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BACK TO THE RUST BELT | !Subway X ARC RAIDERS - Fuel The Raid #ad | Cloakzy X Peanut | #BUNGULATE
08-20-2026 · 9h 16m
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RIDE BACK! GO!
How are you, Bungalows of the Spine, Dickman Thursday, gentlemen?
Let's back to the Rust mount we returned to dominate and conquer.
Easy, simple, and supple elementary, even elementary.
and beside me is Ark Professional 7.3KD,
only 213 deaths out of his 20,000 games.
The Demon of Ark Rain is Mr. Kulukai!
Hey, I'm gonna be so...
I'm gonna be so washed.
That will be fine.
We'll be fine.
We'll run into single dads
to play it on the controllers.
Wait, are you close?
You used to be an invite?
Yes.
Okay, just double check it, wait.
Oh, Drakk!
Oh yeah, I've got to play with fucking Drakk.
Yay!
Oh, shit.
We're playing with heckin' Drakk.
Oh, I mean, heckin' Drakk.
I mean, heckin' Drakk.
Yeah.
Now, don't you go anywhere.
Don't you, I mean, heckin' Drakk.
Sorry.
We're playing with heckin' Drakk.
Darn, I forgot.
Silly me, we're playing with Hec and Drac.
Darn it.
Hec and Drac.
Darn it.
Silly?
That was silly me.
Silly me.
Silly you.
Silly you.
Silly me.
Welcome in Mr. Drac.
How are you on this fine day?
Hey Drac.
Silly?
It's very silly.
Very silly of me.
Now guys, where do I get my subway outfits?
Okay, I want the subway drip.
Customize. Yeah. I don't see customize. We customize. It actually looks sick. Okay. You press Raider at the top. They customize.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's like three, right?
We have one right now. And then next week we get the other one. It's like a week by week thing.
Wait, no, I'm okay. Wait, no, I have three. I put three codes in. I put three codes in.
Oh, you put all three in right away?
I
Is it
Is I'm only seeing one way. Hold on. I was surely what wait isn't this way. Hold on
Should we be green?
You're gonna wait wait wait wait they go they should be a picture of what?
Hold on. Let me hold on. They see me a picture. Give me a second. Give me a second. Where where's the picture at?
Hold on.
What?
This kid is actually fire.
I'm trying to find the best one.
Hold on.
Here it is.
Hold on.
So there's that one.
Which one do I have on right now?
I've got the...
Wait.
This doesn't look like any of them.
Hold on.
Wait.
The main one.
The big one.
Oh, the one at the top.
Oh, yeah, how do I get the one, the three on the bottom?
How do we think?
No, no, no, I put in all three codes.
Wait, hold on, wait a second.
No, I put in all three codes, hold on.
No, that's not it, hold on.
Oh, okay, hold on, wait a second.
That guy looks pretty cool.
Closey, wait, closey, wait myself, wait, I'm fresh!
He's on his top three in!
Oh, I see what you mean.
Oh, okay.
Okay, all right, so I don't get the other ones
like a week or something?
Yes.
Oh, that makes sense.
If this one, and then next week, another one comes out
and it gives you two different weapons
and then another one comes out
and then two different weapons
and another one comes out and it's two different weapons.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
You know what I got right here?
Boxy?
I, my subway's not there yet.
You get it?
Boxy, you know what I got right here, buddy?
What?
Fucking subway salons.
What'd you get?
I've got that, heckin' Subway sandwich.
Heckin' Subway sandwich.
Heckin' Subway sandwich.
Hold on now, hold on now.
I've got what I got.
It was like a BLT but more advanced.
Like an American, all-American maybe?
Is that said right?
Is it all-American?
Oh yeah.
I'll put it in my mouth.
Put it in my mouth.
We did so jolly, Bogey.
You're so jealous. You're so jealous.
Wait, how's this bitch have the subway outfits?
How's Jack have the subway outfits?
No, fuck Jack.
He doesn't deserve the subway outfits.
I mean, heck, we have codes to give away.
Well, heck, to the stream.
Jack, only we get the subway outfits.
Well, now what? What are you gonna do?
You gonna take it from me?
I'm going to hack you in your butt.
Don't touch my butt.
Guys.
Die.
No, there you go.
Oh, you're about to hack you in your butt so hard.
Oh, dude.
Don't hack my butt.
Oh, God.
Oh, goodness.
By the way, how do I change servers?
Oh, I remember.
I remember.
Okay.
Okay.
Everybody hide your screens.
Hide your screens.
We don't.
Hide your screens.
I can't believe anything.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Wait a second.
Oh.
Hmm.
Wait, all right.
Can you bring me a blue comp?
Wait, oh, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, I see unhide you.
I got a blue kid.
I got a blue kid.
I got a blue kid.
I'm actually stacked.
I'm actually stacked.
Yeah, why do you have 400k?
He didn't reset his thing. No, no you guys I got Bob. I have 309 out of 304. I've got Bobcats. I've got I've got ten
reset. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Yeah, I
Reset so I am poor
Well, that sucks for you buddy. I'm gonna bring a Bobcat in before. What did you get? What did you get from somebody?
I use the American the all-American
The is that what's called the American the Americano. I don't know something like that
Um, right?
Is that, no, I think it's called the American.
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Wait, no, the all-American.
That's right.
Got the all-American.
So something with American in the name.
Um, hmm.
Where do you have mail?
Where?
In your mailbox.
Yeah, I signed out and it was said the last.
I'm gonna beat you.
It said the last 10 cheaters I reported all of them in.
Fantastic.
Cleaning up these streets.
Clean my, heck yeah.
Heck yeah.
Yeah, heckin' darn yeah, heckin' darn yeah,
I cleaned out these streets, that's right.
Did you talk about Spooksy?
Yep.
Oh heck darn yeah, that's what I say.
Okay, well I took this out and I can't put it back
because there's not enough room, perfect.
Okay, hold on, wait a second, hold on.
Just give me one second here.
All right, let me get ready up.
No, no, you give me one.
I'm just saying, you know what?
You give me one darn minute.
Why don't you say it and we're still not in here.
If this fat gentleman, not bitch,
I wasn't gonna say bitch.
That gentleman.
He stopped talking.
I couldn't focus.
She's bringing in two samples.
It's cooked.
I can't put the other one back.
There's not enough room.
This, give me a second.
Hold on, this takes concentration.
You don't understand.
You don't understand.
I'm under a lot of pressure right now.
I'm under a lot of pressure, okay?
I don't have anything to ready up when you just say you had so much I do but I have too much I
Have too much miss you come on. We can't die because I am actually poor
Okay, there we go. Okay. Now. I finally have
Okay, now I just need some ammo. That's it. Okay, then I'm good to go
Was that was that tickle your fancy club see is that good enough for you?
I have nine blue shields. I'm good. Okay. All right. Hold on. Okay. Now. I just gotta get some ammo. Hold on from tired with
Hold on hold on. I'm just getting some ammo from tired with
One second here, it's gotta get a couple pieces of ammo from tired with
Not bad.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
We're lost.
Oh, heck.
I think you mean Hags Muddy?
You mean Hags Muddy?
All right.
OK, now we ride.
Now we ride.
Future games, hide your screens.
Unswifted servers.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
OK, here we go.
Here we go.
Whoo!
Whee!
Whoo!
Hold on now.
Wait a minute now.
Hold on.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait, where are we going?
I don't even know that.
Hey hold on wait why would I let me change the map oh yeah well hold on
we say wait wait you're the wait I'm not the party leader oh shit oh I mean
darn oh no oh God oh
Hmm hmm.
Hmm hmm.
Bird City.
Bird City.
Bird City.
Guys, you guys want to go to Bird City?
Low key, it's kind of popping.
Yeah, Bird City, yeah, Bird City.
Bird City.
Lot of people never had.
Bird City's where it's at.
That's where all the cool guys go.
Let me teach you something.
Let me teach you something.
be just as hot today than I've ever been. Just as hot today than I've ever been. I
will dominate. I will not even die one time tonight. I will not even die one
time. I don't need Fent. My guy's been working out. I've been I've been doing
lots of squats. My thighs are as thick as tree trunks. I don't need
I don't need a fan.
I don't need a fan.
Hmm.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
What about me and my rat family?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Good.
Are we cooking?
Are we cooking?
Are we cooking?
Let me know what we need.
500 walls.
500 walls.
Computer.
500 cigarettes.
Key.
Punch.
Punch.
kind of clarified. Okay. So each code comes with two outfits, the subterranean, which is
what we're wearing. And then one of the three variants. Each week, there are three codes
and all four outfits are available instantly. The only thing that changes per week is the
rewards you get in game. So like one one week, you say those those four outfits are variants
of the same outfit. That's why I didn't see them in seven categories. Oh, God. Okay.
That makes sense. There's separate variants.
I want to do the guy in the middle of the guy, look he's in a ghillie suit.
Okay, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Okay, okay, I'll change when we get back.
I'll change when we get back.
Ah, Mr. Cozy, Mr. Cozy, what server do you have us on right now?
Okay, so let me tell you, they changed it, so every single time you change servers,
The map conditions are server-based.
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That's all roll those dives all roll those dives. Oh
My goodness, they're cozy be honest. I look jiffy or one fellow. Do I do a jibby my subway trip?
Yeah, you look good. Yeah, I look good. I look good. I look good
You tell me something right now. You look way better than normal. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Normally you're hard to look at but I can actually look at you now. Well, that's not very kind to say
That's not very kind to say. That's not a very kind thing to say
Right state focus was safe
We say is it the major let's go
kill him yeah we got that easy I got a rid of game with a hundred cheesy shots
you can take about easy yeah
Born Angel 500 bullets
The classic
The classic
In front of you
Works every time boys works every time the code said not I'm fine. It's fine. It's a fake code
I got I killed those two by the way. They're funny. They're funny. Two points. Yeah, I'll make
two points. Yeah, I'll make for me.
I'm on four kills so far.
The track is getting absolutely gaped by a rocket.
I see what I see what I do what I do what I do what
These are not the single dads from the board these are not the
He revived me!
Then he killed me!
Don't get me!
Yes!
Where are you, bro?
Right here!
Oh, God!
Go and act this friend.
Go and act this friend.
Damn it!
I don't think they'll let me already!
No, she doesn't stream sniping!
Oh
Cozy cozy those are stream ciphers
Yeah, I remember nasty names
Wait hold on
Hey, cozy
Cozy cozy
Why cozy cozy those are stream ciphers
Can you see how far that guy slid
Is that the new perk?
No, no, what is it then?
Hi Bobby got it
First you go to you might want to give me the lobby leader I I'm decent in a band the stream members
Yeah, why showed a code then swap codes
Okay, what does that mean I showed I showed I showed a day then hated it then swap maps
Oh my god, dude, a stream seven would never be able to figure that out. Oh nice
Back out
Those guys were crazy
he's a nut that is not that is not tim uh uh regional manager of the accounting department
down at the h&r block okay that is that is uh that is that's derrick that is derrick 19-year-old
video game prodigy he's taken a year off a year break from high school to college and his a sole
objective is to be the best video game player this world has ever seen okay that's who we're
see it that's who that was Jesus Christ wait maybe it's a crack leader why
would we make track leader by the way that was a completely new team ever
what no peanuts actually like weirdly good at like swapping servers and all
that thank you thank you thank you talking to LeBron James of Arc
Raiders here buddy all right I mean just a server though it'll be my
I'm here you go use your invite
Okay, you gotta hit my screen
There you go, I bought it by top on in
Okay, okay, okay, all right, I'm setting up a kid
Is it but Tina good. I thought it was it nerfed or bought
Now it was no it's okay. Wait a hiding screen hiding screen. Okay. Okay. Yeah, hide you see I gotta make a kid real quick
Yeah, I'm in the tempest. Yeah, I'm feeling
Astrid Lee oh it's Bob. It's Bob the barely I'm feeling fast. It looks I'm feeling the bastard Lane
Wait, even tempest my subways outside hold on
I'm talking to both of you. I've got like a hundred difference. I'm good. I'm actually, I'm not even joking jack. I'm stacked to the teeth
I'm stuck to the teeth. Wow. I don't know
I have literally do like like if a developer was to spawn in an inventory of the best stuff
It would be this inventory and I'm not even joking
I'm not this is ain't this is it's not though this you can take my old bars
I got this but if there was to be a depth spondent inventory this should be a depth spondent inventory
Oh, that's that's for this shit. I do the explanation. Yeah, so I'm stacked. I'm stacked
And let me get a couple goodies couple goodies
I'm gonna get some bombs in and some bandages
and some of these and some and some and some of these and some of these and and
and
and
Oh, I need some fencing now.
I need some, I need some Capri Sun in a mile.
There we go.
I think that's right. We can't say that.
We can't say that in a mile.
No, we can't say that. We can't say that.
Oh
All right, here we go
We're getting 240 medium ammo. We're not being stopped this time
This this is our moment. This is our moment. We will take over the world
You might need no, it's okay. It'll be fun. Let me put what do I need what do I need repair?
I'll say many more ammo. But no 240 split. We know you think 240 will work
She might even get about five shots done crawling around looking for quarters
I'll get 80 more just to be safe. I'll get 80 more just to be safe. That's fair
That's fair. We'll do it. We'll do 80 more. We'll do 80 more. There we go. And
Then we hold up. I also got to repair my gun, but I don't wait. Hold on
Means I got to scrap one of these guys. Do we take it?
right hmm are you using volcanoes today I feel like we're not they're really I
don't use that gun but they're really really good it's like one of them out
of guns really oh yeah yeah wow you dastardly dog you dastardly dog you're
dastardly dog aren't you I don't know what that means but I'm a little
excited. Alright, alright, let's ride. What is this one? I have a bunch of, I have a bunch
of buttons that I was using back when I used to play Arcade Rage every day and I never
organized them. I just have the same picture on all of them so I don't know what they
do. So I'm learning, I'm learning today. I'm just, random scenes will pop up on
the screen this is this one all right that button does this okay all right
that button does this guys okay remember that bottom right button does this okay
good good as we write that down remember that hmm where's that one guy that
we're ready up oh there is okay okay all right all right is everybody okay
Oh, yeah, are we good? Yeah, I mean hide your screensy beauty game
No, no hide the screen beauty game. I just give me the game. I go. Oh, yeah, you ready?
Yeah, oh, let's do this. Yeah
No, what?
You know the time blocker, yeah
Whips is put a giant subway
Oh, yeah.
By the way, I will not be hiding my time
or my girl this entire time.
So you guys don't really need to eat it.
Because I don't remember that much.
My sub.
Oh, get me to be instantly stream-signed again.
Nah!
Eee!
Not gonna happen, buddy.
Not gonna happen.
We're gonna live forever.
We're gonna live forever, never gonna die.
Oh, Mr. Thieves, guys,
but we'll take some one good, bad, good, bad.
Thank you, Mom, what do you think, Mom, what?
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Some trade is a new outfit.
The other outfits are variants of already existing outfits.
I know, I figured that out, I figured it out.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm.
All right, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
does Peter even look at you to chat?
No, I hate you, die.
In the game, of course, in the game.
I love Subway.
Let's ride.
It's been a little bit of time, I've been a little bit of time, we're still in the
lobby, we're still in the lobby, my bad, oopsie poopsies, my bad, my bad, oopsie poopsies,
I could have swore we'd be in the game by now
I could have swore and party's empty stream sniping techniques. I'm doing take it a little longer
Take it a little longer. Can they have these anti-stream sniping techniques?
Hey guys, hey guys, we'll be in in a second. We'll be in a second. This way this way this way this way
This happens what my anti-stream sniping techniques might be causing the delay to be a little longer
It's okay. I'd rather I'd rather you know
Let me let me get this six inch
meatball farm. Get that six inch meat
your mouth. I'm telling you go see. No! What?
Shut up! What? You just we just have the
same thing. What are you talking about?
What? It's delicious. Is the meatball
sub not delicious? What? I love the
meatball sub. That's what I love about the
kids. The meatball sub. He loves
be my job mm-hmm well the thing is it was like I was eating the other one so I
got the veggie right and I prefer the veggie but then I also got the six
inches of the people six six I was like yeah who you like my mmm I was like
wow that's really crisp and refreshing but I'm gonna have to go eat a hot
So bad for this. So like I yeah, I see you veggie. I'm I'm more of a hot
I'm a more of a hot some type of peanut. You're done. Oh
Whoo, and I don't stop the six inches buddy. I go for 12
Uh-huh. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
As always sir, because it's just quite a while
Listen, I'm gonna try one other thing, okay, okay. All right, okay, okay. All right. We just got
Okay, all right
Okay, okay. All right. Okay. You guys ready?
Everybody right I'm ready
Okay, now we're going in.
You gotta re-heal actions, we're showing.
My God.
Are you serious?
Are you so?
I thought my camera could take up the whole thing, but then I forgot it.
Then it says the map in the bottom left.
Okay, all right.
I re-cued it.
I re-cued it on a different map, different server.
Is it good?
Are we good now?
Hmm. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Thank goodness. Thank goodness. You don't want to wait. They hurt. No, they hurt us. You up, but it's fine. You change the map.
Long day!
Right, will you know some sense of this guy?
No, he's so far gone.
Okay, you know what, Clown? See how much you just hide your screen and stuff that's the tensions in your mouth. We're going to handle this.
All right, we're going to handle this. We got it on this side. All right, we'll handle the game. What? We'll handle the game.
Geez Louise cheese. Can you believe this guy? Can you believe this guy?
Ridiculous, you know, coaxie you don't coaxie. I don't think you want to defend the rust belt
I don't think you want to defend the rust belt me and drac are defenders of the rust belt. Isn't that right drac?
We've taken on robots. We've taken on clankers. We've taken on other guys. We've taken on
and you and you just goofing around you're goofing around and you much
of it up inches of meatball of course of course of course take your time boss
take your time thank you time boss oh guys I don't think we'll be able to guys
I'm not even I'm not even joking I don't think we'll be able to do the
anti stream cyber stuff it was you sure I need to delay I the finding raid
time is gonna be too long turn off the delay there is no delay
closer you look at the delay queue do you have that enabled no I don't have
enabled unless they enabled it for me um you see hold on wonder what boys hold on
let me let me see here
Oh
We where is it again?
Because you were cozy why was he wears that again?
Okay, I'll find stand by stand we find it by I
I'm not seeing it anywhere. I don't see it anywhere. I'm dealt with my six inch
people. Oh good, then you devour that. Oh you devour that. Where is it? Where's the
thing? It's under privacy they're saying. There's nothing called
privacy. There's literally not even a privacy dab. It's server settings. There's
There's not even a tab called server settings.
Maybe legal?
Yeah, under the legal.
Yeah, it's under the legal.
Thanks.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
General, general, all the way to the bottom.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay, that's off.
Okay, that's off.
Oh, yeah.
See you guys, guys.
I'm stopping this.
I'm stopping this.
We're not going to get...
It was we're in 10 minutes into finding a game because of the stream sniping thing
Guys guys we can't do anti-stream sniping stuff. We're gonna take too long
We're not the stream sniping thing. Yeah, well there we go. Well, yeah, damn it closing
Hey, whoa, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying I was gonna do anti-stream sniping technology
But it is it is it is gonna be too slow to get no games
You need to turn off anti-stream sniping technology which will allow us to get into a game fast
But, they'll probably be Steve Tiber.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Did his dad miss Cogsie?
Go ahead.
Yeah, no, I got it.
Yeah, I'm seeing this Cogsie guy.
Somebody lock him up.
Me?
He is not fit for society.
He is, he is a detriment to society.
A negative effect on society.
If Cogsie, Cogsie said, you know what?
We're putting you in there with a Samuel.
All right, you and Samuel.
All right?
You're a twirl, a dance for us.
right mr. Drake yes hell yeah I like yeah you look pretty Benny yeah you're
pretty ancient pretty ancient oh yeah you're pretty ancient you're pretty
ancient you're pretty ancient yeah
You guys ready for a great raid?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Guys, I'm Tanya.
I'm Tanya.
This is the one.
This is where we really get into the action.
You know what I'm about?
We are back.
We are back.
This is actually fire, by the way.
We're soaking.
Hang on a minute.
I'm telling you, I'm dripping.
I'm dripping right now.
Everywhere I walk is wet.
What was that?
That's a gun.
Team, another team, another team.
What the hell?
That's another team, another team.
Another team, another team.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're from the U.N.
We're from the U.N.
Killigun is a war crime.
That's another one.
That's another one.
This one is one.
Peacekeepers peacekeepers we're peacekeepers
You're going to you're going to war prison, buddy
You're going to war prison you're going to war prison
That's my friend out there.
I don't know.
I don't know if I should.
Should I do that?
Well, how about this?
Wait hold on I want to revive these two guys and then you guys fight it out to the death
Hey, we're close, close, close, close to me.
Come back, come back, come back.
Where's that, where's that?
Oh, I'm out of here.
Damn flashback.
I need help.
Leave my shit, leave my world, leave my shit!
Leave my shit, leave my shit, leave my shit, leave my shit!
Just tell him I'm not here anymore.
Just tell him I'm not here anymore.
Okay.
Still don't be a died or whatever
I
Can't I can't do that. I can't look him in the face. I can't look my face. Did you kill him?
We did the right thing we did the right thing
We did the right thing for subway
Shoot it. I got the baby later. Yeah, the big lead look at that guys. You got to be believe it. I need medium ammo
What do you mean before like a gun situation wait? No, he's he's ammo for like a gun or something
I
Don't know how to talk a game how do you do it?
V V V V V V
V for V for V for not oh
I can't even in a word in terms of V I'm not even allowed to
V
I mean one
Nice
You're one D
V for V for Brazil
Oh come on
Yo I need medium ammo
Same
V for what
the temp is the guy screaming fuck me I can't kill him I'm coming I don't want
to do this I don't want to do this I'm gonna have to shoot him and I'm gonna feel
better about it don't worry I've got a defibrillator for you right right
Goddamn.
Hurry!
Guys, you might want to get out of here.
We might want to loot up and get the hell out of here right now.
You do you mind?
Yeah, I do.
All me, all me, all me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go, go, go!
Oh god, that's a wrong guy.
Yeah, I agree.
I
Take that guy then he means
He means heck that guy that guy wait careful. You guys hear me from down here. No, you hear me
No, do you break down a big? Can you hear me right now? Go see?
Who's that drag? Can you hear me back? Can you hear me? Yeah?
get a qualified shot.
Okay, rocket here.
Go away.
Dranking you.
Drag.
Drag.
I'm supposed to do you.
No, honey, my kids.
Which is a little something little something.
They're rockin' here's on the rocket.
He's on the my thing.
Is it is it is?
Oh, okay.
Nice of my cut corner.
I'm just trying to rack there.
Guys! Guys! Guys!
Guys! Guys!
Guys, don't forget to get a qualifying sub!
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Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good,
You're doing pretty good!
You're doing pretty good!
Oh, there's more guys!
I...
I think there's people down there, guys.
Yeah, they hit my trap, they hit my trap.
I'm going to...
You need to buy a meal! Yeah, that's right!
Clogsy, Clogsy!
Wait, why are you talking...
Clogsy, Clogsy!
What?
This is for Subway.
F**K!
Behind behind behind behind behind behind behind us
Oh go back! Go back!
Oh god
Go back quick!
We're going down
Oh shi- oh shi- oh shi-
Come on come on come on!
What's that dead?
Oh, other zone
Zips, zips, zips
They're just in the end safe
I think. Or they should be somewhere.
In subway, silly goose.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Tell me the funniest part.
Good work boys, good work.
Good work!
We're back at it!
We just destroyed like 20 guys!
We're the best!
This is a world record right here!
Little sub sub, little sub sub!
Well I got two more medium and I'm a little cozy, do you need some?
I have two under, I'm good.
Are you sure? Cause I'll give you some.
No, you're going to drop me like one.
No, no.
You got me.
She's on to you.
Yeah, I know you.
You know, he's on to us.
He's on to us.
We did the end bill.
Oh, to be in there.
Oh, there's your bill down here.
Oh.
Be level one and bill
Because I'm saying I see we get out of here see this would be like our post
Bestest great ever
There's a month
Check
I'm a tactical Mk3 smoke blueprint and I got like a tip before with
Shirts that body don't spin it all on place
Gotcha, so you got my you got there go man. Yeah, I got your ass because there was nothing left
Oh
One-shot one-shot one-shot pushing all you all you you don't get past me buddy
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Welcome back, welcome back.
Thank you, thank you, happy to be back.
Are we getting a couple goodies?
These are such lovely steam sims, you know?
No, that one was cheating.
Oh, the one right here, yeah.
Well, we got him.
We got him going.
That one's good.
Hmm.
There.
Oh, sorry.
a little bit of healing, a little bit of healing.
What's going on?
Are you sure?
Yeah.
All right, he died in the corner.
A little bit of healing.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a biscuit.
What did you mean?
Son of a biscuit, buddy.
Uh...
Mr. Clonesy, Mr. Clonesy, deez-dog.
Oh, you deez-dog.
Oh, there's a collar there, if you know.
It really weird.
Uh, sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, good sir.
Hello?
All right, open wide.
Let's leave you see we have one of those hatch keys
No, oh, yeah, they let skedaddle
Well, I think I think this is open. Yeah, okay, you're too good. Yeah, we must have killed like a hundred dudes
Check out check out to the street. How many kills you know? Oh, yeah, I'll check I'll check I'll check I'll check
But I'm telling you do we actually much and kill like between the three of us like a hundred dudes
100% I feel like 20 minimum
Look she's done like okay five
And then drag you really been cooking you boy got like 30. Thank you boss. Oh
Shit that's good a lot of me
He's ready just a bread of guys for your peanut
He's wearing right passy, bro. He's on PN.
Hello, chair. Hello.
He didn't for the whole record.
What's up, man?
Nothing just hanging around.
You got some cool outfit.
You got a cool outfit right there.
Yeah, shit, man.
Almost as cool as our drippy subway outfits.
Let's go.
Almost as cool as the drip of the subway.
See
All right, you're coming home with eyes you're coming out with you're coming out with eyes
Can I kill him?
We know he's coming home with eyes
Is it a world record?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no. What did they do to my boy?
What did they do to my boy? No, no, no, no.
What did they do? What did they do?
I'm sorry, Drac is not the French.
He hasn't been taking his pills in the morning.
Get him, get him. Get him. No.
No, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Oh.
Drac, Drac. Something wrong with you.
Don't, don't, don't skip it.
Check how many Kyoji got.
Oh.
You're gonna continue?
Healed, aids received, knocked out by...
Is it knocked out?
It's knocked out, Raider I think?
Where is it?
So each kill is 500.
Knocked out.
Knocked out, we're downed.
Three, four, five.
Five guys five guys the next page was next page. I don't think I'll do this next page. There's one right here
Or we all go continue continue and continue again and continue again
There
He's another five five kills not too shabby boys not too shabby
Alright, alright, alright, alright. Oh, I'm tired. We haven't skipped a beat. We're still really good
You're a boy it's been so long. Holy we touch at five kills, buddy
The king is back the king is back power. We still got it
That's actually not bad. I only had 10.
I have 15.
Can you?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Uh, mmmm.
5, 10, 15.
Wait.
Nice.
Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
Because how many kills do you get?
I only had 10.
Pfft.
You suck.
I can hear you.
Terrible!
I got 11 kills.
I didn't want to have to rate the news I was lying about the 5, just to make you feel better, but I actually got 11.
She got 11. I got 11 kills 11 kills. It was exhilarating. It was exhilarating
Everybody was saying go peanut go peanut and I said guys
normal peanut playing the game and they go no really you're the best I go
I don't know if I'm the best and then they go Pia. No really you're the best and you're so sexy, too
Absolutely, but I'm just playing the game out. He goes no Pia. Really. I mean you are the LeBron James
and I don't know about LeBron, maybe like Michael Jordan or something, but no, they
go really, they go really, and then it's so forth and so on.
You know how it is, you know how it is, you know how it is, you know what I'm just gonna
tell you what I'm talking about?
No.
No.
Michael Jordan is better than LeBron?
Yeah, well guys, I was just saying stuff, I don't want to say anything.
Hmm
Excellent ray
Okay, but you go see I have eight stacks of medium ammo you want some of that
You watch that
Why what eight stacks of medium ammo? No, you sure?
Yeah, I have to hide my screen
And I don't have any more orc circuitry wait. Oh, I'm gonna 40. Oh, no, no, no, no
Cycle and then just quit the brand-new one. We have been nine stacks of medium ammo. Okay, so to delete your senses
Your senses to the lead it
Did I kid elate you
I'm back. Are you to the lead it? I just got here
I mean I bring nine stacks of medium ammo we're going to that's a lot of medium
ammo here you're going you haven't yet I don't need to 76 I was dirty and the
bottom the ground we scattered with bodies that we can we can harvest oh my
goodness you know what would go you oh my god you would go great right now
What?
Qualifying Subway 12-inch sandwich.
Oh.
Oh, a qualified one.
I agree.
Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
You read my mind, Greg.
Subway.
You read my mind.
You read my mind.
Subway.
That's right. That's right. That's right.
All right, let's ride!
I need the foot log.
Yeah.
But you do, you slut.
Please don't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It just came out.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right guys just scratch out the record just scratch out the record didn't happen scratch out the record
Listen to scratch it off just scratch something. Oh, is everybody screen hidden? Is everybody screen hidden?
Okay, we're all good. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. All right lock it. Okay
Lock it in lock it in here. We go here. We go. Oh
I'm gonna take a subway crazy. You guys better be ready. I'm gonna take a subway crazy you up cuz I'm muted
I'm ready.
You better be ready for this.
Oh my goodness.
It's about to get a little hectic.
It's about to get a little hectic here.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
We got you got you
Reaching up top. Oh my god. I forgot about shredders
Okay, careful
Yeah, I'm gonna slide on this guy close guy. Oh, oh God. He's slide on the food slide on the food. He's one. He's one. He's one
No good. No good. No good. Oh
My god, I got
Team P watch good P watch good. Let's get you. What's hurt? What's hurt? I
Need to watch watch you watch you watch you sweaters gonna be up again, but
Oh
Hey one super close is watch it. I'll come with you. Okay. I got a good
Sweaters here! Sweaters here!
Enemy's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! Ready? Three, two, one!
Oh, genius!
Oh, closey! Nice!
Oh, there's two little roundabout on him, yeah?
Up behind me?
Yeah.
He kinda brought nine stacks of ammo in this, I think.
Okay, I pretty good.
How did they live, by the way? That guy close.
Watch out, the apple canals.
Do a little retread on him?
They're breaking down that wall.
They are
Yeah, we're gonna stick up in the middle behind them. No, they won't even know they won't even know who Jesus is
Which is all they put a wall right here, too
I'm just gonna take it. Oh
I don't even see my heart. I didn't see my heart. Oh my god, you're hell
Oh
You're good
Good y'all I'm good y'all
Oh close one nice two more bandits. They're breaking down this wall. No, they're just setting up more walls
Oh, can you do a long flick on them? Go do that lobby area the the metal detectors
Yeah, I think we're these guys. I'm just childlike. Come on. Come on gag
I think but I think we just smoke this and fucking break down the wall. I need to be freaking
Oh, there's another Janet. All right
Wait, you're telling me
Oh my god, oh my god
got him and you guys call me idiot for bringing nice sex handling who's the
idiot now who's the idiot now I was a bobcat
go up here that makes sense that makes sense because they're on the other side
of this and follow me again take a flight is there a nod to stop cameras
Who's he? Who's he?
What's that?
I'll hurry up. I'll hit the button. Let me know when.
Right now? Do I hit the button right now?
Yeah, hit it. Hit it.
3, 2, 1. Hit the button.
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Alright, let me know when to hit this one.
Hit it. Alright, let's run.
Charge!
Oh, oh my god. P.M. is just starting to get...
I'm going in!
NO ONE WENT TO FIGHT MY RAST!
Are they in kitchen?
That's me, they're in kitchen.
Oh what?
Oh what?
Who the hell are they?
What?
They down here?
Yeah, they just had a ball on them.
I
What up? What up? What up? What up?
Okay, what up? What up? What up?
No, no, no, we got him all the way. Oh, we won!
We're the winners!
Okay!
All right!
All right!
See ya later, stinky!
Goddamn!
Oh my God, there's a shredder.
There's another shredder, man.
Little bitty, little bitty, little bitty.
Little bitty, little bitty.
What am I gonna do?
Why would they just send that?
maybe they're stupid stupid and I think one of them is down
oh this guy had two bumpkid boys on him! two! two! two! sick bags! oh my god! oh my crap!
guys two guys I'm gonna do this and he both have both socks and both have
gold socks on him! look at these look at these! alright okay yeah okay and now I
I think about it. I can't trust you. I can't trust you at all. No, no, no.
Look at this guy. You see him? He's salivating at the mouth.
Let me see those. Let me see those.
Let me see those. Let me see those.
Okay. Okay. I'll hold one in my hand and you can look at it for five seconds. Okay?
One, two, three, four, five. All right. That's it.
Done. Done.
You think it's special?
You lost your privileges. You lost your privileges.
I need some light and we'll go with this. That'd be nice.
Wait, there's money. There's shit going on.
Oh, yeah, I mean, I mean, two footlongs!
Yeah, I was... Yeah.
Sorry, that's, guys, just reference it's just a catchphrase of mine.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just kidding, dude.
Sorry, I'm just kidding.
That's just a catchphrase of mine.
Ah, it was...
Yeah, dude, you're an easy one.
Sorry, my bad.
Hi, I'm Steve.
Hey, hold on a minute.
Can I have one more?
I'm actually really sad, but I would be down to leave as well.
You guys are.
Yeah, Steve.
I
Grab some batteries real quick
Look at that we just shot mommy
He was that you know, it's me. No, I know
Is it oh my god, look at this come look at this oh my god look at this look right there look what's in there a
Qualifying sub that you get a code with you go to id.inbar.com and entering the subway drip
I'm a professional.
Alright, I'm leaving. Come on.
Let's leave.
Is there an exit right here?
No, there's only one up and we have to go loading.
There's one right in that door over there.
It's closed.
We can go lobby, Metro.
You want to go lobby, Metro?
We're right next to us.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, Jack, I thought you were following me.
No, I'm with Danny.
Oh, no, oh, it's just good.
It's just good.
It's just good.
It's just good.
Why are there so many?
Mrs. Whitmer! Mrs. Whitmer! Mrs. Whitmer!
Mrs. Whitmer! Mrs. Whitmer! Mrs. Whitmer!
Mrs. Whitmer! Mrs. Whitmer!
Mrs. Whitmer behind me!
Mrs. Whitmer!
Oh my God, we're getting high.
Mrs. Whitmer! Mrs. Whitmer!
Oh, God.
Bro, why are there so many?
Oh my God!
Deal up, there's no team that's probably going to push us.
She's the one.
Oh, hey, don't they stand back?
Hey, baby, baby, baby, baby.
God of us.
Is that your name?
Hell yeah, it was. I just saved the world.
You're welcome, boys. Just doing my part.
Just doing my part.
Brother.
I
Called the elevator I called the elevator
Good trade or whatever
This should be there should be more teams. Yeah, there is so there's two teams one was fighting in the center and one was fighting
We're kind of right next to us they might WKS
Um, wait. Wait, hold on.
Drash. Yeah?
What were you, Drash? That's got to be what?
40, 50, qualifying footlong?
I'd say so.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Attend to the train.
Attend to the train. Come on, team. We're getting out of here.
We're getting out of here.
Egg, chili, red boys, egg, chili, red.
That was a sip of chili.
Oh, yeah, headed out on the subway.
Headed out on the subway.
Subway on the subway.
Sheesh!
I'm telling you guys, we are cooking.
I mean, we are doing ridiculously good, are we not?
We're kind of moving.
We're moving, we're moving.
We're moving.
And honestly, I think it's all credit to Drac and Cloakzy.
Being able to utilize the team leader's strategy
and advice to dominate the battlefield.
That's, we are winning, we are winning.
incredible incredible
I'm gonna be getting my kid together one second
why do you boys want one more
you know I'm actually I'm getting pretty confident
what if I bring out the dilabra
it's not great no don't do it
no dilabra
no
be sure
promise
be sure boss
yep promise
let's just a little bit of dilabra
nope
If you want to have fun, what about an equalizer?
Maybe just a little bit of equalizer just a bit of just a little bit of equalizer this to tad okay, this is a tad of equalizer
Oh
I have no rooms. I just sell my seeds. I'm gonna I don't really use seeds that I've been
Okay, there we go. That makes sense. That makes sense, I guess
We should take out the mage-jaga shot then.
Yeah?
Yeah, let's just announce to everyone what we're gonna do.
Oh boy!
Good thinking, Pete!
Thanks, guys!
But honestly, you did.
All right, listen, every single red has been full of stream
fibers anyways, and we've been done it on him.
I mean, does it really matter?
It could be a lot worse.
I know it could be worse.
I know it could be worse.
But I'm just saying, reasonably, I
feel like we're doing pretty good either way.
Did you talk about slime?
Take two, take two.
I mean, take two, take two.
Oh, take two, take two, take two.
Take two, take two.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah. Heck yeah dude. Heck yeah dude.
Dude. Heck yeah dude. Heck yeah dude.
Tell me what map she is.
Tell me what map we're going.
Maid shark or the other guy?
The queen. The queen.
Wait, I don't have the facilities for that though.
Wait, you don't have the facilities for that big man?
Why not?
Well, I think so.
You stupid.
Why, it does lie.
I'm not a deadline to equalize that.
I just had to get a little bit of ammunition from Tyron Whitt.
You look like you need a little more.
Okay, I'm a deadline.
Hold.
Hold.
That's it.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
It's a little something that's a lot that's a I don't have a comment to say on that
Vited love so much so much
Okay, I'm fully committed so many years
How many how many energy mags right me I need
Mean 25 must be $70,000. Oh
I'm gonna be 20
Let's ride
Oh shit
Uh, what map are we going to track?
When I told you I had a bunch of buttons for the operators days that I put the same image
on so I didn't know what they did.
I just hit random buttons.
Correct.
I just hit one.
It never mind.
I'll see you later.
All right.
Okay.
You guys ready?
Are you guys ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
And your and your and your and your and your sound is off and your sound is on
India
Hold it. Wait, wait
Are you guys ready
He's ready
Just look like you're ready not right up
Okay, we got a gimme a second man
Hmm
Oh, Mr. Daly and Mr. Triple Blame of ice was good man. Good. I'm man
You didn't mean it's a
Thank you, Bob what you think you're my boy, you know we say what's going on nothing nothing
sit there
Just sit there, okay
I was gonna say look pretty, but it's really hard for you. I'm pretty
I'm afraidy I
Got my hair done did you notice you know, I feel like you make noise when you eat
Was that mean you know what I mean
I feel like you make no noise while you eat in a dark room alone with no loved ones nearby
All right, well, how's that one, huh?
Huh?
That's right.
You wanna play this game?
You wanna play this game, silly goose?
Huh, you wanna heckin' play this game, silly goose?
No, it's fair.
I'm just, no, it's like, I'm just gonna tell me,
it's like, don't do anything, it's like,
take it too far, I can't.
All right, boys, lock it in.
Lock it in, we're going in and we're going in hot.
We're going in hot.
Mm-hmm. It's about to get crazy. It's about to get a little wacky. It's about to get a little enjad
The lab, right guys, I'm sure we shouldn't bring the deliberate in
I'm pretty sure they nerfed that by the way. Are you sure?
They nerfed that?
I'm pretty sure it's just been all around
I
Already good. No, no, no, it's not
Liar liar give me 42 good reasons why I should believe you
Looky camp. Oh my god, I knew he was a fraud I
Knew it. I knew it. I
Knew it. I knew it the D'Labra is great
Hey, the D'Labra is fantastic.
He's lying.
It's not that good anymore, liar.
Liar, liar liar, your pants.
They be getting hot.
They be getting hot.
The exchange of oxygen and carbon dioxide
with an accelerator.
That's right.
Let's ride!
You guys ready for a great raid?
Yeah
EQUALIZE
Minus 5k
EQUALIZE
Fantastic Mr. Dragon
Fantastic
What a sweet treat.
Alright guys, we better get to that queen stat.
You demand?
Yeah, that's right, the queen.
Follow me, gang, follow me boys.
I
Stay frosty
Keep your people so good
This I should get to the top of the tower. Wait, does the equalizer reach the main chart for the top of the tower?
Now only do that
You sure?
Why isn't it getting a pump on ladder?
Yes, I see
a little quiet little too quiet
yeah we should be right uh it should be let me check uh yeah it's here it's here it should
be wait isn't it wait no the major response to the opposite side of the map
The queen is on the other side not yet a queen the queen is on the other side. Yeah, so but it's a queen
That's the queen. Yeah, the queen
You're saying it's a major. No, it's your queen
All right, let's go to it
The queen the queen
The queen
Why? That's why it's so quiet.
This is super suspicious. Some's weird. Some's suspicious.
Dracked. Dracked. What? Isn't it weird and super silent?
A little bit. No, a little top left, top left. Over here.
Oh, are you sure?
100%
Should we just keep moving towards the queen, y'all?
Okay.
Don't come to us. Don't come to us. Don't come to us.
Fucking...
Something may right, guys.
I'm telling you, something may right.
It's gonna be the ambush.
This is a little suspicious.
Yeah, we should have at least five teachers seems like it's my now
100% 100% something's weird something's weird
Oh, I think I hear
I
Found her
I shoot you up in that tower start equalize
Yeah, I got it up by it. I'm so
We should do the towers to the tower our we could have taken it
Let's go to the warehouse. Yeah
Hello
Yeah, we should go around. Oh, it's weird house. We're out. I mean you guys are gonna be the one do it
I'm just gonna
I
I have a staff look for you I can help you
Yeah, you're up you're up
My
Oh my god, I'm going to get out of here!
Get out of here!
I'm coming boys!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh god, I don't know!
Oh no!
I knew it, I knew there'd be an ambush!
Oh, Queens on us.
Oh no!
Fuck.
We're doing a flanking out, doing a flanking out of?
Alright.
Yeah.
EEEE!
PULAAAGE!
Oh, good heavens!
Are you-
You're talking!
Get it!
Oh, good.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Is she a soul mad at you, Denny?
Cozy, Cozy, there might be people here with guns.
Be careful.
Yeah, there's a pepper somewhere.
Be careful, be careful.
The might be people here with guns.
Oh, behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me, behind me!
Oh, no.
Oh, damn it.
Damn it.
You got to be careful.
There's so many allies we're back inside.
You do not be doing nothing.
Rip, rip!
Rip, rip!
Rip, rip!
Help!
Help me, please!
God!
Help me, please!
Please god
Well, that was a sticky situation
That was a sticky situation
What are you saying?
I'll leave him a little bit.
Where? Where?
He was a buggy. He thought that he was coming in.
Alright, let's run!
Coming.
I'm coming, boys!
I'm coming!
Do we win? Do we win?
I'll be starting to shoot the main shark with the queen or whatever okay?
Alright.
Oh you okay?
Take that fool again! Ha! Keep alive!
Hey guys, how you doing?
I'm just hanging around don't mind my life.
I'm just hanging around, don't mind me boys.
Just hanging around.
What's up there?
That's my shields at 13%.
It's gonna be more.
Well it's not.
No!
Give me a break!
Oh my god there's a Latino on, Latino on!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Ooh
Kenny says
What's going on?
This is face sent into the symphony the turkey guy
Who's that mean?
You remember the guy is that what?
Why are we teaming up with hackers?
Why are we teaming up with hackers?
Because of hacking.
But where are we?
There.
You know.
So there's nothing we can do.
We can die.
Or we can kill the queen.
Is it worth our honor?
Is it worth our honor?
Who are our honor?
I've been lured to less
Okay, alright, just know I will not be associated with these people talking to them or helping them in any way
If they try to do something, I'm just gonna die during the lobby
I'm giving up. I'm giving up how much
Jack, what are you doing here?
Oh my god.
Wait, dude, what's the team that pushes free kids?
Thank you much. Thank you much. Thank you much
You have out of heels of my shields broken March. There's extra shields on these guys
I'm not I'm not taking heels from them. So he goes. Heck yourself. Here we go. I see that track
No, thanks
I'm going to kill the queen, I'm going to kill the queen, I'm not talking to these losers.
I'm going to kill the queen, I'm back for round three, I'm healed, I'm going in, deep
wounding!
This thing, this thing is really good on the arm.
Oh
I'm cooking right now, I'm cooking
This secretly takes on the armor of back
Equalize!
Another armor up?
Oh look, I don't have any heals. I don't have any heals.
Now I'm not, you're not going to take any heals from these scumbag hackers.
Equalize!
I run again.
Oh no!
Oh god.
Oh no.
He struck you with heals.
I
Mean
Don't worry, I saw I saw him run off into the darkness. I don't know who it was. We're all by them
I'm the hackers are killing us now.
Jesus Louise.
Jesus Louise.
Losers.
Wait, what's happening?
He killed both of us and was trying to be funny.
I'm back.
I'm back dad too.
Jesus Louise.
These little ways
Ah perfect excellent rain little bit excellent rain
All right, well guys, I won't lie that did not go exactly as I'd hoped it would okay
But the plan never goes good on the first try everyone knows that
Everybody knows that. When is the plan ever going to go down the first try, huh?
Huh?
I've got a great job.
But it's sponsored.
Hold on now.
We love Subway.
That's right.
That's something else.
You might be confusing two things with one.
I don't think unfortunately we'll be able to face the major arc or whatever.
because they kind of nails on the map so I see we get on bats keep together and we and we dominate
Dude, I had a Bobcat kinetic ID 800 medium dude that was about that. That was a the matriarch with that
That will just report those guys. You'll get a bat
No, we got it from the people we kill them. Oh
Bobcat kinetics
Don't it. Don't it.
It'll be so much in my tail.
Hold on, I'm gonna go report.
I've got to report.
Bootsy bootsies. Bootsy bootsies.
Dang it.
There we go.
There we go.
I'm also gonna report Drac just because it screwed him.
Just in case?
Just in case. Drac is cheating too.
I'm actually reporting you.
This is not even a joke.
Screw you.
All right. There we go.
All right.
Okay, everybody is reported good to go
Get a little some some little some some
Some I have a bar you I have a better idea than the Queen. I have a get your best. Can I mean the absolute best cat
I got a tempest
I'm bringing a tempest you
I'm just reaching.
Okay, I see you over the map.
We're going right here.
Wait, hold on, wait, right here.
You see it?
Yeah, yeah.
We get a couple goodies, a couple goodies.
Here we go little shop to shop I did a couple pieces of ammo from time went
Give one quick moment boys
We're stuck to be enough so you little pilot
Not that bad. I thought we're gonna run to way more cheaters. Uh
So far they're gonna run a lot. Yeah, and they were targeting us too. So like oh, yeah
Well, I mean, if you lose one scene, she need them so
You know, let me let that guy keep you know, let that guy keep you know, if you lose one scene, John's I mean, shit
Alright ice cream you to go
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I'm a what's ready. I'm what's ready. I'm just gonna one more one more doozy one more doozy
One more doozy
Almost ready, almost ready.
We have good to go.
I'm gonna grab a quick silly juice and
I'll be right back.
Okay, wait.
You got any sub left, my guy?
I'm not gonna lie to you, I ate the first half off-stream.
I obviously kind of sat in, you know, you eat a little bit of food, and then it sat
sense you don't have any more you can just sit right there you can just sit
right there
oh
oh
R.P. 773410 cent.
Hey there my sexy nut. I have something to ask you. Have you ever been to room 40?
A room for D's nuts. Ha! Gotcha!
I was grabbing some juice. I was grabbing some juice. You did not get me. You did not get me. I wasn't in here.
I was in here. You did not get me. You did not get me. I wasn't in here. You did not get me.
the lock in how much is ride was we yet we hold on this oh my god I hear somebody
Oh
Take this whole again
So whatever might make it through
Stand back boys stand
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh shit.
And then they tune in.
He's the wreath.
He's the wreath.
One, one.
One down, one down, one down, one down, one down, one down.
I need it up, I need it up.
I'm shooting the box first.
I'm shooting a box first. Just like to warm it up
I forgot
That's landmark right there
You were born in me at Block B, so I can't hear you.
Are you serious?
I swear.
Don't block me.
I can't hear you.
Oh, so sorry.
I had no reporting so many blocks inside.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
That's not me.
That's my bad.
That's not me.
I
But I get the jump on the first ride
I first tried up first I got
That's just literally like a hundred people dead over here. Yeah, I'm over here. I'm already over here. All right. Well that guy can get out
You're welcome
Safe travels sir safe travels practice make a jump. No, I don't know. I'm on control
I just have someone here
Oh, they're up here, they're up here.
Take it!
They're past the metal detectors. You want to jump up metal detectors?
Yeah.
Do you see?
Do you see, do you see?
Locking them.
What is that on here?
Here we go.
Hide, hide, hide, hide.
I see what I see, I see what, you just want yourself?
Hey, go, go, go, go!
God!
Oh
Oh yeah we did! In Subway, silly girls!
What the hell?
Shhh!
Hey!
Damn right we did! Oh yeah we did!
I stay strapped buddy! I stay strapped in my Subway challenge!
It's there! It's there! You gotta believe it!
What's up? Is someone right for me? Is someone right for me?
Eat Shabway, hoot again.
Eat Shabway.
Are you ready to throw these chains? I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. I'm going.
He's at second floor. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
I'm four above you.
On me.
Where'd he go?
Oh, look, oh, look, look!
I killed him, but I'm down in the back.
Oh, look, look, look!
Oh, oh, there's a robot camping!
What are you telling me to have?
I'm down, though.
Oh, there's one in the gun.
He's light, he's light, he's light, he's light.
He's just one long.
Damn right we did!
Heck yeah, we did!
Yeah, yeah, we did
We're the Subway Bandits!
Subway Soldiers right here!
Fuck it in boys, fuck it in
The Subway Soldiers
Subway Soldiers, that's who we are
That's who we are in for the Subway Soldiers
I mean, they're all they're inside we either do here to do here a
I'm popping it open, I'm popping it open.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm not sure if anything.
They're not there.
Is it?
Are they in the air?
There's too much arc.
Oh!
Oh!
Get work, get work!
Yep.
I'm sure you are.
Eat fresh, bitch!
Oh crap!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh shit, they get fucked up.
Run!
Run!
What the fuck?
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
I
Come over here, you're shamed!
You're shamed!
Come over here!
Oh my...
That one, that one down?
Nice, nice.
No, no, no, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
Yes, yes, it's about me.
Oh, that's...
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
No, why are you walking?
Do that, do that.
I'm dead.
Get out of the way!
One, one, one, one!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
I got a healer, I got a healer.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Oh, it's one of me!
Oh, no, no, I'm dead, I'm dead!
No!
I'm on the road, man!
You sure?!
Sure, sure, sure!
If I be, we could be subway brothers!
Please!
Please!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hahaha!
Ah, how do I do that?
Ha!
The cavalry has arrived!
Do you think that's enough?
Huh?
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir!
Sht!
It's your favorite streamer, Mr.
Beennan!
Oh, wait, hold on, wrong button, I think, I think you missed it one, missed it one.
That's close over there, you can tell, you can look, you missed it one, missed it one,
missed it one, missed it one, missed it one.
You believe it was us.
Oh, yeah, fuck all of you.
I think you mean Frick.
Oh, I don't know if you can still hear me.
Frick.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Oh, you popped with my suit.
I popped with my suit.
All right, we're wrapping up real quick.
I'm gonna meet real quick.
Hey, what?
No, no, one more, one more, one more, one more,
Okay
Yeah, I'm good
Big your bad stuff big your bad stuff. I'll be you I'm going Bobcat tempest. That's how serious I am
Hmm
He should I know I shouldn't no no power is too great. Oh, okay. No, I'll just okay. No, I know the power is far too great
I'm giving a tempest
We've got a blue shield
This is shiny
There's two sidey man.
There's two sidey.
Don't steal.
I'm finally later.
Here we go.
We'll put this over y'all there like you do.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh
Okay, I'm good to go. Let's ride
5,000 subs away from to bill be hold on wait
I'm like getting further away from two balls up on YouTube. Yes. There's 1,000 subs away and the day before that was 200
Sub's away. How am I getting further away? I am subscribed
I'm just naturally naturally naturally. I need to go home. I'm gonna get one guy
there's no way I'm actually going backwards am I going backwards I don't
I don't believe it, I don't believe it, hold on.
Hey, hold on.
I don't believe it.
Hmm.
Oh.
What a wait.
Oh, wait, that guy's, oh, he's lying.
He's lying.
I'm 400 away, liar, liar.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
All right, everyone subscribe.
All right, let's ride.
Oh god what what is it sorry she fights you boys do you think it's a
Oh
Oh my god, I think I just absolutely grilled me
the weeds because what do we do what we do oh my yeah yeah unfortunately they're
cheating they're cheating yeah yeah you didn't talk again we didn't talk to
Oh, yeah, but you can just be watching the stream
Screaming and there's that she either came up here. I want to see a little cheap
Lucky boys with some lucky boys
Where's some lucky boys?
That's me. Well, I don't choose any city, but it's like I'm in like cheating like we can't beat him cheating
We didn't beat him at the same time. It's just harder
I
Was really good you got to watch
To what do we do gang I did we fight them well they're fine, okay?
No, they're still sitting a jump up we go around wait what just got down one got down to in jump up
Let's go get up. They're missing the jump up. I'm literally watching them miss the jump up
Retreat!
Alright guys, everybody we're gonna work together to get these cheaters!
Alright, revive them, revive them!
Revive these gentlemen, revive these gentlemen, we work together to get these cheaters!
Alright boys, lock it in!
And then, right now I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you
Oh
There's some genus over there we gotta get up there's some genus over there
They hit the jump up there the jump up over there
All right boys be charged all at once
They don't have nothing more to kill us all
On me brothers
On me brothers
Okay
SHUT
Get up boys
hold the power of the people! The people have the power!
I got a kill!
What, what did you do?
You guys are brilliant.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
I'll use this to sweep on over to Subway to get a qualifying Subway sandwich.
So then I'll enter the code in the id.invite.com for the Subway sandwich outfit.
May not, may not.
May not.
May not.
I've always been a lover.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
like it was made today.
These are five gentlemen ones.
These are five gentlemen.
Five gentlemen right here, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Everybody follow me up here.
Follow me, brothers.
Follow me, boys.
He's going to lose a good other team.
Bro, bro, bro.
He's going to lose a good other team.
There is so many fresher gamblers.
Yeah, there's other cheaters here.
Yeah, there's one of these cheaters.
Are you sure?
I think they're off
Let's just all meddle a battle to the death
That way the Jews can have an advance
Alright boys we're about to pick actions
Last man standing
I'm not the best
Get your free foot long
Jack get over here
You're on my side get over here
Alright
I'm we're about to pick actions boys
What's up? What's up, Mike?
I think you're the team.
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you. That's pretty kind of you.
Give me a hug.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
You're a good man.
Where'd Colce go? Wait, is Colce out joining us in this battle?
He's off second day.
Oh, hold on.
What the fuck?
Gludge, get over here!
Get over here Gludge, come on!
My life can't be changed!
Come on Gludge, get over here!
Get over here!
Get over here!
Yeah, uh...
What the hell?
It's cool, it's a cool, it's a crazy edit with Xylo and all that.
And these guys are all fresh accounts, so they're all front and accounts!
Fuck!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Thank you sir, thank you sir!
Let the cheaters go!
Let the cheaters go, let the cheaters go!
Let the cheaters go, let the cheaters go!
Let the cheaters go, let the cheaters go!
Where? Where?
Let the cheaters go!
Is this a cheater? I don't know!
I can just kill anyone!
Kill everybody!
Oh, oh, sorry!
Oh my god, that's a hundred percent.
Yeah.
Help!
Help me!
Please God!
Oh no!
We gotta get him!
We gotta get him!
This guy too!
Fuck this guy too!
Okay, why did that guy do punch that guy?
I have no idea.
I don't know what's going on right now.
I have no idea. I don't know what's going on right now. I have no other will the idea what's happening
I should do not have any business. Yeah, I have my I have my best wishes though
They're on a team
I'm sure you've seen that you don't know about BuzzFeed.
It's, uh, you go.
Wait, who's?
Wait, is this the cheater?
Yes, yes, that's the cheater.
All right.
Just take it.
Just take it.
Yeah, this one.
All right.
They knew I was leaving.
They knew I was leaving before I even landed.
Did you see that?
I said I'm leaving.
I didn't even say it in chat.
They go, bye, peanut.
I'm reporting everyone man. Yeah, just report that a lot. This is for all of you guys
Well, we got one team a team. All right. We did a great service. We did a great service
We help we also we save the world we save the world
In fragile us in fragile us. I wish you come see I
Yeah, I'm gonna back rapidly. How do we coach wait before you go? Wait? Can you say it?
I'm not good at closers. I'm not good at sponsored closers. Yeah, you think I am. I usually have the guy I'm doing it with do it. Okay. What do you out of all people you think me?
All right, Coach, you got this.
You got this.
All right.
Listen up.
All right.
Let's thank you guys for tuning in to be in the burnt peanut stream from August 20th
to October 28th, right after the update.
Me and Peanut are clapping with Subway and ArcGraders.
All you guys need to do is tune into our streams and you have a chance to get the
code or go to your closest Subway and order a qualifying meal.
Now the qualifying meal you may ask is what?
six inch a bowl a wrap two cookies a bag of chips and a drink once you guys do
that you'll get a QR code on the receipt all you need to do is scan the QR code and
go to id.mbarg.games.com and type in that code and you'll get your the skin
that we're wearing within 24 hours on top of that you get two in-game items
that you can do every week every week you can go to your coast subway or
over to Subway.com in order and get two free in-game items.
Eat fresh.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.
That's what I hope you enjoy your time.
Thank you, Mr. Jack.
Thank you for joining us on this endeavor.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you, Jack.
Thank you.
It's a pleasure.
You're a good man, Mr. Jack.
I have to eat.
A great man.
Take care.
I know when you guys are back on.
Oh
Mr. Ghost NBA
Give my boy
What mr. Readers Network welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. We took down that cheetahs you I would say there was a couple cheetahs
We handle them with ease we handle them with ease mr. Readers Network
We gave him the business we gave him the business. Thank you my boy. Please eat your brother
Okay, well it started off pretty slow
I
Yeah, then it got wrapped up a little bit. They get up. I say this is what we do miss cozy
I say we keep it plain and simple. We keep it plain and we keep it simple if I'm not
We do oh, miss cozy
Where's cozy go?
We miss your cozy go whippies close
play party games or something like that. We like that. Yeah.
You know, we're we are slowly going to get packed on more and
more the rest of the night. That is true. We probably didn't
see a lot. We probably didn't see a lot comparatively to what
we were.
What's the top of that game?
I will say I will say I did have more fun. I had a lot of
fun, actually. I thought I was going to have I had a lot
of fun that I thought I was going to have. I'm not
Yes, yeah, I'm actually so fucking hide for the update in October now. I'm right live
I'm not even say that because the sponsor whatever nice. I have actually liked up
No, this game is so good man, but it's like dude at the top of that like the proc chat
Okay, okay. Yeah, honestly we okay, let's do let's do a poll. Let's do our talk about party games down
But we do a poll on talk about party games and we go play
Yo, they want to throw in another game
What what's another game?
Whips just gifted it to me. It's called
Actually nevermind
Is it no room at how to
No
No
Presented whip whips gifted me a game saying play it. It's called on steam
It's like two dollars. It's called furry Fen boys. Oh
My god, that sounds amazing
That sounds amazing. Let's go play that screw the pole. Let's do that hundred percent
Oh my goodness.
Oh, now that's a banger.
That's a banger right there.
That's a banger right there.
You're just funny.
I guarantee you if I put that in the bowl, it would win.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, definitely.
There's also another game that's called the Anime Feet.
We can play that on Steam.
Anime Feet?
Yeah.
That sounds like a pretty good one.
That's a pretty good one.
You know, honestly, if we do party games,
I'm probably going to grab gimmick,
and then we're going to play Zort or something.
You're going to play Zort?
Um, I've never played Zorik.
Wait, uh...
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, hey guys, there's a pull!
There's a pull-up in Twitch!
Vote, vote!
There's a pull-up in Twitch!
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote!
Pull-up in Twitch, guys!
Pull-up in Twitch!
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote!
Hmm.
Also, do you have an issue?
Whips put a giant subway to block out the timer,
and I don't know how to get there.
Ah, don't worry about it, boss.
It looks great.
They actually look like Tarkov, by the way.
I'm not even joking.
Which I would expect on a regular day, but on a day where we're playing arc. I didn't expect that happen
I'd love to play some party games tonight no matter what though matter what
So if you play talk off ice, we do like hazy hazy or something. You're too much. Did it sense?
Yeah, that
Don't think you know that I know no. What do you know? What do you mean? What do you know?
What do you know?
We don't want to play talking we do want to play party games
I'm down for either. I don't know how long I'm on tonight
So are we waking up super early for what's it called? Yeah, we are waking up pretty early for war on tomorrow
But that's like 2 p.m. We're fine. We go to bed at like 2 a.m.
Well, I see but like for wake up at noon. That's enough time again like a bite need bam. We're back on no problem
Mm-hmm
Well, it's a party game by way. It's only 50 off. Oh my goodness. Hold on wait. Oh
Oh, yeah, I don't know why but I think the moderator
didn't put up the poll, but like fucking four minutes
on the poll, so I'm stuck here for a second.
Yeah, it's only halfway done on the time.
It is halfway done on the time.
Oh, and PortaGames is now winning.
PortaGames is now winning.
Currently, it is currently winning.
Just hanging around, just hanging around, just chillaxing, just chillaxing.
I'm going to tell him to give me the hop on in.
Here we go.
All right.
Paul is moving real slow.
Again, I need to moderate it and put it in for like four minutes, so we're just
hanging around.
It looks like party games and 40% Tarkov is at 38% and Ark is at 22%
Any moment now, any moment
Oh welcome in Mr. gimmick, welcome in
Okay well Ark was Ark
Well Tarkov won over here and then Ark where does that party?
Where is Tarkov, Ark and then party game for you?
Yeah
Oh that's why you don't want to play party games
Cuz you guys the ones you guys actually wait arc one
We're gonna do this be something like
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fuck your pole this as fun as I guess I think you're right
All the balls almost done balls almost done
The balls almost done. It's
It's creeping along should I see it just creeping along for about 20% time left here
We go 80% 30 done
Looks like party games winning by 1% right now if you would lie
And the bull is only open like 30 more seconds twice the bulls only over like 30 more seconds makes you vote
It's on twitch
Give me give me are you here
Oh, Gimmick, you...
We can't hear you, Gimmick.
It's doing that thing into the other day.
Well, it looks like party games won by 1%, Mr. Glucksy.
1%.
So, how about that?
Okay, once Gimmick gets his microphone figured out.
We can't hear you, Mr. Gimmick. We can't hear you.
We'll let you know when...
Oh, he's... Oh, okay, and he's gone.
As mysteriously as he arrived, he is left.
I say we do this I will I see we do a hazy I see is it the vote was so close you out
We do we do party games and dark off a dark of the party games. What does it do?
All right close to muted give it's gone fantastic. This is a well-oiled machine right here
This is a well-oiled machine right here talk up into party games party games in the Tarkov
Well as soon as I have input for my pals here that would be great. I mean very oh, okay
Give it seems to be back. Mr. gimmick. Hello. Can you hear me? I can hear you now. I can hear ya
I really just restarted discord. I don't know what that's all about. I'm giving what
Here's the thing, I ran a boat and basically Tarkov and party games time so I said we do
a hazy hazy night, which one should we do first though, Tarkov or party games?
Tarkov.
I want to shoot people.
You want to show Tarkov then do party games?
Yeah.
Lemon gets here in like two and a half hours.
Oh that's great!
Yeah we can hop on party games.
We're going to do Zord, it's a four player game anyways.
That works out great.
Okay, well I'm not going to be all right so then I can dip out and you can get Jinji.
Will you leave an early night, Koji?
Yeah, you stay on all night, Koji. You stay on all night. You shut your...
At 10.30 pm, we switch to party games. Alright, so three hours of Tarkov,
and then three and a half hours of party games. How's that sound?
Mm-hmm. Sounds good to me. That sounds like a good time to me. That sounds like a good time to me.
You think that deal boys?
That's a damn good deal.
That's a damn good deal.
Hmm. I got a couple guys that are happy with me, but that's okay, you know?
Someone who buzzers everybody?
It's a whole lot. Yeah, I actually had such a good time on our creators actually. I actually had a really good time.
I just know that you're you were right. We're gonna get we're gonna get stream sniped out the butthole more and more
That was actually incredibly fun done that was incredibly fun done
Four minutes I got a boot my stream up. Oh, you know what you know what take four and a half minutes
I'm very generous today. I'm very generous day. I'm gonna take out this
add on my title so I can start saying vile things to you too I'm gonna plenty of time to do this cap
uh no hold on now hold on now wait hold on you just wait right there young man you wait right there
i'll be back no no no clugsy no hold on clugsy did you bet it on a mutant clugsy did you mute
clugsy he muted oh my goodness this deviant let me tell you let me tell you i'm good i don't even
I didn't think he plays me because he likes me, Mr. Demick.
I think he plays me because he wants to have sex with me.
That's the real truth.
That's the hot scoop.
Yeah, I mean, I thought that that was, like, obvious.
Have you thought that, too?
I mean, I'm pretty sure that he's been pretty open about that.
That's true. At least he's honest. At least he's open and honest.
Yeah.
That's true. That's true. Very true. Very true.
I'm just switched over to my Hoosie-Doozie to run.
I'm bad. Okay. I'm good to go
Join me in the command station boys
Okay, take your time bars taking time
Alright boys, that's the plan we're playing talk out for three hours
And then we're playing party game for three and a half hours. Whatever Mr. Lemon shows up
Mm-hmm. That sounds like a good plan to me
In my opinion you and closely of the perfect duo for furry thin boys, we gotta play that game hundred percent
100% does anybody know if there's some games on on
That Iran steam that you can't play on twits because I could have scored when that's like that
second game first game out second roulette you like couldn't play on
twitch for a second there is there is there is okay okay so okay we have to
double check if furry fin boy is is appropriate you know I don't know if
it's I don't know what that games about I don't know what that games about it
could be about anything could be about anything
hmm yeah I know yeah now that I mentioned that you guys are saying the
game that I'm I've heard of and there's a list you want to go good oh thanks Murphy
oh yeah I forgot we have Murphy here he can just tell us she works for Twitch
thank you Murphy thank you good sir a Murphy is furry them boys stand on
Twitch or we want to play that on Twitch we want to play furry them boys
Murphy bro I don't fucking know all right word word word I'm checking out
All right, we're-we're-we're-we're, hey, you sit back and relax Murphy.
You sit back and relax, we're gonna take care of you.
We're going to take care of you my boy, all right, you sit back, you relax,
you've been working hard, you've been working hard.
Big iron, massage is back, massage is back, you've been working hard, King.
You sit back, you sit back, very hello, very hello you are,
very hello, very hello. I just don't, I just want to make sure that the
The game we play on Twitch is the ha-ha!
You're talking about?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
You know, you sit back and relax, gang.
You sit back and relax.
Oh, excellent, excellent.
Let me take out my goodies.
Let me take out my goodies.
One, one, one, one, one, one.
Oh, I remember now we had a banger raid,
the last raid last night.
Oh my goodness, look at all these moonshines
and armor right here.
Ooh, we scored big.
We must just score big.
I'm gonna get some A85681 from Mr. Baldi.
He's the skinny bald one, not the fat bald one.
Very different gentleman.
Oh my, we haven't even heard Papa's daily joke.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Guys.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
The soldier stands around doing nothing.
The major sees him and walks over.
Soldier what are you doing?
The soldier snaps to attention and replies cheerfully, carrying out your order, combat
major.
I ordered nothing that's why I'm doing nothing sir
Oh my god another proper classic another proper class
you make guys crazy this guy's crazy no way no way he just said that oh my god
you I'm telling you that's typical proper that's that's typical proper I
I mean, whenever you're in a down mood, whenever you're feeling down, he is there to tear you up with one of his classics.
Oh, that's a classic, that's a classic.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, wait, we allowed to ask one another one.
Who will get one per day?
Wait.
An Air Force night training by officer as the bomber commander.
8 reporting flight visibility 330,000 kilometers how do you think you that I can see the moon
Another bagger. Oh my this guy this guy run out of jokes. Does he run out of them?
Is there is there any is there a bottom of the barrel? Is there a bomb because he just keeps scooping?
He's reaching it and scooping out. He got he grabs an absolute bagger every time. Oh my goodness classic brapper
That's typical brapper this guys. I'm telling you he's a lovely guy. He's a lovely guy. Oh my goodness guy
He that's a bagger. That's a typical. Oh my god. That's typical braver. That is typical brapper
Always goofing around lightening the mood. Oh
My goodness. Oh
I'm gonna marry him one day
Hmm. All right, let me get my goodies going
And put any five five in the back one probably considering by the time we have that mag in our gun. We're already dead
Here we go, we'll bring that
Bad, take these bad boys out,
there we need some healers in our butthole, mm-mm,
like you do, like you do.
Couple of these bad boys,
Calla B, and perhaps,
perhaps a Splint,
and perhaps some anal gen,
which got a second AFAC,
that one's pretty low.
We're good to go these need our team. It'll be muted for 10 minutes. I
Hate these guys. I hate both these guys. Let me tell you let me tell you something
Let me tell you something if these guys get in the heaven
I'm simply a little note under under the big man's door. I'm gonna say these guys
Need to go down a level. All right. You need to hop in the elevator and hit the lobby button
They need to hit the lobby button fuck these guys
Where where are they where these guys at?
You see what mr. Coasey's at you take a little peep let me take a little peep
Hmm
He lied to me that asshole any Marvel rival I feel like he's Symphony and Tim play chat
Let me give you guys an issue of what happened, okay?
So I right now I my plan was to get off and sleep right sleep and then wake up at
Drive to you. Yeah, we go boys. We're getting them let's escape and exit raid
Press escape and find your father. He literally has like 20 bullets. That's all he's got. Oh my god. Oh wait, you can't
You know how about that
press escape and tell him to get back for getting milk
dude get to a scab
fucking die fucking die right now and time to play gaga
Pee gimme gets so muted
I literally saw your inventory you have 20 bullets
boom he's up your back bam wait die
are you talking about me kill yourself in the game no not you giving
coogsy okay yeah listen I'm walking I'm walking the extract is
I literally saw your inventory your best, okay, let me see what you got. What do you have?
What do you have? Let me see?
Watch the shit. Yes, look at it now.
Wow! A Cyclone worth $33,000? No, no, no, look!
Look, look, look, look, look!
Look at this cool- Look it!
Look at-
What?
What? I don't see anything.
You don't see anything?
and MCX and M4 oh see I will bring you all that this next way if you just get
yourself in the game I will build those exact guns and give them to you if you
just die okay are you guys I'm literally staring at my
I already have a full kit made you make you have a full kit made probably I'm
I'm bootin' up.
Just say yes, Tommy.
Just say yes, pick up the hat!
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm gonna get a cup of coffee.
Oh my God.
Run the ad.
Look at the whole operation.
He's gonna get a whole operation.
Good shit, Kamek.
That's my girl.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Shit, Kamek.
Get out of there, Closing.
Yeah, I'm literally, I'm five feet away from that truck.
I hate you so much.
Who's shaking?
I hate you so much.
What do you mean?
You weren't here digging around me and the Bungalators we listen to two of
Papa's classic jokes. We had a great time. All right, so you missed out buddy. You missed out
All right, I'm gonna show you ass
Papa jokes are sweet
Yes, really ass. No, dude. I see she actually told a banger one. Well, okay. Watch this. What do you say? Okay?
The sergeant Admiral walks up to the shoulder and says, what are you doing?
And the soldier goes, I'm doing what you commanding.
And the sergeant admiral says, you're doing nothing.
And the soldier says, you commanded me to do nothing.
Wow.
Oh, I do have a kit, by the way.
What?
Why is he laughing?
Why is he laughing?
Rod Coolerbeck?
Why is he re-lapping?
Oh.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I didn't hear it.
Okay, well, better by my life.
Did you guys have to get another hot rod cooler bag in the mail?
No, I only got one.
You just got sent another one, another Louis-Peton wallet,
and another rare dog tech case.
You're a lucky dog.
Are you sure you're on Seasonal?
Yeah.
All right.
I got two of them.
Okay, all right.
Let me invite you guys.
Here you go.
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be drinking tea hot body boys hop on in
Well, I eat a little proper today, I'd level up mr. Pramper understand boys. It's imperative either that or skier, okay?
We're going we're going to
We're going to here's what we did we have a lot of key card goes you do you ever do that?
No perfect we're going to store line
I'm going to keep this one.
No, I know the idea.
All right, let's run.
Are you not supposed to say it?
Announcing it?
It's fine.
Nope.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh crap.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
What?
We almost missed gimmick's birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
Hey, happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you, gimmick.
Happy birthday to you.
Yes, haters.
What a lovely day it is.
What a lovely day.
Oh my god.
Let me tell you something, gimmick.
You weren't so sexy I wanted to fuck you.
kill you what what what did you say what posted you say something what I didn't
say anything what who said that guys we stop goofing around get the damn right
what are we doing yeah I'm here you have to invite closey first oh yeah you
You're right, you're right.
Hop it, hop it, hop it.
Hmm, hmm.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Hmm, hmm.
Wait, if the MW4 DMZ mode crosses a certain threshold
in terms of attention or general reputation,
are you keeping a back door open?
I feel like that's the,
I don't know what the hell,
I don't know why you say it like that.
Are you I think he means while we playing cod DMZ or are we doing that?
I'd love to try now. I love playing new games. The thing is that I just don't know if it's a new game
What is it? What game is it? How did he modern warfare for DMZ? Oh?
The new I heard about that there dude. I'm definitely gonna try it. I'm keeping my
hopes mitigated, but which is the DMZ come out. Oh
Oh, what is DMZ? Come on, guys.
I'm so new. She's you see. Sorry.
I enjoyed the last DMZ.
It just didn't have any legs.
It didn't have any long like long term leg.
It was like really fun for a week and it had potential,
but it was just did so many things wrong.
But if they listen, they cooked a little bit.
They could they could make that one game.
the beta is tomorrow. That's not going to work.
It's not going to work.
Why would they do it on the same day as war dogs?
I'm playing war dogs. I'm playing war dogs.
I'll try another time.
I'll try another time.
I'll be playing war dogs.
I'll try another time though.
Oh, let's ride.
Oh
God he's poor
Are you wearing a blue helmet on a green forest map?
Where's this huh? What should I school? Is this you give it? Uh, no. Oh
I was about to say thank goodness it's not gimmick his gimmick is not stupid. He's not he wouldn't do something like that
I actually didn't pay attention to what I was wearing.
I think I just had this stuff on
while I was cleaning out my inventory.
Hey, there's a signal jammer over here.
Hey, where's the ghost guy?
Change it.
Cause you guys, you guys,
that's a monster. Oh, wait.
I didn't do a signal jammer.
Are you going for the signal jammer, Kloxy?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm up here.
These spaces. It's just a satellite, right?
Space Jammer. Yeah.
I think so yeah I think so I think so yeah we're running to the uh the big red water
tower. Is that where it is? Yeah, I'm up here. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
You need boys lock it in.
This is a moment. This is our time.
You are you to this house right here, coachy? No.
There's a person right here then.
Okay, it's not me. I'm on the other side of the
It's out of the house. Yeah, I'm here
Wait
That gimmick just got shot. I just got shot
I'm dead
God yeah, very nice
How is he there? Wait? Wait? Where are you guys? Oh, we're on the corner. Well, the court of the fence
We're the court of the fence. I saw give me the last fucking helmet
See see that's how you tilt it with us
huge oh
Oh thank goodness. I knew it was the right call. You know what? You know what? You were right. You were right. That's not me, boss.
You know, I got some blue armor right here actually. I'll put this on.
Or you'll be all blue. Take this. Take this. All right. There's levels to this. There's levels to this. Are you sure?
I gotta put my arm back on real quick first.
I'm going to go back to the
light packet.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh, we got to go.
That's me. That's me. Me. Me.
Oh, you would say I'm on.
I'm jumping.
I'm going to rock.
Okay, that's right.
All right, I'll fix it up.
Very easy, Grayson.
Keep your peepers open, boys. Keep your peepers open.
Oh, hey, Gettie, how you doing?
Enjoy space.
Real space savers for that hoarder.
Oh, God, all the arches are talking about.
I got Argyon.
The guy's sitting in a bush, man.
Where's Argyon?
He's just sitting in a bush right outside the thing,
directly in front of you somewhere.
What the- Where?
Just- I think-
He's right ahead of me.
Up more, up more. Up more, P.
Up? Like a lid? Yes, yes, yes.
He was sitting in that door.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no.
He's shooting at me? No, he's not. He's definitely not.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, oh, oh. Is that you in the bush?
I'm laying down. I'm laying down. I see you. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, no. Oh, God.
God, I'm toast to shit.
Fallen, I'm falling.
I love this map.
No, I didn't love it!
This map is-
HOMES, COMES!
Nice.
Come on.
WHAAAAAT?!
WHAAAAAT?!
That guy ate 5-5-6 for lunch!
I'm putting it right in his mouth!
I didn't see a single person
You got two guys fuck those guys specifically
To get Yager's notepad or whatever
Fuck Subway. Don't you talk bad about Subway!
It's delicious. It's delicious.
You hear them call, she does not make you enraged and thralled.
Oh, see? What?
They're talking shit about Subway!
Subway sandwiches?
Yeah!
Oh, no.
That's what I'm saying.
There's, there's a place for Subway.
Oh, Subway's delicious.
I would have Subway slander.
Well guys, our first trade didn't go that good,
but that's okay.
The plan never goes good on the first try.
Everybody knows that, everyone knows that.
It's really time-locking now.
Mm-mm-mm.
Yes.
That's right.
Where do we-
Get your blueest helmet, dumbass.
Where are we buying?
the day the blue Elm is that one got us good I was the last to get shot I came
in trying to help you you were crying literally I heard you pouting tears coming
out in that bush so I so Papa came to help shot the back by the whole team I
was very scared I was scared that's right my blue helmet if anything saved
our life and close the almost shot us I would say saved our life I would say
I think it was a good identifier and it was convenient and we saved about three seconds that raid identifying you
And then we all died I saved your life
Which probably you died because of the blue helmet and then since you died
I didn't have help to kill a second guy so that we all died, so I think you blow up and I forgot the team kill
Ridiculous, I don't know if it's ridiculous
I don't know if it makes sense. I don't know if it's ridiculous
Alright, let's ride!
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Oh my god, I swear to god, is my chat gonna be arched vs. Tarkov all night?
I look over and it's like, oh dude, arched in last very long.
And then the other guy goes, well look if you were so drunk we gotta mark.
Holy crap!
Holy crap!
Guys!
Shut up shut up. Holy crap. All of you
Play furry fin boy guys, yeah, that's right
Yeah, if I see another arc or talk I'm coming in the chat. We're playing furry fin boys for the rest of night, buddy
That's right. Yeah, don't make promises you can't keep folks
He's gonna be pissed if you throw that out there and then you fall back. What do you say?
I said about you one more arc or dark I've got it. I'm playing we're playing furry thin voice all night long
Yeah, that's right, that's right. That's right. That's right. Oh, she's in my chat saying our time
I'm talking. I'm talking.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit, dude.
Oh, fuck dude.
No way, man.
Fuck.
Well, I'll start downloading it.
Oh, I already have it downloaded.
What the fuck?
Oh, what a coincidence.
What a coincidence.
What are the chances?
What are the chances?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Cochirio has 2K hours and he's a pro.
He's a furry Femboy pro.
What is a furry Femboy?
That's a feminine guy that dresses up in dog suits, right?
Is that accurate?
Is what accurate?
Is it a feminine guy?
Feminine guy.
The dress is in dog suits.
The dress is in dog suits.
Is that, do I have that accurate?
I suppose that's close enough.
I'm not really an authority on such things. I'm not an authority on just matters. I think a fin boys
Like slightly more than just a feminine guy though
It's in the name fin boy feminine boy
Right, right, but you I think it's someone who'd like who liked that there. They're not just naturally
It's not just like oh, I'm just feminine. They're like that's like that. They're actively. Oh, she's off like
conversation
Don't she's suspiciously quiet?
I
He's we you should run I saw the hills I see I see moving I see moving come down
Right, but I do them to the right and uh and uh another one. I don't know who
It's Bob, uh, big bike. Oh my god. I just saw a big iron
No nothing I big pipe big pipe and a bird are coming here. Oh my god. They're shooting. Oh my god. They won't make me
Got one I got bird eye
Barbara god
Same spot. Same spot where you just killed that guy. I hear much. Yeah. He wants I use my coming
somebody's coming to right you have to kill this guy or I'm gonna die I'm see
messing
oh no he's across the way he wants to cross the way what the hell nice close
They're trying to wall bang and give it to a party. I know
Oh my god, what the hell?
I'll be able to kill him in a second. I mean, fix bomb.
I
Don't see a bunch you get a flaky on us. He's not here
He was close
We went on a flaky you stop being close
Oh shit.
He's in the ditch.
We're filming, I saw him, he's in the ditch.
What ditch?
The ditch right here.
He dead?
I don't think so.
I didn't kill him.
I spent a cost.
I killed bird eye.
Yeah, bird eye.
Bird eye, bird eye.
Oh, oh, oh.
Fucking.
be nice dad oh yeah what did you say that sick that thing cuz the mean I
might have come night I think I did tonight where good night he said oh
good word team that's one of the top five most bullshit deaths I've ever had
in any video game in my life don't you worry buster I got you got in your
helmet rest you got to need to get up
it'll stop in something for the road home
it'll sum sum for the trip home
You make up a backpack I took it I still give you back back
Where did I and you got up in the mountains
Was that you
Now is not the time
That gets you you mind. No this
Yes.
Hey, go on, I do.
Hell, we had two.
Where'd you kill Bert, I give it?
Go on, I do.
Uh, on the side of the road,
but the other side of the little barrier there,
between the water and that barrier that-
Oh!
Was he close?
Oh, I see him, I see him, yeah, there he is.
Hold on now, Mr. Clucksy.
I think he should say it on the moon, too.
There are 50, 50 split, you know what I mean?
the uh 50 split time situation you know what I mean?
Beautiful!
Alright, not too shabby boys, not too shabby!
Kochi!
Kochi! Kochi!
Kochi! Kochi! Kochi!
Kochi! Quick up Kochi! Kochi!
Take this, you're gonna need to take this!
Oh shit.
What if we do it?
It's not my fault, Glucy has a reaction time of a toast, sir.
Okay, that's not my fault.
I didn't think you were gonna fuck it through another one!
Glucy, I don't have to see your master fix my leg!
I don't give a fuck!
Glucy, I didn't see you much. Please, please.
I don't have one. Actually, I don't have one.
Oh good. Oh good.
Fantastic.
Fantastic. Ah, perfect.
Perfect.
Good.
Good.
You know what?
I'm finding another bomb.
I'm getting another bomb.
You know, I have two impact grenades.
I'll just throw them on your head.
Wait, look how cool I look with my pipe.
Wait dude, do I look sweet or what?
Wait, wait, wait, be honest.
Wait, closey.
You made me get here.
Closey, closey, be honest,
do I look sweet or not?
I think you made me get here.
Because you're my dripping or not?
Closey, be honest, am I dripping?
Dude, no, no, no.
I'm not dripping?
I'm dripping right now, what are you talking about?
I'm dripping.
This guy gotta be blind or something.
Dude, we have to go across the map, man.
This guy's gotta be blind, 100%.
This guy's blind.
Well, I don't have a leg now,
thanks to some jack-ass.
Okay, yeah, I have nothing to fix any of that.
Okay.
All right, come on, Cosy.
I just have the journey now.
Here's where we're gonna go down to the shore
and kill Mr. Sandy, but see you when he'll have
a CMS price.
You want to come out?
Oh man, I even see a mess. Fucking come here.
I don't want to give it to you because I don't like you.
If I had another bomb right now, you'd be eating it, you'd be eating it, buddy.
Hey, P.
Koji, Koji, Koji, Koji!
Koji, Koji, I don't have a leg! Koji!
Jesus Christ!
Oh
Follow me boys follow me gang
You're invisible
Hey, Grotty!
I'm gonna stand behind you.
Hey Grotty!
Hey Grotty!
What?
Alright, come on Mr. Grotty.
Come on, we gotta get to the BN.
What's his other grenade here?
I know it's a grenade.
A bus?
Grotty!
Grotty!
Oh, gee.
How do what?
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Dude, let's go.
I waited for you to get out of that thing.
I'm out the street, buddy.
How do you have so much more sand than me? I don't understand.
I'm a cool guy.
He probably hurts these girls.
I also don't understand how we spawn in. My screen's still black and I hear the goon shooting us.
Yeah, that was one time I spawned. It was just me and Hutch, but he went to get a drink and that same thing happened.
Yeah, it didn't work out for Mr. Hudson.
It didn't work out for Mr. Hudson.
I don't understand how I'm so fat.
High cholesterol, bad diet, high calorie intake.
Like a regular 25.
Stuff like that.
Now, how about you go ahead and purchase two plain sheets of whale.
All right, go ahead and whip out the old checkbook.
You're gonna need a duplicio.
You're gonna need a duplicio today.
Hmm.
It's a little bit down here, a little bit down here.
Wait, bird-eyes backpack is heavy as fuck.
Wait, really?
Hmm.
Yeah, bird-eyes backpack is unnaturally heavy, for whatever reason.
Wait, why? It's so tiny.
I don't know. I don't know.
It seems like a radio in it.
Oh.
This is a city, but she is not here. I repeat not here and the dock is open. No, this is of no use guys
Radio yes, so radio
These are heavy really heavy
The month yeah, we're back in like
World War one when we were fighting
The enemy?
Yeah, we were fighting.
No.
Ah.
The radios were a lot bigger, like a lot larger.
You know what?
They like took up like a whole backpack.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Ah.
This backpack is fucking...
Oh, Germany.
Ah, Germany.
Damn, we came back for a second time.
We ain't had enough.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah, that's a duplizio.
That's a duplizio right there.
We ain't had enough.
Hold on. Wait, man. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Say it, buddy. Hey, how many fingers me?
Oh, I'm only I'm only good to do right now.
I see. What's the hell?
You just got me.
So where'd you go, cozy?
I'm a fat man.
I have to lay down and crawl.
Is it worth it?
I know.
No, I don't know.
I don't know, maybe.
I don't know.
Do you need something?
What weight are you?
What weight are you right now?
It's 57.
Just drop that backpack.
It's horrible.
Everything in that backpack is not worth it.
Come on, come on.
But there's a really good M4.
Oh, dude, I'm dude.
No, no.
You take the vertical refill.
How about this?
Send the vertical refill and it's over 60, you drop it.
Is it over 60?
62.
OK, drop it.
That's a crap M4.
Come on.
You can build a better M4 for like two dollars.
Follow me, GIG, follow me, boys.
Oh my god, that backpack is so heavy, that is stupid.
No, I know, it's what we were trying to tell you, boss.
This guy doesn't listen.
This guy doesn't listen.
Did we use videos in NAMM?
No, no, we W-ed videos in NAMM, 100%.
100%, that was like...
I don't know when that was, but it was not that far ago.
Wait, is that how they named it so far until after?
I've never heard that in my life.
The 70s, oh my God.
Wait, hold on, that means they could have been playing pinball wizard while invading NAMM.
Holy crap!
That death dumb and blind kid!
Share plays a mean pinball!
Bump, bump, bump!
You shoot like five guys that are in a tree?
Alright, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out right now. I'm out right now.
Are you- are you almost out?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Ooh.
Hey, 100% played Pinball Wizard in Nam
that's the exact kind of music?
Really?
Dude, that song's a banger.
That song's, dude, I would get hyped up.
If they were playing Pinball Wizard,
do you know what they should have done?
You know, they have like guys
that would hold like the flags of their country.
like when they went into war, but they actually didn't have a gun.
Well, I don't know if they still did that, but like back in like medieval times,
like when they like would like, like, seeds like a fortress.
What about instead of holding a flag, which doesn't help anyone,
they hold like a huge boombox and they blast jukebox hero.
That would motivate the troops.
Yeah, banner man, banner man.
How about instead of a flag, they hold up a giant jukebox
and they play jukebox hero. You come on.
Mm-hmm. That would raise morale so much.
You keep them boys pumping in time, bud.
Or fortune shot or fortune shot.
They had drums and horns.
Yeah, but see, as soon as the guy gets shot,
drums stop playing.
Guy gets shot, boombox falls on the ground, it's still playing.
100%, yeah, you know what I'm saying, Eric,
you know what I'm saying, you're giving me.
Ex-sulit-ray, gentlemen, ex-sulit-ray.
Can you repeat that?
No, no, it was too sensitive.
Mason who's sensitive since you got it
Well, I killed big pipe those are pretty adventurous rain
Killed bird eye and night
Hey, you come in
Yeah, then who'd you die to who's the bird pipe?
Hey, what did we hold on what then what did you do that whole raid closey the war did you crawling out of the rain?
I have you done and I have your helmet
It's in I
Think it's a gun and helmet for you beautiful the gun and no gun and your helmet
gun and
My helmet no no gun. No. Oh, no, uh-huh. Can you just listen for two seconds, pal?
So we can get going. I'm yeah, uh-huh go ahead John
right and
So also your helmet does it make sense?
Gun and
Helmet
This guy an idiot. No God. No, you're gone
And
your helmet oh yeah now you get it all right let's run
oh we're going right here we guys you at that hmm I'm stuck on God I'll explain
later I'll explain later it's a very complex subject folksy folksy folksy
Closey-psst!
Oh, I don't think he can hear you.
You're talking too quiet.
I can do quiet?
You can talk too quiet, I don't think he can hear you.
CLOSEY!
I know he's here because he read it out for the red, he's just ignoring me.
Closey, you're muted, you don't know that?
You probably doesn't know he's muted.
That's why what's going on.
Looking for the unmute button. That's what's going on
Technology's not for everybody that technology's not for everyone 100% you dude
I'm telling you if there's one guy that uses point of fingers on iPhones
It's Tim the Batman that guy has got a beatless, and I know he's a big
And he's very kind
Stylus maybe silence, but that guy doesn't you know how discord works?
How do you become a streamer without knowing how discord works doesn't be the same streamer before discord existed
he's been a streamer for literally forever really he's like one of the first
streamers that I ever like heard about that we're like oh they're like full-time
streamers no way commercial he's like I'm Tim the tech man full head of curly
hair Bob Ross style no way man I'm a streamer and I use razor no what
That's aura, that's aura, that's aura.
Damn, I didn't know it was game like that.
I didn't know it was toy like that.
Do that, ride!
I HAVE THE REST OF THE WORLD
I HAVE THE REST OF THE WORLD
He's gonna die out here if he doesn't get back soon I can't believe he'd go afk after last
rate I know it's a blast rate it's the resort before we get stuck quickly
fuck him fuck him fuck him oh my god oh no you should give me a helmet check I
have I have to be able to help me take him help me take him shut the fuck
out don't help me take him give me what are you thinking sorry closey well
Use my new sign very naughty very naughty me
Yeah, I'm sorry. Don't worry. I'm sorry
Oh, see don't worry puppy. It's all you can have you back gimmick you belong to hell
You belong to hell boy. You're a bad boy. Hello, but uh, but I'm so what if I get to do better
I don't know wait what you like feel it's too late for you. Wait hold on. It's too late
It's too late. You're done, buddy.
Is it because I pooped your pants?
It's because you pooped my pants.
Yes.
I am sorry about that.
It's because you pooped my pants 15 times over the course of last month.
Stop.
You know it's an addiction, and I can't fully control it, but I am trying.
Here's your one-day coin. You haven't pooped my pants for one full day.
Well...
I don't know how to tell you this.
Oh God. Oh no.
Let's just say I'm gonna have to give the coin back.
Oh God. I wish to use it in real life.
Oh my goodness. Mr. gimmick, that's okay.
I forgive you, because you're trying.
Yeah.
That's your baddest most.
I am trying, and I feel horrible about it.
That's your baddest most.
That's where I'm at right now.
You're a good man, Mr. gimmick. You're a good man.
I would not let Cloaksy slander your name any longer.
Thank you.
I guess you've got the top of West I-Head
and grab Yeager's Hoosie Doosie.
You come on.
Uh-huh.
Oh, no.
But yeah.
Scavenger.
Got him.
Tingle down.
Locked him.
She lost her voice.
I'll load up the roof to plant this so
That's the roof of my side anyways. We're gonna go there anyways
Yeah
Head not over
What's here?
Okay, holy shit.
That's me, that's me.
That would be me.
Man, who's that roof?
Oh!
Me, me, me, me, me!
I'm good, I'll let you.
Oh, thank you, give me a shot.
West side of admin, I think.
It'll sub sub, there we go.
Wait, where we going?
There's a guy west side of admin.
Are you sure?
Wait, west side of admin?
Where's gimmick at?
Yeah, gimmick's sending a shot from what?
I'm on bridge, I'm on bridge.
Hey, fuck you, buddy! Fuck you!
It could be a scab, I don't know.
I don't think there's anyone here.
Well, you could take a pee if you want.
I'm pee-ping once I have an hour, she doesn't.
I don't see anything either.
Maybe in the...
Oh!
Oh, look!
See you little people with 3-11, we'll see if we can get some goodies.
I'll straighten down the middle stairs if you hear shots.
It means I'm dead and I'm somewhere.
Crossing bridge, I'm crossing bridge.
little something out by heli that's a scab that's a scab shooting you're
about to recreate the death of you what does it do what's that you run it I'm
a way I would third watch where you at are you sprinting what you love me on
what I'm spinning over that's me that's me and what you're in here you're
right here
wait he's between it that's me just coming that's you I just shot the
As weird as everybody at
He's the worst comes ever do we have the best comes ever these are the worst times ever
No, no, we gotta listen to each other. I had just shot down to the second four West. What would you say?
That's me. That's me. I'm bored. I'm on first floor. I'm sorry sport. Maybe
Maybe I'm a first floor. I'll tell you later. I
Don't want to give out any secrets you guys might be working for the other team
going back up to second floor I just got lit up
no no no was that you
no that was not me that's not me
first floor I'm on second now
I'm on the first I'm on the front door
I'm sounding off
Sounding off one
He's gonna sound off you're so much later. We guys are
I'm on her. It's gonna be where are you?
I'm on second floor barricaded in the room right now. Okay. I'm looking for the hood. I'm looking for the room
Are you are you jumping right out?
That was me. That was me
You got shot first for right?
Yeah first floor from where right by the stairs right by the stairs. Oh, this is out of the dungeon uncle's basement
No, no, no the middle stairs. I see your blood. Okay, so it definitely the uncle's basement stairs. Okay, so you just lie
I see your blood. Well
Uncle are you down there?
Uncle
Uncle
Uncle are you down there?
If I come down there, you're not going to do secret uncle touchy time, are you?
I'm negotiating with them.
If I should come down here, we can all negotiate together.
Uncle!
Where did the team pushing up from, uh, a little gas at you down the road?
Oh, no, I'm still doing surgery.
Uncle!
I'm in the basement, I'm in the basement.
Oh
Let's get double me. Oh my god. Why did my entire cost? Why that what? Yeah, my spike my scope turned black as well
Oh
red
Uncle
Is I'm not see you in the basement. I'll use out here
Uncle
uncle is out of the beach it sounds like I'm still healing up uncle are you
here silent shot yeah from power station the wait we just went around
guys they just they just busted in where are you gonna quit you I'm laying on a
bed oh god is what I love me where where where second floor mid-stage okay
stay back stay back
Oh my god, I gave peanut my fucking CMA. Oh, no, it's not me. It's landmark. You come over here. You're dead
Stay back
He's coming. He's coming.
He's coming. He's coming. I don't want to be beaten up. I'm sorry.
Well, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you.
Come get some, bastard! Come get some!
This is my moment. This is my moment. This is my defining moment.
But I'm so excited right now.
I'm excited too.
Oh, I think we're on different floors wait one floor you won
Oh, you're on bitch boy you're on you're on bitch boy
Boy!
There you want some of this?
Don't have it, don't have it!
Where's your pallet?
Where's your buddy at?
Oh god!
Oh god!
Who's that?
They're in my room.
There's no way they know I'm in here.
Who's that?
That's...
Alright, three!
Wait, don't face me!
Don't face me!
I see there.
There's another penis talking too.
Three!
Two!
One!
Come!
Get some!
I think we're surrounded by multiple teams.
Hey, I killed two guys on the roof.
I have no serious.
I have no arms.
What?
A guy just grenade me from outside.
I was making one side, one side.
I'm on West Side, Second Floor, which is impossible.
Where did he grenade you from?
From that guy's.
By the hell, helly side.
Very powerful.
Oh my god, it's very powerful.
I just lost a ton of aura.
I see one.
Watch your guns.
I hit him good.
I hit him good.
I hit him good.
He's about to wrap your head box.
Guys, I lost a ton of aura.
I lost 1 million aura.
You guys had to reinvent me.
It was a fluke. It was a fluke.
I swear. It'll never happen again.
It was a fluke.
Can I regain my aura?
Can I regain my aura?
oh god oh no oh god oh god oh god oh no
give me give you my word back give me you got to give my word back
he's right now he's ready i can't fucking tell that's what he's doing grenade right there
Yeah. This is a terrible situation.
This is the guy, this is the guy! You have to be gay, my order!
Come on, give it!
Adam Cook, Adam Cook!
He got side I think it was gonna get it. I got so that from where from where
Second there's third story third story. I don't know how like I killed it. I'm not even joking
We got first hit in every game. We were supposed to win that easily
What happened?
You got butt plug shadow
You suck over it word word
On the table have a great day on the table have a great day because you're playing with 200 pig
Well, other things that bad, but so something we have right here. The stairs don't shoot me. I got you. I come
I wonder if so
Let's see if I can get one. I can hear you. I can hear you running around
They're right. We're right below you. You make let them have it
I'm there on both sides of me. I can't peek either way push up push up
I'm coming, good make.
I'm coming, hold on.
Bring down the stairs.
I want to see if you kill this guy I'll get all the way back.
100%, that's how it works, that's how it works.
What's your name, fella?
It's my pet, it's my pet.
What's your name?
It's Pester Lake.
It's Pester Lake.
I met you late.
I don't think I'd believe you.
I don't think I believe you.
Oh and past delay, talk on streamer.
Oh jeez jeez jeez.
I don't see him.
He's at top floor right?
He's talking, he's at top floor, third floor.
Tell him you'll cast a balding spell on him unless he lets you kill him.
Hey, you want to do a knife fight?
You want to do another knife?
No!
Oh no, have another knife.
I'm bare fist, that's fine.
friend on the other side of me I
Thought that was close to me. No, I'm dead. He snuck up from behind me
I stopped shooting because I thought I was you have to get my order back. You have to
Yeah, give it guy. I don't mind if you did first time ever taking in a road
stream holy hell this is kid bait I've I've ever seen it that was just a mess dude
they're on all sides to me check that guy's computer
police police police police check that guy's computer you're going to jail you're
You're going to jail! You're going to jail, buddy!
Well, we didn't say.
I don't.
Hmm.
Hmm.
game. You're the other guy.
Help! Help!
Help!
I can't see! I can't see!
I can't see nothin'!
I can't see nothin'!
Tuxedo Kano, soon. If you shout out my mate Rex, he's in hospital and has been told it's an invasive surgery life-threading even.
Uh, penis reduction surgery, BTW.
You cut that off!
He's cooking, he's cooking, he's cooking!
He's cooking, boys!
He's cooking, he's cooking!
Devilness 32 cents.
He's got a little peanut or something so keen and charming about you that makes you impossible not to love.
Nooooot.
That was very unkind. That was very unkind.
Who's he fucking saying?!
Incent. Good evening, Mr. P.
It appears after tonight that Embark is still on Christmas vacation sipping hot chocolate.
It's a long Christmas vacation.
You know, sometimes it is, sometimes it is, actually.
It's a long Christmas vacation.
I'm going to go to the cookbook.
Let him cook.
Cookbook.
How is coaxi still alive?
Oh, there's that gun.
well well that'll happen boys that'll happen okay okay it's not looking good
I will not lie to you boys I will not lie to you keep it keep thinking about
Keep picking them up.
Oh, no fucking way!
No way! No way!
Look at that!
Look at that!
He killed him with no head!
We can hear you right now, machine.
I think he mutated himself, congratulations on the kill.
Season confusion, Grant's Clogsy on the kill!
I hear you guys.
Clogsy, Clogsy, Clogsy!
I hear you guys.
I had no clue who this was.
Go, Clogsy! Go, Clogsy!
Still another guy.
Do you see me get head shotted from admin?
I had not seen that. I had not seen that at all.
While I was in that staircase, I got head shot at from another guy in Admin.
Oh.
Well, we used to see those guys in stuff in Skidoodle, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
By the way, he killed that guy so my aura returns to me.
The aura returns to Cinder.
Alright?
I have my aura back from that loss.
Mm-hmm.
Is that what, is that how it works?
That is how it works.
Yes, give it another room.
Yes.
That is how it works.
Grina, can you hear me?
I have all my order back because he killed the guy
I'm browning what now give me
Because you should not be running with a black jacket
Where I should be I don't think so. I can't really remember. I thought if you ran even one time you die wait is he's
They're not a thing anymore
Where is that guy at the back behind the metal fence, he's right at the ridge.
He's through that door behind you and shoot him.
Right here?
He's outside, he's outside on the fence.
Right there, right there, right where you're looking.
Directly back.
Can't, can't, can't, can't kill me.
Can't kill me.
Can't find me.
I'll never catch me. You can't find me.
You give it to him. Give it to him or she'll get it. Let him know. Let him know.
Hee hee.
I like stars.
I mean, I just grabbed your shit and ate it.
They find a better idea.
and create new life in my body. Shut up. What? Give me, don't listen to him. Keep going.
Keep talking. Tell us about your plan. The seed of a new civilization. My blood will
will be the water. My bones will be the mountain. My glass will be the bugs. It will be a bug
world. The world of only bugs. And they will, they will have bug wars and bug economy.
Well, not these smart bugs. They will be regular bugs.
is that a three-man is that a fucking three-man we have a three-man doing
that
you literally can't stop it you can't unless you stop talking completely all
right good work out there guys good work well with science good work
everybody good work everybody good work I regain my aura and that's what
to be so mad at his mouse.
Actually mad at his mouth.
Alright boys.
Now it's but a mere warm up.
Now is really time.
Shut up.
I'm going to hurt me.
I'm going to be able to hear
myself think or 15 minutes
to two embers.
Cook.
Cook.
Cook.
Cook.
Cook.
Cook.
Cook.
to jazz. A little jazz. Warm water running. They can get yourself one of those nice robes.
Oh, yeah, some incense, some incense. Oh, you know what you need?
He's gone to draw the bath. He's gone to draw the bath. The warm water is running. The warm
water is running cozy you know what you need
cozy cozy you know what you need whoa good fuck I need it just said right
it's your best get on guys we are not dying even one more time tonight not
even one more time walk in it's game time it's time for the game I've even
bringing you the nl545 no cap get that ass on the stack on my mama on my blog
We owe that's why I need to get proper level up so I get a btmo on a purchase thing
Do you go do that?
Say it again, so I was locked in I got your level of proper so I get btmo on a purchase doozy. Oh
Yeah, sounds very important the very important very important absolutely
I
Moment boys
Be one second don't you rush me
Get a couple goodies Oh Pipee
I saw a PPM. Oh that's something, right?
five four five five four five wait is that good yeah yeah it's decent it's
decent it'll do it'll do it'll do it'll do it'll do it'll do it'll do it'll do it'll
do and let me look at my profit tax if you one quick second hmm why do it boys
one moment let me see here I gotta kill one or no four more scabs on customers
AK-74U.
Oh, we can go to the Bunker and kill one more guy
in the Bunker.
What do you think about that?
That sounds pretty easy, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
We eliminate any target with the SR2M
with suppressor on reserve or lighthouse.
Oh, we can do this while we're doing that.
You can kill 30 of them with it.
We would've be all right if we run an SR2M
so that we get this quest done quick.
Yeah. Yeah. No, that's a stupid idea. I could actually run an SR2M. I think I have one
of those. Let's all run SR2M so we can get the quest on Lickety Split. Well, one of
us. Hold on. Wait, do you not have that quest? What's it called? It's called, I don't
No, it's my prapper.
Prapper, prapper.
Yeah, my prapper.
You have it?
No, I don't have it.
Or wait, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Take your time, take your time, boss, take your time.
Once you hurt yourself, take it.
I don't think I have it.
I think they're saying test drive.
I don't think I've got test drive.
You take this bad boy like you.
Okay, I'm just gonna check if you're gonna see me.
Got some armor.
Just in case.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm with the SR2M.
You got the SR2M, boss?
Yeah, I think I got one.
What are you gonna do?
I'm just gonna get part of this quest.
What the hell is this even take?
Oh, I have no ammo for this at all.
What could I buy?
Seven, two, five.
You can't buy ammo for it?
No, I can't, I can't.
I just didn't have any ammo present.
Oh, I could buy BT.
That's 32 pan, that's a man.
And there we are, just my 7u4 and BT.
Bam!
Blessing, blessing, blessing.
We put a different scope,
I mean come on, this is a good one.
Well.
Was BT in the first bag.
And we'll put other stuff in the other bag.
7u4.
Why does 7u4?
You can buy less 74 than you can the other thing that's weird. Are you guys ready?
So mapper again, oh reserve let's ride
The wrong scope for the task we need one show the task what even mean wait
Oh
I oh, oh, thanks boys. Thanks boys. Thanks boys. I need to grab what's he's a
What what what scope did you do the other KPSR to scope the default one?
And about APSR to it's the one way you put before you put the mouth on it. It's the only option
There's not to be a specific scope anymore, which is sad I see I saw it I saw on the class
Don't forget the axe.
Mr. Frosty, Mr. Ninja, Mr. Magic, and Mr. Maddy, what's good, bad, good, bad.
Thank you, my boy.
Free stage, my boy.
Thank you, my little thing, my boy.
Did you ever turn the box with D2?
No, I think I still got stacks of my Hoosie-Doozie, I'll turn it whenever the time's
right.
Hmm
Where did you meet gimmick it was oh I remember that day like it was yesterday
I was in an apple orchard picking apples and
He walked up to me and he was swaying the sips like such you have something like that
Right, and I reached for an apple and he reached for the same one and he cussed my hand
I remember like you guys understand. It was really my peanut nub
And well, okay, to be specific, it was my cock.
That's how Peter grabs things.
So he grabbed my cock and we've been in love ever since.
We've been in love ever since.
True. That's true. That's true.
Yes, real and true. Real and true.
I remember it exactly like that, but...
You're something like that.
I have a bad memory, so...
So you're probably right. You're probably right.
Yeah, well, that's because you startled me and I spun around really fast.
I hit you in the forehead with my cock and ever since then you've had mild dementia.
Oh
Well remember that but also I think that would be
That would check out that would check out. I would check out
Hop in boys. Who's you have your SR2M?
Who see why is cozy on talking to us all tonight?
He's taking a break taking a break. He's like one word for 20 minutes
Okay
Because you're annoying as fuck over
He's got his laptop in the bath. He's got one of those tables that you can do stuff on in the bath
100% he's transferred Tarkov over to the top over the laptop
Good for him good for him. He deserves some R&R some rest relaxation. He's been working hard. Yeah, uh-huh
He's been working very hard good for him good for him
Oh, you all you know what we should give him for his birthday
Yeah, like
What toast her?
So sir 100% for days like these you're talking about so you can make toast in the bath
Yes, we can make toast in the bath. Oh, that'd be fun. I know that'd be a great time
I
Was right by RB the oakie boys we can get rich by we be
I didn't even spot it in me. What's in the other house? It's the other one. Okay. We'll sit coach out first safe that way
Where's Coach?
I'm tiny. You gotta be on furry tender.
I just am, can't swipe in the hole.
BOOM!
You stole my Mr. Blade before I could let you...
BAD SINCE!
My ZWD-WINCE SINCE!
My man, my man!
Good lad, he do good.
I'm glad you're here.
Thanks for the wait. See you soon, brother.
Hope you doing well, big man.
I hope you're having a great day, Mr. Bland.
This one's for you!
Oh boy, this one's for you!
You've blessed me with great luck.
You've blessed me with great luck, Mr. Bland.
I bet this army of your tears can be packed.
Oh, it's you, Bland.
Oh, God's Bland.
God's Bland.
Stand back.
I will kill you.
I will kill you if you walk in here.
Hey, say, I didn't want to drink today.
We're drinking today.
We're drinking today.
Just going to take a peek.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Wait, guys, no, no, no, no.
Don't come in here, don't come in here.
Guys, guys, if you get me killed,
well, I'm doing this just for you.
We're just, oh.
Guys, get out of my room!
I'm not even gonna get out of my room!
I just wanna watch you loot,
we just wanna watch you loot.
Oh my, oh my, oh my,
I'm actually getting stacked,
I'm actually getting packed.
I'm actually getting stacked,
I'm actually getting packed.
Guys, I got a red rebel,
I got a red rebel and an injector stays.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
I need a red rebel.
Oh
I don't I don't have red rebel yet
Oh, do you?
Hey, there's a key card. Where's the key card? Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I've got a fucking red card. I've got red card
Are you joking?
What the hell?
This room, this room, this room, this room, this room, this room!
Hey, yeah, yeah!
It's a shitty room. It's a shitty room.
No, it ain't. No, that's the, that's the most pristine room in all the labs.
Lab?
Yeah, we're not here.
What?
Oh, oh, oh.
So, Red D-bot.
I thought you were saying this was the pristine, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know that.
You're saying this room was the most
Pretty good
I'm pretty good
That's not nice
Is it black better?
Well, I have all the key cards like I like to commies every key cards crazy. I keep buying really good stuff
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You suck ass. Open, open, open.
Make sure you put the rebel in your ass.
Oh, it's a bit of my ass. Trust me.
I stuffed it right there before you guys even walked in the room.
I ain't losing this bad boy.
I ain't losing this bad boy.
Wait, wait. You got an injector's case?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, okay. Can I bring in money for it?
You? Next rate?
Because I can't buy it until level 35.
Uh...
That doesn't make sense.
In this case, we owe me one favor.
I'll bring you the money.
You can't, you can't really drop me that much money.
Wait, why? It's only like 400K.
You can only drop 20,000 per rate.
Unless you want to do it over the next 20 raids.
I don't know. Ask me again.
Are you guys ready?
You see it? You see it?
Actually, you're just giving it to me.
You owe me one favor. You owe me one favor.
What?
I don't know.
Holy s**t.
How can you black out my arm good that's what you deserve you're a bad man you're going
to hell I want you to know that that was the nicest thing you've ever done for me we got
to balance it out we got to balance it out I'm gonna do something atrocious I'm gonna
come in a war crime today give me a quick search up clothes you find something
just horrible about him just horrible on the internet no go go ask his family
go ask just find something terrible about him well that's your mission soldier
that's your mission nice thing you've ever done you have to balance it out
you didn't balance it out there's too much nicest going around yeah I always
I thought you were a piece of shit.
Come back.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hehehe.
Wait, who did you meet?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You know what, right?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That was Pena, that was Pena.
Yeah.
We need to kill all these guys with our S2Fs.
That guy just almost blew my face up.
Fantastic.
We just killed anything, right?
Yeah, you guys, I get 30 things.
I mean, that was stored by aura from last raid.
Oh, God.
My aura was in jeopardy.
What happened, sorry, why do you keep saying that?
I lost a knife fight.
But you did it.
Yeah, but it was kind of bogus, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I know I'm gonna say that because it sounds like I'm biased
when I'm saying that, but I think anybody watching knows
that was kind of bogus, that was kind of bogus.
I hit him first, I had him red
before he even hit me once,
and he hit a really bogus double shot.
It was pretty bogus, it was pretty bogus,
it was pretty bogus.
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Oh, dingle!
Guys, I'm being shut. I'm being shut. I think I see from the top of your building.
I got on the roof of White Knight. I'm in case.
I'm in White Knight right now. Is White Knight the one on the right or left?
Okay. This is the one you just ran out of. Yeah, I saw that roof. I saw that roof.
He sounded like it. Wait, this is... wait, this is Black Knight. This is Black Knight.
Yeah, he's on top of Black. He's on top of Black.
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
I'm gonna go over to white and then pick up a few of these all right all right yeah with the bullet hit right there
No, it was definitely black nine hundred percent because I can see that the trajectory the bullets it was actually from the ground floor
Wait, let's do those spawn there. Is that spot there?
Wait no
hmm yeah he's ground floor yeah looking at the stairs he peaked he's in that
room yeah ground floor I've been in contact with all this age white night
as well the job come back to black night were you at hey he's in black
night I'm a white night I'm going in
okay the scab I'm coming hold on you
battle for I see I see give me spotty
do we have we had I mean wait night I'm
killing the one in the building okay
I'm outside but thank you walking
hey bitch boy no I'm on the back towards
the gym okay you're lucky my friend
sucks at this game pal you're not gonna
I have the same long over with me hip-hop
I'm coming
He's gonna hear that he's like watching the window. I think that you run it out, right? Yes
He's definitely watching it staring at it
I
You're in there right maybe maybe I don't know maybe you did it need it
Hey, hold on
What's the outside of it?
We're on the outside of that that would be far outside. I
Listen, anyone could work
I need it in there
Yeah
Are you fucking kidding? I'm good, but my arms down
He's about us. We're both up first. She's about us
I might have
You got him, you got him!
Good work, Mr. Clonesy!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Ora, Ora!
Dude, uh, I just got my day today!
Wait, there's one more, there's one more!
There's one third, there's one third!
Okay, hold on, I feel like I should fix it.
Boyfriend.
I'm uh, I'm gonna keep up right now.
I'm gonna go on for likes.
What's you gonna do about that, big man?
How's you gonna do about that?
do nothing. Let me have this, let me have this. No! The time for talk is over! You
killed my friend that very much enjoys model playing sets a little too much and it's suspicious.
Get all this juicy loot. Oh, thank goodness. There's no one down here to stop me. Oh
Oh, it's so juicy. There's no team. No team. Oh
It's so juicy. Oh, oh
Thank goodness. I'm so hungry. I'm a hungry boy. I'm a hungry boy. Thank goodness. There's no daddy to stop
Oh, I'm a hungry boy
There's me, there's me
I
Got the nl 545 again, thank you. Yeah, you know sweet. We're here to sweet one
Who's what do we do what do we do?
Okay, okay
We're about to come up there
any baby now
What
I
Well, I am but not cuz you told me to bitch
Yeah
Yeah, like that. I'm staying down here on my own free will
Now, grab some of the stairs on you.
Do you want me to run over and do uh...
...the other night and look at what's on us?
You know what?
You know what?
Okay, no, no, wait, wait, no, wait, wait, wait.
WEDNES!
Oh, deep, just wait.
WEDNES!
Please.
WEDNES!
Where does me?!
Make beats with your god motherfucker!
Cause you're seeing him!
What? No!
What's up guys?
Oh no!
Guns, ASP 667, sent.
remember to pinch and roll peanut never scratch I'm taking my office leave that
touches petite and has my son
I lost on my aura again I think we're cursed today we'll do the curse did
anybody hit a child I don't remember punching a child
It's one of those things that you can sometimes forget.
Oh my, oh my, oh incredible, incredible, oh my goodness, oh there's another one, there's
another one!
I
Know
Jump off the roof you live you live you live it's just hurt at all
Very shavings heels. I'm out of fucking heels
Give me an L545 to we can add to
I
Know stomach again
We're making fun of me. We're calling me third-leg and tripod
Oh my god, oh god, I'm having PTSD from when I was in your mom's house. Oh
Oh god, no!
You gotta get this guy close to you.
Hey, you might wear a back.
I need it.
I need it.
Okay.
I have no water.
I don't cook.
I don't cook.
I don't cook.
Hmm?
Hmm.
You're a coward.
I'm crashed into battle!
With the might and bravery of a thousand lions!
What are you talking about?
I may be dead, but I was very brave.
They've been stunning.
Brave and stunning.
Big peanut!
Oh my god.
Incredible. Incredible. Wow.
Wow
Lord Lord
Close, let me tell you something
Wow
Wow
Wow, that's what I'm saying
He's been practicing on furry fin boy
Incredibly
Incredibly
I'm going inside every round tonight, but I feel like I've been avenged every round too
Yeah, these are going pretty good
These are going pretty good
Coach, if you drop your backpack, you can leave it to your manhole five meters away
Yeah, I'll go
I'll go
Oh, yeah, I guess there's a lot of good loot there. There's two NL545
Oh, she's my new favorite streamer, sorry, Dodd. I'll do that. He doesn't even stream
He doesn't even stream the hell
Yeah, stomach but hurting yeah, I don't have I don't have
You could get out it sewer, but then you got to drop a backpack
That's how selfless he is. That's how selfless wow wow you know what?
This case that pain this is the favor right here
No, no, no, no, I just wanted you to get out so I can play again
Everybody's calling me stupid and horrible and ugly
I
You think this is how
Courage became a
Announcer that he was dead so much that he just got good kind of observing. I know a lot of people seem to hate
Yeah, I love it
That's what it's weird
Yeah, I think it's because him and Cypher dropped the video where they would smash or pass four night skins, so I think that kind of...
I mean, let a man... let a man get away with something a little bit more saucy every now and then.
He's getting a little saucy! I mean, come on!
He's getting just a little saucy. Everybody gets a little saucy every now and then, alright?
Is that a little weird? Yeah. Yeah. But hey, buddy.
We all make mistakes. Everybody has those days.
If you want to do a smash and bash on the Fortnite skins, just let them. So weird.
Yeah, come on. Everybody's got... Everybody's different in the world.
Some people have different things that they...
Some people don't prefer cheese. Some people like tacos more than burgers.
some people
like to go outside this playing video game and some people I
Broadcast their screen live while they smash her pass all the fortnight skins. It's
Yeah, it's whatever it's it's it's it's the world is full of
Diversity different people different interests. That's right. That's right. That's right. Mm-hmm absolutely absolutely
I mean
I mean, he's licking his lips and looking at Renegade Raider or whatever it's called.
We get a couple goodies you'll be getting a couple goodies. Yeah, I specifically remember close you having a lot to say about that
Missful Raider miss fall hunter skin. Oh, yeah, that's getting that skin had
That's a banger
100% that's how you can't play with that.
Yeah, that's your banger.
That's your certified banger.
100% No, you can't play with your
closey for that.
That's why it was me.
That was something.
I mean, that is unironic.
Not even a joke.
They didn't make that for any other reason.
Exactly why that was.
All right, guys, make a few thousand dollars
and put a fat ass on it.
Guys, how are we going to make money on this game?
Hold on.
We're saying, guys, the sales are not that good.
How are we going to make more money?
but it's a thousand dollars in a fat ass give it a fat
truck
not just that but like a cosmic
the universe
that's it that's it's a common good thing he's he's
secret to the universe that's it that boosts he's out of this world
who
who
only gets a place everybody's different everybody's different
Well, what's ready to go? Don't you run to be done?
I guess I'm gonna start bringing out some hot kids
Well, we gotta be the SR2M back. Don't we have any kills we get?
I do have another one. All right, you know what that's kind of a that's cheap as hell. Anyway, it's my last one
So we all let me tell you we got
four kills
We're on a 30.
Let's ride!
Perfect, good.
We're almost there.
We're almost there.
We almost had it.
Unlock it in, boys.
Wow.
One more raid should do it.
One more raid should do it.
At this rate.
At the rate we're going.
Whoo!
You have a one more raid to that bad boys.
Let me tell you boys.
Let me tell you. Let me tell you.
I'm going to be told to ask you, peanut.
I don't know if this is going to get me canceled or not,
but somebody's asked me to ask you what your favorite color of the alphabet is.
Mean anything to you?
Never heard of it. Nope.
Never heard of it. Nope.
Don't know what you're talking about. Nope.
What no what no, maybe you asked the wrong p.m. In the top of another peanut. Hmm. Hmm. Could be another p.m. You're talking about
Well, there it is
Just go I just guess I just got one guy. Yeah, that'll happen. That'll have one guys are very common one guys are very
Convictionic the hop on in the water
Apologize
Was it guys I'm gonna wish I'm about to get a solution on to the top guys. I'm taking the real game and starts right now
The real game and starts right now. What about I'm saying we're gonna dominate the battle if you can get all twinkies
Lock it in lock it in lock it in lock it in boys. Lock it in lock it in. I'm a budget stuff
I'm gonna slam a blue one round
You say what
You can't say what I'm gonna be here for!
I everybody go grab a sitting jizz with seven one one!
Now we're walking in!
Let's run!
I'm back. I'm back. Are you back?
I'm back. You're talking to me.
I'm back. I'm back.
I'm back. I'm back.
I'm back you pop it open you pop it open for real goop. All right. Let me know when dude
Let me know when I'm drinking a little something a little stronger
And if we do right there
I'm bringing bourbon right now I
Wasn't gonna drink bourbon tonight, but after the night I've had on Tarkov Tarkov always does this to me
I mean, you know, I'm a bottle opener, right?
Like a peanut for the peanut certified bottle opener
Is it peanut bottle open?
Did I go to the wrong map?
Uh-oh.
Yep.
He's gonna be so pissed.
All right, Matt.
Maybe you won't notice.
Hey, how you doing?
How you doing?
Hey, what's up?
All right, we're heading over to the cave buildings on reserve.
All right, let's go.
Should be this way.
Why the fuck are we on shoreline?
Why are we on shoreline?
I would know anything about that boss.
The game must have glitched.
The game must have glitched.
Isolate reserve hundred cent.
Come on, team, come on, team.
Wait, why don't we just run tunnel?
No, no, no.
We have another question anyways.
I gotta go grab the book.
I go down this raid
fucking shoreline
listen just wait me
oh oh wait
what the hell
I'm going I'm going to just
miss it but miss it but
I'm going to send you a
certified peanut bottle opener
for your birth
really?
You have a bottle opener?
I have a bottle opener.
It's actually sweet.
And when they were making it, they sent me like samples, and it was like kind of crappy
quality.
I was like, dude, make the bottle opener heavy as shit.
I'm gonna do this thing, it's like, you could kill a guy with this thing.
I mean, this is not a weapon now, it is heavy.
That's awesome.
I think they made it so heavy upon request.
I'm sorry.
You can throw this back right through a window like a bread.
Of course do not do that though.
I think it's still for sale. I don't know.
Do you make, is it, would there be laws against making brass knuckles slash bottle opener?
I think you have to label it as not brass knuckles.
You didn't label it as the bottle opener.
As a four connected rings.
So you can open four bottles at once. You have four bottle opener.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
I think it allows you that, it's legal.
But you can't just sell brass knuckles.
You can do that.
Who's right here on the left?
Oh, shit.
Each of you a person?
Kids?
God, I'm...
HOOOOOO!
Did Mr. Stingles die?
I'm Mr. Stingles' star, that guy who was caught up!
I can't die.
I can't die.
I can't die again.
you're looking at me. No, no, no, I'm just trying to get you. Do you have keys for this?
Do you have like a key? Well, I didn't bring anything here. No, no, no. We thought we were
going to reserve. Why would I have resort keys on me? Come on, guys, we're going in.
Let's get this guy to loot. Wait, there's maybe someone in the bushes in front of us.
me sure I'm gonna sprint I'm in front of you more though come on you being
paired on oh my oh my god everybody he's top four top four mangers
You sure you didn't sound like who's on the move?
What?
What?
I don't know what things we might do for a living.
Nobody can stop me.
What?
Dude, I had, this guy had no helmet.
I headshot him twice.
Wait, okay.
Is he on the bridge?
What?
He's on the roof.
He's on the roof.
No, he's top left.
He's top left to managers.
I got a really good gun for this, actually.
That guy that I killed, he had a cool sniper.
I am
Be fair that was close
Is this the trauma dumping or birthday carry a portion of the stream either way?
I'm depressed and my birthday's coming up next year
Watch yourself mr. Krabs die
That's a different guy. I'm dead. Okay, there's two guys. There's two guys one at admin
And the other guy still gonna have a lightsaber. I want you to know you good time for I just realized
I just realized I didn't he acts because I thought we were going reserve. So I didn't have a long range man
guys do not worry it's R2-N do not fear the buggy later age here he will
revenge both of you do you know where you were getting shot from yeah top the
very top right window of west okay okay top right window of west I'm peeping
people I can't really make out what she in here oh you saw him a shop really yeah
yeah yeah his head you saw his head for a second I think he's there I think the
100% it might be the leaves yeah the leaves might be different on your screen
yeah well he's exactly where you're looking he's exactly where you're looking
Oh, I can't see past these leaves.
It's a leaf conspiracy.
Wait, can you see him?
You gotta be toward him.
I don't see him.
I only saw him for a second.
I can't see anything.
All right, hear me out.
Pee, you stand up, right?
Okay, hold on.
Summer salt backwards.
backwards. Plant your left leg. Spring to the right.
Stop on your left leg! Don't forget!
Cartwheel forward. Double, triple, quadruple, cartwheel, cartwheel, cartwheel, cartwheel, cartwheel.
Now you're right below him. He's dazed and confused. Bang, you shoot him in the head.
What do you think? Incredible, incredible. Incredible. Oh, my goodness.
I- STAY BACK!
GO!
Alright, okay, alright, standing up! Cartwheel, Cartwheel, Cartwheel, Cartwheel!
Cartwheel, Cartwheel, Cartwheel, Cartwheel, Standbark!
Stand up, Cartwheel, Cartwheel, Summer Stop, Summer Stop, Cartwheel!
Cartwheel, get stuck in the bush, Cartwheel, Summer Stop!
IT WORKED, IT WORKED!
HURRY!
I need that one to work!
Genius, Mr. Kimic Genius!
Well, it was close. Yeah, it was close enough close enough. It was what matters is it did indeed work
Okay, all right, okay, I know exactly what to do. I know exactly what to do
Watch and learn boys
W key don't let off the W key until either I'm dead or fair death
Are you sure because it feels like you're sprinting towards path to the right now?
No, don't.
Gotcha.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
That's how it's going on.
That's how it's happening.
I'm doing a diversion.
I'm a diversion.
A flanky do.
I'm going to come in the rear.
I'm going to rip it off.
Watch and learn.
Watch and learn.
Did you give your scroll in your, in your quilt, and give your scroll in your
Rather than cock and rip it off.
Mm-mm-mm.
Watch and learn, watch and learn.
Did you give your scroll in your...
in your quail and give your scroll in your quail out?
Did you scroll in your quail out quick, Mr. gimmick?
Well, I'm glad you're about to teach you a thing or two.
Did you quail in your scroll out, Mr...
Oh!
Okay, all right.
No.
Write that down.
Okay.
Write that down.
Got it?
Got it?
Yeah.
What should I write down exactly like just visualize specifically? What should I write down dream?
visualize achieve
dream
Visualize achieve
mm-hmm. Okay, that's me. Wait dream visualize
Achieve mm-hmm. That's what we learned there. That's we learned there dream it. We should want it
dream it wish it
get. Wanted. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm.
Excellent. Excellent. Hopefully everyone learned a thing or two right there.
Hopefully everybody learned a thing. Oh, I killed a guy.
Oh, yeah, I killed that first guy. Incredible. Incredible. Incredible.
Yeah. Incredible. Woo.
Man, this is a generational day for me. Mm-hmm.
Maybe the clock so you can bring us to the right map this time.
it was great great great great great great great great great great great great
great great great great great son which is me that's all I know that's all I know
all right so I you know I want you to stand up okay I want you to hit the
squat business like you wouldn't the gym but really fast and bounce on it
all right professor okay good let me get another SR to have you got you
You got another SR2M big man?
No.
Okay, got it.
What the hell was this?
We're so close, we only have 4 out of 30 kills.
That's so true. That's so true.
I would love to help, but that was my last one.
Oh yeah, how about this? How about this? What if I...
Believe in you.
You can try it.
Okay, I'm believing. I'm believing. Grab an SR2M.
quickly miss you at this time we supported me see if I can buy one of
these I've actually wasted so much good armor in the last like three rains this
is how ready this dude I I'm not bringing out anything I just hope you
guys know until I once I extract I will bring out my good gear again but until
I extract one time I am not bringing out anything I have lost probably 1.5
million dollars in the last hour play with you two balloons again oh I'm talking
to you buddy I'm talking to you pal I'm talking to you I'm talking to you
monster all right you're the reason we keep losing tell him it's gonna kill
him you're the one that cutest the wrong man
no I'm waiting I don't give a car about you unlike someone and seen I do
I'll kill him I'll kill him!
I appreciate it.
I'm just leading him to his death on the wrong map!
Oh!
No I didn't!
It was you!
You're the demon, you're going to hell.
You're a bad man, you're going to hell, bitch, you clumsy!
You remember that time that we saved together in Italy?
Don't forget about that.
Don't forget about that.
you smoked all my cigarettes and then you told the police that I was I had a
different joke there and I stopped
self-control
I love you
what?
wait what did you say?
I was gonna hang that one in the chamber
yeah
let's ride
I
Have to win I have to win this is this is a this is serious
This is serious business the winning starts right now boys the winning starts right now we do that you we do not fall there oh
You see a quick kid of face real quick. I'm a hungry boy
I'm good to go
Let's ride
Hmm
Here you ugly and proud I'm ugly and I'm proud I'm ugly and I'm proud
Well average we can't go lab because mr. Cokes. He's been spending the last week
Dittal and his wiener instead of doing the lab with quest line
You guys gonna tell me what quest I need to do cuz you just
the one that's called
Oh I bring you gotta you gotta go to do it literally we could have just done it
you got to go to resort and find the kabobah shuntah shun key oh my god
the problem is he for a lot of quest line there's four four five spawns in
resort you find the gnosis canosis key and that involves the labyrinth there's
only like two or three steps to it very it's very easy but then you gotta wait
12 12 hours is that right mr. gimmick it's all right mr. pain up that's right
mr. pain up that's a bad poor we get done lickety split mr. closey you
gotta wait 12 hours and next time we're in the resort we're gonna we get to
The key. Bing bang boom.
Let's ride!
I'm just saying it and my game
perfect is anybody outside? yeah, is that a little bugger? maybe I don't know
no, it's not
I killed one of the guys that's not to him
yeah
he's too big, too big, too big, too big
I have this fool
take this fool
I
T goes out there
Well, buddy left I'm shippin on it. I gotta do what I'm sipping on it
got a laugh I'm going to kill him
who's right here something here jump in jump in jump in jump in
maybe one more to give him
gotcha gotcha
we come on fire up on fire you see that boys
even time to react to the broad James
Too easy, too easy.
Looks like you're moving that man's penis. I want to keep it as a...
Keepsake.
After most.
Is there anymore?
Uh, I dunno.
Maybe...
It makes some DC.
Oh, he's pouring ugly.
It's not time for the hail, boss. Should we go there?
You ma piece of my mind.
I
Might be
Blue Har at Pawn
I'll cut out this beat
Oh
We go to RBVL real quick. It's nice. Where's that? It's the one where we find the injector's case
It's back over yonder with next to K-bellies
I'm down. I was a little worried because no one's sprinted in the open field, so that might have sprinted over there.
I could just want to hurt someone else on the outside of this place. I thought it was two.
It's going to keep us in the RBVL, yeah?
We should wait for gimmick.
No, no, no. We're killing everybody so gimmick's safe. We're doing them a great favor.
It doesn't spawn open.
You sure?
Yep.
Oh yeah, shots by over R.B.V.O. do you hear that?
Lots of them, lots of them.
Tons of them.
Oh.
Oh they're getting active J-Badass.
On a- on a stack, no cap.
Okay.
I have no stamina.
Fuck you, bitch, fuck you.
Sick of sick of.
Move right over R.B.V.O.
Come on, come on.
Yeah, I have no stamina, I'm level 20.
Fuck you.
Of course, if we kill these guys, it can be huge. I bet there's four guys over here. I'm in train station
Yeah, I'm going top for medic. Thank I had
I don't know what's my voice I don't know what's what luck in it
She first was close to see first
We'll hop up on the roof. You might inside them with my SR2M. I
All right, you do.
I'm about to get all my order back right now.
This is gonna be amazing.
They gotta be an army V.O.
They gotta be.
100% 100% they're an army V.O.
Oh wait, they're definitely funny.
I think they were funny out back now.
We're out back.
Tower, tower, tower.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I don't know if I killed them.
I have an entry access in the tower.
I'm going in!
Someone's inside, I found a backpack outside!
Okay.
Thanks for the backpack bitches!
Someone's inside, someone's inside.
Okay, from the tower.
Okay, I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I can't shoot that guy. My goodness you go that far. Oh
That's my friend over there
My training away you guys are a train you guys are a train, right? Yeah, I'll reveal
Okay, I just spawned in because I do seed but I'm gonna
Make my way over.
Oh! I got it! I got it!
There, pay. I made our review.
Looks like that we's in here.
We-we-we here's what inside?
The hell rod, the 96 cent...
Penalty.
It was in power when I called it.
I love you.
I would love for the LeBron James of Tarkov to wish me a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Darth Vader!
Bitch, we should go in for the magical activities.
Now watch this drive.
Speaking?
Yeah, I can have four.
I had Captain, but I didn't need any extra weight.
That's just a pee! Hold it, people! I should have taken that guy's rig!
This guy's using SSP.
He's low in power.
It's it, it, it, it, it.
It's it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it.
Which way is he facing for the tower?
Is he like in that box?
Yeah, he's in the tower, but there could be another one.
Hey, hold on, just kill the guy.
Okay.
Can I just get him?
That's a pretty nice shot.
That's probably going to be good.
Pushed over, pushed over.
I did it!
Coming down tower now, coming down tower!
Okay, got it, got it, got it!
Okay, look it, look it, look it!
He's behind the other building!
Oh yeah, I'm behind him, I'm behind him, I'm...
He's low, low, low!
Got him, got him, I got him, I got him, I got him!
Nice, it's the same, it's the same.
Probably more.
He's super low.
Oh, he's double-tied.
Stupid pussy.
Is there any more? Is there any more?
Maybe.
Where are you at, coachy?
I'm on the backside.
Yeah
It's a scavenger how's it just gonna stop my arms back
That boy been drinking some milk I got no arms. Oh, I love you, but you may
me
Why you're inside of I mean I'll be out I
Be yours completely clear about you. Okay?
You're the building right yeah, I'm clear yeah, I'm gonna go up to the tower see like the other guy
There's another day guy right here. Oh my goodness. Oh, yeah, there's a bunch of
Oh
Hold on now
Usually that's how they do how they operate
Wait, wait, this guy's stashed his gun somewhere.
Oh yeah, no, I'm on the look for him.
Wait, did you kill the guy in tower and did I?
I think this guy's out of town.
It's John Tynes God, I don't know.
Wait, really?
But I'm getting red.
I'm getting red, I'm getting red.
hmm little sum sum little sum sum
I hit have two of them in power
no this guy has
did that guy have a M80 gun up there?
Yeah
Yeah, I start 25 but the scope was only taken off I think your guy had a scope is butthole
Yeah
Is booty hole is real?
No, he took off the scope. I think this guy killed a different guy. I
Think there's more bodies. Oh, no, it's not
You're talking crazy
You're talking crazy. More bodies, you crazy?
You're crazy, dude. You're crazy.
More bodies now!
No, no, no. No, no, no.
Don't be ridiculous, cuz you won't. Don't be ridiculous.
That's crazy talk.
We're getting stuck. We're getting stuck.
We're getting stuck.
Why is he getting stuck?
I'm gonna poop in your bottle.
Why is this gun orange?
Let's get this!
I'm gonna kill these right now.
Now then, get rich!
Wait, you guys don't use these that many games, right?
Wait, there's an AK that uses an M80?
OOF
OOF
GET OUT OF THE CALLS AND GET OUT
Just looking
See if it's worth it to pick it up
Sounds like a good-
I'm sensing you guys have- have- have- hit the mark
Wait, why- why are you dropping this gun?
Oh, I know that- I'm just moving all the other guys
I'm picking up the F4 back
Okay
Okay
Good, AK that uses M80 since fuckin' when
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Is it the AK-50?
It's the AK-3O-8?
Is it the G-Boy goodies? I kinda got scared!
Yeah, I was looking at that. It didn't look like that much good shit.
Where's all the goodies at?
No, we miss anything guys, we miss anything.
Oh, that's kind of guns.
We're all the goodies, I only got a Doc's case
and an intelligence for it, which is pretty good,
but I like crazy good.
Wallet.
Wallet.
Water.
I feel like that-
A wagon.
How much is that key worth?
There's something right here, there's something right here.
There's something right, oh.
Oh, it's a wallet.
He's like the prophecy foretold.
That key's worth six million.
Mm.
Wait, yo, I got scammed.
Oh, God, Rob.
Darn it.
You stole a red key card.
Don't mind me, I'm just doing your whole quest for you.
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir
I will reward you with one handy back in the hideout. Don't you worry boss? Oh
What a good day today is what no watch it in the chat
No, why should it be?
Retardant
You still red key card
No
You should have been the staff there watching it, yeah, promise.
Hey, hold it, wait, wait, oh wait, wait, oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, this is not that good, you can have this.
Alright.
Wizard break, wizard break!
Alright, let's, oh!
Mmm...
M16 magazine? Ah, nah.
Well, I don't want that magazine.
Oh, we see what you kills we got, let me see.
We sell good gimmicks to it. He's let us down again.
I don't know. You might have to... It might be proximity.
Because if you're too far, it might not count.
But I've killed like five scaths on my way to you guys.
I'm coming down to you right now. You still at the mark room?
I'm checking. We have nine kills total.
Well, we had four.
Oh, is that you guys?
That's right, that's right. I see you.
That's my friend over there.
I don't know unless you guys really didn't kill anything then I might have been too far for you guys
Kill anything you can't just sprint it over. Oh, well, then there you go, then all five of those you're fucking welcome. Oh
Thank you so much. Oh, you mind pausing for saying gimmick
Anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture gimmick. Can you pause for a second?
You might say I ain't freaking out shit. What's wrong with this picture here?
What's wrong this picture here?
They haven't been counting not because it's proximity because you have a silencer. Oh
I've never had a silencer
That's part of the web gimmick
You just said something
All of you just noticed
I died on you
You have like 7000 hours in this game
Oh wait hold on I think I just saw a guy
Wait I might have just seen a guy
Go behind behind
Are you guys pretty in it?
Because you were in you were in
It's just this guy
It's just this guy
Where are you?
I was in the player's cab
I'm in the building
I'm in the building
There's someone right here
Next to hermanic
It's a player's cab
Players have psychopaths
This is running which that's me spring thing. I'm in the park. Yeah. Oh
Okay
Late to the party, but I'm gonna just up any little
Guys left behind in here
I
Wish you I get down to the bunker. I don't get one more of those raider kills. Yeah, I'm like
Fine, they'll be fine boys. There's at least one that come on gang. Come on
come on boy
uh-huh be right there
hmm
yes here is a recipe for a tucker tuff
like this
I'll keep your papers open boys
keep your papers open
keep
I'm telling you, I think people genuinely, some guys wrote on their schedule that, you
know how I told everybody this week, I'm going to play two hours of Ocarina's on Thursday
for sponsorship.
I had to set alarms for two hours and one minute, and then just to come in with an
already copy and pasted from a notepad to the right.
Ocarina didn't last long, did it?
That's literally what they did.
They had it prepared.
They said, oh, he's playing Ocarina's for two hours?
I'm going to go in there two hours and one minute and say, huh,
I'm going to take the last long dinner, huh?
Look at that.
Jesus Christ.
Hmm.
Hmm.
People's open boys.
Oh, right.
Someone's next to me.
I'm in school.
I'm going down to the bunker.
Someone's down here.
Someone's also in front of me as well, too.
Fucking.
Hey, I have a backpack on, which means I'll be able to-
Oh my God!
I got no arms!
I got no arms!
Real person, real person, many real people, I need up!
Okay.
How many?
She's gonna be nice.
Oh my God.
Who's he got?
Who's he got?
Oh, see, this is serious business.
Yeah, man, I'm top of her medic.
This is serious business.
I ain't got no arms.
Who's he got?
No arms.
Hey, Mac, is this you by cable things?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm running up on her medics bunker right now.
Wait, there's smoke grenade in there.
What?
Uh, black division? Is this funny?
No, that was just, that was a scout, it was a scout.
Wait, I killed that one.
The smoke's still up? Jesus Christ.
Blocking.
I'm about to peek him, I'm about to peek him.
If I die, kill my mom, I was cool.
Yeah.
It's kinda funny.
Hey, bitch boy!
Watch this boy. Oh
Come on now. It's done. Oh
Dude, I'm not joking. I have a rig on me. That's it and the rigs I even filled
This is heinous
Can't skip leg day
We go
He's finished.
As whenever you guys are done taking a walk around the park and then cooking a five star
meal and then eating it and then taking a trip to Paris and then whenever you're done christening
your vows and getting married and then after that you go on your honeymoon and then once
you're done with that you build a life together and start a family in Argentina and
And then after that you move the text to the violent divorcment between you two and you
guys think that you might use an ATTENTIME RADY ASSAMI!!
Maybe 20.
20.
That's fair.
Horseman Fair.
Horseman Fair.
Horseman Fair.
Horseman Fair.
Yes.
Said the guy who's printed all the way across the map without saying a goddamn word.
Oh no sorry guys we should skip this corner of the map with nothing to do for 20
inside I was looting I was looting I need it I you know much I've lost it
all right where are you in the bunker and are there still human being about the
bunker about time hey you guys coming okay all right well fuck me I'm in the
Okay, here's the bucket up.
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
Coming back.
Where you guys at?
Where you guys at?
Where you guys at?
We're in White Bishop.
White Bishop?
White Bishop?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Med Building.
Med Building?
Which one's that one?
Is that one with the gate?
No, that's White Bishop.
It's right next to the church.
Across the street from school.
Right next to the church.
Oh.
Where are you?
Oh.
That's Black Pond.
Is it one across from school?
Oh no, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Well, I'm going to Black Pond right now.
Okay, so we're not going basement?
We are going basement.
I gotta go another way, because this guy's holding it.
It's bastard.
Why don't you just go to kitchen?
Kitchen where?
Oh, where did that end?
So we're trying to kill me, so we're trying to kill me.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I'm in Black Pond, I'm in Black Pond.
Oh my God, who's here?
I can go hard, I can go hard, I can go hard.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
I had a Sam again.
Go hard, I'm gonna go hard, I can right next to the helicopter.
Get him!
Roger, Roger.
Roger, Roger, Roger, Roger.
Guys, you've arrived.
You've arrived, are you in Black Pine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fantastic, fantastic.
That was a shot, just let's you know where we are.
What? That wasn't this, Bob.
That is not Blackpawd.
I actually don't know what Blackpawd was.
It's a middle one. It's a middle one.
Oh, my God.
Alright, one guard down. One guard down.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
Yeah, yeah, I see that.
It's not a guard.
Not a guard.
Oh, wait a minute.
What?
Uh, if this isn't a guard,
it's just a juiced up, the juiciest scab I've seen in my life.
Oh, where are you?
I'm very good, I'm very good.
What?
I'm very good.
What?
Guys, I eat a little bit of food, I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm gonna need a-
Where are the raters?
Uh, well, I killed two right next to the helicopter.
this is me over here do you hear me daddy's gonna need a mouse print over
I'm spreading over I'm in this window you see me oh shit oh okay okay there's
something on the other side he'll he's just trying to assassinate me holy crap
oh my god I was about to be caught up kidding me three-two holy shit down was
down the directly down this hallway directly down this hallway
On second floor first
First floor, no, you see where I am?
Coach, you see where I am?
He's shot right here, he's shot right here
He's just sitting down the other side
Fuck you!
I'm gonna go push him then for a minute
Who's shooting? Who's shooting?
That was me, Claire Scav was rolling up on you guys
She's been eliminated
Okay, I'm gonna push out, I'm going to push out the outside, okay?
He's on the right side or left?
He's right down the toilet, but I'll just give him one
Oh my god, look, see that guy was right behind you.
I'm just gonna push him from outside, okay?
Okay, I don't know where he is, I don't know where he is.
Are you sure he wasn't on the rocks sniping in?
He could have been, just somewhere down the hallway.
There's a dead guy.
Oh, there's two dead guys.
Oh
I'm taking basement
He's in the where's that
Wait, he's on the stairs. He's on the stairs second floor. It's for Dora
We're gonna blow you come and blow you
Right. He's gonna be on the second floor
You're right. Oh, that's you. Oh, that's easy. Yes. Yes. Yes. He's gonna be on the second floor. I can't wait
I'm famous. I need a snack
Fuck you fuck you
Give a snack I can have
Okay, pause the fight pause the fight pause
pause
Pausing pausing. I'm coming up. Don't shoot. I got my night pause pause tapering choose pause
I got my night. We're coming up. Don't shoot. Where are you at?
Wait, okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank God. They got it. Sorry. Yes, sir
I'm also going to need a slingshot.
There's multiple people.
Well, one of us is about to die for sure.
Are you ready to resume?
I'm going to go back downstairs.
That's fair.
All right, let's resume.
All right, okay, all right.
All right, okay, all right.
One of us is lead.
Are you ready?
I'm down.
All right, go!
There's two, right?
The fight's on!
Look in, look in, look in.
Look in.
We're fighting these guys?
It's only one guy, it's only one guy.
He's down the end, he's down the end, he's down the other end.
You keep it where you at you can place a good buy behind him
I'm in the back like right outside the bathroom bottom floor
He's not where he is
He's in middle form middle form right side close. We're on first floor, bud. He said it. Yeah, he's setting it. He's setting it
I'm running out. He's close
Stay back demon
Oh ding-o!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Oh!
No, it worked!
Cluck, see?
It was just about to flank him, too.
Uh, there's a meat coming up.
Honestly, that wasn't really fair. It was a 1v3.
You guys on 3rd floor?
Hey, where did his entire loot go?
What?
Where did he go?
P, I should have let you 1v1 that guy.
Before you get it, John.
I should have let you 1v1 him, and that was an un-honorable fight, and I apologize to that guy.
Oh
Hey guys
Hey guys
For far side probably time to go like this side of the opposite side this I the opposite
I'm having trouble finding my backpack.
Oh, I wonder where it went, huh?
No!
No, Cosy, please!
You wonder where it went.
Please, not here, please!
I wonder where it went.
No!
No!
Where is it, Cosy?
Cosy, please!
No, I need all that stuff, please!
Cosy, where are you?
I
The never was an eyeshadows this is not the arse as you're looking for
Good, did you just take the whole backpack as I'm looking for my backpack you did the whole thing
Hey, I took the entire backpack
That's mine!
It's not that... I'm not close.
Get out of my face!
I didn't take it. I don't know where it is.
I can't find it. I can't find it at all.
Your chat could tell you.
They're telling me but whenever I go to the spot they tell me where it is. It's not there.
Bottom of the stairs, room next to the stairs.
It sucks. You're gonna lose all that loot?
No, it's so much like
Who mentions these?
Where did I do?
Shit dude, we got a look for this thing give it give it give it. I know you I know you have it give it
Where is it give it give it? Where is it give it? Where is it? What?
Get out of my room right now get out of here me
Yeah, you
You're a liar and a thief and a cheat!
I was looting the- I was looting the table!
You're a thief and a liar!
Scumbag!
On that table!
Teh!
Teh! I spit on you!
Sexual purposes!
There's guys, there's guys camping D2.
They really are, you sure?
Yeah, there's- and they just killed me.
There's two of them just sitting at D2.
I have an idea!
but leave another way did we ever kill our guys I killed one of them it's all I
know who's this guy
Gotcha!
Did you see a little peep at Glewhart's butt or she?
Oh!
Don't mind if I do.
Are you doing to that man, uh, just a little nap
Which weird I have the secret key to go to the mines was that I
Have literally I know where it is follow me boss. Let's
Let me tell you something like you showed Valor you showed me a break this out there
You see how Coachy runs off without us something you and I would never do and he just goes off and dies
Yeah
I mean if I would have known he was on this way out of probably would have ate I would have stayed
Mm-hmm damn right you would have damn right good. We sit together as a unit seal team
Seal team
Coachy school she always muted. I was gonna offer him offline lessons
Oh, that's very nice of you.
Thank you, Mr. Gimmick, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You like it, like, you know what?
You know what?
Take this.
You earned it, buddy.
That's for you.
40,000 smackers right there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What is, wait, what?
Oh, oh, oh, thanks.
I met this guy once.
He's a nice guy.
Oh, that's very nice, it's very nice.
WP have more views and Kai it's time to take his place here we go guys I want to see a sub war in the chat
not just a sub battle a sub war yeah let's get the subs flying guys let's get this I want to see a sub war in the chat
I want to see a subway in the town right now
Dang dude you take you wear that crown. It's Sharon with a chair. That's right. Let's start some war
Oh, dude, Brian failed the first cannonball in the sub war
He gonna do streamer university peanut university university. I'm gonna start Peter University and
and
And then, and then you have content resolving waiting for you.
Damn right, damn right. I'm sorry, Peter University and Mr. Brian Fales is my first student
and I'm going to teach everyone in Peter University how to really do it, how to really do it.
It's very simple. It is, I mean, it is, you just...
a little bit of this and a little bit of that, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
A little bit over here, a little bit over there, a little bit over here, a little bit over there.
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot.
Oh my God.
You gotta come right now.
You gotta come right now.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot.
I forgot.
Thank goodness.
Oh, man.
What was that?
What was that?
Who's that? Who's that?
Who do you think he got you to?
Excellent Ray, gentlemen, excellent Ray!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh, he throws us like a cannonball at the sub-war!
Thank you, Mr. Sears, for your surprise fails.
Please, you're doing well.
Thank you, brothers. Thank you, brothers.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
By the way, I feel like I've been a bunch of guy jokes and I've never seen him.
I've never met him.
I just want to make it clear I have no animal.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Cratch!
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Cratch!
She's in a town without a name
In a heavy downpour
Thought it passed her own shadow
By the backstage door
Like a trip through the past
The best day of the rain
And that's what you saw
It's all my game
Now I need to get the rockin'
And I gotta get a job
Gotta get my back in
And I gotta get the chaos out
Gotta get juice, hot, beer roll
Get the juice, hot, beer roll
Get the juice, hot, beer roll
Get the juice, hot, beer roll
Get the juice, hot, beer roll
Oh, stop!
You better fucking stop!
You're gonna die!
You're gonna die tonight!
You're gonna die behind it!
Money well spent might do it again.
Ten-ten.
What we do behind the dumpster?
What happened behind the dumpster?
What happened behind the dumpster?
That's a certified banger, by the way.
Let me take out this ice-cold-y guy from chat and say,
Oh, I hate this song.
Oh, I hate this type of music.
Oh, I hate this.
If you ate jukebox hero, fuck yourself 30 times
with the rustiest metal piece of equipment
in your entire garage.
I don't care if you have to unpack old boxes
that are really stats back there.
That's a banger.
That's a banger and a half.
Two bangers.
Two bangers.
Oh.
Boys boys are we ready? I
Did get I did make a little room room in my stash. That's why I took a little bit longer
Well, thank you God
I have no room my son. I gotta I gotta do this one off-stream of something. I gotta I gotta sit here for like an hour
I'm streaming really get this thing going. Oh my goodness. I have no room. I've got no room
Oh
Maybe another dog tag case that creeps a room pretty easily
Oh, here we go. Here we go. We'll put all the dog tags in here
Here we go
Let's make a lot of room pretty easy
Here we go, there we go nice and easy nice and easy
We sell some pistols too. That should free up some more room
Sell all these members. I even sell the MP7s. You know, that's probably not the best decision
Y'all even sell the outside 25s of the AXMC and all that bad times a room there we go there we go
Here we go the ammo box out usually down when I get those
I'm gonna go see. Go see. Go see. Go see. Go see. Go see.
We gotta go back to reserve. Just one more time. Just one more time.
Here you did.
I'm gonna kill him.
He's about to ultimate.
Wait man. No. No. Why are we going back?
Oh because I was saying.
I'm gonna go. Oh because I was saying, no. What does it mean?
He's activating. He's ultimate.
I'm not activating anything.
Oh sorry. I was meeting.
Whoopsie
Sorry, I'm back
Well, welcome back sir welcome back
Guys, I guys I have three quests on listen listen listen. I'm finally even competing just two of the three class
We don't even have to get all the kills with the SR2M
I need to kill one raider and get the three documents down the bunker that we never have to go reserve ever again on tonight, okay?
Yeah, yeah, I got the suppressor I got the suppressor we need to kill 18 guys
But that one we can leave undone if needed we seem to kill one more
one more raider and get the three documents bottom being but a move around
there and we don't have to pay myself no more all right easy peasy easy peasy I
want to play that map anyways it's poop garbage
little bit of food, little bit of food and some heels, almost done, don't you want me
little something something tasty treat
oh yeah good to go you sip water I'm good to go as well oh dude the it's my
first extract of the night I is it's been a tough night but a single extract
Erases man in a lot of pain. It raises a lot of pain. That was a good one too
I wasn't a lot of that shitload of money, but I just got a lot of little glory
I got like in right now. I got two MP9s two uzi pros. I'm gonna use those things. I love those
Oh, yes, sir. Oh
Oh pepper steppers. Oh, yeah, put some pep in your step. Uh-huh. Yes, sir. Absolutely
Absolutely, that was a good rate. That was a decent rate like that was a good rate right there
Let's get back in there and do it again.
If you say so.
Also, Lemon is under the weather, so no Lemon tonight.
So we can do, you know, if we want to switch, we can, but it ain't going to be when he
gets here, because he ain't coming.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, give him my condolences, Mr. Kermit.
Tell him I pray that he doesn't get better.
All right, let's ride.
Ooh, I already, I was hoping you'd get that.
I already texted him and said,
Peanuts, glad you're sick.
And it's actually, because of him.
Remember that piece of mail you got
that didn't have a return address?
That was peanut.
It's peanut powder.
It was a permalahide.
Peanut powder, highly allergic.
I said all this in the text.
about it. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Like the preservation liquid? I have no idea what
spotlight is. That's like what they put heads when there's like a head in a jar.
I I don't know the stuff that you find your attic. No, no, no, you're thinking
are you thinking of asbestos asbestos asbestos. That's where I say to him.
That's why there was no return address. That's what it just said. Yes, of
With the lob from Peter and it was a box full of asbestos. Yeah, that's right
Also, you got to invite Cloaksy if he's still playing
We're cozy. Oh, I don't know buddies. Oh, there he is. Oh, there we go. There we go. I hop on it boys hop on it
She's run labs with new found red cute. Oh, yeah, that's a blast like to buy a grizzly pill
I got like five of them good thank you though even without those the blimp's words are the
right way thank you thank you thank you thank you sir that is very kind of you say I'm in
the right now to the bunker right down you know what it doesn't as well as you're anytime
I'm above ground on reserve
There's feelings of displeasure unless we spawn right in the RVO house area that we're gluten RVO
But that only we spot right there only we spot right there that jet
Fair enough there and up
Watching others two guys sitting under the staircase power wasn't active D2 wasn't looted it. I don't know
The staircase right into the main room there. No, no the staircase on the way down
down. On the way down to DT, his power wasn't on, D2 wasn't looted, Luhar wasn't. What were
they doing? There's 10 minutes left. That's what we like to call bitches. They were spanking
that. They were oiled up, whole glass of Vaseline empty on the ground beside him, spanking
Unfortunately, Mr. Coxe, unfortunately, unfortunately,
he's gonna get close to me with the other guys.
Ooh, close one, close one.
It's times like that where you go, hold on.
Hold on, we're blessed.
God's plan, God's plan.
I wanted to use that gun.
I had like 150 M80 on me.
What gun were you trying to use?
The AK that piques the M80.
Oh, I didn't even know that exists, he said it.
I have to be...
Let's RIDE!
I'm here. I made it. I wasn't late. I'm here. I made it. I made it. I'm here. I'm here.
your stream looks all right I got you up on my second monitor here you look fine
it might just be your download speeds in my stream wait I'm telling you I'm
watching your stream as we speak and it's I don't go back I don't take up
we're good oh thank goodness all right you look fine on my no I kill the guy
with the tequila helmet springing at us that wasn't you shooting right then
Nope, okay, but it's not close here. Okay. I
I am next I am in that garage where you were shooting. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in
the small garage. It made me me me. Yeah, I see. I see.
Somebody, yeah, somebody's at train. I think I got me there. I think I got a
a teammate
oh take this yeah this is me this is me
sexy sexy you die we don't know we
don't know we don't know we don't know
okay let's go let's go down to the
bunker get this question yeah you guys
want to do that I want to camp this
guy this guy's super kid you go ahead
go ahead go ahead
You shot it?
No, no, no, just scavenger, just scavenger.
Good. Fuck you.
gimmick, pssh, gimmick, gimmick.
What?
I need you to come die instead of me in the bunker.
What the hell?
Where'd you even go?
I mean, white knight, or black knight.
Or something, I don't know.
The one closer to school?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's black knight.
Going to the gym?
Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming, I kinda wanna leave that guy I killed, but he's in a horrible
position, he had a blue helmet on.
He's probably garbage.
Barbaric garbage.
I'm heading down to the bunker.
Okay, okay.
You little peep.
I should have killed one raider, that's it, that's easy.
It's very simple for your suppler.
Very simple.
Shall I kill one raider that's it. That's easy. It's very simple for your supper
Very simple version supper simple supper perfect combination. I know
I'm in school
I can
Have done the book I'm done the book
Looks like it's been disturbed. Oh
Someone's up in here 100% he's only moving the offices
I'm like
Hello
You a real person are you a robot?
Might just be one
There's a lot of doors open down here getting some suspicious
I'm just behind you.
You're not the light.
Hello?
What the hell?
Shot shoot.
You dead?
I'm good, I'm good.
I just found a scav with wizard powers.
You shoot fireballs at me.
Oh, she's a scav.
Oh, there she is.
I
So much fun a scab with wizard powers you should fireball
Just a scab oh
There is a guy he's called a stupid bitch at me. Yeah, we are not stupid nor are we bitches?
No, no, no, I fell back by the stairs in that little room next to the stairway down
We're in the water. What?
You the devil that wears product fella
Oh
Yeah, I don't know what that means give me like leave a time
You missed pitch boy
I
You're not gonna believe what this guy he's got an SR to him
What the hell?
Excellent, excellent, excellent, ah, ah, it's like a reward, it's like a reward for all my
hard work.
Excellent.
I don't know.
Were you coming down here, Cloaksy?
I don't know if you saw how unlikely that kill was, was he on level four, completely
concealing how it, I had to hit every headshot, there'd be like 10 headshots before he
even one head shot.
I tried to cut my face.
I just...
We're demons. We're demons.
Because he was crashed and I ended up just getting shot in the head.
Sap Spell in 26 Cent.
Hello, Mr. Nut.
I am a bride getting married Sunday.
And you share some serious peanut wisdom with my crew.
And then I was starting to have a happy marriage.
And I tried to WTSA.
Right before the wedding!
Right before the wedding!
What are you not even close to the bunker right before the wedding what you want to do is you want to go to a place where there's a bunch of
almost completely naked women like a strip club and
with a bunch of guys and get really drunk and
That way your wife will know that you love her cuz it cuz you cuz
Cuz whatever the shit
It's called a bachelor party see what you want to go to it is the most naked women
For some reason and and just trust me. I saw you about some movies trust me trust me trust me
It's so it's so it'll show you what you love her
It's a woman yeah, but she said to give advice to the guy the groom which I think is the guy
Hey guys
Why?
You kidding me men what?
Why it just killed me
Yeah, you're not here with gimmick said what?
He said you crashed and there was a full like multiple dudes pushing you
Then he instantly died
So you died perfect perfect. Ah excellent. Ah
Balanced as all things should be
Wow, that was really fun that was wow another great rain another great rain
Wow, yeah, yeah, I should have played my life there you were by the time I pushed you were already dead anyway
I should have just
You guys your engine split
Yeah, give it let's just go get those documents. I just want to get this stupid question over
You guys gonna do it?
Okay, okay, okay
I said doesn't work. I did not lose or up for that. I was doing my bottom. I hear that's our tomb guy
Yeah, you have to be these are two inbots
This is you what they say the feed
This is the one
The only reason I'm doing this is because they're cheap as hell and I don't
have to waste a good gun. Do you know what they should do? The 5th SR-2M is the lucky
SR-2M. Everybody said that forever. That's what they say. I've heard that a
thousand times. I think Alexander the Great first said that. It's one of his
Most famous quotes
It was something something
It was something something a quick headset like you do like you do
Quick stack this is taken so long that we're almost on party game time and we're not even going to the first match
We've been trying
Tonight but you know what fuck it
Laughing
Gotta be capable out there. All right, let's run
Are you close I'm guessing close he's not joining us at the party games
Hey, this game's got firm grip on a mr. Mr. gimmick this game's got firm grip on you
We should oh, you know what double that I think he's back from Japan or whatever
I did see him on the other day, and I thought to myself
Hey
Hello
Oh, we could definitely get people for part of the game.
That's not going to be a problem.
Well, I was thinking short, which is really like four guys.
Unless you want to play short.
Specifically, no, no, no, that seemed fun.
I didn't really understand what's going on the first play
through, but by the end, I felt like I saw the guy.
What was happening?
Literally no idea what was going on.
I mean, no idea.
I had no idea what that... I still don't know how you know the game is about!
You're gonna have to kick Kloxy from the group if we're doing this solo.
Oh, I was gonna wait till he joined up.
He needs to come back.
Oh? Okay.
Um... Oh, I need heavy...
I thought it looked fine, and Tug of is ramming you.
Tug of is kind of rammin' us! I won't lie, boys!
It is kind of rammin' us!
Oh, Mr. Corey Smith and Mr. Oatman!
Mr. Puppet, this is my man, good old man.
Excuse me, let me say I'm your motherfucking good man, good old man.
Thank you, my boy, please, thank you, my boy.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Kuzi's in rage. Yeah, the Kuzi's still in that raid. We just dying, right?
Like what after those hooligans getting revenge for us reclaiming our aura
What a good man. All right, right through the bunker gimmick unless of course we spotted our baby
But if we don't right down to the bunker we kill one raider get the documents good noodle
I got a bitch inside you're robbing a man's in a night take it up there just a body take
You know ringin' is God, problem ain't bad, she do lots
I told her I guess it's fine, I'm just a payback, but she fine
I gave her the shoes, she died
I gave her the shoes, she died
I gave her the shoes, she died
I came in that bridge with her knife
Guess I'm a tank in her life, I don't play with no bands
If you pull up, you play up, I'm fine
Fuck the bitch, we're a brand new brand
You gotta stop it and know where you're at
I'm a little bitch for a crack
The bitch, she's telling my rap
The bitch, what's the point of all that?
I should have got a car and took a piece of it.
So I'm not gonna learn about your fucking Mr. Cutman.
I'm gonna put this back in the paint.
I'm gonna dance this and dance that I can't.
No!
You all right, it's RTV.
Just little peep, just a little peep.
Just a little peep, just a little peep, just a little peep.
Little peep, just a little peep, just a little peep.
Little peep, just a little peep.
Little peep, just a little peep.
Little peep.
Just a little peep, just a little peep.
Little peep, you've never heard anyone.
Rest in peace.
We go right to the mugga.
We go right to the bunker.
Stay out around here.
It's just me. It's just me.
You know me. I don't steal loot.
Oh my god. I have a green card. I have a green card.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
You know me. I don't steal loot.
We're going to America.
Is there anything else?
Eagle?
It's usually trapped under all this crap.
Could be anything.
I'm gonna take out all the guts.
Oh, there's only there's two there's two. Uh, uh, who's you do right here to poster things?
You want one of these
Posters not poster holders. Oh
Shit, oh, yeah, I don't even know if I'd know what that is. It holds posters. Oh, I need a backpack
One by three one by three. Oh
perfect perfect perfect
Oh cool. What a blessing.
Mm-hmm.
That'll do.
That'll do. That'll do.
My whole play. That'll do.
Did you see the ounce? Or did we see anything?
Um, I'm not seeing anything.
Wait, wait.
Oh, no, that was a gun.
Wait. Oh, never mind. I thought that was a latex.
Oh.
Piece of trash piece of trash. We've received anything. We've received anything
Okay, don't be sorry anything. I think we're good. I think we're good. Let's leave
You see some of that my crazy. Hmm. You see some of back of my crazy
No, I actually was about to say I've been here in little little bits and bobs back there
We'll pop some Adelson's are running the buck. We gotta get there fast
I do the trees is nice easy nice easy
these were right to the key buildings and then go down the who's next to the
I think I'm a Bob.
Next to the witch we call it?
Oh my gosh, Vox.
One down, one down.
I'm gonna die.
How much is he gonna have?
Okay, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
I need help, I need help.
I need help, I need help.
I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.
Oh, Vox!
That's why we don't just sprint everywhere!
I would rather die in glory.
then live a coward. I couldn't shoot him because he was a dying battle. I had to leave a position
and I got a role. Then live a hundred years as a coward. Oh my god. You shot my cock
off. Oh no. What was that dude? X-Chilebration with X-Chilebrate. Alright well that didn't
that well. I did not go that well. I did not go as planned. No worries, no worries, no worries.
All right, gimmick, it's 10.30. Should we go to Zort now or just do one more try?
I'm feeling Zort, but if you want to do one more try, I'm with you. I'm with you.
Also this fucking poster tube is worth 50k yes, it's not it's not a lot
Nice guys in meds I removed from my butt to put this thing in we're worth more than this goddamn poster cake
I
Gear up, let's just give it one more. We're just gonna run let's run right down
We're spending same plan. We're not hiding. We're not hide. We're just go with spin straight down
It's been said that after this feel right is on right is on not deal right is on
Right, right, right is one right this one right this one
Here up here up. We're going in we're going on working on
I even ragged me level 4 stat. Oh my god. It's all level 3 armor crap is fucking me
And how about I still got fucking level 2 on everything because I am I don't have rep with anybody because I have been completely ignoring the
quests
Good thinking
Genius
Hey, closey, I
played on last week before we go play some sort you hop in wait are you guys
I they send you started one I don't remember doing you die already no no no
no that yeah wait no no that doesn't sound like us no no it's lunch late no I
I would give you I gimmick. I think I can speak for both of us
We'd help you figure out what you're trying to figure out if we could we I'm not sure what he's talking about
But do you know
What are you talking about just get we're just we're just taking our time here getting ready. Can we get ready?
Yeah, that's all right, and that's you go in and
Yeah, I just know. Yeah, I'm at a loss. I'm at a loss
No, I'm at a loss. No
That's weird so you didn't charge blue horn incident I
You are that not that I can remember no
No, no, no chat slide chat stop lying. Yeah
See my my bogulator is they tell the truth and I did and your guys
Your guys are fibon. They're fibon. I
listen, I don't want to have to say it but um
Um, um, fuck all your guys.
I did not want to have to say it, but I think somebody had to be brave enough to say it.
I think somebody had to be brave enough to say it.
Fuck your guys!
What?!
Yeah, so how do you like it, huh?
I don't like it, I don't like it!
That's it!
That's it!
All right, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it. Give me back that bad dragon I gave you for Christmas. You don't deserve it.
You don't deserve it. You don't deserve it. You don't deserve it. You don't deserve it.
What did you give him for Christmas? The bad dragon. The bad dragon?
It was $2,500. It's automatic. It's got a pump. It's got a detachable comeback
with two court-filling capabilities it has a little suction comes from the backs
you can place it on a shower wall it comes with a kind gentleman that it
works for you work saying clear with your balls
it's good ball cradle and he's a good I like that guy give him back I like that
guy okay I say invite I'm a boofy as Rudy ranger okay boofy
Later, yeah, Google what you want to do is want to pull up Internet Explorer
Go to Google.com go to images make sure it's on your main monitor that your stream can see and save and type in bad dragon and active use
uncensored
Okay
Say search off
Got it
Yeah, 19 and 0 1 7 that I saw you were questioning homeschooling the other day
You should ask Jinji in case you forgot she said she was homeschooled. Yes
That settles it that that I think that's why she's always so upset of Pokemon. It's like her version of
Model train sense. You're talking about mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I
Ordered we get a quick I start to him quick as I do him
Almost done don't you rise feet don't you watch you miss miss closey don't stress me
I wonder if y'all Murphy's in here like a lot
The guy who works for twins oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wonder if he I know it's not his department. I know that but I wonder if he ever is tempted to like call a guy
like hey
Yeah, he's doing this
I'm sure he's probably going into the file, sneaking into the office next door, deleting,
delete, delete, delete, keeping it safe.
You're a good man Murphy.
You're a good man Murphy.
Oh, seven to the 10 for Mr. Murphy is a fine man.
I report you daily.
Thank you, StarFlight.
Thank you, StarFlight Systems.
I'm not yet. Not yet. No, you can't. You're you haven't earned it yet.
Okay, right now we ride.
I
Drive it hmm close your mouth
It's for breathing. I don't I'll have any other way to breathe. No way. Well, what?
What this is impossible to show
She's actually disgusting you're not supposed to chug them. That's not what you do. So you are supposed to chug them you are supposed to chug them
You're supposed to chug them and then you go and then you go to your son's baseball game and become a problem for everyone
You know that you know Tom's wife
She was looking at you weird go beat the shit out of Tom in the stadium with your son's ball game
Oh
See I'm telling you it's divine purpose. It's divine purpose chug two voodoo Rangers
This is disgusting go become other people's problems
Go to a public event
Chug multiple voodoo Rangers and become a problem
You know wedding crashers
Total random continue and find a parent.
Let's RIDE!
You GTA 6 leak just dropped
Yeah, I don't know why that guy does it like I get that like he's like one of the most popular guys in the world right now
He's doing that mean points. He's probably a ton of money. Like you already know he's going to jail forever
Are you gonna get fine super happy like what you know me?
Wait, do people know who he is?
No, but like the people have done this before where they leak a big game like if it's just like one guy
Yeah, you know the bunch of guys are leaking it. It isn't bad. I nobody really gets caught
But if it's like one guy it's happened before and they go to jail
They go to jail
We're going this way I was just gonna see I
Know I would do only sign sorry, but wait is are you already in the bunker?
There's no one's out here. I'm the first one. Oh, see
Oh, no.
Follow me, boy.
I'm just going to sign up for somebody new.
I have to.
I've seen a conspiracy, which honestly, I kind of believe it.
Well, not really, actually, because Rockstar
doesn't really need from this.
Hold on, I'll keep it.
But then Rockstar hired this guy
to pretend to be a leaker to raise publicity for him.
Honestly, I don't really know.
That would be believable for any other game.
This W leaks like three years old, though.
They would want to leak the best stuff.
No, no, the sub-e-league was from this year.
I think.
I've heard mixed things.
Oh, baby, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I was down here.
Oh.
Wait, why are you sure?
Wait, uh, I-
Hey, Mark, hey.
Hey, you're already down here?
Dad?
How do you-
No he's one! What the fuck?
No, no, no!
Okay, he's turned out of Marker and I killed one.
I'm coming, boss! I'm coming!
Are you dead?
Guys, go that way man! I was screaming, follow me!
Follow me!
Are you dead? Are you dead?
Okay, he's in Marker. He's in Marker.
I'm going in!
George!
Is she my ship? My ship?
That's a different guy.
Oh, the guy's loading! Loading! Loading! Loading! Loading!
I don't have a long way to do it, I'm too bad for you guys.
The guy in Mark terms fucked.
By the way?
Listen, listen, listen.
Can you just start the game again?
I'll be right back.
You're not fucking a gun, just jammed.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, I didn't have a mag in.
Yeah!
There's a guy at the other end, Peanut.
There's a guy at the other end.
I don't know.
I see what's here.
I see him.
Loading loading loading
Yeah, I gotta get that door. I gotta get that door and if it's mr. Closie
Lock in
You suck you suck him
Wait, I there's two
There is there it oh you mean to like three total. Oh, yeah, there's everything
I'm just one of the there's one at the very end. There's one the opposite and there's one on the right side door
100% this way, 100%
I have a better idea, follow me for me
I have a better idea, I have a better idea
Make sure we all reach around
God, they're talking, rip it off
Here's ya!
There's only one in that room
There's just two more, see you in a minute
See you in a minute
Oh, I did it because I ran out because I only have 20 run backs.
You make-
He's absolutely-
Yeah, he's not him, that's not him, that's not him, that's not the guy that killed me.
Oh, it's not?
Yeah, he's still-
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch.
Oh, shit, he's coming.
I'm not here. I'm not here. Go go away. I'm not here. Go away now. Go away. Go away
now be done with you be done with you demon get out of here go away go away
I think the guy from water is coming.
Shhhhhh.
I'm gonna put the heads in my butt.
Good thing that bitch killed me.
He's preaching.
Okay.
Alright.
How did he get there?
Um, teleportation.
What was that?
There's a 350 pound military operative with 200 kilograms of equipment on him and he's
light as a feather.
You and he might as well spawn there from a leprechaun's shoelace.
What was that?
What?
Did anyone hit that guy?
Nope.
Uh-uh.
I think this guy killed me.
Still got that guy though.
Still got that guy.
Fuck that guy specifically.
You guys take the scenic route.
You did the scenic route.
You did the scenic route.
Yes.
Yes.
I am a pal.
Whoever does audio for this game should be stoned in the town square.
This game should be stoned in the town square.
Should be stoned in the town square.
Whoever is in charge of audio in this game, okay,
should have his job revoked
and he should be flown to Guantanamo Bay.
Well, he will be in the goo log
facing other people in the goo log for his reboot card
while other people are up in the goo log
throwing stones at him.
That's where that man should be.
That's where that guy should be.
In the game! In the game, of course! In the game!
In the game. In the game. In the game. In the game.
In the game! Not in real life. Not in real life.
Not in real life, of course. I mean, you don't be crazy, do you think?
Sorry about real life. Um, hmm...
Um, okay! It's your time! It's your time!
It's your time! Wait, wait, we gotta do one more!
We just need to kill one more guy! You son of a bitch, I'm in!
My god, I closed the game
We have we can we have to I'm not
Bring it. I do not have 30 round mags. I have no good am I bring it up in store that guy
And I just they just bounced off his armor like he's fucking Ned Kelly
And I'm dead telly airsoft gun
Good Kelly. It's a that our Kelly's mother
It's an old Irish
historical man who armored up in like plate metal and fought like 50 cops and
Killed a bunch of them because he was in full plate with pistols
And we were supposed to get that reference how there's a movie all right, there's a move a very good movie
He's
Australian sorry not Irish
Australian my bad my bad
Let's just get this over with.
Gear up.
I wanna be in and out of there in 10 minutes.
Just tell me.
Let's just get in there and die.
Let's just get in there and die.
Let's just get in there and die.
Let's get in there and die.
Mm.
Cozy, cozy.
Cozy, after this one we had over this one.
After this one we had over this one.
Zord?
Yeah, Zord, you'll love it.
You'll love it.
You'll love it.
Mm.
Hmm
Yeah, I can't buy any more 30 round magazines perfect
Perfect perfect perfect. All right, you only need one more kill with the SR2
So I'm not bringing that shit in because I how do you know use useless to me because folks you said you only need one more
Right how the hell would close you?
Wait, no, no, you only need one more raider. They're one more raider gal. Oh one more raider
The one more raider I still have to get
I'm gonna be useless in PvP with this SR2. I'm gonna kill eleven guys.
Fine, cured up.
Almost ready, almost ready. Don't you worry about it.
I'm not even... I booted the game up and it takes seven years to boot this fucking game up.
I'm not even back... okay, just booted the game up.
You're lucky I'm still here.
Just kill me. Just kill me now. Just do it.
You're lucky. I'm fucking fucking ready.
Do it, you coward. Do it. You won't kill me.
won't kill you right now you won't do it you won't do it coward I'm actually out of
good ammo so now I'll be shooting them with nerf bullets and unless these guys
are wearing hardened mayonnaise that they left in the refrigerator overnight as
plane armor there's no way any of this is penetrating anything this ask me a
headshot every single time welcome to my world welcome to my world is hell and
I'm not gonna be here long
I'm not gonna be here long
It is hell. It's exactly what it...
I'm not gonna be here long
Fuck your world
You know what? Fuck everything you believe in
Okay, well, okay now
Except for if it coincides
with what I believe
Okay, alright
Anything that you believe in that I don't believe in fucking
Okay
Alright, got it buddy
Fuck me? Oh, I can't buy 20, I'm out of 20 round max
I'm actually very excited for
us. I'm excited for us. Well,
it's gonna be a good time.
That's gonna be suck. That is
gonna be suck. Even if it's
not a good game, it's always
fun to try a new game. That's
That should be a fun time.
Mm, pegging, which of them?
Mm, change your name to Tarkov,
Bobby Steven, change your name to Steven Banks.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Mm, let me see what all your videos, they look sick.
I have not.
We drinking, of course we're drinking, Mr. Banks.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Tears, boys! Tears!
You another game I wanna try is no left turn in Hell 2.
Or whatever.
I've heard about it. I've heard about it.
Left turn in Hell 2.
Yeah, you only can take right turns.
So you always go into square.
It's like part of the game or something.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Yeah, no more left turns to the room in Hell 2.
The room, too.
That's a hell of a name.
It's one of them done.
It was done in MLT.
I H.
Oh, yeah, so yeah, somebody that somebody that yeah, exactly,
exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly.
Would you rather jump out of the plane?
74.
Oh, yeah.
Mm.
I'm sorry, Mr.
Penis.
Just having sex with my fat wife.
It sounds and smells like fresh mac and cheese in here.
What am I supposed to say to that?
What do you want to say to that?
What? What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What do you want me to say?
What is it? What is it to say?
What is it to say?
Let's ride!
I
Should have just died
No, I should just kill that guy I
Killed one and then I just missed my head shot on the second guy. It's really bad, too. Well
I had Peter Pan as my opponent.
Unfortunately.
I think that might be the that might explain everything.
Are you in front of me?
That water is just.
Yeah, yeah, I'm already down here.
I'm already.
Okay, okay, okay.
You first.
I'm here left.
Who's this to my left?
I'm going in.
You having the documents?
Waiterly.
I have footsteps.
There's me, there's me coming in, there's me coming in.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, other side.
We got two of them.
Two of them.
Are you powered?
Move to the left, talk to me. Watch out.
Woo! That was you, right? That I just ran past? Okay, not you.
Alright, there's a guy in the hallway right there.
I don't know where he is.
He just stands there and watches me.
Where? What hallway? What hallway?
I didn't hear any shots.
Where is he?
Where's the guy at?
Where that hallways bugged there's no audio
He died in last raid the same place exact same place wait, did I die all you did you died at being playing room?
That's impossible unless you don't wait
Yeah, that one right there. Where are you guys he died?
Did you extend it literally where you guys there? I hear anything?
Dude, I'm telling you the audio is bugged in that room. That's why oh my god give us dead right here
Oh my goodness. What?
I hear aliens. There's no audio. That guy just fucking appeared.
Got him! It was a raider!
Cleggs, don't leave.
No. Wait, no, it was not. I did not get died to a raider.
You didn't?
No.
Is Raiden taking a poopy in the bathroom?
Killed by a manual.
Manual? Wait, hold on. Let me check. Let me check. Let me check.
Yeah, and check the pockets.
Let me see, hold on, wait.
Oh my God.
Checking pockets?
These dog tags there?
All right, I'm checking, I'm checking, I'm checking.
You think you're looking this mad, you wow.
Always.
Let me see.
I didn't shoot him, because I thought that was peanut.
I thought you were in these offices.
I just, there's a man you wow.
Yeah, that's, yeah, that's gonna be a rain right there.
That's gonna be a rain.
That's gonna be a rain.
I can't kill that guy.
All right, it's gotta be a rain out.
Right here, open.
What the hell?
Rainer.
Oh my god!
Oh, there's another one!
There's another one!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He just spawned there when he turned the power on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Now it all makes sense.
Look at this.
What is he?
What is he?
Like how weird that is.
Oh my God!
You can sit on that bad boy.
Is there anyone there?
How about one more?
Oh, is he not dead?
Oh, is he suspiciously quiet?
Yeah, so weird.
Oh yeah, very suspicious.
I think everyone's in last raid.
I see we just could down now. No, you have all the stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, two questions. What's the schedule? It's good at all
So I only cool guys alone
Do I close you stop thinking around buddy
Give me people probably here
No, there's not
Close you be so for real be so for real
Sorry, I like you guys a lot I hope there's someone camping here. Sorry only cool guys a lot
Please die, please die
Sorry, only cool guys allowed.
Nope, there's a lot of cells down, sorry, only cool guys allowed.
Oh
He's on a cool guy
Dude I
My dad's night listen everybody has got nice shark on sorry
I love this been so fucking stupid. Yeah, little stuff jump little stuff jump
I could have had Johnny up so I looked right at him and he looked at me and he didn't shoot first so I was like oh that's peanut
So I kept running and then he started he blasts me through the next door
That'll happen miss gimmick. You gotta be careful out there gotta be careful
I'm literally I've already called my lawyer. I'm soon Nikita
I'm soon to shoot you should as you said the big pipe for that big pipe killer here and this one
As you said viewed in court these these will be viewed in court as you said queen as you said
Nikita is gonna get an RVPPT jumpsuit
Sorry, only cool guys left
What is this RVPPT, I don't know
And there's something over here
Come on cuz we are getting the edge check come on some group on around
So I already call it and I'm down there calling
You call it already already calling. There's no way you called it that fast
You actually caught it's called come on minds
Coming
Well, I think I'm about to get a relay 200k
I only came down to laugh.
I'm just gonna get out of here.
I'm just gonna get out of here.
I'm just gonna get out of here.
I already call it will be open come on
Oh shit! PPP run!
What?
I
Go watch those you stop goop all right. We gotta move we gotta go
Little stuff something little stuff jump
Little something something
Hahahaha
Go see come up some group on around guy go. Okay, that was unnecessary and I'm going for
Dude sorry look who guys left
I'm going to kill my enemies.
I'm ready, I'm ready to just, I'm ready to just, I'm ready to just-
Oh, okay now.
Sorry, I like who guys are left.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hehehehe.
Okay, I have no legs.
I have no legs, I might keep on dying.
Sorry, I like who guys left.
What, I'll take you to the first time, Buckaroo.
Oh, hold on. Let's say I believe that you want to go over here one big one. Oh
Hold on. Wait a sec. You I don't like to do that. I die. I don't think I've
Say I'm a cool guy
Yeah, you know, yeah, you know, say I'm a cool guy. Oh
Well, we'll just say the door this is if you're cool guy. I'll be able to come inside. Oh, sorry
I like you guys laugh.
There's a narrow path through.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not a cool guy anymore.
Sorry, I like you guys laugh.
Go see, go see, go see, go see, go see, go see.
I
Let's get out was good work. Good work everybody wait. Oh wait. Hold on because he told me
No
I
Wouldn't call it excellent I got excellent. You got two quests done
Make great progress on a third. What a great closer good word team great word team
You animation drop. Oh do you animation you're that could be baby somebody that I just not really all right, mr.
Mr. Mr. Cozy you already have to a download it or go
About George
Yeah, I might be
Of course, if you anything for a second you're getting off without me performing a quadruple
circumcision on your penis, you are absolutely out of your mind.
You are absolutely out of your mind, all right?
If you do not, if you think you're hopping off before a joint without having a catheter
filled with salulis sauce, shrunk down your urethra, you're out of your mind.
You're out of your damn mind.
Smoking crack out your butt
Mm-hmm. I'm right back. I'm getting a sippy sip. Oh, well, okay. All right. I'm gonna go
I'm supposed to get through the games. All right boys. We're playing. Oh wait. Hold on. Wait. I'll run back
Okay
Hold on one moment one with little swapsie. Do you see those swaps? Oh, you know, is it done? Wait? Oh wait
Hold on. Is it? Oh, there we go. I hop on back over here. I
I
Were playing sort boys were playing sort furry fin boy seven. Oh, yeah, you know what coastie I'll even let you pick
Zord or furry fin boy seven
You can bet you can bet glad which one you are playing
I don't think that's a streamable game. Murphy said there's a list. You can Google it. Let
Let me take a furry fin boy's, it's banned on Twitch.
No, I know anime feed is banned on Twitch.
You know what?
Anime feed, it's a game, it's banned on Twitch.
So if you ever wanted to stream it,
Of course, everyone does.
Oh, damn it!
I was gonna see that next week.
Oh my God, darn it.
This is very unwelcome news.
Most unwelcome news clubs, see?
That's what I was saying.
Oh my goodness. Hold on. Wait, Twitch list of banned games. Let me see here. List of prohibited games,
all right. I'm googling it. I'm googling it. Let me see a furry fin boy.
Oh, there's like 20. Oh, wow. This is okay. You can just look at the names on here and know why
they are. What's one of them? Let me hear one. They're not even like
Artificial girl 1, 2, and 3.
Mr. Nutmuck will be exposed to the most resounding news.
My wife and I need one to sit on the mat and while we make sweet love.
Of course.
I will look into this good sir.
I will look into this.
I have all great trilogies.
I Lord of the Rings.
Artificial girl 1, 2, and 3.
Yeah, I glad that.
Some of these I can't even say.
Some of these I can't even say.
Um, uh, cuckold simulator, uh, genital jousting.
Wait, there's a game called genital jousting?
Genital jousting?
Genital jousting?
Oh my god!
Um, wait, are we not playing Zort?
Or are those genital jousting?
No, that's the next one, the low coaster.
my dick or die is apparently these sounds late you tell me I could shock my dog on
twitch but I can't play genital jousting I I know no you cannot I just read the
rules no no you cannot no you cannot damn it no you cannot um okay you're
funny is actually genital jousting. I've seen recommended to me by the bugulators in the chat
a couple times and I was considering playing because I thought it was just a fun video like a
fun stream game. Yeah I never looked into it. Apparently I would have gotten banned if I had
done that. So thank you guys. Thank you so much. No wait. Well it's on scene. What's on
Zort?
No, genital...
Genital?
Yes, I believe...
I don't know.
I'm not gonna...
Oh, hey, it's $6.
What a fair price.
What a fair price.
That's a fair price right there.
Hold on, let me switch my...
My seat doesn't be one second.
Hmm.
Are we...
What do we...
Are we doing Zort?
We're Zortin'?
Hey, we're Zortin', we're Zortin'.
Are we resorting to some sort?
We're resorting, yeah, we're resorting.
We all gotta get super hammered for this game.
What?
It's a requirement, it's in the description.
It's in the description.
I don't make the rules as far as I make the rules.
Good.
I'm getting a little DoorDash first,
a little Chipotle before it closes.
Almost done, switching my speed titles.
Almost done, don't you rush me?
Don't you rush me?
Don't you rush me now, alright.
And I'm done!
Alright, I'm in the game.
Oh.
Mr. Cozy.
Huh?
Mr. Cozy, are you, are you, are you in the game?
Should I invite you?
No.
Oh, my God.
I almost have no recollection of the last time we played this. I don't know what was wrong with me that day
But I must have been either hammered or sick or something. I have to get my
What your wallet
Yeah
Cuz I I just found out today my credit card is or like my debit card has been expired for like two weeks
Whoopsie that'll happen that'll happen. That's why why internet shut off
You know what? Oh, yeah, no. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. And now all the pieces are coming together. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Excellent. Oh my God. You can't turn off the menu music.
I don't think I have any music. How did you turn it off?
Oh, I only have a day. I was just off
Man, I want it off
Are you ready for it?
Too loud. Are you ready for the bike? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm seeing it right now. There you go
Up on in the water's fine
You're gonna be a quick silly do so right? I'm just gonna leave this right here. Okay. I'm gonna leave this right here
I'll be right back just a quick silly just just a quick silly do
There we go. There we go.
I
Have a good I have a good
Missy gimmick she made
Yeah
Do you hear me the game?
No, can you hear me in the game? No? No?
Do you hear me the game now? Oh?
Yeah, I can do it now. Can you hear me now? Yeah, I can hear you now. Oh
Oh
Nice what a sweet treat all right lay down
Well remind me how to do that left art
There you go there we go
There's all these are not in Tarkov this is just with the doctor or just what the doctors in the house is
The doctor is in the house.
Oh, thank you, doctor.
Thank you, doctor.
You're a little off.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
OK.
The doctor's in the house.
I'll be honest, these emotes, there's four possible emotes,
and all of them are, yeah, there's no question.
This was not an accident.
This was not an accident.
We're not abusing the emotes.
this is exactly what they want
that this is what they want it is what they want right here
all of that
this is exactly what they want it
oh my god
can't do it anymore
oh lord have mercy
oh my god
I gotta get sipped on this voodoo ranger.
This game you gotta be properly, properly medicated for.
I got espresso infused tequila!
Tequila!
Tequila, tequila, tequila!
Tequila, tequila, tequila!
Woo-hoo!
Oh, I'm just gonna relax right here for a second.
Look at this.
What?
Look at this.
What is that?
It's a thing.
Whoa!
There's Beemo!
Skin Roll.
Weakness. Trust and piss.
Trust and piss?
Trust and piss.
Trust and piss?
Where's Colchie at?
Colchie!
This guy takes forever to do anything.
I
Know I'm all over it. Oh yeah, sit back the doctor. I can't do it anymore
You do it. I'm all worn out. I'm like an old rag
I'm like an old
Like an old rag
You don't even put it in the wash.
He just got to throw it away.
The whip?
Ah, where's Mr. Cooks yet?
I bet you don't know what he's doing.
He's probably making another bologna sandwich.
100% nice.
100%.
I was going to get tuna casserole,
but that's why he's spot on.
White bread, bologna, a little tuna casserole.
Maybe both are tuned to bologna.
Let me say I've said this before he's gonna end up killing a guy
Mm-hmm. Oh, mm-hmm. Yeah, three. He's a what I'm
Roger this it have you seen this teardrop tattoos you got three. Oh my god
no
Yeah, he's that guy. He's my son's tramp stamp that read slut. I've never seen his teardrop tattoos
Oh, that was from that was from earlier. Oh, that was that one year back in Miami in
2015 yeah I was talking to close here earlier just me and him and he kept saying
I'm about that life I'm about that oh I've heard of him before I did who's gonna
carry the boat and the logs I remember him said the boats in the boats in the
boats in the logs in the logs yeah there's any boats and logs that need
carry in close you would be your guy oh he's about that's what is about is yeah
he's about that life well the boat and log carrying life boats and logs mm-hmm
I thought it was different no he'd like to carry boats and logs in his free time
that's like his thing oh he was like I always suspected you weren't for ISIS
I see oh, I think you're gonna say ice and he said I said so I says I mean the same difference
But still Lord have mercy
That is
the exact same thing, but
He went from kind of I don't know
That one
Hmm
Yeah, he's just a worker he works for al-Qaeda
She asked my grandma
You're great. Oh, you're grandma's one of the top operatives in al-Qaeda
She would know sir. Oh
She's like she does all the she's like the greeting
She makes all the the like the floral book case. She goes off Christmas party. Yeah, that's yeah
I've heard that yeah
makes the pond scrubs the streamers and the hats 100% no I've heard so you go
see those great al-qaeda office Christmas parties let me tell you oh we
haven't been I haven't been to one myself personally I personally don't
identify as al-qaeda personally but I've heard they've got great Christmas
parties of course of course I sit they have sweet baby Jesus and the
major in everything but of course I heard Al-Qaeda is taking a team building
exercise vacation to Great Wolf Lodge where they're gonna be pretending to be
wizards and stuff. Great Al-Qaeda. Calling the camp in this trip for the the team bonding
put down the AK and pick up the wand. It's like they're slugging for team
building. Have you never been to Great Wolf Lodge?
No, have you ever been to Great Wolf Lodge?
No, what's that?
They have these wands they give out and the entire place has things that will react to
those wands and you complete a whole quest.
Oh, and if you do it, would you become like the Grand Wizard?
No. No, I don't think so. No. Just like, no. No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. No, I think all wizards are all wizards. You're saying all wizards are equal at the great Elk Lodge.
Great Wolf Lodge and it's not just Wizards there, some people are there for the Water Park too.
Mm-hmm. Oh.
Oh, I don't think...
At the end of the Wizard Dirty you beat a dragon.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ooh.
Is it grand?
It's pretty exciting. It's pretty exciting.
Oh, well, I would imagine so, and they're huge.
It's fucking huge.
The dragons are pretty big.
Dragons are pretty big.
100%, 100%.
Ah, cool.
You think Kloakshield will be back any time soon?
Mm, I'm going to give it a 50-50 whether he shows up.
Should I call him?
I think you should call him.
He's probably passed out on the toilet right now.
Fast out of the trip. That was my first guess
Let me give him a quick jingle. Let me give him a quick jingle here. All right. I'm gonna give him just a quick
hear the jingle
The call has been forwarded to voicemail
Shit, let's give that one more shot. Let's give that one more shot here
Yeah, why are you calling?
You've been gone for 20 minutes. Oh, hey, you've been gone for 20 minutes
Let's go, see ya.
Peanut, I was here.
A whole time?
Yeah.
Why'd you say I stopped it?
Because I was figuring out, so let me tell you the dilemma.
So both of my cards are expired
so I couldn't use my cards, right?
And then I went to go sign into my PayPal,
but I forgot my PayPal password
so I had to reset it.
And then once I reset it,
I said problem on our end, please try again soon.
Did you get the game or not?
Yes, I got one more to give this to you.
Thank God.
All right, are you ready for the invite?
Do you have the game open?
Oh man.
No.
I think it's also five gigabytes.
Yeah, it's a good game.
I don't really, I don't really play that much.
You've got a big ball going.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's a glitch.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh it's you, it's me.
We're giving, it glitches you into the sky.
If you give me over here,
I can get you to that spot over there.
It's a little bigger than it was earlier.
How do you make a thing?
It's a giant snowball.
It's a giant snowball.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We can use it to jump over the fence, yeah?
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, it went, it went, it went, oh, no, it didn't.
There's a barrier at the top.
It's getting messy.
This thing is big, this is a big boy.
This is a big boy right here.
This is a big boy.
You think we can make the biggest ball in the world?
Yeah, probably.
This is big.
I see that. Is that Algen?
This thing.
Is that Algen?
Is it too big?
Oh! Oh, shit!
Oh, where's he going?
I'm sitting here in my physicality, trying to take 20 more minutes accepting it.
Well, how to finish this out, really?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I've been looking at this game for a while.
Alright!
Alright, man.
Welcome in, Cooksy.
Welcome in.
This is our humble abode, and I want you to feel welcome here, alright?
I don't.
You get him on the back side.
You get him on the back side.
He's got that.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
He's got to say the welcoming thing, the ritual.
Welcome to the ritual.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Okay, all right.
Good to meet you.
All right.
Let's ride.
Wait, what are we doing?
I don't remember anything from when we played, it seemed like the first one.
What is this game about?
I don't know.
Alright, alright.
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!
Are we talking in?
We're talking in the game.
We're talking in the game.
Do you hear me?
Yeah, we hear you.
Loud and clear, Mr. Cloak.
I didn't clear Mr. Cluck, so you loud and clear.
Oh Mr. Goblin, Mr. Billitopin, what's going on, man?
And Mr. Cluck, what's going on, man?
He came out once to change my boy!
What's that noise?
Don't you worry about it, I remember how this is first time, not my town.
Okay, can you guys give me a rundown of this game?
Are you talking to the wall?
Yeah, you tell him what's going on, buddy. We could have a big problem.
I'm looking down to Ordering Fruits real quick before you have my full attention on it.
This is a surprise. I can continue having fun.
I don't want to play with my phone.
Rosie, I've got an order from it!
I've got an order from it!
I want it. I want it.
I have a little shopkin, shopkin.
We got you the power line.
Oh, guy.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get.
Yeah, sure we do, yeah, sure we do.
I know I went over here last time, but I can't remember what we did after that.
You fell down a hole last time.
Oh yeah, I did!
I got killed in the back room.
He knew I was detecting. What's that?
I believe it.
Floxie!
Floxie!
Floxie!
I'm going to give him a close- Oh.
Okay, how do I?
I don't know what's happening to me.
What's happening to you?
I don't know what's happening to me.
What's happening?
I don't know. I don't know something's happening. Something's happening. Something terrible is happening. What's happening?
I'll strike this wine.
Surely this will fix it.
Hey, try that one. Try that one.
There's a man over there! There's a man!
Can we get a man? There's a man.
Oh, where'd he go?
Longshade!
I'm ill!
There's a man again! There's a man again!
There's a man around Dexter.
Give me, give me, there's a man over there.
Where?
Where?
Right here?
Oh no, what's happening?
What's happening?
What's going on?
What's happening?
Oh no, I see him.
He's over there, he's over there.
All right, let's just stay over here
where it's nice to stay.
This is a much better place.
Let's stay over here.
This is a much safer location.
Oh, I don't know what's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit, I'm a muggus.
Oh, shit.
I actually, I actually said,
all right, what do we do first?
We gotta, no, no, no, but I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out.
Where's Clogsi at?
Oh, my god.
Please.
Clogsi?
Ah!
Hello, I'm here to see you, baby.
Yeah.
Clogsi, we gotta get moving.
Come on.
Oh, my god.
You asshole.
What?
No, no, no, no, I show turned off.
Will you get over here?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You blocked your ID card.
But first you have to go to that computer over there
and close that tabby left open.
Oh.
Oh, guys, I'm not feeling so good.
I'm not feeling so good.
What the hell?
There's nothing.
I'm not feeling so good.
Oh, go back to where I do.
All right.
You swipe the card!
Where?
On the swipey thingy!
It's right here!
It's where the eggs are!
You can do it, Mr. Quixie.
I believe in you.
Did you turn the green arrow?
No, it's X.
There's X's everywhere.
Swipe the card
Are you serious?
There's no way this stupid
It's actually everywhere. Swipe the card into an arrow
This guy's an idiot
Something's wrong with me.
Something's wrong with me.
Welcome in!
Welcome in, folksy!
Did you get shit for the job?
I'm in here!
Something's deep, something's deep in there.
Something's deep in there.
Ah, you'll be fine, give it, you'll be fine.
Oh, don't use the blue little guys.
We need those for later, let's go.
Yeah, I remember that.
That responds to people, I think.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, like it doesn't have to be out of the other kids
Wait, I think I remember we went over here
Wait, we didn't it did we I thought wait hold on
Oh, my God!
Wait, guys!
Oh, God!
What? What?
Something wrong with me!
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Wait, guys!
Sorry, can you see me?
Exit right here.
Okay, hit the button.
Exit.
Hey guys, what is that face?
What is that face?
Oh, oh no.
Oh no. Wait, oh wait, I, wait. Guys, it opened up over here guys, over here quickly, quickly, quickly.
How did she die?
Wait, nobody died, we died.
Closey, closey!
Closey!
No one died.
My sweet button, my sweet button.
Dude, what are you talking about? No one's even dead yet.
My sweet button, where are you?
We're not real champion. We're not real champion. Closie. Where are you?
There was time it's Johnny. What is this guy?
Closie you see these boosted damn mine. Why is it so dark out? I can't see shit. How do I get a flashlight?
I hate you so much. There's a flashlight back in the first room with the the headtie.
Just look with your eyes.
We're not world champion closey. Okay, give it to us as mine closey. It's up dodge guys. It's up dodge.
Okay, all right. There's a lot of guys here. I think they're multiplying. I think they're multiplying.
Oh my god. I'm cured. I'm clean. Oh, welcome back.
Wait, I thought you died. No, no one died. I saw you fall right in front of me. No, no, that never happened
Experiencing
I think I got my character drunk
I'll join you need to find the other folksy
We saw the alcohol
You can't take that on us!
It's a scam! What kind of bar is this?
What kind of club is this?
Oh shit!
Stupid bitch!
That guy sucks! He didn't even try to jump on it!
I was about to jump in front of him and save you.
Nice shot, Clumpsie!
Thank you, thank you!
I remember we went over here.
There was shut, oh!
Okay, wait guys, I think I can't, there's a guy over there, and I can't go over there, we need to get over there.
yeah wait wait don't we need to open the door to the next area and we need to make
the cart and build the cart I remember I picked up this purple guy and then and
then we won I'm gonna pick him up and then I'm ready with them
You little small guys.
I am the leader.
I am the king.
Medians take gimmicks peanuts at once.
What? No, no, no, no, no!
Hey, goji, goji, goji!
You got some youth to us in this game?
You keep us looking at this game?
How do you throw?
What's that?
Wait, goji, goji, goji, goji, goji!
Hey, who's the fourth guy?
Goji, goji, take this, take this!
Oh!
Hey!
Hey, guys, who's the fourth guy?
Goji, goji, take this, goji, get that!
I think it's the devil. I think it's the devil.
I think it's the devil.
I'm going to the next scene.
That's that's that's that's friend he likes to hang out on Fridays
He's chill don't worry about friends. I feel like I'm in a fever. I mean we open this door. We owe. Yeah
I remember we get the high score
I remember now
You go to this machine and he look at the high score
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and we get to the next and we unlock the cart and we got it
We got a bring the cart all the way through
Oh, he scores it all here no more.
There's a weird thing, I have to do it again since he was right here last time.
Where'd he go?
What?
Are we doing this wrong?
I'm actually stuck.
I remember I went to this machine and his act was right there.
What is this?
What is that?
Uh, sir, can you please get off the machine?
Oh, shit.
I think there are more machines.
Where?
Should we?
I think I'm over seeing that.
What?
Ah!
Jesus.
In that room in what room across the bar
That's I think we're running out of time you buy oh I got four nine six or one
This would just die close. Is that you?
Oh
For nine
Is it you is it you yeah, why I know I know for nine six zero one
I'm taking that thing fuck these guys take that thing from him go see fuck up
for me I know exactly what put this I remember you put Jimmy's key right here
this thing I remember I remember boys over here Jimmy's key Jimmy's key
wait what happened oh coach I got a flashlight for you know I feel like I
have done that don't worry about coaching it's completely natural
I'm all over the door with a door oh god
okay I know that this is like I don't know that time that's give me
Are you?
No that's not good, that's not good, that's not good.
gimmick!
Are you back there?
Who's that thing?
Wait, he's here.
He's here.
Who's he?
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
Team based and has a telephone with friends.
FPV drone,
or perhaps not.
Maybe.
Also,
not all these...
Oh.
Mr. Coochie, Mr. Coochie,
we gotta find Mr. gimmick before we go up that ramp.
I don't feel very shade
Am I saying yeah, I see like it
wait
Hey, where do we need to go?
Without gimmick gimmick. See I get
Well
Where's
I'm sorry, I get nervous about a handsome boy. Oh god. Who's he? Oh, no. Oh, no
Give me
Give me we got a go
Okay, let's go there who's that guy up to
Oh my god. Jeff! Jeff! You need to clean up the mess in the bathroom!
Know what else? It's going to be G!
Oh my god!
AHHHHHHH!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh god!
He took out giving two!
Hey dog! Close! He's all alone! He's too stupid to be alone!
Sheeeeeee!
My boy! I didn't know you're standing there!
I
Back give it. What are you give it?
Cozy Cozy
Give it
I can't see said
blue do'sies are you coming back close you come on home welcome back
Hey, look there!
Hey, guys!
How are you doing here, Wayne?
Hey, yeah, I'm in the beer!
Of course you gotta go over here!
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Perfect.
I
Was yet another one was yet another blue doozy
No worries no worries there
You take a slip and fall again man, I can be
All right, come on close you okay, okay. I can't see shit. Well now we gotta go get gimmick come on
Give me stay with me close. Yeah, I feel like we're just going in circles. I lose you I get gimmick. I lose gimmick
I lose you
do it
My regular speed boss do it. Come on. We're moving. We're on the move. Come on
Everybody stay with me. I'm ready and that fourth guy. I need to inhale that
I was like, oh, oh, that was nice.
Oh, I feel power.
Wait.
It said we have to put a door here.
We need, Zordi opens doors for you.
We need to find the drill.
We need to assemble it.
I have the gas.
Wait, I had the gas.
Wait, no, no, no, no, we don't.
I know what to do.
The drill is up there, remember?
Ah!
Oh, he's attacking me.
Woo!
Oh, thank God.
Thank God!
Alright guys, I've opened up the door.
Oh, you got it, you got it.
Attention, unexpected electrical problem has been solved.
You can continue to have fun with your family.
Oh, that's so great!
Ahhhh!
What the hell was that?
What, what, what?
What?
Go give me a go!
Hello?
Hey!
What peanut?
What the fuck?
You're my right
All right boys
Let's go boys
Let's go. Hey, follow me boys. Let's get the fuck out of here, huh?
Follow me boys
Laddum, he's getting out of there. He's getting out of the hundred percent. Yeah
Yeah
What?
What?
You're ice-colding up, you son of a- Oh, God, that's called you dead in the corner.
That's called you dead in the corner.
Somebody!
Jesus!
Oh, shit!
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
These are by one of those new guys.
Get this back!
He's coming!
Get out of my way!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Get out of my way!
Hey, what's that?
Oh, my God!
No!
Why would you pick it up?
Don't leave me alone!
You bastard!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Good work, boys.
Ah.
Perfect.
Good work, everybody.
Great work.
guys I remember everything I say we speedrun this level and get to the
second level I remember everything now thank God thank God locked it in
Skipper Rootie Boy Skipper Rootie
We're close to the FK
Hey, close to the FK?
Hey, what?
Where's the FK?
Yeah!
I understand it now, I understand it now.
Close to lock it, hold down space, and pop it a little bit, we're getting out
this little, I remember how to do it now, I remember how to do it.
My memories are flowing back up until the part when we get the drill after that we never succeeded
So I don't remember what happened after that, but but I don't want to get to there
Now I don't want to get to the spot we were at remember miss gimmick
I hope I make you feel pretty and happy.
Go away there!
I'm here by the rear, I'm walking around.
Go away there!
Alright, we gotta go this way first, hit the button.
Just like that.
Oh, we gotta wait for other players.
We gotta wait, guys, we all need to press it at the same time.
Oh, I feel that.
Glokzee! Glokzee, we need to press it at the same time!
Glokzee, we need to box!
Oh, he's ore-farming, he's ore-farming.
Glokzee!
Dude, this guy's got AFK once every 30 minutes of the whole night.
Oh, my God, I'm calling him.
I'm calling him.
Fuck this guy! Fuck this guy!
Did you see him in the city?
I saw that image on the computer screen over there in the office.
I have to deal with it.
I do everything at the time I'm back to call me.
Oh, see how you got AFK once every 30 minutes to the bad 7 hours train.
Okay.
Take him back.
Close your get over here.
We need you to press his button.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right.
You go press the button everybody just stay with me. I know how to get us to where we were. I remember now
I understand it now
ready
Every person button
Holy shit, I turn right close. He's in here. I'm gonna suck his cock
Then we go this way you go this way
And then we go around yonder and we hit this button.
We hit this button.
JG?
JG here?
Then we get the high score which should be on this computer over here.
Wait how do I get the high score?
That's how you do it.
But you don't get it.
You just read it.
It's always one of these things.
of course the one you're playing is the one with the high score so we'll wait till he
uhhhh...
oh hey...
oh there's my switches
I'm...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
Let me see here, let me see it
I'm not seeing it anywhere
Does anybody see Johnny's high score?
What?
Hold on
Wait, wait, who is this over here?
Yeah
Okay, there's coaxes high score this Jimmy six nine five two eight follow me gang follow me
Six nine five two eight nice and easy
six
Nine five two eight and we grab Jimmy's key
like you do
Hmm, Ilya, what face are they all staring at? We're going to solve this mystery, GG! Just do rock!
Now I'll put Jimmy's key.
Alright, come on, Gage! We're going upstairs!
Oh, wait, never mind.
We're going to get some gasoline and huff it.
Wait, what are you guys?
Do you have any gasoline I can huff?
Wait, wait, wait, I need to huff the gasoline.
Is he would have any hopping guys to lead?
No, I can look.
I forgot to flash that again though.
We need hopping guys to lead.
Right here, right here, right here, right here.
Oh, good work.
Put that in here like you do.
Man!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Oh, everybody.
Alright guys, we're going upstairs.
Good luck.
I
We're doing pretty good
Fuck yourself wait guys
Then I read the throw a bottle at that cheese up there I remember
Do we have a bottle?
I vomit the cheese.
Oh, I literally almost got a bottle.
I got this gas instead.
Is there any bottle?
Oh, dollars.
Is it all right here?
Where?
A bottle.
Good work, gimmick.
Yeah, anytime now.
Oh, anytime.
Come on, James!
That should activate the mouse, activates the books, which activates the pooling ball.
Oh my god.
BAM!
Holy cow.
No!
You can wait.
Oh, 9898.
9898.
9898.
Well, the Krusty Krippice is sent.
Wait, oh wait.
I'll be back home in Texas after a couple of years.
8.
Can't wait for some whatabungus at 2am.
It was just for late night delicacies you guys my water burger has just recently started making fries crispy at three in the morning
It would be even soggy for like a year
Every time I order them at the steam. They were so soggy in the last two days. You've been so
Amazing it is amazing
9 8 9 8 gimmick
He's a nightmare, that's he's a nightmare
Then we go up here and then this is almost to the part where we were last time
We had to sim all the thing and then we go and sit outside
This must be Azbin Gold's house. Try not to make a mess. It's disrespectful when you're a guest.
Oh shit, there it is.
All right, Ellie, push it. We gotta get the saw. We gotta get the saw?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the saw.
You saw this, like you do.
Hey, hey, how you doing, Co-Key?
And then we put it right here.
That's as far as we got last time.
We go push it right over here.
Right.
Well, little further than this.
It's right here.
Little further.
You're doing your own progress.
Look at this.
Oh, look at this.
Whoa!
It's all over your body.
Wow!
She is taking...
Wow!
Oh my god!
Right?
Alright, press it! You have to press it!
Pinch one! Pinch one!
You have to be all three of us!
Oh my god!
No, we're gonna have to!
It's in one hand on it!
Ready?
That's what we got last time.
And then we put it in the air.
And then we put it in the air.
And then we put it in the air.
And then we put it in the air.
And then we put it in the elevator and then that's as far as we got.
I say it easy, don't scratch it, don't scratch the paint.
Okay, alright.
Coochie for me, Coochie.
You know what, that's just-
Hey, we had the really fun-
Yeah, we go down the first floor.
Yeah, give me.
Fuck him, fuck him, let him die.
Coochie, Coochie, Coochie, Coochie, Coochie!
We need gas! We need gas!
Of course he's got a blue guy in pretty back!
Got a blue guy in pretty back!
Got a blue guy in pretty back!
Well, good luck, y'all.
Jordan!
The way they both died there's no way there's no way there's no way they will die because
they abandoned me they abandoned me I didn't know such thing I didn't know such thing
Hey guys, how do you do it?
Come back! See? Yeah, I saved Tina.
Yeah, fuck you, Cloakzy!
You babos.
You fuck me!
Alright, where's the Zordian?
Uh, doesn't it go- we gotta find the elevator.
The elevator.
Right, open up.
There's an elevator.
And then we push it towards the first door.
Is that the first door?
Yeah, the one with the button that didn't work.
Yeah, right here.
We're pushing over Yogg, Dad.
Oh, he took out the random guy.
RIP the random guy.
Oh, send him to the chat for the random guy.
RIP!
If he was a fine soldier, he will be back.
Ah!
Come on!
Damn it!
What about this team happening to me?
Help!
Help!
He's taking me in a circle! He might actually be able to get me!
Help!
Help!
Oh. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no, oh no.
My shoes, my shoes, my shoes.
Ooh.
Woo!
Oh, god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
No way!
No way!
Wait, oh shit, wait.
Oh god, we might be the last ones alive.
Wait, is anyone else alive?
Is anyone else alive? Is anyone else alive?
Oh, shit!
No way!
No way!
Peanut, how are we supposed to answer
anyone else's life
gibbick is alive
oh my god i just know the whole game oh my god that's really the exit all gibbick has to do is go down there and i think he wins
dude if we lose right now we have to redo the whole thing
dude there is so many in the office to our left and there is so many revives
like a million
Give me all of the gas, just go through that door, I think we win.
Do it!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
There's no way that is worked.
There's no way that just worked.
He's on the door behind him.
Give me the violence!
hold on though. One second. Uh, I think he's dead.
He's got four compadres to help him.
Something you don't know about.
I guess I put the fire on him.
Never stop thinking.
He has an IQ of 180 pts.
Fire on him!
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Get the fire out.
Please don't, this is not four times on the fucking car!
Okay, okay, okay.
Get in the lane, get in the lane.
Get in the lane.
Get in the lane.
Stop
Go go go up in the whip
What?
What the hell?
Did we win?
Did we do it?
I think...
I think so.
You get started!
You're gonna get started!
I'll take my time.
I'm not even worried.
You laugh, baby!
Here we go!
Yes!
Ah!
Blah!
Blah!
Blah!
Blah!
I
Sit in Silly
End of episode
A lot of fanfare for the end of the first level good work boys good work out there. That's where it's all about
Okay, that's where it's all about
That was incredible miss you oh goodness
All right, okay. I'm riding the second level now boys locked in loud
the fishing game the fishing game
JG dude you want to play with you
wait this is the van we now see a van
talking you but that up I'm not talking
You talking to the van is the van's name is Venetta. He sounds hot
Hold on wait, what are we doing out of the car work? Are we a barrier?
You should your plate. Oh wait guys. We gotta pick up Gigi. We'll pick
Okay
Well, Genji, I don't know... Genji, did you fix your microphone thing?
We won't be able to talk to Genji, she'll be like more of a silent player.
Ah...
We won't know the difference between a thousand followers.
Why?
What?
What?
Oh, what?
Uh...
What?
I think I got eaten by a car.
I believe that's might be what happened to me.
I thought it was going to pick us up.
It looked like a nice car.
It looked like a trustworthy vehicle, but I think it ate me.
I believe it digested me as well.
I was hoping that it might be a nice trip to the other side of the scabbard
and it ended up taking a big bite.
It did a little poopy on my doofy. I believe the technical term is poopy on my doofy.
Poopy on your doofy? That was a job right. I believe it smacked my odd-ear flag.
That's not gonna be me.
Uh...
Of course he's got this. Sit back, relax, take a load off.
What's the easy question for you?
What's the easiest question for you?
For that world champion.
Yeah, fortnight world champion. Oh, there's two blue guys right there look at that perfect
Okay
Yeah, yeah, do we go do we go do we go to a basketball court of the big
Let's go shoot some hoops get some deep water shall be down be
Oh shit
Whoa, whoa better watch out my feet are on fire. I'll break your ankles
Are we hooping or are we pooping?
We're on games
Oh, no
I'm not stolen
Give me that
Oh
You went back down the court I'm doing back down the court
No way!
Oh, shit, okay.
But that's gonna be, like, automated or something.
There's no way that's made that...
I'm losing my mind.
There's no way that's made that...
I really am LeBron!
I'm LeBron James!
Hey!
LeBron James!
Oh.
Yep.
That was, uh...
That's more like a debris, but that's right.
Oh man.
Going in.
I still scored a point.
Right here.
Why?
That was all for nothing.
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh, he's jibbling down the court!
LeBron James!
Oh!
Your score's on the other end, Bob.
A two point for me!
Three points for me!
What?
The Rockins!
What?
The Rockins!
The Rockins!
Are you hearing what I'm hearing?
The Rockins!
Yeah, I- I don't worry, I-
Come on.
Ooh!
It's a little short there, Buster.
A little short.
Whoa!
Is this part of the club?
Ah!
Do you mind, pal?
Do you mind if I put some b-bots in school
with a couple of guys that were up to no good?
Start making trouble in my neighborhood.
Oh, I got a trampoline.
Where?
Oh
That's
That's not good for bone health much fun. Mm-hmm. That's what happens when you have too much
Lappin ought to be careful
Gotta be careful. You gotta watch your step
Yeah, it's some type of map. It looks like it looks like I do the
basketball courts there and we're in the middle hours. Looks like there's three
more houses here.
A stickers bar and sushi. Hello. Hey guys, don't go on the trampolines. You die.
that we saw the trampoline per se it was more of the mind that you landed on
also cut down here guys I'm getting rich I'm getting money
You're the reason for me and my wives to force deaf you.
You're the reason, you're the reason your mom let her be.
God!
What?
Go downstairs!
What?
What's going on downstairs?
What's going on downstairs?
What's going on downstairs?
I
Mustard oh
mustard
Downstairs mustard
Wait, oh, she I think we're getting tested. I don't think that's giving pocket. I'll be that's giving talking cozy mustard
Mustard
Mustard!
What?
Forget it.
Mustard!
Gimme.
I'll do whatever, whatever the fuck you need.
Little bit of cash.
You guys just having sex in here.
Little bit of mule out.
You guys, what are we supposed to do?
I told you.
I know what it is.
Let me know when you're ready to progress.
I'm ready to progress.
You know when you're ready, you take for grass.
I'm ready to put grass.
Hell yeah!
You need to make a song?
He's ripping it! He's shredding it!
But I am the cheese man, I am the cheese man, when I am dead.
Coach, Coachy!
Is that you?
Coachy, is that you?
I know my song, I'm the cheese man, the cheese man.
I'm playing the keyboard!
Are you making from my body?
I'm the cheese man, cheese man, making from my flesh.
I can only play one go!
Hey, hold up, wait, I...
Hey, hold up, I can't...
Hold on.
There we go, I got the accordion.
Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here, hold on, let me try the microphone, let me see here.
Can you give me a spin?
Can you put it in the microphone?
How do you use the microphone?
You just see me and you just talk, you can hear it, you can't.
Oh, I can hear it right now?
Yeah, you sound great.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Wizard, wizard, wizard, I'm a wizard.
Yeah, I'm a wizard, wizard, wizard of the west.
And I catch the spell on you now your infertile.
Your infertile now I catch the spell now.
That's how you're near.
I'm a wizard. I'm a wizard. I'm a wizard. I'm a wizard. Then you cast an infertility
Spell an impotent spell.
I'm a wizard, wizard, wizard, yeah.
I'm a wizard, wizard, wizard, yeah.
I cast a spell.
It doubles the rank for any single mob living in the potmeg.
Yeah!
I cast another spell.
It makes any cigarette that's outside your house not get lit.
I cast another spell.
It's drops above on a random third world country. I own black rock. I own black rock, and I'm a wizard
I'm a wizard, and I am the dead
Do we win?
Do we win?
There's a lot of questions. Is that a true story or just art? It's art. It's art
I'm an artist. Oh
Oh, thank God.
I'm an artist.
Oh, yeah, no, the way that it progresses down here.
How, what do we do?
What do we do?
Follow me into the depths.
You're just a kid.
You're a kid.
You think you, you think you think you're a kid?
Follow me where?
The, the, the, the, the home of Mr. Miles.
Uh, nope.
Can't play the guitar no more.
Where, where is this thing, guys?
Oh, man.
I don't know.
Somewhere.
Wait, oh, we need a thing.
Yeah, some type of thing.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Man, come on, come on.
That's a sphincter thing.
You see, guys, guys.
Wait, no, no, right here.
The left house is covered with red
and the right house is covered.
No, wait, guys.
No, wait, guys, I know how to do it.
Guys, I know I might be doing-
Oh, wait, X marks the spot, it's right there.
Guys, no, I might be doing, I know how to do it.
Guys, come down here.
What?
I don't wanna do it, come here.
Y'all just, can we guys eat everybody down here?
Yeah, mate.
I'm the cheese man, the cheese man, the cheese man.
Wait, does everybody see Wade for the players on the screen?
Man!
Now we listen to Talorite.
I haven't seen anyone here in a long time.
Well, Brent's in here.
Anyway, no need to drive this out.
I don't understand your language.
I can get you out of here.
You can take the elevator behind me and leave from here.
What do you say I wasn't listening?
Wizard I'm a wizard. We use wizard talk you wouldn't understand anyways idiot
That's the elevator power enough all elevators make that sound
Powerful energy source to work normally I wouldn't help you but I'm starting warm up to you
If you go to the three cabins around here and start the generators, you can supply the energy.
Good ass to my neighbor's houses.
W-oh!
Mmm, do you fuck that TV?
Hey guys, here's a ball.
WAKE UP!
I
Must have been the wind. Must have been the wind. Must have been the wind.
I saw this mystery close to us crack this case wide open.
Yeah, I'll give up. Fuck yeah
Hmm
It was gimmick. Oh, he was singing on the microphone when we laughed we go back
Well, I'm gonna go grab gimmick I'm gonna grab gimmick
I am the cheese man, I am the cheese man, I am the cheese man, I am the cheese man.
When I was old, I walked out on the hills, and all my old friends were still alive to give me hills.
And I, my whole flesh, it turned into cheese.
Would you like some?
I think you'll be pleased that I'm the cheese man.
Cheese man, I am.
Cheese man, I am the cheese man.
Oh, yeah?
Give me that guitar.
I've got something in my heart.
Oh, absolutely.
3 dollars, 3 dollar hair cut, 3 dollar hair cut, and 10 mits nuggets, 3 dollar hair cut and 10 mits nuggets at a large side club, 3 dollar hair cut, I'm going to Argentina tomorrow.
ancient art block is very helpful when I do it on my own
say it's 70 dollars, that's about 20 head cuts
my head cut to 3 dollars, I've got 10 McNuggets
is this coaxia now?
is this coaxia?
this song is deep
it's coming to soul
This comes from this soul.
This is a soul song.
This is a soul song.
The cheese man.
The cheese man.
Take it away.
I don't think that's clumsy, by the way.
All right, I'm friends with the cheese man.
I'm friends with the cheese man.
Do what you can to the cheese man.
But you want it through the friend of the cheese man!
He's the cheese man, I'm the man, he's man, he's the man, he's man, he's man.
Cheese man!
Cheese man!
Do what you can, but the mailman and the cheese man are coming and they've got the money!
The cheese man and the mailman are coming, do what you can!
The cheese man and the mailman have the other hand, yeah!
Cheese man!
I don't go to mailman, mailman, mailman!
We gotta go to close to come on perfect
Perfect perfect we did it for me. That was an important part of the puzzle
We close to come on you hold in that shop
Wasting time
Now the important part of the puzzle important part of the puzzle
The ball is right behind you.
There he goes.
There he goes.
You play fucking asshole.
Come on guys, we gotta solve this mystery.
I'm sorry.
Stay focused.
Mr. Paladin, Mr. Pee.
Thank you.
Oh, what the hell is this?
Oh, shit!
What an extension!
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's happening?
I'm a mouse! I'm a mouse!
You get away from me!
Where did I go?
Where did I go?
He died.
What?
He died.
What?
I'm tiny, I'm just...
You'll come over here and give me this monster!
There's a monster!
There's a monster!
He's telling us to hide from the tower!
Oh, he's a sucking monster.
He's a sucking monster.
Shocking monster. Oh, it's a sucking monster
You guys had such a high-pitched voice
You guys were really evil, right?
You guys sounded like monsters.
Monsters?
These have tiny ears.
This is a flashlight.
Yeah, why is this already in here?
Is that me trying to mode?
They're ancestors.
Hey, oh, then we go this way. Oh, I think we have to push that I don't think
And I was oh we guys got me gonna go over here. Come on
Go see come on. Go see come on. There's no way right here. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Give me come on
Oh
Run
Everyone run
Oh
Oh my God! Don't stop! Don't look back!
I really want my life!
I really want my life!
Mr. Lut, I was looking for you in the operating area while having sex with my fat wife.
Don't look back! Don't look back!
Oh my God!
Oh God! Oh God!
Why is Dorothy like this?
Dorothy, Mr. Various!
Don't look back! I'm not looking back!
Where's Cosy? Where's Cosy? Cosy!
Oh my god, I see the light!
Get in it, get in it, get in it, get in it, get in it, get in it, get in it, get in it!
Alright!
Do you guys think, do you think Clutch is going to pop out of there any second?
Maybe.
Any second now, Clutch is going to pop out of there.
Clutch, are you back?
You gonna get in big, you gotta leave.
Get out of here, stinky.
I am massive.
I am.
God.
I step on you like an ab.
You are nothing! You are nothing! I step on you like an ant!
Oh fuck you guys! Hey, fuck you! You can't push me around! You can't push me around because of them!
I got a big box!
Cozy, step on this guy! Step on him!
Oh my god!
Step on him! Step on him!
You can't push me around! I got rights!
I got rights!
Don't let him use it! Don't let him use it!
Get in here so he can't use it!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Lay down!
Lay down. Lay down.
Okay.
I'll tell you something.
I'll tell you something.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
I'm right around.
I'm right around and then you can't stop me.
Oh shit!
Supa T, Supa T, Supa T, Supa T!
Supa T, Supa T!
You get the machine!
Get the machine!
Supa T, Supa T...
Oh no, no, no, no!
No!
No!
Oh, no!
I'm doing it!
Hey guys!
You guys would not believe what I saw back there.
Oh, and you just...
Terrible demons.
Did you just...
I completely obliterated one of their penises. Oh my god. I do that's weird
I just got my penis obliterated five seconds ago
That is crazy crazy
What are the chances?
Give me a cube to touch the door spooky
Downloading data
We got one radio tower.
We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Oh, Genji, we'll pick you up after this raid.
We'll grab you on the third raid.
We're too deep in it now.
I can't restart.
I think we go this way gang ignoring this slender man we're slender man oh
guys we got another door over here we got to all do it together I think this
is the one to get out do let's get out of here
We've got one done. There's another one over here. Let's put this one over there. There's two more houses
We gotta do nice it easy. We're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good
We complete this nice easy
Jesus Christ!
Trump driver!
Hop in, gang! Hop in!
Hey, what?
Peanut! Peanut!
Why?
Do you see those giant legs over there?
Hey, look what I saw!
Hey, you see those?
I see him. I see him. I see him. Hey, what you doing with another machine?
Oh
You mentioned me pal
Oh, guys, the cars could not get out of here, so do we got a coach?
We got to go to the other house.
Where's your house at?
I mean, go back and look at the map.
I'm going to check the map.
Well, the other house should be up here.
Come on, Koji, come on.
Koji, are you...
Koji?
Koji?
Where are you?
Koji?
Oh, whoa.
Koji, Koji.
Koji, gimmick.
Where are we going?
Where?
Koji!
Well, there's one over right there.
Koji, Koji, pshh, Koji.
Hey.
Hey.
Koji, where's gimmick at?
Uh, I thought it was you.
God yeah you see this but how do we cut the cheese the precious but real quick
places but see these dead they know he's alive he's called it for that's
to the gym
give it come over here
dad
uppercut
jay
cupcake
uppercut
cupcake
Oh my god!
I locked him in place.
Oh my god!
Locking!
He's just using a lever.
Mr. Mouse okay?
Is Mr. Mouse okay?
Is Mr. Mouse okay?
Mr. Mouse okay? Mr. Mouse okay? Mr. Mouse okay? Mr. Mouse okay?
Yes.
Oh no!
Did you just fucking have to get him into the gun?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh shit!
I
Was it Frank was it Frank
That was on me that was on me
Do we win? Yeah, what's it? What's the code up there? What code? Why one why one green four?
blue one green four uh yellow three yellow three
Um
Where's it break where's it break
Fuck you wait wait
Hey, where are you going? I've got back on my own goodness
We all got to be I go through this door
Okay, well I don't have any more rebounds
I'm a guy
What's that guy doing?
Mr. Car is coming Mr. Car. Oh my god
Go go go
The major is magic
Wait, there's a revive thing right here for him!
Aw, give me some gimmick.
Oh, you got it okay.
We just don't get stopped.
Oh, okay, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Wait, hold...
Oh, we did it!
Three generators are alive!
We got it, we got it!
I think he's going off the deep end.
You guys, is this part of the class?
Is this part of the class?
You guys, why are you making progress?
Are you all making progress or making progress?
Are you making progress or making progress?
I'm making progress.
I'm finished with the class.
Okay, I need an information on TV show.
What the?
What the?
I don't think there's room.
What the?
Jump, move, one, three,
three,
Oh my god!
Do you know how we like the cameras?
How do you like the cameras?
I lost all my z-coins because you kept uppercutting me.
Is there a vending machine here?
Oh my god!
Dude, you just uppercut me right into the fucking monster.
Oh my god!
Oh, no!
Grace!
What?
Peanut!
Alright, that was on me. That's my bad. Okay, that's my bad. That's on me. Okay, I'll take
that one. I'll take that one. That's my bad. That's my bad, okay? Alright, it takes your
Big T that admit some mistakes
He does not know how to wield its power he does not know how to wield its power
That's how do we how we do this?
Maybe we get close wait for you guys. Oh, I know how to do it. You get on the black spot. She is
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Oh
Okay, closey closey close it wait, I'm sorry to say that's not even close
Go to you
Wait.
Is that a robot?
Ow!
Koji, what do you want to heal?
What do you think?
I don't think this is...
I don't think this is Koji.
I think it's mimicking me.
Are you only mimicking your actions?
I think it's mimicking me.
Hi, people.
I'm the Xbox Hero.
God stop.
He's a jukebox hero one guitar
Jukebox hero
We gotta do the
Fine, but I'm gonna dork while you do it. I'm dorking while you do it
Coach, we have to do the thing!
Coach, we have to draw the circle!
Yes!
I didn't deserve that, I didn't deserve that, I didn't deserve that
Yeah, I didn't deserve that
Are you ready?
Okay
What?! Me! Why me?!
Guys get in the bed!
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
What?
Do we do it?
Do we do it?
Hey we did it wrong!
Coachie, will you cut it out?
What?
What did I just see?
Did we, oh no, did we, did we win?
Did we do it?
Did it?
Did it?
Did you just get- did you see what I just saw?
No, I haven't seen anything! I haven't seen anything!
I'll- I'll get- I'll get work. I'm gonna try again. I'll get work.
Something terrible happened to me.
Boat's turn.
All right, I have the code.
Is that a code?
Mmm.
Okay.
There we go.
There it is.
There we go.
I knew you were gonna hear it now.
Now we have all the code.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
New y'all here now now we have all three houses to beat good work game
You have a backup plan!
Oh, I got you, I got you!
Return the Telerik!
Return it to you!
Oh, that's the original elevator!
That's the key for the original elevator!
the way back to the elevator come on boys oh my god oh shit
strangely quiet yeah yeah i'm i'm leaving you like
pizza oh
pizza
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm falling more quickly.
Really quickly.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.
Yeah! Come on, John! Come on, get it! Come on, get it!
Good to taste the rock.
Give it give it one
Where's that one guy the racist
Oh
Get it come down here right now
Finally
I was just
Serious business you make serious business. I'm sorry. I am so sorry. That's okay. That's okay
Why is it working?
Well, you come over here guys right here
Why are you still here? Go and get my houses right now and get those generators right here.
Oh my god, what just happened? It hurts some strange noises.
Wait, generator?
Wait, is that- is that the heart of that thing in your hand?
Oh my god, this is an incredible energy source.
We could use it to get you all out of here.
Oh, he's gonna fuck me, he's gonna fuck me.
I have an idea. Push me up to the roof.
wait he's going slow down
we were going to yell at him
wow this is really coming
this is really coming
wait what is he going to do
he's going to do a cheese man
he's going to do the cheese man
I'll react to my back
All right
They're in charge and I need a high level of sound so we're going to sit
Let it rip boys
Well, let's make some music baby
Let it rip boys
This song is a gift for me
Wooo
Cheese man
I have the cheese man as I will fight for my rights!
To have a life!
Yeah!
The cheese!
What's the cheese?
Oh my God! What's up?
I have the...
I have the cheese man!
I have the cheese man!
I have the cheese man!
And I have the plans!
I have the plans!
I have the cheese man!
Oh my God!
Become the best!
We got this all ahead of the cheese man, of the cheese man!
Of the cheese!
We got this!
Come on, come on, come on!
When you see the boot to kick over and electric,
I need you to hold down that clicker!
I'm giving it up for the Mephysian!
Yeah!
I'm giving it up for Mephysian!
Yeah!
I don't know.
That's right there.
He's not going to keep his house with us.
These are two fucks heroes.
Die, get in the dive.
These are two fucks heroes.
Die, get in the dive.
Guys, what?
The guy's walking toward us.
I know he's going away.
He's too scared of our power.
Oh look you can throw bottles and pop the balloons.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That one!
That one!
That one!
The blood gauge!
Oh my God!
Now move!
Lost in the streets I was all alone!
Now move!
We're waiting to survive!
Now move!
I decided to die!
I'm a dirty man!
I'm a dirty man!
I'm a dirty man!
I'm a dirty man!
I'm a dirty man!
I'm a dirty man!
I'm a dirty man!
I'm a dirty man!
I am the denomination of the white blooded cheetahs.
Give it to him, Benji!
Lots of them!
Give it to him!
Got a flesh!
I'm cheating!
I'm cheating!
I'm a cheetah!
I'm a cheetah!
Give it to him!
Give it to him!
Give it to him!
Cheating from your heart!
Send it from your heart, Benji!
I was the old man.
I don't know. I don't know.
Do we do it? Do we do it?
Wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, wizard, cow, wizard, wizard!
Oh, we did it! That's what they needed to hear!
Arrang!
We did it, we did it. We did it with the power of the cheese man.
Incredible. Good work out there boys.
You just doing my pod candy bars or this use
Like now can we go the elevator
We do we need the heart back wait for folks, you know
TV or whatever over the shit
Wait, somebody already took it! Somebody stole it!
It's your stand here. I'll confess.
What? What do you want to confess?
I don't know what to do with it.
The developers were too lazy to make a sequence for me to be pushed down.
So I'm just waiting here. Not exactly my choice.
Okay.
Okay.
All right. Okay.
The only levels no he said he only wanted to tell me he didn't trust you guys I
Can't tell you I betrayed the televisions trust
Is this glossy?
I don't know yeah
Yep
It says I'm full health, but I can't get another item must be another is anyone out the reactor
Wait, you had the reactor.
No, I gave it to the television and then we made sweet sensual love.
Did you guys get the reactor back?
Are you kidding me?
Do we- what?
I saw someone pull it out.
I
I don't know who had it, but somebody dropped it on the ground.
I got the reactor. I got the reality a good work. I got murder's heart. Oh, I told you I it was through the power of music
Where's that? It's slow. Oh, there you go
Only cool guys allowed sorry you go start singing again. Why is cause you walking so slow? I think I'm bugged
should reset right this is the end level i don't know i don't know is it
is this the end level is this the end level
What's going on?
Pipe 096 San Diego?
Can you ship the water?
Hear that new song duck you down.
Hello!
Some sun.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, I think we won!
Oh
Who's that
Whoa, whoa.
Good work, team.
I'll drop Genji.
Welcome. Wait.
Welcome in, my Genji.
Wait, we got one more level to do, coach.
Wow.
That's my allergy.
Coach, we got one more level to do.
Yeah, we have to be on it like noon tomorrow.
Oh, no, actually, guys.
Yeah.
So, also, I don't know.
Wait, what are the teams like in War Dogs?
How many people?
What do you even know?
I have no clue.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, we can hear you, JG.
Sorry, the guys in the game
would just run in my ear off.
It's ridiculous if you would believe it.
I think you do five guys, no three guys.
Oh.
I don't know if I have to figure out
if I'm playing four dogs over the top.
I will be on until the usual time, seven CT, unfortunately.
But then I can go hard.
You guys are trying to skip out.
Oh, let me see you, let's see.
Wait, guys, are you guys getting off?
No, no, no, I'm just saying tomorrow. I'm not gonna be able to get on at the beginning
Why not? We gotta hop on it like new tomorrow or two or something
Because the new car I would love to I would love to but I can't
Wait, I got up on it like because you're ugly. I get up on it like five CT possibly
Maybe five thirty CT. I got a
I still got a good job. I got a shoot tomorrow. I got a shoot tomorrow.
What? I know. It's terrible.
You're playing the new card tomorrow, Closie. Are you stupid?
Yeah, you literally said that you would play today.
Wardogs. I said I'd play Wardogs today.
Oh, I was talking to Hush. Was it Chad? Didn't Hush say
I'm pretty sure Hush thinks you're playing with him tomorrow. Yeah war dogs
We set it up
You were there
Well, I'll take this I'll take whoever spot leaves from the day shift. All right, I can't get on
Like
Probably like 60 T I can get on I think we're playing both games. I think we're playing war dogs and cod
don't it
Nobody gives I got it down. What kind of game is just
Okay, War Dogs comes out before kind.
I'm here.
I
Be lit
Oh
I'm gonna die for this!
What?!
This is the dumbest game I've ever played ever!
I don't even know how I got that time!
Wait a minute, Peanut.
Hold on a second.
What?
Is this?
Is this one of your people?
No.
Someone get on!
No.
Damn, I have a really good joke.
fuck
let me shoot not take only
hmm
hmm
peanut get out of the way
I'm sorry
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
shimmy
hmm
hmm
you win it?
Yeah, yeah
I can't see he ran
Yeah, dude, are you in? I
Get out of the way peanut what they all friends. I want to see who's red I
Can't see it's a close game. I went in
I actually can't get it.
Ooooooh!
I win it! I win it! I win it! I win it!
Are we playing another one?
Oh shit, you got it, you got it.
Oh hi Genji!
Is this how you read the game?
Okay, all right, I went, one of me, I went, oh no.
All right, I'm seeing you, everybody, Gigi.
I'm ready.
Okay, I'm going.
No, no, you're not going anywhere, buddy.
You're not going anywhere.
Oh, wait, it just caused the entire game.
It just caused the entire game.
It just caused the entire game for me.
Wonderful.
Wait, what did you do?
I, well, I couldn't invite Gigi.
What, it was, oh, Coachy Lab, Coachy Lab.
I'm showing you a new game.
It wasn't let me invite you so I quit the game
but then I quit the whole game.
You demand?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, that doesn't mean we have stuff in the beginning,
right?
Sure.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we still got it.
No, we got on to level three.
Just like it's the proper street work pool.
Are you guys ready?
Should we call it?
I'll get up in a bit.
Or you'll be shy.
I can...
It's C-Gate.
Isn't that the name of the submarine that imploded and killed all those guys?
Stinky?
Yeah!
I think so.
No! I'm thinking of the hard drive company.
Mm-hmm.
Ah.
Of course.
That's what I'm thinking of.
Ocean Gang.
Oh, who are these five gentlemen?
S. George Washington.
Is he sailing across the Delaware?
I think so.
That must be that must be one of the locals
It was watching you just shoot us
I'm locked in boys, lock it in! Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Oh
You see to be on some type of island. Oh, we got the cornstail in the back
My talking game. Yeah, you're working. It's one of his businesses. He's working. It's which we
So we got to go up here. Look at the map
You go over yonder
Follow me gang
I think the map is pointing to this new Hickey.
Okay, all right, seems like Hulksy's phone is connected to our Bluetooth and he wasted
no time after hopping off.
he wasted no time I've played in this one
what? ohhh
did I have to push the push it on?
I got some blanks, there's another blank right here
are you human? I haven't seen a human in ages
no we're not humans
I'm a cheese man
I'm a cheese man
he's a cheese man, that's a cheese man
Oh, put the reactor in the lady's ear.
Did you do it?
Get a little gas in her hips.
Oh, you all lately put it in there, guys?
You get a little gasoline and put it in the hips.
Really, actually, I got where where do I put the gas?
Yeah, put it in her hips.
Oh, I see.
Thank you.
If you hadn't helped, I would have died.
oh no oh no oh no oh no oh you see me you got this buddy I want I'm up you got
this buddy you got this and now where we go right tell a rosa oh now we do
pirates there better be sea champions on this
I'm not supposed to drive it?
It's incredibly strong. Anyway, let's get out of this place.
I can't.
Drive it.
No, the wheel is broken. The wheel is broken. She says the wheel is broken.
Oh.
The threads around me, I'm sure it will keep me alive in these waters.
I need to finish before I run into the pirates.
I don't have a better option to fight back against them.
We got a bunch of cannon, boys, that's...
That's simple enough...
What would you do with a drunken zehleri?
What would you do with a drunken zehleri?
They 얘기in' G.A. finished...
Tellin' lusty omora
and I am the morning
Time was a mustin'って in bu Entertain time in the masc itmin、、,
responsibility
the morning
way
faces
body
It's the morning!
I'm not...
Yeah, that was nice.
That was beautiful.
Wee-hee blow the man down.
Wait, is this me doing something?
There's so many places to go, but we can't go there because the wheel's broken.
Are you sure we were supposed to leave or maybe we were supposed to fix the thing first?
Wait, are we supposed to be doing...
I think help is coming. Look over there!
Oh shit. Look over there.
Oh, that's a little bit helpful.
Oh shit! Those are pirates!
Oh god.
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh god!
For the ship for the ship
Well, we're all the good guys here
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
He's fucking suck.
Attack!
He's pirated trash.
He's got nothing!
They shot him and I'm shorn!
Hi, Lashie!
I'm gonna deep with you!
They can't swim.
I'm gonna deep with you, Lashie!
That's it! That's me!
Oh, sorry.
Seth!
How the hell are you to wipe out my entire crew?
There's nothing.
Call it Blight John!
Well, it was Blight John, ain't it?
Oh no. He has a bomb. He has a bomb. Kick him out!
Jesus Christ!
Please, don't touch me!
Jesus, is this you?
Well done, guys.
I think gimmick might have gone to the wayside eye lassie
Okay, did you see me? I did a Batman. I can't
Well Batman survived we need that
Aren't I
Oh
Now I think so
Look out the plank there's an item on the Internet
Look at all the plankers!
Oh! Oh no! Oh no!
We're going down, Lachies! We're going down!
Alright, so that brings back the old stuff that we used to do when someone had sucked into the channel.
Oh no! Oh no!
Must have been pre-existing catastrophic damage.
I would die if I do that now.
Must have been pre-existing catastrophic damage to that vessel.
Yeah, obviously obviously
100% it was made of asbestos it was it wasn't up to code
It is
There
Back on the palette the palette USS palette
I think we're heading to this island over here
It's pointy wide
Like the wind's blowing this way so it's gonna...
Isn't it gonna...
It's the pointy one. The pointy...
The chode. The chode of the sea.
That's not a chode. That's more about...
They call that...
Prolacianus.
The chode of the sea.
That's the prolacianus of the sea.
Are you're not a chode of the sea?
Aye, Lassie, the poor lapsidus of the sea!
Thick at the base, thin at the tip, the true Lassie!
Aye, Lassie!
Just like Davy Jones liked.
Yeah, I don't want to get too close to the urethra.
Aye, that's not even where that is.
Aye!
The urethra, right down the middle of the chode.
This is a long boat ride. This is a long boat ride.
Oh, wait, okay.
You got any games on your phone?
You got Angry Birds.
Yeah, Final Fantasy 7.
I don't know. I want Angry Birds or Jetpack Hero or whatever.
Hmm, Final Fantasy 7 is all I got.
Angry Birds, baby birds and Jetpack Hero.
You're gonna have to lock into a JRPG turn-based RPG.
No, I don't wanna.
Angry Birds are nothing.
Angry Birds die.
You walk the plank, Lassie.
We don't have a plank.
It's just a long, long, big plank.
It's just something to come up and do with the sea.
Oh, she is the plank.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yarr.
Aye, Lassie, aye.
Aye, Lassie, aye.
Aw, you've already used your screen time. You've already used your screen time for the day.
No, I... I know the passage to the parental block. Hi! Hi!
Yarrr, we just... yeah, I'm passing forward.
Hi, my mom and dad are divorced so that they have two separate parental blocks I can double the time. Hi! Hi!
Well, they don't even know because they don't communicate. Hi!
I hate it!
Hey, what do we do about the tree?
We're not pirates!
No, no, no!
Attacker! Attacker! Attacker!
Oh, now they see we're not pirates.
Wait, do we show attack?
They love us. They love us.
They love us.
Do we show attack?
No, I don't think so.
They love us. We're like celebrities.
Oh my god, we're like celebrities to these people.
I'm like Mike Tyson and you're like Michael Jackson.
Oh, double Michael?
Mm-hmm.
Two mics?
We need Jiji over here to do that thing.
Mm-hmm.
Jiji!
Jiji, we need Jiji over here for the door.
Mm-hmm.
I'm right here.
What was that?
What's going on in here?
What's going on in here, huh?
What's going on in here?
Oh, you're right.
Hmm.
Hmm.
This guy just gave me a cue.
It's the village seems to be filled with people that were made and hutched procreated
with a bowl of yoghurt.
Oh, I'm not hutching middlemen.
That's hutch in the middle.
That's hutch right there.
He seems to be glorified in some type of God here.
Oh my God.
Hmm.
Hmm.
There's something mysterious going on.
Gimmick, what do you think we do?
a sea monster run high oh what I got a I got a newspaper what's a stupid kid
in here the manacaman in times the van lake monster took another people of the
manake living fear oh despite their terror of the giant look at them they're
taking the city's fear look at them it was learned oh my god they even they
They gave a live job to avoid that.
They're stricken with fear.
The villagers now stricken whispers.
In other news, this person tried to eat a hamburger
with a fork.
Oh, I moved that under the 22.
I'm going to turn on the camera.
I'm going to turn on the camera to show you
what's going on.
Wait, we got to kill Ness.
I'll fake Nessie on the way here.
We did see a fake messy
Wait hold on
Wait what we just do monster of the leg
okay
I got hiccups
I don't know what's he doing. You go up here. It's a space spaces
He's here to look there.
Oh, wait, oh no, can't go back there.
Here we go to the farm.
He's going to the tower.
No, I mean, try going to the tower.
This is a real brain teaser.
They really make you think, huh?
Oh, gimmick!
I found it!
I found it!
It's definitely where we need to go.
100%.
Oh
Who's that one lady at
They did he dead
You said to believe that you're a fish
Did you
Hop on in, J.G. Hop on in!
FAT RIDE!
Hmm, what do we have?
Okay, I think I got rid of my hiccups, guys.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh God! Oh God!
Maybe this is mode, this is mode!
Oh, oh, oh, the character is mode! There's landmines!
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
Oh god.
Oh god.
Woo.
Oh, that's a close one.
Geez, that's a breeze.
You guys still behind me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are we okay back there?
Uh-huh.
Okay, good, good.
One step at a time, one step at a time.
Keep it going boys.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, we did it!
Array!
Good work, team!
And I think we had on in here...
Oh, we got an informational video.
Got an informational video.
Guwakey, guwakey!
Ooh.
Quicky, quicky!
That works.
We got some learning to do.
That was tense.
I'm talking to you.
Look how she rides in at the sunset.
We got to take this out.
What?
You guys take this out.
Is he dead?
Okay bring it back bring it back all right we got things to learn we had a few things
idiot
All right, okay, bring it back bring it back. All right, we got things to learn we got learning to do
We got learning to do oh
You're leaving stuff out you leave it to stop oh
My god
Okay
Holy shit monkey see monkey do I was
My thing
Well, thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, perfect. Thank you so much
Do I make the second to thank you so much busy every night. Oh my god
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Can you bring one of the doggies over here?
Bro.
I don't think I can help you guys.
Wait, what happened to get it? We give it go.
He died.
I died.
I have no idea.
I'm coming out, I'm coming out, I'm coming out.
It's working, it's working, it's working.
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Well, yeah.
Bust them down!
Hey guys, let's stop screwing around.
Let's go listen to the informational video.
Come on, your shoe over there.
We don't need it.
Name the homeless.
What's your- What are you looking at?
It's just the same thing, man!
Some type of...
Purple guy?
I
Was easy
And we rule over all the people
brother
To be simple enough
All right, so I couldn't see what it was doing all if you was go talk to the purple guy
go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead you're talking about the
information videos and the game pros you got you gotta go talk to him oh
Oh, hot job the purple people we request
Go for a kneecap
All the eight growing up was cheeseburgers and cakes so they haven't fully developed yet
What we love to do smack his kneecap
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I got a boobring! I got a boobring! No, me! Oh, he doesn't get
a whole elevator. That's not... That's cheating. Oh! Oh, I got him! I got him! I got him!
Oh yeah, we're supposed to jump on his belly when he's down.
Watch it!
Oh no! He's got a boomerang bag!
Oh my god!
He's got a boomerang bag!
Guys, guys!
Stop it!
Kill him!
He's dead!
All right, we're stuck in, we're stuck in.
Hey, where you guys at?
Where do you guys go?
Do you guys die?
Oh, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle,
You're killing me by doing that, what the hell?
Grab a weapon, he's gonna attack you this whole time.
Ah yes, yes thank you people, my people.
I am now the king.
He's a false prophet, he's a false king.
I was the one who defeated mr. Purple. He is a false king
false false false king now I shall go on my inaugural kingly
You think?
Oh!
There she is!
That's a group of hergemen!
He's a kill-it-killing-it crowd!
He doesn't deserve it!
He's a kill-it-killing-it crowd!
Oh, he's just killing a raga version!
Yep.
Hey, like that, buddy! How?
He's even pre-verting him!
I
Shit
Oh my god!
He was the fucking...
Where did that fucking guy come from?
What?
That's why he's a hamster!
That doesn't make any sense!
That wasn't even bad!
That's what my dog did.
One of my subjects.
One of my subjects.
Ah, Gigi.
I am...
shit I can't do your name we'll just go with Zendaya that's what's up
fuck yourself no things in oh shit what the hell I summon Zendaya where's the
bottle where's the bottle at
well where we do that should we win do we win the game
Wait, maybe we go to the tower now.
Oh, he's a good digger.
Wait, is there a palace? Perhaps there's a palace that I could...
I don't know if he was just at the palace.
We do my new king, so now you do king stuff.
What does the king do?
Is he the crown? Oh, no.
Can we just get out?
Wait, it says wait for others.
Oh, there we go.
We're gonna be here.
I've been waiting here for three hours.
What's going on in there?
Uh, lady, we're fucking kidding.
Why is that little purple guy coming at me?
He has an S81.
It's Max.
What the hell?
Oh my god.
He's just trying to get our boat.
Thanks, little purple guy.
We got a wheel now.
We're doing pretty good
Look at this oh
We got to go to oh this is like one piece dude
Now let's introduce your destination Senate course guys
You said Lee told you go side boats are equipped me at the advanced long-range cannons allow you to figure something threads
But we gotta go, we gotta go to this next island right here.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
We're shooting barrels and it gives us wood to fix the boat.
Oh, good thinking.
We gotta go to this other island over here.
This one right here.
Um, dig.
Um dig we where's the choice where that island is oh
There we go. We actually have to sail them. Oh wait let down the sails
Hoisting the sails hoist it hoist
Hoist hoist
unhoist unhoist reverse hoisting the set
reverse hoisting the sails
okay
Reference hoistings!
Oh, what's that?
I got a reverse hoistings!
Unhoisting sales!
I'm getting on it!
They still look hoisted.
They still look hoisted.
They look pretty hoisted to me. That's a hoisted sale, 100%.
where we how we know where we need to go but I would say I let it sit with leaders to it
there's no indication of where we're going on the map we got to turn right turn right
oh I see it I see it I see it okay you have to right to right you know that first where I think
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Who worked, Captain Gimmick, who worked.
Oh man, the cannon.
It's King.
How do we...
Oh, guys, this is real.
Who do it in...
Oh, shit.
Yo, take me out, Gimmick, take me out.
Oh wait should we be is this like rap she would be collecting these barrels and stuff
I don't know
You
I see I see I see I see it
I'm going in boys! I'm going in!
Stop shooting!
I don't want a piece of wood!
Good one, Genji!
I like you guys!
Oh my gosh!
of a wiener monster we only need to write what he did right it's that island
right there he's the next one what it's already there this ship is a fickle
bit I'll tell you the controls are pretty confusing
Why didn't... why did I get... no, no, no, no, why did I get blown off?
I got you, Judy, I got you!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm back on it.
Alright, we're doing pretty good boys, you guys have to get to this thing.
Oh, we got one of these bad boys?
Yeah, get to this island right here.
I think we have to kill some people.
It says that we have PNP to do there.
With the two swords of the mud?
We should kill a couple pirates and then we save the world.
It's a peaceful day.
It's such a beautiful day it is.
It's a nice little day.
It's a nice day.
I've had it on this whole time after I killed the previous king.
You find it in the water?
In the water?
No!
You know this.
Where do you find that crown at?
I got it from the king.
Are you serious?
I got it from the king. Are you should give you guys just see it?
No, wait, you found it in the water?
He's lucky fine lucky ocean fine. No, she's like a box of chocolates. You don't know what you might find. Oh my god
Wait, remove that submarine you were talking about yeah
Whoa
Oh the boomerang and all the targets and solve the puzzle
Or have a boom break
You got that boom break box?
You got to throw it all the targets
My boom break now
Yeah you're lucky that had a middle top up when I hit that
Nothing.
Oh, nothing.
Let's check this guy out real quick.
Eyes don't lie!
Squid Game? Squid Game?
Get me back in here.
It's Squid Game! It's Squid Game!
Well, it's Squid Game!
Wait, which one broke?
I just walked right out in the middle.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Holy crap. Wait.
Guys, I'm cooking right now. You see this?
I don't think it's...
I don't think it's actually a good game. I just think we need to jump.
Wait, I'm not gonna test it though. I'm not gonna test it though
Are you kidding me I was on fire I just got like seven in a row
Oh my fuck
I try to jump and this is giving fun. This is giving fun
Give it what the hell! I was cooking and you had to throw it all away! You had to fuck it all up!
Let me cut.
Holy crap. I guess every single one of those correctly.
No the hell? Do you have another phone?
The only time I felt through was when I do dead bold of a...
What are the chances that I did every single one correctly on the first try?
That's gonna be like...
That's what I'm saying. That seems crazy.
That's gonna be like 1 in a million!
1 in a million?
Oh, a mingle? Holy mingle?
Welcome back.
Thank you.
Whoa!
Oh, somebody, oh, look guys, uh, revived dog.
God!
Did you show that boo-ring?
Yeah, you can buy him too. Over here.
Wait, what?
Guys?
They're free, they're free.
God!
Holy cow.
Here's a test!
This one.
Cut last reliable melee weapon for giving up.
Because it says eyes don't lie and this has an eye on it, guys.
Taking this ground. I'm the king now!
Literally just
Get him! Get him!
I'm not having points!
Okay, I think that one was intentional. I think that one was intentional.
What?
That one felt intentional.
Lock in!
Lock in!
Right in the crowd on my head.
We made this jump? Wait, how do we get over there?
I think we got him, hey boss.
He's the crowd on my head guys or no?
No.
Did you use it on my head?
No.
It's on your head.
Oh, thank you boss.
Thank you boss.
No, it's not.
Hey, where we go?
Uh, do we...
Oh, that right there.
Hey, there's a spot over here that maybe we can jump to.
Oh, don't look behind us.
Don't look behind us.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
without Officer Fadass, I curse you, and you, and you family tenfold.
Easy there, partner. I'll give you five dollars and a broken toaster for that curse.
Alright, Genji-a-Dan is the genius of our generation.
Genji-a-Dan, the maker of Genji-a-Dan is the genius of our generation.
He is the outside of the century gentlemen from two thousand to two thousand one hundred dead
Gia is dead Dan is the smartest man on this planet
Wait, oh wait, I forgot not be a giant guys. That is good. Hey guys. How do we get over there?
To open this one
No, don't open that one!
Peanut.
What?
I can't get off of it now!
There we go.
Hey, what are we doing?
That one does not have an eye on it.
You can only open the ones with the eyes.
How do we get over there, then?
Did we just get out of it?
Hmm.
Now, maybe we just get out of it now.
Holy crap, I actually did guess every single one he's like, oh my god.
Uhhhh...
That's actually gonna be like 100 million.
Oh!
That's actually gonna be like 100 million.
Oh.
So we gotta run the numbers on that.
So we gotta run the numbers on that.
Can we go back?
Can we run the numbers on that?
So we gotta run the numbers on that.
I have to know. I have to know.
Get out of here!
50-50, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
It's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven, twelve.
It's like flipping a coin.
Twelve times in a row.
One in two hundred and sixteen thousand, one hundred and twenty-four.
Okay, there's gotta be something.
There's no way I'm gonna die.
There's gotta be something.
Maybe it's the first one you jump on.
It makes it stable.
That's probably what it is.
It says it doesn't happen, but it does not happen.
It's gotta be like the first one you jump on.
It solidifies you to jump.
Mm-hmm
All factorial you got 12 factorial thinking
And let's all leave
So I should make that sound I guess a good work team
Thanks, lady
Now we go to this island down here.
What?
Which way should we face it?
To our right.
We go this way.
Oh, we gotta make sure this thing stays full of gas.
That thing got just got into the sail.
Yes.
Well, cause you can't figure out how to drop it.
Oh yeah.
Oh, you're mistaken.
It's more than 4,060.
No, that's a lot.
Let's make this a week.
We didn't possible to know.
Oh look, we can recollect the cutlass here if we want.
Oh, nice.
Are you serious?
Oh, that wasn't even me.
Right, we're joking.
That wasn't even me.
What was that?
Hey, that's weird.
That wasn't even me.
Hit it so hard.
I don't know what that was.
Who was that?
You're ridiculous.
Are you serious?
That was your own Boomerang dumbass!
Oh, it wasn't.
It literally was.
Boomerang was still in the water and another one came out of nowhere.
You're holding one in your hand.
My Boomerang was your own Boomerang, was you?
you no no no I you could watch them on you can watch them I guarantee I would
bet my life I would bet my life I would bet my life I would bet my life you
attacked me first he had tracked me first you checked me first he earned it
You deserve to hit Tag me first
Welcome back to me welcome back
Yeah, I can't believe you do attack me first. I
Just get a little light little hit and he goes super saying on me. I was defending my honor
This is you important
It was on the man was this lady. No, she's no not that
She's no not she's lying, but there's some every secret here. She's was you know
Where did you go right there?
She's in the bucket. She's in the bucket. Oh, there she goes. She's in the bucket. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Dude, there are so many revised up
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay.
Oops.
Oops.
Move that boomerang up.
But follow me with Jimmy.
Follow me to see if there's a mystery of what?
There's a mystery of what?
Leave this.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
There's something that runs under this island.
But my car broke in.
Oh my god, the cockroaches must have got him.
I just got here.
Welcome back!
I need to take a seat.
Oh, you want some, Michelle?
Oh, you want some of this?
Oh, you shake your head, buddy.
You shake your head.
He's starting it.
He's starting it.
Oh, the hell!
Ooh, you matched with the king.
You matched with the king?
the game did you practice you have to go ahead and practice over there buddy oh we
got we gotta go this door we gotta go to this door no boomerang for you you
lost boomerang privileges
I
What was she give me come on let's give it
We need to expect it
when you need to expect it oh
Trust me. I'll be ready buddy
Is there any other stores?
Give me break the other door children
I don't lie. Oh, here we go.
Oh, wait, it's the eye. Yeah, you want the eye?
The eye one.
Here's the other one.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I will use it.
Oh
Shit
Damn it
He's falling down a bunch of holes everywhere! There's his holes everywhere!
Ridiculous!
He'll get us back, boys. He'll get us back.
Who dares to revive you right there?
He's got the ground, he's got the ground boys.
That would not stand, that would not stand.
Unhand that crowd at once!
Unhand that crowd at once, he then...
You stole it from me because you murdered me as I'm the right bouquet.
Jimmy, Jimmy, come over here. You have something.
Look at that.
You don't want to steal it.
You're grappling hook.
Really? Down there. Look it down there.
It's right there. See?
Yep.
Get that comeback something.
come back some ways about what's locked in it like it is I don't even have a
grandfather to get a Christ oh hey fuck this up gimmick I'll be right back
Oh shit, did I get the butt away from him?
You murder it, you murder it.
Okay, alright.
Okay, that seems disproportion.
That seems disproportion.
That seems disproportion!
Damn it!
What is Jimzie doing?
What is Jimzie doing?
What is he doing?
This is a dysfunctional team a dysfunctional team no one's on the same page
What are you guys
No, we're not done. No, we're not done yet. No, we're not done yet. No, no, we're not done
No, there's one more thing I gotta do. There's one more thing I gotta do. Let's kill this son of a bitch
I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Give me five seconds yet. You have me right back
Okay
Oh
Did he fall off did he fall off the edge?
And...
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Wait, where's gimmick at?
Gimmick?
Where'd you go?
Where'd Gimmick go?
He went past you?
No, he can't. There's nothing to fear.
What? How did he get past me?
Oh, oh, awkward.
Haha, you lucky gingerbread.
I've had that crown at once!
I've had that crown at once!
You didn't murder me!
You didn't murder me!
I've had that crown at once!
I've had that crown at once, even!
Are you serious?
Hahahahahahaha
What's so peaceful anymore?
It's that you got mad!
You got mad!
You got mad with power!
As soon as you get that crown!
You got mad with power!
I've been a just king!
I've been a just and graceful king!
Merciful!
No! You ran for a hundred years of torment and suffering!
People would hurt me a minute, be that!
The people love me!
The people, the little purple people in there...
No, the purple people love me!
They've been effigies of me in their homes!
Oh, you've died, okay?
They think they've put effigies in their homes of me!
You better open Spongebob's first body, because I'm grabbing that sword.
You better open Spongebob's first gift!
You're sick. You're sick. You're the Mad King.
The Mad King.
Literally drunk with power and madness. You're gonna get mad cow disease.
Oh, she's got it. She's got it.
Oh, shit.
What are you doing?
She's not even putting the power on her.
What?
Oh, shit.
You Sherper! You Sherper!
You Sherper!
Fox King! Fox King!
Oh, my God.
Fox King!
this this is heinous this is heinous it doesn't even look good on her yeah doesn't
look right doesn't even fit look at her hat it's all missapin like
title one fit
oh
i am receding the bell now balks a me he's a very handsome man he's a very handsome man
very handsome man he is
handsome man he is
you can't believe that
handsome man
you're Tyler one really what Tyler one you that is yeah handsome oh yeah I know
very handsome a man
looks like a goblin king
He would be a great actor for that role, how does he chat?
100 percent, 100 percent, so it's irrespectable, it's irrespectable role, of course.
Very respectful, very respectful, I don't even think of Queen Pee Pee, hold down the
fort, gimmick don't you kill me with that sword, don't you dare, don't you dare
Oh
This is an old tavern.
This is an old tavern. I'm glad we passed by here.
You can hop off and take a break if you want.
I'll enjoy the view.
Now, if you guys fight, I'm throwing the crown over boy!
Oh shit, I did it, oh shit, oh shit.
That makes me throw it overboard.
I will throw it overboard.
I'm going to throw it overboard.
I'm going to throw it overboard.
I'm the head back crowd, Genji.
You've gotten mad with power!
I'm gonna throw it overboard!
I'm gonna throw it overboard!
I NEED THAT GROUNDED WON!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Look who's king now miss you're giving look who's king now
Don't you try it which don't you try it
Don't you try to win! Wait, what can I hit? Wait, I can't hit!
Let's go! Do you want me to hit?
Yeah!
Take back demon.
Do you want me to use your sword?
What the dingle? Wait.
Oh, I'm good, I can't even use it.
Hmm.
Can't attack in town.
Oh.
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
Oh.
Apparently there's some type of whale, and he's really hungry.
Hmm.
Kenji, what happened to your crown?
Uh, Pina killed me.
Oh.
I am the king of the seven kings.
Wait, can we grapple up?
Oh, shit.
You guys were looking for a whale.
Oh, it's Liesmar.
Oh, man, look, it's Liesmar.
Should we play it?
Should we gamble?
Wait, hold on.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
hold on is it
give it
sheee
hold on now
hold on now wait a second hold on now
wait a minute
hold on
give a party with that king
give a party with that king
Oh
We're not you guys go
Nice, where do you guys go?
Go I'll go inside
Inside there. There's a game to play in there. Oh
right
Don't right here sit down. Let's give me sit down. Oh
Shit all right. I'll go first
Oh
Shit
Yeah, oh you want to play huh?
I got it oh what oh my gosh I'm drunk I'm drunk I'm drunk guys help me I'm so
I can't I can't walk straight. Ah
Seven
Wait, was that was that not you? Wait, did you was that how you play with me?
Hey, who would you play with me? What's that?
No
You make sure that
It doesn't bring the game
Sit down, Mr. Jimmy. Sit down. We're playing the game, Mr. Jimmy.
Did you guys go? Got your dreams?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my.
I'm spinning.
Oh, shit.
How do you like that?
Oh
Shit
I think you want to go against the champion
I'm young, young, young!
I'm captured of all time!
Yeah!
Oh, hold on.
I don't think you understand how to play the game.
Oh, what?
It's a do.
Loser!
Whee! Fuck!
Let me take the crown for myself.
Alright, alright.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm writing a client that was aura, that was aura, that was aura.
Ah, we just..
Maybe we uh,
you know we give this little doll to the bartender to tell him to revive him in like 3 hours.
Excuse me sir, excuse me sir.
Oh, to habla ingles, see? Oh no.
I think he speaks some cubits.
He has no idea what I'm saying, he has literally no idea what I'm saying, he's fucking, I think
he's high, I think he's high, is he getting his grip in the bar?
Yeah he is.
This guy is absolutely dogged and, holy shit, holy fucking, holy shit.
He wants you to take his drink.
I'm not touching that shit.
Just pee.
I summon and you take this.
Don't drop it, got it.
Don't drop it.
Damn it, got it.
Oh my...
Fuck!
We were trying to get you revived as soon as possible.
Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Perhaps one more round.
Oh, yeah, I've played twice.
Surely, Jay-Z probably wants to play.
No, no, you have the crown!
You will look like a great opponent for this situation.
But let's just sit down and see if we can make it a shot down.
Oh, whenever you're ready, Mr. Gimmick,
whenever you're ready for the crown,
For the ground!
Mr. gimmick for the crowd mr. gimmick for the ground yeah
You look for the ground for the ground. Yeah, that's me
All right around all right for the ground
Okay
What's going on?
All right, I'm on the table
On the table
All right, you did mr. gimmick why is there three people on
My face your robot
No
Why is there three people on the table?
No, no, no, it's me. Don't you see the crowd?
Yeah
All right sit down
We're playing for real sit down. We're playing for real. All right. Let's play for real. Let's play for real over fucks sake
Oh, wait. Oh wait. Are you are you sitting down or not?
Yeah
Look at the crowd. I can't tell
Oh, no, you're not you're not you're not sit down. Oh my god sit down
Get excited in the damn scene.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Pour the crowd.
Pour the crowd.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
He wanted to play with the king.
He wanted to play with the king, didn't he?
Ah, you do not.
You do not, what he has.
His head is completely gone.
He's mad.
He's just shut out of that chair.
Alright, what was he supposed to be doing, guys?
What were we doing next?
I think this is just for fun. I don't think this is anything.
They said that this was just for rest.
Oh. Oh, God, you guys are gay.
Honestly, boys, I'm doing a super long scene tomorrow.
I'm waking up early. I might hop off right here.
It's another time.
Can we save it mid-rate?
I mean, it's...
We can save it like you're saying, Joe.
It's saved. It's saved.
It's sleepy, to be honest, too.
Let's continue this another time.
Mm-hmm. All right, good parents. You have a good one boys
All right boys I'm getting up
Get up
We're hopping on extra early tomorrow for war dogs. I don't know exactly what time will hop on but probably somewhere between
between two PMCT and four PMCT.
That sounds pretty good.
That sounds like a good time slot.
More constant war dogs.
Why, war dogs.
That's one PM.
I don't know what crack you're smoking,
but I don't know since when is 2PM, 1PM?
I thought it was 12?
No, no, that's what Cloak C said.
I'm thinking one or 2PM GT to 4PM GT
start somewhere around there.
I'm getting the PC, I'm so tired of missing out on games.
Yeah, honestly, Mr. Brendan,
unless it's like Rockstar dropping GTA,
there's almost no benefit game-wise
happen the next box over a busy hmm is it a free alpha I don't think it's free no
no it's not free no it's not free you have to pre-order war dogs and then
Wait, right?
I mean, you wait, GTA will be trashed.
Okay.
All right, okay, crazy person, as long as you don't kill my family, it floats my boat.
Okay.
All right.
As long as you don't kill my entire family and shoot me in the face, you know, anything
I think that's what you're talking about.
Um, oh, hmm, hmm, half of them, half of who?
GTA is overrated hot tag.
I don't even know if I start.
I don't even know if I start.
I don't even know if I start.
I've got a lot of stuff I can say.
I don't know if I start.
That's just a stupid take.
That doesn't make any sense.
That's just wanting to be different.
I hate to insult you, sir, but that's just wanting to be different.
Food is tomorrow.
Of course food is tomorrow.
Oh, that's nothing.
I'm going to be probably a little bit late because I got to get some more dollars.
All right.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
Now gang good night everybody rest up rest easy rest up good night sleep tight and do not
Let the bad bugs fuck your ass
I