TheBurntPeanut
LEBRON JAMES OF THE BUNGUS | GIMMICK X HUTCHMF | LABRYNTH | MANY MEN MONDAY | #BUNGULATE
08-18-2026 · 7h 45m
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Get out of here!
Come on, get out of here!
He's dead!
He's coming!
He's the man!
He's right there!
He's dead!
He's dead!
Come on!
It took me a long time to get this time.
You're gonna be dead!
You're gonna be dead!
You're gonna be dead!
You're gonna be dead!
How are you, buggy-litties?
We're gonna find...
Midi-Man Monday, gentlemen.
And before you say anything, guys...
What's up, Mr. Blitz? How you doing, my boy?
Before you guys say anything.
you guys say anything listen boys I know a bunch of you non-tarkov lovers are
going to please play more party games please I will this week will be much
more party games than last week boys last week we just had the drops for
Tarkov we had the tournament for Tarkov it's pretty early in the season a little
wide we played lots of party games don't you worry guys don't you worry
okay honestly you might even play something tonight I want to play that
Jort game again too. I wanna play that Jort game again too.
It's just I'm not a Lottie, but I love talk-out.
I was, you guys, I'm even playing it on stream.
I played like two, three wins on stream today.
But I know there's a lot of you guys out there
that talk-out is your favorite, so don't worry.
We will season this stream perfectly,
so everyone is happy.
We will season this stream, talk-out here,
party game here, and a little bit of this,
little bit of that, who's a little bit of this?
Over here, little bit of this,
over here, little boop boop boop boop boop boop.
You know, guys, don't worry.
I'll think of you.
I'll think of you.
I'll think of you boys.
Oh, Mr. Farther, but this boy, good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Peace each, my boy.
I always double check the name.
I always triple check the name
whenever it's gifted, sucks from kick.
Cause I'm like 99% sir, there's no rules over there.
There could straight up be the N word
in someone's username.
You have no idea what could happen.
No idea.
No idea.
So, you know, it's always,
You tossing the coin you're tossing the coin
I think I think I pretty sure that's true. I'm pretty
Pretty sense to by the way guys kick. I'm gonna look into like some alternatives. Just let you guys know
All the streaming apps extreme elements and all those notification ones hate YouTube and some of the hate kick even more
Your guys the stuff doesn't even show up on the dead so my don't look over there right when right when something happens
I miss it. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous
It's I've seen how it's been says it supports cake, but then nothing shows up
So I'm gonna I'm gonna look into fix that so that we can get you get you guys more more in the groove without with all
The other buggy ladies alright boys so we can get you to keep
Make talk of support controller. Oh, oh, you know what?
That's a stupid idea. That's a stew. You're a stupid man
You're a stupid man with stupid ideas. That's impossible sir
I've said this before and I'll say it again
T is to turn on your flashlight all T is to check your magazine control T is to change your flashlight
So if T is to check the chamber in your gun
Okay, that is one
Key on the keyboard
Why that is one key on the keyboard
One key on the keyboard that's if you're an Xbox controller, that's the Y the B the A and the X right there
There it is done the whole right side of your controllers done. It's over you all your keys are taken up now
It's over. It's not possible. It is not
possible
What you do when stop one say well, what did this guy say? What are the hold on mood? What is cooling and say?
Okay, mmm, where'd he go?
Damn it, where'd he go?
Shit, is it already gone?
Oh, dude, no way it's already gone.
There's no way.
Oh, there it is.
RCI only sponsor you to watch you suffer and talk up.
Ah, but, but, okay, good.
Good, good, good, good.
That's ah, always good to hear.
Always good, thank you, Star Points.
Thank you, Star Points.
Always a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel
with Mr. Star Points.
Oh, Mr. Alex, what good, man, good.
Man, thank you my boy. Please hate you my boy. But boys tonight
We're playing with mr. gimmick and mr. Hutch and gimmick has finally completed his
Labyrinth key card so it's just we're actually gonna be able to go to Labyrinth with teammates
Which as you see before we need teammates to die instead of us. I don't like die
I don't know about I don't know anybody else, but me personally. I don't like it
Mr. gimmick
Hello sir, guess what I just got in the mail. Oh, you're labyrinth key cards and that
Blush-aiding
40,000 gallon cum blast of two billion that I said shoot I
Well, I got that as well. Yeah, yeah, but yeah
I also got the labyrinth key cards also. I pretty sure upon going to the first time it gives you two more
If wait it gives you two more if you go when you go
I think as long as you make it in the labyrinth it completes some type of quest or something where it gives you two more in the mail again
Yeah, okay, but I can't lose these cards because they're in my butt right so
That means I made it. Yeah. Oh, you these are extremely expensive. I only have two
I have two as well. Do we need the that that key as well every time for the door, right?
Yeah, I got that don't worry about that
Okay, you know, I'm looking at the the barter. It's two sausages two vodkas and a moonshine
Moonshine alone is 225,000
Ooh, I don't have my water filter up for that. Okay. Wait. Are we going first rate? Are we doing a
Yeah, we are okay, then I need a new kid. I need a new kid. I need a new kid. No, it's not. Oh my god
Oh, no. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh shit
What? We almost missed your birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
It's not happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear gimmick!
Happy birthday to...
Oh
You
It's
W's in the traffic in these fake take eyes. All right, let's get started. Dang it. Let's get started
Let's get started. Oh, okay. All right. Let me just let me get a little taste a little
get together by the way by the way mm-hmm I am done I'm done is the MPX I'm
fucking done I'm done I don't care even the it makes the most most mathematical
sense to use the MPX in theory in and test it like they're in the in the math
since it makes more sense by far but in practice it does not work in the
sliders it does the most fuck you guys you're it doesn't work you use you use
APM or correct yeah see so I don't know the change but last I'm a nine
millimeter man myself APM oh they nerf the shit out of it it's point you
mind what you gotta use you just you gotta use flesh ammo well only so you
think the MPX is still a demon in the short range I'm talking to anything over
20 meters it's over it's your it's even if you hit them it doesn't kill them
I like I was playing off
That's why I have some heavy damage fall off. That's why what is that's why what is your 30 back shots
I just remember that I would end up using
PST over AP because I'd rather obviously if you can afford like rip and all that stuff that that's like prime
But I think APM was pointless this trash. All you need is at least
be able to pierce through the level 2 face masks and and then get the highest
amount of flesh damage possible and I think that's the that's the key at least
that's what I remember. Really quickly I saw on TikTok that there was a
quest that was very easy in lab and actually it was an achievement. It gives you
160,000 XP which right now I'm one quest off of getting max peacekeeper but
unfortunately I've done about three times in order to get max peacekeeper which
this would help me a lot. I forgot it's a hundred and two thousand dollars.
It's an achievement actually. I think it's an achievement. I don't know what it's
called though. I started seeing it at the bottom right. Oh maybe it was an
achievement. Maybe it was a story quest. Wait I thought story quest didn't
give XP. All I know is that I was watching this TikTok today.
He did something.
And then at the bottom right of the screen,
there was just, it wasn't like a task bar.
It was like three times the thickness of a task bar,
and it was blue.
And it showed up and it said,
what 160,000 XP?
And the caption of the TikTok was,
all I had to do was go to Labyrinth and show like once.
That's all I know.
That's all I know.
So something is here.
Uh-huh.
That sounds nice.
I'm giving away a lot of guys are saying the story quest don't give any XP and then a lot of people are actually saying the story quest do give a lot of XP.
I think it's the story quest because it wasn't a regular quest for sir. I know what a regular quest looks like at the bottom of your speed. I know what that looks like. And it wasn't that.
Okay.
So I see we do this one figure out what happened to the bear squad investigating the bear squads regroup spot at item 1156.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the yeah. That's the one I'm on. That's the one I'm on.
All right. Okay, let's do it.
let's do it let's do it what the heck let's do it what are we doing here what
the freaking heck what are we doing here wait how are we killing together and
killer do you have a gun they could do that cuz I'm using a d36 and a 55 I
have what it that's level five helmets level four helmet level six face mask on
killer and then Tagoon is I don't know actually no no no because
somebody's regular mask is a different mask in the labyrinth oh he wears the
bullhead he wears the bull I think I do have ammo for it but I just wish it
out I'm getting word that it's level six as well
honestly we probably better off just bringing in leg mat as such yeah I think
You're right. I don't have it seven computers. No
You either that's it. I think you're waiting with the guy
I we are Bt. I'm oh, I be I'm a lot of Bt. I'm a 55 pin
BT like I'm 55 no, no, no
Oh, I have a okay. Wait, hold on. I mean that's gonna be I
Mean that would be great. I also have
uh 7 6 2 by 5 1 i have a scar i can bring oh my god i literally have i'm not even joking i have like
i have one two three four five six seven almost eight full stacks of s and b which is 62 pen 62
there it is there's your money there's the money there's the money right there that's the money
that's the money that's the money right there that's the money that's the money that's the money
Okay, hold on. I'm putting it. This is this is gonna be a one of done if I lose this kid
To Gila have in their head is over 75. Oh, she might be 80. Oh
It might be 80
Oh
100 actually I think I think it's one of them. You're still gonna take two bullets with SMB. All right. I'm gonna bring some SNB in
I guess I'll bring an SVD short range. I guess it makes sense. Yeah, you're with a with a hollow on it
Well, you're bringing to you're bringing two guns. You're bringing a dog a big one way and okay
Well, I'm gonna make a short SVD with a hollow on it
But that makes sense right there makes sense that makes sense that kind of makes sense
I'm all right. I got I got
still dude in eighties only level five and it's low oh no oh yeah welcome in
mr. hodge welcome hello mr. hodge gear up we're going to the lab right it's about
damn time I was I've been stuck by the fucking Wendy's this guy pulled his dick
out and everything I grabbed it a little bit I had to see what you know
What the good ones where he was packing it was like grabbing a small Pringle can oh shit firm grass wait, huh?
Speed so you have lab in the cards
God thank God
Oh
This is a one time no no two times. We probably have two. No, no, I know but I'm saying this kid I have
The best I got is m80 low level five pin level six. I don't know should I wait?
Should you bring the high pin and I just bring a I'm bringing a hyper zipper bring a high pin and then you kill the PFCs
I'll kill the the the box. Did you kill the PFCs? Yeah? I?
Yeah, yeah, I mean that sounds great. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. Oh
Can I make this?
Know this gimmick, but you're with the nut in the gut
Confused with nut in my gut
People have been saying that to me.
Let's go ahead and get in my gut.
It is not in the gut.
Listen, listen.
I mean, I'm not the nut in the gut or the nut in my gut.
But I was.
I did fight the nut in the gut in the finals.
You're talking to someone that, you know,
I didn't make it to the finals, all right?
That is true.
He is a fellow final maker.
Yeah, there's only four of us.
Oh, you hear that?
feeling it. He's feeling it.
Is it the nut in the gut thing?
Oh, there it is.
The nut and the gut, baby!
The nut and the gut!
Come on.
You're dying.
You think you can stand, Mr. Gaming.
You're talking to not the gut,
the guy that beat Pastely,
the guys that beat Shrap.
The guys that beat Firewood,
the guys that beat Tiggs,
the guys that beat Stankrod,
the guys that beat...
Give it to the devourer!
Give it to the devourer!
Jim Z, let's fight!
Give it to the devourer.
That's right.
I've heard that's your name, Mr. King. I heard. I've heard.
They did come from the street.
Well, I'm good to go.
I finally got my gun.
That took far too long.
That took far too long.
Let's get this game.
Oh, Lord.
Okay.
Let's ride.
Now.
Oh, I need an invite.
Make a small request from the team.
Yeah.
3B, TG.
If you see it, let a group of no.
I need it. Of course. Of course. Oh, maybe what is that? Oh, it's a figure
read testing you. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, Roger that. My
condo shows key. We're not we have no plans on looting the resort. We're going
straight down. Yeah, we're going straight in. We're going straight in.
Biggie best stuff. Biggie absolute best stuff. Yeah
I'm bringing the biggest back I'm being modular 45 with the black
Like I'm too heavy
I bring a little full drop it when I hold it now.
And minimum at minimum 70.
You see, he's very fast.
We'll go in like once we're under, we can just drop it.
We're done.
Yo, I'm going to tell you the truth.
You're talking about.
It's the brother.
Wait, what?
I don't know if you have the same status as us.
I have tech.
I have tech.
What's your check?
I don't know if you have this.
You know how?
I have some of them.
We got Marathon Runner.
You remember?
You grabbed that.
We got it together.
Hit the game!
Oh my God.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Does everybody have lab with D card?
Yes, sir.
Yes.
Tell us about this Marathon Runner attack.
Go ahead, Tom.
Okay.
So, Marathon Runner, if we pop a Trimadol,
It is the exact same effect as if we were to pop the Trimadol and the SJ6 and run forever.
So we don't have to buy the SJ6, all we have to do is pop Trim and we run forever.
Yep.
Tell me you already know that.
No.
Wait, I think I might actually have one.
No.
No, I see that.
You did throw that hard.
She's a genius.
Wait, really?
I know that.
Is that the one?
New tech, new tech.
They use less stamina when you run.
Yeah, so it's literally called marathon rider. You can check
All you have to do is pop a trim and you can run from one side of shoreline to the other and never lose stamina
We don't need the SJ6
We can we pop an SJ6 and do the same thing
We don't need to it's literally our stamina bar does not know I'm talking about can we pop an SJ6?
It does the same thing. I don't know. I've tried it with the trim and the trim works
Oh, very, very nice.
And then you bring a giga beef in.
A giga beef.
And an aquafory and you're 100 100.
Electron!
Oh!
Are you ready gentlemen to have a great night?
Oh I'm ready Bob!
Oh yes, I'm so ready.
I'm definitely gonna get sniped in the head.
I need some serious cash here in the lab man.
Yeah, I had a rough day today.
That's okay. You're with the buggy later now, Mr. Hunch.
He will literally never die.
We are literally invincible.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
I have one quest off of Kappa, though.
Really?
Yep, all I gotta do is shoot her board.
Oh, good.
Wow, that's crazy.
That's one of my favorite quests.
I've been just ignoring the quests myself.
Yeah, I haven't really...
I started doing back up again today.
It really isn't that hard like you probably be you're probably like maybe 10 ques off.
Really?
Maybe. Oh yeah, it's not a lot at all.
Did they reduce it for seasonal or is it just yes.
Like big timer this I was shocked how close I was.
Come on, dang!
Oh, I'm a little behind you guys. I'm a little behind.
I call not getting shot. Oh, okay. There's a guy that's dead. I'm right in the jungle.
I'm not in the jungle.
Ah, yeah. I'm not going that way. No thanks. No thanks.
Thank you!
No, thank you. I'll probably give it to the next guy.
Yeah shoreline has been the best pvp in the game for me. Yeah, yeah a lot of guys
Come on in!
Big Dave Beast out!
Careful Squidward Careful Squidward!
Careful Squidward Careful Squidward!
Careful Squidward Careful Squidward!
Careful Squidward Careful Squidward
I'm locking the door
Too much of a shit, more of us
Come on in!
BigDayBeast.com!
We got the key right
Yes, yes got the key got the key
Okay, guys, I never done elaborate before I kind of started burning out of Tarkov right when this came out
So I never let me explain how it works. There's a total of five guys down there
So at maximum there's only two other guys down there because we take up three
There's my in the beginning do not just walk forward. There's a trap that will instantly kill you
You have to find like a key is something just ask your boys and you chat how to do it
If you walk forward you in style you'll be out of the rain
Lastly when you kill tequila there's about five seconds till killer comes right to your location and puts it in yet
Okay, wait, okay, so I can't let's let's me run forward, but I but I shouldn't well
This could be something obvious like I got like steam or something and it's an instant kill
Or you see like gas or like a pool of liquid just don't step in the pool of liquid or the gas or whatever
You think I'll be able to figure it out. Oh, yeah, you got that. I choose my guy
Okay
You swear I
Promise
No
No
This is actually a top one map to take a bathroom break on because if you haven't done your puzzle yet
You're basically invincible because nobody can come get you
Well, of course unless you're standing like if there's not a time limit on this puzzle, right?
No, but you want it you people have been here a lot
So what they do is they get their puzzle really quickly and they run to your present puzzle to wait for you to the door
got it got it so so unless you're super quick you kind of want to maybe
good time you take your time take your time yeah you're gonna want to take your
time boss you're gonna wait till you you're not gonna get done quick I mean
I've seen people play it so I know that I know the general I just don't know
exact spawns these keys step in
Are you gonna say what what I know I said I said why is hot Scott? I miss him
Welcome to our club welcome to our club welcome to the world welcome to the world welcome to the world welcome to the world
Have you memorized every SpongeBob episode? Yes, yes I have
Good respectable
Okay, I got the one with the gas
All right, let's take a little green crate. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Okay. We wish it's key and
Hey, oh, I didn't spot that
I
Don't know where you oh
Which we go behind I'm sharing my screen. Oh, you can
Figure it out yourself. Some of us are busy. Yeah. Let me just let me just take a pee-pee is me
I'll tell you what's what you want. Oh that one. Oh that one
There's shotgun traps in the top right and top left quarters. You want to kick the door open? I think you're you know
There's a door. There's no no. There's a key. There's a key
Somewhere around you like on the floor and then you open the door to the right of that hallway
You were looking down you go in there don't go anywhere past or you'll get shot by the shotgun traps
And then you go in there and you'll turn off the shotgun traps
I'm at the one with the steam on one side with a bunch of grenades
And then there's like a little horizontal steamer or the vertical steamer?
horizontal horizontal oh wait that one you're looking for a key to and then you
go behind the long metal thing and then you find a blow torch and the blow torch
does something and then you die oh the boat opens that door which you can turn
off the steam and then you die I can go down this wooden walkway without yes
smoke yes but you the key to get down there first
well I know my puzzle I'm heading on out I'm gonna make sure things these are
all nice and I should tidy out here are you sure I can't walk through here
Oh shit, well, there's gonna be a grenades that are I really can't really have too much
No, you can't you can walk to that door you said door that's on the hallway
I see a screen that door right there. You can't walk past that door
You can't walk past it or the key is somewhere in in that small area that you in
Okay, I got the key
Okay, now you say something about a blowtorch and you walked out that long wooden hallway open the door
Yeah, I don't want to I'm scared you get the blood to us. We don't know no
No, sorry, you know, there's no north end of the hall. We go down the hallway get the blowtorch
Wait, I've got any that one. I don't know. There's a blowtorch and a plot. You got a price. I know that
Okay, sounds good
Okay, Tequila is literally round somebody where I need complete silence comms right now
I'm just going to take a little peep at him, just going to take a little peep at him.
She first, she first.
Okay, Tequila is impervious to head shot SMB shots.
I have confirmed.
Alrighty, I'm out of my room.
I'm getting all the guys, I'm going to take it.
I'm going to have a lot of war in my head.
Cush, cush, cush.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, ah.
Oh.
Look at that.
Did it go down?
Oh my god
Right around you I know boys for a second. Yeah, I don't know
I believe in you
All right, I don't want to shoot you I can get
That's killing sound killing somewhere out there. I don't know where I don't know where be careful
I think it's my house.
I think it's my house.
Woo!
Go ahead, go to arms.
Go to arms.
We should meet up using...
telecommunication.
I'm out of my door. I'm out of my door.
I'm gonna be directly to your right.
You, Mr. Hutchers, bad guys on left and right side of you.
gimmick, I'm to your right.
I just can't...
Wait.
Too much, too much.
Wait, I'm not out yet.
Apparently, there's a third puzzle?
They're still there. Okay, maybe I got the key. I unlocked that door. I got the blowtorch. I unlocked that door
Now I'm in another room. Now you just hit the button on the wall. You hit the button. Oh the shuttle. I don't know
I don't know
I'll be out soon guy. I just know that the enemy spotted the left and right side of you. You are not anywhere near being given
It's a proof of my arms back on like you do like you do
Killer killed me
All right, well what man down we're mud man down no worries no worries mistakes happen every big mistakes
Everybody has those days
Okay, I'm gonna be to your listen you go out the door. There's gonna be a trip wire on the ground
You're gonna set it up and then run back and you who's he was he and then you're gonna go down a hallway the first one you're right
Go through there. That's right
I'm in a sewer
sewer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the trip wire was it I go to the door. It's already been to some do we go to the door?
Have the players died yet? No, well what one has and
He was the most robust player what what color helmet are you wearing? I'm wearing a black helmet
I'm leaving the humble abode leaving my humble abode and kill is somewhere
There's someone to kill us down
This one moving on the right view
Oh, oh, kill is right here. Kill is right here. Do not above me and uh between us. Yeah right here
One shot why couldn't he do that for me?
German thank you
Yeah, oh my god, okay? All right all right
The figure there could be no players right?
This is just there could be two.
Yes, there could be two.
At this point, there's gotta be no players.
Hmm, well sometimes they're bitches.
They don't do nothing.
Hmm, maybe they're stuck in their little holes still.
Yeah, little holes, yeah.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait, don't you dare look like I just...
Okay, okay, okay, now that you touched that, you might be poisoned.
I forgot to tell you about that.
Go to the top of your screen. Are you poisoned?
I don't think I got poison. I am poison now. Oh, you are I am poisoned
People wait, how do I see it as health go to the top left? You see overway? It doesn't say anything. Is he a poison?
Oh, thank you good. Okay. No, I'm not poison. I'm not poison. I'm gonna go. We're good. We're good
It's just a little scratch. Oh, I spent a lot of people. Oh my god
I
Is it safe to jump into the spike traps what what do you just me is it safe is it safe to jump into the spike traps?
Are they safe trap safe spikes? Yes, just hold your breath. You won't die
Oh, that's your secret room.
We'll get that key later.
We're just getting don't you worry.
Dude, this is...
I'm gonna be honest.
I know that I seem bold and brave,
but I'm clenched just fuck right now.
I know that I seem like it's nothing to me,
but I'm actually terrified.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
You can't grab the axe!
We are not starting this up again!
We are not starting this up again!
You guys, you cannot get the axe!
It's it's it's it's it's literally
You can't move
It's right there
Dumbass
I'd stay close mr. Give it
Oh, I've already wandered off
Okay, no, I'm actually I'm right here on the other side of the bodies. I think
Do you walk it up? I like yeah, yeah, yeah, you in the middle room
There's a quest right here. Are you fucking not Steve?
Okay, okay, all right, okay, all right. All right, yeah, very
very chill. I told you, I bought a bit bold and brave. There
goes gimmick bold and brave. I think we should go check the
other two spot locations make sure there's no other two
gentlemen in here. You mean? Sure. I mean, you can't get
I suppose
Okay, we're gonna we're gonna go we just take like one quick smart real quick
Okay, no, okay
No, wait, what'd you get there's just an impact
Let's go check out the other hood limbs before we loot up
Oh, come on, Mr. Cumberjump.
Now check out the other hoodlums before we loot up.
Yeah, you dig here.
Surely, surely, surely.
It's peanut.
It's peanut.
Ow!
Again?
Are you poison now?
No.
Nope.
Nope.
I'm highly resistant.
I'm highly resistant.
Good.
Good.
Okay, good.
Good.
Good.
Godly.
What a nightmare.
I've got a quest right here.
Here we go.
Okay, here's where the spawn's right here.
Hello?
Is there 81 back there?
Is there 81 back here?
Distracted by the level.
Okay, well it looks like this guy did not spawn
or he's played the real long game
not doing this thing. Did somebody throw tasks in the can of his room?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get distracted by the loot.
Okay, okay, alright dude. Keep taking my...
Don't get distracted by the loot. Okay, clear the area.
I want you to know I've taken all the antidotes, and I'm not going to give you a single one if you can please.
You can suck it.
What?
You can suck it. That's what you can do.
I thought we were clearing the area.
There's some difference. Oh, oh here's such that that's yet
There's such in a summer outfit. Ah, I'll be taking this grab your uh, yeah, we owe an egg 17
Oh, okay. All right. Okay. Somebody must have came by taking it. I'm bringing it back. I love you
Yeah, oh another quest item. Oh
They lose some some
The other quest
Okay, all right, okay, all right
Okay, he's going pretty good. I'll take this last guy's here. Do you know these?
Wait, we might need to read these we need to read about it. No, I'm not very good read
No, no, no, didn't do nothing.
Wait, the last, wait, we do not spawn with anyone else, unless of course they sit back
there and do a nothing.
Roger that, so it's loot safe.
It's loot city time.
That's where does that key spawn again?
That's where does that key spawn?
I forgot the spot.
Oh, another boot, oh my God, another gun, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh
my God, oh my God, oh my God.
You guys, where's the key to it?
Ah, I've got to step out of here.
Where's the key to it?
Where's the key to it?
I've got this one.
There's one right here.
There's one right here.
It's out there.
The piece is one of the tractor.
Oh.
I can't tell.
I'll take it.
I still don't have a fucking...
Where?
Oh, the dog's case, because I can't find a damn horse.
If you find a horse figurine...
Of course, of course.
That's...
Oh my God.
We are number last things I'd be still fun
I'm down there
Boonside. That's another $260,000
Holy dingle. Holy dingle. I have three moonshines and three
I'm ready to joke it. Okay, this is one of the swans. Oh, it's not there
That's one of the other spots. What are these?
Oh
These are the fucking these are those the how to pass things
Wait, I'm hiding something a place in the middle room. I leave a question. I don't really know what it is
I'm placing something in the middle room
Okay, hold on. I'll stay there so I can just find you hold on
Boy pro quick
Oh, you damn it. You maybe catch my placing. Fuck you. You don't get it boy
From the middle room crowns placey something
He right next to me. He places to
I don't know what I place it
The whole chat just you missing stuff grab the axe you have the key on you
All right. All right. I'm on my own on this one. I'm gonna have to use my inflect
If use my intellect in this one. Oh, do I need to grab one more piece from this guy?
Oh, there's blueprints right here. I don't know what this is for. Maybe a quest or something. Oh
I don't know
Grenade here
Can I use it for any of the house or no they say they say you might have the grenade I need
for this quest. Oh, you did? Yo. I can't, I can't do anything else. No, it's a different
grenade. It's a different grenade. Not for you. Uh, hodge. No. No? Okay. Got it. We
have to drop it. I just deleted it, by the way, so if you're lying to me, I swear to God.
Uh, what is this? Wait, do you didn't delete the grenade, right? No, I, no, I didn't
How would I even go about doing that?
I need-
I TROCKED A GRINNADE!
Right in front of me!
That's the wrong one!
Well, that's still the thing I've got, so...
Oh, okay. Alright, well...
Hmm...
Who's he here?
Surely I can find one.
Surely? Surely you can find one? Absolutely.
I believe in you, 100%.
I've never believed in anyone more than I do right now.
Right now!
here's where he's fine it's not there he does another key spot back over here
most of the quest item here oh there's another thing over here over here
me very cool very succulent very succulent oh oh yes thank you all that's
great news thank you so much oh my goodness thank you thank you oh I got it
I got it! I got it!
I READY!
There we go. There's the money. There's the money!
There's the money boys!
There's the money boys. There's the money.
Follow me, gay, follow me boys.
Got another GPU.
What'd you get?
A military GPU.
A military GPU is that?
What's a military GPU?
No, no, no, not a military, military filter, military filter.
Oh, that's a little GPU.
Hey, let's go while he's gone.
Let's see what people he's got, let's see what people he's got.
Go back, no.
Quick, quick, he's away, he's away, he's away, he's away.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Oh my god, don't look for me. Don't look for me. I'm nowhere. I'm nowhere everyone the same exact time
Don't don't even don't even worry about it. Don't even worry
Don't even worry mr. Gibbon don't even worry. I'm not gonna lie
He was actually kind of poopy. It was actually kind of poopy-doopie. I found much better stuff outside here
This is I think I got scared. I think I got robbed
Don't
I think son of a bitch.
Oh, jeez.
You green circle?
Which green circle?
A green circle?
A green circle?
Where's this green circle at?
Oh, a ratchet.
Delicious, delicious.
Delicious, delicious.
Delicious, delicious, delicious.
Delicious, delicious, delicious.
Delicious.
Are tools kids still going for a lot or no?
Yeah, I believe they are.
Big money, I'm gonna take this one if you care, all right, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take this bad boy
I'm gonna take a little peep it is a little peep about grab this bad boy
We'll continue that search that green circle. Oh
That's the extract right? Oh another are you poison now?
Hey
I didn't even oh there it is found it. Oh, there's another quest thing over here. Oh, I'm immune to poison
I thought I told you.
Oh!
Very nice, very nice.
Ooh!
Ooh, you still have some.
Still haven't been poisoned.
Barely even scrapped.
Ooh, very nice, very nice.
Very nice, very nice.
You owe Green Circle right here?
Is this Green Circle you talking about?
To read the notes, read all six.
Huh?
Read all six.
LARGE!
Now read them.
LARGE AND STAY WITH THIS!
Bravo.
I have been one guide for Mr. gimmick.
Hold on, I must recuperate.
You one quick second here.
Okay, alright, take your time.
Alright, uh, nodes? I only have...
I only have four nodes, unfortunately.
Oh, no.
Somebody, one of us tried to tell you.
One of us, somebody tried to tell you, but...
Well, I don't recall that.
I don't recall that happening, though.
I don't believe that have happened, though.
I think, I think you may, I think you might be making that up.
Did you get the one on the table?
There was two in the, in the middle room.
Oof, I'm gonna take a little peep.
It's simply one of my favorite spots, really.
Oh!
How do you know where the XFED is?
I've seen people play this, I just haven't done it myself.
Of course, of course.
Ooh, SJ6, I'll take that, thank you very much.
Oh, how swell is it?
Oh.
Can I see more group over here?
Can't see any more group over here, dad.
Can I get a bit of coffee?
Ooh, that sounds delicious.
Hi, babe.
That sounds delicious.
Oh, I've got a little bit of coffee myself.
Oh, quite fortuitous, quite fortuitous.
Fortuitous, fortuitous.
Quite fortuitous indeed.
Oh.
The vase is just too big.
The vase is just too big.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, hello, my name is Vos.
Oh.
Oh, hold on.
I'm starving to death.
I'm starving to death.
Oh.
Would you happen to have anything that could remedy that
for a gupa?
Ooh.
Actually, tell him to take off his loose gimmick doing it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Well, that would be pretty unkind, you know?
That would be very unkind.
That would be a very unkind thing to do.
Besides, I don't want you to suffer.
I don't want you to suffer, Mr. P.
Dude, I'm so mad I died.
If you actually kill me right now, I probably would never forgive you.
I'm not gonna forgive you.
I'm not gonna forgive you.
How much money do you think you've made this run?
100% worth doing.
100% worth doing.
It's fucking crazy.
Okay, peanut, I'm in the middle room.
Here, take this, take this.
What you got from your...
Dude, kill a plank like three M80 shots.
What ammo were you using to kill him?
SMB.
Got it.
Got it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
All right, did you get the one on the table right here? You got this one?
Yeah, I got that one
There's a way you have five now. I mean I got five now. Okay, the last one's over here. Are you sure boys?
I don't remember exactly how to get there. Oh, yeah
Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, God. I said we are. This way ish. It's this way ish. This way ish. God.
You peeped so bad. Oh. You sure it's back here, boss.
Well, where's the extract? You know where that is? Yes. I thought. Right over here to the left.
Perfect.
Oh, yeah. Oh, and I got your gun.
This is worth it. Time to hundred. This is the extract right here, boss. It is.
Okay. The last one was... Okay, wait, wait, wait. There's another extract. No, no, no. It's not this one.
Okay. The other extract is over here.
Pull me, boss, pull me, boss.
You little people beyond that.
You have plenty of time.
The little people beyond that have plenty of time lots and lots of time
I think that's just a cool place to PvP in as well
mm-hmm mm-hmm
careful careful there's a trip trip okay
oh beautiful beautiful I think I'll take this bad boy as well
something this is it this is it little something oh just be one quick
moment boss is gonna take a little look at this there we go
T-plug a T-plug a T-plug of $45,000 right now really?
Oh shit. Oopsie for one spot of duty here. Oh, there's a medical who's you right there? I don't know what that is. Oh
There we go
I read all she's oh, oh we did it
Good work
Do we need a key for this? Uh, yes
Okay, so we should go out the other way. No, I have the key. Oh
Well, mm-hmm blessings blessings. There's a figurine back in my spot location
I don't know about you, but I couldn't give less fuck about that. Do you want that? Yeah?
No, I am full to the brim. Okay. Yeah. Me too. Me too. Okay. All right. We're heading on out
this was huge thank god I'm sorry
SWIRL RAID!
SWIRL RAID!
SWIRL RAID!
SWIRL RAID!
SWIRL RAID!
SWIRL RAID!
SWIRL RAID!
Oh yeah!
Excellebrate boys, excellebrate!
What a sweet treat, what a sweet line!
I don't believe any of your lies!
I didn't leave a GPU or a defibrillator
Figurine or whatever you are you are you it's it's Satan talking it's Satan's all alternate
Twits or you do a kick account?
What a sweet delight what a sweet delight what you forgot the act I'm gonna be
Die right now
Never mind. Never mind. I'm stupid boys. Hold on. You're able to let me. Oh, no, go ahead. No, I was gonna say we
I'm gonna I'm gonna do a quick sell of these and and just see how much money that was we really gains how worth it
This is yeah for sure. Oh
Little people take a little oh
Oh
Watch I got a lab with God's it was completely free for me
that's so huge that's I know that's huge that is huge that's magic oh damn so if
you get five lab there were labored in the research notes you get a ballistic
plate case what what's a research oh wait is it the black folder I don't know I
I don't know but you get a ballistic case.
Woah!
Woah!
Really, boss?
Really, boss?
Really, boss?
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Really, boss?
Really, boss?
Woah!
Really, boss?
Really, boss?
Whoooaahhhh
realize!
realize!
Wow
realize!
realize!
Woaaaahhh
realize!
realize!
Woooooow
realize!
alright you went
fuck you you went fuck you
ARRiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Oh, yeah, that's all right. I got your uh, you got inkage your mags or anything. I got your gun and your helmet
You had packed my boo. I'm gonna be honest
Why do you know me from that? I'll probably ask for it later. I think I'm gonna run a mutant
Oh, that's a tasty dollars. I put it in the safe. That's a tasty dollars. Oh, it's you saying that like you're gonna take it off my corpse. Oh
I should teach you to oh you're talking about the funny okay, I repeated sex tape me. Oh my god, dude. Send me that link I
Thought the same thing
Know I know that no I'm talking about my loot that I got from the fabric
I'm a good beat I'm a good be
That's when all you do is call me fat
I'm a good people. Well, you are you are fat. No, I'm not
What just being a German and I'd be mean
No, I'm not yes, you are yes, you are
Yeah, I am okay. All right
You know that okay, okay now. Okay. All right. You got me on that one
Okay, fuck you. Okay. That was that's not very nice
That's a very nice shit all, that's not very, that's not a very kind team to say.
You're a very unkind man. You're an unkind man and you're going to hell.
You're going to hell and you're going to burn there. You're going to burn there from
all of eternity. What are you saying? You're going to die there. You're going to die there.
You piece of crap. I'm not going to die there. I'm not. I'm taking over. You're going to take
over how that's your plan are you
saying you're gonna be the king of hell
that the plan how to come back with
what you're saying fuck you
Oh
That's okay, all right, I can't sell all of this if I had to guess this is like
To a two by two million and I got a hundred and nine nine five
240 pbbs and 90 bs so definitely yeah definitely worth it I think it's three
barely this thing is three days dude did you loot all the bodies we had to
actually invent the investigate the lab staff bodies four out of five oh crap we
He didn't.
We actually had a Lutom.
Oh no.
Or there's another.
Actually now that I've thought about it is over three because I have three GPUs which
are about 370 each that makes me at like 1.2.
I got three moonshines that are 250 each that makes me up to two already and then
I got a ton of other stuff.
So probably like yeah three million.
Three million.
Thanks for watching.
Damn bro.
Okay.
I need to make sure I don't die.
What is higher pin MA AP or BP rounds?
MAP.
All righty.
All right, I'm going giga juices, right?
Oh, oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, but to be there.
Oh, I was you sort of be with how much you were breaking.
How much you were passing.
Oh my god, you start me you start me without what you're packing
You're not
Getting some in my enjoy things like all my brain power. I'm not even lying to you
I'm I'm sitting here like having fake conversation with you guys
I'm not even part of the conversation that we're having right now, but I'm not even part of them
All right, okay, all right, we're done. We're gonna go away with new CMS. Okay. Good thing you can think it
Bring three individual CMSs with one use each
Eat I just I just ate I just ate
Oh, look at this water
There's a new room called observer room the key spawns in the hand of the dead scientists around the map you missed out
Oh my
Yeah, I'm getting wait guys apparently things to say peanut
There's a new room called the observer room the key spawns in the hand of the dead scientists around the map you missed
Oh my god
Yeah, I'm barely miss a lot of things wait. Is the key in the lab with was the key back on shoreline
In the lab, no way, no way.
You can also move the axes now, die immediately, die at once, only helpful messages, only
helpful messages guys.
You also got to loot the axe, alright, okay, alright.
Get in there.
I'm never going to elaborate the game after this.
This is the last time you see me go elaborate.
This is the last time. This is the last time.
Let's drive.
Are you guys ready?
I'm ready.
I'm not stuck.
I'm telling you dude, if you were alive right there, oh, you would have gotten rich boss
It was I don't care about the money balls. I need that damn stem. Oh, the TV TV. Yeah, oh
Apparently it's a hundred percent spawn down in the spike pets jump off and die
You sit there in silence you sit there and you think you think about what you good
Like I got food guys. I ate the food. I was that more food in my butthole
That's you technology. I for one what care about the money
Be as well me as well
I have like two million rubles and I know that's something a lot
But I actually sat here for like an hour and a half off stream and sold most of the shit my scab junk boxes
So there is no fallback man. There is no fallback man
No, you're most of the time when I'm poor. I'm like, oh, I'm poor, but I got some time I can sell this
I mean, I still got a couple things obviously, but the majority of it is God
Jordan is God now after that run not any more
Let's RIDE!
I
That's right.
That's right.
I...
What?
What?
Oh, I always spawn in like 10 seconds after you guys.
I assume you're just heading straight to resort.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, I'll give you 50 KG if you pay the bike.
Oh, right now, I see an airplane on suit.
I was going to go, be in close contact with Orange Watch
to sit here and get a drink.
I was going to come back after the update,
but they wanted me to come back before the update.
I said, well, you know what I said, well, I said,
fuck it.
I was going to come back after the update, man.
But they were like, oh, come back.
Well, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
He comes here, he comes here playing a bit.
He comes here playing a bit.
He comes here playing a bit pretty good.
Um, mm-hmm.
Dang it.
My gosh, dang dang.
L, you can shove it.
You can shove it with your butt.
You see, Sanitar, do not kill him please.
Dive.
Dive.
3BTG.
War Dogs, you were playing War Dogs 100%.
We're playing War Dogs this weekend.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I just know what I just know LP that sell out to have you tried bending over and licking
the pill.
Oh, it's an endearing experience.
It's an endearing experience.
Have you tried putting it in your pooper?
I suggest giving it a shot.
All right, I'm over the door. I'm over the door like hold on hold on. I'm going to the swimming pool room right now
30 seconds away just low on
All right, okay this time we can't forget to get the key off the bodies in all five bodies. Yep
Starting it
jubi-jubi-jubi
alright guys, this is my friends right here
puzzle time, puzzle time
oh, oh you like that, oh you like that, oh yeah you like that
I'm working for my dollar, I'm working for my dollar
oh, let's ride
what the hell, let's ride
something wet just hit my leg
I'm sorry you're a little excited. I hate some guys. I've got a group of flustered
By the way, dude, I just I just started saying it just aren't seeing those clips. You know
how you see a that guy who's a guy lost lost polos. Yeah, you know, they like speed his
voice up and then his voice goes down and then it gets really deep and stuff.
I just started seeing clips of people doing that for me, dude.
And I sent the discord, but I'm saying it again, guys.
If you guys make peanut content, I'm like, take dog web, please God,
do more than speeding up and slowing down.
It's my fucking favorite.
I saw it.
It was like, it was when we were playing Ark.
I think I was talking to Tim and Tapman.
And we were talking about how in the military you had to go,
you had to spread your butt cheeks open so they could check for hemorrhoids.
And they were like, it was like speed up.
I was like, yeah, they got it in spigot,
but she's the type of animal he eats.
And that's all cool now,
but I don't really know what head boys have to do
with me blowing the guy's face off with my AR-15.
It was funny at the clip.
But it was funny at the clip, it was funny at the clip.
It was funny at the clip.
It's an old classic.
It's a classic, it's a classic, it's a classic,
it's a classic.
So if you made peanut content,
please make some more of those.
I love seeing him.
Get ready to die, ready to die, ready to die.
Ready to die.
If you consider playing repo,
we used to play repo all the time,
but there's so many different repos now,
we don't really play that time again anymore.
It's been re-scanned and re-has like 20 times.
It's like, it's old news.
That once that game that we played on Saturday
It was, uh, Veto? Veto?
No, wait. Gimp?
No, hold on.
Zord! Zord! That!
That was a fun game.
I want to play that again. I want to play that again.
That was a fun game.
I just had a headache.
I had already been on the street for like ten hours.
I was, I was, I was a little out of it.
I was a little out of it.
I don't play that when we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're
probably ready to go.
Mm-hmm. Oh!
Locking.
Locking!
I
Let's do this shit boys
Let's do it. Oh
Different puzzle. I was hoping I'd get the same puzzle me as well
Okay, what do I do here there's there's a bunch of green gas enemy
You're all she worried. I just wanted you guys figured out and I'm gonna go out there and kill kill articulate
You guys are doggy
Sounds good. You're at the green gas, Mr. gimmick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Green gas ahead of the green
Google a gas. I have two grenades on each side of me wires, tripwires. Oh, with the
gap with the steam coming out of the pipes. I see green steam. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait,
it's one of them's a tunnel. One of them's like a square. Who's in the square? Who's in the tunnel? I'm in
I think I'm in a square
You guys didn't see that either come on
You guys didn't see that either come on guys and be so for real
Let's be so for real guys
Mm-hmm seems unfair. I would be a very skeptical to be very skeptical of that
Hotch you're looking for a blowtorch and miss you give me keep looking for a key
That was me
Let me think about what you guys are on the map
Wait, give me- you're alone. There's bad guys on your left and right.
Hunch, I'm on your left, bad guy on your right.
Got it?
Roger that.
Can I just disarm these grenades and I'm good?
I don't know.
I do. There's no way. There's no way.
Maybe that leads you in the next room.
There's gotta be something else you do.
There's a vault you have to walk, Mr. Hatch.
Otherwise, that'd be just a huge advantage.
Shhh.
Stay quiet.
Oh, are you a lot of guys moving?
A lot of guys, a lot of guys, a lot of guys.
I repeat, a lot of guys.
Alright, I got the blowtorch.
Very sneaky.
Shhh!
Shhh!
Interesting game right here.
For maximum efficiency.
I'm still locked in, so kill everything on site.
I
First wave of guys is dad to get it and Kayla. I don't know where they are, but first first we've got some bad boys
I'm out of my room
Okay, so I'm moving left my side. We meet up the case out of the moonlight
He's out of the goodnight.
You sweet sucky love to each other.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do.
I don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do.
Let me up gobs
My shooting a bullet P. Oh, yeah, it's just should be a look at 40 of them
It's one. Okay. I have something to my
Have something on me where this maid's gonna be
Fucking
It's to go I think
Yeah, I'm coming towards you
She put you see oh wait. I had to go in the middle
He's not nice to you, everything.
He's going towards me, he's going towards me.
I'm out boys.
He goes down, he goes down, he goes coming to Kevill.
Kill him, just one, kill him, just one.
He comes here.
Kill him down. BAM!
Nice job, B.
Good thing, uh...
Do you think this episode is easy?
Do you think there's a place?
Uh, I believe there's only players left.
And then also I think there's a technically enchanted,
there's a second wave of like the regular guys.
Okay, okay. Listen, I'm out.
You said I'm surrounded on both sides.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
I got you. I'm coming.
Kaka! Kaka!
You guys are not near me.
Kaka! Kaka!
Oh
I heard something else P. Yeah, I'm looting the body right now. Oh my
He bird noise give it
Can you get you little bird
oh my god no way no way no way no way I just found 200 rounds of 7.6 to my 39
BP I'm joking I'm joking oh my goodness is this you guys in here
Move your head, move your head.
Max, move Max, move Max.
Watch out, boys. I've seen so many grenades.
And you can't take the axe!
You can't take the axe!
The entire container's old man!
Oh, that was a fly. I thought I heard a door open.
Have we checked the other player spawns?
No, I have not. These boys go all check that together.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Okay.
dropping kill his armor it's completely unstopped if anybody wants it
as you move back here hello hello hello hello check out your job me or to
take this place part together come on let's
It's a little sweet treat, a little sweet treat.
Oh deep-fimple, okay, okay.
All right, all right.
The door's closed, I'm assuming it hasn't done it yet.
Are you serious?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Got the hat.
That was a real good day, man.
I was literally gonna see the doctors to your house.
I'm starting to lose again.
Oh my God, it's shit.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I have nothing left.
We got the key, we got the key, we got the key, we got the key.
I got the horse.
I couldn't see my butt immediately.
Oh, you took the hands?
Oh, you took the hands?
I read that and then it took the legs.
Who would have finished my brain to punch you?
Yeah, right there.
Look at the hands, look at the hands.
But you just found one on the ground?
I have not.
Yeah, a horse, a horse.
Not a dog scared of someone.
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
I really know where exactly to lose. Is it just like in every corner, just loot?
Ooh, we're got somewhere.
Pretty much...
So, where's your man?
Over there.
So, here, over there.
Over here, and over there, and over here.
Over there, and over here, and over there, and over here.
I'm not getting as much decided last time.
I think there's two guys on the map that's doing everything.
Well, that was a ridiculous clue.
Confirm my analysis, but I think it might be true. I haven't looted anything. Okay
Pretty sure you say quote and FD very nice
Well, you know
DMFD adjacent. Oh, is this the secret room must be I don't see that I was in a key add
That's not the secret room. Is that the secret room, I bear?
Oh yeah, we need to find the last scientist.
Yeah, the secret, the super secret, the super secret, super secret room.
Super secret science, man.
Super secret science.
Secret science.
Is this the super secret science?
Secret science.
It's against the law, so it's secret science.
Oh, you still haven't found the fifth guy yet.
What did you need?
What stem did you need, Hutch?
BBTG.
BBTG.
Where's the secret science guy?
Well, that's not what that is.
I don't see the super secret science man.
Are you guys running right now?
Yes, I am.
I don't see the super secret science man.
Super secret science man.
Super secret science, man.
Super secret science?
The Tomahiti Knife!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I heard whatever warrior possesses the strength of the Tomahiti Knife
has impotence.
Problems.
A hex with a level four plate.
Oh, don't have it.
It feels confusing.
I
Coach you not we have lab coats the science guy is in the new room
What labs codes last time you should be a room on where all the spawns are well
I mean wait hold on you see in the last scientists. Oh the last scientist is in the key room
We got certain the other scientists to get the key
BTG anywhere
Yeah
That makes sense
What you say that guys the best thing I've found so far is a Bitcoin
Do you want to see the science man key I
Haven't seen it now
I'm any question. I've checked the hands of like every scientist and I just I just have not seen it
It's on the scientists exclusively I don't know they said to take the hands of the
science man I've been looking at all the hands I'm see nothing oh wait there's a
quest near me don't know what it is but there's a quest near me okay I think I'm
Where hutch came out because the doors open here. Oh, I'm in big score
Oh
Everybody's saying you have the key already. No, I don't do what these keys go to
Unless this whole thing has been prank and there is no new room these keys do not open a new room
I know exactly what both these keys go to
Oh wait
Okay, I did that. I just need to investigate one more body. There is one more thing over
here P, you need it. It's where the pile of bodies is in the hallway. Just keep going
back towards the spawn. There's like three piled regular scav bodies.
Oh, yeah, oh
Okay, oh use another scientist. I only object this side is yet
Or someone did I think oh, I found another voice oh and a touch is oh
How many things we need we need I don't know I don't know what's going on
Please don't be poisoned, please don't be poisoned. I don't know
goodness oh no what's going on it's a thing is a mission I don't know what's
going on oh I got you you go come grab one for me yeah we had right here in
the middle you wash you wash you get to get
Mm-hmm. Thank you. Mm-hmm. Let's see
Let me see
I'll say some boys and people for this. Oh, I'm good now
What's that noise I just heard open
Ooh, a GPU! What the hell was that?
What was that?
The V-Track?
Ooh, could be anything, I don't know.
Oh, he unlocked the door?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, wow.
No, that door I don't have the key to, but I do have the key to this door.
And I'm getting rich.
I'm getting rich! I'm getting rich!
Whoo!
Little graphics processing unit was...
Ray tracing purposes.
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Dude, I just wanna get this fucking...
Mm-hmm.
I wanna get this quest done.
That's what I wanna do.
I need XP more than money.
I'm kind of rich.
I need XP too.
I just don't know how to do this quest.
I looked at all the scientists' hands,
but I don't see no key.
Apparently, there's one.
There's a, uh...
Hold on.
I'm getting word.
No 3BTG?
No, of course you're not. No 3BTG, no.
Yeah.
We did not, didn't, give it, if I did?
No, it's already dead, but it does.
Oh, damn it, damn it.
I don't know where this key is.
So this ain't making no darn sense. I'll tell you what partner. I'll tell you what
So, okay, hold on. Let's okay guys. Let's just agree not to steal from each other's backpacks
Let's drop a pack back to the most we can move really easy like yeah
Down okay, okay. Okay. I'm gonna drop it back right here. Oh wait. I can't because it contains items
It can't be transferred. All right. Hold on. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Okay. Mine to the middle
Are we all stick together and we all looked around?
We're trying to get familiar with the map. I'm gonna go ahead and pick my backpack. I'm back up. I don't trust either of you at all
Oh, I'm not I'm not gonna start anything
Listen, you're the only one that
Permission that if I see someone stealing from my backpack, I can unload a whole magnet to him
You guys don't have permission for mission granted permission granted. All right permission granted
I will less. It's a terrible accident
No, I won't know it's the it's the back of the middle of the map read circle
I will hesitate not even a little about even say anything. I will blab
No, I'm looking at the science and I don't know this kid research just the science is if they can be somewhere else
I feel like
I've been fucking scammed
Yeah, well only the white coat guys have it only the white coat guys
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been looking I've checked three. I've checked like a bunch. I'm sure I
Do is it a is it a quest item? I need to quest keep it this way. I was a loot there, too
What's your opinion is not 100% spawn rate
And there it is that would you are we sure that would be crazy. Oh really it is 100%
moderate. Oh, I'm at the door is what you're all talking about. Is it from right here with
the pig? No, that's a pillow. That's not the door is doing behind you that you can't
cheat though. I thought I was at door two. How do we get this door unlocked? I don't
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if we can.
I started with a scientist.
I checked four scientists, 100% looking for the fifth.
Should I just Google it?
I feel like this is a good idea.
Yeah, it might be worth the Google.
Oh, just missed it, oh, the last guy.
I feel like I just missed it.
They said the same thing to me and it was a deception.
Okay.
Don't get your hopes up.
Okay.
Oh, they were not lying, I literally got it.
Ha ha ha ha.
For you.
Beautiful.
Yeah, it was innocent, thank you boys, thank you gentlemen, thank you boys, thank you gentlemen.
Thank you boys, thank you boys, all right, all right, now let's go see what tasty treats
are in there.
Let's go see what tasty treats are in here.
I think whoever got the keys to me had first dibs, first dibs, I died first round,
fuck everybody.
First dibs on the key, first dibs, first dibs, yeah, of course, of course.
I'll be where it actually is the pig head right there. I'll do it wait
This one right here
Oh
I'll be bartering for it. I'm not that
Got it locate the squad leader
If this guy can move his fat ass, that would be very nice.
I'm not doing anything you tell me.
What squad leader? What squad leader? We tell mine.
What squad leader? I don't know.
Says we got to eliminate squad leader.
We got to eliminate squad leader.
We got to eliminate squad leader.
Wait, wait, look at this.
Look at the security camera here.
Look at this. What? Where?
There's a dude. There's a guy in the pig room.
Where?
There's a dude just standing there in the pig room.
there in the pig room is that not live oh that's a record oh yeah you can see
the play button on there that's our line these are live up here
oh that was a mystery there's a mystery of some sort oh oh oh so now what do we
do our quest we compete it listen to the audience from the office figure out
What happened to the bear squad we highly feel what oh, yeah to the tapes
Do you see me at the tape recorder on them by chance?
No, no, is this tape recorder right here work?
You're to go to a raid with the tape recorder to do it your lobby recording on the table recording on the table
Can everybody look that I got the audio team knows how the team was in his hand. It's right down here
Oh, it's in his hand. Oh there it is. I see it
I'm just gonna squeeze by and take that by the way.
Okay, so we just have to listen to that?
You can listen to the high note.
In this dash.
Alright, let's leave.
Oh, 3BTG, 3BTG.
Sir, okay, let's...
What do you got, poor chief?
What about...
What do you think?
What big man?
Boom.
Okay, that is garbage, but you know what?
You're my friend Mr. Hudson.
You know what? You don't want to keep your garbage.
That's too garbage.
And that's the punishment.
Somebody said it's these guys.
We need to inspect these guys.
Inspect them?
Well, I guess that means search.
What is it?
What are you being specked up?
I just did it. I just did it.
You did it?
It just completed.
Really?
Yeah.
He's with us right here.
Oh!
This one, this one, this one.
Wait, what quest are you doing right now?
Who's the squad leader?
I don't know.
The Labyrinth.
I'm just trying to...
You can see like how part of the group should probably be part of it.
Locate the squad leaders right here.
You might have rested the group.
Hmm. Oh, my did not work for you. I would have a way so you've obviously looted more bear squad guys than I have
I'll move another guy. Oh, you still don't have the final
Did you check mark the figure what happened to the bear squad?
It's the it's the white. You got a loot. You got to actually loot all five white scientists white coat scientists
Have you check marks figure out what happened to the bear squad is that check mark?
No, okay. All right, so I think that's gonna be that's paired with the tape
All right, let's go to the lobby and listen to the tape follow me
They're Bobby. Wait, how do we get inside of them?
Room and wait, I don't know if you can get to the big room. Where's you get to the pig room? What's part of the quest?
You can't you can't you can't you can't
Is this one what is this question?
Locate and obtain any evidence of torture.
Oh, wait, what is that quest?
If I have that quest, what's that quest?
Oh, you all don't have that quest?
No, I have that quest. I didn't study it a long time ago. I forgot.
Is it a side quest?
I don't know. It just says, the therapist, this tape sucks.
Locate and obtain any evidence of torture. It's the tape.
It's the tape, it's the tape.
Now listen to that and stash.
Do you know that they actually used this?
It's called a tape recorder.
And they used that before we had Spotify.
Wait, do I get out of the ring?
I'm out of the ring, yeah, I'm out.
Oh wait, I think I remember how to get out.
You just, did you, oh, okay, you got it, okay.
It's celebrate, gentlemen, it's celebrate.
There's just one or two more pieces to do.
Either we suck that place dry!
No, no, no, I'm getting just a final couple of every bit matters.
I'm getting tons of XP because I keep killing Tequila and killing him.
I'm getting like 40,000 each time.
Dude, that extract is instant.
Did we drink there for ten tears?
I thought I know.
Straight quick cold turkey about two weeks ago.
That is really quick.
Your quick wit and comedy has got me through these rough nights.
You may not realize that you have a lot of people.
Thanks, Pete.
She is that boy.
Don't forget.
Don't forget.
That's very good to hear, Mr. Well, that's very good to hear, brother.
That's very good to hear, sir.
That is very good to see you, brother.
That's very good to hear, sir.
That is Godspeed, sir.
Godspeed.
God speed, good sir, God speed, God speed, but well,
I actually will, I actually just so happen to be taking
a drink at this specific time, but it is unrelated.
You know what?
I'm gonna turn away.
I'm gonna turn away at this drink out of solidarity
for Mr. Wolf.
Ah, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
Mm.
3 whole seconds fighting real demons before he was
spied on that. I wasn't certain. I wasn't certain yet. I didn't think about that one for a second. I had to think about that one for a second. I had to ponder. I had to ponder.
What did you see besides?
The Labyrinth research notes. I guess I didn't pick those up. I thought I did.
There's a lot of notes in there, boss. It'd be easy to miss one.
It says I had zero out of five, but I had the shit ton on me. Well, did you know you don't all you to read up?
Go but don't go double click I am
No, they're attached attached. Oh, they are gone. Oh, well you suck. I did I clicked on every single one of them
No, no
No, okay, you're a liar liar in your pants. They're very hot
They're very hot due to subsequent
Flames that require oxygen
got it. You guys know how to listen to your tape. Handbook. Go to handbook. What? They're
in the hand. Info items, audio tapes to see scientist's audio tape. Wait, the handbook?
On the bottom? I've never used this in my whole life. Me neither. I had to find it.
On the bottom, there's a thing called handbook. You go to info items, audio tapes. Oh, okay,
Oh, okay, okay, let me listen to it.
How am I listening?
No available recorder.
You sold your recorder.
I need the money, boss.
I need the money.
I think you can buy.
Oh, mechanic sells a recorder for a trade.
Okay, please tell me something reasonable, please.
Okay, all right, okay, that's, okay, that's, okay, it's, it's, it's easily reasonable.
Decently reasonable.
Yeah, that's fine.
That, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's, that'll work.
Okay, good quarter.
We got it.
I was just listening and see what's going on down there in that lap.
Wait, are we going back to labyrinth?
I don't know.
I'm gonna listen to this.
I'm gonna listen to this recorder real quick.
I just bought one! Where's your time scamming me mechanic scam me?
Oh, okay, I already had a recorder too, so I just bought a second fucking recorder
Equipment, oh that would be very helpful information
30 seconds ago
30 seconds, why'd you say that first?
Now let me go ahead and pop that on it like you do, like you do.
We did.
We did.
No.
No, you didn't.
Sorry, buddy.
It's the way it is.
I don't make the rules.
Sorry.
No, you didn't.
Nope.
All right.
Let's see what's going on.
Sorry, buddy.
Sorry, buddy.
Sorry, buddy.
Sorry.
Sorry.
No, you didn't.
No.
all right let's see what's going on let's see what's going on we got to go to
pier now and read the labyrinth report
I was so ready to be so immersed.
I was so ready to be in the zone, listening to the tape, figuring what would happen down
there in that labyrinth and then some guy speaking pig lat drunk as a scum acting
like he was doing karaoke is the one reading this thing off I horrible
terrible all right okay I never mind I guess I'm not gonna be immersed I guess
I'm not gonna be immersed hmm okay now the question I really have one more
question do we go back to lab read what I don't wait two new key cards well
maybe gotta hate you I think we need I said we just go to that room and you got
two key cards yes I still have one more mm-hmm I have one more as well well it
might have been for killing to Gila the first time I went to that's why when
I got him. You haven't done that yet. Let's do where is that room? What does it tell us to do again?
Just read the lab and facility research report. We got to go to the pier. It seems the documents
were thrown in the drain. Hopefully they didn't get washed to the bay. Hand over the audio tape
Yeager. Yeager is unlikely to take my word for it. So it's best if I give them the tape I found.
Well, let's we give Missy Yeager the... Okay, well the tape is gone... The tape is gone...
Um... Hey, I lost the tape as soon as I played it. How do I give it to Yeager?
you just go talk to Yeager, just go talk to us, Lord have mercy, I think I'll tell you a little chit chat, maybe I can remember what the Dave said and just regurgitate it all over up
Okay, okay, I did something
Don't keep them tamed the lab with the facility research reports. We need to go to the pier. Why are you saying that gimmick idiot?
Wait what?
What gimmick you've wasted our time with your silly business
How is it anything fucking done with silly goose at our disco?
But I wait what did I do?
help
Help hodge someone out move his penis at once. No, all right gimmick
Stay silent even stay silent. You've heard this
Yes.
Touch, remove it.
Please.
Take him. Take him.
As big as it's been removed.
All right, give it to me.
Victory.
Which one do I do? Is he joining me?
It's a cheese accent. Hey there, Mr. Knott.
My name is Cheese. Today is my birthday.
A nine-year anniversary in the year.
Happy birthday, please.
Oh, that's whimsical and full of bad
You guys ready for a fun filled exciting time we're going to the pier right
I
Can you believe this guy
If you're not gonna be helpful mr. gimmick then you can just get a lot out of here all right
See you guys. I'll see you guys later. No, you won't. We'll never see us again. No, that's right
It was nice getting to know you guys at a great time.
Oh, you guys, you got a question for Steve Deitch Boys.
I thought we had something natural.
I was going to invite you to the party.
We were using you for your body.
Second wedding, but not that I was using you for your body.
But if I did, I was going to invite you to my second wedding,
just just in case.
Have you told your wife about that yet?
No, no, no.
There's no plans.
We're doing great.
You got to invite us to the wedding after?
Just in case oh, you know, it's it's just a backup plan. It's all you can have a plan B. That's right. That's right
Respectable. That's very a move. That's right. Yeah
okay
The quarter is still in special. Do I took it out? What's it's only like nine? All right. I'm good. We like nine dollars
I'm good. I'm good. I ain't bring I'm saving that other kid. That's gonna be my
It's the only kid that will do anything in labyrinth that I have all everything else bolster is gonna bounce up
Well, you didn't even shoot anyone at any point. This is not I took your advice
She wasn't
My goop stop
Handling me. What the sector having with those five
Decent kid on I just
762 by 51 because that's the only thing that could even possibly
the live or not? No, we don't
go into the peer. We're going to
read the report.
You're going to read the report.
You're going to read the
report.
You're going to read the report.
I did turn the question. I turned the question.
I swear. I swear. I got it.
I'm bringing them four then. Just
two seconds.
Quick, two seconds.
I just don't want to lose my mutin in my good ammo
See you guys I have to serve kids I have to serve kids. I've got 18 uses. I got good boys
My girlfriend said I want you to botch tell your gay and move to Italy
I'm trying to go to the pier.
Don't yell at me.
Don't you yell at me.
Or again.
That's tech.
That's tech.
That's new tech.
I'm gonna tell you what about it.
You and me,
between you and me was that's new technology.
Don't let it get out.
We're gonna get out.
Look out.
See that?
Okay, see right there, guys.
That would be a perfect opportunity
for one of the fast voices and then the low, large voice.
Okay, all right, so I'm gonna need someone
to whip that up for me right now, okay?
All right, so this is what it's supposed to look like.
Okay, it's supposed to go really fast and high-pitched.
Hey, gonna find this one that he wants to see?
Tell her you're good and move to Italy.
That right there.
see how that works now make the videos and put them on TikTok so I have to see
what I can watch
hi boss thank you sir you've served your country proud you're serving your
country problem oh let's ride
You boys ready for a great raid?
Yeah!
Yes, says the team.
You are the team, is that what you're about to say?
Says the team.
Unless your name is Simon.
That's right, says the team.
No, you're awesome.
You don't have to say it, says the team, is your on the team.
The team is already saying it.
Roger, that says the team.
No, you're awesome.
You don't have to say it says that he was your on the team and she was already
saying Roger that says the team.
Roger that says the team copy says the team leader.
I'm glad to see a second in command to the team leader.
You the assistant regional manager to the team leader.
Only way I accept the position of the assistant to the
assistant to the regional manager.
I accept welcome a board well maybe we should check for the
doings real quick on top of the hill to a right I don't need to kill them
Oh
They're not there I looked for like two seconds. Okay, they're not there. I
Thank you
I said be helpin Jake
I have a feeling whoever he chooses is gonna die. No, so it'll bounce it'll bounce get the lucky perk
Yeah, the greatest decision he ever made baby. He's not just a check the goons to our right by the way
No
That was thunder. There's a storm coming in. Oh
Yeah, that's a hundred percent more plausible than a grenade
We can kill what they're called now by the way, it's shady, but I got my thick case. Oh good. Okay. I
Watch out for who lives coming on that beach
Yeah, they had to come on that beach all the time
Even after they said they put the notice out for everyone to stop coming on the beach
Yeah, even after they put the notice out for stop coming on the beach. I'm telling you go down there
You see how you get stuck in the sand before you get to the ocean
Comfort it out on the beach
You know, I don't know which is worse the beating on the beach epidemic or
people not picking up after their dog shit epidemic I've always wanted to go to
a nude beach who is like if you were close to a nude beach they like cast you
out and what if you only this means to be able to people to be able to feel to
be able to be on cheese come right here come right here right here right
the end of the show they completely out of stand right now oh shit
left side
okay ripped one definitely feeling that nine millimeter right okay I got him I
got him I got him that's the one that's further away that's a job I'm gonna push
up a place I'm going in dang I just saw him and I'm stuck in this pole hello
Oh, Paul.
Here, here, here.
Here, here.
Here.
Oh.
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
What?!
You have a gun?
Came to the top of his head?!
Dude, how many times-
I'm never using nine millimeter again never ever again
No
No, that's not how you do it gimmick. That's not how you do it. Nope. I
Am never
See how much like he was all wrong absorbed by a sweaty fat
772 absorbed by armor. Okay. Hold on now. Okay. Hold on
Okay, okay, hold on, let's all rewind for just one moment here, okay, let's all rewind
for one, let's just slow our roll, let's slow our roll, okay, this guy is 204 hours and
He just killed three guys whose job it is to play this game.
Now, I don't know about you guys, but my furniture is levitating right now.
There's a wizard in the premises.
I'm not saying this is him.
The wizard could be somewhere else.
But he is not one, not two, not three, but four achievements that literally zero percent
of the game have.
seven I hear the voice of darkness and thesis
Ah, of course, ah, I also got
Three achievements that zero percent of players have in my first two hundred dollars. Ah, of course, of course
That right there is a wizard that right there's a wizard. He's cast and spells
He's shooting fireballs at us. He's easy. Let me tell you that there's a wizard
That there's a wizard
Cheating his dick off. Cheating his penis up a hundred percent even even got no more. He ain't got no more. He is smooth down there
You wouldn't even be walking with the nude beats
Absolute shit and all the armor
God tier
They're gonna make you not able to access good ammo until max traders and
Quest lock and all this bullshit, then they should then every fucking piece of armor should be level three
Guys guys nice
Yes, I just
You think if you went to like a nude beach fully cloned with a pair of binoculars they would like do something about it
Now that's a good stream idea right there.
I'm not sure we're talking about but I totally agree.
Do you think you can get in trouble for going and taking pictures of people and then posting
them online and then they'll be like I didn't give you permission to take a picture of my
penis and you're like boy you're on a nude beach?
Yeah I'm pretty sure that actually is, no wait is that legal because they were in
a public space.
I don't know.
Is that legal?
I think that might be legal.
Hmm
I think that might be legal. Hey, what are you doing? I'm taking a picture of your penis
Take a picture of your balls sir. You have excellent ones. Sir, you have immaculate balls. May I take a picture?
Sir, your balls hang perfectly low. May I capture this photo to remember the moment?
Is that what I say to the 90 year old man on the new beats with his wife?
No, I did not. I was taking a selfie and your penis was the only thing captured
Yes, I was taking a selfie and my head just so happened to be between your legs
These Fandango cameras are very difficult. I thought I dropped a quarter
May I check your butthole, sir
I thought that was tough.
When I died, I thought to myself, well, that was quick and then he died and I thought that was faster and then giving died and I thought, yeah, that's a wisdom.
I thought to myself well
That was quick and then P died and I thought that was faster and then giving died and I thought yeah
That's a wizard Harry
I saw where's it Harry?
That's a wizard Harry. That's that that's a wizard. That's a wizard. Uh, just really quickly really
New beaches I know I'm getting really into this new beats thing, but is everybody just you'd be banging. Is everybody
banging I mean
I mean, just think about this for a second.
Think about this for a second.
Like, think about this for a second.
If it ain't sexual, then why even do it in the first place?
It's all like it's comfortable.
I mean, guys, we all know what goes on.
I mean, it ain't comfortable to be naked.
You should just slap it around.
It ain't even comfortable.
So if it ain't comfortable, it's
got to be for sexual purposes.
And if it's for sexual purposes,
that everybody just gotta be bangin'.
You haven't met many hippies in your life,
down there in Texas.
Let me tell you, hippies are a different classification
of individual.
Try, don't attempt to understand them.
But I, they truly are, I think, I don't think it's sexual.
I think they're just, they just want walking around naked.
They just want to walk around naked?
They're just strange people.
They're just strange people.
And then a lot of them, if he's in there,
you know they're mostly harmless,
you know, very nice, scary people,
but they're very strange.
So it's not an uneven tan.
That's where it is.
Ooh, I'm not scared of it.
That's where it is.
Yes, because in some of the dogs in my bag,
they're horrible.
I am the nude beats professional.
Thank you, I am, thank you.
Oh, that's where it, that's gotta be what it is.
That's gotta be what it is.
100% 100% 100% 100%
Got a tan your butthole. I don't know about a tan your butthole. I don't know about tan your butthole
I don't really know. Honestly, dude. It's just it just intrigues me. It's an interesting subject
it's like the tanning your butthole wasn't that like a popular thing like a year ago from
like like those like guys on YouTube who were like get your T levels up like by my butthole
tanner I'm pretty sure what you're watching now I think this was like literally like
Tucker Carlson was selling a device to tan your butthole. I'm sorry. Let me just make sure I'm in
the conversation with you. You say Tucker Carlson. Yeah, I'm selling a butthole tanner.
I'm looking at double checking just double double checking for all the same page making sure
you guys are the same page. I just want to make sure I'm on the same page.
Am I on the same page?
Hold on.
Oh sorry, testicle tanning.
Tucker Carlson promoted testicle tanning.
A form of red light therapy meant to boost testosterone.
I literally nailed it except it was the balls, not the butthole.
Alright?
Let's ride!
Chuckie LJ-8 sent. Peanut, you better lock in.
Or those little peanut testicles are getting chopped off, and I'm keeping your shaft as a souvenir.
What just happened?
I
Locked in I'm locked in sure your testicles are tan tan just right how you gonna bite that? Oh, I'm using Tucker Carlson's new testicle banner
Sir
Rocket it. Oh, I know that we can make a lot of money. How so ball tanner ball tanner
That's it ball tanner. I want to be like a little is it like a little cup you just dip them in you like
Dip me down and put them in a cup that like emanates UV light. I know what it is
I I don't know who you think you're asking here chief
Yeah, let me just check you got my Tucker Carlson certified ball tanner real quick.
I'll take out one.
Oh, I got it right here actually.
Let me grab it.
Yeah, use Gepidette.
It's like a red solo cop filled with mud oil.
I thought you'd attached it to your gamer chair.
Yeah, attach it.
It's a card little hole in your gamer chair.
So when you sit down, they just dip right in.
You know what I do?
How's your leg?
You know what I do?
How's your leg?
You know what I do?
How's your leg?
You know what I do?
How's your leg?
You know what I do?
How's your leg?
You know what I do?
How's your leg?
You know what I do?
How's your leg?
to go and slam through the what's it called icebreaker icebreaker that's the
new carry service I guarantee you that's what those guys are doing maybe maybe
you go over there they killed everybody they take them through the icebreaker and
they get a merch I killed his stupid friend well yeah well he's got to pay
good work mr. David good work I don't know why the the guy that has the
cheats wouldn't be in the front
I was I know I killed his buddy he was me back on the
he was the guy who was initially
I can't move
I hit him I hit him if they shot literally anyone else
That would be great!
That'd be great dude!
I'm dead.
You're the last one alive.
You're the last one alive, bud.
Two are dead, and there's one more.
You got this, bud!
There is a chance I killed the third on top of that mountain.
I
Before I stand
It could be it could be a little a little bush man.
I think I think we might have caught them all.
There's one right there.
He's peeling up in those bushes.
No, no, no, to the top right of the guy you looked at.
Yep, look up right there.
You're looking right at him.
That guy right?
Oh, a little bit down.
Oh, no, no, no, no, that's the first guy we got.
There's two dead guys right in front of you.
I know, I know.
There was three though.
I thought you were counting, I thought you were stopping one.
I was confused.
Hello?
Can you please reveal your position?
Oh, tactics.
Can you please reveal your position?
You've got a lot to learn, guys. A lot to learn.
They're all dead.
They're all dead. You can see the third body right there.
Yeah, I think I killed the third guy.
The third guy's right there, you see him?
Yeah, you killed.
No, no, no. I don't see the-
Oh, you're right there.
Okay, they're dead, they're dead, oh lord have mercy.
Get rich, get rich, get rich, get rich.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Incredible, incredible.
I will be bringing a trim at all
from this point forward for the rest of time.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay.
What are their names, Kimmick, what are their names?
Uhh, this one is faux...faux-en...faux-enim-o-on.
Faux-enim-o-on.
Is that a phase four in the one?
Phase four in the one.
Oh my goodness.
What are the chances we're out of that guy?
Did you guys have crazy kits that I need to grab?
Ahh, see, you already gonna be pretty fat.
I'd rather just get back into a game.
Sound like that.
Sounds good.
You can grab my M4 that'll be cool.
Sounds good. Hey, you see that you see a hutch? I was being selfless and now you being your view greedy. You know what?
I want my gun. I want my gun. You know, it's not worth it. I'm worth it. I want my guy. I got one kill
This is gonna be tough boys
My god, my gun is far superior to his first
Spirits
Superior first period. Oh shit. I have a little five plates in there a k-50 loaded with AP bullets a hundred of them
Oh, I got two kills
You got wait then usually get the person that is they killed someone
Is that who does it got the most who between me and hot skills money because that's who deserves
They got the most we give both your damn guns, all right
Give both your damn gun
That's right. That was a trick. I started the race that we can win
I started that started the game that only we can win anyways
You watch leave mine
Little bit of this oh
Oh
It should give the peers open and that's why you're quick as extract
Oh, I hate getting rid of PPM
Do what I gotta do
Pure yeah, yeah, you're right you're right. You're right. Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm a truck peanut and hot you were over here
We're here somewhere right
We pull ya pack a lighthouse is closest
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was to your left gimmick
I'm getting word to let you know gimmick that your camera is doing just fine and nothing is wrong with it
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah
It's a feature it's a new feature feature
If you can't find it it's all good
Fuckin' little scan.
Ah, fuck him.
Fuck him.
Hold on.
I'm gonna go prone to this.
Whatever.
My camera's, uh, think I pulled the plug.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
There we go.
Mmm, probably.
He looks like the type of peanut to ride a Ford Raptor.
I don't have a Ford Raptor.
I don't even own a truck.
Do you know where you were?
I don't know.
Like, were you out in the middle of the open field?
Or are you standing behind the cover?
I was fucked. Like I literally was in the worst possible spot, but like I think I was like right around here
I thought you were too. I don't know
Prius for sure
Even when I go to the gas station I feel a little court of diesel
Even though I don't even have a diesel car just so that I can pollute the environment just a just a tad more
Just right on the verge of breaking my car with the wrong gas
Just so I could pollute the environment just a little bit more
Why'd you have to bring up such a large weapon
You just leave him. Ask yourself, does he do the same for you?
I think so. He probably would, but you shouldn't do it for him.
Because fuck off.
Oh no.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
My gun's cooler.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Yeah, you are out of line mister you are out of line
Fuck you gimmick
remove his hand balls that would tend with
Tucker Carlson's certified ball tanning device. You don't talk about my balls. That's right. You don't talk about
Hutchins tan balls
That would tan with Tucker Carlson's ball tanning device
Nice!
Made a mistake.
We're moving in at once!
Made a mistake.
Fuck.
Mm-hmm.
Removing.
But, but.
Guys, I drive, I drive one of those Japanese cars
I lowered it to the ground so it skids across the ground and makes a bunch of sparks and then I played baby Tokyo
And I drift I drift at night, but there's nobody on the on the streets
Whatever the shit that's what I do. That's that's me toyota toy. Yeah toyota and I lower it down
Even on a flat bribe way, it's not gonna get to the bribe way. It has no clear
Please don't let me be misunderstood
Hey peanut what fuck you
Hey renters
I
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm serious on the chat Mr. Hunter.
That's me. That's me. You're not a rat.
I'm not after the stream. Every night.
I'm assume I never miss one. I never miss one.
Depends on the day. Depends on the medication.
Hm. Hm.
I consider myself a rat. I'm not a rat.
camp. But I'm not a Chad. I like to slither through the map nice, nice and easy, tactical,
efficient, deadly, get all the loot. You know, it's something in between.
Did you see the key to his tweet today? No. He says, guys, give me your crazy, non-tidious
ideas of how to get rid of rats, which I know that sentence doesn't really make
sense, but I think he's Russian so it usually understand this thing that the
and so I think he's trying to get rid of rats I even commented these I just try to
give it a ratting so everybody can play like faster or whatever
how do you know about how yeah that's why he's asking that's why he's asking
I'm T everybody's giving like suggestions like Lamar give a suggestion I
even suggested that like a bunch of people give you suggestion I mean that
You can make Parmesan put a poker table in the hideout, but but then they just
I was my suggestion it's sort of what
Put a poker table in the hideout. That was what I competition
It's not particularly for getting rid of rats, but I thought it was a good idea general
She said you just shoot. I'm gonna shoot my shot. I shot my shot. Hopefully he sees it and
We'll see what's going on there
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Beautiful. Let me see. Hold on. Let me pull. Hold on.
I'm just going to pull out Twitter on stream,
because the first thing we're going to see is the N-word,
and every slur you can ever think of, and whatever else.
Ah, some titties. So I'm going to go,
hold on. Let me see if anybody liked my idea.
Let me see if anybody liked my idea. Let me see.
Let me see. Did anybody like my idea?
Let's see, let's see.
Oh, I love them by strikes. Oh, baby.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, I, I, I, I think it's just people putting ideas under my comic.
Oh, it comes, comes, comes.
NOOOOO! HABIT!
You can still slide, you can still slide right now!
BAH!
We still have to, we still have to, we still have to go to exit.
Where is the fuck?
Left, left!
Like way left!
What's up fucking rock?!
Like 45 degrees to the left!
We're going this way?
Ohh, that's good!
Yesss!
That way!
I'm getting your guns up!
I'm gonna be a good friend!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Holy n***a!
I have half a mag in this gun.
Reaction time of road gel.
Holy crap.
Get out of there, gimmick!
Get out of there, you real professional!
To get back in the rain, start brushing!
I am and you're welcome!
I'm not even gonna say thank you.
I'm not gonna give you your gun back.
I'm fine, thank you.
You got me.
Okay.
You drive a hard bargain.
19.23.
Mr. Venus.
It's my Zeta for Fortnies Brace Tracted!
We have something special planned!
A first-born man will be conceived!
You should take him to an apt one driving race track, then!
That's where the ladies want to go!
You grab a quick miller light, put it in her hands,
and say, watch these cars driving a circle for four hours, babe!
She'll love you forever.
It's a lit ray, gentlemen! It's a lit ray!
hmm did you bring out a g36 yes
stripped it what's the shittiest gun here g36 drop that shit oh thank you so
much give me who do I make a check out to know I want to know who I write the
check out too who do I make it out to
my bad I thought you know I don't know
what I thought
I should even do anything even kill a guy
I what I think you should give me a hundred
guns
hold on now mm-hmm mm-hmm
SVD is pretty souped up dude I mean
Actually, will you mind if we need Elcan's scope?
Uh, an Elcan? I can bring you um, I, I, I, I took your scope.
Yeah, that's it, Elcan.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, yeah, I'll just bring your Elcan out.
Thank you.
I think I got your uh, oh, I got your tactical magpul four grip as well.
She'll be excited to know.
Yeah, you go ahead, you go ahead, you, you need that one.
Oh, thank you.
You got your Ulock as well, Hutch.
Got your helmet in fact, you know what P? I'm gonna bring you out a helmet as well
It's not a problem
I'm gonna go get my chef a lollipop in a candy bar
Oh my god, this guy's got seven and a four and eighty smacks.
Rips it in a piece and he's a helmet!
Well, suffice!
He's a madman.
He's a madman with power.
He has gone mad with power.
We have to stop him.
Well, yeah, the hell it's off the table.
Okay, I was just joking, Bob.
I was just joking, boss.
I could really use that.
I could really use that.
Wait, hold on, boss.
I was just fibbing.
I was just fibbing, Bob.
I was in the middle of it, I'm bringing it, I'm bringing it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, all right, all right, okay, all right,
okay, let's run for real.
Oh, Mr. Sneaker Pamp,
my boyfriend is one good man, good man.
Thank you, Mom, what do you think, Mom, what?
But if you I just started talk off on PvE servers or science goes straight for a PvP mr.
Bokel this game is not for enjoyment. It is not for fun. Get your ass off of
PPS for bitches get over here and suffer. I'm gonna load your man over here and hate yourself you son of a bitch
To put in it. That's what the key to what I wanted
What's going on? What happened? I forgot to listen.
I put in 995 in your mag, but you need to bring extra mags in ammo.
You're raw gun. You're raw dogging me?
Peanut, I'm bringing out a specter and a helmet.
Thank you, thank you.
I see my helmet and my gun, sorry, I'm talking to my laugh.
Helmet and gun, I've loaded your mag, but I don't have any extra mags or anything.
I'm not a sock puppet with the googly eyes and the mop strings his hair
Why what are you doing today? Oh, wait, I mean
Why what are you doing today? Oh, there we go. All right
All right lock it in boys lock it in
Holy cannoli
Holy cannoli
That's not something something's going on something's going on. We'll figure it out later. We'll figure it out later
Let's ride
Oh
Oh
What just happened so we hit my legs you were who's we but all right
Mr. Hutch just possessed by that lady witch mr. Peanut. Okay. I've been robbed
Okay, I've been robbed
Been robbed I've been robbed with my bag full of it by that fight
What you got me a bag full of it at five
I said I put that in Hutch's gun. Why would I bring you a mag?
You didn't loot your mag?
This is ridiculous. This is obviously favoritism.
What is going on right here? What is going on right here?
Have I been outcast?
Fuck you, Mr. Tanks! I will pry that mag off of your dead cold corns!
If you wanted a mag, I could have brought you a mag.
Keep your mag, wizard.
Keep your mag, demon.
I
To the pier
We'll make it one of these days. Let me tell you something hot
So I'm gonna go ahead and take that clip of your wife speaking and I'm gonna pitch it down. I'm gonna prove it to you
I'm gonna literally prove it to you
Fy I so get ready to be exposed
Get ready to be exposed
Twitter tomorrow. It's gonna be hot hot hot. I
I
Swear this is that this is cross is like the deadliest field this wipe. No, no, no, no, we'll be fine
I'm a peanut. You take care of your boss to work
Pious all here we always delivers
Oh, mr. Mason bird
Crouch button
Where where where I'm looking
You should be dead
I don't know whether that body is
You know the hell you know the hell
George
He's behind you.
He's behind you.
I just got shot right in front of me.
He's dead.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah, it looks like it.
Are you good?
Are you good?
You guys just meet up to the head jump it up jump it.
I'm gonna get up a guy.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Tasty treats, couple tasty treats.
Can somebody take these handsets?
I'll have a bigger backpack.
Yeah, gotcha.
Thank you guys, thank you guys.
Oh.
Very nice, he's on the way.
Very nice.
Very nice right there.
Who's that?
He's on to the right as well.
No, I don't think that's right.
I heard a sound shot to the right where I'm looking.
They should not be here.
Did you push over?
Oh! Yeah, that was the first I heard.
It's behind. It's behind.
Up, up, up.
I'm doing the start. I'm doing the start.
We're gonna have to come.
Come on, we're dead, we're dead.
Gotcha!
Are they on this rock right in front of us?
No, they're up next to that cement wall.
You should see your dead body.
Oh, killed the other one?
Oh, that was you. Oh, God.
What were you killed? My mother, you killed him?
The other angle. Lord at heresy.
Shoot, Team Sexy, Shoot, Team Sexy, Shoot, Team Sexy.
Ah, left all that heavy lifting last raid.
I guess I'll let you guys get the kills this time.
A little more out boost.
That's the shot that I heard the second one.
Yeah, that's that back by like, oh, this guy's a Giselle.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Our shot was like, uh, I like an S-25.
Can you take these two helmets from me, boss?
Another big backpack.
This helmet, uh, right on him, and then this helmet is backpack.
That's our 25, yeah, 100%.
on the next day where we're going. Let's go kill him! Come on gang!
Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me.
I might not use the quick magazine. I forgot, lose ammo dude. I'm pissed.
I'm gonna actually gun for you if you want. No, it's fine. I still got two mags.
Oh, really?
I hear quick magazines, very likely.
Please, for me, likely.
You like me, please?
As long as it's tasteful.
Nothing garish, nothing grass.
No sniper scav, but these guys probably killed it.
I fucking wish, I fucking wish.
She goes, she goes.
Oh, please, she can take care of you.
You throw that hill we had that battle last week. Yeah, we got it. I do
What are the chances of that you stop fooling around
Silly goose this one. I'll tell you besides if I had a nickel for every time you were just goofing around
He said he's gonna fuck with us.
Give me that cock.
I've had enough of them with my blipers.
My chance yelling, wait, no, no.
I'm getting one guy.
We said you didn't have armor on, but you do.
Yeah, I get that every single day.
That BMC, that BMC, right in front of me.
That BMC, right in front of me.
Lucy was looking towards that house that's on the water.
I don't see him either.
I don't see him bro, I'm just staring at it, shooting us for free.
down. Whoa. It's two of them. This guy's good. Oh.
We're guys the gimmick collection service. We'll be back, back in business. This time
can you, I'm split my gun in half. I suppose, shit, we got scared.
I'm not even lying to you. I hope you kind of die.
I have to wait this whole time. I'd rather build a whole kit.
I'll pretend I'm a Chad. I'll pretend I'm a Chad.
You got this, Mr. Gibbick. You got this. You got this.
I'll pretend I'm a Chad.
I'm not going to do it, it's just a rabid game, but...
WE'RE DEZE!
WE'RE DEZE!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Give me a watch on this guy with the gun!
Oh, bad positioning now, bad positioning as I knew.
Dang, oh shoot.
Okay, that's, okay guys, that's fine guys.
Guys, that's fine, that's fine.
Hey guys, that's fine.
That's fine, that's fine.
Everybody gets one.
Listen guys, we were killing it.
If we would just peek it out, we'd probably want to die.
You know what I mean?
Ex-Lit-Rae, Gilbert Ex-Lit-Rae.
Oh my goodness.
I'm top, Mr. gimmick.
I've reminded you time and time and time again.
If you're gonna speak to an enemy,
just go ahead and the first thing you say
is Tiananmen Square, 1989.
There's a 50-50 shot as computer sucks off right there and funny.
I messed it up.
I messed it up.
You messed it up.
You messed it up.
Why?
I have to go early tonight.
No, you don't, Hodge.
No, you don't.
You sit your ass right there, buddy.
He had to go back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Back for one.
Back for one.
Pack.
Pack.
Pack.
Are you flying?
What?
Are you flying?
Yes.
Yes. Okay. And when must you fly? Ask me about my win tomorrow.
What time tomorrow though? I'd rather not say the before
noon or afternoon after my stream. Yes. You've got plenty of
time. Come on. What happens? I wake up. Okay. I wake up
tomorrow. My wife's still sleeping. If I wake her up,
she kills me. If I go in there late tonight to try and
pack and I wake her up. She kills me. No matter what I make other than right now.
It's very interesting you bring that up, Mr. Hodge, because your wife probably married you
because you're strong, brave, individual, someone who does not yield, does not give up.
You forgot sexy.
Sexy, too, as well. And you're telling me you're going to quit? The reason you even
and have a wife is because of your admiral qualities.
You will throw them away just to pack it.
Today is your moment.
Today is to show your wife why she married you.
Right here, right now.
I'm gonna be honest, this one's gonna good one.
Love you both, goodbye.
Okay, all right, bye.
See ya.
Damn it.
That was happen.
That was happen.
He was, he was, oh.
That was happen, do you think or no?
He was like, I think he was right there.
He's right there.
He was right there.
He was right there.
He was right there.
Right there.
You guys, yeah, we were close.
We were very close.
Honestly, I think this means hot states America.
I didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to be the one that said it,
but everyone was thinking it.
Everyone was thinking it.
I know everybody was thinking it.
Someone had to say it though.
Someone had to say it and I did it.
Very brave.
I did it.
You're very brave.
I am very brave.
And I'm stunning and I'm stunning do not forget stunning rave and stunning. Mm-hmm. You're not forget starting it
Okay, let's give this a fourth attempt
of
The surely surely the fourth time is the job
surely it is
Let's do it. Let me see here. Let me see we're gonna come
work apple goodies and apple goodies there is all this crap energy drinks
around all this stuff all right I got it I don't even need a ring what am I doing
I gotta lock it I gotta lock it what am I doing what am I doing oh we see
nothing nothing at all okay I'm okay I got a lock-in hug give me like you say
I gotta log in
I'm gonna go Tico. You know Tico. I gotta log in. I I don't know what the hell I'm doing over here
Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Here we go, don't make a T-36.
Like you do.
T-36.
Hey guys, whoever does this on the market is an axle by the way.
If you do this, fuck yourself go to hell.
I buy those a lot without looking it's very unkind it's very unkind
I guess we almost every time
We'll get this
You that
build this
Dad
Have some of this
I
Shot me fill up with good ammo. Here we go. All right. There we go. There we are. I started walking right there boys
Okay, we're good. Okay. We're good to go. Good to go
Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm.
Miss B, I made that fast and slow clip
as you have requested. Good sir.
Thank you, Mr. Hulldraud.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
I cannot wait to see it on the TikTok tonight.
By the way, boys, I see like all of them.
I see like all the TikToks you guys make.
I think TikTok knows that I'm me.
I think TikTok knows I'm me.
So if you post TikTok, there's like a 90% chance I see it.
I see it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Big P. I'm clearly shopping and target with my girlfriend.
Thank you for helping me through this.
Oh, sevens in the chat.
Oh, sevens in the chat for that fine man.
Oh, sevens in the chat for that fine man right there.
You are serving your country proud.
Thank you for your service.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
We'll get through this together
Wait, hold on wait, there we go
Good John
Good John
We should even get a third
You're Genji?
Oh, actually, you know what?
I think I actually texted Colts here earlier.
I think he wanted to play.
I think he was wanted.
I texted him earlier.
I don't think I ever take it.
No, he didn't.
He didn't cover his phone.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
Fantastic.
Honestly, let's run a couple of duos.
We'll go on a third, yeah?
We'll go on a third?
Fetus?
Oh, Fetus can be fun to play with.
Yeah, we, I don't know.
We'll go on a third couple of duos.
We'll figure out, we'll figure out, we'll get it there,
we'll get it there.
I'll be on in that an hour.
Oh, there he is, fantastic.
There he is, I come on in, Mr. Clokesy, come on.
Give it, Clokesy's joining us here pretty soon.
Ooh, very nice, very nice.
Oh, what a fantastic day, what a fantastic day.
We do gotta, we gotta play with Mr. Feena soon.
We only play with him, I fuck up one time.
Oh, mm, mm, mm.
And you know what, a little, maybe a little treat on night?
Us, Miss Shinji and Mr. John, that'd be a good time.
That'd be a good time.
We'll get them all done.
We'll get the whole, we'll get the whole gang.
Mm, mm.
What a sweet treat, what a sweet treat.
Mm, mm, mm.
Mm.
Mm, mm.
Mm, mm.
Party games after that, that's what we're gonna do this week too.
Wouldn't it suck if there's no time? Wouldn't it suck later?
Go see Jacker phone! Let's ride!
We have two more subs on YouTube!
Oh, shit!
Ready?
Yeah, same!
Same!
Same!
Same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same!
Same!
Same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same!
Same, same, same, same, same, same, same!
Oh, that's sweet!
That's awesome!
Oh, maybe I was lying to him.
1.99!
All right.
I've been working.
All right, everybody go and follow real quickly
so we can never weigh down.
That way, we can enjoy a second time.
Why enjoy it once when you can enjoy twice?
See you about that for a second.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Scams on the road.
I hear that, I hear that.
Hmm.
You would see the tap, we would see the tap here again.
Shoot, that Nick Merck's in the tap
and she was a real good time.
Do you know where this is?
We should give it to you.
No, I assume it's in this building though.
I assume it's in this building somewhere.
Would it be in like a ditch somewhere?
Because it seems the doggies were thrown in the drain
hopefully they didn't get washed into the bay.
Wouldn't it be like on the ground?
Oh, you're right.
Well, let's look at the quest marker.
Yeah, quest marker's not showing up.
Is this the drain down here?
Oh wait, it's either there or towards the actual physical lighthouse.
People say, we've got that cheater.
We've got that cheater, same spot, but further back, further back.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
I'm going to pop an anal gin and come to you.
Come into that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm using a G36, boss. I'm poor. I'm poor, I have nothing.
Can you draw some fire real quick?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, God!
That was me, that was me, that was me.
on fire oh is this you walking up no I'm not here I'm not here I'm not here
this is not you no I'm not here yeah down yes I'm on the left side right
I wouldn't use sprinting. No, no, it's not me
You wouldn't shut those a skin
This can wait just guys have you said cats. I don't I don't know
Really really weird question
I am currently in the sides of a sniper rifle and we're talking about a
baseball caps and fast
I think I killed one of them all right it might be a boss. I'm just saying it might be a boss
That's it. Let's seem like a guard
Okay, okay. All right. Okay. You're losing your force get after this rain. You're dead. Definitely a fucking boss
I fucking told you where were you? I've drawn their fire for 70 years while you're doing whatever the fuck
It comes comes comes the person the president. No, you need to kill my boss. Oh, yeah, I think you gotta kill my player
I'm gonna kill these guys and then we get yours top watch this
What's your learn buster?
All right, what should I write down specifically?
What should I write down specifically jot this down jot this down fuck you how about that write that down?
Huh, jot that down, scribble that down really quickly. Do it in BAM, she can't erase it. Fuck you.
Wait, how did a player get behind me?
Usually they take out the dinner first and pull down a bit.
Did you get killed by Hartsey?
Yeah, I got killed by Hartsey, yeah.
He must have shot me in the back.
Seemed like this game killed me.
Are you sure you don't want to talk about the hat more?
You sure you don't want to talk about the hat
and non-existent bosses?
Maybe we can add in leprechauns and unicorns
and maybe have a real in-depth conversation.
Yeah.
Hey, gimmick, by the way, there's two guys
down the road trying to kill us.
Well, hold on now.
What if we're, what if we're, what if we're in Ardia?
What if, hold on, is that Goat talking to us?
Oh, hello, Mr. Goat.
I'm talking about the fact that you're on an adventure.
Are you fucking high?
Are you smoking weed?
You're smoking conjo, you're smoking quack!
What are you, laying eggs?
If you're laying eggs, just tell me, it's okay.
I was pooping out an egg or two.
But it was irrelevant.
It was completely irrelevant to the situation.
Completely irrelevant.
Who does this guy think he is?
You know what, gimmick?
That's it.
That's it.
Hand over your forestand.
I hand over your forestand!
you lost four skin privileges it's been gone it's way too late because i ate it i was hungry sorry
i'm sorry as returned to the earth it's part of the soil so hold on wait a second mr gillick
hold on wait a second what if hold on i have to have a real plan what this for a second
What if, I'll pay with me here, we kill the enemy with four!
They kill us!
Oh, I thought you were gonna say before you kill scouts, I was gonna say that motherfucker pushed me.
And he had a use cat and I thought, oh shit, that might have been a guard.
And then it would have changed the tactics.
It would have been a relevant discussion, even though it wasn't a guard.
guard. It was a completely irrelevant question. I was saying, do do scabs where you said because
if not, then I just got pushed by a guard, which would imply that we are in fact not fighting
players, which would have changed our tactics. Of course, that's not how it worked. But it was
a valid question. And also your plan is ridiculous. My apologies. My apologies. You
know what, 58? That was a great question. That was a great question. Next time we're
under fire in the middle of battle our brothers are dying beside us smoke and the fog is so thick
you can't see five feet in front of you i want you to ask me what we were one year of jay's the
scab you kill has all right ask me ask me if he's got a Gucci or a Louis belt again and she dropped
One of us I was under fire you were laying eggs in that bush for I don't even know I was pinned down. I was pinned down
Okay, let me get a couple goodies and then we're good to go we'll get that one wiped off the record
All right, I'll talk to the stenographer
Is it that the person that stops cats full of cotton? No
No, that's a taxidermist. Oh taxidermist. Yeah, that's the guy that does my taxes over eight hour block and
Right, right. Mm-hmm. His name is Steve. He has a lovely mustache and he likes to go on boating trips
And go fishing with his kids. He's a very good man. He's a family man. He's a great tax taxidermist
Completely agreed. We're on the same page
K.P.T. Chromedome sent my wife's boyfriend just gooped in her while I was watching you
Can she get a happy birthday?
Well, that's the point. It never happened.
I don't even know what the hell is going on.
What? No, you can't get it.
Whose birthday even is it?
I could even focus on
Whose birthday is it?
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
next year come back next year and don't make it so gross and then I'll give you
oh it's gimmicks birthday no way happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear David.
Happy birthday to you.
What a stupid day.
I appreciate that.
Of course, of course.
It means a lot.
It's cause for celebration.
Celebration.
Absolutely.
Alright, let's get it hop in.
It's time to get serious.
Let's try to get serious.
Hmm.
What?
What?
Hmm.
I'm ready.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You can be seven by now with all these B days.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Link to vote for you.
Oh, I keep forgetting.
Oh, shit.
I keep forgetting.
Thanks for money, boys and guys! EsportsAwards.com!
EsportsAwards.com slash vote!
And you can choose whoever you want on that list, guys.
There's a lot of great candidates.
There's so many great candidates.
I mean, wow.
Is there so many great candidates?
This is peanut guy, though, that's on that list.
And I was looking there. I was like, hold on.
What's this guy? What's this guy have to do?
Hold on. What is this? Hold on. Wait a minute.
Hold on, if I vote for him, will he have sex with me?
Maybe, I don't know.
It's probably, probably not.
But it's a non-zero chance
in the multi-varsal infinite possibilities situation.
I mean, if you give anything enough time,
an infinite time, infinite possibilities.
Infinite time, infinite possibilities.
So you never really know.
Never really know, but I would say
Just in case, go to esportsandwords.com slash phone
once every 24 hours and click on the handsome sexy peanut.
That's what I would do.
Now let's ride.
You
I'm back. Let's proceed. Okay. All right. This time is the time and I'm getting
more than I actually was in the right location for the thing we're looking for.
Do you know, oh, it's down there in the poop water. Yeah.
outlet? Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay. Good. Every time there are people on that beat, is
are they doing the planting quest or something? I just think there's a lot of
people playing right now on these servers. I've, dude, Shoreline have never, I'm not
the only one who's been saying this. Shoreline's popping off this way. I'm on
more populated service today. That's what we're playing. We're playing on
and more about the insertion.
Oh that's good.
A po-rath-or-a-na of them.
Mm-mm-mm.
A po-leth-or-a.
A po-leth-or-a.
A po-leth-or-a.
Po-leth-or-a-na.
Po-leth-or-a.
A po-leth-or-a.
A placenta.
Po-o-pa.
A placenta of people.
Yeah.
Should make that.
Should make that, should make that crystal.
That's the name of my new art house movie, A24.
the way that's the new by the name of my Japanese boy band are making
up
but people puts
but but but that
but they're
but they're going to be able to play a part of the background of the fact that
we have their voice center
lines of placenta people
they were close it's your turn to repeat it's a deep to the psychological
psychosexual glimpsing to uh...
the
Everyday life of a mailman.
A mailman?
There's a person right there. Oh, this guy.
Like, does he work for UPS?
No, no, no. USPS.
Oh.
Okay.
It's a psychosexual body horror philosophical flick.
Oh.
Oh.
You imagine being a milk man back in the day when everybody's milk had to be delivered
in glass bottles in a truck?
I bet you were banging wives all the time.
Oh yeah, lots of kids.
Imagine when that industry fell apart too.
Your whole life is defined by being the most popular guy and then nobody needs you
anymore.
And then now you smoke cigarettes inside.
Well that's an update if you ask me.
I got to do too much. I'm being scanty. I should be alright right here. What do you think? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take a little peeps.
Oh shit! Oh no!
I'm hurt. I'm hurt bad.
Peek in the...
I was on fucking single fire.
Oh, no.
Fuck, it's not single fire.
Oh, no!
Oh
One more can you see it across the water
Oh
Don't charge worse from across the river, right, Mr. gimmick
Yes, I was fighting with my chat they're acting like they've never forgot to take their gun
On their high horses out there drinking their tea their pinkies
Oh goodness. Oh my goodness. They're five piece suits riding in on their horses.
Give me money's worth. You forgot to take you out on this single file.
Where's this hooligan that's been sued at me?
He's coming across the river, he's gotta be, he's gotta be.
We're just passing, we're just passing it, oh Jesus Christ.
why kill okay all right okay that was a head shot but he bounced it he cheated
he cheated that she did that she did John wonderful teacher
You're getting your ass back on your son of a bitch!
Lock him.
look the hell is going on around here there's people everywhere there's a
thousand of them every single shoreline raid has been like this it's a
bloodbath
I can't believe he let you push push that that rock that's insane
Hey, let you just run right up.
We'll do some anal gin.
I've done it for my mistakes. I've done it for my mistakes.
Gotta do what you gotta do.
You're welcome.
Where is he?
Where'd he go?
What the dingle?
I don't understand it.
Would he just take one shot at the...
Man?
That's what I'm saying, dude.
Forever?
Wait, wait, wait. You probably killed him.
You probably killed him.
Yeah, I killed him?
Dude, I...
You think so?
I refuse to believe you.
Dude, I refuse to believe somebody playing Tarkov.
Would shoot you, get a ding off their head,
hear you yelling and screaming and sprinting up
that rock and not peek that.
We'd take a little peek, and he was like right here.
I think, I just don't know where he is.
He was, he was, he was like right here,
doing that, he was doing the left kick, right?
I don't know, where is he?
He's doing a right peek, sorry, not a left peek.
I don't know dude, that guy just bolted.
Oh god, oh god, what's that time of the month?
Have you heard your voice?
How did I start bleeding?
Mr. Jekyll, Mr. Jekyll, won't you tell me a tune?
I don't understand, where was he?
He ain't going soon.
The hell?
Okay, I just mentioned again
Go forward a little bit. I think it was right right in that where was it in that look right there
Look at that cranny. I'm okay at the cranny. I'm looking at the cranny
No, no, no, the one you're left the one you're looking at your left. Yeah, look at the cranny. I'm looking at the cranny
Look at that. I'm looking at the cranny. Okay. He
He just fucked up he just
He's just left he's got stuff to do he's got shit. He's got stuff to do
He's got places to be people to see that's what's going on
That's what's going on that's what's going on. I he had a high ground on you all that loot on the ground and this man just ran away
I don't think he was over there. He was over here. I mean
Because I saw I was I was right. Look at all the blood. Look at the blood. Follow the blood blood all over the fuck
Look at the floor. There's blood. It's my blood. I'm
That's right. I forgot I was right there. I think he was right here this right now
Right here. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. He just could doodle. He's could add on
Could be me could be me and there's definitely someone in there with an SR 25 or an R-Sass just absolutely
letting these scabs have it
Not close gap
Okay, are we serious
Okay, all right. Okay, now where's the where's that's our 25 guy at which
Where the hell is that what ah oh and I spread it again. All right, perfect. Oh my god
I'm ready to build a fixer speed. I don't have enough years on a big
I gotta lose the guys you killed.
Oh, what a place.
Woo!
Little sum sum, little sum sum.
Oh, there we go. Perfect.
Did you mind suing her?
Look at that.
Little sum sum.
Did nothing to Brass?
Oh, gotta quick bite the ead.
Vigilant owl scent. Hey, Mr. Nut, I'm stuck in a hospital with a collapsed lung.
Oh, thank God, I got that right. It's gonna go down in one day. Go get some goop for me.
I'm on a bunch! Godspeed and Godbrothers, brother!
You got this big man. Pop that bad boy out for a real goop.
Pop that bad boy back out for a real goop. I don't know how that stuff works, but I see...
I would like to think that's how it works.
You just pop it out.
You boop!
Pop it through real, Goopa.
Pop it.
No.
How low can you go?
Got the Mapple Bottom Jeans.
Boots with the fur.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna go walk over to this station,
and then I'm gonna beat the crap out of this guy,
Oh
Does it make sense much?
But it absolutely I kind of feel bad for this guy. I think he actually honored the pause. Oh shit
What the hell?
Okay, they're getting born up there went to take a nap the two sniper scouts had a baby
That's the oh, but he's all grown up. Oh, oh
What a beautiful day. Oh
Look at the
I see a little bit more heels because of Dr. Jackal is a couple more heels because of
Mr. Dr. Jackal and I'm out of here out of here lickety-split take your time take your
time.
That's gonna take a little bit.
I don't really have anything crazy on me I can just leave all that to rot with the
bugs.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about you give it. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I forgot about you
I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't have anything
Okay, all right, there it is now let's leave
Mm-hmm follow me boys follow me gang now actually go get my dog
I
Do get my god and suck it
Okay, well if you're offering
Which is who to get if I was a hooligan wasted 400 bullets of SR 25 ammo on stab
There was like 10 minutes ago that they're gone that guy's already gone. Are you sure tired?
He's got he fell in love. He's sorry to family. He started a family. He's got a little cabin. Oh
Oh, he's gone. Oh, that's so lovely to hear this. Oh, that's so great that things are working out for him
Oh, yeah, here's the people they get my heels. We are those are people wait. That's a person. These are people. Oh
We go here
Okay, never mind. Oh my god, there he is
Hey, no, this is this is a real person right here. That's a really yeah, it's been eluded and scooted
Yeah, I'm gonna go accept it to Pierre I
I can't run unfortunately, because Dr. Jekyll's a whore.
Somebody go up and walk on down.
Thank you, time.
I'm just going to just walk on down to the pier.
Relax and dude, thank god they added spectator cam.
It makes it so much better.
Oh my god, it makes it so much better.
Keep your peepers open boys.
Keep your peepers open.
No, baby.
Lots of whiskey.
Oh, be my guest, Mr. gimmick.
You know, I'm gonna take a sip of this chili as well right now.
Ain't nothing better than drinking on a Monday.
Let me tell you, boys.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
Top five.
Top five experiences of all time.
No, it's not haram!
IT IS HALER!
Hmmm...
Let's see, it goes beyond out.
Oh!
Okay.
Alright, that guy just has the Orbital Laser.
And Cannon.
Fantastic, alright!
You look at that.
Die!
Where's your mosey on down?
Oh, I...
Ah, Pina, you're not going to believe this.
Oh, what?
I went inside, poured a glass of whiskey,
and I forgot it.
You all right there?
Take your time!
Take your time, Mr. Goodman.
Could have happened to anyone.
Happens to all of us.
Happens to the best of us.
I
Take a little peep okay, all right
Little peep down yonder a little peep down yonder nothing to branch
Thing to branch okay, that started a new bleed perfect
Perfect I came back we came back to you going I extracted I had the extract it I got you
I got your gun too!
Oh, perfect.
Excellent, excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Alright!
Another great raid, another great raid!
Oh, I got stream sniped.
Aw, dammit!
Okay.
God.
Oh my god, dude, I did...
I was on semi-auto, but my one shot
Hit him right in the fucking head. I must not hit him the next I did 54 damage to body 44 to armor one bullet used
to hit count
What's the bath on that
Maybe you hit both legs when you one leg with the other one
No, I think the bullet can fragment
I think that's what it what it means the bolt fragments in the body and it counts as two
But that was a hell of a one-shot, you know a hell of a one-shot
Actually work, excellent work.
Hmm, hmm.
Let's see right there is why I can't play this game.
Sometimes, sometimes it's over before you know it.
Sometimes, they're having a great day,
you're walking along the beach,
and then the Quadius Plops
is 14-inch meat right there on the table in front of you.
And that's how it goes.
And there's not much you can do.
There's not much you can do about that.
Mm-hmm exactly exactly unfortunately unfortunately
Stop stream sniping. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Oh man
My man gotta be guys. We will not have to worry about seems like be anymore because Jones the kid 30
My man! My man! My man! My man! My man!
Why stop! Why stop!
Oh, JonesyKid30 took care of him. He said, hey! Hey you!
Stop it! Stop! Stop it right now!
Or else, you know what, dude? If I see another stream sniper,
I'm sick and Jones the Kid 30 on his ass.
You better watch your ass, buddy.
You better watch yourself.
If you're watching right now,
think about the same time.
You're done.
You're done.
Cause I got Jones the Kid 30.
That's about to be all up in your grill.
He's going to be all up in your grill.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You're done for.
Boop, you're done.
Boop, you're done.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I miss scan 20.
I don't like this new guy.
All right, stuff, watch.
the scan 20 is on on on Jones the kids team they're working together there's
still team six down to team oh okay well all right you know what you know what
they say but you give it to you what they say what do they say six times the
charm this time you'll get that document in which we see
Mm-hmm
Easily may I add may I add that easily easily easily
Easily hundred percent hundred percent. It's over. It is over for these bitches
Oh my goodness, it'll be destruction. It'll be a bloodbath. It'll be a bloodbath. It's it's not gonna be pretty
It is not gonna be pretty
Should I
Get like a YouTube apology on deck ready to go. Yeah. Yeah
Then whatever Logan Paul did after the forest incident do whatever that is a dude on I mean real talk whatever he did
He must have done something like
amazing
And honestly don't really talk about that
He's kind of just good
Roll on over and I am welcoming guys welcome to the Logan Paul vlog. I'm right here. What's up, YouTube?
Of course. I know we took a video of that dead body three years ago, but what's up, YouTube?
What's up, YouTube?
Loganite's a symbol. Oh
Let me get a couple goodies almost done. We're getting almost done
I
Little shop did shop in little shop did shop in
Dude why in the edit build thing sometimes it says it's got the green
Mark on it that I can buy it, but I can't it's a lie. It's a deception. It's cuz of part right I
I I filtered barter and it still didn't show up
Maybe maybe maybe you're ugly
No, I don't know I just put that idea
Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Oh, all I have is that I'm handsome. That's all I got going for me. Take that away from me. Please don't take that away from me.
Let's ride
Okay
You a pretty 3k viewers that have dropped my 12k what would happen?
Mods, you at the ViewBot Machine about functions.
Mods, start it back up.
Start it back up, start it back up, start it back up.
Sorry guys, the ViewBot Machine,
it's not in my functions all the time.
I'm trying to get a new one.
I gotta send this one into the shop.
It is ridiculous.
How often it goes down, it's ridiculous.
I'll get it, listen, I will get it fixed.
That is my promise to you.
That is my promise to you.
All right?
The view has went up.
Let's go, Mods!
Mons, excellent work boys.
Excellent work gentlemen.
They got it working.
They got, okay.
All right, they got it working.
I feel scammed.
Two bad StarFords.
You signed on with a view barter.
Sorry buddy.
Contracts already signed.
Oh, gotcha.
Oh my God.
Gotcha.
Oh my God.
Gotcha.
Look at his face.
Look at his face.
Oh my God, he got his ass.
It's too easy. It's too simple. Honestly, it's elementary. It is elementary at this point.
Well, I wanna guess.
Mr. Mika, you ready to get rumbling? Rumbling on the tussle?
I'm ready to get rumbling. I'm ready to rumbling.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
Hello from Brazil. Oh, we knew you guys. In the Rust event, it was a very stressful
situation, very stressful. I kind of forgot that you were on our team and we were running
away with the nuclear bomb. The Russians were chasing us. I told Coca, I said, just get it
off you. Don't let the Russians have it. He goes, do I new Brazil? I go, hell, yeah,
new Brazil, because we just happened to be running right by you. And then he threw the
nuke and then not even five seconds later I go, wait a minute. I'm fairly certain those
are our allies, but you know, sometimes it's too late. Sometimes it's a little
too late and yeah well I hope you I hope you forgive me I hope you forgive us
now let's ride
You ready for a great raid gimmick?
I'm ready!
Oh boy, oh boy!
Six times the dog! Six times the dog!
Oh, I can feel it. I can feel it.
You feel that, Mr. Krabs?
This is our rain. This is our rain.
This is our rain. We're gonna get to the dogs,
get the note, get the crowd, save the town,
and Mr. Krabs!
Fuck, yeah.
You feel that, boys? You feel that? You feel that?
This is the one. This is the one.
This is our moment. This is our moment right here, boys.
It's us! It's all us!
Lock him.
Oh my god.
What?
Wait, this is the worst spawn we could have possibly gotten, isn't it?
It's... it's... God gives the silliest battles to his goofiest warriors.
That's true.
Time for us to rise to the occasion.
We're stronger! We're better! We're smarter!
We are butter!
We're faster, I forgot faster. We're faster as well, too. Also, alongside the other things I said.
Yo, are you repeat everything you just said? No. I was listening. Oh, you were gonna take that?
Also, Gimmick, may I say, even though we're not really getting a lot of stuff done, we're doing really good today comparatively speaking.
Oh, dude, compared to what I've seen...
Dan Cajun County asked me, hey, do you just want to say your shell looks a little dry also, much as bad as your bunches?
I watch it every morning.
Godspeed.
Shell's just seasoned.
He is the small brown.
That is accurate.
Gimmick's lagging.
Bless them.
That is accurate.
That is accurate.
But other than that...
Oh!
I heard and listened to everything you said, Gimmick, and I agree.
Okay. Well, alright.
More disagree.
You want to judge? Because I literally just did the same thing, so...
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Why don't we just go ahead and shoot each other now?
Oop. I would check.
Okay, sit down again.
Sorry, I'm not joking. What did you just say?
I just... Nothing. Nothing.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Now you're supposed to listen to each other.
Alright, lock it. Lock it.
Alright, yeah, you know what?
Don't even look at your chap like five minutes.
We got to like it. We got to like it. We got to like it. This is
They were saying check full auto, but I don't have a full auto
Well, I don't know you know this but you can just double tap B to auto go to full auto
I'm sorry what it's your pressing B and then seeing what's Iran
Just double tap B before a fight and if you're already on a full auto
It won't do anything and if you're not on full auto, it's what's your full auto
I see.
It's too technology.
Too technology, too technology.
All of these cool though, because you tell your gun.
Hey, Peekoo.
Peekoo.
Peekoo mouse.
Oh, well, anybody here.
Dude, I'm, uh, I'm gonna be honest.
I probably should have brought worse ammo out here.
I'm kind of, kind of beefy.
I
Make is fun, but he sucks at the game
Seven people today
I was just being tried that is not my words. I did not say that I did not say that
I'm not as good as the AT&T world champion. All right. I'm man enough to admit it, but I don't suck
Let me get that written as a tramp stamp right about my butt crack.
That's gonna be a, that's kind of a wordy for a tramp stamp.
I'll figure it out.
Ah, P.H.
Have wide hips.
Hmm, I usually want to run out there?
Or like, to the perverse area?
Uh, I think we just go, we just go for it.
go for a bite. How many do we do? A quick little check. Just a quickie. Like if they're on the beach, I don't want to get into a fight. We don't get into a fight right here again. Oh, you mean, oh, all the way to the, oh, I see what you're saying. Sorry. Hold on. Delete everything I just said. Okay, guys. I'm gonna look down the beach over time. Make sure no hooligans are sniping me. I thought you meant just down the lighthouse. But yeah, this part we definitely need to. Yeah, this is, this is apparently we're attacked. Oh, yeah, got it. I got right here. Right here. Got it.
Oh
Well, you're meeting me to be the other day if you even die right now. Oh my god
I did not know that you can even die up to me. We should have just got it first time
It's you me. It makes you meet. Oh, I read it. I read it. I read it. We did it
We're the best
literally the best
First try to
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my dude.
160,000 XP.
Was that what you got?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Did you have a lot of key in your butt?
What do you want to put in my butt?
Go ahead.
Oh, no.
No, dude.
Oh, my God.
I said if it fits, it fits.
Where's it going to fit?
Don't fit it not fit. What were you sticking back there? Oh fucking Jesus Christ. Was that a hand drill?
He nuts are well and down well and down. Now. Do you have your love the key card?
No, it's gonna be a isn't it gonna be a reward to this quest. I know
You said you got two key cards as a reward. I never got them
I
Well, that does it have to be in labyrinth. Yeah, it's the ghost of tequila not actual tequila
So I'm fucked right so you just you's gotta kill him
This class we just gonna be am I give you one
I see we
Oh, it's not. Oh my goodness. Oh
I got this I got this a back-to-back stand back
Did you kill anyone? Did you kill him? Did you kill anyone? I think I maybe got one. I lit him up
I'm hurt. I'm hurt bad. I'm hurt bad
I'm healing, I'm healing.
You're gonna be lit?
Okay.
What are you grunting, grunting me?
What are they all doing?
They're clumped together like this.
It's just like the red ocean.
Stand back!
You want water?
Okay, I'm stuck in the competitive bathroom.
I can't even peek without him seeing me.
I'm gonna practice, you kill him.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
One down!
Now how many guards does he have?
That might be it, there's one, there's Sanitar, one guard here, one guard down.
Does he only have two?
Might only have two, I don't know.
That door is closed, which I don't think it's suppose to be closed!
He's in there, he's in there!
He's in there, I'm set!
I'm going in.
Okay, okay.
Godamnn!
stupid nice so simple so simple so simple it's elementary for me mr. gimmick
elementary elementary elementary elementary elementary hey don't show
Come on, you know you're not gonna lose sand down right cuz I got it right
I didn't check him though. He didn't have a gun or anything. Oh, did you lose pocket?
Okay, so go ahead and give me all that or I'm gonna blow your back out
Get get all what I'd be specific give me everything you found on Centaur are gonna blow your back out
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
With my car, is that specific enough for you?
Oh, yeah, oh.
I didn't even realize I'd looted this.
That's crazy.
Oh my goodness.
Could have happened to anyone.
It's crazy.
The slip of the mind.
A slip of the mind.
Oh, she had that 3BGTG.
For that, of course I should be free here.
I
Let's leave
What'd you drop the BSS I he didn't really have anything beyond it. Oh you can have that that's
Take the bag I took the bag I got right here
He had a key when you have a key you get a key from city, but see I didn't lose
The other bag the other bag they didn't have nothing
other bag hold on other bag other bag the giant backpack where
are you fooling me are you are you goofing on me oh no no no they're
truck you're getting one guy oh my goodness ridiculous ridiculous are you
You're looting me, you son of a bitch.
No, I'm just-
Oh, you're gonna die, you're gonna die.
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
I killed people.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just used to you usually doing nothing.
I've killed, like, so many guys today when you're talking about it.
I apologize, I apologize.
I apologize.
Brought you back to your Elk and Spectre.
You're gonna be pushing.
No, I don't want to get it.
Alright, I'm ahead of the tunnel.
Follow me, guys.
Follow me, boys.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Give me a stole of your bag.
Wha-
Give me, give me that.
It's a little scary.
Something explosive device.
Tch.
I've got the airplane, I've got the-
Damn it!
There's an airplane somewhere, one of those saves.
I forgot it.
Good job, damn it.
Oh, I didn't even check the actual loot.
How does P.F. feel no shame being such a shitty, selfish teammate?
Oh, son.
Oh, you know.
I hate gimmick.
What I do is I internalize it, put on a smile, and then I steal everything from him.
He suffers.
Really?
And I'm a shameless lover.
We piece up for every one item I see from gimmick is one extra back side. I give them during love time love making time
He gets paid trust me. Oh, yeah, it's it the universe has a way of bouncing is about
New chatter for sure. Yeah
Yeah, I'm sure I'm not really certain
Why taking items from people you killed is selfish, but you know
Like maybe there's something I'm missing, but this is part of the math that plays.
I'm not very good at math. I'm not very good at it.
You'll have to school me down sometime. You'll have to school me down sometime.
You're not gonna heal? Nah, I know we already did that arm.
Arms are for bitches.
What's about Dr. Mingus?
You're gonna make you remember Dr. Mingus, don't you?
Oh.
Dr. Mingus won't you sing me a song Dr. Mingus give me my sauce of gold
Dr. Mingus
Not you need a glove to do a colonoscopy Dr. Mingus
Are you really a doctor Dr. Mingus I'm pretty sure you got your hands on my shoulders
Dr. Mingus, aren't you married, sir?
Dr. Mingus.
I remember Dr. Mingus.
Then he died in a Las Vegas hotel under mysterious circumstances with the heart of Africa and
14 black tar heroin miles.
14 miles of black tar heroin.
Yep.
It's just one of those things.
One of those things.
One of those things.
One of those things.
Those things were those moments. What are you gonna do? I don't know. I mean
Okay, I miss him every day. I miss him every day. I think about dr. Mingus every time I wake up. I say dr. Mingus
My poop still slides out when I sit down
with that's
Well that
That's universal, but well without me pushing
It's Lewis and Waggley, Dr. Mingus, Dr. Mingus.
You can't say that anymore, Dr. Mingus.
He's from a time before the Dr. Mingus.
Dr. Mingus, Dr. Mingus.
What a guy. What a fucking hero.
Dr. Mingus. Dr. Mingus. Dr. Mingus.
Oh, my guy. My guy.
Alright, but we're to the tunnel. Almost to the tunnel.
I'm almost there.
I'm almost almost there.
IDK is not how I play with my friends, I guess.
Regardless who gets the kill, we try to split it 50-50.
Oh, that's actually, I mean, as much as, as much shit as you get for being a little,
a little greedy little leprechaun. I think that's actually abnormal. Usually people,
you see, the kill is, you get the kill, you get the loot. Now hold on, we got a fucking communist
in the chat? We got a fucking communist in the chat? Oh, you, you give your friend healthcare too?
What's your house?
Ridiculous.
Not a fucking communist in the dead!
Ridiculous.
Yeah, I should have said something was off.
I should have sensed it.
I should have sensed it.
If you really want to dig the communists,
probably, uh, oh wait.
Oh, I have a question.
Really?
A question.
I don't know what it is.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't need to open the...
Take that bag of chips!
I'm pleased if you're real. Have a 7.62x51 bullet come out of nowhere and you can lock them out of head.
Wait, is there a flash drive here?
On the step of the Jeep?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What was that?
Oh yeah.
Dude, if you really want to get the communists, you know, making fun of them with free healthcare
is probably going to have a reverse effect.
What you need to do is talk about how a true communist doesn't believe in private property.
That's how you get them. That's how you get them on your side
Die and get them. That is it. Oh, that's it. That's he put the confidence in checkmate
That's the checkmate. That's because that's that's
So...
Excellent rain, gentlemen! Excellent rain!
Mr. Peanut, Starfords' bungalow PC does not seem to...
I'm just trying to help Mr. Peanut.
All right?
I try telling Starfords to make the bungalow PC's come proof, and they was just not listening.
I'm telling you, when I signed on with Starfords, I said, these PCs, you don't know my bungalows.
These PCs need to be come proof.
They need to become proof or they need to explain it and says don't come on your PC and they just didn't listen
They just I'm to listen. I'm on your side. I'm on your side. Trust me
But there's nothing we can do about it sadly. There's nothing we can do about it
Unfortunately, unfortunately, we ran out of testing material stuff. What's up? Well, well, we'll give it another round
We'll give another round. We'll give it. No, you know what? You know what? I will personally donate
That is how much I believe in this cause that is how much I believe in this guys. Thank you, Mr.
Toffords. Thank you. We're working on it, sir. We're working on it. Good. Congress is good.
My breast is always funny
Can I be a tester
Now you probably got some radioactive
yellow purple
Shit coming out of you
No, no, we got to have a control group. We got you got to have you have a control group
I
Mr. gimmick by the way, I just want you to know the things that you said the last 60 seconds I listened to and I agree with
Huh? I want okay. Well, okay. Well, you weren't listening
No, what you just you were muted the whole time. No, you were muted. You just woke up. Oh
Yeah, how would you know if I was me if you if you weren't me to think about that was it? Hmm?
Checkmate. Check and mate. Mm-hmm. Yep, exactly. Exactly. You think you're all super smart. You think you're so
smart. You think you're so smart. Well, let me tell you something. Relatively, relatively. Yeah, go ahead.
No, you think you're so smart till there's a salupa hanging halfway out your butthole.
It's Tuesday and it's Easter and you have a doctor's appointment 45 minutes, but you forgot on
Yes, they're atheist doctors
Oh, yeah, you go to it you go to an eight you go to an atheist doctor
I do go to an atheist doctor. I actually specifically asked
For an atheist doctor. I need this doctor
to be godless. I need him to be... I need him to not believe in anything.
I don't want him to be distracted. I don't want him to be distracted by divine purpose.
Give me an atheist doctor immediately.
Yes, I'm sorry. You wouldn't want your doctor drifting off into thinking he has divine
purpose or is here for a reason or something. He has to focus. He must lock it if he's
gonna perform this colonoscopy god damn right accurately that's right mm-hmm
mm-hmm Easter can't be on a Tuesday I don't there he is that's the atheist
doctor there he is get it up
wait is that true he can't be on a Tuesday what I think it's called Easter
Sunday. Oh, duh. Oh, well, okay. That actually was less stupid than I thought it was. Actually,
you know what? Jokes on me on that one. All right. Obviously, yeah, it's, yeah. Oh, that'll
happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. Well, so we got the $162 next week. I need to be
level 37. I need to be level 37. I'm level 35 and a half now. So I've got a little
bit more to do. Do we go back to Labyrinth and get rich and get touch by
speed? Do we have any more Labyrinth quests as well?
The problem is I still don't have a Labyrinth card. They never... Is it a delay?
Maybe they send it delayed? Well, I didn't get one of that quest either.
Not from that quest, but there was... It said the reward was two Labyrinth
cards for one of the previous quest steps and I never got it.
Maybe maybe it's delayed like the first time a minute. Oh, maybe I need to talk to the hold on wait a second
Wait a minute hold on I can be another question for the labrin
hmm
You go your lab with question it doesn't see that you have everything done for one of them. We hold on
They also have another one done to for their base. We hold on cooking. I'm cooking right now. We just
were cooking
The labyrinth? No, it's done. It's all red. No, no, not the main sequence, uh, quest from
traders that are from labyrinth. Oh, from traders that are from labyrinth. I just completed
two right then and there. Wait, how do I... Wait, now it's different. What? Just this
complete... I'm scared. If you accept the task hypothesis testing, Mechanic will
will give you a free card.
Really?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Hypothesis testing.
Let me see if I have that.
Mechanic?
I-
You're mechanic!
Yeah, hypothesis testing!
I don't have it.
It's probably level, level locked.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, trade from Jager to get card?
Get caught or the flash drive hold on the flash drive. I got a
What flash drive? I
The one that you were wishing for my demise. It's a very end. Oh
No, I think it's a lab of questions. No way it's a lot of glass. That would make any sense
Probably not talking crazy. You're talking crease
Yeah, but this listen I have one more lab of color. How about we get you a lab of the car
But you spending your cash and then we'll just go in there and we'll get another one
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm down to buy it if it's possible. Oh, yeah, it's a born it for mr. Jager. Oh
Oh, it's probably like 300,000 for a thousand. Oh
That's that's simple and subtle problem at all simple and shuffle
Hmm
We eliminated PFCs inside. Okay. Nobody is getting this question because there's no PFCs down there most times
Okay
We certainly the SVD back in or do you mean take down those those bosses with the without with our stuff we've been using?
Well, I got an RV so I'm using a mate again, so I can definitely I think I can do it
He's right. Yeah, I'm just gonna bring I'm gonna be a mag full of M995 and just let him have it in the face
All right. All right. I need to turn. Oh, yeah, just give me a moment here
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh. All right, let's ride!
Mm-hmm.
Are you sure RFP is the best gun for the rabbit?
That kind of sounds stupid.
Well, I don't know. I'll get my scar back out.
I'll get my scar back out.
Oh, good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Mm-hmm.
Just got to handle, okay, falling skies.
That's what that was for.
Oh mystical forms and mr. Red take my move on this way good big good
Fail and mr. Park's 24
But what is this boy good bad good?
I'm bad. Thank you, mom. What do you think your mom was?
Big bigger mags. No, I don't think I don't think we need because we have we have 30 rounds of M995 and our first man
We have 50 extra if I as long as I hit like 15 out of the 30
Don't fall over like a second potato
It'll be simple. It'll be supple.
You do ice maker? I'm...
I haven't completed yet.
Well, honestly, we're probably pretty close.
We're probably pretty close.
Mmm. Mmm.
Oh.
Mmm.
You know, you got off that guy in the last raid?
Uh... Oh, it was just a shotgun.
It's poop garbage. Poop garbage.
Unless you did, like, rip ammo
and we blew the legs off.
Probably wouldn't work too well.
Mmm. Mmm.
He doesn't spit on it.
Hmmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmmm.
Make me laugh funny man.
You see, you know how he's gonna dance for you?
You can get some monkey, you can just make dance.
Whatever you want.
Like I'm in a circus.
I am a, I am a, I am a respectable peanut.
I'm a respectable peanut.
I will not stand for this.
I have self-respect, I have self-respect!
I have self-respect, I have self-respect!
You think I'm your clown?
You think I'm your clown? I just don't understand!
Oh, tap-ta-ta!
I turned into...
Fuck you!
And it immediately failed.
What did you see? I was listening.
I was giving him the razzle-bazzle.
Oh, nothing, nothing.
I figured it out.
I instantly got a fail, but that's because I guess it's one of those where you have to choose
That'll happen that'll happen
Oh
Are you ready?
Oh wait, I need a giant backpack for this.
Fuck, can you buy it?
We're going- Wait, no, no, no, wait, we're not going to-
Oh wait, I need to-
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Mechanic.
Yeager has the card.
Hold on.
I was- dude, I was multitasking.
Oh, that's hard, that's hard.
Oh, shit dude.
I only need one bottle of vodka.
That's all I gotta buy.
Easy peasy.
Bing bang boom.
Well, maybe we can do it sometime this week, maybe?
I was turning in a main storyline quest, and it was very confusing.
All right, I do have to do quests at some point to progress sometimes.
I got my labyrinth key card.
Labyrinth time!
Take your time!
Take your time!
Take your time!
Take your time!
I am!
I am!
I really am!
I really am!
I really am!
I really do!
You can take as much time as you want.
values as a teammate I'm glad that you play with me today
but I am but I'm furious oh good
But, but, but, but good, good, good, good, good, good.
All right, let me tell you something,
so give it nine of us are dying.
We're both getting rents now, especially after.
I'm sure we ain't died yet.
We ain't died yet.
Maybe we died one time.
Maybe we died one.
Not even one, not even one.
Not one, not even one time.
Mr. Gimmick, not even Mr. Gimmick.
Mr. Peanut.
Mr. Gimmick.
Mr. Gimmick.
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mistar gimmick!
Did you know, M-Mistar peanut that Scotland is a city in Ireland?
It is a L-E-T-R-I-N!
I got a bitch inside
You ride with a mess in the night
Taking her head, just to buy it
Taking her look in the sky, robbing her naked
She do lies, I told her I guess it's fine
I'm just a paid bag, but she fine
I gave her a shoe and she died
I gave her a shoe and she died
I gave her a shoe and she died
I came in at wisdom in life
Guess I would take it in life
I don't have no guns
If you pull up, you play it for fun
Fuck up this world with anybody
You might stop any longer, you run
I'm not looking for a plan
This is
Follow me miss to give it
This should be good one if you're not the air
Yeah. Oh. Let's do it. Hey, she's gonna be a good one.
Yeah, I feel it. I feel it. I can feel it. Can you feel me now?
Right near the deep. Nothing ever bad has happened going through this field.
Never. Not even one time.
Not even one time.
Not even one time?
How much do you think it costs an electricity basis to run a bouncy castle in your backyard permanently?
Permanently?
Yeah, up 24-7. Like if I wake up in the middle of the night, I want to go bounce on it.
I mean probably costly but not I don't think you would like break you you know
probably an extra like a hundred bucks a month that's actually pretty worth it
from time to time all the time I mean may 24-7 maybe maybe like three
hundred bucks a month. I was thinking like all day in the day but all day and
all night yeah yeah it's probably gonna be a lot it's probably gonna be what if
you got solar panels with it and then it's self-sufficient self-sufficient
bouncy house okay well then it wouldn't cost you anything huh that would be
sweet that would be so wait that'd be cool that'd be very cool you could never
be down you might be having a bad day just go about you go outside go on your
bouncy castle do a little bouncy you said bouncing mm-hmm mm-hmm it's everything's
okay if you're if you can do a little bouncing mm-hmm 100% 100% absolutely it
is that's what you're on to something mr. peanut I think you're on so you
might some you're cooking hang on to something the new American dream whoo
Woo heard about you guys
Oh, I'm thinking about it's how
I see him I see him I see him he's moving right right
You pushing them we going to fucking labyrinth we're coming up. We're gonna you expect he's a juicy boy. He's a juicy boy
I didn't see him running full right at the end. She stopped it and hid behind a bunch of something
All right, I'm just gonna do a full heal
Stupid master work
I don't know if he has a butt buddy
He has a butt buddy outside area. He's our job. Yeah, he's our job
My boyfriend Phil's birthday, can you wish him a happy birthday?
I wish him a happy birthday!
Let's have a butt, buddy.
I mean, where's it?
He does, he does, he does!
Here, here, here, yeah, yeah, that's him coming, that's not you, that just went through the hole, right?
No, no, no, no, sorry, are you in the hole?
Oh, no, no, no, you see me right here?
I'm across, you see me, you see me, you see me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he just ran in.
You're on the front, you're on the front.
I just noticed one of his view.
We're on the front, he's in the front now.
This way, this way.
You shooting, he's right there?
Yeah, you saw it, you saw it, 100% 100% sir.
100% he's right down the corner at the end of the hallway.
Right side.
Right or left?
Right, right side, right side.
Take this, bitch, boy!
Fucking...
I'm packing a quick bag, boss.
Back to Mac, back to Mac.
He's right there!
He's right there!
Sir!
Sir!
There's someone on the left too!
We- oh she's gotta go toward him!
We- we- we- we- let me go, let me go, let me go, don't shoot, don't shoot!
You mean I got him with that grenade?
Oh, that was weird. That was weird.
Ah, no, I think he bolted, dude. I think he bolted.
I hear 80 riding.
Wouldn't that scab be getting stu- I think I got him. Hold on.
Oh shit, I did not get him.
Are you dead?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Right side still?
Yes.
I see him as excellent. Excellent. What a sweet treat. What a sweet light.
He's over there spanking. I mean, just tenderizing his meat. He is not going to move for 10 years.
That'll happen. That'll happen, boys. That'll happen.
I want him to go out. I'm gonna grenade and I'm gonna push
He really isn't gonna move
Lord have mercy every day
And then I'm gonna push and this is not the meta and I'm gonna fucking die because it's a left-hand peak
Here we go. He's a sissy boy. Yeah, he's a sissy boy
And I'm gonna do it. He's a sissy boy
of
the
death of
What are you serious? No sorry gimmick down that's just your footwork was all
off and I know the I don't know what you saw on the
I take a fucking spectator cam but I fucking blasted that man in the head
That is fucking bullshit. That is
Fucking real life bullshit
Do is really not absorbed by armor 66 damage your body what the hell is that what the hell is that used to be dead right now?
This game. Let's go play but Minecraft
I'm in I'm
and
Crap time guys. You can't wait to do hardcore Minecraft. That's a fire. That's a fire
Well, there goes my
I lost it long ago
Has to go itself like that's true simply plus
Ah beautiful.
Let me get a couple goodies.
Couple goodies.
I'm gonna bring the same exact kit in. Hopefully I have enough M995 for the buys, but that's what I'm gonna do.
Say again?
I'm gonna bring the exact same kid in, hopefully I've got enough M995 if I don't, it's gonna be up to you to kill the ghost of Tugune and Mr. Colossine.
Well, that's gonna be a problem.
Why? Why? I don't have armor better than M99, I don't have ammo better than M995.
Uh, I only have 27 M995 bullets left. Yes. Okay, so I'm out. I'm out is on you to kill this demon
Can you do that? Ah
But you have the right ammo?
Absolutely. Do I have the right ammo? Absolutely not. Okay. I this will do this will do so I'll bring four grenades and
Will throw a grenade give distracted while they're running we both peek and just unload in them. You have to bud?
All right, sounds good.
I'm gonna put him 80.
Just same as I used against that guy.
Him 80, very high level 4 penetration.
Shot him in the head with a U-lock, did nothing.
So, we'll see.
We'll see.
We'll be fine.
You're over exaggerate.
We'll be fine.
Let's see.
We'll be fine, boss.
Come on.
Come on.
it's over we'll be fine come on we'll be fine it's over if this bad boy I said we
run I'm gonna be desperate did I miss the shit versus asking you you just missed it
you they were big fun the hallway it was just an amazing battle it was amazing
battle epic proportions that's how I'm gonna do it that's my master magic that's your magic
that's my master plan
but give it a try.
Hold on.
If you would like to have a drink.
I'm a newbie.
I'm a newbie.
I'm a newbie.
I'm a newbie.
I'm a newbie.
I'm a newbie.
Oh, you spelled labrins wrong you idiot.
Oh, Koshy's ready, next raid, oh my goodness, only four and a half hours late.
How about lock labrins?
Don't worry Koshy, I think we're really close to unlocking ice breakers, so when you join,
we'll just go do the last couple quests and then we'll all go to ice breaker.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
How much to helmet check, Cluncy? Yeah.
How are we doing that for free? How are we doing that for free?
100%. First rating. Don't let me forget. Don't let me forget.
What's better, Labrador Iceberg? Honestly, dude, Labrador's been going crazy.
Labrador's my better. But the thing is, with Labrador,
if you do the quest, which is pretty easy, Mr. Cluncy,
you do it 12 hours.
You can wait 12 hours to be done.
I just realized, give it, you know, when we had to wait 12 hours for the cards?
Did we get the unlock to buy the cards before the 12 hours?
Or is it when the 12 hours is complete then you get the cards and the ability to unlock
them?
Or buy them?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We'll discuss later.
Thank you.
I
Let me give you are you want to do party games night or should we use like a day of party games are like to do with
Like and do Tuesdays on stream tomorrow. Oh, yeah, you gotta do families family time. That's fucking Habibi
Oh, what do you do on Tuesdays?
I do family game night. Tuesdays and Sundays, I hang out with the lady.
It's your family dumbass!
She said, well, okay, it's not family game night. Family game night is a bb, and that's Mondays.
And if I don't give her two days-
I don't hang out with my family, I hang out with my wife, she'll leave me.
Two days. Sundays, Tuesdays.
Perfect. Perfect.
Hmm.
If you hang out with her two days a week, that's way too much. That's what Cloak she said.
Ah. Yeah.
Quite frankly, I agree. Quite frankly, I agree. It's time to abandon your family and hang out with us all the time.
Mm-hmm. Ah.
Well, listen, you know...
My butt hole is pretty tight. You can just... you can untie them up.
If the stream destroys my relationship, guys, I'm gonna have a lot more time.
It does!
Oh my god, you've missed information Monday is gonna go
I saw a gimmick with three prostitutes
Say to a ratio, I just got I thought I thought it was somebody jumping
Honestly gimmick you saw the better than hot she's got to watch
No, no, no, no, that's a, that's a, that's a hard no for me.
Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a toughy, that's a tough one.
I mean, it just wakes up at like two AM.
You're one of those guys.
I don't even, I can't even begin to understand the, the, you know, I go
to bed anywhere from like five to eight AM.
I'm just surrounded by water burger cups and starbucks drinks, wrappers, half eaten burgers,
it's a mess every night.
I mean you're, yeah, we're probably going to bed around the same time.
I used to go to bed like three to four,
but that's five to six to you.
We're slumber, we're late people.
We're slumber buddies?
When the people were but tribes,
when we were but tribes,
they needed people to watch in the night.
And that was us, that was us.
We were the night watchers.
We were the night watchers.
Watchers of the night.
Watches in the night so that we didn't get snuck up on by ghouls, demons, goblins, and creatures.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Maybe something I could tell from where, because I had some guy in my microphone telling me about goblins and ghouls and creatures of the night.
Oh shit, probably 10G, yeah.
Yeah, probably 10G.
These little labyrinths, man?
That's bad. That's bad.
I don't see that device.
Alright, well.
I forgive you.
Thank you.
Take a little peep, take a little peep.
All right, time to get wretch.
Let's do it.
Ooh, it's actually bottom of Claire in no way.
How does everybody know about this?
You know about his declare, right?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Guys, I'll just tell you the story,
because this is such a good story.
Guys, Cloaksy had no money,
and he won his first Fortnite tournament,
first Fortnite tournament,
his first cast, his first check ever!
First check ever!
It was like 600,000 or something.
And the very next day, he went and bought him a claret,
and he had $3,000 left his bank account.
No, no money for investments,
no money set aside for rainy day.
No, nothing, nothing.
I mean, just none of it.
And that's why we love him.
And that's why we like Mr. Glicksy.
There goes our boy.
There goes our boy.
There goes our boy.
He's out here.
He ain't waiting he ain't waiting. He's living now. Hmm. That's right. That's right
He's living now
Fantastic that things that things that things still in his garage. Oh
Yeah, you still got it. You still got it. You just steal it. Just sell it could just sell it
Probably make most of that back, but you know, okay, do you do that?
I think cars go down in the car. Can you sell a car? I can sell a car, but he did that like a like like a bunch of years ago
But McClaren's are different though. There's only a very limited number of them available
They're not just like putting those out, you know, they're they're very limited. That's why they're so expensive
So they're one of the few cars that I feel like might keep its value because they're so goddamn limited
You buy a car that's been driven by Cloak seat for five years as I wouldn't that's true
That's true. I wouldn't I mean aside from the shit stains on the driver's seat
That things play
Hit so many bumps and cracks
Oh, like a bar.
This is closing with a star.
Okay, I'm hearing that my information is out of date.
I remember, okay, when I was a kid I was really into cars, really into cars.
And I remember, they called it the Million Dollar Muscle Machine, the McLaren F1.
And there was only like 200 in the world, but from the vibe I'm getting in chat, that's
not true anymore.
They're just making a bunch of them.
That used to be true. Alright. Oh didn't just come out of my ass. They used to be true. Yeah, I came in your eyes
I mean right
Exactly guys, so we better be right this time. You know a lot to learn from us guys. Okay good. Oh
Okay, I have an
third
Why can't I just get the same room one? Yeah, I'm in a new room, too, and this one. Oh never mind. I'm good
I'm not.
We're deep.
We're deep.
What is penis shadow?
Did you die?
I've never seen this.
I've never seen this before.
The flashlight of my gun perfectly lines up with the other pieces of my gun and genuinely
makes a literal penis on my screen at any given time.
Wait, stay looking at it. Hold on. I've never seen this before in my life. You see that?
You see that? Oh my God, from the heavens. From the heavens. From the heavens. This is a
The fan sign, Mr. Peanut.
This is a bad omen.
By the way, I'm pretty sure you're looking at the penis shadow.
I heard an explosion, so unless I was you, there's someone else here.
Is that you?
Uh, no. No explosion.
Oh, we're gonna die.
I don't know where he's from.
I don't know where he's from.
Lock in, boys.
Take our door.
Someone here, lock in.
Lock in.
just before we even, you know, go out there,
this is probably like an 8% sense,
this guy's watching the stream
and is holding one of my docks.
Yeah, perfect.
Wait, I'm gonna engage my hacks,
I'm gonna engage my hacks, just in case.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Gotta do what we gotta do.
I
Lock in oh
I'm looking. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to hold on bud
My penis are still here
Dude I can a lot I can't have a penis
Wait, hold on dude. We're cursed. I have a penis shadow as well. It's all it's all tip
But there's a very specific part.
Ha ha ha ha.
I block it, give it a lock in.
We gotta be serious, we gotta get serious.
Oh no.
Someone's on me, someone's on me.
This is one of the guys.
They're coming for me, give me a second.
I'm gonna switch mags,
because I gotta see that ammo for the other guys.
They're all coming, they're all coming.
Give me a seat.
Are they not all coming?
They change that he shouldn't he shouldn't wait. That's why they're not coming because it's another guy. There's another guy
There's another guy here
100%
I hear by him. I'm gonna try to get him out of his door
Describe you describe your trap. What does it look like? So I know where you are
It's it's a white gas, but it's on the right side this time and there's like a cage room on the left
It's very good. That is
you should meet your life it's got your life okay sounds good
yeah it's over for me yeah it's over for me yeah oh yeah okay oh my god I don't
know how my life I do not know how my life hold on we all have this I'm
I'm poison, I'm poison, I'm poison!
I do not know how to live right now, but I'm poison, I'm poison!
Do you want to freeze, come and freeze?
No grenade?
Come and hold my live right now, what the hell?
Come on James!
to go down to go down to a coming for you
those coming to those coming to a gun I have no help I have no help I don't I
don't I'm poison I'm poison I eat an X-E12 scat
oh you'll just heal through it heal through it and find that shit I kill
him will have a killable habit I just have to kill him but I'm too damaged to
do anything I'm just gonna try to go for the kill so I get that XG 12 yeah I can't
out healers mother-in-law anyways all right fucking I'm going for it I'm going
for it
I be coming you see my be coming. He's definitely doesn't have anybody on him because I just okay
Okay, I got the key I got the key fine look
That was a culture boy that was a culture what that was a culture my boy
Oh
You can't grab the axe it's not how many times I didn't say this old man
You look at the bad man is to your left be careful. We're not even sure that's the only bad man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm working matters. Well, I'm finally I'm finally making progress here working my way through the puzzle
I got the red wheel
I'm going to use to kill his gun.
Tell me who we got, tell me who we got.
Okay.
I'm out.
I'm good.
He says he's going to be to my left.
He's going to be to your left.
He's in the spot of your left.
Might be waiting for you to give him.
Give him to me.
Oh give me that give me a goodies give me a goodies Oh give me a goodies oh wait
wait no that was a dripliner
give me goodies give me goodies
I gotta pee oh god
oh god oh my balls are about to explode
don't do
pbs we got to use pbs or bs
do you use pbs or bs give me
Ppbs is better than BS.
Yeah, but I just really have a lot of help here.
Ppbs, okay, Ppbs, okay.
Oh, wait, you already killed Tequila, okay.
Now, if you use BS, this is where we're facing the PMC.
If we were facing Tequila and Killa, I'd probably use Ppbs.
Right? Right?
That makes sense, right? That makes sense.
Fill a higher-fleshed image.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Okay.
Where are we?
Fuckin'.
I'm out. I don't want to shoot you. You're not gonna shoot me at all. I know exactly who you are
Shoot anyone you see. Okay, I'll shoot you I'm close
The enemy is right between us I'm moving toward you
You're not even left to play hold that door. Well, she died. He died
Awful fucking quiet
We start the whole good ages to clear the area towards you, okay?
Nothing.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
I see nothing, dude.
Just some light taste for looting.
Maybe stick something in my butt before I never go to the mice.
I'm gonna do the same.
Should I put this in my butt hole?
What you doing?
What you doing?
Tell this to me.
Listen.
I'm very close to you now.
When you go out your door and you look left, there's a giant stone opening, right?
opening right? Yeah. Okay. Is he in that metal door? Is that
BMC looking at you in that metal door? It's in that room.
Metal door is closed.
Nobody see. Yeah, yeah, just stopped.
Hey, listen, where I'm at is through that metal door to the
right, and then to the left, where he's at is the metal
to where to the left okay so so you're to the right he's to the left right are
you moving right now and it's me you moving yeah I'm moving I see a dead
person okay I'm coming watch that people watch that people it means he's right
you see okay I see you I see you I'm gonna talk really down there okay all
All right, all right.
He's telling me back there, he's telling me back there.
Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly, what are you doing here?
Oh, you shouldn't have caught me
of Mr. Silly, it's dangerous.
We're playing games, oh, oh, what the?
That was on purpose, Mr. Silly.
Do not underestimate us, we are very powerful.
How do you like this, Mr. City?
Move in.
Move in.
He's back.
He's back.
Fucking.
Wait, wait.
You got why I hold another grenade?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me get in front of you.
There we go.
Go for it.
All right.
Yeah, let me get in front of you
Before it right and back up
Hear him I hear him he is back there
You in that door we still have to get
Mr.. Silly are you back there?
Mr. Silly! Come on out, Mr. Silly. Come on out now. There's nothing to be afraid of. We're here to help you.
You're saved! You're saved!
I have an impact.
Off the backboard, y'all!
I
You said the back room
Helmets, oh, yeah, what if I were killed so it then just give the business
Give the business. Oh, yes, 18 health on the who's he do you know?
Locking.
That's not a lot of business.
It's not a lot of business.
I'm just holding this shit. I'm prone so I can aim forever.
Pippin, pippin, pippin.
What's that? A grenade there?
Mr. Silly, come on out, Mr. Silly.
Exactly where he is.
Come on, James!
interesting interesting yeah I hear movie in a little bit
he's just probably prone in the furthest back spot and he's not gonna move
I
Stay back it could be dangerous. Stay back. I'm going in
Stay back students. Whatever you do. Don't come in here
To be dangerous
It could be it could be dangerous. Stay back stay back. Stay back. Oh, you do not want to be in here is far too dangerous
Far too dangerous do not come in here is far too dangerous
Listen, I'll take one for the team, but you owe me. You owe me big time
In the back in the back this was mine. This was one. Oh
Wouldn't dare
Approach. Oh, he's putting up a good fight. Oh
You got this oh
God, you might be too powerful. He might be
Oh god, he might be, oh no, oh god.
Got him, I got him, don't worry.
Woo!
That's why they call me the LeBron James of Darkoven.
I'll be right back, I got a little phone call.
Oh, take your time, take your time.
I'm gonna go check the other two spot places, the Hooligans, in this rain, okay?
Mm-hmm, my go thank you, gentlemen. Thank you. I'm just doing my part
I'm just doing my part saving the team and
saving the world
Fuck yeah.
Fuck it, sweet.
Rossi Scent, it's our son's Leo's birthday soon.
He loves watching you.
Could you wish him a happy birthday?
It would mean a world to him.
Happy birthday, Leo! Open TwiP, tickle it full of magical activities!
Godspeed, Leo, Godspeed.
Godspeed, Leo, Godspeed.
Let me take a little peep right here and say, oh, I can't reach it.
Oh, friends.
Incredible.
My goodness.
Hey, how you doing?
Mm.
Mm.
What?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm-hmm
Well could make so much money on cameo. Yeah, but then I'm a bitch
And I'm out mm-hmm
Gotta give and take this is this up to this dance
Is this guy here was this empty
Give me can you blame? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Well, you know what's fun here? I'm gonna see the last one
Careful be careful. I'm taking what I used to play this people would sit this spot forever
I think we're good. I think we got the lab pushed out.
Mm-hmm. We got the business. Do we have any quests here anymore? No, right?
I don't think so. Well, I think we do. Well, I think it's like one that we can just do,
Willie Nilly. It's like you gotta get lucky and get some more stuff. Not Willie Nilly.
Yeah, no Willie Nilly business. You want to talk about? No Willie Nilly business. I'd really
enjoy a good Willie Nilly every now and then, but if it's not available, it's not available.
Yeah, out of stock of the Willie Nilly, what can you do? What can you do?
I was constantly getting here. I was constantly playing $400,000 getting here.
Okay, all right, and I just dropped the ammo that I spent the last two minutes unpacking
Okay
Oh, there it is. Okay, got it
Oh
Give me guys no idea
This is gonna be a profound rate of magnificent proportions. Hey, how you doing my oh
Hi, hey, how you doing?
So, dude, I'm just hanging around and all this is hanging.
There's hanging around.
No, we're not even here.
Yeah, there's no loot over here.
So don't even look at the thing.
Yeah, probably just don't even look at this.
Skip this part.
Skip this.
Yeah, skip this over here.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
Just skip that part.
100% you have to get that part.
Skip this part.
It's good.
Yes.
Yeah.
Skip that one.
Yeah.
Just go ahead and skip that part.
Probably that's what I was thinking.
Yeah, skip that part
Go ahead and skip. Yeah. Go ahead and just skip that part. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and skip this over here
Dude, have you seen how much relays have been selling for yeah, like 200,000 speckles is why is that why is that?
I don't know all I can figure out is I mean I know there for the
With the med table or whatever, but Lord have mercy
know what I'm saying, why don't you say it?
You know what I mean?
Oh I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
Now that makes complete sense, oh I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
That makes complete sense absolutely.
Oh absolutely.
Oh absolutely.
Oh I mean absolutely.
You promise me promise?
I mean absolutely.
Oh absolutely.
promise oh I mean I mean absolutely I mean I mean absolutely a hundred percent
100% absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely
absolutely literally uh-huh you got my foot around I promise I know I even
swear. Uh huh. Oh, my God. Oh, the loot here is just terrible. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, my
God. You're stealing. You are stealing. You are stealing my shit. You're stealing my
crap. You're stealing my goodies. You're stealing my goodies. You're Batman. You're
going to hell. There's just no loot here. Where's the loot? This guy spread out of
mine I should have spent so much time with those you know what I'm saying those
rigs oh my god oh there's some some little some some
oh yeah oh there's no loon here oh my god I'm same over here same over here give
me oh I'm so pissed oh I'm so pissed oh my this is no loon this is no loon
Darn it is what I say darn it darn it to hack. I mean there's just nothing here
Oh
Dang it over there. Oh, it's like I felt like there wasn't there should be a bit going. Oh, just wasn't it wasn't
Oh, that is so sad to hear that is so sad here. I'm sorry to hear that
It's tough. Oh my good. Oh, dude. This is no loot. Damn it. Oh, it's damn it. Oh
I'm not finding a single thing. I mean, oh
Oh, God! I mean, this is not a piece of loop for miles of rides. It's ridiculous.
Where's the gosh darn loo-
Where's the damn loo-
That's what I'm saying. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Where's the loo-
Wait.
Yep.
Absolutely.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, giving money's worth.
Oh, giving money's worth.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Give me money's worth.
Give me money's worth.
Oh, my goodness.
If only they were lewd on this map, it'd be the perfect map.
It'd be the perfect map.
It'd be the perfect map.
Oh, my goodness.
Wouldn't it be the lady?
Oh.
Oh, well, you know, you just, oh, darn it.
There's just no Ludi.
You've done it.
There's just no Ludi.
Oh, God.
I mean, if there was just a piece of Ludi, just one,
that would make my day.
That would make me get a little Ludi.
I mean, a little something would be nice.
A little something.
I feel like we're getting, oh, oh my goodness.
Oh, oh, God.
OH GOD THERE'S JUST NO FUCKIN' LOOP!
OH SHIT!
OH MY GOD!
I'm allergic- wait what did I- oh shit I'm allergic to something.
What did I just eat?
I just ate- I'm allergic to Snickers!
DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Oh no no no I got backups.
I'm allergic to fucking Snickers bars that's actually great news dude.
Who the fuck cares about Snickers?
You know what I'm saying?
They honestly give you they give you less water than they do the food. Who's he do's he's?
They drink your water second thing. Oh, yeah, I know I know
oh
Do I'm just pissed cuz there's no loot that's just me you're mean
That's me too, dude. I am
Oh, I don't even know what to do here. I'm beside myself. I'm beside myself because of the lack of loot to do here
Oh my god, I I'm
I'm
Seen with rage because it's just no loot. There's no you're probably
I'm I'm I'm you know what I'm sending a strongly worded letter a strong he learned a letter where the letter
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sitting a strongly worded letter to the key to that's what I'm gonna do
letter letter
L-E-T-T-E-R.
Leather to Lequita?
No, no, leather.
A leather.
A strong leather to Lequita.
No, strong leather.
A strong leather.
We're sending a strong leather to Lequita.
I mean, you do what you gotta do, you know?
Strong, strongly lured weather.
It's what I...
Slung, slung, slung...
Swarmah.
Slung, slung, slarmah.
Swarmah.
Swarmah.
Very high now, a swarmah.
a sweater made of slugs slunk slunk vector I believe that's a German one no loot okay you
know what I just I mean this is nothing here I should we just get out of here because there's
nothing here oh you know what oh god you know what I mean you know what you go ahead just
get out of here because there's just no loot here there's no you go ahead get out of here
If there's no loot it's a leave it's going to leave because this is I mean, oh my goodness you I don't want to
Make you do this anymore me burden you with this. This is I mean, this is horrible brought me here
This is who I just literally there's no loot. There's no loot. There's no loot. There's no loot at all. Oh
My goodness. Oh
My goodness. Oh my god. This is done. This is it's zero
How why would they make a map with your own loot? I don't understand
You can heck is going on makes no sense. It literally makes it. Oh my goodness
What the frickin Frick is going on? What the frick is going on good question good question hundred percent good question
That's a great question. I'm just asking questions exactly. Oh my god
This is no loot. There's just no
My god, I mean I can they put one piece of loot on this whole forsaken map
Holy shit, it would be nice. It would be nice, but beggars can't be choosers beggars can't be choosers
You know what I mean? That's what I say. That's what I say beggars can't be choosers
Yeah, you know what I mean, you know what I mean absolutely absolutely
Mm-hmm exactly. Oh
God this
This just now
Loot this it's doesn't exist. It doesn't
Be no loot. There's no looting. They're continues to be no these little weaves jeez
Low-wees, you know what? I'm pissed. I'm getting out of here. I'm pissed because there's no loot. I'm done
I'm you know, I'm done. I'm just done being pushed around tossed around
Disrespected, you know, I come here. I spend my viable time coming down the lab with clean the labyrinth and
And it's and and my time is just suspected my time is disrespect is respected. Yeah, it's this is ridiculous
Hold on now
She'll be missing some sort of key
I think I'm poisoned. I'm poisoned. We need to go. We need to go. I lost the key. Oh
I got I need to I don't know. I'm just I'm sitting I'm pissed. You know what?
I'm gonna go as far as say I'm disgruntled. I am this
Bruntled I'm had enough that shit. I've had enough. I've had enough right
Yeah, honestly, would you mind this here? Would you mind?
Yeah, I
My goodness we both got no loot at all. Would you mind if I just take?
just just I hope you don't mind you might by just taking just a moment to
myself just in silence to really process this okay thank you to recover thank
you I appreciate that
I will be right back
Run up with the stack with the fucking trap
Get them fucking bread, getting fucking bands
Pull up on your mans like I'm Peter Pan
Fucking on your bitch, fucking on your thought
Smoking fucking rocks, smoking fucking crack
Pull up in the back with the fucking strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fucking back
Pull up with the beat, with the fucking beat
Sticky on my head, glicky on my shit Sticky on my side, sticky on my crits
Bitch, I'm a crit, I'm a fuckin' crit Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop
All this fuckin' bread, make me wanna poop Pull up to the studio, take a duke
Hoppin' out so fast to poop
Yeah, thank you, dude. Thanks for giving me just a moment there.
Oh my goodness. Oh it took no time to unpack all my goodies because it just wasn't any
They just wasn't any to be behold. There wasn't any to be hold unfortunately. There wasn't any to be hold
What a shame what a shame doesn't what a shame what a shame
All right, you know what dude hold up dude. Okay, that's scrawny squirrel guy isn't here in two seconds
where is the where the fuck is
cooking I've caught him I've caught him it is midnight it is I've caught him I've
caught him that one was shot that one was shot
I'm going to be down quick.
Yeah, one more shot.
One more shot. One more shot. One more shot.
Oh, she's right stream.
Dude, I'm on stream.
Why do you think I'm just going to plug up the phone and say something racist?
Yeah, no, nobody thought you were going to do it.
You're gonna do that nobody thought I was I would just I
Just wanted to let you know you're on stream so you could say hello to everyone
You might want a phone call
No, we say hello
Okay, all right, okay, okay
Welcoming close you're on stream. You're on stream. I'm seeing right now. You give it a feeling
It's cozy why you act like I'm just gonna start ripping slur
You are assuming that's why I'm telling you you're on see I'm telling you on cheese. You can say hello to everyone. Yeah, oh
Hello
Say hello back guys
Hello. Yeah, we got see what a sweet experience. What a sweet experience. Welcome in, Mr. Coach.
Welcome in. You're only five hours late. No big deal. Probably got caught in traffic.
Bro, I have to fix my sleep schedule, man. How do I do it? I usually stay up for two
days straight when I have to fix my sleep schedule. I woke up at 9 p.m. today. That's
a good time to wake up. That's a good time to wake up back. Welcome back, sir. Welcome
back. Hello. Oh, you've been a little too successful. I'm not either. Yeah, I, I, I
should be. I am. You like to root it all. Yeah, I might do the I see. I've been too
successful to. I don't have any space to start another rate. I got it. I got a
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy. Oh, what a sweet little delight. Oh my goodness.
I love what I'm playing Tarkov and it's fucking me and then it gets three other big Brawling men to come fuck me with it
It's fantastic. It's a little spice man. Oh, right on top
It's my favorite it's my favorite
Miss you coach you miss you come oh
Oh, oh, oh.
Of course, my apologies.
Guys, don't move a bear body from a scav jump box
into a modular pack 45 because you have committed,
we read this, zero.
Unfortunately, that is a terrible crime in Russia.
I mean, if I was in Russia,
I would be, who would be knocking down my door
to arrest me?
Thank God I'm in America where I can just go ahead and press okay.
Woo! Close one, am I right Miss Coxe? Close one.
That's close, that's close.
I dare you, you coxe.
I bet you 100 subs, you won't take a flight to Russia
and then post and take talking about how you hate Putin
and then wait 24 hours.
I bet you won't, 100 subs, 100 subs.
Oh, y'all can do it.
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, I did.
Chicken! Chicken!
The 100-year-old would have been covered in flight!
Fine. 110 jobs.
Deal.
Plus, uh, look, see, I don't know if you know this, but flights to Russia are cheap because no one wants to go there!
Yeah, isn't it like cold there 24-7 and snowy?
That's why, yeah.
Yeah, that's why, because of the chilliness.
It-because it's a bit nippish. That's why no one wants to go there.
It's a little nippy. It's a little nippy.
It's not that they're like communists, not that they're like at a war, nothing.
It's the fact that your nipples get hard and walking off the plane.
17th time Russia is not communist.
No, once you're communist, always communist.
Once you're communist, always communist.
Once you're communist, always communist.
Am I right, boys? Am I right, boys?
Of course.
Once you're communist, always a communist.
ridiculous
Wait, so we so close you don't have labored in awesome
We kind of like done that with the bunch today. I say cuz I bet you were so close
I should just run through the last couple ice maker quests and we go to ice make you guys down
Well, I have a question right now. I mean, oh there I think I've got a really
really close I've got to be close I have bored the smuggler hovercraft on
shoreline they can't cause you bring us with him if he's got it right or wait
wait you might what what question are you on I don't know but I'm pretty serious
one of us what's the icebreaker quest line called
Oh
I'm getting where the coasting it is bring us
Well me get what what question you want my game crash. I'm over in my gun
You might be on this quest too. I'm pretty sure we did it
You see you see it's I'm on tell mechanic you found transferred to the ice maker hold on
Okay
The quest we're on is a quest after that.
How do we talk to this handsome man? Would you take it?
There's one talk-off trader that might be a P.D.O.P.
This guy.
What?
What?
Just taking a shot at the door.
Taking a guess.
Taking a guess.
Um.
Mmm.
Good guess, honestly.
Yeah, thank you.
Well, that's good.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
You can't easily the fairest trader you deal with.
No, no, no.
I know he's got great deals.
No, yeah, no.
I'm saying a pedo can't have a coupon.
He's hiding something.
I have a.
What?
You're having it, my dad.
Wait, hold on, give me one second here.
I gotta sort my stats a little bit.
He wasn't saying it.
I have no room.
We've been actually winning so hard today.
We're winning so hard.
We actually have, like, we've had some rough losses,
but overall, we are so up.
Like, so up.
We are super up. We are super up today.
the most up they I've had weeks.
100%
I'll bring it back down. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Thank you. Thanks, sir.
I should get a little bit more space my stash almost done
that on my job was done to put everything in the scav
Jack boxes almost out here almost out here almost out here hold on now hold on hold your horses
hold your horses hold your horses what is there a bug with the flea market
you
you
you
you
you
You
I see you're doing something so funny
I don't
I feel like it
I feel like I'm a big fan
I've never seen a black sub-flash in 2400 years
2400 years
I wish that's the replay
I've never seen a black sub-flash in 2400 years
I guess you'll be flyin'
I guess I'll be flyin'
I got 580 rupees
That's 50
Okay, I'll start eating this for the fourth time.
This one's just too-
I'm sorry.
I'll get it.
I could do it with nothing, but I'm gonna make it fast.
Yeah.
I need a two-minute overview in the beginning.
I'll be my best, he's the shot moving in
And he's just the rest, he's the only little faithless
Never seen him fall, back down to the right again
Just facing me and saying fall
That's not how you do it
Thank you
That shot was always into abruptly
Alright boys, let's ride
Now that's a big bet
That's a bagger right there boys. That's a bagger. That's a certified bagger right there bringing a big bag
I'm just gonna not very good. Yo, yo, you get me. Yeah, we've been
Should be a loot right surely surely of course
Voice all right. All right. Well, I'm gonna bring a big backpack. Oh, don't be one. Don't be one. Oh, no, no, no
You're fine. Yeah, no
That's all I needed to hear. Yeah, this is like 2.5 million dollars
Yeah, no, no, no, it's I think it's 700,000 was again 4,000 euros to get out which I believe it's like
We say 5,000 euros is 1.3. No, you know for it. We don't need 4,000 euros to get out wait
Is it 4,000 ways in 4,000 euros you know right 4,000?
It is 8 so it's 876,000 plus 700,000 so 1.57 to get to get in and out
I mean, I'm getting word that they switched it back.
I'm hearing it's 2,400 euros, 2,400 euros.
Well actually, it never was 2,400 euros.
It was 2,500, but they wrote it as 2,400.
But I heard that they switched it back.
You just tell me 700K rubles, 2,400 euros.
I believe that because enough people have said it.
Yeah, but I got word they changed it from 400 to 700.
They changed it from 2,500 to 4,000.
That's right, I've heard.
Read your fucking chat.
Oh, got it.
I'm bringing out 5,000 euros just in case but it's 400,000
euros
Thank God
There it is right there there it is right there. Thank you. Thank you. There it is. There it is
I think
What we think I think it's 2400
Honestly, if I had to guess, I'd say it's $700,000 to go in.
$2,500 to get out.
But if I had to really guess, yeah.
Let's find out.
Let's find out.
Let's find out.
Let's find out.
Let's do it.
We don't actually know.
I think it's 2,400 euros, but you have to have $2,500 to pay it.
Is it the glitch?
You come out?
I don't, but that.
You don't remember the glitch that happened the first week this came out.
I brought 2400 specifically and it wouldn't leave.
I do. I saw that clip. I didn't know that was what it was.
Yeah. So what it is is you have to bring 2500, but it only takes 2400.
But you can't just have 2400 because they won't let you fucking leave.
It's fantastic.
I don't know if they think so.
Of course.
It was fantastic.
It was fantastic.
All right.
Get food and water.
We have food water.
Actually, there's food water down below the thing.
If I get Dr. Jekyll doing this, I swear to God, I'm gonna circumcise close to your lab on stream tonight.
There's no...
Dr. Jekyll.
Oh my God.
Dr. Jekyll.
Dr. Jekyll.
Please, please.
Dr. Jekyll.
Dr. Jekyll.
Dr. Jekyll.
What is Dr. Jekyll?
It's when I can't run anymore, every single time I spend, I get a bleed.
Please, please, please.
We guys I I'm thinking about bringing a g36 and m855 I feel like I should do that
Bring in an SR with m80
If we can if we can kill the first batch then then we're gonna be good cuz whatever shit they have is gonna be better than what we have
Raiders
a celebration for my brother Eli. Wish him a happy birthday for the Emperor.
Happy birthday Eli!
Happy birthday Eli. That's what I'm doing boys. That's the plan. I'm bringing BS Samoan
because I think that these guys only have 30 head health unlike other bosses in every
other map which is really nice you guys uh do you still have to smoke the ground for that room uh
yeah but i got the smoke so wait oh here's a pop of pizza take care you don't you worry boss
can we just what technically to sit there with the impact grenade to wait for them to open the
door i don't think these guys die at impact grenades or any grades for that matter it's
grenade proof I don't think so.
okay
okay
don't ask me uh don't ask me the logistics on that
I won't know
don't ask me the logistics on that boss
okay all right uh no they are not
well I've never killed one with a grenade
all right let's try
I need a bite
but do you deserve one
hmm
I
See oh, they go here and they're not for me
Yeah, I just I think that there's something with how they programmed when you just like don't get that kill
You double your top white or or or you've been out here throwing stinkers
I couldn't have been throwing stinkers. I could have been throwing stinkers absolutely. Yeah, you're throwing stinkers absolutely
Absolutely, I by the way, I guarantee you one of us
get it is gonna die in the mechanical room hundred of bitty percent but no
doubt my life that was you guys I'm just I'm gonna get zero kills and a shit
little loop okay sounds good all right I'm going to be let's ride
Keep looking in the dark and save it.
No, man.
Okay, pay me.
Okay, okay.
Enemy force is following me.
Enemy force is following me.
Enemy force is followed me.
Slowly taking me away!
Holy moly, noies!
I'm begging you!
I'm begging you!
I'm begging you!
I'm begging you, no, no!
痛.
It hurts!
It hurts!
compression.
compression.
It hurts!
It hurts!
It hurts!
No, it hurts!
Oh, my goodness!
That's embarrassing!
It hurts.
It hurts!
Please, please.
I hope that you're going to get through serious sorrow.
I want to see you doisies.
That's right again!
I
Don't be boy, we're going I'm going back to customs. What I don't I don't want to just run you want to run south, right?
Oh shit. Oh, I'll go to this tower to give the people back
I forgot I threw a flash in labyrinth. I threw an extra flash out of my gun and now I got the alternating flashlight situation
I'll take one. Oh really? Oh good. Good. Good. Yes. Like an ironically
Me at the tower
I'm going to put it in the uh in the little room here, but I don't know just keep down
your inventory, but uh, oh okay sounds good taking it up
okay all right now we're cooking this is a regular flashlight no no not a laser but
I see nothing
running south
I want to dodge this one the dogs two other goods
short line is like 90% dog shit spawns in 10% lucky lucky lucky lady lucky lady lucky lady
lucky lady oh lucky lady lucky lady 90% dog shit I mean it's always like whatever you're
trying to do it is the opposite like you get the best like oh my god we got the
best resort spawn but we're trying to go to pierce we got yeah that's like a
house my house every single time I want to kill here's house every single time
No, what?
Behind you guys behind you guys
You try up here. Don't you worry closely. We will prevent you were you where were you exactly up here?
No, I died there above you
right here, right here
We didn't use I heard the shot. It was for you
Probably saw it we must
If she frosty
She frosty
He's between us and Tarkov come see
He's fucking welcome
Welcome to hell you shit of a bitch
That you're having a good day too.
When you hear the shot up there.
I didn't hear it.
Yeah, I heard the shots right here.
I didn't hear it.
You shot right for this rock.
I heard it.
I didn't hear it.
He must be above us, we would have seen him down below.
I bet you saw three of us, then probably retreated back to the Hoosie-Doozie.
Is that right?
Yeah, he's probably in the building.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, the hoosie doosie. The hoosie doosie.
Oh, dude.
That or he just saw how good I was and screamed in my body.
We were to see him. We were to see him.
I guess we were to see your body.
Oh, wait.
I didn't hear shit. I'm going off whatever you saw me.
I'm just following you because I didn't hear nothing.
I can see your information right now.
I'm going in!
stand back a bitch boy you killed my friend cold a guy I know how you're
gonna pay for that right now he's done in here I'm telling you he's just a I
don't think he was up there I think I think he's gonna be on my body but
where's your body advice directly south really in between us and where we
spawn like directly you shot right from this rock this is where he lies okay my
body is in that field that you're staring at we're kind of by there's like
a a verb lake not there in the lake you're right more right right over there
on yeah you see a lake you're right yeah uh-huh yeah I died literally pretty
much exactly where you're standing oh exactly where you're looking oh let's go
over there that's crazy that I didn't hear that cuz that was right next to you
peanut what I mean I know the game's perfect but so it must be on my end right
Oh, yeah, probably I'm this level 20 years about to die now
Not gonna happen pal
My for something to our right
She went no, I just heard a bush. What did you die? I thought it should be literally right around here
you sure yep I got one tap oh she doesn't say that's right
I hope you be this far back
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah car he's going car. Mm-hmm. I mean his ad smugglers right now
We just go to smugglers kill him take the car give his clothes. He come back
Maybe he's like a cloaksie stream sniper and he doesn't care about it didn't even know us
Maybe maybe he hates folksy
Maybe he's a racist he wants to knock out the competition
He's right here! He's right here!
He's right below us. He's right below us.
Tossing another...
We're left. We're left.
Okay, tossing another...
more down in there. Okay. Well,
that's all the needs I have.
Yeah, I'm gonna do a smoke and
make him think it's a grenade.
Ready? Here we go.
Okay, that's not very convincing.
It's also gonna be really bad if
he's actually down there. Yeah,
now he can just play your smoke.
Hehehehe
You see him?
No, I don't see shit
You heard him run by, right?
No
Are you serious? Are you yelling at your hearing, Chad?
No, I got sordans on
We heard him run by
We heard him run by
I think I got sixes or some shit
Do I heard him run by as clear as gay?
I'm telling you I didn't hear the shot and I didn't hear him run by but I do have a sword
I
That's it
Yeah, oh we got we guys on both sides of us. I'm out of shape. What do you see?
No, no, there's one of my resort and run one up. I cut a cut road to cause
I'm getting stamina back
Oh god. Oh god, oh no.
Where are these guys hiding?
They're just sitting and pushing and yanking and shit.
I don't think they were shooting at us.
Wait, one right here in front of me?
One right here in front of me?
This is the guy.
This is the shot I heard.
This is the guy I heard was dead.
Okay.
Here.
Are you inside?
Yeah, I'm inside this building.
This is the shot I heard.
This is definitely the guy.
I heard him was dead.
Careful
I see it. Oh, no, no, that is a tractor
Right there, right there!
Oh, here, right here.
Oh, Reed.
Oh.
Reed.
Oh.
Did you see that?
Are you up top?
No, I'm still in the house.
You see, you see, you see that?
Yeah, I saw him. I saw him. I had eyes on him.
He went to the right, he went to the right,
and somebody else is shooting at him.
He's getting shot at from outside.
he's getting shot at from outside I see my ship he's right on the wall
she lay there's another one somebody who's shooting me I got coming in for
me I'm good good that's good good good
oh shit my legs down I don't even know where I don't know where I think it's
gotta be ripped all the way I think they're all the way up a resort it's
the only way they'd have an angle on you oh my god rubs the og
said hello p no fast food places that start with the letter
w what a burger wing stop Wendy's and when these nuts drag
across your mouth
maybe that's a local restaurant i've never heard of that one
Ouch. I'm trying to focus.
I'm trying to focus!
Locking.
Little bit of healing. Little bit of healing.
Take your time.
Yeah, I know if my gun can reach that far, boss. I know.
That's what I was gonna say. They have every single advantage on us
if we decide to give it to them by peeking.
Or we can force them to peek.
How many of you do it by peeking?
Yeah, I thought so. I figured.
I figure. I figure.
I think they're more to the left like act actual resort actual resort
She's looking black at the bottom of them tree. I'm gonna do something super stupid
What the hell
Go in into the top of the rocks!
Into the vent!
There's another one alive!
There's another one alive!
There's two of them!
Get out, get out!
Hit the deck, hit the deck!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
Shoot the, shoot the, shoot the, shoot the, shoot the, shoot the, shoot...
Oh I'm so dead!
Oh my god, I'm so dead!
Oh god, I don't have any pick-ups!
Oh my god, I'm so dead!
It's over.
It's over, it's over, we're dead.
Fall back, fall back!
Come back, you've got everything you need.
It's okay, I can...
Everything, everything a young peanut could need.
Sshh, sloppy, upty for a note,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And how's it going?
Is it burning?
Not so much.
A lot.
No, no, no, no, no.
Smoking smoke is not just a joke.
Smoking smoke.
Smoking smoke.
Where's the smoke?
We have to find out where it is.
What is it?
Smoking smoke?
We have to find out.
Okay well last time you talked you were yelling I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead so no no no no
No that was a that was a misdirect I thought you might be the enemy I hadn't test you
Oh
I hope I passed
Yeah you passed congratulations
I
Want to crawl through these trenches like it's Vietnam. I don't fuck these guys
I believe in you. I believe you. I have zero information on their location
So they're both towards the resort now. They're both towards the resort now actually towards it
Actually, if you look at the resort, they're gonna be in your life site
That's fucking Vietnam in here excellent fucking Vietnam in this bitch
You damn out here they're in the fucking trees they're in the fucking walls
I'm gonna try to bait their shots all right it's best I can do because I'm not fucking pushing across the field
I'm gonna draw their shots in the walls
Okay, they didn't shoot
Not my fault. I guess I might as well lose
Well you did all you do.
I ran right across them.
They may have repositioned.
They did reposition, I shot one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I called the next thing I see and damn it.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I play a little game. It's called how much can I fit in my butt before I am able to die because you're going to die and then everybody's going to yell at me to hurry up.
It's a little game I like to play.
That's fine.
Sounds like a fun game.
Very fun game.
It's very fun.
It's very fun.
It's very fun.
It's pretty fun.
I need some painkillers.
I just run, but I don't.
I'm just going to block my legs out.
And I'm done.
I
Some painkillers I just run but I don't it's gonna block my legs out. I'm done
Why not see any of them maybe they just left
That's what I'm saying. I ran like right across for they absolutely should have taken shots
Because you we might put out there just stand still
I
Turn away from him and bend over so they can't shoot you that okay perfect. Let me think about it
Give me some time. It's just to confirm. Just good. Just stand out the open look away from him and bend over
So they can't shoot you that
Give me a little bit of time to think
Give excuse me. This could be a really good thing for me if you if you get them to see even once
I can play kill right now
Okay, I I'm gonna
Gonna eat and drink
You see Bob be like is it bugging you to lay down?
Hey, I'm gimmick and I would love to know I was just gonna say they're grenades
The way we came in the way we came in towards road to customs. There's no idea up there anymore. Fuck it. I'm gonna run it
No, they're not I'm right. I'm running. I'm running it. Go go go. I was gonna say if I were them
I would sweep over that that direction. That's what they exactly what they did exactly what they did
I'm going for a bubble over the hill over the hill and what I'm going up here. Just
I'm gonna take you out of there still up here
Locking just gonna barricade
Board road to customs road to customs side they just created
I'm peeping, I'm peeping, I'm peeping in that whole field, I don't see a single soul.
Well, a grenade just went off and I don't think that was, it wasn't a natural gas, it wasn't
one of those grenade burns.
They're natural in this habitat.
I
Have a spot I have a good spot
I
See nothing
I don't like the back back side like toward the like the edge of the map back side
just between smugglers and road to customs yeah grenade went off wait I
just got to the resort yeah I'm looking out there was dude that was not resort
and literally those towards road to customs they're fully auto-sale trucking
yeah yeah yeah you sure when the just about to say it's you know to like
literally like if I seven eight nine now it's 10 seconds sure okay all right
Unless sordid headphones are bugged, which we've already had multiple situations right in here shit
So that's a possibility, but unless the sordid headphones are fundamentally bugged
I'm telling you I'm people, but I'm actually anything
Did he win I don't know but I heard
Those shots came from road to customs
They're doing a mega flank although now they know they're
mega flank they're gonna be they're looped all the way around towards road
a mega flank now they're trying to push from this way because that's a shot
coming from here I'm not gonna let you fool anyone yeah yeah yeah this is the
guy comes comes moving on them
Okay, so this is two groups.
I see him.
Oh!
One down, one down.
Yeah.
Okay, excellent.
Okay, so this is two different groups of people.
There's another group of people coming in from road to customs.
I'll deal with these guys.
You deal with those guys.
I got one more guy.
I'll deal with those guys.
Yeah, they're sniping at me. They're sniping at me. That's another one towards that. That's
I'm trying to come here.
This is full. This is bastard.
He's lurking in the shadows.
I need to take one more shot.
Just one more shot.
I need to take one more shot.
Just one more quickie.
One more.
Oh, yeah, wait.
Wait, did you shoot that?
No.
You try here this field then yes me. Let's right here this field
You try to bait the shots with the road because
I think they may have been going towards
This is a hundred people
There's a person
This is like a thousand of them. There's a person over here too. All right. I'm running out. I might get some shots right here
Just listen
Don't get distracted by the loot
You know Shotsbush, are you beating yet? Yeah, I'm running all around
Scavenger
This is past it, this is past it.
It's full, it's full of things we're going to see in the past.
There's a whole new battle going on over here.
multiple tingles multiple tingles
I don't hear it. I think you might be safe
I think the tingles moved over younger
Yeah, yeah, I think the guys I heard moved towards you
I'm just counting right now. If I don't hear anything. I'm gonna move towards you in like 30 seconds
Did you kill the guy that killed me? Yeah, I've killed, I've killed all of them. I'm killing all of them guys
So you got my loot?
I haven't do anything yet, but I killed three absolute juicers. I mean, whoa
each of them were massive
it's gonna be one crazy I'm about to kill it fourth one
we're here we move it quick move it
fucking
helmet and armor what helmet and I'm really a bastion and my my armor is
square in tan which I'm thirsty boy I'm thirsty boy thirsty boy
There's two boys, there's two boys, there's two boys, there's two boys, there's two boys, there's two boys, there's two boys, there's two boys.
Lock him.
Infiltrating enemy territory. How do we speak?
This house got up to the smugglers. I got a good position but I don't see shit.
I see a dead guy, I see two dead guys, where are these fours, where are these fours?
Where these fools are lurking, lurking behind you.
Do you need to eat any pussy?
Oh.
Oh!
Oh god!
I'm gonna try to get to the resort!
I'm gonna try to get to the resort!
Back into the resort!
I can do two things.
I can push towards you, or I can get us both drinks.
You've been pissed!
What do you want us to do?
What do you want me to do?
We just kill this guy real quick, what's he...
Oh, we put...
Uh, we...
What was the second thing you could do?
I'm as smothered still so I can grab us some water.
Go to water.
Can we head to you? Or head straight to you?
Just go, yeah.
Just grab...
I'll just see you.
Oh, see, I see him.
Take his life.
I'm gonna get us some...
Some wawa.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
See my, see my, see my, see my.
I'm going, I'm going in.
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
I
Don't think I was talking about
I
Murder born or ass me. Oh my god, oh my god
Now you cook peanut in game
I don't even know that said I already know if we that wasn't bad
I was shooting a lock off if you heard that those shots
He just took a shot at me and then he'll leave?
He did!
He went into the resort, he took a shot at me and then he just laughed.
What is wrong with these people?
Literally that's every, since the season one that's been the meta.
People shoot at us and if they don't kill us, they fall so far back it's crazy.
He just fucked off!
I'm telling you, dude.
That's what I'm telling you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The hell is going on around here?
To make it pop a nut. Oh, oh, oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
goodness oh
Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, that's so good here. All right. Oh, yeah, I'm going back to it. You where you at boys?
Smugglers come on come to the green tent. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm on one of your bodies
I'm not coming. I'm coming. Dude is absolutely fucking loaded. I'm coming. I'm coming
It's gonna fill your, it's gonna fill your entire bag.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Could you beat me up, boys?
There could be some other hooligans out here.
Yard of a pirate.
Let me get a couple of tasty treats off of this hooligan.
Couple of tasty treats.
Okay, good, good, good.
You got it, you got it.
I'm just, I'm leaving this guy for you to feast on.
Oh, thank you.
Oh
My oh
Gigabee. Oh my god
Whoa, whoa
That's my gun by the way. Did you drop my look for a backpack? I threw somewhere wait wait
Wait, what's your gun?
Which one's your gun?
You got it too?
Yeah, the guy, whatever you're looking for now.
Me?
What's your name?
What's your name in the game?
This can't be your gun.
Oh, God.
He's got a six-patch.
That's the same guy.
What you saying?
Brickle.
No, no, Brickle.
Brickle got a eight-one-nine.
Brickle got a Mr. Silly Billy.
Oh.
Okay, that is, okay, that's a little suspicious.
Wait, I just realized this guy doesn't have a dog tag.
Wait.
Oh, yeah, that's the mic.
This is not Mr. Silly Billy.
This is not me.
Give me one quick second.
I'm gonna eat this giga beef.
Ooh, that's a bold move.
I'm gonna eat some water though.
You got some water for me?
Yeah, I got water for you over here.
Go into the green tent in smugglers.
I'm coming up.
I drank half of it.
I left half, 30 water.
Wow.
And a shitload of loot.
30 water?
Thanks, Bowser.
I mean, should I?
It takes you to the 30 water bottles after all my hard work out here.
Maybe I should take this move. What do you think?
I probably should have eaten that giga beef. I'm not going to like you.
I'm not going to like you. The giga beef gives you minus 50 hydration and it just
fucked me. It just fucked me. It just fucked me. I am not.
Well, it's not the healing. It's the stamina. I have no stamina to get
back. I'm just walking through the steel. I'm grabbing the water. I'm coming to you,
Mr. Peanut you get the meat sweat on my way. Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you
I'm over here
It would be the field I'm next to that trench I crawl crawl through I got the meat sweats. I got the meat sweats
I got the meat sweats
Thank you sir. Thank you dirty water. Okay. Hold on
Okay, that's sons possibly dangerous part possibly dangerous. Hmm. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me
Oh
You know what happened you some fun up in the resort of course
Hopefully the car's gonna hear intent. Well, I'm not going to green 10
Fine. I'll go to the green 10
No, you don't need to go. I'll go to the beach. I know you were doing for a little water thing
You know my state you said of a bitch. It's probably best not to go to the green tent
But you found both bodies, right? I found two bodies
Yeah, okay one guy was poor this guy's loaded, and I didn't touch anything except for a little bit of wall walk for myself
Do you need the poor guy? I?
Got the poor guy. I mean you want an AK-74
I wanted off one of them. Mr. Silly Billy the film for you, or do you know what?
Yes, you should run that you juiced as Adar for some goddamn reason
I
Let me take a little peep just a little peep nothing to brass nothing to brass
Don't worry close. You will be right out. I did I did see you didn't kill the guy that killed me
Uh, you got that gimmick. He is holding the dog tags. No, no, no, no this guy
What about the other guy there's two guys? I
black division gear and
You got a star
You can have this guy just hard
No
We can't walk all the way to have to fat well big fat boy
I'm just saying I didn't see that guy got the black armor. He probably just bailed. I
Didn't see that guy
I will you have to eat that whole jar of mayonnaise in there though. Well, I jerk off in the corner
That's the stipulation. That's the stipulation. That's the requirement
It's a scavenger and another one
You guys have to go see if the cars up or you're dead
Yeah
Oh
Is there bullet magnetism and talk of I
Have bullet magnetism because I'm hacking. I don't know if there's genuinely a generally it boy magnetism. Is there?
Not sure I'm also
Hacking so yeah, it's kind of weird not having hacks. I don't really know. It's been so long
I'm a hacker man
Man
No, really, there's not, there's not hackers, couldn't imagine not to be a non-hacker, I'll
tell you.
There's out Aimbot, Walmax, Loot Sucking, Hack, Loot Suck, Hack, two hackers and a furry
walk into a bar. Oh no. Two hackers and a furry went to shoreline and the furry got
filmed from 200 meters.
It is the worst round, Clokesy, I'm so sorry.
I think you died and we've been in here for like 30 fucking minutes.
Hey, oh gosh, here, gosh, here, gosh, here! I activated it!
No you didn't, I can literally fucking see you.
I think you're sooo clever.
You think you're sooooooo clever.
You're not gonna be clever when I take SpongeBob's spatula 3000 with A.I.
assist and put it in your butthole and turn it on.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'll tell you that right now.
You're not gonna be so clever when you realize that that's what I do every fucking weekend anyway.
This guy's li-
livin' like lyric! livin' like lyric!
I still think you should do the hamster in your butthole streamer challenge.
10 streamers, 10 hamsters, one in each but first one for the chat to be like,
hey, do you have a hamster in your butthole?
Losers. Losers.
First one to get caught. Losers and the punishment is you have to do an 8-hour stream with a raccoon in your butthole.
That's the move.
That is what the people want to see!
Let me speak to the people!
Let me speak to the people!
That's what the people want to see!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Sort of lost the um...
Hey, Minecraft hardcore, and we can't remove the hamster from our butt till he went.
Gotch?
Gotch.
Gotch.
Gotch.
Oh my god.
Peter, right in front of us!
I don't want to just poop myself, give me.
This seat was going to look like McClaren's driver's seat, excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent
raid.
All right, and we're back, Mr. Closey, I hope you have a kit together, you had a lot of
Lot of time
Lot of time there's dilly-dally and hanging around got three guys not too shabby boys not too shabby
So say some post-mix I don't use post-mix specifically for stream
But you should probably and if these are that's just there was like go back
There's one team that rode the customs run team. Yeah, that guy just I don't know how he passed us. I
Don't know he's crazy
I'm just glad that only close you die. Whoo
True. I mean big up big up massive. That's huge. That's huge. I'm telling you. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
All right, let's ride it's one for real boys this time. We actually make it to the docks
Instead of dying 30 seconds into the rain
Talking to you folks. I'm talking to you
Did I am my gear is too heavy to stop moving
Your starting gear was so heavy you had to stop moving. Yeah, I'm level 20
How much you get 20 bitches now get the red
We're going to icebreaker
This is the dumbest idea ever
Domic idea ever invite me this is the dumbest idea ever
See, this is the best idea ever. This is the best I get any money
Oh, yeah, we do you guys are 25
I'll probably die this right so I'll take it next right okay, okay use of the deep
Yeah, you're worried all right
Creep story for lock we ever want to hear a creep story. No one wants you I'm in everyone wants you a good story
I mean, I'll tell you, I mean, I'll tell you a crib story, sir.
Back in there.
So me and the Crips story in the Crips.
Yeah, I don't know if you guys know this, but I was part of the Crip Gang.
Long time ago.
Long time ago.
I mean, just keeping it 10 does down through.
Oh, I've never seen you there. I've never seen you there remember we used to hang out the spot
So me and my homies
That ass
Me and my homies the last we wanted to stack some bread. Okay, we said
Who we got a we got a make-go
We got a make-go
And so me and the homies came up with a plan
me and the homie we say we ain't go we ain't want to go to jail for life goofy
ass we don't want to go to jail for life goofy at dead off show illustrating like
we got it 80s style we got a hasty boys rat no we got to hit a leg principle we
got to hit a leg goofy on dead off gotta head goes down so me and the homies we
got together and we said how we gonna stack down how are we gonna make bread
and we in my homie he said hold on we can't rob like a bag because hold on
close yeah I'm telling you guys you want to hear my crib story you want to
hear my story no I don't know what BC boys is now
mean the homies all right we want to stack brandy you want to stack do am I
I'm not gonna be able to get
this story out or not. No.
He in the homies wanted to
stack back. We wanted to stack
stack go but my homie my homie
Doofy. I did. I did. I did.
Get off. He said we can't be
robbing. We can't hit no hit
no lick on no bag. Get off
because we don't we're gonna
hit the slammer for for long
long time. Doofy odd on
we did my homie said hold on please second the moment they said well hold on
this is nursing house this is sure this dude this nursing home down the down the
you want this you want to I can't get a word out and why I can't even fucking
I
Gimmick ruined it gimmick ruined it. I asked you a good crims story. I'm not even jumping and gimmick ruined it
Gimmick ruined it. I came in fucking thing tell a story. I can't even fucking think
then in what this old son of a bitch he ruined my story and now it's gone now I
can't sing this badass song
let me cook you a five course meal of 12 gauge you're gonna love it I'm telling
I will stop it and spice it season it just
All right
I
Fuck you gimmick fuck you finale night. Let me get my crimson. Yeah, I was no fuck you
No, I'm gonna talk over everything you say for the rest of the night no matter what
What'd you say?
we had it the two worst spawns in the game that's a corner the fucking oh you
say we spawned in both corners of the fucking map man well that's you we can
to get to be easy we can still get to be easy
what'd you say
what'd you say I was talking did you say something
you say something did you say anything
that was
not so funny now isn't it funny now huh
be fucking annoying I guess wait like I say I'm gonna take a tap I get that
I'm I'm please god if you're real that looks like oh my god oh it's something's
wrong something's wrong what my controls are fucked up some's wrong what do
you mean okay never mind my alt button was stuck down that was insane oh lord
have much those you guys say like I don't have that energy just know I hate you wait
still I hate you boss might be my boss might be to my left I think I'm just
bringing a fucking thing yeah I won't wait which one cut left then jerry box
yeah but I'm worried about that if we cut left well remember that's what you
said last time all right yeah it's got that it's good right to the thick of
We're in the sake of it. Everybody knows I think some of the king to the ring to the queen
I think Santa Tardier right by the court room judge back to the king
lay up someone need check Santa Tardier right I didn't happen
You're making that up.
You're making that up, Closie?
Oh, you've heard the name.
No, you're making that up.
Oh, doors open?
I think someone might be in Sanitar's mind.
Oh, it's almost like they need to check Sanitar?
Wait, you knew that someone was in Sanitar's mind?
You didn't say nothing?
I thought we were a team.
What?
I thought we were a team.
I thought we were a team.
Closie, we're trying to help.
I'm trying to give them a late 80s rap beat.
You're trying to turn those sanitar.
I mean, can you believe this?
Keep your pupils open, boys.
Keep your pupils open.
I should we do a round of two affirmations.
That's on the hill.
That is on the hill.
It's on the hill by gas stations.
Those guys should fuck themselves.
I'm getting to the pier.
that they're on the hill towards gas station.
They can eat my butt.
They can eat the poop out of my butthole.
Bite them.
No, I'm gonna tell them no.
I'm gonna say not today.
I can't fit that into my schedule, sorry.
Nope, sorry.
Can't do that, can't do it.
Here, you're sprinting right at him.
Nah, that happened.
Where the hell did you go?
That's my friend over there
His name is Charles here. I think he likes me
All right
You want to hear another story?
No, you wrap last no, I will be right towards the rock. I'm just bringing that out
Here's going towards gas, right? Yeah, they're like right right in front of gas
Uh, what about the hill above the gas station next to the pier?
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
I'm gonna shoot you.
Listen, tell another crypt story.
I won't do anything.
No, no, you go ahead.
Do whatever you know.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Well, what if, what if you told it and I just beatboxed?
No, no, no.
You beatboxed it.
No, you ruined it.
You soiled it.
You ruined it.
You soiled it.
No crypt story tonight.
story night. No good story tonight. I had a good one too. I had a good one too. And boiled it. Oh my
goodness. She's dropping fire bars. Soiled it. Oiled it and boiled it. Oh my goodness. She's talking
fire bars. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Younger with skimmick. Oh shoot. That was me.
I'm going to be a
Potomacic follow me boys
I'll do the big daddy's accession a scab walking out of there. Oh, yeah, yeah that blue helmet on or that blue hat on but the
Guards wear but I don't know a garbage. You know Billy daddy and I here just to adapt it
Oh, did you do that?
I think we're gonna make it this time boys. I'm not even joking. I'm not here to pee. I'm about to be at the spot
This is pretty nice
This is pretty nice
All right, I'm here yes close. Yeah
Come on over boys. Come on over
I just saw three guys and not moving by the boat over there stashing the fuck
You kill it
Excellent
I see we kill the very next person we seen about who it is. What do you think those eat down?
I heard the next time we see you mess up stories. Oh
My god, you know, I messed up your cruise to work some blood bitch. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
so good. That's our rival. That's our, that's our gang rival, by the way. We don't
like those guys for whatever reason. For whatever reason, you know, it's unclear.
Well, let me tell you, it's quite simple. So what I do is I'm, I'm 45 years old and
then I put a blue bandana on and then I kill a guy with a red bandana, even though
I know nothing about that person or what that guy has done specifically. And then
I go to jail for 90 years and then my life's over.
Yeah, it's quite simple.
It's just, see, see, see.
Talk about the master plan.
Talk about the master plan, the master plan.
Hey, like Drake stuff.
Yeah, God's plan, God's plan.
I only love the crypts and my mom, I'm sorry.
Is he a creep?
Oh, you gotta be. I mean, you take one look at Drake, you know, he's gang pegged.
He's hard, he's hard. Have you heard his rap lyrics? Oh, he's killing people probably all the time.
He's hard?
100%. He's hard.
I pegged him more for like, to his local club.
He paid me.
Like a local club.
Not a lot though.
It was only like a hundred bucks. Honestly, I did it for the love of the game.
I pegged him more for like the Pebble Beach gang or something.
You don't hold gang by them
No, what are you inviting back? He has much better opportunities. I'm good, but I'm not that good. I'm not that good
Okay, okay. All right guys by the way, this is far too expensive to go into so actually lucky when we get here
This is this is make or break. This is probably gonna make or break any of us financial wise
Yeah, speaking of which both of you guys die so I get double or triple.
We're probably not going to have enough time.
Oh, Mr. I've reached him over to his boy, good man, good man.
And Mr. Mubu Bakarubu, my good boy, good man, good man.
No, he keeps my boy easy.
He keeps my boy easy for the rest of my life.
Oh, wait.
I'm actually pretty decent at this.
As long as I can get past the mechanical room, I can pretty much do it like 60% of the time.
That's a good percentage, that's a good percentage.
That's a good percentage, that's a good percentage.
That's a respectful percentage.
Go ahead and do it.
Oh.
That lock-in was lock-in.
This is the cream.
This is the cream feeling.
What?
I
Shooting at me through the wall. I'm not peeking that it's shooting at me through the wall peeking
Stand back boys, I'm gonna be to the kids. Yeah, no problem. No problem
He's what daddy, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's my cup
Oh
You guys just keep what just keep what I want to shoot you reaction, okay? I'm gonna keep this out before
Oh
He's late.
Where's he? Where's he?
Where's he? Where's he?
He's in one of the side rooms.
Oh, yeah. I'm coming up.
Have you said?
Nice.
There's a raider that crossed right, right or the cross left.
What's in this front left room?
Don't shoot me in the head.
I'm crouched.
Okay.
There's raiders next to you.
Shoot me in the head.
There's raiders next to you.
I said, I said, I said.
They went upstairs.
Yes, yes, yes.
They're in the side room, P.
What's the side room?
What the fuck is that?
Literally where you ran right.
I'm going to push out.
How'd they get past you guys?
All right, go, go.
Don't shoot me on the other side.
Don't shoot me on the other side.
Don't shoot me.
All right, all right.
I'm close to last night.
One dead?
Kill him?
Nice.
You guys, I'm going to peek.
You guys aren't out there, right?
Okay.
No, no, I'm in the-
I can shoot anybody I see here when I peek this, right?
No, no, no.
Just shoot the fucking people on the stairs.
I come up the stairs and sound like that's me down.
Shoot.
Hey, wait, there's people on your side.
You guys, you go ahead.
You go ahead and you go ahead and you know I'm clearing.
Oh, I'll take you to these guys.
They're on the stairs.
Oh, you fuck.
All right, we're good.
Got him. Got him.
Got him.
Nice. Nice.
And.
All right, we should be good or four.
I push down push down
Another one down
Oh God
Shush, shush, shush, shush.
Yeah, what is this?
Come, come, come, come, come.
Over and out?
Holy shit, who's...
I, I, I can't do a good angle, but there's two guys right here that's all the way.
Let me try to sneak around them, I'll be back.
Be one, say it.
One quick say it, boys.
Where's that laser go from me in the front room right here
beginning I
Stay right there burger
Keep it tasteful keep it tasteful keep it tasteful. I'm gonna keep a lot
I'm not coming out of the stairs by the way, just be careful that I'm not coming out of
the stairs, I like to go if I do.
Roger, Roger, Roger.
Me, you bastard.
There you go.
They moved.
They moved.
I was for a second.
I stopped.
I'm not walking right now.
I got my flashlight on.
Okay.
That's all Lincoln. Yeah
Oh, I got it. Oh my god, that last one did go so well. That's so clean. All right, I got it
I'm gonna back up. There's me don't do oh
My goodness. All right. Oh, there's only like two or three more guys. It's like two or three more guys
I'll be just give you one. We see how good you're about. Oh
We're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good boy. You got this night check
We've checked the dice dead
Okay, that
You're really dead
You could be faking it
You sure you're faking it
I'll be
I'll be
I'll be
I'll be
I'll be
I'll be
I'll be
I'll be
I'll
That's our 25 with bullshit ammo in it. Exciting
That'd be double check. Who should we you had?
Just excited to be here with you guys today. Wow, I'm excited to be here with you guys today. Thanks dad
All right
Because you didn't happen to pick up a orange car did you
Why did you really not cuz we got fight it then I got it. I got it. Okay, okay
Let's just say what's goes if you need your skin trans related
Oh, Doctor is in the house.
Doctor is in the house.
Wait, isn't there something over here
that's like really broken that you can find?
What is it called?
Is it something that shocks you back to life?
The defibrillator.
Yeah.
Wait, no, no, no.
It's something else.
What else would shock you back to life?
Oh, Pisman Swallow.
What's Pisman Swallow?
something over here that sounds like a mill express a machine express a machine you found
it well yeah you're espresso machine uh-huh oh okay that's good info good info oh oh
You need that. You need that expression machine. Yeah, I can use that key, but let me clean out the rest of these guys.
The expression machine is severely nerfed. It's only worth like ten dollars now. You might as well just hand it to me.
me. Not funny. I mean, it takes him a lot of room, puts you
out hard. Listen, I'll take out your hands. If you feel like
getting it back at the end, you can fuck yourself. Okay. Oh,
that's a favorite from me to you. That's a favorite from me
to you.
He's hanging around.
All right, I'm going to create the rest of the guys be
one source.
Is there a sword spell?
Is there a sword spell?
Your boy is a sword spell.
I'm going for the last guys.
Here we go.
Roger that.
Fuckin...
Yeah.
Dingo?
What?
Yeah, these guys might have moved. I don't see anyone in this back room. That's not good.
I don't like that. I don't like that. It looks clear, but there's usually people that's back room
Where's this oh, oh, I got the giga-chat. Oh my goodness. Oh my
Score we're cooking work again
Oh some G perky
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh. Oh-huh-huh.
Who-who-who-who-who-who-who-who-who-ho-ho-ho.
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Mmm.
Hmm?
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Mmm.
Little sum-sum. Little sum-sum.
Nothing to branch.
Hello?
Hello, good sir. Hello, mr. Mr. Cook. I need that card
Okay, you guys we gotta get moving by the way. We have we're making decent time. We gotta get moving. I'm uh, I'm at the next door
Gucci pipe Gucci pipe Gucci pipe spit take racks on a good ship. I
Do have hand over that I brought some machine in the key. Oh
The door unfortunately requires a special machine as well
Okay, okay, just fuck out. Just hand it over nobody else can hurt closey. I'm learning
Open the room
Yeah, I was really hoping that closey would be better at this or like not better than experience because I'm I don't want to take on the
Mechanical room by myself
I know to watch the door I have a 60 and I made five times. I was gonna hold on shoot heads. Okay, okay
Okay, that's it. That's how I I can hold it. I've held it. I've held it before yeah
I mean with gimmick it's not it's hard to get a full grip on it unless you have two hands, but I've held it before
Of course you hop on over here hop on over here, but we gotta get moving. You gotta get moving
I think there was another
Ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bird.
That's my friend over there.
We're not gonna be able to do this, we're not gonna be profit.
We gotta get moving.
Hey come over here.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bird.
We're done!
Nah?
What the fuck are you saying, boz?
Nah, djiskd!
Gotcha!
I
Think there's another machine
In your entire time was spamming express the machine, but I already had one
Well, what I have to look what you go back again. It's not like I'm
Mr. Wengie
Sick that's mr. Wengie that's mr. Wengie. That's the big boss. That's a big kahuna and a month
It's pronounced express express machine by the way
Or it's it's it's it's the the train express
I went to both find I think they were lying to you though because I checked every room and there was none
They're lying the bungalow is lying to me about to be a high-value Luda
They wouldn't do that they would
I'm gonna go back and check
Okay, so guys there's gonna be eight of them. Okay, cuz there's three of us
I'm gonna go out at the bottom. It's super risky. I'm probably gonna die, but I don't think I have a smoke
I've got lots of smoke. Yeah, I'll stay on this side. I'll stay on this side
You guys you guys shoot from up top, okay? And you just watch each other side. So you look at the other side
I'm gonna go down there and stare at the right door. You sure left, right? I don't know if I've reached out with eight of them teeth
I think it's safe if you're gonna go down there and stare at the right door
chief. I think it's safer. Go ahead open that door a bit. I think it's safer. I'm unsealing
mine. You want me to left hand keep on? No, do not. No, no, that's what I'm trying to
tell you once you open the door. Hey, I'm behind you. Okay, once you get it opens the door.
Oh, I thought you said no. I said no, but you were talking to me.
All right, so
So what I think is the safest way to do this is I'm gonna go down there in the middle. Oh, so you just watch right here
He said you kill when they go on the right side and give it does the exact opposite
Usually you don't peek it you just look on that side. There's in well, I think we both go down you sure boys
like
All right down I can I can hold on to
I'm not doing the doorstop though. I might take people over there, but I'm not doing the whole door thing.
That's your dad's family.
You know what? It's probably better on the other side.
Alright, I'm gonna throw a smoke right here so we at least have a spot we can retreat to, okay?
Okay.
I'm gonna throw it right here.
I got the haul. You guys do whatever the fuck you're doing.
Alright, here we go!
All right, they beat the door below the top left and right
Here we go. I'm sorry. You started to start it
Oh, here we go, here we go. You ready ready?
Well P. They put they spawned all the way on height
I'm gonna be fucking I'm gonna be fucking swarmed here in a second. I can hear them. You can't they kick up
They really can't come to you can they shoot me through the smoke not really but they can they can blind-fire they can
Blind-fire if you shoot one back up there's a blood fire through it
We're gonna start picking them off. Yeah, I can't see with the smoke. Hey, turn your flashlight. You can see do it
You miss anybody
Now they could be at the bottom floor already, right?
But they could be at the bottom floor of the kit.
Got one!
Nice.
Can't see.
Fuckin'-
Fuckin' boy! We dead!
Nice, you're insane.
I don't see any on bright side, Pete.
She wait, she wait. Yeah.
I hate you. I hate you.
Oh my god, I am so fucking dead.
I think I'm gonna be right here.
I'm gonna die too. She does me.
left side
another one, go down
4 left right?
4 left, come on, come on, come on, come on
I'm gonna throw smoke, I'm gonna throw another smoke
side, what's coming?
you see?
oh that went way too far
oh my god
oh that went, it went way too far
Okay, literally none are on this side. I'm gonna have to go to the other side
Statebook
That last when you killed doesn't mean that's gonna be my glory. That was you glory. There's gonna be my glory
People I did they are not on the fucking
Did she anyone you like no I hear you're not walking are you I am I am they might be in back room
to say let me listen
usually at least two people come back
they had to move back over here
no no no they don't move up there
no no no no
on each other's sides
I'm talking about this bridge
can you say they don't move up here
I've definitely experienced moving up here
oh wait oh wait I forgot no they do run up there
my bad my bad
I was going to take a little light stack
I think they're in the back rooms
we're going to move up there's two more
Come to you. I see I'd I'd see this team back when I kind of do this
Because he might be on this front part. No problem. Once I clear this one point go up
No, folks, he's back back. This is so sad
They're definitely the definitely the back of him set. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Move it up
All right
They hear what I hear what I'm saying. I'm snacking
Yeah, uh, I might be both could be at the top top left every top left
Roger
We're done lots of the up lessons top right moving
Take this pussy
Nice nice nice
Fucking ass
Who on the other side of the smoke
What no, I don't have an espresso machine you must put it in his butt
That is dead he did wide-ass
Yeah, I respect it. I respect it. I respect it and it's respectful. It's very respectful.
Oh, I'm looting Cloaksy right now.
Hey, come down.
All right, we gotta loot all these guys. We're clicking them. We gotta move.
Where did I drop my backpack?
I need...
I need volumetric lighting on. Is that a fucking thing?
I need volumetric lighting on.
is this my I have my oh I'm gonna eat it I might make my car oh thank God thank
God thank God whoo whoo that'll happen that'll happen God of the game right there
I
See a couple good easy a couple good you can't spend too long at this part of the line for the boss
This is nice, this is nice
This is very nice
This is not good dude. There's too much loot here. We're gonna spend
We're gonna die.
No, we're gonna die.
We'll be fine.
Everybody's gonna make fun of us.
We're gonna...
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
We just gotta do some light taste polluting.
Light taste polluting.
Light taste polluting.
I'm getting Garrett. I'm gonna be honest. I'm getting there. Not get there is not
Mr.. Peanut I want to kick
Not you guess whatever you do. He's not to get there. You're not to get there. Oh my god
You're not you can't help it. Oh, don't you get out you're not
Are you gonna food and water?
Uh, kind of. Not for long, but yeah, but we, we, we bugle back then.
Uh, I have, I have stuff. I have an aquamarine, I got a, uh, an energy drink.
Perfect, perfect. The next food we get is only after the box.
So we have to move. We have to move quick.
Mm-mm-mm.
Right here, why don't you take a...
Just bring the trash can, why don't you use some goggles to bring up the gas?
Goggles? Oh, we're doing these cool glasses.
Oh, wait. Hold on now.
Mm-hmm.
It's really nice. It's really nice. It's really nice.
160. Oh, this is a level 4 rig. What the hell?
What's going on around here? I got scared.
Yeah, that's, uh, I noticed the same thing.
The black rig I looted is level four, which is
You see you take
You see you take
You have your ammo. I left my ammo in the rig. Which way you see you take a whosie whosie
Ready I left some ammo in that ring
I'm gonna go where I left the ammo in that ring. I left a stack of M855
Go ahead. Go ahead. Um, oh there dude. There's an M855 everywhere. Oh, thanks boys
What?
Uh, here, take this, Peanut.
Take this.
Right?
Oh, thank you.
I'm going to save this.
I'm going to save this.
You only use it when the time is right.
Oh, you got beautiful eyes.
Beautiful eyes.
Thank you.
No bomb for weds.
Oh, shit.
What did we do wrong?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We fucked up.
I totally forgot that.
I've done this so long.
I've done it.
Did you just delete 700,000 rubles from my inventory?
Yes, I just deleted 700,000 rubles from my inventory, essentially.
Is it literally impossible?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's literally impossible. Yes, it's literally impossible to go to the boss because we don't have the bomb
Well, there's more there's more a lot more raiders. There's a lot more
Oh, that's all right, that's okay. Yeah
Oh
Very nice. Very nice, man.
No, no, don't you wait. We're not talking about it.
I'll get some safe.
I'll get some nice and safe. Don't you worry.
Scout's honor.
Was it worth the money?
Who knows?
Oh, it would seem. I would tell.
Better to leave alive than to leave dead.
That is true. Tell that to close you.
Yeah, very true very true accurate very accurate. Are you streaming right now? Clogsie? No
Okay, that's good
Repeat of the of the labyrinth. Yeah
Have you enjoyed your six minutes of gameplay time in the last hour and a half? So joining?
No, I'm happy. This is the LG. That's for sure. No, this is not the algae fuck. Yeah, this is the algae. I guess
anyway I'm gonna get 3141 there I would keep going excuse me oh excuse me
keep going I would keep going you leave anything you leave anything at all
not really not really though we're on the move we're on the move boys come on
guys switch out my plate real quick here we go no I went to the second from the
top with the door went up the stairs
okay that's crazy all right how many of you is it five it's five yeah second from
the top. Two down. Two down. Take two down. Eventually. Oh, okay, I'm here. Thank God.
Holy shit
Pfft
Be down
Alright I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
Oh shit I don't have a gas mask
Oh you silly goose go get, go get, go get some
Go get some
Is there one down there?
Uh, mhm, mhm, there's plenty down there, there's plenty down there
Mhm, mhm, mhm
I think I've got three so far. I think there's five right? Is there five of you guys? Is there five?
Nice job. He did five. Is there five of you guys? Is there three of us? Right? I think that's right.
Five? Five? Yeah, I think five. Four? Respirator? Oh, that works, right?
Five for three? I think five for three. Yeah.
I've got to move in. I'll get some arms back real quick.
Why is my arms didn't come back?
What
Is my arms didn't come back because I'm in the gas
You want to go to watch out go down
Oh my god.
Oh my god, who am I supposed to be?
Oh my god.
Oh!
Who's your penis?
Well, we can leave right now if you want.
Or we can kill the eight guys down below.
Your little exes.
Little exes something something.
I mean, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Some light days for nothing to care, right?
Nothing to care.
I think this is my second or third time doing this.
So I'm just following your directives, cheer.
I'm just following your direction.
Oh, of course I am.
Don't you worry, Papa Pete.
It's going to take care of you.
Don't you worry, boss.
Don't you worry.
Papa Pete is here for you.
Papa Pete is here for you.
A lot of shit going on down there.
Yeah, what are you talking about, you think?
Did you play the birthday party for us?
It's porn.
born
all you have a percent of what's important
how can i be so oblivious
how can i be so oblivious
in your room
uh... what you said that you just
he just a friend of my god the very infuriable
well i think that there's a good chance
i think that we should
probably make room in our hearts that it is indeed for it
You just said yes.
Oh my god!
Cloaksy! We found your people!
Hooray!
Cloaksy, Cloaksy, it's your gang!
What? What?
They're watching Furryport down there!
Hey, what was that?
How was that so fucking perfect?
What the fuck?
You got any? Did I cloaked you?
No.
You said they're watching Port and then one of the guys below says that's affirmative.
and then we go and then I go you need to get furry for it and the guy goes yes yes
i'm gonna berate
it was all right all right all right oh lord have mercy
yep they just reaffirmed it reaffirmed it they just reaffirmed it right there
Roger that. You heard it. You heard it here first.
The Black Division on Ice Maker is watching Furryport at this very moment, at this very moment.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
That's...
Dude, they keep...
Dude, it's Nikita literally washing right now and triggering.
What the fuck is going on right now?
This is impossible.
I knew it! I knew it!
Oh, what the hell?
Oh.
I have never gotten shot from that angle. I'm good, but I've never got shot from the angle. I'm good. I'm good
I don't know what those guys are doing over there. I don't know what those guys are up to
That's a little weird. That's a little weird
Very careful gotta be very careful very careful very
There we go.
One more backpack right here.
Little shum-tum, little shum-tum!
I'm gonna drop my backpack right here while we kill the rest of the guys, yeah?
Alright, stand back!
Well, I mean, that's, I like to get one kill, but you know, you know, whatever I mean,
all right, what do I do here?
They're down here, right?
The down the hill, like she said, just peek right here and kill one, right?
Just like this.
I mean, the more you give it, you will die.
He's 100% dead.
Oh, man.
They're on the bottom.
They're down below.
other's full right here the other four
blowing. Check this out.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Now, usually push down like this. Oh, there's you.
Let him have it, gimmick. Let him have it.
It goes my hero.
Run to him as he goes.
Oh, they don't push up here. Yeah smart. They don't push up here
Go my row
Watch the magic girls
One down really
She went to down
Three down
He's cooking, let him cook! Let him cook!
I have the enemy in sight.
Let him cook!
Okay, this one's a little tricky.
Okay.
Alright.
Something is deeply wrong. All right, there's a
All right, I am shooting a man's head and it is not working
Try again, okay. All right, let me put your food into the next shot
Got it
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, that was a smoke grenade.
That was a tear gas grenade.
You just tear gas.
Yeah.
What did you need the convention?
Are you...
Ah, you're going to prison for war crimes.
You're going to that's that's a war crime prison sentence right there, buddy
Shit
Go ahead, mr. Peanut we get we got we got into that clears probably it's pretty risky. We can do it
No, I I just hit G. I think he's to the right
All right, I'll be go. I'll be go try to clear the rest of them. I'll be back
He won't quit saying he buys
I
Know what a sweet little tree another great rain another great rain
I should just like give it glad it give it to David give it to David
We should like give it through the whole damn place I
Know a story like that I under as he's in his game. It will not soon happen again
It will NOT shoot happen again.
What do I do, Mr. Peanut? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Help!
Help!
I just want to, I don't want to alarm you really quickly, but I had the flare in my special slot.
So you're gonna have to run all the way back to the beginning of the map and grab the extra
flare.
I can do that, I can do that, I can do that.
I can do that, I can do that.
Take your time, take your time.
You don't have your backpack on, right?
I think gimmick has a green flare.
You do?
Oh, I do.
I have a green...
Oh, yeah.
Is it regular green flare?
It's just a green flare!
Oh!
Well, I got one of those.
I had tons of good loot. You're definitely gonna want to grab my bag. 100%
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a night vision though.
You could have put it on my head.
There's definitely somebody still out there, but I'm just going to go ahead and...
You see Gimmick cooking it up out there?
He's the one that went down the mechanical room. This is the guy that went down there.
Okay, dude.
We lay our lives on the line, because we thought Gimmick was playing Paddy Kid
back then with a statue.
I don't think you smoked.
I don't think you smoke
Or maybe I didn't have in my house
And that's why I'm the right beat it for this job
I had a lot of goodies I had a lot of sweet treats haha the sweet treats
You might be here for like 30 yards. You might want to take my backpack and put stuff you can't from your backpack
Yeah, yours is better. Are the BD dog tags worth it? Yes. Yes. Yeah
Mm-hmm. What do you use those for? You can buy a random stuff. They just add it to the game
I haven't checked everything, but I think there's like some pretty cool stuff. Where is it?
I don't know. I don't know if you play if you have a beady dog tag. You play right-click and there's link sites
I have somebody that's fantastic
She has to see what's going on his screen
Oh
I've launched maybe five of me one you definitely want to get that stuff
I just picked up your old back wasn't in your backpack. Oh wait. No, I had some of my rig as well
Come a sack
I'll go grab it. I'll go grab it.
Hey, you're good.
Ba-da-da-da-da. Ba-da-da-da-da.
Brogad timed off for criticism of a game. LOL. First impression of
Steam is definitely part of you. Sorry, close.
First impression of Steam is definitely part of you. That's you right now, buddy.
Nade! Nade!
You literally right now
There's still one I think
You're a tinkling of footsteps
Vod's is so chill too. Oh, that was actually on YouTube mr. Murphy. That's actually on YouTube
I don't know. I don't know who's on who's on deck last.
This is crazy.
easy
and it is better than mine but
pocket pocket pocket
green flare on the uh... on the platform you see it at the bar basically say
signal flare area that's where you pop it pop it for real good but then you
want to stand right in the middle of the age you have to or you'll die I'm not
joking yeah okay excuse me I'm not gonna do no no no it comes on the side with
like a like a hoosy but it's like a weird thing in the age
You
Did you tell you not to you getting one guy
Maybe. Maybe give the pilot a hand job or he won't take you home.
Give me maybe one more time.
How did he learn this absolute fool?
What happened with all of our loot?
I mean we're down there in the trenches.
We're down there in the mechanical room.
Dying, getting shot at.
Our brothers are dying besides us.
the way old slot to do to do to hop to the helicopter with all my shit and just
good daddles
excellent rain you know what you know what coachie next time you run this give
me his handling mechanical room all by himself he's dying and he's dying if
You can handle mechanical room all by yourself.
I will, I will, I will.
I will do it next time we go.
I will do mechanical room.
I will dip my malsak into a bowl of chalula sauce
live on stream.
If you can handle mechanical room by yourself,
I will do it live.
Fuck it.
We'll do it live.
Fuck it.
We'll do it live.
We'll do it live.
I still got a giga channel.
It's a GPU, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
That at least, does it sell for over three minutes?
Yeah, I know it does, oh, I actually made money.
That works, that still works today.
Of course, yeah, I think I have fears of having to spend,
wait, wait, wait, how many euros
did you spend to get out gimmick?
2400, fantastic.
Okay, it's still viable, it's still viable,
100% it's still viable, 100% it's still viable.
That means-
Is it?
I don't think those-
I don't know.
What's the what do you get if you kill a boss a ton of stuff?
He has like 10,000 euros across the guys. It was you know, the about this was saying about this for a second
Even with the maximum three people, which is the least amount of money
We're gonna get right the least about money we're gonna get because if you went solo you obviously more it cost
Well or 1.2 million to get in there. Oh, I'm
You made we both made money on that run despite even dying closely
well I lost my weapon but yeah you lost your weapon but still you know eat some
cash for eat some moolah eat some dollar eat some dollar
are you with again I'm gonna let you guys call this one I'm not going to
You do this woman down. We get down.
Well, tough to you sir.
No, I didn't say tough to you.
Tough to you.
You're doing great.
You're all doing this or not.
But do this.
What the hell?
I'm going to be honest with you.
I have zero free inventory spots.
If we do this, I'm going to need like five minutes minimum
to just do a fire sale.
Would you be ready to back?
I know.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Take your time.
Hey.
One more?
Oh, shit.
Okay, I gotta do, okay.
I need-
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, that's right!
You get a little bit of food in Wouter.
A little bit of food in Wouter.
Let's do it fast though. I'm trying to get a pizza.
Yeah, and the pizza place ain't open forever boys.
My brother in Christ, I...
Maybe I'll just wash you guys because I don't know how I'm gonna do this.
I don't know how we're gonna do this in my inventory right now. You don't want to call it
No, no, no
Always car we get you to run into mom
Well, gee that was the thing now if you call right now you gotta take all the heat my bogus
I always take the heat pee
We do this or not
I'm so in I just need
A lot of f**k clonksies, oh thank god, okay.
Woo!
Woo!
No, I was gonna think he got that one, thank god.
I always think he...
Murphy's Law Common Clonksy L.
Yeah, honestly Murphy, ban this f**ker off a Twitch.
BANNHAP!
Get his ass off a Twitch!
I think I speak for everyone here.
We don't want clonksies on Twitch!
We don't want clonksies...
Look at that, so long.
Look at that, look at that, look at that.
Look at that, look at that.
really wrong with the tongue.
No more coji!
No more coji!
No more coji!
There we go, that's much better.
That's much better.
That's much better.
Hey, how much you gonna rumble?
What you gonna rumble, buddy?
What you gonna rumble, huh?
I'm gonna shock my dog and I'll never
end the Twitch fuck you and I'll never
end the Twitch shit.
That's how you get immunity on Twitch.
Shuck your dog once, and you're good.
They can't man you, and you get us the Twitch...
The front page tomorrow
Let me see here. No pizza sounds. I know I'm not gonna lie to you if I do this I probably won't get my beat
Just order it out. No, he said then the pizza will arrive and then it's gonna be cold
You'll get here that fast. What the fuck taking an hour in your house. It's gonna take an hour to do what we do
If I just watched you guys
We're gonna spend I'm t the full the full ice maybe is gonna be 40 minutes 100% and
That we start to go through shorelines. That's an extra 20 minutes spell. So there's good. We're gonna be back at the lobby in an hour
We survived
I'm sure I'm sure
I'm trying I'm trying boys. I
Listen, I if you guys want to go on without me you go
because I am I'm I'm doing a fire sale right now I'm doing a fuck this guy actually fuck
this guy you won't let's go without him actually fuck this guy add more guys to the mix and
we're gonna have to kill him he's gonna and we're gonna die you guys go ahead I'll watch
I'll comment I if you guys need any tips as the solo survivor of TVP. I got TVP season
I'm gonna tip you can have don't you worry. Oh
Don't you worry boss man. I'm gonna tip you can have 100%
Okay, I might actually be
Oh, Julie, I need a bite. Oh go go go. I might you go to go. Yeah, no
unironically go go if you will I'll just watch because this is this is this is bad
Bob called the way what's the bomb? Oh, it's not called bomb. Are you I'm not gonna get mad at you
I actually did just type Bob and we market
I
For real at the bottom
Charge we see oh, yeah, I see what two hundred fifty five thousand. Oh, yeah, there we go. All right, okay
That's a lot. What the fuck wait where you find those? I don't know what you find if I've never found one
But you better not fuck this up
Better that fuck this up for me. This is everything I got
You're a semi-coli. Hey, baby. You put more money in your butt. I have seven hundred
room was my butt 500 euros of grizzly I got a lot of room up there but what
you should fill your butt with some food why would it really I got it yeah we're
gonna be 13 boys guys guys guys what guys what don't go without me
You take care of the engine room,
bitch boy.
Me and close, you better hang back.
Ship on some martinis.
We're gonna ship on some martinis.
And I'm mad.
I know I'm gonna die, but I am fucking, I am still in.
It's 700k, right?
It's not 750.
Yeah, 700k, I'm being a million.
Okay, I have to, there's a quest that we have to do in here too that we
didn't do.
Like our quest right now is to go to icebreaker, but we have to do something in icebreaker.
Who really killed a boss?
I'm delayed!
All my pizza! Every minute we spend here!
And if the pizza is my chance to be a pizza, my duty is an Aussie!
I hope! I hope I get shot!
I hope someone takes my hat clean off so they don't order my fucking pizza!
Fucking ready, man.
Pizza, pizza, pizza, I'm gonna get it.
I'm literally...
2 seconds, 2 seconds, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 2 seconds, he's touching 5.
2 seconds, he's touching 5.
It's a 5 second, 2 seconds obvious.
Alright, listen, Koshy, we have to use handling this.
He's handling the engine room.
I will handle the engine room and it's going to be very easy for me.
I'm not doing it.
I'm sitting back. I'm sitting on a...
What's that?
I'm going to relax.
I'm going to have a great time.
fantastic. It should be good.
You got a player, right?
There's one on the ship.
Okay, beautiful, because I didn't read by the way.
Don't worry. Hold on. Let me give you, hold on.
You get my pizza ready so that I'm ready to order it,
like we were getting towards the end.
If I miss this pizza, because gimmick was gimmicks.
Two seconds was five seconds.
They go, sorry, you were five seconds too late.
If only you were only two seconds late.
I'm going to skin him.
I loaded my gun up with like four flashlights,
and I forgot to stick them on.
My gun is loaded up right now.
Guys, I'm going down.
I know I'm probably going to die here.
But I'm not even a joke.
I'm going down in that room.
You see me down.
You see me down.
You tell me how it works.
You're going down.
You're going down.
I'm going down. I'm going down you but I mean not with no info. You guys gotta tell me what the fuck to do die
We want you to die now. Let's ride
I should don't know the best way to do that with
I
Do the beer we had the worst one
There's the best body I'm already up the rock
Really? I didn't get there so fast. You're a quick little bucket, huh?
I'm like at the resort. All right. Okay. Give me whatever he gets shot
Listen to where the shot comes from and then we'll kill him and pick up clothes. He's dumb
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
You be the bobby or the bobby?
Yeah, yeah.
You guys, as long as no one's sitting in a bush, should we go?
Yeah, yeah.
No.
No, we're spending-
That's me, man. I'm too left, I'm too left.
Who's that to her left? Kill him!
That's me!
Oh my god.
That could be him.
I don't close to him.
Is that a car?
He's a lot more goofy.
He looks a lot more goofy.
I'm silly.
Hmm.
Good ball in the ass.
My love is in my ass.
I like side-ass.
Wait, who's in the resort right now?
Somebody's in the resort.
Yeah, yeah, I think there's...
I went down the mountain.
I went down the mountain, too.
Oh, it's just this gap.
I once apt him.
It was very easy.
Yeah, good.
Good.
I'm here, right?
Who's in the right?
I'm going to get one tap by a guy in a bush and then you kill him.
Yep.
I'm already familiar with the plan.
I went over and we gave it.
Good way.
Okay.
Well.
Conjures to see pass.
I'll kill you right now.
I'm going to A-F.
I just teleported back like...
What?
Pretty shot.
There was me.
Okay.
Let's try this.
There's my gun as a jam.
There's my gun as a jamming.
Okay.
I
Just cozy you think we'll be friends forever. Yeah
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit ok i mean wait what wait wait
I'm going i'm going in we have to go to the power station hold can't just run through
no perfume is he gonna push us is he gonna push us yeah no go W key oh my god oh my god
That's why they're on the other side.
That's why they're on the other side.
Oh my god!
Why the fuck is on me?
What?
They're on the other side.
Alright, boys.
Good luck, y'all.
Why the fuck am I the dude right here?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you serious?
We're going to hell in a ditch!
It's time to be out of stamina.
They're in the power complex.
Where are you with us?
Inside the main building. He's outside. I'm I'm gonna take like a little shack outside
And
That's a team he's really in front. I hear that you hear those first steps
There's also a team on the other side of the river. Oh boy. We got black division a team recons and the guns
Oh my god how am I alive?
Wanna bug the vision down?
Close the door.
The bug division opened my door when I was in the middle of a certain town.
And I still didn't die somehow.
Oh shit.
I was running away from right out of stamina.
Right in the black division.
Wanna bug the vision down?
three down three down three buttons down nice I'm worried about you guys know
that fucking icebreaker night I'm chilling here fuck everybody I'm not
leaving this room
What is that?
Everyone
Right here
It was nice and safe. I think night is in the bush outside my front door
I think bird eye or the other one is slow creeping in my building right now
Well, there's only one more black division luckily
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to calm on where on your position. Do not calm do not calm
I'm gonna come. Oh shit. I'm gonna come what what nothing? I said do another serve 12 that's not someone's handle
This is gonna work to shoot anybody you see a closey peanut is not in that build
Oh my god, oh my god
No arms, no arms!
I just shut my door.
No arms, no arms!
All buttons are down, buttons are down!
Grenade, grenade with the other team!
Knight's a troll, Knight's a troll.
It does, it does!
It does, it does!
He's bad boys, back on!
He's serious.
I
They don't shoot each other
This guy, but I don't know where night went
It's usually a way of night when you stay in perilous danger
I'm gonna loot all four black vision and get ready night in this compound
so I'm uh
You can fuck yourself.
Alright, deep break!
I have to find out where he is.
If you reset when you run back to the power?
I don't know. That's a good question, Clucksy.
That's a great question.
That's a great question.
I'll ask your chat.
I'm on the case.
Guys, what do you think?
If you reset, will he run back to power?
Why do you think so at all?
I don't know
Yes for what if I really I really have the battle pass guy
Well party for all 10, I don't even know that
Oh if this guy is good, oh my god. Oh
My goodness. Oh my god. This is the most stacked black fish I've ever seen. Oh my I know they can have this stuff. Oh
my god
holy crap i just got 300 m81 oh my god
I was just walking two miles an hour taking charge from Black Division and by taking
I mean
They blew my head off
This one's alternate, but it's still m61 which is
About the same
60 pin the m81 is worse than m61
I'm watching a stream. I did my part. I did my part, boys.
I served my country brown.
Mm hmm.
Thanks. I was printing to the left.
Yes, I was printing out.
Because I think you can't put this in there.
It doesn't let you, it doesn't let you.
And that's all guy running up the resort.
Sure, we need this.
This is a pretty big item.
Where's it do again?
Is this to it?
What is this do again?
Request.
What do I care?
Yeah, I'm gonna order to ready. Oh, yeah, no, yeah, no, let's you know whatever. Oh
Yeah, I'll let you know yeah, I'll keep you posted I
Keep you posted my boy
You posted my boy. I'll keep you posted my boy. I will keep you posted my boy
Oh, y'all wanna see what I'm about to say?
Ready, buh-bah!
I'll give you a hug.
I'll give you both a buh-bah!
That, dude, that is the craziest ammo selection...
M995, what the hell?
Yes, sir, yes, sir!
You got an Insenitank ASAK with an L-Can.
And you're...
Look at your gun!
Wait, the gun you have right...
Did you leave that off Black Division?
What the...
Yeah, this is Black Division, this is Black Division.
I'm packing!
It's going pretty good for me.
I cannot tell a lie. What was that? You got your moving?
Yeah. You sure? May I make that up?
I actually have no clue when night went. I'm so scared.
Mr. Poxy, he's only moved two out of four of the Black Division. There's plenty of loot left.
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, I earned this, I killed these guys, you son of a bitch, you son of a bitch!
Yes, yes!
This was the most time unpacking 100 Ron masks.
It was worth it, it was worth it!
You son of a bitch, you son of a bitch, I earned this, I earned this, I earned this, this is mine!
You guys need to get out before the fucking players gets start spawning in oh my god. Oh my god
I've got I've got three massive platinum isn't over right now. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. You guys need it
You guys dude fuck night. Just get the fuck out
Yeah, how the fuck did he get out of here though?
This seems like tunnels right now
People fighting at tunnels
Yeah
No, that's not is that on you. I don't know I don't know I
Don't think that's on you
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna go.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
All right.
Good to go.
Good to go.
All right.
See you later.
All right.
See you later.
See you later.
Thank you for joining me, boys.
Yeah.
Full speed ahead.
Yeah.
Full speed ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Full speed ahead.
Oh, I got a race.
I got a whole, I got a whole, I got to get my pizza.
Oh, you don't have to see.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, I'm a man.
Oh, no, I'm a man.
Oh, no, I'm a man.
No way you're walking like that out here.
Oh, no, I'm a man.
It's all cool in the hood.
I don't see where my blood is.
Everything is fine.
Everything is going to be chill.
Everything's fine.
Everything's cool.
man. Hey, keep it cool, man.
Keep it cool, man.
Hey, keep it cool.
Keep it cool, man.
I'm out of here. I'm out of here, Jimmy Newtung.
I'm out of here. Keep it cool.
He be cool my boy. He be cool. I'm out of here. I'm out of here my boy.
Who's butt is this? Why's there a bunch of butt over here?
There was other people that were here that got shot.
Ah, that's not true. That one here was safe.
Give me a few bites of it. Okay, there's obviously someone over here because this is a shit load of blood. Hold on.
Ah, now he's out here. Keep me cool my boy.
Wait, what about gimmick? He was gimmick?
ah gimmick in the fuck himself in the afterlife oh what was that oh i actually got some i've
actually got some good ass loot on me if you if you want to look me i mean you keep everything
on me you don't not we're out of here we're out of here i got some treasures i got some treasures
you're out of here my butt room in the bag cloak see loot me and keep everything
you know what I'm saying? Uh you sure?
I'm across to adrenaline. May I help you get your badge in? Yes.
Yes, dude. My inventory. I I am. Take everything and keep it
and get it. Get the. Oh, yeah. You don't have to have a mule
on you. Do you? I got anybody in those mags if you want. You
wouldn't have to have a mule on you. My bud. That's
I don't have it and no
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
Shut up.
You gotta be fucking 30 minutes.
30 minutes.
you're out. At least peanut.
I'm fishing an overnight base
tournament. Thank you for keeping
the downtime.
Hey, guys, keep it cool.
Keep it cool.
You know how poppy goes?
You know how poppy roll?
You gotta keep it cool.
Are we going back to lighthouse
or are we going tunnel?
We're going back to lighthouse.
Should we go tunnel?
Should we go tunnel? Is he close yet?
Cat is closer
Is it?
What?
I have no arm stand and I can't hit you guys
I think tunnel actually might be close
Hello?
Oh, dear
Oh my god dude, your chest almost got seared
Jesus Christ
I have no arm stand man
We went through the culture, you gotta tunnel in my house
Watch out
Serious little gentleman
I feel like they're exactly the same distance from where you guys are at.
Just keep it cool my boy.
We'll make it out of here soon enough.
Tunnel's probably the safer route.
I'd go to Tunnel for sure.
Keep it cool my boy.
Close.
Did you see what Pina's doing?
Keep it cool my boy.
He just got a heaping. Yeah, he just spammed dropping his bag.
He's got a heaping.
30 minutes until that man gets up into the straight.
30 minutes until he gets up.
He's got a 10 point buck and then another one and he didn't have a tag for it.
Now he's trying to drag them both to his pickup truck 17 miles away
You just gotta keep it cool my boy. I see wait wait coach. You need you carry something for me?
No, I'm fucking fat. I got you by you red fat. It's one of your business both yellow value either like wick again me
I'm almost red fat. I'm level 20 remember
Well, I'm a little thirsty hungry all this moving got me
damaged
are you sure you want to try to come take some real quick this is gonna be
a fairer journey I have 70 pounds man I become yellow wearing only armor oh
shit oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh my god, did you see it?
Did you see it? This is my house!
This is my house!
Did you kill him?
That guy was aiming for your penis.
That guy was literally aiming for your penis.
That guy was literally aiming for your penis.
What an idiot!
What an idiot!
No way!
Oh, that's too easy, dude.
You killed one guy.
You might be fighting another guy.
I think you're fighting a totally different dude.
I killed the guy on the hill.
I don't think so, I think I got him.
Somebody got him.
I think I fucking...
Don't shoot those tags!
I'm getting stuck, I'm getting stuck, I'm getting stuck.
Wait, what? I killed them.
No, no, no, no, no, it was a scap, it was a scap.
Are you sure?
Cause now I have no body.
My body just needs to exist.
You got him?
You got him?
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna need more food and water right now.
Right now, my whole body's done.
My whole body's done.
Give me food and water.
Yeah, but I need food and water.
No, no, you can run, you fat bitch.
I'm just, I'm just lost my whole body.
I'm lost my whole body.
This is me, this is me.
Yeah, you do it.
Here, food and water.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
You're a kind soul, you're a kind soul.
You're a kind soul.
You're a kind soul, but it's a great cheer.
Tom, second one.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We have this all under control, guys.
Everything is under control.
We're fine, we're fine.
Everything is fine, guys.
There's so many dead bodies up here.
I am a literal peanut right now.
I'm not even joking.
He's my last two serve kids.
If I lose this, there's nothing I can do.
He's still getting killed.
I made a scapula.
Peanut, heal the arms, not the legs, it's the meta.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine,
we're fine.
Biblical greed?
Damn right.
Right.
Jed greeting!
I don't care!
I don't care if it takes 100 years for my backpack to get to that tunnel.
We're getting the backpack!
Do that tunnel!
I will die!
I will die if that's what it takes!
Just keep it cool my boy.
Just keep it cool.
Just keep it cool my boy.
Just keep it cool.
Just keep it cool my boy, keep it cool my boy, just keep it cool, keep it nice and cool my boy, just keep it cool my boy, just keep it cool my boy, just keep it cool.
Hey, Grisly?
Damn, I'm good.
I actually do you Grisly, yeah.
No, no, I'm good.
I'm not ready anymore, I'm not ready anymore.
Dude, my door dash is already here.
Holy shit, DRBM.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Of course, I was able to drop a cat and the green smoke so I'm no longer in the redway
I can actually move
Okay, well, I think I'm not joking. I might have to leave my backpack behind because I gave you my footer
Yeah, I have 12 and I'm gonna be overweight. Oh, we get that we get that we get that we get the easy we get the easy
Toss it up. Toss it up. Go go go go go
I have to go back for my backpack, across the map.
Who get it?
Who get it?
Dammit, I am Dr. Jackal.
Dammit!
I hate Dr. Jackal!
Now, even, now that I can run, every time I run, I get a bleed.
Perfect.
Perfect.
What?
I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
I swear to God, if the third thing that I'm allergic to is as Augustine, and I die right
now because that's what it is, I never play talk of again in my life.
Here we go.
Don't think that, okay.
Think the God's above, take the God's above.
Woo!
I have to leave behind so much of the fuck.
Don't leave anything behind.
Do not leave even a smidge in behind, Cloaksy.
It's all or nothing!
We did not come here for half, Cloaksy!
We came for it all!
I
Have no food no water cuz I just dropped it for you
Why is yours? Yeah, I hit that one
if you don't want to the dog tag yeah yeah well when they put that on tic-tac
and do a tic-tac look like I kill them so what the fuck I kill them I can people
on tic-tac lab no idea sorry buddy sorry pal guys I'm gonna need you to go
when you see that tic-tac say wow peanut what a great kill I can't believe
Can you do that for me guys?
Nice job, Missy!
Can you guys, like, clap for me?
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I'm gonna say that at the time of tomorrow morning when I wake up
and I'm literally all the comments are gonna be like
Wow, good job, B!
They're right, they're right,
it's got my back!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Mr. Glucksy, I give a guy
a bird jump!
You can tell people you killed the staff after
when he's dead.
Oh my god.
We're gonna make him.
I'm so glad I died.
We're gonna make him.
We're gonna make him.
We're gonna make him.
I had to have him literally leave you there.
I hope you got you know my fucking
Did you know I got your ammo on your scope, that's it, okay?
Yeah, well good. I'm glad you got it. It's all yours. Keep it
I see what that guy was shooting you with that guy was shooting you with an SR and M80. How do you live?
That's our 25
Yeah with the M80
It's because uh, Pinot Lutah that Black Division shit.
Holy shit.
That's crud.
Hey, bro, I literally have to walk like this out.
Oh, no, good job.
Wait for you.
I shouldn't have given you my.
Are you gonna die if I didn't give you that?
Yes.
So I saved you twice.
Yes.
I was dehydrated way back there and has to drop all my food and water.
You're good man, but you want to know that.
I want you to know that.
I have my friend.
Close your eye all you want.
Oh you one big one anytime you want something like a free guy or a kid job
Well, I'll give you a hand job and I still all you one
Whoo, oh that's come for free. That's a free. That's a freebie. That's a side bet
That's that's the advertiser used to get the odd tray. Whatever you feel like it big man
You let me know you let me know and I dare you let me know the buckling is there
But you're good.
You're good.
How are all these rates 40 minutes tonight?
We just keep doing so good.
I'm telling you, last week I was just getting my butthole gate.
I'm talking to Quavius when come in there, girth the size of a shot
football and just rent my shit in half.
This week it's, it's been going great.
It's been going fantastic.
Today peanut. Mm-hmm. Am I wrong today?
Probably 5x the most successful day we've had a percent hundred percent a hundred percent
100% labyrinth icebreaker this rate a hundred percent a hundred percent
We're doing labyrinth again, okay? I'm gonna go eat pizza
Hmm. Yeah, I'm already I'm already in feast mode
How many how many if you do solo how many spawn in the center room it's four and then the helipad is three and
Then the outside is I believe random
That's and then the boss is five including the boss
That's the number you want to really remember though boss is fine. That's the most important one. I don't think you
Do you go to that right away? I think I have to go to iceberg in like four times. No, you can buy the bomb and go to the box
I just did
On the same day if I'm saying for the quest
Maybe I'm the question the quest says you have to go
You have to go to the bomb room
Then you have to extract ask about the bombs and then go back. Oh boss is for never mind
I'm just for solo site boxes for solo
So it's four in the engine room
Three on the hally pad and four including the boss in the boss room
Oh, very nice, very nice, excellent rain, excellent rain.
I think it's definitely way easier to do one.
Watching P.S. maybe there's a niche market for late night peach orders for alcoholics.
You know what?
Soldiers can be a dope restaurant.
Everything is strapped later on.
This is the puzzle.
If you use another word with the amount of syllables and extrapolated again.
again like I'm gonna ban your ass secondly that is a fantastic idea I don't
know why there's not just one store it may be open here today just one store
where they have people hi shit we need a high people would eat this in high
people would eat you know what he's making open from like hours tomorrow
8 p.m. Like fucking 7 a.m. through this and you have your pizza your burgers you have
You have to go margaritas you have
That's it come on
It's called jack the box. You have a jackmuck sucks
I'm probably gonna watch you guys the reason we did jack the box is late is because there's literally no other option
You know that if you were offered a even a four out of ten burger you would choose over jack the box
You won you won it's because it's where the oldie place is open and that's the idea he's talking about
That's the idea is make good food
That was a late night. Oh my god dude today was
Generational that generational generational a couple a couple tough losses, but overall
Absolutely up out of our minds. That's just absolutely dick punch tomorrow
Don't I don't stream tomorrow, so I'll let you just get dick punched and I'll skip that
Be boy stash stash cost comparison stash cost comparison
Okay, well, I just signed on for the day stash cost comparison stash cost comparison all right mr. Level
511 million
No, it's not
511 million rubles. Yeah, I'm only I'm only 51 though
Okay, I'm actually 51
I added a zero.
Yeah, I'm actually, you guys actually, I'm ready to beat that at 49.
Really? What the fuck?
No, you guys suck at a 79!
Fuck you guys, get your ass back for the shit.
watch the nut play talk learn talk from the nut play talk with the nut
no one play in a scary way
it's a horrible game
it's a horrible game
peanut shut up try to listen
what what what what
i was saying i was saying to me because i did
guys guys wait guys yes it was the convincing wasn't it
it was convincing pfc kill comparison pfc kill comparison
Okay, all right. Okay, dude. I'm gonna start at four days. Go eat shit
BNC kill convention
You can see you can see a count lifetime. What is the count lifetime say the bottom right?
A count light it's on the top bar. It's on the top bar. This is a number of days for a count lifetime
I have two thousand four hundred fifty four hours. The one below that account lifetime
14 days six days so give me can I start at the same time we have double the
time clothes he has we should have double what clothes he has okay well
fortnight world champion okay what okay where do you see your lifetime fucking
PMC kills fucking Chad on the right side under combat it's PMC kill
He is he's down
Lifetime no, no, this white this white this white
56
It's what you got PMC's
MCs kill my an idiot. I see HP healed fractures concussions dehydration
Yeah, you scored. I used so long school. Oh, oh
Dude, my PC cuz our fucking ass on a 71
My surprise
Don't worry boys. What love are you? What are you at? What are you at? One day you guys
What one of them I'm fucking a normal guy. I'm just a normal 20 playing with fucking gods
20
35 20 as well
Half of them are his own team because half my kills are not my own I've never even got
Fine you can save up eight
200
You can save up eight kills. Let's all be fair here. I probably haven't seen killed more than eight times in the last two weeks
Okay, you save up eight
Mm-hmm, I'm gonna stand factory and pass you
Do it then
Job do with that. I still have a day job. You have a day job
Pussy
Now yeah, I have four on my male entertainer. Yeah, do you want to be a full online boy male entertainer entertainer?
You make it sound so sensual
If we're still if we're still doing well at the end of the year then
and Lemon and I are gonna tell our wives that we're gamers now.
They gotta deal with it.
That we fuck.
That we love each other.
And we're moving the parents together.
And we're playing.
Me and Lemon.
And that's it.
We're gonna go to Paris and we're gonna love each other.
We're gonna play video games forever.
That's the game.
That's the dream.
That's the dream plan.
That's the dream.
That's the dream.
Oh, beautiful.
Can I be your best man?
Best beat out of your wedding?
Absolutely as long as close. He's the ring bearer
No, close. You can be the flower girl
Okay, you know that I think close. You'll be a great flower girl. Thank you
I think you do a stellar job. I even do a stellar job. I think you do a really great job a really great job
100% 100% 100% and I'll be there as long as there's rumplements
Yeah, I'm gonna be back for gimmick and I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna make everybody on the
On the on the bat's playing heroin
Not gonna be a cold spoon in that house every metal spoon will be hot and bad
You're gonna have to get a fucking degree just to just to just to practice
We're not cooking meth with the bachelor party. We're not
Do meth I don't understand the spoon and there's a there's a lighter involved and never watch like a TV show where they catch like
Like criminals
I mean yeah, I just probably figured out based on my TV knowledge. No, I think about how you smoke from a spoon
No, you put it on you you'd light the lighter up see now you okay
Over here
Mouth prevent well, I've never done it before because I'm not a crack head
It should you always you put the crack on the spoon and then you'll lie you put a lighter under I know that but how do you
I mean smoking you put it in a needle smoke it you don't smoke it you inject it
You put it in the needle when it turns it lit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like melting your ass.
Even if I wasn't digging the heroin,
I couldn't do it because I hate needles.
Get in your and I couldn't hate needles.
I hate needles.
And I hate needles.
No, no, no.
You guys have to get an IV for something.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or if you get blood taken out, it's fucked.
And peanuts don't have a lot of protruding veins.
They usually have to put it in my butthole.
I'm sorry.
What just just ignore it. I just I just I just I was just trying to let you know a little something about me and
Trying to connect with you and bond with you a little more and you just you just shit on it
Oh, no, no, I just shit on it. I received it. It's been
I'm telling you when when when 360 pound
Rounder nurse comes in and she just puts that IV right up in that I save Rhonda
I'm gonna I want to take you away from here one take you away from all the troubles of daily life
You don't deserve this troubles a lot. I'm gonna take you away from all this
All right, okay
All right, that's a good closer. That's good clothes ready
Already ate my entire box of tiny tacos, and I'm halfway through my burger. I'm feeling great
I'm gonna boot up a movie and do two hours of it inventory management
Tacos in a burger no taco. What no no Jack in the box
I got a box of tiny tacos, and I got the ultimate cheeseburger
Yeah, we would actually be the bugger to just talk about it you only a gentle but so you have a good day in the box
What about a store that's open from 8 p.m. to 8 a.m. And they say and because usually you know when you go to fast food restaurants at like
Midnight 2 a.m. The fast food workers there they don't really they don't really care
Like they just kind of put them together. I don't really blame them either it's late at night
Nobody really gives a fuck. But what about a store that's 8 p.m. to 8 a.m.
And then it's like the workers that also are up all night, and so they they they would craft it just as you went
during the day. You know, fast food restaurants are usually better during the day. Just like that.
But at night, and you have delicious burgers, you have delicious pizzas, and it's for like
people that get high or like drunk people that want to order, you know, 10 burgers in the morning.
The potential clients are probably one one thousandth of a restaurant that's open in the day.
I see. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I think they
I will think about it think about it think about it the client's maybe one of 1,000 but also your competition is times 1,000
What do you who do you have to order for right now? Who?
What burger? What burger one?
The box Chagabal burger king. I can go to Waffle House. No, but don't open Burger King's and open
Waffle House. Well Waffle House. That's a sit in restaurant Denny's Denny's at the same restaurant
Wait, no Denny's is Denny's is it?
I think there's like three stores. There's like three decent stores.
The best one and get me at the house. I know what I want to get the bus.
You know, you're not shit. You know what I'm saying?
The competition is not steep if you do destroy at night.
That's it.
That's it. Oh, okay.
You're saying like,
That wings to do.
Also, wings to his ass.
Also, Waffle House is going to get shot.
is overrated that's a place where you eat a brother going to waffle house you
want to send a door dancer and the fucking name how am I gonna sleep that
night no I sit a guy in the walk house to get two pancakes no he's playing
walking out of there with a lamp and a piece of lead in his kneecap I listen
I guess I don't want you guys I can't do that driver any door-dash driver within
Five miles of a waffle house is is packing. So they're they're ready. They're right
So you're saying you're saying like
You're saying you're gonna hand doing that kind of thing to go shoot at the waffle house and kick your waffles
You know, they're actually is the place I'm not ironically there's a place that does that
Around me. I don't want to stay where where it is because it's gonna dox me, but it's a Mexican place, but they're like
American Mexican where they put like
fries in the burritos
And they do like nachos and like they're just this is literally like I got highlighted night food
And that's that's exactly what they do
You want to start I still I still think I still think a restaurant would you serve you'd sell
Here you ever go to wah wah wait close your cozy cozy. Let me ask you this. What's your favorite restaurant in the world?
in the world in the world favorite restaurant like fast food or just a
restaurant favorite restaurant the most delicious food most delicious food
that's just that's a crazy question yeah dude that's just pick what most delicious food most delicious food
There's a spot in LA that does like hand rolls, like hand roll sushi.
Okay, did you get that high quality food at three in the morning?
No, not a fucking chance.
There's the business opportunity.
That's what I'm trying to say.
There it is.
There it is.
Oh, you want like, you want like some place that serves like, like steaks and like, that's
what you're saying?
Thank you
I don't have to eat literal garbage shit
This cuz it's three in the morning. Oh, it's like nice. I want to say the delicious
You know what that sounds like to me peanut white
Communism, okay. It's not communism. That's the only way that's the only way that business would survive because you know
Listen if you open a fucking gourmet restaurant, and you were open in the worst
even just good food you'd have 20 customers premium it but a premium I
very satisfied customers but there is no way you're making money if you put it
in main cities you might I'm telling you listen it have to be in a metropolis I'm
telling you I'm telling you obviously I'd be a big city I'm telling you if
there was one store that had the high quality food you could get during the
day at night time with fast delivery, they will be the richest motherfuckers on this place.
Yeah, when you ordered from every night, you would never choose another restaurant again.
I would love that. I would fucking love that.
Am I right? Am I right boys? Am I right? Am I right? Am I right?
I think I'm right, I'm right.
You would have to put me in cities.
I would go to anywhere, I'm right here.
New York, LA.
Any of the giant cities.
Yeah, the giant cities a
It's not even a 24-7 you're not saying 24-7 you're saying specifically opens at like 8 p.m
Yes, so you can get dinner there if you want or like it would probably be open
27 so much 20 47. Hey, you can probably go like 5 p.m.
Which is most steak houses open at 5 p.m. Right, okay?
I would like to like to like to 7 a.m. Or something like that and yet
I would say there's some pizza place. There's some pizza places in big cities that are open 24-7 that make some bomb-ass pizza
They work night shifts and they get off at four in the morning now they have to eat crap poop food
Where is the nice restaurant that serves delicious food it for the morning? Where is it?
Where is it? You gotta find an investor for this
In San Diego I used to live in San Diego and there is like one or two pizza shops that are 24
This is also
You're gonna trust the guy that's off that's two and a half grams of
bubble-blowing, bushy moon-cush to go into his kitchen, turn on the gas stoves, and cook himself a five-course door-may meal.
Everyone must die! Everyone's dead! Everybody! Everybody's dead! The whole block is burning down! Everybody's dead!
What is this?
This is a real problem that needs a solution.
It needs a real solution.
Maybe in a better world.
Guys, what if you just find an investor?
I say we do it.
I say we do it.
And we call it...
The peanut gimmick cozy restaurant.
We'll buy it against your name.
We'll buy it again today.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
We are gonna be cozy by the time.
Genius, genius, genius.
And we put a strip club in there.
Yes!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
For the fun!
Just got off work.
You get a delicious burger.
And you see some cars.
And it's a casino.
And a casino.
Hell yeah.
restaurant 24 7 slash strip club slash casino
That's the money that's your money speaking of strip clubs strip clubs have great food. You guys ever go strip club and eat food
No, oh see no because
I've got a lot of drinks
Dude, dude strip clubs. They have a lawn mass dude every time I've been doing such good wings and like
French fries and like trouble fries there. It's like everyone I've been to they have like a girl friend speaks to me
Oh, hey Peter. Why'd you go down to the strip club yesterday? Oh great wings
I am not joking when I say this strip club food is gas some of the best chicken tenders I've ever had catered hot
Um, well, what's all the most in the air? I
I mean, that's you just haven't I mean, you got a clip said the fish restaurant strip club
Cassini
Obviously, they don't serve that's illegal. That's illegal. Look at your entire chest.
Thank you. Fuck it. I'm right. I'm telling you. I'm going to buy the name by the way.
That's kind of I kind of buy the strip cause my husband food. I might I might do it.
They're so good. There's certain type of food. I bet you they got good like fried
food you know like wings chicken tenders fries I believe that I believe it's
like it's so fucking good obviously it's like you know when I get here like 1
a.m. and start because never go to these places because a lot you know a couple of
the seven ladies are alive what if we go to a mail strip company wings I mean
as long as they're good okay all right good my cooking am I cooking listen a
bunch of penises flopping around ain't nothing to me
It doesn't do it doesn't do nothing to me. I just got it. I mean it'd be kind of funny
Would you rather eat delicious wings with your boys with you with your gang and you all just have owners
Or okay, would you go
eyes and do the guys put on a show.
Do the guys put on a show.
Oh, guys, which one sounds better?
Which one sounds better?
You guys just want to go eat wings and get bonus together?
Or you guys want to eat wings in a show?
All right, you guys want to raise in a show, baby?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Just for the record, when you go to an actual regular
club unless you're a weird that weird degenerate with sunglasses on in the corner ain't no one's
getting boners in this club. Oh sorry I know I have two snip club professionals here I don't
frequent the club. But you're telling me that you don't get boners in this pit club? That
might be something you might want to talk to your doctor about. No it's no it's too weird
It's just it's like a it literally is like it's just like a weird
Show that's just like kind of like goofy and if you go alone, then you mostly just go to get blackout drunk
Yeah, usually you go with like ten other people
Yeah, men and women and you all go in there and it's just a fucking goofy ass time
And it's weird and funny if you're going in there by yourself
sunglasses on
Trench coat literally down to your ankles sweat pants literally trying to close your sweat pants
Literally sweating balls in the corner
silently listening to Celine Dion
Then hold up wait a minute. You're in trouble. You're in trouble. That's literally closey
That's a great. That's literally close. Oh
What? Oh
Sorry, I didn't mean to
high-level alpha male conversation right here that's right that's right that's
right whoa we're the alpha war all theoretical mm-hmm okay guys I'm I'm
gonna go eat some pizza get a photo with my friends
Oh
You later give me have good my life
Adios everybody
Adios Mr. Give me God. He owes. Oh, look. He's gone. Oh, she's gone. Oh, she's gone
This man just disappears like a magician. Well, we have to talk about it. Oh, there's Jeff. Yeah, I have a good give it
I'm going he's got a boner. He's gonna go ahead. I'm right. Ah, he owes she later. Give it
All right, gang. I'm getting up
Good night boys. Have a good night. We'll be back tomorrow.
I don't know what we're doing. We're gonna wing it. You know how it goes. We'll figure it out. We'll
figure it out. I'm sure we'll we'll come up with something good. Don't you worry boys. You guys
have a good night. Have a good night now. Red stuff now. Reds teasing now gang. Have a good
now good night everybody good night now good night sleep tight and do not
let the bedbugs fuck your ass get out of here get out get out of here
good night
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