay the boom's coming the boom's coming got you got ya
I'll be ready by the time it gets here and she's taking it to the bag
He can't leave the loot he's got a goop, that's half the fun.
You know how I mean it's, yeah.
Wait, all the rest, you get my knife, you get my chains.
I got you, I got you, where you at?
I got 37, take it, come on, I'll be right there.
Okay, all right, so let's go.
I go right here
Oh god the guy that kill he has an anime profile picture
You know that guy's just sunlight be careful be careful. It's a bad sign
It's a bad sign mr. Peter
I'm coming boys I'm coming!
Push in, push in!
Go, go, go!
We're in here, we're in here.
We're in here, we're in here.
We're fully, we're low-key fully.
We need like one rocket maybe.
Okay, they're coming.
We're deep, we're deep, we're deep!
We're very deep in them.
I
All right, come on you watch you have a shelf I got service the president
3, 2, move out the way, I'll shoot both of you!
I cut him down, Mr. President.
Thank you, thank you sir. Thank you.
Thank you. He's defected.
He's defected toward the KGB.
I
I'm just checking over here.
What I'm saying?
There's a guy right here, Peanut.
I'm back with the backwood.
Downstairs, downstairs.
Oh.
Downstairs, right here.
Sorry.
He's watching.
There you go.
There you go.
There's some walls.
Here's some walls too.
You can make it.
Migo, can you please execute me for my rob-doings?
Of course.
I'm going to get served a course.
Stop speeding through the afterlife.
You have served America proudly.
Godspeed!
Oh shit boys that was a bad man!
Oh is this your kid? Or no?
I don't know, I've got a full of young boys.
It might be another kid.
Get out of here boys!
Do the next one boys!
You know, you might drop me off at that little bus!
At least three times, it's killing me. I lost my kid and everything.
Yeah, yeah, get it, get it, get it!
Make a good job, make a good job!
We made the Russians!
They jumped on that roof!
We got it, we got it, we got it!
Yup, yup.
This is a huge base.
There's two bases.
Yeah, this is Canada and lots of...
What the?
I get ready to jump.
This big of a base under our nose
Oh my goodness
Great United States.
Not everybody can be the United States of America, son.
There's got to be the good gun teas and the shit gun teas, you know, balance it out!
I'll repeat, brother. You're not American.
Stick it in boys!
Give em' steel boys! Give em' steel!
Give em' steel!
I'll stop shooting Tia Zilie this time!
U.S.S.
Yeah, that was just ghost.
Down, down, down, down, down.
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is that?
Who's ghost guy here?
Who the fuck is this?
Hey, man, I don't know who this is.
I don't know who this is.
I didn't have time to get ready.
I'm sorry.
Oh, okay, I'll let him give him a pass.
He'll be back when he skates to the chip block.
I'm going in.
It's still an anti-gravity axe.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We're after these cracks.
We've been doing this for years.
You have to put the side of that... hard fire...
Yes, your hand.
...to let us down slowly, and then we'll land safely on the cracks.
Do you want to get some?
Oh!
The plan never goes good on the first try.
The plan never goes good on the first try, guys, but that's how you learn.
That's how you learn.
Did it come any suchy?
Hi!
Stop in the name of America!
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Oh no.
Oh the- oh my god.
What?
There's some communist behind us, there's some communist behind us, congrats.
Where?
South, south.
You shot shot shot kind of creeping around the south
Right so much stuff on me I had a full large backpack oh my god damn it
I killed I jumped off the roof of the second base we blew up and I died
You jumped off the roof and then died
Yeah, but it was a communist
It pushed me off.
Maybe start taking things.
Maybe do things I want to do.
Infecting my mind!
See if we can get our stuff back boys.
I didn't see it pushing yet.
You saw that.
You saw that.
Go, go, go, go.
Okay guys, there's communists surrounding this whole place.
I'm joking how many there's a large
surrounding the south okay I can even get
close okay okay let's take them let's
take them I'm with you oh my god come
for the shot right behind you guys are
ready I'm gonna get to the duck room
squeeze about he's running he's running
yeah I'm coming I'm coming we got it we
We got him, we got him, don't work.
There's multiple, there's multiple, be careful.
Yeah, there might be more.
There's a thing on the big rock.
What's on the big rock?
Like, 140, the rock where we came from, the cliff.
Oh.
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
Oh, on the rock.
And at the bottom of the rock, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm coming!
Move, move, move!
Come on.
good work good work I'm coming back to my body
you're on come you're on come
I want that I want that I want that I want that
beautiful nice nice nice be careful of towards the water I saw one behind behind a beach
there's water oh shit shit shit shit
is there another one? where's it?
oh I hope it's got smacked
oh
alright
oh
oh I get beholded
Oh, oh, Mr. Sons bubble for drink is one good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, my one. He changed my what?
And Mr. Brown bubble for drink is one good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, my one. He changed my what?
I'm almost there. Hey, you over there. Are we sorry is the UI seem to be working and I can see anyone without UI
PD, PD.
But, yeah, it's, it's tough.
I've probably killed some friendlies.
But I think I've mainly been killing enemies.
Yeah, I think it's mostly working right now.
I don't know if we have a ton of guys here.
I'm just gonna shoot you without a UI.
Oh, I got great news.
What, what, what?
The admins said, hey, we have an option
that will help with the team killings,
since Russ cannot render all the team intags in the area.
We are going to offer the biggest team of choice.
You can either default spot with a Russ hoodie
and pass that you cannot reach your player model.
For example, a wash-off shoe,
you're just gonna walk them off.
That way, when you see someone in the color,
you know it's your teammate,
even if they don't have the name tag.
This will also make kids creepers
since you don't have to worry about hoodies and pants.
The only trade-off is you will not be able
to wear hazmat suits,
since a hoodie and pants will be locked to your player model.
Would you like this enabled for your clan,
free-speak with your player numbers,
so they understand it's not allowed?
100%, 100%, 100%.
Can you also ask them to lower the radiation?
I know they can do this because they can do this for my server because some places require hazmat suits
Can you can you ask them to lower the radiation in hazmat required places?
We did my server remember with the missile
the radiation completely. Okay, I'll ask. Well, I don't think there's going to be
absolutely areas where we need radiation. As long as we get that. I don't, I really don't think
they need it. Wait, how do we stop the rush from going in our colors?
I know, but can't they just put it on? No, no, no, no. I think you said this is a clan
by clan decision. Clan by clan decision. And you want them to put our colors on?
but that hurts them too because they'll go TK as well there's a lag game right here what the fuck
oh what the fuck how's the lag game there's lags in the forest
there's ours he's asking for all the teams to do it because I can't see the
Russians just gonna put on our stuff possible it's not possible because like
other country it's different countries man like you can't make every country like
It's the best option to pay. It's the best option to put on our staff.
I mean, then it's a follow-up, too, because Russia will also get TK'd.
Well, we won't. Like, TK's like the biggest thing.
You cannot loot any of the hoodies. Oh, wow.
You will not be able to loot any of the color hoodies.
When you die, the hoodies are deleted.
There you go. Done.
Well, yeah, but they can still make them and put them on.
No, they let's say hold on. Let's just make it cost him the one you can't you can't make
Let's do that
I got a guy that's over here, that's America!
You need ammo!
You need ammo!
No, I got something ammo! I got something ammo!
No, I won't give it to you, I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you.
I'll give it to you, I've got something ammo.
Yeah!
Okay, good.
Go ahead.
Take, you done.
You need to take it.
That's fantastic, that is fantastic.
W admin, W admin.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god!
Are you just gonna make these mash it?
Who the fuck did my shat wall?!
Who the hell did my shat wall?!
red right yes sorry sorry about that I'm sorry about that I'm just at a chance I
was just like you know and we're against the
who shot who's shooting who shot just point out the iron you know let's do it
baby
Yeah
That means he's way nicer. That means he's way nicer.
The big battles were horrendous. Did we know who the good guys and the bad guys were? That's awesome.
That's fantastic boys. That's fantastic.
That makes you go way easier.
Don't leave shit in the box.
Loot the boxes. Take them in.
I bet you the Russians are still going to find some way to shoot at those pieces of shit.
Oh yeah, for sure.
are those our guys?
I don't know
I don't know
what are you doing?
what are you doing?
just let it strap out
is that ours?
no no no
E15 E15
get back get back
E15 E15
strap helly full of garbage
I need to push this
go back go back
I'm coming back. You should be landed an E15 bush
Yeah, how many how many 20 what do you see you?
20 man what 20 guys I could handle at least nine. Let's go
Hey, you're shit's gaping
I
Could take it I'll see that he can't take it. I can take nine men. I can handle nine man house
Where they are? Oh, I never doubted you for a second. I never doubted you for a second
Man war makes a man hungry. I'll agree for blood
Please
I
The rewriting it did no way it's a rewriting what we just waited. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm a higher team is here right now
Me we gotta move we gotta move
Why is he so stupid
I'm
I bet you think I do, you know I'm the...
Look, look, look, oh yeah, everybody's coming.
Look at the map, everybody's coming.
Pay attention, pay attention, pay attention.
I'm excited he's coming as fast as he can, not the first time!
Oh fuck.
We have to show him once more!
I'm a time to teach you this lesson, old man!
Fucking it, boys, fucking it.
Give him steel.
Give him steel, boys!
Yeah, I don't know what you're doing here. We got fire.
I already have a b-wash.
Thank you.
Mr. Guard, give me a wash. I can borrow it.
Get the forces out of here. They're gonna get wiped.
Give me a wash. Give me a wash.
Thank you, Mr. Guard.
You need these.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Are the helicopters ours?
Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I think somebody's down by my own guy.
Oh, my God!
What's that in the back right here? Holy shit.
I'm low on range, my foot.
Push back, guys, push back, guys! Push back!
I just fucking hate communists.
Now let's run!
What the fuck?
I do something to the northeast.
I see my shit coming.
go go go
go go
SHUT UP
GET OUT
oh
go west
go west
get out of here
what's coming down
splendid
oh my god
he blended it with the trees
with the trees.
I thought it was a tree.
I thought it was a tree.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
There's more.
There's more of everybody.
Oh, there's more.
Oh, you shot up a man.
Oh, yes.
He took my gun.
Oh, I'll take this stuff.
I'll take this.
Make sure the defuser is clear.
Keep it clear, keep it clear!
Go up up up.
Okay, okay.
You have a gun?
You have a gun?
You have a gun?
Yeah.
Watch the back, watch the back.
Take someone, take someone.
Okay, watch the back.
God!
Fuck.
God, fuck.
Uh oh!
Word of God we need help!
Raider, let's save God's jobs!
Good job, word!
Take the God's jobs!
I
Just do some of the base everybody
That's a communist right there. Oh, yeah, whoa, that's a communist right there boys
It's WP one side eyes hurt to what open a door a hundred percent a hundred percent hundred percent moving in moving in shooting shooting from in there
And up top
Yeah
Come on
I'm going in I'm going in
We're up inside inside inside inside. I need to try to do spot. I need to try to do spot them
Oh
My god full box full metal fragments. I need a backpack
All box full metal fragments work right there. We sort of take on this out
Take as much as you can
I'm trying to find a backpack.
Backscrew, backscrew, backscrew, backscrew, backscrew, backscrew.
Got me a backpack somewhere in here.
Somewhere in here.
That's a small one.
Oh my God, I can find a small backpack and find another highball medal.
Get out!
Oh, he's in holes.
I'm not a highball medallion!
Get it off!
Holy shit, holy shit!
That's what I do!
I'm gonna crush some shit!
What the fuck?
There's so much fucking things going on.
Wait, wait, let's die!
Fuck
As you know, it's metal out there's a whole box of metal frags back here right here. Did you have any room?
Are you this this box right here? This much right here? Yeah, do you know that feel like where is it?
It's just it's just a little package thing. Yeah, we go
You
all time
Well, they tell you something. These communists deserve even worse than exploding when I shoot up
It's their combustion. They deserve other cocks with them
So she's like
spiritual and budget what you see here so I can't see shit
Nothing smells better than a dead communist
No breakfast better than a dead communist in a bowl
That would just make my sense on the far end of it.
I want people back at the base boys that would expect to kill communists.
You look like beautiful like.
God, I love killing communists.
You love killing communists brother?
You will say.
Kill them. Kill them all.
Kill them all while I'm out there, if I say.
Woooo!
The connies!
I definitely think we should clear their mojies off too.
They're nothing but trouble.
We're getting back to the base of the hall right now.
But, Depot.
There are like ten guys full.
Ten full guys.
I put loads in each of them.
From that base back there.
Mm-hmm
Metal of honor for all you guys. That's right metal of honor for all these five men
Really really
Peaks my curiosity what what beats your curiosity
Radiation dart. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you put that to someone's urethra. They're dead
They're dead immediately. Let me tell you start throwing an extra ball
their arms start receding back into their body like they're T-Rexes.
I can't believe it. Really?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
I'd love to see that.
What you want to do is you want to get rid of anything in your past personal life.
Become a German BDSM hooker.
wait till Russian diplomat hires you for $10,000 the high-end motel tie him to
his corner of the bed like you're about to give him the sucky glitki of a
lifetime and then take that radiation dart stick it down as you're eatin
Oh
It's the new technology new tech
I'm putting all the resources in the main base and I'm putting all the kits in peanut battle
Whatever we're calling it the nut house
I got four hundred and four high quality metal right there. See we got we got actually got we got two boxes of metal fragments cooked two boxes
beautiful that's huge that's huge
to work out there about the American future it takes some rustles
hmmm
oh
hmmm
I can just imagine Putin watching
Who would be the one on the bed when sticking to the radiation?
Darn it, dude.
Now, wonder if you'd be arrested if you were on the UK team and then you said something like,
quote, I'm gonna kill the president of the UK.
Do you get arrested for that?
I think you might be interested for that and in a lot of different
I don't think you'll be arrested in America, but you might get a little visit
Stuff like that all white
Because I'm the president of America
Yeah, the president can't say what he wants. That's true. Yeah, right. Yeah, right
I do. I wonder if the Russian team said something like oh
Oh my- oh ho ho ho.
The bad.
That would be bad.
That would be really bad.
That would be bad.
Whoopsie!
Oh.
Frostbite is going missing after this end of the movie.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Ah, I just gave out a bunch of shit.
Hey, excuse me.
This is the password.
The answer.
What password?
Beautiful.
The nut house.
Only- only that kid said-
all the resources I put into this.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
What is that? Are they coming in hot?
Heee! Heee! Heeeeee! Heeeee! Heeeeeee! Heee! Heeeee! Heeee! Heeee! Heeeeee! Heeee! Heeeeeee! Heeeeeee!
His sir!
Do you ever got the light on?
How many minutes of this are you gonna be?
The hot damn white house sir...
No one is harder than I am.
After a good, bloodbath of Communism, Arms Dispensers Communist Body to Fire!
Should I... skin uh...
Skin that, would that take effect?
Uh, I don't know do the yeah, is it happening tonight?
Oh, it was muted
We get the last new piece wait unforeseen tomorrow. Yeah, I see gimmick
I didn't know this but apparently like the mood event and the new stuff is tomorrow
So I might play another game here soon and for tonight if you're down. Yeah, you want to do miss fall
What do you think you do miss fall? Yeah, we do it ever
Whatever I'm done for whatever I'm enjoying miss fall. I mean join miss fall. What time does it end tomorrow though?
What time to like what's it was a wrap? I don't know it wraps
But the the nuke event and the moon event are not till tomorrow. It's kind of blows kind of blows
But they're at the same time. They get like noon tomorrow cuz that's gonna be
It's like 4 p.m. ESC is the 4 p.m. ESC. Is that what it was that video taken?
I
Remember seeing the words 5 p.m. ESC, but I could have swear I saw something this is for people
Yeah, we didn't have any order here. It's probably safer if we just hop on it like 3 p.m. CST give it to something
Yeah, yeah
We don't need 5 p.m. ESC. Where's that CST? Oh
Oh
Oh
No, what a four p.m. CSC was the last hour that you could buy a ticket to the moon five p.m. CS or
EST is when we actually all go to the moon get the nukes and blow each other out. Yeah
That's what it was each was each place. It was what time is five p.m. ESD CSD
ES five p.m. EST is four p.m. CSD
which is 2 p.m. PST. I don't know what the hell PST is but I'm gonna hop on it
like 3 p.m. TST and then we'll buy our tickets to the moon and then we'll go to
the moon get the three nukes we'll blow up Russia and then we'll take the second
nuke and we'll blow up Russia again and then we'll take the third nuke and we'll take the
And would you sit in Japan just like for like
Chits and giggles
Consistency for all times for all times sake for all times sake for all times sake for all times sake just for the nostalgia
And how it implies are they going to be when they see the sun yet again?
We're going to say, Papa, why is there two suns in the sky?
That's because America is coming and spreading freedom for you, Japan.
Of course.
Oh, dude, I just skinned it.
I'm looking very American right now.
Oh, I'm looking so American.
Yeah, I wonder how much scrap is it for a moon ticket?
Is it me, though?
It's 2.5 KS per ticket.
What?
2.5 KS per moon ticket.
Yeah.
Holy cannoli.
It's a lot of scrap, but we have a lot of people.
They gotta get to work.
Two points.
When both of them sleep at night, to work out.
No sleep tonight.
But they're not going to work out.
Dilly Slammes asked me, they say, hips don't lie, on a peanut, lips don't lie.
Ah, don't I look American, Mr. Peanut?
Mr. Peanut's got a very dark-looking agenda, damn.
Hamburger help-a-mouth behavior.
Well, I say we-
All right.
I know what to do.
Dear American, I should we take a thousand scrap eats.
Well, I know what's to it.
Mm-hmm.
We go Ted Exit at the casino
Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Yes, sir. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. That's the move. That's the move. Yes, sir
That's the move right there. I think we could do that on that wheel that wheel
That ain't gambling dude. There's a there's a math to that wheel
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
Two horses eating bread makes 15 K for 24 hour
No, nothing about that
We honestly the chest I was about to take from has a big sign over it that says don't touch for the food
Like technically we're you know kidding it for the
We are working for the moon you're working for the moon. We're we're gonna go multiply it
We're not just being selfish. We're gonna get 10k strict crap each that's gonna get six people besides us tickets
Yeah, okay, so we'll yeah, so we'll go we'll go we are moving out to that. We oil are you wanting to join us on this endeavor?
I'm currently going to our admission after that. I'll be right there. This might be just two minutes
Okay, I'll get three thousand scrap one free to us and then we'll head over
I'll have a coop drop us off at the casino. Oh, yes
You bought 30k minimum you've been already you guys know a lot of stuff whatever town
I've already got it. I'm just too lazy to find out and put it in now. Listen guys. I have a plan. I have a plan
man. What is it? Alright, he all must go to the moon tomorrow is 2.5 thousand scrap per
per moon ticket. So I'm gonna take two of my closest confidants and 10 acts. 3 thousand
scrap to 30 thousand scrap. I just need 3 thousand scrap from you. I need you to believe
your president I need you to believe in me yeah yeah you know what are the guys
now if somebody can just open the door to the scrap of boys oh thank you thank
you
it's one store the scrap guys all the scum's gone
What are you doing there?
Thanks so much to all the scrap, I'm not even joking!
Thanks so much to all the mood scraps!
It's all gone!
They should have been okay, right?
They were stuck, right?
I don't need to wrap it up.
I don't need to move here.
I don't need to move here.
I stole the strap.
He fucked me!
I'm really not faking it.
Caller to put her hands on.
I'm snacking, mate.
Hey, team.
Real quick, are the Samtites outside the farm hours?
Why are you doing freaking out?
Oh, I'm sorry.
100%
I'm most moved
I talked to that guy at this moment
I talked to the guy that was making out
and that was someone big and all
and he chose how to do exactly what he did
and like that's not gonna fly right here
Guys, I might have chosen
I simply bought 2.5 thousand scrap
I've been in like a decade
Okay, okay, watch
In like a stack
So only us know where it is
I mean
100%
Yeah, no, yeah, we don't
Secure our ticket
Secure our ticket
Oh, yeah, listen, listen, listen, listen
I just deposited a ton of comps into the main base, let's just go grab them, we'll recycle them for
3000 scrap and then we'll give away
Beautiful for the moon mission. Yes. I'm getting weird. Jenna stole all the scrap
Is that true you did? Do we literally have no scrap? Does the United States have no scrap?
The whole box is full of like 50,000 scrap when I was there like an hour ago
I can hear oil rats doing God's work in there.
Oh.
And the same didn't know where the script is.
Oh, good.
The script's 3,000.
I'll be waiting outside.
I mean, I mean, you'll get cooped to get yourself a helicopter.
I'm asking you why don't you ask me that all right
Goddamn blue-blooded american see this country see
I hate Russia
That's what dolls are making sure he's making sure
Now you're good
I
Like I just realized just this blue blooded when people say red blooded Americans. I mean you're like
I thought the same was just red blooded back. Does that mean you guys?
Nothing for your party. No, no, no, no, no, no
just mean like
Human red blood red blooded American life. Yeah, mr. P. Well cuz he said I don't leave my side
Are you sure it's not like the parties well if it is I never heard that I was
I was just red blooded American like he's American I think everybody's a red
blooded American whether they're a specter we need a scrappy group we
I
Blue blood it means you're a cop
Oh
He's a cop, like blue.
Oh, that makes sense.
Don't get that made sense.
Oh, he's a Crip.
I think Scrapper is a Crip.
He's either a cop or a Crip.
He's one of those two.
He's holding his pistol.
Or Serenio.
Or Serenio.
Or Serenio, and then red blighted is notenio and blighted.
Honey, honey, Scrappy.
Scrappy.
It's all very plain, not confusing at all.
confusing at all. How much copy is this copy?
Uh, 1,200.
Oh, that's even too many. Don't have any.
Hang on, bro.
Hang on, bro.
My give me a gift.
No, I gave him. I gave him.
Just kidding. It's getting we were here we were here for for mr. Cooper turn
Why doesn't he aim closer to the helicopter you tell about I was even at that a cop
I bet a couple of those guys left in terror. I was hitting them guns.
You were leaving your shots? Oh that's what he was talking about. Yeah, hey dumbass!
The helicopter was using...
My American outfit.
Red for American.
The helicopter goes...
Do I look American?
It was moving!
The helicopter moved!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The question. Thank you. I got a job. Let's go. What?
What the fuck? Oh
I knew all those gunshots were for something
These coupons 12-1250 scrap on
You see my ship right in front wonder again
You hold up you hold up very close
One with the back one with the back
No, it's beautiful. I saw one for the back
He's running
You ain't dead! You ain't dead!
You won't...
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy!
Oh, yep, I found the 12-bitty scrap, I found it.
This is the guy that killed him.
This is the guy that got Mr. Coop.
Holy fuck.
Good work, boys, good work, boys.
Are they dead?
We got em, we got em, we got em.
I got ya, I got the scrap, I got the scrap!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
There he is!
There's that man right there!
Who the fuck's this guy?
Thank you, thank you!
Who the fuck's this guy?
I'm gonna take the loot read.
I don't know.
Is everybody gonna see this guy?
Who the fuck is this?
I-
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna take the loot read.
Uh, yeah, I got it, I got it.
Oh, okay.
Here you go, here you go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Reloot!
Oh my god.
Reloot for everybody!
Reloot for everybody!
A-K-G!
In the art jail!
Everything's gotta go!
Everything's gotta go wall!
Please, please.
There you go
Put your hands up boys
Good man good man good man. You see buddy. Have any thing
I
Get used to food. I'm a fair mission. I'm record. I'm record, but there's nothing you sir. Thank you
I
Did and then he comes to us oh shit my aches almost broke wait who took that a key that I dropped I kind of needed to
Okay, I was broken
Oh, thanks watch
Now we go to the house
Whatever you gave me Japanese girls have been going on. Oh, yeah, we guys the Japanese girls have been started five minutes
Well, you're a bunch of scoundrels that's you know the casino or the Japanese girls party
That is
Let's roll! Let's roll!
What if they kill us and take our scrap?
Then we have a reason to nuke them on the last day.
That's true. That's true.
Are you okay?
We have a bit of a change of plan.
We're going to drop by the Japanese girls party, and then we're going to the old outpost.
Where's the Japanese party at? Is it in Japan?
Probably in Japan!
I'm sorry!
Japan, yes Japan, is next to China.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
Somebody should make a loop for just the first part. I don't know what that
Second, about the second part. I don't like that part
You tell me you tell me to make a little bit just the first part. I'm not going to be 20 walking. That's a good one
Who's coming?
What's going on?
I'm checking on the above us.
It's 290.
290, right above us.
Oh, it's on.
There's so bad.
I'm in a jam!
What the fuck?
They're fucked!
I just heard one one-
What?
Hello?
Someone just died.
I'm like, no.
Yeah, I'm completely frozen.
That's me so much crap on us. I got kicked. I got kicked. Yeah, me too. We all did we all did dude
I had shot the helipilot. Holy shit
I had shot the helipilot. Yeah, sir crashes. Huh interesting
I'm pretty sure a triple spun by extent. He was not on my screen. I was putting it in tech
I know that kind of sucks when I was dead, but that's gonna suck for that guy even worse guy right over the ocean
That guy is dead. That guy is dead. That guy is dead. Instantaneous, no sound. Damn.
The warning. He's gonna wake up. He's gonna wake up dead. Internal darkness for that gentleman.
I don't know if it leaked me easily, I don't know if it leaked the IPs, it did not.
I think it's going to be permanently leaked, no, there's people who are not streaming and stuff.
I mean, there's so many people that know it's not permanently leaked, I think.
That's true.
Well, yeah, we need to be more alive, guys, aren't streamers.
Yeah, true.
Oh, can you see it?
Can you watch me see it?
I have a good, I have a good.
I've got myself some, uh, delicious tacos.
Honestly, not a better dime for the server to go down.
Oh, good to have got about a better dime.
This is a fantastic time!
Big snackaroonie?
Is there anything in the announcements? Do we know how long it should be down?
They said it's booting already, so it might be not too long.
Oh, fantastic! Fantastic!
Yes. Just enough for a little taco snake.
What kind of tacos?
I don't know.
Tacos from where?
I don't know.
I was told both of those things, but I don't remember.
I don't remember.
Oh, they're not even tacos.
They're peeders.
How many resets do you have to get the skins?
Oh, yeah.
Was that maybe it was a reset for the skin thing to do it?
Oh, yeah.
Probably, yeah.
Mm-hmm
How about strep is a life and we're kind of close above the ground
yeah
I'm being a
Who's indecent safe to I'm they're gonna hit a lot of rockets. So there's a chance I think so right
I know you don't see me Sunday, but you're seeing the moon and new fit and fuck tomorrow yeah guys
I forgot I'm gonna keep saving things for my boss I'm gonna see that a couple more times while
I'm streaming tonight the nuke event and the moon event is tomorrow so tomorrow is actually the final day so I'm gonna
Just I'm gonna stream tomorrow
And then I won't see you on my day. I'm gonna go swap to doozy. No, it's not easy
We'll swap to doozy
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Not giving on Monday is racist
Fuck yeah.
You need to put that to it, don't give me that to it.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Church is even on Sunday?
A priest in church is on Sunday.
What?
Priest on Sunday for like every religion.
Sunday.
Mmm.
Isn't it?
Priest in church is on Sunday for like every religion.
Sunday.
Mmm.
Isn't it?
Priest in church is on Sunday for like every religion.
Sunday.
Search is on Sunday, like I haven't religion.
Weird ones go on Wednesday.
So was I boys.
So was I.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Yes.
That retard
And I say okay, we are congratulations. You've heard a little bit. Can we hurt me just a little our country?
We're be very deeply. That's not good. Oh, that was your plan. We did just you have. Oh, yeah, fuck. Oh
Shit
Fucking drowning
What the hell got me still? Oh shit!
Oh no!
Uh, the helicopter, I'm alive and drowning and I'm dead.
Helicopter's in the water, boys. Helicopter's in the water.
That's uh...
That will happen. That will happen.
How are we on those big jobs?
Oh
Oh
What great timing what a blessing that was a real motivational sort of a pep in our step, huh?
I just hope the Japanese girls are still there when we get there. They may show trees
Are you guys going back to your bodies? Yeah, we got to all this
Is that recoverable?
Give me a A, yeah
I put your kit
Look at all clothing
Oh my fucking god
This is way better
This guy's not wearing blue
Why isn't Jenna wearing blue?
Is she a fucking communist?
What the hell?
Why didn't I get it?
Why didn't I get it Jenna?
either jazz top 20
why didn't me and jenna get it
what the fuck
i didn't get it
what the hell
what
what if i kill you
no don't kill me
no no no
no no no
i just crapped all these menstruate guys
oh maybe yeah
i can kill you
now i don't get that much
no i'll kill you
oh i need you to respond
no i don't know
is that right for the fishing at least
oh it's good
Oh sorry, I didn't realize you guys were choking.
I thought something was coming up against the wire.
Sorry, thanks.
Sorry.
Oh, thank you.
That was not fun.
We wanted to give you the code on a note.
Do you want me to give you the code on a note?
I already got the code.
I thought I'd go next much.
I was too lazy.
Oh, okay, that's fine.
I'm gonna go to the fishing village.
You guys might find this here while you get all this stuff.
Do you want a gun?
Oh no, I'm all good.
I'm all good.
Thanks much.
Are you getting everything back oiled? Do you have a tank?
And the body should be going up. Oh
That's true
Alright, yeah, just loop
Whatever, I'll come back there. You know be curious
Would you get mr. Peanut, what'd you get I got three burritos and Simpson salsa
Oh, you went to Taco Bell, huh?
No, no, it's not Taco Bell, it's from a local restaurant.
Three bur- okay, so they're teeny burritos.
Yeah, they're guys, Bob.
Dude, there's a Mexican place where I grew up.
That's like, it was in like the bad part of town, bars on the windows and everything.
And there'd be a line out the door every day.
People from all over the city would come and they'd be like,
be like dude if I die it's worth it and they'd have these tiny burritos and she's a normal conversation
having the lobby of the taco place uh well you know you just kind of knew you just kind of knew
you guys you know fear that one dies it was waiting for their order yeah no there was never that
dude no none of the I actually I knew a lot of actual game on it can also hold on oh you're
to be honest, they don't actually give a shit about it.
I talk to shop with a bunch of white people outside.
This America, baby!
This America!
Not really what the rest of you did.
So he's always fine.
Oh, we finally arrived in America!
Good going, guys.
Keep running.
Keep running.
We're going to make it.
Beautiful.
So that's where I'm at.
This is America.
I have enough for another scrappy or peanut you want your scrap?
Yeah, thanks box.
Can I find?
I don't have your kit.
I have one.
Thanks box.
That's all I picked up.
Go to this backpack and get some extra meds.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where can I find Mr. Gimmick?
Oh my god.
He's somewhere around here.
We asked him.
Hey Gimmick, where are you?
This guy's got your kit.
I'll find it.
I'll find it.
I'll find it.
I'll find it.
I'll find it.
I'll find it.
I'll find it.
I'm finding I'm thank you this person literally 30 seconds away. He's coming here is about 30 seconds way much
Okay
I got tons of men you want meds?
I still gotta eat though. Don't bite me. Don't bite me. What's that?
I mean
They will thank you sure fuck you
You got the
You take it you take it you take it
In the scrappy suit
You're just not fat
I don't know what blessings got
We were all hanging out in your kitchen. Yeah, and you came out waddling like a
The first time I ever saw you you came out with a heavy waddle straight to the fridge for a voodoo ranger
But it was it was it was not a fat waddle it was not a fat one you walked like a fat man, but you don't you're not a fat man
I was a race. It was a voodoo ranger race.
I had to get them before you got snatched them all off.
The ranger race. Yeah, yeah. Well, sorry about that. We snatched them.
Hmm. Oh, god. Oh, god.
By the way, most of you guys are no-go. At the end of the night, we ran out of alcohols.
We had three voodoo rangers left. So me, coconut, and gimmick popped one out of each.
This guy kicked my table three times within seven minutes,
knocking all three of them over three times in a row.
All right.
We don't need to get into the details.
All right.
It was a tiny table.
All right.
It was the table needed more strength.
It was a tiny table.
It was a tiny table.
It was a tiny table.
It was a tiny table.
I got a heavy.
I got it sort of a heavy way about me.
Oh.
Mm-hmm. I may have been slightly inebriated. Slightly.
Oh, so yeah, just slightly. Just slightly we were.
Maybe slightly inebriated.
Guys, we do have a half of our tea at dinner.
So we were slightly inebriated.
I
Was we're gonna miss the Japanese girls party we keep getting around
Did you get the scrap back I got some of it back. I'm missing like five hundred
We'll make it all back we'll make it all back
No, I did not I did not I did not I did not I did I hate going number two in public
Toilets, but let me tell you I was utilizing the the public toilets
You want poop in my house?
No, no, I would have much rather done that but it the the call didn't come, you know
You only poop when you're called that show that you hear the the call
Aaron rake so happened
Son says you stink because you have no one legs
the hell
the hell?
such an asshole what the hell
we gotta run over the fishing to get picked up
what the hell
he's a racist
son of a bitch
he's a racist
what the hell
and
they're very nice
do you have the alley
outside the fishing
okay
Oh yeah sorry I couldn't get into the heli at the fishing village for some reason, okay?
Now I've fallen into the water.
Give me a minute, I'm just going to swim there because there's a demon inside.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Beautiful, beautiful.
3, 2, 1, GO!
Woohoo! We looking good boys!
We looking good!
Except for CJ, who did not
fairly
get one of the uniforms.
I didn't die yet. I gotta die.
And then they'll switch it for me.
Yes, team. Oh, let me help you!
Peek it out, I'm not Jenna Putties though!
Ah, he said
I need some burritos right now.
Oh, I'm jealous.
Where are we going?
Are we going to the Japanese World Party?
Japanese World Party.
Japanese World Party.
Japanese World Party.
Japan, okay.
Just look on the map on the other side.
We're going to the Japanese girl party boys!
Can you see me, let me be
In a place you don't belong
Never you
Can you see me, let me be
In a place you don't belong
Never you
Let's say we're a bunch of no-summers
Can't stop my mirekono machi no ensou dama
Tamama ichido chinte oide
Sigh jyuuu milyo subu hoto
Minou kara Japan Ichiba
Jump around, so chill n'zema
Hey, I see boys in the place of me
Misuri adora, I gotta be up high
I don't like the first part.
Pretty far into the back.
Pretty far into the back.
Okay, these reels are good.
This voice...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
I
Can you play miss for today now?
I'm gonna place I'm gonna play some else after we do the job. He's no party then gamble a little bit
Since the mood event in the new convince tomorrow and stop
Well, this boy's being deducted so I wouldn't bother.
Huh?
Is that for real?
This boy's being deducted so I wouldn't bother.
Huh?
I
Gimmick
Gimmick, oh no, that's saying the cunt. Yes, sir. It's miss is miss ball being a he does or something
Oh, she's asked you they said they said to ask you
I mean, I don't know I haven't played today
I remember getting one down.
Oh, maybe they just don't want you.
They heard that you wanted to play another game tonight and they don't want you to play Miss Fall.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
I'm almost also down for 49 too.
I'm down for whatever. I'm down for whatever.
I mean, I'm enjoying Miss Fall, but...
It's gonna be around this fall this fall will be there
Don't go go this Saturday night down to get
How do we get in here? It's locked.
What do you see on the roof?
Well, I didn't make the roof jump, alright?
Some of us fell into the water.
I thought there was going to be dancers as well, bro. Where are the dancers?
Yeah, this is like a strip bomb situation.
Is that real Japanese lady singing?
I'm getting nine friends per second.
for a second. I think so. Sounds like you've shot the power.
Yo, ladybug, face my sky. Can you move please?
I'm in? I'm in.
Ruby, AK, move. Thank you, life.
He's shooting fucking Samus
Who's his lady?
I think they're not so cool
Hey, can you guys sit on the floor?
Did you just shoot that guy?
There's some more tension in here
I thought that was that
Cause he came out of the gate, but it's like laser
That would not be a knife
I'm gonna move this bucket down. I don't know why the fuck you landed in here
What is he talking?
Why is everybody so pissed right now? What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What's going on?
I need to read some read
Yeah
I think it's stuck
I can't move it
I can't fucking move with you, that's right.
Where's the left upgrade?
Come on.
Why'd you take the left upgrade now? That's why I can't fucking move with you.
Shut the fuck up!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
She's singing, please! Shut it up!
Oh, come on!
Shut the fuck up!
This is the end of you!
I'm gonna shoot you between the fucking eyes!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
You need to open the door.
You need to talk to the members nowadays.
Why is everybody talking? I'm just trying to listen to nice Japanese things.
Ta-ra-dee-dee-da!
E-e-e- thank you, sir.
Put the boy down!
Yдаa!
What is your name?
Ah, Hoshimachi Tsutsui-sen.
Say, women, please, with me.
Come on, come on.
Blue Angel's pieces.
Lisa.
Evangelion.
Evangelion desu.
Evangelion?
Bye bye.
Evangelion, okura-sai! Evangelion, okura-sai!
I don't really understand.
Please.
Okura-sai!
Please, please, please, please.
If you betray me, I'll make this sky bright.
Be a boy, and you'll be a god.
You know this guy's just a gingerbread man thing.
He's got it ready, he's got it ready.
Oh shit, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't.
Oh, it was his guy, it was his guy.
It was his guy.
Oh
I can't put it on the blue thing
Because the blue thing
Oh that sucks damage
Oopsie oopsie
All right, you guys wanna go gambling
Let's go gamble. Let's go gamble. We're scooping the other guy
We're scooping the helicopter
Japanese girl
Japanese
Japan how close we got to our outputs we can gamble
If we have loaded we can take a train
That's Japan for a hell of you maybe Japan goes out
I don't really see any hellies around.
Yeah, I don't think they got it like that in their one life.
Yeah, I don't think they got it.
Oh, take this boat!
They're killing us, Mike!
What the hell?
God, I'm old dad.
Get the shit out of me.
Get the shit out, get the shit out.
We have we check these boats they have you little oh
I'm checking this one. Yo, what's up, boss? We got a mini over here. We need to go buy a scrappy this was empty
Okay, all right, okay, let's do that
And then we come back.
We're back to the rinse.
We're always going to wait.
Where's the closest outpost for gambling?
Where's the closest outpost?
We've got to go to Africa.
Africa?
Wait, I don't see one.
I don't even see one there.
Oh, I see one.
OK.
17 hour flight.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What if we take, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a train that goes right next to it.
What if we take, where do we go to AG18
and take the train.
Yeah, let's do that.
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's do that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Auto me, gig, auto me, boys.
Oh, man.
Oh, thank God, final day.
What, do I got bad news for you, dude?
Jeez!
Oh, yeah, we're from the consulate.
Why are we running with this dominoes?
Hey, hold on, what do you say?
You guys want to meet?
Oh, I don't know.
What the?
He's giving me a kick.
Beautiful.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm just going to show you guys.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to show you.
What?
What?
What? Oh, I just killed a couple guys.
They were offering.
They were offering us a helicopter.
I just died. I'm dead. I was just I was just standing there. I don't even know.
This is going horribly!
What the hell? Is everybody still alive?
No, I died. I was literally looking at my door dash order and
Shot in the head fantastic fantastic
ordering
We have more pressing matters right now. This oil
Which we are you guys still alive with all the shelf
You're dead
I think we're all gonna get wet here.
They fucked me.
We just saw that scrap!
Yeah, very lunatic.
Why did we start shooting?
Don't look at me, look at oil rats!
I didn't shoot, they started shooting me!
No, you shot fetch!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I got coverless, so I saw red.
Shit.
I didn't know they were offering shit.
I thought they were trying to fuck us.
Oh, we were asking if we wanted a heli.
I didn't hear that.
I just, I'm just so advised today.
I thought the communists were trying to kill us.
Total disaster.
Well, shit.
We just lost all our gambling money.
Yeah.
Oh, we don't even have a helicopter anymore.
No, no, no.
Oh, yeah, I showed you.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
Oh my god, I'm a good kid. I'd like a hundred syringes too. Oh, I mean too. Yeah. Oh
That's a nice flee. Why would the Asian scumas?
Yeah, what do you have you already?
That was you Bobo, I was you
I
Do we go over and try to gamble or do you want to play another game of series?
I'm gonna breathe it one. I'm gonna breathe it one. I definitely I
Just go gamble. I just get there as fast as possible. Is it what we need a couple more big to scrap?
Yeah, you come more big to scrap
Grab light a
A little kid here nothing nothing Garrosh. I'm glad I'm gonna grab a kid cuz we're going to the safe zone
Really we'll sit in the compound for a scrappy. Yeah
Okay, I'm bringing you some more funds. Oh fantastic. Good. We will Dutch the commonists
We'll have to 20 XR scrap now cuz we lost the old scrap
But that seems so easy. We're the best gamblers in the world. We know the ins and the outs of the
of like the the gambling games. You wanna come out? Who the fuck do you think you're doing?
This guy's got a SWAT J-8 turn! Sapphire! Kill his motherfucker! Sapphire! Kill his motherfucker! Sapphire!
Are we meeting at the uh, near base?
Yeah, I have to scrap in the compound. We can run through the finish and buy a scrappy and just
Flight to Albus
The guy from Lantan just stole a helicopter for months
What the fuck it sounds right that sounds right? There you go, Mr. President. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir
Let's head to the fishing village
You ever back on the way gimmick?
Well, yeah, I let him in but that's because I thought blue was good
Red was bad and like Orange was like maybe like the roleplayers that are making burger shops
I just got to run in there and steal an helicopter even so one of my guys. I
Don't know why but sapphire I told sapphire to shoot the guy. He just hopped in the helicopter. Oh
She
No, he stole
Please sapphire is okay
Hopefully that man is okay
the front seat or what well no well I the the latin guy started stealing the
helicopters so I there's a guy named sapphire for me so I said sapphire shoot
this guy shoot this guy and he ran over and he just hopped in the front seat and
the latin guy just took off with oh shit whoopsie so that damn orange
Latte's orange, yeah
Orange bad the orange bad
Mourns bad. Oh very bad orange bad
Okay, okay. All right
Say
Say, can you teleport sapphire here for me, please? It would be a huge favor
just a quick teleport for my my friend sapphire my friend sapphire is just
about a minute that way he's coming and he's completely safe so teleporting
would make no difference
I can't do that man sorry anyway yeah I've been spoken to you in a while yeah do you see the most recent newscast?
I see you started telling the truth finally telling the truth
Obviously I haven't spoken to you since the Russia raid, but you know, how did it go?
Fucking great other things some those communists. They don't know what they're doing
They don't know their ass from there from there in their hat. They don't know nothing. All right
We we went in there. Let me care these soldiers right here. We struck we struck with the force of a thousand lives
He can't do like a hot nice designer
They didn't survive our first
They ran for the hills at the communist buses they are
Okay, I just have a tea yeah, if you have the time two more questions yeah, mm-hmm, okay, so
Russia has rebuilt completely as
As you know, what is your plan on this? They've fully rebuilt new come. What is the United States drop a nuke on their house?
I am going to personally set off a nuclear explosion in Russia in their living room
And that's a promise
This is a little bit of a
holy aura what the
Australia raid yeah, what happened there? Well, I feel it rain
You guys go to Australia if I got my sauce. Oh, yeah, we went to Australia and then those big stream sniped us and shot us down
We were rain
We're going to New Zealand to fucking take them hostage. Yeah, we were going to do see that why I
I don't know. What would I like to do?
We're finding these. We're sending giggles.
The U.S. could just ask for the tease. I'm sure they would give it to you.
Well, yeah, we want to make sure no one else gets the tease.
Ah, okay.
Well, thank you for your time. I won't hold you any longer, Mr. President. I wish you luck in this event.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Have a good one.
Hopefully sapphire is doing good. He says he can't teleport sapphire. I know
I know
Thousand scrap here. Oh my god. Oh, thank god. Thank you, mr. President
No, no, that's not true. That's Russian
Mr. President.
Mr. President.
Mr. President.
Oh, you.
Mr. President.
Oh, yeah, what we saying, Mike?
What was that you were saying?
Yeah.
You're going to blow up that guy.
You're going to blow up that guy.
Mr. President, I didn't think you had.
I didn't think you had such.
You could have it back.
You could have it back.
present one time any time I walk I'm walking out of the casino Richard in
there's always been inside you
oh my god get it shut up a bitch I'm hoping it up a
You work, you work.
Onward.
How much scab do you have?
One.
Okay.
Hold on a second.
How much scab do you have?
750.
Okay, got it.
Guys, we have already exhausted probably 10,000 scrap from our scrappers here.
We have to win on this gambling trip.
We have to win.
We have to go big, yeah.
We have to go big.
We have to go big.
we're not going to the moon this is our moment this is our time
you take this scrap is a thousand don't drop oh my god oh my god okay well
thank you you're very generous I think you're very generous I'm just real
there's a thousand now I got three right below you right below you right below
you there you go there's the bowl there's the bulk in it yeah now there you go
There's another one scrapped. There you go. Here's the ball commit. Absolutely amazing. There's the ball commit.
There you go. There goes our man.
There goes our... oh, that was three... oh my god.
Wow, it's flying out. I'm gonna be rich.
After, yeah, I don't know, like three hours of this, I'm gonna be filthy rich.
It's like somebody that goes and pays in pennies at a restaurant.
Alright boys locked in it, we're about to win.
MASSIVE!
We're turning this 3,000 scrap into 30,000!
Beautiful, almost there.
Explore.
There's time.
At the outpost.
at the outpost yeah I haven't been here in a while
yeah I believe I hope you don't choose a helicopter
it's perfect you don't worry about it
perfect perfect good
because it's good to do what they talk about in the script they're going to get
hell yeah what is 20? 25 the boy is losing
here you go gimmick that's yours and then all of that's yours
Thank you, are you doing the wheel? Are we doing blackjack? What are we doing? Oh?
I will say I feel like the wheel the wheel is actually there's a math to it. There's a math. You're mad to it
There's a math to it. Mm-hmm. What's you let's do the wheel that?
Yeah, oh
Yeah, here we go. Yeah, here we go big money be body boy be body
Oh, here we go all right looking rough in here or what how's the tables going?
Hey, what's Ludo doing here?
I'm gonna play I'm gonna put 250 on five
Is that good is that good anything?
one three five stupid five three one one hundred on them every time
wouldn't be to us well we got a thing wouldn't that be stupid
oh team is counting on us wait why would I do that
okay I'm doing my tactic oh you guys don't have food do you
I'm going to starve to death with the wheeler.
Wait, five?
Wait, I'm going to starve in the thing.
I'm really more than you.
Oh, I am, too.
Wait, what are the odds?
These were supposed to do 100 on 5, 3, and 1 is what I'm here.
Mm-hmm.
That's what I'm doing.
Yeah, you do the same thing.
I do demotion.
I do demotion.
I do.
I got 125 on 1, 62 on 3, 32 on 5.
Oh, it doesn't mean you always lose.
No, no, no.
I'm pretty sure I mean you literally always lose.
I'm on fire.
Come on, baby. Give us a juicy fight here.
We'll see. We'll see.
Come on, baby. Blue.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, at least it's a three.
It's all right.
Please not bad.
Please not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad.
He's not bad.
Oh, not bad.
I'm not taking a step.
I'm not a stalker.
Same.
I see.
I made scrap.
I made it.
You're giving me scrap.
I'm going to up the scum.
200 out of 1, 200 and 3, I'm 200 on 5.
I'm all 0 and on 5.
That's a move.
That's a move right there.
That's pretty good, yeah.
That's a move.
That's pretty good.
Oh, you know what?
I'll just do two hundred and five and just gamble.
Did we thought about this before?
He's a gambler, a rambler.
Okay, okay, now I've reset so it's X amount on one, then half of that on three, half that on five, same amount.
But again, that is what he says because it's the same size.
One hundred on one.
One breaks even.
three three and five make me money one breaks me even so I can know that what
if you hit another number but that's not gonna happen
come on come on come on come on see no problem no
No problem, I'm gonna pull in the rest of the game again.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so you do 200 on one,
and 100 on two.
And 100 on three.
Or three, and then.
And 100 on five.
And 100 on five?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's your big win.
Your big win is five,
but you put it in one and three,
so you can break, if it's one, you break even.
You don't lose anything.
But that doesn't make any sense,
because if I hit three, I lose 100 scrap.
No, you're right. You're right. No, you're right. I I even break even
You're waiting for five then you hit you break even on one and three you make money on five you make 200 strap on five
Okay, yeah, it's whatever denomination you want to do it's just I mean it's slow and it's not as exciting
But if you do that all fucking day you you're gonna win
Win win win. Oh
Almost
Get the milk we're getting the milk getting huh? Are you sure boys? We're getting the milk
We're getting the milk. I haven't lost a penny yet. I haven't gained anything. I haven't lost anything
I'm waiting that big way so you can see you the whole time and you have won one dollar
Haven't lost one dollar either
I've lost the dog. How much are you? What about you? I'm 20, baby.
I need to get some, I know I'm in the trench, bro. I'm gonna go to the tunnels on Vegas.
Hey, should we put all of our money on 20 right now, because we're feeling it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are we feeling it?
I'm gonna put 50 on 12, I'm gonna put 50 on 20.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh watch out, there's a balloon! Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!
What the fuck?!
What's going on?
Honestly, fucking dessert.
Look at that stupid bitch.
How did I die? I was literally AFK.
What the hell does that mean?
Did he just kill him with a balloon?
Yeah, he landed on my head with a balloon and it killed- and the scientists killed me.
Grab my scrap, grab my scrap.
Oh, that's crazy though. I don't even care. Oh
It's gambling gambling gambling fucking bad. Oh, it's gambling. It's gambling. It should be fucking. Oh
Yeah, you're excited. What the fuck is that shit?
I'm holding your money's running your money's running. I couldn't take it out back up. Oh
Oh, I lay down one lay that one. Oh, dude, I don't have a bag anywhere near Africa
You
Fuck that guy
What up, baby
You fucking stupid motherfuckers we get money for the moon chip I was
I can't come back. I have no bag even remotely near Africa
Oh, oh, maybe you guys came back. Maybe back me. What did you say coconut?
How much crap you lose boss, I'm only watching 150 miles. I'm getting money for the moon
No, it's a hundred fifty scrap and we lost 150
So far on job well, I'm not certain I
Feel like I should have more of you got it
Swat swat swat job. I think it's like
Why don't we do exactly out of Philly boys? I
Feel like I'm missing some scrap if I have gimmicks as well. Oh no give a guy some strap. Oh, okay. I swear on top
Oh minus the $5,000
Yeah, we got fucked
That's two Americans that's two Americans not go to the moon this year
No, no, but we're gonna win so much there are hundreds of Americans to go
Watch watch I'm gonna put 372 on five. Yeah, watch this watch this
372 on five
It was double five P it was double five just now P, but
Twice
Yes
Oh
Bullshit we give it you ask Koop to drive you over here. Oh shit
I'm sorry, boss
Look
Who would I be watch this I watch this fine?
Watch this I'm gonna put you on it on five. It's gonna hit five. What a hundred percent
What a hundred percent, but you know what a hundred percent? Oh
Shit that's coupe
Who can't find
Oh, it should be three. It should be one.
If it's five, Luno's going to give everyone blowjobs with the mask on.
Oh, I mean.
Oh, it's changed.
Should be ten. Come on. Blue purple.
Blue purple.
Oh fucking serious are we fucking serious? Are we fucking serious?
Follow me to the black tank tables. Let's see how we really went
I'll see how we really went miss coconut every American is going to the moon that I can promise you
Watch this, 100 scrap back, some life.
That's a quick stand, that's an easy stand.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh no, I trust you.
I trust you.
Watch, watch this, that was,
that's the reason I don't think
I knew it was gonna beat me the first time.
I'm gonna up my back to 200.
15 easy hit that was that was on purpose going to watch I knew it's gonna be
you both decide to open a max bet all by scrap 500
good work team good work
I lost all the moon scrap, I lost all the moon scrap, I ain't nobody going to do it
I'm out too.
Looks like we're staying on Earth.
We lost 5000 in the ocean and then we have 3000 more here so about 8000.
I
Have a howling well, yeah, it's right up right up there boss
Can one of you guys bring the secret agents over here so they can blow my fucking brains out
I'm
I'm in the trenches.
Oh, thanks, Mars.
Coconut, coconut, I got some more scrap.
We can wait it all back.
Oh, now we really start to gamble.
The table's on a hot.
Watch this, Coconut.
Watch this.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
I'm just as mad as you come to that. I'm gonna play even more mad.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back. You are on light in the darkness.
come back starts now all right see you
that did not go as I thought it would place that did not go as well as I
thought it would come on oh guys I'm on a scrap
we need a 20 give it you still have a little bit cuz he died you're so bad
did you take the stuff out of my thing cuz it's not here
I have 781 scrap back to the streets for more scrap
No, no, that was not one. That wasn't me. No
That was not me. Hello, Mr. Kogadag. It's somebody else
Somebody must have moved on by me the blue guy. Yeah, yeah, I keep my stolen
Oh, did the blue guy really take it the blue guy
probably came over yeah the balloon guy came over and took that that strap oh
probably yeah he's going on you use like a quick as a whip right right right
right guys I got this I got this give me give me two rounds it's gonna be very
easy. It's gonna be very easy. I wish you might call professional gambler. Kind of
got they don't let into casinos. Oh shit. Oh shit you landed on one. Do you actually have it on one?
I sure should did. Oh my goodness. Sorry Bob. Alright boys. Hey poker versus Australia. We bet the
Newt Fragments. Mr. Peanut. Mr. Peanut. Here you go. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Here you go. Oh, we're back in business. Oh, we're back in business. Yeah, you see what they put in the
chat? What's that? They want to play poker versus Australia, but instead of money, it's the nuclear bomb
fragments. Oh shit. Oh my god. Wait. Should we do it? That's kind of hot. That's kind of hot.
How good are you Mr. President? Oh I'm good. I'm very good at poker. Very good at poker. Yes.
As good as the gambling? Even better than I am at regular gambling.
Mm-hmm. I promise you put me up there. I won't lose. I won't lose
We got five who's got boys
All right now we're cooking what things are eating out
I
Guys I'm winning so much right now. I should that 500 in a 2250
That's great
what do you keep going please bling black shit
please blackjack please blackjack everything continue don't stop keep
going okay they know what's best they know what's best they know it's best
guys what we honest I've tripled my money here we go
Yet the Gaussian you're the man give me what I gave I gave five well no I doubled my money
I meant to twenty two hundred almost twenty two hundred again, and I gave you guys
Yeah, very easy you look at this boys
I am I'm fucking up right now. Oh
Oh
Yeah
Who's getting bugged
Yeah, we need to go
We still have our scrappy on all that talk at these fucking bastards. They took our scrappy
What the hell
Why is one ton of scrap he's by another one that's beautiful
Oh my god, I'm gonna go six. I'm at almost 1700. That's without
But I'm not gonna bet again because we're gonna go right we have to go for sure
to me they're getting pounded they're getting pounded pounded
Oh no.
Oh, what's going on in here?
Hello, hello.
Oh, what is that?
Oh, look at that.
Oh!
That one's looking far.
Oh, no.
Oh, jeez.
OK, OK.
How am I bashed on every 12?
He's bashing all over the place.
I'm not pretty capable for a game show, you know?
Get some paper, that's it.
Yeah, what the hell?
Do we need to go?
Every thing you keep going, don't stop.
Oh.
Buddy?
Buddy?
We need to go, team.
We need to go.
We need one more bet.
One more bet.
One more bet.
All right.
How do I push it every 12?
What the hell?
One more bet.
How do I push it?
Left.
Left!
I got 20 to 50 20 to 50
Okay, I got
16 is sick
We're gonna go on
And she's gonna put women's use people in here the game show can handle this many people
Okay, okay.
Oh shit.
Oh no, blackjack, why'd you just tell me that?
This game's an asshole.
Oh shit.
Oh no guys, I'm losing all of my...
Where are you? I'm gonna be on the scrapyard. Come on, come out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Stay in ten seconds.
Oh, the bad guy!
That's your arm, below?
Just hanging around?
You want to run a game, sir?
I'll run a game, Joe.
I'm playing the game, Joe.
Yeah, I'll play the game, Joe.
We gotta find you a competitor.
Let me get it for you some more.
What?
Wait.
Wait.
Oh, I thought you shot by Joe's team.
Oh, we won't.
Last man, last man, last man, last man.
So you can buy this scrap. Yeah, so let's not talk about four cents
What you're talking about
I'm the only one that won any money
On or off?
Hell yeah, I'm the best gambler ever!
I'm the best gambler ever left!
We should get a little bit of pot.
You hear that, boys?
We should get a fucking Australian's.
I fucking go!
Oh, that would be... that would actually be...
I'm black.
I'm black.
Just unless you lose, then it's gonna be a real black mark on your record.
We just don't care if it feels...
It's going to be awesome if we win.
I'm telling you, you'll be staying there for a little longer.
I turned this into 50,000.
100%
Yeah, we would have filled our inventory.
Oh, we would have had to have people come over and carry.
Because we would have had so much.
Yeah, exactly.
Hell yeah, we would have.
Yeah, we went out. Yeah, we went out.
Not the backpack and the inventory, so much.
Oh, we got it. Are we good?
Crazy.
Can't teach that.
Alright, where's Brazil at?
We gotta go help him.
They're in danger.
See, you know what?
Just go ahead, let's take the scrappy.
Just drop us right on the roof of whoever's raiding Brazil.
great brazil we'll take care of them all
you got it I'm geared, I'm geared enough
I don't have any gear at all
let's land on the head
you got a rock
I got the sense of gee let's fucking ride boys
let's go baby
let's fucking ride brazil needs our help we'll sell up
has you lived in a clock there we go
Beautiful, beautiful.
Alright, put it right into the heart.
Heart of the fire.
Right into the flag!
Follow me into the block!
We're going into battle!
We're going into battle, Jenna!
This is gonna be so much more fun now that everybody's color coded.
Oh my god.
This is gonna be so much more fun now that I actually know who the fucking enemy is!
It's gonna be the best!
Uh huh.
It's gonna be fucking awesome.
More America!
Let's ride, boy!
Let's ride!
Yeah, brother!
Hell yeah!
Oh my god, guys, this is our first fight where we actually know who the enemy is.
Holy shit.
No bags?
Did all the...
I mean, all my bags.
Did the bags decay super quickly?
I lost all my bags at playstation.
Okay, super quickly. I lost all my bags I placed there.
Okay, I am one shot. I am about to die.
I am about to die.
I thought they removed bleeding. I have 15 bleeding.
How did they take that out of the game?
Here, take this, take this.
What the hell?
Wait, are there coupers? Did they remove bleeding?
I've noticed that bleeding's been gone. Maybe it reset when they did this.
Did you guys passed me?
Cuckoo, Cuckoo, tell the admins.
We're in the air.
Don't tell the admins yet, but I think they may have accidentally put bleeding back in the game by accident.
Okay, okay, hot dog.
I just had, well, we might want to test it more, but Cuckoo, I've never had more than one bleeding on this server so far, and I just had 15 bleeding.
Yeah, hot dog.
Open Cuckoo, come here baby.
Behind you.
Who's here? Who would have happened?
Everett, Everett.
No, this blue is, we shoot anyone that's off of a...
Yeah, 100% of them.
Anyone that's off of a...
Oh my god, this is going to be fantastic. This is going to be the best.
Oh my god.
Fuck it, point, lock it in!
Oh, shit, oh my god!
Why am I making that? I need to have these.
I am making.
Yeah, I may definitely remove the bleeding thing if I accident. I have thirsty bleeding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry, Coco. I'll just tell someone to get some stuff.
They're not bleeding, but they're gonna...
They're gonna have it back.
Oh, you're good, you're good. I hate the bleeding stuff.
Poor thing. We don't have them do it now though.
The server he says now is going to be at the nightmare.
Yeah.
It's in the game, bro.
I don't care.
Oh my god. I don't like it.
Oh my god
Wait, wait, okay, what's Mexican? What's Brazil's color?
Matter they're not blue we fucking kill you
Get all blue
Oh, that's beautiful
Oh my god
I don't see any fucking folks. I don't like I don't be lying. I don't hear any rockets
Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Not true, apparently. What the hell?
Our people are in P-28.
They're lying.
We're all fighting in P-28, it looks like.
Fuck it, we let them to shit and stop fucking them.
Are you sure it's P-28? P-28?
P-28.
This is Brazil. This is Brazil.
Who just shot? Who just shot?
Fuck you, fucking slut.
What the hell are you doing, dude?
That's our teammate.
I'm taking up cover, I'm dying.
Cross job, cross job, try to see it next to me.
Oh!
There we go!
He's gonna fly!
Is that blue?
I don't know, I don't know.
This person, this person was here.
Was he blue?
It should be blue.
I think they are blue.
Everybody's dying in P28.
Everybody's dying right here.
I'm seeing our boys going out of reality.
oh shit
that's a low
that's a low
that's a low
that's a low
FUCKIN EAT BOYS
oh my god, these guys are giving no more teammates shooting us either
oh my god this is gonna be fantastic
this is gonna be fantastic
this is interlating
this is interlating
this is interlating is like nothing we've ever heard
they're gonna die first to get the blues
some of the guys aren't blue
well no die immediately, they'll get blue
I would just kill them
and honestly they don't have blue we kill them
we're doing them a great service
and they're
I don't go past this line right here. That's where you fall out
What are you living on the air?
Woooo!
Good work team, beautiful work team. Hit them halfway, hit.
They're gone. What, we live?
No, not yet, not yet. No, it's no, no.
Go more south, baby.
It looks like all our teams dead down there. I don't see a single.
What are you saying, damn ravens?
All guys are dead in that forest.
We're P-29.
There's Russians in that forest, like, damn!
P-27.
Okay.
Give it to me. I'm well under-appointed for this.
Ah, it's all right. I'm going to move it back.
We just got to move one body.
All that's all I need to do is one guy.
One guy. One guy.
One guy.
Big, big boom. We're in business. We're in business.
Who's business guy, Mr. P?
You know, this business guy.
Oh, there he goes.
He's a funny enemy.
We need to kill him like 20 minutes after the baby gets hit.
Get out, get out, get out, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Get out, get out!
Lock it boys!
I gotta be careful.
What's going on?
They're building fogs.
They're building a fog of P29.
Where are the communists at?
We got it, we got it.
It's already over?
There's still a lot of time.
Cocks, bro, building fogs.
Oh my god, USA, thanks!
They're on like live though, but...
They can come around, they're just fucking around.
They're just raiding it, bro. It's just a 2x1.
There's one down there, I'm under it.
What the hell?
It's a 2x1.
They're wasting very efficient and important resource of the US for this shit.
This is what...
We were the entire nation of the United States of America.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
This is why the president and the entire armed forces was called down to South America!
Oh my god, that fuel cost a lot!
Check the TC, check the list of members!
Yeah, it's actually super nice
I
hmm is your base safe from the United
President
yeah
I should try to win the place for that question bro
what the fuck you said to me little shit
he's sitting up, he's sitting up, he's sitting up, he's sitting up, everything's fine
I'm driving, I swear, we'll have to go.
It's the Brazilian coupe, don't worry about it.
Who the hell is that?
Sir, do you know how to drive a helicopter?
I'm gonna go get a city seat.
Hey, you're a professional, don't worry.
You'll be safe.
I'll see you there.
I had to get a helicopter card from Alfa Rocha, man.
He's out of here. I'll play us out of here boys
I
Is your beautiful old big guy here
Mr. President we're getting some low grade for you. Oh, thank you
Just a minute mr. President and you can get out of here. Thank you. Thank you. You're very kind man. You're very kind
You treat me nicely
I need the
What? What? Sorry?
I need the line
I got 300,000, 300,000 boys
300,000, 300,000 boys
Thank you for the training
I'm sorry
I got to drop off the strap
and go land on London's home bank
I don't think
I'm going to die
I'm going to die
I'm going to die
I'm going to die
once
you worry
to be in
yeah
it's all right
hold on
hold on
oh shit
everybody get in guys everybody get
everybody get in
oh shit
oh shit
stop action
everybody hop in
They're there.
Oh, that's right.
That's the whole purple.
This is the whole purple.
Oh, shit.
We're like, how do I get this thing going real fast?
This thing?
This is not the right helicopter.
We want to go real fast.
Yo, let me go up real high.
Let me go up real high.
Yeah, we got to be careful.
There's a kubas right there.
We got to go fast, fast, too, when those shoes got.
We're gonna go really high up in the air and then we're gonna go now all the way back to our main
We're going to the space we're going to the moon
Bet you can't do a barrel roll. Oh, I bet I can I bet I can let's see it. Let's see
Bet you can't do a barrel roll
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's not a barrel roll
We're going straight to Cuba
Fuck you guys, America is the best!
What the fuck you buses?
Oh, yeah
You're a beautiful girl, dude
I
All no, I think you do better roll this one. Oh, I've seen it. I can do it
You do a better one right in the big one Korean ace in this game Korean ace
That's what they call me
oh we're lagging real bad guys, we're lagging real bad
hold on, wait a second, hold on, wait a second, hold on
are you guys landing?
there we go, we're finished, oh my god
that's how it's done, that's how you're doing
hope you guys are bad and your papers out
that's how it's done
We're landing on Russia's base!
Oh, are you taking off already?
We're landing on Russia's base!
We're landing on Russia's base!
I'm gonna go to Russia's base too!
Is that me in? Is that me in?
Hold on! No!
Wait, wait, wait!
There we go!
Go, go, go!
There you go!
In game, of course!
Oh!
What are you doing?
Oh, what are you doing?
Go left, go left a little bit.
Go left a little bit.
I want the head.
Go, go, go.
There you go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
All right.
Go, Mr. President.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
No, we're going down!
We're going down!
We're fine, we're fine!
It's all very normal.
It's all completely normal, guys.
It's all completely normal, don't worry.
That was all part of the project.
It's all part of the plan.
That's right.
It's all part of our base defense.
If you get that thing going up to 88 miles an hour,
You don't got to feel the same size
That's what we plan on doing it. Well, I'm running up. I'm going to play not do it. All right
Coco's up to see ya
Guys wait, okay, wait a special agent watch quickly. There's no time to explain. I need your entire kid
Thank you, thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I
Don't have that I just need that guy like 80 of them though if you want to ask him I
Would take it up everybody
I'm not in.
I'm not in.
Never mind the resources.
Wait for me, wait for me!
Guys, remember, we're going to die, so don't bring anything you don't want to lose.
I'm coming, wait, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh my god, I just got a space car.
You guys ready back there?
I'm ready to die.
Let's ride!
Wait, there's peanut driving this thing?
Fuck yeah, I am!
Fuck yeah, I am!
Oh god, I love it!
We're landing right on Russia's roof!
We're gonna lose about 15 kids!
What?!
We're gonna lose in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
We got nine AKs going.
Give me a shovel, give me a gun, I'm out of fucking.
It's all good.
We're going down, we're gonna win, guys, look in!
I'm 25!
so much I'm unbelievably a lock it was Russia we we're about to go crazy yeah
look at that is the rush or they were living on the one next to the one when
we cut through the whole middle yeah yeah 30 they may kill us but they will
never take out dignity I said 30 it's as we're gonna run a few before we get to
Roger.
We should be flying, we should be flying, we should be flying.
You sure?
Don't worry about it boss, she got it.
Okay.
You're giving up yet?
Okay.
Have you seen her?
You're not gonna have to shoot the axe in the air yet.
What the fuck?
Locked in boys, locked in here!
you
you
you
you
you
I'm personally requesting that Plush is banned from the server.
I'm personally requesting.
requesting from me the burpee dot for this guy's plus to be banned
my fucking ass go get a text to developers immediately please
have those two removed at once please holy shit
maybe they just had a feeling maybe I'm just feeling the other Russians they
They should go there that they should go to their roof and look to the north
Yeah guys, that was just a Russian got a feeling guys. How's the Russian got a few of that one pretty good it was great
Actually, if you think about that, it's pretty great. I think those two guys are good man. Those sound to people permanently
I
Sorry, dude. Sorry, dude. They screams type this anyways. They were running anyway, so you wouldn't want to bet there
I'd call that I
I can't win. I said she said I said she can't win
Guys, I agree. That's a way. I think we made it further than we thought we would I think yeah
I think it was a success. I think it was
No, no, are you working on get those guys bad work with their names what's plus was it plus or fly?
Plus plus plus
L us a
Anybody else?
No, I'd add the plus that applies all right to you. Thank you. I thought the pluses look yeah, I guess
All right, well, yeah, it's time to go play the game the rest of the night was giving
Yeah, you down you down we play a party game, which we play like this fall
Honestly heavy down breather. I'm really liking this fall, but I'm totally down to just get drunk and play a party game
Too both of those options sound great
He's or a firing on the bike, bro, that's what I'm fucking talking about. Hell yeah
Let's do some party games. Let's get some party games.
Let's get the game done.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's get the game done.
Anyone that you're against, I'm with Jenna.
You hear me? You hear me? Don't you forget that.
Let's get the game done.
We're gonna eat coconut all the way back.
So you guys want to join us or no?
One second.
You guys turn on one second.
I was cooking was going hard on this
He's giving this guy back that business
Think about this for a second you what makes even more sickening is it none of the Russian stream?
So this is not a situation where it was like on p.m.
It's wasteland. We're like he's look at his chat. It's kind of like unavoidable. He's like, oh, I was reading in any ways
And they just told me because that's what happens
Push dies stream. I'll say it better. Fuck. I was gonna say
That's crazy even better. You know what?
Even better
Find something else to see tomorrow, bitch. I'm so that's a tree tomorrow
That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. I
Should look literally posted up looking at the north on the roof. Oh
You gotta listen boys. You gotta hide it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, I just a little
I mean
At least give at least give the audience like a all
What's up? Yeah, what's going on up in the sky? What's it? Well, that's unexpected
What's that? Oh, not the hurt stuff on the roof looking straight from where we're coming from situation
It's just so hard to control because it's like different language.
Yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever.
Alright.
Let's go play.
Let's get the game together.
All right, coconut, you join us now.
Yeah, too.
I'm done with it.
Down with it.
What?
It's replay.
Okay, we're looking at it.
To be honest, I say we start off with a nice 2v2 super battle golf.
We're getting serious tonight, huh?
We're getting serious.
Yeah.
We'll stop and then we'll move on to maybe.
No, we're going to get so serious.
Oh, crazy.
It's crazy.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Hmm
These four four scrap is full headed towards personal right now with two attack alleys
What oh shit? Yeah force for four fully scrapped with water scrap helicopter go to was all right now. Oh shit
It's so they were gonna rain we those guys right about that little house
Was dying
I don't have anything.
It's fun. Kill yourself and spawn at the nut house. Yeah, kill yourself. Um, yeah.
I think he's been absolutely loading us up
They come to the house
Okay, all right now
Well, what's up, what do you mean? I just I've been doing like we think about guys. We have not had one big fight
after they change it so everyone's wearing their team colors.
I think there's gonna be so much more fun.
It's gonna be awesome.
It's a lot.
100%.
We are.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna give you some clues.
Actually, wait, wait, can you give me a kid
who can give you some clues?
I'm gonna give you some clues.
I'm gonna give you some clues.
I'm done with it.
I'm done with it.
What did you just say?
I'm done with it.
He wants a kid.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
Because I need to pick up a kid for myself,
so I'll just pick up two kids.
So when he comes back, I'll just drop him.
I have a gun, I have a gun!
There's someone left, right?
Dude, I think there's some kids out here and things.
What do you want? Are you sure they're not rude?
Uh, I'm spawning in. I'm loading right now, spawning in.
Oh, I said I'll...
I see you.
Good kid if there's a locker somewhere we can't answer to where it is
Yeah, yeah, they're by that by the exit doors on the floor go to the bottom floor by the eggs
You've got I got I'm gonna go. Okay
I let's run
Just loaded in just loaded in the scoop have another
Heady
Oh shit
Well that plus I had to send stuff to subs only itself
guys don't need to go over there, Jake, don't need to go over there, we'll handle Mr. Plyche
don't need to go over there guys, don't worry about it, don't go over there guys, we'll
handle it in the house, we'll handle it in the house
I don't know Plyche is the guy where there's definitely someone over there watching this
damn stream telling everybody where we're going, 100%
We'll find them, we'll find them boys don't you worry we'll find them. We'll get them, we'll get them, we'll get them, we'll get them.
Don't need to go there boys.
Thank you there boys, thank you there boys.
Oh, Coop take us to Brazil!
Are you inside the base funeral? Where are you going?
I'm in a helicopter with Coop.
I gotta take Coco to the impress.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I just need to get in the walls. Look at the clip. Oh, he is so obvious
Somebody said he admitted any laugh he was just laughing about it. I don't know
I fought this down officially for like sometimes it's kind of weird but
Yeah, I don't yeah, I don't speak Russian guys
Let's go. Let's go. Oh you son of a bitch. I gotta do this
You get it oh guess we'll have to find a new
Yeah, that's right. That's what you deserve cookin. I hope you shut down
All right, come on. I guess we're hiking it. You're fucking hiking it
Oh, I mean we what happened to our last script. Oh, oh, that's what they're saying
They say that he was peeking at another monitor while he's waiting for us. No, no, no, Nicky. Oh, I don't I don't I
I mean there's no way to know 100% but it's just like when it's so obvious it's like
Yeah, we don't even need a clip guys, does he use it?
Does he often just go in the middle of the night to his roof and look to the north?
If he does, then alright.
Hey, if that's the thing, if that's the thing.
If he does that all the time.
I mean, he loves looking to the north-west from his roof at random points of the night time.
I mean, hey, everybody's got like something that they like to do.
Me personally, I like to play video games sometimes off stream on Sundays.
I enjoy tacos.
I sometimes I'll even go to a restaurant by myself and I'll eat.
Just like you can kind of play on my phone and and he's done if his name is going up
To the top of his roof and a point to the night looking northwest and
Watch like those YouTube videos where they like restore old tools that are rusty
And make them work again
I got really into
YouTube channel
He has aunt and some people go to their roof and look to the North West.
Exactly, exactly, like for instance, I sometimes look at TikToks of like ancient Rome or maybe,
you know history I like to learn things I'm a curious curious peanut and that's
like one of my things and if you know his thing is going up on his roof at random
points of the night something looking northwest and that's his thing that's
his thing we can't blame a guy for that because it's a guy for doing that
that's just a basketball yeah following the league I like to see it in the trade
It seems it's cool.
I like, you know, I also, I like, um, I like nachos.
I go a lot of times.
I like going to places and getting giant, like a whole plate of nachos and eating them all by myself.
And then some people, like, standing on the roof in the middle of the night, looking northwest.
Because that's just their thing.
Live and let live.
That's what I say, get it? Live and let live, guys.
Who's to really say if he was streams out of your dog eyes?
I mean, who's to really say?
Exactly.
That could be his thing.
Let's not, let's put on the accusations that could be his thing.
All right, lock it in, boys.
It's time to show these communists what America's all about.
Get him, boys!
Get me a bag.
Put on some bags.
Put on some bags.
Put on some bags.
Put on some bags.
Put on some bags.
Put on some bags.
Oh, yeah, I got me to my hell yeah, okay. I'm with the maid
Happen it's up
I think I'll own I like just MLS in Brazil. It's my mistake fantastic
I'm going far right, I think we flank right and see if we can pick up some people in the
forest.
Catch them off guard.
fuck it i'm not hitting that i'm doing it let's go peanut
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Go, go, go!!
Exceed your Icy Commandants! Icy Commandants!
He's dying boy, he's dying!
Commandants spotted!
Commandants eliminated!
There's a beautiful, beautiful.
Fuck it boys!
They're shooting from the roof at us.
What the fuck?
What?
Oh shit! My hands!
Oh!
Oh my fucking step on me!
I'm rolling up.
Main force is still about a minute out boys.
Hang in there.
It was secure in the primitive.
I throw them at Eastern side.
I'm gonna push East.
What are you doing?
Oh, this is so beautiful, we can just shoot everyone.
I know, it's amazing, it is amazing.
I see a communist!
Got him!
Quick!
I
Take that bear
There's a note for being a rush. I'm a fucking use probably spreading Putin propaganda
I have to do it. I had to kill him
There's communist
I get lots of shots in the Northwest, boys, we're still there.
It's toward the Hoosie-Doogee, the Oxfam station.
Oh, I see a communist!
Is that communist?
I just see a guy dressed in orange with our label on him.
There's no communist west, I see two of them, minimum.
I can pull him down.
Oh, she's got him!
It's actually to be so unfair for Russia now that we have our out for our offensive stuff.
This war is already over.
This war is over before we got it.
oh this is so nice dude everybody I see is blue no confusion no confusion you
know who the good guys are you know who the bad guys are oh my god you brush
it literally say it's no chance now it is apparently a top down they're
eating top down we need to get on top well that's why we're shooting this
the roof. We're going in, we're going in. Oh, we gotta go back, we gotta go back!
We have a coon coming, screw us. Your driver's slew, we'll find him, we'll pop out!
Wait, are we taking Brazil's base? No, no, no, the bad guys are on the roof.
These guys are on the rooftop down again.
Yeah, we need to get on the roof.
Mav, Koop, come grab me.
Koop, is that you?
Koop!
Oh, I feel there's Doc Koop.
Where's Koop at?
Where's Mr. Koop at?
Oh
There's a communist
Is a balloon friendly or or bad
You come here from the forest
We're coming up
Oh, that's not good, guys.
Oh, jeez, that's you.
Got one, got one!
What the hell, Captain?
Oh, there's a high over there.
There's a high over there.
How the hell do you get past that middle thing?
There's a high over there, guys.
Oh, one more down.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh ho ho ho!
I don't know what I'm doing right now, but I'm here.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh my god!
I still have five frames per baby.
Did I make this jump?
Oh shit!
One more ladder guys!
Fuck it, I'm going in! Oh shit!
Oh shit, bro, I'm dying!
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me!
Oh, what's this? Do you want to get out of here? Do you want to get out of here?
Where, where, where?
I am four arms
For the gas station your lunches coming from the gas station the whole play
Oh no!
We need our shit back!
Get him!
You think you should have left?
Ah, no, but I have it back here. I'm coming back.
I just lagged out and don't even know what happened.
They come in to play here with the guy.
She said, I've got my kit.
I need a kit.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I'm coming back with my kit.
Oh my god! We should shoot someone else!
Help me please! Sir, please!
Mr. President!
Please help me!
Help me please!
I'm coming. Thank you sir, thank you.
You're the man, you're the man.
I'm already with the Medal of Honor.
You're preserving the country.
I can't, I can't jump in, somehow.
Let's go boys, let's go, we need to move on to the other side!
Maybe not.
This is a sweet picture!
That's a cute picture right there!
Dude, there are oct... oct... oct... oct...
EWON!
KIND OF FUCKING TRUTH IN THIS COMEDYS!
Is he?
They're all at odds.
I can't get inside to get my kids.
I'm just gonna aim to see one thing around.
He's hanging around.
He's hanging around.
no, no, no, no, no, no.
I
They're all
South Southwest
Hey, did you see that we're about to jump over this?
Is that insane?
Help me!
I broke my leg!
Thank you so much!
Open the door!
We're good guys! We're good guys!
Open the door!
Open the door, we're good guys!
Help me, help me!
Open the door!
I'm saying you're playing housekeeper with this guy
who went over the door, so I give my shit!
Open the door, my shit's in there!
I need help, the Americans!
Oh, there's something going on!
Nice and big, Eddie!
They're stuck in there!
He's coming all over again.
Fuck it, I'm here!
Can you feel the confidence for me? I need a kid.
Yeah, are you with me?
me I got you I got you I got an extra kit for you when you get here
Where's the enemy bush coming in at?
Uh, east, east.
We're pushing them back east from Oxham.
Oh, here we go!
What was that, what was that?
Right here, right here, where you at? Oh, jeez, jeez.
Here, here, here, here. You watch.
Take this, take that.
Oh, god, oh my god, fuck!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Put a bear cape right here, right here, right here.
I don't have a bear cape.
You have a bear cape?
I'm taking it. I'm taking it. I'm taking it. No, no, dude. I've been scrapping too
Right there on the ground
You're welcome
Let's run!
Where are these communists at?
Are these communists over here? Is this your judge?
Is he coming in?
On me, on me, on me?
Multiple, multiple communists, multiple communists on me!
I
Was this their farm wait, what is this?
Is this your farm? Oh
Oh, it's me. It's me. It's me.
George! Or America!
Come on, let's give it quickly, quickly. Let's come here.
Yeah, right behind you. Right behind you.
I hear some steps inside this piece of thing. This could be your farm.
Okay, I can't build here. I can't build here.
This is the father's farm. I saw him come out of it.
Have you seen it?
What's up on the mountain?
What's up? What's up?
What do you want to do?
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Good work.
Wipe them clean.
You're still coming to some of him, Wes.
Keep your head on the swivel.
Okay.
Oh, there you go.
Thank you, Mr. Wailers.
Fucking communists.
Watch out team that guy's good
What are these guys smoking smoking?
What the hell?
I'm telling you guys gotta be un-quack
These guys have to be smoking quack
Oh yeah
We need backup, we need backup
Don't you worry the artillery is on the line
Oh I headshot him, oh what?
I know the little dude I-
No, go, go, go
I headshot him though, well he's one tap
The calories are the way boys.
I will be back down.
I'm gonna help you.
I'm gonna help you.
I'm going to help you.
I'm coming boys.
We're just rushing back.
Oh my god, I'm getting in.
Well, it's it's last guy.
Who's that?
I'm gonna help you.
I'm gonna help you.
He's on your body.
On your body.
Go, go, go.
I
Get boys this one for America
Just I see my ship I see my ship. Oh shit. I just
Did you just kamikaze somebody I?
Coma causing the area 50 meters of the rider somebody
But ask her somebody general areas generally. Let me tell you they're scared. They're scared to the jet
Yes, I come guys the general area of the enemy
They're crawling all over here. There's like six of them. Yeah, there's a ton of them. I thought there was like seven there was like seven
Or maybe even six
Six or seven
Six or seven.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
He was like a loving-
He was like a loving-
He was a general, he was a general.
Shit.
Thank you chickens.
What the...?
They just attacked you when you take their eggs?
Yes, they get angry.
They're help?
Oh shit.
There's coming, there's coming, there's coming, there's coming, there's coming.
I'm so dead.
You heard from me, I think I see you.
We are away, stretch dude.
We lost the south.
We lost the south.
It's just fucking down there.
Hey!
I
Telled you they've got the metal spoon in the lighter
You check that guy's room. There is a spoon part at all to his desk
100% they don't miss a shot. It's 100% hit rate. Oh, we hadn't crazy. We're going back to base. I
Think it's over. Yeah, but no, there's still time to come. Yes. I'm gonna get a kid. I'm gonna get you
Oh, Jerk!
Jerk, I must take that gift for the presidential stuff.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jerk. Thank you, Jerk. Thank you, Jerk. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Jerk.
Thank you, Jerk. Thank you, Jerk.
Wait, come on. Let's go.
I got the AK. I got the AK. Don't get me wrong. I got one.
Dude, she's still going wild down here.
You're ringing out like the fourth of July.
I got a new kid.
I got a new kid.
I'm still new to nicking.
There's a big fight going on over here, yes.
There's a positive mental edit.
I got a kid. Go, go, go!
There you go.
What is wrong with the animals here?
Are they smoking crack too?
What is going on?
What is going on? Are you seeing this?
I have any heals? I'm not full health, and I don't have hurricanes.
I've got the Spirit of God in me.
I've got the Spirit of God in America inside of me, burning bodies of thousands of sons.
And I may die on this battlefield, but I'll take ten comies to the Grand Whistory!
Look in!
I
Have to confiscate some
I have to confiscate two stringers for the presidential stuff
I've got to confiscate two stringers for presidential stuff. Yeah, there we go
Oh, I see two stringers. Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
You want the help Kater? Oh don't talk it. I already have one. Thank you. Don't say thank you. Thank you
I give it we meet at the gas station
Of course the guy's agent now move up move up
So it's gonna end for shock and he can watch out to
I
Don't high ground with the gaseous up here out
It's fucking great over here the fucking the communists that she's you clear that she's you clear. We're good. We're good. We're good
Go, go, go!
I'm trying to find like flying somebody.
Go, go, go, keep going south.
Peanut, they're crawling over here.
Yep, yep, yep. I'm on it. I'm on it.
We need backup. We need backup.
I'm coming, boys! I'm coming!
We need to spread our guns in this exact moment.
I'm not gonna make it.
I'm gonna test how the grenades work.
I'm gonna use them myself.
Fuck!
I'm on that farm. I'm on the farm. I'm on the farm with many other soldiers. Many, many other soldiers.
Let's get these communist bastards boys!
I need guns. I need guns.
Coming to the right.
You see what?
One down, one down, one down.
Two more coming to the right. Two more coming to the right.
One is coming to the south. Coming to the south lock in.
Let's do it.
I see a communist helicopter!
We're stealing up the stairs!
They're everywhere, they're everywhere!
They're raiding back to Fobb!
Raiding back to Fobb?
Oh, we had to stop them!
We had to stop them!
I see a communist helicopter!
Oh, it's just getting out of my ceiling!
Oh, oh shit!
They're going in!
That is not good!
They're gonna do our cover!
Oh god!
Oh god!
I'm down!
Oh
Let's go. Oh, yeah, they're coming out. They're spawning out of right where I died
In 28
I
Did it's freedom bench
The company's got me the company's got me
I know it's for no cash to him so
He won't help
go back, go back, we should went in the fight, it looks like our numbers are quite deep,
we're down there, we should went in down there boys, we're just deleting their kits, they
I keep respawning out of uh... this fob down here.
I think we're winning, I think we're winning.
Oh god, there's two comrades right on my right.
Push.
Oh shit, I'm going out of my unit.
Come on, red, come on.
Oh god, red, I see you have the wrong position.
Uh-oh.
Shit.
Damn it.
We gotta, we gotta find a gun!
We gotta find a gun!
Go, go, go!
Grab a gun this week and then the bed.
That's a good idea.
There we go.
We'll make another bed!
Oh, well, there we go.
You
Bottom oh 27 I think you said you're still a ton of them
Yeah
You guys have you guys killed any communists I can grab this gun
There's kids all over right. I just died again, dude. I just point like a dude in the shots
Oh, no, this is still, this is not like, no, it's perfect MPS, 400 MPS, everything's fine,
but you can't even get enough, this is big enough.
Oh, I got a team shot with 24 people in it.
Let's see all these communists like this!
Lock it boys!
Help! Help me!
Help!
Help me first! Fuck that guy!
Mr. Idiot!
I'm gonna take a tickle while I wait for my man to respond.
Mr. Idiot! Mr. Idiot!
Mr. Idiot somewhere...
Ludo! Ludo help! Ludo!
I've got 10 seconds for you to run to me, Ludo!
I'm coming! Thank you, monster! Thank you!
Thank you, good man.
You're serving your country proud today.
I got you.
Do your best! Oh!
I can't help but feel like that was...
...anyone's fault but mine.
Back into the thick of it we go!
I can't seem to get back down there boys. Those communists. Oh, they're savages. They're savages.
Hey guys, our numbers are dwindling. Why don't we retreat, by the way?
I saw like a hundred of us go back up north. Does that mean we stop fighting?
He served his country well. That's right. That's right. He served his country well, boys
America's under attack
Thank you, thank you you serve your country brown
Good soldier there. Good soldier.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Thank you, you're a fine soldier, a fine soldier.
How you guys doing?
Yeah, pitty-pitty. Pitty-pitty.
Some covered his dying, some of us dying.
You know, it's kind of a tie-stop. It's kind of a tie-stop.
Do you know if the hundred of our guys will come back anytime soon as you go go and they just got out?
Yeah, we had to back what's going on over here?
Skill and communist just killing gummies. I need to go back into the raid base. They might try this again
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I've been fucking Kirk and I've been fucking just I said that I did the craziest fucking thing
I can't even learn crazy. I
I said that I'm almost right to the roof but they're raining top-downing. I just... I killed them all.
Uh-oh.
Give it to you still now, there bugs!
Oh my god, oh my god!
You served your country proud, wizard!
Oh, this is how it... Oh my god!
Oh, wait!
Coco, we're losing the battle! We're losing the battle, Miss Coco!
They pushed us back north!
I'm coming, I'm coming, T.
Oh, I can't do nothing! I can't do nothing!
I got shit!
I don't even know if any of our guys have any kids, anymore, Miss Coco.
We're just running around naked with our cops out.
No, we have kids. I have an AKK extra for me. I'm not even with a team right now
I'll keep trying to reclaim some guns and kills him
I
I got you I got you out there. I'm taking you but we can take you
That's gotta get you guys we gotta find some guns gotta get you guys use the plan
All right, we're
That'll happen. That'll happen. He's good plan. You keep wrecking.
Bruno, how's the war going for you?
I've done a lot. How about you? I'm back.
Oh, I'm doing great, boss. I'm doing great.
That's the situation.
Oh, we're losing tremendously, Mr. Kimmick.
Well, it's gonna reach like 100.
You're starting to see a lot of things going down here.
You're starting to see a lot of things going down here.
The scrimmage completely they have nothing to show but they did go back into their farm and they're probably gonna start waiting yet
We're coming back
None of our forces have a gun
I think I'm in the nation right now.
We're coming back with a special mission.
Oh, Covren!
You are colorblind!
This is horrible!
We can get you a gun when we get there.
We'll kill them.
In good place, Snake.
Oh, Covren!
Covren!
Covren!
Covren!
It's the glitch, the glitch!
I'm supposed to be running, or I'm stuck!
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
wheels here. Thanks for giving me a second chance.
You little bro, you little...
Nobody cares!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now they're giving us the business coconut!
They're insulting us verbally!
Oh, they insulted us all they want, but we're the fucking better country.
The fuck they know right now to fucking shut us fuck up.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
I need some to fight with.
Is there a ring?
They're everywhere in the trees!
They're in the fucking walls!
This is being a fair body hitter!
I don't know what the hell is going on!
I'm looking left, I'm looking right!
There's communists everywhere!
Oh shit!
They ain't getting shot by communists, they're getting bit by snakes.
Oh, that's a laser in my mouth.
Come red! Come red! Come red!
Come red! Put them!
Put the red!
I'm not putting them down!
Slipped up!
Ah fuck down, boy!
That's not even a Russian!
This is some skateboarder with a backwards hat!
What the hell is that?
Shit, fuck that.
How many more, dude?
A thousand.
Maybe more.
A thousand?
Maybe more, maybe more.
Oh, dude, okay, our front...
Okay, hold on now, we're not...
Hey, we're not out of this, I just reached our front line!
We should reach our front line, it holds!
The front line holds!
What are you talking about? I haven't seen a guy in blue with a gun in 20 minutes.
I'm looking at 30 of them.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, come to me, come to me.
Okay.
I must have found the special forces and said, I've been going right.
Maybe you're right. I need the left side of the move.
It's Brazil, I think. Over on me. Absolutely stacked.
Fantastic!
Wait, are they between us? Give me a costume, Brazil.
literally on me on me look where I am the enemy is south south of all the
models okay the right side towards awesome gas station is where we have no
guns the left side of the brazil base is apparently we're giving you say we have
a full force of army we're flanking huge force we're holding the line but it's
starting it's starting it's starting the weekend
U.S. is coming with the flag right now, don't worry.
Oh shit.
He's our kid.
Hold him out, hold him out.
He's our kid, he's coming with the platoon.
Come on brothers!
Oh, I don't know why I'm speaking like a Russian to the U.S.
Let's go brother!
Come on boys!
Tonight we...
Tonight we died in hell!
I made we died in hell!
All of me brothers into the black!
Into the frame!
Oh, it just does.
But there was at least three more.
At least two or three more lives.
We need to get you again.
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir.
We're going to be there. We're going to be there.
Committees on the left. Committees on the left.
Yeah, they're flaking aside. They're on the water.
Communists on the water literally touch the water on the left. Yeah, yeah, they are they are they are
Left side left side
They're flaking us so let him flick us
Our main forces in the middle they'll get caught up
Okay, okay
I'm looking for a gun, I'm looking for a gun
We're here, we got some flank. Oh, we got him P
We got him
I see I see a kit, I see a kit
Come on bro, go for it
Is there a communist kid here? Is there a kid?
That guy obviously is colorblind.
He must be. He must be.
I'm sure I'm the giant blueberry! Right in front of you!
Follow me boys, follow me gang.
Oh, my God.
Guys, there's communists touching Brazil's walls.
They're touching Brazil's walls.
I can't get a gun to see my life.
I can't get a gun to see my life.
What the hell is going on around here?
I'm sure she's on the back, sir.
gun yet these counties are gonna pay these guys are gonna pay for what they've
done to me the last ever I'm gonna give them steel boys I'm gonna give them
steel I'm gonna I'm gonna give them steel
I got a gun boys these cabinets are gonna pay
Yes
Yes
I'm still working on the gun
Oh
I rushed I need you to run at that farm and give up steel
He gave his life for his country, he gave his life for his country.
The blinds, children, indeed.
He made it!
That to his destination with tomorrow!
Hit him!
You won't get extra 5.56, extra 5.56!
I don't have any, I don't have any!
I need some!
Get up boys get up
I'll believe that we did
We got it. We got a good play. We won. We won. We won.
We're Spartan USA
How did you do it boys?
What's up?
What's up?
No more!
Jesus, no more!
No more!
You made up, boys!
No more, man!
They told me I had more charge!
What's wrong?
They're trying to escape!
No prisoners!
Don't let them do anything!
You can see kills, boys!
You can see kills!
Fuck you!
You're a fucking idiot!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
It's no time to say we are fucking!
Shut up!
You're a fucking idiot!
Get him up, Steve!
Get him up, Steve!
Oh
This is not their main fob by the way
Deeper into the trees
like
West south southwest. I'm with Coco. We're going to the gas station. Yeah, this is the West West
Yeah, I'm just shocked out here
We want we like them
Bob the Coco there's another Bob Bob, but we killed all the outside forces
I'm gonna be one. I'm gonna be one. What's wrong me? What's wrong me?
I'm happy I
Shot these two on the other side of the space inside
Yeah, yeah, this is the main one right here. I'm here with a chainsaw
Oh, where's your job from?
Who got selfish only God?
I got your key, I got your key.
Guys, I'm coming here.
Those boossies ain't got nothing to lose.
That guy's about to took your kid already.
I swung around that building fast and lightning.
Come on Mr President.
I flanked them.
What?
Where are they?
I didn't find them.
You know where they are, president? They're in hell! They're in hell to shatter pants and fucking copy these pussies!
This guy's office rocker. He's literally no one over here.
We're just running off into the sunset together.
Sir, I'm like pretty confident that there is literally no one over here.
I'm here, Peanut. I'm here.
Oh, I wait for them to get to the barbie!
I'm good. I'm good. I think I hear so. I think I heard one in the in the building there
Everybody's got that American spirit boys. You've got that American spirit. That's what matters most
Let's get all this junk get it back to base. What those commies haven't anymore gears. They should
Now
No worries, no worries.
Whoa, I've got a pump up right here.
You need an ammo, give me an ammo?
I got an AK and just, ah, you know,
fuel the block for the morale.
Absolute cinema, absolute cinema. I must kill fifty, sixty communists here in
that exchange wow same I must kill a maybe a hundred maybe a hundred
communism yes sir I did come yes sir I'm dead how they go I haven't even died
yet wait what was that why are they booming I soon I was taken into the
second fog hopefully but you're smoking out the top of this building over here
this enemy fog is coming as far as they were put into the company's bar boys
this is where the real loot is right here
boom boom boom my god you I wanna fuck you right now super
come on out Russians come on out Russians
for deliberate freedom right here door step son I can't wait to get my hands on
I can't wait to get my hands on you
At the Japanese lady that sang at the concert
Hey the Japanese lady didn't say at the concert
cat for the Japanese singer. It's at Taylor's oldest time, I've seen so many movies about this.
We bought up the step one, we ran out of rockets.
No, that's not how I'm gonna do it.
Get these men! I am very dark and dark like crazy!
You are saying it's your next movie?
You are saying it's your next movie?
You are next! You came here and done shit on!
Is that what's coming next?
You're gonna come over to our America?
You're gonna get fucking killed!
I need it!
You're a white house!
You're a white house crap!
You're garbage!
You're shit and you're cocky!
They're saying they're gonna give kids to you next!
You're the next person to receive your kids.
What are we doing?
Easy kids.
What are we doing?
American.
We just crashed our own helicopter.
Oh, dude.
Take that thing off.
Stay together.
Oh.
Stay on Americans.
This is for Americans.
America.
America.
This is for you.
All right.
I'm here to document.
All right, let's
You got Christ that's gotta be a rush and put that shit through Google Translate
It's the only explanation
Quite literally the only explanation unless it's a blind guy who?
Imagine what happened and listen to the stream and thought all the people died. We're we're us. Oh
Sure, if you'd like to open your eyes, um, they fucking died um and we're going home um with um other shit. Oh
Yeah, right
Damn right, and right brother. Damn right brother. Yes, sir. My boy. Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir
Hmm. I will say me personally.
I didn't do my country as proud as I hoped.
There's old America has every time they were shooting you,
they weren't shooting another one of our.
Yes, sir. Compadres.
Yes, sir. Every bullet that I took is a bullet that did go into one of my
brothers beside me. Yes, sir. That's right.
Yes, sir. That's right. Yes, sir.
Oh, yes, sir, brother.
And that's what being a public servant is all about.
That's right. Who am I?
Someone who serves the people.
Damn right.
Who am I? For the people by the people. Someone who protects the people.
As president of these United States of America. United States. Yes, sir. Come on now. My job.
Oh, come on now preach. Come on now. My job is to make sure that my men get home safely and by the God if you look at the map
Now I know it's a little glitchy. You don't see the 150 next to them
But they are on their way home to enjoy ice cream and lollipops
I'm sorry ice cream and no ice cream and lollipops and coca-cola
And a crawfish boy that I got sent up for our whole army
I got a crawfish boy set up for every man that served in this military
We're doing a crawfish boy, yes sir
Put them right in that boil and for every man you killed you get a whole pound of crawfish
I but after the sale after this after this whoo sir yes sir yes and you know what the
president will eat last I will eat last amongst my men yes sir yes sir although I am a leader
so I will have to show them how to get the crawfish out of the out of the bucket so I'll
do that first so I'll show them how to do but then I'm back in the back of the line
behind my man you show him how to crack the shell on fifty year-old
you might and you might show him how to eat the first crawfish so they don't
eat it wrong hey how to dip it in the crawfish sauce in the butter in the
butter but if you put too much butter on there after that you go back
Yeah, I go to the back and I get my crop back.
You know how to wash it down, though?
Because it can have you choking.
Wash it down with an ice-cold brew.
Ice-cold Coca-Cola is serious.
But after that, you had to go to the back line and let them all eat first.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, brother, yes.
Well, I mean, well, I had, well, they aren't going to know whether or not there's second.
So I'm going to leave and tell them that there are seconds and by getting...
Leave by example.
Leave by example, so I'll be getting...
After that, we'll be heading to the back of the line.
After that, do we last? Do we last?
I eat last. I eat last behind all my menus.
You want to eat dessert, you don't want to think that they're being too fancy.
You want to show them it's okay to eat dessert.
Let them know it's the real dessert.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
So I'll have a piece of chocolate cake, too, which I get done showing them how to eat.
the first and secondary plates of crawfish so have a chocolate right to the back of the line so that
my men can eat first yes that's right that's right sir yes sir yep sir well and then well I mean the
chocolate sundae that comes after dessert um that's something else you gotta say yeah I mean you gotta
put no second dessert yeah I put the second dessert that's right you gotta put the root beer in there
and you don't want it to overflow and it's a whole process it's highly
complex so I'll show them how to do it.
Now people from all over these United States,
there might some states don't do second.
They don't know how to do it.
But after I eat that root beer, ice cream float,
I'm back to the back of the line.
Back to the back of the line.
So that the men can get their fillings from this glorious day.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
And well, I got to show them that, well, you know,
whether we can, you know, leave after it's not impolite,
so I'll just head on home.
Show them that you know, it's not impolite to leave even if it's a little early and you want to go to bed
So after I get done with the first and second help in the profits
And I have the chocolate cake as well as the root beer float
I'll head on home and that's I'll get to the back of the line behind all my money. Get to the back of the line
Are you serious? Are you sound weak by example?
Yes, sir. I mean it first
But the mini first after I'm any a mini first. Yes, sir. They do. Yes, sir
They do right after all of just a couple of things. Yep. Uh-huh a couple of just a couple of these
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Don't want any of our men making mistakes. You're a selfish man, Mr. President
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that
Yes, sir
Yes, maybe I'll put on some
Of the office when I get home to show them that after the party you can relax
That's right. That's right. But after that, it's Selene Dion's line.
Right after you listen to Selene Dion's entire album, all the way through.
Let them out to enjoy themselves.
Yeah, seriously.
Right, right, right. Then to the back of the line.
Alright, we thought we did that the whole run back to the base.
I'm finally back.
That's in the time.
Jesus Christ.
No way this shit is for 50 pop
The server getting viewbot accusations
I've seen that message
It's more
Okay, I mean dude at least 450 Lord have mercy
let's let's go you and we're getting to a fight half the map is
here we let's go let's go play some super battle golf and then we'll hop
back on tomorrow and do the nuke in the mood yeah absolutely i'm getting the
phone call but i'm gonna get into the base log out and i'll be right there
sounds good sounds good
All right boys we're gonna play soup for bad old golf gentlemen soup for bad old
golf the activities are kind of simmering down for the night in the moon
event and the nuke event ain't till tomorrow gonna be live tomorrow yeah
boys I found out this is actually a four four day event not a three-day event so
the moon and the nuke stuff are tomorrow boys tomorrow boys I think people are
simmering down for the night so me and a couple gang are gonna go gonna go play a
little bit of super battle
we're tired tomorrow boss see it that's a good question I have no idea oh I think
like 3 p.m. c.d. because the moon starts at 5 p.m. c.d.
Mm hmm. That's what I tell my assistant of my sir. All
right. Okay, let me let me go ahead and hop back in the lobby
here. Who else? Oh, we can't let me see here. Maybe Mr.
Habibi and Mr. John, that sounds like a great idea to be
Thank you. God, would you like to play Super Battle Golf?
Take this. Beams. Should we play Miss Fall? Crap.
Should we play Miss Fall? Let me do a quick fall.
We do a quick fall between mid-fall and super battle golf.
But, game,
super battle golf
or mid-stall.
And by the way, if you vote super battle golf,
there'll be other games we play too.
We're just gonna play super battle golf
for like a round or two
and then do a little slops, you do it.
little slops to do see I
Start the ball 60 seconds boys 60 seconds. It's only on twits. It's only on twits
Hold up get them in mode up boys
Make me leave your eyes. I've been out of place in my career. We need some guys
is correctly I'll be going back when the big update drops boys I'll be going
back with the big update drops you once again the poll is weird tonight I mean
it the poll is usually super bug but I mean I recently it's been like super
duper bug I didn't think usually no one sees it but I like literally no one is
see it. The Twitch break they shit even more.
Yeah, Murphy. Murphy, that's your job. That's your job, Murphy.
The shit broken.
Murphy fixable. That's right. Murphy fixable fixable.
Oh, this is giving a back super battle golf one the janky Paul
The week you see who's going oh
We backed them off the event judge good judge good judge good
You let me do let me read you the pool or die exact. I tell you it's been super funky lately
Like I know that 90% of you guys usually can't see the pull anyways, but now it's like all of you can't see the pull
Here we go, all right, all right
Pulls back up 60 seconds to talk twins professional page if you have to or whatever they said
Dear passengers we news your passengers out cuz we even if that's how that's where playing no discussion
There's not even a pole on that. Is your passengers out? That game looks sweet. That game looks awesome. Is it out?
Yes
Oh, no, you better not be one guy me. You better not be one guy me
I was looking forward to play that game. You better not be one guy me. I'm serious guys. I'm serious
I'm serious if I do if I'm if I get the steam right now in this game. It's not fucking out
I
Die die immediately waste no time there is no time to waste die
Right now
immediately at once
It is not out. I just checked dick ass
Fuck you
Okay, let me get on over to super battle. Hmm. Hmm. Why would you fall for that Lamal?
Die immediately
I
Just come out this year. Yeah, I see it on the page. I see I've been saying 2026 with no month listed
What a sweet treat what what a sweet right? What a sweet little treat
Oh
You're both happy to be up. Oh welcome back
I'm over I opened up Super Madagascar pay I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh, hey John kid join us
I'm gonna text
I was he did you miss did he back to gaming or is he saw her haters?
she's back she's back I think she's kind of back yeah she played she was on the
other team that we were fighting in Mistfall for the sponsor yesterday but
that was a sponsor so I don't know yeah he's not really yet you know he went on
that vacation you got oil rides I doubt coconut's gonna leave though
All right
Master in command, wait, I'm master in command
Well, you're the president. He's the general
He's eating. I was on a food break
How long does that take? I
Know
Or should we get Jenna Jenna's cool?
I think it's funny. I think
it's just a funny lady. Um, all of our guys are kind of out.
Coconut can't play cuz he's playing this. Genji's out.
A baby's out. John is out of town.
All of our guys are kind of out coconut can't play cuz he's playing this jingies out a baby's out
John is out of town. This is not feeling very well. This is sick. I
Thought he was in it still he's still I still can't I mean he's still he plays our world right?
They were dead and get it. Yeah, they're really chillies
I don't know why every time that fucker makes it chilly someone reads it you people have no humanity left your people
No, you man. You know, I mean you gotta be an asshole. You gotta be an asshole
Leave the chilies alone that that's low that's low like you
Why don't they read it again, but they read it once I
Don't think already this well yesterday. I'm pretty sure they read it yesterday, so perhaps perhaps. Oh, you pay too bad
over this
Hell yeah, man
Fantastic! Fantastic! Alright, let's grab two of them!
Oh, Cloaksy! What about Cloaksy? Hold on, Cloaksy's gonna be a fun addition.
Uh...
Hmm...
Is Cloak... Guys, is Cloaksy gaming? He actually had something great idea.
Oh, she's having a great addition. Is Cloaksy gaming?
Hmm... Coop? Yeah, Coop.
Mr. Cloaksy, won't you join me, oh tummy, Mr. Cloaksy.
It says he's online. Yeah, but wait, I'm gonna try to give him a call when it's done.
Call my phone quick.
Sounds good.
If we can get close to you.
I'll see you in like 2v2.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
I was gonna say we don't need a ton for Super Battle Ball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna call him again.
I can always, I can always just start blasting out stuff.
It's really good.
He did not answer he did not answer folks. He's out. Where are all our friends at?
What the hell is going on around here?
Hmm, what's up with mr. Coco? Coco. Well, yeah, well, yeah, wait, I just assumed Coco wouldn't want to join. Is he want to join?
Maybe uh
How we get we get we get coconut mute
That's always been wanting to play with us.
She please.
Well, when I by him, I like to have a good plan going.
We're kind of just digging around.
Yeah.
Suck my suck me off.
Um, uh, go go.
We need one more for two.
Battle.
Go do you need pizza for a little bit?
Yeah, I'll play.
Oh, go.
There we go.
Okay.
All right.
All right, don't you know all the game we'll put them another time. Mr. Coop. We'll do another time
All right, hop on it
It's all go to super battle go let's all go to shoot you. I'm so hot behind up for next day tomorrow
I'm so high down in the movie. I'm telling you this blue clothing that they have
Has reinvigorated my love for this event. I was
It changed everything it changed everything. I was honestly gonna like not really play but now that everybody's color-coded and you can ask you to the
Damn enemy is I love it. It's back. I'm we're back. We are back
Super battle or golf with your friends to your battle ball. Mm-hmm. I'm hopping on
How do we make it lobby I'll make it I'll make it hey, oh, that's you play any game but rice
I'm only Russelman, since like, I'm gonna be fucking,
I'm gonna get butt-fucked, you know what I mean?
I mean, actually, I assume that.
I feel like you're gonna be like a middle-aged mom
trying to figure out who knew her new life.
Exactly, exactly.
It's just gonna be fucked to me.
You be squinting your eyes with your glasses on your nose,
pressing it with your index finger.
Oh, let's see you, let's see you.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Invite me. Invite me.
I got you.
You see it?
Oh, you want to do it.
We should have played this one about your fucking house
for shots.
Holy shit.
Now to be sweet.
Well, we would need multiple setups.
Oh, listen, listen.
Next time you guys come, I'll have a bunch of computers set up.
We can game.
Yeah, let's do it.
And then we can actually stream together.
If I have a bunch of computers that we can stream together.
Dude's too cool stop. Yeah, I'm down
Oh, I missed what I'm talking about, but let's do it. Land party, land party, land party, land party, land party
That would be so sick. I used to have land parties
Once every year like week-long land parties. I'm missing
Yeah, listen, by the next time you guys come up, I'll get a bunch of desks and I'll set up a bunch of uh stream setups
We can all stream together. We can do like a land party situation or whatever
Yeah, that's what we had. We can just get fucked up!
Do we get fucked up? Yeah!
We gotta get the right dude. If we find the right game for that shit, oh my god.
Mm-hmm.
Why, we saw like a new game, like the RuneScape thing, but like a different one?
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Oh my god, Locky.
A little bit of big progression, and it's as grindy, and it's like satisfying.
Yeah, we sat for like 48 hours straight, we do a 48 hour marathon!
Oh my god.
Sleep in your chair. Oh, yeah, we leave the game on just fall asleep. Oh
Think that's actually against to us. So maybe we can have like AI. Oh, yeah
So it's easier to sleep. It just opens your eyes
No, she brought she was definitely against you as Kai said that did not all the time
No, no on your at your if you isn't if you fall asleep like at your chair
Isn't that smoke to us some of those sleep like 40 times. He's fine. Oh
Oh, yeah, is that you as I think that is have you guys ever think she was getting bad for see
Well, then we just sleep in our chairs wait open your eyes right back to game. I
Do think if you do pass out you have to change it like I'm always sleeping or some shit
Probably that before you guys pass out. I'll come to your computer and change it. I'll come in. I'm coming in my attire
My
Giant peanut
I gave it to the doorways the doorways it's huge. It's huge
Hmm. Wait, by the way, give it you're not sure about my friends in the oil rats. You should be here steam code. Yeah
There we go. I just I'm back online. That's okay. I sit cocoa and invite you alright. I got both you I see oil rats
What are the teams we do the rush pros versus the the silly goose yeah, all right
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do a rush for silly goose it's
Yeah
Okay, I got it
I'll be high-risk you which I
Do it tomorrow is gonna be a fucking movie the fucking mood and the nukes I can't wait. Oh my god
So like what time what time I'm hopping on a 3 p.m. Ct tomorrow
You're hopping on it 3 p.m.
I'm hoping on a 3 p.m. Ct because that's 3 p.m. Ct 4 p.m.
EST which is the last time you could buy a moon ticket and then it's an hour until the moon event
Yeah, it's probably like a two-hour nuke event or some shit that new fucking crazy
All right, I got you.
Hop on in, hop on in, budge.
Yeah, I'm gonna take you to my street house,
the Russ Prose versus Silly Goose.
That's actually a good title.
That's actually a really good title.
Russ Prose versus Silly Goose.
Oh, you ready to dominate these fucking dudes?
Bro, I'm ready to fuck.
We're gonna fuck these dudes, man.
I'm gonna crack open that peanut ass.
We're gonna crack that ass open, boy.
You two give it what a fuck both of you. Oh, yeah
This guy hasn't played a single game other than ross in five years
He's gonna need the Rosetta stone to figure out the controls
What the fuck am I are you in are you in?
Yeah, I think I did I can see what we actually went where I live for this
What do I did see do I didn't see you when I only said to your friend guys
I'm the coconut bee of your battle. That's what people say.
I've been doing that. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I was just going to see it.
What do I see the invite?
Uh, you should press ship tab and then, uh, hide your skidding skis.
Uh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ship tab and then, uh, go to the people.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Oh, shit. I'm here.
Oh, come in.
Welcome in.
Oh, shit.
All right boys, let's see what's going on
We use me let's do it
The um, oh, hey coconut. I need you to I need you to
You got unfortunately, I said to move yourselves. I can't move yet. So give me get to move to the oh, no, wait
No, this is my right to get my way the right idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Yeah
I'm gonna choose and random maps
Oops.
Oh!
Hihihi!
Peanut doesn't read YouTube's Pina.
And you can't read it.
Alright?
You can't read it.
And you can do math in a second grade level.
Sir, I read the YouTube chat!
I tell you everything!
Oh shit, I'm a lot of fuck'n.
Aww.
Lasermann 4 cent
Qualities of a great peanut
Courageous funny intelligent skills
tall
massive
hog arms
legs
all things that you don't have
poop nut
BAM! DAD! MOTHERFUCKER! WIDE! NOOOOO!
GET US! I'LL SHUT UP!
GET US UP!
Dude.
Oh shit.
The bubble was dead.
Wait, wait, let me grab his quick sling before I press start.
Wait, give me two seconds before I press start.
Oh, there it is.
They're not alive.
What?
What the?
Oh
Super team super team oh super team
Shit
What
Oh
I think I'm smaller quick I have it in I have it then
All right boys that's right
Oh
We can't lose this to them
Yeah
Oh
OH WHAAAAAT?!
HAHAHAHA
Oh shit!
It is close!
HAHAHAHAHA
That's my ball you dumb bitch!
HAHAHAHA
Oh shit, that is my ball!
Go go go!
Go go go!
Hey boy!
Come on, Mr. Peter!
Oh, come in byyyyye!
I don't think he knows where his ball is.
He's trying to hit me.
I don't think his ball is even anywhere near us.
I'm telling you, I don't think his ball is even here.
Oh, jeez.
Get off me.
Get off me.
Go, go, go.
Oh, no!
Score!
Uh-oh.
Suck him up!
You need to do something!
I'm just taking candy from the baby.
Elementary even, Mr. gimmick.
He never stood a chance.
Hey!
Wait.
Hey!
Woopsie!
And we're at...
And we're at...
And we're at...
That's right, that's right, that's right!
Skullboard, Skullboard!
They're going to Germany.
They're going to take it to Germany.
Oh my god.
We're going to take this shit out of here man.
This is fair, this is fair.
Come here you pussy!
Oh
Very easy very
Almost too easy
You can hear the German
I got him, I got him!
We gotta suck at it, you gotta suck at it, we gotta suck him.
I'm gonna suck, I'm gonna suck.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's shut up!
Here we go, back to the line, you gotta fight for it, you gotta fight for it, right in the line.
I got this, I got this.
He's all in there!
What, have I had you ride?
What the fuck?
Shit.
Okay, you just flopped it in here.
You just flopped it in here.
Nice.
Nice.
You just hit me with that.
You just hit me with that.
Come on, man!
Oh!
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Fireball!
Fireball!
Everyone looking good.
You can't play football yet!
Oh!
I'm warming up.
It's okay, man.
We're gonna come back.
We're gonna come back.
We're gonna come back.
Oh shit, oh my god, flashbang!
Where the fuck am I?
See where you're going!
Okay, alright.
Yeeeeeee!
Come here Mr. Coconut, come here!
Come here Mr. Coconut!
Oh, that's my ball.
We gotta go on the street, we gotta go on the street.
Woooooo!
Oh shit.
I'll have that.
What?
Oh shit.
I'll just put this down!
I don't know.
Can we get so far ahead for a fuck?
Where's Peanut? Where's Peanut?
Oh yeah, I'm too far ahead too. I'm like really far ahead.
You will never find me. You'll never get to me.
Oh my god, you can't do it. You can't swim.
I'm so far ahead.
But where's Peanut?
I'm so far ahead. I'm so far very far ahead. I'm so far ahead.
Look at that.
I need to get to the left.
I'm coming, give me guns, I'm against this!
They're gonna win again, they're gonna win again.
Come on, come on.
You just raid right back.
I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot.
I need to do a left.
only one hold on right there
that's all
use the shotgun for a boost
not into the water!
what are you doing?
dammit
dammit!
what are you doing?
what does that mean?
we still want that one, we still want it
we still want it
Hell yeah, good work boys, good work!
You're giving, you're paying 633, are you okay?
Yeah, I shot, I shot.
You got worse things than all of Rats of the Universe, don't you need?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Yeah, I'm using a little, I'm using my...
Oh!
Get your...
Where are the rest of them?
Get out of here!
Give it, give it, I'm not on today, I'm not on today.
Give it, I'm not on today.
The, the Ravagee, the Ravagee, my mother, my mother.
The Ravagee, my mother, my mother.
What the fuck
Take this mr. P. I have a shield on dumb
My James we have to come out of the water what?
You can download abelabs at steam.com
It is completely free
You fucking bitch Derek
You really are the fuck of a broad day to this shit. What the fuck?
I'm actually breathing. I'm breathing. Fuck it.
Oh, never mind. Oh, shit. Oh, we're so far off. It's almost too easy. It's almost too
easy. It's almost too easy. It's elementary even.
I'm getting a telemetry.
I am C-Cogonon.
Let's save him.
Oh, quickly, Cogonon, quickly before the ball goes in.
Oh, wait, oh, shit, I thought it was going in.
I thought it was going in, I thought it was going in.
Oh, get it in, get it in, get it in, get it in, get it in.
Oh, oh, get it in, oh, get it in, please!
Please!
No!
One second, one second, one second, get it in!
No!
Oh, get the ball, go, get the ball.
I'm going to go. You need to camp him.
I said.
I'm going to go.
Fuck off.
Are you serious?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I thought it was going in.
I thought it was going in.
You guys are going to stop them.
Are you going to get it?
You got to get it.
Oh, man, let's go.
Harry!
Too easy.
Too easy.
He must have had a problem.
But I'm telling you, it's a big deal.
Ah.
I can have these guys.
Fuck it.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
What the fuck are you doing?
What?
I'm running, I'm running.
We're gonna strain twice!
I got a good start, I got a good start, I got a good start.
I don't
Start beautiful beautiful. What's this?
What the fuck this is fucking useless
What the fuck was that
I'm running I'm running
Oh my god
Oh fuck, they're gonna be at me Kog'Maw.
I lost dude.
I hit the golf ball out of bounds.
He's no good at using it.
They're gonna fuck me up.
That's not out of bounds.
You should go another way.
Oh yeah Kog'Maw, that's a well known thing about this map.
Unfortunately there's no way to get it out.
There's no way to get it back in pointlessly.
Very well known glitch about this map here.
Oh my god, I'm fleshed back.
Oh, very buggy.
Oh, fuck.
We're very, oh, very buggy.
This is no way.
This is no way to get it out, unfortunately.
So might as well forfeit the round,
because this is simply no way.
There's simply no way to get it.
Get it back.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, just leave him.
Just leave him.
Just leave him.
Yeah, yeah, I will, I will.
Slowly getting the hang of this.
Cope.
Lock in, we should give it a clock in.
You're hiding.
Wait, that might be a hot one.
Oh.
What the?
Oh.
What is the next one?
I'm going, I'm going.
We lost, man.
We lost.
Oh, shit.
Got advice.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got it.
Peek a珻 you big hill, peek a p interests, no no no no, chill junkz
Awesome
Yes yesssss
Yeah yessssss
Okay so easy, Grooooo discipline
Good work all and good work
We change the angle
Changed angle?
Change the angle?
Oh yeah you always use this ABOUT覺
Oh my god fuck.
Here we go, go, go!
Iceman!
What the fuck?
Gucci!
Come on, four million lights,
uh, I'm about to crash.
I'm about to give my car a treat.
Oh my god, how does he have a speed boost?
Oh my god.
They've only got all things you have?
What does the magnet do?
Oh no, no, no.
into force into force fielding
oh my balls are done though
no big
give me a wave and I'm doing great I'm doing great it's gonna be on you guys
I'm in the zone I'm in the green I'm in the green
get in the zone and get in the zone
I'm in the zone I'm in the zone I'm in the zone I'm in the zone I'm in the zone
zone up
we're going zone up zone up zone
We're getting absolutely gived.
I'm gonna try grief to the mother's heart.
We will not shoot a chicken shot!
How'd that not go?
Oh, I said!
How the way?
Always braces, always braces!
See me at the golf course!
Let's go!
I'm out of here!
We're getting a piece of shit.
There's shit in this game, boys.
Fuck, we lost.
We fucking lost.
We fucking lost.
We fucking lost.
That means it was a basketball player.
I'm aware y'all being a basketball player
Okay, okay, okay
Oh
I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't know what that does I think I know what that does
What do you like to know whether boy, would you like to die?
Oh shit!
Get out of here!
Oh my god, the oil rat is in here!
Get the fuck out of here, boy!
Stop it! Get the fuck out of here!
Ladies and gentlemen!
You're not being a spy!
Get the fuck out of here!
I'm going in! I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Please, oil, stay on him, no!
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna be beaten up once.
I'm gonna find a jokes sheet on my wife.
Geez, geez.
That's how you do it, boys.
That's how you do it.
That's all I want to say.
Have you made a single hole?
This, not talking about the past, OK?
You know what?
Yeah, you're totally
Well that is well
You got this
Go, go, go, go!
Oh, oopsie!
They still have no idea what that did.
I'm gonna get this.
Where's my ball?
Man, that's my ball.
Oooh!
What the fuck are you, motherfucker?
Maybe next time in Chagogo, maybe next time.
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Maybe next time in Chagogo, maybe next time.
Maybe next time maybe next time boys. Maybe next time
Baby
I don't think I'll ever get past my ball.
I just can't get past my ball.
That was the first one I had to get past.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Three, two, one.
Oh, oh, oh, what's up, what's up?
Oh, thank you for the boost.
Yeah, yeah, huge boost.
Don't worry about it.
Huge boost, huge boost.
I do need the boost.
Actually, my B abuse.
Oh, dude, please
I
Would say it's close man. I'd be glad
Rematch pussy
And peanut 50 get the subs right now rematch run it back. Did you get a job? Yeah, they didn't get a subs
All right, hold on on one condition
Yeah, I'll chug the rest of my beer if you don't suck a beer right now then we get
right now right now okay how about i think okay what's the equivalent of a
beer in like tequila form it's one tequila shot is one beer okay okay i'll take a
tequila shot back post me i'll be right back
i'll be right back it's gotta be i'll be right back hold on the one one one tequila
shot is one beer but it we're talking about like 3.2 percent beer
oh yeah yeah that's really sad uh um racist
Clearly
Okay, well, but I think we raised
Rangers like
I mean, that's what nine. I'm drinking a nine percent voodoo ranger right now
Yeah, it's probably like like a three together shot quality three together shots
Well, you're gonna talk in so this is
I
Don't care what people say like who do ranger fucks you up way more than the percent I
Could I can get absolutely slammed off of less than a six pack of voodoo ranger
I mean slay it, but I can drink. Oh, yeah, and the healer son
Be fine
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
You know what I chased the shot with?
I'm a Ranger. Alright, I finished my
job. I finished my job.
This is no funny money over here.
I'm looking at the video.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Oh, man.
Take my boy.
If you guys lose, do you give me 25?
We can do that.
If you guys win, I'll give you 25 and I'll give oil at 25.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And if we win, I'll give you.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Are you sure about that?
Are you sure?
Fuck it. Are you this most sure? I've ever fucking been in my goddamn life. Take money from you to beat you come here
You gonna be beat me off to pay off that
He's actually like a
You think he's a pro
It's like a one cycle con artists do it's about
Yeah
the pool table that hustling you guys all shucks i lost again double or nothing
that's what y'all about maybe maybe maybe it's your oil ratchets too
i'm walking this is more about belief in oil he's trying to get the mechanics towards the end
oil let's do this dude let's do this baby walk in walk in
I'm actually walking. I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking.
Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Jesus Christ.
It's a hell of what we come on big
Now you're back to
Go go go
Well, all right
Oh shit give it up not cooking give it up not cooking come on Pete I'm just gonna overshoot
I'm gonna over shoot you up there
I'm gonna watch you come on behind you do that
I'm coming
Okay, that's so
You know, you know, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm right already down the hill
I'll get by real close to the inspector.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
I'm gonna go, go!
I'm gonna greet him, I'm gonna greet him.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm gonna get something, I'm gonna get something!
Nah, it just makes her stop.
Me and Coco are both fucked.
You got this, Coco?
You got this, you got this, you got this, you got this, you got this.
Archie, if you want to, just go to strike her.
If you want to, just go to the reactor and provide her twenty-mousage.
Shut up!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
You got this. You got this. You got this. Go. Go. Go. Beat him. Beat him. Get in there.
Come on. Take it. Take it. You got this. Yes. Yes. No.
Oh
Whatever you do not go for the the one shot lucky
I'm gonna fuck him I'm gonna fuck him
go go go
and he's looting the boxes with the car
oh nice
oh my gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick
gimmick gimmick
I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked
okay okay
yeah
oh no
oh no no
I got good lead I got really good lead
Shit!
BOOM!
I must throw a little bit, Coco.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Oh, I forgot my ball!
Get the fuck out of here, gimmick!
I'm gonna fist it, Coco!
Help me!
I
Got me
Well come come come come oh my god
That's not how that thing works
Okay, okay, you just give me the water
Oh
How the fuck do you see tenor
Here we go go for
Nice. Oh, that was beautiful.
Too late. Too late. Oh, that's fucking bull taste. Oh, fuck.
Oh, I'm going in. I'm going in.
Go with the inner chuck.
Oh, how you like that?
How do you like that much?
It's a real favor.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm in.
Oh my god.
You should have done that.
You should have done that.
You should have done that.
Jesus.
You got this.
You got this.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, get in there.
Get in there.
Come on, yes!
There's no way.
Oh, yeah! Fuck it, shit!
Fuck it, shit!
Oh, yeah, fuck it, shit!
Oh, fuck!
There it is, that's how you do it.
Excellent work, give it excellent work.
Here it is, boys, there it is.
There it is, here it is.
I just broke it fucks my ball bro oh shit they get like his creepers right when you hit
a good ball they go
No!
I'm dead.
I just don't want to.
Okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going.
Give me, give me a comment!
Don't even worry about me, I'm in, I'm, I'm, I'm done.
I'm, I'm going to stop.
I still like how he said,
Which one?
Male,
Set,
Land,
Party,
Only fans,
or petal box and TV content
I will subscribe
and plus
I can pick up my feet
and put my back meat flaps
that's my fucking phone
as an extra
give us a bonus, give us a bonus
your choice
but where's my phone?
oh my god
that was so close
oh my god
you should go use your fucking
dude I can't, oh my god
I need to fucking use your fucking
I fucked up
where did you get that?
I fucked up again
I did that man
fuck you
I fucked up again
you choked up a freak
you choked up a freak
I fucked up again you fucked up
I've never even heard of that!
I fucked him! I fucked him!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme!
I...
You have a shield!
I fucked him!
Dude, I can't do anything.
I fucked him again?
I just did with both of them all.
I fucked him again?
Gimme gimme gimme gimme!
We have a shield, just go for the ball!
You have to hit it one more time!
You have to!
I...
You want to stay away?
Dude, I did it with both of them all.
Let's talk!
It was a die, it was a die.
Whoever wins like more points, right?
You feel you guys throwing your assholes?
I'm clinging, I'm clinging, I'm clinging, I'm clinging.
You die already.
Oh give me some fucking good fuck.
Psych! That's the wrong number!
I need something boy give me something
He's fucking me!
Ohhhhhhh!
Ohhhhhhh!
Ohhhh!
He's really done. Good to have done a better mice.
Elementary. Elementary.
How to use the fucking camera bro!
Yeah, you right click and left click I think.
Give it to me, give it to me.
Oh.
Oh, wait, they're mine. They're mine.
Come on. We can't do it on the trap.
They're mine.
I'm going. I'm flying.
I'm flying! Am I going to die?
What the fuck is this? Where's my bullet?
Thank you for the musketeer, mate!
I'm going in!
Go, go, go!
What?!
I can't see anything! I can't see anything!
Expect a best photo!
Oh
I got it by a single bolt of lightning guys back to spawn. This is beautiful. It's beautiful
This is great
They got this come on come on baby you got this. I'm starting to understand
See you later sneaky
See you later sneaky
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait where's gimmick and coconut?
That's a go-
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck
Hey where the hell is gimmick and coconut?
I'm outta here
Where the hell are you?
Oh they're on the other side, they're on the other side
Oh
Oh
Oh
Take that babe
Are you kidding me?
I can't
Hehehehe
That was fucking crazy
Oh my god I literally hit the pole
You're kidding me dude. They had a rocket launcher
There it is boys, there it is.
We got one more than it's worst case scenario, a tie, right?
What's it called?
I don't know, we got this one, the next one, and then the next one.
I don't know.
I can't do the math, I can't do the math.
He's still out, no idea how that thing works.
What is it fucking though?
What does it do to us?
I just love seeing you use it for no reason at all.
Yeah, I want to use it for this.
It makes me feel any better. I never get those off either.
And I do know how they work.
I've only got a few select jobs.
They're usually useless, but in very select situations, they're super, super crazy.
Oh big now!
Yeah!
No big!
I'm saw!
Okay, alright, that time it ran out.
That's a load of bull honky.
That's a load of bull.
Bop dog!
I'm fucking dead!
Wait, that's crazy!
I
I'm playing this. I don't know what this is. Oh, yeah.
What are you there?
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm feeling our balls are going to roll right back down.
Oh.
Yeah, it's off, it's off.
Oh, great shot!
Great shot!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Yeah, I've got, uh, right the arm.
You can hit him with two landmines?
I
Can I thought you'd read for the arm
This is so used I got the left by like 10 times I try I don't know
I gave it my I
Try my heart. All right. That's all you could ask of me. It's all you could ask of me. Come on, baby
I
No way that that line might was so crazy. Oh my god
Oh, go
My god, yes, that's not gonna hurt. There's a man. You're not gonna get yours in you're not gonna get yours
I'm too fast!
I'm playing with my father!
And you're fed!
Did we lose?
You're very lost, yeah, you're very lost.
You wanna go to the lobby and make another bet?
Double or nothing?
Double or nothing, but...
You know, he went to the... he quit.
As you know, just get the horns.
I don't know how to quit.
There's nobody hitting each other, nobody hitting each other.
Double or nothing?
What?
another beer. Another beer. Uh-huh. I'm going to go. I'm going to say half a
boot of rain. The boot of rain is like three beers. I got a boot of rain. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Let's do three quarters. That's what I'm going to have a little bit to
sit by. I'm going to have a little bit to sit by. Three quarters. And then we'll do
double or nothing. Double or nothing. Okay. Okay. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal.
I'm not going to take that.
Oh, wait, shit. I just realized
that might have been my last
Oh, that would suck.
Oh, no. You know what? I have
this box from Voodo Ranger.
How are you not sponsored by them?
Yeah.
You don't have to answer that.
I should have lowered that for sure.
Yeah, you know.
You know.
Yeah.
Oh.
I've got stuff I can say, but I'm a little inebriated.
I don't think that's your topic.
Yeah, don't say anything.
I shouldn't have even asked.
I shouldn't have even asked.
All right.
All right, let's go.
How do you get the subs?
Well, oh, I'm even got the kids. I've got another boot of ranger
You have to have a boot of ranger. I'm telling you. I'm pretty sure I remember a stream
Checking my rate my friends and there was only three in there, and I'm in this
I'm gonna go take I'm gonna go to right now. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take I'm pretty sure about though
Okay, okay, okay, I'm learning, I'm learning.
The better the hit, the more speed you get.
Okay.
Yeah, if you get a perfect hit off the rip, you'll get a speed boost.
I see, I see.
Also just so you guys know, that horn is for, um, it forces people to swing.
but it's really, it like doesn't work out at the time.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Dude, this game is like surprisingly sweaty.
You get into a flow state, you get into a flow state, I mean, bang.
Hey, all right, that's all.
No, we're done.
We're in the lobby.
We are done.
I didn't go into the lobby without us.
Guys, I'm out.
No, you're right there.
No way.
It sucks, just that Voodoo Rager sent me a box, and I literally just ripped that thing apart,
like I was hooked by the way.
Got to get that Voodoo Rager, and there was this wooden canister inside.
It was the same shape as a beer.
I was like, oh my god, no way.
They sent me like a premium beer.
I told him, no, I'm about to get him.
And it was a pair of duty wages.
I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm out of beer.
I'm out of beer.
You got anything else?
I have nothing.
You fucking rudely drank everything in my house.
Hey, I bought two bottles of tequila.
We drink that too. We drink all your booze.
These guys literally drink all my booze.
I had two, I had like two to seven booty rangers.
That's it.
Oh man.
Oh man.
I have reserved whiskey for a special like,
just in case I run out and they drink it all.
Ooh.
Yeah, yeah, we drank three years in my house.
You brought this.
I didn't even drink.
Dimmick knocked him over three times
You were not about the beer going on the carpet you're mad about the alcohol being wasted
Three in the morning, and you can't get beer three in the morning takes it's obviously gonna be more pissed about the beer than the carpet
I believe the carpet was
Three beers left in my house and Gimmick kept kicking the coffee table and all of the beers
were going flying and we grabbed really quickly the same as we got and then he kicked it again
and all of the beer went to everywhere and then he kicked it again and went everywhere.
We go five boys, sin, destiny two would be perfect for a lad. Also did you see the new
Spider-Man movie?
No, no, no!
I mean, he honestly, I mean, he didn't even do these
Cronpods at 3.
I want Silo!
I want Silo!
That fucking sub was subbed.
You can't like, you can't like order yourself a liquor right now, D?
I live in Texas.
It's over.
No.
I could actually only buy beer for the next one minute.
So unless I have teleportation powers.
DG!
DG!
It's GG!
Gg boys and they don't play about that. They actually like a lot of the gas stations. They lock them up
They lock up the fridges would change. What dog? Yeah. Well, what we used to do in New York is we would we would pay a
40 year old Spanish lady should keep all the bottles and stuff and liquor
So when shit close we could get her up and she'd always come around and sell us the bottles
Hey, your neighbors get up your neighbor you go to my neighbor's house knock on the door
Yeah, you're gonna have all nice to meet you. There's a little nice to meet you second of all. Yeah, you hear
To him it takes his guys. No, it's not it's not to him it takes two a.m. Is when the bars stop serving
You can only buy beer in Texas until midnight and 1 a.m. On Saturdays, which it's Saturday night right now
One a.m. Isn't one man. That's bullshit
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Uh...
That was a free country.
I thought this was a free country.
Yeah, for real. Yeah, that's the one thing I don't like about Jax.
I will say, I was...
I'm still in blues. I'm still in blues in the morning.
I was like... I was like...
Flabbergasted at that.
Yeah, I got an adult like...
One in the morning is where shit starts to like, you know, like...
That's when it starts to go, like, golly.
Yeah, that's when you need a beer.
That's when you need a beer.
That's when you need a beer.
That's when shit's starting to get good.
Yeah, we get a little crazy so we double it up. We double it up. Let's go
Let's do it. Let's do it. You don't have you don't have any booze pussy
Just know I would just know I'm thinking you and I know I mean in spirit boys
Yeah, a little bit of the booze at the bottom your beard put it up your ass. Thank you
Yeah
Oh, yeah, I'm switch. I'm switch the maps
and second
It's in the maps
I'm moving
It's in the maps almost done
All right, 10 maps
Okay, okay, all right
Okay, all right, okay, 10 maps.
Well, I guess it's not best of anything because you can.
What?
Ten maps, double or nothing.
That's right.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Oil, this is it.
Oil, this is it.
Oil, this is it.
Oil, this is it.
I need to lock.
I need to lock.
Lock it, boys.
This is it.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
One, four, three, four.
One, four, three, four.
One, four, three, four.
You can move with me, Jimmy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Of course you can move with me, I'm ahead of you.
Okay, I'll see you.
Go, go, go.
I saw that on the sky.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
I want to see it.
I want to see it.
Oh, that was so close.
No, man.
Oh, wait.
I'm going to get my team.
I'm basically here.
Do you help at all?
Oh.
I'm going to get a team.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Come on give it I did that to me. Oh my god
Good work, Mr. Gimmick! Good work!
Gimmick, by the way, I've got a masterful plan for this segment.
Masterful plan.
Get ready. Get ready. We're about to win.
We're about to win by default. By default.
Good. Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, you're here boy. Oh fuck. I fucked it up. I fucked it up. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. He's trying to touch me.
I fucked that up. Oh my god.
I
Fucking weapons you guys have a lot of bullshit
Go go go go
Gonna get in get in I'm gonna be I'm gonna get in I believe them I'm tired. I believe them a shitload both of them
what the fuck oh I might have uh my guys my ball is in the Mount 30 this might
be over me it might be over me yeah oh nice work
it's a nice work stop stop stop
the leg line it might be over me it might be over me by the eye oh no it's
I don't want it's not over me go go go I'm going to come try and make me the
Yeah, I think we might just try to keep getting it actually, you know what I'm saying?
We got it, we got it, we got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You're too easy, too easy!
Good work.
Come on, come on, come on, good work.
What's the score?
It's two and all, it's two and all, oh my god!
It's two and all, it's two and all, we can do it, we can do it.
Uh oh, it's gonna be hot, but we can do it.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, it's so...
You lose, thank you.
You lose.
Oh, did I?
Did I miss it?
Stop, please stop.
Wait, how did you not get...what?
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
No, man!
Go, go, go, go!
I'm going to go to a good.
No, man!
Fuck.
Where the fuck's my ball going?
Get the fuck out of here, bitch!
Better learn something, yeah!
Oh shit
Yeah
Oh
I like that was he and some dessert
Oh fuck
Go, go, go!
Oh shit!
Oh nooo
Bro, I'm fucking getting so many penalties, guys, this is crazy
Dude, I'm fucking getting low
Oh no, John
Oh, you need to be careful, I'm going to go
Oh my god, I'm fucking stupid
Oh, go, go, go, go, go
I'll take you, go, go
No, what the fuck?
It's a blow up!
It's a blow up!
It's a blow up!
No way, no way!
Through the mid-tree, through the mid-tree.
Honestly, it's simple.
Simple.
It's simple.
We got this, we got this.
Come back, come back, come back, please.
Come back.
Let me get my comeback off your mustache.
Oh shit, okay. I like that.
Okay. Oh, are you like this?
Wheeeee!
Go, go, go!
Fuck it in, guys!
Oh, so that's the most...
Hehehe!
There he is casual. Oh fuck. Go go go. Oh my god. Oh, I have the rocket jumping.
Perfect shot. That's going in. That's going in. Hold on one, hold on one, hold on one, hold on one.
Oh, maybe not hold on one, hold on two, hold on two, hold on two. Hold on two.
Tasteful, very tasteful. Nothing fries, nothing garish. Nothing garish, nothing garish.
I
See that's not that these go one time. He's had right there. Oh
We tie he's got we got we got it. Hey, how many more games you guys did? Um, I
Don't know but we haven't won for sure yet. I know that you definitely
Can you see you? Is it easy as 10 rounds? It's 10 round total we're on round five
So one more and we
We have six more than we avoid a loss
us but okay all right you fuck I'm so that's not particularly true we would
have to win two works you know what's time oh fuck I fucked up yeah yeah one
word of time but if we give one more we avoid a loss I am I what the hell is
going on
what the hell is going on what I'm blind I'm blind how do I get down there bro how
How does this fucking lemma hit me?
I don't know dude
Oh no
Oh! She layman!
I don't even get down there
Oh I see I see
I don't even get down there
I'm fast as fuck boy!
We still need to hit this arm trolling
I
Valley never I got worried for a second coconut dodges every shot he's actually
I mean he's actually
That's a rough movement. That's that's that Russia plus that's that was a plastic beat
I'm gonna get it in I'm gonna get it in
Well, are you here? I'm not fucking close, bro
Oh, yeah, my landmine
I'm not close
I'm trying wait. How did I make it on two feet? No freeze? Oh, yeah freeze. Oh shit
oil please
please i beg of you
i enjoy
i enjoy
stop it
nooo
oh
oh my god we can do it
we can do it
we can do it
come on
we should be in the water
we should be in the water
we should be in the water
Not a chuckle on this cock, you piece of shit, you want some of this, you want some of this, you motherfucka?
What you chuckle on this cock?
You motherfucker, you motherfucker.
It's the peanut.
Oh shit.
You just chillin.
Leave your frozen like Elsa.
You fucking leather- leather- leather man on my bowl, know what?
Oh my god, wait.
Oh.
Oh.
This is brain dead.
Gaby!
Okay.
Nice try.
Give it, give it, they just fucked me good.
They just fucked me real good.
I'm all the way back to the side.
I'm all the way back to the very side.
Where's Gaby?
Where's Gaby?
Where's Gaby?
Where's Gaby?
Where's Gaby?
He's very fine with it.
Gaby!
Oh shit!
I'm coming Gaby.
I got this.
Hey, feed the trolling, feed the trolling, feed the trolling.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
You have to check it, you have to check this.
Wait a minute, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming, Bunch!
Goddammit dude, no, please don't tell me this.
One dead.
I'm coming, Bunch!
Where are we spotted Coco?
Oh, he's got a grenade.
I've done my best
Well, no, I'm not what they just hit me up again. No. Oh my god. I got hit off
Oh
Go come fuck
With that my face a clip with that in my face and it's like right there
Was there no way you actually hit me
I can't.
What you like to do, mate?
I'm doing it.
Oh!
Oh!
Nice shot.
Go on.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Oh!
The tree from Grayson.
Grayson.
I'm juiced up.
I'm juiced up.
I'm juiced up.
Kill this guy.
Dude.
They have all the power, dude.
Good!
I got him!
Oh, isn't that right at my ball?
Yeah, mate!
Ooh, swinging the piece.
This is going to stop looking smooth.
We give the beach my god
Yeah, cocoa fucking fucking
No, what this is
They're fucking so ahead you got a fucking you got a fucking you got a fucking
I'm not doing it, I'm literally fucking killing all my god.
Give it to me, I'm in on the Zegs head, I'm in on the Zegs head easily.
Easily.
One shot, right on head.
Boom.
get on in there, get on in there.
It's over.
Oh my god.
Oh, guys, we have, we have, we have, we have seven, we have eight, nine attacks.
Two four.
That's four.
We got to win all three.
win all three they can't win all three to win we win two to die if you only win one you lose
here we go no no no it's eight no no it's eight so eight you know eight nine ten three more maps
right three maps total include this one well i did right i don't know i just do not screen this one
Thank you for the boost
I got one too
Freeze
That's bad, that's bad. Do that thing is overpowered. Holy shit
Go go go go go go go go go
I'm going, I'm going
I'm doing great, I'm doing great, just kick that out, just kick that out
They're either on the right spot, they're on the wrong side, they're on the wrong side
Oh he's jumped, oh he's jumped
He's tough.
Oh, excellent work, Mr. gimmick.
Excellent work, Mr. gimmick, excellent work, Mr. gimmick, excellent work, Mr. gimmick.
Excellent work.
Mr. gimmick, I will be distracting them for you, good sir.
My ball is right here.
I
six we have six oh six to three it's easy three no I'll make one more best this
case you have a new plan I'll you bet nothing I'll bet a hundred shots so if
you lose you just pay what you would have been anyway if you win you pay
nothing okay what's the deal it's I just told you the deal are you fucking dense
I'm drunk
We only do, I just drink like 4 shots, like 3 booings
Are you this guy, he's just a mailbox, I'm talking to you
No, what I'm saying is it's double or nothing again, but with no benefit to me
So if you
Ah, fuck that, it's double or nothing off of 100 to 200, that's way
But then you're betting 200 gifts and subs, Mr. Gugudan
Yeah, so what?
That's too many, we do 100 or zero
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay you
either win and pay nothing or you lose
and you just pay what you would have
already paid for this round
alright alright alright
it's good bet it's good bet it's good bet
it's good bet it's good bet
look at that look at that placement
look at that ball placement Mr. Crennan
alright well I'm gonna piss I'm gonna piss dude
and we need to win this game bro
We get to win this. Oh my god. I'm game
We got this we got this
There's a way to just pick the game now
We I don't know if I exit game. Does it does it exit like like the game? Oh
I'm gonna try. I'm just gonna try it so we don't for future
Fuck I knew it. Yeah, it kicks me out of the whole damn game. Whoops. I am it says again every same you exit game
Hmm
It said main menu. Yeah, but this could be the main menu technically
Hmm, I wonder why there's no just like in day
Can I get love you the good type mr. Box I love you too much. I said
It's lobby you goof. Well, is there any go back to lobby
I
Let me do I'm gonna try to do questions. You haven't done yet. Let's give you hugs. I kind of just been choose a random
We see and we got this one
Who's kind of familiar?
You got a safe 3 and all dude. It's getting a little closer though. That's for sure
Yeah, it is get a little closer. It's getting a little closer. Well, I'm tell you all rest is a pretty big game
But rush for five years. So he's got a knock off that rush until he's not got knocked out
This is like, this is like an intervention.
This is like an intervention.
We ripped out the metal chairs on them
and told them to stop drinking or smoking crack.
But for rock.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
You're tearing your family apart!
Ah!
You done good here.
You done good.
You done good, actually.
You done good here.
Good work, everybody.
Good work.
Thank you for coming.
beautiful. I'm back guys. Uh I'm
going to play this one. I can't
tell what we played it when we
have it. I mean, it's the same.
Uh I'm going to play that one.
Maybe. We played that one. We
played that one for sure. Oh,
we'll play this one today. Uh
I gotta pee. I gotta people
before we start this. By the
That one that one
That one
Okay, I'm gonna be I'm gonna make I'm gonna make
All right, I'm gonna go P2 I'm gonna go P2 I need to go warm up
Be right back. I'm on your can bro. I'm sitting here fucking pop
He died out, bye.
That's what this game voice that's what this game
It's really the same. It's really good
That's what this game. It's really the same. I'll leave it to you the boys
I'm going to beat the shit out of this guy and I'm going to win this game.
But then he's offline, I'm just going to give him the hot sauce back because I hate him.
I hate this guy.
All right, now let's run.
Are you boys ready?
Mm-hmm.
All right, let's do a sing.
Let's do a sing.
Let's do a sing.
back in. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I got it. I got it.
Here you go boys. Couple invites
for each of you. Couple invites
for each of you. This will be so
simple. This will be so easy. So
I have been playing with my monitor off this entire time.
I sleep on a soil.
Really?
Really?
Because I wanted to give them a chance at f-
What?
Oh my god, nice hit.
I let it proceed.
It's proceed.
10 out of 10.
Alright, cute.
Mm-hmm.
It's high.
Don't forget to eat it.
Wait, did we switch teams?
Did we switch teams?
Are we choosing teams?
Oh no, no, that was automatic by the thing.
You guys have to switch by yourselves. By the way, I can't wait. Yeah
How do I switch?
I'll make a way. Hold on. I'll come to my team. Give me give me switch. Did you say I like Peter?
Drag yourself go to this big button here and drag. I
like
Peter
Make it sweet. I've always wanted to be that he's sweet
You can you maybe look super sexy
Then like the base drops right there. Well, wait, so I go like this I go he thought he stood a chance
And then the base drops right
He thought he stood a chance
And then the base drops right there
Right there then the base drops
I guess all 100 of them are dead and I went
And it's based on right there to be since right there well, I guess we won
Again
You're gonna need more than a thousand men
I did the boost drop right there.
Not the big time, just some ideas.
Just some ideas for you, sir.
Just some ideas for you, sir.
I can give you, I got plenty more.
I got plenty, I got really more.
I got really more.
Oh, it's cool there, give me.
Oh, you're welcome, give me a hug.
No, give me a hug!
Give me a hug!
Oh, you have to beat my ass!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God, he's fucking us.
Okay, let's go.
Here we go!
Lock it in boys. Lock it in!
Five, four, three, two, one, go!
Three, two, one, go!
Two simple. Two simple. Two simple.
Oh, oopsie.
We can never figure out that high scum.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, what, what, what, what, what?
Missed.
Oh, did I?
Get shot!
Get booty-dod!
Get booty-dod!
Get booty-dod!
See?
Hehehehe.
What a fucker
He's having it at the end, he's having it, oil oil oil, we have to kill gimmick
Get it in, get it in, get it in
Not gonna lie, I'm rooting against you
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
No!
I'm glad.
Oh god.
I hate to see it.
I hate to see it.
You're supposed to be on my team!
You're watching my stream!
You're supposed to be on my team!
What?
Are you yelling at your chair?
Oh, sorry I'm muted. This guy says he's rooting against me. He's watching me. He's just behind me.
My game isn't working. Oh my god. My mouse side. My mouse side.
My mouse side. My mouse side. My mouse side. My mouse side.
My mouse side. My mouse side. My mouse side. My mouse side. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's that guy, the Johnny fucking place that cars on me!
No! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Go, go, go, go!
I'm going, Coco.
We made your comeback
We made your comeback here. I got targeted when they heard
Nice
I'm gonna stick it in.
I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot, I shot.
Eat my city, bitch.
Dodge.
Oh, did you? Try this one.
That was a good shot.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Every shot, every shot, every shot.
It's gonna be a hell of a waste of time.
I shot by myself, I shot by myself, I shot by myself.
Oh my god.
I'm in I'm in I mean it's you and
resty on it right before he hits you you can hop in
my mage redbunch
oh my god that sucked up
my mage redbunch
please cus shit
hahahaha
dude
oh peri-chan oh that's it i did it
oh my god
did you see that
did you see that
aww i fucked it up
oh my god i'm in the real
a perfect-
no no no
Give me your guns, give me your guns, fucking look, look, look, look.
Die, die, die, die!
Yeah, I'll leave those at ease yet.
Perfect shot. Wow. Wow.
Yeah, that was good.
Oh, my god. No way, no way, no way.
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way.
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
That was the best user that I've ever seen in my life!
We die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die, we die.
You used to fucking trun with me, that's why I shot, I didn't.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
Dude, did you hear what he was doing?
That was actually crazy.
That was crazy.
Then he hit that horn.
And horns do not work off.
Get out of here. Get out of here.
Okay, will you leave me alone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I fucked him, I fucked him.
Please make that. Oh my god, oh my god.
I'm gonna stay right now, I'm gonna stay right now.
Oh shit, I fell off the...
trust what the fuck is this 45 degrees 100% in between the trees
run the numbers on it on the numbers on this bitch
Oh, what the fuck was she? Oh, yeah
This power level is over 9,000
Fucking piece of shit
Where's my ball? Where's my ball?
Oh my god, my ball start spawned.
We lost.
We lost. It's over bro.
No, go, go, go!
P, how you doing? How you doing?
I'm doing decent, not crazy, not bad.
Not crazy, not bad, not crazy, not bad.
I piloted him once.
I'm still at spawn.
I'm actually...
Oh my lord.
I'm
gonna give it to me
I'm done and I'm done and I'm done
Oh my god!
You have misrated
Wait, how did oil rats fall?
You fucking motherfucker!
Yeah, I think it's it over. No, it's over. Yeah, cuz we know it's not over if we have one tie
It's only round five. Yes, they would have to we have to win two more to make it over, right? I
Mean
It would be one more, but we have one tie so it's too white
I did
He's we have what we have what we want. I we have to play it out. Go go go
Take we have one time we both got one point
I'm ready
It's the pink guys. It's the pink. It must be the pink
I think it's still technically one more time because
Hey, I don't know
Oh
Formula lights in me
Oh
What I'm doing
I
That lightning is that lightning should
Shit
Oh fuck, where the fuck, die!
Oh my god!
I get fucking, I get Magnet Shield, I get Magnet Shield.
Oh yeah!
Give it to Randy over!
Dude, I can't do anything right now, they're getting all the best items, I'm getting Magnet Shield.
I just got paperized, I just got paperized.
You wanna fuck out?
I'd choose to both, they're both blinds.
They're both blinds.
We gotta fight through their items.
They're getting all the crazy shit.
I see it through so hard.
I see it through so hard.
You know, I was about to make the craziest play
and hit him with the fire and get in here.
Get in, get in, get in, get in.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I missed it.
I launched myself into the abyss.
Oh, no, man.
I didn't hear you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I'm about to get in here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm about to get in here.
Hold on.
Where's your ball?
Where's your ball?
Where's your ball?
I got you nice.
Nice.
We're getting rocked, they're getting out.
We're getting worse.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I got him, bro.
I got him, bro.
I see, I see.
That's good, Ed.
That's good, Ed.
That's good, Ed.
That's good, Ed.
I did my good, my good, my good.
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Oh my god, dude.
Take the rocket launchers, and I am
pretty fucking weapon under the sun.
Come on, baby
No way you made this come back blocky gimmick bucket
What up, oh
Hold on now
He just doesn't know how that works at all.
He just doesn't know how that works at all.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I'm frozen, I'm frozen but I had a good ball, good ball, good ball.
How the fuck did they hit that?
I call this one, this one, this one, this one, this one
I'm visualating him, I'm visualating him
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in
I'm in, it's up to you, it's up to you, it's up to you
Yeah
Oh
Are you kidding are you kidding
I'm so stupid
I
you know what last short it's a whole game last so that's what it's as a whole
game that's what it's a whole game that's what it's a whole game I'm just
Change the road and change the road.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
I'm running.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Death man, death man.
Go, go, go.
Oh.
I'm getting fresh out of those.
Oh.
Stop hitting me.
Stop hitting me.
Get off me.
Oh.
Oh, nice head.
Oh my god.
oh my goodness holy shit I didn't go where I spawned on go wait did you see that look at that look at that
oh my goodness holy shit that was lit though that was fucking lit oh jesus i'm sweating over here dude i'm sweating
I
Work no reaction
I've achieved it for about ten hours. I see a couple rods alive bar, and then I'm gonna wrap it up
That's how good with you guys. Oh perfect
Absolutely perfect
You guys down let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
I
Cool guy
Oh, there you go
Thank you, miss. You're good man. You're good mad miss coconut. Good game
Man of your word man of honor made of your word man of honor. That's a good fucking game
Oh, man. You're good man miss coconut. You're good man
You're good man miss couple man. You are good man. You're good game. How's it good fucking? That was a great game
That was a great game. That was a good fucking
That was intense!
That was knackin' knackin' you got it!
Oh my god!
I'll get the muncher again!
Oh my god!
Oh Mr. Reston, please stay!
I'm going to get some fucking person out of my head!
I'm going to get some fucking person out of my head!
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
I can't return!
I can't return, motherfucker!
I'm going to get some fucking person out of my head!
Dude said get done!
Holy shit, DJ's voice.
He goes, where's my spot? Where's my spot?
I... I...
I think it was recipe stayed by the piece of...
Thank you Mr. Coco, you're a good man. You're a good man brother.
Oh, no worries, brother.
That was fucking tight.
Holy...
Shit, man. Thank you, give me a bone.
Oh, lord have mercy.
Shit.
Oh, that was fucking crazy.
Dude, that last round?
That was crazy.
Oh my god.
That was really nice.
It literally happened in...
If I had to make a bet, if you could freeze Simon, I had to make a bet right there.
I would have placed all my money on it being a tie that ball rolling in.
Dude, I almost shit myself.
Okay, let's do.
Okay, let me get it open.
Let me get it open.
Have you played live before, uh, Mr. Oil?
A little bit, yeah.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Yes.
Fantastic.
you give up on the rush moon thing no I found out it's tomorrow boys for those
you don't know I'm again I'm gonna say this again so that everybody knows I'm
going to say one more time before I get off as well I'm screaming tomorrow instead
of Monday boys because I found out the mood event and the nuke event is tomorrow
So I'm hopping on steam tomorrow for a steaming tomorrow and then on Monday I'm gonna take off, okay
I'm gonna hop on I think about 3 p.m. Ct
Push the discord piece of windows, you know upwards upwards. I'll make you that I'll make you that
I'll make you sweating holy shit
Crazy I rage more in super battle golf than
Your little swamp like one stroke away from making it into the hole then you get nuked your ball flies into the water you fly
She
One second, boys, I just got to slopsied you, Zee, my stuff around.
I
Right way come on is you need that punch guys we get better check dance
I'm not going to lie to you, I usually let go of this every time but he was laughing.
I do have.
Um...
Hmm.
Fascinating. Fascinating.
that I mean I I can't tell you miss you coconut I can't tell you that mole is
benign or would you mind lifting up the shaft of your cock cuz it's right there
between the balls on the shaft can you take another picture yeah but okay I'm
gonna lift it but like yeah I'm insecure I'm kind of insecure don't worry you
You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
I'm a doctor.
I got X-Mas right there, under my shaft.
So I actually.
I see you take the picture the same way you just said to me,
but I need you to lift your shaft up just a bit more
and maybe grab your balls and stretch them down a little bit.
Go ahead and send me another picture.
All right, I'm sending it to you.
OK, no, yeah, that's benign.
That's benign.
You're fine.
I'm a doctor.
God.
I'm a doctor.
I'm going to have to put my finger in your butthole
to make sure.
OK?
Hold on.
I mean, I've had that happen before.
You may feel a cold sensation and you may hear me moaning, but just trust me I'm a doctor.
Take off the ring the last doctor didn't take off the ring.
That's my cock ring sir.
I'm not taking off.
On your finger?
Oh.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
The most sensitive part is for medical purposes.
How did someone already join my lobby?
I've been hiding my Swedish entire time.
And and he actually these guys are hackers his name is like a hundred times bigger. Look at this
He's even a hundred times bigger than my name
These guys like a hackers. How do you?
We what right now? Oh my god, we have to go with the right now
Shit
Yeah, you're back. You're back. You're back.
Well, I guess I'm not getting off. I guess I'm not getting off.
I guess we're in for the long haul boys.
We're staying up!
Not good!
Let's fucking do it.
All right, Peter. Grab one more voodoo ranger. Let's do it.
I ran out or I won!
Oh, sorry.
Okay, all right.
Look, David, this guy doesn't even have alcohol.
Did you believe this guy?
Back up alcohol? I mean, back up alcohol?
That's alcohol 101.
What is this?
You literally drank my bag of alcohol Jackass
I'm gonna let America burn okay, we actually know
I'm gonna do something else
I'm walking in
I'm cheating by cheating by cheating by cheating
I got sober up dude, I'm fucking I'm drunk man
We gotta lead the people, we gotta lead the people
They thought we'd be on, they saw we were on Super Battle Golf and they struck
Oh shit
Dude the one time they raided we're fucking playing Super Battle Golf we're getting drunk
These guys are just shameless
These guys are shameless, these guys are shameless
These guys are not, these guys are good
These guys are not good worthy opponents
You're a respected opponent, you know
Fucking scumbags fucking it was fucking it this year direct attack of the United States of America
Show where it's all
They're gone they're gone they're gone. They're gone like
It's over. Sorry over. We have enjoyed
Yeah, it's all we've got hope to last but there's not here. Yeah, there's no here. What the hell also?
Give it like five minutes. Are they regrouping?
Like there's no one here this 50 years
Are we freaking are the rush region attacking or not we're safety we're safe
I've been looted. I logged off in the lighthouse. I've been stripped. Dude, I think they're right at the nut house. What?
Yeah
My bad John my bad John no way
Ain't no way they're in the nut hold
I guess you'll play lives for
Should we come in?
Should we come in?
They've been completely looted.
Should we come in?
Should we actually go in?
Maybe, yeah, we could.
Those Cubans, they tried room-writing us.
I
Lies bodies I smart is are we sure they're not coming back? How do we send I?
Hope not you guys come with this so many. Yeah, they got it. We got it. They are our team can hold them off
Give us a warning
Oh, it's a wishline. It's going to be some nice by
All right
It's offline really loud. We have 300 and 46 members on our team. There's no point in
which I'll have a soft line that that rule doesn't even fly that rule doesn't even fly
we have 346 people on our team my boy my boy there's no point whatsoever when
I have a job line.
Did I miss it?
Yep, you missed it, buddy.
You missed it, it's over.
All right, I just want to at least switch my titles back over.
Switch my titles back on over.
All right, okay, I'm hoppin' in!
Are you pregnant?
Little people at my bar. Oh, and you not see him
Where's the piece with these with these he's at these that day care. He's a dick here. Let me move to the keys
You'll be also gonna be we'll be home soon. Oh
oh shit wait uh I'm a host of the game what the fuck oh shit what's your eye
what
I don't know.
You got me?
Is everything okay, boss?
Yeah, it's just, it was doing some weird stuff, boss.
It was doing some weird stuff.
It was doing some weird stuff.
No, no, no, no.
Huh?
There's your advice.
Hop on in, boys. Hop on in.
All right
Oh, shit
Oh
Oh my god, I mean some of them are new one of them are some of them are new I think
and I got a step we know that guy's definitely 100%
you guys gave me the same guy you you say usually what are you guys doing
I'm going this one I bet you I I bet you I I bet you I I ready up ready up boys
Oh, we're playing pub and we're playing football.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you're looking sassy today.
Oh, ha ha ha.
Oh, good.
Got the pearls on.
Geez.
Night out on the town.
I call. The monster's still hungry.
I love you, fuck, guys. I must show them.
You're usually good here, right?
Yeah.
Audio fucking is on show, guys
I'm fucking brilliant
You're gonna find me, you're gonna find me
This audio is really bad
It does sound like
It sounds really bad
What do you mean fuck the audio?
You're gonna find me
It sounds really bad, man
Hey, what are you looking at, fat ass?
I'm looking at you
You're not too pretty on the eyes either, chief
Hey
I'm big bald. Oh shit, wait. Fuck.
I got a big bald hair. Look at it, you know what I mean.
You got an exoskeleton.
You're a sexy lizard.
Fuck it.
Fuck racist over here, huh?
All right, fuck. I'm in.
I call. I call.
I call. I fucking isn't losing.
Jeez.
I got some gamblers here.
All in, all in, all in, all in right now.
All in, all in, all in right now, all in right now.
All in, all in right now, all in right now, all in right now.
Taking my chances.
I switch.
Lurebind, slow play.
No balls.
I'm doing it!
You don't scare me, I scare me.
There's you watch.
There's you watch, buddy.
Oh, I've got...
I've got the balls.
No, no, because everybody's gonna have a flush, that's for sure.
Everybody's gonna have a flush.
I might have a little something else.
I might have a little something else, it's gonna work.
all of my fuckers
boys boys boys
firstly
for the sake of the game
OH SHIT
we're gonna face
we got you three
three of a kind
we got you three of a kind
oh no
just three of a kind
be a bunch of no
i don't trust him
oh shit
quicker than six
oh fuck
oh fuck
here's a flash here's a flash
i'm about to fucking die
here's a flash here's a flash
kill yourselves
Oh
Yep
You guys can't see either, right?
You guys call a doctor, um, oh you can't eat too much
I think I ate too much.
Comrade Lures!
Comrade Lures, you are sepior!
They didn't see me at all, please.
What you got?
Oh, I've got a...
F*****n aces. I've got f*****n aces.
Yeah?
F*****n aces right here, f*****n aces.
I got two tans.
I want to get g...
That's it?
F*****n aces buddy, f*****n aces.
One last look at the tillage.
Alright.
Tell God I tried extra.
Fantastic.
Oh my God.
What are the changes?
This is a tough round.
This is...
That is...
This is...
Well, well, well.
This is crazy, man.
Dude, I can see the fluff.
Oh my God, you want a fold, buddy.
You're gonna want a fold.
go ahead don't trust it go ahead come on I fold I fold I fold but just know I had
pocket ages just so I had pocket ages tell yourself I had pocket ages buddy
these are blanks in this guy so these will do nothing to me these will do
nothing good bye yeah don't yeah there's nothing in this guy just gonna be
that I'm playing the long game
Difficult challenge.
Oh, he can move around.
Yeah, they should let us see the cars.
Sitting here with my jacket on.
No way!
I could feel my hands.
No way!
You coming out?
Yeah.
You're not a pussy, are you?
Carry me.
You're a man of stature, a man of brain stature, a man who dies on his hill, he never gives
up.
Is that right intellectual?
Never ever ever.
Oh then let's stop playing around.
Let's stop playing around.
Let's stop playing around.
I think it's time to get serious.
Let's get serious.
You wanna do this?
Let's do it.
All right bro.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay, let's do it then.
I don't think so.
They plucked in the whole time!
Ha ha ha ha!
You've been bluffing this whole time!
What I want you to do, Mr. Coconut,
is load that gun
and kill yourself!
Alright, go ahead!
Go ahead, get it done!
Go ahead, get it done!
Oh, shit!
I deal, I deal!
Goodbye, sweet world!
What?
Yeah?
No!
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, I'm in.
Why?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
This guy's cheating.
He's cheating, he's streaking.
Ready to die now, boy?
Oh
You got a good
I call, I'll break you down.
I'm not talking about you.
I don't pray in Jesus.
What the?
You wanna go pussy?
Then let's do it.
You know who I am.
Oh.
Who's gonna carry the boats in my lungs?
You don't know me son!
You don't know me son!
My god...
My god...
Oh!
Wait...
Is this a draw?
I like the way you die boy
Oh shit
Nooo
There's no fucking way
Don't you worry Mr. Cuckoo, as God has blessed you, he will bless me in this
drying moment
He will look down upon me and shine upon me with his grace
Watch this
Punch a party
There you go, I have to see I have to see I have to see
Wow, that's that is the most least deserving when I have ever seen in my life liars in
my entire life
Coconut and you can tell me wow doesn't even know what poker is and I believe you I believe you right now
You died, dinga?
You left two fucking shit-dick hands?
Won that last foot by God's will?
Woo!
Lord have mercy.
This fucking lady says it the best.
He won because everyone lost.
That's why you won.
And God.
And God.
And literally God himself, Divine Power, came down and saved you.
I guess I've chosen
Fuck it ready up boys. Let's go. Let's go. Ready up
He's a cockroach. They say del is survived the apocalypse. Let's go baby. Let's go. Is that what that is?
Honestly, I don't know
Maybe a grasshopper
of surviving with yes, it's
It's five percent. It's five percent. That's fucking crazy
I'm pretty sure you're caught for a long, long time.
Cowards fooled.
What happened to all that talk, Mr. Godroach?
That is a crazy turn of events that...
What happened to all that talk?
What are you gonna do right now?
What are you gonna do right now?
What happened to all that talk, Mr. Godroach?
That's the guy's on my dick right now, alright?
Alright? Focus on your games.
Just suckin' on my shit.
Oh my...
I fall. You don't scare me. I scare you.
This is... I have a family-friendly stream, sir.
You must see up my family-friendly Christian Twitch stream.
Okay, buddy? She books Twitch stream.
Yeah, I'm reporting you to Dan Glancy.
He's gonna have... he's gonna fuck you.
He's gonna fuck you right.
He's like, he's abused. He's obviously negligently abused. Look at that fucking thing.
He's a Christ. He gets the best education, best food.
He's got a little autoimmune disorder.
Yeah, he will get special education.
What?
What's going on right here?
I can't get bullets speak truth.
Yeah.
Pretty harsh on Lil P.
Oh, what would you do, Prince? What would you do, Prince?
You're doing great.
Good. Not too shabby, boys. Not too shabby.
I have some creams.
Oh, this is looking good.
I switch.
I
Fold I read the room
This is beautiful
No, I refuse to die
hmm you know winning in this game is just not
taking my chances I win this round you might die tonight
ridiculous I have actually installed a metal plate in the right side of my head
I'm good. Don't worry about it.
You shuffle these cards.
You're supposed to shuffle three times.
Is it the lucky number?
Well, you shuffle once. You should hit the kind of shuffles. Let me shuffle.
Great price.
Put some back in place. You shuffle them three times. That's a real shame.
Get it again and forget about it first.
This is second shat lane, it doesn't matter.
The cockroach is calling it.
Oh, I'm in, baby.
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
It's nice in here.
I'm in!
Oh, jeez!
You're all gonna log and say Kumbaya.
You're all gonna campfire and smoke.
You're gonna smash marshmallows, man.
Kumbaya, Malaya.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, oh, oh, he's queen.
Ooh.
Oh, he's queen.
Yeah, I'm a swap.
I'm a swap.
I'm a swap.
I'm a four out of three.
Four out of three.
Life's good first.
We're swaped by four out of three.
And then we win.
Oh, baby.
I guess ready to fucking die
What's going on over here? What's going on?
Fucking pussy, dude, I have like two potential straight stuff you chasing that shit
You know we just hanging around, just hanging around.
Waiter.
Stop, I was dying tonight.
Debbie had double shot on the rocks to keep her from shooting.
I just, my lady just got back from, uh, M, S, D, down someplace in Mexico and she got
Oh shit everybody else is gonna have a straight everyone's gonna have a straight everyone's gonna have a straight. Oh my god
All right boys load those handguns
Five percent
Oh
Clean up this man's comrade bear
There's blood all over the floor.
Comrade Bear, there's two idiots that are on the floor.
Can you excuse them?
Comrade Bear, can you drag them out?
They smell their shit.
They should die, Comrade Bear.
Biddy-mano.
Biddy-mano?
You fucking smell like shit.
I will take you to the blue-eyed sweet-tuner squad.
You're shit, you're shit!
We're not falling to the floor!
I call the monster still hungry
I'm so Korean
Taking my chances
They talk about shit himself
He's Korean.
I don't know why he's that Korean.
I don't know why he's that Korean.
Why did you tell us that?
I didn't see that you had it.
I called.
I'll break you down.
I didn't see that you had it.
I didn't see that.
You see?
You see?
All in.
You see?
You see?
All in.
You see?
You see?
You see?
You wanna go all in? You think you can get this?
I'm in.
This is very elementary to me.
I'm in. I'm in!
Oh, shit.
That's right, pal. That's right, buddy. That's right.
Oh, shit.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
No way.
What?
No way.
wait do I win wait what give it give it give it I want you to know I would have
won I actually swapped out of two at the beginning because I didn't see the
two on the table I would have a full house I would have a full house fuck you
oopsie poopie I saw it so hard oh my goodness I saw it oh oh
Oh, gee! Oh, gee!
Oh, gee!
Won't even matter, Mr. gimmick, because I will survive this.
Oh!
Oh, gee!
Yeah!
Yeah!
She's not mine!
Yeah, well, I...
Maybe you might bring me to the hospital in time.
What?
I won't!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Liars poker.
Oh.
I probably owe you for me, boys.
Yeah, I'm tired as fuck. I gotta go to bed, boys.
Have a good night, boys.
GG, GG, GG.
GG's, boys.
Good tomorrow.
I see you guys in the left.
GG's, boys.
I'm going to speak to you.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll see you guys soon.
All right.
See you later, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, guys.
Bye-bye.
Good night, boys.
GG's, boys.
Boys, I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
Yeah, I know I gave up a blast.
Now I know I gave up a blouse, I did see the two on the team, I didn't see the two on the team.
Come on Mr. Wades, welcome, thanks, good man, good man.
Thank you my boy, please eat to my boy.
Huge announcement gentlemen, once again, same announcement.
I am streaming tomorrow, I know I usually don't stream Sundays, but I'm streaming tomorrow on a Sunday.
Sunday, Sunday stream, Sunday stream, woo woo, woo woo, woo woo,
Sunday stream, H-Z-E got banned, I don't know who that is, but we're gonna do, we're gonna
do, we're gonna play, I didn't know this, but the rest of it was actually four days,
Not three days, tomorrow at 3PM CTM, hopping back on
and in one hour after 3PM CTM, everybody goes to the moon.
Everybody goes to the moon
and if you don't know how it works,
everybody gets one life on the moon.
It's not this continuous.
The cooker's in unmute.
What's up, Google, what's up?
No, she's got bands.
Who?
That Russian fucking guy, PUSH.
That's fucking no!
That's fucking bad.
fucking go dude you we should do it just cuz he's Russian and fuck him he
should tell tWitch cuz that's technically DOS no I'm down I'm down a
stage
we don't want to be assholes because cuz cuz cuz cuz they might cook it I think
about it the first one we got a band for cuz he was actually genuinely rooting
our experience by streamstabbing us. If we go after him on Twitch, we'll just be an
asshole. We're punching, we're punching, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let the man eat, let the man eat, let the man eat.
But like the first one, he was actually genuinely, he ruined our experience by cheating, and
that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. The first
one is fair going at, ah, there was just a jump. We're not going to go after him. Twitch
I would not like that, I don't say like you know you do what I say, but I mean that's not what I wanted, you know what I'm saying.
True that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean the first one I'm fine with is getting down from the server because he genuinely seems like there's any rude or experience.
Peter, that's the one Russian streaming on the fucking team that he streams on me. The one guy that's live under the 65 fucking Russians playing on this.
And the one guy on the Russian team is themes having guys, so if you don't think
Every single
64 other ones are not screams typing you're insane
Yes
Every other fucking country
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, that'll happen that'll happen that's great news. That's great news
Yeah, well, I'm gonna go to bed. Yes. Have a good one. Thanks for the news
He was
They are there
Wait, what'd I say? What was I oh yeah guys the moon event tomorrow?
I'm hopping on a 3pm CT and then one hour after I hop on the moon event starts everybody gets one life
Not everybody's going because it costs 2,500 scrap per person to get to the moon and then also
on the moon is the final nuke piece along with two other nukes. So there's three nukes total,
three nukes will be fired tomorrow and that's the whole stream. So moon, three nukes, someone wins,
a lot of people lose and bam, that's what we're doing tomorrow. And then I'm taking Monday off.
I'm gonna take Monday off because we're gonna see what happens on Sunday. Alright boys,
Everybody said everybody said
Everybody put that for everybody with that
Work on seasonal on Monday
Holy shit, tell me a joke
Tell me a joke. Tell me a joke in place. Tell me a joke
Tell me a joke
That'll be a joke
It's talk time seasonal actually being released on Monday. That'll be a joke
Is it like Monday night where it's like two in the morning? It's like actually like really the next day
Like like is it is it Monday Russian time?
Because then it's usually like 2 a.m. The next day
Regular people time and then he ever talks on the next day
I
Killed me down
All right, we'll figure it out. Maybe I'll see my money too. I don't know won't figure it out guys
But I'll see you tomorrow at 3 p.m. CT. I'll see you there boys. I'll see you there
Have a good night gang. Have a good night. Good night everybody tonight now gang. Have a good night everybody
Get out!
Get out!
God, I'm going!
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