TheBurntPeanut
WARDOGS BETA | SEAL TEAM SEXY | Cloakzy x Nickmercs x Hutch x Karma | #BUNGULATE
08-21-2026 · 12h 36m
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We're going to war boys! We're going to war!
Let me tell you something, gentlemen, I pity the man on the opposite side of the battlefield
as us.
Today will be a day of reckoning, a day of bloodshed, a day of conquering.
We will leave no stone unturned.
We will leave no man on the battlefield, un-vanquished.
I'm also very late, so I'm gonna go ahead and undo the discord and get on in there.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but I really
ready by the way
You're ready. I'm ready. I'm ready to go. Okay. Okay. Let me know if you want last life
We're on last night last night. Okay, you get it. You get it. Yeah, I'm a slay queen
Slay queen slay
Slay slay queen slay
Double frappe. Oh my god. Oh my god, girl
Girl, you wouldn't.
You're so lame.
Girl, you did it.
Oh my god, girl.
Oh my god, girl, no you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Oh my god.
That's giving attitude, girl.
Oh, dude.
You're gonna win.
Girl, you're giving attitude.
Yeah.
Ah!
Who's piloting this thing?
Another man?
Is it you?
He's dead.
He's dead.
Please, please, please, please, please!
He's dead. That'll happen.
Please, please, please, please, please!
That'll happen more than that!
That'll happen, that'll happen!
Please, sir!
Hey, sir!
Mr. Van Gogh and Mr. Zex!
What the fuck is with you?
Good man!
Good arm, man!
And Mr. Winslow and Mr. Winslow!
What good man!
Good arm, man!
Invite Troud?
We are so...
How big can the TV get?
We've got five guys.
I want you to know that you...
Nickworks is way louder than everyone else.
right now because they just bet on you getting three kills and you die to a
term I'm limited as big as you lied what was she was she was she was she was
awesome it might be me we are you got we are we are we backing out making a new
game or am I just trying to join your game so we should do what we should do what
we did we should do we did okay no no watch you do it you do it cuz he
knows how to join okay all right sounds good give me a second well wait I'm
I'm just gonna try to join you.
I'm just gonna, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't.
Just do this.
I'm just doing your game, I just didn't.
No, no, no, no.
He just doesn't listen.
He doesn't listen.
Man, your game.
You guys can't listen.
No, we're already, we're not in that game,
which is why you can join it.
What do we mean?
We're just back out and doing this server.
You guys see that server?
What do we mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
No, the server in the,
I put in the room one,
Yeah.
room one chat that's server where you join I'm joining no it's not how our game
join and then we join you it's I made a game are you happy this game join join
you got about a half a seven ladder here you might why are you game I'm
low enough much what what are you gonna blue green red green green green
Bling Bling Bling
Wait wait now I'm joining hugs again with close yeah, he's dead us man. He's full
Server with nobody
Oh
I'm on green. I want to hug you. I'm gonna do you wait. We actually see such are you actually all I'm
Hutch's team you're on green. Okay. I am to I have to
Green I'm on green
It's not letting me join the way for even out my squad
Yeah, how I do it you squad
You're in my spot already. Oh, okay. Well, that's because I joined off your name
Carbons of my do you do just waiting for uh, yo, Nick. Can you play the game, bro? Yeah, fuck you mr. Merck's you know what?
You know what?
Beware, oh, there's carbons are you not a squad? Yeah, you didn't do that actual squad though
Are you on greens resort? I'm in
Wait wait wait wait wait he's in we locked this one locked this one. Let's lock this one lock this one
Yeah, lock it lock it lock this one
Lock this one lock this one
Okay, come on come by shit by shit. We don't wait. Can't do it. Yeah. Wait. Where where in seven seconds we can
It probably set us wait wait I actually a lot I don't see what my point is I guess you have a point, but is hold on
Okay, I don't want it. I don't want it to be gay. I want to be V. What do you right now? What's V right now?
Oh, you know say you're no Seattle. No, what's what's V right now? So I know what I'm replacing
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck. Hello. Can anyone hear me?
Go go go
The sniping is crazy or what?
Go to the sky grab it put a scope on it
middle of nowhere you don't need any armor you don't need any armor just grab
some uh grab some meds sniper a lot of bullets and meds
this guy act like he didn't forget his ammo his mags and his mags every single
time we watched him play over the last hour how much you said you're mad buddy
My fucking dick
Not a racist name oh close. He's in here, too. It's good. Oh
We're good. And would that mean it's anybody but closing? Oh
Shit, yeah
Mm-hmm. All right, how are we getting there? Thank you. I'm already in a car. I'm gonna get more ammo. Wait, don't leave it out to me. I'm scared.
Yeah, you're already over there, Nick?
Yeah, I need more ammo.
We're gonna go somewhere together. Yeah, hop to the car. We have a sniper. I have AR.
We'll be back with more fucking ammo! How do I get the ammo to go on these squares?
You gotta click.
Get a bike back back already have a bike back. No, I already have two bags and
Like
No, no, no, I need this a lot you can lock it for squad only
It's a new Samo. I need loose ammo. How do I put loose a one right backpack?
Seattle
Lucy at the top karma you buy a car you buy a car. I'm poor
Thank you boys.
Alright guys, my loadout is $1,700.
Did you get like a good reasonable loadout?
You see an SUV anywhere?
Yeah.
Wait, hop in guys!
Hop in!
Oh!
Do we have a helicopter?
No, we have an SUV.
Carbages bought an SUV.
Where?
Where the fuck it is?
Where are you?
Where?
This is mine.
Wait, I'm...
Alright.
Where are you?
We're driving
Wait, where are you guys at? Oh, hey guys
You team image
Hey, do you see that?
Motherfucker dead
Are you hurt? Are you hurt? Oh, I'm not dead. I'm alive a couple cuts
We're missing one guy. We're missing Mr. Burns.
No, I'm already at the surgery up there.
Are you sure?
Yeah, get up here.
Okay.
I'm not going anywhere.
We're going to war!
We're going to war, boy!
You can see the map right here.
You're in the car, right?
What do you want me out of here?
We're green.
All right, Harvon.
Get in the...
This is where this is the hot zone?
What the fuck?
We should work we need what what that's red that's blue
We're going into this, let's go to the circle and ask this, baby yellow team.
We're going to go to the first one there, now we're there for you to make money.
He's right, we have everything to do with it in this song.
It's like, two extra seconds.
Okay, alright, my lock is on boys! We're going in!
Oh god, alright. You sure this guy's got his license?
Yeah, you guys made me drive. I'll say he's eating.
Why should you die again?
I can't drive yet. I'm not going to talk all the door down to my house right now, so I gotta wake up.
They're done! They're done!
Well, I'll always...
I'm getting some alcohol pretty soon.
I'll drive later.
Oh, I'm down.
There's Ella in the zone.
Oh, crap.
No, we're dead.
Oh, God!
Oh, my God.
I'm all right now.
Okay, I'd at least share this guy.
I know you ought to drive a car.
No.
I'm sure I know.
One of these is like a shroud street,
but one of these is never got his license.
Is this...
Is this practicing for you?
Is this like virtual practicing?
I'll get it there. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Preferably one piece would be nice
The towers all blue it's all blue
No, wait, wait, hold on give me this bumping car
oh Jesus I'm on one side I've literally one someone just ran me over how I use my bandages
someone just ran me all my someone ran me over I'm literally one press for right click
we're going on top of this building we wanted to go to this yellow circle
that's what matters is the yellow circle inside this big circle but you know
Fuck it. This gun doesn't take a mag. You just reload it. Thanks roll game the blades except one shot
Here's five dollars. Don't spit it all one place
We guys
Guys guys. Oh my gosh. Oh wait. I'm down. Oh
I found it. I found it guys. Don't worry. Oh good. We're good. Come on karma. We gotta get over there
Are we are we green? Yeah?
Yeah
Yeah, go to that HG I'm coming boys. I'm coming
Coming boys
Oh god, we're gonna do all this again
You just join us I think right click join yeah, that's in the queue for a second. Yeah
Guys, can I like can I like master chief flip a vehicle?
It ain't the way I crashed the arm is red
Yeah, but you can reposition it but you have to repair it. I think I've flipped the vehicle my accent. I just gotta flip it
I'm back. Oh
Oh, no, it was whatever settings that karma put into the car it made me
Yeah
The seat was jesson's wrong. He bought it up. You're like, oh, I need to just take this guy
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Oh
You're going down
Well, why'd you go up? I just got fucking shot man. No, you didn't I'm coming
I'm coming
I don't know. I don't know but they're watching
TK in this game is
That hell same spot as the first kill
Meiling
So this is how you lay down
Control
People don't write we got a road we have a pushback. Hey, she buddy
look if you're watching this stream bro you
oh my god these are keeping now fuck
these other guys
Oh come on, be quick, be quick!
Oh my God!
There's each other, hell, multiple tangles, multiple tangles on the hill!
God!
Yeah, I heard.
See my paint hatch over there?
My gun's probably loaded.
How's that a basement?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
We're getting budged, careful.
Our gun isn't working!
I don't feel too good you got to be I'm going to come to their probably gonna
I'm gonna give you a kill.
Someone help!
Someone help me please!
Come on, give me up here.
I'll give you $50!
$50 prime for whoever comes and gets me!
$50!
I repeat, $50!
Did anybody hear me out there 50 dollars and nobody wants 50 dollars
We want 50 dollars because I'll give anyone $50 to get me
We got a private $50
Oh sure sure sure I can hear you passing by I've got $55 for you if you remind me
Problem already with this game is that you can't like you require the helicopter to get a spawn but these idiots keep slipping them in our base
Okay, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna go ahead and die. I don't yes
Okay, all right nobody's gonna fly stop stop stop stop
No one gets a $50. No
No, okay guys never goes good on the first try it was it was a good attempt. It was a good attack
Oh
Guys guys all listen all get us here everybody be be at that at the spot and all fly helicopter for us
We have a by my last
How do I read by my last? Oh, there we go?
All right guys, I'm buying a helicopter
I
Hungry again wait wait wait wait wait wait my house to go daddy's my one
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, hop on it. Hop in, hop in.
I'm here. I'm here. No, you can unlock it for squad only.
You know, yeah, yeah. You're in my squad, so hop in.
Yeah, you got to get for squad one.
Oh, guys, sorry.
This helicopter is for squad only, guys.
These fucking heat ins in. Only our squad.
Guys, this is for squad only, guys.
It's a bit.
This is for squad only, guys.
Gang only. Who else needs a ride?
Do you guys need a ride?
I don't know where Hutch is.
I'm here, don't leave me, don't leave me.
You guys have parachutes, right?
No, no, no.
Why don't you have parachutes?
You have to watch every fucking word you're gonna say, buddy.
I can't get in, why can't I get in?
It's a lot of thought to go ahead and go ahead.
Here's the weight limit.
Are you in?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Are you in?
Go, go, go.
I am taking off, I'm taking.
I bought an extra fucking skull?
I don't know how to start it. Is that space? Is that W?
Yeah. Yeah.
I was shaking it off!
I'm stuck now!
Like it, boys! Like it, though!
We're going in!
I'm a fortune teller!
Now, now, now!
I'm a fortune teller!
I'm a fortune teller!
I'm a fortune teller!
I'm a fortune teller!
I'm a fortune teller!
I'm a fortune teller!
I
Parachute check I don't have one
No, mr. Brunch you do a very dry can see that you do on the run time. Oh, I got it
You know the only ones in this helicopter with parachutes
Oh, it is the plan for good
Helicopter and they're gonna go with it and
You come on you gotta land this one
Right now do not kill me
We neck neck swap seats
We got to get some out to guys got to get some out soon
Get up to get up
Now we're going in we're going in here we go. You ready guys wait
You ready get ready get ready. I'm getting up to get out dude. I'll shoot out to five thousand feet out to five thousand feet
now we're going in all right all right all right going in going in are you know
no no I get getting out to do getting out to do it out to do game out to do
game to gain I know we're going in all right I'm gonna land us in the CZ in
the CG right here does anyone know the button to go down control control
Holy crap, I'm not really good at that, holy crap!
Dude, shoot up!
Give me a dollar! Give me a dollar!
Give me a dollar! I need a dollar!
Give me a dollar! Give me a dollar!
Tommy's down?
Yeah, he's slugging like that!
Yeah.
I'm on the bench! I'm on the fucking North America bench!
Is this my stuff or his stuff?
I can't do it with stuff this sense.
Oh god. Oh god.
Who's that? Who's that? Who's that come from? I see my team.
Got him! Got him! Got him!
Oh, you stupid bitch.
You're talking about the left side, but right next to us.
I got a heal up. I got a heal up. Have you heard him?
Fuck you. You left me. You literally scared the fuck out of me.
Oh, you're so cool.
Oh, you're in the bush. I'm in the bush.
I'm in the bush. I'm in the bush.
I'm coming boss. I won't let you down
Don't you worry
Okay, careful, I'm a dragon. I'm a dragon. I'm a dragon. What's your button to drag with the button to drag?
What's about to drag? What's about to drag?
Oh, yeah
Look at you come on
You've got anything about happening ever not one time
You're so precious to me you gotta get a much you're so precious to me
It's never gonna let anything bad happen to you. I love you
I'm rubbing you. I'm rubbing you. I'm rubbing you goodbye some rubbing you
I love you I love you forever
Is he low-health karma
He's right nearest I hear him somewhere
No, we were so close to revive them! Crap!
Let's roll.
I'm out there to revive kids.
Guys, can I buy?
Don't give up, babe.
It's hand warmers, so I can revive them faster.
Yeah, has defense.
Has defense. Goodbye.
Okay
Oxygen mask or something
Wait, I'll shoot you. I'm looking good. That's your fucking you
Yeah, I think we're cut we just died yeah. Yeah, I'd be worth it
I don't know how but I have more money than what I started with
You know I bought a helicopter
Just by bringing us somewhere I'm pretty sure you get paid for that
Okay, I stick it in pain of the best. All right. Hop in karma bias another helicopter
We're going in
Hopefully there's a de-spawn top of these helicopters otherwise you'd be loud thousand helicopters by the time the game's up
So are we are we against like like another team?
Just like our individual catch
You know me I don't know what you're not just up. I've been come off it
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
How much are you positive guys in this one or no?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Are you really?
I'm in the hole, bro.
Oh, I'm making money, bro.
Quick, quick, quick.
Is this you?
Guys, hop in!
I'm the best pilot ever!
I'm the best pilot in War Dogs!
Oh yeah, you guys are good.
Just like, just like, join us.
Go to Steam.
Hop in, boys, hop in.
I'm a way better pilot than that guy.
Hey, Jerry, you're gonna die over there!
I'm a better person ever
There anywhere between an hour to three
Hop in boys hop in hop in
What do you mean three hours?
There anywhere between an hour or three hours
We can't believe the hours are going
It's weird, it's kind of cool though
Alright boys, get ready for battle gentlemen
God I hate these blues and reds
I hate these blues and reds
I
Don't know if you saw that but I when I took off with my helicopter it blew up ten feet in the air
Maybe there was like a gas leak.
I'm gonna go for a sec.
Maybe there was a gas leak.
Yo, on deck down boys, let's go.
Hop in boys, hop in.
All right, I have to get back.
I got two more seats.
I repeat, two more seats.
One more seat for you, chair.
And take the front.
Take the circle thing.
Yeah, there we go.
Hop in, let's ride.
Oh yeah, here we go boys.
Here we go.
You have flares unbound you come on flares. I'm sorry flares flares are for bitches
What a flares you can do
No, we should not rock it. I was good fine. I think one of them in
Actually late yet, there's no way so he has a heat-seeking missile 10 minutes after this game started
I think they'll be like a late game thing anyway
I'm gonna be honest I got a suppressed sniper now with full armor
I'm just a sniper in the helicopter
yeah we're gonna have to start fighting her
I'm trying to tell him I said,
I'm sure an idiot, but he didn't believe me.
Wait, so the S4S is in the sniper crossroads
and then the DMR?
That's the DMR.
Alright boys, we're coming in hot!
EGLE!
You can also spot shit with like the binoculars and stuff too.
EGLE LIE! EGLE LIE!
Coming in hot!
I'm letting us ride the circle boys!
Ride in the circle!
Don't forget to tip your pilot!
Don't forget to tip your pilot!
Oh shit! Oh crap!
Got a one up there?
Wicked! Wicked! Wicked! Wicked! Wicked! Wicked!
Fuck it in boys! Lock it in!
Tell me that was not the best hot zone landing you've ever seen in your life, buddy.
I was really bad, but you kind of saved it at the end. Yeah, yeah, I did
That's pilot west of the airbeams
Wherever those are
I'm we all watch where you go
Are you guys alive?
There's type of this type of me this type of me
I
Mean see I'm gonna do the apc now go to one in there mr. Berks you need the apc
ACAC
DW and there's a oh get to the apc get to the apc
killed one up there
Get to the apc get to the apc
I think we're winning
What's that?
Someone just tried to come and causing me!
The hell is going on around here?
That guy?
And it was worth 200,000...
What?
My own teammate just killed me!
What?
What the hell?
Thank you, Mr. Rowland. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. You're ten dollars. I'm in the AT. What's up in the AT? You got to come in.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Thank you brother, thank you brother.
You gotta hold down this AG till.
Excuse me, small reinforcements.
Okay, get better, get better.
Come on, boys.
I got five guys with me going to the A.M.C. as we speak as we speak
I'm in the A.C. I'm in the A.M.G. as well. I'm in the A.M.G. as well. So it's karma
There's somewhere between us. There's like five guys. Mr. Munch, I don't need a brother. I'll be over here
We gotta get him out of the A.M.G. We gotta get these points
Pack it a quick bag what's in here right here
I'm coming boys!
Charge brothers!
Charge!
Wait what's that for?
That's your name?
I'm fucking whoever's on the spill wall.
Nick.
I missed you, I missed you.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We're still right at this house.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Bye bye, come on, bye bye.
Bye bye.
Oh!
I'm gonna search.
You see him?
You see him?
You see him?
You see him?
I don't know.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm positive, I'm positive.
I'm coming to you.
You got him?
Did you get him?
Did you get him?
No.
I'm just dead.
Wait what about two makes you dead?
No
Oh, wait, guys, guys, guys, wait, my silly juice, wait, oh crap, guys, I had to hide inside
this house.
Hey, Mr. Worker, you got me, like, be mabed?
My silly juice, just got here, my silly juice just got here.
Wait, hold on.
Okay, okay.
I'll be back! I'll be back!
I'll be back! I'll be back!
He's got smoked.
Bro, did he...
He's drinking that two in the afternoon?
Yes.
He's back up there.
Where is everybody gets I just it's just kind of always hot zone these right there. There's 23 people in this circle that are red. Oh
I probably all on the hot zone now I
See him up there laying down I hit on me. He's alive
One dead.
Is that your sniper?
Yeah, me sniping.
They're on that hill.
You see my things?
The hot zone?
You see like this white thing?
Yeah, I see, I see it goes...
Yeah, they were up there.
Someone closer, I think.
Karma.
What's up?
I
Think they're up on top of the tower bro, okay? Yeah, they are I'm on boy. I'm on boy
I'm doing I'm doing that shot at one, but he lived
Yeah, this is definitely a hyper heavy game
And running and running me try is wrong
Thank you for holding down the fort mr. Road and how to grab some serious. Thank you, brother
a fighter man
I'm just gonna come with you.
I'm fucking the people up in the tower.
Lucius.
Lucius.
I mean, I'm just not in the right places or something.
I gotta get used to it.
Oh.
Oh.
Come on, Mr. Rodin!
What's that noise?
Mr. Rodin, I'm heading towards you.
Are you going A-G?
Yeah.
We're going A-G.
I'm heading towards you.
I'm heading towards you.
little bit of healing, little bit of healing, I see it's soft, oh, I'm definitely a child.
Tower has a lot of people in it.
Yeah, I'm, I'm gonna laugh.
Well, if we gotta switch up tents, we're in the last page right now.
I instantly joined it, it put me on your squad instantly, that's kind of cool.
Did you join through his name?
Yeah, so I joined off your friends, they instantly joined and put me on your team.
I'm bad
Don't give up. I'm right
I'm right here. They're in all the towers. You're getting a shot. Oh
We're going to on all
one
Road if you get to that tower boys and site but our gentlemen
I'm just saying they're in a tower
They are we went. Yeah, I didn't know which one boys. Yeah, I see this power up
That's you don't want to believe
I
Think it is the money maker
I have like level one armor across the board now
How do you act me one of these girls no idea
I
Deacon I think it wait mr. Mace you like this you were this tower you liar
No, there's nine towers, which would you tell what one?
I'm pretty sure it was down on a shot. My liar
Cheeky man on fire
Wait, we got like 20 people at tower one now. Well, yeah, cuz I led to me it with great great valent say
We went to see a good tower. There's no idea what we got here
It's going some hours to
As we gotta get to that hot job
Okay, I'm coming I'm coming
Not gonna lie to you I'm not really feeling like I'm doing a lot for the team, but I'm trying really hard
I want you to let
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Oh, guys, we're about to be the lead!
Yeah, we've got to clear this tower up. That's where it's going to this drill. There's a team that activated the drill. And pulled this circle over here.
Oh, they did? But how'd they do that?
Yep.
By activating the drill. How? I don't know. They have a lot of information.
Oh my God, please, please, please, two to one.
She's the dollar!
She's the dollar!
Why? Why? Why?
Well, that's how we just slow fucking went up there, man.
We alive? Oh wait, we're alive?
We're alive. We got Halif.
You got me?
Come to the tower now? Come to the tower now?
It's how do we build?
How do we build? How do we build?
You can build like a hammer and a hammer and a fucking...
Let's fortify the tower. Let's fortify the tower.
Can you get me a roof and out?
I got down to the roof.
I got killed in the air.
I don't think I have a hammer.
Are you sure we got a huge shot?
Oh my god.
I don't know.
Whoa, hold on now.
We have teammates.
Whoa!
I legitimately can't climb up because the helicopter's blocking me.
That was bad.
I'm getting revived.
I'm getting revived.
I just found an M249 saw with an E.O.Tek on it.
Huge.
Oh my god.
killed us yeah literally how do you take your magazine see how much a we got
good question guys don't buy a four-wheeler and try to get the zone yeah
I mean like literally 30 minutes I have no buds I'm coming up
I
We accept all of our able and we put it in the in the gut
How do we get down? We take this out
Here we go then impact this bad boy up
As I figured out how to load the empty for that I'm gonna be a chopper. I'm gonna be a sample
What is this sniper?
M249 or M249 shot?
The LMG with the hot around mag with that EO tick on it?
Oh shit.
What is the backpack?
What?
He has no scope to that.
No scope is there.
What the hell?
Wait, you have no scope to that.
Check me out!
Check me out!
Did you get the kill?
What the fuck?
I got 3k for him.
No, she took me out.
Damn!
Would she take me out?
Would she take me out?
Would she take me out?
Would she take me out?
To be up to be up to be out. Someone's gotta be under us.
That looks like you.
I'm dipping, I'm dipping.
I want to say that much, but you look cool.
We have a tank under us.
Boys, we're in the lead.
We're in the lead.
We're in the lead, baby.
I think the other teams just don't know what they're doing yet.
No one's even coming to the hot zone.
I just drilled this over here and we stole it from them.
There's only like two guys here.
I think everybody doesn't know what they're doing.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know that guy was on the roof.
We got to wait until we can pull the hot dog somewhere else!
Oh they are. Here we go.
Let's go!
We gotta skiddle!
We gotta skiddle, we gotta skiddle.
Oh!
I'm a bastard.
This is gonna keep me up.
See the image?
I-
Oh!
I don't think I'm on the ground.
Come on, next!
Stay with me! Stay with me! Stay with me!
Come here!
I'll get you in a good spot.
Come on!
I should reload after every bullet with the slingshot.
Oh, that makes it for you in just a second.
Oh!
Oh, I'm getting stuck in shot.
Are you hurt? Are you hurt?
No, I just snicked the guy out of the heli.
Oh, he does, he does, he does.
Come on, come on, come on.
What, what, what?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
I'm looking for the guy to talk to,
I'm looking for the guy to talk to.
I'm gonna-
Come on, man.
You didn't have a gun!
Where'd you go at?
Stop! Yes, I do!
All right, mind you, Mr. Burnster.
Right mind you!
I'm crying!
It's killer guy on the side.
Get the hot jokes boys! Get the hot jokes!
That's not ours! This isn't ours!
You're the blue one, the blue one!
That's your bad guy!
There's a guy right there!
You take battle!
He's right in the blue, the blue gray, the blue gray!
He's going out of it?
I'm dead.
From where?
He's in the wall here.
I'll not respond.
We're at res.
Fuck.
Because the one the wall is-
AHH!
I just got sniped out of nowhere.
I just got sniped out of-
Okay, no.
No, that's a glitch.
That's a glitch.
I never shot you.
That's a glitch.
That's a glitch.
That's a glitch.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Here's $50.
I'm getting revived.
Appreciate your baby.
He's alive.
They got me. They got me. They got me.
Now I'm gonna revive you. I'm gonna revive you guys.
Just summon out that yellow crane in the middle of sniping us.
We got to see this yellow crane.
Fuck the crane. Fuck the crane. Go to this zone. Go to this zone.
Okay, okay.
Out of people, man. Just give me advantages, boss.
Go to this zone. Go to this zone.
All your advantages.
I'm thinking of you.
You're a very kind man.
You're a very kind man.
Here's five dollars.
Give me a first thing. I might be able to drop you some, too.
Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh, you know, I hear ten dollars.
I love you so much.
Oh, God, I love you too.
He's another five dollars, fifteen dollars.
He's in the tower, the tower in front of us.
Please.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, sir, thank you.
I, I, I, I'm the God, gentlemen, into the black, into the flame.
Thank you, Bob.
No worries.
Let's fuck him in the ass.
Fuck whoever's in that tank, fuck you.
The guy that takes seems to be invincible, and he's just trying to run his own.
Okay, he seems to be running- trying to run me specifically.
Oh, thank you, soldier!
Take me to the hot zone, brother!
To the hot zone, brother!
To the hot zone!
We're coming in now!
I'm gonna help you!
We're coming in now, I'm in the heli boys, I've got aerial coverage.
Right down here, muster, right down here!
We're letting in the on-show right now.
Take it!
Thank you brother, thank you brother, you've served your country proud!
Go, go, go!
Bye bye you jack, bye bye.
Bye bye, bye bye.
I
Wish oh yeah, I should be able to kill a guy in the tower
I'll keep me coming out go to the tower. I'm going to keep coming only one on the ground one of the ground
Okay, don't ever hit that there's no way we hit that. Oh my god
These are the cheese the left of tower I'm gonna do a little flaky it up
More more more more take us more for take us to the cheese the left of the tower
Oh my god, I got like six books and revive things
sometimes sometimes I'm gonna smoke I'm gonna smoke smoking smoking
wait are you smoking I don't know wait oh wait oh it's just about a hostile on the
map I know I'm so sorry here it was a test mom it was a test mom I was beat
That was me, that was me.
My hostiles are over there!
Did we say that's what you see?
Did I just lose the wrong guy? Am I looting him?
We're getting stuck! We're getting stuck!
I'm going in! I'm going in!
Fuck!
Oh, the blue tank is my own tent!
I'm going in!
Fuck who I was in that tank!
K, FUCK YOU PUSSY!
Yeah, I'm tripping, don't eat air-dive, bro, go crazy.
I'm below tower 5, I'm more up on tower 5, Hunch!
I'm gonna clear this pit down, okay?
I'M AEROLINTS PIT DOWN!
AYAH!
I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'M AEROLINTS PIT DOWN, KING MONSTER!
I'm coming!
Oh, dingle, I'm getting sniped, I'm getting sniped.
Is this where they're supposed to be?
I'm getting snipped from the east.
I'm getting snipped from the east.
Fuck, even the Hodor, I'm lost.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting snipped from the east.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I gotta get myself a sniper.
I can't do anything, you see snipers.
Oh, my God.
So I'm gonna call a sniper,
so I can't find anybody,
and I don't call a sniper,
I can't get a fight.
Maybe I'm the one where all the people are.
I can't fight and go.
Oh, I just snipped again from the east.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I can't find anybody.
please bro please please I got you to react it's a puppy to take a
dollar dollar we're dead we're dead nice another one is another one
sloppy that's who's killing everybody sloppy you guys kill you can't oh I
got a bunch of coming much I'm coming puppy to take a
Oh
This guy the blue tank will not leave me alone
I would say- I would S- OH SHIT! I'm just coming! I'm just coming!
OH SHIT!
Where are we flying right now?
Man down! Man down!
Man down!
I don't like...
Dude, actually fuck this guy the thing.
Is there anyone to blow this up?
Is there anyone to blow this guy up?
with an RPG, but he knows that we no one has to unlock, which is why he's doing it.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Thank you.
She can do that to glass?
Pause. Oh, I know. I'm not sure.
There's a glass right where the face is.
Dude, this is the third time I've gotten into someone's heli, and they just instantly crash.
I
Guys I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to be
This bad made this bad made the force over poxing
This guy is an asshole this guy is an asshole he won't fucking leave me alone
Oh
You can shoot the antenna off the tank
Yeah
There's no way just go crazy. I was just there bro. I was just there
We can do it. I don't hate it. I don't hate it
Guys give me a sniper give me a sniper give me a sniper
I mean if you are if you don't have a sniper out you must be a fucking idiot I
mean there's this you can't you see the other guy
get the time around get the time around get the time around
What's time at?
Am I getting the scout rifle TD what the scout rifle TD. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, you buy like five five bullets five by six. No way. Yeah
Yeah.
Is there a magazine about it or not?
No, no.
Okay.
Extermination.
Alright guys, I'm coming.
Wait for me, wait for me, wait for me.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, hey, come back, baby up, come back, baby up.
I can't, I can't get my plan.
Come back, baby up, come back.
Oh my god, this pilot's insane.
Go back and pick up peanut.
Yes, thank you, thank you.
Come back, come back, baby up.
to the all the vehicles I'm
hitting the ride with you pal we're going in come on are you are you getting
kills a shit or not I think up I put it oh wait I don't know where it went
No, I need to press L twice.
Oh, wait.
Oh, dude, I have ID on him.
Dude, I'm starting to get sick.
Hop in, boys, hop in!
Guys, we're winning by a lot.
You see the punch on there? We got 58 to 29, 28.
These guys suck.
These guys suck.
So, I was doing fucking horrible.
Yeah, I had to scroll all the way down
to the bottom of the scoreboard to see where I was.
And then somehow you're further down.
I'm doing super super late. Hold on. What the fuck are you doing? Where am I at? I'm doing super late.
Only number 34, let's go!
Let's go!
Where am I at Nick? Where am I at?
You're actually pretty high. You're number two. You're number two.
You're Barman. You're Barman.
You're almost first place. You're number two, boss.
Hey guys, good news. I'm two of thirteen to get this fucking server, man. Can't wait to get it.
Yeah! Yeah!
Really?
Whoa! Oh, you need some for me now, do you, Mr. Birdz?
Oh, no, I don't need you, Daddy Redstone.
Oh, that's okay. I'm not about you.
We need to ride about you, Redstone.
No, he can give himself.
Please, CPI.
I don't need you.
Give himself, CPI.
Where we're for? Talk to me.
I'm getting him. I'm getting him.
Carlos, get me.
No, uh-oh.
You got to block me, thank you.
Sir, can you take us down right up top of that tower
next to the hot stone?
I tanked my run.
What?
We're gonna find out.
I'm gonna put an IED on him by the way, and I called like a phone and blew him up.
I'm coming in hot boy!
I'm coming in hot!
Yeah, you're up, you're up.
I have a parachute!
Oh shit, we don't reach one.
Right on the roof, brother! Right on the roof!
Is it not one-shot headshots?
I don't know
Yes
No, that's not true because I just got one shot headshot with a sniper
If they're if they're low house, I've hit multiple people in the head
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
How do you get it again?
I got reload punch.
I got reload.
Oh my god.
It's a second.
Don't know how to use the C4.
You're right.
It's not a headshot.
Headshot.
Hit three.
You should probably like right click it.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I went forward, there's nothing on four, it was there, now it's gone.
What time is it?
Where is it?
I don't know.
I can't see anyone.
SKX?
I don't think SKX is blocking it boys.
I can't see any guys.
That's crazy.
There is a guy standing next to me, I don't know where.
Oh no.
Still my best dude. Yeah, I don't know. He's still mine
Nice guys guys guys guys
Guys, dude, you don't see him in the head for one shot. It's upper body is one son kill not the hat
Wait, it's upper body upper body is one shot killed not head there is so
okay, well
upper body is 111 damage
Oh
Do me do
Yeah, blue tank 100% listening bro, I went down the second I went down and said I'd see for he fucking ran
Fantastic fantastic
I'm gonna double check if this guy killed me in one shot with 111 damage, I'm gonna see what the type of this guy has, I just killed him.
If this guy is the same type as me then I'm right.
Let me see, let me see. If this guy is the same type as us, that means it's upper body's one shot killed, I had.
I didn't say anything!
I don't even know what the fuck I haven't saw this guy's bandages!
Yeah, five of them.
Use- I don't have- I don't have- I don't have-
This guy's off for 500 for a revive.
Wait, where's body go?
What?
Where'd body go?
Oh, shit!
Don't get Hutch's ass moving!
What the-
No shot!
I'm going for a revive?
There's a guy laying on this hill, Hutch. There's three dead guys.
He's like laying right on the other side of my body.
Gotcha.
Hold on.
I have to find where this guy is, man.
Wait.
Oh, wait.
No, I figured out what it is, guys.
Guys, it's because this guy was using HP 556.
That's why it wants out of me.
Like flesh ammo or something?
Yeah, yeah.
He also had armor and helmet already.
How does this guy already have someone to stop?
Oh my goodness.
Armor and helmet as well.
the base for 5k pop was like 5k to unlock it and then it's cheaper like
this run boys I'm up to 46,000 now $47,000 I've made this run oh my
goodness she's so sexy I got I got 8 p.m. oh I got 8 p.m. oh my god
Yeah, I used to have a type idea. Yeah, I used to have a type was it
If he was hollow point
We load we load pistol wait we in pistol ammo. I think I pitch them out
We got a picture ammo. No, how do I switch this to?
No, I switch just to oh
God how's that guy live? No way
Follow me get follow me boys. Yeah, that's what you need hollow play shots in your 556 sniper rifle. That's what you boys
No
Oh
the tanks back I'm coming I'm coming to see for
him oh take that tree he's he's going for you he's not happy oh I think it
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We found him. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I think I'm out there. Go, go, go. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Oh, I'm here to be with you man.
That guy is sniping from there, are we swarming?
I'm gonna suck it!
Bro, we just made 13,000 for destroying that good bar.
Yo, is one of y'all reviving me please?
Uh, yeah, I'm moving towards you, kind of.
He's fucking pussy man.
Oh crap!
Oh crap!
is someone out go red go red what the fuck
I lost him oh there's a million there's a million snipers
I'm marking this on the map and I'm sending it.
Oh crap!
Please don't go, bitch!
Shit.
Oh, don't let this run in.
Oh, please don't!
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
OH GOD! OH GOD!
GOOOOO!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, who's the piss-
I should piss on my five bullets, and then...
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
I'm gonna take one more.
Oh, you having a great day, sir?
There's a little tickle on your toes
I always want to do with that if the fucking sniper rifle isn't one-shotting people to the face
Where's the pencils gonna be? Thank you
Thank you
I'm killing myself in the game in the game
Guys, can you buy HP rounds at base and get to find them?
You have to unlock him. I think I need stealing me to wait this guy's boy. I do not know how people are already better than me
Do I have to release?
Well, yeah
So, oh my god, I rolled out here. It's a tough world. It's a it's a hard world out here
It's dad. It's it's a doggy dog. We're in a box here, Hatch
Something something I doubt you put like anything but I think these are a lot of hot stuff. What?
You killed everybody
And tell someone to fucking leave I have been on one of 14 for the last
Get out of my way you fat bitches!
Oh my god.
I can't, I can't, I fuck you Gugsie, fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
My people leave
How about that bitches see you later stickies
Black drop taking fights with the bucket team
I
Don't mind you go to you. I might I might I see you see me
If you reload without a speech you backbite does it drop oh good. No
Did I get the wrong ammo I
Know boys, I'm at base with a nice
Helly if you guys didn't arrive
There's a guy with 20 kills
Schoolboy I've got I've got 42 games. I've had three
Bucketing boys lock and lock
I want to watch out! I want to watch out!
I want to watch out! I want to watch out!
Who's he? Who's he? Who's he?
He's right here. He's using his sight from me.
He's gonna kill him now.
Yeah, hold on. I gotta go.
Fuck him.
I'm just gonna be fine to do that.
We're about to win the game anyway.
He's never gonna get it.
Hey, fuck you!
Fuck me!
Fuck you!
Hey, if you're not that, I do nothing!
Fuck you!
I see you, bad guy!
I killed him! I killed him under!
Oh, I'm inside of her place, by someone else now. Oh my god, you gotta be fucking my asshole.
Okay, I don't think this is gonna end well for me. Oh god.
I
Quadra kill that out. There's only like three cybers looking at me. Holy crap
Fuck you damn fuck you damn. I want you to go into the gym you fat bitch
Oh, I will I will name the time in the place
All day, bro
I want fucking fire. I want fire right now. I want
Oh
How do I join your team
Okay, all right, you should automatically be on our team if you don't
Nick Merck's Nick get out of there roll it's
Let's hang out.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Did you buy your stuff?
Wait for me.
Wait for me.
I'm coming.
Wait for me.
Wait for me.
Wait for me.
Wait for me.
Wait for me.
I'm going to get that.
I'm going to get that.
Sure.
I'm tired of you.
Tim, I don't know if you know how the game works, but basically you have lots
of fun.
You have lots and lots of fun until someone with a sniper shoots you and then you
restart.
Okay.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Sounds good.
I have it like every other shooter
We got some I'm at the base you guys that I'm at the base
Where are you Tim Tim?
I see you to wrap around over here. Come on. Come on. Tim. Yeah
I'm gonna escape and see if you can join our group
You did our group. You did our group.
You did our group. I'm throwing it back on him. I'm giving him back shots.
Oh, you nasty girl. You nasty slut. Yeah, yeah.
All right, let's drive.
I don't have ammo. I don't have ammo.
You don't need ammo. Just wield them to death.
All right, I'm coming.
I just want a helicopter. Let's drive.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Where's my helicopter at?
to get out of the chopper that's impossible to read to me. Come on. Come on.
Mr. Chip. I'm the best. I'm the. Wait, I just see this.
I don't know how. Now it then says on the left side of my
screen. Locked. Locked. Locked. Unlock it. All right. Wait.
So I forgot the keys. Here you go. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
We go. Get this guy out of your way. Are we good? Are we good?
I'm in there, I can't really see anything else.
Alright, let's ride!
These slaggy little fucks, man.
I bet you are.
This is your captain speaking.
It's about 72 degrees thick.
These turn eyeballs shut on the same laptop devices.
Suck!
Shhh!
Wait, guys, we have a fob down. We should just spawn on the fob instead of spawning in our base.
Ah, don't worry, you got the best pilot, less than the Mississippi River gentlemen.
We'll get there safe and sound, yes, sir, we will.
I'm on it, watch and learn, boys.
You see that? You see that? Oh yeah! Best pilot, what's the Mississippi boys?
It's your brother, you incest!
What if he's doing a backward barrel roll, take a look at this bad boy!
Shoooo!
Oh, hold on. Wait a second, hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on now. Hold on now.
and we go out with you that way I don't really like doing it right now
you make it like sickness don't worry they'll be fine at least one survive
everything five it's completely normal if you work everything is working just
five things five I'll put the 300 don't land here don't land in the zone you
cycle path we're landing in the red zone 300 we're going in the red zone lock it up boys
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
No, go, go, go, go!
Do the talent boys challenge!
Tim! Tim! Oh god, Tim. Oh god.
I got shot in the fucking head!
I got shot in the head!
I got shot in the head! I got shot in the head!
I got shot in the head! Don't you worry.
Don't you worry. By the way, I better not talk me money for him dying.
That one is not my fault. I got him there safely.
Or at least his body.
Okay guys
May I take your house?
May I take your house?
Where I need to heal so I hit this button. There you are and then this but
There's someone with an M249 on top of this building gonna kill us gonna push in there copy
I'm going in!
No, wait for me, P. I'm almost full here.
I'm going in!
Okay, we're going in, we're going in, we're going in.
I'm coming, coming.
She's like, he's fortified it with sandbags
as soon as they begin.
There could be some traps in here that aren't even over there.
Oh yeah, they fortified this whole place
with sandbags and geese.
I'm coming, I'm coming, hang on.
Did he even have like a...
Oh yeah, the building station, I think that is.
I'm going to go to the top
I'm almost out
I see this guy's a sniper
I already killed him
There's one on top, there's a bad guy right here
On top of us
Nice
The sniper's coming from the church
To the south east
Oh
The silly black number one
Tim Tim you be rolling go to the church kill that guy
Mm-hmm. Okay, I'm going. Why don't I hear fucking music right now, bro?
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know.
You gotta get to the church. You gotta get to the church.
Oh, did somebody blow up my helicopter?
Go, go, go!
Quick, quick, quick. You want it behind me?
Oh, didn't that sound like a car crash?
Come on!
Why's my guy a fat bitch?
Is this your Web Kim?
IRL, just stand here and make a model identity code for yourself.
It's part of the new age of gaming.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's an AI tech dude.
He's too fast, too fast.
We're eating necklaces.
Is there a way to run faster?
He's looking at me.
You get your ass down here, Resmit.
Hodge.
Hodge!
What?
What?
I think he's on the roof.
I just can't figure out how to get up there, okay, I have a sniper
Okay, I'm gonna distract the guy. I'm having to be
He's
You know we sure so what's here anything anyone's here fifty-fifty either is or he isn't
Hey, that's really good
Come on
I think he might have left like 10 minutes ago
Yes, yes, yes before you test that on me
There's a two enemy helicopters coming at you, see that?
Above us.
Oh, and a plane.
I don't know where that came from.
Oh, good shot.
You took down the plane.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Incredible.
We got to get to the hot temperature, damn.
We've secured the northeast end border.
It's time to...
Oh, you're taking fire!
Oh, you're taking fire!
Oh, you're taking fire!
Take him!
Take him!
Take him!
I'm near church
Fuck this out in the hot zone. Yeah, we're in this game. We're about the way we are. It's 85 to 55 32
We were in the lead by a long shot boys
I guess I double tap super fast man, we bare-buddy bag, yo, all right, come on Tim,
Tim you fat bitch, when you go, come on Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim over here, come on Tim, come
on Tim, time is of the essence, time is of the essence, he must be pretty, yo you got
some tight glutes bro, yo I've been working out, I've been working out, oh shit, oh
I'm coming. I'm coming. Wait,
that's us. There's two of our guys out. There's two of our guys out of this warehouse.
We're all together. We're all together. Oh, there's three guys that are walking, talking,
shut, shut your face and Connor all dead right in front of me. Yeah, I'm here to see that
in the mini map. I see that.
What's the EGA 141255 all the enemy are they dead?
He's over here.
He's behind me on the hills, on the hill, on the hills.
He's pushing the...
Sheesh!
Oh, God.
Watch this guy. I see hush. I'm going to get him.
I'm going for Koshy! I'm going for Koshy!
Koshy, don't you die on me, you son of a bitch!
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Of course he don't you die on me you son of a bitch!
Yes, yes, yes!
When he spouted us over here, watch out!
You're not even by me!
I'm coming Coltie!
Either we both go home or none of us goes home!
I'm gonna put it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Colt, I'm coming to house at the moment!
I will walk 5,000 miles and I will walk 5,000 miles
It's a mask, we'll see you over the top so don't...
Oh god, what the fuck is going on bro?
Oh where?
Oh god, where are they?
Moosey, go jump, come on, come on, come on
Moosey, go jump, come on, come on
I'm 100 meters up, yeah
I'm gonna jump right in close, I'm about 150 off of them
Go, go, go, go, go
Moosey, is there any enemies next to you?
Yeah, there's a lot
How many, how many, less than 10?
A thousand, make it 10,000
I will kill him all!
Wait, bro, I just died behind me.
Oh my god.
I'm seeking the cats up, getting close to you out of there!
Oh shit.
It wasn't my...
Peanut, peanut, give me a second.
I'm gonna give you some aerial coverage.
Aerial coverage.
Ease.
No, no, no, no.
Sad ass.
Ease.
You're on your own, Globzi.
You are your own, my boy.
I don't even remember that.
And we're on the same team.
I don't even know who you are.
There's a million people.
There's a million people.
Okay
I'm already dead.
Wait, Karmah, that's you?
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Karmah.
You just rolled it.
You just rolled it.
Stop that.
To me like that.
Oh, sorry.
You can't roll it.
Because fuck you, Mr. Hunch.
Fuck you!
I've even seen this whole match.
By the police station,
they're raiding the donut stash.
Mr. Hunch, you?
Hold on, let me see.
Hold on, let me see if he's even up to anyone.
Oh my god, Lee Hutch, you're pretty good at this game, huh?
Mr. Hutch, Mr. Hutch is actually the town of Leetaboy, no dog.
How is he on the town of Leetaboy? He usually sucks.
What am I supposed to do?
I'm so bad, bro.
What the hell is the town of Leetaboy?
Tim, what do you do here, you're the worst player in the lobby?
I know you have experience with this.
You all have a knick. How are you for only 15?
Ah!
How do you see the leaderboard?
Fuck him, Hacker.
Where am I, bro?
Oh shit.
How's that guy?
Darn it.
Where are you?
Thank you, Anubis! Thank you!
I'm done! I'm done!
I got sniped again, big sucker!
I got sniped for the 100th time this match!
I'm gonna fucking snipe this guy in the fucking head, bro.
We're going to the hot zone, we're going to the hot zone.
Guys, blue's taking points up.
Uh, wait, what people did I just get?
We're dead.
Oh my god, we're alive.
I'm making a move, Chad.
You gotta get to the hot zone!
Eh!
Go, go, go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Fucking south, south behind the red truck.
A green truck.
Oh, oh god.
No one!
I
I did it.
There's a sniper.
He had a command. Holy shit.
I got two.
One more.
I'm dead. No.
I got two right here. I got two.
Where is he? Where is he?
He's on the side. I killed him.
He's on the side.
He's looking.
Beep-la-beep-la. I got two.
You want to talk shit?
Got him. Got him. He's dead.
What?
I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you
Hope you take care of you
Thank you thank you thank you soldier thank you soldier
Oh crap i'm figuring it out hold on
Oh
Is he gonna revive faster there's two guys reviving him
I don't know what that guy's up to
Seems to be building some kind of
You just watch me part of the team.
You're doing great, sir!
See, that's how you boost team around.
You do exactly what I'm saying.
Keep right here, buddy.
Stop, he's dead!
Got him, got him, got him!
Keep blowing me out.
I'm blowing, blowing, blowing!
This guy is so typing out of his ears.
Oh we're about to win, we're about to win in 3 seconds.
He's like a little re-prooting man.
Oh you can show like click.
We're the winners!
Yeah yeah yeah, too easy, too easy.
Let's go.
I made $129,000.
This guy, he gave me a job.
What the hell?
Bro, good job, bro.
I mean, Nick, how much you make?
I made $26,000.
That's something.
That's something.
That's a little something.
Lucy is a furry wait what is what does D. Cortezelli say in the chat at the top of what he say
He said cloak is a furry
When a furry convention was no
You need a location
Conventions not furry conventions
Guys is the game looks severely different than it did you say it's yours is me it's different Matt weather weather and different Matt
Why can't I get in here? Oh?
I
Got I have eighty three thousand Dara. Oh my goodness
There's a TSMG's other move
I can unlock the next SMG. Oh
Oh
This is this the game trying to balance teams right now. No, that's everyone trying to hit grain
Is it the fucking stream I went bitching against 90%
Oh
back to the same boat
we want to pee pee 19 vid
yeah I'm owning
no I can't get on green
we're not the same crew anymore we're not the same crew
What if we just leave and reset I can't fucking get on your team
Before I buy tell me
I can't get in I lose still can't get in
We're leaving we're leaving
We should like
You would join each other based off our steam profiles
Verbally, bro, but they don't know what server we're in. Yeah, yeah, but pity bastard
We do blue it's dad
Guys, this is so small
Guys people are joining in the two but I think we're about to be able to drink
green
Oh, I mean, I mean, I'm a green, I'm a green, oh never mind.
No you're not, trust me, trust me.
This is literally the POV I just had.
Dad, you who beat me?
A lot of times.
Oh I mean I'm a green.
I actually did.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I got it.
Service still on up?
So me and P.D. are not in yet?
Yeah.
No, we're not in.
No.
I mean if I beat you with the mouse it's a fucking problem.
What? What does that even mean?
I don't play this shit, it's what it means.
Are you saying that if you press A with your opposable thumb,
which is what has genetically made humans the most superior species on the planet since it was its inception,
if I can't click faster than your thumb, then I'm terrible?
What does that even fucking mean? Are you high?
Yes, and stupid and short, yes.
Are you fucking high? Are you high?
You hide!
It's easier to click than it is to click on a controller, it is, trust me.
He's got a smoking crack out of his ass.
What are you talking about?
Man, with the Fortnite keyboard and mouse, kids on Fortnite would always get the gun.
I'm spawned, man, and we get the gun!
Fortnite!
I can't get on the fucking green thing!
Oh, shit, I'm in!
Damn it!
They're all doing it, bro!
No, they don't know they don't know they definitely know they 100% now they know all of you guys all they have to do
Is count the number of people on each team?
Add them up and then go to the server listen find a server with that many people in it. I see a lot of things two seconds
There's like 30 people who haven't picked a game. I'm gonna go to red. You know what what?
You guys don't even remind me anyways.
Yeah, you were screaming revive, I looked to the left, I see you died of fall damage.
Where is FOV in this dumb bitch, bruh?
Where is FOV in this dumb bitch, bruh?
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you for talking to me through that.
What the heck?
Can I talk to these guys on our screen?
Open the door!
Open the door!
Yo, guys, get off green!
Go fucking blue!
No, I heard you in the game. I heard you in the game. Don't let's go. Don't let's go
Is it actually bad? No, I heard you the game. He's got everything by
Peter are you agree? I'm trying. I'm doing it my own. I got a $5,000 set up and it's broken
No, it's not broken Tim. I heard you in the game. It's fine. I'm just stating it
I mean, I mean, I'd be Mr. Murksburg suck my dick.
Let's run!
Cheers!
All right, let's go.
I'm gonna dial in here.
Yo, is my mic still ass?
You mic is set in five the whole time he's lying, dumbass!
No, no, I'm not, Dan. You sound like shit, bro.
Do you hear me now?
Oh, wait, okay, now I hear it.
Okay, hold on. Now I hear it.
Okay, now I'm here. Yeah, you sell like a compressed air duster. Yeah
So it's good, it's good. It's very good. You're good to go. You are good to go
Yeah, how much really 200 dollars have you unlocked them? Oh my god
So teeth
Thank you, compressed air canister. Thank you. He's our biggest supporter.
Oh, wait, Wips, isn't it? Output device.
Okay, thank you.
What should it be, Wips?
Uh, who's, who's, uh, Hodge Buyer Chopper?
Hodge Buyer Chopper.
You have all the money.
Oh, wait, are we starting?
Yeah, we're starting.
Oh, yeah, we're starting.
I'm kind of, I can't figure out how to do anything.
I, I can't, I'm, I'm, I gotta, I gotta make a squad, make a squad.
Biggest one I gave big a guy to do anything
I'm actually kind of the exact right now. I'm not even lying out there
Joy Joy karma. I'm I see karma. No joy. Do you join him on this one?
Wait, what? Oh?
You guys I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm stacked. I am stacked right now. I'm ready to rock. Holy dingle. I I'm rent
I am rent
I'm going to helicopter helicopter with peanut I've been boys. I've been
Oh
I'm not amping.
I'm not amping.
Who's this fucking pussy?
Are you ready?
Let's ride!
No!
Let's ride!
I'm already over here.
This is your captain speaking.
Captain Peanut.
Oh no.
We're gonna be landing on the hot gender dick.
You got fun?
Yeah.
Check out the sick barrel roll
We're going in, it's Melovo!
Man told you the story of his $10,000 TV ad.
I'm the impression, I can't even lie.
You say that the one time time, you feel it.
Mr. P greetings from organics.
Can you say happy new year to my boyfriend Mario?
Happy new year to my boyfriend Mario!
He watches you every day.
He loves you.
Oh, no! That guy already dropped my phone!
I'm gonna be sick!
Hey, hey, hey! Set him up back there!
Is anyone's iPhone on?
It's messing with the instruments up here!
I don't have a fucking bag.
Not in it, boys. Not in it.
I'm gonna be sick to go to Mr. Mario.
To Mr. Mario himself.
As I don't have a bag, bro.
Well, this time I had ammo but no magazine.
Shhh!
This is your captain speaking.
We're landing directly in the middle of the hot zone.
Shhh!
There's so many people.
There's so many people.
Dennis, go kill someone so I can seal the cover.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
They're gonna be on that.
Oh!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm out!
I'm going to go across the street and creep this guy out, then you guys revive Hotspots, okay?
I'm going in!
GO IN IN!
COVERING FIRE, COVERING FIRE!
GO IN IN!
WHERE IS THE COVERING FIRE?
OH GOD!
I'm in the building.
I see people, I see people, I see lots of people.
I'm trying to threaten them.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
I can't help that.
There's a curb here.
There's a curb here.
No one wanted to get me covered.
I have to get all the people from this house.
I'm on those covers.
I'll be right there, I'll be right there.
I was told I don't need a weapon I see lots of people I see like you
the other side of where you died yes yeah and there's a dead body there
I got a molecule of it's ever 50 bits you see a container
yeah yeah yeah yeah I got a match when I got this is perfect much you play for me
he's in the house top right into on a heady if you said that we're yeah
I
Like like right where I died top right house in the right window on the head
It's in the house
I got the one at the top house I got it. I got a point
In the house to the north east so
This is a great decision.
Who are the million people?
The million people.
I'm sad, bro.
I don't get to play the fucking game
because we landed in fucking Iraq!
I'm talking about a couple of times.
I'm talking about a couple of times.
I'm talking about a couple of times.
We got to go.
What if I'm vernacular?
I'm trying to control that shit.
I
Got you
We got you such
That way we're dead. It's a way of keeping feet feet feet
Or just drove right by oh, hey, we guys get kills are you looting them?
She was too fast to shoot at you, she's a little bit of a bitch, like.
No, I never really.
I mean, man.
Yeah, man, speed revive thing.
I think everybody kind of has the same stuff right now.
So it's not worth looting anybody for a little bit.
Like for a couple of games.
Tell people to stop getting updates, I mean.
She's like a reward.
What's that, man?
What's that?
I'm seeing to the tower, boys!
Oh, never mind!
Maybe later.
Maybe later.
Maybe later.
I'm coming, guys.
What's that guy?
I can help, I can help.
Help me, please, God!
Please, God help, please!
Hey, you sure, thank you, thank you.
The bubble is you do see
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. I'm not everyone's died around this girl
There's two guys from the town. We got moved it. We got moved the tower ticket tower over it's a button
Everyone's dying next day
Okay
The fucking man this guy is a little weird man. I think he's true
Right
What the fuck is that, bro?
Wait, wait, who's that?
Thank you!
Guys, I think it's time to kill ourselves.
Like, in the game?
In the game! In the game!
In the game, I should be getting a new helicopter and we just- and we go over there.
The good button?
Yo, wipe the hot job!
Hot, hot resume, flat in your career, bro.
Just fucking gun me from across the way, bro. Please give me up.
Who's super water?
Who's super water?
Fuck yeah.
Do you got the mouth thing? Put your mouth on me.
Who's still alive next once?
It's us.
Oh, we're dead.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
I will not be in the helicopter with Peanut ever again.
What? You're the one that dropped out?
What are you doing with my phone?
What? You dropped out? That's why you died.
Boy squad only.
Everybody used to be a squad only, I got a little.
What is that? Is that Master P?
Ah, safe!
It's an honor to serve with you.
It's an honor to serve with you my brother, the honor is all mine.
Now let's go take down these rants and blues brothers.
Well, I gotta wait till my fat friend over there hop to the helicopter first
I think it's on
Yeah, come on come on minds
As soon as that's option I'll unlock it for everybody
absolutely absolutely that would never happen we are never going to do that
all right boys buckle up we're landing in the on zone
I know what's inside now now now. I was sitting out a while.
That's how much scared you get. Only at the mile, mile, mile, mile.
Lock it load boys, lock it load. We're going in.
I'm in the hot zone that's where we're coming that's where I'm specifically asked me to land them
All right
If you look at your right window, you see a sick ass barrel roll
There's no way you're getting shot these other guys right now that's impossible
I
Shall boys
They should have kept you to pilot
Oh, we're landed
I'm putting up with you that I put you down. I put you down. Don't worry much. Don't you worry?
I got you, Pete! I got it!
Thank you, soldier! Thank you!
Thank you! Fuck!
Yeah, I got you!
I got you!
Thank you, guys!
Who bought that railing there?
I would like to talk with the architect of this server.
There's not supposed to be a railing there.
I got him something to fucking blow up in some fire.
My COV!
Thank you, soldier! Thank you, soldier!
You'll be highly committed for this bank at the station.
The station
I am fucked up fuck up. We got this you and me brother army of two
Thank you good chair, thank you good chair
Yeah, thank you
Baseline to my nipples why don't you?
You spit on it, spit on it for me soldier.
That's you, you're promoted to sergeant.
Thank you brother.
Thank you sir, whoever's helping me, thank you, you're a saint.
You with that, you with that.
There's a million, there's a million.
I'll try, hold on.
My peer, are you dead again?
Yeah, there's a guy camping behind him.
I think we should start carrying the revived things.
I think we should start carrying the revived things.
Are those one-time uses or can you use them at a minute time?
I think it's one.
I think it's one.
I'm here, sir.
I'm done.
Is that true of the 81-time uses boys?
Oh, no.
That wasn't who killed me, but...
My teammate just shot me in the fucking head, bro.
God, you deserve it.
I cried.
I
Mean with a reminder
Don't you worry
save our lives just playing in a push-off just keep rubbing them hands together i'm
believing you thank you sir thank you sir we're gonna live we're gonna live
oh god oh god oh god fucking feel like oh god that's
diaper he's looking at us i think
get up soldier get up are you guys all are you guys all dead
I
Univide him I'm gonna grab another one, okay
We can buy a revive things we go faster
I'm coming mr. Merchant
Let me fuck him first oh yeah oh yeah you like that dude you like that
oh thank you thank you guys thank you
oh run
oh shit yeah okay multiple Japanese guys literally jerking his meat recorder I would like to
speak to this man who buys a game and within two hours and five minutes of it
being available to play he goes I'm gonna sit in a corner I would have said in a
corner
fuck that guy fuck that guy
I'll beat you, I'll beat you, I'll beat you!
Oh, my, my, my students!
This felt Vladimir-fuck again!
This guy's fuckin' everywhere!
Danny, are you, are you...
If I'm gonna pee, I think we do, are we giving up?
No, no, no, I'm gonna get you to buy it right now, I'm gonna get you to buy it right now!
I'm gonna get you to $20.
No!
Alyssa Rose, 0829, cent.
Peanut, me and my fiancé
are getting married in Austin, Vegas!
We love watching every day.
I love watching you.
Can you congratulate Alyssa and Ethan?
No, no, no!
Ethan, I'm in the sun!
Yeah, here's my hat.
Don't dip.
It's a 50-50 dip.
It's a 50-50 dip.
Todd Stephacoin, big man.
Todd Stephacoin.
Yeah.
It either happens...
or it doesn't.
Is anyone around us, Mr. Tim?
What'd you say, Pete? Sorry.
Did you just kill ourselves?
Are you- are you not getting rushed anymore?
I don't think so.
I'm- I'm- I'm dead!
I'll see you back at some base.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Alright, here we go again.
Alright, okay, back to the old ride.
I've seen this before.
Back to the old ride.
Hey, Fender, what's going on?
My man, my man, Mr. Fendor.
I'm buying another helicopter hop on it mr. Damn
okay well don't I can't buy attachments am I fucking poor you're poor you're
You're a poor, you're ugly.
Stop fucking, we're not gonna eat your fucking dick.
Dude over here, hopped in by helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Okay, I have a reviving team, I'm reviving this.
We're good, good, good.
I'm coming, P, I'm coming.
I'm P, I'm in.
This is your captain speaking.
Yeah, we're about two clicks out from the, uh, CZ.
We'll be stopping halfway through for some corn dogs, please, uh, bring your own money.
The pilot will not be paying for your corn dogs.
You know, I just want you to know, bro, I haven't gotten to kill you yet, bro.
Well, yeah, I think that ties in with the whole poor and ugly thing.
It's a whole conspiracy.
I've got a white board with little note pads and tape and stuff.
It's a big thing.
Okay, you take it take it take it. I am zero two and six right now. Go ahead. Go ahead
That's what you want to be that's right the sweet spot
He got it right where you want him. That's where you do
All right boys
This war is going to break your bones. It's gonna break your spirit
Well, I want you to take ten men down with you before you die, do you hear me, brothers?
Nobody's spot, nobody's spot.
Hell yeah, I can't talk in game.
Thank you, sir.
Hold on, you're talking about the game?
Hello, Mr. P. Hello, Shaq.
Just hold it down without talking.
He said it was working the other game though, that's weird.
Maybe I was just hearing you in the discord.
At what point I viewed it, I didn't hear it.
Alright, I'm going to drop us right in the hot zone.
Where's the hot zone at?
You're in it.
Hold on.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute.
Hold on now.
I am.
All right.
OK.
Time to talk.
Don't kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
We're going back.
They're done.
Time to talk.
No, no, no.
We're good.
Put the wall there, bro.
Someone's got to be help responsible for what has happened.
Whoever's with that building now.
These helicopters seem to be missing a final piece.
A final piece.
Hang on.
Wait.
Is there like a rebuy?
Is there anything to the bottom left?
Is there a bottom left?
There's a rebuy.
Before you click anything, when you hop into the window,
before you click anything else, there's a bottom left.
By the way, if I die this time, I have no money.
I have literally no money.
OK, OK, I got it.
Let me, I didn't rebuy.
It's a fucking stupid egg.
I got it.
Wait, someone out-turned it for me.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on, Mr. King, come on, let me just.
Tim, just press rebuy, just press rebuy.
I started buying so I couldn't rebuy.
That's why you can just escape without buying and then go back and where's we buy
I don't know how you tie your own shoes without freaking out
All right, we're going to launch on lock it out boys. It's time for real is died for real
This is your captain speaking before we complete this journey so we'll have
sad sex with every single one of you do you copy
Roger Roger
Let's look at the stat line now. Where am I? I am yeah
What am I? What am I looking like?
You are
Not behind me. What the fuck are you? I look good
Okay, I thought you are three two and six and one
I believe the miners at the top light is not your debt the miners the top rise how much your kid is
So it tells you how much you have to make back before you die to cut even
No, the top right right is your cash the top right next to it where it says down
That's what your kid is you have to get that to zero to be neutral for the rain. Yeah. Yeah
And we're gonna hot-toes right over here, but we're still that ride the hot-toes. Oh nice and easy
nice it easy boys was going to ride the hot dog here we go here we go right here
right here we go hold on now hold on now hold on now right there we go alright
How about that boys?
Yeah sir, thank you good sir, thank you good sir.
I'm gonna hit you for dropping well, there you go.
Thank you sir!
That's fake hot n'nity sir.
Alright, I was going to call you.
You two of my guys just died right here.
I did it.
Okay, you're pushing up there, I'll come to you.
You two of my guys just died right here.
Oh no, I'm fine now.
I'm coming behind you, a little bit.
Sir, where'd you get shot from?
Which good talk from
Sure speak to me
Who's shoes just shot I hear shots everywhere, but I don't see you you mean either
I'm moving up towards a hot job you see how you see how John
I have an idea, I'm going in.
I only have one helmet left, hold on, I'm going to see him.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in, I'm in.
I'm going to see him, he's on the stairs, he's on the stairs, right there.
I'm going to get him, I'm in.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Wub, wub, wub, wub.
Meal 26, he's got to reload.
I'm swinging him.
Wub, wub, wub, wub.
by the van
it's Vladimir this guy's fucking everywhere I am bro this guy's a demon
where is this guy
Vladimir is the fucking brother
she is 18 and one bro
he's 18 and one
he's by the 18 and two and this bitch
I'M GOING IN
You watch the man fly to me and shove him back to me.
He's in the door.
I get him!
Come on, come on, penis tonight.
Baby, come and suck my penis.
Suck it all night.
Baby, come and suck my penis.
Suck it all night.
Baby, come and suck my penis.
Just suck it tonight.
Too easy, too easy.
80 to 2, man.
80 to 2.
It's just a beach, it's a bathtub.
Let's go back to quick magazine.
Jimmy, are you back? Are you back up?
Yeah, yeah, I'm off. I'm off.
Vladimir is down. Vladimir has an X-Tip.
The rainbox is dead.
Rainbox is dead.
Up here, up here. I'll keep it dying. I'll keep it dying.
Coming, coming, coming.
I'm with you.
I need the gun, I need the gun.
I need the gun.
I'm going up a mark.
Oh yeah, sweet Peter.
I don't know where.
Who in your body?
I'm dead, I didn't kill him.
I don't know where he is.
Where's the spawn?
Oh wait.
Oh that guy stole my bombs, Tony.
Who is in spawn?
Jim, Jim, Jim.
Uh huh.
What?
Is it clock or something?
Jim, Jim, Jim.
You ready ready ready we jump out and use our use our parachute
I'll cut you I'll cut you let me let me let me let me
Yeah, fuck me, please, please, please, please.
I burnt the perfect.
Oh, that's right, the world.
All right, well, once you're up, we seize that capsule in front of us, all right?
We take it for a green team.
Okay.
Uh, for a green team!
For a green team!
For a green team!
God, I hate those fucking blues.
Fucking hate those blues, I fucking hate those reds.
Dirty blues!
Oh
Fucking red
A couple of you it was you made your time for me. Oh, we don't go to
Japanese
Movie and movie and teammate to meet to meet up to meet you behind me behind me. I'm under six. Yes
You got here. You got here. I'll keep you. Just I hear
He's pushing towards you pushing towards you
I like that one. What dad inside be
I'll be good to you Japanese high man. I gotta make it there
I
Found your peeky toenail down the road. I got all I'll reattach it right now
All right
Any time any dad
Back a quick magazine
Is it 20v20? No, it's 33v33v33.
I wish we were to leave randomly blue teams.
Only four flights this sequence of games.
As I recently went by red team, blue team dads.
Follow me, gank, follow me boys.
He's in this building.
P where'd you go? I lost you. Are you still on the side?
Yeah, I'm gonna use you. Now here's me. What's your right?
You do the little walk.
Oh, here I see you. I'm on my phone.
Please call 30.
We're 80. See if they're not.
No, we'll collect them when you should.
Coming.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
We gotta get to the hot-john staff.
Coming, coming.
Oh, there's an enemy. Enemy take. Enemy take.
Oh, we got second. We got second.
We got second. We got second.
We got second. We got second.
We got second. We got second.
What in the fuck is that? It's something farting.
Oh, sorry. I can never surround hot guys.
Sorry.
Do you forgive me, Tim?
I forgive you, bro. It's okay.
You forgive me?
You forgive me?
What's Kloci doing over here?
Kloci's over here and he's muted.
Kloci!
He's in the furries, bro.
Kloci!
Kloci, I found a nice guy and a dog suit back here.
Wait, what is that guy doing? What the hell?
I got this shit, but I got most open it
Okay
Hey mr. P my handless brother has a birthday today
Can you wish him a happy birthday and tell him how sexy he is for a
Oh god. Oh, he's getting me. He's gonna get us right here.
It's a smoke screen. I can't see.
So we gotta get to the top of the seat. We gotta get to the top of the seat.
Okay.
I'm done.
Yeah.
Like, I hope you're having fun. Are you guys having fun losing?
They're on the top of the fucking three. That top tower.
You know, we need to chop it right up.
I don't know if it's the attempt to go to the top of that tower right now.
Oh, shit!
You see anything? You see anything? You see anything? You see anything?
There's three up top of the tower with was fucking cybers. Yeah, we'll go to the top of the tower right now
We're gonna clean up. We clean up. Take a helicopter. I'm gonna show you. Yeah
That don't teach you
He's with God now God will take care of him
He's in good hands. He's in good hands.
I'm going to the top of town to clear it out.
To be on top?
Wanna come up? Wanna come up? Coming up now? Coming up now?
FUCKING MOVED HIM!
FUCKING MOVED BOYS!
I don't see anyone.
Oh, I just took it in the ass.
OH GOD! OH, I just saved! I just saved!
I don't know for where I don't know for where I don't know for where
I was gonna go up where is he?
Is this good
I got to get up the side of it I'm gonna try to
come here you guys get it
you are fucking me right here Tim we're the
I'm swapping up the side between the MP5 and my gun, dumbass!
I'm trying to say it possible.
Who's it with a high capacity? What was that?
High capacity battery. Used to recharge drills and defibrillate.
Wait, where's this drill mill?
Here, P, there you go. There's the MP5.
Hey, where's this drill mill? Where's this drill mill?
I don't know. Try and hit me with it.
I'm not leaving you, Tim. I'm not leaving you, Tim.
I'm not leaving you, Tim.
Thank you, Pete. Thank you.
I will be, however, grabbing this Mb5.
Did you take me a second to swallow everything over?
Just give me...
Okay, I'm getting sniped again. God, I hate this guy.
Whoever's sniping.
Oh, my goodness.
You guys went to the tower in our squad.
Okay, I'm... Okay.
I mean it, because we killed him, then.
He started it.
He started it.
He started it. He started it. That was not my fault. That was not my fault. That was not my fault.
Well, fuck you you shot me first.
Yo, can you guys have bandages? Can you ask them for bandages, peanut?
Uh, uh, Tim needs bandages but he's too fat to ask.
Holy fuck. Shoot that guy in the head.
You know, I have an FB5 loaded with tons of ammo. You see it?
I'm actually looking. I'm actually looking.
Please drop a Band-Aid!
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Oh, I, wait, oh.
Oh.
No, I didn't leave you to die.
I was under a heavy fire. I had to get out of there quick.
How did you know that? How did you know that?
Are you watching? Are you watching the stream Jackass? How do you know that?
This is the guy I left to die down there.
This guy just got sniped and Pete's about to get sniped in the fight.
Nah, you look fine.
You look fine.
The Pete's gonna get shot, bro.
I pressed him twice.
Nah, you do it fine.
See? See? I'm not lying.
Damn, this guy.
This guy accused me one more time of some war crime I didn't commit, or maybe committed fucking kill him
No! This guy just tried to kill me!
What do you mean what the fuck? This guy just tried to kill me!
Oh jeez, oh he's operating five of the dollars, hold on now
I got you soldier. I got you soldier. We're cooking up the story. No, I don't think I did know.
No.
You're asking me not to have a night go give it to him, don't give it to me.
Oh, six six six.
You're gonna see me on this tower.
I'm under that lead!
Hey!
We're all in this corner, who do you believe?
All right, follow me, Tim. Let's ride!
I don't have a parachute.
Oh yeah, I forgot I have a parachute.
Okay, and I'm gonna...
Okay.
All right, these snipers just watching this place?
Peanut, please get me?
I'm dead
Drag me down the stairs
You're at the bottom on my ski you fell all the way down to the bottom
Shit, I am would you look at that don't you worry Tim? I'm on the way. I'm coming to save you
Thank you, no problem. Oh no problem. Oh
I
Scream side by these times because he snipers are not shooting at all that his shoes. I make an appearance. They just be blast
No, I need you. I need this guy to heal me, but I can't ask him to
Tim says she doesn't need any bandages. She's got plenty. He's fine
Sunny bandages
Yeah, you tell him with that radio static mic buddy
Need to win more scone ocean
What's the typewriter?
And what god get the scumbag stream cypher
It's Vladimir man, yo Vladimir, I hope you can fucking hear me bro
Oh my god
Unemployed shooting me in the head. I'm gonna kill myself
I jumped to my dad's and broke my legs
I'm
Fucking terrible by the way, it's better than the previous type
No, bro. It is so bad. It's so bad. The bullets travel like you're flinging turds out of your ass
The whole fastest I travel this are you walking?
Yeah, I'm giving up. I'm gonna try the AK-34.
I wanna be alive.
That seems like it's gonna be a good weapon.
Don't fucking raise me. I wanna kill myself in the game.
Yeah!
Oh!
That's just it.
I...
Hey, Peanut. Long time no see. I'm back.
Hey, how you doing, boy? How you doing, my boy?
Hey, we buy it last.
How you doing, boy?
Say!
How you doing, my boy?
I'm gonna get all right out of there.
We want to get out of there!
We uh, I'm back all we what I gotta do shine on line all right. That's nice. I got a whole new side
He do you have enough money for a helicopter we fucking poor
Ridiculous question. Ridiculous question. Of course I have enough for
helicopter. You are talking to the literal Ron James of War Dogs. If you one
second to get a couple more goodies, just don't you rush me. Don't you rush me!
I'm one three and twelve. I'm him. You're him. You are. You are him. You are him, brother.
Hey, where do I buy more magazines again?
Uh, kind of again.
Does it sound like we're linked up to something
in the hospital in here?
I don't know.
All right.
OK, I'm going to go.
Oh, this looks nice.
Oh, OK.
This is OK.
OK.
Dennis is here.
This is something.
This is.
You see this?
You see this?
You guys could just go over here.
You see this?
Just redeploy it.
Here's your shot, buddy. Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking, boys.
Once every ten minutes.
Where is this?
Do you have the helicopter?
No, Pina, come here.
I already bought the helicopter.
Oh my god, okay.
I'm going close.
Pina, there's a spot where once every ten minutes you could spawn into the fucking
zone.
There's once every ten minutes I'm going to spawn in my smizzle in your butthole.
Can you unlock the car?
Oh, Jai, Jai, Jai.
It's flying.
It's to the right.
It's only the pilot's legs in the midget shitties.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to make sure that we're giving them the time to spawn on your tank.
Let's ride, boys!
Yeah-ho!
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I'm no fortunate son!
No, no, no!
Hey, somebody has to get a second whether you play music or not, please.
Somebody...
Is there a radio in this thing?
No, I don't think there is, all right, I don't think there is, how do I play, I'm
not a music artist, you never lie.
I don't see, how do I, I don't talk shit to this player, he's so low that, oh,
We vibrated and said, yeah, he's rage-manning me, bro.
We went and he said, hey, Timmy the cat, Timmy the kickman,
maybe you should go back to Marvel Rivals.
And then I said, shut the fuck up.
My CS inventory is worth more than your house.
All right, well, my game crash, fuck.
You smell bad wrong by the way, that would be a T-H-A-N, does that you know?
Fuck it.
Does that you know?
Lock it in boys, lock it in, lock it in boys, lock it in boys.
Can you drive in this thing?
Yeah, I am.
That's probably what should be chippy.
Hell yeah.
Hey guys, guys, guys.
Oh
Now I got one
Anybody's dead I am taking a helicopter
Let me get the package.
You got to leave this there every forever.
We're in Jesus.
We're in Jesus.
Where would you die?
No!
These guys are everywhere, bro.
There's no way this guy was spanking his cock the whole time
we were doing that.
Yes, yes, yes, car, my lord.
Ooh, y'all not going to lie to you, Tim?
Pardon me I had a hard to come back to you.
Quote, how about you use some of that money
for a breast reduction surgery?
Are you out potch you're good I'm gonna
Back alive back alive. Oh good work. I don't need luck
I was coming for you
since I need medical assistance.
Oh, I have a son.
Please, please, I need...
I got a full kid.
Please, please, I need medical assistance.
Please, please, I need medical assistance.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Where's 597?
Hey, Mr. P, please.
What's up? Are you ready?
We're hearing...
Happy birthday!
Remember what we said was one cameo
and then one regular DTS.
one cameo that was like a 50 50 50 boys we agreed we agreed
50 50
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
do you have a store reminder?
that's okay
VTuber cameo slot thank you
what do you think the vendor is?
alright
to the right. Yeah, I should have liked your idea.
Just like the point.
Yo, daddy, how do you do that spawn thingy?
Oh, we're getting revived.
We're getting revived.
Nick's right here.
Oh, is it this?
Thank you, Sherry.
Thank you.
That's a cool guy.
Thank you, Sherry.
You're a good man.
We sure know that you're a good man.
You are.
You're a good man.
Happy birthday, Amaro.
I hope it's a little better.
Hopefully, it's better.
We have a good one a big tomorrow
Where's P I'm over there. Yeah, but I'm not much Nick. He's not sober this way bro come this way
He's in the hot zone I hear I hear shots behind you. We gave snipers even those apartment buildings
Dude, oh my dude every time
These snipers are the worst
The snipers are the worst.
Let me, let me, let me, let me heal up and see if I'm able to jump.
What's that, what's that?
You're right here on the left, bro.
We're here on the left.
Where?
Where?
Like, close.
On the bridge, my knee.
Are you, where are you at?
Karma, I see you.
Where are you, where are you at?
Uh, there, he's sitting there behind us.
There in the open.
Yeah, there was a guy right there.
You gotta be blind.
You gotta be blind.
You gotta be blind.
Welcome to the stream. I hope it is I hope it's a whimsical experience
Everybody give a W. I look down at the chat. You want to be very welcoming very welcoming welcome
This is a wall
You see this is where life I know you can't see it. I think it's
This is what we call a wall
Hey wall
Ow ow is how it's found
Man not over yonder, man don't over yonder. I'm coming in yonder. Oh, come on. Come on. You're coming under perfect
Well, I'm really nice. There's people over there. Oh
Nice shot
You guys left in the train. He's like between the train in the train
Watch out in front of me though other side of the trains. There's dead guys
something I don't exactly know I can't go any way to be
no way he's going to be the best way to be the best way we got to get we got to
get the time for the running we gotta buy that
I take an AK oh yeah okay there's a guy I don't even know what that is I
There's no way you buy a game!
And within three hours!
Within three hours, you are jacking your cock at lightning speed in some rat hole!
Find a new hobby! Find a new hobby!
It's knitting, sewing, crochet, golf, basketball, recreationally.
I-Anything-Anything!
Hey, can you check?
Oh, fine. Just a game, nothing to get worked up over.
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
No, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm really triggered this game out pretty quick.
I just swapped that AK in that loadout pretty quick.
Don't you say?
Now, let's see if I can...
You got it pretty good.
I missed it, Daisy!
I'm opening this one!
Good man!
Good man!
Thank you Mr. Dizzy, thank you good sir, you're a good man, a very good man, thank you brother,
I
Your wall
I
Just found seven I just found seven in this bag
We have to take out these diapers you gotta take them out listen listen up. We're gonna take I'm gonna take you that guy
That's Jackie is neat that rattle. Okay, we're gonna kill
All right
Hey, you're cooking mr. Tim
ride
Right, oh right here. He's in this corner. I see you point out there anymore. These guys will be shooting them
This is this is where this guy was by the way Tim come here. This is where this guy was three hours after the game released
three hours three hours after the game released three
right now
I think that's a bad guy sniping extra as well
He tries to get shot at me whatever I try to grab you
All right boys
He charged his sniper over here
He can't kill us all
JOOOOOOT
We're glory
Thank you seven seven. I know how the medic
I
Can't kill ourselves
Here so they're much we're kind of in the middle of the field. I don't know. I don't feel to do this
It's still I'm kind of getting like pushy slave
your upper peanut
Why do you remind me of our selves I think you guys are you guys all right
should probably give up in game two that's true
All right, oh, yeah, I think I actually broke even that round so I'm good. I'm good
I'm buying a new alligator for his op-ed boys.
Where should we...
Is this...
You buy last load out, purchase, that is so much easier, wow, that's nice.
I'm ready.
Oh, wait, uh, uh, Tim, go to that computer to your right and press spawn.
I just, I just did, actually, it might have been 10 minutes.
Okay, yeah, I can do it, where do you want to go?
Oh, fantastic!
I'm at the, I'm at the spawn.
one I have a minute 30 I didn't see this giant thing that said okay they're
showing camping the tank I am with one hell
I wouldn't come out and if you do come out I hop on the east side with me
ball and she is on the right side.
All right, please don't go.
Oh, shit, he's right there.
Oh, god, let me in.
Let me in.
I don't know how.
No!
It leads!
God, it leads me.
Got it, got it.
It's the one on the tank.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll be there in 55 seconds.
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
There, there, even.
Good work, Mr. Karma.
I heard you were a cock-of-poopy black cocks legend
He's downplaying a carvers arguably one of the greatest of all time. Oh my goodness
arguably arguably oh my goodness yeah I'm gonna argue that I'm gonna say he's
the worst I'm the other on the opposition okay you wouldn't be the
first. And he cheats. Boom. Oh, boom. That's right. Not only am I the opposition, I'm spreading
misinformation on purpose. I'm going to treat that. I'm going to treat that. I'm going to
treat that. I'm going to take carbon, carbon sheets that he admitted to me in a private
discord. Hey guys, I'm deploying over there now. I just had a wait a minute and 30.
Oh, oh my god. Oh, Jesus.
Hold over.
He's a wreath.
What the?
I'm a cuddist. How long have you got a sniper?
Oh, I'm a cuddist.
I'm already got a lot of money.
I'm only got 3,000 this round.
He's a guy in the room.
Oh, that's a piece of rock.
We did it. We did it.
But you ten dudes at that end can over there.
Ten dudes.
Ten dudes.
Where are they?
Where?
Like, uh, like on that hill, where the metal gate is.
That's your job, go into the-
Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know where I see stuff on the map like red circles.
I'm gonna kill them all.
If you run with your Fissaji, run faster in this game.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
I'm not.
He'll pull up the screen if you run in this game.
Perfect.
He did it.
Yeah, what the hell is going on around here?
Are they in there? Are they in the fifth position?
Go away, go away, go away!
Oh!
How many people?
How many killed me?
Halfway through a bath bomb.
Relaxing and enjoying my night.
Are we serious?
Are we so serious?
I had Love Island on my iPad.
A bath bomb halfway through.
A glass of wine.
No, I'm not such.
I'm not such.
I'm trying to help you, you fucking peanut!
Shut that fuck-
There's an enemy in the bathroom with me.
Dug me.
He's my conscious.
Dug me to die.
Hang on.
I got- I did get one, but they probably rescued me.
No, no.
There's an enemy in the bathroom.
There's a squad.
But I'm in the squad.
We don't have to take it.
There's a squad.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
There's an enemy in the bathroom.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
There's no more enemy.
No, I ran in a problem.
All right, I'm killing myself.
Fuck.
We're all done, fuck it, man!
Mr. Loki-Doki's talking to you right now
through Squad leadership.
Okay, what oh my god, we fucking fuckers low key dope
What what what's low key dope?
Was it was that ten minutes don't we gotta get a helicopter listen listen tip we're gonna land on that house with a helicopter deal
With that you remember that house was absolutely
Takes fun, but a little bit to the east well right here right here at y73 x78
I don't know who that is. I don't even know how to talk to him.
How do you think I have music? I want music.
How do I turn the music on?
to be the dumbest person on this planet. You can't be good at a game unless you're an arcade
shooter or on rails. God, I hate him so much.
Hey, call-outs.
Hey, call-outs.
Can you just let me just let you throw another shot at him?
Well, we heard that.
Well, hell no.
Is that real?
Wait, was he alive today?
Yeah.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
I didn't even notice.
Wait.
What is he even playing this game and I didn't realize he left?
What is this called, bro?
What?
Win!
I think that he sent his game crash so he just left.
He did?
I do remember that.
All of that here is happening.
And then we all ignored him and said nothing.
I remember.
Perfect.
Perfect.
We're good friends.
We are good friends.
That's exactly what you would have told us to do.
Yep.
That's what he would have wanted.
That's what he would have wanted right before he passed.
That's what he would have wanted.
Pina you heard is right on hutch on that thing I don't know if you see this I see
I see it.
We cleared the first floor they are on the second floor.
We're coming back we're coming.
We're getting support.
Support coming in.
Two.
Coming in hot boys coming in hot.
Put this bitch in there.
It is a pile.
Okay hold on wait I was trying to be cool.
Oh my.
Yeah
God reinforcements are gonna have to wait
The enforcements are a bit delayed delayed reinforcements are a bit delayed alright take it a coin see the reinforcements
We're going out for big gold to the 7-eleven
And and a couple a couple bags of chips it will be right there
Unfortunately, I don't have enough money to get another helicopter
Doctor
You're down to this end demand right here you buy it
No, I could fly all fly please unlock it and hot-mouth
If you bought it look at the top of it, it'll show a lock symbol or not
We're taking up! We're taking up! Up and forth!
Wait, wait, wait! Up and forth we're going to NAMM!
I'm running, I'm running!
If I don't hear every cadet on this helicopter singing fortune and son with me, I will crash his bent into a mountain!
And no fortune and son! No, no, no!
That shit I crashed into a mountain, nobody sung with me.
I don't know what song you're singing!
You're fortunate done!
I don't know if I know that.
I'm giving you one more chance.
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I don't want to die!
We will rock you!
We will rock you!
Rock you!
Oh shit, here we go boys, lock it loud.
We have some assistance.
They're probably out of that building now, huh?
I think you need you.
On the left!
Left wall!
People, people, you must be nice.
Get out of here!
I see the live.
This guy's screen-siving is absolute dick-off.
I'm dead again, I'm dead again, I'm dead again, I'm dead again, I'm dead again, I'm dead again.
Keep it together, man.
I'll pay anyone $50 for a revive.
I hear myself in the game, and I'm going to respond for a-
What am I, Scout? I'm a signal-
I have no money! I have no money! I'm out of money!
I am free, six, eight, twenty. I have died twenty times.
Do I have the most deaths?
Mmm, you mind?
Jack, I have the most deaths in this game.
Good, good. Good, good, good.
Good.
Perfect.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Mmm.
Hmm
Did you do double take yet? Yeah, he's like I didn't take the bathroom hard enough. Let me check one more time
We take one more time for those suspicious reason whatsoever
Yeah
You can sort it by death by the way
I think this is my. Oh yeah. I'm
locking up. I'm getting pushed out twice.
Oh, and then hop out. Yeah. Okay.
Here we go. Up on in Boston.
Come on. Are you ready? Come with us.
The one is fine.
Come on, are you dead?
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm already over here.
We're coming, boss, we're coming!
Ian!
No! Get away from me!
Alright, fine, you can have a ride.
Come on, Ian.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Nothing, nothing, we're fine.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
If I would play build up, I want to rebound. Yeah, how do I rebind flage?
What
Yeah, hold on wait, what should flares be can I shoot this guy the head off the chop
What's going on back there? What's going on back there?
The tip just Sonic I opera
No, he's still on the hell. He's just sitting here. I'll resin when we land. It was where's flares that was
This is insane by the way boys insane. Wait, we're almost losing this red team
Is there a search mark?
Oh, wait, can you tell what I'm doing?
I can't tell.
Me?
Me?
Can I tell?
I'm looking for flares.
Looking for flares.
Can you see it?
Counter? Oh, countermeasure?
Where's countermeasure?
Is that...
countermeasure?
I hear you saying countermeasure like that.
Countermeasure?
Hold on, wait.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, I'm gonna make this like, ah, or something.
That seems like a button they would use.
All right, all right, we're good to go, boys.
Oh!
I didn't know, brothers, we're going in.
I'm ready behind you, I think we need to go to point south, because we're gonna fucking lose.
Yes sir, right to the line, right to the line, right to the line, brother, we're going in.
Here we go, baby, here we fucking go!
Lock it down!
Oh my god, I flipped over again, I'm upside down.
Oh shit.
See the guy who shot in the head is the stuff of mine, came in my stream and said thanks to him.
Perfect.
I'm going to arrest you.
Oh, hey man, hey, don't worry, I got you, I got you.
Put it down, put it down.
Yeah, put me in.
Put me in.
Put it in here, put it in here.
Go, go, go!
See, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy's your problem, this guy's your problem buddy.
That guy's your problem.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Is that making my office sound?
Oh god!
Not too much to pay that.
Not too much to pay that. Not too much to pay that.
Why are we not collecting points right now?
check. Why are we not getting coins right now? We don't have the most amount of people
on the plane. We have seven more people. We need the hot dog. We need the hot dog.
We need to play in this circle. Okay. We need the gold shirt. We need to kill them all.
You still have more guys in us, you still got more guys in us.
How is it, how do you know that?
Oh, just cause, oh, we have 21.
Oh, now we're tied with him, now we're tied with him?
I think whenever we're in the hot zone,
we count as two guys.
If you're in the zone, you're not in the hot zone,
you count as one guy.
Good job?
Makes sense.
So they're winning still.
I'm psyched again, girl.
Where is this fucking bitch, man?
All right, let me come help, Tommy.
We'll just let, we still have enough guys.
We gotta kill red guys, we gotta kill red guys,
the number of guys. Are you just going to hear it? Come on team, we gotta kill red guys.
I'm trying to come. I'm healing, I'm coming. I'm spawning tank right now. Healing, I'm coming.
You're not coming, you're not coming. You're not coming. You're not coming, you're not coming.
We gotta kill red guys, we have so many more red guys in the zone that we do so
many more. Where are they? I don't know. Remember they could be in the gold zone
zone or they'd be anywhere outside the big zone to respond to us one take with
couple guys we're sprinting over but it's gonna be a little bit you check it
more guys in this small gold zone to win easy peasy with it 30 say today of
40 people I know that's all you gotta get all the green guys in the corn
circle we're gonna lose kills I'll leave it I'll leave any of the
I
Got to play better we got your play better these guys are whipping our ass these guys are whooping our ass
Okay, I'll give you company fire
Do we have like 20 dead guys actually?
We are starting to kill people. You have 45 guys. Where's hutch?
We are killing so many red they're gonna take out it. They're gonna kill me now. Yes, you are we need you
Oh, squad leader, squad leader!
That's my hero, that's my hero!
Good work, good work, kill him all, kill him all!
Got one, got one, got one!
I'm gonna quit mad.
Excuse me, excuse me.
I'm so I'm excited these green crates
I gotta pack a mag quick maybe we're at the same
That's you got you got you to that you got the trigger by the third guy got him
I'm gonna go put it in his butt, okay? I'm gonna go put it in this guy's butt. Oh my goodness
That right one there? What?
Behind us
No
That's okay, it's 29-16, 21-16, it's okay
Oh
Yeah, that was hard
We're close, we're close
That was a blue, that was a blue
That was a blue?
We have to get it
What is blue even doing here? Just get it off
Let us all get it off
Hell, boys!
How do we even get back here?
How do we even get back here?
The red bar, the red bar!
Oh, no!
You know we gotta do this!
We've got to lose it!
Guys, they're about to pass us!
We're about to pass us!
We need everybody!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Check it right now, boys!
I'm getting revived!
I'm getting revived!
I'm getting revived!
I'm getting revived!
I'm getting revived!
I'm getting revived!
Dude, dude, man, you can make it!
It's open away from us.
It's going north.
It's like a fire!
It's like a fire!
Dude, are you still alive?
I'm getting revived!
I'm getting revived!
close to it when I read a play I'm always back up always back up we are
getting to go to Asia oh wait we are the most amount of people who get points
we get points for up to 94 thank you sir here's $10
we're winning we're they're all on respawn probably it's moving far left
though
oh jeep jeep jeep right on the right
where
got me dead got him one more one more one am I that's a box
I'm getting shot from.
I'm straight around to the gold zone, bro.
I'm literally hands out and sprinting.
Yeah, I see the most amount of people in the show. Okay.
He's a guy! He's a fat man!
He was like two eggs just in front of me.
Get him, get him, Mr. Brits. Get him, Mr. Brits.
I
Come in to the gold zone boys quick quick quick
This gun sucks
I
Know he's in the fucking great armies, what is the actual?
It was fucking flat in here, bro
In the white crate he was in the white crate. I don't know where he went
The guy the guy that killed
My just do you something while I was getting back I'm in here. Just use up to see something
We're gonna go back in there. We're gonna fly how to come to right the hot job when the scene okay?
I got a gun. Hop it, hop it, hop it.
What is the parachute button we jump?
Space, space bar, space bar.
That's on my helicopter.
I can't find the first one.
This is my helicopter. Oh yeah it is.
Hop it boys, hop it, hop it, hop it.
I don't have a parachute, I don't have a parachute.
I'll just drop you guys off and then I'll land, okay?
We gotta go, we gotta go.
Oh, let's teach them how to win, let's teach them how to win!
Go, go, go!
96. Oh my god. I mean this is it bro. You know, just land this bitch in the zone bro.
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. I'm going to be right in the zone. Right in the
zone. Right in the zone. Right in the zone zone.
I don't think this is going to make a difference. I don't think this is going to make a difference.
Oh my god. Even if we all are in the zone, we all survived. We only have six people
in here. That's six times two. That's twelve. That's only going to be twenty-five.
We still need like four more guys in there.
You see anybody else in the way?
We'll list you guys as soon as you hop in,
then we gotta start killing rats immediately ASAP.
There's a whole other heli of five out of six of greens behind us.
Not a guy guys, this is going to be the last minute boys.
This is going to be the last minute boys.
Last second win right here.
We're going to have like three seconds if they're four.
It's not good boys.
I mean this is just going to,
you gotta find red and fucking get him right now.
Give him a bow!
Give him a steel!
If you have a parachute fucking hop,
Here we go! Here we go! We're late in the hot-jump!
Oh, shit.
Shit, Pete. I mean, you went in about as high as you could go!
It's like I was on a fucking jet!
Damn it!
Damn it!
We can't say we didn't leave it all on the court.
Yeah, we can't say we didn't leave it all on the court.
Damn right we did!
They have it all right
We can't say we won today boys we can say we gave it our all we can say we gave it our all
Oh, my God, look at that cell.
I mean, I.
I didn't think I could do the game for all our home team.
I think I genuinely think that was completely my fault that we just won.
No, no, no, no, we wouldn't have had to do so much.
Why are you standing there, Hellie?
Let yourself down, he's gonna be in your brain now.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
I don't know how to respond to you in game,
but Tommy's still listening, so thank you, sir.
J, J, J.
Thank you, sir.
J, thank you, sir. Thank you.
I am horrible.
Wow.
But that was a complete, like,
polar opposite of my first game.
Yeah, that was tough.
That was tough.
That was tough.
That was tough.
boys. We gave it our all though. That's what matters most. That's what matters most. That's what matters most.
Oh Mr. Manson, what could be good, uh man?
You're mad. What? You're mad at the guy?
Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one? Green, green, green, green, green.
Oh god what the shit again. Here we go.
I think we should go blue. We should- Oh.
I went green already. Do we go blue?
He went green. He went green. He went green.
I'm making a squad. I'm making a squad.
It's not gonna work
Which I would say color B. Why not it's so hard. Oh, I got accepted. It's so hard to get a man. They're all doing it
We're all spam agree. Yeah, I think he's got blue. No blue. I've got blue now
Escape escape go blue escape
Change team blue. Nope. God
She didn't like that. Yes
No, no the bullets fly like marshmallows through the sky that I just had
We would get on by this
Again now it's gonna restart. Oh, okay
Is everyone on blue?
I'm on blue on blue.
Are you guys making a squad?
I can't join blue.
Press escape and join my squad on blue.
What is this?
10 round magazine. Why would I want that?
That's stupid.
Stupid.
Why does it keep moving me around?
Maybe you're ugly.
Definitely.
maybe you're ugly stinky we're green right guys my bad I'm here no we're
blue we're blue we're blue oh shit oh this is a good this is not good I'm
green on yeah we should we know what what I already bought everything I can't
get on blue you can hit escape and go to go to change it right now like we're
locked on green right now you say the blue change the blue you say the blue
guys okay you change the blue I'm changing blue I'm idea I'm idea I'm idea
what all right guys we're all going red everybody go red quickly every
I'm on red two. I'm on red two. I'm on red two. I'm going to play against you guys. Bye wait what?
I can't get the team. I can't get up. What if we just leave and then and then we
We already invested our kids we can look I say we just fly in there go and kill or die and then
No, no guys we can get all the safety. We get all the safety quiet. Let's let's figure this out
What if you all just go back green right now? There's five
He's fucking rats, bro
Am I in it? Am I in it?
No you're in it. No you're in it.
Am I in it?
Yeah every time we're all in the G1.
Good one team!
I'm using the Vidyaz.
Vidyaz is pretty good.
The AK-74 is butthole diarrhea ass.
Do not use that gun.
Diarrhea syphilis.
I'm not even joking.
Well, it's because you're ugly.
Ugly people would like the
like the AK-34.
What? It's cool. Maybe if you had arms or legs you'd be able to get up.
It has nothing to do with the weapon of choice.
Mr. Hodge, nothing to do with.
So we have to play together this game and not crash to Helly so we're all fucking in a different location.
I don't know what you're talking about, Hodge. That never happened.
I got a new ammo and I got some shit.
Shit.
This is what we're doing.
I'm taking team lead.
This is what we're doing.
No, you ain't.
We are playing the fucking circle the entire time.
OK, OK.
We go into a building.
We hold that guy down.
No, no, no, no.
We're in.
We're all back here.
Hold on.
I'm this boys.
I'm in.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Enjoying.
It's just one on the right.
We're enjoying the right.
It's kind of satisfying, like, leveling up
and getting guns and shit.
It is.
I can't believe I was gonna fucking hate this game and then after that last game
I don't know if I hate it even though I
don't know what if I hate it
I'm losing my mind
I get low on boys like it's on
The video is cute
No it ain't a turd
Oh shit
I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine
I'm fine I'm fine
What? What?
What?
I mean, I don't got to see you kind of walkie this time.
I won't lie to you.
Kind of be a wonky. Kind of be a wonky little.
Okay. Here we go.
Let's get into the CC, baby.
I'm getting into the CC, dude.
Oh, hey, someone is shooting someone else.
Why am I taking damage?
Someone is shooting someone else on this helicopter.
You shoot me again? I'll fucking do it.
I'll fucking shoot you in the head.
I'll fucking shoot you in the head.
What are you getting mad at me for bro I can tell you were shooting me.
Well how?
How?
Where's your proof?
That was your proof buddy.
Shorts?
Shorts?
And it was a suppressed shot and you were fucking shot.
And whoever's on the top left of the helicopter would shoot the guy in the back left.
That's what I saw.
That's what I saw.
You're shooting me
I'll shoot you in the fucking head
This one of your guy is fucking unemployed. He joined office again. Oh my god
We're going to the they're going to the HG boys go to the HG
Remember guys people that are rather good guys now, let's kind of confuse it
Oh, yeah, this is what it's all about right here, this is how we do it.
It's the same in private, man.
Are we going to sell it?
I don't know.
I put $200 on it.
Hey, Mr. Muggs, will you do it down there?
No way, anyway.
Let's go, boys.
Let's go.
Oh, I got something coming.
I got something coming for me.
We're coming, Mr. Muggs.
We're coming.
We're coming.
Go, go, go.
I got something coming for me.
I got something coming for me.
I got something coming for me.
I'm good.
Scouting bag
How is that
I got
This is this is this.
Over there.
I'm behind you.
I'm behind you.
You're shaking.
Is he under the car?
Go away.
Sorry.
Okay.
Left side.
Left side.
I don't know.
There's more.
We're red now.
Oh, that's tough. Yeah, I know that kind of confused me
Words
I like it in boys lock it in
Is everyone up I got water I think there's one on the way top
One on way top dead nice are you up top of the zone? There's another way top in that drill
Did you kill my time to kill on the top or no?
Why don't we build a base here and pull the circle ties
You can pull the circle
Why is realize whether
We hold on wait a second you know that white bunch of white words that are
bouncing all over your screen to see war dogs beta is that a surfer
that would be unhelpful if that was the game I don't know
Oh
Is that a British person she's going allowed
Yes, but it's frowned upon. Oh well, I think nobody will frown upon this one
Yeah, we pulling it right now because it's not coming to our guys.
Wait.
Yeah, here, I'm pulling it. Come over here Yellow Zone.
Come over this way!
Look at how good I look and how the looks with my fucking tits are.
Oh, fantastic. Thanks for helping the team, guys.
Oh, alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Ow, ow.
Fucking bitch.
God bless you so.
Um, so how do we build a base here and pull the zone? How do we do that?
Build a bomb get a bomb. Where we get a bomb at?
I'm on the very top right now, I don't see no bomb
It's fun up here
What is that supply great? Oh, it's it's it has a bunch of sandbags and stuff. Hey, I think
Building supplies, so that's so build a base. Oh god god. I'm on it
I don't have any hammers though
You are I believe so and his dog his uh his clan tag was bummed
Follow warrior
To the chapter that brother right there
Maybe don't be
Is hanging around hanging around you need a hammer I dig I don't get a hammer though
you have to buy a one is this business people on every side
all right here's what I'm gonna do Chuck E. G's all right I'm gonna jump off this
place and parachute down and then I'm gonna go literally fuck that guy
sideways got it okay I don't think I have a person
I know I'm on a mission. I know I've come off the fucking top
I've run space a hundred times it's a useful rate which a one-time use
It sounds like a parachute. Oh, I think about oh, yeah, that kind of makes sense
That makes sense. That makes sense. Thank you group sir. Thank you.
Why can't I hop to the fast race?
I have a fast race king, sir.
And he can't sit at the last second and die. All right.
No Pete, I have a fast race. I'm coming.
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. The guy that just revived me
is dead right next to me, so that might be someone watching me. Very good.
I got this bro. Watch this. Just don't give up.
Never give up never surrender. That's what they say it's never backed out never one
Fellow
Here we go. Yeah, I'm just hanging around
Saw that oh, I'm sure you revived the wrong guy
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir. Here's $10. We might want to buy that guy. He was
he was he was very he was great guy to me. Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
So I got a hand job. Take a look at the hand job. I'm shady.
Where's your job now? We gotta get to the zone. Next round by the way I'm figuring
how to build it I'm gonna build a pop I'm able to be guys
I just made $1500 dollars nice work
what do you think that one
oh god I'm trying to compete where do not come do not I'm coming there's
She would have sent me from, uh, the south west, south west.
Take it!
Everyone's just dying.
This is scary.
Oh, it's like war.
Everyone's dying around here.
Okay, this jackass?
Oh my god, oh my goodness.
Oh, what the hell is that? There's a thousand guys in there!
In the building?
I'm lighting it up.
Light it up.
Yeah.
Let him have it, damn it!
Let him go!
Reloading, reloading!
Did I kill myself?
I think so, yes.
Okay, I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna go grab a hammer.
I'm gonna grab a hammer.
Is that how you pull this out, do ya?
Fuck you, Vladimir, you fuckin' rat.
Buy a fob.
I'm gonna get a fob.
I'm gonna get a fob.
I'm gonna get a fob.
Buy a fob. I'm gonna get a fob and a hammer
Yeah, how do I get a fob?
Nicholas you get me in bro
Bob got it give me and give me up. Oh, I need to bring a backpack
This guy's saying chillies bro, are we in fucking skyroom?
I'm done.
Alright, do it up.
Yo, he just jumped.
Are you rebuying the AKs?
It's the same?
We're playing against the same people.
I guess it's the fucking same lobby.
There is the fucking same lobby, man.
It's the same lobby.
It's the same lobby.
We should just leave, man.
I want to be out.
I'm down.
Yo, let's leave and Peter can do his build shit, yo.
Hey, what do you mean?
Yo, we're fine, guys.
You guys, it's good to see the same people every time.
I didn't think about it, though.
You think so?
She says whatever
The whole nother level you got are you leaving me right now? We do what same guy. It's the same guy
Oh, are they targeting you or they just in the game. Oh
They're targeting us. Yeah, you see just jumping there. It's the same kid
I'm in the hover bro.
Okay hold on hold on, listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen.
Today we probably won't be able to do much.
I'll text the guy and we'll get rid of these guys that are following us.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
What are you right now?
I'm at the base, I'm getting involved, I'm getting involved, I'm getting involved.
Okay okay, alright I'll wait for you.
I can't believe, no switch please available.
Oh wait there we go, I got, wait now I need a hammer.
I'd be support level 3. Is he made support level 3?
P9 if anyone was support level 3, I think it would be you.
Me?
Me?
Well, I did a small hammer.
Okay, that should work. Maybe I don't know.
I've got the bomb, I've got the hammer.
You have insufficient funds.
Can I buy it and drop it for you?
Yeah, you buy the bomb, can you buy the bomb?
How much is it? What's it on your medical?
It's under items that's building in 2500 bytes.
The forward operation base?
I can't get that.
I need a bigger backpack.
Pete, the forward operating base is that what you want me to buy?
How can it be stream snipers when there's a queue to get on the game?
Oh, dude, that makes sense.
Yeah, I bet you didn't think about it that much.
Well, now that you put it that way, hold on. Wait a second.
Wait a minute.
If I deactivate my brain and don't think at all, that actually makes a lot of sense, actually.
If I don't give that a single thought at all whatsoever it actually makes a ton of sense
Jesus somebody write this down somebody write this down
All right here Pete here. I have a font come come right here. Oh, yeah floor. Oh, it was your idea
Do you all right now? We have to step on get to the battlefield. I have two hundred twenty five dollars. I think I could buy a
Sorry, dude, that's not that's not a fucking shoot him in the head
That's the first guy
He got behind your chopper to holy fuck up rich bro. Let's go. I'm here. I'm here
How much money you sweet? Are you we tip you want to fight? I don't know. I gotta figure out how to build this job
Okay, okay, I'll find out what we do this works. You want to fly?
Hahahaha
Wait, what are we talking about?
He's calling, he's calling a dumb idiot, he's gonna grasp the hell out of this.
He's calling a dumb idiot, he's gonna grasp the hell out of this.
I don't appreciate it, okay?
So, how the fuck do I unlock?
Wait, this isn't mine.
It is, you're just in the passenger seat, dumbass, it isn't a card.
No, it's not.
He's not the man you get to open up to the squad.
Here you go, now you press L twice.
Okay, there.
Jesus Christ.
you fly now you just hop out of the vehicle okay all right how about it by
top on it you might need to buy supplies I don't know how I don't know how
we're see that I'm just I have a handbrake
oh and did you quit now too all right
guys was fun playing it
hey we lost any and hutch today that's crazy what what happened
They died
So you are not just firing
No, no, no, no, that's how many like point point people there are so if one person in the gold zone
it's two down in that number.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
People in flares.
Wait, take this out.
Wait, take this out.
Barrel roll with flares!
Sheesh!
Was that signal one?
Was that signal one?
All right, so now we go,
So now we go, we go to a tower, we go like, let's say,
oh yeah, let's go to our tower, this red one.
Where is this for?
Do they really have a fob there?
Why would it be red if we don't have a fob?
I think we're gonna lose.
No, it would be fine, it would be fine, it would be fine.
We just gotta put a fob on, but Dragon thing does.
All right.
I don't know how to do that though.
I'm gonna scratch my head, bro.
Yeah, I'm sure you helped for thinking.
I'm sure you pushed out nice and easy on top.
Nice and easy now.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Okay, alright.
That was a little disrespectful.
That was a little disrespectful, Mr. Banks.
That was a little bit, there's no, he was asked to be fine,
thinking that was me and then...
I'm going to set up one right here, setting it up.
I'm a judge.
What are you doing?
Give your shitty in the zone, I can't.
I love you, my hunch.
Move, move your fat ass!
I'm trying to play some fob!
Here, this guy.
There we go.
You're saying to live his mass to heal him.
So, now...
No, I can't hear anybody talking in game.
I don't know why.
Here's a medium hammer. We get a medium hammer when we buy this, so now, now how we build, oh.
Oh. What are you going to build? Is this for right now? Wait, wait, wait. Is it Fortnite?
Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite. We build these, build these. And then you've got to hit them,
hit them with the hammer, hit them with the hammer and you box it up. Everybody's got the hammer,
We got a hammer. We got a hammer out of that thing wait, I'll put the other operating base down
Whoa
We push after the menu
We all there's even more stuff
Yellow X's
What?
We're down, we're down.
I need them to figure out the fucking thing.
We need to pull the thing, we need to pull the zone door, guys.
Give me a hammer so I can help.
It's in the zone, it's in the thing.
I have a hammer.
Hit the yellow, hit the yellow axis, hit the yellow axis.
Oh, oh, oh.
We're doing a fortnight, fortnight, fortnight.
You killed the fucking hammer.
You killed the fucking hammer.
Oh, Nick, I got the water by the way.
That's not me, that's not me.
me. I'm a big Peter. I only made what I make a mistake. If you see me, bro, I want you
to kill me. Okay.
Just shoot me in the back of the head with it. Okay. I'll stop.
So, Pete, what is your goal building this? Well, first we're gonna secure the top part
and then that way we don't get shot when we think about how to get the thing to
drag guys.
Okay. Got it.
got it
so they shoot each other
hot hot hot
did you just get snicked?
hahahahahahahaha
oh they're gonna all be here next
you gotta kill someone for me
fantastic
hang on P I'm gonna build
that's bad hella above us
hang on P I'm gonna box you up
I'm boxing you
box me box me box me
you're cranking 90 on me cranking 90
Thank you sir thank you thank you thank you boys thank you boys
How do I do what?
How do I build it?
Build a drill at the bottom after you fortify the place
Hey, Bill, the drill at the bottom, uh, what does the drill look like?
Thank you. I don't see a drill on the build pages. Do you know where it is?
I see a door, a gate, a Haskell wall, and a loudspeaker.
There's no drill, unfortunately.
Okay, sounds good. Please allow me to get down.
Thank you sir thank you.
I saw you on the film.
I'm boxing!
I'm boxing up!
I'm boxing up!
I'm boxing up!
I'm boxing up!
I'm boxing up!
I'm boxing up!
I'm boxing up!
I'm boxing up!
Hey guys, how do we build the drill?
See we don't know how to build the drill?
I think I had a deep
How we build a drill how we build a drill
Dude some guy who revived me earlier stole my guy
My hammer hitting I'm not even pressing anything what's going on
I'm lying down there. They were staring at us.
Any bandages? Are you good?
Wait, wait, wait, it's deconstructing! I need to glitch!
Oh, what the hell? I deconstruct these shots!
Press D, press D!
Press D, press D!
Oh, that's my top button! Crap!
Here we go, fight them. They're fighting in there.
I got you.
Oh, I mean...
Hello!
This is President Peanut!
Peter yeah, I am something to announce. I
Did everybody hear me?
Is the speaker working?
It's a speaker working
All right, my name is peanut
Hello
And we have to figure out how to build a drill if anyone has any good ideas on how to do that speak now
The ascii
You can utilize AI and make this an integrated internet integrated for
shipping solution
And really and really go to the next level
Go thank you soldier thank you
We've done a lot to cheer you have it to do that yes, I need this guy. Can we just find one
We Jim this is all for nothing we can
Okay, new plan
New plan, we all go right to the zone right now together boys!
I like that though, I like what we get behind the lights.
Let's RIDE!
That's cool.
I like that both of you. Come on.
Suck it!
It is mad weird.
It's hard to...
I'm leaving this mortal world.
I'm leaving this mortal world and ascending into the next round.
I have a parachute, I can come get you, hang on.
I mean, you just see the rock and fucking kill it.
He's just singing.
He's just singing.
Damn, damn, I'm laying here dead with my view directly up,
And I see a guy jump up and down from the tower with no pants.
Oh shit.
I had a parachute.
You know why it didn't work?
Alright.
Okay.
I would say kill myself but I only had $8,000.
So I don't know if I can get back- oh I'll get revived.
I'll get revived.
You can miss your moment.
You can get me after he gets here.
Let's get you, get you, we'll be up.
Oh okay.
That's it, that's it, we got me up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I think you should have used the ball.
I think you should have used the ball.
I got a jumper.
Dude, I can't fucking find this thing.
If you fall, when you'll be remembered, you fall.
Got him!
I'm to the zone!
Go, go, go, go, go!
We're not playing zone, man. We're fucking around!
Oh, we're coming we're coming we're coming
Joe I
Don't worry, he's been in our game for three hours. So perfect perfect. Well, I hope he enjoys this time playing this game because he'll never play it again
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
This is fucking sad.
Uh, Pete, I might go and do it right now.
Thank you sir, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Here, there.
You enjoying it, Nick?
Is this guy sucking me?
Have we got Mr. Murk said he's alive? Is he alive?
I don't know. I'm over here on the pavement.
I don't see you, Nick. What do you have?
I'm right in the middle of the street.
Everybody's running over here right now. I say I got 100 arrows.
I don't see nothing! I don't see nothing!
Come on, Nick! Come on, boys!
I'm going in!
Oh, he's looting the fuck out of me.
I actually see you, Nick. Hang on. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Yes, we have a couple of peanuts got like the whole fucking server
This works, I got 20 guys 20 guys go live though right now
I don't think he stole for you
Okay, guys, I think there's a big chance that I just suck.
I mean, there's a, there's a, it's, it's not confirmed.
It's not confirmed.
I would say it is unconfirmed at this point.
Okay?
But I will say it is not, it is not out there.
I was just watching a fight for Jif, bro.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What are you doing, boys?
What are you doing?
You're 50-50.
50-50.
I really enjoyed this Viking music.
of the sky maybe do invigorating I feel alive you $10 for you sir
thank you boss thank you boss thank you boss thank you thank you
I just want one just one was that he's $5 thank you sir thank you
Did you like that?
Did you like that, dude?
No way, no way, no way, no way!
I'm gonna fight, I'm gonna fight!
I'm gonna set, I'm gonna set, I'm gonna set, I'm gonna set, I'm gonna set, I'm gonna set, I'm gonna set!
I'm gonna set!
Thank you!
I got some, I have some, can you hear me?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Guys, we gotta, we gotta change our strategy.
We gotta take, we gotta change the strategy
dynamically.
We're gonna have to become an AI integrated
multi-national sipping elevated team that's what we need that's what we need
to do we need to change our techniques change our strategy what do you
recommend I recommend we all are alive for longer than five seconds then we go
to the cell. What do you think? What do you think? You got that man? Perfect. Yeah.
I'm really trying to get you a safe spot. I keep it in shock.
No worries. No worries. No worries.
Oh, take it, take it, take it.
There's anyone to have any heels?
I got something.
Thank you, boss. Thank you. Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
You're welcome. Thank you, boss.
All right boys, let's run!
Judge!
Judge!
You're bringing him into the line of fire, Pat.
Bring him over here, Pat.
I'm not driving, Trevor, I'm not driving.
You should be right there, you should be right there.
Fox like me, that's easier.
I don't know, it definitely is a big element in the game for sure.
I hear him at the top, wait that's where my guys.
You went right to the right, come on deep, come on deep.
Oh, I missed you guys, I really have like 20 guys on me.
If we get in the hot zone, we can win this 100%.
Come on.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Oh my God, look at the map.
Yeah, boy.
All right, I didn't do that good.
Do you have a healer's nick?
You just asked you.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
Oh no, no, no!
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? I got both babies out of here.
I'm right behind you, Nick. Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Some shit man, you ready?
People are dying already!
Oh no, turn around. I need some bandages.
I got some bandages, I got some bandages.
I'm gonna try and get in this building.
Yeah, meet this building, meet this building boys.
Let's all grew up in this building.
I'm gonna push out to the northwest.
See if I can kill this guy that's been cybernashed.
Locking.
I'm about to be right behind you, Pete.
He's here walking around I'm here walking around here
One more right right I'll give the son of the boss you right now Tim
I'm trying to play an angle on this beat. I might die
I
Feel like my gun is doing a lot more damage like an hour ago. I'm shooting guy like one time
That's a car reload on me
I'm gonna go get this guy to the left, I'll be right back.
I see him, he's gotta be dead, gotcha!
What's that guy doing, what's Riko doing, Riko's local.
Yeah, you flipped the car over and you're going hell yeah.
I
Would love to hear the fucking project much. I think my game is bugged. They're like closing come back
All right, we got we got keep it boys. We got to keep it boys to the hot zone to the hot zone
Go go go. Yeah taking this back by storm. You guys see you guys see us
We have way more people on the show than everyone else. He got cooking
I
Thought I was gonna fucking hate this game, but I'm he goes local like it
This guy just died over here mr. Makes you gotta get some weight working. He just goes fuck you Nick
It's moving though
As we have 54 people on the zone
Look at that, 54, what the other two teams have eight
This is a slam dunk
We literally cannot lose as long as you don't stay alive
Jesus Christ
Oh my gosh
Remote that man to Admiral!
Hell yeah, brother, hell yeah, brother
Nick, go in your settings and see if it's a setting you have
You got you gotta get white working. You gotta get boy. I gotta close it. I gotta close it. It's such a big part of the game
It really is
You're missing like half the game if you don't have it on. Oh, we were leaving the zone. We went with two courageous
We got to go back. Here we go. Oh shit
Hey easy Rico
I mean in theory, but I will say I was in queue for a while so
Is there a button the hot key that deactivates voice because maybe like hit by exit that's up
Did you know that way that he'd be able to change that settings though
Yeah, we know but like like you know like in talk of like f like eight or something
Deactivates and reactivates boyp all together. Maybe like he hit hot key
The same thing but usually in your settings
My voice didn't work for three hours only things with me booting the game. Yeah, you fucked you
What are we doing? What is going on?
I promise you whatever you're feeling like, it's not gonna be a bad thing.
Rico just ran over like five guys.
Rico! I'm bad at the ego!
Watch!
Where are you at the losers game?
Oh, get ready to go!
I blew up Rico, I blew him up!
Good work. You're doing God's work, Mr. Dan. You're doing God's work.
Yeah, get back to the zone, we gotta get back to the zone!
What, grenade?
Oh, go, go, go, go, everybody retreat, retreat!
Back to the hot shop, quick boys!
Back to the hot zone boys!
I fucking love this game.
Is anyone having any heels? I need heels!
Damn, damn, I turned around, I said come on guys,
retreat back to the hot zone, and then I turned back around
and run to the hot zone, and what do I see?
A guy jumping off the roof, no fairs,
dude, just right in front of the crowd.
Heels are right here, I'm right here, please heal me,
heal me.
We're back, we're back.
Is anyone an extra bandage?
Anyone?
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
Lock it in!
I'm full HP, I'm full HP.
Hmm
Are we got yeah, okay, we got okay the blue team the green team are coming back
They got 28 and 26 now on the other side of the zone. We got it down. Please come in the high zone
Got lots of blues and greens be careful boys lots of dirty blues dirty blues and greens
Keep your fingers open.
Is the yellow tape right now?
Anyone that's not red, it's on site!
That's right! We don't negotiate with terrorists, boys!
Yeah!
Yeah, we we fuck them
Get out there and get them
Get that shut up
You fucked them terrorists
This is our founding fathers would have been digging it
Hmm
They've even come in for the hot job
They've got to come in for the hot job
We have 30
They are definitely some people are in here
100%
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Someone's coming!
Look in this house, look in the house.
I'm gonna pincer with you, P. I'm pincering.
I don't have anymore heals, I don't have anymore heals.
I'm half out of them, I'm half out of them.
I'm gonna double kill, I'm in!
Group one, team good work!
Oh shit.
Uh-oh.
Be good, be good.
I'm gonna kill him!
I'm gonna kill him!
I'm gonna kill him!
Uh-oh.
Do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Hey, what is this? We adrenaline, man. What's an adrenaline bed?
If I had a guess, it gives you adrenaline.
Really?
Shut up.
You shut your own mouth.
Just to talk about you shut your mouth right now.
Whoa.
I need these guys to go some front of me, bro.
All right
It's so weird
You guys own in the zone right now or what yeah, we're in the
I'm getting shot by some stupid stuff
Oh, oh, there's two means our bad guys bad guys southwest southwest they're about to push up
Oh god!
Yo!
What? What? What?
Oh no!
Okay, God bless. God bless.
I got too much, I got too much to provide you, okay?
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
No, I got this shit, I got this shit.
What? Are you already dead again?
Did you just de-fame it a live man, you dumbass?
Did you just de-fame it a live man?
Oh, everyone's being assassinated.
It's dying.
Boys, hold the line!
Get to a friend, find a friend!
Alright, boys, we've seen them, guys!
I'm gonna stop them from killing fucking anyone, bro.
On me, brother!
Judge!
Anubis, do you hear me?
Where is he boys?
He's no longer here. He's no longer here. I don't know
You see this window that I've been right now, but I don't see no boy. I see no boy
What oh my god, I'm the last red alive bro. It's over
What was that?
if you can hear me give up and respond to go to zone
I'm going to get you
it's okay
say
say
I'm going to get you
take your time
take your time boss
no rush no rush
I don't know where that guy came from.
That guy means a business.
I believe the acronym was in the house.
I think he's going to get the wall right now.
I've got something in my backpack that can revive me.
I got like that thingy.
I can hear your catalyst hands rubbing against each other.
This seems special moment for me.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Seize!
Thank you, boys!
Thank you, brothers!
Now we fight!
Now we take down those dirty greens!
Muckin'.
What if we're gonna drill in to see if you get any health?
I
You know what that was I did a lot that life I did a lot that life inside of put it's rest I
I did a lot that life. I gave it my all. I gave it my all. It's on to the next one. It's on to the next one
Which the green numbers are great, but we don't have any reds inside that so we gotta move
Okay, this guy's not very kind
Can I get a better gun a
Bow
We're gonna do with a bow
You guys, we still knew I was in there. Wow. I thought I was gonna be a little more slick than that
Yeah, I don't know back to the mp9 guys. Yeah, I was kind of cooking
Yeah, we do
Got to be careful out there gotta be careful
Oh, gotta be careful out there, but that's okay.
That's okay.
You live and you learn.
What have you learned out there today, you think?
I learned that I died.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And it kind of hurt, and I died.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting.
Get a couple goodies here
What you got helicopter actually does he mean do we have that spotting fee or no, I think we do
This bigger backpack is way cooler you're getting a ton of stuff in here what level will you get that up? I don't know
I've got bombs. I got mags. I got revived these. I've got bandages. This is huge
I'm getting attached to something I a.k. Now though. That's nice
This ice did you deploy me? I'm a $8,000 kid. Uh, no, I haven't deployed yet. I'm not ready. Oh, this is all this
This is nice right here by the bigger hammer. No, I really I can't
Yeah, the point of the plane I'm going at the the team. Let's why now the red tower for the top for a tough
No, I don't I don't happen to be having an air gun
Are you?
Good luck with that!
Let's fly!
What, what, what?
I don't know where you are.
I don't care what you think.
I'm going to hit the button.
I'm going to hit the button.
I'm going to the top.
I'm going to the top.
I'm going to the top.
You gotta get to the zone, bro.
Are we in it?
No, I don't think so, but we're...
No, uh-uh.
It's right over here.
It says HC.
The hot zone.
I think that's in four.
Oh!
Yeah.
Oh, that's sad.
And then when you go anywhere, when you come in and see,
Seasy that's cool zone
Yeah
Well, yeah, but I had some shots of me and we might will kill these greens
Come on. We actually did that red guy's over here
These were right here, right? Oh my god. Oh
It's kind of peaceful.
I'll be right there. I'll be right there. Don't you worry, boss.
Okay, okay.
Got one more. Got one more.
I need to pack another bag. I don't have any more ammo.
What? A moment!
What was that, Mr. Jam? I'll be right there, boss. Don't you worry. I'll be right there.
Yeah, I'm chilling.
Yeah, you just hang about.
I'm coming right now boys.
I hear a cop.
All right.
I need one more.
Oh, can I sit here?
I think I have a rabbit.
Yeah.
It's like slowly leading out.
I see you, level.
I think I'm a rabbit, yeah.
That's like slowly leading out.
Oh, there's a little!
Yes!
The hell did you guys talk about?
Oh.
See a wave of red coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's going to be eight of me.
Oh, my God, hold on, please.
I'm out of ammo though.
Yeah, I'm gonna back it back, I'm gonna back it back.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I have no ammo.
Oh god, knock it!
We need a looting gun.
We need a looting gun.
Don't you worry, Tim.
I'm gonna go get you, Marsha!
Don't you worry!
Don't you worry!
Marsha, you gotta kill 100 more guys.
One second!
I'll be right there!
Yeah, got a problem.
here's a guy five years and I'm still in three quarters over here so awesome a
newbis is rising yes oh yeah what's a reaction for us oh wait I'm packing a
quick back up the other day was it a newbis died
No, no, no, no!
Uh, uh, north, north, north!
I have to, bro. He saved me.
I'm gonna show up behind me, alright guys?
I'm gonna spot him!
I'm getting the nuke, what the fuck?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah.
What?
You knew this?
You need us!
He's gotta be saying it, bro.
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Oh, Nikola, Nikola, Nikola!
Look at it!
Where are you?
I'm some kind of vent over here.
There's a guy through the south,
South, South down the hill!
Look at my defense, he's hurt, he's hurt!
Oh, on your left, P, on your left. I just got shot from your left.
I give that it?
How is that gonna get? What the hell?
Three more, three more, three more guys are at me, three more guys are at me!
I'm dead?
You're dead?
Oh god, oh god, oh god!
I
and there was a hot
where did me
where did
where are we at
where are we at
I see I'm in the building
oh you aren't even there
no yeah I'm back I'm back
here we're coming up
back I'm back I'm back
I'm back I'm back
we're dead
I
Know what we did
That's good
I need one nine by nineteen
You see me nine by nineteen ammo
Go go go
This guy's got ammo for you
I'm coming barge I'm coming
Right here right here right here. Oh, yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Oh, yeah, no problem. That's me. That's definitely me. We're having you by the way
Thank you, Carmen. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
I think there's diapers to the south
I'm going in
God
Impressive for auto load
What?
No one got one. Oh, I think it was just good to have to be there
Oh, another one got another one. I'm low I'm low
Oh, we need to start to get started.
This might be it for me, boys.
This might be it for me, boys.
Oh, God.
Damn.
We're packing.
Oh, one's on the floor.
We're packing.
We're packing.
We're packing.
I got it.
I got it.
We're packing.
I've got the yellow loach.
Oh.
It's not like far southeast Sniffin.
Is it moving towards me?
Yep, yep, they're just standing there, standing right there.
I'm hurt, I'm hurt, are you not?
Is he on this back wall?
I don't know, I used to that voice.
I'm right across the road.
The broad cage!
There he is!
He's on the wall, I got one of them out of the wall, and then I got shot in the elbow.
First, I'll put a safe on the next door, I'll put a safe on the next door.
I'll be on the right side, that's the only way I can describe him, bro.
Down there, there's two of them.
I see them, I see them.
There's two of them, there's two of them.
Oh no!
Hit him a little bit!
We're dead, we're dead!
Oh no, we're dead, you're dead!
Oh no, oh no!
Meagle, Meagle, Meagle!
Nooooo!
No!
Nooooo!
I was on fire!
I was cooking in that kitchen on step Ramsey in this bed!
I can't even get the recount level 5, how do you even level up a recount?
fucking quack
Take a little peep at the old leaderboard
Let's just say
You let me check I'm sure you're right there
Maybe like second place boss me third if you have to rough it's gotta be it's got to be kind of close
FEC here
You mind
You want to actually
You're 27 place that's not bad at all
Game boss much had fun just stream snipers made him quit for the day
I'll have it a lot of fun without these
Cold base in this game. I mean in other games. It's bad, but at this game. Oh, I don't even know what you'll do about it
I don't even know what you do about something like that. I
Don't even know what you do. That's something like that the game like this
Uh pd. You want a flower deploy over? Uh, let's fly. Let's fly
I have a sniper this time p. I'm trying it
You see him his favorite cuck
You're my favorite cock. Oh, thank you. Hee hee hee.
Well, the vendor said I was his favorite cock. Oh.
That's very kind. It's very kind. Is there a bullet drop in this game?
I think there's damage falloff. There's definitely bullet drop, but I think there's also damage
falloff, too. It's really bad. Oh, yeah.
A hopping boy's up, buddy! I think Karma's already going over.
You guys ever have an admin fly throughout the line?
I don't know how this is gonna go Pete. Oh, yeah, I guess we could do that
You couldn't do that
You don't lock me, sir. Oh
Hey, oh, yeah, I got you you go boss you go. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, I see my brother just came up with a really good point
We could have you know these are runoff servers
You have our own server that we play on whatever we play and then we just have like maybe like an oven of each
or a mod of each of our sets, be an admin in that server.
How would that work, and what do you mean?
Like, you know how like, every game,
every place I hear is on servers?
Yeah.
We would have, like, we would start our own servers,
we host it, right?
And then it would just be like,
on the main menu, just like every other server.
But we have admins on our server,
they could like fly around and ban people.
Yeah, we basically get like a section of the game ourselves, but it's still a publicly listed.
That's a good idea. That's a really good idea.
It's not a bad idea.
Yeah, and then since we play on that all the time, when people get banned, they don't get banned from the whole game. They just get banned from that server. Boom, everybody wins.
Yeah, be sweet.
That's a great idea. Good thinking, boss. Good thinking.
Where are you parking me, P?
We're going right from the hot dog.
We're going right from the hot dog.
You gotta be a good spot for my sniper.
Wait, I'm on my sniper, it's 556.
Yeah, it's pretty poof.
It's 8 feet, 556 are regular.
It's an FMJ.
Yeah, you're gonna die.
You're gonna die a horrible death.
A horrible violent fiery death.
Hell, they're still gonna give it my all.
I'll put this on this Hoosie-Doozie, yeah?
Okay. I can't really see the chair.
All right!
Yeah.
Here we go. Hop on out of my...
I think my kid was $6,000, so it's actually set up.
Oh.
Is there anyone here?
Oh!
Hmm...
Interesting...
Very interesting.
I...
My kit was like nine dusts.
All right, let's kill ourselves and head on back.
I just lost $21,000 barely for killing all you guys.
Fantastic, fantastic.
A sweet life, a sweet victory.
That's just a sign that, um...
We should do it again.
Okay, I was gonna say I'm not supposed to snipe,
but yeah, let's try again.
How do I buy better ammo there's better ammo for this? I found the guy with better ammo, but I don't know how to get it
Flesh piercing wait flesh damage HP is what it's called that one sucks to one of the chest with no armor on oh
So I you have to literally buy okay, I sell this back to a landing in the same exact spot to
No yielding we are not yielding we are showing nobody
I gotta get rid of this hang on. I'm almost there. I'm cooking hold on and then I buy just take a truck
this
Repairing to separate category
separate
The cat the category separate. I have it now HP. I have it
No, I'm gonna chop helicopter helicopter. I'm redeeming the card
You hear I'm bouncing
fat that guy's behind us my right other guys on the helicopter
fucking look at me Baldwin
what you say to me was that disrespecting your pilot
I will ram this thing in the side of a mountain pile
I'm not sure.
Shut up, kids.
You hear what he just said?
I did.
Oh, you shut up.
Yeah, Pete.
Piece of crap.
He told you to shut up.
No, he said, please don't crash to see again, please.
Oh, God.
I'm just a quick place out for us.
Hey, Baldwin.
You ever see the barrel roll?
See!
I'm not gonna let you do that.
I'm not gonna let you do that.
I'm not gonna let you do that.
I'm not gonna let you do that.
I'm not gonna let you do that.
I'm not gonna let you do that.
I can't really laugh or make fun of him because I can't fly these things at all.
Yeah.
Thank God those wires are fast through, holy crap.
Hahaha.
Oh, shit.
Right to the odd, Joe, boys.
We're laying right with that guy's two nuts.
You see him?
I'm not sure.
I hit the spot.
Yeah.
I put his down right at the top of the boys right at the top of them.
Okay, he's got a minigun or something.
I'm gonna put his down below, I'll put his down below.
I think it's that thing.
That is an automatic minigun.
Baldwin's gonna be pissed.
Baldwin, can you believe this guy's got a bomb?
Baldwin, Tim was reaching over and giving me a head job.
It distracted the pilot. He already knew that there's no cell phones
and there's no head job for the pilot. I told him before we took off that was not
my fault. Talk to Tim if you want to find out who's responsible for this crash.
Alright, kill ourselves.
Okay, this is ridiculous. Okay, one more time.
put your faith in me put your faith in me put it in me okay
but i put it in you let's go fantastic fantastic
the god is the voice
pilot needs to stop shrinking that reminds me i'm gonna go to the city
you should be okay see we went see see we went see i'm gonna i'm gonna go one more i'm just gonna
I'm sure I'm gonna click one of them.
I'm falling back! I haven't had my pirates yet!
Can you let me in, sir?
What'd you think?
Sir?
Sir?
Get off!
I think I had a treat.
Hang on a second guys, he's getting alcohol!
No, I want to go home and get rid of those words from the pilot.
I'm back! I'm back! Hold on, now!
I've got to get that lock...
you
you
you
you
you
What's with the ball?
Steady!
Get out of the way!
I can read your butt!
Bring him back, son of a-
Get out of the way!
Once we take that castle, we take that castle, we disable that gun!
Gun soldiers!
It looks like it's heavily fortified. Those are the building walls.
It's gonna be a challenge! It's gonna be a challenge right here boys!
Locked in.
Locked in.
Some say there's two towers.
Fuckin' Rigo!
You hit me with a car earlier!
Are we sure they're even on that?
How set?
How do you get in?
I don't know.
I don't want to wall off.
Oh, they've fortified this. Shit out of this.
They've fortified it. Fuck out of it. You got a hammer?
We have we have to disable that
You gotta fight away. We gotta fight away. These guys are russians or something
What in the fuck this page is on to the teeth
Yes, he for oh wait come over here. Come over here. We jump over
That's it. Yeah
We go to shut the fuck up. It's just over mission
We just go straight up
You're right in front of me. I can see my gun. You got to see my gun. It's imperative to the mission force
He's camping the shack
Almost the top we're moving up
That rail we're fucking not bad. Yeah, I know I come to the roof. I could have one on the roof
Okay, that's good. There's a guy down here
We go we got this table this guy to a step. How do we disable it?
This guy needs to go down and revive to the tap man and mr. And mr. Who's he a lot?
She's a comma. You know what I mean? You go down there and revive to the tap in common. They're down there
You see that?
I'm seeing a guy down to help you guys. I'm seeing you guys down.
I can't leave.
Got him. Got him. Got him. Got him.
Where's the control unit?
These guys gotta be rough scammers, bro. I won't be told otherwise.
Where's the control unit?
Woo! Woo!
If you give up, you're more coming up right now.
More coming up.
He's bottom of the stairs.
We can see him.
He's coming up the stairs.
He just got killed.
He just killed himself.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
All right.
We all have done it.
We all have done it.
We all have done it.
Good try, everybody.
Good work.
I really liked the part where I went and killed everyone,
and then you guys were sunbathing.
It's a lovely day.
The sun is bright.
Time to get a little tan.
You left us down there.
Oh, I left you down.
I see that castle.
I crave that castle.
I took their flag down and I rose the green one.
Or a red one or whatever we're on.
The blues now can't speak boys.
We don't have blue to it.
This guy's done.
Maybe they're giving it their all last second win, bro.
Oh, no, no.
It's not worth it then.
They should give up.
They should give up.
I'd follow me boys follow me gang
But he actually might have a chance where this in blue can keep green off of that for a second
Yeah, that's not good
Boy, if you get the hot dog ASAP boys, green's got three points. Don't win!
Get us an ASAP!
I should have just teleported
I'm stupid
I'm an evil doer
Oh, it is it is close
And boys I don't overbeat this yeah, I'm green yeah, I think we're gonna win
We have to land right the hot zone kill like five greens immediately mouth rip
Yeah, oh my goodness. Oh
Boy, how did we lose it? How did we lose it?
We have to get we have to capture where those those towers and try to circle the eyes
We have no idea how to do it well. I think we have a large hammer. You see we have a large hammer yet
I think
You didn't crash this twice in a row. There's some truth to that
that. I wouldn't try my best.
It's okay, man. It's okay. It's okay.
We gave it all. That's all we can do. That's all. That's all that can be
asked of us. That can all that's all that can be asked of us.
You get a drill site icon, not the fob. We do I need the large hammer or not?
drag the circle to one of the towers I need to go I have to leave what I have
to leave I was on like really early this morning I have to go Tim it's only 6 30
p.m. CT on a Friday what are you 95 years old you know I don't know if you
know these but you go hook your catheter up and your CPAP machine
It's 6.30! It is 6.30 PM!
I have to go, bro.
Holy crap, someone choose your food for you before you eat and don't you?
You can't be mad at me! I was the last one standing, okay?
That's true. That's true.
That's left.
Well, not last for Karmus, but still here.
But that is Hunch and Nick all left before me.
And I wasn't even supposed to be here.
That's true.
Do you mean like today that's supposed to be here?
Like, you never supposed to be born.
Like today I supposed to be born I think so
Jesus no it was fun. I didn't enjoy my time, but I do have to go. I have a good one Tim. I'm going to buy buy buy buy buy
Yeah, mmm, why you could get to the lobby? I
Don't know I've all closed it
Trout
Summit a BB rogue
Let me hold on comment.
Yeah, I actually don't want a full five man again because everybody just muted up and it was like kind of AIDS.
Yeah, you're talking about your job.
Let's let me get.
Let me get whatever the fuck you want.
But
it's round.
Fun time.
Do you like Mr. Shroud?
Yeah, I ain't played with them in a minute.
Is he playing with anybody?
Is Shroud playing with anybody?
I don't know.
He is? Let me see if he's playing with anybody. Let me take a peek. Let me take a little peek.
Let me see here. Let me see.
Well, you went crazy that last game. Thank you a lot of money. Yeah, I was all in one life
I got like 15 kills in one night. It was crazy
Do we like a chat in here travel you can type the server otherwise it's gonna get
Yeah, you know who's that guy who's that guy's voice which route?
Who's it go in who's it this one? It's filling up right now. We see you. I don't know I can't tell
Oh, Zach re-out. It's Zach re-out. Um, I
I put it in
Let me give him a quick jingle
Let me give him a quick jingle
I'm gonna give him a quick jingle
One moment
Big jingle
Quick jingle
Oh, it's just shrouded just shrouded. Oh, wait, wait, wait, do you have there's five people? Wait, there's seven people in that discord. Holy crap.
What does what are we in right now? M fam? Wait, hold up. How do I get back? Yeah, we're in there.
Uh, I don't know how to get back here. What do you say?
Fuck looks like a 300 Spartan.
Three under smart. What's a 300 Spartan? 300 Spartan.
Oh, oh, wait, I see it. I see it. I see it. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna join that one. I'll be right back. I'll be right back
Yeah, yeah
What's gonna happen to mr. Strat we're gonna hop into mr. Strat let's see what she would be stroud is
Mr. Strat
Hello, so sorry I'm trying to land a bird so sorry no worries leave all your friends
complete with us who said that would you like to join I the server just came up so you might
be able to get in there's like any of you guys playing yep yeah of course we're all
I'll be right back. I'm gonna go consider eight to a lot of guys. Thank you for the invite, Mrs. Radd. I'm gonna go talk with the council.
I'll be right back. Godspeed, boys. Godspeed. Eight people might be too much. Eight people might be a little too much for my liking.
I I like to keep the the lobbies nice and small.
We go back to Mr.
Carbott and see here.
Mr. Carbott, where is that server at?
Oh, Mr. Carbott, he's got eight fucking guys.
Eight guys. Yeah.
Yeah. So I don't know about guys.
I don't know about that.
Let me let me get Mr. gimmick. Let me get this. I think gimmick
Texty you look around. I'm gonna go take a piss real quick. Yeah, you take that pee pee. Yeah, you get that pee pee
Fucking tiny
Yeah, I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call me. I should wait. It's giving play right now
Hold on. Let me see here
gimmick
Wait, hold on wait
Wait, he's not playing
Let me see my column. Let me see my column. Let me see my column. Let me see my column quickly.
Lot of good options. Lot of good options. Mr. Sabbath, there's a lot of good options. Oh,
hey, Mr. Goodie, how you doing? Oh, it's doing that thing again. I can hear you.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
Them old hands, some it's not old, he's just,
he's 50 years young.
He's still got that childlike whimsy,
that childlike spirit.
Hello Mr. Gimmick, how are you good sir?
You can hear me, you can hear me?
I can hear you now, yeah.
Oh, I think I figured out why he's doing that.
Okay, yeah, I'm literally, I'm gonna be, are you playing?
Wait, what?
I'm gonna go live in like 10 minutes.
Wait, is Summit 27?
27 years old, Summit 1G?
Yes.
Do you know the amount of cigarettes?
Okay, I love Summit.
I don't wanna come across as rude.
I'm one of my top streamers of all time,
but you know how much cigarettes you'd have to smoke
or that man to be 27 years old?
I would imagine a couple packs a day.
A couple Malboro longs, a couple Malboro longs.
I'm getting word he's 39 or 47.
What are the two?
Okay, now we're going too high.
Okay, 47.
You don't have any cigarettes you'd not have to smoke.
You have to reverse smoke.
You don't have any cigarettes
you'd have to pull out of, yeah.
Exactly
I guess he was late late 30s late 30s is my is my guess
I mean where he's 39. Yeah 39 Google says 39
Well, you have a Google 39 every time I Google anything about a streamer
It's always just so wrong and it's off the fucking chart wrong. It's not even close
Anytime anything you want to know about a streamer. I've Googled it
I'm a little more and I know because I'll Google I'm Google myself. It's just the wrongest
It's I would like the same ballpark
Yeah
Google's been saying I have five hundred million dollars my bank account since I had 1000 viewers
Yes, yes upon my first month of streaming I got five hundred million dollars like one does like one
Don't they got like half that well
Yeah, I'll tell you, bro.
Guys, listen, 250 minutes.
What an idiot.
What an idiot you are.
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
You're honest.
Get out.
Get it out!
Oh, okay.
Get it out!
I'll see you later.
That's right.
You don't deserve to be here.
You deserve to be alive in the game of course.
What?
Listen, we're going to play with Karma.
He's a cock-of-duty Blackcocks legend.
Okay?
Okay, love it, love it.
So I don't really know how to get us all the same chat.
But I say you, me, and him, we rip some war dogs.
All right, little three man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.
I'm literally, I'm like five minutes out
from starting, starting to stream them.
Just, I'm getting some, some hype.
I'm gonna see you invite the server,
just join it up, okay?
Okay, all right.
Oh, I already got the game.
Yeah, yeah, send me an invite.
Oh, so let me see if I can.
Uh, yes, we, yes, I can.
All right.
All right.
I'll see you to say it.
Turn it up.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Mr.
Karma.
I got our third.
It's Mr.
Gimmick.
Okay.
Okay.
Better than Cod and Tarkov.
Oh, I don't think it's really in the same category as him.
It's what was it?
Extraction.
I don't know what this is actually what is this yeah, we went to a game is this we're going to game is this
Yeah, fourth in some way
I'm trying to keep the team size small besides brawlers you'll be better free to move them in here
Why I was able to send an invite so I was you have some type of pervs
Okay, I'll keep my dm open just case he texted me and says he can't join
They'll join up. We'll join up. We'll join up in a game
um
Capture the flag oh it's capture. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's king of the hell. That's what the category is
That's not a category. That's a game mode. We come at what time the game is this?
this. Dude, honestly, I got no fucking idea. I think it's like their own mode. Really? Yeah,
I think they, I think they took it from like Arma 3. Arma 3. It's like an old like modded
like mode. I mean, where this is a milsim, but I still think that's a category of game.
I think that's a subsection of a category. Like there's like MMORPGs, there's extraction
Shooters there's arcade. Yeah, I mean mill sim. It's probably a male step
But I think most of it's like a subcategory of the main game that we're trying to think of
Yeah
And oh, yeah, that's just an FVS. I don't know. I don't know what
Sincade
You the hell you but you know the hell is a game like mill simmy ish, but it's not like it's not crazy
These
Rollins rage baiting Keck dog a little more our Katie. Oh, dude. She got just got so rage baited
You guys got so rage made it. Did you hear me? I said question that I don't know the answer to
Oh, dude, no way. You just fell for that dude
There's definitely a way
Oh
What are you talking about that is the stupidest comment I've seen all day the whole day
Oh, I see him I can't drag him you drag him let me see
I can't drag him now.
You know what we're going to do instead?
I'm going to invite you to my server.
OK.
Can I go to your stream?
I can probably go to your stream and get it, right?
Obviously, I'm going to message it.
I just typed gg.
Now I'm going to add you as a friend.
Abby is a friend.
And then I just removed you as a friend.
Right?
So I'm going to press Invite.
And then type your name in.
with your ideas, right? Yeah, just that just that.
Here we go. Okay.
Right now we go and I'm going to text you. I can say to an
answer. Here we go. Yeah.
Here we go. I hop on it.
I joined the McDonald's with everybody behind we need to find me quickly right now before everybody hears me say this in Georgia
Oh
Good oh shit. Oh
You had one guy beat you thank God
The goodies all right. Okay. We're good. We're good now. He's made for me click all the rules man. He's like Fort Knox in there
You've had some problems with some
I will not say anything crazy. I promise. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you with a about giving all you do is wait for
Give it to read the message and he'll be right here
play the game already I thought about that wait a second let's sit here and
think about what that really means play the game already so in reality he's
asking about playing the game is that really hold on we're nearly 10 minutes
of rainstorm on this one guys oh you're in a game play in the fk channel cuz I
didn't have perp play the game yeah we can move game you want me to play okay
Hold on now. We're making fun of this tutorial required. Oh shit. Oh, you gotta do that. All right, you know what?
Thank you server. We should join a server. Yeah, join up join up
I got to start my stream take your time all if I have to join in next round
I'll just I'll just play around and quit early when you guys are done sounds good sounds good
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do a random one
Because I don't have you to see I
You won't be able to oh shit to be afraid good. Um, this is a whole asshole. There's a whole
It's not really ideal. He's my friend. Go there you go. Oh you got it? Oh
By the way, I love how on your friends list it tells you
How much profit or loss that friend is?
Yeah, I see uh, I see rogue here is at a minus nine thousand dollar loss for his current game. I
Think I have to send you a
He's on a $43,000 profit. He's doing pretty good.
Do we don't yab me? Oh, yeah, it says fail. It says fail. Yeah, I'm sending you mine. Okay. I
Think it's that
I
Okay
My thing is not really working either this is fantastic what a sweet piece is wait wait here
It's just me said I just said to you. Okay
Let's say worst case just mess me on discord which thing
Hey, I'm not wait. I got you. I got you. There was okay. There we go. All right now. We're friends. All right now
You join up on me are here. We go here. We go. I'm selecting a server
We're going right where the fuck are you what do you where am I we mean do you like you're okay try joining join
Wait, oh, no, which I'm looking we all the service are full
Hey, hold on. I'm joining right
Yeah, right. I join it up. Wait. Oh, no, wait actually. I'm gonna kill. How am I to kill?
You the ship is like basically empty. How is it way hold on how am I to queue?
Has anyone joined off you yet when we were doing it are you joining off people? I was joining other people because
Well, I don't know if it's gonna work with yours, but we'll say
Because you know you're like blue, you know instead of green. Oh you're blue, too
I don't know I don't
I don't know we just try to get in there
I'm gonna queue to join a server that's not even close to being full
We go to this one instead it was going on I'm in position wait
They're on the game. Yeah, I'm joining a server right now, but it has me in a queue for a server that's not even full
Hey fuck this.
Why are the kickies out of the game.
Probably go right here.
I'm going this one.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Now you join, now you join.
Wait a minute, send me on Discord.
What server you joined.
Do you know the number?
I have no idea.
Oh, God.
Join blue, join blue.
Join blue, join blue, join blue, join blue, join blue.
Wait, I'm in.
You're blue on steam.
I'm still blue on steam?
You're still blue on steam.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, but wait guys, how do I, I know what that is.
It's the steam.
You go to the steam, is the steam,
I go to the steam and I like,
I let friends see my activity or something.
Or maybe.
Oh, I think I know which one you're in.
I'm taking a guess.
Okay, okay, all right.
Let me see, let me see if I can see it.
Oh wait, I'm testing, I'm testing, I'm testing this one, this one.
Oh, you can see it?
Yeah, I can see it, I can see it.
There you go.
Oh, I turned the wrong one.
Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
That's the one, that's the one I'm in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, it is filled up fast, boss.
I bet it is.
It is filled up fast.
What color?
What color?
Blue, blue, blue, blue.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, it's in Steve Primer, she's saying.
It's so fast.
I'm here.
Oh, she's totally done.
What what what Mr. Hot Pucket what what?
Okay, I'm in I'm in wait.
The entire team knows what server that is now.
We have we have you guys see it.
Did I leak it?
Did I leak it?
Did I leak it?
I need nothing.
Did I leak it?
You have squad?
No, are you on my team?
Yeah, blue blue blue.
I'm starting a squad.
You know, I'm down to one.
We have a whole clan.
Yeah.
There it is.
There we go.
All right, now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
Oh, Mr. Frosty-Koomo, and Mr. Zanko.
Is it a star?
I think it's a boy, good man.
It's a star.
Don't I'm bad.
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
Hey, yeah, Edwin, we'll just turn it up to the thing.
Hopefully, we can free up a star for him.
Yeah.
OK, I can't get to the gentleman.
Quick.
Oh.
OK.
Which gun did you have before, Pina, Pee-Pee?
The AMP9 is a demon.
It's a demon.
AMP9.
It's just like, oh yeah, I got the 30 round, oh my god, I lost him, I lost him.
Oh my goodness.
Where's that gun?
I don't even see it.
Oh, I see.
It's a huge one.
It's a huge 30 round mags.
That's what we've been looking for.
We're going to be twice as deadly.
You need those 30 round mags.
I don't think I'm going to log.
Yeah, probably not.
Oh, it's nice.
Oh, it's nice.
Nice.
Let me try the other guy.
Little shoppin' shoppin'.
Little shoppin' shoppin'.
I still can't get the large hammer. I need support level 7.
Maybe I'll level up some more.
What are you gonna do with that thing?
I'm gonna build the thing that sucks in the big.
okay I need money I can get level 2
armors and shit we need a win why is my
kids are cheap actually to get armor
it's $6,000 I thought I bought this
kitty last round it was like 9,000 I
miss him up oh I'm sorry there we go
I
Big boys up big brothers
God take down these dirty reds of these disgusting dreams. Have you like packed your mags at all yet?
They've even got to a point where you've done that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I killed 50 people in my life. I understand. Yeah
Are you a kick someone out? Oh?
Oh, there we go. He's so nice. He's very hot man. Very kind man. He is
I just don't think you can do that because he came back.
Let's run!
I'm about to clunk. I'm about to clunk. Those thirty-five magazines are exactly eight.
We're about to- this is actually-
This is actually four.
Fuck it in, boys.
At least one clean landing peanut. Just one.
Of course, of course. We're going right to the hot tub and taking us down.
It's gonna be easy.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Well, how do you level up in supports
like get the large cameras?
You know that?
Yeah, you got MP.
I'm trying PP.
You see MPP is good.
He's just not working.
Any time PP?
Wait.
No, I haven't.
Why have an X on my void?
What happened?
Now when I hold down V to void,
it has an X on it.
Your keyboard died?
No, I...
What the hell?
Did I get...
Wait, I got a calm man?
Wait, me too! I am red.
Okay, okay, we're not coming in. Okay, we're not coming in, we're not coming in.
Okay, that's gotta be a glimpse, that's gotta be a glimpse, that's gotta be a glimpse.
Unlocking it! Unlocking it!
Damn it, dude, I don't even wanna play the game without it, it's like half the game.
Come on, be strong, be strong.
Oh, they're Rabilas.
What, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
Would you take the tower or would you take the tower, yeah?
I mean, fuck it, no.
Oh, one more behind the truck, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
Oh shit, I gotta kill him with the helicopters!
Oh, wait, no, I know, I can't be running out there.
Help!
Help me, please, God!
I have no bullets.
Oh, oh, we're all dead.
I
Laugh boys that laugh it listen we came in there and and we we we gave it all
We're about there was a clean landing though. It was a clean landing
Let's give it another shot
I
Got my boys in that right. You still got money for another one. I got money for another one
I gotta be I hope you give me pleasure this this life. I gotta live we gotta kill like 10 people
All right, what fucking naked after this peanut?
I've been boys up on the wrong side. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
This is a British helicopter
You ready wait coming on in we all the letters a little bit safer. I'm gonna let us
72 y 78 eggs
Yeah, I like that. That's a good spot.
Nice and easy now, nice and easy.
I got a little bit more expendable cash, but I gotta stop winning here.
I'm gonna go from pretty quick.
Me and the soup kitchen live for the two of us.
He down to nine.
Oh, bitch.
Oh
Do you want me to come and we'll get rich is ready? Oh, do you worry boys?
What color we well?
We're blue blue blue guys
You know what I haven't seen one racist thing in chat this whole time in the game change about
Things you'll break it. This is a good day
the same with other boy I know I'm actually really bad like why do I hear
again look
guys you be able to fix that without reserving
maybe too close there's no friendlies there no fellas you know fellas here
I
down with the upper part
guys guys guys guys
someone else is shooting here
where is this bitch out
someone just broke glass
im looting i need bullets
this guy is a fucking shotgun
where is this
this guy is out got all the wrong guns
there we go to the x-milly
down
downstairs
Listen, I don't have many bullets.
You grab one for the camp?
I wouldn't work.
It wouldn't work.
Oh, they pushed it, they pushed it, they pushed it.
I'm sorry.
I said the window.
You may go to the front.
Oh.
Got one across.
Oh, what the?
That way.
Yeah.
I do that too.
Nice.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm going in, I'm going in.
I'm three, I'm three.
I'm going in!
Are you left?
I'm four.
I'm behind middle.
He's right behind me, peanuts, you're right.
He's pushing you.
I'm a jinx.
Come on, come on, I got the best run, I got the best run.
I got too much.
There's much, there's much.
Pump beats can take it, you pump beats can take it.
Good shot, good shot.
Honestly, don't hear anything.
You might have killed everybody.
above us. I should pack it up. We should pack it. Yeah. You good? You good? I don't
know where this guy is. He's watch out. He's watch out. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come
in. Come in. Judge. He's right above me. He ran up. He ran up, I think. He should
I don't know what floor is on maybe this one
Peanut what did you DM me? I don't understand. I don't understand that's your Russian sleep rage at code wake up
Kill the mayor
Kill the mayor of whatever town you're in in the game, of course
No, this is your duty. This is your duty. You're giving side of your real name. It's classic
Converstrova. Oh my God. You may be too deep. You may be in too deep. I don't even know
if you remember that. You may have gotten too deep.
She was so crazy. She was over there. Is everybody in the building? Are we going
to the top? I think we're safe.
I
They might have dropped him with heli
Pretend pretend I hear that. I hear the heli. Yeah, I'm gonna let you go right
Oh shit vehicle destroy says
Is there a way to see what's your view guys or not?
I assume it's cool, but I just want to give it a shot.
That's right.
That's the server I sent you.
But aren't you?
We'll see that.
Dune's very far.
We're going to have to restart anyway, because our point
is disabled for some reason.
We should go now?
Yeah, honestly, we're fine since we start now.
Yeah, that's why I got here.
While the game is still starting.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Is there a queue still?
We'll be able to get back in.
We just have to find another one probably.
No, it's about the queue for the whole game.
Oh, oh.
Nah, there's no way, right?
It won't fix it. VoIP is...
Oh, VoIP is down for everyone.
Oh.
That sucks. VoIP was like half the game.
You give it, you messed up, dude.
You messed up.
Oh, just...
Bad Heli on you, bad Heli on you, Lending.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
where you killed the guy when I died.
He landed right there.
There you go, guys.
Oh, ding, oh, ding, oh, ding, oh, ding, oh, ding, oh, ding, oh, ding, oh, ding, oh.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, word.
Word?
Someone in bum-fuck-nowhere, three towns over, just took my top off.
Okay, all right.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
I give again what I should do as the server.
You see that number, I think it's me.
Yeah, the same one from before.
Yeah, the same one I see just six and a half.
I don't even see that.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
They're going to deploy a bunch of servers.
It's a whole list.
And they'll have three digit numbers in each one.
Yeah, except I saw server initially
and they didn't go that high.
And now I don't see any server server.
Perfect.
It seems like the game is breaking out of the seams.
I'm very hesitant to leave any game.
Oh, you know what?
I probably need to increase my regions.
Ooh, per chance, per baby.
Let me, I gotta restart.
Oh my God, the InfoJet building, the InfoJet building.
A lot of enemies, a lot of enemies.
Not my bullets.
Where you at, coming, where you at?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm not there.
I
The
I'm holding down. I'm holding down. I don't know how long I can hold it though. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Get back to your position.
And then push them up, and then push out of here.
Lock the front door.
Lock it, boys.
Lock it!
Hold the line!
Hold the line!
How's that gonna end?
Oh
Not bots these are not bots
I know it may look like it because I'm taking them down by the droves
But this this game has so many people that the servers are crashing the VoIP is breaking at this
a Q to get in they don't need bots there is no bots
yeah even when I'm doing good mr. Kama even when I do good they can't so great
job mr. be oh mr. be that you did great fuck you guys fuck you all right I'm
in queue I'm in queue
yeah I'm coming back I had to buy my own elbow I'm not able about something
I'm taking care of a lot of them.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm getting shot from the guy next to me.
Oh my god.
I don't know how long I'm going to survive.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm low.
I'm low.
Okay.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
See you.
Sixteen hours saved at the ball-cursing factory.
That could be accurate. That could be accurate.
That it could be sitting on the couch with the PlayStation controller, smoking a cigarette,
and having a Miller light. That could be true, but they're not robots.
They are made of human matter.
They have souls.
I'm going to look for some time by night key.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna die. Oh god. Oh, yeah, I'm almost out of ammo.
Oh, god. Oh, god.
Oh, it's your car, but where you at, boss?
I'm here, I'm here, I just landed.
another one got another one oh i got like two shots left i can't hold them back any longer
come on
i have to loot i have to loot i have to wait for i gotta loot
are you good are you good are you still alive yeah i got you got you oh
shit that's alive oh crap i think that's alive
I
Got a little surprised me how I use that how I use able spice no idea
You should be yours magazine hold on with you
Yeah, I was nine by nineteen. Yeah, I'm excited when someone might be coming up
I'm gonna have to see what I got man.
Someone's nading.
Okay, good.
Like half of what magazine?
Who's a product lose?
unless they land on the roof you're telling but you're good I'm looking
And uh, but how do I use these ammosemites?
Do I have to use one of these?
No, no.
What's how do I use this?
How do I use this?
How do I use this?
How do I use this?
Oh, there's a battery.
How do I use this?
How do I use this?
Oh.
The hell is this?
Oh, requires five radius guns.
Ravious to use dammit. Okay. Nevermind. You just oh, oh shoot that side north side
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Don't worry
I think we've made yeah
Well, I'm not like I'm back in a half. I'm good to go. Let me go
I think there's someone sniping from the other building next to us as well.
I don't know about that.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
That guy's alive, I keep reading.
What's up, what's up?
There's someone shooting through the windows in the south.
Oh, through that window?
Oh, I just found a tunnel.
I just found a tunnel demo.
I just found that tunnel, let's see it.
Oh, store!
Now we're cooking boys now we're cooking
We're good good boys
What should I watch it?
Oh, someone just crossed a holly
Let's go push the other building. Let's take it. Let's take it over to the zone. We're in the zone right now
Oh my god, we are cooking. We're on fire right now
How we going
Yeah, what's we what's the automatic pack again? Wait, is it see or something? Oh
That's nice.
That's nice.
Oh, thanks, boys.
I don't see anything.
Push that side.
Push that side.
We have to take over that other building.
I think that's where they are.
It's all walled in.
Sure.
Let's do it.
You have to have a farm in there, I think.
George.
Can we take the farm?
Are we allowed to take this?
Yeah.
Hack it.
Hack it.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
hacking is really small
there's this alarm going off that can't be kept
watch it watch it watch it
there's got to have a shot
oh they go oh they go I gotta go inside
oh god you're on your own for a second
hey you left
where's the legs where's the right
quarters
three quarters
keep going keep going but you got this
guy up to my left
oh so much done
come on I'm on I'm on
wait two seconds
You can't do that. Oh, damn it. It's right here underneath.
Oh, it's going towards me. It's coming out.
Oh, no! I don't want to do this, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe to the right.
Oh, yeah. In the room. In the room. Right room.
Let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
He's, uh...
He's somewhere in the right room.
Move on, yeah?
He's gonna be right here.
Right, right, right, right.
Oh, it's moving.
He's up with these armor.
I'll kill this guy.
There's people around us.
I need something.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Yeah, you got a little jiu-jitsu?
A little bit of that jiu-jitsu.
Is that the unlimited?
Yeah, it seems like I stole from someone.
Oh, gosh.
seems like I stole from someone
all right now we ride and no bullets
oh George moved we see these boys are going to the job
I we can go like in one second I'm just back in this mag
touch it touch it hold on this one oh it's kind of fast
oh what do I got just died
Run!
Run!
Run!
Where are these people dying?
I think they're in the building above us.
I'm not even joking.
I think we're just coming from...
Is it inside?
Oh yeah, he got me.
Oh my god, that guy's right there.
Be careful, that guy's good.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'll give $50!
I forgot the points down.
That sucks.
It's like a X is like a Twitter post how long the woods gonna be down that size. I love the book this game
They said anything about it
You're not reviving me
You can fix it check this one really is that
Someone else here
He's to the right
He's not here. Where'd he go? He's under us cubby first floor
Are you the server you the server I'm halfway through the queue
about just playing on my own but it looks like maybe another seven minutes and I'll be in.
Ah that's nothing, that's nothing.
There's, I'm sixth in queue, I'm sixth in queue.
Oh that's nothing, that's nothing.
You'll be in Lickety Split receiving.
Lickety Split? Okay, alright.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ringle, ringle.
Where are these people shooting us from, Mr. Kama? I can't see nothing.
There's a guy, there's a guy himself.
I'll guide
You have to kill this that when you come out here this guy gonna be a pistol guy you're
right and snipered far left.
Oh, that's right.
What did you do?
What's that, sir?
Oh, I'll heal, I'll heal, I'll heal.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
50 dollars, 50 dollars, whatever you want.
No, 100 dollars, 100 dollars.
Oh, no, oh no.
50 dollars, 50 dollars, whatever you want.
$100 $100
We're on a crazy suit. We are like
I think everybody's dead. Oh, I'm on a 65k life. I don't want to lose this. I mean down with the
You keep it you keep it. You keep it. Why did I say that Jack? That's yours now.
Well, I don't know but I want to go for the
Oh, I see. I mean this guy this guy might do it.
Oh, and yeah, yeah, okay, so
That's pretty good. Yeah, okay. All right. I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. All right
You know what? All right, $65,000. That's that's the news going to be that's the news going to be right there
You see what I got new new upgrades
But that on
Wait hold on wait a war dog level 30 we will you see your war dog level? Oh, I'm a little 27. Holy crap
Yeah, I'm gonna have two or two armored helmet
I
Bonded
Now we might have made it out of there for it 100% 100%
Uh, convince me to show us mercy.
Are you in this helicopter with me?
Bald asshole.
Are you in this helicopter, Mr. Carbet?
I am, sir. Yeah, I'm in here.
I let ride!
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
We got 90,000 speckled dudes.
Uh, you look happy.
Actually, guys, who's the guy that said you could find out how to fix the VoIPA disk one?
How do you do it? How do you do it? I don't have time to look right at you. It's like a like a shagging or something
Two things you're saying
No score and press you twice for boy
You down for everybody I'm laying in some the hot job is coming
lock it out she fasty fasty fasty oh I passed it oh oh try to hide behind one of the other
guys we don't know the name of the
right here right if it's bad
hope hold on now
that was it
don't forget to tip your driver
you have the towers or something else
I think speedway there are two weeks for death
Yeah
You should be there
Yeah, okay, guys
What a ladder.
Eh!
Momma, Momma!
Is he up there?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, she got that!
We, we, we, uh, uh, oh!
It's a bomb!
Is this our bomb?
Oh, it's our bomb, it's our bomb.
Oh, I'm getting sniped from, uh, east, east on the hill.
Oh!
Shhh!
Christ!
Shhh!
Over there, somewhere.
Yup, I don't have a sniper.
I've only got an MP9.
Uh...
How much do the Parisians go?
I don't know if it's like that like the fortnight fortnight patients was
You can't fly over there!
FUCKIN' I'M GOING IN!
You got an instructor.
Oh wait, I don't have a machine.
Oh, that's weird.
Oh!
AHH!
Guys, what faction are you?
Mr. Cumber, thank you.
Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue!
Ooh.
Ah.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Well, I'll be against you guys.
I need you to sit there like click move on start so open job
Come on. Okay. All right
It takes longer than one minute. You just join on the TV out. I'm gonna go run this guy over. Thank you boy
I'll just do a little head non your virtual head down right there
I'm gonna push up push it out. I'm gonna get these neighbors
Oh
Was that
Mother savage about the savage. Oh, oh, I'm a shoe notice push up on them push them on them
Okay boys, I know where they went. You should be rather sit right here
We go
Okay, that's a bad guy. Helly that's back
I
Know I'm fucking I'm gonna do the hot dog. I'm gonna the hot dog. He's waiting right now. He's waiting. Oh, he read to do it horrible
Wait, I was really close will 35
Time to make a difference time to save the world
Oh
You make it
Don't die for me
I will die for you, Mr. Cobb! I'll be right there, brother!
Oh, gee worry, my boy. I'm coming to get you.
But, please, can take care of ya.
Ah, but, please, can take care of ya.
George!
He's still laying on me.
Still laying on me.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Oh, he was laying under the car,
looking directly at me.
Fantastic.
Oh, I'm getting dragged! I'm getting dragged!
You ready to kill yourself?
I did, I did. I'll come back, I'll come back.
Don't shoot, don't shoot.
Oh! Perfect.
What a sweep treat. What a sweep to like.
I'm putting up a $50 bribe.
No, $100 bribe!
I'm on the red team.
I'm just going to pull a stream up and do some light-tasting streams.
Of course, we're just giving it a push. Feel free.
Feel free. I'm going to go ahead and pull up your stream
and do some light teeth for the same time again as well.
Shit.
Oh, I was joking.
Uh, I was a joke.
I'll be leading the audience of the two teams
directly to your location at any given moment.
Oh, no.
We will devour you.
We will conquer your land.
No.
No, no, no, no.
I think we should get to that.
I smell your mom here.
There's two guys right next to us.
Oh, well, there's one guy right next to us.
Yep, I'm killing myself.
These guys are coming for me.
I'm dying, I'm dying.
You're switching to the red team?
Oh shit, I just created a new squad.
I'm an idiot.
Oh my God.
Oh wait, we can't.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, your red squad's losing now.
Oh
Well for now they are
Wait, let's wait, let's do the branch watching me turn around. Yeah
We're coming
Well, I get round boys return this bitch around
I'm on red literally and oh my god. I can't buy anything. All right, baby
We were going in nude and naked.
You give me, join my squad, where's my?
Press escape, go on the right side, where's my name,
press search button?
You see, Mr. Givick, you see?
I'm his buddy.
I left, run!
Mr. Givick, I am the best pilot.
You stop the Mississippi.
Yeah.
Oh, that's funny.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I hear you get just fun.
We're the orange guys look around look around
I'm gonna go to the place
and they got there they got there
Oh here's karma, oh perfect
Perfect, perfect, perfect
We're going right through the hot zone
Oh I'm coming
Oh I'm excited a new game
I'm being mistaken
I'm being mistaken
We're going in
I'm here I'm here
This is how it's gonna go
we're gonna kill every dirty blue and dirty green and we're gonna die for this land!
Ah yeah! For the red team!
I know we've only been on the red team for about 30 seconds but I feel a special bond with the rest of these soldiers.
Isn't it nice? It's nice.
The blue team always disrespected me. They would leave their bowls out in the mess hall.
They would make up their beds in the caverns.
It was a disorganized mess. The red team! The red team!
There's a bomb there. They cannot be broken.
Do you see that? Do you see up top? Look at the town up top left.
God saved the blue. Look. Look. They know that we've joined the red team.
And now they are begging! God to save them!
They are begging! God to save them!
There is no God here. I'm so confident that I'm gonna go mad with ammo and nothing else.
You and me
That's how confident I am it's all it's gonna take
Excellent, excellent it's gonna block and roll
It's gonna be very easy
A simple enchantment, elementary even
Elementary
I can use dead guys right? I can just build for their bodies
Beautiful
We'll look for a little backpack
We're going right to the high jump boys right here
Woo woo woo
I'm taking you into the thing of it.
I can't get it back.
There's people at this building.
Two members just stand up top.
They killed them, they killed them I think.
They got them?
I don't see any more two members up there.
Oh, right at one.
I don't think they're there.
I
Know we oh, yeah
We're sure that we're sure that we're getting boys we get oh my god
Yeah, guys as soon as we join our points double and seriously joint red red points down
That is the mind of CO team sexy
The raw power of shield team sexy
I've never been proud of a unit that I am today
Which bookings bottom why did you cross it over here? Oh, sorry, sorry
I am okay, okay
Okay, I'm okay.
There are two greets on the bottom floor.
I have two crossings on my screen.
I was trying to figure it out.
It was a puzzle.
I was trying to solve it and they interrupted me.
I'm back, I'm back.
This is ridiculous.
What about you?
Is there a shoulder shot?
I need some shoulder shot.
I don't think so, no.
Are you alive?
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Oh, back to my crossing. Thank God. Oh, thank goodness.
Locking. Oh. Oh, we're sure this open. I need to show the button to move. We have to get out of here.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, bub. Oh, you didn't. Yeah, I forgot. I forgot.
That's surely, surely, surely. Oh, okay. Surely this guy was it was the place. Well, yeah, I'll give him a little
this house oh bottom floor I got to give it don't you worry I got to give it
don't talk to my mind thank you you go watch you go I got these are those
I
Don't move this way boys as we guys we catch this building
They're giving up or something
I'm just dying up your arms at that point wait what did you not just hear shots of
here moving itself I heard him yeah oh you don't have a big gun either the
full blows how do you know I could have been first floor is clear maybe on the
Oh yeah, I found it! I found it! We're dead! We're dead!
Nice.
Oh, you're right there.
There was only one?
Good one, team!
Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!
Are you?
I don't know what that is.
Look around.
It's gotta be second floor. It's gotta be second floor.
Come down, come down, come down!
Other building is shooting at us.
What, we just left?
I think.
Fuck it, we gotta move anyways, the zone's moving, we gotta move, we gotta move
Bootjeans caption point right now
TO THE ZONE!
FAKE IT!
TO THE ZONE BOYS, TO THE ZONE!
Hey, there was a guy in the building up there being a-
A what?
Gotcha!
There's just another building over here we can capture
To hold the zone
What, is he reviving? I remember reviving upon us running
A what?
I
Think it was good. We're doing good. We're doing good. You see people with the son
Man, I'm in
Centaur is head back towards the building you were in earlier. There's a hundred percent people. We hear with this comment
I got a heal up I got a heal up he's right here he would have been pushing
him outside I'm pushing oh oh in our building he's pushed out my body got him
got one nice come on I don't have a faster five I don't have a faster
I mean give me good here to help me with this I had one you can lose me you
can lose me and steal it I'll cover you I'll cover you there was a guy
Across the other building
I'm reviving it. I'm reviving it. I'm just watching it. I'm bitching it.
I'm gonna do some massive healing and some massive packing.
Actually, like, what's coming?
It feels like I feel alive!
Oh, I forgot about the sea trick.
What's he doing?
Are you one of my guys walking?
What are you jumping?
Oh, that was our guy. There's a little down.
Oh, good. I'm full packed and full healed. I'm going to go.
People in the in the house in the southeast. Let's move. Let's move
Roger Roger
Just got an SK
Oh, you know how much one shot we all know is your dead person here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you need? Oh, I got help it. I'm good
But behind you I need oh
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, Mr. Karma, Mr. Karma!
There.
Give it down, keep the north east, keep the north east.
Give it up, give it up.
Give me the armor to come grab your game.
They're in our building now.
Okay, I have a...
You're a dead.
Oh, he's in the building.
He's in the back of the building.
He's hiding in the top.
Nice.
Yeah, you guys watch it much. You become a reviewer say it was a good comment. Oh, yeah, those guys
That's what you cover. Don't do it. Oh, please. Yeah, please. Yeah, but we see it. There's nothing to fear
We're gonna jump in time and they got to it down
What do they do to my boy out there?
Oh
To the window in the room across the hallway from you when I died
Oh, we're all down
Sit over we go covers up covers up. Oh, we got this you got this come on
I'm getting that deep in that if we can provide to the faster we would probably skip like
50% of these tests.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
All right.
I'm killing myself.
Don't worry boys.
Listen, we, when do I get that deep in my stomach?
That's what we need.
Dad.
Dad.
Don't worry boys, listen we, where do I get that Dfim map, Mr. Kama?
Not too many dads, what we need is a Dfim.
You want some mud?
Maddox give red jacks?
I bet, I piece of shit like a, play like a thousand months per rebound or something.
They file in a box.
Why is it always me you have to say hello?
Mr. Kama, where do you, where do you buy that Dfim jack?
Uh, you have to like unlock it though after like a while, you know?
You probably can't get them but wait wait wait you get the little ones though. You get the little ones uh items
Oh, wait, I have a lot I would like $50,000. Oh
Oh, that's that's expensive $1,600. Oh, they're in my third shot though
with the teeth oh you got those ones yeah how much how much charge is it one
d50 is it all 100 oh wait what you mean you just need a battery you get a
battery use you can keep using it like forever it felt like my never ran out
when I picked it up never ran out it was how many how many people I took it
per battery like you have the zappers I'm gonna bring one extra battery with
me then I'm gonna bring one battery in it one extra battery
Hmm you lose some some little some some
Little something something
Almost ready. Ah
Okay, I figured out figured out the buying I got it. I got it all this fantastic fantastic
We have got one battery in it, and one extra.
We're going back into the thick of it, we're going back into the block, back into the flame.
Yes. Yes. Flame course. The flame course.
Is it begin? Is it begin? Let's go! We're in! Run!
I'm assuming how you do out there, how many kills you get?
Must have been over a thousand. Must have been ten thousand maybe even.
Ah, kills? Yeah.
Someone of your stature
In all your glory the cool of where are we?
Russia, uh, no Russia China, we're trying out the cool of Russia slash China
Because I've heard tears of the cool of Russia such China. I already has three legs
Oh, yeah.
Like a spider.
Like a sp-
Like a spider that's been seen with five legs.
The five missing legs spider.
I heard they caught him.
Oh, my goodness.
Strikes me into the enemy's heart.
Oh, my God.
You should have heard him begging for mercy.
Oh, and I said no.
Oh, I said no.
So not right now.
I'm busy.
later I'll have to put until you into my schedule my Google
Collins in the Google calendar and yeah I don't use I'm pretty unfamiliar with
I can figure it out if he is.
Oh, we're getting locked up.
We're getting locked up.
I got to use pliers.
Got it, got it, guys.
Oh, my god!
Oh, lord, I'm going to be beaten.
I'll get more.
Anyway, I'm getting good.
Oh, sitters down.
I'm scared, bud.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
We have a guy coming to us.
What a guy coming.
What did we learn?
What did we learn?
I'm getting revived, I'm getting revived.
Hey, he's dead.
No worries, no worries, that was but a mere womap.
I think I used the flares a little too early.
Hey, that's what was going on there.
I think I pulled the flares, I think you should do it
not when it goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, but when it goes
beep!
Good job.
I need it.
save a loadout I assume so I don't have to do this shit every time. You best buy the last loadout in the bottom lap.
Oh, okay. Tray yourself. All right, hop in boys, hop in! We're going right back to that guy who beat the shit out of him.
No use for plans when they're locking up wait until it's, until they buy a poop. Now you know I think that
It's with the beep!
That's what you really want to hear, then.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, sorry, I forgot to unlock it. Is VoIP working again?
Well, let me try to reset the VoIP one more time.
I'm telling you, Mr. Gaming, the VoIP is the best part of this game.
It's Aussie. Yeah, without it, it's fucking.
I mean, comparison wise, I love the VoIP.
Oh, wait, wait, it's working again! It's working again!
This is, I got it.
It's working! How do you-
It is working.
Go to the scoreboard and press U, and then press U again.
Well, you know what probably everyone else in this game doesn't know to do that. Oh
Except for mr. Pancake mr. Pancake you made a serve your country
You know what probably 90% of the people in the server watching this team anyway, so I think they'll actually know
Nice press you the scoreboard press you and then press you again
You guys took off without me. It's all right. I'll meet you there. Oh
I'm in a Ford Explorer black Ford Explorer
Don't speed don't speed
I'll meet you on the battlefield.
You can't wait to see there in five to seven business days.
Oh, I don't do this time.
Oh, my God.
Now I hit it.
I put it down nice and easy.
I put it down nice and easy.
Oh, my God.
He's at the top of this building.
We got to take him out.
We got to take him out.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
BING IT!
You gotta find a way in, you gotta find a way in!
Hey look!
Little shopp shopp, little shopp shopp!
Right here maybe?
You doing about the truck?
I
Work I'm in
Okay, hold on one more come on work. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna spend a lot of here. Oh my god
Come on you can hear much I need to be a gem
I'm on the way back.
I'm holding the other foot.
I'm holding the other foot.
I got the other one.
I got it.
Little bit of backpacking.
Little bit of backpacking.
Oh.
Oh, I got banned.
Oh
He was so good they had to ban us
We were so they knew they saw us turning the top
They saw us turning the tide of battle in favor for the red team and blue team did also server
They did also server in fear in fear
Very typical very typical
I am cheating, I have hacks and straws, but that is irrelevant, they did not catch me.
It was because, it was because the red team had turned the tide of battle and Russia was
on its heels.
Capitalism was about to rain like a sun sign over a valley after a dark storm.
Capitalism, that's an economic system.
Damn right it is damn right it is. Oh damn right it is damn right it is
Yeah, yeah, as you can say that again
You can say that again. I probably just don't get it
Damn right hundred percent. That's what I'm saying
Now we're talking now. We're talking. All right behind my screen. I'm hiding my screen
I
Know we should do is the menu are we watching an actual game I doubt it, but we actually check
No, we're not. I that was the same answer. Um,
Wait, what if he screams I'm shrouded in his eight-man team? Join the other team against them and beat up
It's right is like attack allies already. I'm not that college already really
You assume rockets are these people go meeting shroud just got off what
If you can't
Heat stay out of
If you can't take the heat don't buy me
Or that because you cook me and that requires something I saw like a stove
Yeah, Sraad just couldn't take my meep over the heat, or whatever.
And that's why he got off.
And that's why, I mean, that's why he ran for the hills.
Ran for the hills, Skad.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
Is there like a group that I join in the menu, or is that, is it all just...
Not that we've figured out, we just go in.
So what you want to do is you want to open up my steam.
I'm just going to text you guys.
Let's just rub on. Ready?
Yep.
Here we go rejoin one here
We'll go right here
Hold on wait
These servers fill up so fast if you take the time to scroll down to the bottom by the time you click it that server will already be filled
Even if I had two people
It's crazy. That is crazy
I'm seeing you guys code you go
and then join. I don't know how you get. Do you see that team? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how you get to that team. Roger. Yeah. Yeah.
Yep.
Which color are we?
Yo, map it now! Yo, map it now!
Oh, can't have this! Who can't have this?
Yo, map it now!
I mean, oh, you asked her good.
I'm not good yet. I'm not good yet.
I'm still... I haven't been able to get on that team yet.
I haven't seen that one.
I clicked on it multiple times, but it would do the thing that would give me back out.
You guys took my spot.
I
Hit the control
It's right we how many people get the attack on a copper horn
It might just be to
What was how many people get the attack on the copper holders you mean no
Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. No way
Did you spend all your money we almost forgot gimmicks birthday
Day two.
Woo!
Woo!
It's not my birthday.
Midnight in the game chat, so happy birthday, gimmick.
And Mr. Valor did too.
In the game chat.
Look at the top map.
Oh my God.
Even in the game?
How swell is that?
Just enjoying the season.
Just enjoying it.
season to be jolly we get a couple goodies
thank you guys for helping celebrate gimmick's birthday boys it's very kind
of you I get a lot hp ever now we hold on
Hey
Only thing with that little Tina is I feel like everyone has armor now, you know
Yeah, but I mean
What if the armors really cover like well if I have in the neck a lot of stuff? Oh, yeah, I mean, you might be right
I'm just gonna try it out. She might kill you. We're off good
Yeah, the thing you were getting is it like a plus sign in the middle of your screen?
Is that what you were having?
Yeah, like the two crosshairs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you get that now too?
I have it now, yeah.
I had to go down to fix that.
I don't know how to fix it.
You're making a squad already.
I'm making a squad, don't do any more shit. I'm making a squad right now. Join us now.
Grab the helicopter.
Let's ride!
You know when you get the heli? Hit L twice so me and gimmick can get him first.
Well, I should hit L once for you guys to get it first.
That's the one?
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
Hold on now boys squad only
Now you boys can hop in
All right, it makes you you can open it up you can open her up
Guys this helicopter flies off of happy birthday songs. It's its fuel
If there's not enough happy birthday songs being sung to gimmick we fall out of the sky
Happy birthday to you guys guys not a lot of happy birthday songs going on
Happy birthday to you all would take it up happy birthday to you all hold on now
we're falling we're falling we're falling so we better start seeing
Happy birthday, we're going to cry!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear gimmick!
Happy birthday to you!
You'll take this full boys, good work gentlemen, good work!
Oh shit!
Yeah, we're in it. We're in it. It's safe this time.
I hear right here. Y'all later in the school?
Sure.
Yeah, if I did actually use the parachute, what would be the button to deploy?
Space bar!
Yeah, space, but it's not instant. I tried it. That's why I didn't make it with you guys.
Nice to meet you. There we go boys. There we go. Let's ride.
Did you see where the first one's there?
Did? No.
Is that an enemy helicopter coming in?
The...
Right there. We'll meet this man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They both are.
Are they letting us? Are they letting us?
Oh my gosh!
He's trying to be home.
I'll get boys.
Why have red tracers in this thing?
What the hell?
They're in the field here.
George going down these, by the way.
He's forgiven us.
Oh, heck.
Got one, got one.
I think one is to the building.
There's more.
There's more.
There's more.
Another one?
I'm gonna get back to you.
Where'd you go?
I don't know. There was still people when I got down.
He's always got me. He's always got me.
Go, go, go!
You should be there.
That's friendly, friendly.
Right here, right here.
Oh perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Hey, on my feet, there, oh, there, those guys in that tower might not be ours.
I'm not certain.
It's not.
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's my guys, it's my guys, it's my guys.
Yeah, go take him out boys, yeah.
Oh, that's a little bit, oh!
What do you know, what do you know?
What do you know, what do you know?
What do you know?
Get turned to him, turn to him.
He's crawling all around in like cockroaches.
Lock him down from this place.
Oh, get down, get down!
Go up on the hill, push up on the hill!
I'm going in!
I'm going to die!
Fuck you!
We're dead. We're dead!
I'm just gonna follow on my way.
Oh my God! I got two days.
You're just a man!
Get a speed on the other side of that box!
Is this you, is this you coming?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Someone's getting me, someone's getting me, I know who it is.
Oh, Mr. Red. Thank you, Mr. Red!
Here's ten dollars! Here's ten dollars! Don't spend it all on one plane!
Of course, of course!
What if it's just the strip Bobby spin it on I'll give you 10 more. Oh
Nevermind
He's straight speed brother God speed
My boys we see just castle. He's seen just castle now judge
Yeah, I'll get you come on. Yeah, you did it give me the cover
Yeah, I mean the re-revive
He's this guy
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Who the hell is that guy on our team?
Do you have to get the lock on our team?
Oh, yeah. That is what happened.
That is what happened. I forgot to lock our team. There we go. I'm good.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
Stuck in there.
Don't you worry, Mr. Red, I got two bonzies!
Shit died!
They're up in the hills.
You guys still alive?
Got ya!
I'm dead now.
I got defibrillators, we got?
I'm up on the hill.
I don't know how many are left though.
They're bad red on them.
They're fucking hide it. I got the I got the I got the
Wait, we'll come help you up. I'm seeing you
Could be closer to you
Maybe more maybe more
There you go, there you go.
Yeah, we all need a fan. These are nice. These are nice boys.
We gotta see Jack Castle, but we gotta get to the top.
Let's go. I'm ready.
Oh, Jeff! Behind us! Oh, I'm coming, Mark! I'm coming!
He's dead, he's dead.
We need to steal his meds.
Is anybody left of the castle?
No, no, no, it's gone, move.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yo, yo, move it, move it, move it.
Where's it now?
Oh, my God.
Oh, he's probably been taking around.
He's been taking around.
We gotta move, boys.
Go, go, go.
I'm coming.
You can get that from here.
Uh, I'm coming.
Siphers from the southeast.
Am I the church?
Oh, okay, alright, hold on now.
Wait, we need to direct the approach without the move.
Hold on.
Siphers to the church, Siphers to the church.
Southeast, is he giving?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're close, they're close at the fence, at the wood fence.
That's right, that's right.
To the left, left side.
the church.
Is that the church?
There's someone up here by the church, yeah.
Where are you?
You can be anywhere.
You can get in these shadows.
Where'd he go?
Right here.
On me.
He's right there.
He's right there.
Where'd he go?
Right here. On me.
Oh, guy, guy, guy, get in the fields.
Come back, come back, come back!
This is where they're here. I'm going into the church.
On the SUV, SUV.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Oh, here we go, shit!
Got him, got him!
What's on the fences here, Peanut?
Get out of that car!
Hey, can I drive oh shit, what's happened? I gotta do whippin
Coming boys
You just ran over all of our team
Sorry sorry guys, sorry guys
It's your butt bitch. I thought you guys were already dead. Sorry. I know you guys are laying down
My bad, missy butt, missy butt, missy butt, missy butt, missy butt,
wait hold on, I said my butt's gonna be quick.
Oh enemy on me, enemy on me!
Where?
There he is, there's him.
Give it to the zone, Quid!
Oh, good luck.
What's that?
Major air!
Oh, it's a little buggy!
What the hell?
Okay, I got my max pack, I'm at 4 health, I'm gonna go.
Fucking voice.
Hey what?
I just get me.
DREK!
I just get me off!
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Watch!
Leave the enemy a-goin' stuck!
What?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Just!
How hard he is!
Is the buggy stride I've ever experienced?
I revived an enemy.
if you gave life to the enemy but really
provides an enemy first-grade move I get a little confusing I get these games a
little confusing a little confusing it is because we only want any points in
the whole game look at that red team if you have a little easy row you guys are
These guys are ass in a red arm bed you guys just making that up with the
got some type of idiot look at onion killed us all things impossible my
bombing mistake it's time for murder I heard a shot I over here shot West West
He does the top of this building
Me only we got here. That's our guy. That's our guy
We are going to be
It's loose it's loose we got to tie that thing down. Oh, it's a loose ship. I don't know how to tie it down
Yeah, it killed me level three hammer
Yeah, you see us like you see us like a slushie cuffs on the map
Yeah, you can you can suck it toward it, but you need a level three hammer to do it
Who the hell is everybody
I'm doing a side chat
Same yes, we got as I was with a hot job is really bad. I was gonna hang around here
You're gonna hang around.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ellie?
Hmm.
She flew over.
My daughter said a peter can't play video games in a mount.
Well, your daughter's a racist.
I hate to break it to you.
I hate to break it to you.
I hate to break it to you.
I don't want to be the one that's sad.
I don't want to be the one that's sad, but that's pretty racist, buddy.
Pretty racist.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, discrimination you teach now all right give it
I'm here. Yeah
We got we got 20 guys they have CC and 17 so honestly until I see as soon as they overpowers of the 20
You move towards the stifles and go kill them get the numbers 20 and get them up
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but oh, yeah, they're moving closer. He's only one one guy off of us
He's gonna see this over good. Oh shit shit shit shit shit
Oh
You see
We are you they come up? Yeah, I'm I'm gonna cross the back. I had never died over there. I kept in revive
God you love
He's out here somewhere.
He's out here somewhere.
Oh, he greets you.
Wait, he greets you in place.
Now we gotta head back.
We only have 12 guys in the circle.
What are we doing?
What the hell are we doing right now?
Hey, guys, you have the lowest amount of people in the circle.
How is that even possible?
I don't know what's going on.
I'll give you fucking 500 people back at our base!
Oh, dingle, dingle!
She's the wreeze.
She's the wreeze.
Oh, oh, now we're good. Now we're good.
As soon as that helicopter lands, we'll be in the lead.
Lock him.
You've got me, brother.
Let's go kill this fool.
Let's hooligan him.
still somewhere out here with these lurking prodding clam oh okay now he's
oh oh he's move I see my seat I see about the hill is on the hill multiple
multiple three of them
I'm pushing this whole squad.
I do not have the weapon.
I do not have the weapon.
Oh, I'm getting lit.
Oh, shit, run!
I don't have the weapon.
I don't have the weapon for this monster.
Get out of here, everybody fucking panic!
Everybody run!
There is a guy further to the right.
I think I need to start using the AR.
This MP9 is nice indoors, but Lord have mercy.
The MP9's, yeah, I'm seeing it.
The MP9's where it goes.
This thing is fire.
This thing is fire.
All right.
Mm-hmm
Oh, I'm out of heels it does it fan dancing. Give me I'm coming to you boys
Please you see for reviving
If that squad's got I am otherwise absolutely not I have a die. I got over here. I'm just gonna push it fuck it
If I die we go back together
Hold on now, okay hold on now is it
Whoo, which direction are they from here?
East, East, East, East, East, East, East, East
Hold up in a sack in a truck
They keep rotating what as soon as I go to one spot they won't take to another spot
These guys are demons. Oh
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Good sir
I've got a very special mission for you, Mr. Ballard.
Give me a touch, you die.
I've got someone come over for you.
I've got a very special mission.
You're my special little man.
You're my special little guy.
I need you to go grab gimmick and drag him back over here.
What?
Yeah, I can go see it.
You need to do that, bud.
You're a good man.
You're saving your country, Brad!
Give it- I got a guy coming.
Thank you so much!
All right, sounds good.
I'm just relaxing here, taking a load off.
Did he make it to you?
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
All right.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
I was doing for a call and asking you to check.
Thank you, dear.
I can use one of two.
I can use one of two.
Nothing to do, Brad.
I'm low
Of course you're close. You watch it
You just use take the years and you drag them off
This is the circle jerk you're the right spot. Oh
Thank you good sir. Come on. Where's the car? I'm in it. I'm in it. Come pick us up
Come pick us up. Oh come on
Oh, yeah, I should have fucking I'm gonna leave the job. He's
They're on your hill on the hill
I know you can see that if you take a little bit take on this here boys
Which up, which up, I just won't go to a beat
Was it over?
Down?
Do that, do that!
317, 317.
Oh, they're gone, they're gone, they're gone, they're gone, they're gone.
Jesus, Jesus!
Oh, Christ, oh God.
There's a negative impact on us.
Oh
I was expecting the grass make sure that this this year was mowed properly all right boys. I
Shit, I don't wanna hold it up
I'm just outside to start with MP9!
That was cool!
That was nice!
Alright dude, this would be nice.
I can't do shit in these ones!
No one's going! Oh my god! I'm cooking up! I'm cooking up! I'm cooking up!
JOHN!
DON'T KNOW MERSI!
Oh
This is this multiple take us up your multiple teams
quick mad
Oh my god, there's a thousand one down one down
A.P.C.
NOOOOOOO
I'm playing the song
Where were you at, Mr. gimmick?
Where's the 100 man army go?
Do it!
Well, I think I'm gonna go ahead and give up.
Every time I kill more than two guys
it'll be like, are these bots?
Are these my guys? No, I'm a good player!
It's time to accept it into your hearts.
It's time to accept it in your hearts.
These are not robots, thumb-ads!
Is that a single robot in this game right now?
Is the gun, like, getting attachments for guns?
Do you need to use that gun, or is it just generally your level?
You don't have a lock attachment.
Okay, so I can try out...
I'm just gonna try out...
This is a troll.
I'm killing myself!
So the only thing left to do is you anything left to do
How is that guy talking to everybody?
I don't know.
He might be like a leader or something.
That is one of them.
I believe that's one of my mods.
See?
Ah, where?
Because that was a robot right there, guys.
That was a robot.
Yeah, that is a thing.
It's a big one.
No soul.
No soul.
I think this is here.
You can steal it.
Wait.
I don't think you can steal it.
I got a lot of locks.
Hey, look it.
I'm in it.
I'm driving it.
You're driving it.
Yeah.
come to the door was a bot no that's not a bot dumb ass it's huge so you can
kill like 13 that was a joke for the people saying it was a bot oh you're
in here and I'm getting out you're the driver you're the bot found them there's
the bot there he is that's him there he is there he is that's the bot yeah yeah
all right boys get this thing in the air boys he's left I'm in I'm in
Woo!
Early Valor can fly.
Does anybody have a microphone for the company song?
You can sing it?
Oh, you sing it! You sing it!
Hell yeah!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, big J-Bag!
Happy birthday to you!
Good work, boys. Good work.
He turned 94.
It's his 20th birthday this week.
I don't know that I got a house, but it's like a bunch of lasens.
You didn't just take him to the classroom?
Any moment now, this...
Let me go check with the pilot, see if he's smoking crack.
Hey, Shay, you smoking crack?
I have to sleep.
Wake up! Pilot, wake up! We're in the middle of war!
I have to sleep.
give me some water on them oh there we go oh okay one of you bitches took my
spot okay is that is that guy hey see take it the fuck out of there get in the
bed
Oh shit, I'm flying, I'm flying!
This is your pilot speaking, pilot peanut.
You'll be having a short travel today, about three and a half minutes.
Destination, three clicks, yeah?
Lock and load, boys, lock and load.
Uh, there will not be food, but you can eat this dick if you would like to, and I would
also like to say this is my first time flying this type of aircraft, so if everybody dies
in a fiery crash, in a blaze of glory, it is not my fault.
It is not my fault?
God just hates you.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Get this helicopter to a better world!
Okay.
How much money do I need to lose?
How much money do I need to lose?
I
Guys that'll happen. It's a small shut back on the road to success
You're not playing the pilot. You're not playing the pilot in a situation like this
There's another helicopter you don't gotta buy
Money did you just lose dude?
I've never had don't forget to dip the pilot
Where's the helicopter head over here make sure they don't get it. Oh, I'm coming
This was I've been boys have fun in
You give me a way oh
Yeah, I'm in
This one can do a barrel wall. I know that I know that and we will
Technically he did successfully do the barrel roll. He just simply didn't regain control after the barrel roll
He's successful
Woo!
I'm feeling alive!
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Grans?
I'm feeling alive!
We're not missing the panty rain today.
We're not missing the panty rain today.
We're not missing the panty rain today.
You gotta land this one. You gotta land it.
Where are we?
We're catching up.
We gotta...
Oh, sir.
We're running.
I think I've been at a resort for like two minutes.
Ah, well we're about to be there very shortly, don't you worry, sir.
Ah, I'm in the long route.
Yeah, I wanted to see the scenic route, the mountains and the trees. It's absolutely divine out here.
Oh.
I think Bob Ross painted the fucking tree.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Absolutely divine.
We have no people in the hot zone being outside. They're gonna be everywhere.
God, we're landing right on to boys' locking load!
Oh
Okay, there we go
Oh
He's right there
324 Northwest
I'm not into the hatch on it could be these buildings we give a wish too farsighted
watch this right building stairs again the building to your right the big one yeah I
got it I'll go create out I'll be back it was on the front right of the roof
Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa.
You guys got a fight, you know.
I'm- you guys-
Oh my oh no!
Whoa- oh!
Where the hell's my-
Oh, my place, God!
Thank you.
You were just jacking his meat in that room back there.
She's coming, bitch. She's coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
It's gonna balance a lot with it, and it's huge, and it's huge.
Oh, okay, everybody's dying.
Everyone is dying before my very eyes.
Karmic, Karmic?
Yeah?
You got those pounds on me?
You got this, you got this, you got this.
You got this.
No!
You got this, buddy.
Oh, okay, guys.
Okay, now we're kind of in trouble.
Now we're kind of in trouble.
I'm not gonna lie.
We're kind of in trouble.
Guys, you guys, just go back to the base.
Go back to the base.
Do yourself.
We gotta move.
We gotta move.
Okay, I was digging right before but now we're kind of acting trouble. I'll get it boys. I'll get it
Can we spawn on the thingy how close I
It's not close we can
Hey, it's fun
Beach in a way
He's got the drone!
What the fuck?
Yo, he's on the low guys! Come on!
Alright! Let's ride!
I got some more scotch here.
He's over the wall to your right. These guys are fucking drones in here.
Push out, push out!
Over this wall.
Yeah, these guys are swear of the blood.
That guy just got vaporized.
Holy shit.
Mr. Carver, Mr. Carver, I'm down.
Mr. Carver.
I know, I'm stuck.
Are you going to go to the...
Mr. Carver.
Please.
Please.
Go and help me, please God.
Why did you just jump on me?
Bro.
No, he jumped in a gimmick where are you? We're down. We're both down. I'm fighting for my life
Until I'm taking him down
See him
I'm in a building
It isn't Joe gimmick on my map. Oh gimmick is
She makes all the time I
Never died
20 drones on our
Yeah
What are they doing
Nothing
Yeah, yeah, well you can revive that guy. Oh, we gotta move. Yeah, we gotta move
And there's all the north-east I'd be careful. Yeah
Hello peanut. Yeah, you're doing much. I'm absolutely more than these guys down. I need assistance. We're coming, Michigan. We're coming, budge. We're coming, budge.
Go, go, go.
I'm 478 meters out from Miss gimmick give me two minutes
Oh, he's over there.
I don't think I'm gonna die for that first thing.
Oh, which is kind of weird, because you didn't revive us.
Okay, hand it.
All right, guys, guys, this is not going to pay.
I won't lie to you.
We are not making much progress.
We are not making a tremendous amount of progress.
Oh, I'm getting revived.
I'm getting revived.
alive oh wait oh not he's just leaving my coins all right all right all right
sure I'll give you $50 and a hand job if you remind me
you know we're all coming towards you right now
there's a sniper on top of that giant coward
oh that's not good
how far are you?
You guys are gonna killin' us.
Hmm?
Oh, my God.
Guys, we gave him a 35-point lead.
We gave him a 35-point lead to Mal.
I imagine how that happened.
Oh, thank you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Did the guy die on you?
Well, yeah, he died.
Yeah, he died.
He's dead.
But he died with honor.
He died with glory.
We're coming. We're coming out as much.
That's what matters is the helicopter.
You go to the deployment board?
Uh, yeah, you go to the guy next to the helicopter field.
You, you, you?
Oh, my God. I didn't even make it.
So I just kill myself?
Uh, we'll see. I don't know. There's two guys there. It's up to you.
I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself. We'll just fly back. We'll just fly back.
We are oh you guys we are we are getting on shit stop. We gotta get in there to get into the problem is they're like
While we were crashing helicopters they all just they're all just in every building just post it up
If we can clear them out and post up our you can hop in my brother
No, listen, this is what we do give me a comma. I should be a bully. I said hop in my helicopter
We'll land right on that tower. Yeah
I
How big was how big how big boys how big
No guys, I'm kind of like unless a soul rival. I was drilling guys. I mean
I mean, you should have seen it from the back.
Oh, I'd love to see it from the back.
Oh, you can see me in a picture. That would be fantastic.
Woo! That's the time we go crazy this evening.
Absolutely.
That would be very generous of you to say.
I could pay you $5.00? $5.00 on the car?
I'll do a fine. I'll do a fiver.
That's fair. Hard to defend. Hard to defend.
Hard to defend. Hard to defend.
Maybe just one bill of roll before we get there to see motivation?
We think.
Bill roll!
Hell yeah!
That's how you do it boys, that's how you do it.
That's the mission.
That was the plan.
other time didn't they didn't pay it out it didn't pay it up but we had a great
time we had a great time that's what matters most
you a j-hope what's a j-hawk yeah you could just put us down fucking over here
somewhere the zone's moving but you're here yeah when we go to that tower
We're going in! We're going in!
Woohoohoohoo!
Oh, hahaha!
Oh!
Oh!
Excellent landing.
Perfect landing.
Don't forget to dip your pilot!
Holy shit!
Don't forget to dip your pilot!
Oh, we're getting shot at already.
Don't forget to dip your pilot!
Locked?
Lock it in for you! Lock it in!
Like a glove. Like a glove, gentlemen.
That's how you land on Alicaca.
Put your head down.
Oh, okay, my gun...
I... I... It's blue to the face. How do you go down?
I think there's hell up below you, on the ground.
I'm going down, I'm going down.
Where do you go down? The ladder.
The ladder.
Uh, yeah, I'm already getting sniped.
Peep-da-peep-da!
Oop!
There was no one in the tower at all!
Must see me below it, either.
You sure?
There below, yeah. I-I died down there.
I'm not seeing...
Oh!
Oh!
Alright!
Wow!
I've been having too much fun for the last 45 minutes.
Honestly, someone stop me.
Someone stop me. The smile on my face is too big.
The laughter coming out of me is too jolly
Tell me tell me please tell me right now
Yeah, are you all the ICU ICU red student? Oh, I just went down
Yeah
Thank you, mr. Red
Oh, do you have a knife for me now?
Answer, answer, answer!
Answer!
Oh!
Didn't go well?
I didn't...
Didn't...
Didn't go exactly the plan, though.
I had a couple other options in mind that I was hoping to explore.
Uhhh...
Uh, so what now what?
Now, now what?
I think we gotta land on the ground.
On the ground?
They just know that because there's just a thousand people from all directions
I heal up heal up
I'm gonna clear bottom of here, let's bring it down!
Got one, got one!
Get to the bottom, get to the bottom, see it.
I don't even see him, I don't even see a guy.
There's already someone cheating!
There's all-
What?!
What?
What?!
There's already someone cheating!
So I'm thinking about how to glimpse into the barrel and shoot out of it.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
There's a wizard.
There's a wizard on the ground.
How do you-
Hang in there, hang in there.
How do you cheat?
On a game.
Are they exploiting?
Everlees-
They're exploiting?
Eight hours ago!
That's cheating.
Get some bitches!
GET OUT OF THEM!
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Is anybody still alive?
I just died. I took down three before I went down.
I took down three before I went down.
They call me the ghoul of-
He's behind us?
No, I think we're still done.
Do you think I've ever seen him?
Oh, no.
No.
I think we're all dead.
No, he's not.
Only midnight remains.
No.
You still alive?
No, I just went down.
I just went down.
No, I'm killing myself.
Yeah.
Guys, guys, we cannot let this match this on.
The green team has gained 60 points.
On the rival about getting there and just pulling up like these guys think they're just everywhere
They're like it's like an infestation. They're like cockroaches. I'm spotting at the blue thing
Fucking blood boys. I'll go check if this guy's really bought
With a silo, I'll take a little bit everywhere, you know, that's your job
What if we land it outside the main circle and pierced in?
Like a scout ball.
Like a donkey needle.
Like a donkey needle.
Like a donkey needle.
Tell me. Tell me! Tell me, please!
Tell me right now! Do it! Do it, cow!
Do it, cow, if you won't.
There's a guy spanking his shaft outside our door.
I didn't know you could spawn at those places.
There's like a car or something.
Thank you, Mr. Waymoo, I'm going to give you
the best $10 in your life.
They kill this guy?
You're on.
$20, Mr. Waymoo.
20, 20 is fair.
20 is fair.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Why are you not looking sesame pose whenever you're
trying to revive somebody?
Of course. Of course. It's the natural way of things.
All right. I'm now leaving the base.
Okay, and there's a guy right there.
Thank God. Thank God he sucks.
Thank God that guy is blind.
Thank God!
Caller is on the red team
That was a close one. I was about to lose my mind. I was about to lose my mind
Okay
Okay
Little stunt driver the heli. I got in decided to do some stunts and we crashed into the forest
That'll happen. That'll happen.
That's why I always, when I drive my helicopters, I keep it on the straight and narrow.
No tricks. No, no, no whimsies.
I'm actually pretty close.
You guys want to come alive?
Oh, oh no, oh no, no, no!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
Oh!
Woo!
Geez Louise and you aren't kidding me to give it to whoever's set up. He's got that. He's got the whole newsy
Oh my god, you see that?
What a shot, what a shot?
Come on Mr. Grand we've seen that castle now!
George!
Oh George do not come!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We're gonna push up there, we're gonna take this castle!
We're gonna throw that deep back in the hot zone!
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
Sir, if you revive me,
I will give you 50
Crispy dollars 50 crispy dollars. We're talking here. I might be able to get you please just thank you
You're a good man. It's a good man.
Please give me a skibbick. Are you I see you I'm gonna come in it. I'm gonna revive you
I'm gonna revive it. Oh, okay. I'm not gonna revive anyone.
Oh, we don't owe you. We pick a gun pick a gun. You revive me
He's tracking me back to a six-huntin
I got you brother, if you want to revive us.
Can we give one of those faster vibes?
No.
Oh my god.
I don't know where I'm getting shot from.
The tower, the tower!
There's somebody on the ground.
It might be that Barrow guy again.
It's the same place that I-
We gotta go to Mr. Random.
We gotta go to Mr. Random.
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
Kiss me.
They're everywhere, they're everywhere!
Guys, you guys are nuts.
Thank you, Mr. Peggy. Thank you, sir.
Guys, we gotta push inside, we gotta push inside.
They are in the literal walls!
We have to push inside right now!
Shhh!
I
Shot one it's
He's up in the trees
thing right there. He's right behind that rock.
Sheep the tower!
Hang on that tree.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Three fifths.
Okay, hold on. What am I doing? What am I doing out here? Hold on. What's my plan?
What's my plan? Hold on.
This ain't...
Fuck it, I'm going right for the tower. I'm going right for the tower.
We can't waste out. We can't get away. We have to go outside.
I did what wrong tonight
Yeah, I'm gonna buy these guys we have more guys
I'm guys laying up the first part of the staircase
Okay
Okay
But he's prone on the first part of the stairs like the first square
Go go go I don't see him
Why me, brother Edge?
Should we be pushing this tower or should we be pushing this tower?
One dead, one dead?
Robots to the top, Robots to the top, Robots to the tower?
We're going to the side, we're going to the side, from east, east, east, north, south,
north, south.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, missy butt, missy butt, missy butt, missy butt, missy butt.
I'm going to the top, I'm going to the top.
Move, move, move.
Roger that.
I'm going to the stairs here.
Oh god.
I'm just healing up.
Oh, dingle.
Dingle.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh, good heavens, Mr. Red, we gotta get down to the cypress all in the trees.
We gotta help our team, Mr. Red.
Mr. Red didn't have a parachute.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Oh, be careful out there.
But how do you want me to have a parachute?
Are people just not falling off at the top of the tower I do I do I'm coming boys
Shit
Alright, well that was I was not highly effective. I was not that was not highly effective
We're just walking down nice and easy. We'll take the scenic round
What's green is is at 70 points. We gotta get that zone ASAP
Don't have the armor on our
I
Move move
Excuse me. Excuse me. Go around. How you guys?
Come on for the answer! Do the hat job!
Keep pushing boys! Keep pushing!
You see buddy, you see me?
Huge helicopter full of enemies coming in, huge helicopter coming in.
Huge helicopter full of enemies coming in boys.
You gotta get a boy, George!
Oh
Guys I just saw like six people come up that helicopter
What can see for better concheaps?
Get a little bag back in a little bag
We got hostile at the border for us.
I just moved with West boys.
They get moved with young men.
Oh, they go, they go, they go, they go.
I'm going outside, there's a guy outside, there's a guy outside!
I got you, watch them!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming, gimmick!
Go, go, go!
Oh, I'm dying.
I'm trying to get my gun shot right there, very confusing.
I
Got the two cronches again. Oh my goodness
Oh my oh for fuck's sake. Oh my god, she'd be she'd be
Because it's really clear
What is he mad at? Is he mad at something hot stuff?
Watch out for that tank behind your machine, watch out!
Hey guys, hey guys.
Hey, we can try to run you over and watch out!
Woo!
I'm good, I'm good.
You don't see enemy spot vehicle when they get like, just go ahead and spot them.
Fuck you!
and get out of there
oh
oh
we gotta find a building, we gotta get out of here
push it to teleport down it
oof, what are you doing?
I agree, I agree
push it, push it, push it, push it
I think
Okay
We're gaining a lot of points, we're gaining a lot, we're gaining a lot of green, we're gaining a lot of green easy
Guys trying to run me over but I'm too close to this
I think it's slow, I think it's super slow
I'm a little sad
Oh, it's moving back east again
Oh, go back, go back
It's moving back east, come back, come back
Go, go, go, go
Come on Mr. Sankin, come on
I
Just a word to you
We're all the green Jack they get 70 points in one run and they just vanish
Yeah, take probably loaded up with it.
There should be a bunch of them in there.
Uh, how do we do that?
Oh shit, please!
There's three more that there's three more you can check.
It tells you.
Where's the car?
There's the car.
There's three people here.
There's three people in the tank.
In the truck, truck, truck, truck, truck.
Oh.
There we go.
There'll be the car dies.
Maybe. Oh, man.
Move me, serve me the codecite.
Every time we come again.
I got one. I got one. I got one in the tank.
He popped out.
We got this.
Goodbye, neighbor. We're safe.
Okay, the gas tank theory is not accurate.
I think you can break the glass to the front, baby.
You know where the driver is?
Guys, guys, guys, they're all talking.
They're all talking. They're all talking.
They're all talking. They're all talking.
They're all talking. They're all talking.
They're all talking. They're all talking.
They're all talking.
I'm healing, I'm healing.
Give me a sec.
I want John, I want John!
No, you won't!
I'll get you, I'll get you!
I'll get you!
I'll get you!
I'm the guy behind me!
Does he teleport you something?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
It's a gimmick!
It's a gimmick!
I need immediate medical assistance!
Give me this!
Did you just get run over by that gimmick?
Okay, I mean, she went prone, I killed a guy,
and she couldn't get up faster.
Somehow I was watching the tank
as they were discussing how to be out,
and one of them hopped out like 40 meters behind the tank
and was just behind me.
Oh my God.
What a sweet tweet.
What a sweet delay.
I'm a lucky boy, I'm a lucky boy.
We got some points there.
We're finally actually getting points again.
We've got to figure out how to deal with that tank.
Well, I think you supposed to have like C4 charges.
I could buy C4 charges.
Oh, well, there it is.
That sounds accurate.
No, let me buy some C4 charges.
C4 might money it off.
Yeah, that thing's just indestructible.
Oh.
That way, improvised explosive device right here.
What?
We had it all.
You think one would take it out?
What do you think that out?
Is one enough to pull up the tank or no?
You need two.
Are we going to the, the, the fob?
Right? Yeah.
Maybe one will step it up when you hop out or something.
Oh, stop calling him a tank.
The hell is it?
Is it not a tank?
I think you need that to take action.
I'm actually a transporter vehicle.
APC. What does that stand for?
Armored personnel carrier.
Wait, hold on. Wait.
If I take a black Cadillac and I armor it up
and it carries people, is it no longer a car?
I'm not sure the technicality of it all, but...
Is the Cadillac no longer a car?
Is it an armored personnel carrier?
Technically, I think it would be an APC. Yeah. Yeah
Maybe I think a Cadillac bulletproof. It's no longer a dog
APCs are cars
She's a fucking tank a sedan
Tink has a giant gun in it
No, no, honestly
Notoriously
I'm sorry right now
I'm a tank definition
a tank
Yeah, a large container for holding liquids or gas. I don't worry in it. We're in it though
We're in it
All right, we say
Googling definition definition. Oh, that's back
A heavy-tracked armored vehicle equipped
Tracks on its wheels
That's right, that's right
It's okay. You know why it says it's equipped with a cannon. Okay, well, what if there's a busty lady in there?
Does the APC turn into a tank does that that does that satellite is that thing?
Um none of this makes any sense. It's all a big all right. It's a big
Ah, we are right in the smack middle of the circle by the way
Lock it in gig lock it in. There's one in the craze. There's one more around here. We're good. Dude. We're getting points
We're getting points right now. Yeah, we kind of dropped the ball
Mr. C4 man, where are you?
I got C4 on me.
I really don't have enough to kill it.
I think it sees us as good.
I checked blue it up earlier.
Oh.
May not lead us to victory.
Oh!
John!
My leg!
We're going to destroy that tank that carries people and it's armored.
I'm next effective gentlemen
These are my comrades
These are my closest confidants here soldier
is
this is a bad guy's five-a-half
days that I like that
all
wait hold on
I don't know why that guy announced me or placing a C4 on him
And you get back here
You get back in young man
Get him boys!
Oh, okay. He's a little bit quicker than I thought he was.
I can't reach him boys, I can't reach him.
And he's gone.
Good news is we should need him.
Oh shit!
That takes him to come back any moment now.
We'll give him what, four?
We'll give him business.
Do we get him 10-up?
Well, hey, how much do you have to shoot the 10-up?
Four.
I don't know.
I tried shooting, but didn't see if you knew nothing.
Did you do nothing?
Wait, you didn't like a bunch of guys shooting it?
Or did you do it a couple of times?
Yeah, I was going on him, yeah.
There's enemies at that little portable.
Right in front of you, right in front of you.
Really?
Where?
I'm still getting used to the prone.
All right, open up boys.
Oh wait, he was over there.
No, there was him, there was him.
I think they perished.
Oh, perfect, perfect.
Oh yeah, you're back to the zone, you're back to the zone.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Did your company just die?
Come on, you dead?
I died, I died, I was here like a worker died.
Oh, you're speaking information.
They're like here see that thing they're
Got it. Yeah, I'm getting this. Oh, they'll come on over yonder probably
Yes
I'm heading towards the circle right now. I mean my my comrade with my cobbler
We are in the circle here, we are in the circle, wait for it.
Good work out there today boys, good work!
We are about to surpass that stupid green team, all those dirty greens!
I'll tell you something.
Make a case back!
Will you stop announcing that?
How do you like this, Tussie?
I'm gonna call a movie phone real quick.
Help me!
Sir, I need good work!
The small casualties there?
Uh, I need to do something.
I need to do something.
I need to do something.
I need to do something.
Thank you, brother. Thank you, my boy.
Also, whoever keeps going,
What's the C4 on it?
A bad guy can hear you as well!
So much!
Are you under the vague?
Oh god.
Oh no.
Oh Mr. Wambler, no.
You got to Mr. Wambler, don't you worry.
You got to Mr. Wambler, I got to much!
I got ya, I got ya, I got ya, yep!
Oh, there ya go!
Oh shit, oh shit, we would take a round for too long, we thought we...
the bizarre move! To the zone, to the zone!
Four away, four away from take it, three... four away from taking it, three away from tying it.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
To the zone! To the zone!
Four away. Four away from take it.
Four away from take it and three away from tie it.
These green guys, you guys suck!
They hit 70 points in a row and they try to do another.
people coming out the hill over to that to the north ways
okay boys
I'm going in
I'm going for the guys on the north ways here
Okay, okay, I'm behind you.
Are you? I don't think you are.
Right here, right here.
Stop it, wait!
Oh my god, some guy, two towns overstepping if I kill a guy.
Oh, we're getting stuck, we're getting stuck.
Oh, give me $50 if you have any search!
Oh my god!
How the hell they must be their whole team?
Everyone who uses a sniper in this game should be stoned in the town square.
Oh, ah!
Oh my god!
How the hell they must be their whole team?
Everyone who uses a sniper in this game should be stoned in the down square.
They should be stoned in the down square.
They should- fuck them, fuck them all.
Oh, we lost that hill. We lost that hill.
I'm going back. We're right next to the
No, no, no, I died I was dragging a brother to see but instead I did right into the flank
You're a good man. We should get a cure good man. Your heart was in the right place. That's about as much
We got another Bob as well
Thank you
My sake she
I heard it was someone's birthday.
Thank you, Shreya, thank you.
Oh, I think it is.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear David.
Happy birthday to you.
You're so sexy.
Good words boys.
Follow me boys.
I'm deployed at the Houshidouji Tower.
Meet you there Mr. gimmick.
Come on, you show out the field.
Yeah, I spawned at the farm and I'm just dead in the field.
I've just been dead the last hour.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fucking wood-looking.
Oh
You grab another silly chapter site
That's how I pilot so good
Yeah
Hey, hi, I'm all right.
How are they?
They're northwest, northwest.
Oh, I don't want to, I don't want to bust, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
Same still. This is, this is like
going to hurt me a little bit.
Yeah!
George!
I unlocked some sides, I unlocked the armor
and hell in a hide.
That's just a round thing.
How do I get up to the fire?
Do that, do that, do that.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Fuck, fuck you!
Fuck me, fuck you!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, blue team, blue team beds, blue team!
Blue team, blue team pussy, yeah!
I'm fighting at the pub, this guy's shooting into our pub right now.
Fuck him, guys, fuck him!
186 out.
Fuck his ass!
Oh yeah!
Oh, another movement.
Tell the green team the blue team says hello.
The good thing is red's capping.
Hold up, fans, go die!
Oh my god, a blunt!
There's been our...
Wait, wait, let me revive him!
Help!
Ah!
Let me revive him! Let me revive him!
Why?
Fuck off!
I think I should leave the convention.
I
Was this time let him in for saying let him in for saying nobody's you know
Good work out there boys
GG's, brother! GG's!
Back in the quick magazine, quick magazine!
We just committed atrocious war crimes over a green gentleman.
Mr. Meremo, what do you got?
You're gonna revive them five times, and then kill them five times.
You're gonna revive the enemy?
You're gonna revive the enemy.
The only good green guy is a dead green guy.
And that's what I say.
I hate these dirty greens.
Only the I hate more than dirty greens is dirty reds.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I can't stand them.
I can't stand them.
I can't stand them.
The blues would live in peace in this land if it wasn't
for these greens and these reds, I'll tell you.
Let's have it down the property values.
Let's get to the hot zone boys!
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Lock it in brothers, lock it in my boys.
Give me, give me, give you guys that hot zone.
I'm mortaring, I'm a mortar man.
I'm right behind you.
Sounds good. Sounds good. We're almost there. We're almost there. Red team taking a lot of points. We're not getting up there.
Okay, alright. I'm gonna get you. Lock it in.
I'm not very good at aiming it.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Got one?
Okay, airman.
Natural order of things.
The natural order of things. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Balanced as all things should be.
Balanced as all things should be.
Are there any generous blues out there that would like to revive a looper?
I would be very gracious.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
And we're back!
Are you living?
Are you not ready to be living?
Aaaaaaaand we're dead.
I'm coming boy, the Mortar is at the last station.
And... yeah, I'm a hatchet.
Oh, and we're back!
Aaaaaaaaaand we're dead.
Aaaaaand we're dead.
Fourth time is the charm!
Fourth time is the charm!
And we're all dead.
And we're all dead.
Alright.
We're getting back to base.
Green is not taking points by the way, we might want to lock in here
We might when a lock in green sees me on the rise here boys. I'm not gonna lie to you
Green might take this way if we don't lock in
Come back anytime
Oh wait for me wait for me
Wait for me wait for me
We got to take a bunch of plugs right now, they're about to win!
This is karma for killing bots guys, no one is a bot in this game!
It is real people, I swear, I slipped and slipped!
It is the hell you like turn on the tone?
That's what happened to me when I was doing that barrel roll.
It's like going sideways and I can't control it.
I didn't know I didn't know.
I would have to do that barrel roll just to go and ride.
I also can't land this thing so that should be good.
Oh
My god, I'm gonna push it
I'm going in!
We're dead!
I had to dive bomb it onto the roof.
Someone go, go, go it!
Oh
We're going
Okay, okay
All right, he shot me through the wall. I see he snuck up and shot me through the wall. I see
I'm like directly to the west next to the who's he does he tell us me you got me
Yeah, one sec, it's just getting 27 dude.
Of course, of course.
Take your time, Missy.
Take your time.
You're fucking- I'm just gonna die.
I'm just gonna die.
You're good, Missy.
I'll beat you on the battlefield.
All right, all right.
Fucking low boys.
Fucking low!
We need to get in contact with them.
We need to stop them.
We gotta get to that green tower.
Do we have a few more guys than us in this zone?
I
Perished
Guys we got a piece of that way we got a way to that zone. We don't have to go to that tower kill much more
We're gonna bunch more guys to zone right there
Hey, are you?
Hey, are you?
Exactly
I'm bringing a small army I'm bringing a small army to the to the northwest
What's that alarm where's that we know that means to pull in the zone apparently
We suck at the zone. Oh, we were suck at the zone in
Who was the big hammer who's played long enough down the big hammer is that what you need the big hammer
That's what I've heard. Yeah, I heard you need the big ha the big hammer
Got it get some bitches on this tape
We played all day. I don't have the big hammer
My job is to play video games around the big hammer.
Some people are born with the big hammer and some people aren't.
How is that?
That's the order of things we're giving.
That's the order.
You just gotta be happy with what the good Lord gave you.
That's right. That's right. That's right.
I heard you could increase the size of your hammer with bee stings,
but it might just be an old wives' tale.
Hmm well temporarily, I would imagine but I don't think the long term
We I see I see red spot take I'm moving towards it
We're in circle we're cap and it's us
You can't get that ass on the staff
Goodness
The red tower take is moving towards the tower
The bridge one take I'm gonna see for but it won't stop
You get back here young man
You get back here young man
Stop in the name of the Blue Army!
Please, this guy know it!
This guy's a quick little bugger.
Yeah.
That's okay. You're going to stupid...
Red, stop them!
Where are they going? Are they going to our base?
You red just driving to take it to our shit.
Jump on it?
I don't know. I'm at the C4, but I'm behind like 20 of you guys.
I'll jump when I'm following.
everyone's just following the day
I'm gonna go up I'm gonna go up I'm gonna go up I'm gonna play some I'm gonna
please it
I'm doing I was gonna get up I was gonna get up
sure sir hold on I'm selling corn dogs I'm done stop for just a moment stop I'm
Two for one special!
They're away from the enemy NPC, I'm trying to murder it.
I can't do it, I don't have enough people to use it.
Alright, everybody stop changing!
The tank, by the way, tank, it's called a tank.
APC is a made-up term.
That's a made-up term!
APC is a made-up term!
The spreading lies!
the tank. Damn right, let's get that tank. These guys know what they're talking about.
We just want to sell them some extended warranty. These guys know what they're, you see that?
These guys know what they're talking about right here. Where are the enemies? Oh, green
tank over there. Good, that's a basic wasn't device to one of my buddies and then have
What up?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Green tanks over there.
Shade west.
Who's gonna go to a spawn?
Can we do spawn?
I don't see anything.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh, wait, am I having it?
Am I having it?
No!
No, no, no!
No, no!
They shot him in the head!
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I'm blowin' it!
Right on us! Right on us!
Hold the chopper in! Hold the chopper in!
I'm getting you, I think.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
How is that taste still alive? I'll put a bomb on it!
You need a bigger bomb? Do you have a bigger bomb?
Chiefs are huge!
Oh guys we're about to win. We're doing pretty good.
Yeah, we have, we have, we have.
You get it? I gotta fall back there running right over there.
Move in a pack, get in there.
Move in a pack.
Get down way out of the bus stop.
You bomb it, you ass.
We just put the bomb on the back of it.
Is that like the weakest part?
Does that matter? I think there's a piece.
I think there's a piece.
You did it.
We're up.
You know we're amblin' the father of the king.
Oh, cool.
Oh, I know that the box is out there.
The tingles west, tingles west.
We win.
I'm trying to push our tower empty seven
Should be up there being that
The gate got right
We see we see we see this guy had
That's what you need
You know bullies bad boys out that way they can't find
Yeah, I didn't realize it was fun points. That's why they just drive around I
Think you have to stop for to be fun point. I think it's all the drive ups up. Yeah
Already used by one C4 charge of the red one did not that you do not that
If you followed the tutorial and told you the back is weak
Wait, comment, did you
Dude, I never it never told me to blow up tanks in the tutorial that never happened
They're tired of one guy. I'm trying to goof on me
This just appears in front of me I get the first shot
I guess we won. Oh, yes?
Did we win? I think we did. We're out. We're 2 points off land.
No one seems really close.
We got too much gear. We got too many attacks.
We got too much.
Bam!
We get it. Now I return you to the boy.
That is that what's been happening to me!
No backpacks, you giving-
No backpacks!
To the point you go!
HURRY!
Godfork's team's gonna work!
Alright, not too savvy, not too savvy, boys!
I
Don't know what the green be did they would kind of pop it up for a while and they didn't stop
Yeah, oh, yeah, I see we I'm a little for support now. I can be level you guys won't level support is it from those large hammer
Which way it was like
Level eight or five five eight. I don't know eight. I don't know. I don't know or seven. They're saying seven
How we get more support maybe just like building shit, you know
Let's go wait, let's go to a base and just move the biggest base just a little bit
The odds will probably level up to level seven by the by the time we finish the base
And we can go back to basic grab the the thing that pulls the thing towards us, you know, yeah
Yeah.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
That was a huge mess.
That won us a game.
That's Sucky Sucky.
Yeah, I bet you.
Go blue, go blue, go blue.
You guys make it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I bet you nobody else really knows how to do the Sucky Sucky.
So if we do the Sucky Sucky even one time,
Sucky Sucky $5, we can play with every game.
I keep clicking it in time
time and it doesn't actually put me in. Yes, what can we get here? I'll build a boss.
Let's see what I can do for ya. Can you build something nice?
I'll go take it I'll do it
I don't know if I'm getting into blue voice I've hit it like a thousand times and just
Hello
Yeah, boys, I don't think I'm getting into the blue team.
You just got to believe in yourself.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Tina, what I'm reading, we got to go to enemy towers and steal their codes.
What?
Yeah.
What?
That's what it says.
That's what AI says?
Yeah.
I don't think I know anything about this game yet.
I don't know.
Oh.
So you have to go to their towers and steal a code
and then.
That sounds cool.
Each tower gets one number.
Hey, hold on, wait, that's a three number code
between I just fucking guess it?
I mean, you probably could.
I mean, four digits, you can guess the last one
if you get three.
Oh, I see.
Okay, okay.
Um
Okay, we weird just code out in those towers you're like written on the wall
It's probably like a computer or something because it says a computer
Computer rooms second four. Okay. Okay. How about this? I'm gonna go build a huge base
Let's all build a huge base. Yeah, I'm not getting the blue boys. I'm not getting into blue
blue. Wait, then how are you in the blue? Okay, let's, okay, let's fix that problem first.
You got it. Okay, I'm going to go to green. I'm on green.
I'm on green. Okay, so wait, but once we, I'm green, once we have these, this code, right?
Yeah. And we're level seven or whatever. Well, how do we, I just can't get into any team,
I guess. I clicked it 30 times and it says joining faction and then it just boots
me back out to the, to the list. Okay, we're going red team.
Oh, no blue team. No, please evil. No blue team. All right. I'm blue. I'm blue. I'm blue
I'm blue and we're selling good. All right. Well, we treat them all
We take them all we take them we got them we got them the streets. I mean he says what rice dude
All right, we would say we have the code and we're level 7 construction or whatever
What do we do that?
School I've based on what I'm reading the high think you need the thingy. We need the large hammer
It says you need to have 6k oil in your tower in supplies 6k oil. What the hell is oil?
Some sort of resource
Will you get oil at I'm assuming from just like supplies
Because I know when I was flying the heli before I could put boxes on the side of the heli
Oxes.
What did it have? It had something in it.
Like, you hit B when you're flying.
Oxes.
It puts little crates on the side.
Is that gimmick?
Oxes.
Gimmick, I heard it was your birthday.
No, that's a mis...
I heard it was your birthday too.
Oh my god.
Did it have a birthday?
Let's get it all around.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to David!
Happy birthday to you!
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate that.
I
This is the chargeable battery again
Hey guys, wait, wait, just give a big backpack we need to lead a fob
No
We need a fob, and we need a fob, and we need to start building.
What's a big backpack, what's the size of it?
It's two by three to get the fob.
Two by three?
Okay.
You can't crash the alley being that.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
You can crash it.
Grab yourself a hammer.
This is going to be a hammered shot.
You grab the hammered shot.
I'll grab myself a hammer.
Hmm
I got a big armor for you really you guys figure that out. I'm gonna be a little tasty little drink
Thanks, boys. You guys figure out the hammer work
Thanks boss, please get it. Well, I got the big hammer guys for that
No, no, no, no, thank you my boy. It's in it's in the my guy the same guy by all the nudge
job
Really?
You build an oil well on your base, wait, so that's what someone told me let's go build
a base first.
I cannot find the thing because we built we built an oil well before we get the code
We need to get the code dead and get the whole thing.
I'm afraid for hammers, so you need to have a hammer.
Yeah, hold on.
Hold on.
How some boats are that time?
Buy an oil truck and move supplies.
Okay, this is seeming more in-depth than I had hoped.
Um, oil truck.
I
Guess okay
What do you say
I actually haven't seen an oil truck before
It's not like a logi truck
Maybe there isn't an oil truck to mine. I don't I do not see an oil track. I would get one guy on that one
Yeah, but I'm gonna buy a helicopter. Oh, I could buy the big one now
Five cents, Mr. Nunn.
Why?
Bring it back here again.
Get those motherfuckers.
I'll burn it!
I'll burn it!
I'll burn it!
I'll burn it, boys!
I'll burn it!
Burn a fifty-two X-cent.
Uh, which level hammer?
Watch you, but when they hear your voice, is that, Mr. Peanut?
Uh, did they polish it?
Could you wish Jackie had a piece of metal?
I'll have a level one hammer.
Uh!
Happy Birthday, Jackie!
Oh, bitch, you're gonna look full of magical activities.
Are you guys in the helicopter, boys?
Is this you?
This is me, this is me.
Yeah, I'm in.
Oh, make a party.
Make a party.
Wait, let me make a party.
I got it.
Wait, do you want my party?
Give me, do you want our helicopter?
Go in the party, go in the party.
Word, word, word, word.
I didn't think about it that way, Mr. gimmick.
Wait, do you see this?
It lets you hit B right now, peanut?
Yes.
Okay.
Armor crate, small crate.
Yeah, see, I don't know what it does.
Oh.
It puts them on the side of the helicopter.
I bought a small crate.
Oh, it's for storage.
Oh, it kicked people off.
Sorry, didn't know what that did.
Sorry, my bad.
My bad, didn't know what that did.
My bad.
All right, I'm back.
I don't know how to remove that, I don't know how to join the squad.
I don't know how to remove that, unfortunately.
I think when you, uh, quick-ass, I'm not like I said.
Unlock the squad real quick, unlock the squad real quick.
Watch it locked.
All right, I'm in.
We're heading over to the big and we're gonna build a base
I'll meet you guys there. I don't really we own all these we only let's take this one step at a time
Let's build the base. Let's make the oil
No, that doesn't make any sense. I've never given one guy the whole oil thing to
Let's get the base down and then we get the co-op. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so we get down and we go attack a tower
That's that's very good and then one of you has to remember the numbers
You need supplies to build the base. There you go
Well, they show I
Don't know how we get them though
But I'm not the supplies and I put down a thing and it said zero out of 13,000
It's just there's no supplies, but there's a limit to what you've done
You're taking this towel. Yeah
We did this hour. I don't know. I thought so. I mean maybe
I don't see anybody in it yet
I'm here in here.
We'll circle him back around, and we'll kill that guy, okay?
Ready to steal, my boy! Ready to steal!
Nice fire, man.
Right there, right there?
I don't see him.
Right there below you?
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't know, I'm on the lock to you.
Oh no, it's still locked.
Oh my god.
I did right there.
He's got the roof.
He's got the roof.
He's got the roof.
Oh god, it made some noise.
It made some noise.
It made some noise.
It made some noise.
It made some noise.
It made some noise.
We're going back for one more, one more strafe.
One more strafe, here we go.
This guy's got to kill him.
I don't know.
Oh, we're getting rid of Peanut.
Okay, you wanna fuck it? What's that?
What's that? Oh, I'm dead.
Ah, I'm dead. Ah, I'm dead.
Well, we took a risk. We took a risk.
Sometimes you gotta roll the dice.
Sometimes you roll the dice, boys.
You gotta roll those dice.
I
Missed a comment those two guys are on our right side. They weren't the best shooters
Hey guys, I'm almost there. Don't worry. Oh fantastic
What we are coming did you die? Oh?
Yeah, I died excellent excellent
We're gonna need another one of those bombs if you don't mind my eye I have one more fantastic
fantastic
I lost the hammer
Actually, there's one of that box. I'm gonna get one of the box for the whole base
By the helicopter
Let's ride. Oh shit. Oh
My god, there's actually diesel. Oh my god. There's not look look right here
what there's no gotta be fucking my ass are you serious I told you we built the
base then we get the codes and then we get the diesel somehow over to our base
and then we put it somewhere and then that's where right I think so any sense
make sense is that is that how it works don't you buy it and put it in the top
up
okay here we have to watch a smart camera and see how this game is really
played and set up the base on their side
I'm a smart trigger that I'm a smart
Then we have two dollars
Fuck you Simon. I'm smart. I'm a smart man. I'm there. I'm
I'm building a whole
Village here pal. I'm gonna build a whole kingdom
Just you watch. I'm gonna show you my so you are
Oh
She painted paint for sound boys
But she hot God fucks. I'm gonna get bucks Ivan
He said crap
He said crap. I'm gonna make us right on top boss
okay
Our team looks like they're getting slanted. Yeah, I don't think it's going very good price
but we're actually gaining points right now you have the most guys on the thing
because we're all here
we're just done nice and easy
and where are you oh what the
okay wait hold on wait
I
Would have blow up our helicopters so that we can build around it, right?
See for it before I mean see for I'm gonna be busy it
Oh, sorry.
It's going down right here.
Sorry.
It's down.
It's down.
It's got a medium hammer in there.
Don't stand too close, you'll fall off.
Don't.
It's a but, it's a but, it's a but, it's a but, it's a but, it's a but, it's a but, it's a but, it's a but.
Hmm.
Oh, that's the farm?
Yeah, yeah, put it down.
It's absolutely, I'm gonna grab the hammer real quick.
Hey, take the bigger one.
You can watch.
I'm getting sniped like crazy.
Alright, alright, I'm building up.
You can't click magazine one more point one moment
Okay, we got 12 under supplies they go crazy
I'm under attack! I'm under fire!
I'm under fire! I'm under fire!
I'm under fire!
I have to mate with her with the helicopter.
She's here.
She's the wreeze.
I'm gonna start building. I'm gonna start building.
I'm gonna start building. We're not stable here. I'm gonna start building.
What's better? Sandbags or Hasco...
...fires?
you see
this is a wall
you make that all that must be the big thing
you press F you press F
you press F to go to the next menu
oh I got the tiny hammer
I can't
you press F you press F
I'm in it I'm in it
is that a door? oh it's a fucking door
hey yo that's a pretty good wall
get a door on this side
I thought it was a go a wall
Okay, that's a grenade
Hold on wait a second
That's it
All right, go ahead
All right, we gotta get this thing up and run it we gotta get this you haven't run it
I'm gonna destroy this all right
You this this type of is busy me out this type of is piercing me up
I
Destroy it's just right
All right now I'm gonna put up a wall with a sacri suit that's right
Surely someone here stay. Oh my god. I'm destroying each wall individually fuck my ass stand back boys. I'm building
Oh, some boats never backs down.
I cut my parachute ten feet above the ground and that killed me.
Big jazzy.
Do I have, like, uh, bird boats, uh, disease or something?
Mortars
They're mortars, guys!
I definitely have birdbugs, in the explanation.
Alright, we're getting bombed.
We're getting bombed?
Well, yeah, well, I'm almost done walking through the stifling speed. Two more seconds.
I was safe the site where we're safe the site I got I got to watch it up
I was safe this time man. There we go boys from the palms
Something's under us we got dead people under us. There's definitely people under us
I killed him at this time of claymore.
Who the hell are all these people?
What the hell is going on?
I'm just trying to build a nice home for us, a nice home we can love each other and
raise a family.
Oh
Are you guys all dead I'm getting revived right now, but it's like 10 of us dead. Yeah, I see on the map
Maybe that's why we don't do it that far up we can get more
Tell me tell me right now. Is anybody alive? So what's actually fucking me? I'm not really sure it's going up
But is anyone alive?
We're getting mortar. There's no point in going to revive you is a constant mortar situation
It's a CMS
There's anyone alive out there
Oh we tried we gave it our all we gave it our all
It's no everyone's that okay. All right. Well, okay the base building didn't go that good
But the plan never goes good on the first try everybody knows it everyone knows that we do we've got to try again
I'm losing so much money doing this. I'm you want to honestly fuck the base fuck the maze
We don't even need it. We're go. Let's go to the other three towers get that code. Yeah
Yeah, one of the towers doesn't even have people in it. Well, let's hit that tower first. Let's do that now
We got guys in the forest
East number two. I just realized since we're streaming if we get the code
When they know the code do we have two towers. I mean do we need?
So how we have the middle tower now?
Wait
Do we even know the code of our dollars, I don't think that's a good thing to know
You got the best pilot America, buddy, don't you worry brothers? I'm getting us to the front lines
Oh
Yeah, no, no barrel rolls. No, maybe one barrel roll but not not many not maybe it's too bad
I mean two barrel rolls and that were right and
Maybe three barrel rolls and we're right in the accent. We're right there
Oh
Just a couple couple barrel rolls to get the team around
There we go boys there we go all right we're landing I'm gonna listen to me. I'm gonna go for it
I'm gonna go for the tower on the left side. All right, I'm gonna get that code. Yeah, we go for the tower in the middle. I
Can certainly try
There we go, there it is. Oh shit
You don't forget to tip your driver
I'm not even joking.
Sure enough, we go into tower two, green has tower two now.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
And this guy crashed into it.
Okay, I have just lost $60,000 in a matter of 20 minutes.
I have literally nobody anymore.
I'm not even joking.
Okay, I need to go on a murder spree.
Spotted the spotted the pop thing. Yeah, that's one of the pop thing. Yeah, lock it in boys lock it in
But I'll bear this that was a great landing it would just have to be a
Tree there. I don't know who put that tree there, but that's who killed me
I landed the helicopter
I need to kill like a hundred people get my buddy back
We go up here and capture this I'm a turn from we the blue
Wait this zone is here
Oh, they go to the last of my money and it's gone and it's gone.
Okay.
Okay.
Carma, is that you next to me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
One sec.
I could really use your assistance.
I could really use your assistance.
I don't know what happens when you're broke.
I don't want to find out.
I don't want to be in.
Now I'm dead. Perfect. There's an army in the trees.
Interesting.
Eh, re-exit. You know what? Let me up my bribe to maximum. $500. $500 bribe. Do you see that?
Someone's coming for you. Someone's coming.
Oh, I see. I think I just saw a green guy past me.
Oh
Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Oh
Where you guys guys I just my first successful helicopter
Balance all things should be and eat of my $500
Oh shit, we
I'm gonna be safe, I'm gonna be safe.
Thank you sir, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh shit, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Oh fuck, move.
Woo.
And then over here boys.
And then over to the back that he's changed.
Fuck it, move.
Did you get up?
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
There's people everywhere,
there's a sniper like,
Run down!
Fuck you, buddy!
Oh God!
When? When? When? When? When? When? When?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
Oh, hello again, sir!
Thank you very much, sir! Thank you very much!
Just go in that one, boys. I won't lie.
I won't lie, it's strange.
We gotta turn it up, not to, we have to turn it up a notch.
Thank you, gentlemen! Thank you, boys!
The bidding he left off me to give him $10 for each kind, then we...
Oh, Diggle, oh, Diggle!
Go away, go away!
Oh, shit!
show someone something for the northeast boys there's a guy in the northeast
we're gonna kill him
I'm gonna do a little flicking if you want him to kill me okay?
we're back on the road
I'm going in!
to crack my eggs
the fuck is going to kill me?
Okay, all right, and okay.
Ringle, ringle, ringle.
I'll make him shoot, okay?
Don't you touch me.
Yeah, go ahead and make him shoot.
He's bugging to shoot at me right now.
He's not shooting.
Might have just hurt him.
I'm not even standing on the open.
He's not shooting at me.
Leave your hand back here.
Oh, he shot, he shot.
Did you hear that?
I hear that one.
Got you, Zed.
Got you.
Nice.
Damn it.
Fuck.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I think I might have enough money for one more check.
I might have enough.
I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to kill you more.
Oh, I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to kill myself.
I have enough money for one, one more tent!
Hopefully, if I'm lucky.
You blind, that guy was even on my speed!
You gonna spend more time in my money?
No.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Okay, all right, I just need to get the defibrillator.
We don't need that, we don't need that.
The defibrillators are for bitches.
Oh, and 10 seconds left for this bad boy.
Alright boys, now it's time to cook!
Now it's time to cook boys, let me tell you something.
I'll bring him a hot!
I'll bring him a heat, I'll bring him a fire!
Oh wait.
Spawn vehicle is not in the control zone.
Oh for fuck's sake, is it?
Oh my god, it's right there.
All right, I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself.
I'm not driving this all the way down.
I would rather stick my dick in a fire an hell.
No thank you, no thank you.
Thank you. You know what? Hold on. Wait a sec.
I'll take this car. This is faster.
Fuck you, sir. Fuck you.
I'll fit. I'll fit, sir.
You need the money. You get money when people spawn into it?
Thank you, sir. Thank you, thanks.
Wait. Hold on. Wait a sec.
Passive income.
Passive income? Hold on now.
He's talking about diversifying my stock portfolio with equities and bonds.
Hold on now, wait a minute, hold on now.
Hold on now, hold on now.
This could be a good investment.
Every guy you drop bombs, you think he gets kills?
Uh...
Oh.
So you're saying that this tank is unliquified equity, and every time an asset, aka a soldier,
utilizes my asset for spawning, I receive dividends upwards of 1 to 2% of the liquidation
of said asset which then converts back into my cash value of my portfolio. Is that correct?
Hold on now, hold on now. Hold, wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on now. Okay. Okay now.
on right that down right that down was we got a we got a bit of
monetization going on here we got a little bit of multi marketing a business
scheme going on here stock stocks and
Come on, Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.
The motion, motion!
are you trying to get that in the big circle and we can spot it.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
I am on it.
What if somebody hops in the driver's seat
and then pops out with it, then all the money go to him?
Wait, have you seen it?
While you're standing still, do you just like bomb-patch?
I, apparently I need to stay in it.
Well, I thought that might be crazy.
That would have been, uh...
Are you driving?
I am driving right now.
You're probably driving on that, right?
Well, yeah, but you can't spot it while I'm driving, so I have to go there and check.
Oh, yeah.
Now I'm not doing that. That would have been a very pertinent piece of information.
Just wait one second while I spawn. See how much you get from me spawn it.
So I'm good, so I'm good?
Don't just want you to get your little clothes.
It's your little clothes.
So I just got $3,000 for getting it here.
That girl and everyone deploy here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Well, they go so 1,800 of it.
Ha ha ha.
OK, whenever you want.
OK, responding, responding.
I like 8 of us
Please find I it's one second
We're here
$250 per person
That's my 250 buddy
Thank you. Thank you
I see multiple tangles on our base. I saw two greens move in from our base.
I guess he's checking in. How's the pop going? How's everything going?
Pretty good, pretty good.
Oh, we're getting mortared. We're getting mortared.
I'm gonna drive it under the base. I'm gonna drive this thing under the base.
Yeah, I see a green guy. He's running under our base. He's running in.
Oh, red guy, red guy.
Two red guys coming up. Two red guys coming up.
One dead?
Wait, hold on, wait, I might have the better here.
Oh, there you go, don't let that happen.
All right, well, we're...
Oh yeah, I'll just get right on that, let's see it.
I'll always go ahead and, you say you want the smoke?
You want the smoke?
Oh!
Yeah, hold on, hold on, a lot of buttons in here.
This is my first time, my first time,
a lot of buttons, and so on.
That's the sea warmer.
I'm in bounds.
What's it looking like over there?
Not good.
Not good.
Not good.
Not good.
Got me.
I'm in need of medical attention, that's for me.
Huh.
100 meters.
We have a $200 ride.
What is that?
There's like a tank sure to have me from there or something.
I don't know what's going on.
Guys, we started this mission with building a base in the Codes and we have done neither
of those things and we're 50 points down we're doing pretty good also I lost all my money
also I lost I'm not even getting given in from the bank that I just took five business days
we drive from the base over here
and gassing for mangassing
I don't know where they are on your body thank you much
What is that?
Fudge it!
Chip!
Fudge it!
I'm smoking and I'm going to...
Chip!
Firebat!
Firebat!
Good that you've got a lefty dog!
Thank you for your time,
thank you for my wife.
I'm sorry.
Good to see you again,
my big man!
Good to see you again,
big man!
Good to see you again, big man!
You guys don't want to hear me!
Oh wait, I'm actually getting
ready for the spotting still!
Who should we?
I'm back! I'm back!
Who should we?
They're in the windows of there.
It's a tank, it's a tank, not an APG.
It would just make me feel more comfortable if you said, P not, it's a tank.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate you saying that.
It's very kind of you.
My man.
My man.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Now watch this drive.
Alright boys, we all pop out at the same time and we take that tower!
Three, two, one, charge!
Yo, I am still getting money. I'm getting a ton of money for that. Holy crap.
I'm getting paid, I'm getting paid, I'm getting paid!
I'm leveled up my driver status too or whatever
We are going to get our main priority party number one
No, I didn't have to make up my defenses, I'm sorry.
I'm sick and big.
This is going nice.
This is going good.
Got one, got one.
Gotcha.
You know.
I got touched one of those, dude.
Oh.
Hold on.
Oh
So we're going push up push up
Get in there boys! Get in there!
Hey hold on that side right speed.
All reds are dead, all reds are dead.
Oh they're not, not all dead, all dead, all dead, all reds are dead, all reds are dead.
Oh yeah. Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you he might shot him! I'm a fucking dead body!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Do the top of the tower boys you gotta get rid of these dirty rags
You know if they made up you
You guys much in the tower I just got here I stopped cuz I thought he was dead
Why is there's a dirty man up here?
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. I see a couple more bandages real
Oh, there's something in here.
Oh, is it?
Oh!
Oh, someone is.
Somebody's sound-boarding me.
Somebody's sound-boarding me.
Lock and load, boys! Lock and load!
Hmm, do you have a good armor on?
He's got a hand! I thought he was dead!
I'm shooting! I'm shooting!
Thank you, boys! Thank you, boys!
I'm serving your country proud of me!
You'll be highly committed for this back-of-the-season!
I
Need the tower might be clear
It was this big was so nice oh my god
I'm going to go over the subway
I'm with
I've been hardened. I'm hard. Good. I'm hard as well
Okay, please shoot one of the other 50 idiots that are with me. Oh, please God
Oh, how long is gonna have ever see my life?
Captain is telling for the booty boys
Boys!
Keep that, keep that, keep that, keep that.
Musta, yeah, George Washington down there.
I don't know what he's gonna do,
but we gotta get this down right here.
We gotta get this down.
Oh, there's no way.
I thought they'd be further.
I thought they'd be a little further up.
Oh my God, I saw four blue guys.
I thought it was safe.
Ah, damn it!
God, God!
Wait, are you guys here?
Can you come by me?
Yeah, it's clear in the area.
Wait, I'm gonna have a show you.
Wait, I'm gonna have a show you.
Wait, I'll let you be.
Can you clean it up?
I just teleported up nice way
What's going to rain this freaking way?
He's dead
What's that happen?
Thank you for the credit
I don't think so
Thank you boys, thank you boys
You said no one's here
You got to get to the zone now.
Oh, you guys go to the zone?
You guys still down yet?
I don't know if you've been to the top yet.
Oh, fantastic.
Got sniped from some undisclosed location like you do.
And got sniped from the top.
Oh, you got to get to the zone.
Oh fantastic got sniped from some undisclosed location like you do and another one and another one and another one
All right boys top is clear
Clear, touch clear.
And...
I can't do it, not a clear.
Snipers.
Sorry, we gotta revive man up here.
Kill me.
Kill me right now.
Kill me right now.
Guys, they've gotta add the biggest glint on the end of these sniperscopes.
These snipers have so much power.
If someone's aimed at me with a sniper scope, this should be two sons of this guy.
I
Be healing
Agreed agreed agreed agreed agreed
We took it we took it out of your chat out of your chat
He's 154 southeast are we are you down? We are the thing
We move the hot shoulder
Come on boys to the hot shoulder
I think that one guy on the south side is sniping with a slingshot.
16 damage, burst off for that gentleman.
Hot dog 200 meters, I move what?
Follow me, give me a follow me boys.
Build up your base?
I think it's fucking stupid, I hope they don't listen to people crying about being bad.
I think it's fucking stupid, I hope they don't listen to people crying about being bad.
That's you right now, buddy. That's you right now.
Shut up, pussy! Shut up!
I'm hiding in the crates and on the bridges in there.
Follow me, gay! Follow me, boys!
Wait, where'd my armor go?
We don't have armor!
We gotta get armor!
Excellent!
Excellent!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Sir, I can use some medical assistance if you ever spare a moment!
On the way!
Thank you, good sir!
Thank you, good sir!
Our teammate's got us.
Don't you worry.
I always carry a nag.
I was cool when I bought this kid.
I didn't even get to get the nebibulator.
mm-hmm looks like i got my arm around but you can see it would you die again
mech i think you could sure think you could
say
You're back out of my way.
I got him!
Thank you, Otis.
I have to find out if he's dead.
Jesus, who realized that?
You're good, Peanut?
Yeah, I got that.
Yeah, he's gonna show this dance
We were shown the dance bastard take his armor
There's some
Oh
the hell is doing motor strikes I don't know if you die I'm looking for camera
it as we need to kill them
what is that boys
I should be good good pretty good games boys we're getting on red that's really
far behind we're doing pretty good boys
Oh, take off, take off, take off, take off!
Hey, Mr. Carver, how you doing?
I'm sure now.
I'm pretty sure the mortars are up in like a house up here.
Hey, Mr. gimmick, how you doing?
Oh my god.
George, right over here, boss.
Yo, we are gated! We are gated right now, boys!
You have more people on the plate by a little lot.
Oh yeah.
This is pretty good.
This is our moment, this is our time.
They would sing shawks, they would tell tales of this moment.
Oh my god.
I guess we just stay in the zone and really look at everybody's contesting.
Oh, they opened.
I'm not even gonna die.
Oh my god, that mortar guy?
Dude, I, okay, that mortar guy has to be following us.
He has to be following us.
He has to be following us.
We can't stay here dude mortar man. He's on us
I found the car I see the truck I see the truck. I see a green guy
I know you can use to steal everybody
Fuck you
Fuck you and all the greens
team
I think until they turn to a backpack thing. So here you want to talk shit by the way
Circles circles get
I
Think he's giving you tons of money. I guess I'm at $45,000. It's just this line. I've done nothing. I'm just walking around doing nothing
Wait, oh you set up the tank
Yeah, I got to do that guy listen, I know I've said it a lot but that guy seems like
everywhere I go it's the mortar guy it's the mortar guy all right guys if you
revive take they may have either on you they're on you so we're getting
revived we're getting revived fantastic fantastic
they're doing it the old bet oh yeah you kill that what is that guy you got
you'll get him there could be there's a guy on the hill sniping us that guy
could he's probably not it's because his buddies up on that hill giving him
Importance, but the mortars keep following where I go. Oh, yeah
This guy yeah, yeah
What are guys over the west oh, I need to armor I just realized I got nine percent
Do you go kill the mortar guy?
Mortar and already have shell cameras. What's a shell camera?
Is it like a like a homing machine? You can see where it's going
Hide the map
That's maybe a good idea
Thank you. I'd be a good idea
Like rust like we only got me one time seriously about that that mortar things by pretty hard to control
even if you can't see the screen it's probably not a big deal
yeah I'm used to it it's a nightmare I don't really understand it
oh no no no
I'm a little behind
I just walked by
Oh
You're on your own you're you're out in circle
Fuck you fuck you
What
Hey, we're coming back in this one, boys.
We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
There's a bunch of guys.
We kind of between us, across the street.
Here, gunfire.
Are we going?
I'm pushing up.
I'm pushing up.
Another one.
Green amount, green amount.
I lit one.
I lit one
On that big tower too
I'm thinking it's Bob's I'm thinking it's Bob's
I don't know what color but I saw a bunch of them up there
That's much. I'm back with man. Can you mind me?
I'll guard you here. I'll back first, then you back. I'll guard you, okay?
We gotta move
Where's it?
Yeah, they're in that tower there in that tower Pete
Green green called it from their tower
They're sucking it, they're sucking it!
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it!
It is going so quick. I can't catch up to it. It's a helicopter next to me take I jump land right by
All I need to cover these after mine. Oh, we gotta get to it boys
Should you
Many healing okay, I keep getting up
I
Just kidding is that you behind me you cover
Green is sucking us to be the suck at us. It's sucking so fast like I can't even keep up
I heard those shots I we had an ally on the other side of the gate
I thought it was him shooting. We have allies all around us. They should be able to get it.
Gentlemen, there's a guy spanking at the corner!
Be careful, Squidward!
I got an assist.
Are you about to get revived?
Is he got me?
Take a good shot, take a good shot!
A fine soldier to find man!
Oh, Mr. Skinny Fatboy, Mr. Frosty, cool for taking this one!
Good, good, amen!
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you, my boys.
This that's wrong cowboy. Oh, what the hell?
I don't I don't want to cover I love you to read it citizen
See what I did to this man. Oh
Oh smoke doesn't work
We gotta move we've taken a bunch of points
Come on boys creeps take it out of my points. Whatever you're done having sex with that man's corpse
I
How long does it say sucky on there
I'm shooting a ball that's a ball
Hey man, what's up?
You know my homie's hate that call
Oh, I'm already out of ammo
I got you not my Ikeem
Let me see a body with not my Ikeem
Shower pretty fast
Are you good? I'm about to go you're kind of kind of I'm just rainbow go ahead go ahead
It's just a little peep.
See, this guy's got some 9x19.
See, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some.
Oh, darn it!
Oh, nobody has anything!
Give me a goodies, give me a goodies!
Give me a goodies, give me a goodies!
Oh, nobody has 9x19!
Damn it!
Call that poverty I'm a I'm an 18. No, it's delicious. It's delicious
Fantastic fantastic. Well, I'm dead gentlemen. I am there. Oh, I'm gonna run
Oh, never mind
You coming to give me boss
We must have killed a bunch of greens only have 17 guys in the circle we're about to take first place
Oh, he's on your body looting you
Get out of here! Get away from me!
We have a teammate looting you and an enemy looting you.
Are you serious?
Yeah, there was one of our teammates was reviving you on one side and another guy...
What is that enemy?
Sorry, I'm just not up to it.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
That guy is sharp. Nothing gets past that guy.
That guy I'm gonna revive though I think they got
About two quick revives. I'll be if you want to look me first. I
Got a deep in oh
Deep of you when I get up I see people all these guys that way they just like scouting they get shot
I died immediately
Just in the tower with scopes beyond our imagination
We kill ourselves
Still got a bunch of friendlies, but this is like a death trap.
There's somebody in the tower just watching us waiting.
We did not even suck at the zone anymore.
Is that even a reason to be here?
Look, the zone's over here!
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey guys, we'll just kill ourselves.
Our spot thing is like right next to you, huh?
I'm just gonna kill myself.
I'm just gonna kill myself.
Yeah, he's dead zone.
Yeah, he's dead zone ASAP.
Locking.
Oh my God, it's 100%.
Don't work out there, deep! Don't work!
Good work out there soldiers, okay, I think I'm gonna oh wait
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna reset. No, I would that's right. I just want the little take you come on
Give me please why the take this doesn't even edit you give a okay
I'm going in I'm coming fuck you fuck you
These dirty reds these dirty reds
I'm here. I'm here. I'm going to the tower
what okay I shred that there's a guy he's gonna be healing right at the top
of the ladder to your left wait what absolutely shit I'm gonna be healing
because I actually shredded that dude
Fuck you! I got him! I got him! I got him!
He's stupid!
Towers clear! Towers clear! Hold Towers clear! Hold Towers clear!
We're gonna win.
Yeah, I got the thingy.
Meal on!
Little something, something. Little something, something.
We gotta get to that zone. Red is taking a bunch of points.
Lady passes again.
Pack a quick magazine.
Magazine?
straight north. Yeah, I'm about to get you guys. I'm about to get you guys. We are there.
Oh, there's guys. Oh, well, that's not good. Oh, come on, boys. I'm not watching shit right now,
I
Said down at the musket again
Everybody was my buddy was we okay
Oh, they're everywhere dude. They're everywhere.
I see my hands.
You gotta get that shot boys.
Wait, oh, we're holding. Holy shit.
How much the red guys died? We're actually good.
Never mind.
I got a heal. I got a heal.
Perfect.
Did we see she goes down?
Oh
Go to the hot zone
And nobody said you got a the numbers window I hear shots of the hot zone though. I'll push out push up
Oh Jesus Christ!
Go in, go in!
That guy was going 100 miles an hour!
I think Red Team's completely faulted.
It's Green Team up here now.
Red Team had like 40 guys in here.
I think only 11.
I
You call it like that the planes that something look at kill street
Which how you call the plane boys?
Hardly lame. I've seen them. Have she come on the fart
They're part of their part of the poop
Gotcha
It'd be farted in pooping
I
Know we hear the church
Hello chair
Oh
We get a little close to us and play a cap we want to head to the zone just be safe
What's going back to us oh fantastic perfect what a sweet treat what a sweet treat
I think we got a thing wrapped up
Where the hell is a red team though? Why do you have seven guys yet? Where's it like 50 in their base?
I'm coming
Don't you worry about it!
There you go sir.
There you go sir. God speed brother, God speed!
Could use a $10 gift!
Could use a $10 gift!
I
Hold on that well, I got this one. Don't worry guys. I got this one. I got this one
Now you don't give me that $10 tip this time. Thank you, but you
They're gonna give me that $10 tip this time. Huh, buck crew yet?
Give me that $10 gift. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. That's not his own
Oh
Oh
I got too much, I got too much
DUN!
Why do you get a ton of money for reviving these people?
We're stacking
We're stacking in bad games
Oh
You want to be held just jerk
I
Wish I forgot to you oh
Oh, oh god
Give me a couple minutes, give me a bunch!
I got one of them, I got another one.
Think you can shoot, think you can shoot. I'm packing some bags so I can push up, alright?
Just keep busy, keep busy!
I'm almost sealed, I'm almost sealed.
Not good!
I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you.
Push yourself to get down by the pipe on the drill and push up there.
I'm going in!
George!
There's two people laying down at the grass over there on the right one got one got one
I
Reloading taking my sweet ass time fantastic fantastic
What a sweet treat we got we've they got them though. We're getting revived. We're getting revived. Yep. Yep. Yep
I know it's all of them to be argument in the circle. We teach about to have as many guys as us in the circle
Fuck, Mr. Pregnant Miller-Lite!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Good to see you again, good sir!
I imagine you'll be expecting a $10 tip!
And he's still murdering us!
That was faster.
Well, you're not getting one!
Fuck you, Mr. Pregnant Miller-Lite!
Oh, shit!
I was just joking!
I was gonna give it to ya!
to you I was just joking I was gonna give it to you I was gonna give it to you
what's going on?
a little bit of healing, a little bit of healing.
I'm dead about right to the top.
That's grief.
That's grief.
There's only one guy out of us from getting the points.
Yeah, move.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Just packing bags and I'm gonna be like a gazelle. Oh, fantastic. Fantastic.
I'm galloping on the hot zone as we speak, as we converse.
Oh, I see what...
Perfect.
Hey, I'm dead again.
Thank you sir, thank you, you'll be getting a $10 tip for your service.
Thank you.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
Protect the president.
That is my $10.
That is my $10.
You'll be getting no such thing.
A little bit more.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
little bit of human land little bit of human land
hey gang how you doing?
there's some gentleman down there in that river
oh alright
ten dollars! ten dollars
for whoever revives me
ten dollar tip ten dollar tip for whoever revives me
We can start from that tower, uh, northeast.
Yep, that looks good to me, Gene.
Not looking good for me.
I do not believe I'll be surviving this one, unfortunately.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're going to stay right there and I'm going to come kill every single one of them.
The one thing that's at the telephone tower to the, like, the north or something.
Oh, that one.
It's a $10 tip in it for you
Remember give it to you. I think it's $10. I know
Somebody oh great this is their life. I forgot to give you $10 for last time. Oh my goodness. They got you came in by me
Oh god dude, it's like walking through sand!
Fantastic, fantastic.
This game makes the inertia in Tarkov look like fucking Call of Duty. Holy shit.
I killed myself. I'm going back.
I'm going back!
I'm still kicking.
I'm going to get that defibrillator again.
You guys, I see if we all use defibrillators, it'll help out a lot.
Come on.
If that, you know, battery, you get four, you get four revised per battery, too.
I'm so jealous.
I let run!
Oh, three teams taking points, three teams taking points!
Actually, I'm just watching this thing, I'm just watching this thing.
Come on, gang!
That's more on the thing.
Oh, it's the suction again, boys.
Yeah
We're sucking it. They're sucking it. We're gonna stop them. You have me stop them again
You know
Please don't stop them about a bus
Oh
Twist their dick suck them back harder now being cap and power
You just pay them and they leave
How do you get in the base when they have it wall? I think there's always one place you can go and
There's a reason
Is there we know that it makes sense. No wait
You mean we've them to open a door. Oh, we know you didn't see four charges to blow up the doors
And I did for the tank remember
Yeah
I'm sure you really need to go in there. We can just get like ten guys
And go sit in the circle outside their base and make it
Say hang about hang around on the walls a ramp
Oh, that's it be back a little bit any of you
Oh, I forgot to give you $10 from last time.
Oh my god.
Oh my, that's on me.
That's on me brother.
I totally slipped my mind.
Next time you revive me, $10 is just for you big man.
You know what?
No, $20.
$20.
Gotta keep the team around.
Gotta keep a keep around high.
That circle moved, dude.
That circle moved it.
It moved it with purpose.
Oh, jeez, the weak...
That circle's moving with purpose.
Now? Okay.
Jump!
Land!
Which one's uh, the tower? Which one's the tower?
We might have to clear this tower before we hit the set up.
Oh god, another one!
Another one!
I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
We're cooking boys, we're cooking!
We've been packing, we've been packing.
But dude, they are all over that tower.
I mean like fucking everywhere.
Y'all like five minutes before we get more popped around.
Where's that we get inside?
I want you to run.
Peanut is your crew is the one that's going to win this for us.
That's right.
Circle right at what's running.
What's it's a dollar?
Lock it.
Oh, we have a spawned.
You can come over there.
We were actually taking the punch from right now.
They don't have enough people here.
There's stupid.
Hey, there's a little light.
We've gotta find a way inside.
Please, please, before me.
Out of the air, sir.
I got too much, I got too much.
I got too much to give me.
Give me the light, you tell me you're dead.
I got revived and I got redied.
You got boxed and died.
Oh, a quick redaction.
They're dodging, they're dodging.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
What's bad is because there's a guy on the fucking hill.
You go, my secret.
You go.
I'll take you, take you, take you.
There's a guy on the hill.
Get in there boys, get in there.
He's dead.
I need to...
Oh my God.
Oh, they let us in?
They let us in, they let us in.
Okay.
I'm gonna come by you.
Ready? Three, two, one.
Come on!
Oh god!
Get it, move, get it, move!
Get it, move!
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm meeting them, I'm meeting them.
I can't fucking heal, I can't fucking move.
I just got a fucking post up here.
Oh shit!
I killed one.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm gonna try to heal, I'm gonna try to heal.
Preserve, preserve!
Watch the right, there could be two right, I don't know.
She first, she first, right, I'm up, I'm up.
Where the base you went? Where the base you tell her about to move up?
Go to the tower, go to the tower?
Was it a huge first?
I think it's like a little bunker.
I'm supposed to move around the tower, move to the tower!
Go, go, go!
The bunker's a door here, she's wet!
What?
I'm keeping
I'm keeping
I'm keeping
There's a guy up there 100% a guy not even black
They're looking for shaking me. Yep. Yep. We're moving up. We're moving up
I'm going in boys I'm going in!
Oh shit!
Damn, should have been the second guy.
Should have been the second guy boys.
Should have been the second guy.
Oh, printable light you are about to give that $10 brother.
Holy crap!
I'm going in boys.
I'm going in boys.
I'm going in boys.
I'm going in boys.
I'm going in boys.
I'm going in boys.
$10 brother. Holy crap. What a clutch. You earned the $10 this time
I'm beginning to keep spongebob killing them. Yeah, I am I am
We can't make everything.
We have to, we have to make the move.
We have to capture the things.
You can see the bomb?
Can you see the bomb?
It's moving, it's moving.
I have to back back, so I have to back back.
Let's capture the base.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
There.
The telecom is going down the slides!
Where's the bomb, where's the bomb at?
Pack the button on the second floor?
I pregnant with the light, we need to find the bomb to capture the boss.
But wait, we already did, never mind.
Good work, pregnant miller-like, good work!
Wait, hold on now.
Hold on, wait a minute.
Hold on, wait just a minute here.
Hold on now.
What's going on here, hold on now.
What, we got here, what?
What's all this business right here?
Is this your weapon boys?
I haven't seen you yet, is this going or not?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I see what.
Oh, don't.
No.
God yeah.
Stupid pussy.
God yeah.
No more light! No more light!
No more light!
What's that?
Oh, thank god!
Oh my god! Oh!
You're about to get ten dollars! Let me take that!
Oh my god!
This is the most deserved ten dollars of your entire life right here!
Thank you, Washington. Thank you, Washington.
Thank you, Washington. Thank you, Jimmy. Thank you, thank you.
Oh
You see that boy, do you see that?
Give it
Oh
Are we super super serious
Right now the circles free are we super duper serious guys?
Alright hold on now hold on okay hold on now wait a minute guys guys I don't want
to jump the gun here I don't want to jump the gun here okay I don't want to jump
the gun but I feel like I want I want to see me I'm crazy right now I want to
I feel like maybe, maybe, maybe.
That guy doesn't like this.
That guy might not like a specific alone,
getting us points.
There's no enemy in the tower.
We need to, I'm abandoning the tower.
Yeah, we just sink shots.
Oh, nice.
Is this the part where we have shaggs?
It can be.
Oh.
You record it.
Oh!
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Oh!
You can't be...
What's going on here?
Oh!
We hit that guy.
We hit that guy.
We just killed it.
Oh, God!
Oh, no!
What the hell is going on?
Now I see how all the pussies are sniping.
This is kind of fun, alright, alright, okay, alright, alright, okay, alright, alright,
Oh
What is going on back there? Hey, where's yet mr. Middle-Eye?
Maybe two little people
Why do you?
Nice
You see that boy? You see that boy?
We're cooking! We're cooking!
I'm in the room.
Hey, Aydre?
You see on the roof?
What the hell is going on that day?
Oh, good work, good work!
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm doing both. I'm multitasking. Dude the other teams have abandoned
the circle. We're getting points. There's only two of us here. I think buddy's playing
tower defense over there yeah it's going pretty good it's going pretty good
that's I take it all back so I think it's the best
so I think it's a bit so I think it's a bit
oh shit
guys on again yeah North North North they're not in the tower they're on
like they're they're bulls by the street
Oh, oh, oh.
Got him, boys.
Don't you worry.
We love getting in the circle, and it's just the two of us
here.
So that's a squad that could start taking points.
Is that coming from?
I don't know.
I see anyone.
33?
I see it.
Oh, I see it.
It wants it.
It wants it.
Two guys behind me. Two guys.
They're parachuting. They're parachuting.
One died. One died.
Perfect.
I just shot triangle.
Oh, the nurse is dead.
We got this we got this
I'm sure this water guy I'm sure this fucking water guy
Oh
That's a truck. We suck at it
We're stuck at was it on the mountain over yonder
Perfect. All right. Okay. All right.
All right! God, where'd he go?
Another victory for the blue team boys.
I hate those dirty reds and those dirty greens.
Come back!
What, it was the red team, they got like 50 points
and then nobody else was up there?
Yeah, they were farming.
Hey, those guys, those guys, I got $168,000 right now.
What?
I got 191 maybe, I had a hundred and ninety-one.
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
Oh lord, okay, that was that last half of that game.
That's it, everything's clickin', everything's fallin' into place.
The podge was comin' together, the podge was comin' together.
I'm switchin' off the MP9.
I'm switchin' off the MP9, but I need something that has quick...
I need an AK, man.
Oh.
The AK-34?
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, I found that gun to be cool, right?
I don't know.
I need something that has quick...
What's it called, the...
ADS.
ADS.
I need something quick, ADS.
ADS is one of the weaknesses I've been killed because of that a few times.
Oh go over to go Ricky
You can't see that out loud. I'm not even done loading it. So now I'm not gonna be able to get into red team. Well
Are you done loading now?
No, I'm 52%
I think this is the first time I've played this map. So it's taken longer
Try a new scope, I don't know if it's actually different map that looks different
I'll try to take a tinkle as soon as I get into the tube
Who's bossy? Red? Red?
All right I'm in red I'm in red. Coming to you again? Yeah yeah. I'm still
clicking. I'm gonna take a tip I'll be right back or actually I'll wait to
make sure we all get in the same team because I'm gonna need to do more
Clicking
Bebe a
Bebe yeah, yeah
I think he was playing you he was made mention it earlier told me just that message you play right now
I
Don't know what's gonna be real quick yeah
Yeah
Wait if we back out can I run downstairs for a minute?
Just for one minute!
Or are we backing out?
For one minute.
Are we backing out or are we just chillin'?
Wait, hold on, wait, I'm texting him, I'm texting him?
Text him?
Okay, okay.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay, I got in red, if not.
Oh.
Pete, you gotta work to get the drill operation some real liquid goop up.
I don't know how to fuck to do the drill.
Please.
Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure to see how the drill works, it won't be.
Someone told me to put the code in your fob, like, dude, I don't know.
The fact that we're playing this slop over cod, it should be illegal to say that sentence.
It should be illegal to say that sentence.
You should be in prison for saying that sentence.
You think we're playing this slop over call of duty?
You should be in jail.
You should be in jail.
Did I play the card reveal and instantly got on this?
And I've been having a fucking blast.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't even care if you like this game or not.
But to have that innocentness, to have that sentence be in jail,
And he just spawned that in the universe and now probably I'm gonna die.
He has started a butterfly effect that will determine the end of the world.
By simply speaking that sentence into existence.
You know what you've done? You know what you just did?
Humans were never supposed to say that sentence.
What have you done?
Bang this laugh over a call of duty.
Listen, I'll get back to the drawing board on that. I'll have to. Listen, I'm gonna get to the drawing board on that, and I'll get back to you. I'll get back to you. I will get back to you, sir. Don't you worry.
Brother, you're gonna earn a purple heart after this one.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
How is a baby in here?
He's in our game. I
Was gonna D-Dos you but I thought you know, I'd let you guys play a little bit more
We we we could use you in here a baby we can use you in here
Yeah, yeah, I got it. Can we get C4s?
I would just like to say we need a bomb expert
Yeah, walk it's C4 bombs. I'm all in. Do you think you maybe do that or no?
yeah absolutely you sure you be good at it oh my god I was born to do this okay
all right okay I'll be okay I'll be uh I'll be uh I'll be like the shooter guy
I'm at the shooter guy okay all right okay I'll be improvised explosive
defense okay all right okay okay I we might let's back out let's all back
out. Okay. Right. Okay. Pied up the shooting expert, Habibi, the bomb specialist, by his
own volunteer, as he just said, he just said that he would take care of that role. And
that is why I'm saying that. That is why I'm saying that. Because he just, I'm merely
repeating what he just said. He expressed his status. That would be his role during
the game and that's why I'm saying that again just worry it great because
expressly stated that that would be his role in the game and a gimmick and karma
you guys are the tower taken down specialist yes sir so I just got back
Oh, Habibi! Hello, Mr. Habibi!
Oh, hello, Mr. gimmick.
Hello, Mr. Habibi.
Mr. Habibi.
Mr. Habibi.
Mr.- oh, welcome in.
Oh, my goodness.
Wait, did we- did we back out?
There we are.
Wait, yeah, I mean, with Habibi here, this is gonna be the bomb, dude.
I mean, it's-
Yeah, this is gonna be- this is gonna be a fun time.
This is gonna be a fun time.
I just wait until I unlock the bazooka.
Wait until I get the RPG.
I don't even need weapons.
Ah.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a lot of them.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Dude, I'm telling you, not only got all four of us,
and didn't even just arrive, not only got all four of us,
it's about to be an explosive experience.
This is gonna be great.
This is gonna be a fun time.
This is gonna be a fun time.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
I'll be honest with you,
we're gonna go right down there out there.
Hey Oliver, you're invited to my next Crawfish Boil!
You're invited to my next Crawfish Boil!
I'm driving a football team, you're gonna do that for the Niners, you know.
I'm gonna go to the Super Bowl, I'm gonna go to the Super Bowl this year.
Tom Patriot threw over 340 yards, passing Roisin' Yards.
I'm gonna set up a TV in the Walmart parking lot.
Oh
Don't a whole NASCAR no more. I'm gonna say a slur. Oh God
All the next finishers is too many to keep up with
Yeah, we got it. You got Apple and the TV and the Amazon and I remember back by day we had table
And that's where we and that's where we wall and wheel of fortune
I'm the NASCAR.
We just had puppet shows.
puppet shows in the NASCAR.
We were fortunate.
Bob Barker! Bob Barker!
Where are you? I want to watch some Wheel of Fortune.
Oh, dang, Bob Barker.
What a natural goddamn hero.
Well, naturally, here, I'll tell you what.
I would go into battle with Bob Barker any day of the week.
I'm going to battle Bob Barker any day of the week.
You put me in a foxhole, Bob Barker.
Oh, absolutely.
Me and Bob Barker in a foxhole, I'll tell you what.
I don't care how many of them are in trees or in holes, we'll get them good.
Two, three, four, five Bob Barker's, five Bob Barker's, five Bob Barker's is laying on my back on King's size bed.
Bob Barker's pressing my neck for this tongue as he walks his fingers up my shoulder blade, kisses me sensually on the cheek, and whispers sweet nothings in my ear.
I then grab his ass cheek and Bob Barker in comes.
Oh, the third Bob Barker throws out a syringe puts in my neck and paralyzed the harvest my organs
But that's it Bob Barker
I don't blame him for how he's born. It's classic
That's classic Bob Barker. All right guys, I'm gonna send you guys a number and it's gonna be the server we join
Is everybody ready? Right, right, right?
Ready
Hi my speed. Bob Barker talk. Makes me want to become American and leave his three healthcare behind.
I will do it for Bob Barker.
Well, I started helping health care while your place looks like your place.
Is that my tip? Canada? There is a lot about my place. Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no.
No, not Canada.
Alright guys, up in game, up on in, up on in boys, up on in!
I see you guys all the code, make sure to say your speed up, make sure to say your speed up.
Oh no, I fucking accidentally clicked the wrong one, I gotta load it back up.
Hmmm, super speed up.
Endicolor, endicolor.
Wait, I'll say the color, here we go.
Don't unhide your speed until all of us are on this team.
Alright boys?
All right.
Yeah, sounds good. Sounds good. Sounds good.
Everywhere has free healthcare, but America.
No, that is bullshit.
Yeah, you got one America number one.
My kids.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr.
Beeney here.
Not everywhere.
It's your first book.
I wish I can drink Kentucky Fried Whiskey, what do you mean Kentucky Fried Whiskey everybody
you know America number one Kentucky Fried Whiskey
yeah I think he's just been reading stuff on the internet
take your DMs, take your DMs
yep yep
alright everybody go blue, everybody go blue right now
everybody go blue, everybody go blue
sit blue sit blue sit blue sit blue
are you in?
are you in?
are you in blue?
I'm in
are you on blue?
are you on blue?
I'm blue I'm blue
are you blue?
yeah
I
Didn't work at all nobody thought of that
No, what about that? Uh, no one wait wait guys guys
Actually go blue go go go go go wait wait actually I see actually you do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it now now
I'm in I mean I'm in
I can't tell if you were lying or not
Yeah, he did, he did, I'm in.
We were not getting into, we were not getting into the other.
Wait, have you got blue?
Wait, no.
No blue, we'll go blue.
I'm actually blue.
I'm blue.
What?
Are you in?
You just said change team.
We're in, Habibi, it's just you, get in here.
We're getting blue, getting blue.
Yeah, I'll get in eventually, boys.
Wait, hold on, what are you saying?
and
I was in the bank of the mouse until I get in, don't you worry
I'll start DDOTS in some of these bungulators
DDOTS of DDOTS, give them the business
give them the business
I actually don't even know if it's because of stream members
I think it's probably because at this point
probably because
I actually can't say it because then it would
They were changing the blues, watching people change.
They don't know the server yet, so...
They don't know the server yet.
Oh, I think you said it, I think you said it, we're good.
We're good.
Oh, you got a make it a group, we're quick enough, I'm gonna release the server.
Release!
I forgot that it shows up on the screen, it's released.
It's released, guys, everybody join my squad!
How many of you join my squad? Press the escape button on the right, join my squad.
Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. Yeah, we're good.
Oh my god. Wait, it's gimmick's birthday.
Oh, wait, is that not lemon?
Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you Gaming!
Happy birthday to you!
Alright boys, the server is North America East 288.
Hop on in boys!
I
Think it's we're good. We did we didn't change anything
The mortar guys on my team
Who's water guy
Who is shooting the mortars last round on green team?
Fantastic question
Appreciate it. So I had a guy in my chat say that you weren't watching my stream and he said he was quote sick of hearing my
Excuses would you mind telling him if you were watching my stream or not?
They know I won't reply won't be okay, I won't be I won't tell you whether you did that time
Okay, I did the obvious and the answer is obvious. I did the answer. Fuck you sir. Fuck you
Fuck you for saying you're singing my shoes. I was right. He's literally right there. He followed us to the server
You know you've upgraded your armor and everything right like along the way and you two gimmick. Oh, yeah, let me oh
Yeah, I hadn't give me it. I'm yeah, I'm actually doing all that money
me. Yep. Oh, dude, that was a subtle flex. That was a subtle flex. Oh, trust me, I only
just start again some money back. I think all the hell he does really put a dent in
it. He's suddenly flexing on you. Do you hear that? He's suddenly flexing. No, I am not.
Oh, nice. Wait, should I do, I just unlocked flesh damage. I locked the ammo. My slide.
When you use it for a little bit, but I might be I'm gonna have to go back on this
I might do or let me see what I got here. Oh wait MP5
I'm gonna try wait, which was the best a case 34 t21 or the bush master
I
Have been using the AK
74 and I've been I I'm just gonna say it. I've been
Yeah, we got a really good one I've been enjoying the AK I'm gonna be I've been liking it
I'm liking it. It's been doing me. Well, I'm sure I actually
Modellist last round. I would say karma was first peanut was third and listen you guys didn't play long to me
I was 11 out of 100 people. We were definitely squatting VP hell. Yeah, we were
Hell dingle yeah
Hell dingle yeah, I'll dingle hell dingle yeah
Hell dingle if we get 500,000 we can buy a tank
I used to the increases ADS speed
Bob and flogs the mortars. Yeah, I'm with you on that
It looks like the only thing
They all it's the 45 degree angled foregrip looks like it's the best one of current on locks moderate ADS speed improvements is what it says
Mmm. Yeah
80 ADS is the Achilles heel here
I mean, I assume eventually all these guns we're using are gonna be irrelevant, but at the moment
I feel like there's no perfect weapon
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
yet okay yeah I've got I okay I have $4,000 left if I die right here I have
nobody let's lock in let's lock it in we'll do it if you if you bought them
out you're a body well let's go you do a body okay Habibi's
helicopter and he got in the wrong helicopter and he's dead
perfect 120k worth at least 120k
no no no i was not the i know how to fly baby oh thank god
well i made a helicopter
oh it's full
i'm just gonna get any other one
oh yeah i'm gonna go there
Wait, lock it! Lock it! It's locked! It's locked!
I mean, I mean, I mean...
Can't switch it. Can't switch it.
I'm in! I'm in! I'm in this one!
I'm going around. Going around.
You guys lose your squad only.
There you go. There you go.
Okay, I'm in. I'm in. I think we're all in.
All right, I'm in.
Hold on to the bottom boys!
Oh
Chef that unlock it. Oh, sorry. I've got it. I've got to unlock it. I guess this is where it happened in
I
you go that's all right it's all right i have a c4 a fantastic fantastic
check out this barrel wall baby no no i i have i have the c i have the c4
look this is got a phone he's got a phone in his hand fantastic fantastic
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh dude! How do you like that? How do you like that, huh? How do you like that?
Okay, it's my fault that the guy two feet away has a rocket launcher.
That's not on me! That is not on me! I let him that puppy! I let him that puppies!
I
Didn't hear no rocket launcher
We'd revised the refining step. I know just so
I'm a deep of my body
My god, they're literally everywhere
Sir? I just need to bring this helicopter back to base.
Does anyone have a D-Fib?
Does anyone have a D-Fib? I just need to bring this helicopter back to base.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I'm being captured by the enemy. I'm about to be a war prisoner.
Sir, I will give you $50 if you revive me.
$50.
shit shit
shit
well I got I was trying to buy many burgers and shoot people but I can't use it for a long time
see what out there
oh shit shit
here I'll buy one
shit shit
I bought one but I don't know how to
I'm a conch, you have to subject her
This usually right here?
Uh-uh, whatever this shit.
I don't-
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
I can't hold a gun!
Maybe, I don't know.
Can I have a clean revive?
You should go rescue Mr. Knuck.
Yes.
Will you say?
Yeah, yeah.
We'll come rescue you, Mr. Knuck.
Keep them busy.
Uh, sure!
Shit!
I should go for a parlay, Mr. Knuck.
No.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
Is that pretty much the light?
Dude, do not, do not.
What's the mystery?
Hey, that's the mystery.
You got a whole crew coming in.
Thank you, Mystery Pete. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Mystery Pete, providing you right now.
Perfect.
the shape he provided you right now perfect perfect perfect we're almost there
I say no not in the fucking hot zone but outside
we're sure I know you're on another team in me I will give you $10 to
revive you right now poor poverty is wrong guy wrong guy
I'm sure I will give you ten dollars to revive me.
Ten whole dollars.
Ten dollars in a hand job.
Alright, final offer.
Final offer.
Final offer, sir.
Ten dollars in a hand job.
Oh shit.
I'm not sure what it is, but they're doing something to me.
Right above us, right above us.
They're all around us.
The pitch is going to work perfect.
One down, one down.
Can anybody hear me?
Hello?
Almost there.
I got you. It's just you three alive everyone else. I got you guys.
Here you go. Get down. Good thing. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah
I got you mighty moves
I'm coming for you come up. I got you
Maybe get one of them. They're the guy was up to the left. I'm gonna get red. I'm near your red
You get karma coming up. Oh
Thank you, you're meant to you can you get red too? I got you got you coming good
he's up he's up I don't wait oh he just wait what happened to red he
disappeared
we got to get to the shore
George 100 meters away let's move the out let's go let's go let's go let's go
let's get Mr. Hancho I got to Mr. Hancho don't do anything I got to Mr. Hancho
Oh, yeah!
Oh, he's in the kitchen.
He's in the kitchen on the refrigerator.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Towards this house, towards this house.
He's still in T-Bakes.
I'm going up, going up.
I got to hear about you.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,
he's not here.
Watch out, watch out.
Jesus, Jesus Christ.
Somebody get me out.
I got you, you got to get your respect.
We got some big paper wrap for your boy.
I have you a little bit of healing.
We got to get the zone guys, quick.
Oh my god, my god.
Come on team to the zone, to the zone.
I can quick res him here.
I can quick res him.
Quickly, quickly.
There's no time to waste.
Keep it out.
Oh shit!
Take up, take up, take up, take me.
There's still a guy alive in this building right north 300.
there's no shield up
no i don't get paid
i don't
oh no no no
no
buddy
help
he's on my body right on my body
oh my god you came in clutch mothering
guess what you're getting for a body buddy
10
no let it to me
Okay, I just got this dude right there. I thought we were pushing
I'm sorry.
Hold on. Get that medical help I need.
Next doc.
Little bit of healing. Little bit of healing.
You guys good?
Thank you sir. Thank you for joining us.
Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good.
Welcome. You're a good man. You're a good man.
Everybody going to go? Are you guys ready to go to the circle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is your package?
This is one good man.
Good man.
That's my package.
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
I'm going to push across.
I'm going to need that kind of shit.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
We got three.
We have to go this way.
We have to go this way.
OK, come on.
We're going to go.
We're going to go.
I'm gonna cover cover it. How did I not get even an assist for that? I fucking know that you
I
My mark
Don't a grenade up
Okay, right off this rock down the way to the right
I think they're dead another helly another helly right there 72 72
Oh, I got him. I got that guy holding back. I killed that one. There's three. There's three of them right there
I'm good, yes.
Nice guys, I need help on the jumping thingy in the pool.
The jumping thingy in the pool.
The board, the board.
He's on the board, on the board.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
I got the guy up top.
No, there's another one.
I got you, I got you.
I'm at the top, I'm at the top.
At the top.
I think there's a guy above me.
Give it to me.
Hold on, baby.
I got it.
I know I need something.
Give it to me.
I can not only shoot weapons.
I have to...
I'm up here
Okay, okay, you got you got guys coming for you. Yeah, that's good. I see I see I see
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Oh, hold on now. I'm gonna say bottom got him. Oh, there's a lot. Oh
My spine is broken
Okay, there's a lot of other ones. There's a lot of other ones. There's more than one other one
Another one up on the stairs.
Hold! Hold! Hold! Hold!
We're back!
Think you can check, think you can check, think you can check.
What are you doing here?
Use five dollars!
He's still on that staircase up on my side.
Oh
I just headshot that guy he survived. They're on the roof. They're on the roof
Literally out of heels
I'm pushing it. I'm pushing it. There's just some in this building. There's just two in
there. There's two. Nice. You killed one, I think. I hear more up here. I hear more.
might be on the roof top.
Oh, to the right.
Dead.
I got no bullets.
Give me to the left.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
Hey, where's Babes?
You can steal my armor and my armor?
Well, I would rather not.
Check up top, maybe, maybe.
Might be on the roof top.
Oh, I mean, I mean, there's three of them.
I got one, there's one more.
Right side, right side up the stairs.
I'm coming, gimmick, I got two bombs!
No, no, no
I'm coming boys
Dude, if they're reviving their oh, they're Muslim or dead. There's like one or two left
They go to staircase the left. I think
One killed me from outside
Careful there on both sides being out there on both sides
There's someone running under us
Mighty moose is getting me
I get you in a second baby
He's got me. He's got me. He's got me. I need the house is clear. I'll easy be loud. I
Got you miss Joe pocket. Don't you worry?
I'm out of rebounds my rebounds, don't you we can find me a battery?
I got no bullets
What kind of bullets that guy's got? I'm good now. I'm good now.
I hear someone else running under. Oh, it's been another one.
Okay. I'm healing up. I'm healing up.
And she did a couple of batteries. See if there's a battery or two over yonder.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
Are we going to take points?
I don't know.
We got to take points.
These bad boys.
I got it.
Watch out.
What the hell?
The hell are you?
I got you.
I got you.
Do you shoot to the glass of the alley?
Holy crap! There's a car! There's a car that got on top coming for you guys!
We gotta be careful! We gotta be careful!
We get seeds! We get seeds boys! We get seeds!
I'm dead, driver's dead.
Not every time!
Are we going for point?
We're going for point, mercy.
Can we go over point much?
We're coming in from the south!
South and east!
Looking?
I see no movement south and east, so...
I'm trying to heal.
Are you ready?
Man, are you ready?
There you go!
Oh my God!
There's one of the tanks with guns on!
There's a guy with a tank down here!
I got real one!
Come on, let's see what we're using.
Let me blow him up.
Uh, he's uh, uh, where I am. Look at the map where I am.
I've never seen that before. There's a real tank! There's a real tank!
What the hell?
Well, I didn't know those were in the game.
Yo, we got that, Dima. Actually, we got to see that in the purchase list.
We're gonna use this.
I don't know from where.
He got me guys! He got me!
He can't got me!
Come on, come on, come on, this is his hell.
No, I was not joking, Mr. BB. I was not joking.
Go, go, BB. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Help! Help me, please, God!
I believe you.
Uh-oh.
yes yes
Help! Help!
Thank you so thank you
You're good man, you're good man
You're good man, I love you forever
Wait wait wait
There's no see me, there's no see me
Okay move, move, move
I'm right next to him
No, no, no, no, no
Just keep going, just keep going, it's working
This guy did it, this is 128 damage to my
To my right foot
And it killed me
That's where the vital organ time that's where the heart the long time if you know that
You're obviously not a doctor gimmick
You know what I'm gonna tip $10
Okay
That thing's just gonna reap. That thing's gonna fuckin' reap.
Come on, man! Come on, man!
Take off your pants!
Come on, man! Come on, man!
I should go back to base. I should go back to base. Grab a rocket launcher. Grab a helicopter. We go bullet the clock!
I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm gonna rocket launcher. I don't even know if I can buy one
Can't buy one until support level five I guess support level five
Dude, that's what I was trying to figure out. I don't know. Yeah, I can't buy one either me
I guess he for though. I guess he for
We can get a couple C4s
Me place I doubt we can sneak up on him though. He's pretty aware. I was really really close
What are you gonna do?
I don't make that all right
No, we do it. I mean if anybody can do it
Oh, wait, I have a real C4 charge like a real one
You know, why is that more expensive than the improvised explosive device?
I
Requires a remote debt and what are you gonna remote debt they that
This money on APC you can throw it taking a helly why can't I buy it on my way?
I'm a little worried, boys.
You guys ready to suck a thing?
I don't know why I got that tank.
Do I need, I feel like detonator below.
Oh, we have enough level to have rocket launchers.
That tank's just gonna fucking eat.
Yeah.
No, no, guys.
I just got three C4.
I just got three C4.
Okay.
Good luck getting C4 on that thing.
Well, Bill, you can toss the C4 instead of having to place it out.
Oh, that's good.
I don't know it's just right click we're not to figure it out
Get yours
It's got guns. I got a parachute. Just fly me over where I need to go. I'm gonna jump out
What you oh, sorry, sorry, you watch you watch
We have guns in passenger. I don't think so. No
Wow. Do you remember where that take is? I gotta take that thing out.
Yeah, it's north of the circle right now. North of the circle.
Oh, yeah, the pool. You see the pool? Y65X100?
Yeah, yeah.
Jump me right there. Jump me right there. I'm gonna throw a C4 on right on it.
How do tanks work in real life? You think I can walk up to the tank
and as I'm touching the tank you won't be able to shoot me?
That is how it should work.
Oh
You just run away see the turn around
Oh by then already have three C4 on it. I'll fucking die for this
You think I read a fucking die
And I think I'm gonna die boy fucking won't do it live
Fuck it won't do it live
Put me down, Coma! Put me down!
Are you bad at it or what?
I'm bare shooting. I'm bare shooting. I'm taking that bad boy out.
Here I go!
I'm going in!
Did you see the tank?
I
Know
What now without
I can hear
Yeah, it's above us on the on the metal roof here soccer field
There's no real way to get up there.
I went down.
Oh, he got up there with the heli.
Guys, I'm going to be down.
I'm going to be down.
I need to go all three of them.
I need to go all three of them.
I don't need to go all three dead.
I say, I still here one.
Stop it up.
Around there.
Hold on.
I'm going to beat him.
Now he's dead.
I think I got a break.
Shit, shit, shit.
you got too much, you got too much, you got too much.
Are you still on your guys' roof, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
No, everybody's clear.
This whole hell happens, Dad.
I kill them all.
We're good.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Too easy.
Too easy, boys.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
Do the ship in the city.
I
Where's they take it we still see it
Yeah
It is one guy 257
two fifty seven two six seven from where me and gimmick are
right behind you give it
I
Promise this is all pointless fight. We gotta get to the circle. Yeah, we gotta get the point
Nothing's pointless fires on us here the bigger circle
The big circle just doesn't seem to do much
One pretty you got as one person the bigger circle and two people in the smaller circle
Oh, I want to take over those drilling spots
Is that not point of the game to I said I was working I know
Take it over
I see me have eyes with it take so it's pretty cool here. No
All right, I'm moving
Come move towards me. I'm on circle almost. Yeah, I'm coming towards you
Somebody gave me there. Oh shit, I'm getting shot
I'm safe. I'm safe. Okay good. Well, I saw the thing
Oh
Dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle
There's people everywhere. Oh, good on yellow surface
People fucking everywhere and every time oh, I see a tank take five boys take five
On me
You see that boys
I'm over the tank boys are both the tank
I
Should go that way through the Northwest
As is it right quick to throw the C4 is if I run up there, it's not right quick. That's gonna be a problem
Give me a bit of a problem is it right click is right click. Hold this. I hold this right click is you know
Oh, you can't so I bet it's I bet it's with that
But you need fixing
How's the hell
The health is good now, I think
I killed so I killed someone
Sound like a tank driver. I was I blew up to see for on it and I killed someone so I think I did my thing
I still you're driving
It's just people are not enough oh
You get healed cuz we're at HQ. Oh, no. Oh, there's only two theater. I think it survived. I think it survived
We still got one T4 boys. We still got one T4. We got this. We got this. That thing's got to be weak. That thing's got to be weak. We have one more T4.
Ask Habibi. Habibi. Habibi. Habibi. Habibi. T4 is a bloke tank.
the
acceptably
what do you think is a Russian or American?
i don't know
they repaired the tank
they repaired the tank
where is it
i killed one of them
i killed the guy who was in the driver
i'm coming up
i'm coming boys
i'm coming
go go go
Yeah, I'm gonna try shooting this. I don't know if it's gonna do anything
Bring the tech again real quick if you can wish it
There's a smoke
Sam oh
I think I see I mean you're behind you guys I think
is it fast? he's a quick little bugger. I'm gonna go over and see if I push up on it now.
I see where I went. they drove west. a no-orange building? yeah yeah yeah so I can kill those guys.
is that the building they're on? yeah oh I don't know if they're still there but
Is it parachute or one time use that fast you go yeah
I just get out whenever honestly. Yeah, we blow right over like we are losing back
We got we got we got we gotta get on that job. I see fucking take us get the sound boys
We lose it bad. We lose it bad
Yeah, yeah, the whole stadium thing do not go towards the stadium. It's a fucking lost cause
I'm going right toward the city buddy. I'm going right toward it.
I'm dropping next pass.
What do you see about the city?
It's a lost cause. They're absolutely fucking just locked in there on both roads.
It's a nightmare.
Oh, dingle, dingle.
I'm gonna shot by him.
I'm gonna shot by him.
I'm trying to get to that hot zone.
You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't get to him.
It's a problem.
I need to, I need to.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I can't hear the kick coming.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, well, of course the circles are the stadium.
YOLO.
You say YOLO?
Fantastic. Fantastic.
Well, dude, uh, the fucking control being that they're in the stadium in the middle of the field. There's five of them.
Five of them in the middle of the field at the stadium right now.
Listen, did you just die?
Yeah.
Listen, meet me back at the base. Meet me back at the base. I'm gonna buy a helicopter for you.
We're gonna land right at that stadium. We're gonna come across you.
You're not too usual.
I'm already on my way.
Hey, actually, we- I'm gonna grab the helicopter with me guys on it.
Hey guys!
Oh hey Miss Jackie!
How's the game?
Pretty good!
Pretty good! We're winning!
Well actually, what we're gonna win!
Connecting right now, but I'm winning yet!
Connecting!
Are we gonna win?
I've been dealing with a migraine for three days so...
Oh my god!
How are you just guys, is it only the mini-gods or is there rockins?
Jesus Christ!
Have you eaten any cupcakes?
They're supposed to stuff themselves right up.
Yeah, cupcakes, chocolate on chocolate on chocolate.
He's a ruckus, he's a ruckus.
He's a ruckus.
I've never heard of that before.
Ah.
Is there ruckus at the years or no?
Yeah, there's no problem.
You just got to keep...
Is there any gun?
Or is there any gun on the truck?
...just like a cupcake's on hand at all times.
How good are these miniguns, boys?
Come on.
Use the gunship.
How good are these big guns?
Dude, I haven't got a kill yet.
Fantastic.
Did you really teach the first person, baby?
Yes, see see
Okay, all right, okay
Okay
I mean there's a crosshair now, but this will make flying literally impossible
Yeah, if you're gonna kill that.
I'm getting boys locked in it.
I'm flying right now.
I'm going to the football field.
Is that you in the football field?
I cannot drive like that.
I just respond.
I'm connecting about the audio.
Why do modern games just say, like, let's just not have Fustep Audio?
Just make it literally military operatives sprinting at full speed towards you ten feet away, can't you know?
That sounds right. Let's do that, everybody. Let's do that.
I'm coming to the field!
Ship it! Ship it!
I'm coming to the field, boy!
No fucking Fustep Audio in any game!
I can not hit shit this thing.
I can not hit anything.
This is ridiculous.
Good to hear that so hard.
This is ridiculous.
I am going back for another strafing ride.
Eh!
I have a pushy zone Oh, I'm about to run after killer's guys.
Yeah!
How did I not even hit him?
What?
I flew right over his head from mowing down the minigun.
Oh
What do you mean?
I'm bad
I mean I'll take that one I'll take that one that was on me
I've he's made a bump into each other. He may have just bumped into each other just a little
One girl by the way plus one yeah, baby
You're alive. Oh, yeah
I got the better way. Oh
Fuck it. I got another one
How do I have zero dollars right now?
Hey, I don't, I have zero dollars, oh my, if I die right now, holy crap, I'm screwed.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's money.
Oh, I'm good at that.
I'm struggling.
I'm just gonna bomb something.
Oh, shit.
Fuck it, I'm going in.
Fuck it, I'm going in.
This thing sucks.
I'm going in!
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
I have to make an account on their website.
Yeah, basically, well, it's just an assault loadout, demolition kits, first aid, um, there's
also a joyride you can get, a rocket, a rocket, a rocket, a rocket, a rocket, a rocket,
Oh
We can die with you
I'm the zone up there
Shhh!
Shhh!
Fuck it!
What?! What?!
What?!
I'm so- Hold on now!
That guy's got 5, 4, 5 rounds of buck teeth now!
And he's alive?
And he's alive!
What the hell was that?
What was that?
Jesus Christ.
Guys, what's that smell?
I- I- I gotta wanna die in the hell.
God, the hell, the AK is bad!
Oh, Lord, you guys don't want to know where my mental state is at right now.
I just fucking, I went through this fucking hill.
I killed one guy, two guy, three guy.
I was sweeping through like a goddamn phantom.
And then one guy shoots me, I go back, I'm half health, and I jump.
It's a seven inch vertical that I have to make it over.
And I can't jump seven goddamn engines!
What?!
I'm at a...
Eight hours.
I'm just like a fucking invisible wall and seven inches, seven inch, tiny little stone!
It's about to be the point of the stage, Rini!
Ahh, it'll happen.
Here you go.
I killed all of them!
Ahh...
You need a Paris Carmel?
We should have mixed $9,000 dollars, wait hold on.
I don't have to replace the tutorial first.
Yeah, it looks like you're like five minutes.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, Gibbick, seven inches is massive.
Like literally that's like, that's like two times too long.
I don't know what, it's kinda crazy.
That's like three times too long.
That's huge.
That is huge.
I figured it was like one.
That was just kinda, seven inches, Gibbick.
What the hell are you talking about?
SMASH IT!
That's definitely not possible. That is definitely not possible.
Giving you a delusional thinking you can make that jump, that's impossible.
What is going on next, West?
Don't get too close to our stuff, boys, but...
What are we doing? What is going on here?
Mark, is this getting up in there?
Why can't I know if it's getting up?
Yes, it's uh, too close to the 10th line.
The rate?
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I'll fix it for you, Mods.
The battery is still there, but the reading is still not fucking working.
Oh yeah, I don't think we can just eat it.
Oh, there we go. Got it.
Is it gonna be, is it gonna be here?
It's going to be a beauty.
Yes, Mr. Manta here.
Yeah, the beauty isn't working. What the hell?
Why is it working?
It's too close.
The propellers keep hitting the light.
Whoever parked it here,
this is very smart.
I'm trying to read the position, but it's not working.
You can't park there. You can't park here. You can't park here. You can't park here.
You can't park here.
You can't park here.
You're gonna have to move your vehicle, sir.
You're gonna have to move your vehicle.
You can't park here.
Are you willing to bet your life that you cannot move this?
Yes, watch, man.
Is this in here?
Is he gonna buy a car and ram it?
I can see it.
sweater boy! Can you push this helicopter for us?
Now we're cooking!
Maybe we get another car to ram that car.
You won't give me the read position, obviously, every time I dodge it takes you to the left.
Excellent work, Dave! Good work, Dave! Good work!
Uh, truck does not look...hell.
And the reposition is not...it's not working.
You come this side, D.
Both these trucks just smash it into...
There it is boys hit that repair
Hey, there we go, but you can buy you can I drive bars
Thanks, boss, thanks boss
Mr. Gabonzi?
Oh, wait, hold on, wait.
Mr. Touche, I think you left the pilot seat so I could fly it.
Mr. Touche, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Alright, everybody in?
Is that everybody in?
Okay, alright, over here, there's a guy. Oh, hold on.
I think we might be missing some.
What the fuck?
Don't forget to dip your violin.
I hop in, gang.
Hop in.
Hop in.
Everybody hop in.
We're off.
We're off like a herd of turtles.
I was just winging it, uh, I thought it was easy. It's not as easy as it looks.
Ah, yes, it's pretty good. Yes, yes, yes.
That's, but uh, I do have my pilot license. Full Sail University, actually. Um, I'm very prestigious.
I was telling you how I was fixing it, but I don't really like your hog.
That's why I was telling you, you're gonna work the general way to your hog.
Something like that. I have six dollars, by the way.
I have six dollars, if I die right now, it's over.
I'm poor forever.
I don't even have a full kit on.
I don't even have armor or helmet.
I'm going on like a 30% kit.
That's quite nice.
Locked it in, boys.
Locked it in.
I have no shots.
So we're still trying to take point for a while.
Yeah, we're giving it a shot.
I'm near the plate. I'm near the plate. You guys go to the plate. Hey, guys, if we want to take
Oh!
That hurts a little more.
That hurts a little more than usual.
There's like a tank on your guy's backside.
Now it's time.
Now it's back to the soup kitchen.
All right?
Now it's a jacket made of wash racks.
All right?
Now it's reusing dental floss.
Guys, come to the towel room.
Now it's brushing your teeth with water, all right?
Now it's 60 second showers, all right?
Now it's robin noodles every meal, all right?
Okay, this is, okay, all right, we're in the thick of it.
We're in the thick of it, gentlemen.
We're in the thick of it.
We're in the thick of it here.
Okay, okay, all right.
Okay, you know what?
You know what, we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out, okay?
We'll figure it out.
It's sleep for dinner.
It's sleep or dinner time.
We'll figure it out.
I have $416.
What's up?
Oh, come on.
I have to take that poor gun.
Oh, see?
He he he he.
Poor gun, poor gun.
My man!
My man!
Thank you, good day, thank you, good day.
Nevermind, I have a full kit.
Prestigious, prestigious full kit.
Let's go save the world.
That's a good man right there.
Now we're off to save the world, boys.
Where are you at?
I'm thinking it's over, but it's coming to us.
I'm coming right in there.
We got to kill a bunch of dirty greens.
They are way too far ahead.
We got to kill all the greens.
Reds can make some points.
It won't really matter.
all these weeks
hope
circles, sorry, sorry, sorry
I had a couple of ships with a
wine with the wife tonight at dinner
my apologies
Apologies, she's a glass or two of wine.
Oh, sorry. Okay, I'll admit it. It was three glasses of red wine.
Chardonnay.
I apologize. I apologize.
But the wife insisted that we take a night out.
And that's exactly what we did.
Oh, yeah, okay. It was four. All right. You got me. It was four glasses of red wine. You got me
Okay, you got me in alive and I'm a big enough peanut to admit when I'm gone
Okay. All right
We got circle on us
What was that
That it is indeed, sir.
Good eye!
Follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
Alright, okay, you got me. It was four glasses of red wine and a margarita. I was trying
to get, you know, on the wild side, experienced new things. There's nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with that. It's all about living life. Alright? It's all about
live in life okay hold on okay okay all right you got me you got me a few of us
all right it was four red wine glasses a margarita animal heat down okay but we
were renewing our relationship we were renewing our relationship we had a we
have a deep connection it was very important does okay you caught me it
was four glass of red wine, a margarita, a mojito, and two miller lights. I had to relax
after. I had to relax after. You know, time with the wife. I need some time alone. Okay,
you caught me. It was four glasses of red wine, a margarita, a mojito, two miller lights,
and a spoon of crack. I'm a crack addict. You caught me. All right. I'm a big enough
be that good met when I'm wrong
oh shit
oh shit oh shit
oh shit
lock it in
shit
Yeah!
Ringo, Ringo!
Hello, hello. Can you guys hear me?
Welcome back.
Hey, can you guys do it?
Um, I swear the devil's after me tonight.
I'm just able to fucking broke.
Gotcha!
You gotta make some serious cash right here boys.
You gotta make some serious cash right here boys.
I like a discord is randomly
Okay, I'm ready to go. What's the plan? What's the plan? Yeah, we're we're we're taking points away from green
But we've got 80 nights. We have to stay out the whole time. We can't lack. Yeah, really good
I'm just you want about thinking about gonna dude. I was actually so I so locked in back there. I was shredding
Say I just got set off all right, but I'm back and I'm ready
Grab all the towers you get a code
If you get that code
That yellow circle comes to one of the towers and we just hold it doesn't move
Yeah, I've heard that we need to build a base use the code we have to figure out how to actually do that
That'll be so I can do that
Like where do you put the code in get to build something
We're doing pretty good. We just gotta stay in the circle and kill the reds of the green
Back at the forsaken stadium
Oh, I should have heard me out there, boys.
That was like a 7-3-2-1.
Oh, need to let it go!
Is that it? You guys don't want to shake yourself?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I did you.
Oh, good excuse me.
I'll thank people.
Oh, good excuse me.
They had to go change.
It was an old thing.
They give me proof by pants whenever I would do the tutorial.
I disciplined them immediately.
The difference is that it was on purpose.
It was a sexual thing.
It's also an addiction, and I apologize.
And I totally understand why you're just here.
Gotcha!
Oh, my god, guys.
You can maintain this. Holy shit. I'm looking at the map like it's ridiculous right now.
This is our moment.
This is our moment, boys. This is our moment we're taking all back right here, boys.
We need to be holding off.
Oh, guys on me. Guys on me.
Don't leave the circle. Don't leave the circle.
Somebody towards me.
But, uh, see the way I'm facing?
Well, we're already at $19,000!
We're doing pretty good!
I'm dead.
Oh, God, I heard that.
Ah, they're all over me.
They're all over me.
They're all over me.
I see all the people dead in the next house.
I don't have a D5 this time, unfortunately.
Someone else can't.
I didn't see what you had to do down there.
Oh god, they would take again! They would take again! They would take again! I'm not even joking!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Run! I've never seen more! I've never seen more!
This is the worst time not to have my camp.
Oh
We're gonna die it's taking about to obliterate my bottle. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Do you shoot that thing without destroyed?
That's an assist! That's an assist! That's an assist!
Plus one! Plus one! Yummy!
There's sir boys, make divvies, banin' papers out, gentlemen.
Fuckin' they just don't get out of the car.
We are under heavy fire! We are under heavy fire!
And I got some of the tank. Oh, you guys, we had to figure out that tank. Wait, listen, I've got enough money to get my regular kit again. I'm gonna grab the C4 again.
We have to take it back from Green. Green's a match with us and people in the circle.
What the fuck? I'm gonna get the C4. Get the C4, good boys!
My favorite customer. Give him hell.
Okay, I think I'm done and I can join you guys now.
Oh, he gave me too much of it, he gave me too much of it, we'll get you back.
Just a quick sec, just a quick sec.
What's up going for the last two, just take down that tank.
If we get that tank out, we should be able to get more than green in that circle pretty quick.
Where's the C4? Where's the C4?
Where's the C4?
I'm coming boys I'm coming go go go I got the C4 I got the C4
that's great about the wind we had to get on that point ASAP
take this up Mr. composite take this up we gotta get on that point ASAP
Brothers are great to the wind
Beginning were you you're dead are you doing cake?
It's like I'm the hell
Forgot I forgot
Fuck it, we used to get that circle, we used to get that circle, wait, hold on, we need 6 to the 10.
Oh my god, we got 3 out of 4 towers and we already own the last tower, we just need someone to take it over.
We don't need defenses or nothing.
It is really just a testament of your intellect.
Ah! Of course! Of course! Thank you, Mr. Grave.
Grave.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah? Uh-huh.
All right, all right, all right locked in load boys. We can't let green win
I'm going in boys
Oh Dingle, one out. Oh God.
I think it's cooked.
Oh! We got this, we got this.
Get to the circle, get to the circle boys.
We got this, we got this, we got this.
No, we got this, we got this, we got this.
We got to get to the circle.
I see a take, I see a take.
I'm going with the take, I'm going with the take.
If I could take, I would kill enough green
that will have the circle.
I'm going for the blood, I'm going for the blood.
We're going, two seconds.
I'm going for it boys
I got it, I got it, we see light two of them above the circle, two of them above the circle,
90 seconds, they're arriving, arriving, they should be, they should be, they should be
I
Yeah, straight to our
Are you told it? You get it?
I told it. Fucking come over here right now
I could figure that out
I'm not only good with shooting, I'm also good with electronics
Of course, of course, of course
That would be good
Yes, yes, it improvised electronics, improvised explosives
It's gonna come here quick
No, no, no, it's not. We need to be a fuck. They're all gonna be coming here. That's where the circle is coming
Okay, I have no idea how that guy's what I'm like, holy crap. I've got to use the wrong game or something
I don't know if I see what's the move boys. I saw three times the face. I thought I'm not for the store
Three bullets in his mouth would be enough
Is it doable? Are we winning or a spawn of the gun?
It's falling, it's falling, it's falling!
I'm dropping out of the able voice.
It's falling, coming to Fob.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People are coming in through the APC.
Fuck it, we don't have time.
We're dropping out of the safe.
I got it!
Oh, give me, go, go, go, go, go!
Here's the computer.
Here's the computer.
We got this boys, we got this!
This is our moment!
They will sink tunnels! They will sink zones!
Take some way to the farm.
Give me hammer here, I can build more stuff.
Hey, how you doing?
The work, the work, the work.
Give me hammer, give me hammer so I can build.
No hammer, no hammer.
Alright, let me check the farm. Let me check the farm.
Wait a minute.
You got this, you got this!
They ain't over till the fat lady sings!
Playmore?
She folk?
The other tanks coming down the road.
They're tank.
They're respawned.
Green one.
The other tanks coming down the road.
They're tank.
They're respawned.
Green one.
Now you should be safe.
What the?
Yeah.
Where's the BB?
We need you below us.
Circle's on five.
Circle's on five.
Here you do this.
Thank you.
coming from the southwest I think yeah it's right across from the right kid
take that environment excellent work boys excellent work there's a sweet
animation that was a sweet animation boys we are in the lead 49 of us 50 of
in the zone right now 50 points of guys
you guys have you been worried what this seems to be no I don't know how to
get supplies and shit if you figure it out I'll give you $10
Really?
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Wait, hold on, wait.
In the farm?
I don't know where the farm is.
Oh
I got you I got you good to worry
I got too much.
Maybe how long is this circle gonna stay here?
I have no clue.
The first time I get it done.
We have 54 people.
I know it's not actually 24, but 24 points of people.
As soon as we start moving, we move with it and we try to keep it together.
Oh my god, there's guys on me.
Is you guys you're right on this?
Actually, actually if you don't you got you got you're gonna do and there's another heli landing on me
Watch out watch you be able to turn the hill. I got you
That's better guys better watch right now
Okay, I'm pushing towards you guys. I'm pushing towards you guys
Actually, no, no, no, I just stay out here. I'm gonna stay here like a hero. Oh, you're a hero
You're a hero. I'm gonna stay here. We got a single move it again the single movement
Boy the circles moving stay at the circle
Go go go!
Hey, uh, HPB, can you tell me a second back in?
Our boys, our boys, our boys are clear in the hell.
What are you saying?
We're multiple.
What, HPB?
That's it, that's it.
There's a cooldown on the towers, it seems.
So this is it.
How long's your cooldown? How long's your cooldown?
I'm looking right now. Oh, it's fucking long, buddy.
It's long.
How long? How long?
Better.
We better move with the circle
Now we got to get the empty tower in order to make it work, so it's not gonna happen again
Let's listen to how many we must go to the circle and be very high
I was I was killing the green spawns
I'm just distracting.
Just stay with us, don't worry about me.
We're getting more guy here, we have to move up the hill.
Oh no!
Fuck it, I pushed up the hill!
No, no, no!
We got this, we got this, we got this, we can take this back!
We can take this back, boys!
Was your reboot, and we were in this with a 399 lead by now, boys!
Come on, get a bottle, damn!
Let's do that.
Awesome.
Is that close?
The pufferbee never gonna give you up.
Pufferbee never gonna let you down.
Pufferbee never gonna run around and present you.
We're attacking, we're attacking.
Oh my hero my hero
They're like right up. Oh, they're right on me. You're the right. This is the right channel
They're killing a bunch of our guys, I'm going to try to revive all these guys.
Oh shit, oh shit, he's right next to me.
No!
Guys, we're going to lose the advance, we're going to lose the advance, we need to revise,
we need to revise right now.
Look at the map, look at the map, we need to revise.
He lost because of Peter.
Who the hell typed that?
You see that up there?
We're about to leave these people to victory, brothers!
They will never do not recognize our genius until it is too late.
We will leave them to victory, to battle into the black, into the flame!
We're gonna get through a lot of bunches of problems.
I think you guys are gonna like me.
I was read that you are about to catch up with us.
It's not like a super big problem, but we're gonna sort of like it.
Anybody have an extra matter?
Pagued in the middle of the line! I'm gonna come revive you, but you owe me $10!
Go, go, go!
I got you, Pagued in the middle of the line!
Thanks a bunch!
Thanks a bunch, thanks a bunch!
Good to worry!
I need to be on the left side.
I got you dude, I got you.
Rage up, Rage up.
I see them, I see them on the west, see them on the west side, they're on the hill.
Move your board.
I got it!
Come on, get boys, lock it!
Circle.
Keep up with the circle, boys.
Oh god!
I
Inspector inspector, please mr. Inspector. He's the hill straight across straight across thank you, brother. Thank you brother
Good to see good
There's like a rock
Of course, take your time, take your time, take your time, when you push the pinky in my butt, I don't want it to be cold, so you get those hands I swore.
Use your thumb, fuck it, you don't want to tape both your thumbs together and ram it up there! We're about to win this war brother!
You gotta push the church.
Now let's run!
Circle the church, and you're about to get scared.
Oh no, what is this? It's my boy!
We're gonna go to my boi!
What the?
What?
What?
Okay, alright.
What?
Are we serious?
I get double-grammated right there by a guy who was committed by my life time.
Are we so dead serious?
Are we so dead serious?
What was that?
What was that?
Oh, that's re-lashing, re-lashing.
It's over. Oh my God.
It's over.
It's over. I'm gonna try to spawn it at the thing.
I'm gonna try to spawn it at the thing.
Nice, guys. We have two seconds.
Ah, it's over.
Oh, good job.
We have 27!
Dude, what a shame.
We have 74.
You have 20 something.
Oh.
Oh.
You let him just so much so early.
Oh, I did.
You should have not wrecked me. Those guys suck.
Those guys are ass.
Get wrecked peanut.
Yeah.
Get bird peanut.
On gimmick's birthday too.
They got so lucky. They got so lucky. It's ridiculous. Lucky. Lucky. That is what that is what that is what gave green the win
Wait, it's his birthday today. Did you sing him a happy birthday? You know what now?
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear David!
Happy birthday to you!
That's God, that is back in the war.
Alright, go Red Team, go Red Team, go Red Team, go Red Team!
Oh my God.
We should have the loadmobiles?
no but all in them all they just I can't say it I'm not gonna get in we were not
gonna get in red I'm spamming it ain't gonna happen be sure mm-hmm wait oh
sure either way we don't back out get to the 80 ways oh yeah I'm leaving I'm
leaving I'm leaving
Holy shit, I've already been playing for 11 hours.
This is a fun game.
It's a fun game.
It's a fun game.
Yeah, I locked in.
I sort of lost at the end because I got hungry and I got into my food session, but I'm in the flow.
I don't lie. The first hour was really fun.
And then like the three hours after that was like honestly, like I didn't really know what I was supposed to be doing or anything about the game.
by the game it was a little boring because I felt like I wasn't like like
working toward any goal but as soon as I kind of like got the hang of it I would
I've been kind of hit it I just entered I went through the same I went through
the same mark except I think I hit the second arc first it was just kind of
like I don't know what's going on and then like two hours in it's it started
click. Start to click. Yeah. Yeah. I've been I've been having a lot of fun. Incredible amount of fun.
Let me hold on. Let me do. Okay. I'm going to hide my speed. Everybody hide the speeds.
Hidden? Basically hidden. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Did you hear right? Yeah, I'm here. All right. Here we go. I'm joining
This one I'm texting you guys all what it is here we go. Okay, I
Can't believe we came back from 26 to 74 dude, and that was so close that was so close
That was so close
I'm in I'm on the deep
We get drops in game. I'll either is drop me other drops this game right now dweeds
I'm trying to load yours, but I can't seem to pull it up drops. I've been getting them
from you. Oh claim you tell me I've been streamed for 11 hours and I haven't had drops my titles
I've got major streamer red flag on the play.
Are you kidding me?
That's like rule number one.
That is rule number.
I'm not even gonna add it.
I only got like an hour left for streaming it.
It's not even worth it anymore.
I don't deserve to add it.
I don't deserve to add the title.
Jesus.
Hmm
New repeated scream
We did well I did listen and that's your mark
Tell me trying to get on the team
Are you at least a server?
It just says Compiling Map right now at 51%.
I'm not going to leave the server then as yet.
We're going to take a little beep-beak grab of Quicksilver's
Lolliway.
Are you right back?
Be right back, boys.
Give me 60 seconds.
Be right back.
You really, really got to spame it.
everyone got on our team matter.
come on. The blue is I can't join the blue. You really got a finger bang it.
They slam it until you do. It tells you. Yes.
go keep kicking you out until it works
yeah
what happens is
somebody else
back in
that's what happened to me
baby girl
Baby girl!
Baby girl!
Baby girl!
No, we're not in our room!
Oh, man, so what do you want?
With me!
I have Richard! I have Richard!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear gimmick!
Happy birthday to you!
Ah, what a great day. What a great day.
You shall not leak the server yet.
You can leave the server real quick and hope that people from the other teams would then open up their team
Yeah, cuz we're on the blue team
When we do these servers there's three people on them. Everyone pass those original three people are here because they're from the straight
Yeah, like legit this whole time you got to be just clickin
I am.
So you was going to give me a slowness holiday because it was your birthday.
Damn.
I actually, hold on, I have a plan.
Dude, there's no way.
There's got to, people got to know like you're on this.
I don't understand.
and check the evidence to the DM's I was this year I was
connected from the server due to inactivity fantastic you try to
join again give it give it karma yeah maybe you guys take
a DM yeah okay let me know you're back in the
cemetery okay I'm gonna leak the server and then
Hopefully people join enough of the red and green team to we can hop in the blue team. Okay?
All right, here we go. I'm gonna I'm leaving the server here we go
official war dogs North American East
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No
Damn obvious
You're supposed to work it into conversation
Let's have a pooper scooper
Very easy. I think we're all in. Do we all get in do we all
Boopa, excuse me, I'm making that obvious, you guys.
They're Boopa, Stoopa, and a conversation.
Fuck you.
And what?
Ha!
He's the team.
Team!
Let's go!
Well, I like to believe.
Why's it always me who has to say hello?
I might try the MP5.
Oh, no, hey, that's gonna make me go broke.
Yeah, I'm still thinking the MP9 guys.
I don't know about you guys,
But that thing is Crest.
Here's time, my boys.
Wait, I can't buy armor?
Well, Galeel was actually really good actually.
When he gave it to his brother, he got that.
I can't watch you, but when they hear your voice, is that Mr. Peanuts?
Could you wish Jackie a happy 6th birthday?
Why is that one key play?
Is this something wrong with the system?
This is the third damn time I wish Jackie a happy birthday fucking today!
What the-
A-
A-B-S-E-S-T-A-
Again! Again Jackie! It's a great day today Jackie! A great day! A whimsical day! I was so whimsical!
Jackie's 7th now. Jackie has the same amount of birthdays as Derek did.
Yeah I can't get the glill guys. I'm telling you listen the glill was fire. I won't lie to you.
The glale was fire.
Okay, but I don't have it unlocked.
And of all the options, I like the,
I think the MP9, even at distance,
the AK-74 doesn't do a lot.
It really doesn't.
You know, how many times have I shot a guy
and they just haven't died, I have to shoot him again?
Oh, dude.
I'm unlocking shit.
Unless we, you know what, let me try the AK-74,
but not the Sleshy AMO.
What about AK-74?
It's been a long, little price, you guys.
Let's shoot that, let's shoot that.
Let's shoot that.
Let's shoot Reggie Lambo.
Like, $300?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Because I have nothing unlocked.
Uh, peanut, make a squad.
Oh, yeah, hold on one second here,
but you're one moment here.
All around me are, uh, joining if you know the words, all around me are, are, are, are
lots of big, rolic mentions, I'm on a black couch, my assholes sore, they use me for
Or five hours then I laugh
They gave me twenty dollars
I don't have a father, no
So, or did, or did I think of another song?
Was I thinking of another song?
No, no, you got it, you got it
Is that it?
Did you hear that one?
Did you hear that one?
I thought that was the song you were singing
No
Uh, it was closed
It was closed?
I-
It was a j-
I think it might have been a cover
It's kind of
Maybe I was the cover, maybe you was the original.
When you were a kid, did you go to the Sad Dad's Lounge?
Oh, I love going to the Sad Dad's Lounge on Wednesdays.
On Wednesdays?
Yeah, I think that's their sort of their cover, yeah.
By the way, I have a group go ahead and join up
so I can lock it, boys.
How do I join it?
Escape, gotta be on your right side.
I
Got to actually take one of these towers
But
There's only two on this map
There's a homeless man off a walk right now. Holy crap. Don't you put those demon demon ideas in my mind?
Don't you don't you don't you put those demon ideas in my mind?
Don't you put those demon ideas in my mind?
That sounds amazing right now
Oh, what do you guys get?
Wait, I'm gonna just, uh, chance me to come.
Oh, I had it quit, so here we go.
I'm going in, boys. I'm going in.
I'm gonna be heading towards tower one.
Is it okay for me to say Habibi is going to take down tower one?
There is only two towers on this map.
Can Habibi take both?
I would take both towers.
Take most.
Leave them alone.
That is how we all...
Leave them alone, baby.
Leave them alone.
How come last round you were...
Everybody was, wow, baby, you took all the towers.
You were winning almost.
Now, don't touch the towers.
Captain James.
Captain Jeff.
Captain Jippin.
Stay away from the tower!
Stay away from the tower, you needy! Stay away from me!
I'm going to- I'm going for the first tower.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Okay, well, I'm claiming building 7 on insurance.
All right, we're going right to the circle. We're going to build a base.
Hmm...
Do you know how to build?
Yeah, I know how to build. Yeah, I'm really excited.
You get a father, then you get a hammer.
All right, how do we get a father?
I'm gonna listen.
If you want to build, I'll protect you while you build.
Yeah, I'm going back to the base.
Can we not?
We gotta do it.
He's got a good spot.
Yeah, I'm already going into his, uh, well.
I don't have to be next life, because I'm already into the middle.
I'm already in the circle.
Oh, fuck it.
What are you doing?
I'm getting shot at!
I'm being used to gravel fog.
It's $2,500 back in the base.
Two by three, putting it in the backpack.
Go to the forest for the powers.
And then there's a hammer inside.
He's building three.
I'm already at the tower.
I don't know I I mean I don't have what I got buddy. Yeah, good
That's wall up in the route what you guys do it in the telecom
Tower the tower
It's horrible or really good
Well that answer that question
Thank you, sir! $15 for you!
Welcome, man!
Oh, my God!
Holy shit.
There's guys at the top of the tower.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Don't tell them how to get in here!
Maybe I'm coming right for you. Don't you die!
Don't you dare die, you son of a bitch!
Oh, I'm not dying.
Lock him.
Get out!
Lock him!
Lock him!
Do you think he needs me?
I got too much! I got too much!
Oh, I'm not used by hands, today, brother.
I'm getting you right up!
Yeah!
Oh my gosh, you're just standing next to me and I'm trying to...
Oh my god!
Oh, and I've been...
Is your people in here, hippie?
No, no, no, this is clear.
I mean, I don't know about upstairs.
They're in the other building.
Worry of 40 points!
Hey!
Hey, two of my guys are outside!
Two of my guys are outside!
Yeah.
I'm with you.
Get you gimmick
people the other tower I'm going I'm going
you take care of the first time I'm going to say what I'm so good I have no
I thought that was a glitch it really just didn't put another back in the
What was that?
What was that?
It just took the bag out and put another one in there.
Oh, come on, Bill. How'd you die?
There's a guy in the third-story window.
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Thanks, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Give me a quick-revive machine, baby.
Oh crap, he's using his hands.
Thank you Mr. Vice, thank you good sir.
Did that man go?
Did he drop it?
What happened?
Oh thank you sir, you have a backdoor balls as well, where are my men though?
They have the tower.
Oh, I'm going to reappear, alright.
Get up here, they're all dead.
Okay, I was reviving guys downstairs.
Yeah it is.
Coming up.
I have 40 windows open with your steam and sounds like a horror movie.
Just casual Friday night activities. Fantastic. Glad to hear you're doing great. Glad to hear you have a great night, sir.
Glad to hear you have a great night. That does give you 40 entries to fuck a fan Friday, by the way.
Thank you. 40 entries to fuck a fan Friday. I like your chances, brother. I like your chances.
That was destroyed.
I haven't do anything to the town.
How's it going up here boys? Nothing up here.
It's all clear. We've got a, uh, I mean, we're getting this, even though nobody's in the secret circle, we're definitely in the, I mean, we're killing it.
What are you calling fake?
Why are you calling me fake?
AI generated Habibi.
Yeah, VB.
Yes, I would pick you up.
I would pick all of you.
We sell a hunchboat right there.
2,016.
Almost pulled a hunch right there.
Let's go.
We must take the tower.
Does anyone have a fog?
I don't have a fog.
We don't need to go back in the tower.
We have to go back to the base flat.
Then go back to the base.
All right, we're going down.
This is 2 by 3.
This tower, I've not meant for this tower.
I'm not meant for this tower.
I must return to where the people fight,
where the people bleed.
I am like the fertilizer, I'm like the sun, it's the grass, I'm the photosynthesizer.
Oh God, I might need the plant, I might need the fertilizer again.
I'm like the raccoon that poops in the bush.
That's the fertilizer.
The bush eats the poop and the bush grows.
Oh, the piss.
Tell me, you're painting me a picture.
You're painting my mind a picture.
the bush flowers it becomes an orchid all orchids were made oh and the orchid
oh it grows to the sun that says help why am I alive what have I been made for
and the sun looks down and says to die birds and the birds and the sun
expands into a red dwarf and explodes the solar system it destroyed it's
eviscerated but then a billion years later the
universe give it can you shut the actual fuck up right now
I mean literally you asked
yeah yeah
put it back in little bit of back in it'll be the back in I don't remember
asking a damn thing I don't remember asking a single thing we got a lot of
dead greeds over here okay I pulled my parents you out and for some reason that
triple the damage I was gonna take from coming out of the window fantastic
fantastic somebody put don't worry be strong or adorable or not door
enough ball I'll be right there by
They give you a little bit of this it's about to give you a little bit of this
It's landmark landmark. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. I gotta hit the gym
Oh my god, I've got oh god got about three grams of roids. I just stuck in my leg three seconds ago
I gotta get to kill him on the loop on damn mine!
You pull it out, there's a hot bar.
No, I can't hot bar it.
Oh, damn it! That's me, idiot!
What the heck? I'm packing my mag, you scared me!
So I tell these boys we got a traitor right here, karma?
Not tell these boys we got a traitor?
Huh?
No.
No.
Keep that gun away from me, buddy.
Oh well.
Oh.
Oh.
That one wasn't me.
We have this goblin in right now.
Oh my goodness.
I
Think there's a lot of blue and reds at that circle because I don't see any blue and red
And they got these same numbers you do on the board
You do our boys yeah, I see me get to that circle
Oh
This is a little bit of a panic.
Stop!
Yeah, it's coming, it's coming.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out, I'm already out.
to carry
In that close house though close out that's it. Yeah, I'd take it up to give him
That way
Oh
The last one's down
I say we push there is
Like I'm a bullet oh
He's a cop. Oh both of them. What I see my ship
He has a slippery slippery little vestix boy that guy's that guy screwed people up that guy's gonna be up in there
One more percent to I see if he's gonna run the back
Oh my god, they're fucking everywhere I just got shot from the two-story house to our right
Two as a squad.
One down.
Oh, blue S41 guy.
We gotta move, boy.
We gotta move.
Yeah, we take tower two.
Hey, keep down turn.
Watch out.
The house to our right.
Second story.
House to our right.
Second story.
I'm going to fall this time.
Oh.
It's time to get back.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
He's tricking me up.
He's tricking me up.
He's tricking me up.
He's tricking me up.
He's tricking me up.
Thank you Mr. Red.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
I'm back, I'm back. Are you guys still up?
Mr. BB, Mr. BB, can you revive?
I got you, Mr. Habibi, I got you!
Stand back, boys!
I got him!
Stand back, I got him!
Oh, you saved, you saved now.
Wait, what?
You saved now, you're welcome.
Now that'll be a $10 tip would be me. That'll be a $10 tip. It's common currency
The ability the Southwest you second for possibly a motion advantages
What's up, what's up?
Yeah, I got him.
What's up?
Did you hear them what?
Yo!
Did you hear them what?
Here you go.
These guys are hallucinating.
I'm too heavy for my life for this guy.
Okay, what's the weight?
What's up the force we give him?
They're in the trees, boys. They're in the trees.
Got one up there.
Come with me, Mr. Habibi!
I gotta hear the police, Mr. Habibi.
I got you, Mr. Habibi!
Yeah!
Thank you, thank you.
Make it!
You want the tip?
How much is it, 15 dollars?
Oh my goodness!
Thank you, big Jack!
And I'm the worst player ever, Jack.
All right, all right.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
I'm telling you, every now and then,
every nine is 10 times better than the stupid guy.
100%, 100%.
Let me help you, old things.
Amy, help me up, please.
Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself, then I...
In the game, of course! In the game!
Turn the fuck off.
You should be the eye of the British since kind of months.
I don't know what you're saying. Maybe it's just a long gone...
I don't know what you mean.
This is coming, this is coming. I need you to stop it.
Yeah.
Let's get him going.
I got you, I got you.
This guy and people are alive.
Thank you boys, thank you boys!
I got the frog, and I need a hammer, right?
We know the fog will have a hammer in it. She's grabbed the fog, placed it down, and it'll have a hammer in it.
I think you have a good hammer.
Oh, thank you. Oh, thank God he's hurt all over.
These benches.
Dingo, dingo.
These benches.
Give me a shit, give me a shit, give me a shit.
Nobody has any better than one.
That brings the poor and ugly.
How those people do not have benches?
How did both of them not have any benches?
Not even one.
Are they crazy?
even one. Are you crazy?
I think I saw it by myself.
You have any extra bandages, boss?
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
I need a link up.
I want those guys that have 80 bandages. I checked. They're fucking crazy.
Side missions.
Thank you
Don't call it tower two
Oh
Thank you. Thank you. It should be me. I love how you discovered
Oh my God.
Any advantages or no?
I don't know where you guys are.
Perfect.
Right on my position.
This gun is ours!
This gun is ours!
Hey, you, Mr. Garmin, thank you. Good job.
Hi, guys.
Oh, this is the same thing you think you...
There are like five on my body right now.
You guys are heading straight towards them.
There a hold up and a building.
I killed two of them.
I don't know how many more there are, but there's a bunch.
about to be there. Thank you boys thank you boys. Thank you boys. And charge! Get in boys,
I'll get in. I'm getting that B9 after this. Ah, I'm getting that B9 after this. This
guy is truly dying for me at my home. God, yeah. Give me those. I'm your pocket
You know they're okay, boss.
Thank you, good sir, thank you.
You're good, man, you're serving your country proud.
Good man right there, boys, good man right there.
We're packing, we're packing.
Yo, we got a ton of guys going to Hudson right now.
I got like eight on me.
He's got some more, he's got some more.
He's free to stay with me.
So the gun is steady, it just doesn't do any damage.
Hey, 5.5, you got that?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's close, I think it's close.
Oh.
Can't help with the gas.
I've been revived.
I'll watch for that, baby.
Oh yeah, okay, we got a lot of dead guys
that's building right here, boys.
Come on, GD.
I'll watch for a bit.
Hey!
Oh, the roof!
Well, that raises me as the fastest skunk in the land.
This gun is terrible. This gun is the worst. This gun is terrible. This is the AK-34. It does no damage. It does zero damage.
545 does no damage to this game at all.
I'm hoping to get the good little but I'm not I have level for some reason oh
Oh, move there.
Okay.
There's no hold down option.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
We're in this for the long haul.
We're in this for the long haul.
No worries.
No worries.
No worries.
worries. Almost there. Any moment now. Any moment now.
You know the score. Buy what you want and fuck off.
That's a very kind of thing.
All right, let's run!
Wait, hold on, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Welcome back.
sure you got a big idea.
And now we ride.
I'm a coming boys.
I'm coming.
We're currently getting the point.
The most people.
It's really, really, really, really.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Here's a base setup of the farm.
No, they got an APC here.
I can't get rid of it.
Like that, like three of them so far.
Like they got a car.
We got to blow it up.
crap I forgot to get C4 off and you told me that five seconds ago oh my goodness
I'll get it on the next day
I'll be gay
yeah they're so mad so convinced you mean I make comments for high man yeah
there's so bad I do I do I make them up I make them up as I go
make them up as I go five thousand comments per second this isn't enough for me
I make up five thousand of my own ten thousand ten thousand per second
fucking dump see fucking dump you gotta be stupid hold on hold on wait a minute
the movement in this game you happen to be a stupid bird you have to be stupid
Hey, we're all dogs here all friends. Yeah, just be on come on
Thanks on everybody that was a fake comment
That was a fake comment
That's right, that's right.
All of you just got God.
Every single one of you just got God.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, here we go.
Now, let's go!
Oh, my God!
Heh.
All right. Okay.
Fuck that guy.
He's the one that got me killed.
I wouldn't have died. I would have been at the tower by now.
It wasn't for that guy.
Oh
Well, that's not very good. That's not very good. Yeah
Maybe I'm grabbing the C4
Okay, so let's go my body's still there
so
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, where you at? I'm on my base
Oh
I'm bringing a secret
My helicopter
I'm coming. Hey, we're like, wait, we're my helicopter bud. Oh, oh we over here. It does all the way over here
We're gonna I'm gonna have to I don't know I don't know how I'm gonna have to make it back there with the I'm not bringing all the
Shoot me right now. You want to go back to your body?
My body's got the fob on it. I
It's in the center of our we got to blow it up
Into the tower or a I'm gonna land round up the tower green act is a baby with it
Where you where's your shit tower to power to
Tell me the one across the map the blue holes the blue one yeah, you gotta be smoky
you do over there with a bomb I you need to take over so you're even need a
bomb because they have a problem just captain air bomb no they have a truck
so we need to see for oh I'm long up to be three for army my landing on the
ground somewhere where I go like fucking words I'm getting right here
somewhere taking this tower boys we're taking this tower
We'll lay right on the ground to get that trucky set.
You pull that thing up, you take the farm, you build it, and we're set.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Oh shit, they've set right top, they've set right top.
Oh god.
That's the tower.
We're going in hot!
We're going in hot!
Get ready!
We're going in hot!
We're going in hot!
My god.
It was just out of comic-con.
It was holy crap.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Dubai coming!
You can truck anywhere!
It's right down the center.
Right by the stairs going up.
I got it. There's a sniper on the roof. I'm trying to get close.
I got...
He's on the roof. I see it. I see it. I see it. I'm going for the truck. I'm going for the truck.
Fuck it up!
He what?
Oh, really?
I got another C4. I got another C4.
Wait, I got one more for some reason, and I missed it.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, we're gonna need one more C4 on that jeep.
That's a sturdy truck.
I just do you check right there that bad boy does not what I'm doing
He not someone that's sniping from the hill. I'm gonna go top kill this hyper, right?
That guy comes over here kill him. I'm up on the hill right now
She told us erection to do what color we see
She first. Coming up the ladder right now.
How am I supposed to do it?
Okay, alright. Apparently my guys know how doors work!
Fantastic. Fantastic.
If they do
GGs good sir
Unfortunately doesn't know that the rectangle block doesn't go in the circle hole so I couldn't open the fucking door
But he's just sniping from the hill it's locked
It's pulled on push. That's why what it was it was pulled on place. That's where I was going wrong
Oh my goodness. It's always tricky. It's always tricky. You never know. You gotta put like an arrow on it or something
Did you want me to know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta drive me off, drive me off. I don't even think you'll keep getting to that height.
Wait, why can't I, I can't, I can't drag you.
Fucking just go for the revive. I don't even know if they know you're up there. I'm back.
Easy, easy.
You gotta open this door.
She's helping me open it.
And I died.
And to the barbed wire.
I died.
Dude, what?
I didn't know you could die.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
All right, GG.
Spot back at base.
We're buying you out of God.
We're going right back in there.
We're going right back in there.
I'm grabbing three more C4.
We're going right back in there.
I'm a parachute, by the way, it's a four-in-five job, fine.
I'm ready to love it.
How big five job, man?
Are you still alive over there?
I'm getting a ride right now.
We're about to fly back over.
I've got more seats over that truck.
Definitely can't take six.
more seat for that truck never can't take six let me know what you guys get
here yeah you've got me to get me to get to squat yeah yeah brother but I need
you to do something very specific for me okay I need you to parachute onto the
roof and kill that sniper can you do that that's fine that's fine well I
I need you to do his parachute and just throw the grenades from the parachute all over the room.
Now we'll figure it out. We'll wait.
We're on the way, baby. We're on the way.
We'll be there in about two minutes.
You wanna wait for him to come?
Yeah, we can wait.
You said someone was sniping here, though?
It was.
Oh, this guy got no chill.
I don't know at all.
I'm not seeing one of them.
Right here.
Oh, snag right here.
Where are we going?
We're going right to Coward 2, boys!
We're going right to Coward 2!
Hell yeah!
We're flying right into it!
I'ma drop you boys in the roof!
EGG is laying on the floor!
What?
I don't know.
I'm gonna throw a new mate up there.
I just thought I'd push that thing away.
I'm back boys! I'm back! Go go go go go!
You forgot your stuff!
Bottom Flayer is getting his last Flayer!
Ah, and it didn't even work.
Yeah, I think so.
Wait, are you alive?
Yeah, I'm alive.
I'm just kidding. I fell out of the tree.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Another great drive, boys.
Another great drive!
There's no way that my parachute gets stuck in a fucking tree!
I'm losing all my money.
There's no way.
Alright, third time's the time.
Third time is the dark boys. Let me tell you this time. It's gonna go ten times better. Here we go
How he's looking for us
Yeah, I'm with you. I'm on nothing for me. Oh fuck. I just purchased two helicopters
I'm just gonna lay down
God
Okay
All right. Okay, uh
JT you take you take this helicopter you fly over there. I would do the gut helicopter, right?
Tina, do you remember what happened last time I flew a heli in a game like this?
I'll be fine! I'll be fine!
I literally flew it to your death.
Boys, the pilot's on the way! The pilot's on the way! She's coming right down!
And then when you hop in, press L one more time to unlock it for everybody, okay?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, let me get in there before you unlock it for everybody.
He's running right up to you.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'll be up to your left, like, down to your left.
And there's one to your right.
wait wait wait not yet not yet hold hold oh yeah
previous over there yeah you got to come quite good okay no problem oh no
problem oh I have a 100% all right are you in and now we
How do I do that?
Woo!
Woo!
I knew you have to do it, J.D.
Hold on now, hold on now, boys!
Hold on for a minute.
Oh!
Guys, we are far...
Wait, I don't know what we are.
We're far ahead.
All right, baby.
I'm right here.
Oh, yeah?
I'll make it over
This bastard
She's that castle brother
We're approaching the territory?
Where's the tower?
Where's it now?
I'm gonna destroy that tank real quick.
Maybe he's still here now.
Fly back quick Marshal!
I'm coming.
OH SHIT! OH DIGGLE! DIGGLE! DIGGLE! DIGGLE!
FUN!
Did you see the video?
They haven't been healing!
I'm going to operate in a squad.
Oh my God!
There was more guys!
There was more...
...guys!
Is he with close shots?
Is he with us?
Okay.
No, no you don't got job
God job
Fuck you pal. Goodbye. Be right now rematch. What'd be one?
Rematch what we want?
Yeah, you landed. Yeah. Fuck you guys. Yeah. Fuck you guys. I'm coming back. I'm taking
this whole damn tower. You know, I'm pulling this whole fucking thing up. This is not even
exist. I'm taking this thing off the map.
Jinzy, what were you saying about
uh, the flying, uh.
Oh shit, oh,
I can still do light, oh my god!
I'll give you $10 for a contract.
I'm gonna stay still.
Yeah.
Yeah!
I'm gonna stay still!
Attack the deployment.
Oh well well well well well well!
There she is.
There she is.
Gotcha!
It's kind of like an umbrella.
Ha ha ha ha!
She's kind of like an umbrella.
I feel like there's got to be a way
to actually like go forward.
I just don't know what it is.
You're the first boy to do this work.
It's not just a straight down.
To the back.
To the back.
You can.
I'm in here.
I'm in here, dog.
P, I'm here.
I'm here, P.
I'm packing a couple of bags.
I'll be right there.
It's like phone tagging this place.
I'm over the car.
I'm over the car.
Just wait, wait for a second.
Wait for a second, I'll be right there.
I'm going for the gun, go for the gun, go for it, go for it!
This is getting sturdy, oh got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!
Alright, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Gotcha!
Nice, okay, I'm bringing the problem.
I'm bringing the problem.
Oh, they're coming.
Gotcha!
I got the farm
That's good. I get there right? We're going to the top tower. There's only like two more guys left
To the top of the tower boys follow me
Ho ho ho!
Good job!
Good job!
How do you... I don't know how you open this damn door.
Oh, okay, alright.
Oh, go back! Go back! Go back!
How do you open that door up there?
Have you tried knocking?
I have not tried knocking. That's an excellent idea, chair.
Nice and Taco Bell earlier.
Did you see me having a C4 for that door up there?
I don't know if you can lock doors.
I was able to open all the enemy doors last time on that one.
One day.
Do you want to control who owns the base?
I was able to open all the doors on the last one.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
I'm just gonna try to go through the barbed wire.
It can't hurt that bad.
It can't hurt.
Oh, my God. This guy. Holy crap. Kill me now. Kill me now.
Fuck whoever this guy is.
I'm going on the other side.
Fuck you. I'm going out.
and you're not being very high level.
And that's not very high level!
Alright, so it's not easy to jump over those barbed wires!
So it's not easy to jump over those barbed wires, brother!
Alright, I gotcha!
Don't we wish we got you!
Okay!
Guys, we can't get up there.
We can't get up there.
It's not possible.
There's people guarding us, and even if we do get up top, the door is locked.
That's where the Fob is?
Oh, in the middle of the lights, I think that's probably where the Fob is.
Yeah, by the gas.
There's not really any building anywhere else.
Oh, no.
Nothing's in the base up here.
Oh, Mr. User, FJ7PD9, I think it's like the fan's going up.
Okay.
Holy crap.
Shoot!
Someone else!
I got you, I got you, dude.
I see up there.
No, no.
Don't don't revive. There's a lot of them in there.
The guy that was gonna revive me just killed himself on Parkwire.
The other guy that was gonna revive me just killed him and outlawed Parkwire.
fire.
Because everything should be as everything
should be. We got you. We got you.
Genji's behind us and someone else.
Okay. Genji, are you still up? I can get you.
Right now.
Oh
What's that yeah, you should I was thinking the helicopter too
I'm wrong dad I'm wrong dad all right guys
We take the helicopter we land on the roof. Yeah, we're gonna solve this we're gonna solve this one way or another
We're gonna solve this one way or another
I got snipe from the tower gimmick
I have three more C4 because how much he was at the ball but I don't know where
Okay school
Wait, did you capture tower 2?
Oh no, I forgot.
Oh, behind us, behind us!
I should just give up on tower 2. Let's give up on tower 2.
Let's win this damn game.
Wait, did I just...
I think I just got tinkered.
Hey, let's just want to give it one more shot. You want to give it one more shot?
I'm going to shot me. I'm on the way.
I'm on the way and I got farmed still.
Okay, okay, let's give it one more shot. I'm going to land on the roof.
I'm going to bypass the stupid barcwag crab.
And then I'm going to...
Wait up.
Mr. Dot dot dot has a crowbar so you can open the door as well.
If I miss the helicopter.
Then we'll take the fob and you just want to go there for the code, right? Or what do you want to do?
Oh, if we take it over, go to the base there and then we get the second code.
Yeah, that would also, I mean, the code is what we want, really.
Bye bye, crowbar.
Well, you already got a guy out of the way with crowbar, I think.
Yeah. Right under some gates.
I'm bringing three others with me.
a couple of ventilators.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
The way around the roof?
I'm not too good at controlling this big one.
I don't know if this is going to work.
Oh, and they've got two guys at the roof.
Fuck my ass.
Oh shit, they got a rock of leather!
We can't get up there!
Yeah, I'm sort of trying to fucking up a god, you mean?
See, who keeps-
I fucking hate these guys.
I'm not gonna let them get away with it.
I'm not gonna let them get away with it.
I
Fucking hate these people. I hate these people. You know what? I'm shifting. I'm shifting. We are doing nothing
But taking this tower. I hate these people. Oh my god
These people are the worst these people are the worst
We're getting this tower
I'm killing myself. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. I'm on my way. I don't know how to use a motor
Even when I was using why not easy boy that I gotta link up with you guys. I just keep getting involved
Are you guys going for the circle, what do you what are you guys going for right now?
We're going with the blue tower we're going for the yeah tower two tower two Bailey two alleys going here
All right, all right, all right. I'm gonna lock in on that. I've just been
and focusing on the circle, but I think we got a-
I'll tell you, I'm just kidding.
These guys are jackasses.
These guys are jackasses.
This is for glory at this point.
This is for glory!
This is for glory!
Luckily, we're fucking dominating them.
If we can make it under the ladder,
I have so many grenades.
Oh, no, I don't think so!
All right, I'm heading to the blue tower.
head into the blue tower
have you really got much
this is what happens every time
I try to link up with you guys and they get
distracted
no no no that's not
I was someone else
different guy different guy
yeah different guy
different guy different guy that one
I saw that guy
I'm at the blue tower, but I'm dead.
And it'll be fine, guys.
It will be fine.
Don't do it.
There are babies.
Oh, yeah, no, plenty of time.
Plenty of times.
I started flying 11, 12 hours ago.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Now I've been flying for a long time.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What about landing? Have you been landing or what?
Oh, not as much.
Floodboard flying to land it.
Push the out-goats.
Wait, right at the roof, boys.
I can't.
That's fine.
There's nothing inside.
There we go.
Shoot, shoot.
Get down, boys.
He's getting you
I
oh yeah he's on the stairs on the bottom
look for the fob, look for the fob I see it
you guys I won't be able to hack it unless
someone's covering me they're about to come up
they're about to come up
do you think they come up here and cover me?
give me a helicopter lady, give me a helicopter lady
one dead, one dead
all of them dead, all of them dead, all of them dead
one more coming, one more coming
I'm dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead
8 dead, 8 dead, 8 dead, 8 dead, 8 help, 8 help, doors open, doors open, doors open
there's doors open, on the north side, north side, come up the north side, doors open
get back, back, back, back, back
oh, tingle, tingle, tingle, tingle, tingle
I got it, I got it
rockin'
fuck these guys boys, fuck these guys
we're taking this tower
yeah, BB, you gotta get your squad over under the building
Did he close the door?
Hey, who goes the door?
Did you door close automatically over time?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
It's what's up here then.
Oh, red.
What's happening to the browns? I don't know where.
Oh, red! They got you here!
I gotta be on the hackin', I gotta be on the hackin'.
Nice.
I don't know where we're getting shot from.
I gotta heal up.
I gotta be on the hackin', here we go, here we go.
I'm goin', I'm goin', I'm goin', I'm goin', I'm goin'!
Grabbin' somethin' on the side,
and somethin' on the side, we gotta go round.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I, there's, there's,
yeah, there's coppers everywhere!
Wait, wait, I have an idea.
Come on, please, come on, please.
We're going to this one.
Dude, this is helicopter-
What?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm trying to door open.
There's two right now.
There's two helicopters.
They are blocking the entrance to the Danfarm.
Wait, I'm going to hack it.
Come here.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
Okay, hold on.
Wait.
The helicopter's fucking me.
I'm hacking.
I'm hacking.
I'm hacking.
I'm hacking.
I'm hacking.
Oh, shit.
Okay, hold on.
On the line boys! On the line!
I'm fucking proud of you.
30%! 30%!
Oh no.
35%!
On the line boys!
We got it! We got it! Charge! Charge!
Let's fucking go!
Fuck these guys!
I'm trying to get up to the other position and tell him to try to block us from the snipers and try to snip us out from the hills.
Ah, it's the wrong tower.
Okay, this reposition thing does not work.
This reposition thing does not work at all.
That doesn't work!
I'm stuck in a corner for the last time.
first
You open the bar
why would I open the bar?
What reason?
Why?
Okay, I opened it. Alright.
I'm trying to get the moment out.
I've got to look the same.
I've considered this just a long flight.
What are you trying to learn?
Oh my god!
Oh god!
I see a tank.
Like a snake.
What was the meaning of this up here?
What was the meaning of this up here?
I can't build him because he's dead guy.
Get him!
I'm just over there.
You should over there.
These snipers are still trying to get us. Oh my goodness.
Where are they? Where are they?
I'm down below it's okay. I'm building up a wall, but it won't
North-west southwest south south southwest, okay summer like one ninety
Scantor the forest
Oh shit, I'm gonna boss they can't establish
He's dying, he's right up there.
Oh, on top of this.
Oh my goodness.
How are these faces fortified?
They got helicopters, flyer, old miniguns.
They got snipers, prison up on every hill.
Jesus Christ.
Holy faceth.
None of supplies.
We went out and supplied.
We got to get the clothes.
We got to get the clothes.
But I'll put it at the other one.
Hey, how do you get much supplies?
Oh
As you try to see the scene back the strategy to see back really hard real hard was real hard
They're coming for me boys
Who are we facing who are these people who are they who are they what
They all have a discord call. They've got they've got COT 1, 2, 3, 4, the Quadrant B, Section 6 covered. They've got the air covered. They've got the mountains covered.
Oh, are you seeing this? Are you seeing this?
I'm not alone alive, hopefully no one's alive.
Jesus Christ.
I died in the forest because I... because it took a slight literally, I was at an advantage.
The guy rolled up on me and I pulled out my gun and he hit me.
I'm pretty sure he is.
He's not up here, he's not up here, we're good.
Now he fell.
I'm pretty sure he is.
He's not up here, he's not up here, we're good.
No, he fell.
I don't know what to do, we have no more supplies to build.
We'll run out of supplies to defend.
I'm going to start reviving, watch that ladder over there on that side.
I'm looking for my D-Fib, I don't know what it is, I don't know what it is I'm looking.
Who has the D-Fib?
But I put it on so much good body
All right, I took your gun, I'm sorry I needed a gun here
Gotcha
We still trying to take it
I'm dead down here, but I can see them going up the ladder. I'm in the perfect spot as much as much
All right guys, I should we give a job obviously they want this pop
I don't know what we're doing here. Well, what is it even more? Yeah, I can tell you
We've been dominating the circle all looking around. It's been it's been a master club
What is this even for?
Listen, I don't know what we're doing here.
On the third floor, there's a console. On the third floor, there's a console. You can just hit the button on it
It'll give you the code. That's all we hear for is the code?
That's it. We're just here to hit it, get the code, we input it as the other fob, the one we own already
And then the circle moves there.
I'm on top of the sandbags.
Yeah, I was scouting the slaughter.
Watch this ladder, watch that ladder.
Got it.
You're on top of the sandbags.
Who is for glory?
You got all the glory we needed.
Yeah, I don't see you.
Shit, I thought it might be a graphic player.
Usually though, when I fall, it's a wrap.
There's a guy at the bottom of the ladder.
There's a guy at the bottom of the ladder.
Never mind.
Hey, shooting!
Hey, shooting!
Oh, well, die to die.
Die to die, boys.
Multiple guys at the bottom of the ladder.
Here's my buddy.
I'm going to fly back over there, and I'm going to get that stupid gun so we can leave.
What?
Come on off to me, oh no.
I'm going to fuck you.
I'm going to fuck you so hard.
This ladder, this ladder right now.
You want it?
You buy it.
I
Can't what do you guys describe you how many guys are below you on that tower right now
There are a swarm of bees below you guys
I'm gonna land the bottom. I'm gonna land the bottom. We'll squeeze up
We'll squeeze about you guys go from the top of the bottom. Yeah
I'll be brother up in
There are literally 20 of them. I don't know what to do. I'm outside here. I just too many to see
Boys, there's a couple of our men hold up and tower two on top.
It's the finest Bungie Loose.
20 dangos!
20 dangos are advancing on their positions.
We need to help them right now, boys.
They're on the ladder coming up.
They're everywhere.
Oh, it gets on, boys!
I know it's a joke.
There's 20 of them.
Run the way, run the way.
I got three guys with me.
We're going to land right at the bottom, kill them all.
We'll squeeze them.
We'll squeeze them.
Top to bottom.
I've knocked out them.
Lock it in boys, lock it in. Lock it in boys, lock it in!
to get down.
One of your eyes is one of your eyes is unconscious on the west.
Oh my god, you're right, there's a ton of holy crap.
Holy crap. I'm running right at you. I'm running right at you.
Oh, Dingo! Oh, that's a good-
Oh, jesus.
Oh, hey.
Shut the hell up.
Okay.
Okay, oh, oh, sorry.
I forgot that there might be some guy
400 meters away laying down in a spot.
No one is under a bridge next to the river
facing my direction jacking his penis oh my bad that's on me
I should have predicted that, I should have seen that coming
and the first place I should have watched
and always check, I think the thing is good tonight
that's just Katie's birthday for the fourth time
I know you always check the corners and you always check the riverbed 400 meters away
under the bridge while he's laying down on the side of it and jerking his penis
those are the two places you always check
I'm with ya
Kill me!
I mean, I mean that was a stupid quest!
I was watching you on the map.
All this time?
Just one by one.
All this time?
Do you want to go or not?
You got the war.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
I don't even know what we're fighting for anymore.
I thought we were fighting for our country,
for our flag, for freedom.
I don't even know what we're fighting for anymore!
I'm just killing us just about with soul!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Get out the kitchen
Red took our fob anyway, so it doesn't matter no more we should just go for the yellow
I mean we have the fog still
they have an APC there we don't you gotta go for the yellow circle I got three
C1 me and somebody can revive you out here
we're on the way we're almost there
who are these two yellow guys that are live next to me I'm coming I'm coming
there's a bad guy on my body be careful he just came on to me and said
A, P, and then walk away.
Stay there, stay there, stay there.
Right, ready?
Yeah, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Uh, no, not right now, sir, I do mind.
Thank you, though.
I'm gonna keep my time.
if you know how I said I was gonna come help you I do remember that I do remember
that yes yeah I got somebody helping you guys I'm going for the circle fuck it
I'm going for the yellow circle I've been trying to like make it to you guys
for so long and it's just a series of
infuriations.
They're fucking me! They're fucking me!
They're fucking me!
No, don't fuck me, don't fuck me!
Oh, no!
Who's that? Who's that orange
one trying right there?
Oh, that's me.
There, we're getting there.
Dude, the guy that I just
rest, I guess was
AFK? That's cool.
That's perfect
Because I see forget this Bob we go to the circuit
This game am I am I am I am I get dragged by a good guy or bad guy because red actually catching up
Fantastic
Fantastic, okay. Oh, no, don't fuck me guys. Don't everybody line up and fuck me. No, whoo. No, oh
My god, don't do that. No, I'd be so big. I'd be so pissed
I would be so pissed. Oh, no
Don't go in there and drop your whole blue team and all fuck me. No. Oh my god. No. Oh my god. Oh
my oh
God you deserve to be dead
Yeah
I can use a red I can use a red I'm looking for a red as well
Just just a quick
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on that way a bunch
Oh
Vincent but could have happened anyone could have happened anyone miss it, but I completely understand I completely understand
What one more? Who took my gun by the way? This is not my god. This is not my god. I don't know this has ammo in it
Okay, I don't have any ammo listen just revive me. I'll head on back. I don't have any ammo. I never got
Oh, okay. All right. Oh
Hey guys, just hanging around, just hanging, okay.
As someone has a grenade, I've got 10 blue guys fucking me right now.
I have no joke, I have 20 blue guys fucking my dead dwarfs right now.
If someone has a grenade, if someone has a grenade.
Uh, well, if I can stand up for longer than two seconds!
Okay, okay, I'll find that guy.
Let me out of him!
Let me out of this fucker!
Do we have any heals?
Do we have any heals in here?
There we go
Hop in boys hop in
Hop in boys hop in
We're going to die you pick up on the way back you on the way back
Yeah, I'm in the circle. I'm in the circle
We'll go to the circle or we go to the tower. We're cabin. We're cabin. I don't know but
Going for the wind
Fuck it we go for the wind fuck it fuck that down fuck that down go over the way if you don't have both
If we go on boat towers we can't get the code anyway so it doesn't matter.
I'll try and get the other tower.
I'm getting it boys!
I did it!
Don't do anything to drive this thing with these fucking trees.
Don't listen to this man.
Obviously he's insane.
Why would I drive anything into the trees?
I've never done that.
I will never do that.
He's off his rocker.
He's off the deep end.
He's obviously hasn't taken his medication for the day. I said I'd watch this guy
I watched this guy if I were you I bet he might shoot that
He's fucking crazy. He's insane
Shoot him fucking kill him
I'm just kidding don't do that don't do that
I'd like it if boys were going it on
We have arrived.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, I'm going to come save you, I'm going to
I'm down. I'm down in the field of duty.
I'm gonna gun safety barge, go to me, I'm coming, bud!
I'm coming, bud!
Fuck it!
I'm like, I reloaded my bag and I started shooting and it just went click, click, and then I got two shots out.
Don't give yourself killed there everywhere.
I got too much. I got too much.
It's okay. Don't shoot left butt. I got too much.
Don't do worry.
I'm coming, give me it!
Okay, okay, work, work, work, work, work, very cool, very chill, very chill, very
cool, very chill, very cool, very chill, sir, sir, I'm behind you.
Yeah
What was it I'm always had just I ran to some locals. I ran some locals
I wait your rival. I'm right next to you. This is a lot of you're not gonna believe this my gun is on burst fire mode
And get this it doesn't have a burst fire mode
Fantastic! I just literally bugged.
It just on birthday.
It shoots two bullets at a time.
Two bullets burst.
Here we go. I'm about to convince you right now. Here we go.
I'm coming, bud!
I believe.
I got you! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! Here we go!
We're getting ready three
You make
I could have swore that guy was on my team do we even see that
I could have
You got that guy was on a deep
You got that guy was that I knew you had a hundred five and I'm just and I'm going straight to the circle
I have no money
Nobody
We're gonna get you it gets you a kid red arm. Are you doing it?
Really or or five now? I know you're lying. Now that was that was a guy in the blue team. So
That was a guy on the blue
You know, I'm just a red arm, man
Yeah, we're all in this together, buddy. We are all in this mode together. Okay, that just proved it for me. That just proved it to me.
Wait, Peanut!
What? Yep.
Wait for me.
Is that a long circle?
They're pooping in the streets.
They're pooping in the streets. We gotta stop them.
Oh, there we are.
I'm here.
I'm using four more points. Lock it in.
You're right in the circle.
We're locked in.
We're locked in.
Lock in and come through the fucking circle.
I think this game, I think if the worst of this game that any game I've ever played in my life.
top distance students better a couple rounds ago I'm getting progressed you
worse the more I more I break all right circles closing in
I
Was read right in the middle of it. I'll get it
I'm dead.
Perfect.
And I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Don't move.
You got defense.
I'm going to defense on me.
I'm going to defense on me.
Grab me.
Grab me first.
I'm going to use it.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Get it.
Yeah, just come in, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Careful, there's no shot.
Oh, wait a minute.
And we're dead.
And we're dead, but I did get $2,000 from our big guy.
Help!
Help us, please, God!
Oh, shit, we're making points, we're making points!
You might just land right in there.
Wait, do we count while we're sitting here?
No, we got allies coming in.
We might get revived.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we getting the risks.
We getting the risks.
Well, are you getting read right now?
Yup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh.
My story's all over.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
He's coming, he's coming.
Get out the way from now.
Got you, got you, got you.
Give me the Got you ego, you know?
Did you see I got you?
You know?
Oh, there we go.
No!
I'm gonna go kill that guy right now.
They're ab-
Help!
They're in the buildings man!
Help me please god!
They're 2 points off.
That is a person.
Guys, there's a person falling from the Heavens.
Directly outside of my house.
I think that's John Wayne. Be careful. Be very careful.
He will be revived.
Nice, Karen.
No, we're all dead.
I'm killing myself just kidding
I got enough for one more get off that was just how it's just a lady that was
Sit, lady.
Oh, if I were to use a word to describe that,
I bet you you'd do better than me.
I'll bet you you'd do better.
Or gas me.
That'd be really nice to have a side on my gun.
Wait for me.
Wait for me.
Wait, is that for me?
Hell, yeah.
Oh, I think it's cool.
Come on, it's cool.
All right, we're going to open up the box.
Yeah, what are we doing out here?
Oh, look at this.
I'll be back later.
All right.
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
Yeah.
You can keep on doing your thing and doing your thing.
And then, I'll see you tomorrow.
I will keep the ball rolling back back,
and then I'll be right back.
And I'm going to open it up.
So I have to open it up.
But I can't open it up.
Well, we're probably over by tomorrow.
How do you guys we're suckin we're suckin it
You see that we're suckin towards oh, we don't we're not blue. I give you I keep the game
We're not low where we get two more points. We need to lock in one one more time. These two lock people time
One last ride, boys!
One last ride!
Oh, we put it on. We got the clothes for both.
One last ride, boys!
Get out of there boys!
Get out of there boys!
Kill that face!
Get out of there boys!
Oh no! I need to chop up greater directions!
Oh no!
I'm...
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Kill me! Kill me! Kill me! Please!
Kill me. Kill me.
I've gotta get out of here.
I want this- I've the last 30 minutes of me being sitting on the ground.
Sitting on the ground!
Look at how it's dying.
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
One point, just one point.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
We win this.
We win this right now.
We won, we won, we won!
No, no, we win this right now, we win this right now!
No way!
God damn God!
What?
Wow, I did virtually nothing the last 30 minutes.
I mean, genuinely?
No, how?
Why would you do that fast when we were going to the tower?
You're just a tower man.
He's the tower man, the tower man.
I'm gonna be on tomorrow refreshed and ready, but if I play one more round of this I'm gonna die in a real
and a heli to my teammate? I can't even.
Are you sure that you should have been here all day?
Was it that bad?
Yeah, it's something you could just fly all the hour.
I told him, I said,
brother, put me on the sticks, but he would not listen.
I said, brother, put me on the sticks. I'll get us where we need to go.
And he said, no, no, no, watch this barrel wall or something.
I forgot his stupid name. It was something like
Be not or walnut or some shit
But uh finally once I got on the sticks
We started getting where we needed to go quick and safely making safety quick and efficient safely
All right, good night gang. Have a good one. Good night everybody. Good
All right boys
Get now
Good
Oh mr. Rats and peas table. What is it? What good thing good? Oh, man
And Mr. Yuja, FCA, MJ7, PC9S!
I believe that is Reds, by the way.
Oh, a beautiful name.
Hey, I was thinking about naming my future daughter, that actually.
I like red.
Thank you for the 20,000 points, good fan, good fan!
Thank you, brothers, PC to my boys.
I'm gonna go ahead and hop on, boys.
I've been on for 12 and a half hours.
I got a raging headache,
and I'm going to eat a burger.
And I'm going to eat a burger.
That's it.
That's the story.
Have a good one, boys.
Hopefully you enjoyed Boredogs today.
Guys, I'm telling you, honestly, this is a fun game.
Oh, actually, I probably should make a little statement
because they're gonna want one for whatever.
Like Twitter and stuff.
Because if I don't want to make one now,
they'll just click some random thing I said
and then it's just a can of worms.
You know, based on what they pick.
Um, I had a lot of fun, I had a lot of fun.
How the way it went for me is first I was having lots of fun
because it was a new game.
Then like three hours passed that I was kind of bored
because I didn't really know what I was doing
but after I figured out what I was doing, how to do it,
how the game worked, it was a fucking blast
and we ended up playing 12 and a half hours.
It was a fun time.
It's just action, action, action.
I would say the Sniper's a little zesty, a little zesty.
And also, if there was a way to not be on the ground,
you know, be on the ground for a little less time,
that would be cool.
That would be cool.
That would be cool.
But overall, fun game, very fun game.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night now, boys.
Good night now, gang.
I'm about to eat the big arch and a big mac.
No, you ain't.
No, you ain't.
a liar. Big Arch has been discontinued for like six months. You smoke and crack. What
are you talking about? That's not even, they didn't make that no more. Liar! Big Arch
ain't out, bro. Yeah, that's what I said. That's right. Yeah. You got a liar in the
chat. You got a liar. I've lied a couple times on the closing too. You know what?
I'm with you, chief. I'm, you know what? I've said I would go get tacos and then
and I go get a burger.
Right, so I go get a burger and then I go get tacos.
You know what?
It's just a little fib.
It's a white lie.
Everybody does it.
I do it sometimes.
You know what?
I'm gonna lie to you right now.
I was gonna tell you what I'm gonna eat
at the end of the street, but yeah, I'm gonna lie to you.
I'm gonna say something else.
And then I'm gonna go do something else.
I'm gonna lie right to your face.
What are you gonna do about it?
Huh?
What are you gonna do about it?
Fuck you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh...
Not a salad? Okay.
All right. Okay, you think you're funny, huh?
You think you're funny, guy? You think you're funny?
First off, where am I getting a salad at 2.38 in the morning?
Where am I going? Where am I going?
Where am I going? Huh?
Where am I going at 2.38 in the morning for a salad?
That's why I'm fat!
Which I'm not fat.
All right, good night everybody all right good night game fat bitch cozy. What are you doing awake?
You quit like eight hours ago you quit like what are you doing away? What are you doing away?
Oh, are you still playing the game? Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. You've been playing the game for like eight hours online
Hey coach, what have you been doing for the last eight hours?
It says, CloakSea online.
It says WarDog's playtest.
Wait, you've been playing WarDog's playtest
for eight hours online?
When I click on your name, it says online,
it doesn't say it's playing a game,
but when I actually click the down arrow,
there's a button here that says WarDog's playtest.
He's a traitor, what the hell?
He's a traitor!
I'll be talking with you, buddy.
I'll be talking with you.
All right, good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
You went to the freaking convention.
That's correct.
All right, good night, everybody.
Good night now, boys.
Have a good night now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good one.
Rest easy now, boys.
Slurs Saturdays tomorrow better get prepped up make sure you have your notebook of all the slurs
You see them all this week writing them down makes you a speech you have them ready
Have them ready. There's gonna be big trouble big trouble. Have a good one boys. Good night everybody. Good night now gang
Have a good one. Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Good night everybody. Good night now. Have a good one
Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good one. Good night. Rest up rest easy now gang
good
I died
Good night! Good night now gang! Good night everybody! Good night now everybody! Have a good one! Good night now gang! Have a good night everybody! Good night now! Good night! Sleep tight and do not!
Let the bed bugs fuck your ass! Get out of here! Get out! Get out of here!
YOU EAT A NICE FRESH!
CUP SELLING!
DUSSELF LICKMOSOMIC!