TheBurntPeanut
RUST: GLOBAL WARFARE | MOON LAUNCH AT 4PM CT | 3 NUKES ON THE MOON | ACTUAL FINAL DAY | #BUNGULATE
08-02-2026 · 7h 58m
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My fellow Americans, my fellow Americans, I have bought my ticket to the moon and so
is John and so is Mr. Coconut.
We are going to the moon in T minus 52 minutes.
Also by the way, in other cool news, that Russian, that communist that stream sniped
us yesterday in the helicopter has been bad the literal only streamer on the
entire Russian team is bad yes that's right that's right I thought that was
pretty funny I thought that was pretty funny but boys yes we're going to the
moon go to the moon there's three nukes here I'm not gonna lie to you boys I'm
not gonna lie to you we only get one life so I'm gonna kind of stay on back I'm
I'm gonna let the troops get up in there.
I'm gonna let the troops get up in there
and see what's crack-a-lacking.
I'm just gonna hang.
I'm just gonna probably stay in the back of the line.
I'm probably gonna stay in the back.
Coward!
I only get one life!
And I suck at this game!
These, look at these people.
Look at, except for John.
Look at these people.
These guys have 20,000 hours in this game.
They can look at me and I die.
Mmm. Uh, cow would, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna, uh, we're gonna, uh, uh, no, I, I, fine.
Oh, you know what? You know what? I, you know what? I solemnly promise to kill at least
two communists on the moon. All right? Okay. Is that enough? Is that enough? I will kill
Two communists on the moon.
Our deal. Is that a deal?
Is that I feel that three three?
Three communists.
A fucking John Wick.
What do you think I am on here?
All right. OK, that's fair.
That's fair. Three communists.
I will kill three communists on the moon.
But I'm not going on the front lines.
I'm saying a little back.
I'm still a little back.
Mm-mm-mm.
Four communists.
Okay, well, now you just be unreasonable.
Now you're being unreasonable, guys.
You're being so unreasonable.
You're being so unreasonable.
You're being brandish.
You're being grotesque.
You're being brutus.
That ten communists?
Now, listen, I would like to see ten communists die as much as the next be that.
I'd like to see ten communists die as much as the next be that.
But what?
Oh, you know what?
Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this
100 troops going to fight as hard
What the fuck the rating that's holy shit, oh my god
Oh shit no no no no shit
Oh shit you're a fake
EEEEHH
LOKKID
Are you good?
I-I-I-I-I-I don't know
Some more carbon inside the shorts
Some more carbon inside the shorts
I'm in the air. Oh, yeah, I'm dead.
Those are our guys. Those are our guys. I need to push it back.
I need to push it back. I need to push it back.
Fishing Village Perchance
I think we're good. I think we're good. Yeah, I think the last one's with the fishing village. Oh, that's right guys
That's right guys. That's right guys. That's right guys. That's right guys
In the blue
What for the daytime?
Yeah, I gotta hurt this one.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Whoa, that guy's not a...
Yeah, and get him, Josh!
How can I get up?
I'm not gonna miss a bullet.
Get him, Coco.
That's him, his ass.
That's us, that's us, that's us.
He's to the left, to the left, to the left.
On the left.
Hey, guys, guys.
Shoot the ice, shoot the ice.
Kill every last communist!
Shoot the ice, shoot the ice, shoot the ice.
Shoot the ice, shoot the ice, shoot the ice, shoot the ice, shoot the ice, shoot the ice, shoot the ice, shoot the ice.
You call me so you're
What the hell are they waiting 45 minutes before moon time are they stupid
Hey Dom
He was gonna be the first to die in the moon I can tell I can already tell those guys are those guys are dick in a rat
Then jerk it off
Matt me up with his John am I right
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually pissed. I was gonna crack my voodoo raindrop and say like let's ride and play like a cool intro
And these guys fucked up that whole thing for me. I
Have no I did the cool intro and I just fucking died
Guys everybody pretended it happened I'm gonna go I'm gonna pop up but you already know what I'm gonna do
J
All right, my fellow Americans my fellow Americans my fellow Americans
While I hold on one second while I find my bottle over there one moment
What's up, fellow Americans?
My fellow Americans!
Hold on, my fellow Americans!
I have found it, my fellow Americans!
There it was, my fellow Americans!
Alright, boys!
Let's kill these communists!
On the moon!
Cheers, boys!
I love killing Russians in the morning.
I love killing Russians in the morning.
There ain't nothing I like better.
I mean, maybe a breakfast in Denny's, the Grand Slam,
but right next to that, it's killing Russians.
Yes sir, my fellow Americans, yes sir.
All right fellow Americans.
Our fellow Americans, our fellow Americans,
I'm going to kill somebody Russians on the moon.
I'm going to kill somebody Russians on the moon.
I'm going to kill somebody Russians on the moon.
I'm gonna kill somebody Russians on the moon
I'm gonna
You also make a rush. Hey John. Just making sure you know you only get one life on the moon. You know that, right?
Oh, okay, just making sure you know I'm gonna be the first one to die
Fantastic, I'm going to spectate the entire fight because I just know I was gonna go
Well, I'm gonna die from like a fucking heart attack or something on the moon like I'm not gonna it's gonna be very unconventional
I'm gonna stay back. I'm gonna stay back. I've already promised my bungalows. Oh, I will kill at least three commies
But I'm gonna stay back. I'm gonna hang back. I'm gonna kind of let the troops do their do their work
No, not for me. We got three
Communism be agreed on three
Sniper oh, yeah, RC. Maybe I'll grab a sniper. That's a bad idea. Oh
Mr. Grass, Mr. Stormspan, Mr. Steve
If I was the blackest of them all, it's good man, good old man!
Thank you, Mom. What do you say to Mom, boys?
Actually, okay, that reminds me, that's what I was going to say right before I got so rudely interrupted by the Cubans.
John, let me ask you a question.
Yeah. Would 100 soldiers fight harder with their president dead beside them?
Or with their president beside them, tearing them on?
Encouraging the troops?
Yes! That's right!
That's the protective barrier between me and the Protective Barrier, and secret service
agents, and some walls, and should make sure he and...
And maybe a couple of...
And Athens with Godmode.
And Athens with Godmode.
That's right, that's right.
Guys, if I die right off the bat, morale shot.
Morale is shot!
Morale is shot!
So, do you think about it?
If I need you staying alive, I'm getting kills through the transitive property of my crew
Looging kills because I'm alive cheer them on mm-hmm. That's right. Thank you, John
Thank you, John. You know what you don't think they could do this
How long do we have we have 40 minutes here 40 minutes? Yeah, you know the car the Pope rides around in yeah
You gotta get one of those for you. It's just bulletproof glass and it's just your see-through
Buddy, I love I love your enthusiasm. I love your idea. It's so great
But I want you to explain to me how the fuck we're gonna get the Pope's car to the moon
All right, go ahead break that down for all of us guys. Oh, that's the floor
And he does in chat
No time to
Well, well, no, but we did get that Russian guy band yesterday, so I think I think yeah, I like that
You know do you think you know
I'll just- Oh, thank you, Mr. Coon. Thank you.
There we go. Perfect.
The moon rules are up, but the new news is up.
Oh, apparently the moon rules and the news are up.
I'll be happy to look at those. I'm going to go find a quiet face.
Let me see these moon rules.
Let's see what's going on here.
Oh, here we go.
Here it is.
Okay.
I'll be right back, John.
I'll be right back.
One moment, boys.
One moment.
To play this, they actually made it into a neat little video.
We don't even have to read.
Now let's go over nuke details together so there's no confusions.
One of the moon nuke's can travel in vehicles which is the red nuke.
The yellow nuke cannot travel in vehicles and must be delivered on foot.
Both of these nuke's will have a 2 hour timer until it can be used and will be seen live
on the map.
These nuke's make you hostile when you hold them so you can't bring them to save zones.
You cannot store these anywhere but they don't despawn so you can leave it anywhere in your
base.
will be on each nuke 24-7. If you have all three pieces of the nuke in your inventory doing slash craft nuke will craft it
You have to be near a workbench and this will craft the green nuke
This nuke will also have to be traveled on foot and has a live tracker and the same unlock timer as the other two nukes
So if they're 16 that doesn't really make any sense
Because this bit we've been all collecting pieces of a nuke this entire wide and then there's also two full nukes on the moon
Wouldn't the one that can travel in cars and easier should be the one that we've been working for all fucking white boxes some random moon nuke
Is it am I crazy to say that but I feel like that makes perfect logical sense
Yeah, yeah, that's what I said. That's I feel like that kind of makes sense
15 minutes left until the red and yellow nukes unlock
It will also be 16 minutes when you craft the green nuke
You can do slash nuke time to see when the nukes unlock two nukes cannot go off at the same time for last
purposes.
And finally, if there's a scenario where someone tries to waste the nuke by throwing it at
nothing, we have a canceled feature.
So don't do this.
You're going to get banned from everything for being anti-content, so make sure you throw
it at an actual base.
Alright, good luck.
WDAPS, W-Admin, WAdmin, WAdmin, WDAPS, WAdmin, WDAPS, that's what...
Let me tell you boys, that's cool.
That's good for them, good for them!
Good for them.
Good for them.
I think a lot of guys forget why we're here in the first place.
We're all like, oh dude, this is real life.
Holy, dude, this is real life.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Well, WDM, WAdmage.
I wonder if something else, was there another news feature?
Yeah, I thought you said there's another news feature.
Um, no, day three news, we already watched that.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, here it is.
Only players on the server will go to the moon.
If you pay your ticket in R&Q, you won't be transparent.
Wait, what?
Wait, only players, wait.
Only players on the server will go to the moon if you paid your ticket in R and Q. Oh and Q for the first server in the first server.
Everyone will spawn with the same kit on the moon. No loot from Earth goes to this event. I knew it. I knew it.
There is no rating on Earth while the mood event is going on. Do not rate on Earth while this is happening because teams can't defend.
clan UI does not transfer only team UIs if there's a scenario where the team UI
doesn't transfer will give everyone time to group in a gray spirit we gotta find
out if they're still doing the brew stuff oh John what you arrived you know
I we just got it down so we do not take anything to the moon okay perfect
Maybe but I don't know who the fuck is who the fuck are you you fucking communist scum bag pieces shit scumbag
Communist Russian spy Putin loving piece of shit scumbag garbage bitch
All right, he's good he's got he's got that's a red-blooded American right there
That's as an American boy!
I'll check it all about, do the whole thing, turn around, because that's what it's all about.
And just a quick one, Mr. The Burns, Tina Cutts and Mr. John.
Hello, John. Hello, Mr. The Burns.
Every time somebody when I walk in front of this base, something happens.
I don't know what it is, but something happens.
I knew he was a spy. I knew it. I knew it.
I knew he was a spy.
Spy detected, spy detected, spy detected.
That was a spy, that was a spy.
Press next.
Wait, wait.
Joel, we gotta go find Coconut.
Okay.
We gotta do this one.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, we easily know how to do it.
We gotta turn this over there.
We gotta, we gotta go find Coconut,
because we gotta ask him, because, like, the,
you know what we have, like, the blue clothes on?
Yeah.
Because the UI's not gonna be transferred to the mood,
to the closure transfer we got to change the whole strategy oh yeah Coco is
pooing White House yeah okay we'll shoot away he's pooping the way I spoof
with the White House to breathe away he's pooping he's someone told me he has
that covered oh he's already got that covered yeah sounds like it I'm
trusting this person in chat they've never led me astray fantastic they did
I'll fucking ban them for bad jazzy brother
Yeah, yesterday I give you a box of store for first the event today
I can give you one box of rocket if you can
Go to the USA again, bro. They scammed me bro. They scammed me
No, I'm scared of you
No way they
Scamming at you
You hear them how dare they scammed at you. Let's find these guys that scammed at you guys just keep killing us
You
Yeah, you heard
That's what I'm saying Tina. That's what I'm saying
They stabbed it
Let's all go inside and figure this out together.
You wait outside sir, we'll figure this out, don't you worry.
Let's figure it out.
Need the nut. Where is the nut?
Out right here, right here, Jack.
I think you have to stay outside, my friends.
Don't worry, we'll be out in two minutes.
We'll have a plan of action to get this guy that's scabbard in you.
100%
Yeah
Come on guys, you gotta find out who's scared of it in here
Sir I'm gonna need you to back up
Say something on American with Sacer.
Um, um...
On foreign embrieve.
Yeah, he's American.
He's American.
He's from Canada.
Mr. President!
Are we gonna figure out who's skimming at him?
That was my question.
How do we figure out who's skimming at him?
I say...
I don't...
here all right
meeting adjourned
I got to the bottom of it guys
problem solved
problem solved
problem solved
problem solved
problem solved
I don't have the new code, uh, wait, there's a new code. No, there's no new code.
War room is, War room is safe code as basic.
Uh, you see, you literally sent to me. Yes, this is the second idea.
It's the one you sent me yesterday. Can I use that one?
Yes, it's the code.
Thank you.
Thank you
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
It was a little bit of a far P.
Oh, but I'm good.
Alright, that's an American. That's an American.
That's an American right there, boys.
Oh, the big city of the gods.
Oh, I remember 7-11. Yeah, he's in 7-11.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I'm sure we'll figure it out.
We've got Secret Service on the case.
Oh
Mr. B. M. E.
But what's with this?
What good man good?
I'm bad at Mr. R.
P. B.
K.
I'm a bit worried about this.
What good man good?
I'm bad.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, boys.
You just want to be guys.
Not too bad.
It's interesting between you and I.
Raise an issue.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
We have 30 minutes left to the moon.
I'm just going to take a round.
I don't know what you're going to do, John.
I don't really know what to do for next 30 minutes.
Is there anything we do to prepare?
What do we do to prepare or are we kind of like just kind of stuck in the back?
I think the prepare we should take over there.
A helicopter and go kill Russians.
Oh, yeah, let's go lay down on the Russian helicopter.
Stop, guys.
30 more minutes.
30 more minutes.
Let's do it.
Losers said.
Losers said.
Yeah, but we are not the losers.
We're not the losers.
Is Coop online?
Can we get him to drive us?
Coop is online and oil rats is getting food.
He's almost done.
Fantastic.
Fantastic, all right
We're landing on the Russian base for invading Russia
All of me boy follow me gang. You better have a ticket. Yeah, hopefully Cooper's ticket. I put like she does we guys okay?
fucking ticket I said oh shit what I have a thousand scrap on me right now we
instead of invading the Russian Swig of Game
oh my fucking god can you split the scrap with me
we can turn it into a million scrap all right we'll just win
oh first invading yellow it's first invade rush and then we still have time
for the mood we'll go here
There's a bird!
No, no, no, no!
Nice one, guys.
I'm fucking a go.
Let's go!
You're stupid, man.
He's still alive, he's still alive.
What are you doing in America, buddy?
What?
Oh, he's not so help. He's dead.
What is going on in here they're always hiding in here they're big chillin what the fucking
wood walls in the middle of the base not the music behind that yeah we need to go invade
Russia before the moon.
And escort.
See the land on top of the Russian base.
We're still just going to gamble.
No, we gotta go get Russia.
We need some.
I'll get Russia.
Oh, yeah.
We're about to go take down Russia, boys.
We'll be right back.
Do we have a scapegoat?
I'm going to kill this guy.
I'm going to kill this guy.
You did the right thing, Mr. John. You did the right thing, and I, President, should
pardon you. I, President, should pardon you. You will not be going to prison. That's the
right thing to do. You eat food, boss. You can wait. What? That's so smart. What? I can
commit war crimes in game and you could just part in me the whole time yeah
uh coupe do we have a do you have a scap?
I think so
do you have a couple foodies?
yeah do you have a couple bites to eat?
hey guys
wait you want to join us we're landing on rushes roof right now
wait wait
right now?
just engage
you guys go ahead
I'm like I'm working on something
we're gonna so for the moon a bit we're all gonna be hazmat
So we're gonna all have to get in vc. Do you want to be a part of that vc or you want to be in hazmat?
So we don't know who's who?
Yeah, no clan UI. Oh my god
What
We get in vc we what wait, where's the vc ad?
300 people no, no, it's gonna be all the leaders
Because there's there's two nukes it's a red and yellow nuke yeah, there's three pieces
But like the three pieces are like irrelevant because like you know like Argentina has it
But here's the thing is we get one new you could braid Argentina who has the other new piece
And if we get the other new piece, yeah, we let's get the green new
New Argentina grab the other new piece
So we ready to show me Argentina
Yeah, and we have a lot of them.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Um, oh.
Hmm.
Wait.
I just gave you permission to sit. Now you can just join.
There's three nukes.
Yeah, there's three nukes. There's three nukes.
But the red one can be tarried in a car.
The other two cannot.
Yeah.
Auto!
In a helicopter, yes.
In an helicopter?
Are you ready?
Of course. Yeah, you can get into a vehicle.
Oh, did you buy a moon ticket?
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Okay, good.
No, no, no, no, but seriously how are you gonna know who's the good guys who's the bad guys in the wrong hazmat?
We're gonna get we're gonna get a leader with these things
Fuck my ass
Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Hey, hold on. Can they make it? Isn't there like six types of
I've already asked oh kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
Yeah
It's one life
Are you sure I should be in the discord because I'm streaming?
I mean, it doesn't really matter. I'm gonna be streaming as well. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
All right, I will eat food.
Coop, where are you?
We gotta go and make a rush before the moon.
So does you have a meal just to creep by and eat on the big packets?
The big packets.
The big packets, give me food.
The big packets.
Please, please.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
The big packets.
I'm gonna put food for you.
I'm gonna put food for you.
Oh, you're doing it carefully.
You're the list of the leaders.
I believe in you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where's the voice at?
I'll invite you guys to the store.
We'll meet the leaders.
Jeremy, food on the big package, please.
Please, sir, please.
Please, please, please.
I don't have a pork pie.
I don't know if that'll give you food.
Here.
Pork pie, sir.
Oh, I dropped that.
Oh, let me see.
Oh, they gave me some food.
I was just thinking.
I just wanted to.
Well, you dropped it upside down.
Now it's ruined.
Oh, you got the jelly sauce all over the bed.
It's bad.
That's a chair.
That's a chair, Peanut.
That's a chair.
This way, this way, this way.
Oh, what the?
What the?
This way, this way.
What the hell was that?
Oh, here's another one.
Oh, here's another one.
What a scare.
You got many food up your eyes.
Wait
It's time to kill some brats.
Let me kill some brats, you brother.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
This is your one-way trip for America, boys!
No!
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who fell out?
No, no.
Do you have bags?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's her bag.
This is why I pay taxes.
Hey, let's roll the roll, yeah!
Oh, you know Bobby C. Sausage is really just feet-high,
so you're on his side, though.
A hot dog is driving inside of his intestines,
and he's sleeping, and a human being's a hot dog,
and a human being is driving in the car,
so I'm a new hot dog.
I was passing by some of my services, some of me.
Hey!
What, what am I missed?
Don't kill my family, please. I love them dearly. I love them dearly. Please don't kill my family.
I'm gonna kill probably six of them.
And now let's ride!
Boys, I don't know about you, but I'm about to love social enough. I'm getting hyped up. I'm getting hyped up.
I'm gonna hide now.
We got one more rain before the end.
We got T-Bytes 21 minutes.
Kill the mood boy.
We're bringing you to Russia.
Now we're going to our little closure.
Alright, see you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I know I'm a normal, you're with what I'm supposed to
Die in a slow-fire blast, die out of cold blood
They see me, don't rush, they get lost on the road
I'm so sorry, you're getting in my way
Let's go, put snow on the snow rock
Though we cannot go forth, no I don't know how to walk
I know I'm so close, put your heart in the road
I'm so proud of you, I'm a monster
You know I got this one, and it's in my head
Do not do that!
NOOOOO!
Wash me, still won't speak again!
Boy, I don't think that I'm planned!
I got shot, I don't need the huge hands now!
Darn, I got stuck two seconds in the rain!
But I killed three garbage!
I killed three garbage!
I'm dead.
I got pretty quick.
There's so much shit up here, like, 100%
Lucky fucking gas by them.
It is lucky gas.
You guys all need to come to the compound to get Team UI invites.
What? What?
You what?
It's great that you're going pretty good. Is he still alive up there?
No, no.
You guys know...
We have something for soon.
No, you guys have to come here now. Like, it's 10 minutes away.
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
We gotta go, dude!
Just kill yourselves.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
What?
What now?
Yeah, you have to kill yourselves and you have to join the Team UI.
What now? Okay, where do we go?
Come to the compound.
Okay.
We had to make a completely...
You kill yourself!
Yeah.
Yeah, you know you know you
Okay, I'd yeah kill yourself
No you
I'm with the compound who might who might get in the UI. Are we leaving that are we leaving that?
We have to are we even the clan one?
No, not the clan
I feel like you should leave the clan because I need that's what messes up the UI a lot more even though
It's already gonna be messed up because the purple ones take up spots and green ones can take up
I'm not sure I do you I might be even like on the other server
I'm dying within the first 45 seconds
I
I
Right here
Oh
You know John and uh oil needs team invites on the over here. Yeah. Yeah
Come here. Hold on. Thanks. Watch. Thanks. I had to clear people
Oil's on the team. We're on the team. All right. I'm on the mud. I'm on the mud
Okay, here we go. Okay, you guys should have it you have it
We are how many of us are going to the movies you come though?
We're gonna try yeah
Why are we even for them if you are at all?
I do not see that what do you mean?
Not work with the other division
No, we're not bringing it's us plus nine other countries
We're getting in our own team you want to get the problem is, not everyone in the world has VIP.
So when you get ported over to the other server, you won't be able to get him because simply because you don't have VIP because Serpabop is full.
Did I win?
And who's balloon is that?
I invited you guys to the discord, did you guys have it?
Excellent shot, American, excellent shot!
This is the same guy.
This is the guy who keeps showing up.
I'm dead.
I am she's again.
I am she's again.
I got killed by a guy named Conrad.
It was like a hundred people that caught him.
How did he get me?
Oh!
No!
Come on, man!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You need to go to sleep, you...
There, all this time you...
Another lucky guest, perhaps?
Another lucky guest, perhaps?
Another lucky guest, perhaps?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh...
Yep.
Oh!
Oh!
No!
Oh!
Shit!
Listen, this...
This discord he invited us...
Oh, she's...
I was gonna sign off the barbed wire!
Hmm...
Uh...
We are out of...
Wait, what did...
One more drive, one more drive, one more drive.
I was gonna hit the bar, guys, I'm telling you,
I know I haven't really represented it that well
on the street, but there really is a trick
where you can hit barbed wire on the side,
only take a little bit of damage
and jump from as high as you want.
I swear, I swear, you have to believe me,
you have to believe me, you have to believe me.
It's real, it's real.
You're listening to the news.
Transport on the car.
Oh
You say guys
We're gonna go you went to the discord call with a thousand people we got about ten minutes left
We hop over there as we see here. I
Hope what is thank of all years? I think we wait a few moments. Oh, I got killed next
I don't know he's just got a 5 5 6 round on my forehead was the guy with like
Dr. House and he's like but he's like looks like a mine oh right that's why
I killed my that's why this game they're right outside this wood wall outside
But he's I'm dead again
Which way are they at with these oh, yeah, I see if I see this
Was I need a gun I need a gun I gotta go kill these guys
I'm gonna kill these nasty communists, thank you boys.
Thank you sir, thank you.
Can I have some heels as well?
I just need a couple of sprints.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
You make America proud.
You make America proud, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
You make America proud.
I'm gonna go out there.
I'm gonna kill these motherfucking communists.
Stand back, boys.
It's like for America.
I got one, I think I got one.
Oh, there's going to be a trivia with the nuke.
A trivia?
Like when there are nukes, you need to like do a five question trivia.
Is it once you get the new give you a five oh hashtag free plus
Your country's trash
Over shoot only you with the name hashtag free plus to say free the streams
Finally after those you don't know that's the one guy at Russian stream
That we banned
uh
Okay, I think I have to do more than that this shit. We ban him. He got put on a t-shirt
We put that rushing on
We're gonna pack
So like five questions have to be answered when the nuke crate opens
So if you're at the Newt Crade and you press E on it, it's going to ask you five trivia
questions.
Is it about the road or like rides or like what?
Yeah, anything, anything, yeah.
I bet you that one of the questions at minimum is where did like Global Warfare 3 Newt Gland
or like Global Warfare 2 or Global Warfare 1.
So it's Cuba, Africa, and whatever this is, South America, something like that.
Just remember those, remember those.
Cuba, South America, and Africa.
Yeah.
In order to actually Cuba, Africa, South America.
There we go.
Oh shit.
And like if you get one wrong, you have to fully restart as well.
And it's like different questions again.
If it is, if it is, if it is, if it is, if it is, if it is, if it is, if it is, if it
We're dead. Oh my goodness. It better be something simple like magic colors or
Do that like anti-robot thing on Google. Yeah, if it's not sliding a puzzle piece
I'm fucked. I'm not going to do that
Do I really hope I don't die in the first 10 minutes? I've been waiting the whole week for this moment
These have to use ultimate
You know, it actually, it sucks we don't have the colors up there, like the blue and the red and the orange.
We're gonna test it, we're gonna test it.
I'm gonna go in, and see how fast I die.
You're gonna hide.
Good work, Salim, good work. You're doing God's work, Mr. Salim.
Alright, five minutes, five minutes, five minutes.
Six minutes!
Thank you, thank you!
Six four minutes!
Should we do it in the presidential VC now?
Yeah, we should we should even be in there. I really because we can't dig around right there
There's so we won't be able to talk. We're not talking anybody
Well, no, cuz it's like ten guys is it cuz it's just the presidents of the country. Oh, oh that then yeah mean oil
I probably just get in here
Dude, oh my god, it's like 10 scrolls
Yes, not the presidential one though one that mean
Oh my god, there's like a hundred thousand people in there.
Where's the presidential one?
I think that is the presidential one.
Good luck, Peter, bro.
Guys, I'm telling you that.
I don't see any other chance.
All right, I'm going to join it.
There's about 500 people in here,
but I'm going to see if this is the presidential one.
I'll be right back.
We'll say your court, Sparta, Asia, Mexico.
Asia Mexico well and then we'll say hey you guys go here you guys go there and
then go to us respected channels no one call it that
well yeah Asia are we all bringing full team UIs like let's get a headcount so
we know like how many numbers we're sending over exactly the full you are
There's 147 people in the chat.
Oh, what about Brazil?
We are around 16 deep, I guess.
Close to 20.
It's good.
It's a beast.
WP, what about here?
We're 45.
45, start up.
I'm 25.
I want to kiss.
45.
Asia?
Asia's full?
Yeah, Asia's full.
USA's full.
Mexico?
How do I how do I know why I need to ask coconut. He's the one right now
You gotta fight him fight him quickly fight him fight him
Yeah, we'll see you again.
It's so much better when you go home.
I just woke up, I don't know where you can get home.
I'm going to go to USA all group up and go here.
Like it might be a case of whoever's near the ship.
Right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
Whoever's near this thing goes to the group.
The ship, the ship, the ship, the ship, the skogged out right here.
The skogged out right here, the skogged out right here.
The USA goes here, Brazil goes here, like it needs to be like,
look at where you are, look at which places to go to that pool and follow those leaders.
Yeah, that's why we're giving the comms of like, chords of like where we spawn.
So like I said like we'll give chords first, there's no second way.
You'll get a champ!
I will remember your place.
I'll say my chords immediately.
We'll respond.
You guys do it.
You can figure it out as we go.
Real quick I am going to say, probably not going to get the FVN pads on the server,
but I can say by each other, it's very important team killing is going to be the biggest loss
on this.
If we don't team kill we win this event 100%.
So UI isn't going to work, if we don't team kill, like we win this 100%.
It's the deciding factor in reality, so it's very important that everybody comes up, hold hands with your teammates.
Like, you should be in five meters of each other, you should be in five meters of each other, you should know.
Do we know where the new is at? When do we come back from the mood?
Like, uncles?
Like, we should be.
Yeah, we should be.
Well, because on the mood we have a severe disadvantage of shooting each other, so we should have a plan B on the Earth
where we know who our teammate tried to get that guy before he gets back to his base with it.
Yeah, so basically, it's gonna come from a lot of this.
Emperor of pretty much, but we have a absolute ton.
Exactly, we can go bomb the hell.
Any base that we need to like we have enough rockets to
I guess so tell your members if if whoever dies just prepare everything abase
Halley's whatever the shit you have just prepare it so we can just like be on the
go whenever we are ready like the moon is over the nuke is in the server we just
go for it you know we do you know it's it's smoke bombs everybody doesn't be
launched from anywhere also when saying quarts say you guys are not like the
We had to go to the missile side and launch it.
I need just a smoke grenade and he like covers what's basically as though I'm talking to a person. Honestly.
I was thinking we can set up like a base on the missile silo where they launch it from. Then we can stop.
When your leader comes out your location, everyone that's on your team should run to that location.
We're in! We're in!
We're on the moon!
Oh! We're going to the moon!
After we see our cord we go back to where it seems correct. Yes. Yes, these two one VC to here we go
Fuck it boys lock it
This way are you good? Are you going to the other VC? We say it here. I don't have push the door
I can't even talk to you. I'm good. I'm just gonna stay here
this shit for the United States of America.
Let's go.
receiving data.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
Hey, yeah.
I hated that.
Yeah.
Yeah, are you on the move right now?
I'm not there yet.
I'm in transit.
Fantastic.
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
Oh, well, that's not a good shot.
That's not a good shot.
I have perfect FPS.
Everyone else just doesn't.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
I'm just going to take a quick look around
while my entire game breaks in half.
There's so many people here.
I hope it doesn't catch up, and I'm
halfway across the moon with nobody.
This is so cool. This is so cool.
This is beautiful.
Oh, I can't hear.
It's like they get you anything.
This is so cool.
Guys, while the server's glancing,
you should look around and get out and lay the land.
I think that is right there with that rocket is.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I think they're falling down.
You should come back to the map.
Maybe.
To the map, to the map.
You have a gas station on the moon.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Maybe that's what Celine was trying to tell us.
Oh, 17 times. 17 times very consistent.
No, I was so far away.
I got pulled back.
No, I know I was like near that middle thing.
Now I'm just jumping around.
It looks like an anthill.
There's so many people.
That's a weak problem.
I don't see a single intake.
I don't know who's who.
I don't see a single name tag either.
I can be standing right next to the Russians.
Oh wait, I see some name tags out.
If you get real close to somebody, you can see them.
You're real close.
Hey, why are people blue?
I don't understand.
Wait, is everybody, did they see C.U.I.?
Who's blue?
Oh, this guy's not blue.
You're like,
this is
why are people shooting?
I mean, that must be
people are genuinely trying to fight right now.
They're trying to talk to each other.
They're going to receive that message in 15 years.
I need to fix this fix
My man is with you if I fight before he's won
Huge buddies, I actually don't have that amount of FPS
FPS actually gotta buy
This is going pretty well, gang
Pretty well
It's just going pretty good.
He gaming, he gaming.
Oh, that guy crashed.
Oh, that was a rush.
He rushed and spawned with us.
I just saw a hashtag fee plus on his name tag.
I think they're all spawned on one spot.
Yeah, I think they're all spawned on one spot.
I wonder why people are shooting.
Let's get the fucking blasted.
He's coming at us amongst us.
I'm assuming there's three dogs. Those are the three swatches, yeah?
You going in one of the dogs?
Maybe you can activate the puzzle so you know the questions beforehand.
Everything is.
We're about to do the Harlem Shake.
This is fucking cool though, this is actually so cool.
This is sweet, this is sweet.
This is cool.
Oh, I found a box.
Coco's running, where's Coco at?
Yeah, I might even hit a team.
that team's that we did before and was pointless all Russian oh he mentioned we
spawned on the Russians how do you get inside the how do you get inside the big
dome there should be those maybe they're pretty awesome oh yeah they're close
because we do some button on them I'm a turn present it's gonna work oh I'm
pressing the button I'm at the big dome and there's a button next to this huge
I'm at the middle left of e4 on a large door with a red button next to it. I think we need to like actually just stay fully away from everything
They're all gonna slow down if no one is you I fall in people are gonna shoot each other the man
We need to just hide
Yeah, let's get moving. Let's get moving.
That's a good idea.
We can find oil.
People don't like that we hit.
I think we'll see this spread out.
It's usually enough people spread out
that service you go back to normal, right?
Or my pain.
Hopefully.
This is fantastic.
This is a dream.
This is a dream.
I hear like four different languages
being spoken around me.
I just heard a boom.
someone is exploding something I think I hear who it is
we you guys that we guys out right now there's a guy with a space suit on me
hold down jean tell me the map D5 wait I'm gonna do five is one with the top
right give me the very top right quarter D5 you can't okay
I
Seventy-seven is over here. Yeah, let's loot up on the seven first like the Chris take time to open anyways
John maybe the middle D7 middle D7 yeah
Everybody is oh, I mean something about coming there wait
Yeah, I'm gonna go to the go
Like you three out of what I kill us. I think we just baited all team. Oh, yeah, yeah, let's go. Yeah, that's a good idea
I want to die. I'm gonna die noble sacrifice. Yeah
Damage and looting are disabled for 10 minutes
You see I
Think that's 10 minutes. We just did we're starting again. Yeah, I think that's right. Just to fix it like so they just
She's a little bad. I'm much bad
I'm running down. I think you're right. He was in whole up somewhere. So we don't die first
We should be hold up. We should go somewhere. No one's going
I mean we're like cocoa and the whole team is in the big dough. Oh
Shit, oh the doors open
Because I'm gonna be the big dough
We have to fix our own TBI it says.
This place is crazy.
Guys you should see this.
This is sweet.
We already built this shack.
I think we were in a lot of buildings.
Oh shit.
I mean we can't.
I forgot we didn't say we were in a lot of buildings.
Barricade.
Barricade.
Barricade.
Barricade.
Barricade.
Barricade.
Barricade.
a lot of them that's just like strictly prohibited right I get it like if I
did it I would mend yeah you might do that man okay alright well I just got
touched the wood our multi-duel does everything it looks like
We got people meet up with Coco get the TV why yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't look please
Yeah, I'm taking people are gonna build 100% people are gonna build check it
I don't have one go I'm
I'm the existential agent mega dude.
Let's get much better, let's get much better.
It is, it is, it's much more efficient.
Oh, let's get much better boys, here we go.
Who was already in the middle of the dome?
Where's the entrance?
Where's the entrance?
It's in the, it's in E5.
Yeah.
There's one in E5.
Where's the entrance?
There's one in E4.
E4 in the middle.
Kinda.
You passed him?
By five
Where should we should be in the other VC
You sure about that I mean we can't go there. I just can't talk much good. Hey, we wouldn't really be on a talk
Long time no see.
Good to see you, folks.
Shit.
Hehehehe.
You a cop of that age?
Yeah, I'm a little bit too old, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, a cop of that.
My remedy, mate.
Yeah, the writing is not a case of a come in.
Junk of the junk of the, I'm a cop of the jet.
I guess at least we should have the chance to leave matters
Just keep having USA every now and then
Oh, yeah, I got invited we go and we go
They're gonna just bombing wood.
What, what, why?
It's probably because of the music they're playing.
Don't you need a level of workbench to make barricades?
No, no, no, no.
I don't even have a-
I don't even have a-
I don't even know why they're farming.
I don't even know why they're farming.
I don't even know.
Yeah, at least none of us have anything unlocked on the server.
Why the hell are these guys farming?
Why?
Oh, well, did they say we can't kill them on the moon or we couldn't build a base on
the moon?
If we just build on the moon, we can like make some like large prepare games.
Yeah, okay, I'm getting word that there's a guy here yelling, get some word, build a
I'll be double checked that rule will play.
Uh, make it.
No, I said, um, maybe.
Maybe you don't know.
Was it in the video that said we couldn't film?
Guys, you don't see that road in front.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Is there a rule that I make out that rule?
Because we see in the video.
I made it. I made it. I made that rule out.
I'm gonna get the rules. I don't see anything about that.
Really? Oh my god. Oh, it's beautiful. It's beautiful.
Look how coordinated everybody is.
You like, we're like ants.
Yeah.
Whoa!
We have no bigger chain.
You guys, let's go build our own base, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Us three.
You guys make me so proud in there.
Are you dead?
No, I just can't walk and I'm not part of the UI.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
I'm gonna eat the okina-
EEEE!
Oh yeah all the bases got destroyed
Oh, yeah, no building no building
Take it this one
Yeah, I'm gonna try building a base of my own
Yeah, I'm all the base I need all the basic you getting happy to eat it
Yeah, yeah, there's definitely an invisible I've been destroying this stuff 100% out of reset I
I do it
Bring it home for America boys
I
You guys ever played if you guys ever played call of duty you guys ever play call of duty this is
Because I feel like you're actually very left out in my fix on North
I
Leave and come back. I don't know if that's how it works. Are you still in the big pack of people?
Everybody starts dying then I'm sure the lag will get better
And I'll touch what it might do, okay
She got you. Yeah, yeah check out the text. Oh, yeah, maybe I'll just one be
So close my gun and building stuff is out I have
What even I wouldn't bury you take any destroyer shelter on your feet
I
Best of everyone's a one-spot. They're just gonna spray and just get a million hit markers for free
I'm gonna test this
I'm gonna build I'm building a foundation. I'm shooting you to delete another my feet
Oh, they added five more minutes to the timer
They need to destroy all of our beer canes. What the hell?
What
Me gave us the Americans
What the dingles going on?
Are you allowed to are you allowed to build these axes is just allowed
I'm sure I'm gonna build my own little shack.
I mean, it's pretty up there.
Everybody can grab one legacy shack and we can use that as a wall.
Oh, everybody gets one legacy shack, apparently.
Make a legacy shack out.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
Oh, dude, we're gonna have our own shack!
Let's go!
You guys, come to my shack. Come to my shack.
Alright, I have enough wood for you to make a shack as well.
You want one of my shack?
I'm coming. I'm behind you.
Oh, you right behind me?
Oh, wait, no, I think it's just toward the shack, so you're right.
Oh, oh.
It's probably just toward the corner.
Yeah!
Yeah!
You know what? I'm gonna build a shack anyways.
If they deleted, then so be it.
So be it.
Diamonds are probably, like, all over the place just deleting stuff.
Wait, how do I build a shack?
It's only, it's only, it's only built a shack.
We all right, how do you build a sack? Do I put it on a foundation?
No, no, no. You haven't already crossed it?
Yeah, I'm holding it right now.
Yeah, you need to stand still and just try to find an angle.
Like some angles are bucked, you need to go very slow.
Oh, good!
Guys, check out my sack!
Oh, check it out!
That's my sack of my sack of my sack of my sack of my sack.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You're welcome, welcome, welcome.
We are so excited
Hey, we're doing that
The Abbot's invisible like sitting right next to us. Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're doing that
What's going on right here? Oh, yeah? Yeah? Oh
Shit, look what our team is cooking they're putting the birds. Oh shit. They're putting birds with a genius
That's genius genius
They destroyed everything
What do we do for food?
Did you find food?
Yeah, I should get some mushrooms somewhere.
Oh, you need some mushrooms.
Yeah.
Two minutes till gate time.
Two minutes till gate time.
Oh, shit.
Is there any other sources of food other than mushrooms?
I saw in the other buildings there was food
far away from the dome, though.
Hmm.
I saw dairies.
I've been going out there as death.
The admins can delete you like that for a second. That's a good idea
I'm actually running I'm actually running for once
Looking for mushrooms. Oh, I see my shoes
Beautiful beautiful. Oh in the gas station. Maybe that's for the son. Oh, I'm cooking. I'm for my shoes. I have for my shoes
Dude
Oh
Why haven't I been able to do the cabbage patch his whole life they don't need oh
No, I have to buy the beginning of the rates the stuff's not loading for me off the base is not here
It's actually not there
All right, 35 seconds to game time not really sure what you're supposed to be doing
I'm just happy to be here happy to be here
Check 120 peanut this like a lot of people at the entry. I'm not sure if they're loading for you guys, but then
Wait, there's a five more time we're made by women
We're all these people go all my timers been in a minute for 15. What are these guys doing?
I'm not sure I know what team is moving on.
Are these guys United States guys?
I don't see none of them are in the UI.
I don't think they are, Peter.
Come to us, come to us.
We're dead.
I don't think they are.
I don't think they are.
Well, I've been invincible for four and a half minutes.
So fuck them.
We're all in the Northwest.
All in the Northwest.
Jump, jump, jump.
Woo!
Are we all United States guys?
Yes.
Go, go, go.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Get up there.
Get up there.
Get up there.
Mr. President, you got this, Mr. President.
Oh, I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm cooking, guys. I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
Oh, Joe!
I'm already done by one thing.
This is a bunch of silly goosery.
This whole thing is a bunch of silly goosery.
Is it what we think it is?
I'm going, I'm going!
Is it what, is it it?
L, B, or not?
I messed that up.
LCS, LCS.
What's an LCS?
Oh shit!
I have booty cloncho, I have booty cloncho, I have booty cloncho.
I'm making it up here, no matter what.
I will die here if that's what is necessary.
Are you trying to get up?
Show me how you made it up!
we're cooking over here box we're cooking we if you get out the easy look
out the window oh oh come on a barricade on the right maybe come on a
Barricade
Okay, guys, I know we can't like dick right on top I think you should maybe still go another just going to
Just for just for a second. Let me let's go. Let's go drop me. I'll be checking out
Wait, no reason the discord
Yeah, they need you the other VC up here up here, I think
Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm at the right square
They're calling you in the VC?
I hear that then.
Let me see where the cook is at.
Let me see where the cook is directly.
Yeah, I'm here. I mean, I mean, it's this one.
I think I don't know why there's so many people yeah I can't see who the hell is
you I'm looking around I see nothing oh I see oil rats I see John
Where the hell is Cocoa? I don't think Cocoa's in this one.
Cocoa's calling you. No he's not.
Who the hell is Cocoa?
Don't see, I don't see Cocoa in any of these discos. I'm looking. There's like a 500 people
so it's kind of hard to tell, but I'm telling you, I don't see him anywhere.
You try to join these other one, but I think this is mine.
No, good cop, good cop.
The moon again, if you crashed, because there's a lot of people that crashed.
Yeah, is the one on 10 or not?
Oh, there he is.
Oh, yeah, I see him.
Yeah, he's in the one I was in.
I was in the right one the whole time.
We have to see this.
There's no way to get in.
It seems like they're just going to go for the other ones then.
All right.
That's fine.
That works for us.
Do we want to talk about if we get the one in the same...
I'm gonna give it to him. I'm gonna give it to someone to just take it home
And then we'll go I'll go down a channel or the person I really to go down a channel relay communication to us
And we'll figure it out. We keep adding a wall of time. Well, we'll figure out like two minutes before I like we get the nuke
Is about
We're trying to destroy it all our stuff
Off this one
They could get a really important quick link as gravitation or something
This was actually good job, oh, yeah
Okay, uh, you need to pick a door. I mean, do you want to play with gas station?
Here's the main gas station.
Yeah, I'm here in gas station with you.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, it's really important that you stay inside that gas station. You do not leave it, okay?
Or else you're going to get tamed killed by one of us.
Absolutely, absolutely.
And for communist watching this gas station, I'll just leave the hell.
Guys, blow their fucking head off, peanut.
Yes, your brother, yes, your brother.
No communist law in gas station.
that's them well food and water well food and water yeah we don't really
don't need to calm anything either all you guys have to do is just hold which
just keep comes clear just chill out I really don't think these guys can come
in we have yeah we have Brazil and WTF holding what yeah we got this dude yeah
it's no way they come okay real quick I I will be the comma for E4 all right if
If something happens on E4, I will come in.
If a team comes in, I will come in on E4.
On F5, someone needs to pick a comma for that.
The team holding F5 needs to pick a comma for that.
Guys, I see how this is working.
I see how this is working.
I think this place only has two indexes, right?
Here, E4 and F5.
We have a whole group of guys right here.
It's just not loading.
And then we have a whole group of guys right here,
and then the president, the vice president,
the gas station. I think what's gonna happen is we're gonna hold this which is where the nuke
places gonna spawn or one of the nukes and then I think people will go out there and like special
horses and stuff and get stuff but we when we hold down the four is four for what?
Orange and gins? Oh okay I see okay I got guys there that we got guys here okay.
Okay, who do you think uses this position?
Okay, and then we're in like the gas station in White House
and so we kill any Russians that come inside
and then, bang!
We go get the nukes, come back inside, send that guy home
and we're good to go!
We just gotta stay in the gas station, which we'll die.
It's gonna be a stupid question. How the fuck do I get up here?
Uh, you need to be in the middle of the town.
Yeah, shut that shit off, Adams.
I can fucking...
Stop me!
What the fuck is that?
Shut the fuck up, Anderson.
I can see the trauma down there.
I can hear it, too.
What is that?
Just a foundation, uh...
Maybe it's a hot, good gas station.
Wait, yeah.
I'm pretty sure you get out of here sir. I did not give you
I did not give you money to sniff my ass. I didn't give you permission to sniff my ass.
I'm gonna have a second if you are going.
Smell good little bastard.
What'd you get?
Sapphire, sapphire.
You start that.
Sapphire, make a second UI and start inviting oups that aren't in the menu.
Orc, I need you guys to watch for people in the hood over here, okay?
You're on one end by the side.
Is your delay here?
We see his over yonder.
When you set out, this decides the fate of America today, boys.
This decides you if America is nuclear by all right
Check it around
Son of a game. You need some type of game. You said you think some type of game. This is real life
We die in the game. We die in real life. Okay
It's everybody in position in the middle dome. There was an who's got the cell at the south gate
talking that I've been stopped we say in total under the gas station USA second
UI leader is Westside gate middle Westside gate
Westside? Okay. Do we have do we have anyone at PES on? We don't, right? Yes. Yes, I'll be
We have a team on every single guy, we have a team on every single guy, we're chillin'
Nice, good fuckin' cheer boys
456, 456, 456
I'm fucked, what are you doing, what happened, what happened, are you okay boys?
Yeah, we got another like 304 minutes up to this
No, what happened Mr. J-
Can you coordinate with Rem?
Five more minutes!
Five more minutes, guys!
Five more minutes!
Woo!
There's still a few dudes that are asking me for UI.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Five more minutes!
Hmm...
Save John?
John are you stuck somewhere? What happened?
I'm gonna drink I'm drinking no I'm back at fucking base
Dude yeah, it's a they can't even a wall here like I got this some concrete
John I was reading your chat you don't have to say I am to I'm literally reading your chat about being back to me
hypothetical you're saying I am to do your shot what essentially it's wiped off
the time slash moon time to see if you go to the moon
well I am to drinking
like we got the board we figured out from there but I think you must take you
by cross map yeah we got one back in the cross map when did I get full
on the fly because do we know the crate timer it's 15 minutes right he's game
Welcome to the moon. On this planet are three highly dangerous weapons that you
have the opportunity to bring back to Earth. Let's go over them one at a time.
The red nuke. Capturing this will give you a nuke back on Earth that can enter
any vehicles and be used to destroy any base on the map in a 2x2 grid radius.
This is the most dangerous nuke. The yellow nuke. Capturing this will give you a
nuke back on Earth but it cannot enter vehicles. This nuke must be transported
on foot if you want to travel with it.
And finally, the third nuke piece.
This is the final nuke piece in order to craft a nuke back on Earth, but you need the other
two nuke pieces and your inventory to craft it.
Now that you know it's on the line, let's go over how this event works.
Everyone on this moon only has one life.
We're gonna make sure everyone is good to start and when PvP enables, you will be eliminated
and sent back to Earth if you die.
In order to get one of the nukes or the nuke piece, you must start hijacking a crate that
can be seen on the map.
After the crate timer is up, you have
to answer a five-question trivia in order
to unlock what's inside.
Whoever's holding the loot and you're
pointing the timer is up will receive it back on Earth.
They each have a live tracker on it
so you can see where it is at all times.
And if there's a scenario where someone
isn't holding one of the pieces, it'll
go to the person who had it last.
There's also loots around the map that give you upgrades
like ammunition, meds.
And lastly, don't try to medigame this
by walling yourself in and being cringe.
If we see any cheesiness, we're going to step in.
Good luck.
Yeah, like those bitches building sacks.
I see, I see, madam.
I see, madam.
That's why I've always been strictly against sacks.
And in my presidential term, I will be banning all sacks.
Because that's where I stand for, that's where I leave it.
I would have been the base.
John, John, just tell it, Admin,
and get your ass back on the fucking moon!
Hey, well, rats, how you doing?
Hmm...
Hmm...
Oh...
My ears are hurting from all the people in Discord.
Yeah, I'm beating up.
J-John got glintzys back on...
Back on Earth.
Yeah, I told him to us up in Stotypian.
It's kinda fucked up.
Yeah, I told the same day, how do I do it?
Shit.
What the fuck?
Someone's feeding us like an animal.
Thank you.
Thank you for the rations.
Thank you.
You don't actually need food anymore because the admins sent our food and water to Max.
Thank you though.
Thank you.
My precious.
My precious.
can you tell the guys up there that if anyone comes in this hole we're blasted
no matter what
we may have to move we just got told what we mean
because we don't know exactly where the crate's gonna be it could be further and
we've been told where the team that has to go to it why we the G-dass you're good
the cavemans
where like in the middle of the map
what?
and we have the best fighters
that sound like communist brother
and sound like communist
oh shit
it's here, it's here, it's here
Oh, wait, PPP's enabled, PPP's enabled!
Oh, really going down boys!
They're on the move.
Let me get one life, we can't die.
Coconut, coconut, coconut, coconut.
I'm coming in, Mr President!
Oh
Take a tea help here. Thank you. Thank you. Okay on the ground. How'd you get this? Oh beautiful
How do you get out of the box up here the crate? Oh nice? Thanks boys
Do we know what my kid is?
What if you and me go again?
We gotta look right here.
10 minutes.
10 minutes.
Oh, oh, oh.
Just gonna let them push in on you, okay?
Good.
All our teams are holding the gates.
They're gonna fuck us if we go there.
Oh my...
We should, we should.
Wait, we're planning to...
What's going on out there?
You're gonna hold it in the cave, right?
Shhh.
This is far too good.
There's no dead control.
How do we expect the nuke I think I guess I think you have it
like we see 32 time I'm gonna introduce you I reckon we get it we give it to you guys
and I'm afraid you're gonna see you stay in the hole with it
Oh guys okay guys we'll hold it down here give us the nuke and we'll protect it with
our lives okay they're gonna go get the nuke and then they're gonna give us
a good sir I'm gonna protect you with our lives thank you soldiers you're
doing America Brown that's actually pretty good idea
good man well right anybody you come down this way you line them up you line
them up miss toilet you hear me brother you take them out you take them down
you take them down brother you dare you take them out fuck them up the commies
It's powerful! Fucking commoners!
Hey, oh yeah, brother hell yeah!
Pop a luci- luci- luci- luci!
Oh, very good.
No recipe, PBP ing!
What?
He's protecting the PRO- REGINANT!
Oh, whenever I got a cab, I was in PN.
The PRO- REGINANT, you get states!
No, we're the good. Our doorbell are five. We know- we know they breach.
We're very- we're the most safe as we can.
Yeah.
We're very safe.
We have the egg in the vault.
We have a code word so we know who's who were they coming in?
We're just shooting anybody that comes in
We have the entrance is locked off. We're good
Run attack run attack anyone that says not is on your side
Got it got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. My god. What is happening?
the sky is proofing
the door is gonna break
WOOOOOO
thank you for the lessons
thank you
thank you for the lessons
thank you
thank you for the lessons
thank you for the lessons
hmm
hmm
whereas I bet you a beautiful
one out here
your average would even fucking know
We just took it out man, we just took it out, we just took it out.
We just took it out man, we just took it out.
We just took it out.
Just a presidential break, presidential break.
We lost the office.
We love that.
Oh my god, what is good or good break?
We got them. We got them.
Excellent work, excellent, excellent.
There's no way there's that.
We got this shit on the lock.
what is that I've never heard that before is that like a new me mr. Fancy is that fancy
or a new thing mr. Mr. Fancy can you keep it John yeah he got fucked up that
she is John I need disconnected before the same time I even ended and now he's
back at base. I'll be a good boy. We won't build anything, boss. We won't build anything.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
there in that hole. What is that? Is that a new thing that's a
big thing? Fading them. What is that? I think so, yeah. The
new the new satellite, the new satellite that got added. Oh,
it's gonna get added next month. New satellite. Crazy.
satellite coming from the sky. Mm hmm. It's like a satellite
crash that gives coming from out of the sky. I mean, are you
We're going to have a satellite there to watch you in your bedroom.
Oh.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Well, should we go to your peep outside the windows?
Yeah.
Give me a hand.
We should.
We should.
Oh.
Should we go check the crate, the timer?
Oh, we have a crate right here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Careful.
uh president president's walking out to the quick one
president is walking out to the quick walk
well
well
you got this mister president of the every night
well
well it's
what if you would have thought about it
what if we talk about what it is quickly back inside
which is of course of course
you're gonna take the new back
well you're gonna take the new back to that okay
I don't want to teleport back, I want to be on the moon!
Airport, protect the president.
Okay, then what am I supposed to do to take this guy?
Someone has to do the puzzle!
What about...
Who's the smartest in the world?
Oh, this guy!
Who doesn't take the questions?
That guy's smart.
Hey, coconut, coconut, we have...
Remember, there's a five-question question in the air.
Oh, we have to take it in the air.
So who's the smartest...
Who's the smartest in this guy's kitchen?
We need to pull the all-smartest on the case.
I'm very smart!
I don't know who it isn't.
Wait, if there's not a time limit on the questions that I can do,
I think there's a timer, but I'm not sure is it time I cook on the crate
to the air
Do we say oh shit because he's gonna do it
Oh my god, he's so brave. He's so brave. He's so brave. Oh
So brave. He's so brave. He's so brave. Look at him. Look at him go look at him go
is
that you can ask us any questions if we can put a friend
there is
it's a pain of their life spaceships out there
shooting yeah
yeah
well I'm a bit worried
don't know we have this don't
I'm like Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games.
We have to save.
We're fine.
We're good.
Hurry, hurry.
Mm-hmm.
I have to have my SpongeBob at the Super Bowl concert.
The demand, those satellites can't get us by, sir.
No, no, I'm Australian, sir.
I've been a vain for the 6th of all.
I've seen it on TV.
Oh!
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
It's pretty cool.
Okay, Mr. President.
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
Peanut, today is my birthday.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, peanut, today is my birthday.
Oh, yeah
You're the spot is that I know let's go
You got this
Questions you activate every nerve in your brain
Go every shit act every connection bumping out of all mr. Coco
What is the freezing point of water in Fahrenheit?
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
32.
It was only two questions.
What are these time units shortest from longest?
Second
minute our day.
What is the hardest natural substance on earth?
That's diamond, right?
What's diamond? Iron gold.
I got it. I got it.
I got the news.
That was the hardest question I've ever heard in my life.
How did you get those?
That was insane.
Thank God we have cocoa on the face.
Holy shit, holy shit, thank god.
Holy am I right?
Dude, I would not have been able to solve that.
Just block it, just block it. Hold this door right here, just block it, please.
Oh my god, did you see how quickly you solved those really hard questions?
I think Coco might be like a super geniuses.
You see that? You see that?
Oh, because he's super geniuses.
Oh, Mr. President, get down here.
Oh, I'm done!
What's that like?
We had our first basal tonight.
Asian on the case.
Those questions, they're questions.
The smartest Asian I know.
Hahahahaha.
You did a phenomenal job, Vice President.
A phenomenal job.
Good job.
No, I can't believe you saw that one with...
with Order of the Times,
from least to greatest, seconds, minutes,
hours, days, that was a crazy one.
I would've done it.
I was sent a second minute serving infant here and have struggled feeling anything for a long time your streams taught me how to have fun again
God speed is this a good nuke?
Yellow new we have all the access for good
You can tell from the color and it's rad
I literally said it you fucking don't you said yellow you said yellow boss. I
Said you're not listening. You say yellow boss
Or a rat's executing
Get down from there
I
Right we have the we have the red Duke you the red Duke not the yellow one boss
No, you say yellow
He's a yellow you say yellow balls, I thought I heard red
I
Had yellow and red. Thank you, sir. I'm head by thank you, sir
Give that man a little about a mission. It's orange
I don't have to use a yellow
You know what I'll blow up the clip
We
No, we send it on a...
Wait, the yellow nuke is moving right now.
Who has the yellow nuke? Is it us?
We should go up to one of those windows on the side of the building and just look out.
Just keep out for a second.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a quick one, just a quick one.
Just a quick one, just a quick one.
Just a quick second.
I just want to take a little look.
What's in it? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a little.
Just a tiny look. Just a tiny look.
It's peanut oil ranch!
Put your head up, put your head up, put your head up, put your head up.
It's peanut oil ranch, peanut oil ranch!
What the fuck is that?!
Don't shoot, don't shoot!
It's a UFO!
Alright, it's a UFO!
Oh shit.
Get inside, get inside!
Retreat! Retreat!
Retreat!
Oh!
Oh my god!
This is a UFO! There's a UFO!
This is a UFO! I'm sorry!
Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!
This is a UFO inside the door!
There's a UFO inside the door coconut!
It's a real UFO!
We were saved?
I don't want to be proved!
Well, I kind of want... yeah, I will take the probing for the American people.
Don't worry, stand back guys, I will be probed by the aliens so that you don't have to stand back.
Hopefully it's long 14 inches.
Thank you sir.
That way I can really understand the aliens as well as I need to.
Sir, I'll give you some oil to help with the insert sir.
I
Will actually I get to that window what are we inserting?
It's up and it's up and it's go go go go. Yeah
It's peanut noir at it's peanut noir at
No, it's true. Don't shoot it. We don't want don't shoot peanut noir at
What the fuck!
You're only going to spend a dollar!
Brazil here, Brazil here!
Come here, come here!
Brazil here!
Brazil here!
Oh yes!
Come here, come here!
And you're here!
Oh, let's go!
Brazil!
And you're here!
Vamos!
Chama!
Yeah!
Ah shit!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Jump! Jump, jump!
Ooh!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Hey, how's that guy naked?
Jump, jump, jump, jump!
Jump back, jump back!
God, jump back up!
He's a-hawling!
It's a-hawling!
Oh, I like, I like, I like.
F*** you, you're gonna die if you have a speech you don't!
It's beautiful!
That's awesome, man.
Oh my god, back up!
Over 25, get some plate!
Good man, good!
I made it!
Thank you, my boy!
Thank you, my boy!
We sent three Brazilians to the next blood day. Everyone died.
Yes!
They died?
They died?
Yeah.
Yes.
Who has the yellow duke right now?
There.
Do we have information?
I think it's Ruxiam.
Yeah, it's part that I'm trying to take, but it's not his number.
What's your hatched duke?
It's tough
Yeah, that's a yellow one guys should I go out there and kill all the Russians and take it back
Yeah, look I
Brazilian and they all die in like one minute. Oh
And another three now that we are here to hold the game set another three we are here to hold the gate with you
said support
Me and all right, you know that the new we get it
We got this!
You want? You want?
We can open the gate!
We can open the gate!
I'm gonna handle this!
Let me talk with the oil engine for a second.
I'll just touch the top.
Just a second.
Alright, should we...
Alright, let's go.
We should send some of them out to bed.
We should send some of them to bed.
We have some big resilience, and we're gonna take the nuke back out.
out oh I'll come with you guys I'll come with you it's fine yeah all right all
right yeah yeah yeah yeah we're ready to go guys we always we should do it
You're just talking so much else.
Okay, okay.
How many, how many Russians, do you know how many Russians are out there?
Are they yellow creed?
Uh...
Sixty.
Oh, that's it.
We can take fifty.
Oh, that's it.
I thought you were about to see it.
I thought you were about to see it.
There was a live force out there.
That's so close.
That's it?
Let's try these kids.
I like those guys.
That's it?
Oh
Guys open the gate
Yeah
I see right here man. Oh, there's the guy there
You're welcome!
We saved America!
Don't worry boss!
Fast, fast!
We are good, we are good!
We're in the back!
We're going to do this thing!
Let's go do this thing!
I would tell you, do you take some stupid Russians?
That's easy!
Stupid idiot Russians!
We got that easy 100%!
100% we can take them all!
Mm-hmm, just a pistol of Dunbar like that free. We can handle them.
Actually, it's so free. We can handle them for sure.
It's all free.
Talkin' about, talkin' about it out here.
Talkin' about it?
I'm down here with a lot.
Talkin' about it out here.
Talkin' about we need to go get the yellow loot.
I see how many Russians there been hit.
Yeah, I just feel like five Russians.
Come back.
Five Russians at the gate.
50 Russians, 50 Russians.
Yeah.
That was quick.
Good work.
As I tell you, give the bomb to Chrissy.
Chrissy will work.
The bomb to Chrissie and us we can go take the nuke from the Russians as we are just as we are lead squad
Yeah, yeah, I mean you guys go ahead then dude you guys go ahead work
We do we do not want to throw there's a push coming in five minutes like they
Literally like they're gonna push
They're definitely gonna come maybe we
Pushed in yeah
They're gonna come you push them after they push us
us, they got to come on us. You guys wait should we wait till the
person who got on try to get that dude right now. We have to hold.
Mm hmm.
Yeah, they're here. They're here. They're little here. You want to go
fight go south gate. They're little here.
Oh, you know, I've already got a lot of rain shots today.
That's almost a president.
Not a dissent. Yeah, you might be on some sort of
We got it done on fire.
We've already got it.
I mean, we forgot it was like 5 runs a day.
So we're going to go work on it.
We ain't got a way to go, guys.
No, I'm just going to go see the top that we were blind.
We got a plan.
We got their voices out.
Yeah, yeah.
It was kind of too easy.
We need to leave some for the others.
I don't know what to do with it.
Wait guys, where's the third new guy?
The roof was killing so many people.
Hey guys, if we have the red and yellow nuke, where's the third one?
It's like the third component is J4 on the right side.
Oh, who has that?
Who has that?
Oh yeah.
That's a good question.
Coco, you know?
Do we have big stuff on? Who has the last nuke point?
Who has the last nuke point?
Oh shit, you're coming?
I'm running the D7 right now.
Oh shit.
What happened to the end of this timer, guys?
We get ported back and we win.
All of us?
This is the best nuke.
No, but I think it ends.
What? What?
I am not surviving this moon.
I'm going down in a blaze of glory.
I'm not waiting until this time rings. I'm going down to play the glory
Chief for gay
He's gay
This way you're right here push it push it
Oh shit boys. Oh shit. They are already coming back off to the president presidential hall
I think we have to all they might be right here. No, there's no hold it. There's no way I see it
I
be careful careful careful be not
careful man
hang on hang on hang on
there's dead people here there's dead Americans
I don't know why he does this so he's getting naked
I'll leave you with that
I'll get him when he gets me
no way you communist
right outside the gate
What do you buy healthy I wasn't healthy at all
How many of us are outside the game
one meter so I'll talk about 15 at least 15 at least 15
15 of us how many of us you want uh communists
you said that right me it's communists
uh uh all right so how many of us guys have any of you guys
fucking enemy fucking enemy
30 we've got like 45 on our side 20 on their side sir
Sir Communist, we have 45 guys outside the gate.
Oh, how are you guys?
You're game-pooping.
No, we're all inside right now.
No, we're all inside.
And then who's outside?
Who's outside?
Who's outside?
We're all inside.
All you guys!
All you guys!
There's aliens.
There's aliens outside.
Aliens.
Okay, there's some shooters outside.
Mr. Peter, stay back.
Stay back.
Don't close.
Don't close.
Don't close.
Don't close.
Don't close.
Don't close.
Don't close.
careful yeah
We are nuclear bomb, buddy, I say we're doing pretty good and let me tell you what's gonna happen in seven minutes and 37 seconds
Oh
Shit
They might have moved to another game getting all the big forces are here
I think they moved to another game when they heard us because they know the big forces are here
Oh, no
Is that a communist talking?
Dylan!
Fuck you! You copy-pasted!
Are you here?
We got up this! We got this!
It's opening! It's opening! It's opening!
Watch out!
I got all too much aside. He's got fucked in the face
All right, my guys are coming to come on each out
Okay
Go! Go! Go! Go! We need to lock down!
We locked down! We locked down! We locked down for six minutes!
Yeah, let's catch that bomb!
Go! Go! Go! Judge! Go! Go! Judge!
Yeah, go! Go! Go! Go! Judge!
Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!
Lock the shit down!
Yeah, we locked down! We locked down!
Now you're getting trapped!
We had as long as cocoa's alive for the next four minutes and fifteen-four-second minutes!
Then we get the bomb, and they come in here and they come in next five-second...
Fourteen seconds to take the bomb and they'll tell us what we're going to do!
They're going to take the bomb and they'll tell us what we're going to do!
All dead time!
Pulse the line!
This is our bull guys, we own this whole...
And you see over there? Jesus Christ! Jesus! Jesus Christ!
That wasn't him, that wasn't him!
Oh my god, everyone's died, look at the chat!
Holy shit, we've seen that.
Good work, good work.
You should be more dying.
You the chatbot.
Just...
Yeah.
The American bloodless gang spirit performed good cause.
Got the nuked and fucked up, they would be a big hoe.
Fuck, go turn of lasers, turn of lasers, will you?
I'm gonna knock the fuck out of them and be a back home!
Fuck, a ton of lasers, a ton of lasers, we just sit here full-crack.
If they come, they don't know shit.
I'm getting one of the Sparta took Russia's nuke guys.
Oh, that's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
Oh, what a sweet treat.
Turn off laser, turn off laser, turn off laser, turn off laser, so they don't know we're
holding you.
Oh, that's huge, that's huge, that's huge!
What's up?
Well, my push is here.
Get ready guys.
They might push any second.
That's out, right outside the rocket.
Yeah, they're right here.
Oh, no!
They're killing us.
Sub, we've skated most.
Sub, we've skated the most, I think.
From this area, down?
No, there's a lot, there's a lot.
We're still holding.
I think we need to get the most out of him
Is he out?
No, there is a lot
We are still holding it
I will not die
They are pushing it slowly
We got this game
This is great
This is greatness
I
Should go to the south east gate
I should be going to the south east gate hold it. I mean I let's move. I am not sure
Okay
if I get to open over there
yeah I hear the end of the day Mr. Peanut we said all year we said
stand up and stand in the day they're everywhere they're everywhere
we need to hold this on
they're stuck with triple P's there
two minutes two minutes they've breached
they're not approachable any second
30 seconds of going out there
They're not coming in here 30 seconds
Yeah, yeah
Let's go let's go
He's up, put him up!
He's down, he's down, he's up!
Come on, cut the cake!
Alright, just go in in!
Yeah, everybody go in!
We're going on in!
God!
God!
God, what's going on?
What's going on?
We're going to the left again!
Get back, get back, get back!
I don't fucking see any enemy!
We're going to the right!
Jump on the gate! Jump on the gate!
DUDGE!
My glory!
Marina!
Where are they bro?
We're winning!
One more, one more time!
I'm gonna jump a little guys!
The hell?
I'm coming for you man! I'm coming!
Oh.
Eat it!
Judge!
Recover your seat covers out there!
Open the gate! Open the gate!
Open the gate!
I think we won, Mr. President.
Why don't we cover your seat?
Shit, shit, shit.
Thank you, Mr. President.
but there are more of them!
I'm on a communist!
Can we win? Can we win?
We did it!
No, you want to come back again, you're going to call for us!
No, you want to come back again, you're going to call for us!
Good work, boys!
And today's work, America!
Yeah, we have more than a year to live!
And let's go drop this new blood, Montana!
Let's go bomb straight to the general!
I
Shaker straight Russia straight Russia straight Russia boys go back to
uh guys how the fuck a good job
we land five people left at north gate we have them
let's fucking go let's go straight to kingdom come
let's fucking blow these communists up
yeah we need to make a plan for okay so i imagine it's not gonna activate for a
little while so we're gonna have like a couple of hours i imagine until the
the nukes actually activate if he's doing it like previous global warfares so
the nukes are gonna take a little bit of time to arm and then we're gonna have
to to nuke them but the thing is they have the yellow and they have the shit
one we have the perfect one we can take it in attack alley and we can drop it
over their base no NATO said leave us alone we want Russia leave us alone
that is what NATO said we do you want to go for Argentina chilly right we have
I was on the moon!
I got the merch!
That's my outfit, dumbass!
That's my fucking outfit!
Okay, well somebody transfer your outfit to me!
I swear to God!
Wait, listen, here, you can have this!
Wait, I don't have the nuke!
Wait, I don't have the nuke!
That's a promise!
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir!
Thank you, sir, thank you, American!
Thank you, American!
Thank you, American!
You American
Right
Couldn't we in theory wait new Chile and then go
For the L39 face afterwards we read that really quick because then Chile can't support them
We get that new pass and then we like it's easy sound. Yeah, no that's not saying no
We fly dude. We literally buy 50 fucking 100 attack helicopters
And like we've run like a huge ground-foot fleet and we run fucking run it this new to fucking chili
Right them get the third new piece get the new piece from Jennifer make the third new and we've run up again
And we need the next
Yeah
That is the play okay everybody in here get attack helicopters and strappies. Let's do this shit like right now
I'm going to
We're coming to you walk down your borders. We're coming to you
Are you still here? I am I'm here. I'm gonna give you the new to throw up or so you take lots and back
Oh
you ready for everything in here
was that necessary? was it necessary? answer me that answer me that
don't do it again don't do it again
I don't really have a communist vibe, dude. I'm just a vibe guy.
Like, I guess it looks like set the attack helios or whatever.
I don't know what a communist would say.
Something like that.
Oh, yeah, I mean, I'm just gonna take the initiative here.
I'm gonna say get as many attack helios as possible.
It's all made up around USA.
Let's do that.
So, who are we looking?
Who are we looking?
Who are we looking?
I'm sure last time I was looking at you.
He's driving this thing.
Latin.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Chile.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I don't know why we're letting somebody else do Russia. I want a new Russia.
This cannot be thrown underground. It must be shown above ground. It will physically not let you throw it above ground.
Oh, the nukes have a two-hour timer.
Everything else about the instructions are in the video package. You should probably revisit it again.
So we just show we get a 10k note from Africa.
The thing is, right?
Let's not lose it this time.
Make sure you guys know everything.
Um, and yeah,
I'm gonna hit with you now.
Blue team, sit up fob set.
We just had like a ton of fobs.
Alright, we got the everyone please sit back up.
Let's go!
Ooh, this is for Coco, Coco only.
Can everyone back up?
I don't want to hear if my lawyers are going to be in contact with you buddy.
Sit up there, I'm a little fall behind us
Meet the roca in the nuclear weapon
Alright, here you go, Coco
Let's go!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I swear to fucking god I swear to fucking god guys
We did it boys
We fucking did it boys. Holy fuck
Good workout there America good work out there America
I have chills right now I'm so proud of you man look I hate to I hate to make
everybody just rush into something else we have to go to the CNN tower and
secure their new Jennifer somehow Jennifer got it and it's in a crackhead
the power. What? She's a beamer. Do you have the crack? I'm just gonna get to your bomb.
We gotta go get that. What? What? All right, now sending a team out for the
details. What? What? They're not Jennifer, Jennifer. Back to news network.
President, would you like to give us a speech? I wanted to. Orange. I didn't shoot the wall
Let me take some out there. I saw us have one nuke and rush to have another shoot fuck anything
You fuck
When I saw us take that second nuke I knew that Russia's fate was decided right then and there now
It's just time to make the finishing blow. I'm proud of each and every one of you and we did the next few hours
We're gonna wipe those commie bastards off the face of this
USA! USA! USA! USA!
YAAAAY!
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Nooburt boys, nooburt boys.
Silly boys.
Hell yeah, glad I could help.
Yeah, good work, John is well!
Good work, John.
Okay guys, we need to go
Drop it drop it drop it give it to me. Give it to me. I got it
Jennifer needs to get it
They need an escort
I'm calling everybody to the condo
We got to go get the Duke from Rocky News Network
Uh-oh
That's a low blow man
Oil rats, oil rats
We head back to our discord
We've been in here for 15 minutes
We are, we are
We are in there.
You're in there, you're in there.
Hi boys, we had to get the nuke from cracking news that way.
Yeah, yeah.
Where's your helicopters going?
I have been car-training myself this entire time, you know.
You've been what training? Car-training?
PR train, PR.
I've been just thinking the whole time about things I could say that'll get me invited to zero Rust events.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just gonna say, man, that stinks.
That, that stinks.
Oh man, unfortunate.
Who's coming at us?
We gotta go get the nuke.
Is that down south or is that already getting us?
I don't even see it.
Did they give it to him yet?
Wait, hold on.
What's the piece?
What's the piece doing in L-39?
Is that the Russians?
We have a piece.
We have a piece.
That's lots of them, yeah.
So Latin has the last piece of the nuke.
Honestly, I say we just keep the rest of the pieces.
Fuck that nuke.
Now the two nukes.
And just use those, man boys.
Oh yes.
Mm-hmm. Oh
We're gonna get geared up. I'm gonna get up. I'm good to go. I'm I'm juiced up
I think we're gonna take to that the the Air Force
Everybody wrong JT
America needs all the nukes. Well, yeah, we can just use one and we'll take the two nukes nukes the guys with the dude
Take the last nuke piece and then J.A.T. redo.
There we're going.
Hooray!
Yeah, J.A.T.
How did Jennifer get the nuclear bomb?
How did that even happen?
She goes and she's smart.
She's smart.
She went around, oh, I'm just in the news.
Little do they know she's going to be transporting a nuclear contraband.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Can't shoot me guys, it's a war crime.
Oh, all the guys are just bad boys out there.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, my little buttons are my fucking.
I'll keep my holla head on to this.
Oh, don't mind if I do.
Oh, wait, is the Cracky News at work right here?
Oh, yeah, this is Cracky News at work.
Oh, what are the cops?
You said escort her back.
Hi.
We gotta do a quick meeting.
Hey, Jennifer, how you doing?
He's 40 Russians in your stream.
I heard you out the room earlier, Bob.
I'm here, I'm here.
We did it.
Oh, he hasn't come to give me a...
Oh.
Well, we'll wait outside for you, my friend.
Good work!
We love you, Jennifer.
Hey, James!
Uh-huh.
I'm gonna have to play the best song.
We love you!
I'm gonna have to play the best song.
It was a delicate effort.
Scared me shit.
Come on, don't say that.
How the hell did you get a helper?
How the hell?
Holy shit.
Of course you got the name.
Oh, back leg.
Is this where you bought it to?
You got that atomic head.
Yes, please.
You want to do it outside?
How many fucking kids do you have?
You is the nuke trigger.
This is the third nuke piece.
You need all three nuke pieces in your inventory
and be by a workbench in order to craft it,
which means you need the United States' Nuke's piece,
and it's in Argentina.
Hey, oh, she's out.
She does have a Nuke's piece.
Yeah, she does have a Nuke's piece.
She has a Nuke's piece.
Yeah, the instructions are in the Nuke's guide video.
And, yeah, let me hand it to you now.
Oh, Nuke's piece.
All right, this is for the Jennifer and Jennifer only, guys.
Jennifer and Jennifer, only.
Get that shit, girl!
Congratulations, dad.
Congratulations.
Yeah!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
WJW News.
Oh, that's good.
Good shit.
W. Crackheads.
Good shit.
Crazy.
Yay, Crackheads.
Okay, let's go, team!
Come on!
Hell, yeah!
With the left hand!
Wait, but take me!
I'm really gonna die!
You have everyone, one ball and a cannon.
Come on, team!
Woo!
Go, team!
With the left hand!
Go, team!
I need this force to shoot at every chapter nuke!
Oh, he died.
There was a valiant in Tim, and I can respect him.
I really hope that that wasn't fair attempt at getting this nuke beast, cuz it's so I
feel a little bad for it.
It wasn't jennifera.
What do you feel bad for it?
Mr President, I'm right here, Jennifer, right here in the street.
I'm right here in the street, I can't see you right here.
Ready?
Jennifer!
Hey, Jennifer!
Okay, here you go.
Hey, Mr. President, hey, Jennifer!
You've done a very good job!
Mr. President, you've done a very good job!
I forgive you, Mr. President!
Thank you, Mr. President!
It's shit, Jennifer.
We're back, Mr. President.
Mr. President, what's it called?
I did base, guys.
I think something's coming to you.
Well, yeah.
Wait, what are you talking about?
You saying cheers?
We did it!
Beautiful.
Thank you.
Oh, everyone say thank you, Jennifer!
Thank you, Jennifer!
Thank you, Jennifer!
Thank you, Jennifer!
That looks better.
That looks better.
How long has that been?
two hours brazil is preparing right now we got to hold this shit down walk it down because
russia won't tell about us they won't tell about us
and we will buck fuck it
hold it ready we'll be ready
yeah
uh
let's go
hey hold it right where do i put this new piece
that is a very good question mr president
hey go go
hey go go
You should go back down, go back down, go back down.
I'll go back down, I'll go back down.
Oh my god.
I'll go back down.
I'll go back down.
I'll go back down.
I'll go back down.
I'll go back down.
I'll go back down.
I need food ASAP or L.A.
Guys, we really need to rush to try the penis again.
This one.
The Russians suck.
They know they're going to fail, right?
Oh, uh, oh, uh, coming up, coming up, coming up.
They failed miserably, but they will try.
I guess, yeah, I guess there's not anything else for them to do,
because if they don't, they're not.
Thanks, guys, thanks, guys.
They've been out and tried to rate us.
Don't quote red.
Don't quote blue.
There's only two.
Don't have to buy it, yeah.
Don't buy it, yeah.
Don't move, you're dead.
Um, deaf interview.
You did it.
Wait, okay, wait, let me get this straight.
Wait, wait, can you help me with this?
So we have the red nuke, which is just a nuke in itself.
Okay?
Thank you, thank you.
Um, who has the yellow nuke?
What is this up yet?
And the Netherlands and they're on our side, right?
They are kind of on their own, but they the things they have to like walk over here
We can fly and nuke other people, but they have to walk then look over your
So we see the ship move we roll them
Americans and but so we see yellow go anywhere near the North Americas we we turn on
Netherlands and we kill
Okay, died.
But if it crosses Q in that yellow circle, crosses Q through T,
we start fucking blasting.
Yes, some food, I'm gonna die.
I have a pipe for you in the compound.
And then lastly, last question I have, do we have every nukepiece except for the one in out 39?
Yes.
Okay, and who is out 39?
No lovers in the air right now.
Oh, that base is huge!
Oh, yeah, we moved that!
We moved that for sure!
Oh, that's a huge base you saw the other day.
He gets a Latinx Russia base.
Awesome.
They left our alliance.
I think they were not here yet, but they left their alliance because they felt betrayed that we never gave them credit for anything.
And they're on their own with their U.S.
I gave them credit for having great weed!
We have two.
We have two pups.
Exactly.
They need us more than we need them.
Okay.
Yeah, what's going on?
What do you want to know, boss?
Okay.
more than we need them.
We'd like to see an exclusive enemy.
Okay, yeah, what's going on?
What do you want to know, boss?
Okay.
Okay.
Mom, what is it like being president and global warfare for?
Fucking sweet.
I got the best army a man could hope for.
Let me tell you something.
Look around.
Spin the camera.
Every one of these men are ready to die for their country.
And let me tell you they fight with the velocity of a thousand lions out on the battlefield
I've never seen more blood hungry men than these men right here
Yeah, were you surprised that I had the next piece
Yes, I actually I believe I said how the fuck did Jennifer from Cracky News Network get a nuclear bomb?
That was my exact quote. Yes, I
Still am not clear of the situation. I'm just glad it has been resolved. Yeah
Excellent
Oh, that's easy. I get two cheesy Gordito crunches three chicken cheese wraps
I get two Doritos Locos Tacos a Baja Blast and some cheese nacho fries
It's a meal fit for the present
I gotta punish it, it's been knocked.
I'm gonna put it out of question.
Man, this was a scene in Exclusive.
Drops a nucleus.
I can't get an Exclusive with the present.
Yeah.
I've got my own nuclear bomb.
I'm gonna put it in the toilet.
I've got some still.
I had to talk a little so I got one ready too.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Good work out there today, Jennifer.
Good work out there, they owe me for it.
Thank you.
Woo-woo.
Ah, speedruns got me!
Okay, all right.
All right, Mr. John.
Yeah, I should be fly over to the Netherlands and smooth things out so they don't use the new kind of action. Yeah?
Okay, I'm gonna go talk. I'm gonna go get coop and he'll fly us there.
Okay, sounds good.
Ooh, people.
We can go shoot people instead if you want.
I don't care, I'll see you.
Guys we go smooth things out the net of land so I'm trying to use the new guys as we go just kill Russian
Well, you we're gonna die. We're definitely dying in one. We might die in the other
They go to the UN server with Coco. We don't know. We'll be I'll be back. We see
If you're fucking cool being able to go to different servers without crashing you little pussy
I got news for you chief.
I did not get there without crashing.
It did not go well.
It did not go well.
Hell yeah.
It did not go well.
I was sitting there for about 26 minutes while everyone has a good time.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
You really missed much on the mood.
Because we, you know, in my mind I probably would have died really fast anyway.
So it's the same thing.
I just, I just would have rather.
We're the president and we had the nukes so we basically had a zit in the hole the whole time
It was cool at all, but we really need to fight all that much
The only part that
Was people that probably could have fixed the problem. I think we're just in there shooting people
We actually had an admin in the hole asking to give you back
What is that noise
Can I keep hearing
We should the U.N. service to open
We have two pieces
Take the other pace make another nuke drop it on them again
What was the demo guys coming here?
What's your plans?
Okay.
Is the Netherlands here?
I don't know man.
Give us.
Oh hello!
Hello Knitscher!
Oh, it's a proper Knitscher.
We're talking to Knitscher, right?
Okay, we mean this.
This.
Okay.
Do you understand my problem?
I understand.
I understand.
I like it already.
I like it already.
Okay, we mean distance. Okay. All right. I understand. I understand
It's you guys and you two guys for the Netherlands was off of you
Where Australia, oh, you're Australia. Oh, God, you got
Hi boys boys boys, let me do some we have a rare opportunity
opportunity to really suck into the Russians. Are you already know where our
nuke is going? Are you already now coconut? We are actually I forgot we
splitting up the nuke so we just bombing the the Russians straight up that
jet. Well, NATO might want the Russians. We were thinking about bombing the one
at the bottom left and then taking the nuke piece and you and then we have
another deal right I believe the thing is there's like there's like one or two
more people coming okay there's like one or two more people coming I don't be
fast they'll be really fast you don't want to be fucking you know what would be
aura what that just not dropping the nuke on Russia they're just like that
insignificant don't even give them the the attention every year yeah no I want
I told you I'm not a nuke russet, no listen, I totally feel it, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I'm smiling once you're scared, but I'm not a nuke russet!
Ah, I'm smacking crack.
I know what you're trying to say, but I'd rather just nuke him, I'd rather just blow him up.
You know what, a counter-argument, what if he nuke the same base three times?
He nuke russet three times.
Oh
Let's all go in a circle here, let's all go in a circle and discuss this all go in a circle
Right, let's make a nice nice circle
Shit, touch shit. Anyway
Well, like a hexagon at this point
Who are these?
Miko, oh, this Germany
Let's have a conversation, but please guys, let's be civil, let's be thoughtful, and just
let's not argue too much with each other, okay?
I want to make sure that we're on one line and see where this goes, because we have a
piece of, like we have an actual nuke.
You guys have two pieces of the nuke and an actual red nuke, right?
So it's no joke, it's actually no joke.
So let's have a let's have a little rumble right now.
I'm not giving it real quick to serve, serve winter.
Well, I got one question before we do anything.
Are we supposed to show this to everybody or what?
Do it to meta gaming?
I don't mind.
Oh, I am streaming.
I am streaming.
That is true.
It's whatever.
This is what we'll do.
I want this.
We'll talk, we'll talk, and then I'll leave,
and then you guys do the final decision.
You're talking about?
Let's do a conversation, and then I'll
leave for the final decision and I'll have coconut tell me when you get when we
you don't have to leave you don't have to leave because our idea I don't know if
we can tell you because it's meant to be a surprise but I promise you you'll love
it you know you're going to absolutely love it's really whatever you have in
mind this top sits it's in your favor in your favor remember it's in your
favorite. May I pitch something really quickly? I pitch up real quick. The Chile,
Argentina and Russia are three main enemies, right? Do they each have their own large base?
I believe they do, right? Coconut or no? They do. Yes, they do. Okay. What do we think about this?
We use our nuke on L 39, wiping out the Russian Latam base. We take the nuke piece from the rubble,
go back, and then you guys nuke either Chile or Argentina, and then we use the last nuke that
we just built from the first one that we rated to then read whatever you guys don't read between
Chile and Argentina, wiping out all three enemies in one foul swoop. I will say that your nuke
can be taken in transport, whereas ours has to be taken on foot. It's pretty wild down there.
We're in their lives. It's huge. There's people everywhere.
It's a long walk.
There's a long walk.
I'm thinking this way. I'm thinking this way. Our surprise
I think it requires your new because it's more mobile. It's gonna be very hard for us to do this on foot
Like very very very hard like it is just a surprise. Trust me. I agree in it
It is in your interest. Trust me. It is in your interest
that's something we can actually align on and if we tell you the secret actually we
don't want to tell it in front of everybody but I can tell the secret to Coco since you
have a bigger audience peanut but trust me you will actually love it peanut it's a random
thing it's very random yeah of course I told you I understand you tell Coco I need myself
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay but fuck russia am i right
fuck russia yeah yeah yeah yeah
they're gonna trick me we jump on guys we jump on
well trust me man
okay so yeah what about flight
what do you think about trading what do you think about trading nukes by the way
I know that's a big ask it makes no
out hold on I saw that coming
I don't know about that jeep
okay now I see it
you can do that for a mile away
oh that's a good question guys
I think you guys got my suit
can I take it please
that's your end up
no
that's gonna be a non-negotiable there
I'm sorry when Russia came asking for my new piece back
how about some head that's a good deal baby that's a pretty good deal
I don't think that sounds good
I mean, let's just get to where we want
yeah, I mean tell me, I mean we're not going anywhere
you could spoil a game plan but like, quite frankly we don't trust you guys
and like you guys don't trust us, I mean we did nothing to you guys to betray you
What's the plan?
This is a new game, right?
Fuck this guys!
I can't be both of them with all of this.
Let's just fucking talk about this.
Alright, that's the best.
Let's go.
Fuck this betraying shit.
Blah blah blah blah.
We need to fucking get rid of you.
Russia.
Sure! Okay. What are you guys going to do?
Just run the nuke over to Russia?
I don't think this is a thing.
Maybe not, it's listen your new cuz needed for the surprise
That's one thing. It has to be mobile. It's not necessarily. It's not necessarily
But it would be
No
Are we not gonna do anything?
harrowing to sit back at night in a while she's building see the position that
you guys even a second we're gonna give them a
new actually smoking crack out of their bottle there's a there is a glass pipe
and now protruding from their right here's what we're meaning as well as you
guys can't run into Russia you guys probably don't have the manpower you
you're gonna have to raid to get in you're gonna have to raid their fobs and
it'd be a slow push and you risk yourself exposing yourself to Russia and
just handing them the nuke. I know you guys hate Russia. I know you do. But I also think
some of you aren't Kahooos from Russia and you have an end game plan for a big cinematic
twist. And I don't fucking trust that. We have a, yeah. Oh yes, so what's your plan?
What's, uh, what's the key transfer area?
See, listen, Kirk, the reason they left your, left the, the, the, the reason they left the
US is because you guys don't show them respect that's that's the main reason
because we didn't give you a nuke piece that's that's showing respect not because
we didn't give you guys a nuke dude they put so much on the line for you guys and
you didn't even acknowledge them I don't know we should acknowledge them how we
supposed to acknowledge them guys we were getting invaded and raided like I
I get out of there, I'm out of the way, I'm out on the back.
Some, I'll bow to be if we all turn around each other at the last second.
I'm just gonna let her kiss Coco, that's all I wanted.
Just one kiss.
But hey, I'm not involved in your guys' drama, I'm just watching.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna be quiet.
You gonna play Gukkop now?
Gukkop, Gukkop.
Common enemy is we're all, we all hate Russia, but I honestly think you guys want the nukes
so you can raid Russia and Nukkos.
I think that's what you guys are going with.
That's your intention.
goody goody goody
Silence, huh?
The jigs up guys
The jigs up
You're right, shit
Ahh...
Difficult, difficult
Plomatic holds
All this
Yeah, you guys want to probably bait our forces to move into Russia
And then you're gonna run that nuke over to our land
And you're gonna throw that nuke on us
No, it's true
We should be able to use all the energy that is holding the world
We would not...
No, on everything that's holding this world, I can promise you, you guys are not the target.
We do not want to reveal who is at this time for a lot of reasons, but you guys are not the target.
We said it at the meeting, we have no bad luck, we won't bite unless you bite, that still stands.
Even if you bite at this point, our plans are way bigger than you guys at this point.
US is not the target.
You see, they are not the target.
We have been helping each other since day one, okay?
We have nothing against you guys put off away from us. You guys put away from us and try to kill us
We told you why I give you the reason
I will put a hand shake on it that we will
Hold on you guys were literally out of our White House shooting our civilians and killing our allies today
Like if Russia took us out you would have
I'll clear it up. I'll clear it up
Germany like they made a small mistake. They made it just a very small mistake
They thought, because we split up, they thought, they weren't aware of the whole situation.
They thought maybe there was something going on between us, that's why we split.
That's what they thought.
It was a miscommunication, and we talked to them, and we said, listen guys, do not go
back to the White House.
It can cause problems.
They didn't know.
It was a small mistake, okay?
Unfortunately, a few people died, but it didn't expand into something way bigger, okay?
It's just standing on top of a white house and shooting our civilians is a small mistake
They have like like they have like these German special forces
They like to like jump on top of buildings do the do this crazy shit, but they weren't super aware of it
So apologies on their behalf. How about we do this? Wait, what if they take
Oh go ahead cook it out. I'll see I agree
everything on their behalf because they were after you and meeting we weren't
aware of that when you called out on the meeting we were in discourse saying
wait what is he talking about because we we quite literally did not know what
you were on about until we had spoken to Germany and they cleared up what that
actually happened there Germany is eight people total this event there was four
of them on the White House like you you were costing all this over like we're
hundred and we're hundred plus people and there four people made a mistake
that they were unaware about.
But why is the apology and the explanation coming out now?
Why wasn't this explained inside the UN meeting earlier today?
He says, like I said, we learned about it when you told us.
We learned what happened when you told us at the UN meeting.
It wasn't really time to bring Germany in the picture
and sit down and have tea, you know?
So in a perfect world, what do you guys want?
Tell me.
I still want my kiss personally.
Tell me what you guys want.
What do you guys want?
Tell me.
We want...
Okay, here's what we want.
We want to trade nukes, okay?
You can love, okay?
To make it easier.
And then we nuke Russia altogether.
That's what we want.
That's what we want.
That's all we want.
It's that simple.
You could actually
If if the nuke trade were to happen you'd have all of NATO come to your side because we all fucking hate Russia
Well, I listen I said on the meeting, but I am very glad I think I was very glad
disgusting
I am actually like man. I get I trust you Kev. I don't trust some of the leaders in there
I don't trust them. Let me just pitch one quick thing. Let me pitch one quick thing
Listen, we're not giving you the noob playing sample. That's just not happening. I
Do have an alternative that could be a compromise for assault
You guys take your new down to Russia and you throw it in exploding the Russian base if you fail because of the method of
Transportation we will have an entire Air Force and army ready to come drop our nuke on Russia
After it gets decimated you run in there grab your new put it back at your base about that
So you want them to be back doing the dirty work the mate shield
No, I'm just saying no, we're we're your back. Yeah, we're your assurance that the plan
We're going to take them afterwards
He guys gonna thank them afterwards. They cool. That's it
that's all we want no oh wait there it is he doesn't even know who you guys are
I'm just sad no I think we have we believe you guys can deal with Russia we
we have faith that you guys you guys like every time we have said anything
throughout the event you guys have cut us off with saying no but fuck Russia so
we wholeheartedly believe you guys will deal with Russia we want it we do want
join in we just want to finish our own story first these guys are super sketchy
he's got this is all super sketchy we want that we want to offer a perfect plan
a perfect plan that would resolve all of these and now that I can't say this is
that this is super sus that's all good that was literally perfect
you just you just told me trust him now you can't take you can't trust him
I'm making you mine, go go.
I don't like this guy.
You know what? No, it's fine.
You guys do your own thing.
You guys are just gonna step out of this.
This meeting is adjourned.
Have a good one, guys.
This guy's fucking everything up!
Hi, buddy.
Nice meeting you.
Damn. Nice meeting you, sir.
Good luck, everybody. Godspeed.
Nice to meet you guys.
This is Vice President, bro.
Good luck.
Good luck.
That guy without the shirt?
Who's fucking all that shit?
You see that?
We were our friend's solutions, plans.
That guy was...
He got us screwed all up.
Poopy Butt 972 Cent, can you tell my friend Poopy Butt happy birthday?
She's her biggest fan.
Happy birthday!
Poopy Butt!
Must be an Italian name.
I've never met someone with such an inquisitive name.
Incredible, incredible.
No, sir, no nuke fucking crazy nuke Japan
Excellent name another friend's name
Thank God we have always have something goodness. All right boys. Let's go talk with mr. Coconut. Let's get this thing down
Guys that you had me there was just one guy named sir winter. He was fucking everything up everybody
I need these other countries. They acted sketchy boys. They acted sketchy. But Sir Winter was the one really, I mean, someone who would do something like that would benefit everybody.
everybody like I had I offered to plan up and then he goes are you gonna thank
them afterward now and I know what he was talking about I got
cool I said and he goes ha see he doesn't even know who you cut these are
that's even the question he was just trying he was trying as hard as to
make everybody hate them
it was super weird it was super weird
We're also making a jumble.
We're deciding who to use the nuclear bomb sign.
Oh hey guys, she's a big joke that might make all the countries hate each other when we are armed with nuclear facilities.
Oh, very funny, she went there.
Very funny, she went there.
Gotcha!
Gotcha, break, yeah.
Very funny joke, she went there.
You wanna talk off time real quick?
Uh, no, I'm down.
But I mean, I'm kind of cheap and chill.
Yeah?
Well, why would you text me text me why would you just talk of the disc?
Ain't some food I meant I really like we can mute our mic real quick. Oh, I can't really do that
I don't have my setup to wear that works. I can't I can't really do it
You're going right now. Well, yeah, yeah, we go
The dude who made his following by thinking around and making jokes and talking shit about someone making a joke during the game
Might be actually the dumbest motherfucker here
You're so stupid is that so what is all is that so what is all
So wait sir wait there. We've got you. You've got you sir winter
We know it's you! We know that's you on the Octagon! We know that! We've got you now! We've got you!
That was really stupid.
That literally doesn't make any sense.
Hey, Peanut, what's up?
We're playing Twitch Rivals.
Oh, congratulations.
No, we...
I don't know what you're talking about.
In December there's a Rust Twitch Rivals.
And and mr. Oil said dude, I gotta recruit the best players in the game John you down if not
She came down first of course came down first. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying
All right food
Shred the only food you really you have a light stack of a bit famous
Hey, sir, I
I don't know what the hell we're supposed to be doing right now, what are we doing?
We're just jerking around the base.
How long till the nukes activate?
I'm gonna go blow some out.
Exactly.
Kill some fucking communists.
I'm gonna kill some communists.
What's going on around here?
Who's that fighting in the south?
Do you have a quick bite to eat by some of the package?
That's the US forces.
There's a few communists over there who want to pull up.
I'm a quick bite to eat by some of the package so love
Do you have food? I'll pour you the airport. Sorry. Oh, don't worry. No worries
It's anyone ever need food I'm a very hungry. I'm a hungry boy
I got I got nothing
I'm just gonna go down and eat some food.
Yeah, they're eating food.
They're eating fobs in the south.
Who's eating fobs in the south?
Our Brazilians are eating other fobs.
We all eat fobs.
Let's go and kill some zombies.
That guy's definitely a Russ bro.
It's Mischie.
May Steve, that shot's familiar.
Yeah.
Did he just fuck you?
No, he just torqued up my shit. Oh my god.
Just wanted to just wake up.
He says fuck.
It's a loose fighting back if there's any fob.
I'm 21 and he fob.
Oh shit, they're right here boys, they're on the chillies, they're on the chillies,
they're right here.
I'm here!
It's ya coconut! It's ya coconut! I'm here!
Where are the commies at?
Where are the commies at?
The commies are right in front of us. It's not a red match to go.
Let's go!
They're on the right in front of us.
Hey, they're over the jillies!
Oh, I see a bike here.
Hold on.
Do right for me, do right for me.
Get right over here.
Go, go, right for me.
Get it.
I'm just going to keep it here.
Maximum efficiency.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
You're trying to do your own kid.
These guys are good.
These guys are good.
Oh, my god.
the shit he just did to me
I can't even move
I can't even move
I can't even move
I'm dangling my dangle
don't let him dangle you
don't let him dangle you
don't fucking do it
I see I'm looking at cuckoo checks
Hey, oh, yeah, I got to go. Yeah. No, no, no, no secret top secret president step down top secret
I'm gonna kill somebody fucking commies
I'm gonna do so many copies
We can use my sport this guy's sleeping out here
Don't I do that I do the time
I'm holding him on fire!
There's like four of them behind this green thing.
Push, push, push!
Oh, that's cooking out, that's cooking out.
Cooking out four communists right past this rock.
Oh, shit!
Hit it!
I
Got one this is this is this the troops on the way
I did that good I
Did that oh, I'm a background my body, but go beautiful. Oh, okay
Okay, Phoenix, Phoenix, shall we please go on over here?
Phoenix!
All right, all right, let's move right in front of you,
all right, please, all right, let's go.
Get three animals.
Wait, there's a convoy right behind that,
that one thing, right, that I'm looking at,
you see that thing?
It's coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right there, right there.
Where are you?
What I'm looking at, he's looking right at,
he's in front of me.
I've got a rocket launcher!
I've got a rocket launcher!
This was a song I was going to play on the moon, I'm going to play now.
I've got a kid for you, Mr. Phoenix.
Oh, V2C, V2C, V2C!
Do you have a chef?
Come on, come on, come on.
Don't worry, air support's here, bro.
We need you.
We need you.
We need you.
We need you.
We need you.
We need you.
We need you.
We need you.
We need you.
We need you.
Don't worry air support's here brother!
Beauty you!
Beauty you!
Oh shit! I was- I was puttin' my shit on!
I got- oh shit. I got him like-
I was puttin' my-
That's the same guy!
Oh my god.
Don't hit.
I have a bed there!
I'm comin' oil, I'm comin'!
Oh, I'm getting M2's.
Oh, are you kidding me?
Yes!
Oh, coconut just got hit by a fucking bear.
Oh, shit.
The bears can't even move.
Yeah, but if you walk into one, they can't move.
Why does he want to get into a bear?
I don't know.
Go, go, go!
Dude, look at your map.
Look at Mexico.
Look at your map and look at Mexico.
We're coming, boys!
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, he finds a glitch.
I only see like ten guys
There's fifty of them approaching your location
Let's get these copy bastards
You think this is their attempt to raid us for the new this is their attempt right now to read our base of the new
Guys
it's a distraction yet there's no way this is the main push for our base for
the last two piece this is horrible this is insanely horrible they're not even in
our country why is there five yellow something
barely in this country next to our country there's no way this is the push for our new piece
there's no way there's no way this has to be in the tracks out of the set there's
It's hard to be a detective when I'm a detective.
We should get our goodies.
I mean, it feels so good.
They're smart. This is a distraction.
Hey, how you doing?
Don't worry, guys. I've rejoined you on the front lines.
Beautiful.
Can I find my goodies, of course?
I got a fireman, goodies.
I forgot where I got the gun.
I got some goodies.
Don't go around the left.
Ok, now I'm going around the left guys.
I think that's why he's talking.
Thank you boss, thank you boss.
Thank you boss, thank you boss.
You fucked me there very hard.
You're good, man. You're good, man.
Don't wait. I'm all geared up.
Thank you, my boys!
Now let's dive for America!
Go, go, go, go!
God!
I'm gonna kill so many comies.
They want this, they want this, they want this.
Yo, watch the M2 from the roof. You don't even miss.
Oh god! Oh god!
I'm doing something! I'm helping! I'm helping! I'm helping! I'm helping! I'm helping!
I
I shot like 5 people that could aim John.
I'm so so dead.
Hell yeah, dude brother!
I want one more, Cuba!
Oh yeah!
Hell yeah!
It's not a piece of cake.
Okay.
There's one side, there's one side of the thing.
I'm coming back!
We're coming to you!
We're really really coming to you.
We need more coming to each other.
We got the cell, we got the cell.
We got much, we got much.
Don't put them in the bush Mr President.
Oh, there's a car that's on that rock right there with the two woodpeaches.
Oh, I wish I'm going in!
I'M GOING IN!
I'M GOING IN!
Take this, you fucking commie person!
He's dead!
Hell yeah!
No way!
way that was me that was all he's definitely wasn't dead when we got here
I killed him you're welcome we you're welcome
God bless America!
I'm so sorry, truth!
In ladies and gentlemen,
star!
Star!
John! John! Do you have any...
Do you have any...
I can use your bed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, I can use your plane real well.
Oh, bed.
I'm just gonna make a bed.
I don't have claws, I don't...
I don't have claws.
I don't have claws.
What did you get?
What did you get?
You don't need it. You don't need it. You're not gonna die.
No! We're gonna live forever!
We've freed him in our heart and soul!
We got your gun!
That's not fair!
Oh, shit! My butt!
That was supposed to be straight, John.
No, no, no! Stop!
John, I have a homie missile launcher. I have a homie missile launcher.
What the hell is that, baby?
I don't see the other copters.
I don't know where the fuck we're going, but we're going.
Hell yeah we are.
Yeah, smoking, smoking, come here.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Thank you very much.
Is that our chopper? Is that our chopper?
That's our little new cousin move boys, that's our new cousin move.
Ah!
No it ain't, I'm taking it down!
No, no.
Fuck it, take it down, bitch!
How do I use this thing?
I'm not gonna even reload yesterday.
Oh, we're not going so fast.
We got it.
How do I use this thing?
We need to do a contest now.
How do I use this?
How do I use this?
How do I use this?
How do I use this?
Do you know how to use it?
Do you know how to use it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna seek up behind Cuba. What is she coming? Oh my god, mr. President, I'm
fucking up our alliance.
Dude, I did a face-climbing 80% contract, and I shot somebody in the head off the table.
Daaamn, take it now!
Oh, shot at three times!
Word cookin', word cookin'!
Take that, Ron!
What?
Oh, where'd my team of them go?
This company is coming from the water! These companies are coming from the water!
I'm getting them good! I'm getting them good!
Yeah, there's companies from the water! There's companies from the water!
Okay! Oh, shit!
Oh, I've got a bi-grade!
I've got a bi-grade.
Oh, it's... Oh, god. Oh, my god.
It's like my brain. It's like my brain.
It's like my brain.
Heeeey!
Huh.
The communists are running!
Mano.
Mano, come on. Move your mano.
This is the man's mano.
Five-five.
What? Oh, what the hell?
This is what I'm talking about.
Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good.
We're just a bit...
We're just a bit...
We can't let him get to our torch.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Are you okay?
Oh, no. I am fine. Just like my great-
I'm fine.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
They're here! They're here!
Oh shit! Oh no! He's really hurt! He's really low!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! There's not even a shit!
Oh fuck it! Oh my legs! My legs!
Don't bloody... Don't bloody see me!
My legs!
Dude, they just killed us all!
We're all dead!
Great, more stream-syping-hacking cheaters.
There's no way you can kill us.
America!
How do they do that yellow nukes really know it ain't it's been in the whole damn time
John the ashes kill all of us. He was all they pass that water until it's we suck
Well, they were no they were shooting for their base to their base was right there. That's true. That's true
They didn't have that advantage
So we're trying to sneak on over great work though. Yeah, we we did massive damage gave them steel
Yeah
I'm gonna try to sneak up on him. Oh, I guess no, I'm covered in blue
I'll just tell that I got the wrong wrong college on it
And I'm sure we'll just reach it. We'll reach that compromise that we can all be happy with
I'm gonna actually I'm gonna try to sneak up gov. Naked. She was oh, yes
You can't won't I lose him and you kill the 20 wall
I'm sneaking up on him right now.
I see the comings, I see the comings.
Oh my god, I'm gonna shot him, I'm gonna shot him.
Oh my god, you're fucking poor.
I got nothing.
The Russians are attacking the Buc-Eaps!
I
But a document I kill with this beautiful beautiful beautiful this way
Nobody
You take this, kill him with this.
Oh, fuck you!
Beautiful, I'm gonna get him through.
What?
He's not pushing.
Oh shit, he's right here, he's right here.
Oh my god, he's right here.
I'm going in the head!
Fuck you, you coming bastard!
Hello, my little friend.
How are you?
Again you.
Fuck you!
He's hanging around.
Come to... Come to Cuba. Come to Cuba.
Help me! Damn it!
I was so close. I was so close.
I was so close. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's Troianka? Yeah, that's actually you. I've been killed by the human 20 times his wife and 19 of them are from that guy.
We need to focus Bucky's there's a hundred Russians at Bucky's oh oh shit I
got it so he dies yeah he's my stream time it was just stuck in there
he was shucked
where's Bucky's where's Bucky's right where I just died
Is it extra chillies?
No, no, no.
She's got an ear on her back.
Yeah, if you look at the map, it's where the people are.
They're just like stuck in the back. They're killing everyone.
My map isn't loading.
My map is on our base.
Yeah, I see.
It's over at...
where Jenna is. G17, the top right corner of it.
Oh, okay.
On the way.
Oh, yeah, we got it.
I'm just gonna pick up a gun from the battlefield.
That's what I'm doing.
Oh, you're right above me.
Oh, hey, John, how you doing?
Ready to go, Chicago?
Dude, I've been dreaming about this.
Yeah, brother.
They need our help, Mr. John.
They can't win this battle without us.
Nope.
No, they can!
I feel bad for the person I shot in the back of the face.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That happens.
How long do the nukes online?
How long do the nukes online?
It's right up here.
It's right up here.
Oh, it's right up here.
40 minutes, I think.
40 minutes?
Oh, you guys got it.
That's it.
We're just going to keep holding them off.
As long as you have our nuke in 40 minutes, then you can't do nothing.
We need a gun.
They can't do nothing
I got him! I got him!
I got him! I got him!
I got him! I got him!
You are welcome to back to the world!
Welcome back, Ed!
Welcome!
What do you?
I'm still in this army helicopter!
I'm still in this helicopter, boys!
I'm still in this helicopter!
Cop in, John!
COP IN, JOHN!
COP IN, JOHN!
COP IN, JOHN!
Don't kill some commie bastards!
We're late and right on cue with space, so I'll make you run of yourself!
Go ahead!
There's helicopters, shoot them down!
Right in front of us, right in front of us!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, let's go!
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not the best pilot, Mr. Will!
It's such a pain!
We will handle them!
Don't worry about it!
Oh, shit! Oh, god!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
They fucked us.
I didn't know how to shoot rockets.
I didn't know the button for rockets.
Oh, shit.
I didn't know what to do with that.
Rockets?
What button is the rocket button again?
I tried last place!
Maybe we should have rockets in there.
I bet you we can get our stuff back. I bet you we can get our stuff back, 100%. I got a better idea.
Yep, yep. We're going in.
Hey, how you doing? Hey, hold on, Sarah. Hold on. That's not nice.
Okay. Alright, something is wrong out here. Guys, they pushed back up to Mexico. We lost Mexico.
We lost Mexico. They're actually on our front doorstep.
Oh, dude, this is a good place.
Dude, they're on our front doorstep. Let's go back.
Oh
I don't give that thing a name to be believed, there's a literal butt that says SWAP!
No! I'm not! I'm doing the age thing! I'm doing the age thing!
I'm not fucking doing that!
There's my fucking shit on, your fucking shit on.
Whoa!
Yo, we gotta get some kids back, we gotta get this kid and get it back to base.
We're losing too many kids, alright?
Yeah, we need to go make some more kill the boys.
We go make some more, we go make some more!
Give them steel!
Give them steel!
Give them steel!
Give me, give me, give me!
Get my skin! Get my skin!
I need that! Hit me!
Please!
Frick shot!
Frick shot!
I need one! I need one!
I need one! I need one!
He goes! He goes! He goes!
Oh, guys! It's very night time!
We're not going to be able to see who's who.
That means I can play this helicopter.
I know my mission ain't done.
Hold the wire!
Hold the wire!
Let's go!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
There's a guy there, go go go!
That'll be taken by the police president!
What the?
I know that guy! I got shot by my old guy!
What the hell are you fucking it in?
I shot killed by my old guy!
Oh my god, yeah that's true.
That was the guy who was at the gas station when it's on the moon!
Oh my...
What an idiot!
You fucking idiots!
Go go go!
We're on your body, we're on your body, we're going for you.
Yeah yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm so close, I'm so close! Hold it for me, hold it for me!
Come on, come on! I'm so close, hold it for me!
I'm so close, I'm holding it for me!
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
Gemma George, I'm set.
Mr. President, don't give those companies the common courtesy of a reach around.
Do you think the process comes to an end?
You know what's USA, USA.
What were you mad doing?
USA, USA.
Oh
Guys the guy that's back the game
Although I
This is a specific situation. It'd be bad guy.
We're all shooting you.
You were shooting you.
I'm always back.
Yeah, you were shooting you.
Yeah, dude.
Beautiful, beautiful.
We got to shoot a lock over here.
Oh, yeah, hold on.
I don't know what he was doing.
Move for me.
We're over here.
Back, I'm back.
Move my ship.
Wait, this too?
Dude, this is me.
You can do it.
That's E.
Beautiful.
Let's get to work.
Let's get to work, let's get to work.
Oh, here's your gun.
Dodge, bullet, dodge!
Beautiful, thank you.
Left go boys!
E to battle!
Give up steel!
How's he even seein' me?
I have nightmares I can't even see I got.
Suss.
I'll just... bust the hell!
Get it!
Go, go, go!
Charge!
oh my god i'm the best oh my i'm the rest bro i'm the rest wait oh my god
oh my god wait i got this i got this i got this holy shit holy shit holy shit i'm
fucking rich oh i'm so rich oh my god you guys get that full cute oh my god
back scoop back scoop
what the f*** you push the man out of Mexico
demo demo demo
god you see she might see right out you see she might see right out of Mexico
quick tab I have you on my metamontern oh my god
I'm fucking rich
I'm fucking rich
I'm actually a man
Oh my goodness, oh my god, Max wins!
I have three ATLG's!
Holy shit.
I'm probably not gonna be able to fall me off every single time.
Max wins!
Beautiful team, beautiful.
What up, South?
Go to work team, go to work.
Can you go back with me to the sea?
You do it!
Are you behind enemy lines in the zodiac right now?
So the act right now by chance I can't push it or turn it or anything
It might be broken, maybe
Oh
I'm coming home, I'm coming home, I'm coming home!
Yeah, you might saw us, yeah, saw us as well.
Fuck you guys!
Communism's on!
Hey, I'm coming here, I'm coming here, I'm coming here!
I'm running up to Lighthouse.
Go, go, go!
I am crazy.
I might spawn next to you in a second.
I got a depot, I got a depot, I got a depot, I got a depot!
Oh my god look at this dude, Mexico is bad.
What do you think about it?
Oh they're all dead man?
Yeah they're all dead.
Alright, alright, alright.
Next floor is over here with hours and they're just all on top of them shooting down.
I'm coming!
Let's go the Shikoo!
Let's go!
Wait, you're talking to the calabar talk?
For America!
Wait, keep them on this in the heli?
I'm sure he's already loaded them up.
Yeah, we got that from the shi-
You're back.
Keep moving it!
Keep moving it!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I've taken one of them! I've heard them! I've heard them!
Fuck it up!
Okay, let me know if some of it's in there.
EEEH!
We're going to destroy submarines!
They don't get away with them!
Hey, wait, are they trying to take our submarines?
I don't know if they're destroying our submarines.
Someone was, someone was, someone was.
No, someone, someone tried to take them, someone tried to take them.
Whoa!
Oh
I'll get a 12 of them. Yeah, let's go back for another 12. Oh my god
I'm running through water 14!
Yeah!
Nice!
I killed Vicky up! I just killed Vicky up!
I killed Vicky up! I just killed Vicky up!
I killed Vicky up! I killed Vicky up!
Hell yeah! I just killed a hundred!
I killed a hundred of them!
I'm loading them up! I'm loading them up down here!
Come on, I do quick reload! Quick reload!
Quick reload!
Quick reload!
Can you give me a little sauce?
I can give you a little sauce, absolutely! Here you go, Bunch!
There you go! There you go, Bunch!
Alright, another strafe and Bunch! Get a sit there, Bunch! Get a sit there!
is real low it is real low too I'm gonna line them up
I'm gonna line them up
Get out of here, dude! Get out of here!
Another dead man! Another dead man, brother!
We aren't doing America proud!
Do you know what, dude? Drop the object here!
Hey! You drop the object here, I'm gonna kill all the fuckwins!
It's just a bunch of
Is that guy colored blind is that guy an idiot is everything all right
No, no, I already put most of it. Oh, I got on your body. Oh, there's literally nothing in your backpack. No, yeah
No, I think it should be I keep what I need one
Okay
I tried to tell him
I tried to tell him
Thank you sir
Thank you sir
We've been one of yours now
I'm for an eye mother fucker
I've been working
We should get the coke though
We were making
We were making
We were making
We were making
I had like two more stacks
Oh team is about to raid guys
We're about to raid
We're about to raid
I think so
I think so
We need to fly there
Let's see if we can get a spectacular some shit
Oh wait, where's my AK?
I'm scrappy outside the Air Force Base.
I'm gonna get you.
You find my AK, boss?
No, I did not.
I have an extra one. Take the stickers.
Oh, it's gonna be us.
We got you, too.
We gotta go.
Let's go.
You want to take a helicopter or are you walking?
Yeah, we can take the scum.
We'll get the quick.
Yeah, yeah.
I
Run boy
Oh my god, wait, are we betraying the Netherlands the Netherlands betrayed us
when these fucking bar stuff earlier this morning while we were getting
rated by the Russians they were killing our ally in the process
they were trying to group our teammates from going up and helping
wait are the Netherlands gonna be in blue no no no they're not they're not
no worry about it
oh shit
what are we getting?
we're taking that nuke right now
we are fucking taking that ass
and the nuke
nuke nuke nuke nuke
ass first
oh my goodness
What color will they be?
Yeah, that's a great question, Mr. President.
And he is fine.
Don't kill blue or red? Why don't we not kill red anymore?
Is there any reason we're not going red?
Everybody tell me not to kill red. I thought Asia was our enemy.
I gotta pee. I gotta pee.
We're out of agitation. Don't shoot back. Don't shoot back.
Don't surrender. Don't surrender. We're out of agitation. They're out of this place.
Right.
It's...
I need a better one.
Let's go! We need to work together!
We're going to stay here for now.
I'm going to go around again. Get back.
Thanks, thank you, thank you.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Are you okay?
The walls are fucking okay!
Oh shit!
Watch your back, watch your back, over there, over there.
Don't shoot right or I'm gonna die!
Don't shoot right, don't shoot right.
Go, go, go, go!
Oh shit!
It's fucking DNA boys!
It's fucking DNA!
There's a few of them, John.
There's a few of them, John.
All right, cut.
Okay.
I got too much.
Oh, shit! They're pushing for the left!
Push outside.
We're going to spawn at the base, we're going to take a plane and we're the best pilots in the world so we're going to...
I have multiple vent over there, I'm all going to multi-bush, multi-bush.
Okay, I have one but it's not there yet.
Attack highly coming in from the east! Two attack highly coming in from the east!
Move to the two-show, let the two-show!
Move, move, move!
I'm going to spawn drone and I'm going to try and give you a few more. Make sure you have the space on your base. I'll give you some more.
Run!
Hey, real quick, murder me.
Oh my God, go!
You're this bastard! This bastard wants to shoot me!
No! I hope we're spanish!
Oh!
Damn it!
Dammit!
Oh, you got an L96!
Wait a minute, are you survived the Air Force?
Yeah, yeah, I'm at the Air Force.
Let's take a helicopter. Let's take a helicopter over.
We'll do something about it.
What's your major's point?
I need another silly major as well.
You want to fly?
Me?
Yeah!
No.
I'm not that good at anything.
That won't...
We don't need it where we're going, brother.
We'll fucking figure it out.
Figure it out.
Fucking love, brother.
Lock and load.
Man, let me get some armor.
Let me get some armor.
I
Good enough lock and load brother lock and load open up that door
I
Oh, you worry we're gonna go save America
We're coming boys! Lock and load, boys!
Oh, I want you to load down every communist you see.
You understand me, John? Thank you, Mr. President.
Lock and load, boys. Lock and load.
There we go.
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait. Push, push!
What's a good song for this occasion, Mr. John?
I'm playing Warpigs.
Warpigs?
It's gonna last for like, 35 seconds.
Warpigs, you said, is that a good one?
Yeah. Warpigs, go to 50 seconds.
Uh, 40 seconds.
Excuse me while I'm making my YouTube channel.
Why do you want to know what you could have built?
If you had the shot, I would have done this.
Is this all by Sony? Is this by Sony or Warne Brothers?
This is the Honest Kitchen's homemade dehydrated dog food.
Is this all by Sony or Warne Brothers?
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
I'M AMI!
Dude, that guy's on the bridge!
Fuck you!
I know what I know what!
Hell yeah, brother!
Oh, Lodger!
Well, this is the wrong side.
Oh, shit.
I'm going into another straight run!
I'm gonna be blown, John!
Oh, shit, I can't do I can't do it!
Yes, another bridge!
Oh, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
We're cooking a fire!
Oh
I'm proud we did pretty good out there
We did pretty good out there John. Now. Let's do it again
Let's do it all over again. I want the front lines about the front lines. Oh shit
I'm with the enemy, I'm with the enemy right now.
I see you got it, I see you got it.
I see you got it.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, I got an AK, I got an AK!
I'm right here.
I'm just gonna get it.
Wait, I'm actually, wait, wait, come on, come on, come on, come on.
What?
Oh, what do you mean?
I have no idea.
I'm just gonna get it.
What can you hear better if we don't talk?
I'm doing it.
And I'm fucking walking.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I'm just...
Oh, shit, there's a guy right here!
Just up, John, let's go.
I don't have any... there's no guns or ammo anywhere.
Um, look over here.
I got one, I got one, I got one.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
We need to go back here.
I have to hurry, I'm gonna fly out.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, oh, we need to open this. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Maybe we should open it before we... Yeah, maybe.
Oh wait. Where'd my gun go? Where'd my gun go?
Oh
There's no guns
What the hell, whoa wait wait guys something's happening guys, there's six scrappies coming
in from the south, seven, eight, eight scrappies coming in from the south!
To the right, to the right, to the way, eight full scrappies, eight full scrappies!
Oh shit.
Oh wait, are they coming back to us?
I don't know but the, the, the, the run out trappies, the landing run trappies!
ready John we about to go crazy
oh my god this is the woman of our
lifetime I'm getting rid of that Asia
I'm getting rid of that Asia coming to help
oh it's Asia I don't know I might be
in one guy I don't know just let us know
we're gonna fuck them up oh shit
20 seconds still
oh my god 20 seconds till we fuck them
they're getting fucked
20 seconds I'm care
oh shit where the hell are the guns at
I can't find a gun
Oh hello Asia, hello!
Can you guys get next you guys?
Wait, that's a kill, that's a kill.
Hey, how you doing boys? You guys got next you guys got next!
Oh thank you boys, thank you boys.
Next come a job, man!
Oh thank you, thank you!
Oh this is the finest fit in all in the west!
Thank you, thank you!
You ready to go hard though? Let's fucking go!
I've been taken over the farm boys, we need to take it back!
Charge!
This guy's following us on the road, I'm gonna defend him.
Go, go, go!
What?
That's a fit marker, so how much health?
Oh shit! It was Asia by the way, it was Asia!
Asia by the way, that's huge!
I'm dead, I'm dead, it's all of you.
No, okay!
You did not kill me brother.
Pop this!
Oh
Guys, they have tons of fucking materials and they're about to build a huge Asia farm
shoot em, shoot em, no take em
why is my body hanging off the roof
shoot em, no take em
how far is it?
shoot em
so this is the thing
hey, these are all for now
hey, they're all for now
so what if we're gonna kill the famer?
so what if we're gonna kill the famer?
what a f***
f***
guys there's a backpack there should be lots all right now we're going to
Now we're cooking once I have a full kid and I'm ready to look
We guys have we go ahead
I'm getting a helicopter
Well, holy shit, this is a backpack these guys are on organize
I've got a full backpack of metal fragments out the middle of nowhere. Oh my god
I have like 740 metal on me
I'm just trying to get in the direction in which the shot was going from.
Okay, alright.
Move back, move back!
We're gonna be territory.
Keep doing God's work, soldiers.
Oh, yeah.
I
Get that stuff back and China just lost a ton of stuff in that backpack full farm type stuff
That's my main message is give that back back to China
I will not rest until that mission is complete.
I can't read you what's on the killing side because I suck, but I can get a back.
Oh my god! I'm a big vibes guy. I'm a big vibes guy.
I just found another backpack that has a whole fucking column of rockets! Real rockets!
Oh, that shit!
What is going on around here?
It's just how you run your military!
Oh shit.
What the...
Oh, you fucking...
Yeah, I hate kids.
Look at that, I just found a whole column of rockets.
I found a whole column of rockets in this backpack.
Who do I give it to? Who do I give it to?
I'm gonna die.
Look at that, look at that, take these, take these, take these, take these.
Hey, who are you gonna shot from?
How did he even die?
Back to you, back to you, back to you, back to you, back to you, back to you!
Oh, I'm not the sin, I'm not the sin!
Where do I go, where do I go?
Where do I go? Where do I go?
Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go?
Mr. Knutts? Oh, I wish my wife would.
Oh, I see.
You love watching you. That is always the first place.
Save pregnancy!
I've never had that request before.
Very safe pregnancy, man.
I should be in the same list with a safe plane flight.
I'm safe pregnancy.
Are these good guys?
fucking you know what I don't want to put the rockets I don't want to put the
rockets boys into the heart of communism
oh that's me you actual fucking moron you literal are you colorblind these guys
actually colorblind when they aim at someone do they go oh
Lee, what does that mean?
Like I was literally blue!
Look down, you're wearing the same color!
I thought this whole wearing the same color suit would help,
but unfortunately it requires the army to have an IQ of over 20!
huge fan, huge fan, huge fan, nice to meet you
oh my god, this is shit everywhere
I'm getting rich, I'm getting rich, I'm getting rich tonight
RIP communism
I'm getting ridstidied!
I'm getting ridstidied!
R-I-V-Cabinism!
I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
I am cooking, I am cooking!
I have no idea if there's even anyone there after shooting.
Are these helicopter shots? Are these helicopter shots?
Oh, no, it's ours.
Oh, no, it's ours.
Oh.
Yeah, you're right.
Find that tray case.
Jenna, I keep finding these backpacks with like 20 rockets in them, and then our team kills me.
There's like 12 of them around here.
Ha ha ha.
This UI fucking sucks, bro.
I can't see shit.
Oh
oh that's an enemy oh my god guys there's a real enemy over here real enemy
I don't have a gun real enemy this way this way that way that way that way that way
none of us have guns bruh
hey guys got a guy hold on what I'm doing
get him good boys that is good
good work good work there's no need for a barrel for us
and he's dangerous he just fucked me
guys you don't have to remission without a line
I
Will fuck him for you
No, I've got a gun for a whole army
I
Fucked him and he fucked me
Go to my body behind her like 10 feet. There's a hundred guns. I gotta buy that. I'm gonna know I've got it all
Now we die
There's a guy over here, we need to kill him!
Nooooooooooooooooo!
It's the same guy!
It's the same guy!
Nice.
Nice.
Yes.
Communism, they're pushing back.
They're pushing back.
Yeah, pushing back.
They're pushing back.
They're pushing back high.
They're pushing back high.
We need to pop off here, we need to pop off here.
What?
I thought this guy was dead again.
He's just sitting in a bush.
All those AKs are still there, but it's a job with one guy guarding him, and he's like half out.
Okay, I'm sorry, don't do that.
Is his name Duke?
Yes, his name is Duke!
Yes, his name is Duke!
How did we know?
He fucked my ass.
We have to kill that motherfucker.
We need to fuck his ass!
We have to kill him!
We have to kill him!
We need to fuck his ass.
I'M COMING BACK!
Oh, okay.
That was good attempt.
Come to Air Force, where are the adept?
Where are the adept?
I have 30 seconds.
I'm on the way back.
I won't let you down.
I won't let you down.
I'm coming boys.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
I'm gonna make these communists pay.
I'm gonna make these communist paid blood
We're gonna have to bring out a whole nation to stop me. I'm about to give them a wallop
Five-second boys not good boys. I can
Are we ready in the base?
We these winning is what I'm doing working is what I'm doing happy
So I want to know that I need to know
That's a Leo
Guys, there's bad people inside the Colosseum, by the way. Bad people inside the Colosseum.
It's up my eye.
Oh, shit! Oh, what is that? Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, there's some, some. There's some, some.
Are we attacking no way? We're not attacking the Netherlands!
Oh, there's Duke!
There's Duke and Duke.
Oh, that's an enemy right there. Okay, it's time to beat my maker. Unless he's blind.
That's gonna be good. He does seem to be blind. He seems to be blind in one eye and 50% sight in the other.
That's always good. It's always good
That's your beds. I feel like I'm helping I guys I know it doesn't really feel like we're doing a lot guys
But I like the thing that we're helping
I mean we are having messes. Yeah, I feel like
I like what you got some work. It keeps the morale on this is like, you know
These feet like we're not morale is 80% of the battle browns a better. That's right
The bad guy right in front of me
This is gonna be a killer, man. That would be nice
That's a boost. I'm so laggy holy shit
I got your boobs and something
Damn it, that's a cookie server. Oh shaggable text rifle. Be shut. Be shut boy bucket it
one
copy this down boys one god you missed that beautiful beautiful
I
I'll tell you, you've got America proud of you.
You will have a metal mother or whatever.
Holy shit.
Oh, he's not actually a guy like you.
How are you saying that?
I'm gonna say that for you.
I have a bold action, I have a bold action which is just killing me.
Wait, wait, kill somebody, kill somebody.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh yeah.
You ready with the, uh, oh shit there's a guy!
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Hold on.
I've got some real bad if you want to play sound like a little farm that we
need to respond really fast. I've got real I've got real bags which I would
metal everything was put a little fog yeah it's a brush yeah I've got I've got
I
Okay, okay
What was that I'm gonna look forward oh
This is beautiful this beautiful. Oh, I don't have a door. I'm gonna door. I do it
Beautiful beautiful beautiful
Yeah, yeah, it's metal out the middle of the hike one. I got two of my clothes. I'm out. Yeah, fuck fuck it
Fuck it! No, no, no. It's metal. It's metal.
It's metal.
Drop me a little bit of metal. Drop me a little bit of metal. I'll make some dust.
Wait, wait. I'm gonna make some dust. I'll get some dust.
Okay, okay, okay.
You can drop me the best if you want to. I'll put the best stuff.
Here's one, two, three, four, five ships.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
Here we go, there we go.
Beautiful, beautiful. This is beautiful.
Oh, we have a road far which fucking go. Let's go
You all even make I'll even make a little little chest yeah
Yeah, I got one large enough to make one large test. Let's see unless you're back to where you're actually wait
No, no, no, no, okay. I got one. Oh, yeah one large. Yes. Let's just put the most important stuff in there
Woohoo, now we're a good good boys.
You guys, we drop here and kill communists and drop their AKs and here at the end of the war we'll just come back and grab it all.
Yeah!
Let's go, baby.
Did you put down a bed for me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should have fun.
Beautiful, beautiful.
What you think?
Are you naked?
Let's give him steam.
Let's give them steel, boys! Let's give them steel!
Yeah!
Let's pride!
Tom!
Uh, silly question.
Yeah?
What's our alliance wearing, nowadays?
Uh, red, red, red, red.
Yeah, but like, with press stuff?
Uh, press? Just, just kill all the pressies, pressies, pressies!
Use that, like...
Just kill the commies!
I just, I just stole...
700 high-quality metal, like, 2000 low-grade fuel, and a bunch of stuff.
Wait, wait, put that, put it in the fob, put it in the fob, do you see the fob?
I'm putting it in a
Beautiful I put it in the Air Force. I put it in the Air Force
What
This is ridiculous this is ridiculous do my shit back
Did you put my bed down?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Ah, man, thank you.
Ah, I got you, I got you.
Jack has to steal my stuff!
Oh, no, he's just sleeping.
He said he didn't sleep.
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on.
Hold on, I'm just grabbing my stuff.
Just grab my stuff.
He's my stuff.
Grab my stuff.
Hold on, now.
It's my stuff.
I just woke up here.
I just woke up here.
I was guarding your body, someone was trying to take your stuff, I saw your body, I was trying to stop him from stealing your stuff, there was a guy trying to steal his...
I was framed! I was framed!
He was wearing red!
It wasn't me!
I don't think that guy understands what I'm saying.
They're making progress, they're making great progress.
What is he intimidated?
He's intimidated.
I got my stuff back in the front!
Where are these companies at?
Where are the Communities at?
Where are the Communities at?
Where are the Communities at?
Right in front of me!
Right in front of me!
No, no!
A lot of Communities are over there.
They're controlling in front of the base.
The island city inside is scared.
They're shaking.
Where are we?
Oh, she's coming!
Oh, she...
Why she got me?
Hey what?
Oh I killed one I killed one!
Beautiful new body.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I shot this person!
Thank you Mr. Momentum!
Thank you Mr. Momentum!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Where's this man?
I'm being died but America will live on forever!
I don't even know what you said but I'm gonna kill every communist on planet Earth!
Let's get by Mr President!
I'm getting two frames per baby!
Come here, come here!
Okay guys guys guys I'm getting five frames per whenever it feels like
Is there any way to push the right rock? Is there any way? Make more frames or get more frames or go?
Get one? No, no, no, no. Ask nicely. Just the more frames.
Wait, I'm going to turn down everything. I'm going to turn down everything.
What is it?
Like draw distance maybe we'll have draw distance.
Put on the draw distance we'll have a little bit for sure.
Dizzy, what the fuck are you doing?
Hell yeah, this shit's gonna look like Minecraft, but I'm gonna be able to shoot somebody.
Well, you're in the white house.
You're in the white house?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
You call it a 200?
Wait, what a zero?
What a zero?
Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go!
You getting my pistol, P?
Um, no, I don't think so, but you know.
What's that?
Uh, well, it's kinda cool that you can see through walls.
Oh.
The nukes are now live, apparently nukes are now live, they can't be used, the nukes can't be used right now!
Oh, I did it!
Oh no, there's my stuff back!
I'm going in!
Go, go, go!
Oh yeah, I'm getting zero more brakes. I might end up getting less brakes.
I was just shot by my own team.
Okay, and I'm dead. Okay, so this is what's going good.
How's the war treat you, Mr. John?
Help! Help me, please, God! Please, God, help me, please! I'm suffering!
There's a lot of pictures.
There's a bunch of drops.
You just fucked it all up.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
God speed brother. God speed.
God speed. I'm going back in.
I came over to the kitchen.
I'm going to have to escort you.
Oh, and she's coming to fucking kill him.
I'm killing my brother.
Oh, damn it.
I can't even get my stuff back it
I know we're like 10 AK's are gonna be fully let's go like 10 a guitar put your trust in
me or that's putting all the things in you put it in me by
Oh, I'm sticking it in.
Is something happening over back in Bates?
I've already seen...
Oh, is there like a meeting?
Someone must have taken the lights off for a second, yeah.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Oh, oh!
Oh, there's nothing, there's nothing, there's nothing.
I know, I know where it is, I know exactly where it is, I found it somewhere.
I'm like, where the fuck am I?
Oh, are they following you?
Follow me, boss, follow me.
And the best part about it is, is it's completely safe.
It's completely safe.
It's gonna 100% save.
Guarantees you survive.
Guarantees you survive.
It's 100% save.
It's right over here.
Right back to the front, off the left.
Right here, right here.
Coming off, coming off, coming off.
Oh shit, there's like hundreds of rockets!
Two in the back, two in the back!
Oh yeah, one in the back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Two rockets, two rockets, two rockets.
Are you ready to lose? I'm gonna explode it.
No, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Can you revive me?
I'm fully lagged out. I can't do anything.
Wait, wait, he can't revive me. Can you revive me much?
No, I'm not. I'm not.
I got you, I got you.
He's walking something out. He's walking through the valley.
In these bags.
Oh, come on.
Come on, come on.
Okay, just keep it down, please.
He needs to run, thank you.
Keep it up, man.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh my god.
Oh shit, there's so much shit. Oh my god.
Oh shit, oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're looting. Why are you down?
You're looting. Why are you down?
I got so much fun!
I got so much fun!
It's smoked! It's smoked!
No, no, no!
Alright, we're through the rush!
We've taken two up!
You take that, you, for America!
Yes, sir!
You want a rocket launcher? It's a rocket? I got two!
Oh, yeah, I need a rocket launcher!
Do you know where you go? Are you here for a rocket?
Yeah, yeah, beautiful!
I see rockets!
Oh, it's so strange!
What the hell is this? Is this our war fob?
Oh, I think the doors aren't meant to be again.
I think I'm actually inside this base.
That's why I'm actually not inside this base.
You know, I think I actually might be inside this base.
There's a fob right here. It's built for battle.
Take this you come in this passage!
I got you, I'm still alive.
Oh, I'm actually- I'm actually doing so much workin'!
I'm cookin', I'm cookin', I'm cookin'!
Go ahead, Mr. Pete. Go ahead.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh, I'm not alive anymore. Let me show you a ranch. I'm not alive anymore.
But I have tons of stuff on my body. I have multiple AKs, rockets, everything to get to my body.
Go back, go back!
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
I see, we're making a pretty big difference here. It's going pretty good.
We are leading the forces into victory.
We are leading the forces into victory.
Hell yeah, we are!
Hell yeah.
Are you okay? Are you guys okay over there soldiers?
What are you guys doing?
We're doing fantastic.
Where's our nuke at?
It's still there, it's still there.
I don't think it matters.
He's getting me.
Oh no, the red one. Where's the red one at?
It's still on base, it's still on base.
Oh god, I can't see it.
Yeah, I can see it.
He's going to take it from behind now.
That's our teammate, he's just stupid.
I got a couple things, I got a couple things.
I got even more things! I got even more things!
May that air support come in. I got even more things! I got even more things!
Do you want to extract? No, no, no, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
Hold on right here to me. I'm... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
I'll get it, boys!
I'm on my way to the salon. Come on, boy.
Come on in! Big, big, big, big, shotgun! Big, big, big, shotgun!
Hello, gentlemen, hello!
Hello, gentlemen!
Where are the rockets? Where are the rockets?
Where are the rockets?
I got your rockets too!
You gotta give them steel!
You gotta give them steel, boys!
Or nothing bad!
I
I'm gonna break more of the compound.
Get in there, take the shit.
I'm putting the fuck back here.
I'll do another seat bag.
What's your lead?
Beautiful, beautiful.
I know what you're saying boss, but I'm giving you steals to them and to the communists!
Oh my god.
Oh, this is so sad.
Well, I'll be pleased, and I'm just gonna be sorry.
Fuckers!
Rockets is fucking murdered!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh my fucking god!
We need to get the rockets right.
We need to let us...
We need to let us go to the big left store tower, we need to fuck his ass.
You?
I got the gpu, I got the gpu here.
I'm on the bike.
I have so much FPS.
Where are you?
He got him to the front line.
I'm here, Mr. P. I'm here, Mr. P.
What do you need?
What do you need?
Oh, shit, I'm gonna jump.
I'm gonna move.
I want John.
I want John.
I go here.
I go here.
I should all.
Oh, yeah.
Take this.
Take this.
You watch, you watch.
Oh, not actual nukes, but like hypothetical nukes.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, metaphorical.
I'm gonna drink all this person's teas.
Who's the fuck?
Third in the harbor, third in the harbor.
This guy, fuck this guy.
And we're throwing the teas in the harbor, boys.
We're throwing these teas in the harbor for America!
For America!
I'm putting these teas in the harbor!
Yes! I'm with these jeans and the armor!
Do you need more heels?
No, I got them! I got them!
Do you want a tank? Do you want a tank? Do you want a tank?
Keep body 2.0 pinched!
Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!
I'm going back while my body's on the pier right behind the base of the building.
I'm going to climb the massive tower of Lettuce.
I'm going up.
I'm going to climb the left tower and we're going to fuck them.
Are you on the enemy base?
Oh, I'm going to stick it in for America.
But you're on the enemy base right now?
I'm climbing up the tower on the left, yes, there are people on the enemy base.
Holy shit.
I'm going to come up here.
That's a brave warrior right there, boys. That is a brave warrior right there.
Can you get our stuff and go up there and help me?
Shit.
Okay, well, how was he doing that, sir? It looks like he's doing something important.
He's probably climbing the top.
Oh, coming, boys!
Oh, okay. Alright then.
Okay.
Dude, there's an I.D.M. SHH hitman that's right next to the river that keeps shooting me.
Wait, there's a communist right there.
Where are you?
Hey! You fucking communist! Communist scumbag bitch!
You like that, huh?
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Good work.
Good work.
Thank you brother.
Thank you brother.
Oh, thank you sir, thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Speed, brother.
God speed, brother.
God speed.
Get back to the front lines.
You don't mention you conquered the tower?
We are told the tower is.
Oh, they could bust you down here, bitch.
We'll be able to go our stuff now.
I think that's really like 9-by-7.
See how this fucking bust us.
Oh my god, I didn't even see that tower.
I did not see that tower before.
At least we can see what our people look like!
I have probably the most expensive computer that money can have.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, yep. I don't know what I do.
Now I just have a great idea of the thing that I do.
And I got shot by a real rocket!
A real rocket!
What makes the raiding man cheese bullets?
Oh, shit!
You guys, I can notice another bomb out here!
I'll find it to the middle!
I can notice another bomb out here!
Oh
O-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!
Hey, go, go, go!
Oh, baby!
Come back inside, come back inside!
I'm gonna fall in between, stop, I'm gonna- I- I'm- I'm- I'm the de-mo-this, I'm the de-mo-this, I'm gonna fall in!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Oh, God, oh, God, which-
Oh, good gracious.
Oh, good graciousness!
Oh, good graciousness!
Graciousness!
Oh, good graciousness!
Oh my god, I got him, boss!
It's so bad, I'm going in!
I don't have any better boss!
If you wait really, really, really fast...
I didn't shoot that one!
Oh my god, that's the technique.
Oh my god, look!
I'm just fed.
Get somebody open this door, I got a depot!
Get somebody open the door!
Get someone open this door right here boys!
I got a depot, I got a depot!
John, is that fucking you?
You open the door for me, Mike!
I got a depot!
Who the fuck is that?
Who's running a fucking horse?
I got so much stuff.
He's searching over the door.
I got a depot.
I got a depot.
I got some stuff.
I got some stuff.
I got some stuff.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I'm blowing up, baby.
I said load your stuff.
I said load your stuff.
Can you lay his back out?
Oh, fuck it.
I'll just go here.
Let's fight.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, he's right here.
Let's find out the boss, Bona.
Oh, that's where you're at, Baja!
We're here!
I'm coming to the tower to the left.
I'm fucking going in!
You got any low-gauge?
The head's on field. The head's on field. I already tried.
I'm shitting. I'm shitting.
We got into fuel. We got into fuel.
We're going to go to the left.
We're going to go to the right.
Is there any low-gauge? Is there any low-gauge?
what the fuck are you what the hell is going on right now
who's like that
I'm on it
got him
oh my god
guys I literally cannot even
see what's happening on my screen
my own screen
it's jeopardized
who the fuck are you
oh shit oh shit oh shit
we're winning we're winning
Oh
We're going right into the heart of communism. We ain't stop until they're dead or we're dead
If I even judge a rock weird and it's exploding
What is all this let's go down right here
fucker these guys in there man I don't have any ammo I should put my ammo away I don't need it
should be able to give me 5.56 I need to give me 5.56
what the hell is this place this is a good place
West Grolls simulation
thank you sir thank you sir
there you go sir there you go sir there you go right there this is where I'm going in
Alright, on me! Raid birds! Come on, brother! Come on, Raid birds!
We need to hold this room. They're bringing so much food. We're bringing so much food. We need to hold this area.
Oh my God, I just found the motherload of heels. I just found the motherload of heels. I'm ready. I'm ready to grab her.
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
There's a turret. There's a torrent.
Oh shit.
Don't I have some of the heels? Do you need heels? Do you need heels?
No, no, I haven't shit fun to
No, we gotta get in there we gotta get in there
I kill the communist
Indicates
I know where I hit that one.
You see that?
I didn't see it on my screen.
What?
I know where that's going in!
I'm going in, brother!
Let's go!
God!
Oh, my God.
What the?
What the?
What the?
Oh, my God.
What?
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What?
What's coming down?
What's coming down?
It's got full metal communism.
It's an M-16.
I don't even know that one.
I thought that was an admin.
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit!
I need your help, I need your help!
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Oyo, where are you at?
I'm fully led to old Mr. P.
I can't play.
There's comedians everywhere!
I'm trying!
Oh my god, I didn't do it in the middle of the night.
Come here, some life, come here some life!
Come here, some life, come here some life, watch out!
We can, we can, we can, we can!
I can't hit him, I can't hit him!
Rockets, rockets!
Guys, that's a whole bunch of rocket launchers!
I can't shoot it unless it's docked on a helicopter!
I can't shoot it unless it's docked on a helicopter!
I
Watch it
Unless you're
LeBron James, baby, it's a job, right? That's not good
Yeah, we had to kill the side. Let's use the killer side. We can move forward to the next wall
Oh
My god, I didn't even miss a single shot. Oh, I don't even launch. I'm fucked
I've got him. He's a jay-jay. Come here. Stop coming down. Nice good work. Good work
Okay, if mine, those shots just get registered, fantastic.
I'm going in!
Wait, no, I can't, I don't have much.
Wait, oh, can you give me some more shots?
I'm almost to the out of wall, I'm almost to the out of wall.
I'll try, I'll try, much.
Oh my god, there's like four of them now.
Everybody, I can't kill that guy, it's just that there was a hundred of them behind that wall.
I'm too dead, I'm too dead.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
I think you can shoot me with a bomb, fantastic.
I think we're probably just outside of our base.
Oh shit.
What?
Oh shit. Oh god.
It's over me boys. It's over me. It's my life's dead.
It's my life's dead.
Oh god. Oh no.
I'll wrench!
You son of a bitch!
I
Anything bad happening here?
Yeah, yeah, this will definitely work.
100% success rate on this.
Hey, don't shoot us!
I'm on my way, boss.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
On D-Day, this is great.
I'm almost back to my stuff.
There's another kit right here as well.
There's multiple kits, multiple kits.
Is yours on this, yours?
Oh, nice.
I'm on my way, boss.
Oh, I'm back out, I'm back out, I'm back out, we're back on the scene boys!
Fuck it, loud!
Oh shit.
Javi's down!
Beautiful, beautiful.
He's lost, he's lost, man, really bad, really bad.
Oh, okay, nevermind, I got shot from the same angle.
Guys, we have to sweep left, we have to sweep left.
We have to sweep left.
They're on to me, they're on to me, they're sweeping right, we have to sweep left.
Oh, shit.
Get me, get me, get me!
We're gonna steal this nuke and then we're gonna use it on that way we have all three
nukes.
Well I have two nukes.
We still don't have the last piece.
But that's the whole reason we're here John, it's the biggest place to steal the nuke.
Okay.
I thought we were just doing one of those silly push-ups.
Thanks for watching guys.
Fuck you, you communist son of a bitch!
Get out of here!
Go back to your comic book!
I don't want to listen to you push it.
Well, I see why it's me.
Fuck you, you communist son of a bitch!
Get out of here! Go back to your comic country!
I'm a...
I'm a...
Yeah!
My man!
My man!
Hello, pizza!
Thank you, sir! Thank you, sir!
Just kill him, communist, any way I know how!
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir, brother.
Hey, Don!
Yeah, what's up?
Lock it!
Oh, I'm locked in!
I am locked in! I can promise you that, Fudge!
I am locked in!
Peter, take this! Peter, take this!
Peter, take this! Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter!
Thank you, Fudge! Thank you, Fudge!
I'll give him steel!
I'll give him steel!
Excuse me.
Close up, Shed-O!
Man back to life!
For the...
For the cause!
I'm rocking in the beach!
I just shot him with the rocket launcher and he ate it.
Oh, it's the White House got raided. Is that true?
Oh, that's true. You get one guy. You get one guy. You get one guy.
No, they're saying it in the chat. Like, the game chat in here.
Oh, I used to get one guy. I used to get one guy.
Oh, why did you do that?
That's not my computer, it's my computer!
I'm gonna get rid of it!
I physically can't go up any further than this!
Get the hell out of here!
Fuck!
Give up steel, boys!
Give up steel!
Go, go, go!
Take him down!
Please, battery!
Well, they spat, fucker.
I don't know what they're saying.
What the fuck do you want?
Let him live!
My body!
Oh
I have it!
Any way!
Fighting by flying!
Fascinating.
Really fascinating.
Very fast, Nate. Very fast, Nate.
Ah!
Better gaming cheer, better gaming cheer.
Out of percent, out of percent.
John, how's the warfight going on your head, Vons?
What'd you say?
How's the warfight going on your head, Vons?
It's going so good!
Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah.
I'm gonna go try to reclaim all that stuff we left in the water real quick just one more time.
There is a communist.
Hopefully he's a blind communist.
He does appear to be blind.
Oh my god, there's another communist.
Every time you think there's only one communist,
Mr. Tom, there's another communist.
They multiply like beavers.
Right back to it.
I don't even know if beavers multiply.
They multiply a lot.
They do?
Be a problem, though.
Yes, I don't want to think of that, though.
Wait, there's a...
Wait, there's a communist on our first mob!
Wait, there's a communist on our first mob, guys!
Holy kid, oans!
Oh, we gotta go kill him!
Oh, we gotta go get him!
I gotta be in the hide of the strap. Oh, fuck, Tommy.
I-I-I gotta kill a communist. This is communist on our first mob.
We can't lose that mob, we can't lose that mob!
I'm gonna try spotting
Go go go. There's a funny back here the fight back here. Yeah, I see another one
We should be dead
Leave it!
How is he not dead?
How is he not dead? I hit him seven times with a leg!
What?
What?
What?
Where were you?
I've been havin'.
I've been havin' at the Great Prairie Games.
Mr. Jesus, he's made me off my sand.
Oh, I see the commie.
Yep, I see him, I see him.
He's run by, he's got my achy, go run by him, my achy's right in front of the walkie-talkie.
If I could move, if I could move, that'd be nice.
Oh, I think the entire world just froze and bells hadn't.
No, no, everyone else, everyone else is lagging, we are not.
Ah, okay, alright, okay.
We're in the toughest mines, at least.
All right, I am dry helping the ground looking for pennies. Hey John, how you doing boss?
That's how you do it
You figured that out fast. You're a quick learner. You are a quick learner, Mrs. John. Let me tell you
I should have figured the way to get you was take a five five six
I literally shot that cop in his seven times of the day gay and he's walking off. He shoots me twice and resembles me to his bullies
I'm just registered. I think he's in the server
He's not even on the internet. He's got an ethernet plug from his computer for new cameras.
A good server box is his graphics card.
That's right. That's right.
I have four bullets in an AK.
Is that worth digging out?
That's what you're taking off, boss.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, we ride.
All I need is four bullets.
Four bullets four kills boys
As soon as I kill this commie's mansion
And I'm on
The body with the ammo on it right here
25
Light him?
Where's the bullet jack? I died right here!
Oh fantastic, where's the retreat?
Oh my god
What? I sweet the line
Where's the retreat?
Sweet little treat
Sweet little treat?
A sweet little treat
Oh my god my head is so smooth
I have 60 FPS
What?
I don't have FPS
What'd you do?
I'll be bored
I'll be gay
I like a lot, a lot, a lot
Last time I did that, I watched you guys for 25 minutes.
I don't know if I want to do that again.
They'll agree, my friend.
They'll agree.
No, we're not supposed to sleep in.
Are we making progress?
Making progress?
I'm going to trade.
We can get in there and take that nuke.
No, I just don't.
Oh, Mr. Fury, bubba, good boy, good man, good outfit!
Thank you, my boy, appreciate it, my boy!
He's just standing in the front with the rockets.
What are they doing in my face?
This is beautiful, this is massive.
We're taking this nuke right here, that's why we're gonna raid this guy.
We're taking this nuke, he's got a nuke in his face.
Holy, this is big, this is big.
Okay, well, this is massive.
Guys, the nuke is moving, do you see that?
Who's moving?
They're shaking, they're trying to move it, man, but yeah.
Yeah, they about to attempt to...
Okay.
They have to run. That's the way they're gonna like run away.
They can't, they can't.
The best part of this entire event is having peanuts streamed just like five seconds delayed.
So I hear it and then I look up and watch how he gets skull fucked.
Yeah.
And so he gets his sense of sweet.
Oh my god. Our Air Force is getting raided.
Air Force is getting raided.
Watch it.
Yeah.
Oh, come here boss, come here boss.
First I gotta kill this communist.
Are you like communism, do you bastard?
You like communism, huh?
How do you like this?
I feel a bit of freedom you son of a bitch!
I don't have a gun.
Give me that. Give me that.
Fuck you!
Fuck you son of a bitch!
Oh, I got reinforcements!
I got reinforcements!
Kill this communist bastard!
Kill him and kill him!
Kill this communist bastard!
Archibald, what are you doing?
I don't know, I can't see his body.
Oh.
There's people on top of the dome, Mr. P.
Really? What the hell are they doing up there?
They're shooting down.
As I'm telling you, I see the nuke moving right before my very eyes.
I think they're about to try and transport it to another base.
We see we have to intercept it.
Yeah, we do. We don't.
There's people on the hill in front of us. What's up?
I'm going for a massive flank to the right.
I'll juggle in for a weapon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This way giant no miss flake I'm going for
Mungus oh, it's a nice job
My god, they're getting fucked. Are you a communist?
Are you a communist?
Chopped oh, it's okay. We got
I
look for yours oh I got ears I got ears I got ears
nice nice nice
let's go
we're cooking we're cooking
I need to
I can't put it with the basic right now
since I'm from Germany it's like the biggest of it
I need to go a little further away
I'm not extra sharp, John you need some stuff I
I'm extra sharp I'm extra sharp
it's one and only
it's one and only, it's one and only
it's one and only, I got plenty of extra sharp
right now we'll take it right we'll take it right
big slay big slay more america
big slay big slay i'll push up push up push it
get a communist get a communist
get a communist
oh my god this is what shit oh shit oh shit
wait what wait wait what is the communist behind us
oh what i'm not i'm just down here the communist is dead so we kill him so we
Oh
Oh
Fucking coming this bastard. I'm sitting you to death
That guy's just been running around fucking dying. I think he's into it
you ever do well get I can do go loon you have a hole in the drain for a balloon
I'm gonna come take some of this
Fina do you make it?
I got touch the blue you gotta be gotta be gotta be gotta be gotta be gotta be come on come on come on come on come on
I got an AK Jina I got an AK
I got a Jina
I got one I got one
You fuck you
I'm dunking on Norway I hear Pina
I can't fucking fight Norway
You're not even fighting Norway
Yeah, put it all on.
Obviously, I'm gonna switch up these backpacks, so we will find it, so we will find it.
Perfect.
Oh, we gotta flick right, we gotta flick right.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah!
I was in the back, because I was like, oh, whoa!
Very nice, very nice.
I'm gonna take these backpacks, okay, pick up all the little women out there.
Go, go, go!
Get in it!
I don't want to make it.
Come on, Mr. John, come on, Mr. John!
I'll give you another switch.
He's coming with me, coming with me.
Oh, come here!
Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah.
Woo-hoo!
Come here so I can sneak past and I'll put my defense.
Oh, come here!
Got him!
Beautiful work, beautiful work.
I'm killing communists that's the right, Mr. Oil, everyday.
I see communists as gay mode.
It's game on brother. I give him speed. I give him speed
Have been changed up this droid
There ain't nothing I like more than killing communists
Oh
Oh, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
I like that, you communist. I have such a nice end to them.
Oh, thank you, John. Thank you again. I so much appreciate it, John. Thank you.
You're welcome, sir. Thank you.
You should work. Thank you too much.
We gotta get it. We gotta get it. We gotta get it.
Go to the bridge! Go to the bridge!
Shoot.
Oh, my God! Oh, that's a good big guy.
Oh, that's a good big guy.
Oh, this is a good big guy.
Oh, what a good big guy.
Oh, that was a good big guy.
Oh, that was a good big guy.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Next to it.
I don't know.
Wait, everybody, I need to kill Peg.
We picked up here.
Who's this guy?
He's a communist?
He's a communist!
Get the kids!
Get the fuck out of the ground!
Pick it up!
Fuck it up!
Look at the girl!
Are you a communist?
Have a gun!
More fucks out now you meds!
I can't see you!
It's too dark!
I can't tell the colors of the...
of the...
of the...
of the...
of the...
of the...
of the...
of the...
of the...
stuff up the close I just really don't want to kill us because they're
in there pretty easily
holy shit
yeah I do it watch I do it I thought it back from like 1080s
that is beautiful that is beautiful mr. president oh thank you thank you look we
guys we use flashlight to the night time to see better think about it
Think about it guys!
And then we can see which colors their clothes are!
Attack! Attack! Attack!
Attack!
I see my D&D AK's, see my D&D guns!
I got guns! I got guns! I got guns! I got guns! I got everything you need!
No AK's on the ground right here boss! AK's on the ground!
Don't ask for ammo though, I have no ammo!
Get right here, boys! Get right here!
God, God, God! More God, more God!
I'm gonna be like, yeah.
No, I don't think there's any lag.
We need to do a few system restock on this server.
Who is shooting me? How am I dying right now?
I need to shoot him like this little crack.
Oh, maybe he's stuck.
Yeah, maybe he's stuck.
I think he should be doing some crack right here.
He might be doing crack.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
I got an accent.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, I'm on a strike!
Oh, I'm on a strike!
Oh, I'm on a strike!
Yeah, there's definitely some of these little crack right here. 100% 100%
You see three floating?
Oh, I'm pretty good myself.
Oh, coconut right there!
I see the flash, I'm gonna do my own guy.
You see what you see the flash there?
I took it, I took it, I took it!
No one has a black line.
This has to see a black line as its old battlefield.
Oh, I see that anyways. Let's ride!
If these copy bastards steal boys!
Take the nuke! Take the nuke!
I'm on it! Go, go!
Take this, you commie master!
Take that, you commie son of a bitch!
Wait, it's me!
Wait, it's me!
Oh shit, back off, back off!
No, that's not gonna be a game for me, that's not gonna be a game for the enemy!
No, it's gonna be great!
Oh, they're using their own technoskills, that's so, my god.
They're throwing them back!
They're throwing them back!
Oh, but it's on!
I'm going to get a shot from someone, I don't even know how to get a shot from a dude, I'm
They're shooting like our feet or something. I don't know if they should do like little cracks in the wall
I'm using the detail of you. Okay. Yeah, I'm dead
I'm telling you what I'm getting shot from bars
Who we get shot from coconut skill me? Oh?
And so that means to me
Coconut just killed like five people there
fantastic
Maybe a gun.
Maybe a gun or two.
Maybe just a gun.
I need you to quicken.
Here we go.
A little bit of gun.
Here we go.
Alright, on fact in action.
Let's ride!
That's alright Mr. President.
Give him a steel, boys! Give him a steel!
Somebody smells like steel.
I feel like a hand man over the edge.
I
Like a John I'm Jay. I could literally
Flick a PowerPoint slide show faster than number frames. I have a guy I'm not even gonna
I'm not telling me everyone is not moving. I'm the only one moving on this entire. I could generate my frames
faster myself by painting them
I'm gonna take an hdm I cord and put it into a fucking leapfrog and I might get better frames watching the
Transformers movie
There's so much loot right there at the beginning there's so much loot
I'm just gonna go over here
Did you need that help
We just just doing that help or wrap to you like 20,000 hours of us in no bitches
Guys
Your TikTok pops up for the first time on my feet and you were catching a fish with your hands
So over there and Jeremy do they have fishing poles they do yeah
just want to use your hands yeah you yeah well you look like the villain kid
from Toy Story. What the hell?
I feel like you're just as autistic.
I can totally see Sin Phillips ripping some rust.
Sin is rust 101. That's like the bottom rust man right there.
That's my man right there, that's my man.
That's your man, I gotta go to the silly ranger while I'm loading.
What, what's he doing?
Be right back, be right back, I gotta go to the silly ranger.
What the fuck?
No.
Oh.
What?
What?
What?
and
Yeah, I uh, re-logged, and I think I'm going... I'm going a little faster.
A little faster.
A little bit, a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Until he made your trumpet force when it's time to try.
That's right, Morris. That's right.
Now let's see how much this lag has improved.
Let's see.
Actually, not bad.
Actually, not too bad.
Wow.
Thank you, right?
Let me see it.
It's not great, but I'm good at a few breaks.
This is nice, it's nice.
The server is still complete, but we can't solve it.
I've got a gun, boys!
Stop going in to kill these gummy bastards!
Why don't we just drop a nuke on them and then take that nuke from the rubble?
We never have made what's ends?
Or nuke rush on them and take that nuke the last one?
There's gonna be a lot of questions.
Uh-huh.
I need some heels.
Uh-huh.
I need some heels.
There we go.
Nice and neat.
Uh-huh.
There we go.
Nice and neat.
Here we go nice nice neat
Here we go
I'm really stuck in so much fun all right now. I can't move at all
You can use a hand and watch what you want.
Oh, we got the TC here?
Dude, I'm full of it.
Guys, we got the TC here.
Yeah, we got TC here.
We got TC, we got TC here.
No way.
Well, yeah.
Beautiful, baby.
Where's the new guy? Where's the new guy?
Fire the new boys find it!
Fuck the GC we need to find the new!
I'm not playing!
I said thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
No, no, no!
I don't know what's going on.
Can you leave us?
We should do that.
We should do that.
Can you play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I said, I do that all.
I said
Where's the new look like?
We should do that we should do that
You get down
I
Was a communist bastard starving to death
Well, I tell you exactly where it is like left and right is not up and down
I hide a new in my pride in the foundations. Yeah, what if they have one of those like bunker situations?
Like we destroy one thing. Yeah, right. They found you on this whole thing.
Mobile chat says it's in a bag. Oh, if you're the type of guys, I already grabbed it and then maybe died.
I'm gettin' rich tonight!
Cheese!
Oh my god, I'm in here, I'm in here.
I'm in this beach.
Oh my god.
I'm gettin' rich now, dude!
Boy, it's like a whole every-four-of-a-full medal of practice!
Holy shit!
Beautiful, beautiful.
Guys, I didn't even know this!
When I...
In my backpack, when I picked him up on the ground, I thought he was empty, and I just had his 24 Rockets in it.
Oh, they're fine. Uh, 27 rockets. 27 rockets.
We're getting rich tonight.
Alright, beaties, how are you?
Are you sure the nuke is in a bag?
Who told her that?
Uh, Coco, I have more rockets. Coco, where are you at?
Coco, I got more rockets.
Don't go where you at, Bunch! I got more rockets!
I'm giving my best.
Mr. Coco, Mr. Coco!
Where are you? Where are you?
Where are you? Who's taking that?
I got you!
Do you think the 50N would stop you?
What?
If I hear the 50N...
They don't want to, Mr. Bunch!
They don't want to, Mr. Bunch!
I'm not letting them happen!
I don't want to be bastards, I'm in!
Is it Roma on our team?
No, no, I don't.
I'm a rocket! I'm a rocket!
Who said that?
Everyone, step back up!
Come on, they should be cool.
Hold it.
This guy's taking a nap on the job!
Ah!
You rock it, rock it, rock it.
Fuck.
Sweet.
You want to go to the shop?
Who the fuck is the new guy?
Give us the new cucumber massage!
Shit, stop, stop, stop!
I'm having a great time.
Yeah, I'm having a great time.
It is.
Good shit, good shit, good shit!
Where's the new guy?
I can't even see, I'm like right on top of the nuke, like genuinely perfectly on top of the nuke, it is either directly above me or directly below me.
Shit! You cannot turn, you cannot!
Is that where the new kids? Is that the bank?
I'll leave you to it.
Take a leave, son. My wife is very frustrated with you.
I've been watching for many, many hours on the Sunday.
Suck through, suck through.
Hey, I'm here for you!
I'll save you on tomorrow.
I'll see if your heart is done taking a big heart.
I'll let you know. I'll let you know. I'll let you know.
Oh, no!
Hey, D-Pinny!
I can't do that. I'm gonna find the dude.
I'll give you his life.
He's right in the middle of the dude.
He is directly above us or directly below us.
You see what you see?
You see, up or down?
We have a new...
You understand me?
We're going to quickly engage to the nuclear...
One.
Do we have it? Do we have it? Do we have the new...
Okay.
We're going to start the...
I think we know.
He has a rocket. He has a rocket.
I think it's up.
I think it's up.
I think it's up.
It's up. It's up.
It's not down.
It's fucking up.
I
What is this fucking server?
What is this fucking server?
What is this? What is that?
I just jumped too deep!
Put it down here! Put it out of our misery!
We gotta get out of here!
Go, go, go!
I
We the good guys have the new grade that the back
Everybody on the road!
Everybody on the road!
The long brief does last, the new event is over.
Oh, they can't shoot at all!
Oh, they can't shoot at all!
Oh, they can't shoot at all!
Oh, they can't shoot at all!
He buys, and he buys.
He buys, and he buys.
Oh, yeah, they happen to see you can't get close.
Yeah, yeah, they say you don't get close.
Yeah, we're getting a bit, we're getting a bit.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, I'm back alive!
I'm gonna wait!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Beautiful.
AC back, AC back, AC back, AC back, AC back!
I think this one is a lot of my stuff here.
There's a lot of goodies from me here.
Oh
Shum shum little shum
Oh shit I'm smiling. Oh shit.
I'm grabbing this much up as I can with this base. I'm grabbing everything I can.
Beautiful. Grab it off. Grab it off. Grab it off. Grab it off. Grab it off. Grab it off. Grab it off.
Fuckin' Communist bastard!
Hell yeah, brother! Hell yeah!
Now you can speak back in, you guys.
I can see back in there some goodies.
Oh, really, Cocoa Ashen Duke.
We're good.
We're good.
Cocoa Ashen Duke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK, we all run into Russia.
Let's get going, though.
We're all going to Russia right now to throw the Duke.
We're not going to get shot at at home.
Yeah, all the teams just instantly run into Russia.
He's got some goodies
I
Miss
We took all of us as attack allies
That's good news.
Oh my god.
Hello, gentlemen. Good work out there, boys.
Yeah, fucking good.
Yeah!
To Russia!
Yeah!
Give me back the fuckers!
They're just dust shot in the head.
We're going to Russia, boys. We're going to Russia.
It's time. It's time in this one for all where are we going we're going to rush out where's Winnie
Like we're running there right now. Remember you can't this
Drive us we have to run there. They have no attack. Oh, we're literally running all the way from the top
I go back to the basement you see if I can loot up
We just kill ourselves and go to the Air Force base and try to think about the base use rate
There's just trying to stop isn't there still guy that I just killed you. Well. Yeah, we kill him and we can take like a
A while
Yeah
I'm gonna back and lose some stuff and be up with them is there any more helicopters on a base I
I can take. I must find a base so I can play the game actually.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Okay, let's go team.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
How to fucking nuke their ass.
Let's move baby.
You're gonna die now.
What's gonna happen pal?
I see a couple goodies and I'm out of here.
It's a couple of goodies, it's a couple of goodies, it's a goodie or two, here we go,
here's a gun, huh?
Alright, maybe my plan wasn't that good.
Alright, my plan wasn't that bad.
Alright, let's do your plan, Giles.
I'm going to the Air Force to grab a new kit.
Yeah?
Okay, I'm killing myself.
We can beat this helicopter, we need one more helicopter.
Perfect, I killed myself.
What do you want in that for the nuke?
Well, I can go back another launcher.
We can just go buy another one.
We gotta touch the scrap, I just bought a whole box.
We got like 10,000 right there.
Perfect.
I see a nuke head.
Nuke game isn't going back, bro.
I like all these shits.
We get the password.
We see here.
What up boys?
I don't think region is the thing, precious.
There we go
He's trying to beat this code
I pulled up my discord it was the guy that sent me the code
Let me make sure there's nothing else in there
I'm just gonna get out of there.
Uh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, I'll go.
Okay, I'm good.
Oh, thank goodness.
That was scary.
It was just on poop.
He sent me the code.
Um.
Hmm.
Come on.
That was scary.
I gotta take a second for one just a moment.
Woo!
Woo!
That was close.
That was close.
Alright.
Alright, I don't have any gear, but I got, I got an AK.
You need a gun? I'll bring a gun.
No, I got a gun.
I just said I have an AK.
Yeah, you need a gun with that AK?
Oh, they're taking the...
Oh, they took a helicopter.
Yeah, I got it.
What are we doing?
You got scrapped.
Why don't we take a train?
Let's take a train, yeah?
We'll be low grade, I'm wooded.
What did you say, oil?
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
I'm wooded.
All right, I got you a gun and a bunch of shit.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Looks like you.
Good work.
I need, I need.
We're gonna we're gonna go and fuck shit up
Like again, I got the little bit. I give tea. How's he the armor?
I'm just me sense if you want fucking would just buy out of cold dead corns. That's right
I do need food
These are what we need to watch for once.
What did I just say, baby? This is the final run.
One of the two.
And we nuke them, get the piece, then we have two more nukes, and then we nuke who else?
Ah, I don't want it.
Oh no.
We'll eat a gorm.
I'll nuke in Russia, and then we'll get that piece.
And then maybe like Argentina, and then maybe like Chile.
Come on
Yeah, I got that yeah Air Force I'm coming boys. I'm coming. I'm coming. They're about halfway there. So we got some time
But I got a scruffy. I got a scruffy you guys. Oh shit
Fantastic
Good work
Right
That's right
Jump way in, oh
I'm at Air Force as well
Oh, you're here?
Yeah, I'm here
We're ready to go
You want to sit right here?
I'm here, we can go be somebody there
I've got something, I'm so beautiful
We need some sleeping bags though
If you have cloth, you can cut some already
I don't have any
Okay, can we pick up something?
Oh, we need to clear out some bags on what else?
Hmm
Like, clear out sleeping bags at the old range
Yeah, we need to receive bags for sure. Well, we will even need easy bags. So we go there to fight we go there to throw a new
Yeah, but we will have to fight like they're gonna hold that with like a hundred people
They're gonna hold the with that extra I guess we do gotta get close enough
Wait, isn't it a 2x2 so we can technically throw it in like K-38 and stuff lower by yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we can we can
I think we meet with the troops.
Yeah, 100% we go down to the troops, we get to the troops.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, hell.
What the hell?
Yeah.
The team's got to spin down by the egg.
Yeah, I got a face mask if I drop it, we'll go stick-o mode.
Oh, yeah, maybe.
Maybe wait till we...
I lock it in boys lock it in
Be in Russia tonight
Wait, Brazil is getting great at that. You're ruckus at Brazil. Ah fuck
We got the new that's what's the point
That's as much what we got. We got we got new we got it. All right. This is about America. This is for America
Fuck them
They got a tanking bullet for the team.
They got a tanking bullet for the team.
Yes, sir, they do, yes, sir, they do, brotherly.
Are we going now or should we...
By the way, oil ads, once stopped someone...
You see how you can't get into a vehicle with the nuke?
Once stopped someone from just hopping in this helicopter.
I think they just get detonated from the outman, probably.
Oh. Oh, gosh, okay.
Let's walk for me maybe and play some bass.
Wait, we're not even on the right fucking continent.
Sir, we're on the wrong continent.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Of course.
What?
Come on, mistake, come on, mistake.
Christopher, come on, it's been zero mistakes.
Uh, no worries, no worries.
Grab anybody, grab anybody.
Good advice to anyone.
Don't worry about it.
All right, now, now is the time to get to do it.
We're looking good
Our own forces don't fucking fuck us when we come
I'll be fine. We'll be fine. You all right over now. Yeah, let's go this good. Don't fuck us
Don't fuck us. We're just happy
Don't fuck
three people
Oh, that's beautiful. Oh, oh, they're fucking it. They didn't listen
Your work boys your work boys
Thank you boss, thank you boss
I
I'm the best front sprayer ever!
They call me the Lebron James.
I think he's jumping in Muley.
I think there's our helicopters.
There's our not our helicopters!
There's our not our helicopters!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out!
I got one, I got one!
Take him down boys!
I'm Apple, you got Eric, Eric!
Hey that helicopter is a good shot!
Trying to get a gear
Let's run boys! Let's run!
What the fuck are you doing?
Hey, are you there brothers?
Oh yes sir
Ladies and gentlemen, date it out boys!
I'm going to date it out!
Ladies and gentlemen, wait!
We need to run!
I'm not going to run!
Let's go!
North Korea will do Russia
Fucking hell boys, don't get in
What the hell with the who's shooting our guys
some fuck easy gonna have happened all of a sudden all the stuff is just running
off the duke or something we're all dead also I would like to say that just
helped us a ton I believe because all of the attack on these moments were
rushing and they are gonna die these guys are all immediately the seasons
wipe. No, it's just like different. Yeah, she's do what yeah, she's right. Yeah. Oh really?
A brief in a mission brief in a mission. I'm actually very excited for that. Oil said he's
playing seasons. Oh, you're playing talk of season really?
right next to me I heard his bones break from the helicopter how'd you get
yourself up I just kept spamming it yeah all the helicopters have fallen out of
sky there's zero helicopters in this guy I'm lagging I'm lagging I'm lagging super
Yeah
the new crush of her independence. Holy shit. Holy crap, boys. Oh, she's got something going
for her boys. What have you got going for her boys? They're following me. They're following
me. How could we have the world? Someone's doing something. I got this. It has seven
I
Should not be doing this I should not be doing this yeah, you should land it all I should not be doing this I
Should not be doing this. Yeah, this was a bad idea
What am I doing? This is a bad idea. It's was about it's that
This was a bad idea guys. This is bad. I don't know why I thought this is a good idea
Yeah, I'm fucking
God the helicopter was mine
That wasn't me over there
There's a whole army at the end of the bridge, there's a whole army!
There's a whole army?
They know where we're coming!
Oh, I think I'll make it.
We gotta work it out, bro.
Check it, we gotta work it out.
We need to bring the nuke back, we're losing.
Take the nuke and go back towards.
We're getting fucked.
Yo, how's he not a bad play?
We're getting fucked, we need to back off.
We're getting fisted.
Wait, I-I-Apparently, Nato is chasing on the bridge.
There's a tea there's an army coming behind us too
That's my house. Oh, I don't know though. I could be good one day
Oh my god, we have so many people on the bridge. Oh, it's not fucking them
Jumping to the water. Yeah, we can jump into the water
I'm in the water. We have submarines at base. I grab a submarine and people go up in the water. I
I never already there's like ten of us about to be on land
oh yeah
we should get a submarine
we'll self
submarine warfare fuck yeah
you know I don't know I don't know if we'll need it
I don't know if we'll need it
but we have those yellow ones next to the base
if it's more dastardly we'll have some
Almost there just hanging around I
Didn't have a bed that close
So
He's coming on over
Baby to fly here
We'll make a new bed place at the base of that that bridge
We tell that shots the right oh are we waiting are we waiting now we're making
off we're making off we're backing off oh I have a nice I think the new goes
making off we are we gonna lose a nuke no no we're making off with the new but
we can't cross here okay okay nice we should have walked through Brazil I
think with everyone yeah that point would be a better idea who you're trapped
on the bridge. Is that where you got that whole land piece?
I see all the people responding. Well, you probably just keep pushing through.
It's a meat grinder. It's a meat grinder.
It's a fucking meat grinder. I love the sound of that.
I can just imagine. I can just imagine.
I'm on the way, brother. I will save America.
I will save America and the world.
Don't you worry brother?
Don't wanna make it?
Another make it?
It's killing the response.
It is kind of doable I think.
We have good spots here.
Well I'm gonna save America when I'm there and I'm almost there if it's oil rush, don't
you worry.
The Calvary is on the way.
Oh my god.
We're finding them.
We can push this, I think we can push this actually.
I think we can but it's hard to tell the forces.
You can send a group of guys in a train to the other side.
That's present.
Take this kit.
Take this kit.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
We can push this.
We can push this.
We can push this.
What you want.
I think we can.
You do it, man.
You do it, man.
We need to have a good life.
Thank you, sir.
Usually, you can't get goods of God.
I'm on a bunch.
I found a car.
I found a car.
I found a car.
I found a car.
I found a car.
I'm coming boys beautiful beautiful
we should better look
I'm coming boys
I'm coming
Wait is that a communist?
That's a fucking communist
Oh shit
Fuck you communist
I'm coming boys
All right, we're bringing the heat we're bringing the heat
Liberty or get me dead
Back down even have a good
Oh fuck to get on top of the bridge so much carnage
The way
It's your feet
I just got here!
I did forever!
I just forgot I was getting here!
It's a life-damp minute!
That was quiet.
I'm taking the helicopter back.
We need to go left, actually.
I'm not riding that whole thing again. We're taking the helicopter back.
We need to support them.
I wish we had a car that wasn't blown into a thousand pieces.
I will say that that card did have 107 health, but the enemy didn't know that
The enemy didn't know that I was playing my bluff card
They call my bluff
Do they have the nuke?
Can you fly me back over to the battle punch?
Yellow nuclear bond there's I don't see a name at it
Yeah, we gotta go we gotta go
I hope so at least there's no way we lost it
weird jacket
they have some nukes
what?
they might have it
where the fuck is the nuke? it's gone
did they just throw the nuke?
cocoa
i appreciate someone stole the nuke and then just threw it
you're out of the loop here
half of the while ago
No, I just, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not talking about that, but I'm just telling you.
I'm really just happy on the map right now.
I'm not talking about the one up north.
I'm talking about literally right now.
Like this second it just happened.
Go, go, go, go.
Here, here, here.
Mets, mets, mets.
What the hell is going on here?
You haven't been tired of kids or anything?
We got to move.
It's staying in, it's staying in.
Let's go to spawn again.
Go to spawn.
Get to spawn again?
Wait, no, come on.
Don't play with the suspects.
That happened.
That just happened.
respond to respond it into the ocean we got a move we got a move we're the
house on a mission about
oh there we go
here here all right let's rock just come come come i got everything i got
everything come everyone come everyone come i'm coming i'm coming
we have the ones that are fishing we're happy
after right here we're fucking them they're all
fucking them good they're fucking good
I'm coming with you, I'm coming with you, budge!
What, budge, he's coming bastard!
You're making fun of me, I'm trying to...
Yeah, yeah.
I'm doing it, I don't have a jackhammer, no.
You need one of those?
Why are you a jackhammer?
Is that the nuke out in the water?
I like it, yeah, that's us.
Man, man, fuck you, you never listen.
You piece of Christ, how does your girl pull up with you?
Someone talks to you and he goes in one ear while the other.
other you just don't listen I'm sorry boss
sorry boss sorry boss sorry boss I'm sorry boss I'm sorry boss I'm sorry
boss sorry boss
you dive it okay I'll take the helicopter don't you worry boss I'm gonna
kill those commie bastards for you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
You days of cooking and I might have not brought the jackhammer, but I'm gonna kill every commie
bastard on this entire planet. I can promise you that, brother. I can promise you that,
brother.
I thought he was talking to somebody else when he said about the jackhammer stuff.
We still don't have it. We don't have it. We don't have it. We need to go there. It's
in the water. We're not moving it. It's someone's moving it. Someone's moving it. I don't know
who. Yeah.
I'm dead.
It's about to hop down to the water. Give them steam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're learning how we have watched the monsters shoot us around
on swapping seats.
I'm going in with the objective meltdown, you said.
Are we ready, Bodge?
Nothing.
Go ahead, go ahead, are we ready?
Got it!
We don't have any rockets in the sea.
Is he really out here?
I'll pick you up
Who's got it who's got it?
You pick it someone else. No, I'm waiting for some we grab the new company the company service
I'll pick you up in the helicopter. I don't think that one can go and helicopters can it oh, oh, shit you're right
Oh, okay. It is soon
Can you come pick me up? Oh
Dude
Well, yeah, the coffee is one again.
They planted the idea in my mind to press the space bar.
Why is the space bar the jump out button?
There is such a common button.
It should be like all the E's on button on the entire keyboard.
It should be like all the E's.
It's not the structure.
There should be a confirmation.
Are you sure you want some of that?
Yes or no?
There should be a confirmation.
This is ridiculous.
Are you sure you want to throw your only mode of transportation
in the water?
Press base again to confirm.
Shit.
I'm getting worthy coconut.
has to do but then he died or maybe he hasn't died but he has to I'm just
we're out over see what I can do you might get the news they're going to
help with like 20 people dying says and check him out we want to fist him
fantastic fantastic every time I look at anyone on my screen this whole
server's a movie there's like 15 attack helicopters just flying around this
whole server system one big movie I don't think I don't think I'm sat back and
Appreciate that enough. I mean look at this. Look at this. It's just cinema all the time
Okay, something let's go down over there
See
oh that's coconut body oh he did not make it that is confirmed that is confirmed coconut
did not make it he did not make it make it he did not make it I just found his body out
here in the water oh shit I have flippers oh my god oh okay it's over it's it's fucking
It's fucking on it's fucking on it's fucking on it's fucking on
I'm going for the noob!
Muck it!
Get the shit to me!
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh there's so much juicy loot.
There's so much juicy loot.
Oh there's so much juicy loot.
I just gotta leave it though, I just gotta leave it.
I just gotta leave it. There's no time.
There's no time for juicy loot.
Hang has a noob, hang has a noob.
I'm heading towards the red house.
This is the one.
This is the one.
He died.
Hey, guy.
I'm going for the nuke.
I'm going for the nuke.
I'm going for it.
I'm going for it.
Oh my God.
I'm going for it.
this is a fucking shit show I don't even know if we're gonna get this one new
Go go go!
I need one?
What was that? What was that?
What was that? Catch it up!
Just gotta keep battling.
Just keep battling.
Go go go!
It's swimming, it's swimming away, it's swimming away.
We have it?
I can't hear, I can't hear.
You can't use swimmers or benches on one of us.
I don't know really why but you can't.
Go go go. I'm good job. I'm good job. We can see
Who's it? Oh?
Yeah, we get the Duke. I'm gonna get I'm gonna save America. Oh shine for a submarine
That was pretty sweet. I just got a submarine hold on. Oh
No, oh my god. I have a fucking submarine. Holy shit. I'm coming. I'm coming for the new boys
I'm coming
I'm going for it boys I'm going for it.
It's our moment.
It's our moment.
This guy has it.
This guy has it right here.
Who is this?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not a Russian.
We're not a Russian. Where is it?
I'm at the submarine.
Oh, no, someone has it. Someone on our team.
I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it.
I'm trying to find out who it is.
Maybe it's not one of us. I don't know.
It's someone I can only see on this thing.
Maybe it's not one of us. I don't know. I don't know.
I can see if I can't see.
Oh, shit, I jumped out my accident again.
Yeah, how do you go up this thing if space bar's not up?
Oh, shit.
are you a Russian oh shit he's a russian
we got him we got him we got him yeah we did with the new go with the new go
i'll see the map i'll see the map it should be somewhere here
I was feeling
It's moving it's moving. I think one of us. Oh shit. Oh one of the Spartans
I know that one shot in submarines. We only take one torpedo to stop what's on a submarine
Hey, no that it's powerful one of us has it he's coming to the beach, okay
That was my one and only bag in that area.
That was...
I uh, pilot fucking with spacebar.
You idiot! I would never fat finger the spacebar in a helicopter.
I've never done that.
I definitely have never done that ever.
No fucking way it was you.
No.
Six.
No.
It wasn't me.
I've never done it.
I've never done that.
would do that the thing
We need to put out some flippers
We need some flippers, we need some flippers
They're fucking good kill as well
We need some flippers, do you need flippers?
In this barrel, in this barrel
Do you need any flippers, do you need any flippers?
Captain HVs and there's no guy in there
How do we make more flippers?
How do we make more flippers?
We need flippers, stop boys, we need flippers, stop!
You gotta buy them, you gotta buy them
I'm pushing as well as with scrap, scrap, scrap
Scrap, got it, got it, got it
Can I buy airtakes at Vici Village?
I'm going to buy that fucking...
Yeah, I'm going to buy that there too.
No, no, no! Guys, this is $150,000 for a flippers and an airtake.
Is that enough? Is that enough?
Yeah.
Is that enough?
Wait, I need to pack our drawer?
You guys need tea? You have three.
Let's get a heli at Vici Village.
Can I have that in the game?
You need a tea?
I need two. Just like two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no!
Yeah, the Billy Sparta has an Aussie at this point at this point boys. I see we just kill them and take it ourselves
Whoever has the new guys all the power
Whoever has the new guys all the power fuck alliances get the new
Go go go
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, of course, I'm just, I'm just kidding, of course, that
would make this go so much longer, I'm just kidding, I'm just joking, I'm just joking
guys, wait, hold on, wait, don't go without me, are you getting a heli from there?
Hey no no no no no you guys you guys
Hey don't leave me, don't leave me, I'm gonna come here
We're gonna buy weapons, we're gonna buy weapons
We're gonna buy weapons from
Bye guys
We paid with me, we paid
Hey you got it?
Hey, pay it, pay it!
We need to have a game
We need to get it out the fucking walltab, lids
Go go go, kick up!
for a hell of a lot of fun.
Yeah, I'm lucky.
Mr. Spidey, it's quickly.
Here, take this.
I already got that.
Take this.
I already got all that.
We gotta wait for more.
We gotta wait for more.
You have the jackhammer.
I got the second.
I think, I think Cork's good.
Cork, you're nice.
You're nice, too.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
We're leaving!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Hey guys, take kids!
Go, go, go, go!
I'm boarding the fishing village right now.
Does everybody have a jack?
Everybody have a jackhammer?
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm gonna take this nuke,
and I'm gonna bring it back to the United States myself.
I'm gonna save America.
I'm gonna save America on the world!
I'll produce something special.
Well.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
I'm going to save America and the world.
Anyone need a diving tank?
Shit.
Oh, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
I'm going to save America.
Hell, yeah.
I tell you they dropped me on top of that thing I killed that guy in one swift punch with this jackie
I mean, boo!
And I'm out of the loop with the nuke. I'm swimming all the way to America.
I'm swimming all the way to America.
And I'm going in the- you know you can't go to the fishing village I forgot.
I'm so excited.
This is about to be a fucking shit.
Hey boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, can I hop to the back and squeeze fast?
Oh, T.F.G. squeeze fast, squeeze fast, squeeze fast, squeeze fast.
It's gonna be a movie.
I'm gonna squeeze for you.
T.F.G.
T.F.G.
T.
Boys we're America's last hope gentlemen
Do you guys?
I got it!
I got it, Mr. Peanut!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
Go fast!
I got it!
He just corgabit?
It's not corg, it's someone else!
Who is it?
I don't see anyone here!
I think it's his right in front of me, but it's not!
Oh, I see him!
I see that coming fucking bastard!
I SEE HIM!
THERE HE IS!
Get him!
He's got the noob!
The jackie get in there.
The jackie stick and twist it.
He's in the grass, boys, he's in the grass.
He's behind you.
Woosh.
Woosh.
Come on, come on, come on.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Woosh, come on, woosh, come on.
Oh, oh god.
Hello, brother.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Stupid bitch.
Hey, thank you boys.
You fucking son of a bitch.
We don't have it.
No, we're chasing him right now.
We're chasing him.
He's right in front of us.
The enemy has him.
He's right in front of me.
I'm low on health.
Go, go, go!
You shoot the AK under water, guys?
You shoot the AK under water?
I want you to go get some.
Take us up.
I want you to go get some.
Go, go, go.
Set us up.
Set us up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
He's right in front of me.
I see him.
I see him.
That's how we do it right there.
The guy in the orange.
The guy in the orange.
I see him.
You know what I see
I do know how I do know how oh my god. They have speargun fee
No, there's a few guys, but it's mostly jacket with smokes jacket
There's only like two orange guys under the bridge with the nuke
Go go go
You
I'm trying to he's right in front of me, but it's getting chased
Oh
Fuck it, I'm a government you can't
Who has it who has it? Oh, I'm laughing. I believe lack him has it
We've actually outnumbered them that we've actually outnumbered them
We have it we have it we have it we have it we have it we have it we have it we have it we have it.
OMG eyes.
We got it we got it we got it we got it!
We still watch it every night.
You can ban Seth in his place.
I have a good deal.
I have a good deal.
Oh too I use estimate.
Coconut Womber.
I have a chest plate.
Coconut will drop this chest plate.
give it a vehicle car. Oh god I need a gun.
The hell is on that radio?
I'm calling to you or you did too is all the ambulance not bad
I'm coming Coco I don't have got shit but I'm coming
I won't let you down bud
six five five six right now I really fucking hate you right now he fucked that's a mid
rider it's a mid rider it's okay it's okay I'll take I'll take that jacket fuck it
I need that ammo more than he did I need that ammo more than he did guys I did it
Oh, yes, yes, I need that.
I need that.
Hey, does anyone have an extra syringe?
I heard all the bottles, I heard them.
Mom!
There's so many people, somebody has it, somebody has it.
There's so many people here.
We're coming in and scrapping, we got like six guys.
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
Is all team winning?
Is all team winning?
Is all team winning?
We're winning, we're winning, I think.
Guys, we had to get that nuke to get out of here.
We're gonna get that nuke.
We gotta get that nuke for America and it's a good day to die boys a good day to die
Is that Argentina?
Are we in Argentina right now?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell the nuke. Just tell the fucking nuke out of fucking
Oh
Oh, my god.
Guys, it was actually a new card he made.
No, we didn't.
We didn't.
We didn't.
That's Brazil.
We used to do Brazil, actually.
Yeah, but it makes sense to go to Brazil.
They could have let us in.
Fuck.
Yeah, they didn't, though.
Shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's get out.
I want to see this thing.
I want to see this thing, Spice.
Give me a closer one.
Okay, let's watch it.
Okay, we go back to our main.
We go back to our main.
We prepare this.
I'm spotting on them.
Oh.
Hey, Spice, give us a closer one.
I want to see this dude.
Spy's gonna stay close, I wanna see his nuke!
We take our nuke now, let's take our nuke now!
Okay, you'll see it, you'll see it!
Keep the momentum up guys, go quick!
The nuke is just not dead.
Beautiful.
Just but a test.
Now we're ready for the real thing.
Yep, yep, yep.
And we're sure those are our teammates, right?
Yeah, yeah, all our allies are dead.
They're dead.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Shit.
Oh shit, I'm an arcticon, I can see it.
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Jesus Christ.
Alright, it's us.
Okay, we have a nuke.
It's our turn now.
Goodbye, Brazil.
Oh, it's your boys.
We brought them for you.
Oh my goodness.
Look at that 2D beautiful nuke.
Now I will say they didn't shoot at me when I was trying to come back to the vault.
Fuck those guys.
Deserves it dude.
Fuckin' that's it right there.
You're beating him.
Was it like our nuke on the PLA same where everything's destroyed and you can't go in because of the radiation?
Yeah, that place was radiated as fuck.
Alright, take this back to America.
I mean Brazil is eliminated? Yeah, chief you don't see the giant nuke cloud where Brazil's base used to be.
You don't see the giant nuke cloud right there inside Brazil's living room. Yeah, they're gone.
It is what a pleasure. It is what a pleasure.
Nose was hopped through the way, like fucking, what happened on the bridge? I thought we won that shit.
we did we won the bridge like I don't know why people are swimming with the
nuke and like oh my god oh my god you're like 15 dudes there or something
but we started swimming it and swimming is just for let bro they
doesn't matter how many people you have there it's just suffering torpedoing
everyone
We need Michelle to stop being our ally.
In fact, maybe they've turned against us.
We need Michelle to stop being our ally.
And do it for some purpose is what you're saying.
Just now? Just now! Just now they stopped being our ally.
good work boys good work
okay
alright you complete to the left
we have one new guy
oh that's good
I'm doing a tonic boys
what did I miss?
you're doing a tonic boy
I'm doing a tonic
we got one of the bashers
who had to get this wall but he can't
Can't as I say we just going to scrap you right now
Coco you have that thing just so the things I would throw it
But I don't want to fuck it up and we just fly over Russia's base and just drop it
Yeah, but the problem is I mean we got anybody like a hundred strap use each boy
Yeah, we like a hundred 70s. They don't shoot down the moment the Duke in a yeah
And it's a couple of
No Jenna, I eat all the fucking food again, you had an idea Jenna, you had an idea, I
just knew Brazil, pow, alright, I just put on, I just set up a nuclear expo to Brazil
buddy, not anymore, not anymore buddy, not anymore fucker, not anymore than that, you
They are now cockroaches
Okay
I'll pay for the club and I'll take and turn that stupid radio off.
Then I'm just going to stand out, eat this stand out.
How you doing this radio off?
And then we got another drummer, Darin's, and we were the only band, 99% sure that in that tromb, we started practicing and all of this.
Then we were the only band that had a big ass playing at the New Jersey.
That was fucking cool.
What?
What?
It was a fake joke.
He changed?
No.
Oh.
Okay.
You lied.
Well, no.
I mean, like, I would say like, I am saying the President of America and President America
through the new.
You got that?
Yes, I did yes, I did
Yeah
My game is like like crazy whenever I look over there
This is getting the front I've got like no, I got I got nothing
We're going so many buckets. Oh my god. We're going to grok spike a new
You'll have you
Now boys
We went well boy to the sky
USA, baby, we dropped in Newcombe Brazil.
Yes, we did.
We dropped in Newcombe Brazil.
They are no more.
They are no more because the United States of America, baby.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
United States of America, baby.
United States of America.
I'm protecting my home Mr. President!
I'm protecting my home Mr. President!
He died! He died!
He died!
He died!
You also shot me on the White House lawn though
when I had a guitar.
Hell yeah, brother United States of America!
I'm fucking doing it again!
I might do it right now.
Thanks to your brother United States!
Thanks to your brother United States!
Thanks to your brother United States!
Thanks to your brother United States!
WITNESS HEM!
HEM!
Now let's ride boys!
Rush is still standing!
Rush is still standing!
This war ain't over yet brother.
This war ain't over yet.
USA! USA!
Uh...
Why does blow-marchers
take the new rush, the new rush
or a-eyes?
Did you first even have a base anymore?
I didn't do it.
I
We I realize did latin take our nuke and
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we need with the free press so we did
Together all part of the plan
Just to go
No, that's not what happened. We knew for sale. We knew what they were up to. We knew what they were up to. They were being shady, so we knew them.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Good work, everybody. Good work, everybody. Good work.
I like that. You definitely didn't just get me drunk and all died.
I was not counting this as a way of the way. Who am I gunning now? I had a gun.
regardless of what happened you died I died I mean is there is there anyone
around who can put me on that was some good shit team I could actually play
the game that I like that I'm tell me we knew we knew for sure yeah we're the
best America is the best they were commies they were commies you had to take
him out that's right
gas gas gas oh are we going I'll put it in I'll put it in I'll put it in well
we even know oh no let's walk as I said I couldn't get all the getting all the
Scrabbies
Yes, there's gas
Revenge for stream snipers and archbaders, that's right
You guys, yeah, what if they need us to serve while we're all in the air?
Well
You just get to throw it
He's so oh
Oh my god, like put us to where we was
Who did that?
Who did that?
Who did that?
You gotta find him.
He's dangerous.
No, if you do the nuke time thing, it says it's still active.
You can throw it right now.
We know where we are or what we're doing
What are we doing here?
Yeah, let's get her done
We're gonna watch
Just watch out boys, you're full 30, you're 30 guys
I'm just gonna watch out, you just watch out
Here you go, watch, here you go
Here you go, watch, here you go
Are we about to blow a brush or what?
Okay
Are we blowing a brush or what?
Somebody just dropped ass, who is it?
I farted in the name of America, and I will do it again until every communist
bastard is wiped off the face of God's green earth. Am I right, boys? Am I right?
You are dead!
Hey, brother!
Yes, brother!
Yes, brother!
Yes, brother!
Yes, sir, amen!
Breach!
Breach!
Amen!
Hey, that cropped Dustin for the enemies!
Mega brand sent.
Hey, peanut.
My son, Karlo, is a diehard bungalowater,
and he is watching right now in his birthday tomorrow.
It's like victory these days.
Oh
Maybe like a train
Maybe like a new game for your iPad
That'd be cool
won the most right? That's what I bet it is. I'm not right. It's like the best thing kids like.
V-Box, V-Box, couple V-Box, that for your iPad. That's where it's at. That's where it's at.
Couple V-Box, and now that for your iPad. That's what it's really need. That's what you need.
M-hm. Minecraft. Oh, you guys, I'm telling you, if you aren't having your kids play Minecraft even
once you are not doing parenting right you are not doing parenting right you are you are fucking
around you're screwed around you are screwing around what are you doing what are you doing
minecrafted these ones if they like it cool if they don't like it you gotta give it to them
You guys show Minecraft once
How are we looking mr. P? I'm stuck in this helicopter full of fat sweaty people
Guys why is Jennifer from Cracky news Network and driving our helicopter?
Oh, that's not gonna go... No.
You need to get out of this city.
She does no shit.
Jennifer, you dropped your ass too hard and it won't kill you.
It fucking died.
Oopsie.
It's like, put in the gas and let's fly this bitch.
Where you gonna go?
I don't know.
There's so much loot everywhere.
I don't know where we're going.
What are we doing here again?
We're going to park here.
I haven't really eaten a day and these silly rangers are hands me.
These silly rangers are hands me. I don't really know what we're doing.
I don't really know what's going on.
Are we supposed to be going to Grand Theft Auto? Are we all just going to die?
I don't know.
All right, let's call a country.
Open your phone and then we'll find this one good man.
Do it off man.
What do you think about what?
me again please where are we even going right now
he's waiting 30 minutes to go 10 feet
oh okay I already see a lot of ross in the tech
only see and they're like I'm on there else please or not there's a lot of them
everywhere
and they're going to stream snipe and know our plan that way we know what that's why
We have so many
Scrappies it doesn't matter you mean like 20 you like 20 scrappies and only one has to do
How would they do that
Guys I would almost bet my life that one person on Russia has a thing that has boxes over everybody that has their names
on the low end. Who else would make that bet? Who else would make the bet that at least
one person on the Russian team has a hack that shows everybody in boxing with their names
on them? Who else would make that bet? I would probably bet my life on it. You take that
deal boys, that's a damn good deal. That's a damn good deal. Maybe I shouldn't be in
the one with the nuke that because they're probably gonna be looking for me and cocoa
I am ready for this war
I'm not even kidding like this so many years
you gotta kill at least 10 communists out there today brother
I'm afraid to die
Yes, we just wait here to the scrappies come or should we go help get the scabbies?
I know got some scabbies if they need me to
You got some scabbies?
Here's your draw. This is back. So it's not like I did. I don't know what's going on. It's it's on minimum
I'm saying I don't know what's going on with this whole lag thing
I look towards
Yes
My input's like two seconds behind
I
Be said draw distance were you not just listing mr. Max? I just said I draw this
It's the base
This yeah, it snaps right back into place
Hello, I do see your ass dude. Yeah, it's gone. Thank you, sir. Thank you
Hey, I
Don't know what it is cause that oh
We guys let's you get some scrappies and let's go help the team. Let's go guys. It's got me. Yeah
Let's let's each bring one scrappy back to the compound
My scrappy will not be making it back to the compound you don't have my
I'm not I'd say there's a good 80% chance I can just go back to God that I'm decent
I'm not a good pilot, but I can get from point A to point B with if there's no interruptions
If there's no interruptions and nothing around me. There's surprises. There's surprises and no big buildings. I
Get from point A to point B
Your distance
He's going to take at least trying to fuck him.
Hey, Chris, I'll stop him and I'll keep quiet.
You actual mailbox.
You actual slab of meat.
You genuine overcooked fry.
I just said...
There's no food.
That my draw distance is at minimum.
So we can rule that out.
Swell it down, idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
What the hell?
Wait, they're here, they're here, they're here!
They're here!
What the hell?
They're here!
They're here!
They're here!
They're here!
What the heck is this, you little dude?
All right!
Yes, sir, I'm sorry.
You can watch.
You can watch.
Hey, God, I'm kind of too slosh to remember to get the scrapped about a helicopter on
the way over here. I completely forgot to even get the scrabble.
You're worth more than you're worth.
I'm 4 health. I'm 4 health. Oh my God.
I'm almost there Mr. President. Hold the line.
Yeah, I got more kills.
I
Want going going I see buddy clutch beautiful like I'm waiting for other ones on a bunch on one side
which I
We should oh my god. I she got a holy crap on the best. Oh my god. The best of the best
I'm the best ever do it on the best ever do it
More copies to the north! More copies to the north!
Move, move, move!
You may actually be coming to steal the nuke, I'm not even joking.
You might have picked her out for too long, this might be their attack.
That might be an attack.
I don't know what else they'd be doing here, this ain't the vibe.
So I'm gonna come and just dig around like they usually do.
I think they're trying to just greet us by mohele's
There's just delay the inevitable if that's the case and listen
these guys are dumb, but
they're not like
stupid as shit
And they're like delaying their the inevitable for like 20 minutes if that's what they're doing
Either got to do a full attack or do nothing
Get them up boys get them up boys
Oh
Someone just hit my pants
Suppose just shit your pants. Yeah, dude. There's a guy. No, I'm not even joking
I've been waiting for this to happen. I'm actually kind of weeded out that it hasn't happened yet
There's a guy with a Russian name that Google translated to 100 versus 20 Viva, Russia
And we got a Russian name. So he definitely came from one of the chats the Russian guys
Hey, I had that earlier too, yeah.
Sir, sir, you make sure Putin approved your chat message?
You make sure Putin approved your chat message?
What do you eat tonight, huh?
What do you eat tonight?
Half a fish?
You split in half a fish with your whole family?
What's going on?
What do you eat tonight?
What's for dinner?
Oh
Big beans for the seventh time this week. Oh, is it big beans? I
You cannot understand me, but I wish you
Have a fish and vodka come run have a fish and vodka come run
We're about to nuke rusting buddy.
Just you watch.
Why don't you sit back and relax?
We got submarines here.
Why don't you sit back and relax and let Puppapina take you through it?
I'm taking submarines.
Why don't you let Puppapina take you through the motions?
We're about to decimate your way of life, brother.
We're about to drop it on ya.
Woohoohoo.
You got a front row seat here, brother. You got a front row seat here, buh buh.
For you, just for you, buh buh. You got a front row seat here, buh buh.
Alright, now we get the scapegoats. I ain't got all the communes you got.
I gotta get the scape, though. I gotta get the scape. Do you have any scapegoat?
No. Let's get, let's get that.
There's no tech in the garage you guys can take.
No, we need scabbies for the whole team.
We need multiple scabbies. Let's go get more scabbies.
We want real scabbies like 10 decoys.
Scabbies.
So they don't shoot the scabbies with a nuke out of it.
I think a tech is a better choice, though.
Like they're going to pick us apart if they have a lot of tech.
And it's really like a lot of the tech is as well.
Sure, sure, sure, absolutely.
We'll also need decoy Scab Halley's out of the set.
How much Scab we got?
You can't Scab the...
I'm not sure where we're going.
Are we going right now?
I just heard a lady go, you got this.
Oh, you guys got this?
Uh, I mean, we're just gonna fight Halley's above our basement.
I'm going.
Yeah, I feel good.
Wait, I'm gonna go get, uh...
Oh, you want to call me?
I'm gonna go grab Scabby.
I'm worried.
I'm in the Halley, I'm in the Halley.
Where's Halley?
We're just going to keep our, uh...
Yeah, I'm just basically...
Can you guard me?
Can you guard me as I go to the...
I'm from 57
Oh
We should be cool, but it's cool. You know who knows me
We're looking we're looking let's go
We got you Mr. Fee we got you need to bring land troops like cars to travel with air tubes. No, no guys
We have the red nuke. It's the only nuke that can carry they could be carried by vehicles
So as long as we can fly a bunch of helicopters over here and just throw the nuke down it's over
There's no battle. There's no war. It's it's one fast loop. You either we throw it or we don't do it
But they shoot down the helicopter or kill the guy in the helicopter that has a nuke
Then Russia will get the nuke and then it's the plastic fucking company's dick. Oh, then we're all night
Well then we're here all night you should practice and we're here literally all night
No, we're not sleeping that comes to comes
They were not sleepy for days
Wait guys, oh my god
Wait, what am I bugger this is keep up with a great idea look at the look at their base
It's directly in the top of about 39 and look at that train track
Well, we just took a train and just threw it out the window. That's that's more than close enough
That's fucking aura. That's aura aura fucking drive by King Von drive by with a new
Can we kill a train or change your invincible, right?
They can't kill it. They can't kill it actually. Oh, we choose you're not visible
Yeah, they can kill it. Oh, never mind. I thought you're invincible
Never mind never mind gang. I don't think we're invincible. I don't think we're good. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind
how that we did it oh it's about to go down there's so many on the way waiting
how do you buy a helicopter at the Fiji village the first person that one you
just passed her what he's a pastor she's on the board like the little walk
with. Oh, this way. There we go. Oh, yeah, we're just by helicopters. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. This should be the most I do this. It'd be the craziest
battle. There should be like 100 helicopters flying all over the air. Oh, shit. Is it is
You change my life I sent high peanut today's my birthday. Yeah, that's a you are scrappy streamer on twitch
You always make me laugh keep being you much love. Oh, thanks boys. Thank you, my boy
You don't have to hit the base, and we don't even really have to hit the base
It's a two by two grand so as long as you don't know relatively near the base
I'm so hungry there's nothing there's nothing more important than killing
these communists I'll eat what I'm done I will eat what I'm done
these communists must die there's nothing more important you don't think
more important than killing these communists. I will die by half time.
I'll die by half time just let these communists die. As long as he's fucking communists,
April what they've done
Hit it once no no no no no not even once I want hit it once real quick
Oh, yeah, I must copy to the base beautiful. I contributed
Hi boys, let's do it. Let's fucking do it. I'm seriously. Let's do this thing. Let's finish this war
Lock it up boys. Are you guys having a nice happy?
Yeah, man. I'm gonna hop in the sky with a new game
Jesus
Yeah, actually, that's why better for me not to know the new case. That's good. Thank you. That's good. Thank you
Where you at? I'm uh, oh
Oh, I'm on the the south side of the base. I got to be happy to find you. I'm gonna steal the gas out of this
It was it was the guy's
You guys leave this you guys leave it. I don't have to get there's some of this one. There's some of this one
But that's that's my helicopter
There's 69 gas in this. It's that's really the other guy. We're trying to take them as that's my helicopter. That's a bunch
Let's see. Let's press.
Oh, he's looking, he's looking.
You're looking or we're gonna fall out of the sky.
You see he's looking much?
No. I don't see he's looking either.
I don't see that he's looking either.
Does anyone have any low grade?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got some, I got some, I got some.
I don't know if it's enough to make it back, but it's enough to take off.
One-way trip, brother.
One-way trip, brother.
One-way trip, brother.
One-way trip.
We went to the fuel thing.
We got enough to get there, at least.
Let's ride!
You in?
Yeah, we have a...
Who the fuck is this guy?
The press.
Hello, Mr. Press.
Yeah, we've got a-
Who the fuck is this guy?
Farmer?
Depress.
Hello, Mr. Press.
Oh, where we going? Where we going?
Hello.
I think we wait for all the other helis, and then fucking ride it.
Okay, I'm a broke, but I will document this.
I will tell stories of your greatness.
We have a hundred helicopters, and we took one with me, you, and of farmer with a camera.
hahahaha
best day I ever got through in the United States
in the United States
glad to have you boss
hey glad to have you boss
make a Sprat
you got food in that camera
uh, I have
seeds
well let's land
and you can plant the seeds and we'll grow some food
and then we'll take it back off
I'm just peeing.
I've actually been known to do some photosynthesis myself.
I could use some liquid.
You might use like so bad.
Oh my god.
Do you guys have food?
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We wait him.
We win a we win a we win a we win a we win a we win a we win a we win a we win a we win a
Can I have one of my
You shut up a bit
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm back. I got you guys. Come on gang. Do them. I do a rock out of
I'm back in Farmer
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in
That's right!
Protecting my land
Dude, just come with us buddy
We got the best helicopter in America right here
We're the throwing U.S.
First thing as soon as we get over Russia's base
I'm gonna need you to do something for me soldier
I'm gonna need you to jump out and kill all of them
You got that shoulder?
With your body. I got that. I got that. Wait, let me put my helmet on. Let me put my helmet on.
You put your helmet on?
I'm ready.
You will explode at such an egregious velocity that your bones will shatter like straddle of a grenade and kill everyone.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Didn't go that's what I understood so far back you got your eye 23. I'm hearing eye 23
I don't see where that is though.
We see the EMG HI, I treat the, oh, oh yeah, I'll be at the base of Mexico.
Right here, right here, right here, drop in the thick of it.
Look, look, look, look, look.
He's coming, he's here, he's coming.
I'm looking for one.
Oh, I think that might be a line.
Oh
Oh
Tommy's got a helly we can get in probably oh fantastic fantastic
Oh, it's just got fucking blown up. Oh, I'm with the ground troops. I'm with the ground troops. We're good. We're good
We have ground troops come with me John
Hey, that I did hey we got we're gonna go with the ground troops now that we've lost our yeah, we're gonna change rotation. Oh
Oh, hold on now. It's a free helicopter in the wilderness.
The helicopter in the wilderness. We're back, baby!
We are back!
We are back, baby!
He will not just sit there.
He's waiting for you.
I felt a little I felt to take a little in my mama
I felt to take a little in my mama
Luckily I was just on right next to where we were so I'm gonna just give you my stuff
I'm gonna kill that communist. I'm gonna kill that communist. I'm a terrible bird. I'm gonna terrible bird
I don't know what the plan is. Yeah, I don't really know you. Did we just get all those crap? It's just to go
I let attack Halley's kill us
Well as oil rats said we're going to thin out their numbers
So we're like taking out the numbers the thin out their numbers is what I'm hearing
Yeah, the numbers which makes sense that makes sense
But what if they fit out our numbers at the same time?
Dad we might be in a pickle we might be in a little bit of a pickle John. I have my stuff back and I'm going to kill communists
Why can't I eat this you can't you not eat pork pies?
No, you need pork pies. Just hold on left click when you need to be your hand. Oh
Yeah, those aren't really for food. Those are like a passives or whatever
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna eat it.
Where do these come from?
Seriously, you can't shut down my iron team because I'm like right where I died.
How'd she get here?
You can sometimes buy a helicopter with a minigun.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, what should you do a running tally of how many times being a died in rust?
Oh, you're a rust.
You're gonna get a vent.
I could better find your body.
I just need to jump off.
Probably less than like 10
Probably less than like 10 so far guys. Obviously if you start the tally down to start at 10, you start at 10
That's a fair number. That's a fair number. Start at 10, start at 10
And and we'll start and we'll start from there. It would start from there
I
Think so it's having a argue with the family cook was Pete PC Christ he says I guess so. Oh my goodness. Oh
Well, don't worry we have the president here still I will lead these men I will leave these men in the battle
Thank God. Yes, sir. Mr. Well. Yes, sir. Thank God. Yes, sir, brother. I'm just doing my part
I'm just doing my part. He has the noob. No, he doesn't. Noob's a base
Yeah, noob's a base. Noob's fine guys. Noob's fine. Noob's a base
The Russians head Coco's PC
I'm moving south with all of our forces. I'm gonna kill some commie bastards
I'm gonna kill some commie bastards. Jory, you almost hear me?
it was backbush mr. John mr. John mr. John mr. John
we've got DDoS
we'll boob his PC by speaking four days fake fantastic I'm sitting oh got you
got to get John shit he's out for a second Mr. Well we'll have to leave the
The communists we'll have to lead the charge. Mm-hmm. I'm here coming right from me by the way
I'm here communist right in front of me south
About halfway through South America
I can't wait to get my hands on them. Oh
Yeah, I
Feel pity for the next communist. I see except that no except I don't
Because they're a communist they deserve what I'm about to do to him
These are what I'm about to do to them.
These filthy communists.
They don't have souls.
I'll get it, boys. I'll get it.
I'll get in my fellow Americans.
Brothers in arms!
Charge!
Let these communists know the mind of America!
I did no such thing that was someone else that must have been someone else you
get confused I fully remember you screaming America and both of us
seeing black that's what I know that must have been someone else
First I've been- are you getting me confused with another re-dunk?
God, I used to be- I was at home-
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
I'm just-
Oh yeah, that's right!
You just remember it, Colin!
My boyfriend loves watching overnight,
I must eat you nuts!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Brother!
Before this chaos, lock in a new-
Oh, fuck you, Mr. Frog!
We're about to do a run-job!
Oh, genius, genius, genius!
Save all of them!
No one can think of a way to put a knife down it.
Dude, it's crazy how you're bad.
Enemies throw enemies throw enemies!
Oh, it's the air!
Enemies throw!
Oh, it's the air!
Oh, it's the air!
Oh, it's the air!
Oh, it's the air!
Enemies throw!
Oh, it's the air!
Oh, it's the air!
Oh my god, I think I got back in...
NEEEEEET!
I'll be ready, enemies ahead of us!
Oh my god!
I'm still alive!
Is that ours?
I hope that one's fine, we're fine.
I don't think it was though, we're good.
I think more should attack other companies than ours.
oh shit yeah what's coming in for the back?
oh
headshot
headshot
and one
that's one and one
that's one and one
she's just out there
oh fuck
oh fuck my ass there's a lot of these
in this hole
oh oh wait that that was a bad one that was bad one get that one right there
Those bastards!
Those bastards!
These guys are good.
These guys are good.
These guys are the new one.
I think we've cleared a path to take the new gun boys.
Mind you guys, mind you guys.
You probably don't know a lot of information because
there's a lot of stuff going on here.
There's a lot of stuff going on here.
You probably don't know a lot of information because they don't want the Russians to know it because they're stream snipers.
Let's go look at our streams.
You good at taking out allies? You good at taking out allies? Thank you sir, thank you sir!
This oil we had, Mars, we had! We almost died in Russia!
So what's the other one?
Do you have a copilot?
Nice work, good work!
Let me know if you need a pilot or a copilot. I'm not doing much down here.
You're so out of your mind.
Anybody want a bag?
well I could use a bag thank you boys
there we go nice and easy nice and easy
I'm almost there a couple more steps
I'm not sure why we ran down here when we had all those scrappies but you know
he eats their own, he eats their own boys. I'm not really sure what's really
going on. Could it be anything? Could it be anything?
I should have bet we'd be gone any nuke squad. Yeah we nuke to Brazil and now we're
going to do right now thank you very much thank you very much we have
main control of the space right now we have the air control and length control
I think we saw the attack helicopters we are all of the techies over
No, it's between the nuke! Let's do it!
Wish you luck, wish you luck.
Thank you, myself! It's Coco back!
Is Coco back?
I think Coco's muted. We need to run with Coco. Tell him.
Oh, Coco's either in a discord.
Yeah, it's Coco back! It's Coco back!
Let me ask him.
Coco's back! Coco's back! I should be in Coco! I should be in Coco!
We got this too! Let's bring it over!
Oh my god! These bases are huge! Do you see the shot?
Holy fuck! Holy crap!
Such release guys! All their hard work is about to be done by 10 minutes!
Yeah, that's how the Spartans show them.
Yeah, we do!
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, okay.
Open the door.
You don't want to know.
Okay.
Alright, let it go.
Alright, let it go.
Push up, Spartans!
Push up!
Yeah, push up!
Push up, yeah!
Okay.
Yo, Spartans!
Push inside me!
Push inside me!
Let's go together, guys!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go, yeah, we don't even get shot at, oh shit, turn around, turn around, get back!
Don't care, don't care.
You need to walk out, you're sitting down, you're sitting down!
Oh, oh, oh, we're breaking back!
get one though
oh
we should go back and get the nuke
it's us it's us i think
why don't you go back and get the nuke
it doesn't show on the map
it doesn't show on the map for me like it's great
is that us?
oh there's one
Oh
He was just trying to
Yeah, I assume that we gotta...
Oh, we gotta have people out there playing through that thing on the stream side.
I gotta have to...
Yeah...
We gotta have to be out of the loop.
We gotta gotta be out of the loop, unfortunately.
Yeah, we just gotta be like...
Ah, it's us, as long as I'm here to watch Runsa fall, I don't really care.
As long as I'm here to watch Runsa get blown to spirit of the reeds, I don't really care.
Mm-hmm.
Am I right, boys?
There's actually probably the nicest base setup on the whole server you guys see it these benches over here, right?
I'll take it. I'll take it. I'm over
peanut
Where?
Where?
Yep. Don't worry about it.
Any extra claws?
Oh, no, I'm not good at boxing, you know.
John, give me your bed.
Yep, no problem.
I'll give you both beds wrong.
I'll give you all beds in the bottom of Brazil.
Oh, uh, I'll shut up, guys.
I was asking if somebody does.
Who would be the Duke? Who would be the Duke?
Right here, right here.
On the ground.
Did you get that?
Do you want to say Duke for jail?
Right down to P.
Yeah, right, we did.
Yeah, right, we did.
You should've paid only.
You should've paid only.
I've got like $700 on me.
I've got like $700 on me.
Yeah, take some.
Let him fuck it to heaven, baby.
Let him fucking have it.
What's the plan?
God
Right, are you safe there and how long
God save you there's just a couple communes on the brain
I should push you out there push you out there push up
Hold the line, police! Hold the line!
Yes, sir.
Come on, come on!
What?!
What?!
It's what the- It's- It's like I used an orbital cannon?!
What the hell was that?!
Ah, I'm dead.
It's time to save as I previously had, sir.
What is to this easy it is to this is it and I got one
Communist not a bad trade boys not a bad
Not a bad
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah final push boys final place. I'm sorry. We really care about the last dude. This is all I care about
Oh, yeah
Mm-hmm, I swear to God though guys you think about if Russia somehow kills us and takes a nuke
That means we're probably on for the next 20 hours
You said
You guys head down they said down
We just head down
So I come back as I see on the front line the troops
Of course, of course, all right, but the troops
Oh
There's one right here, oh my god, there's one right here.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
It's in the water on the right.
Fuck it!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh shit
Give him help boys give him still
Oh we did it we did it
Oh yes
SEEDS
I'm sitting right here for this bad boy
Say goodbye you coming in scumbags every captain goes down with their
Say goodbye you coming his pieces
Yeah, shit.
Take it back! You got it!
You piece of crap!
You won't take! You won't take!
You won't take! You won't take!
Oh, look at this.
This is beautiful.
We need to get the last.
There we go.
We need to get the last equipment.
We need to push it and kill all of the communists.
Another banger.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
We can't let them kill the maxi's communists.
I would take a look at that.
Son, sir, don't you worry.
By the way, is anybody on the screen on LSD?
Uh, yes.
And I love it.
Oh, I see it.
I don't think the server survived that. I don't think the server also got nuked
I believe somebody said I'm a nuke in my server as well
Am I jumping in front of you? Oh?
Hold on I have 500 radiation that doesn't beautiful feel good. I have
500
Okay, and now okay. All right. I've got the Japan POV
All right
I think God's
I think God's
I'm just parrying
I'm just parrying
I'm playing courtesy of the red, white, and blue
Pick off, pick off
Pick off, pick off
Oh, yeah, I've got 500
Yeah, I've got 500
I'm not doing too good, brother
I'm not doing too good, brother
I'm not doing too good, brother
How are there even communists
in ground zero over there
zero over there. What is going on? Just give up! Give up already, long enough!
Oh. Oh.
You guys are fucking short.
Damn.
That was beautiful, gentlemen. That was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
That was beautiful.
one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Now it's time to get that nuclear launch
part, gentlemen. Finish off this war. How do you get in there by the way?
That's good enough for me. Boomerang. Boomerang.
Are we even going for that?
We are, we are, we are fighting for it.
It doesn't really feel like it. I see like a hundred men going back and going.
The drop of his list, the statue of Liberty thought it was taking her fist.
Internet, you all right guys?
Russia's next, Russia is next. Go to Russia. Guys, that was Russia.
Is that not Russia?
Is it? Guys, wasn't that Russia's base?
Russia's base is Z-38, maybe rated last time.
it's 738 next to lunch where that wasn't Russia I'm done that was Russia that was the Russian
I mean yeah I guess they are on the lights
What say you namaste Russia?
Well
Yeah
But the Russians are next
Oh, god bingo what the hell
We don't leave
We don't leave anyone alive
Are there still communists running about?
There's still communists you shat
I mean yeah I guess they are on the lights
Oh, what say you namaste Russia?
Yeah
But the Russians are next
Oh, god bingo what the hell
We don't leave
There's still communists, you say?
There's still communists. Yes, go down, go down, go down.
I thought we killed all the communists.
Okay, I swear to God, if that jerk-off doesn't move,
Holy shit.
Can we get the peace?
Can we get the last peace?
Fuck, it's gone. It's no longer in the shop.
I mean it's fucked probably.
Where's the last beat at?
I think it's a buck right now.
It should be showing up.
Oh shit!
We rushed it!
We rushed it!
We rushed it!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh wait, they do have it.
They used it.
They rushed it!
They did it!
What the fuck?
They had it!
They got it.
They got it.
They got it.
We gotta go wait or we gotta go take that game!
We gotta go wait.
Go back, go back, go back!
I could have sworn that was the official rush of latan bays. I thought we were done. I was about to go get a pizza.
Hey, where are you guys?
Just ripping up my fingers, okay.
I was looking forward to my delicious pizza. I was looking very forward to, I guess, the most commonest I'm yet to kill.
Lots of hits, man. Lots of hits.
Oh my god.
Chase him, Chase him. Go, go, send it, send it, send it, send it.
Eat a quick kit. Little shop and shop.
Are you good? Little shop and shop.
Go, go, go. Go, go. Go, go, go.
Eat some ammunition.
Eat a couple bullets in this, bad boy.
Eat a couple bullets in this, bad boy.
This is Serino, yes Serino, couple bullets would do just nicely.
Oh never mind.
This, they found a one, yes, enemy enemy maybe.
Couple bullets.
I don't see a single bullet, oh there you go.
Here's the bullet.
Oh
That's right now. I got you shit bullets. All right, don't we yet?
Behind you two feet two feet. Oh, let's move. Let's get moving. Let's have an alley. Do you want to do you want a helly?
No, it's gonna. He's gonna. He gets a gap. I'll pick those get in a helly
Join Coco's DC. I don't even know he is
You guys are with VC Congress?
Excuse me, sorry.
Oh.
Let me see if I can find what VC is here.
What do we say it?
Wait, where are you?
Rocks, beats, goddess, goddess, food.
I think it's the first round.
All right, deal with it, boys.
I'll deal with it.
I need to see the VC's Congress end.
Oh, there's a lot of guys here.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Who are you talking to?
Coco, will we land on Unifob or where?
Oh.
He told you an hour ago.
I don't know the way the land is.
What did he tell me an hour ago?
Where, do you know where the Air Force?
The top left, he told you at top left.
I don't know where he's just fobbed.
Oh, Latin America's coming out of here.
They just thought the east side's turning out tons.
Oh.
Okay.
We were raiding last time in these rocks
As you look scared right now
We're you setting up
They're getting fucked
I'm fucking dead. God damn it. Well, I just had an L 39. There's a bunch of math stuff
Just laying on the ground. You need hunkers to the compound. There's a bunch of mats a a 37
Oh
They're getting it open as you open the door
Yeah, he's a bench to reach a piece of cloth man. I can't just leave their open
Never mind
Fuck it in boys lock it in. It's the final person. I got it
It sounds like they've already, like, struck through the outer ring of it.
Oh, they've been doing this right for ya.
How's your experience been so far, sir?
Oh, it's been fantastic, brother.
Fantastic.
I could not be more honored to serve with such great men.
It's been amazing, sir.
Happy to have you.
Hey, I'm happy to be here, brother.
You're the best president I've ever served under.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
My man.
We gotta go take out Rush brother our final step.
Yeah, we just need to destroy that.
Absolutely, those dirty commies will fall.
Those are coming.
They pissed me off.
Those pissed me off.
They pissed me off.
I've been dreaming of this day for a long, long time.
These will, brother, these will, brother.
I can't wait to rip these commies in half.
Woo!
great do you want me to pick you up penetration old penetration that's
right brother that's right brother we've we've new brazil we have new
flat and now rain rush it for the final new piece boys can be a bigger hole in
the base I'm sending the main right now
We got this up without a push.
Take us down nice and easy, brother.
We're just gonna get TCA.
Yep, yep, yep.
Sorry, I'm not here for ya.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, but would you ever have any cloth on you for a bag?
Can you down there, please?
Can you get it?
False?
Yep.
I got you.
That would be fantastic.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh, I'm just gonna have a look.
I gotta get down so I can see the front.
All right, here we go.
Right there, 47.
Thank you, sir, thank you, my man!
Godspeed, brother, Godspeed!
L.A.S.R.A.D!
Godspeed, America, brother!
What's wrong, Asia?
He's got the idea.
What are you doing down there?
Yeah.
Tony.
Yeah, Tony.
You're a real bitch.
You're gonna beat the fuck up.
You're gonna knock us down.
I'm gonna kill some fucking cabinet, brother!
You're gonna do anything.
No more shit, Gosha.
Wait the tower.
We're gonna kill the new peaceful—
We'll send the other new cops, really.
I'm gonna kill them.
God!
Watch the shoe!
Kill every cabinet you see, John!
Get it!
Not on a single one-way.
Not a single one-way, brother!
Oh shit, no one would want to die yet.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I don't have any balls in the skins, oil wreck, oil wreck!
I'm pushing out left side of the main base first.
I'm taking them out with me!
Oh, damn it's in the chat, brother.
Head to find Johnny right there.
Hey Dave, how you doing? Got any of the skins, boss?
I'm good.
Thank you brother, thank you brother.
I'm just gonna be there and be there.
I'm exactly what I need to be right now.
Let's do it.
Alright boys, let's run!
Come on Dave!
Damage of the entrance!
Run!
Charge!
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna start shooting at someone.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm trying to stop. I'm trying to shoot people!
This is our base! This is our base!
This is our next base!
I mean, this is our base!
This is not ours. This is our base.
Not ours! I'm fucking blowing it! I'm fucking blowing it then!
Stand back!
Get back here.
Wait this far, baby.
Reconcili-
Get back here, guys.
They're gonna be in there. They're gonna be in there.
Get ready. I'm gonna go-
FUCKING BOYS! FUCKING IT!
all the guns all the guns everything get it all over here over here to the east to the
East.
Peeping up to the east.
Come here.
I'm coming for our job!
I'm coming!
Oh, shit!
What?
What?
Why'd they shoot?
What are the other 20 idiots doing?
God, please wait for me!
Oh, my goodness.
They're telling me to bring you back in there.
I'm going to the other jet back.
Oh, you've got to help me out.
John? John, how did that helicopter ride?
No brother, did you figure out what's coming?
And we're right into the side of that place.
Turn around boy, I actually am doing something.
I just blew up an enemy bomb to cut it's stuff in it.
Beautiful, I'm getting the White House right now.
Yeah, we're getting the White House.
We're getting the White House?
Yes, yes, let me get it.
Oh, I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
We're getting the White House.
What's the fucking why do we care about the White House?
Honestly, I feel like we should finish off Russia when we have the chance.
They also moved to Loupis, Mr. Pina.
What? Where?
They're moving to a left.
They flew to the White House.
Oh my God.
The Grenades of the Case, Grenades of the Attack, I look up and following them right
now.
Go, go, go!
The White House is under attack!
It's getting on again!
Move, move, move!
Move move move!
Got you Dwight Hodge!
Ah, I'm about to be...
I'm only gonna rock.
But I've got the spirit of a thousand Americans in my heart.
Yes!
I'm a fighter, I think.
This is a...
I'm a fighter!
I would love a boat!
You think you think you...
Think you think you...
I can't do it, I can't do it.
You're slaving it, you're slaving it!
Fucking communist!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Another one, another one!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
My girl won't let me drink voodoo rangers anymore cuz I
Can you tell Hallie to fuck off
I'm cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
I gotta rock a lot of J.K. with the...
GAH!
I'm coming along, I'm coming along.
I don't have any switches.
Not good boys!
Let me show you one freedom taste like you're coming past it!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Come on up.
Come on up, Mr. Peanut.
Come on up.
What do you think of this?
Fuck the truck.
Fuck the truck.
Fuck the truck.
Fuck them.
Two scabbies coming in.
Two scabbies coming in.
Bad news.
Bad news.
Why is your hands out again?
Bad news.
Bad news.
Bad news.
Bad news.
I'm going down to scabbies.
I'm going down to scabbies.
Four scabbies.
Four scabbies.
Full of communism.
Full of communism.
I'll push the bridge!
I'm in the front! I'm in the front!
We got it on a control
Push towards the bomb as well
Go on the left, shoot rockets!
Oh shit, oh shit
I'm gonna bolt, I'm gonna bolt these bans
Good work, good work, good work
Oh, sorry I should have killed you
control the control there yeah that means they lost
Yeah, do we win the fight?
Oh my god they just there's orbs in the sky that say Canada what there's like
fireworks yeah orb fireworks
well I wish I would see the White House we go back down to Russia no there's
someone in the White House there's still more we found it Russia we won we won
we won you found it Russia it's over we found it Russia it's over
brother
We'll be done in...
Very soon!
You gotta rock it out of here!
Hell yeah!
Fuck you, Jenna!
He's been standing in 30 minutes!
He's gonna go all you in the...
Global Warfare 5.
I really wish he'd be here a lot nicer to be here.
Oh shit!
Wait, so do we just start Global Warfare 5 like a leg up?
Yeah, I guess.
So fuck you, Jenna.
We're killing Jenna.
That's priority number one.
That's priority number one.
That's priority number one.
That's priority number one.
Russian can wave. Russian can sit down and wave.
We're nuke and jett. We're using the last nuke on chat.
Yeah, you do a buzz.
Spotted red guys, spotted red. If you have a backstress F on kill you, it's spotted red.
Is the rush red? Is the rush red?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is the rush red? Is the rush red? Is the rush red?
It's not over, it's not over. They're still fighting.
We gotta go! We gotta go!
Kill yourself! Kill yourself!
I killed myself! I killed myself! I killed myself! I killed myself!
Kill yourself! Kill yourself!
GO GO GO!
YES YOU SHIT!
I DID IT WHILE I KILLED MYSELF!
God shit, God shit!
YES!
YES!
YES!
I'M GOING IN FOR A TIME! GOING IN!
FUCKING!
Found the weapon!
I'm lagging so bad it is ridiculous, it is ridiculous.
It's worse than usual, it's even worse than usual.
I think they changed like the...
I
Save some commies for me brothers. Oh my god
I
Do that I'm gonna pick me up
It's over like it's over in 15 minutes the server shutting down like it's a 15 minutes. Yeah, it's over. It's done
We've each over. We have you launched last you get my
Fuck it. Fuck it. I mean the other that was I'm tired boss. Let's try boss. That's not boss
us what time it yeah from trying to TP me to the moon event they're really tired
from it what about the last nuke it's gonna carry on it's a global of warfare
five yes yes we're gonna spawn with two pieces well obviously wait guys is it
safe to say the American one are you Russian one out of Russia Russia loss
Yeah, it's kind of whatever and honestly it's kind of what I mean
Even if we could use last last nuke fight
But yeah, I think we won. I ain't tell her. I'm a fucking woman. We're cooking up. We should go do a speech
Unfortunately, we can't use the White House. Oh
Okay, and the White House this event so much to me guys like oh, yeah four years we lost in a row to Russia
And they finally have a pledge here to leave the man in the battle.
Yeah, it's my last year being a fucking leader and I'm tired after this.
It's my last year.
What?
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm not doing the event next year then.
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm done.
Stay out of it.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
That's my last, last year.
This ain't the last lane.
Nice to last.
This ain't the last.
This is the last for me.
We ain't letting you retire, man.
You good man, condom.
You good man.
You good man, condom.
You good, you good man.
You were good if you were to get by as best as you could, man.
Thank you, peanut.
What is this?
Oh, well, I will be able to enjoy the vlog.
What's up, Craig Shotgun? What is this?
What's up, Craig Shotgun?
I've never seen this in my life.
You're Craig Shotgun?
What's up, Craig Shotgun?
Oh, oh, it's the bomb.
Oh, it's the bomb. It just came from the bomb.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm stuck! I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich!
Ah, I'm coming for you! Save yourself!
Call me bastard for me!
Save John, call me magic for me!
Follow me then, shit!
Let's follow them!
Give them shield!
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
I heard a guy on our team say shoot-shot. I'm pretty sure he's on fire.
Give him an L! Give him an L!
Give him an L! Give him an L!
Fuck the bloody skin!
Oh, fuck off! Keep flying!
Good work, man. You don't know how to do it.
Don't stop shooting, you're the only one in time!
Keep slamming! Keep slamming!
Keep slamming!
Keep slamming!
Hey, Bolivia!
Keep slamming up!
Keep slamming up!
Let go of me!
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Fuck you!
Incredible, incredible!
Incredible!
Incredible!
Fuck you!
You got me dead!
Surprise enemy attack!
Surprise enemy attack!
You gotta die, you got a brother!
You got a brother!
It was all you at the end!
It was all you at the end!
That was the final blow!
That's what you can't fight!
Get him!
Well, we got him this game!
Get the fuck in there!
Get the fuck in there!
Oh
I got shot by an L96!
Pull him into the city for more!
I think that Asia is the nuke.
Asia's sold out for USA and Asia is the nuke. What is that?
Where's Asia and the nuke? What's that mean?
Is that a slain term?
Is that a slain term?
Asia led the raid.
I hope, I hope.
Oh
Is this or a farm is this or a farm and gang? Oh, it's not a game tomorrow. They're trying to get some work
What I'm clean
Are we still two pockets? Oh
I'm proud of all the people who are fighting by your side, man.
Thank you, good man.
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
It was a new situation.
That was a very stressful situation, it was a very stressful situation it was.
We were being chased down, we didn't know what was going on, and so we had to get rid of the nuke fast.
We forgot Brazil was on our teams, we got stuck.
I think it's mine.
Up.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Go to work, team.
Go to fucking work.
USA losing in-game NIRL.
That sounds like somebody in the map.
K&R 96%
At the dock.
Dab attacks on the subway.
I wish my baby boo bottom biscuit bums a happy birthday.
Happy birthday!
I don't know, I don't know who that guy is, but I'm pretty sure that was Russia translated
in English.
And that gentleman's having half a glass of lukewarm water and a piece of bread for dinner
tonight.
Enjoy your luxurious five-star Russian meal, all right?
Enjoy it! Enjoy it!
Five minutes from me, there's a target!
A target!
It has more supplies than your entire country combined!
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Just not the potato chip aisle is more sustenance.
Do you think that is graced your motherland?
Yes, yes, yes, thank you, thank you, Mr. Dodd, thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
Uh, hmmm, ooh.
Why, that's it? Are we done?
Any time concludes, go for Warfare 4, gentlemen.
I'm about to go get a pizza, I'm about to go get a pizza to celebrate.
Oh, that's great. Oh, that's beautiful, yeah.
I wish it wasn't five in the morning from the other person, but two.
Well...
Yeah, we could kill Jenna one more time guys don't work. Oh my god. Let's beat the shit out of her with a rock
They should we should we kill Jenna one more time?
Yeah, we gotta kill her and we leave the server immediately so that we can say we got her last
Yeah, we gotta get her back.
Ending speeds?
Yeah, I don't even know if there's time to do an ending speed.
Ending speeds are not like 3 minutes.
Jen is dead corpse.
Go to Air Force, go to Air Force.
I'm going to Air Force, I'm going to Air Force.
I sure as done, not in like 3 minutes.
I can't walk.
Oh, Jen, a left already?
Oh, she's off light.
He's off.
Damn it.
Damn it.
She got a shot.
She got a shot.
She got a fucking shot.
She got the last one.
You're on board.
Yeah.
Honestly, you know what?
I'm blowing up this radio with rockets.
This is beautiful, guys.
God, come over here.
Help me blow up this radio with rockets.
Over there.
I could have swear there was some rockets in one of these eggs.
Oh, shit.
Someone's just sort of rocking into the units.
We're the rocket chat. I swear there was rockets in here.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Why, motherfuckers? I'm blowing up the radio. I'm blowing up the radio.
Finally! Stand back boys, I'm blowing up that fucking radio.
I didn't choose to run, I didn't choose to run.
I didn't choose to run.
I'm shot by radio weapons last year too!
Where's the fucking radio?
Come here! Come here! I'll show you!
You killed that fucking radio.
How do I hear it? You have radios on?
Yes, it's been on the entire watch!
I think we can just turn that off.
Run to the radio, don't turn it back on!
I want it to be awake when I kill it!
Die you gummy son of a bitch!
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
YAY!
Why did you be awake when I killed it?
Good work, brother.
Good work.
What a joke, Jim.
Who was the guy that put the radio there? Who was? He watched his name.
Jenna. It was definitely Jenna.
It was more long.
I think it was Jenna.
Oh, Jenin's already gone. Jenin's already locked up. Ask me someone else. Who put that radio there?
Who put it there?
It wasn't me, Mr. President.
It wasn't me!
God, you son of a bitch!
I don't do upstairs!
God, no.
You got the guy.
Oh, help me.
I'm so down.
Just in case.
Oh, yes, safety.
Hey, you got him.
You got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Oh
Good time to get off
My god everyone is dead
all right yeah it's not for me that's not for me that's enough for me go go
I'm new to Chicago
yeah let's go give a speech in the White House let's go give a speech to the
White House that's a great idea oh shit that's well this White House you know
have a White House not really know I'm just gonna watch it
Coco we give it a speech yep all right good-bye to the troops one last
goodbye to the truth brother White House isn't really fully intact he was
You might do all the housework on the bridge
Whatever you want to do miss Coco
With an army leader you have these gentlemen in the back
We're got there Coco couldn't have done it without your lose ship miss Coco
for you sir that was my role you're good man mr. gunko you're good man
USA one first first time you conquered the chat boy never got before first
time being four years
victory is evapotage is so sweet
oh man
oh man
well yeah cuckoo i'm at the i'm at the job this time let outside the way house
outside. Can we be on this side? Is this the tall side? I want to see the flag. I want to see the flag. Oh,
gosh, okay. Yeah. That makes sense to me. That makes sense to me. I want to wait like two more
minutes for people to come. My ass is going to bed. I couldn't have done it without Genki.
Okay.
27 minutes she played.
She probably did.
Yes.
I'm ready to get in peace. I'm hungry. I'm hungry all day. Yeah, he didn't. We'll be getting
We get on a slide down to stop shooting for a little bit
That is
Thank you so much
Like every single week you guys training camp for this for like a year and a half
I want to give a huge shout out to Honda
Interviews the applications and interviewing everybody I'll give a huge shot for rusty pony
for running training camps every single week,
teaching you guys and vetting you guys how to play.
I want to give a huge shout out to the farmers
that've bombed all the resources and the masks needed
for us to do anything.
I want to give a huge shout out to all the people that
built and worked on the amazing art on this White House
and in the main base.
You guys brought our country to life.
And I want to give a huge shout to all the leadership
positions, you know who you are, for managing the entire army.
I could not have done it without you guys.
Seriously.
I'm not gonna lie guys, like I
I get so fucking stressed out at these events
because I know how much work you guys
put in. I get so
stressed out, there's so much pressure
and because it's my last year as
leader, I really
just wanted to fucking win it for the
you guys. I'm like a bit delirious
right now, but we did the
U.S. survey proud of my friends.
I love you guys, man.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for accepting me.
We love you, you cuckoo!
We love you!
We love you!
We love you cuckoo!
We love you!
We love you!
We love you!
Copy this, surrender.
This guy is my fucking pupil.
You are my fucking pupil.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for watching me.
In four years, in four years, we've never won a global warfare in the USA.
Holy fucking shit, we fucking made it to this place.
I'm gonna find out about that.
It's over here to close us out.
I'm gonna be quick boys.
I'm gonna be quick.
I'm never participating in one of these, but let me tell you, this shit was so damn fun.
I am so glad that each and every one of you was on my team.
I know I was like the president or whatever, but we all know who was making the big calls.
calls that led us to victory out there. One more big dance, Mr. Coco! One more big dance, Mr. Coco!
Mr. Really, Mr...
Thank you so much for making me the president for this week's best stand of the night.
I'm gonna have my second brother's USA.
That's me in the United States of America for USA, USA, USA!
All right, I'm getting pizza, I'm so fucking tired of hungry.
Uh, I'm good, uh, it's, yeah, uh, we all had a nuke, we got, we nuke Brazil, we nuke
Russia-slash-lad-damn, and then we raided Russia's real thing.
Um, mm, yeah boys, I'm, I'mma go ahead and get some pizza, you guys have a good one.
Yeah, you too, man.
boys I'm head not up I'm head not up I'm head not up I know I usually don't
stream on Sundays gentlemen but I couldn't miss the last day of this event
I don't know if I'm gonna stream tomorrow I was planning on not doing it but
then I heard that the tarcom seasonals coming out since it's a 50-50 it's a
50-50 I don't know it's a 50-50 it's a 50-50 it's a 50-50 we will be playing
the Tarkov seasonal no matter what that's not a 50-50 the 50-50 is advice
for you tomorrow but I want you guys to know I'll keep you updated the discord
boys I'll keep you up here I'll keep you up here was um see you tomorrow
months dark and dark and we'll play that again soon I'm gonna play some talk
guys I'm I kind of want to grind at minimum the beginning of this Tarkov
Seasonal thing I've been looking forward to it for a while, so we're definitely gonna grind a little bit of dark
Um at minimum at minimum at miss fall will play a little bit miss fall women. It will be a little bit miss fall
Hey on fuck you I'm getting pizza. I'm not even supposed to be staying with it. Hey
No, I'm gonna go get a large
bacon
banana pepper pizza
with a chocolate cake a
A large Dr. Pepper, two ranchers, two garlic sauces,
and I'm gonna sit my ass down,
and I'm gonna watch the new Rick and Morty.
That's what I'm gonna do.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Run!
Now!
Run now!
Yes, sir, brother, yes, sir,
my boy, yes, sir, brother, yes, sir.
Are they taking a group photo?
Oh shit. Oh wait. Oh god, are they doing it?
Gosh, I'm so hungry. I wanna go fucking eat my pizza.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Are they taking a group photo?
Oh
Oh
Are you telling me to go do it?
Is he our? Oh, give it to me.
Oh wait, no, no, they're not. No, they're not taking a group photo.
Oh shit! Oh wait, yes, yes, yes, only teleporting me, let's fucking go, yes.
Oh my god boys we f***ing did it
We gotta play
Alright we boss up and here boss
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good
Alright one more photo
God bless American Brothers
We do a Z
We do a J
We do a J
Tequila, Tequila
Nice PogChamp
Tequila Tequila
Who's this guy
I just want to say it's an honor to play with you guys like straight up
actually one actually one
and it fucking worked
you're pretty fucking amazing dude
thank you guys
resty resty
I've been thinking about pizza for like four hours
I'm
The things I'm gonna do this pizza you gonna have to you gonna have to call the police on me the things
I'm gonna do this fucking beat
Oh my god, so fucking hungry. Oh my god. All right guys. All right. I'm getting up. I'm getting up
Have a good one boys 50 50 shot. I'll see you tomorrow. I'll let you know the disco boys. I'll let you know the disco
I'm so hungry. I have the meat sweats. I'm so hungry. I have the meat sweats. I'm telling
you what I'm not lying one bit, but I'm telling you I was starving four hours ago. And now
I'm feral. Now I'm feral, son. I'm feral. All right. Good night, everybody. Good night,
now, gang. Have a good one. Good night, everybody. Good night, now, gang. Have a good night.
Good night!
Good night!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Good night!
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