TheBurntPeanut
[BEST DROPS] TARKOV SEASONAL | DAY 5 | LABYRINTH QUEST LINE | GIMMICK X JOHN | FREAK BOB FRIDAY | #BUNGULATE
08-08-2026 · 7h 48m
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I got a bitch inside
You rob with a man's in a ride
Take it a bit, just a bite
Take it when we get in the sky
Rob in the make bed, she do lines
I talk about her guessing it's fine
I'm just a playback, but she fine
I gave her the shoes, she died
I gave her the shirt, where she died
I gave her the shirt, where she died
I came in that bitch with a knife
Blessing me, taking her life
I don't have a no-brainer
If you call up, you play it for fun
Fuck a bitch for a brand new body
And I stop it and know you know it
I'm a no-brainer for a cat
The bitch is sending my rap
The bitch was supporting my life
Fuck a bitch on the back of the carry
Fuck a bitch on the back of the learn
I don't know if I'm a bitch, call back
When you fuck a bitch back, you win
Little bitch with some legs at the gig
Let's go let's go
So I lost a little bit of oxygen right there boys.
I had to recuperate before the stars took me gentlemen.
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something.
I've come up with an ingenious plan.
An ingenious plan, one so insurmountable.
Now I know you already always say, peanut, no one is smarter than you.
No one.
How you have I'm sorry would would would yield at such intelligence
I know that is the usual consensus term, but I come up with an ingenious plan to make infinite riches
infinite riches
infinite XP
infinite
progression past every streamer every streamer. I am not muted
I'm not muted and that is you fuck yourself immediately if you have type muted in the chat
you are cursed for 10 years. You are cursed for 10 years. Your crops will die. Every time
you take a sip of water, it will be slightly a different temperature than what you want.
If you want cold, it will be lukewarm. If you want hot water, if you're boiling noodles,
it will take twice as long. It will take twice as long. It will become insurmountably
upset. I have cursed you for 10 years. If you have type unit in the chat, I have
I have a plan, I have a plan, and it's insane.
It is a great plan.
I don't know what you said Murphy, it went away too fast.
It went far too fast.
Let me tell you something gentlemen, let me tell you something.
Everybody's out here doing this.
Oh, won't be able to listen to PKs though, like you.
Ah, ah, Mr. Murphy, oh hey, you know what, hey.
Fuck yourself, fuck yourself with the largest object
in your garage, maybe even detach the muffler from your car,
and shove it way up there, way up there,
how'd the poop come out, like rabbit pellets.
Now listen very carefully, gentlemen, very carefully.
I have come up with an ingenious plan
for infinite riches and infinite ex-me.
All these hooligans, all these fools,
all such fools, they are running around,
questing, looking for Jager's introduction note, or whatever, collecting gas and alliging
to slay was, or whatever they're doing. Fools, fools. But the sweaty players, oh those guys,
those guys are doing something a little different. Those guys are speeding through boring ass, boring
ass quest line to get right to the ice figure. They say that's where we get the
most money and the most XP but hold on but hold on now but hold on now hold on
wait a minute I have not seen one person mentioned the lab with gentlemen
the lab but hold up wait a minute I have not seen one person we are going to
speedrun the entire lab with questline and get to lab before anyone even has
a chance to be there. We will become rich beyond our wildest dreams. Our wildest dreams.
No one will even be there. No one has even thought to go there. I haven't seen one person
even say the word, Labrin. That's a damn good deal. Oh yes, that's right. That's right.
Genius, genius, genius, genius, genius. That is right, boys. Now, unfortunately, John
is level 14 and it requires him to be level 15 to start this quest. So we're
We're gonna have to kind of do a little dicking around for like 25 minutes probably get him leveled up
Oh, I don't even see John at the discord. Hold on. What the hell is good gimmick? Where is John at?
He just left the discord. What wait? What you're like 10 seconds ago. I swear. He was here 10 seconds ago
I'm getting word he is Reese Reese
Hard of restore he started easy start. Oh, oh
Oh, either one either one. We are welcome. We are welcome in your back. Oh
Well, what happened what happened? I don't know my brother in Christ went all fuzzy and then I said, oh guys don't go anywhere. Oh
Yeah, oh
You do a full restart. Oh, yeah
Yeah, sorry, mr. John because it adds like a millisecond delay to my mouse, so I couldn't have that
By the way guys, I've just filled in the bungalows on a masterful plan. Oh my goodness.
Oh, same, same, same.
I'm telling you, listen, think all the sweaty guys, if they're going for one of these final goals,
they're going for icebreaker. They're not going for labrador. We will have the whole palace to ourselves.
And anyone who dares to have done it with us, anyone who dares to have stolen our idea,
ripped our intellectual property straight from us without any contractual agreement,
We will put them down! We will lead them into the shadow round! Head first!
Oh my God! Do the Nutsack Balaclava sells for $222,000?
Selling that shit! Sell, sell!
Sell!
You would do that to me? You would do that to me?
No, well, no, I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
You just got me $44,000.
Okay, the Nutsack does not go for two hundred and twenty thousand. I just check
No, no, no 22,000 not 22,000 did I say
Yes, oh no, no, no just twenty two thousand. Sorry. Sorry still still
I was saving them, but why show those things out of here
Those are a piece of me
Well, yeah, but and I appreciate that and I appreciate you
Blessing me with forty four forty four thousand rubles
Well, if our friendship is worth forty four thousand rubles, which may I remind you a rubles with less than a fucking turkey cheese token
He's token you son of a bitch
Fine that's all our friends. Hi. It's all our friends. We're not it. Well, no, I got a new order coming in
Those were old ones. You know what? I was gonna congratulate you because I heard it's your birthday
But I don't think I am anymore. Yeah, it's not my birthday. Yeah, your birthday game. It might as well
Celebrate it now that you show my nuts sacks
Well, you want me to just keep all your nuts? Yes. Yes, hanging out in my
Yes, every time you have a nunchak, you keep it in there for infinite time.
Never sell the nunchak.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, it's disrespectful.
It is disrespectful.
It is going to be heinous.
I'm not going to just pick them up, young man.
It's going to really fill up my inventory.
It's going to be a real serious problem.
It's going to leave them on the ground in the gutter on the street.
Well, if I have to keep them in my inventory, I have precious little space.
Very precious little space.
I mean, it's a good problem to have, but Lord have mercy.
Fine, the gods.
All right, fine. You know what fuck your birthday fuck your birthday
Yeah, my eyes will not be my eyes will not be that's right. Let's we're skipping your birthday which is today. Yeah, which is today
We're skipping your stupid birthday. It was stupid birthday. You're a stupid man with a stupid birthday
I didn't sell them. I didn't sell it was a joke. I didn't say I kept them
I put them in my glass case
your birthday today. I'd find fun. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Come on, everybody,
to you. Happy birthday, dear Gary. Happy birthday to you. I appreciate that, guys. I'll send you
the address where to send the gifts. Actually, I'm Amish, and in my culture, the birthday person
gives me gifts for celebrating. Yes. And I'm Mormon. So I just soak inside of you for three hours.
Yeah. So I'm not on this or Mormon. Well, I'm not on this or Mormon. That sucks. Well, you better
be receptive to our culture. Yeah. You all up. Is you guys appropriate our culture? Holy
shit. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. If I did send you gifts, that would be cultural
appropriation and I'm being doing the
respectful thing and not giving you gifts.
He is slandering our culture. He is
slandering our culture. I'm not slandering it.
I'm not. What are you going to do next? Where's
Sibraro? Where's Sibraro? Got some
Marcarino's? Jesus Louise, the gall of some
people. Cultural appropriation. Right
here. You see him? Marcarino. You see him
appropriate? What? Is that a Quaker song?
Oh, hey, Macarena.
Was that Macarena?
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
Hey, Macarena.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Is the Macarena like the egg that you shake?
Hey, Macarena.
Is it like the what?
Is it the egg you shake with the?
No, that's a Morocco.
That's a Morocco.
Yeah.
And a Macaroon is a dessert.
Morocco's is sweet.
You just shake them around.
You already mapped out like a rhythm or a or a guideline they just I they go well with any song
Macarena's go good with every song every song they do they do they really do they really do they really do it's a vibe
That's right. It's a vibe. It's a vibe
What maracas maracas maracas?
Maka Maka Raka. Yeah, no Marcos Moscow
Maka Rana's and Maracas Maka Rana's in Moscow with Putin
I mean, Margarita in Morocco, Moscow with Maracas and having are doing the
Margarita. Many men in my maracas in Mexico, Margarita in Moscow playing the
Marca Reina's eating mac macaroons eating eating macaroons exactly exactly
exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly
exactly exactly exactly let's run
let me get you here boss what's your name again who are you are you crap
where's little slut oh and mr. oh and then silly gimmick of course here you
are silly give me remember the plan we go right to that place that told you
We have to go to and you do your to mr. John and we always can do a lot out of that
Okay, I have this note that I can only get one time
Yeah
Okay, we'll protect you. We'll protect you. Let me go first. I'm a demon. I'm a demon in this in the seats
I'm a demon. I mean in the streets in the streets in this
the streets in the streets in the streets in the streets in the streets in the street
I'm a demon in the streets
All right ready to rumble ready to rip
When is P now it's birthday I
Was born 4,000 years ago. I have forgotten. I forgot my birthday. I was born
Many moons ago. I I'm one with the earth. I have one with nature the one with the trees
I have I have no birthday. I have no start. I have no end. I've just I'm just
I was just hanging around, just hanging around.
I was chilling with the dinosaurs.
I was chilling the boys.
I was chilling with the dinosaurs.
I'm very old.
I remember the T-Rexes they told the funniest drugs off, but they brought the sources
Who did they have the best dick game are you 65 million years old?
Yes, I am yes, I know we called the brought the sources the horses of the dinosaurs because they had
I've heard that I've heard that
Even though horses were on it
I was forward in time
Figured out what a horse was but back in time hung out with the bottom sources and the t-rexes
It's it's cock-based now. I was gonna say they'd probably be the worst thing to ride you'd have to climb like you'd have to have some serious
It's like
Endurance to climb a ladder out their leg just to sit on top of them couldn't even see where you're going
Did you know it's cock-based?
Did you it's cock-based, but did you know did you know that because of the fossils we can get from dinosaurs
We can reconstruct their bone structure, but that's about it
everything else is just a random guess so in reality the T-Rex could have been a
huge fat plump round giant chicken and we would have no idea you have no idea
with a huge cock with a huge cock I mean massive massive wiener massive wiener
Mm-hmm
Exactly exactly exactly exactly completely wrong, but all right now. You know what you're talking about. I was there that guy
Dinosaur's dude. I was literally yeah, I was literally there do not try with me on the ancient scrolls fool
I were there when they were written
Transfer that note back oh
Oh, I'm talking to me and my chicken D-Rex. We used to take long walks on the beach
We went to Paris. Well, obviously before it was Paris, but the the
the
The pterodonts in Paris actually still cooked up croissants and so me and my T-Rex
Lover, we would enjoy those and in prehistoric paris
Mm-hmm. You know what's crazy is that everybody was still smoking cigarettes in Paris back then
65 million years ago. I'm 65 million years ago. Yes, that's right
I would I would see a lot of stories leaning on the side of a building
Smoking an entire pack of maverick reds back to back. Nothing has changed
Nothing is how we wasn't back then it was still panjia, right? Well, yeah, it was it was panjia
are like hundreds of millions of years. Yeah, you know, you know, shocked. Maybe they're
maybe they're actually super science are older than all the dinosaurs.
Uh, it's true. It's true. It's true. Socks are older than all modern rendition. No, no, no, no,
the way. The way or the whale shark, the whale shark specifically, right? Maybe the whale
shark specifically, but I thought it was just sharks in general. But maybe the whale
shark is older than they were there before they were there before the dinosaurs were
even here yeah I think it's the I think it's specifically the whale shark is like
has not evolved in like a ridiculous amount of time but I'm not I'm a little
fuzzy on that 450 you kind of look like something Wow Wow we all saw it's
created the dinosaurs okay so what I think happened was was a whale shark
had sex with like a platypus and right out comes like some mutated
Alabama T-Rex and so he's got really small arms that's how they got the small arms but
like the giant thighs. I mean let me tell you the T-Rex is starting only fans they got the
thickest thighs in the whole dinosaur kingdom. They got thick thighs. Absolutely, absolutely,
absolutely, absolutely. They got thick thighs. Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. Now let's
RIDE!
You
Don't why didn't you tell me
That's impossible I'm gonna grab my book
Okay
if we got to get John level 15 and give it we got to get she done with that shady
contract is caught up in class yeah yeah yeah I totally forgot to bring
therapists know but he's not in the middle that's that's not important to
our I hear people by the way shooting the middle building the one with the
Died gun?
I told you I'm not going to come back and do what you should be doing.
What should we do, boss?
Please, I have a family, I have kids, I have a...
Oh my god, I'm not with you guys.
Hi.
Hey, well, that's me, that's me.
Yeah.
Yeah, hi.
I'm not certain you were certain of that.
I wasn't.
I'm not certain you were certain that that was me.
Sir, is that a razor scope?
I'm pretty sure your stash is worth less than...
$500 and you're running around with a razor scope? Is that correct?
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, I got it in drops, baby.
See?
You just flexed and put that in there, sir.
Honestly, why do you have to go to the other damn witching den?
That's what people are.
Oh, there's Japanese over there.
There's a wine store.
Are we...
Let me go first.
Let me go first.
That way, if I die, you guys just have to do your quests.
Are we in the terrible building right now?
Uh, no.
I don't think so.
I think that's the one with the sizes.
It's on the other side of the map.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, this feels so fucking good.
I got all the starters from the US.
I got to visit the liquor store.
I got to visit the Emiratom Extract.
I got to visit the other machine gun.
But the most important one is I got to get the key off
that scientist's computer.
Where are you at, Jimmy?
I haven't seen you in a long, long time.
Long, long time.
I'm right behind Mr. John.
I'm right next to Mr. John.
Oh, well, come on over, boys.
I'm going to the middle building.
We've got to get to the question quickly, quickly,
quickly, quickly, quickly.
With haste.
Absolutely.
Great haste.
With great haste.
You must proceed, there's no time to waste.
There's definitely somebody here.
So I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna piece this ass up.
You know what, I'm gonna get this done.
Beautiful, beautiful.
You gotta watch out, because I'm coming on in.
I'm coming on in.
I'm...
Hey, bitch boy!
I know you're up here, pal.
You're in for real hurtin',
you're hurtin' for squirtin'.
You're hurtin' for squirtin'.
Yeah.
Watch this.
There's no one up here, there's no one up here, there's actually no one up here.
All right, okay. Oh, I see a guy
Did you get him? Mm-hmm. Don't you worry nice excellent work target eliminated
Did you get your question? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I will we have connections the scientists man
Hit the wine store and then we go to the yeah, well you particularly go after really hit the wine so
it's your Crocs. No, no, no. The side of the thing is the top priority. Yeah. Well, let's let it scoot down.
Yeah, but I mean, but I mean we're right here. Now boys, well, that's all I can see. That's dangerous,
very dangerous. Very dangerous. Now let me tell you boys, I heard lots of shoes
And because they weren't this bird, they were definitely
the other sex ones.
So keep your people's, keep those people's.
They're gonna be wrestling.
They're gonna be wrestling.
Rastlin'.
Yes, wrestling and fastling.
Cars here?
Oh, fantastic.
I need to extract, I need to extract on car extract.
We'll hit the side system with the car extract.
Just stay behind me.
I'd rather be down than you once.
I don't have enough for cars.
That's good.
I would launch some money.
I
Just died that I didn't even know about and he left me a great fortune in his name
He left me two properties on the beach in Miami in Miami and about 32 billion dollars
I will pay for your car
Yes
Is anybody inside no no no just you're coming in I'm coming in coming in
He makes me out in the middle of the thing
Well, I heard I heard somebody else. I hear some oh you think he's outside. Yeah, yeah, give me for you
I'm right here to the left
Approaching on this other side John if you come in you you got a rod you got a spit boss ready
three two one go that's gotta be the
middle of nowhere let's just get out
inside fuck this guy I stay back boys
stay back they're gonna be taking this
off
stay back you got this check the VIP
very important oh wait they're coming up
you know he's all the way down there
I'm gonna go he's laying down on the
very left side of the hallway
did you see that? did you see that?
fuck you!
fuck you!
oh grenade!
you're getting grenade by scab!
no that's by the batman
John I need your scope
I need your scope to this guy
run over here
go double fuck
give me that gun
focus
come on go
What you got here? What's up? What's up again? You know?
There's one outside in the back. Yeah, I'm looking looking looking
He's in the courtyard. He's in the courtyard all the way on the other side by wine store. I
Tagged him once but I backed off we tagged each other. I'm gonna peek and kill this guy down here. What's it?
More more magazines over there
Where'd he go? Oh
Oh, where'd you go?
Guys, you guys, I know here is no longer here.
Jesus, I can't find it.
Perfect, that's terrifying. More magazines right below me.
Honestly, just swap back, just swap back.
Now I can push, I can just push regular.
I'm gonna start to doozy, start to doozy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Honestly, let's get you guys to the side.
We're getting pushed, we're getting pushed from behind.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch!
You come in here, I said you straight the fuck in hell!
He's underwater now.
Are you drowning? Are you drowning?
Bitch, he's drowning. Bitch, he's drowning.
Do not underwater. Help me.
Do not redeem. Do not redeem.
Because you get out from outside the park.
I want to come get ya!
We are right here, ready, stop him for the taking!
Okay, come on in, nice and easy, no sudden movements!
I have a couple...
No, no, no, I'll be real life, I'll fight fair and square.
Come on in, come on in!
I'm afraid.
Do not be afraid!
Do not be afraid!
Quickly, come here, come here, there's a madman outside.
Come here quickly, come over here.
There's a bad man out there
Sir quickly get over here quickly
I'm the one outside, what are you talking about?
No there was someone across the street
There's a scab across the street
No there's a PFC over by the wine store
There was sniping at us
Wait, hey, John!
I killed one
Oh, you should have done someone else
Step back, we're good
Come on, come on in quickly
You're not safe out there so you're not safe
You're not safe
I'll get the scab, hold on
Okay, okay, I would just I would bet I would best this man and fish to cuffs. You have to be our best
an entire magazine into my back right I challenge you the battle of the fish
because of what no I'm bad I'm bad at this oh yeah oh then perhaps you are
chicken perhaps perhaps yeah perhaps I I move the I moved the with great
to suspect. What about that? What of that would you do about that? Oh, oh, oh, finders keepers.
Finders keepers, finders keepers. I think your group needs it more than I do. Oh, that's,
that's true. Finders keepers, finders keepers, finders keepers, finders keepers, finders
by this keep this line is keepers by this keepers
Good work
All right, you will come with us. We must leave it once. There's no time to waste you must come with us immediately
It's 731 p.m. On a Friday. Well, where do you work?
731 I didn't bring it
I got some new peas.
Hey, I got some new peas.
Come here.
Another, they're new time.
I don't know until you guys are ready to roll.
I don't know.
I didn't find them.
We got lately.
Yeah, I've seen those before.
That's a new stream ride of my thing.
Not the regular kind of bees.
Quickly, someone must eat them or we're all going to die.
In the same braid.
No, it's not.
Oh, my God.
He's onto us.
He's onto us.
Listen, let's just give him somewhere quiet and beat him to death.
I'm allergic to, uh, don't put those near me.
I'm allergic, highly allergic.
I'll break out in hives.
I'll break out in hives.
He's on, he's on to us.
We must leave at once.
Come on, everybody follow me.
I've been following me with great haste.
Peanut, this quest has a second part you unlock after planting,
and this says you have to go to the air's extract.
The, the air extract?
does the hockey moto, knocky, puke stairs?
knocky tommy stairs
we don't have that extract, we had to go there and then come back?
wait, did you put it in there?
there's an extract there, whatever
let's just go car
let's go car, let's go car, let's go car, let's go guys
to the car quickly
we're gonna be finished
we'll do that quest after or something
oh dear, let's see
gotcha
Yeah
Emicom
If any of your emicom as well see you quest time. I'm being clear. Oh
The guys the car is gone. Do the car guys the cars
Back this here we go here we go now who's this guy this guy died while we were inside
Oh
You have Nagasaki
Okay, we're going we're over there by Hiroshima God speed
1000 blunders steel 10,000 blunders take this to
Yeah, take this to remember me by
You know what I have to have to
Oh
God speed God speed
That was all right, he's just completely still man. He's just completely still that was all that was so much
You guys see behind me, I don't want you boys die
I don't know, I think I need one more cowboy hat as well.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, look at these little gentlemen.
Wait, hold on here. These are players.
Whom? Whom?
Right on me.
Whom? Whom?
Whom?
Don't bother me. I'm in the mannequin cock chair.
Don't bother me.
Oh, that's so hot.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Sheesh, you can slide a crack on through those bad boys.
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
I don't know what to feed these mannequins.
Nothing for you!
All right.
All right.
Get it.
Get it something, something.
Little something, something.
Would you have the white armor already, uh, uh, John?
Yeah.
Okay, all right, let's leave.
I actually just got...
I think I just got a lot of quests done randomly.
I just found a scav with a Tauze and then a cowboy hat.
Fantastic that's great news. I came in for two didn't do any of them did two different ones got it
Hopefully they can see level 15 and then you got that one quest on right miss give it
Yeah, yeah
My rage have been asked seven no survives all but one died to unseen people hiding pretty one way
I saw the guy it was a duo
Hey, that was pretty not!
Here we-
Hey-hey!
Hey-hey!
Fuck you, sir!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Uh, hmmm, beer's so hot right now-
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, grr-
I did not think you would notice.
I have been working out, I have been working out.
Sir, I bless ten thousand great rage upon you, sir!
Ten thousand, your bad luck speak ends here!
Oh
You left the Lennox and your dad left you to firehouse at the age of three so let's just cut our losses and get to the next raid
Let's cut our losses get to the next raid. All right boys. Mm-hmm. It's time to focus on the future. I'm going for it
Icebreaker is 112kHP, why don't I have John one of those?
Well, none of us have that.
None of us have Icebreaker.
None of us have that.
That was a kind gentleman, by the way.
Oh, seven.
That was a fine man.
That was a fine man right there.
You were supposed to get um shady contractor for mechanic I'm back.
I got the courier gunsmith and farming.
You didn't get.
She contacted.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Why would you have.
Is it.
Is it.
the level 15
yeah
I
extracted from Nakatani basement stairs so I'm good with that
and Jess are you going to keep out? I gotta send those other ones in
why don't you have shitty contract now? I don't know
Does it is it one of those that like take some time and they'll give it to me in like an hour
We guys why
Hold on let me let me also get pull up the goog
Why doesn't he have shitty contract
Reputation you need to be level
Mechanic no, I don't you wait what level is mechanic for you?
one
one
I just have a one more quest though and I get them to two one more quest I get them to two if that's what it is
I
I didn't see anything on the website
says saving
says saving the mole is the previous
that's what you just did is not
oh maybe
oh it is the one I just did you're right
why don't you have
What's the heck oh?
It's there people are saying I need to be level 2 are you sure cuz I feel like this is saying that
Yeah, that is what they are saying oh yeah, oh yeah, how about this how whether they're just reputation
Are you away from getting level 2?
mechanic
One quest one single question. Oh, you're point one away. I'm assuming. Oh
Wait, wait, I can do I can do gunsmith here
Hold on gunsmith. Well, he was doing that. I got 15. God.
Oh, fantastic. Wait, did you get, did you get shady contractor then?
Who's question is it mechanic?
Well, I'm a mechanic is it for you. What was the case for you?
Two. Wait, so you should have shady contractor. I think I don't.
What I do not is going on.
What is your every piece of information we've relied on was wrong.
was wrong. What? Why does he have shady contractor guys? Why are there my, this question right here?
But no, I just did it. I just did it. I turned it in. So I need a little haste right now, but
you should have, maybe we start the game. Time good. I'm telling you, I'm looking at the
Wikipedia right here. It says nothing about a time game. It says, what is the shady contractor
task? It says, it's the one where you grab the black book out of that car. I just did
that that question. It says the last one is all you do is accept saving them all. You
don't have to do saving them all. It says must be level 15 to start this question. The
only requirement.
What's before it shaving the ball
How do you
That's
Weekey hasn't been updated yet, I guess the we yeah, I guess the week he hasn't been updated yet
But still sorry start just just for you know, he said you gave me so you can receive you get the quest you should have this quest
I don't understand why you wouldn't have this quest
I wouldn't he have
Why would you have this quest?
Why not. Why not. Okay, level two did not get shady contractor. He's restarting his game.
Real quick. See if he gets it. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh yeah, wait, wait, wait. Press,
press, um, uh, go, go to your quests, go to mechanic and checkmark show lock. Stephen
It tells you why it's locked.
Oh, oh, Tass.
Show locked.
Yeah, I have that locked.
And it does not.
It still doesn't show up.
Maybe visit him?
Maybe talk to the mechanic?
Like to the talking function?
Yeah, let's have a little chat with Mr. McKinney.
Does anyone know?
Does anyone know what the hell is going on?
Why don't these two five gentlemen having I'm shady contractor as a quest?
You know the level 15 they have a level two mechanic and they've completed saving them all does anyone know
Need to do saving them all thank you. Thank you milk tarred man. Thank you. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Thank you
Hmm. It's probably Nikita's hunker wife holding us back. That's good. Yeah. That's a good suggestion
need to be level 15 oh
I oh guys give me that he is
You know, I don't know me you have to take mechanic raw before you unlock
That's yeah, is that is that true? Okay, it's got gotta lay on you back and do the and do the dirty deed
Hmm much shall be cool enough. Oh
I don't know I don't know I
Don't know
I don't know I don't know what's rain in our plan our plan is completely fucked if we can't figure out how to get this question
You guys, let's think let's think what let's just guess now. Let's just guess. What do we do?
They'll give you this question. Let's just guess. What's what's our best gas?
I'm just gonna do it. What's what's our best guys? I'm gonna go talk to him and see
See if I can talk to restart my game to try to have something. Let me see
Wait, who's I wanna pull up I'm gonna pull up. Let's get a screen. See what's cracking like it. Let me see
Let me see you. Let me start my game. You saw the game my game right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I might as well. Oh
What oh?
Hmm. We guys are getting word to play, bro. Oh
Shit, oh
Wait, oh, oh
Like just play the game
Oh
Wait, actually let's have an open dialogue about that exit it refreshes the quest
Let's see here for them to have an open dialogue game and then exit about playing the game
Let's see. Let's take a good ticket 20 minute break and see let's talk about playing the game
What does it really mean to play the game?
It's such a complex question. That's a very complex. He says we should start around and then back out
And it might refresh the quest start start okay, let's go to factory
Well, we can't go back to talk about what it means to play the game start it
You just start it and then back out. Oh, I didn't then back out. Okay. I have a happy boys hoppin
All right, hold on. I'm boot. I'm still in the loading screen coming back up here. You need to reinvite me reinvite me
I
Right, right, right, right much
I'm inviting you in. Oh, do you think it's gated by a storyline quest? I don't know
I don't know. I feel like I'm not that high a far above you guys on the sort of cuz I don't even know if I'm above you in the
sort of quest I
Really doubt this one
Same but might as well try it
Let's just take a guess. What is our best you need to obtain the nose Kenosus key and it starts the quest line
Where's that? Where's that? We'll go there. I don't know. I don't know
City contractor needle and haystack to lock hidden layer. All right now back out everybody back out everybody back
It's five five spawns of resort
What do we I don't have the Kenosus get stupid. That's a dumb
Oh shit, we're in this fucking raid dude. I'm not in the rain in this raid whether we like it or not
I backed out I did deal great. I have a real fucking kid on a factory. Oh my god, dude
fantastic fantastic oh okay well I guess I guess it's just gonna show like
in Kenosha's key or see if that's like randomly right and I just got it by a
glance fucking I have no other ideas let's just do it I don't know what I
don't know what else could be let's just go do it let's go do it hmm well
I'm I'm loading the factory at the moment okay I'll do a quick I'll try to
Streams thank you. I'll try to scap in the factory seems like you
Perfect, I'm gonna go to the factory killing. Oh
So wonderful life. I brought a real kick wonderful. I brought a real kid
Compared to be a task to gimmicks that no that's take that's too much effort. That's
that's way too much effort that's like a ton of effort no no no no that's
ridiculous that's ridiculous that is too much effort way too much what there's
a guy next track he's fucking massive I killed him I left through gate 3 what
you're looking at gimmick
You're just a nasty dude!
Bubble-punched the Armigation Boy!
That's...
That's it!
That's it!
That's the time for some nasty nades!
My man, my man!
Good luck, you dookie-dokie-dah!
Thank you, Mr. Nicely Seers, my boy.
You do not have to do that, big man.
The stall is free!
The show is free!
You do not have to do that, big man!
Thank you for playing the way, Mr. J...
This was for you, Mr. Nascinate
All right
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
How much longer is left in here?
I'm going in!
Did it unlock the task?
No!
I'm going in!
Sure.
Yeah, I could use some help though.
Oh god, oh god!
Oh god!
I'm going in!
I shot his booty, I shot his booty!
How you like that?
You'll be poopin' weird for wigs!
Oh shit, I'm actually gonna kill this guy with a double bill.
He's gonna subolo a holy crepe liquor!
Fuck yeah!
I failed you, Nasty-Nate.
Oh, I was so close to killing that guy, you got him, right?
Oh, of course I did.
Of course I did.
I have sent his soul to the Shadow Realm.
She is in the seventh circle.
I'm collecting his juice and I am leaving.
What was that?
Excellent, Billy.
Excellent, Red.
He was nice to date.
Seriously, boy.
Please, forgive me about that.
He has 12 buttholes.
He does have 12 buttholes now, which is...
Did that just say 1,300 diamonds?
Did I skip past it really?
Did that just say 1,300 diamonds?
Damage that was the only guy I shot. I was literally the only guy that I shot work sir. Thanks. What weren't it wise
The dingle guys I did 1300 damage
Yeah
What wait what I die?
Did he die now? That's not possible
That's literally impossible.
That's literally impossible.
So that's the arm.
The arm.
Oh really?
1300 armor and 346 to body and that was literally the only guy I shot.
That actually doesn't mention still.
You can imagine for 346 damage and he has 440 health, when 1300 damage absorbed by
armored give enough blood damage to finish him off?
No, no.
He was using the new plates that have 700 damage
Do update but holes absorb 247 percent more damage
We're learning looking so much tonight
Or minute night after our comment in the intellectual stream for sure
Didn't expect you to get so intellectual
That's what I'm saying. Well, we gotta have to throw out our whole plan until that quest just randomly shows up
So what I see we do
I have an idea I've got you guys go to mechanic go to so completed and we're about to do the quest me
I don't have a mind. You got to read invite me read invite me
We're gonna compare our completed
mechanic quests and whatever I've completed you've not completed we're
gonna go do right now ready all right passion for economics say yes or no
I'm bringing them up right now show completed completed did that one John
John, take your time. Don't do it. Just be hard. Sorry. Complete it. Okay. Okay. Steady
signal. Done. Done. Farming. Not done. Bad habit. Not done. Not done. Black swan. Not
not done fuck sake oh my god oh my god okay so it's farming bad habit and black
swan that you guys haven't done I know it's not watching today farming farming
farming was a quest we unlocked from doing the saving them all let's do far
again let's do farming we need a farming or the career or I got the
director's key let's ride get ready let's ride ready
Oh, yeah. Now we're on something. Now we're on something boys.
This is our moment. This is our time.
400 miles to drive and watch the nut.
Everybody on that strip of road is in grave danger.
It's in grave danger. It's in grave danger.
Oh, by the way, you guys handed over the hard drive, right?
From saving the boat?
Mm-hmm.
OK, good.
Completed it, but all done.
By the way, I just got word from a bug leader in chat
that he's done city contractor, and he still hasn't done farming.
Yeah, I don't know what it's got to be delayed.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
It's got to be a delay.
Well, it's a timer on this one.
Let's just go do this, guys.
We'll figure it out. Mm-hmm figure it out. Well, I'm gonna teach the
Wilde to get his little slut. It puts his kit together.
Get in here right now. Okay.
It's not a timer thing. I'm getting what it's not a time of day.
Farming comes after gunsmith part one. But see now I've done farming but I haven't done gunsmith
Part one so this whole thing is just one big mass nobody knows what's going on
It is a time thing. I'm getting what it is a time of thing
I think everyone gets quest at different times here they could have done something real
fucking me every good question different times this time
this is all just so peculiar but there's no time to dig any deeper let's ride
We guys do what we do while we're here as well. Get those cigarettes for you boys. At the store hall.
Wow, I only need one more. I only need one more.
You speak to dark-out guys so many cigarettes.
Oh yeah, street-to-dark-out guys so many everything.
Wait, what are we doing here again? I forgot.
The car cone, but that guy just didn't need it.
Farming. Farming.
Oh yeah.
You're thinking about, sorry, quickly, quickly.
We did because we have that extract. We have that extract.
Oh, big gritty, big gritty!
Dude, if I get, dude, my ping is wild, I'm not a fan of it.
I'm doing a great deal.
We're in a regular play-same gig.
We got one of those silly, silly, ha-ha-bunny countries.
It's probably me.
It's probably me.
Just warning ya, if I DC...
...put me in the head and take my loot.
Gotcha, gotcha.
We'll kill you.
We'll kill you, don't you worry about it.
Oh, gee, thank you.
Don't tell you this whole city contractor quest line deal and Nikita's hooker wife written them all over it all over it
Oh my god. 100%
Not again. Not again. Also somebody else was shooting I think. That wasn't you was
No, no, no. That was a big bit of your imagination.
Oh. Wanted though.
Who's in bed sleeping for my god?
Getting a little light tasteful looting while we're here?
I mean, it'd be...
He agrees to just leave all this potential loot behind.
No, if I do.
I'm ready.
Let's ride.
You got light over there?
I was vastly numb, chief.
Let me tell you, let me tell you, a hot dog going down a
want to slide so John he's still in there he's still in there he's still in
there I've got you got cigarettes I already found one yeah yeah yeah oh
beautiful
Oh, oh, oh.
What's up?
Oh.
Ooh.
I'm coming up so you better get this party started.
Party's starting.
I gotta get to the party.
The party's starting.
Party's starting.
Yeah, I gotta get to the party.
It's starting.
Party is starting.
I'll give you any cigarettes you go.
Is yours yours? Thank you. It's just me that's right there next to your other floor. It's your little gimmick
Silly gimmick silly
It's your little gimmick. Oh, silly gimmick. It's your little buddy. It's your little buddy gimmick. You grab it. I
Got it. I got it. Okay. I'll turn to the quack house
heat up with John
Little sample yellow sample sample
Maybe a little sample.
Dude, I'm telling you, cost would have twice as many customers as they gave out little crack pipe samples.
So if they sold crack, yeah, they'd have a lot of customers.
100%.
That's a billion dollar business idea I just gave out.
That's a billion dollar idea right there.
Somebody's got to do it.
Alright. We move. We move now.
We got going to roulette. I'm going to roulette.
Hold on. I'm getting more. I'm getting more.
Right.
We're getting more. We're getting more.
I'm gonna grab it.
Oh, I swear. I mean, probably that's a hundred and fifty thousand Schmeckl News.
Score.
I'd be profanist.
Yeah, a hundred and fifty thousand.
What's the uh...
What's the Schmeckl to Rubel ratio?
Holy f-
Schmeckl to Rubel one to one.
Oh, shit.
Mm-hmm. That's not very good.
Oh, that's very good.
So what's that?
Is that noise?
I heard something swivel. I heard something shimmy.
He's hurt, he's hurt bad, he's hurt bad. He's right from me. Where are you?
Oh, he's right here. Oh
Oh, he's dead. He's just whining over there.
Let's proceed let's proceed over to the the taco directors
In search the bass
I don't want to make any assumptions that could have definitely been like 10 lexes in that level one bass
I'm just gonna go ahead and take a shot in the dog. He didn't say it was diarrhea. It was complete diarrhea
Sympilis. Okay, there was no point in that bad way. I was wasting my time.
My YouTube channel has to be reset every single time and I reset it, but I didn't pull it back up. So ooh
Oopsie.
Four minutes of them just hanging out.
Just hanging around.
Wow. I can't believe I did jump.
Oh wait someone's already opened it.
There you go.
Oh my!
Oh my!
You guys grab yourself, I'm gonna kill this guy, so we can get to the exit, okay?
I'm gonna back.
Where is he?
He's in the back, he's in the back, he's in the storage.
I know where he is.
Oh, oh.
I'll be right back, I'm gonna give him the wallet.
I'm gonna give him the old one too.
Is that you running in?
Yeah, I'm coming in right now. I'm in this room waiting for it. It's what outside
Not me I'm going up the stairs right now in the dark. Oh, yeah, you're up here John. Yeah, I'm in the room
Take this bitch
right there. What are you doing?
Is two of them?
I'm coming.
I'm down.
You're the one who's running, the other one's running.
I'm running the other side, I'm running the other side.
Get his eyes! Fuck his eyes!
Get your ass back here, you son of a bitch!
I hear my hip.
What?! What?! What?!
You shot me through the wall and see I'm dead! I'm dead!
Shit.
You shot me through the wall and see I'm dead!
You shot me through the wall and see I'm dead!
Okay.
He's got, go through that, go through that stone wall and he's about 50 meters down to the left.
Um, um, um, um.
Inside the facility?
Yeah, I got it.
You can see my body.
I'm watching, perhaps there's a little slut.
I doubt.
Oh, there he is!
You see him!
He's on the side, on the corner of the red building now!
He's inside with you guys.
The back right corner of the red building.
Outside.
He's really touching it.
Touching the back right corner of the red building that you're next to.
He's touching it.
You, you hold that safe.
I mean, serious.
She's on, she's on, she's on.
I'm gonna get a perfect little shot on him.
I
Tickled him
He's hurt. He's on the other side there
We keep looking this way are you wrapping around? Yeah, I'm at the front door
You're not guy boys
I have an idea what if we just get the fuck out here
At least you you guys we can I come all right here
Okay, I've messed him up dude he's jacked up. I've had shot a multiple time
Need your help
Oh
My god
Very simple very easy very simple very simple very simple very easy
Just my god. Yeah, big spots. It's all I just you know, there's like a pretty big
Delay in that spectate, you know, it's a little off. It's not actually maybe I'm giving but nah
We are not yours, my boy. We are not yours.
We are not you, my boy. We are not you, my boy.
I ain't no one to play on that first time we shot.
It was an MPX machine.
Do you want to use armor, Mr. John?
I have it. I have it. What is that?
Yeah, I got an MPX.
Oh, yeah, you took that. I got an MPX.
I have your MPX.
Oh, okay. Never mind that. I guess people have MPX.
a CD MPX S certified double MPX situation. I've seen this many times before many times before.
I gotta do a thing real quick John. You gotta hold it for two seconds.
Why is your stand always?
Right, you know I did just would be only out of pistol you only had a pistol
As for you
I have a butt right here that stops your entire
I
Come it's
Bitch that's right. That's right right here. Oh shit. I'm okay when I click
Oh God right here stops all your 10s your life's work for a whole hour
She miss me buddy. It's your message me pal. That's right. That's right
How do you play I gave this to you this is we are see it's a Friday I am planning on
getting absolutely smith I'm apps I'm planning on seeing twice as many PMC as
they can spot into a rain I am planning on getting easily diggily out let me tell
you right before the point where I forget where I'm streaming and I say
I'm right right there right on the edge boys right there
I'm just kidding boys. I'd never say any slurs or anything
I know you won't believe me, but I actually don't I see don't I see don't I see don't I see don't I see don't this
for
Specific times in preparation for specific times
Actually don't because I know I can drunk a lot on stream and so I said I said you know what just say none of them
You're welcome. Ah, you don't believe me whatever you don't believe
You don't believe me anyways. You don't believe me anyways.
Did you loosen them up for me?
I didn't like it. I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, not because they meet or anything. That's right.
She didn't. That's right.
Oh, so because of that, of course.
That's all right, Mom.
I just forgot to mention it also because they're mean.
I also don't have this.
I thought it was the same, of course.
Perfect.
um oh wait i didn't turn this in you um also perfect still another quest so you have you have
my gun right john yeah yeah do you have enough nine by nineteen eight b to fill the 41 round
magazine back up to full with ap i have his mags let me see what they were dsd how about that
no are you sure just go ahead and leave you have the 41 round mag right
The one in here gone. Yeah, okay. Just just bring the gun in with that mag inside of it
Don't touch anything and that's it. That's all I need nothing else. Not a single other item. No other item at all
Please want me to fill it up with FMJ. No, no, please
I'm gonna do every other bullets
It's gonna be a surprise.
Oh, thank you so much.
Hey guys, turn those questions. Let me know if you get a shady contract.
I tried.
No dice.
No dice?
No dice on shady contractor.
This is a shady quest.
That actually kind of helps us.
Because that narrows it down to one quest, doesn't it?
If it's quest related. You had given
three quests you hadn't done that I had done.
And you just did two of them, right?
Farming in the cigarettes?
Oh, yeah, well the cigarette. Oh, yeah, let me turn that one in. It's a completely different
Is that a mechanic to the mechanic was yeah, it's called bad habit. Oh, it is mechanic. You're right. Okay, turn that
You give you cheapy contract it
Nope
Fantastic, okay
That means you have one more that I have done that you have not it's black swan all you do is bring one marker into factory
Place it right on one of the many many heat exchangers and butter being bought a booby-dot
Beautiful, I am not bringing this kid in factory. Let's do a little bit of light tasteful change
All right factory factory let's bring a factory kid in hmm. I would bring a factory kid in but I'm getting my gun back
I don't have to I could leave the gun out. No, that's way too complicated. That just sounds like a mess
That just sounds like a whole mass.
That's just a mass.
You're talking crazy now.
You're talking insane.
You're talking crazy now.
Don't fill it with FMG please.
Is he talking crazy?
He's talking crazy.
He's talking insane.
What the freaking heck?
Most big streamers only communicate with fans out of necessity.
You're kidding yourself.
you think otherwise. That's right. That's right. When I read the chat smile, you fuck your wife
with my stream in the background. It's because I needed to. I needed to know. I needed to
know you were fucking your fat wife with me in the background. I needed the information
And once, I needed it.
It was a necessity.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I told him, Jimmy.
I hate streaming.
I hate streaming.
You tell him.
Yeah.
God, dude.
Oh, God, he playing video games.
Oh, my friend.
Oh, look at that.
Honestly, dude.
What am I bringing? Oh yeah, I need the mags.
I can get 50 round magazines for cheaper than I can bring.
I don't think 50 round magazines are going to be empty yet.
I've got a hell of a kit.
You got a hell of a kit, boss?
I
Okay, let's ride
You can also see it's in front of the door to the transit you get the quest sign plus key cards. I just need one marker, right guys
I'm I'm telling you. I know it's false. I know I'm being lied to I know I'm being one guy
I know the deceivers in the chat Satan were suppressed, but I
I kind of want to try going and getting the connoisseurs key and see what happens
Yeah, I mean I mean listen we might as well do something I might as well just do stuff
Let's go to fact we get this question. I see if that a lot
We get stuck up get stuck on we got you for mr. Jimmy poo I
Still got a couple hours before I have to depart
Then I'll be back. Then I'll be back when you when you leave us cold alone in sad. How long is that?
What do you do that hour? Is it quick little two hours?
They do all in a sec. I mean that's like three raids max. Okay. All right. Hop on it boys. Hop on it.
No, just keep going transit and talk to Yeager, but it would be time-gated 100%
We can see a time.
Gation.
Does it.
Time.
Gation.
Time.
Gation.
Time Gation
Nation
Hibernation Tom Gation
Beautiful Saturday time Gation
873
Tim Gation
Oh, let's ride
I
Yeah
John oh
My god, John's muted and he has my gun on his back if someone comes in here, and I'm pretty sure gimmick is afk
If someone comes in we're done. I'm disconnected. Oh my god. Oh my god
John I
I don't think I can even get back yet. We are so oh it's over it is so over
I would defend them truth and now I will beat something to death if I have to
I'm gonna reconnect I'm gonna immediately drop all my weapons
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Let's go, son.
Alright, I can quick magazine.
I'm back.
Alright, John, give me your safe. Give me your guts.
My ping is...
What's going with your ping?
I don't know if I'll be able to play the...
So I'm on my back.
My ping is usually really is fine.
Ping is usually fine. It's not ping.
I'm on my back of the exodus on Thursday, so every night my screen cuts out around 9 p.m.
Oh fantastic.
Comcast has literally got me my picture on the wall and they're throwing parts at it.
Oh fantastic.
You go back up tonight.
I didn't cut out, but it's been apparently Tarkov does not like my back up infinite.
Every other game it's fine.
It's fine.
Don't even notice it.
I will go clear the map. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. There was some kind of love affair going on. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Coconut.
Oh, John, coconut. Coconut, here.
What?
Oh, coconut.
Oh, coconut.
Where are you guys? I'm here.
In the office. In the office.
Someone's been here. Very recently. Very recently.
Where you at, Mr. Gibbick?
Coming to the office, but I'm probably disconnected.
What do we need to do here?
Did you play your mark on the doozy's connect boy?
This means we don't offices. This means me. There's me right next to you. Okay. Okay. Where do I to plan the market?
Oh, it's the one that it down in the basement. Yes. Yes deep in the basement
I'm under 200
Real bad, I need this buddy one of them right here. I don't remember I should all of this is one of these
So I don't know oh my oh my I would keep you safe, but she's gonna keep me safe
He's never gonna let anything bad happen you
Thank you. I think one's right right past
Where isn't it? Oh?
I don't know. I can't really remember. I know where mine is next to the the back forklift spot
That's really what I know of
with my flashlight on it. He's right outside there.
He's out here. Oh god, I see a-
There's one behind me, there's one behind me. Oh, that's you?
Oh, my god, my god, my god.
Whoo! Whoo! Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Oh, this guy was packing, this guy was packing, this guy was packing, this guy was packing.
Yeah. Oh, he's got tons of loot, too.
Holy dingle.
OK, all right, John, I think some of the loot may be disappearing
before my very eyes.
Problem, too.
I must have the pink problem.
Oh, my God, I just got a level four road investment.
I'm not even joking. Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my goodness.
And I have the earphones to go with it.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
I
Can't really wear right now or I'm a space work
With a little earphones go oh, no, oh, no, I lost it he dropped that oh, no, I lost your little earphones
Oh, no
Oh
Oh, I'm just a good eye very well very well
What
Now that I just didn't bring armor into this read, but
You guys deal with the tunnels
This other side slashes
come on over mr. give me a judge mr. give me a judge
over yonder mr. give me a piece totally fine now I guess no pretend it's not
just one of them yeah you want to be done yep
let's leave good work team we're making great progress John you're going the
wrong way he has a key I have a key on my
behind here who's that key I thought you had a factory key
oh wow what I just teleported all the way back to where I planted the marker
yeah what's that over here oh it's in the lock it's in the lock thing you
I can't get in there.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, it's me, it's all right.
Okay.
Oh, good job, good job here.
Everybody get in there, don't go to gate zero.
Get me out of this hell.
What's this?
What's this?
Me, this is me!
What's this?
Me, just!
Are you serious?
I'm lagging, I'm not,
don't think I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
I'm literally gonna die!
Oh god, oh god.
I don't get to push you in a bundle.
You son of a bitch.
Don't tie your lips to the knob, boy.
Come on, you are gonna die.
And orange on everything else.
Sissy ain't ever been shot before.
27000 rubles. That's why I sold your nuts.
I turned that question. Tell me if you get the quest line. Did you get it? Did you get
Oh wait, I got some quests.
Shady Contractor, I got it!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I've never had more information than the Wikipedia of any game.
Guys, guys, first to find out, Shady Contractor,
there's a Burnt Peanut Special, Burnt Peanut Special.
World first, World first.
Shady Contractor is locked behind.
Oh fuck, I forgot the name of the game.
I got the name of the- That quest!
That one! That one!
That one! Um, that one!
It was called...
What was it called? Black Swan!
Black Swan! It was called Black Swan!
Black Swan!
You have to specifically shoot gimmicks legs out though, or else.
You have to, yeah, if you go with anyone
you have to shoot them in the legs multiple times.
What?! No!
It's just, it's essential you have to replicate it perfectly.
There's no point in adding more variables
in the situation.
variables in the situation
And now he's a bill grab the book for you guys and then we should all be on the same quest
I'm already done with this next question about to do it once you do this next one will be on the same spot
There's someone in my chat that says he's really drunk and the trees are talking to them and they're gonna kill him. Oh my god
Oh my god
Outside at two in the morning with a chain saw started up and started cutting up those trees
only if it's raining only if it's rain and just start being belligerent
Just knock on your neighbor's doors and see say do you want to watch another stream?
Do you want to watch a movie with me?
Something like that
2001
Emolution with the guy from X files with me. I did watch a movie. I say I watched
the day the earth stood still because I saw a TikTok clip it looked good I'm not
gonna lie to you it was decent but it was like it's like a movie that's okay if
you just have it like on the background or you just need to zone out like it was
like a cool concept those are none of those are organic they're all movie
movie studios have like burner accounts that make all those clips to make people
so many movies i'm like oh i want to watch that oh i want to watch that and then and they get
i mean which is fair fair play to be honest listen listen listen the audio the whole movie
like it was just like it was a good concept but it was just like it was just like it was like
it was like an alien he's like oh do i want to destroy the earth
No people are actually like they have emotions. I won't and that's it. That's the whole movie
And that's it. It's it was honestly not that good. It was a it was like a piece of
All those like into the into the world movies are all just kind of like spoiler alert
You did not hurt her, they're not surrendered.
That movie was from 1959!
Oh.
That movie was from 90...
You cannot say spoilers on a movie almost a hundred years old.
You've had ample time to watch this movie.
You watched the original?
No.
I watched the remake, but you would know the story from the 1959 one.
That's true.
Also, it's it's not
You can't really do a spoiler for those kind of movies guys the world's ending a rag tag group of individuals tries to survive
Most of them do the end
Guess what guys the good guys win free the good guys in the movie with that synopsis
Huge breaking news the good guys win this time
off
You are see I want to see a
I want to see a superhero movie that's like a trilogy like three movies where the good guys are just losing constantly
Conson- constantly
The whole time and then maybe they come back at the end or the other way around where the good guys are winning constantly the whole time
And then at the end the bad guys actually just one fun fellow swoop just fuck him
Yeah
Infinity War in-game
Oh in game. Oh, yeah, I guess we were kind of losing the whole time in the good guys one
Harry Potter Harry balls Harry balls
It's a trilogy. It's a trilogy
Okay, good good
Okay
Okay, okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. I want what yeah
I I want one where the bad guy is
Winning and he wins and that's it. That's a whole movie. You're just disappointed
I want no heartwarming love story if a guy loves a girl
I want one of them to fucking die. Yeah, and then at the end of the movie the bad guy wins all the good guys are dead and
That's it. Yeah, that's it
That's what I want. I want one movie like that some movies like that
Some I don't remember. I remember watching a movie like in the last couple years where the where the bad guy won and I was like, well
There it is. Yes, I think you actually watch like it's really theory
I think what you actually watch is like, oh, yeah, oh damn. That's like
I think it was I think it was actually a really good movie
But it was definitely it was disappointing, but I also thought like it would actually not be believable if the good guy won in this
Scenario, so I guess it's actually like probably good, but I did still want to see the good guy win. I'm a human being
Yeah, that's a problem with you. You know what it is. That's probably human beings. You guys are strong. Yeah
No, but I'm getting I'm being with there's a lot of movies like that. I
No country for old man
Seven oh sevens a one where the bad guy wins and it's pretty damn good though. That's a good movie. I don't know
Time bandits fallen with Denzel Washington behind the green door man Pearl Harbor, okay?
I want absolute destruction
I want I want every good thing that could have happened even if it was die nine percent chance it could have happened
I want to be smashed away. I want I want some random guy in Mississippi two continents away from anything that's going on
He he's got he just wanted to die. I just want him to fucking die and I
Want every he returns home news family after beating every single enemy he had he trips falls and
Yes, I want I want them to make a movie they run it through those you know those test groups and
Anytime anyone in the audience smiles the test group. They change that part of the movie
There's they should be a single smile from the start to the finish
Everyone fucking does yeah
Yeah, let's rogue one everybody
Rogue one literally everybody dies
sunshine you ever see that movie sunshine
we'll talk about it in one moment let's run
We've humbled over this nice new fresh chili juice, what was it?
Cheers, gentlemen. Cheers, boy.
Alright, boys. Simple rabies. Get to the car. We get the book. We leave. That's it.
And now, let's get it spread. We start this quest on you, huh?
Yep.
Absolutely.
There's someone in here. I forgot to...
I have hacks, IBSP.
I forgot to re-kit.
Perfect.
I forgot to re-kit.
Excellent.
IBSP's right here.
Dude, after...
After my Mistfall thing tonight,
I'm literally just going to restart the stream on my other internet because this is brutal.
I'm telling you, I can help you fix that 9pm thing.
I could help you, boss.
Oh, well, I'll say, listen, I'll take you up on that.
They gaslight me every time they say, it's not on our end, and I know for a fact it is.
I think it might not be. That's why I'm going to help you fix it.
Dude, I've been dealing with this for four years.
I've had 20 guys come out to mine. They've redone every single piece of my infrastructure
Like a month, they have zero peanuts. And then one day a month after I gave up
I was playing every stream on my backup internet. I got a text from Comcast saying we're doing work in your area
Your internet will be down for a day
It was down and when it came back up everything was fixed for like a year. It's been fixed
So it's definitely, literally, it's definitely that.
Oh, oh, man.
It's not telling you, it's them.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Where are all the people?
I feel like we should have ran into somebody right out of it.
Should we?
I don't know, but we can go out car, finally.
Well, if we push this way, usually we're following people,
because everybody pushes into the, like, well, we're
running to somebody probably very soon.
Very soon, very soon.
What are we doing?
We're here we're grabbing the book
To two B.M.C.s to B.M.C.s right down the other sidewalk
Fuck you fuck you get out of here. This is our sidewalk walk in here
We're walking here. We're walking here
Hey
Hey, hey, hey, we're walking here.
That's not a peanut.
That's just a fringy fan.
Oh, with a sound board.
You learned to do the vox.
Oh, is it a sound board?
Yeah.
We're walking here.
Oh, there's one behind you.
Oh, god.
There's one behind you.
On the stairs? Are there stairs?
Yep, yep, yep.
One second, we have a situation over here.
over here one of us is dying give us two seconds
and you might be pushing behind us
Exit on the Gordian Stream!
Exit on the Gordian Stream!
How was that?
Oh, that was good.
I got one.
I got one of those guys on the street.
I actually hit that guy.
I actually hit that guy once.
Holy shit.
He even shoved me.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa, we got one, guys.
Guys, I got one of the guys on the sidewalk, apparently.
that's nice that's nice that's not movie ending you want this movie ending who
says we're the good guys well that was like a pastor and
game and from steams and door one she says door to stay behind the glass door
I walked into that room and every out of my mortal body returned to nature.
I was vaporized when I stood!
I was vaporized!
Well, because my thinking was I heard them pulling out of grenades, so I was like,
because that's one of my techniques I use, I say,
if I hear a grenade and you're pulling out, I'm pushing,
because you don't have a gun in your hand.
But usually they don't have a fucking impact grenade,
it just hit me right in the noggin and I exploded!
That was, that all around was, that was a generational round.
Generational run. Generational. Generational run.
The best part about the spectating is when you die, it's not cinematic. It instantly goes, no signal.
I feel as if you're funny around your screen.
Dude, on my screen, you just ran right up like a hero and just face went immediately.
But I'm ready to rip sounds good sounds good. I'm just making sure I got the best of the fast before we continue
Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good MPX meta literal best one
You can build
See you know by parts
Here we are there we are perfect. All right, there we are there. We are there
We are out of a little something something to protect our mortal bodies
Perhaps this
Perhaps this gentleman, but you know what we'll grab this we'll grab this gentleman
There we are there we are a little something something right there
Yeah. And we'll get a 41 round up. 41 round up.
Mm.
In 230 round.
Mm.
So that was a P.
Here we go.
T for those, then we run!
Oh, Mr. Big Bad, I want to get some more good man going, I'm bad!
Thank you, my boy, big thanks to my boy.
By the way, I was going to say this again, gentlemen, I've turned off the five sub
animation just for, actually for your request, just for the drops, week this week, just
because it was just for your guys' enjoyment of the stream.
Enjoyment of the stream, gentlemen.
I did a quick poll for these guys that weren't there.
What are the poll?
Like a kind of a poll, you know what I mean?
Just letting you guys know
that's what's going on with that right there.
But I do hope you guys know I appreciate you gentlemen.
I hope you guys enjoy your drums.
I really do.
I hope you guys enjoy your drums.
It's actually quite nice drums.
As long as you guys know it, that's,
if you're wondering why,
if you're giving five subs,
why I didn't show up on the stream,
I just disabled it just for the drop screen
Just so that it's not playing the whole time
and you guys can enjoy the stream
and have a great time and relax and stuff, okay?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm, mm.
Oh.
Mm, mm.
Okay good, okay okay.
Oh, thank you, what's yesterday?
Oh, thank you, oh yes, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Mm.
Hold on, what does this fine gentleman say
was the first time chat, it was on all caps.
I love reading first time chat on all caps.
Please God, stop playing talk-up,
play my modded version of Minecraft.
You will cry with joy.
Hold on, wait a second.
Hold on, wait a second.
Should we?
Should we start what we're doing?
Is it like the same vibe?
And go trust this random guy who I've never met,
because it's the first time chat,
and download whatever suspicious virus files
he has on his computer.
Play a different game entirely.
Absolutely.
And hold on now, wait a second, wait a minute,
hold on, wait, hold on.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That was not an original idea. I know I know with the timing
Yeah, well, no, you just because now we can't really do it because then we're saved was copying them
Maybe Audi we are copying other people by doing that. You think they don't want them to know
They must have heard us. They must have heard us. Oh, that's the hardest. All right. Here we go. Let's go
Okay, we're going right over yonder
Hold on a second. Are you with lemon or night shift lemon night shift lemon night shift lemon
I'm with I am not night shift lemon
His voice gets a little raspy
Man, he's been he's been playing a while his voice is way other guy. I believe this is a physical time
I'm other guy. I am changing the password on this account
I'm gonna change the password on this account other other guy other guy
who were not quite sure is not lemon, but it could be it could not be this is a fish from
China I believe his head starts hurting from the hat so he puts on a beanie yeah yeah yeah
yeah oh dude lemon see your few famous quote of the juices lose the juices lose
I would never say beneath oh bye
OJ Simpson's face you have anything to fight with compensation
Well more than you think we'll just leave it at that obviously I don't know why I haven't that's actually good
Well
It's actually good for there's actually a fine point exit
It's actually a fine point. I very often forget to do some such things.
That's actually a fine point, sir. That is actually a very, very fine point, actually.
Yeah, it has been done, I think, hopefully.
Yes, it has been done. It has. And so it let it be. Let it be. Let it be so. Let it be so.
That's what I say to let it be so.
Let's RRAAAAAAAAIM!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh God! Oh no!
Oh God! Everything's so many idiots probably.
Oh no! Oh I didn't see that before.
They're just now thinking about the Christmas time.
Oh God!
Oh!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Yeah! Yeah!
You guys ready for a...
Wait, you guys ready for a great raid?
Yes.
Oh, guys, we smart, right here, we smart, right here, we smart.
We see the, look at the, see the, look at the, look at the, look at the, look at the, look at the, look at the, look at the.
Oh.
Oh.
Fuck.
Get it!
This is our moment, this is our time, yeah.
It looks to be right here in the front left door, right here, boys.
Right down the bloody seat.
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah how he's got to get out of here
great way John there's a good chance we it's up on the desk
again
careful be very careful boys be very careful watch out for impacts
watch out for impacts
let's take um vehicle extract
I'm gonna run this one right here
and it's the closest one
I ran out of stamina at a very enough routine time.
Careful that door, guys. It's magnetic. It'll suck you right in.
Oh, suck me, suck me, suck me.
Two horses over the churches.
What's it do? What's it do?
If it's a run-through
Are we gonna screw it here? No, it's a couch. It's a good good good couch. It's too good
You gotta get this question. Yeah, you're supposed to see me. Do you money? Yeah? Yeah, I need
11,000
Keep my money keep my
You go there you go
Tell you my slug
You might slug.
You know what I'm trying to take what I paid it for?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
20,000 rubles to the fuck!
Yeah!
Not here!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my gosh!
It takes you more slug!
It takes you more!
It's a fucking dollar for you!
You whore!
You take another dollar!
Take another dollar!
Take another dollar!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah
What it didn't work for me I was literally what what?
I
This fucking game I swear
Wait, you're not it even took my month. You're still in the rain
Yeah, it didn't work. I was literally in the zone and everything. Why am I not seeing your screen then?
I'll put me back the lobby
Yeah, because it's a fucking bug. It didn't fucking work
It actually left me at the
I think it completed the quest
He shared the quest
to extract
Completed the quest to extract on car extract, but it didn't extract
Breaker remember
Happen to you on icebreaker P
Happy to be by this kids. Yeah, remember when it the helicopter was there and you were just staring at it
Oh, yeah, the lost lawyers. Oh, yeah
No, that was a different that was a different glitch that was when it said $2,400
But it was actually $2,500 they put they put the wrong number on that
Dude nice if I mean where did you all get four it it actually puts you it out of the raid like you extracted
Yeah, I don't think you're actually in the raid right now as I'm
It's just it's just a like a graphical bug. Okay, so let's go get only one person said that
Well, somebody actually said that in my chat, too, so.
I, I, I'm not around with my chat spamming right now.
My chat spamming me the same thing, which is why, why is this?
Well, see, here's the problem with being one guy.
I saw one guy say it over here, so then I said it.
There's a very real possibility.
No, they said it before you said it.
They said it before you said it.
I was seeing it, I was processing, processing as everybody was spamming me and I was about
it was about 10 times the read chat but it doesn't load.
There's like 12 people that said it.
Oh my god.
Was it John Billy Bob 14155, 14213, 1449273?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
That's him.
That's him.
Oh my god.
That's who said it.
My chat.
I
incredulous
Oh my god, what investigate the courtyard all these it for needle and a haystack you get juiced from that
You get juiced up. Are you sure it's on the bottom of which is all stuff you get for no, no, dude
That'd be fucking stupid if I read that
Be so
You get some cool shit. Oh
Oh, incredible scene there, Mr. gimmick incredible scene.
Incredible scene.
Thank you.
Are you out of the raid?
Yeah.
I'm about to find out, but it seems like it, yeah.
Nice work, night shift lemon.
Good work.
Huh?
A gimmick and lemon lovers?
Yeah, so I've confirmed this many a time on my stream.
Gimmick and lemon are very, oh my God, what?
It worked, it worked.
Yeah, absolutely.
Dude, I'm pretty certain.
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty certain it took the found in range that is off my shit. Yeah, we got a run through. Oh
Oh, yeah
I that's a scenario played in my head about
Oh, yeah, we have a chance that's that's that's up boys. I read the numbers. I make sense. I make sense
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you!
What?
Happy birthday dear Gary!
Happy birthday to you!
And many, many more!
Hopefully not more than like five!
Sick of you!
What?
Oh, oh, what? Who said that?
Mike, Mike, who said that ban him?
I'm on the case, Jimmy, don't worry.
I will not let that comment go unpunished.
I will not let it go unpunished.
I am on the case.
I am on the case.
So yes, one of you guys got to get it.
One of you guys.
Oh, no.
First, everybody calls me Lemon.
Everybody calls Lemon gimmick.
And every day, everybody wishes me a happy birthday.
This is going to be the rest of my life.
Buddy, Josh, I've got the same shit.
They've been saying RIP Joe Rogan for literally two years!
I didn't even know when it started!
I didn't even know when it started, but it's RIP Joe Rogan every fucking day for the last 700 and something days in a row!
In a row!
It never ends. It never ends. No, he didn't. Yes, he did not.
I made it.
Oh, man.
Geez.
Wow.
The whole chat, there's literally not a single chat that isn't ripped, Joe Rogan.
All right, guys.
Do you see me have needle-daisy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why does this one touch me?
Fuck does he want?
Fuck does he want?
The hell?
Fuck does he want?
What?
Too much of my time, don't waste it.
And you didn't give it a fuck.
I remember.
I'm talking about at the McDonald's bathroom
At the Wendy's bad. What is this guy want me to do? What is he bowling alley?
What kind of question is there the bowling alley, but like under the chairs pointed upward what the hell is
What?
What is going on here? What the hell?
Got a question. This guy have me do
inside the watery part of the toilet wait a second hold on wait hold on wait
hold up wait a minute wait in wait inside the watery part of the toilet in
John Cena's house what this guy's got it not the hots for John Cena see none
watch out watch out watch out watch out dude needle in the haystack is that
I don't see Wi-Fi cameras. We just got a thousand hundred different places
Oh, yeah, we go to ground zero. You gotta go to interchange. We got to go to streets. We got to go to shoreline
fuck oh
My god
Okay guys, are this what we do? We're gonna interchange and knock out those two, okay?
Yeah, the cart track and the children's playground
Yeah
Okay, are you guys ready suspicious?
Very suspicious
Very suspicious very suspicious
Precious, I did I have heard that the children playground is a great spot to find armor
level 3 armor
Red what level 3 armor? Okay? Now let's ride
Let's go
We're gonna have some cool tagline like that why let's
Going boys
It's let's start a business great time start a business great time
Let's start a small business selling
Russian nesting dolls, but we're
If it's Gimmick's birthday, why is Lemon playing right now?
That's a good question. That's a good question.
That's a very good question.
I don't have the answer for that.
I wish I did, but I don't.
If it was my birthday, Lemon probably would be playing,
because I'd be doing birthday stuff.
I'm going to eat ice cream for lunch and dinner.
I'd be popping down the street in my tight pants, got my tight pants on.
I'd be like a hundred people with a circle in the middle while I'm doing little dances
and everybody's cheering my name.
I'm telling you, I still haven't done it,
but I wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese
and just spend the whole day there
winning the biggest prize.
I've never done it, I've never seen anyone else do it.
It's one of my life goals.
It's one of my life, it's literally one of my life.
I'm not even joking.
It's one of my life goals.
And $5,000 for a PlayStation.
So, it's not about the destination,
it's about the journey.
It's about the journey.
Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese ain't what they used to be.
Chuck E. Cheese is like a sad, it's like a sad place now.
It's like an industrial building with like fluorescent lights and just like shitty carpet
and those weird little-
Well, Chuck E. Cheese is a case.
That wasn't me, like me, like a David Busters or like a-
Asbestos tiles?
Oh yeah, David Busters.
That's where you guys do it.
Yeah, somewhere that's like a Chuck E. Cheese where you just go there, you spend
the whole day there.
You say that if like 12 hours you play every machine like 100 times and you win the
biggest prize that's where my that's where my trees that's where my every side
there's a three story arcade in my area that's just dude you can spend the
whole day there it's a my close is it too specifically you can do that so I can
oh my god you're gonna dox me yeah dox you dox yeah remember what I said that
person asked like what my dad's name was like 30 minutes ago your parents name
yeah someone text me said hey what's your dad's name yeah he called me and I
And he faced on me like wall on stream and I answer it the first thing he says is the town
I grew up in oh my god. I had this is a viewer
No, it's a buddy of mine. He doesn't even know I streamed
Phone hold the phone wait a minute
Let's ride
I do damage, you need to stand it Cycle, baby, black as Marilyn Manson, got the cash in Manson
Give this Friday me Hanson, pull the walk out the pantry, tell you simple not dancing
She gonna play like a candy, and she lit like a candle
I just thought about it.
If you think about it, guys, if you think about that intro, it's supposed to be American.
And Thunderstruck is Australian.
And I'm pretty certain that John Toliver was born in America.
John Oliver?
Yeah, John Oliver.
John Oliver.
John Toliver was born in British.
Oh.
Oh, that is not healthy.
I have to give it a like.
It's not healthy.
Okay.
I heard that John Oliver was in fact born in America.
Oh, Don Toliver.
Well, he was born in Texas.
Bam.
So if you think about that, that's even more American song than Thunderstruck.
Two points.
Two points.
Two points.
Two points.
Is he Thunderstruck, man?
He sings, no, no.
that one song that's called uh is it gonna cost peanut three million dollars
hey what are we doing here again oh yeah we gotta go with the go-kart and the playground
yeah yeah cart cart depot or whatever and the playground
that's it yeah that is i don't have an idea the car the right next to each other
cards right up right up front of idea and what a blessing oh also this is to
gill is uh this is to gill is where you show me I saw it with his edge
over here somewhere I approach from the middle door on this street you're over
here okay I think it's behind this wall
really I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I have only approached the other direction
to the same spot I thought it was closer to be on this
are you are you yanking are we winners we're not to give a spot
consent I got close we're close I promise I promise you sure no he has
like he has a nest now he has a nest now and that's like a serious he's
It's like a compound.
Try to call him. Try to call him.
Alright.
Should be me.
What the fuck?
Are you going the right way, guys?
Middle entrance on the back road, you went the wrong way.
Yeah, I know it's the middle entrance on the back road, but can we get there from here?
No!
I'm going the right way.
I'm going the right way.
I'm going the right way.
I'm going the right way.
I'm going the right way.
We can't you have to go all the way this way and then pass the yellow van
We are skipping our objectives. Let's go back
Let's go let's go to our objective and then we'll go back and mess with Mr. Tegela
I know he's right around that corner. You have me thinking you can get there is literally one entrance away
Like I know I've only I've only seen it from the middle entrance in the back street as well
Well, but I figured you could just go straight.
Let's go get that question.
There we go.
This is like a maze.
It's like a maze.
Oh, this is like a maze.
This is amazing.
That's the problem.
This is a maze.
This is a maze.
This is a maze.
Mr. Tagoon.
Is it possible to have a giant maze?
That's not amazing.
Not since 2024.
No, not since he actually did.
No, no.
You know what happened.
Yeah, you know what happened.
that one fatal day. Yeah. No, I
got that's true. That's true. You
can have a mediocre maze. Mm hmm.
But it's not a mate. But how can a maze
not be amazing? It's not too
spiritual. Yeah. Oh my, he's clutching
his moon rock. I just looked back at
him. He's clutching his moon rock.
I got him on my top monitor. He's
looking at salt lamp and stuff. Oh my
god. Do you have one of those air
humidifiers in his thing with one
one of those big tapestries that have like all like the the team catches in the middle.
Oh yeah.
Oh God.
Oh God.
He minified too.
He's crushing two crow's feet up in a in a mortar and pestle.
Please let me and peanut be lovers.
Actually, it's got to be free.
He's got to be fucking free.
I tried it.
Tried what?
He's got to be free.
He's got to be free.
Lover thing, it didn't work.
This guy's just a freak.
I'd follow me guys. I don't want to get them very swiftly very fast very swiftly very easy very supple very simple
What's up for mr. Colossi he likes to hang about around these bars
You're so far down the the nickname train that I don't even know who the fuck you're talking about
Lucy killer killer killer kill us. He can lose he
He can take a look to paint. Yeah, yeah, paint. Pussy.
Come on, Pussy.
Patrick Starfleet. I call him Patrick Starfleet.
Oh, that's a wonderful name.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
It's sort of the killer of the SpongeBob universe.
I call him Squidward, but with a mustache.
When Squidward joined that community full of all the Squidward,
there was like 5,000 Squidward, but one of them had a mustache.
I call him Squidward from that episode with the mustache.
That's what I call him.
I called that tricolour.
Would you say that SpongeBob is probably your biggest inspiration?
Probably.
Oh, there's a guy right in front of me!
Real guy, real guy, real guy, real guy, real guy!
He's been left, he's been left!
Eh!
Why is he running so fast?
He looks tiny, he looks tiny.
He's got a pistol.
Looks naked.
Right here on the left, right here on the left.
God damn it!
Get out of here!
Oh god.
Yeah, I feel bad.
Yeah, we should bury him out the back.
Oh god.
Oh god.
He's so poor.
He's so poor and ugly.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Okay, I'm trying to take sin.
It is literally disappearing in my hand as I'm dragging it over.
What is going on?
That's cool.
John!
You've been on the body.
You were.
I'm gonna look up.
I'm gonna look up literally someone has a green backpack
I'm going to unload in their mouth if I look up and there's a green backpack and so much body
Yeah, so we even took the dog tag. I'm the one that killed him
Okay, all right John
You make standing on top of a dog tag oh man age oh man age oh my god
Oh, Jeremy needs oh my god. Oh, Jeremy needs oh my god. Give me just fit out this dog. Thank you
Looking for where I did it John. Oh, that's the one
Oh, it's amazing how you knew exactly where it was John. Yeah, it was highlighted
I said mr. Degilus me right here according to what you said I've never been here mr. Degilus stuff
Just what is that where you live so that that's not right there? No, no, no, no, no, no
It's like in the middle of the garage. Hey, what is this one down here? What the hell? What is this?
This is always been here. It's always been here. You said
Oh, we got you supposed to go right
Come on guys, come on guys
That that was to be where to get it is that's much cool
Yeah, where is he that did get expanded. I don't know. It is dropped over there. This is the middle entrance right here
Oh, it's right. Yeah, it's right here where you can't there's no actual you have to climb. He's in here. He's in here
You gotta climb up you got a
Easy in there is he in there?
We should be
I don't know if it's 100% spawn or what but this is to get the side out
that this whole spot back here yeah
line of stuff didn't used to be here
now it's all cordon cordon dog
oh
it makes me shit my pants I'm gonna be so mad
I might not be under resistant but this
is where it is this is a little Heidi
this little net there's whole place it
That is not him. That is not what he uses. That's someone else. That's a real person.
That's a real person. He's all the way in the back right corner. I got it. I got it.
I'm on it. I'm on it. Hey! You killed my fat friend. You will pay for that. You will
pay for that with your life. Give me a break. I can still hear your voice. Oh sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, typo, typo, typo.
Oh, I'm dead. It is a slayer.
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
So much closer than that.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Stay back.
Stay back.
You have no idea what I'm capable of.
You have no idea.
Oh, I'm blind! I'm blind!
Shaq, bitch!
OOOOOOOH!
I-
Get him?
Yeah, daaamn!
It was Fs on my test, now it's Fs on my belt, bitch, I'm striking by myself, I don't need nobody's help, got a white ice and a hell of a fucking game, I was gonna...
Hey, too easy! Too easy!
That was one of the best ways I've ever seen in this game ever.
Thank you sir, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
My butt!
Stike bitch.
Fool himself.
Fool his prickly.
Got it!
Now you just need the one to work where you go,
oh, I think you're dead.
Give me all your goodies.
Cool again.
Give me all of your goodies.
Give me all of your goodies at once.
Oh, I can tell this guy's rich beyond belief.
What should I say?
What a fool. What a fool.
Not for one of the oldest drinks in the book.
Oh, oh, he is packing this guy. He's packing.
Check his pants. He's packing.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
I'm gonna leave a jar of mayonnaise in his pocket
That's gonna be like my call signal like a serious calling card. It's really calling
Whenever you see mayonnaise in someone's
You know the buggy later has struck
You know the buglet has been here
HAHAHAHA
YESSS! YES!!!
YESSS!!!!
THAT MAN HAS MADDED HIS PUCKET
THE BUCKLE IN HIS BINY A BEFORE!
HAHAHAH
oh my god
I got so hot-loot on me too
I mean not crazy hot
you know
take a little peep
maybe a little disinno of that
you might be interested in
just do something
Do we still get this quest on or do we need to extract no idea you do get the question
Jack just sex second thought yeah cuz it cuz it's a multi no no we don't have to because
it's the mall it's a multi map quest multi multi it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a
multi-level marketing
multi-map it's a pyramid game I'm not gonna bother taking John's body because unless
he stole something from us that guy's poor ugly accurate still hurt folksy
and i just gotta get out of here uh we got blue van that looks pretty promising
I'm going to take a ticket while you get out here and feel right.
I'm not fine at all.
I'm slim dick.
I'm slim dick.
I've got a double D rack and a BBL from Brazil.
Oh, did I get a deal on that? I even had a coupon.
Dr. Wayne Meehan, 10 pounds more after the surgery.
See? Let me taste some.
Let me taste some.
I could fart and throw a 40-story building off its hilt.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This is a threat.
This is not an explanation. This is a threat.
until they start changing the verbiage to Slim Thick.
Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Ah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Slim Thick.
Slim Thick.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you very kindly.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very kindly.
Oh.
Whoo Voussoft or James The Eater
Oh you do not have to say that!
Oh, you don't have to say that.
That's very kind of you.
Oh, that's very kind of you.
Hi, I'm Skedaddling.
I'm about 30 seconds out.
Gentlemen, prepare your kits.
Prepare your kits.
You were insane.
Insane as to that.
Whoo!
May I go over my hardware again, sir?
WDs and 10 pounds of BBL
He'd I say more
It's a little great gentlemen eggs in red
All right gentlemen, we have successfully completed another red another one bring out the whole ocean
Bring out the whole ocean sandal wire
here. Chandelier, Boston legend.
Nineteen. Eight, twenty, peanut quick question.
Okay. Your eyes roll in the back of your head when you're taking a massive shit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's not a problem.
That's a solution.
You got sometimes you just got rip off all the clothes, get all sweaty in there.
Turn off the vent.
So it just seems up seems up the mirror.
Oh, yeah.
No, I know what you're talking about.
No, I don't stop by.
Absolutely
All right, hold on
All right guys, I I successfully lived you guys did not what is
Was updating you on the situation
Oh, shit.
You're welcome.
I didn't think about it.
You didn't think about that, did you?
Oh, shit.
Mm-hmm.
You didn't think about that, did you?
You didn't think about that?
That's on me.
That's on you.
That's on you.
Oh.
All right.
All right, now we have to go to.
It's very simple.
I got another tax time.
Oh, let me see if you can entertain.
Score.
All right, now you go to Shoreline
and go to the children's playground again.
What is this? What is this? What is going on?
All right.
Uh, we're all right.
Okay, we go to the children's playground and the
close side.
No, I did got.
Uh, oh, we're going to a different children's playground.
Okay.
All right.
Is doctor this might happen to be a developer over at BST?
Yeah, I know he had it.
Studio.
I think he's been sold.
He's been sold?
Oh, gosh, of course.
All right, okay, let us proceed.
All right, let's run!
Let's run!
We are going straight to the storyline.
We're going to the construction site and the building playground.
We must go at once with great haste.
With great haste.
Yes.
Great haste.
Right.
Of course.
is great eggs great eggs you must ride a dog you must ride a dog
oh let's let's go we're gonna get it I have faith in us good good almost there
Let's go everybody.
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time.
We're practicing our taglines.
Guys, oh my god, someone just said margarita in the chat.
Guys, imagine if we all had ice cold margaritas right now.
Oh my god, dude.
I would be hard.
Oh my god.
Did you order margarita?
Was that illegal in Texas?
That sounds so good right now.
I think you can.
But you just have to do orders like food with it
I think or for the people and you have to show them your ID and they scan it
Well, no, I think you have to order food with it. I think you have to I'll leave you just order of margarita
I'd write is that the law in Texas you have to order food with it
Hey, that is
You can't just order a margarita. I don't think you shall know he's talking about it's a free country
You can't order a god-damned
Listen, listen, listen, listen, I know, listen, listen, Texas is the most free-state
Aventure just but you have to remember. Oh, we are also in like
No, we're not you're also liking the Bible about okay, so you know the Bible belt is in the Midwest
I don't even know what that means
Shut up, bitch. I'm gonna see if I can order a margarine
What the fuck
I can't ever see this kid.
There's other than alcohol and drugs.
Texas is the most free state, other than alcohol and drugs.
Other than alcohol and drugs.
Okay, that's a fair assessment.
I think that's a fair assessment.
There's a couple other things that I won't mention,
but you know.
Wow, you can suck me.
You live in California, bitch.
I don't even, you have to give your home invader
therapy license before you can shoot him, you pussy.
You have to go to a 7th and 7th course for a gunman on my bedside for violence.
You come in California, I'll come in blasted.
You think we don't got guns?
They just don't go fully automatic.
So I'm gonna have to really, but I exercise my finger to really, you should see me fan that thing.
It's like paintball.
Hey guys, are the margaritas in a bottle at gas stations?
Are those like as good as the margarita?
No.
I mean, I...
No, no, no, but dude, they're not as good as margarita,
Margarita, but they're still pretty pretty. I'm going a hundred percent.
Well, not all of them, but get a buzz.
There's a lot of them. Dude, cut water.
I just really went back. I got to say Margarita.
I just really in the mood for Margarita now.
Get a look up. Cut water, cut water.
I want a Margarita. I'm thirsty for a Margarita.
I know it's not as good as Margarita,
but it's the Cayman Jack Margarita bottles.
Are those like at least decent?
Like when I quench my Margarita thirds.
Right wins have cut water look up cut well fuck cut water. I don't know what that is. I don't care about it
Fuck you fuck you fucking believe it. Fuck everything you love you would like it. You would like cut water. I
I'm in the mood for margaritas. I'm in the mood for margaritas. I want margaritas
14% I want margarita flavor. I want margaritas. I want margaritas
Cutwater margaritas are are not as good as a like an actual margarita from like an actual place
but they're pretty damn close.
They cut water, is Margarita?
Yes, yes, cut water's the brand.
Cut water's the brand.
They make margarita, they make like cocktails in a can
and they're fucking great.
And they'll get you absolutely blasted.
Yeah, I want to see peanut on cut waters.
Oh, I really, I don't have cut waters.
Oh, let's grind!
So free over there.
I
Would you guys go would you you guys just went we're bored we're in the new the new area
We guys we gotta go the other way the construction site. I know I'm following John is why we
We ever you trader we had a discussion. We said where do we think it is he agreed?
Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Well, do you want to go into the resort?
Is it at the resort? Isn't the playground at the resort?
The playground is at the resort, but the construction site is at the blue fence on the water.
I'm gonna hit that first.
Oh, that's actually...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we should do now.
Follow me, boys. Follow me, boys.
Unless our extract... No, we don't have road to customs.
Yeah, we got tunnel.
Oh...
Oh, no. Oh, no.
do you want if the goods are here we get some good stuff oh just the gun for
that I'm gonna check if the goods are here so we get some grenade launchers and
like cool stuff yeah oh that would be nice oh don't be so
Oh, give it son.
There's a guy. Wait, is that you?
Run up the mountain.
I recognize. I recognize a little
Tony's. Follow me.
Follow me. The little chunk.
Mr. John. Hold on. Let me take a look at you, Mr. John.
Are you in default scans?
Yeah, you're embarrassing our crew default.
I'm a default. I'm a default. You're embarrassing our crew.
You're making us look like idiots.
What was that guy doing there?
I just had to kill a scavenger. I don't think the goons are here. I'm not getting killed, so...
Ooh!
It could be on the other side, I guess, take the lead.
Does that look good?
I didn't go off downhill.
Yeah, I'm gonna run to the other side so you can see if they're there.
I'm gonna run again!
I'm gonna just do a little some light looting. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. Oh, you take your time for doing a little light
Okay, if they don't you guys leave this? Absolutely not. Surely you didn't loot the safe up here. Surely
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I did not. No, no, I would never do that
I would never do that. That is not how I roll. That is not may of all
What?
Nothing. Okay. Nothing of importance of course. Should I go touch this construction site?
My name's good. Oh good. Oh good. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Okay, you guys left the area didn't you and you didn't tell me like I said when I said tell me when you leave the area
You guys definitely-
Then John said I'm the construction site.
I wasn't listening. Did you consider that?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
What happened again? What happened again?
That's right. Alright.
Well, you're on ten nights.
I'm such an idiot. I'm such an idiot.
Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
You're such an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm stupid.
I just can't do anything right.
I appreciate you guys admitting that.
Big peanut. Big peanut sometimes.
Big peanut.
It's a big, not too admit.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
And now I'm going to the children's playground.
Do you just have to walk in and walk out?
Well, no, it'll stay at the bottom.
I don't see it.
Ta-ta!
I had to kinda walk it like the minute.
Right.
Do you just walk out of there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm.
I went the wrong way.
Heep-eep-eep.
It's open.
Todd, did you hear the construction sound yet?
Yep.
Okay, good.
We're actually making really good progress on this quest.
I'm not even lying to you boys.
We're doing really good.
Woo!
We're pretty good. We're doing pretty good. Yeah, we're gonna make it to where we have a 48 hour cool down in no time
The whole day I'll be there is a cool down for this guy slide
I'm right by the tank. Where you at?
I'm under the bridge just looped up. I use one behind me. He missed you. Give me how you do in my son
I'm not giving good. I just my ping is absolutely skyrocketing
Wait, you guys aren't here, right? No, we're not. No, we're not. We're not. We know we do you know
We know we do you know
I'm gonna disconnect and there's a guy right by me. Oh my good discrepancy. No, I'm not
I'm safe combat log
Be very sneaky mr. John. There's probably people inside the resort. I see we try to sprint into east side before they even know we're here
Get some cover and then come out
Murder them
What's he doing?
What's who doing?
There's a guy here at construction.
Oh no.
I don't know what he's doing.
I'm going in!
I'm going in, Mr. John!
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
I'm gonna make it!
Got it!
a little quiet John it is too quiet terrifying oh he would actually be scavengers
I'm coming in no one got him
he's really fine oh he does he used to that second oh my god this robot's a
Bunker later. Hell yeah
That was it
Are we sure to go outside and go to the playground real quick and then we're done even if we die we're good
You're talking about this John. Yeah
That's right, right let's go ride was hunting this man, but I don't think he's coming out
I don't know what he's doing come get the playground because if you don't get the playground we have to reset
I know okay okay
I'm not I can die right now it doesn't matter
Oh don't do that you're so hot
I'm too sexy to die
I'm gonna go to the super secret new spot get a couple of these
I see what I'm gonna go into the canoes just key because I really need the canoes just key anyways
You mean?
Mm-hmm
It's a little beat
A little beat
Kenosha ski is not here. I repeat not here
We go to the super suit. That's why
You see
precious oh
Jesus oh would it be so brief?
recently oh
We got
Nothing
The great the great treasure room was completely empty. This is John. I've been scared. I've been scammed in wrong
buddy
I'm gonna go what's I am see if I can kick up some action
You guys finish up that right into the the back of the backyard of the resort right? Yeah east side east side
Into the back
Behind you, mr. No, oh come on over the water slide
there's gotta be somebody was that was that one of us a scab over an admin
shooting at me
he's dead yeah yeah on a gentleman sneaking around he was all the people at
oh my god this guy was staffed 123 you are cheeks at this game
I heard Johnny Sins wants to make a film with you.
Oh, I heard he loves peanuts.
You better say, gulp, gulp, instead of goop, goop.
I've... I've...
I've... I've...
It's all gonna happen.
How... How...
That is disgusting.
Uh...
All right. Let us proceed. Let us proceed.
Let us be. Let us be.
You're not fear the buglet is here.
Here you go, where's all the people at?
I don't know.
I think we were coming.
Are you ready out of wood right now?
Yeah.
Is that you?
Yeah.
You should jump over it.
Oh shit! Oh my god!
I'm gonna jump from behind.
They're getting frisky.
and I am missing every bullet on him.
Yeah, I'm going to check the other super secret room.
Can we see it?
I kept moving left and right and shooting.
Ooh! Not too shabby. Not too shabby boys.
Ooh, something, something.
Oh, some fashions.
There's some gasoline in there as well, if you like it.
There's no one here.
What's the dingle that's going on?
What's the dingle?
What's the dingle that's going on?
Oh, Mr. John, are you as subtle as I am?
I am, I think I am flushed and I'm stoned and waved at the end.
Missy business, of course.
Missy, where are you?
Uh, I'm just, I, dude, I was something that player for a little while, it got, it got me
up there, I'm just about to hit the playground.
Okay, alright, we're gonna head down to the docks and he gets some action while
we wait for you.
Should we get some action?
Meet yourself over at the tunnel, okay?
Oh, you know what? Mr. Dobby go to the cottage and see Mr. Sadie Bussy is there.
The what?
Yes.
Well I should take the docks first. See if Mr. Sadie Bussy is there.
Yeah.
No, you get this too soon.
And follow us, Mr. Goodwin, down to the docks at Hwyzaam.
At Hwyzaam.
I'll be right there.
See you in short.
What?
Okay, I haven't had a single thing this whole raid not a single thing
This little guy go into this construction go deep in without an exit and then he never came out
Do you start to have K in there? Maybe he had to poo. Oh my god. Oh my
There's a sniper on top of the power station. Oh my
I
Really have the facilities to kill this man. I do but he's shooting at me now
Good luck with that
That wakes up pretty good
Wakes up pretty good for us boys
Well, you guys aren't at power station, right? I'm at power since I'm right my next one. Oh
Mr. Sachi
You're like inside of it you're inside. No, I'm behind it now
I'm now right now behind it well, well, but you ran but you ran through it. No
Okay, okay, we're on the left side of it
Then that was you
Yeah, we've already cleared it up dumb ass
Wait, where are you John? I'm approaching
Crack okay smoking crack
Oh my god.
I'm heading out of the docks for some action. I'm trying to get the blast trying to get the pop in the truck.
Who sings that song?
Oh
Was it a Rihanna side of the buff collab yeah
Yeah, good guys
All guys people out here people out here people out here. I'm said those were to talk to me
Are you are they in the lighthouse area? I see my ship. It's a massive man massive man
Holy to the guys that attacked you. I mean that guy's going to guys break it
We kill that guy that guy's good. I think I go nice big. He's massive. We got to kill me
So the dogs down the dogs. He's huge. He's huge
You're attacked you want shot on dogs?
Oh
Oh
You get away. I think you gotta wait. Oh, we don't know. We don't we don't need that good
I speak of it. He's going for the Senate, but see is it you behind me? Oh
On the rock. Yeah, we just we just took a shot
Yeah, this is this out. There's two guys one at the end of the dog as well
I see him I see him you see me see him
You gotta kill these guys, we'll break these guys.
There's the biggest mountains.
There's the biggest mountains.
See that man?
There's triplets with every step.
They're really on the docks, like on the actual dock.
How many, how many?
I can hear them. I only saw one.
Locking.
There's hot skimics.
Wait, one of them's dead. One of them's dead.
one of them is, I don't know.
He's leaned over and I shot him in the head
four times and he bled.
He used to avenge.
He's gotta be dead.
There's a boss?
I don't shoot me, I'm on the front of the docks.
On the blue wall.
I think I killed, what's his name?
Okay, yeah, one guy's just like leaning up against a pole.
I killed Santa Bussi.
Nice.
I hear mines, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Come, come, come, come, come.
I see nothing.
I'm coming closer.
Thank you.
Oh fuck.
Oh that's from up by you.
Peek-a-boo.
Now he goes to the back of the dodge.
That's behind.
No that's behind us.
Yeah that's behind.
That's behind gas I feel like.
You sure that I could just wear that from them
They can't see me from back there. Oh
Keep your pink super boys
I'm out of charge into the the giant house
I'm going
Fuck oh
Shit
Oh my god, I'm about to pull it off my forehead and then I kill him, he's huge, he's huge, he's huge!
Did you see that guy? That guy's as big as a mountain!
Is that what I'm talking about? I don't know, I don't know if it's all of them, I don't know.
Is that the crossing stand?
Oh, this guy's dead right here.
That's the guy I was shooting at, this guy I was shooting at.
Did you touch that body? I'm gonna skin you alive.
No way, this is my captain.
Oh, this is the one you killed?
This one right here. Oh my god.
Oh, this guy's level 31!
Get a job!
Get a job!
No, no, this is not a scab. What Korundar. Level 31? Are we serious? Are we serious?
It's literally
my employment to play video games. Are these guards? And I run over there anyway. What's happening? These are guards.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
There's another garden here, watch out.
I swear.
Huh.
Did you buy some?
Yeah, some scabs.
Gonna be living fuck out of me, but.
Oh, that mercy.
What is the key card you get off Santa Tars after he's gone to the cottage?
Oh, come on, man.
Woo wee!
Woo wee, bye bye!
A little.
You guys wouldn't have any food and water, would you?
Oh wait, I got some pineapple juice.
A little bit of refreshment.
I need some too.
I got light refreshments.
We're gonna need to go though.
I got 13.
You guys, you can take anything else.
All this guy's body, there's a helmet and a headset.
Go ahead, be my guest, be my guest, boys.
Be my guest, boys, be my guest.
I
Be flared up. Yeah
Yeah
Then it's our bag here. Is that worth anything? I think it's worth like 80
Some some
I think you'd only take medical stuff
It'll some some
$62
Guys, I'm red!
Amazing. Really?
That's like... gotta be like...
And Big Macs, easily.
Take out West 112, West 112, that'll do that.
Very nice, very nice.
And let's...
Guys, I'd say this is a momentous raid.
You made them great, they're important!
Nor the guy that was shooting at us behind the gas.
He wouldn't still be there.
I'm just checking if there's a computer GPU in them.
Can you use CPU by chance?
I gotta use one for a quest.
I'm gonna do none now.
You'll be punished.
Oh yeah!
I'm gonna cut you not shoot me dude. I'm so fucked right now. Are you serious?
Oh my god
You
Bastard man
Please god if you're real avas sniper bullet from the adjacent mountain come clock him in the side of the mouth
Okay, so we got the quest and now all we have left is,
I think Streets of Tarkov,
and then you guys gotta do Ground Zero, right?
And then we're done with that quest?
I think so, I think so.
We're making really good progress.
I'm telling you guys, guys, we have not,
like, I know like some of us have died,
but not before we've actually gotten the quest done.
Yeah, it's not in an inconvenient fashion.
And we haven't even had one hiccup
trying to do this quest so far.
This is going really good.
It's been a delight. It's been a delight.
You get a little bit of food and water. That was famous. She works.
We upgraded our armor. We got that. That shadow novice died.
And let me see what's next. Let me see what's next.
Oh, yeah. So all you do is go to the children's playground.
again for the third time for the third time now for the third time well third
times a charm third time for the third time now the third time we'll be heading
to the children's playground so whatever reason and then we'll go and
then we got to go back about zero get your guys's last one at the courtyard
You can order a gout of margarita from Chili's right to your doorstep.
Is that the other, are the ancient scrolls true?
Are the legacies true?
Are the old wives tales are they?
The rumors are true.
Rumors?
The rumors are true.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That can't be true.
I can't.
Wait.
I can't be true.
I can't.
Wait.
I can't be true.
Okay, well I've already ordered something
that is not as good.
I wish I had known that 30 minutes ago,
but I've already ordered something
that would quench my margarita thirst.
I've already ordered something
that would quench my margarita thirst.
We're fine.
you were spamming you will I did listen and that's your phone and that's your
phone that's your font not mine yours tell him John yeah yeah how could you
tell him that's proud of yourself tell him proud of yourself that's right tell
to get him this is back even hmm let's ride
okay oh I'm sure talk of his fun to play but it's rather boring to watch no
It's boring to play if you don't worry about oh
Shit guys
How long you think it's gonna do we got it?
Oh, I got it. I got 13 minutes. I got no I got I got to sit out this round. Yep. I got my thing
I got my thing. Oh, I
Got my thing boys. I got my thing. No
No, I do it
No, gotta do it. There's no way. I got nine minutes
Don't just skip your spot. Listen, I'm just give it just give it
third of a three-part sponsor
Nothing out the window. No the whole thing out the window
Wish I wish I wish
Getting
Thank you, sir. Thank you sir. I got
And I'll be back that's how quick you can be back over this blink and you'll be back
You just blink and I'll be back. I'll be back. You'll be back. I'll be I'll be I'm thinking you'll be black
That's right. I'm back blink and I'll be black. I
Yep
Yeah
Works okay. All right, okay
Okay, I'd skedaddle
Good luck. Go on without me. I will return to you soon in soon time.
We'll be awaiting your arrival here with open arms.
Perfect.
All right boys, give me guys a quick quick little spots and they'll join us back.
Lickety-split lickety-split. All right
We'll save his seats. We'll save his seat. No, not I
Miss Johnny ready
Uh, where we going we're going uh streets of the
By the way, John, let me tell you something right now right here right now if we see the black division
We are dropping everything. I don't care if your cousin called you with bad news about your great-grand
Peppy I don't care. I don't care if the neighbor's cat is lost and that she's asking you to help her find her cat
I don't care what you're doing if I see the black division. We are killing them all taking the goop and
They have the best group in the game best group in the game
Get a drive
So you're a little frisky in there so you're a little frisky in there
We're frisky. By the way, I found out also the percentages black division is 15%
Spawn rate on every map except for labs in which it is 75%
75%
Mm-hmm
Y'all see dude wait what level do you need to be to buy labs cause it's 30. Yeah, I need 30
Oh, sorry, we meet up. Sorry we meet up. No, you're gonna give you guys. That's abandoned John.
Okay. Wait, something's. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Let me get up. Let me mute. Nice. What if we just kick John out? Just kick him out.
Even though he's our friend, he can't come out of here, fuck him.
And once we reach level 30, we go right to the labs and harvest the black division.
We think, we think, just, we'll help you die.
Once you get out of here, oh shit, let me, hold on.
We, okay, nice.
New plan alert.
Wee woo, wee woo.
New plan alert.
Once we reach level 30, we can literally kill John.
Oh shit, did I not beat, oh shit did I not beat, hold on.
Meet up, okay, meet, okay, sorry about that.
Nice, okay, once we reach level 30,
we literally drone strike John's house with a bomb.
In the game, of course, in the game.
Then we go to labs and harvest the black division.
Oh shit, was I not muted, let me hold on.
I like that plan.
Oh, good, okay, I didn't need to beat that.
Tomorrow cuz I'm going on vacation. No, no, no, I want you to be there should be there. All right
Hmm, it's the margarita talking. I don't even have my boys. We did that
I
Will have to pause probably doing this way to get my mother we boss. It's okay
All right tomorrow, I got three hour drive a drone strike your car. Thank you
I got a bitch, we inside You're robbing a man's in a night
Take it or pay, just a bite Take it or look in the sky
Robbing a make-bet, she do lines I told her I guess it's fine
I'm just a gay bag, what you find?
I gave her a shoe and she died
I gave her a shoe and she died
I gave her a shoe and she died
I came in that bitch with a knife
Bitch, I'm a tag in her life
I don't play with no bands
If you call I'll be playing for fun
I fuck a bitch over anybody
You're not stopping me, no you're not
I fuck a bitch for a crack
The bitch she sellin' my rap
The bitch when she put it on it
Fuck a bitch in the back in a carry
Fuck a bitch on the back in a loop
This car better, fuck this bad you can, look this is less than a gig
He's had a junk driver crash into my yard y'all
He went outside and popped his truck and stole all his alcohol
and then played a handicap inside in front of his car so he gets a double charge
So let's ride again!
Sorryieee!!
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry...
Sorry, sorry!
So, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sike! Fuck you all, let's ride!
You ready for a great raid, John?
Uh-huh.
Eh, yeah.
All we got we where's the playground this map?
Over by that big bridge straight in the middle
Yeah by the movie theater thingie yeah, like this big bridge right we're heading straight towards it. We're pretty sure
I thought it was right out here
I we know I need to indoors. No, I need the one indoors back towards the helicopter crash, right? Okay, I can court you
Oh, there's your work.
Ah, wait.
Ah.
We're definitely going to run into someone down here in this back alley.
Be very cautious, be very careful.
Be very careful.
Be very cautious, be very careful.
Be very cautious, be careful.
I
Should be right here if you ran this way from the back Concordia squad right you should be very
I'm so frosty
Hmm, maybe he's camping it?
Well, he's shot a square.
Hmm.
Fascinating.
Very fascinating, Mr. John.
Very fascinating.
Oh
To a quick beep
Big people you should be able to hit the playground right here
Nice and easy
You I bet this was in concordia security. I bet you oh
The closed door no, I was wrong second second a line
great
this is a is that you no those are you much nope this isn't the playground the
hell we were there was a playground out then yeah where's the playground add
what's with you suppose you suppose you oh yeah make as much as possible good
thinking honestly just slide all over the floor that's such shooting it's
Such shooting it's outside. Oh, yeah, I would it's I would it's just pieces pushy up a bit
Love a 99 PMC we're good. Holy shit there. You're good. Yeah, there's a playground. There it is. Oh
Yeah, that guy's right in front of us
Did you get the day?
He's right here, he's right here, he's right here, he's right here.
You gotta be a guy, look it, look it, look it.
What the hell?
I gotta pack it back.
He's gonna be coming for us, he's definitely heard that.
You guard, you guard.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
He's inside, he's inside.
Yeah, he's one.
Oh God, oh God.
Time to stay safe, time to stay safe.
Oh, he's sitting.
Time.
Yeah, I'm not feeling so good here.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Stay back. Stay back, demon. Oh, I want you to
get this time. I should be honest with you. Perfect. Oh, one is between two. Oh, my God.
They shoot, they shoot.
Oh god!
He not.
What?
What?
I'm gonna get you.
What?
What the?
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Oh, what?
No, you're not!
No, you're not!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna blow, I'm gonna, I'm gonna come over here, be trashed!
Oh, Dingo!
Oh, Dingo!
Oh, Dingo!
Oh, Dingo! Hold on, BUNS!
BUNS! Everybody BUNS!
BUNS!
BUNS!
We're BUNSING!
BUNS!
Oh, that doesn't sound good.
Oh god. Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. Okay. Okay. Alright. Okay. It's all good. Okay. Alright.
Alright boys! Time out! Dipperary time! Dipperary time out! Dipper-
Just... okay.
Okay.
Well...
Well...
That lapping.
That lapping, boys. That lapping. That lapping.
Oh, to be careful out there. Excellent raid! Excellent raid!
Okay.
okay well i got killed by kebabs prolapse
me too but but it's fine guys we went to the children's playground
you're on a list
for the quest for the quest which means we don't have to go back to the streets of chakab
Now you only need one more ground zero ground zero and we go to the courtyard
I cannot believe that if it wasn't for that second fool I would have had that a slam dunk
Y'all mean jump up slam dunk. It would have been like it would have been elementary
I would have had him wrapped up like a tortilla within me a moment
I would have a boom, I would have a boom, I would have a boom, I would have a boom, I would have had his eyes crushed.
He would have been pro-lapsed. She would have been pro-lapsed. She would have been pro-lapsed.
I cannot believe that any disrespect to me. I don't know, did you hear what he said right before he killed me?
The N-word.
Really? No.
Oh.
What I thought he was gonna say it, I could feel, I could feel it coming.
I could feel it coming.
No, he said it.
I could feel it coming like a certain type of energy.
You're talking about radiant like an aura.
I kind of felt that he was gonna say it.
He might as well have just said it.
You mean?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Just as bad if not worse.
Just as bad if not worse, if not worse.
Thank you, Mr. John.
Thank you.
I didn't think Clucksey was playing that.
Oh, Clucksey just screams that.
Well, okay, I've got the question.
The next one I have is hidden layer.
So I just have to be looking at a good lead related to Kenosho's.
Is this where you had to find the key?
Thought so, yeah.
But we just have to go to Ground Zero for you, right?
You just have to do the Ground Zero one?
Um, it's a mechanic quest?
Yeah.
Needle and a haystack.
Yeah, yeah.
But this quest says, find a way inside the Kenosho.
Oh, I see.
OK.
We have to get the key and go under the shoreline
and go to that door.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Is it me selling Kenosha's keys?
Probably for a reasonable price, if so.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's a very reasonable...
Very, oh my God, we actually might be fucked.
I don't think, oh, I just went wrong, I think I'm wrong.
Oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, yep.
Uh-oh.
Oh, you can't buy it on the flea
Bexiboo 97 hello peanut. It's perfect and Friday. My dad is available. Oh
Ben
Hasty, I would put his name in the raffle make sure his butthole is he put one into a
Go some vastly down there have to do a couple squats before I get there. We'll see what's cracking like and
Okay, so that means that we have to go find the key.
That is a problem because I don't know.
I know the small rates of that key used to be very, very nice.
I don't think the small rate of that key is very, very nice anymore.
And I think it only spawns in two locations, and that's on each side of the resort in
those two closets.
So we're going to be doing like, like an ante of what you did last week, John.
We're going to be going into the closet and seeing if they have the key.
I'm talking about what gonna be fresh for me and different. Yeah, very different
First two rounds you wrap up your class
It's 100% spawn. Oh, it's five locations 100% spot. Oh, that's great. That's great. Good witness
Guys, I mean that could not be great news. Are any of the spawns behind locked noise that we need keys to?
No, but I'm getting word that usually a robot scab has stolen it before you even get to the
resource.
Basically, we have to go on a massacre of everybody in the entire map and kill them
off and look at their pockets.
That should be too hard.
It should be too hard at all.
Let me get, this is going to be a kick ass drive tomorrow, peanut.
That's what, let me tell you something, let me tell you something, as soon as they make
a self driving car that you don't have to, you don't have to be awake to drive it, that
I'm first in line, I'm first in line, let me tell you something, you want to talk about
it?
You want to talk about it?
Yeah, yeah.
I get the whole Tesla self driving is cool or whatever, but the fact that you have
like look at the road or like keep your hands on the wheel oh my god rated it's
ridiculous it's stupid it rude it roots it it rude a second wait if I'm doing this
road trip tomorrow yeah I don't want like a six milli or a nine milli what
what should I get are you talking about a Lucy eight milligram delight Lucy eight
I lose the eight milligram to life!
Yes! That is the perfect snack for your trip!
Yes, it has a little ball in it, you can crush it up,
and it tastes delicious and really explodes with flavor.
That's right, Mr. John.
That's it explodes with flavor once you crush that ball.
It's called breakers.
Whoo! That's right.
Good question, Mr. John. Good question.
That is a great question.
I might drive to my destination, drive back home,
and drive back just so I can have more.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. All right. Take off your pants. Take off your pants. It's sex time. It's sex time. It's sex time.
My goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh, I was getting very, oh, oh my goodness. I'm lactating. I'm lactating.
Oh god, I'm lactating. I'm lactating. I'm lactating. Oh no. Oh god, somebody get the pump on.
Let me get the, hold on. Let me see it. I,
I, I, mmm, oh no, not back, not back.
I'm almost, that guy kind of took everything I loved
and held near and dear, so I'm still having to put together
a quick kid, I do apologize.
I do apologize.
He took everything from me.
He took everything from me that I've loved ever
with one foul swoop and left me with nothing.
So he took the dog, he even took the dog.
He took the fucking dog.
Oh, wait, one, oh, one quick second.
Hold on, one second, wait one second, my margaritas are here, my margaritas are here, one second,
hold on, it's margaritas time, you see me, just give me like 30 seconds, I just have
to go show my ID, I'll be right back, two seconds, two seconds, two seconds, two seconds,
two seconds.
I'm back I haven't said I haven't said I haven't said I haven't I haven't I have
quiet my margaritas hold on this is where I've been craving right here this is
this is what I've been craving right here oh cheers gentlemen cheers boys I
I got six margaritas six six margaritas
Hmm
Oh
Oh
Okay, that's all right that hit the spot mr. John you chugged me in tires. I thought you guys said the caveman Jax
Wouldn't wouldn't quench my margaritas. Just
Whoo! Whoo!
Delicious! Delicious!
Delicious! I believe I'm also ready to go.
I think I have everything I need.
You should pay my helmet for that.
All right, and we'll go to Grand Joke.
All right, let's ride!
Oh my goodness, what percent is this?
I just want to make sure I don't have...
Oh, dude.
So not the...
Oh, only 5.8%.
I just drink these on repeat. There's only 5.8% unlimited drinking
which unlimited alcohol glitz unlimited alcohol glitz
Unlimited alcohol glitz. Let's go. Oh, let me go.
I drink only 46% because I'm depressed.
Yeah, brother, yeah, this is our father's intended balance.
As all things should be, just that's why Thanos got the rocks or whatever.
That's why Thanos got the rocks.
Whatever.
Yeah, he's cooking.
He got the rocks.
He got the rocks.
He got the rocks.
He got the rocks.
He got the rocks.
He got the rocks.
He got the rocks.
He got the rocks.
He got the rocks.
Yeah, you got the box. 46 light work if you're drinking over 46% you're a bathroom tile floor
dude somebody's made such a good point how can alcohol be the problem when it
literally fixes all my problem that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying I
can't aim for shit and talk off until I start drinking and then the shakes go
down and boom name one other thing that does not does it like that name one other one other
thing that cues ailments in such fashion so quickly nothing ridiculous ridiculous
oh my goodness crack weed coke Mary Jane meth
There's a bunch of communists, there's a bunch of communists,
there's a bunch of communists, there's a bunch of communists.
Communists, did I tell you something I got you much earlier?
You gave me a tip, I read it, he didn't hear me read it and
said, I guess you don't want pro tips, I'm out.
That happens to me literally every day.
Someone will tip me a super chat and
it'll be a large one like $100 and I'll read it and
three hours later some jackass will join the stream quote treat the super chat and go wow
peanuts a piece of shit he never read this he never read it I won't lie I don't read every
super chat because because I mean sometimes I'm busy sometimes it's just 50 fucking birthday
cameos in a row whatever you know I'm kind of trying to stream over here but I like
Usually a hundred dollar ones. I mean, I don't think I have a skim on it on one
See mine wasn't an actual tip. It was literally like advice. Oh
Magazines out of guns will be smaller. It's like, yeah, I know. Thank you. Here's a tip. Here's a tip
Oh, here's a tip. Now. I used to have a real talk on tip real quick before you let's ride
If you if you disable in your settings double tapping are
To quick reload if you disable that completely your regular reload actually becomes minutely faster
It's true. It's true now. Let's ride
You
I think I know what the corgis is but I'm not sure. I think it's just like that big green thing. You have to mouth like with grass and stuff.
Come on. Come on. That's that margarita. Sorry, my party. I get nervous when I'm handsome, guys.
Eeeeee
Eeeeee
Honestly, I don't know why I would I would you know
I feel like having small testicles would be a benefit if you were like a swimmer
So wouldn't you want to take steroids just to have less aero dynamic problems when it comes to like like Michael Felt
What do you want to have small balls?
This is a good one. There's no door over here. Let us know where
There's nowhere
I
Have no, I'm okay. I thought I knew exactly where we were and now I'm certain I do not have any clue where we are
I mean we should have gone up the bridge that we were under. Well. Yeah, but oh
Yeah, it makes sense. That's right in front of the thing
Good day Pete. Thank you chef. Thank you chef. Thank you
Honestly, wait, I just realized if they don't want like water resistance when you're swimming
Why don't they just get one of those horse jockies that are three and a half feet tall?
So I bet a horse jockie could beat Michael Phelps any day of the week
I mean you basically just throw in a toothpick in the water at that point
Jan is that big sense? Is that clock a deal? Yeah
Exactly
Give him a shot
Or need big balls for buoyancy.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
That way you have to spend less effort keeping yourself up.
You can spend more effort going forward.
They too, they too, they too, they too.
Well, then why don't you do what Randy Mars did and microwave your sack?
Oh, mm hmm.
And you'd be the best swimmer ever.
I'm just separate here.
This is the courtyard right here.
I see someone back there. I see a light. I see a light. Did you get the question?
Yep, yep, yep. Let's kill him. Oh, right here. He's hurting here. Oh, nigga, let's
I'm gonna shoot the students! Shoot their methods!
Their methods! Their methods!
Oh God! They're huge! They're huge!
They're huge!
Did you push it? Did you push it?
No.
Oh my god, I'm getting shot from behind, I'm not good at this.
Oh god.
He's gonna come kill me, and you gotta kill him while he kills me.
Oh god, I'm hurt.
Punch!
PIZE! EVERYBODY PIZE!
LET'S RIDE! LET'S RIDE! L-L-L-L-L-L-LETT RIDE!
You see, I have a big wop on turbo?
My pussy is wet, not on turbo mode I'll have you no good shit.
Holy fuck, is it really?
No, it's Network!
Now, come over here and die!
I'm Gen. G.
That's Gen. G.
That one you didn't get correct, sir.
That one is Gen. G.
I fucking love Pokemon.
Hold on, rip it apart.
Oh, God! You scared me.
I almost ripped my PSA-10 Char-a-fuck.
Oh, God, not the Char-a-fuck, Gen. G.
Not the Char-a-fuck!
that's a that's a PGA golf 2 or 10 Charified that goes for $27 no don't pull
up the stream I'm lying and I don't you find out
no we're gonna die here these guys are here she's got a huge fear mega ask me
if a zombie outbreak happens help everyone escape including Hutch Genji John
gimmick and even close to you except peanut he's the bait save the squad
Peanuts the decoy sprint for the exit shit hits fan fast
No, we're not no we're bad guys. Oh shit. Oh god. Oh my god
That's gonna be real guy. That's gotta be that's gotta be Johnny's real guy there
Are you okay?
No, I'm not
Oh there's so mean.
Hey John, I give up.
I'm gonna run over here and kill the two of them and keep shooting at us, okay?
This is where we can have at least one side cleared up.
Just stay right here, heal up, stay right here.
John, use your wrist. Use your wrist. Use your wrist.
Use your wrist.
Wrist him up, wrist him up.
Maybe they lost for a second, mate.
You're still talking through your body in game.
Yes, you're still talking through your body in the game, I swear to God.
Hey guys, I'm right around this corner.
Look at this!
I have no idea.
I mean, shit.
I can literally hear the game.
Oh my God, oh my God.
This guy is being a pansy.
This guy's being a pansy.
I'm gonna do a full-on flake.
I'm gonna do a full-on flake.
full-on plank there's zero percent chance that's not any of this hoopla this is
ridiculous everybody shoot me
well how you guys doing
my good you hear him can you hear him no oh god there's someone else
oh it's just a scav this guy
I'm on the move on my move
this is not a good way to run out of AP I'm really using PST now
Oh my god I gotta kill, I gotta kill these fucking kids back in those guys.
If you guys can hear me you're only allowed to stream site, if you give peanut 500 subs.
500?
Make it, make it, make it, make it 500.
A thousand, a thousand subs and you can stretch if you want.
I'm shooting my body.
Yeah, you didn't kill me yet. I'm not dead yet.
Oh shit!
I know some of the original guys trying to kill me.
Oh my god, I'm trying to go kill the guy at the wine store.
Everybody just hunting me down.
I
Okay
We have to kill this guy first then I'll kill the guy that windsward then I'll go back to the other guys
Oh
Okay, that's just a scab. Oh my god
Pack of the Magnus in two brass do garrish
oh my god that's black division that was not a pmc i am dead beyond your
wildest dreams i am dead so fucking hard right now that's the black division
Oh my god!
Oh God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
This way, this way.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No. Just do play, do play. Do play. I'm gonna sneak up. I'm gonna
go down the ramp. I'm gonna go up the other ramp, kill all the black division. Maybe,
and then, and then I'm gonna go kill the three guys. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Easy, easy,
easy lick it is flat lick it is flat this should be close enough I think it's safe to
run it that's right
you try if I can pull this off I'm gonna be rich or he's so rich oh my god
I
Shall we go through the back of the wine store
Little bit safer than the safe way
It's just a little thing you do little thing you do. I'm gonna reach I'm gonna reach out and cut the cock. Oh
You're trying to get my killers back to vision. Oh my god. Oh my god
This is just max potential. This is max potential. Oh my god
Oh
Oh shit, the hell is going on there
It took time to flip you off
It where the stairs at they were here. We were the season go up
They were right here. Hey, you are this is it go up like right here
What my crazy
Oh, yeah, there it is. Okay, guys. I'm gonna sneak in the back of the wine shop, kill the
black division get grooving get grooving
black and you got he's the white chopper here the guy who was afraid of trees
Jesus is now afraid of gnomes. He's doing really good.
Where are they?
I don't see them!
Where'd they go?
Where'd they be going?
Where'd the bike division go?
I just heard a swivel.
I just heard a swivel to your right.
Over here?
No, no, I heard a swivel where you were looking.
You had to left a little bit.
That way?
No, a little more left.
That way?
A little more left?
That way?
Oh, in between the two?
That way?
That way, yep.
That's right where I heard a swivel.
What the dingle dude? I tell you my division was right here. I think that's that in the swivel I heard
They're hiding five guys, you know the street. I don't see them. Oh
My god, they're hiding five guys in those. You see that I see we don't know. This is Kevin's. Yeah
We know that is a person it was going on around here. It's a person. I'm thinking I'm chasing
Wait, he's going on
Did the Black Division push? Like, could they push his whole building?
Under.
Oh god. Oh god, he's too fast, too fast.
Too fast. Too fast, too fast.
Too fast, too fast.
Oh, god.
You still here in-game?
I don't know, I don't think so.
Let's play a snap.
Got him.
Oh
Yeah, I need the black division me and push into this building where the guys were at
There's nowhere to be seen over there. Did you mind?
They're fine
You
oh that's it go on go on he's mad he's mad you see the black division killed
all three of those guys who you're talking to I wonder cuz they definitely
but fuck me I like oh my god this would just stand there
you killed him I think don't see the black division in this building I think
killed all three of those guys I all
three of those guys we were talking to
our dad
okay well I don't know do about I don't
know do about this I don't know what
it's right there
MMMMMMMMMMMM
I'm gonna- I'm gonna go this way.
Follow me, GING- Follow me, boy-
AYAH!
Fucking...
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Oh, can you hear me again?
It be not!
That's just a kid shot up to the function!
Hahahaha...
Oh my god, they're dead.
I see one right now.
I see one of them, they're dead, they're dead...
Those guys are dead.
I see two of them- Two-
They're dead. They're actually dead. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. The black division killed them all. The black division killed them all.
Oh my goodness.
Fuck you guys!
Real player coming in.
Should I distract him?
Over here Pussy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey! We can talk this out.
I just got a GPU shoved it in my butt.
I gotta take car and leave. Come here.
You got like five grand I could use on car come to the side of my voice
God
Very precise
Fuck up just
All three of them are dead, I see all three bodies out every see what other seven died
My friends in there that guy was even alive the entire time without it. I'm all free
Everyone's dead
It was a five man! It was a five man! They're all fucking dead!
It was a five stack!
Oh my god, oh my god, back scoop, back scoop!
I'm just gonna clear the area, just make sure there's no big gap between the area that I'm starting to...
Go, go, go, go, go, go! Back scoop, back scoop!
Okay, alright.
Alright, John, can you still hear the game or no?
It's you, guy.
Okay, okay.
That'd be awesome.
My shoe, my shoe, what the hell is this?
Oh my goodness.
My shoe, my shoe, my shoe, my shoe, my shoe, my shoe, my shoe.
No, don't stab it, don't stab it!
My shoe.
My shoe, my shoe, my shoe.
We'll clear out the PMCs and all of them at the bottom of the ship.
Move garbage, move garbage. Move garbage. Move garbage, move garbage.
Dude, I see no joke, seven dead PMCs here. I think there was two teams.
I think I'd like to be seen killed seven PMC's. I'm seeing seven dead PMC's right now
You see this
You see this
What?
I'm going to get the mopus of loot
I should buy some magic magic magic magic
I should just shut up on this
This guy is a bastard slap plate with the most expensive magazine in the game. Oh my God!
Magsgoop Magsgoop!
John shut up!
Shut up out there Mr. John!
John!
John!
John!
John!
John!
John!
John!
John!
John!
John!
Go go go go go!
John!
John!
John!
You're gonna blow my cover!
Okay, I'll stop. That's distressing.
What if- What if it was this way? What if-
I wanna get the wine bottle! Get him!
Wait.
Heh.
He's right above me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I even know what this gun is.
Do you see this?
What is this?
A type 20?
What is that?
What's a type 20?
This mag is full of M995.
A fucking bridge.
A fucking bridge.
It's a nuker.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I
Only see four black division with the fifth one
This three here one down there. We should fit the one out. Isn't there five always?
Was that not to is there always five or is this another four?
There's only five there's only five four four. Oh, okay
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh no, this guy's another bastard, Slappland!
Are you seeing this, John? Are you seeing this?
I am, but I am.
I'm the ready game.
Oh my god, I've got another PDG's.
That next you sent.
Peanut.
I'm a police officer.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh Chicago.
Oh, that's gotta be telling.
Your crazy self helps me decompress from some of the hardest days and feel human again.
Oh.
Thanks.
I'll push anytime.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anytime.
ITS TIME MOST OF THE TIME! ITS TIME! ITS TIME! ITS TIME! ITS TIME! ITS TIME! ITS TIME MESSING WITH WEY! ITS TIME! MOST! OF THE TIME!
Oh, my God.
My-my extract is across the map.
Oh, my God.
I gotta do so much, so much, so much, so much.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
...I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I've got some magazines to fit in myself.
Oh God, oh God, oh God.
I can't die now.
I can't die now.
Get out of here!
Get out!
Yeah, get out of here!
Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. I'll have to drop some stuff.
Yeah, thanks for the commentary.
Is your mic just Burma open and gave you like the little, the little, the little, the little guy.
I can't do it. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Yeah, I can use discord, but I can't be a boss fantastic fantastic
I'm out of passage out. I'm out of passion. I'll say hello all the way. Hey, thank you
Hey, John, are you good?
You doing good singing around
Yeah, I'm just hanging a little nap.
I'll come back in like five.
I'll come back in five.
I'll come back in five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will you be good in five?
Yeah, I'll be good in five.
Yeah, I'll be right here.
OK, fantastic.
Fantastic.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Have a good one.
All right.
I'm going, John.
Thank you.
Yep, anytime.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
OK, OK.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
Is that for your scavengers?
What is this scope?
Oh my god, what is this?
Do you see this?
Yeah.
You tell me the cars there.
Oh my god, the cars, the cars.
What is this scope?
What is this gun?
I've never seen any of this.
I think that's the same thing.
What do you think of?
What do you think of?
What do you think of?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
I'm clenched I'm clenched right now I'm clenched I'm clenched I'm not your
For days
Get back here!
What's going on?
Get back here, get back here, get back here!
Get back here, get back here, get back here!
Get back here!
Let me out of the fence!
Oh my God.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT! WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
HOW YOU LIKE THAT, YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU FUCKING SUCK!
YOU CAN NEVER PLAY THIS GAME IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN!
YOU'RE WORTHLESS!
YOU'RE NOT THE HECK!
YES!
YES!
YES!
That's a fucking steamer right there!
That's a fucking steamer!
sp быстрak
sp sp
sp
sp
sp
Fuck my ass!
And we're fucking rich! We're fucking rich!
We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
That was that. Did you see that stream, Cyber? Did you just see that stream, Cyber?
That guy is literally watching the stream right now.
That guy is watching the stream right as we speak right now.
YOU FUCKING SUCK!
YOU ARE THE WORST!
HOW DID YOU NOT KILL ME?!
YOU FUCKING SUCK!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD, JUST SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER!
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
He broke his monitor for sure.
He's breaking his monitor. He's breaking his monitor.
Show him what he missed.
Oh, you all, you would have had so many goodies, sir!
You would have had so many goodies!
Oh, what I'm saying,
Water state list I heard minecraft realms about 15 bucks a month
About 15 bucks a month
Not bad. You maybe should try it out
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. Look at it
Look at this. Look at this. Oh my god
Whoo
Oh
I have two
Bastions with slap plates on them with slap plates
You can't even get those anymore
Oh my goodness. Look at those slap plates. Look at those slap plates
Look at this, that place.
Most expensive knife is in the game.
Seeds are on level six, LV 1119,
level five, LV 1119, a type 20,
which I've literally never even heard of.
A scope I've never seen in my life.
Two BD keys, a BD SSD still don't know what that is.
M41 packed full of M995.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh
One moment mr. John while I
Pull up to your block, to your fucking trap
Run up with the stack, with the fucking trap
Get them fucking bread, gettin' fucking bands
Pull up on your mans, like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' fuckin' rocks, smokin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the back, with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Back
With the beat
Bicky on my head
Bicky on my shit
Sticky on my side
Sticky on my crib
Bick on my crib
I'm a fucking crit
Pull up to your crib
Make me wanna poop
All this fucking bread
Make me wanna poop
Pull up to the studio
Take a dup
No big deal, no big deal, no big deal, really nothing boys, really nothing, just another day
in the office, just another day in the office, just hot you, can I just, can we loop back
just one more time guys, that was 100%, I don't wanna hear a single argue, that was
a stream sniper, he is in the stream, he is in the stream.
That that that made it even more glorious that made it even more
glorious oh my god
Oh
I I know you're a lady, but again, and I just trust me it doesn't sound as good when I replace the words with lady
Good man. Good. I'm bad. Oh
Oh my goodness thank you so much from very all you were impressed with you impressed a very with my skill with my
They do not call me the LeBron James of dark top nothing strawberry
They do not call me the rod is talking up for nothing. It's strawberry. Thank you strawberry. Seriously. That's that's massive
I really appreciate you. I hope you know what I appreciate that. It's very kind of you hoping to do it very swell
Well, who the fuck called you that?
A lot of people called me that.
A lot of people called me that.
I bet you, strawberry, I bet you strawberry.
I'd even called me that at least one time.
At least one time.
I'll break you.
Oh my goodness.
Guys, I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
this game has highs and lows
and that was one of the top highs.
That was what it wouldn't have been.
It would have been just like kind of up there
if it wasn't for us absolutely raw dogging
that stream sniper to get this amount of loot
and raw dog and steam time at the same time.
This is one of the top, I mean top highs, top highs.
Oh my goodness, I can run to a fucking wall.
I can run to a brick wall right now.
Absolute cinema, absolute cinema, absolute cinema,
absolute cinema, absolute cinema, absolute cinema,
absolute, absolute, absolute, absolute cinema,
I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm not as bad as I thought I'd have a heartache.
Oh my god.
This is..this is..this is..
sucking inside.
This is damn bad with my more than 20 grand.
Bad's and shit.
Bad's and shit. This happens bad with shit.
My bad.
Oh god
My man, man, man
Man, she's done me the tap, Mr. Ratchets, my man!
She's got some little oxygen right there. No worries boys. We are back. We are back!
My man, my man, my man!
Thank you, mr. Matt, mr. Mr. Strawberry. Seriously. Seriously boys. I hope you guys don't accept me.
It means the world to me. You guys support the stream with the mongolians like that boys.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, see what's in my mind.
All right. Okay. Okay.
Don't do it.
It's the friends to be stable on the next level!
Bind them, steep! Bind them to the surface of life!
Oh God!
What?
Bind them to the surface of life!
My man, my man!
You're lefty-tookin' a lefty dog!
My man, my man!
You devious dog, you devious dogs!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Mr. Strawberry, Mr. Blast, Mr. Recipes, Dave, seriously gentlemen, I hope you guys know how
much I truly, truly appreciate you guys watching with the bungalows.
I can't yell too much anymore, I think I might die live here on stream and I would
and Twitch would ban me for that.
I don't, Twitch would ban me if I die on stream, I think it's in the rules.
I'm not certain, but I just have to assume they would ban me and then we would be departed from each other for many moons
Many moons until they unbanned me
And then you guys would have to
Contact me through a Ouija board. It wouldn't be as easy as going to twitch.tv or youtube or kick or whatever. Oh
Thank you boys. Thank you. What all right, mr. John
Lock and load
It's time for the next step of the process. It is time. Okay. Are you good?
I'm telling you I was just saying that was a high already that was really cool really fun lots of loot
But killing that stream time from the end. I mean, holy shit. I mean
I'm a full-backed we can set sail across the Atlantic you could have done that with nothing in the door
And you'd still be just as excited. I could discover a new continent
I'm being a Columbus Simon full mast.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
All right, what?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, Mr. Dark Knight, I'm overdoing my guess.
One good man, good a man.
And Mr. Caprice, I'm overdoing my guess.
One good man, good a man.
Thank you, my boys.
Me, thank you, my boys.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
What was your- oh, wait.
Okay, well, I don't want to focus up. We focus something to get another sip of the margarita
Okay
What was the next step of the operation?
You complete you got the courtyard right you got the courtyard. Yeah, you can be the question now you should be on oh
Oh good heavens
myself some rain.
Locate a good lead related to all this.
Oh, we gotta get the Kenosha's key.
Bada-bing, bada-boom.
We are in.
We are in Lickity Splint.
We are in Lickity Splint.
Easy peasy.
All right, let's ride.
Easy peasy, easy peasy.
Outlaw Gaming 94, is that hey, Peanut?
It's my son, John T.
He loves Marie J.
Tech he would really love a happy birthday from the bong later we all
Open to go to go to bed to collectivities birthday kids and candles. Maybe it's talking cheese
What's all I like? What's all I like was just on one like whatever you enjoy like maybe like the park or like
Or a bandsaw lesson. I don't know what section it was how he's hot but whatever it was something cool something good
Ah, all right, let us, okay, let me, okay, let me, hold on.
I don't want to bring any of this good stuff in,
so I'm just gonna grab a quick MPX,
and we are back in there,
you're back in there like swimwear.
All right, Mr. John?
Dude, you can pee, you can bring it.
Mr. John, Mr. John.
Oh, I comprehend that.
Wait, think about it for a second, John.
Our best day of the night
happened as soon as gimmick left.
Do you think?
No, no.
You don't think.
Do you?
No, no, no, no.
No, that wouldn't.
No, that's not possible.
That wouldn't add up.
That wouldn't add up.
Unless.
No, no, that wouldn't make sense.
That wouldn't make sense.
No, that doesn't make sense.
Unless.
I.
No.
Who leaves and then I gain superpowers of talking beyond the grave.
You gain superpowers, superpowers.
I was unkillable.
You can kill the body but you couldn't kill the voice.
The soul.
The soul.
I want to show you how much I've got to grab a head shot and a head phone.
I mean, a head shot and a helmet.
Almost ready.
Almost ready.
Dude, I'm turning.
I love Mr. Tanji and Dan so much but Tanji is going to have to start sending me fucking
underwear because I'm touching cloth every time one of these gunshots goes off.
I've
Did you Dan poop your pants?
Did you Dan shit my pants?
I hope that I hope that she's I was looking in the mirror right now
I mean he's looking crying. I'm a piece of shit
Yeah man, he's like crap
Who could have killed peanut and showed all his friends you could have but you did it
Yeah, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you sir, fuck you sir
Fuck you.
He's probably gonna spend the rest of the night trying to sleep time.
I'll play the switch service here a second.
I will use my screens because I haven't been all night.
Very nice. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Good thingy.
You're welcome.
Almost.
I'm gonna count it B and a quick split.
Alright, bam.
Now I'm actually ready to go.
Let's get in there.
Let's get in there.
That went down the wrong pipe.
Oh, it's probably nothing.
probably nothing. Imagine he just took the car instead. Honestly,
that would have probably killed me. No, he's just, you can't
take the car to scab, can you? Can you? Can you guys get to
the car to scab?
If you like getting enough money?
No, no, okay. Wouldn't it be funny though? If I saw it
He just took the card just throw one off because that would have killed me
I'd have enough time to go to any of the X-Fact especially that heavy bag. No way. No way. I can make it any of the X-Fact. No way
I think my voice cracked like 40 times which I already know that that clip is gonna be posted on TikTok
I'm gonna look like a creepy version of peanut.
Oh God, that is not gonna be looking good.
I wish I had like my voice in crack and I sounded super manly like whoa,
take that demon, I'm slaying you.
You're funny.
Yeah, it's what it's like, am I?
You're really?
Guys, if you post that on TikTok, can you like AI my voice?
Where it sounds like I'm like Indiana Jones, I go,
ah, a demon used to no chance.
So you like that?
So you like that?
I don't even want to watch you play.
I don't even want to watch you play.
I already know my voice cracked in like four times.
Fuck me!
You have a fucking chance against me!
You take that even if that's right.
Oh, if you're ever going to play Aguizia,
of course!
I told you that very soon, very soon!
Especially when that new option comes out.
Of course, of course, of course.
Of course, of course, of course, of course,
Of course of course of course of course.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah it's the body voice.
Hmm.
Alright.
Oh, will you play the new Gears Beta?
Yeah by the way John, we gotta play the new Gears of War thing.
That thing looks cool.
That thing looks cool.
It's already out.
The beta is out.
It looks cool.
It looks cool.
Let's do it.
Let's do it next Saturday because that's when I'm back.
That's a long time.
I don't know if I can make that long.
I don't know if I can make that long.
I don't know if I can make that long.
Well I heard it's not like that, but the beard is not right now.
No, not for the back.
Let's ride!
I have good news the beta ends Sunday and then restarts
Next weekend. Oh very nice very nice very good for me
I'm just right here's the plan. We head up to the top of some see if the goons are here
You the goons here. Okay. Let's take a little peep. See the good here and
Then we had the good someone who just took out the black division by himself
Well, I actually only give one guy. No no no no no who shot the bullet that ended their way
Oh, yeah, it was you and it's right. Whoo. That's right. The goons
Nothing, we're a little bit even a little bit three turn around. Well, oh, oh the goons. Hold on
All right
Where's the guns for this too easy too easy
How the goons this way?
Uh...
There's somewhere, there's somewhere, just use your sense of sound.
Use your sense of sound.
I don't need to hear.
I just need to go for the key.
Wuh-puh-puh-puh-puh.
Oh, was that?
Was this about a landmine?
It's all...
What an idiot.
Oh, they're fucking dead, son.
Yeah, oh yeah, they chipped out two lambs, they're definitely dead.
Not a percent.
I don't even know where the lambs are over there.
By the way, John, again, I heard from the buggy that by the time we get there, the
scabs have already taken the keys from the walls.
We just had to kill everybody.
Every little moving thing you see.
Mm-hmm
If it's somebody's that land my guy isn't dead he could be here as well
Nice relaxing rate after that
Lodge ocean
Gosh I got a he's a weird that I got a second hand boner. Oh, we're incredible
approve
Give me a proof. Oh, yeah, I got you. Oh, it's more realistic. Yeah, put it. Yeah, put it in emote
I'll shoot it on my channel
It'll be the same exact size just different resolution
Fantastic fantastic
I'm doing good.
Okay, I don't think...
I don't think the person that spawned on this side came up here.
I think we might be clear on this side.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Keep your eyes peeled, Mr. John.
It could be enemies anywhere.
Keep the peepers peeled and eyes.
Oh God, there's a guy just staring at me, is that a scav?
Oh my God.
Go on.
Gotcha.
How we do it?
Come on.
Hey, what the hell?
I should be scared.
Wait, should we check him?
Oh, yeah, yeah, check this, check this, check this.
I
Shit this will again, so we got the key
I only know I only know two spots with a key spots, but I'm getting where my mother is in this five spots
So I'm gonna have to help us get those bad boys guys. Where's the other three? I only know about the two classes
But this one have a sluice on them already
There's 10 spots outside of east in the small building.
Oh, like out in the,
going just past.
Let me go take a two way spot.
This is the last spores building.
Probably 14 spots.
Let me just take the two spots that I know.
See if we get lucky.
No, not that one.
So it's definitely in west.
If I can come over,
we might have about three minutes.
is not in the two spots I know that would have been so much easier I mean so
much easier wasn't I any of those scouts no come back down this will be our first
meet you quick peep in the sky's ring computer room west to room which was
computer room wise
yeah admin admin set it for broken save throw but I've been saying for
bulls even I'm gonna go there oh wait I see the guy I think unless it's yeah
oh yeah we're gonna stop you see one in west front front door front door
I'm going in. Lock in. I guess the shed out back here. I'm going in.
Oh fuck yeah
That door this room all this room right here
Who would it be would be like on the other
On the desk
We saw yeah, I clean out. Okay. This was this is another spot. It's not here. It's not here
It's not even one of the other two
Okay
We gotta go back to admin but first it says the basement skills guy you know what I'm impeding are very important
Maybe she's out. How you doing? Hey, you're not a basement. She was cook like him
Is that these out here
Hmm
And maybe I'm wrong I don't know oh, yeah, oh yeah to the scouts in this house, but you know the sandwich, you
Well, they besides my one haven't so it doesn't do oh shit too far from the actual spot where they spot I think
Maybe
Hmm it was on the desk be it was on the desk right corner right monitor really
Is it me?
Is it me?
Oh, fool it.
Is it actually wise?
No.
Liar!
Liar!
The Seamer Force, Robert!
I
Got cake mr. John
You want to search this guy's why I'm trying to figure out what he's like. I'm already on it
We got killed these guys behind us down that hallway
We wish you wouldn't have it
I
Don't hear an admin on the lamp
Broken safe and wisdom. Oh, yeah, I know what the broken safe is. It's over here
Where's that guy that was shooting before y'all here is usually it
Is this the broken safe?
He's a broken safe
Yes, it is on the desk it's in the lamp
I got it. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Six books. Six books. Six books. Six books. Six books.
Oh my god. I got it. I got it.
Okay, what do we do?
Now all you have to do is go down inside the door, I think.
Oh, we're in Labyrinth?
Oh no. Oh god, I'm getting shot.
You might be real pissed out. No.
Come back in.
Come back. No, we don't actually get in the Labyrinth.
We actually, we just walk into the Labyrinth door and that's our quest.
Oh my god, a can of beef.
I
Did you run yeah, they come down to the basement bus
Yeah, see the door
Fallen Angel 732 sent mr. P my daughter Olivia got detention already second day
Because they wear it in the auditorium and she put you on all the TVs in school
Like with Apple play I
Can see a school being that fucking stupid I can see that I was gonna not believe it
I was gonna not believe it. I was gonna be like that's a fake story, but I can totally see a school be that stupid
yeah, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Represent! Represent! Represent!
That's that motion. That's that motion.
That's that motion.
I got to get another micro reader.
Just a second. Do we do a quest? Do we do a quest?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Back side, back side.
Pull me, pull me, push me, push me, push me.
Move, move, move.
Push the BMC behind the abbey.
Let's walk up.
What the fuck?
Can I hear him?
He's all right.
He's right away.
There's two, there's two right behind.
Breathe, there's three.
oh fuck the huge the huge the good hey there's one real guy and the goods are
chasing him I think I fucked him up a lot oh it's just real guys that one no
good no good three real guys one down you dead no you coming out
Oh
Got your little
Boyfriend
What's your new mother what's gonna do my dad big man? What's gonna do about that? What's gonna do about that?
You ain't got to do that, dad.
You ain't got to do that.
How would you get out of here?
I get out of here.
John, raise your mouth.
John, raise your mouth.
John, raise your mouth.
Raise your mouth.
Not like that, John.
I mean, it is a general term.
Like, scare them.
Scare them.
Come on, there's one outside in the courtyard, too.
We have one ran to east and one is still on the back
Next to the theater one down. There should be two left one on back. Let's just eat it one on east
We're right back. I gave him a bunch of back shots
It's okay. I'm gonna go to the theater and see if I can kill the same guy says this guy's alone
Slight miscalculation. Slight miscalculation.
Hey pussy!
Slight miscalculation.
That was just a clone. My friend's still alive and you're fucked.
Hell yeah! Tell him, John!
Adam Cook? Adam Cook?
He's a little slippery little guy.
You got this John. We honestly just hide behind there and take the guy's stuff. I mean, he has better stuff than you.
The other guy's huge. He definitely has better stuff than the Staker.
It's silent, sir. I need him for something.
He's got this. Who's he's got? He's got this one. He's got this one. He's got this one.
Oh my god. He's a nice guy. My fucking god, dude.
What?
That might be an Adon. He's gonna go to shoot at this one bullet, and I don't think he's ready for that.
I don't know if he does that.
I don't know if he does that.
Where'd he get the fucking bullet from? The friend died?
do not do nothing
well don't drop it it's very expensive it's just not good for close quarters
combat with you are about to engage it when you get another guy also on him
he's carrying two that's a fine gun for close quarters and get that's why I
just wanna do a lot you can't even move he has a fucking move dude I'm gonna go
You see that but he came out of the closet twice just to kill us
Yeah, excellent, right gentlemen. He's just sitting in the closet until we ran on by
He sat the same class twice to kill us
He came out ran away and ran all the way back all the way back to the closet in the closet
Wait for you pass by and then kill you
Also also mr. John
I just have a quick question. I just have a quick question. Do you assemble that MB5 that you bought it? Did you assemble that?
Do you get that somewhere else? I got it somewhere else.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I feel like by the influx of your voice, you did it.
Because I've never seen anyone put a 2x
Stopular on an MB5.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, that's not what it was.
That's not what it was.
I like to see-
There's a landmark YouTube video?
Yeah.
Oh, let it out.
Okay.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Yeah, he did it.
Oh, past MP5 bill.
Or tuck off seasonal.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I might have killed that guy,
but as soon as I was running through that corner,
I don't know why,
but I was kind of rummaging around.
I was kind of,
you got fully out.
I was rummaging.
I was rummaging.
I was, oh, I'm rummaging.
Oh.
Well, we did the quest.
I think, oh yeah, oh yeah.
It's too counted.
Score!
Oh, we got the actual story now!
Look, look, look!
We got the Labyrinth, asked the traders about the underground facility.
Asked them if he's had access to the underground facility.
There we go! Alright, alright!
We're making progress!
I just failed an objective on two and somehow am I talking to it?
She said don't talk to me, I just failed something on the two and somehow.
Failed, learned how to escape. Talk up. Oh, well that'll happen.
That'll happen. We'll talk to Mr. Jacob.
You're gonna talk to Mr. Jager.
You gotta talk to Mr. Jager.
What?
What?
What's this?
You guys say.
What is this?
I don't know.
You're sitting there, right?
I think you're sitting there.
You're sitting there.
Alright.
Now, wait for Jager to gather the key.
24 hours. Need to wait 20.
Perfect. Perfect.
A sweet little treat, a sweet little treat, a sweet little treat, Mr. Jager.
Mr. Jager is the kind man that's collecting the key cards.
Are we serious?
Are we super-duper serious right now?
Please, someone say that you're joking.
Is it like maybe it's like a 30-minute wait?
Is it like a 30?
I'm getting word that it's a 24-hour wait.
24 hours.
It seems is what I'm hearing from the grave find from the grave from the from the ethereal from the
From the ethereal mr. John deep in the void. They are casting the number 24 to me
BOOM!
He's down, please!
Oh my god, I just let...
BAD GIFT SIT!
BAD GIFT WTAPS!
BAD GIFT!
BAD BAD!
BAD BAD!
Don't let me do...
I let thee die!
Good to see you again, Mr. Blitz.
For what good do you see again, big man?
Hope you do it well, brother.
I was just hit with a massive demotivator.
I think I'm being one guy to hopefully I'm being one guy miss man
Thanks, brother. Thank you my boy. Hope you're doing well big man. Hope you do it well
By the way, I don't know if you're here, but I gave you the VIP big back
Just in case you haven't typed in the chat. You don't know yet. Just in case you don't know yet. Thank you, brother
Thank you my boy. It's very happy big man. Thank you, brother. Oh
Mr. Best there we go. There it is. It's working fantastic fantastic
Good to see good to see I mean more than it is. Oh
John great news. I like good news and bad news. I'm getting what it's not 24 hours. That's the good. Oh
Bad news is I'm getting what it's 48 hours. Ah, perfect
All right, uh, just so you know mr. Blin said hey you want it or peanut I said
peanut
You're a good man, mr. John
I'm gonna fuck you so hard later
Fuck me though, fuck you so hard, lady, Mr. John.
I can't even fucking hear, dude.
My 10G hasn't stopped in 20 minutes.
That whole time I was fighting,
there was a horse bouncing on springs
to music going on.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Well, now what do we do?
We have to change the entire trajectory
of what we were doing tonight
because that was my plan, was get the labyrinth.
Now there's a 48 hour time doozy?
That's stupid.
Why does it even exist?
It's that silly that stupid sweet. Oh, we should go for the ice breaker. We just the ice breaker have a time thing
Or can we just do it?
You guys is the ice breaker have a time thing or no?
No, no, no time gate. No, no, no, you can just do it
Oh, let's do that, John.
John, you have Bori-ass?
Tell me you've gotten the potion before.
You have Bori-ass?
John.
Oh, I was talking to you the whole time, but I've muted.
You have Bori-ass?
But where's Bori-ass?
It's a story.
It's one of the stories.
It's called Bori-ass.
It's the bottom one.
Bori-ass.
Yeah, I got Bori-ass.
Repair the equipment.
What?
Oh my god. We're on the same spot. What is your payback? I need to use a tool set in
order to properly repair the equipment. Put a tool set in your butt. Yeah, we put a tool
set in your butt. Put a tool set in your butt. Okay. Put a tool set in my ass. I'm
I'm going to shake my butt as well.
I'm going to shake my butt as well.
That's one car
60
60 gentlemen
To be the jackal one car 60 gentlemen
I'm a little dyslexic I'm dyslexic so it could be okay another what I don't know one goes to the palace
One card 60 Amigos!
Um...
Hmm...
Hmm...
What? You know what? One card 60 Amigos!
Huh?
That works!
Hey!
One card 60 Amigos! There we are!
There it is!
There we go!
Thank you my boy!
Thank you my boy!
I
Believe that's a French name by the way, mr. John. I think it's French. I that's a French name
I think that's a French name get your gear on mr. John at whistle. You're going right the ones makes you have your toolbox
Mr. Blitz and one guy, one car, 60 Amigos, see, see, see.
You saw these names out here, I'm telling you, I've lived in America all my life.
So you know, there's many names out there that are very unique and it may sound odd
to you, Mr. John, but you know what I mean, but who knows?
Who knows?
You know what he knows his mother's maiden name. He knows his mother's maiden name. That's why what it was
That's probably it. That's why what it is. I bet she passed it down to him when
Like when he was burned or whatever and now it's his name now
It's his name, right and he's he's keeping the legacy going
by my
By keeping her maiden name
Oh
Whatever the shit
Oh, yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly.
Denginaltascent, I'm Mr. Noth, I dug the paddied goldfish drowned, wife let me, my train derailed, and now I'm homeless.
But at least I got the stream off in 240p.
Wait.
Chief, if you're watching in 240p,
you are in a country where homes don't exist
in the first place.
So I already know you're lying.
I already know you're lying, Chief.
That's a lie.
Where is that?
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
Let's ride!
You ready for a great raid mission, John?
Fuck, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Are we doing it again?
We have to repair something with the stuff in our ass, and then we're done.
Oh, yeah.
Repair the equipment under the cellulet tower.
Oh, I know where this is.
Oh, I know where this is.
Oh, go through up.
Go through up.
I just kind of know where this is.
Oh, someone threw a lot.
Where?
This was genuinely the worst mod we could have gotten for this quest.
There's no...
No, no, no, there's one more mod that was worse.
It was down the road.
Never mind.
Second worst mod we could have gotten at all in our possibility.
Now, let's kill Mr. Sumerci, reach in his box, head up to the satellite, repair with
our butthole toolbox, and it's good to go.
Nice and easy, lickety-split, step one, step two, we're in and out.
You see him, Mr. Shibuji?
I'm gonna see him at all.
You guys fine?
Is that him?
Oh, nice shot, Mr. John.
Nice shot.
A little bit of light looting.
Oh, there's a Malbo cigarette in that jacket over there.
Thank you.
Oh, I forgot to bring armor.
I forgot to bring armor.
I have no armor.
In terms of armor, Mr. John, I have no armor.
I have no armor.
In terms of armor message on I have I have none. I have none
Good
Good
Who's this guy
Shit I gotta kill stuff without stuff or without armor. Yeah. I'm gonna do that for you right now
Yeah, it should be counting oh well I'll see you
We have a three anyways
Let me see this guy's got some armor for me he does not
We move forward we continue on up to the radio tower also the goons can be there mr. Johnson. She first
Hold on I have some there's a gentleman speaking Spanish over here one moment
sure we're not looking to buy anything amigo oh fuck yeah oh fuck something
shooting from yeah got another solicitor
all of me boys follow me
by the way you shot up by the radio down right so we're definitely gonna have
to kill the person.
I'll tell you, they're real game peanut.
I've been playing this game all week.
We talked about it.
It's Friday.
No soliciting.
Put your cane to order.
Kaniak combo.
We'll replace the coleslaw with a sauce.
Get two...
No, no, sorry.
We'll replace the coleslaw with a bread.
Get two extra sauces for a total of three sauces.
sauce is too Brad the bikini a combo
What I thought I missed a blitz got this I guess maybe we say you got you give no no I got
we got blitz again we we just the onesies with the logos on it because he's gonna have baby
Oh god baby
Are you be sweet?
We sweet
Yeah, we should in celebration celebration. No, but since there's people over here that you said keep I don't have any arbor on
Okay
1600 calories by the way with that's it I came here combo with two bread and three sauces only
1600 calories that's ours I was going for three times are you serious cuz I only usually eat like
one meal a day I can have two of those bad boys oh yeah that is sweet that's true that's awesome
I'm gonna be pumping dude. I'm pumping. I'm pumping
It was Jeff Lee somebody up here hurt him blasted hurt him blasted
Then he could breathe on me. Oh
He's right here. He's right here
Now he's dead. Yeah, first time to shoot the dead guy
I need my boy!
Oh, yeah.
I need to get my boy!
I need to get my boy!
I need to get my boy!
I need to get my boy!
Medic!
Hey, Jesus.
You still hear me again?
No, I cannot.
Fuck.
By the way, boys, did you see how I whipped to the left?
At least.
No, it's gonna bend down there.
You see, I whipped over to him, now he's coming outside, and do you see that one, just sheesh!
I know John might be that.
I know our friend might be mortally wounded, but sheesh, it was a nice shot.
It was a nice shot.
It was an impressive shot.
Highly impressive.
Okay, I can't...
Oh.
I don't know why, but I put my cursor over on my ground.
Take this pad, boy.
Okay, right, there's something, something,
nothing to do crazy, nothing to do crazy.
Guys, there's no exclamation point disability
that is not a combat, stop typing that in the chat.
Watch, remove that man's penis, remove his penis.
Remove his penis once, he has defiled the safety
of the, of the spleen.
All right, that's it, much, remove all, remove.
We'll be stuck in penises a mile high I feel like I hear someone am I crazy
Are we here to buddy? Hello?
G what out here
Oh, some butter. Oh, some water. Oh, some noodles there.
Some, too.
Oh, very nice.
Very, oh, very nice. Oh, oh, oh, oh, very...
Oh, well, that's, it's a gun, technically.
It's a gun. That's a gun, technically. That's a gun.
That's a ta- Oh, all right. All right.
There's the money. There's the money.
There's the money.
There's the money! There's the money, boys! There's that money!
There's that money right there! That's the money!
That's the money!
I'm going crazy!
I knew I wasn't going crazy! I knew it! They called me crazy! They called me a chin!
You're not crazy! You're not crazy! You're not crazy!
Let's see if we can get this nice, shopulent armor.
Is there any way we can get this? Oh, this is cool.
I'll need that. Put that right there.
Let's eat the noodles.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Here we go, perfect.
Now we go to the tower to repair.
What, would you go now?
I'm heading over, I'm heading over.
I'm going to do a quick repair. Just in case next week I die and you're done.
Okay, and I buy a lottery ticket right after I'll completely unrelated reasons for completely unrelated reasons
completely unrelated reasons
All of you boys
Oh, I can feel it. I don't hear something. I've got a little bit of
If you don't mind. Oh fed
He is like the kid your mom paid you to hang out with at school
That's a hard one to defend because he sat alone at the lunch table
Thank you, thank you stop one systems. Thank you stop what just the offensive stop
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, sir
Thank you. Thank you. You know how to boost the group up lift the group up when he is when he is on what he's down
Oh, thank you so kindly. Oh, who do I make the check out to? Who do I make the check out to?
It's somewhere right here
The whole army of them it would what would we repair?
Is this thing? Oh, dude, it's good! There we go, there we go!
Here's your coffin.
Oh! Who's over here? Oh my god! Oh my god! Gotcha!
all right now let's one time I think I wanted one ton soup put back okay one
time if I'm a tea did you find the thing I repeat I repeat I'm good I'm
I'm heading on out now.
Head on out now.
Grab my reboot.
Oh, I'll get you a reboot card, don't you worry.
I'm heading back.
Head back to the music.
I'm gonna grab the reboot card.
Get you, get you, get you, get you,
put it up nice.
I'm gonna head on over yonder.
Head on over yonder.
I watched, by the way, Mr. John.
Very bad news.
I was not able to get any of the stuff.
It was, I, I, there was too many of them. They fought me off. They beat me off.
Yeah, I could tell when you were spitting on me.
No, that was to remember you. I'm Amish. It's like one of the things that's Amish people
do. You, you were away. You were away for like a minute getting a drink. I, you missed
the part where I soaked inside of you for 30 seconds as well. It's, it's Amish.
It's Amish. It's Amish. It's Amish.
Yes.
And follow me
No, I know I'm getting word that though you get one guy I am getting what they didn't change the price
But they said 700 K
Instead of 400 K now to go from your stash
If you actually go to shoreline and go to the transit and still only 400 gay
Oh, I think so and then instead of instead of 2,500 years to leave in 4,000 years leave
So basically we can't do like those half runs we did before John in order to make it profitable
We'd have to win the whole thing. We had to with a whole thing
Hmm. I mean with the loot also got there
We were there I've wrong in 700 gay bull places. I
Fantastic fantastic. Oh, that's so great news to the looters words and it cost double to go and leave
How splendid is that?
That is very splendid
Yeah, how much is 4,000 euros in like ruble terms that like
Yeah
The numbers for the numbers for you watch. Yeah, which is what are you?
And you see oh
No, it was oh
378,000 place which one point one million to go and leave
That right oh, that's perfect
It's still 2400 to leave you choose 1,000
Wait, I'm gonna wait are you sure the conversion is right on that what thousands it whatever it's called. I
Yeah
God, did you make sure to add the word talk off in your Google search I
Thought it goes off real life currency. That's why Bitcoin numbers go up and down
John if you can find me a Bitcoin
Alright, if you
That sells for
500,000 rubles
Alright, that is not a big coin. That's no it is. You don't know how crypto works are not woken up
I I don't even what does that even mean?
What are you talking about John? Just do the real conversion. Why my NFTs are worth more than your life 850k only 70s it costs
1.55 million rubles to get it in and out of the ice maker. Holy crap
Sweet. So let's never go to icebreaker again.
You can get every piece of loot and the panties off of those raiders and you would get 600,000 at best.
No, no, you can find that coffee machine that's worth 1 million. Yeah?
Oh, oh, oh.
If you find, as long as you find two coffee machines per person that goes, so for you and me four coffee machines,
machines or when gimmick joins up in here in about 15 minutes six copy machines
then we should be good to go yeah oh we use six coffee machines that's easy
that's nothing six coffee machines well that's nothing that's nothing that's
nothing that's nothing we do get a lot of XP too
I'm just gonna have a little bit of the truck which is are you ready
thank you dog well I'm gonna talk about you got you have another kit ready I can
be some armor if you want you know I'm it I don't speak this M41 you want the
M41 yeah I'll bring the M41 of the armor just be some
Stop
Not too savvy boy not too savvy
Don't be on the beat ceremony. He's much more relaxing day. I'm doing where they nerf the xp as well
Fantastic. Oh my god. It actually made it. I'll just fucking die when you get in there
Oh, you don't even get to learn it new name this
You pay for the transit and then someone is waiting for you on the ship and he puts a 1911 in your mouth and
Unloads the magazine
One better. How about this in order to log into your talk-off account Nikita sells a patented
Ball crossing device you plug in through USB into your computer
And what it does it smashes your balls to thin base to confirm that it is in fact you logging into the game
genius genius genius genius genius genius oh that's oh okay now we're cooking now
we're on to something here now we're on to something we're cooking oh this is
chilly but what good man good I'm bad yeah would you let her do the cotton
Joe and your nuts act. What's the cotton eye Joe?
And then I've been forgot not do not do that do do do.
What is this entail in a sexual man in a manner? It's a dance.
So she'd be stepping all over your nuts. Oh.
Hmm. That's an increasing question.
Do you mind if I go back? You can come back.
You're okay. Okay. Fantastic.
is you good sir thank you all right I'm good to go I've got your M4 I've got
one magazine inside of it full of M855 and I've got your armor
Yeah, I gotta get some mags.
Let's ride!
Kind of like a square dance.
I know what square dance is.
Spongebob.
Yeah, that.
That.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, you should have took it, boss.
That's still my bottle.
Oh, you got it.
Right.
Let me get a couple of splints.
Oh, nice.
Let me get some ice marches.
you
you
you
you
you
I would say like mid-october mid-october mid-october when you join the
Maybe like me I just can't find these magazines. They don't eat a bug with you
And ag it'll be a bunch of your stats. Let's you believe them or show them. I already used them all
Good. Okay. You know what? Let me just let me just get them. I'll get it for you. Stop it
I'm ready for the rain. I'm ready for the rain. I'm fantastic. That's so great here, boss
That's a great idea. I'll even bring you extra ammo. Don't even bother. Don't even bother. I got you
Papa Peter's good to get you. All right
hmm
Peanut swung on my friend, holy shit. I'd be a shit. Be the shit. I'm how you guys did you see this
It he was saying all peanuts look the same
Yeah, I can't be doing that. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, that wasn't even when I snapped that wasn't when I snapped he met me later that day had peanut face on I
Said whoo no, not dude. Not today. Not today, son. Not today. That's right. Whoo
That's what oh
That's why I swung on him. That's why I swung on his ass. That's why I swung on his ass
Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit. 100% how to be how to be like your 10 of your 10 those down
10 of them
Let me touch it touch it touch it
No, fuck away. I got from the bar. I'm giving you a free night. Joe. We can't be
Yeah
You've been missed so crisis. I thought I read that maybe wrong, but I didn't it looks like I did I was I was
Meaning that I well, that's the name. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good shit. Thank you. Good shit. Thank you
Uh, um, swaying how exactly?
Passive cock.
All you gotta do is just get it started.
I start spinning around a couple of times,
the velocity, the centripetal force,
it starts picking up.
I spin faster than a helicopter plane.
You do not wanna get hit by that, boom!
I just step forward real quick with one of the spins, boom!
You're on the concrete.
You're on the concrete begging for your life.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I
Turned like a lot boy exactly exactly exactly by the way by the way I think after this week Mr.. Mr.. Mr.. G
G is gonna be heading back to a job. Yeah, that's my second and then we tell him all retired
We did everything tonight dude. He's gonna be pissed to find out that the labyrinth is completely nullified
He's gonna be best.
He's gonna be best.
But that's okay.
Let's run!
Oh, here you go boss.
There you go.
Oh, thanks boss.
Oh, thanks boss.
Oh, thanks boss.
Oh, thanks boss.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, let me give you some magazines.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, magazine.
magazine. There you go.
Two years. 80 ammo for you.
Oh, don't let it get away now. Don't let it get away.
Hold on. The whole screen is black. The whole screen is black.
Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.
Oh, sorry about that. Oopsie poopsies. Oopsie.
More good now, boss.
Oopsie poopsies.
Oopsie poopsies, oopsie poopsies.
Hmm.
Oh, not that far.
We got to be careful.
I thought it was blind.
Oopsie poopsies.
What do you say?
We got a good spot.
Uh, we got a decent spot.
We got a decent spot.
Not the best spot, but closer than, I don't know,
all the way across the map.
Very true.
Oh
All right new strategy there signs over to the left with little skulls and frost bones on them we crawl through it
Why we would definitely get around people run into people to use your camp when people over when people over it. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ford Focus.
Did you think, you know, they make that there's like, those bulletproof cars?
Yeah.
Like, obviously, like if a lifted F-150 hits a Ford Fiesta, Ford Fiesta guys,
Yeah.
Dad.
And the truck guys, probably just gonna be chilling, right?
Yeah.
But what if you have like, one of those armored cars that they do?
they do. Does the armored car then win or does the truck still win?
You like the armored car? Just smokes? Yeah, I feel like the armored
car just kind of smokes him. Come on. I saw this video day how
Aston Martin is making this like promo car for Call of Duty.
It's like this like war car. I was wondering, I was like,
who would win? Wait, wins? Oh, so it's whoever's heavier.
That's it. Doesn't matter if the doors are bulletproof or
Oh
Well how heavy is bulletproof? I bet that's pretty heavy. It's a little bit. It's got me pretty heavy, right?
In city very heavy. Okay. I'll be worried very happy
So technically you could bulletproof your fourth fiesta and
When a drug for 5th 150 owner it comes in T-bone. You're thinking about he's gonna be okay
His shit just puts it out. You're a rock. Yeah
Someone's right next to me.
Literally right next to me.
How was that?
I wasn't even looking at my screen, but it sounded like he was two feet in front of me.
Do you hear that?
Was that a glitch? No, it sounded like someone was two feet in front of me.
Do you hear that? Do you hear that?
The angle was that.
I'm careful Mr. Johnny.
Careful.
Careful.
Keep your eyes open.
They could have swung.
I heard a guy right in front of me.
Oh, by the God.
By the God, the old and the new.
Oh, you know what?
Mr. Johnny, we should camp up here like peace and sound.
We should be at school.
Go, son.
We should be at school.
Let's go up on the shrunk.
There you see if you hear do you?
And then
Their life all the work
Oh my god, that's what I'm talking. Oh my god. Oh my god. Where were the biggest pieces of shit? Oh my god
You saw he's what he's wearing a duffel bag. He's right here in the in the camp
I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him again. I don't see him no more.
Surely he didn't start on this side. Is there a spot between us and you said
I don't think so he would have had to start on the other side come in this way
I mean would there is a spot between us music
Yeah, there is I got the word to
Hmm
Oh
I am not sure if you can hear me or not, but I am going to try to make sure that I can hear you.
I am not sure if you can hear me or not, but I am going to try to make sure that I can hear you.
the next camp now I think we've been shot let's just go kill them the regular way
the
and we've had a put it in them and put it in them at 900 years per second and then we
shoot them and then we shoot them that's right in that order yes
I'm peeping. I'm peeping.
You peeing? I'm not peeing.
I don't know. I'm not peeing. I'm not going peeing. I said peeping.
Peeping.
That's a clue. That's a clue.
You might have moved on from the whole camp.
You might be really likely
Oh
Where they go we miss them
You know, I bet the I bet the
In the bunker right where we we we have to repair that thing where we want right where we want them
Right where we want them. I was you go repair the thing. I'm gonna go down in the market and blast up
I can see you.
Why don't you stand here a little bit?
I see you.
You peepers open it.
You peepers open it.
You saw balls.
That first time I was at.
That's not the first time.
That's not the first time.
I
Watch out, watch out, watch out
Oh
Fucking head. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. John. John. He's right. He's right. Oh my god. Oh my god
John get him! John get him!
I thought that was a tanjia but it was actual genji.
I'm packing my... packing my...
Where do I repair this fucking thing?
John! John! What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Repair this up! This is a guy literally trying to murder us!
It's an active shooter just standing ten feet away from us!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
There's an active shooter just standing 10 feet away from us!
That's fine.
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I hear him.
Are you this guy free-loading about to shoot me in the back of the head?
Okay.
Are you okay?
Are you survived?
Yeah, I'm just scared.
I don't know where he went. I don't see him. I don't see me boy.
I don't know where he is.
He's me. He's me.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
I'm prepared.
Good work, Mr. John.
I knew you could kill it.
Oh, Genji gimmick.
Welcome in
What's up?
Hi Jinji
Jinji, I swear to God I didn't do well
I looked at my screen
I've been getting harassed
We took off for sure
There's no way that guy was in running position
Off of the hazard
I unloaded
Into his back with everything I had
Where you what?
Or Dr. Phil has
Wait, calm, calm, calm, calm
That was me running up
Which side are you on?
No, I think I've been running on the other side
Which is commonly
Oh God, oh good, I've been too good
God be careful. Be careful.
Mid this fool go.
There's no way he could have been in far.
I'm telling you, I unloaded directly into his back side.
With everything I had, all my mind.
There's no way he has any legs left for a home or a body.
I'm gonna get that tree.
It's gonna be scary.
It's gonna be scary.
I'm gonna stick it on my camera.
Thank you.
Where'd he go?
I wonder if they took me in that night
and gave me a kiss on the forehead.
Where'd he go?
Where did this guy go?
He's gotta be still running.
He's gotta be still fucking running.
What?
This guy's a loose, chef.
Sam. This guy's good. Do I dare it to you? Listen, listen, listen. If I was as
heard as he was, I would have ran backward and laid in the bush to heal. I'd bet you
any of these in one of these bushes healing up.
Easter silly! Easter silly! Come on out, Mr. silly. Come on out. Don't make this
It has to be come on now. Come on now, Mr. Silly. Come on.
Come on now, Mr. Silly. Come on now.
Where am I at? Oh, yeah.
Mr. Silly, are you out here?
He really did this one.
Hmm.
It doesn't sound like something he'd do.
Oh, is that you?
That's me, that's me, that's me.
Where did he go?
Hmm.
He's dead.
He's dead.
You finished him off.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead. He's dead. You've finished him off. Dead on the hill.
God, he's stupid. This has to be range made. Dead where you shot him.
Well, hold on now. Wait a second.
I was over here, and I shot him. He was...
Look right where I am. Yeah, he must have been like, right...
I had one of these trees. Are you sure?
obviously knew he was there the whole time. Do I look like an idiot to you? Why are you
saying it like that? I'm sorry. That was obviously a test. Because I'm a better teammate, right?
That was obviously a test, gentlemen, and you passed the test again! Congratulations!
Why? Why? Why? Why? You passed the test! You passed the test!
Just gotta keep you on your toes, boy.
Just gotta keep you on your toes.
You're welcome.
No need to thank me, guys.
Although a couple things you could have had.
You got the most done with me.
Oh.
I never have with Tina.
Is that true?
Were you slandering me?
No, no slander.
I was just talking about facts.
Are we falling apart?
You were slandering me, it sounds like.
Genji, is this true?
Was he slandering me?
I played with Genji.
I played with Genji.
Got a lot done.
I pray with Genji, just don't 25 fucking scab kills on Cosjok!
Effectively, no, you guys just couldn't find your scabs, they were all by me!
Genji, oh, they were all in the seventh circle of hell, sitting in purgatory waiting for their sins to be read!
Don't worry.
I'm over, I'm heading towards, uh, Sunkin.
We, we gotta, we gotta leave!
Oh
You had roadblock
Oh, you know what second ever you know what actually I'd rather stick my cock in a fire ant-hell
After pouring lemon juice down my urethra
No, yeah
Oh, Canada.
That sounds like a good idea.
That's a stupid idea.
She's super margarita.
Yeah, I'm definitely, definitely not doing.
We're having a hard enough time now.
I mean, when gimmick left, I'm not going to, I'm not pointing fingers,
not naming names.
I'm not talking about.
Oh, gimmick, you missed the raid of a lifetime.
Dimmick there was there was these three guys I heard on ground you heard I
Heard that you guys farmed black division. No, no, no, it wasn't just falling black because there was three guys
that died inside of
Building in ground zero the terror group building and then I ran around and I came back and
I found seven dead BMC's inside that building with three dead black vision
I just finished up the last black division. So there were seven dead PMCs all on Dutch and five black division to loot.
I got so stuck!
And that wasn't the best one about it. That's already a great raid, right? That's already a great raid.
I'm dropping my backpack, walking to X-Fact, and there's the most obvious,
most degenerate piece of crap stream sniper waiting for me a car.
And he unloads his whole magnet to me. Doesn't kill me.
doesn't kill me. I then turn and pop his head like a melon, like a melon. Let me tell
you something. I was, it was, that's gotta be what heroin feels like. You had to, you
had to decide to be there. It doesn't, tell him to decide to adjust this. You had to be
there. You had to be there. Oh, he was incredulous. He was incredulous. That sounds incredulous.
Tell him about my superpowers! Tell him about my superpowers!
Oh, and also John the whole time, even though he was dead, he was actually forced to talk in the game. He couldn't mute.
His dead body was radiating his voice.
I was just automating people. Like, hey, come here! Come here!
Well, on your dead body?
Yes, dude.
Sweet.
any time any time any time any time any time any time any time
I just did Genji and I just fought each other as a family
and I was like a million moona go ball
we got I think 100 it's a hard time 300 points
how many points did you get?
how many points did you get?
I don't know
we points?
what did you say?
yeah it was a tournament
I don't know how many points we got
hmm nobody actually knows how many points anyway congratulations it sounds
exciting thank you did you win your tournament I mean let's get into it
surely sure there's actually no way to know no way to know it was an
overwhelming victory surely the heinous Genji the despicable stink rat and the
reviled other guy John are you dad is amazed at the way you're air-hopping
That was me getting skull fucked actually. My mascara is running down to my shoulder
Ah, fantastic. Absolutely.
Fantastic.
This cliff is great.
What? What's the meaning of this?
It's mine.
Holy shit.
Is it- is your jar getting clipped?
I want to see you.
At the extract that you killed a guy.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you when I yelled in the microphone
I bet you can kind of I made kind of pieces together
But I voice cracked like four times because that was pure raw
Adrenaline that was pure raw adrenaline. I'm telling you I yelled that was raw adrenaline raw adrenaline
I've overshot, Mr. gimmick. By the way, I forgot to tell you, but we've completed the
Labrith questline and there's a 48 hour time gate.
Oh, cool.
That's cool.
No, Mr. Jager is collecting the key cards for the next 48 hours.
Yeah, he's just holding on to them.
He's holding on to them for us.
They're somewhere in his office. They're somewhere in his office.
Oh, yeah. He just has to look.
It's got to be...
It's a little messy.
Interesting.
But now we're doing ice breaking.
fucking not fucking not go ahead and run through that math real quick on how
much icebreaker would cost and don't and don't go back sees on it you did the math
wait I'm giving you one point five five million to Lee into join and leave ice
Icebreaker which is just simple and that is
Even bother why do they even bother that's a stoop?
So stupid they don't want you to play their own content
Well, I think it's because the black division have the dog tags. I guess that you need oh
You can't mind pretty crazy stuff with the dog tags now. It's just it. So they they've reduced
icebreaker to simply a quest well no you can get creased up with dog tags
that guy killed you on ground zero would have been a certified sum sum
situation yes yes it would have been I would have been one monitor down I would
I would have done the seven special I would have done the seven special I'm telling you what I was I was I was
It was like I was one of our peers right there. Yeah peanut. I've read a little
You got out you got out. I even killed a guy. Have you got a guy?
All right boys concert one new show oh
stepway I
Hop on in mr. gimmick. We are doing the ice-picking quest line
I think you might be a little behind but honestly pride doesn't matter
I like you just do regular quest
What it's fine with me. I the only quest I just have the last the last step on that one
That's boring ass boring ass
You're a boring ass
boring boring ass
Hi, you're boring ass
boy, it's ass
well
Oh wait, I need ground zero and streets the children's playgrounds in the courtyard park
That's all I need for needle in a haystack
You hold on you want to go to the children playground
Whatever
But we but we can do whatever we can do whatever I can just do that on my own
Hmm. Okay, let's hold on. Honestly. I think it'd be better.
Yeah, let's just let's just get me and John through the Bordy ass quest slide that way we can get because you
Because the ice maker specifically we can take you with us, even if you haven't completed it. You mean I
Think you're missing the part of what it costs 1.5 million to go there and that's more than I have to my name
Simple we'll have you sell your whole stash
Lickety's play even fucking die to what's his name?
To the bane of start off. What's his name?
Stim Stephen of Tarkov. What's the big scary?
Stephen of Tarkov I said it so many times. Okay other than Stephen
Wedge wedge wedge
Well, yeah, oh, I thought it was Steven too. That's a common mistake. That's a very common mistake
But I gotta go take a quick chat with mr. Mr.
Mechanics would crackle acting with him. I don't got too much longer on boss. What are you talking about?
We're doing the ice-breaking question. No, we gotta go through the whole thing
Be talking about
That's got you in for my ass.
Oh, that was a mechanic.
That was a mechanic.
That was a mechanic.
John, you are not getting off until Boreas is complete.
I don't care if it takes a week to do it.
You're skipping your trip.
Well, his wife is going to be really mad about that.
Well, his wife could hop on the game whenever he falls asleep.
We're getting Boreas dying.
Cheek it out! Cheek it out bad!
I got the next thing from Boryastad, make sure you talk to the mechanic because you're done.
Did you guys do the uh, did you repair the webman under the Strelar powers?
That's what we just did when I got slaughtered one day.
Located to the Paradigm shipping documentation.
Yeah, we put it in our bubble.
I should search the hangar at the railway station because I wanted to put it on lighthouse.
Where is that?
um the hangout at the rear we oh i know where that is one in between uset camp and oh now we
gotta go lighthouse that happens uh wait it's just that one where's the other one i don't even
have a lighthouse yet wait guys we're doing a lighthouse the next part of the question i don't
even have lighthouse i don't have a lighthouse either because you have to give them to the
Okay, if I never played that game ever again, 25, 25, isn't it?
You have to get a mechanic 20,000 USD.
Such a great question.
What a good question.
It's like, it's so immersive.
Guys, I think I can actually muster up 20,000 USD.
Does anyone, do you guys also 20,000 USD?
What?
No.
Oh my god, we have some luck Lighthouse.
No!
Okay, here's the plan.
We'll go to shoreline and we'll transit to Lighthouse.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's true, that's true.
All right, let's go!
There's a P2S.
Oh!
You gotta invite me to the group!
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh
Respectfully silly gimmick there you go hop on in by the water fine
All right, we go to storyline we tragic the lighthouse and then we ground the papers from the back of lighthouse easy-peasy
Nickety-splat
Is your birthday?
Shits his foot
It's not my birthday
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Oh
The light guys. I'm dimming you the address to send the gifts
Okay
To send the drug strike
Yeah
And a bunch of drugs and I'm gonna send you four pounds of heroin and then tell the cops
That is going
Here's the job.
Typing in Lemon's address now?
A nice alternative.
Gimmick is Lemon's wife and kids.
I just can't prove it yet.
That honestly is true.
I've never seen Gimmick and Lemon's wife and kids
in the same room.
That's true.
That's true.
Dude, what if Lemon goes home and just
gimmick in a wig. And then like, and then like, like, whenever, like, Levin goes and
speaks to his kids and just give it nearly on the floor, he's got the shoes on his knees.
You're doxing me. You're doxing, yes, doxing, yes, doxing.
I'm sorry, oh my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. In
a wig. Oh my god.
If he doesn't actually have a wife and it's just him in a wig, then how did
he have kids?
Adopted. Adopted.
The miracles of science miss Genji the miracles of science. I don't know what this gun is
But I'm gonna bring it in regret it later. Okay, you should see me you should see me in an x-ray machine
It would blow your mind
You cocked
God by the way if I could pencil you in for joining the raid anytime this week that'd be finned
Fuck I'm cycling through
Any moment now, whenever you want to join the whole raid with me and Mr. Gimmick, that'd be fantastic.
That'd be awesome.
We will welcome you with open arms.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Peter, any margarita left?
Yeah, I'm only on two of six, boys.
Thank you.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I'm feeling fantastic.
Can't believe John's almost caught up to me.
Oh, you take two hours off and John,
It's almost my level
Yeah, I don't know what X-Mation point we thought it's supposed to do. Is that a command in other people's tables?
I mean guys, I am two levels away from catching up. What is that command supposed to do?
Oh, you know what?
I burned out like I burned out on Tarkov like right like right when 1.0 came out the most important raid of Tarkov's history
Wipe of Tarkov's history. I just couldn't do it anymore
more. That take a break. It's like, it's like the lowest one I've ever been. I played
the white before 1.0. I was like in. Yeah, same, same, same. I think I played for like
a week. Yeah, you are shit. Me neither. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
This is the one. This is the moment.
You know, the second level.
I can 50 on this.
Can I just replace my...
Are you going to character with this guy?
No.
Or do I...
It just deletes?
It's just full deletion?
I guess I'll probably only ever play Seasonal again, though, right?
I don't think I'll ever actually play with you.
Yeah.
That character is useless.
He said I've honestly just done this in the first place,
place, but there needs to be more events get parts agree to bring the zombies back
give me love you even though you're fat labs full of zombies oh that's we should
do you should run some laps that's a move that's every hated it dude did all
The reddit post
What you have a damn ski cord
your stash
No
But I could buy one. I think no you'd be able 30 to buy it
for breakfast
Anywhere I think
I can buy it either
Hacks
Is it 20?
Well, I know in order to buy one out the fleet dirty. I think maybe like what levels your therapist, you need
Level three. That's where it is. Double three campus. I highly doubt that as a
Highly doubt. Yeah, there's no way he does
I
Don't hey, this is your job. I want you to be better at it than me
I'd hopefully be better at it. Yeah
You make kind of sucks
I know I do not
Rusty, I'm lost. I haven't played this game in six months. All right
Give me a fucking week to get my get my
I would do for you just as the great Bruno Mars would.
I would catch an automatic grenade launcher grenade for you.
Also sweet no scope with.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
And it's what I do. It's what the buggy ladies does.
And it's what the buggy ladies does very wise.
Master Uwe, very wise, very wise, Master Uwe.
I'm in your home, hee-hee,
or you're about to be in God's home, if that's true, sir.
Now let me pop open this margarita here.
Here we are.
Cheers, boys, cheers, gentlemen.
Now let's ride.
Right, well, what do we do again?
Are we you or you people?
Oh, what the?
All right, come on gang. I think I know who we are. Oh, yeah
I used to play
I drop on my reader number three
Hmm. Uh, this isn't my best kit, but it's really one of, it's probably like my fifth best kit, which, you know, it's pretty cool.
I'm actually doing pretty good.
Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!
Here's your play, guys. We're gonna run past the gas station and kill the people and spawn the tunnel, and then we're gonna run up to the lighthouse transit.
I should make a little I should make a I should make an outfit that's like a
like a computer has a really long curly mustache and then when when we go on
those nights when we get really smizzily I switch the outfit and it's
Evo peanut dark peanut dude. I do dark gimmick sometimes dark gimmick
No, it's a good it's like cuz then you could blame everything and like dude
I'm on the hill myself wait, which I would left or right straight back straight back
I
Just shooting you I
Don't know I shot him he looks kind of making he's going up towards the taller part on the left
I like a job up even up even yeah, I'm at gas station. I can see the loading. Oh, what's got to be all easy to me
I don't know where I don't know where from I don't know where from you should have me with the TV out
He's further. He's further inland further inland
fix it fix what
what is the power
come to me
i see him
i'm gonna have to be in this thing
is that you? is that ok
is that you with the blue helmet
i see him i see him i see him i see him i see him i see him i see him
ohhh
that's where the dvl guy at
where's the dvl guy at
he's right here he's right here
nice shot
oh fuck
not before he
Yeah, that's the eye with the BBL right there
I'm gonna grip those bad boys
oh
Yeah
Why is my gun on someone?
That'll happen. That'll happen. I put that I push up to make sure he doesn't have a teammate
I'm a I'm being screened at I'm being screened at
Was that what you like?
There is another guy.
Is there another guy? I think he's over on Spindock.
Ehhh!
I'M GOING IN!
He's naked, dude. He's naked.
Be not naked.
Well, where, where?
He's right out the other side.
He's literally on the other side of the wall.
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
He's nude. He's nude.
We don't kill him. No kill him. No kill him.
No kill him. No kill him. No kill him.
I broke his legs. I broke his legs.
No kill him. No kill him. No kill him.
We don't kill him.
Don't kill him don't kill him family friendly you get up. I won't kill him. Oh, I won't kill him
I was gonna bat mad him what the hell
Bat what the hell is that I broke his leg. I was gonna jump off from the spine rock and beat the crap out of them
I literally did
We didn't say we're gonna bat man. I'm if you said don't
Like I would have been like oh shit. I should not kill this guy. I hate you so much
I hate you so much thinking I hate you so much. I hate you so much
We can literally see was butt ass naked from like a mile away
You huge huge huge you should have seen what was in his pockets
A piece of pocket lid and today's Sudoku and the newspaper
He had four
Yeah, for pocket slots for bitcoins
Wow
Content gimmick, that's what that's your new nickname anti-content gimmick
I don't know what I thought I just thought you're trying to steal something from me
Oh, yeah, I thought I don't know what peanuts up to you, but he's trying to fuck me
He's trying to- What?
So I'm trying to get the- What?
Where's he to feed?
I don't know why.
I don't know how.
What?
Wait, so when I say don't steal my stuff,
it's a problem, but when Pina has a whole
plan up his sleeve about stealing something,
you get all weird.
Now that's it.
Take off your badge.
It doesn't make any sense at all.
You are the jiky pan job.
I didn't even loot your guy, John.
How is that you want to get it?
What guy? He's two naked people.
He was heading down to the nude beach next to the docks.
My name's John. I've been... I don't even sound like that.
He's the biggest streamer in the world.
John, is that you?
Oh, yes, that's me. I'm only on your side because you're the biggest streamer in the world.
John, is that you?
Which one's which? Who do I shoot?
Who do I shoot? Which one's which?
Which one's the real John?
Which one's the real John?
Uh, but John knows, and he flips.
Which was the wits- Oh, okay.
I wasn't on your side.
But John's the fat one.
Yeah.
He's the big one.
He's the mall Santa.
I'm just kidding, but if you-
John, you would actually make a great mall Santa.
No, you got sensitive, you got sensitive.
John would make a great mall Santa.
Crazy stans to take!
No, wasn't you just yelled at me for telling you not to?
And you thought he had a plan?
You overreacting?
I had a great plan!
I had a great plan!
I'm a gaslit
No, you don't even exist
You don't even know a gaslighting me
You don't even know what a gaslighting means
Thank you, John
You're gaslighting me
You're welcome
You're gaslighting me
I'm g-
We're
G-
We're fucking breaking up boys
We're wearing them down
John, are you okay?
We're wearing them down
John, no
No
All this gaslighting gimmick is doing
is as we
You surgery gassy
You did do surgery
And why are you still coughing because I ran out of my soleil?
That's guys come over to the thing John almost almost there John. You're but to ask I think it fixes the transit
I'm transit in 18 seconds
We're not gonna make that we're the hell you guys said we're not gonna make that we're you guys looking to make it people
No, I'm just helping John cuz he's coughing
Johnny cash, who's Johnny?
Wait, John, John, what do you want to say?
Do you know where we're going?
Well, yes.
Well, now you left your friends.
You know, I just, ah, yeah, we're on our way.
Bitches, fap and snow.
Okay, guys, we're not leaving the raid you dipshits.
We're transiting.
I have to actually repair that with my heels,
which I don't have a lot of.
Are you stupid?
Are you guys stupid people? I did not shoot you. Oh
My god, so it did activate the transit
Here, what are you talking? What's wrong with John my stomachs hurting buddy
My legs
I don't have the heels left
I'm gonna connect first. Hey, John. So about gaming with me instead, you know, you mean about gaming
with my head on my pillow? John, I just want you to know, John, I just want you to know
You yelled at me, by the way, and you know what you did.
You know what you did.
Yeah, you know what you did.
You know what you did.
You know what you did.
I did the old, oh, don't take my loot.
And you hit me with the, oh, sign it with peanut,
biggie streamer.
I didn't touch your loot.
That's totally the same thing.
I didn't touch your loot.
I didn't touch your loot.
And then peanut starts gas-sizing me.
I don't know what guys like even I can't believe I don't even know who I don't even know who people are
I even know what's going on. I don't even know what's going on right now. I
Me either
Be a great great effects guys by the way guys if anyone is on this rain is gonna be the most
Bitsless, jobless, friendless, mountain man.
Yes.
So you're just talking about regular lighthouse rate?
Regular life must fade, but even premium
because of the position we are in the line.
That's true.
That is true.
Let's lock in.
Let's lock in.
The lighthouse sucks.
You die.
You have to come back and transit all over again.
Well, guys, you guys, you might get lucky and spawn on the top of the map.
I'm not with you right next to our objective.
And then we're good.
You get killed.
Can someone carry me there?
I have.
It takes a long time to transition.
Oh.
Wait, like.
We're like longer than usual.
I feel like we're already almost there.
I don't know.
39 key viewers on twins and three key on kick.
I smell a lot of view bots.
Yes, what I do.
Oh, because Lighthouse people say that takes years.
I'm actually going to key.
I'm actually going to turn them up.
Light.
We're going to turn them up.
I'm going to turn them up.
I'm going to dial it up.
You guys are loading into a game right now.
There we transition.
Transited to.
There's Murphy's law the guy who's in charge of catching viewbots on Twitch in the chat
sir
sir, I
Want you?
Really take a look at it right now because I think now you can see that you are wrong
I want you to take a look inward really quickly and
Really think am I one of the stupid people that everybody talks about because there's a bunch of stupid people in the world
And the stupid people never know that the stupid people it is very rare that you have a chance to prove to a
Stupid person that they are one of the stupid people in the world. You almost rarely rarely you get that chance
99% of stupid people go through life and they never know they were one of the stupid people
Right now is your opportunity
This is very rare
To know this this is very very rare very rare
very rare very rare very rare opportunity you can take right here now good job
that's yeah that's what I'm saying guys honestly I'm actually cooking right now
I'm done yeah you guys see I'm just doing around that takes you real that's
actually a real real thing
I feel like he's saying it, like it's a joke.
I feel like this is rare, guys, soak in the moment, soak in the moment, soak in the moment,
soak in the moment, soak in it, soak in it.
Guys, what, okay, I think that guy might have been right.
This transition is going to take a decent amount of time.
Yeah, I might have said the same thing.
Prepare the games. I thought that it might be like we're like on like the final step like right before we get there
Now I'm starting to think this is a placeholder statement for you're gonna stay here for half an hour
Yeah, what should we talk about?
What should we talk about?
Perfect ah fantastic back in the era cannot resolve the stationers
Ah, ah, fantastic.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Ah, what a sweet, oh, what a sweet delight.
What a sweet delight.
Fill my asshole with Pop Rocks and light me on fire.
Fantastic, that's great news, that is great news.
When Pop Rocks even really,
I kind of feel cool, you know.
That's sick, oh.
Yeah, Pop Rocks in your butt hole get sick.
I think a butt hole full of Pop Rocks though,
like to the brim that's got to be you have to go to the
would you have to go to the hospital for that or would it just be like a
you got to try it you got to try it we got a hundred percent we got we got it's
only it's not only we want to try it's our duty to try it we have to it's our
duty to try all the people even if 98 percent of the people watching you
talking zeros and ones that doesn't matter we still have to get lied to
Right, that's right. Yeah, I did hear he's a barter. That's right. That's right
How much is I've been meaning to ask you peanut. How much does it cost to do 50,000 bots?
About uh
Well, actually, I have a I have a personal connection with the bot guy
So what I do is I let him fuck me. I let him fuck my ass
Three times a day every day
The last two years
I
Checked out that checks out. All right, hold on. Let me hit reddit.com
You're ready to come yes figured it ready.com new post figured it out
But you where oh, yeah, I'm gonna hold on I'm gonna do a quick reason quick
You got plenty time we're still preparing the game
Any a time
Or has been kept they canceled
I've never seen that in my life. I just got canceled
Nobody's a slur on dwege
What do you mean I got cancer? What was even fucking made was that?
What got my whole kit I just got canceled
Can't like it's like we're going to the lobby you said our the raid got canceled back to the lobby. Yeah
Our race been canceled
Keep we kept our stuff all as well raid cancel
Which we get was it rain?
This is a rain day
Even me crazy
You know what that means what means that nobody nobody in the world is playing a lighthouse
Which makes sense because it's the shittiest
Unless you're scared, okay, this is what I'm gonna do this is what I'm gonna do amazing
This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna change the servers to include now
This is gonna heighten the chance of us being screams night
I'm gonna change the servers the top five most popular servers and then up. We're gonna try one more time
Now it probably will work still roll the dice, but roll the dice you were most likely good stream site because of this
specific
specific thing
Yeah, well, maybe it'll be friendly stream snackers. You're friendly stream site. Yeah shoot him in the back of the head
Shoot him in the back of the head. Oh, I keep getting back in there. Oh, I did the five most popular ones
Okay operation was canceled I can't touch the five was
I actually hate lighthouse that actually brings me joy to see that it's that nobody wants to play that map
It's a pretty cool map
People I hate that map. It's got potential. It's got potential. I like the concept, but they just didn't execute it. Well
Well, you might it's just a
Like the later game version of ground zero
With that for a second that even that for a second what you about that for a second
Think about that for a second. It's just a fucking map where we're not that's for saying to be like
Oh, here I am. I'm gonna spawn and just sit on this hill and snipe forever and there's no flow to it
There's no balance to it. It's just a fucking nightmare map
It's just nightmare. Yeah, I will say I'm blast on scabs
It's a blast on scabs because you don't lose
is killing rogues on a scab really you going on a scat yeah you can go on a
scab and kill all the rogues get all their get all their kits you don't
lose a single point of rep no that you don't you don't dare say no fooling I
dare I dare say sir I dare say no fooling no fooling no fooling no
No piss in no piss in no poo in nothing. All right, let's rock no piss in
Hop on in boys hop on in the water's fine
You we should do as you want just in case because now we're on the most popular service these servers gonna be
Full of people. I say we go to resort to start
Let's get saying kill a hundred men
You're a THOUSAND man!
One problem.
Quite one problem.
We're playing Streets of Tarkov.
Is there a...
We're playing Streets.
Is there a...
Transit to Lighthouse on Streets?
Or is there perhaps a reserve I don't know about?
Can't tell if you're trying to...
...glide in a vade stream, Cypress, or your game is genuinely glistens.
God dammit, Peanut!
And we will be momentous in this occasion in which we Wow I cannot wait Wow
Call me to delete it. Call me to delete it
Tidlating it's a little anything great. I love this map my favorite map
streets of bongas oh
And this is let me tell you much to give it my IQ
so-so hi
My EQ. How I did you get it tonight?
172 IQ is my IQ push it to 170 tonight. Oh, you're gonna sleep good tonight
Oh, what I do is you see it sitting around 150
What I do before scream is I crack open four cans of big beans and I force them up my ass and it
Raised my IQ 50 to 20. I move from I move from I move from and my eq is like
like 5000 5000 easily. Oh my god. You're high and a sensitive, emotionally intelligent.
Yes, emotionally intelligent. That's right. That's right. That is impressive. For instance,
for instance, watch that. Watch this. Well, hold on. John is about to get sad. John,
fat bitch and no one loves you die I mean oh I predict that I saw I
Do a quest
I'm down with that. What's your question? Are you doing John? What's it called?
Mr.. Preppers car
Is that the one in the swamp?
Okay, I'm coming with you
All right, we yeah, that's on the way to resort anyway
We'll go pop we'll go we'll go just take a little gander at the SUV
I'm Sean. Do you hit resort seeing bang boom one hundred and seventy seven kills one hundred and seventy eight
Every single piece because I killed I killed that guy's cousin. I killed his car. Yeah, I brought the
I brought my
What'd you bring I brought the
3000
3000 by 3000 square backpack. I forgot that we need to cook in this game
I was just gonna hold it and and pull the prank and then I remembered that there's a live grenade in my hand
I was just lashed by my head.
I had to give her that bad boy quick.
I had to give her that bad boy quick.
It was hot.
It was hot.
It was hot.
It was hot.
You almost blew his coat up.
Oh my.
John.
John, as you tell me you're dead right now.
I am circumcising you.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm Tangier Dan, Tangier Dan.
Wait, oh, it was Tangier.
They did, you got it!
You have Tangier Dan.
Fire your gun, oh my god.
Wait, do Grenades John cook in this game?
Am I remembering one?
No, Grenades absolutely, you can cook Grenades.
Yes, you can.
Never do it, but you can absolutely cook Grenades.
I know, I think these fuckers are-
No, they don't, they don't, no.
They don't cook.
What?
I don't know.
No, they, wait, since when?
What?
No, you can't.
I mean, I've never done it.
I mean, I've never done it.
Because before, you just pulled the pen instantly,
but it still, you threw it instantly.
So, yeah, no.
Everyone's telling me they don't.
Oh.
Yeah, no, you can't cook them.
Yeah, I'm hearing that. I guess they, I guess you can't.
They don't? Am I remembering wrong?
I genuinely cannot remember.
I thought you could, too.
for sure you could cook them. I don't know. Okay, I got the SUV.
Even be, were we able to before? Like, whenever they changed it, you know? Yeah.
I don't remember. Was it, did they take it out? Because I swear you could cook grenades. Is it,
am I getting Mandela, Mandela affected? Mandela? You can't. Am I noticing Mandela?
I'm holding one right now.
It's, no, I'm holding one right now.
Did you just get curious enough to say,
fuck it, I'm gonna see if I die?
I'm gonna see if I die.
I'm gonna see if I die.
I'm gonna see if I die.
Wait, can you take the pin out and cook it that way?
He already did.
I, I, the big job, the big job.
I
Press R
Well, well that makes me cook the grenade. It's not particularly something. I'd love to do
Is it is that's is that what that does?
I'm hearing that they just do it. It just doesn't work. No, oh that repins the grenade so you can
toss it later
I swear dude I'm getting Mandela
I don't know I don't know this cooking oh my god
oh my god that's good that's I'm pretty sure that's good
sure it's not
I enough people are saying it in my chat where I don't feel like I'm getting one guy
we'll wait till to our right to our right it's me let's me please don't murder me
who is that kill John kill him get him get him
And lock it was not gonna
You don't know if John's me he could have been talking to people
He could have captured him in the basement killed him and duplicated his body and that she's with us now
His eyes
I heard that shot
Let's go
Weird be you guys on first door still they were on first floor. So yeah
Oh my god people imagine imagine
Sir hold on bars
I
You in this room or not I'm inside the right side
If we get to beat up I see you guys
Like that bitch out close the door
Hey, like that!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Damn it!
He bashed me!
He bashed me in my own game!
Damn it!
God.
I'm, uh, I don't know what's happening.
I'm trying to...
You gotta get the...
You gotta get in the revenge just.
Get in the revenge just.
That's the plan, that's the plan.
Let him go.
Let him go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He slipped through their eyes, was closing, and passed, and right passed, and right passed.
Was it a wizard?
Let him cook, let him cook.
Oh no.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, solid good.
Oh, he's cooking, he's cooking, he's doing it!
Yeah
Incredible gimmick Wow
Oh
You I can't hear what a blessing. That's just a seat. I've got 800 feet
Oh here we go. Yeah, yeah go
Oh, there we go.
Oh, you're cooking, boss.
Now we're doing it.
Now we're doing it.
I'm glad.
By the way, gimmick, if you sprint at any time
for the rest of this raid, you'll actually get two bleeds,
because you have two fresh loads.
I don't have that shit.
I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad.
See you later, sticky!
No way!
Hey, Mckay!
With me that too, my friend,
you might be making it a whole day.
Keep up the great work, Mckay.
Also, you're the founder, Mckay.
Have you been there?
I'm not paying ol' money!
Gimmick, that was incredible!
Incredible shot!
Whoa!
Oh my God.
Mr. gimmick back mr.
Everybody's asking if I'm back
But we just as we've got a working on coach, Mr. gimmick you did the sea latest
You know what video that's from
I'll work on that one
Yeah, it's it's a guy fishing and he unhooks the fish and he tosses it back off the bogey. She lives tinky
I love that
That's where that's rough. I don't know where to find that video anymore. I said this one time, but that's where I got that
Hmm
The quote law for you the quote law
This is my mom
All right, give me a second boys. We've got to do a live tasteful healing
Big man, thank you right after these heels start working the first time chat box I see around that chat sheet
The first time chat is how you greet people is how you greet people
You happen to walk out your door for the first time while your mailman is delivering your mail
You shake his hand you say I just jerked off in the bathroom five minutes ago
Is that your first thing you say to him? Is that your first thing you say to him?
What is what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
You do a job interview and you reach over the desk first time meeting the interviewee and say
I'm into heavy BDSM with my wife. Is that something you say as a as an icebreaker? You sit freak
What kind of freak first-times Jack tell me I'm sick with your wife watch the street
Golef some people the golef something
We have bad packs anymore in this
sort of dominant sense we did.
Uh, I might have had a backpacks maybe.
Stay in age nobody can have a backpack no more.
That's a nice gun, boss.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's a keeper.
Oh, you ought to bring my stuff out because I know you have a lot of stuff but you might as well steal from me.
I have an Elk can scope you can take out my gun John is definitely pooping. No
It's only good the I how is yell can
Just you say it's white listen all
Suspect or not an elk
She pop open that
Inspection screen on that scum chief. Oh, is that what it's called the spec L. Can specter. Well, we're both right
We're both right look at that
Look at that you got a good answer to grab your hand. I listen all grab. What are oh you got BP? Oh, no
Bad to the left. I mean where there's a bag to the left is that is that I did they drop it
Yeah, I was actually thinking I was gonna check. I don't want to take too much time here, but they might have okay
Nice oh shit. Oh
Pilgrim there you go bars. There you go perfect. Hey
Well, we did the crisp thing turn off in your discord or something you hear myself again
Ah, did you-did you crisp this, crisp that? I mean, I don't know, no?
Okay, hold on, okay. I feel like it-
Oh, God, God, I-
This gimmick guy's losing his marbles. I think-I think the missile tournament turned him into a new man.
They certainly are losing these fucking lines.
Oh, he's fucking great.
He cut open a banana and sliced it into seven slices.
Not into my house yesterday.
It seemed like a house-building gift.
It was just a favorite plate.
He cut open a banana.
Dude.
God.
No, it was...
I know that those people are extremely weird
or like anything threatening.
But like, it's not normal either.
It's not normal.
It's not normal.
No.
It's just weird enough to raise a couple of questions.
Just a couple of questions.
A couple of questions?
Just the right...
Oh guys, I'm normal. I'm normal. I found him in my backyard looking through the window eating an apple with
Again, it's not like I actually we had but it's
Just enough to ask
I was actually
Actually asked you why is
bip bip boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop!
Is this gimmick?
Oh my God!
Help me all you walk your obdict, you're my only hope!
Please, please, oh, don't worry, god, tell mr. gimmaco...
Oh
My God
With disconnected
You got this!
No way, you disconnected, you're so serious
Dude
I... dude, I'm on my back of the Internet, this is not usually this shit-y
It's terrible.
This is ridiculous.
This is ludicrous.
This is ludicrous.
It's a BVD.
That's what's going on.
That's what's happening.
The BVD is literally de-dossing.
Reconnecting.
Just a light reconnecting.
I will say that there is someone else in the resort with you.
I'm not even lying.
I know this sounds like I'm joking because you just disconnected,
but there was shots on the screen.
I heard them.
I heard them.
Mm-hmm. I heard him
Take a dive take a dive
You said I'm not prepared the lighthouse. You ready?
I'm just once I log back in I'm getting the fuck out of here
See people legend that lemon made gimmick with AI
No, it's the other way around lemon is AI lemon is AI he's my little yeah
living as AI. Oh, yeah. Someone is literally walking up to you right now. I'm not even joking.
It's a real person. I just heard him jump. Oh my God. That's a real person. 100%. I've never
been worse in my life. There's a real person right outside the room. You love to see a
a generational round just be absolutely fucked for the dumbest reason.
No way! No way! No way! No way!
Can you still, you're still, um, uh, spectating?
Yes. I can see what happens.
I don't hear him anymore. He actually might have been leaving.
We got good news is good news
You make league peanuts in game name anyone got that it's the buggy later
It's the same thing it has been sorry
Have a change
91% through loading objects gimmick. I can almost to show you that minimum
500 people are trying to scab into the street right now to not probably not even to kill you
Probably just to get on the screen in front of you in which you can't do nothing about it
Yeah, well as long as they help that's me if they escort me out
That'd be great if they just help escort me out that'd be wonderful read really I'd really appreciate it all you can shout out your
Instagram, you know, whatever you need to do. Alright, your mom, whatever you need to do,
just let me get out of here. That then that'll be good. The guys will be back. I'm not even
joking. I can hear. I can hear walking in the front gate. Help you. Oh, thank you.
you. Just all I ask is you give me all of peanuts items. Not a problem. Barely looted
payment. Yeah, that's it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Cops, Cops, she's actually coming in
I'm joking. You don't have to hide you.
Oh, thank God. Oh, she's just scavenged her. She's just scavenged her.
Whoo! Whoo!
That was a close one. That was a close one.
Back at five frames per second.
Excellent. Excellent.
You mean I'm I would have paid any number of dollars
Right then and there that scabbard just one second down
Haven't been probably the most funny thing. I've seen it
I got plenty I got 25 minutes
That's like you make that lemon oh, it's like lemon lemon
Right.
Mm-hmm.
Ah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
Yep.
Yep.
There's more to be had, but I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Ah, I mean, as gimmick, yes.
I like drinking lemonade because I feel like I'm
consuming lemon in my mouth.
Oh, that's great to hear.
That's great to hear.
I absorb his power.
That's great to hear.
That's great to hear.
My favorite drink is goat milk.
Wine's gone.
because it makes me think I'm drinking LeBron James'
jizz.
God, honestly, you kind of ruined my job.
You stupid, you stupid bitch.
You stupid.
How was I supposed to know we were both going to stay
gone?
That's all we talk about on this screen.
That's the only damn thing he said.
It's the Tum Zone.
Welcome to the Tum Zone.
So somebody drinks out there.
We both exactly default to come, dude.
Yes.
Who do you think I was going for?
Who do you think I was going for?
Nick, delicious, nutritious.
I could have got more loot there.
I'm just afraid of disconnecting.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Am I about to go grab a fourth margarita?
Did you order the pre-mades?
Which one did you get?
I've ordered the cave and jacks and I've already gotten three of them.
That's on top of the movie rangers I've been looking for.
I'm feeling good.
I'm just giving.
All right, I'm going to get a glass of whiskey after this, and join you in the ether after
this.
Join me in the ether.
I'm just giving them horses.
Bond our souls in the ether for eternity.
That's right.
That's right.
I
Just something not killing you yeah, I would assume I would see this has a lot of sugar in it
Doesn't it that's not gonna feel too good on the chromium
I want to suspect the rage
Sugars sugar stuff sugar. That's what the wine the only thing that truly gives me hang up
I mean unless they go crazy the only thing that gives me like true hangovers is wine because it's got so much fucking sugar in
Oh, yeah, why oh?
Oh
Yeah, unless your middle-aged mom
caught you in a wine glass in the middle of her kitchen
noon, telling herself that she's a great mom
and she's done great for her kids.
You should probably not be drinking wine in general.
Siders are great, but they're so fucking sweet.
I never overboard on ciders because
they're just so damn sweet.
I can never actually drink so many of them.
Hmm
I mean they're delicious
Fuck wine and
I believe it might have been out no it is not I believe it actually might be
I'm so proud of you!
Good work, gimmick!
And I heard it was a special someone's birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear gimmick!
Happy birthday to you!
Thanks
Fantastic yes any time any time I'm willing to put the fact you were
Unforgettable incredibly mean to me aside for your birthday. I was not meeting
Just for your birthday buddy. I you were mean to me and I retaliated. Oh, it was a retaliation situation a certified retaliation
That's right a
a certified CRS, a CRS?
This is a silly retaliation.
That's right, exactly, exactly.
Oh.
Well, I've got my goodies.
I've got my goodies.
I'm not going to lie to you, killing a bunch of people
for something did not go good for me.
I was hoping it would be like an epic battle.
I would come out on top.
There'd be like a mountain of bad people in front of me.
Everybody would be cheering my name.
Everybody was saying, Peter, while you're the best.
You can never die and what happened was that didn't happen. You know what I mean?
And now I think we have to go back back for a redemption round
You're terrible I
Is that true? No, that's you. No, it's not true. I know that's not true at all
Oh, I'm very good.
Actually, Landmark hits me up quite often
for tips and tricks on how to play a game,
but he goes, peanut, peanut, please,
I, you are the best, ever, forever.
No, I, I actually just played Mistfall with Landmark
and he said he was playing with a game.
A legendary Apple sent, good day, Mr. P.
I know.
I'm curious, shouldn't your name be The Burnt Peanuts?
As you're a shell that usually contains two nuts
Do you only have one nut?
This feels
I jump in front of fucking bullets for my team John that's such a bad thing you are a good man
Let me tell you every time we get into a fight the first thing I hear is your body
toppling to the floor and I said thank goodness that is a key
Yep, I see thank goodness that is not me thank goodness
Thank goodness. He took that one for me. He took that one for me. He's a good man
He's that one for me. That's like I did there
You're good. That's right peanut by the way. Yeah
Once you go to lighthouse and get the stuff and everything yeah, I have to go to reserve and kill 30
I can go 40 make it 40
Make it 45
targets making 45 targets
Well, I'm do that anymore. We're going we're going to so like killing everybody. You know what guys
I should go back to so like everyone
Let's do it. And the only time we're going to lay out is after we kill everyone in the result
All right, I'm gonna whiskey to join you in the ether. Oh, good night. Yeah. Oh wait wait. Well, wait till you're ready to
Good night gimmick. Oh
You're leaving mr. John. Oh, yeah
I love it. Hey, Mr. John. I love you. I love you too. John. We're not going anywhere, mr. John
We're complete this quest line
We didn't even go there to complete.
We're going there now.
We just get your ass in the rain, John.
Get your ass in the rain.
I'm already logged off.
I raided.
Oh my goodness, John.
Oh my goodness.
All right.
How about a silly trip in five hours and drive?
OK.
All right.
All right, Diggy.
Hop on in.
Hop on in, Diggy.
Good night. Whoa. Whoa. Who said I wanted to die. I we never die. We never die
I won't say every time I die and give extended. I'm fucking starting a new round. Jim. She
Lolli-gags all over the map. I
Am if me difficult then I'm starting a new round. I'm selling a new round
Lolli-gag I never Lolli-gag
Lolli gag
God I'm gonna miss that on my vacations peanut beat on me in a raid. Good night. Have a good one
Mr. John have a good one
Have a good one. Bye. Are we getting Genji? Are we getting Genji? My sushi's in a ray. I just had I'm not in a
Oh
Back out I'm back it out. I'm back it out
Oh, yeah
This is not what you ever do another podcast another bunch is I've never done upon you
I'm saying I think I would be good on a podcast. I have lots of great ideas that the people need to hear
I have lots of great ideas that the people need to hear I have lots of them
I'll give you one right now. I'll give you one right now
No, I'm gonna give you one right now. Here we go. Here we go
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Bright idea number one. Here we go.
Bright idea number one. Let me intro you. Let me intro you.
Okay. Welcome to the Bright Ideas Podcast. We're here with Peanut and Genji and Peanut
has got something to say here for the world. Take it away, Mr. Peanut.
If everyone that put teeth under their pillow for the tooth fairy just sent them to
corporation that collected teeth we probably could have built like a castle
on a teeth by now and if you think about teeth are really hard it'd be stronger
than stone and that would have I mean we could have we could have probably invaded
Russia with a castle that strong we could have just we I mean you're talking
about that's why you never mind give me do it into a break if you do it
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If they just gave horses steroids,
Then then we wouldn't even need cars
You wouldn't even need them because you'd be going 90 down the auto bond
right behind
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Peanut, I have something to say. Take it away, Mr. Peanut.
Um, yes. If we just got rid of all the people in Australia, we could use their island as a boat.
And we would, we would need all these boats out here on the ocean, because we'd have one big one.
And, and we would save a ton of resources instead of wasting them on lots of boats.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, you caught me good because I wasn't ready. I didn't think of a third one.
I didn't think it was there.
There's a European out there with a sort of a hot take
on the island of Australia and Sariazis.
We're going to have to, we're going to need that land.
Genji, take it away.
What were we talking about?
Let's run!
Okay.
I feel a headache coming out from the sugar of the margaritas I think I actually have to grab a voodoo ranger right now or the headache will like
just stay hydrated.
Is that how that works?
Oh, like it might cook for you.
No, you need electrolytes.
You don't grab an Advil.
You need electrolytes.
You probably should drink water.
You should probably grab a voodoo ranger but while you're in the kitchen, chug the glass of water.
No, no, no, no.
Voodoo ranger.
That'll fix it.
That'll fix it.
that'll fix it that'll fix it like yeah the sugar sugar sugar is what gets
fly me to the moon watch me dance the skies man there you'll see me on Jupiter
and Mars moon man don't know when you're coming back but that's when I'll
Come back
When you come in home papa don't know when but I'll be home and I want once again
That's a that's a banger right there's a banger that's a banger right there
Oh
Wait, where's Santa Tars office?
We say it's in the it's in the it's in the blue mark. He on the east side
You flip me
I just looked at my quest. I don't have the key. Yeah, you can maybe find the key
Maybe we can see but she has it like 10% of the time
I'm sorry guys, I don't have the keys. Oh well, that's okay
I'm almost dead
Is that you're shooting I can't tell
She's got a red red
Who just died? Yeah
Enemy, okay. I was shooting enemy. J. J. He's got J. He's got the red flannel
I have the red on you.
So who just killed that guy out front?
I stopped shooting because I thought it was what he was.
Oh, Genji killed a human being.
What? Good.
Jimmy, are you still alive?
I'm just checking.
I forgot to bring armor.
I just screamed in solidarity.
Well, this guy does not have armor.
I'm very sorry.
I have blue armor.
I would love blue armor.
Do you know where my blue armor is?
How many were gun either what does this guy do it? No, he has it. He definitely had a helmet. No, look at his body. He doesn't
He's gonna bet he's gonna backpack on
Okay
What's that was that guy must suck
Are you guys both in these you guys ready for these such as where these
oh shit
there's multiple
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I gotta back up
I'm going in
I got the army armor
I don't need armor I've got the I've got the spirit of the United States of
America in my heart
holy shit that
can't be true
All right, good luck guys. I'm gonna be healing for the next five minutes. I'm about to die
That's what's pushing over it was over. There's definitely two of them
What dad is one more on your guys decided he just pushed them west with you guys or each easy pushable east with you guys
You're back to me come back to me
What's up? What's up?
I'm healing. I'm still here
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What the hell?
JJ!
What?
What the hell are you doing?
I, uh, well...
I-I killed...
I thought I killed that one guy, but I don't know, maybe it was you, I don't know.
You know what?
Why did you push that?
I killed one. I didn't expect me to take out the whole team of us
Is this you running up Genji?
intro
I'm just gonna get it. Yeah, just gotta put a couple arms back on
there's definitely wait you got one so there's one more so he was right the
hallway of this this right where you are it looks like I was looking out
upstairs because he it looks like it was coming from there
I got a plan step one step one of my plan
There you are my specter and my butt.
When did you bring me here?
Step two.
Death in the face.
There you are, clever boy.
Ooh, maybe I should.
Okay, I'm gonna put my specter on.
Alright, alright, we're going balls out.
You're so brave.
I'm dead.
I
Hit him, but I'm dead
Again she's shit dude. They just need to take flashlights out of this fucking game every fucking person you shoot. She's just a fucking wist
I hit him I hit him good
Medical, medical, medical, medical, medical.
Woodfellow sent Peanuts, a dragon warrior, is one who is strong and brave.
The Dragon Warrior is one who is strong, wise, talented, and skilled.
For those reasons, you're not the Dragon Warrior.
Maybe one day.
I
You master way you master way
good try good try good try that guy was good I thought I killed him the first time he
Grunted like I
I
Think I'm the only one that got a guy
Hey, man, I brought it. We did pretty good. I should be pretty good boys
So I killed the guy I
I killed the guy in the hallway that you like shot you killed
There are three of them then and it doesn't feel because I also have a kill right here, but
What's been three guys I killed the guy outside
I genuinely think it would be better for them to just remove flashlights from the game every fucking fight
you're just fighting a little glowing whisk magical it's so it's just so stew I know that it's real
That's how real life works, but fuck it dude. It sucks in a video game. Yeah
Yeah
I'm saying it. I ain't afraid to say it. Did you kill me?
Yeah, I don't know that guy killed me earlier. So I don't know about
Might be a little
Oh dig show
What do the names say?
We got back to lobby.
Everything's okay.
Everything's okay.
Oh nice.
Oh, they should give me.
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
I got two more specters.
I'm a specter guy.
You call me.
I mean, if you guys want to call me Mr. Specter.
Mr. Specter.
If you would like to call me Mr. Specter, I would say that that's a fair, a fair,
Fair name
And hold on give me one quick say I just take some just real quickly
Real quick like is real good. Yes, real quick like this
All right really quickly hold on
No, she didn't kill me, I just tagged her some random guy.
I got one guy, everybody was telling me that Jinji killed me.
I got one guy.
I got one guy.
I thought there was a chance, I thought there was a chance.
There was some guy named Extrax or something, who was it?
Who was the Jinji guy?
Yeah, that's the guy that killed me.
Oh, that devious dog!
That devious dog!
You'll have to reprimand him at once!
Right, we'll have to reprimand him at once!
Punishment is in order.
Punishment is in order, what-
You must punish him-
Punish him immediately!
Yeah!
Fuck him!
Fuck his ass!
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Honestly, yeah.
Yeah!
Let's do that let's do that fuck fuck it's ass
Let's do that. Yeah, I would
I think that would be I think that would be I think we'll fuck is that
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think that would be fun. I think that would be fine
That's what that'd be that's good. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Yeah
Yeah, we'll have them bounce on it. We'll have them bounce on it
What we'll say about we'll say all right, buddy time to get to bounce it
Now we're talking
Now we're talking Mr. gimmick now. We're really conversing on what to do here
Mm-hmm. We'll make them we'll make them so tell us that we're they's proud of us
We'll make them tell us a story about a small animals who talk to each other on an adventure
about themselves and there's a lot of lessons for children to learn as adults.
Yeah, we'll have them.
We can all go to the theater together and we could finally mint the divide between us
and Aunt Lisa.
Yeah, at least, oh many years. We've not got a lot of things. Oh, at least it will be so overjoyed to hear that
We're mending the relationship with at least
Yes, yeah
Yes, all right, let's ride
Yeah, hold on what about Julio?
What about him Aunt Lisa's friends neighbors cousins
he's a lover. He's weird. He's a freak. He's weird. Julio. I liked him at first. He got
weird. He got weird. I liked him at first as well. But no, we went to the cookout and
we were at the barbecue and he touched my forearm in a strange way. Oh, I was I was
I was over at H&R Block and Julio was doing an internship there and he comes out to me,
he says, peanut, I'm hard.
I said, Julio, this is hardly the place to be telling me about your, yes, yes.
I said, Julio, I'll be telling Aunt Rosemary this evening on you of this unprofessionalism.
Who do you don't care? Yeah, who do you don't care? Who do you don't care? And that's not even as bad. That's not even the worst story
That's not even the worst what happened. I was what let me tell you something
My if I tell you something I was over at IKEA and I was having an example table put together
There's like 40 of us watching out of put the table because a lot of us were considering buying that table for our living rooms and
was actually
with his friend Iglesias and
right. And Julio looked over at me. He said, peanut, is that you?
I go, yeah, it's me. I'm learning how to build the table.
Just like you. And he goes, guess what? I strangled a squirrel
today with my bare hands. And I said, Julio, this is hardly the
place to be talking about that sort of topic.
That's what he does. That's what he does. He does that.
He does. That's classic Julio. Classic Julio.
I liked him at first. The first time I met Julio, oh my God,
We had a great night.
We were out at the, we were.
Where were you?
It was the, it was pinata night.
You know, like every once in a while,
all the restaurants in the area have 100 pinatas.
And it's a free for all.
Like, and everybody's got knives, blades, machetes.
And it's 100 pinatas at every restaurant.
I have to be so bad getting these releases.
Go ahead.
You know what?
Yeah.
Good drive.
the bolt action sniper.
Where'd you guys go?
Who's that?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh
Pina's that you
We over here. I give you the signal. Oh God. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you've said let's ride
On the beach
What's he doing on the beach?
on the beach. Your mom's down there talking. Is your mom down there on the beach? No, she's
just having an intellectual conversation with your mom. It's not, it's like, not a, it sounds
like your mom, but it's actually, she's just having a nice, deep conversation with your
mom. It's a real life. Is that you shooting? What the fuck? He's shooting. I thought
you were on the beach. I would have been deceived. We've been deceived. We've
You've been...already? What?
I told you it's fast.
Holy cannoli.
Yeah.
That's nice. So it's not 30 seconds anymore.
It just said it's 10 seconds.
Got myself a suit.
Oh, that's nice.
It's while it's late. I've been back for the pleasure.
That's nice.
I don't like that. That pleases me.
I'm going to the resort to kill people I'm gonna go I'm I'm gonna go
murder innocent people I like this I like the sound of that let's do it
oh Jinzy's just come to Jinzy's here she's doing some light taste
polluting can't blame anybody for doing light taste polluting yeah I'm kind of
I'm kind of, um, I think my brain is too much to do class.
Yeah, me as well. I'm just gonna murder people. It's killing people time.
It's time to just, it's time to commit heinous acts of violence against complete strangers.
Complete strangers, heinous acts of violence.
Potentially innocent, but you can't prove it in court.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Exactly, exactly.
Hope is to not see him. I'm over these what good bad good. I'm bad
Feel their asses pop rocks now that's an idea
You ever see that CIA guy that was on tiktok yourself and then said he filled a guy's butthole with hummus
Is that the guy with the like the long hair? Oh, yeah, like looks like a hippie. I don't get long hair
It's the guy who went on Joe Rogan a couple times. He is like long hair
He's like, yeah, what's your favorite Lucy flavor and I don't I've been using very shit and it's pretty damn good
It's pretty damn good. Some people are not like every flavor, but I see if you can tell I'm just trying to be
So what they show?
It's kind of like
Wait hold on I think we're talking about different people. Thanks. I'll return
Yeah, no, I don't think we're done. Let's see. Oh, yeah, wait. No, the CIA guy
I'm talking about filled a guy's butthole with hummus as a torture technique
Why I don't know
Sounds pretty fucking that's it sounds pretty awesome to me
Fucking love hummus, dude. Any I mean whatever hole you want to put it in
To be honest, how much is pretty good? I will say that this is good
You know what's great? You know what? Like a hummus hack.
Yeah.
You know, like hummus, you eat hummus with like baby carrots, you hummus with pita chips.
Yeah.
You just eat hummus with tortilla chips.
Oh.
Mixed the Mexican and the Mediterranean.
Oh.
Hummus with tortilla chips.
Oh my god.
Now, I won't lie to you, but we're going to have to lock in here.
There's definitely going to be guys missing us, huh?
Oh, no, I'm locked in.
Whenever I talk about hummus, you know I'm locked in.
Oh, that's your signal?
the records. That's the kind of like my, yeah. Hold on. My secret word. Hold on. I'm into
the building now. Are you in the building? I'm literally. I got the canosos. Yeah, I'm
two canosos keys now. Look at that. Lucky me. Congratulations. Thank you. We probably
We should do a thorough check to see if anyone's here.
Is there anyone here?
Oh, excellent, excellent idea.
I'm here with my friend, with my friend, Gimmick.
I'm here with my dear friend, Mr. Gimmick.
Oh, some ram.
That is great.
Guido 5, 08 cent.
You have been giving real cash you vibes recently.
What?
Is everything okay?
Yes!
Is your girlfriend beating you again?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, she's been cooking me delicious.
You say again?
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait, wait.
She's been cooking me delicious meat and noodles.
Oh, she is when she'd be lovely.
Hmm, you didn't say you'd get up, and she has never done such heinous acts concerned.
If she wanted to, it probably wouldn't really do all that good for us.
Um, I'm...
I'm...
Mine's off at the moment.
Do you have a flashlight on, Mr. Pino?
I've got a flashlight, yeah.
Okay, you can switch your Pino.
Alright, my flashlight's back on.
I don't I don't hear any sounds any sounds
I see your cheek on east-western stone the wound gun is coming in
Oh wait there's that spawn here there's that spawn here
What spawn?
Uh like
Leave your arms if you need help
Oh god
Oh god
I'm going to east side I'm going to east side
Is that it?
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Can we be gimmick at once? There could be hoodlums here.
There is hoodlums. Dead person.
I'm not even talking.
PMC, PMC, Is that it?
Is that it?
There, there, there's only two. Come down here, come down here.
The sound's gone.
No.
Yeah, the flashlight turned off.
Can you see?
We're going to do press caps lock.
Secret Spies.
I'm a spell no.
Secret Spies.
I'm a spell no.
If you want a secret from me
My God, I'll tell you three
First secret is the frog's a gay
Second secret is
secret spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
Two big Max, one large fryiiiiiiiiiiiite
arise fryiiiiyyyyy
I'll tell remembering the Frogs are gay because the chemical's in the water.
The water, the water, the water.
The water, the water, the water.
That's why the Frogs are gay.
They're gay.
It's not their fault.
It's not their fault.
It's messing with their breeding patterns.
It's not their fault.
Secret spies.
Secret spies.
tell no lies secret spies there's people here yeah we don't do that that's
what we're secret spies no no no on West side on West side West side what side
quickly sense I'm on the roof just make you see me quickly I'm doing this
bitch in a maximum overdrive you did I am moving at maximum speed I'm on west side
by the way you're passing me and they just keep on throwing flashbangs
How are you moving so fast?
You're on the roof or we're on the roof
Who's on the roof am I on the roof
We don't make any sense because it was only jingy on the roof
I would go back to west side and go kill these guys
Where are they at GG?
West side? West side? West side stairs. It's got to be two west side stairs. That's the only explanation
Let's go get him!
DUDGE!
What a hole in the wall.
Oh, there's an admin there!
There's an admin!
No, no, no, that's Genji, that's Genji, that's Genji.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, should we run around here then?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
No, excuse me, excuse me.
Don't be funny.
Secret spies, out no lies.
Secret spies, three big guys bust on my thighs.
Extra crispy fries, extra crispy fries, extra crispy box.
Read the guy's bust in my eyes.
I might cry.
Read the guy's bust in my eyes.
Read the guy's bust in my eyes.
Wait, I see a bust. I see a bust. I see a bust.
I saw that.
I think I'm going to be second floor.
They're second floor.
First time I want to die.
I call a cab.
I'll go first.
It's very easy.
It's very easy for me.
We both go at the same time.
Solidarity.
I don't see anyone.
I don't see anyone either.
He's in one of the side rooms.
It's the only explanation.
I hear him.
Where?
We say you're running, Genji.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
We say you're running, Genji.
No, not me.
I'm not, I'm not uh...
Is she on the roof?
She's two.
She's two.
There's two.
I hear two.
I hear two, I hear two.
There is for sure at least two.
She's on the roof, right, Kimmy?
I think one's on the roof and one's below us.
One's, one's, one went to first floor.
How do we get over this without making too much noise?
Secret spy, secret spy technique.
They're not that's the opposite way what
Me on the other side they're behind us
Shimmick
Yeah, he's way in the back. He's way in the back. Hey job
I saw him too.
Uh, okay, I've been absolutely lit.
I'm dead. I don't understand.
There was a second guy on the roof.
I got one! I got one! I got one!
I'm on the floor.
Watch out for me! Watch out for me!
Stay back!
Stay back!
Stay back, demon!
YOU GO IN THIS DOORS AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING HELL!
Did you- when's did-
I'm in the swamp.
Did he just do a smoke at me? You were the swamp?
You know what I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm not looking.
See it!
Is that a regular smoke?
Or is that one of the poison ones?
Watch this, boys.
How you like that, Pidge, boy?
Probably not being too good now, are ya?
I'm a professional.
How's your little boyfriend doing outside, huh?
Not looking too good.
Now I'm no doctor, but your boy from that side is a super fucking bad
No need to check for a pulse thief. Oh need to check for a pulse
Now listen up pal you listen up. I'm gonna close this door. Yeah, you know saying
Hey like that bitch, huh? Oh, you like that. I think you mess with me. I'll give you a couple more
You can mess with me. I'll give you a couple more of those.
I'll give you a couple more.
I know you can't take much more, buddy. I'm-I'm getting you good.
You are-you are feeling it now, Mr. God. You are feeling it now.
Oh, ooh, don't shoot the wall to my right.
Oh, how'd you like that, huh? How'd you like that, huh? How'd you like that?
Huh? How's that feel?
What is he doing?
Almost gotcha! Almost gotcha now!
Hold on now hold on
Hold on now show hold on
Hold on now. I think I think I think we're getting a little hot style
We're getting a little I'm sure we could reach a compromise that we can both be happy with
did you did you get the jump that would get to jump over that you're gonna jump
over that part the space bar said the space bar on the keyboard
the space bar said to do the space for it's right here oh god that would be
cool if I killed you that would have been cool if I killed you right there
See what I'm saying, my boy?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, alright. The wall has hands.
I can admit,
it takes a big peanut to admit
when the wall has hands.
That wall is good.
That wall, I did not know
it was packing like that. I did not know it was packing like that.
Woo!
Wow! Wow!
guys let me tell you you'll get them Genji surely you'll get them Genji that
wall was loaded with 7.6551 he gave me the business that will give me I don't
know where that one guy went but that that wall give me the business
and left was that laughing crazy
I had my eyes on the guy at the bottom and they were both on the roof
They're both on the roof
One went to the bottom I saw them for what happened the wall and then I didn't realize
I had no idea the second guy was
It sounded like they were below me above me I couldn't fucking tell
He installed for a week
gimmick no no oh no I can get my gun back easy easy don't you worry don't you
worry that was a pence I barely even notice that loss
nothing but nothing ridiculous I won't even miss that gun I won't even miss
that gun egg clip rate and egg for the rain
Those guys were really weird they came running in just throwing flashbangs at me like off the
rip.
Those flashbangs.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
I think they were probably, I think they were probably incestual.
Who is this man?
I think they were incestual.
Looks like he is ready for a trip to the beach.
is in holiday gear oh my god this guy has a ton of positive what the hell i'm telling you that guy
i don't think is real peanut do this guy is no flea market broken secure container and incompetent
holy god he has a 7kd against pnc's by the way oh i wish i could oh wait yeah that guy has an
84% survivor with the 7 gt that actually might not be real. You actually might be right
That might be right that is pretty good that is pretty good. That is pretty good. Oh
What joy I can't I can't even I can't click on anything
It hasn't crashed
he killed you two or three
ways ago yeah I by the way I disabled my stream stream sniper protection so we
are gonna get stream snipers but the reason I did so is to make it so there's
a lot of guys in our raids but we will get stream snipers because I have it I
have it on I have I have my stream I have the stream sniper protection stuff
off listen stream snipers not that I can donate but that but I'll take them
cheaters
If he's got an 84% survival rate that voice that voice
Oh, he's got a hundred hundred and fifty seven dollars a month
Oh, oh that devious dog. He's it. He's a devious dog
He's be put to the sword. That's what that's me. That's what should happen put to the sword. He said
I should be given one more shot. I don't think we've given a real good shot here guys
I think you lock in
We kill everybody in the person one easy peasy lickety-split. Very easy
I got this
Changing my kids. Oh
That is so great to hear. I just uh, I'm gonna need to re-invite to that alt f4
I'm gonna
I
Didn't die to the cheats. I well, I mean maybe I mean I guess that's how we saw those guys
Let me see those guys were playing a little silly actually shouldn't have saw me that actually makes sense
He just saw me through he just saw exactly where I was but I was I had my my
sites on the guy on the bottom and they were they were both it turns out they
were both on the roof oh yeah I could one coming down for them I'm sorry blasted
yeah that's the guy I saw I was holding that corner waiting for him to
re-peak and I got killed by the the second dude who was coming down the
stairs as we based it oh that TV star all that TV star got you might have
in the right in the right in the right scenario dude I accept the good
basting you want to base me you want to base me
let's try you know
you put me in coach put me in yeah put me in coach
all right boys that's it that's it it's time to get serious this time we wipe
the whole resort. No, no yielding. No backing down. We, we wiped the whole resort with ease
with Splendor.
Are you saying never give up, never surrender?
Never back down, never what? Never give up! That's right. We get in there and we kill
the whole resort easy. Easy peasy. These fools are not as good as us.
Was it hard as good as that's at all. Also, I died to a literal wall so that was jumping I
Died to an actual dry wall piece of drywall unfortunately
You have to be careful about the drywall.
Yeah, yeah, let me tell you that drywall, it'll get you, it'll get you.
You know what I'm talking about?
It'll get you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My goodness.
You can never trust a drywall.
You can never trust a drywall.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
I'm gonna get another sippy sip. I'm ready to go on asshole. What did I do mr. Dottie? I do anything
Where's the game play? I personally like to sit in the lobby for a long time. It's safe here. It feels like home.
Reminds me of home. Reminds me of home. As opposed to the Russian players in-game remind them of home.
How about it, Gigi? The water is fine. The water is fine.
Oh, did you see that? She's looking like a fucking minion.
Oh my God!
I told you I was walking in.
Oh my goodness, gracious.
That's probably my first potential cheater I've seen as wife.
They've been doing pretty good for me.
Same, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wish I've had I've had stream site protection on this whole time except for the nine
Yeah, it's good thing you said that
Well good thing you good to hear now is that well
There's my a better chance that the person that comes in streams. I says it's just going hey peanut
Hey, buddy. How you doing? Yeah. No, I'm with you. I'm honestly down for it. I'm down to get swarmed. It sounds fun.
Oh, as long as they missed their shots. Did you always on cool down? You guys do that.
You guys are the one doing that.
Oh, wait, wait.
Oh, you didn't see the Lord have mercy.
This is a key.
Hell yeah.
Look at this, it's a kit.
Oh, you guys are like rectifiers from Tron.
There's a rective.
Is that something with your butthole?
Oh shit, did you hear what I'm saying?
I can't believe you guys at the same level this is this is something there's something there I'm
I'm not sure what it is, but there's something to that.
You guys are gonna love this.
Hey, who just got hit?
I just forgot to heal.
Oh, you forgot to heal.
Ah, it's all good.
No broken bones.
I'm just trying to do it in life, but I'm just gonna...
You forget to heal, Mr. Gimmick.
Just a...
It's not a big deal.
Oh, let me get me.
Let's see you, Mr. Sadie, but she's over here at the cottage.
Here's an idea.
It's an idea.
By the way, boys, this is probably
my last day of the night.
I'm starving for pizza.
Oh, it's definitely.
Yeah, this is definitely my last day of the night.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I found a spot.
It's like 24-7 pizza.
Very recently, and it's not in good for my health.
It's not in good for my health.
I've been eating pizza like three or four times a week because it is not good.
But you're a big mac.
Mmm.
Right, it's...
They honestly put too much cheese on it.
I'm thinking about doing the Closie Strat and getting no cheese.
Nah, dude, peanut, stop it, stop it, stop it.
I'm telling you, it's...
Can you just tell, like, light cheese?
After light cheese?
Let me do this is too much cheese. There's simply too much cheese
No, it can't have too much cheese I do I'm telling you I last time I ordered pizza was like today's go
And I was ripping the cheese off before as he ate the slice because there's just so much. There's so much cheese
There's so much cheese
It's too much. It was stacked high
Before that
What no the other pizza didn't have too much. You didn't give me mistake
Maybe they gave you a mess up pizza that had extra extra cheese. Yeah, that's right
Yeah, I think there was a piece of crap pizza. They had under the heat lamp for the last four hours
They're like all this guy's ordering a pizza at 2 30 in the morning. He's probably highest fuck. He's on the moon
He doesn't care. He gave me the worst pizza they had
My god, you guys wait wait where you guys are you guys gonna resort this house
And this is what I'll be a place is that we somewhere in the back this one's Houston. Well, well, let's go kill him
What you give him what for shall we
Yeah, we're the heck are you silly?
Yeah, they don't go to see you guys are Chad did I'm not used to playing with Chad, okay?
I'm gonna die. He's he's gonna kill me
Stop that
Watch out watch out
I'll be there and-
GET IT!
Kill him, kill him!
Oh my god.
Woo!
Woo!
By the gods.
By the gods.
Oh my god.
Listen, uh, no pressure, but they all make, like, specters.
Jesus, the bees!
I unfortunately have a breath speed. I can't run.
For the rest of the-
for the rest of the white
for the rest of the
rest of the
first time you got it right
for the rest of the
I'm getting with this the same guy
this can't be the same guy
this guy is ass
he had like 5 minutes to kill me
this cannot be the same guy
what's the name
no
yeah I'm on the rocks
that's me
Are you shooting me I don't know. We're above you right here. Oh, yeah
What's the guy's name what's guys name it is there is lucky one zero six
His name is lucky well interrupt you now I gotta start again lucky one zero
six
six
ah, so, oh, you interrupt me again, damn it!
9-3 start, lucky 1, 0, 6, 5
you interrupt me, 9-3 start again
lucky 1, 0, 6, oh, would I interrupt me, 9-3 start again
get what I say wrong that's what you can say I'm literally looting right you
just ran right past no I didn't yeah it's right right
I'm gonna do this I'm gonna leave this I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
Say you guys no no well hold on that was me
No, that was me actually that was no. No, that was me. Actually, I remember
I'm sorry
No, I know the originally sorry
I'm coming where you are you
I'm right here. I'm right next to you. Oh, listen. What was that here? They're out here?
Okay, all right. Listen just trust me it made sense on my side. It made sense. I'm I said what I'm saying
Was that you?
No, that was you. I just saw you. What that was you. I know you're acting crazy
There's a sugar and you just let it happen. I'm gonna admit I'm gonna admit
time to get cracked neck also coming to admin you can't stop well I'm going to
east I'm going to go to admin we're gonna come to easily come to easily
there's people on ease maybe in the back I don't know wait give it to me
I'm on east wait who just ran into admin
Looked like the angel of death
I'm here. I'm here. I'm on first floor east
You're first floor east
What is this we first foot
I see you. You see me. This is me. Is that you is that you is that you and man?
I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna shoot first. What kind of piece of crap gotta you use it?
What is that?
That's nothing check this out
list. I thought you said there's people here. No, I said maybe there's people here. Yeah.
Common misconception. Common common misconception. Just because of carriage. Conception. Um, let
You see you know, let me see. Let's see what's going on here to a mr. Pig has to say
To a mr. Pig has to say this is not about the guy's about the animal
What's your POV can he would answer I think it's max out 75
Pinnacle we guys two by three nine guys. We hold on we
Guys guys right
Waiting the ice feels I've been sprinting with the with the fresh bleed and I'm not bleeding anymore
Ooh, levels are coming into play.
Ooh, I look as I sprint and then no bleed.
Look at that.
Well, I'll be.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
That is very nice.
I don't think you bleed every time.
It's just a possibility that it could happen.
Well, no, you do bleed every time,
but I think my skill since I've leveled them up
I've decreased that chance.
Like when you're running, but you're going to bleed.
like you're going to lead every single time it's just a chance of bleeding when
you're running
no there's zero chance you bleed while you're running
chances when you stop running
it's gonna suit me
so it is not me
so it is not me
no it's probably not a big deal
yeah it's probably not a big deal
he's right i actually have 100% certain i'm not certain of many things in
this life
but i have 100% certain
that that is not correct because I tested Dr. Jekyll the other day you can take my
mind I feel so confused. You probably you probably tested to test Dr. Pankle.
Oh that's what happened. I probably tested Dr. Pankle. I probably tested Dr. Pankle.
That's that's where we can try. Someone definitely gave it to me from the
front by the way guys I don't know what's going on. I'm hearing shots. I
want you testing it. Is this you and that? This is me. This is me. This is me.
When somebody shot me from out here.
Peanut, you fucking piece of shit.
I don't want to poop my pants.
I did poop my pants.
I hear someone at the front of Ease.
Yeah, far away.
Wanker, working hard to be an artist.
Could you give her some wisdom?
Also, close your eyes.
Good old Wanker.
Painlessly and finish the damn piece.
Your eyes are a weapon. Use them wisely.
Yeah, your eyes are a weapon.
Your eyes are a log 18.
Shoot someone.
Oh shit. Oh, is this you?
Yes. Oh God, Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond.
In the game, of course, by the way, in the game, of course, in the game, in dog out, dog out, in dog out.
I was talking about how someone tried to...
This seemed to me about the purple people leaders.
But yeah, I'm back to just breathing every time now.
I'm sorry.
Okay, he's he's laying down in the middle of the hall sir. Wait, can I have some I guess I might be
Check this out wait wait
Check it with the Sam witness
Yeah, yeah, we got some
Unclean unclean, sir. You abandoned. Oh, that's a good name. He's who's up high does
I'm bleeding to my room, I'm coming into my office.
Alright, I'm coming into your office.
There you go.
I'm bleeding to death.
Thank you, sir.
I'm just talking to Rod for the rest of the game.
Sir, stay where you are.
Stay where you are, sir.
We're healing up.
Stay where you are.
don't move don't move sir sir sir you still got here
did you where you guys out straight up front behind the heli really
sir yeah I'm coming up to second sir
Yeah, where was he laying down on again?
He was laying down in the middle of the hall, I mean not anymore, but I lit him up.
Did you hit him?
Did you hit that boy up?
No, obviously not.
There's a dead guy down there.
Oh, maybe I did, maybe there's two of them, maybe I killed one of them.
Sure, are you still down there?
It's possible I killed one of them.
We gotta figure this out quick.
This is tiddly, tiddling my senses.
It might be a double guy situation. There's actually a pretty good
He's in there's door. I'm not even joking. I need to do this door right here
I'm coming. He's in the store. Oh
What he is?
That's me
Why are we getting shot at if you got him? I got some guy. I got just a random guy
I don't know who that guy is.
Are you at the end of the hall?
Are you at the end of the hall?
No, I'm in a room.
I'm in a room.
Get you.
Get you.
Get you.
Get you.
Get you.
Get you.
Get you.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, I did get one.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Give it.
Give it.
Give it.
Give it.
Are you doing okay down there?
That is...
Uh...
This is...
Okay, I don't know where this guy is.
I don't know where this guy went
I'm doing okay. Ask
Jason
I'm gonna heal up with that. I'll come help you a fuck that guy
Stop looting and help. You know what never mind give a condo stay in loot despite this one man in the chat
I'm gonna go to close the door despite this one guy. I'm with you. Just despite this one man
I'm sure you're on your own now. You're on your own. I'm gonna spite this guy
They went out of spite. I was standing forever the guy that was at the end of the hall
I don't think there is a dead body here. I'm gonna keep moving the dog tag
I'm gonna keep learning what other goodies can he possess?
This is what other goodies could he possess?
What other goodies could this this five gentlemen possess this gap? He went up or down the stairs?
I don't know. There's still one alive for sure. I
Killed one I killed the guy who was laying down
This is an easy guy
I don't I don't know where the other guy went. I lit him up though. I lit him up
He's really out the SPD. I don't know. Yeah
Where's he at? I don't know
That's the real question guys. I don't know if he went up or down. I just don't know if he went up or down
Give me that
Wait, hold on wait, you see he might be bouncing on it
Okay, hold on. This guy had a suspicious amount of fish in his bag. Is there a legal limit
to how much fish you could have in a back bag? No? It's because they're an invasive
Species
What
What what do you say you want to
Okay, he sounds up he sounds up. Are you outside?
No, I think you're right the years. I know hold on now sir. He definitely went on the stairwell not in the door
Stay there stay wait. I see my ship. I see my ship stay right there
That's the guy yep, this is the guy SVD very nice
We got him. We got him.
This is a nice game.
The vertical audio in this game is so bad.
That sound above us? Or am I crazy?
That sounds like a high note.
That needs to be sent to the fucking military courts.
Holy shit.
What's that you mean?
It needs to be...
What was it called?
Court Marshall.
Court Marshall?
on this game
needs to be court marshal
court marshal?
do you share Marshal?
yes
the vertical audio needs to be court marshal
do you share?
he sounded like he was above us
100%
you fucked me last time
hold on now
I don't know if the vertical audio needs to be court marshal
needs to be court marshal
do you share?
yeah
court marshal?
yes
can I meet Mrs. Court Marshal?
No, she's very secretive about our lifestyle, isn't she?
That would be extremely inappropriate.
Oh my goodness.
Never talk to Mrs. Court Marshall.
Got it.
She will ruin you.
Oh, God.
She's gonna fucking ruin you.
Oh, she's a bad bitch.
She's high IQ, low EQ.
She's just give a shit about you. She will oh
Not talk to missus court-martial guys, whatever you do under no sense. Can anyone talk to miss court-martial?
To miss court-martial
Talk to miss court Marshall. I need not to have your word
I'd have your word that none of us will talk to miss court Marshall. That would be really there'll be a detriment
There'll be a very very bad thing. Oh
My goodness do not talk to miss court. I should do not
What am I
Asking if they can engage in an emotional relationship with miss court Marshall
Oh
Low EQ I already said it I said hi IQ low
Oh, my goodness gonna first. Oh
Because no trick yeah first the those
those those bill the lead don't don't leave you on the side of the street after convincing you to get three cock piercings or
Like what are like whatever? How are like there's just like any trick?
Like anything
example and it's gone and they're in this and Scott and they're and they're in
the Senate and they won this they won the election oh my god who won the
election the Miss Court Marshall Miss Court Marshall what election was she
writing for was it CEO Senate CEO Senate like the Senate Senate she's the
CEO of the Star Wars Senate. Oh my God. That's that's bad news. And it's gone. That's bad news. That's really bad news. And it's gone.
Because I think we won the day. I think we won the day. Is Judge Judy a really real judge or is that just a show?
No, I think she is a real judge. Like when she's a real judge. But no, but when she slaps her gavel.
Does that actually like go into law or is it like is it like just a little side? I
Just grunted cuz I just ran over
I'm on shot. I'm walking away. I'm walking with away water while a while
Water in a way water while a while. I always thought that if it makes sense
But I think that they just get like really drama type
I always thought it was that because you can't have video recorders inside of courthouses,
I thought that maybe that she was, because you know there's a mediator sometimes, contracts
have mediators before you can go to court and it's legally obligated to do so.
So I always thought that it was just like a thematicized mediator that would then
make the claim that you would bring a real court or something.
No, it's civil court civil courts got different laws. Let me Google it. I must know is judge Judy a real judge
She's definitely a real judge. I know that. No
John's in parentheses Judy
Shindlin is
actually
an escaped
convict for a legally selling lemon juice
without a
State lemon juice selling license outside of a target. She's been on the run for 45 years now. That's what Google says
I'm getting shot. I don't know from home or from where or what's going on. It's from the tower
It's from the weather tower
I'm gonna fucking die. I don't even know who I'm shooting anyone. I might just shut
Weather tower what does not even weather tower next to the weather towers like five miles away? What are you? Are you smoking crack?
Oh my god, I heard it coming. I
Literally I was right here weather towers literally five miles away over the other side of the matter
You smoke and man whatever the fucking tower is next to road to customs
You smoke and crack son what the hell are you smoking son?
Yeah, what if I am a crack weather down it's literally five miles that way
Whatever a tower is next to road to customs. What's what the telephone pole?
Is not a
Great, I remember the great Alexander Alexander the great he reigned from his
Telephone pole are the great telephone tower. He was I remember. Oh
your hair from the telephone tower. Let's repuzzle, repuzzle, let down your hair from
the telephone tower. She's trapped. She's trapped. She's trapped up there. She's trapped
up there. You sick fuck. That scab was a quick, a sick fuck. He liked a quick fuck.
Is that a scab that was shooting you? Yes. Then I saw Jinji a couple times and
then I want away, wanna, wanna, wanna...
I want away, wanna, wanna, wanna...
Dude, I was wondering who the fuck was shooting me.
That was me. I shot you and I'd do it again.
That was crazy.
And I'd do it again.
Oh, I know you will do it again because you always TK me.
I will do it right now if I have to.
I will do it right now if I have to.
Do I even put a stove on my gun?
poopsie law so I can shoot yes it's certified oopsie poopsie law has been
initiated Gigi where are you well not near you where are you I'm going to go get
my key over by the what over by the way I can't shoot Genji by the way I can't
You sure you sure do?
Wait, road to customs?
I'm going to path the lighthouse.
I'm going to path the lighthouse.
I'm already here, yeah, boss.
Why would you go path the lighthouse?
What do you mean why would I go path the lighthouse?
It's a great spot to be.
I mean, I guess that's fine, but road to customs is definitely closer.
What?
This is your last-
Smoking crack?
What are you buying or what?
You smoke in that time extracting
Yeah, I am expecting robots. I am expecting C3 PL. Yeah
Thanks for
I need to hear my only else that's what you sound like that's what you sound like
I am in control.
The robots are taking over the Navy!
Listen here, Clike.
I am in control. Surrender now.
Surrender, surrender, surrender, surrender.
Mr. gimmick.
Robot, give back my friend gimmick.
Not the Navy, the Navy!
The robots are taking over the Navy!
Oh, and did you see Timbuck too?
I don't even know where she is!
What do you mean?
You said this was your last raid, so I'm gonna go finish some quest stuff.
Oh, yeah, okay, that makes sense, that makes sense, that makes sense, okay, that makes
sense.
Excelling rain, gentlemen.
That was a very good rain.
Am I still a robot?
No, you're not a robot, you're a robot.
Oh, thank God.
i went on my backup internet so that because my regular nets
it's good but it cut at nine thirty and i don't know if it ends my stream
entertaining
i could be a robot
yet you can use it
damn good robot don't let it get you like that
gimmick
i am gimmick surrender
what is the last four digits of your social security number one five five
one numbers five two five one three four five three four five four two five one
peanut i need to say you b1 three two b three four hold on guys if i would have been in christy
you think it'll be less cheese yes for sure no but then it christmas sucks ass whatever
We eat the Christmas we kill in the game
Pizza select hold on now what hold on now I agree I agree, but there's like
two percent of thin and crispy if you get the perfect thin and crispy it's
amazing true I agree hold on now what is the perfect thin and crispy was that
look like has he made in a coal fire a what fire a coal fire a what fire a coal
fire a what fire a coal fire how do you make a fire coal dude a coal fire
listen all any fire I've ever seen is hot hot hot hot oh my gosh it's that this
lady talking about is this is she going crazy a cold fire a cold yeah I'm not
sure what's going on what are you talking about you go down to deep end
What the hell?
Going off the deep end.
Jiggie, fire is hot.
That's why it cooks down.
Oh, you know why?
You know what gimmick?
She's thinking of ice.
Ice. That's what she's thinking of.
She's thinking of ice. Ice is cold.
Jiggie, ice is cold.
Let me dry ice.
Yeah. 100% that's what she's thinking of.
Fire not fire.
It's ice. Ice fire.
Ice fire 100% that's what she's thinking. I'm 100% ice. Yeah
Yeah
Well, I got that ice. I got that fire
I don't know that's a little bit of a song. I don't know. I think you should make it up. I got that ice. I got that fire
I am full of sexual desire
And I'm right and I'm right it on the town on a white horse
I shaved my whole body and I'm ready for what happens to me.
It's a that believe that is um um that's Charlemagne the god.
That's Charlemagne the god.
I don't know who that is.
It's it's single.
That was our fresh.
That was our fresh family.
That's Charlemagne the gods hit single on the horse in the city.
It's called.
Wait, it's called On the City in the Horse?
On the City in the Horse by Charlemagne the God.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic guys, well let me tell you something, I've had a couple
of margaritas tonight and I'm feeling a little sleepy, I'm feeling a little sleepy, and so
I-
That's what you're going to drink more.
And so I, well no, what I just did was I ordered a quick pizza, I ordered a quick
pizza, I'm going to go grab it.
Extra cheese.
I mean, it's going to deliver.
I'm not driving right now, so I'm sorry.
It's delivering, I'm sorry.
It's delivering to me.
There he goes.
They're going to finish.
And I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to enjoy it nice
and toasty.
I even maybe might be going to make a hot chocolate.
I am on in Texas roads.
I even make a hot chocolate.
Driving through the cornfields.
No, I'm driving.
I'm probably shouldn't have done it.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna make a hot chocolate though.
I will say that.
I'm gonna make a hot chocolate while I wait.
I'm gonna make a nice hot chocolate.
Nice hot chocolate while I wait.
Mm, what am I gonna do?
I'm going to, hmm, probably,
I got some salsa and chips.
I'm probably just gonna eat 100 chips.
Yep, that's what I'm gonna do.
That sounds good.
That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go eat an extra large pizza by myself.
In a dark room in a dark room and no one and no one loves me as well
Well, okay, there it is. Huh? There it is. Well, yeah, it's the move. It's the move
The next step of the operation, that's the move as the next step the operation. There it is
Yep, you eat your hot to shift. I'm gonna go eat pizza. All right. I'm not streaming tomorrow by the way
So, uh, good luck, guys.
I'm gonna be behind again.
I'm seeing it. I got a show.
I got a show.
I one of my chatters is in a metalcore band
and it's actually really fucking good.
And I'm going to see him.
I'm going to see him.
Hold on. Wait a second.
You stream at the show?
Ha, actually.
I could. I mean, I won't be playing Tarkov with you,
but I know that's not even with it.
I was it.
Yeah, it would be no benefit to you, but I couldn't stream at the show.
Well, what if you just bring the show to your house and then you can scream Tarkov while he's doing his show?
You think I should bring my entire PC setup to a metalcore show?
No, no, you bring the whole metalcore show to you, to your house.
Oh, they should come here.
Last minute, change.
I'll ask them.
You know what? I'll ask them and I'll let you know.
Thank you, Mr. gimmick. Thank you. It's very kind of you. Thank you very good. Okay. All right
Very good. See you see you Jesus. That's great. Okay. Yes. Okay. All right
That doesn't work out then I'll see you on Monday. Okay, then okay. All right. Okay. It never hurts to ask
All right. Have a good night guys. Have a good night. Good mood you guys
Everybody farewell
Oh
Okay, all right, okay. All right. Good night everybody. Good night now. I'm going to enjoy a nice
succulent succulent pizza
Let me tell you this game and Jack Margaritas they
They hit the spot they hit the spot. They are very nice a very wise choice
Thank you gentlemen for the suggestion boys a very wise choice a very wise choice
And I think we made a lot of progress here to stay and talk about me
We completed the lab request line. We're waiting on mr. Jagged to get his notes in order
We've done we've made a big dent into the bori ass
Why slide we are doing fantastic. We are doing fantastic
Are we still poor? That's the good thing. We're not even born so we like three million rubles. It's fantastic
Consent fantastic
A generation around that's right. What are you playing them all? I have no idea. We're gonna wing it
Whatever we'll figure it out. I might go in some party games
I should live with this over that splash this
But you know a little bit of this over that over this over that
Little bit over here a little bit over there a little bit over here little bit over there. You know boys
But sexy time. I don't know what we doing any but sexy time specifically, but that's a good suggestion
So I appreciate that there is no bad answer. There is no wrong answer. I
Appreciate that. Thank you for just that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank I appreciate that again
I guys just to not get your hypes up
I do not think there's gonna be any but sexy time on tomorrow's stream as for that gentlemen suggestion
but we can probably figure out something similar.
Absolutely, absolutely.
It's all about figuring out,
it's all about just hanging around.
All right, goodnight everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night, rest up, rest easy now, gang.
Rest easy now, boys.
Rest easy now, gang.
Rest up, rest easy now, boys.
Rest easy, rest easy now, boys.
Have a good night now, goodnight, everybody.
good night now gang, have a good night.
Good night everybody, good night now gang.
Have a good one.
Good night.
Goodnight.
Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight now gang.
Have a good night everybody.
Goodnight.
Rest up.
Rest easy now, gang.
Goodnight.
Sleep tight and do not.
Let the bad bugs fuck your ass!
Get out!
Get out!
Before it's too late!
Quickly!
Get out!
I'm gonna go eat a whole large piece of my myself in the dark room!