TheBurntPeanut
[DROPS TOMORROW] TARKOV SEASONAL | DAY 2 | HutchMF x Lemon | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #BUNGULATE
08-04-2026 · 8h 42m
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I got a bitch inside
They ride with the mans in the night
Taking a vid, just to buy it
Taking a look at his gun
Bribing the main bitch, she do lines
I told her I guess it's fine
I'm just a paid bag but she fine
That game where they shoot, she die
That game where they show, where she die
That game where they show, where she die
That game where they bitch, where they knife
Guess she'll be taking her life
Hello, play with no guns
If you call, I'll be playing for fun
Fuck a bitch with a band and he burnin'
And I stop and he know you're mad
I fuck a bitch fuck
The bitch she sendin' my rap
The bitch what she put on that
Fuck a bitch in the back and the carry
Fuck a bitch in the back and the learn
I don't give a fuck, bitch come back
Fuck a bitch back, you a bitch
Lil' bitch does the best that they give
I woke up in a nap and she's all alone on my bed
I
Sorry, I realized I look I remembered I remembered about halfway through I wrote a halfway through
Guys guys guys guys guys alright fine today. You can say I was muted today
You can say I was muted whatever whatever
Fuck you fuck all of you. Fuck you guys fuck all of you
You're ready to learn some more subs, boss? Lock it in.
My shit. Miss Atlas, my man. Actually, speaking of wins, tomorrow, hot spill be in on this boys.
Tomorrow they're doing drops for Tarkov. I honestly, I didn't listen to what he said, but there's like
three ones and then there's like ones to get with subs or whatever. I don't really know.
We'll fucking figure it out. Who cares?
Also also really quickly really quickly guys listen before you get mad at me before you
get mad at me all right I was saying this on Hutch's dreams and some of you guys know
this but I we my brother redid the intro that we had during 4th of July for those of you
guys who don't know the reason I haven't played it because it was a big it was a big well unfortunately
all the 80s and 90s rock music and all like the classic rock music that you guys know of
is all owned by like Sony and Warner Brothers and now I don't give a fuck about DMCA you know
that I don't care about I don't care about that at all. All my videos are striked and
they sat the other thing I could give I could give less to my shit but the ones owned by specific
big companies they'll actually take my video down where it's not viewable at all so I had to change
music on the 4th of July intro so please forgive me but guys 80s and 90s rock music is kind of out
when it comes to intros I know that sucks I know it sucks guys but that's just how it goes
that's just how it goes that's just how it goes that's just how it goes that's just how it goes
Is that public domain after 25 to 30 years?
Fuck if I know.
Fuck if I know.
Do I look like I know something like that?
Look at me.
Do I look like I know something?
Do I look like I know that at all?
I have no idea.
That sounds right.
Honestly, is that right?
That can't be right.
Cause Michael Jackson died like a hundred years ago
and there's still copyright and this stuff.
You know what?
Beethoven, is Beethoven still copyrighted?
Wait a second, let me Google it.
Or Beethoven was, go check to see Beth Ovan.
Beethoven's songs copyrighted.
No.
No, they belong to public domain
because he died long ago.
Oh, you were right.
You were right.
Hold on, wait a second.
Hey, hold on.
How long after a music artist dies, does their songs become public domain?
70 years.
Okay guys, so I have good news and I have bad news.
Bad news, we can't listen to any 80s and 90s rock music, but the good news is is when you
tune into the stream in 25 days!
We will be jammin' out, we will be blastin' my boy.
See, we will be hitting banger after banger, my boy.
Let me tell you that.
Let me tell you that right now,
when 2050 rolls around, we're gonna be listenin' to all
the hottest rock music right here live on stream.
It's gonna be fire.
It's gonna be fire.
Hell yeah, we'll put on some songs from the Roaring 20s
for now.
Elvis intros, how long ago did Elvis die?
I have no idea, honestly.
Wait, what is this?
Wait, 70 year rule for most works by individuals
created after January 1st, 1978,
protection last for the life of the author, plus 70 years.
Oh.
Okay, so, okay.
All right, so I've got good news and bad news guys.
So bad news is we can't listen to rock music right now, guys.
But what we have to do is wait another 40 years
for the guys that made the music in the 80s to die
And then after that, we wait 70 more years,
so we'll, in 2100, we'll be blasted,
we'll be rockin' out right here on stream.
January 1st, 2100, tune in boys, tune in, tune in, dial in.
We're gonna be rockin' it, we're gonna be rockin' it,
we're gonna be rockin' it boys, but until then,
don't hate on me, I had to change the song
The fourth of July video to it's actually a rap song. It honestly is still really cool
As I said the hunt if you never heard the first one you'd be like, oh, dude, Peter
That's really cool. But because you heard the first one you'd be like, oh, what an L what an L
Well, you know what fuck it. Let me show it to you. Let me show it to you
All right guys, I'm telling you just try to forget about the first one
We can't do it because Sony or Warner Brothers or whatever fucked me
Ride that highway, rockin' bass
Walk my house, look like I'm in play
Walk in the shelves, she gon' make you buzz
I do damage, your neck gets panty
Psycho, baby, like it's Mary Manson
Got that cash, she fancy, give this Friday man fancy
Pull the walk out the pantry, take a sip and I'm gasin'
I
Deal with it deal with it. Fuck you guys deal with it. Fuck you guys deal with it
Fucking deal with it guys. You know what? You know what guys? I'll make you a deal. I'll make you a deal guys
I'll make you a deal. Okay, if you promise not to put elves in the chat whenever I play that intro
I will promise when the year 2100 rolls around I will put the original song back in it. All right
Is that a deal? I feel like you take that deal. That's a damn good deal. That's a damn good deal boys
That is a damn good deal. That is a damn good deal. You better take that deal
It's only on the table for 20 more seconds. Ooh, I can take it. I can take it the deals only you got take it right now
Hey, you gotta take the deal right now.
It's only on the table for 15 more seconds.
Ah, well you took the deal.
You took the deal.
All right, let's get it boys, let's get it.
Put it there partner.
Hrrr, that's a deal partner.
That's a deal partner.
By the way, the guy that sent me $20 in Super Chat
two hours before, right now, when I wasn't even live.
Talking about his vasectomy
For no reason
God bless you sir. God bless you sir. I saw that here in the in the chat
I usually don't get a lot of super chats when I'm not live, but God bless you sir
God bless you. God bless you and good luck with your vasectomy. Mr. Winchester up
Mr. Winchester up
God speed sir God speed
God speed.
Oh, and Mr. D-Darble, we're taking some boy good man, good, ah man!
And Mr. Doodle and Mr. Sparky.
Oh, and Mr. Doodle, give me some boys good man, good, ah man!
Thank you, my boys, we saved you, my boys.
Uh-oh.
They wait to tune in when I'm 80 sounds lit.
Oh, it's gonna be fire.
I'm telling you, that'll be the day.
That'll be the day, gentlemen.
That'll be the day.
Uh-oh.
Where did Hunts go?
Where the hell?
Wait, what the hell?
Did it hutch?
Do not tell me hutches logged off.
Do not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do not tell me hutches logged off.
Do not tell me hutches logged off.
He went for a walk.
Guys, at least me is something believable.
Come on guys, can we stop lying to each other at least making some believable?
What did he really do what go to the cheesecake factory roll down a hill?
Get a life alert necklace get one of those chairs that goes up and down the stairs
So you don't have to walk them. What is he really doing? Come on guys?
Let's be for me. Can somebody tell me where he's actually have to
You know, uh, waddle it, he's waddling.
Okay, that's, that's believable.
He's waddling.
He's waddling.
That's good to hear.
All right, well, we got Mr. Levin still.
Mr. Levin!
Oh, Mr. Peanut, I've been waiting for you.
What, what happened to Mr. Hutch?
Where'd he go?
Hutch said he's going to eat dinner
and he's going to be back in about 50 minutes.
50 or 15?
50, 5-0.
That's an odd number.
It was actually, it was an hour,
but I mean it was about 10 minutes ago.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Gotcha.
He has to eat dinner.
And then I'm only here for an hour as well,
so honestly, once he gets back from dinner.
He didn't literally just see him eat a full meal
on the stream an hour ago?
You literally, I remember I was watching this stream
and you asked him what he was eating.
I did, he did just, that's not even a joke.
He was eating something.
I asked him, and he didn't even tell me.
And then he literally just got off.
Was that the pre-dinner?
Was that the prep for dinner?
Was that the warm-up?
I think it was pre-dinner.
Listen, and Peanut, we met a guy in game,
and the guy chatted at us and said,
Berter, and Hutch said he heard Berger.
Like, you can't make this shit up.
Dude, I'm telling you, that guy, he's got,
it's something in his mind.
something in his brain if he wasn't six foot eight you'd imagine if Hutch was like four foot nine
He would be so wide
They could use him as one of those planks you lay down to have people walk on a ship
Yeah, cuz that that would be oh gosh. He'd need two seats at least in the airplane
What for his right cheek
One for his cheek, but she could see me four seats
It would be a whole row. It'd be a whole row. It'd be a whole row.
Um, okay, well, I guess you're just doing me until, uh, he comes back.
Um, let's, uh, what, are you, are you in front of me on Quest or am I in front of you?
I think you might be in front of me by just a little bit.
I don't know. I didn't see how much, uh, you did last night.
I did 21 Quest total.
Okay, you're ahead of me. You're probably ahead of me.
But I, I've almost opened up, I've opened up through interchange.
So I mean most maps I got something to do
So I'd say if you've got a map that you really got your eyes on you're like I gotta get in there
I could tag along and do whatever quest I have along the way. Oh
Wait, why is this we hold up give me a second. I have a guy that's saying he has quest for me to accept but I don't
See them what is going on. What is this? It's just like a new update. Am I supposed to click like a secret button?
What what you see these are just as little green marker drop that no it's already dropped out you see I tried that
Also gonna need all these arrows. Oh if you see any cigarettes, you don't need I love a little cigarette
Oh, I see do need cigarettes. I need about 12 or 13 more those bad ones
Okay, thank you boys. Thank you. That's fine. Yes, we be competing for cigarettes. Honestly, dude
I see we start with some fun. Are you want to talk off sooner yet?
Let's see here. Let's see here. Who has that one? I don't think so, but
Yeager Yeager Yeager. I do not have that one yet. What do I have to do to open that one? Yeah, we guys
What is the the question before talk? I've seen a part one because that's a fun one. We can we can do that together
That would be incredible
Let me see let me see if anybody knows it's kind of a really
really specific question.
Everybody knows that one.
Everybody knows that one.
I know what I know when I find the answer,
I'm seeing if anybody knows it right now.
Oh, you know what?
Is it the Suleyman one or first aid?
Could be the Suleyman one.
Well, let me just Google it.
Let me just Google it.
Let me Google it.
Let me see.
Let me talk of shooter part one, talk of.
It says the quest before it is acquaintance.
Do you have that?
Acquaintance, acquaintance.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
I have it. Oh, no, no, this is all because I haven't done this quest.
It's where you give three Eskipax, two packs of instant noodles and two cans of beef stew.
I do not have that one.
You do not have acquaintance?
No acquaintance.
She now I'm confused because either you haven't completed the quest to get acquaintance or
acquaintance doesn't exist anymore.
I did not turn it. I did not do acquaintance yet.
Let me see what the one before acquaintance is.
I feel like I feel like at first date. I feel like you have Yeager unlocked, right?
I've got Yeager unlocked but in the other day much to change up because the quest before acquaintances introduction
Did you guys kill Sherman last night?
Oh
The key I couldn't get out without putting in my body, so I started you there
Wait, do you have a question as well? I
Have that one as well. We could we could go for you kill them and I hate the key. Well, I guess it was
right up here. Yeah, thank you so much. Um, uh, one second. Oh, you know what? You know
what it might be? Or Swift, the one that eliminated any target without using armor
on woods. Yeah, I've already done that one, but I can help you out with that one. You
know what? You know what? Why don't I go into a woods without armor and a bolt action.
I'll do my quest and the same time I help you with your quest. Yes, let's do it. Um,
Wait real quick real quick. What level is Yeager for you?
Yeager is he's level one everybody's still level one for me. That might be why this is happening. You don't have my question
Maybe I just need to sell some stuff. Hold on. Let me sell a few things
Wait, oh, I need to get his uh, oh never mind. It's it's his uh, what is it? How far away you reputation reality with you?
Irrigation is influence. Irrigation. What is the word? What are we doing? Reputation?
reputation I'm at 0.3 and what is the date to get the little Joe point six but
this works if we do the woods all right let's go on woods no armor no helmet
let's kill ten guys I also have a one with them that I have to turn in three
medical items from in raid we could go visit the the medical center and then I
need to kill four scabs I could we could knock out three on here very easy I
would do I'm gonna do eliminate scabs from over 40 meters away with the
with no sights, shoot any target in the leg,
shoot any target at the head over 40 meters,
and then I'm also gonna do the stash
with two water bottles and a stash with two insure packs.
I'm gonna do three questions as well, yeah?
Okay, done, easy.
Done, easy, easy piece.
We can do it.
Wee, wee, oh, okay, I don't have the money.
Bye, all that stuff.
One moment, one moment, one quick second here.
One moment?
Yeah, hold on, I actually need like five moments.
Do you have five moments?
I have about four moments.
I could get all of them.
Okay, okay, okay, we'll settle in 4.5 moments.
That works.
Does that work with your schedule?
That works with my schedule.
Okay, 4.5 moments.
Give me 4.5 moments.
One moment, or 4.5, shall I say?
4.5.
4.5 moments.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold.
Holding.
Still holding.
Hold.
Holding hold for quick my moments hold hold
Hold hold hold
Hold
About to release. Oh, don't you not release do not release hold not release do not release
please
Light release do not really do not release. Okay. I have the waters and I have the iskavax it is complete
Okay, what's the name of the water it's grow on?
It's on Yeager. It's at the bottom. I don't know it's calm down. I don't have it. It's fine. It's fine
All right, let's kill some guys. Oh, okay. All right. Well in my list of shrooms there if shrooms there yeah, paper scissors
We do or we flip a coin for the key
Okay, okay, well rock paper scissors or a coin or pick a number and you have to choose the number
Let's do that. We'll do the number. Okay. Yeah. Wait. Wait. Am I picking a number? Are you picking a number?
You pick the number, but I choose the number.
Wait, wait, wait. Run that by me one more time. Who's picking the number?
It'll be like one or two. I choose the number, but you're gonna pick the number.
Oh, so it's okay. So I'll be like, in my head, I'll be thinking like two, but I won't tell you that.
And then if you choose two, then...
I was hoping we could reverse. In my mind, I could think two,
but you're gonna say two but it might be in my mind one does the MXLR still
count as a bolt-axe rifle on questing or did they fix that
yes okay okay so okay sorry that just screwed me up can you run that money
one more time so if I say so who's saying to you're saying to just say two in
the time drive all right I'm gonna say one I'm gonna say the opposite I'm gonna
tricky up don't you do that I'm gonna trip you up I'm gonna tip you up and I'm
gonna say one well first we need to find Sturman you're not wearing armor though
right no no armor no armor I'm gonna use a 308 rounds there we go
you put ammo on your butt oh that is such a shame that is such a shame okay
okay all right all right all right we ride we ride right now
Oh, Mr. Jimbrough Mori and Mr. Flop, look at what good man good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boys.
Please, thank you, my boys.
It'll be so much easier if you're on the same class, because then all of these
we count for both of us.
This is horrendous if we're not on the same class.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
Also, I think you need to sit.
Did you already send me a friend request?
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, your name is what?
What is it?
Ah, Juice.
Man, leprous.
Oh, yeah.
K-U-I-C-I-U-C.
You got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, you got it. All right. Okay. Now I now we ride
We ride
But amble is the best you I don't know why you put a boy on but me one
I saw that you guys were putting on Twitter than I'm old bitch you gave too easy fuck you and your 20,000 hours
You bitchless freak don't talk about guys don't come on
Exactly exactly
I
Will say though without putting everyone your butt it is pretty nice when you kill a guy oh
You got the goods and then you get because because then you got everything they add just to run their guy
You have their mags that you have their extra ammo
It is pretty nice
Maybe like a full because it used to be
Hey, you would get like a gun and like maybe like remember they've been shooting at you
So they're only gonna have like one mag left and then you can't really use that guy. So that is kind of cool
And you know all their best stuff was still the way yeah
You used to be able to put magazines in your butt. So I mean you should kill someone. Really? Yeah, you don't know that?
I don't I don't remember that. Oh, er. It was actually before I even started playing before I was I played way
You can put magazines in your but so nobody actually put magazines to their chest rings
So you would just keep them in your butt and then when you died you wouldn't lose anything
And Nikita saw that and said hell no.
Oh he said hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no.
He was wagging his finger on me.
Exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly.
Mags up your asshole, yeah mags up your asshole.
Oh shit, oh let's ride.
Oh, here's some noodles right here, look at that.
Have you discovered what you're allergic to yet?
I have not found anything that I'm allergic to.
I think I might be immune to everything.
Holy shit, have you come right to the propatol?
I have not just a propatol.
Take the shot over there.
Yep, on it.
Yep, on it.
Any moment now.
Any moment now.
I'm dead. Are you? What?
All right. Good, good, good start.
I love this start.
Please get that gun, please.
I can't put another one.
There's a PMC over there.
There's nothing.
Wow. Wow.
That's slightly good, gentlemen.
Good work everybody good work excellent work out there boys
It worked out there
Lemon I'm just warming up it's about what I'm just uh, you're just warming up
It's the peanut butter flowing get the peanut butter flowing yet about you know, maybe do some light stretches
Wait, does the trend is the transit looks to work when you were you on the floor? I
I don't know I would never do that ever but if there was still working I could you know be a shame if something happened
It does not it does not still work
Never mind. Why would you better pass up that stomach ASAP before you die?
Gonna get that stomach right now
Hey, are you oh?
Oh, it was black on my screen. I didn't see that you oh
I
be quick in nimble like that. There might be a guy. There might be a guy.
Probably not. Hard to tell. Now's your chance to kill Sturman unimpeded. You
want to take a quick bite at that. I'm gonna pass over here. I'm gonna get this
PNC real quick like and then I'm gonna get Sturman. Then I'm gonna get the key
no longer need to do the number game. Let him cook boys. Let him cook. That was an
Thanks, and first read on a street treat really starting today. I'm good really starting out. Yeah, you love it
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy
I'm a lucky boy is the lucky perch
That's right
Starting off like usual that was not like usual about that was a
That was a little extreme. That was a little extreme right there.
He might just be way the hell over there.
I thought Peter was an Arc Raiders streamer? Arc Raiders may be, can I say?
I see a guy right over here watching this.
Arc Raiders may be my first game ever.
My first game ever, I've never played another game to that. I'm trying to talk to him lately for the first time actually.
Oh shit, that's what's... I don't know how that came up.
Oh! All right, oh, I do not!
But is that your name? Is that your name?
Peter Eats...
Is that the message? Is that your fucking name?
That's his fucking name!
Ooh, name the count!
All right, okay. I see what today's gonna be about.
I see what today's gonna be about. I see what today's gonna be about.
I see how I'm gonna be treated today. I see how I'm gonna be treated today.
I see I see I see how the tide turned your turn against me. I see what's going on
I see what's going on is clear see even a five man can see read a five man can see I see how the tide turned
Lemon gimmick or brothers right no their lovers their lovers their lovers they are gay
Gay lovers
Hmm
Watch I'm confirmed right lemon, uh-huh right a hundred percent
Gee when I say guys well you only have three bullets in your gun
There you go, if you have any other
I
Wait a minute, I just want to thank you for agreeing with me there when you had no context whatsoever. I appreciate that
Oh, yeah, no problem. You were saying only the best of things truthful thing truthful
Truthful and honest and I appreciate you being a yes man a hype man. You're you are you are a positive
That's what I like about you, Mr. Lemon. Always positive.
I try to be.
That's what gimmick says about you. He says,
Peanut has never lied. That's right.
Not in a thousand years. He says,
I've never seen Eli escape his lips.
He speaks the truth.
He speaks the truth.
He speaks, he speaks the truth.
You just take one, I just got to take one little look.
Of course. Take your time.
Take your time.
I just got a few items. Oh, shit.
We should be already looted, huh?
It looks like it's already looted.
One more than peak over here.
I feel like if I get this, this one's locked.
Alright, we're gonna go.
Well, what a great first raid.
Oh, I love the game. What a beautiful game.
What a beaut- What a great raid!
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid!
Alright!
Okay, you're going good for both of us. It's a big day for both of us. It seems
That's great. I love that. I really enjoyed that. I enjoyed it wholeheartedly
Fantastic fantastic. Well, you know what? You insured that gun though, right? You insured that gun your guns insured
There's no insurance on seasonal
Well, okay
Mr. Juiceman, I have
2,000 rubles and I somehow need to come up with a whole other
$90,000 rifle 40,000 and ammo two water bottles with $15,000 each
And so that's gonna be I'm gonna need another 4.5 moments if you don't mind get together your 4.5 moment
I will I will I will I would at once I will hesitate not I will hesitate nine
Listen, are we going to this? We're running it back. Whoa. Oh my gosh
Listen what if you say if you listen, yes, I might have an MXLR on my character. Really?
Really? Yeah, if you if you would say something really nice about me, I might be willing to bring it out. I
Might be willing to handle but although I only have five bullets. You got bullets. Uh, yeah, I can
I can get some bullets. Yes. I can get some bullets. Yes. I don't know is it worth it
When you bullets I'll bring you
You, you, you, you, you, you, you.
Don't think too hard.
Yeah.
I'll pause and think about me.
There's so many, it's hard to choose just one.
The bravery.
You are.
You are gaming.
I would not have the bravery
that you must have to be you.
I think that was a call.
Don't look too far into it.
I'll bring out the NXLR.
Don't look too far into it.
It's a compliment.
You wouldn't have the bravery to be me.
I'll tell my wife about it.
Don't look too far into it.
It's a compliment for sure.
Don't worry.
It's 100% a compliment.
Do not worry.
Well, then I'm bringing it out.
All right, thank you.
Thank you.
Of course, anytime, anytime, anytime,
anytime of course.
Let me just get a little bit of cash
so I can get some water bottles, some water bottles.
Just a couple of water bottles will be very nice right now.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Now I mean that awkward period
where everything on the flea market is super expensive,
but I don't really want to sell on the flea market
because not a lot of people have the flea market to buy.
The stuff that I want to sell you to mean yeah, I know what you mean
You can I mean if you could hold on to it just for like a couple more days. You're gonna make some huge
Huge here, but also you need that money
But what do you do with that your traders like how do you get the money for your traders?
Do you sell there or do you kind of do the buy sell what's your?
strap
The traders I we don't like to get the money requirement to level them up
yeah I really dealt with that just yet I kind of just been just relaxing I've
kind of just been relaxing and taking it one step at a time taking it one step
at a time now hold on one thing while I just figure this out I just have to get
little bit of
Good to see you get mr. Blitz good to see you get hope you're doing very
Well, mr. Blitz very
Well, thank you my boys. Here's your brother. I hope you know what I appreciate you mr. Blitz
You're good man, mr. Blitz. You're good, but I hope you would very well
very well you're the damage thank you my boy thank you my brother thank you my
boy this next one's for you this next push I can't like it's for you I want
to be cool and once I figure out how to get enough money to get the ready that's
is a stipulation that is a stipulation in which is required of the situation
uh what uh i mr. lemon mr. lemon i'm still working out the ins and outs of
getting enough resources into the raid i will say that it is tougher than one
might think and one get into the rain yes i genuinely don't have any money how
much money did you say you have 2,000 rubles now i have 20,000 rubles oh boy yikes okay i mean
yikes is required there i i feel like i mean we could do a little like a we could do a loot raid
we could go to street no no no no no no that's unnecessary fair what's what's the gun called
Mxlr you said right?
Mxlr, I've got five bullets of the locked T ammo for you. I mean it's five enough if you land every shot
No, no it is not. I'm looking for the ammo and it's not showing me it for some reason. Oh
Well, um, wait, what would you get this?
It's from it's from jogger he's level one
There it is.
Okay, now I've got, I've got 56 bullets.
There we go.
All right, that should be sufficient.
Oh yeah, I think I'm good to go.
Let us receive that.
Are we good?
No armor.
No armor, no armor necessary.
No armor necessary.
Let's do exactly what we did last time,
but just a little bit better, all right?
As long as we are improving it on a raid to raid basis,
that's what matters most.
That's what matters most.
That should be unstoppable.
We're honestly you know what this is our first grade mr. 11 that last grade we're scratching off the record
I was gonna scratch it off
This first raid is gonna be huge huge first raid. We're gonna be getting there. We're gonna getting millions of rubles
We're gonna kill Sturman. We're gonna find it like some delicious little sandwiches to be able on
Exactly exactly exactly. I'm gonna find out what I'm allergic to and die because of it. It's gonna be fantastic
We'll give you a little proper talk.
I'll be allergic to that as well, and I will die twice as fast.
I feel like it's gonna be proper talk.
We will see.
We will see.
Let's ride!
Right
Medical medical. Well, I had to get my things right here. Should we go to medical first?
No, we got your plan
Your plants right here plant in medical
mmm, I
Knew they would give me shit. I'm missing lemon. Did you ever see that video I made before the July it would it had a
What was this? They didn't get pulled down or something. Yeah
I well, I had that's that's what I'm saying is it used a song that was owned by like Sony or Warner Brothers and
God and it's a severe DMCA not a regular DMCA where they actually tear my video off the internet
Like like a real DMCA a real one like yeah, I just muted not just like muted or like you get like a little bit of trouble
It's like serious where they take it all down
Changed it. I didn't see the sign that way now everybody's giving me L's in the chat. Oh my god. What's the new song?
I don't know what it's called. But honestly, it's a banger
And it's honestly kind of a bit that's the problem is the lemon is if I sold them that intro
For the first time they go peanut W. That's a banger
But because I've shown them the original version which I will admit is inherently better, but I cannot use I get all
Yeah, or the first the first song though was what was it?
Understruck yet
I'm not my god. Now. That's a real banger unlike your new song. Well, okay, you don't even know the new song
Have you know the new song I again? I don't know. I forgot it's a it's a
Grande it's a Ariana Grande
Justin Bieber
Yeah, yeah, it's basically the normal crew. It's the normal crew. It's Ariana Grande ex Justin Bieber
You've always said Justin Bieber is better than a CDC. That's
Yeah, that's something I like that about you you don't change I don't change I don't change. It's right. That's right. You know what?
You know, you know, hold on, wait a second, you know who would, wait, oh, you know what?
It's Bandit by Don Toliver.
Bandit by Don Toliver.
Don Toliver.
Yeah, that guy is practically as famous as ACDC.
Practically the same amount of famousness, yeah.
I feel like they've got just as many popular hits that I can name one after another.
Don Toliver might be more popular than ACDC.
to see. Uh huh. Everybody's
saying W W W W W W W. W
God. Yeah. W God. W God. Um
good to see everybody's on my
side. It's always good to see.
It's always good to see your
community is rooting for you.
That's right. That's right.
I'm kind of curious how deep
you can go with this. Severe
song is it genuinely tears it all down automatic. I mean, could they put you in prison? No, they
can't put me in prison. Actually, the way it actually, I believe it works based on my knowledge
is that if I, there's nothing I can do that YouTube literally will not allow me to, you know,
I usually just ignore DMCA stuff and I just put it up anyway. It doesn't matter. They auto detect
it with AI and then they delete my video. They delete it. So there's actually, even if I wanted
wanted to disobey the DMCA, I couldn't.
We've got the less severe ones.
We get the message in the email saying,
you used it strong, it's muted.
And you can't make money on it.
But we've never had it deleted.
You really, you pushed it to the limit.
I pushed the DMCA to the limit.
You're kind of a pioneer for all of us streamers.
Of course, like Christopher Columbus.
I'm Peanut Columbus.
Well, you should re-upload it again.
with the whole AC DC album and at the end of the video it says I dare you to
take me to prism it's just an idea if you really want to be a pioneer that's
your idea the climate change girl you could be our climate change girl that's
a good idea that is a great idea but I don't know if you hear this but somebody
is actively fighting Mr. Stubusky this is very loud without the headphones on I
I don't I didn't mean to eat ones so all these snaps of the Sanchez. Yeah, quite deafening
All right, oh
My god, they're right there. They're right back up back up back up. Yeah, I'm out of stamina. I've done back
Holy crap, I I'm gonna die. I'm about to die a horrible
I'm looking directly at me. I'm gonna try to quick scope
Okay, all right
But a flesh wound what a flesh wound no big deal. No big deal. No big deal. No big deal
Oh, big deal. You look great. Thank you. Thank you. I feel great. I feel great. I feel great
That's what's most important
It's a quick... Listen, you're feeling good. You're looking good.
That's right.
Light wound.
Nothing to be worried about. It's just a flesh wound. A mere flesh wound is just a scratch.
I'm not even bleeding. I'm not even bleeding.
And you could ban the abdomen, right?
Of course. Of course. Yes. Of course.
A quick...
You don't make this moment really epic.
What?
Thunderstruck.
Thunderstruck!
Well, once we get played, we'll have to sing it, alright?
You ready?
Help me with this while I do some epic tricks on Sterven's car.
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck, put up a fight!
Thunderstruck!
Keep your teeth!
Should be all night long!
Out of my life!
Bam!
Took me all night long!
Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck!
Thunderstruck!
I did strike watch out. I'm done this track watch out for that
Watch out for that. I did drag
Don't just keep saying I'm going in keep saying it
That went about exactly as I thought it would go I want to see a press I survived that long excellent
You know what? New plan. New plan of attack. New plan of attack. New plan of attack. Those
quests we're doing, that's a rich man's game. That's a rich man's game. All right, we're
poor guys. We are poor. Yes. Yes. That's a rich man's game. A rich man's game. This
is what we're going to do instead. This is what we're going to do instead. We're just
going to go in there. What quest do you have again? Kill with no armor. Okay, I'm going
going with no armor but this time I'm gonna do an escape on off SKS with a
sight I'm gonna take sermon ski I'm gonna mark a weather station I'm gonna I'm
gonna put the water in the extra back and I'm gonna kill one as you say camp
scabwood sawmill or a better village on woods getting four quests done back to
back to back boom bodily boop boop really boop beep bam I know exactly what
I love it I think that's a great plan I stood the only thing I would add to that
plan is let's see let's just make an agreement if we hear Sturman I know we're
poor boys but we should at least take a beat well that's not only are we gonna
take a beat we're gonna run there immediately I have the PSL one now I
can take Sturman down with ease okay perfect perfect perfect all right I
think I'm ready this poor boy is ready you're not gonna tell me that you need
five minutes are you no I wouldn't no no I will not you surely you're not gonna
make me wait here no of course I I'm ready to go I let let us proceed let
us proceed a peep never hurt anyone have you ever heard of a peep hurting anyone
I've never heard of it well I had a neighbor who peeped on another neighbor
and there was a lot of hurt people he spent some time in prison but other than
that guy a peep never hurt nobody well that's not the type of peep that you're
thinking of a peeping Tom I'm thinking of a prison peep okay well what besides
the point I'm talking about taking a peep as in like curious George would look
at something he is curious of oh okay like a peak or a peep like like a peep
Or a peep, like a peep, like a peep, like a peep.
Like a peep, a peep.
I haven't heard about a curious George peep.
And I've heard a lot of curious George,
but I'm gonna listen.
You seem like the guy who read a lot of curious George.
That's incredible book.
He was a very curious monkey.
He was very, he's a very curious monkey.
And I feel like people think-
You know, curious George never had a tail.
you know that you're right you never had a tail yeah you never had a tail it's
called it's called it's called the manchester effect I believe oh I do
know what it is. The the the man chest, the Manchurian candidate.
Manchurian kid. That's what it is. The Manchurian candidate.
It's when you were shopping, but it didn't really happen.
Mm hmm. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yes. I never thought about you. Have
you heard of that? Oh, the Mandalorian effect, the Mandalorian
effect. I believe it actually is cause you get that wrong. Oh,
the man, the Mandalorian effect. That's I don't know that.
And so, well, let me explain, let me explain.
It's when you remember something being one way,
but in reality, when in reality, it was another way.
So you're gonna spend the next four weeks going on TikTok
and telling everybody it was the previous way.
I'm pretty sure that isn't the Mandela effect.
That's, I think the butterfly.
What's the Mandela effect?
No, the butterfly effect is when you step on a butterfly
And because of that, 400,000 people die in a random country across the world 10 years later.
You're right. You're right.
Now let's ride!
Let's try.
Alright.
We'll talk more about the Nutella thing.
Let's run
All right, okay, we'll talk more about the Nutella effect later. I'll think about it. Mm-hmm. All right, let's
Let's focus. Okay. He's focused up. Yeah, go straight to sermon
Look out for one of those weather thingies. I had to place a
Marker on one. I also need to do that. Oh fantastic fantastic
How many markers did you bring? I brought a fleece begin? I brought one enough for each of us
I also I have one I've got one with me. Well you only need one
Oh, okay, then I'm good. They changed the quest. Does it share? Like if you put one do we both get it?
Uh, maybe. Let's test it out. Let's test. I believe there's one up here to the right, right? Or no.
Uh, I never know where these ones are. I just kind of stumble upon them.
You're just well, you're just well. I believe there is one right here in the forest toward the swamp. No, the swamp is that way, isn't it?
Was it not no no no the swap is this way
I'll just agree with it with whatever you say. Yes. That's good. That's what I need. I need a yes, man. I need a yes, man
Thank you
Believe it's all right. Yeah
My guy is there's a stamina issue. Oh, you know what you got the stamina perk. Oh, here it is. Yeah
I found it. Yeah, I'm not the stamina perk. Do you not get that one?
I didn't choose that or maybe I did Sprinter
I was doing these called marathon
No, I know what we're gonna do is wait wait 30 seconds here and see if you get the task done as well
It's called steady signal steady signal
Did you dip down or did you stay high up? I'm laying right next to the wooden thing that would that we're marking
Okay, yeah, I definitely don't see the wood. Oh, I think I see the one thing
It's on a little back. Yeah, you see the little wooden box on the little legs looks like a spider
I just completed it didn't let get it compete for you it did not it did not I
but I now I see this wooden spider
if I hit you there I know you have been like lemon it's been a great run I've
I've got a...
I can't hear.
Folks, he just got on.
See you, Lemon.
Thanks.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
No, please.
No, no, no.
I already had these plans with these guys.
We appreciate you filling in.
No, no, no.
Impossible.
Impossible.
That would never happen.
Now, it's time we go kill Mr. Subrissi.
But you know what the good thing is, Mr. Lemon, is that I have not heard a single shot so far.
So I think we're going to be uncontested down here at the sawmill.
He's here like 75% of the time so he's usually just here. Yeah, he's been here every week. So we just turn to my right. Oh
My god, take that mask. Yeah
They hit my son 70 now and then one or two times I can't wear that armor
I can't wear that armor.
Oh, you don't want to wear it, you just need the helmet.
The mask, he has you turn it in for a quest.
I have the mask.
The smaska?
The smauska.
The smauska.
The smauska.
How do I get the smaska?
The smongle.
Wait, are you wearing armor?
You're not wearing armor.
No, I'm not wearing armor.
I'm wearing nothing but my gun.
Good, good, good, good.
Don't need to worry.
It seems to be shot to him by the U-SIT camp.
I do need to cut back, but that was not what I'm here for.
So I will ignore it.
I'll ignore it.
We have to get Sturman.
I need his key.
Oh, well.
at key. Oh, my God, Sony shots over there.
It was that. Oh, yes. Well, you know, sometimes he doesn't
doesn't spawn with the key. So you have to be wary of that.
Oh, OK. Yeah. So just, you know, if you get really unlucky
and just doesn't have to listen, if we really don't want to blame
the first look, I'll take the first look just to see because I need
the XP, the look, the, you know, the loot XP. Of course, of course.
in if the keys that I'll leave it I'll loot the other you know what I'll check
if the if the items are poisoned first because that you could be allergic
disturbance items I'll look and I'll just I won't even look I'll close my eyes
and I'll just I'll just kind of rummage around through his goodies and makes
us that poisonous if like a fentanyl needle hits my spare my hand while I'm
rummaging then I then then we know that it's not safe you're like one of those
guys who's always helping the wound in it of course as you know what you didn't
You know what not even Sherwin actually might be a bad thing always here fucking go back
Right in the eye
Really go you go
I
See you no, no, no, I'm looking I'm looking you should be by those cabins those cabins
Listen, I'm gonna drop down to the first cabin. Yeah. Yeah, he's on the other side of the third cabin other side of the third
I heard him. I got you go ahead go ahead and see if you can get him on the right side
I'll go to the left side.
That doesn't sound like him at all.
Uh, that might not be him.
I could have swore I saw his big jacket.
I don't even see this guy.
We sure...
We sure...
We sure...
We sure...
We sure...
We sure don't have regular scamp, regular scamp.
What happened to Strip?
You guys, did we not see his big jacket?
Did we?
I could have...
I had...
Doesn't Strip have like a white jacket?
Do we use a brown?
To the far right of the the red barn thing over there. I got it. Okay. I
Gotta go I gotta go like a real person
This you know where we are
We hide you over there. Did he shoot or did they walk? No, I watched him run. I watched him sprint towards the noise
Oh, okay, okay?
Okay, I don't know. Let me turn my fade on it's getting it's getting quite
Daffodil in here. It's getting I honestly I was supposed to turn on my fan at like an hour ago. I'm so hot
I'm gonna I'm gonna you don't need to you don't need to keep sweating. No need to yeah, so sweaty right now, right?
Okay
Let's proceed
Let's proceed. I'm moving up. I'm moving up. I'm moving up
Do something something?
Well, you didn't hear his gun. We haven't heard his gun yet. I feel like he's not here
But I could have swore I saw a guy in this guy kind of look like it. It's a light jacket. Oh
I don't know guys. We see a sermon we're like running do what running voice
You guys see because I feel like we saw to the middle the big truck up here. No
Losing
We don't mean it. They're here. They're down by the beach. You know, I just acquired
147 United States dollars. Holy shit. Oh
My you know what they should do they should put like hilarious money in here
No, I'm not I'm inside of the cabin
Okay, these are bad guys. Oh, okay
Come here, come here.
See right here, I'm right behind you.
Oh, we're the bad guys, uh...
Am I mose and jammed?
No, just...
Trash bad guys.
Got him!
What now?
Gotcha.
Okay.
There's one more back there.
I don't think Sturman's here.
I, I, I have to agree.
I have to agree, I don't think he's here.
I think Sturman fooled.
Unless he's on the other side.
Should we, can we be on the other side?
How do I, how did I jam a mo...
Have you ever jammed a mose and before?
Uh...
Hmm, I don't know do most of the jam I thought they like go jam that I a hundred percent and maybe this is my unlucky trait. Oh
Maybe that's not the guy do the unlucky and lucky tree
Directly affects if you're gone jams or not and literally nothing else, right?
That's it. That's it. I
Well, I'm not sure that I have no reason I suspect that I'm just guessing with no information whatsoever
Oh, hold on. I have another thing I have to get up for you one quick second one
Yeah, no problem no problem
I actually have two fans I have one fan that's on the ceiling and another one that's actually hanging from
Send fan. I'm gonna take the moment to turn on my I had to turn on the second fan
It's you know what a ceiling fan looks like there's a string coming down from the middle of the first fan attached to a second fan
hanging directly below it. So I had to turn the bolt on and that's and honestly
I'm honestly considering the third fan that is connected below both of those two fans.
Okay are you moving through grass right now? I move through grass. Okay.
Combs, Combs. I just got two pesos, Mexican pesos. I got to do a shout out here.
Okay I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Alright. Okay. Alright. Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic,
Don't spin all this don't spin that all in one place. Do not spin that all in one place
I will not I'm gonna buy something really nice. Good good
Get you get you get your wife a new handbag or oh, yes. Yes
Let me get in here hold on now. I just gotta loot in here. We one quick say
All right, here we are. Just let me get right. What are we doing again? What do we what?
I think I think hold on let me see here
I've gotten him!
Okay, I need to kill-
I've seized the day!
Four more targets with no armor or helmet.
Okay, let's- let's go do that!
Let's go do that real quick!
And let's go get your water bottle!
Your final water bottle!
That's what I was thinking!
Oh, Mr. Big Alp!
What is it?
What good man?
Good Alp man!
And Mr. Doodle!
What good man?
Good Alp man!
And Mr. Man!
What is it?
What good man?
Good Alp man!
Thank you, Bob.
What's the name of your Bob?
What?
Perk lucky effects, all chance base effects, weapon jades, my functions, fractures, and bleeding.
Are you sure about that? I don't think so. I don't need to release anything.
I was hoping that it would affect when you loot something and spawn something better.
That's what I was, that's why I chose it. That's why, that's why I chose it.
Are you sure about that?
Yes? Are you a hundred percent?
and oh shit oh god every shot I hear I'm so I'm so tizzy up I'm freaking out
this is 11 this is me some gentlemen with guns nearing us these are boys I
think these guys got our loot they're a couple whales they just breach for some
air ready your harpoon oh here we go here we go
you haven't seen a whale like these two oh here we go the view the real people
are the left or the right I think they're on the right going to the left
like they're probably gonna extract oh I swear the bigger guns on the left and
the smaller guns on the right
I mean it's possible what are they doing on the left I don't know oh yeah I see
Oh, that's a scab scab tricky question. Yeah, yeah, don't you?
You know what they might be overdoing what we're trying to do they're trying to get to the water. Oh another scab
So I should be sure to I think you should start to eat these guys out because we go that way anyway, okay?
We go this other one for your question
So as long as we only see one bullet per time they will be able to triangulate our location and kill us with ease
Oh, what's all right?
One shot. Okay. One shot.
One for the back. One shot.
One kill. Welcome. Now, they will be able to try to try to leave our location.
Is that you shooting?
That's me. Hopefully they can't. I got one tap. One tap. Oh, that was a real person.
Wait, the guy that we knew, the guy I just killed was a real person.
Oh my god. I swear, look at his pants. Look at his pants.
Oh my god. What the hell? He just stood there. This is his first day on the job. This is
generally this guy's first day on the job. This is this guy's first day. He looked over.
He was yelling help. Could you guys help me? He just... Well, right in the dome. Hell of
a shot though, huh? Thank you. Thank you. What are we looting? This guy has just the
most random assortment this this is genuinely a scav in a BMC body I think
we killed a poor we kill a poor naturally did we kill a poor poor and ugly
person you think he's got a friend out here I trust me I looked at this guy this
guy has no friends absolutely no friends this guy has F's in the chat for
that loner we just put down oh sevens oh sevens in the chat for that load of
Use a five gentlemen a fine. I was not me shooting. That was a big gun, but that sounded like kind of like a stamp
That sounded like a grenade
You moved my left. Are you running?
I'm done in a hole. I'm gonna do a jump. Oh
Okay, it's okay. I'm on your right. I'm moving you okay
Yeah, the thing is the ground to put my water and my instrument back in it. There's a hundred percent of guy in here
I just got a feeling here is now infected with the poor. No, I didn't catch the poor
I stayed a safe distance while losing that man a very safe distance. Is that what okay? Never mind
I thought I thought that was a guy aiming for you as a bush. It was a dark bush. Oh good work push eliminated
I would rather you know, I'd rather take the shot. Honestly. He did that 11
We work out there. Let me place my one second. Hold on my placing a place in the water bottle at the
whole
You just guard me for 30 seconds and then we'll skedaddle on out of here.
I think I need, I got to get one more scab.
Listen, once you get out of there, let's find one more scab.
Maybe there's one just right up here and then we can be done with Woods forever.
That's a good digging.
Let's do that.
Let's get one more scab and then I get ready.
We got to go back for Sturman again, but I mean, I,
Well, yeah, but we do that at a later date because this is gonna unlock a lot of quest for us properly. Mm-hmm. Yeah
You know, we can even go to use that can't really get this thing going. I think you have that question. What do you have a question?
No, but I mean we're right there. Let's go there. I need I still need my scab
Okay, I'm on the I'll see the single axis fiber optic gyroscope and the motor controller
Which is back at love but I could do like a five six quest
Right here. We really are cranking out and we really crank it out like we're talking full crank
Oh, oh, we really crank it up. We can really do this. Are you are you outside the hole? I'm gonna go to the hole
I'm done. Oh down by the the flare extract. Oh god. Okay. I'm gonna go grab the gyroscope and the gyroscope
I'm gonna go got those two. It's gonna leave me right back to saw metal. Then we'll go right. You said kept nice
You guys
To my right to my right there in the woods this is this is
Is that a scav or I don't know those are we have to be players they're going to a right
I don't see about behind that hill see what you see where I'm face can you see me
Oh, I'm gonna start running towards them to them straight straight in front here
Okay, oh they're like oh, that's like energy
Oh, that's gonna be a huge couple of us killed him. Oh, that was probably a scav
Now was this guy.
At least there was two.
It was two.
I don't know where the other one went.
I hear someone running.
Are you sure you killed him?
Nope.
I killed one guy.
I killed one guy.
Got him, he's dead.
Got him.
Oh, beautiful work.
We got that backpack.
That way everybody can see us in the forest.
That would be great.
There's no guy.
We got this backpack.
This one was not a player.
But it had player-like energy
As you know what I already do this this backpack and you might want to got this back like you need for a quest
I return my name
What backpack is it? It's a backpack. It's a pilgrim backpack. Oh, I oh, yes, please also
Are you are you done with that question with the who's you do see the thing about yeah, put put up put armor on
Yeah, but I'm gonna put this on for a month
Oh, no, no, I need these crackers
I'm not allergic I'm fine I I I I I I since I since I'm not I since I'm not
Okay, there's a PMC right there's gap here, but don't worry I got it
They're all along let's you get these drivers coach them ahead of you stick up. Let's go dude
Juiceman, we might be the best players to have a live what we're about to I'm up to a five-man question
So I left your left your left over here right here in the woods in the woods in the woods straight
I say yep to them to them
I
Got the one in front the one behind us to the one like we're pretty good with rock
I
Don't know anymore. I couldn't I kind of like talking about you could be
Honestly, I bet he's laying down
I've not seen cross this way. I'll keep watching this way
I'm on the right side of the rock now. What are the one jacket is the one that's still alive blue one is dead
Is it a whale oh, yeah, you know this is got this yeah
Oh, he's on top of the rock. On top of the rock, he got me.
Oh, God!
On top of the rock, the crates are at.
Come, touch, touch, touch, touch.
Oh, God. Oh, no. I don't want to die.
Is he actually on top of the rock?
He was on top of the rock when he killed me.
Oh, God.
God!
I think I hear him off the rock now, I can't die, I have two requests, requests.
Don't you die of me.
I won't die, I'll never die, I'm the bug leader.
that one's gonna stay. That one's gonna stay. That one stings a little. That would have
hurt stings to dad. And I don't have enough money to heal myself. Oh, yet. I needed that.
I needed that more than you could possibly know. We should have never gone to the church.
We should have never, we should have never.
We got, we got too wild.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen,
Ray had scanned the poop out of me,
poop out of my butthole.
He came out of virtually nowhere.
You know what, he was probably a stream sniping hacker.
Hacking racist.
He was a hacking racist.
You should have heard things out of his mouth.
It was horrible.
I muted, it was stick.
Oh my God.
like really. Oh my God. This is intense stuff. Oh, he's a sick son of a bitch.
He's a he is a sick, sick man. Well, okay. Well, luckily I still got four
quests done. Only four. Only four. Only four. Only four. That's right.
Things actually still went pretty good for me. Okay. And honestly, I
completed three, so I'm not I'm not mad. Okay, good. We're making great
progress we're making great progress I opened up so many tasks we do have the
one where you just have to survive for five minutes oh oh I love that one but
here's the deal here's the deal mr. peanut and I got dark our shooter part
one it's done I've got to go I've got to go I got to go I got to go I got to go I
gotta go eat family dinner I've got to go hang out with the family wait hold on
before you go to the art
Do you have survivalist past simsic?
survivalist past
simsic
shimshick
sim
Do you have the one we had to survive for five minutes more suffering from dehydration?
Shim sick who has yeah, got there first. Yeah girl. Let's see here
No, I don't I am looking right here. You know the like I believe this is might be the rarest key in the game
game. This quest, which is one
of the most dumb quests of the
whole game that you can do super
easily, it says that it unlocks
the ability to purchase the dorm's
mart key. Wait, what? Wait, it
says it right there. Like, like
buy it with real money or buy it
with one of the traders? Well,
buy it from Jager. Yeah, it is.
That can't be right. Are you can
you are you able? Are you sure
you're reading that correctly?
Wait, it's a border. It's a
your barter. Oh, you know what? It's that same barter we've always had. It's never
mind. Nothing new. No, nothing. No, that's, I think that's new. No, nothing. There's
something new. It sounds like something new. Nothing new. Nothing new. Nothing new. Nothing
new. Nothing new. Well, listen, Mr. Lemon, may I say, with the, with the family stuff
and going and eating with your family, that shows you,
that really shows, I mean, truth be missed, Levin,
something, you know, it truly shows
that you're just not dedicated enough.
You don't want to level up your traders.
You're not hardcore.
No, no.
Yeah.
I'm hardcore, dude.
How about you go eat with your family, you scumbag?
How about you go hang out with your kids and your wife?
What did they get?
I'm gonna eat.
I am gonna do that.
And you know what I'm gonna tell them?
I'm gonna tell them the compliment you gave me.
I'm gonna say.
He said it is, now I'm trying to remember the word here.
It requires a lot of bravery to be me.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right, Mr. Levitt.
That's right.
Tell them.
They'll know it's a compliment.
They'll know it's a compliment.
Okay, goodbye.
Godspeed, Mr. Levitt.
Godspeed.
Well, gentlemen, all of our friends have left us
and we are one hour 50 minutes in the stream.
All of our friends have forsaken us.
They have left us, they've left us to die.
They have left us in the cold, starving.
Hello, my friend.
Welcome in!
Welcome in.
I was just saying that I knew my friends
would never let me down or betray me
or leave me alone to die.
And let me tell you, was I right or was I right?
I just got done walking.
You know, P, I gotta keep up this petite light figure.
You know, it's been years of chiseling, eating right,
staying mobile.
And I just, I had to go and get this body moving.
You know what I mean?
That's, you know what?
I've been working on being nicer to my friends.
So I'm going to pay you a compliment
instead of, instead of insulting you.
Yes.
You got this.
I bet you go down hills very fast a lot faster than many others could because I'm
fit and I can move my legs real fast right I've said my compliment and I'm
not required to add to it okay I'll take it okay thank you boss thank you
yes of course how's the legs going actually decent I just completed four
four quests in one raid.
Yes, yes, yes.
Honestly, I kind of want to go and finish this.
I can do another four quest where I can get the gyroscope,
I can go to the Usec camp,
I can eliminate scouts from over 40 meters away
with a bolt-action rifle,
I can shoot them in the legs and the head
with a bolt-action rifle.
That would be four quests in one raid.
And that's kind of what I wanted with that one for you, Mr. Hutch. I have all those I think let me see
I know I have the both actions. Well, it's really nice. We say the progress
Exactly and I have the Eskis you want to play at the Eskis? Oh
Yeah, I forgot we were saving that so we can do it together. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't
Yeah, let's do it. You did there is no way that I didn't do that
So that we could do it together
for you to do it without me.
No, I haven't done it.
I haven't done it.
I planted something else.
I planted evidence against Putin.
I planted in the bunkers.
I planted little sweet treats like crackers
and gumdrops as well.
So if you're ever hungry,
you can go back down there and nibble on them.
Mm-hmm. All right. Okay. It is what it is. It is what it is
Okay, but you are a piece of shit with that on the right. I forgot. I forgot on the record. It's all good
It's all good. It's all good. What level are you now? I am level uh, uh, 16
very close to 70
What level are you on what level are you?
18
Yeah, it's just out of the doctor's reach. Let us proceed. Let us proceed.
Here's the question. If we share these, should one of us bring an actual gun? The other one
Is the sniper and I work on just protection duty. Well, let me think I have to go to use it. Okay
I'm getting the gyro thingies. I have to need that I need 40 over 40 meters and I need to shoot the legs in the head
Um, I'm kind of worried that one of them won't share. Uh, but also obviously we can just swap guns
Um, should we do that that honestly? I don't really see well, you know what? Okay, sir
Let's do it. I'll bring an op sks with a scope on it. It's actually kind of popping off on woods right now
I can take out a lot of guys with it.
Sounds good. Sorry, my dog just got a bath.
I'm he's he's on crack.
He may have gotten into my supply.
Give me one second.
What?
Is that dog smoking crack?
See, you get into his crack stairs.
I hate when my dog takes my drugs.
Yes, of course, Mr. John, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Of course.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Chat are saying that Streamer Hutch is dishonest about his health and his fitness.
Is that the AI chat, Subri?
Even the robots know.
Even the robots know.
When AI comes down, they can come back to fight.
I'll just bring a boltie and we'll both boltie screw it will be snipers. I thought we agree on the other thing. Oh
Did we agree on the other thing? Well, uh, what is about it? You let's just bro. Let's just go people. Let's do it like
Let's let's do it like old times
It's both me some oldies
All right, we can do that
great idea
Thank you. I tried it. I try to come up with a lot of those
Well, you failed terribly a good amount of the time at this time you did okay. I
I think I do a pretty good job. I think I do a pretty good job
Pretty good job, but being ugly. Okay. All right. Well, that's for sure. Okay. All right. Well, that's not very kind of you to say
I that is not very kind of you to say it's not very kind of you to say at all
All right. I got an MP 18. I got a net kit. I'm ready to rock and roll
That's an interesting taste.
Oh gosh, okay, all right, let's ride!
I think you're gonna like what I'm wearing.
Are you wearing the nut sack?
I am wearing the nut sack.
Oh, incredible, incredible.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
You're a genius, you're wise beyond your years, Mr. Hodge.
Oh shit.
I also forgot the brain.
Oh, I missed on purpose.
Missed.
I missed on purpose.
I missed on for-
I missed on for-
Fuck.
This is not working as one hand.
It seems, it seems.
Right there by the tree.
Oh! Oh, shit.
Okay, I'm gonna move before I get eviscerated.
I forgot to bring armor.
I forgot to bring anything I can see except for this motion.
Okay, alright.
Do you see him?
Yeah, he's walking up.
I'm gonna get a little bit closer.
He's only 40 meters.
We're like 100 health.
Let's just take a little peep.
A little peep has never hurt anyone, Mr. Hans.
Never.
Never.
Everybody knows that, everyone knows that.
I missed, he has a shotgun, he helped.
I don't know where he is, I'm looking, I'm looking.
One down.
Oh excellent, excellent.
Makes you shoot them in the legs and then they're at double points.
Double points.
You want me to use them to hop in this window on top and shoot them in that field that he's
He said, he's gonna be one second, I'll take care of him.
I'll take him out, boss.
Oh, there's a tree in the way.
I just shot a stick on accident.
Well, me and all my homies hate that stick, so it's all good.
Amen.
It's all good.
I can't find this gentleman.
Are you finding him?
Oh, oh, yeah, there goes the arm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'll do a loopy too
I'd meet you on the other side.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, quick loop.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm just going to do a loop to do it.
I'm so lucky to be alive.
Oh my god.
Oh, I see him.
I see him backing up for the 40 meter.
Coming to legs.
Now I'm going to go for the head shot.
OK, I missed the head shot.
Okay, I missed it.
Oh, shut up!
He's got me up!
I got him.
I got him.
Don't worry.
Did that count?
I can confirm it does not count.
What?
Wait, we don't share?
We don't share.
We don't share.
Okay, I see zero points overall.
So you already bit it off.
What, what did you like?
What did you, what did you have?
What do you have?
Do you have any?
I have one.
Okay, so a dungeon share.
What the hell?
Why doesn't it share I don't know it's stupid
I guess it might just be the kills
That is stupid I say we skedaddle a lot out of here this place is not worth the amount of time
Take if you got I just checked I got I have zero on the
on the 40 meters leg and head and zero on the 40 meters away in general you can't
get to carry through every quest bro lol I carry hot supply I'm not for good
certified can say I do not have a catapult from the medieval times I
don't have four shopping carts duct taped together all right so how about you
You shut your mouth, pussy!
Mmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm.
Dumb truckie.
Wait, the dumb truckie has.
Let me tell you, he collapsed that thing.
Whoo!
That's how Haiti fell.
That is how, that's what happened to Haiti.
Yeah, he was congested for days, and he took a trip there, ripped a fat one.
Ricked a four on the scale.
Hmm, Mr. Hutch, where you at?
Mr. Hutch?
Mr. Hutch.
Mr. Hutch.
Oh!
That scab may have shot me in the face.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
cover. I am currently putting on both my legs because as he blacked out my arm the damage
spread everywhere. I'm concussed. Good. I also forgot to eat so I am starving. Oh my
god well those houses have a lot of food them. A lot of food. Do I have currently? I'm under
sniper mountain heading towards lumber mill. Alrighty. I'm looking for scavengers to shoot
over 40 meters away with my bolt-axe no scope rifle,
and I will let you know of my progress very soon.
Alrighty.
That's the...
I'm on my way.
My body is fit to prepare.
He's looking for it.
I've eaten a can of beans.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
I'm heading down towards the lumber mill.
Oh, hold on.
Is this 40, is this 40 meters?
Is that 40 meters?
I'm guessing the multiple shots was you?
Yes!
Multiple kills.
I'm guessing.
Many kills.
A whole army is dead before me.
Okay.
Got it.
It's working. Working on it.
This guy's good. This guy's good.
This guy is good, Mr. Hutch.
There! Got him! Ha!
I've bested him despite every attempt.
Good work. How many more do you need?
I need four more and two more leg shots
shots and one more headshot.
Got it.
Let me get the funny bush.
Where are you at currently?
I'm between Stapham Mountain and Lumber Mill crouched over a body.
There's a scab behind me.
I hear him. Working.
Oh that's neat!
There's a player here on dead.
Okay, yeah.
Yep. I'm on it. Yep. Okay.
To your left is a player. Yep. Yep. Very geared.
Yep. On it. Yep. Yep. Yep. I'm on it. Don't shoot me. I will avenge you. I will avenge you. Don't shoot me, boss.
Should've known as I was running up to your position that there would be another guy with an M4 right next to you.
Where?
Land on it. He's right up there. Right here?
Yep.
I'm prepared, I'm ready.
You will not trick me, you will not deceive me.
Let me check my tasks.
Okay, I neither of those skills counted at all.
Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Right.
Don't you ever shot, I am on the case.
Wait, is this one of the boom cha-cha, boom cha-cha, or is it the boom boom boom boom shotguns?
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
This is boom, boom, boom.
Fantastic, okay.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
I'm moving forward.
I'm moving forward.
Great haste.
You see those blow-stipe of hill?
Yeah.
Yeah, like right there.
Right there's where I died.
Okay.
Gotcha.
I'm on the prowl.
You heard him to your left, ADS.
Oh, oh, you're right.
Oh, oh my God.
There was two.
I
Generally might have a heart attack playing this game every every
Muscle in my peanut body just fluctuated as soon as he shot me. I
This game is not for the weak weak apart. Who killed you some bits with no no bitches
Johnny three boy
Johnny three boys. I forgot you
That's who got me
Um
My speaker was cleansed. Yes, my speaker was cleansed. Yes, excellent
Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Don't take every muscle in my beat it body flinch when that guy shot me.
Woo! Woo! That was intense. That was it. This is not going well. This is not going well.
It's a hunch. We have to step up. We got to step up. We got to step on the gas. It's not just
if we want to make a real change, a real difference.
They're talking about?
Yes, yes, I should have planned on.
Yeah, chef!
Yes, chef, I should have planned on there
being a guy three feet from you.
I honestly, I don't know how I didn't plan for that.
Well, well, you know, well,
there's a lot of factors that would be blank.
There's a lot, you know, you never know what to expect, but life is like a box of chocolates, Mr. Hotch.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
You know, you never know when there are two gentlemen with fully automatic weapons waiting in bushes for you to walk by
so that they can eviscerate your body and turn you into a cheese slice.
They're talking about?
Just like, you know, you don't know what you're gonna get in the mail or something.
Alright, now let's ride!
By the way, the whole time I was hunting those guys, they kept telling me,
You killed Hunch, you fool. You killed Hunch.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, I shot two scavengers and my Mosin, although I am quite mighty with it.
I'm quite versatile with it. It is not fully automatic.
Or an M4.
Or an M4. Or an M4.
You honestly, I will say that we haven't switched service in a long time.
I don't think those guys were stream sniping, but I will say that that is something that we will have to think about.
for sure.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Let us proceed.
I'm going to bring Aubrey this time just in case things go awry.
Got it.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Mm.
Right.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
But no headset.
No headset.
No.
No headset required.
You don't like to hear the enemy coming.
You like to feel them.
I like to feel them.
I like to feel the way they are.
of me coming you like to feel them I like to feel them I like to feel the wet
slippery swan deep in my man pussy while I look desperately around for men and
trees and bushes and digging holes on the ground there's there is this there's
an art to this Mr. Hans just an art to this I'm trying to die of a heart attack
live on stream today and talking about that if I hear them coming it'll just be
a regular death of the video game but if I don't hear them coming my sphincter
will clench so hard and rip the muscles from the rim of my rectum, and I will bleed out.
And that is in itself the ultimate goal of Escape from Karkav.
Now let's ride!
I
Moment now
The moment
Oh
My wife loves you and I love your wife
I LOVE YOUR WIFE!
I LOVE YOUR WIFE!
Oh, it dried!
You ready for a great raid, Miss Dutch?
I don't think we're going to die another time the rest of the night.
I don't think so either.
I feel pity for the next hooligan that crosses our path.
We will cut through him like a hot knife through a stick of butter.
about that. I didn't agree more. I do have a question. Yep. Do you understand the significance
of health headphones? Yes. Yes, I know what headphones are all about. You just choose.
I must break the news to you. You have dragged it out of me. I have been trying to hide it for so long
But I can ignore it no longer. It has become increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer
I am poor. Oh
Got it. I'm poor. You're not a forehead for this
The only reason I have this motion is because for some reason two of them were delivered in the mail to me
got it hey sorry I asked that was a SpongeBob quote by the way if you get
kind of butchers it's okay you didn't get mozen in the mail no I can tonight no
longer it's because increasingly obvious it was it's plaintin and he says I am
small it was the ice cream episode where he mind controls
It's one from and he says that's your ice cream. Now let him have it. Okay, you can have it
You said talking memory
No, okay. All right
It was good. Thank you. I mean I feel like I watched it listening to you explain it. Go ahead. Go ahead
Let's proceed let's proceed
I decay how people like this game it plays and looks like shit
You're so right
Yeah, I hear that I hear that oh
Careful you're close. Yeah, wait, is this 40 meters is 40 minutes?
Time to like once over the headshot
Got him got him
Nice and that completed my head shot for over 40 meters away
Now I have to get one more legs off for over 40 meters and then I'll set this kill
Here you go
All right, make sure you don't kill them cuz I gotta get my head shot well
I gotta kill him too
I'd kill three more for over 40 meters away without without sight
Got it. I will make sure not to call out the scabs anymore
Oh
As we see this we see you fast you faster boys
This would still look like shit when you're screaming I have they like done something to fix that okay
Sorry guys, we'll get up woods as soon as we can which kind of kills
get in the get a lot of I'm getting a couple guys looks like that's getting
yeah it's gonna get a couple of cops it messes with the bit rate because there's
so many trees and grasses we'll get out another map soon this I swear this I
swear mm-hmm it looks fine well that's because I'm trying to stay in one frame
if I look around like this it's gonna look pretty bad for a second some other
trees. It's over to the camp to the left. So good. Oh, all right. Okay. All right.
There might be some action over there as well. Well, let's go get them. Let's go let
them have it. I just saw my steal. And I saw my steal. One bullet with their name on it.
I am using the HVC.
There's a guy right here with a shotgun.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Is there a scav or a person?
Player.
Oh, good heavens.
Do not worry, but I will, I will, I will revenge you.
I'm on his case.
You will not survive this battle.
Hey!
You get your ass back here, young man.
I'm not done with you.
I'm not finished with you.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
okay all right okay excellent raid get him an excellent raid right well that'll
happen that'll happen you never know what it might happen but it will there's
nothing better than dying to not a headshot but an armpit shot one bullet
straight to the armpit this this hole I kill people over 40 years without an eye
without a scope is it's less
whimsical than I remember.
I remember this being a fun
quest.
This this is not that my memory
must betray me.
I think my memory.
I don't think we need we don't
need to go to woods to get that
quest done as well.
We wasn't just the other one.
We checked.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Let's just go somewhere else.
Yeah.
Think it, boss.
Oh.
Uh.
At Woods?
Woods?
Believe it or not.
I had to fucking ask.
He doesn't believe in taking cover.
Does he?
No, I like to be out in the middle of the open so that they can feel my aura.
Hmm.
I already think we win so much.
Mm-hmm.
Guys, I'm telling you, aura is half of Tarkov.
Aura is half of Tarkov.
They sense your aura, they get scared.
They start missing shots.
They start making mistakes. You have lots of aura you win every fight. Mm-hmm. It's about the aura. It's about the aura
But you didn't win that fight
When I really thought he was going around the rock because he was on top of the rock
giving him more aura than we had in the middle of the field.
You see, that's why he won.
He out-auraed us.
He out-auraed us.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That makes sense.
Yes, that, yes, right, that, right, that, right, that, right, that.
Right, that, that.
All right, so, OK.
And now we grab another Vodax and Rhymeful, which I am now,
I believe, out of, except for M700s, which I don't have sights on.
some weird reason. Maybe I'll read the MP18.
Those work. Okay.
Barely. Barely.
They have my chiney chin chin chin.
They were good.
They technically do count when you shoot the man. It is possible.
It is possible. All right, let us receive. Let us receive.
Oh, if you heard me before, P. Yeah, but it might be worth just to out here,
bringing an actual gun for the players and bringing the bolt action for this gas.
I say we just take our punishment.
We chose to play this game and now it is time to lay in our back.
We have made our bed. It is time to lay in it. We could, we, we,
We suffer until the question's done.
That is what I say.
That is what I say.
It is not only an option, it is our duty to do so.
I waver, okay.
Well, then you are a wussy, an assissy,
and a softy.
What?
That's too far.
That's too far.
I bequeathed him, I bequeathed him.
You son of a bitch, that is too far.
Woo!
Woo!
Oh, get bequeathed, get bequeathed.
Oh, I'm being naughty today.
I'm being so naughty today.
Oh, I'm so naughty today.
All right.
What map do you take him?
I don't know.
Questions?
Well, even if he kills over 40 meters,
so I'm just gonna choose a map
and then you tell me if you like it or not, okay?
Okay.
I
Yeah, I mean yeah, fuck it. Fuck
So go ahead and put up literally everything I care about
You know he's playing menu simulator because he's actually really bad at the game. Oh
print this a print this a man K
I
See I didn't print this he's jk
What a relief a way has been lifted off my shoulders a way has been lifted off my shoulders this dodge
I imagine if he was being serious, I know I was about to get I was about to be seething with rage
I was about to be seething
How did Bert look at animated get fucking partner?
Is he cooking that on?
Yeah, a little bit of motion P. I feel like he's got
Motion that's motion right there. Holy shit
That's motion like that's him. It's crazy motion and there's going to be a lot of people upset about it
And I love that it happens. Oh, let me VIP him like the guy. I don't know why he's not already VIP once you say it
Is it burpee enemy of the burp the burpee didn't mean I feel like I'm
My mind. I'm not too sure. I only has the thought early as
there we are there we are yeah okay well yeah I was correct I was correct it's
just little nuances that trick in your mind they flip flop flip flop yeah I'm
gonna grab my phone real quick okay there he is there there we go it works
there we go there we are hello good sir hello good sir that's got motion
That's right. That's right.
The entire actual gameplay could be a sword.
We are just doing a punishing quest. We are just doing a very punishing quest right now.
Very soon we will be fully geared, automatic rifles, great weapons, great armor, great helmets, headsets.
and we'll be blasting through these gentlemen like drywall but for now we
are just doing a specific set of quests we are almost done all I do is get four
more kills with this silly gun and then we are done but until then it is
straight suffering we are we are all suffering together we are all in the
same boat you're all in the same boat all of us will suffer together
I'm already told you this.
Yes.
You're time.
You got part of it because we stream us making the animated episodes on your day off.
Yeah, I know that.
I know, I know that.
I just, I didn't know you.
I know you were cooking like that.
I didn't know you were cooking like that.
I know you do that.
I just didn't know you were cooking like that.
That's our motion. That's our motion.
Greetings from Germany.
Slappin' blabbin'
Disgloybra.
You don't know what it means.
Did you get the server connection? Disconnection?
I did not and I'm going and let's, let's ride!
Let's RIDE!
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Ah, I can't wait to use this piece of crap.
Just gotta make sure it's fully loaded.
Just gotta make sure it's topped up. Gotta make sure the magazine's topped up.
Gotta make sure we have all the bullets necessary if a fight arises.
Just gotta make sure that we're locked and loaded in case we see an enemy.
I cannot wait to use this gun.
One of the best guns in the world.
I remember that time I took down a whole lobby with it.
With ease.
With my eyes closed.
And my cock taped behind my back.
Ready.
I'm at the cottages.
I'm at the cottages.
On my way.
Is that a feral level 4?
Yes.
Yes.
I'm...
This is...
This is...
Whatever it's called.
Ocaratus.
Ocaratus simulator.
This challenge I just got a east wing 108. I can't remember that good
108
Concentrating I don't remember asking you damn thing. Oh, all right
You're back back give a backpack
You're a backpack or not
I
Don't have a backpack you can put it in your butt though if you make room
I
See my force private
And come back to you later
What in the hell is it in here?
Is that you running is that you're running yeah me coming in?
What do you know nothing of nothing of your concern weather boy. She is mine
Oh, I have a room for this.
Oh, don't you dare!
Don't you dare!
Don't you dare!
She loves me!
I have no room for anything.
We go down to the dives.
In the trees above us.
Is he here?
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
Oh!
One down.
Move again.
Move again.
How they're over coming.
How they're over coming is a good idea.
This is a great idea.
I've never had a better idea than this right now.
You see him?
I'm swinging right nope
People get people get a shitty thing
Where they go?
Not too sure. Oh
I see we should we go down to the I see forget these guys and go out of the docks in this question
I'm looking suckies these poop guns
Do you think yeah, let's go to scab island. I need to go over there anyways for another quest. Okay, sounds good
I'm such a good.
I'm thinking.
All of you boys, follow all of you boys.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed with great haste.
Keep your people something gentle.
Keep your eyes peeled.
I think I actually might have hit that guy.
Probably.
What kind of bulldozer are you using?
I guess it doesn't matter.
These are big rounds.
These are big rounds.
These are big rounds.
He's a huge this will put a hole through you. It should give you some damage. It should do you this should do you and come up with judge I
Know what you're talking about. We're the hell are all the scabs and I don't understand
We need this question. That's just this is gone. Are they on vacation to be flying north for the winter?
It may have flown north for the winter
Well, what do we do that? There has to be someone at the sky by on it. I'm going out there gonna play at this shit
I'm gonna take every kill that's out there and then I'll tell you that there was no one there
Why kid I go higher than 480p, but that is because we are playing your country simulator right now
If you have any other questions do not hesitate to ask
All of these are fall of me boys
fall of me right down to the dogs right down to the dogs
Right down to the Docks, we have to just kill a couple more scavengers over 40 meters with this poop gun, and then we are done!
And then we are done with these tail requests forever!
I'm taking a peep at the gas station. Let's see if there's any hoodlums out there.
I'm telling you all of the scabs have fled south for the winter. I don't see a single one
I don't see anyone mr. Hodge
Oh my god, they gotta hit that shot holy crap. Holy crap. That could have been bad. I did get
I don't like you found one. Yeah, I did but it didn't count. I wasn't 40 meters right here another one would see it
Oh god! Oh god! All this gun is so terrible!
God damn it!
Alright, now that's a shot. I'm gating, I'm gating. I'm gating.
One more kill for that one, and two more kills for the other.
I'm cooking so hard. I'm cooking so hard right now.
Oh, I'm cooking so hard.
Should we move next to that jeep? Probably not. No. Oh, why are you
scrapping the air? Better just ignore it. Follow me boys, follow me.
Oh, goodies, goodies, goodies, goodies, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is, this is sweet kids.
Alright, down to the Hoosie Doosies, down to the docks, down to the docks we go.
You must go back for her, the poster, she'll be safe.
Hot size, I caught it.
I'm gonna go over to the, uh, sniper's on top of that roof, and I'll take a couple.
Good thinking, good thinking.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to the docks, see if I can fight one more.
Yeah.
I see two more quick ones, and then I'm done.
All right, cool.
I don't see anyone down there.
I'll loot the seats, I'm pretty down bad on money.
We'll loot the seats real quick.
All of you boys, just take a little bit of gas.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, that, oh, okay.
How's it going?
Great, great!
I'm relaxing on the beach, laying down, soaking up the sun.
You're dead.
No, I've never felt more alive.
I've finally taken the vacation.
I've worked so hard for so long.
Where was he?
There's two directly on the bridge next to the,
next to the,
the, the bridge.
There was he, there was he.
Got him.
They're on the bridge, they're on the bridge.
I'm not going to lie to you, I flicked and that bullet must have grazed his ear.
I- that would have been the craziest flick ever.
You see that boy? He was just gonna play a nanowheeler off of that.
How didn't he see that dude? I'm blind in my left eye and I've got glaucoma in the right.
I'm-
Fethi-
Are they on the bridge coming in or going out?
Coming in, coming in.
Mmm-hmm, 1738.
Good try, Pete. Thank you sir, thank you.
Thank you.
Hmm
Hey, I'm glad I'm good
They were here and they're coming to me. Oh, they still still don't know they were on that bridge. You're aiming at oh
Yeah, they were pushing in the probably the dogs now
You might even be we're pretty matching. They might even be going to icebreaker
Actually, they were pretty big they were pretty big guys
Actually probably not going to ice bigger because both of their guns were semi-automatic not full-auto and full-auto is usually the kind of toys
Those are worth me riding them. It's probably was just charging in there showing them your skill
There's the right by the way to see
I READY!
See, I'm just soaking up the sun just to hunch.
I see that.
You got me into this game, and now I am one monitor down.
Someone on his alt account. Thank you for blessing us with your presence.
Yes, I warned you, sir! I warned you, sir!
I warned you that might happen. I did I did I not say I did not sugarcoat it
I did not sugarcoat it this is of your own doing of your own making you have chosen this path for yourself
demon
demon
Damn
Yeah
Then cook them cook on she's a master. That's a professional talk-off player
You master
When I whip out your quill in your scroll zone because I don't want to take notes here. I don't want to take notes
Oh, come on, come on, keep going.
Oh.
Excellent shot.
Excellent, silly box.
What you doing up there, you scumbags?
I just have a mosey, don't do it.
You killed my friend
How would you do this? Oh, wait, let him cook. We don't want to disturb him.
Hey!
Statistically speaking, how bad's the thing you think? Uh, not bad.
You can do this.
There's a whole diagram.
Not really too sure.
I'm telling you, if you just show them steel, shots, bravery, confidence, sprinting right
at them, they would not know what to do.
I have no helmet.
I have no helmet.
You won't need a helmet.
You'll have so much aura, they won't miss every shot.
Let him go.
Show them steel!
Excellent.
down. No time for the player. Watch him work, watch him work. Let him go boys, let him go.
Hacking the racist!
Not much you can do against a situation like that, Miss Arch.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
I am so done with this stupid fucking quest.
I need a gun P. I need a gun. Do we just give up or should we just
I should just power through it. I'm so done with this question. I hate this question.
On to the next. I mean, I told you, bro, the best way to do it is have a boltey on the back,
run with a regular gun. Oh, there's an opportunity. Fault action out. Kill scape.
Okay. Okay. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's go. Okay. You know what we'll do? That's what we'll
I need to shoot one more in the legs for over 40 meters and I need to do and I need to kill two more,
two more over 40 meters just in general. You see? You see?
Bird. Yes, Chef.
Okay. All right. Wait, what was I using? Was I using the motion? What was I using? You remember?
And what are you know?
Yeah, yeah
Wait, let me only you know what I'm gonna upgrade my soil. I'm gonna update my I'm getting the MXLR
I'm gonna improve my chances improve my chances
Here we are
Okay, all right, we're sorry. This is the final raid we have to do of this silly glass of this silly glass led
Let's ride!
You will not die this time, you will not die!
This is the final one!
The one where we redeem ourselves!
You want- I mean we're gonna bring a head to this field.
This year Mr. Hodge.
Let's proceed.
Really? You're bringing in a head chef?
For sizzle my fizzle.
For sizzle my fizzle, yes.
Oh my...
And we're going to your favorite spot right here.
No, no.
Okay, all right, never mind.
We're going to your favorite spot right here.
Wait, no, wait, what if we go right here?
What about this space? What do you think about this space?
Does this work or no?
I think we go to the one that starts with the C and ends with Ustams.
Are you sure?
40 meter kills might be harder than that.
I'm telling you, it's not going to be a problem.
Let's do it, let's do it then.
I promise.
Never actually, there's a bullet that's just getting down.
You're not even going to bring a gun.
I thought you just said you're going to bring a gun.
I did.
the MxLR. Oh okay I didn't see that. Yeah are you in the game because it says you it says you
black like the outline the satellite. Thank you for clarifying. Thank you so much for clarifying.
Of course I have to agree on the Twitter guys will be able to clarify. Are you here? Are you here?
Yeah I'm just grabbing some ammo and the MP. Okay go ahead go ahead. Oh Mr. Doodle
My good man good. Oh, man. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
Never actually counts as 14 talking. Yeah guys the MP18. Well, I guess the MP18 is a
board team. We have the M-M-H-L-R counts as board team kills. We only need two more kills
over 40 meters and one more leg shot over 40 meters and then we're done! You can finally run
good kids, good guns, you're out of the darkness.
Your BAT also counts as a shotgun. Oh yeah, that's an also as well. That also counts. I don't really
know why that is. I feel like that was a glimpse that they just left in by exit. Um, grab John,
guys, we, we, we, we grabbed Johnny, he might hold us back. It's kind of slow. Get him in here,
fuck it. You sure. I'm gonna be around for super long tonight. So yeah. I went to his house last week
and as soon as I opened the door, he was crouched over like smegal and saying precious
six grilled cheese sandwiches laying all over the floor.
John, John, John, John, John, John, John, hop on in, hop on in.
He's so brave, no, he is very brave, he is very brave, John.
Where'd he go? He was just here a second ago.
Oh, he's Dragon's Lay Day Cent.
Mr. Peanut love your streams. You're the best streamer by far when you're gonna play
He beat him much!
Again agility just dropped.
Oh, fantastic! Perhaps, perhaps very soon.
That's very soon. That's very...
Good night, Wolf. Scent. Hello, President Peanut. Love the streams, my man.
From a trucker keep on truckin'.
Eh, that's what I would think a trucker might say.
Let's you go to Flavor.
Uh, uh, honestly, I've been drinking the regular ones recently.
I've been drinking the regular ones. It's kind of grown back on me.
But other than that, the fruit forced out of that dried!
You
Stay back we should go hit him oh
You shut up a bitch. I know it's almost like we both need these there's been nine scabs you've killed nine
9? 9 scabs? Yeah I'm good. I'm very good.
What are you walking behind? This is not 40 meters though. We might have to back up.
Oh, the other side of the train. Right here.
That wasn't 40 meters. That didn't count.
None of these are counting.
Also, that's the only gun you brought.
Yes, but it's a good gun. It's an MXLR.
I can take down- Oh, you can't go this way anymore, the door's locked.
I jumped the wall.
How'd you do that?
You jump from the train base onto that little corner.
Oh, there's no way I'm doing this.
Oh, gosh.
I'll reach out the other side of the wall.
He's shot!
And beyond jump a little earlier than you think.
But she- One more try, one more try, second time's the charm.
He's shot!
Oh!
Hold on.
One more try, one more try.
One more try, one more try.
We'll try. I'll have it this time. Third time's a charm.
Third time's a charm.
His charm!
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Fourth time's a charm.
Fourth time's a charm.
Can you see it?
His charm!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I scared the way out.
No.
Hell yeah.
Too easy.
Too easy.
And now we can get some 40 meter kills because there'll be that stronghold.
Yeah.
You gotta beat them out to the front.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It's new tech
Don't you do it you son of a bitch you do it
You're a piece of shit
I've been married on D. I've been married on D
You see what's got it? Fuck you fuck yourself. No, I don't
You good shit fuck you good shit. Oh
You one more leg shot at one more kill I get it done in one scab as long as someone just gives me
Hmm. Oh, who are you shooting at? Where are my bullets going? I hate this thing. I did it! I did it!
You can't even hit that son, was he? I don't know what is going on.
I
Understood to order the leg now, so what even kill the next guy don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about much
I see a quick leg shot
Please don't let me die before I before I do it. I do not want to run another another rain with the stupid gun
That actually works. Well, yeah, this one works for both action. Yeah, the MxLR. It's awesome
I had no idea. I'm underneath, by the way.
Did you getcha?
Walking up.
I had no idea that works.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let me turn my cheats up.
Grenade inside the warehouses.
Also, do you remember...
I don't know if you ever did the quest.
Do you remember the quest where you have to mark, like,
15 different things inside those new warehouses?
I've seen that, but I only have a Dunnix.
It's not been Kappa, right?
No, but this wipe,
There's seasonal that made it to where you only have to mark one of the eight
That's fantastic news massage is not sick
Guys there's people right in that be right in there right in there
I mean, yeah sure
hold on let me get one more legs out the way I don't have to come back if you
die see what you see see one person in the kneecap one one scarf can never play
baseball again
There it is.
Hey, move goes that way.
Got you good, didn't I?
Got you good, didn't I?
Your piece of shit.
Got you real good.
I've made you look a fool in front of my all of your friends.
I'm being shenanied today.
I've made you look a fool in front of my heart of your friends.
I'm being so naughty today.
Alright, okay, so what are we, what are we doing?
I don't see sense, I don't see things sense.
What are we doing?
Dude, the heart's in the knee.
You can't make me small.
Oh, who's that?
You hear that?
go black that is so close you coming up no I'm at the bottom okay but I'm looking
over who's that shooting I don't know I want to go rough them up but I don't
want to come back with another stupid guy fuck it we don't have to as long as
we don't die fuck yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I suppose I don't thank you I'm fucking
I never use thank you this all of you boys follow me take going through this one
uh it's the guns here I don't know yeah maybe that's what's going on did it wait
out of the day spot over there do they yeah I tell them over there today well
I wish you'd take a little peep towards dormancy if I could get the last leg shot.
What is this?
It was a dead person right here.
Dead person?
What?
It was a looted.
What?
Oh!
You wouldn't say.
Wait, I see what-
What?
Oh, the quest's not complete! What?
You're the quest even though
Cheating target in the legs from over 40 meters away with the bulldozer rifle. I just did that. You can see the blood
What I've done five times now
Okay, okay, obviously
Thank you! Oh my god!
Woo! Finally! Finally!
Something was screwy about that.
Alright, how'd you do that? I've completed my quest.
I jumped that fence. On the other side of the little jump on the porta-party, jumped the fence, there's a broken wall. I'm right in here waiting for you.
Gotcha! I'm right here at the broken wall.
What do you know?
Locked in.
What are you writing here?
Oh, go! Who's that?
Let me to my hacksaw. Let me to my hacksaw. Hacksaw engaged.
Fucking.
I haven't heard anything since you were doing your thing.
Shhh.
Oh, Mr. Dat Dog, do your bubble for 20 years and boy, good man, good a man!
And Mr. Drifter, hunt the bubble for 20 years and boy, good man, good a man!
Thank you, my boy. Appreciate you, my boy.
I think it's my place.
It sounds like it's my place.
It's my other building.
Oh, I hear them.
They're on metal.
Yeah.
Something's right outside, right outside.
Two, one, fire.
Anyone?
Go right, go right, go right.
I think he's inside that building.
I heard a battle.
He's in the crate.
He's in the crates.
Someone else is in the right as well.
He's shooting.
Fire grenade.
Oh, there's one of the crate, one of the building, 100% using the crate, red crate, right on the corner.
That's where he is.
He's going out the back, I'm going in, I'm going in.
George!
Are you pushing, great guy?
I'm a great guy, he's still outside.
He can't go inside because there's someone in there.
Oh
You started me
I've got a dead person. Oh my god, I'm gonna get a full kid. I'm gonna get a full kid. I should have full crazy kid. Holy crap
They're holding the door on map.
Wait I have to get this kid that way.
I can actually help you.
Do you want to say it?
Yep.
Okay, I'm going to go.
Make sure I packed up, you want to say it?
Okay.
I'm gonna go to make sure I packed up. What's it?
There's so much loot here if we win I'd pack some bags I'd pack some bags. It's it
What?
You're rigging the bag. Oh
Oh my god, I don't want to play I didn't drink as well. Oh my god. This is taking forever. Give me one short spell besides
What's your style? What's your style?
Big famous.
I love that.
His heart is just famous.
Oh, second floor or something.
Planned. What is this?
I have their attention big time right now.
We're the fast!
And I just did a quest, Mr. Huts. I'm doing great over here.
Dice.
Almost done talking bags. I've eaten almost done get a family of four and everybody to college
We still almost done one more short spot
And I'm done. I'm ready for action now. I'm ready for action. I'm ready for action. I'm
ready for action. I wear that. They're up top. They're on the second floor up there.
I'm not really too sure how to... Where you at? I'm running inside on your side where
you were. Did you go up the staircase? I'm on the second floor outside. Oh my god, it's
I want a whole other case, man, see, oh my God.
Does that use the scheme in?
I don't know where the fuck you are, bro.
I can't keep track of you.
I'm over here!
Are you up on a third floor or the second floor?
I just yelled, I'm over here, huh?
I'm over here, do you see me?
Is that you with the fucking thing?
Do you see me talking in game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear you, I hear you.
Dude, he's in here somewhere, careful.
You're sure you're gonna be with him before.
This guy, look how rich I'm gettin', boss.
I'm gettin' rich tonight.
All right, Pete.
Shit.
Jeez.
I was gonna go in pretty good for me.
He was shooting at me.
I got so confused.
I'm worried about where he's at.
I can hear him run out.
There's another dead guy down there.
Did he naeat himself?
I'm gonna drop my backpack and go on in.
I'll come here. Are you still in there?
Oh yeah, I see you on the right side.
We're there!
Sir, sir, just lay down your weapons. We don't have to do it like this.
We can meet some compromises. Both of us will be very excited.
I'm gonna pinch him, don't die for two seconds, all right two seconds, maybe longer than two
I know you're a little person seven and seven and a half seconds, no it's not peanut
It's
Glory is he
I got the other side now
But I must
But I must but I must
Oh
He's up, but he's just across one dead
He's you get moving a little bit. You want me to tell you a medal tell him. Hey, I got a gun. I mean, what do you?
Oh dad, oh nice work, mr. Hutt big bro. They're huge. Hello huge massive men
Hello, oh, please God don't kill me by flashlight down below. Oh my gosh. Oh, you are the first one
I'm gonna clear out the same form makes it always have you
Is anyone else up here? Hello? Oh
My god, we did it hot sweet did it
We're gonna be rich for a thousand lifetimes. Oh my god
Oh my god, it was mostly, honestly, to be honest, mostly me, but you can have some of
the loot.
You can have some of the loot besides.
I will grant you that.
I will grant you that because I'm kind of generous.
Thanks, Pete.
Thank you for considering me and your choices.
Of course.
Of course.
WT Leader?
Yeah, guys, it's not about who suits the shot.
It's about who led the team.
And that was me.
I led the team.
I led the team with bravery and, and, and,
and finacity and testacular.
And a bunch of other stuff.
Give me all this shit, give me everything.
I mean, I mean this with all due respect.
If you steal my loot, I will kill you.
I, I.
Okay, well, warn me beforehand,
just in case I steal my action.
Warn me beforehand.
one me one me one me before hand one because I might do it by accident
and he cheered so gloriously there he goes
cheers boys cheers him hey come on
get out of here you didn't kill this one he didn't even have a gun
oh oh I thought you were losing the guy you killed this one
no no no no no get out of here get out of here get out of here get out of here
wait hold on wait no wait wait did you kill this one oh no you didn't he started to get
Yeah, it's freeload!
There's also another two people. There's two people inside.
Got you, got you.
Oh, this is fantastic.
Also, you mind, I know I just threatened to kill you.
You mind if I potentially bomb a CMS kit from you?
Uh, so what's going on?
I need a pistol.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
All right, I did that but for a fee for half of the loot for half of the loot
Unfortunately, I forget to bring one. Oh
Okay, I have no legs and I only have one arm
Now you know it was like to live in my shoes
So sorry so sorry miss on this life sucks. Yeah. Yeah, you always make it fun of me for it
You're a bad man, you're going to hell.
That's what's happening here.
These were some arena enjoyers.
100%.
By the way, this, you can only take, I said I don't really care about the level 5 plates
because I feel like I can't repair them as much.
There's a T30 back there, you look good back there.
Oh, you look good back there.
Oh, see a little peep here, little peep, little peep, just a quick peep.
See what's going on.
Motor controller is still very, very expensive or no.
I think so.
Another, something, something moving.
I've got tons of painkillers you can have,
but it'll defeat your water,
which honestly doesn't really seem worth it right now.
Got him!
I'm the best.
Nothing can defeat me.
I'm leaving a golden cock on this guy and a drill.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're very kind, you're very generous.
You're very kind, you're very generous.
There's just so much. There's just so much.
There's just so much.
I'm getting beyond rich I'm getting I will I will have more bodies five yachts I will
have a tower and I will have a tower with my name on it I will I will I will be Saudi
Arabian's top prince or whatever happens or whatever I was just like other stuff to me
Um, um, let's see here, let's see, okay.
Sorry for all the grunting over here, I have no legs.
Oh, that's okay. You get used to it after a couple, couple moons.
There's a chicken down there if you want it.
A rooster, a golden cock in that backpack, and a drill.
Oh, God.
Oh, what a tasty batch to have.
Oh, Mr. Hodge, you bequeath me, you bequeath all over me.
over me. You did not even mention.
What are you doing business?
Oh my goodness, you have bequeathed on me.
What am I doing on you?
Don't worry about it.
What's most important, you have to get out of here with all these goodies.
We have to. I say, I mean, there is another body inside, but...
Do we need this drill for some reason?
I think you will need that drill.
How much? How good is PRS? Is that good?
not really no you shock over here to the hat that you need to turn in the hat
the two with the ear flaps you already got that don't worry I don't think I
only I could get anything more I think I'm all new up me as well as the
situation drops and stuff we don't have any more two by two slots no matter
No matter what, no matter wheezing.
Come on guys.
Ready?
Let me do what this fool.
Got him!
Woo!
Target down, target eliminated.
Oh my God!
Did he have the other guy's shit?
He's had someone shit, he has someone shit.
No.
I was about to fully check out MCX.
That other guy was juiced as well then this guy is to dog tags on this guy killed two p.m. Ceases this robot
That means there's two p.m. C's inside that room that we haven't moved it yet
Well, we must go back we must go back at once. I have literally no legs even if I wanted to go back
I can't walk over there. That's a race that it's a race
It's a race for the group
glorious race a glorious race for the group
Okay, I raise a great glory with a group. I'm guessing you're going over there. I'm already over here
I mean, I I see I see behind that SUV the behind that that that
18-wheeler. Yeah on the ground ground level. That's where one of the bodies is
Are you sure I was clearing on the
Okay, I'll teach us a small people a little people never hurt anyone
You know of this you know of this. Oh
Yep, I see it. Yep. Okay. Yep. I'm moving in I'm closing in on the target
Oh, I see two. Oh my god. You were so right there to other beams. He's not here. Oh my god
Listen, listen, this oh my god. This seems to be scabs are already in this room. Uh, no just start moving toward the
You're not die. You're not die. You have to leave. We believe right now
We're 12 minutes. The streams have these guys are here. They're here. They're ready to fuck
Okay
I'm ready to leave
I
Know you start moving you're having legs
Okay, I do have painkillers, but I'll I'm gonna start moving
Yeah, by the way, I'm on the move which way which exit are we going to?
We're going to the one across the map
Let us proceed
I'm outside. I'm outside. I'm the greatest teammate ever. I brought a green flare. We can take real
Oh my goodness. Wow. Wow, Mr. Hodge. Wow. Let me tell you, you have really taken to
my leadership and learned from me so well. W's in the chat from Mr. Hodge. W's in the
chat from Mr. Hodge. Wow. Have I not done it greatly? Wow, am I a good leader? Wow.
You are so welcome, Hodge. You are so welcome.
Oh my goodness, without my guidance, in my leading hand, my guiding hand,
you would not have been able to kill those guys or have the green flare.
This is the moment, this moment for all of us.
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent, gentlemen.
You know what? I'll take it.
As fucked up and as backhanded as everything you just said was, I'll take it.
You know, I'll take what I can get.
It was a compliment.
Now, this past year, buddy. See you little thinky. W mid-torpedo. Thank you, Seth! Thank
you, good Seth! Thank you! Love a guy who can follow orders? Yes, exactly. Let me tell
you, I'm telling you, Mr. Hutch, you are the best at following the team leader's orders.
Excellent. Excellent. Excellent work, Mr. Hutch. Excellent. Incredible. You know what?
I'm gonna get even greenier. I'm gonna get even greenier. I even I already know that this seems nice. Oh, what the hell is that?
Sometimes a mystical
canteen of soup. Oh
My god, I've never seen that before a
magical can of soup of wonder and whimsy
Who's that? Have you seen that? Have you seen that? A new streamer item for whom? For whom?
for me I cannot believe you don't have a
she but it's quite hilarious hmm alright
maybe one day I haven't launched the
fp careful
shoot me in the leg I was shooting in the
and you can take she did really less timbers than I can because he that's
right don't don't shoot me I'll do it right
wow you might be the best players ever that was a huge rain for me I needed that
bad. I've been very low on cash.
Absolutely mad.
Woo!
We're rich!
We're rich!
How many did you kill?
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
I killed three players. How many did you kill?
did you kill me? Did I kill? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I got three of them. There's about
nine dead bodies. Did you kill? Did you kill any?
Four. Four. Four. I killed four. And before you thank me, Hodge, please. Please. Hodge,
Please, before you thank me, please, just know that I do not need thanks.
Just know that I do it for the team.
I do it for the success of both of us.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're so welcome.
That's a day of benesies.
All right?
Of course.
I cannot believe that.
I see you've done so bad.
I got an AK 545 short, fully decked out,
two fully decked out MPX's and a Velociraptor.
Holy shit, you got more than I did.
I did well though. I got two Usec armors.
I got the armor from the goons.
The other one, I got an M4A1, an MDR,
and this sweet level 4 fully ronin respirator helmet and PEP 300.
Woo! Very nice!
Now I have to figure out who's streamrider is this?
YXMC who?
Who's streamrider is this?
No idea.
Oh, you know what? This might be from whoever won that event.
Only fans sent.
Hey Peanut, it's my beat.
I've been having some health issues.
My last surgery was a success.
The streams helped my recovery.
Thanks, Alec. Hi, James and Gil.
Hello, James and Gil!
Hello, James and Gil!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Did John...
not a birthday?
no that was a birthday that was a birthday I didn't know so he said happy
recovery oh shit wait sorry wait hold on we I'm gonna have to be silly juices
wait sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
I have a lot you've been so many parts in my brain moving at all times. I
It's it's hard to keep track of
What's going on?
Happy recovery
Happy recovery. That's what I meant. That's what I meant to say to you add John into the call
You still want to get John in here? Yes, that sounds like a good idea. That sounds a good idea
Why are you laughing, why are you laughing?
Nothing, sorry.
A gentleman was telling me about his successful surgeries and recovery.
I am a ponder, I'm like a play-toe.
There's always gears moving in my mind, so my mind replaced surgery with birthdays.
So I wish him a great, happy birthday.
A fin-test.
Well, you know, it might also be his birthday. You never know.
No, you never know, that's right, well he's not fighting the battle anymore, he had the
surgery and he recovered.
That is why we are celebrating.
It's once again, there is a 1 in 365 chance.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday.
Thank you, Mr. Tox, thank you.
You are a good man, maybe it is his birthday, maybe it is.
Happy birthday.
insensitive I retract my fucking happy birthday you know what that wasn't him
saying that and it still could not be the gentleman's birthday okay we will
we will figure this out we will figure this out that we will get to the bottom
of this let me tell you this this this mystery will not go will not go unsolved
This bitch will not go unsolved absolutely not. I
Am rich. No, I was scared. It was the best raid of my entire day
Well for me
Me it was average me it does not let me enjoy it was
Peace you're a fucking me it was
I said it what
you know racist that is your racist you being action to Twitter to Twitter on
a spade no don't do this again people already think I hate veterans and I also
hate the homeless I can't I cannot have any more negative publicity from the
Bungulators all right, okay, all right hold your fire hold your fire gentlemen hold your fire hold your fire
Thank you. Hold your fire gentlemen hold your fire hold your fire hold your fire
Okay, all right
Okay, all right. Let us proceed
Let us proceed
Let us proceed
Mr. Hutchie you ready? Are you what question we do now? I?
Just could be so many questions by the way. I was a momentous rain for me over a momentous rain
Yeah, I didn't complete absolutely anything you took every scab that I even laid my eyes upon
I even complete that question you you mentioned in the stronghold where you only place one marker on the eight things
I thought I was just happy to be standing next to one with the markets. I'm pleased. Really. Yeah. Oh
I actually did you also finished a quest for
Proper right or no, I don't know. I mean a ton of them. I'd like certain
proper had one where it was taking that flare extract was also one oh that's
great news that's great news that's great to hear okay you what if we all right
let me let's oh look here to the terror group shipment list on on customs we
that looks like the building we were just in was that in there it's a key room
Oh, it's a key. We can't buy keys until level 25. Okay. Got it. Okay.
Eliminate PMC operatives from less than 25 meters away with the bolt action rifle. Wow. They've really switched up.
They've really switched up the situation.
Um, what question do we do that? Do you want to do that right now?
I am so far behind you currently
In this bolt action rifle stuff. I'm not even close to me. You got done suffering
You you took all the kills. What are you talking about? Well, yeah, but you're forgetting to consider
And
Must consider all the factors of the equation hot days that I shall have really paid a true day is the day I say fuck it
Okay, all right. I would this how we go to woods and kill Sturman and get the key and get the gyroscope. Yeah
What that sounds good?
Give me anything on woods. I
Do I need to plant the ischris?
Well perfect. We'll go do that the ischris. I need to kill Sturman
I got a shit my kid then. Yeah, let me bring an SKS with level four armor. I'm gonna kill Sturman take his key
And I'm also gonna grab a little bit. I gotta kill Sturman or does that share?
Ah, that's shares
You said that with absolutely zero confidence because you want to be the one to kill Sturman
No, that's how it happened
Okay, good tea break. All right, hop hop on in the red. Let's ride. I'm doing what it does. Yeah
I'm doing what it does share it does say I'm gonna trust the bungalow
They all came in my chat today and lied to me about you being level 30 John
But I've been inviting Johnny and he must have left John if you are here join the discord and play with us
Where where to call? Oh?
Oh, that's why he has enjoyed. No, we can just wait. Oh my god. That's no, I'll see you to the call
I'm going
Hey John, how are you doing boss?
I figured out why you hadn't joined yet because we weren't here.
I almost started playing a different game because I felt so bad that all I could see in your chat was my name.
I almost just playing Minecraft or something.
I was like, guys, you bastard!
I thought we were in this chat the whole time. I ain't know we were in a private call.
That was an oopsy-boopsies.
An oopsy-boopsies.
That was lonely in there.
was a mission but an oversight.
Okay, I have 5,000 rubles.
Hi, Mr. Hodge.
How was your day?
Good, how was yours?
Oh, there we go.
You know what I did today?
What'd you do?
I mowed the fucking pond.
Congratulations.
Oh, it is so good.
It's thick.
Congratulations, Mr. John.
That's a good mission this moment.
I got a zero turn.
Whoa!
Oh, sheesh!
All right, let's ride!
You guys ready?
We're going right to what we should have planted iskra back
And I'm gonna kill Sturman take his key and then also this other thing that I forgot
I don't know what it was, but it was something for sure. Oh the gyroscope the gyroscope
Got if you figure out what you were allergic to yet. No, I haven't we haven't either we don't know what's going on
I don't think maybe they forgot. I'm okay with that. Oh
Huh, oh, yeah, we meet you got see message got me she got she message things boys always calm
I
Huh, no punch. I think I got a clip of you taking out of context. Oh, what was that?
Well, just starts off saying it's you saying this I hate veterans and I hate homeless people son of a
a bitch. Well, that'll happen. I don't think that was taken out of context at all, John.
I think that's what he said. Wow. I think that's what he said. Yep. Wow. Yeah. I think
that's what he said. I never said that. I would never say that these individuals are
heathens um wait uh john uh yeah uh what uh what um what uh uh what's your name
which who are you i'm prepper's little slut oh yeah there we go all right join
it up we're hopping in we're going in right now one second before we enter
yeah does anyone by chance have two ischras i have one ischra in my butthole
Can I please have that from you? Yes, as long as you bring me one other food to put back in my mothole
deal
You know, do you see if you have a syringe, please? Why?
for the trade I
I can just get you an Oscar pack. I have the flea market as do you
Nope, you can't buy it. I just bought one. You're not my literally just what?
There's literally hundreds on the flea market. I just don't even worry about I have both the Oscars
I can't I can't I see that maybe cuz you're ugly. Maybe cuz you're ugly and your fact
Okay, he's just
Oh, actually I even buy from the flea market. I went to the flea to buy it and there's another trade on there
That just lets you buy for money. I
Swear I couldn't see that
Well hop on in boys hop on it. There we go. Perfect. Perfect. Oh, you watch me by the way
You were completely right mr. Hodge. I switched the songs for that one intro even though and even though I told them that I am literally
Legally
Religated to they gave me L after L after L
And you want to do mr. Hutch? I'm gonna play it again right now
I'm gonna play it again right now in
Retribution to stand against the power to stand against the power
Mm-hmm. Yep. That's right. You're about to hear it. That's the intro for going into this right get ready
Get ready. You can suck upon it. You can suck upon it
You can suck apart thine phallic
With great haste with great haste again
We don't I don't know I don't think we're in oh, yeah, it's waiting. Is the waiting service start is that what we're in a raid yet or no
That's what it is, but I think
Walk in the shop, she gon' make you bad
I do damage, and they can't stand it
Psycho, baby, like it's Mary Manson
Let her cash it, Nancy, give this party, Nancy
Put a walk like a pantry, take a sip when I'm dancing
She bout play like a plan B, and she look like a candle
Boot it up in the car seat, hold a niver for Ansel
Want a mat that'll call me?
Well, nothing has been accomplished, I've gotten L's and we are not even in the game
I've gotten L's and we are not even in the game, nothing has been accomplished, nothing has been achieved
Nothing has been achieved, nothing has been accomplished
Let's ride again!
I got a bitch inside, We robbing the men's in the night
Take it a bit, just to buy it, Take it over here in the sky
Robbing the made bed, she do lines, I told her I guess it's fine
I'm just a big bag, but she fine, I gave her the shoes, she done
Gave me a name somewhere's he died
I gave me a name somewhere's he died
I gave me a name, bitch made a knife
Catch him and take it in life
I don't play with no guns
If you call up me play it for fun
Fuck a bitch, don't hurt anyone
And I stop when you know you're mine
I'm a little bitch for a crack
The bitch is sitting on my lap
The bitch was a poor lion
Fuck a bitch, I'm back in a cave
Fuck a bitch, I'm back in a room
I don't give a fuck, bitch call back
I don't give a fuck, bitch, back in a vent
This is the key.
Let's ride!
So I can mark this shit.
Hell yeah!
You gotta do this.
On the B-Boy! On the B-Boy!
Oh yeah, of course!
Of course, you take it.
I've never seen so many else in my life.
You see that? You see that?
It's only because
they saw the original. If they never saw the original,
they have no idea.
Honestly, that song is actually a bag.
That's always actually
It'll be good in time
In time in time the old the old video will fade and the new will arise as a fairy phoenix
It's more like a small
You take these as your back to him. I'm not trying to run all the way over there. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, shit
I'm gonna disturb. What's he?
revenge
You're so funny kill him
No, I've killed him many a time. Oh god many a time. I just haven't taken his key out
How's that?
Ah, I'm busting you. Oh, I'm busting you with ease
You don't know how bad I need this
You lose something, something.
Hey, people?
Yeah, you lose something, something.
Yeah, you lose something, something.
Is that a good thing?
Yeah, oh yes!
Angel Reese is a very world-renowned player with great skills.
I've heard she's even better than Michael Jordan and his prime.
Zero of tech, sir.
Hey, Peanuts, awesome intro at the start of the stream.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Does this hit that you'll be playing Helldiver soon?
I have no idea. I don't think that's what that was.
I mean, it could be. You never know. It's shrouded in mystery and allure.
You never really know what could happen. Life is like a box of puppets.
Ooh, she was so good.
I got the police truck cabin key.
Is that a good one?
Is that a good one?
Oh.
Uh, sure.
Thanks, John.
For future reference, any time I ask you a question that
requires knowing things, it's directed at anyone else.
Hey, don't worry. Don't worry. Everybody makes mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. That's
okay. We gotta grab this timer real quick.
Hmm, hmm.
For the left touch, it appears to be a...
Gav.
The bag.
I need to kill that 40.
I'll get you out.
Ah, Gav.
Oh, thank you for completing my quest.
Not a problem. No problem at all.
Does he just random ones that count for everything and then I don't know I don't know but I think Mr.
Sirbush he might be here I'm hearing a lot of clapping a lot of fellas getting to action
and I'm not yeah the person but I see a PMC oh he's with Tammy
goes yeah he's over towards like in between us and saw mill about halfway
I'm at Samuel. I know he's in between that. I don't know where you are. You must find
me. I went off right here. No. Oh, that's not you and he is fucking me up. That's a
tree. Did you lay down? Are you laid down right now? Nope. I'm standing. I'm to your
right. Oh, I see a PMC. I got him.
This nimble is very agile.
Speed.
Oh,
sweet Lord.
I'm in the lobby now.
I'm just dead. I see a peer.
I see a PMC.
I'm a friend.
Oh, god!
You got your armor and your helmet.
I got your armor.
Can you just look in the direction?
You see that voice!
Where you came from?
Yeah?
What for?
You were looking, that's where you came from?
Yeah.
Cool.
I saw you.
Wheezy!
That's who I was looking at.
Wheezy!
Gotcha.
Give the buggy a chattery.
That'll happen.
You know, it's the worst part, I was just literally checking my quest, trying to figure out.
see I don't I'm a shoot later type of guy
very few of you
I'm gonna shoot first ask questions later type of fella
I'm gonna be honest I don't think anyone thought they're okay okay
where you at right now I'm at the cabbage of lumber mill getting ripped
Rids beyond my wildest dreams. Oh, I've already found a Kavash and an
Don't be asking for loans or handouts now
You didn't like me when I was down
I'm at spot I'm at dickhead. Oh, he's taking all the loot from that PMC we killed
Oh back you even that is my goodies those are my goodies
That could be it that it could be it
Are you up behind a log right now? Yeah, I'm behind a log on the far end of lumber. I
That was me just shooting. It's a new moment to go
Well, I hope I saw you I
I can shoot them a time if you'd like.
I'll let you know when. Hold fire, hold fire.
I'm holding fast, I'm holding fast.
I'm off in the woods here, I don't know where.
I heard someone yell yeah.
Yeah, like they were celebrating?
Oh god!
My shot, my shot.
It's flashing my screen.
I think there's a passie right by me.
Someone is definitely shooting at me. Oh, God, yes, someone is. Okay. The huts, where are you?
I'm up in the trees.
Oh, the trees.
Where? Who's shooting at you?
Someone in the sawmill. It's a scavenger.
Scavenger looking for a promotion.
Oh, thank you, Rooney.
Back to the grind.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah, I see you. I'm to your left.
Get out of here!
Oh, that was...
Yeah, those shooting at you.
Yeah, you just got killed.
No, no, I got him.
That was...
Dude, that's why I laugh.
I mean, that's why I was so sad that my teammate died.
Me running toward you, P.
Someone's running toward me?
Me?
Someone's really toward me me someone's really toward me me
Someone's really toward me me. Oh, I just say that
Forgot it's my fault. That's okay, and everybody can be as good of a player as me
as I
And follow me boys for the time in time. I will achieve your scope well
Well, you will get you will get close but you would never fully achieve it
I will surpass and I will become the master of the time you'll reach my skill. I will be miles ahead
I've already surpassed I am in a steady cruise way past the weight limit for the roller coasters at the Texas State Fair
That's what you've surpassed you fat whale. I let's proceed
Let's proceed with great haste. We must go now. There's no time to waste
Fuck you
Fuck you
I'm going to play my other ishcraft sounds good sounds good. I'm going to able to see walk around the force until I did
I eventually get shot
You could always I don't know come and help me plant the as you're not a teammate
He may would usually I find I would do so, but I will run on the right side of the spine head rock
Just in case someone from farm is running up, but I can blast him
You know whatever you're thinking really hard you know that your cock kind of shivers up. It's basic science
You know that actually a true fact they just might run me down the scientific
Okay, so what happens is the blood is going to your brain for extra thinking power, right?
Hmm, and then so that's less blood to you to your junk
That is why my ever do 40 inches
40 inches they call me they call me they call me the
horse whisperer in the cockamus cockamus prime they call they call me the decepticock
I'm inside the bunker okay well you are fast you are fast I'm on I'm on the way as we speak
I'm on the way.
You hear that, Mr. Hunch?
I can even...
...in the forest.
I've almost planted this, then I will be out, then I will come to you.
Oh, what do you have for me, sir? What do you have for me?
Oh, nothing. Nothing of use for this. Nothing but garbage.
Oh, is that behind us? I can tell. Is that a fob?
No idea. I'm still in the bunker. I can't hear shit down here.
Got it. Got it. Got it. I'm peeping. I'm peeping. I'm peeping. I will keep you safe. Don't you worry.
You're not even near me.
I'm eliminating everybody on the map.
Oh, yes, he was right behind us in Spider-on.
Don't worry, stand back, Mr. Hodge.
I will deal with this demon.
All right.
He's actually a nice guy.
The nice little gun he's got
I think anyone's gonna be able to one be one me with this guy on words. Everybody's got bolt actions
But now I hear shots back at Bob dammit
Surrounding me. Are you gonna kill that Bob? I'm gonna kill the guy here. It's fine rock
We'll meet back up after we have eliminated both of our target. That's fine right now. I'm at the the the flame
Where are you? Let's link it up. Come on
I'm just gonna run right in front of me. Are you a touchy-spot rock or not?
I'm at the plane. I'm at the plane. Don't leave it yet
They're messing with you. They're both hurt. They're both hurt. You might be massive massive massive
I said lay down just lay down so I know what you laid out. I'm laid out. I can hear you right up
Yeah, it's me over here. Yeah, they're directly in front. Yeah, they're directly in front of me. Do you hear me, Void? Do you hear me, Void?
No, I don't hear you, Void. Hello, hello, do you hear me?
Are they between the two rocks? They're right in front of me. They're on the Spide Rock, on your side, your side.
Look right towards Spide Rock. I have a green helmet on and a tan armor on.
I'm looking towards Spide Rock. They should be looking at the opposite way away from Spide Rock.
Yeah, yeah, I got one of them. Oh, there's so many dead people here. Oh my god.
What if I went left? What if I went left? I'm jumping on top of the rock. I'm on top of the rock.
I hit really accurate shots. Both of them are very hurt.
It's me firing back at them. He's behind a tree right now.
I got it. I got it.
I'm coming, boss! Go, go, go!
You know you can help the better.
I'm going to tell you if one of them die here, so that way we know how many there are.
Yes, yes, only one.
I killed one.
There's only one left.
He's dead.
Wanted.
Oh, good work, Mr. Hodge.
Good work.
Woo!
We're the best.
That was...
I'm telling you, these guys are pretty bad.
He's guys are pretty bad.
Yeah, you see this?
He's guys are massive.
Mounted.
These guys are pretty bad.
You guys are pretty bad.
Yeah, you see this?
These guys are massive.
Mountain men.
Mountain men.
Oh, oh my goodness.
Yeah.
Yeah! Quickly, John, run over.
Grab some of the loot.
You've earned it.
I'm almost there. Okay.
Save some for me.
Excellent work besides.
Excellent work besides. Good work, good work.
There's something joked in.
There's something, something.
Oh, incredulous, incredulous. Wow. Wow.
Let me tell you, I am, I am, I am cooking, I have more loot than you could possibly ever
imagine ever.
I have a lot of stuff as well.
Oh, come on, you are fired today boys.
I let it proceed, wait, oh my god, I have an idea.
What?
Lecture.
I need to exit now.
I'm getting shot, I'm going to go mid flame, I'm dead.
No! Nooooo!
Straight where you're looking, Bina.
You son of a bitch!
You see him, you see him.
PUNCH!
You killed my Maneco West recipient!
You get your ass back in your slug!
Oh, fantastic.
Okay, all right. Everything's beating. Everything's beating. Okay, this is not a good decision.
This is not a good decision. Okay. Okay. It's going to heal. Heal. I'm going to die here.
I'll get it, boys, I'll get it!
Get it!
What if I die and tell everyone? I was... kind of funny.
Oh, God!
You moved my shovel in!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh
Fantastic
I've got a bad boy.
I
He's
Very dissuasion my speakers clinched
I'll have you bashed.
What did you see me?
Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm gonna go.
But I stayed
We should my left. Oh, who's watching around to my left?
I'll do ammo
I
Have it
This is there she work very there she work
Your head is very low
Oh
You also have a grenade
Dead fish you coming bastard
There's no way he's running!
There's no way he's got it running!
Get your ass back here!
I'm all you again, I'm all you again.
I've had enough, I've had enough of this Tom Foolery.
I've had enough of this Tom Foolery that is a weak man.
A man of no stats, of no pride.
He's a weak man who would toss away his friend's life.
For what?
What, a couple of dollars?
I'm about to go steal all this delicious loot
while he sits back and watch.
A weak man, a weak man, no spine.
I cannot believe you would skedaddle in such fashion.
Do you see that, Mr. Hudson?
Do you see that?
A weak man of no spine.
Mr. Hudson, did you see that, boys?
Run away.
Cool again.
Through the forest of Whimsie.
Whimsie and magic.
Oh
Right, let's see what delicious delicious treats this gentleman has
See little peeps little peeps little peeps little peeps
They're the gall of some people
Wait, is this a good gun? Is this is this the default M16 out of the years
What is this?
What is this?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
A little something, something for the road back home.
A little something, something for the trip.
For our glory.
Oh!
That is just sound like...
Ah!
What was that guy's name?
Who are the people that come to your door and preach like whatever version of the God they
pray they worship?
Who are those guys?
Who are those guys?
Oh, those are the people who do not select the whole of witnesses, who do not.
Let's escape quickly.
Let's get out of here quickly.
Let's get out of here quickly.
We'll release him, release him.
Oh, mm.
Ah. Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it has 12 silencers. That could be useful.
Mm.
I almost done. Just give me one quick moment, gentlemen.
I'm almost out of the red.
Don't chew any, Mr. John and Mr. Hunt.
I'll be on lickety-splint. I'll be on lickety-splint.
You need it, worry.
Hmm, you ever pierced your nipples?
What what what you see?
Would I ever pierce my nipples? Yeah, like from that or a dare? Hey, yeah, like like ten ten grand a piece of nipples
Haven't thought of such a question very inquisitive of you very inquisitive
Thinker that's what I like about you was not always thinking always thinking
I
Must I don't have nipples
Well, they're very the peanut nipples. They kind of blend in the mother kind of blend in
It's a 10 million of course I
Cannot believe this hooligan just ran and left his friend to bleed out of the in the dry grass here in the sun in the heat
You saw that mr. John did you not yeah, yeah
You wouldn't do someone else would do a coward a coward he's a coward I
Could I believe that
Coward in our midst
Yeah, cow a cow. Are you really ran after I I I pieced up his butt, buddy. Oh
Oh my goodness other way wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the right way. Hmm. Yeah, this is the right way
This is the right way guys. This is the right way
Don't you worry boys I got it under control. I've got it under control
I can't believe this
He does not deserve his father's last name.
He does not.
Let's get down, let's get down.
He's going to extract cable.
I think we have two extracts of juice from him, don't we?
I think I can go, I can go to this gate over here.
But I can also just not have this extract.
That would be kind of stupid for him to be there.
You have to be really stupid and really lucky.
Right under, right under, right under right here.
He's really getting extra.
We'll be fine, we'll be fine boys.
I am certain that we will be leaving this ring alive with maximum goop.
Maximum group of great proportions
That was a that was a sticky situation let me tell you mr. Hodge
That was a sticky situation
The one question was I doing there. I completely forgot and what we doing there guys
Yep, excellent
Get a little bit of air, get some good rain.
I can speak if you got why we were there in the first place.
I have no idea.
Get a little bit of heat from stir-busy.
Well, yeah, that was a secondary reason,
but we were going there for something else.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
I think I finally completed that Tars thing, that Tars thing.
Those are static bodies, boys, those are static bodies.
Nothing to worry about.
I at least completed the Tars glass from so many moons ago.
Let me turn that in, let me turn that in.
It was the all you know what it was. It was the gyros. I completely forgot to get the second one
I completely forgot to get the second gyro. Oh my goodness finger my butthole. I cannot believe that fine
I'll do it. What happened live or die? I live I live, but that's second time you ran off
Oh, no, I did not look your body. I suppose you
Now oh, oh thank goodness
Good. What a weight lifted off my shoulders.
I thought for sure you're going to be upset with me or something.
Um, no.
Oh, that's good news.
That's good news.
Oh, okay.
I have what one quest.
I'm sure you've been in the lobby for quite a while, Mr.
Mr.
Huh?
What quest were you thinking of doing?
And then I'll line mine up with it.
The easiest one I can do is kind of the customs.
AK-74 you kill quests.
Yeah, I've got some questions I can't hear it.
I have the audio.
What's going on?
What?
Is Johnny okay?
You want to do attack?
Yeah, I'm under attack.
I'm forgetting to mute.
Oh, now we hate you.
Oh, just kill me.
Oh.
new. Oh my God. Oh, well, now we hate you for that. Oh, just kill me. Oh.
The real question, John, is when you join Al-Qaeda for a nipple piercing.
Would they pierce it or can I get it pierced?
You can get it pierced professionally at like a local mall.
Probably. You what? Yeah, why not?
gimmick's grandma's in Al-Qaeda.
I heard she says she says it's lovely.
She says it's lovely over there.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, Iraq is lovely this time of year.
I heard they actually just put a great wolf lodge in there.
Woo!
And the Buc-ees.
Yep.
Woo!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Here's the season.
Here's the season.
I grab your airplane tickets quick before they get expensive.
They're probably already full.
They're probably booked out a couple, so.
If for some reason, all of them just keep going to New York.
Well, yeah, here we go, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is time to go to war, different, and we're going to be here very soon in our chats, wanting
to get mad at us.
We're going to have to defend.
Okay.
We will have to hold the line.
We have to hold the line.
We want to hold the line from the reticusers.
We have to hold the line.
We have to hold the line.
We have to hold the line.
There.
I don't see.
Let me see.
Let me get some more heals.
I'll be right there.
Let me get some more heels.
I'll be right there.
Give me two seconds, guys.
Two seconds.
I'm bringing some cheese slices.
Cheese slices.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Oh no, I did get both controls.
Oh my God.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I can beat the task.
Oh, let's go.
We're making time to progress.
So another task that you've completed before I had even started it.
Let's do some of the hunches.
Let's do some of the hunches because I got stuff.
But yeah, that's what I just asked.
I just said, uh, can you where you want to go for your quest?
So, so we did.
Yeah.
So this is what peanut does.
John, he goes, what do you want to do for your quest?
And I say, all right, you can do both action.
He says, okay, let's do both action.
We go to do both action and peanut kills everyone and I feel no one.
And he says, what do you want to do for your quest?
And I say, I want to do this for my question.
Okay.
And then rent to repeat the process over and over and over again.
Now be honest with me.
Do you think that's a piece of shit?
Give me one second. Oh take your time
Take your time
Okay, I'm gonna go
And I'm gonna look I'm gonna go. You know, I'm gonna do the dorms and kill one PMC guys
You know what it seems by the way. I don't want it. Oh, I'm too lazy to Google it
You guys know where the shipment list is if I go in there. Will you tell me where it is?
No, no, no, it's a key
Didn't mean to do what boss buy a hundred thousand dollars, you know where this is
$50,000. Oh, that's okay, but she's not everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. You know where this is
Don't know, no, fuck you, no, up your ass to the left, no.
Yes, but not telling you.
What?
What?
Wherehouse 17.
Even though there was 17 warehouses.
Well, okay, warehouse 17, got it.
Okay, I'm sure there's like some identifying number
the outside of them or something and then we just kill one PSD operative in
dorms and then we have to just get hope that somebody opened up 206 my lucky
ducky we just hope hmm okay I miss you are you are you ready to uh to proceed
I'm ready to proceed oh fantastic fantastic news that is great news that
is wonderful to hear that is wonderful to hear
I see what I need I see a little bit more heels but I don't have those what are
you doing am I good what are you psych you're good you're more than good I'm
more than good you think you're fucking more than good I'm cooking you say I'm
cooking you think look good I have been working on my figure I haven't I
I appreciate you noticing I have been working on my figure. You know how many times I get asked. Wait, is he actually not that?
Well tell the truth tell the people the truth. I don't know. I'm okay when I first met you about
What was it like a year ago in person?
In peanut in peanut. I was expecting you to be
350 or 50 minimum. I was expecting you to be so fat. I smelled you before I saw you
come to find out, you're actually like somehow in shape.
Oh, you hear that, guys?
See, you hear that?
Not fat.
I told you it was the deep state.
It was Putin trying to undermine my power.
I told you this.
I told you this.
I told you this.
I told you this many a time, many a time.
It was the deep state.
It was the deep state.
I must have been having a low fat hamburger helper.
Not hamburger helper.
But BlackRock has been trying to make people think
I'm fat for a long time.
Vanguard has been helping them as well.
It will not work.
The people will know the truth.
The people will know the truth.
The people are smart.
The people are inquisitive.
They will know.
Please release my family.
I said what you wanted me to.
Please release my family.
Now let's drive!
I'm allergic to Vaseline. Fuck my life. Dry chicken it forever.
Oh man, he's gonna get whisked all over his cock.
He's gonna look like he's got a sunburn down there.
Gonna start blistering.
Where's uh, where's hotjack? Where's uh, is he, where is he? He was doing again.
I
Poop in oh, he's pooping take it a quick poopy take it a quick poopie. Oh, let's let me get into the raid real quick
Let's get to the raid and we'll just wait for him there
Here we go. Okay, right?
What are your allergies
I don't know what my allergies are yet.
We gotta do an interchange.
Mr. Viking and Mr. Foxy, what's good, bad, good, I'm mad.
Thank you, my boys.
Appreciate you, my boys.
Oh, wait, excuse me.
Get a little gassy when I'm nervous.
I have an EWR allergy. What is that? Is that like a ration? Is it the ration pack?
Oh, oh. He five meals a day. That's kind of like for him. I actually have seen him eat
three different meals just today and I woke up at like 3pm. That doesn't add up and it's
It's only 9 p.m. You I mean you can already you already know this guy's having a nightcap
Taco Bell nacho fries chicken cheese wrap Doritos Locos taco
Jalupa
It's not not I mean if you don't think hot she's eating one more time and it's only 9 p.m.
You're out of your damn mind you smoking crack through your butthole
You got you got some you got some deficiencies chief. She's eating at least one more time
And I've already seen me three times since I woke up at 3 p.m.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Diarrhea parasite, you would fight through the pain. Just for one bite of Adreos Locus. Now let's ride!
I
a hunch. Um, I'll go with you. Come on. Let's go. I can tell him because you're poor. Yeah,
boy. Hunch, are you, are you still pooping? Is this hunch is why playing the game while
he's pooping? Yeah, so many times is hutch eating a day. We need to know the information.
i've counted three and it's nine p.m.
and i won't have a three p.m. oh what up hutch oh hello mr. hutch
i was making myself a silly juice
oh very nice very nice very nice wellers and i cope
and i kind of need to grab a silly juice as well
well i'll do that to the rate i'll do that to the rate
alright mr hutch i have to kill his pbc
uh... the house
i have a splint
If you want to go do your thing and we can meet up after something I
Have brought in like I just I keep forgetting men's like a motherfucker. I'm an L
Are you saying I just need to kill scabs in the naked. I'll just follow you. Okay sound good
Players in dorms I do as well. I think those are shared as well. So we have the same task
Let's go body a squad. Let's go body a squad. Let's go body a squad. Follow me,
big follow me boy. Good job.
Oh, how'd you hear this? I need us.
This is such a lovely day. Isn't this beautiful? This is beautiful.
Sometimes I forget to sit back and just take it all in. Enjoy the streets of Russia.
Wow sit on a park bench and go hey you got any leftover raw fish that you've
been eating for a week oh my goodness yeah oh my goodness you should come over
to my 100 square foot crepe later comrade he says to the other man oh I
don't know comrade I have three hours of put in propaganda that I have to study
up a little I do not know if I will have time to have you been last week I was
in jail what for I said fuck food and cobran cannot let that happen
uh top is open oh stand back i will handle them whoever is in here prepared to die prepared
to die at once no reprieve you will not be given a second chance i will take your life with ease
That was not a real person you see to kill one real person here the
Doors should be should be simple be supple
Oh shit, there's a real person. Oh my god, where?
He is just standing on the second floor of two stories staring directly at me after outside the window. Oh
My god
Two-story right now see that yes. Yes right in front of room 206. He was making direct eye contact with me. Oh
My god
I'm gonna jump their window on first and push okay. This means me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he actually opened up 206
Cuz I can kind of get that done. I mean good rain first. Oh, yeah
Are you in the grass John? Follow my lead. Follow my lead John. Are you in the bench? No, no no far away
got one minus there's no mice is that all my
capital they're in the grass yep yep push
around he's pushed around he's pushed
around kitchen side he's behind the
middle stairs outside got it I'm taking
you to kitchen to yeah I'll get an
angle give me a second one day one dad
yes witness me I'm by car right now
Winters me
Winters!
Winters!
Winters!
Winters me!
I'm going in!
I'm looking back here.
You got me right there, Pete?
I KILL HIM!
I'm a penis tonight
Baby come and suck my penis
Suck it all night, baby, come and suck my penis Suck it all night, baby, come and suck my penis
Just suck it tonight
Too easy, too easy
Give the Bolly-Dia bug leader a challenge, perhaps
Yes, I have taken down the enemy with ease yet again
Who is this elementary at this point?
So simple, so simple
I'm in two-story now.
That's good.
I used my head to distract that guy.
That guy shot me in the face, and I tanked it.
Fantastic.
That would be alive.
Fantastic.
This is good, am I, think?
Oh, this is great.
I'm a weirdy fight out of this.
Let's have some inside man.
Careful, Gryff.
Grenade launcher, shoot him careful.
I'm dead in two-story.
Dude, I can't believe it.
Into your story, Aphrodore.
Oh, oh. All right.
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh god.
You do not worry, Mr. Hodge. I will avenge you.
I will take his life!
To avenge yours!
Mr. John, where you at?
Give me your exact location.
Uh, outside Tarkoam Director.
Signed to go back and do a task.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Send back.
This situation needs a professional.
Locked in there.
EEEH!
Where was he at exactly, Mr. Hatchigan?
Uh, in two story, in the middle of the room.
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Next to the staircase, he's probably going to be looting my body. I died inside the bathroom.
Got it. First floor?
First floor.
Got it. I'm on the case.
OH GOD!
There's two. That is not him.
Nooooooooooo!
What?!
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
I should have been in the mouth!
I put one in his mouth!
He is...
He is full!
He is high!
He is no...
He is hungry no more!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why is there no signal?
No signal. Oh. Oh. So close. Oh, my God. Oh, she's used by the half of a second. Oh, my goodness. I was so close. I was so close. What's going on? Why is there no signal? Are you able to watch John?
Yeah, I'm watching John right now.
My camera must be broken. The Wi-Fi is out. I've been using the local Windows Wi-Fi, but I think they're closing shop for
the change of cash registers. Shift change, shift change, shift change, shift change,
hmm, hmm, did pay my data player, that's right, that's right, this is, yeah, I'm on
3G LTS. Uh, hmm, hmm, hmm, I'm gonna just really hope old gas is up. I don't know what's
So yeah, is it... is this a doosling?
Oh, there we go, got it!
Here we go, boys!
I
Body armor or put on one peanut not smart
I'm so sorry unless this has a split for me. I
Can't believe I made that silly mistake. What is silly mistake? What is silly mistake?
Hmm
You smell
You got him. One shot, one kill.
Trick shot, trick shot, trick shot.
I put that in your face and she accomplished it.
Incredible.
I'm trying to get 85% contract, not just 80%.
You're thinking. You're thinking.
We're close, you deluxe.
The deluxe, the golden deer.
Mm-hmm.
You should have put on that body armor.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. So many people telling me that I should have been wearing body armor.
I, whew. I made a grave mistake. I made a grave mistake. I made a grave mistake.
I'm just stupid. I'm 100% aware I was wearing body armor.
I can't. I've been trying for two years to teach him that the rigs do not sew in the middle of the chest.
Even try it's not up anyway, but even try just let them fall their arms in half a week. Haha. I was right
I should have put that armor on I said I'm so sorry guys
I'm so sorry
Soon she's Mr. Peter. Yeah, I place I have to peace out for a bit. I gotta go check some shit
But I should be back
Yeah, I'll let me DM you
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna quit let me do you much. I love you
Body image for bitches fuck yeah, that's what I say that's what I say
I'm trying to get out of the way, I'm trying to get out of the way, I'm trying to get
out of the way.
John what are you doing again? I honestly kind of trying to piece together what the plan is. What are you doing? I'm trying to leave.
Hmm, but I have a broken leg.
Excuse me sir.
So yeah, I'm going to do this and then I can figure it out. I'll be back.
Oh, okay. Alright then. Alright. Godspeed, Mr. Judge. Godspeed.
Yes, sir.
Godspeed.
Good luck, boys. Good luck, good luck, good luck.
Yes, God's people touch by the way the extract is where the extract is
Thank you. Don't worry. Let me have any other questions. Holy shit. That was close. I didn't think about
Touch all right. No, he's he just text me
He just checks me this this this this this he's he's he's got he's he's he's gonna he's gonna go smoke that
He's a day he said he didn't want you guys to know about it. So that's why he's leaving
He's doing his daily, he's doing his daily meth smoking Mr. John and he got in the middle of the stream usually just later
Oh dude, yeah, usually you can make it to at least like 9 p.m. At least well it is 9 p.m. It's not 8 p.m.
Fuck. Fuck.
He made it just as far as we thought.
Just as far as we thought, just as far as we thought. No, he's fine guys. He's fine. He's fine. It's not a cheers, it's not a cheers.
I don't even know why he's laughing.
Um...
I thought it was the Love Island Finale, yeah, it's the Love Island Finale.
He had to go with great haste gentlemen, the Love Island Finale is on right now, right
now.
You guessed it, I didn't want to say it, I didn't want to leak it.
It was hunched private messages.
That's why I didn't want to say anything, but you guessed it already, so I might as
well come out with it.
It was the Love Island Finale he was leaving for.
He's been waiting for it for weeks.
Get out wait to see if
Poor Leo on and Julio get their love triangle. Yeah, they get their love triangle figured out if if if if Amanda
finally
let go of
Mark and and and went to Julio's arms to
Mark's rocks. I hate mark
Remember that he said next to the thing with the other guy that he said about the other thing that was kind of an indirect
What the other guy was doing while he was talking about the guy that was that was over there remember that
Yes, you honestly they get so deep on that show
They get so dude. You gotta sell your soul. Oh
Yeah, I mean they get deep on that so they really do they do they get really deep Wow. Wow. Do they get deep? Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I even saw one of them one time
They were getting so deep that the eyes weren't fully wide open and they weren't drooling.
They actually stopped drooling for two and a half seconds.
It was incredible.
This is the most deep I've seen on the show ever.
Holy shit.
Incredible.
That's a long time.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
We're almost there.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Sounds getting real low.
Actually, the new season of Down for Love is starting.
You gonna be on it?
There he is.
There he is!
Get him!
There he is!
There he is!
I caught him!
There he is!
Get him!
That's him!
That's him!
Please!
Please!
There he is!
Now we got him as judged.
Now we got him down.
Now we got him.
Finally!
I'm gonna grab a quick syringe so you can get out, okay? I'll be back. I'm gonna grab a quick syringe so you can be back, be back, be back!
Quick syringe, quick syringe, just...
Happy by staffs!
Happy by staffs!
Here.
Ahem.
I have returned! I have returned!
Oh, that will kill me, man, it was fam stupid. That's not very nice at all. That's not very
condescending.
Hey, silly grey, silly grey! Oh, damn, I got three PMCs. I was gonna go get that round,
I can't forget.
Oh, shit.
I was cooking at least. I got the question at least. Oh, yeah
Miss me and my wife's birthday is tomorrow. So let me watch you so you could you wish her a happy birthday today?
She's a conservative red hair 43 old hag
What
I'm done. Hold on. I see that one coming. Hold on. Wait a second. Hold on. Sorry, I'm
really... Hold on. Just you wait for me to take it while I process the information at
hand. Um... Okay. Ah. Hmm. Uh... Hmm. Oh. Uh... Oh. Alright. Okay. I've done... I've
I'm gonna have to finish the process of the plot twist.
Happy birthday, happy, happy birthday.
43 year old hag.
I just thought, I mean, it's,
you know, let me be, let me be doing, let me be doing.
Don't show that one.
That one, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Happy birthday, happy birthday.
I heard you're turning 20.
I heard you're turning 20 today.
Sees!
Happy birthday.
I hope it is very whimsical and full of magical activities.
Magical activities.
There we are.
Use that one.
Use that one.
There it is.
There it is.
There's the money.
There's the money.
That guy's taking her to a NASCAR rally for her birthday.
100%.
I'm telling you, I've never been more certain
of anything in my entire life.
NASCAR and then he's getting the 30 pack of Miller lights and they're sitting down and watching game of thrones on repeat
What happened to your rubles I should I would add 26,000 rubles is still a respectable amount that's a respectable about right there
It's very respect very respectable
And let me turn my question. Let me see if it gives me anything else mr. John. You one quick moment
Oh excuse me. Oh it did not give me a single other quest. That was the end of that quest line.
Oh I never got Skiers Wallet. Well I guess it's a matter of the night.
We can do, let me see, let me see. Let me see.
We'll keep the key to the close premises. I have quite a few shoreline tasks.
What do you saw line?
Sure, fine.
You see me know where this is?
Where's locate and obtain the key to the close premises on the health resort on
shoreline? What is that?
You guys know where that is?
Where you?
You mean what that is?
It's on shoreline, behind resort.
Oh, I think I know where that is.
That's in that square.
That's in that box.
That's in that box.
I think that's what that is.
Okay.
All right, let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Eliminate scouts with M41, M16, ADAR, or TX-15.
Okay, I'm gonna get an ADAR.
Oh.
I've got like five quests I gotta do here.
Do you have any sort of like quest mods?
Uh, I believe so.
Let me check.
Dude, oh my god, they added so many guns in this game
where you don't even have to like think about it.
You can just buy it.
That is so nice.
I do not.
Not enough money.
Yes.
What do they mean by that?
Oh, no.
No.
No.
You know what?
You know what?
No.
No.
Ah!
I've bested them yet again, Mr. John.
I've dominated yet again.
I've dominated yet again.
Where are we going?
You're going to lie. I got a couple goodies. You must excuse me. You must excuse me. Oh, of course, of course
I don't have anything here. So you have anything at all
No, you sure buzzed
Yeah, nothing at all even like a like a general task. Yeah, I think I have a storyline one that I gotta go there
Yeah, that's the locate the entrance of the port terminal. That's at the bottom right, right? Uh, I don't know. I don't remember
I'm pretty sure this locate
Yeah, that's the bottom right there. We got that. Oh, yeah. That's good. That's good. And then we'll hit that as well. Oh, you know what?
I say I've done that myself either. I mean, I've done that myself. No, so much shit done.
We get a ton of stuff. Don't be me. I'll tell you if we just we get a ton of questions on it. And then when Hans comes back, you say, Oh my goodness, you guys got so much stuff done.
Oh god, that'll show him!
That'll show him!
Oh, he'll be so pissed!
Oh my goodness!
Your friends have been succeeding!
And doing great!
Oh, he'll be seething!
He'll be seething!
Alright, let's ride!
He'll be so mad, he'll be so pissed!
Oh my god!
He'll be so pissed!
Alright, let's proceed, let's proceed.
I need two markers. We get some markers here we go. All right, now we ride. Oh, I'd kick
We got it, okay now we right
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Play E
E
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
How are you out of breath from clicking buttons?
I'm also thinking
I'm also thinking pal
Thinking pal
She's Louise. She's I'm getting they make thinking illegal. They make thinking illegal. I remember that legislation passing a
Goop of things for two seconds society goes mad
Society loses it's mine. Oh
My god, you know the brain is a muscle a pal. It's a muscle like any other
The gall of some people ridiculous absolutely ridiculous
Oh
The call is unbelievable, that's what I'm saying mr. John mr. John was your question again
I don't it's not wait. Is there you should only one. Have you taken general ones?
Yeah, I don't have any of the
I don't know like your general ones where it's like any location you kill like five scabs or whatever. Oh, maybe maybe
I bet you have at least one scab one
Yeah
Oh
All right, let's proceed you you know what actually you always should do what is she get mr. Gimmick?
It's oh, no, you don't know he's on Tuesday. We'll just wait for hot right about you
Um, I don't know where Jinji is the sheets don't play this game. Yeah, he's playing with some other guys. Oh
Heart is a muscle not brain no brain is a muscle hundred percent, right mr. John
What are the breeders of muscle is it not?
No. Okay. Oh, would I understand we'll have a great day. It's an organ. I know the soft organ. Yeah.
No, the heart is an organ. Organs not a muscle. I will prove this. I will put this right now. I
will Google it. Is the brain a muscle? Look at this. Look at this. No. Yes. The brain is a muscle.
says Google says Google look at your face is the lot of you
fools egg on your face egg on your face proven wrong yet again proven wrong yet
again now let's ride
Let's run!
Alright, we're shoddy.
It's time.
It's time. I gotta- I gotta fuck with my post effects.
I think I should fuck with the pussy. I gotta fuck my pussy.
Let's go do- let's do the main question quickly. I need you to walk up to it.
Don't we? We know these shooters if you want them to do it. Yeah, we'll see.
Hmm. Well, that's shot. Oh, sorry. You can fuse sometimes. It's okay. Yeah, we're both fat.
Wait, I don't understand. Um...
Wait, won't they just shoot us to be walk up to it? I don't- I- I don't do this question again?
Uhhhh...
Who- wait...
Why don't we just push the button inside the green thing?
Maybe.
Oh, perchance.
Perchance.
We'll take a little peep. We'll take a little peep. We'll see what's crack-a-lackin.
You little peep. Nice and easy.
Ah, I should use you. I need the button. Is the button up top or is it on that?
I hear if it was on the bottom. It might be on the bottom.
Yeah?
managed to leave the discord call I've been talking to no one oh my discord has
crashed hold on one short moment one short one short spell is required one
short spell is required hold on what one short spell one short spell one short
I'll give you one short spell Jim and one short spell one short spell here
Let me up
Any moment now ah
Mr. John great to see you again. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Where you gone oh, yeah
Is everything find a way to contact the soldiers at the terminal
There's bound to be a radio on the comms device
There's no
Are you talking oh shit? Yeah, is that your laser? I have a blue laser. I'm turning up. Yeah, you just talking game
No, it was the radio. Oh
Coming up I'm trying to wrap this jacks. Yeah
Learn how to escape target that scared the fuck out of me. I was in a bush by you good luck
fear not mr. John fear not I'm on the case
Oh stand back demon
Oh, fantastic! I got a bit of them! Ah, perfect! Perfect! Another great raid! Another great raid!
Excellent raid! Excellent raid! Wow, that was enthralling! That was enthralling!
Like, did you have as much fun as I did?
I had a fucking grand old time.
Wow.
That was enthralling.
That was enthralling.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
Woo!
Wow.
Just some of, just a taste of the action
talk I've had to offer.
That was some good PVP by that guy.
That was some good PVP.
That was some good PVP.
Until I walk by him and execute me from a bush.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
I now have 38,000 rubles, which in US dollars
the equivalent to about two and a half dollars. Two dollars and two quarters.
I'm so poor and I'm suffering. I'm so poor and I'm suffering, Mr. John.
Should we scab? No, I don't think it's time for scab again. Should we?
Oh. No, we can just sell a couple of goodies. We do at least do that question. Do they count
even though we died? Oh, we're good. We did what we needed to do, Mr. John.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's get back in there. We're just gonna do good easy-peasy
You're honestly the eight hours kind of poo. Oh, yeah, no, I forgot I'm doing it for that task. I have to bring it damn it
Well, let me see what other guns there is
Maybe I could buy like a deck down M4
It was mr. Peacekeeper, I believe oh
Mr. Popper and mr. Mechanic want to talk to me. I
Think I need that's for that question. So you might do it, too
Yeah, I'm talking over right now.
Got his bomb!
He locked it.
He's locked it.
Why?
You got a hand of 20k USD that makes it six months to get.
These traders are so greedy.
Why do they just want 20,000 USD?
What is that?
And now we're gonna talk to Mr. Mechanic.
Is it peanut ball?
No, I have a luscious mane under this hat, a luscious mane.
You call me peanut Rapunzel.
Oh, I don't have that much on me, gathered 20,000 USD fantastic.
Oh, where did he just want 20,000 dollars, that's it.
Oh.
That's it. That's it. Oh, oh, yeah, no that oh, that's it
Call it 40 make it 40 make it 40. Oh fantastic. That's great news
I currently have none of that, but I will let you go as soon as I do as soon as I do I will pull up on a yacht
I'm gonna buy honestly, I'm gonna see if they have and take that m40 I can just buy I'm gonna try to build a whole gun
I do but I do not have the capabilities or the know-how
Require it. I'm gonna do the same eight hour again
What a moment boys. What a moment. I must gather my son's life. Oh
Yeah, he's been addicted to that miss fall recently
If you want you watch the play yeah, you let him know you live on pop-up beat. That's ready to receive
We're ready. We're ready. Well, we can go in there. We can start fighting people.
Close. You could call them some slurs.
I'll tell you what, we can watch and then we kill them.
Yeah, you'll be so stunned from all the closey slurs, we just sneak them out of a bed.
Good job.
Let me report this guy and while they're reporting them, we kill them.
We get them. We let them have it.
Yeah. Absolutely.
This is old.
This is old.
Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Oh
Let me sell a couple of ours you want. Oh, no, I can't bring that crime
I forgot to keep feeling I had to do it with specific guns
Okay, I think I have enough to get into this rain, baby. Oh
I bought the wrong a-night I
Just sold at my stash
a superior piece of technology a superior the US government it's not
even it's not even for health is it it's I think this was some jackass on the
story oh my god who you by the head are from it was I don't know it's a random
person always on play it was on it was yes I didn't think I was looking at any
any flea market. I don't think that was a real trader guy.
Is any trader saw that I could buy it and bring it in? We could trade.
What does that mean? No, I could buy an eight or I have an eight or right here.
Oh, I thought you were broke and stupid. Oh, no, I've got plenty of cash plenty of
cash. You're good. Get back to your cash that defined a couple of goodies.
You had to put on some almond. Some almond.
One moment, gentlemen, one quick moment.
There we go, that is a perfect helmet for this situation.
That way if they are using spitballs out of straw,
they'll bounce right off.
It'll be as if they have never shot me in the first place.
Hmm, I'm so fucked.
I'm genuinely so fucked.
This is the worst. This is horrible.
I'm scrumming.
I'm building this out of out of a cave with a box of scraps done
And be that start but I'm building crap
We'll put that on it
Here we go. I'd like this should maybe suffice this might work. It's maybe work
You got this. Thanks boss. Thanks boss
All right, now we ride.
This makes me go significantly better.
I can feel it.
You feel that energy in the air?
I feel it.
I smell it.
I saw your leaks.
I saw your leaks only. Oh, is my pussy looking?
I remember that photo shoot, spread eagle. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir. Please leave a like. Please leave a like and a comment. Get it through the
algorithm hmm hmm that gas one is gonna be the way oh crap yeah I have a gas
fucker oh my god fuck my ass oh you know whatever whatever I don't have the
money to worry about it I don't have the money to change up this is gonna be
horrible we're all gonna die John John prepare to die I'm ready hmm if you're
ready for it it doesn't sting as bad if you go in expecting to fail yep that
Well, then it doesn't really matter exactly don't even feel it
You feel about playing GTA with everyone a
Sounds fun
What does that even mean Jack?
What does that mean?
People still play this game. No, I'm the last one actually where the where the last two where the last two
We're the last two we're playing dead games for fungsies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah games. Mm-hmm. Dead games dead games
Good games played with the last two we're actually this we're gonna be that last guy that just kill us. That was a robot. Yeah
Mm-hmm. That's why it's taking so long to connect because they got to spawn more NPCs for us because no one else plays exactly
Exactly good question. So good question good question
I'm so gloomy today.
Only streamers playing this game, W.
Yes, only streamers.
It's us.
Actually, we're actually going to a raid
and landmark, glorious E and stake rat
are the only opponents in the raid.
Good. Yes.
Another great question.
Another great question.
What happened?
What's going on?
Wait.
What's going on?
What happened?
What happened?
Wait.
I've been having some neck problems recently, guys.
I've been having some neck problems.
I've been having, I'm going to a chiropractor very soon,
very-
I mean, I'm going to a chiropractor very soon, guys.
Very soon, very soon, very soon.
Very, very soon.
Mmm, mmm.
Hmm.
Your neck broke,
Sorry, sorry about that, guys.
Sorry about that, guys.
I'll tell ya.
I have to go to the chiropractor very soon.
Very soon I am, very soon I am.
exercise the demons that is usually help with the temporary fix I
kind of practice that thing that work but that's still dude I think it's all
placebo effect I don't I don't know they got this little thing called an
activator all over tiktok and they do it's like a little pan they just push
on unit clicks I don't believe it but I'm not buying it oh I have seen that I
I think I've seen that.
Now, this is time to discuss leg ride.
I
Who do you hear good job? No fucking good
Excellent excellent excellent. I don't remember either. I think I'm marking two ambulance chains
And I got a shoe guys
There's two lots of guys
Okay, so we got to get the one over by
Here which one do you have to mark? Wait?
John that's the water there's nothing over there
Going a long way to see the crowd
Yes, fantastic. Fantastic. I eat the last guy to mark are over by the tunnel and I got to kill guys the ADAR
Touch the dead body inside the swamp
I gotta go to the back of shoreline to get the key and I gotta go to the SUV.
That's what I gotta do.
Plain and simple. Simple and supple.
We got this easy.
I swear to God if I die in two seconds again.
Lock it in, Mr. Chunkhead.
Okay, so are you serious?
You're fast you're fast guy. Oh, I'm a quick little bugger. I bet you there's someone on the other side of the rocks.
Be careful.
Be frosty.
Give me a gun. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Good sir.
Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. This is top of the line premium technology
I
Can
What's you walking over there John?
I'm rocking an SKS bare bones nothing else to my fucking name. That's all right. That's all right
Don't drop their weapons just from the straight order, Mr. John. Uh-huh. You're gonna find them
Go go run it. He looked at you with the the chain took ages for money. Okay. I could have yeah
So much that we want to compound it
Yeah, come out interest compound interest
a little
peep
quickly shove it all in your butt Mr. John
okay shove it way up there
oh I got a clock
what'd you get
I got a version of this coin
You want to trade? You want to trade?
You want to trade? You want to trade?
I can't fit the clock in my ass.
I can't fit the clock in my ass.
The previous has been giving me the speciality out.
And the last week, he's really opened it up.
He's looking out like a fool.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
You can fit your fist through there without touching the sides.
Oh, it's like a portal to another dimension.
Was that one game that was fun for like a week and then they got ever excited and never released?
Splitgate.
Did it release?
Do you ever play that?
Isn't that a Shroud game?
No, no.
Oh, no, that did release.
That did release.
Yeah, it did release.
I liked it when it came out.
And then I don't think I played it or when the beta came out.
It was awesome.
Yeah, I play it one time.
It was easy.
Wait, is this door supposed to be open?
I think you can, man.
Should we try it?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Should we?
There's a safe in there.
There's a safe back there.
There's a safe.
But hold on now John before you hold on now John. It's a little unsafe in there a little hot
Oh, this is fine this is this is fine. I
Don't I don't think this is a good idea. John. We have our whole lives ahead of us. All right, let me sit and do it
Now you supposed to hold that gun
I
Come on, mr. John. We do the the emulages all right all right all right all right all of you boys follow me boys
I'm surprised you haven't seen anyone yet. This is honestly a piece for it
Then talk about mr. John. Yeah, it's very peaceful. It's got early swollen rates are nice and then it starts getting horrible
I
Wish you go to these ambulance is by the title and then we'll smooth dash up north touch the dead guy
You know I'm tea. I'm out of here like five quest done in one rain
hell yeah
Don't tell you what he is my priest. I'm gonna first stream it again all back straighters
Dude, you're on to Kappa.
I'm gonna have Kappa. I'm gonna...
The first I've marked my words, clip it if you have to.
The first streamer with Max Trainers right here you're looking at him.
You are looking at him.
Don't look too long, you might fall in love.
I can.
Oh, do not come...
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
I'll punish you, just go shitting.
Don't do this. What's the last policy?
It'll influence me.
Have you been naughty this whole time?
You've been naughty this whole time.
I've been so naughty.
Have you enjoyed a discord chat without my express permission?
I don't know. I couldn't do this.
Have you? I've sure done this whole time.
Have you enjoyed a discord chat without my express permission?
You've been very naughty. I was going to punish you.
I should punish you dearly.
You okay?
Keep your eyes open.
How much spits all over your mom's monitor?
A lot of spits.
A lot of spits.
Shripping.
You could make a bacteria colony.
Like ants.
Swipe it all off.
Create a new life form.
Go to a new planet.
Oh, here we are.
Right here, right here at the ambulances, Mr. Hansen, Mr. John, it came up out of nowhere.
There we go. One ambulance, and boom! Two ambulances! Two ambulances! Excellent one, Mr. John.
Stay close. Where were you at again? Oh, I remember. I'm not gonna lie to you. I kind of drank the last
actually juice quickly quickly and it is it is well have you eaten in the last
six hours I have not I have not I feel amazing I feel
that's not hot just I figured it out I pieced together I pieced together I can
tell because he wasn't taking a deep breath after every third word we forgot
to ask him about his cock what would you say if he has a massive wiener you
I forgot to ask him.
Hmm.
What?
This is where was that on the agenda?
Yeah, we were talking about yesterday.
We were like, dude, he's got to be hung.
And I wanted to ask him.
You can't just ask the man if he's got a massive wiener.
You have to do investigation by yourself.
Oh, we got to ask him to show us.
Maybe we'll invite him out to a nice steak dinner.
And then when he goes to use the restroom,
you go to use the restroom, you use the urinal next to him,
you just take a little beat.
You say, you just go.
You know look over and you say what you say immaculate penis, sir
sir, you have quite a
Sound winner. Oh
That all exquisite cock-and-ball sir exquisite exquisite
You slap him on the butt before he finishes. You said good work team. You say great. You say alright team break
My second was done
We just take a quick look and you already got your white armor for that quest. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Oh wait
You I've already gotten two questions right. Oh my god. We are making so much progress. We're making so much progress
All right now. We have to go do we see
We got it we got to the other two that way it's a moment just read right now
This is average red you can go get the key from behind the resort and then I have to kill like ten guys ten big guys
And what does it call again? Yes, what's the quest that we're doing?
Something for sure. Oh, yeah, here's eliminate scattered at 41 m 16 a door or take TX 15 on shoreline
Can you eat a quick can of beef?
I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm a hungry boy.
Yeah, we're sorry.
I think I'm pretty right.
You didn't even finish the first one, what are you talking about?
Can't you finish the first one?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Oh, that's because I had to survive an extract!
Jon, new quest!
Don't-
Die!
Shit.
Anyone about that one?
Is that you?
I'm lying down.
John, let me tell you something.
I love playing with you, Mr. John, because I can always tell it to you.
I can always tell it to you the way your kit is worth a total of $50.
$50.
And a half-eaten subway sandwich.
That's me, boss.
That's you, that's you.
That's me, boss.
There he is.
There he is.
step above scammers just and I mean a tiny baby cap no no no come down the
rocks I'm right behind you what are you talking about is it behind the rocks
oh god I don't even see this guy over there
Johnny you okay I'm you tripped
I chip it though hold on I'll get up in a sec you see you see where is he
can we get up in a sec where is he don't move at the bottom base of the rocks
There's I see it
Let's do oh what this too. Yeah, right by that tree right yeah, right there. Yeah, oh
Oh, I'm on fire. I'm on fire. Oh my god. Oh
Was he soon daddy you see your dead body
Yeah, stupid
You might be stupid
There's three of them. There's three of them. Oh my god. Oh, yeah
Oh
See the other one. Oh my god. He's I can see right now
Oh
Oh, that's not good for me.
Oh god.
Oh god.
John!
John!
I was pooping on a fortune.
Wait a second.
You're bucking right now dude.
Well...
I'm seeing movement!
I'm seeing movement!
I'm seeing movement!
I'm seeing movement!
Wait a second.
Hold on. Wait a minute.
Hold on, wait a second, Christmas Eve, New York, 2021.
We're here, we're back!
All right, hold on.
By the way, I made that date up
and I made the year up as well.
I have no idea if that was the actual date
or year that that happened.
But you don't know either,
so in Still Work, you have no idea.
Excellent.
Longest lands for food ranger extravaganza!
Oh, wrong button!
Egg celebrate, gentlemen, egg celebrate!
Sorry, sorry everybody, wrong button, wrong button, wrong button.
A lot of buttons over here.
A lot of, a lot of, a lot of gears turning guys, a lot of gears turning.
Let me tell you, that was a good day, that was a good day.
Oh yeah, I still got that one push, see, I, I lined up the shot, closed one eye, bam,
boom.
Let me tell you, Mr. John, you ever seen a sack of potatoes fall out of a shipping crate?
Just like that, just like that.
I bet he had a wife and kids too.
Close.
Is that ninja, was that the real ninja?
What if that was a real ninja?
That's what he's doing.
It's hanging out with his family.
He's just been grinding Tarkov season.
Yeah, probably.
He just needs to have a family.
I think they were about to have a kid.
What a bitch!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
All right, let me see if I can get anything else ready
for this next week.
There's an F-Games 16 count.
Can I read this first time chat to you real quick?
Yeah, go ahead, read me the first time chat.
Okay, lurking while I jerk off the peanut's lips.
What's the one you were going to read was another one you read the wrong one his lips look like
buttholes by the way that one these are actual what the first time chat was real another first
I'm not the only one who thinks that thing
Guys everyone's lips look like a butthole not just mine. I that is not news
That is not news. That is not coming to your lips right now. Oh
You know I see were you there when I?
Well, you found out the thing about me
No, so there's a rule 34 of me fucking gimmick
I
Said I said there's a rule 34 video of me fucking gimmick
I need that fucking video right now
I am appalled I actually I'm actually disgusted I
I'm actually discussing and I will be speaking I will be speaking to someone to have that removed after I'm done jerking off to it
Four or five more times. I am so pissed about that. We'll get that taken down after
Say buddy as soon as I export that video in 4k. You're fucking fast. You're fucking done
What's that video on four different devices in 4k so I can keep it for the rest of my life
That's right. Yeah, I'll get you pal. You're done for you're done. You're done
You're done
What's the game? Oh
Yeah, you do it boss. Are you doing?
How's your games going and Chas we haven't even died yet. I think we're allergic to dying
You were looking at I've got two quests or one what was one quest on
Idiot, you were watching you were watching a vaude
You were watching a vaude. I just got one quest done and I'm about to do another one and along with three others in one raid
Three easy ones in one raid. Well, I'm gonna have to get another another weapon that that that Adar is not the move
Not the move. I think it's your aim. Oh, is that so is you think so? Yeah. Oh
Oh
Oh, no, that couldn't be it. No, I've read the numbers that couldn't be it. It's not possible
Let me see here, uh
Let me see what other guns it likes me use m41 m16 adar or TX 15
I'm gonna use
We're sure the M16 is bad for sure
I
Understand it's terrible. I don't think it's terrible. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do I'm gonna try to make an m4a1 real quick. I mean, I'm gonna make I'm gonna make like a decent one
I'm gonna make a quick a quick what money
My money is tied up in assets Genji it's called
asset liquidation I own many companies and have stocks and black rock and
van gone I'll be liquidating my assets for cash in which I will use to purchase
set items in which I have just inquired about previously you know nothing of the
Fancy I'm so fancy. I'm a fancy fan
That'd be all right, let's not tell you worth 20 million
Yeah, that's right
29 at point 8 million 30 million. I read it wrong. I'm just like sick
No, no, no
Can't use that as a cop out.
I'm just asking, I'm just asking, are you, wait, hold on.
Does Jinji hate disabled people?
Whoa, Jinji.
What? I'm literally dyslexic.
Jinji, friendly player.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a second.
And veterans?
And veterans.
And veterans, and veterans.
Oh, shit.
You know what I mean?
I'm dying.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Yeah, these stupid hiccups for the fifth fucking time today. Oh
So I don't even have money to build them for a while. I just might just have to do like a L
Can's go on top you're getting so poor guys. We need to hit like a
Like a boat or something. I got like an ice maker. You're getting so poor. This is ridiculous. Oh
Oh my god, I
Can't even oh my goodness. I have nothing I have nothing
I have nothing and no one
Alone this is a cry for help. I have nothing and no one
I wait why is it telling me that I can buy the specter it has the green thing in the corner
But then when I try to buy it it doesn't exist
Oh, it's a barter. Oh
Oh.
Oh, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
Okay.
It makes sense.
Oh my God, I have nothing.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Jetty.
Huh?
I mean, okay, let's go.
Can I bring you an MPM?
Perhaps I may have one in my...
Ah! Fantastic!
Can you bring me the MPM?
Fantastic! Fantastic!
That is great news!
I was kidding.
But just know that I don't need it.
Just know I don't need it.
And this is honestly a favor to you.
And I would be expecting a thank you, certainly.
I would be expecting a huge thank you, certainly.
Huge thank you.
Thank you. Oh, you are so welcome. You are so welcome. Hmm. All right, let's ride
There you go, I mean a quick armor
John we got to start making big progress. We have not for the last like two hours. We just get our shit wrong
I've only been on for three hours. Oh
uh sounds normal okay let us proceed let us proceed let us proceed did you
got that you got that uh lkd scope that i don't need and i'm doing you a favor
yes i do indeed are you gonna say you're welcome jenji
yeah i mean no no no thank you she would i
you're welcome thank you no she did not die you fucked it all up
i fucked it all up thank you're welcome thank you
what say you're welcome thank you you're welcome thank you
Thank you, good here, good here right now. Thank you. You're not welcome. Thank you. I'm gonna have a stroke if we keep
Toast
Jesus you got to say thank you. That's what I said. That's what I said
Oh, mr. Friends. What is what good man good?
I'm mad. Thank you, my boy. Please. Thank you, my boy
Oh, guys, here's the plan. Here's the plan. We're going to this map. I won't say it's
the C-tipers don't know. I'm gonna do four, four. No, you don't know.
Wait, do I have?
No, five. Quest in one raid and I will be surpassing Mr. Hutch in one foul swoop right
here right now. This raid, this raid. I'm telling you, boys, I'm telling you, I believe
I'm genuinely the furthest along of any streamer.
Did you know that you don't have the first time in the stream?
Really?
That's right.
That's right.
Landmark called me today and he congratulated me.
He said he not.
You are the furthest along of any streamer.
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
He said, all right,
goodbye, I'm gonna go to do steroids and hit the gym.
And so I had to let him go.
I had to let him off the line.
He was busy.
But that's what he said to me.
That's what he said to me.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
When you start shooting, about four and a half hours ago.
Did you even do a chiropractor?
What is getting here?
yes did you it did was it sudo or did you actually what did it work the ph1 fell smooth
I think so no
Sorry
Oh, mr.. Send me over for 25. It's one good man. Good. I'm mad. Thank you, my boy. He changed my mind
Oh
He's pretty kind of a big man.
He's even further than you and he has all the negative modifiers.
Guys, once again we are not racing the bitchless and the jobless.
Pestily has been playing this game since he had been to the wheel.
All right?
That is outside the route.
That is outside the route.
Outside the route.
doesn't count disqualified disqualified sorry you you have to have seen one
woman in your entire life to be qualified for the race mm-hmm mm-hmm sorry
disqualified disqualified oh he's married
I'm ordering a burger.
That's right.
I'm in first place.
I am in first place and I'm not ready to give it up.
Now we are going to do five questions, rain boys.
SPRIDE!
I
Technology is supreme. I technology is far superior
you're welcome. You're welcome for doing that to you. Yes, you're welcome. No, thank
you. Yes, thank you. Yes, welcome. I'm welcome. Yes, thank you. I've been welcome. You're
welcome. Thank you for welcoming. Thank you. No, yes, you're welcome. Thank you for your
Welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. No, thank you.
All of me. All of me.
I was bought those SpongeBob cards today.
Oh, really? Yeah.
They had him at the guard shop near me.
I have to grab.
I have to grab the key from this back thing.
And I got a touch.
Just you touch the dead.
Ten.
That's a dead guy.
I got to come ten guys.
Ten guys at this end point.
That's me. That's me. That's me.
I go to a Westlain, I think.
Something?
I have nothing here.
Good thing I got them all.
Yes.
You admittedly...
You see, he's a good...
He grew up on a shelf.
Godspeed, Mr. Gad!
Godspeed!
Godspeed, brother.
Godspeed.
Ten-thick guys.
Did you go for those power cards or did you scowl?
No, no, no.
They actually got delivered to my old house, so I've got to go get them.
Oh.
would live at your old house where they stole an open up or something
yeah open no the people messaged me today oh would you kill a man for a PGA 10
I told them that it was going to that address
stop gaslighting us you would kill a man for PGS 10
100 PGA 100 PGA 100 I see coach me John I'll keep you safe I know into your 10
unsuspecting gentleman with ease you'll head to the resort kill ten
unsuspecting gentlemen and then we'll skedaddle to the scp and grab the dead guy
Honestly, a little quiet.
A little too quiet.
I don't think it's right.
What's up with the black division?
Oh, you got it in front of me?
Got him!
What an idiot!
Hurray!
That was a real die.
Yes, that was a real guy with a soul.
You killed a guy?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Very impressive.
Thank you, thank you.
You might have a butt, buddy.
Careful.
Is that a real guy?
Hey, Peanut, you have a bleed thing, right?
right he's a kid yeah whatever it is yes
jeez got the tango he's got a tango yeah
I'm gonna be I'm gonna get a dr. Danko
wait since you get bleeds like every
like oh fuck you minutes or something no
no no that's what I've had a heavy bleed
apparently there's this one where you
You bleed like all the time and you have to bring in like 20 bandages.
No, do you just open the door?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, that's me.
I can always tell it's just so poor.
Let's see what's going on.
She's cracking a lacket down here.
There's an eight all right here.
Do you need this?
No, no, no, I'm all good.
I just killed me with the N4.
Wait, I need to be on the west side, I think.
What's that?
Yeah.
Go ahead and do the administration.
Am I doing it?
You're little people around.
We don't know, JT.
Got
Oh wait 314 you sure cuz I have that question
Yeah, I got that I got that neither
You sure John to protect I
I think I forgot it in this. Oh, that's a toughie that'll happen. That's missing anybody could have made
I think east week is clear over here. I have I have I'm still breathing
I'm head down to the docks
wait do peanuts breathe yes yes we do this oh flakes score you're going down
where I'm going to head down to the dogs and kill some people
nice that's me head down to the dogs and other dogs yeah I said kill nine
more guys easy peasy easy peasy
there's gonna be some hoodlums out here
no it can be anybody I think I counted but I need to be anybody
hey it can even be real guys it has to be shaft I didn't even count
It's almost time for my meat stick
What my meat stick I
Ingest a stick of meat for a snack. I have shot here
I'm not cheating anybody with we somebody out don't you don't then
Everybody go
There's no one even at the fire station, Mr. John
Something's fishy here. Oh the doors open just one of us. It's not your mom this time. Just one of a mr. John
Yeah
Oh
That's so real good key you get that gyro who's you do Z
We're the hell is everyone.
Is that a single soul out here?
They heard you were going to be here.
They ran for the hills in fear.
Who's shooting at resort?
We're both down here.
Now there's the dogs.
Okay.
That's your good luck.
I love the new spendings.
Love the new spankate
He's what he's what he's telling about something
What's not one film nice. Thank you sir. Thank you. Oh, it's one short life for the person person
I don't know.
Jesus Christ, he's right here.
I hear him. I hear him.
He's right here.
I hear him.
He's right here.
He's right here.
He's right here.
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
He's not on here.
There's someone.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
No, I didn't.
No.
Oh
God are you okay? I need you bust you back there
No, I've got you bastard
No, I've got you.
I've got you.
Hoo.
Hoo.
Hoo.
Hoo.
What are you doing?
Hoo.
Where the hell did he go?
This guy's completely vanished. This guy's completely vanished.
Not a sound, not a trace.
Oh, where the hell did he go?
Oh, I don't know where he is.
Maybe you killed him?
I doubt it. I feel like if I killed him, then don't want to die.
I think, maybe, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Hi!
Are you dead?
No way!
Did you kill him?
No way!
I got him!
Hey!
Oh, yeah!
I went to shoot him.
Shot my gun who's on semi-auto.
He's turned and murdered me.
I want to put my penis in the ground.
He's as big as a mountain!
He's huge!
He's huge!
He's huge!
He's huge oh my god. He's huge. He's huge. Oh my god.
I died this time he's our matrix since
Oh, ah, Mr. Peanut, good day to you and 40,000 blessings to you.
How does it feel that the back seats you have?
Your people are sprinkled on top of Pad Thai blue steel.
I don't even, I don't even know what that means.
I don't even, Jesus, what's your kind of a freak?
What's Pad Thai?
Street pollute 15 cent.
Peanut, I have a very important question.
Probably the most important question ever.
When are the burnt peanut fushies coming?
I'm working on it!
Must be I'm mad too that they're not out yet.
I'm mad too.
I'm zero in.
I've been at Immostreamer who has watched you for years.
I was wondering if you could respond to a TikTok DM I sent you.
It would mean the world.
I will try, but...
as I have been open up TikTok DMs and Indian movies.
And you get killed like you have a lock tonight.
Is it safe to say the killers are busting nuts?
I don't even...
I don't you try to have sex with me. Really good
What the hell is going on over there?
Pad thai is like the noodles, right?
Oh
We'll take that out we got what is this m16 exactly means for the question
We'll pack these three bags and we'll use that M16 that we can take the fbx
Bomb as well
Like he was like not this guy this guy's I don't see this guy shoes you see this guy's tough. This is how you see it
Who is bad was this is that future tech wonder he killed me? I
And I almost had him
I bet oh you were a valiant soldier out there John a valiant soldier. Thank you valiant valiant
You so determination and boldness
I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
All right, follow me again.
I'm up, I'm up.
I'm heading out of the house to get some more kids.
A little peep down yonder.
Might even loot the safe.
Oh, I'm so naughty.
Oh
Let me take a quick beat let me take a quick beat I will let you know momentarily miss Daisy momentarily
Oh, so what's really been down here? Oh?
Oh, yeah, I feel the guys
Once alarm falls alarm
Oh
The exact is in fact open yes, I can confirm
I
You I really need to survive that one. I need that. I need that. I have so much to I need that
If I can't see you
That's right here
If you put your feet under your blanket, the boogie man can't get through.
He can't get through my feet.
He thinks I can go and kill him and get stuff out for you.
Oh my god, I cannot believe it. I needed that stuff so bad. That was a huge raid for me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness.
Finger my butthole and call me Sally. That was horrible.
Oh my goodness.
I can't wait to be grenade you before you kill them in spirit thank you sir thank
you thank you I am going to take a quick yes I would be a property to do I
need you to go down to the dogs kill everybody that's it God speed
children God see I'm just gonna teach me this is just a quickie don't you want
to hear me slide back
what sound it's not like you're jiggling no there's a sound like what's that's on
the ground for a second. I think I'm running. I don't know. I swear this wife's audio is
so bad. Yeah. I don't believe in audio so I never really wear it since.
Why is she in my life? Why is she in my life?
Why is her friend John way fuller than her?
Um, yeah, she's chill, guys.
You hate her.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, she's no no no no no no no.
Oh, they were walking right there.
I have a den! I have a den!
I don't know.
He's.
What's going on? Is he, is he short of there?
He's right there. What the fuck?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Is he up here?
You got this, Chicky!
The way I viewed it.
You got this, Chicky!
I don't have any names, though.
You run down the situation. What's crackin like it? What's going on? Okay, so one of the guards
Ran up to the top up here like on the main road. So I'll have any needs
And I don't have a scope. Oh
Fantastic
Just close your eyes and run to the docks
Did you try to get me did you need a grenade?
They're all right there. They're all right there. Oh my gosh. I have to literally go on the other side and go down
The what if you just run out of them and then shoot no way you're gonna run all the way around
Are we so dead serious?
Oh, oh, yeah, I forgot about the tree
Even tree bridge
You dig it, you dig it.
You want that gear, right?
I'm going to have to play with the smile hands. They're all right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, got it.
Third guy, get ready, your hiccups.
It's a guy from Fortnite, that's right!
Okay, that's why we need a good guy from Fortnite.
Hold the team, I'm the hell to hit it.
Oh, Mr. John!
You're on the big screen!
Condurgillations!
Yeah, I did, I did.
That's hilarious.
Atticoo, boys, Atticoo.
I
Not that boy, it's you got some goodies. I just got some goodies. I know you're good here, too
She's got this. She's got this.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.
She's a professional.
Let it go. Let it go. Let it go boys.
Oh my gosh! Dude, are we serious?
Did you watch out?
Yeah, yeah.
Which was mine.
You, uh, and, but, and, that's it.
There you go, sir.
There you go.
Let me know if, if you have any other questions.
I am at your service.
I am at your service.
I am at your service, good sir.
That did not feel good.
What are these guys on?
Did you have to shoot them?
You're gone. Yeah, really if you shoot them and they die
That's true. That's true. That's true
Great word Genji
Really good
Now let them have it!
Colleagues, fire right, right!
Look, we're getting out!
They're done.
They don't feel good, bud.
Oh my...
guys she should only take about 45 more minutes
let it go let it go
let it go
let it go
let it go let it go
Wow! Wow!
Oof! Intense!
Oh my gosh, the technique alone!
Oh my gosh!
Wow!
Incredible!
Incredible!
Do you think we're good?
Wow!
Wow!
This is hiding spot and there's me
Killcams oh the M16 is on you just live 16. Yeah, kill kill the plan. Yeah
Oh, oh, yeah, the tango stuff, the tango stuff.
That's good with tea, you can have that.
Guys, I have incredible news.
I have news that will shock the world.
Oh my god.
I just got pizza bagel bites.
That's right.
That's right.
Now we're cooking.
Now we are cooking.
Okay, okay.
You're too hot.
You're too hot.
I will have to eat this.
It's not too hot.
The outside that's hot are the interior's bulk.
The outside is too hot.
You already know the interior.
Yeah.
It's a volcano.
Eight times the heat.
Eight times the heat.
Did you, are you looting the scoundrel?
Oh, no.
Oh, you got the peanut butter.
Oh, no.
I'm looting, um...
The guard.
The guard.
Mmm.
Mmm.
It's yours.
I schooled.
I'm gonna put a new armor on.
His mom made him bagel bites.
No, those are my kind and generous girls.
She's prepared for me a feast.
A feast fit for a kid.
Eight.
No, nine bagel bites.
Nine pizza bagel bites.
We have four guards.
Delicious. Kings have fought over more. Kings have fought for less. Kings have fought for
less. Wars have been fought for less than what I have on this paper plate right here.
I
Did you have to help her to pay a bus because I don't need a burger helper a helper I do not eat hamburger helper guys
That is a deep state line deep state line
Hmm people play well, yeah, then yeah, I don't know why it's a people play
But it'll be a very efficient for throwing away. It'll be very efficient, very efficient.
I don't think she trusts me with real plates.
I don't think she trusts me with real plates.
I don't know, I trust her.
That's a big upgrade. That's a big promotion.
That's a big promotion. I don't think she...
I don't think she trusts me yet with real plates.
It's just 15 more minutes and we'll be back into battle.
There's a mere 15 more minutes and we'll be back into battle.
It's going to be so exciting.
Do you want to go somewhere?
No.
Do I need that?
I'll just tell you guys, take some time.
There's only 15 more minutes and we'll be classic.
In the next battle, it'll be so enticing.
It'll be so invigorating.
It'll be crazy.
crazy
Yeah
Are you trying to scare me?
Head on out?
Next time, whenever you're ready.
See that little green smoke over there?
Little green smoke over there.
Head on out, whenever you feel like it.
There's no rush, there really is no rush.
I didn't want to play the game anyways.
Pretty good.
I mean, you know, you could play the game
by, you know, not dying.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Absolutely.
Ever heard of?
Like, not dying?
Absolutely, absolutely.
I've tried, I've tried.
You see, I should do one more lap.
Let's do one more lap.
Let's make sure we didn't miss the elude.
I heard some shooting at Resort,
Yeah, I think I heard that you John maybe back up there for a second
West real six West real six that's as well
I I would delete my entire size to get into another rain right now
Pretty easy to just discard four things
Alright, I have many more things. I have upwards of ten. Ten items.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
Did you get the M16, boss?
Yes, I did indeed.
Oh, I killed two p- Wait, I killed two BMZs?
What did I kill two BMZs?
Say what?
the one guy that oh yeah and the guy at the door oh I remember the guy at the
door and then the guy at the side of his arm and then the guy that he was just
he was unlocking a door sign I thought he's more than life and then we got a
couple goodies a couple goodies I'm going to big this round I'm coming in
massive. I ain't dying this time. I'm not dying for a hundred years.
I totally believe you're dying.
You should. You should. I'm well prepared for such circumstances.
I think I'm gonna click by to eat Oh, it's famercing word watching
Gigi for that last week.
All right, there we go.
All right.
Now we ride.
Now we ride.
Thank you, Gigi.
Thank you, Gigi.
It was very kind of you.
It was nice.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
Mm-hmm.
I also died with the- I also died with the key, so I'm gonna give the key again.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
Mm-hmm. Perfect.
Mm-hmm.
You played the awkwardest off-line 100%, 100%.
100%, 100%.
100%, 100%.
Mm-hmm.
You and Hodges can try and use it for E-Day. Y'all might do that. I used to play Gears of War like a long, long, long, many moons ago, many moons ago.
I might try, I might take a little peep. What does that come out? What does Gears of War E-Day come out?
I need to get it.
Is E-Day's here for internet day?
Is it internet day?
October.
I think I got that energy thing in real life.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You just these guys all fucked up Jinjin. Did you just make a call?
You grow, day.
A red towel dysfunction.
A red towel dysfunction because of war?
I've been up.
Use of war because of function day?
No.
Well.
Whoa.
I wish I never asked.
Oh, Emergence Day.
Why would they just call it Emergence Day?
I don't think...
Call it E-Day.
Game Pass Beta Thursday.
Internet you dumb nut internet doesn't even start with an eye. I mean with an e
All right, hold on pause you
Just don't look too far to that, but I was right just know that just know that I was I was right
I was right. It doesn't start with an e. That's what I meant to say
There's always an e doesn't so that e know I was right. Don't look too far to what I said
I
Eat her that day that's a time thinking this is how you used to pay G's of what much
What'd you say? He's like you said what much? No
Wow, I'm judging
Dusion
Why?
Well gives of what either that day is coming out
I'll play it come in you never played before it. I know I've watched it
I'm mad when I didn't got a big skill gap
So we wanted to be close to the mere mortals that might play under us
The mean mortals that play under us will die
die with ease
now these
I realized you didn't just cook up.
What?
What?
What's going on?
Nothing.
I think she's talking a game with her voice lining.
Eat better bites, I'm watching.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
I'm so hungry.
My burgers are eight minutes away.
We played Dark and Darker or Sand.
Now, I'm grinding Tarkov in Tarkov Week!
Let's ride!
I
Thanks, Mr. D.
Hmm
Get out of the big bite
Or more
All right, let me get I
I
Got touches SUV
And then I got a touch that dead guy
Then I got that key and then kill a couple guys. That's it. They can he split bottom big bottom blue
We have made momentous progress. We have we have above every other streamer. Yep
What's first what first?
There's a scav up top that yelled where
Yeah, she's trying to trick us, John.
She thinks we're idiots.
Yeah, yeah.
Your witch magic won't work on us, Eddie.
I will be checking if there's truly a scab.
Oh, shit, there's too many teeth.
She's trying to use her witch magic again, John.
Don't believe her.
Don't believe her.
You're fine.
Please don't die.
I never die.
No, it has to be with an M16 though, yeah, I stole one of them, I'm focusing, you're
the idiot.
Did you have an M16, Mr. John?
Oh, what?
No, I stole it.
You stole an M16.
He's the idiot.
I stole the quest.
I had a quest too.
I stole it.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah, would you get another bite of the big one?
It's a too delicious thing to eat.
Oh, what the heck, babe?
I remember going to have something to say to that guy.
All right, I'm going to go.
We're doing great work, guys.
I want an SOST ammo if you want to be not.
Oh, no, I'm all good.
Give me five, five, six, six, seven, eight.
Everybody's running around with poop armor anyway.
They got garbage bags, it's armor.
That's true.
Pretty good, didn't it?
Above the rock.
Godspeed, Mr. DJ, Godspeed!
Thank you, my boy, be safe, brother.
You're choking it.
No, no, no.
You can't even, like, one bite. You can't even chew a bigger bite.
Are those explosions, are those that were joined? Where those at?
Wait, you can't hear me, Roy?
Me?
No, no, John.
John!
What?
He's actually slow.
I'm talking to her in-game you
I've got the guy I got this you be I'm heading back for the key this time. I'm not gonna die
Yeah, you what you guys up on a rock. Oh never mind that was that was a bush. Yeah
I
Head back over boys. I'm head back over to Tori. Oh, are you reunite with you guys yet?
I have intrusive thoughts to shoot John in the head
I don't like your thoughts
He was wearing the penis helmet
Oh, I see you guys, I see you guys
There's my friend over there
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Don't do it.
Has he found his allergies yet? No, I don't know.
I don't know if my allergies aren't yet.
Still.
Oh, gee, it's got to be something like stupid, like,
super water.
I have no idea.
I haven't even found one.
I swear to God, it's Popetal. I'm deleting my account.
I hope that's peanut tour, right?
That's me. I'm just hanging around.
If that was not peanut, we would be dead already.
Oh, I want to one-tap them.
John. Let's be a little bit more realistic. He even gives John a real gun. He shoots it
and blows it up in confetti. No, he shoots this gun, but somehow he kills himself. Yeah.
Oh, my God, I wanted to make that joke so bad. I'm gonna go to the ski. You guys had
to resort, boys? Mm-hmm. I'll meet you guys up in two minutes. Oh, you gotta go get the
Oh, no, we'll go again.
Why, who's going to be here in two minutes?
So I got a hide somewhere.
Did you get 10 pounds of rice again?
I got 10 pounds of meat.
This time.
I eat all of it.
They together.
I do my task.
Well, I got to get the magic key or whatever the shit.
I think it's just us a stupid free eat the burger I got cheeseburgers I really like cheeseburgers
these burgers are delicious these burgers are fantastic it's a salad but convenient my
My gut!
Request out all after now is kill a couple guys and don't die.
I need help.
And some french fries.
Hey Forest Jinji, how's it going with you?
Not good.
Mr. John, kill me.
I'm just not so close.
I'll keep coming to you to protect you.
I was born this way.
Were you possibly tossed around like a foot mall when you were a kid?
In my mommy's tummy
Let's kill her. There's a scab right there. There's no saving her.
What the hell are you guys talking about? Oh shit!
I'm just a tad spanko.
At least that's what my mom says.
But you got that supervision, so it's worth it. Okay, it's off.
Yep.
Hey, another one? Are you it?
Oh my god.
He took ya!
Got him!
You downed? You downed?
Look at me and shoot me!
I hit him one more time!
You shot him faster! He took my arm!
What you say? What you say?
What's that?
We are cooking! We are cooking!
It's going pretty good!
I
Gotta do I hate I can't ever find my quack. Oh, yeah, you can pin up
Well, I've read up I just gotta go reread it to see what oh, yeah, I got five more five. I got five. I'm five
We're gonna go
Mm-hmm. I think my food is here. I
Go go hide in a closet
We'll keep you safe. Don't you worry much. What do you say?
Oh, this floor is so memorizing
Look at it
Come down there little shops. You're something. They wait for me. Oh, there we had
Look at the floor
Look at your little peep over here, little peep.
I used to get this question, there's a ton of guys.
Here's a guy.
Is he on the roof?
Would you scoundrel to the roof?
Gotcha.
Would you scoundrel to the roof?
He's more than that.
Okay, closing the door, B.I.B.
Bye.
Look over to my burger.
Oh
Yeah, what's going on?
How do you?
Yeah, I'm living on the bottom floor. I'm moving towards the middle
There's a scab here
Time for me
Time for me. So I'll find him
Hmm
Where's this guy is you know by you?
Don't worry, this is all I said yeah, I
See you live I need like two more that's it
Get in there and burn it down.
You must get out.
Other side.
Other side.
This way.
No, that's a person, I think.
That's a person?
You sure?
I'm not sure, but it looked like it.
Little beep.
Little beep.
They're in that little storage closet on the other side.
Are you on my side?
I'm right next to you.
Wait, you're not a puppy?
Nope.
Someone's on my side.
Someone's on my side.
The one you just zoomed in on was me.
Oh.
Oh
99 p.m. See I got no worries. Whoo. Okay back here. You see the guy you saw was real. I
Don't know. I just know they ran in I didn't want to go. We go back down
There's just what you're behind this. I know you like one more
Nice we go to the other side kill that guy. Don't be a dash
Let's do it. He's right in that closet right across. Let's go
He like you the open one on the right. Yeah, it's probably not a real guy that okay
Diddy-diddy you gonna go kill a guy you know you glad you go ahead and take a little beat
Let me know what you see you so brave
Raven's telling
See you much not in here anymore now you wasn't
I
Have a closer you but much that's got me a scab hundred percent
Stand back. I will head to the school again
All right, I'm good question be you do anybody want
Until quick beep at 3 19 or 3 11 or what I thought
Key pod.
Attack you there.
WD-40.
I think, oh yeah, I think I only have one more question here.
Let me see.
I got the guy and the car and the key
and the kill and the guys.
They're looking at the boat and hitting next to the big water.
Oh, no, I don't have that.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
I need the other two I can't do right now.
you right yeah I'm sorry you scared me scared me you gave me I didn't tell you
thought I got let's leave
follow me gig follow me boys even some quiet rains I really like going on I
No, nobody had fucking lives.
Die!
Lose some, some, lose some.
I hope you're with us, guy.
Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate that.
You got better gear than you.
He does. I'm sure.
Twice as much with my network.
Incredible, incredible. Incredible.
Hopefully, did he have that showed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he is it what are we we'd be on the wrong server or something? Is he the right ones?
I see anyway great. How would you?
If you're G boss you would live the rain today. Yeah
One I don't know that's nice buddy. I'm not saying I just don't live the single right today
I like me play mice. Oh, I did that broken like one the first raid we did with hutch. Oh, yeah, there you go
There's something proud of what said I have a boner. Thank you
Okay
You see like five of them a half was
I'm just tossin' my gun drops.
No, you don't need to wait for Jackie.
I'm just gonna scannattle.
Yeah, let's just leave.
I'll just take you to get some food off your front board.
Where is he?
Oh, we can go over here, I guess.
I gotta get cigarettes.
Oh yeah, I need cigarettes.
You can think of it.
You can think of it.
You can boss it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Honestly, we might switch service.
I'm trying to kill some people.
I just run around do nothing. We're not going out of here.
Where are we at?
We got a hunch adventure.
So many Pokemon cards? I think we're so many Pokemon cards.
I'm not even streaming. I just got my food.
You got one guy. You got one guy. She's eating a burrowing.
Where are you?
I went and got my burgers.
Where are you in the game?
Oh, the resort.
We're heading out now. We got all our questions.
Okay.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Reached your road to the costume, yeah?
Oh, fuck.
Steps here.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all right.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Maybe I can find this...
This is gonna come with cigarettes, Mr. John.
There was condoning, nothing to brass.
Nothing to garish.
Just a quick smoke.
Just a quick smoke?
A quick smoke?
Don't want to get too crazy?
Don't want to get too crazy?
all this progress you got a lot of progress
okay i haven't heard a single stop this whole raid other than ice
what's going on
No one plays talk up. Oh, that's it. There he is, Mr. John. That's right. That's right. I forgot. We're going in. It's just us in the right. It's just us in the right. That's it. It's just us.
We've got to make a streamer server for us.
Thank you so much for doing that, by the way.
There's nothing here.
I'm in here right now.
But Jesus, luck perk is a stab.
This is all done.
Whatever luck has to do with, I don't think it's in the game yet.
You say they made me pick a perk that did nothing?
Apple said that the luck skill is, um.
There's gun jam stuff.
It's like a secret.
A secret?
Where's he with me?
No, I don't think they put a game yet.
Find out in our page.
That's going to be special.
Are you saying that because, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, something special?
Why do you think that-
What was that?
What was that?
People were saying it's like gun jams and stuff, but...
Hey, there's people right in front of me.
Where were you?
There's two people at the resort.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, good luck.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Good luck.
Uh...
We're gonna skedaddle it.
Good luck.
Uh, we're guys, good at it, we're guys, good at it.
I've got four quests on me that if I die,
I lose literally all of them, so.
Yeah, yeah.
Is this car on?
Uh, I'm going to run to God ships.
God speed, God speed everybody.
Good luck, good luck.
Everybody, everybody.
We're all in it.
I
You go to car
Now you go here you come with me. I'm going to you. Oh
Public people will keep you safe. Don't you worry about it? Oh
You were those two guys at the reserve been doing this whole damn raid
He's getting ready to the lobotomites. They were planting their stuff at the ambulance
So there's even jogging around for 25 minutes. I've heard shit
Pour out of my mind. I'm gonna kill some I'm trying to kill a human being
Like I'm a
I need some action. I eat some action. I eat some murder. You guys want to go like lab to something?
We can trade it from factory give it a lap car. We just all we just go factory
Factory time I'm watching this shit with one hand right now. Oh
There's another head he's probably studying or learning science.
He's a calculator.
He's a calculator.
Running the numbers.
Definitely not.
He's cock.
Kavos is allergy.
Oh, I would have known.
Isn't it pretty obvious when it's an allergy?
I think so.
Yeah.
I drink Kavos.
You're allergic to Kavos, by the way?
No.
No.
No.
You're saying that I'm allergic to Kavos I drink, but I feel like I would have noticed
You got dehydrated, you lose all hydration.
What?
Chavost makes you sick.
No, I'm telling you, we would have known.
You were in pain and dehydrated.
That's not horchata.
That's why I drank the Cabos!
What? Are you smoking crack? Are you smoking crack shirt? That's why we drank the Cabos!
What am I doing? How do you get them?
I don't know.
I'm swallowing zins right now. Okay. Fantastic. Fantastic. You play snow. You play snow. Yeah, I don't think I don't
Yeah, I'm not a logistic watch I sort of what I'm a logistic. I was I was dehydrated right before I drink a glass
I
We need some action we need some murder actually have factory shot that way what he did oh
I could have guys
No, I did not wait or did I wait or did I oh
I did holy crap. I got all four quest time
I'm making so much fun. I'm gonna have Max to this in no time. No time.
Wipe first, wipe first. Wipe first, exactly.
Got road closed. Eagle eye. Secret massage.
Wet job. Another wet job. Who else is this key into?
And who? Who wants to key again? $19 Fortnite card, who wants it?
Oh, there he is. It's a bald one. He's a bald one. He's a freak.
Alright, good to go. Alright, back to shotgun. Get the juices flowing. Get the juices flowing.
Alright gang.
You've been walking around doing Jack poop not dead for 45 minutes.
I'm trying to kill an innocent person.
You got a quick, cozy doozy.
Quick, cozy doozy.
Fantastic.
My game is lagging and I can't open any trainer.
Oh my God, how perfect.
Oh my lucky boy.
That's exactly what I wanted.
Oh my oh how lucky this must be the lucky perk in action did you said they hadn't announced it yet?
Wow
What a sweet treat was what a sweet little delight
Wow incredible my three bucks out looking fantastic five boys beer back good off life
How do you get fatter?
I don't think that's relevant to the conversation at hand whatsoever.
Also, I did.
With Parson Perch UTP, I got the Hoosie Doosie, makes you run more.
I got the Parodgy Perk.
I got the Thrombophilia.
I got like one more.
Oh, you, you.
Give it time. It's a newly released game. There'll be some glitzes. There'll be some
cakes. You gotta iron it out. I gotta give it some time. You're a walnut, Diabeately.
and lemons sound different. Good eye my boy. Good ear, good ear.
Sheesh! You cracked the case wide open chief, wide open.
That's a white first. That's a white first right there.
Oh, speed's black, FYI, nothing gets past you chief.
All right, I'm back.
You got your second, Mr. John? Yes. Fantastic.
Fantastic. We're about to, we're about to light it up.
We're about to kill every man, woman, and child in that directory.
Those survivors.
I'm an instant for some action. I just been doing nothing.
Is the MP 153 the boom, boom, boom, and the boom cha-cha, boom cha-cha?
Boom cha-cha, boom cha-cha.
Are you sure?
153?
Yeah.
I think that's a boom cha-cha.
Hey guys, what about the boom cha-cha, boom cha-cha, boom cha-cha?
Is it the boom, boom, boom, boom?
I
133 is
Okay, okay, I've got the I've got the 153 nice. Thanks boss. Thanks
But these bad boy eyes like you do
have some goodies and we run
Now we're gonna bring it over just the first time it's a really good thing spicy. Oh
Hold that way to go
All right now we ride
Up and in boys the water is fine. The water is fine
I
Yeah, boo, yeah, boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo. Yes, that's the boot. Chacha boot. Chacha
Yes, baby
Yes
Hey, did you why you being a god? I go with you guys
I'll have room to make
Well, it's shotgun factory.
You do shotgun factory without a shard right now.
I know, but I actually cannot fit anything in my stash.
You purchased Nikita's new double expansion on the stash?
Yes, I did.
Oh my God, you must be rich. You must be rich.
Oh, the rich.
All right, boys, get ready to dominate.
Let's ride!
I
Do you want to see a little CP ready ready? Oh, she's me one. Yeah, it's me you know, I'm just shown it's gonna be this picture
but be
God see I saw I sent a picture so I didn't have to use a keychain
Who's that?
Because you have a loading raid up
There's a quest right oh, yeah, that's that oh that should the lock the one
I'm going in
I got one! I got one! I got one!
I'm about you.
Yeah! These are all scouts. These are all scouts.
He was fighting somebody else out.
He's bright and pure.
Deep, pure eyes. Pure voice.
Could be anyone.
Working.
Blowing it.
He blew it up and we'll go for that. We'll go for that.
And there's the Labrador with the hoosie-doosies which is done.
Get him out of my face?
Yeah.
I
Yeah, you coming out GG for gate 3 no
Who's coming for gate 3?
Who's at the first floor below the chance
I think we've got stairs. Oh, do you want me to go with me?
Where are you?
Right downstairs?
Oop!
Ah, Jim, Jim!
Within!
What?
Don't wait.
Oh, boss's alive.
Oh, not boss one, not boss one!
Real arm.
Ouch.
Take this, fool, again!
Oh
Yeah, good work John good work
I was alive to see it. Let me show proud. Yeah, he was
I got it.
I think I dropped the one on the bridge.
Hmm, good job.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
What?
Why do I have a tremor?
What's giving me a tremor?
Maybe your broken leg.
It might be my fucking shattered leg.
Okay.
It could be the kneecap that's in 100 pieces.
It might be my tibia that's doing it.
Making a division sign.
Your hip that's in two pieces.
I thought it was allergic to broken hips I know that she's kind of sad
I mean thank you sir thank you good sir you're good man you treat me nicely
I thought he'd still be in the grenade throwing animation. I thought he was about to give his ass.
That guy's weak. He's nimble.
No.
Um, anyone's chat nowhere to plant the gas, Annie?
I'll look it up.
The first one you place it, what is it, sanitary standards?
Yes.
Oh wait, is it the breach door? It actually might be.
You play a gas analyzer? You must have forgotten about it because you did it so long ago.
Yeah, I left. He's out, he's out. I'm at the Great Brilligate.
I don't know. Wait, what? You died?
Yeah, I died. Level 50 PMG.
Yeah, he's crazy. My knife, I mean, an R-sass.
R-sass, yeah, I'm trying to R-sass him there.
7.6551.
M-61, M-61.
Is it here?
I don't know where to plant it.
Well, you know what? I can help you next round!
Hmm, there are no peanut waves.
Maybe it's over here.
Yep. I was thinking that spot too. I was thinking that spot too. Go check over there.
I was thinking that spot as well.
This is sanitary standard 2.
I'm saying you guys.
I'm saying you guys.
Watch together.
Who's the one for funny?
That's a funny score for 238.
Hi P-Bot, can you say happy birthday to my sister, Elizabeth?
She watches the trend love seeing a special needs person just like her succeed.
No one knows where she's supposed to go.
Where is she?
What?
Oh.
No, it's just number 1.
I'm a
What's that in the news?
I'm a he-dodge
JT!
I would love to play the game that I purchased
if at all possible
Maybe you should uh...
If at all possible, I would love to
It is one of my top five favorite hobbies
Have you ever thought about living to play the game?
That's very true. That's very true. Very true. Very true.
I found it.
This is the best soccer factory rally I've ever done. This is fucking fire, intense action.
He died.
Jesus.
I must use the two feet to the left me
Woof
This should be the type of ice cream I'm thinking all right, okay
Okay, dude that guy was prestige four, that guy was,
he was prestige four 2,300 hours.
That guy's crazy.
Oh, still got a guy.
Fuck that guy specifically.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Still got him.
Oh, well, I fought fighting for my country.
I fought valiantly.
I fought valiantly and I died in battle, in epic battle.
I will be remembered in song and story.
All right, I'm good to go we go. I'll put in boys. You won't be fine
They even shoot a bullet Lamal, but what do you think I killed that PMS with my mind
I literally killed a guy.
Well, do the jobs start at midnight or do they start at some random rushing time?
9am Eastern.
Are you going to be on at that time?
No, no I won't.
I don't think so.
You got a cocoa on this game.
Who will hide away his game? He loved it. I know I know you're gonna get back on it
He's got to take it. I know weeks off because he didn't sleep for four days
With nights not dead
That's the hours of the games about 60 minutes back to play time. No, don't do it this time
We will dominate the fact three. I will kill every last human soul in there
easily
Great ease it'll be a light with no reaction
We could just do a five man. Oh my god
Yeah, I did where
Tomorrow customs, you know what actually you know what no
That sounds horrible that sounds
absolutely horrible. I would rather dip my balls in a fish tank that has a
toaster plugged in inside. Oh thank you. No thank you.
Alright, ride!
You
I
I
Go love you to go love you
I feel pity for Hermes and these others.
Oh, I heard a door open.
Oh, that's because I opened the door.
Yo, it's me, don't you?
I heard a guy walking right towards her saying,
don't you?
Holy fuck, Genji.
Oh, G.I. Joe.
Holy fuck, Jinji. Oh, G.I. Joe.
What's up, you ho?
What's up, you ho?
Go get him, go get him.
I'm sitting my best warrior, Mr. Donatio!
Oh, I just got a jam?
Is there anyone there?
Oh, well, I could have swore I heard shots in the office.
Oh, there's a dead person. There's a dead person.
He's got a drill.
Did you say you first floor is me?
Is he?
Don't you do another says there's a dead person here?
And he was dead to Sevelly Morgan.
Fantastic.
That's an Italian player, an Italian streamer.
The Great Chevelli Morgan.
Not only by legend.
A little quiet, a little too quiet.
Get him, John, get him!
I
Go I go
In beds you was up there peeping through the window you should peep at time
One second mr. John I'm missing my organs
You have to excuse me
Quick quick patcher Edo quick patcher Edo
can you not run now no no it's only if I get a heavy bleed which having all my
organs outside of my body doesn't cost you anything just a nice band-aid
which is what a mere flesh would a mere flesh with mr. John you need it
worry six yards of your intestines came I can use my large intestine as a jump
I'm not bleeding heavily. You don't worry.
Did you hear you okay? What was that shot?
It was your scumbag.
Me using a pistol because I need to kill ten things with a pistol.
Oh, Tango's outside! Tango's outside!
I
Have to keep it to keep this house. You've got a good easy way. I don't go for the rap
I follow me. This is John. There's evil foot
I'm only not changed you're dead
Get to a little crab underneath that through a nade up top at me. Oh, just call the crab
Yeah, he was literally crouch walking
I won't use crotch walking with a nade in his hand ready to throw it
But Johnny's in here
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a crab.
Oh, yeah.
I'm glad my body got the cock.
That was your body. Oh, he was the cop
You welcome you welcome
Quick
He's got a good taste that's guys what you that is done
I
Do a couple goodies a couple goodies here
And then I'm gonna kill that crab guy don't you worry. Did you I will evade you I will evade you
Huh! Huh! Huh!
You could have access to the nuclear football. It would not make a difference.
I would piece him up. Piece him up with ease.
Lock him.
Hi!
You're lucky, my friend! Sucks at this game, pal!
You're not gonna have the same luck with me.
Where is he, Siddy? Where is he?
Which
What did you do that?
Um, underneath, um, like
on the first floor on the right side, like by gate three, but like
first floor at the door.
That's what's, that's what's by the stairs.
And people, people, people, people.
Hopefully it is your dad.
Probably did. Is that you right here?
Yeah.
Come on out, Steven!
I'm trying to run away because I saw a guy stand.
Come on out!
I should have ran forward at him and just killed him.
Can we keep these clothes out of your lap?
Show yourself, Steven!
I don't know, you might be lurking in the shadows down under again.
Oh, he's camping at gate 3. If he's doing grenade kills, I bet that's where he is.
That's where I camp for grenades, Kills.
Watch and learn, boys.
I know how to bake grenades.
He's got to think I'm walking in.
What a reality.
Oh!
Oh!
Yes, no idea who he's facing.
Oh, fool. Fool.
Oh!
Oh, and you strike!
Got him! No rages, he's been eliminated.
Excellent rain, excellent rain!
I got him. I got a jazz piece of that stuff with ease. Did you hear him? I killed him.
I got him. He's done for. He would never show his face again.
Very nice job. You didn't hear that guy when you were
No, wait, there's a guy?
Yeah, he's a...
How's your name, then?
Are you serious?
Yes, I got it.
I'm going to put it real quick.
You guys see that?
I hear nothing.
Hey, how's your name, then?
What?
I hear nothing.
I hear nothing.
You...
You see some of my fizzle?
Hmm...
No...
No!
No, that!
No!
He was there in the corner!
Dude, he's in there, he had to, but...
I think he was when you were doing your transition.
And Jayman, he was just sitting in the corner.
Really?
Wait, wait, should we come? Do you change me?
I wasn't on mine, I-I-I'm on yours.
I don't think mine's gonna get either, cause my clothes are broken, but...
You can't hear your-
Oh, you can't hear it on your end, cause of the transition.
There's a hundred percent there, huh?
Yes, there to me.
I'll try.
Yeah, no way.
Oh, it's just Roblox.
Hundred games.
Yes, it's Roblox.
Hundred games.
Oh, oh, ten out of ten.
Ten out of ten rating.
All right.
OK, now I say we get back to blast it.
I say, oh, let me see the sample.
It will be.
Who wants to sample again?
I don't remember.
Oh, it's just, it's just, it's just a nice beautiful lady here.
Miss Therapost.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I went to get a quick peep in my dad.
What?
What?
I pitched me and my rat family to Netflix as my own idea.
They said I was an absolute genius and offered me a five-season deal.
That was my idea!
That's mine!
That was mine!
That is my idea!
I came up with me and my rat family.
family. I came up with that. Do not let him slander the name of me and my rat family. You
don't even have the script. You already have the script. They will find out you're a fraud
at no time. They will know. They will know the true writer and genius behind me and my
rat family. You'll be out of this a fraud. You didn't see him? Oh, no, no, no. I don't
think, I don't think anybody's, I don't, I don't think anybody saw him. I think that
happen on my screen, either it's just your screen.
Let me see what I gotta do.
Stash some stuff on interchange.
I found it. I found it.
I found it.
Someone said to do it.
Yeah.
Oh, excuse me, excuse me.
We can do, we take.
I was using a grouping of them.
I don't know if you can see a minute, but you can.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
No way, there was something in there.
No way.
Yes.
There was a guy there was a guy there the whole time
Oh
John I tell you I hear that at all in the slightest in your clip it like you hear the wall
I said I bet he like knew you were extracting
That's all I could give him the left side. So is he like laying down or something?
I think he was either on like on top of the forklift. Maybe I don't know. Yeah, maybe he's on top of the forklift
I wouldn't that's right. That's right. We should have explanation
Well, all right, let's do let's do you have any question she's a talk on?
No, I don't what about
Wet job the wet job all mine are woods and interchange give me a you have any the answer line at all
No, no, we haven't done a single one of my questions.
Oh, let's go do let's go to one.
I'll kill Mr. Sturbusy.
You do your question out.
Perfect.
I'm going to do genius.
That's the mark on the weather station.
That should be easy.
And that's kill five more things, locate the convoy.
All right, let's do it.
And get Yeagers.
No, I have so many.
We'll be my trusty steel.
The tried and true.
Oh, best guess.
Not the one weapon formed, got some ammunition like you do.
Here we go, how my PSD?
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
I don't want to have to kill anyone anyways.
Exactly.
No other PTSD.
All right, let's ride!
I'll ride!
We'll come from the hills, a hill or two.
A little bit of water and food.
A little bit of water in my life.
And now we ride!
Huh? Hmm... Hmm...
Did you leave?
Did you?
Did you?
Oh, give me a question, would you boss?
Oh, yes, I do.
Oh, my gosh, we're going to what I'm going to kill Mr.
Strip us to do whatever he's doing.
And and and that's the plan.
My team break.
Fantastic.
I
Because I got kill scams that way. Oh, yeah. Oh, have you done that quest?
I remember when I was on that quest
Moons ago, baby Moons ago I was but you did the quest or you
Yeah, no, yeah, I do the quest.
I remember, I remember, I believe it was 1973,
I believe it was the,
the sky was green back then, the sky was green.
And that was a tough one, that was a tough one,
but I didn't log long ago.
That's what's most important.
That's what's most notable.
Here's the quest, Max, I'm telling you, Mr. Jordan,
We are in front of every other stupid for sure.
You've got so many clubs, you need so much fun.
DJG Newsflash, Dinosaur's weren't there in 1973.
I think they died a few years prior to that.
Couple of two, three.
Couple of two, three.
You didn't say you were born that year.
Okay, all right, very true, but what?
But that was so long ago.
It wasn't like 50 years prior to 1973 either.
It wasn't even like a thousand years,
it wasn't even like 50,000 years prior to 1970.
It was quite a while before.
You could have still been alive, you never know.
Quite a while, well, not really.
There was an asteroid, right,
that came down and killed everybody.
And killed everybody.
Is that how you're a burnt peanut?
No.
You you you you're a peanut, you know you you wouldn't die right you would have been I think you think you have cockroaches
Although I don't know if this is an extensive testing on peanuts surviving nuclear blasts. I don't know
They could be has anybody done that
Kitchy what I fixed it each one
That's Japan. It's him. I know that information. Where the fuck did you get that girl?
You told us two years before they need to be harvested
I've never once to sort of peanut by nuking it exactly. There's one test right there
If you're extensive research and science, let's so put another you and then put peanut
What are you wearing?
It's gonna add his ginger outfit.
What's going on?
Can you go to GenQ switch to Genji real quick?
Okay.
Okay, now what?
Just look at the camera.
What do you know what?
Now what?
Now what?
That's all I needed.
What up, twin?
Seize!
Tap me up, tap me up!
Seize!
Seize!
We be running these streets,
sit dead on, no stacks on a cap.
Or whatever it's in.
Fishing for Gina.
Now let's
ride!
I
Do a bunch of shit. I gotta find one of these little posts. Oh, there's something at it. Yeah, who's he do'sies?
Yeah, who's it do'sies now? You know where one is that's all by a swamp. I
Don't know what the other things like he's like five. Oh, there's one over here. There's one over here
I'm gonna go back to Mr. Shibushi looking. I'll be right back, egg.
And take him out of the ease.
He's in Splendor.
Might go a year away.
Because I gotta kill Skaz.
I'll go with it.
Oh, Mr. Davenlock.
He's going to get some weapons, man.
Do it, I'm bad.
And Mr. Farny and Mr. Gary.
But we'll find his weapons.
And we'll find him.
Do it, I'm bad.
Wait, actually, never mind.
Scratch that.
You'll die.
I I never die
No, no, I was talking about you. Yep how selfish of her
Should you little people be?
little people
Rise pure boys. It could be even looking right at each tree. He was
that song would be so good on an intro oh no fantastic you'd be fantastic on intro
Oh, fantastic for the small price of five million dollars we can get on a drop
easy peasy, but the bungalows will be able to see it one time one time use if
you use half of it as a 2.5 I believe so I'm gonna be a half-off deal half off
deal I've got a coupon
can be a little voice gets sued a little not that bad not that bad
just a little post this count it's even yeah is it the one where Yeager's
letter I don't think so. Oh no, though.
I'm approaching the sawmill.
Locking.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Mr. Strabuzzi.
Oh, I forgot. I didn't bring enough.
This is too busy. I didn't bring enough markers. Oh, I got some money
You have like one extra random guy. No, I need to mark one thing. I'm at the plane. Oh
I'm right near you
Well, these are your boossies here
We're at
Mr. So was yet at the plane
You guys, what's the boss presenting to kid where they released that?
There's no way we checked like two hours away with you. Yeah, one or two. Hey, see you every day. Thank you very much
You're welcome, ma'am. I'm gonna go
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I
Just got door room 314 Markey only fucking said
Oh
My god, that's that look work
Oh my god, this is gonna be a double whammy, this is gonna be a double whammy.
I'm about to do a double whammy, I'm about to do a double whammy here.
John, where are you?
I'm going up the top of the mountain to play some of these things.
Where is he?
Okay.
Why?
I'm wondering.
Well, um, is it a shared peanut? Like if I kill him, you still get the kill?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Okay, because I also need him. Do you need the key?
Yeah, I see the key. I don't even need to kill him.
Okay, I'll put it in your times.
He's somewhere over yonder.
I think he's in the gray warehouse.
He's deep in the forest for some reason.
He's in the lumber mill.
He could have pushed people back there.
Sometimes he does that.
Yeah, I think I heard his gun.
Was that his gun? I couldn't really cut shit off the back of the marquee.
Is that his gun? No, no, yes, yes, no. Yes, yes, yes. It was an SVD. Yes. Okay, okay. Now he's
deep in this forest for some reason. He got scared and ran away. Probably since my order.
I
Must let all the too much off them
He's deep
Fuck like two inches like really deep really deep. Why what's really fucking deep?
Where is he
The key is in my eyes. The key is in my eyes. It's already in my eyes, guys, right there. We're fine. Yeah, it's in my eyes.
I feel like they killed him.
You killed Sermon?
Like, I don't... I feel like he would have been back over here if he... if they didn't kill him.
I'm just going to keep going, you little peep- where you guys at?
Hey!
Um, I'm at Violet Shack.
MasterBung99 asks me, hey P, what's your favorite flavor?
Oh!
Let's see, I'm a citrus-syn kind of gupa.
I'm the basic, the basic, just for now!
I love hamburger helter too.
I prefer the taste of raw, unadulterated chaos.
Fuck your hamburger helter.
the same. Oh, she's that loose.
He's wearing hat. No, that's not me.
You're the times. Get with the times.
Sounds like an M for an uptickle, dude.
I'm not. I'm deep. I don't see something at all.
Is that still in the
No, he's shooting at me and he's hurting me deeply. I got two of them
Those handle those the guys I
Got two PMC's and I think there's a third you killed two piercees. Yeah
No way. Are you serious? Yeah, and there's a third. I'm coming up from Violet Shack. I'm gonna try.
Is your first guy's on Wipe? Are you dead or are you dead? No, I'm behind a tree.
Oh, thanks for the thumbs. Yeah, I'm behind a tree over there.
Sweet! I don't see where...
They're kind of like, I think I'm over by Checkpoint area.
Really no I was kind of lost in the sauce. I know
No, what how did I get here? I'm by I'm by plane. I'm not even close to where I thought I was holy shit
I took the complete
I don't think somebody's here. I think maybe there's someone else in FPD.
I'm up top.
Wait, where are you at? Where are you?
I'm right here, up top, above Violet Shack?
Oh yeah, I'm in Violet Shack, this means me.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, he's over at Plain, but there's people going up over there too as well.
From Fob?
Like, yeah.
Well, let's kill him!
We need to go protect John.
Yeah, I got a broken leg and I don't wanna see him.
protected by like killing there's one got left I don't yeah if you guys go to
father I should be fine
I
Josh I think it's kind of whatever John killed two of them you guys gotta be
Muslims like
That is that you guys want to write you you have you
Hi, hi, hi, here's right on these rocks in front of you. He's being very
Right. Yeah, right there
Where he was? Yeah, I see one of the dead guys
Something's not right here Jesus. It feels ominous
One of their names was LVMD mark
HIT THE DUCK!
What, whoa?
Peanut, are you fucking trolling me right now?
No, no, I- I'm bored, just whizzed by our- by our head!
Gosh, I thought there was a name!
Oh my gosh, this guy's a Jonathan who's spelt his name with an H? I hate him.
I've heard about him.
Oh fuck
Must be a grasshopper
Do you ever does anyone have a CMS so I can read that is on the hill next to the Bob?
It's
They're like inside the camp I believe
Stand back. I will handle these fools
Yeah, yeah
No, that is I don't know what that is. Thank you
go go!
Go go go
I'm headed on over as well
What a battle, I probably should have run where I am.
Is that the gun side?
Oh, he's running at me.
Got him!
There's a lot of dead guys around here.
What the hell is that?
What's that?
He's gotta be in here somewhere.
Baby, her chant.
Hello?
Is there anyone in here?
Did you enter?
That guy you replied through my chat
just got banned and it was really funny.
No.
No, no, she didn't do nothing.
Dude, I swear, a bullet went an inch from my eyebrows.
Yeah, yeah, I was the first one.
Yeah, you go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
But then we gaslit you to make you think you didn't.
I remember, I remember.
Is that him here somewhere?
What the hell?
These guys are elusive.
These guys are elusive.
Well, Scav signed him.
There was only one scav alive.
It was on a water sign.
He had it ran past me.
And gone to, oh my God, there's a dead PMG here
that died in Scav's, but that's not him.
That's not him, it's Yogg-Tayg's gone.
You must have gone to Waterside.
And that's how I'm shooting at him.
Maybe he went to Lumberbillies to walk my pisces.
Yeah.
Pertain for being a pertain.
That is something that could have happened.
You honestly, guys, what's this, a natal?
Yeah, what's this?
Do we have to go here?
Do we have to go here?
No, we got out.
Let's leave.
Maybe he's going to out,
Maybe we'll catch him on the way and fuck up and fuck up
Plus I kind of want to go use his marquee
You went going on in that room she was crack a lack of you know
Perhaps let's go take a little peep
I will help you loot it.
Y'all, you know what?
You know what?
For every one item you get for me
from the room,
I'll give you one 5.5.6 bullet
in your mouth.
That's not so fucking hot.
A quick exchange.
A little trade.
A little trade.
Just for you, my boy.
Just for you, my boy.
A fair trade, Miss Yori. A fair trade.
I would put this even quite a while. Is that room still stacked or do they like nerf it or did they buff it or is it like kind of medium is
I went a couple weeks ago. It's good. I
Have no idea
It's men stacked as hell stacked super buffed holy crap. Holy crap. Oh my goodness
I'm in half job. I'm in half job guys get the extra get the extra drop everything into the extra
We have to move we have to go. I'm telling you
You literally killed you did you literally could do he isn't at least pass the dog right now killer if she's at least
I pass the dog right now killer
You guys back over there at the customs
You guys back to dog get her not someone start fucking blotching
I'm going
Oh
You watch the bitch watch me
You not
Yeah, are you okay? I'm hanging around
Just hanging around
He said he's at the extracts.
What if we go to maybe?
What if we run in the direction of that guy
and help to kill him?
Should we try to feel that guy is still around per maybe?
Come on, guys.
I'm out of breath.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You got this, John.
You had that bullet in your gun.
Just shoot him.
You got this guy this guy's a pansy these guys are wishy you got to be easy
Don't give him what for odd for and them on four and down on four and down
He's right past that rock. He's got room that rock to be right on the other side
You're a silly goober. You're a silly goose you are. You're a silly goose.
Okay, okay, okay, I won't go get it. I won't go get it.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I can come back. It's okay.
Oh, I was just gonna get it.
Don's rapping this. Push it up anyways.
You take a second. He's got a thing. He's got a... He's got... He's a...
I'm going to be very professional.
Oh my gosh, I almost died.
Oh, she might be looping me, but she might catch a blackhead.
What the hell?
I might get past that rock on the water.
I almost just died to a freaking scab because I have no armor on it.
I'm glad I'm good.
There he is!
Where's your body?
Where?
Wait, I think I see him crouching.
Oh, no, that's a rock.
That's a rock.
Lift it up, lift it up!
He's gone.
Good analysis, boss.
Good analysis.
He's gone.
I
Perchance I can't even say what like kill me do you check the dance screen without going out of the back to the thing
No
He's behind all these trees and I'm gonna shit my pants. You're the best
You're the best he's but a mere mortal
Yes, he is God no old dice workers John I saw that
No, that was excellent. That was excellent. Shit. You see that that is raw skill. That is raw power
You can't teach that shit, dude.
You can't teach that shit.
You can't teach that shit.
You're born with that.
You're born with that.
Mm-hmm.
Good work, Mr. John.
Good work.
Who did you get that key?
I found three of them, this raid.
This raid?
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
This raid and...
You don't want to share with him?
Yeah, wait.
You don't want to share with him?
Yeah, wait, three this race?
We can drop this to you.
Reabot!
Wait, wait, wait, there's two...
Oh my gosh, there's three 60 rounders in here.
Back to the three?
Yeah, back to the three ZB-014 keys.
We're about this race.
I believe those also fit in my pocket.
I would have been loveless, I would have been loveless if it was a great house.
Hey, chillin' rage and thanks, chillin' rage!
Now we're going straight to North Marquis, we're about to get rich, we are about to get
rich!
White Wolf 457 said, hey peanut, we received our custom peanut dildo from me and my girlfriend
and we both used it today while watching you, it was too good I can't stop.
You got a Yusef and a Bear.
Guys, guys, guys, stop telling me about your sex stuff with your fat wife.
Hey there.
Okay, all right.
We should have a close-range weapon.
It's about to get a little, it's about to get wacky.
little crazy. I've got my key in my
bum hole. Get a little bit of just
sip of water. Oh, it's thirsty work.
Thirsty work. Oh, you're a twig in two bottles
of water. I'm feeling sesty. No, I'm
just gonna have that peepee 19. Oh, you
know what? I'm gonna use it. I can't find
Oh my god, that pussy I can't.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's a splendid idea.
That's a splendid idea.
He said bring a big backpack.
We'll bring this fat boy.
I could do it.
And then we'll do
compliment these.
Back this up.
Oh, I have clintiful amounts of that.
Three eight pins, 15 pins.
I buy PS. Oh, I can be my PS.
If I that, if I this, with that, nine pin, that won't do, that's what you won't do.
15 pin.
15 pin.
The best 5-4-5 I can do is 17 pin. I'm gonna die.
that's terrible that's horrible
man be a whole stack of it
All right, let's run you guys ready
I'll find it boys. Oh, what is fine
I'm guessing two injectors cases red key card admirable. This is at the bare minimum
Red rebel hundred percent red rebel hundred percent
We raise a city of care package.
We have it in.
I mean, how you since ever since you had a little pee,
you don't have anything in it.
Motherhood is very stressful.
Motherhood is very stressful, very stressful.
I've been on the milk pump machine for the last two hours.
I
Marks who have been nerfed you don't know what you're talking about
We're about to get rich actually every being market to because there's a question that you got my
I don't think I have that quest yet though I don't know either I don't I don't know I'm
just gonna be in the case.
That's the case you never know.
You never know.
quest better take a map oh oh is I think it's so the game yeah I think it's so
the game honestly I I would be doing that right now but I want to miss all
the early early wipe accent we got timmies with 12 and a half hours running
around with a motion with the wrong ammo fucking sweet it's so we eat it's so
I don't want to miss any of it. That's why I'm not doing ice-cream again.
You already snatched your Zippo?
Uh, no.
I'm just going to get rich.
Yeah, but it's that dorms. That's what I was asking.
Yeah, so we can have the Zippo, sure. Are you being the McCabbon Key or Snipe?
No, no, no, it's not. It's completely different. Do you have an actual Zippo?
Cuz you stashed it in 303 actual zip though
I'll just bring a zip on his case
Yeah, that's what I'm asking like you have a zip though like in your stash you can bring
Yeah, no, I also get by one on flee for some reason they mean
Zipo's love you peanut. Thanks boys
All right, let's ride
I'm so gonna get another silly Ranger.
I'll be boys quick.
My thirst is unquenched.
It is bequeathed.
It is bequeathed.
God.
God.
Why?
Why?
To the game.
I got so many questions.
I don't know.
We're gonna be creaking this no time.
There's no device.
Oh.
I got so many questions.
I was like, what was it?
We can clean this your time.
Who's on the place?
Oh.
Did you have more gear
during our factory shotgun race than you are right now?
What do you mean?
That is a diarrhea kit.
That is a poop diarrhea syphilis
God-o-re again.
No, it's like the same exact kit
that I brought into the
factory.
Factory
No, cuz this the kid you bought in the factory
That's all the guy that said hey, I said he knew going when I left
You gave me I
Know that is false. I know that is a lot a lot
I
Here we are, nice and easy, Peers Boys here, the vector of the gods, the vector of the
Oh my god.
Alright, let's proceed, let's proceed.
Did you get the dimmer liner?
I'll put it in your container, though.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
We can't buy them.
Hey, how is that?
What is that?
Groovy, I'm getting groovy.
Fantastic music selection, Mr. John.
John.
Keep your eyes peeled.
You're not showing your screen. Oh, never mind.
Oh, just left.
Give her the boat.
Boat spawn guys.
Yeah, I can really deal with you rowdy. I
Like to get to razzle
I'm going right the third boys right the third straight up straight there be lining it, okay
I'm coming up take this I'm opening three of three we're gonna be so
I'm placing the zippo lighter.
Oh my god.
Oh wait, that's just me.
I thought that was me.
Hold on.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, got it!
Get out of here, John, you thief.
see. Oh, I laid out. Is this you, Genji? Yeah. I'm on my way. You think I could just
kill you real quick? No, no, no. Please don't.
Where is? Oh, shit. Where is all the? Where's the scab? Where? Where's all the? Oh, he's
I got scammed! There was nothing in here!
Oh!
Oh, we got- we got Rob!
Scooby, what the hell?
This is garbage!
This is garbage.
As you can see, there's nothing in here.
Yeah, there's a question there. That's why I was going in.
Wait, oh, right here.
Surely I'm missing something.
Hmm...
This little letter you guys see the damage
Who laps green
You guys got skin that was that was horrible that was poo
I told you this was going to happen because of your luck.
I have the luck pack!
Alright, you guys want to go see if someone graciously opened 206?
I guess.
Do you guys want to go over there and gg open 206?
Well, that was terrible.
That was pooped.
I do need to go get mine.
I probably can watch two after this.
Hey, where do I put the zipliner again?
Um, 303, at the very, um, on third floor.
Now that I got this quest.
You need to pick up the zipliner and put...
Wait, what?
Yeah, at least I got that quest yet.
I'm in second floor.
Okay.
What the hell?
Darn it!
Darn it
You do not now the other question. Thank you. You might need those waters. I don't know if you turn them in yet
I didn't I see if 206 is open at least
These two are six over boys. Yeah. Yeah, it's we already open it really
Gigi
Lucky is that you would open it left already. Let's go
Good work team. I have a quest item somewhere close to here. I think it's on the first floor then. Oh my gosh
I have to go plant. I forgot I need to go back over and plant my gold chains
I found the code. Let me see if I got any quests
You gotta have a ton I need I actually need the unknown
I'm going back to plant this stuff we have 17 oh you guys I'm going to warehouse 17 first
use what I'll be on where's warehouse I gotta go over there anyway my pocket watch and
I
Assumed one of these two new ones is is warehouse 17 because I've never heard of warehouse 17. These are the only two new warehouses
Think it's one of these two bad boys
It's not no
Come on, I'm right here, right P. I love new adjacent new adjacent
Oh
Fuck you, fuck you
In warehouse 25
I
Said you behind you
I'm gonna special mission for you. There's this mission. Listen carefully. Yeah, we're especially little guy. You know that
Yeah
I need you
Go over there and see if you die
I
Did they for sure in this warehouse
You did yet, no, I think he's in the room to the left
Oh Jesus! Get out of here! Get out of here!
Not in here. Maybe he's over yawning to me. He's this way.
Okay, I'll go first this time.
Ready?
Yeah, go.
All right, I've done my part.
I've done all I can do.
Go ahead.
All right, I did my next one.
You're next.
I got this next party
And I've done all I can do
Reason the person the scabbard shoes today
right to your left
I'll die
I never die
fucking
God, wake up
was he just sitting there
sitting right there, like in a bush
it was pretty close, yeah
hi
Oh, that was me shooting a scav.
Right there.
I am clenched.
I am clenched.
Multiple loggies.
There goes my hero. What's
he got? You see what
I don't think so. Are you
in front of us? I see that
This is a real dead person.
Where?
Oh, here we go.
And there's a real dead guy right here, too.
You got to sneeze on all.
You just, is that guy named sneeze on all?
Well, this guy's mad at you.
Yes.
Oh.
And this guy died too, first to,
Squirt, the word is squirt.
First to squirt, squirt.
Yes.
to these two guys to each other okay all right that works out pretty good that
was a pretty good for us all right good work team good work team very nice all
All right, we're the best.
All right.
And only John died, this is a great raid.
Follow me, follow me boys.
Did you get all my stuff?
Oh, you're several.
You got it.
Oh yeah, this makes sense.
Good to do much, good to do much.
Oh.
Ooh.
Nice.
Very nice.
Get out of here!
That's me.
Don't worry about it.
I got it.
Okay.
Figure it out.
There's another dead player.
Really?
Who's it?
Yeah.
What's that guy's name?
I cannot say this one.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I cannot say this on stream.
Yeah, just say it really fast so nobody will actually know what you're saying.
Wait, let me see, wait.
Wait, what is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
I'm not saying it.
What's that?
Is it a bad word?
Is he a racist?
No, no, no.
It's something...
He's a pedophile. Oh. Oh. Okay, racist. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right.
It's a really bad name. Okay. Doctor. Oh, what?
I
Do a couple goodies here is don't want to wait is that good?
There's a computer and some
Filing cabinets in there. Oh, that's very nice. All right, let's leave
Hmm you get John go out of his base
I got some ice guns too.
I don't know if he's gonna say we lost him.
I don't know, I'll get it for him.
You don't actually have to get it if you don't want to.
I don't know, I'll get it for you.
Thank you so much, Izzy.
Do you need help with goodies?
30s
my legs
which one's the backpack?
oh yeah, it's gb-1-0-1-1
oh my god
oh my god
demons, demons, demons, heretics
heretics
Thank you for-
This is the first time I've seen this.
Holy shit.
I'm coming over to you.
Oh my- what the-
Are you okay?
There's another one, there's another one next to me.
I can't move, I can't move.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm one shot, I'm one shot.
I killed one, but the- the other one's pushing the other one.
Pushing the other one, pushing the other one.
Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!
I got him oh my god
I'm fine, I'm fine
Jesus Christ
Oh, holy fuck
Dude
You're clutched, Genji, holy
Whatever that guy's helmet is
I got eels
Here you go
Oh my god
Well, someone just said that was me.
Oh my goodness.
Jesus Christ.
What helmet was that guy wearing?
I want to know that too.
I was just ricocheting off of him.
I was playing pinball.
What the hell was that?
I almost had my clip into his mouth
and then I turned around and I just assumed
someone who took 15 shots in the head
at Point Blake would be dead.
So I was very sorry for assuming that.
That was very long to be assumed.
Sorry guys, my bad, my bad.
He was using the Bastion helmet.
And it's a found in raid one.
Oh, look, Lucy.
He's a pinball wizard.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
That's a good shot. That's a banger. That's a banger the windows
Pinball noise where it goes
About pinball wizard the shot no, I'm talking about pinball on the computer
The song
No, I'm good. I'm good. I've never felt better
This you're playing on yeah, I had to drop my bag mid fight cuz I couldn't move I could use his blast me. I can drop it
You lose my bag. Oh, yeah, I thought you was too funny
silly goose oh
He's poor and ugly
Don't want to eat poop. I'm just going to drop it. I'm just going to drop the key. I can do it. No, no, that's a stupid idea. Stupid.
God, that was such a stupid idea. I'm an idiot. I deserve to be alive.
Oh, my God. Right. I'm just going to drop it. Oh, it's just a scavenger. Just a robot.
Hmm, true this much. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Um, okay, wait, what are we, hold on. Wait. How do I get this, how do I get this bastard without giving up any items at all?
That's the question.
Someone is creeping up on us right now.
He predicted that bullet before it even came out of my gun.
You're the matrix.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
he's on the thing don't peek it oh my gosh um do a little bit of light looting
some light looting it's worth it it's worth it just a little bit of light looting tonight
i'm keeping it tasteful it's a light tasteful it's it's forgiving
i don't know how we're going to um kill him
do you want to do it?
well, uh, we'll just, we'll just have TV doing.
Is it easy?
What?
I've tried using the method I used for a long time.
It's, it's it works every time.
Where's every time?
Nikita hates this one trick but he can't stop you.
I don't know what to do.
Kill him.
You try and kill him.
I don't have a scope. I do and surely you have my god. No, you don't. Yeah, I'm here
We're walking up to it right now
I kill that guy
Oh, you got okay, I'm gonna say
So how do you get this guy?
I don't know cuz I
You sure you got the guy because I'm pretty sure he's not no he shot at me
You sure yeah, you gaslighting us. I appreciate oh my god, he is
You
Know he got off you got off
You must have been looking at pictures of me and gimmicks rule 34
Yeah, you do we actually do you do you flare?
So ill-prepared they're prepared
Yeah, I need to take that, too.
I follow me, gig, follow me, boys.
Why are we doing this right here?
Oh, the gas is open.
Oh, we'll just go down through there, perfect.
I am gonna go grab this thing right here at the
Unknown keys far right here. Okay, and come back the next track. That's right
Well, come on over mr. John
You drag my cold dead decrepit corpse, please. Don't you worry? Thank you
I'll attach strings to each of your arms and one to your head
Prop you up good work
I can grab the item.
You don't fall soft right there on the floor.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
This one.
Pop on over.
Hunt for that green flare?
Yeah, hunt for that green flare.
That's always those ones to do.
That's your mind.
Those gears never stop turning.
Are you opening that door?
Yeah, how do you open this door?
That we just went through.
Shoot the lock.
So that's it?
Uh-huh.
Oh yeah!
Yeah.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Right, I'm leaving.
I'm on my way back to leave.
Excellent rain, gentlemen!
Excellent rain!
Not too shabby, boys!
Not too shabby at all!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid! Not too shabby, boys, not too shabby at all!
Oh, Mr. Atlas, my boy's really like his one good man, good man!
Thanks, Mr. Atlas, peace, Angel, my boy!
What?
Yeah, I was that guy in fact,
he had my Peter racist now.
You do what the guy that tried to knife John?
Oh, the guy that asked me how my day was doing.
Peter racist.
Atlas Queen sent.
Bro went from flushing squads to being the floater.
Is this your gas station, Sushi Ark?
Mr. P, stop falling like Building 7. Lock the F in, boy.
I'm trying real hard, but I'm trying real hard to swear.
You see, these guys are different from yesterday.
Everybody yesterday was an idiot.
He's a pro, he has professionals.
He has professionals.
You see, I don't know who you think we find
at 12.45 a.m. on a Tuesday night,
but these guys have absolutely no friends, zero friends.
I
Be honest I thought you would die before extracting in
I
Am the LeBron James a dark-eyed buddy LeBron James yow big help me tell me
All right boys. We got there. I don't remember why I was there the first place, but I
I did die.
Oh, you're the marching key.
Yeah, also, yeah, I, oh, I got scared by that.
I completely forgot about that.
Yes, do it again.
You think I got unlucky?
You think that's how it is every time?
No, no, no, we gotta do it again.
Okay, I let run.
I've let you, I feel like I got unlucky.
I feel like I had to have got unlucky right there.
That was diarrhea, that was terrible.
Yeah.
Make sure I got everything I need.
You quick ship of water.
You're not seeing a single purple bag
and I need one so bad for this class.
Oh, it's easy to get a purple bag.
Oh yeah, are you about the purple background
or the purple, like the pilgrim?
The pilgrim.
Oh.
Oh, gotcha. Okay. Yeah, I'll help you that much.
Yeah.
That's right.
I bet you this time, I bet you this time is gonna be different.
Significantly more loot. More loot ten-four.
Ten-four more loot, easily.
Quick, see if it's chilly.
Like a reward.
Yeah, I really did mark room.
You guys need any-
Key ten minutes ago, you got three plastic keys, so yeah,
that was unlucky.
Do you need any keys?
Oh
Finally, I'm glad
Yeah, our red key cards are blue key cards. Are those like really cheap right now? Is that was that just because the event?
Uh, I have no idea. Hmm. I don't rate you guys like 30 million anymore. Are they at least like
That'd be nice if they're like two million
Oh
I think I was you said the gold
Zimbo would be there right on the table.
Yeah, I got that one point one million now.
That's not bad.
That's not bad for Ricky.
That's a hundred times our entire network.
I don't know what that went.
Mm-hmm.
Where's this?
I made so much money off of 303 keys.
Wait, is there loot inside the 303?
No.
Oh, you're talking about salad up.
You're talking about salad up.
three or six key early, you're going to be rich. You're going to be rich.
Those class keys, there's go for a crazy way.
I see where's the marquee going for? So I didn't sell it.
Because what does he mean with the monkey going from the on the market?
You do have a quest for it.
So like, I don't think we have it yet, but
did you just do bad rep evidence? You ended up getting that?
Yeah. You can't.
Oh, you'd be level 40 to even sell it earlier.
Oh
20 billion 20 billion
No offices me level 35 now the yeah, we have million be level 35 to show the mark here
Not even not even Bert peanut and he's really the best
He's on a 35. No one is
one day though one day very soon give you seventy-two dollars for it
red rebel farm yeah I see we use a red rebel or an ms2 sort or an ms2 sort
You're already up there, bud.
107, I promise.
All right, boys, knock it in.
It's time to get rich.
We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna,
we're gonna red rebels and all of the key guards right here.
One, one, our swoop, one, our swoop.
All in one red.
And John, if you walk in and let me watch,
where you got up, then you're more than life.
I will take your life.
I'll just, I will just watch.
I'm a far.
Yeah, you'd be the peeping time you've gone on the roof and walked you through the window
Right, I think it you snake it you spank it. I give you permission for one spanking
Why you sir? No problem. No problem children
Tim Matthew just killed me he's a little 34
Who's that your quest letter, oh shit wait
Wait, we had to turn that light on and it was in the mart room.
Oh, there's a time it's got, let's, all right!
I'm heading to mine.
I'll be boy from you and-
I'm laggin' really bad.
Oh, I'm heading to my other people if I'm lagging really bad.
Oh, OK.
Now I'm lagging real bad.
Yeah, there was a lot of lag.
Oh, his door is open and closed in front of me four times.
I did.
You know, it was like running in place in front of me.
Well, how does he lag at all?
Oh
Moon on rust all over again
It was only one guy that can feed us to this dormitory
Oh, yeah, there's doors, there's people at the doors already, you at the doors already.
Okay.
Boop, boop, boop.
Next to the ice cream shack.
Oh my god.
There's a dead person
So what is it?
What's over here?
Is it about it?
Fuck it, I'm going in!
I don't know if this is dead person out front, actually the garbage can
Okay
We're going in the bathroom window
Yeah. Did you wear you? I'm at three storey. I'm going to open the first door. This means
we don't. There's another dead person inside. I'm kidding. Someone here. Oh, mystery. Hello.
Oh, hello?
What are you doing?
Fuck you, sir.
Fuck you.
Oh, fuck me.
No.
No.
I don't have any keys.
No, that's no nice thing to do.
I just have to first war.
What give a key to attack
Oh, wait, uh, did you need room 40 key?
Yes
You sure?
You need room 40 key
He's not in your mouth
You got him!
Where are you at, Gigi?
On first floor.
What?
What just happened?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What just happened?
The guy?
Oh!
Hey, Gigi.
Kill us!
Are you shooting me?
I thought you were dead, I thought you just died
right in front of me, I'm scared.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Wait, what a sweet little treat.
Wait, did I kill Peanut?
A sweet little delight.
It came down the stairs.
No, that was the bad man.
That was the bad man.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
I like this.
What a sweet little treat.
What a sweet little treat.
Is stray bullet that was meant for everyone in the room,
but me.
Holy shit.
It'd be the best.
Are you on?
Where are you?
In the room right next to you, I think.
I'm on first.
Get the second room in on the left.
I'll be there, I'll be ready in a second.
Dev G's daughter's working, all right?
He's putting in work.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Be with you momentarily.
Someone's gotta do it.
He's cooking, he is cooking.
I'm going to pop this morphine and see if I'm allergic to it that big check is above
me. All right, looking good so far so good. We're good. We're good. Yeah, we're good.
Ginger, where are you at?
I'm outside your door. The guy is above us on second and there's a guy across. He's
dead. What?
I just shot straight out. I don't know.
Did you just run in?
No.
He's on first.
He just came in the door.
You're to my left, right?
Yes.
He run out?
John just died.
I was like, I got it.
What?
I'm so lost
I mean, so here's your right. He's in the room right to the right of me
Okay, well, there's also your steel John
God, don't use the heel.
Hey!
You wanna see my cock?
Take that meal, boys! I took that damn good meal!
Fuck!
You need to tell me if you...
God?
I guess he died.
He was in the room by me.
I'm in purgatory and I coulda told you he was in that room.
room how the f*** did you try to do this? I'm not supposed to tell you. Incredible. Incredible.
It was just switched. It was just jumped over. Yeah. Yeah.
John, I told you he was in the room next to you.
I could have meant anything, though.
You could have meant anywhere.
I said he walked inside the door and is in the room next to you.
What do you mean?
Yeah, but there's...
I was just surrounded by rooms.
Scrap a pistol, which is gonna go straight to the bathroom.
Play with it, you know what I'm gonna hold, all right?
Mm-mm, ooh, big pistol.
Do I have a pistol?
I don't even have a pistol.
I'll breathe as soon as you have a pistol.
All right, let's ride.
It's our time to shine.
It's our time to make history.
This is our moment.
This is our moment.
They will seek salvation.
They will have stories that will be written to history in stone.
That's right.
Hmm that coming a little too juice grande sexy 78 cent hey mr. Peanut I was just wanting to see if you can wish Ronnie
Yes cast a spell on oh my god, Rami
Oh, it's good blue bad. You click DVDs
Stone gets eroded. Well, this one gets a wrecked
Tech letter quest I already died. I don't have the letter anymore. Anyway, we'll have another one in the room
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
But I got it back back because I got a little bit of armor
You have a FN 5 7. Yeah, I can't use the anyways. We're gonna this is even better
You definitely show him his cock after killing him
Yeah, John, did you ever end up showing that guy your cock?
Oh, I think he took a good look.
Whoo! Fantastic!
Stopped me dry.
Fantastic, fantastic.
That is great to hear. That is great to hear.
Hmm.
Hmm, Santies will be sung.
Serenades will be composed.
Tails will be told. That's right!
Up this moment right now!
You're sprinting to the Doors, Mark, and you're plundering it!
You're plundering the entire room for all of its riches!
All of its riches.
Or if you think about these Apex Legends, I actually have a mission to eliminate Apex Legends.
I'll be answering, I'll be answering.
Why are you being so goddamn hard?
You gotta really refresh the eyes, because sometimes in this game you can't bring
for five minutes or some guy to treat.
Speaking of the language you've never heard of, comes out and slices your throat!
Could you pick off?
You carry Genji for once.
Gosh, she has 18,000 hours in this game.
I literally do not know a single soul on this planet!
With more hours, I've literally never seen anyone.
I have 6,000 hours.
I can check anyone's hours to kills me.
I have never seen anyone with more hours.
Oh, hmm, hmm.
Wait, I don't think Landmark has any hours.
Let's run.
I went to the wrong map this is not customs
okay how about we see who can kill each other
let's go to the docks we'll go to the
the docks. We're gonna go to the docks. He was crackle-ackin'. He was, he was going
on down there. I don't know, I don't know how this mistake was made. So probably your
fault. My dad's probably, it was-
My James' fault. My James' fault.
Blackwater. Blackwater. I think you need blackwater.
No, no, blackwater. Oh, blackwater. What's? Blackrock's sister company.
yes hey hey John don't you dare die John I don't die things like that I only
have a black arm because what a flesh wound but we're going right to the
dots mr. John we're gonna we're gonna collect those two saves kill any
be cool again foolish enough to try for with us
was that you yeah my mouse and my keyboard
that'll happen
over the goons Rob yeah oh yeah goons gonna be up to your side for the goons
Oh, yeah, you get stuck, Mr. John.
Let's go take a peek for the goons, now.
We think, we think, we think.
I'm in.
Let's do it.
So we're going up instead.
We're going up here, and then we're going up.
OK.
All right.
OK.
Not yet, not yet.
It's not that time yet.
Oh!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Did you see my shotgun blast in that last second?
You might need more than I do, I forgot to bring the heels, oh that's not good, okay.
Oh god, god you have the heels, I'm, oh hang on, okay.
I fixed my bleed, we should not die anymore now, I need everything, I need to see you
On this guy's body you see where it gets down
On this guy's body
Oh my god, I'm on it. Oh my god. I'm gonna run out of food because I have no stomach. Oh my goodness gracious. Oh my goodness gracious
We don't we do we do we do we do with numbers
numbers
Was that mean like the numbers ones with like a bunch of numbers
No
What
You sure you need like a slay what like a slay what yeah
He said the one with a bunch of numbers on it.
Yeah, he has a bunch of numbers on it.
And you didn't say anything, did you?
So I thought I was the one being stupid.
So I just said, no, he has a bunch of numbers on it.
Does it not have a bunch of?
I feel like that's a pretty accurate assessment
of the situation.
There is indeed another man with a big cock.
I
Would have been too much away
Well, it was you laying down late. Was he running
They didn't look like he was part of this team though, or was he just randomly there?
I can get the chance to ask so I don't know.
Got it.
Come here.
This guy would be nothing for me.
This guy would be trivial, elementary.
I would wrap this up easily.
Where's he?
Oh sh- he sees me as well.
Oh god, oh my god.
He's massive.
He's huge.
Oh my god, you were not lying about the growth of this cock
And his officer thunder cock right there at the top of the hill
Locking
You already missed it on it you will see him in the afterlife with you shortly
Which have done pieces ass up
You guys change no chance
Ahhhh!
Fascinating.
Very fascinating.
Hmmmm.
Interesting.
So it seems you would have an automatic grenade launcher in his disposal.
There's gonna be a problem. That might be a problem.
I'm going in, I'm going in! I'm going in!
Win this!
I got you bastard
What's your machine I see oh
My god, I think you just grenade launcher kill themselves. No, he's still alive. Oh my god. Oh fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Shit
GO IN IT!
FIRE!
Oh.
We-we don't-
Oh no.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Jesus Christ.
You what the-what the how was that?
That guy was crazy!
You see that?
Still got a guy. Fuck that guy, specifically. Excellent raid, excellent raid.
Not too shabby.
I thought he was trying to listen and make an approach and then a C5 globe master.
And started flying over and couldn't hear a thing.
Yeah, I thought he might only have like a grenade launcher or something.
So I just I heard him kind of fiddling around up there and
rummaging through his pocket.
So I thought that was a time to really get at him.
Did you hear that, Ray?
Yeah, I'm out.
Okay, all right.
I'm back to the box room.
Back to the box room.
That's my last raid.
One more quick one, one more quick.
I mean like I'm already I'm already put in a quick in there. Oh, oh fantastic and then after that
Honestly, I'm only gonna be a shotgun. I'm not even going with anything crazy
I don't why do we never actually do
And do you plan tomorrow? Oh
Yeah, I am I'm sorry. I need to actually succeed
We are succeeding we are succeeding
We're seeing a lot boys
I was just kidding you're the best email ever
hell yeah let's run
we're about to get so rich boys
push beyond your mom's dreams
you have a little bit of something something
I'm gonna go now I'm gonna go
oh yeah wait I only have 7 bullets
good boy good boy good boy
get a quick little something something
all right now i'm going to go now we ride i got to see much i got to see
very much
see if i'm gun chimps
he needs some rushing his push no you got you guys
Shocking up that's shock and I don't even know what to do. They'll be so start off
Hop on in my shopping
Don't worry
You wait a minute into one more time, of course, Mr. Secret Scrooge, of course, of course.
You're locking PSR winning for your team.
We win on time.
Watch this, buddy.
You're going to win by a component.
No, I've got my key.
I've got my key.
Bring a key.
No, I've got my key.
I've got my key.
We want to watch film.
Oh, let's ride.
You say survival percentage.
No.
No, I will not in so high it doesn't even render it doesn't even render in the stat menu
It is most likely 99% 99% easily
negative 90 percent keep yeah that's not even that doesn't that that I don't
That that does that
Makes no sense at all that makes literally zero sense once a lot
Is it actually over 10% obviously now let's ride
Walk in this church, she gon' make it rough
I do damage, and it can't stand it
Psycho, baby, like it's manly mansion
Gotta cash it, fancy, get this Friday to fancy
Pull the walk out the pantry, take a sip when I'm dancing
She gon' play like a Pandy, don't she look like a candle
Boot it up in the car seat, hold a niggle for ransom
One of them better call me
To the dorms!
So, ooh, that...
What?
Trauma?
N-nothin' I was...
I...
I forgot to be...
Kids, you guys gotta try to get you to say something about the song that he just played.
What?
What?
Because everyone fuckin' hates him.
These things is comparable to the old one if they know the old one they would love it
That's your fire sorry, it's a fire song
Fire saw that's a banger. It's a certified banger right there. I wasn't near you. I
Know guys and be worth the trash wonks on
Yeah, that guy fucks.
He had to change one of his songs because if he kept planning, he'd get behind like
five million dollars.
I
Don't take a spotted yet boys making great promise. Oh, yeah, just off foot. I did I did I did so much right for me
Oh
Wabi Wabi, I just yeah, just he's a scabby wabby
Mother
God I heard the 1s day a shot. I thought it went through your frontal lobe. No, no, no scared. I don't use you
I don't use anyways. I go ahead. You got that
The program no, I already turned my day. I'm sure my John. Are you watch?
Not anymore
All the boys follow me get
You got it
It was a dead person here. I even kill this guy. Wait, what's here?
Yeah, so what's he is? So what's he is?
So what's he's up there for me?
Fuck you!
You're ugly!
Hey you're sneaky!
Is it you coming up the stairs?
Yep, yep, yep.
Come on in, come on in.
Now you're fucked.
Yeah, now you're fucked, buddy!
SEAL TEAM SIXEEERS
is here!
Sheesh! I'm fucking Perth 30, buddy! I'm ready to fuck!
Is this me running out?
Alright, run him up, run him up.
Alright, John, you got this guy easy.
You're blocking from coming in.
I got stuff on the stairs.
Oh, hello.
Fine.
Alright, I've got everything I can do.
Go turn.
Is he all the way down?
No, last time I said he ran down the stairs, but he might be back.
I
Did you go ahead and do you know your thing?
Just go ahead and do you want to have a cup of all your stuff hey pussy
So what's like pick it back up pick it back up
I don't even need it. I got make room make way
Hey!
Hey!
He's back up, he's back up on the stairs!
HAH!
BOOM.
Yeah.
Oh my god, he's so brave!
I can level that, you can level that!
Go go go go!
Hehehehehhehehehheheh
Okay wait wait wait, but maybe he'll think that...
AH!
You guys are down there.
Oh
I'm gonna go back to school back to school
Can I put a key case in my butthole yeah, okay case okay, so okay much. No you can't do yet. Oh
Guys I got a green card. I got a green card. I got a green card in the key case. I'm joking back school back school
Yeah
Is that the one thing that goes for a bunch of money? No, that's the SPA death food food. I am yeah
Boopy Boopy Boopy
Oh, let's beat that shit out of this guy at me
The key card holder
It was oh, there's no my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Good. I boys good
I haven't lied to you about going back and getting something.
Okay, I can't die. I can't die. I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
Digigi, do you feel like I hit him?
He's still up here. I don't know where he's at.
Digigi, I'm leaving.
I think he left.
I'm leaving. I'm getting out of here. I got a judge. I got a judge. I got a judge.
me while they're doing it. I'm leaving! I think it's gonna give me the dirty top on!
I am skadoodle-ing! I am skadoodle-ing!
You better go as fast as you can because the goons are gonna let you go.
I'm going faster than I can!
They can push my shaft into the house, so we're fucking out of here.
I
Let's
These goons start a high deal in it towards us. I'm gonna shit myself, but I'll sacrifice
I must go
The talk of streamer Jim G is loaded up in dorms two GPUs three bitcoins
But you ran away
ha ha ha ha ha
Oh shit. What was it? What was it?
Yo, you keep moving. You keep moving.
Is that the scabs up there? Do you have anything to take in there?
Oh, yeah, yeah! I got the sword, sas!
Ok, bring it.
Got him!
Oh, perfect. The loudest fucking gun I've ever got.
That's his twin, twin brother.
He's still alive. He's going to avenge him. Be careful. Be careful. He's got a taste for
the beans.
The gold altars is dead. Go eat your fish.
Go eat your fish, you commie bitch.
We call them big fish.
Let me see what actually can we be careful. Be careful.
Let me go first.
I'm going to go see if that random thing that things open randomly and go get my quest.
What would they would dig a little letter in the check.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's a free key.
That's a word goal.
There's a free key.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
I don't have anything worth it.
You're just a shot.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
What?
We gotta do a piss run around this.
Yeah, come on, you gotta come on.
Come on, come on.
Are you okay over there, boss?
Oh my gosh.
The goons are like where you guys ran.
I don't understand.
Are you okay over there, boss?
Yeah, I'm good.
Fantastic.
We're great!
We're great!
Yes, I'm sorry.
We're great!
We're great!
We're great!
We're great!
We're great!
Well, yeah, yeah.
You got it.
What?
Are you alive?
Yes, I'm alive.
Stop that.
What?
Be alive.
You gotta do a bistro.
You gotta do a bistro.
Goodbye.
Streamer, Jinjin are over at Darns.
Y'all got him.
Yeah, we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
Really, really, really, really, really.
We do it back to back, Ron.
We do it back to back, Ron.
We get we get twice as red. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Maybe even this time maybe this time this time. Maybe I'll even let you
Watch me loot
You ours this green key card going for we see
They're not even on the market yet. I can set my own price five billion dollars
five be level 30
which is this key card hold going for it
oh 600,000 oh my goodness
which is Kiki's go for it
600,000
dude that was like a ton of money
right
ooh
like a hundred million dollars
You buy the whole ocean let's go, okay bring out the whole
Was that you talking John yeah
Really good
One point two million
Keycard boys
That was mad
That was mad
Yeah, you in here I'll your guys black
What's just fine?
Are you in here?
2 million dollar rain 2.2 million dollars
But hear me out, right yeah, why would you sell it if you can literally just
That's
that's genius are you loading the rain no are you you're still black like a
sidelan to restart my game no no no you're lacking not because wait now can
you do it now join that going no I had to restart my game is frozen for me wait
What if we go to labs and use the green key guard?
Labs is full of people using the black division crate here
you
you
you
you
you
uh...
oh my mouse died
my mouse fucking died dude, i'm gone
I
I died to a Mosin boy, I'm depressed.
And my screen just black
and I can hear him on my body.
That's cool.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
No, just wait, yo, amigo!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my god!
Excellent, brave, gentlemen!
Excellent, brave!
on the bridge I was gonna lure him over he was right in front of us the entire
time I thought he was here it's kind of like in the distance and then he'd walk
on over and then we did him but he was literally standing directly in front of
us and I helped him win our location all right guys I am dead I have died with
great edge with great edge immediately my fucking mouse died and I was just
standing in the middle of a bridge and got a headshot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got me, dude.
Last raid, we're gonna go pistol run.
Pistol run right now,
all the way to the watch room, we get range.
Yep, yep.
Last raid.
Second to last raid.
No, last raid.
Second to last raid.
Second to last raid.
Fuck you, I'm getting off of this.
Second to last raid.
Last, second, last one.
Second to last one.
Easily.
Easily second to last one.
But the one before the last one,
right before the last one, right there,
but not the last one, the second one.
What did you just say to me?
I accused you of high treason
and selling state secrets
to Vladimir Putin of Russia.
This is going to be my last one. I'm falling asleep.
The second to last, last one. Before the last one.
Did you have to stay on for four more?
Five more, seven more, six or seven more.
Six or seven more, six or seven more.
I've been up for way too long.
I've been up for 4,000 years.
I've never slept.
Fucking lobby I need to go to bed.
Holy, you're an old potato.
Well, I mean, old peanut.
was that a microaggression buddy was it a microaggression we love to get in the
discord we have a bigot in the discord was that a microaggression wait a
a second whoa whoa you hear that you hear that what the hell was that what the hell
we got a bigot in the chat that's what we got you you just you just committed a
micro-aggression against me
I'm pretty certain you did I'm pretty sure oh
You just declined my invite
Another micro question you are you are big it you are big it that's what you are
What the hell is going on around here?
Yeah, Paul's the potato refuses to play with me.
What next?
Going through seven or eight jokes like I have until I can find
what I can say.
What next?
There's nothing I can't.
There's no joke.
I can't make.
All right.
I've been I've been I've been.
Man move on bro. Yeah guys. This is not a laughing topic guys. Seriously. This is not a laughing topic seriously
Like seriously, like actually we probably should stop playing and talking about the socioeconomic state of the world right now
We really should you really should why are we playing video games when people are suffering?
That's like like there's there's there's people out there. They're suffering and
Like this is not funny to be making jokes about seriously guys. This is
What the hell what the hell are you guys doing?
He's a wheeze, he's a wheeze, I'm trying to tell him, I'm trying to tell him that he's a wheeze.
I miss the old do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I miss the old Genji. Yeah. Yeah, let's just come on.
Let's just come on. Genji refuses. Yeah, don't hate the charity and stuff. Yeah, volunteer to be a service.
I'm gonna be miserable tomorrow morning. I can tell I just know it. Oh, we what we what's going on?
We do it tomorrow.
Which week?
Which tomorrow?
Tomorrow's drop stay.
It's tomorrow's drop stay.
Are you gonna live early tomorrow?
Yeah, I'll probably go live early tomorrow, yeah.
Wait, how many tomorrows?
Tomorrow's hump day, hump day!
You have those commercials.
Day
You
Do the door
And again rich time to get rich
And again
Unless you die, I'm not gonna die. I never die. I'm the buggy little
Me take who is gonna die he believes in my path. He may even watch my power
Who feel the mind of a thousand sons? Oh
Shit, I brought myself a little
Wow
Evil Genji
Evil J. Are you good to give me a paper cut? I
Yeah, are you gonna are you gonna not use please and thank you during your next sentence toward me?
What paper cut you can't get a paper cut you're a peanut you've got a nut cut
what the the peep the word paper and paper cut comes from the thing that gave
me the cut
where is he where the hell is this guy
Oh, he's on the, he's on the side of the building.
How do you know that window in the first floor?
You come out the front window?
Oh, see, don't you know?
No, no, no, no, oh my god.
Peace, I'm outta here, peace.
I'm outta here, don't think you need no thanks.
Did you use your life?
Still alive, for now.
Topping in the whole restroom.
OPEN UP, BITCHES!
YOU WANT TO BE THIS?
Where is this guy? Is he on the second floor window?
No, he's outside.
Oh, be looped!
He was outside the whole time next to the...
building like by the cars he pushed into the bushes where I was but now I've
wrapped all the way around and ready to
yeah actually you might be right
shot at different
I got this we discovered I got this we discovered
I got this we discovered
Wait I got this we discovered
Check my sectors, sector B clear, sector B, sector A, sector A checking sector A, sector
A clear.
Oh, A and I'm finished.
Oh and I finished taking the sectors. I'm finishing taking the sectors. I'm gonna take it
Watch it I'll take it
Hi!
Oh, hi.
Did you see anyone?
Nope.
Okay, operation, get rich, here's a go.
But I'm not near you.
Time to get rich.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, time to get rich. Time to get rich. Time to get rich. Time to get rich.
Oh
Where's all the good stuff
No way I get scammed two out of three times. Oh, there's gotta be some of this
Do we see it scammed again?
Did you see I got scammed
She may see anything she may see anything that is.
Lee, normal.
Look, Perk in action.
I have the luck, Perk.
Where's all the luck at?
Nothing even in the wallet.
Oh, well, I got Tim.
Oh, no, I forgot food and water.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
I'll me do a killer's guy.
I'm going in. I'm going in.
I'm going in.
You gotta be in here somewhere, 100%
There's dead people in this dormitory
I see you killed them all and jumped out the window
And where you at, did you?
At Two Story
Across from you
Where'd the guy go? I don't see him anywhere
Well, I'm gonna hold on now hold on we had to find this yeah, hold on now. Oh my goodness gracious
You should be playing the tripwire some devious dog
the boss might be over there I will talk to you guys later did you see tomorrow
Good night. Good night. Good night, Mr. John.
You couldn't have just finished. I hear him run along my side. You hear him run along your side?
No. I know he ran out in the bushes. I don't know where he went after that though.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Where are you?
Moving by the bucket watch.
What?
Moving by the bucket watch.
Oh my god.
By the bucket watch.
I'm coming.
Stay back, David.
Stay back.
Oh my god, he's right there.
Oh, he's so handsome.
He's so handsome.
I need to move.
I need to move.
I need to move.
Move.
Take us.
I need to move.
Take us.
I need to move.
Move.
Move.
repeat multiple tangos multiple tangos
ah I'm running over
push push push
oh shit oh shit
oh god it's definitely multiple tangos multiple tangos
massive massive tangos
oh god oh my god
oh god
wait hold on now gentlemen
I'm sure we can meet a compromise
that we will all be happy with
hold still your weapons
hold still your weapons
Oh
There's one right in front of me behind that stroller. There's one over there.
There's that guy.
Done. Okay.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! My God!
What?
What?
Geez, the weeds.
Help her peanut.
Yeah, let me talk about my Ouija board.
Stupid bitch.
Stupid.
What?
Oh.
Ooh.
Well.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Well, I thought he was healing.
Yeah, I heard him healing.
Is there something in there?
Maybe.
It's shouldn't rain, gentlemen, it shouldn't rain.
We died.
We're dead.
But I have a plan.
listen very carefully listen very carefully jiji very carefully
did you hear this thing
you're still listening
listening
We do the exact same thing again.
I'm down for it.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yeah
This time I'm being a good guy. I'm gonna be a really good guy one that they cannot stop you with
When they were traveling here
That guy is using because he hit me in the head four times. Oh
That must be a really good gun, right?
Very good guy very good guy
She a little bit of
I mean feel like it didn't feel like he shot me in the head four times just for like one shot honestly
I'm going to give you a chance for maybe, perhaps, per dingle.
Like that has to be bugged.
Well, per chance for maybe per dingle.
I'm a little something, something.
I have to win this one or I will have no money.
Have you tried having money?
I have given it some serious thought.
I have given it some serious thought.
Unfortunately, the bank,
the bank heard my plan and they did not like it.
They did not like the have money plan.
I pitch, I even pitch, I said,
give me the money, that way I haven't.
They said, no.
Well, that's a little rough.
That's it. Let me go on it. Let me go on it for your losses. That's okay. You get a little
bit of food and some water. It's a fantastic work. Right now, we ride.
Oh, thanks for being more assertive with them.
How are you so poor?
My assets, my money is tied up in assets right now except that I haven't liquidated them.
You sell off she say you're
Are you a UCG?
Did you go to lobby now I've been up in I've been the lobby now
Now I was going crazy
Hoppy the water's fine the water is fine. It's a deep hot body
Sorry, I forgot to bring food last time so I have any food or water
you take your time to take your time to eat real quick and drink and so nice
if you let them kill you last night I know this rabbit is I'm a very kind
peanut very generous very giving very giving ice you donate a lot to those
knows about housing and water and education?
NOOOOOO!
Let's ride!
You ready for a great raid, Gigi?
I'm ready for a great raid.
Hell yeah!
Oh
She'd even stir pipe
Never backed out never one never give up
I don't think we're gonna be the first
I don't think so either.
What?
We will be...we will be at dorms eventually.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wait, there's a guy here.
Are you sure?
I don't know. On the other side, maybe?
Yeah, I'm here.
Yeah, yeah. On the other side, the ocean.
Got him! Got him! Got him! Oh my God! Oh my God!
There's one more! There's one more!
I'm dead instantly as he just peeked me.
That's cool.
I'm gonna go cry in my bed.
Hey!
Hey!
Fuck you!
Hey!
Fuck you!
What are you about to do, huh?
one
one
one
one
two
three
four
five
five
six
five
five
five
five
They like that, buddy.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ugh!
Take that!
Ugh!
Oh no.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
That guy just wouldn't die.
What the hell?
the hell? That guy just wouldn't die! Excellent raid! Excellent raid! Alright well it could've
gone better. That's for sure. That is for sure. It was room for improvement that raid.
That's okay. That's okay. We have
Determination. Determination. What
happened to your money? What happened
to your dad? Hmm? Oh, maybe they went
to the same place. Maybe they met
in Italy. Maybe their lovers. Maybe
they're seeing a croissant on this
fine morning. Hmm? That's a good
question. How would you shut up?
Why don't you shut up over there?
Shut up over there!
And now what do we bring?
I think it's time for a bed.
For bed?
What about this join monkey?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, let's just do one quick shotgun run
The I got
Actually help help take in this
I'm keeping 19 from the bow.
Is that all you're good for me, boss?
I'm alive.
I'm bringing my best kid in.
Let's dive!
Your best kid is...
Good?
Very good.
Very good, yes.
He's very good.
Very very good.
Why?
That doesn't sound good.
No, this is a very good kid.
No one will be able to defeat me.
Okay.
I
Do not the LeBron James of Tarkov guys, I know I got no money. I
Know I ain't got no gear
but do you not think LeBron James was ever down down on his luck back against
the wall down 20 points only a minute left on the board I and you know what he
did you know what he did he got backed up he got the crowd saved the town and
makes your carabs! That's what we will do! That's what we will do right now! Right here!
Fuck it! We'll do it live!
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
Hop in, Jiji. Hop on in!
Hmm
Yeah, yeah, Obi-Wan or something Obi
Yeah, for all these people don't really suck out what they do
What I mean, no no wait that came out wrong um
Um, wait, what?
Um, I'm bad except for these guys are really good at what they are doing.
Um, and, um,
not quite sure I understand.
I'm not quite sure I understand.
I'm not certain. I'm not certain I understand. There must be something I'm
misunderstanding, of course.
Interesting. Sorry, I've been drinking. Of course, we will dive deep into that.
Let's put a pin in it. We'll put a pin in it and we'll dive deeper later. I let drive!
You
I
Got the same exact
Yeah very deja vu we
Oh, the chances there's guys up here a second time.
Where are you going up there?
Yeah, I fear nothing.
Not even ghosts.
Not even spooky ghosts.
a little quiet. A little. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I see him. I see him. Oh, that's right. That's
right. Excellent. Excellent. I was about to pull out the whopper on him. He's lucky you
got to it first. I thought it was. I thought it was.
I think you're going good so far so far so good I'll make it inside the building oh second
story is opened as not a good sign I repeat not a good time let's get past it
that way I'm safe right up to the lock room
oh my gosh what just happened what just happened peanut are you live
Not particular
I had a laugh it boys
I had a laugh it
Oh to be careful out there gonna be careful
What?
Where am I getting shot from?
What?
Where am I getting shot from?
I think it's going to work.
No.
Oh, well.
Very cool, very cool.
Oh, there's a guy?
Oh, okay.
That's cool.
Dude, I don't know how many people were there.
I
Unless now
Wait, I did kill one of them. Oh good work
I got three of them. I got about three of them
I understand how I have so much hate
It counts and it just doesn't do any damage like it doesn't kill people.
Well, I think I've had, I think I've put in a good shift at the ball crushing factory
today.
Oh wait, it was the first guy I killed in that one, okay, yep, mm-hmm.
Alright, alright, yep, yep, ready to clock in for tomorrow but before I clock in at the
the ball crumbling factory again.
I'm gonna need a quick nap.
I'm gonna need a quick nap
while I get my balls thrust
for eight hours straight tomorrow as well.
All right, okay.
Good night, Genji.
I can't wait to repeat that tomorrow.
Woo, fantastic, woo, woo.
I know you're playing that game.
It's like a birthday party.
It's a year.
What do you say?
I said I don't know who you're playing with, but I'm playing with John tomorrow.
I believe I'll play with gimmick and hunch.
Well, I'll actually give you the loop.
I can play that.
Alright, good night, Mr. City.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Alright, gang.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
I'll probably hop on pretty early tomorrow, maybe.
Eee-dee-dee-dee.
The drops also start tomorrow, which is today.
FYI, let you know.
Oh
Yeah, my suit as I joined the stream he's leaving so this to
14 in the morning. We're not just getting our engines revved up here
Oh, two 14 in the morning great time to start a stream. Oh, you know what to 14 the morning
Let me go ahead and pop in the stream. Oh to 14 a little hit the go live button, sir
That's not what's gonna be happening here. That's a pretty obvious. That's pretty obvious
Alright, you rev up those fryers, it's 2.14 in the morning, rev up those fryers.
Mmm, all I hear is that the night is young.
Woo, woo, incredulous, incredulous.
Alright boys, you gentlemen have a great night.
I'm going to get a quick meal, a very quick one, a light snack, something light, low calorie, low calorie, low fat.
Maybe a water or a lemon water.
Woo!
Something real delicious, something real delicious.
Like a lemon water and a salad.
I'm gonna get a quick lemon water and a salad, guys.
Lemon water and a salad.
Low-cal, low-fat.
That's what I'm a-headin' off to.
All right, boys, have a good night.
Have a good night, gentlemen.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night now, have a good night.
Good night everybody, have a good night now.
Good night, sleep tight, rest up, rest easy.
Good night.
Good night everybody, good night now gang,
have a good one.
Good night everybody, have a good night now everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good one.
Good night now.
Have a good night everybody, good night.
Good night everybody, good night.
Good night.
Sleep tight and do not
let the bed bugs fuck your ass.
Trust me.
You have to trust me.
Believe me.
Trust me, trust me, please.
Get out.
Get out of here, get out.
Get out of here before it's too late, get out!
Good night!
you