TheBurntPeanut
SEAL TEAM CHUNGUS | THE DEATHLY DUO | CLOAKZY X PEANUT | BRINGING DOWN THE ICEBREAKER | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #BUNGULATE
08-19-2026 · 7h 35m
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Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
I would apologize for my tardiness, boys.
I would apologize for my tardiness, boys, but it was on purpose.
It was on purpose.
If you listened to the new starting soon screen, you would know that it's called 20 minutes.
And he says 20 minutes before my show.
And I have exactly 20 minutes left.
All right, you caught me, I lied, I was taking a shit.
But I am not the only one at fault, I am not the only one at fault.
Listen very carefully.
Whoever sent the 10G out before the stream started, just know I can still see that.
So I was personally, with no audience, told to quote,
quote, suck on these nuts while I was setting up the stream.
And to you, sir, I say fuck yourself.
I say fuck yourself.
I actually wasn't looking at the screen,
so I didn't look at the name, but I know you know who you are,
and fuck you, fuck you die.
All right, good, we got that out of the way.
We got that out of the way then.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh god, maybe another sip of the silly.
Mm, mm.
Ugh.
Mm, mm.
It's time to play the game!
Time to play the game!
Boys, let me tell ya, let me tell ya,
we are going straight to the icebreaker.
Clokes, is Clokesy here?
Where's Clokesy at?
Is he here yet?
Let me see.
How is he not here yet?
I'm trying, this...
This guy.
This guy.
I just called him, I just called him.
I just called him like 10 minutes ago.
He's like, oh, you're gonna be right there.
I'll be right there at the discord.
We have a dynamic duo, nice to do,
and he's nowhere to be seen.
Let me call him.
Let me call him again.
Let me see what's going on.
Let me call him.
Your call has been forwarded to an automated call.
Okay, hold on one second. Let me give it another call. Let me give them another red.
Okay, here we go. Okay, here it is. Okay, here we go.
I get my pietnubs on this man when I get my pietnubs on this man!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I just talked to him! I just leave a voicemail!
Oh hello! This is Peanut.
I really miss you.
Don't think I didn't see all those new sinalsos.
Maybe we can play together sometime.
Yeah, no thank you. No thank you, sad.
No thank you. He shouldn't be arriving any moment now.
I'm looking over the discord. He shouldn't be here any moment.
I mean, whoa!
He's gonna be here in two seconds. I'm certain of it.
He probably didn't answer because he knows he's about to be in the discord and there's no point in answering
So he's booted up his PC. That's what's going on. He's booted up. He's booted up
Stuck in traffic here stuff. It's all mr. PM. He bought one thing is wicked bad. Good. Ah, man
And mr. Johnny mr. Nate dog motherfuckers with good bad. Good. Ah, man and mister
Nitty time. Oh my boy. Thank you. It's one good bad. Good. Ah, man
Thank you, my boys. Thank you, my boys. Thank you, brothers. Thank you, brothers. No more talk up guys
I already told you we're gonna do some party games this week. We're gonna do some I promise we're gonna do some party games this week
I promise I promise I promise for those you guys don't know though
I don't know if everybody knows but I started it leak his number
I might leak his number if he doesn't show up here soon. I started in talk up
That's where the buggy later was born. That's where the buggy later was born
So we have a deep connection here a deep connection. This is all these are old stomping grounds
These are all this isn't just a random game. This is these are old stomping grounds. It doesn't show fuck yourself
Fuck yourself die. I'm the best player on talk of you know it. I know it
Landmark knows it everyone knows it
Look who finally decided to show up look look with the cat
Dragon
Look with the cat
Dragon. Oh my I don't even know if I should drag him in. Should I drag him into the chat? I should make him wait
I'm not even gonna drag him in I should make him wait. I
Should make him wait. This is he made us wait. Let's make him wait
Oh, let's see. Let's give him 30 seconds make him think about what he did. Oh, let's make him think. Yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, let's make him think about it. Let's give him some self-reflection time. Yeah, that's what we do
I see him right here. He's a machete. I'm not even drugging me. I'm having dread. All right. That's enough self-reflection time
Let's see if you learned his lesson
He's muted hold on what's it?
Any moment now
You know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna mute as soon as he un-mutes
You know what I'm gonna do, you know what I'm gonna mute up as soon as he unmeans.
So yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
That's what I'm gonna do.
That's what I'm gonna do.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Yeah, we're gonna teach this guy a lesson.
We're gonna teach this guy a lesson.
as soon as he on mute.
So, uh...
So, uh...
So, how are you today?
How are you doing?
How are you guys doing today?
I'm sick good good you deserve it you're probably Osama bin Laden in the past life
you reincarnated you're paying your debts buddy you're paying your debts you've
done terrible things you've done terrible things and you deserve that sickness you
deserve it you deserve it mmm I too am sick oh look there's Saddam Hussein
reincarnated you got Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein reincarnate right here
the chat and you guys both deserve to be sick fuck you guys me too guys I don't
like too bad guys all right you know don't listen I'm gonna Google okay
wait okay well I got another one but whoo yeah you guys do have done whoo
whoo you gotta keep those jokes really far and view all right you only get a
couple of those jokes per day okay guys that's we're on a strict diet yeah I'm
talking about yeah yeah a couple of those jokes per day
gotta wait till the moment's right when it's a when it's a better joke this is
this is a mid-grade joke 5 out of 10 5 out of 10
castle oh there we go there's it said what it's just oh my guys this is
Don't pull the prank on me!
It's just some type of shit, don't!
Don't take!
Of course, I bet you watch it.
Guys, can you check if he's watching?
Check if he's watching, is he here?
Is this asshole just watching me losing right here?
Check if he's in here!
Is he in here?
No, this?
Oh my, you know what?
I'm gonna call him again.
I'm gonna call, oh.
Hey!
I'm muted. I'm muted. Yep. Mm-hmm. That's right. Yeah. Teach a
lesson. Teach a lesson. Oh, hello, Mr. Coaxie. How are you doing?
Why were you muted, Eddie? Oh, no reason. Just had to, you know, I just had some business to deal
with. And this is that, you know, real important, bungalow-y stuff. You wouldn't
understand. You would understand. You would understand. You would understand.
Um, Mr.
Goksy. Oh, hey, welcome in. Hey, welcome. Hey, happy to be here. Oh, that's great.
Happy to be here. Oh, hey, happy to be here. Not a moment too late. Not a moment late.
Honestly, I wasn't expecting you to actually go live on time. I didn't. I was 20 minutes
late. Oh, I think I made it so often that you don't even know what time I start.
Because I'm like every day
7 p.m. CD is the time I supposed to start usually get going around 7
10 to 7 15 today was about a 720 today was about a 7 20
Well, you know, I go to start the stream that I gotta you know fill up my waters
I gotta take a poopy sometimes I had tacos at me
So it's a double poopy where you get up you walk back over your desk and then you you don't drink
Gotta go right back and take another poop. I drink a lot of water. I drink a lot of water
I drink a lot of voodoo Rangers that has water in it
Cozy every I'm pretty sure every drink in the world has water in it. This is odd
No, it's what I'm asked drinks are made out of it's the base
The base of any drink
Okay, well, I guess not milk.
Well, no, no, no, milk would still have water in it.
No.
I believe every liquid is made of technically water.
No, it's not.
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna Google this.
I'm gonna settle this right now.
Is every drink technically made of water?
So you're telling me if I have 12 nickel,
if I have 12 nickel amultras,
That's pretty much considered me having 12 water bottles.
Yes, exactly.
That's exactly what it is.
Yes, that's what Michael Belch was doing
right before the race.
I did it.
Look, almost every standard drink, soda, juice,
milk, tea, and beer is 85 to 99% water.
Wait, beer is 95% water?
85 to 99%.
Yep, that's right.
That's right.
That's what the Google says.
That's what the Google guy says.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yep, yep.
Oh, right here, right here, right here, right here.
Hold on.
What percent of a standard beer is water?
90 to 95 percent.
Bam!
Holy shit, are you joking?
I'm not joking.
That's what Mr. Google says.
That's what Mr. Google says.
Rooter, milk, all of it.
Water, water, water.
If anything, I'm being helped.
Wait.
I say cheers, boys, cheers!
I go get a drink absolutely you do absolutely well hold on let's go do it first right the
icebreaker straight icebreaker okay you find your way straight icebreaker no exactly right
the icebreaker no exact actual actual I've already got my money I've already got my smokes
I've got everything okay what the fuck are we doing all right give me a sec me where's
that quest you said? Is it the Boreas? Yeah, it's under Boreas. Why does it say that I
haven't completed arrive at the icebreaker and board the smuggler? Okay, okay, okay.
So once we go to the icebreaker and we board it, that will change to a different quest where
we have to find people that are dead. I couldn't find them. I think I think I don't need
to find people that are dead. I think you talk to that guy that is behind the locked
door. No, it says check to see if people are still alive. Yeah, there's a
fuck ton of dead bodies. Yeah, no. So I think what he's talking about is the
captain and you talk to the guy that's in the locked door and then you go you
beat the whole game and you go to the captain's quarters where the captain is
spoiler alert that wait he's dead. No, no, the captain just chillin up there.
You say, my man!
You say, my man!
By the way, did you know there's 40 guys with guns
that capture your ship?
He goes, what?
He goes, Goofy, you gotta be trippin',
says the captain does.
And I say, yes, yes, I just killed him all.
I just killed the whole ship.
I came to visit you.
And he goes, hold on now.
I was just watching some lead runs of 2006 SpongeBob
here on this VHS tape.
And I would thought I heard some shots downstairs,
But I thought it was just the creeps of the ocean.
You know what I'm talking about?
And so he's super surprised.
And he goes, well, so you killed everyone?
It's just you and me?
And I go, yes, it's just you and I.
And he goes, well, anyone know if I give you a hand job?
And I said, I'll give you $10.
So the captain starts jerking you off vigorously.
In the middle of the ocean, everyone's dead.
But let me tell you the real kicker is that he then,
once he's done, puts on a pretty secret red dress
and he takes you by the arm.
like you're about to square dance.
And he says, you know what?
You and me, we're getting the hits.
And you marry the captain, you move to New Zealand,
and you live happily ever after.
And that's how you complete the quest.
That's how you complete the quest.
Spoiler alert, spoiler alert.
That's how you complete the quest.
Yes.
No, of course he's dead, Colxy.
Are you just fucking dumb?
Dude, dude, dude.
There's no way you said all that just to say he's dead.
Obviously he's dead.
Obviously, the Captain is dead.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Don't act like I'm the fucking dumb one here.
Okay, Chief.
All right, okay.
Honestly guys, let's all act like that for a day.
Make him feel different.
Make him feel special for the day.
Let's all act like he isn't the dumb one for today.
That's a great idea.
Okay, you're asking me, right?
You do know your act is dumb.
My IQ is in the double digits, idiot.
You have, you don't even know.
You can ask that, who's dumber, me or you?
I'm fine.
Who's dumber?
Watch.
That who's dumber, me or peanut?
Watch.
Holy shit, they're actually choosing you.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, I see, no, I see a lot of use.
No, no, I know.
No, I see a lot of use.
I don't think so.
I see a lot of use.
I don't know a lot of stuff. Okay, I never claimed to be a smart smart peanut
I never claimed to be a genius
Oh fuck, but like what when I'm dumb it's like oh, it's like, you know, it's kind of fine when you're dumb
It's like the like you pat the parents of the
You pat the parents of the kid on the back. You see I'm so sorry and that's what when you're dumb
You know, you we walk up to your dad. We don't we found him on the back. We go. Hey, I'm sorry about that
I'm sorry that I mean I'm sure that's the there's a difference there's a difference. I don't give a game
Do you have to run? Yeah, man? Oh
Yeah point
You're telling the story about us getting jerked off oh my apologies my apologies
It was it was an enthralling story by the way as well as you know, I look sick
I look chic take a look at my guy. Take a look at my guy
Okay, there's okay. I'm really one of my mods made a poll of who's dumber. Okay. Let me go ahead and check the results
Close to you are 87%
No one votes on twitch balls is that a twitch ball? No, you don't twitch balls are perfect
Everybody can see him. There's nothing wrong with twitch balls
If you don't have every single person in the chat voting it's cuz their view bots
I don't know I found this all on Twitter. I found this on on Twitter
Well 88% now 88% do we're killing it. We're killing it. Oh, we're killing it doesn't chat doesn't fuck it
We're probably just saying that just much human by yourself. I hope so I hope so I hope so I did not have a good day
I you know what? Thank you guys. I wish I spoke it twice while I was offline and let's just say
Let's just say I didn't get my hands off from the captain because I didn't make it there
Really?
No, actually the second attempt I walked in
Shot night in the face six times with SNB Emma, which has 62 penetration and 75 flushed image and I die
Mm-hmm first guy first guy
big guy
Spockbots clear page big guy, okay?
This will be a big thing, I have a theory that you're so good at portraying a character
me, it makes me wonder if you were a voice actor or similar before becoming D-Tuber of
the year.
First of all, that was a spelling mistake, it's P-Tuber.
Okay, and the reason I'm so good at playing a character is because it's me, Thomas!
You're an idiot but Celsius from Jersey. So let's call it a
draw. What is Celsius from Jersey? Wait. You're an idiot
but Celsius from. Oh. Oh, clumsy. Oh, oh, clumsy. Okay. That
is true. That is true. But let me ask you a question. Let me
ask you a question. Did you see?
Okay, that is true. That is true. But let me ask you questions. Let me ask you a question.
Do you see?
You know, Steve, I got, you know, hodges. Would you rather be, would you rather be born in Jersey or be homeschooled?
Which one do you think makes you down here?
Ponder on that for a second. Let's ride!
I
Started spreading south you also get my homeschooling
But like like like it depends completely on if your parents are smarter not
And wait, there's like I always thought homeschooling was like they so if someone's homeschooled they hire like a teacher
Or is it just no it's you it's your parents
But do you use like a curriculum that you've been probably a lot of other parents use it's like it's I you can teach them
Anything you want is that you for me next to the guys? He's yelling this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm okay. Yeah, but I think you use I think like you plug it like homeschool.com or something
And there's curriculum that everybody uses probably
There's why stuff that's mandated by the state that you live in
For what you have to teach your people, but I was thinking you know like if your parents are geniuses
Jesus know that the genius is usually they're like, okay, I'm like a smart guy. I know stuff, you know
Like that's where a genius was it and an average and average intelligence person, okay
Knows that they're not a genius, but they also know they're not stupid what a stupid person
Never knows that they're stupid and you cannot convince them that they are
So I don't imagine how many kids out there are being homeschooled by their parents
message fucking dumb and dumb as a brick you're talking about and you can't
convince them you cannot convince a stupid person that the stupid they will
never believe it they would never believe it's like a thing. I know a lot of stupid people.
Okay, so you look at the mirror and sit down and look at the mirror and see what it's one of those mirror
where it copies your body a hundred times.
Your gig's all here.
Okay.
Follow me, boys. Follow me, gig.
Yeah, I'm having an issue with this game where it's like,
I'll see something at a vendor,
and it looks like a person, and then I'll ADS it,
and it won't be a person.
Oh my God. Wait a second. No!
We admit it.
Wait, you gotta be sucking on my wiener. Are you serious?
Yeah, like...
Wait, you gotta be guarding with my balls and licking my sack.
licking my sack are you serious it yeah it's like this shit but you gotta be
stroking my shaft and licking the tip are you serious no like if I ADS you gotta
be smack in my my butthole with your tongue way okay I ran out of them
alright
it seems like you ran out of them I ran out I ran out alright you got me you
got me I should have stopped on the last one I should have stopped on a high
out and follow me cake follow me boys
hi I'm gonna go run forward and they get
head down okay and then you and then you
go kill him by the way I thought of the
black division starts down here at the
beginning of the map they don't stay
here long they move that they walk
a couple make walk across this road and
they go across that bridge that we're
going to you know I cannot believe
yesterday or last or the day we got
sandwiched between the two black
today today I actually played offline and my last mate I got so much between the
goons and this black vision again really on the same app on this map right
here it's like four hours ago I ended up killing the big pipe leaving the other
two and then killing the black vision get down with all this stuff nice it
nice and cool it was cool
Texas public education is awful we're number one
I mean I'm the bro got it was gonna cross I think so I didn't jump you see
I
Hear
Say come any closer will kill you
Peacock
You're a bitch and your mom's a hoe.
I forgot you can't hear me in game.
Very cozy.
They call him a bitch and his mom a hoe.
Oh, did you hear that?
Here we go.
A bitch and college mom a hoe.
Can I hurt you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
All right, okay.
Okay, dude, I don't think this is worth it.
I'm down to milk doing this.
So it's worth it.
It's worth thinking about.
We'll get with 700,000 deep.
All right, we're 700,000 deep.
Minus 700k minus minus 700k
How much does Nate vision sell for?
Night vision the black one sells for well the price has changed this way
But I think it's like 80k and then the other oneself for probably like 80k as well
I don't know what the new stuff because he nerve-tongue but you can sell for
Can't you die just don't think this is worth it. Texas is 27 in overall education. What are you talking about?
Yeah, 27 is a high-ass number dumbass
Let's ride!
I'm sorry.
Are you ready, Miss Crokey?
Yeah.
You got 27 educations.
I love the educations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
Oh, Mr. Peony, what's up?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm bad.
And Mr. Robbie my face boy good man good a man
Yeah, I got the bomb I got the bomb
No, we're at a boss you agree flare. Yeah, we good
All right pop it up for real good
Say back close your analyst
Stand back
Just a game of chair for maximum efficiency hold on
I forgot a flashlight. Hold on, wait, hold on. Let me go ahead and adjust my headset as well.
Okay, all right. Close it, there's a guy. Okay, that's right. Stay back, Lucy. All right.
You down? Okay.
Oh
I got him. I got him. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Everybody's in everybody's there. Whoo, and not even a scratch
Not even a scratch
What a flesh wound, what a flesh wound Mr. Clemssey.
Excellent work gentlemen excellent work boys night is that!
Night's down coachy. Double check nice dad.
Uh, yeah night's dead.
Uh double check, go ahead and shoot it one more time, you could be faking it.
Oh yeah, nice dad, okay good good.
That had room on the floor?
Never be too careful. Uh, that might be everyone on this fly. I don't know. I don't know
I gotta turn up my settings. I gotta cheat real quick. Go ahead and cheat. Go ahead and cheat.
All right, now I'm gonna side room
Yeah, let me just make sure that we're on the top first. We don't shoot each other. Are you in that? You're in that room?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, let me just just give it one, just give me one, say it. Let me just make sure nobody's on here
One, two, three, six
What the guy here?
What?
Where?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What do you mean you didn't shoot?
I didn't shoot.
What?
What do you mean you didn't shoot?
What?
I didn't shoot.
Hey, how do you mean you didn't shoot?
Somebody shot.
What?
That's what I said.
There's a guy here.
I heard the shots.
What?
You said that before the...
What?
What you said that before are you fucking crazy are you are behind I forgot food and water good
I hope you die. I was trying to death
Not having a flashlight
This guy smokes
Shit
Maybe night has a flashlight. Oh wait I saw a night's kind of
You just don't have a flashlight. I don't know if this is a flashlight. I might just be a laser.
Are you taking all this stuff? I'm not finding anything. I'm not finding anything. There's something suspicious going on.
I literally have two sims. I don't know where. Any lead-explosions or anything? Do you get the key card?
Yeah, I got the key card. Yeah.
Oh my god. I'm flashing in front of my gun.
Oh my God. Yeah, you do that.
Yeah, you sliver.
There's the secrets of the iceberg that you don't even know, Mr. Clipsy.
Oh, 500 US dollars.
Secrets of the iceberg that you don't even know, Mr. Clipsy.
Oh God! Okay, all right, get back.
Coming up.
I feel like I hear what on the other side still yeah top floor
Hey, he just shuffled
You should show us a magic trick with his cards
Thank you go upright. Yeah, do you even up to that door across the way?
Get pushed get pushed hold it
I got him.
Nice.
Let me make sure there's nobody up here.
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
He's doing a little bit of light.
He's flirty though.
Just like he's flirty.
What's he's flirty?
Like he's flirty.
Um, yeah.
Rebring AVS to this was probably dumb as shit.
What's an AVS?
Oh, the rig?
Right.
No, that's fantastic.
That holds a lot of loot.
You can use it and then switch it out for the black vision.
And use their rigs.
Do you have a gun?
Is that true?
Mm-hmm.
Hmm?
It'll stop then, stop then?
That's it.
This means we don't shoot.
Nice.
Thanks.
Just taking care of business.
Taking care of business.
Alright!
Taking care of business.
Bro, I'll tell you, the little pier is fucking trash.
Well, yeah, the first one's always been trash, though.
That ain't getting her.
I thought there's, like, let-exes in that espresso machine.
Yeah, there is, there is.
Not this time though
This time this you would call getting fucked understand
Hi
Get to the boss the boss that give any crew survived. It's a doctor. They got in the locked door back there
The locked door it's who's where you were healing up in stuff. Oh, okay?
What for a pizza we eat on a few?
Interact it for nights
You're going to be in light packet.
I think she has some level 5 plates out of her.
You little peep.
Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
I
This bad boy put that right reach the upper desk and access to engine room
And we'll talk to that guy as well
You should have got credit. Did you get credit? Let me see check if any crew members survive on the ship. Oh, no
Wow, we can't share that them
I won't open it, go away!
No!
You speak as if you're trying to break the door!
I have a gun on my hands!
Do you see it?
No, I'm not!
Explain your amygdala!
Do you think I'll believe it?
No, no, no, no.
Storm!
A couple of idiots don't know how to follow!
Why should I be concerned?
No, I don't!
No!
The attack was on the bridge!
No, no!
I have no information.
No, I've never been to it.
Go to the group!
You see, yeah, I have not.
On the roof of the car division.
Okay, that's okay.
Okay, now we gotta reach job protection.
I'd stand back!
Pop and Peter were headless.
They should be cut down below, right?
Oh no, many more down below. Just keep your peeps open.
What am I here? Hold on.
Put the door.
I think they all walked up.
definitely a lot more hold on to his car
opening this okay?
well I wouldn't do that
why don't we see it?
I can clear this I can clear this, I got a specific method
don't you worry about it
I've never seen that door open
I got my own ace.
Oh, that's delicious.
That's delicious.
Only these two are dead.
There's just a couple of them.
Probably two or three more.
Just give me one quick second here, boss.
I'll go clean up for you.
Hope the peas can pick you up.
Hope the peas are always going to be here if you cook, see if you remember that,
okay?
I hope the peat loves you.
the way because the amount of times I've run the lighthouse and I actually run
into it like 60 rounds and I made 55k6 or whatever it's a lot I feel like two
raiders are rad
there's one more over here I hear him
Yes, you scooped yes, and you're gonna steal it while I go kill these guys for us, but you were a
I am stuff like
God I'm could be one whoa, okay
I'll see it was good to go
There's no good in there.
Don't mind if I do.
WAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Oh she turned around!
Not a good moment.
Not a good moment with this man.
These guys don't have 5RF, you need some new plates.
I don't know if you got shot up.
I should probably put the ABS in my rig though and then...
Zach guy's armor.
Oh yeah, dude, I think we're getting fucked on the loose here.
I'm not gonna lie to you. We're gonna have to make it to the boss's place to get any recuperation for our body.
100%.
Yeah, I mean this is fucking terrible so far.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Hello?
Holy cool guys are out in here
You got any water from that kitchen? You might use it later
I have
Brackola and Tabas. Oh
Come on in come on in
We're not space skipping
Lord screaming close you on screaming
Oh, why not should I be? No, I hate you anyways. Yeah, exactly. You should
self doubt yourself at any given moment. All right. Just remember closey.
Anytime you try to do anything, you might not be good enough. Just remember
that. Keep that in mind. It's the most important thing.
I
Go to steal all my shit again. All right. Yes. Oh wait
My games, oh, wait, I'm right here. Oh, well, we're going place. Hey, what's going on? Where's it?
Bulbex, okay. All right. You go ahead and hang on that along with the other 50 items. All right
I swear. I don't know a lot. I'm gonna show you. I haven't played this one. I haven't played this one
I think we can actually use pretty easy. Do I say up top and right-hand peak everything?
You could although I do have another plan, but it's a little dangerous. You're calling. I see if you can
What's the best way to do this as a duo judge I just stare right door and you stare right door
No, what if it's actually down here to activate it?
Yeah, but I'm saying like it should I say up here and that you just
And that's your right hand peeking from a pop is fucking
I
Was gonna do is I was gonna run and then you saw about right now. I was gonna crouch and kill him like right there
You want
Yeah, okay
So which one are you thinking you're gonna peak that was it peak those two doors at the top right?
You can peak the left or the top not the top one with the one below it, but you see back immediately
Okay, wait, can I keep from the staircase? No, no, that's stupid
All right. All right. All right. As soon as you lose control, do not try to hold that.
If you think for even a second that you're not going to kill them before they shoot
the first bullet, just pull back. We'll handle it. Okay?
Okay. Okay. You ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one, go!
Okay. All right. Two on the right.
Okay. Killed one. Left.
Another left.
One more. One more wrapping left.
No clone no clone no clone no clone
I can need you on it
I see him come right?
Let's work!
Arise!
All right, now I'm going to go ahead and take my own stuff.
If you don't mind, Rosie, if you don't mind, boys.
John, I'm going!
We're cooking, Rosie, we're cooking!
I can't do this, don't be.
I'll do some light taste polluting, light and taste
for nothing, too for rash.
I think too for rash.
Mm-mm-mm.
I
Would I wouldn't I'd do the P90 it's out of the way to die
These guys are poor they're poor and ugly
There's like two guys over here.
Woo!
Alright, here it is.
Here we go.
Here's something.
Oh, thank god I got this first.
Fuck you, please.
Oh, word?
Word, word, word, word.
I'm just giving a couple goodies.
I'm just giving a couple goodies to where we're at.
Okay.
Now, you've been making great time too.
How much time do we have?
I'll check after it.
It'll stop in something.
Did I take that gas mask, or did I forget it?
Oh, I don't have the gas mask.
There's one on the guy behind me, but I think I forgot to grab it.
Is it worse to get an MPX run?
No. Don't get anything except for 5.56.
I'm sure. This guy's a real homeless. There's a gas mask right here.
That's right. These are the poor and ugly ones.
Okay, so there's only 6 for Nubos? Yo, that's kind of fucking free, no?
That's a little fucking free. Yeah.
There's six and then outside, outside there's gonna be four
on the helicopter and then below, I don't really know.
I think that changes randomly.
And then there's five for the boss
and then the ones upstairs, there's always,
right, the ones after the boss,
it's always five no matter what, right?
Mm-mm-mm.
If you can show.
Mm.
32 minutes. Is this good time? Oh, that's actually time. Yeah, we're doing great, boss.
Because it's always five guys right after the boss. Okay.
Above the boss. Uh, reset upper decks, find a way in the superstructure.
A superstructure? Well, you're a bingo.
A super-duper-structure?
Super shot. Super shot.
I'm just gonna use a couple, couple of things.
Seven, six, seven, eight.
Hey, what did you say? What was that number?
You say six.
Seven. Seven, eight.
Seven, eight, seven, eight.
I don't know, why does everybody have level 4 stuff?
I don't know, it's...
I'm not joking, this room had no spawns in it.
We're kind of getting shattered, we've definitely got to make it to the boss to profit on this one, 100%.
It'd be 5-5-2, talk about it, yeah, it'd be 5-5-2, it's poof!
It's to hide out to Pooh Diarrhea!
No lettixes or anything either, no espresso machine.
We'll find a bunch of them at the end, 100%.
Huh?
Ah, dude, that's rude.
It ain't worth it, P. I'm telling you.
It's worth it!
It's worth it.
Come on, come on, come on.
Jack, I went too hard.
Oh, oh, oh, no.
Okay, I'm gonna start clearing out these hoodlums out here.
He's P.L.
These guys have wallhacks.
Roger.
Yeah, I can't see anything cuz they kill guys me
Oh, yeah, I don't have a gas mask.
My skirt. Oh, we need you. What we need you a monster to worry. Oh
God, okay. Yeah, I can't see anything out there. I gotta wait for this tea guys. You're going
Okay, we're making a really good time. You said
Oh, yeah, we're making great time making fantastic time
Hmm. Yeah, oh 29 minutes this spot. Oh, yeah, we're good. We're good. It's always we see Robin legit
She takes some water you mind
Oh, you're good.
I know when that gas is gone, so I can...
It's not done yet!
Yeah, thanks.
Glowshade! Glowshade, look over here!
The gas is gone!
What the fuck?
I didn't see the fucking sun
shot you through the fucking clouds over there
gotta hang around
we bubble loosey-doozy real quick
do you mind if I just go and see
I'm a bubble
it was smoked down to soak up the gas genius
What does that even mean?
I'm gonna mop up the tear gas with more gas?
Wait, does this tear gas get you high?
Does the tear gas get you high?
Oh yeah, you see, I'm stripping balls out of here, buddy.
I'm stripping dick and balls out of here.
These guys aren't even Black Division anymore, they're demons with horns.
I'm playing Doom.
You ever need it?
I don't ever find it.
I'm gonna both.
I'm gonna let you cook both.
Come on down.
I'm hurt.
Okay, that one is resilient.
That one is resilient.
He does not like to die.
He's one of the right ones, very hurt.
It's too hard, too hard.
You want me to let you cook it?
You want me to come out?
No, no, no.
Unless you unless you want to give it a shot
Very good
Hey, you see it. Oh, they like to lie
These guys they like to fit yes, you understand the fivers
How many spawn on this oh
I'm the helly to this for I've killed two there's two more
Hey, one such one's right. Oh
Oh
Behind the box. Okay. I'm going to peek. Okay. Now you have the guy in the left
It's both behind the boxes I can aid no no no no no no
Oh these close close close box for the life. Yeah, they like yeah, they like yeah super close box. He's not there. He's not there
He's running
Wait, let's go down below. Let's go down below. Yes
see you don't get super super you shut up over there go see
inside okay you made up here guys get down at coaxi
bro get back your hole over there in that room over there you lost outside
Pimages for five minutes
Sorry bongs
Work hard
Oh God, yeah, he's he's right there. Yeah, he's close laugh. No, he's not I saw his guy
No, you did it. I literally okay. All right, go see get in your hole get in your hole
Where these lab test things I don't know I don't know what you're talking about
Okay, all right, this guy is, okay, all right, this guy is good.
He's not.
Well, I can't because I'm teargassed.
I'm crying over here.
We need to the teargass callers.
You just stay in your hole, you think about what you did.
You've been eight minutes on this part.
Look at you, you had him tear gas again.
I'm just kidding, you didn't throw it at him.
I can't, it's tear gas, gotta give me a sec.
Damn it.
Lost visual.
This guy just want to die. Just fucking hit him in the head!
I think I got him. Wait, wait, one more, one more.
Okay, you know where he is, right? Yes, he's on the left side, not on the close
boxes, he's on the back boxes. Okay, so you're going to die because he's
It's on the close spot.
No he's not!
If I run through that tear gas while it dies.
Yes.
Just stay back, just stay back.
I'll handle this.
There's one more guy.
Understood.
I told you he was on the back boxes.
He's not yet.
Wait, what are those footsteps?
They're all dead.
Everybody's dead, we're all good to go.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Whoa.
Pack a little bit of back.
helmet is cool
Okay, now we're not doing as good on time
Yeah, now we're not doing as good on time as aforementioned
Mr. Clungsy
And a couple goodies nothing too brash mr. Clungsy nothing too brash
I'm taking the amount of F5 on me when we're getting these guys to get to the mountain.
I'll take it back.
This is a ton of stuff.
There's a mouse.
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
I grabbed your backpack.
I put it right behind you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're a good baby.
You're a good man.
You're a good baby.
You're a good man.
You're a good baby.
You're a good baby.
You're a good baby.
You're a good baby.
I love you, dude.
I love you, dude.
We're really cool guys, too.
Are you almost done with your guys?
You two guys are almost done.
But, dude, I thought the ammo we got here was insane!
I've already got like, like,
three or four stacks of the, of, of, of,
of high 5-5-6 ammo.
Mm-hmm.
Um...
Yeah?
What?
What's C.B.J. ammo?
That's good, that's decent but it's not worth picking up
cause you can buy it.
It's actually very, it's the best and we can buy
for a 300 blackout but again you can buy it.
It's like kinda like, I don't really waste time getting it.
I love it like five.
Well, you're also a bitch.
So think about that too.
Think about that before you do anything.
We'll see.
I got 22 minutes.
All right, let's do it.
The question is reach the upper decks,
find a way into ice.
Upper decks, are we here?
No, no we're not.
We gotta start moving fast.
We are back. We are bad on time. We are bad on time.
One down.
Two down.
Nice.
Two grenade.
I do, yeah.
Well, you go ahead and throw that grenade just right over that yellow thing right there.
Fire?
You're right there right over there yellow thing wait. We look at you right right over there
You want my left hand or right handed all right here? Just kind of just got a touch over there nice and easy nice and easy
okay
It's
Okay, never does before
It went in the water, okay, so nobody moved at all. Okay. All right
I'm not gonna go down there if I die it's all your fault and I'll never see you also
why am I still why two guys were another hundred and twenty seconds oh my god wait
we said to get listen we just had to make it down there that's all we gotta do is
I
Was really close to begin what really close
Target on 12 confirmed
I
Wait now we kill this guy
I'm not gonna get any stamina back.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh shit, there's two, there's two, there's two.
I cut them, I cut them, I cut them.
Oh god.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I'm completely out of stamina because the tear gas thing.
I don't have any arm or leg stamina.
Don't you wash, don't you move.
Jesus Christ.
Get out of there.
You shouldn't do that.
I might have, I might have collated them.
Is that possible?
You're still alive.
Are you moving?
Are you moving?
I have no arms Sam, gotta wait. He's close. I killed one.
Who the hell is this guy?
He's close. He's literally right under.
Can I peek from above him?
Don't see anything I see I see I see I see I've never seen one in that little
cubby what the hell he's right here this cubby I'm always out of food water
again how we get this guy's little cubby you should have another Greek no
crazy like literally in the stereo seat like right here in the stereo G right
where I'm looking where my laser is it is right here okay hold on I get his
wide-swing right that is that dumb enemy side I'm just worried about deep well
let me clear deep and then deep is already clear is well I think for the
time being I'm not looking at that guy he's gonna kill me he's used footage
We're doing good what we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're doing good. We're doing good
I don't know that this one's always confused me. There's a lot of them
That guy was getting frisky on us that guy was getting frisky on us
I'm coming
I
Don't see any you'll be behind the boxes up
No, there's definitely one guy said upset I'm just getting red
You fucking asshole!
No, there's definitely more guys. I'm not lying about that. I'm not lying about that.
They could come around that corner at any moment. I'm not even joking. Kill his bull.
I'm not even joking.
That's a real statement. They could come around that corner and literally at a moment.
I don't fucking trust you.
I swear to God that's true. I swear to God that's true.
Little sus-sum, little sus-sum.
I'm telling you, this loot isn't good. Yeah, we're getting good ammo, but holy fuck.
We're getting crazy, Ammo!
We are getting so...
The loot is in the boss area.
No wonder we're not getting loot, because we're on the boss area.
Yeah, P, we're not gonna have time for the boss area.
EGOT TIME!
EGOT TIME!
What you want to miss, Coachy?
Pumpkins can take care of you.
Pumpkins always can take care of you.
Okay, boys?
You didn't figure about the team leader attacks, did you?
Go ahead and hand over half your stuff.
I don't even have anything good.
I'm not so much good ammo, it's crazy, I'm backin'.
I'm backin', I'm actually got a wrench.
I actually got some real good stuff.
I got some, dude, look at my backpack.
I'm poppin', I'm poppin' this pussy for real, Goopa.
Oh yeah, all right, okay, all right,
all right, now we move out.
All of you get far, all of you get dead.
This is good.
Oh, you shut up!
Why are you here?
That's not why I'm all out.
One more time, you need to get to the bus area.
Hey, you didn't get this guy's vision. Okay
This is a bad spot
Oh, they were all dead, they're mine. That's what I said. They're mine. They're mine. All right
Wait, I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back and count that then, right? There's only
Sure, but I think that's your variable. I'm gonna kill the next three. We're back
Okay, there's only
Can you go down below or up top I'm over here
Huh, I went around I went around and then I went up the stairs
But your size
One down
You know what I want to watch out you give up I'm good. I'm good
All right, we got we're good. We're good. I'll see you. I'll see you up here. Whoo. That's only three
Yeah, it's always good to watch it no matter how many guys you got
Fucking guys
This ammo is nice. This ammo is nice. I only have nine more food. Do you have any 40 bucks?
Oh, no, it's in my backpack. I have mayonnaise, man. I will take some mayonnaise. I'll take some mayonnaise
There's some mayonnaise boss
Only the ice you know we just gotta get in there. This is the only spot that has food
You gotta kill a spot. I have five food left. You gotta kill before that goes out. I'm gonna be fun
Right. You just don't want you want this mayonnaise?
What's it kill my water should know I'd stand back
Wait, okay, wait, I'll just go get you food
Yeah, cuz I don't know how to do this room. Yeah, how do I put the bottle here again?
Oh
I'm gonna go get you food
You would go see a good man. I use some water as well. Use some water as well
This is the final boss right here boys lock it in. Lock it in!
Alright, go get in closeie. I'll approach the enemy character.
Come on James!
There's five, right, there's five in the box because there's two of us, right, there's five, right, guys, including the box.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I was shot into my backpack.
Yeah, so you just need water then, right?
It's in the water.
Come.
Come, come, come, I'm in the box area, I'm in the box area, come, come, come.
Oh
Wedges down nice this body got you till here
Oh my god, I can't see shit.
You took me, you took me.
I need some food, water.
Wait, I'm gonna go get some food, water.
Oh no, I'm gonna do it.
Water.
Okay.
This is suffice.
There's food, water, out to the box.
We have, like, 10 minutes.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
I got this, I got this.
One more down, three left, nice, really nice smoke, fucking, look at me by the edge, nope,
You left you left nice
Oh God that's not good that's not good
Oh
One left one left
You see me what about the cheap what about the cheap oh, I want a boat. I am a problem
I
This one what this one will cook I don't really know
I don't read it. He might be back in the kitchen, but I he's not coming out. He's not coming out. I got you what folks a
Big boy
Hey, are you behind us behind us
I don't know. I'm gonna buy you.
Bring him now.
He's gonna be right in front of me. I'm gonna send the other team. I don't know.
Okay.
You sure it wasn't me spreading on metal?
There's a person talking.
Okay, we got bears.
Now we got damns.
Are you a boss? That sounds neat.
Okay.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
I can't see over there.
He's right over there.
Fuck it, I'm going in.
I spoke, I'm going in, I'm going in.
I'M GOING IN!
I see you.
She's back, she's back.
She's back, she's back, she's back.
Oh, I just realized I used my last smoke.
We don't have any for the guys of Chance.
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot.
No, I still don't see him!
Where the hell is this guy?
Oh
What do you come in here don't come in yeah, I oh I came in there. I hit a trip bar
Is you on the stairs
I'm in your smoke. What what do you mean you're in my phone?
Here's not your life situation
Okay, I'm out right now. I'm out
I think he's upstairs. I think he's-
Go. Uncovering.
Fuck my ass!
Hey, how many people-
He's upstairs. Yeah, I can't get to him. Fuck it. I'm gonna go for some food.
I'm gonna go for some food. He's upstairs in the middle. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. He's not dead. He's not dead.
I'm gonna go get some food.
I'm gonna go get some food.
I'm gonna go try to kill him, but he's probably gonna kill me. He's probably gonna kill me.
Oh
Why don't we just lose these guys?
We had to kill the check
They don't you like guys yet. Hold on. These are the best guys literally. I'm not looting anyone. I'm waiting for you
Oh, yeah
I'm about to lose these guys
Wait a minute. You're dead?
Yep.
Ah, perfect.
Are you fucking kidding?
Faaad dashing! Faaad dashing!
All of the last 40 minutes were for nothing!
Sweet.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
What a sweet delight, what a sweet little treat.
A sweet little treat?
He obviously killed me with his cock gun.
Ah, he had a Glock 19 taped to his sack.
Ah, so yeah, that'll happen! That'll happen! It's a secret! It's a trick used by the Black Division.
Mm-hmm, mm-mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
He's right up there, stands, he's glenched. That's why he never came down. He's walking in a circle right above the stand.
Yeah, why don't I just fucking keep him there?
Okay.
Just go ahead. Just fuck you.
Go ahead, Glowsy. Go ahead.
Mm.
Mm.
Hey.
Yeah, wait, why don't I just keep him there, and just...
Fuck you, Mr. Cloggy, fuck you.
Look at these guys.
Fuck you, Mr. Cloggy!
Why do you guys do so much money?
I just lost!
That bomb was 300,000 dollars,
it's less than a million dollars!
Oh my God, that was so much money.
Oh my, dude, I'm ruined.
I'm ruined.
That was so much.
I'm ruined.
It's over.
It's over.
I'm done.
I'm done.
back from one guy you don't understand icebreaker words they're in
rooms that's like looting the the engine room without killing the last guy it's
fucking dumb it's a stupid thing to do all right finally makes you move all
these guys's pockets these guys's pockets switch at
he's just gliss I've never seen this happen before he was supposed to come
down with his team but he didn't he's up there walking in a circle man duck
I'm drinking tonight. I'm increasing my drinking by 200%. It's gonna be that type of night.
Wait, I have four minutes.
We didn't get any loo- you didn't even get the loo.
We didn't even start looting the rooms.
I had.
No, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
You should try surviving.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir, thank you.
200% more water!
Shave, be in shape, go on, go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Hmm
Well fuck the hydration like your backpacks so here. Yeah. Well. Yeah, you can take all my stuff basically all the embo I got
Have you big so many? I
Don't have any more good ammo. I don't have any more good ammo
You're the best talking player thank you sir. Thank you good sir. What's that call us alcohol ruins lives
Oh, like, it enhances.
I swear.
Upbeat!
Upbeat!
Upbeat!
Why don't you call this?
Uh, uh, literally right now, even now.
Really?
Yes.
Right now!
Oh, you're gonna die!
I hope you fucked yourself.
I think you might have actually fucked.
What?
I might have been too low.
He fucked it up I
Fucked it. I don't hear it. Oh
My god, wait. Oh, thank goodness. We know that's the flair. Oh, yeah
So funny
If you fucked it we do you search all the pockets of the guys that killed the boss right? Yeah, this was a main doon is
You see the boss is rigged it's like our best rig of the year
No, I love that. Oh, that's a shame. It's shame. We'll get it next time. We'll get it next time
Oh, I salute you're like
Your stuff. I won't go out until I sleep. It doesn't leave that bad to you there
I do it with a gun. It's blue garbage. He's got my ammo
I
Just cast for the guy just grab it all your ammo. That's all
I cannot believe I died I
40 minutes
40 minutes for nothing just goes one guy wants to jack his meat on top of the stairwell
What a sweet life. What is it? I'm a lucky boy. I'm lucky boy. I've never seen that happen
I've never snapped into Glintz. That is definitely Glintz. Oh my goodness. Every time I come to Iceberg it's something fucks me!
You gotta be better. We gotta get better. We gotta rise to the occasion, we suppose. We gotta rise to the occasion.
Check his bottle, which is better. Oh yeah, by the way. You were so looted.
He should remind me too.
You had so much loot, whoa.
Dude, like so much loot.
Hey.
Dude, this might be the most loot I've fucking ever seen.
Unreal.
Can you believe this guy?
Can you believe this guy?
Unreal.
Unreal.
That's like my dog died.
And then for the next week, you go, dude, you dog died.
All right, okay, excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Okay, ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous.
Next time you're killing those guys,
I'm sitting back and going.
Oh, don't cook, you have so much food, you have so much food.
Dude, I actually do.
I killed 27 guys.
How many did you kill, Glucksy?
Oh fuck, what do you mean? I killed everyone in the fucking boiler room. How many did you
kill? It says right there on the screen. I don't know, I clicked through it already.
Oh my goodness. Alright, okay, okay, okay. You got 28, yes, yeah. Okay, 28 actually.
Yeah, okay, pal. Okay. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Alright, okay. Yo, is the
SA-15 so good? Like, I think it's so good. Yeah. Can I run around labs with that?
You're supposed to run around after that. Yeah, you gotta get the recoil down though.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Look, see, would you mind bringing me a shitload? Okay.
Next question.
Well, I'm gonna buy a Black Division bag.
By the way, this is why the- you know those- those, uh, those dog tags that you keep asking whether or not you should pick them up?
Yeah.
This is why you always want to pick them up.
Two dog tags gives you the biggest backpack in the game.
Are you f- really?
Mm-hmm. That's fucking insane.
Uh-huh. It changed- that's what I'm saying.
The Black Division dog tags are massive.
They're huge. I don't know why everybody's like, oh, I don't want to be my...
They're huge! They're huge!
I just bought a module in pack 45.
Now, Clogsy, if you would mind, bring me peace.
Okay.
Stop asking, fuck it.
Clogsy!
What?
If you would mind, bring me...
I do mind!
Clogsy!
Stop asking!
I just killed everybody that holds shit for you. I
Didn't make any money
That's cuz you're an idiot. That's that's genuinely that's usually cuz you're an idiot. There's nothing I can do about that
So that's not very nice. Hmm. Okay. All right. Okay
Okay, okay. Okay. All right listen. I am teetering on homeless this and we run this even even even one more time
I'm teetering on home was this
We gotta lock it. Yes, I'm not even joking. I have enough money to do this.
Well, you guys are the last two guys. You guys are the last guys.
No, no, there was five more guys upstairs and that was it.
Okay, why do we need to kill the five guys up top?
Because the five guys unlocked the second floor of rooms,
which there's like six more rooms plus one bonus room,
and then you can get to the captain's quarters, which has the captain's live as well.
And you get the quest time.
Okay, that makes sense now.
We got to ask mechanic about exposes apparently
Then we got to talk we got to talk to mechanic
I'm just saying again, there's just no way this guy in the Pino. I mean, you know how much
I
Cannot be the only one that season I cannot be the only one that season
All right, well, okay, that's a discussion for another day
Ten thousand percent, yeah
Let me see
Wait, okay now I have to ask proper my explosives. All right
Okay, you know that actually they they modeled back after pastly, you know that
a little fun back. Just a little fun back. Just a little fun back. Oh, wait, hold on.
Wait. Oh, I'm here. What a pestilies. Classic jokes. Give me a second. You might buy it.
Listen, one of his classic jokes. No, you're good. You're good. All right, guys. All
right. Let's see what it is. Classic jokes. One morning, a lieutenant arrived at the
ship drunk. The admiral comes with inspection. Why are you afraid of me, lieutenant? I am
Conrad admiral, then what are you drinking out of fear comrade admiral?
When is the joke start?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Glastic rapper,
Glastic rapper,
oh my god,
this guy,
oh my god,
he's a riot.
I'm telling you,
you bring rapper to the party.
He's the man of the hour.
He is the icebreaker.
Woo, wee!
I can't get enough of this guy.
I can not get enough of this guy.
Honestly,
oh, you guys,
no more jokes,
they're just daily jokes.
That was a knee slapper though hundred percent. Oh my goodness. I'm gonna tell that one down at the office. You have time up
Sharon Sharon
Sharon
You know HR said you can't talk to me anymore. No, you have to listen. I have a really funny joke. I
Heard it for preference
I was gonna get a couple things on get a couple things on it's get a couple things on
couple do'sies couple do'sies by the way cozy can I please please have three stand
30 round magazines loaded with M85581 with a stack of M85581 on the side.
You stole like four times that amount from my dead corbs.
What do you need?
Three standard bags filled with M85581 with a stack of M85581 on the side.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so you need three...
...bags.
I would love to see you out one six you're out 130 round is bad okay you can go to
Hal you know that you can go to Hal you can go to Hal buddy I gotta I know some
I got a lot of connections buddy. You know what? I'm sitting a letter to Jesus and I'm telling him
Yeah, I'm telling him all about you buddy all about you
Let's say I know this close you guy
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 100% 100% 100% and let me tell you
I'm I mean
Octopus's 2d anime moms. It's all he dies. It's all he dies. Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Oh nothing. Oh nothing. That's completely normal. That's completely normal. Absolutely normal. Absolutely
normal. All right. Let me get a couple goodies here. Couple goodies. Put that right there. And
then we'll put either combined so I can't. Okay. What is wrong with this game? There we go. Little
Some some little some some
Yeah, you got the max hundred percent
Yeah, what do you want again you want a six year on in two thirties a
Sixty round a thirty round all food every five of a one and then the stack of a five of a one of the side
Is that appetizer?
Yeah, have you ever been to Guy Fieri's restaurant?
No, that guy's got to be racist, but his appetizers are in
Okay, I mean by the gods
They the the chips of the queso there and then he's like trash. I think contrast can not just oh
That's all oh, huh hundred percent and they'll be seen called on
Amazing chicken tenders not the most original name. I won't lie to you, but they give you but right now
That's the name. They give you brown sugar sauce. Oh
I'm down you. I'm down you. Oh my goodness. I mean again if you don't mind dining where there's a giant
potential racist painted on the wall, it's the most delicious appetites you have ever.
I mean you have ever had. They're delicious. You guys have you guys had that? Have you guys had that?
Oh, delicious. Delicious. Delicious.
You've remarked on proper rugby. Yeah, but these are just dailies. Yeah, these are just dailies.
I'll accept them. I'll accept them.
Why you say racist? I don't know. Something about Guy Fieri. I mean, listen, I'm sure he's a great cook.
about those frosted tips just scream
you know I mean yeah I mean something about those frosted tips and just screams
hold on is everyone equal that's you know I mean okay he's probably a great
chef he's probably a great chef but you know other than that I don't I don't know
what he's like personally. I'm just saying potentially. I'm just saying potentially.
Have you got a little shush on your lips?
You can't be roasted, you can't be roasted, I had frosted tips at one time.
Exactly.
There it is.
And there it is.
Point.
And there it is.
What?
And the curtain is unveiled.
What the fuck?
Don't you for I don't don't you think we all forgot what happened on our greatest buddy, okay?
Me too we're playing together dumbass. I know that did you see that they made it so uh the snitches spawn rocketeers now
Fantastic
Okay, now I'm good to go. I think yeah, we uh
Yes, no, we don't have a little bit more heels and now I'm good to go my weapons at 81%
I'm sure they're doing a jam in there.
I don't think you should do that.
I'm sure they're doing a jam in there.
Oh.
It's in the boiler room, right?
Nah, you'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
At least you have those bags in that envelope or I'll die.
Yeah.
Oh, it smokes.
Oh, yeah.
I think it was.
Oh, I forgot.
I forgot.
It makes you have the 700K.
It makes you re-evolving your money.
I think it was interesting.
I totally forgot about all that.
Oh, my God.
We would have been screwed.
I'm tired, man.
I don't know how people play this game alone.
I would be forgetting things all the time.
It's just like a thousand guys telling me I'm an idiot like two every two seconds
The emotion time is hurtful. They'll be like one out of ten. It's
It's pretty help. I mean, you know what I mean?
What you know, I only got 300k profit there
Yeah, once again, that's because you're an idiot
Also, we didn't kill the boss. We did we
You just have to trust me you have to trust me close. You just have to trust you trust me
No, I know
Getting a micro ultra for this 95% water and I want to hydrate motor motor
Water water
We go watch that again, right?
Yeah, you do. Okay. Good
How do you owe me 300k? I mean 300k before helipad. I don't know. I think he's like
Like what it took to get there like how much you made my son to get there
So it gets it takes 1.25 to get and get out. You probably mean like 1.6. I mean
Which honestly, I won't lie to you cozy even though we did get the main loot
We did get screwed beforehand. I won't lie. That was not a good run
That was not a good run the chance that happens again. I'm probably slim by slim
He's like, hmm, hmm, does Coachy stream anymore?
No, he retired to become a monk.
All he eats is soup, and he's bald,
and talks about zen and inner alignment.
He just pisses me off.
He'll call me at five in the morning when I'm sleeping,
and go, oh, have you aligned your chakras yet?
And I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
I'm getting sick of it.
I'm gonna block this guy, I'm gonna block him.
And another thing, and another thing.
He's a bitch.
Now let's rise!
I got a bitch inside, you're robbing a man's in a night
Taking a bitch, just a vibe, taking her in the sky
Robbing a made bitch, she do lines, I told her I guess it was fine
Just a paid bag but she fine
I gave her a shoe and she died
I gave her a shoe and she died
I gave her a shoe and she died
I came in that bitch with a knife
Guess who's taking her life? Hello?
Take her little bands, if you call up we play it for fun
Fuck a bitch with a bandie bun
You gotta stop it and know you're mad
I follow this for a pack
The bitch she sent in my rap
The bitch was a tournée line
Fuck a bitch in the back of the carry
Fuck a bitch on the back of the loop
Let's come back, we forget you, man.
We'll miss this mess, and it can't be.
Yeah!
Kochi, do you give me my, uh, my, uh, Samo too?
Is that the ground to say I'm fighting?
No, no, no, I, I don't want to drop it out there.
I mean, five, six, eight, what are you, serious?
No, it should be aiming five, five.
Are you serious, Clungsy?
You just stole, like, five hundred off my body.
What do you even give me, nine, eight?
Wait, no, no, no, it should be, it's not,
no, it's not, it's not.
the other mag let me see that what we did left side left side left side left side
literally by the boat by the water I was hugging far left side water left
left left more left more left well over there that's where you died in the
the box you got your body version I don't know I got saved in that
okay well even jack hold on
Checking, hold on.
Uh, nope.
I gotta do a sniper, Scab.
Wait, I can't go over there?
No!
Hold on, why are you guys right here?
That makes sense.
Yeah, that's where I got sniped.
Wait, what?
Oh wait, oh yeah, there's a glimpse.
You can't get close to the water right there for some reason.
Are you fucking sure?
Where's your bag?
I did, I did, I did.
Damn it!
I'm not a complete fuck body, baby grumpy stuff!
I got another great brain, another great brain!
Ex-init-brain, gentlemen of Ex-init-brain!
Why, so, oh that's a bug, why is that in the game?
Why is that in the game? Why is that there?
Poogee, what I'm gonna need from you.
60 round magazine.
Shit.
why is that a thing a devs I I don't know I'm I'm not sure I am not certain I I
am not certain but I cannot die again because then I'll have to wait for the
reset to buy this backpack do not we cannot fail we this our last chance do
not fail why why is that a fucking thing man that's like my fault I have
lost all of my money oh my god I'm out of money I'm not it's almost like
icebreaker is ass no it's not as we said to survive I lost my rpk you guys are
25 might work no no no you know I would work how are you level 30 you not have
guns I have some guns but that's what I'm asking you about these guns I've
God, all of my work.
All of my work, yeah.
Yeah, my work, that might work.
That could work, that could work.
You know, I think the best ammo for this whole thing
is 545 BS.
I don't know, I was using BT and I was fucking.
But that's got 37 pins, there's a chance
it bounces off the helmet.
Although almost ideal, not ideal, you know what I mean?
Oh
And I'm a 39 by the way to get me six
You just royally fuck that's you just I mean you act like I'm running in an open field and an AI
You you you you are you you you are you've angered me. You've got to be so you're okay. Wait a minute
Why so you by the way you see my dead body instantly died to a scab so you're
Deciding factor was to be like oh I can crack a crouch up to you. I feel different and
Why the fuck
You're looking at LeBron James you're looking at LeBron James
I thought I could just creep over.
The Sniper's have one, see me?
I just creep over, maybe take a little look see.
I did a little look see at the loot,
take a couple goodies and screw down.
That was the plan.
That was unfortunately,
unfortunately Nikita is a racist.
Nikita racist and he had a guy take me out
Just because I'm a peanut.
Just because I'm a peanut.
Yep, that's what happened.
That's what happened.
That is what happened.
Mm-hmm.
Now, I'm dead.
Yeah, you should.
I just made it up.
I'm so mad, holy fuck.
Yeah, that was a big loss.
Hey, MKX would be good.
That was, even if we do make profit this run,
it's like we did make profit this run
because we died.
I'm so poor!
Cozy, if I lose this one, I'm not even gonna get in the trenches.
I'm in the trenches.
Please don't do that.
This is my last hurrah if I lose.
If I lose this, it's over.
I'm done.
I'm dead.
I'll be running around with pack of armor, penis helmets and SKS.
How much money do you have?
148,000 rubles and that's after selling everything in my jack foxes to it. I
Want you to know you start the game with more money
Well, let me well, let me show you physically you can delete your account right now
Create a brand new account and have more money than you have okay, okay?
All right. Well, you could physically delete yourself and start again. You have more fathers than you have
Okay
in the game of course in the game in the game in torque on in torque on escape
from dark on the video game in the game
well me I'm bringing you an odd you think it ain't you think it NPX to work
No, no, no, you will die.
You will die.
On the bright side, we died so fast
that I don't have to eat more food and water.
Hmm, I'm not good at, hmm, I'm paying MPCs.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, DMX?
No, no wait, MPX, you said MPX, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, that's a super idea.
Alright, let's ride!
Baby Skluxy!
Two seconds, and I'll be ready.
Fuck...
I'm so screwed. I'm so screwed. This is it, Skluxy.
This is it. Oh, I need smokes. I need smokes.
which I will now have to buy for $20,000 each because we just lost all of them.
Give a green fire.
Uh, yes, yes, I do.
There's also one on the boat.
Where on the boat?
At the beginning.
So you take that one, I'll take this one.
Yeah.
Electricians have sex with their cousins.
I don't have to run the numbers on that one, but I'm not certain.
I'll ask that if you see or something.
But we got the Bob.
We got the Bob.
You got the one we definitely need to do this.
By the way, do you want to play Warlock with me this Friday?
Saturday?
Saturday?
Yes, Friday.
I don't know.
When does it come out again?
I don't know.
It's in September.
No, but there's a thing this weekend.
Friday.
Friday.
Friday.
Friday.
Oh, fuck.
I would not be here Friday.
How do I play?
Are you going to the furry convention?
No, I'm going to I'm
Driving up to New Jersey, Florida
Like she can feel smart for a weekend or something. What are you doing there?
I'm gonna be there for like four or five months
Four or five months. Yeah, I'll get a house. I'm gonna have a set up and everything. I got an apartment up there
I just got an apartment I've seen dad my family's up there. I haven't seen him in four years
what's another one let's watch one more come on come on come on now bring about
now y'all bring about now y'all place your war dogs on Friday
they're like what are you doing I can't tell I'm getting drunk every day with a
virtual peanut what am I supposed to tell them you hear this guy
RACIST!
RACIST!
Are you hearing this?
Um...
Ooh, okay.
Alright, you lucky machine buddy.
I had a good comeback.
Now let's just know that.
I had a good comeback.
Now let's RIIIIIME!
I
Don't you ever start about selling your McLaren and giving it to people without that water
Nope, oh, okay. All right
All right, okay, all right down to the beat down to the video
Follow me gang follow me boys
Oh, no me boys
That's why I tell the story about it because it's a regular day
Stupid purchase as a stupid purchase you're stupid man
And then I had to pay rent and then I was like oh shit. Why do I have $2,000 in my bank account?
You're stupid
all right follow me gang follow me boys
I'm thinking about if I went homeless right I can see the car
that's the other players are kind of small yeah I guess he's good technically
Oh my gosh. Oh, he's sweet.
Uh, I mean, maybe. Maybe, yeah, maybe.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. I guess it makes sense.
It raised a family in that tag.
Oh my gosh.
Hell, yeah.
My wife gave birth in our McLaren passenger seat.
We have dinner in the trunk every Sunday
with each other. Family bonding.
There's no trunk.
Oh.
It's a front.
You see that?
One more time. I'm about to help you.
The front trunk.
Oh, shoot!
Jeez!
Hmm.
Hmm.
What?
What?
I can't believe I...
I
Yeah, well luckily I bet someone will see our bodies and also die
I mean why is that bug I
Remember that for as long as I can remember and play this game
But I remember it was a little further out
That's why I thought I could get to your body
And I also remember that the first shot be a headshot was uber rare like the usually it's like the first two shots a
man my body I saw your feeling my body was on the hill like you ran past
erection my body still down that hill oh oh so I got shot from like way from
the right that's to be more fucked up as you can get that's what you wouldn't
be able to listen I'm sorry to hear that with your country it's not okay
Not a right.
Nice zoom.
He for my birthday, Nick Merks would put on a party hat and wear all green clothing and like clap his heels together and do an Irish jig.
Probably not.
Ah, damn it.
I'll find some other way to get a leprechaun there.
Wait, I just realized that once we do this, we can just load into Titanic, right?
Uh, yeah, we do, like, I should go a little bit more on the class, yeah. We just load in.
Wait, that's so much easier.
That's a lie, he's nice. Nice. Very good. Right now.
You're worth an ask, you're worth an ask. You're the Titanic.
Did you do what happened on the Titanic?
What happened on the Titanic?
I sank.
Wait, really?
Don't worry, it's just a movie, not real.
Hmm
Oh
All right, we made it good work, Mr. Closey
Oh my god, dude, wait, I forgot heels. I forgot heels
Got your penis, dude. I forgot
All right lock it in boys lock it in
I don't worry. There'll be tons of heels on there. I have an extra one, too
I think a 10 I fact in my fucking ass
You hold on wait a second
Wait, hold on wait a minute wait wait wait hold on wait a second wait a minute hold on wait a minute
Are you wait? You said you're driving in New Jersey?
Yeah, why don't you just
Wouldn't be quick enough like a gonna play at least even cheaper than what I played the gas
Yeah, I'm scared of flying
I
Great, it's my greatest year. I hate buying
Of course. No, that makes you know that makes sense
That makes sense. No, dude. Well, okay. Well, all right. That's makes it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay
All right. Okay. Yeah, I'm so you would love flying on a plane close. See especially you it's hand up Burger King hats. I
Mean it'd be your favorite spot now
Now, let's ride!
Oh my god, they're close really yeah that would nice I do
You should be coming up.
Out here.
Oh, here he comes, here he comes, get ready.
He ran back to the right.
He ran through the door to the right.
Okay.
put that guy some back down
you see him yeah he went back right and then left again like to the left or
like he left I walked to the left oh my god myself yeah I'm fine
This guy is this guy appears he's frisky. He's frisky. He's frisky
What what's caught wait what caught me on you people what's got me on you you pushing you from the
Is it?
It's one of the true, but I can't peek him this guy's on edge this guy's on edge. I
Used to see that I don't know to you. I don't my book is converse. It's crazy. I don't think I beat this guy
You
Maybe this is night I sort of who would react that fast
You've been a bit
We want what he's great on this guy. This guy seems kind of sketchy
Okay
for the attitude.
I think Knight is down the hallway to the left.
I might see you with this hallway. Stay back. I'm going to look.
I think he's upstairs then. He's running.
Come on Knight, push me.
Is that...
This is Knight. Stay in the room. I need those people up here with us.
Okay.
I'm in the front door for you.
I'm across. Don't shoot me. I'm about to peek.
Okay.
You want to be with us?
Oh my God.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's no loot over here.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. I'm so pissed because there's no loo- I'm very upset. I'm very angry. Just know that. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
What do you get?
Eeeeeee. I skinned trans me later.
Fucking tonaletics.
And two ibuprofen, 150,000 Eats.
What the fuck?
Don't you mean oh, what is he six? Oh my god?
Dammit
You little people a little
It's like these would clean upstairs. I ain't we're good upstairs. Yeah here guys shuffling down well
We definitely want to go down there and finish those guys off a quick whenever we get the chance
I
Have anything good in pockets. Oh, I think he's sometimes as I eject
Here I'm shuffling it sounds like
No, I checked out there, I don't I see anything
You always watch that's what's most you take it or can I have it?
one's up right hold it hold it hold it keep holding we have to go yeah go ahead go ahead
of there. Get out of here! Oh shit, oh my god, I got him! Yes sir, I did! Yes sir, I did!
End shot! End shot! God, yeah. He'll be in the back, he'll be in the back. I'm gonna
clear out the rest of the guys, just stay there, okay? Yeah. Fucking... I'm saying
I'm not
We're sure I was done you see back. I think there's like one more you're good. You're good. So upstairs
Yeah, I believe it's all clear I believe it's all clear
A little something light tasteful
Little sounds of nothing too bright nothing too careless
Oh
I'm
Some snacks and some goodies in the kitchen. We don't run out of food water again
Oh, I'm here. I've never seen this room in my life
Mm-hmm
We light packing little bit of light packing
Here we go, you should water and we're cooking. We're doing good. We're doing good. Oh, there's some super water right there if you want it
I let's proceed
It's a little let me see if I get one more ring
We were at 31 minutes and when we were at the helipad.
Now we're at 41.
Ah, it's fine, we'll be fine.
Oh, WCR, score!
That's nice, that is nice.
Almost died almost
Like boom I'm ready to go
Maybe it's cozy. Yeah
All right, okay, all right, come on, let's go to the time is on the essence time is on the evidence
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Only cool guys, keep coming here, boss.
Sorry.
Only cool guys.
Who's going to be there?
How do you know that twice?
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
I remember we have six guys in here.
Six guys in here, right?
Yeah.
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
I remember we have six guys in here, six guys in here, right?
Yeah.
I think you brass.
It's three inch.
Okay, all right, that'd be cool if there was a fat bench in my way.
Okay.
Good you, bye, good you, bye, good you, bye, good you, bye, good you, bye, good you, bye.
Dude, because you could you get a fucking move on.
I love level 10.
I'm trying, boss.
I'm really trying.
I mean, it's your ass moving, Sergeant!
Where am I going?
Right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
Oh yeah, alright, we're gonna go down there, we're gonna kill all six easy-peasy dudes, not nine physical dudes, not nine.
We don't have to kill that guy again, right?
You don't have to.
What?
Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
We have to reach the upper decks, I guess.
That's the captain's footage.
Oh, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna run back here. I'm gonna aim at that door. Do you want to get in with that door?
Like you say, I'm gonna run you see where I am right now. This is where I'm gonna be piggies. Yeah, let me peek it right here
Okay, we DMG you can't you do it that one. Oh, I don't want to send them off. All right. All right three two one go
Wow.
One down.
One down.
Two down, two down, two down.
Oh, I only got one, I only got one.
So you got two, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Keep on two.
Another one.
Got one, nice.
Two left, two left.
Yeah, one's the left, one's the right.
I only got one by the door. It could be two lefts. I'm gonna need you. Okay, just keep
your gun out. That's your view. That's it.
Are you here? Are you here?
Come down the stairs, come down the stairs, left.
Left side, left side, second floor.
Oh my god, I am so low.
He's upside.
One's right, one's left, there's two left, two left.
Okay, okay.
Are you not sure where the stairs are on the left side?
Are you on the third now?
How's she eating?
But she's not the boss, is she?
She's here with...
She's here with another grenade?
I will, hold on.
I'm not going to keep you off the red zone.
I'm not going to keep you off the red zone.
I think he's at the top middle, maybe? I don't know, I always saw the shots.
I think he's top right somewhere. I can hit again.
I suppose I suppose I really hear moving
They're really moving. Okay, I'm in the top right guy. Oh, yeah, these are the top middle
Oh
Are you serious? What word? Do you need to go to the beginning?
I...
What's that?
What's that?
I'm aiding direct center district.
Okay, okay.
Might be everyone.
I didn't hear anything.
Let me push, let me push, let me push.
It's a little sketchy, it's a little sketchy.
Is there a guy? Second floor?
Wait, really?
No, no, we're good.
One, two, three, I see four dead bodies.
Is it only four?
Oh, there's three six.
Oh, I don't have to check, I don't have to check.
Just stay back, stay back for a second.
I think it's only four, bro.
But six, it's six.
Tell me.
Three cars, three cars, I can hear, I can hear.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Is this clear? Is this clear? There's only one more room to check.
I think, dude, I think that's...
Wait, hey, hey, hey.
There's five.
There's one.
There's five there, buddy. There's five there, buddy.
There should be six. One, two, three, four, five.
How many is he? Five.
Maybe, I mean, maybe a native one. Everyone's saying a native one.
Well, we can see he's there, buddy.
Well, I don't worry if there is one more. He's back here.
He's back here. He goes up the stairs.
Oh wait six. Oh you got it. Wait what?
Two, three, four, five.
I think I needed that.
Six. Oh yeah, we got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Six, six, six.
Oh.
We some lucky ducklings.
Little shum-shum, little shum-shum.
I will cook it. I will chop it. I will chop it. I will chop it.
33.
that's not too bad that's pretty good that's pretty good
very good
what you say you got two seven they're both empty access yeah I only found one
guys you'll follow five or six
I
Couldn't go oh
Is it wait? Oh, there's a damn chance everybody
Yeah
To survive yeah, there's one on the second floor across the way it's much good
Who wants your boss? Oh, so I need to go to the door down below for a quest like the one with the number in it
Yeah
I was I was already I went down there. Yeah, I think we hadn't done the thing yet. I'm fine for nine
Very nice
Every nice
Oh
I
Be a little peep
Don't mind if I do
Oh, but there might take 300k really
Why is it we're okay? I don't think he came
Miss fuel I if you think I'm carrying a 50 kilogram one hundred thousand dollars
Think of fuel, there's already smoke and crack at your muddle.
Not happening, chief. Not happening.
We'll... oh, that's the dog tax.
The dog taxee. That's the old dog tax.
Little shabby shabby.
little something something
I'm pretty packed up already. I am yeah, I got I got like almost no room left
Oh, this wow dead. They've been about it. That's miss. Oh, yeah, we all see gas mask too. You see guys for something guys
Nope
I do run back and see you.
Oh wait, one, one, one, one.
Yeah, yeah, uh, Gatman stopped right here.
I run back, I don't know.
I'm just gonna take this Gatman right,
you know what, Bambi Buzz is right here.
I'm just gonna wait, that's the way,
this is five guys.
Five guys.
Hey, where's the six guy again?
It's the second floor.
Oh.
I
Don't see gas mask for you. I don't know what I don't know what I did. I didn't have a gas mask last time either
Five guys burgers
Wait, come see come see come see
Okay, you see it back. I'm gonna hear these cool against on the on the Hoosie. All right
Stand back!
Locked in.
I would deal with these fools.
I said, you drop some garbage real quick.
Let's make it be some more room.
Mmmmm.
Okay, they're already throwing grenades for some reason.
I haven't even walked out there.
I haven't even walked out there yet.
Oh.
Okay, they just threw tear gas.
Again, I haven't even moved a muscle.
There's smoking.
Fint out there.
They're nading, nading, nading.
They don't actually go real great.
Why are they just spamming?
I have no idea. STAMP BACK!
Alright, Pete.
Watch this.
Oh, D-Buck.
Who's you wanna handle, D-Buck?
I've never done it
I got this I got this I got this I got this I got this here I got this you could not be the
two guys without it without a thing on your night well I'm drug no no it's only if you want to
live with you long just heal up you know joking why did they just throw that when I pushed up
I
Can't she said I can't she sound of any more grenade by the way
Watch your fling I can't she got that
All right, so let me do this before 21 we're good
Yeah, we gotta move faster we gotta move faster though. Yeah, we got we gotta move faster
We should have done that top four kill all those guys and everything.
We'd be like a lot faster than we were last time.
Hmm, hmm, I don't really know what to do with this tear gas.
There was only one.
Try to waste your smoke and try to just do it with the smoke to a quick.
Can't get a clear shot.
Yeah, I'm just going to waste your smoke real quick.
Ready, get out of here.
Um, where is the smoke?
I don't trust that that's enough smoke to stop them from shooting me.
I don't know if I trust that.
I guess it is.
Okay, alright, he just dropped some off his head, perfect.
Alright, one down.
Here you go.
Two down.
Who's the arm stand?
I can't see shit right now. I can't see anything.
There's two more. I see one's gone, but I don't see the fourth one's gone. I don't know where he is.
I can't tell.
I'm trying to shoot his guns and he moves.
He doesn't care at all.
I do not see the fourth one.
I do not see the fourth one anywhere.
I would move out there and kill that guy, but I don't know where the fourth one is.
Hey, fuck it.
I'm going in.
Stand back!
No, no, no, no.
That's what might be moving you don't go to the left side of the issue for better low
I do arms take us in stupid gas
You see back see back see back I got this in
I do both right here
It's got the QBZ look at this
Can they sprint up here now the Chinese gun no they can't come out here the key will be oh no
Okay, go to the second level or now. Oh, they can't
Shut up the Chinese gun
How's the Chinese guy?
It's... it's...
I...
I...
I don't know.
I...
I...
I...
I don't...
I don't...
I don't know what I've got.
I've got it.
I've got it.
Good one.
I
Needle some some little some some
Of course you want to take those guys down there down there or no. Yeah, I've been killing them
Who is gonna get him with it? Oh?
Very nice very nice
Needle some some little some
If I would be more efficient to kill everyone then come back and move that way we don't spend all this time looting just to die
It's about but then you'll just steal my look is a nasty a nasty boy
It's about your nasty your nasty boy. Oh
lag
Oh my god, okay, oh they're all looted
Okay, I killed one I can't see shit back there. Oh, yeah, I should see if you go down the stairway at least I
Sprinkled on the stairs, but they're close to now way closer now. Okay. Okay. Got it. Oh
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna go
Why did we close her one of you be close care care care?
That's you he's not dead
What dad we're dead nice
There's one. I talked to the same organ see him
No, he's dead
Another one
Now he's dead
Thank you, thank you
How close he's walked back away from the stable. I don't know I don't know
Under the staircase care are you sure cuz I just go to and then one walked away
There's no way there's more than three guys jerking each other off of the same games
You say I didn't like we guys
Oh my god, I have no stomach. I might have killed him
Oh
He was done to the staircase by the way. God. He said nice. Yeah another one
I'm not joking. I think same spot. Are you serious? Yes. I heard him talk
batteries
On the pathway right
You have a food
There's one under there 100% I sort of
I'll get in second on nine. Yeah, he's still there. He's still there here. I killed that one. This is new one. This is new one
And we're clearly down the way as long as as far as I can see
You know, you know, we uh, you should bet a you should bet a
I don't I don't want to take it and then die
delicious
You kill the one down for yeah, I'll handle the rest I'll hit the rest he makes you back
You are she actually don't
Dude, this is a lot man. I know I guess I'm saying this one's variable down here
I believe has anything to do with how many people are here. I see we don't know these guys
Just move past them but the bug this week into the box for you
You should have your backpack on you and just drop your rigs on the hell of bad then yeah
We come back later. We come back later. We have to go right to the boss. Yeah, okay
I'm gonna grab the rest of them
What's up, you got 20 we got a move we got a move you have to run on time run on time
Looks like it might be clear I don't know I
Don't know how to do that room
What? Uh, don't worry, I got it.
Uncle here, we're good. Uncle here, uncle here, uncle here.
Oh, this is one passenger, this is one passenger.
We don't have time, we don't have time.
Go, go, go!
This is me, see right here? Let me hit him.
This is my special part.
This is my special part right here.
There's a lot of guys that are proud of these guys.
Let me say, yeah, yeah, wrap them up.
I
Not moving
Thank you
Oh my god, are you okay? Holy fuck, bro. I had to put in the work on that one, had to put in the work on that one.
You're getting frisky on me, you're getting frisky. The vocals, they're getting rushed, I sure mean.
I don't know about this.
You don't. It's not even the door we opened.
I
Pack a quick magazine quick magazine one moment
We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We have it's five on the box. Oh, yeah
We said I'll kill the box real quick and then we're good to go. We're good to go
I'll kill the five guys upstairs of these loot loot loot
Locking
So what do you want me to do? Oh, she did look pretty
I
Just be mr. C. Eat a professor on this part, okay?
We need a professional on this part
Bomb kind of got like a little uh
what what kind of hit it how we have this way you want to go we are going to
take all the ammo out of the guns and it will just put a 50-50 okay you want
what about MP9 ammo you saw them together no no you said it in 5-5-6 just 5-5-6
okay I'll grab uh all right you do that and then I'll go in there yeah
I
Should be
Dating
On the head young man
Locking.
Well that's not a good one, dammit.
Come in!
They go in the room.
Where'd they go?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, all right
Watch this down. What's that? What's that? Oh shit?
Do down you know
I
Mean
Fucking
Well these guys are you and P fucking black divisions like what's the fuck the who's the poor ones who's the poor ones
They're not coming out. They're hiding in the holes again. I've only got two more, I need to save these.
I'll be using one more right here.
You really need one from stairs.
Come on James!
I
Want to go I want to go
You didn't die perfect. Oh my god
All day all day we're good we're good all day all day all day
Oh
Do we see do we see?
Good work boys. Good work. I know we all we have that this the five guys upstairs and then everyone this shit is Jack
That's it. That's it. That's all we need. That's all we have. We got he's in time
14 14. Okay. Okay. I would do this next four minutes. I leave this 10 minutes for full loot. All right
Okay, I mean you just gotta loot that room. I'm pretty much looting these guys and then we'll split that the ammo
You might want to take you might want to take uh these guys have even better ammo than those guys outside
Okay, who got this up? Who got this up?
I call this ring by the way. I call this week. Can you bring my bag back my chains?
Oh my god, this guy do one ten forty five hundred euros and forty five hundred USD out of
What's wrong?
I used to be right back when he was Bees Bees Bees Bees.
I can bring your backpack.
Bees Bees Bees Bees Bees Bees Bees Bees Bees Bees.
I'm basically kid-
You can use these at least dumping all the ends.
You can dump all the ends on the right side.
Don't grab them easy.
You can use them to jump on the right side.
On the helipad, you can use them to jump on the right side.
Okay.
You can use Yoche if you toss my backpack off the ship.
I'm going to circumcise you.
Yeah, I don't want to do that, man.
This just, this just,
Dump it on the right side of the helipad.
But like on the walkway to the helipad,
You can dump it on the right side.
You know I'll come I'll come below where it is so you can see you can see when dropping are you doing it now?
Yeah, I'm coming back and come back back back back back back back back back back
Right right now. Yeah, but she goes you right out here. You see me. She's got me
But I think it's to be inside in the back part
We don't we don't we don't okay
We drop those rigs drop those rigs blow you first drop those rigs blow you this is really there's drop the rigs down to the back
Okay, I have to search up
And the two there's two reasons they just drop and just drop them
Dude fire steel dbc is a good to like it dude the race is searching the race last man
It's searching the
Okay, you want me to drop the race on the ground I'm dropping about the ground and I'm touched the backpack over here
Don't say but over here
You idiots!
Say- Say that other thing! Say that other thing over here!
Say that other thing!
Thank you!
Hahahaha
Go, go, go, go, go!
Hahahaha
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be- This is where all the goobies- This is where all the goobies-
You might want to come- Grab a piece before I suck it all in!
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
I'm still not done looting this over here.
Come on, pack all these bags quickly.
Come on, pack these bags.
Oh!
I'm still not done looting this.
What have you got?
Un-fucking-red!
Un-fucking-red!
Un-fucking-red!
Un-fucking-red!
Un-fucking-red!
This is where all the groupings are supposed to be.
This is where all the groupings are supposed to be.
You can't put a special machine in your ass.
You said you didn't have your espresso machine.
You make us leave the espresso machine in the rain?
So I thought you'd put it in the corner.
You threw away the espresso machine just so we wouldn't have it?
Yes.
Next question.
That'll be all the questions for now.
That's diabolical. I'm actually, I'm actually, that's actually not okay. That's actually not okay.
I'm lucky, lucky. 10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes.
Wait, wait.
I'm grabbing the, I'm grabbing the Hoosie Doozie, I'm grabbing the Hoosie Doozie.
I'm just having another damn fucking gas thing.
Wait, wait, wait, here's your milk, here's your milk.
Wait, I'm gonna go kill the last five guys, all right?
I'll be right back.
Hey, I mean, Jesus Christ.
I'm just stepping on gas, gas trip-wise.
There's so much ammo here, you gotta come,
you gotta come unpack all this.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Here you go.
Oh, another 30 euros.
What the fuck the amount of um
Like MPX's and UMPC's guy, but it was disgusting. Wait nine minutes by the way. It's fine. It's fine. I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna kill him. Listen, get the code for the room and and open it and open it up. I'm alright
Where do they're on the boards are on the boards all around there on like little boards and then there's a key
Oh, there's a key
You'll figure it out. Just there's a number written on a whiteboard or like a like one of those pin boards
And then you type it into a code thing that's somewhere here as well just find it. There's tons of good loot. There's just such a good little man
Wanted me to unpack the match
Get the code
It should be listen listen listen listen we go back down. We wait. What's the code again? Wait guys?
What's the code again, what's the code for my thing? What is it? It's 3-1
Guys, someone tell me I'm not answering the code, quickly, quickly, quickly
It's, uh, 3-1, it's 3-1-2-2-2
Okay, suppose, take a voice, take a voice, take a voice, take a voice
Okay, all right, cool. So, calm down a little bit
All right. Yeah, one more smoke
Locking
Eh!
Eight minutes, eight minutes, locking closed, you lock in
Oh my god this fucking smoke I mean that's here
I'm trying to focus I'm trying to focus
They're not pushing, they're not pushing, this is not good.
This is not good.
You ready?
Yeah.
we leave we have six minutes make it five minutes we just come back we come back
next raid you have so much in your inventory please come back next raid
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, we come back next year.
Okay, all right, whatever, whatever, whatever.
Okay, do it, do it, do it.
Okay, we come back next year.
We do a little bit faster.
A little bit faster.
By the way, this is pretty fucking trash.
Oh
Of course you need to do the code to do the code
To me it's me don't do packing
But I didn't really get the cab to see oh my god
We'd leave you to buy it all right. I'm gonna go get the code. We get the code. We get the code
I want to see you got it
There's a quest thing. I just saw that I think on my screen
Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
Coachie Coachie! Max Max Max! Max win! Max win! Max goon Max goon Max goon! Max goon Max goon!
That was it! I keep it! What is this? What is that?
I got the evasion arm and two! Holy crap!
What a momento!
And what?
Momento momento! It's the upgraded ramp! It's like the rear ramp!
Where are you going back to call the other thing? Yeah
She's a little bit more
Oh, there's another code thing. Oh my god. Wait me. This is the other side of the door that I never mind that much
I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot
Okay, okay, wait, are you calling it? No
Oh
Yeah, I'm sprinting I'm level 20 remember there is two people but oh my there's another room. There's another one
But hey, I'm hitting it. I'm being it. Yeah, I'm going right you. I'm hitting it. I'm coming right you oh
My god
Holy crap
Golly! Golly! Golly! Golly!
Golly! Golly! Golly! Golly! Golly! Golly! Golly!
Oh my god, I'm red, I'm red. I'm red.
Fuck it, I'm gonna drop the Tideys gun. I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to do it, I have to do it.
Wait, oh, this is the wrong way. Oh my god.
Where's my S-26 hat?
Where's my S-26 hat?
Oh my god. Coach, you might be fucked.
Why? Why? Why?
I can't get there, time out of the-
You have three minutes you can get here in time you can get here in time relax walk
be okay I don't think I can't I don't think I can't I think I can't I don't
need I need to see you be nice you six you be nice you six I don't have
there I know I say sixes there's one on the rigs it's one of those rigs it's
one of the rings you got a helicopter you got a helicopter yeah the helicopter is
here here you bring it to me keep it to me i'm looking i'm looking for the
painting it's in the rigid to the rings it's in the rigs yes yes yes i'm
searching i'm surging i'm surging I'm surging so searching so searching so
searching i can't lose everything this is everything i'm so much shit
You have two minutes. You have two minutes.
I should have even picked up all my stuff, though.
I need to organize my rigs up there, remember?
Oh my God, you're here.
I need the SJ6. I need the SJ6 now.
I need it now.
I don't know.
The SJ6 isn't in that league.
What?
The SJ6 goes in!
I'm searching, you fuck!
Search harder!
Oh, you're- Oh, SJ6.
I'm coming!
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
I'm red I'm red I'm red I can't move I can't move. I'm right. Okay. I can't run. I can't run
You want that? So I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. It won't work. It won't work. I'm too fat to move. I'm too fat to move
Oh, no, don't do without me in my glitch my glitch I ready three two one now
Fucking flames!
We're fucking flames!
We're flames, we're flames, we're flames!
We're flames, we're flames!
We're flames!
You have no idea what we just found.
I'm telling you, oh my God.
Oh my God.
I have, I have like four moonshines in my life.
Maybe even five.
Maybe five.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Excellent raid! Excellent raid!
Oh my god. Oh she goes, she goes, she goes. Do we even miss like two really good rooms
and a bunch of guys like I'm telling you and this is you all I got a let-ex I got
this special machine I got I got one two three four five moon sides I got I think
two giga-chads a Tetris BGWs two newbies like seven night visions the evasion
Oh man, and a shitload more, and a ton more.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh, and a window, and a window.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, that was huge.
I needed that, I needed that.
You don't know how long it's been
since I've felt the touch of old woman.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
Honestly
Not that much
Honestly, like red like work no reaction
And I'll reality guys like work no reaction
Could have been better could have been better
Every single every single person that we like I packed up there just had you and peas so bad. Oh, dude
I didn't get any loot either. I'm sure it looks like we're in this together. I'm sorry here
I could word this guy. We didn't get any loot. All right, it happens
Run up with the stack with the fucking crap Get them fucking bread, gettin' fucking bands
Pull up on your mans like I'm Peter Pan Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thought
Fuckin' fuckin' rocks, fuckin' fuckin' crack Pull up in the back with the fucking strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the feet, with the fucking beat.
Sticky on my head, sticky on my shit.
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib.
Bitch, on my crib, on my fucking crib.
Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop.
All this fucking bread, make me wanna poop.
Pull up to the studio, take a dupe.
Hopping out some family poop.
Yeah, I mean, I'm reality club, she just, uh, not a lot.
Just uh...
Average. Average raid is what I call that.
Am I? Am I?
Could be better. Could be better.
Am I crazy? I think that this still isn't worth it.
Um, yeah. You're fucking out of your mind.
You're literally smoking crack out of a spoon.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you- Are you- Are you out of your mind?
Dude, I-
I- Dude, it's like fucking two mil.
It's one point two to get in and out.
Because we didn't even get to the best loot robes
Look at my speed right now
Look at my speed. No, right now. Just sell everything and tell me how much you made
Okay, I could do that to take me like two minutes, but I could do that
You look at this you have to be literally smoking meth out of your butt
I
Think this is not worth it. I mean you gotta actually just be on my way fucking moons. What the fuck you gotta be on the pipe
You I mean you guys
Okay, all right, let me tell you wait. I'm starting with 772,000. Okay, here we go. Here we go
My way if you guys need some of this stuff
I'm not gonna sell for like overpriced, but I do have to sell a lot of stuff
So if you need some of stuff and you're gonna wait like another day, maybe just buy right now
You know get all this stuff out of it
I'm not gonna sell that advanced price though. Don't you worry. Don't you worry? Oh, don't you worry?
My 732,000 when I'm starting with here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Let's take a little luck. Let's take a little lucky
Take a little lucky
I
Only got sources sell the momentum because it was a quest so add a hundred fifty dollars and do it
Here we go
Here we go. Little sobbing sobbing.
Little sobbing sobbing.
Little sobbing sobbing.
Almost time is it going to go?
Don't you rise me?
Don't you rise me?
Don't you rise me?
Don't you rise me, Mr. Clarkson?
Oh, yeah.
Oh
Okay, so good. Oh good. Oh
Not wait. Oh my goodness. Hold on. Wait a minute. Oh not one. Oh not wait a minute wait a minute
Hmm. We shall these bad boys of therapy. Here we go
Here we go need to add wait well, I have to leave my stuff to show
We sell these these mechanic
Here we go
Here we go it'll stop them stop them
It'll stop them stop them
I'm gonna take the total in one
One quick moment, but she goes one quick moment
Oh, you didn't go you just wait right there. You just wait right. Mmm. You sold the giga Chad mr. Noob nod was that answers to tell the giga Chad
This was to tell the giga Chad
Oh my god, guys wouldn't be good
Wouldn't it be great if people out in those people in the market for a third mind and Linux is whoo
Wouldn't that be great that would be great if this is a good sister somebody in the market
We're just like a little
Oh, by the way, I'd be honest like one more let it so we have to minus five hundred
Thousand from my total. Okay
They push 180,000 because I'm saving these requests so that's plus
two thirty three thirty so minus one seventy so we did minus one seventy for
the total. Here we go. Alright almost done almost done almost done here don't
too rush me don't too rush me young man it'd be very impolite very impolite
Okay, all right, I have the total, I just have to do a little bit of calculations because
so my stuff didn't sell.
Here we go.
That's why I started with $770,000, I now have $5.7 million, minus $170,000 which
would be 4.8 million plus the stop that's gonna sell which is that'll be
like 5.2 million 5.2 million plus the 4,500 USD which is
4500 that's 850,000 that's 6 million plus 5,000 euros which is 1.1
million so that would be a seven million dollars there's no way you made
seven million I run take my man take my man take my man check it out check it's
six point three why six point three we we come on I dive do the math wrong
Hmm, 2.3, oh, well, yeah, 7 million minus the 700,000
that it took to get in there, minus the 800,000
it took to get out, oh no, no, like the 600,000,
so like, I was profitable by like 5.8, 5.8, 5.7,
5.7 billion profit.
Am I worth it?
Here is a nine, yeah!
You think it's worth it $5.7 billion dollars?
That doesn't even include all the good ammo we get.
Take a mule.
That might be worth it.
That might be worth it.
We'll be gone in three raids.
Eat my butt, StarFord.
Eat my butt!
Eat my butt!
Subtract all the previous elves.
Okay, well, the one where I went to close his body
and got shot was that one's on Cloaksy.
You can deduct that from his bill.
Who's on you?
No, it isn't, no it's not.
That's my game.
You can subtract that from Cloaksy's bill.
I did nothing wrong, I was a concerned citizen.
I was a concerned citizen.
I went to check on a gentleman that I saw wasn't moving.
I assumed he was doing the fint lane
and he had just passed out
because it was a 7-11 about 50 meters away
and I went up to him and bam!
Apparently we were too close to a waffle house.
One of the bullets ricocheted outside
and it hit me in the head.
It'll happen, it's rare, but it will happen.
Is it rare?
Ricocheting is rare.
Okay, so I would say that we didn't even get
the two best rooms, there's a captain's room
and a captain's quarters.
being hit either about what do we do it again I would say honestly maybe we take
a little break from this and just go murder real people but what we're right
now yeah I'm down buddy yeah but it's that's you
I
Am
Down tremendously
No, I find a justice case if we do go back
I'm not even high enough over here. You want to go somewhere else, huh? Oh well
We could actually you call it. What do you have you whatever you think?
We got sweet sweet throw in some regular rage and just some real people as we do one where I speak of right now
Yes, we're drinking it's Tuesday close. See that's where the top seven best days of the week to drink
Okay, one more ice maker then we kill real people.
Look, see, if I go too long without seeing the real soul of a man, leave his eyes, I get
a little antsy.
They're talking about, listen, killing robots is cool.
Getting rich, killing robots, that's cool and all.
Let me tell you, when I'm shooting a guy and he lays down on a bush and he's
missing three limbs and he goes, please no.
My name is Tom Holland, and I'm a single dad.
I'm 43, it's 9 p.m.
My wife is bitching at me.
Please, I just wanna do the pocket watch quest
when I walk up to him.
Boom, bam, boom, bam.
Woo, that's a void that a robot can't fail.
That's a robot, that's a void that a robot cannot fail.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Guys, this is a different Tom Holland, not the Spider-Man.
Tom Holland, this is a different,
he just happens to have the same name.
Different guy, different guy.
Also, we would never kill Tom Holland.
He's got spidey senses.
He would see us coming from a million miles away.
We would step on a leaf, he would go,
whew, whew, whew, whew.
He would know, 100% he would know.
He would know 100%.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Have you seen all the TikToks where they're like,
hi, I'm a Spider-Man.
And they'll like grab the ceiling.
No.
You ever see that?
They'll go, it's like a trend right now.
They're like, hi, I'm Spider-Man.
And they'll like jump on like a couch
you can't see in the video.
They'll like touch the ceiling like the Spider-Man.
Nope, I fucking hate those.
I fucking hate those videos.
Oh my, it's, oh my God.
Have you seen that?
Have you seen that?
Hi, I'm Spider-Man.
Like, no.
No, you're not.
No, no.
All right?
You're some TikTok thought with an OnlyFans
where you have two free months
and you just want the tightest Spider-Man outfit
and you're making this stupid TikTok.
Okay, that's, you're not Spider-Man.
You're not Spider-Man.
Okay?
You're just some whore.
I
Did you find out what we're playing yet? Yeah, we're doing icebreaker. We're doing icebreaker. We're doing
Okay
One more that we go regular people. Okay, then we go regular people
Just a bit I didn't say yeah
Yeah, that's good
Okay, no, I see but we have to go way quicker this time. We got to turn on the gas
Yeah, which I say okay. I see by the time with the helipad we down
35 minutes left. Oh fuck 30 30 minutes left 30
Well, yeah, we're normally at it. Are you sure?
Yeah, we're normally at 30 red 31 normally, but the helipad takes us forever
And by the time we get to the room over there at 14
Wait, we need to get to that room at like 20 max maximum max max max max maximum okay
Yeah, no shilly goose
I'm in
Well, you know your butthole tastes nice boy
For what oh
What was that a euros will stop it.
Okay, stop being out of your own.
How you got to use to kill the boss?
He was like $7,000.
Think about what you just said.
What would I say?
I forget something who said that?
No, you said you said you said you said you said you said me to the boss,
but you killed the boss.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the pockets.
Oh, yeah.
You were the skinny naked guy that
was crouched over with your spine of your,
the little spikes of your spine poking out.
Take it all a little.
I made five, five, eight, one, two, three, four, three.
Gotta get to more and more.
No, dude.
It was like seven, five, eight.
I was in there killing the boss and saving the world.
This is like my second time in here.
I even know what you're saying. I don't even know you anymore.
Take that back up.
See you later. I'm not thinking about shit.
I got the mule. I got the mule guys. I got the mule.
The Gollum. I still don't know what the difference between Gollum and Spiegel is.
As much as I respect the Lord of the Rings
and I love the franchise, I'm not going to...
I'm not, listen, I already know
they're probably explaining it to me in the chat.
I'm not gonna listen.
I don't, I don't, I don't care.
Oh, it's the same thing?
Oh, thank God.
Okay, all right.
I think it's like different personalities.
Oh, that makes more sense.
Okay, that, okay, well, that was actually quick explanation.
You, I will listen to the explanation.
That's a quick explanation.
I thought it was gonna be like,
oh, we have to understand the lore.
They wrote the book in 19, you know, 92,
and I thought it was gonna be something like that.
I thought, okay, if it's just as quick as saying,
it's the same guy.
I'll listen to that. That makes sense. Okay. Okay. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense
You know, I've always wanted one of those 10,000 pieces Millennium Falcon like Lego things in like my living room
I feel like you just I mean if you got one of those you're living on the edge
I mean just any moment when you trip over your dog
You you you kind of feel woozy standing up from the couch boom
Like 200 hours just down the you live on the edge
That's someone I want to be friends with that's who I want to be friends with is someone who has a
10,000 piece million fucking that guy lives like Larry you come on
Yeah, Ron keep ready up. Oh, sir. Oh
Chill out. Chill out. She's just keep it cool. Keep it cool. Keep it cool. Me go team
I got to get the bomb my boy
I get the bomb with
I
Got to get the smoke so I got to get the smoke still mm-kay
No, I wonder why legers are so expensive these cuz it's actually that that that expensive to make it or he's got that monopoly on that stuff
Yeah, I bet just monopoly stuff. I bet yeah, I bet she's gonna be a monopoly on it
Yeah, I think there's scamming people.
That's what I think is going on.
I think there's scamming people.
There's no way a thousand Legos is more than $5.
You know what?
Yeah, I am outrage.
I am outrage.
Coach used to be just as outrage as I am.
What am I mad about?
I don't know.
Okay, I don't know yet.
It's a brand dumbass.
It's a brand dumbass.
I'm saying that the real cause, listen.
Okay, can you make it in the iPhone shirt?
Okay, have some guy in China, make it for a quarter
and then sell it to us for a thousand bucks.
Listen, I respect it.
Okay, I respect it.
I respect it, I respect it.
But when we're talking Legos,
we're talking about silly fun time.
We're talking about silly fun time having a blast.
And just drop the price.
Just drop the price
so that everybody can have a great time.
You know what I mean?
Exactly, Mr. Cooks, exactly, exactly.
Ready?
You have your money give your money
You see a 11% voodoo. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let me go down another voodoo. Wait, let me see it
I
Ran out of beer on a Tuesday, that's a big thing for me. All right. Oh god, let's ride
Which cooks you ready boys? Mm-hmm. Yeah, what do you want? Oh?
Mm-hmm. What's wrong terrible terrible terrible terrible terrible
Streamers rude everything 100% do who's this is I've seen that same comment three times in the last like week. It's the same guy
Probably guys got some repressed stuff ninja kill his mom or something
Yeah, something happened to that guy something
This guy playing video games having fun with his friends
I'm gonna go back to them it's just fucking scumbag
I'll tell you what I'll tell you I don't care about al-qaeda I don't care about
ISIS this is the true enemy this is the real enemy right here here he is
Which way'd you go? Hmm, strength it up. Left, left the resort already.
Hmm, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hmm, hmm.
This sanitar man? Oh yeah, I just realized. Oh my god.
Is sanitar? I think sanitar. It might be. I might have just lost my arm instantly.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, Koshy, no.
Okay, well these two still have one arm.
And I'm really in two arm operation,
so we're gonna have to get you messed up.
Hang on, it was not Santa, it was just right there.
Is that not Santa?
That guy, dude, that guy was screaming
and then instantly takes out my arm.
Ah, well, Al-Kaida, Al-Kaida,
and this guy's worried about streamers right here.
You see that, buddy?
You see that?
We're making a difference.
We're making a difference.
Just took out two Al-Qaeda members.
Live on stream, boom!
You're welcome, America.
You're welcome, the world.
You're welcome, the world!
Just do it, our part!
That guy just bitches in the chat.
Huh?
Hmm.
Does he crazy how mad some people get at streamers?
I know.
Like, for reading.
I know.
I know.
It is a little wonky.
They're just crazy people out there.
There's crazy people out there.
Dude, I never check my DMs.
There's reasons of, I've gotten lots of death threats
like just looking at death threats all the time.
But I just have no but of my DMs.
I love it.
Two weeks ago, you do?
Yeah, I love it.
There was this guy that was,
he's been texting me for, I don't know, like a year.
It just, I didn't even look that deeply.
I was like top five guys.
And he would threaten to kill my family.
You'd like like specifically how he'd do it and then the very next text would be like hey, have you tried out this game?
It's a great game. You should play it next time on the street
And then you go back to tell him I'm killing my family. There's literal crazy
There's literal just crazies out there like actual crazies
genuine crazy people. Oh
God fuck. Oh my god. Oh
oh my god that's Nido matrix you see that that was me I don't worry about it
mistakes happen every week mistakes everybody has our
mistakes
okay we do this fast because once you get this question I think we can just
literally load in time for it yeah let's yeah let's we're just we gotta get this
question so we can load it ice me out whatever we want yeah we have to get
the captain's quarry so to get it done well it was me sorry boss I'm fine you're
fine everybody has those days I get it you haven't had your coffee that's what
happens just go to my neighbor's house I'm gonna kill you in the game of course
I might have to give a question.
Uh, hmm, I'd be careful because we would,
if somebody wanted to be here before us,
they'd definitely be right.
Hmm, yeah, we, on the cross the map.
Who the fuck are you kidding me?
Oh, Mr. Tots, Mr. Tots.
You can peep or jump in.
Mr. PGK, she's not leaving. You can see her. I heard about that. I heard about that.
I saw a TikTok. Not TikTok.
that I heard about that I saw a tick-tock Nazi talk an ex-post today on
that it was just some lady just throwing ass
oh shit from the beach from the beach
he's not happy he's not happy he's not happy
I'm not gonna make it over that hub oh my god
course you guys die are you serious oh man I went to go shoot in the
Instantly taps me oh my oh my god
Hey, why do you run?
I'll get you out. Don't worry. I got I got I got okay. Let's gotta get out
rock it
I'll handle this. I'll handle this. Don't worry. I'll hear this. I'll hear this. I'll hear this
I got this. I got this
Look at this.
I got you, Chef! I got you, Chef!
Can we do anything? I got it, I got it, I got it.
I mean, there's no way to get out. You're just gonna hold you.
Oh, I got it, I got it. I'll get out, I'll get out.
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Woo! Woo!
I'm not joking. It might be worth it for you to train this guy right now.
Oh, no, no, no. I don't wanna do a whole thing without you.
I got you. I'll kill this guy, then get out with you, Chef.
But wait.
F**k it!
Locking.
Now watch this drive watch this drive
Oh
It's a level 10.
Yep.
Yep.
I just shopped.
I just shopped.
Yep.
He had not looked that good.
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
That's the question.
Where did he go?
hmm he's hiding behind that stone thing is it a cheetah musical Jeep no he's
2,000 hours but he's level like 14 hidden and four I think he might be hiding
behind that stone thing I don't know wait yes you about that
Don't think you dig
Really not see him again
Or maybe I think he might be I dig so but don't worry miss. Go yeah
Excuse me. You're a little gaseous. We're not around handsome guys
I'm gonna kill this guy I
Think he just transit bro. No, I'm not leaving you miss. Go down. I'll leave you. I'm not leaving you
I'm not leaving you Scotchie. I'm not leaving you. But you worry.
One for all and all for one! Part of the ship, part of the crew! Part of the ship, part of the crew!
What weapon did you have?
In an M4. With only a scope on it, no attachments.
Part of the ship! Oh, okay. That's a little weird.
That's a little odd. That's a little odd.
What?
Um, are you still in the boat next door?
Uh, no, it's not, unfortunately.
That would be a really idea right now, but it's not.
Wait, I'm gonna go kill this guy!
I get it!
I can't be being so henna as me.
Fuck!
We just go see how we, I will revenge you!
I will revenge you!
I will revenge you!
Hey, bitch boy! You're lucky, my friends and idiot! You're not going to have the same
luck with me.
He's right here how to be set watch it like lucky once and learn
Literally what's this once leg once and then we see
It's technique it's called technique was a cozy
What is with all these guys this season just taking a shot and then fucking off
3,000 miles west?
Yeah, I'm sure you got something out of here how much is mule key look up on the market
is take that railing are we serious this is at 995 do you just see about two of this
That's level three, is it the penis helmet on level three?
How much is a mule?
How much mule I gotta know if I should pop one or not?
Uh, how do you spell mule?
M-U-L-E?
Yeah, but there's dots in between.
There's dots in between.
Here you go.
161K, and your fries level 40 in a bite.
Okay, all right, okay so.
Okay, so yeah, I'm ins, okay, okay, I'm not popping that.
I'm not popping that!
I'm not popping that.
No, the queue, no, the queue!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You know that you know that you know that you kill them at the beach. I kill them at the beach
Wait, I kill them on the beach. We don't like other things. No, I didn't
These are changing on the beach. Why wait I
Have a call get out. We're going and we're going labs. We're going labs. Yeah
All right, guys
Let's do one more of this
Okay, I think whether he's dead on the beach
Oh, why he's dead, I'm sure is your chance. I killed him. I remember killing him
Do you even shoot him? Did you I?
And you saw him sprinting over the beach
How could he get up on the beach? Maybe he's like a chicken where you could live without his head for a couple seconds
I know I
You're getting ten guide on this reminds me of the last Thursday at the men's bath house
Oh, that's him! Do you hear him? Do you hear him?
Do you hear that? Do you hear that?
Fucking...
You know what? Actually, fuck him. I'm just gonna leave.
Fuck you! I'm going home!
are you are you taking a sip of a voodoo range of water boy?
Oh god!
It's coming!
It's coming!
Oh god!
I
No, I did not use a hoodie as a towel. I don't know why you'd ask that
I've never seen you care about something like you cared about that
Maybe.
Let's keep going, let's keep going.
Make sure you lick the ribs so nothing drips off it.
I'll save it for when I'm back in the lobby so I can really enjoy it.
Come on, say!
Why?
Oh, shit, come on!
Oh, that guy sucks.
Oh!
Wait, there's another one!
Oh
Okay, all right
Excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
Fantastic fantastic
The big guy that first guy I saw that guy was
I got a little bit of revenge. I got a little bit of revenge. I got one with those two of them
They were sitting, what were they doing?
Ah, I'm probably sleeping Simon.
Terrible!
Excellent work out there boys, excellent work.
I'm going to lab, we're going to lab.
I won't keep it.
Well I didn't know you ran, I didn't know you ran on the beach.
I mean, that's my fault for P. He's a lovely day
Can I have a mojito?
All right, we're going to labs get ready. I actually buy labs cause now we how am I already down a million dollars?
We guys wasn't my money five point. It's in your ass. It's in your ass. That's why oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah
Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright, okay, okay, alright, okay, alright, let's hit the labs!
Okay, wait, we have to? Okay, I have one lab's key card.
No.
Okay, wait, you want the good news or bad news?
I want the bad, no.
Wait, what do you think?
I want good news to do is bad news to do is bad news.
Hmm.
Whoo. This is a toughie.
On one hand, it's good news, but then there's nothing to look forward to.
forward to and there's nothing to look forward to. Yeah. I
choose the bad news. I've got something to look forward to, but
then I got some bad news coming. I got some bad news coming.
Yep.
I don't know. I don't know. Can we circle back later? Okay.
Yeah, perfect. Yo, you know what? Hey, move the bad news
first.
bad news is that bad news okay bad news is that we have final final okay bad news is we
have to transit I don't have that unlocked either chief I have to transit whatever I
I go to
What I know what what you could go in the labs and go to like the different spots
I went to two of them one time that I died the third one. I
Could do nothing so so our job right now
Is to do that so we don't have to transit
Okay, okay that makes sense that makes sense that makes sense. Okay, okay, we're gonna be I think I think we do a little
potentially perhaps for maybe some little secret spies. Not like like like full
kidded secret spies, you know what I mean? Secret spies, you say? Yeah, but full kidded secret spies!
Secret spies! Town no lies!
Secret spies! Town no lies!
you
you
you
you
you
You
That's it! That's it! That's it!
And that's my favorite table!
He can't be my best!
His disciples lead him in!
And he's just the rest!
Stop playing it!
Never seen him fall!
Back up! Don't fly again!
Surprised to meet him before!
Back up! Back up!
Wait, you have a key card, right?
I gotta keep going. I gotta keep going.
Okay, is it in your docs case?
Yes, we're not just y'all
He's a pinball wizard!
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the silver ball
I once played the ball
For the deaf, dumb, blind kid
Sir, please, I mean, pin
Oh shit, we hung up
Let's ride!
I
Mr. Bards
And mr. Skiddy and mr. Gaby mom would buy you guys good. They're good. Do you mind?
I'm trying to be actually connect with my bug is right now
I don't know. Ridiculous. I'm about to go get another beer. Hey, God, that's over.
Dude, if you don't like pinball wizard, you, I don't know. Listen, I listen. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's, that's a personal battle. That's a personal battle.
Oh, so you like pinball wizard, right? I don't know what that is.
He's a pinball wizard. He's got a sunshine shuffle wrist.
I've never heard it. Okay.
I know you're just screaming pinball in my ear.
Jeff dumb and blind.
I don't even know how you play pinball.
That's Helen Keller.
No, Helen Keller could talk. She wasn't dumb.
She could not talk.
Oh, yeah.
You didn't really come out that good, but no, she could pronounce words, kind of.
I mean, she did fly a plane.
She did fly a plane, yeah.
But you know what dumb means you can't talk, right?
You actually like literal sense of it?
Is it?
Yeah, when you don't use it as an insult, dumb means you can't talk.
You can't say anything.
Are you sure it's dumb?
Yeah, yeah, dumb.
That means you can't talk, right?
It's not mute.
Well, it might be both.
Well, let me, let me, let me, don't check.
Wait, wait, hold on.
What's the literal definition of dumb?
Being unable to speak or lacking the power
of human speech.
Yeah, boom.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So, so where are you?
sexy
And then I've come back for that pop. Yeah, that's right, buddy. That's right
Just on the end of their little nickel. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I'll guard you. I'll guide you go ahead watch
I'll guide you. I know we're back to 18 seconds. Yeah, dig down dig down
Hmm, hmm, hmm, there's a picture of Peanut in the dictionary,
like the real dictionary, like in the paper version,
helmet check, oh, I've got M995, he would,
he would die, he would be dead, he would,
this is, no, this is, oh, this is 100% going to that helmet,
there's literally zero chance it doesn't come through.
For science, how do you know the answer?
You're in G3 eyes fine, it'll be fine. Nobody's leaving this early
Prove it but whole Jack
He's a pinball peanut he served plays a mean dark of
Now that's a song right there. That's a banger. That's a banger waiting to happen right there
Just hanging around clothes is hanging around
What I hear yelling is hanging around is hanging around everything okay? What happened? What happened? What happened?
I heard you I heard you screaming so I fucking sprinted
You get your make a little bolster. Yeah, I did okay good
Okay. Okay, come on. Come on. Let's go. You gotta make it down to them. Where do we go?
To be down to the water. The what? The motor. George, come on. Let's get down. Oh, quickly.
I
Think there is a stream cyber he'll be in this water just to give him
Okay
All right, we're doing pretty good
Interact. Okay. We, we, we, we have to go for this. Uh, we can do, uh, okay, okay.
We just want to learn access to secret care group facility.
I might have labs unlocked. I don't have two anymore. I'm done with two.
Does that mean I have labs unlocked?
Is that me? I have labs unlocked.
My, I got the penis. I got the penis shadow.
Huge, huge massive.
Okay, okay, if I get labs and like that means I could just buy key cards, right?
I
Don't know. I know the flea markets blocks them high level 35. I don't know about there
That's when you gotta get so an Oscar be started up wait really, I thought that's like 45
Doctor
Oh yeah, it's me.
Sorry, I didn't, I don't know.
Level 30, oh, level 30,
level 30 is when you can buy it.
I don't know.
Oh, close.
Wait, what about from therapists, still 30?
I don't know, I need some barter on lock.
You're probably doing right now.
Is your limit to how many colonoscopies
you can get per week?
I don't know, normally I get one every single time
I go to the dentist.
Like if I, if I pay the money,
like, will the doctors say no to like 15 colonoscopies a week?
If I pay the money, no.
You let me know how much that costs
because I'm immediately going to buy.
Shit, it could be a good investment.
It could be a good investment.
Okay, search the top management office,
search the server room, locate the state pass
through the drainage.
Oh, I don't know what that is.
Yeah, you're down there though.
It's this place, this place.
Yeah, same.
Hold on.
Me, the killer's got a peek.
You're down, Dave.
You're down.
And you might not have around here.
Oh, D is in hiding!
D is in D, B is in D.
B, that's parking?
I don't know.
Sprinting.
Yeah, dude, parking.
What was you doosie?
Not parking.
Hanger.
That's what I meant to say.
Sorry.
I heard him sprinting around.
I
Know that you know what a colonoscopy is you put your thing in your mind. Yeah left. He's in kitchen
It's funny much that way Dory you watch this way
Oh
Camera not be there. Oh posh is it. Oh, I thought a cool-ass people wasn't
Do not come do not come
Don't come
Like him
He fucking slow walked up the staircase
Expecting the strength of the staircase man
I
Need a lot of noise, so you know exactly right here. I can't because my feet are stuck on the box. I can't stop making noise
Hey, how you doing
Listen we're poor
I would suggest going and killing the guys in the kitchen. Okay. I'm gonna hang back. Do you think I'm gonna peek go ahead?
All you big man, that's all you. All right?
Chair?
Chair?
Good chair.
She's gonna do it.
Yee-haw!
Yeah, need a couple goodies.
you know why would you be would you be grenade launcher able yeah I do whoa it's
nice level 50 fuck go outside wait you do not have any grenade launcher ammo
it's in the thing how do you have two in the guy
You don't have to be going to eat a lot of ammo in here.
What are you talking about?
Oh.
Oh.
It's.
That one.
I don't.
I don't.
Now I don't.
Well, now, yeah, I knew you didn't.
I knew you didn't.
Liar.
You should have one more now.
No, no, you don't.
What?
There's not, you can't hold two in here.
Okay, I, listen.
I don't want to test it, but I'm like I know you cannot hold to here. I know. Try it need ammo
That's that I had one
What the fuck I gotta get my cheese so we drop the light so we drop the lights
Okay, I'm actually my cheese right off the lights and laughs now
I mean she's got me jeeps
We're good. We're good. Lock in.
Attention, all passengers, all passengers, all passengers,
get ready.
Average viewer age in here, 10.
Everybody drink a gable.
I'm just kidding. By the way, I'm just kidding.
I would only make that joke if it was an older age group.
It is. It is. I'm just joking.
Oh, look at the penis. Look at what?
How do you like that, bitch boy?
I hate your shots.
I said how do you like that, bitch boy?
How do you like that, pussy?
Oh shit!
Did you just die because I was gonna fake die?
Did you think I was a real die?
Did he really die?
What an idiot!
Arrreeee!
Of course I won, I won!
Nice!
I'm the winner!
Hell yeah!
Too easy!
Too easy!
Well...
Mesh with the best, guy like the best.
Wooo, yeah that's the hell of the alpha wolf.
Wooo, alpha wolf right here, right here buddy.
Alpha wolf in the laboratory.
That's right buddy.
What? I go to Comic-Con.
What? I go to the furry convention? What? What oven?
What oven? I'm the alpha. When I walk in, I bring trimmels.
Bring trimmels. All the guys in dog costumes. They all trimmel.
They trimmel when I walk in.
You say, you say, you say.
Locking in boys, locking in.
Oh, look at that pussy. Is that the guy that killed you?
hmm woodland spirit yeah oh I don't think so that's weird I would be there's
another guy how does guy really get so much loot oh my oh my goodness oh my god
What the fuck, what is that guy, that guy looted a lot.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Okay, what the fuck, is that guy legit, like how the fuck did he loot all that?
I don't know, we just started, I don't know.
This should be possible.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my.
Oh that's nice, that's very nice, that's very nice.
I
Little son job the badges in the booty. Ah, I'm too lazy
That sounds like a lot of extra effort you can see the silly instead
You shot pro on the floor for ten minutes
Fact-checking false. Sorry ran the numbers buddy
Liar liar liar pants and fire. No
Didn't happen folks. You run the numbers for you watch
I'm running the numbers. Yeah, that's that guy's a bitch. Oh, that was one of my mods. Oh
Checkmate checkmate. I can't see anything down there
What was that a guy looked at with a gun?
That would be unprofitable
The stockholders would be very upset
Oh, he looted Violet! Oh my goodness! It read! Oh my! This guy was packing! This guy's rich!
Alright, bitches! Get ready to die!
Let's ride!
Watch this, Cluchy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know the largest sweats in the game are on this map and all that stuff, but I feel
pretty confident.
Did you see someone move?
Who's that?
Oh!
Look at that.
That's gotta be Black Division.
That's gotta be Black Division.
They spawn on labs?
Yeah, but they have less- they have less good skills.
They spawn on labs. Yeah, but they have less they have less good stuff. Yeah, it's it's 75% chance to spawn labs
That's 75% 100% you have to not turn on your flashlight
Do I?
Because every single time you turn on there's a giant jitter
That's what they fear it strikes fear into the heart of the enemy dude
That's not even a shadow of the fucking gun by the way. That's like there is no correlation
to anything whatsoever. It's just a dick.
Watch how I work, Closie. Watch how I work.
Alright.
And that's how you do it, Closie. Do you take notes?
God damn.
You do?
Yeah, yeah.
Too easy, too easy.
They don't call me the LeBron, James and Todd Godfrey,
nothing like that.
No one calls me that.
Everybody calls me that.
No one calls me that.
Yes, they do.
No, everyone calls me that.
No one calls you that.
Everyone, literally look, watch.
Surely someone will call me that.
Bam.
Who's Maniac?
The broads aftereffect of just call me it right there right there in the flash
Johnny guys call it yet. Thank you boys. Thank you boys
We're modular, so basically I need some same stuff, but they don't have as good ammo and they don't have as good plates in their armor
You do our mice I make sense
Let me take a look this yeah level four place right there you see that
And the ammo for the MCX if it was if you were on the boat it'd be CVJ and now it's oh
All right, maybe it was the same I don't know let me check this guy
Boats ass
No, the boat's good. Oh, this is me level six. Yes. He boos. Oh boy. Oh boy
If there's a lot of commotion going on a motion in the ocean
Not a motion in the ocean, what the hell's going on here?
Not a motion in the ocean.
Do you know that ghost? Do you know it?
Not a motion in the ocean.
Okay watch, this should be M8-5-5-8-1 at minimum. Let's see what they have. Let's see.
Watch, watch, it's nerf.
Look at the bullet, look at the bullet.
I'm telling you labs shit. No, no, no, no, but I do know their armor plates are nerfed hundred percent
hundred percent look it's all level four and seven level five level six. Yeah, but who cares? I care
that's cool armor. We don't even get the armor. Yes, I do. You left with two rigs. Not on the
The boat, I remember when we see like the vision like,
regularity.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ooh, BD keys.
I see it for big doozy.
Okay.
Big doozy.
I can't wait to have a shot come out of absolutely nowhere.
There's a closet.
Yeah, it's my favorite part.
Unfortunately
He took me out
25 20 something levels to find one key card
Is this no barter give me BD keys you might be able to do a bar for BD keys
Yeah, I have a couple
Hey labs, it's two BD keys per one lab. So it should be only one. It should be only one
You said two you could do two though
I'm just gonna leave this one room without a leave, okay?
No, it's two rooms.
Two B.D. keys.
No, it should be one B.D. key per one.
I promise.
I'm blind, this bitch.
No, it's one B.D. key per one.
I know it is.
Maybe.
It's really dark in here.
Oh, it is.
Okay, someone's right next to me, and I just sat in my flashlight in the middle
of the room.
Hold on.
Maybe they're blinded by the dick.
Yeah, maybe they're impressed.
Maybe they're impressed.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on. Wait a minute.
Hold on. Major bag alert.
Major bag alert.
Major bag alert.
Sheesh.
Goddamn.
Major bag alert.
Major bag alert.
Massive
Arise.
Major bag alert major bag alert
You just do anything I think that does anything all right, um, you see this room by the way
It's the new black robe you see it see no what the fuck
Yeah, you just get it twice though. It's kind of a scam unless you get something really good that she's
Dude dude.
Let the penis guide you.
Bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling.
Dude, just look.
Anything like the gun man.
It doesn't look anything like the gun.
Dude it doesn't.
Just let it guide you.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Blah.
Oh
Hey, hold on I click the wrong button
Whoa
Sorry, sorry, good to run
My bad my B my bad
My B might know as an old loading rain screen from a lot that
How do you have all the key cards what the fuck I got copies of a deal I
I'm kind of how you give them to you. I got it from Mark's room. I
Got it
Wait, I don't have any water I don't have any water
There's no water wait hold on. I'm gonna die. I don't need water
Intelligence for oh my god, dude, this is huge actually
This is huge
Will you watch my stream for that one?
Yes
I didn't pick up my screen
Let me take a sip of the chili
Okay, yeah, I have no water. I need some water asap now I can leave
Okay, that's that's a bad guy
That's a bad bad man cuz he's a bad man
That's a bad bad man. Wait, so it
Is there still black room across the map with all these things. Yeah, there is. Yeah
The shelf I already looked at the shelf tonight
I
Killed me
You would show buddy like to us like that was like kind of funny or whatever
But like I haven't used that loading main speed and probably like six months
There's probably a ton of guys wants to see that no idea
That exists.
Hahaha.
They're probably dying right now.
Alright, we're off to Scandaddle.
We're going to go ahead and Scandaddle.
Wait, Top Shell.
We don't have Top Shell.
Are you serious?
What?
What?
Hahaha.
It's just Top Shell.
There's nothing on the Top Shell.
He's shot up over there.
Try to lock it!
Try to lock it!
I can't take this serious!
There's a permanent giant dick on your screen!
If you don't lock it, I'm gonna die!
Yeah, sorry. I apologize.
Turn it and apologize.
I can't, I can't.
I can't. I had to get out of here.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta.
We gotta go!
We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out of here!
Go down in the basement, that's right.
It's what I'm doing!
Fuck you, Mr. Crooks.
Gotta turn my flashlight on so I can see.
I'm gonna go in there I'm going in there
You're down this hallway.
This is the magical talking penis.
Leave now.
What part of the gun is this?
This is the magical talking penis.
Leave now or you will die.
Did he eat my warning?
Did he eat the penis's warning?
Oh, oh god, what happened here?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, someone's here.
I'm joking.
real person how are you not dead will you fucking die already
oh I'm punch punch timeout timeout timeout you see his penis on the wall
Oh, you see that?
You see that?
You stand no chance, buddy.
I'll pack a quick mag.
I've only got one mag with a good ammo in it.
Pause, pause, pause.
We're pausing.
Pause.
Where'd it kill them, by the way?
I don't think so.
You were heard a drop.
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
All right, okay, I'm ready to resume.
Are you ready?
Sir, I said are you ready to resale?
Sir, are you ready to resale?
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
Sir!
Oh, he's dead.
You're right.
You're right.
All right.
It sounded like you killed him.
All right.
Good work everybody.
It could be two.
Is there a butt buddy back here?
Got a butt buddy?
Hello?
Hello?
This guy looks like he's massive.
He's massive, you see this?
This guy looks huge.
He is an SR, but he killed like everyone down here.
Oh, he's got Night Vision 2?
Oh, score!
I can drop the penis flashlight.
Thank God.
We're cooking, we are cooking!
Oh my goodness, gracious!
He's got a gladiator on too.
Okay, I gotta go get my backpack.
I was gonna carry some stuff over,
No, no, no, this is gonna take some diligent work.
This is gonna be, this is gonna be a diligent process here.
Very diligent process.
Dump the garbage-ass helmet.
What garbage-ass is that?
This one?
It's a decent helmet.
Oh goodness.
Woo!
Okay.
All right.
Let's get this sorted.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, okay.
Oh, let's get this sorted out here. Let's get this sorted out here and see what's going on
Super score that you just sorted
Okay, what levels this little five plates. We have I don't need the rig levels this
Oh, no six. Oh my goodness. Oh
Whoo, you're six minutes six minutes by the way make it five minutes. I don't give a darn or a heck. Oh
She said level six plates. Well now it's not cozy. Are you okay?
That's okay, every makes mistakes every other days
Oh, okay now now I'm gonna
Now I'm gonna put oh no, okay now. Okay, I'm gonna okay
Oh
Here we go now. I'm gonna go like this move all this stuff down
Who the hell is that
Jesus Christ
Let's get the poop out of me. Poop out of my puddle. That's my division. That's my division.
Fuck.
Wait, comes, comes. Taste penis, bitch.
Confirmed.
Confirmed. Taste penis, bitch.
Got a couple goodies got a couple goodies
How big is this is this we're taking space wise like uh like uh, I was gonna drop this laptop
I don't know if it actually does anything. Oh, yeah, I need this one. Take a space bike. I'm gonna take this
Okay, oh god, oh god, oh no, oh no
Okay, okay, I've got the goodies. I've got the goodies. I've got these oh
Yeah, I'm gonna water I'm gonna water. I won't be in one. Oh god. Okay, this is over six
I just- I just- I just- another laptop!
Dammit!
Oh no.
Oh no!
Oh god.
Go, go, go!
I mean, shouldn't there be one more Black Division?
Are there coming sets of four?
I need water, I need water so bad.
Oh
Drink the ace what what's an ace? What's an ace? What's an ace?
What's an ace? What's an ace?
It's what you already call this?
What's an ace? What's an ace?
What's an ace? What's an ace?
We'll go back for more of it
What don't we I gotta call the other the thing for so long wait wait wait for me for me for me for me
You think that act where's the axe?
What's yeah, what's the axe?
The up to you. There should be one more black mission. They come and set the floor
I'm gonna buy for a little I'm going back for more than a little bit. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care
I'm gonna buy for more. I'm going back
dead greedy
dead greedy
We're going back
you get a laptop spinning around?
You do what?
Go to the edge of the circle?
Hey, hold on.
Now they're saying rotate the gladiator
in your inventory so you can put the laptop in it.
Oh.
Should I spin it?
Wait.
You don't have time.
So you would put your,
you would put your rig up on the board.
Oh, there we go.
There we go, that makes some space.
And then.
You don't have time to go back for the laptop anyway.
Yeah, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Just pick up everything you dropped.
See you later, bitches.
I'm outta here.
I'm outta here.
Too easy, too easy.
Light work, no reaction.
Light work, no reaction, zero reaction,
You see that giant works no reaction. It's a good read. No reaction. No reaction. Jill reaction. Oh
My god
What
But I took the wrong backpack.
Dude, what?
I took the FD1.
Dude, are you throwing?
I'm hoping I'm getting one guy.
I hope I'm getting one guy.
I'm not, sir.
Everyone's saying wrong bag.
Oh, thank God. Oh you assholes you actual assholes are you set?
You're gonna get a heart attack. I said a heart attack. What if I died? What if I died live on stream?
Oh, oh my I believe the deal. I do I did not remember picking up the right mac and mac. That was not something I remember.
Excellent rain, little bit of excellent rain.
I'm sorry dude, when I saw that, my heart dropped because I actually did not remember
swapping back.
Oh thank god, thank goodness, thank goodness, thank goodness, thank the God's above, thank
the God's above.
Alright Mr. Closey, let me tell you something, tonight's been one of the most successful
for me.
I need to, I need to, we're going back to Icebreaker.
We're going back to Icebreaker?
Alright, let's go back to Icebreaker.
Yeah.
faster. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can take icebreaker G36.
Yeah, we'll go icebreaker and then hopefully get some GDT's and it makes me go back wax.
You just bounce between both of them.
Okay. Yeah, you can take icebreaker with a G36.
Yeah, probably.
Is that what I took with it last time?
Wait, is that what I brought last time?
Wait, can I take that?
Wait, hold on.
What am I doing?
I think do I oh I had I'll kill that guy too any of the first shot oh
We oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait. Did you kill the guy?
No, I almost killed that guy. Oh
Well, if almost and maybes were peaches and pears and then well then they would then well and well and
Then you and you'd be a farmer you'd be a peach and pear farmer
you're saying you're saying boss you're saying you're saying yep you're saying
well said thank you thank you yep that's true yeah my brother is just ran the
numbers for me that's a hundred percent accurate that's a hundred percent accurate
yep oh she next time you think about blabbing off all right just remember
I'm literally the apple
What you gonna fuck me oh
What are you gonna do cuz you ain't gonna fuck me? Oh, no? Oh, no? Oh
No, I'm spread wide eagle with my ankles duct tape to the bad board
I got your dog tag. I got your dog. It's perfect man. Did something? Yeah. He got ankles.
They're like they're very small. They're the knobs. He had knobs. He had knobs. You have
no ankles. Well, you have no bitches. Also, that's the same guy that say you ran the
numbers for me. So what are you on my team? Are you on my team? That's literally the
the same guy that said you ran the numbers and you were a peach and pear farmer fuck
you guy I thought we had something special
we get some food in water it's a booty water well we didn't water
uh what are you turning the black thing and stuff uh go to ride me but
Right next to level three to get that backpack. I'm assuming that's what you want.
Dude. Yeah.
What backpack do you have right now?
It's the biggest one.
The two-day assault backpack.
The two-day assault. Oh.
Oh, damn. I don't have a big one either.
I was going to be getting attacked too, but I don't have one.
Sorry, boss.
We're good. I got, I got, I got a black.
I mean, it's not good, but.
It's not a swear.
It's not a swear. It's not a swear.
Okay. We have to do this somewhat.
we have to be done with the we had to listen we had to be anything we had to
be done with the first room 40 minutes we had to be outside of the helipad done
with the helipad at 30 that should land us up to kill the boss kill all the
guys up top and because listen what we we we that last raid let me just give
you a kind of a picture of what we missed so that you know how much time we need we have about four more rooms up there four
or five more rooms plus the captain's room plus we have to run all the way up to the captain's quarters, but
Luckily because you're so high up you can actually run and jump over the railings and jump down into the helipads
So it cuts your time to get back to the helipad in half
I'm not a high level though
Can you go over a railing?
That's all you need
It's all you need. It's all you need.
Okay, I think I'm good to go.
Sam, you got to invite me.
That's right.
I gotta get some smokes. I gotta get some smokes.
I've been carrying that bomb.
Everybody outside of...
Oh, you did as well.
Here we go, let me get you to hear boss we get you in here is you invite I
Gotta make sure my egg in this thing guys hot. I got I gotta be with my butt. I gotta be with my butthole
Oh wait don't we don't forget the cash don't we do the cash? Yeah
Yeah, we okay.
Okay.
Put my finger in it too, I'm on it, Starfords.
Better open up your cheeks a little further, buddy.
We got guests, we got visitors.
Now let's ride!
Let's ride!
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Oh, I just got back to
Late all right. Are you at the pier?
No, what the hell? What you're God? I don't see no boy
Yeah, I ran uh
Where's the beach you should run all right? Yeah rides the beach to the left side right down the bottom. Yeah, I am good
All of me boys follow me
are you fat or pregnant? That's a good question. Oh wait, is that you for me? Oh yeah, wait.
Are they down? Oh yeah, that's you okay. I'm gonna kill you anyways. Alright. Just for
the love of the game. Just for the love of the game. Oh my goodness, Mr. Coasty,
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
What's that?
I say we just forget.
You want to talk about it?
I say we just forget all the streaming business.
You and me, we moved to L.A.
and we go to where all the stars are on the ground.
The guy's sprinting towards us.
And I just said something about Batman.
You just said Spider-Man.
And we like, I don't know what people do.
like dance and that's like a profession you think that guy just I'm
right to your right you're right you're right you saw I died outside wall he
just got shot in the fucking head that's the good that's good that's good
that's a good guy to a right here's a guy to a right my legs out my legs
out my legs out I see the guy gotta be dead
Pmc down Pmc down. Oh, I'm dead. You're right
Don't you dare die don't you dare die you get already one shot?
Watch it watch it watch it. I can't really see though
I'm gonna do it. We need to get him off you okay, okay
So you did just much it my James. Yes
Come on James, she's like we see don't you dare die?
We're putting my leg back on
Locking
The good decision to be the good decision to be right now. They're gonna get a better position on me
I have limited time limited time. Oh
There you got a position. Oh my god. They only got a position. Oh my god. I see if I see him. I'm fucked. I'm fucked
They're pushing the pushing the pushing
All the good just now when the good just down nice
Two left. Two left. I need these PMCs over there too. There's more shooting. There's more shooting.
More of those are pushing. More of those are pushing.
Hey, let's send me another PMC. 100%! 100%! 100%! I'm gonna pack a mag.
That guy's still behind us. Be careful.
HIT!
Muckin'
OOF
Jesus Christ. What the hell is going on around here, Colt?
He's got here 5 seconds to go out.
Hey, Cops.
Look, my third day out here.
Oh, way man. He fucking pushed me.
Behind you behind you behind you
You know he's down by the road
Oh, he's big. He's a big boy.
He's a big boy.
Oh! Killin' sticky!
That guy is 12,000 hours and loaded with no helmet.
Oh, well, he's an idiot.
Good work, boys!
Good work!
This is going pretty swimmingly, actually.
I think the two other goons are probably dead,
because I heard a lot of blasts over there.
There's probably a PMC over there, Luke the goons,
and that's why the last guy is the guys.
I hate everything about today.
I see someone dead right there.
Now you...
pistol guy. I'm not seeing who loves. I'm not seeing anybody.
Take your time. I'm gonna do the scab. Take a face. If my parents
were cousins, where would I be hiding?
I will go back this way follow me get follow me boys. Oh god
What the dingle what the dingle
The hell is down there? Why didn't you shoot me that whole time?
I get him?
He dead?
Oh!
Wee!
Wee!
Wee!
I get him?
Wee!
Wee! Oh!
That bastard!
Oh, George!
It's like we drew it up guys like we drew it up excellent work boys excellent work
excellent rain boys excellent rain what happened well basically I got killed by a racist it
happens it happens every now and then it happens once every blue moon let me taste
them let me taste them let me taste them that guy is every I curse that man I
curse that man for five generations five the sun will turn black the rivers
will run with blood this house will be filled with turbines that's unrelated I
I just can also see the future. He's gonna have to call an exterminator for the first two things and because of the curse
Am I right boys?
Okay, why why are there five big dudes rushing the bottom?
I know what I don't know what the hell that I don't know what that was I don't know what was going on there
What's a malarkey? You know what? I'm disgruntled. I'm disgruntled. May I say that? Can I say that? I'm disgruntled. I am disgruntled.
I feel like we've been cheated on unfairly. We've been cheated unfairly. We've been cheated unjustly. I think that I think that fruits and vegetables should be called the same thing.
It gets too confusing.
I said what I said, I said what I said, okay, listen, listen, what we're going to do is we're
going to gear back up and we're going back down to the pier and we're hopping on that
bone.
Yeah, big facts, big facts.
I don't even know why they have, what are the chances that stuff.
You go into there and then there's a guy crouching in the bush next to us.
There was, I killed two PMCs and I got killed by a third PMC.
That wasn't the fourth VMC that was over there.
Yeah, yeah.
Which actually would have had this guy.
I had him in the bag, but I laid down to get a better shot
at the literal exact wrong moment.
Exactly, I mean, if I laid down like half a second earlier
or half a second later, he would have been dead.
It was literally the exact wrong moment to lay down.
He caught me in the animation.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's neat.
Got it, got it.
We're going to do back pack one more boys one moment.
One more boys.
It is something something.
I love you to buy these big backpacks with the black division dog tags.
Am I right?
Yep.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Oh, my goodness. Oh.
Let me get a couple goodies. One was one moment.
Never got the massage from a professional masseuse physicality.
Yeah, I have. I have. I have. I don't like people pushing me.
Yeah, I get that. I get that.
I get that but they I didn't like wash their hands in front of you. I did
Like people like how she
What do I get that I get that I get that no I get that I get that 100%
But like but like it's pretty relaxing. I mean
I've heard that you should give it a shot you see we got 10
If it's a if it's a male masseuse watch out. All right, cuz if I'm on my back and it's a male masseuse
Me a ghost
Rise it up from the white seat
All right, hold on
Well, I'd be another guy. What's it? Oh
What would one moment?
Oh, yeah, I think I'm gonna get we hunched I do odd
I'm gonna do 36.
What am I doing? I'm the FDR. I'm an idiot.
Oh, boy. Stop. Don't you rice me.
Would you rush me, Cogsie?
You're horny when I'm angry.
Cogsie? Cogsie, you can't be silent after that.
You can't be silent. And there's a couple things I say
during the stream, and you can't be silent after them.
Everybody's gonna think I'm weird.
Cogsie? Cogsie? Now's the time to talk.
Ah, I'm back. Thank God.
Think about what I'm talking about. I'm gonna...
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Thank God.
Thank God! What'd you say?
Hmm...
Got parasites still going around where it makes people shit nonstop.
Oh, I don't know. Let me ask my boys guys. Is the Taco Bell poop parasites are going around? Are we gone? Oh
God
When I went out when I went out there to get a silly juice last time my girlfriend asked me if she if I wanted
Talk about because he was ordering stuff. Oh my I forgot to warn her. Oh my god, I order Taco Bell
It's oh, I'm being word that it's I mean word that okay
There's just a lot of guys here. It's good to go now. And there's like 20% of guys here. It's not I
I
Just call my girlfriend dirty whore for calling the property talk about you know
You know when you reach up and then you look away
I couldn't watch that um, okay, we're gonna go ahead not say that all right. We go ahead not say that jeep
Not say that
North states not cleared. Oh, we're in South states. We're good. We're good. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good
They're excited for our credit on Thursday.
You know what I actually am?
I actually am.
I've played that a long time.
So it's gonna be a good time.
I got my money.
I got my bomb.
I got my bean flare.
I need smokes.
I need smokes.
You all about to mess up?
Oh, oh, oh.
No, we're gonna go crazy, right?
Let's go see.
Yeah, we honestly are.
We've been doing pretty good, we've been doing pretty good!
I'm doing pretty good.
I mean you're out fucking fat today.
Yeah, well yeah, well yeah, I'm fat today, I'm like triple my net worth.
This is going good.
I think I'm ready to go to a couple more voodoo's and it's probably going to go down.
That sounds like a stupendous idea.
That is a stupendous idea Mr. Clumsy.
I now we ride
She's gonna die first within 30 seconds. Yeah, cuz you gotta suck today, you know that
It's a little unorganic shit ever
You think that five big girthy men rushing the bottom of shoreline is normal there's no pui there
Well, that's like the hottest pui in the game now. That's where all the loot is right there in that parking lot
You can find cigarettes, you can find toothpaste, it's the best part.
Oh Mr. Barnes, what we're drinking is one good man, good a man.
And Mr. Cornfran, what we're drinking is one good man, good a man.
Honestly, maybe I'm playing back when I'm drinking, so I've only had two beers.
He's gonna drink faster, that's why I'm playing back.
So you don't fear the enemy.
And then my two beers are equivalent to like one half a year
That's not true now
I
Waited for you, but I'm like if I leave I'm gonna get a head-tab
Don't you worry? I enter all the fools out here. There's a great spot over to our left next to the water
You should go visit it. Yeah, okay, that's what the game
They spot the game
Hmm
Talk about the LeBronches about this
100% 100%
100%
You die to a cheetah
nah
Not gonna happen
You take something cozy. I ate that. I can't have tapped. You won't. He's gonna take care of you
I diarrhea four times in the first hour of wake up today. Where do you order it from? I can't taste a local spot
I
Don't have murderers at my house murdering doing murder stuff
Good job on
Or say hold up that peanuts. He plays video games has friends with his friends. I
don't have a father
I said I really know what those crazy people do
So, you know if I get hit if I get head tapped, I'm shock going shock getting a booty ranger and you're
dealing with it
Okay, wow, no, no, don't do that. Those are my worst fears have been realized
Which means I'm out of commission the entire night. Oh, that's all right. That's all right. Are you in the field?
I'm level 20, so I'm permanently out of stand, but it's good to give you a piece of it.
Okay.
A hundred percent as you goons.
If you owe you, you know, so much for the guy, that's the guy, but the vision would
have fully automatic sound shots.
Yeah, that's what we just heard.
Oh my god. Oh, I had a sweet m4a1.
Whoa. I'm going to carry that 41.
Oh, kind of safe heat. Well, wait, is that something?
Is that something? Is that something?
Is that something?
Is that something?
Is that something?
Oh, he had M95.
Oh, very nice. Very nice.
Oh, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice.
No weed, mid-key, darn it.
Darn it.
Yeah, you do it, go see.
Eeeeeee.
I see.
All right, we might want to just go up here.
The goods really have that good of a job.
Even if we win, it's not really that good.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, let's leave.
I used a lot of ammo there, but...
What type of ammo are you using?
M6...
I'm using 5-5...
You're using 5-5-6?
Yeah.
Oh, I got some extra for you, you take these.
Wait a minute, do I stop right there and you fuck...
What's your- Oh, what is-
I'm talking about the top of the-
Oh, no, no, no, no!
What, where?
You see-
I'm a hill. I were-
You're a valley, I'm a river.
Close to where we need to stop right there, that was crazy!
Here, I'll take these.
Yep.
I'll tell you I'm gonna have stuff just keep going
Okay, I'm losing
oh my god Santa Claus Santa Claus is burned come over here come over here I'm
fucked oh it's mr. shanty but he's mr. shanty but he I'm fucked me
I
What nice I got two more
Can we catch it break I'm like I love I got that one
We've missed the city bus yet. Oh, cool. I'm in the house with the house. I need a flashlight
So what's coming? I hear p.m. C's head towards our little keys as well
Locking
I
Didn't bring a flashlight
We went for the smokes. We can't kill the boss. Just be in the bathroom
You will get flesh
You know, I don't have the ringer. I don't have the ring the mount for it
Okay, well, I'm out they come with mounts. Oh, yeah, you're right
We try to miss a city pussy when we're gone. It's an easy die. Why don't we just go?
We flashlight, but they have an attack to back by you grab
I I'm gonna have an attack to
Down where the trans it is
Down
Oh guys
Wait a minute
Hey
We're what this is not the time to fuck the body
Then what? Then what? You ready right now? Are you ready? Yes.
Wait. Grab all the goodies, grab all the goodies. Hey, these guys are all clean, no face masks.
That even worth it? Maybe stupid. I did that maybe with, I don't know.
I'm looking, what am I looking for again? Oh, you're on the flat side. No, we'll
get it from the Raiders in the starting room all right there boys
all right then you stand at our oh yeah I didn't hear nothing let's are we
pretty good out there we did pretty good hmm we're gonna push what we're oh
shit
You got him
Take that I
Dude good work boys. Good work
The world is against us come see
Against the world
I don't know. I don't know what's going on tonight. This is kind of ridiculous. This is kind of ridiculous
Don't worry, we're on the ice making now, we're fine, we're safe, we're safe, we're
safe, we're safe, we're safe.
Mmm, mmm.
So you got the med bag, med bag's only worth like $30,000, it's horrible.
Mmm, mmm.
XUC didn't rake you in the top 100 streamers.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
I actually don't show up on any lists, actually.
You know that?
Even like automated ones.
ones because apparently I have some stuff in my settings I never turned on that
like makes my info public but I couldn't give less of a fuck I'm not even gonna
look for him
oh fucking wait can I grab another so you just a quick
T-T-T-T!
UGH!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B!
O-God! I want to stop this! O-God!
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh, well, get it right there.
Thanks, lunch.
We're gonna pop this bad wheel.
Nice head.
Cheers, boys, cheers!
You sure night's Ted?
Oh, I forgot, wait, I forgot to, oh wait, I feel this every day, guys!
I know this kind of context right in the set, but I would like to win an award.
Awards are cool, awards are cool.
eSportsAwards.com slash vote.
You can vote one time per day.
You can vote for anyone.
There's a very handsome dude on there though.
There's a very handsome dude on there.
And I would, I would, wow.
And that's who I voting for.
He is too sexy to ignore.
He is too sexy to ignore.
Best VTuber, no not best VTuber, not best VTuber.
Fuck awards, I like the award.
All right, this is different guys, this is different.
I'd like an award, it'd be cool.
It'd be cool.
No, I hate you.
Oh wait, I understand we'll have a great day.
I understand we'll have a great day, sir.
Have a great day.
Have a great day.
Push right.
In the side room, like a neighbor, right?
I'm right, I'm right, but there's more.
I only told because I'm already voted right,
but I only got one and I did vote again today, Mr. Murphy.
You voted again today, Mr. Murphy.
You voted again today, Mr. Murphy.
You voted again today, Mr. Murphy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Gotcha!
Oh, I got you right where I want you.
Okay, thank you, Mr. Murphy.
I'm looking for a flashlight you keep you keep doing your business you keep you keep
rough hours
Is this a flashlight this is going to be a flashlight.
Had to go to the vines.
Oh was it?
Hey.
You get over the jeep?
I kill them at night and then two radars that's it.
actually night in two raiders there's places some on us mm-hmm we use a
flashlight here we go oh I yeah I can't oh my goodness hold on hold on now
yeah I don't know I oh no oh no don't try mine I'm thinking flashlight is a
railing are you railing like a rail you demand the one yeah the one I just
I picked up on a rail on it.
Can I give you that shot?
Yeah, here.
My job.
Thank you, good shape.
Oh, yeah, I need a rail on it.
But I should have a rail.
I just take it off.
I don't know.
Can you take railings off?
I
Think really job art
Yeah, try this you watch I've ordered with all 10 emails you had me create a spread that shell like you push
I got it. Oh
No, no, you can't put railings on in the rain. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take off this scope
I
Got this others go. Yeah, I mean he has other scope that I got from
What's his face like?
He go and then I'm gonna
From bird eye and then I'm gonna use bird eyes M4 because it can have a nice and I get them out
Okay
Jesus
Here we go.
Little shop shop.
This is actually a good M4.
Damn, she's a duvert.
That's pretty nice.
That's pretty nice.
Got the key.
Like you do.
Oh, a skull ring.
If you just suck it up on the loo
You suck it all up you suck it. Are you sucking it?
You're sucking it ain't yeah
Okay, there are multiple tangos
They're coming up. Yep. You get for you. Where are you on the other side on the other side, okay?
Good one
Hey
In the hallway, don't shoot for two. Yeah
fucking
Just low ergo though very low ergo. Oh my goodness. You guys lower girl. Do you see my good? Let me see my good fix that
No, I cannot fix it
I tried to get the pipe on off but I can't.
That was the first thing I thought of too but look it's locked, it's locked.
I could take the silencer off, I guess it doesn't really matter for silenced out of
here.
What's that going to do to the bird?
Oh, that actually works really well.
My gun is good, I can't, oh god.
Oh, it's real. Oh, give it all you raise the vertical by one
Then it increased my Ergo by like 20. I got your lens. I can't shoot right now. Oh
Much nicer there we go
perfect
Was in the room
Because because because I got it
I
Be just close we're good. I'm gonna beat this hallway. Don't be this hallway. Does that make you anyone?
Okay, I'll clear up moving
He'd like and pour around or something man. I see a gun
One down
Move it towards the same guy, got him down, nice, oh good job, good job, oh dad we're
going to save, we're going to save, we're going to save, alright, good work boys, good
work boys, woo, get a little scraggly, get a little, woo, come on a little, woo,
Whoo
But we are I need to go back real quick and take a little peep. It's a little peep. I'm assuming you sucked it all up
I I literally have two cents
Are you sure about that?
Promise. It's actually anything upstairs or did you did you take it away?
I don't really know what to check I checked the tables
Hmm believable story
Believable story
Believable story
But do we believe it?
But do we believe it that is the question that is the question
I
Don't say that probably yeah, oh, yeah, we gotta go for time-saving purposes
We should we at least we not loot anything and then just run to the end of the map do it
Let's just agree not to steal anything you
He what I don't steal anything well. Yes, you okay, then this is a pretty good deal for you
You steal everything!
This is a- that makes a deal!
Cause it sounds like a great deal for you!
You have a deal!
Yeah, sure. You know it's sure.
Okay.
Come on.
I'm going to get some cheeseburgers.
And some milk.
Tell them the buggy later, shit shit.
Alright, follow me, gang.
Follow me, boys.
What bit of patay you don't mind if I eat this patay, do you?
No, it's all you.
Oh, patay.
I'm so glad to be sharing this moment with you.
Oh, wait, wait, I got the card.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Do you have an extra bag?
No.
Uh, for you now.
All right.
Let's go.
Let me get you back to what you're here.
I'm not going to lie to you folksy, are you silly rangers?
I'm here, so we have the next one.
Skip the thing, go and see the timer's running.
Is this timer out?
Yeah, the timer goes down while we're in there.
OK.
I feel like the timer shouldn't go down when you're in there.
We haven't think about it, it's a server.
Shopped in, shopped in, little shopped in, shopped in.
Oh no, you're fine, just keep going.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
I brought it for you people.
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir.
We're making a little animation.
Put it on my stream so I don't think you forget.
All right, um, I'm about to vote anything. Oh, okay. Hold on. You're alone down there
I'm gonna drop my on the art 38 minutes we have we have eight minutes probably eight minutes and clear this
And clear the clear the hell yeah, we're fine. We do that. That's easy. We do the yeah
We can do that. We can do that. We can do that
Oh
Don't worry miss coachy we got is ready three two one. We ought to wait. Let me adjust my scope
We do what now?
What now what's up? I can't I can't be
I
Real soon
Really we like what's up right top right top right top right?
Come on. Is that three? Yes. Maybe you could have me before I killed you. I killed you. Oh, yes, you left this left
You see if you see him no
Well, I got plenty great little good eight you go
Hear anything go see it in here. I got this
I was a hundred percent top right maybe you might be in those side rooms your tomorrow if the side rooms are super easy to kill
I killed you you killed you yeah, I think I see one
That's one more you want more left we would like easy mean this back room
Really smart, you too much for here?
Yeah.
Got it, dead.
Oh!
Nice, nice.
We're going to get that.
The voodoo rangers give me power!
I'm not worse on panic!
I'm smarter on faster!
Nice, dead.
Oh!
Oh, yes, sir.
It was yesterday.
Too easy, too easy.
We're gonna jump a bit. Oh, yeah.
We'll take this bad boy.
Take this bad boy.
We packed these bad boys up.
Yeah, I need mags to A-stab. I have, like, 20 bolts left.
Yeah, yeah, I'm packing. I'm packing right now. I'm packing right now.
Okay.
I have to, I have to hit these guys by my framo.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, 100%. Let's just move this through and then we don't loot until we get to the, until we get to the whole map, yeah?
Let's just framo.
Mm-mm-mm.
Uh, there's gas mask here.
I got you the gas mask. I got you the gas mask.
Uh, I got that. There should be some on the other guys.
If not, that'd make a dropper queue.
Oh.
Little something, something.
Little something, something.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
This is a Bobcat MDR.
Hmm.
Oh, did you did you hear did you hear oh?
CJ we don't need that. We don't need that
Hello, Jenny
I saw you lose this bad boy get disabled. I got a restaurant. I got a restaurant. I'm good
I
Lose up
I'm well, I've rooted wide by seed to this the first guy was poor and ugly
We're missing some did you watch complete yet, did you hop it up this way hop it up this way
I got three. This guy's an MP5 fucking trash. Is there another?
You have a rest? You have a rest? Yeah, there's one right here too.
You got that. You got that.
We got it. How much time we got? 33. Okay, we got to clear these guys in the next three minutes and 45 seconds.
I'm going, we're going to run these two guys in the back. Have you cleared these guys?
Uh, I cleared it. No, probably not. You killed them, didn't you?
Yeah
Yeah, all good all good all good I move whatever would
I'm trying to kill him faster than the smoke
I'm down
Throwing Frank to down nice
Hey what behind the back right box easy is hey, I'm gonna eat it. Oh, well, you'll eat you one more time. We'll see
Yeah, they're behind the back back left the back right box by Nate I
Did too far wait maybe runs anything I think I got one more baby. I don't know they were both behind the right box
I
Know I hate one more one more one more work
You don't do it don't do it don't do I got the same the same as the next year
There's only one where he's by the back of the box. I'm gonna kill him
Watch out for the left side yeah
I don't know what's under the staircase. Oh, it's a pack of cool bags. We gotta get what we gotta get what we gotta do
It's fast. Oh, yeah, uh, sweet. The one grenade and then peekers. We just peek from here
There's obviously try to peek and get some heads up today. No, no, okay?
Yeah, they're coupled by the staircase
I'm gonna beat don't beat careful couple by the staircase couple of people
I'm sure you're the one down there.
Oh, we told the grenades we'd run.
Ready?
Three, two, one, go!
Oh, I missed, I missed.
I missed.
Oh, I missed, I missed!
I missed!
I run, kill two, got one!
Nice.
He's still walking around.
There's another one.
Are you ready?
As far as I can see, I'm going to check under the stairs.
It's one still up there. I'm bringing up your backpack and I'm dropping it on the other side.
Got it? One down?
Nice.
One more. One more. One more. One more.
I hear one more.
Okay.
Move it up move it up
Yeah, I'm re-stocking a mag
So we're done. Yeah, puppy nice re-stocking bags
Locking
Maybe they did it again. He's dead. Nice
might be all clear I don't know
double-check it double-check it
taking the last spot would you
he's talking my mag all I have is one mag
all clear all dead all clear all dead
okay we're good we're good we're good
we're good we're good
yo we should we should jump everything out of our backpack
walk up with her backpacks
We say
We should dump everything out of our backpacks and walk up with our backpacks. Oh
Wait, wait, you don't walk up to the boss of their backpacks. Oh
I should say yeah, yeah, yeah, like dump all of our rigs on the helipad and then
Yeah, I took the place of the bed on the helipad that we move. Yeah
Yeah
I'm gonna take my backpack go downstairs grab a rig
Unless you want to unless you want to drop it in between all those guys down there
I'm
Oh they got you delicious milk
Well, what we might be fucked. There's no ammo for me. Do we go away? No, I got it
You do that room you do that room. I'll break down this shit. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm gonna kill the boss
I'm gonna kill the boss. Yeah, okay. Okay. I don't know how to do this
Close in for America!
All right, we're getting faster, we're getting faster.
Okay, he's in a weird spot. It's not good.
You good?
I'm good, I'm good, he's out. I'm good, I'm good.
Dude, the amount of n- we're so unlucky.
I'll do that for good I want fire tonight I want fire tonight the tables are hot the
The table's a hot!
Make sure it's not the booty rangers.
A few of the now Mr. Krabs.
A few of the now Mr. Krabs.
I'd unpack just one.
Guys, I am old.
Cause I'm old as well.
I'm just gonna unpack one guys' ammo.
What?
This isn't even exciting anymore.
Listen up, Big Dummy 1313.
All right, I mean you're so good at it.
Yeah, because I'm too good.
Is Pina gonna kill these guys?
Of course he is.
Cause he's the best.
Cause he's the best.
Thank you, Mr. Big Dummy, thank you.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Why don't you take the mags?
I don't, uh, no, that's just, that's stupid.
That's a stupid idea.
You're stupid man with stupid ideas.
Mmm.
Mmm.
The pot is at you?
Yes it is, yes it is.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
Thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you sir.
Alright, let's go, I'm going in, I'm going in.
Okay, bye.
Fuck this.
Excuse me, Mr. Gordick, excuse me.
I brought extra smokes this time so you can definitely take everybody.
He's going to be careful.
Yeah, I'll be!
We wait.
Oh
That way far, oh my god, I mean, yeah, that one of these I mean
Oh, okay, that went far at all need one more of these
There we go perfect
Where's that tear gas that stopped it before it set out?
Here you go.
Mm-mm-mm.
Here, here.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh.
Dead?
Oh.
I can't see.
One down. One more to go.
Fucking...
His flashlight's kinda weak.
Two down.
I'm not unable! Oh my god, I'm not unable! Oh my god!
Okay
That's what I thought oh god there's a beat on my screen. Oh shit
Right a beat. Oh god. I'm gonna beat me
There's only one more
Only one more only one more. I'm going back and going back
I
Kind of not really
I don't know why but the 75 was not going through anybody's head. I'd use like five bullets each
That was weird
is we all dead boom boom boss and all the all the guys dead fuck you can't be
be we got to wait two weeks only you listen unpack all these guys stuff I'm
gonna I'm gonna grab the pockets no big deal just a couple pockets is good
I'm just gonna run these Jitspockets dead on, okay?
You drop that? Okay?
On a stack, on a stack.
Little chop chop, liiiiittle chop chop!
You still got five more guys to kill!
Five more guys, these are the guys I fear the most, though.
These guys are liiiittle crazy.
The amount of UMPs, man, are fucking disgusting.
Oh, I can cheat up the...
I can't cheat up the...
Oh god. Little something, something, little something, something.
Wait, go ahead and do all this stuff. I'm going to grab the key card as well.
We ride back, we second, we second.
Have the key card and the fire thingy.
I'm fancy you're quiet looking for the key card
Which you can go ahead
Yeah
It took the match for one
die
No, but you know, that's why someone else by someone's swooped on my
I
Need a light snack
It's like a light snack like I wish I brought a bag on the couch. Which one's on the couch?
Oh, everything's dead in this room correct everything's a yeah, yeah, you come on in come on in
Just don't go upstairs if you go upstairs until the next people are I see you can't even get to him
It's a type of the code you wouldn't even know the code you can really see
Oh, I think you can find this key card with the key card go
It's on the couch is on the tables. It's not anywhere
Yeah, where's the key gone at?
On the tables, on the couches.
Yeah, this guy's M9N3, doesn't he?
He didn't loot it.
Well, you're the one on the pack of mags.
I'm not on the pack of mags.
Yeah, sure.
Right, dude, he's one M9N3 bullet, one M62 bullet.
He's back in force.
Jim, Jim table.
Oh, guy, guy.
You need nades?
I don't know. I'm a good. I'm a good over the last five guys. Okay?
She's safe. She's safe.
She's safe.
Lock in.
Oh.
The head up yonder.
What's that?
I'll just separate out a grenade by accident.
Eeeeeee.
Is the SSAP good?
Uh, yeah. It's very good. Very good. Very good.
Yeah. Take that. Take that.
That's probably not good to silence it.
Like 20 cash, uh, you know, oh, just do whatever
This do whatever
This do whatever clumsy do whatever your heart decides you're gonna follow you got you gotta trust you got big man
It's you view on the table. You come on. Keep you on the table. Oh
No, that's not there's a PCB
Jack-O-Tent it
I follow me boys, follow me gang
Yeah, don't worry coach. I didn't get anything good. I'm celebrating being alive. Come on
Hi, so now she's got to celebrate being alive as well. See I dropped the magazine somewhere by said
It's not a GPU is a PSU was nothing
Fuck you
You do what
I'm gonna go back and check but I'm certain that it was okay. All right. We are seeing a P
C
B was a PCB
Eat my ass eat my ass at once at once
Eden oh
Oh, Ron do I?
Come back, come back!
My coaches, stay safe.
Humber Pete's gonna go take care of business.
Humber Pete's gonna go take care of business.
You know what that means, Mr. Coachie?
But, he's taking care of business.
Nice.
Two nine six two oh.
Little something, something.
I'm not finding anything there's nothing about you that I'm buying you have nothing to worry
about going to you there's nothing about you that I'm buying you have nothing to worry
Nothing to worry about. Nothing to worry about. I'm not taking a single item.
Nothing to worry about, Mr. Closie. Nothing to worry about.
Here.
Can you tell them so we can do this quest?
Oh, yeah. No, yeah. I was just procuring the area.
I was just looking around, Mr. Closie. I was just looking around.
Don't worry about me, brothers. Just keep it cool. Keep it cool, Mr. Closie.
Keep it cool. That's what I say. That's what I say, Mr. Cozy.
Keep it cool. You know what that means? I mean, keep it cool.
Keep it cool.
Little something, something. All right, I'm on the move.
I'm on the move, Mr. Cozy. Stay back. I'm killing the last guys.
Get it!
You're finally going to complete this for the first time
Somehow in five hours 50 minutes. We got that that's easy. That's that's a lot of time. It's a lot of time
Okay, we left five hours
I go upstairs or now
You go see yeah
Is you'll go up twice and then go outside and then go back in that's that's gonna be where the dangers is the danger
I'm infiltrating enemy territory.
Stay back, Mystical. She's stay back.
After a little bad light taste for looting, of course.
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Some light taste for looting never had anyone.
A light taste for looting never had anybody.
I'm staying by, staying by.
I'm infiltrating enemy territory.
Come.
Renée.
Martin.
You stupid, silly, it's like a reward.
One left, one left, one left, one left, one left, I got lots of smokes this time though,
I got lots of smokes.
I have 15.
Coming!
Come in!
Grenade moved.
You just say grenade moved and then stand completely still?
What a s**t.
This guy's stoic, Klausie. This guy's stoic.
Contact rushing.
This is it! This is it! This is it! This is it! This is our moment, Koji! One last time we beat the icebreaker!
This is our moment!
I'm on the stairs. I hear you.
This is our moment! You're locked in!
Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch, don't touch.
I
Can't tell you where he is I can't even tell these on the floor above me or not with all grenade across
Yeah, I mean
He might be upstairs
Come down
Shut up! We fucking won!
We-
Are you running around?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
We fucking won!
Arrrrreeee!
Like with no reaction.
Too easy, too easy.
So there's a second floor, right?
So how do I get up to you?
You want to go up two floors from the boss's room
and then go back outside
and then you come back inside
by going up a floor
and then you're here.
I'm gonna go to the captain's quarters. Can you see it?
Okay, I have to do that quest. I have to do that quest too. It's reached
He's coming people ask ask the surviving scientist
Yeah, you can make me quick. We're gonna come here. We'll loot later. We'll do later
We have to go up and then come back down you see this one by here
This is the captain's room full tons of loot. We have to go out first
You're gonna go to the captain's quarters first.
Yeah, it says, reach the upper decks and ask the survivor.
Well, there is no survivor there.
The survivor's the one at the beginning.
Ask the scientist.
Wait, it says, ask the surviving scientist how to open the code lock on level six.
Then we might have to run all the way back to the beginning.
Because that's the only guy alive on the ship.
How many are we?
How are we going to the top again?
Hey, hold on.
Hey.
Uh...
Oh!
Over yonder!
Over yonder!
You made great time.
Two we got, 11 minutes, 25 seconds.
Wait, you actually have to run all the way back
to the beginning.
Is that worth it for me to go back?
100%, 100%.
Let's just get the loot and then we'll go back.
We'll leave all the loot at the helicopter
and then go back, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Because then after that
we can just load straight into this, right?
Oh, I think there's like one more question to that,
but yeah.
I don't know, maybe.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh my mental! Oh my mental! Got a mental!
Wait, do you have a splint? Do you have a splint?
Yeah, I got a splint. First of all, let me take this key before you do.
There we go.
You want a chip? Makes you a dinner.
Little something, something, little something, something!
What's the good dude here?
It looks like we might have gotten scared. The only thing I found was a momento.
What the fuck is a momento?
It's like a super ramp.
It's like a super ramp.
If this fat bitch would stop getting in front of me,
that would be nice.
But now, now we go back, okay dude,
this fat bitch is gonna get in front of me.
We go back to the captain's quarters and we get the loot.
This looks like ass up here.
Never let your friends have anything.
Guys, he's been looting the whole time
that we've been killing everybody.
Okay, listen.
I'm popping over the captain's quarters lock it in
Oh
He says reach the upper decks that we just reached them you're not complete
I didn't get I didn't know we didn't get credit for that reach upper decks the rescue captain
I'll need to reach the bridge. We didn't get credit for that. Hey, what?
wait wait I have hand over it wait oh that's another question I have reason to
X the rest of the captain I'll need to reach the bridge yeah that's I'm gonna
have to lose the county to lose the cabinet go back out go back out controlling
they come right up here come over here we just go through the door cuz you
Don't be
You kill with the captain
That's the captain how we do it
Hey, so I see the captain on either reach the bridge. I don't understand what's going on
Oh, you talk to the scientists first. Oh, we need to run back either back one one. We just ten rooms
We got a load so we do that
We don't we I think we do that scientist thing a different time now that we did is we are we
We do not have time to sprint all the way back and then come all the way here.
Wait, what if one of us goes back because it's shared?
The other guy stays here.
Is it shared? No, because this one isn't shared, remember?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, boss.
I mean, all these are ass, by the way. They're all UMP and MSCXs.
We have tons of rooms to loot here.
So we should go back real quick?
You either loot the rooms or go back.
You choose, you choose.
I'm...
Think we just fucking...
Loot the rooms and leave.
Alright, alright.
Unless we...
Unless we get the load in directly from here.
If we get the load in directly, like, after...
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if we...
Come on, come on, let's go back, let's go back, let's go back.
Come on, come on, come on, follow me, follow me, follow me.
You can jump right out to the Halibat.
You can jump right out to the Halibat.
Right out the door, right out the door.
Ow, ow, ow.
Come over here, come over here.
You see, you be shooting, you be shooting.
Clawchee!
Gagaaaah!
You run all the way down?
Damn it, Clawchee!
What?
Come to grab you, come to grab you.
Is right here, are you?
Oh, oh.
You see, okay, go, go, go, go.
Wait, you don't have your backpack.
That's a drunken company, it's your damage.
Bro, we have seven minutes.
We find them, I'll find them.
I jump right here, jump right here.
Make your legs.
I'm sorry, I don't have any splint.
Yeah, splint, splint, splint.
I was only get all your loot nice and tidy get all your loot nice and tidy we're gonna run back, okay?
I want you to call the helicopter. It's gonna stay here. It's gonna stay here. I
Don't even know why I'm driving like it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
It's gonna you could he's gonna you could he's gonna you could he's in a nice in a nice row in a nice line
Get all your goodies in a nice line here
It's all sorted out all nice and sorted all nice and sorted your top of us. Yeah
All nice and sorted there we go
Wait now you drop a backpack
We'll run to the beginning of your leaves doing your run right now right back to the beginning
Let me call the helicopter first. Let me call the helicopter.
Let me get ready first, but we have to go.
We gotta be quick. We gotta be swift. We gotta be swift.
We gotta go away.
We gotta go...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
We should just drop our rig, too. We're super light.
I'm gonna drop myself right here.
Alright.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Come on Mr. Cozy! Come on Mr. Cozy! Make great ace! Make great ace, Mr. Cozy! Make great ace!
Come on Mr. Cozy!
Move! Move! Move!
Come on Mr. Cozy! Come on Mr Cozy!
Oh fuck!
COZY, YOU GOTTA STAY WITH ME COZY!
DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SCENARICANTS?!
You're so...
You're so fast! I'm just following your footsteps I hope it's pretty right right?
I'm not a stamp.
Come on!
I see you up in that door.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
He's got blue water, got some of the kids right there.
We have 450, we have 450, we're right here.
Talk to the guy.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Talk to the guy, talk to the guy.
You go, you go.
Alright.
Talk to the guy, talk to the guy.
Interact?
I
I've got my rig, I've got my gun.
Remember, we can jump off the top. It's quicker to come back then as you go there.
I don't know where I put my rig.
It's... it's when you go up the stairs. Come on.
I've got my rig and my gun on my thing.
Alright, go straight, come on!
Spreading!
Stop it, stop it!
We got 7, we got 7, we got 9! Go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, we don't have...
Run! We got time. We got time. Come on!
we got time we got time we got time we got time we got time we got time we got time come on
go take the one
he's ready I'm out of Sam
he's got this we got this we got this if you want if you want to go then so
be it let's so be it I will be the one to lead the charge
I gotta heal my legs before I jump.
Okay.
Okay, I ran the wrong way.
I'm going back.
Okay, you go back.
Don't leave without me.
Don't leave without me because it might glitch.
It's about glitches.
Don't hit the activate button until I'm done.
I ran the wrong way.
I don't have the same for this.
Yeah, I'm running back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
How do I get up again?
Wait.
Oh my God.
I gotta forget.
Right here, oh, yeah, we all know what's that?
Most of us said most of us are mostly Michael E for you to Michael be to our at the captain. I'm at the captain
Oh shit
Who's that? I'm actually making I'm right. I'm talking. I couldn't vote over. I couldn't vote over what?
it wouldn't let me.
I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am.
I can't remember where I am.
Okay.
Okay, I'm coming up, coming up.
I remember, I remember, now, I remember now.
Almost there, almost there.
We'll be, we'll be, okay?
No, I put your, listen.
I walked your backpack to the right side.
What do we mean?
What do we mean by right side?
What does that mean?
To the right.
If you're looking at the heli, it's on the right side.
Wait what about my ring?
I don't get it! I'm gonna be a ring!
I'm gonna be a ring!
Grab your ring and grab your go!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Go go go go! Wish me luck! Wish me luck!
You see it? You see it?
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Let's go!
Harry!
Oh, yeah. Too easy, too easy.
I told you it was possible.
I told you we could do it.
You are the best!
You are the best!
You are the best!
But tell me what you want.
I gave you my backpack and I took yours.
Tell me you're joking right now.
is this the part where I laugh at the joke okay this needs to be a George Lopez
situation I need a laugh track close to you this is the part where I laugh at the
funny joke
I'm fucking rich!
I'm fucking rich!
I'm fucking rich!
Yes!
You're not doing that.
Coach, you're being honest and be serious.
Coach, be serious!
Be serious!
You're fucking rich!
I refuse to believe it.
I refuse to believe it.
I refuse it.
I refuse.
Yeah, you have me there for a second you have me there for a second you have me there for
a second okay we're good we got our back back okay all right okay okay okay you have
me there for a second oh my game did bug that one kind of sucks ass excellent raid
Hey, gentlemen, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, uh, wait, you, you, you come on, you come on.
Uh, I got zero EXP.
It says I killed, I killed one of the guards from, uh, what's his name and one scap.
Good, good.
That's what you deserve.
That's what you do.
What else you deserve?
Burning and how burning and how you're going to die.
You're going to die.
I don't know if it's, if it's tomorrow or 50 years from now, but you're
going to die in a whole somewhere and no one's ever going to find you.
I needed to burn it out. I needed that exp man
I killed so many black division guys and it had zero exp
Yeah, are you sure you're nice you give it to you take your skills?
Oh, I'm almost 37. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, wait. What? Oh
I'm still one question. Wait
If I get PC for if I do one more PC request, I'm PC for level four. I can get a big five six a one
Oh, that would be nice. That would be nice. Oh
I will need one more PC request. You want to do that real quick?
Uh, I'm more tilted than I got zero East from that.
Well, yeah, but you're forgetting to remember the most important factor.
What?
Eh.
Eat my shit.
Eat my shit.
That's what you get for giving me a heart attack at the end right there.
That's the least of your worries, buddy.
That's the least of your worries.
Get that butt hole oil on.
I'm sliding in.
I'm sliding in like a like a like a $10 Walmart blow up slide.
I should have done it. I was thinking about it. You're a bad man, but she goes you're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a naughty boy. You're a naughty, naughty boy. You're naughty.
Oh, dude, I need EXP, man. I didn't do that. I'm not making any money from these runs. I'm making money. Oh boy.
I'm actually making a stupid pin this amount of money for these rides
I will say it wasn't as much money as that last time by but it's probably like four million
Oh yeah, it's not four million you fucking psycho
Me? I've probably been like four million, yeah
What?
Probably
What are you looting?
The secret rooms I don't tell you about, dude
So you're telling me I'm going in the entire time and doing and losing money and you're
getting four million runs.
Yes.
All right.
I made 300k of that run.
Well, Mr. Cloak, see, well, that'll happen.
You know, you have to be very careful.
The Mr. Cloak, be very careful.
I'll let you know my little secret.
Okay.
I'll let you know my little dirty secret.
Okay, I know a couple loot spots
that you probably don't know to look for,
but also there's two rooms that you need a code to enter
and they're written on the whiteboards.
That's where the money is.
I found between those two on the run before this,
I found four moonshines between the two of those
and a gigatab.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I seriously wonder how anyone plays with peanut LOL.
Guys, they do the same stuff!
You just not seeing it, cause you're not seeing their screen, okay?
They do the same stuff!
Oh, sorry, he said no, he doesn't.
Oh, oh, oh, that makes sense.
Oh, I understand what I'm getting at.
Oh, I understand.
How many stacks of M85581, M995, and SJP did you get?
Huh? Cause I got zero.
How many did you get?
For that $300,000 stack.
M9M5?
M9M5, M855M1, and SSAAB.
If it was to buy it, it would be back in the old days.
M855M8, I was just waiting.
M855M8, SSAAB, and M9M5.
Oh, god, I need.
M855M8, I actually had zero stacks.
M995, I have one stack of 60, M80, I have 36, what's your other one you said?
Then you genuinely just die, then you genuinely just die, oh wait SSAP, I got 89, then you
He's just not looting. He's just not looting. He's just not looting. That's all that's happening here, guys.
I am looting. I'm breaking down. We're just getting a lot of you.
I guarantee you, I was this. Next time we go to Iceberg, we switch roles, and I'll come out with 15 stacks of that ammo.
I don't know where the rooms are.
Well, I'll show you. I'll show you.
Welcome in, Jinky. Welcome in.
Oh, oh.
Oh guys, how are you?
Pretty good, pretty good.
Jiji, let me just,
I just had to prove something for my bungalowters.
How, okay, if I told you that I looted
every single guy on icebreaker,
and I got 89 SSAP,
and I got 60 MA5501.
Would you say peanut?
Oh, that's all there was.
Would you say peanut?
You're a dumbass you missed in time
No, we loaded
Because on icebreaker, they actually took out a lot of the good ammo
Okay, how about this?
How about this fuck you pussy?
How about this if I go to icebreaker and I get to loot every player and I get less than seven stacks of
M995 SSA P and M85581. I would delete my stash live on screen
But if I get less you guys delete your stash
That is seven times what close you just got I'm betting seven acts seven acts
Yeah, but we're shooting the bullets. Do you guys want to know where you're not shooting anything close a
Are you choking ammo is right now?
No, let's make the bet if that's no
Seven times more ammo doing what you just did you're doing is throwing a smoke up
on the ground and sitting in it for the last two hours.
Do it!
If I could find seven times more ammo than you just found,
I will, you delete your stats.
But if I can't, I delete mine.
It just comes down to RG, because right there,
we had like,
It's not RG.
It's not RG.
We have like 15 UMP,
with the Black Divisions.
Zero.
There was no HKs, no Enforce.
I got 1,000 m8 55 a1 out of icebreaker last night while using a five five six mdr
You're gonna have the stacks of one of those animals
You're gonna go three animals. I just listed you're gonna trust
You're missing it. You're watching the ammo
You're back there. I'm cheese out of your circumcision flaps. There's no way you're trusting that one guy
How many times do you mean one guy?
I've yeah, man. I went to wait dude actually I went to iceberg the last night
I got nine that makes the best room to make sick the back you guys see I got nine
Dude and make that was
Make the back express machines. I'm back man. It make the battle. I had was a pistol
No, that's that I can find seven times more ammo
Okay, he got 20
My stash holy shit make the bet that make the bet I could find seven times more than you did on the leap my stash
You okay, so you're saying right now that there's a calculator
So you're saying a you're saying you could find
800 bullets easily
Easily literally so easily
Literally so easily
So I'm going to load in with 120 bullets, you're going to load in with 120 bullets and
we're going to clear the whole thing and then you're going to start looting.
And then if you find, sure, no, sure, all right, so I have to find 800, 800 bullets.
Yes, but you have to load in with only two mags just like you both did and we're both
going to be burning ammo.
Are you taking care of the second part of the ship?
We both did.
Well, we had to replicate last raid.
All right, let me look up a smoke guard.
Did you know?
Let me look it up.
You just used those smoke, did you, Shayna?
You were right about that.
It's not very complex.
It's not very complex.
I will say you do have to watch out for the blind fire, though.
I'm gonna give my job a little buy back.
Alright, okay.
How many moonshines did you get?
That rate, like, only like one or two.
Or two.
Have you guys been to Labyrinth yet?
Yeah, we've been to Labyrinth, it was great.
You know, that is the best place to get ammo.
I got 11 stacks up of like SSAP, 995 and all that,
and that's including me having...
That's weird that you got 11 stacks, cause she said there's only one stack.
And actually, Gigi got nerfed.
He got nerfed.
That's impossible.
He's bad!
Icebreaker got nerfed.
That's impossible.
It got nerfed.
That's impossible.
No, I'm saying Labyrinth, not...
Yeah, Labyrinth got nerfed.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
Labyrinth, you got nerfed.
I didn't want to go to Icebreaker to get my quest done,
cause I haven't been yet.
I just have to go to the Hubbert Craft.
We're going back to the Shiddle.
We know I know I see I don't know what I speak. Oh, okay, give a lot of the key card. What do you know?
I don't have a key card. I
know the question
No, I've done it some level 20 and all I've done was Russia
You guys I'll sit I'll sit a fucking right out. You guys do labyrinth or no
No, no, no, no, you don't get to do that
Listen, I'll sit back
You guys go
I don't have it a lot with us because if you don't
And you're I know you you're getting off
Okay, I swear I won't get off I
Just want to I'll listen I promise I won't get off. I was sick here. I'll open another beverage
You know, I actually get a food and I will watch you guess. I
Don't believe you I swear I was saying this court. I promise
This is a pretty good guy. It's not like crazy
I'll even keep my keep it like that. Oh, you see me pop them. We'll do it. Hi, Bella
I mean, this is the guy that just out he said he found one stack of ammo on all of icebreakers, so I
Mean we really trust this guy. He need ammo. We really trust this guy
No, I didn't have all because I didn't get me because I thought he got it all but apparently it's just on a ship somewhere in the Atlantic
Okay, there's a little there's a little there's a little there's a little there's a little
Well, there's a little
We do a scab with folksy scab with folksy scab with folksy scab with folksy scab with folksy. That's a good idea
You're a genius genius idea a genius idea
Hop in boys hop in
What is happening?
Fine do it won't be cuz I need a oh
There we go, that's working. I now we ride
What the hell was he doing that whole time?
I looted everything!
Guys we didn't see Clungsy from the moment we started killing the boss until we were
done killing the boss and the guys upstairs.
What the hell was he doing that whole time?
What was he up to?
What was he up to?
I was looting!
I was unpacking bags!
I was unpacking bags!
I was unpacking bags!
I was unpacking bags!
I was unpacking bags, I was loading my bags, I was dropping you shit, running you shit.
You silly dallying, that's what was going on. You were a silly dallying, weren't you?
Admit it!
I'm never silly dallying.
You were a dilly dallying. Admit it.
I'm never silly dallying.
You were a dilly dallying. You were a dilly dallying.
Let's ride!
I
Cycle, baby, like it's Marilyn Manson
Got the cash in Manson
Give you Sprite in there Manson
You wanna walk out the pantry
Take a sip and I'm dancing
She gonna play like a Pambi
She look like a candle
Put her up in the car seat
Hold a nipple for ransom
One of the back bed I called me
Let's ride!
Would you mind?
Four quests, fuck!
You need for adrenaline now
Busy
I heard you guys are playing the new arc update
Joy, why are you guys is you it's you yeah, who's I got behind you? Oh
Let's kill them. All right. Okay. Listen. All right. Here's the plan
My name is Alfredo. I cook spaghettios for a 95 year old disabled man.
Okay. That is, mmm, Quinceanera.
Okay.
37 year old lady from Midwest Brazil.
Okay.
She is really into cell phones and social media.
You are Mr. Guapo, the money man.
Understand have we got their roles?
Yep, okay, who are you?
Wapo okay, and I'm Alfredo all right lock it you you're from I can't boy if I can't wait my
Okay, all right kids in your uh is is uh is
You mute yeah
She's mute okay, Wapo and Alfredo will take in this come on come on gang
Fuckin' invoice knocked you dead.
Wait, so you're not playing Arc Raiders?
We are playing Arc Raiders!
We're playing Arc, we're not the Arc Raiders, there's actually nothing new in the game.
Oh.
Unfortunately.
I thought the new update was coming on Thursday.
No.
No, new updates, new updates didn't like that.
October 15th? What is going on over there?
I said it was like a real person.
Oh fuck me!
I didn't think it was a real person, I think.
Holy...
Is that a real person?
Hey guys, is this a scab? Are you a scab?
You-
Are you a scab?
That's a player, that's a player, that's a player.
Okay, okay. All right, okay.
Okay, all right, perfect.
He voice-lined you and it was a PFC voice-on.
That sounded like a scab!
I don't know what I said.
What do you mean?
Come run put it over here. Oh, that's obviously a player. Come on put it over. Yeah
God
Wait, we need you to get you kill everyone folksy or Genji I have I have a suggestion. I have a suggestion
Yeah, I'm gonna run at him and die
Get good Lamar did this get there's no way this that's this guy killed it. Don't worry
There's no way that that guy's name is good. Good. LaMalle
Genuinely he has the reaction time of a fucking doorknob. I
Did you see that
Are you serious? There's no way that guy's name is good. Good. I went up to him and had a full conversation with him
I learned from him the weather what what his favorite hobbies are
I
Triggered Lamal
I'm bout to get triggered
That's you that's what I was gonna kill me
I would I would bet a dollar that that's literally you on it all on all twins account. That's you
That's you. That's you on a twins again on an all twins got that's you in the game
Hmm
Okay, all right, okay, I have a new plan. I have a new plan
To not die that is part of it. That is that's a piece of it. It's not the whole plan though
We go to shoreline and we kill
Everyone what do you guys say? Oh, no, we're gonna laugh. Let's go laugh
Have a key card you sure either key card
I'm a little 20. You don't have the bbq. You know, how do you not have labyrinth key cards?
Wait, how do I get it? You can look at my labyrinth quest. Have you gone to the door?
No, what's the labyrinth quest bro? Oh my he hasn't gone to the door the labyrinth door to unlock the quest line
I've never been in labyrinth. Oh my goodness Genji get a lot of this guy too guys. I quit when Streep came out, okay, chill. I
Was the Titanic for like the second time
Can you get another lab see card with a BD key barter? Yeah, but aren't those like 200k and they require two of them
It requires one of them. It's one.
Gold look right now, it's two.
I might be wrong. I don't know.
I'll take a look.
Wait.
What do you mean? It's just one.
Mine is two!
What?
It says 2 out of 1.
I'm telling you, Genji, can you come to my side now?
Can you come to my side and tell this motherfucker there wasn't one stack of ammo on the icebreaker?
No, no, no, no, watch this.
And does everyone see how this everyone see?
It's everyone see now, please god!
If I show you this screenshot and it says 2 out of 2, you shock an avooda ranger, deal?
deal. No, it didn't say anything like that. It should say BD keys parenthesis one go over
to their face and click on the key. Okay. And you barter it with. Okay, it says one.
It says one. Okay, I'm going to show you if you if it's if it if right here and sweet
where's it if it says to right here on this number right here. I'm asking where
which is one, and that says two, for BD keys.
I was not gonna boot away to right now.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, perfect.
Wait, he has the Unlucky Perk?
Wait, Cobbs, wait.
No, I don't.
I feel the, I feel the,
nope, nope, nope.
The Unlucky Perk.
Wait a second, hold on, is that actually, guys?
I don't have a, no, I don't have a Unlucky Perk.
You don't have the Unlucky Perk?
No.
Okay, fine, all right.
See me the image, see me the image.
See me the image.
I have the Lucky Perk.
If I'm right about this, you have to admit that there was more than one stack of ammo on the ice maker, and you're just an idiot.
Okay, ready?
I'm opening up my second Discord, hold on.
He has the Trader Price break.
Pull me, pull me, pull me.
Hey, wait, what is Trader Price break?
Wait, what modifiers do you have, actually?
Hey, guys, some of them. Okay, here you go.
Share screen okay, thank you to to go get your voodoo ranger bitch
Go get your fucking booboo
What modifiers you have
To go get your fucking voodoo ranger a
Fresh one I want to hear the lid pops so to stream and you fucking slam it
you have the modifier though don't you no I don't look I have the lucky actually
lucky no no no the the bad ones good or bad ones all trader items cost 20% more
so it is one thank you very much thank you he's that one we're done by the
little louder. He literally left. Can you say, can you say that one more time? You have to slam it.
You guys said, you guys said, on lucky. Very, very important that you got. So it is actually one,
but because you're a dumb ass and you picked that 20% more, that is not 20% more. That is
is 100% more.
All right.
You have to slam it.
He has to slam it.
I lost the bet.
But because it's a trade.
I will go get a Voodoo Ranger.
It is gonna be one more.
I will go get a Voodoo Ranger.
You have to slam it.
I will slam it.
I, okay?
I will show the top, pop it off, or do it, slam it.
I'm like I'm such a pussy.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
What the hell is happening?
Okay, I think that is going to be hammered.
He's going to be lit.
I got to get a nickel bomb.
I'm just letting you know, Clungsy.
And I actually stopped drinking my last voodoo ranger about 75% the way through because it has a firm grip on me
And if I do this you are basically losing a teammate. I'm gonna be so unhelpful. I will be able to kill no one
You understand you get it. I'm back. Do you hear what I just said?
Now what I said I already stopped drinking my last voodoo ranger because it has a firm grip on me
So if I do this you are losing a teammate essentially. I will be of no health
we never had one oh you can PVE whoa whoa oh man you can PVE guys it's cold
I will be finishing this in multi-part sets slam it fucking pussy it's too
You called the slam.
Slam it.
Slam it.
Slam it!
Dude, the thought of slamming a voodoo ranger right now.
Oh my!
I'm not sure.
I can't even see that.
There.
Hear it.
Hear it.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
We're at it.
That is an 11.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
That was impressive. That was great. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you, sir
Now, okay, why is there a lead X trade for 152 dog tags?
What is going on right here? Cook see can you can you buy a lot of your cards so we can get there quickly before?
That's what it was. You said yeah
The lights are gonna go out
be over we'll be fine let's run all right it is great okay all right we're
going in get your left key guard boys
a lot of guys a lot of guys that watch me probably think oh it's you know it's
Whatever he drinks every day. It's just like whatever because I usually drink two beers over eight hours
Okay, I that's genuinely what I drink to
Over eight hours. I'm not just only again slammed all the time
I just got a back-end air that will not every day not every day
Not every day
John days are a little bit more special than others
Okay, are we ready to go boys? Are we ready to go?
That was impressive. I gotta give it to you. Thank you. Thank you. End of this raid. He's gonna be squint. Yeah
I don't even see his eyeballs
I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Lock it boys. It's time to make some cash. It's time to make some cash
I need some cash today.
I'm gonna have to do transit because I haven't done the quest in a long time.
Close to get a little nice lady.
What an idiot.
You're telling me you got an icebreaker and that unlock and Labyrinth.
Me and Closey have unlocked 100% for sure.
Don't even question it.
Don't even question it.
We have it unlocked, buddy.
We got it unlocked.
I just want you to know that.
ELECTRON!
GET IN HERE!
Holy shit!
What just happened?
Wait, take off your gas mask, please.
Natural process.
Mmmmm.
Okay.
I need to get my key card again,
because I just let it out.
Mmmmm.
Hold on, is it creep story time?
Ooh!
No, it's always the creep story time.
Ah!
No!
Ah, Jim!
No!
Get on, Jim!
It might be creep story time!
Hold on.
Okay, me and my goofy out of foods.
There you ask.
We were hanging by the block.
See.
Eh.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah, so me and my foods, all right.
Ta-da.
We said we gotta stack some bread.
We gotta stack some dough.
This is back when I was in the crypt egg, by the way.
I was back in the crypt egg.
This is part of the crepes
Listen guys
listen to me
When I was in the grip game my homies said we gotta stack some ooh, we gotta stack some for red
My boy, and I said who fee on food dead off come up with a plan and my homies said hold on now
We can't rob a bank. Okay, because they got security. We can't even rob somebody because they'll just pull out a gun and kill us, right?
Yep. Okay.
But there's a nursing home.
Ladies.
I said, goofy off food that ah, we're part of the crypt game. Don't let the cops hear about this.
And my homie said, okay.
Come with me. We're gonna go to the nursing home tonight.
tonight. Tonight. We gotta stack some bread. We gotta stack some dough. We gotta make money.
And we go to the, we go to the, we go to the, I am going to the nursing home and we start
washing like the feet of all the old ladies and helping them even get showers. We collect
the pain check for help in SAVE!
Me and my homies brought the G mad night!
Now let's ride!
I
Better like a local place
Stand back boys
Oh, shit!
Got me dead, then.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, I still got it!
I still got it!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
After all these years, Mr. Clubsie...
You don't want to sit in that soup?
Uh, about me, though.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
How's friend Doc says?
I-I piece I got.
You see that?
I piece I got out.
I piece his ass up, you see that?
Oh.
pretty good we're going to see was it those yet no I was going are we going
to transit is it over is I don't worry about it fuck you and fuck everything
you believe in oh my god I could be the question oh crap oh my god
we have not had a normal rate tonight like today so I should get it off
Okay.
What the hell, give me that shit!
Wait, what are you guys trying to do?
We're in the Jits' pockets, da-da!
What are you guys running at?
To, uh, where we have to transit?
Yeah, I'm running too fast to move.
Mmm, yeah, Crip Gang.
That's what we used to do back in the Crip Gang.
It was, uh, run pockets, da-da.
Wow.
Wow, I have a heavy grip.
Oh, shit.
Did you, uh, at least check?
Uh, shit. Uh, which one?
There was a key card.
Um, no, I didn't take his pockets. I didn't take his pockets.
Um...
No, no, it's Rig. He'll be in his rig.
Mmm...
Uh, is Rig? I'm just, I'm seeing it back to the stash.
I don't have enough room to sit on his back and push.
I'm a drummer's, I'm a drummer's, I'm a drummer's singer.
Oh, I didn't press accept. Oh God, I pressed escape. Oh, fuck.
Dammit! Wait, I can't interact with this.
Dammit, I didn't say anything back. I didn't say anything back.
I can't interact with this.
No, there's no cards.
I'm good.
Holy crap.
Actually, I should not be stupid right now
It's not a good idea
Okay, okay, okay, this could be lg
This could be lg
I
Locked in lock in lock in lock in so we get serious. So we get serious. So we get serious serious right now fuck. Yeah
All right, look
look at where are you guys I'm right in the game yeah I'm right next we're
underneath the game of the game wait that's not you that's not us
I'm looking down I'm looking down this means me this means me this means me
I'm looking at all but you fuck you shoot me wait okay wait I spawn next to
people different then are you guys no I'm alive it is ran up next to me
Did you just do it right?
Yes.
Oh my god.
Bro, I sp-
Fuck close, you're right.
Right?
I'll be guys.
I spawned under managers
surrounded by two guys.
And I just stared at them.
Did you kill them?
No, they just-
They popped the PK
and ran away from me.
You spawned under manager's office?
Yeah, I'm under-
Under managers.
Under um black offices, okay? I'm on the way
Coast or Genji, I'm too I'm too fat. I'm way too fat
Wait, you didn't transit shit. Well, I forgot so I actually had escaped my accent. You know what honestly, you know what?
What what are these what are these plates made out of?
The front one is level six. No, no, no, no, but it's armor steel. It's armor steel and titanium. How good are those at repairing repair like shit?
Okay, so I'm just gonna drop it. I'm gonna drop it. What about the red dot M? What about the red dot? Oh, that's all four
I don't care. I have I have a leg
What do you mean of one bag?
I
Accidentally double-click the R when that guy shot me in the dick and then when I saw the boss I double-tapped our again
We should tell him he's got
Oh, this is garbage. I'm gonna drop all their stuff
I'm good. I'm good. I got a six. I got a six year round.
I broke my smoke from lab read. Look at that. That's six.
That's six. What are you doing? Oh, my good.
Oh, I can't believe I just spawned next to my dude and they just wait.
They increased the height of these doors over here.
But wait, look, they increase the height of these doors.
You can't even see through the window anymore. Look, what do you mean?
I can see through the window. Are you sure?
Oh, you're a peanut. You don't have any legs. I forgot.
No, I'm serious. You can't see through the window anymore.
Peanut, you have no legs. That's why you're short.
No, I'm all the way up. Seriously. Look, you can't see through the window anymore.
Peanut, I can see through the window.
I'm literally standing up and I can't see through the window.
Exactly. You're standing up with no legs.
That's why you can't see through the window.
I'm coming. I'm coming. It's me. It's me in the bottom office.
I'll open the door.
I'm going to need a relaxation for this right now.
I can see through the window.
Why can't I see the window? I don't know.
There's people at a yellow.
Why can't I see the window?
Why? He's by yellow, right?
It was down the window.
I mean, dark offices.
I'm literally right next to you in the office.
This year, right? OK.
If you see there's a guy down here.
Yeah, I saw one.
Dude.
Coachy, where are you?
Get you with the team.
I'm in the offices next to you.
The dark offices?
Yes.
Where?
Is that you running?
Yes, and me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Oh, thank god.
Why do you have night vision on?
It's just in case they turn out the night vision.
I mean, the lights.
Remember?
Right here.
You're closer.
Remember they can turn out the lights.
They can turn out the lights.
Remember?
Yeah, I remember.
Coachy, I need you to go.
You go out of here and see what's going on
We told the same poisonous it'll kill you it's a new glitch it's new glitch
Oh
Cozy-cozy-cozy we need to go to residential now. Yeah
Residential also the key cards are harmless and small. Let's find it. It's like a hundred thousand
You heard him first. Can you maybe go kill him?
No, he's by uh, there's a guy on yellow staircase right now um, no, no, no, that's yeah, that's obviously we're fine
We can go to residential fine
Let me give you a
We will wait see all right. I found some I thought I'm not at five school
Okay, okay, all right, okay. I'm good
You're finding key card if I think you're gonna
Oh
Man, where's this key card at? Oh, we gotta get that residential unit
You already had one
I get that recipe car. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. I see a scam so hard. There's nothing in here. I
I got a Veritas pick and that's a good job. Thanks
It's been even more expensive to just sell
the card
You need a circuit. Oh, yeah, I can use your gig out. I'm so over here. Oh, yeah
Thanks, you did wash wait
Metal sir case I think
Yes, you need to do one right by eggs
on the shell
I might be you
There's a legs and then until I that I that I miss out
Oh residential
I got better eyesight
in my left eye and I
I've got me as I did this in my right eye
out of the zombies
Zombies
Okay, you didn't play during the zombies that shit was oh that's that was fun. That was a fun time
I don't everybody bitch about it. It was really fun time. Yeah, I don't know
a bitch about tongue off
We guys we should guys I have all the key causing seven red. Let's go upstairs
Search the top of manager office search the server
Lock it
Hey, I'm under us
Okay, so they're under us. Yeah, I think it's second floor
You heard right here
What the fuck I got you're going in green someone in green she is
Yeah, I'm fixing my stomach. Yeah, I'm gonna hold it all the whole door
Push it to the door, push it to the door, wait, what happened?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I don't have the aim on the pen, that.
Do go, do go.
I'm holding the door, he can't leave, he can't leave.
Okay.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
He's holding the, the, the, the thing of the door, the, the, the, the, the,
The crease! The crease of the door!
Exactly!
Oh, I lost my arm!
There goes my arm.
You missed, buddy!
You missed!
Idiot!
I'm gonna throw grenade at him.
The broad, James!
you're out
he's over there he's in the in the crease I might have killed him
maybe killed him you ready ready
I don't know I might have killed him
I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything.
There's a Dorosy.
There's a Dorosy.
Are you dead?
You have to tell us if you're dead!
I killed him. I killed him.
Those are the rules!
Oh, good work, Gage.
There's a fuck ton of blood.
There might be two.
There might be two.
There might be two.
I think I killed one of the front guys.
Yeah, there's two dead in here.
Nice. Good shit.
Wow!
Good work, team.
Good work!
work yeah the maze spring up front
take a couple goodies if you don't mind
i'll just take a goodie or two if you don't find
It's a goodie or two at the do brass at the do brass, but where's the other guy did it?
Word word in the back
Who actually killed that guy?
There he is
I think Peter, Peter, who killed that guy? Look, I think I...
This guy's dog tag is actually gone.
Oh, this guy in the front.
Uh, uh, nut allergy.
Oh, nice.
I killed both of them.
I killed one. This guy didn't have a dog tag.
Yeah, I picked up that dog tag.
Oh, good work, Iggy.
Nice, good shit. Nice shot.
You are really great.
And utilizing the team leader's wisdom and guidance. Oh my god. I've done myself today
Right
People on yellow
Circus, let's go get up
And it's gonna be people
In red
Were they in red they were peeking outside of red
Oh
That's every bite of it. I'm just oh my god, let's bring down the hallway. Great challenge. I guess I go
I handle them shit man. Stay back one down
You down
We down
Oh
We black division down guys don't worry. I'm a piece of the case
I usually for body on lads might be doing
What about the team that's here now there's something else is moving. I'm in which we would movie I heard something move for a split second
There's people like second floor somewhere
Maybe it was black division that I saw over at red. Well, it was there slow
I should be moving this slow
What are you here?
We're
I don't know.
Take a little peek.
Yeah, metal.
Metal staircase.
Underground.
Underground.
Underground staircase.
It's springing up mid.
This is nice stuff.
Oh, MP5 of A1.
This is nice.
This is nice.
This is nice stuff right here.
Okay.
All right.
Little sub-sub.
Little sub-sub.
All right, who's the guy that's shooting you?
Oh, shut up.
I hear a lot of metal.
Where?
Where'd you hear metal from?
Not a mid.
It might be more black than it is.
Oh my god, it is!
It's the fucking three of them.
Wait, where, where, where?
Where, where, where, where, where?
Where, where, where, where?
There pushed me a weapon testing, I think.
Good three.
Come back, come back four.
Go, go, go!
I'm coming, close enough!
Oh my, I think he's a player.
Mine's better.
Take your flashlight.
No, I'm back a weapon testing.
Oh, I'm out of ammo!
I'm dead, bye!
I'm coming down, I'm coming down to see you,
I'm coming down to see you!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
There's people in red.
You ready to run right now?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm in, uh, kill everyone you see.
Killed one.
Killed one.
Nice.
I'm running out of ammo.
It's not good.
Where are you guys?
I'm over here.
I'm by, uh, classroom.
Are you guys my classroom? Oh, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Why is it a thing by?
Okay, I think there's someone in between us
No, that's impossible because I'm right here coachy coachy. Are you in here? Oh, yeah, I hear you
How'd you get in there? But I think there's people in red then
Yes, 100% people from red. Oh, yeah
Get out of there. Okay. How'd you get in there?
He's not in there. He's
It's what he said. No, no, I was my weapon testing at the run for the round demo
There's people in red, let's go get him
You know, I need to grab this armor. Okay, I don't have like any it's all you boss. It's all you okay
Oh
Let's go kill the guys in red. We who be who act ready Asian lady?
We see the helicopter in the elevator
Yeah, someone lost so you'll get up before they take it
You guys sound so loud about me they're probably gone
I
Someone shuffle and kitchen was that you I was a good. Yeah
What I oh I found some lovely treats I
Found some dubious treats over here dubious
We'll get the red that's violent
Redstone calls if you want to hit it.
Unless they're tricking you and it's not available.
Ooh, T-plug.
Where did they call that extract?
I mean, yeah, the power is active, but they didn't call it.
That was under the doozy.
Under rat, under rat.
Yeah, they didn't.
They activated the power, isn't they?
They activated the power, but they didn't.
Do you think actually lad just go down there? I don't think I've heard of it. No, it says call elevator
Well, let's kill him. He's $20,000
It's poop butt
What do I have to fix?
In labs to get this unlocked. It's you do the thing. I have oh, yeah, we should probably do that
Whatever the thing is
I don't know where it's at though.
Oh, there I found it.
I'm going to go down there and kill the guy at the elevator, yeah?
Uh, let me finish this quest first.
I need to search the top of manager's office, search the server room.
Wait, actually we can spawn more Black Division.
Let's do this quest so we can just go straight here.
Yeah, I need to go to the manager's office really quick.
We only have one way to start a Black Card.
We guys do we have a black card use? No. Oh, I forgot my black card
What a real day guy
Wait, is someone running around in the middle? I'm running around. Yeah me
Hey guys, yeah, this isn't even over yet. I'm just one more black bitch. Okay
Wait, please, please, I'm planting something and it takes me 30, I mean, 60 seconds to plant it, so just give me a second.
Just in case if they spawn somewhere else.
Wait, why can't I spawn them? Wait, hold on, wait.
Okay, now you can.
Hey, you can't, you can't co-
Wait.
Wait, where did I press that?
What the fuck, you're in server?
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna die.
Wait, are you?
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die.
I didn't know you were in server?
You got it?
I thought I was planting this thing.
Where is that?
Fuck!
Was that you?
No.
I have...
Dude, I have 19 HP.
Kill her.
Thank God my aim is fucking ass.
She's already too far gone, Closie.
Do it.
Thank God my aim's ass...
She's too far gone, Closie.
Just put her out of her misery.
Do it.
Kill her.
Kill her now.
Please, hit.
Hey, why can't I press your spot?
I'm really hurt.
I must. I don't have any sins for you either.
I didn't know you were-
I got all the heals, I'm good, I'm good.
I know why I can't press your spot in here.
Yeah, it has to be planted in here.
Well, I need to find food.
Not pressable every day.
I have a jar of pickles.
Who wants a jar of pickles?
I have a jar of pickles!
I can get you, Finn.
Should be right under me.
Score!
Oh, guys, I see we're skinned down.
I think we won this raid.
Yeah, but I have to go to managers, though,
to unlock what?
Yeah, we have to go to managers,
and we have to go to the sewage.
Yeah, let's just extract that to it.
But we need to press it early.
Wait, guys, should we have any food?
I'm starving.
Wait, did they make it so the black boxes
don't 100% spawn food anymore?
I think that was never actually a thing.
And if it wasn't, I think it was only on interchange.
It used to be a thing, would they change that?
No.
How's the future go they did?
False.
Oh, okay, yeah, it was false.
That's right.
Oh, front of kitchen, dude.
Yes, I'm a kitchen, I'm a kitchen.
No, okay, okay, they're on the other side of kitchen then.
No.
100%.
I would die.
I would die if that was true.
We're walking.
That's me walking.
No, I promise you that-
It's me, Coachy! Don't shoot, Coachy!
Coachy's trying to kill me like he did Gigi.
No, he just hurt him.
Guys, hey guys, it's me.
It's me, Peanut.
There's plenty of people.
Oh, shit! There is people!
Yes, I have no food. I have no food.
I need food right now.
You don't have any food either.
I need it.
Oh, God, I got two guys. I got two guys.
Oh my god. I am a peanut right now. What's wrong with that? You right here? No. I'm
Hungry yeah, I have no food on my stomachs black. I'm a hungry boy
I will look for food the kids in your luck with that guys
Yeah, I have no food my stomach's black and there's lactogen everywhere
Give a quarter for the vending machine. No wait. I'm on a sepsi
Or a strike a set a sepsi or a strike would go great right now
now. Oh, it sounds bushing. It sounds bushing. Yeah, we're going to die. I'm going to go
ahead and turn around and go to the elevator. All right? Where do I go to my backpack? Is
the way pretty right now? That's me. That's me. That's me. Okay. We're going to go
my backpack. Oh, God, it's in the smoke. Do that. All right, guys, I'm gonna go ahead
and, uh, oh, my God, who shot? Not me. Oh, my God, the black division in basement. What?
We need to go there. We kill him. Kill him. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna go. I have no
ammo. Mm. Is he in violent under desk? Oh, you could think of something. Exposing,
I'm starving to death and I'm thirsty.
I know me too, me too, I am too.
There's no longer anywhere.
My buggy just told me there's a grizzly in Violet.
I'm gonna grab it.
I'm gonna hoard it.
Nobody else can use it.
I don't know where the sewage is.
The sewage?
Yeah.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
Remember, I don't know.
Now this greasy right here.
How long do you think I am?
If I call that, how long do they take to get to me?
Stewart.
Like 30 seconds.
Oh my God, the greasy has 197 on it.
Oh my God.
Oh, I'm fucked, I'm gonna die.
Yep, it's definitely boys.
It's going.
You got any heels?
Are you moving right now?
Wait, are you moving right now?
Are you in red?
Yeah, I'm in red.
I'm in red.
I'm in red.
I can use some heels.
That'd be quite dubious.
Okay.
Oh, that's very nice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, let's leave.
Black crate has food.
Think about it.
Where's Black crate?
They will, uh, unlock this map, right?
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
One day we'll unlock the map, right?
Yeah, one day we'll unlock the map, yeah.
Gym bag might have food.
No, no, oh god, we only have four minutes.
Oh my goodness, we gotta get out of here.
What are we doing?
Are we wackadoodles?
We need to get out of here.
Yeah, I'm walking in.
We're wackadoodles.
Are we wackadoodles?
We gotta get out of here, guys.
ASAP.
Excuse the, what are we doing here?
You wanna call it?
What are you doing in here guys? Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna call, I'm gonna call, this is me walking around the corner of the main.
Hey, hello.
Hey.
Where are you?
Hello.
Yeah, there's a, I turned the corner over there and there was full black division staring at me.
Wait, am I safe to walk this way then?
Yeah.
Uh, yes, yes, yes.
That's the way I came.
Let me see you activate the elevator.
The elevator is open, peanut.
Well, I'm a coming I'm coming I hear you guys bust you over there
I co-location
Thank you. Oh, yeah, oh god. Oh god the slapdrake was amazing
terrible
Wait for me guys wait for me, sonny
You young ins always on your ipads and your iPhones
Wait for me, youngins!
Just gotta look around.
Really enjoy the nature.
Please get in here.
Now really look around.
See all the beautiful sides.
Ah, it's beautiful.
It's beautiful out here.
Okay, see you peanut!
Alright, hit it!
Take that!
I'm not gonna lie, I'm surprised all three of us survived that.
That was pretty good raid, that was a pretty good raid right there.
We did pretty good.
We did pretty good.
We did pretty good.
I have 15,000 XP, I killed Edoft Hitler.
I killed two players in the skillet.
You're welcome, world.
I drink more often and get drunk while I'm drinking.
Just stealing my part.
Yeah, very good.
Just stealing my part.
You're welcome.
I don't know.
You're welcome.
You are welcome.
I got a couple goodies.
I got a couple goodies.
You know, this and that.
This and that.
Um
There's no way we just survived that I was lucky to draw we didn't even do the quest why did you guys do the question like a hundred hours
What the hell?
There's we had to run down to the bottom
Yeah, why'd you do that?
We have time
Yeah, plenty of time
Time yeah plenty of time
time. That's funny. Time. Thank you,
thank you. Alright, listen. Alright,
since close is obviously stupid, we
will go back to the labs and
get it. I don't have anymore.
Hmm. Well,
I'm laughing. I'm laughing. God,
give me more BD keys or no? Nope. I have one. That'll happen. That'll happen. Okay, new plan.
New plan alert. New plan alert. Okay. Um, we, well, hold on, we scaven the streets.
And get your labs key card.
Wait, why wouldn't we play a PNC, get a labs key card from the boss, bring extra ammo, and
then transit to labs?
Which boss?
Um, want it?
Um, well hold on, wait a second, wait, are you sure these should be scabs?
We could just scab and do it.
No, it's too scab.
I think the boss does have key cards.
No, he rarely has a key card.
Rarely.
It also is 2 AM.
Guys, hop in here, guys.
We're riding.
We're going in.
Hop in.
Now it's like a plan.
Come on in BigBigBiz.com.
You got to reach it.
BigBigBiz.com.
Come on in.
We got to re-queue it.
OK, gotcha.
You listen up, Yuli and Ova Sabazha.
You're not going to talk to LaYova Potosia and like that.
We can't ready up.
We can't ready up.
We can't ready up.
I don't know.
You tried harder.
Is it worth now?
No.
I'm going to kick you guys.
You guys are no longer part of my team.
Oh, I can't kick you guys.
Wait.
Well, I left the group.
Wait, wait, leave the group, leave the group.
Wait, I mean, my G.I.P., you might be bugged.
Um, no.
I wear, I, I, no, the government has no idea what I say in my private time.
I'm not getting those in my...
Okay, I, okay, I think close, he's bugged, but I'll restart my game.
Wait, did you get the invite?
No
So how would I think it's close it's close you're
You're not he's my boss. He's my yeah, I just gotta see something close. He's my clothes. He's mine
Did you get that invite?
Yes
It was close. Y'all. I knew it. Oh me and ginger. I knew it. I knew it. Thank you for good for me, Mr.
I'm off again.
Close you rooted.
Close you rooted. Close you soiled it.
Close you pooped my pants last Tuesday.
I did.
Yeah.
I was pissed.
I was so pissed.
I'm loading back up.
I'm loading back up.
Hmm.
Hmm.
We ever figure out how to fix it?
I'm like nice and saying that he pays her to be there cuz think about really see like once it was
I'm pretty sure she's real. I've talked to her before.
Peanut, what does he pay you to talk with?
12 hours a day drinking voodoo rangers, eating big bags.
Do we know your girlfriend's real?
She's real! She's real! She's real!
I'm gonna admit, Peanut's girlfriend too. She's real.
No, she isn't. She's lying.
How much does Peanut bear?
$50.
This seems like a lot.
Let's run.
It's not Gary!
Dude, she's real!
This goes to the school, but I promise, I swear.
Me and my two guys, I'm tired, there's no way,
there's no way, there's no way anyone loves me.
You love me?
My mom loves me.
Wait, Jiggy, wait, did I invite Jiggy?
I'm inviting, close it out.
How do we start my game just to make sure?
What are we doing? Are we scabbing?
We're scabbing, we're scabbing into the thing.
Alright.
You know, what's your KD?
KD is...
2.6.
What?
What?
Holy shit!
Yeah
Not a lot
Excuse me a lot of guys
Like the bug leader right here. Okay, he's Katie's 1.3 and he has survived 130
1.39 1.39
No, it's not go look at go look it's right there 1.39. I see it. No, it's not it's 1.31
It says 1.39 in my screen. Yeah close it out real wait all I see you're on the right
I'm on the actual Katie on the left side. What would you like?
Wait, is it Katie on the left side? Yeah, look look at the top right where my character is. Oh shit. Okay. Okay
One way for it round it
Nice, that's actually really fucking good. Please. Well, Gigi, what's your Katie, huh?
Well, it was a five Katie before I started playing with you and I went down to a
a 1.6 no no that's just because you're hiding voices and rat and Genji I bet
shit I bet you know what I can prove it I bet you my I have more PVC kills than
you do oh you 100% do yeah right I do damn right perfect yeah yeah yeah yeah
I do.
We're cooking boys, we're cooking.
But you also play like double the raids as me because you die a lot.
I don't know if that math had a job.
If I die a lot, I would be getting a lot of kills.
No, you get a lot of kills, but you also die.
I'm never dying.
If you scream, I'm going in, kill two people and then until you die.
I'm not saying like that's a bad thing to do.
I've never screamed, quote, I'm going in.
I've never heard that before, no.
What I'm going in have you ever heard that phrase before what is this guy talking about?
He's off the deep end. He's off the deep end guys. Oh
What next huh? What what is the New York?
Financier is he real is he really on an island sir, buddy?
Yeah, I really killed 128 people
I'm at 215 I'm at 215
Hmm. Yeah, I've not killed as many of you, but
You also get stream time. I
Do I do get stream time?
Guys, I tell you listen nobody believes you when I but I'm playing offline. I do literally ten times better
I do ten times better. I almost never die when I'm off stream. It is true. I've seen it
I've seen it chat. It's true. Nobody believes me. No one believes me guys. I swear. I promise. I
promise
Back in the day, I swear me you an officer would live almost every race
and then
Yeah, I was you guys where the main hours is so good
Okay, I got it now
Here we go
me to say that I did don't listen to her
All right, but we did read it's my be all right lock-in voice lock
My man
well for food situations poppy?
We don't need that.
That's stupid talk.
That's stupid talk.
That's silly talk.
That's silly talk.
Now look what!
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh. There we go. Let's run. I'm Mr. Smitty. I'm opening
It's a wicked man! Good, a man!
Thank you, my boy, for your change, my boy!
Thank you, Mrs. Mini, for your change, brother.
Why is it nighttime? Who fucked up?
What's going on?
That's what I said.
I'm still in loading stream.
That's because you got a hamster to pee as you and an empty lot of the juice.
I'm going over here.
Guys, gather up.
I'll be giving you guys your new aliases.
Oh, I can't speak.
That's fine.
You'll be whatever aliens you have here, it'll be mute.
Cozy Reilly, Cozy, Cozy Reilly.
He's not in the game yet.
I am 90 percent.
It was good I had, it was good I had.
It was quicker.
I'm 90 percent.
i hear footsteps but i still don't see anything
still don't see anything but i hear footsteps
so you shoot right close to you
okay i literally hear that
hopefully he's dead
sounds like it's right next to my fucking ear
Maybe well without was he whatever you're ready
I'm no nervous
I made where I'm second for construction come down come down. Okay
Okay, all right, here's our Elyse's.
Okay.
Well, it's nighttime.
You're Roberta.
You run a bakery in Ohio.
In Ohio.
In Ohio.
In Ohio.
And people secretly think you're racist, but you're not.
Okay.
You're Gellano.
You're traveling Apple and Pear Salesman.
I am Fon Julio. I am really fast.
Alright, Team Brett! Come on, gang!
There's no way you're gonna remember that.
I'll remember. I'll remember.
I'll remember.
Oh my god, it's dark as shit and raining.
No, it's okay. No, it's not because we have nine minutes left. Are you serious? Are you
joking? Why did you shoot? I don't know. It was an accident. I'm going to go into command
please. What's going on? Yeah, I'm going to do again. Oh, yeah, Mr. virus. Okay,
bosses here guys we did negative rep for killing the boss yes we do well we just
killed come on guys we just kill with how bad is it all these guys run after us
how much rep do we lose a lot I really care about scabs right are they are
they dead on the thing they should be shooting at us no he's alive he's right
Yeah, he's very much that I'm sure you live
Yeah, but sometimes they bug out on those things and died
Uh, yeah, I know I see you on this guy. No, that's not combined
Okay
Okay
All right, okay, okay, oh she got me killed
I
Pissed off the town's people and for some reason they all turned to me and shot me in the face
Not really sure why
I got killed in my armpit
Okay, we run a PMC on streets. That's the plan. We go right to come on. We kill him. Mm-hmm
Exactly exactly
Guys
I'm gonna get a feeling about this red. I've got a good feeling about this rain guys
I've got a good feeling call me fun Julio the guy that's really fast
Because I got a I got a really good feeling about this rain. I lock it in lock it in
Up on it boys
Well, it's true. It's your Genji. This is this is she
No, no keys. No keys. No keys.
I just bought my dream car.
Pia up.
But there's a nation's foul.
Gatti, you would fit in great with our crew.
I'm far too early.
Oh, that's.
What was your name again?
I was far too early.
Oh, you were.
With someone else.
I was Roberta.
You were Roberta.
Who is Coachy?
Who is Coachy?
Jolano!
Jolano!
Jolano, Roberta, and Fon Julio!
You would fit in great with this group!
Mm-mm.
Oh.
That would have worked too.
It wasn't for those meddling kids.
Oh.
Damn it.
Damn it.
I'm telling you, listen, Coachy, we could have gotten wretch with that scheme.
All we had to do was find a real guy, and we'd say, I'm Fon Julio.
I'm very fast.
And then what we do is all three of us would line up like we're in al-Qaeda and
firing squad him with every bullet in our magazine until he is unrecognizable to the authorities and
Then we'd steal his stuff. It's the simplest plan. It's genius
Sorry.
I'd probably be in the rain by now.
I fucking hope not.
Okay.
Well, that's how you feel, then.
You guys, we have around 72 weeks until the scout is left.
Hey, there's a quest here
What's the left this guy this guy
Or maybe not I don't know
I'm not.
Mr. Equinade.
Alright, come on, gang.
Let's ride.
That's
that's
I'm muted.
So
My shot though guys shot that was I mean guys I mean all can admit that was a
Also be running right next to you
Guys I
Live in calm
I don't love you that
You literally saw me run in there, brother.
Sorry, Gigi.
Sorry.
Well, you were muted, all right?
Okay.
I think we're all a little in fault for that one.
I think we're all a little in fault for that one.
What do you mean, all?
I was muted, to be fair.
I was saying, I said it was you.
I was running right next to you guys the whole time, right there.
All right.
Let's get out of here.
Stop saying you guys.
Yeah, it's all of our fault, Gigi.
Of course he's not accepted. Not accepted, of course he's not accepted.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, though that was my fault.
Sorry, did you buy bad money?
Sorry.
Sorry.
That's how Pina gets PNC kills and Genji KD tanks.
That's right, that's right.
Plus one, Yao Ming, plus one.
Yao Ming.
I mean, at least that, at least that.
Okay.
This is scavenging.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, god.
Gotcha!
I think it's right over at the sewer crash site. No, we gave it we gave it's house
Well, yeah, isn't that behind it by the construction?
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh, good heavens. Oh, goodness. Oh, help me die right
now I hope we die right now well you owe me a million dollar kid a potato oh my
god right is it yes in construction how you gonna know you left from your
of the answers. Come on. Is that, that's the person right here. That's the person right
here for sure. Hello? Oh, he's crushing me. He's crushing me. What? No, no, that's a player.
A pop. Hey, I see a player. Where are you running right now? Holy crap. Am I the
I might be the best!
I might be the best!
He's up there.
Did you see that?
There is a player on second floor.
Did you see that? I just stood on a P.M. Sylvie in one shot!
Oh my goodness.
Maybe was he not shooting?
No, there's a hundred percent.
Got him!
I got him!
Oh my penis tonight baby come and suck my penis suck it all night baby come and suck my penis
Well, I killed two guys. I've done my part
I don't know
Oh
50-50 sides a
That's not then there is a PMC of the work looks he's saying he's pretty good shot
Wait three three actually what's three? Oh
Yeah, I feel three PMC's friend
Okay, you keep you cut a guy with a tank helmet on that doesn't even count take out
We'll be ready to TV out where the food is go by
Couch there is people over there. Oh, yeah, she's fit and she's either fool. Yeah, right now. What do you mean?
me oh my gosh
Every sneaky
Hey, was that a new that's captain's agri-a that's got to not agri-a. He's what back here. Yeah, then
Are you sure?
It's your left it was his guy
We were easy
We were this guy pretty sure it was a scab
We were is this
We were is he?
Wait, where is this guy?
Wait, where is he?
Where all I where is this guy?
Where's that? Where is he?
Are you okay?
Wait, where are you going?
Oh, that's not the exit. That is not the exit.
Yeah.
You guys said there he is!
No way! I've never known that!
Oh my God!
He can go the way of the back wall!
Holy dingroo!
Hey, hold on. Wait, I have to read something.
Mods don't delete anything on twins.
Jinji's channel banned me. I take that as a badge of honor against grifters who ignore the deaths of
American German Australians and anyone else fighting against Russia
What is an American German Australian?
Is that a real thing is no way that's there's no way that's a real thing
That's like three places. That's like three guys
It's about three separate guys!
Excellent, right, gentlemen? Excellent, right?
There's no way there's anything... American, German, Australian.
Dude, please let me... yeah, please let me... dude.
Am I right or am I right? Is that a real thing or not?
I have no idea.
There's no way that's real. There's no way that's a real thing. There's no way out.
What's his name?
Mr. Worldwide.
What's his name?
If I take his name, will you look at his previous chat?
Yeah, I'm too.
We're going to get to the bottom of this.
Oh no!
It went away. Damn it!
It went away.
No!
Can you type again?
Which, um...
Nikita funds 7 1 5 sociopaths
Boy, I sure hope this game doesn't have any reference references to private military groups and
and talked about Ukrainian's and then he put some media player thing in my chat.
I actually spoke to Zelensky last week and he said thank you for your service sir.
You're making a big difference. You're making a big change.
I actually was having a chit chat with Zelensky from UK yesterday and he was saying thank you sir for what you're doing.
What is wrong with people? You're writing a fucking video game for you.
No one is talking about any of that, sir!
You're watching a stream of a video game! None of that is any relevance!
Hmm... Hmm...
Maybe he's the psychopath.
No, he's making a big difference
He's making a big difference. Oh
Big difference very big difference. He's that's motion. That's motion
Are you ready? Yeah, hmm. What do I need folksy?
He has your rig. I have your gun your backpack and everything that was in your pockets
Wait, do you have her helmet and everything?
Uh, B?
Oh.
you
you
you
you
you
I
This time I'm not gonna be muted
We didn't break we didn't break
Disturbing teachers night time again
Did you give me a tan you lock? That's not what I had now. I'm dying. I'm actually dying since I yeah, I thought that's what you had
No, I had a bastion. I'm sorry. I put everything in my stash. I kind of got what was yours
There's a scum there.
Someone's walking out to the fence.
That sounds like a player that's close to us though.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Who did I need a grenade? Did you have a grenade?
Yeah
Yes, I have two
Oh
Oh, let's go around this way. Let's go around the front. Throw a grenade in, yeah?
M-hmm
God, Jesus
Stupid bitch
God, Jesus
We got 50 K to kill that Captain.
We're thank you, Mr. Badger.
Thank you, good sir.
All in a day's work for the bottom.
All in a day's work.
Okay, that guy is going in.
You hear that?
Yeah, that guy's going quick.
We gotta get in there, guys, before he gets to this side.
We're gonna hold us out.
I thought it was smoking the ice over smoke
from ice breakers.
Is that the one in there?
He could.
Come on, James.
He's behind us. He's behind us. Hey, maybe me, maybe me, maybe me, maybe me. I'm
behind. I see a PMC coming. PMC. I see him. I see the bench.
Oh
Are you diddy behind you in this little container right?
We are fine tonight.
We are fine tonight.
Hey, move over.
There's got to be an idea, guys.
That's on top.
It's the snipers.
Watch out for the snipers, peanut.
I'm sure this guy will be back.
Oh my gosh.
He's on the gun again.
That guy's got a 10 backpack.
Oh, shit!
No.
He's the left.
He's not fine.
Pete, we could have went back though.
I thought it was mysterious that his backpack changed.
I thought it was mysterious.
Oh my God. I thought it was a little mysterious that his backpack was different.
Mysterious, right? I mean, mysterious.
Yeah, I mean, what?
Unlap it, unlap it.
He's gonna be right outside the back of our bank.
There's one in that room.
Good work, JD!
There's one more outside, uh, back there to the left.
What?
Actually, there's, uh, there's sex in the middle.
No, I just got sniped in the chest, so...
I
You're the shacks in the middle those houses in the middle over there. Yeah, right. We're looking he's on the left side
I kill his place. We find a loop them. I see him. I see him. I cut them. I cut them. I cut them kill
Did you kill
Oh my god
Yeah
I don't remember having a tan, you thought.
Do you use to have a tan backpack?
Hey, that's you.
Something is mysterious.
Hey, is that yours?
No, no, no.
Something is mysterious.
That's not mine.
That's...
Oh, he's...they're at this, uh...
I had a tan, you locked door, I gave that to Jiggy.
Wait.
Did I have a tan?
Oh, there's just so many of them.
I'm penis...I'm penis body.
I'm penis body.
I do what I do, that wasn't the guy.
He's in target.
Yeah.
Wait, where are you?
Am I dead by?
I'm a city boy.
Does that make you his owner?
Kill me, what do you say?
I'm looking over here.
How does that make any sense?
What are you talking about?
Are you smoking?
I got a crock out your ass.
What are you talking about?
Are you fucking high?
What is even me?
What is that even me?
Break down for me.
What that could possibly mean?
Hmm
No, it makes sense
You know what now that I think about it, buddy now that I think about it
Oh, you know what actually now that I think about it. Oh, you know what now that I think about it
No, it doesn't you said he's in tarbanks now. No, it doesn't make no sense at all
Wow.
Yeah, put it like that, I didn't put it like that.
I'm gonna inspect over there.
What?
How did this guy know?
Psst.
What?
Hi.
What?
What was that?
What about that grenade?
It's a mace burning.
No, that's me.
No, no, that's not me.
I'm passing out.
I'm like right passing out.
Okay.
Where was that grenade though?
You are so good at this game, not.
I need to loot this guy for you else. It wasn't even a combo before not
Playing down dirty. That was one complete sentence. It was a first-time chat. You sir. You sir. Let me tell you something
I'm gonna take
I'm gonna take a pocket knife so I'm gonna cut off four dingle berries between my butt cheeks
Yeah, I'm somewhere. I'm gonna mix them in if you're fruit loose tomorrow. I might be whenever you eat and breakfast
You're gonna think of me buddy. You're gonna think of me. All right
I have no idea where you're getting shot from.
I'll give you a PGA-10, a Chara poop if you kill Clote right now, okay?
No, I'm not going to do that.
I'll give you a PGA 10 Charo Fart, sorry, sorry.
No, I'm not going to do that.
You're not.
Friendly.
Hmm?
In front of me.
It's printed down the same.
Now it's your first edition.
GG. GG. First edition PGA-10 Charifarq.
No, no, no.
I'm still worried about that fucking grenade.
Well, I think it was this guy that I killed.
Right here.
That was the guy you killed, yeah.
I'm right there.
I'm right past that.
That's me right there, cause you see any-
Wait, did I say that?
Oh my gosh.
Is that the Cypress Gap?
This is it is I just saw him up there. There is we see where's this guy right here they added them
You saw that glitch window at the top of that building to the left where you can see out of it
We can't see back in I
Don't what which window is that the window that closely directly facing
the middle
fuck hitting me
that's all of the game
are you sure it's a scab shooting us?
yeah I think so
get pieces 9 of limited edition level 100 tarot fuck
I will it'll be on the peanut mid-store phase don't you worry
don't you worry boss don't
go left
Why see him?
He hears you.
Oh, it's just a scab.
There's us! We run the big speed for a second and you see that?
It's our big appearance! It's our big appearance! We made it!
Hooray!
He's God if you're real, but a giant, Brawlik man, I mean, five I made one in the bank with
Cluccy.
He's here.
He's 100% here.
I shut the door.
Now it's open.
A clue.
There's a mystery effect.
Solve that mystery, Cluccy.
There's Clue, the ceiling isn't made of jello.
Oh
My gosh
Break with a break isn't break with a break
That door's not gonna be open
Yeah, why do you wink or close your eyes a lot you have Tourette's I could I could or
Or it could be the blinding,
you spanked?
Five billion fuck bolts of light going in my eyes,
eight hours a day, six days a week.
Could be that too.
Are you okay?
Could be that as well.
The team inside Caban.
Which ever one, obviously you pick one.
You pick one.
I didn't finish it.
My treat, my treat is for you big man.
I think your team inside Caban, do you loot P?
I did.
Okay, I think the team inside Caban died.
Yeah, I think they did, too.
I just had a glass of dinner with my wife.
How many people did we kill over?
You have a you have all their shit, right?
I could one peanut killed one, you killed one and then peanut.
These are flux and a blue screen filter, but the eyes
till you get I got I've got it's.
I want to describe it's not just the screens.
I've got lights.
just fucking me 247 I'm surprised I can still see lucky thank you thank you thank you
let's get out I'm trying killing fatbush no I should kill fatbush 100%
100% I should definitely get out with peanut stuff
No kill on Fappitch?
No kill on Fappitch?
I think I should leave.
Go kill Fappitch, go kill Fappitch.
I had to take Ben's...
Lucy, this is your moment.
...so so heavy.
Lucy.
I mean you can go kill him if you want.
Lucy, everybody talks behind your back and says that you're nothing.
This is your moment to prove them wrong.
I
Fuck was that a player
No, that might be a player's time because he didn't boy
Here's a player scav, you can go in.
That's why you shot.
That's what Peanut said.
Now that's just a regular AI scav that you hear.
Oh gee, this is not the national championships.
It's an AI scav.
Just kill him.
Okay.
Oh, what the hell?
He almost just took your top bomb.
He almost just took your top bomb.
What the fuck?
Whoa
Okay, I'm getting out kid
You did see down the fat man or no
Shit, I can I peek it from this window or no? I I never do
Okay, how do I do?
And then you get him I don't have any more grenades boss
No, no, they will throw a need at you and kill you in there. No, you're fine. That's me
They won't kill you close to your batter
different
Once you get in there, so is boss you have an aid on you
Don't forget that oh my gosh
The guy on that gun right there. They're both you get in there. I killed see if he has needs on him
Hey, who's this guy?
Yo, why do you need more literally I killed by the way you might have names
Who's this guy I killed him who she we used up Billy died right and go there and kill that fat bitch
And that guy has four bullets in his helmet
Oh
I should never done another one
We calm calm calm tell him oh
You're crazy girl. You're crazy. What is happening you have a heavy blade
I know you don't
Right I do
Tom's I think you have enough of that slay with a fix hat
does a second too late Mr. Gloves he says a second too late
ooh that'll happen that'll happen
alright well I'm not killing the fat man I'm losing these guys a fucking heap of it
yeah here's what I saw it
yeah I did too
why didn't you cancel your service? what?
He didn't it's a glitch. Oh my god. It shows blocked still it's is there
The glitch with the cameras
I've been holding a piss for an hour and a half, and now I get out of there close here,
Oh my gosh, he's gonna explode.
Oh, he's just got, he's gonna take his stuff,
cause he's gonna take his stuff.
Oh, that was that guy from earlier.
He's been waiting for his chance.
Damn it, Cozy.
Good aim.
That might be a player's gap.
He's running all weird.
Oh, I'm muted. That's I said that I have to be I can't hold anymore God speed
God speed I can't hold it
What's this gun nl 545
That uses that other ammo, I think. I'm pretty sure it's pretty good.
Hi. I'm a leave.
That was a lot of ammo for an AI scab.
Fuck'em.
Dude, that scared the shit out of me.
I'm leaving don't worry take your time take your time no I'm leaving don't worry
Thank you
Glue horse
Hey
It's kind of who didn't watch you watch yourself
We need to go away. Oh take your time close you take your time
She want to do a couple more laps around the building
You know how many times today I just died
Yes, it was hilarious. Ah my death was sad and tragic
Not cool not buddy my last two bags and then I like a wonderful bag
I'm telling you that was the easiest kill of my life
And if I didn't have the extra voodoo Ranger earlier, you know, it's coming down. I would have got him so in reality
It's your fault
Well, how many players caps are on this map that's just the ice
That's got to be much.
All right, maybe.
Take your time, go ahead and take your time.
Holy shit.
I'm leaving.
That guy's gotta be stuck!
That guy has to be stuck!
I have like four guts.
fuck off!
I'm out of ammo!
one cap!
I'm out of ammo.
One tap.
BOOTY FUCKING LEAVE!
I don't know how to get out of this map!
You walk out of the fucking door!
Oh my god!
Fine!
Thank you!
Holy crap!
Holy crap!
Listen man, you're the one that WQC crossed the fucking map when Fat Man's up!
Oh my dingle. Oh my dingle. What's going on? Nope. Double tap-oh. Oh fuck. Is that a player?
Yeah he was. Oh god, we're back inside again. Oh god. I have to double tap-oh.
Damage house, damage house, sewer river.
Hey, would you want to go straight out that door
and go straight across the speed, and then take a ride?
Right where you looking?
Keep running for a long, long time.
Don't stop for hot wings.
And I don't really.
You see that?
car over there do you ride the tommy shoot it want to shoot it shoot it once it'll
grant you three wishes
oh no no no no go back inside you don't want to check your bag outside why oh
no it's like you don't want to double tap all outside while you're walking you
I'm gonna go inside and take it back real quick.
Where am I going?
Right there, right where you looking. Keep going.
Keep going.
I quit when this match came out.
I hate you. I hate you.
I just want you to do that. I hate you.
Fuck you.
I'm ordering a burger right now.
I hope you die from that.
I
Died oh, she was right next to you real person
I'm good boys. You're not looking good.
Oh, what do you do?
You doing good?
You doing good?
You shooting your smudger?
Yeah.
I
Incredible wow how does he do it?
Wow
I don't know how he found you, Closie.
He's not giving him enough time to study a bunch of maps of the map, raise an army,
move north toward you, set up a positioning, have an army on the flank, win the war, set up a country,
set up infrastructure.
How much time did you have to find your dad?
You still haven't found him.
Okay.
The pipe down over there, okay?
That's unfair. That's unfair. That takes a lot longer. He's hiding. He's hiding. He's hiding. He's hiding. He's hiding in the shadows.
I will find him one day. I will find him one day.
I hope so. It's right here. May just clock you. May just clock you.
Damn it. Damn it.
Egg slid raid, egg slid raid!
Wow, wow. Wooo weee!
Good work out there, Clogsy. Great work!
Thank you, thank you. Time to play? One more?
No, absolutely fucking not. I'm getting off, I'm starving. I'm starving! I'm getting off!
I have your whole kit though.
Well, keep it.
Thanks for the nice kids. No problemo. No problemo probably live longer. You didn't die
No, I got out. Yeah, she loves to salute. Oh gee how?
Did Genji leave 20 minutes ago?
Because you called me a pussy if I ain't gonna kill the fat guy. Oh my god. Oh
Oh, yeah, you said you said you're fucking pussy good to the fact that I yeah, I got W. Keen
All right good night guys, I'm hungry. I'm
Okay
See you later. Thanks. You later guys
All right boys. I'm getting up
I'm gonna eat a succulent tasty burger. Oh
It's gonna be fantastic it is gonna be fantastic one more now I
Don't think so
Good night everybody. I'll see you boys tomorrow. I don't know what tomorrow holds. None of us
No, it's about home. What the war dogs. Can we play war dogs this weekend? We guys it's Friday, right?
Okay, what time is it on Friday that it comes out?
Oh, I cannot wait.
I'm probably gonna do an early stream for that one.
I'm probably gonna do a long early stream for that one.
What time is it about Friday?
Do you guys remember it?
Hmm.
It was, well, PM EST.
What is that like regular people time?
Hmm.
What's?
11?
Okay, 11.
11? I don't know if I'll sleep at 11. Oh, that sounds dastardly. Oh, that sounds dastardly.
You like toopium?
That sounds like a reasonable time. That's a reasonable...
You're a fucking idiot. That's not very good.
Okay, well if your plan was to hurt me, congratulations. You've hurt me deeply.
Congratulations. I hope, well, you know what? You know what?
You know, I hope your dog poops in your mouth while you sleep tonight.
I hope he crawls up there and he sits in your mouth. Fuck you. Good night everybody!
Good night gang! Have a good night everybody! Good night now gang! Have a good night!
Good night everybody! Good night now gang! Have a good night now! Good night now everybody!
Have a good night everybody! Rest up now! Rest easy! Have a good night everybody!
Good night now gang! Have a good night now! Good night now everybody! Have a good night!
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night gang good night everybody good night everybody good night now good
night now gang have a good night everybody good night now gang good
Good night! Have a good night everybody! Good night! Sleep tight and DO NOT!
MAKE THE BEDBUNKS FUCK YOUR ASS!
GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT! GET OUT!
FORCE TO LATE! GET OUT!
I'm gonna clean the streets face to face to make it burn the diary and the toilet!