TheBurntPeanut
[BEST DROPS] TARKOV SEASONAL | DAY 4 | HutchMF x GIMMICK | THICC MEN THURSDAY | #BUNGULATE
08-07-2026 · 8h 18m
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I got a bitch, we inside
It got with the meds and the night
take it aνοvay, just Debatr
take it all, hit the sky
Bop on the made bed, she do lies
i told her I guess it's fine
i'm just some playback but she fine
i gave her that shoe and she died
gave her that shit, when she died
i came in that shit, when she died
I came in that bitch with a knife
Bitch, I'ma take it alive
I don't live with no brains
If you call up, we play it for fun
Fuck a bitch for a brand new bird
And I stop it and know what you're doing
I follow a bitch for a cat
The bitch is telling my rap
The bitch, what she doing about it?
I fuck a bitch in the back in a carry
I fuck a bitch on the back in a limb
I don't give a fuck, bitch, come back
I'ma fuck a bitch back in a bed
Little bitch, this is the best that I get
The second one, Lucy is slipping out.
Here we go.
There we go.
Nice and tucked into how are you buggers with a spine?
Nickman Thursday, gentlemen.
Ah.
Ah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It is a beautiful day, gentlemen.
A beautiful day.
Ah.
Oh, there's two blades behind us.
That's massive shit!
Massive dirty gentlemen's blood.
Massive, oh yeah.
My man, my man!
Good lasty dook and a lasty dog.
Thank you, Mr. Blaine, see you soon, boy.
It's very counting, big man, it's very counting.
Actually, by the way, if you were in there
in gimmick at 11 feet a second ago,
I gifted him five socks
so that I could get the reward, the drop reward.
And then I was gonna give him, you know,
I was gonna do a blinch on him.
I was gonna do a hundred for him.
And I just wanna let you guys know
that I wasn't seeping out, okay?
I don't know why, but whenever I hit five,
it would go through, but whenever I hit a hundred,
it would say invalid payment method.
I don't know, okay, so I just,
if you were overly going, what the hell, Peter?
What's, why is it doing, what's going on around here?
It's just, I swear to God, when I hit five,
it would go through, and then when I hit the hundred one,
it would say invalid, it wouldn't let me do it.
It wouldn't, I swear, it would not let me do it.
I swear, I don't know what was going on with it.
I did not know I could not figure it out. Thank you, Mr. Blaine. Seriously my boy. Thank you, brother
Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy
Broke he brought guys guys. It was it was obviously I
All right, I admit Mr. Blaine she of fed you fed my family for the week
Now we will be able to eat. Thank you, sir. You're a good man. All right. You've got me dumb and poor
I am not I let me tell you something I have an IQ of at minimum I could
Let me change some miles. I think gimmick is lying about that one hundred forty three IQ. I don't do there's no way
You know he says he has a hundred and forty three IQ
Okay, I could believe that he was
You know average IQ I could even maybe believe is a little sleep maybe a little smart
But that's like Einstein level. Okay, you don't see him doing thermonuclear science.
You don't see him putting guys on the moon. Something fishy about that. Something's a
little fishy. A little fishy. You know what I'm saying? He could put someone on the moon.
Are you saying gimmick has the capabilities to put someone on the moon? Is that what you
Is that what you're saying?
You are a liar a liar to cheat a liar to cheat
Oh
Give me guys the IQ of a peanut. Oh, but oh, hold on wait. Hold on a second. Wait a minute. No, that is peanut IQs are actually
very very high very high you would not believe I mean
Up here all the way up to the sky to the moon to the stars to the stratosphere
Mm-hmm all the way up all the way up quadruple digit quadruple digit IQ speed attack
Mr. Sannes my boy. Thank you my boy. Thanks, Mr. Sannes. Me changing brother by the way guys by the way
I just want to say again. I know I kind of feel like a piece of shit for this one
I told you guys I feel like a piece of shit for this one, but like it's just
It's a I kind of was talking with the bungalow this late last night at the end of the stream
And I said to them I said guys
You know that five different some animation
It's been playing all night long
Would you guys would you would you guys like me for me to disable it just for the period of the drops?
And they said that that was probably a good idea. So for today, I have I hope that's okay with you guys
Is that cool? Should I re-enable it?
Should I re-enable it? I was just gonna do it for when the drops are going on.
Is that... Like, Mr. Sagiwafus, this'll come to you. Thank you, Mr. Sagiwafus. We're good, man. Good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boy. Peace to each and every one. Peace to each and every one.
I am gonna leave it off just for the duration of the drops. I hope you guys don't mind.
I do want you guys to know that I'm very appreciative for each and every one of you gentlemen.
And I hope you guys enjoy your drops. And actually, speaking of which, where are my fucking drops?
just gifted a ton of stuff and I don't see anything where's where I wear my
drops where is mine I who gives it to the therapist who gives it to you who
gives it to you I claim on the website oh for fuck's sake oh for all for fuck's
sake oh my oh for fuck's sake that's how they really end they want to come on
over to our website while you're here stop by our DLC stores. I'm telling you, these
Russians, I'm telling you, these Russians and their hooker wives, I swear to God, it's
okay. All right, I will head on over to the website. If that is what it's required, if
that is what it's required, you know, they could totally put it in the game if they
felt like it, but no, I don't make the rules around here. I don't make the rules around
here let me see uh let me uh oh we go to my profile I'm guessing it's under
GIFs I'm guessing it's under GIFs because that's where that purple box was
which I actually claimed yesterday and I still haven't gotten I don't really
know what's going on there I don't know what's going on at all I'd be like that
kind of ripping me off
guys hold on wait a second russia needs your IP address oh my goodness they need
desperately they need it right now they need it right now um oh you go on
quits you don't go on Tarkov oh
Jack they really
wait hold on wait so wait where do I go on twins where do I go you're so handsome
Um, uh, um, um, uh, click on your profile, then click on drops, I mean click on my profile.
Oh yeah, I see it, okay drops and rewards.
By the way, by the way boys, uh, Hutch talked to Apple, which is one of the talk of developers,
and he said these drops are permanent.
Now guys, I know this is gonna sound like
I'm just trying to get you guys to give me subs, okay?
But you know that's not what I've never done that.
But I just wanna say that this is actually
probably the best fucking deal
I've ever given out.
I know that sounds bad!
I know they should give the subs to someone else
if you want, all right?
I'm just letting you know
that this is probably the best one I've seen.
I've played this game for a long time.
I've played this game for a long time.
This is the best one I've seen.
this game if you don't think that's I'm being if you think I'm being dishonest you
give him a soda so does it be like I swear I'm not I'm not I'm not sorry to
take you um oh there it is only some scripts and drops we got it claim now I
go back to the game yes I have to restart my game and restart my game
Hmm you got have my kids. I don't know. I don't know
No, hold on wait a minute. Hold on
Wait a second. Wait, wait. No wait. Hold on. We go to then go to the Gibbs tab. We're easy
I think so I claim on twins
Then I go
To the Gibbs tab over here. I ride is that what I was is that what we're doing?
this is hold on this is kind of complicated um but hold on give me one
second I'm trying to log in oh now I want to back to authentication actually
put a beetle covered in there in my mothole
Hmm
Let me see here, let me go on. Let me get my email open. Oh
Goodness
Oh, let me. Oh my god
I can't you I bet you when I log into this scouts gonna say it needs a do authentication from another account. Oh
My goodness
Oh
It's loading it's not we will have these oh it does it needs to do authentication from another accounts
I'm dual authenticating the dual authentication like you do
Like you do when you do when you do you do that's what you do when you do that's what you do when you do
Light and simple simple and supple simple and supple. All right now. I'm finally logging back in
to the original thing I was trying to log into and it's not here I'm looking
at the gift page and it's literally not here guys where are my rewards so where
are my reward Jack where are my reward Jack somebody tell me tell me tell me
right now or in the game but did you trick me I didn't even have to go to the
website I thought you said I had to go to the website
oh you said that you told me that hmm hearts ate them you do but I'm on them
hold on where are my rewards at does anyone hold on are they in the game
Okay guys, okay, I gifted the subs I went to my twitch I claimed the reward and then and then now what?
Check my message. I'm in my messages. Oh
You started the game I just restarted by the gods. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
This has a group of flushed it this has a group of flush today. Oh my goodness. This has a group of flush
Okay, let me restart. Alright. Oh, good heavens. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Okay. Okay. Okay.
I
The account's link yeah, I
Maybe I don't know I don't know
Maybe I don't know 50 50 50 50 the account's a link but that isn't that is our risk
I'm willing to take that is a reason I will roll those dice. I will roll those dice
I'm a gambling beard. I will roll those dice. I will whoo. I will roll those dice
Hmm
You have to claim it under the Tarkov a fish or just happened in my game just crashed
No, we
Did you go to the Tarkov? Let's say yeah, I know I'm oh, okay
All right guys
Somebody better start fucking telling me how to get my damn set
Well, I'm gonna start put my freak on you. I'm gonna start freak. I'm gonna start freaking on you
I'm gonna start freaking on you and then hold on
Okay guys step one claim off to it. Okay. I did that step one claim on twits done. I've done that boom
I am done step to step to someone for real Tony step to don't try to trick me
I will see through your rules. I will see through your rules and deception
Uh, step 2 link account, I mean, I wouldn't let me claim it if the account wasn't linked,
maybe, I don't know, 50-50.
Again, I'm going to roll those dice, just skip that step.
What's step 3?
Is it a step 3?
What's step 3?
Step 3, step 3, step 3, step 3.
You guys are talking too fast.
You guys are talking too fast.
Oh God, oh God, step three go fuck yourself.
Step three, guys, guys, I can't read that verse.
I can't read that verse.
Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow, slow down,
slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down.
Step three, I keep reading, I keep,
sometimes I'll be able to read a sentence
and then it's just obviously not what happens.
I've seen step three do step two,
step three go fuck yourself,
Step three, you're a bitch.
Every time I manage to catch one full sentence,
luckily it is so unhelpful.
Somebody ask your father, okay, suck dick, got it.
All right, okay, now it's moving too fast, I can't read it.
All right, here we go, ask your mom, all right, got it.
Okay, step three, stick a finger in your butt.
Step three, I install.
Step three, okay, all right, give me your password, all right.
Okay, step three, go to step four.
this has been wildly unhelpful you've been wildly unhelpful tonight you've been
wildly unhelpful you've been you have you have you have desecrated you've
desecrated this moment you've desecrated guys how the fuck do i get my
I guess!
Oh wait, hold on, are you gonna go to the website?
Go to the website and claim them on the website, P.
Which website?
Which is one?
Okay, all right.
I'm on that website and I'm on the GIFS page
and the only thing I see is that purple box.
Explain to me that, riddle me it!
Riddle me that!
Let's try it again.
Go to Twitch.tv.
So, such a math gift me 50 subs in minutes should most definitely work for sure.
Hold on.
Let me go.
It's 500.
I'm clear in space.
I don't got any room for my gift.
I'm on Twitch.tv.
I see under Tarkov.
It's a thing called subscription drops.
I see a red box, a purple box and a yellow card.
I've pressed claim.
I've already done that.
So, I can't do anything anymore.
It's yours connected.
double double uh make sure that yours is connected on both the glitch and on escape from tarpaul
it wasn't connected it was obviously connected are you i think i am sometimes from simpleton
can you believe this guy i mean the gall of some people i my my account has been connected since
do not try for me with me with the aids and scrolls that's i would they i was there when they were
I was there with the many ancient skulls were written
This is a brand new game on a brand new client with seasons and it's not this
Wait, I have to reconnect me. You're saying I can't like count as well. Oh
Funny enough right after I mentioned reconnecting
Wait, do you reconnect it on twitch? Yeah
Yeah. You got it. All right.
Listen, have it down today.
Everyone hutch hutch was the smartest man and or peanut and the discord.
Write it down, put in the scrolls.
What? Why do you say that?
Because I'm the one who told you how to fix it.
Well, hold on now.
Well, actually, okay, we really quickly.
game to see if I get him. I redeemed that purple box like two days ago, and I still haven't gotten it.
Wait, mine is already connected. Connected seven years ago.
So I should be good. I'm going to go check. Also, Hutch, I got out with your whole kit, and I've kept it safe for you.
All right, you can get your.
You can keep it. No, no, no, no, no, no, it would be dishonor.
It would be your job.
It would seal my inventory as a reminder.
Oh, Mr. Chairman, it's my boyfriend, it's my good friend, my good friend!
Thank you, Mom, what were you saying to Mom, what?
Wait, guys, oh yeah, I'm logging back into the game after connecting my Twitch account to my talk of account.
I've claimed it.
I'm waiting for the game to load. If it is not here, right now, right here, I will be writing a stern letter.
Oh, wait, oh shit, oh my god.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Whoa.
Oh, I have you know, you're welcome P. I have no room to put it in my stash. Hold on
Move away. Don't don't close out. You're gonna lose it. What?
I'm just fucking with you
People have gone to hell for less. I'm I hope you know that
Oh my god, so when you were at the great pearly gates and you have you haven't repented for your sins on this day
And he is looking at you in the face going over your entire life's work
I want you to look back on this one moment and realize here and now is why you will be cast down to the seventh circle
Fool no, you got a friend for food at least do you think fridges work in hell?
No!
No!
That's right.
Satan doesn't have electricity, he pays the bill.
What's that?
Get the electricity bill.
You, your sandwiches will burn.
There's, you could make the barbecue now.
You could make the barbecue though.
You could make pretty delicious barbecue.
All right, I'll take it.
Okay.
All right guys, we'll have no,
Barbecue Grill next week in the 7th Circle of Hell
I have to restart yes
It's been claimed restarting the game I still understand where my my purple boxes
I claim it and it won't me claim is his gift already claim purple box
purple box, purple box.
Is that not for seasonal?
No, that's, so the cool thing about the seasonal drops is,
as we confirmed with the Tarkov deb,
that that is shared between all editions of Tarkov,
PvE, PvP, and seasonal.
The purple box is not the same.
Purple box was just for the other mode.
Okay, got it, okay.
Okay, got it.
Wait, what was that yellow thing?
What was that yellow thing I just got?
over wallet. Uh we are Louis Vuitton wallet. Now P have you also been watching streams?
Well uh no I've not been watching any streams though. I know you've had mine open for a little
bit you probably have drops as well like regular drops free guns. Free guns? Oh I do I do. There you
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
This is a drink.
It's a it's a it's a drinks only.
Well, yeah, it's really yeah.
Better than nothing.
But guys, guys, that means you get a wallet, a dog tag case, and although it is only drinks
only a cooler from here to ever forever.
It's probably.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's forever.
Oh my god.
And we're going to talk off and PvE.
I'm seeing this is sweet.
Oh, OK.
That's actually really good.
That's really good.
I don't even redeem that gift for the streamer items,
because I never go for Kappa.
I just sell that shit.
Oh, we're going for Kappa this time, 100%.
It's so much shit.
Guys, we're going for Kappa this time, 100%.
I have some of us.
We're going for Kappa.
Also, I support you going for Kappa.
Dude, some of those quests make me want to die.
Well, literally die in IRL.
Play the fucking game.
Hold on.
Open line.
We play the fucking game.
That's the biggest point.
It's fun if this game from Tarkov.
Let me tell you something, you can't have the highs
without the lows.
Like, for instance, that's why like Saudi Arabian princes,
they don't really cherish sometimes, uh, like very expensive cars because they didn't have low.
But if you take, you know, Jared, who started a, uh, a roofing company and he made, you know,
$20 million, he's gonna be, he's gonna be washing that Ferrari with his own hands, with his own hands.
The low, give you the highs, the lows give you the highs.
Combat oh, well, yeah, I'm all about that target of life. I just do that. I love more traders
That pleases me that makes me happy like listen. I'll keep an open-minded tart to to to Kappa
Open mind by the way mind by the way today
We are doing peacekeeper quest
Oh, I have to like five more because if I do five more I get peacekeeper level three
Which will give me the AP 9.9 9 by 19 ammo and if I get 9.9 by 19 AP ammo unlocked
I will literally be unstoppable no one almost no one is using
Enough armor protection that can withstand like 10 of those and I'm using an MPX which rips 10 bullets before you can even blink
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I should have plenty of
Peacekeeper test cuz I'm getting a lot of to play the fucking game
X base with exclamation points
We are recovering our treasures
I'm truck. We are recovering on drugs very important
Very important hold on wait a second a
Lot of firearms can shoot 10 before you Blake. Well, yeah, but this one specifically MPX
It's like 900 per second or like 750 per second or permitted
Whatever it's a it's a fast one. It's a fast one. I guys. I only guys I honestly the first one
I have is really really fun
It's eliminate any target with head shots using the odd on factory 15. You guys might have been ever quick
I have that as well. Let's go. Oh, we can share it shared. There it is. Let's do it
Wait, so how does this wallet we got not carry money?
What?
The wallet doesn't carry cash
Cash?
What is it?
What?
What?
It says items, cash and rare key cards.
I can't put cash.
Only USD.
Oh my God.
It's an American wallet.
It's an American wallet.
I didn't know that wallets were bound to currencies.
Well, you don't know.
Oh yeah, it's only rubles and can't carry.
Okay, that's a little silly. That's a little silly useless. That's a little silly. That's a little silly
That's a little that's a that's a tad silly. That's a tad silly
Well, it just can't have come communism in it. Communist ammo
Make sense to me make sense to me make sense to me. Absolutely. I wouldn't want anything communist inside of me
Yeah
You can say that again you can say that again. Yeah, yeah
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
You can't.
You can say it as many times as you want.
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
I saw this YouTube comment today where it goes, hey, Pina,
I keep trying to show your live to people
so that they know that you're cool because I really
like watching your streams.
But every time, for some reason, I
show someone your stream, all you're doing
saying the same exact thing 20 times in a row and they look at me like I'm fucking crazy.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Gotta be careful. Gotta be careful. Yep.
When it hits, it hits. It is what it is. I mean, if you catch me at a good time,
uh, if you catch me at a good time, if you just, you didn't catch me at a good time,
it looks like unfortunately, uh, yeah.
Yeah, let's your stimming.
That's your OCD stims.
That's my stimming.
That's my stimming.
He just likes to make sure everybody heard him.
That's all.
That's right.
That's right.
Indubitably.
Well, if someone missed it.
Well, if somebody missed it, exactly.
All right, guys, are we ready?
I'm ready to go ahead.
I'm ready as you invite.
Also, Mr. Hutch, you want me to bring out your kit right now?
Right now.
We've got to use an AUG to this master.
You like it or not?
Yeah, we have to use an AUG.
So we'll go by code word Falcon Eagle 2.
And that's whenever we have lost everything,
I am depressed and I need it.
Also, Pete, thank you for the drops.
What?
I just gave you five and got my cooler.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Just doing my part.
Just doing my part.
Just doing my part.
Just doing my part.
You are so welcome.
You're so welcome, Mr. Hans.
Oh, oh.
What map are we going to do for this?
What map?
We're going to factory.
Factory, OK.
I have take a sample of the chemicals from the damaged tank,
hand over the sample.
All right, that's what I got to do.
Oh, let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
I see a splint.
I'm bringing a different.
Yeah, it's a splint.
OK, there we go.
All right, got it.
OK, you guys ready?
The drone building my office, I'll be ready very shortly.
Required invite to the team at your leisure, at your...
Capitalism stumps all over communism. It isn't even absolute.
You give communists 20 years, they just die of starvation.
Right? Oh no. Yes, we made it. Who knows?
Oh god, Hasan is gonna get stoned. Makes sense to me.
Except for me. Oh, he's gonna be pissed.
Oh my god, he's gonna whip on his $3,000 jacket and see peanut.
Mean fuck you bro. He's good think about who he's gonna take it out on oh
God K is in danger. Oh
God, he's so oh no. Oh god guys are pretty calm down every quickly a little in switch subjects in the switch subjects
Let's just say let's just subjects quickly. Oh
Oh, I kind of zoned out so I never realized what you're talking about to begin with
Yeah
There you are hop on in mr. Silly gimmick hop on in it is tired right over 15 mr. Silly gimmick very nice
They sweat very good. Yes. Yes. Yes. Finally got the the flea
At some point I'm gonna have to off stream now that I got the flea
I can really do some selling sell a bunch of this crap not really
Do I'm telling you if you open up flea market press add an offer you'll see that 90% of your stash is great out
You can't tell me yeah, yeah, you know where it really happens right 20
25 25 keys you get keys that you can show and show
I'm gonna still buy anything right I still buy anything from the nope. No
The level up was both the same way selling and buying which is super. I don't understand why they did what a blessing
They did it so so it would stop people from like leveling too quick
But it has a reverse effect where the people who don't play as much are the only ones who suffer and all the sweat lords
They just hit 25 on the first day
Like ours
It has the reverse effect that they I think we're going to gimmick's birthday
It's not
Happy birthday to you.
I got a sincere DM last night from somebody that I'm friends with that said, I didn't
know it was your birthday, happy birthday, it's been a pleasure knowing you, this heartfelt
message.
And I had to say it is not my birthday.
That hadn't been so awkward.
That hadn't been so awkward.
It was a very nice message.
I really appreciate it, but it's not my birthday and I do a bit so also it is my birthday. What'd you guys get me? I?
Got this napkin. I got a piece of advice. Oh always okay
Be yourself tension. Oh
Thank you. All right. Well, that's right. Perfect. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome
Okay, thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate that
I appreciate that now let's ride.
Well, today isn't starting off great, well, alright, guys, stream cancelled, oh, oh, never mind,
Run walking in boys walking in 1550 kills easy peasy 50 kills easy peasy. We're going in we get out
Easy peasy this please piece of it's easy
Right, honestly, do you have the quest as well or no?
No, but I do have another quest here. I just got to go to the tankers and get the sample
Okay, let me try to have any other questions
Why am I hearing 70? Is it a scab army or a giant group?
It's a scab army
Stand back. I will handle them
Please have a look
Is this bomb be careful
I'm left
Oh
There's somebody out there should be aware these are the stairs right? Yeah, I would have said I'm serious. Oh, I'm with touch I will touch
There's someone in that area to the right be sure he's your buddy. You guys have the you have the quest in here. Hello
No, I just have that one
Oh
I'm a little I'm a little scared. We got it. We got you.
You're so flashing.
How cute scabs?
It's just one more outside.
Go in.
Before you guys on
the whole way down the big bridge.
The other big bridge.
Oh, he looks massive. He looks
he's got he's got the details.
Yeah, well, he's just a warrior.
Three that shadow where's that?
Second floor. Second floor. Second floor. You guys are on third. I'll kill anything down here.
Go away, stay back boys. Oh, I had a wish.
Get him? I got one of them. That didn't look like the first guy.
I think he's peeking through the hole, peeking through the hole.
Oh god.
Oh god, I haven't...
Oh.
He's not trying to...
Oh, he's trying to...
Oh!
What's wrong?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's one of those holes in the...
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
Like the whole little square windows.
You're the hell to try to...
I can't see which one.
I'm on second floor right now.
It's below it.
There's people trying to kill us.
Can we come up there and help you?
I'll just give you a little help.
I just got iron sights, so I'm not gonna kill this dude.
I'm gonna ban it, so I just have a pretty decent chance.
Yeah, I have this...
...worse side of the game for this week.
Want me to push?
Aw, yeah, let me peek over there, let me peek, let me peek, let me peek, let me peek.
Is it where you- Can you hold this hallway? Can you hold this hallway when I look left?
Is it where you see me already, okay?
It's all gimmick.
I got it, I got it.
I shot him a little bit, I shot him a little bit.
I see him again.
Am I a guy trying to push you guys from underneath?
Oh my god!
Oh I got him dude! I got him dude!
Hey nice!
Oh you see that?
We're on fire tonight! We're on fire!
Too easy, too easy!
Go down for a while, I usually stop here with my iron sights.
I'm coming down. I'm on set two or dead and three actually might be dead. I don't know if I hit that truck through the glass. I
Got another player headshot
I'm on second floor second story
In the back in the back
I
Wait, where are they gimmick the bat like the back area the like behind behind this high
Instinct
Right there. Oh my god. Oh that was fight-or-flight that was fight-or-flight gentlemen. That was that was fight-or-flight
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
I will end your mortal life here and now.
Excuse me next.
You stand no chance against my power.
Yeah I haven't seen anybody over here but there was somebody back here.
I killed.
I don't know what happened to him.
I don't see anyone.
He might have moved.
I'll push up.
I'll push up.
I think he's talking. He's talking. Oh, Jesse!
No!
I really feel in the love. I feel in the love.
you got me guys you got me give me one for
still holding that angle gimmick I just moved I just moved peanuts dead
Oh god.
Exit grade.
That was a terrible name.
Incredible.
I'm just gonna get out of this, guys.
Yeah, I'm useless at range.
Wait, I don't know. Go kill him. Go kill him.
Get my log. I have a felony out there.
Yeah, sounds good.
He's at the... he's in offices? Is that where he killed you from?
No, there's one closer on the balcony.
Right on the other side of the alley, yes, I think that's the last person I killed two people down the hallway
I guess the last person on factory
I'm pushing I'm pushing down bread
He's dead he's dead he's dead there's another one down below
Yeah, I'm dead. Oh
Oh, you're dead.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Hey, what's happening while it's crossing?
Give me a kiss on.
You got it all right behind you in a show.
Just kill it with that.
It's a pole.
Excellent idea.
Since I have like 25 bullets in the magazine that's currently in it.
Oh, maybe like 50 actually.
Oh
Shoot that scav gimmick we get credit for it. No, yeah, no, we're dead. Oh, yeah
Oh
Holy scab other players gaps. I would screw down with why were you mr. gimmick? He's getting dangerous. You didn't grab my gun to gimmick
You're on the rafters, right? No, I'm down below towards where we came from against the wall
Much Tarkov is making me gay
Oh, okay.
Thank you for letting us go.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you for keeping us updated.
I appreciate that.
You went down like...
Did you see that?
First story?
Thank you.
Yeah, alright.
You're gonna walk out.
I'm updating us.
I appreciate that.
No, put it around.
You see that?
That well?
Hmm.
Stay against the wall and run forward and you'll see me.
That's me right there.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Incredible
Okay, I got a little bit hit. Did you see how he snapped from the wall to the actual player he was trying to kill?
That's gotta be Hax. Hey Max
It's just the way I do it. So no one understands
Are you saving that guy? God damn right. God damn right I am
Oh, I'm getting out of here.
Oh, here, I wish I could do this, it's actually extremely, suddenly, by hitting my wife and
I are actually devastated.
It was like we're in a nightmare.
We thought they could cheer me up with these stupid, ugly, fat and ugly, I'm Mr. Ginchilla.
I'm honored, good sir.
I'm honored just for you, just for you, good sir.
I will double up.
I will double up on the Fat Dunks in honor of Luna, in honor of Luna on this fine night.
I will double up just for you.
God bless Luna, God bless Luna, God bless the sword, God bless the sword.
Try to hear that, brother. God bless, God bless.
That's his fat.
There he is. Look, there's one right there.
First one, yow-ming.
First one, yow-ming.
This one, there we go.
We're doubling up.
We're doubling up.
Every time, you, this is like one of those, those, those water donation things.
Every time you call hutch fat, I will match your donation and call him fat as well.
It's a one for one.
It's a one, I'm matching.
I'm going to match that.
Oh my.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
One tap.
Okay, I'm gonna try one kill.
I'll count it up.
Okay, guys.
Mark's cutting me times.
Mark's just calling back and giving me a concise number and then I will double it and then
I will double and I will call him fat.
The same amount of times.
Well, boys, I will say that that was not a success.
I
Do his room for improvement. I think we did good. I'm proud of our of our progress, but I think this room for improvement
Little room for improvement. That's fine. Mm-hmm
You happen to have my on with the family day on it
I've got both your odds. I got both your odds
Fantastic fantastic
Thank you. Thank you. How many kills did we get for that quest mr. Mr. Hodge?
I had four four scabs one PMC all headies. Let's see. We got I got five
We have five total looks like five total
There we go. Excellent. Excellent
We see them. Can you just grab my gun?
I got
Yeah, I didn't have yeah, I just got one. You're good. You're good. You're good. I'll bring bags and on everything else
Yeah, we're bringing it. We're bringing it
True. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, actually honestly
much while we're doing this and we just bring in the
The um, should we just do what's he called again?
Good times eliminate PMC's while wearing a 6043 and a kiver M helmet
on factory
You just do that
Yeah, I mean the kills are said now. We can do this in one rate
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I need you to crack one of those fucking Lucy's or whatever and I need you to lock it
I need you to lock it right now
I got your I got your mags as well, but I don't have an extra stack of ammo
I got three mags and the one in your gun and then peanut. I got two mags and the one in your gun
Delicious. Delicious. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked. Good. Say
I'm very citrus. Oh, I got that. Wait. You said the purple
boxes. Oh, never mind. Wait. This is from the other drops.
I'm okay. Alright. Let me get let me get my Zabrallo. Wait.
So, what is it? It's Zabrallo. What? Zabrallo Kiver
app as a helmet. She won't be able to wear a headset
unfortunately but you can I believe buy a a face shield
Yeah, you can't yeah, yeah for 40,000 you did my face here for 40,000
We get two question at once I'll do is kill five PMCs and ten guys and then that's easy. We did one one right easy
Yeah
No, if we die the Zabralos no longer calling up our stash
Yeah
Give it carry out both Zabralos and both the helmets perfect perfect
I thought is this question longer you have to do with it in four?
Let me see let me see it says eliminate PMC's while wearing a 6B 40D body armor and a Kiver
M helmet on factory that's all it says.
Okay what means?
Alright let's ride!
Alright so you said you have my gun in three mags?
Yeah, but I don't have an extra stack of ammo for you, you gotta bring a little stack.
Oh, oh good, oh good.
If you need to go find me on talk, I have 1.5 million rubles, that's a very respectful amount, a very respectable amount.
Doesn't share a part of this? I think it does, I would assume it does.
Yeah, give me, as long as you don't kill any BMC's, we should be able to do this in one ray.
Yeah, no, I'm just gonna hang back, kill, kills, wait, do scams count too?
I just yes, we need to kill everything. Yeah, I'll just follow along your I'll be your little
Your ah boy when you drop your ah, I'll pick it up. Give me you have my mags
Yeah, I got two extra mags and the one in your gun, but I don't have a stack of ammo. I didn't bring it
Your squire
And a shit ton of flashbangs and just flash the ever-living fuck out of anyone we're pushing. Yeah. Yeah
I like the sound of it. What if he flashes us? This is gimmick we're talking about
We have a face. That's supposed to me
Actually doesn't isn't there certain sunglasses that prevent flashes are we as ice we just get a dewy summer thinking too much
We're thinking you know flashbangs who's getting guys. We literally have a body armor that covers our
I like your outfit.
Look at you there.
Thank you, sir.
I got cool glasses.
You tried the new pumpkin voodoo rage, isn't it?
Honestly, it kind of sounds gross.
No, I'm not trying that.
Hotch's petite.
Pumpkin, guys, I don't know voodoo rage
and pumpkin go together.
It's gonna be poop diarrhea.
I'll kick a peep though.
Is it like a pumpkin spice?
Is it like the equivalent of the white girls at Starbucks?
But it's for us, it's, we do it, is it, I'm telling you,
I'm telling you, that's right.
Oh, Murphy, I guess what you say, it would do way too fast.
Mmm, it would taste nothing like pumpkin.
I feel like it would taste like tree bark,
but just a splash, a surprise of pumpkin mix in there.
Hmm, hmm, RIP Helen Keller,
that's right, RIP Helen Keller.
Ooh, RIP, big loss guys, big loss, big loss,
whatever it was.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh
Helen Kellers could shoot better than you well that would be pretty hard on account of the fact that she's not fucking real
Chief arrived. She's not real even if that were a fact and it still would work
Wait, I sweet just give me cover dog as well. He doesn't get you guys know
Are you so used to the cattle?
Well, yeah, because I can't really kill anything,
so I'm not going to bring a good gun.
I'm just here.
Just hanging around.
Why would I bring out a good gun?
Just to, I shouldn't even be wearing good armor.
I should be coming in naked with a Makarov.
But it's hanging around.
Just hanging around.
I do have one quest.
I need to get to the tanks.
But I'll do that as it comes all natural.
What are you, people, googling if she's real?
Yes, you will see on Google that they say that Helen Keller was real, but it is a deep state lie.
It is a deep state lie.
All right, listen, it was maybe believable.
Okay, it was maybe believable until they told us that Helen Keller flew a plane.
That didn't happen.
That simply didn't happen.
That's, that's, that's, it wouldn't even make sense if it did happen.
That would be a bad thing to have a blinded that person flying up an aircraft.
It wouldn't even make sense! It wouldn't even make sense!
That's Amelia Earhart, guys. Breaking news, there's been more than one woman in history that's flown a plane before you actual fucking toaster.
Both of them flew an airplane according to history. Now let's ride!
I forgot about the armor.
Yeah, well, I told you about the armor.
Yeah, that would be a good idea.
Wait, how do we get out of here?
Wait, I'll be...wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'll be quick, boys.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Alright, alright.
Five PFC kills, ten, just anything kills.
Lickety spit, easy peasy.
I'm gonna turn up my...I'm gonna turn my hacks on.
As you are, if I say I'm good at it.
Locked in.
Alright, I'm just gonna...
I'll watch your backs, boys. I'll watch your backs.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
It's all clear, all clear.
Oh, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I feel bad for whoever...
Still all clear.
...stuck in this rain.
This is gonna be a disaster.
It's gonna be a disaster for them.
Oh, towards the back, towards the back, towards the exit.
Hey, hold on, this door's open.
Oh, crew.
This is a spawn, this is a spawn.
Yeah, wait, there's a...
Stop them.
That means someone was back there. Just a minute, a minute ago.
So, is that here?
On me?
Yeah, come on, stand.
Mr. Sealy!
Come on out, Mr. Sealy. Don't make this hard of an ass to me. Come on out.
come on up now come on up now sir okay I'm one shot and he is not dead somehow
I've got you know that I killed him thank you you so much anybody would
anybody be kind enough to lend me a splint yeah I got you I'm coming that'd
It would be so lovely.
It would be so lovely.
You got him?
Yeah, yeah, I got it right here.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
She was your splint, sir.
She was your splint.
That did not go very well.
In my head, that went a lot, a lot better because I'm fucking massive.
Yeah, you are pretty big.
Look, look, look, look.
It's just, it's just your legs.
You got to make sure you're on a PK, boss.
I don't, I don't have any.
is
Almost done now
Wait a way are you allergic?
I mean allergic I at the bottom of the double check. I need that back 150k 150,000 for just might be broken
Yeah, I'm expensive. I'll be people got a ball
I don't know if I was actually allergic. I think I just calculated it wrong
with the numbers in this job.
Well, if you lose all your hydration and food,
that's a surefire way to know.
You surefire way to know.
There's free loot up top as well.
Get up there and you can have it.
Let me give you your cement back.
There you go.
We do a quick IV pro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I'm allergic to IV pro.
We'll say no to free.
Okay.
All right.
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
Oh my god
Are we so serious
Thanks be so happy guy in here be one quick second. I
Okay, I just ate food and then it went down some more that was I
Said yeah
Okay, okay, okay, now I need some heels. I don't have full health
I see to be highly allergic
That is horrible that is wow to pain killers that is
Yeah
That is horrible that is horrible that is like my worst nightmare
Pks all the time
Well, I could just replace it with proper time. I don't think I've a legit problem
Dude more yeah, yeah, eventually proba dog kind of still though. That's tough. Oh
All I know so far is peas
We say it's gonna use Vaseline
Yeah, I'm going to start
You go, you go, you go, you go, you can even have this one, you can't even get that,
you can't even get that.
Okay, there's what, one left?
Literally one, got it, beautiful.
I'm just waiting for you guys to come over here.
We have a judge, we have him.
I'm inside the building.
There you are.
All of you boys follow me gang.
Hello? Is anyone down here?
Oh, behind his head?
Behind us?
I heard running on metal, maybe 1986?
I'll give the reference. The server rack.
What?
How many people should we kill?
We'll kill one.
Should there be more people?
Should be. I heard someone shooting. I don't know where they are.
There's other people out there.
Hey, Johnny guys.
We should kill. We should get all the scabs done.
I guess I should move over there.
Oh, below, below.
below below where i don't know i hear him thinking the hall there i remember your ears
oh god yep yep oh god what was i are you down in this hallway are you in this the metal
square the corner i'm in there a little time dad i'm dead i'm dead he actually has he actually
has good loot oh yes a p90 is inside that room go go go
back hallway yes yeah yeah yeah hey you get your ass back here you son of a
a bit
like that i'm feeling how's it i'm feeling
who
i'm like that fool
get down
yeah i would just take everything that i have and just put it on
pushing you pay what really where from above where you came from me here I'm
here that's just mr. gimmick no no no it's not oh my god Michael Jackson you see
how that scab was moving on I did take this do you run around me no I'm not
running around I'm just I'm hanging around just absorb me gimmick absorb me
become a tank oh Lord have mercy Lord Lord I find a dead PMC down here
this guy oh you got to the precise skill you're actually there might not be any
more PMCs for us to get we might want to just canoodle
You got it. Now you pushing. No, it's not. No, no, no.
Oh, yeah. Don't you worry. Don't you worry, Mr. gimmick.
Up a beat inside the case.
uh deceased hog again let's leave got your helmet i'm getting everything mr
mr hatched i'm gonna get zero that's you running right this is running that's
me that's me i'm gonna get zero you can tell because i look like a huge cucumber
i'm quite distinct compared to the others in the trade like distinct
What?
Where'd you see that?
It's an excellent raid, an excellent raid!
How many did we get that we got?
What?
Well actually, Hutch was dead for the second one, so I think we only got one BMC that round.
Right?
Well, Mike killed two.
Are you counting that?
Well, yeah.
Wait.
Yeah, yours is the one I'm talking about, because the second one doesn't count to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got two, I got one.
Yeah, no, yeah, well, yeah, yeah.
I ran the numbers, that sounds correct.
I got, well, you have one, and we can't really leave until you're done as well.
So we basically have one as a team.
Yeah.
That was a weird one. They must have transited the lads or something.
Let me see. Let me take a quick peek.
We've killed six more things in general.
Yeah, we'd kill I just be more you feel for more with that with the arborite
Got it
I literally got your whole kit. Uh, oh, yeah, I got it all the whole deal
All right, let's run
Except for the backpack so you get some heals and he gets faster. I don't know back back
I don't need no back back
We do the killing you do the legal back back
Right now I'm doing all the dying but one day
Yeah, well all is he allergic to doubt we've got more feed and I be broken
Which is actually
That's a little crazy that's a little crazy
Kind of sucks that kind of sucks. I'm not
No, no, no, yeah, it's got a rail already
Quick work done. Are you feeling lucky? No, Mr. Murphy. Oh
God, Mr. Murphy. No
No, I cannot believe I'm losing both and I be that's actually so poopy. That's poopy. That's all
Doopy all that happens. Oh, it's poopy-doopy. I would not give that upon my worst enemy. Oh
I would have been rubbing Vaseline all over myself the entire wipe
my brother is allergic to Ibuprofen in real life.
Mercy. Mercy. Mercy.
That sucks. That sucks. That's.
That's not that good of you. So, honestly, maybe in the long run, that'll be a good thing.
You know who knows who knows who knows who knows maybe the long run.
I'm allergic to apples. I'm allergic to raspberries kind of
SpongeBob group episode bubble are you guys living allergic to apples?
That was the first thing humans ate!
And the God of the Eden now let's ride!
So thankful.
Ugh, it's not my armor.
It's 20 durability in the front, so.
I thought about repairing it.
I thought about repairing it.
I knew I didn't even check cuz I knew it was gonna be
He's on those stairs right here in the tunnel
I'm dead. You're gonna get you for
He's got it to get a mask on oh my god. Oh god. I'm dead. Oh, yeah. Oh god stay back demon stay back
Don't worry guys, I will I will revenge you
You want some of this remember aim for the legs he's got it to kill him at
You want demolition?
Come get it!
I thought you were doing it.
Come on out, Mr. Silly. Come on out.
I think I...is that you?
Did you run down the stairs?
I think I, is that you? Did you run down the staircase, can I?
Uh, after you had already died.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
Come on out, Mr. Silly, come on out!
Oh yeah, that's probably not about it yet.
Oh, ding-o-ding-o!
Oh, the chest massive!
Oh, god!
Come on out, Mr. Silly, come on out now!
Don't make this out of it, it has to be! Come on!
Come on now
Well, yes, you heal up over there you heal up over there
Oh god.
Ok, let me check.
Oh God.
George!
Oh god.
This guy's tricky.
This guy's tricky.
Just playing the hard game just playing the hard game.
What the hell is he doing?
What is he up to?
What is he plotting?
He's going to extract.
What the hell?
Where did he go?
The hell? Where did he go? Is he just cadastral? This guy's a pussy! This guy's a fool and coward!
No spine he has! No spine! Show yourself coward! Enough of these games! Oh god! Oh god! I don't have a leg anymore.
top floor, top floor I think
oh god, oh no
no, it's me, landmark, it's landmark, fear me, fear me, you, fear me
fear me, it's landmark
fear, fear my power
oh god
oh god
oh god, oh god
oh god, oh god, retreat
retreat, retreat
oh, retreat, retreat
fall back
Nothing to bash nothing to nothing to garrosh
Nothing to garrosh nothing to brash
PKs I don't have any PKs I have nothing
Lock in boys
Lock in lock in lock in lock in
Do not let this coward get the best of us
I'm gonna go back to the house.
Back in.
Show yourself coward!
Oh
Do you have a tequila mask
Easy, you're the bugger, I'd tell her it's bad
No, he had not have a killer match card yet. Like I think he might have taken a hutches kipper and a mud
You sure you have to get on for sure
You certain who's
Yet wait hold on is this hot stuff
It's just it's just up right here is this how to stop looks like it. That's my
org
well his armor oh I'll defy the bigger backpack immediately I cannot carry the
truck I have a pillbox so I'm not a pillbox a pilgrim I'm not a pilgrim
I have a backpack of mini shorts, mini magical properties.
Let me see if this, with this backpack hold it, the scabby peat?
I don't think it's 5x5, right?
Mine's uh, I don't remember what it's called, I don't remember what it's called, but it's
big, hell of a lot bigger than that.
Mmm, I will partner I will partner with great hands hold on. Let me go take this a little peep
I honestly I this might not even be hot to stop I
Don't know
I don't know if you had time to take
I think that was the guy that might have been the guy
That guy up with all warning this time
That was the point.
Let him out with a little warrant.
Let me tell you something, I would rather die a thousand times than ever play like this fucking bitch pussy ever in my entire life.
Yeah, I do that with some capitalism.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Sweaty ass, sweaty ass, run away.
I bet there's sweat dripping from the tip of his nose.
100% it's getting his keyboard.
Shameful.
Shameful.
Well, I'm sure he lost everything.
I'm sure as he collects all of our loot, he'll be thinking about how shameful he plays.
Yes, I bet he will.
As he slowly strips our corpses of all of our belongings, he'll think how shameful he is.
He would say, well, I bet it's your naughty.
He will know how naughty he has been.
He will know how naughty he has been.
He has been you don't play like that. It is not knowing that you're playing like a piece of shit
Oh, do we hold on do we have any more of that Auburn continues this class at all?
Not I can't get up perfect. Do we at least get the odd quest done?
No, no
Right, okay. We revisit we revisit
Well, you sure like another time?
I think so I don't know I would be happy what I
Would rather you shit in a bag
Freeze it and beat me with it and play factory
Okay, well, I literally cannot even buy another on which is super unfortunate because I could have really used those peacekeeper points
Wow
That would have peacekeepers you have because I can buy keys now
I can go and do anything I can do the two trucks on shoreline
let's go do that all right then let me get my five MREs we could say give it to
him hmm I'm there eighty thousand dollars each of these by four hundred
thousand dollars with the MRE packs there we go what a gift there we have
what a gift what a sweet treat blessing what a blessing blessing blessing now we
Now we go mark we go mark those doozies on shoreline with with ease with ease of grace
rethink
absolutely
Mark the is it health care privacy for one is that return bell?
I think so the one we have given five of our e-packs and then mark the two tanks
For the two drugs. No, I'm on everyone. I got to do the ambulances. Yeah, I'm still
Oh, let's do it. Let's do it. If I come across an ambulance, I'll do a little throw a little marker on there
Don't come across an ambulance. Definitely bring them
100% 100%
You get it one more marker. We got to catch you up gimmick. We can't leave you behind boss
Why are you so poor at low level?
On Tuesday, I didn't plan Tuesday and it set me back and every other time I play with you
and you only do your quests.
Oh, we changed that tonight.
We changed it tonight.
We changed it tonight.
We do the right thing.
We do the right thing.
That's right.
Thank you, Mr. Hodge.
Awesome, Mr. Hodge.
You have West 306.
I see it.
West 306?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
I bought it for $900,000.
Oh, wee!
You might bring that bad boy.
Yes, sir.
All right, let's ride.
I
Honestly give a hot I didn't know that that was the reason he was selling a level and what I thought it was stupid
It's really a coin flip
It's a coin. Hold on a minute
I could
Talk later
Intellectual they call it
Oh, hey, yeah, big gameplay
We're just talking about how great you are.
Your mics were on.
Your mics were on the whole time.
They weren't.
No, they weren't.
Sorry.
Oh, sorry.
We've heard someone else that sounded like us.
That's what I was thinking.
100%.
That could be...
Maybe it was some interference.
The interference or maybe it was another radio line?
Can I be honest?
my mouth. And I don't know if I can. Sorry. I don't appreciate that you put that in my
mouth. Well, but exactly. Apologize, please. I'm sorry. That's okay. Okay. That's okay.
I'm sorry. I don't know. You must take accountability for his actions. Always gaslight. P. You told
me that. That's right. Gaslight, gaslight, gaslight. And if they still don't believe you,
them off. Cut them off. Wait, wait, wait, are you gaslighting me? No. Wait, so what is
it? No, different. No, different gimmick. Oh. Oh, the Rocket League one? It worked again,
and it worked. You had to get it. You might take me. You see, you see, you see it be. You
see it be. Exert me. Exert me. Oh, no. Mama said be agreeable. Mama always said be agreeable.
Little gimmick, uh, be agreeable.
Oh, did mama ever tell you to get in the fucking ring?
It's not me. Oh, hi. We're getting our hutch.
Yep. Oh, come on in. Come on in, bud. Come on in.
Is he the rocket league guy? I don't know who that is. I don't know.
I've never heard of that man. Oh, well, hutch does really hate homeless people.
that's what I've been trying to tell you it's true it's true I'm telling you I was
walking down the street that we were going to his favorite ice cream parlor I
personally just finished a salad so I wasn't hungry for any ice cream he was
wanting to devour some and I we come across this homeless person and he's
playing a guitar with a cup in front of it and actually he has quite a bit of
James he would hunch guys and he says Peter watch this and he dashes by he
steals the cup of change and runs over onto the ice cream parlor dumps on the
counter since give me your your biggest scoop give us give me a biggest scoop mm-hmm
yep through real and true I saw that's because you told me if I could take that
ice cream and hit him in the head with it you give me a McChicken you said it
be five points you jackass hardly it was double point Tuesday it was easily
been 10 points but you failed and now we have to go get the purple flag from the
other end of the field you guys have a point system on your friendship well
well hold on well it's it depends how many points there is per flag captured
and per challenge completed on which day we like to sometimes make sandwiches
less fortunate exactly and instead of giving it to them we throw it at them
with a point system head three points body two and on Tuesdays is double points no
That's right. That's right. Now, let's ride!
I
All right boys quickly do you know I know a one truck is where's the set we all the second tokens that are by the water next to
This is gonna be a dash really question a dash really quest
Yeah, I just don't see
I'm trying to keep that dog alive
I don't even see you call hutch back to the space time
or a big bank rep
Oh, those dogs, I'm telling you
I love dogs so much
I mean, those dogs
I was trying to do a walk over the main
and for
they just rinse ya
and your dog is just staring there
big puppy eyes
like you need to just drop
three thousand fucking dollars on some
the one in the, I know there's one in the front of the resort
There's one on the dog's head, or whatever it's called.
Skybridge is what connects west.
It goes crazy.
You just see, he's just sitting there.
He is.
That dog has no idea what a monetary system even is.
He has no idea what's even going on.
I'm going to try.
I'll push over to east and walk out the window
so you don't get killed when people are rotating in.
I didn't get there early enough.
It is a very good incident.
We should be first ones here by the landslide.
Yeah, he's the best one.
the game is not so it's tied there's the one that's like right underneath the
hill and with the ambulance they can get up in the second floor pretty quick oh
Oh, let's go west to use this one.
Uh, yeah.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna hold this for you.
Oh, oh my god.
Hold it quick over here.
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, oh my god.
Oh god.
I got him, I got him.
Oh, excellent shot.
God!
Like a player.
One second.
This is a sweet guy in the mount.
Hey, but it's right in the east.
Yes.
I saw that, I saw that, yep, it just ran right past the, yep.
I'm going to third floor to take a side by them.
I'm in east, I'm in east, I'm running across here in a second.
Got you, got you, got you.
What floor are they on?
I'm on the second floor, about to cross Skybridge, they're on first floor, last heard.
Coming across now.
Okay, that's definitely not the way.
I had a good shot. He was touched. I had a good shot on you. I
Had a devious shot. He was touched and just looked over and I saw a drag
Said take the shot drag what you know, I will fuck you
You sprintin above me edge. Is that you sprintin above me? I'm in 301. I'm in West
Yes, I opened up 306. Oh, thank you. I see you. I see you. We're gonna kill these guys
Absolutely
They're in there
I'm going right now. I'm going right now. I'm even gonna cross Skybridge. I fear nothing
I'm holding your cross. I'm holding your story. I'm running. Stay left. Stay left. Stay left. Stay left. I'm staying left. I'm left side
You're literally busy hanging don't you make I got here. Stop
Okay
All that pay I'm coming as well me and give me a good both running
just ran over here's like a bunch of fuckers
I hear him, he's right underneath us
are you below us?
father
obviously they're not moving on say no we're here you dumb
bitch we don't want to cause you any harm
just speak up that way we can all settle
Settle our differences. Oh someone running him. Maybe we're diplomacy
We have that I hear that
Off the staff
I've never seen something like that
I'm going down
group. The hell is going on out there? Is that an actual group of players? Oh, it's a group
of scavengers, zigzagging, running everywhere. It's a madhouse out there. Oh my gosh, you
open up take key you open up take key
it's nice big sure this is me sure come on
out sir come on out we don't we do not
want to cause you harm he fought
somebody dead guy over here
shit shit
what's over here shit oh my gosh here that yeah there's a guy passed out over
there on the plant should take you watch last night shit
He's talking boys. He's talking shit. Hey, Mike. Where are you? I'm where you left me. I'm
I'm trying to find a bridge on me shooting.
It's just a ton of scars.
Shit!
Shit!
Good shit!
Good shit!
Shit!
Good shit!
I want to tell you something, sir.
Shit!
Good shit!
I'm coming towards you guys.
Where's this guy?
I thought you didn't spawn up into your right, careful.
Who the hell is this guy?
You guys all shit?
Yeah, we're all first.
I have an idea, I have an idea.
I'll check this guy.
Oh yeah, he's been looted. This guy.
This guy had ample time to do whatever he wanted with that, this body.
Oh god.
Lord, Lord.
Shit!
He's in here, boys. He's in here.
There's no way he could've, I mean, unless he ran out.
We got the window
sure
Where the hell is he he's died
And yeah, it's your dad on
for a chance for baby I mean we know the guy's huge right maybe he got the tape
key done was like I can't lose this maybe yeah I mean I'm on the stairs
I'm gonna hit the ambulance real quick. I think
I think he's gone guys. I think he's gone guy.
All right. Yeah, sounds good. Unless you went new room and closed the door, I guess he's really
I can't get the shadows, I can't get the shadows here, wait that's him in the back!
Oh there's these scavengers, yeah there's a scavenger, yeah that's him.
Got him!
Yeah I think we got that window in the skin Adam, a long time ago.
Very likely.
I just think it's hard to believe.
You know a German like that must be huge. That's what I'm saying. It's like
You're if you have tape me. I mean
Rishala, you're a big boy. Yeah, I'm outside. I'm only don't shoot me. I'm outside
I'm going down to the I gotta go down to that other truck and market. I'm head off boys
Follow me boys. Do you shoot that scab?
I do. There's still another one out there. There's everywhere that I gotta get that cowboy hat off
You
You're running back up gimmick
Gimmick fee we're coming towards that man. I'm gonna do that, but I think so I'm gonna head down about that that car
It's a trusty attorney
Yeah, yeah, can I see one of these?
Oh, it's a gun.
Thirsty work.
Did we kill any scabs in admin?
Hmm, I didn't do anything like that.
I didn't either.
There's a scab in admin.
Oh, I killed a bunch in the breezeway.
Oh, is there anyone in admin right now?
Not me.
I got by the power station.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
Oh, god.
Roger Roger.
Gotcha!
Yeah, I don't think it's dirty.
Yeah, I don't think it's dirty.
Yeah, I don't think it's dirty.
It's a pretty hellish river, boys.
It's a detox.
You ready?
fields that I've always loved him that I was too afraid to tell him for all those
years and we could have loved each other and grew old together we are you guys
banging for a while we were banging on and off but I never told him how I
truly felt mr. ragman he is just too beautiful
If I do die, would the black man have syphilis?
Who do you think gave it to him?
Who do you think gave it to him?
Our love is intertwined.
Not just romantically, but now biologically.
Your love is real love.
That's right.
The fingerprint of love is what they call that in some places.
Syphilis? The fingerprint of love?
That's right.
incredible incredible you have sex with a man you love him for a day you give a
man syphilis you love him for life and you're cord on and off for a couple of
years for sure well unless you were very expressly unless you expressly
stated what's there it is roll tide you don't like you know I was feeling the
energy in that resort and there wasn't a lot of energy coming out of it a lot of
aura not not much or I don't give it yeah yeah I'm going back down
Where's your wisdom with your wisdom with your wisdom?
Those few people are just boxed that last guy was here was a bomb. Okay. I haven't killed any real people
You're not here other death. It's rain. Oh, he's doing this thing. Oh, let's you know, let's you know
It's really it's very obvious ambulances. It'll just stand there and go cheeky
As you pop the head like a cherry
Usually
Like a demon in the little town
Blasting you from across the back you need one in the town and then one at the end of the pier
Into the pier oh no, I lied you you need ambulances on tables. Yes one in the town
Yeah, and then two at the end of the road. Yeah, we're going
Perfect perfect this in gimmick everyone else might
Hey, Hia.
Thank you.
What?
Spanky, ugly.
Really?
Thank you.
Mustache kind of looks like a caterpillar that
has really bad spinal issues.
But not me.
I consider you a good friend, and I will make sure you
get your quest done today.
I'm also out here helping.
Peanut told me all those things.
I'm also ugly.
A caterpillar?
I'm a beetle.
with scoliosis scolotic caterpillar scolotic yeah but I but everybody says
it looks so nice they want to take rides on it what what you don't let me see
how you give them the cash you have to come to terms with five dollars all right
people call my mullets instead of I tell them it's business in the front party in
the back they say it's foreclosure in the front party in the back
oh my gosh
It is an airdrop really really where don't worry about me where we're
split the loop
Road to customs road to customs
Imagine the Dispatch the lighthouse on the clear on the side of the map
I'm about to exit you guys almost out
Yep, we're gonna mark his ambulance and we're gonna mark his other two ambulances and we'll be out. Oh, that's all
You guys are really close to being done 25% done with the quest
No, no, no, we're at the second ambulance now. He's about to market and then we are literally heading to the extract and the last
Six
I'm a sweet treat.
I'm gonna do something, something here.
These are a couple goodies.
This place makes me nervous.
This is very new.
This is very new.
It should be nervous.
Who could have been here?
The schedule's alive.
Who could have been here?
What the hell?
This is impossible.
Got it.
Got it.
Heading back.
Is there anyone here?
Fascinating
Skaveler with your scabs key on dance your test oh everybody
He where oh you lucky dog
Beautiful
Oh my god.
I, I, I just got EZ06, I just got EZ06.
Oh, good hi, my boy.
Good.
Hi.
I got EZ06, I swear.
I just found out a desk, I just found a desk.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
That's a, that's a quest key.
No, what's your, but I owe you an EZ question, you're right.
Yeah.
Good hi, my boy.
Good hi.
Thank you, my man.
Thank you, my boy.
Is it in your butt?
Is it in your butt?
Yeah, it's my butt, it's my, I started way up there.
No one will ever find it.
Beautiful.
Oh, and somebody even looted this whole building
and didn't find it.
Oh, my god.
I wouldn't look there.
I wouldn't look there for that key.
Do you find it on the desk?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And away.
What a fool, what a fool.
Oh, what a fool.
What a fool.
Ridiculous.
Thank you, lasers.
Is it guaranteed spawn there?
What?
Not true. Oh, there's no way that's true. That is impossible
Definitely not true
Approaching the road approaching the road
I'm going into the gas station. I'm gonna take a quick peep
If you die, I'm not coming for your gear.
I have done this gas station job a thousand times and a thousand more Mr. Hines.
Don't worry.
Don't you worry.
The fire would not even graze my flesh.
Oh, you think so little of me.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, it's ridiculous.
You like he already died?
No, I'm not dead. I'm not dead you asshole. I'm not dead.
You're just going to die. No, I'm not going to die either. I'm going to jump
right over the fire, lickety-split, easy-peasy, not even a scant on me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, still a scab.
Okay, I end up perfectly. Also, the new Arsas voice. Disgusting.
like it's sticky laser beam it's a laser beam it just has absolutely ready yourself
ready yourself what a treat what a treasure oh shit oh every legs oh god oh I mean I
have successfully completed the fire jump without even a scratch the easy part is
Getting in the hard part is getting out. Good luck, V
McTrash rabbits sent peanut just got my ass handed to me
Goodness oh
Getting quest done. It's a feeling race car
to be fair. Only Garrosh. Only Garrosh Pitton's the same.
Who the heck do you guys know? Should we still be in the house?
I'd see what all this is for. I'd see what's going on here.
I think it's a treasure, though, right?
It's just treasure so much sacrifice.
Ooh.
Oh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh.
Okay, that dude's savvy.
It was not too shabby.
Damn it.
What's going on?
My leg.
I'm going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life.
Okay.
I am being a great teammate in helping you build your vitality.
He please fix your legs because if you fail this you'll die twice as fast with orange legs
We me
Yes, I agree legs
That's your zone. It's orange on my screen. Let's be bugged. Good luck dude. Come on. Oh, yeah
Oh, this is one for you man for right you mental
Not gonna lie. We do the same five times ever in the last six thousand hours. I've never done this
It's Mantle, right Mantle?
Can you ADS?
Is that the new scope?
Can I see it before you die?
Oh yeah, that's the new scope.
The bird's scope.
They just had it this way.
Oh, it's us.
Sorry, go ahead.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm going to get a running start.
Maybe butthole the scope just in case.
That was a joke.
The bird's scope has been in for like 10 years now.
How do you not recognize the scope?
I don't recognize it at all. I don't use it. Oh, here we go. Here we go. It's shitty when you have night vision on
Here we go
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Here we go. Here we go
I told you I was professional I told you I was a professional miss Todd easy peasy it
was elementary even elementary never doubted thank you thank you
I'm going over here for a quick boat trip, I'm going boating a quick fishing trip, me
and the crew, we've got our lines and our bait, we're going to get some large mouth
mass, and a couple, we're going to get some toads, we're going to whip out our net and
sweep up some toads.
What are you doing about toads?
We're gonna sweep up some toads. We're gonna get some toads and some largemouth bass
You know what boy I know just splendid red. Oh, just splendid red
It was splendid. I got like three question
I got the the the Hoosie and the and the doozy and the and and the what's your comment?
Us getting Tapekey done is huge.
Wait, what?
There was something in the Tapekey room?
You just had to walk in.
Did you walk into it?
Yeah, I walked into it.
I walked into it.
You're done.
Oh, thank god.
What question is that?
Are you sure I haven't?
You might not have it.
Which would suck?
You can't buy Tapekey.
You can get Tapekey off of Sandy,
but he's pretty decently, fairly recently often.
Excellent, man.
Excellent, man.
We say I'm killing three times. I haven't seen it. I could just be unlucky
If maybe maybe God hates you
Maybe
Brother numbers. Yeah, what the numbers?
You know
Well, I got I got you military and supplies done. Yeah, I have that because I only that's only one that's auto-done
Yeah, be mechanic
Oh
Let me turn it let me turn in my other Goozies.
What are the other ones? Oh there we go.
There should be one more.
There it is!
Alright we're cooking boys, we're cooking.
Alright, I've got, I only need .2 more to get peacekeeper level 3s.
I see you do 1.25 quests, which would be...
Ooh, you get MA5-5, you get so much stuff.
MA5-5, a P9 by 19, it's huge.
If I could get this guy to level 3 right now with this early in the life,
nobody will have armor that can stop it.
Like 99% of the time.
You say 9x19, oh you do? I didn't realize you get this.
Yeah, you get any 5x5, 5x6, you get 9x19 AP and probably some other junk.
SIG FMJ, which I don't know, I mean it might be good right now.
I can do, there's two on streets I can do.
What are they?
Low-key the cargo convoy on Shiza Tarkov and determine the ambush spot,
And then also marked the three tags on Street of Tarkov.
Also obtained the digital storage device from the car dealership manager's office.
I think we need to keep that one.
Do you have Street of Tarkov stuff yet or no?
Well, let me see. Let's see.
Yeah, I got population census. Obtain the journal.
That one's standard and glory to CPSU.
Locate the place of work of prapper's friend on streets of Tarkov. Yes, you know where this is. So yeah, I got to perfect
Was you were the cargo car boy in the ambush, but
What do you like it's you have a game pay? Oh, I've got road closed and revision streets of Tarkov is the one that I'm gonna do
cool
outside Lexos
by Lexos
Okay, let's do those two that are gonna be point five those are both point two five
Quests that'll Bruce be way past writing to me
The corner of Lexus and tar back. Oh, that's easy. I know where that is. I know that is
It also we can search a bunch of finding can we get some keys
Let's do it. I'm in boss. I'm here for a lot of
moment. I'm gonna sip on this delicious
down of milk. It's a great taste.
Mmm.
Take all these goodies out. There we go.
Mmm.
Get some more of this stuff.
Here we go. Perfect.
We need some food.
Little something shopping.
Here we go.
All right, now we ride it was ready
I just went right here. Okay. Also idea. Wait. Let me make some of the tarmac you look like
Yeah, I got the tarmac. We're gonna hit tarmac as well for special class.
What's a class?
Oh, yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Fuck you, Peter.
Oh, yeah.
What was up with that song?
Oh, yeah.
That's not very kind of you to say it.
Oh, that's not very kind of you to say it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm strong is the best outfit. Yeah, I feel like I really captured his asses boys and Tom a boy's
Really really captured his asses. This is this is a good one. Oh, yeah, he's dead
All right, he misses strong gun forever
And it is all right
I
The dick works one is also good. Yeah, that would that would really capture this instance as well
How's he's a pretty good one? There's a pretty good way
What I've drunk what's an EMT that's a that's the an EMT other
the hospital guys that go on road trips.
Good question, sir. Good question.
Good question.
AGG, 10 to 4 cent.
Hey, Peanut, I'm in the military,
and I've had a rough past couple of months,
and I just want to say thank you for giving me something
to look forward to.
It ain't time! It ain't time!
Thank you for your service, good man!
Thanks for not letting those motherfuckers take our money
Freedom you
Let's run!
boys ready for a great raid? I'm ready. Yes, says the team. You don't have to see
says the team is such a long team. Yes, I touch. Okay. All right. That's that also
works. That also works. That'll work as well. What do we do here again?
I know it.
Wait, I've got going to CPSU as well, do you have any?
I did once, to be honest, a lot of my talk of knowledge has sort of deleted itself in
the last six months.
Is anyone on the outside?
I'm in check 13, I'm leaving check 13 real quick.
Oh
Glory to see you behind you. Oh my god the museum behind you
Yeah, we really spawned at it. There's a red door that you guys need to go to
Museum also population census the journal containing the resident details. Where's that?
On the other side of the map
All right. All right. Is that that yellow building with the two story or oh, yeah, we should get Michigan next to the
You know we should get by just don't do I know what it was you always should get boss
What should we get? Oh relax key?
I bet you it's in the pizza bar
It's gotta be it's got me. It's the only
Explanation it's the only reason explanation
100% pizza spot 100% pizza spot. Let's go take a look
Fuck!
Take it there, it wouldn't hurt to take a little gander.
I move a little peep, never hurt anyone.
That's what I say.
Check the pizza box.
I'm always saying that.
I'm always saying that.
I would say a little peep.
Oh, tickle, tickle!
Excellent shot, dude.
Did you imagine that guy had a family, a history, a dream?
Just like that.
Snake the fruit even sweeter.
flip with the snap of your fingers it's all gone
oh oh what a sweet like
what a sweet like it is not in these first couple spots
unfortunately okay um
have you checked the pizza box yet? I haven't checked the pizza box yet
what what are we doing here we gotta check the pizza box
that's true this mark rings out
Balls!
OOCHIE!
I'm in disbelief.
It's like I keep looking for more, and there's just nothing.
Got it!
Oh!
Fantastic!
Got it!
Got it!
Oh, it's head on over!
We can relax, we can relax.
We'll hit the hookah.
We'll hit the hookah and think about our gravel that got hit by the bazooka.
Oh, my God, I hit by a bazooka.
Oh, I forgot to read the markers for the tags.
Hmm.
That's kind of a problem.
That's kind of a problem.
Okay, well, I'll just go do the cowboy. That should be enough to give me a level three.
Hunter, you next place.
I'm running. I'm on my way towards you. I wouldn't say next to you yet.
I'm running. I'm near the blue van now.
I'm behind you guys.
Oh, let's go hit the cowboy real quick. That way I can at least get level three peacekeeping.
Pop the top
Couple goodies, okay. Yeah, you're trying to steal my my rubles. No, I'm trying to steal my roofers
It steals the wrong word steals the wrong word. I'm trying to participate in a sharing exercise
Oh
Most sharing
Sharing this cock in your butthole if you ever so desire was giving if you ever so desire
But as for the money in the safe it is mine not now not here not now we got to do that's a later thing
Oh, she's gonna take she be
Second one
I hear gunshots ringing out. It's about from combined
Only shit, this is the craziest talk one run I've ever seen
Oh god, oh god, put all of my- eat my butthole!
I'm in the back room, I'm in the back room.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh no.
Oh no.
Where are they? Where are they?
Is there inside green crate?
Yup.
Fuck you!
Would you peep that peak?
Yeah, there's no good peaks.
I
People that way
They're yelling at us
I get this I'm sure I'm sure I can get this guy
The winners on the left green crate aren't even there.
Are they being brought by something?
What the hell?
Where did you go?
You turned the corner and just disappeared.
What?
We gotta get these guys.
Yeah.
You can't talk to us like that.
Give me a second.
Oh, you're in the middle crate.
Three, one.
Which window?
I don't know.
Don't move.
I didn't spread it back.
Now it's not time to push.
Now it's not time to push if we want to.
He's right back, he's right back.
Should we get in there?
Yeah, I'm up top, almost second floor.
I'm looking at the green crate.
They're just not peeking there.
No, he ran back.
I heard him.
He ran all the way back into the commons place.
Why should we get in there?
Start making a ruckus.
Start rummaging around.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God.
Is there a new plan now?
New plan, new plan!
Do nothing.
New plan.
What was that shot at?
I think it was from the right crate.
I think it was from the right crate.
Push in those crates is a death trap.
Yeah, just give me a moment.
Let me see if I can get a pick.
And peeping those windows, but I'm not seeing nothing.
Alright, let me get my arm sand back.
We're gonna do a little acting trick, boys.
I
Tell us all this time
I'm here, I don't see nothing
All right, I need you both to start shooting your guns in a moment
Run towards the back of my building. Yeah, I got a very bad
You might my guns really expensive with the bullets and I don't have a lot of ammo
Frosted both easy such as
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.
There you go.
I'll start shooting when you're ready.
Take this idiot fool!
Ha ha ha ha!
I've killed 3 of you now and there's only 4 more!
Oh hold on, I'm out of ammo.
You give me a piss with only 3 blitzmen?
I got her but I looted it!
That was by far the worst acting I've ever seen.
You guys, you guys thought I told it,
I already did a picture with only 3 bullets today!
I thought it told a 10, I thought I'd have a suppressor.
Taking the suppressor off.
We are fighting over here! It's an intense battle!
Oh. That was good, that was good.
That was good.
Is that believable?
That was very believable.
My audio is broken, my game is lagged out.
I hope I'm not dead. I'm not dead.
I see him, I see him. Wait, what's his scab? You know what I'm saying? I didn't even move down a while ago.
This is a scab just roaming around in there.
You said that and you just shot at.
Oh, that's true. I didn't get shot at.
That is true. I mean, what if we just sit somewhere and we don't care about it?
Weird.
Caban's location.
Fuck this.
Date me, boys, if I die. Whatever.
watch out all right let's go let's get out there
you know what no I'm coming with you hodge
part of the shit part of the crew
oh shit how did that hit me
excellent start excellent excellent excellent
excellent neighbors not excellent
take two take I have no more names
CHICKEN!!!
Oh shit, there's a snap on the gunner!
Got him!
Gotcha!
I told you, I think these could die a while ago.
I heard him running away.
Yeah.
Then you got shot at, but then you got shot at.
The shot!
The shot!
Oh!
Now they might come back, they might come back.
I guess I killed about 200 of them.
200 of them!
Okay, beautiful.
Is he waiting for the mines?
Oh, that's you, that's you.
I'd go here by the way. I'd go here and grab something.
That's good.
I
Should go around and touch the convoy or whatever
I'm gonna be muted for just a moment
Wife is trying to talk to me. Give me one second. Roger Dodger. It's him with a sock puppet puppet. You guys
Hold it fully
I
Got the road closing
Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go all right now. I just have to obtain the journal containing resident details on she's a trucker. Do you know that one?
Touch my eye the only one I have is
is, wait, we did not do glory to the CPSU.
Oh, we didn't?
That, no, that was not the right place.
We went to the wrong place.
Oh, where did we go?
I think that was for the main quest.
I don't know, I think it's at the iron gate.
Where's that iron gate at?
Ooh, where's it right where we're going?
That's where's the iron gate at?
Did you know?
No, iron gate is up top in that main room,
and I have the key.
Is that where the CPSU is?
No, where the CPSU is, yes, where we spawned, yes.
Where we spawned?
Wait, is that?
Where are you guys at?
Look at the place of what?
I'm right here.
I'm still in Lexus.
Okay, you're in the other green crate.
Okay, sounds good.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, I'm following you guys.
I'm ringing you.
Wait, where's the CPSU?
Check 15, 3rd, 4th.
Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is. Follow me, guys.
I know where it is. Yes. Yes.
Just a little bit. Hard work.
You know where it is, and I think I know exactly where it is. So between these two, we should...
We are two knowledge gatherings. We should be able to find it easily with ease.
With ease.
You're so smart. You know, I was told by someone that you have a hundred and forty-three IQs
and true.
That's true. That's true. A hundred and forty-three.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
That's pretty respectable.
That is reasonable.
That is reasonable.
That's okay.
Not the greatest.
Oh. Well, it's not the greatest, but I mean, any more than that might be artistic.
I think you got that coming, Keith.
I think...
I took the test.
I took the test.
Did you study?
Uh, I should not.
It's not that kind of test.
Well, I've...well, you...well, I've virtually studied for every test.
There's obviously something wrong with you, or you would have studied.
Everybody knows you're supposed to study for tests.
And so we've got our quest.
I feel like we're leaving without doing the quest.
I don't know.
Hutch is muted, eh?
Are we following Hutch?
I'm not sure.
You guys finish the run.
I...
I always finish the run, I...
I need to extract him very quickly,
because I gotta talk to my wife.
Again, it's a sock puppet on his left hand.
He's mouthing with his...
I have no idea, this is all I remember,
is that it was somewhere here.
Oh, here?
It was somewhere on the third floor, right here.
Somewhere.
Oh, you're talking about Iron Gate?
I don't know.
Wait.
Uh, I thought it was where we spawned.
Wait, hold on.
Open the second door.
I just have a player outside, so say, hold on.
Hold on.
I think we are being played for fools.
Dude, what are you doing?
Wait, where's the player?
I'm trying to focus!
Oh, wait, wait, oh, follow me. I know what it is. I know what it is.
I know what it is.
You go right here.
Then you go...
Alright, that's not hot shooting, by the way.
Oh, right here there is!
shooting who's below us that is that hot me I'm outside me I'm outside oh we did
it we did it we got it oh we did it that's not him by the way that's not
hot snakes in the grocery store kill him that is okay taking the shit still me
leave the side leave the side don't meet we all right what other question we
have is to give a good other I don't I think you already did this one but I
have population census I think that's I got that too where's that I think that's
that is my subway yeah by this by the sewer extract right next to the
relaxation key so you all can head to relax yellow building and then hit
relaxation to store and then I believe you have second floor under the towels
you have damaged houses well so you all can leave out there wait a minute hold
run this is gimmick oh it is is Russian Russian female
physicist uh oh oh russumichov russumichov she is not well known for her
peer-reviewed studies of the audio audio audio audio format on me I'm outside
the instructions coming going I'm gonna die we should pull up and just kill
that lead I killed all three shit tons of loot over here gentlemen
I heard a door open in Sparget.
I heard a door open in Sparget.
I tried.
I'm outside of construction.
Like on the side that...
Yes, on apartment side. On apartment side.
We have to help clean up all the loot.
Don't worry, we won't leave you behind.
Out of here?
Out of here?
Don't worry, oh my god.
God, what is this guy running? What is the plan here? What is the move? What is the move here?
What is the move are you are you seeing that?
What is that?
Well this guy was beyond boy
This is oh my god. I would I would I would guess mine's poor. Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, and first I was like, well, that's just really cooking, but he just mowed down a soup kitchen.
Check this shit out.
Sheesh!
Sheesh, that's looking good, boys.
Okay, are you scared to be by me?
That sounds all right.
Really weird.
Oh, we gotta go back to our, what do we gotta go back to?
In my opinion, or in my defense opinion.
Defense.
They looked a lot larger.
It's huge a Jason. Oh, this is nice. This is
Holy can only
All the body of a greater fortune
I
And this show is kind of what you use it huge me he was pretty big
I don't know are you outside sparja? This means me
Okay, so we got to go to the other side of the map
Yeah, we wasn't here lacks next time. Can you relax next time?
And because I kind of fall on the loop
Oh, I have a lot of quests I got a lot of cigarettes and shit we can come we can come back
I'm pretty cool. I'm down to run it back real quick
Better spawn rather than going across the map with a full bag of
Yeah, I'm down. I'm down to I'm down to skedaddle it did it did come on back
Let's do it
I've been working on these damn cigarettes every time I do a cigarette run.
I get killed.
I've got a lot of cigarettes on me.
How many cigarettes you got, boss?
5, 6, 7 boxes of cigarettes, and it's the good stuff too.
The Marlboro Red shorts?
Oh yeah, the short, tiny ones.
Half the size, twice the flavor.
My God.
What a sweet delight.
You might as well just take a quick smoke.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, you want to quit?
Quit smoking, just quit.
Oh, ah.
Oh, ah.
Oh, ah.
Oh, ah.
Oh, ah.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
I hadn't gotten without a cigarette for 20 minutes.
I was going to punch a baby.
Oh, yeah.
Now let's sleep.
I know the feeling.
I know the feel.
I'm a bit chunky.
I'm going to excuse me for stealing.
I'm a chunky monkey.
I'm like a gazelle.
The wind blowing through my hair.
I can see a lot of you.
I'm like a chubby monkey.
I'm like a gazelle.
I'm like a gazelle.
The wind blowing through my hair.
Oh, I can see a luscious main dragon behind you, Mr. Gaming.
Every time I get shot.
I can see a luscious main dragon behind you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God, that's just son of a bitch.
Every time. Every time.
In all fairness, that was a clean shot.
In all fairness, that was a really clean shot.
But right before that, that was a pretty clean shot right there.
Honestly, that should be revered, revered.
Oh
Lemon is so funny give a guy break. I mean lemon. I think it's got a compliment
He is pretty funny. Don't I need to talk about you miss lemons me. Well, I am in fact
I'm in fact, it's not
You sure you can pretend I
Double-check every day. I look at myself in the mirror just to make sure
You're lucky dog. It's something you lucky dog. I wish I could look in the mirror in the morning and see you staring back at me
And then and then your eyes turn black and blood starts pouring out of them
And your your arms start falling off as the flesh disconnects from your from your shoulder
And then the lights start flickering on and off because of those nuts front to
That's the hash that's a sign that that's in the bus. Even though the bus doesn't run that late
Well, that's a sign of endearment
Run run one without me boys run one without me. How do you have that?
I'm gonna do holy crowd. I thought hutch was saying like run as in just found something terrible out from his life
The world was ending or something. You hear that in his voice. It was like a
a state of urgency run run it's over give me can be in the stream run it's
society is collapsing get out I went to find a flight though again I was I was
startled me started all right but we have wait let me tell me these question
This shouldn't push me to level three it did. I got level three peacekeeper
What locate the I didn't get the CPSU I got the optional locate the apartment of preppers friend
But we didn't get locate the place of work. That's what we left before we did it. I thought
No, we only got the optional one we located his apartment
Did you complete it Lord of the CPSU?
No, no, no, what the hell?
We've been tricked.
Hey, he works at a museum.
I think it's literally where we started, like the building we spawned in.
I think it's literally that building.
Is that a museum?
I don't know where the museum is.
I don't know where it is.
I know what it is. I know what it is. I can see you there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. It's not right where we spawned. We have to go left and it's the next building over is the second story of the of the extract over there. Yeah. That's the music is a tiny museum.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, let me turn this question from this there, but you're quick and then it was
cadet.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just a little bite to eat.
I'm gonna need to do some food run at some point.
I'm getting a little on snack stash a gas analyzer in the med lab on factory.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
What is this lady?
What is this crazy lady talking about?
Why would you want to get me to do it?
glory to CPSU. Glory to CPSU and I need, I need to do population census. Yeah, I need to get one too.
Yeah, that's by the sewer extract, the whole big giant hole with the subway in it.
It's that building. I gotta bring three markers in, I'd mark three tanks,
I'd do population census, and I gotta do the museum as well. We'll do them all in one fell
All right.
Let's do it.
Let's ride.
Let's do it.
We will have to fix that at your mic at 7.5.
Say what?
I can hear myself talking just very slightly
through your microphone.
I got open back headphones.
Well, maybe get some clothes back headphones.
Well, then I can't hear nothing.
Can't hear living when he's here.
would it be better if you want to
hear him because you you talked about
discord he's five feet away from me
why would you possibly have your set
ups five feet away from each other
it's the only option at least go to
home people and get some plywood and
make like a makes it wall between you
two you serious
Or maybe get like one of those kind of poisey
King Blanket to tape the stream.
Mike's would echo through the through the game audio.
Not if they can hear each other just get a King size blanket
and tape it to the ceiling to a drapes for G.
You do like five of them.
Ridiculous.
Though I'm coming up with a solution.
You know, not what you said.
No, because if we talked and discord to each other,
then then they'd hear his mic through the stream mic and his mic through my game audio
so we'd have to mute each other hold on we have to do anyway when we're in discord wait no wait hold
on wait a second wait a second if you're talking uh to him through discord that would come through
your discord which the stream would then no you can just turn that off so the stream is to pick up
a discord oh you know because then you couldn't hear us yeah yeah oh no no no no no no no no
you just made sure the stream can't hear you or lemon and just put the discord on the stream
the discord audio as our stream audio just absolutely tank our audio quality yes yes yes
yes yes that is a viable excuse ridiculous oh did you mean the relax
you this idea you lucky yeah yeah fantastic okay good good even you do
that no never not even one time not even one time I've never read you check my
entire life YouTube the filth the field twitches when it's out that's with a
high-class society is. Oh my goodness. Never. Not even one time. Not even once. I
would not do so much of it. Disgusting. Disgusting to even suggest. Oh my goodness.
Whatever drug I use be here. I use DT990s. They're also open back in the hotel.
stupid gimmick about it. You make a ruckus a fool out of him himself.
Hmm. Twitter chat is better. Yeah, I've never had Twitter chat open and I will literally
never have Twitter chat open. The last thing I want to do, I would rather dip my ball sack
in a fistful of piranhas than listen to anything that anyone on Twitter has to say ever.
At all forever. I stream on Twitter, but I will never have that gentleman. I will never have that gentleman.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
Got 52k watching and calls us filth. What a dick.
I can't tell if you're joking or not.
I was gonna get you, but I can't tell if you're joking.
Oh, Twitter has to you out. It has to me. It has to me. I'm telling you
I'm telling you her son's got to be in there on an altered chat
Or an alter count. Oh, I
Hate this peanut man. I hate this peanut man here. I hate this. I hate this peanut guy
Glory to Russia or whatever he believes and I actually never really know but I I'm not really said next
He believes it but something it's surely something
I I could I don't really care enough to find out
Ah, mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Instagram chat, that's where it's at!
Instagram chat's where it's at, now let's ride!
I'm five five two seven cent thank you for always being the highlight of our night Mr.
Nutty.
He died.
He died.
You shot out by wife Sam.
Sam?
I see.
Life Sam.
Life.
You mean your husband Sam?
I mean, same with...
Hello? Oh Samantha, that's what it is.
Samantha. Hello?
Sam?
Hmm?
Atta?
Now let's write again!
I
Just move it once
There's this trouble foot what was this trouble? Oh, no job out there out these very walls
In the city and here we are safe the city is in fire in flames
No, this is a great city, a safe city. Surely there's nothing going on out there.
It's a little messy, but it's a little messy.
No, no, no, no. Do you even know what city we're in?
Yeah, isn't this, uh, this is, uh, isn't this, um, um, Bakersfield?
Detroit. It's Detroit.
What? How do we get here?
Oh
Focus on the mission focus on the mission
Is you roofing me?
How the hell did we get here?
I roofed you and brought you to Detroit
No!
I have pranked you yet again
Oh ho ho ho
A devious prank
I have done a devious
Devious prank
Oh my
Oh I've got you so bad
I got you so good
Oh ho ho ho
Oh no no no
Oh I've been so naughty
I got you so good to give me
No, no, no
It's a movie and I was looting now weapons great
To pass a weapons crate without looting it is a heinous activity a heinous crime and crime this should be punishable by death
By the sword well, I mean to be fair you right ran right past it
That's I knew you were gonna live in my name. Oh
Oh! Oh, I appreciate that.
You might appreciate that.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Oh, of course, of course.
Is there something jumping?
100,000 speckled news?
Of course!
And now we need to go to Samosyan over to the museum.
Oh my god, we're crossing.
Dangerous territory.
I told you, I told you.
There's trouble foot.
There's trouble foot.
You're very cautious. Very cautious.
You're nice, good boys.
Oh, this is the bad part of town.
Uh-oh.
This is where the drug dealing happens.
Oh, I see a guy.
Oh!
God!
Don't worry, I'll hit you.
He will trouble you no longer.
Oh, beautiful. Beautiful work.
Oh!
Don't mind him.
Don't mind him.
Oh, they are shooting me.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Right to the museum.
That's you, God.
That's you.
I got another guy.
There was two guys.
I feel like he should have ran into a guy by now, shouldn't we?
That's what I'm saying, dude.
We've been caught.
This is crazy.
I'm a little...
We have.
We must be passing people.
We must be running right by people.
It's the only explanation.
It's the only explanation.
Come on, bring me a museum.
Oh, just a quick nap.
There we go.
Do you need a peep?
I think Prap is Friends.
Cousins, dogs, goldfish.
This office is up here.
Oh, yeah, I got it, I got it.
Yes. Perfect, perfect, perfect.
I'm changing any information on the fate of Prap is Friends.
Oh
The fate right there the journal in the corner
Excellent in the journal continued the residential details and she's talking to you whether there's boss
We said
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's by it's by it's by the sewer extract sewer extract
We are it was actually by relax. We can hit relax. We can hit relax and then it was actually one ambulance
and hopefully out of the one of eight chains I find the phone in that specific ambulance
and of course whether I do or not we will head over to the journal
hit it oh my oh oh my the guys oh oh oh take those take those take those
I don't think they're shooting at us you see that's got right there might sound great
wait I I'm gonna cross this one there's one in this building careful there's one in this
You sure how do you know?
Because I heard him crawling around like a worm.
I'm going around.
No, no, no, no, this is to my right. Here to my left.
Can you see out those windows?
I think you might be able to, Mr. Peanut.
I think you might see one.
Okay.
Oh, they had to show us to where it is.
I see one, I see one, I see one down the street.
Oh!
Plus one
Yowling yowling
Mr.. Give me excellent work was down. I could swear out of just a corner of my eye with my little eye I spied
Done popping through this red door on the right side. I think did you see that?
The one right right next to us. I could swear. It's just be my my mind playing tricks. No, no, no, no
Sure are you in here?
Sure!
That's where I heard him.
Sure?
Maybe he can't shoot us from this.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Where, where, where, where is he?
Where is he?
I'm on the left.
He's on the right.
He's on the right.
I see, I see, I see, I see.
I'm dead.
I don't know how, dude.
I lit that guy up.
Oh, hold on now, Sharon.
Hold on sir one second pause pause
I don't know that guy
We see what a sweep light was what a sweep treat with some lucky boys with some lucky boys excellent
Well
That guy must be using the Whopper. I've got level six armor on and in one one measly bullet
He turned my chest red. I
Mean he's not using some of the best game on the game
I do that blasted I want to say how much damage I did I blasted this guy. He should be fucking dead
He's using a shotgun
with a light slug and
it just went through a
a level six armor is literally no better armor and the entire game.
Fantastic. What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight. A sweet delight.
A sweet little treat. A sweet little treat. Fantastic. Fantastic.
I had to heal up and stuff.
Oh, that was that was that was probably my best kid.
I'm going to bring out for the week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And laughing.
And laughing.
Yeah.
And laughing boys.
Gotta be careful.
We get another nice kid on that I may hand it hand deliver it to the
Next handsome gentleman that I see it's his jaw large muscular pecs
I would give it. I would give him all of my goop. I would give him all of my goop for him charge
Absolutely all he has to do is give me a great heaping meal a
556 a delicious heaping meal
You know what fuck it I'm down to using cheese. I'm using cheese. I know I can't lose any more than you
I'm using cheese. I'm bringing four slices of cheese. This is the way. Oh my god. Let's ride
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let me get let me get some APM over my 9 my ID
Oh
The AP some a made 5 5
Here we go. Oh my you might 1200 a 5 5 holy ding
holy ding
By the great ugly moogly gods
By the great googly moogly gods that is an intense part of ammunition. Oh
Oh
Right now we ride
You just started a that's what we scratch it off the record this you make that that is of no concern to us
We go grab the general again, and then we struggle not is a practice
Making good cheese after midnight is a sign a sign you're autistic
I am rusty on the competitive shooters. I gotta get back into the swing back into the
swear
What milk give him Lucy to use eight milligrams eight
There's delicious just be ripe right for the killing
Oh
How much for you to take out give it next week? I do not kill my friends and acquaintances for money
I do not trade blood for money and sir. I only kill my teammates by
Gucci's
Your dog what about my dog? Oh, I died. I lost a journal
For a gunshot I know I know I
I will never forgive him. I will never forgive him. Not for a million billion years. Not for a million billion years.
Studying for the autism test requires looking over train and plane models quite extensively.
I'm that's what I'm telling mr. gimmick me. I don't have to study up if I was to take the online autism test
If you look you read fake comments at times that is right, mr. Sneezy. I make them up
I make them up. I make up fake comments literally thousands of commons per minute is not enough
I have to add I have to add to them. I have to I have to I have to it's not enough
It's not enough. I have to there's there needs to be more it needs to be more
Hmm
You read my fake comment, that's right. Thank you, Mr. Todd. We thank you good chair. Thank you good chair. Oh
We're viewers from on YouTube then twit's this platform is superior. Oh, I would not take that twit
So I would not take that disrespect. That's just me though. That's just me. I
I would not take that I would not take that by the way wait, Mr. gimmick
Yeah
No, and I also we got to get we got to go back to the thing to get that diary
Yeah, just those two right now just the journal in one ounce
The get the journal for for therapist and then we got to go back and get the diary
because we just died from the museum. Wait hold up wait what was the first thing?
The journal for therapist, census whatever. My mind is completely blanking where where was that?
The one by the by the subway extract by sewer extract. Oh yeah gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha
If you are see maybe we'll hit the tree hit the that building with the relax room key again
I preach to the self like 200 grand
Sell wait sell sell the relax keys over you're saying that we grab a second one
We use yours or mine, and then we just sell the second one get some extra cash
Sounds good to me. I mean we should always if we if we're near there should always just grab you. We got shit the pizza box
Yeah, I see I see we play some for your negotiation every time she's sponsored there
My chance
Wait, do you have the negotiation key don't you yeah, yeah, I got it. Yeah
Perfect perfect in terms of bringing it. I uh, are you not yeah, right?
Well, you shouldn't have to you shouldn't have to really that's not on you
Thank you. Thank you. You know we'll got another one. You should have had a captain's and command location. That's what we'll do
Easy peasy lickety split
Look at his flit. Yeah, dude. We could hit. Oh my god
If you want to get more keys we can hit the filing cabinets and streets are our infinite
I'll tell you that is there's no way I can see like that in the past. There's no way
There's no way. I don't need to do this. I have losing time as before I find cigarettes and butt plugs
And that was about it. I have found like 20 keys per raid routine that's funny Kevin
It hasn't always been like that for the but for the past like couple years at least
No, I think that's just gun jamming
So I'm good. I'm getting I don't have the lucky perk and I'm absolutely
Housing those cabinets. I'm getting I'm getting big beer belly out of those things by the gods
By the gods, so I think it's a lucky break. I think this I'm saying I don't I don't think they want to release it
I think I think that's a big
You want to give me something this is amazing this is amazing over here
You can think about a gimmick remember like four wipes go when hackers would vacuum up the whole map
and they fix it by making the the loot in each container and it was like it
spawned when you opened it that way you couldn't vacuum it up yeah well
initially they solved it by making all the mark rooms absolute shit
which I feel like they never really they never really went away from I feel
like they're still way worse than they used to.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
What does it mean to you?
No, but I'm serious.
I think they made boxes so that there's nothing in there
until you look in there.
Like, I think they spawned as you over the box.
That's a good call.
That's a good call.
Well, you can look for it.
It does have something to do with how much good stuff I'm finding.
Maybe it does.
I haven't heard about that, but.
Good job of what you're talking about.
But I believe you.
That's what I originally assumed it was,
that it would be a loot thing.
When I watched a YouTube video,
Forget who it was.
Pestilier or something said that he thought he was bald.
The only confirmed thing he is.
Yeah, so maybe he's not trustworthy.
Maybe, you gotta watch out for those bald people.
He said it was about gun jamming.
And unlike he changed the gun all the time.
I heard that you brought their head three times,
they gave you a wish.
That's true.
That is that part is true.
It is?
Have you confirmed that?
For Lord, yeah.
Oh dude, I, you just imagine how many,
dude, I do like a wish a day.
I average like a wish a day.
Really?
a bald person I don't know from across the street I'll just I'll just sprint
at him just I'll get I'll get I'll get three rubs in before they know what the
hell's going on what you wish for last time and then I'm off all right yeah I
am in roast beef sandwich good wish that's a good wish that's a good wish
right there yeah that's an excellent way that's an excellent way that's actually
that's what I would have wasted 100% which were roast beef sandwich and then
first trash can I dug through I found one oh my god no way yeah it's crazy it's
like I wish came true immediately incredible incredible well you got a
I could find a ball guy to rub his head from one way.
I would wish.
I had one wish.
What would I wish?
I would wish.
Take your time.
Take your time.
This is a big decision.
Hold on, I'm thinking about what I would wish about one way.
All right.
I would wish you had arms and legs.
I would wish that everybody.
Without food and water.
Get off their damn ass and go get some food and water.
That's what I would wish.
Amen. Amen.
Amen. That's my first wish.
That'd be my first wish.
Yeah, you're saying they're just they're just lazy.
Well, no, well, I don't know what the Cosmet. I don't know the Cosmet is
Water because that would be good. That would be nice. I mean, that would be good. I mean, I think they'd enjoy that
I think they'd enjoy that. Yeah
All they need to do is they just can't sit down technically by the letter of your the law of your wish
They'll be able to eat and drink as long as they're not sitting down
I would you my second wish is for homelessness to double double
Double double
Nobody will starve nobody will start your start double the homelessness
Right, it's very simple. Let me explain
That way everybody can live free not bound by the constraints of materialistic items
you you will you appreciate nature more you're talking about mm-hmm right but
you just doubled it you didn't double it you didn't say everybody's almost you
just so it's almost yes doubled double double exactly exactly exactly exactly
now you get this okay how you getting that do you okay mm-hmm and I'll let me
do my third with well would be your first wish if you found a bald person
and you rubbed his head three times for a wish.
Hmm, a few times win-win.
You want me to be honest?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Wish I could eat as much as I could, and not have any consequences.
Oh my god.
Okay, I found my third wish.
Oh my god, have mercy.
My third wish would be anything Hutch eats is double the calories,
And as soon as he puts it in, as soon as he chews it down, as soon as he chews it, it doubles and gallerys.
That would be my third and final wish.
Because everybody knows you only get three wishes per ball person.
Now let's ride!
I
We know I I re I re-faced my third wish I would I would wish that Hodge was bald so I could get
three more wishes, and then I use my first wish after rubbing Hutch's head to make everything
Hutch eats twice the calories, and then I still have two more wishes to go.
How many wishes, my gosh.
Because every person gets three wishes per bald person, three wishes per bald person.
Three wishes per bald person?
I should be revisiting, I've just been doing one per.
No, it's three, you can rub, you rub their head three times for one wish, but you can
rub their head nine times for three wishes, but then the magic runs out.
No.
Is Hutch with us?
No, no, no.
How the hell would that work?
You being bald?
Oh, maybe it wouldn't amount to fucking growth.
Oh.
I don't know. I thought you might be with us.
Should we do this therapy request real quick and then bail?
My mind is genuinely just throwing out the information. Where's that again?
I
Hit that guy in the head about
Like an eagle and fly around in the sky. What about you guys?
There was a conga line
318 damage to body
434 absorbed by armor
Jesus Christ. I jumped out expecting that to be what I
leaked from cover. I only from cover to see five of the largest
Most Brawler command I have ever seen in my entire life
Standing right there before me like a firing squad. I was a war criminal
Fuck
Black division pop it out on streets. Yes, right?
We could have been so rich, we could have been so rich if we killed those guys, we could have been so rich.
We could have been genuinely so rich if we killed those guys.
Those guys have the best loot.
Well there's not a spawn, there's not a spawn that close, I didn't think there was a spawn that close.
Nobody goes that route so I turned that corner thinking, no problem.
I feel like this was an invitation out of desperation.
I'm hearing that it's not going well.
Not that round, that's for sure.
Not that round, not that round.
No, so that round was, no, that round, no.
Not that round.
Guys, one of the chances Black Division spawned,
had they released a yet, did you know the percentage is?
They're spawning like, dude,
they spawned on me and Lemon today on ground zero.
Guys, I'm telling you, Black Division has the best loot
in the whole game right now.
If we can harvest those guys, we'll be so rich.
100% dude, I dude that's the first time coming across him in like a normal map
So I guess I learned my lesson I hit that guy 15 times in the head
15 times in the head with my nine millimeter a p.m. Oh, it's just wasn't enough just wasn't enough
Yeah, I'm 16
Here you are an idiot for wishing for double homelessness.
You're basically asking for your tier of financial status
to raise almost royalty, like some BS supremacy slash dynasty.
And yet you knew you came from the ground
to work your way to where you are now,
but I forgot you had a rich parent,
so suck on a silver spoon.
Ah, excellent point.
Excellent, dude.
Oh my God, guys, that is an excellent point.
Guys, you know what, guys?
Will you suck on his little willy?
Is he sucking on that?
This is serious. This is very serious guys. You know what? I'm changing my wish
I'm changing my wish triple it triple that bitch triple homelessness
Triple triple homelessness. Oh, no
No
simple. That's right. That's right. Um, yeah, I hate to see it. I hate to see it. I hate
to see it. I hate to see it. That guy comments again. I'm quadrupling it. I'm quadrupling
it. That guy is responsible quadruple. Yes. Yes. You will be you. You will be the the
the crux you will be the crux
guys I'm telling you sometimes my jokes are like
you know kind of undercover you kind of have to like know some stuff for like
really know that I'm joking you have to kind of been here for a while but sometimes
they make it like super obvious
for even a plastic bag
but understand I'm joking and is just
I mean that was one of them that that was one of them. There's genuinely no way. I have to be getting range made it
I have to be I have to be
It's got to be I don't know I must be some
Some people I'm always yes. Yeah, I'm with you
I have to be I must it must be range break. It's why it's got to be it has to be in there's no way
It's no way. It's impossible. It's impossible. I've read the numbers. It's impossible. I read the numbers
You know that one point people were so mad that you existed that they thought that I was you and I just wasn't using a filter
For some reason I feel like that individual is truly being sincere and it's just a mora. I just know it's impossible
It's it's not it's not possible. I refuse I refuse to believe it. I refuse to believe it. I
I refuse to believe it. I refuse to believe it. I refuse to believe it. I refuse. I refuse.
That guy is being serious, and he's walking around just like the rest of us. That means there's got to be others.
And how would we know? Probably a doctor or something.
How would we know? How would we know which is which? How would we know?
How would we know oh my goodness
Pain kills. Oh, yeah, I said I should be painkillers. You know, I'm gonna start being painkillers right now
I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Vaseline. I swear to God in the third thing. I'm allergic to Vaseline. I quit
I quit forever I give up I give up if the final thing is Vaseline I give up
just reset the care all right let's run what are you allergic to so far I'd be
broken and morphine was I have not found the third one I'm so excited I'm so
excited to discover what the third one is so excited I'm actually bringing a big
backpack this time just in case you run into the black mist oh no I forgot they
I have big backpacks. What am I thinking?
They do. They have humongous backpacks. They're bigger than a pilgrim.
Dude, I'm telling you, Black Division has to be the best clue you can get right now.
Oh my goodness.
I'm trying to find it as well.
Peter, read my fake comment, please. I'm on it, Mr. Einstein. I'm on it. I'm on it.
Peanut, you are the most handsome, sexy, smartest peanut I have ever seen in my life.
That other guy that said that other thing is an idiot.
I just saw ice down.
Well, that's a little up front.
A little up front, but I suppose I said, I said, in all way and also your cock is huge.
Oh, well, I mean, you said it with your right there.
There's the comment, not me.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
Well, if you say so, if you say, if you say so, all right.
OK. OK, then. All right.
All right. Well, all right, then.
Oh, she's so big, third leg horseman.
Oh, you're a cashew.
You know that one.
You know that one.
Are we going to get, yeah, we're going to get it.
We're going in, Bards, we're going in.
P!
Peanut the sex icon! Thank you Chef!
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It's my friend Corby's birthday.
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Please Curson.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, the blue steal.
Ah.
Yabbae make it for me!
Open swips and come in full of bad
to collectivities,
because they're bad to collectivities.
Ah.
Mm.
Omm.
Australia is better than the USA.
You live on an island!
In the middle of nowhere, I have literally never heard of any news story from your entire
continent in my entire life, other than that one lady being shot on her porch during COVID.
AND DRIVE!
You guys are gonna get arrested.
All right, let's run.
All of you boys, good job, good job, good job.
Ooh, Ollie, register key, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Oh, that's not bad, that's not bad.
You need to keep that for a quest, you gotta turn that key in.
Do you guys need the security place down there?
No, we're not.
No, I'm still, we're still in the same two.
So, if we haven't made much progress since you left in time.
Oh good good good.
Hey, I think he's going to save you from combat with a flashbang, you hear that?
I did hear that.
I think that he's going to come on this there.
Should we go get him?
Oh, yeah, he's for sure there
If you drop my class you go get him
Up to you guys, whatever you think
I'm down from whatever you down low whatever left to right. What we're
Dead
Where
Centrelating shot
You're my
I
Came without a gun or a helmet or a dog tag you son of a bag
What the hell is this guy up to what is he playing going now? We should go in now. We should go in there
Make sure you need that big. Oh, how many grenades I
Got nades give me a second
I don't know they were in the street the way we came we should go in
I thought that was just a scam.
That was Mr. Caban.
He's got a pretty different character model.
Me?
Oh, Caban.
Are we brothers?
Oh, Caban.
Holy cannoli, give me this.
Give me that, give me that.
Careful, there's people close.
Double-check.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Sniper, I hit him in the head and he's alive.
Where the hell are you getting shot from?
It's the sniper scav. I think I got him?
I don't know dude, I don't know what's going on.
I don't know who I am anymore.
This war has changed me.
This war has changed me.
OH MY GOD! I just saw his face.
I just saw his face. I just saw his face.
I just saw his face. I just saw his face.
I killed the rest of the guards?
I use nothing you just zeroed my front arm and made my chest red in one shot
20 times he's a sniper scav. We got the guys are
Guys outside we we can oh it's just
all right we're there okay so I don't know if this guy it looks like yes I'm on the opposite
I
Get the sniper scav up
See me down here, P. I'm sure I'm just
Good ease right here you guys
as low
Okay, you know the sniper's guys
There's a guy. That's bugged out. There's a guard on the gun just sitting there, but I know he's dead. Yeah. Yeah
I was doing this. I was sketching me out
Oh, the scavenger!
Are you able to loot that guy?
No, I can't even operate the gun.
He's full on glids.
Oh my god, I have his armor.
That's 300,000 rubles?
Shut up!
Don't worry, we should give him a pop-up easy to take care of, yeah.
Light work, light work.
Pop-up easy to take care of, yeah.
He won't let nothing bad happen to you.
Thank you. Don't you worry.
Please say hello to my sister.
I really hope that wasn't good ammo.
Okay, that was just a piece of cake.
Okay, thank you.
He's dead. He's dead. He's down.
He's down. He's down.
I'm gonna take a peep outside for these hooligans.
Are you sure those guys following us?
Jimmy Birzo!
Hold on! Stand back, gimmick!
What?!
Oh!
Lord, protect us!
Got him!
You got him?
Don't worry, Mr. gimmick.
Other people never let you see what happened to you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
I'm in the crate, just gotta chill, right here.
Enemy!
Oh no.
I'm standing back, gimmick!
Stand back!
Stand back!
Yeah, go ahead.
Stand back!
I'm staying back give it stand back
Stand back. Yeah, you go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, stand back. Yes, sir. Stand back
Yeah, go ahead
My god, Jim eggs and work it's a word
To care of it
Thank you, of course. Don't worry about it. Don't you worry, boss.
Don't you worry.
This guy's glitz on the gunner, too. This guy.
She's not really bad.
I think I'll take this beat up.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Well, you just found a gazelle.
Just found a gazelle indeed.
You serious? I think it's a million dollars.
What?
Yeah, I found the guy. I found the guy.
This is the guy that we... Oh my God, wait.
Yeah, that's crazy. Okay.
Well, that's...
He got another one!
He got another one.
You know, without the plates too. Just like the string.
Eeeeh, yeah!
Eeeeh, yeah!
are you serious
I am a little bit blind
I think I'm going the right way
I'm going to hit him
I just get out
I
Get work done, but you get our stuff, which we are journal
Let me get a little bit of cash from the tar bank.
Someone's here, someone's here!
Oh man!
Oh nice work, Mr. Hodge!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is going great.
Oh, did he really have that much?
No, I'll just make it show it's clear and then try to loot him or no.
No, he didn't have anything to do about it.
He had a fucking monster's bag.
He didn't have anything?
No, it was completely empty, I was shocked as you are.
I was shocked as you are, huh?
There.
You're in a lot of ruffling around over there.
No, like that.
No, no, that's no.
No?
Ah!
Shut up!
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
How does this person already have a gold gun?
What the hell?
What level was it? He didn't have nothing? No, he didn't have nothing boss, nothing
No, it's I take this bag up and down. It was completely empty. I tell you I looked everywhere. He didn't have anything
He says clean as a whistle
Yeah, yeah
Oh
You guys outside yeah
Now go toward that with a relaxing sponge I
Have relax key. No, but we another relax key. Just use that one or it falls out the key jay does up
Alrighty, I'm gonna grab
uh the ballerina key and go get a guitar pick okay is that something you do often no just for
Oh
If I do a nice you are you guys coming back this way I thought we were a question. Why are we going up the
Ski, there's a question over here. There is a quest here too. Oh worm spotted
Don't mind me mr. Give me don't
Okay, that was very rude very rude and ungodfell. Will you move your fat ass?
Listen, I've got to be
Checking around here.
Sweep my sectors.
Ah!
Hey, like that.
I got a question.
How do you like suds?
How do you like suds?
How do you like suds?
The keys are coming up, huh?
Yeah.
I'm on the backside of the old building.
Someone stole the key.
Someone stole the key?
Yeah.
They got you found it?
Oh, really?
The relax key, no, there's a way.
Here's no but the secret pizza box trick.
It's true.
Check the pizza box.
I found it again.
What?
Can I have that one?
I found another relax key.
Do you want this one?
Can I have that one?
Yeah.
You got it.
What do you have?
Let us offer to trade.
I will trade you.
On level four helmet.
And that.
This is not an empty...
And that goes for upwards of $4,000 to $5,000 on the market.
Hey, if any of you guys find a battery, I need it. One of those big ones, the...
Military? Or the car batteries.
I can eat two of them for a quest, and I think I just need one more.
They do their pitch divine.
Yeah, I'll keep my eyes open let's you know I'll keep I'll keep my eyes open
thank you be a no car battery's getting past me a no car batteries out
come at it tries to get past me bam I can't catch it I'll catch it see mm-hmm
my man appreciate that what's what's anything fun anything from my bubble
even mobile huts that's what I say that's what I say
you saying that oh yes I am yes I am you're wait wait wait where do you go
it'd be we got to get the journal oh very good white that was it's that was
attached and you guys I just got loaded with a quince mr. P
Why are you only number three on Gifte's case to give me rings?
I thought you guys were friends!
Oh my god!
Get on my level, son!
Oh, so he kinda sounds like Bender!
I hate him, I...
I only play with him in my group.
To undercut him?
Here's the worm.
Hang on through.
Do not look at me, do not look at my shame!
Do not look at my shame, give it!
Oh!
Gonna get back here!
it sounds like someone did in fact find a car battery no this is I've been
not eating a lot at the cheesecake factory recently you have a car battery
Oh
No, I don't have no I don't have a car battery. No, I don't even know what a car battery looks like
I don't even want a car is oh
Mm-hmm understood
It sounds
Oh, shoot a minute
Basically a different spot. Oh
It's right here. Oh
Good I
I
Is an airdrop right outside
I'm going outside your building and turn right is an airdrop over here
That with an ammo case
People see good people
where's this oh I see it I'm down here too you're all good to tell me I'm gonna
be the right I'll go to get quick peep you just got me okay yeah you got my
back right I got your back there's a car oh that's it that's it we'll play
be a player
Okay, is the inside you should change it up. You should say
Take this you stupid bitch
Man I didn't work do you have a plan B?
You
I
Where'd it go?
I see what's gonna. I see what's gonna. I hear I'm down. This one's running. We're gonna join us
I'm behind blue man. He's out the street behind us
I'm running and running.
Okay, Mike, if you don't have an extra gun, there's an RD 704 behind here if you want
to.
Or a vector
Where's that right behind the rear
Over here on me it was through garbage box. It was through garbage. It was just about the food
Oh my god, look at all these treasures these treasures
Yeah
I got what I got like a can of stuff that I could spare
What are you some apricots?
take some of that. What are my mags and glids I can't pack it? The hell? Yeah, that happens.
You guys, let's just take the take over there because I'm too fat to believe it was you.
Do you have money to pay for it? I got tons of money. I got ruffles out the
butthole. I got like a hundred and thirty thousand. Thank you, sir.
to her. The jumping bag would be loaded in that way. Oh, tickle, tickle! Got him! Got
him. Popping the whip, boys. We're going to the liquor store. He and the boys are
the way to the liquor store!
Here the boys are not waiting on liquor store!
Into the BTR!
The site is occupied.
Shit!
Hey guys, which one is your...
Which one is your sewer one?
Old Scott's Takeaway City Center,
Rodina's Cinema, Tram, Pinewood Hotel.
Is it...
Pinewood?
Is it Pinewood?
No, I think that's...
No, I was the...
Tramp.
Tramp? You sure?
Yeah, that sounds right. That sounds right.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Should I pay him to shoot people?
Fuck yeah. Why people love?
Yeah, yeah.
I paid him.
We're riding in style, we're riding in style, boys.
Gonna catch me riding dirty.
Riding near Z!
Bunch some games in!
Near Z!
Near Z!
Are you telling the BTR drivers?
The viewers, you trust them?
B!
Bunch some songs!
What?
What?
We're not even...
What?
We're sitting in a car!
Don't leave me just love so stop
Oh my god don't leave me
I forgot to say it in my mouth
I don't know the words
Beautiful voice. It's not a good generation
He's really not shooting many people
No, I can't just pay the $75,000 for nothing
It's got a bull set.
Rather you than me.
Oh, something's happening.
Hold on.
What's happening next to me?
I'm just sitting around by myself.
Don't worry.
I'm just sitting around.
We here? We here? We go?
Good word team!
Where's the journal?
Shit, shit. Orienting? Orienting? It's literally right next to it.
Where?
Journal to the left.
Where?
That building. But I'm leaving.
It's the building all the way-
Right here.
Follow me.
Thank you very much.
I have an ammo case. I'm out of here.
Good luck, boys.
Oh, watch out!
Leave.
Give me a warning shot.
I feel like I already did this quest. I forget to turn it in.
Did we do this quest last night? Yeah, I think this is the wrong quest.
Oh, shit. It's not the one I thought either.
Oh, by the gods. Oh, my god. Guys, does anybody know where this is? Does anybody know where this is?
Oh
Population census obtained the journal containing resident details on streets of Tarkov
I'm getting word that it was the exact spot we were before we took the
Oh, yeah, it's the one in the middle by the playground.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's the playground.
All right, reset, reset.
What's new about the lexie first?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
After that.
You know something, something.
Good work, Mr. gimmick.
Thank you for your infinite wisdom.
Well, ah, well.
Ah, ah, ah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The hud said the same thing.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I reset, reset.
What's new about the lexie first?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
After that.
You know something, something.
said the same thing we're all wrong never you can't make them chat never you
can't know who this we is oh that was wrong door it's just oh all right excuse
me oh excuse me excuse me excuse me coming through big see me big fella
come do see me excuse me excuse me for a second this is one take it this is
Say yeah
This is easy for one thing you see me for one second
I can't stop me. You can't stop me
It's me finish one quick saying Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin
Hold on now. Hold on hold on. Hold on now. Don't do anything brass. Don't do the brass or don't do the brass
Bitcoin Bitcoin another one. Another one. That's my line. I'm just too fat to get it. It's my line
That is my line. I just too fat to get it full up
Oh, no. Hold on. Hold on now.
What do you say? One quick moment here.
One quick moment.
Okay.
Dead lion.
Dead lion. What?
Give it. Give it. Give it. Give it. Give it.
You say it was a different lion. I thought there were two lions.
Give it. Give it.
Right, right, right, of course. I claim that lion eyes. I looked right at I said this is my lion
I said that is my I see your name on it. I
See your name on it. I
Looked over the whole thing
We'll burn it out. I hope you know this. I hope that line was worth it
Give you the line. I hope that line was worth it. No, you keep it
You keep it. I hope it was worth burning it out for all of eternity. I hope it was worth it
Hell, you're not gonna see me.
I'm sorry, that's really sad.
Woo-wee!
Let's-
Oh, wee-wee!
Oh, shit.
What? What?
What?
I'm- I'm a heavy boy.
You- you a big boy?
You a big boy?
You a heavy boy.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Come on, come down to the sewer.
I gotta see you.
This is my wiener.
What?
You got it out?
I've got it out, I've got it out down here in the sewer.
You pulled it out?
Hey, what are you doing?
Why'd you have no stamina?
Here we go.
I hope you get shot.
I hope, I hope, I hope I'm holding it.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
I hope it's not, I hope it's not.
I hope it's just for a second from the left
and just clogged you in the, in the side of the head.
Right now.
We got a heavy load.
Oh God, oh God, give it to me, give it to me.
I got it.
Excellent raid, give it to me, excellent raid.
Excellent first voice, excellent.
We completed like two quests that raid.
Maybe just one.
It was just like one quest.
That was a good raid.
That was a great raid.
That was a great raid.
I like the lion though.
Is there any way we can harvest the Black Division?
Is it like some maps that have a higher percentage
of the respawning?
I kind of want to harvest them for all the juicy.
I feel like it's got to be just completely random though, right you think so
As you may know how's the percentage of the black divisions money is where percentage chance
Everywhere besides labs of these we're about icebreaker. We could do we could do the ice cream quest
I mean where it's 15% 15% and 75% on labs. Oh
Oh
my oh
My god, I think god I got this car battery out next time I see it some geared out dude
Just sitting in the middle of street. I'm backing up immediately
That would be good
You know another good sign is is when there's seven more of them in a congon line
Doing the marco rena out of keeps in yara ten feet behind him
I have a question so I came out with an empty bag. I just want to read you what I did
You said kill 243 one guard two guard come on another guard another guard another guard seven and total plus come on
Then another PMC kill in two scabs. I have a bandage a box and
Clorox where the fuck did all the Luke go?
Wait your Luke got deleted your loot. Yeah, dude was it was the glitch?
No, I just realized I didn't loop anything because everything was gone every time I opened up a fucking body.
I was a glitch.
Was it? Yeah, that's a common glitch. I've seen that happen many a time. Many a time.
And I'm sorry to hear it.
Shit. I'm sure you should report that immediately.
Get Nikita on the line. You should get Nikita on the line right now is what you should do.
that's wow are you sure double-jack just yeah you know what it's my fault guys
I'm sorry that's okay everybody makes mistakes every has those days
everybody has those days don't worry boss don't worry
it's caught us but anyone by chance bring any extra in any rounds since I am
spending all mine
There is no way I am killing everything.
You are stealing the loot and you won't even supply me the bullets to do so.
Honestly, I don't have any of any.
I just spit them all.
I spit them all.
What?
Did you make a fucking necklace out of them?
Because you sure as hell ain't sure of it.
Love you.
Thanks for all the laughs.
Anytime, good sir, anytime, anytime, anytime.
You racist.
When I spent them,
I will actually, in truth, I brought them all in
and then died, and then I died.
So, no more.
Oh, sorry, I keep muting,
I need to rebind that immediately, dude.
Zero is my mute key, so every time I buy ammo,
I mute myself.
I need to refine that but I don't know where it is in the settings it's gonna
oh I'm gonna do it. I've got multi-tunes of more quests because I turned in that
one with prappa. Remember you could always be like lemon and every time you
push the top you shoulder swap. So in the middle of a fight as you try to tell me
or someone is, you're just throwing your gun back and forth and giving them a barter
right now.
Oh yeah, yeah that is, yeah it could be worse, thank you, you know thank you for the perspective,
it could always be worse.
Guys, okay, let's, okay, let's do, hold on let me take a quick peek, what map are your
guys' quest on?
I
Know if I'm playing with you. I ain't doing no quest. Let's be honest with ourselves. No, no, we're grinders
We're grinders. We're we're on grind. We're grinders. We're grinding. We get a lot of quest time
We get the ton of quest on boys
Whoo
Okay, what okay, what what streets
It's one on shoreline tons on interchange tons. I haven't been to ground zero a single time
Well, I got them everywhere. Okay, let's go shoreline
All right, no, that's a stupid idea your stupid man with stupid ideas
There's a stupid ridiculous idea. No, there's a ridiculous idea
All right, well, you'd be ridiculous
I
Okay
Let's may I ask
something yes
What do we think about reserve? I don't think he has a question reserve. I
Don't think I even have a reserve. Do I have reserved on a lot?
Give it's Mike's it sounds like someone's agreeing with me every time
And it bolsters it bolsters my yeah, you can still hear yourself through my you're my mind
I turned myself down. It's bolsters my confidence it bolsters my confidence is if you think you want to go interchange
Trust me agree with me. We go interchange sure sure. I need to I need to kill killer
You kill kill out. I got a ton on on interchange
Yeah, okay. Okay. I got a mark the mini buses locate the books
Stash stuff. I'm not gonna do that. I gotta go to all the stores. I gotta kill 4 p.m. C's. I gotta do some house
Okay, all right, let me team break. Let's that's right
Yeah, come on yeah, come on come on team
All right, we ride
You guys need all the logistic that's was awful. I know miss action. I'm not
I don't know how to give him the fix it. I need to locate obtain the
Earphone that's what we need all the logistics got it. Is that the one?
Stash there for his letter at the reception desk
On the second floor of the tear group. Oh, that's what this letter is
Okay, bring a stash there for his letter at the reception desk at the second floor of the tear group office. No, that's ground zero
I cut the pot to say that is ground zero what who's a terrorist
Therapist you a chair. Yeah, no, I just need I just need to kill I just need to kill PMC's kill scabs and look
And mother all right, I think about that
Just since their subject. Oh
Well, let me grab my Ollie register key
Give me how's your grandma hold up to a pleasure
the one the one I like my grandma. Oh, well, she need any any 2004 Toyota trucks or like
water. She's been collecting them. She just got out of there. She just got out of prison
on a loophole. Oh, kind of present. I haven't spoken to her in a while. She has seen. Oh,
She lives in America.
Oh, oh, oh God.
Yeah, no, she's an operative.
Right.
Interesting, interesting.
Very interesting.
I was about to say, I mean, for Al-Qaeda,
it was absolutely unbelievable.
She got locked up, but it was for tax evasion.
That'll happen now.
Al-Qaeda is very hard on tax evasion.
The US branch of Al-Qaeda hasn't been paying their taxes.
Ridiculous.
Yeah, they'll get you for that.
They'll get you for that.
Yeah, she runs the books.
She runs the book.
They'll get you for that 100%.
Listen, they say, especially in old age,
having a strong purpose is actually,
it's like a 56% increase in lower mortality rates.
Really?
So like bird watching or golfing or alkydive membership?
Yeah, exactly, like any of those kind of things.
They help you keep your mind sharp, keep your body sharp,
You know, I she's she's physically doing absolutely great. Oh, it should be all kind of has some workout regiments, right?
Where we got Marches. I don't know what I've been told. I
Don't know what I've been told. Oh
You know what Al-Qaeda should do is build a Disneyland.
I bet you they would get a ton more recruits if they had like a public attraction in a
water park or Disneyland.
Do you think Disney will work with them?
I don't know.
Really a coin flip.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
You have to buy ass.
You have to ask.
How are you going to know if you know an ass?
That's true.
That's right.
The worst they can say is no.
The worst they can say is no.
Oh yeah.
I mean, Alcatra's been working on their PR, their image, so I don't think they're ready.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what my grandma says.
Oh, that's so great to hear.
What a wonderful, what, how wonderful.
A wonderful woman.
Yeah.
Wonderful woman.
Passionate woman.
Passionate.
Some small disagreements on, you know, a couple things, but really a great heart.
She's got a great heart.
That's good, that's good.
Fiery spirit.
That's good.
Yeah, oh my goodness.
Disneyland in al-Qaeda would be the bomb.
That would be fantastic.
Ah, interesting way of putting it.
It'd be exciting, it'd be exciting.
It'd be exciting, oh absolutely, oh my god.
It'd be very exciting.
Wait, I see we could all kill Killa.
You want my question again?
That's some serious question.
I remember it was why don't go mark the mini-bush where the mini-bush is out again?
I know there's two under where's the third one at you under third one
Outside next next to the car lot
Yeah, so it's like across the map
Like completely across the map you're like the road
outside all these I know it is I know it is I know it is yeah I gotta go all
five stories we say all only reason I know this gimmick is because I ask
officer every morning and we have a code word well banana foster whenever he
doesn't know something but then a foster then a foster so officer is the
the encyclopedia and I am you're a reader of encyclopedia more of a regurgitator of
information left what what I heard something left I don't know what I heard
you know the stories real quick I see the easy speaking of encyclopedic knowledge
Where you know where that that thing I assume it's an ollie right the
No, it's the one where you have to have a door and that door that key is 300,000, but I have it
We don't we do all the
Oh, no! This rat bastard! He's a looser!
Goddammit!
Oh, crap.
One quest complete. Whoa! Did I just get shot at?
What a horrified key reader. That's nice.
Quest complete sound. Masked that.
Oh, very nice. Very nice.
It's a little bit...
I'm in. Lower tech.
That's tech skill. That's tech skill that you're talking about. Lower tech is tech skill.
Just use caps. Oh
Something something
I gotta go to avocado and that others to across the way the cowboy had to the stuff
We'll get your all these stuff done
Yeah, yeah, let's do
I'll be right there Robby right there with you gentlemen
Let's see what you are.
Let's see what you are.
We just see one quick moment.
I should have hit this last door.
Because I feel like I should have ran into somebody by now.
I've done a full lap around the mall.
It's just not suspicious.
Yeah, it is.
Excuse me?
It was slow today for me as well, Pete.
A lot of people, if people are playing the map, they are staying on the outside.
Or they're just doing their quests and ratting around.
Do you want the middle of the sword? Do you want the middle of the sword?
No.
We're in Ollie.
Oh! Oh! That's a gun blasted!
Oh my god, Mr. Hush, thank you.
Hold on now, hold on now, hold on!
Right over here.
You should have this quest if you-
I do, I do, I do!
That's what you mean for me!
Oh, there it is. Got it. Blue prints, right?
Oh wait no that's just a random thing.
Blue friends?
Where are those?
Technical problems?
I think the battle pass that we paid for.
Oh yeah.
Do we need that stuff?
Oh I see them.
We cheated and we spit worth it.
How much is it?
He's completed.
How many dollars?
Like US dollars?
Mm-hmm. I'm burning like feedie like
It's becoming this week when it was you don't find my own name about
God
Wait, was that it? I didn't get attached to pieces. Yeah
No, we got a turn it. Oh
Oh God, it's your God thing though.
Where's looking to be the first?
Oh, I always say, I gotta get some books.
I gotta get some books, guys.
Yeah.
Oh, this is a thrilling raid.
Let's go out.
We're gonna go mark your van real quick.
This is a thrilling raid, guys.
Wow.
Can you see this?
Woo!
This is like, these are the raids.
It's like the Tarkov equivalent to doing your taxes.
Nothing's fun about it,
you gotta do them you gotta do you gotta do you gotta do them later you do them now you do
them later that's right
you won't take it with you let's find it by the way we held us to kill a spot I
see what you're keeping that yeah you can try it I still don't know where that
hooligan spots it's in the it's underneath in the garage but yeah I'm
I don't think it's on the back it's on the opposite road right by the tanker you
mark that little entrance in you go in there and go right these days he's he's
walled it off oh oh I marked this bad boy
God there's been a bit finicky I thought he's my policies and let's proceed
let's proceed with great haste let's go mark those to see if mr. Tagood is here
yep
I would put you into the tent. I would manhandle you. I would Peter handle you with it. Not
even worth the attempt. They do not call me the LeBron James of dark half nothing.
That's right, if not, I'll go around and talk about it again.
I am peanut 1v5 me, I don't know how that'll, is it, how, what are the logistics on that?
Man, you know what this means, we're gonna come across some five-stack.
Yeah.
Why does everyone's wife love peanut I promise you're getting seated on
Is that a correlation or is that a court is that is your regular a correlation between enjoying the streaming
infidelity infidelizing my infidelizing you were wives oh my god I'm so sorry
I'm sorry. I made a great mistake.
Oh, that's a good one.
I made it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, thank you, good trick, good trick.
Thank you.
Pedro was distracting me with his great grooves
and his great moves.
That's right, boys.
This is an exhilarating raid, let me tell you.
Exhilarating.
All right, this man here.
Is he not a single soldier's map, but ours?
They're on here.
I think we should switch servers.
Go to one of the more main ones.
What do you guys think?
Just get some action.
Go to one of the main ones, what do you guys think?
This is a decision action!
I need a sea quest on this one.
Well, I'm probably going to be my El Gissel.
El Gissel? Are you sure, boys?
Yeah, I have two big dogs.
What's the number, are we on?
Wouldn't you like it?
Oh, wouldn't you like to know whether, boy?
I see what you are doing, I see what you are stealing.
A weather man and a weather boy.
Mr. Hutch, I know the new episode of Love Island is live on air, but please, you must make this your last grade.
At the summer TV show, it doesn't come out until next summer. I've already watched the season finale.
It is summer right now, and I would not be proud.
Summer's coming to an end.
Guys you have two quick books
All right, we're gonna rating range ten years
Got one the one other ones directly above us
This way this way faster. We got you shot
What shot oh my gosh there are people here what we do outside there
I just heard a bullet someone shot. They're on the force power. I don't get down the book
You talking about exhilarating Ray well, it's gonna get another book which is I can do half the glass look worm
Just gonna chop me up
I'll go locate them you get the book and then you come over here and kill them okay
Okay, I'll get the book and then I'll kill those guys. Yeah, that's because I don't have that question
Go mr. Hutch. I'll be right there. I'm sure grab this book is really a quick like are we right there?
Yeah, I swear I'm gonna grab a couple of stats though.
Where the hell am I?
I don't know, I've never gone up these stairs.
I don't know.
Oh, yes I have, yes I have.
I can still eat stuff you're allergic to in the stash, right?
And it just,
I believe so, I believe so.
Yeah, well, I think you would have to be able to eat stuff
you're allergic to the stash,
because if you didn't,
then you would technically be able to kill yourself.
Yeah. I don't know what that would look like if you died in the stairs.
He's died in real life, probably.
Died in real life. You died in real life.
You said power station, Hutch? There at the power station?
I thought so. I think I heard the bullets up.
Where's the bookstore again?
It's over here, Dad.
Oh, I think you killed him, I mean, I was running really fast.
Your eyes are beautiful, it's...
Kind of like goes outside, right? Yeah, that's what it sounded like to me, but there is a chance
I don't know what this
I don't know what this would be
far left
Inside stop moving
possibly black division
Oh God
Oh God
Oh, gosh
Oh my God, I did it my God
Oh
This guy's a whole put to it up here by the god
It was a congregation
Mercy he's gifted
Yeah, it is with a baby with a massive. Oh
I know why there's no one on the map. Why these guys have been murdering people. Oh
Oh
Gotcha penis
You still need a flash drives
Yes
I got one for ya.
The Greatest, the Greatest.
We need a lot of questions for ya.
I know it's got a bore, but we're doing a lot of questions.
We're making good progress.
Tell people out.
They need to get back over here.
Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Taking a shortcut.
Yeah!
Ooh, it's gonna be just a second.
I'm coming, boss!
Go, go, go, go!
It was the bad men act. It was the bad people.
Outside of power.
There's no grenades.
Above it.
You're a tupper power?
We're like, uh...
You just kill two people inside of the warehouse.
That's your...
That's your fucking voice.
The better is yet to come.
Gotcha!
Thought you could just take a little walk down memory lane, did you?
A little Sunday drive
No, no, no, I'm yeah always ready to strike
I'm coming out of the back of Gosan
Wreckley toward you. Where you guys at? Okay?
That's over on the audience. I have power above power
I'm outside now, you know, you know, the crates are extra power not particularly
There's a pump power me, what is that? I don't know if they're underneath this be
Or out in the woods. I just read downstairs. I'm now outside downstairs. It's these big crates
Yeah, yeah, so just keep running straight. I don't know where those nades were it could be underneath
You guys that
They usually
Hmm. Well, you know, I know I know I'm at the bottom of the street. I'm just
Coming to you. I don't know where these guys are. It could be underneath us
Like that. I'm gonna do it. You'll be
No, no, oh, yeah, I guess. Oh, you're not wrong
You sure there's more?
Okay, I mean I heard a grenade after I killed those guys and it was not even close to us so
They're in the forest or underneath in the grush have to be one or the other
I'm beeping I'm beeping, but I'm not seeing
If I die right now, I lose so many quests. It's not even funny
me. You should probably just take the win. Yeah, just take the wave? Yeah, I mean, maybe.
What about the money? What the action? I'll run around and possibly die. Is your car up?
Hey, are you, wait, you just go to a giant stone fence? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just leave the charge.
We'll be right behind you.
I'm on the road right now, running.
I'm on the road running, yes, I'm right at the road.
I'm on the top.
I'm right behind you, I'm right behind you.
Yeah, I think I heard Gavik up top.
I'm a heavy boy.
Is the car up?
Is the car up?
We take, we take.
No, no, no, no.
He's just going to scav.
That was me, she's a scav.
I mean, you have to be under.
Let's, let's get up!
Just everything's fine over here, everything's fine over here.
Everything's good.
The tree scav shooting through the trees
All those tree scabs. Oh, there's a rare very rare. I'm into power. You're lucky conversations clear. Yeah, I
Would only be saying clear. I'd say we didn't get shot
I think we're gonna start making our way to the extract it might just be a scab door to grenade
What though
No, it's too far. I was inside crouch looting a body when the name went off
Yeah, let's go let's go really let's go really get out of here. We don't have our way ever come ever come
Oh, yeah, what?
Go back go back guys some action. I need some blood
Let's all walk around 40 minutes. It's got me into some issues for blood
We go somewhere that we switch to a better server. Let's go to somewhere with a lot of people
You got any more chance? I do not have got some I'm at power station at the moment
I got some peas that I can't eat
They're heinous a heinous allergy the peas are nice is you a little bit of water and I'm you a little bit of water
I can't eat no peas.
I'm currently walking towards the X-ray.
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
Data raid.
I'm a little heavy.
Data raid.
A little heavy.
Oh.
Oh.
Get on gears of war, Pia, come on.
Did the new one come out, the E-date or whatever?
The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
gears of war, E-date?
He definitely took the better route.
I am back in the middle of the fucking store, dag, on it.
Oh.
I bet you're running.
Was that you running?
Yeah, that's me.
I'm jumping, I'm jumping, I'm jumping.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Wee.
Oh, early access.
Well, guys, really, early access, Gears of War, Gears of War, E-Kickin is out.
That's what I heard.
I heard that Mr. Merks wasn't a huge fan of it.
Really?
That's what someone in my chat says.
It was or what?
Was not.
That's what someone in my chat said.
I like Mr. Merks, but I will say he doesn't like a lot of new games.
That's there are you know, there are some people that are very hard to please I
Wouldn't take that too harshly
I watch the best
Yeah
I was aiming in and I was like, I'm pretty sure one of us is wearing that armrest.
I was waiting for you to shoot. I didn't want to pull the trigger first.
Thank God we shot. Thank God.
Everybody's waiting.
Let each other, we both stopped it.
Right up in each shot. I started blasting.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
I got an 88 one in this thing. Oh, that would have drawn me a bot
Hey, nobblies is any five five. Oh, good. Have you broke my arm and it was nothing but with
Bipolishes. Oh, good. That's so funny. Where's gimmick at? Where's that gimmick guy?
I'm I'm heading to Emreco. I'm just heading along the road. You guys are heading in the building. Well on the road
I'm very happy to see you guys are gonna be there. I'm a heavy boy. I have to take little rests
You should see my thighs though. They're absolute. I mean they're like rocks Wow
We learn not to shoot each other in the legs today in a pretty rough way
We lost lemon actually lemon's dead. Oh, I'm out of food. I'm starving to death
God bless him. God bless. Okay, those were both my legs are both blackout. Are you fucking dumb? Are you stupid? Those were both my legs and I'm starving! I might genuinely die!
I thought I just got killed, I thought I just got killed, I thought I got killed, stop
really, oh, this is me, you're gonna kill me, you are going to kill me, I'm gonna kill
Excellent rain, excellent rain!
Wow, what a fantastic time, what a fantastic time.
That rain, star!
That rain was boring! That was a snooze bag!
Need some action guys, need some action!
Alright boys, beach!
Beachy me time! Beachy me time!
We're gonna go on a murder spree!
I'm gonna slug super!
Oh my god, they're gonna write stories about it.
We're seeing tales.
We're seeing songs.
Tales.
No.
We'll be running in circles.
We won't complete a single quest, but my god.
Oh my god, will it be action packed?
Will it be action packed?
Memorize that more later.
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
Godspeed!
What loot did you get to be so heavy, Mr. Gimmick?
Oh, I did I do a lot of I got three guns on me. I mean a lot of stuff I need, you know, just
a crazy. Oh, I got out with a couple of goodies. Nothing. Nothing too crazy. I don't remember. I
think I got out with a decision item or two. But let me tell you, I could be like five or
six quests that way. I could be like five or six quests. I know it was a boy rainbow. I got a
a lot of stuff done. I got tons of stuff. Yeah, I got that question open up some more
some more interchange quest for me. Oh, I feel like they move off the energy quest
pretty quick. I don't know. fear me who said I know why you're not playing the gears. You're
scared that you'll get your check time gets humiliated in front of friends. Oh, God, that
is why oh my god I oh no you've got me you've got me you've got me red penis oh
my goodness how could you tell how did you know oh my goodness I must practice
offline for a little before I fly do something so foolish as to as to reveal
my my hand oh he turned my goodies in
are these bad boys in like you do I think that was it yeah I got four I got
four quest time mr. gimmick hey that's pretty good I got two quest up hey guys
Oh
Oh
You should have heard him he said oh real nasty you were saying heinous things heinous things. Oh my I mean
against the homeless
against
Batteries it was ridiculous. It was ridiculous fire fighter
Yeah, for some reason we just went off on the firefighters for some reason
Which is weird because not really a big reason you would ever really hate firefighters
Pretty crazy. It's like we'd be like a cop and you don't like them
Well even then it's probably just like a riot. I'm just over here getting real rich. I got three marketing keys. No big deal
Oh, I'm glad you're less
Gradualist, where do you find those holy cannoli? You know?
He says
Told you about I've been there. I've been there before I've been there. That's a good spot to look for keys
Hmm, I love me faces
You please
I'm going into a reserve raid, but if you guys want a third I'm down. Oh, absolutely
Absolutely, huh?
Let's go down
and go get a real red in this.
Marked room that I keep finding red key cards
and injector's cases.
I am so envious.
Oh my goodness.
And red rivals.
Oh my goodness.
I'm so envious.
I just want to feel off your skin and wear it
and then look in the mirror and talk.
I'm so envious of what?
Marked room keys.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness. Oh God. Oh God. I'm so envious of all those monkeys. You must show me your ways. You must show me how to get them. Oh my goodness.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should loot and not die.
I never die. I never die. I'm ridiculous.
Oh, I never die. I've never died even one time.
Wait, I don't even know if I have a reserve task. I just started getting and you're behind me for sure
I
Don't even go to reserve
They have a like a like a handsome requirement
It'd be a certain level of handsomness to go to reserve
That's why only I can go and Jinzy must have some friend on the inside
I have hacks
That's right, that's right. I forgot you hear that on the internet. I heard that on Twitter. I heard that on Twitter
I heard it on Reddit. Oh, I did read it is the greatest spot to go
Let me say all you meet is great people that just want to help and
Be helpful. It's it's a wonderful whimsical place. Whenever I'm feeling down and out
I go on reddit and I say hey guys
guys. I used to be a encouragement and when they just whipped me into shape, they what
a sweet place to go.
Hmm. Hmm. Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What are you going to do if you want a guy in towards a very cool. Oh my goodness. Incredible
story of great legend. I think I've heard that story of the hieroglyphs in Egypt.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
that's that might be true wait what are we what are we doing next
guys we don't just get the emblem let me swap let me swap my servers I want to
get to the blam I want to kill some people you know what we should do I
have an idea we've got a shoreline oh no you know what we can do you know we can
What what you know what you know what I have a great idea. You know what what?
You know what we can do what
You know what you know what you know what we can do we can go to
You know what we can do?
We can do the boring ass questline.
We can do the boring ass questline and in the process,
kill many, many innocent people.
And at the end of it, we can go to Icebreaker.
What do you think about that?
A dog tag case.
Oh my goodness, you lucky dog.
You lucky dog.
It's a boring ass quest. Is it truly boring?
Dude, I said borough
Dude, I'm you know, I'm really
boring ass boring ass, you know
Borea and Aurora Borealis is boring ass
Find out from more from traders about the connects you already got your poster I get it
No, oh for God's sakes. Oh my goodness the customs one really I figure cost 700 kid again and four thousand euros leave now
700 K 700 again, I'm hearing
I've got that much right now
Wait, is that even?
Is that even worth it?
That's not even worth it. I don't know like you'll definitely make a profit for all that
It's not gonna be a shoot
And four thousand euros dude. There's no way
Why do they do that? No, I'm pointing to one guy. That's why there's one guy. That's why one guy
You know one guy is mischievous. I could vision got tier four armors now
And they've rushed all the loot too
What?
They still want to fix it is what they're saying it is 700 K and 4000 euros
Oh, mr. Reyes, dad
I want to get some white goods
Thank you, and I'm mad
At least a squid, my boyfriend is a white good bad good
I'm mad
You guys figure out what we're gonna do
Thank you, my boys, be dead to my boys
I got quests everywhere
Thank you boys, thank you gentlemen, thank you boys, thank you guys
I believe customs factories round zero. Energy
Streets woods if I got quests everywhere
Are you sure we're not getting one guy? I feel like we're getting one guy immediately
If you're getting one guy, then I'm getting my whole chat guide. I well, what if they're getting one guy to just be
I'm gonna go take a tinkle while she goes out. I'll be right back right back.
Hey, I'm talking to a bunch of guys so I can get... Oh, got it. Yep, got it. There it is. Got it.
I don't remember where to go.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Transit is...
Oh, yeah, the transit's 400...
I think what they're saying is the transit's 400K
would go there directly as 700.
Uh...
Okay.
Interesting.
Let me see...
Hold on, maybe that is a bad idea.
Let me see if there's some exciting quests
that will lead us to great PvP epic battles
that people sing songs about.
Let me see, I've already switched the server to a much more populated one.
Or a mini more hooligans we can kill.
Hmm, let me see, let me see here, let me see, let me see here.
Wait, Ghost says transit was 700k yesterday.
Oh my goodness, that is a dubious amount, that is a dubious amount.
I already did that. What the hell? Why did they strip that away from me?
All these quests are horrible. These are all terrible.
He's on poop garbage diarrhea
You will keep the van of the health and sort medical services director on woods. Okay. That's okay. That's a good one
And then we'll just tell everybody there and that's right
My back we're going to woods, Mr. gimmick. We're going right to one
Okay, I can I can make that happen. I can make a question with much
I got a bunch. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Let's see
Ice cream cones, uh, we need Jimmy one zero for the
Well, what do you need 104 German stash key?
Oh, we'll go get that. That's a good idea. You hop in.
Oh, eliminate any target without wearing any armor and helmets on woods.
You should have that. Oh, my goodness.
I'm doing. I told you.
We got to get you moving. We got to get you moving.
We got to get you moving. We got to get you moving.
We got to get to move it, but she didn't get here.
This is so time to waste me.
We're finished.
We're finished.
Ooh, oh, should I just bring out my good gun, but with, okay, yeah.
We're bringing it out.
Oh.
We're bringing it out.
Oh.
Is Genji not coming?
No, Genji's here.
Right.
Genji's here.
I'm sorry.
I'm afraid.
Yeah, I'll be out soon, but you guys go.
Well, I gotta buy two markers, and then I'm going to go.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Bing bang boom
All right, no armor for me you're selfish that is why he's behind. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm selfish. No, I apparently I'm selfish. That's the reason you're behind. Oh
No, I mean the real reason is that I missed Tuesday. So I'm behind everybody
No, it's because I'm selfish. I'm forced you to miss Tuesday. I
I, I, I was, I was, I had a shoe collection and I, I said, give it, you have to go sign
my shoe collection.
You can't play on Tuesday.
You can't play on Tuesday.
I did.
I took all day.
I did.
I took all day.
Well, you were shining my shoes.
I was progressing.
I was completing quests.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
I mean, you paid me 20 bucks, so I feel like that was fair.
I I don't know if you are going back for like six hours check the back of your hand feeling
It should be sore as you were walking out and beat you over there with a baseball back
And I took the $20 back mm-hmm
Yes, hey labor be labor. I had thought I just misplaced it that it would turn up eventually
No, it will not I stole it from you. I'm trying to beat you over the head. Well, that's right
Oh
That you are in samples to a sample now I needed that $20 I
Also took your talk about gift card out of your wallet as well
It's started with your Wendy's two-for-one coupon. I got that for my birthday
Well, you'll have to get another one the next birthday
McDonald's is the two-for-one. I think there's I wait
There might be more stores than just McDonald's.
McDonald's app?
I can't say that I've ever downloaded an app for fast food.
I've said that I have done that many times.
I've done that many times.
Let's ride!
I
Let's read that stir-bushy fella
Sounds good. Don's app is a
Sick joke shit. I keep forgetting to get a green shimog. Oh
You need to mark two more fuel stashes as well
I did let me tell you something the McDonald's app is a sick joke. They have you accumulate points
They have daily rewards that are always basically the same and they're the equivalent of
Your points so as if you don't go to McDonald's more than once a day
You basically never use your points. It's not even worth it
And you can't use your points alongside the coupons. You only pick one
Hey, this ain't a say it's a heinous crime. It's a heinous crime
It's heinous. It's you go every day
You're gonna die a like a decade earlier, but you're gonna get great deals
There's a guy right so we going are you be lining it to wood camp?
I'm just a man right for me. I'm gonna go behind my tasks. I'm behind you. I think there's a man right in front of me
I just passed the blue fence
Why see you I see you. I'm telling you there's a man right here
Man?
I heard him!
He was right in front of me. I'm talking like walking.
I'm walking right in front of me.
How do you know it's man?
Or lady?
Or lady?
A moment of silence and memory of extortion.
38 men gave their day so he could live hours today.
Rest in peace all 38 soldiers.
It could be her anniversary.
15 year anniversary.
We're not girls at America was it was that was that was in America
Was that
I've heard oh my gosh, there's a guy here. Oh, thank God
What it was oh
God bless. I haven't heard that one. Oh my pranks. I am not well informed of the on this on the matter
Oh
Oh, is that what that movie's about? Oh, God bless God bless. Oh, come on. Oh, I've, oh, oh, oh.
So I could, I don't know if I've seen that movie.
Is it only from the movie or did it happen real life?
Until you give, I heard someone right from you.
Your life? Oh my God, oh God bless God.
Did you maybe hear Mr. Sniper's scam?
No, I'm just kidding, someone walking right in front of me, it was right in front of me.
Terry?
No, the guy's name at the top of the rock is Terry, Paul.
Paul, Paul Farshwad.
Right.
Paul Farshwad, but Paul Terry's about.
No, no, no, no, no, Terry is in Mexico for the weekend.
Right, don't know, but Terrying about, it's a term, you Terry here and there.
What?
What is Terry on about?
You call you from Mexico?
Wait hold on I need
Oh, okay. Okay. Did you get that one?
I think I got that one. I don't know if you did. I don't think you could get it.
It was a perfect head shot and he died. What did Terry say from Mexico?
No, Terry in Mexico is different from one who Terry's
He Terry's here and there Terry by the rivers back from Mexico easy. Did he come back? Yes. Yeah Terry's back from Mexico
That's great news!
Oh! Take those, take those, take those, take those!
Terry, the Terry is back from Mexico.
Oh, that is so great to hear, that is so great to hear.
Very exciting, yeah. That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm trying to say.
Oh, that's great! That's great news!
I've missed Terry.
Oh, that's so great to hear. Did he have a fun time in Mexico?
He shook up the sun?
I haven't talked to him yet, but he has a hell of a tan.
Oh, that's so great.
That's so great. Oh, I see two. Wait, are those BMCs? Or were those very determined scavengers?
Oh, there's a guard, there's a guard. One guard down, one guard down.
Good.
Oh, god, oh, god.
It's just you. Who's this human?
You don't know what to do, do you want?
Oh, it's just a scav.
You first, you first. You first.
I see someone he's hurt he's hurt he's going to the warehouse I see I see you yeah I don't
think I got on me there's a tree in my way oh my god I have no legs is that behind oh
Oh god.
Now you're just being racist.
You're just...
You took my legs, you took my legs.
You took my legs.
Oh god, I didn't bring a C-Rex kid either.
You're just...
Oh god.
I got one, I'm dropping it, I'm dropping it, I'm dropping it behind the...
What the fuck, why would you drop it over there? I have no legs!
Just take an hour for me to get over there!
OH GOD! OH MY GOD!
gimmick please god help me!
Please god save me!
I'll stop behind the fucking trees, I can't shoot these idiots.
Oh god.
oh god every single one of us got behind the bush oh god oh god okay let me make the
journey some more door for the CMS kid you jackass I'm busy
no I hit him in the fucking chest or the head is unarmored head and this man
He bounces it off. Oh, he's built different. He's built way different than us
He's built way different than us. I tried not bouncing the bullet. Oh
Probably did some people are hard headed
He's there definitely hard headed. Oh
You promise
Wait behind us where we're we're we're like a we're tearing about
Terry is there for me to go is there by the Mexico Terry Terry is that you
Terry are you back from Mexico I'd love to hear about your trip definitely here
I
Somebody's taking out the guards somebody else is here
Maybe this is
But I'm back to maximum power I back there by there by the warehouse there by the warehouse behind it
Oh, yeah, I should be one down the cabin swiftly
That's the next one.
Let's see how it's going to.
Eric, is your birthday?
It is!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Gimmick.
birthday to you!
I appreciate that.
And maybe more!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I don't know what, yeah, yeah!
I appreciate that.
Very kind of you.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're going to be hearing that every single day.
Every single day I come into chat.
I start with about 150 Happy Birthdays.
Well, let me roof them not a celebrate birthday.
We should pull a prank on gimmick, and when it's his real birthday, he literally doesn't
eat anything.
Nobody celebrates at all.
We don't say happy birthday, we don't give him presents.
We don't play with him, we don't even talk to him.
We don't even know.
We just don't even know his existence.
Fuck gimmick.
Fuck gimmick on his birthday.
Oh no.
I agree.
We just don't know this existence
Fuck gimmick fuck gimmick on his birthday. Oh
You know I see we send him threats. I see we send him threats
Okay, I'm still alive this person. I don't know this sniper rock. Oh my god. No, that's closer. That's closer. Oh my god
Thank God thank goodness. I
Just about to shot right up ahead. Oh
I don't have armor dude. I don't have armor.
There's level four armor in a black box on the third cabinet.
Technically I have armor. An armored rig in my inventory.
Technic.
Oh wait, there's one over there as well?
Who's in front of me as well? I gotta move.
Fuck this guy behind me. Fuck him.
There we go.
Oh god! Oh, I've done all I can do.
Don't you get it?
Are you dead?
No, I'm just I've just participated a lot and since now it's your turn
That's your turn. Oh, I'm going out. We're doing it
You're gonna get it's all of good. I'm not gonna lie you as you were surrounded. I used to run it. Oh god
Oh, good heavens. It's definitely a person behind a shooting us in the head
Switching back to my moving up. I'm going to the main warehouse. No angle on that. Yeah, I'm definitely not picking that
You dead person dead person in the Great Way House too? Do you dare be with the Great Way House?
Oh, come on.
Did we get Sturman?
I think he might be dead. He might have killed him or something.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Gotcha!
I
Have a black arm, and I don't have a CMS because I have to give it to somebody who forgot their CMS
I'm standing this cab you should be more prepared
I know I know I'm gonna be more prepared you should be more prepared machine. I can't believe you did me a CMS
Double CMS ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous a vast standard of men
Vast and prepare you are vast and prepared
Oh, no, oh, this is why your father left
He did yes, yes
You've been wearing a VR headset for 20 years. It's a fake down. Please me. No, it was a dude a guy in a VR headset
I programmed him
Programmed him to raise you really yes
Yes
I think you did a pretty good job. You're welcome. You can take the VR headset up now
This is real life.
Moving on, moving on.
What are you up to?
What are you doing?
We're surrounded.
What are you doing to advance on a progression of this match?
Well, they must be sure.
That they get antsy and walk into and then I'll have a perfect shot up.
Oh, you got the cabin covered.
You got the cabin covered.
Is that right?
I can see out to the entire wood camp and now I've exposed myself.
I've got a dead person.
I'm running towards...
Yeah, oh, I'm gonna get a dead PFC with it with his dog. I saw this has to be the person he shot 100% 100%
Right, I'm in where I use the warehouse
But the bad man is right here. You can take a dog. I mean, just do it by cell
And here my hair coach
Yeah
Yeah
One down, one down.
That wasn't the guy on the original side, right?
Is that your first kill of the night?
No, it's my...
Many accolades, many...
Oh shit!
Cops, cops, I mean...
You missed every shot?
So are you shooting at me?
Are you shooting at someone else? I let you finish your fight.
Are you shooting at me?
Downing!
Yeah, I'm in big bitch.
Where are you, are you dick rock?
I'm a dick rock, he's not dick rock as well.
He's with me.
Let me go if you, I'm shooting anybody on the top of it.
You're not on the top of it.
Oh no, I'm on the front of it.
the number mill he's on the back of it
looking
listen here you fool I've basted your lad I've basted your lad that would best
you with ease this is your final moment you will die here I see it I see it
Okay, this guy's good. This guy is good. I can tell by his movement. This is gonna be a challenge
I might need you to help me out for town. Are you ready up on the left side, right? Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna go around the right one second sir. Got a drink of nice Coca-Cola
I see
Shoot you hold on one second a couple fish. I'm gonna eat a couple fish sir
One second you mind if I eat a light snack
I'm gonna peek him. One shot.
I'm right till I'm swinging slow.
More like a hundred shots and no kills.
I will prove you wrong right now. Easily.
Don't shoot me because I'm on the opposite side.
I got a green ball of clava. I don't see nothing dude. I don't see nothing. Is he running running running I'm
In the back of the rock he's on top of it. Maybe again. I don't know I'm gonna grenade the back of the rock
I'm okay. I'm gonna go ahead. Hey good. Excellent idea. Good to get you
Did you get him? Are you dead? I don't hear any cron
Holy shit I'm so fucking dead oh fuck this guy's insane!
I'm still alive I'm still alive I'm still alive
This guy's crazy this guy's insane this guy's crazy
This guy's half as rocker this guy's half as men
He's got Costa B got Costa B
Stay back! Stay back!
Is he up top?
No, no, no.
He's like right in front of me.
He's like right in front of me.
Let me try it.
What the fuck?
Stupid pussy.
There's a player scam right there.
You might have been a streamer.
Dude, I think he's on top.
I hear him on top.
You're not moving around right now.
I am moving.
I am moving.
I am moving.
He's right in front of me.
He's literally 10 feet in front of me.
10 feet in front of me.
We are kissing each other.
You don't know what to do.
feet for me ten feet for me I we are kissing each other you're holding each
other's tones
I lit him up duties one shot he's one shot I got him I got him I got him
I like that, I like to taste that, he's the one for my taste.
They got quick snap, they got quick snap.
I had the taste of it, I had, I had the taste of it.
Revested it with ease, I'm going to invest it with ease.
Oh man.
Excellent, what's the difference?
Excellent, what's the difference?
Excellent, what's the difference?
Excellent, what's the difference?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh man, I respect.
Yes, I'm dragging my taste along.
Oh shit, wait, who's that?
Drag my tit along. Oh shit. Wait. Oh shut. Yeah, somebody else just showed up
They're on the other side of let's let's let's go fuck up
Excellent idea
Swipe foreplay
Oh fish 82 1 6 and dear mr. Peanut my fiancee and I recently got engaged and we love your content
Keep being a silly goose while drinking silly juice
God speed, don't get the force.
It's very easy to get the force.
Okay, somebody has paid the BTR to shoot people,
and he is literally coming toward our direction.
I can tell it's paid because I saw the gun turning.
Get out of here now.
Now, it is heading right towards us.
It is heading right towards us.
Beautiful, beautiful.
I'm going to peek it so I can shoot the guy that comes out of it.
Would you shoot the guy that comes out of it?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see him.
I see him.
Oh my god.
Look at him.
Oh my god.
Look at him.
Oh.
Guy towards you sick.
Guy towards you sick.
With a BTR, still shoot us.
Now there's part.
Thank you, YouTube!
Oh, guy towards you sick, guy towards you sick.
Will the BTR still shoot us? Now there's part.
No.
Say it too easy, too easy.
I promise.
I promise unless someone else is in the face of a bus driver, you know?
So you're shooting?
No, that's not gonna be...
Oh, I see you.
Holy canola. Oh, I'll be more. Okay. There's a guy towards you sec by the way. I heard shots. This is me. This is me.
Oh, I need to kill these guys for my quest!
How do they do it?
Okay, don't...
Are you serious?!
He's shooting at me!
He's shooting at me!
He's shooting at me! I'm in the middle of the road, he's shooting at me!
I don't want to die! I don't want to die, not do I?
You are you serious?
I don't want to die. I would love to be alive.
I only killed three.
Oh, just a blast dance.
I'm out of stamina in the middle of the road and he's blasting me.
He was just sitting there.
No, I was one second away from shooting him.
He was shooting me in Dastardly.
He was a Dastardly bastard.
He was a Dastardly bastard.
Oh my god, dude. I'm keeping all this in mind. I'm keeping all this in mind. I'm so glad I knew the dead lion.
He was a dad to me bastard.
Oh my god, I'm so glad I knew the dead lion.
Yeah, you stole that lion from me, gimmick. You are a thief and a liar.
I'm so glad I looted that lion.
You're a thief and a liar. A thief and a liar you are.
A thief and a lion?
How many more kills do you need?
Seven.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's ridiculous.
Uh-oh.
We're meeting the subject the scab house perhaps change you think
It wasn't I supposed to do I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I see you better run what the hell oh
Yeah, Vendetta, I mean, I don't know where these fuel I marked the fuel tanks that are by that rock were nearby
He's coming for us. Oh, I need to get Sherman stash the road. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, wait Sherman
and did die.
Oh, should we go check him?
Yeah, I'm gonna draw my back leg right here.
Let me go grab your key.
It's probably too late for Sturman.
We can...
No, no, no, no.
I don't think you may lose it if I eat out of the child's ability.
I might have even killed him with, like, my last shot.
You mean?
Okay, okay.
I mean, if you say so.
Maybe, maybe you never know.
If you say so, Mr. Peanut, if you say so...
Me?
Me?
That's a promise.
You promise.
You really did come true.
And we're dead if he's still there.
We're the city of dreams.
What's that?
Oh, finally.
Scabbed down.
Oh, fantastic.
Also, why are you not getting credit for me killing scabs?
I'm dead.
Wait, what?
skin of the the most the crass cracked scab of the century just fucking peek me
and oh my god there's another PMC here holy crap what the hell fuck you fuck
you walk in peanut the hell's just got behind the whole time
what's the dingle hey hey you get over here young man
god damn battle for the ages a battle for the ages whoa this guy was stealing
I get one tap by a scout just delete it
this fucking quest can't wear armor what the hell is this what is it like why
does this quest even exist I have no am with any my guns there's someone walking
I'm freezing to play it.
He's the wheeze.
I think I was stubborn.
Didn't want to die.
I told him I was going to grab a couple of goodies or I'll skedaddle on out of here. Don't you worry, boss.
Don't you worry, I'll be just gonna take care of you. I'll be it loves you
I could not even imagine I could not even imagine right now the torment and toil you are
You are going through
You know, I could have been done with the court. I could have been done.
It would have been very easy. My teammate ran off and got one tap by a scaven.
Finally showed up. Well, I do have bad news. This guy put the key in his bum hole, so we
will not be seeing it anytime soon.
Anytime soon, we will not be seeing it.
Uh, unfortunately, I know that really doesn't really apply anymore.
Do the circumstances of the situation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I can listen rest assured rest assured we will, we will, we will
get you back in here and we bring it out.
Nothing.
I'm bringing out a fucking.
SKS next round
Where is no amadia you sir you sir no
No impossible
It's an impossibility
That's an impossible
Give me but let me tell you something when I run into the extract. I want you to know something
Okay, I
Want you to know
Then I'm gonna kill that stupid scab in your honor
And your honor I will in that stupid scabs alive
Oh, thank you swiftly swiftly with great execution great execution
I would I would be I would be tormenting him. You know, I'm even gonna shoot his legs out
I'm gonna shoot every limb on his body before I finally put run right between his eyes. Oh
There he is now
I don't think that's him. I think he was more this way.
That wasn't him?
That wasn't him. That wasn't him.
Is this him? Is that him?
Wait, where is this guy?
Oh, sorry, I wasn't watching. My stream dropped once and not twice.
Is that him?
That's not him either. He's to the left.
To the left?
Yeah, yeah, he's right over there.
Oh, this bastard.
He's playing with my emotions. He's trying to make me fall in love.
Yeah, it's gonna be before I got with him and moved to Italy.
Or we could just keep playing video games for the rest of our lives.
Yeah, or that, Gigi. Great, great point. Not really on topic, but you know, I mean...
Oh, there he is. Careful, he's at high level.
Bam! I've... I've... I've revenge you with ease!
I've revenge you with ease!
I'm not sure if any of those were the right scav, but you know what? Screw it.
You know what, screw it. I hope he lives a long and happy life. It's probably a player scav maybe.
Don't worry, Mr. gimmick. I'm taking care of the problem. I'm taking care of the problem.
I appreciate it.
You are so welcome. You are so welcome. You are so welcome.
Oh my goodness. I have helped you so. I have helped you so greatly. I've helped you so greatly. You are so welcome.
Now let me eat some food and some water. I'm quite thirsty and hungry.
Oh, a little bit of fruit and water.
Just a quick taste, a quick bite, a quick bite to eat.
A quick bite, a quick bite.
Oh, you put the mask on.
Good thing.
Oh, no, that's your stupid man with stupid ideas.
What a ridiculous suggestion.
A ridiculous, oh, ridiculous.
Ridiculous suggestion! Ridiculous!
Oh!
Ridiculous! I cannot believe you even suggest that.
The gall of some people. The gall of some people. I must say. I must say.
Can you read through these headphones?
Yes. Yes, there is.
I
Now I
Let's leave all of you boys follow me
You don't need all that shit
So we should give some back to nature back to mother nature
You should give some
Something bad.
Yeah.
We'll just spin it all in one place by the nature.
We'll just spin it all in one place.
She gives...
That's... that might be the guy.
God damn!
Maybe that's him.
Is that really him?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Let me see.
Let me see. Does this look familiar?
Is that something very powerful?
He's very powerful. 1850.
1850.
oh my god there he is
oh
i don't feel so good i don't feel so good i'm not feeling
like tip time save me if i don't have abscond sense feels i'm dead oh thank god thank the god's the
older than new whoo whoo they're healed him legs they're healed him legs i'm gonna
You better prioritize them legs.
I'm on it! I'm on it! I'm on it!
Don't you worry about it. I'm on it.
I'm bleeding out of my ass right now. I don't know what's going on.
My guy is so hurt. It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
I ask the curse.
Just constantly bleeding no matter what you do. You're just always bleeding.
You have to take out that Dr. Jekyll thing.
That thing is disgusting.
This should be worth 20 points not one point. Is it really worth one? It's worth one point
My god, we're the one actually boy
The eddy both I'm SKS Lord have mercy I'm back down Lord have mercy dude
I
Rascons don't tell you they have to they have to offer us a way to teach our stupid perks
I cannot I cannot wipe this doctor Jekyll. I hate mr. Dr. Jekyll. Oh
If that was that it pretend I miss a dr. Jekyll that is what I hate him
That hold on not
That's how hold on
No, I'm interested dr. J. No, this is
Hold on you're misunderstanding my message
See he's a cow is hiding
Mad but you don't want him to go
What like a little persnickety I'm very upset with dr. Take on a big deal very I'm so dr. Take off
Give me a baby Alan one side is far larger than the other it's lopsided
That is that's that
Curse dr. Take off
I really hope someone's camping here and just clocks me right in the side of the noggin
as I'm extracting.
That'd be so lovely.
That'd be so lovely.
Any moment now, any moment now, the bullet will just come whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, right
across my screen into my eyeball. I cannot take it.
And we're out!
Silly prey, gentlemen, excellent rain!
Another great rain!
Wow!
Oh!
Oh!
I started at the regular time!
I started at the regular time!
There's no need for a discord notification.
I said the regular time!
That is well known, very well known!
Oh, Mr. King, time over for this boy!
Good man, good, I'm bad!
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. You were eight minutes late
You wait it's like that's you right now, buddy. That's you right now. It was I was
Fascinally late. That's that way everybody be going. Oh, where's Peter? Where's Peter that was Peter the bam
I walk in everyone says there's peanut everyone's excited to see me everyone says wow peanut you get a new haircut
You look much thinner
It's a technique. It's a technique just trust me. Oh, I killed four PMCs. Oh my goodness
Yeah, I was crack-a-lack in that rain
There's much less than I want I've killed many many of PMCs I
Bet you I'll go PMC for PMC with you right now
No, you go PMC for PMC with you right now right now I want I'd like to see a school
Any TMC kills I am 74 ha yeah, I have nowhere near that
By the way, I've been looting to be honest
Looting yeah, I need to do my quest. I have not been questing
It's you me both you and me both. Ah, all right guys. I'm ready. Did she not question himself as well
Yes. Oh God. Oh God. Yep. I screwed up big time this time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time.
Dude, actually that is so weird. Me and gimmick are the ones not doing quests, but you are. That is weird. We like flip flop.
What do you mean flip flop? What does that mean? I'm a very good...
Never do quest. I'm a very good planet stays focused in all times. I'm focused on my goal at all times. I
Never decided my goal. Sorry. Am I dreaming can someone pinch me, please? I
Hold on house
Hold on everybody knows me as the LeBron James and talk of the one with with with laser focus
I've ever said that peanut
Many people I've said that many people
know many many and I don't mean like a lot I mean like short people like people with
growing deficiencies yes like the gentleman like it's like like three foot
two but he has a very long Gandalf beard yes yes yes yes but they have they
have called me LeBron James and talk of they've called me with about many times
You have heard it. You have heard it. Have you not? Yes, Nick Merckx
You called me the LeBron James of Tarkov exactly think you should
Think you think you think you think you think you think you
I don't believe that
Well, then you are you are you are you know what you are you know what you are you know what you are
You are you know what you are
You are under black rocks
diving hand you are listening to the propaganda if you don't if you don't
believe my little project you talk about that's what's going on here black rock
has infiltrated your mind you've simply let them you've let them walk in they are
paying you they are paying you to not call me the little project we talk about
oh my goodness that's it that's I'm riding a strong word worded letter to
black rock I'm gonna tell them to raise all the all the all the rent for every
single mom that owns a one bedroom condo in America just because of you, Genji.
Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. This is because of you.
This is because of you. Every single mom that owns a one bedroom condo will have their rent doubled.
Will have their rent doubled. Yes. Yes. Yes. Because of you. Because of your actions.
All their baby daddies are gonna have to do more.
Okay, what about we going to now?
Are we not doing woods again?
We could, honestly it was quite action-backed.
White action-backed.
Let's do another woods.
Let's do another woods.
I didn't complete anything.
Oh wait, I need a green.
I need a green.
Smurga.
Bobby Smurga.
Wait, where do I buy that from? I can't even buy one? I probably sold it.
Bobby Smurga's merch shop.
Is there any way you can get your hands on Bobby Smurga's PlayStation that he made?
Is that still available or is it like super rare?
No, I would kill a homeless guy for a Bobby Smurga play machine.
Oh my god.
Can you still get that?
You still get that?
Okay, I need to stash the green shimog
Well, that was soldier boy. That was soldier boy
Can you get this can you still get the soldier boy machine or no
How wait hold on how much is a soldier boy? I'm gonna go to the console soldier boy console for sale
I'm trying to get a soldier boy machine guys. You know what your soldier boy machine is?
Probably pretty affordable, you know, how much he seems like a guy probably pretty affordable.
$200. Is that worth it? Do you think that's worth it? Is that how many games do you think
it has? No, not worth it. What's, but hold on. Wait, guys, you guys are, guys, no, no,
no, no, you guys are thinking about it all wrong. All wrong, guys. I'm not comparing
into like Xbox. If you hold on to a
soldier more machine, it'll turn to
gold. You'll hand this. I'm gonna buy
one. Like it into you. I'm gonna hand
the soldier boy to my machine to my
great grandchild. I'm gonna say,
yeah, take the soldier machine. Buy
yourself a car. Buy yourself a house.
Take a trip to the moon.
Moon trips are available in the
future. Take a trip to the moon.
Take a trip to the moon. Buy
whatever you want because I held on to a
Sojournboy machine and turned into gold. It's basic stocks, basic business.
You think they're gonna appreciate? You're gonna appreciate it?
100% they're gonna appreciate it. Have you not heard of all the financial analysts are
saying it's gold, silver, and Sojournboy machines? Big facts, big facts, said that?
John Finance, said that.
On FinanceTV.
On Finance.com.
On Finance.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Holy crap.
Yes.
That's a reliable source.
That's a very reliable source.
on Amazon, they can't be legal just like Soldier Machine, Soldier Mance, Soldier Mance machine.
There, it looks like a little Game Boy color, but it's got like a high-res LCD screen, and it's
got every Game Boy, Super Nintendo, regular Nintendo, and Nintendo 64. Yeah, I bought one,
and they're, they're the real deal. They're the real deal, really? Oh, dude, I would take it on
complaints. Oh my god. Oh my goodness.
Thank you, Corona trigger on it.
That's right. That's right.
Oh.
Okay, hold on.
Google says it's worth this. Google knows not. Google knows not. Google knows. Google knows
nothing. I'm telling you guys, if you hold on to a soldier when we see him for the next
50 years, it'll be worth millions, millions, maybe, maybe, billions.
No, maybe maybe even billions. Yes
Billions maybe even billions guys. I tell you what I
Listen you should be telling your kids now
invest
invest invest invest in
so-and-so boy machines
It's the
You just listen. All right. Nobody gets it. Nobody understands. Nobody understands. Nobody understands
Nobody understands nobody understands nobody understands nobody understands listen listen listen if you have a kid
I know it's midnight, but go there and shake him away and shake him away and say okay. Don't do that actually guys
Say quickly buy the soldier boy machine buy the soldier boy machine and that
Don't do that by the way. I see you. I say do it. No do it do it do it do it do it do it
I'm sorry.
Do it.
Go there and yell at them.
Wake them up.
Make them feel like it's a nightmare.
Buy the souls of all these things.
Buy it.
Buy it.
And to really submit them to their mind, submit it to their mind that they must invest
early.
It's an impression.
You're making an impression.
Making an impression.
You're making an impression.
Exactly.
They sort of invested early on Pokemon cards.
No.
No.
They could have been a multi-million.
see my kid with even one pokemon card it's adoption it's adoption time
what do you mean your kid is right next to me on my screen with pokemon cards
really? is that true?
yeah
he's on my screen with pokemon cards right now
What are you teaching my child?
What are you teaching my child?
Everything is not good in the world.
What are you teaching him? What is that?
What are you teaching him?
Little Pete, put those Pokemon cards down now!
Is that a BS-10 Charizard?
Put those Pokemon cards down at once!
Or you are grounded! Or you are grounded!
Put them down. Look at that little guy. Oh look at him. He's so happy. What are you doing? He doesn't even have a cigarette
Oh my god, he's rich. He's rich. He's rich. He's rich. You don't even have the pack of Malbo rents and I bought you for your birthday
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous
He's defying my orders. I am his parental figure. What the hell is going on here?
What is this?
Where the hell is it a piece cigarettes and beer that's not that's what I said
That's what I said
Need a little pee back for a weekend and get them back on the right schedule the right program
He's himself a Malboro red
Don't know where that picture is
Hmm
Also, you know last night I was said I was not a lot of them watch the second half of the Thomas crown affair yeah
I didn't realize how much that how little fevery there is in that movie and how much it's just sort of a
Uh, sort of like a sexual dance.
Oh, you just, you logged off last night
so you just watched porn on your living room TV,
is what you say?
Hell, that's not what we can call it, porn.
It was tasteful.
Tasteful sexual dance.
Good, good, good.
Now let's ride!
when you take some L's, you gotta just, you know, you gotta just bring out nothing.
Cutting off gimmick for the intros is annoying.
What?
What do you think about that gimmick?
What did it say?
You said cutting off gimmick for the intros is annoying.
What do you think about that?
Yeah.
Huh.
Hi, egg.
That was just a scout, there's just a scout right there,
just a scout, it's a black division.
Oh.
Then why did you say they looked like players?
There's one on the wall.
Well, let's get out of here.
Dude, it's either two players went in the back,
there was a scout in the front,
one's peeking us at that rock right now.
Where?
He's literally at the right side of the rock.
I don't see where the right side, are you fooling me?
Are you just making things up, gimmick?
Well, he went behind it.
I think he's on the rocker.
Go check it, it's a joke, it's a joke.
You've been smoking crap.
Sir, my friend seems to think you exist behind this rock.
Is this the one back here?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
You were screaming about these guys.
I saw two thick boys going in from the back.
Not these guys. These are not the ones.
These are not the guys I saw.
Not these guys these are the ones I'm sure shooting at and then I went to shoot them and then I saw two thick boys going in the back
Those guys
I
Want you
What's going on you guys get it you get them I don't know yep, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do stress loot. I'm stress looting
Okay
I think I heard his dad right here.
I should give him a serious of scavengers.
Yeah, well they look great from a distance. Well, no you said they were black division not me
You were like they're they're they're players and I was like they're not moving like players so they got to be black division
Well, they could have been it's better safe than sorry. It's better safe than sorry though. Don't we all agree?
No, we all agree it's better safe than sorry
All right, excellent work, guys.
Excellent work.
Good work, team.
Good work, team.
Good work.
I've done it better myself.
I moved toward Lumber Mill as we speak.
I did the Usec camp at some point,
but I'm going to kill Mr. Shibushi real quick.
Got his key open that box for the first time this way.
Wait, I need to do that for a quest.
Yeah, I thought we just did that last minute.
No, I died in glory and death.
I shoot real player.
Shot the box in front of me 30 times now. He's scared
There's two people on me
One dead oh shit
You're dead. There's one more. Oh god. I believe in you. I believe in you.
Okay
We got three three down three down
For now I gotta my gun up!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Too easy, too easy!
Give the bug a little challenge, Babs.
oh wait who's your dad's
this is a five man six six will be running five man's on one's
I'm out of ammo I got no way I'd use all my ammo those guys
oh god there's another one guys I'm coming I'm right there I'm not even
just even a little bit distracted
Oh for fuck's sake, oh my god.
Oh my gosh, that scathel must be me.
What the hell is going on around here?
This is a madhouse!
Where's the last BMC, GG?
There's the BTR moving its thing to you?
Moving its thing?
Oh thank god, I thought it was like maybe the...
Oh, oh my.
A stop mode on or something.
You can't do this last BFC yet.
I don't know.
Oh!
Where are we?
Did he die to the scav that was next to me?
I don't know, I don't know anything.
I was singing and dancing until I beat back you guys
That's not a bumper bill
Okay, I'm on the lake on the lake stand back. I will find this fool
Is this not him don't shoot me don't shoot me. Oh
Oh
Is that not where are you? I'm behind you. Okay. He's also behind us back. I saw some by this
Yeah, I'm right on the edge of song
No, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Holy crap. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
Dingo Dingo Dingo Dingo
I'm dead
I
Have no heels. Oh my gosh, and I have a bleed
I
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
I killed him!
Come!
Too easy. Too easy.
Give the bugler a...
His alimentary, gentlemen, his alimentary.
It is elementary. It is elementary. It is elementary.
He does have heels. You have them. I'll go find some more.
He has heels in his pockets.
You have it all. I'll find some more.
He has the whole sailor in his pocket.
Oh, you go ahead and have them, Genji. I'll find some more.
Tina, I don't need to say no more.
Oh, Genji! Oh, it's all over you.
I don't know if you've noticed but there's an entire village of dead people around us. We have
plenty of people. I just want to form New Grizzly. I'm sure I'll be fine. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh my goodness boys. We are in flow state. We are in flow state. We are in flow state today.
We are in flow state. By the way, thank you so much for this Grizzly. I appreciate that.
You're a good man. Even in the afterlife, you're willing to help your friends succeed.
You're a good man, Mr. gimmick. And for that, I will bounce on it.
I will bounce on it profusely. Oh. Oh my. Oh, gimmick. Oh. Oh, gimmick. Oh, my.
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, Lordy, I'm about to pass.
Now, let me get those peas from you.
If I pick these peas, do you?
You're so precious to me.
I'm never going to let anything bad happen to you.
If you die.
Oh, were you giving me kisses?
I was giving you kisses.
That is what I was doing, yes.
I was giving you kisses.
Yes.
It's my bottle.
Oh, it's all right.
I got that stupid no-arm request done.
Now I can come out in glory. I had to oh come on come on give it come on
This is the beginning of my greatest glory my greatest glory W's W
W W W this guy all the way over here peanuts. I killed everyone
I
Should be a jail for what I did to those gentlemen
That's crazy
Is it usually automatic?
Yeah
I'm gonna do a
I'm gonna do a scab run while you guys complete this
You know she just leave right now. Why don't you just get down?
Oh, you know, I already, I really, there's no more fighting to do, so let's just get
out of it right now, either way.
Alright, that works, that works.
Oh, I forgot my gold chains to plant in here.
Oh, that is a shame.
That is a shame.
Just dang it.
I'm just crouching behind a log pile and looting a guy.
I was sent a clip, apparently you were not giving the kisses, and I quote, bouncing on
it.
Well, I've always been told to respect the dead, so I respect you the best we have.
Is that it?
That's like a cultural thing?
It's a cultural thing.
I'm Amish.
Oh, they bounce.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Mm-hmm.
That is shocking to me.
Yes, yes.
Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Give me
food. You are welcome. You are welcome. You are welcome.
Mm-hmm. You are welcome. You are very welcome. Thank you.
Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
I do what I must. I do what I must.
I appreciate that. I'm gonna do a scab raid on factory. So it's gonna be very quick. Oh very
sweat. Very sweat. Very sweat. Probably gonna die immediately.
I'm downloading talk off for the first time. Hey,
Hey, oh, that's a stupid idea.
That's just you're a stupid man.
You're a stupid man with stupid ideas.
See you later.
Wait, I'm a little chunky, I'm a little chunky,
I'm a little chunky, I'm a chunky monkey.
You've been having a rough go today, let me tell you.
I do not envy you.
I've actually been largely successful,
loot-wise I'm definitely up.
You know, you're a Chad, you know,
and it's, I'm learning to play with Chad's.
I don't usually play with, well, Lemon's a Chad too,
but I just let him go die.
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty.
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty.
You know how it is.
I've got weightlifting at 6 a.m. tomorrow.
I have to eat a 24-hour steak at 7 a.m.,
which I'm going to return to the gym at 8 a.m.,
eat another 24-hour steak at 9 a.m.,
return to the gym at 10 a.m.,
Eat another 24-hour steak at 11 a.m.
Return to the gym at noon
Eat a 24-hour steak at 1 p.m.
Return to the gym at 2 p.m.
Eat a 24-hour steak at 3 p.m.
Return to the gym at 1 p.m.
The veg of the day. The veg of the day.
Why are you not getting cramps?
At 5 p.m. I return to the gym.
I'm sorry, did you just say I'm not getting cramps?
So she said-
How are you not getting cramps?
No, no, I'm eating and going to the gym them. No, no, this is a daily routine for me Monday through Sunday
Monday through Sunday, I never skip a day. I haven't skipped a day in ten years
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Yep, that's right. That's right. That's right. Mm-hmm. Yep
That's right
Let me tell you something. I take so much roids. I can fit my cock to an iPhone SIM card hole
I'm talking about you're talking about I'm fucking jacked. I'm fucking jacked
My scavenger is in there's 70 people still in my car
What I
I am officer Chad Thundercock. It's in the name. It's in the name is in the name
He's in the name I'm out did you I'm out
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
Sam, they make microwaves?
Ah, the classic Michelin joke!
I remember that one!
I
Mean other tasteful little invite
At your leisure at your leisure guys I killed all four of the first guys
No joke within 20 seconds. I killed the first one at 540 I killed the fourth one at six
Holy dingo, holy dingle
Oh, holy nangle, 20 seconds, 20 seconds for K, 20 seconds for K, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, whoo, whoo.
Oh, I have no space, actually.
I'm thinking what you're thinking, what you're thinking, what you're saying.
I am just drowning.
This is keeping fun though.
So much fun.
That's not what I planned.
Ask me to pee. It's my wife's birthday. She loves you and your content. Will you wish Korea? Happy pegging God speed
Sir nut happy birthday, Cory. May your day be gloriously chaotic bat
Oh, happy what?
I mean what
We see how leisure Mr. Silly gimmick could use a little invite back to the party of course
Happy Birthday Peggy! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Oh, but this room's got magical activities. Here you are, silly gimmick.
Thank you.
Denied!
I
Got me silly give that's why they call you silly give it as they go. Oh, you're silly. This is not right
That's right. So not are you playing with sweaty gimmick, which I do some wipes
You would be getting me those kills because I've got them first. Whoo. I wouldn't let I wouldn't let you touch that loot
I saw you jog all the way over from Bob
Look right and I wanted to be helpful
Stop I knew he was there. I had a I had a a car looted off a scab with no back sights
And then I had the single shot like like brake loading
Thing but it had a decent bullet in it. So I thought all right. Well, I just you know, I saw you boss
I shot in the chest first of all I shot him right in the chest, but that was all I had in me
It was a valley of the dead. It was a valley at the dead. Let me tell you I was
I was honored to be there. I was honored to be I hit him. I got that motherfucker
I shot him right in the heart. He just he had armor and I had my
Udyon I was honored to be in your presence when you fought him in glorious battle
You see and that guy that's right. See I know I will I will join the fight
Even with my in my underwear
Oh my god, don't fight me. Oh my god
Oh my god, I'd be so angry if you fought me if you boxed me like if you got into a fight.
I'm not saying I'm powerful, I'm just saying it's a little bit of a fight to a young man.
Dude, you get in a week from now.
A week from now, once I get my, once I get my Chonies in order, once I get my Laundry
done, get some tasks, get some level 3 traders, you're going to see, it's going to be, you're
going to, your jaw, your peanut jaw is going to drop.
little nuts in there gonna rattle in awe. Oh my glory. Oh my. Right. I can picture now.
I see the vision. I see it. Oh my God. I see the vision. I see it. Wow. Is it glorious?
It's gonna be fucking incredible. You see that? You see the vision. Wow. That is, let me tell
you my senses are titillated. My senses are titillating. You titillating? I'm titillated.
I'm too late. Are you pregnant?
Yes. Yes, I am.
Congratulations.
Yes. Congratulations.
Yes. What a joy.
I've been. Yes, I am.
Yes. Yes.
Yes. That's wonderful.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
I write after a little pee.
You're getting busy, huh?
Yes. I'm I'm not.
Yeah, I'm just after a little pee.
I'm sorry. I'm just a little.
I'm just I don't know who this is. I don't know who this is. You want to I'm just I
Have no who's this is mercy a 10 guys guys. I got 10 guests
Mercy what what question we do it now to the what question I'd never do whatever
I'm down to go back to woods. I got I got quests literally everywhere. I got quests
Let's do a different battle. We can do it once for a decent amount of time.
Uh, let's go...
What if we do a quick...
...tasteful...
...factory raid?
Okay, well...
Okay, well, fuck me...
...in the ass.
Wait, okay.
Let me give an alternative.
We could do a factory raid, or you could take your peanut fist...
...and shove it up my ass.
I'll let you choose.
I'll let you choose.
Okay, all right.
Let me consult my, let me consult my guys first.
Nice.
You really want to go factor.
I've got lots of easy questions there.
But on the other hand, I mean, if I even need to say anymore, I'm down to go factor.
I'm just going to definitely re-kit.
I think that's a game good deal.
You take that deal boys.
That's a damn good deal.
I've lost too much.
And I'm just going to get into some, if I play a bullshit map, I'm going to get into
When if I play a bullshit map, I'm gonna I'm gonna bring a bullshit kit. I've consulted my game
I'm gonna bring a chatter with my game and we just thought we decided what we're gonna do is is is a
Big complex we're gonna go to factory and then I'm gonna fist. I'm gonna fist your ass
There's gonna be both. Okay to be both. We're taking both. We did come for half. Let's see if we came for it all
Game for it all. Okay. All right. Well, let me just completely
re-kit here
Beautiful oh
I know what I'm bringing out to factory. I know what are you doing something crazy?
Actually, yeah, I'm gonna bring out a hot dog. Oh
Like hot dogs mr. Peanut. Oh hot dog like hot dog. Oh, I love hot dogs
I love hot dogs. I will see that dog that well
I have to not think about that video where it's so everybody how they were made as soon as I think about that video
I just I can't do it anymore. I just I can't do it anymore. I mean, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna be honest it completely. I'm completely unaffected
Completely unaffected by the video with it. Were they sure you had any hot dogs? Yeah
Interesting give me that pink you oh my goodness. It's disgusting
Give me that oh no, no. Oh god you hear this this warlock is disgusting me
I don't give a shit dude. I'll eat them raw. I'll eat them. Oh my god. Yeah, you want to
Honestly all those factories where they do all that food stuff. I just I never want to see it
I saw it's one factory where it was on it's like a Tik Tok or something where they were just killing pigs on repeat with this machine
Have you seen that one?
I've seen I don't know if I've seen that one but I've seen similar ones also. I'm not bringing what I thought cuz I don't have a rig
good enough to carry the
Giant mags for my came to factory. Do I just kill him with with the odd?
I don't think of the odd
I have seen the slaughterhouse videos though. Yes. Yeah, I've seen him. I've seen him. Oh
It's no good. It's no good. What's happened to them animals?
It's better if I just don't know and I just don't enjoy the delicious meats.
It breaks my heart as I go to a restaurant and eat my burger.
As I go to Texas Roadhouse and I enjoy a succulent steak.
Let's proceed, let us proceed!
I've been to Texas Roadhouse.
Yeah? Oh, I know. I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We all ordered we all ordered a giant amount of food. We all ordered a burger and fries
We took one bite and left. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes
That is what guys we went to fix road house and we ordered by six
appetizers
And we each ordered a burger by the time the burgers got there
We were all really full so each took one bite of a burger and simply got up got up and left
It was I've never I've never been I've never done that at a restaurant before it was new experience
Me neither it was definitely a new experience. It was a new experience kind of a waste
You wouldn't say oh no guys
I'm telling this story because this is a completely normal dining experience guys last week last week dude
I was sitting on my couch. I just a TV on
Guys last week I went to bed, and I fell asleep and woke up. Oh my god. Oh my god
You woke up last week. I was going to the fridge. I
I hate it
I'm telling the story cuz it's not normal dumbass
Ain't no way I know I know I hate this me a funky stuff which fuck you stop what I
I get it now good good good good good that's great that's great news that's great news
that's so great news that's such great news
oh you so crazy oh I've been naughty I've been very naughty I've been very naughty
Now let's drive!
Game of the shoes he died Game of the shoes he died
Game of the shoes he died Game of the shoes he died
I came in that bitch with a knife Pinch him and take it in life
I don't play with no bands If you call up, be playing for fun
Fuck a bitch with no band, anybody You're not stopping me, no, you're mad
I follow this fuck up The bitch is sitting in my lap
The bitch was a toilet on it Fuck a bitch in the back of the car
Fuck a bitch in the back of the loo I don't give a fuck, bitch, come back
I will find this better and better
and I will dance with some less at the game
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
teaming up with the staff population what what this is a staff day dreaming five
feet behind them what what what
with a piece still miss you see mr. peanut is fair at Paris
you don't have a man in this on I don't you must have died while reloading
miss me down there did you where are you help that we did I didn't come come
quick come quick come quick you make push him shawkin shawkin shawkin shawkin
I'm quick I killed
Your own good about to beat that dude in your own get never manganin that's what that's on me boy
That's on me my bad. I bet I'll think I'll think that one
I'll think that one
My apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
You must have died like mid reload, I guess.
I honestly might have just not put one in.
I'd have to just die and put one in the gun.
Oh my god.
What a nightmare.
What a nightmare.
The worst possible scenario.
You're watching us, you're watching us!
Incredible!
Incredible!
Ugh.
Ugh.
We're gonna go.
Incredible.
Fantastic!
Holy, this guy is pretty, uh, kidded.
Did you have fun, that rain giving?
Ugh, I had a blast.
Ugh.
That's right, that's the worst of one.
You really had a blast.
That's the worst of one.
In your ass.
Did I, did I look, did I look cool when I died though?
No.
Did I, did I, what?
Did I say, oh, no, this mortal life.
Oh, this mortal coil, it slips away.
I went to one knee, fist in the air.
Burn, burn, into the night.
As I went down, you didn't hear all that?
No.
Oh, dang it.
I feel so bad for Kevin, he keeps crying.
I know.
Kevin keeps having a rough go.
I actually was pretty dang successful at the first part of the stream today, so I, you
know, I got to die a lot to be, to actually, I'm, I'm very up, I'm very up today, I'm
I have dipped into the whiskey, so anything could happen, either I'm going to become a
literal god or you're going to be scooping my body up with a shovel every raid.
It's one of those two.
I'm going to get another glass.
You need to stop.
You need to stop.
Oh, quick, Lucy, Lucy.
See
Do you have a good kid on peanut
Not particularly no that particularly
I can focus back out we got to get these odd kills. I go get all the gates that I need real quick
Since he's getting a drink
I'm back. I'm back. It doesn't take that long to get a drink. Is this a whiskey? Nothing else?
Yeah, is whiskey considered a cocktail? I need to go get this syringe, because this syringe is...
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Is actually so bad, like if I don't get it when there's no one here.
Of course.
Oh, that's a poster. You just passed a very valuable poster.
Oh, really? How about you, Bahamut, how much money do you think?
One million.
One million?
One million?
One million?
One million?
Wow. Wow.
Really, one million billion.
It's one million billion.
Yes, she was definitely thinking of peanut when they added the death camp.
DJ Skill's music has to pay peanut for my pay streamer question.
Do you send ibuprofen to people that you play with for their bags after they're done carrying you all night?
I CARE after that caring. I'm little knight for them.
I CARE. I CARE. The frog didn't have much on my side. The frog is supposed to be on my side. I'm not sure what Cracky's talking about.
I CARE. I'm the best. I can find guys. I can find...
Hoodlums. This last one.
What about Mr. gimmick? He's done nothing but trip over his shoelaces in the last three hours.
You should be looking at him.
You should be looking at him.
Absolutely, gentlemen, excellent grade.
Let me get another quick og.
What a woman.
I should be killing five scouts with an og.
Easy peasy, look at his breath.
Pea nut.
I killed someone named Earnut.
Earnut?
P yeah, it's your name just without the P. Oh
Ah, ah, I
Wondered what that guy was doing there. I
Wonder what that guy was doing
Oh, okay
Let me get a quick odd one moment
So I'm gonna put the money in the gun
It's it's it's I'd say this but I think it might work
This one will do.
Not perfect weapon for the occasion.
Here we are.
There's something, something.
Perfect weapon for the occasion.
One of these.
One of those.
with the mag on the gun is heavy that's our shade that's a good amazing we can
reduce the weight of the gun without the magazine it is put one bullet in it at a
time I'm ready to rap Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus oh right let's
proceed let us proceed
don't you wear body armor that is body armor I've got the M Mac on to M max
mm-hmm mm-hmm oh and let's proceed let's proceed let's proceed right
What?
Wait, boys.
Wait.
Alright, you guys ready? You guys ready to rumble?
To really get into the action!
Hmm.
Think about it.
Take your time, take your time.
Take your time, take your time.
What?
I just, oh, okay. I had to, I had a quest on me, so I couldn't go to Ladi.
Yeah, not.
It's me and Pat's push me.
Oh, you have pushed me.
Pad already.
I don't even have that.
Oh, you have to get the helicopter thing.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah, I got that.
That's that's one of the questions I'm doing.
Yeah, you have to do that.
And then it gives it to you, I think, because that's how I just got mine.
Yeah.
Time to be I don't think.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Think about it.
You can always, you know, pee under your desk like your dog did.
I don't think you don't think.
I'm not even putting your pee in and didn't know.
I don't think you.
I don't think you.
I don't think you.
I don't think you.
I don't think you.
I don't think you.
What? It says sorry, I was talking about the frogs.
Oh, god.
Again.
I'm just...
I'm...
What?
I'm reading a quick peepie. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Be a bunch of teeth quick peepie quick short break quick short break
We interrupt this program for an important news announcement
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I
Oh
Oh my goodness, you got me you got me. Oh, I was being I was
Not good, but it's funny that that was happening and I feel like that qualifies as a gimmick
What do you mean? I'm right here!
Oh, are you guys in the raid?
Yes.
Oh, well, I'm delayed. Okay, cool.
Well, I'm creating Game World right now.
That takes a long time sometimes.
Oh my God! Listen, we're getting screams.
I don't know if you know that, J.G.
Really?
Yeah, one could say so.
One could say so.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Sucking news
How many of them are there cannot resolve destination hosts 45,000 I've been
Cool
Be gone with you be gone with you demon be gone. I've been
Kicked be gone demon be gone be gone now go away personally go go away now
about frog I'm loving seasonal seasonal and fantastic yes it is around I'm
I'm getting my license for the first time this week.
Can you congratulate me?
You can, I'm about to drive a car for the first time at 35.
Please just a quick congratulations.
We're going a long way.
We're going a long way.
I'm gonna do it.
What are you gonna do?
Oh God, is he about to get racist?
Is he about to get racist? Okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is he about to get racist? Oh, God.
Because I'm alt-def-4ing my game right now, so good luck.
Watch this. Watch how I watch. Did you watch how I watch?
Watch how I watch. Watch how I watch. Did you watch how I watch? Did you watch how I watch?
Are you watching how I work?
Watch how I work
Okay, well I've done all I can do I've done I've done a lot
I'm
Got your little boyfriend
What you gonna do about that? What you gonna do about that, big man? What you gonna do about that? How you gonna do about that?
You really think about it, dude.
Yeah, that's right. That's right.
Well, I'm just kidding.
What you getting on out of here?
I want you to get on out of here, okay?
We have to run the fucking day, bro. I don't know what it is.
Get on out of here. You're not meant for this.
You don't want this.
Bro, I'm back after months. Come on, bro.
You don't want this fool. You don't want this
You know what you get out out of here skedaddle skedaddle now before I take your mortal life
What is this guy doing
I have a red rebel
What do you have a
Bayonet
Which one's better?
Let's read off the chop damage and the stab damage
29 chop what about your stab damage?
What about the stab damage?
I have to piece this curse you up.
25-12, 25-12.
Welcome in, Dimmick.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Hi, I recruited another member of my crew.
I just spawned him in like that.
I am all powerful.
All right, come get some.
Come back here.
Come back here once.
Come back here.
Don't shoot.
Be close.
I'm a closest door when you get inside to see you.
I didn't know one of you were out there.
I was about to shoot you in the face!
What are we, oh, hold on, hold on now.
Oh, okay.
Who's this?
No helmets, that is changing, that is changing, that's just.
No helmets, no helmets.
Who's this guy?
Three, two.
Can you bring my stuff out?
One, come, get some.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit, God, they're alive.
Let's not give me ideas.
Let's not give me ideas, sir.
What the hell?
You're doing pretty good with this knife.
What the...
What the...
What the...
This guy's moving like fucking crazy.
He's moving like crazy.
This guy's moving like lightning.
Wait, hold on. I'm gonna bleed out.
I'm gonna breathe out if we keep doing this. Let's do it quick reset quick reset. Just moving like lightning. Are you seeing this? He's a demon. He's a
He's a demon. He's a demon from the underworld
All right, okay, I'm ready. I'm ready game. Let me get a little light on this
By three two one
come get some
Oh
Fuck that's not good for me
Oh
Jesus finally
Do you mind bringing out my stuff give me I got it I got it all
of the bugs that you have a rich perhaps but a fool what a
comment that's where you saw an Oscar is that really
a fool a fool in the class
his death was decided a long ago I was just a delivery
but I did the same shit with with juicemen except people think I'm the juicemen and I say I'm not the juicemen
the other guy yeah yeah thank you all right thanks for that beautiful I'm gonna
go what should we coming I hear you someone out here what's going on what's
going on here who's out here what's going on out here what's happening he came
back for milk where's my hold on back for milk I have the milk and he's
purchasing milk for me hold on father I haven't decided a good price for the
gallon of milk in my fridge hold on I will decide what's a good price what's
your good price of the gallon I would say $10 because I'm not a store I don't
sell milk on the regular says there's obviously a premium $10 you said the
best you can do is seven
like what are you milking
I a horse fly
you're milking a horse fly
okay well shit what was that
it's a scavenger
that's me you dumb bitch
oh Frank
Frank
I just got done healing
I just got done healing
Oh my god, you are ass!
Oh, I st- oh, dude, I had you, dude. I had you in my set.
It would have been very easy.
Very easy.
You could have at Tarkov, you or Lemon.
By the gods, by the gods.
At this point, a wet toaster.
Right now, I'm not limited.
Dude, I fully admit I'm rusty as fuck right now.
I'm having a blast.
I'm so rusty.
Historically, I am much better!
I am significantly better!
But lemon is definitely a listen I ain't gonna lie I'm I've never felt so rusty in my life
I've been playing these fucking party games with peanut for six fucking months and playing RP rust
I am so out of practice right now. I feel like a fucking idiot
This is my worst life yet.
This is my whole life.
This is the last life I spent.
I did it.
Oh, yeah.
I got a fucking point three KD right now.
He would be taking wives, he would.
He'd have ten wives.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Wives?
I was doing great, right?
What did you say?
I had a 90% survival rate.
I had a five KD.
And I played with Pina and everything.
What?
What the heck is happening?
There's nothing.
I do nothing.
I do nothing!
And then it just dipped down
And didn't stop getting down.
What the heck?
What the hell?
God!
There's players, Gabs.
There's lots of them.
Wait, I don't even know where you went, dude.
Where are you right now?
I'm on 34th offices.
Where you at?
Is that you right there?
Yeah, I'm, no, no, no, no.
I'm running, I'm down by tanks.
I'm running out to gate three.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
I'm gonna kill two more scouts real quick.
I'm gonna kill two more scouts real quick.
I'm gonna kill two more scouts real quick.
Oh.
The player's gonna come for you.
Two players are coming for you.
Watch out.
One down.
Oh
That was a robot. That was robot. I was a robot little robot
We can get out with you. He's shit
I see you boo. You do you
God, yeah, dude. Give me give me a week or two. I'll be back in form, but I am definitely I can feel my rust
I mean, obviously
I've been doing absolute trash this rate this way, but I'll get there
I'll get back. I'll get back in the world
This is not good for me. It's not oh god. Oh my god. Jesus
I'm scheduling I'm scheduling I'm on the way out. We just just do one quick
quick jack just a quick just a quick oh I forgot to bring that gas it lies all
right okay all right I'm sure oh yeah I'm just gonna go up this extract that's
where it's I gotta go to this extra that can't use gate 3 just follow me boy
follow me gang
There we are. There we are. Excellent work, gentlemen. Excellent work.
I'm pretty sure you got everything from your body to your helmet, your armor, you're done,
your mask. Thank you.
Sad, it's my pleasure.
Collecting heads like soccer trophies.
Of something we can all relate to.
Something I collect up my soccer trophies like you do.
Like them in a big, I like to hold, I like to hold a bunch of them.
I like to hold a bunch of soccer trophies.
Whoo, that's a good analogy right there. That's a great analogy a bunch of mom's titties. I don't
Is that is that really is it are you a lesbian? Is that are you? Is this you are coming out live? Oh
Congratulations, I support you. I support you as well. I support you as well. It's a big step. It's a big day
It's a big day
I only like moms other than that. I don't like women. I mean, I'm selective
I support you and I'm your friend
That's right
Whatever you
Is happening. That's right. I support you. That's right. That's right. You do you queen you do you girl
You do you that's what I say. That's what I say. Congratulations, Genji. I also say I I know I know lots of gay people
gimmick and lemon
lovers what I
Wait, well, I believe so, right? Oh, no
No, our wives again are not gonna like that. Oh, they're not. Have you not told them yet?
That's a secret
or the peanut. Oh, you better tell them. You have to tell them. That's a secret. You can't
tell them. You're not talking yet? It's very secret. Okay, what have you? She's a beautiful
Korean man. They are gorgeous. A beautiful Korean man. You think that's going to turn?
you think that's that I actually yes I Coco's one of my great great friends and
whatever I look at Coco I can understand where you're coming from
sister I can understand where you go oh you say coconut's ugly the ugly Korean
man. No, I didn't say that. Hold on. No, it's Google beautiful Korean man or an ugly Korean
man. No, no, man. He's not full Korean. Well, that's the problem is that he's not 100% Korean.
Yeah, you guys have like a WhatsApp. Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. Okay. All
right. Well, he's not full Korean. So, so you're okay. So lesbian except for 100% Korean men.
Am I am I correct now am I I've just tried I'm trying to piece together the puzzle
Okay, so so lesbian 100% Korean men and tall Japanese people is that do I have the full scope
We're just trying to make sure we got it right try to make sure we got it right is I want to be inaccurate. That's no
I don't want to be inaccurate. Is that the full scope?
No.
No.
I guess you could say that.
Okay.
Okay, guys.
Guys!
Alright!
Lesbian, except for 100% Korean men.
Holy, it's Korean.
And then all Japanese guys.
So that's...
Okay.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
You see how many of these guys are tall?
Yeah, I'd say very small percentage because I've been to Japan and every time I went on the on the train or the subway and
I went with my other friend and we would go on the subway and we'd just be able to talk
There'd be like six people between us and we just have full conversations because we were a foot and a half taller than every single person
On this on the subway
Literally every single person
I don't know. I don't know.
And we just talked to each other because we were living on a different plane.
Oh, Japanese men.
I mean, I'm sure there exists.
Yeah, this is Shojo, Shojo Dodger.
Mr. Shojo Dodger, Shojo Dodger.
I don't know what's going on, but I one time a Japanese man
tapped me on my shoulder and I swung around and he had vanished. And then and then he says,
he says, well, look down. I said, oh, and then he turned around and he saw his shadow and he
goes, well, I guess there's six more weeks of winter. And that was my story. Groundhogs?
No, I don't know. I'm just telling you what happened to me. Did you live in a groundhog?
Did you go to Groundhog City?
I don't know.
I'm just telling you what happened.
I don't know.
Is that a Groundhog City?
Is that something?
Did you go to Groundhog City?
Maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that a place you can go?
Do you have to buy tickets?
I think so.
I've never been there.
I think it's deep underground.
Deep underground.
Oh, Groundhog City.
Groundhog City.
that's different that's different much different yeah groundhog city is
actually different than um Asian people those are groundhogs which are oh like
mammals like dig tunnels oh yeah this is gonna be right in this town hold on
So like Japan, Korea, Taiwan, other various Asian countries, those people are not groundhogs.
Those are regular, those are just people.
Groundhogs.
My eyes are
When we like to town like animals that dig into the ground now
I'm not sure how you got that mixed up, but you know, we're all mammals so
Great great battle they would sing songs and tell tales of that big battle. Oh
I
I don't I will mail you a copy of the notes. Okay. I've got I've got one of my bunkers taking notes
So I I didn't really receive all that but I will I
Will get the one from that guy and he will he and I'll study up and I'll study up. I'll study up perfect perfect
Okay
like
But
Perfect. I think we've made a lot of progress tonight. I mean we did and we've really
We've been digging deep
So I'm telling you I I've been I've done a lot of quests today. Have you done a lot of quests?
I've done some I've done some quests which is better than the previous nights I've played this game which I did no quests
That's true. No quest is less than
Yeah, more quests
Wow
Truly truly inspiration really truly truly inspirational
inspedational it's medacius
It's inspedacius an inspedacious night, which repeat what if we go eliminate scat? Do you feel it?
I do feel it. I feel it now mr. Grabs. I feel the inspedaciusness. Yes. Thank you for asking
Thank you. It's my pleasure. It's my pleasure. You have pledged me deeply
You have pledged me to sir. I seek to please pleasure me. You have pledged me
You have pledged me
I just count for the question discount. Oh, no, this is quite this is count. What were you saying? I
Said you've pleasant me. You're pleasant me great. Well before the pleasure part you were gonna say something about a map a map. Oh
Oh, no, yeah, no, no, no, I was I was
I
This count for the quest the ak-34 you question
I got the last kid on me just ready to ready to serve wherever we go. I'm ready to serve
Wait, you know the question to kill 25 scouts on customs with an ak-34 you I have an ak-34 you be is that still count?
Hmm, I feel like it does but don't quote me on that
Oh, I think I have that I have that quest. I mean we're the guys oh
What a what a shame would be if I went in there and I and I didn't count oh would that be a shame, huh?
That would be a shame. Oh, I also have that one eliminate scabs with an AKS 74 you let's do that
We did get it
Wait, that's
Specifically the AK-74U. Not the AK-74UB?
Well, UB might count, but it can't be an AK-74. I don't know. Okay, but I have that quest too and I'm going to
Let's do it!
Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's what I-
I just need to
Equip an AK-74U. Well, obviously that's one of the requirements
I'm not gonna do it. Oh, oh, I'm not doing it
Oh, yeah, honestly, I respect that I respect that
Do it up to yourself get up for yourself. I'm not doing it. I stand in solidarity with gimmick
I stand in solidarity with you
Thank you. Yes, you are so welcome. You are so welcome
You know what I'm saying
Hold on
You know what's great about talk off is that every time I play any game ever
ever
There's
Hundreds of people that come into the stream and they say this game sucks
These gamers terrible this game sucks and then
The guys like the game fight with them and they just fight in the chat
But specifically with talk on somebody comes in and says
This game sucks and then somebody who plays the game just I
Have agreed with them
We all get along nicely. We all get along so nicely. You should talk about the frog
It's the best it's the best
You I even know if the guy say it's terrible plays it doesn't play
That's the magic of it. That's the magic. It's so magical
Exactly exactly exactly
Just can't even tell if these people saying that it sucks says well now I have a guy saying this femur sucks
Oh, fuck.
Oh, that's a great guy.
Well, if your plan was to hurt me, congratulations.
Congratulations, you've hurt me deeply.
Congratulations.
Genji, are you here?
Oh, my goodness, ridiculous.
I mean, you know what, that's it.
I'm in extreme. I've had enough.
Oh, you're quitting?
Yes, because of that guy.
because of that guy right there and you know what I'm gonna do with a hero I'm
gonna jerk off by Lee in a dark room well wait don't you do that anyway but
this time I'm gonna cry a little while I'm doing it okay that's the right yes
definitely yes yes oh I have people saying they would do it with me in
solidarity you know what let's keep playing let's keep playing
I don't know if you remember Doom, the guy who lost his hand with that gun.
I'm his GF and I wanted to bring me out of his room, didn't with him.
Regular attack police.
Hey, yeah!
Hello?
Hey, yeah!
Okay, so I'm bringing all your armor out.
Here's the problem. Your armor was attacked for dinner.
And a hamburger helper, you mean for dinner?
Fuck yourself.
Fuck you.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck, yeah, I got him.
my man. Bring me out of here. Just any old, any old non-armored
rig will do. Let's get in there guys. Come on. Hop on in boys.
It's time to, it's time to eat the rumbling. It's time to
really get the rumbling now. Let's rumble. Oh. Oh. You worthy
made cotton candy flavored hamburger helper. Wow. Woo.
Talk about a billion dollar business idea. Talk about a
billion dollar business idea. Yep. Yep. I'm gonna billion
dollar business idea right there. Billion dollars,
billion dollar business. I didn't just say I just gave it to
you. I gave you for free.
Candy flavored hamburger helper?
I'm candy flavored hamburger helper. That's right. That's
right. That's right. That's right. You know what? You know
what? Another another billion dollar billion dollar business
idea.
Um, you are not you are cookie dough hamburger helper
Cookies and cream flavored hamburger helper and not boom another billion dollar business idea
But I'm just I'm giving away for free. I'm giving away for no charge for no price. No price. I am
Yeah
Yeah
Hmm
They see everyone has a million dollar idea seven times in their lifetime mr.
Is that a real fact?
I think that's the one where it's like
seven spiders call in your mouth once per year
while you're sleeping.
That's the fact, where everybody believes it,
but it's not true.
57% of statistics online are made up.
Is that true?
Really?
Wow.
Think about that for a second, gimmick.
77% of statistics online are made up. Wow
Really kind of makes you think really kind of makes you think doesn't it wow
That's kind of big. That's kind of huge
That's kind of you. That's big. That's really big. That's really big. Wow
Wow, did you did you?
Yeah
What did you do it got the game did you toy the game what you did you up to oh
I swear to God if she's opening Pokemon come back. Oh my goodness gracious. I swore on just he was an ebus
Yeah, I mean I put it off for many many years, but it just keeps getting worse
Oh wait, nice getcha.
What the fuck is Lil Peed doing? Oh shit, Lil Peed's livin' C!
Lil Peed's livin' C!
Livin' like Larry!
Wow!
Wow. Wow. Okay. All right,
little beat. You can stay with
J.D. a little longer. He's
yelling at me.
Hey, Tina. J.D. get the gun.
Why? Why? Are you gonna help
me out? Are you gonna help me
out? That's, that's two big
max four Buddha rangers. Nice
Woo, a smoking hot cigarette.
Incredible, incredible, incredible.
Incredible, incredible.
But do you like it?
In the house, in his house.
By the way, gimmick, you are looking big.
You are looking really big.
That's a lot of gear.
Are you sure you want to bring all that in?
is that is what he is it is that your Russian sleep raising code and what do
you say to me I what you say to me it's time mr. peanut it's time it's time to do
what you are born to do I would do what you are going to do
God, come back.
Come, come right.
Come right.
I'll go to the sewage system of America
and make that poop overflow into the streets.
Is that not plan?
Come right, it's for the overflow of the poop.
We have, we have, we have, we have been collaborating
for 100 years to make this plan from the west to the east.
We will make America's streets overflow with that.
Hold on, I have to interrupt you with an intro, let's run!
Ah!
I
This is yours because I only have two more use of my motto. I'm gonna use the last one
You can have that backpack, by the way, as you saw by behind here a lot of movement.
Oh God. Oh God. Oh, there's a lot of movement. A lot of movement. Oh, I see ninja. I see
ninja up on a metal rafter. It's I've been New York Town Square. Oh, there's a lot of
over here a lot of it oh it's all my
guys do you see oh yeah oh yeah
oh yeah oh oh oh wait where'd you guys
go oh you're how are you already in
No way you should be concerned with weather boy
All right, well, it was a decent room, but not a crazy. I got a green key card. I got a green key card
That's about a million Nara a million Nara
We are we missing anything? Oh, I miss you anything. I miss anything
I know this ammo. Yeah, I'll just pick it up just so we can clear the floor. Oh, we missing anything
Oh, okay, so we
All of us on that quest right not too bad not too bad
First story killing scouts on the first floor
That's just I'm on the balcony. I'm on the huge three-story balcony. I'm looking over the vistas
It's beautiful up here, oh, oh, enchanting even.
I'm not seeing any PMCs at all.
Dude, there's fucking scabs everywhere.
Yorga, my pirate.
I don't see anything.
I don't see anything.
Oh wait, I see a PMC coming.
B.M.C. coming
Oh, there's a B.M.C. coming. There's B.M.C. coming. He's in the forest behind ice-cream Jack disgusting
Oh, shoot him immediately. Oh, he's gone. He's gone. He's gone. I
See another one coming. Oh
My god, that is the biggest man I've ever seen in my life. He's gonna kill Elmond on there are two
Two men coming by the ice-cream Jack one's gonna kill Elmond on these massive. He's huge. He's biggest about he's
Get together boys.
No I'm metal! I'm metal! I'm metal!
I'm metal sage!
Are you three?
The demon has arrived.
Stay back!
Stay back!
Oh my god.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
There's still one more tip you have!
I'm watching, I'm watching!
He's on the stairs!
Perfect, perfect.
There's two more.
Perfect, perfect.
I'm dead
Wow, was that exciting that was thrilling that was thrilling
That was a thrilling rain. That was a very thrilling rain
I don't even know how I died. I just got deleted I
I got killed by nudes by heaven on 296 hours. Oh
I had something I killed that guy. I killed the guy who killed you. All right, so I got used to having a bad rate
Oh, I
Literally, oh, that was the most DC anything I've ever seen in my life. I pushed him
He had no shot on me because I was like
at
Dick-to-Dick, oh, and I just died like didn't even hear a shot just
Whatever he saw on his screen was on mine
Guys, I think it's time to really lock it in. I think it's time to get back in there and so move the buses
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, let's get back in there and so move the buses
Yes.
Take case 74 you.
Yeah.
Put a minor set back on the road to success.
That's right.
I'm collecting my things. I'm collecting my items.
Oh, it's a little something. A little something here. What is this? Oh, PBBS. Oh, by the gods.
Excellent excellent and what type?
What?
All right, let us proceed let us proceed that was a mere woman
I feel pity for the man that goes against us this rain
Things are going very differently very differently
There will be no remorse. There will be no yielding on this fine night
Yeah, we were going to the black, into the frame.
Let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Love Your Moves was a beautiful view from the balcony.
I would trade for the world.
That view from the balcony makes that entire raid worth it.
Wow, was that incredible?
Wow, was that incredible?
Incredible.
Incredulous, incredulous.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Not how that goes we're in the slide but in this line is a good idea like a protein or caffeine
She's a bit of milk
Shane!
That's sick.
Absolutely.
Is Shane in the wicks?
What's 32 in the morning?
What is sh-
Is Shane in the language?
Do you have gambling problems?
Is he drinking problem?
What is Shane doing?
I've got like death money on the table.
Happy birthday, Shane!
Get yourself some fucking help!
You guys agree with me.
Huh.
Well, I'm the same page.
You're degenerate!
You're degenerate!
What are you doing, Shane?
She's weird.
What?
Oh, oh, nothing.
Nothing, give me God.
She's wishing Shane a wonderful birthday.
A wonderful birthday.
I'm the birthday shit
Game or milk or not? No idea shit you said about gamer milk you talking about your milk. It's a million. It's a billion dollar idea
Okay
Oh my god, those are no guys guys those are not regular scissors or something else something else entirely
I don't know what they are. Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't even know what that is
What the hell is that other is every solid guard that I just saw
What?
I'm talking that's not like division. That's not a regular scab. What is that to come over here?
Who the hell are those people safety it's got to be black division, right? No, it's not back to me. I took a good look
He's got a smog on he's got he's got the blue shirt on that's not what the hell is that?
Wait, is that a spawn it wasn't the goons either. I'm think I saw his face
So we got the face to your father
What do they have like blue it's with solid gods. I'm telling you look at them. What's the song doing here? What?
Okay, this is bad. I got iron-sized voice
me too
hmm wait maybe we can go land bridge the far land bridge cross over and flank them
the only way the only way
he's just bouncing bullets off his head even the people with no helmets are
bouncing bullets off the head like you do when you do okay one's dead two is dead
Okay, I'm thinking excellent. Okay, sir
Middle middle
That's not me this change
No, I know I kill a guy
We have killed two. What do I've never seen was solo. Oh shit. I mean that's actually was over so much
The guys we saw is down to the drinks. He's pushing us. He's put Roger. I see him. I see him
I'm pushing I'm pushing what the hell is going on here and bridge
Don't shoot me. Do not shoot me.
He just brought the spunky bullets off the head.
What? The dingle?
Where shall I go?
Do not shoot your good friend gimmick.
Where shall I go?
Where shall I go?
Where shall I go?
Where shall I go?
Where shall I go?
I'm here. I'm here.
Just don't shoot everybody here because I'm literally...
I would not shoot you, Mr. Geek.
What the hell did you do to your son ago?
I'm dead! Are you serious?
Dude, I got stuck on a fucking piece of rubble.
Oh my god, dude, I let them out so bad.
Oh my god, it was a bit of an amazing play too.
Fuck this, I'm going in.
For gimmick!
For gimmick!
I'm going in!
Dude they popped out
Stuck on rubble, I couldn't move forward
You know where we should get back. I will revid you. I will revid you right now
This is heinous
This is my way to the craziest flank on them
I'm going in
Fuck off! Fuck off!
Is this all it?
Is all it's out?
I got everybody dead, I got everybody. I got everybody dead.
Oh, this is scary.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is my... This is actually...
This hurts more than any other death on the whole night.
I flanked two of them. I saw them.
Oh my goodness! He's got a piece of him!
He's got a piece of him!
You let him...
That piece of him! He's got that thing on him!
Do any of them have a black rock?
Oh, he's white.
Because I really need that for my quest.
Oh, I'll let you know, boss.
Oh my god! These guys got a CPC on them!
What wonderful news!
And a lion in his backpack!
What enchanting news?
Wow, this is really a momentous day, isn't it?
Oh, by the god.
Give me that.
Give me that, you pushy.
Give me that.
Oh, we're kind of cooking.
We're kind of cooking.
You give me, I must, oh my goodness.
I cannot believe you died.
Oh, this is, oh, you should be here right now.
There's a lot of loot.
Oh, there's a lot of loot here.
Don't let them have a black rock.
Oh.
Mick, where did you die at?
Mr. Kimmick, Mr. Kimmick.
Mr. Kimmick.
Mr. Kimmick, Mr. Kimmick.
Mr. Kimmick.
I think we have to kind of extract Mr. Gimmick.
Maybe just take a quick gander next to the stronghold.
See if we can rough someone up.
What do you think?
I
Drive
Just a quick couple of fish was famously working. Good luck. I
Can't believe that dear this is the this the toughest death of the whole night
Well, I flanked them so well and I got stuck on a piece of rubble
I believe you, Mr. Gimmick.
I just went forward in the cover, and I just...
It just didn't... My character just...
Just didn't move.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, you know, when you were over there, I said...
I was thinking myself, I said, give me, Scott, this.
100%. And if he dies,
it's only because he got stuck
on a thing of rubble.
He's a rubble, you know.
It's that fucking giant pile right there.
It's the only way he would have died.
Yeah, I just killed a BMC.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, when I heard you die, I said that it's impossible.
Is there a rubble over there?
Then you come back.
I was such a good flank.
That was such a good flank.
Oh, my God, it was so good.
It was so good, dude.
It was it was literally generational.
It was a generational flank, wasn't it?
It was a generational flank.
I saw the two guards.
I blast one in the head, but they are literally Greek gods.
And so I said, OK, now's the time to get into cover.
She printed towards cover. Oh the game just said just said not today. No, not today
Not today. There's a
Okay, oh god, I was four X-10. Oh god one second. Oh, no, it's four X-10
What I was saying
back to what I was back to excellent excellent excellent what is what is oh what is sweet
play what is sweet play yeah penis dead he's been his life yes my mortal life has been
ended I've yes it's faded into the into the doctor best into the doctor base I have gone
he he he he lies now onto the river and onto a small boat crossing the river
sticks to a viking just shot a flaming arrow into my boat
my body burns there is indeed this is new information this is new information
I'm just not finding out about this. I'm sorry I think I should fight that. I think I should get out.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Tell a lot of good stuff.
I did. I did.
Oh.
Surely.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
This year, let me tell you I feel your pain. I feel you people
I will say my death was a bit more epic than yours a few more kills on my
Bell, that's pretty epic. There's pretty epic. Oh, like it's slow mode. It's like it's like slow motion
Mm-hmm. Imagine it now with me. I'm mad. I think I'm
Peanut and visit me to a world of imagination. I'm coming with you. I'm coming with you. I'm coming right at the same time as you
Come with me. I'm coming with me. I'm coming. I'm time. Yep. Let's line it up. Okay
I'm right there. I hate the guards. Take a picture.
Slow motion, zooms in to my steel-toe boots,
trips over a three-and-a-half-inch brick.
That was pretty starting. Completely.
Completely.
Did you overestimate the length?
And then when I fall, I say, I die, I die.
Oh, my God.
Oh, this world.
It's this world I leave you behind.
EXTIL IT RAINED!
EXTIL IT RAINED!
You must learn your own lessons, I said, as I die on my knees, hands in the air.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
One...
One million bullets.
Oh!
Literally one million bullets into my chest.
One million bullets!
Yet I still have a final breath.
Oh!
Oh!
I can...
I can big-sit now.
I'm throbbing!
Oh my god, you're one of my bungalows!
The muggle is throbbing right now.
Wow.
I said into the night, into the great day sky.
Oh.
I screamed in glory.
Oh, the great sun.
Oh.
Oh.
And there I fell.
That sounds horrific.
That sounds horrific.
Wow.
But it was, it was like way cooler than your death.
No, my death was very cool.
My death was.
Well, you just got flanked.
No, no, but I killed a lot of guys before I got flanked your death. Your death was cool. But I just got flanked
my death was
No, that is not what happened. That's not what happened. I killed a man
I killed her son. Let me let me guy paint you a picture. I'm just I was born and just I will let me take your beat
Let me beat you picture of mine into the photo universe. No close eyes with me envision this envision this
right I just killed a russala and all his men a whole army right I'm I'm being
welcomed back from war medals I'm receiving medals I am being congratulated
my wife cheated on me while I was gone but but everything else is going great
I expected this yes and I then boom out of the darkness a man tries to shoot me
from the left side. Boom! Bam! Boom! Bam! Boom! Bam! Boom! I killed him immediately.
Lightwick no reaction. Lightwick no reaction. Lightwick no reaction. Absolutely no reaction.
No reaction. And then I take his dog tag. I must continue on. There's no time for Stank.
There's no time. There's no time for saying there's no time. There's no time for saying I then continue
I proceed on I proceed on in great haste
Okay, come across the man a man who'd want wishes to do me great harm great harm
I mean I've never seen before no, man. You've never seen yes
He wishes to be incredible in his eye with a glint in his eye
But in a nefarious wisdom and in nefarious wisdom. Yes and and his and he smelled and he smelled his odor from where I was
He was very sneaky
Very stinky guy very stinky man. I'm gonna say and so he starts blasting at me
I knew what I said that when I said I knew this guy wanted to do me harm. I knew it. I
I knew he did I knew it
I knew he did and and that's what I looked over aimed in and realized that
My scope was zoomed into 4x and I gazed at his toes.
I actually put my iPhone camera up to the scope of my gun
and took a couple quick pictures for later use,
for about some time later.
Then I retreated.
Please let me finish my story.
Then I retreated.
Please let me run around.
Then I retreated.
Then I retreated back.
Then I retreated back.
Kid behind the forklift, oh my goodness
the battle rages on beyond me.
Bullets flying over me, I can't even,
I can't even hear myself think,
pew pew pew pew!
Pew pew pew pew!
Boom boom boom.
Watcha watcha, watcha watcha.
Wo wo, good ciao.
Wai ya, ciao.
There was a ninja next to you as well.
He was practicing karate,
okay?
That's irrelevant to the story.
And then a man, a man comes from
the sky above,
floats down,
I'm a good guy he says.
Cook-a-a-a!
Cook-a-a!
And, and, and went like a flash of light!
He slams hellfire down upon me,
right behind that foreclip.
Cook-a-a!
He says cook-a-a-a!
Cook-a-a!
And he rams fire down upon me,
and, and that is when my life perishes.
And in my last, you breath.
Huuuuh!
Huuuh!
What did you say?
What did you say?
I, I listened closely.
I whispered.
say with the breath of a thousand lions I say I say oh hold on I'm gonna say
thanks for always bringing great energy and he said of course you that fuck
you the light glistening off of his eye and a teardrop rolls down my my cheek as
I whisper, I whisper, I whisper.
I whisper.
Damn you!
Damn you!
I, I, damn you!
Damn you!
That's what I said.
The guy that came down from the heavens and shot me.
No.
That's what you said?
Well, I also licked my finger and put it in his ear
and I said, wait, really, what, really?
And then I parried.
Oh.
Oh shit. Yes. Oh wow. That's what I pairs. That's what I pairs. Skip. You skipped a few steps there. I see. What do you mean? Thank you for the beautiful story. Thank you. Thank you. Jesus.
Let's RIDE!
Let's RIDE!
I'm ready!
I got 8k74 use out my ass!
Let's do it again!
FUCK IT!
We'll do it LIVE!
We'll do it LIVE!
FUCK IT!
FUCK IT! We'll do it LIVE!
We'll do it LIVE!
That was an incredible match.
I
Have somebody here this is I believe in you gimmick
What about me
I
Have no arms and legs
That won't stop me. I have the determination of 1,000 pumas in my soul
1,000 pumas 1,000 pumas all racing down a hill all at the same time
All at the same time
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe you, Mr. Peter, thank you, safety matter, thank you.
There is a man that believes in me, the buggerlaker, to dominate the battlefield this way and complete
this quest for his teammates.
I can't think of something. Thank you. Thank you. 1000 boomers. Yeah. 1000 boomers.
Beautiful. 1000. Yes. 1000 boomers were chased me down a hill and they they kept yelling at
me. They said, what's my Facebook password? How do I get apps on my phone? How do I get
apps on my phone what is my Facebook password? What? If you stopped buying so much Starbucks
you'd be able to buy a house. And I said I said I said no! No!
This is only $50,000 right? I did it on a low wage. I worked 40 hours a week at McDinnons.
Who's able to buy a house and raise a family?
You're just not working hard enough.
That's right now, let's grind!
You
This is our raid
This is where we take it all back. This is our moment. This is our moment right here. Here we go
One scab
We have killed one scab and one of 25
One scab of 25 for our quest
That was me, by the way.
That was me.
That was me.
I killed that scav.
I got 16. I was 25.
Well, wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
It's not shared.
Was this quest gone?
No, I killed 2.
I killed 2.
It's not shared, is it?
No, it has to be shared.
It has to be.
one and let me guess the case 74 you I got two out of 25 symbol on it I've got
why does that have a shared symbol what wait there's a symbol for that horrible
new yeah this is bad news what what there's a symbol hold on let me kill a
scab let me kill a scab real quick it's even shared I just killed two scabs with
my gun right now let's see what is it called again oh my god it is shared I
got three now this year I have still have to I still have to okay there's
No simple
Are you sure you killed you?
Chat did I just kill two the names peanut not chat
So you're saying we're gonna have to kill 75 scabs for all three of us yes
That is correct. It sounds like you kill 75 scabs this way.
This way. Like, yes.
In this game, this one's not shared. Are you serious? 25 scabs?
Okay.
We'll just kill 75. Easy peasy.
That's insane.
Easy peasy. We'll just kill 75 scabs really quick, like very simple, very simple.
Very easy.
Simple and simple. Very easy. Okay, it's a 75 scav raid boys.
The 75 scav raid?
Of course, boys is metaphorical.
Metaphorical. Metaphorical.
What do you mean? I can be a boy at 2026?
That's what I'm saying. It's like the boys, you know?
It's like, oh, it's like the TV show, The Boys.
Yeah, which there's obviously girls, but they're all the boys.
Oh, that makes sense. Okay, that makes sense. Okay.
Yeah, they're all the boys.
That makes multiple girls, but they're all the boys. Oh, that okay. That makes sense. That makes sense
I'm in stronghold. Were you guys had?
I'm back here
But it all gets old gas
George in here
Shadows
I'm infiltrating enemy territory as you speak.
Clint East gives it old gas.
Yeah, chat.
Can you believe him?
He just assumed.
Again, it's Peter, not chat.
Yeah, chat was the saying that you just assumed, you know.
Again, it's Peter, not chat.
Everybody does say you're a cool guy.
It's very confusing.
No, it's Peter, not chat.
Not chat.
I'm talking to chat.
No, you're not chat.
I'm talking to chat.
No, you're not chat.
I'm talking to chat.
No, you're talking to chat.
No, I'm talking to chat.
What?
No, who?
What?
Come on, my boys.
Let's go on the roster.
It's a chat, Hanks.
Coming at you with a new
bit of a musical time.
It's a white boy.
So you're making
no, he's not, but he pretends he is.
Oh, that's the bit.
Ted Hanks.
Oh, that's a classic.
That's classic Ted Hanks.
That's a classic Ted Hanks.
He doesn't all the time, all the time he does.
You know, you know.
Mr. Chet, I'm not seeing any scabs or PFCs. What what the dingle is happening?
Is that you guys shooting?
No, that person is a crew.
That's Genji. I meant old gas. I'm an old gas. There's scabs here.
Come on, big scabby, quick, quick, quick, quick. I need you out.
Well, I'm, but I, but I want to kill the scab. I want to kill the scab.
We'll kill him quick like this. This is the spot. I want to kill those guys. We're in a mission
I was over here. It's actually crazy. Well, I'm not seeing any skies. I even checked on gas station. There was only one guy
Oh
We are getting so lucky
Thank You Nikita, I know I'm not seeing a seat a single level living soul over here
basting my buns
Let's get it. I
Got what I got one guys. I'm now on two other two scavcals. Maybe three three scavcals
Mm-hmm. I got three at old gas. Oh great. Great. That's so great to hear. It sounds a sarcastic. I sounded
sarcastic. Oh
I'm pushing toy three story. I just speak
Are you serious? How are you already a two story?
What?
Will you be? I just I made me move. I'd stop it immediately
I've got another one, I've got the four kills!
Four kills!
Oh, I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
Oh my god.
I have a thousand more kills than you usually do, a thousand more.
I've gotten all my kills already.
So have I twice there's no way
Yes, I'm telling you I there was so many scabs over here. We are all scabs like where we spawn
You are banned banned cheater
Put it on Twitter. Did he's cheating confirmed?
I'm not finding a single scab
They were all over here, sorry bud.
My god!
I believe everyone just thought I said a bad word when I said I was mega-minding it.
Gentlemen, I was just mega-minding.
I don't even know.
Not whenever you guys-
I'm not even sure what word they were referring to.
Mega-minding it?
Yes.
I looked over and I said, I see a bunch of gentlemen.
A bunch of gentlemen that think I might have said another word when I said mega-minding it.
I am struggling to even comprehend what word they thought you said.
I think you should say it.
Oh, is that what you guys?
Is that what you guys?
I could know.
No.
Oh, I'm on the case.
So fear not.
One down.
Oh, good gracious.
I'm surrounded.
I'm surrounded.
Many large PMCs next to me.
Me many many many men believe he missed any many many men
Trusting you is
Wait, are you by I'm laying in the bush wait a road Genji, Genji where are you right now?
The one with the underground area?
No.
Okay, somebody's near me.
And on both sides of them.
Yeah, we'll be effort-towered.
Should we speak?
Guys, I'm surrounded by men.
I'm surrounded by men.
I thought that's what you like.
I...
Yes.
I need this.
I need...
Water I just I can go for round two
Super water so we can bring me some water
All right, you know what whereas I'm talking about with the underground area with like the
Mads and the couple armor crates and everything. Yeah
Okay, if you come there, let me know because somebody's outside and I'm about to blast
I'm a fast lead on my junkie teammate. Oh
Oh, okay. Now, that was really kind of get outside of the uh, the transfer to new gas here. I hear him right around there.
Get him on me.
Hey, there's green in.
It's probably the same. Wait, wait, where are you, Genji? Where are you?
I'm at the sacred extract over here.
Where are these fools?
You know the one that you saw?
Brother.
You need the light?
Brother.
They're running.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, are you AF?
Oh.
Oh, here we are so far away, they ran past me. They ran past me. I'm fine. Oh, good heavens.
I'm in severe danger. They're going over to where we are on that right now. Oh, it was
just the dogs. Oh, the ZB, ZB 10 or whatever. You're a ZB 10. ZB. Yeah. Yeah, I heard them
over me I heard them run right over me I'm gonna let them go yeah no they are you
AF yeah yeah yeah okay perfect perfect perfect I'm in the warehouse next to you
by the way yeah I know
you're at the warehouse with the hot boy shelves hot boy sounds where's it was a
hot-push up
oh no no no
I heard them uh they yeah they passed over me
what?
what?
You're fatter than hutch and have no friends or a thing
I've been eating lots of salads and low calorie meals
I feel like I'm looking a little slimmer than I was
The brown term makes me crackle-age to you very deeply
I've been eating so many low calorie meals
Today I got the 20 piece McNuggets
And two 20 piece McNuggets
I will have you know
I will have you know I didn't even get fries
I didn't even get fries mr. Dorms won't you give me a song mr. Dorms won't you bring
There are multiple hooligans I mean multiple I'm a mid-hard rock multiple hooligans
I've been grave danger grave danger the situation is dire
Oh, okay.
All right.
Got him.
I appeared.
He was checking his cock!
On the same hill for 20 minutes!
Genji, I think being a five died.
Oh, really?
What was your first clue?
Thank yous by bus station.
Die.
No fault of the zombie.
Die immediately.
You should've waited for it!
I want to die at once!
We have been farming scams.
What the fuck is taking so long?
I fucking found a wife and a family!
My family and another family!
My kids have their own kids!
They grew up my grandchildren in college!
Congratulations!
I'm gonna die you guys because of the fucking bus stop!
Congratulations!
Okay, all right, that's I hope he kills you. That's it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it
I'm about to hold I think I'm about to act with my ultimate
I'm about to make my ultimate
I think it's right. I don't care right here
Right here right here right here. Were you about that? I was odd BBL. He's odd BBL. He's odd BBL
What?
Maybe a PPL?
PPL, PPL.
Are you guys sure you don't want to take a quick deed to her?
Grab some snacks?
Maybe hit a movie theater before you have a PPL?
Shit, Gigi, there's some good movies playing.
We should probably take them up on that.
Yeah, actually, I'm down.
You didn't see the Odyssey yet?
No, I haven't.
Oh, so good.
We should go see the Odyssey first.
Yeah, I'm down for that.
Wait, I swear, I heard the shots right here. Did you die near bus station?
I died on BB Hill by a guy also on BB Hill.
I don't know what DDL is!
Big booty lat- lat- lat- lat- latinus!
Big booty latinus!
Behind- behind dorms? It's-
Oh, behind all the other side. I thought I heard it from you.
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. I hope he smites you down.
What a guy. I had died 17 fucking times tonight. And you know what I really do success? And
here you can hear him. I'm really far to mice because he says we're on BBL hill. Oh, okay
that's no no no that's something that's... I killed the guy. That was a guy I killed.
would never be caught dead with a default skin. Let me tell you that.
Where's the guy?
Where is Peanut's body?
I'm on the other side of the stone wall.
Yeah
She's here on baby L. He'll do you say you're on pussy? Oh, I don't know what to think
Lost
He's already looted maybe
Maybe because this guy has had time
time to apply at nd.com to a management position, get promoted, work his way up to buy a car,
and grow the world!
You're the one that ran away!
What the hell is going on right here?
What is going on?
You see this?
You're in the same universe as you, you're in the fucking DC universe, and we're still
the Marvelous Cinematic Universe.
Can I be Spider-Man?
What are we supposed to do?
Can I be Spider-Man?
You can be Spider-Man.
Sweet. Sweet.
Bad news is you're dead.
Yeah, I was supposed to say he's dead.
And you are dead.
The good news is you can be Spider-Man.
Oh, thank goodness.
But don't worry, me and gimmick
we'll go and try to find all the stones
to bring you back.
Miles Morales. Hell yeah! Hell yeah! I mean don't do blackheads, but you can still do the hair,
you can still do the hair. I should do the hair? Okay. You can still do the hair.
You can tell people I'm Miles Morales. I'm Miles Morales! This is sweet! Oh fantastic, fantastic.
I'm going to see it this week. Spoilers.
You're talking about spoilers.
Is there a new Spider-Man movie?
There it is. And you know what's funny?
I saw The Odyssey and Zendaya,
John Berndtall, Zendaya,
John Bernstein Bears, and
Spider-Man are all in Odyssey and in Spider-Man.
Dude, they are raking.
They are raking, this is going to be the best month of their career.
Like three of the main actors are in both of the biggest movies of all time.
Tom Holland, that's the guy.
I'm saying, the same three actors are in the two biggest movies out at the moment, who
What's also happened to be two of the biggest movies of all time?
Oh, I mean, Spider-Man is one of the biggest movies of all time?
Yeah, don't it, dude, I'm not...
That was Avatar!
I didn't see Spider-Man.
The blue guys.
I didn't see the biggest movie of all time.
No, you didn't! You just did!
I said one of the biggest movies of all time!
So he made a billion dollars?
Yeah, Spider-Man wrote every fucking record in the world and the Odyssey also is, I think, the second highest grossing rate in our movie of all time.
So, they're making money there. They've probably got butts out. They're probably mooting their neighbors right now.
Oh my god. I love it.
Well, if they're that rich, they're probably neighbors with like Jeff Bezos. That means they're mooting Jeff Bezos right now.
They're mooting Jeff Bezos full asshole
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. The whole hall. Wow. Knowing that there's nothing Jeff can do about it. Wow. Wow.
Incredible. Ingridulous. Absolutely incredulous. Ingridulous. Incredible. We're getting out. We're getting out.
Excellency! Get a baby!
You think it's gonna be okay?
Who would have wanted to get?
I got three I got three scabs you guys are missing out
That's a stupid question. He was such a stupid quest. I didn't want to do it
I didn't want to complete the question. It's a stupid watch
You think that question stupid try the fucking no-armor quest on woods
I've already yeah, I did do that one. I did try that one
I
Just did that one with you guys today. I
Sorry guys, I didn't mean to project
Sorry, I just have a little PTSD from that round still I know it was like four rounds ago, but I'm still hurt
What what the Rishala one?
Yeah, and all the one where I where you guys were fighting a guy and I'm the one who was brave and bold and peaked them with my lunch
But with no armor in my one shot rifle.
Oh my God.
Oh yes, I remember now.
I remember now.
Yeah, I apologize guys, I was projecting.
Oh that's okay.
And I'm mad enough to admit it.
I'm mad enough to admit it.
You were so brave and stunning.
You were so brave and stunning.
I was projecting, I was projecting.
So brave and stunning, so brave and stunning.
It did a little number on me.
Oh, so brave and stunning.
Oh, so I said that, I said that doesn't sound like me at all.
My goodness, you know what that was mean that wasn't fair. That was you talking
That was me talking like a goblin and that wasn't
Guys, you know what you guys do is you do?
crazy super crazy
Super you this thing you just see and so far so good
Okay, you listen
Super crazy super crazy labs red super duper crazy labs red
We are super crazy super duper crazy crazy wacker to the labs red
Super duper?
I don't know if I have a key card to be honest
Wait what level do I uh can I buy him level 2?
I don't know
Yeah, yeah, I can buy one
You don't you don't have a single one
I'm not
Gimmick is poor and ugly doesn't even have a labs card
is his wife likes him it's like a it's like a make-a-wish situation but
permanent what she's dedicated her one mortal soul to help out this lost and
confused man it's very startled out of nowhere he's you turn the lights off
he's in the living room he is for him it could be a dungeon he is the last
I'm a handsome man. I'm a handsome man. All right. I'm a handsome man. No. She's a, she's
a Russian bride. She's a Russian. That's what's going on. She's not Russian. She's
check.
Checkers to the Valkia Bride, checkers to the Valkia Bride.
That's what's going on here, that's what's happening.
Also she's bisexual so that not only means I beat all the women in the world, I beat all the men as well.
So fuck you.
I beat every goddamn human on the planet and landed this lady.
So fuck you, fuck you.
Congratulations on your wife being my sexual guys
Congratulations
Congratulations
Yeah, twice as my late twice as hard as a regulation big congratulations twice as hard as a regulations huge wow
Big congratulations today go out my heart goes out to mr. gimmick because of this congratulations
God damn dude, how proud I am of that.
Oh, so proud.
I bet.
I beat every goddamn human on the planet.
Congratulations, congratulations.
100% of them were contenders.
Oh, by the mall, by the mall.
Congratulations.
Well, my lady is in the cows.
And what?
And what?
And what?
And what?
And pigs.
And so I beat all the humans and all the pigs in the cows.
So boom, boom, one up, I just went up to you.
Okay.
I just went up to you.
One up.
That is tough.
One up, yep, that's right.
I went up to you, I went up to you.
That's right, yes.
Don't try, don't go, visit any farms.
What does that mean?
She's also like into peanuts?
And peanuts, and peanuts.
I just double up to you.
I just double up to you, that's right, that's right.
I just double up to you, that's right.
my god, this is, you actually have a lot of time about that.
I actually don't think I'm going to be honest, I'm just typing the search bar, typing the
search bar.
Oh, you're right, you're right.
I forgot to add that, okay.
You see what?
That no go?
That's a no.
That's a no go.
That's the same.
That's the same.
Okay, this is what we'll do instead.
This is what we'll do instead.
Very simple, very supple.
Very simple, very supple.
Very, very simple, very supple.
You know what, guys?
You know what?
I say, you know what?
You know what?
Right.
I say, you know what?
right I don't know what do we do I don't want to question you what I don't
care I don't care it's too late than I'm gonna give shit with the what's the map
besides labs yeah we have the most PvP potential probably gosh we just did
That's your streets
Let's do some streets get some blue get some stuff
Fuck it. Let's do some dude worst case scenario. We get fucking rich best case scenario. We kill thousands of men
What happened said it's a it's a win-win situation. It's a win. We literally cannot fail win win
We literally cannot fail to win win. It's a win-win
right
Yeah, we had only and also we have to take the pizza boxes
Oh, dude, we definitely are gonna check it. I mean, that's a that's a given
You record in fact he and then transit the labs from factory
No, I shouldn't have a card for that
Go to streets, I find a card and then we go, you know we get we could go to we could go to streets
Loot filing cabinets
Hey, mr. P my lady just gave birth to that kid a baby girl named Ryan
Love you mr. Nutt by
Congrats on the little peanut
Beautiful stuff
What a thank you mr. Card. Oh, mr. Frog. Oh my goodness wait who better to you
Certify this this this great card in your wonderful event than mr. Fry
He actually used to be a pastor you should be a pastor Wow, thank you, Mr. Frog and allow me to say congratulations
as well. Oh
Congratulations
Congratulations, what?
That's the left ski card in there
Why?
Because my chance it's labs
You have we're gonna go we're gonna go we're gonna go to one million
All right
I've got a key card in my bottle
Don't tell anybody
I know when I when I say big arts, you know, you probably think of McDonald's.
I'm not talking about McDonald's.
We're gonna loot the place across from Big Arch, not to be confused with the McDonald's
hamburger.
We're gonna loot across from Big Arch and we're gonna get a Lapsky card and then we're
gonna transit to Laps.
It should be pretty hard if we're not in the red.
Gen G
Gen G what what happened to rain with us boss
Are you gonna have whispering in my ear? Oh, sorry. No, we were doing secrets. It was a secret
It was a secret. It was a secret. I was feeling kind of unconquerable. You guys whispering to each other
We didn't want anybody else to hear
secret
hurt us
Is it actually called the big arts in this game?
Oh my god, if there's the black division on this on this map again, this is I think this is the only map
I really see the black division. I will say if we see black division
Everything goes out the window. We get the we get the black division. Yeah, 100% 100% those guys
I feel like that. Well, let's just say it right now any map we ever see black division everything
It's it's yeah everything goes out the window everything you abandoned
You are quest you're banding your family you're in bed. Are you abandon your murals and you and you and you go ahead?
And you let him know you let him have it you let him have it got it right
Damn right
So the that's the first and only time I've seen him by the way
What who they just absolutely jumped me the black division was the first have you seen it boys?
Well, I saw him on labs, but first time I see him in a in a regular will see him this time
Which is what I got a dog. Hey, I'm getting a few and I'm getting an energy from the universe
We're gonna see this time on a percent
ride
it was me that was peanut those those yeah we got a book out from this go over
here yeah we got it out we got it out okay we're doing we didn't file in
cabinet until we see it black division which I will see the black division is
usually by command space and there's a lot of filing cabinet section become on
So I should go right there
We did come on
I mean if you want to if you want filing cabinets and streets that ain't it. Oh, that's it
That's all the party comes on. So there's a whole there's a hundred of them right there in commons place
Is it a player? Oh
Shit oh
Oh, I thought he was going to hit it.
I thought he was hitting it there for a second.
As you think.
There's a, there's a, there's a thing across from the arch.
It's the spot.
I'm just telling you right now, that's the spot.
Oh, it's command space, command space.
He's fit me.
I mean, we actually, okay, all right, all right, hold on.
That's 54.
Let's go downstairs here.
I'm going, I'm almost to tarpay.
I'm about to hit command spot with ease.
What the freaking heck?
Ten you come on sports the fighting cabinet. Hey, you're still with me, right? Yeah, I am
Okay, okay hit those
I'll help you with that. Yeah, I'll help I'll help I have one left
Okay
You do this without
Follow me, follow me, Ginger, follow me, follow me.
Yeah, you know where, you know where you're going.
Can you talk, Grenade?
You can, but it's just a matter of if somebody's on the gun.
Hmm.
You're just gonna peek him real fast.
Just get a real gun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get him real.
I was gonna peek him real fast, so fast you can't even see me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Engingeer you're gonna hit,
the Engingeer you're gonna hit another,
we're gonna hit, you know, we're gonna hit another.
of the gun you do what you need to do I'll tell you when we got the last
I think about here I hear a lot of complain about me you need that oh my
guys yeah he's here he's here yeah I feel like it yeah 75% right now he's
having the gun no fucking way a guy with a cucumber helmet just hop on the
And I just saw him ten times in the head. He's still not dead. What are the chances the gun guy?
Out there whatever you do out there mr. Peanut
We shot the gun again.
Such it, such it.
Oh, I got it back on the gun!
What?
He disappeared there.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
He disappeared back on the gun.
What is that?
What is that?
the gun what is that what is that did you see that I not hear move I don't see
move the dingle except a zero out of helmet before he kills me
Oh my god, oh my god, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Cooking, we're cooking.
Is that guy also going for the gun?
Dude, oh my god, that guy has a, uh, a rice yarn.
Are we so serious? What is going on today?
What is going on with these guys? What? What?
Are these stupid soldiers?
Everybody's got a fucking steel box on their head!
Are we so serious?
Are we super duper serious?
Are we so fucking for real?
I'm just...
this is ridiculous this is ridiculous this is ridiculous this is ridiculous
Nikita has it out for me because I made fun of his hooker wife they put a second
guy with a full metal box on his head on the gun fantastic fantastic guys I have
an update I killed the cucumber man on the gun with an entire clip just for
You got a hop on the gun.
Ah.
How's your... are you alive?
I am alive. I am alive.
That's what matters.
That's what matters most. That means there's still a chance.
That means there's still a chance.
There's still a chance.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna lock it.
He's gonna empty my mag into his mouth.
He's gonna empty my mag into his mouth.
Oh
These guys mean business these guys mean business
Oh, they're speaking Spanish!
Move those and play those!
Amigo!
Lock in.
The fight isn't over.
The fight isn't over until the fat lady sings!
Lock in!
I need to move up and down. My arm will be healed.
I really need to do this. One more shot. Here we go. Here we go.
Now I have you bastard.
This is madness. This is madness.
This is madness. This is madness.
This is Modus! This is Modus! This is Modus!
This is Modus!
He's unkillable, he's invincible!
He is, he's a god, he's a god! He's invincible!
One more peek. One more peek.
He's going top right off. Here we go.
Nice and easy.
I get him.
Get away.
Did we get him?
I think we got him.
We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Gang, a new update.
Second gun guy is dead.
I'm still I'm still working on infiltrating the enemy territory. I'm still working on it
is it slow but sure process I like how we're all in completely different places
we are fucking are you in Lexus you're in Lexus right I'm gonna head
Holy shit, he's not dead!
Oh my god!
Oh, I can play as a class.
Whatever you did, Mr. Peanut, I'll keep you.
He won't die!
He's a god, he's a living god!
Oh shit!
I'm going to die no oh
should we bring in the lectures that's me that's me that's me I'm behind you
Come on dead mostly God's a day. I'm out of ammo. I'm
You got I'm
I got the card to close the section key I got it I got it. It's safe to push up. It's safe to push up
What a nice cold team we're gonna be so trippy
Wait is that you spring? No here? What the hell? We're spinning
I just wait what
It was the guys of top
Yeah, it's gotta be up top. Yeah, they sprinted across the bridge 100%
Oh, there we go, a couple goodies, just a couple goodies, a goodie or two.
A goodie or two. Just a couple goodies.
Just a couple goodies, just a couple goodies, just a couple goodies.
Let me see five, five, six ammo. I can really use a five, five, six ammo box.
Roger Roger Roger Roger
Who's running in the lectures?
Hey!
Gotcha!
It's the what?
Oh.
He... the bag?
Oh God thank you, what's going on?
Oh genius genius genius!
Genius genius genius!
Genius genius!
Oh God thank you, what's going on?
340,000 rubles in this guy's pocket. Oh my God.
More than what you got in your sush.
Time to focus.
Well, that was not what I wanted to do, but it's the same difference.
I have a new guy. I'm Luton ammo.
I have a new guy?
SR2M with some mags on it.
Holy shit, this is S&V.
gimmick I just found 300 rounds of SNB ammo this is me over here don't shoot me
don't shoot me this is me giving don't shoot me I'm deep on the loot I'm deep
in the loot ain't no shooting going on here move towards the bodyguards
oh my god 300 rounds of SNB I could buy a boat I could buy a yacht with this
The S&B boys, S&B, incredulous.
Incredible, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, huge, huge maximum.
Now, all we need is the lab's key.
That's all we need, and then we can shoot that off.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, the terror group security armory key.
Is that something that kind of sounds like it's something?
Yes.
That's the uh, that's the one in the giant courtyard, um...
Not the...
Ooh! How do I say it?
I give up.
I give up.
I give up.
I give up.
That's one million dollars!
It's in a bank, in a courtyard.
That's all, that's all.
That's it.
That's it.
I give up trying to explain it any more than that.
I don't see one guy.
We're actually getting more than just actually one million dollar key.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness!
My goodness, my food!
It's a great, it's a great, it's a really good key.
It's a really good key.
It's a really good key.
We're doing great.
We're doing pretty good.
It's all the business.
Is it on labs?
No, it's on this map.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Ooh, the key of Greta Fortune!
Ooh, what the...
I keep to the roots.
The jibba's probably worth a couple dollars, kid.
Nice.
Little shopping, something?
Not finding a lab's key card yet.
God looking good.
I'm looking good.
Oh, Concordia 64 apartment key.
That sounds good.
Is that one good?
I don't know all of them specifically.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, lab skikon, yeah.
It's good for loot.
That's lab skikon.
This one here.
The baby.
Oh.
That's something.
That's something.
Oh.
That's something.
That's something.
That's something.
That's something.
That's something.
That's something.
That's something.
Oh, the lab's got it's right here, it's right here, this drawer, I can feel it.
There's some this drawer, I have fooled you, I have fooled you.
It was actually in this drawer all along, it was actually in this drawer all along,
all three of those were decoy drawers.
Look, it used to be so full, it was in the final one the whole time.
God, I'm not.
What?
That's right, John. Stop tricking me.
Oh, my God, you son of a bitch.
What's going on out there?
Are you okay?
Nothing. Nothing.
An idea. Cash register.
Yeah, all right, all right.
Little something, something.
Little something, something.
That's too shabby boys
Maybe moment now I will find the labs cut which we seek
Which we see.
80 moment now, 80 moment now.
Labs keep on.
Zelinski, uh, three apartment eight kids.
I'm kind of, dude.
You kind of stupid.
I'm fucking stupid.
Well, are you fucking out?
no no no I'm in I'm ready well hold on this whole goddamn quarter apartment 63
room key what about that one that one's out of the grade haha is that one good
so what is your good zone 650 thousand dollars really no okay that's not very
kind. This is not very kind at all. That is not very kind. This lab ski car is not
gracing me with its presence, I will say. I just, okay, yeah, I looted. Hold on, there's four more.
She's the least
He's the the lab ski car will surely turn up in these last three drawers here surely
Surely surely surely
Okay last one they were saving the best for last all these banks is he's banks is I
Have I failed you I
Failed you must give my guys a fairly greatly
I failed you greatly. I failed you greatly. I did not find a single abskeek on. I failed you greatly.
Well, like we said, worst case scenario, we get absolutely looted, and I will say I am absolutely looted.
I'm allergic to... Oh, shit. I'm allergic to one of the juices.
One of the juices?
The yellow juice I'm allergic to the yellow juice. Holy shit. Oh
tragic
What's that? Are you?
No, no, I'm not I'm not running. Oh, no, that's just captured it easy to get me
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm the one running. I was up at the shooting. Oh
I'm allergic to the snicker. I'm allergic to Snickers bars. Actually, that's pretty great
Fuck Snickers
Snickers easy
Eizy allergies so I'm allergic to peas and Snickers. I got one more. I've got one more as well
I've got one more as well. I've got ibuphofen and morphine. I would rather have your eyes. I would rather have your eyes
Blaws is tough. I'm gonna be like
I see we should doodle I see we should doodle at once I think I think we should doodle I'm actually kind of looted
that you
yeah
light you up with this hundred rounds of s&p
Oh, those guys.
What the?
Who's that me?
I'm dead.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Get it run! Get it fucking run!
Where?
Where? What?
He comes up, comes up, comes up, comes up, comes up.
He has a pistol.
I'm in like so.
Boy, is he gonna be surprised?
He comes around this corner.
I give him, and I give him a whopper.
I am going to a hundred rounds of freedom into his mouth.
I'm damned to turn this corner. I'm damned.
I just had to do a player scav as well oh no thank you
No, thanks.
No thank you.
Very good offer.
Very good offer, but no thank you.
No thank you. I appreciate the offer.
I really do.
No thanks.
No thank you.
You can gather my stamina really quickly.
Would you say these guys are stream sniping
or just regular scabs?
Mine was...
Probably just stream sniping.
Mine was just a, I came upon him.
Oh.
I came down, so.
They're good, they're so good,
cause I'm quite chunky, I'm a chunky monkey.
I walked into a building and I just got absolutely
drilled in the head.
I'm just gonna eat a can of tuna.
I'm just my hunger.
Now we move, now we are.
Follow me boys, follow me gang!
Oh, there's a kid back in there.
Why do I shouldn't even...
Oh, I'm so nutty, I'm so nutty.
Oh, Mr. Givey said that kid back in there.
He's really quick-laced.
I was so fucking loaded that I walked into a room
and just got killed in the side of the head by a player scout.
You know what that's it. He's scared. He's scared me. I'm on that one prison show and he's scared me straight
We are not going for the gear package. We are leaving this this ratchet place
Ratchet place once the riches are treasures
Riches and treasures. We are leaving immediately once immediately once there's no time to waste
oh
Oh, good heavens. I bet you this place is swarming.
The players have swarming.
Oh, they're gonna whip out their swarm on me.
And it's not gonna be very... very...
Oh, God. Oh, there's one of the swarming...
Oh, God. That's a real player, too.
Oh, I'm not a scammer. Oh, no.
Say! Say!
Hold on now.
I'm sure we can reach the compromise we both be happy with.
Hold on.
Hold on now, sir.
Hold on
Pudge
Oh, no, he's gonna whip out a squirma on me. Oh, God, this is gonna be very very crumb. Oh, God. Oh, no
Don't whip out your squirma on me
Oh
This place is swarming with busy beavers. Hard work.
There's another one. Oh, he's going to unbutton this pen to him
Swarmad, please speak!
Shall we get a little bit of stamina?
Shall we get a little bit of stamina?
Oooooooor!
Oooooooor!
GAH!
Oh god. Oh don't worry about your swim on me, that'd be very haram.
Oh, don't worry about your swim on me, that'd be very very haram.
Oh no. Oh no.
I'll tell you about here for a second. I'll tell you about here for just a moment.
Just so it's more against the camera back.
I
Know you guys have a great
I was
I should check the
Respond that that built that two-story building in Lexos. Oh
Yeah, really heading out to crash site. I was running to crash site just fucking extract and I said well
I might as well check the sim spot. I ran in the door and there's this player scav
Literally, oh right there drills me inside. Oh, that is very hot. Oh
Oh, he must have looked at his swarm on you.
Oh, I hate player scavs.
Oh, fucking hate him.
They have nothing to lose.
They have nothing to lose.
It's an insult to this game.
It's an insult to the spirit of this game.
Exactly.
They have nothing to lose.
There should be a wire hooked up from your power supply
and your computer to your nipple.
And that way, at least if you die as a scav,
Which is, it gives you a little whoop.
These are the whoop.
So there's at least some punishment for dying as a scab.
That way they have some fear.
They have no fear in their hearts
because they don't lose anything.
If you play as a player scab,
you should lose 10 years off of your real life.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Right.
Yes.
Yes, Nikita comes into your room
if you die as a scab
and he makes you chain smoke 500 cigarettes
and takes up just a year of your life right then and there.
Just 10 years.
OK, if Nikita comes in your room,
if you die, you may have a major change to look.
5,000 cigarettes, back to back.
Yep.
You have 5 or 6 first guys before you just die on the spot.
Excellent.
Genius, genius, genius.
Oh, total, total.
Well, gentlemen, let me tell you,
that was a fantastic last trade for me.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, that's great.
I was so happy for you.
I was so fucking happy for you.
I would like to firstly thank you for dying in the street.
Instead of I,
that was a momentous moment.
A momentous moment.
With whimsy and charm and
magical
essence.
It's very hallo.
Yes.
Very hallo.
Very hallo.
You gentlemen have a fantastic night.
a quick, light piece of burger to sacrifice us.
I am willing to risk it for us.
That is right, in the same as I am willing to make.
Enjoy your burger.
Have a good night, Jim.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
Adios, adios.
Boys, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
One more game.
Oh, you know what?
No, no.
I'm starving to death.
I'm going to get a massive juicy burger, massive burger, humongous, humongous.
I'm going to munch it, guys, I don't know, actually, I need some help real quick.
I started watching The Mentalist like two days ago.
All right, and I need a little bit of help, because honestly, I'm not really wanting to watch it anymore.
I need a little bit of help, guys.
For those of you guys who don't understand, The Mentalist is a show where a guy used to be, like, I'm not spoiling anything.
He used to be this guy who tricked people into thinking they could talk to the dead and you know those people like on TV
Oh
Aunt Jemima she had the farthest ass and she says hello from the other side
You know, you know that yeah
That's where it is and then but what he did was
He started becoming a detective instead
He and used it because he the way he was doing the Aunt Jemima whatever shit the shit is
is
Is is that you could see people's facial expression see if they were lying so you could help the police or whatever and
But I need some help guys. I just watched an episode last night where this lady
Was a psychic and she really was a psychic and that kind of just blows up the whole damn fucking show
Because the whole damn show is supposed to be about how psychics are fucking fake and there's a real psychic
I don't even know about to watch anymore. It kind of just ruined the whole show for me. Is that something? Is that something?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Keep watching. I promise.
Maybe. I don't know.
Okay, maybe I don't know. It's just the whole premise of the show is that psychics don't exist and that's like kind of his thing.
is that he was drinking people and then she's a fucking lady it's just a real
psychic and it just blows up the whole show
hmm oh hold on she was fake how did she know that thing about the guy you'll
soon find out oh oh they're gonna pull it back for another episode okay I see
what's going on. Oh, okay, okay, all right, never mind. Okay. Okay, hold on. Okay, no
more spoilers. No more spoilers. No more spoilers. No more spoilers. No more spoilers. No more
spoilers. No more spoilers. Okay, that's good news. That is great news. Thank you. I was
about to stop watching. I was about to stop watching it. She's a rat person, a rat person.
Hmm, hold on wait a second watch three ninjas guys. What is three ninjas? What is that you guys keep talking about that?
Do we know what three ninjas is? What is that three?
ninjas movie
1992
Hold on
In a second guys, I prefer to watch movies from this century. I'm not gonna lie to you
I'm not gonna lie to you. I really really like it when it's from this set of 100 years. I
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Young siblings rocky coat and Tom Tom Douglas. There's no way that's a real name
Arrived for their summer stay. Oh not
arrived for their summer stay with their ninjitsu master grandpa Victor Wong
Okay, hold on
Pulling me in it's
Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Tom Tom
Victor Wong
Hold on now
It's sucking me in let me continue
was passed out as vast knowledge of martial arts to the boys,
but they are accosted by the criminal Snyder,
a rogue ex-student of grandfathers
who kidnaps the boys as part of a scheme
to get their FBI agent Dad Sam.
But Snyder doesn't know just how skilled his abductees are.
Whoo! Whoo!
Oh, wax on
Wax off wax on wax on
Okay, mr. Miyagi, mr. Miyagi type shit. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. I could maybe see that
I can maybe see that have you guys. Oh, is this a really popular movie?
Guys type one if you see this movie type movie not just movie
I wonder if this is like a very nice. Yeah, I see it has a five point four a
A 35% rotten tomatoes and a 36 on Metacritic
But you guys already kind of know my position on game reviewers and movie reviewers
They're all the literal dumbest people on this fucking planet. So it's not really mean a lot
Best worst movie ever
I'm telling you they will play like I
Don't know minecraft and they'll sit there for 30 minutes
Clicking on the ground
Clicking on a tree looking up at the sky and so this game is far too hard
It has no point to it no point that'll just quit and let's get off and write a review. It's crazy. It's insane
Insane they will literally that don't play they'll play Call of Duty or something and then and then and then
The the run half the first mission and they'll write a full length of you a full length of you a mile long as if they
Are the makers of it as if they were there when the ancient scrolls were written zero maintenance exactly zero maintenance
Joe maintenance Joe means
Cop had review was that oh
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They need maidens
It will you play broke wizards on release?
It's a wizard game where you take odd jobs to pay for your imp landlord before eat the whole lot
They broke wizards
What is that they leave pull that up you leave pull that up yet. We is that a real game?
broke
Broke wizards hold on
Hold on we say is it like you're broke wizard and then you and then you get a ton of money and you become a young rich wizard
Is that hold on me? I'm okay. Steve is now open. Let me
Broke wizards. Let's see here. Guys check out this spell like wait no no no you're gonna
Oh
Yo, let's do guys and we got a new landlord. Yeah, but we're broke. Yes, we got to find a job
Alright
I told you not to eat that.
The only way to travel.
Where are we?
I don't think we're alone, guys.
Wait, where does this take us?
Bottom's up.
Bestie! This has to hit!
Come on, come on, come on! Wow!
That's a lot of work.
I'm not gonna lie to you I didn't like the trailer that much but guys listen just trust
me on this one just trust me I feel like with the exact right crew it could work it could
work i'm i'm not certain i'm not certain i'm not certain but i feel like with the exact
right crew it could work, it could work, it could work, we'll see we'll see it we'll
see we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see uh
well what's the other game that i've been seeing on twitter what's that game it was it
was apparently everybody's talking about how it was starting to be made before friends
slot was made it was a big walk big walk this is a game I saw so many moons ago
and it just came out look at this voice
it's a game about walking and talking you and your friends walk around the
big open world and talk to each other. Talking in big walk feels pretty natural.
But sometimes communication can get complicated. Like maybe you get split up.
Where are you two? Over. While you explore, you keep talking using walkie-talkies.
Now we still can't see you. We're gonna check it higher. Over. Copy that. Oops.
But sometimes someone might accidentally drop their walkie-talkie off a cliff.
and all of a sudden you'll have to improvise with other tools.
Hello! Can you hear us now?
It's meant to be played with your friends, but how many friends is up to you?
You can play with just two of you, or three, or four, or if you really want, you can play with way more than that.
Hello!
Sometimes big walk is again about making a plan for what to do next.
Yeah, okay, it's just over there. If we head up this ridge and then down into that valley,
we can get to the beach we saw the other day.
So maybe you decide to head up this ridge, down into that valley, and get to the beach you saw the other day.
But on your way there, you might come across one of these funny, sort of teamworky challenges that are all over the place.
These challenges are how you make progress in the game, and they all make you work together in different ways.
Like in this one where you're separated by sandproof glass and you need to figure out
new ways to communicate without talking.
So you do the challenge and you get this thing, ta-da, and it seems important.
So you keep heading towards the beach and as you're walking you see a train coming.
It's heading the right direction so you all decide to run for it.
And you catch up to it just in the nick of time.
Once everybody jumps, aboard, ah.
Big walk is a game where sometimes you'll end up on your own.
And maybe you realise it's not so bad getting lost in the bush.
I don't know why that was like kind of horrid.
Sometimes it's nice just to sit by a creek and listen to the wind in the trees.
Dude, that's kind of war out there, that's...
You guys are gonna say that was kind of war there for a second.
And sometimes after the sun goes down, you might start to feel a little bit scared.
Big Look is a game where you might need to form a search party
and go looking for your lost friend and die.
Hey! You got me! Where are you going?
Once you're back together, you get to hear everything that happened while you split up.
And when you finally make it to the beach, you might pitch some music.
It's just right for watching the sunrise together.
No, I'm feeling it.
I just realized, oh my god.
So as much as Big Walk is a game about walking and talking, it's also about exploring and
getting lost and doing challenges, and sometimes not really doing anything at all.
We love playing this game, and we hope you will too.
Big Walk comes out August 4th.
Goodbye.
Go ahead.
First stop? Firstly. Firstly. Firstly. Firstly. I really kind of like that they didn't, you
know all the other friends, well okay I'm gonna call it friendslop, I saw on Twitter
that apparently they've been working on this for like six years and it's not 10th with
friend slot but just whatever just shut up for a second I all a bunch of other
friend slot games they tried to the trailer where they show the funniness
of it by telling jokes and you know you're like oh look how funny it is I
kind of liked how they didn't do that it's explained the game you come on
it was I kind of like that I kind of like that because what makes it funny is
is playing with your friends and stuff.
Not like a couple developers playing with,
I kinda liked how they did that.
I kinda like how they did that.
Secondly, boys, secondly, this,
I'm telling you, I saw some stuff online,
and apparently this is not a friend slot game.
Really, it's just like, this game started in development
before friend slot was even a term.
Many years ago, many years ago.
That's what I saw, I don't know if it's true
that's what I saw online, I have no idea
that's what I saw.
I think I'm gonna try that.
I think I'm gonna try this.
I think I'm gonna try this.
I think I'm gonna try that game.
I think I'm gonna try that game.
I think I'm gonna try that game.
Again, I think with the right crew,
that could be a cool game.
Mm-mm, yeah, too much, too much, too much.
Halo beta, what's Halo beta?
Is there a new Halo game coming out?
Hold on.
Is it called Halo beta?
What is that?
What is Halo beta?
I'm not seeing it when I taping Halo. I just see Halo can't be devolved, Halo Infinite, Halo Definitive Edition, Halo Massive Teaclos.
Hmm, Code and Exhaust? Oh, Code and Exhaust. Let's look at that one. That's what I've been wanting to play for a while.
Uh, Uncle John 3 Cent, do you remember when you used to spin the wheel for giveaways?
Time flies and you haven't lost any weight.
Oh, much like the old screen.
I have launched weight!
Oh.
Thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
Let me look at this game. I've heard a lot about this game.
This is a game I've played a lot.
They thought it was over, Exile.
You were defeated.
Broken.
Forgotten.
They were wrong.
Hey, straight down, straight down, straight down.
Straight down.
Oh
Not allowed to do it
Love oh burn with life. Oh slay and survive
replace return
Okay, all right, okay, that looks pretty cool. Okay, all right. Oh, we got that get the oh
Good heavens. Oh, good heavens. That looks that looks pretty cool. That looks pretty cool
That looks pretty cool right there
That was it. I'll probably try that to use a more e-date. Let's take a look at that
Yeah, you know I'm telling you the code in excise I've heard a lot about the game how old is that game
How old is code in excise me? He doesn't need to listen up. Oh, that's no and that was
I'm fucking flies. He is ago
Damn damn
damn it. Oh my goodness. Okay. Wow. That's see. Okay. I'm about to say like three. Um,
that I'm having a lot of good stuff. I call it X house. A lot of good stuff. Everybody's
been telling me play that game. That's got it. That's got to be what we try. That's
got to be what we try. 100% 100%. Let me do hold on. Let me go check out this gears boy
either. Everybody's been chatting about as well. We get a little peep. Get a little
What's going on here?
this city is under local control
there is nothing
near there
ooh
ooh
I'm not training!
Hey! The good guy died!
You are this asshole.
By the gods, by the gods, boys, I have not played Gears of War in many modes, many, many
modes, many modes, many modes, it's like a multiplayer dupe, guys, I can't really remember
back in the day, did people play this game, this type of game, or Gears of War specifically,
Did they play it more for multiplayer or more for the story?
Because I don't think I've ever really played multiplayer on Gears of War.
I used to play Gears of War back in the day, just very seldom.
Both?
I'm sure it was that good.
It was that good.
They played both.
It was that good.
Like, you know how I'm calling it, everybody buys it for the multiplayer nowadays.
Nobody really cares about the Hoosie.
Oh.
All right, boys.
Give me your honest opinions.
What's this game?
I heard Mr. Merks did not enjoy it that much.
It's what it's just go is this going good are you guys enjoy this one?
He sucks oh word gosh gosh gosh
This he did. Oh, you did enjoy it. Mr. Mike's did enjoy it. This might be something. I try that looks pretty fine
That look pretty fun. I heard there's a huge skill gap though boys
I heard the good players are really good and the bad players are really bad. I
Whoo, whoo, whoo, oh
Oh, oh not really very true.
Drowning a man, I guess we have to take a beef man.
They be cooking finally, so they're cooking,
they're cooking, they're cooking.
Big beefy boys jumping over stuff.
Guys, I'm telling you, that looked pretty fun.
I love the huge monsters, I love the shooting,
the gore, the sounds of everything, the way you walk.
It was, it stood out to me.
You know, how you walk, it was just boom, boom, boom.
Immersion, it's what I'm looking for.
It looked immersive, it looked immersive.
Yeah, I might try that, I might try that right there.
I might try that right there.
I might try that right there, that looks cool.
That looks cool, that looks cool, that looks cool.
Mm, grab it, I already don't grab it, I already don't grab it.
That's a good game, that's a good game.
All right, boys, all right,
I'm gonna go ahead and head on up.
Grab a quick burger, a quick burger,
a quick burger.
Ah.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Well, I see you guys are doing lots more games.
We'll check out many more games soon.
Many more games soon.
Many more games.
We'll check out many more games soon boys.
We'll check them out.
We'll check them out.
Also, by the way, this is the thing apparently,
that hotskies.
And I'm thinking about maybe doing it.
I'm maybe.
At the beginning of his streams, he has this tool that goes on the screen just right here,
like just like right there.
And what happens is it's completely empty.
And then you guys post links to the chats, like videos or like whatever.
And then it fills up a queue on my screen and I can click through it and like see what's
going on.
a month. If we do that, you have to promise not to put old grandma porn links because
I'm just gonna be hitting the next and cue button. I'm not gonna be looking at the links.
I'm not gonna know what's coming up. Okay, if I see one fucking old haggling vagina,
I'm ending the stream.
I'm ending the stream.
I'm ending it right then and there.
I'm getting off for the day.
All right?
Okay, so if I do, if we do that, it's on you.
It's on you, my boy.
You cannot be putting grandma on grandma action.
No grandpa, no grandpa either.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
So no grandpa on grandpa action.
No grandma on grandpa, no grandpa on grandma,
no grandma, no grandma, no grandpa, no old people,
grandma just ravaging each other.
Nothing like that, nothing of the sort.
Can't mods review?
Do you want me to tell my mods the sort through hours
and hours of grandma porn?
I
Mean just so much old grandma porn
All right, okay
You know what I bet they'll be thrilled. I will I bet they will be thrilled to hear that
Obviously it probably just be easier for me to only allow
Blinks from certain websites like nothing from Twitter and
And maybe like TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, stuff like that, that'd probably be the easy
way to do it.
Because that stuff gets auto modded on there anyway.
I think.
Actually, that's not true.
I've seen greasest things on those apps.
I've seen some egregious things.
I've seen, I mean, there's videos where you wouldn't even be able to skip it.
I mean, the N word just flies out of my my phone's volume receptacles before there's even time to react.
So we'll have to figure out some fashion of moderation, some fashion, some fashion of moderation.
Uh, how does that shoot? All ass, all ass, all ass, all ass.
Um, hmm.
Oh, hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, Hutch does twitch only clips?
I get the I get the latest and the greatest though from Twitch only
Well, I get the latest the greatest
Twits YouTube. Yeah, Twitch and YouTube. I feel like if I only did twitch and YouTube
Stuff you wouldn't really be able to put anything in there that would be crazy
Those are these those things YouTube are pretty darn good about
That's never stop
Um, would I get the latest and the greatest?
Honestly, you know what?
YouTube, I'll get the latest and the greatest probably.
Yeah, and honestly,
if I get like a breakdown of it too,
it's you to be the point, like breaking down what happened.
Yeah, honestly, we'd probably do that.
That makes more sense.
Yeah, you honestly might just do YouTube, which I,
why, yeah, that was my word.
That's my word.
That's my word.
That's my word.
Um, mm, mm.
Hmm
Man people who sinned to us stuff you oh
I know that it's I know that but let me tell you I've been banning people for two and a half years and what do you know?
What do you know guys? There's more bad people in the world. I know I thought I got them all
I thought I got every bad bad guy in the world, but somehow there's more they're sucking
So although that helps to punish them. It doesn't really help to stop it
Um, yeah, I know I know I know I know all right all right gang
I'm heading to bed. I'm grabbing a quick burger and hadn't right right to slumber right to slumber
Right to slumber. I'll be back on tomorrow. I'll be back on tomorrow for some
I don't know what we're gonna do, but I probably talk about
With mr. Hard to mr. gimmick honestly, I'm kind of wanting doing some party games this weekend
I can't one of these a party games weekend
So, honestly, I might do a little bit of,
a little bit of shaking it up,
a little bit of shaking it up.
Who knows? Who knows?
Who knows? I gotta wanna shake it up a little bit.
I wanna shake it up.
All right, gang.
Oh, I will be playing Apex here as well.
Good night, everybody.
Good night. Good night, everybody.
You know what, dude?
You know what we should do?
A little Mr. Merck's, it's Timmy Apex, man.
Would that be, oh, that would be so naughty.
Oh, that would be so naughty.
That would be so naughty.
Oh, that would be so naughty.
That would be so naughty.
Sorry so natty
C parameter
C it must be
Maybe we'll see we'll see we'll figure it out guys milhões and we'll have some good time
We'll have some good time we won't look that all right good night everybody good night now game have a good night now
man the bad bugs fucked your ass get out of here get out get out before it's too late
get out get out get out before it's too late get out
Good night!
to dope shit, man.
The game's got a lot of clean paint
And every day, the game's got a limit in the game
I said to my baby, I'm trying to play
And my state buddy's staying in the mix
And really trying to get my place
The game's got a lot of clean paint
And every day, the game's got a limit in the game
I'm going to read this to my steak and forget that it's going to my toilet.