TheBurntPeanut
[BEST DROPS] TARKOV SEASONAL | DAY 3 | HutchMF x GIMMICK | WACKADOODLE WEDNESDAY | #BUNGULATE
08-05-2026 · 10h 08m
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I got a bitch inside
You ride with a man in the night
Taking a vid, just to buy
Taking a look in the sky
Rubbing the made bed, she do lines
I told her I guess it's fine
I'm just a payback, but she fine
That game where she was, she died
Game where she's somewhere, she died
That game where she's somewhere, she died
Game where that bitch ran a knife
Guess I'm taking her life
Hello, play with no bands
If you call I'll be playing for five
Fuck a bitch with no band, anybody
You gotta stop it and know you're mad
I'm a low-diss for the crack
The bitch she's telling my rap
The bitch wasn't doing it on it
Fuck a bitch in the back and a carry
Fuck a bitch on the back and a learn
I don't give a fuck, bitch, come back
Fuck me for the bitch back and the then
Low-diss, listen, listen again
Let's go, let's go. How are you bucketers with a spine? Wax the noodle Wednesday, gentlemen.
It is a beautiful day. Let me tell you gentlemen, temperature just right, not too windy, not
even a cloud as far as I can see. The sun upon my shell, not too hot, just right like
a sauna. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! A delicious day. A delicious day. I am not muted. I am not muted.
You are adopted. You got those two things mixed up, good chair. A very common mistake.
A very common mistake anyone could have made. Anyone could have made it. You have just made
today I have accumulated a mass wealth of 427 thousand rubles you may say peanut
how are you so how how did you get so many rubles how how is that even possible
and to that I say well guys there's good players and then there's great players
okay there's good players and that's okay but then there's great players okay
there's great players that's right white first white first that is correct
gentlemen and today it is grind time today we will propel ourselves back in
the first place amongst all the streamers by playing with two of the
greatest players to ever touch the face of the earth. Mr. Hodge the demon. 27 KD, 326
BMI, 72% survival rate at Mr. gimmick which I think he's stuck in traffic. I think you
might be joining officer in traffic. He's you'll be here in a second. He's good to whatever
this is. He's good to whatever this is. Also, by the way, guys, by the way, there's drops
today is I didn't really look up how they worked on it say I might ask hot I
feel like he knows a lot about this stuff is is I know that there's the drops
for the five gifted subs but is there also like the ones where you just get
by watching or is that later on like is it is it only the five getting sorts
right now or is it oh it's both it's okay cool cool cool I got it good good
good good good okay good good good good okay good good good good all right good
Good, good, good, good, good.
Oh, Mr. Big Fat, but what if I get some boy good,
bad, good, I'm bad?
And Mr. Cardboard, but what if I get some boy good,
bad, good, I'm bad?
Thank you, my boys, thank you to my boys.
Now, let us go check out Mr. Hodge.
By the way, he's been having a bit of a rough day, boys.
So, let's talk to him nice and slow.
Talk to him nice and easy.
Oh, Mr. Hodge, hey, it's your friend Peanut.
Hello, Peanut, hello.
It's your friend Peanut.
I just want you to know that I'm I'm here for you and I'm and I love you and you and you're doing great champ
And you're doing great
What the hell's wrong with you? Nothing. You're being way too nice and you and honestly have you lost some weight?
Are you lost some weight? What's happening? Wow? Wow? I'm yeah. Wow
That's just cool with it. He's having a rough day. How's wrong with you? Nothing. I'm just I'm doing it
Well, that's not very kind. That's not very kind, but that's okay
Everybody has those days. What do you put shit in my pillowcase or something?
I mean, nice to me. I put plutonium 243 down your urethra while you were sleeping over the next two months
You will grow a second cock that will it's non-stop as if you have the herds after that
I will go tonight us you will hear nothing but ringing and having an itchy car already have that you it will drive you mad
It will drive you insane years down the line. You will lose your family. You will lose your friends
You will lose any connection to society because you will be living in a hole itching your cock and re hearing ringing in your ears
That is what I have done. That is what I've done. That is my master plan. That is my master plan
Am I right boy?
Yeah, well you yeah, good. Yeah, good. Done. Yeah, good. Done. How was your day today, Pete? What'd you do before stream?
literally nothing I
Woke up I saw my phone for about an hour. I ate two sonic cheeseburgers
And then I clogged my toilet and I hit the go live button
That is you know
Officer was telling me you have an industrial grade
plunger
Yes
Because you clogged the toilet so off. No, that's no is not because I called it toilet so often
and not because I clogged the toilet so often.
I was looking on Amazon for a nice new plunger
because the last one was, you know, you know that.
And I saw that for only last one, what?
That's it in good shape.
That's it in good shape.
Why, why?
Because usually if a plunger is not in good shape,
it's because of active, active use.
Like you're actively using it more than,
because I've never really, you know, I've had,
I've had plungers, never have I been like this.
That's because you're probably pooping a pig trough.
You can't even fit on a human toilet.
Now will you shut up when I finish my story?
I was going on Amazon and I was looking for, you know,
plungers or whatever.
And I found one that was like only like 40 bucks
and it was an electric one.
It was sweet, it pumps out air, you plug it in,
it works flawlessly.
So I got it.
Oh, man.
Oh, well, oh, my God.
Just give me one second, Mr. Hotch.
You must excuse me.
Please, you must excuse me.
You must excuse me, Mr. Hotch.
Do you want me to give me just one quick second?
Sure.
Mr. Edward, my boy, I can do that.
Imagine shit!
Imagine doing the time of the century shit!
My man, my man!
Good lad, you do good.
You do good, let's be done.
Thank you, Mr. Edward Cheeseburger,
that's very kind of you, big man.
That is very kind of you, my boy.
You do not have to do that, big man.
The show is free.
The show is free.
Just like, you know, just in case you were ill informed.
Ill informed.
Thank you, Mr. Edward Cheeseburger,
I hope you have a time to appreciate that, brother.
That's very kind of you, big man.
That's very kind of you, big man.
That's very kind of you, big man.
More cheeseburgers to call the toilet.
That's right, I will only be spending
that I'm Sonic Cheeseburgers and Electric Plungers off of Amazon!
I can promise you!
I can promise you.
I have returned, Mr. Hodge.
Sorry, I was... I got really excited.
When there's a lot of... You know, when there's a lot of...
L.U., whoever that was, go beat them.
Yeah.
That's insanity.
By the way, Hodge, I haven't done this in a long time.
But you know how if somebody gives five subs they get drops and talk of?
Yeah.
Um, there's no way I
Can I can thank everybody is that are you just kind of I don't I don't want I've I've already told everyone listen
We appreciate you guys y'all the best you the best you you the best that's what we can't read them all
I've already
Checked out. I can't it's impossible what today specifically I I apologize
But it was just it would then you wouldn't be able to enjoy the stream and that should be our first priority
Mr. Hodge is making enjoyable stream. No time out. There it is. We appreciate everybody one clean sweep
Thank you so much that ass enjoy your drops. Oh, thank you brothers. Thank you boys. That's very kind of Jim
That's very kind of boys. Oh, Mr. Dick. Thank you boys. She's your brother. She's my I'm just for today
just because of the drops I'm not going to be able to uh to to address every single one and I do
apologize it honestly doesn't make me feel like kind of a piece of crap but I my job number one is
to make a enjoyable stream for you guys to enjoy so we can have a lot of fun and um just on this
day specifically that would probably uh um uh not uh help uh uh with that but I just want you
guys to know that I really do appreciate you gentlemen and I hope I hope that is not too
to disrespect, but I do kind of feel like a piece of shit
for not doing that today.
Love you gentlemen, love you gentlemen.
Hope you boys do it as well boys.
Hope you boys do it as well.
I hope those shots give you great favor, great favor.
Oh, Mr. Hodge.
Yes, sir.
It's time to grind.
Is it not?
Is it not time to grind?
Are you ready for a great night?
Oh, I'm so ready for a great night.
I am so ready.
I heard through the grapevine.
We already talked about this earlier, but I just wanted to reiterate it because the bungalow editors are here now that your night wasn't the greatest without me now
You can admit like you already did on recording that you need me that you need this sexy
I
Don't need you. I need your body. I am objectifying you. You are not even a person to me. You are just a sex object
All right, that's right, buddy.
That's right.
And again, that's right.
That did not go well for me.
All right.
Well, we're about to win.
We're about to win big time.
We're about to win big time.
Oh yeah.
We're about to win huge.
We're about to win huge.
Let's, okay, let me, what map are you putting on going to?
That way I can pick the quest from that map.
Customs.
As soon as let me see.
And I have so many keys, P, I have so many keys.
Good, good, fantastic, honestly, dude,
I'm not gonna lie to you.
By the way, before the stream I hopped on
for one scap raid, I was telling Hunch,
I got like five keys, Tarko and Directors,
Tarpang, Cast Register area key,
got like three other really good keys and some jackass.
I'm not even gonna say his name
because he had TTV in his name
and I don't wanna give that motherfucker an inch of promotion.
He doesn't even know he killed you either,
could you warn him?
Yeah, I didn't do anything. I was just standing there. I heard a guy running. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna stand still
I'm gonna aim kind of slightly up so that everybody knows I'm not dangerous and he runs by literally within
Quarter of a second. I mean, I bet he didn't even fully register that I was a real person
He could have mistaken me for a bush with how little he looked at me
Ryan by me look left one second shot. I'm dead. He was just scab. I'm a scab. I was so pissed
I was so past. Oh my God. I was so fast. I had so many good keys. So many good keys
But let me tell you that only to me like 20 minutes on streets
So I think we may go to streets and do all the what we just hit a streets when I hit all the filing cards
We might get like a ton of keys. I
Have and I'm not getting a hundred streets quest. So I'm down. Okay. Let's do one customs
You have located and obtained the suitcase with the device on customs pharmacist. I
Already did that
Is that three is that one 14? Yeah, one 14 one 14. I do have the key. Yes, sir
You have located to pay the terror group shipment list on customs shipment tracking
I mean, that's why the keys were full screen for a second so I can see it and I can
I have this here right there. Oh, yeah, so I can push you to take a small window. You're a small window. I'm so sorry
This one here should be tracking you keep that
Tracking no no key for that. That's in the new area
Okay, so I mean then I'll do pharmacist and then I'll do private club get skiers wallet
And then what about this one look at the secret expert on customers is that just ZB 012 or ZB was the one three or one of them
What is that?
That's that is I think that's the one that is between
Mechanic shop mechanic shop and old gas
The GB zero one three the 100 stronghold. Yeah, no, no, no the other one. Oh
The green flare
I'll show you I'll take you there I'll take
Um
The one between all the warehouses how many subjects I have to give for the item well as he's like five right much
I don't know I've gifted you get the you get a cooler
You get a wallet and you get a dog tag case all with cool skins on them and
By watching today's stream you will be getting dropped so make sure everybody link you
you twitch account to your Tarkov account.
Are you talking about the cooler from Yeager?
Yes, you get a free cooler.
Oh my God, dude, holy shit.
That's actually kinda huge.
And it's red, and it's red.
Usually the top really is cold skinned.
Diarrhea, that is actually kinda massive.
That's actually kinda massive.
That's actually kinda massive.
That's, I'm actually, I'm doing about,
I'm gonna do that myself.
I'm assuming.
And again, you don't have to get,
you don't have to give subs,
there's regular drops as well.
There's regular drops.
The regular drops, yep.
You get both, I'm just watching tonight.
Oh, let's do this, yeah, let's get in there, let's get in there.
Oh, chat's saying it only holds drinks, no food.
That's the difference.
You know, they had to add a little bit of Aves in there.
Yeah, they actually splashed a whole bit of Aves.
I thought it was no worth it, I think, right?
100%.
That still makes sense.
All right, okay, all right, let's do it.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Let's do it, let's do it.
All right, let's ride.
Oh, no, is it oh, I'm anyone is not permanent. You know anything about that
No, no, I don't know I do about that. So I mean I would think
Well, yeah, at least I probably lasted till the end of the white, which is like probably like many many months from now
Yes, yeah
Yeah, it's not gonna disappear once the drops are over you'll have them for the rest of what I mean where it isn't permanent
and then you get it back after each wipe.
I mean, I'm really gonna die.
That's true.
She's said it's permanent.
Oh, geez, geez, absolutely.
I can not, look at this.
That's a huge, that's a huge match.
I'm gonna message Apple and check with him.
He's probably gonna answer.
This is like probably the best drops they've ever done ever.
I mean, I might be able to inform,
but if that's permanent, that's got,
am I right or no?
That's gotta be the best shot
I don't know if you've ever
seen it, but I'm not in his
permanent best the best buy
drops for sure because the only
other one was the streamer
item stash case. And to be
honest, that one was. Not that
good. I like you see it. The
purple one. I like you see it.
I
Personally I'm wrong and the extract is right here P. Oh fantastic fantastic either we had to go get
What would you do excuse what one thing?
Gears wallet which we're right next to I
I need to go to dorms and plant this whatever the much zippo and
Then you need to go to
114 also dorms. Let's go dorms real quick. Okay. Also. I need three water items found in rain. Oh wait, is that what water items?
Yeah, so I'm drinking water items a tricky one tricky water items
Picky water
Picky we're drinking water
Picky water items. I want you to know P. Yeah
that I have not taken my medicine all day today.
And I waited until you got on to even dabble.
And let me tell you something, I have paid the consequence.
I mean, I have been, my pussy has been ran through
by every girthy man that I've come across in this game.
You lucky dog.
You lucky dog.
What, get the puppy, get the, have you popped it?
Oh
Pop that tail of methamphetamine
Is that better that's perfect. Yeah, that's perfect. I got the purple legs. I got the purple legs. I
Was gonna think there are there are people in here potentially on second floor, maybe
That's what's what's I'm just gonna do a little bit of light
Are you right? They would see
We'll go again so we can vote for you multiple people
Up front
Where they go that actually might not be people that might be the boss and his crew
Usually might be that one guy think a lot of shots you hear how many footsteps that was the one by the garbage can
Yeah, potentially
I'd reshuffle a lot today, so I wouldn't add it
Oh, I'm gonna take a little peep. I'm gonna take a little peep. I'll let you know. Oh
They're out the force are these real people
Right next to the ice you said
We just passed it
I
See some suspicious about that besides some suspicious. I don't know
No, no about that. Do you like what we're running? We just right there's me running
All the way at the third I look down second it looked okay
Gotcha
Oh, wait, okay, you come on like one one for a quick march
absolutely it's on it's in two-story if you across oh wait hold on before you
that then hold on I've got the secret little key I've got a secret little key
here for to be a salute I'm gonna have to turn this week if you walk in that room
I'll fucking tell you I'll fucking literally kill you I don't get I don't
get to take a gander if I see you reached out if I see those fingers move and I'm
I'm literally gonna love my Maggie in your mouth, I'm gonna love my Maggie in your mouth.
You're not going to give a goop a bite.
Yeah, I'm a small bite, but I'm in the trenches.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What'd you find?
What'd you find?
What'd you find?
You're coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm gonna lock into the second one
Blake RFID to two to break on a fighting card
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness you how much does Blake RFID console for now
Don't know. I don't know you got you got that I'll take this red key card. We'll call it even
You're not leaving this door until I find out if you're joking
Automatic green lunch from strong horn
I was like six of them all landing perfectly at the same time.
No, I don't know what.
Triple check, triple check, quadruple check.
I don't know where.
I'm going to do it again.
This is the way to see the diamonds.
You also got this sweet ragman figurine.
Okay, they're all saying big quick. Let's I think we're good. I think we're good
When you see the big ones in the line access that means you've got everything you got everything you're in the clear
You're in the clear you're in the clear
Thanks guys, I'm gonna leave us. Thanks for being so stupid
Is that you a dirt oh
Yeah, for sure player sure
Oh
Well hold on now sir stop you moving stop you jiggling around okay?
Alright fucking way
What okay you can keep jiggling if it's that big of a deal to you
I didn't know that that would be the the straw that broke the cameras back, but I
All right, all right, okay, I permit you a couple jiggles and you can just jiggle around a little red
We want to be lovers not fighters
Oh shit, oh shit, okay, oh, okay come on up come on up. I gotta take this is a good manly shit
I got you. We went is this good mainly wait. What's the hit radiation on yours? What's the hit radius?
What's it what's the radius on your thing?
Okay, let me swap this out for this one. I got poop I got poop crap. Oh
You see why do this young man?
Don't does the trick are you ready?
Three, two, one
Come get him!
Oh my god!
Come on, come on, come on
I can't get him!
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
Fuck yeah!
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Gotcha.
Give the bugleer a challenge, Bats.
You see that?
Besides that,
that is how a group of does it.
That is how a group of does it.
This guy had M855A1
in every bag
with M856A1
out of the mag.
Really?
Yeah, come check this rig right here. Oh my god. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Oh, shit. I need that cowboy hat. Wait, one second.
Honestly, I've just got my SPA for now. I'll buy another one. Those are cheap. Those are cheap.
Let me see. Let me see. I can grab it for you.
It deletes when I try. It'll be pretty hard to... pretty hard to...
Rats, rats.
realize he had a bigger backpack I would have been able to definitely keep it 100% if I had just waited two
more seconds to see what was on the ground oh my goodness gracious oh my goodness gracious
Oh, this guy probably went a water test this guy probably went a water test. I mean five
But what does this guy do with I mean five five a one?
You also had a you also had a you see this voice of level four rig or sorry level four armor on the ground
What was his name was it mr. Enhancer oh my god own seven in the chat for mr. Enhancer
I was a good man! That was a fine man! A man of veracity!
Of determination! Of goals!
He shot out the complete...
incredulous, incredulous, incredulous.
Wow, wow, wow. You wanna grab his armor right here?
Where's your armor at?
On the ground.
Oh yeah, oh my, oh my, I got giga beef?
Oh shit, I'm eating it! I don't know, I don't know, oh shit, oh shit!
Did you eat it boss?
I thought I was double clicking it to inspect it.
I didn't know it was actually eatable. I've never even seen that item before.
I wanted to see what it was.
Sells for 40k.
A group of like me can use 40k.
I cannot believe that is happening.
I'm actually fucking pissed. I am pissed. I am pissed.
Alright, yeah, you go ahead to the armor. I can't take it. I can't take it.
You really wouldn't mind if I take this armor?
Go ahead, go ahead and beat my gas! Beat my gas! Beat my gas!
Thanks, P. Thanks, P.
But it was tasty, though. No, that's the worst part.
Isn't I cancelled the eating animation, so I didn't even eat it and just disappeared.
All right, we gotta go to 114.
Okay, okay, 114, you got it.
Fucking...
Wait, swap the rig.
Oh, yeah, wait, wait, let me swap the rig out real quick.
Yeah.
What do you do to the starts to do?
What do you think it was?
Oh, fantastical, fantastical.
Do you need the...
What?
I'll grab this for you.
The Shemalska or the, uh, Ragnar?
No, I know I know I got I got I got smart somebody they call me mister
Are you ready to have this make sure you don't have a quest out of four. No, I
Want to sit down for the night. Okay, cool. Go on. I'm gonna make sure
She missed a window she
I'd see Fawcete, speedfitchelink.
Oh.
Fuck him.
Oh, all that on top of the mushroom key that I did.
Oh my goodness, this is the biggest red.
This is the biggest red.
You wouldn't happen to have 206 would you?
I do not have 206.
I
We need to shoot this barrel
Are you going?
Red Blaster
Why would you do that?
I tried to say
You tried to kill us
I think we lost our key cards in our bottle
Did you do it?
I
Really put didn't work it. Let me uh, let me take care of a bunch. Stay back. Oh wait. I just don't need either they're all next to you
I don't got the best bullets follow some
they all dead list yeah I think so good work
should be good if she grab for the quest I've already done that question it's you
Who has another question, boss?
Nope, I got that one done today.
Oh, okay, I'll take it.
We'll A-V-20, very nice, very nice.
Okay, you'll pay us.
My pieces are prepared.
No, I say we, oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where are they?
Where are these planes at?
Is that over my piece, sorry?
Any bushes?
No, no, no, and the bushes outside.
I have an idea.
What's that?
Let's,
wait.
Is that a loot?
We gotta loot a little bit, we gotta loot.
Sure, I have a little bit here and there.
Three key cards with my net worth times a hundred in my butthole.
I'm good on them.
It doesn't matter if you die, you still keep those.
And your butthole.
Wait, is your purpose walled with House 17?
Yeah, yeah, we don't go over there.
That's another raid for sure.
I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it real quick.
Yeah, I haven't done 114.
Wait.
You're gonna lock 114?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, hold on.
So you don't want to loot,
but you're gonna go to the cross?
You watch.
All right, so we did crack today.
Wait, should we do, wait, should we?
Got it.
Should we go do the other question?
I doubt it's that dangerous.
There's no way it's that dangerous.
And should we just whip it up real quick?
Get it done, yeah?
Up to you whatever you think
Flow state I don't want to mess that up
Leave leave leave leave you fool leave leave reset leave
Extract leave leave leave leave you suck extract leave
So that I have heard the people
Get greedy
Drive
Follow me discharge. We must get the place done. There's no option. There's no time for yielding
What I am overweight and fat
No, not in the game P in the game. I know not
So it's right for me
One shot one
You should I had to eject I'm not overweight or fat
I thought I had a green flyer by the way.
Stay foster boys. Stay vigilant.
I'm approaching warehouse 17 as we speak.
Okay.
Warehouse 17 doors open. I'll clue you.
I
Think we're house everything I
Saw you do this on your stream earlier, so I think I know what is in person another clue
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty easy to find
Watch I see that people
I'll get that checked out. Maybe go. Oh, it's gonna come. It's gonna be it
Huge level 35 PVC. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god LVND mark. What is this? Is this a streamer? Oh
My god
Quick magazine quick magazine
You by the way we hide she's over here is on that stairwell on the left side. Am I the right room area?
Yeah
Yeah
I'm wrapping them up punch. I'm wrapping them up like Christmas presents over here one by one
One by one, they fall!
One by one, they fall!
Good work, boys! Good work!
Here we go.
I'll pack them. I'll pack them.
Just a little bit of light taste for looting.
They taste for very light.
Oh my gosh, I was muted the whole fucking time, bro!
Oh my god! What the hell?
Do you remember whenever I killed those two players and then you took credit and looted them both?
yes there that's what I'm at that's what I'm at yeah yeah that's what you're
looking for I swear I swear an AI scab with a backpick that was literally one
out of six more now I would say it's full of ass diarrhea it was full it was
full damn it's that'll happen that'll happen one PSC bullets score
I
Don't we proceed now we proceed
Somewhere in this area
Got it I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I want the way out. All right
It's after a little bit more light piece for looting just to take big one just to take
Oh so much big here so much big here.
All right.
I can't see me.
One, two, one, one, two, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, two, one, two, balance.
I have just crossed the train tracks.
Fantastic.
Oh, I'm not too far ahead.
Should I take a light snack?
Just a quick snack?
A quick nibble?
This is famishing work.
This is famishing work.
Let me just...
I can't drink.
Wait, I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do just a light drink.
A light taste drink.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
What?
I need to open a random quit.
I just got a legs and a nose scope.
Holy crap, holy shit.
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First raid of the day
This crate right here, this is the move right here this straight this crate right here. This is the one this is the move
You do this one where ever this is that box right there. That's the move. That's that's the big one
That's the big one. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. You're you're not lying
I'm not like I got legs and it also go from that one crate. I swear it. I swear. It's just not just now
I just made for the whole night one rain
No way
Dude you can you can actually sell it because you already have the other one for the quest
Yeah
By the way, the only reason I wouldn't sell it is because I think that flea market prices
might go higher, but I feel like for the last two or three months they haven't.
So I just sell it to the Amist or so I wait for the flea to see if it goes higher than
600,000.
So here's my only opinion.
I feel like a vast majority of people are going to keep the one that they already started
with.
The only people who aren't are the ones who are down bad.
And let's be honest with ourselves, do we really think people who suck so bad they have
the southern Lennox are gonna be around to buy the Lennox. No. No, you're right. I'm
going to sell them. Well, let me just tell you, if Lennox is going to 2 million, I am
circumcising myself and moving to New Zealand. It's what you know that this is a full on
threat. This is a real threat. Completely valid response to a decision like that going
I'm going to be at the extract.
Going through the hole in the wall right now to get there.
I just passed all gas station.
Oh, guys, what are you boys?
Yeah, you shouldn't see me.
Because you look at the extract.
I am a double superstition.
Going back somewhere so nice, I have to do it too.
Nice.
So, what's the problem?
So nice, I might have to do it twice, so nice, I might have to do it twice, how do I get
stuck going through that hole, don't worry Mr. Perpetit animated, I will make sure I
will be his guardian angel.
copying ducky from land before time with us what is that I'm copying you
you're copying the duck by the way I completely forgot where I was
I left the raid
Nobody deal nobody deal. I'm always back. I'm a hatred accent right now sweet gun. What is this that the MPX?
So I told you I built this before I went on stream. It's really cheap. This is gonna be my kind of choice for today
It's really cheap. It's it's about I think 200 all in
Is that including ammo?
Um, no, but PST Amble is extremely cheap.
I purchased 720 of it for 68,000 rubles.
Oh wow.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So that's the old, that's the ump back in the day.
Yeah, that's-
Back when you could buy good ump ammo.
Yeah, and what I did was I just added a few select items
and I kept the defaults to keep the price down.
So I measured out how much like,
say, the compare would be for economics and recoil and stuff.
And so it's real cheap and it's just real nice.
It's got 72.65 ergonomics 38 vert. Can you blast that wall real quick? Just so I can see I got you. Yeah
Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh, it's 200 all in 200 all in
Tc-8000 for 720 bullets
Yes, it's a real simple bill. I only added a couple items like
that was a big raid excellent
great oh my god that was genuinely
probably more money than I've made and
every raid I've played since the start of
my you heard that the one raid he
plays with hutch and he just you know
it's alright you're welcome Pete you're
You're welcome, you guys haven't been having a bad day.
So I'll go ahead and just pretend like this is something.
Thank you so much, Mr. Heights.
I couldn't have done it without you.
Woo.
Oh my goodness, it was getting drafty in there,
but then when you block the door all wind sees to exist,
I thought we were just going to float away.
That house is very light, but when you walked in,
You really stapled it to the ground.
I appreciate that, Ms. Nautz.
You have saved me today.
You have made me a very rich peanut, a very rich peanut.
Let me see all my goodies.
Ooh, take a look at this, boys.
Take a look at that.
You think me, it hurts me a little.
Cause it's never, it's never something good, you know?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait, hold on, this X-400 is on the wrong side.
This is, I don't know.
It's not really a build build.
I honestly didn't really do a lot.
I only changed the grip out.
I had the RBG, I had the silencer,
but I had the silencer though, not the 9-1,
because that one gives it to its ergonomics,
and I did an MRS.
And that's about it.
That's all I did to it with an X400.
It's real cheap, real good light, real cheap, real good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You see that, boys?
See that?
This is the move early, my friend.
This is the move.
200 all-at, 200 all-at.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm story. Thanks, boss. Thanks
Thanks, boss
Hot still read I
Would kill him I would kill him immediately. No, just we're up to 350k. No, that's that's that's that's also the good part guys
You buy none of this off the flea. This is all from traders to see it the price can't fluctuate
Early build early build early build
We'll see the God please. Oh, I'll give you I'll give you I'll give you a good feed
There you go boys, they won't be good boys. Do you want there it is?
There you are boys. They want to take a big sale last a little longer. It lasts a little longer
hmm about time you find a good guy because you suck all right I'm not gonna
put up with your crap anonymous 71902 I'm not gonna put up with your crap
anonymous 71902 not today do you see that raid I am on top chief I want top
fuck you mr. anonymous 71902 what kind of name is that what kind of name is that
You you idiot, that's a stupid name. I'm probably Russian you're probably a spy
Hi, Mr. Hunter's hunt
Yes, yes, yes
Are you ready to rumble? Yeah, I see let me turn in those things real quick. What did I get?
I got the wallet and the briefcase
I have a good feeling about tonight. He me too. We do me too. We do we do we are going to hit flow
state and we aren't going to slow down you pick up it are you die I pick up it
that's a hundred miles an hour a hundred miles an hour right down the
German highway that doesn't have a speed limit I feel it
let me know if I have to watch these these digs $19 for that card who wants
it. There, there she is. There she is. Wait, what constitutes as drool? Wait, hold on.
Drinking water? Wait, is that specifically talking about the actual... Oh, the Autobahn.
the other one. Is that time only specifically the drinking water bottle? That's kind of
stupid. I don't have any drink maligned up. James says, perhaps perhaps perhaps. Oh, Mr.
Oh, Mr. Atlas, what's with this wicked man, good man!
Thanks, Mr. Atlas, we'll see you tomorrow.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, hmm.
Yeah, I think that's talking about just the regular water.
Might include the aquamarys.
Well, what do you know about that, Hugs?
Is it just the regular water,
but it'll just include the aquamarine stuff.
Ah!
Thank you, Ty.
Oh, boss.
Oh
Yeah, yeah luck brick actually does affect like I didn't stop it
Telling you I think it died. Oh no
No, it does not usually I just found in a regular box
Yes, and I have found absolutely jack dick
Well, maybe we got the same perk. Maybe you also have the ugly and fat perk
You got the no arms and legs perk whose words I can fix my jackass
Have you ever seen Robocop idiot?
I can be gone Robocop peanut cop peanut Robocop
You can do nothing
I'll be roll around and look like shit
Let me grab a couple more goodies and there was to do a lot in there. All right. All right
It's not Terry. We can't carry each other apart while we're winning. That's right. That's right only when we're losing to make it way worse
Exactly, it's real labs
I don't have a card. I don't have a car. You say you have a card. I'll have a card
Oh, wait, we need a loyalty level three with their visiting to my wife
I'm still loyalty level two. Yeah, I'm still have it went to factory and grab my damn note. Yeah off that body
Well, you know what we can you can do that alone. What's uh, what's I stopped playing with you?
Let's figure out what let's figure out what what we need to do. Let's see
hmm what was one moment from this bad if you were crossing the street and reach
your little peanut nub out for a hand because you needed help and you felt
scared I'd punch you across the street like a little football and I wouldn't
feel bad about it I feel like your leg would feel bad about it the next day
that sounds like the most movement you've done in a decade.
Uh, let me see here.
Let me go on.
Let me go ahead and take a look at what we've got.
Every time you talk, it looks like a chicken's ass is profusely shitting.
All right.
Okay.
Well, that was just that was over the line.
That was uncalled for.
All right.
I don't even have a bottle for that, but that was that was not nice.
That is not nice.
Okay.
That is very nice.
It's very nice.
You cannot say the things you said to me and expect me not to come back swinging.
You can come back speaking you came back with the with the with the nuclear football
Yeah, you're right
So we go. Oh, yeah, I got wet job wet job part two
eagle eye
Health tip. Well, no that requires you don't have less to your six. Do you?
No
Yeah, I don't have you done fishing gear yet wait
Wait, wait.
Okay.
No, I don't.
Have you done fishing gear yet?
I've done fishing gear.
What will you play at the Antar,
the leather multi-tool on the beach?
Yes.
Have you done eagle eye yet
where you get the two UAVs on shoreline?
Yes.
Have you done wet job part two
where you locate the fishermen's dwelling
on shoreline and mark his table?
Yes.
Do you want to do them again?
Are you asking me if I want to do
exact same thing I just asked you to do and you told me to eat shit and die?
Oh no this is vastly different this is your thing was quick and would be not inconvenient.
This is highly inconvenient and will halt your process for probably half an hour.
Very different yes very very different.
Fuck it I'm in.
Alright let's ride.
Let's do this.
Hell yeah.
Oh you might untie my multi-tool.
What a moment!
Multi, multi, multi tool, multi, multi tool.
Here we are.
I don't know what he said he
said he got delayed by something I
probably still the second pot pie
when he was making his day
his favorite dinner.
Feeding the homeless.
Walking grandpa off the street.
Jerking off grandpa
feeding the homeless.
Yes.
There's a lot of things that could have
gotten caught up in.
I'll text you right now.
Let's see.
Yeah, true very true feeding the geese. Yeah feeding geese feeding geese
Not played with lemon today, Pete. Yeah, I was there and
I'm not gonna lie to you best he's ever played. I know I
Heard about it killed like two guys or three guys. I was gonna sit back on my phone
But I heard the he was going crazy. Oh, that's right. Oh, Joe
Thank you.
I
Wish I'd go to the island I'm gonna print the thing out of the table
follow me boys, follow me boys
little people
gotcha
little shoppin shoppin
Hmm
Maybe do an 80s
Rock music, please fortune son 80s rock music
Right that the hunches is fortunate son is that 80s rock?
Hmm, I think it was in the 80s. Yeah
Oh
Those are the 60s. Hey, Fortress Sun is that many years old really?
Holy Gingo
Whoo, people are still getting mad at me for switching up that song guys just a quick reminder
I don't own Sony entertainment. All right
It's not really up to me. It's not really up to me. That'd be lovely if I did
That'd be lovely if I did, but unfortunately I don't.
Why not? I just haven't gotten around to it.
Busy schedule. Very busy schedule I have.
I was going down there, P. I'm currently laying in a bush, tactically waiting.
Oh, fantastic. I'm almost done planting the doozy.
I'm almost done planting the doozy.
Also, I think I found my favorite looking gun in the game.
What does that mean?
Like it just looks cool.
What is it?
It's the Scar-
L.
556, within...
Oh, there's a guy near me.
Oh!
Give him, give him, give him steel!
Oof!
Put that right there.
Grab that bad boy, put this right there, THEN!
We-
Oof!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I had to come back, where you at, boss?
I should be dealing with that guy.
Mr. Rex, I'm a fast reader. I'm a fast reader.
I'm a very fast reader. I'm very good at reading.
Very good at reading. That's how I read so fast. That's how I read the chat.
Very good reader I am.
Whoo, yeah cat the hat. I read it 50 times in preparation for this dream
renaissance ham a hundred times. I even have a coloring book that I packed aside. Oh
My gosh waiting for you. I'm on cheese this hot me. Are you serious? Where are you? Where are you?
I'm up here. I hear you. I'm right here. Do you right? I
Just got this
No, the what?
No, no, no, no, it's not like, ah, no.
No, you can talk about that.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
It sounded like, um,
ah, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, I know what you're talking about,
but you're talking about?
Not that strong.
No, okay.
No, no, no, that goes,
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not that strong.
No, that's different.
You know, that, no, you think of another song,
you think of the Justin Bieber song.
goes
Okay, I'm glad we cleared that up.
What? But should we go check if Mr. Sandy Bussy's over here so we can clock his ass?
I do need to kill Sandy Bussy. I would love to.
Remember it's sand, so it doesn't really matter who kills him.
You want to hold hands so I will run in there?
Oh my god. We'll fall into the flowers.
the door so much. Let me see. I'm that sucker. You threw it four fucking feet. What's that
going to check? People four feet in front of us, idiot. Yeah, you look like a pretty
big idiot right now since I was four feet in front of us look like a pretty big fool
yeah yeah yeah I guess you're right
who's the four now my safe bitch oh I forgot about that we see who sees a
money big money big money big money big money it'll stop some lils big money
Oh
Come on boss, we gotta get up. We were we going again
um
You guys do I gotta get wait. Oh, I gotta go. I wait. I gotta go hit this UAV
Then we gotta go to the shoreline to play this stuff. Yeah
All right, let me see what I have
All of you
the couch is where the nothing fuck the horse what you actually do you horse that
one quest from that you know sexy guy I'll get the next horse you get that
horse keep your eyes peeled you watch I'm doing we are making progress I'm
a bit too sweet right now as long as we keep not diet and stuff we'll be with
it will be will be will be back says at no time
that's disgusting oh right or news to me news to me news to me
nice job where you at gather okay i'm coming
i'm heading over to the uav and then i'm gonna head back down to the sewer line
to plant my stuff but that's it it's probably a little
Fiske you have a scope on your gun. I do not because mr. Sandy, but she is probably there or
Two big girthy gentlemen
Swaggin come on
Yeah, oh, it's always here. Oh, this is open. It's always here. It was here
We got a move
We're doing things for a little bit you should be okay
anyone who opens that one is probably instantly running to go up and up the
second one very too very good you come out yep okay I back down to the show
follow me by you don't need the second one oh no but it makes more sense go to
the show they go back up and then leave the road to Kosovo yeah I dig right
but oh I don't think so because we were into this side of the map instead of
going to a straight line in the cross and let's go for this tour let's go for
the July I'm saying I've read the numbers it's way quicker
it's way quicker go through the middle of the map instead of twice four times I
trust me I'm ran the numbers it's way quicker it's way quicker now this is
solid as fuck you think I'm really getting word over here from my number
runners that this is way better
hey boys they take the numbers and put it good
yep
that's all my bungalows sound like
my bungalows sound like plate though and sacratese and that statue guy with his
fist on his head
one specific guy who said he ran the numbers that shoe sounds like that
he ran the numbers the numbers don't lie
yeah boss I ran the numbers
that's what it sounds like
G BAM!
G look at that!
If we had done you a stupid ridiculous plan, it's so ridiculous!
We would be dead by now!
We would be dead!
But now that we are doing my genius plan,
my well-thought-out plan with my number guide double checking it!
Chad, this is just another one of those spots where literally the entire BAP can kill us.
Just in case anyone was wondering.
Ooh!
Now get there and you can get that.
Uhhhh...
Yeah, it's a little deep, it's a little deep.
Oh, full of ganda.
Oh, oh, not too shabby.
I got a couple of heels, a couple of heels.
Not too shabby, boys, not too shabby.
I keep your eyes peeled, keep your head ugly.
Please hire a translator when playing with Hale Billy Hodge.
I'll continue to worry.
I'll look into one.
I'll go on indy.com or whatever that one is.
Rabbit.com.
Oh, yes you got it.
I do.
There's a guy next to the bus.
I
Actual player no, it's a scavenger
Barbers only dot-com. That's what it is
Oh
Not even a scratch really watch your back while you're down there
Okay, I just got the dr. J. Go thing. I can't run for the rest of the raid
Fantastic fantastic worry at least you're lucky. Oh
Hey, oh
Fantastic fantastic. Oh my god. I'm just lucky. I'm lucky. I'm all I have to be
Top three words worst decisions we ever made right?
I just got West 219
Is that a big one?
Quest 219, unknown.
Is that a big one?
Is that a big one?
I mean, that is big.
Oh, nice.
Oh!
That's that luck quirk.
That's that luck quirk right there.
Why am I not bleeding anymore?
Because I'm getting lucky.
Wait, I'm running with a fresh wound.
I'm not bleeding.
Where the hell are you going? Go play your stuff.
Wait. Oh yeah, good thinking.
Wait, let me just take a quick peek to the safe.
Just a quick taste for people.
Oh my god!
Let's get the boot right of me.
Put it in the bottle.
Oh my goodness.
I got it. No, you don't do it too much.
I got it.
Then you're done.
Good, good, good.
I'm in a bush waiting for you to return.
Watch both of the safes.
Me, me, me?
Nothing, Gavius?
Nothing, Bryce?
Nothing, too, Bryce?
Aw, nothing!
I'm getting rich up here, besides, wow!
Did you miss out?
Woo!
Wow!
Did you miss out, besides, so bad this is not coming down here.
Huge, huge group over here, huge group.
Enough to pay off many, many debts!
Generational wealth.
like what I got too many things I can't even name him too many things a
a latex five red key cards
if you do
ten billion dollars.
Look at you.
You're so jealous, you're so jealous.
You were the bogey.
It's still over there.
I see, I see, OK.
They say you've got to be smarter than a boat find the boat.
So they say, so they say, so they say.
I heard I heard I give me give me oh thank God they sort the time thank goodness
I'm so you take like 20 seconds beer there. This is the last we had to do
That's bigger than a boat
Oh, yeah, the last UAV you why we just hit the last UAV before we came down here you idiot
Just genuinely holding me back. He's genuinely just holding me back
I'm going all the way to the top of the back of the other UAV
Call of some people the gall of some people
Are you fucking me right now? I
Wish these I wish
Don't you get me? Oh, don't you get me?
This would be like a stash here oh
I guess, I guess no, I guess that's never existed.
They'll still sit in this bush, keep an overwatch.
I'm a covered barge, I'm a covered reed.
They'll sit in this bush.
What specifically was?
What specific was?
When you run across the bridge.
Yeah.
Right in that bush.
Okay, are you not here anymore?
No, no, no, I am across the bridge in a bush. I'm across the bridge. I'll see you in bushes.
Right here. Where? On the bottom. Look at the bottom level. Where?
There I am. There he is. That's my friend over there. That's a go.
I
Did the good you're here we get some serious loot let's go check people in the peep never heard anyone
I
Would check nineteen never be so late parade. Everyone's gonna be gooped up. I'll be slow. That's true
minimize the running
Guys, you can't really run that much not bleeding anyways
There you go. I think Dr. Jekyll might have been a good thing for you. Really?
Now, why is you're an idiot. Oh, oh, I had considered that. Oh, no. Very wise, very wise.
Thank you, besides very wise. No goons. I can do that. No goons.
I
Double-a battery
Do shabby
Please I keep going north you do not I'll keep I'll go grab the UAV
Yeah, that's what boys don't see I'm telling you
I think my vitality or whatever my skill has reduced the significance of Dr. Jacob.
I just ran a full stamina bar and it didn't reopen.
Oh, okay, well.
Hold on a minute.
Oh, I'm guessing things are okay.
Yeah, okay, right at the end, if I had stopped even half a second sooner, that statement
would have been true.
That statement would have been true.
What happened?
What was the other thing that happened?
Well, the bleed open the bleed open. Okay. Got it. All right. Thank goodness. I've had some advantages
You
Nice besides those over 210 that's big money. That's big that's big chips
I'm rich a little dip on your tip dip on your tip I also I got my last cigarette
I'm making bank over here. I saw you like 10 cigarettes. No easy boy
I move I just ran a false bottom stamina again and no
Know what
then. So what, Pete? Sorry.
That's a monster. I mean, it's a Serbia. Okay.
We're next time I'm gonna try stopping right before the end of
the seven of mine.
Okay, all right, this is the dumbest thing ever. Okay, I have
figure out what causes it. You can sprint for however long you want, but as soon as you
stop sprinting, it reopens. No way that's how it's coded. That's how it's coded. I swear,
look, I'm gonna sprint for one second. Oh, reopen. Just reopen. You can sprint for as
long as you want. That's honestly kind of a bonus. You get a full sprint in, then you
You just have to, well, it's a bonus knowing how it works, but it doesn't make it any less
too good.
Yeah, zesty, zesty.
Yeah, we, oh, that means if you popped like an ST6 and you just kept running forever,
it would never reopen.
So if you remember like really an intense battle, you just kind of popped one of those
bad boys run forever.
Just ignore it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my gosh.
I'm already doing it. I'm already doing near it. I'm going directly toward it
That is my one and only goal
You are so lucky I just ran out of energy and I don't have any food so you're gonna be me
Time to get reds time to give the reds
Don't we have you found any of your allergies yet? No, no, I don't know what they are. I don't mean either dude
I'm getting nervous. What if we rolled the exact same ones? I bet we did. I did get a sense of them
I don't think it's just random random random. I think there's like sense
You think we got the same set? Well, I think we did get the same set do we would know by now at least one thing
We're gonna do
I mean the least it's not water like some losers
so
How ridiculous.
How ridiculous.
How ridiculous.
I took a nice tc sip of water.
Something something was cannot even fathom.
Mm-hmm.
Unbelievable.
And follow me again.
We have, besides we have.
I'm walking through the forest looking for that crate.
What about you?
I'm on the road past the forest to the left of the crate.
your lab. I'm running right towards it as we speak, right now.
Yep, I'm here right now. I'm at the grade. You can probably fuck off.
I'm not defending your position and I will be eluding the crate directly next to you.
Hopefully they will attack you first and I will be the survivor.
Oh, it's a good quick good quick guy down the road. Oh, it is
You're gonna burn in hell for that I hope you know that you're gonna burn it out for that
Stop take all this shit
Help I got caught up I got caught up some how
Now I will take all the shit. Ha! Take yonder, fool. Take yonder!
Your bag's gonna fill up, your bag's gonna fill up, and I'm gonna be ready. Your bag's gonna fill up, and I'm gonna be so fucking ready for this shit.
My chichaco. My beans.
No, no, no. I got the chichaco.
Oh, no!
You running out of room? Don't grab the wrong stuff. You don't even need that. You don't even need what you just grabbed.
need what you described.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Hunch!
You're an asshole! You stole that!
You did the thing with the trick with the guy down the road! That's mine!
What?
You tricked me!
You cheated! You cheated!
You're a liar!
I cheated!
I cheated!
I cannot leave that. I want you to know I will remember this. I will remember this. I will remember this. I will remember this. I will remember this. I will remember this. That was deceitful. That was your liar and a cheat.
You're not deserve that. That is mine.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
I want you to know, I want you to know, when you are your most vulnerable moment, when you believe that nothing, nothing in the world could ever go wrong.
You have won the day. You have seized it. You are victorious. You are on top of the world.
I will be there to snatch it away from you in a moment's notice when you'll be helpless to fight my whimsy and control I
Cannot believe that's happened. I cannot believe that's happened. Oh my god, you're over there playing checkers
I'm playing chess. I actually have the doctor. Loobo beans right after left with dr. Loobo beans. I'm actually one thing
There was actually very next time in the case was not
So, that is interesting.
Let me ask you this one. It popped up, because we were both, like, we were both just grabbing the good stuff at that moment.
But it popped up.
What it feel like when I grabbed it from your little meat balls.
Yo, I thought for a certain I got it, because I was hovering right over it. I clicked it immediately.
I was clicked, bro. I was so clicked.
Oh, God, it feels good.
You're going to hell. You're a bad man, you're going to hell.
ridiculous ridiculous you see that you
should treat us you should treat us
oh yes true pre buff I would not have
grabbed that first what's pre-buff
Don't you take me to look away?
You know you know you know you're going to have that right?
You'll be down there with Saddam Hussein and Satan and others
You'll be down there in the trees. I hope that's worth it
I hope that's worth it you said of events. I hope it I hope I hope I hope that that is worth eternal damnation
I hope it was I hope it was
Hell yeah, bro. We're getting so much done.
I know, I've only been shooting for an hour or 20 minutes
and I think I have like eight quests done.
Well, I think eight, right?
Is it eight?
And how many did you finish all of yesterday?
Not many.
Not many, boss.
A lot.
Oh.
Making progress.
We're making progress, Mr. Young.
We're making progress.
Two or three for activities.
more this one see the last few days well the first day I only got you guys put
that perspective the first day I streamed for 13 hours I did 21 quests used it
hey it's a question saying that's insane I'm cooking I am cooking on fire
let's do let's do
I see I see those streets. Let's do a little bit of streets down. Yeah, I mean any target with heads up to your 12 gates
Not gonna streets. I might do that. Oh my oh my god
What that's point two five to peacekeeper
That is very huge. I have even better news what we both have that quest
You should have another quest that's kill
Scabs with an AR on streets as well. So we can knock both of them out. Well, we're good
Well, you know, you're one of those at a time. Oh, you also have to locate utilize combined. Do you mean kill come on with a job?
I got that as well. I
Think it's worth the challenge
Yeah
Also, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we could also eliminate any target wearing a bummer beanie and rayman tips or glasses
on season talk off it's actually the same amount of kills it's 15 so we wear
that and we use a shotgun move what we'll knock out both question the exact
same time we think that's what you like man 40 what are you saying what are you
saying right man has a point two five questions well called dandy's it's a
limited any target we're wearing a bomber beanie and ravens it's a
conservative like that's what you talk about which if we do that at the same
got to be usually shotgun that's point two five a ragman and point you by the
peacekeeper and one foul swoop let's do it now here's the question why are we
going real gun with this or are we just doing shotgun only runs um I feel like
we should bring a real gun just because we have the bomb of beanie and the
Raven sunglasses and we have to come on your demand agreed I'm gonna literally
bring the exact same kid in just with a shocker. We get the Ray Bench. Let me get the all ready.
This is kind of expensive. This is kind of expensive. We're gonna have to kind of
support a bomber beanie, bro. The glasses are 70 K. Oh, way.
We need to be 153. You know, it's, is it Ray Bench? That's what we're getting.
The Ravens hipster reserve glasses exactly
Okay, you know what sucks about this as well. Oh
Is that these sunglasses I believe are still bugged?
We're gonna show the shadowing. Oh
We fight anywhere in a dark area, and we peek our face. They're gonna see them eyeballs
You know, that's a massive one.
Freak out of you, big bitch, freak out of you.
Well, yeah, we hate you.
We did, but our moms make us hang out with you
to make you feel better about yourself.
Oh, well, once we all killed that one hooker in Las Vegas
two years ago, and we each had to stab her one time
so that we would all be equally guilty for the crime,
and that way none of us would ever tell on each other.
So we kind of have to all hang out with each other
for the rest of life, because if one of us drifts away,
they might be inclined to tell on the other two,
it hurts them as well and then we cut our hands we put them all together so we share blood to pull up that
exactly exactly and i and i and you'd best you'd get more better remember it exactly exactly
because my uncle my uncle's a cop and i'll tell him by the way i got that story from the mentalist
i watched the mentalism for the first time last night and i was that was something i did
Oh, really?
I stole that, I stole that.
I feel like I've seen that show.
I stole that.
I'm giving you leadership so you can buy gimmick.
I have yet to add gimmick.
Got you, got you.
Oh, gimmick, gimmick.
Grab a bomber beanie and a raven sunglasses
and an MP153 shotgun.
We're doing two quests at one time when she's talking on.
Oh, yeah.
Well, okay.
I love to.
I'm so far behind I couldn't stream yesterday because I was seeing the odyssey
Was he good?
It was him. Oh my god. It was so good. It was so good
It was so good
It was absolutely scented later. Whoa
Did it make me want to?
I'll go ahead. I'm a little behind. I'm just a little behind. I'm a little behind
But I will not be joining you with this beanie, but I will I will be a protector
Well, we also have to kill a bond too. So honestly, you can be the caban guy
I'll be the caban guy
That's a good idea
You also send gimmick in for information whenever they shoot him. We know where they are
Yeah, well, oh
Yeah, sure I could do that I'm pretty slippery
Also gimmick you have a very very high bar today. I don't know if you heard
what Legolas Limit is doing today. That's who they're calling him now. Legolas Limit.
Brother I've listed every nine crops up. Every count. Alright don't get used to it.
I know I know but I'm not kidding you brother today 1v2 1v3 wins
I mean I have heard of the legends
I well I saw a bunch of big payments coming out of our PayPal account
I don't think that's too far, man.
She do lines, I told her I guess it was fine
I'm just a day back, was she fine?
I gave her the shoes, she died
I gave her the shoes, she died
I gave her the shoes, she died
I came in at midnight
Bitch, I'ma take it in life
I don't play with no bands
If you call up, we play it for fun
Fuck the bitch, we're a band, we burn
You're not stopping, you know we're your men
I fucked the bitch for a pack
The bitch, she's taking my life
The bitch, what's the point of all that?
Fuck the bitch, she's a back of the carry
Fuck a bitch, I'll let you learn how you're from this combat
Fuck a bitch, I'll let you learn how you're from this combat
You
Oh
You guys ready to rumble
Oh, yeah, let's do it. I'm ready to rumble. Hey, I should be hit these step up. He's
My own cabinet right in front of us real quick
Call the I called lemon gimmick about 15 times today
So I will have to repay the favor to you. You see I could
Yesterday give it when I say 11
what's one the one where I I told everybody that you guys were gay
lovers and then I unbeat my Michael I said right lemon and he had not known
anything that I had previously said and he said that is 100% correct
oh that's perfect I like to give a different story every time really
keep people on their toes oh you have your shotgun
I will try to avoid unless my life is an imminent danger of killing this guy
Also, apparently I did not heal a broken arms.
Well, that'll happen.
That's been marinating for a couple days.
It has been.
It is not healed naturally.
They say broken arms do do that.
Oh! I got Concordia security room key.
I got more cigarettes in this for you.
This is where I found all those keys on my scabbard right here.
Say good ways to party is to kill you. He's that's something good. Oh
No, I just got Concordia 63. Yeah Concordia. That's the one in the garage
Oh my god, that is a good way. Yeah. Yeah
We're about 63. I don't remember
About stair landing key
That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's in the the main building with whatever it's called
Hell yeah, the one where everybody rushes across the street
What about negotiation? I said recording at 34. That's a good one too. That's a good one too. Is recording at 34 good?
Labs key card
Guys, we need some of the numbers. Oh guys, I have a second to see security key if anybody wants it
I
Need everything right now. Oh, I got it. I got it. We're got the cinema. Yes
You know you leave these ones over here so coming together. Oh my god. I got the MBD Academy key. Yes, I've been
Will fuck oh my god. Yeah, MVD is good
We want to loot these fast, don't we?
You get out of here!
You want to loot them fast!
Yes, to the last grade stealing my letex, I used to follow me around and steal all my fucking keys and assholes.
Oh my god, you found a letex key?
He stole a letex from me, literally let me...
I did not steal a letex.
Oh my god.
You mother fucker!
Store manager keys, I got one for you guys, I just got so many keys.
Here, take this one for me, take this one out of here, I got two of these.
trade me I'll trade you I'll trade you I need to go to the corner
there you go
there's this what I don't know
negotiation room oh wait isn't that the one in the
in the long the long building yeah across from the school
I mean it's a good one it's a good key yeah it's a good key
solid key it's not like very nice but it's definitely worth looting
well let's go take a look at the streets I the streets is the map
I've probably I love streets
This is where you get rich
Even a scab run on streets there's no way that PMCs can take all loot there's all guaranteed plenty of loot for everybody
Is she we should finally get it over here? Yes, you had I swear to God if I hear your fat ass stopping on over here
Just do my fucking keys
Hunch get your ass out of here. Oh my god
Find somewhere else to load
is that good? Is that good? Is that good? I don't know if there's any bad ones. There's
not many bad ones on streets. It's just loot on loot on loot on loot. It's alright, it's
Oh, I was gonna talk about directors again guys talk about directors talk about directors
Well, well, we're in we're in the money. Where's the money? Where's the green? We're in the green. Where's the green?
We're in the green
Just a little old splint would you know, I guess I guess
Little tasteful little tasteful
You ever bring splints
No, I do
Except for this time because I was trying to get it quick
Yeah, you know what?
Marty lay, I just popped in here.
He was with the fucker fan contest.
That's Friday, that's Friday.
Oh, your name.
Fancy Splint too.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, just with the doctor.
Yeah, get stagged.
There you go, sir. Thanks, you thank.
Oh, business?
Let's go head on over to the negotiation.
Wait, by the way, do you think you're that pack of cigarettes?
I haven't smoked a cigarette in over ten minutes.
I
May have left in the filing cabinet. Oh, thank goodness. Thank you so much. Thank you so much
Sorry about that boss. Oh, no worries. No worries. No worries
Don't worry
Had an over yard
It's a little beat. Oh, yeah, it's a little bit. Oh the door the left side is open. Is that supposed to be open?
Probably not I don't know
Isn't it random now
That's my flashlight
When I close it, we're not a hot stuff. She's our jet
Well this room doesn't really seem too spicy
I see you know the sponsor that rare key right and it can be good. It's not always good
But there's some good sponsor some hot spots in
Yeah, there's a hundred percent guarantee another negotiation spawns in this building to
Negotiation you talk about the key for that for the thing along that road a good one. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was gonna say that the monsters we kill him. Oh, good person, good person. Oh, I'm gonna start down in a second.
Oh god, I think that's bad. I think it might be a little person. Be careful.
He's over deep.
You see a boss? Yeah, I think it was a Skype. Let's go fucking get us!
Yeah, we need to kill the shotgun. We need to kill the shotgun.
I
I'm not dirty always
Like you are
Also, I heard you own Sony
Blackrock and Vanguard I'm about to start a new war in a third world country on Friday for shits and giggles
I repeat
Mm-hmm
Because we got you in there kill me to come on I
Have two games hold that there's a player holding that I think you don't want to send it. I don't know I
Think there's a player in there and odds. I got you guys
Oh somebody's friend up
I
Players have dead. Oh, oh, dude the playlist cats. I join up. We're gonna have some stream time voice
Yeah
He's watching there. We gotta go. Yeah. We gotta go. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. We watch it once three two one go
Three two one go go every rush toward the entrance
You're a real person!
Fuck it, move your fetish!
Move your fetish!
Woo!
What's up, Bruce?
I'm good.
He's in the left box.
He's in the left green box.
Left green box.
What kind of beef?
Can of beef.
He's a quick can of beef.
Oh, my gosh.
Mm-mm-mm.
Happy your life, boss.
Thanks, boss.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That's just in the left three boxes. We have a scope
No, he's not peeking. I got eyes on it right now. That's what if we all rush either still we can kill all three of us
I'm here and sprinting
Sprint to our left again
We're doing great out there, okay
All right, I'll throw it, but I don't want to run out of here.
No, no, we'll do it at the same time.
We'll do it at the same time.
All right, are we ready?
One second, let me leave this side to you, then I'm ready.
Okay, three, two, one, go!
He's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out.
Chocolate.
Got it!
Oh wait, I forgot to do the chocolate.
All right, you ready?
Okay, all right. Okay, all right.
Let's ride!
And...
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Okay, there you guys.
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
Oh my god, I'm gonna miss again.
Oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I got more grenades.
I'm going.
I got more grenades?
I'm y Sleeping!
They're running! They're trying to keep all the loot for themselves!
Did you come back around?
Watch out! Watch out!
In the container?
I'm in front of you! I'm in front of you!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
I'm right here! I'm right here!
They ran! They ran! They ran!
Let's go get them!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Stop saying go or they're standing behind me!
standing behind me that's how that works I'm the leader I'm the leader I'm the
leader if I die the whole team was
Bob's dead I repeat come on is dead we are captured then guys we are we are we
are given the business it's a month as I said we go to the building to the left
to be on the fighting cabinets.
Do you want boys to get a bunch of keys?
Who's running outside? Who's running outside?
It's a demon, it's a demon!
Shut up! I'm handlein' them!
Yeah, me!
They're running. They're not far. We gotta get them now!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Charge!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh my God!
Everyone's just baiting me. I don't like it.
It's a double dip. There's a guy across the street too.
Oh, I would love to see you do anything!
Just like we do now.
I just got one-sided by a robot 400 meters away.
Where is he? Where is he?
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy.
Is that an actual AIP?
I believe so. It sounds like it.
Do I swear to God if that's an actual AIP, I just got one-sided all the way that far.
there's no way there's no way oh my goodness you my revenge glasses oh my
guy was a I it was an AI it was this crazy ass AI oh my god
Oh
I could grab your weapon. Oh, we're getting shot
Oh my god, they're pushing
We're gonna take the car, you gotta go quick!
There's a social grenade back there, I have one more grenade!
Yeah, we're...
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh, shit!
Oh! Oh!
They don't...
Oh!
Give me a cup of bottles!
Please, go get ease, go get ease, go get ease!
I'm glad you're looking, Motherfucker.
I'm down.
Shit, I had a broken arm with this.
Oh!
Oh
They're in the kitchen
Let's go
You got this
I'm gonna stay in the
I'm gonna stay in the kitchen
Let's go
They're coming
Go get them
I love I love being dehydrated and just being out of a stamina at all fucking times
You know to be honest, it's awesome. It's a blessing really. It's a fucking blessing
So frustrating
That was tough
was tough that was a tough one that was a tough one boys that was a tough one that
was a tough one boy gave him the ammo to get out with nice oh oh I was stacked by
the way if you want some good group I was
Pop my pop my
Over there no way
I don't even know if I want to loose you boss. I can't lie to you
Hey, I got a little you already robbed our boys
I mean I got a lot of random shit from the hideout too, but I got some good stuff in there some treasures
Yes, I know. What did the note go to?
I believe that's near.
Near the arch, you think?
I cannot believe you died to a fucking stab, guys.
Oh, my goodness.
You're having such a good run.
This is the beginning of the stream.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
I forgot to get a broken arm again.
And I didn't want to ask for another splint so I couldn't see shit on that splint.
I'm bringing a splint this time.
You're giving each others all your hands, team leader. I died first!
You're right back.
I told you that's why I was in the back the whole time, because if the team leader dies,
the whole plant starts falling apart at the seams.
I
Got your hat and your rayman's like an ambulance exactly exactly
How'd she say it's ass right now? He's a is deep. He is do you know, man?
You had no food or drinks on you either. I might have had some food you drink to me boss
Oh, I don't think I did. Oh, yeah, chocolate
I
Stick every that silly goose silly goose
Oh
what a way to end a
Dastardly dastardly run since the beginning of being I'm streaming today
That's that's what that's what you think about for a couple nights when you lay your head on the pillow
Oh my goodness, yeah, I lost my bomber beanie my raven
My grandpa
Freshly damaged house damaged house is right in front of me, right? That's right there for you much on that one
Everything was good until you got a third just say yeah, maybe it's gimmicks fall
What me?
Yeah, I've missed a whole round was chaos
I don't know what is there like a gift it is there a thing on target right now where gifted subs gets you some loot because
Yes, the whole round. I've just been getting
Inundated
There is literal chaos
That's funny enough by gifting five subs you get a really cool cooler a dog head case and a wallet
That makes so much sense
Yeah, it's the first day of drugs.
Okay, dude, I was not focused that round.
Everyone's getting their fives in.
You don't get all that? Are you a liar, Mr. Hodge? Are you a liar?
You get a wallet? A cooler?
Yeah.
They don't have that case.
Dang, I'm not gonna have to do that.
Oh
I don't think they put enough scabs on streets, maybe they should have more.
True.
I
Apparently I
I was gifted a large number of shots by a fine gentleman, but it's I can't even it was while
you're fighting and I can't because these drops of them they have turned my my my system
into samples my old system isn't I mean it is
breaking at the seams. Well, you would, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you something. If that is true,
then it should come up eventually. I'm not in spirit of throwing coins at me. Are you sure?
Throwing pennies at my foe here. If that is, it should come up eventually. I'd hear the body
if that is in fact true. Let's see if it's this next one. Let's see if it's this next one here.
Oh my god, did it just completely break? Oh no, okay, hold on, maybe it's this next one here.
Is this it?
Oh, Mr. M. M. Gumbelford Ricketts, boy, good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy, appreciate you, my boy.
You see, that's nowhere in any information I have.
If I had not looked at that right there, my system is breaking because of these drops.
It's ripping itself apart at the seat.
I saw that guy.
You do not get me.
You do not get me.
You do not get me you do not get me fool you not get me fool you not get me fool
you not get me fool
I'm going back I'm seeing what you're saying if you are safe what you are saying is true
whatever you want and there will be a lot of explosions here on the street unless you
are a liar unless you are a liar
I only time will tell only time will tell
See if you are a liar
Listen to music. There'll be a big explosion here on the screen, and I will hear it
I will see it is not I will here to see if you are no lie
You are no liar. Yeah, he listens like the pop is top 48
He did say that he only listens to like the most popular music at that exact time
Yeah, yeah
Which who does what now in?
Lemon, he doesn't like listen to music unless it's popular right now.
Like he'll listen to music, but he'll only listen to like
the top hits of the summer.
Let's just say when he when his when he plays music for his kids,
like Baby Shark, he's enjoying it just as much as the show.
Fantastic, fantastic.
and does he that's you know what good for him good for him he never lost a child
like whimsy in his heart that's right that's right there point therefore yes
you can you condemn a man for not losing his child like whimsy when his kids are
like that I'm tired of listening to baby shark he's like my mom stop stop
We are listening one more time this one's for me, son
This ain't for you son. I
Love this song. I
Love this song is my favorite song. Oh my shit. This is not your generation
Driving down the highway going 85 baby sir blasted windows rolled down
Hell yeah, brother. That's how you live
that baby shot as he's running grandmals off the road let me let me get some I was
it let me get some more of those glasses and that glasses you have a hat your
gun oh thank you boss you my ammo to my piranha absolutely nothing no no I'm
I'm still in trash mode I'm nothing I have you do my piranha boss I do not
have your piranha no we all need some more piranha and your Ray Bams your
bomber and your MPX not a thing more.
Well, I'm gonna let's just crack this this quest out.
Let's let's just crack this quest out.
Yeah, hard focus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hard hard.
Well, let's ride.
We go right here.
Hmm
What do you say in the club in the club in the club
Don't you listen ever pays thunderstruck, you know, I'm not gonna lie
I've got some weird music stuff I do like like I mean every now and then I'll take like a
Like a really popular tick-tock song for all my players. I'm not sassy. I'm not sassy and I'm not
I'm not saying that everything he likes is bad. It's just very it's all very um, it's very
Poppy. It's very poppy
See that's where I am the polar opposite
I don't listen to any new music and I only listen to the oldies
No, I listen to new music. Well, I not yeah, actually that's I'm sure I don't really listen to new new music
They're very rarely into the very popular ones. Yes. That was the very popular like like I've been liking a couple songs by that
Don Toliver guy
Hmm
No, but song by him like
body
You see that one I'm gonna be honest. I I don't even I don't know what's popular
Like I don't know I guess like tiktok is the only my only window into even what popular new music there is
See, I don't even have tiktok. I have no idea what's on there
Tiktok is YouTube
Same deal same deal
down. I listen to a little like I listen to the screamies, the screaming people, people
screaming. Oh, you scream. You just screaming people.
Well, screaming people screamo is one of the screaming people. I like some screamo. I'm
more into like hardcore metalcore stuff. So I'm a little off the beaten path.
What the hell? You were hated, when you were growing up for something.
What the hell? No, no, no, no. Oh, god.
Oh, you're dying your hand black collecting moon rocks
No, that's
Not the same thing, although I do like some good emo. I mean don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
Fuck you and your music gimmick. Fuck
What yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, you know what and
and
Scare you
Every hobby you have fuck all your hobbies
Yeah, what yep? Yep fuck your hobbies fuck your music fuck what you enjoy fuck the food you eat
My religion is better than your religion
Are you getting into birding as well?
No dude, I'm not dude getting into birding is the final hobby right when you get into birding
That's that that's the hobby you take to the grave. That's the one you said
Around the corner and you're just trying to get out keep the bones moving to stay healthy
I
Want a man better call me
Maybe he's gonna pioneer he's gonna pioneer
What comes after
I still have some people that don't understand I don't own Sony entertainment, but some day
Oh, listen listen at this point. You didn't mean to stop them. We're gonna change. I told you I didn't have your shotgun
I had your gun your SMG. Oh, you go a couple scouts until we can find a shotgun for me. Okay. I got some ammo
Yeah, oopsie. I did not bring any ammo for the gun you gave me
So I'm fine. Let's see. I I have one magazine on my beat up
Let's go. Let's get here. Let's get here. Oh
Oh
We got this easy hundred percent she's close give it to go
The behind us
I don't know. I think it was just shrapnel
Maybe no come on. It's the scab on the gunner. Oh good boy
We're easy
People here
Whoa
Oh
My kind of need a bomb back. I'm gonna run. Cabana's not here this game. That's okay. Well hang out
Do that scab have a shotgun?
No idea. He's just right behind the gutter
You have oh, yeah, please. So he was poured ugly
Poor ugly scab
disgusting
I spit upon nine the great velocity
You know who this is gimmick, this is great Russian nuclear physicist scientist
Gondar Scott of it. She led the revolution of molecular technology through the 90s. You know that
Really? I didn't know that is that the oh is that like the science uniform?
They do like in kids. So you don't want you got to wear that so that like you like clothes don't get burned
Exactly. You know, I remember like Walter White and
When he was cooking all that Matthew get down in his underwear. This was the official uniform for the science. They were doing
It makes so much sense. Yeah, exactly exactly
Exactly, and the just whoever lives in this trailer must just be sort of a fan of the intellectual
Yeah, a fan of the intellectual arts and oh my god look behind you. This is this is
Russian
physicist
Roll my
Glebav
She glad the revolution and wrote many peer-reviewed studies about the
The theory of physical relativity to the
Consciousness of the syntium in the in the late 90s testing physical relativity
Look at her pressing on that couch. You see how the couch doesn't move because there's a large mass under it
There's somebody coming. There's somebody coming?
See, you feel like science. Is that not hud?
Got him!
Very nice. Thanks boss. Let's see if you like science.
Yeah, I just realized I can just give you my shotgun and I have ammo for it.
what you just shoot everything well then what will you use I'll protect you
isn't one of the problems you have I don't have ammo I just found 30 psg
almost helped me before my magazine one time all right okay you're aiming to be
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Explosions still hasn't happened are you guys sure you are lying?
I'm gonna feel like I'm like an ads if I miss a big big something
You should be gentlemen to the function of me
That big of a gift
Is it gonna pop up?
Okay, my system is never get this heat when you you might tell me this fine
My man, Steve, I would just make it now,
because obviously my sister is thrown to the walls.
It's fine, man.
I must do it once.
I must do it once.
Oh, I thought I got it.
I was gonna wait for the explosion,
but does not Stephen is coming any time soon.
It wasn't, it wasn't.
Mr. Duggee, Mr. Duggee, my man,
Steve, don't even tap Mr. Duggee unless you're lying.
Unless you're lying!
I'm going to assume you're not!
My name is David Zeppelin, my man, my man!
I think it'll eventually show up sometime next week.
Maybe, maybe, sometime next week.
Thank you Mr. Johnny, see you soon brother.
Sorry, I didn't really build it for days like these.
I do apologize brother, I do apologize.
It was not my intention whatsoever brother.
I hope that you forgive me.
Thank you, my boy. It's a very kind and big man.
I will be your overtime PC that brother.
That is huge, my boy. That is huge, my boy.
Morning, guys. They're making this, brother.
I'm in the...
I'm in the hotel right now in the theater outside.
What if the explosion happens? If it does.
Hopefully it does.
I'm rooting for it.
I am ecstatic for it. I am waiting for it.
I'm not sure you guys look the same with this beanie.
I'm not sure who I'm behind.
I'm inside.
Oh, I'm with peanut. Oh, there you are. I've already looted all of the dialing cabinets upstairs and
downstairs. Oh, thank goodness. Thank you so much. Oh, these were for stealing.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Wait, how'd you come out here in a couple of seconds?
Great. There's one more on the right.
Go ahead, go ahead. He's on the right, he's on the right.
Here we go. I'll go and see you there in a second.
Can we just finish our...
Oh, I got the nunchak! I got the nunchak!
SCORE!
EEEEEEELLLLL YEAH!
I'm called Andy's, finished.
It did, he's extra one.
Ooh, what is that?
That's the one where we have to kill with the, uh, the, uh, the helmet, the glasses.
Oh, that's done. What else do we have on it, where is that?
It's gone already, though, wait a minute.
15, stash the bomber beanie inside the barber shop, stash the hipster sunglasses inside the barber shop.
We gotta go to the right, P.
I should have one more count.
oh wait oh my god you guys realize it's hand shots with a shotgun really have to
what you only have to know daddy's I 14 out of 15 the soccer when I only have to
because it's hand shots
oh please be crazy leave my boyfriend get some boy good man good man thank you
my boy be safe my boy see if I catch him early if I catch him early I can get
I can get him before the system tosses him to the wolves.
I think he was crazy and easy to my wife.
I'm in front of me.
Oh, oh, I'll hold again.
You should shoot me in the head.
Three headshots.
Someone throw it right as well?
You guys go into the courtyard.
Oh, there was a shotgun shot.
There he is.
Go shoot me there.
Oh.
Two headsshots.
I think he was crazy and easy to my wife.
Oh, here's a shotgun.
There we are.
I'm back in action.
The courtyard
Oh, yeah, it's only Mary. Oh my god
I got my I got my cool soccer box. I got my cool soccer. I won't see that
It was our other question again. Just kill me. She goodbye. I think there's one more wasn't there oh
We should write markers
Thank you mr. Med. Seriously, brother. Thank you, everybody boys. Thank you for all the support boys.
Meet the entire world gentlemen. Truly Dutch, truly Dutch boys. Thank you boys.
Thank you mr. Med. Good seeing you again.
It's gonna be bad.
What's up, how about them?
Mr. Big Man.
Mmm.
Daddy, he's coming.
I'm just gonna keep looking every two seconds.
Look at the system. It's not some boy.
I hope you're doing something big, man, I hope you're doing something big, man
It was not right. Do we have also?
Do we have you running up? I'm changing the digital storage device from the car dealership
Three three of the keys. No, we only we bought those keys
Okay, I don't know. Have you ever heard a key with you? No, I do
You know locate the cargo convoy on she's a talk up. Where's that?
right outside of where we just left well I'm seeing the financial records on
sheets of talk I was at the bank that was where we ran through no it's the
building behind it let's go get that you get like 10 questions
wait wait wait she's going to the convoy we need to get those financial
records also where we stash our beanie in our glasses right where I just left
What?
Right over here. Do you understand anything next to it?
Hmm.
You're gonna stash one here?
Oh.
Oh.
We are.
I mean we are right.
We're at the Concordia.
Where's that at?
I'll go and let me sip this.
I'm gonna try here for you.
Watch, watch, watch!
Oh my god, I'm gonna do it with the financial plans now.
Oh shit!
Oh Jesus, I was mid juice.
Thank you sir, appreciate that.
The cordia's right down here.
Why don't we go to the cordia?
Because it's good loot and we're literally on top.
Such does, such does.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, what is he doing right here?
Good diggerbots, good diggerbots.
me this whole fuss. Don't take anything or I'll kill you. Two things, buddy. Number
one, you stole Lennox from me. Number two, I gave you this key to this door. You want
to see what you guys both just ran past? What?
You almost you he almost jumped into that
Yeah, okay on the real all right I will trade you great things for that gun I
I do what really love that gun. Oh, Jake
You have a have an airplane a KC 130 peanut get the fuck out of the room
You give me another gun next rate yeah, cuz I don't got no room to carry anything
You take this you make me you make me some nice some nice. Yeah, absolutely
I'm so he got it. Give me that plane. Give me that plane
Give me that plane
The deal you've got a cut chair over there. I'll give that plane over the water what I want to give him the plane
Well, the LCDs are 300k of pop right now.
No, I want to kill peanut
Oh, he does a real scav player.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
We gotta get out of here.
Don't worry.
There's two more to be taken.
There's two more to be taken.
Don't you worry.
Papa, please.
Get out of here.
Where's the rags taken?
Uh, gimmick loop this guy?
Look in his back.
He has a battery for you.
Oh.
We gotta go to Damage House.
How mad are you?
Keep your head on the surface.
I'll go towards Damage House.
We gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here.
There's teams that have been racing scabs.
We're out of here.
I'm coming.
It's definitely gonna be down here, be careful.
I know you're watching me, son of a bitch.
Keep your eyes, you know not to melt your flesh off your face.
Dawson.
Get it!
Use your fingers, use your fingers, use your fingers.
Oh, you bastard. Oh, yeah, on the bastard after you just missed 17 shots and the guy
I was working on it
I was working on it
I was working on it
I was working on it
I had that guy
Right up in front, right side two
Two, two, two, two
I got you, I got you
What the
What the
What the hell is that guy shooting at
Alright, I got those two guys
This is one more for us
Fuckin
This is a moment, this is our time.
Oh no!
But Amir's about to take peanuts behind.
How do I want to feel?
Me, me, me.
I'll take this guy first.
This is bad idea, this is bad idea.
I'll just kill him.
I killed this guy.
Kill this one more of you.
Don't tell me you're dead, buddy.
No, no, no.
I'm just heading back so you guys can kill this guy.
I just try not to steal your kills.
We come back we come back sure bossy sure you see a six quick one for a quick. You still have your relaxation key on you
My stomach is dumb bitch. I can't pick up my damn
I'm gonna die.
Are you serious?
You're not!
You're not!
You're not!
You're not!
You're not!
You're not!
I'm all done! I'm so funny!
John Jeff!
John Jeff!
You're sick!
Great!
Excellent, great, gentlemen!
Dark magic, dark magic was in play. Absolutely. This time we take our shotguns back in and
we go straight for command. Take his ass out, complete the quest, kill six of his guards
or whatever or kill six other guys with the shotgun. That's boom, that's two quests. You
grab the financial records and it's right there. Boom. That's three quests and then
We should be a little bit.
Three questions.
Are we is there any time for any lunch and lunch time during all of that?
Any snack up a little bit?
You don't seven p.m.
What is this?
Fifth lunch pre dinner.
What now it's time to ride.
All right.
All right, that's fine.
It makes every piece, but I'll be OK.
We want nothing.
Oh my gosh guys working LCD screens are going for 200k a pop
Yep, I have any oh, yeah, we have some broken ones going for only a
100,000 dollars
What are those for why they're for like when you want to display images in a fast
Like 30 per second to simulate moving images like a movie or a video game
I'm talking about in the game, Peanut, you fucking dumbass.
That's not very nice to say.
You could have just said that it was a misunderstanding and been kind.
Okay?
No, no, no, you can't be that all day long.
I literally have never called you fat.
What are you talking about?
What?
Are you high?
Are you smoking crack?
I think what's happening here is that you're projecting.
I think what's happening here is that you're projecting. You're projecting just like your frupper from your waistband. You fat bitch
Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. Go ahead and sell this bad boy for 94 99
Here we are. Fucker. Here we are. There we are
There we are nice. You know, that's an easy one hundred thousand dollar
$100,000 dollar make a horror. Oh my gosh. I can't even buy Mags for this
and god
You just bleep out fucking live
Thank you for being honest be honest. I appreciate that. Oh problem. You should get
Guys we are running through a quest today we are running through question some of us some of us are some of us
Don't have any quests on streets, but I happy
some money and not to call you out but some of us decided to go and watch a
movie instead of playing games with the boys a movie a generational film I got
to see this this body see people keep talking about huh on a tiny little TV
Oh, God, dude, this should be illegal.
They should never release it.
They should just, once it's done with theaters,
it should just be done.
And whoever didn't go see it can never experience it.
I heard a lot of guys say it's real good
and a lot of guys say it's real bad.
I gotta sue for myself.
I don't know how you can think it's bad.
I gotta sue for myself.
I gotta see what's going on.
OK.
So, Gimmick, are you trying to say, like, oh, it's so good?
Wink, wink?
No, it's Christopher Nolan making the Odyssey. I think that's exactly what he said
Imagination to believe that it's an amazing movie. I think that's exactly what he's doing. It was that wink wink
You guys are actually actually hated it. I think you're really hated it
Yeah, yeah, I don't see it
I told you we got to the bottom of it that oh that was it
I want to go home. I want to go home.
He's just wandering around in a boat, an idiot.
It's just some idiot wandering around in a boat.
I want to go home.
Excuse me. It's pathetic.
Thank you, thank you movie review kid.
Critic Mr.
Give me what right we still need the shotguns yes we need six more
shotgun kills yes.
All right, peanut, get the shotgun kills.
I wanted my I'll kill come on you killed the scouts.
Okay, God! God! Okay, God, God!
Oh, Mr. Burger, my mother-in-law is a boy! Good man! Good a man!
Thank you, my boy. Appreciate you, my boy.
All right!
Hey, Mr. Artie, for a cent, Pina, I just walked in on my wife in the kitchen, watching your stream.
My wife loves you. I don't know why you don't even have arms or legs.
Oh, God. I love you, wife.
I love your wife!
I love your wife!
Let's ride!
you
Let's go.
All right.
All right.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
See you first, you boys.
You've already seen for yourself.
I'm gonna grab the big quid real quick.
I forgot where it is exactly, so please don't follow me and find it before I do.
I'll try a little.
Don't do it.
What?
Don't do it, don't find my big quid.
Wait, I think they changed this place. What are the laptops and stuff?
There's swallows left. Oh, I got a quest out of here somewhere.
Okay.
There used to be a good loot on this table, and now there's nothing.
There's nothing!
gimmick do you have a broken leg are you serious why me listen listen listen
before you freak out every raid we have loaded into that we have been
successful you've been injured that's true that's true that's true the method
Can't switch up the equation.
I believe in...
I applaud your thinking, Mr. Hutch.
I think we should shoot a gimmick all the time.
And two of us died on that train.
Last train...
I remember it.
...was completely uninjured.
The Cyberscab is up and angry.
This is painless.
I think it's selfish of you to not want to get shot
so that we can succeed.
That's true. That's very true.
Thank you for not shooting the bomb.
the cyber scouts. Those guys are
going crazy right now. Yeah,
definitely. I went over to this
medical place. I'm going over to
the medical place over next to
the Pinewood hotel to do a
couple of finding cabinets. Okay,
you go do that. I'm tired of
looting. I'm going to go die.
He's finding cabinets. It's been
so generous to me recently. I'm
addicted to. I used to avoid
finding cabinets like the playing
to kill Caban. That was our
Cool keys. All right, you do that. I kill you still the loot easy-peasy. Okay, good. Bing bang my team break
Bing bang boom situation
Bing Bing boom situation
Be be a BB be be big boom
Bing bang the triple these being triple B bang
Cargo container magic door key. What is that? Is that good?
What what is Cargo container mess door key looting pussy. I don't know
Let it's a leg shows he gets I like sauce. I'm getting what it is going good ammo. Really?
That sounds right. I told you I told you he's finally comes there blessing me
Okay, I didn't have a second
Lot of players on me gimmick. Oh shit a lot of players. You want me straight?
Wait, which way did you go towards dealership? You're gonna hear my shots in a second
Okay
Are you serious peanut?
It's for good luck every way you start off injured
You want to be a team player or not?
I'm sorry, I thought you were kidding.
Are you kidding me?
That was the best kid I've leveled nine.
I brought out my level nine.
You know what that means?
You're a level nine?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Me?
I got multiple scabs on me.
Go there.
Where are you?
I thought they were players inside this building.
I don't know. I'm shooting. It's my shot
You know what it's doing. We said I something happened to give me. I think you trip the belt
One time and you fucking smited them
Nobody said you were up with my beer!
I was next to you the whole time!
Why?
Hey, what is wrong with you?
You guys, I asked you if anybody was next to me,
do you understand anything?
I don't understand.
Did I get you?
Did you not hear me?
Shame!
I didn't ask you.
Shame him!
Shame him!
It was the next thing that I said,
but I swear, I swear it.
I swear it.
just I can just relax whoo just relax for that's having killer guilt I'm I've
got killer guilt I do really need to I didn't think anyone was even on this side
of the map is me I thought you guys had gone to the right side to a good bond
just touch you have to wear you watch how it should you I'm outside of the bond
spot oh all right I'm gonna go kill someone outside command spot I'm coming
in the back of tar bake I'm coming in the back of tar bake
player on me shut up okay
Ed is scab I'm a dumbass. Alright, you can resume talking
to me. I'm in tar bake this week. All right, me, me, me,
where's the financial stuff? Where's the financial stuff?
man? You already passed it again. Where? Something out into
the right. Oh my God.
It's about it.
The bond is here. The bond's here, Pete. And then there's a guy directly behind me next
to those trash cans.
We have to kill the guy at the trash cans first.
That's our real guy at this time.
I don't know. It's a real guy.
Are you a real guy?
So I told you okay, I'll need you run out there you get shot
Okay, all right. No, I have a better idea. I'll just go kill this guy. Let's stay right there. Watch the right there
Where's the financial stuff at?
It's to our right. Are we close?
I shot him in the mouth and then I hid in the mouth.
Did he to see I'm stare well penetrating bullets. I'm coming guys. Oh wait never mind
Now I'm happy like you do. Okay. I
Got one I got one egg
Celebration
I got a player. I got one player that round. One player plus one plus one y'all being y'all being
I like how when you when you get tk'd by a teammate it punishes you all your health instead of being at half health at the desk
Green you're at zero you get wrong you go into hell
Guys I will see that was not our best raid I will admit that yeah, I was not our best way we've ever done
Room for improvement proof for the age room for improvement. We have not hit the ceiling yet
I'm not seeing a lot of tenacity, a lot of ambition.
Are you serious?
Unfortunately, unfortunately yes.
I'm not killing scams so that you guys can kill me with your stupid shotgun.
I'm just following around like a little button drop boy.
You won't get all the XP for your quest.
And then I can shot in the back of the head.
It pains me. It pains me it does. It pains me. It pains me but unfortunately you're not picking up the slack.
You're not holding up your end of the bargain. You are failing the team. You're failing the team.
You released a sleeping giant. A sleeping giant. I know the brass.
get some goodies all right okay all right let's ride
okay all right we got this time we just run in there kill come on get the
financial stuff and leave that's it we just do a quick boom bang boom in and
No funny business. I'm talking to you gimmick. I'm talking to you
No funny, but we just in it in enough in our quick like now we get these twice times
Is it's gracious that all all of our agreement down here was gimmick join
What else for you guys
I didn't feel great that last round. I didn't feel good. I could quick nap on the cold hard cement
I
Think from now on P just in case of any confusion when I say there's a player over there
Maybe believe me a little bit
That you know what it's too much to ask oh, sorry
No, I but I will check it for you though. I will say I will check it for you. I will go take a beat
Mm-hmm. Oh wait, are we not bring oh wait? I forgot to bring anything but a shot. Thank you for my
Thank you. I was completely naked. I'm completely. Don't worry guys. I'm wearing my I'm done fucking around kit
Very swell face well, that is welcome news. That is welcome news welcome. I'm gonna go grab
Whatever peas ready
I'm ready. I'm ready to drink.
All right, one guy made you tell who's past.
I just killed you by the way.
Yes, so you said like four times.
I wasn't going to say this to you because you don't deserve it.
But to be fair, I should have been more clear about my location.
Ha, take that YouTube guy.
It was his fault I saw him three times in the face of the shotgun
I didn't say that I'm a zero percent blame zero percent blame
Just as gimmick chili gimmick judge Jack
I
Watch you from the nursing home say hi to grandma. All right, we'll go pick up everybody
Hey, grand ma'am I
I
Know you're probably like a racist
Well, I'll be doing street grab
We're doing speed. Hope you enjoyed the street. Good game
She's a transdiscreet.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
She's just adding, hating, pedants to the list.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. I'm probably a deep, a deep list, a long list.
A long list.
Oh
You guys you can't type that back. I'm not gonna read that.
Sorry.
I have diarrhea.
Condigillations!
Condigillations, sir. It's a big day for all of us. Now listen here guys. This is the plan.
We go in there, we get five more scabs of the shotgun,
a headshot told me, we get the financial plans,
boom, bottom peg, we're in Caban's bussy,
and then we skadoodle.
Then we skadoodle, then we skadan.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Three quads, back to back, five men.
That would be birthday to a fellow bungulator.
Oh, my.
That would be birthday, Mike.
Fuck that, B, birthday, Mike, got a left!
Alrighty, I got a twist.
I got a bitch, we inside We ride with a manzin' in life
Take it a bit, just divide it Take it home, make it a scar
Rubble in a make-bet, she do lines I told her I guess it's fine
I'm just from playback, but she fine That game where she was she done
Get ready, shit, when she die
I can't really say when she die
I can't really reach my knife
Bitch, I'm gonna take your life
I don't have a no-brains
If you call, I'll be playing for fun
Fuck a bitch for a brand new bird
You're not stopping me, know what you're doing
I'm a no-biz for a pack
The bitch, she said in my rap
The bitch, what she doin' all that
Fuck a bitch in the back of the carry
Fuck a bitch on the back of the learn
Oh, you're a vogue bitch, call back
Fuck a bitch back in the bed
Let's just invest it again!
LULI MOMENTOW!
LULI MOMENTOW!
We'll be clashing with the greatest warriors of Streets of Tarkov!
Why do your videos make you look cooler than you are?
I'm pretty cool, I'm pretty cool, I'm kind of cool, I'm kind of funny, yeah I think
I think, mmmmmm.
You're a cool guy.
I knew it.
I knew it.
That guy, I think I see my pizza was Coolio.
So that guy would know.
I, if Coolio's calling you Coolio,
you stupid bitch, how about you go die.
Die!
In the game.
Of course.
In the game of course.
Oh, oh no, let's ride.
I
Can it boys lock it in boys
Nice guys get serious serious
I should give it to the lady I
Have suffered I have suffered
I'm a sufferer unlike your sin eater. I'm eating all the pain
holy crap oh my god bro what are you wearing bro what are you wearing what
you don't I look fire I look fire I look sweet you're just jealous
like so fucking sweet
hey hodges, gear to the teeth
he is gear, that's got that Zavrallo and the
and the Alton
good heavens, good heavens
oh my god
now let's go, let's skip all the funny business
let's go straight to the financial office
and straight to the bottom
more some more doors that sounds lovely hit some doors and then kill gamut
that sounds a bit like a city lady I'm sitting behind you guys this whole time
I'm not I thought you okay okay okay all right guys I'm wearing a
It was a shot at me, a good idea, it was just a reaction, it's all muscle memory for me.
You got the reaction of a toaster, that was 9 seconds later.
The reaction is a reaction, that's what they say, that's what mama always says.
God says mama.
Mama does his best.
God says mama.
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah get in two way get in two way get in two way
I'm ready. I'm ready. They're oinking it. They're oinking it. Follow me, boys. Follow me,
guys.
Gotta get them cigarettes. We're the financial officers.
We're in here. Right over here, right? Oh.
I thought they were across the street. Wait isn't it in here? No? No, no, no, no.
There's something right here, but that's not in. Oh wait, are we going to this guy's hand?
That's another thing. I don't know if it's actually in the financial offices.
Did you get the financial records on the street to talk about it? How does it pick some tarmac on it?
Oh, maybe it's this building right across the street.
Where is it?
Do you guys know where it is?
Isn't it?
No idea.
Oh, Tar Bank.
Tar Bank's by, uh, Tar Bank's by Lexa.
Well, I don't know.
Sometimes you need to put random pictures on there.
I dig where that is, I believe, to our right.
To our left.
Oh, god.
There you go.
Oh, god.
Gotcha.
He's gonna be playing in front of us boy. It's a yellow building next to a sewer river. We're not even close
Are they in the command place I think they're in here with us
I
Guys
This is black division this is black to be serious yes, this is black division. This is max. You break potential
whoop
oh god
oh god, how did you
the natives
the natives are gonna get brisky
what was that view?
they don't get pushed in
i'm gonna go up top, i'm gonna try and kill one
tatsuki tatsuki, i'm gonna kill a couple more guys in my shotgun
wait, wait, wait
there's somebody following him
Oh shit the reeds are fighting!
Oh I got him I got him I GOT HIM!
It's a blood commission it's a blood commission they're inside!
They're inside!
I'm coming babe, where you at?
Oh wait he's right next to you watch out!
He's right under you he's right under you he's right under you!
He's really touched my butthole!
He touched my butthole!
He touched my butthole!
Got him got him got him!
Oh my god I've got him!
You dead you dead you dead!
Oh my god!
I'm here, I'm here to shoot you man
Oh my god oh my god!
Oh my god this speed is speed is speed!
No one on this side!
Oh!
Oh my gosh
Hold on wait, I kill these guys
There is no way after the amount of time so you lose my shit
I never done that!
Fuck you, fuck you.
Oh my god, I just got a black division.
Uh, uh, in Crips and Keys.
What is that?
What? I don't know, but there's about six more bodies, Pete.
Are we gonna fight for it or not?
100% 1,000%. I did not know the black division was this fucking loaded.
Holy crap, I am not leaving until I have reached the world of the dead.
These guys are huge!
Oh my gosh. This guy had about five enemies, Max.
Holy shit.
Well, there's two more bodies out there.
We got to go fight for him
You know you might suck and shoot these guys behind us. We get those get those
Putting an armor in here
We need to move now before players guys get those guns and kill us
What really they have dog tags now
I'm she mentioned quick. What's it get?
One light second. No, you can trade five of their tags for goob.
You little baby healing
He was taking so long now we gotta go fuck my ass I was I was fighting to seal team six members with a fucking slingshot
all righty I'm not trying to rush you but we we we got to go I wouldn't matter
the fuck was that?
Oh, thank you business.
It's taking care of beesies.
All right.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Let's go.
OK, I got a lot.
I thought you had to come downstairs.
I don't know.
Come on, come on.
I'm right here.
Brother, there's like five bodies out here.
We need to go.
We'll go.
Come this back.
I'm good to go.
My god, there's like seven of them brother. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's so much
Nothing in here
Unless he's up top you should be okay. I'm gonna
God!
What even is this? I've never even seen this shit!
I don't want to hear you!
Oh, did you see it?
Listen and loot. Listen and loot.
Listen and loot. We're okay.
Listen and loot.
Wait, this guy?
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Yeah, this guy's just...
Yeah, he's got a real player.
There's another real player right here as well.
insane oh my god oh my god I try to book it out see that's a hundred thousand
hundred thousand right there I don't sound the dash
I'm just like I thought it was in the fit this was just
it does it does no I just try to look
yeah you can't look I was incompatible
You guys can get players have any moment you gotta leave you gotta go you gotta go you gotta go
You gotta go you gotta go you gotta go you gotta go you gotta go
Crash site collapse train we gotta go uh uh crash site crash site crash site let's
It's all of it.
Crass site.
Well, we could go class.
I mean, it's not crazy.
But it's also more risky.
That's that's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I am like, I can't move.
Hey, I have to be more stuff.
I need more stuff.
I need more stuff.
I need more stuff.
Be careful.
Focus shot.
Yeah, I'm going to get shot.
That's why.
Whatever.
Wait, just be TR.
you'd be killed by division no no no but it was shooting whenever it was
coming over here someone's in that bitch letting that thing rip fly and let her
let her hair down yeah
oh my god you're huge you got a cool I looked right I like I like I like I'm
I doubt the voice in the mud. Awesome. Yeah, you look sick
APG chrome dome set me and my wife's boyfriend just got done goon into your stream. We love you nutty bear. Oh
That's so wonderful to hear that's so wonderful
My deepest
I'm massive. Oh whatever
It also doesn't help I'm wearing this a brahler right now
We got lots of lots of angry locals who tried to sell us apples and watermelons.
Okay, you have a lot.
They say they have a two pairs for one pair of deal that's tricking you.
They just doubled the price of the pair.
Agreed.
They also, when they engraved your name in it, they just guarantee that you'd buy it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
He's a fat person.
Oh my god.
I got you.
Keep moving.
Don't be back.
Don't be back.
Keep moving.
He's behind that car.
He's behind that car, in the middle of the street.
Oh shit!
I got a sniper.
I'll take it.
Did you get him?
Yes, you.
Stay safe.
I
Just leave me sleep
He's one health
This is a piece of paper yours is mine. It's my years up front. You just leave me sleep
Yeah, that's a great idea P. I don't know if I have really that choice without big my bag is
I can maybe drop some some shit
He's moved he's down the car. I think hey running backwards
Yep, I'm repairing my leg
He I want you to know I could kiss you I could grab your little peanut face lift you up to my face and just start
Making sweet love with you
You were going to abandon me boss. I would never be you boss. I would never be you boss. I would never be you
It's what might be coming up over here. Yeah, I move yeah
I'm healing
Yeah, I'll be careful right in front of us. You can get in that. I'm on it. I'm watching watching
I'm gonna clear this way out. Can you see it? I'm clear this way.
I hear someone running this way.
Okay, let me go first. Let me go first. Let me go first. I don't want to protect me, but I can take so much more than you.
That's a good one. Let's just stay right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't die.
You can't die.
Short shit, short shit.
Okay.
Lock him.
I
See it's warm ready to go whatever you are
You see the city crash you want to lay down these bushes yeah
Watch your back and watch your back
I'm watching towards the apartments.
Bad news.
Oh, I'm good. I got milk.
I was about to run out of energy and water.
Oh!
I have three, three, four, three, water.
Oh, God.
Okay, much?
I'm okay. Out of me.
Unless he's trying to wallbang me.
Which is kind of scary.
Let's move to the bus next.
Yo, yo, I have no food, no water.
Bus next.
I'm just gonna stay in those bushes. I'm gonna run a little bit more in the middle
Why behind you?
Oh, no, I'm completely out of food
I have no food fuck it fucking we got what we got right ready
That's right. I'm white swinging.
You see the ship?
No.
Keep moving, Pete. Keep moving.
I can't see him. I can't see him. I cannot be game.
You go. You go. You go. You go. I might have dropped him.
I think I dropped him, baby.
You keep moving.
You move and then hold me.
I would have to walk the rest of the way. I'm out of shape.
I don't
Paragon of defense
I
Oh
Yeah
My blood
Because I thought it was such
I'm not hesitating no more
When we both started here
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I made you hesitate,
boss. No, your fault. You're upstairs. We were in there with a shotgun at a level three
armor and look, he came out level five and thought completely armored rig with the arms
of the tour so whatever the hell they says no idea two of these whatever this
is literally a never seen in my entire life two of the most expensive night
visions to insane done a razor-scope
guys I got two things I've never seen before so I need help just real quick
What is a BD laptop and what are BD keys?
No idea.
I got something I haven't seen before either.
You know those smoke grenades, those toxic grenades that they throw at us on the show?
Yeah.
I got one of them.
Well, that's actually not.
I looted one.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Wait, that's not, that's not, I think that's crazy, you know?
Isn't that sick?
Yeah, it just isn't.
It's just a do-do, it's just a do-do.
Oh, okay, fuck you.
But it is pretty cool, it is pretty cool.
It's pretty cool.
I also got...
I also got a lead-X and a BD cord SSD drive.
Wait, I'm getting word that these are for the battle pass,
which literally means nothing to us,
because we just paid our way through it.
Oh my god.
What is?
Wait.
We spent our money our hard-earned money to ruin the game for ourselves hold on
hold on let me double check if that's true because remember we have that one
that we didn't get the 53rd thing so let me just go go go over here and see if I
can
I don't think so I think that's I think that's true
Oh, wait.
All right.
I have my first is the goose tin of the white and I am bringing it in to see if I'm allergic.
I must know.
Oh, no, no, no, that was not it.
That was not it.
Oh, wait.
Here we go.
Someone posted the full description.
We'll say it.
Here we go.
BD laptop and escape from truck. I was a rare loot item associated with the Elite Black Division Faction Slash Boss Buy.
It stands for Black Division Laptop. It is obtained by specialized gear and loot drops after defeating these high-tier tactical operatives and raids.
Black Division loot contacts stores, drop by Black Division AI combat boots, encounter and neutralize on maps like Shoreline Labs.
Assertions I've been found alongside other proprietary black division gear like the BVQ. Wow. Okay, so that did not help at all
You just maybe need an entire book. You just maybe reading an entire book for literally no reason at all
I'm aware of that
He just did that
Holder is a barter item. Yeah, hold on
It's a surprise that I'm having fun.
Gimmick what do you want to play a 545 or a 556 brother?
Hmm.
545 if you live you can buy yourself ammo.
That's true let's go 545.
Okay, it's not like incredible, but I mean it's it's a suppressed AK best one. I take it. I'll take it. I'll take it
These are so new the filter my eye of the link search of the required search are all broken on them
None of them work. I
Mean, yeah, bro. You're probably one of the first people to get one
Why first why first?
Why first why first where the best?
I'm bringing you one mag in three mags out all BT and BPM. Okay?
That sounds delicious
Absolutely
Dude, that was awesome. My adrenaline hasn't pumped like that in this game in a very long time. That was intense. That was intense
That was intense
That was intense
Whoo?
Whoo?
Let me tell you let me tell you
Okay, I
Would back at with back edge?
I'm honestly gonna bring this kid in. Oh, well one of the kids I got
I'm gonna be this age game to oh my god. Let's lock in let's lock it right here. It's all good
You are cool mr. Peanut. Thanks, mr. Freddy. Thank you my boy
Good man. Good. Oh man. Oh, this is crazy. She's my boy. I appreciate you. Oh, you bet you're
What sort of you're shocking one?
Psst, massage!
Psst, massage!
Psst, psst, massage, psst, massage, psst, massage, psst, massage.
He fell asleep.
Oh, he's in slumber.
You can't let a big, big man, like a big fella like that, get that excited.
Because his blood pressure will rise.
without proper medication, he'll fall asleep.
He's a big fella, he's a big fella.
He actually done extensive tests.
Like if you take like a hippo and you throw him a birthday party,
you'll jump around so excited that you'll fall asleep and pass out
because it's just such a big fella.
You can't be moving around like that.
How long does it take?
Like a math?
It's like an eight or ten hours.
It's a couple minutes.
It's a couple minutes.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah, you can deal with that.
We can really wait till he wakes back up.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Now, the moment you wake back up, spruce is a, as a, as a bruce.
And, and we're, and we're.
Spruce it.
as a broost.
Got a broose- guy.
Haven't you heard the term?
Greek Greek Greek Greek Greek Greek Greek Greek Greek Greek.
eco obwohl noor
what's up little one
I don't know if you're into mr. Bahama, but this drops has destroyed my system entirely
I know you will not see the animation for those gifted subs for weeks and
until the until the next dawn we would not see such such animation when
Thank you, Mr. Bahama cheese brother sorry that the animation will play today big man, but I hope you know what I mean
He's brothers. I hope you know whatever
It's not Bahama first peanut anime it's Bahama
Huh
And peanut told you to get close
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, it's Bahama
I can't see my way. I just want to see where the bugger is big man
I can't be extremely behind on all the questions.
Sorry much for having to get by so worried, Mr. Papi, and I've been doing a great team.
Ask me, hey boss, can you say hi to my son, Chase?
I don't know!
Your favorite YouTuber, even though you don't have any arms or legs.
Hi, Chase.
Thanks for watching.
You little legend.
You, Mr. Frog, hi, Chase!
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Alright, I think I did good there. I did good.
You're working it. You've tried really hard today. That's what matters most.
A little bit of food.
So much spirit. So much spirit.
Okay, wait. Okay. I'm almost out of here. A little bit of
supply. Just a bite. Just a bite.
A small bite.
Right now I'm ready to rumble. I am. I am ready to rumble.
And let's ride.
Let's rumble. I thought we were rumbling.
Oh, we're rumbling and riding. We're rumbling and riding.
can you do can you take that can you do that this is a rumble ride situation
I'm down to rumble and or ride not a problem good good what about what about
just rumbling or just riding can you either of those I'm fine with that
You're all in. You're all in, huh?
Damn, T, look at you, bro.
The voodoo.
The vortex mess.
I'm the shit.
My job!
My job!
My job!
They don't copy even LeBron James' dark eye for nothing.
You see that, buddy? You see what I got right there?
See what I got right there? That's black division.
All right
Take a picture the last longer take a little picture the last longer ridiculous. Oh here gimmick comes in looking like a
fucking leprechaun
Listen, I'm level 10 and I've been
I've been draining bleeding loot yet. I've still maintained level four gear every you don't even have a gun
Cuz hot just giving me one. Oh, I think I'm coming out with a knife. Okay. Yeah, well, you know, you said your situation was dire, so
Right, you know me not that dire. It's never it dude if my situation is dire where I can't even bring out a macaroon
Then honestly just tell you
me you guys guys I don't know if you noticed this but I'm looking now closer
now that we're loading in the the neck brace I have on the neck armor brace as
the word legend right on the front yeah yeah yeah dude it looks that's what I'm
saying you look sick that is the coolest armor in the game
hundred percent hundred percent you know if I saw me coming down the hallway
I didn't know it was me you I would be scared. I would be shit my zombie pooping. I'd be booping. I'd be
booping. What's the thought process behind no grip on the HK is that thing a laser beam?
Oh, I didn't even notice how I was just this is exactly how I found it.
Well, well, you know, well, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you have no
realm out.
Oh, you don't have a room.
Oh, that's fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
You also have no meds.
What is a couple is a guy look at my butthole in the old but look at my butthole.
Okay, sorry. I didn't see that. Sorry. Yeah, you got the people in my bottle.
I didn't see a little hungry.
Little thirsty little hungry.
You are a little thirsty and a little hungry.
Okay though.
Ooh, I see the gun.
Show me that.
Yes, this is, yeah.
Not, he's not, he's not.
He did not see the gun.
You want to see the bunghorn.
You gotta pay the toll to see this hole.
That is the best gun I can give you like I don't have anything else I have in force
That's right, but I don't have anything five four five other than that. You know what?
don't look at my shade international
do it
that
mami
pot
You guys ready for a great red? Yes, sir
Yeah, I should check this out this thing has 79 vert gave you right crap
Put a hand on the backpack
All guys were ready to come on perfect. Do you have any grades? Yeah, I do. I'm trying to air up on the ground for you
I'm in front of the grocery store and you get sewer river to get out that way we get
the finances on the way out.
What's my left?
I got it! I got the guy! I got the guy!
Can you help?
I got him! I got him! You're safe!
Just take your safe.
I'm gonna clear the dealership so no more run out. I see it.
Hey, I killed five. It should be it.
I think that may be it. I don't know.
What's with that? What's with the bullets? What's with the bullets? I don't know. I don't...
Yeah, I need you to kill him.
Got it. He's dead.
Nice. Look at him. Come on.
I don't know if you hear anything. I need to be back next.
I wish every boy I had.
That's the waffa boys. That's the waffa.
That's the waffa.
I
Was gimmick at I
Cressed oh
Oh, I love you access you guys
Hell today, dude. What the heck?
Pack a quick mag I got gear people coming in P
Yeah, oh, yeah, I got back to see me five of a one magazine. Yeah, I'm packing this wall
What's going on? Oh
My god these mags have BT in them
Oh my gosh
Oh, where's your ticket sir? Where's your ticket?
Where's your ticket?
At least that boy like you do, like you do.
Alright, I'm going to go.
Alright.
You're a little bit of a healing.
We're good this game.
We're doing better.
We're real good this game.
I turned that corner and mean come on we're just staring at each other and I
just started letting that fall in love rip. He licked his lips I didn't know how
I hesitated. Oh oh so once the chance once a lifetime opportunity right there
you could have fallen in love and moved from Paris to be croissants with each other.
I just got a second lab to access Geekon. Nice bro. Should we give one of these a gimmick and then go labs?
I'm in
Well just three minutes into the reloading screen everything's fine. This is great. This is great
I got another one keycard. Oh, fantastic
EP last night
You may give it get good get into the game try getting into the game
I'm literally gonna have a connection thank you. That's why I'm the leader of this group. That's why I have the idea
second in command
Yes, you are. Yes, you are. I'm proud. I'm proud to have you at my
I'm first in command. I'm first in command. I lead the troops into battle. I lead troops into the black and into the flame
that you are welcome of that I was P ammo for the P ammo there's where we're
Maybe not maybe sniper from up top
We should definitely get out of this area we're going back across to the bank got him
um
We could or we go into that filing cabinet area. You can get some real money. Yeah, we can do that. I'm done
It's a real cash and you are this not sitting over sitting. What's all that?
That's behind us. There've been people fighting over there for a while
The ricochet that was right there next to us
Yeah
You give a guy again his soul is dead
His is
That house snappy. I'm a double right you
Not before I do double for the leader dies the idea
Whoo! This is why I am the ideal leader of the Bone Collector.
Kill something, something.
Hey, watch out. Want to get by you?
Oh, yeah.
I'm in.
Oh, buck!
Where are you guys?
We're in the, uh...
Oh, my God, dude.
...spot with all the filing cabinets.
All right, I hear you guys.
They don't have a gun.
You do. It's on the ground, on the staircase, wherever you walk up.
Oh, my God.
Blessing, blessing, blessing, blessing.
I see a Tomahiti knife.
Oh.
Tomahiti knife.
Who go to Yard then take a couple of days from here.
His IGL mean in-game leader.
What everybody respects, looks up to me.
He thinks he's sexy.
Wants to have sex with him.
It is a title that I
It's hard that it's hard to bear that it's hard to bear
But it is a weight that I will carry on my shoulders is he wait that I will carry on my shoulders
For the team for the team or the betterment of the team
Thank you, you know there's no need to thank me gentlemen, I do it out of duty
I do it out of requirement. I just killed a player outside of Lexos
I'm getting your name.
Hm?
Watch me.
I should do something about that.
It's a bunch.
Where are you? Where are you?
Are you guys?
I'm in, uh, I'm in like the gym area right, right next to Lexos.
Gym area. Where's that?
Like behind the Sparge, behind Sparge.
Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
I'm next to Lexos.
Oh, what is that?
What is that?
I killed one
Let's go
We'll leave this mortal loop behind the betterment of the team you is it it would it kill you if you shovel it
No, no, no, no, I can shoot one
Fantastic
You didn't kill a player, you killed a scav?
I killed a player and then I just killed a scav
that was wandering around.
Oh, was that you guys shooting?
You scav.
Shoot it, I see.
Yeah, just go.
Follow me.
Come watch me, watch me.
You watch, you watch.
I'm inside the room next to the gym.
I'm inside the building.
Where's Yabbi at?
Lagging like a motherfucker.
I don't know, I think they might be.
Hey, stop in that building.
Yeah, yeah, I saw that too.
I see my ship, I see my ship, real plane, real plane, 100%
In that building
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm in the building, next to the...
Are you sprinting around?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just stopped, I just stopped
Oh, wait, you're in the tall, tall building right next to the jet
That's me shooting
Oh, okay, now you got to get me in the jet
Can we run across? Can we run across this road?
Sure we can, we just go over here
Okay, I didn't know he was mine
We're coming in, don't shoot us
Roger Roger
little bit of crawling. I gotta come off and say it. I'm a bit chunky.
I'm a chunky little guy.
Hello. Hello.
Oh, you got it. I'm a bit so scared.
He's been without human contact for too long. This is me, this is me.
Give it, what's that volleyball? What's that volleyball in the corner with the hole cut out in the face?
What is that?
It's been so long.
Had to make friends. Oh gimmick I found something for you Kimmer
And throw that thing on the back here, okay, oh
I'm coming back in is me
Let's take please don't tell me he just got one tap. No, I never
Looting them now
Okay, he's got a little bit burn. I'm kind of I'm kind of
That's what if it is going to financially hit the relax office, and then we should do no
Now we could we gotta go damage house
You got any extra rounds?
Oh, dude, guys, I have great news.
I am getting word that I am a real.
I can't quite say the word, but I'm getting word that I am one.
A real one.
A real guy?
I'm not permitted to say it.
I'm not permitted.
I'm not permitted.
Congratulations, dude.
Can you ask him if I'm...
Is Hunt's one as well?
Is Hunt's one as well?
I do not have good news but but I well I've got good news about news he says no
you are not a real good I'm not permitted I'm not permitted yet or I
I don't know if I ever will be, but he says you're close,
very close.
Very close.
Is there any specific things that I need to do
in order to pass?
That you could work on, that you could work on?
Yeah, what could he, like, I feel like you just gotta,
like, you just gotta want it more.
You just gotta want it more, you know what I mean?
Guys, I'm allergic to peas.
We really?
I'm allergic to peas.
I
Just
The goose didn't see if I'm allergic. Oh, yeah, go ahead. What's all that shooting out there? What's going on?
That's me. That's all right. I'm trying it. I need it. I
Need to leave these scabs
Allergic to the goose that's good news that let me say if I'm a little more game you see let me see
See what's going on here?
I have tunnel vision. Oh shit. I'm allergic to morphine
Are you so serious
That's a horrible one to be allergic to
I'm suffering! I'm out of food! I'm out of water! Now I'm dying!
You give me both, Mr. Peanut! You give me both!
How long does this last? Is it over? Is it over?
Is it over?
No, it just drains your food and water. I think that's kind of...
I don't have any water!
Oh, yeah, I do.
Oh, thank God.
Thank goodness.
Okay, well, we found one of the three things.
Good news, boys! We are in the clear yet again!
Woo!
Was that sorry I mean I'm good. I'm allergic to anything. I grew up in the fucking mud
You know at least I live in one of the three things
And you know what propa tall kind of replaces morphine anyways, so it doesn't I feel like in the long run won't really matter
You know what what propa talk kind of replaces a morphine once you get into the leg changes of the game
Meal I'm gonna be so pissed
Oh, I found some apple juice. Thank God. Okay. I'll let you move it. Do you have any extra water?
Yeah, I gotta go. I only have 80 water. I do have water.
I had zero, so I'm using this entire apple juice for myself.
All right, all right, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Oh my god, dude.
Well, I was about to drink that right in front of me. By the way, guys, by the way,
All right, so I don't know if you know this but remember how you talk about how we can exploit the new system
Someone already did find an exploit
Yeah, you put juice in your butt
Yeah, and it has 40 out of 40
You don't have to drink the whole thing to get the 60 second painkiller. You have to drink one of the 40
So if you have one juice you have 40 60 second painkillers
Juice man's gonna be fucking electric you hear that yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we should have probably done you should have probably done
We know we know we know
Bro, he wants us in maximum pain
Just went through the ground
No
I got it. Holy crap. Nice. I thought it was got forever.
I put that in mine. Now we're in your lap.
They just poured that asphalt. They just poured that asphalt.
You guys, I wonder if Labs has 100% black division or something.
We're just so fucking rich.
I can be sick.
And again, I put Hunch yesterday, but nobody really has Labs yet, so nobody's really going there.
And Labs is the only map in the game that lets you load in by yourself if there's no other players.
So we can go to a really obscure server when nobody plays,
plays where it's like two in the morning over there and just get no
lab three by itself you're rich
give us what time is living in here like hour and four hour forty five
smart cheater we have you tried have you tried sucking me wait quickly
quickly sir try sucking me quickly it's no time this don't hide this is also did
you know for sure I just saw something run left or right towards us
I'm scared.
So I drop my backpack at the damaged house and then you'll do the quest and stuff?
Or do you need some steam stuff or scab we'll come take it?
Probably that option.
Probably that, probably that.
can't have shit oh I sure touch poop right on top of the theater and hold it
no more boss would you rather try to survive in talk of in real life for one
year there's a dead player up here or would you rather play in the try to
survive in Detroit for seven and a half minutes
Hold on P's good of a question. I think there's an actual player. Oh
My god
A lot of dead players here. Oh, there's a dead guy right here. He's a looted
Nice HK
Hey
Don't take it yet guys guys. There might be some here. That's what I've been trying to say
I
was killed by
Blicky menage
you guys see
me that
that guy's the real deal
you
Detroit is a chill place
for real
yeah
no ya no for sure
I'm in relax
It has it's me this me this I'm in a lot out. I think my scab. Yeah, I got chopped right
Is a player
Wait, you don't see this guy running in place right here. No
No, no, no, there's this guy.
There's another guy.
Yeah, there's one on the ground for me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute now.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, we're going to be massive.
We are massive.
We are massive.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
Oh
My gosh dr. Jekyll is a pain and suffering
I'm in the door here does this guy not have a
I
He I'm on the street laying down or next to the street laid down behind like a tree bush thing
Okay, this is me mods
Sir sir you have um you have a
Very beautiful eyes
Idiot
You're very beautiful I said
very beautiful eyes
very beautiful eyes
you don't mean that
I'm out of water, so I'm leaving.
Let's go!
To be honest, I got a decked out, MPX, a nice HK, and an AKS-74U from those guys, that's
pretty great.
I got an AKS as well, pretty decked, fairly decked, I'd say semi decked, actually pretty
That's never been stream site in Tarkov. It's just cope cuz you're terrible
That's range big dude don't do it
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Are you sure?
He's turning.
Excellent rain, gentlemen. Excellent rain.
Excellent rain, gentlemen. Excellent rain.
as happy I got out at all after crashing and literally five minutes to get back into the race.
Guys, guys, I don't like me to complain because Tarkov usually goes absolutely dog shit for me
and I hate my life, but we keep getting super rich in these raids. We never complete our quests.
Well, it's getting rich is the ultimate quest.
We just completed the quest.
We just completed the quest.
Oh, yeah!
Woo-hoo!
Good thinking, boss.
That's where they picked the big box.
I mean, I'm not, just to be clear, I'm not completing any quests.
Playing with you guys tonight is actually a detriment to my progression.
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Oh, you know what?
You know what?
I
Know I don't fucking your shirt. I knew that's what you're gonna say
Yeah, we all knew that was what that we all knew that was that's what I wanted
I wanted the sense of impending doom
I wanted just like those medications you see on TV with your entire the financial compensation
I wanted the sense of impending doom for you
I wanted you to give a sense of what I might say right there. Just for me to say it. You
Serious say it
I can't believe you'd say that to me of all people after what I've been through.
That's right.
Now reach back around your rear with both of your hands ungloved and stretch your butt
cheeks out vertical so that it is nice and open and the third eye is visible.
I'm coming in.
Oh no.
After you see what's coming in.
I'm coming in.
After I jumped in front of those bullets.
After I jumped heroically, jumped in front of those bullets.
You are such a hero, you're my hero.
That's right.
You're my hero.
Wait guys, do we go back to,
You're much better.
Straight to your labs.
Down floor.
I think we go to labs,
I'm not going to be there for too much longer.
What?
I thought you said you were staying up all night.
I think I'll stay there.
As well as I've been, I've had a wall.
You took Adderall three and a half hours ago. Could the greatest streamer
Give me medicine works, but when you take it since you were a child it doesn't bark like that
Watch let me tell you something I took five minutes. Okay, I know I've been
By the way, twitch twitch marreras. I was medically prescribed. Let me tell you something
When I pop that blue pill in saw God, I waited 30 minutes. I
Saw God for 13 hours straight for 13 hours straight
You could have put a weight of a thousand pounds on my shoulders
two thousand bucks and I would have tricked up the Eiffel Tower. I would have climbed Mount Everest.
I would have I would have taken on Rome. I would have concocted nations. I would have I would have
gone to the moon if that was what was required of me. Lord. Well, there's a difference between me and
you watch you have had for body you know yeah that's true honestly it would be
like horse tranquilizer for a big fella like yourself that's it probably
doesn't do as much as much
I
Don't you bad by the way guys we all say that real quick
Well, I was medically prescribed so don't be an idiot
I should have been medically prescribed. I'm an undiagnosed living my worst life
so happy for you.
Mm-hmm.
You know, one day, I'm so happy about everything Tarkov has done, great updates, great wife.
One day I'll be able to stack three out of fours and three out of fives with other things.
So I can have just one full stack of an item, you know?
Yeah.
Too much to add.
I can't even put a rail on the bottom.
I can't buy it.
There's none on the fleet.
So, you've thought about fucking yourself.
I have considered it.
I have considered it.
Yes, I have considered it.
Now guys, listen, this is what we're going to do.
I'm going to Alt-Def4 and close my game.
I'm going to choose a under 130 ping remote server that no one would be on.
We are going to go to factory.
You're going to transit the labs, hopefully with no one else in the raid.
I'm going to bring my green key card.
We're gonna play this very very safe. We're gonna be there for the full 35 minutes
We kill every black division. We kill every raider. We loot the green room
We loot every room and we leave it literally millions of dollars
Agreed. You don't fuck this up. We get one shot at this. You get one shot at this. We don't we have another
All right, let's do it. Let's do it
One more raid
I close my game with you guys. An hour and a half. Maybe a little less give it
you're on all night, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm on all night. I can play till
whenever. Let me choose a server one second.
Where would nobody be awake? Where is no one awake? Alright guys, peanut's
choosing a server. Everybody get ready. What are y'all thinking he's gonna go?
I know what time is it in Nigeria Nigeria is probably nine to ten hours ahead
no it's a penis too high it's two to two I'll do let's do this one it's two it's
It's too, too, too high.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I got him.
I got him.
Die.
I got him.
Right now, there's no time to waste.
Everyone pause.
I can't even select a server.
You must complete this task.
It is essential to the operation.
I've selected my server.
I have selected, in the game, by the way.
In the game voice.
In the game, I have selected the server.
He's kind of proceed. This is our moment. This is our time. Hmm. What time did you start streaming
us? I've been live for 14 hours. Oh, that's there goes our there goes that man. And it
goes my hero. What do you mean she goes? What do you mean she goes? There goes my hero.
You seem late sometimes. Does your wife get like mad when you seem late? Well, I would
imagine she would get mad because I mean, it's 1.30 in the morning and you get out of
your chin. She's just laying in bed fast asleep. And suddenly boom, boom, the headboard starts
wobbling, bouncing against the wall. The room sees as if it's going to tear itself apart.
The seat starts shaking. The dog wakes up, starts barking as if there's an invasion
against the house. I could see why you get off a little earlier than us. For sure. For
I think I'm going to get it.
Wow. That took a turn. I can well I'm just when you have to roll around you ever roll on your dick.
I bounce on it like a pogo stick right to bed right lay my head on the pillow fast asleep I am fast asleep sleep like a baby sleep like a baby I do yes yes good question.
What are we gonna get in this raid next week?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We guys basically bring extra food and water because we're getting in there and we're not
leaving till the end.
Oh, that's true.
Not leaving till the very end of this raid.
They're not coming out.
So get ready for the Long Hall.
This is serious.
If you get one shot at this, we do not die.
And you don't halt till we do not yield.
This is the big one.
This is the big boy.
This is the big boy.
We eat and drink real quick one second.
Okay, I'm good to go. I have my lab's access key card. I have my heals. I have extra heals. I have grenades.
We're probably gonna need a couple more grenades than usual because we're gonna have to bait out the black division and the raiders.
Um, wait, I just realized, wait, are they still doing that thing where the code is on the wall? Do I even need key cards?
No, I think that was the event, right?
That was the event?
Okay, okay, I'm gonna bring the green keycard.
Is that permanent?
I don't know.
I'll be sick of this permanent fucking keycard.
I mean, I mean my green keycard, my access keycard, and, okay, let's do it.
Are you guys ready?
Oh, shit, my ski was hidden that entire time.
I'm ready!
All right, let's do it, dad!
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
$100 on gimmick die first I'm level 10 I'm a level one tree I'm barely hanging
in there progressing 0% yeah I probably will yeah good thank God I was I thought
it might be me whoo close one close one wait I'm gonna bring an ecstasy
basket I'm bringing an ecstasy basket I'm not dealing with that there moment I'm
not dealing with that at all whisper of the moment the first moment of the moment
Well, I have access to better than donkey loop. I'm gonna be you're gonna be you're gonna see me flying
beautiful blonde curly hair seven feet long
flowing down labs like a Greek god like a killies at the battle of Troy
You you just joined the raid the best rate of the night the most hard rate of the night with a gun
worth less than a Doritos Locustaco. I see now on my screen. I see you as you are. I see you as you are.
My hutch for the massive gun I gave him also they have. I'm full of VP and VT. All right. It's all
the matters. Yeah, by the way, I always I just realized my buggy leaves just reminded me. I have the
black key card and the green key card.
Oh, I really hope I remember to bring my lapster car.
Did you?
What do you think right now?
No, I can't open my wallet.
I'm pretty sure it's in there.
I'm pretty sure it's in there.
I swear to God, if we go to Faggmy with our best kids.
I'm like 90% sure it's in there.
OK, that's, I'm going to roll those dice.
I'm going to roll those dice.
I'm going to roll those dice.
Oh, quick, loosey-ducey. Get extra focused. Oh shit, let's ride!
Get the hell out of here boys, I can't beat you.
Dude we are big and you just had a body, so bad.
That was a big guy.
Look at your pig at the top right guys.
This is a distant Sarah.
Alright listen listen, no holding angles in these fights
and we must swing the fuck out of people.
Well that's why I chose a server,
because hopefully there's no one real here,
that we are literally no one.
Well, if we do run into somebody we must swing we swing especially with this big no holding
You can't hold with 140 pick absolutely not if they swing us
We are we'll kill us all three before we see him. I just the most important rate that we've done so far
This is one right right here. We've got to find lock it. I
Want to leave all you guys with bags full of loot?
Yes, massive massive bags full of loot
Finally is that doggies?
Finally, is that doggies that we're seeing on the screen?
Is that doggies?
That was like three hours ago.
That was like three hours ago.
Well, we finally saw it, gentlemen.
We finally saw it just as the prophecy for Torn.
Just as the prophecy for Torn, as the architects had designed.
There it is. There it was. There it was. There it was. Thank you so much Mr. Dougie. Appreciate
you my boy. By the way, now that nobody can stream save us, we are in Europe. We are in
the UK. We are fighting the Brits. So these guys will be very untrained with guns. They
will probably be rushing us with long knives. Are you messing with the flicking turkey gang?
Oh, have you know our studio or studio my mom my mom gave me this kitchen knife when I was 13
Oh, we're holding that have a stance something like that something like that
So just honestly the surprise easy fights these guys have literally no idea they look at a gun
It's alien tech to them. It's alien tech. I don't think you can even hold them in the game or their own government will arrest them
I got a bitch, we inside, we ride with the mans in the night, take it away, just a vibe,
take it over, you the sky, robbing the made-back, she be lost, I told her I guess it's fine,
I'm just a payback, but she fine, I gave her a shoe, she done, I gave her a shirt, where
she down, I kept her a shirt, where she down, I keep her a shirt, where she down, I keep
I came in that bitch with a knife
And she was taking her life
Huddle, play with no guns
If you pull up, you play it for fun
Fuck a bitch with no band, he burnin'
You might stop it and know what you mean
I'm up on the list for a crack
The bitch she sent in my rap
The bitch was supportive on that
Fuck a bitch in the back in a carry
Fuck a bitch in the back in a limb
I don't give a fuck, bitch, come back
I don't give a fuck, bitch, back in a fit
Little bitch with some bands in a gig
That's right again!
This is probably good news and taking slot that means there's probably no one here.
This is good news.
This is good news.
This is great news.
This is great!
Third single, 7th cent.
Hey peanut, today is my buddy Hayden's birthday.
Okay!
Can you wish him a happy birthday?
Happy birthday Hayden!
Thank you Mr. Nut and Godspeed Solidar.
Anytime, anytime, anytime, anytime!
Oh, but he's got a lot of magical activities.
I think this is a good thing. I think you're doing that right? I don't know. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm a PNG to take care of you.
I'm a PNG to take care of you.
You're not too sure.
I'm a PNG.
Typically, the faster you load into a raid,
like if it's instant on labs,
whenever I was running it all the time,
that's whenever they were empty.
Really?
Because you're the only one connecting.
But we're also not connecting.
Yeah, there it is.
It's been saying preparing the game for a while for me.
in there. Are you serious? I would get one as well. Yeah. Oh my god. We might have overcooked
and we might lose everything. But if we connected to the factory, then we should be able to connect
to this. The only problem is, is because the built in pancake, we might be fucked.
Our peak is only like 100, 200 though, 200. We're nowhere near that.
I will say I'm edging. I'm more than 135. I'm like 184.
Are you in red? I'm not any more than 130. 135. I'd never go past 140.
140. Oh, I'm loading objects. I'm loading objects. I'm getting in. I'm getting in.
Same. We got loot pools loaded. Alrighty. Let me alt that four and I'll try and
reject. Oh, I tried to keep from being fat.
What? Oh, he, in what way would that be true? You jackass?
I was just reading the chat box. I was just reading the chat box. Will you tell him to shut up?
Yeah shut up! Shut up idiot! Shut up idiot!
I call him, not call him that. I like to backbite.
Call him fat, you fat ass, you fat bitch!
Ah!
Thank you.
I call me skinny, now call me skinny.
I think the discord is breaking up.
Oh
I just want to bring you up. What do you have it's ringing up? Oh shit. It's a discord
It's a good video. It's good. We get oh my gosh. Don't tell me I may have a and fucking freezer, bro
No, no, no, you're not even here yet. You're not even in the game. You're safe. You're safe. I
Guess is a good thing, right? Oh
Yeah, that's a good thing I think unless I'm stuck on fact
3
Is he stuck?
Yeah, no way
Oh shit
It's a real real person, real person right in front of me
Right in front of me
Oh my god, he's right into the, into the um
The hangar
The hangar
He's right right in the hangar
Come over here, come over here, I'm gonna kick this door
I'm gonna kick this door
Now he's watching us
Do not hold that window boys
Do not hold that window
Watch us, watch us, watch us
No no, don't leave up top cause I'm gonna spawn up there
I'm gonna spawn up there
Right here, we're right here
We'll hear, we'll hear somebody
Somebody will hear him as he kills me
Okay
You're not even spawning in the game. You're not in you're not in the game yet
I'm here I spawned all the way down the lane all the way down the lane come over here come on
You guys come over here. We're gonna get this guy in the in the in the in the hangar
You know that was me somebody call the elevator there's two guys me running up me running up
Getting buttons up and right
Ok, Mayor. Welcome Mr. Huts, welcome. Welcome to our club, welcome to our club, welcome to our club, welcome to our club, welcome to our club.
Yes, I'm going to go back up top and watch you guys go down okay?
I'm going to go up there and show the whole business.
is hitting ones like crazy because they're trying to spawn all the writers on the map to flesh us out
so much force doesn't make them farm bumps i hear him be careful looking at watching watching
are either stream snipers or they're just crazy
It's very common to do early. What everyone's here for writers crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're crazy
These Brits are crazy as you realize that although we went to the British people at 3 a.m. The pub you sleep people that aren't asleep
Literally have zero bitches. I kind of got the fact that
I think we might have just turned on the difficult.
Stay fast, stay vigilant.
This guy's got to still be in the hangar.
I've got to see him leave.
What time do we have?
26 minutes, we've got to get moving.
I mean, I can start going.
I mean, I have Alton, so.
We're just kind of gone.
I mean, I, I, I.
Oh, you know what?
I bet you it's the same guy doing all this.
I'm gonna hit the hanger one right,
right now to the elevator one.
This is why the same guy, he's probably not even here anymore.
I bet you, I bet you.
And then who's the third one to hit, who's the third one to hit?
Would that have been the other hanger?
was there is another one between there
we hit the one you left you
the elevator down below
all you are i've been with hundred at the other of the other elevator
i bet you that's all the right side
that's a long way to go
we can go though i mean it was
uh... you know check
which was read
there i would not
don't think that i'd
but let me lead
I will choose that, I will choose that, alright, one, one, one, one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me lay, let me lay.
Okay, fast, fast, fast.
Okay, sorry.
Yeah, I heard someone.
We're possibly in red
So it's one of you
I can open it up. I'm gonna open up a teepee. I'm right with peanut. Just careful careful
Don't need a rush
We're done the chance. Okay, that's about the loot guys
I'm gonna need inside of red. Okay, so you're good
Something something
Who took the bus beans and a fire steel oh this is already
I'm here in something bro unless it's one of you I'm over the door I'm over the door
We're just use a key in there. That's not like a key opening
Maybe I was a glitch when I opened that door. There was it sound like it's gonna enter the key
You could have just closed red
I
Just went in red and closed it
Which is which is
You might want to have someone sit here hold this door
Hero
We were to bug it happened it happened to my boys today. Okay. We are keep moving them
Yeah, it is I just heard it open or I heard a key whenever I open this. Oh
Let's move
I'm going inside the room right here, what's he, is he went in here?
No I'm not.
Clear, clear, clear.
Clear clear chocolate with there's an extra door here. What the hell is this?
That's the new loot spot. What what is it? No one's back here, right? I can shoot outside. No, you know sight
What is this? I've never seen this
Go to peak go to peak
Straight out and take a left first door. I think that's block key card 2.0
Well my block you can't work. Yes
Oh my god, it's a way bucky car works in two places now
Yeah
We check wait
That's a guy checking with flashbangs for radars across the map.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Did I just use two uses?
Okay, this might not actually be worth it.
I just used two uses on my black key card.
I got an intelligence folder, three rollers, and something called a cardinal apartment key.
Is that something good?
Cardinal's okay.
I thought that was my last one. I thought that was my two uses of my shed.
You're looking for a Bitcoin or something crazy. Make sure you search that whole room.
Wait, hold on. Give me, this guy might be much.
Yeah, I'm just looking. I wouldn't take anything.
I know it. Listen, I'm very honorable. I wouldn't take a damn.
Okay, I feel like you've taken anything.
No, no, no, no.
Over there boys
It was a task. It was a task. It was a tasking
Well, I'm gonna give you a $200,000 key
That boy. That's nice
Are we at we a hutch?
Wait, is this a quest thing?
Say that quest. Say that quest.
Hutch, why don't we come to the quest level?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is cool
It took a big one. Give it!
Did you take a big one? No, no, no
I did not take the break, you're being one.
Oh my god. Oh, I got the ram.
I have to play over on me.
Is that the medical, medical tense?
Out at the bottom.
Next to it.
Next to the...
the computers that can have the computers that can have the black card
the one where it has all the toxic containers yeah yeah yeah yeah the dome
right there's multiple there's more than one person here unless I mean it could
team mates there's four hk across and then there's one in the middle of the map
that is on the floor oh my god it's a really it's a really nice
I should not say that there's not so I'm just gonna check really quickly really
quickly oh my god that's a wisdom on the floor oh my god yeah I think the teammates
they're clearing out the map right now at Redhurst I don't want to shoot you how
We
Flower plant
You won't see you look towards me. You will not see me. He's over there
Peek-a-nip. I'm peeking
Outside you
They're on the other side
I'm gonna be on the opposite side here we got it. We got it. I got a guy. Yep. Yep. Yep.
can you tell me one more time what actually is he did this room he's on the
there they're bottom bottom floor bottom floor he's in the flower bed
underneath the stick these guys are unknown no they're like I sounded like
one was towards the middle but he could be up on top of the cat walk across near
green.
How'd you dodge?
What's your touch?
I've seen anything.
Talk to you to be
I hear him over there.
Don't I don't have another day?
We're on second floor right now. Don't don't shoot us. We're
creeping. We're creeping.
Yep.
I'm gonna peek down below.
You're nothing though
He's over there. I'm gonna talk about pk. We're running out of time to loot right here. I can't be sorry boys
But me who just jumped you heard me jump yeah, I did not you did him where the fuck are you guys?
Yeah, I don't hear you guys you guys are in a completely different location than me
What's the matter with the medical guys yeah, I have someone near me their offices
What the fuck yeah, yeah, do you see the scope I scope?
Yeah, wait these guys might be cheaters
Yes, I've never seen that before I never see that either. There's someone inside server room 100% though. I'm metal
I'm coming to you
Was I just got to shot me once
awful crazy timing yeah let's draw it right look at look at offices look at
offices dark offices he's right up there
that you guys running yeah there was much ready
I'm looking in the dark right now. I don't see nothing.
Kippy Park sent. I miss you peanut.
Oh, Kippy Park sent.
This is very scary.
This is very scary.
Kippy Park, good to see you again.
Good to see you again.
Long time.
Are you ready?
No.
We're ready to just lay down.
Okay, that's you.
That's us, that's us, that's us, that's us.
We're warming, we're warming our way.
What time we have?
It's 60 minutes.
Oh, dingle!
He's gonna be in dog houses.
He's gonna be in four dog houses.
It's 100%.
I see my shield!
I see my shield!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Is that still doesn't explain the metal that I heard inside the circle?
No, no, no, no, no, there's more.
There's more.
That was nice. That was nice.
There's me. There's me.
Did I kill that guy? Can you see this guy?
No, I definitely killed him.
I let him, but I didn't do that.
That was a cool shot.
You sure?
That's it.
I don't even want to loot. I just want the glory.
I just looted golden dumbbells, and I'm now at 68 weight.
Yes.
I just want the dumbbells are usually heavy.
Guys, we should really kill the last guy before we start looting.
I know it sucks, but that's what we should do.
Well, server room was the last thing I heard.
That's what we should search first.
Hey, I'm moving over there.
I need to use.
There's two work.
There's two work.
There's two, there's two, there's two work.
You some sort of lose something table you come on table
Black table
black table possibly
Near dark or blacky car will you guys possibly fuck up?
Not sure a black card a black crate God is not
The title the tale is old man
I
Like a piece of this last shit
Come on green stairs right now
We wait
You guys have a back both you guys have a backpack right yes, yeah, I just dropped mine. Why were you in dark offices me me me me me?
I just drop mine. Oh, I just dropped mine. I'm done. GG's guys. GG's. Hello there
I love a day. I love a day. I love a day. Good luck boys. Y'all got this.
Oh my god. You said yes. I dropped mine. And as soon as you said yes, I dropped mine.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so glad that I was up the window. Oh my god. Oh god. Well.
oh my well oh thank god it wasn't me that killed him oh my god that guilt must be overwhelming you
oh my goodness that guilt must be overwhelming you must again this is the biggest
reason why it must be overwhelming you I could get out with all this stuff very easy very easy
Well, I mean, I smell.
I smell.
I smell.
Wait, what is RBPP?
Isn't that?
I know what that is.
Isn't that that medical quest I'm reserving?
I have no idea.
I think that's a really expensive key.
The elevator is still open.
Move like mad.
Move like crazy.
Move like crazy.
Oh, I gotta put my tongue.
I'm just gonna test if I'm allergic. I have to know. I have to know.
So this will remind me of my entire life if I'm allergic to this.
Thank god.
How was the clothes seat?
Ah, it wasn't close. You were in the clear, boys. We're in the clear.
Oh my god.
How was the clothes seat?
Ah, it wasn't close.
Alright, we, uh, we, uh, we, uh, looking good.
I'm by, uh,
Uh, by the stairs, level two, on Hutch's body.
What stairs?
What stairs?
What stairs?
You're like, what stairs?
You're like, what stairs?
Ah, sorry, uh, the um, like, my black, my black, but one, one down, one down.
I knew I'd kill this guy, I fucking knew it!
Hutch is a liar!
Fucking knew it!
I knew it! We did kill that guy!
I knew it!
Good shot, boys! Good shot!
Reading stairs, is that the, like, the, the windy stairs?
The one that goes all the way from the top to the bottom?
gimmick
We're gonna have to have some serious communication during this raid, my boy.
Ah, sorry, sorry. I-I-I mean, the spirits are overwhelming me.
That's okay, that's okay.
I'm one level, okay, I'm at Black Room,
I'm at Black Room, I'm at Black Room.
I'm at Black Room, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Who are you at?
I'm in Dark Offices, the opposite one,
where we kill that guy, so we kill that guy,
right next to the Dark Offices, I'm at it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, I'm going up a level,
right above Black Room, I'm gonna be lootin'
the 17, uh, uh, Dark, Black Division.
Oh, you got it, you got it.
I'm in the whole loopy room here in a second.
You're up, it was much as you can,
we got 10 minutes, you got 10 minutes,
By the way, that guy is still looking in the center somewhere.
He'll be very careful. Very careful.
I'm certain that that was not the man that we killed.
Certain that I'm 100% certain.
Okay. All right. All right.
You need your 50K?
I think that's pretty good.
I think that's decent. I'll take it for now.
Take it for now.
Thanks for letting me go, boss. Let me go. Thanks for that.
The quotes are 100K.
Really?
No, there's weird stuff that's worth a ton of money for no reason.
It's stuck. It's stuck.
It's stuck.
It's stuck. It's stuck.
I
Don't know about you, but she gave it to me like that
Pretty damn loaded sir
It's me spending this week's pretty would agree where you at what level you want
Level to same right above black key card
Yeah, I see I see I see okay. I'm a little green. I'm a little green.
And I'm in. I'm in. That's okay.
It's stressful. It's stressful. It's stressful.
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be fine.
Wait, did you just hit metal?
I think I did. Let me try again.
Yeah, I did. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh fantastic, an old scope!
Oh Max, where Max?
Max, where Max?
Stay forward, stay forward, stay forward!
He cannot die.
Nothing, nothing.
Keep moving, keep moving, keep rolling, keep rolling.
We're blowing it. We're gonna try to... 8 minutes, 8 minutes.
Keep frosting, Mr. Keebix, keep frosting.
I'm frosting. I'm just gonna loot these guys, and then I'm good. I'm already overweight.
I'm good.
We're gonna slip and dip. It's gonna be a slip and dip situation.
Certified slip and dip situation?
I see you here.
I'm thinking of certifying...
Oh my God, that would be wonderful, that would be wonderful.
That would be wonderful. Oh, what?
Oh
Big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money
Hi, where's my door?
I think it's food. I think there might be some food.
It's used for printing.
Yeah, I'll switch to the right switch for printing.
I think we might be full-nooted unless I'm missing something oh she wasn't very
bountiful it was some decent stuff but it wasn't there it wasn't extremely
bountiful is everything was everything as long as we get out it's worth the it's
worth the key card price I'm ready to rumble
We're gonna rumble
I'm gonna go that I did not hit the test tube. Excuse me. What's it?
You want quick say good much one
We're all you really hate residential yet boss. We have to get residential before we go
That's a much sense of my I'm moving like a worm
I'm moving like a worm like a worm like a worm six minutes
I'm moving like a worm like a web like a web. What did we run into it black division on our way out?
And we got a
Hey, you ready outside, okay, listen if you want to get out of the game, I'm gonna go ahead
I gotta go ahead. He's my duty. He's my duty
It's regular extract right it's not like the event yes, I go ahead black room
I'm just a little guy
I'm just a little guy
I
Not hear the BBB that means we're not the first ones here. I'm gonna go in without my backpack. Let me see it
Hello
No, oh
It's already open. Oh my god that bastard here. He looted it. You already down here bodies down here
No, we're
Down down going down. I'm down below going to elevator
I'm not gonna say well, I'm in the hall going towards elevator
Oh my god, this is all about division. Oh my god. Okay, go on without me. I must wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Don't don't um
Um, um, right wait hold the elevator for me. Hold you hold the elevator for the last second
To the last second to the last second. Right. Last thing you know, you could also just call the elevator
Double call situation. No, no, I'm not gonna be down there until the very end
Wait, wait.
What a botch, what a botch.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Psh.
Oh my God.
What a guard.
I'm getting rich, I'm getting rich, I'm getting rich.
I'm getting so rich, I'm getting so rich.
Oh, we're getting rich, we're getting rich!
You're getting, did you call the elevator?
Calling it.
Oh my God.
This crazy.
You're crazy.
This has come up, this has come up, this has come up, this has come up right here.
Veryyup!
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I
I'm fucking huge!
You make- you play with me right now?
I will injure mortal life.
I will injure mortal life. I'm fat!
I'm fat as shit!
Even if Starfords offer you a 1590, you kill me right now and I'll never forgive you.
What's the weight limit on this elevator?
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Holy crap, what's that massive, holy crap.
My God, I tell you, I've got that massive huge.
That just set me up for 20 raids.
That just set me up for 20 raids.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, no, that must have been a bust.
You got a kill?
Yeah, PMC.
great oh nice nice shot nice I said I said you guys got backpacks on and you
said yes and hutch said yes he said yes I just dropped it but he already said
yes and I was already peeking when I the second I heard you both say yes I
I peak that shit
I know late game
This is not a lot late game, but this early in the wife. This is massive
Yeah, well honestly, it's really nothing
To be honest, mr. Give it is really nothing
Maybe it was big for you mr. Matt and mr. Give it. He was massive you know, I said one of my stats. It was really nothing
It's really truly maybe for someone of your stature. It was so it was me by that
Someone someone like you so someone like you it was it was it was massive. It was
In reality in reality it was so it was one of my stature sort of a little project to talk about it was really nothing
It was really nothing. It's just another day. You know, we call it over here the muck of little nations
You seem really another day another dollar. That's what we call it another day in the office. Like was no real
I'm not excited at all. Honestly, I'm disappointed with myself. I'm disappointed. I'll give you one big second while I unpack my guilt.
Run up with the stack, what's the fuckin' crap?
Get em fuckin' bread, gettin' fuckin' bands
Pull up on your mans like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' fuckin' rocks, smokin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the back, what's the fuckin' strap?
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the feet, what the fuckin' beat?
Sticky on my head, bicky on my shit, Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib, bick on my
crib, I'm a fuckin' crib, Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop, all this fuckin'
bread, make me wanna poop, Pull up to the studio, take a dup, hoppin' out to a
It's been she had a truly honestly elementary elementary elementary
It was an elementary made rudimentary even at bass at bass at bass. It was an honest nothing honestly nothing
I seem to remember you whooping right when you got out. I do not remember whooping
You see whooping remember you whooping that does not sound like me at all
I've never whooped. Are you insane? I heard whooping. Yeah. Whoop whoop whoop whoop.
Is that what it was like? Can you, one more time? What was that? What did you say?
All right. Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop. Something like that. No, not that I recall. No.
No. No. I genuinely wish I could help you figure this out, but I doubt wasn't me.
me. That wasn't me. No. What? Do you guys remember any whooping? One more time. What
did it sound like? Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Something like that. Any whooping? No whoops.
No. No whoops. He's crazy. I'm not remembering a single whoop. No. No, we really don't. Whooping?
W-O-O-P-I-N-G
W-H-O-O-P-E
Dash-I-N-G
WAP
Wet-ass pussy
Whooping
That's what it is guys
He was looking at my wet-ass pussy
He's European, he's spelled it wrong
You think you have a WAP?
I wouldn't do that
Wet-ass pussy
I wouldn't do that
That's what it was
I wouldn't do that
That's what it was
I've got ethics, sir
On my way out
I was saying my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack
and you confuse that with lap which because you European you spelled it whoo and
thought that's that's what's going on here okay well we means okay
there it is basically we cracked this case might open we cracked this case wide
open all right well if you say so I guess that's what it was guys that's what
it was that's an all I was confused as you I was I was looking at you I was
Look at your face and you look confused.
I was confused too, but now that makes sense.
Now that makes a lot of sense.
Yeah.
Oh, good, good.
That could be one quick second.
There was a, there was a slight knock on my door.
Why don't we go in that lab?
I have to go pee as well.
Let's do, let's take a quick animation.
All right.
Quick animation.
Dinkle time.
Dinkle time.
Dinkle time.
One moment, be right back, be right back.
I can't, the music, we gotta go over here.
All right, be right back, I'm gonna do a quick teakle
and figure out what was going on with,
what was going on with that knocking at my door.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back in just one slight moment.
In one slight moment, I will be right back.
Be right back.
I haven't done.
I haven't done.
I did.
It wasn't, hold on, wait, the music is too loud.
The music is too loud.
Far too loud in here, far too loud.
I haven't turned, I haven't turned.
Oh, it was, it was, it was meat and potatoes.
She's, she's switching it up on me.
She's switching it up on me drastically, these potatoes.
Fuck you, fuck me, what did I do?
What did I do?
I didn't do anything, I did nothing.
Oh, he missed me.
Oh, he's reading my last few messages by God of 14 years, has a super rare gene disorder
that only 112 people in the world have.
His non-verbal, she loves watching your stream.
Please tell her hi.
Thank you Mr. B.
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Well, let me see.
Hopefully YouTube saved him.
Hopefully.
Give me one second.
Let me take a look.
Did YouTube save?
Oh my goodness.
And with the and with the event today. Oh with the event today. I'm down
Let me see. Let me give it a shot. Let me give it a shot. Hold on one second
Let me see with I'm saying this event has just destroyed this this this drops me that's destroyed my entire system
I do apologize
This drops of it has destroyed my entire system for the seams all the way from the top to the bottom. Oh my goodness
Yeah, no, I
Yeah, this whole thing is fucking broken. This whole thing is just not working
I have a bad day for this damn
Not my entire system is fucked. All of it's fucked. All of it screwed. All of it screwed. I'm so sorry, but but and no
Hello
Hello, what could the name of that work be? Hold on. Let me know that doesn't show me the previous ones either
That one doesn't show me the previous ones either. I'm telling you guys
It's my whole thing is screwed because it's drops of it. Everything's broken. I can only see the the the current one. Oh
I can always I swear. I can always see the current one. I swear. Oh
Well nonetheless nonetheless
Hello hello, I'm glad you enjoy the streams. I'm glad you enjoy the streams
I hope you do it very well a very swell
I'm just gonna call you Dakota's little one Dakota's little one
I hope you're doing very swell in all of your endeavors. I hope you're doing great. I'm glad to have you here
I'm glad to have you here. I hope you do it well. I hope you do it well
Glad to have you here Dakota's little one. Oh
Oh
Well, she's not the best for kids, but you know, you know, you do whatever you want
You know, you you get out of you go crazy if you want you go you get you get crazy if you want you go crazy
If you want you go crazy or I personally don't recommend the stream a little one, but you know, you go crazy
You go crazy if you want you go crazy. I personally done
Um.
Uh.
You look crazy.
Crazy.
Oh, no.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
No round.
There it is.
Thank you.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
Hello, no round.
I hope you're doing very well.
Very well.
Good crazy girl.
You good crazy.
You go crazy girl.
Oh.
Oh, no.
You go crazy girl.
You go crazy girl.
You go crazy girl.
You go crazy girl.
Oh.
You go crazy girl.
Oh, you can try to reset the stream dog.
I'm saying it won't fix this dropping it screwed my system gimmick.
Mr. gimmick is crazy.
Yes, yes, I'm here.
I'm back.
I have great news.
I just got some meat.
I am you got some meat.
Maybe up at there's I'm re energizing.
I'm re energizing.
Oh, good.
My energy levels are low.
Now it's time to pick it back up.
I actually think that the reason I specifically got meat and potatoes today
Uh-huh because my girlfriend looks on tick tock
And she's everybody making fun of her always make me eat noodles, which I
Actually, fuck you guys meet new's is fire
That's pretty good. I'm gonna have me news of me. That's why she's a fucking man
She's getting rage made it she's getting rage made it dude meet noodles are dude. Oh my god
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She got one guy. She got one guy. She's getting one guy on the internet.
I cannot believe that. Now, I'm stuck here with meat and potatoes instead of my delicious
meat and noodles. Because of you. Not me. Oh, you're talking to your chat. My boy. My
boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did not start that rumor. All right. That is not on me,
It's kind of weird. Everybody says you did start that move. What's all that about?
You're getting one guy again. I did not. I never said anything about hamburger helper.
Don't know where. Maybe lemon? I don't know.
I'm giving you what it was you.
Well your people are lying to you. There are liars and deceivers, liars and deceivers.
That's a big play. That's a bold play. Show me the clip. Show me the clip.
Oh.
Oh.
Lemon did indeed start it. Are you serious?
I mean I could also be getting one guide, but they're saying Lemon started it.
Lemon had a comment about Hamburger Helper.
Yeah, it prose probably the limit.
That's not shut my girlfriend off.
Well, that's that's lemon for you.
I'll happen.
I'll happen.
Just print out a picture of lemon handed to her.
And so she has somewhere to direct all of her rage.
We're going to make an effigy of lemon.
And I'm back.
I'm going to burn it.
We're making out in sticks and pictures of lemon.
We're going to burn it.
That's right.
attach one of those those barely legal fireworks that you could buy from several hundred dollars
to it and we're gonna launch leaven into space. Not damn right. Not damn right cathartic cathartic
okay well now that the hunch is gone he's done dragging us down
of course dude i need okay listen i'm down for whatever but can we play some maps i have some
quest on what's far behind what I am like I am it is it's rough out here it's
Russia rough out here for level 10 level 1 traders it's rough out here for your
boy hmm I've got to catch up what what what maps you have inside pretty much
everything with streets everything but let's see we got we got woods we got
interchange we got ground zero we got one on customs oh no I just need to find
in a water bottle anywhere if you find a water bottle you have zero interchange
or woods no I don't got nothing on shoreline it's waiting or no I have the
main storyline on storyline I think the main what about giving me on factory
no no okay I mean I could play factory I'm gonna just play him and get get
money too but maybe we could spritz in some woods interchange and ground zero
spritz it hmm I do it let me see if I've got one to take it
I mean any target I would have a main quest I do have a main quest on
shoreline as well so I could do the I got one so I have to get Sherman's key I
gotta go to the Usec camp and I have to I have to kill 15 targets easy peasy
Easy peasy, we go right to ones
Yeah, beautiful. I'm not gonna be a good kid because uh, I must
Certain since we're playing which we get one shot at from God knows where and they will keep our board alive
I'm gonna I'm gonna also strip down. I'm gonna strip down here night a tasteful strip
I'm even bringing just not a office gas. That is how sir. I am but that we will we will Paris
You will Paris a dastardly you will be Paris within me a moment
100%
What was what moment you got a couple goodies apple goodies yet. Let me see you let me see
Hmm
More containers only for your seasonal character. Yeah, that's why I assume that's why I assume
That's kind of the hot topic. That's kind of hot topic to me
Those containers you get from um
doing the five subs today because of the drops or whatever and
And they're only for your season came to be that's why I just assume I think everything they've been doing right now
It's just for seasonal stuff. That's a that's a hot new jazz
They're trying to they're trying to pump up the I mean yeah, I'm about the jam. Yeah
It seems that seems that seems normal because they're trying to they're trying to yeah pump it up
They're trying to pump it up. They're trying to pump up the J. Excellent. Lee said gimmick. Excellent Lee said
They're trying to pump it up
Yeah, you came up without yourself right now gimmick. Yeah. Yeah, I just came up with that pump it up Wow Wow
Pump it up you say
You really you think you think
You think pretty cool. That is really cool. Yeah mark
Pump up the jam market. Absolutely. It's a big my jam pump up the jam pump up the jam. Yeah, I'm
It's got a ring to it. It's it has a ring to it. Absolutely
Absolutely has a ring to it.
Wait, well, let me ask you a question. Would you rather have 56 damage 29 penetration and minus 30 recoil?
Or would you rather have 65 damage 30 penetration and minus 6 recoil?
I'd rather have the one with
weight
Damage, what about armor piercing?
So here we are the options are
65 damage, 30 penetration, minus 6 recoil.
Or 56 damage, 29 penetration, and minus 30 recoil.
Second, it's 29, uh, it was the first one, 30 penetration and more damage?
Yeah, that one. Get the one with more recoil and better RP.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it has more damage and more penetration, but this one has significantly less recoil, minus 24 more than the other one.
It's all about that first shot right in the head.
Really?
I mean, that's me.
That's me.
I think I'd rather see a little recoil.
It is only one less penetration.
So that is, yeah, you're probably right.
I'm going to do the recoil.
And damaged, the damage is whatever.
The penetrations were really not.
It's the same penetration essentially.
Same penetration.
Yeah, 29 and 30, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I can't remember time I was damn wrong!
I can't remember time I was damn wrong!
I'll tell you that right now.
Okay!
Alright, let's ride!
Let's do it!
Let's get into it!
This is a delicious meal, by the way.
I was wrong about the potato, the potato served me well.
Hmm. Ooh, the base was 7. The base was 7. Good one. Hmm? Okay. I'll tell you now that we've
finally dropped hearts. Oh, now you're gonna make so much progress. He's nice. He's nice
and he's funny. I can't trust him further than you can throw him, am I right, you're
Oh
Give me something. I'm just talking shit about my friend for no reason
That'll happen that'll happen boys gotta be careful gotta be very careful. They're very careful
Oh, there's your tree bubble. This is what good bad good a man. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy
He gives me some joy.
Who's he gonna give me, man?
Oh.
All right.
Hmm.
All right.
Oh, you got the athletics? I'm so busy, so athletics.
Guys, that was a, guys, that was a guy.
That was a full thievery, right?
I mean, I got up to protect the team.
When he said, there's a guy down the road.
I got up to protect the team.
No, I know it was like five hours ago, so you know,
you guys don't remember, but, like, I got up to protect the team,
And then he it was a it was a force whose falsity was a heretic just so that he can steal that letex
Oh my goodness thief thief and a cheap thief cheat and a liar. Oh shit
I just realized we are on the bad shivers
Wait hold on
We one quick second one quick second voice just fixing up the tuning up the old engine
tuning up the old engine here tuning it on up tuning it on up here we go here we go
Oh
You've received what Jesus today absolutely absolutely that sounds like a wild
Wild time a wet and wild time wild and wacky wet and wild and wacky and wild absolutely
We have a weekly good says who's not yet not yet. I'm loot. I've been muted this whole time my bad my bad
Uh, did you are you loading right now? No. Oh
Okay, no, I forgot we were still on the hundred and forty pink service. I
switch off. Ah
Excellent idea. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. I'm now coming back in right now
Get ready to see something pop up on your screen in three two
one
zero now
I'm going to be here.
Bam.
Boom.
Boom.
Excellent.
Ah.
Is it okay if I get to the second the box?
I grant you permission.
I grant you full permission, Sondan.
Oh, yeah.
Where's Lemona?
Is he supposed to be joining?
Yeah.
30 minutes
What I need you to do is I need you to lock the door to wherever you're at and
Tell me you lost the keys. Oh my I'm looking everywhere for the key. Oh, no
He was on one today, I didn't hear that I didn't hear that. Yeah, I didn't hear that
Apparently he won't be tuned and then 1v3 right after
That's what I heard dude listen, I I've got today. I've been this has been listen give me a week
before you judge me, all right?
Give me a week.
I am good at this game.
I was good at this game.
You know, give me a week.
Oh, yeah, I believe you, I believe you, I know how to push that.
I gotta catch up level wise.
I gotta get back into the rhythm.
Yeah.
You
come on let's be crazy you got any armor or a helmet dude you told me that
you're not bringing anything out I would just follow in the vibe and then
you brought out a whole fucking set up here I've got I was just talking about
the guy I got an SKS with some level formula from a nice nice and supple
nice and supple I think I mean now yes am I full of regret yes but we're just
going I thought we were raw dog in it we're raw dog from the country we're
doing we're going in here well yeah oh there's a guy right in front of us this
guy right there you did you did but see this guy up one less less well as who
again interrupting our raid yes beautiful yeah you let's do it and then I got
to go get Yeager's note. Like one does. Like one does. Of course. Of course. Right away.
Right away. And then I need to do a very late, late white quest, a very late white quest.
A very late white quest. I'm so far behind. You skip one day. Skip day two of the wipe
You watch that way. I'm gonna get up on top of the city and look out to the force, okay
The interim
I see nothing.
What is this fooling out of the corner?
He had to have just run by.
There's no other explanation.
What if he's going for Mr. Simbluson to steal it from us?
No.
No.
No.
Oh no.
Oh no.
We must act with haste.
We must act with great haste.
There's no time to waste.
What was doing the mr.. Stubborn's all right you go to mr.. Stubborn see I have to get you acres no
Oh, yes, I'm going Scott quickly quickly make sure to grab your slay was as well
I'm doing a tasteful looting. Thank you for late. Let's just
I'm hurt stupor between practically new box
I'm peeping I'm peeping with it. He's
Oh, this is a challenge for the ages.
Oh my goodness, my butthole is broken.
Oh, I can slice a cucumber in half.
It's my gripping.
Oh, that's not that hard.
I'm talking about with my butthole.
With your butthole.
All these crates are locked in Medcam now?
What the hell?
He's got to shoot me.
He's got to shoot the lock.
Shoot the lock, the lock one time.
This guy is creeping me out. This guy's out here somewhere creeping me out.
He is creeping me out.
Are you safe?
Oh my god, you're really...
Oh wait, I see him.
Yeah, I'm shooting the lock.
Oh wait.
Wait, I either see him or a guard.
I either see a guard or a stripper's here.
He's not gonna hit him well for me.
Oh my god.
Run!
Oh my god, I'm watch out watch out. You're gonna be fine
Why something's got my intestines are all over the floor
You don't need those
Okay, push me push me up immediately
Okay, well
Okay, I'm coming
Yeah I'm on my way. Hold out, hold out.
Morning out, morning out, morning out.
Morning out for me.
I'm putting my attention back in. Oh god, you're shooting at somebody, I don't know who.
Oh, I don't know who.
Yeah, I'm running as fast as I can about five minutes out.
Oh, that's all? Whoo!
Take your sweet time, take the scenic route I can do.
Yeah, that'd be great for you.
I'll be just fine.
That's great for you.
I'm just relaxing. This is a wonderful day. Great weather. Great weather it is.
Uh, you're gonna be absolutely fine.
I-I-I ran the numbers, and it's actually, you're not even really in danger.
Oh, good. In condition- oh, thank god.
I thought I watched for a second.
Silly me, silly me.
No, no, no.
That is so silly of me.
You're fine, you're fine.
I'm gonna go down to the shore, I'm gonna see if I can kill one of the gods.
He only has two gods, why is it three?
Uh, I have no idea.
I-
Oh, I don't know.
I don't-
This is too much of a feat!
He's probably my least fought boss, to be honest.
2-2-3! Oh my god!
So intricate. So complex.
Oh my god.
What the? He's accessible!
I'm being shot from behind! Real person! I found the real person!
He's over by the extract that you have to do with the green smoke extract.
I'm stuck between a walkin' of hard man. Walkin' of hard man.
I'm so fucked I'm so fucked wait is he all the way all the way all the way all the way
This to the green extra something to push up on me
Oh, I'm so fucked. I'm gonna die
My stomach is out of my intestines are laying all over the floor. I can do jump open my large attention right now
I'm a sugar side
Wait, how is this guy shooting you? Oh, he's sniping
I'm here I'm here. I'm here. It's me. This is me
Oh God, I have to buy something back in, I don't think I have some seeds, but I gotta retreat, I gotta retreat, I gotta fall back.
Fall back, fall back, I'm here, I'm here. I have nothing to sell, I bleed, I have literally nothing to sell, I bleed, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Hey, are you selling something to bleed me? Are you, are you?
Are you looking for the rocks? Give me Cal, please! I need something to sell, I'm bleeding, please!
Oh God.
I don't know what's one you need.
Oh God, oh God.
Oh God, that's going to put my food and water out of Blackville by some kind of.
That was way earlier.
That was from way earlier.
That was from a while ago.
You scared me. You scared me.
You scared me greatly. You scared me greatly.
You can't be great, you can't be great.
These things are so late today, so late.
I'm gonna rub this wok and look back at the extract, okay?
Alright, alright, I'm iron sights.
I'm completely out of here.
We'll take up the corpses of the enemies we slay.
Of course, of course.
I see him, I see him!
He will not be messing with us any time soon.
He let that guy out with a little water and there's another one.
Odixin 24 cent.
Tell her we want to talk to her.
We deserve to meet your owner.
I don't know what that means.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
You see, for me, I'm shooting a Civil War musket,
which I have to lob like a catapult over 250 meters.
He is using a 2035 alien weapon
that all he has to do is think that I'm dead
and then I simply am.
I simply and then then I am dead, right?
So, so that's what happened there.
That's what happened there.
Yes.
That's why, okay.
So this time I'm bringing in the whopper.
I'm bringing in the whopper.
Okay.
I'm bringing-
Bring in the whopper?
If you saw my screen,
you should see how high I was aiming above that guy.
And you can see the bullet just chipping off the rocks
in front of him.
I mean, I barely could see the guy,
My scope I was aiming so high I had I was I was lobbing it like I was playing shotgun with a 7.65 39 bullet
My god now I'm pulling out the whopper now. I'm pulling out the whopper
All right, let's see what I time. Let's see what I come up on this old level. It's whopper time gentlemen
It's whopper time. It's whopper time a little packer. Yeah
Not the whopper, just the whopper.
Yeah, okay.
Look at that, that boy, look at that!
Look at that!
One of those, one of those.
You know what, throw me on the beach.
I think it's time we align our chakras.
Your line on chakras is time for all of our enemies to pay
for the insolence, the insolence and the transgressions against us.
Throw me on the beach so that we can, so that we can, we can, we can align our chakras.
Line on talkers together. Show me on the beach. Show me the beach here any moment now. It's I don't know what's going on
I press that button off. There we are finally, okay?
Join me on the beach. Show me on the beach. Show me on the beach. Show me on the beach. Show me the beach
Do me do me here. Let me here. It's time. It's not relax
But to align ourselves align ourselves talkers align our talkers
I'm going in I'm going in and I'm going in raw. I'm going in raw
I'm the next man I see. I'm going to I'm telling you I'm telling you right now.
You you could fill one of those long plastic bags they give you whatever you
buy on loaf of bread with mustard right and tie open the end and that is what
that gentleman's rectum will look like after I get out of them the next man I see the next
man I see yes yes that is yes heinous heinous heinous good heinous heinous heinous heinous
is where as much be done here Mr. Limans here we got our third oh fantastic we can use them
as a means to you I mean a value member of the group that's right that's right that's
That's right. Right. Oh, I can't wait. I cannot wait to use them as a volume member of the group. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. That's right. That's right. Oh, my God.
Oh, you get a couple more goodies here. A couple more goodies. Here we are. A couple more goodies.
Alright, I'm ready to rumble.
I'm ready to rumble.
I'm going to go massive, fuck it, I'm going massive, I'm going massive, I don't care,
I don't give a heck or don't I'll give a heck or don't I'm going back if
All right, I I'm going as big as I can do my gun is good. It's a good woods gun my armor not so good
That's okay, I will I would defile the enemy I
would leave the charge
No one would survive my wrath
hmm
All right, let's proceed. Let's proceed. Is he ready to go right now or should we run a quick one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's ready. He's ready. He's ready right now. He's getting in discord. Yeah. Yeah, he said he's ready. Oh
Fantastic, that's great news. That's great news. Have him hop in at once. It is you and who's you?
All right, let's ride
I
Try miss for hunters
Welcome mr. Levin welcome welcome welcome welcome
He's ignoring me. This is this is this is to show his dominance
Yeah, he's gotten a little after I guess he did really well today, and he's gotten real cocky
He's got a smoking a cigarette right now. He's got one of those extenders. You know what I mean?
Oh, one of those ones you see in the old movies from the 30s. Exactly.
Oh my goodness. I'm wearing a trench coat. It is sick. Big long trench coat.
You think you're a big shot now, Don? So you think you're a big shot, huh?
I think I'm a big shot. I literally, I had all the neighbors come over. They watched a clip of me
taking out three guys very easy protecting officer and hutch earlier
today my all of my neighbors one by one they clapped me on the back and said
good job oh great job today you do not know the amount of money I would spend
personally to have a video of you finishing off three men by yourself
that sounds a lot of money I mean gave your price a blank check a blank check
You write the number you write the number, okay?
About the number and I'll write it you write it you think about the number you you write it you write it. I will I
Yeah, now how things been going over here decent decent. Okay. That's good. That's good. Oh
Financially made no progress in my quests slight one slight kill on hutch
You've been and we're solid that they kill oh kills a kill a killer's a kill a killer's a kill
Guys hop on it. We're going to we're going to woods. We're about to a momentous frame three quests in one rate
Justin do you have kill a space mascot?
Yeah, I'm good at this year. I'm not taking it off. I I'm not even kidding
I will not die tonight. This year has protected me all day today. I'm not taking it off
Give me what about your viewers though on your stream? Do they not prefer not seen through a oh
It's a crack. Oh, yeah, it's a night. They
Literally, they're saying what's wrong with you feel I don't care
Playing the win. Oh wait, let me get a Wi-Fi camera, and then I'm good. Of course taking time
Oh, I should I could use I could use a Wi-Fi. I think I have a question. Well, let me get that as well
I
Got a bye Wi-Fi what is the main cast we're going for here or just to collect I have dude
I have not done any tech. I still need Yeager's fucking no
I am so far behind and I just can't make it out of woods
We play probably 10 times you just need one you need one. Wait, I'm getting so much key. I am playing the Wi-Fi camera. I
am
doing
I go to the you set camp as well as the
Convoy and then I'm killing 15 targets. Those are my four quests. I'm doing personally. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna be planting two waters
I'm gonna be planting two iskras. I'm gonna be planting a Wi-Fi. I too will be getting Sturman's key and
I think that's it
Do you need this recorder on you for quest
only one of those available like the only one of the recorders so one of us
would be deeply sad got it deeply saddened deeply deeply saddened you know
what lemon yeah the kindness of my heart I'm a little further on question you so
when we kill Sturman you can have the key next rate okay you're so kind I'm
I'm very generous.
You're so, so kind.
I'm very generous.
I'm very generous.
So after you get the key and there's a second key,
you're gonna look at the second key and say,
you know what, I'm willing to pass up
this second Sherwood key.
After I get my key this trade,
you can have the one next trade.
Yes, that is right.
That is right, I'm very generous.
Now, unless I get to Sturman first
and the key happens to slip into my pocket.
I hope you can run faster than a 7.62x51M80 bullet because that's what's going in your
head if you don't twist them.
I don't know if you've seen my head.
I've got a killer mascot.
It's a plenty of bullets.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
I've not been on these tonight.
Tonight has been, I've, I've, I've, I've disappointed you.
I've, I've, I've disordered my farmer.
I've disordered my farmer tonight.
Oh, psych, I have greatly outed my farmer.
again let's proceed gentlemen let's proceed let's proceed
if you see a oh shit the timing is on this gun I'm gonna take this I'm a fool
I'm a fool you are such a fool I have to kill a scab from 40 meters away with my
bolt action scope on it like an idiot you can take the scope off I know I've
taking it off taking it off genius genius genius
but let me take my bottle cap off of my new synergist I just acquired
she is detriment tears boys
okay where we going first oh Sherman straight to stir oh straight to Mr.
Stem straight you guys go to yeah Sherman dude I need by the way Mr.
I'm not kidding. Let the best man or peanut win for the key race.
You know, good luck, peanut. Oh, you can.
And I won't eat it. I won't eat it.
Oh, I'll smite you down where you stand.
Well, you'll see. Oh, we will see.
I've got a beautiful grenade right here.
I can pass in your way. Now, you don't have a helmet on. I see.
I do. I do have a helmet on. You got school mask.
Oh, I'm looking at gimmick. I almost killed gimmick.
I'm the massive guy over here. I'm absolutely ginormous. Oh my gosh, what a shad. Look at
you with the scope. The silenced gun? Yes, yes. I'm living in poverty here. After that
last round I decided no more poverty. I've been doing all their quests for them. I've
been the little gentleman of the night. The little gentleman. And today I did this
I get my cheese
Gets his reward
The little gentleman gets his do
Of course, of course, of course
What were the four questions you get? Oh, yes convoy we should get sermon key 15 guys and the Wi-Fi
Easy lickety's oh, I should have done the inscr back there before it's too late so many
All right, I'm so me I'm just focused on Jaeger at the moment
Oh, mr. So is yet mr. Sturman is here. He's taking the head
He's a shit freak oh
Down by the coast around the bridge there player. I'll check it
Okay, okay
Oh, you're sure you got him
He's gonna get the key
We have to move boys. We have to move
Gotta move we gotta who again would take our key with with no hesitation
Proceeding to see moving into red and moving to red you read. Oh, yeah, I see where the guys
Got one one got down nice nice nice nice
Oh, yeah, I see you I see you I see you I'm gonna kill you over the kill shot with the kill
Okay, okay, okay
Oh, that bastard he's moving!
He's on the move, he's on the move!
Is he coming down?
He's coming to our left?
Yep, I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him, he's behind the bars!
Move forward, move forward!
Move forward, move forward, move forward, move forward!
This is him?
I hear him, I hear him.
Do you need the killer just to keep-
I've got him!
I've got him!
I don't think so!
Mr. Gimmick, I don't have a 100 percent.
Well, exactly. I have to kill him.
Well, no, we say that. We say that.
He's coming, he's coming.
I know I got him.
Got down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, hell of a shot.
You think you can shoot me, player?
I'm stealing the key right over here from under your nose.
You got the key?
Are you done looking?
Are you done looking?
I'm stealing the key.
I don't want to be on the head.
I hope the PNC should shoot you in the head right now.
Well, too late.
It's in my asshole.
You can suck me. You can suck me.
You can kill that other PMC you must have.
Excellent work boys. Excellent work.
Nice shot. Give me that was mine.
I killed him. I killed Mr. Stubbusty with ease.
Supper. Oh, there's wrestling like that.
Let's go take that with red haste.
Oh, right in front of us. Right in front of us.
Maybe a scab, maybe a flare.
By the, uh, that little room to the right.
right
to them to them to them to them
I use me a people baby. Oh this guy this guy
Hey, what is this guy? What is prayer? Yeah players for the back up on the hill. It's your job. I'm back. You
Man for the reason the kill
I
Just like this at least two hooligans Val Chateau said every poo-poo is pee-pee time, but not every
You ever think about that
I
Took some pizza didn't see
You people you did not see
I peeped my eyes closed.
Oh, that's bad technique.
I've got the killer armor, this is why I have it.
I'm going to move up to this right in front of us.
Sounds good, sounds good.
I see a scavenger, Amy, and someone.
On top of the ridge.
The scavenger's shooting?
Oh, he's shooting at us, I think, at least two years.
This man killed it moved on
No crazy
Make you part of the buttercream gang. We gotta be careful. Oh, there's a scaven in front of us
Now he moved on yeah, I think you're right okay moving up and moving up
Oh
I just shot I just shot
I
Think you saw me so no, I'm just I have water. I'm sitting we're sitting there or I'm sitting there
Hit him to a right there's straight ahead straight ahead. I'll be be a baby a baby
Over the bridge over the bridge over the bridge. Oh god. Oh, I knew that aura. I said I said you can't stand
I said she's an aura. You don't want to hurt you. I want to hurt you
I want to hurt you severely. I'm gonna leave the right a little bit
Move you right with your grenade. You got a grenade it throw over there. Oh, no
Oh, oh, you're not.
Where's Mr. Kimbacat?
I'm behind you guys, I'm behind you.
It's guys coming by the coast?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the best, you're moving like a little one,
but see you right now.
Look at us.
You're so sexy, you're so sexy.
Shee!
Shee!
Oh, we've got a guy at that spawn.
Same sniper spot that you got killed last time.
I just heard a shot.
That's a jet.
BB, BB.
I'm actually getting anything over there.
Are you sick or not?
I'm stuck
It shouldn't matter it shouldn't matter for us. He's scared. He's so scared. She's good at ligaments. He's good
I don't see him anyway. I think he's good doodle. Oh my goodness. See that further. So
No, he was good doodle on such short notice we're talking
Now if you skadoodle, where would you skedaddle to?
Oh, that's a complex question with many facets of topic.
Oh, that's a good question. That's a good question.
If I skadoodle, I would skedaddle immediately away from the enemy.
Maybe towards Spide Rock.
For cover.
This guy he yeah
Where's it break where's it break?
Is it break where's it break?
This to where's it break guys just a wizard break. Does anybody remember why we was I just got a shot in the chest to the right to the right
That's like it's over at Bob. We don't know you're right. I see my see my see him
I
See me. He's where he's captain price. It's captain
Is he over the ridge he's uh far far like 150 minutes right where I'm looking sir, I'm running right now
Yeah, that way that way. He's got no helmet on he's got he's got captain price. It's open on it
I'm dead. Oh my god. There's one behind you. Holy crap
You look that way I'm looking for captain price
I see the other guy on the ridge. I'm gonna get the guy on the ridge.
I'm gonna keep the catapacts.
Oh shit! No, no, no! Captain Price is getting me!
I'll leave you to it. I'll leave you to someone else.
That catapacts is over here.
I see him.
Catapacts down! Catapacts has been eliminated!
Oh, hell yeah. There's one more. There's one more.
I'll leave you to it. I'll leave you to it. I'll leave you to it.
You still close to me?
No, I'm not I'm hiding in a bush. I'm healing. They ripped me.
BB, BB, BB, BB.
I see nothing.
Oh, these are all agains.
I got a bandage. You're just on your own right now.
Of course, of course. That's where I work best.
It's all right, it's all right.
I've got to cover it. I've got to cover it.
I'm scanning the mid-slide. No one will pass by me.
If you get up and run me she tell me cuz I'm getting anything that moves
Listen, if you see a killer helmet do not shoot
Another one down
Spicy spicy a meatball spicy a meatball. Oh
I believe there's one more. I believe there's one more
the superplakers
and she's just scared don't worry about that
is he shooting at you?
yeah he's shooting at me
okay
I see him
oh my gosh
oh my gosh
oh come on penis tonight
baby come and suck my penis
suck it all night
baby come and suck my penis
suck it all night
baby come and suck my penis
just suck it tonight
Who is it?
Who is it?
Give the bugle a rich.
You know, I almost don't want to say it, but I am getting slight rumblings right now.
The LeBron James and Tar-Cock.
There's rumblings right now.
There's rumblings? Are you seeing it or hearing it?
From the people, from the people.
I wasn't hearing it. I was primarily hearing it from you, but now I'm hearing it from the people.
Wait, somebody killed this PMC. There's a PMC dead in here.
I think that's good.
This was killed. Oh, he's this.
That's me. Yeah, this is one who dies
Of course, they don't even take shots at you guys. They just double-tap me
My god bless my killer armor
And this is the guy I got game I got it I got he's in
Yes, maybe she'll any
going to run around like chicken with his head off.
Do you see anybody running?
Don't shoot him.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
I won't shoot anybody running.
That is a great plan.
A great plan.
I was just thinking, anybody that runs, I should just let
them.
You have a level four already?
Oh, yeah, you have to kill him.
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
This should be great.
This should be great.
Oh, this should be so great to give me.
Oh, how wonderful would it be for me to have this?
Oh, what is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Number four over, number four over.
Am I going to be able to squeeze it in my...
Are you not picking it up?
No, no, I cannot.
I do not.
Am I going to get in my bag for him?
You should hear him right now.
He's there big time soaking.
Lots of soaking.
I'm not soaking at all.
He's a light soak.
I'm saying people ask me if I want to get Kappa.
I said I have no interest in Kappa.
I couldn't be less interested in anything in my life than Kappa.
I'm interested in level four traders.
That's what I'm that's my goal
Man these guys
You know they're in the discord call like we're flanking we're flanking we're flanking one by one. They drop
You are definitely reported well they can come to my stream and lick my butthole
Oh, is that a feature on your street?
That's a feature for 10 bits for 10 bits you can get one lick for 50 bits
That's a 10 G a thing that's a 10 G a thing for 50 bits you get one free licks you get six six butthole licks
New very new very nice very nice, dude. I will say thank God they added spectating in this game
If they goodness that is such a feature. Oh my goodness. Honestly
Hold down here put my ass. I don't think I'm really disconnected. Oh, yeah, you tell me the killer of it. All right
Yeah, I'm too fat. I'm far too fat
We can go to a are you AF we could just
Let me go. I might just drop a couple items. I'm not far too fat
I just have a little bit too much fat. I'm gonna come on. This is me to do our questions
I guess we could just leave for giving yellow to be forgiving that way you can play that way you can play
No, no giving you up and having the most hilarious really bad night tonight
Myself in this raid because you did again
I've had those nights. They're suffering grace it. I must embrace it
I've had this you guys do do do a quest do a quest. Oh, no. We're gonna get out live and plant the waterbump
Well, yeah, you go ahead. You go and put the waterbump. Oh, listen. I got the Sherman skis when the waterbump
We each got one quest done easy peasy. Look at that good red good red now
We should have the whole year to the left. Oh, yeah, it's it's the left. Yeah, you see greens. Well, I don't know if you see greens
Okay, it's always a bit you might see these go come on
Okay, looking, looking, looking.
Except the silly.
It's like a reward.
Oh, Mr. gimmick, Mr. gimmick.
If I could just take my good luck tonight
and just rub it all over you.
Oh, I'm like, oh, oh, Mr. gimmick.
Oh, you know what you need?
You know what you need, Blacktart heroine?
What?
One vial of Blacktart heroine
would have you shooting like crazy,
accuracy off the charts.
Well, it's not that, it's not my shooting.
It's that I don't even get the chance to shoot.
I just get deleted before I can shoot now if you leave you get me shooting
Watch out gimmicks on the gun. Did you see how quick I took out hutch?
I mean very quick was a peek and pop one shot. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm a peek and pop a
Peek-and-pop absolutely and pop. I mean I was on it now
Was it my own teammate? Yes?
still a kill the aim is on it's just I keep getting deleted before I get a
chance to shoot the game is on I'm ready I'm wet I'm completely shaved head to
toe not a hair on my body Michael Phelps fully shaved mm-hmm yeah you know
Michael Phelps had two lungs. That's why he was such a good swimmer.
Really? That's a fact?
Or like he had it in large lungs or something.
It was like a genetic disorder. Yes. Yes. Yes.
For real. That's a true statement. He was basically a mutant.
Two of them. Yes. Two. Well, well, well, two.
Well, okay. All right. I see. I see the funny that is being played here.
I see you are making me look like a fool in front of all my friends here.
Two eyes and two sets of lungs, you jackass.
Michael Phelps did not have two sets of lungs.
That's why I corrected myself.
I said larger lungs.
Well, he did have two lungs.
Oh, yeah.
He did have two lungs.
Yeah, that's, now that's, yes, yes, mm-hmm.
You know what, though?
That's what they said about Lance Armstrong
all those years ago.
They're like, he's superhuman.
He's got a big heart.
It's why he keeps on winning.
Turns out he's just going for it.
That's how he went to the moon.
Yeah, that's how he went to the moon.
Turns out he went to the moon.
This is not a lot of oxygen on the moon.
A lot of guys don't know that, but there isn't.
There isn't.
But there's a little bit of oxygen in there.
Like, if you're able just to live off
of a few little sips of oxygen, you can live up there.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
If you could just take, like, just a sip,
a sip of oxygen every few minutes,
you can live up there.
You become the moon people.
sometimes people you could practice by breathing through a straw that's what
the astronauts do in case they get like a hole in their suit that they live up
there for a while yeah exactly exactly what Lance Armstrong did to prepare to
go to the moon what he did was he laid down the couch for half an hour and then
he filled his lungs up with breath and then stood up really quickly and that
was and then he would see stars and that it would look like space and inspired
Inspired him to go to the moon. That's right. That's right
Inspired him. That was the seed. That was the seed. Mm-hmm. The seed had been shown the seed had been shown
Wow what an inspiration
What inspiration
If I was Lance Armstrong, I would have brought a crack pipe to the moon imagine me the first guy to start crack on the moon
see that's legendary a one small step for mankind and he pulls out the pipe
that's right no a that's right there's there's no laws on he went he went
out the crack buddy goes get a load of this earth bitches and he said he's
talking crack try to prosecute me try to prosecute yeah well oh you get the
moon please I mean oh he's just whipping his cock out live on TV
Yes, you guys what we're gonna do. Are you gonna give me for public indecency? I want the fucking man
I want a fucking man
It's a lot the cock
But now people who are anti, you know, they don't believe in the moon all that stuff
Do you think the crack on the moon would bring more people hundred percent?
The flat earth society would not even exist if Lance Armstrong had smoked crack on the moon
I type one if you agree. I am certain you agree type one. I am certain. I'm certain because
German dead body my body you look like German eugenics project trial period kidding love you
Why won't you should check? I don't know what that is. Yes. What is that?
What
What is that?
It did not sound good. I don't know what that is. But what is that? It not sound good though
Well, is that as bad as I think that might have been?
Is that to not sound good?
I don't know what that is specifically,
but just, you know, those words together
just didn't sound good.
We might wanna, you might wanna,
odds you might wanna Google what that is.
And if it's what I think it might be,
just you know what to do.
Take him out behind the back.
I give him one more.
Why, let me tell you something, let me tell you something.
You can fake going to the moon, you can fake the picture from the moon to earth, you can
fake the lunar lander, you can fake going through the Van Allen belt, but you can't
fake smoke and crack out of a glass pipe right in your butt hole on the lunar surface.
That is something that not even our latest technology, even government secret technology,
could fake.
There would be no flat out society.
he stuck a crack pipe right there in his rectum live on national television while the entire world
watched they watched in different languages russia was watching china was watching they couldn't
understand a damn thing he said when he said one small step for mankind one big step for man or
whatever i some chinese person might have thought he was talking about what he's gonna do when he
gets back home if he's gonna lounge in a lazy boy and watch the wheel of fortune he would have no idea
Yeah, exactly. But if you had got a crack pipe right then and there, the whole world
would have gone silent. They would have gone silent. They would have known right then and
there that it was real and there was no disputing that fact.
Yeah, because why would the government make that up?
It's too real.
Exactly. It's too real. It's too real. It's too, yeah.
Damn.
Hans Armstrong really screwed things over.
Hans Armstrong screwed it all up.
He had a huge opportunity and he just whiffed it.
He whiffed it. He whiffed it.
He whiffed it although it would be probably hard to find a good crack dealer without stepped on shit on the moon
And was it hard to get crack back then? I don't know. I think back then there was like no laws over the 1960s was like no laws
whatever you want
1918 1902
There was a 19. When we go to the moon 1965
Yeah, okay
right enough that's right enough to wear like I feel like people won't call me
stupid for getting a little off. Does anybody ever call you stupid though?
I've literally never been called stupid. They know my genius is insurmountable.
They know my genius is insurmountable. There's no point in calling me stupid
because they know I have light years and intellect above Lance Armstrong.
and something that a lot of people say about about me I'm ready for we go back
to woods woods point to I still have accomplished nothing look I can literally
see them in the chat trying to spend propaganda propaganda Lance Armstrong
didn't go to the moon lands I'm talking about your propaganda ridiculous so
ridiculous guys my mind the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
mm-hmm right that fancy that for a moment fancy it take me a fan down
Write it down. Write it down now. Write it down. Write it down. Write it down.
Let me turn my question. You want to take it?
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh wait, who do I give this key to? I think it's Jager, right?
Uh, Jaeger. Yeah, it's Jaeger.
There we are. There we are. And we are back at it. You guys still have a question on this on this map, right?
I still have ones I could I can I've completed nothing at all
I've completed nothing this whole white I
Still haven't extracted at ground zero. I have not got out with I've grabbed Yeager's note probably seven times and never got now
This round when you guys chase players, I'm leaving I'm extracted sounds good sounds good. All right, let's
Let's proceed
Let's proceed
What's going on around here
What's going on?
Someone wants to have a cousin named Neil
Everybody's talking about them. All right, let's go ahead and get in there
I don't know what these crazy people are talking about anymore. Oh, those are probably the flat earthers. They're trigger
Are you talking about I do not believe your
Oh by the gods
Spearcy theorists out of here. Yeah, get them out of here. You know, they're right now
They've got a Google doc open right now. They cracked it open there going through all their little theory
bullet points they're gonna post it to reddit exactly exactly exactly we want
to answer that here we will not that misinformation and this is a place of
truth you've come to the you know us streamers for real fast yes that's why
you're here that is why you're here to lead you to guide you into truth and
To mold your minds. Let's mold your mind. Yes. Yes, they're calling peanut Hassan 2.0
What are they calling me?
Hold on. Wait a second. Take this my dog. Yeah
I swiped you with a thousand dollars.
I told you I told you I told you
spot on
Oh
It's a time for discussing
I
Does proceed let us proceed
All right, we move okay now, where are we?
The same spot as last time seems fun. I do not think okay. It's the same spot
Okay, I gotta go straight. I gotta go in the hole over here. Of course. Of course taking time. I'm gonna go
You're gonna go scout out and sterman again. I do a plant the Wi-Fi
I have to kill six more guys. I have to go to the missing cover shot. No, I'm gonna go to you sick
Give it a couple like
Okay, okay, okay. I gotta go there too
Shit don't kill this guy don't kill this guy. I need these
I need a no-shooter no-shooter I thought I just I need to go oh
He was okay. You're on okay
Okay, you can tell me if they're 40 away
They're very very close. That's gonna be five five feet
Five feet
Well, you didn't kill this guy, did I?
No, no, no, you got this guy.
This one was 40 feet.
This is all you.
This was all you.
As much as I like carrying the MP18 out every raid,
you know, gotta get those.
Oh, shit, look at this guy.
Oh, I got a nut sack.
By the way, you know, I don't blame anyone,
because you know, sometimes I'll misunderstand a joke
and everybody else gets it.
But a gentleman in the YouTube chapter misunderstood the jokes that he was just making drastically.
And is actually severely pissing you too for not correcting me when I said Lance instead of me.
We'll get comments in the thing you really need to pull Pete out of the side.
I tell him about Lance aren't strong. He was the cyclist.
There's nothing we can do.
But when I see those kind of comments, I just kind of feel bad for him.
Well, it is sometimes you know, I've been out of the loop on a joke. It'll happen sometimes the brain disease just doesn't affect us. That's that's
I've been on the joke many times before many times. I you know what I do you know what I do when that happens
I do a little fake laugh. I go
So everyone knows I'm still cool
Everyone knows that I'm still cool. I'm with it. I'm young and I'm hip. I'm young and I'm hip and I and I understood the joke
And no one thinks anything's any different.
I go, I agree, I agree.
I do the same thing when I can't hear somebody very well.
I kind of laugh, but it gets really awkward if they kind of follow up.
You know, like, what?
Why are you laughing?
You know, like, what's your answer?
And you don't know what they said.
Yeah, when I'm talking to the guy at the 7-Eleven trying to buy a hot dog and a
Snickers bar, and I go, I go, just these two items.
I don't know what you just said for the last 30 seconds.
But two items these get me out of here.
I'm good. I'm good.
Wait, don't do this.
But I mean, the actual joke is it is a man's arm strong.
So it is.
Yeah, that's the real drill that it was at last.
The whole time they did a swap of room.
This is definitely my gratitude.
Are you at a Usec already?
Did you just keep running?
We're kind of behind but we're making a way over there. I think the Wi-Fi things over here too, right?
Or is that we put that on the dock?
Why might go to the dock but they changed that quest for short there's two less
They used to be four so they could have also changed the location. I don't know
There's so many quests I have that I've been ignore I need to mark the weather stations the fuel sites
I mean, it doesn't matter because I haven't survived any of them, but
Oh, wait, isn't there a weather station ahead?
Weather station? Where's that?
For one of the qu- all the quests are different now. All of my old quest knowledge is useless.
Yeah, I know. I don't even look anything up on the wiki anymore. Thank God I just have all my bungalows gonna help me out.
Fucking screwed.
Wait, did you guys go towards you?
the the motor controller in the general are we going to pass by uh
Sturman or no? Y'all come back once I'm done with the use of the kit but I'm
going to have to probably kill someone right here there's definitely someone
going to be up here this is pretty hot spots just have to kind of calm up you
probably want to hear from me for like two or three minutes
Oh my god, there's a lot of rage-er scope out here.
Oh, school!
That's nice.
That's going in my bottle at once.
At once.
Gary did the quest, actually.
Oh yeah fuck this place, I'm outta here.
Oh!
Is anyone out of music?
No, no, we're not there yet.
Shoot that!
Shoot that!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Oh
What's alive was alive? Oh
Pocket was pocket could have swore I heard some cool again sticky up on me acting a mess on acting a fool
Oh by the guards
All right, I'm clear. I'm safe. I'm away from harm
Continue conversation once
Okay, conversing we're actually about to enter usack. Oh coming from like our spawn. Yeah
I left usack and I'm wrapping right to the convoy
Okay, convoy. Oh, I need that one. I do need that one. I'll meet you convoy
Okay, well you probably gonna use that camp first
Do I have that quest did I have so many quests? I can't keep up. It's the same quest
You do you hit you say it's the same quest like I said peanut. It's the same quest. I need to hit you
Sorry, my plugies. I miss it. It's it will not happen again boy. It will not happen again. That was my bad. It's my bad
It's okay you get a pass this one this one
This one you get a pass. I got the pass
you got yeah yeah wait I got me I got the pass peanut congratulations let me be
the first to inform you shit you got the pack thanks my fella I appreciate you
yeah not a problem it's a big moment big moment for all of us it's a big moment
for all of us wow it's a big moment for all of us it's a big day today moment
It's a big day today!
It's a big day today!
Attack 30?
What do we need to do, Seth?
We just need to touch it, Seth.
I just need to go down here. I just need to touch it.
I need some light-leaning. I got attack 30. That's nice.
Well, I'm...
I think I might be doing my questions.
Except for the Wi-Fi.
That's all I need the Wi-Fi to.
Okay, let's look this up. Let me see your wife. I wife. I wife. I wife. I wife. Oh
wait, wait, wait, uh
Yeah, we inform means armed and so if I came back to watch the sawmill dogs. I was yeah
Yeah, we said to go to the dogs. He's dogs. He's not got right. There's a quest. I'm head back to lumber mill
I'm on the road coming from God's ways. Don't shoot him on the road on the side of the road
Yeah, I'm coming down the road from us. I got a hit the car. I'm gonna try that yet. I heard
Very powerful. Very powerful.
Very powerful.
Are you sure you need the convoy?
Is me going there to share it with you?
Does it? Uh, no, cause you went to U-Sec and it didn't share it.
Ooh.
I think it's only like kill stuff.
Totters freed, scent, you looking thick as hell pee, got that maddie PBBL, looking scrumptious,
thicker than a jar of peanut butter, gah, gah, goop.
Thank you, Sheriff.
I have been working on my figure.
I've only been eating low cow, low fat meals,
mostly salads, packets of mayonnaise, crickets.
Is this anything that my ancestors
might have eaten to stay in shape?
All right, follow me, gentlemen.
Let's go to strip us of this.
You need me.
Alright, I'm about to drop down into Sawmill from the mountains.
Yeah, I'm about to be a dickhead rock.
I'm on the left side. I'm like probably 50 meters away.
I do. When you guys just shoot, I think there's somebody on sniper rock.
I just heard a shot.
I heard that. I don't think the people take it to dickhead rock.
It may be a dickhead rock boys, right?
Which one's dickhead rock?
It's the one that it's named dickhead.
It's the only dickhead to a tough bitch.
Like what do we constantly?
Is it a real big one?
It's pretty big.
I'm standing on it right now.
Right below, right below wood camp, right?
It's a- we're right above Wood Camp. Yeah, right- we- we- we- we- we camp.
Oh yeah, yeah, I know where you're talking about.
I go on top- I don't know why it's even called dickhead rock.
Cause I go up here all the time, I rarely die.
Oh no, peanut- oh no.
What?
Oh no.
What?
What happened?
What?
Ooh, I don't know how to tell you this.
You- you go up there all the time?
O- all the time.
Hmm.
Well, that- you know what? Never mind. Never mind.
Oh.
You sure?
There's nothing.
It's important. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, it's not important. It's not.
It's honestly, I forgot what I was even in the same.
Oh, is that you?
That's me. That's me. That's me.
Well, I'm gonna be honest.
This does not look like a dickhead.
It's like a, like a peanut or a penis.
I mean, that got stuck in the door or something.
That is cobble. Oh, my God.
I gotta go get the gyroscope down there.
Go ahead.
Wait, watch out for Mr. Stublusy.
He could be at large.
He could be at large.
That bastard's here almost every time.
Yeah, I'll take a pee before I'm out of here.
Hold on.
I need to get the scout.
Oh!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
My arm is gone.
My arm is gone.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, good heavens, that, you think it was one of the guards?
I think it might have been, I mean, there was a hell of a shop.
There's multiple things I need to do in wood camp.
I'm coming, boys. I'm casting J.K. at rock.
I killed two hooligans on the warehouse, on the warehouse.
What the fuck, I can't get back in there.
Are the, uh, cabins clear? Can I run, can I sprint down the cabin?
You could probably do it, it's uncertain, but I, I'm gonna run down there for you real quick.
Take a quick, take a quick, take a quick peek.
I don't need to rush, I just, just, just wandering, just wandering.
There's, oh there's a dead person here, there's a dead person, there's a dead person down
the cabbage.
Ooh, a clue, a clue!
It's me coming to Warehouse, it's me, I'm outside of Warehouse right now.
In the bushes, right outside of Warehouse.
Fantastic!
Hooray!
I'm at the cabbage, don't shoot me, I'm, I'm quite feeble, okay?
My bones have made a paper.
I'm coming up to the cabbage right now, I see you.
You got bird bone?
You got bird bone?
You got bird bone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming I'm coming I need to get this
I'm gonna run over here real quick
I'm gonna go over to the farm and kill whoever just crack a lactic over there
I heard some, I heard some kiblammon
Some, you're talking about some of the boom boom pow
Them boys be jokin' my style, I'm on that next shit now
You show 2008
Oh, I need a green shmog and Ray bands
We say you on the far left like that towards the coast I'm on I'm in the violent house. I'm the violent house. Oh, yes. Yes, yeah
Are there any fuel tanks in sawmill? Oh, I don't I don't know. I think you'd summon the way house
see that's another shot there's someone there is someone turned five for
certain for sure I've never been more certain in life this installer Wi-Fi and
then let's attack absolutely there's a stupid plan of great magnitude you see
him over there I see I see nothing I'm printing my hushydoozy
I'm bobbing my head back and forth to evade a headshot.
I'm going to leave my head in place.
You have to pick.
You have to pick what?
50-50 shot.
Here, Mr. Lemon.
50-50 shot.
This is the one that's moving.
Maybe the one that is moving will attract him.
It's like a mating circle.
These are T-Rex.
Follow me boys.
Follow me, gag.
Let's go pulverize this school again.
Dance?
The Scovet plungeman, what?
Full auto.
Oh, Mr. Shoot-em-devil, what's going on?
What's going on, man?
Talking foot in the dirt.
You're changing my foot.
Dude, I...
I should, I guess, the safer thing is probably
I do need Diego's note one last time.
Please, brother.
We've got to be big, man.
We have to stay alert at all times.
At all times.
Okay, I'm alert.
It's a very lit limit.
Lemon!
Oh, shut up.
Is that how you hear that?
It was a light source.
It was a light source.
Yeah, I see him.
Is that him on the road up there?
Oh, he's dead.
Was that player?
That was the BMC.
He was inside the white tent.
He is no longer with us.
He is no longer with us outside.
There will be a memorial tomorrow.
There might be someone else.
Just be careful.
There could be another hooligan.
There could be another hooligan.
Be careful.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
anyone else in here or was that the only hooligan if you're a hooligan you must
say something you must say you must it is against the hooligan code scouts honor
that's right oh there's another dead PMC over here right yonder
Is everything going okay for you?
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
He did not say anything.
Wait, he did not say anything.
After all that yelling behind.
What about hooligan law?
He was limpy.
Is he not respect hooligan law?
I don't think he respects hooligan law.
Oh my goodness.
The times we live in.
The times we live in when no one even respects hooligan law.
The time you live in with no one even respects holding it in law, that is ridiculous.
That's insane, he's a sick freak, and he likes, he's a sick fuck, and he likes a quick fuck.
I think he needs to go to prison like 20 years ago, he's a sick fuck, he likes a quick fuck.
He's a sick fuck, he likes a quick fuck.
Not that means, but it makes me angry.
Makes me so upset.
I am startled. I am flustered with my anger. I am seething. He did not respect hooligan law.
It is so simple. It is written in stone. It is written in stone.
It's written in stone?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Holy crap. That's what I'm saying.
He did not respect hooligan law in this in the slightest
We gave him an easy out and now the FBI are going to the house and honestly he deserves it
You look so cool right now guys. Wonderful
I did that one this is one of the few quests I've done
I just need a Yeager's note.
Well, let's grab it and skadoodle!
Nice.
What an excellent idea.
Genius.
He was a sick fuck.
He likes a quick fuck.
Disgusting.
What did his little buddy have on him?
Anything sweet?
Oh!
Nothing too delicious.
He was more tart.
I might be using a shot at him.
Double-check.
Are you sure?
Bullets might have hit me.
No way of knowing.
Go ahead and grab your goodies.
I'm heading to the roadblock.
Oh, did you get this guy?
Oh, okay.
Let me feast on his flesh.
This is me right here.
Don't shoot.
I'm here within the grass.
Oh.
Just feasting on the flesh of a fallen enemy.
Oh
Scratch and sniff cards
Dude, you know what would sell? Oh my god billion-dollar business idea. You know those month cards
They have from Las Vegas hookers
scratch and sniff
No
No
The hooker in Las Vegas is legal, so they actually have cards that look like Pokemon cards,
but it's just them on them, and you call the number, and that's the hooker.
But if they did like a scratch and strip card, and you can see what flavor of tuna it is,
you would, I mean, then you, I mean, you're a billion dollar idea.
Guys, I don't want to say this publicly, because someone might take my idea, but, I mean,
Billion dollar idea right there billion actually guys. I'm like guys you do have a billion dollar idea
I don't even want it like I feel like honestly like I don't even know if I want to see this probably but do
Imagine a TV show going to get you guys. Okay, right? It's a it's a it's a murder mystery. It's a classic who done it
Okay, that's a classic who done it, right? Just like a lot of them have been a lot of them have been, right?
But at the beginning they say they say it's either three levels of hardness like easy medium or hard
And they don't try to do some plot twist where you never could have known as the viewer
It like on easy mode like you're sitting there and focusing you might be able to figure it out
If it's hardest mode then like you have to like pause
Look at like so you get it you get a choose kind of a two-year-old
Yeah, well not really like I never just look at the next episode whatever difficulty is whatever difficulty is like see like hard mode
You'd have to like pause at certain points like oh what's on that bookshelf over there?
What does it say on those books and but but no matter what every mystery is solvable by the viewer
Before they announce it
You know it for certain. You know it for certain everything. I hate to say it, but that's a billion dollar idea. I had a great idea. Yes
Then because then you are you are then the viewer is truly interacting with the with the show there was
No, it'd have to be a good show though. You know, it could have to be more than just like, you know, the give it to the show
You know donkey donkey force five donkeys fighting crime in their local donkey territory
Yeah, it after be something real
I feel like most people choose the hardest setting right again, you're not choosing a setting
It's a TV show and
So an episode comes out and just let you know what difficulty it is. Oh, oh, this is a hard episode
It's an easy episode. You don't know yet.
Oh, I see.
No telling at the beginning of each episode.
Oh, it's Tuesday night.
A new episode of Murder Mystery is on.
Let me turn it on.
And whoever sells it first...
$9 billion.
This is a medium episode.
Hmm?
Whoever sells the first one is a billion dollars.
Funded by the showrunner.
Oh.
Oh.
Guys, everybody's applauding me. Everybody's saying WP that I've never heard of a better
idea than that. I've never heard of a better idea than that.
Is Hollywood gonna reach out?
Hollywood probably will reach out. They probably will reach out. Yes.
I could see M. Night Shyamalan do that one.
Yes, yes. M. Night Shyamalan. Definitely do that.
I'll Shyamalan. I'll say appreciate you too.
When I said I gotta grab Yeager's note and he said, well, let's do it. We all ran out
You guys just had both had a straight track and left me alone.
I just want to say how much I appreciate you to.
I hope you get clocked from the right from a bullet from nowhere.
Please, if there's any stream snipers in this way right now,
ask now before it is too late.
May the scab stream snipers be very fast.
Send them on you, just send them on you from the house.
Hell's reach.
It's not like you guys got turned around.
Is that you said, well, let's do it and he both be lined it for the extract without even a thought
You should get the note
This is why I haven't survived you know what what's on what I don't like gimmicks out of
Well, oh lord lord, I'll remember this.
And Bob talked about today, the first map sucks fucking ass.
Achieve the whole game sucks ass!
Get used to it! That was a stupid decision, you're a stupid man!
Stupid idea!
container.
Excellent, big, little, but excellent raid.
Container, look at the floor.
Who is?
Ah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'll unsub if you won't play Discord Bot.
Oh, man.
Quest done.
Prepare yourself.
Prepare yourself immediately, Discord Titan.
Try to get that unsub button ready.
Let's hover and over.
Or you'll be punished.
Are you will be punished?
nearly
I killed one guy you guys kill the guys I killed a guy nice work
Hey, that's great. I killed one single scab. Yeah
Multiple quests completed feeling good
I'm feeling fantastic guys today has been a great day for me a great day for me
Has it been a great day for you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude honestly, it's like it's so much progress guys reason I have the unheard edition
Along with every okay
Along with every stats expansion you can possibly buy and there is not even joking not one
Oh god.
You even bought the new ones?
I even bought the new ones.
I bought the new ones.
OK.
Listen, you got to get an it you go go online.
I heard somebody on Craig's list.
Get on for an hour every talk.
And Genji is on a good end.
Tanto's down on my mama because we like fat girls
and fried blowers an hour.
Hutch looks like a bloated thong.
And Genji is a total smoke show.
OK.
I need that energy guys.
All right.
That's just fucking.
All right.
OK.
I should have skipped that one versus I had.
Um, what do you say, what do you say to him?
I'm saying you got to hire somebody to, uh, to organize your thing.
You could get off, get something like a, you know, like a high school kid,
give him minimum wage.
He could completely organize your stuff.
Uh, are you saying hire a high school?
Yes.
Middle-aged person to organize my talk off stage.
Yes.
That's a middle-aged high school.
Middle-aged high school person
Somebody better be right now
Somebody better be writing this down
Is that a billion dollar idea?
That's a billion dollar idea. That is a billion dollar idea hundred percent hundred percent good
hundred and fifty percent
Wow, you are really cooking tonight, son. You are cooking tonight with great ideas
the
the
Oh my goodness. I'm still free of space. I'm still a light selling a light selling
Take a light intermission for some stash is an inventory manager
Yes, everything I got it can go in this box. Oh that can go in that box
Is you in that box?
Here we go, that should be enough room for the night.
Well, I have to hop on early tomorrow to figure this out.
Yeah, there we go, plenty of room.
Plenty of room, plenty of room.
Let me see my stats worth.
Oh my God, guys, I doubled my stats worth today.
I'm not even joking.
Today.
Oh my gosh.
How much you got here?
40 million.
Give us a, 40, I have 40 million.
No, I have 40 million right now.
I have 40 million.
You have 40 million.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I had 20 million at the end of last night.
I've doubled it, 20 to 40 just today.
40 million, I can't believe it.
Look at my screen, look at my screen, it's just right there.
I'm gonna need, I can't look at the screen,
but I'm just gonna see.
You know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about?
You don't have much stash value, right?
Oh, stash value, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, I did not know that, okay,
where do you see that one?
I wanna see what I'm at.
You got it overall, and it's on the first top left column,
on the bottom, it's the bottom one.
It says total cost of all items in the stash.
Where's yours? Where's yours?
Oh, oh my gosh.
What's I?
This is a big number.
I want to say 16 billion.
Woo!
How many, how many is in a million?
Six is one billion.
1,000 million per billion.
Okay, okay, it's not 16 million, it's 16 million.
You know what, I'm happy with it.
That's a reasonable, respectable number.
That is a reasonable, respectable number.
I'm pretty sure you start with more than that and you literally buy the game.
That, you know what, let me be the first to congratulate you.
That is incredible.
I'm truly impressed.
Wow.
I've been working really hard at it.
Incredible.
Give me more choice.
14.1.
Alright, which I'm pretty happy about today as I've played half the amount as you two.
Incredible, incredible, wowzers, wowzers, jump for joy.
Oh, for he's a darling good fellow,
for he's a darling good fellow.
Yeah, sing it, that nobody can deny.
You got less money than you start with.
Oh, 14 million?
I see me know how much you start with, I have to know.
500,000 no, no, no, that's not sure with at least a man's face. Oh, dude. I got the listen
I'm way up on the on the start. All right. Let's listen
Listen, once I lock in you guys are gonna be eating your words. Oh
I've been doing your quests. I've been out here
But soon I will unfold like a peacock I
I will unfold before you like a phoenix a rising sun and you will say there he is there goes that man ah
You had no idea it was even possible
to be as
luxurious as
Contankerous as
Perfect as I will be soon, but not today but soon
Yeah, what is he yammering about over here?
He's got a Yammering on a Peacock?
What, the streaming service?
It's perfect for the clicks.
I'm walking to Amazon Prime, be that.
Perfect for the clicks.
You're going to say, what is this guy talking about?
Cut to a week from now with like trap music.
And then it just be kill, kill, kill, whale, whale, whale.
million million million every kills a million
rubles a million rubles every kill every
kills a million rubles I will only kill
million rubles boys I let the poor ones
go because they're beneath me
million million million million not ready
to go not let the boys
I'm not
We don't have to do was anymore I just want to unlock Yeager
Guys I have to um, I have to go to customs
For a very advanced quest a very advanced far
Late game late white quest late white. Let's do it. You know you wouldn't even have heard of it because it's so far in
The future for you guys is I mean
No one's probably done this quest before ever. I'm the white first white first white first
And this is a white first. Mm-hmm. This is white first situation white first situation
So we're not we have to go to customs now. They're gonna customs down
Okay
Wait, what what key is the extortionist? Look at him take the hidden viable cargo?
What key is that?
No way of knowing no way of knowing well I guess there's no way of knowing but you know what I also have that one
extortionist I think oh
Hmm 303 I'm getting word. Oh, it's the oh it's the unknown key. Oh, it's the guy on that in that bush. Oh
It's the bush guy. Yeah bush guy. Oh, yeah, we can do that. You're saying you're the you're gonna be the first one to do that
this way no no no no no it's another quest it's it's it's very complex it's
I was explaining to you because you you simply wouldn't know you simply
understand wouldn't it be a lot you wouldn't even conceive what what I'm
talking about hmm now does anybody have anyone know why I've received my
three times been five hours since I claim my first one lounging around in
one's hands maybe the trailer park maybe God hates you maybe double check double
check that peanut but we what's going on you on pocket watch is that what you're
Telling us
That is ridiculous what do you say pocket watch I haven't heard of that question so in many
That is the question I want
Machinery key okay, and well maybe I have it as well
Well, I mean, you might as well bring the machinery key.
Just know that I don't need it.
Just know that I don't need it.
I'll bring it just in case.
Yeah, you just open that door for someone else who
needs that quest, because I don't need it.
I don't need that quest.
Perfect.
That's a stupid quest.
It's a stupid quest for stupid guys, stupid idiots.
Of course, of course.
But if it is open, I might just look to see
if there's any loot in there.
I might check if there's just like, yeah,
What what if we miss what if we miss some loon?
Can't miss any loon there
We got a loot that spawns in that truck. We should check it exactly exactly
Me and lemon will check after you get done logging it and we'll let stuff to see loot there. Let's proceed
Let us proceed let us
All right, let's proceed
Gordon here one nice lock your junk box open the search filter my barter and not look in lock containers
It'll show you everything not in a junk box. You can put it in mr. Gordon. Oh my god. Oh my god
I
I ought to stroke you out, my goodness. That's an incredible piece of advice. I will try that next, all right. Appreciate you, Mr. Dorn.
By the goodness. By the goodness. Lather yourself up in butter and wait behind me behind the windies with no pants.
I will be there shortly for your reward.
Woo!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Have not seen that white backpack in a long time. I'm gonna go up there and execute him
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Beautiful.
Share! Share!
Share, hold on! Wait up! Share!
What do you eagle eyes see?
Uh, my eagle eyes see the gentleman.
I have eliminated him. With ease.
I eliminated him with ease.
I'm grabbing the key now.
What do we have the two days here to do?
I'm in the bush by the way, got the key.
I got to go to a stronghold.
Park it, watch the green flare.
I got to go through this building.
We got to go through this building though, because I got to...
Oh, green flare.
We got to lead through the green flare, so we got to get Park it, watch the green flare.
Wait, I got the green flare, I got the green flare.
Let's go in here, let's go in here.
Do you park it, watch first?
Yeah, yeah, we'll pass through here.
I mark the truck.
We hit pocket watch, green flare.
Let's do the lock on it.
Oh, well look at them, something, something.
What the hell?
You okay?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
No, push me, push me.
Are you serious, you know?
I feel so bad for gimmick.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I feel so bad for gimmick.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I need help. Yeah. Get on the leechy, boy. I'm down. I'm down. There's two of them.
Yeah, thank you for the comms. I'll get right on that. Oh, these guys. These guys. They
would not survive. Well, you don't have to wait at all. That's true. That's true.
It's a lining. Give it please God. I'm going to cry if you die one more time tonight. Please
just stay behind us and let us die. I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just getting
fucked. Please God. I can't I can't witness the death. Press fire. The dude fell back.
I pushed it with lemon, but the dude just repeat like a crazy person and drilled
Stand right behind me and right behind me sir. I would protect right that too. It doesn't work
It's shot in the back
No
Well not wearing pops
I was
You know, it's just a we got wiped go back in we're gonna be fine. We'll be fine
Well, yes, this is our this is our comeback. Do you guys want your comeback or not a
Redemption story that you want your comeback or not
Think I do fine. I will be bending over this cat ball and I will leak it into it and deliver
Oh my God guys, this is holy shit.
Once again, that was from like four hours ago.
And it just scares the crap out of me every time
because I do not see it coming.
Yeah, guys, that's from like four hours ago.
That's from like four hours ago.
That's from like four hours ago.
That's, that's, it scares me.
It scares me.
It's, today is a scary day.
It's a scary place we live in.
It's a scary place, I'm flustered every time.
I'm flustered every time.
I'm flustered.
Okay, I'm fully fitted, I'm ready to go.
Working on it, I'm working on it.
I'm trying to figure out why I can't put this.
All right, let's fly!
Take me for a ride.
I'm good to go. You guys ready?
Almost, almost. Give me a second to put a little thing together.
I mean, you know, you know,
how do I get my baby to trust me?
You know, they say streaming is, you know, not a hard job,
and then you just get thrown a couple.
I mean, you have to be ready for anything.
You have to be ready for anything, Mr. Peanut.
You really have to be ready for anything.
Let me ponder for a second. I mean, that's it. That's a tough ass. That's a tough ass
That's a tough ass. Um
I'm gonna get your baby to trust you
Don't do trust falls it's confusing because trust is in and the word but
Yeah, I would say
Next time your baby is
is
Right on an oil rig off the coast of Moscow doing an undercover
Black market deal where he's selling United States secrets the Russian mafia
Tip the Russian mafia that it's a setup so that they attack
But be there to save your baby and kill all the Russian mafia
never tell them that you were the one that tipped off the Russian mafia but
but your baby will then think that you were there to save him you were there
to save him as long as you never reveal the secret that you were the one that
tipped off the Russian mafia your baby would trust you for life because only
someone that that trusted you would be would put themselves in a situation to
save you from from that situation yeah that baby needs to be just old enough to
have kind of some some memories in the back of its head at this time.
Yeah. Yeah. No, I think I think that would work.
The part of the hardest thing is going to be, you know, kind of setting up that
whole situation. But I mean, parenting is hard.
Parenting. I never said it was easy.
I never said it would be easy.
I never said that. I never said that.
Maybe a parenting book might be a mommy and me book, a mommy and me book.
Mm-hmm. Honestly, get him a leapfrog. Those were fire back in the day.
I don't know what a leapfrog is.
I kind of forget as well. I don't even know if I ever actually did this one.
Was it kind of like a tablet before a tablet?
It was like a tablet before a tablet, I think.
I can't wait.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
I'll just give him an iPad give him an iPad have him stare at it till he's like
15 and then I don't know maybe go
Box with you know Grand Theft Auto at a young age. It's really yuck
Yeah, like the world is technology based if they're not learning iPad young they're gonna be prepared
I
Say plan different day
And they're my boys
Looking good. Yeah, man. Absolutely. Oh, thank you. Look wait. Is this not you with the killer?
Well, not the killer. I got the little space man. You have kill arm run. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I got kill arm run. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. You're looking good. You're looking good. We're all in.
1111 make a wish make a wish oh shit I wish lemon contracts a rare strain of
smallpox no I also wish that this is a devil wish double wish I wish that I
would live forever that means I'm gonna be eternally alive suffering with small
That's true. By the way, I lied. It's like 11 13, but it was 11 11
So I'll but I've backtracked our wishes. I've backtracked our wishes as long as it was 11 11 at some
No guys, I just keep forgetting that my my computer on my left is two minutes behind
I'm there's not a two-minute delay and it's done
I'm gonna put in the little like the computer is my three computers two minutes behind
I've never fixed it my regular computer that I'm giving on is the correct time and I just realized it's not 11
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Um, all right. I'm getting deja vu, getting deja vu.
deja vu. You guys got the wallet already? Uh-huh.
Oh, that's you shooting the lock off. Oh my god, dude. Not that I know of.
There is a wallet quest right here if you haven't done it. I have already done it. I'm good.
I
Lemons ahead of us limits ahead of us. I'm ahead of lemon. No, you're ahead of lemon
No, I'm going out to the pocket watch. I'm going out to the pocket watch now
We are to the pocket watch is me is me down here
Gentlemen, he's right in front of us
He's running away oh
Oh, that's not real gentlemen. That is a scavenger scavenger limited
We don't need the pocket watch or if anybody has the key to open up just to open up for this open up real quick
We're just gonna check for loot. What's your check for the loot? Go ahead. I have the key and I'm marking my truck first
I'm putting on my own fast before helping others
But the mask is to give you so much oxygen you become delusional and you don't care about the plane
What?
That's what I heard on Tiktok, that's what I heard on Tiktok.
Well, Tiktok never lies.
Tiktok never lies.
Tiktok never lies.
Uh, somebody's gonna be on a plane, it's gonna come down and they're gonna hear your voice
being out of them saying that.
They're gonna be like, oh, do I put it on?
That's what I've heard.
That's what I've heard.
The mask gives you too much oxygen because, you know, we're only supposed to breathe like
18% oxygen or something.
It gives you too much to become delusional.
You don't really care about the plane crash because you don't need panic.
That's what I've heard.
I mean, there's probably some truth to that.
I've also heard that the fetal position that they tell you to take
is the plane grass so that it instantly kills you
so you don't see them when you survive.
Well, to be fair, I don't think the fetal position is going to help much.
Not much.
Not much.
Hits the Earth at hundreds and hundreds of miles per hour.
But who knows?
You know, who really does?
It might have.
it's nice to feel like you're doing like when you're about to die it's nice to
feel like you're doing something that might help you know what I'm saying that's true
that's true that's true when I would do if I was in a genuine playing crash is I would
unbuckle my unbuckled my seatbelt and find the fattest person on the plane and just latch
onto the back
the plane's going down you look over you just see this grown-ass man
This is like 300 pound straight like an octopus.
Natural airbag, natural airbag that is.
Yes, as he hits the earth and is absolutely exploded,
he absorbs most, it's not all of the velocity.
You might even balance it.
Now if you survived it, you know, let's say, I mean they're dead, obviously,
survive how are you gonna like commemorate this individual I will I will
I will remember him fondly I will remember him fondly you can right
before we crash on whisperer Z I said what's your name gonna say Jonathan and
I'll say Jonathan never is prepared to be my meat shield you can never speak of
Jonathan no you can never speak God bless Jonathan God bless hero oh there's a
dead person i think there's someone in here there is
open it yes impact is it back to the middle room middle room
hey bitch boy how you like this what do you
behind us as well we're fucking everywhere dude
I'm with you this means me to pull it back. There's two of them there one right
I don't feel too good about it.
Oh my. Oh my.
Oh that guy is good.
That guy is. Got one, got one, got one.
Almost had him beat it. Time to head to the lobby.
Hit the showers guys. Time to hit the showers.
That was a valiant attempt. We tried a lot of shots in today.
Hello there!
I just realized, I have disabled the five gifted subanimations specifically for today.
Now I'm just realizing that that animation has been playing on a repeat for seven hours.
I
Have done that cuz I can still do that right now
Well, I guess it would really matter anymore because they're already in the
Yeah, wouldn't matter anymore guys wouldn't matter anymore. It's yeah, it's over. It's over
It's over
It's uh, it's all right
It's all beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful
I am absolutely humongous if you could possibly grab some of my goodies even if you keep up it'd be better to grab them
This is wow, holy shit. Okay. Okay
You got a lot to loot here
Listen, I got a flare. I got a flare one of them gots a backpack. I can get you your shit out
If they have a backpack
Was the second guy did he go outside?
That's him. He's very small. He's the one that one shot me with the pistol of the face
That'll happen that'll happen
So, yeah, listen, you got a backpack gimmick?
I mean, if you want to shove his, uh...
Oh, wait, is this your body peanut?
That's mine, yeah.
There you are. I grabbed your gun.
Yeah, I'm gonna have the X.
I used your gun to eviscerate him.
Oh!
I got your PX. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fantastic! Fantastic!
Uh, yeah, if you could just grab my stuff and hit the green flare, we could do a quick reset.
That'd be fantastic.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
I'm down. Let me just
Have to do a little bit
A little bit of this and a little bit of that
Why is there an advert lotion on my screen? That is that is curating for you
It is curating for you
That is that is for you. You you you you you
Well, let me let me get
This is scared
It's disgusting. It's curated for you. It reads your history or whatever. All right?
You're either very assy or very
horny
That's on you. That is not that is not up to me. That is that is for you Bob. Well, that is on you
That is not on me
Mm-hmm
I know, I know, I know, but seriously, those, they are, they are lovers to put it into the
debate of are they brothers are they cousins are they great friends they are
lovers it's true they're lovers they are gay lovers
I will confirm a second time watch right lemon right a hundred percent thank
you again I've confirmed yet again that is a double confirm a double confirm
You're welcome. I've ended the debate.
Luke Ealy said, good evening, esteemed nut.
Found out this week I have a brain tumor.
But the doc believes we can shrink it without surgery.
That'll happen.
Hell yeah, brother! Hell yeah!
Hell yeah! Godspeed, my boy! Godspeed!
Get that thing out of there. Get it out of there!
Get it out of there!
Praise my boy.
Praise.
And infinite speed.
God speed, do you say?
God speed.
That's excellent.
That's excellent.
Well, you know what I mean.
Excellent.
Take a-
Um...
Mmmm...
Uh...
Mmm...
I'll sit down...
I'll sit down...
Give me- ever get that 5090 from killing you?
Yeah, give me- do you ever get that 5090 from killing me?
Yeah, I did, I did.
I haven't installed it,
because I have no time ever in my whole life,
life, but I sit next to my computer right now, not in my computer, but it's next to me.
The GPU is like the second easiest thing to install, it takes like two minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you underestimate how little time, how little free time I have in this, in this world.
You're a busy beaver, you're a busy beaver.
I did me and Limist, it still got day jobs. I mean, hopefully not for long, but it's a, it's a lot to juggle.
sounds like it hard workers huh yeah I got the now we and by we he means I got
your armor thank you your gun thank you helmet I got your head phone thank
Thank you. Wait, what do I need to bring that? Hold on. Let me let me let me assess. I might not have got the headphones
You're drunk. It seems as if so it seems as if so
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, no, wait, why do you bring my got your armor?
Hold on, I'm I'm I'm assessing.
I'm doing the assessment right now.
All right, I got your did you bring out the TC you brought out the bastion, right?
That but yeah, I believe I brought it in batch and I think so.
Yeah, he's so OK.
I've got your armor.
I've got your helmet.
I've got your
MPX with two mags and one stack of PST
And I think I also got your headphones your excels right you brought out excel. So that means I need to bring
Two more mags full of PST. That's it
Yeah
Yeah, and a backpack if you want it. Oh, no, no backpack necessary
No backpacks necessary. Thank you, Mr. gimmick. You've done me a great service. You've gave me
Let's just remember this let's remember this. I will
Remember I will not soon forget this will be I will be remembering this for a long time a long time to come
Many generations. I will tell my grandson about what you've done for me today. Yes. Yes
Oh, wait, I need to bring out the key again because you need to get your pocket
Oh, yeah, I got a bunch of it.
There's no way you will breed.
Breed or breed?
Breed!
If anybody uses the term breed, there's a rest line.
I will breed!
And let me tell you, when I grow old,
I
My little peanut will take over the peanut dynasty will live on
Generations generation
Generations unless he's not that funny that I'm putting him up for adoption and I'm having another one and then he
Would take over on he would take even the second one will take over
Second one second one. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
unless the second one's not fun
I will continue this process until I find a funny son or I become infertile
this yes and then you'll die and your whole family will fight over your
inheritance and the peanut what do you call yourself the peanut production I
I don't know the peanut productions.
It's gonna be bloody, they're gonna make a show about it.
It will be an easy, medium, hard on how difficult it is
to figure out which peanut it was.
Kill me.
Actually, yeah.
There is a lot to this.
It was Loopy, guys, spoiler alert.
It was Loopy, if I die, it's Loopy.
He killed me, he killed me.
He killed me, he killed me, he's the one that killed me.
He's a good son, but he is ice that is not hard to believe. Yeah, we look at his eye. We look at his eye
Not hard to believe
No offense, but that is not hard to believe
All right, what's that very kind to see about my son?
Yeah, I mean technically you said it and I disagreed I suppose I suppose I suppose
Oh Landmark is beating y'all's asses. No, no, no, no, it's all a I shocker. It's all a shocker
Wow, really Landmark the guy who plays he was played for ten years straight like it's 12 hours a day is beating us
What I don't know this us is he's not beating me. I don't know who this us is, but he is not beating I he's not beating I
I'm beating him off
Incredibly fast. I am so far on these glasses
Fair enough fair enough. All right. I got your shit. I
Got your seat. Let's proceed. Let's proceed
That sauce I'm not so I should that's got more seriously. I'm on my last one and there's but a mere sip it left
There's gonna be a sip left. Oh no. What are you sippin' on these days?
Is it Silly Ranger? Silly Ranger? Okay.
Silly Ranger? A Lucy Ducey? And I'm good to go. That's what I do.
Yummy, yummy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Is Sharon here out? You're out out again?
I'm Silly Ducey. Yeah, I ran out again.
You have got to stalk. You gotta get some backups on backups.
Hmm. I know I know is irresponsible of me. They're not by just for the alcohol
Sometimes dude when I when I'm like fresh out and I go to the store
I'm like dude these guys are gonna think I'm I always just tell them I was just saying I was throwing a party this weekend
But it's a lie. They don't they don't believe you they smile and wave
Believe they say that guy is ever a body whiskey extra large bottle of gin extra large bottle of vodka
I did it for the love
Ride that highway, ride the bus
Walk my house to that other place
Walk in the streets, she gon' make you bad
I do damage, and it can't stand it
Cycle, baby, it's very massive
Better cash it, than see
Give this right in the hands of it
walk out the pantry
take a sip and I'm dancing
see if I play like a Bambi
don't you like your candle
boot it up in your car seat
hold it down for asem
one of my better call me
guys it was still thrown to the struct
you heard it, did you hear it?
it was still thrown to the struct
did you hear it?
it was still thrown to the struct
I don't know if you heard it
Why we have woods I do not know what you did you and where's your clothes what the hell
You need to put that silly juice down
I got it in be fought wait, we're not out wait. Are we on we are on I brought a poster to put it the strong old
You're a bear my army you are so
Oh no, listen, let's swing by, listen, waterway, let's swing by Sherman, I can get his key.
Uh, okay, let's do that, let's do that. That's a great idea.
He just called me an asshole, I brought him his whole god damn kit back.
Every single square that your kit took was loot that I didn't get to keep.
Thank you, you're a good man, Mr. gimmick, you're a fine man, a man of great stature.
I killed both of the guys, I killed all the players.
They're a good man, a great man, wait, there's a guy.
Excellent shots, team.
I heard that instructor say good.
Well, you shouldn't have prepared yourself.
That was a scam, right? It was a scam.
Had to be a scam.
That was a high level of competition.
Oh, that was definitely a scam.
Definitely a scavenger.
Let us proceed over to Mr. Sturmbus.
He will kill him real quick and then we'll skedaddle.
We are on the wrong map.
I don't know how he ended up here.
I do not know how.
This is probably one of those Nikita things
100% I know I selected customs. I'm certain. I'm certain
And I mean if you didn't I mean the woods and customs I mean they rise
Yeah, they rhyme the letters are kind of close together on a keyboard
You know the W and the C. No, you don't type in which map you want to go to
There's no relevance to the matter
Man prompt for my for when I am in this party later. I use cmd. Oh my goodness advanced technology very bad
Slash-slash
Execute underscore customs for that intro just meet the song and sing thunderstruck
Every time I tip me key to two dollars
I want it. I'm on it. I good job. I'm on it game is his game is actually
I'm destitute
I've been fertile serious debt. I'm in serious debt
Yeah, probably better to be infertile than destitute. What does that should be adopts? What does that mean?
No money I have no I have no
You know it seems no promising no promising jobs on the horizon. I have no food in the cupboards
Oh
The car is broken down and the tires are flat. Oh
Destitute have you used your backup tire?
The backup tire was stolen. Oh
Steeda back up I'm pretty sure you can use my neighbor like for free if you draw a back of a minus
It was my neighbor Craig, but he's six foot four. Oh, God. It's not six foot four Craig from stealing your tire
I'm being bullied. I'm right you. I have no money. I have no food
I have no prospects and my neighbor Craig is bullying me. Oh
God, oh
Shooters give me suitors. No suitors. No, no promise speckled bird has left me
It's all I say we go to Craig's house
We show what's what we show much what we bring a tire iron. Oh
Yeah, mm-hmm. You promise. Oh, I promise. Yeah, let's go to let's go to Craig's house and show me doesn't mess with with the gang
This is the message of the crew.
I don't know, maybe this craig is just misunderstood.
I think Sherman's right in front of me.
Oh, you play to the right.
Yeah, that's a guard, that's a guard, that's a guard.
Sherman's definitely here, one more guard, one more Sherman.
Nope.
As opposed to two more Sherman's.
One more guard, one more.
As opposed, as opposed to two more, as opposed.
Got it, Roger that.
Roger Dodger, Roger Dodger.
Down by Red.
Back in the mag, I'm packing my only three rounder.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm in the cabin.
I'm in the cabin, don't hurt me.
I see you.
I see you.
Oh, I hear him, I hear him.
Is that everybody, Dodgers?
Yep.
They're definitely, they see him or the guard.
Let me take a quick peek.
We're a barrier.
Oh, that's the guard, that's the guard.
Sturmbly still at launch. Sturmbly still at launch.
I'm pushing forward. Sturmbly still at launch.
Yes. I don't see him. I don't see him.
Where's the Sturmbly hiding?
I don't know. I don't see him. I don't see him.
I don't know. I'm peeking over these wood piles very sneakily.
Do you see him?
Do you see him?
You see, Mr. Stripus?
Mr. Stripus, it's surely somewhere around here.
The question is where?
I don't know who?
Oh, I see, I hear him, I hear him.
Where do you hear him? Where do you hear him?
I don't know who?
God, I'm his dad.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Oh, I think I've heard of that guy.
I think I've heard of that guy before, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Schwarzenegger, I've
heard of that gentleman, I've heard of that gentleman.
You've heard of him?
I've heard of him, I've heard of that gentleman.
He's a good guy.
He's a good guy.
I'm going to go, where's the man, did you get the key?
I'm going to go, yes, I'm going to go dig through Sterben's box, give me one quick second.
Wait, with the key?
Oh, no, with the key.
Wait, oh shit, did you need this?
I could, I could really use that key.
Okay, sorry.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I could really use it.
Go ahead.
Do you hear this?
Do you hear this?
There it is.
You remember the promise you said?
Yes, of course, of course, of course.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, God.
He was here.
He was so close.
Arnold Schwarczegupa.
Arnold Schwarczegupa.
Very common name.
Very common name.
That is good.
I'm just going to ask you.
I'm just going to say it quickly.
What a run.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.
What a run.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.
What a run.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Are we attracting already?
It was a red rebel on Sherman.
I honestly didn't look.
I don't think I looked either.
I kinda looked.
Oh, look at gimmick.
Oh, God.
He's got his face down in the mud.
Is it one on a?
I brought a gillset.
Peter, you don't jam anymore, man.
What is the next jam session?
I'm trying to get quickly in here.
Very soon.
Very soon, very soon.
You need it worry, you need it worry, you need it worry, you need it worry, very good.
You know what guys?
I say we play pinball wizard.
Right now.
Pinball wizard.
What does that mean?
Give him a little spin.
Pinball wizard.
Everybody Google pinball wizard lyrics.
We're listening to it on the way out.
A little sing along?
A little sing along of pinball wizard.
At Toyota's National Sales Event.
Set your sights on even more summer fun!
I've made a silver ball, from so hooked I'm a frightened, I must've played them all,
I ain't seen nothing like him, in any amusement hall, that get on with my gift, sure!
you
you
you
you
you
You
When your feathers are ruffled, and you feel like a turkey
It's a
I'm doing work you guys have not listened to pinball wizard
No, no, we listen to this and bang a dude certified bangers
Five stars, five stars, five stars
We did harmonies in the pinball part
You guys were jamming with us
You guys enjoyed the jam
We were jamming
No, we were jamming hard
Let me say something
I was teasing, babe, your credit score would be through the fucking four right now.
You piece of-
WHO ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THEY'RE GONNA GET TEAM SEED OUT OF OUR MIND!
SO WHAT?
SO WHAT?
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray!
And jokes on you, I've already got that credit, alright?
I think somebody stole my identity.
I can't get a credit card right now.
Oops.
Uh, well, that's- that's- I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm trying to hear that sound.
Well, thank you. Thank you.
It's actually really easy to remove the DMCA from YouTube.
They have a pretty good system if you want to.
But only if you play one song.
For me, it doesn't really work that well because I've played lots of different songs.
If you only play one song, even if you play it a hundred times,
as long as there's the same exact song,
YouTube has a one-click system where you just remove them.
Really? Yeah.
Yeah.
as long as it's the same song on repeat.
For me, again, that system does not work that well.
I play multitude of different songs.
You see, you're not just playing
pinball wizard over and over.
I'm not just playing pinball wizard over and over again.
That is, yes, that is correct.
That is correct.
But if you wanted to choose just one song.
Yes.
One song.
I know this song I'm gonna choose.
I got it already.
Thunderstruck, ACDC.
me so the tech specifically doesn't work with that one but you you said I'm
allowed to choose one song it don't tell me about Don Toliver again okay I will
not listen to Don Toliver song and I'm just gonna say it and Don Tolver is not
as good as AC DC you tricked me you tricked me and you are the one that said
that I did not say that I was just I was just going along with what you said and
then I went back and listened to the Don Toliver song and it's not as good as
Thunderstruck. ACDC for life.
God, God, Struck!
God, God, Struck!
Should we all?
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, that loud!
God, God, Struck!
God, God, Struck!
Oh, dude, that's a good shot.
That's a good shot.
That's a finger.
That's a finger.
It is such a shot, dude, that we cannot play that.
Oh, so shot.
So shot.
You know, it's the last vestiges of the dying old music industry.
Just a bunch of old dudes grasping as much money as they possibly can before they're completely irrelevant.
It's ridiculous, because when I play these songs,
the artists that created those songs were reasonable enough to be like,
okay, he can use my songs for his videos, but I will take the revenue,
which I allow them to do. They take the revenue.
For some reason, I believe there's a series of specific companies, like Sony, Warner Brothers and a couple of other clats, and they just say no.
Sony Music Group.
They just say no.
They say no.
They're a bunch of old men grasping as much money as they can before they're competing.
They would spend even more money if they just put their fucking saw.
Understand they don't understand they're greedy old bastards, and they don't understand the new world at all any new artists
Like it's good press like nobody's like ripping your stream
Everybody believes him that's not happening that never happens
Never in the history of the internet, but they don't know that they cuz they don't know what the hell is going on
I'm a thunderstruck. They don't know what the hell's going on. I'm a thunderstruck. I did it
It was me
It was me those guys wonderful
They were a nobody you may have in that video you took those guys to the top and look how they treated
Look, yeah, look how they treat me. They turn their backs on me
And nobody would have thought about a strong without me without me and as soon as as soon as they get popular
The DMC a me. Mm-hmm. That's how it works. Yep. You hate to see it. I have $500
I'm thinking about buying the rights to Thunderstaff then I could own it. Well, I well, I'd say low-bottom first
I would go on with the full 500. Yeah, you're right. I'll go maybe 200 200 kind of work my way up where you wait
Yeah, they'll probably offer 350 you say 275
They'll come down to 325 you said over 300 and
And that's that's that's the deal. That's the deal. That's the deal right now
I'm gonna put it on a YouTube video of me just kind of walking around town
With that in the background just kind of a nice
Kind of give some energy to the video
Yeah, that's right. I would go into the right map this time prepare yourself face down
I just got something it said I I got says
Therapist message has been moved to your quest inventory. What the fuck does that mean? Hold on?
I think it means that if you have an item like it won't bring it out like the old days
I
I could be the never ending laughs
By Alexander sir
The problem I got and problems finding them. This is that most rock songs are on my really old people that don't let me
Like I break all the DMC laws
But there's like a higher tier of them where they're actually just ripped my video off of the face of the internet
And it's these it's these rock songs owned by all these 90 year old CEOs and they just fuck me
Like I'm fine, you know use it all the songs and the whatever just you know doing whatever
But they show them and they just they just rip my shit down
I
You with gimmick and lemon sounds like a guy talking to himself
Not wrong actually yeah, I can see that we are the same person it did the power of AI technology
People think that we're actually a duo stream. It's crazy people are so gullible. I'm AI. I'm not a real person
I don't have a soul. I just type right in quick on my second keyboard. Good. Good. I remember when gimmick programmed you to tell
it when you had a family, but it's just really robots. But like, but he actually does have a robot family. That's not part of the
lock. That's not that's not the lie. He's AI and his wife is a robot and his kids are robots. And he actually does go home to his
robot family but it's just a salad it's just to sell the trick even more it's
all digital they are sentient they are sentient they are sent fully sentient
fully sentient fully feeling emotional emotional robots but they are robots so
fuck yeah lemon is robot family is that my
robot family series that I'm pictures bees they're mainly in the frisbees we're
into frisbees and accounting as a family account. I've heard accounting is very popular amongst
the youngsters. They love the numbers because we're a real human family and that's what
real human families do. Let's ride.
I
Swear if this is woods again
Oh, no, okay, we're good. Hmm. Okay, all right, you're off the
Do you think you're gonna go arms or no, I need to go to 114
To the pocket watch we actually guys I have the
Bring it. I'm such a fool. I'm such a fool. Oh
We need a key for 114 right the therapist quest. Yes. Yes
Yes, yes, yes good. Let's just go to Pigeon Wash
Okay, let's get our quest out real quick. Let's just run these guys. We'll come back. We'll bring them hellfire
We'll sweep the floor
Guys in the last like four raids. I've made more progress. Yeah, I thought he was banned from playing that song
Have you not been paying attention at all? Actually getting quest up. What a fucking concept
It was done this time protect me with your life
One tap all right grab your watch. Thank you. Thank you. I know we had to head to the unknown key
I have the key we see you go to the box
Okay, okay, okay
Hey, I just went inside the building. Oh, yeah to our right to our right. Yeah, 100%
Hello
Did you anyone in here?
We love it, we love it!
Oh, this is scavenger, we're good.
Woo!
Oh, it's a scary one.
I've never seen scavengers open so many,
behind that hill over there.
So we do it so quickly.
You just start it, he opened all the doors.
He likes the fresh air.
Smarter.
They're getting smarter.
All right, let us proceed, let us proceed with great haste.
great history precede
are you guys running this way we're going to encounter p m c's most
definitely should get ready to start blasting
are we going back to stronghold?
we're going to go to that unknown box
oh i see i see yes
let's run through stronghold though just for a good fight
i could do it
don't you need to
plan a poster?
i got my poster
i wasn't going to force you guys but you know we're here
We're coming in! Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
Got one! One down! BMC's here, BMC's here!
Gotcha!
Oh! You see that boy?
He looked like thunder! He looked like thunderstrike!
Oh! Oh hot hot hot hot!
We are hot today! It wasn't a day, it was a hot today!
We just want your soul in your flash!
Addixon 24 sent.
Please ask gimmick to clarify whether he gagged on your wiener because of the smell or of the cheesy texture salad.
I don't know what's going on today. I believe it was from the smell.
I believe it was from the smell.
I'm coming down from the top the way I was.
I had him showered in a few days and he was like that guy.
Unless I was here in London.
In World War I, who wrote home to his wife, Dr. Showerford,
we'd submit her natural sin to come out.
I thought he might like that, but he didn't like it at all.
That's where I heard somebody, boy.
I think there's still one.
Oh, there's food if you got to put this in his butthole.
His loss is my gain.
OK.
Oh, that was an impressive success.
Oh, what was he at?
that world what to and I mean whatever let's perceive it good yeah I knew it I
knew it was I knew it was I'm very good and that's it
uh information stuff be careful boys be careful it could be evil oh this is a little
look at us we're like three ninjas we're like the three listen have you seen that movie three ninjas
No, I've seen you guys.
You guys see it.
No, these are three brothers who happen to be ninjas.
Oh.
They save their grandfather.
Just by luck?
Just by luck.
It happened that way.
They just write genetics.
Oh.
Their grandfather is tinkered by a villain ninja.
And the three ninjas, Rocky, Colt, and Tumtum, defeat the villain ninja to get their grandfather
ninja free.
Oh.
Incredible movie.
It was snubbed at the Oscars, but it should have been given at least
Oh, that's picture. That's a beautiful story. That's a beautiful story
Well, let's okay. So now we hit the green flare and then you don't have to do them. I got my marky
We come back to dorms and we rip them apart. We rip everyone apart
I love it. I love it
I'll be gay. Bye. Let me boys
That's your work. Yeah, you're a gas
I'm an old gas
Quite refusing. Oh, someone has opened this door. Someone has opened this door. Someone is nearby
That's super weird, we would have had to have passed right by oh, wait. No, you know what I killed a guy
Probably the guy I killed
probably it's guys here
Yeah, probably the guy that I just yeah, probably that poor bozo
If we do a quick reset
Stuff on and we go right to dorms. I said to get these three question. It was really quickly
I've got to be lacking on the quest you've been lacking on the quest
hold on hold on don't don't set it off yet I'm a little behind just wait like
ten seconds ten give me ten seconds before you set that trophy all right
I'm ready. I'm ready. You can drive. All right, here we go. I'd setting it up setting it up
setting it up
I'm all for you see because then you can't use so much art for your benefits
I don't want to hear a streamer completing that DMC if someone takes your content for money yet you use others
Take my shit all the time
I'm just gonna say I've done nothing
most of the show I've seen you
I've even made one part of my crew
he's right here in the chat tonight
I was gonna say that's a crazy comment
because streamers love
when other people just
make short channels
based on their shit
they're doing the work
make some money dude
make some money on it like get it dude
get it it's like promotion
it's fantastic the only people I've
Ever gone after only only people I allow any ripping of my content the only people I've ever gone after is the people who make a YouTube channel
They literally would go and steal my thumbnail go to my twins take the entire
Vaughn not cut it up and put my thumbnail that I made on a whole uncut Vaughn as the older people
I've even something about for them. I've even something about I've only got a few
Yeah, that's a crazy comment
Because it's finally like we finally had I've seen shorts of our channel of
Yeah, of people who posted it that I have no idea who they were and it brought me great joy
I was like, oh my god, somebody's posting shorts for us. This is amazing. Fantastic. It's great. It's great news
I hope they make some money
Now I've had guys come in here and be like peanut I made X amount of dollars posting stuff about you
I mean this this much this month posting these shows like I say condolences keep going
Condolences hell yeah, yeah
So I don't know that's yep, that's me fucking stuff. What I
Don't know that applies. I don't know if that applies
Star Wars on all those
Shit, that's right. Oh, that's impressive. What a surprise
Oh dude, I can I just say we kind of locked in we did get a lot of we got
There I see we reward ourselves with a silly red. I see we go right to go. I'm just massacre everyone
I am. Oh, I love it rich. Boom. Let's do a silly
If anybody has key to your three though key three or three bring it bring it bring it. I do not have three of me
I
See what keys I have because I've been just looting them and not even looking I
Have the following keys
That's a miles I have one it does tell you what it kind of works because then I can reference when you talk
How long do you talk about I don't know if we speak that the fish or milestone of the dog pistes, but you know
Make my day a million times better with the Spongebob.
You make the three ninjas is awesome.
Give it three ninjas is awesome.
I've done nothing.
No, I don't know.
Why are you telling me that?
I've seen three ninjas.
You're the only one.
No, I'm telling you that three ninjas is awesome.
It is awesome.
It is.
I mean, I don't really remember it,
because I saw it when I was a young child.
And I can't say that I've watched it since my childhood.
But I remember really, really loving three ninjas.
hold on wait a second wait a moment hold on you hold on wait a second uh-huh okay
what pancake YouTube video a pancake YouTube video pancake YouTube video pancake
YouTube video. Okay. Elaborate. Hit us. Hit us with the
elaboration. Pancake YouTube video. Pancake Karate. Oh. Yeah,
that sounds like an idea. Pancake Karate. Pancake Karate. Is
that is that is that talking with anyone? Um you gotta be
You gotta be fast!
It doesn't make sense, but emotionally I really love this, emotionally, intellectually I'm not sure what's happening, but emotionally
Pancake Karate video!
Emotionally I love this, I love this, genius genius genius!
Pancake Karate!
Nope, it's already done Pancake Karate video!
Pancake Karate video!
Was it like a little play animation? You remember? Like 20 years ago?
No!
No? Okay.
Pancake karate all right now. I'm here to have a mind. Okay, is it a little guy's shopping?
Yeah, I stacked the cakes. No, it's it's a clay animation
There's a clay guy and he is karate. He's teaching someone how to get through the pancake mines
There's a there's a busy
The mines they look like pancakes and he says you got to be quick. You have a swift
Then he blows up and kick karate and kick karate
Is he like a giant pitcher filled with like a kind of a purple liquid that people say?
Time has been let's run!
Follow me boys, follow me gentlemen.
I'm ready.
I'm right to dormitory, right to dormitory, no hesitation.
I'm about to get so bafflingly rich from this mark room you'll be your job will be on the floor and I
You don't know that no
Yeah, I've already used it four times I got the guy you got anything I got the green card of the black card stuff for last
Oh, yeah
Okay, all right, well, I mean you guys are very excited it sounds like you guys might think I'll be
We're gonna sweep our sacking you I was blasting you across the hallway
I won't even touch a thing.
I wouldn't dare. I wouldn't dare. I know the Honorable. I know that.
These guys are a little too excited about my maw group, you guys. A little too excited.
I'm gonna go straight to third. Straight to third.
Oh, third door is not open. Let's get that. Let's get that. Let's get that.
That's creators!
Oh yeah, it's all straight outside, you're thinking.
AHHHH!
Oh, it looks like we might have been scared. It looks like we might have been scared looking primarily trash. It's looking primarily trash
Is this a actual quest item right here? It's a it's a note if you read it when you pick it up, too
It looks like we have gotten scared
profusely profusely scared no Bitcoin look at look at the the shelving
I already looked at the show. There's nothing out there. We got we got rod. We got scared. We did
This is ludicrous. This is ludicrous and all the guns away in here kind of just
disappeared oh
I got a
No, I found about the eye of the world is this a quest
This makes you read it. That's your quest open to us main story president
I know I wasn't gonna read it, but I read it and I'm glad I read it. Yeah. Well, I
Can't believe we just got scared that was a horrible room. That was horrible
oh my god what do we talk forward forward oh my god one down the other
all one of the receptionist desk. Oh my God. Jesus Christ.
Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
I'm dead. I don't know where I'm from.
You got snagged. I just died on the third floor.
He snagged from a two-story.
I think Lemon might just burn him.
I wasn't even in range of any of them. Careful.
Lemon, was that your grenade the honest now?
The honest now?
The first grenade was mine.
No, no, no. I got shot. I got shot.
I don't know
We actually talk from two-story over there
You guys have a muscle guy
Explanation oh listen this is what I'm gonna go down to first floor
I'm gonna eviscerate every living person down there, and then we'll go to two-story and kill the rest of them, okay?
Oh, yeah, all right. Yep. Does that sound good? Is this like a good idea? Yeah, that sounds like a great idea
It's not the one who just gets deleted of course
All right, I'm gonna push I'm gonna push what you're pushing you show this
Yeah!
Stay back, demon!
Will you give me that? Will you give me that?
Thank you.
Will you give me that?
In the hallway...in the hallway...
Right there, right there.
Yeah, I'm gonna close this door and take his plates.
Dude, no, he had to be on wall.
He had to be on the wall.
Dude, that's a crazy fucking...
Holy shit shot, holy shit.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, you bastard!
You stole a really good weapon for me!
All right, stand back. Stand back. I will be handling this fool. Okay, let's see it.
Fuck you! Fuck you asshole! What happened to my friend? Was that your doing? Maybe I'll
second now he's on second that sounds like saying hey how you doing I do you
mind if I come kill you is that chill oh well I'm gonna do it anyways I'm gonna
do it anyways ready yourself ready yourself for battle are you ready for
battle what no I didn't bring a knife by accident unfortunately I don't know
how that happened but I didn't bring one it is time for battle it is time for war
I would come down there and eviscerate you with ease
He's very one is there's definitely one on second. There's definitely one on second. I saw him on your screen
I don't think there is one second. I don't think so either
Like I said, they couldn't they could
There's a game out there
Listen stand back I will handle these fools they stand no chance against me they said no chance
Do you have any painkillers said you'd be painkillers I could borrow yeah, yeah
Go and start go straight away. Oh, thank you. Thank you
Stand back
I'll stand back on top one though. Okay, you know in case you can't back up. I suppose back up back up
I swear to God if I'm gonna listen to this.
One second sir, I'm powering up!
Alright.
Okay, alright.
I'm not beaten by the way.
Making news.
Alright.
I would be handling this I'll be handing the handling these
I can't wait to see it.
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Boys get em boys!
Witness!
Witness me!
Witness!
Witness!
I'm going in!
What the hell?
Oh, I got one trying to beat you.
They tried to get you, huh?
They tried to get me.
That bastard, that rat bastard!
But witness me again!
You went to hell!
Oh, I just got shot directly in the head.
I just got shot directly in the head.
I am badly hurt.
I do not know where I got shot from.
I got shot directly then.
I think there's a guy on the other side by a car extract now too. Yeah. Oh
I just put someone on carside and someone on the other side too
I don't know who would have shot me in the head right there. That's ridiculous
I think there might be one in two story two had to be two story
The one who killed me had to be on the wall who could have done to that
So the guy on the wall is now at the car the guy story
He's pooped in there that can smell it
You very careful. Oh, so much creeping up on the ice cream side
So much creeping up on the ice cream side
Okay, the gentleman. Oh God. Oh, I don't know just one in the back one in the back one in the back
He's going to choose. Oh
That guy sounds like he's serious that guy sounds like it sounds like he's very serious. He's a serious fella
He's healing up real quick, real quick, real quick here, just real quick here, just give
me one quick second, just give me one quick second to heal up, I'm mortally wounded.
The guy outside on the background, I mean milk brain, complete milk brain.
Milk brain, milk brain got it, okay.
I saw the milk coming right out of his ears.
Oh, that was great news, I'm pretty sure he called us terrible by the way when he was
running away.
This guy sounds like he might live and breathe talk on, this is his home, so I'd be very
very cautious very cautious you're invading his personal space his house this is how
I would raise it.
Oh my god.
I'm sneaking in.
Shush, shush, shush.
Shush, shush, shush.
Shush, shush, shush, shush.
Crawling to the back.
Backwards.
Shush, shush, shush.
Shush, shush, shush.
I'm gonna go take a tinkle.
As I tinkle, I'll pray for you guys.
I'm looting the guy. I killed him.
That's okay.
I have a split but it's very hard to get to my time.
I'm inaccessible.
Continue to sneak.
I got...
Costa Rica, you puta!
Is that for me?
Oh, did you kill him?
No, I...
I said Costa Rica...
Costa Rica, you puta, and then he unloaded a whole mag,
I think, in the air above my head.
No.
I think he might be Costa Rican.
Okay, I mean, I don't think he got me.
He's badly hurt.
Very badly hurt he is.
Costa Rica, puta!
Is he under one story?
He's in the first one.
He's extremely hurt.
Am I still witnessing you, or am I going out?
He's in the first one.
He's extremely hurt.
Am I still witnessing you, or am I going out?
You're still witnessing I actually see you right through the window here
Over there that window
I think he might be deceased is he deceased oh he is definitely deceased
right there on the kitchen floor yes he is 100% deceased he's dead he's dead now
there are multiple others he's very conscious very conscious oh there's a
Okay, let me do a quick just do a quick round of packing
No, he's dead this is from dead he is dead, but there should be like three other ones, right I
Got one upstairs. You got this. I think there's at least one more
Well, the guy from second shot me then there was a guy outside. There was two on the first plus
I think there's four total. We only see well. We got twos. There's two more, right?
Two more who again?
Where are you at?
Where'd you go?
I'm back on floor one.
Okay, let's see what's going on over here.
Is this you like this anywhere over there?
Let me see what this guy's got.
Oh my God, he's so poor.
Oh, he's so poor and ugly.
Oh, get back!
Get back, Lemon!
You might catch the poor.
Get back!
It's contagious and traveling through the air.
I've got my mask on, but it will only hold for so long.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Get back!
Get back! Get back! Get back! You might get infected!
Back up!
Yeah, super-spread it.
Here's the plan. Here's the new plan.
Come over here while I tell you.
We sprint over to second.
Sprint over to second.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
And we dash to second and we let him know our fiery fury.
I love it.
Let's ride you will not survive this fight fool
Ha precisely you are unaware
Yeah, so powerful. We have to powerful. I'll give him a zinger. Ah
I bet you that your forehead is of abnormal size
Yes, yes, yes. Perfect.
Did you get him?
Two scouts eliminated. Two scouts.
Well, where is this fool then?
These guys hiding.
He's been moving down below.
I got a package.
It's just another scout.
Hey, guys, the guy who killed me wasn't in two storey.
He was at the wall.
So what is that in my head when I was coming out of the three-story down the stairs that's true
Probably the same guy moved in
He's been keeping his distance. That's the one who killed me
Wait, don't mind me just packing a little. Where would I have possibly gotten shot?
Rob, I was on the metal stairs. It had to be two story. Yeah
He said station could have been a completely different dude
I definitely got killed from a guy at the wall, which is just a crazy fucking pull.
I think this guy's somewhere out in the forest lurking hiding in the shadows.
He's a creep.
I will go find him!
I will find him at once and eliminate him!
He's a creep.
It's all I need.
He's a peeping Tom.
He's a peeping Tom.
He's a peeping Tom.
Tom he should be a venerated years ago, but he's a series of series of loopholes. He's still out
Oh, I'm sure you eat this can of fish you don't mind you mind I'm kind of hungry also a little thirsty
Oh
Surely it will have delicious items delicious
There he is
Well that is
There's the guy, you found him guys. That's the guy who got me for sure.
What?
That...
That was a valiant attempt Mr. Lemon. A valiant attempt.
You eliminated...
many trees behind him. Many!
Many of...many of Paris due to your power.
You guys got...
Oh, excellent game. Excellent game.
What?
You say?
Flip of the wrist.
Dan wants the guy who killed you.
I don't know who killed me, I forgot to check.
Oh, yeah, that sounds really actually dead one. Oh, yeah, that's you got me too. Yeah, that's the guy who killed I
Cannot believe he was back there smacking his dingle in a hole somewhere
You got the Saddam Hussein simulator and he just popped out on us
Sitting there ridiculous
ridiculous
Absolutely ridiculous
Ridiculous that is
1v3
Now see that's a rage bait gimmick you can't fall for that. I've learned many of things from being a streamer many of things
That there's a rage bait a rage bait. That's a rage bait
He is trying to bait me and he is a master at it. He is a master baiter
We all know we have the ethical high ground. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes
dumb bitch yes is the term is the term yeah we have the moral high ground yes
the moral high ground sat in the bushes uh-huh buddy you know I'm wearing my
stop Asian hate that entered the fight on apex legends I'm impenetrable I am
impenetrable you tried to strike me you try to strike me thank you I am doing my
I'm doing my part. I'm doing my
part. Are you doing your part?
I am. I wear this. I've been
wearing this job. Asian hate
bats on Apex for many a moon.
many a moons. God. Yeah.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It's the
least I can do. That's what
you like to see. It's the least
I can do. It's the least I can
do. Are we going back to uh I
should we get the one more time
I think that pink is a hoarder.
So brave guys, you do not need to comment
on how brave I am for what I do.
Although it is insurmountable my bravery.
But no need, I do it because it is right.
I do it because it is right.
That is right.
Brave and sexy, thank you sir, thank you, thank you.
What a wonderful time.
I wonder if that camp package even had treats.
What if there wasn't even a camp package
in the first place?
What if that was a rude?
Do you think, yeah, do you think he set us up?
Optical he probably said I saw the smoke in the sky, but I never
He was using I saw I did not see the care package either
He's a mirror sky
He's smoking mirrors smoking mirrors. That's right. And now that I think about it's the neighbors down
Which was his name is Irish for deceiver. Oh my god
So this is starting to check out you what if that is gang is cons great great great great great grandson
And he's come back to seek his revenge and cock of the lands and we were just his first first victims
His revenge, but King is kind of successful
Well, it sounds like he's not alive anymore, so well he did die
Yeah, some bitch named Kubliacan would be the one that forked over the empire.
I'll tell you that.
I wouldn't.
Oh, that's old that.
Hey, that's Kubliacan for you.
Classic Kubliacan.
Classic Kubliacan.
Classic.
Classic.
Classic.
We can kube.
What a kube.
Ask a classic.
What a kube.
All right, let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Proceed.
Let's proceed with great haste.
Let's proceed with great haste.
There's no time to waste.
Let's proceed with great haste. Let's proceed with great haste. There's no time to waste
Well, the gang is con invent the spit roast is that um
Like a way of cooking turkey I'm unaware
Yes, yes, chicken. Oh, way of cooking chicken. I went away. Oh, rotisserie style. Oh, I do
not know. I do not know. Genghis Khan invented the spit roast. Otherwise, there's the rotisserie
chicken. Um, no, I have not. I'm not sure about that. I do not know that. I do not know that.
That's the ring is the first I'm hearing of it.
Oh my God, I could inhale a rotisserie chicken right now.
Oh my God with my hands.
Oh, just pop that puppy open and just grab grab the breast.
Just take the whole thing in your hands and just eat it like a sandwich.
I
Just let them let me fall into my little my lips my ma as I as I absolutely disintegrate it
With my mouth bones. Mmm. Let it let it slip down into my belly
Then I use my other hand and grab the other breast rip it off of the bone
Skin and all oh
I won't even chew it. I just put it into my mouth and inhale
It slips down right into my belly.
Let's grind!
Lucky 90 Cent, hello Mr. Nutt.
Shout out from South Texas.
Just wanted to say hutch is fat and you have a strong back
from carrying him the whole time.
Let's ride!
Let's proceed, boys.
Let's proceed.
Big raid, big raid ahead of us.
Big raid ahead of us.
Very big raid ahead of us.
Wow, I've really downgraded my loot.
I do not look nearly as sick as I did before.
Nearly.
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
Okay, yes.
I'm here, I'm here.
We're just talking about a boogie board accident site.
I had a boogeyboard accident long ago and the face planted in the sand and I was blowing
my nose in the sand to come out for like a week.
I couldn't go to the ocean for like a year.
You were banned?
Yeah.
I was banned from the ocean for like a year.
You probably had the same thing in the whole ocean.
You probably had the same thing at the goal the big crash out ways giant big old barrel big old barrels in the Gulf
Oh, have you abandoned the whole ocean, huh?
Wow
Wow
Incredible yeah, only year only one year ban of the ocean one only one one year bad
Oh, yeah, like a one-year timeout one year ocean timeout
Yeah, not a band. It was more of a timeout. It was more of a timeout.
Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. That makes sense.
And I'm not a lot at my local pool. That's for different reasons.
I think there's a hamlet out there.
Hey, what? Where?
I think I saw a guy on my-
Oh my God! They're gonna kill me. They're gonna kill me.
I got one. I got one. I got one.
I already have the heavy bleed with Dr. Jaco thing. I won't be able to run to the rest of the old friend
Exciting
Oh my goodness shit. Oh god. Oh god. How many he loves we can't hear my my grunting my wheezing
Stay back
I heard a jump
You love you love you love you love you love you love
Let him have it. I think you might be rotating the forest. I'm just watching you. I'm watching you. I'm watching you
One of the second let him know let him know
Let him cook let him cook
Pop my arm back on
The leg of character. Oh, he's 100% in here. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh
Do you not help?
No, I got this guy very easy good wait out here for your successful extraction
I'm just I'm just out here watching watching behind us
Do you think you popped out a two-story and through it? I think that's what happened. I think it's gonna happen. Yes
okay that was a scap but I got him good work you know what does anybody
need a toss he has a talk no I actually do need a toss I actually do need a
toss I do need a toss you might have been one of those those jumping I'm
coming up I'm gonna second story right gig I'm moving towards me story with
great haste I cannot spend any longer great I'm getting this fucking toss I'm
I'm going over here. I'm going your way.
Oh, hello, sir.
Take the toss. Take the toss.
Do you not open the marked door till we're there, though, please?
Oh, yeah, of course.
I would be waiting promptly for your arrival.
Properly for your arrival.
Oh, shit. Thirds? Second story?
Well...
Why did you do that?
I don't have a grenade. I'm healing.
Oh, that's not good for me and my health.
Three story. Three story and a second story.
fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic give it you're on your own team
you're on oh I'm so lucky that that gentleman is gone
make there's a person you're left you know you're that gentleman me wait I'll
lie here oh no you're you're alive this will die another yeah yeah that's like
a lemon that was lemon's body it's I saw him die no no I'm alive are you're
I'm alive behind the dumpster right now wait who just died who just got granaded behind the dumpster what you're alive
That's peanut
Park on his name only twenty three thousand
I saw like I die right next to you. I thought it was you. Oh my god
Oh, these shit receivers and has twenty three thousand active players
I was about ready to go on death and glory, but this is gonna be like a million
Let me know when you're going nobody uses that shit nobody use that shit
Yeah, yeah, this push three story, right?
That's actually really good. Nobody fucking uses team. I would do a single person that uses team. Holy crap
That's kind of huge
I hate this fucking jump I can never get it
Oh, don't worry, it's just us, the bingo bongo boys, nothing to see.
Uh-oh, the bingo bongo boys, I've heard of them.
You're right, I do wear a hat, a beautiful hat.
said. Listen, can you open the mark door for us? Do you not have the key? No. Is it just
you? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I really don't want to hurt you guys.
You can go bongo boys are not paying around today.
So the SHR OUD.
They're calling me Shroud.
Yeah, I'm going to show you.
She's holding the gun in his left hand.
Okay, listen, if you want to watch this day well,
I'm going to go up to this one right here.
Let them cook boys, let them cook.
Juicy, why is the gun in your left hand?
I can't, my keybind's a different each time, I can't remember how to get it back.
Let them cook, let them cook boys.
Are you on second story or third story?
I'm gonna go peek on third
Let him go, let him go.
Let him go.
He's on 30, he's on 30.
At least one on 30, but he says there's multiples.
You can't catch me.
Incredible.
He's moving because he's a great nimble.
Lemon, I bet you if you push him,
he'll be so shocked you won't even hear.
got one guy one guy just we were you know way we're not into a ppsh are we
serious are we serious and I'm gonna I'm gonna flash no no he's still down there
he's still down there oh he's aiming at me hello
I'm not sure what's going on with all the teammates, I'm not sure what's going on with
all the TV's.
Hold on, bandaging!
Let him go, let him go.
He is a professional gentleman. He's got this easy. He's got this easy.
He's got this easy.
Watch this, guys.
Oh, watching. Watching.
Just like this.
Just like this.
It's so close.
It's actually got a crazy how close that was to where he took it.
Excellent Ray, excellent Ray.
There's somebody write that technology down there.
You better be riding this down.
He must have just tanked every fucking bit of my shit ammo.
Yeah, I got pulverized.
I got, I got, they did not treat me nicely.
They did not treat me nicely.
Well, okay.
That's okay guys.
You know what they say, have you heard what they say?
What do they say?
Third time is the charm.
Third time is the charm.
Third time is the charm.
Third time is the charm.
This is going to be the one.
you fail ha ha ha failure is the exact quote I seem to be stuck in the uh I'm
just stuck well stop it stop it at once stop now I absolutely fucking toasted
that guy too I did that's it's crazy I leveled up my SMG shooting that mother
fucker and he still didn't die and my game is now frozen Nikita let me see if
I can shoot him remind him that it's just a game and we're all having lots of fun
gimmick I believe they referred to that as a skill issue fuck you you suck no
No, no, it's a new key that's got a little flame
goodness now you've come
Got them down greatly the only explanation
I
Know don't worry, but you just kidding. I saw him. He's crashing my game. He's trash
You had him dead to rights giving I saw you we flipped your POV at the last second you had him dead to rights. I
Thought I actually killed him because I might asmg level that
If you fail try again if you fail try again and then on the third try you'll guarantee succeed
That's right, it's guaranteed, it's guaranteed.
But this time it's always guaranteed.
I got an alt-f4, I was gonna see how much armor damage I did, but um,
fuck me, I guess. Alt-f4-ing.
Well,
it's time to get in there yet again.
When should get in there?
We're gonna get in there, there's gonna be two bitcoins, there's gonna be a GP,
there's gonna be a stack of GPs.
Oh, stack.
a
Whole stack a whole I mean
You'll be so ready. We will start our own Bitcoin mining farm. Oh, I can't wait
And what's the newest like the hottest gun up there right now? A hottest gun MPX?
The MPX is gonna be in there and it's gonna have the new wet Willy modifier
It allows your PMC to get in real close real quiet and proceed to give the enemy a single wet Willy
Wooo, and the wet Willy debuff, I mean it just kind of makes you feel kind of yucky inside.
You feel yucky, you're like, I'm not sure I like that, it's going to really throw people off the rest of the day.
Gimmick, I'm sitting here and inviting, did you see it?
I'm restarting the game because it just crashed when I left, which is great.
Now I'm going to have to heal with whatever is available to me.
Guys what?
What if we made the next you know it's all the craze to make a new crypto coin or whatever right?
What if we made the next thing entirely like a safe cryptocurrency made?
bit-toe
bit-toe
Mm-hmm. You're right. There was NFTs and now it's crypto, but what's that? What's the next thing?
We got a pioneer the next thing
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's right. We gotta be the pioneers for the next generation
logical
It's gonna say something about like
No, it's I was gonna keep it biological, but we need it to be technical biological warfare
Hmm. Oh, like you could we could be the pioneers in biological warfare. That's probably pretty lucrative
Mm-hmm
There's gotta be something new.
I've now sent you two invites.
You've ignored them.
Are you no longer my friend?
She sent him again.
I thought you were.
I thought it was the the the round star message.
I kept asking out of it.
Oopsie.
Oopsie, oopsie.
That's okay.
That's okay.
All right, let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
You know, what if we copy?
You know, copyright law where you can copyright something?
Yes, what if we copy right the air like the oxygen?
So every breath that someone breathes is it's not gonna be like a lot of money
It's gonna be like point zero zero zero one six. No, I have an idea. I have an idea. Okay, real
Okay, it's like crypto crushes like Bitcoin
but instead of being on the internet, it's like physical money
We can what we'll do
is we'll have these giant printers that can print the money and people use the money to exchange goods
and services. Now this money, what would be made out of? Because Bitcoin is just like all in the
internet. It's something cheap because we're gonna make a lot of it like paper. Like paper.
Paper or like or metals that just like very inexpensive metals. No, paper Bitcoin, paper
Bitcoin. And what we'll do is each country will have their own paper Bitcoin that they'll print
themselves. But it's regulated by like whatever country you live in. Exactly. Some like stability
to it. Exactly. So there's some credibility to do it. Exactly. And honestly, to make it less
confusing, you can put like the faces of like people from that country's history on the money. Yes.
Like say if you made like one of these paper bitcoins, Abraham Lincoln would be on one.
Right. That sounds good.
Honestly, I always say put five on it whenever I'm linking it.
When I come to mind, I think you should be like maybe worth five of these.
I don't know. What do we call them?
Well, I really like paper, paper, paper, money slips.
Five paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper.
Yeah, because people know what Bitcoin is, but this is different because it's on paper.
And we'll put and we'll add a hundred people.
Bitcoin will have like Benjamin Franklin on them.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Now we're cooking.
You know what?
Now we're cooking.
We could do for 20.
There's this guy, Andrew Jackson.
Yes.
Like, um, but he had a duel.
He dueled with the guy and murdered him on the White House lawn.
I think, I think he should be at the 20.
Wow.
Because that's, because that's crazy.
Wow.
I, when I think 20, I think Andrew Jackson.
That's what I think. That's what I think. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
I have a Hewlett Packard printer at my house.
I'm thinking about coming up with some designs and printing them up.
Would you guys be willing to be the first investors?
Of course! Of course, yes!
But before that, we must, we must run!
I
I
Do
Run run run run run run run run. I think the great has
Make great has this time will be the time we succeed. It's a hundred percent
I completely greased up my body for this round
Where you guys so that I can run a little bit like a hundred yards from you fantastic
and fast I swear to you Nikita has got some dials on I literally just spawned so
far away for you guys randomly really yeah when you guys spot when you
spotted like the next the warehouse behind you guys I spawn oh man I just
hit the I just hit the alley I swear to you there's so there's some kind of black
magic going on oh boy gas station is hot hot hot just doing a little bit with
aquamari fantastic I'm just gonna keep pushing the head oh that's dangerous
away all right okay all right but I'm right behind you right behind you do not
fear the bungalow it is here I'm not afraid good good is the bunker is a
bungalow with insane with insane yes I will protect you I would not let anything
behind you there's surprises to me some of it they would sing songs so much they
would tell tales three story you guys are going to three story there's a weird
light in here do you see this weird light no no we're like no we're going to
these three rounds as you say I'm catching up catching up in three
these three as you speak no enemies around yes there I saw some weird
lightning quickly quickly quickly miss lemon oh wait I'm I'm maybe I may have
heard Rishala in two-story I don't know I heard a little oh
okay I'm greased up I'm completely greased up let me squeeze through oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
oh my goodness oh max you back you back you back you
can see it could just incredible oh good habits oh my goodness
oh let me see the red rabbit look take a look take a look take a look you look
at the wrong place look oh my god look at this kill him please kill him maybe
they say look at that violent you know by the committee I let me just let me just
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I'll do it back.
I promise, I'll do it back.
No.
I'll shoot on the dox keys.
I'll just come to do dox keys.
Oh, my God.
Dox keys, too.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
Back, scoop, back, scoop, back.
I'm going to get out of this room.
I'm going to get out of this room.
Oh, guys, this room is too cramped.
Crampus room.
Santa room.
Santa used to live there.
I was sent to this monk bed doing college.
Oh, my goodness.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Wait, what?
What for?
You said you were going to do college?
Wait, what what for you guys? I'm all the way up first third. I'm on third still
There's a dead body on first
That might have been given give me do you do something first? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did kill someone first. Oh, right at the door, right?
Yeah, it was me. That was me
Where's Karakshat there?
Oh, is that where it's?
A million dollars!
I'll just run it one more time.
A million?
I think that right there was like a million.
The violence got to be another million.
That was a million.
He still needs the pocket money.
Millionaires!
He's got a whole load.
We just got, we just took a whole load.
We did.
Woo!
Oh, hey guys.
Now we have to be very, very cautious.
Let's go to second string.
Kilmer's, Riscine's, God's.
I'm not sure if I heard him, but I'm moving over.
I'm moving over for a second.
I'm just dabbling on over as we speak.
As we speak.
I could smell you.
Oh.
You're very perfumed.
Oh, very potent, very potent.
Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, two of these are open, two of these are open.
Who's here? Two of us, six of us, open.
Two of us, two of us, two of us, two of us.
Hello?
Is anyone here?
Oh yeah, down the hall down here.
Oh god.
Oh, get it!
Sir, hold on now, that was very unguided.
Oh
My god, he's moving like crazy. He's moving like crazy. He's moving crazy. He's moving crazy like
Sir just lay down your weapon and you will not be hard
Maybe on the second story. We got first boys. I'm second-rate first-rate. Sorry
You like
Oh, yeah, I'm alive. I'm alive. Sir. Just lay down your arms lay down your arms. There's no need for the
hostilities there's no need you see y'all he's moving he's like a flash of
light like a goose in the wind
you know we're coming up behind me dummy that would watch out we're down
There's one more
Got it right with my door guide am I right he's still
Well, we'll jump back out back. I'm about to I'm back. Oh, I'm down. I'm down
He's coming up a little the right
We keep it
I'm on first floor wait. I'm gonna pay for such a job
Never gonna die never gonna die never gonna die
Well, I'm getting boys
Except you for a second. I got these max
Hold it. I'm holding it. I got a sound bud. It's very much. We are moving different. We are moving different
The demons of the night
I was done doing some light digital backing.
Did you put the money?
I'm dead.
I'm dead sir, I'm dead.
You needn't worry, I will lead the charge.
I will handle this fool with ease.
Sure, you are lucky that my friends are imbeciles.
I would be here to stop you, Raid of Terror.
No Raid of Terror will continue no longer.
You are locked.
There's nowhere to go.
It is over for you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, boy.
What?
What?
Oh, hold on.
Dude, that guy killed me before he even peaked.
Just like you.
I was dead before he even fucking peaked.
Hold on.
We see.
Wait a minute, hold on.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
All right, well, it seems as if
We have this stream sniping hacking racist on our hands the only thing that
makes the only explanation it's the only explanation I mean you can hear it in
his voice he was itching to yell a slur he was itching right there it was on
the tip of his tongue on the tip of his tongue it was horrible though because
now his reign of terror is gonna continue oh my goodness oh my goodness I'm gonna
have a hard time sleeping just knowing that that guy's still out there oh he is
swell me as well oh my god oh we could that was done I was dead before you even
peaked Lord have mercy the the peekers advantage absolutely smoked me right I
saw this package even though I died hold on give me one quick second so the
extortion is back and yeah I it's saved even though it was on my character and I
died and that must be some type of blitz don't say that I'm not saying what a
blessing what a blessing what a blessing that is
go ahead and turn this bad boy in one second okay that's obviously a glimpse
that should not be in my inventory any longer I literally just
got a gift horse in the mouth look at gift horse in the mouth okay I want to
complete the flash drive class holy crap I'm kind of cooking right now this is
kind of insane I'm completing so many class I didn't even know what possible
and you still got the treats in the mark room I still have the chief of the
This is a great blessing!
This is a great blessing!
This is a great blessing!
I'm ready to go.
I'll be right back though.
I'm just going to need a little splash of whiskey for tonight.
Of course.
Just a little medicine.
Just a little medicine.
Oh, incredible.
I had so many unturned in tasks I had no idea.
Oh did you level up? I don't know. You opened up many things? I opened up many things. I opened up many things.
Oh, we completed a ton of tasks. I mean like upwards of two. Maybe three. Maybe three.
Wow. Wow. Momentous time for me. Momentous moment.
But when you get those two posters, is that what you're supposed to plant them inside that thing?
Yeah, you just have to plant one.
It's, uh, it's, I can't remember.
It's the one with like the two Russian dudes.
Two big buff Russian dudes.
Oh yeah, okay, that would be killer and killer.
I, it's hard to tell.
One has a hammer.
He must be a mechanic of sorts.
And the other guy's got a welding helmet.
So a welder.
I don't see welder.
So remember, yeah, remember welder.
A mechanic and a welder.
Get the mechanic and the welder helmet poster to plant in there.
I have him in here. I have him in here.
I think you only need to do one.
Do you have to do two?
I don't know. I think it's only one, but I have him in my butthole, so it's all good.
All good. All good in the hood.
That was, that was saddening. You know, you know, you know, Mr. Lemon, I didn't want to say anything.
I didn't want to kill the team around, but when I saw him leap across the intersections
of that building, I was certain we were dead before the fight even began, you see he leaped
across.
Are we took in like a tiny leap or like a real leap?
A big leap.
It was a big leap.
You saw it wasn't you, you saw it.
It was a big leap, a massive leap.
big leap for man one giant leap for mankind for mankind and then he pulled
out the crack pipe he started smoking crack then he started smoking crack that
son of a bitch that son of a bitch he knew all weakness he knew he knew and as
soon as he started he said he started smoking crack what are we what are we
Was that guy smoking crack?
He was smoking crack! Just like the Nazis!
That's right!
Just like the Nazis?
Nazis were.
I believe they were smoking crack. I think these were the people that smoked crack.
I saw that on TikTok.
I saw that on TikTok as well, and as you know, TikTok knows all.
I believe they smoked crack, I'm not sure.
I make most of my life opinions as thoughts based on the facts of the interview.
Well, I just made my son Barthelon not an honor of you would please pee on him to baptize him with the
What are you talking about? What are we talking about? What are the what are the dead gears like what are the dead gears like?
They're like oh my god, we've done it. Oh, we're gonna win every war ever, but you just
Yeah, I think 20 years, 20 years later, whoops, oh shit.
Well, hold on.
What are we talking about?
Darn dang it.
I'm talking about the Nazis doing meth.
They were doing meth.
Did that dude when they first discovered that they were
probably like, holy shit.
Oh my God, we did it.
We created super soldiers.
And then 20 and then 20 years later that there's a whole part of town that had a bunch of people pooping in the streets
What I don't I don't understand how those two things are correlated, but I
Won't got you wisdom. I won't got you wisdom back there back then it was all news all news like whoa
What what is this this substance?
And that's why!
And it makes you go into battle like crazy, it's like we did it, we're gonna be unbeatable.
And then 20 years later, all their people are pooping in the streets.
What don't you understand?
I don't know, I mean, I believe you.
I believe you.
I'm just talking about people pooping in the streets.
No, I believe you.
I just don't understand the correlation between the math and the poop.
The Nazis are pooping in the streets.
Because of the math?
Because of that Kinburn stuff.
Because of the math!
They're addicted to math and now they're pooping in the streets!
Are methods pooping in the streets though?
Yes!
I feel like it's kind of like a...
They're definitely pooping in the streets!
Who's pooping in the streets?
The methods are pooping in the streets!
Are you guys born yesterday?
I'm going all the way outside of that one.
The methods are pooping in the streets!
They're pooping in the streets!
Because of the math?
the Nazis are you saying people poop in the streets now people poop in the
streets I'm quite sure I see the correlation maybe it's there it's there
just cuz you don't see it doesn't mean it's not there it's highly complex this
is highly complex Nazis made a super soldier drug it was called methamphetamine
They invented that?
And now everybody's pooping in the streets.
Probably, I don't know.
They were doing math, I do know that.
They probably invented it.
Dude, they'd invented all kinds of crazy shit.
They were doing crazy stuff.
I don't know if they invented math.
Ah, they might have invented math.
Like, I don't know that they did either.
But I'd say it's a 50-50 chance they invented it.
I mean, what if they did invent math?
I told you!
50-50!
They thought they created a super soldier drug, but all they did was make everybody poop in the streets in 2026
I told you doesn't I'm right. He's in huts prescribed math
Well
And do you have you did you follow hutch around every day? How do we know he's not pooping in the street?
That's true. What if he does poop in the street? He could be a street pooper and we wouldn't know
I might have been joking hutch did share with me earlier that he would gather roadkill with his grandfather and they would cook it and eat it
and so he's definitely pooping in the street
let's ride
You
You
Guys we have to take a quick stop by strongholds I may put this post it it's right for place
then we would be there you know fast to the dovetail so loud I heard that go
loud yeah I'm running with an odd oh my goodness gracious well oh is it I did
you could what if you're just rambling who's rambling a gimmick is rambling
Incaherently, he's mumbling about the Nazis and the Fugans and guns and all right?
Himekis is rambling! He's rambling and rambling!
I've had, I've suffered today and I'm into the whiskey and I deserve it.
And I don't need any shit, because I've taken enough shit today from Nikita.
He's about to play Thunderstruck. He's about to play Thunderstruck.
That's what he's about to do. That's gonna be a big problem.
That's gonna be a big problem.
Please don't he's got he's hovering over the play button. Oh God
What's gonna be
Wait, hold on thunder you can't get struck by thunder what a butt bullshit
How stupid
What a dumb song dude, you can't get struck like thunder. Did they not even think about that dick?
you did that's ridiculous that's ridiculous that's
ridiculous. Rewrite the song. Think it. Rewrite it. Lightning
struck. Lightning struck. Dude, they're pooping in the
streets for sure. Callback. Callback. Comedy. Callback.
Okay. Alright. Okay. That was like two seconds ago. I don't
know if we can even cause you guys a callback. Callback.
it was a callback but I'm behind you that's me behind you I'm going that is
not that's not peanut I'm in the ditch right next to stronghold yeah I was
following this gap that wasn't me I'm going to stronghold as we speak right
Now
Yeah, I'm nearly there
Fantastic
Locking
I hope for there's no hooligans in here ready to
Kill me
That's you with the light on in there. Yeah, yeah, but the sword running around making a ruckus ravaging around
They're ravaging they're ravaging
Now, where do I play? Oh, I just found it. Oh, scav. The body that spawns that key spawns some crazy ammo
Really? What type of ammo did you get?
PP545 and AP300 blackout. I mean, come on now
Touch MF mods are killing his viewers and banning for free speech
Banning for free speech
Not the free speech
Not the free speech
I'm sure they were saying wonderful thing. I'm sure it was wonderful
I'm sure it was just like, they were just expressing themselves.
And remember, Twitch is owned by the government, so what you see on Twitch is protected by the Constitution.
It's not a private company or whatever that would have its own rules and regulations or whatever.
No, that would be wild.
That would be wild.
That would be wild.
And also, let's remember, while they have free speech, Hutch doesn't.
So he can't actually ban people.
That's true.
That's true.
Without it being a free speech group.
All right, well now we go right to the dormitory. You ready? It's perfect. I'm ready. Let's proceed. Let's proceed
Everybody will be softened up over there. Everybody's just soft and supple
Wait, do you need the uh, I still have the key. Do you need the pocket watch still? No, wait, do I?
Yeah, you absolutely do. I never turn that in
No, you've died every time just like me
What is that? I'm dying. I'm dying. I am dying right now. I I hope my god
There's a scavenger on an automatic grenade launcher on top of the stronghold. I think he was in there the whole time
Holy crap. Holy. I just survived an automatic grenade launcher and lived until the jail
Holy moly, holy moly. I've unlocked I've unlocked pocket watch for you. I've unlocked pocket watch for you
Thank you. Thank you. I'm 95% sure you need that.
You said you are just jumpin' check.
Watch out for the automatic grenade launchers,
by the way.
Good to know, good to know.
Just be very careful, be very careful.
That is quite a problem.
Is someone on the pocket watch?
Is someone on the pocket watch right now?
I'm on the pocket watch.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, no, I'm on it.
This is me, this is me.
Yes, yes, yes.
I got it myself.
Let us proceed to the dormitory
All right, okay, let's proceed let's proceed with great haste
With great haste and Valar gimmick where you at?
Word you literally just walked past me you walked past me
I'm in the the the portable that you were hiding in the person for me. It's not you
No, okay, that is a really big lemon. There's a real man right here. Oh shit running away
He's hurt a little bit
Okay, so I got he's like that. He's like that. He's like that. Let's have a treat you kill you killed him. You killed him
I got him. Really? I think that's a scap. No, that's definitely not a scap. Oh, it's definitely not a scap
Yeah, you got him. Oh my god. I'm the best
I
Okay, I thought I was gonna land on us the yeah, yeah, you come up. I was a great is close
That's me that's me that's me that's me. Oh my god. I'm a black shot. I'm a crack shot. I
Took it. I took that fella down with ease. Was it your boys that took it down or did you have a heart attack?
There's a loam problem there that you can have.
You take it.
Take that loam problem.
I always keep a whole air-conditioning system on me as well.
There's some gays.
This is hot outside.
There's gays.
There's some gays.
The Brits can learn a thing or two from you.
I
Then do it so we're right in front of us are my crazy crazy
If you have crazy, all right, let's go to third at once with great haze
Okay, the dead bodies there
Probably the body that's all heart attacks cardiac arrest over
Oh, there's an item here. What type of item?
I don't know. My little...
Whiskers are tingling?
Whiskers are tingling.
Oh, might be for Lomi?
No, it might be in the room by you.
Ask him. Ask him where he is. Ask him where he is.
Hello, is there a quest item here?
What's right here?
Yeah, well, it is in there.
Any day during that, they're not just pooping on the floor.
They're pooping on the floor.
Is there anyone in here? Oh, you know what? I bet it's the person we killed. I bet it's the person
I'm gonna lay all right now step back. I am opening the sacred door this time
All right, I'll shoot you. I will shoot you blast. I will actually kill you right now
I will do you oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
It just wasn't quite right.
Woo!
I'll take that.
Oh, huge max, max, max, max.
OK, what did you get?
I saw the big coin.
I got the key, key tool, and the Bitcoin.
Woo!
That's about $1.5 million.
Oh, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Not too savvy at all.
Climb, do I want to climb?
Is there anything else we're missing?
There's somebody wants this gun right here. TX something or other?
Oh, you take a gimmick. My gift bestowed upon you.
Oh my goodness. Another great, great door opening.
Excellent, boys. Excellent. Excellent. I'm gonna go out here and stare off off the vista
for just a moment. Really soak up the sun.
I think I might have heard you when...
Shimmy over.
Uh, do you want this bear buddy? I can't care.
I'll take the bare body. I'll take the I'll take the bare body right here right here right here
It's a cap of item. We'll drop down this to a second. Would you is there any people here? Is there any people?
Maybe go to two stories start blasting really get really get
There's a massacre down here. Oh
Oh my goodness, how did that fella come over here and kill all these people and leave so quickly?
Oh, oh, did you go through?
I just teleported back, I wasn't sure if that wasn't you, go out.
Oh, I did it too, this is a wizard window.
A wizard window. I answered to jump into your story, I'm not joking.
Hello? Is there anyone in here?
We are I'm gonna ignore it traveling meatballs salesmen and we are looking for some good prospects
The join our empire is not appear mid-scheme
All that happens is that you buy about a hundred meatballs and then you recruit five other gentlemen
Which you will sell a ten meatballs to as well and they will recruit their own meatballs salesman
We'll all sell meatballs for a long long time and make a lot of money
But it's not a pyramid scheme. Do not let Google trick you
There's one here, there's one here.
There's one here.
We have to, we have to, we need blood. We need blood.
No, I got the, let's go.
Where's that, uh, oh, what's this?
Nope, nothing, it's just a stain on the couch.
Move it in the streets!
Move it in the streets!
you know what there was there was that crate that dropped oh I got a code I got
a code we can get out on a on campfire oh we really got anything yet reset well
I don't know it depends on how much loot you guys got I've got quite a bit of a
load we could leave and go to a different map we could reset we could reset we could
go to a different map each room like a boat in same thing is what I do I'm a
I should five tours on customs and seven tours on Hiddish H,
Wait, wait, where's the uh, oh my god, I should have done this.
Locate and obtain the tear group shipment list.
Ohhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhhh, May!
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're in two-story right now.
1-14, 1-14, hold on, that's a quest I can...
Wait, hold on.
Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to have a stable like that would you?
Hi Kermit, can you tell me why Mr. P claims he won best FPS streamer in VTuber when he should have won best watch party streamer as he only spectates?
Ah, for a sure if they you are coolers.
Yeah, because Mr. P's ego queues faster than his gameplay pure watch party fumes.
oh my god the frog is is roasting me I am I am a rotisserie chicken oh my
god oh my goodness oh my god oh the frog has given me one for you me what one
and one too
I'm so hungry just train my energy
Use the biggest pizza
An ice-cold cold cold I would kill a rabbit
To cook it and eat it
Are you trying to find pizza or are you trying to kill a rabbit?
I'm a jack of cranes, a jack of many hats.
OK, I am right.
I I care of many flavors and trying to kill a rabbit, right, as well.
The side quest toward getting the pizzas aside, right?
Side quest. It's a it's one of the many steps, many steps for getting the pizza.
is chicken Alfredo and cocaine that's probably what kings ate back in the
medieval ages you imagine if kings had access to modern drugs that would be
gonna be so much turnover we have a new king every week
they don't have modern industries callback callback no they don't they
Don't have fun as they just have modern trust
Sweet wait what should we go back over to strong was even killer person?
I'm I'm through me from blood and water. Let's go. Let's go, dude
We're running laps around here
I'm on that's deja vu. You know what? No, let's go here then. Let's go back. Oh, I killed this guy
You know, I bet give it to you. No, I killed him. I killed him
Do we check the crackouts? Is it in here? These are probably the people that are pooping all over the streets
There's no poopers. Are there any sort of what it's on?
Is there someone in here?
If you're in here, we're selling the meatballs I guess
It's a pyramid it's a meatball pyramid scheme you're not selling me duty
I
He's already in trouble with the law for that you gotta be careful dude
Oh god lawsuit. Oh god. He's a meatball student on the run. Oh
It's kind. Oh my goodness grace. Somebody ever knocks at your door and say hey you want some meatballs
Yeah, I'm loaded entire clock 18 into the mouth
I'll be one time
Literally knock on his door and try to sell him
I got some, I got some meat you want to buy?
You look what?
Wait, what did I just see guys?
I feel like I heard like, not a regular scav outside.
Did you hear that?
Okay.
Good talk.
Good talk.
So I'm going over to Stronghold.
Yes, then we'll have to go to dorms.
I heard that's the hot spot.
Watch out for the AI, uh, Bombardier or whatever he is.
whatever he is.
Oh, yes, Bombardier.
Yes, Bombardier.
Right, I see you entering the stronghold.
I'm coming in your bottom.
In your rear.
I forgot to do the job.
Oh, no, we don't.
There's still time.
Up ahead.
Up ahead.
Up ahead.
Up ahead.
I'm still time.
Grab your slice of pizza.
Oh, shit, guys.
Lots of going on over here.
Lots of going on over here.
Lots of stuff going on over here.
Big movements, big movements.
Bow movements?
Bow movements over here. Bow movements.
Get ready to taste action and fire.
Woo!
There will be plenty, there will be bountiful.
Bountiful for all of us.
Are you giving him what for?
I'm giving him what for?
Are you winning?
I'm winning?
Well, good thing you have a silenced weapon, now you won't know we're coming.
No idea. Good thing we're being covered like a tiger in the sugar leeds. Is that a B of Z or a scav?
I can't tell. It's in the warehouse.
Regular scav. That one's a scav. There might be a B of Z in the warehouse.
It looks like it sounds like they're going to see me when we have to act fast to catch them.
I think we're gonna have to come off. We need this blood. We need this blood. We need this blood.
Please, this blood.
Taste just a taste.
Just my heroes. Watch them as they go.
It's a little taste.
It's all we need. It's all we need.
I'm right behind you guys. I'm catching up.
She went behind. Just kill him.
Take the shot. I'm almost there, boys.
Hold on. Guys, I don't know if we're gonna be able to reach them before.
Yeah, if they're going to ZB11 or 13.
We are here to kill you we need blood we need blood and lots of it and we're selling meatballs
and we have a guy who's pissed about people pooping in the streets we've got a lot of stuff going on
Please excuse us. We got a lot of stuff going on there going on here. They're highly complicated
They're complicated. Okay, listen, I'm gonna run forward. I'll lure them out you take the shot. Okay. All right, you run
Got him. He's dead. You got him. No
That is a scavenger
there's two dead PMC's right here did we get both of them wait I thought I killed
one then who else was shooting I bet he started scannado just be one zero one
one one one one one one one one one one one one one one right one right now I
should be gonna catch up to him give him steal wait wait I see a body I might
have got him really need so no no negative negative ghost right here
Well, hold on, wait. You might be in G-101-100-100-110.
Then.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.
Oh my...
Hold on.
You can't just sit in the street, so that's illegal.
Well, unless you...
Only if they get caught.
You've clearly never been to San Francisco.
Oh, yeah. The cereal pooper.
Have you heard of the cereal pooper?
He's gotten away with it for 20 years now.
They haven't caught him yet.
You know, San Francisco has the most...
forces himself to be constipated but in America
then he waits a week
and then he poops the biggest log out right there on the street
so heavy
the city cleaners can even pick it up
is that you coming up again?
no no no no no yeah i'm almost there guys just distract
i'm almost there
i think i killed one of them
are we gonna go back and leave those boys?
I'm almost there. Absolutely not.
Those guys were the most poor and ugly people.
Do they look poor? I've ever seen. I mean, genuinely, I, I,
I could spit on them and the net worth would double. It's there.
It was disgusting. How poor I am. Complete utter trash.
Yeah. I have this dog. Take it right here. Take a look for yourself.
Look at that. Does that look like someone that has lots of goodies on his body?
Look at that.
Like the level six no default dog tag default tag
He just he just fired up the game. He's fired up the game. Oh, yes, it's stuck in
I'm gonna shoot that head
Okay, all right
I'm not even sure you okay. All right. I'm almost there guys. I'm dead. I'm I died. I died
I died. I died. I died. I died. I died. I died. I died. I died. I died. I died. I died.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I extracted ages. Are you serious? Really? Are you worth
that whole time? I extracted fucking ages ago. Are you serious? I was so full on loot I couldn't
even gain stamina. I extract. Oh my. Oh my egg. That's a
dub. That's a dub. What if we what if. Okay, hold on. Wait a
second. What if, okay. Hold on. What if we take Elon Musk's
brain chef? And anytime somebody even thinks about pooping
in the streets, it sends a signal, it sends a signal to a gas stove, the nearest gas
stove to an orphanage, so it could be like a mile away, so now you know that if you
have a poop in the street that there's a chance that the whole orphanage might
down and that'll stop people from moving in the streets. I feel like the street
poopers will not show anything. You haven't met many street poopers. You
wouldn't care about something like that? You don't know about no street poopers in
Texas. You really have to poop. I mean sometimes you just gotta go. I mean I've
pasted the street before. Oh well haven't we all? How do we all? That is a
completely different. As a different situation. 100% different. I mean, that's miles miles
apart. Miles apart, huh? I mean, yeah, I mean, unironically, yeah, miles miles apart.
Well, hold on now. Street that shit gets washed away by a heavy wind. You shit in the street.
Somebody's finding that somebody's going to come across that. Well, in decent exposure
In these expose it
Right you can't get caught. I mean either way either way is no good, but but you piss in the street
I mean that shit's gone in like 30 minutes. That's true. That's true. That's there for all that's there for eternity
Well, not if you poop on like a rainy day. Oh wait guys wait hold on. Okay. Well
wait, there's a quest line called cord breach uninvited guests and
And it gives you a money case a thick weapon case and a thick items case
We're gonna need to do that. What wait?
What oh, I guess this is reward in next tasks, so it's a quest slide that gives you all of those we should do this quest slide at once
Which one is this what's the what's the first?
Court breach uninvited guess I got it right after I turned in the pocket watch oh
Oh
Oh cord breach uninvited guests. You're right
Holy shit. You see that? You see that?
That is huge. That is massive.
Wait any location locate and obtain the case with military equipment. Where is that? Wait, how do we do that?
This is amazing. Wait, where is that? Where's that case guys?
It's a thick weapon and a thick item case. Oh my god
Well, obviously you talked shoreline, but where on shoreline is it?
That's my question.
Oh, it says, uh, investigate the shack next to shorty tower on shoreline, investigate
the sexual...
POWER PLANT!
I think there's three potential spawns given the optionals.
So, so look at the optionals.
No.
Jack, next to the story tower, whatever the fuck that is.
Okay, alright, nope.
No, I won't look at the optionals.
You can't make me.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
You can't make me.
It's a free country.
I can't make you.
It's out of the power station.
I've been told by my most trusted bungulators, ones who would save a kitten from a fire
at the risk of their own life.
I can't make you look at the quest and I can't make you stop pooping in the space.
Can't make you stop doing all that, Matthew.
You can't make me stop.
You can't make me start selling meatballs in my meatball pierce scheme, either.
If you try, I will, I will, I will, I will take one of your testries in the night.
I would not stop you from that, because I'm locked into that pyramid.
You're locked in, yeah.
You've got people working on it, you've got people working above you.
Ah, dude.
I am locked into that pyramid.
Everybody's anti-pyramid scheme until you're deep into the pyramid.
One time I think I might have said this before one time. I was working a job and
This guy one of my coworkers. He's like dude. I like there's this huge business opportunity
for you and I go wow because I was like, you know really wanting to get into business and stuff and
He goes yeah join our seminar or whatever join up doing this video. We're gonna do a video call with the guy
Video call join a video call with it a video call and so I did it because I was interested
and there was like 230 people in the car, or the car.
And I was like, well, hold on now,
this is no video call, this is no video call,
this is no one-on-one video call.
And so I, I'm 130.
And so I Googled the name of the company,
I forgot what it was by now,
but Google just expressly stated
that it was obviously a pyramid scheme.
And so I went back to work the next day and I said,
I said, sir, this is a pyramid scheme.
Do you not know that?
And he goes, no, it's not a human scheme.
My dad has been in it for the last 10 years.
And I go, your dads are fucking idiots.
Yeah, yeah, wait, how's your dad doing?
How's your dad doing?
Oh my god, dude.
I wonder where that guy's at now.
I mean, he's got a bad ass sort of people working under him.
You know where he's at right now, Mr. Peanut?
What?
You know the answer.
Oh, here you go.
Come on.
Where?
You know what he's doing.
He's pooping in the streets.
He's pooping in the streets.
Probably pooping in the streets.
That's the guy.
He's pooping in the streets.
He's pooping.
He's be pooping.
You stay he's stay pooping.
Listen people be pooping.
Let's poop them.
People be pooping.
People be pooping.
And they've either got a toilet at their disposal or they don't.
Or they don't.
Or they don't.
And you got to go when nature calls.
You answer you got to go that is not that's not a there's there's
it's like not like the iPhone was a you know a red and a green button
there's just the slidey one it's a it's a non negotiable.
Exactly. Exactly.
Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely.
I have IBS I'd be pooping.
The world works.
It's I don't know.
Listen, IBS isn't that embarrassing.
It's honestly it's like whatever.
But I don't know why people openly tell me live IBS.
Just like it's like right on the line.
It's like, it's like, is that a topic that AVX-Tex is-
You know, IBS isn't even a thing.
It's like, it's like, well, it is a thing.
Happy birthday, Ashley! Happy birthday!
A billion blessings in the pooping class, yes.
It's not like a specific thing.
It's just like, like, anything kind of vaguely wrong with the pooping,
it's just, I guess-
It's Ashley.
And full of magical times that give you-
That's true, that's true.
The IBS isn't embarrassing.
It's kind of like whatever, right?
Everybody's got it, but it's, I don't,
I feel like people sell people they have IBS too often.
They're very quick.
My lot, it's the truth to it that it's not embarrassing.
A lot of people have it,
but I just feel like it is my personal opinion.
I'd be like-
It's not something to be proud of.
Too quickly.
Yes, I feel like people are kind of proud of IBS.
You don't gotta be embarrassed of it,
but you don't gotta be proud of it either.
You don't have to be proud of IBS either.
That's right.
It's like they excuse themselves to use the restroom
and they're just like, oh, by the way, I have an IVS.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
It's like you didn't tell me that.
I'm eating chicken Alfredo here at Cheesecake Factory.
You have to tell me, you end up to stand up
and tell me you have poopy problems.
I'm enjoying this meal here.
I'm proud of getting a chocolate triple duffel
double cake after this meal.
And I don't want to.
John, do you mind if there's shit coming out of your ass?
I think IVS is a dog ate my homework situation.
I think people just, I think a lot of people just use it to get out of shit.
Maybe it's preparatory just because they think that they might poop
themselves in public one day and that'll cover them.
And there's like, they're like, oh dude, I might poop myself next Thursday.
I'll tell everybody I'm IBS today.
That would, if I do poop myself on Thursday, it won't be a shocking
and I won't be as embarrassed.
And do you think that's it?
You think a cover story?
I, I, I mean, there are people with real IBS.
So, which again, IBS is sort of like a general.
Mm-hmm. I see IBS is like autism where it's like a very general term for a lot of different a poop jail free card
It's a poop jail free card, but I do think there's some stolen Valor in IBS
I do think some people just say that to
Like they poop their pants, and they're just like I got IBS. Yeah, and then they're like oh, oh everybody's like oh
Everything's fine. Everything's fine. They got IBS. Oh really?
They just put their pants because they played poop Valor poop Valor
Yeah, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah, I really think that there's a lot of stolen Valor and IBS
I believe there's a little yeah, I would believe that. Yeah, it's a very brave take there
First it's military that people steal Valor a lot and then secondly, I think it's IBS
Second is IBS for sure exact. I think there's a lot of IBS
I've heard some IBS stories where it's just like it's not up. Just doesn't add up
I say what was your what was your ranking in the in the poop war? Yeah, well, how many
T-shirts did you serve? I had an IBS. Did you were you ever deployed in in the in the gas station restroom in the poop?
Where you deployed in the poop wars? What about what about poop day? Did you charge? Did you storm the beaches on poop day?
And they don't they don't have answers for them because I eat the ceiling I'm stealing poop Valor
Yes stone Valor the ceiling Valor the IBS is
Second only to the military in stone Valor 100% 100% I feel like everybody's understanding what we're saying. Yeah
Exactly everybody's very receptive of this. I'm reading chat. Everybody's very
Receptive post third
I actually agree with that comment, I agree with that comment.
ADHD, stolen valor?
Stolen valor.
Well, to be fair, I think that ADHD, like, I think I was,
I'm undiagnosed, so I'm not going to say whatever,
but I'm pretty sure, like, every sign points to me
just being undiagnosed.
Everyone has ADHD though, because we have, like,
knowledge and stuff.
That's the thing.
But there's two types of ADHD, the type you're born with,
and then I genuinely think that people give themselves
form of it because the phones and shit I don't think it's going down I think they
I think people's brains actually they experienced the same symptoms of ADHD
even if they weren't born with it because of phone that guy's autistic you
just said he was and I'm autistic hmm that gentleman right there that buggy
right there test have you taken the autism test have I taken the autism
test on stream. Yeah. There's an there's an online autism test. 80 little questions, Mr.
P. 80. I have time for 80 questions. Mr. P. to the people need to study. The people
need to know the questions. Hold on. Hold on. Go study. Go studying. Look at the question.
You have to answer just what comes to mind first. Yeah. He's all I can blow through it.
Hold on limit, and I actually tell you I feel the test
There's no failing
Okay, first of all if you're autistic
To school still love you. You're still still love you mr. Peanut. Well, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate you sharing that
Thank you the test. Thank you. I appreciate it. We are super delay getting into this rate. Are we glitz seven minutes?
It went seven minutes down
Goddamn we've been talking about autism tests. This is what happens
I think you guys went from IBS to Poop Wars, Stolen Valor
This is the conversations. This is real shit, guys
This is the type of shit that your Aspen goals of the internet and your Hassans of the internet won't speak about
Because they're a phrase! They're a phrase! They're talking about the real topics of the world
Talking about the boys the great boys of 1982. That's right
Guys, so what's usually before we continue this conversation sweet sweet deciphering for Glitchlock is we are now sitting for a match
One time he was that thank you, Nicky. No, holy shit. He looked at he's
He says let him go just a couple minutes
I want to hear that Nikita's hooker wife is on my twitch viewer list and she was looking and she said let me fuck him in
Fuck a man. Have we told you the story of we went to twitch con and there was a VIP like Tarkov area
Yeah, we went up to it and like we knew everybody inside everybody in there
We were like hey guys. Hey guys and then one of the one of the people went like hey
Hey, you video games out there
Can they get into the VIP area and one of them one of the devs
Looked at the dude looked at us look back at him and just shook his head. No
Bad oh shit, let's ride
You boys ready for a moment is the rain I'm ready. I'm walking to the Shrek come
I'm sitting in solidarity. I'm still like I'm I'm a sigma a second mr. Sandy busies over here
You guys are pretty good mood
What really should be doing is doing the Borea say I've been I've been even though I've had a couple of painful losses
The last half of tonight's dream has been
Astronomically more successful
As we should be doing the Borea actually good an ice-break at oh
Jesus Christ
I just fucking want to talk about fucking icebreaker. We just did pocket watch
We're moving quick here, buddy. You better keep up
You better do it. It's a it's a brain fuck all the quests are different now all of my previous knowledge is I feel like it
I feel like it little
Little six-year-old boy begging first father to give him a bowl of porridge
Is that what you're feeling?
is that how I feel? I don't know if that's okay. Please, sir. Please, sir. Just a little
more. I'm still hungry. I'm still hungry, papa. All right. I'm still hungry. Interesting.
Interesting. Very interesting. They keep letting us do it. They keep opening up for us. Yeah.
Yeah, no problem, dude. I'm an open book. I'm an open book
Lemons already got all the safes in here limbs already got a little bit in there
Hey, city bus you here or no?
He's not here. Oh that dastardly dog
He knew we were coming that dastardly dog. Yeah, he knew we were coming he ran for the hills. That's what happened
Okay, lemon definitely got the safe
Definitely wait, okay, if lemon didn't get to safe then somebody's been here cuz the safe was looted
Who else could have got a hundred percent? Okay? It was limit. All right. No, I learned the same
You loaded the same I learned the safe
I learned the safe
No, I'm smart
Learn the same. I'm so smart nobody looted the same I looted the safe
No, no
I looted this day. I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus
I'm Spartacus. I am Spartacus. I'm Spartacus
I'm dirty dad
I'm dirty- What?
I'm dirty Dan.
What the fuck is dirty Dan?
I'm dirty Dan.
I'm dirty Dan.
No, I'm dirty Dan.
I'm dirty Dan.
I'm dirty Dan.
I'm dirty Daniel.
No, I'm dirty Dan.
So where's this thing inside here?
Does anybody know? I feel like this is an unknown
quest.
He might be actually the first one to do this quest.
okay I think there's three possible location we were just theories crazy man
the world is flat there's three positive oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
I'm the best I'm the best ever do it I'm the best ever do it oh my god oh my god
I
Maybe I
Particles I'm Spartacus I'm Spartacus
Oh
What's he got? What's he got? Not too much
Not to cheese not to cheese slices, then what's the name? What's the name the name is I
Don't know it's really making sense
What was he doing up there? He was probably tasking.
As you can see, he knows what the questing is.
No. There is this back down here.
Let me look for it. Let me look. Okay, tasks.
Prepper. Okay.
Investigate the hydroelectric power station.
It just says very general
Wait, what are we looking for let's let's think about this guys. Let's think let's think okay
Okay, I'm thinking as hard as I can look at the case with military equipment probably pretty big
Could be it. Oh, you know what? Oh
That hurt I have no legs I have
Did you take a look?
Yes, I did.
I think you would do that ring in the middle of our screen.
It's right in this room.
Are you sure?
There's a big military box in there.
I'm talking big box.
You would see the white circle if it was in there.
What kind of white circle?
Oh, like that.
In the middle of your screen.
Oh, you're right.
Has anybody seen any of that?
Nothing is down here.
This is the spot
Okay, what are the other two spots wait a sub-task on it. I completed a sub-task for that quest
Yeah, it was optional searching here. That's what you can beat it. Oh, you know what though?
I don't have that quest. That's why they
You go to the big tower really not inside this
It's a big
But the quest makes it seem like it could be here. It could be at the
Weather it's at weather station. We were lied to you were told tricks in our area the devil you whispered in our ear to come here
We didn't actually always there. No, it's not always there. I'm getting word that it has three possible locations
I don't know how you didn't figure that out. Yeah, you are such a fool
You are a fool of no knowledge of wisdom
them. You are a fool of no knowledge in wisdom. Empty brain. Empty. Empty as a can of noodles
that have no noodles left in the can. You are but an empty brain man. You have no time.
Mood brain. Your IQ is probably like a hundred idiots, regular guy.
That would be above average, but it's much higher than that.
Now I'm worried that your IQ is not 100.
My IQ is 143, thank you very much.
You do realize that 100 is perfectly average, it always will be, it always has been.
80 is average, 80 is average.
What do you mean always has been and always will be?
That's such an 80 IQ thing to say.
Give me the IQ test.
It's variable.
100 is always the average.
It's-
No!
See it, Chuck?
No, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
Not invited to the mince.
Coffee, not invited to the mince.
Like if everyone got more stupid,
100 would still be the average.
If everyone got smarter,
100 would still be the average.
The test, the scoring changes.
100 is the average at all times
That's crazy talk, and I'm looking at okay you you look it up you look it up you let me know
You let me know properly
I let's search this tower
We think we should search this house first makes no way watching brought too lazy to the broad average is 85 to 115
covering two-thirds of the population
Thank you.
Hey, gimmick, what's in the middle of 85 and 150?
It's impossible to know, Matt.
It isn't real.
Okay, well, you said 100, right?
Well, okay, the average IQ of Americans is 80.
All right?
80.
Listen, just fucking 80.
Find this thing.
Where is the stupid thing?
I'm sick of what you guys think.
You guys know I'm at the top of the tower
Basically the second for the weather station building on shoreline. Okay, so we're not even supposed to be in this tower
We would just see him yet again. Oh my god. This seemed yet again. The devil's whispering in our ear
The deception is insurmountable. There's must be going to the second for the station right here silly statistics are beneath me
These statistics are beneath me. I'm supposed to shoot that lock at the top of that top. It first will be such this place
your weather station right now I'm at weather station I'm gonna go back up
there and shoot that log even though I'm like pretty sure that's not where it is
mmm I don't know no I don't know I don't know I don't know it could be any
what it could be anywhere it could be anywhere I don't know I don't know I
don't know but I'm gonna go up here to this lock really quickly and see what's
crackleacking I don't I think this must be a new room because I don't think this
room was ever a room. Oh, you want me to shoot? That was me. That was me. Oh, okay. Oh, there's
so many goodies in this room. Oh my goodness. Wow. Wow, there's so many goodies in this
room. Holy dingles. Give it. Look what I found in this room. Yeah. What did you find? Oh,
I saw it from it. I saw it from a distance. I really appreciate another one of those. No, that was all I found
All right, we have to go to the last spot. We're gonna go to last one. We gotta go to investigate the shaft next to the
All right, okay. There was all right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right
No, that was him. That was mr. Lemon. I did not see a thing. I cannot see a single thing
Well, hey, hold on guys. What is next to the sortie down? What's the story down the shack next to the sortie now?
What's the story?
Harry Potter.
I've got a beam vision. I've got a beat on my street. I've got beam vision.
Is that the one by is that the one by customs extract or whatever?
I don't know. What's the sorting tower? What does he be doing? Guys, do we know what a sorting tower is?
There is a second tower over here.
Is it the hit it by the customs extract?
Hold on, the sorting tower is out by the docks.
Oh, you know what?
I think they're right.
I think there is that tower on the docks.
I gotta go this way anyways.
Wait, the tower on the docks?
They're the one at the end of the docks
that nobody ever goes to?
Oh, the sorting tower.
The sorting tower, that's right.
I can't squeeze through here.
Of course, that's also very obviously the sorting tower.
Yeah, it's obviously the sorting tower.
I'm getting where that is not the docks.
It is not the docks.
Okay, well I'm gonna go to the other tower.
Where's the shoddy tower?
Where's the shoddy tower?
Road to Customs.
Road to Customs?
There's that tower.
Let's go to the shoddy tower.
There's a shoddy tower.
I'm just guessing, but there is a tower at Road to Customs.
Let's go to the shoddy tower.
Shawty like a melody in my head.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
every day.
Come on, I want to talk a replay, replay, replay.
I remember the first time we met.
You was at the mall with your friends.
I was scared to approach you, but then you came close.
So I hope you were giving me a chance.
Sheba took my pants off and said I was really mean.
You would ever be more dead friends.
Sheba was mean.
I was making all the rules.
I'm doing it again.
I got like a toaster
All day
She was mean and I learned a lot and it taught me a little bit about myself because she was so mean
And I learned up to stand for my stand up for myself. Is that the toaster? Is it the shawty toaster?
No, I'm just singing the lyrics. Oh, there's a toaster up here. Is it the shawty toaster that we're looking for?
Oh, I'm the sorting tower.
This might this might be she this might be she was oh there is a sack look at that there's a sack oh
It's in here. Yep. There it is got it. There it is. Wow. Wow big day. Holy shit. You passed it. Wait
It's just sitting on it. I think you got it and it counted for both of us
It's gonna be right here this course be green big green box. I got it. Okay. Okay, okay
I
Let me where are you found it? I'm at the tower, but I don't have I told you is this tower
I told you I have a 143 IQ
Only bitches got 143 IQ
4IQ that's where it's at
All right guys, I wait. Well, where are you?
I'm going to extract guys. I'm too tired. I'm gonna fall asleep. What right here? So right here?
Here you go. It's right on this rock. Right on this rock right below us.
Wait, that's me!
That's me!
Just keep you on your toes. Just keep you on your toes.
Just keep you on your toes.
It's right there. It's right down the tower.
Grab it in the sea.
No, I don't have that task. I don't have that task.
How did you not have that task?
I somehow didn't get the... I didn't do pocket watch somehow.
Are you serious?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I'm positive. I'm positive. Are you certain? Are you one shot? Can I give you one more shot?
Oh no. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. No, no, no. No, no, no. You're not going anywhere.
Anywhere you're not going anywhere
Don't sort of tower me
You dirty dog
Excellent Ray
Excellent Ray
Excellent Ray
Did you just kill him?
No I did not kill him
I did not kill him
Take the shot he killed me
I'm out
It's only you left in the ring
Oh
Dude what a blessing of an extract though
I want to give you a blessing
Very big blessing
Dude, I mean we get all the things in that we get two thick cases. Are you serious?
That was next reward that that wasn't for this one. We can turn it in and see what it says now. I suppose
Let's let's turn it in see what it says. Yeah
What a yeah, what a blessing what a blessing what a blessing good night good boys
Wait let me see lemon deeply
Lemons. What is Laban doing? Is Laban forsaking us?
He's been forsaking us for about two hours. He honestly, Kudos to Liman. I saw him fading
two hours ago and he's been pushing through. Yeah, I've been so happy. I was looking in
the eyes about two hours ago and this man was fading.
somewhere in the poop wars conversation I was slipping in and out of trains
wait are you saying it was it was the poop war conversation that did you add it
did me in and it's too bad it was a thrilling conversation was it I could
do more focused I I'll go back and I'll re-listen to it tomorrow go back to your
homework we're having we're doing the autism test tomorrow you gotta study up
Okay, I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Are you ready for it?
Good.
That's good to hear.
Are you still going Mr. Peanut?
I don't know. Let's look at this task and see what it says before I decide.
Let's give him the thing.
Bring the case of military equipment to the BTR driver.
Ah, fuck my ass profusely.
Fuck my ass profusely.
Wait.
wait yep you heard that right you don't do this oh my my god by the gods all right
well I guess to the BTR driver what do we play fucking streets or woods probably
that's where he is okay I'm gonna I am definitely gonna stash this that's why
the fucking military equipment wait right now we do this right now we okay
all right let's fucking do it let's do it let's all right let's do it let's do it
okay I'm gonna get more than a shot we're going to words we go into the
streets I feel like streets for sure streets for sure I should show a hundred
percent a hundred percent a hundred percent my goodness gracious oh my good
I need to uh, I need to get a better kid
We gotta get this guy's case we
Can't die if I lose this case
I have to go walk it all over 10 bucks you again to look for this stupid case
And I bet you were taking locations.
I'm with you, dude, I'm with you, all right?
I'm 100% with you.
I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm gonna be pissed if we gotta do that one more time.
We just give the case to the BGR driver, we just can dattle on out of there, easy-peasy,
nothing too prash, nothing too garish.
Nothing crazy, nothing garish, nothing garish.
Exactly, exactly.
Boom, boom, boom.
Exactly.
77
Hold on hold on I need three more meds. Okay. All right
Yeah, I'm with you now I am smoke you like the joint in at any time this week that was
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course
I don't know. I don't know.
I just need to eat a little bit.
Just give me a little just give me a little grace right now.
I'm looking for food.
I'm looking for food like a rat in my backyard.
You get in here. I will. I found it.
Oh my god.
in the game
I am are you kidding me? I got to eat
They got to eat fuck you fuck you die die of some
Game up ever since I gave up the race have been so much better. Holy shit
Literally surrendered
Takita and and I was been actually so much better since then
That's how you do it. You surrender to the key to and and and any any bless
I know I know we met like after the rust days. Yeah, sorry after the Tarkov days
Yeah, but dude dude in my prime you should have seen me peanut. Oh my god
You should see me. I'll be good. She's in your bang bang bang
You see boom my hips my hips don't lie
Dude on the second story bang bang bang
What happened why do you suck now?
Because I haven't played this damn game it's in like six months. Oh
It's true. I saw it all Kura is saying that is correct
Yeah, corn nose. Oh, no, Cora is a real one. Oh
Well, alright, good. All right, Cora's corroborated your story, but I still think it's it's loony. I think it's still I these I
Should see me out there miss peanut
Peek and pop bang peak bang peak bang peak bang peak bang you see me on the story of factory
You should see you should see me
Bang
Macro in my hand, but peak pop bang get a guy with fully
Wow, I can't visit it now. I see the vision I see you guys you vision I see the vision I see the vision
Wow, oh my god. Wow
My hey, you know, right up. Oh
Oh, I'm like a high school quarterback. My my my brightest days were in high school now
All that's ahead of me is alcoholism and cigarettes
But hell yeah, brother see me you should see me senior year brother. Oh my god. I was passing. Oh
It was a bull's-eye down in the end zone
Fantastic fantastic fantastic
Fantastic. That's it. Yeah. Now a couple cigarettes in the house, put you to sleep. Cigarette or two inside your living room and you're set for the night, huh?
God damn right. Yeah, sir. Just like our founding fathers intended. Just like our founding fathers intended. Yes, sir.
Just like George Washington said, he said one day there'll be a man who falls asleep, divorced, smoking cigarettes in his house, complete alcoholic, watching that weird show where they sell cigarettes.
show where they sell stuff.
George Lopez.
We're watching George Lopez.
Watching George Lopez.
That's why we fight.
This is why we class.
George Lopez is
why we class.
He is why we class.
Let me tell you something.
gimmick.
If it wasn't for George Lopez,
I would not be the P and I am
today.
Oh, right, uh, interrupting my sleep on repeat for years and years, I would not be the peanut
I am today. Let me show you. Yeah, you stealing joke. You stealing jokes. Um, from George Lopez?
No, George Lopez steals jokes. He's what really? Yeah, he's a joke stealer. Nobody likes George
Lopez anymore dude. What does that even mean? Catch up!
What do you mean he's a jokes dealer?
Yeah he's a jokes dealer. He steals jokes from very small comedians.
Really?
He just says it. Or maybe I'm thinking of Carlos Mencia. Oh never mind.
George Lopez is cool. George Lopez is cool. I'm thinking of the other Mexican.
I'm thinking of the other one.
My bad! My bad!
Run!
I
Do fucking actually I did I feel actually for the first raid I feel capable
We cannot die in this case. I got a one to six. This is the first rate where I've actually feel like I like
Like I can do it. Congratulations. Now. Where's the media?
Where's the media?
Don't ask me then, what the fuck, it could be anywhere.
Well, we can't die with our stuff, or we'll have to go all the way back there.
Well, okay, all right, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
Okay, okay, I'm listening.
We don't know where the BTR is, but there's no reason we can't get it.
Just a little bit of loot.
Just a little bit, just a little bit.
Let's go get the relax, what do you think?
Oh, do you have, wait, do you have the, oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Let's go to your people. Let's go to you. Let's get the relax you wait. Wait. Wait. Do you play a lot of streets?
Mr. Peanut follow me follow me immediately. Follow me. Okay. Okay. I follow you immediately. I follow you immediately
I'm following you immediately. I'm following you. Okay. First of all, there's gonna be a spawn coming right down this
We have been here for like three minutes. Wait. You already opened this door lock
I'm telling you dude. I told you I told you first of all. I'm getting this dash. Oh my gosh. I I got one
I got one. This is cabbage. This is cabbage
Oh my god, I just got the Kukuli apartment room 8 key, is that something?
Oh, I just got the floating car key as well.
Dude, this building right here is fucking gold.
It's absolute gold.
It's gold?
This is safe, I'm not gonna tell you where it is.
It's gold?
Really?
I'm getting the safe, dude.
This building right here is gold.
Oh my god.
I'm talking.
I got a Rolex already.
I got Euros.
I got USD.
I got the P.E.T.
Obviously is that in the school right next to us?
Yes, actually
Let's go take a look let's go take a look come on, Mr. gimmick. Let's go see what the P.E.T. was up to
Well, never what you wish for what was he up to?
I mean, I'm talking loot on loot on loot well, I gotta go see the PE teachers after where's the PE teachers room?
It's uh, yeah, you're I mean you're right. We're right next to the school, but you've completely abandoned one of the best loot rooms
Well, I have to see what the BE teacher's up to.
Believe it or not, here. Yeah, there we go.
You do that.
OK, now I'm cooking a cat.
Oh, wow.
There's a lot of stuff in here.
Oh, what is that there?
What's the BE teacher up to?
OK, take some type of.
Is it bad?
Is it bad?
Some type of keeping a hole and some mayonnaise.
Was he pee-pee? What is this goat to?
I told you, Mr. Pea.
Ah, some type of dressing room.
Some type of...
What was the PE teacher up to? Hold on.
I told you, I'm keeping all mayonnaise and a dressing room.
Interesting. Very interesting.
The PE teacher seemed to have been up to no good.
Absolutely no good here.
I told you.
Up to no good.
That PE teacher.
He was up to no good. You know, I'm in the PD teacher's room investigating. There was literally one
Piece of ammo in the whole room. That was it
That was it
Yeah, it's not a great key. It's not a great key. Not a big key. Every once every once in a while
Every once in a while gives you some I see you get the relax key get to relax
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're right here. We're right here. Let's smoke a hookah. I'm pretty sure I heard somebody behind me by the way
Where you at? Is that you? Is that you? Yeah, I'm jumping. I'm jumping. It's me.
Let's hit the relax room, smoke a hookah. Let's hit it. Let's hit it. Yeah. Oh my god, dude
That sounds so good right now. Oh, we'll smoke a hookah
We'll hit the relax room, smoke a hookah. We can go relax
the relax key you relax the relax so that's right that's why it's called the
relax oh holy shit no way no way wait a second hold on you tell me the
relax room is where people relax hold on a freaking minute hold on a dingle
dangle second wait hold on we do okay I don't think this relax you might be
behind the door we can't open. Uh oh. Uh oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think somebody
else is here. Where are you? Never mind. That's you. Okay. Uh, it's a, uh, no, no, no.
I'm not, I'm not seeing it. It's here, dude. There's like 10 spawns. It might be that one
Well, he did too
The mud I think as you might be oh my goodness
No, I don't think that's one of the spots wait am I missing it?
Yes, yes, you are you're missing it. I'm telling you right now. What's what I miss guys you're missing it
I'm getting word I miss two spawns
You miss a ton of spawns.
There's like 10 spawns.
Hold on.
Is there any spawns in this last room?
Okay.
So there's spawns in the, there's spawns like everywhere.
There's two spawns in that front office area.
And then there's a bunch in the offices.
You got to go to like the skull.
Pig bank and the coffee cup are the two I missed apparently.
Pig bank, huh?
That sounds right.
Where's the pig bank at? Do you see a pig bank anywhere?
It's here. It's here.
Is it the one right next to us? There's a skull.
I bet you. I bet you I know exactly where it is.
OK, there's somebody outside. I hear sprinting.
Oh, that's just a scab turning over and over again.
Now he's walking towards us. Cool. OK.
Wait. Yeah, I must have missed the spot because I don't see anything.
It's here, dude.
I'm telling you, it's fuckin' here.
What do we do with this scumbag?
Got him.
One shot, one kill, take two more.
Type shit, type shit.
I'm gonna shoot on top of the hookah.
I checked on that- that- that- that coat rack.
I checked- I think I checked everywhere.
I didn't see anything.
Hmm.
Where- where did I-
Door of the locker, huh the door of the locker, dude, there's like no it's not here either
G gives I don't I think it might be that locked room. Oh
It's here, it's here, it's here magazine first room. Oh
Oh
Which way is here? Oh, no, I don't think it's here boss
I'm not seeing it. It's always here. It's always here. I don't think it spawns in the I don't think it spawns in the negotiation room
No, in this room at the other hallway right here
Right, that's the negotiation. That's the negotiation room. That's the negotiation. That's the negotiation room
No, no, it's here, and we missed it. It's here
Uh-huh fucking missed it. Hold on wait a minute
Dude, it's second cell up your ass the thing in the third room on the left behind you
Hold on now. Hey, there's nothing on the left
What are you talking about you must be going mad?
What's you going insane?
I'm telling you missy. I don't think it's here right
I think. Hold on a second. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh,
this is not good news. This is great news. This is great news. We're going to get this.
It's going to be beautiful. The loan desk under the card. The loan desk under the card.
desk. There's a lone desk. There's a loner. He's very sad. He's very alone.
Hmm. Hmm. What was this guy doing on his computer? What is that? Is that a video of the, um,
like, of the washroom where he's making sure everybody was cleaning their clothes? That's
always good. That's right. That's right. That's always good. Yeah, I do. I'm tongue to give
I'm not seeing it. I feel like we would see it if it was here
Hmm. Oh, you know, I'm start I'm starting to come around to the fact that it's not here
I've been checking the spawns. You just passed it
Hey, we don't box on top of the dryer. Yeah, I already take the pizza box. It wasn't there
I'm not seeing a darn diddly thing
umbrella I keep getting word umbrella really about an umbrella boss
Yeah, whenever I come in here, I just sort of brute force it. I know like 75% of the
spawns, but I don't know all of them.
Probably there's some type of umbrella somewhere that we're missing, an umbrella. You've seen
an umbrella? I have not seen an umbrella.
I've not seen an umbrella.
I've not seen an umbrella either. Where's this um this this oh, there's an umbrella
No key there. Do I tell you I don't think it's here
You know what oh
My good, it's not here. I you know what it's not here. I don't think it's here. Oh
My goodness it must be the negotiation room. I'm telling you
It must be. I didn't think there was a spawn in there, but well, it might be in there. It might be.
Still didn't check the pizza box lamau. I checked the pizza box leg twice. I've taken a third time
that titillates your senses, sir. Everybody's telling me it's here. I hope that you would open
your eyes this next time I do it. Are your eyes open this time, sir? Or make sure your eyes are
open for this third pizza box Jack. Are your eyes open sir? Stupid bitch. Wait hold on.
I didn't check the first room very much. We didn't check the first room. I breezed past
the first room. I breezed past the first room. I see. I can check the pizza box. That's a
good spot to check. Hey, hold on. This is confusing. This is confusing. Very confusing.
I am I'm certainly angry because I'm so confused washing machine on top of Nargile
What is that dude? I don't know. I don't have you take the pizza box yet
We haven't checked the pizza we might want to check the pizza box
Could be in the pizza box could be in the pizza box
Let's take the pizza box. Oh
It's not looking like it's in the pizza box
not looking like it's in the pizza box
unfortunately not in the pizza box it's
not in the pizza box no no maybe the
pizza box pizza box yet let's take the
pizza box you haven't checked check the
pizza box real quick I check the pizza
box wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
hold on now what some's going on here
oh never mind is what wait hold on let
We check the pizza box yet?
No, check the pizza box.
Dude, this key is.
OK, we're not going to find the goddamn key.
There's two pizza boxes.
That's just a pizza box galore.
Pizza box galore here.
All right, let me check this pizza box.
This is the last place it could possibly be.
I
Let me take the other beats box
Let's go check the other one
We haven't checked it yet. Let's take the other beats box. Let's check the other pizza box
Can you right over here
Is there the pizza box box check that pizza box? It's not in the pizza box. It's not in the pizza box
Are you sure double check? Yeah, hold on checking again
Third pizza box
I'm getting word plain and there's three beats
do we know what the third beats box is the third
beats the box it's on the shelf everything
yelling it's on the shelf it's on this
shelf it's on one shelf it's on the shelf
what so no I don't know what shelf I
don't know what shelf what shelf look for
shelves look for shelves shelves oh no I don't want shelves to talk about I said
those shelves we should check as the pizza box have we checked the pizza
box you have not sent the pizza box we need to get the pizza box is where dad
the shelf is behind the gun locker yeah I checked that multitude of time but we
We haven't checked just the pizza box.
Dude, I totally checked this.
We checked the pizza box?
Which, um...
Hmm...
Pizza box number three.
It's not on the pizza. It's not on the shelf.
So we checked the pizza box in the kitchen yet?
Okay, I actually didn't think it could spawn in negotiation, but it has to.
It has to be a negotiation. There's no other explanation
Nerd jocks were sent. I checked the whiteboards. I checked the fucking doors. I checked the whiteboard
I asked the brim with a 60 pound bag
That's a good question. Thank you sir. Thank you. I'm flattered
All right, I think that the pizza man took it when he delivered the pizza
Shit it was the pizza man
It was the pizza man.
It had to be. He's the only man that had access.
Dude, it's the pizza guy.
He must have stole it when he delivered the pizza.
God, it's like a fucking porno.
We had to have sex with him to get it back.
Are you willing to have sex with the pizza man?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I am.
He is well.
I am very well in that section the pizza man of the key
Perfect wait hold on wait
What
Oh, I hear the BGR. Oh my god. We gotta go
Yeah, that's right. I forgot we we forgot why we're here. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's right. It's right. It is
We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. This is it. We're gonna do it. This is it. Up on it, boss. Up on it.
Holy shit!
I gave him the box. I gave him the box. I gave him the box. Alright, we did it. Now let's go kill a good boss.
Will you talk to the driver?
Yeah, you give it to him. You give it to him raw.
Oh, we did it!
Good work!
Hooray!
I
Can't believe we fucking did this quest on this stupid ass route. I didn't see a PMC right there. Is that a PMC?
No, that couldn't be okay, well, let's go kill come on
Let's go. Let's do it. Let's go kill come on now
He's he's been actually locked in. I'm feeling locked in as well. Do we have any grenades? I
Don't know, but we're gonna hit a landmine if you just go down the middle of the street
No, no, the street doesn't have any landmines.
The street has no landmines.
It's the sidewalks.
Oh God.
Okay, the natives are getting frisky.
He's playing peek-a-boo.
He's playing peek-a-boo with me.
Uh-oh.
Oh God, he's really good at it.
He's a silly guy.
He's a silly guy.
He's a silly man.
Oh, I got the guy in the gutter.
Okay.
There we are.
You proceed, you proceed.
He was, he was a peeping dog. That was a peeping dog right there.
He was a peeping dog.
What a silly guy. What a silly guy.
What a silly man. I'm very silly man.
He'd better back immediately.
Hold on. I'm starving to death. One second. Just a quick can of peas.
Yeah.
Are you good? Cause I got so much food on me right now.
Oh yeah. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm cooking with hot fire.
I'm cooking with hot fire. You might have I visited famous Russian scientist.
Scientists?
I think it's time for us. I think it's time. I love this woman. Tom
Hold on
My intellectual hero, should we go back and take the pizza box?
Oh my god, we forgot
We take the pizza box we take the pizza box
Pizza box. Oh, no, I don't think we take the pizza box. Oh, no
That's why we don't have the key now because we forgot about the pizza bars. You got to be talking my god. Oh my goodness
This is this is an lunatic right now. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
This is big news. This is big news terrible time terrible news terrible big news
Yo, honestly, I'm not even lying to you
There's probably like a 50-50 chance to be loot all the filing countants in the house in front of us
We'll find the negotiation room key and we'll be online in the relax room and get some key. Yeah
Yeah
You want
Wait, somebody came from behind
Oh, yeah, it was just the guy who forgot it
Okay, I'm going through the filing cabinet as we speak but I find the negotiation room key. Oh, the doors already open. Is someone here?
They would try to think you read. I'm in the place with all the body cabinet. I know where you are. I know where you are
I know exactly where you are. I bet you can find the negotiation room key and we'll go back and check the pizza box and then we'll get to relax.
Holy shit, dude.
master plan master plan this is the way this is the way i got another beat be easy to keep
absolutely okay i'm gonna put it this top shelf
here you are sir you got visitors what you deal with i'm looting i'm looting for the
i'll deal with the visitor you do with the visitors i'll make it the key one thing so
so we can go back and check the pizza box.
So if we actually get this key right now,
I'm gonna get the key.
You know what I would do it.
Do you know what I would do to a pizza right now?
I don't want to make you jealous.
Oh, we got players?
I ordered a pizza.
We got players, 100%.
Are you sure, are you sure?
Well, players, scams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're coming in the way.
They're coming in the entrance nearest to us.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
They just darted across the street.
what they just started across the street where are they it's it's probably a
player scam it's probably a player scam the entrance closest to us entrance
closest to us to Alexa I'm gonna ton of keys
and a ton of keys
you just keep watch I'm gonna get these keys if you ever get this key for us see
See they're shooting I keep getting I'm getting so many keys. It's all what I've discovered
Dude filing cabinets are have always been the meta. Are you just discovering this? Uh-oh
Oh
Hold on now. What's going on? Oh?
Oh, that might be it for me. I'm looking at the top of my screen. I think I'm losing connection. Oh
I'm losing connection hard. I'm losing connection hard. Oh
Oh god.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh, that was close, that was close.
That was close.
He's pooping.
Yo, I've permanently bugged that one draw.
I can't, hopefully that wasn't a very good item.
Oh, I found an intelligence folder!
Holy crap!
Oh my god!
You're huge!
I can't believe this is the exact one.
I said wait for a second.
Do we take the pizza box?
Pizza box, what's that?
You certainly didn't take it because I don't know what you're talking about.
We are about to be beset on all sides by naves and cretins.
We are about to be beset on all sides by naves and cretins.
I can't shake the feeling that this is the key and it won't let me do it.
Can you come to this?
Okay, okay.
We are actually being pushed from medical.
Is that you coming in?
I will just clear the scavs or what?
I mean, it's me on the top floor coming down to you.
Who just walked in the front door then?
No, I, I, loot this one right here. It's the top or on the leaning one.
I can't loot it. I feel like that's the key. I, I can't take the feeling.
That's uh, ES lamp.
Oh, damn it.
Hey, but, have you been looting the filing cabinets?
Uh, I mean upstairs. I mean, I've actually been peeking out the windows because we're clearly
getting pushed.
I'm gonna find the key. You keep watching. I'm gonna find the key.
If we find this key, this would be legendary, this would be legendary.
This would be our moment.
This would be our moment.
This would be our moment.
I'm gonna shoot her.
Okay, loot her, shoot her, loot her, shoot her.
I will continue to search for the key.
I'm getting so many keys.
I'm getting so many keys.
I have every key in the book right now.
I have found like 20 keys.
This is insane.
I believe in you.
Sounds like something's going on over there.
Yeah.
Yeah, wait, they're moving in the opposite direction.
Okay, this is good for us.
Do we go get them or should we keep looking for the keys?
Look for the keys, look for the keys.
We need that key, we need that key.
That's what we need is to need that key.
We need that key really bad.
Listen, people come dime a dozen,
but keys come but once a year.
I have found another key.
Again, most of these keys I've been finding
have been ones I have to search
because I don't know what they are.
Dude, are you just realizing
The filing cabinets are broken.
I mean, dude, this is the way.
This is not normal.
This cannot be normal.
This cannot be normal.
I'm finding it just a ginormous amount of keys right now.
It's been normal for three years, Peanut, for three years.
There's no way.
There's no way this is normal.
This is not even, dude.
You get on the main street by Expo or whatever.
There's that building that we were looting with Hutch earlier,
You guys exchange the Concordia keys. Yeah, that's that building that building is oh my oh my goodness
the amount of
Shit oh shit I told you
Tarpik a register area key holy crap. That's so much money. That's so much money
There's just a wopsy poopsie. Oh so much money. That is so much money. Oh my god, dude. There's so much. There's so much shit
Yeah, there's so much shit. We have to go take the beat them up
Believe that you're just discovering the filing cabinets are the most broken thing in Tarkov. No, dude
There's no way that this is how it is like this for three years
There's no way this out is. There's actually no way this out is 100% impossible. It is completely impossible
I would have known I'm a very smart peter. I would have known I would have done. Oh
See
That is not a local. That is a local
I'm not peeking that
Because he's got our janky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I looted those I looted those
I didn't get the key when I got the tarp a cash register key. You want to go look at that? That's a lot of money
Yeah, I mean there is somebody outside. There's nobody outside. We're fine
Okay, hold on a second. These guys are really good. These guys are trained soldiers. These guys are trained soldiers
Hey, hold on. Be careful. These guys are very good
These guys are trained so I got him. I got him. I got him. I was gonna pack this quick mag out the open
One second. Okay, come inside this crate. There's somebody behind us. We're real
We'll set this back, let's quick back, we'll see.
You're set, you're set.
There we go, there we go, okay.
Let's proceed, let's proceed, let's proceed.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
I'm using the cheese, I'm using the cheese.
I'm cheesing, I'm cheesing, I'm cheesing, I'm cheesing.
Oh, shit, oh, kill that guy, oh, kill that guy,
kill that guy, kill that guy.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
There's another one again right here.
These guys have the key we need, the key we seek.
Oh my God, incredulous, incredulous shot,
Come on we have to go to the car bank all of our riches are stored there. I'm not looting. There's so many reasons
You're so be resist. I got another key
Cordia B. What is that? Is that something? I don't know. I don't know. Is there something that you ate?
It might be a it might be a are you going to the bank right now? I'm in the bank. I'm in the bank
Okay, I see I see I see I'm in the bank right now. I'm looting up. I'm max looting max scooping
max scooping
Oh, it's got four dark points. We are those don't worth anything
I highly doubt it. I highly doubt it. Yeah, they're dark points don't worth anything
So I'll push it up somebody's somebody's investigating
Curious wait, oh, you can't oh you can't show them anymore. You can't show
What are they for at all we mean? What are they for? It's the currency of the game. I purchased 20,000
Dude, I
Shit, did you did you skip us the battle with us?
No, dude. I
Me I was it like I was hard on Tarkov until right before 1.0 and I burnt out so anything that's come out since then is like
I'm not being an officer and we just skip the whole battle
You guys just paid for it is it worth it? No
Got it beautiful
Don't fall for Nikita's tricks
Don't fall for his tricks I
Got I got 15 dark ones you last white this would have been three million dollars
I've never seen that door open somebody is outside
Oh, there's filing cabinets out here dude. I've never seen this door. What the hell
Did you backtrack into the back? Yeah, I'm actually to the bank. Yeah, there's one coming in
All right. Okay. Let's
This is how exciting rain
to the damage that's real but what a thrill what a thrill you know honestly
we'll probably meet those guys that were blasted over damage that's that was kind
of the trajectory of where they were headed you're I mean true true true that
oh my god okay we'll go through here but see that that's a lot of us
let's see for this proceed let's proceed with great haste you want that play of
scamp reaching up to us and tickling our bellies that would be oh that would be
dastardly okay all right do you have a do you ever do you ever got to deal with
that gentleman I do we got to deal with that gentleman yeah but he just went
prone so all that death dog a devious dog he's a devious dog he is a very devious
dog
He's dead the dead devious dog. I don't think so. I hear it. Oh, it's too hot
There's two. We don't want another one pops up like a gopher
There'll be six more weeks of winter once you kill that one. Oh
Don't don't we have the financial record we get the financial record spot right here
This is the other stuff you had if you want to do it do it do it do it do it do it
There's probably somewhere over here. We should always be careful. Well, not too careful, of course
Not too. Yeah, I mean too careful. You gotta live life on the edge sometimes
Semi careful. Semi careful. Semi careful for sure. I have the financial records. There we are.
Yeah, save it my Bob.
I don't think I have this quest, but let me check. Should be right there if you do.
Yeah, I remember it, but I don't have it yet.
Oh, it's me again!
Oh my god.
Hey, hold on.
Get the poop out of me. Hold him. Hold him.
Oh wait, hold on. What's going on? There's someone speaking Spanish over here.
I shot him.
MADRE DE DIOS
Muchos beños, Muchos beños amigo.
Si, si, si amigo, si, si, si, si, si, si, si, si, si amigo.
Muchos beños.
Muy grande.
Mucho, muy, muy bueno, muy bueno.
We bring you a moe grande mocos ronde chocolate drink
Rondados
I love it mocos this
Wait, what do you think everybody was this rate? Please I just wanted around for a while
We kind of heard it. We kind of heard him in the distance. You know what they're probably looking for the negotiation
That's why we're looking for the key and do we check the pizza boxes
Did we check it? Should we go back?
We got to check that. Honestly, we should probably go back to the pizza box.
Oh no.
I think that's what they were doing too. They were checking other pizza boxes. Okay.
Ah! Ah!
Okay, if anyone were to attack my dog...
Excellent rain, little bit of egg, excellent rain.
Okay, well that was...we just got to take a wrap, wrap it out.
We didn't even see anybody.
No, no, no, no, no, wait a minute, dude, we did the best fucking question the game.
We did the PTR quest.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Right now.
Well, we don't, we don't, no, we don't actually get the thick cases, I don't think, do we?
Well, I don't know.
Well, let's turn it in to what happens, to what happens, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got that that financial records to we were cooking box. We were cooking
Listen, listen kind of a weird raid, but I would not say that was a waste. I think we got some good
Yeah, we did real good
Me we are real good. We are real good
Why am I giving this lady? We got it. We fucking got it dude. We fucking got it. We got what you got one
We got the thick cases. What? Well, okay? No, we didn't
It didn't promise us.
It didn't promise us.
We got a decent one.
So here's, it's Cord Breed's cast.
The net is the next one.
We need to plant six Wi-Fi cameras.
Two on Ground Zero, two on Season Tarkov,
and two on Shoreline.
And they're showing us a picture of the Lighthouse map
for some stupid fucking reason.
They've gotta be fucking...
Joke!
No, it's a quest line.
At the end of the quest line, you get all those goodies.
No, I'm reward in yeah reward in next tasks. I'm seeing that now. God damn it
So we're not even gonna get it on this one. Although that was a that was a good one to beat though
That's a annoying ass quest that that yeah, that's it. That was a secret line and place it in BTR
Yeah, that's crazy talk. We're really good
That's we're really good easy. Why big gamers are nuts and that's stupid. That's stupid
That's baby talk. I'm gonna baby me that way these
Stupid fucking babies
Yeah, literally for babies. I'm gonna stupid baby me that quest. It's a stupid baby quest. Yeah
Who weighs more than a baby? He's a stupid dude
You know what the average IQ is 80
Okay
Um
What was that quest right there? Where did I just see you who was I on who was I on right there guys was I on
Rapper cord breach. No, I was on something else. It was something else
Yeah, hold on. Well, who was I on guns? I
Was on somebody oh
This is it. Oh, okay, never mind. Okay, I
I think we made a lot of progress today. I mean a lot of progress today
Dude, I will say I definitely made some progress in the later
Ironically, yeah, once I stopped giving a fuck. Yeah, things started going a lot better. Yeah, exactly. Yeah
I'm so tired and hungry. I'm so tired hungry. I've been drinking for the last like two hours
I've been so died
Let me tell you something. I have a pizza ready for me
You sick fuck. I'm a fuck. I like a quick fuck. Yes. Yes, you know, I've got I've got two full-factor meals
They expire today, so I'm gonna eat them both. I'm gonna forge myself with
Like salsa chicken
I'm going to watch the 1999 feature film that I started yesterday only got halfway through what
it the Thomas Crown affair was the Thomas crown of there yeah what is that
Jordan's making it's like he's like an art thief and Michael B. Jordan's creating a new rendition
event I saw the trailer and maybe one watch if you still aren't why couldn't the artist
They just pay it again, they get it one time.
Well, here, here, here, this,
you're not here in the whole plot.
Oh.
Steals art and this sexy lady catches them immediately
and they have a lot of sex.
And that's really the, that's the movie right there.
It's really in the, the movie's sort of in the nipples.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not about the art.
It's sort of in the nipples.
It's in the nipples.
It's not about the art.
It's not about the art.
It's somewhere in between.
It's not in the nipples, it's like between them.
somewhere between it's not black and white Wow yeah wow I'm gonna go eat two
factor meals you're gonna eat your pizza you lucky son of a bitch how much
the Thomas crown affair you watch the Thomas crown affair I'm gonna go eat a
pizza you eat the things you say you're gonna eat and then yeah what we'll do is
Yeah, after that
What do we do that?
I'm gonna go probably I'll probably fall asleep before the movies over
As God has got intended as God intended okay. He's got it. All right, this is getting in's been a
Delicious time with you today. I'm delicious. I I mean wow
I mean, I think I've been at full mass the entire 10 hours and four minutes
I mean said sale Christopher Columbus said sale gimmick Columbus because I am a full mask
I'm I've been a full mask
Definitely get that checks definitely get that check well no the doctor will just get jealous
He'll say he'll say as your boner lasted longer than four hours. I said yes
It lasts ten hours, and you'll say we need to fix that
I just want to fix that because I've got a super powerful boner
It's got a complex. He's got a complex
Mm-hmm. He wants to fix you son of a bitch. He's jealous very jealous
He is he is so jealous of my of my ten hour Mona. Yes. It's gonna circumcise. Yes. Yeah
well
Double circumcision double double
That's gonna it's gonna be like half an inch off, but you know whatever whatever you need to do you got to do
Okay, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go eat a pizza girl bed now very time. I got speed sir
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