TheBurntPeanut
[DROPS] WARDOGS BETA | Quest To Unlock The L2A6 Tank (500k) | HutchMF x Habibi x Gimmick x Courage | SLUR SATURDAY | #BUNGULATE
08-22-2026 · 13h 42m
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How are you, Bungalows, with the Spine Slurs Saturday, gentlemen?
Hope you guys brought your journals with all of the slurs you've been saving up throughout the week,
riding them down nice and diligently.
Oh, I was just kicked for an activity.
Alright, okay, well, that's, don't worry, that's probably gonna fix very easily, very easily.
Don't worry, they had no worries there, gentlemen.
Let me tell you something.
And today, we not only fight for whatever team were on green, blue, or red, we fight for
America!
We fight for America!
I don't know who these guys on these other teams are, but they may be communist scum!
They may be communist scum!
And every time we win, America wins, boys.
So, we're saving up $500,000, $500,000.
Now, don't ask me how we're gonna get it.
I'm not certain.
I don't know yet, but we're gonna figure it out
and we're gonna unlock that tank,
because I don't think anyone knows
how to deal with tanks yet.
It's gonna be hilarious.
Almost no one has rocket launchers.
Almost no one has C4s or whatever.
We're just gonna drive around
and absolutely vaporize entire cities and people.
Wait, one million dollars.
You know, I thought it was only $500,000.
You know, I think it's only $500,000.
Is it a million?
Is it a billion?
Huts does 250k?
Yeah, guys, guys, guys.
Okay, let me let you get on a little seat
before we get in there, guys.
Huts does have 250k.
But it ain't from battling.
It ain't from victory.
It ain't from glory.
It ain't from conquering
his false it's from buying a 12-seat helicopter and flying guys through the
battle zone and then flying back okay now listen that's a noble cause I would
not like you that is a noble pursuit a noble pursuit the the inner workings of
the team a well-oiled machine a man ready to sacrifice what it is not battle
It is not battle. It is not battle. Do not let him fool you with his large bank account
Do not let him fool you. We will earn our five hundred thousand dollars on the front lines
In the trenches with our brothers beside us. He would not be told let me take a taxi over here
Oh, sir sir, that'll be twenty five dollars. That'll be twenty five dollars sir for the trip
Oh, the meter's running a double pursuit a double pursuit, but not how we're doing it not how we're doing boys
We're getting it through blood. This is blood money. This is blood money. We're getting
Kill these motherfucking communists, and then we're gonna steal their oil
Let's ride
Let me get my game hold on. Hey guys
Yeah, hey, hey gang. Are you guys in the game right now?
Yes, but we can't out. Hey, well, I just want to let you guys know that I invited her be me and gimmick to play is that okay?
Yes, I scored. Oh, I see. I believe all we jump in yours. Yeah, I encourage you have mine as well, right? Yeah
Yeah, I was hoping mine. It's up in mine
Courage, I don't know give access to the steamer waiting room
But if you don't see a steamer waiting room channel and the top just joined the Wendy's are dragging not go
Don't go to Wendy's
Oh my god
Actually, let's go right now before everybody here. Just go go go go go go go. Okay. Okay. I'm trying to find it
Where's it good luck, bro? Don't get stuck with the needle God speed oh
Shit it's already fucking full. Oh my god guys
guys guys guys stop guys stop oh my god hold on one second i'm trying to find
courage in the pool of 500 regulators one second hold on yep yep oh fuck my ass
oh my god oh my god uh what happened oh current way oh is that you oh i'm here
oh you have access to the channel oh shit yes yes that courage courage five if you
You would take a one quick beep at the behind the wind is blow you
that was that was full or it was empty 10 seconds ago.
I'm going to go join it really quick and see what it's like.
Maybe that wouldn't recommend it.
You know, I'm going to join jobs.
You it's like as well.
Oh, it won't even connect.
Hold on.
It's it won't even is don't add
I
All right, that was not exactly how I thought it might be up. Yeah
Perfect now that my ears are bleeding I'm ready to play fantastic fantastic fantastic
I'm checking out. Let me take it. Let me take it. Let me take it. Beep. Yeah. Hmm. All right
We got to get we hot way wish I check
You know it's not the brightest so he might still be sitting in his discord
Are you just said yeah be there in a moment. I think he's flying people in
We joining a new game, I don't want to buy this helicopter for hopping in
No, don't buy what we're hopping a new game. We said I should have worked with we got we ought to all go in a game together
But I don't know what hot chicks
I'll leave this one. Yeah, I'm gonna back out of this
Hey guys, do you know what a hot twin?
He's I think he's like finishing a supply run like he's in a game still and then he's gonna back out
Listen a noble pursuit a noble pursuit
He's still a bench. He's still a bench. Do you guys, hey, give me, you know, you know
where this guy got his money from, he's got 250,000. Do you guys money from? Transport.
Transport.
Yes, I heard. I heard. I was trying to level up right now.
Yeah. Now let me tell you something, I'm going to go out there and I'm going to
kill so many fucking communists.
That I was wrapped up $500,000 and I'm like,
oh,
hey, but I thought you were deep pockets hutch.
Are you guys are back and forth?
Oh, bro, I got three right now.
Are you guys are you guys in this game?
Are we back in action?
You get your.
Did you get your.
I got you.
You have three and a cancel out of money.
You must have been really just destroying the enemy
conquering lands and taking over towers and saving the world or something huh?
That's a lot of money!
I've been taxing people back and forth on the battlefield all day long.
I bet you have.
And I bet you have.
I bet you have.
I bet you have.
I bet you have.
I bet you have.
I bet you have.
I bet you have.
A noble pursuit!
A noble pursuit!
Nonetheless.
Thank you.
But fuck you, Huns.
Thank you.
Fuck you.
The money
Okay, all right, I'll admit it. Okay, I hopped on about an hour and a half before stream
And I bought a bunch of helicopters trying to scream snipe hutch and kamikaze his helicopter. I failed
numerous times and I have no money
All right, it's out. It's out. All right. The secret is telling the truth. Okay. It's listen
I'm a big peanut. I could be living on my mom and we do not judge you. Oh, thank you. My name is peanut and I have a problem
Hello peanut every says you hello peanut. I have a little big sin
I'm addicted to kamikaze
And
My money it's taken all my money
So
That's what they say they say kamikaze and is very expensive. Yes, I'm stopping now though, and I would like my one-day coin
I would like my one-day coin
It's and I'd like some support
I don't think you can get the one-day coin until tomorrow. How much you fuck yourself 30 minutes. How about you fuck yourself?
You know what? I'm continuing my nation just because of current. I'm throwing out the window
We love all of you fucking love you the first yeah, I'm doing this body
I'm throwing it at the enemy
All right, are we backing out?
Currently backed out
Do you I think I'm gonna check your DMs check your DMs. I don't know if I got you
I think we have each other a BB or peanut
Mr. Furry and Mr. Thialand.
I believe so, no.
These boys good, bad, good, I'm bad.
I think you're up against this nucleus.
Yeah, I agree.
And Mr. Tizzi, but what do you mean by good?
Okay.
Bad, good, I'm bad.
This team?
Thank you, Bob.
Yeah.
We appreciate you, Bob.
I'll DM you mine.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, boys.
Great guy, boys.
Okay.
Are you recording?
Yes.
It's my third one.
Oh.
Check your spam.
Your spam.
DMs.
There we go.
By the way, I just got word.
He's got word that your boy. Oh your boy
your boy's got the
front of the line pass to six flags
So actually I can join up next time it starts without waiting
You got a front of the line pass and I don't I'm fucking
Did you see what these cocksuckers posted of me?
I've seen that actually, I've seen that.
Bro, I have been doing great all day today,
and I got whatever the shit's called, where they revive you
and they kill you again for like three minutes straight,
and that's what they put on the twin, the assholes.
Yeah, I saw that, I actually did that.
Oh my gosh.
I did that to a guy,
and I thought it was just some random guy,
And it ended up being have you ever seen a guy on Twitter named one peg?
Yeah, I know one peg.
Yeah, I was I was I was defibbing a guy over and over again
and having four teammates fuck him.
Um, just a lot.
And I thought it was just a man of gas.
It's just.
It's just a piece.
Oh, listen, no, he wasn't this.
He was. Oh, Dev's.
Wait, hold on.
I'm getting word from my main man, quote.
Dev said Hunch will never have a front of the line pass.
What?
Yeah!
Take me here!
What the fuck did I do?
Get in here!
Fuck Hunch!
Fuck Hunch!
Fuck Hunch!
Fuck Hunch!
Fuck Hunch!
Fuck Hunch!
You know what?
I'm gonna wait until the morning and whenever I'm top dog and I'm showing bare nuts on
stream, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
And I'm gonna wait till I'm in the front of the line and I'm showing bare ass
and titties.
What the hell we make a bet?
Have we make a better rubber can make more money in one game today?
Gets the frontline bus. I'll have them remove it from my account and put on your account
You know, I don't think you're I don't think you're as shameless as hot. She is with the Uber driving man
You're way, but it can't be from over driving. It has to start now
No previous
I don't believe he's came back.
Yeah, that's right, buddy.
That's right, buddy.
Well, fucker, can't make a dime without rumoredriving, huh, Hodge?
Yeah, fuck you, man, Hodge.
It starts right now.
It starts right now.
And it's whatever the number on that scoreboard is.
You have to, like, when it says it on the actual scoreboard,
at the end of the game, it's whoever has the highest one game.
So if you get 100,000 right now and I get 200,000 eight hours from now,
This is my game with 200,000 for the day
Wait, we're doing it for the day. Oh, you have like eight hours ahead of you. I have baby three
Working class I'll wait in my line. Fuck everybody. I'll wait in my line
Fuck everybody and I am showing bear ass tomorrow. I am I'm joining a lobby
everybody join it. It is Saturday. Join join join join join. Wait, did you text me that?
Did you text me that server? Just join off my team. Yeah, right click on his name. Join.
Yeah, yeah, man. Uh, but, uh, what this one might not be good.
Hmm. Oh, I could which where are we going? Which color blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue,
go go go go go go. Don't show screen yet or leave the server. I have to wait. It's
okay if you if you did, I just got to wait for blue. I think you can show the screen.
You got a parameters. It is fast pass. Oh, you can always out this is a me and this
is a me and hot rivalry here buddy. Is this is just a you two? I'm sorry. A morning
afternoon rivalry right now. Alright, I need some money then. Y'all taking I'm
I'm making money
Okay, see one two
Yeah, we're close. Yeah, I can't get into the blue team
Can someone quit the blue team? Oh, sorry
I just leave the server
Fucking helicopter
Okay, all right
I'm gonna text you guys each the color of the team this is how we did it last time this it actually works pretty good
It's just smart. I'm gonna text you guys the server and the color of the team and then we do not hide our speed
So we're all in the server and on that color of the team, you know
I don't know here. We go
Just put it in the stream waiting room
Yeah, I'm gonna look you guys have all do you guys have access to see where you get we're in here. You dumbass
There's no other stuff words
I just want to call you a dumbass me neither. I could be wrong. Yes. I see tests. Oh, here we go. All right. Oh, yeah
I'm right here. We go
All right guys, I got it. I'm a high speed and do not hide so we're all on that team in that generic
yep
Okay, somebody in my bugulated chat right here said I put it in the general chat. I believe it for
I'm scared them
Sir
What the circumstances of it was but I know it was it was a tragedy I
Remember gimmick put something in the general chat of my discord that was supposed to be not for stream not knowing there's
111,000
Yeah, I do remember that very secret
You guys all in I didn't get the I didn't get in the server but not in the game
Do we call an audible and go the other one that's open no no no no no
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
There we are on the team
Not yet. I'm not yet. No. Hey, have you been courage aren't hot to you in I'm in where's give a guy?
He's not I might be I'm in now
Hey, I'm in as well. Hey, I'm gonna say that we said
Where the hell is give a guy? Why you meet up is he in?
He isn't this whole time, right?
I'm actually so pumped out to play this game today dude. I'm not gonna lie to you. Oh my gosh. I'm having a blast.
You're good. Okay. Okay. I'm getting my digital working for today. This is more working for the L2A6
gentlemen $500,000. This small work and I'm not gay boys. You got money with blood!
You go out there, we dominate the battlefield.
And then we kill everybody.
Which one I'm?
We just need to build the drill. The drill that's closest to us, we gotta build it.
Um, yeah, hold on. Wait, I don't know how to do all that. Maybe we should really go with that.
Oh shit, I locked the glib.
I wish I had bills on my money on that stupid alicomber crap.
I could buy the glib right now.
Oh.
Oh.
Mm.
Damn it.
This is what kamikaze addiction does, gentlemen.
This is what kamikaze addiction does.
You see that?
Now we can afford our glib.
I'm going to take a couple of people down to,
I don't know where the fob's going to be.
My voice is down by the way I avoid
Get more people in here
Hit the couple goodies
I don't know about you guys promise you with MP9 talking good little like a little was decent you guys could use the glow
Yes, I'm very good. I miss anything. I feel like my back makes usually a bit
My mission I am I'm missing
You feel dog got the d-fib with the charger for the d-fib
I'm feeling more confident with this helicopter every time I'm flying.
Mags? Oh, Mags! Oh yeah, oh yeah, I think he's whistling, he's whistling.
I'm just trying to see if he can call a hunchback over there and just open up again.
Oh, yeah, I think he's just, I think, I think, okay. I'm ready to go.
Where's the other guy? Where's the other guy, boys?
We just left, we just left.
I'm gonna call the drill.
You're gonna call the drill? We're taking our wheels up, boys!
The drill close this time. We're gonna make a lot of money. We gotta make a lot of money here boys
Really, is anybody turn up? Oh guys, guys, I never made a squad for my squad. There was good
I'll be the hutch courage to escape to my friend
He's gonna escape the good other twice easy easy
It all hushed just a morning if 13 people was helicopter only two of parachutes
guys oh my god wait you can turn up proximity volume to two legs when it
is oh my god huge huge huge
What's up, how's that I do the last one I'm sorry
Hello, oh for fuck's sake give it give it give it
What the server is in the chat try to join
And jump here boys go go go I'm sure the things I can look at
All right fucking I'm locking it I'm gonna join later
I'm doing it now. I'm doing it now. I'm doing it now. Hello. I gotta hop out. I love you. We see it
All right, all right and unlocking
Go ahead. Here we go. All right. Good. All right. Let's ride
We're like that sugar boys
Oh wait, oh no. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh no, we forgot what?
It's gimmick's birthday!
No!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday big gimmick!
Happy birthday to you!
Well, it's great.
What a beautiful day it is today. Happy birthday gimmick. For your birthday we all got together
and pulled our money and got you a gift by leaving you out of the game. Hope you enjoy
the past. I'm going to have to get on the next one. Oh no the queue is full as well.
Fantastic. I will be joining the next round. Sounds good, sounds good.
Oh
Yeah, but we got somebody
We're on a road over here we died we're out. Oh my goodness. We are so alone. Is that the circle anybody else in the circle?
No, we all got dropped in this tower, but we can't cap the towers for 10 minutes.
So I feel like I'm wasting my time.
Go to the first tower.
Go to the first tower.
Go, go, go, go, go.
And I have to have a BB stay there and build.
And I'm bringing you everything right now.
I'm dead.
I'm still in the uh...
I'm alive.
This is even 8 p.m. or this is the maybe land mine.
I'm actually taking over tower one two right now.
How are these guys not dying?
We gotta get down there boys.
We gotta get down there in the mud in the mesh.
Damn, void b.
A void one for everybody?
I was working on tabbed on a scoreboard pressing U twice.
It should work.
U?
U, U.
U is an underwear.
U?
You!
You!
You!
Gotcha!
You!
You!
You!
You!
Huh?
Poochie poochie!
Why is here's NP9?
Kill me in one shot with my-
I'm-
I'm so nerve-full it's over here!
What is that? You see that?
What to my luck? Oh, see we are enough for one more kid. Oh, okay. We're gonna thank God. We're saved. We're saved
We saved we're saved we saved. So I'm not for one more. We got it. We're up for one more get
You can't park there
You're already dead
Yeah
Okay, listen up transport bitch. I've already got a hell of a gun. I've had not like how would you get down there and
Remind your brothers in battle. Okay, maybe I would be dead if I had
If I have the transport pushing down there play for a win. You're over there playing checkers. I'm playing chess
It's okay to know now you're playing chest. I'm playing chess is dr.
My mentor I'm about to destroy the blue and green teams red and green teams
We're blue we are blue. Yeah, I know I figured it out. I figured that out
Listen, I've got $1,000 in the bank account. I'm about to kill 20 guys. It's gonna go to 100,000
What do you say sir? I'll hear you whenever you say I'm for balls
You're not gonna happen
It's gonna happen boys
happen. I got to happen. No, sir. No, I got to happen. I'm out of here. Peace. Yes, only
a couple of times. Oh, sir. Oh, shit in the barblier. Mr. Simple chess move in the chess
We're playing it lock it in boys lock it in on to e7
King to g5 literally my next flower
Simple simple elementary even
elementary simple and supple simple and supple that's how we move simple and
supple is how he moved boys simple and supple all right time to get the blast
and time to get a really blasted
the first of many victims of them the first of many many victims
I'm gonna pack him.
Don't talk with that guy, he's the enemy, he's a piece of crap.
Yeah, but he could be more.
Oh!
Oh
Shit
We're back in there, we're back in.
We're trying to make a little bit more body to be even.
A little bit more body.
Oh my god!
We're back in there, we're back in there, we're back in there.
I'm coming back to Tony.
No, what?
We still got enough.
We're fine.
We're fine.
The real domination starts right now, boys.
We still got enough for one more get one more get.
Oh, Mr. Oh, Mr.
Is he concentrating on flying a helicopter from one point to another and then back? Why is this guy muted?
So maybe we have we get to the front line together
You see his hey second on the leaderboard
He's son of a bitch
Son of a bitch I'll tell you
All right
There's a lot of towers control.
Do we have a fob there already?
Let me check.
We got...
I don't think so.
No, we don't.
We don't have a fob there.
I don't have room.
I don't have room.
We don't have a fob in Tower.
Tower, uh...
Five, I think.
Right?
The middle one.
The middle one.
I'm dropping wherever.
I'm going to go ahead and bash you.
Don't worry much.
You're going to get a lot of enemies beneath us at Tower 1 right now.
I agree.
It's...fuck.
at the oh wait a strong just got set up we're good we got a problem yeah we got a
problem yeah yeah yeah I think that's what that means right blue square on the
map uh yeah around number five he said uh I don't know what it is it's this one
here I don't know a little number next to it uh five yeah five all right what
does it mean when it's blue that means well the blue square but then
What about with the icons blue that means we own the drill currently lock it
Good Lord, boys!
Oh, God!
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you don't have any money?
Psst, baby!
Psst!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm here, I'm at base.
HQ in the helicopter yes. Oh, yes. I'm right next to the the tower with the blue square on it
I can't I literally can't I I have no money
Tower one right now is warm. Sorry tower five part five part five
I'm in the tower five with some people and then I'm gonna start building a base on there
I'm using a lot of money for a ride.
$500 by $500 by now in Tower 1.
Absolute war. There's three of us holding off like.
Oh shit. Oh, we can try to get the rest of our attention.
Oh, I said $500. He once said $500.
He made medical supplies very badly.
That's right there. $500, make a ruse.
If you remind me. We're good. We're good. Go ahead and jump.
Oh
We're back we're back
So you love we're gonna head we're gonna head north we get all these passes to kill us
We're gonna get a revenge. We're gonna get a revenge!
Just a gamer chair, maximum efficiency.
It's a peep-peeps open voice.
It's a peep-peeps open voice.
Was Hans killing himself?
That helicopter crash was Hans?
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
That should send him back a couple dollars boys
That should send him back a couple dollars
That'll give us a lead
Okay
That's not good
Uh-oh
I don't see him, I don't see him, I don't see him
Oh god, I don't even know where he is
Oh, he's here
OHHHHHHHHH
See you little shticky
See you little shticky
Little shtub-shtub
She fucked the bush.
Yeah, I saw you. I saw you with that last run.
Incredible.
Yeah, how much money did you make this game?
How much money did you make this game?
I made a couple dollars. I made a couple dollars.
I made 45,000, Pete.
I'll give you a lot.
Okay, okay.
I'll give you some bitches if you need some.
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh. Is that Joe? Is that Joe?
You can fuck yourself.
Some bitches, yep.
Glow it all you want, buddy. Glow it all you want.
It ain't gonna last long.
Oh, keep that, keep that ground warm for me.
Keep that ground warm for me.
I'm about to kill the entire enemy team.
Go, go, go!
Where the hell is this guy stepping from?
I don't see anyone!
We gotta infiltrate this tower, boys. Kill them all.
I don't give a second, $20,000.
Hey, Kurt. Stay with me. Stay with me.
Watch, they're gonna be on the northwest side of that.
That zone. There's like buildings up here.
I don't know if you can see that ping.
Yeah, I see it. I see it.
Go, go, go!
anybody got it?
What?
What?
There's people jacking their feet in court and tense sections in the game.
Are you serious?
That's their own power.
You listen up here pal.
You listen to some Vaseline.
You need some lotion.
It's just me getting drive from spanking it too long in that court.
Fuck it.
Maybe try to just restart.
Hey.
I
Take this courage we hold it down
Oh, yeah, he's nothing.
I'm going to look at that thing.
Yeah, I'm cool.
Ooh.
I kind of hate this castle, like, right above us.
Just a quick take the castle.
Take the castle.
We're back!
Oh, my taste will run through.
Are you serious?
Cher, you might have actually cancelled it at the last second.
Was this item to the left touch?
No fucking way.
Wait, no, he knows.
Wait, no he didn't, I died, I died again, where'd I die from?
Hold this, how do you know what I'm going on?
No I killed that guy.
Dude, look I got a hundred damage from nobody.
He's dead, fantastic, fantastic, well okay well, we're broke, we're broke.
We're broke boys, we're broke.
We are broke.
Okay. Alright. Alright, I won't lie if this is not going that good.
Hudge has a significant lead and I have nowhere on the journey to him.
Oh, warm up game, Peanut.
That's right. Warm up game. Warm up game.
Warm up game. That's what it is. That's what it is.
I already don't have enough money for a kid.
Oh my god.
I mean, Peanut, look at his- go to scoreboard and read me off.
Huch's kills, assists, and deaths, please.
Ha! Oh, it's just a second, I will.
You guys should one quick moment. I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what
It's a glitch. I see zero kills zero assists one death zero
That's all right. That sounds about right. So that makes sense
Me let me do it. Let me do it. It's always gonna have a second set of eyes zero kills. You're a sis to death. Oh
and
Take us through the battle field boys. There's a million
He never gave me no money, I'm about to have a ton of money!
I swear, I swear!
You have to put your faith in me!
You have to put your faith in me!
Put it in me!
Put it in me!
We're about to be wrecked!
Fuckin' I'm super silly.
Gotta get the sakes down.
I don't know how we...
You're any of those guys.
That's why we're missing, that's why we're missing the six.
Should we be, how's that tower going to get on set up?
Oh yes, sir, it's very, very good.
Good.
Very strong tower.
Ah, good, good, good, good, good.
How would one, how would one take down, ah, a tower?
I mean, you might know something.
Yes, of course, if you go to Tower, for example, there is Tower number 2, you see this?
Yeah, Tower number 2, yep.
Come, next time you hop in the helicopter with me, I will show you how to take it down.
Oh, you know how to take down Tower 2?
Yes, yes, I would show you, come with me.
Oh, okay, okay, I just want to learn, just so I can defend and shop.
Because if you know how the enemy will take down, or try to get your tower, then you can defend it easier.
I thought you have to take it.
You have to take it first, then you bring it down before hitting it.
Oh god, okay like capture is that the key or is this another verbiage for capturing or what it's a verbiage for
From the enemy
I don't like to go hot drop. I have nobody for it
I'm taking you guys right over yellow you guys jump
yeah you can just slow it down like right before all right or what direction
to move in there
See
Oh, there's a lot of them in there. There's a lot of them in there boys
Where we're going we're going to a baby we're going no we're going right to your hot song. Oh, there's a million up there
There's a million up here
Come on boys jump out jump out
Fucking we're going in judge
Another run. Oh my god. It's cute. Yeah, you're like two more kids get our full kit back
Oh shit, there's a thousand!
We're going to go, we're going to go, there's a thousand on the side of the land!
Oh god!
Oh my god, oh what do they do, my boy?
Oh
Get out of here
We got one of my we got a bunch of get a fuck at least
This is where we really start to gain cash for this is the mountain this is the mountain right here
He's we start to climb
You're making your country proud!
I see God saved the king.
No, no, this country, America!
I'm not fighting for Britain over here.
written over here with those guys guys smoke a crack out of his butt
you're gonna keep it bitchy
Oh
Weakest that was only 10 image. Oh my god
Hey, how you doing?
Sure. Sure. Sure. Mr. Neff. Mr. Neff
We need to get to the northwest. We need to get to the we need to charge that house right now. Mr. Neff
It's imperative. Yeah, you all three of us need to charge that house to the north. Are you ready boys?
Oh
Shit keep going dives
How much you know fire helicopters you pussy
It's actually does something a better plan actually does something better plan
Why is he keep shooting fucking me? He's like ten other Indians here
You see, Hunter's a ford prophet, he's leaving us to nowhere, he's leaving us to demise!
Boys, we forgot to grab a helmet off one of those dead guys we killed.
Robbie on the next one, we'll kill Robbie on the next one.
We'll kill like three guys we've got to handle.
She first, she first.
She makes more money, we need to make a lot more money.
A lot more money.
I
Such research we're going to the hot dog. Yeah, I'm here. I'm in it. I'm in it
I might have I might have shot my shadow again and told you the player. Oh, yeah, no worries out
No worries. It could have happened to anyone could have happened to anybody could have happened to anyone sub 70 IQ. Oh
Oh
Do we pull the zone why is it over here on our tower do we put?
Maybe did you pull the zone?
Somebody was running logistics and we were able to pull the zone because of the logistics somebody read
Okay, all right hero, okay
I think I used to have his ill
You have seven we're gonna have to step up the game we have to step up the game
this for five yeah we're like no we need 10 what he kills for life oh thank
you sir thank you sir it's over yet boys got over to the family thing
oh thank you sir there's a $10 tip in it if you remind me
Thank you sir, thank you sir. Thank you.
We're back!
I woke up Miss Yoni, I'm awake, I'm awake!
Lock it boys!
Watch where they're really.
Where are they besides you?
In the tower in front, in the tower in front, they're lighting me up.
The tower, like tower 5, right?
Oh my, greatly, greatly.
Okay, yeah, okay, we need to get down there, we need to get down there.
Oh
I can check here in a second. Yeah, we're not actually your head down
We just have a hi-tech yeah tower one
Yeah, they're on pain behind this this truck
Fuck you
bootie forever bitch bootie forever pussy bootie forever
We're going to tower one
We're not going to the tower no we gotta go with the yellow we gotta go with the yellow
I
Never anybody to buy the video later boss, but I got a lot of you like a lot of you judge. I think I would have to have something after I do
front
i don't think so i don't think so i'm going for him
he's gone he's gone yeah i don't see anymore he's left
there's one on the back side of the fence on my dead body
I
Got
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I had a lot of fun.
Get him up, get him up, this is one of our finest soldiers.
Oh shit, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle.
Oh, oh.
We need fucking back up at tower one.
I got you, I got you.
Get in, cornered on by P.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you,
I got you, I got you, I got you,
get up, told you, the battle's not yet won.
I need my defense there's three dead guys right here potato cake who's he does
he's
Oh
Okay. Alright, it's zero. It's zero for you.
OOOOOOOOP!
Help me, please, God!
No, fuck him! Fuck that guy! Help me!
Help me, please!
You should have him. You have enough to buy another kit though. That's a good thing. If you die here, it's no big deal. It's no big deal. We'll make it progress.
Oh, shit. Oh, easy.
I was a valiant and dead soldier a valiant and dead and I appreciate you. I'm killing myself
I'm killing myself. I have enough money to buy another kid besides that's what matters most that's what matters most
You see a schoolboy. Oh, I'm gaming on you
You better get back to taxiing you pussy
Straight up
Been mortar that the entire game the entire game the same cocksucker
It's been throwing mortars like Tom Brady
Yeah, that guy is definitely watching this
Yeah, I mean fuck's sake man. Does he have to say hey guys? We're in the stream
Please help us
Luckily those mortars are pretty hard to shoot so we should be good
As long as we kind of move every now and then we can't stand still unfortunately because of the guy
watch you but that's okay. I'm rolling time anyway.
Game looks fantastic. X-Y took the computer into force otherwise I'd be
playing. Oh sevens in the chat boys. Oh sevens in the chat this fine man. A
fallen brother. Oh sevens in the chat this falling brothers gentlemen. At
At least tell me you kept the dog!
At least tell me you kept the dog!
That's what's most important.
That is what is most important.
The trick is,
you have to act like you want the kid
to trade the custody of the kids for the computer.
And they'll obviously say yes, they want the kid.
You got no kids and a fucking game in computer and you think you're not gay boys?
Am I right?
What's up?
Fucking load boys. Lock and load. Lock and load.
It's an easy trick. It's an easy trick.
Right above it. Right above it.
I'm going to go for it.
Hey.
Okay, I'm telling you this everybody who snipes in this game should be round up and
circumcised. No, no, no. What's that where they cut you? Cut your tube?
Well, what's it? Bersactomy. All of them. All of them. Bersactomy for every sniper in this
game. They should not procreate. They cannot procreate. Their lineage must
Stop here. They must stop here
Bob that's nice very nice
Oh
Not too savvy
He has a live on top hutch. He's gonna get alive in the middle
Push him from a train yard
He's gonna try to come into our castle
Castle to castle to oh sniping us from tower to all the way out there. I
Killed one of train
He's got the bottom of the tower too, but I'm not sure about the top, I'm not sure about the top.
Oh, I got sniped.
Top's good.
Well, they still have people sniping from the north-west.
I'm gonna go out there and try to kill them all.
Yeah.
He's no watcher of the chat!
No watcher of the chat!
There's people right here.
He's trying to contain us all, man!
Right here.
Who, where?
Right here on this plane.
I can't see him.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yep, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Well, they're gonna kill right now one dad one still right here. Oh, you snipers everywhere. Oh my god
The snipers to the the north east as well northeast I told you this area is a fucking movie right now
I mean
No, no, I'm on the foot now, I'm gonna come join you guys real soon, we're just hogging
yellow at, at, uh, Bob.
I'm holding the sabers, I'm holding the sabers, one sabber down, one sabber down.
Nice, you know I'm watching over the other one.
Got him, got him, on the sabber down, he sabbers down, he sabbers down, he's
fucking playing.
Gotcha.
God yeah, why'd he move it?
We're loading ammo
Can we get like dropped off medical supplies from pilot three out request that?
And I could do that for you, but oh you can request by
Holding your scroll
Hold you hold the scroll button down and then go to the right and you can request ammo supplies pick up
Request back up. That's cool. That's a death
All right, there's two snipers across the map at top of tower two
Trying to slide this by the way
Uh, gotcha okay gotcha
We're just
On that ping, on that ping, there's a group of them down there
Yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm moving towards that ping now
I'll clear them out, I gotta come take those out of me
Come on guys, come on guys
I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you
That's it, come on Mr. Joe man, come on, we got it, we got it
It'll be commens, it'll be commens
I'm gonna go to see what she left. Oh, no, I'm not. I don't even see a guy. Oh, oh my god. Oh my god
It's Java. It's Java. We lost it Java. We're dead. We're dead. Oh, shoot. No, we're not
I think they traded the guy they killed him. I think I'm gonna buy the mic. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Peter
Thank you still slapping for talent
oh no we're safe we're safe oh hutch just got killed for a mile away are you
both died no no I'm out of you I'm out of you have a hunch where you at I'm
going to get I'm going to make a play are you going for hutch are you going for
hutch I'm trying to keep it I'm getting sniped from it there's a sniper in a
tower behind me I'm gonna move back get hutch and then I'll proceed take
I'm going to go aiming over me.
It's going to be hot. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Let's watch.
Well, he's going to go to the ticket. He's going to go to the ticket.
I'm just never going to let you down.
I'm just never never going to go around and just say it to you.
I'm going to leave me.
I'm just going to leave you.
You're going to let me out.
Pop is well, he's going to get his forklift application first.
I'm going to be the motherfucker.
Bumblebee's never gonna run around and desert you.
Deserve me.
He's gonna make me cry.
You're back up.
You're back up.
Hello.
Yes, I'm back up.
I'm gonna meet up with you.
Sound good?
Yeah, well, we're moving north west.
There's take-offs over here.
I'll see you at Funky's, guys.
Let's go to the circle.
Exactly.
Come to me.
Come to me.
We're making big points over here.
Don't say dessert, he'll get hungry.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We have this one of those trigger words
No, I'm getting feral on us
Got a guy guy in town one. That's where we are. Yeah, he just
How dropped the mini bird the mini bird?
All right, I got you guys $1,000 $1,000 $1,000 $1,000
It's gonna be my $500. I'm sorry.
The circle is moving to the tower northeast.
To the tower northeast? Are they sucking it?
Oh, they're sucking it! They're sucking it! They're sucking it!
Yeah, they're pulling it.
We gotta move!
We gotta go, P. We gotta go.
We gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move.
Northeast, northeast.
Okay. She flushed, she flushed.
P. Somebody had a $500 bounty for a res.
Yeah.
That was the teammate that was resting them.
I ran up and quick-rested and started the money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
Like I give me the thousand dollars. How do I check?
Yeah, yeah, I guess I like I do thousand dollars you would see you at least that guy just hear me
You have
Got twelve hundred. No, that was for the red. So that was an attempt. I'm talking about the death
I got him buddy.
500, all right, that's fair, that's fair.
500 is fair.
1000 was a bit extravagant.
500 is fair, that's fair.
You just stand right here, buddy.
You just stand right here.
The fuck did he get where he was?
Hey, what are you doing?
My body has some 30 meters body.
30 meters body.
I shot, I shot, I got shot, I got shot, I got shot.
My body got shot.
I got shot, I got shot, I got shot.
I'm down, I'm down.
I got shot, I got shot, I got shot.
You stand back, stand back, stand back.
Clear!
Clear!
You go watch them. They're all around us, brother. They're all around us.
I'm gonna try and heal.
We can't even leave. We can't even leave base.
Wait, why?
They're just all over the place.
They're doing that. We're winning the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just picking them off.
Right here over the sale. He's right over the sale.
Oh, what the? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're making a tower, making a tower?
I don't see it, we gotta keep moving though, we gotta keep moving northeast, they have
to start and run now.
I need this guy's meds.
We gotta move, boss, we gotta move!
Go, go, go!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
Five guys are good about this open
So what's that up here this church?
That's good
Coming
Well, how do we use that?
Yeah, I don't even know if you try to take the time
But what if we just try to hold down the bottom of it these we have more people on it?
Oh, we deny the points. We deny the points. We're taking points right now. He's got a shot
We're just gonna I'm easy. Well, they're all they're dude. They're all fucking be emming us bro
You got mortar guys. You got people camping our base right now
You guys coming coming coming your way ahead of me being way ahead. Oh
They fortified this shit out of place. Holy crap. We're done. We're dead
I just the church is fortified out the edge
I'm dead. It's a oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. What the hell is that right there?
Did you put a fob anywhere? I thought you'd put a fob to the towers.
Is there anywhere you can put a fob?
They're worth putting at the tower.
How many fobs can your team have? Do you just catch the whole map?
I don't know that. That's a good question. I don't think so.
Help!
I'm on my way up.
Help me please God!
I had to give up, P. I went inside the fob. I had to give up.
I got a guy on me.
I'm going to be over a bunch.
I'll be back over there soon.
I'll be be if you can make your way back.
Give me a lift, that'd be great.
You don't much kill me.
Oh, good. Thank you.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus, drag me away. Put one of those chips in my brain.
And then I'm going to be a furry.
Like Colchie.
No, don't do that.
He can make me do anything if I chip chip my brain he's in
I'll be a furries
Oh god oh god
Peta you've gotta have a car
Oh god oh god oh no
Oh god oh my god oh no
Oh god oh just oh my god
He can turn me into one of those guys that does every TikTok trend like the Spider-Man one
Hey I'm Spider-Man
Oh god I'm already doing it
Oh my god oh shit I'm a dormitory quick TikTok trend
I can feel the chip in my mind
He's making me do things I don't wanna do
You can jump on the lamp and then jump over the sandbags. That's what I did.
Got it, got it, got it, got it!
Far left side of your face in the church in the front door.
Stop, I'm just taking a couple of mags, I'll be right in there.
I'm on my way over.
Ah!
Go, go, go!
Get down.
Let's make that money, baby.
Where the hell are they shooting from? Is it this thing?
I'm looking for the lamp. I'm looking for the lamp. I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
Pete, how do I make it to you without dying, dude? I got a C4 on me. Thank you. Yeah, that's
you. I'm going around. I'm looking for name change.
Oh yeah, should we just open the door in the front? Should we just open the door
in the front?
There's like 500 of them on the side that I went to.
We got people coming.
Holy crap, they're all on that side.
None of them are on that side.
They're all on the east side, east side.
Oh, I think I lost my mom.
Got it.
Oh
Hey dollars forever invite me
Are you are you next to me
I'm still next to you though any car in the car together map. I wish I could see more what I'm dead
So I could like be part of the action
Hmm
Do we switch views
You have a bomb
This isn't right back back with the whose backpack is this
Come on boys
This is not my back back see for right here on this side, huh?
What's that? Is that an enemy? Are you? What team are you on? You're- oh my god, you're
an enemy dragging me back into the base. Unhand me! Unhand me! They're taking me! They're
the green team! They're taking me into the fucking base! They're dragging me into the
base! Oh, you just died out of my fire. I'm safe. You're an idiot.
Oh
We should falling for the sky right for me with the hell
I
Can't get me I'm hitting and revive me
You see my defense, you see my defense!
I got defense on me!
What are we doing?
How many of you what?
Are we up to?
Are you?
You get a little sayage first.
Make sure that my spirit hasn't passed on to the next round.
I got you!
I got you!
Thank you, sir.
Thank you!
Wait, someone took my fucking backpack.
So, okay.
How much more this you have to do huh how much more fucking snipers everywhere
he's all the telephone tower he's all the telephone tower have you be busy
yeah he's on the telephone tower right in front of you that's Elon Musk
Again
That guy's version
BD
I'm God just killed him hold on take your time
Fucking sniper
I mean let's just kill ourselves and come back. Let's just
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back all right. Let's grab a helicopter. We're head on back. Okay
You know what you know what let's land in that base. Let's kamikaze inside the base. Let's fuck it up
You did yeah
I mean let's do it. I just was in the tower one for the last 25 minutes
I'm gonna pick some C4 in this case.
Am I getting a heli? Who's getting a heli? I'll grab it.
You just get a heli, I'm gonna grab the C4, okay?
Right.
Yep. Just get you to blow something inside that base.
You got a wrench real quick.
Hey, I have an idea.
Jump.
I'm gonna pile it.
Wait, wait.
I'm gonna unlock the tank. I'm unlocking the tank.
No, I want another tank first!
Yeah, fuck you, I'm unlocking the tank.
You don't have $500,000.
I have $300,000.
It's $500,000.
Let's go. That's why I'm gonna say he's gonna be an Uber driver. Oh my god. Fuck you. You have to get your body with blood
Where the way is there any helicopter?
You're the wrong helicopter. I'm in another. I'm in another
We're doing a suicide mission. We're doing a suicide mission. I'm locked. I'm locked, of course
Yes, I got a patient. Yeah
Are we doing a suicide mission?
We're doing a suicide mission! We're dropping right on that base!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'm gonna go grab my shape, hold on.
Repair machine down, yeah?
Repair machine down! Repair machine down!
Go listen to Hodges back!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I'm too left! I mean, you passed me!
What the fuck? I mean, you passed me!
Oh, shit!
It's a helicopter! It's doing something!
He's not going to even know.
Now, it's just a two-in-a-side mansion!
It's a one-way trip!
Lock it down!
Who's that base at again?
Oh, we almost hit that man. Holy crap.
There's more.
We're landing right at the enemy base, brothers!
It's gonna be hot right out the gate!
But nothing's there anymore. I don't know it's even worth going the wage work yard. It's worth not a system. They disrespected us
They disrespected us
Okay, there's a $9,000 kit for for a comic-cosie
We sure is keep a market on the map. I don't remember what it is. It's right here. I think
Hey again
are you so broke it's a work in progress is a work in progress
I
What the fuck is going on there?
I do?
Oh.
Dude, there's a hundred in there.
What?
Yeah.
What?
There's an actual hundred people in there.
What are they doing over there?
You know what you guys ought to do?
You ought to hit them with mortar over here.
That's what you ought to do.
How do we get a mortar?
How do we get a mortar?
You go to the drill.
start launching. Can you hit anywhere on the map of the water? Yeah. How do you do it?
Now, you have to build inside of the drill area. You have to take the building supplies,
make a mortar and then right hell on them. These are the building supplies. They are
the big one. I'll bring some over right now. You must be a big medium or a big
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do this. I look up it. Oh, I think I'm big camera, but you see the message in a central
part of the bill I've been boss up in
I've been boss up in
happy
I've been once
We're gonna drop you guys off over here
I'm heading I'm heading toward um the the art base to make a mortar okay
I
Just you just jacked that guy's Ellie
That guy's probably
You took my alley
My body gets around
Hi Ellie now, found you.
Where the zone goes?
Sometimes.
Yeah, if you grab all the-
Oh, what the hell?
Hey, why is what?
It'll pull it to you for a certain amount of time.
Um, I just saw peanuts body fly straight across my screen.
I had a copy.
You started acting wonky.
I started holding down to control to go down and it just, it just nose time.
What was that?
What was that?
Thank you, thank you, thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you, thank you Mr. Curran, thank you sir
My genitals are stimulated my genitals are stimulated
Your stroke technique is perfect your stroke technique is perfect
I have here. Well, I don't know where the entrance is
Even sitting trying to bring supplies there you got it
The bungalows did a great job. Oh my yeah, the bongalays were cooking. This is the biggest base. I've ever seen in my life
That's like three layers. You got a title
Who brought him all the supplies
Supplies it's tough to play this game without you
Jason flying back and forth over and over again by
at the beginning of the game is now coming to fruition and I'm still a bitch is that how this is
it's fruition and yes you are where's the border I think I said oh okay
I'm dead 90 to the time of this game I'm looking at the sky more than I'm looking down my sides
I need you. I need you. I need you. I am at the base of the ladder on the north side.
Okay.
I'm on the way.
Any moment now. Any moment now.
Hold the circle. We win this.
Let him know. Let him know. You got that dammo.
I dropped dammo.
Thank you, Richard. You're a good man.
They're going back to the church. They're going back to that church.
Church
Wait, I mean where's the border at the top of the bottom?
No that the bottom is like the evil
Ah, going up here was completely
Wait, that's perfect
I'm coming down to the bottom
Thank you Mr. Curge, you're a good man, you're a good man
Not you
I'm heading down to grab those borders, heading down
I'm gonna blow up the church face
face we get that circle back we even with the circle they still have as
many guys as us we're wearing this game by a log shot
you guys are we're these more than oh yeah I see what I see it it looks like
all but I think that's a stinger wait hold on and just didn't kill them we
don't wait wait which one's better is the tan one of the black one that one
said it's a stinger. Hey, remote control, long range UAV designed to destroy armored vehicles,
operate on limited battery power. I'm not paying $5,000, so thanks.
Yeah, you can fly it around. I just did it. It's not worth it. Don't do it.
God, thank you. Thank you. Okay, so, okay, I don't know how this works, but I think I'm
supposed to look at the map and find out how many meters away the church is.
This is 100 meters per square, 100, 200, 300, and then I aim, how I tell the direction.
north east north east 300 meters north east I do it this right I'm doing this
right that I
This should hit the church!
Oh shit, we were pretty close, holy crap!
Oh my, oh my, we're proud! Oh my goodness! That was pretty close!
But there's a church right there on the right!
We need to be a little bit further and a little bit more to the right.
More to the right.
A little bit further.
Get off, get off, get off!
Yeah!
We need a little bit more than the ride.
We need a little bit just...
a little bit more than the ride.
This vehicle under attack made.
Where do the rides?
Wait, I can just, oh, I'm an idiot.
I can just even the hot zone. I'm just stupid.
That's where it is. Okay, and then a little, okay.
Alright, then ride.
I'm ordering the church, Pete.
Yeah!
Yeah, here we go.
Perfect shot, perfect shot.
Perfect shot, round the church.
Right on the church. Here we go.
I'm about to kill 50 guys.
I'm about to kill 50 guys right here.
Oh! Perfect shot, boys.
Perfect shot.
Right here. Holy crap.
I killed a guy and I think I destroyed that that turret that shoots out the
helicopter should come on wait
Don't stop
Right on that turn watch this directly directly on that turn
I got another one I killed two of them, I'm hit that turret real hard.
I'm hit that turret hard boys.
I'm hit that turret hard.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking,
we're cooking, we're cooking.
We reloaded the three, we reloaded the three.
There's three, there's three at once.
Three what?
You get it?
3 we really love to see
This beat you three at once we what you get
Oh double kill
No, I don't think you can't agree at once I'm personally but you think the resources I'm giving you so it's giving me assists
How do you get, how do you get, how do you get?
Oh, we push you right now?
Genius, genius, genius, oh, genius, genius, genius!
Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Miss the other one right there on the map.
I just showed a bunch of buildables
and says I'm at speed.
I just don't know what I did.
Listen boys, listen, you guys are being honest to me.
You're gonna be crazy.
I'm gonna be here in 285.
You're straight?
I have RPGs.
They're gonna try and bring me.
She's gone?
How do they see me, boy?
285 from the drill.
Oh, yeah, I'm destroyed.
Oh, I just, yeah, it's gone.
Man, I'm once I destroyed it.
Oh, bro, let's get out of here.
And I just got another kill.
I just got another one.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Can you plan to do them?
Don't let them rebuild.
Don't let them rebuild.
I want, I want it much, I want it much.
I want, I want it, I want it a breed.
I want it, I want it a breed.
You should be trying to get the next pull.
Whatever.
We need to use this.
I still don't know what that means.
Like, how do I use the next pull?
What do I do with the drill?
Let's see if they know.
If we can learn how to do that, we'll let them begin.
Here's how the drills work.
Every drill will give you the code.
So, in this case, if there's five, there's five numbers.
Every drill that you grab, it gives you the number.
Once you have at least four of them, you kind of guess them.
I'm over the other side of the tree. I'm over the other side of the tree boys.
I'm over the other side. I saw like three guys over there.
Yeah, this panel...
I'm thinking of the person.
I'm holding F on it.
I'm thinking of...
Oh, I just got killed. Shit.
Yeah, I'm thinking of...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Keep running, yes, keep running!
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Guys, another one killed that guy.
If another one didn't kill that guy, I would have had him.
I should be you cannot shoot me the same time boys to the one where we
Yeah, but I'm not aiming anything
Oh, he's building him in or whatever this is. It's sick this main drill
Dude, I one thing I don't know is how they got
I
Reload
TIP! NO! RUN! TIP!
Oh my god, that's trash.
Okay, I'll be trying reloading three.
Wait, oh wait, if you push... wait...
Oh no way!
Everybody else make me money back.
No way!
Sheee!
FIRE!
Oh, we're gonna stack back all counterweapons.
Hey, where's the other three?
It was me.
where's the other thing where's the other two at it's all I see us okay I don't
say oh yeah now I should say now I understand now I
Oh, God, a keyboard shook the left.
I should have said, I should have said, I should have said.
I dropped it.
Hopefully that was a good drop.
I'm bringing more ammo now.
Here we go boys, here we go!
Here we go boys!
Oh
The do their mortars are drilling us now
It took that personally.
That'll happen, boys. That'll happen.
Gotta be careful.
I think you should think of each other.
If you get Razz, we just win.
That was crazy. You guys do.
X-Max, clip that.
X-Max, clip that, more than triple kill.
X-Max, you already know what to do.
X-Box!
Tch!
Go ahead, we're going to the last conversation gameplay.
Thank you for playing well for you guys.
X-Box!
I don't need to say anything, X-Box!
What are you fucking doing?
Oh shit!
For your birthday, stupid bitch!
Bring me all more ammo now!
Gotcha!
Hmmmm...
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
Ah!
Oh, we're tying our tower right now.
And our tower?
Or I see like six people in your 5 through 7.
Yeah, they killed a couple of those mortars. There's definitely a green team on the north side. I'm trying to kill a couple of them out here.
I see one marked right now, southeast side. You see them marked on the main map?
Yeah, I'm over here on the east side. I'm killing them on the main map.
Oh yeah, people are buying from this supply crate. We're seeing that rehab right now.
Guys, five more points. Five more points.
We're really that close to winning already. Oh my goodness. We're the, we're the best!
Hey, who's right here? I got it.
Go, go, go!
Dodge!
Oh my god, you're back to the...
You're still here? You're fully locking into the MP9, up in there? Or is it just because you're cool?
No way you've been muted for 45 fucking minutes just to unmute and say that you're going to jail, but you're going to jail!
You're going to jail! You're going to jail, buddy!
The years guys 45 is this full-time. No you a no you a
Yeah, so the MP9 is a demon, but I'm gonna drive the galil here to say what I'm like
I will give
Oh god.
He's catching me.
He's catching me in the other tower.
Not that it matters, but...
I think we might die, boys.
I think we might die.
The second code is a number one.
That guy died.
Second code is number one.
Yep.
That was just the number one?
Is it persistent?
Yeah.
Yeah, each tower is one number.
It's a four digit number.
hmm the second number is one do you remember where the first one was you
can guess it kind of locks you off to maybe two is a number
two to about seven that's your number I've heard that number before oh we got
a rope launcher we probably should buy that too expensive for how much money
We got a little bit more money boys. Yeah, you lose the money
Hi boys, we got two boys till we win. We got a wreak havoc. We got him to money. We got you to gas
Take this into the thick of it, Mr.
Cucumber take us into the thick of it. He's gonna hold the circle for two ticks and it's over boys
How is really are they that oh, I'm eating in the orange circle take us right to the orange circle good chair
You gotta kill all these dirty greens
Right
Brothers for black rock unlock the artillery tank. Yo, he what you could use the artillery tank
It's a mobile mortar strike. I once thinking about that that would be kind of fire
That would be a good idea. Maybe I'm not that mobile mark. I'm not that much. I'm like that
Is that the support class need to level up to unlock the vehicles I don't know
What's the motor to get rich, I'll use the motor to get rich, we got it.
Oh, Mr. Axel and Mr. Blaine, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's
Thank you, Bob. What is drinking liquor in game? Yeah, drinking liquor helps a lot with a lot of shots. Yeah
I'm going in
Oh, not the most concealed location. I'm pretty sure like in the 1800s
They just kind of gave you liquor and like heroin for everything. Oh, well, I don't really have access to that
You don't have heroin here. No, we don't have heroin up here
Oh
We
There are so many people around the home base right now
I don't think we're getting that voice.
I don't think we're getting that voice.
Yeah, we're getting fucked up out here.
We're getting fucked up out here.
It doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good.
Aw, shit.
Hey, who's out here with me?
Who's your guy?
Hey, guys, which one do you guys out here with me?
I'm slaughtered by HQ.
Oh, a touch!
Touch!
I
Would just mortar me while I'm dead
I know you're watching this to you buddy fuck off. I'm trying to get refined out of your bow. Oh
I just did too bird. All right. I'm died. I'm done. They go $12,000. It goes $12,000
Are we backing out after this one?
um uh is gibbick in on game no the queue is full i can't even get in the server because the queue
is even full if he's not with his cable quicker than we and then we're gonna do it
yeah yeah thank you time i'm watching i'm watching all eyes on you if you win a game
is your current cake that we funded oh and not my helicopter last round
door
put us in the circle brother
let me at those dirty greens
punch him head right to the circle right now
I got this tip
Jake D
Jake D pilot
head right to the circle but it's done
fucking boys
fuck it
Who knew is dog shit gas station here?
Tch.
Here.
Tch.
Pasta is dog shit Italian restaurant food.
Tachos are dog shit Mexican restaurant food.
That makes no fucking sense, sir.
Beer is sold in gas stations, dumbass!
That's got an insult.
Are you an idiot?
Are you a stupid person?
Are you a stupid person?
Stupid?
I'm just a stupid man.
I'm telling you guys, some guys make this type of chat
without even, no thought go into their mind.
Not even one thought.
Not even one thought go into their mind.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Oh, oh, no, he's out of my way.
Lock it!
Oh no!
Oh no.
if I can't really just be fun I got to collect five guys get this money back
yeah
whoa whoa all right oh yepy yepy
guys just win this fucking game win this fucking game give me out of you
win the game win the game I went I went from having a little bit of money for
next round to now I'm about to buy my kid and I have $7,000 dollars
I think you get money for winning I think you probably do yeah yes you do
100%
He could get a make it bonus XP to sure about them
bonus XP oh
10 days to win it
Yeah, I'm like at our big home base drill thing right now and you're getting mortared and there's like no one here tower five
It's not looking good. Yeah, you tell him you're a drill buddy. Oh hunches crash the helicopter and killed four people
I can see at the feet of the land
And laughing laughing boys and laughing
Okay, all right boys all we have to do is kill 20 people before we get two more points
we'll get our money back and we'll win the game.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
You've been crashing all day.
Oh, I saw it. Trust me, I saw it.
That's like his 10th crash just today.
I don't know how that guy makes any.
Yeah, could anyone possibly cast a spell
that would triple the rent of single mothers in the area?
That is a forbidden spell.
Blast to the sands of time.
I wish I knew that spell, oh I would be casting it ten times a day.
Very, very, very ancient spell.
First ride!
I am Narcent. Good evening, Sir Peanut. This is my husband's birthday.
His name is Bear and I'm convinced he'd rather marry you. Cheers!
I'm gonna marry you, cheers!
Happy Birthday, man!
Oopie sweeps you!
T-J-Farby, sin!
Hey, P, can you wish me a happy birthday?
Oh, fuck, hey, guys, are we really trying to carry on?
Guys, happy birthday, bitch!
It's easy! It's the next one to carry on!
I'm turning out to end the year for the rest of the day!
Where is it?
It's usually three in the beginning.
I
Loan moon sent by mr. Nuts my brother, and I love watching you it was my brother's birthday
Birthday duty of its whimsical and full of magical activities
We agreed
Camio 50% of this time you broke you both the promise you broke a promise
I'm just getting a fucking circle together
Happy birthday guys
Open to win the school, open to win the school game
Open to win the school game
So should I leave this tower?
Follow me, gay, follow me boy
So no, is it important to hold this or no?
I'm in the circle right now
Uh, it's somewhat
Oh dingle, dingle
Oh dingle
Someone reported that you just all hugged the school
Oh double kill, double kill
Thank you
Oh
I got some for you, bitch. I got something for you pal. I got something for you, buddy
They're pulling it back. They're pulling it back for the church ain't no fucking way
We're on a C4!
C4!
Oh no!
Oh God, no please!
Oh we're cooking, we're cooking!
Yeah, they're pulling it back to their...
No!
Oh my God!
Vesectomies! Vesectomies for every sniper!
Every sniper! Vesectomies! Mandatory!
Mandatory! Mandatory Vesectomies for everyone that uses a sniper in this game!
Oh my goodness. Did you see that? We were on fire.
We were on fire and some guy with two empty
bottles of Vaseline. His shit
Looks like a cock suspended in Jello right now.
Jack and his meat a hundred miles away!
Just kill that.
We only have 11 people in there right now.
Holy shit.
Because our home are horrible.
We see what we see.
Oh, we're safe.
We're safe.
Our main base, too, got shredded.
So we have like no kids.
Can I ask you something?
You know?
Did you just dive the sniper at the church?
Yeah, so do you think that guy should get him to sec to me so that he cannot continue his bloodline?
Yep, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that's me gentlemen
Wait, what can I give up? Who I can't read what can I give up?
What can I give up?
Wait, hey guys, I can't give up for some reason, do you revive me and then kill me one more
time?
Oh, you know, I just head on out of here guys, it just looks like you guys are busy here.
Oh, shit.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
Actually won't let me give up at all even when you read down me so if I can just head on out of you guys
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm serious. I can't even give up
I can't it won't let me do it and say if I can just head on out of you guys
That would be much appreciated so that'd be much appreciated
Oh
I they took all my stuff
That's okay sometimes things happen sometimes things happen
I got you sir. Thank you good chair
I don't even know what that is is that guy promoting some type of hack website. What was that? What was he he ruined a very special moment?
Thank you gentlemen thank you guys look very busy here with green green
business green business related stuff on his head on over here with him you guys
look very busy you guys look very busy oh oh it's gonna head on over you just gonna
We won!
Yo, how long was that game?
God, what the fuck!
How long was that game?
That was a while.
That was a bit of time.
Alright guys, you just played one game and now what are you alive for?
Two hours!
Oh, he did!
guys money in that game I had literally 15 green guys just
reviving me and killing me and guess what you know the worst part is is that
my my give-up button was glitched I couldn't give up
Oh my gosh, so I hate at the very final circle I get a full helicopter and I'm like guys listen
I'm tired of this game going on. We got to do this yada yada yada. They're like, yeah
Let's go. I go in too hot. I fucking crash and kill every
I went minus like 30,000 from that crash
We saw that in the kill feed we don't you worry we saw that little debacle you had it was hard to miss it was hard to miss
Hard to miss my entire left side of my screen lit up like it was Christmas hot killing 30 people on our own team
Don't you worry about?
Good job, fat ass!
Alright, let's back out of here.
Every time we go to the stream, we're waiting room set.
I'm going to put a new server and a new team.
How will that lose?
Vietnam next.
It's war dog time. It's war dog time.
This is a lot of fun.
Hold on, wait a second.
I have a clip here that's called,
Fat Hawk Down.
Let me go ahead and...
...back out what it is.
I'll be right back guys. I'll be right. I gotta look at this fat hawk down
Let's take a little peep. Let's take a little peep here
All right, get ready boys get ready. I'll let you know when
Go, go, go, go, go!
Stop, goddammit!
Fucking hell, bro!
I just, I don't...
I stopped that.
Excellent, excellent work, boys. Excellent work.
I would expect nothing less from Miss Todd.
He's an ace pilot.
Ace pilot, no one is better.
No one is better than Miss Todd.
Just sucked you up right there.
They jumped out of his belly!
I like the clip how he started blaming the passengers on the helicopter when he quite literally was 90 degrees from the ground.
That wasn't like a, oh that she was abnormally tall or oh that building came out of nowhere.
He was genuinely 90 degrees. You can try at 90 degrees angle between him and the ground.
I
Got a clip of the shadow again, huh?
I don't know how to explain it
Dude the fucking don't bring that up
I just put the server and the team that run and the jack got it
No, nobody on high. Nobody on high.
We're in. We're in.
Don't we pop a lucid DC?
I actually almost pulled a hunch last night.
I saw my own shadow aimed right at it, but I didn't pull that trigger.
It was a close one. It was a close one.
I said Missionary Pete by Chad saying,
Hutch owes me $50,000 by the end of three hours now from playing with him.
That must have been 300,000. I don't know how many people do you see yet?
You killed 11 people with the helicopter something. It's very nice. Very nice.
This is a is every is every other server on the team
Wait, that doesn't make any sense. I don't have that one
You gotta look refresh
Maybe you don't have that one.
No, I just needed to refresh.
You're right. I just refreshed.
I'm in. I'm in.
Is anyone not on the team?
I'm not. Not yet. Not yet.
Maybe you're on the team?
Yes, the baby's in here.
Us three are in here. We're just waiting for Hutch and gimmick.
Got it. Okay, got it.
Can you win in under an hour?
Yeah, wait. How long does it take for each tech?
I would assume we went on another an hour right it takes like it's possible
I think it's like 30 seconds for a tick. The problem is if you're not
Lodgy running and you can't pull the circle the other teams who are Lodgy
running are just pulling the circle the entire fucking. Let's just take the
CaliDee. Let's say you had the most amount of people in the circle the
whole entire time how fast of the game and that's a hundred times 30 seconds
right which is you could end the game in 30 minutes.
It could be 50 minutes.
50 minutes.
Have you guys had a game yet where one team has, you know,
101 team has 95, one team is like 87?
Like that's going to be a four hour long game.
The matching would be like three, right?
It could match to be like three.
I can't even imagine how long that is.
I cannot join the blue team to save my life.
And he just leaves.
OK.
And he just leaves.
Deem we're on.
OK.
Did you get any of these, Dutch?
Oh, that's it.
OK.
Are we on it?
My ball is in the screen, guys.
You're on it.
Hey, are you here?
I'm on the blue team.
I'm on the blue team.
You want to set up our squad, P, before we start?
Well, nobody.
We might have to move teams.
So I'm just going to wait.
Give me a minute.
You want the team?
Why?
We're all here.
We're all here.
Well, you are?
Oh, fantastic.
All right, hop on in, boys.
I'm in the squad.
I'm in.
Oh, um, while we wait for this game to start too, uh, give me a guess, I wanna say happy birthday, man.
It's not my birthday!
That's very kind of you. That's very kind of you, Courage.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
We're watching from all the ways.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
And maybe
Vending on dietary and exercise
47
I'm trying out the glill that way you be using this big yes
I like it. I like it a lot.
Yeah, not this battery right here boys
Yeah, not this this is the battery we need right here boys
We think that if that you guys even for that take us I don't know all over by that
Do you miss anything?
We need to lose him off
All right boys, this is all of our body. It's just all of our body boys. We either win
Or boys
You're a little bit more.
You have to leave, Tommy.
You probably won't be getting the helicopter with you right now,
Hutch.
That's not the last one.
I'm going to put that pilot to you.
Let's ride!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on?
Wait for me, boys.
Wait for me.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
No way, wait, wait, oh no way, wait, wait, wait!
I can still hear you down there.
Yo, Pino, I'm going to have a look up there.
Really?
Thanks, Mike.
Yo, we have fucked those guys, we already need those guys.
That was unfortunate.
Fuck you, Mr. Gimmick, you left me to die.
No, I'm not the party.
You left me to die.
I begged him to stop. I said, turn around, turn around.
No peanut doesn't have to spend money so he has more than a hot you left. Thank you. Thank you mr. Mr..
Pete. Thank you. Thank you
All right, you watch right here. Hey, how you doing my boy?
I have a military peanut
All right, let's fly
Peanut, I saw dude. Oh wait, this guy don't have like oh shoot me. Oh shoot. Oh, how big boys would take it?
for sure yeah I don't know oh um you know the other thing you talked about is
like leveling up right now I think there's like 50 tiers of items but it
seems like there's 50 more that are still to come like more things to cover
the game if you look at the like the level try to show you levels are just
like soon to be announced or not it none of the game oh it's really easy to
happen stop and get a lot
You, uh, this guy has a question for you.
What's your question?
So, like, in order to fly a helicopter,
you've got to use your feet to control elevation.
I'm using my cock.
Nope.
I'm using my cock on the handlebars
with my balls on the pedals.
Now, lock it, little boy!
We're going into the hot town!
Jesus fucking Christ.
Maybe the floor is...
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm looking up.
Oh my God, I don't have a parachute.
Ah, I don't have a clean sheet.
Oh good boy, I will let us die in safe.
Oh my God! You're driving home! We're fucked!
We're all going to be safe! We're all going to be safe with my foot blizzards!
They're going to control!
Hey, go go go go go!
Oh! Oh!
Hey, don't touch me, don't touch me!
I got you, I got you!
I hope you get to kill you!
Right in the butt!
This ga-lil is nice!
Oh my goodness!
You are liar!
Okay, hold on!
Oh?
N-
So the towers are the drills?
Yup.
Yeah, that's a-
Let's open the start the game
Hey, I do it
Jesus Christ.
These Louise.
Well, where they shoot them?
The other closer ones. I can't see nothing. I can't see nothing.
The other closer.
Yeah, they were east of that tower and one just kills the baby close
From the fucking foot lines right now boys
He's he's on the second floor
I killed him I
You get this game she got what's up got he's got
He's got a M4 fully kidded with a deal. Oh
I don't know anybody that has the floor lock. Yeah, they're coming straight at you
Struggles it struggles over here, but we're holding is that you behind me? I'm in the school. I'm in the school
This is both potatoes behind it
We got people coming hold up
I
Damn it Pete you made me look to the fucking right got me camp. Yeah people coming to try
Fuck Pete fuck Pete. I hate Pete
There is Pete. What do you have to save yourself? I want to kill that guy
Guys I need immediate medical assistance. I need immediate medical assistance
is anyone in the nearby area yes you are but I'm also in need of a medical
assistance courage courage to the closest to me courage to be good
I'm surrounded right here right now but I'm on the way oh my god this
this guy's kid is so heavy I'm gonna snipe hold on
You guys was he's got it
Stuff was paid Pete probably I would not put it past him
I would not put it back. He is the sole reason we died right there. I got people
We're more
It's not time for press three
Yeah, I got shot in the back. I tried.
Yeah, me too.
Maybe he got me?
Oh, there's a bad guy sitting on my face.
Okay, I see what you're talking about.
All right, give me a second.
Hey, how you doing, Chad?
Uh, okay.
How you doing, Chad? How you doing?
Okay, I got one.
How are you?
Peanut, I'm sorry.
I'm stealing all your shit.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you steal, hold on.
Before you steal it.
You think I can just have a quick read-by?
Are you face up?
Face up.
I face up.
I can see you right now
Oh, hello, hello
Oh, thank you, sis. I'm not gonna shoot. I'm not gonna shoot. I swear. I won't shoot
Oh, my god, I think you might have revived the wrong guy. I have the guy right here below you
Don't fuck that guy fuck that guy he's a traitor. He's a traitor
Thank you boys, thank you! Thank you boys, have a good one boys! Have a good one! Thank you!
I'm up, I got revived by 5 BG members. There's more on you? Yeah, you do it.
There's a lot.
I'm in the house next to you.
That's it.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
Help!
Help me, please!
You got him.
Thank you, boys.
I'm getting out of here. Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you. Okay. Okay guys guys. You revive me revive me. I need to meet up with you guys right now
You guys guys my chat telling you that this is a debt developers kid
I don't know. I mean that my kid right now is insane
Yes, I need you guys to meet up with me right now. There's like 20 green guys on me trying to kill me
Yes, yes, yes, I don't know where he killed me
It's just a prank guys it was just a prank I was just joking around I was just trying
to-
Do you have a fob yet?
Or no.
Aw dude I impossible snipe from across the map there are so many people around us
It isn't shocking.
I'm dead again.
I am dead again.
The glill might not be dead again.
It might not be the glill.
Because I think we need to treat this game like Targon.
We're each, because each dead, I'm sitting here
for five damn minutes anyway.
You hear me?
Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
Yeah.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Oh, oh, that oh, oh, oh, no, I'm not using the glue. They swapped my glove for some poop weapon. Oh, that's why it was poo
That's why we kill those guys. Oh
I'm gonna buy some I'm gonna get another kid. We'll get another guest. Yeah, I'm going back to base. I'm gonna make a base
Yeah, yep, yep, let's all fly out of October. Let's get these guys. There's a peeve
We see together and I'll have deep fips. There's like no way I hope you can die
Come on
might upgrade my backpacks like you did with safety first.
Is this high?
Hop in boys, hop! Hop in!
Hold on, hold on, hold on now.
Do we have G-Fibs?
We'll grab some.
We'll grab a G-Fib and an extra battery, that's what I do.
We'll all go to the 50,000?
That's unlocked, that's unlocked.
Hold on, hold on.
We're gonna go right to the load circle.
We'll all just fit together we'll just keep reviving each other's job
Oh, I need med level 11
Hey, how you doing
Hey, how you doin' boys?
20,000 blessings for you Grinch and 20,000
60- 60,000 blessings
60,000 blessings
1 million
1 million blessings
10
10 million blessings
I will insert 40 million blessings inside you without your knowledge.
I- I- I- I want a hundred million blessings all over your face!
I- I would- I would put- I would put 400,000 blessings on your back
and then attach the next to it for it to look like Superman.
Uh, alright, you win.
I'm gonna bless him to unknowingly fit him in a cup chair.
Oh, what happens?
Hey, how you playin' music up there?
I just got great music.
He's got his four-party radio installed on the heli.
Oh!
Okay, so, um...
What?
He's got his red line jumped by!
Good.
Oh, these little nickels!
Oh, these little nickels! Oh, shit!
I
Be out of pilot that was under your mentorship
Why? Why? Why?
We're going to that tower boys! We're going to that tower! Take it!
Take it by force!
Take it by force!
Literally, streets out.
You know how in like war they say you're in no man's land where you're kind of in the middle of death?
Yeah.
I think that's where we are.
You gotta get to that castle, you gotta get to that tower.
You gotta get to that gate.
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Move, move, move!
I'm making it, I'm making it!
I'm pushing the outer wall!
Come on, brothers!
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
I'm pushing the outer wall?
I'm gonna fight way in.
Oh my God, there's nothing.
I
We thought I was alive the whole time.
Oh, god damn it.
I'm going to drop them.
I got you.
I got him. I got him. I got you.
You can watch. I'll be there to take care of you.
You mean jump over right here?
How do we get in here?
I don't know what I'm doing, but I have to get in there.
Wait, how do you get in there?
Oh man, there's another one underneath the bridge on the other side.
Fuck's sakes. He's coming out.
Got him, he's dead. Gotcha!
Okay.
I'll give you a piece of the key.
I'll give you a piece of the key.
I'll give you a piece of the key.
I'll give you a piece of the key.
I'm coming.
Yes, yes, yes.
How do how do we get inside? I don't know there's one blue team member inside. I don't know how you got said though
You have to ask him
You see for the wall
Okay
Oh my god
Oh good.
We gotta take this tower.
We gotta take this tower.
We gotta capture it.
We gotta find that fob.
How do you get inside?
The doors apparently need to be open.
Oh my God, I died in the last second.
I'm so dead.
It's a great connection.
Wait, are you still alive?
He was like 50 when he was down here.
If you can revive me,
I can revive like eight more with my defense.
Oh my God, I ran out of ammo.
Don't you dare die, you damn it!
I'm still alive, I'm still alive.
Hold on, I'm almost there.
You gotta get me, I got defense.
I got defense, I can revive everyone!
Okay, uh, there's fucking one.
Where's the other guy?
The one?
On game, on game.
We're still kicking the revive inside.
Give me, give me, grab me!
I'm on the other side.
How the fuck do I get in this place?
We're getting grenade.
Get out of the outside the other side.
Just keep going around that way and then loop around it.
Just grab me and then I'll use my defense and revive the other side.
There is 10 people here.
Okay.
courage carefully it's getting grenade it's it's it's yeah he's on the outside
of the wall just no I saw him for a second hold on there's so many out
there bro I try oh give it give it give it give it please please give it please
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I don't have the default.
I'm going to get you up.
Wait, where are you?
Every day I see here is the same names I saw yesterday.
I got Grave right here.
Grave is watching me.
I'm watching the wall.
I'm watching the wall.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this place is a dead zone.
Grave is steaming, scyping, and watching the stream,
by the way, and he's keeping my body.
Be careful.
He knows your company.
He knows you got him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
I'm coming, but.
Oh, wait.
We got two fobs.
I guess you can have two fobs.
Do you have your defense gimmick? Just try to deviate my foot through the wall.
I don't have it unlocked yet. I don't have it unlocked yet.
Oh yeah, very soon.
But I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get ya anyway.
It's gonna be a lie, man.
Slash!
Slash!
It's all up in here, and there's guys right on the other side of it.
Try not to do this, boys!
What they say, good things happen to good boys who wait.
Good things happen to good boys who wait.
Here's my good boy, I'm a good boy.
Here's my good boy.
Give me a gun.
Oh my God, it's a hardest nest.
Give me a gun.
You got this, you got this.
Never back down, never won.
I killed the one who got the...
It's a give up angle, it's a give up angle.
It's a give up angle.
It's a give up angle.
There's a guy on the other team who is level 90.
That's a dude who killed me.
He's level 90 in the game and he's got 25 kills already in 3 deaths at the moment.
Fantastic.
Fan.
Yeah, he's on demon's side right now.
Good for him.
Good for him.
I'm very happy that you're level 90 already, what the fuck.
It's way for APC to stop, it's right behind his circle.
I'm gonna take some stuff off.
I don't have any, I don't have any money.
Oh my God.
All right, this is my last money.
I have $14.
I have $14 once.
Bon, if you see, Bon, if you see anything.
If you see anything.
How we doing, how we doing?
Not good, I have $14, that's $14.
Can you loan me a little money?
I don't need your hand down to slant.
You see this tank to stop.
Stop, stop the tank.
hmm baby tower two that should be my favorite thank you it's not ours we're
going we're going to show we're in the hot zone hot zone hot zone
got it hot zone hot zone hot zone
I
Look at what jump around the tater this morning the ticket jumped out
There's no way you guys never sight how poor is this guy what?
We got 12 of us about to drop out of a helicopter.
We're in boundary.
I got another 7 on his way.
We're in boundary.
We're in boundary.
We're in boundary.
Yeah, brother, bring the heat.
Show them you're still.
Circles moving back.
Circles moving back.
Let me go.
Keep circle.
Keep circle.
Let me keep it.
Let me keep it.
Let me move it.
Oh, I lied.
I had more.
I'm not done.
I'm not done.
I'm not done.
We're sucking it.
We're sucking it.
I
Circles on us
You saw the hills
I would do a little faking Adam
Hey, do you want me to bring you guys see for yeah, go ahead, but yeah, please receive or I don't know how to use it
I guess we're on too much
I don't know about like how I get out of the helicopter
That's it. Are you taking meck?
Are they swarming down here?
You said there's got my number. Oh my goodness
I got one watch watch watch it got one as well
Can't be many of them left over there. Yeah, we're clearing them out really well right now. It's good
We are all these snipers should be problem. What the hell is going on?
We need more fuel and then we bring
We see in circle, why yes, but we have circle
These diapers I came
Oh my god! Oh my god!
These snipers, these snipers, kill me, kill me now!
Kill me right now, just do it, kill me, do it, kill me, do it, kill me!
It's clear!
Do it! Do it!
Yeah, yeah.
And that's about it.
Now it's clear.
Nice, give me good shit.
Oh my god!
Take snipers out of the game!
Take them out!
remove them all of them no snipers no snipers in the game in the game makes
them holy crap holy crap oh my god I got some guy who just fucking went to his
kitchen you got himself a soda pot made himself a five-course meal came back he
He was still safe because he's in some fucking tree four times over.
Snipey with five other snipers!
Just trying to hide the bush and I can't keep him on the glock 18 and put my brains on the floor!
I'm coming for you.
Look at him like that.
He's right on my body.
Oh shit, I don't see him, but the fuck is he doing?
He's-
WOOOOO!
WOOOOO!
The last I saw, he went to leave my body.
Uh, was that him?
I need medical assistance immediately.
I need medical assistance immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Guys?
Guys?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is Slur Saturday.
And I am about to enjoy the festivities.
I have a-
Oh, they're- they're- they're right on camera still.
Yeah.
It's a Slurpers sniper.
What's a Slurpers sniper? I don't know. I don't know.
We need one, but we need one. We need a slur for snipers.
Bird bones? It's called bird bones.
No, not about stream snipers. Those guys are honestly a lot of them are cool.
I don't know about the actual guys using sniper rifles.
Sniper rifles, old bird bones. There's one literally on top of my body right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yup.
I don't have enough money to buy this kiddie pipe.
I'm already on like a half again.
Shelf went on, the other team revived, got the kindness of your heart.
Reinforced the slant of the helicopter, killed two.
You want me to push him?
You want me to push him?
Oh, sir?
Sir, I will give you a hand, please.
Oh, thank you.
You're great.
Thank you.
You are so kind.
You are so kind.
Thank you, sir.
You're very kind, boys.
You're very kind.
Yeah, it's a wrap.
Thank you, boys.
Sir, slur for corner and push.
Oh, hey, I ain't doing it, sir.
I'm just going to get out of your head.
You guys look busy.
You guys look very busy.
You have to get on out of your head now.
Get on out of your head now!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
He wants me alive!
Yeah, that's still unacceptable.
It's still just a nickname.
Eventually it'll be classified as a slur,
but it's still technically just a nickname.
Guys, is this shit that I'm doing right now?
Oh, fuck me.
Okay, I'm gonna respawn.
The BG revived me and let me live.
The BG revived me and let me live.
I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe.
We just came all the way from the circle.
We're not going to go broke.
Yes.
We were down by like eight.
We just got, we broke back a little bit.
Thank goodness. Thank God.
Holy hell, that was a crazy life.
Are we taking a heli or APC out of you?
Or just...
Oh, what does that mean? Oh, sure. Why don't I just do it? It's got a clue. It doesn't matter.
Okay, I keep waiting to deploy on my screen. Did I just, like, teleport or something? Go, go, go!
Scope slides! Scope slides! Okay. Okay. And I...
Okay, I think it's fine, I think it's fine, the recent panic, I think it's fine, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it's under control, I think it
Let's use the 2x6 round.
Yo, loosen the car down there!
Oh, there's nobody.
Who's that?
Little bit of packing.
Yeah, for sure. That's nothing.
Let's try the 2x6.
It doesn't help a lot.
Oh my God!
Oh my god, one of those fucking scopers
That hit that hits I'm trying out. I'm trying it out. Did that hit that hit or no, is that
I'm trying out a couple of them. Is that did that hit that hit?
Okay, okay, we'll keep okay. We'll keep we'll still stay on the drawing board
What's that what that will put a pin in that one will put a pin in that one will put a pin put a pin
That's a contestant that's a contestant right there a hundred percent one of the options were the options
I'm kind of I'm kind of near you
You know where actually I don't know where you went.
I'm going to do 180 meters out.
Okay.
I'll do it with those fucking scopers.
I'm going to do a hot zone.
On this way.
This way.
This way, boys.
Courage, when I said that right there, did you feel something?
Was there an emotional feel?
Say it again.
Say it again.
I was almost in the hot zone, but I had to deal with those fucking scopers.
Oh, yeah.
Is that something?
That's good.
That's actually pretty good.
Is that invoking emotional response?
Yeah, it's a good job with the emphasis on the word.
It's like uh, did you see that that clip of um, what I said from the new Odyssey movie?
No, I someone get these beggars out of here. It's all in the emphasis
You gotta make sure they really yeah
Get these gopers out of here god god god, okay, okay scopers guys. Okay. You're these damn scopers. I'll tell ya
damn it
wait, wait
North north north of us
I got the guy
Oh, that's a hot, that's a hot, that's a hot dropper
Oh, a fucking scoper
This is one of those games I'll say and look at the score like this can be like a 90 90 to 80 game
This is a tight game, this is a tight game.
Very tight game.
This is awesome.
How much do you get pretty good from him?
I'm up 8000.
Still pretty good, still pretty good.
They're all around us right now, man.
Everyone?
Oh!
Okay, that's the super sweat that guy, by the way, helped you.
He's mad I'm gonna kill him get his kid. I'm gonna kill get his kid that guy
The biggest back
I mean you see he's got an M4. He looks decked out. Sniper in the tower in the tower the fucking scoper
I'm going for this big guy. I need that kid. I want to see what that kid feels like
That's a huge backpack and an M4. I haven't even seen something with M4 yet. You ready to stand?
Holy shit, you can't kill that guy!
Yeah
Holy crap!
I just laid in with that guy, he didn't even die!
I can't believe what the fuck he was.
He just died.
He just died.
Alright, well I might have shot the railing a couple of times.
A couple of times!
A couple of times, I will it now.
On the bottom level, they built a little sandbag thing.
There's one here you know, if you can get the peanuts I think there's one guy left
Oh god he shot me he shot me big guy he shot me big guy he shot me
Also this guy just killed our teammate here too
Oh god I'm just gonna have to kill
The big guy shot me big guy shot me
Kill me!
Rally those troops. I'm doing it!
I'm gonna clear the sky and then we'll come to you.
You got him.
Oh, three bullets on the other side!
He's still green.
He's got me! He's got me! I'm low! I'm low! I'm low!
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
He's got me! He's got me! The big guy's got me! The big guy's got me!
Okay, that's a different big guy then.
I don't know if there's a chance of him up there.
Yep, I see God's father dead.
I've smoked some of my body.
If you want to grab the smokes, drop them.
I got the guy that was camping the window.
You should be safe and direct courage.
Oh my God, somebody's throwing grenades.
Oh
Second story one guy paradox second story. Oh, this is a guy. This is a random guy cross the street
It is a random guy cross street. Oh my god. I'm dead. I'm dead
There was one of us
from across the
out of heels who's the orange guy on me so what are you guys don't bleed out
yet we might be able to cover this we got a kill but the name you have to
kill is paradox
fuck
what the hell that guy looks like he's not even from this world
you see that guy he's being massive
yeah he's not even from this universe
that guy's huge
the fucking lights on his helmet and shit
ohhh
oh my god
what the fuck do we get in this building man
there's a hundred of us down here holy crap
this guy right here
he's gonna pull up the feet of the century here
These guys brought the beat of the century.
Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, please, please.
Hey, sir. Hey, these guys.
The big guy came back in the room.
Currence is on you, brother. The immediate medical assistance.
This guy's, wait, I think this guy's got shit. I think he's actually bullshit.
Are you like cheating?
Ah...
Well, I mean, if you think about it, at this early in the stage, we wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a cheater and a developer that's been playing for a year.
Can I mean?
No, it's not!
You want a tank?
Yeah?
No, I want one! I want one! I want one! Fuck that guy! Fuck that guy! I want one!
Fuck Peter! Fuck Peter! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! I want one!
Fuck you! I want one!
wait does the tank does the tank have a gunner as well oh shit oh shit oh shit
oh shit oh shit oh shit
I'm coming up coming up coming up coming get away from the tank you scallywags
I'm ready buddy I'm ready I'm ready
I mean buy some stuff and then I'll let you in
Or you can do the gunner
I'm driving I'm driving I'm driving I'm your gunner, bro. I'm your gunner
They wait wait like why do you control the big cannon?
I'm way I want to be the gunner there
Okay, you sure the gunner doesn't mean the one at the top
I'm ready. I'm ready. Bye. I'm ready. Bye. I'm gonna
Well, let's get out of the spawn area and then we'll do it
Wait
Shit wait I can't control the guy
No, I've been driving wait wait wait wait wait I want to be the gunner I want to be the gunner
Wait wait on three we swap on three we swap ready
Wait, I think we just hopped out the swap pieces. Yeah, yeah, very three three two one go
Now we're good boys now we're good
Thank you for such a good man
It's good to hear about an hour and a half to get to the actual battlefield.
Um, why does it have to be the second shit I've done in this game so far?
It's hanging around and hanging around.
Is there any way to load this in with more ammo?
If someone has like a repair kit, can we fill the ammo?
You have to buy ammo before you leave. Our guy filled that bitch up for us.
Oh yeah, good, good, good. But you can't be filling like out of the battlefield.
No.
What if you bring ammo in a helicopter and drop it out of base?
That works?
Yes, that works. 100% that works.
But it's got to be... gotcha.
I'm slowly but surely about 20% the way there because I take me down
I said we go right this circle besides right this circle literally no one oh
nice driving no one's gonna have anything they can take on this day
agree just be like one guy I didn't see with the rpd which was the last of the
Spanish game agree but yeah we did third person to the hops home right now
oh John oh I know that the gutter was physical sorry I know the gutter was
physical
my bad games I usually don't like that my bad my bad my bad my mean my mean
It's no better than another game, Phil.
Game's game, Phil, better than another game.
Sorry, my bad.
I'm thinking only player-
Oh, we have multiple types of guns.
What's that?
Oh, my god, I've got multiple types of guns.
What's that?
Yeah, but yeah.
Oh.
Try to catch us on a dream.
The inside boat is surrounded.
Don't worry, boys.
The tank is on its way.
We've been doing the Alamo, we've been recreating the Alamo, both teams.
The Hero.
You got Hero, give me, give me, give me.
Didn't Hell die in the Alamo?
Uh, well yeah, but they took a lot of guys with them.
Ah, that's true.
That's our...
I thought you weren't supposed to talk about the Alamo.
Oh, no, that's Snape.
That's Snape, it's every Snape.
We got it.
Yeah, well, this sever is staying down.
You can't, you can't, you can't see his name,
he times in the mirror.
Oh no, that's quite close.
Shoot that car, fuck them!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Oh shh!
Die, Mr. Ipun!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Goddamn!
Won't you cut us off, bitch?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I wish you'd have your turntable on.
You just did?
Oh ho ho ho!
God!
Okay, yeah, the thing is strong. Here we go.
Oh, yeah, lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Can you guys stop for just a second?
As you can't load three shells, not everything breaks like the border.
Yeah, come on.
We gotta get a six-minute.
We're gonna try to hop on.
Hurry up.
One, one, one, one, one.
We're a long way.
One, two, three, stop.
He hit 2 million subs on YouTube!
Up!
It's the second time this week!
It's the second time this week!
Quick, unsubs!
We can hit the third time this week!
Quick boys, quick!
We need three fungulators.
Come on in, boys!
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Where the fuck's this tank of me here and about?
Yo, what up, Pudge?
Making a quick pick on me.
Nothing to jagging around?
What up, boys?
Yeah, we just fell off.
You fucked the last guy off.
No balls, you are straight up no balls.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Okay, now we're hurt.
Okay, now we're hurt, now we're hurt.
We're hurt bad.
What the fuck was that?
We're hurt bad.
Enemy's northeast, northeast.
You alive?
oh shit what the hell we're heading up the hill right now
the tree behind that tree in the bush in the bush in the bush
we like we like we see it right there right there I'm gonna let's you give up
to give it what the hell over all the way
What's that guy saying?
What the fuck you mean?
I don't know.
How do we get caught?
Do we have to repair anything for the dead?
We don't.
Where's our first dead man?
Other than the car guy.
I
Was very close
Out you got it out you got it
Oh
No, there's no that's what
Oh
YEEEAAAHHHHH!
We're going! We're going! Get the other one here!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Close left! Close left! And close right!
He's going to be the smoke now.
We're going to go all the way around for him.
We're cooking! We're cooking!
He's in our town!
Right here! On the rock! On the rock! Right here!
Ready?
YEEEAAAHHHHH!
Now right is treating your right! Hard right!
Behind that tree! Right there!
Wait, which one?
should
That's hard 360 hard 360
Where is he? Where is he?
Show me the enemy!
I can't shoot the house, I can't help it, I've angled up too much
Get the fucking thing out of here!
look forward look forward
I just want to stab it, stab it up there
I see my ship!
I got a guy here!
What we gonna do if we get him?
We gonna store him on the crate behind us
Okay.
Any more kill time?
Fuck them all, J.
One J, one J, one J!
He's up top, he's up top!
One of them in here!
Attention, attention, attention!
These are the zone, take us into the thick of it!
Take us into the black!
Into the flame!
Get ready, brother, we're gonna be everywhere.
right in front of us to our left I got it in there no no no we only have 12 left
you can't be waiting like that okay
look directly forward
how did we get through there
we can't oh god red red had no towers and just pulled the fucking thing
where's the enemy where's the enemy I don't know I don't know you can shoot
You really left ship, oh you don't strike me
We get to find
Guys we get to my we get to my
They knocked our order we can't I don't even see I can't see I can't see it
We got to get out. We got to get out. It's it's complete. It's
Oh, you see you. You have a rocket. Is it where are you
bringing this tank? We defend the tank. We defend the tank.
You see what happened?
Oh, God. Oh my god. Someone's going fresh with the
board. It's only about a time before they hit it with
it. You gotta get someone with it with a drill. I think
That's what pays it
The water's a good culture in the movie fury you ever seen the movie
I'm getting out
I
Know mr. Knuck I've been depressed these last few days since I
I want to get me I want to watch it. I want to
Good luck. Good luck. I'm dead
Abandoned ship abandon ship
Either that guy
Oh shit! There's no one!
Oh.
It's absolutely the same.
Hey, dude, my boy!
I-I-I.
I-I-I really.
Hey, dude, my boy!
I don't think this guy's taught me twice.
I don't have a gun!
We can make it. We can make it.
We can make it.
You don't team me.
I can't do the other guy.
I can't do the other guy.
He's playing that same whale.
That we were shooting that...
Oh shit!
Vesect me!
Vesect me!
Vesect me!
Vesect me!
Vesect me!
the tank the second me the second me the second me the second me the second me the second me
the second me
wait can you buy it?
can you serve enough money to buy it?
I can
he just he's here he's here he says he can give us another tank if we if we want it
hmm should we?
I'll show you the tank
you want to?
I'll show you the tank
I'll show you the tank
Oh, let's take this to take this to take
This is a very kind man very generous. Yeah
Are they? Are you good, sir?
Yeah, I'm gonna give this a take.
Let me just fill it up with them.
Oh, thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir.
He's in there beating it, he's in there beating it.
Actually, should we get a wrench to repair the tank just in case it gets broken?
Yes, yes, yes we should, yes we should, you should go buy one.
You should go buy one.
Okay.
I can put one in here if you want.
Oh wait, we're good, neither of us have to go buy one, neither of us have to go buy one.
That would be fantastic sir, that would be fantastic.
They're just ratchets, they don't repair as fast.
Don't worry, don't worry!
Hey, who's in the gutter for life?
Two people got in.
What are you two doing?
Hey, get out of there!
Get out of there!
What are you two doing?
How many people?
Now I understand it, boys. Now I understand it.
Be the gunner at the top. Be the gunner at the top, gimmick, with us.
Okay
Give us double the amulet each gun
I don't know.
Oh my god, I got it.
There you go.
Shit.
Alright, alright.
Is it not working?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
There you go. Sorry, there's just like 20 people around.
I can't see what the fuck is going on.
Hodge, was there a cleaner or are you fucking trying to shoot us with NRPG?
Uh, we don't know what you're talking about.
We don't know what you're talking about.
We don't know what you're talking about.
Alright, I have both of our bags.
We don't know about we know I would say it hugs you remember that's what I was gonna act as and say hudge
Do you remember who shot that guy?
Just give it to you with us
I was only minus eighty-hundred dollars.
That was nothing!
We're about to make a hundred-dodged jack!
What team are we getting? Are we blue?
Oh, we're losing, Blondes! We're losing!
We're losing!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's...
It's sure that the hot zone's there in the server.
The hot zone's been like across the map for most of this whole time.
Yeah, and Chad's saying we should go and knock out that tower who's in...
We shall.
We shall
Somewhere we need to just load up
Together and hit the circle. Yeah. Yeah, 100% 100% you get the third together all flying
They would have a cocky
75 and then we can dig around
Yeah, if we go to the circle with the take right now
Yeah, for sure
I'm probably not gonna lie. I'm poking out of the tank, right?
Oh my god, wait, was that the guy that bought the cake, right?
It might have been, yeah.
Oh, we're assholes.
Oh, we're assholes.
Oh, we're assholes.
Oh, we're assholes.
Oh, shit.
What a bunch of assholes.
Wait, sorry sir, you play watch shot. We just got we thought that was some other guy
You got the other guy to jump in to guy spot
Oh
I'm just gonna stay in my hole, Papa.
Bang, bang, bang!
Go back down to my little hole, eat a bologna sandwich.
Perfect!
Bang, bang, bang!
Mm-mm.
A BB hung down at the same CG right now.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ooh!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay!
What's happening?
It's finally a quick one.
That guy was the guy!
That guy was the guy!
Guys, guys, I swear to God!
I swear to God!
That guy was actually the guy!
Guys, guys, I swear to God!
I thought I was on the little gunner!
I swear to God!
I thought I was on the little gunner. I was just gonna give him a little long time
I thought I swear to God. I thought I was on the little game
Stop shooting teammate together. Okay. Nice. No more shooting teammates. No
I swear to God. I thought I was on the small gunner. I swear to God
I did this right. I was gonna shoot with it's a little bit of that. I swear to God
I swear to God more more shooting out here, baby
Once the building over for the ocean enjoyer
Green team yeah, there's a lock coming from that way
What's more left?
You see buddy was to hunch
He's in that doorway
I don't know, I think they're pretty, they might be pretty set up for which gun
We're going boys we're going you see maybe times I dropped my my other gun back there
I
I didn't see him. I don't know if I got enough.
Oh, I've been sniped from the left. I've been sniped from the left.
Left, left. Yeah, these are some of the crane. Oh, oh, oh, excuse me. Oh, excuse me. Oh, excuse me.
Oh, backing up. Oh, there's another tank. Look at that!
Wait, I think these are some of the crane guys.
Sorry, I don't have my blinds that well.
Is he in a jeep?
I think he's in a jeep.
I think he's in a jeep.
Our boys just got murdered.
Oh, where? Where?
Where?
I think I've got him.
I think we're on the wall.
Yeah!
There's one front left! Front left! Front left!
Oh!
I can't turn! I can't turn! I can't turn!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
I can't turn! I can't turn!
Oh, I don't see them! I'm see them!
Oh, no, he's got a jump from the left! He's got a jump from the left!
Yeah!
What?! How is that gonna get?! What?!
Hard turn!
Hard turn, hard turn! Guide, guide, guide, guide, guide, guide, guide!
Yeah!
Now, right here!
Look, look, lay down, lay down, lay down!
I'm turning the transverse again! I'm turning the transverse again! I can't! I'm suckling the speed thing!
Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he? Where's he?
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. That'll take kill him.
We should repair. P. We're half-housed.
You're turning this thing as a nightmare. Turn it while we're dead.
One of your allies is unconscious on the...
Unfortunately, because of the steam signs, we'll be able to use tanks, unfortunately.
Yeah, we're just getting hard-focused by RPGs.
I mean, this guy literally brought a backpack full of RPGs that ran out of stock.
Everybody grab parachutes everybody we're going back in no one take them or take
Lock and load boys lock and load them
That's it by a tank. Well, I'm gonna set up. I'm gonna set up a private server for it's probably pretty soon
And then I then once what's that that we can certainly take it again. Yeah, fuck yeah
Oh, I don't talk to them all three
Oh
I'm an idiot. Oh my god
Bobbing or hell or helicopter
I'm gonna work for the attack helicopter. I'm like right there. I'm almost got it
Okay, I'm jumping in. I don't know who's in here, but I'm jumping in
We're in here, bud
Oh my god. This looks nice.
Why is it put it over there?
That? We hold it wait for me.
Oh, so what's that?
Oh, so wait for me. Wait for me.
How do I get those iFax?
Yeah, I'm gonna buy this. I don't know why I'm still using bandages.
You guys use iFax or bandages?
Bandages, too.
I can't even know there was IFACs.
Yeah, I got IFAC right here.
Then I think there's a better one to it, Medical Level 24.
Looks nice.
That looks nice.
That looks nice.
Up on in.
I'm coming boys, I'm coming boys!
It's for me boys!
Let's RIDE!
D4?
I don't even need to see 4, are we ready to base or go in the circle?
I'm going for tower 1 right now, I have a bunch of us at tower 1, I'm trying to take it over.
I have number 1 on the spareboard, it's cheating me to stick off, the green guy.
He's running around with a bunch of explosives and smoking, headshotting everyone.
The parachute was fucked.
I actually think that might be a developer that's just been playing for like a year.
Yeah, we're not certain though.
Yeah, he might just be the go.
He might just be the go.
I'm not certain.
I'll take a look into it.
You what?
We can't take this power over because they built.
Yeah, I know my buddy beat up the F-40 Center was crazy,
but if you look at his desk, he's got more than just me.
I'm dying like all the time
I think you might just be a developer
Oh, I'm jumping I'm jumping I'm jumping I'm jumping I'm jumping oh my god
Are you okay, are you okay?
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive!
I'm alive, P! I'm alive for Ben and Green!
Give me some cover for you, boss, I'm gonna come and give you-
I'm s-...
Yeah, there's a little... somebody gave me a bad parachute...
Is it T muy... I saw the- T muy-
I got the whole outfit off just-
I saw right before I hit the ground...
Come here, miss. Don't do it, I have 250 minutes left!
I'm headin' right towards ya, boss!
Take your time.
Old soldier behind!
Oh, we actually have so many people right next to us. Nobody sees me.
I'm coming to grab you, what if I can get you?
No, it looks like...
Wait, never mind.
I'm gonna see you.
I can see you on the map, baby.
I can see you just running around, man.
Alright, alright, it's all good for me.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
We're the only ones who survived that much fucking crash, slowly.
Oh wait the i-fac it has two users but I think it heals you up to full like immediately
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Everybody to the hood grenade from the roof
100% 110%
I don't reach out the rallying tubes
I'm gonna come pick you up then we gotta get the hot shot again
Oh shit, how you speaking this weekend
From where from where?
Roof, roof of the tower
Roof of the tower roof of the tower roof of the tower that's what you just you won't peek again, bitch boy
A great angle on him if he peeks again
Behind us behind us
guys we got to get back up on the way
we're going to the hot tub boys
they're in that field
fantastic fantastic
these eye-faxes are pretty cool
another one from the left
oh I see a lot of mass, maximum of like two seconds
these are nice, these are nice
these are nice
there's one right on the hill that you're looking at
take a quick tower one
I need to be on the top of the crate, be careful!
I'm gonna flank around, I'm gonna come get ya. Oh shit, there's a car.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I think the boys cleared it.
Yeah, tower one looks clear. As I dropped in, I saw the guy on the roof get killed.
Yo, listen.
We're in the hydro, we're in the hydro.
Let's try to really lock in when this came down.
Yeah, let's go with this.
We got a couple guys back
We're almost out of bullets
I think he's supposed to bring some bandages with these bad boys
He's always supposed to be using me on like 2 health
God damn
One shot
What?
Hell
Did you get the guy over there?
They're fucking dead
I got him
I got him
That says he ricocheted the bullet
Really?
I don't know what you did
That's what it said
That's cool
Hell yeah
Right off the wall and into the dome.
That's just how I do it boys.
That's just how I plan.
That's just how I do it up.
Just how I do it up.
Alright, we're stopping right now. This is good.
Do you guys need anything? Do you guys need a meds or anything dropped there?
No, right now we're pretty short on one.
Flash of oat milk and vanilla syrup, one pump.
Sir, one pump.
Oh, no.
I actually ordered.
Double that.
Double that.
I want one of those.
They're in the field north.
Guys, guys, I just got killed by that guy.
I just got killed by that guy.
Oh, we got it.
I just got killed so far, Pete.
I'm going to hold the circle.
I was in an M4 as well.
Wait, what?
No, that's the guy.
That's the guy.
That's the guy.
It's Mr. Headroar!
Oh yeah, there's two of them. There's two of them.
There's two- there's two whales on green that have been-
Yeah, I see them!
Headroar and Hodge!
Two whales.
Gotta be careful out here, boys.
Can somebody-
Oh, I'm dying!
I have $9,000 now!
I've got $9,000!
I'm poor!
I'm poor again!
Hmm.
Can't see through these trees.
I can only buy one?
I can only buy one?
It is.
Fantastic.
That's all we need, boys.
That's all we need.
Because I need to get the armor piece again, but have you got to use the flash ammo or
you guys can use the regular?
I tried to flash and I didn't like it so I've been using FMJ until I unlocked AP.
I've been using flash! I might switch back to FMJ, but it was over there, out of his...
I have been just strictly using FMJ because of that exact review.
I feel like FMJ's the move right now.
Yeah bro, I was using the... the next upload and it was fucking terrible.
It's a flash, it's a flash!
Yeah, it's so bad.
You know, brother, we gotta get that circle!
We have a good crew that we have a really good crew trying to play this circle
of your recent and sure right now much now's the time we're in a good spot.
Oh yeah sir, let's get it!
I actually jumped up!
I'll fuel up our spot so we can pull that bitch.
Yeah here's, I just don't feel like it'd be a mission ship.
P, P, can we uh...
Yeah yeah yeah, we're doing really well.
That word we need to set up to pull at drill 5.
Pull at drill 5, just back in the chat.
Pull at drill 5, got it?
I pull and drill five quick boys.
Here we go.
Sorry about that, midship foot, midship foot.
They're on the tower.
All right, wheels up, other wheels up.
Boys, I'm dropping the obviasis.
We've got to go right to the circle, boys,
right to the circle.
I'm drill five.
Beautiful, thank you.
Yo, fall back to this back wall.
Fall back to this back wall.
Chifting, fall back, fall back, fall back.
We don't need to hold that front line.
Yeah, brother. Yo, this is actually sick. This crew wants to win back. Yeah, we're going right now. We're going right now
We got a team of three
We're getting it where north
the other side of the street pink baby pink it I'm coming
I'm a bitch you went over the season my boy there I think it I think it up you
A lot of people on ping right now on ping get get deep fibs up
To the right of my ping to the right we're getting sniped to go play down to the left come down to the left come
It greens got circle get everybody in the sir
circle greens getting greens controlling
we've like the end for that as well oh yeah no oh she's ordered from the edge
of the fucking half just drop a little teams out of the circle right now half
the teams out of circle right now hold it so well with these snipers in the
fucking scopers yeah scopers are pissing me off they're up in that little
tower up there's like a little tower that they're up inside of I can't see
anybody I don't know what anyone is mortars are fucked up mortars are fucked
up they're in there on the edge of the shipping containers we gotta take this
we gotta take the train yard over the shipping containers yep yep we need but
right now the issue is we don't have smokes across this road they're holding
this road well
I back to them up. I'm going I'm going
She's whores
I'm at this fucking
It's a heavy-givered eye, guys.
I'm here.
Yep, this is him.
Fuck, man, I'm pinned.
I'm pinned, yeah, by the big guy. I need help if you can look over to your northeast.
If I got northeast, where do you think I got? I'm looking.
Oh, shit, never mind.
He's on the wall, southwest.
Look out, look out. Go right, go right, go right, go right.
Wait, I think I might see him. Hold on.
Oh, that's him. That's him. Shoot the suppressor.
I might be the worst player to everybody in this game.
I might be the worst player to everybody in this game.
It's definitely possible. It's definitely possible.
I killed two. It's a very real chance.
There's a very real chance. A very real chance.
Guys, I need immediate medical assistance.
Oh thank you, thank you, oh god, oh god, thank you sir, thank you!
We're back, baby!
No.
To your left, to your left!
Okay, now we be walking.
Is there any way to recharge the, uh, the decent?
Yeah, yeah, do you need another battery?
Yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Take my battery.
Holy shit, Chad.
This game right now.
This game right now is insane.
And then left click while you hold the decent.
Fuck, dude, green still has this.
Yeah, it's moved in.
We need to...
I think we should all fall back and flank around to the left.
We're not gonna push through that courtyard.
They're just gonna kill us all.
Oh, sorry, sorry!
Oh, yeah, you two people I'm feeling too good boss
It's a shame guy. It's head roar. It's the it's the it's the dev baby hacker guy. Oh
My goodness oh my goodness
Kill them both I kill them both I kill them all
There's no one more fuck
I'm against my bushy bangles for the last two hours straight
Where's the lion mr. Courage
Random player on the difference. No, it's a red team guy. It's not even the green team. Oh, we've been fighting this agree
Mr. Clayton drink mr. Clayton. Yeah
Yeah. That's just a rough pole, man.
We've been out of her bed trying to play there in the south.
Oh, Mr. Bandy! Mr. Bandy!
I thought it'd be clear. It ain't.
Mr. Bandy! Mr. Bandy!
Can we do a suck?
I think that's the only way we win this.
It's an airy peak!
It's an airy peak!
I know.
They're getting low down on the map, dude.
This is great.
Shinto!
Shinto!
Shinto!
It is right now. It's literally the zone is between their two towers
Do you pull like the zone towards you if you have both of the towers like you have
Yes, yes, yes, I just wasn't sure if there's any method to the man. It's like see how right now
There's a bad guy
Take tower two over
66 kills and 18 deaths bro. I mean guys
These guys are backpacks full of RPGs hunting us down. I'm trying to get y'all oiled now
They're all on the roof shooting RPGs that way. I don't know what to do
We are going for one last push.
We are on a push in teams, I know that, but I am poor, would you mind reviving me just
this once, just this once?
Oh nice wait a helicopter's dropped a few off hold on
What's the status now are we in the green or are we in the red?
What the fuck is this guy doing?
I'm just hanging around.
I'm just hanging around.
I'm a console pit from the UN.
I'm media.
I'm a consulpin from the UN, I'm media, I'm not supposed to be killed, you have to undue
my killing immediately, I'll be hot with you forever.
I'm the press, I'm just, as soon as you revive the agency to get out of here, we're safe,
I just got a little too close to the engagement.
Shut the fuck up! You're in debt! Shut the fuck up!
Mate, are you reviving him?
Oh, shut him up!
Oh, just a quick reviver!
Just a quick reviver!
Just a quick reviver! Just a quick reviver!
It's so empty.
Just a quick reviver!
Oh, just a quick reviver!
Oh, just a reviver!
Are you sure he's either going to revive us or he's taking us back to the sex dungeon?
I'm not sure which, I'm not sure which, I'm...
It's the sex dungeon, it's the sex dungeon.
It's the sex dungeon.
Sir, are you still alive?
Well, you see, I, um...
I spilled my toe.
Ah, that'll happen. That'll happen. Gotta be careful out there.
Oh, thank you, sir! Thank you, sir!
Oxygen enjoyer, I kind of stubbed my toe falling over the uh, the stairs.
What do you like about these?
Can I uh, can I get a revive?
Well, I could use a quick revive as well if you just handed them out.
I'm on your side go green go green I love green go green
worried about nothing to be worried about all go green team go green team I
love me this thank you I thank you God bless God bless
we're back we're back we're fucking back boys we are back
I don't know why we gotta kill a ball we gotta kill a ball down with the green
Get in that's who saved you
That's what that's what yelling that's what yelling
All right, I find a serve that I find a serve that I find a serve that all right, you know what?
No, I'll take that one. I'll take that one. I find a serve that I find a serve that one
Oh shit. Oh shit.
We're safe, we're safe!
We're safe!
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
I have a revive thing in my backpack.
Boss, I have a revive thing in my backpack.
Burn the winners, you rascals!
Wait, oh shit, we're not.
for a second there I thought I was on the green team oh guys we've tried our
hardest but I want you to know that I joined the green team at the end yeah
my chair was telling me you betrayed us I I joined the green team I have a green
team eat it now I worked for the game team I was a double agent I was a
double agent well they took me in you know what no my team left me to die on
on the floor and you the green team did they pick me up they nurse me back to
health they taught me their language they taught me their culture that how
they do the stuff they love me like a brother like one of their own I am team
green now I'm team green you guys avatar the fuck is going on yeah I just sold
the human race for some blue pussy.
GG's hard.
GG's everybody.
Have a good one, hon.
See you later.
Peace, dude.
Hmm.
Hmm.
All right, are we getting back down?
Yo, we go blue, go blue, go blue, go blue.
Blue, go blue, go blue.
I gotta be like 10 times better this time.
I got absolutely rammed that last game the whole game.
Oh, we switch servers.
He died by me too good.
That's probably the smart call.
Yeah, let's let's do it. Let's win series. Let's win series. Yeah, I'll scream.
He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it.
We need to get those two guys.
One of them's level like 98.
We need single dads. That's what we need. We need single dads.
Data.
Single dads. We need single dads.
Playing on PlayStation controllers.
That's what we need right now.
Yeah, that was crazy.
OK, so have you guys heard about this oil drill thing?
I have heard about this oil drill thing.
Is that the thing that we're using at the church apparently my chat my chat is saying
There's two ways you get the code for the thing or you can pull the hot zone towards you if you
build
Or build a drill or build it
You wouldn't say no you have to be
Only into the chat. I don't see that into the jet
Got it
I think you need a large hammer, which I don't know how the fuck you get that I think you need certain level support
Yeah support so hard to level up
My job is saying that you see a build a lot
We're gonna you guys are in
joining now
I'm in I'm in
Be an engineer. Yeah, it's put it's it's a lot of moving parts
You guys
You got to start to learn the bill Clinton Association for the preservation of the guy who revived
I was the guy I shot.
You got to work your way to the board of directors.
On the green team there, was that really the guy that revived?
You guys, you guys, one guy.
You guys, one guy was that really him?
And you got to steal your identity.
You all make mistakes.
Find somebody in the heat of battle, Jimbo.
In the board meetings.
I'm on team.
You all make mistakes.
and the heat of battle jibbo
All right boys
It could happen it could have happened to anyone it could have happened to anybody though a very common mistakes
I'm very common mistake
Yeah, that wasn't in the tutorial
Was it a tutorial? Yeah
Are we all in? I'm a scheme. I had to do the drill. I'm not on the team yet, but I'm in the game
Okay, I'm in I'm in the team give it
Yeah, I'm in.
It's just been procuring.
I'm currently struggling to get on the team because I'm trying.
I'm attacking as fast as you can.
I'm attacking so quickly.
I'm attacking so fast.
I can't see the speed just yet, guys.
They seem to be some type of birthday ritual going on.
I know you guys couldn't know that because you aren't seeing the speed.
Just that people congratulating someone on someone's birthday
You know, it's not hard to get into a new server
Where you can
You on the green squad
I
Mean I mean, I mean, okay, I just believe this one. I just leave the squad
It was a tactical is a tactical blade
Like we're good to go good job boys
Thank God, okay, I'm just 27,000 dollars
Hmm
Yeah, I'm going back to FM J. But we you do war dogs of the 85 to get armor PC a bow
That's crazy
What we would love my mind war dog level 150 John? I'm never
Oh, I'm over CC to I'm actually you gotta be up there. I love that. I'm up there. Oh
Pretty good. All right. Oh, I'm ready for squad only. We're doing pretty good
Until you guys get in
I just bought a forward operating base so now I can bring that in place if somewhere for us
Yeah, you could build a bunch of stuff. Okay, cool. I'm in the helly. Maybe I'm gonna grab a little zipper. I'll be right back
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go grab a super super
I'm gonna be doing two x is I think a two
Get in how we get in one point five or two or three. No, that's he's gonna be too much
We guys we do one point five or two point five
Yeah, what was that site we were using at the end that was pretty good
He won point five
Real nice the reason I kind of want to do one point five is because
Then it's not a zoomed in and we're fighting like guys in front of us and then also if you look at that
It says minor ADS speed penalty versus moderate ADS speed penalty, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna try it one by five. I'm gonna try it one by five.
Thought I have no money home for it.
Hmm, okay, wait, this is...
Ahhhh...
What about a heli for the boys?
Minor vertical recoil penalty.
I need strong ADS speed increase.
That's none of them
I figured out with the medical stuff you want like two ifax and then you want the rest bandages
I should point like me.
Oh, okay.
So like if you get lightly hit you're popping a bandy if you're getting chunked you're throwing on iFAC.
Yeah, like if you're in the middle of a battle and they shoot you three times you're down to three health you pop an iFAC.
You're back you're back at full health in like two seconds.
Yeah.
I think I know that I got that off of that guy with the crazy loadout and that was I was like, oh that makes a lot of sense.
Why he's I'm hoping that the last one is like a number one where it does it uses exactly what it needs to use you mean.
No, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah.
That'd be sweet. I can talk up.
I'm gonna take that and make a big investment.
Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
There we go, boys.
That's what we're looking for, right there, boy.
I'm about to quicksip me, sip me, quicksilly juice.
Be right back.
Don't let me die.
I have no money and I'm poor.
Do it back, baby.
I'm about to go place my first forward operating base.
I should place it by the Driller Tower,
like, at the base of it.
Oh, God. Maybe he's not here, either.
I'm gonna be dropping off right at the tower, but they might already have them.
Oh my god.
Slow.
Oh no.
All right boys, this game is going to be different, this game is going to be very different.
We are not going to be lying on our backs, body blue style, 70% of the time.
We are dominating the battle field market.
The oil will be pumped with the spare wheel.
Cheers, gentlemen! Cheers!
Alright, I'll pop off.
This scope is nice.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, totally.
Oh, yeah, my first time.
Don't you worry, Mr. Rad.
Papa Beans can take care.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I still can't do the J hook.
J hook.
Yeah.
You ever seen those wheels with the guys from Arma with no shoes on?
No.
Oh god.
Are you a J- what's a J-hug?
What's he saying?
Are you supposed to like point up, then turn around sideways,
then point down, and then just slowly, slowly just land it.
Real nice.
Hmm.
God, I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna try it.
Give it a shot!
Give it a shot!
Make sure your helicopter's packed full of innocent people.
Your area's called a J-turn.
Mm-hmm.
Is it a J-turn?
A J-hug?
Mm-hmm.
J-hug.
J-Hook, J-Turd?
You lost a chopper, boys.
I just can't get the, the pointing to the ground part.
Now I'm here as J-Hook, so I don't know what's going on.
I think it's a J-Shimmy.
A J-Shimmy?
I
The girl, yeah, let's go best go right here best
Hundred percent how do we shed the wheels the best one so far
The hell is that?
Oh
These need this caring boys that guy's got eyes like a hawk. I died. I'm flimsy with the dead guy
Hang around
That's what Sharon said. No way you counted the seconds. All right, how long I last guys it was a
It was a warm-up and a warm-up! Now it's really time to get down to the bidding ready.
She croaked out of the final word.
Thank you, sir!
Try your best, soldier. Try your best. That's what matters most.
You're a good man. You'll be remembered in the halls of Valhalla.
Thank you, sir.
I'm gonna kill myself
All right tip number two my number student the plan never goes good on the first try that is a very well-known thing
Very well known everybody knows that
everyone knows that
It's honestly goes without saying oh my god. I have two dollars so it oh god. Oh
God
God
Okay
Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm not dead, not dead.
What are you looking at, buddy?
You're not tasty.
You're not tasty, buddy.
You're not tasty, bud.
You're not tasty.
Ew.
Let me just get a little feel, let me, let me just get a little feel there.
Are you ready for battle son, are you ready for battle?
I've already been out there son, I've seen things you wouldn't believe.
I've seen things that will make your toes curl, I've seen things that will make your
eyes roll back, your legs shake, and then you come.
No, no, drop us off right down my mark and we'll be behind all of them.
We'll be behind all of them.
Yeah!
All right, get ready to jump, boys.
Oh, I think you're the pilot?
On the mark, on the mark.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
No, no, no!
I mean, I mean, we want a land!
Like, not at 200 miles per hour.
Watch out!
And I'm pork.
What are you doing?
I don't have a thing for you guys.
I had to take out my parachute because I don't have any money for it!
I had a parachute, but I had to sell it!
I had to sell my parachute!
$100!
Yeah!
If that isn't how poor I am!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
You just lost your kid just now?
That was everything. I have $290.
Alright, come here. What do you want?
Well, actually I can't give you a gift.
I might have joking I should be bought my last kid to be me, but I was a hundred dollars short
So I took off my parachute. I'm not even fucking with you. That's a real
Hot drop is we go to the hot also. Do you know how to use the flares?
Okay.
Uh, what do I do about this?
What do I do about this?
Alright.
Oh, now I can afford a pageant.
Um...
Ah, fuck it.
I'm going out there without a gun.
Fuck the Lord boys like the Lord.
Zero to hero.
Oh shit.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir. You're a good man.
I just got handed an FQ-49 shot.
Rock it in, boys! Rock it in!
I'm gonna help you trust your guy.
I trust you, brother. Get us into the thick of it.
What?
What?
Really? How?
Really? Wait, can I just buy them for people? How do you buy-
I don't have it yeah, I don't see any this is I can buy anything
No, all you can do is press F one time and maybe close your eyes and then hold down after
and a basic pairs
Oh, okay, so
Oh, we're back! We're back!
Can you back just two pairs?
I don't know what happened to the pairs
No, that's understandable
That's understandable
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm gonna be back after you
Are you guys going to helicopter? Is that what you're asking?
I'm a base
You're a base?
Can you buy anything from the helicopter?
Yeah!
How do you like that, you son of a bitch?
Oh, I got you, I got you, I got some goodies.
No, you can put stuff in, you can put stuff, if you bought stuff previously you can throw it in the storage.
I got you, I got you, I got you, Mr. Lander.
I got you, I got you, I got you, no soldier left behind.
You're the good you're the good oh my god, this guy had no ammo all for fuck's sake all for fuck's sake
Boys you guys have any five five six my kids
We go
Oh
It's under the map it is under the map
I'm jumping early because
I'm gonna put something up
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Somebody's reviving.
We're all the people out here.
Oh, there's Mr. Miller lying again.
Hey, Miller, what are you doing?
Heal it, heal it!
It'll make a healing!
What the hell is he doing?
Hey blood!
Oh no!
Oh
Guy guy was below the tower I'll go I'll go get it boys. Don't you worry. I want the keys budget
What is this hold on now wait a minute hold on now?
Hold on now hold up. Wait a minute. Tell me right hold on wait a minute. Let me write
Go on, go on!
Keep your pupils open, keep your pupils open.
This is the greatest unit here ever!
Look!
10,000 speckled dudes!
Open tower, tower, tower, tower.
There's one, there's one!
We're right in front of it right for right for some as well
One shot what
I
See him
Well, the left side of that one boys were the other side of that wall. Oh
Shoot one of the other three fucking idiot six me
Please god oh
Oh my god Miller like oh my god you're right right now buddy that is clutch I
will give you $10
Oh
I'm in the shipping yard. Oh god. Oh, there's a fucking scooper
Oh
Come back come back if I promise you right now boys. I only got one this last clip is my last
I
Oh
My science
Doesn't fucking kill him. I don't get this fucking game sometimes
Oh
Give me goodies
Give me goodies
Good, I'm gonna try a sniper. I'm gonna try a sniper. Fuck it. I'll try out one
You know how to land this thing
Was it proud that SKS every so is real good. Yes, he's yet
I'm still leveling up the marksman. I'm on the donkey gun.
I just found one out here. I'm gonna try it out.
Roger Dodger. I used the Mosin before. I looted it off a guy and it was pretty damn good,
but we got to suffer to level it up a little.
I got a K98K or something like that.
gotta suffer to level it up a little. I got a K-98k or something like that. That was a demon.
That thing's a demon. Yeah, yeah. I can't see anyone. What is he being? It's okay. Why
like blind? It's weird. When you start looking they disappear. I don't see anyone until they're
on my cock I can't see anything if you come to me I'm getting a lot of visuals
on guys again they I'm getting a lot of the hits not a lot of kills that'll
happen
she was
What the hell is that weird?
Fuck it, we're going to Hot Zone boys.
We're going to Hot Zone.
There's no one down here.
No one's out here.
I'm happy you missed giving head to you boys.
I have perished.
Fantastic.
If you get to me, there are so many targets.
What the fuck is that?
Oh my, great googly googly.
Holy shit back to us that was I was gonna kill by the motion
We got a meter's away one shot one one bullet one bullet not even the head not even a headshot level two armor
No headshot guys suffer through this shit these shit guys
There's a motion the cyber boys most of the time most of the time if you give them
And you guys coming back to HQ got a hell of you about the way we got to run out
We gotta turn this up. We gotta lock it. We gotta lock it. These snipers, they are getting us. They are getting us.
They are getting us. We gotta lock it right here boys. We gotta kill all these snipers.
Okay, I'm here to get you by binoculars and you spot people and get XP for it.
Really?
And you level up Marchman super fast.
Yeah, fuck it. Let's take you boys.
I actually have binoculars on me. I got binoculars right now.
You start spotting people. Apparently you can level up super fast.
Your snipers are obviously the meta in this game. There's nothing to beat the sniper.
Especially when you can shoot one in the chest. One shot would go to Armit.
What are you gonna do about that? I mean, you can't do anything about that.
Yeah, that's not the first sniper's absolute garbage. But once you start leveling them up.
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Did you get a boss? Did you get a boss?
Yeah, I'm gonna spot this guy, see which XP I get.
The little peep. The little peep.
How do you do it with the binoculars? Use your hand?
I don't think you can.
Oh wait, oh wait.
Also, we're getting our ass kicked right now.
We are the ability to just within their square
I'm marking them I'm gonna touch the next beat
When I blow his fucking face off
Okay, so I spent the first half of this game trying to build and then it's all getting blown up by mortars
So take that ground a lot of XP
Says right now only positive $18,000
Support is so tough
Like unless you're using shotguns to kill people it really takes a while to level up
But I did do it. I did learn a lot because I figured out how this drill thing works
We built it and that's how we got the zone to summon to our side
But then they immediately turned all their mortars on it and blew up the first one
How'd you do this?
No! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hey snipers! Out of the game!
Get them out!
Get them out of the game!
Holy crap!
Holy crap!
There's these fucking scophers!
These fucking scophers!
These fucking scophers!
I'll tell ya!
If you can still come to me, uh, if you can still come to me, please.
I am revived, but there are two.
It's a target rich environment.
It's a target rich environment.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
I'm all healed up. Thank you, boss.
I thought you gave me more cash.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I'm gonna kill this sniper!
How do you like it? How do you like getting shot for some random location two towns over?
You can't do anything about it. Fuck you. Fuck you.
I'm gonna go take a shit. I'm gonna go take a shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh
Yeah, you're much
You will you will say
Oh
You're fucking everywhere
We're trying we're trying we're starting
It's over. I'm peanut
Kind of dried up. I'm heading to you. Oh good
There's a fucking surrounded this a thousand it's fucking damn out here. I've been shot in the head
Hey guys, I'm out by junior
She's hanging around
I'm getting right on, don't you worry.
I've actually got three quick revives riding it boys.
Bam!
There you go, one for you.
One for you, good sir.
One for you, good sir.
There you go.
There you go.
And now.
Ah. Fantastic.
Fantastic.
What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight.
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy.
Help me please god.
Oh, everyone is dead.
Give it. We're all dead.
Give it. Give it. Give it.
We're all dead.
Give you $10.
Roger that. Roger that.
I'm gonna lose my mind of these snipers. I'm gonna lose my mind on these snipers. I'm gonna lose my damn mind.
You know what's crazy is I'm a sniper and I'm still racing against other snipers. The only people who are killing me are other snipers.
Sniper's just not getting it. I don't care if it's like real estate or real estate. It's just not getting it. It's not getting it.
Oh
I already got one of these
You motherfucker you bitch my god
Alright let's
I'm learning a bit of how this game works.
I'm learning a bit of how this game can get briefed pretty quick, honestly.
This red team, I think is six more is aimed only at our team.
Is this...
Is this helicopter music? Is this war music?
Is it...
Is it...
You played first!
Fight of the Valkyries, fight of the Valkyries?
What's that?
What's the fight of the Valkyries?
Oh, I don't understand.
We're just that nice and easy boss, nice and easy.
I honestly like to know how many times I got killed by someone with a sniper or a parchment glass.
I dared to use like 90%.
90%
I hate these snipers. I hate these snipers.
Oh my goodness.
I mean they're having a battle with a guy.
He's battling me. One of us wins.
We move on.
We get another guy. We get into a battle.
It's great.
We talk to each other.
And then, and then, boop!
No, it's all over. Yeah
I just had my first full death though. Oh really?
My first time back back at HQ
I
Keep your people jumping boys keep your people jumping
Hmm, well if anyone sniper only this he was great for sniping shop. Yeah, I know it's great for sniping
I'm with the snipers having a great time. I bet they're having a great time
I don't doubt that for one second. I just hope they die in the game of boys in the game in the game of boys
Well, we are not getting a lot of points we have to step on this other zone pretty fast
The red team right now is
A ton of supplies and then they have like six mortars on our base
We can't get any footholds
There's me
Yeah, we are gonna oh shit. Oh shit
I'm gonna be you can take up. Oh, yeah, we are gonna go to ASAP boys
We're getting our ass kicked
That hurts a little more that hurts a little wasn't usual honestly this round my goal is just
Get the marksman level to a point where I can get a decent cup.
You're going full sniper.
You're going full sniper.
You betray us.
You're switching to the dog side.
Well, I hate to do it.
I feel horrible.
I feel absolutely terrible.
But take this up, brother.
Take it up.
I'd like to have the option to grab a Mosin when I need it.
Uh, well, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, I should have done it.
Here, sit down.
Oh, almost 90 seconds of life.
That's it.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm only going to do this until I unlock the Mosin.
It's the day.
Of course.
Give it ice to you.
You cannot be switched to the dark side.
You cannot be switched to the dark side, Mr. Gimmick.
Snipers are the enemy.
Snipers are the enemy.
Oh, I'm with you.
I'm learning their ways, though.
This helps me understand this.
Oh, you're taking them down to the inside.
You're losing them.
You're losing them.
You're losing them.
You're losing them.
inside. You're learning how they sit. I will say, uh, most of the people I kill are other
snipers, as a sniper. You scan the horizon, you see a guy laying down in a bush. I'm telling
you, I'm helping kill the snipers. You're a good man, Miss Skinny. You're a good man.
You're serving your country. 75% of my kills have been other snipers. 100%.
Where's the anger that blue tower?
Where's the blue tower at? Who's like to say what I just died?
You can't drink
Really
Oh
What a joy what a joy what a joy oh
Oh, hello sir in China.
That was actually Xi Jinping.
That was Xi Jinping.
You died to Xi Jinping?
Yes, Xi's died me all the way from China.
China!
Kill me, kill me please, kill me.
Kill me right now, kill me right now in my life,
in the game of course, in the game, in the game.
I have no money. I can't even buy a full nut again.
Oh wait that was even a sniper.
Who do we all make mistakes?
Oh we all make mistakes.
We all make mistakes.
I'm one of those fuckers and I would like to revive, I will pay $5.
that is racist sir that is a racist statement sir I demand a revive as
compensation
really up there's my I'm over here but oh yeah there we go there we are oh
Oh, well, you don't need to fuck me in my ass after I listen to a tactical strategy if you guys are deploying.
I'm gonna show you what my uncle does to me.
Oh, okay. Is it Monopoly? Is it Family Bonding?
Yeah, it's Monopoly.
Yachty? Okay, good. I would love to play some Yachty.
That sounds amazing right now.
Take it in turn, boy.
Oh, thank you gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you boys. Hold on. Hold on now. Hold on now.
Hold on. Wait a second. Miss imp, miss imp, but I understand it could have happened to
anyone just to click miss imp, but just to click miss imp, but no worries there. No worries there.
Oh, thank you gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, okay. Hold on. Oh miss imp, but could have
Good have happened to anyone. Good have happened to anybody.
Good have happened to- oh, just one more revive, it looks like.
I'm gonna need just a quick one, just a quick revive.
BG cover patch!
Fuck Blue Team!
Hell yeah, boys!
And that there gave us enough money to buy our next kit!
Hooray!
Hey, nobunny.
I know you're broke, I got you.
You don't tell the other guys about this okay you won't tell you won't tell the other guys about this right?
They won't think I'm cool
You want me to buy you a topper? I got you
I would love a topper
All right, we're cooking boys, we're cooking
Oh wait, I got a hippie right here. I got a hippie. I won't go ahead. I got a hippie
Yeah, I do it
I do I do it
This one right here
But he that's the past you see a young on the other side
What?
What?
Thank you, good job, thank you, good job.
Let's drive.
Where are you going?
Oh, shit, he's muted.
Where are you at, boys?
I got my old helicopter.
I'm at one of the towns.
You had much. I got my own helicopter.
I'm at one of the towers.
Uh, well, if you look, tower one. I'm at tower one.
Tower one?
I'm not at it. We're attacking tower one. We're attacking tower one.
Actually, I'm at the tower one. I'm at the tower one. Don't do it much.
Pumping pips out of the way.
He's here. He's here to help you.
We're gonna get revenge on all those blue guys. It just took turns fucking my boss.
I don't know if you saw that clinic, but ten blue guys drive me into the basement.
He's here to fuck with me.
Oh, dear.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Put your fingers in my pooper.
You know, I'm not talking to the pinky either.
I'm talking thumbs.
And I said thumbs, pearl.
Not by accent.
Not by accent, but on purpose.
How did I enjoy it?
Did I bite my lip a little?
Sure.
Sure.
Yes, I did.
But it's about honor.
It is about glory.
It is about free team winning this fight.
Oh hold on, I got patched, power one, oh, I can't see red just built that drill again,
see how the zones moving towards their base?
That's where you need mortars.
They're doing it, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save
the day.
Okay
Oh god, they get me
Oh god
Oh, dingle, dingle!
Oh, dingle, dingle!
How far away is this rocket?
I'm just gonna land this tower. Oh, this is not our tower. This is enemy tower still. Oh my god.
Oh my god. I thought this might be our tower. Oh, shit.
Okay. Okay.
Let's get out of here!
Yeah, I told you we were attacking everything.
Oh, how many more players?
Yeah, put it down, put it down, put it down!
Stuck the landing, too.
Good work, boys, good work!
over this is a handicapped spot oh shit
Run!
Oh no no no!
Oh, there's an enemy to the northeast!
Let's go kill the blue team at the tower, fuck them!
He's hurt, he's hurt bad, I hit him four times.
Oh.
Hey, where you going side blow?
Oh, I'm going the side blow, you lead the way, you lead the way, where's the EBS?
Oh, what do you want?
Do you want to kill Blues?
Oh, I fucking hate those dirty Blues.
I fucking hate those dirty Blues, Mr. Side Blow.
You leave me rad to him, brother.
You made me ragged to him!
That's what I like to hear.
Locking in boys, locking in.
Do a quick packing, quick packing.
Just quick packing, quick packing.
Light packing, light packing.
This is I blow are you okay?
I should have the jack I should give me any a sham out
We'll give it up. I'm hiding everybody was he man?
He's in the this tower. I had shot him with this diver. I believe alive. I hit him. He's healing right now
It's a watch that much it I'm watching it
Okay, I'm gonna go up. I'm gonna go up to the windows. I got you back. I got you back. What's up on you?
That was that one. We're dead.
Okay, okay, okay. Up in the tower or or down below down below down below. I got you back. I got you back. Which way?
Okay, just watch those windows.
Stop, he's dead.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Okay, I use more people next to these green caves.
Market, market.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
Shhh.
She's watching, she's watching.
She's at West, she's at West.
I see nothing, I see nothing.
You see in South West, you see in South West.
I don't know why. She's at West.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
I'm actually in the south-west.
I got eyes in the sky, I got eyes in the sky.
I got your back, I'm looking.
I'll do this.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, brick building.
Where, where, where, where?
Killed one, killed one right here.
Get your chair, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it.
Boop, boop, boop.
Hit!
Careful careful careful.
You don't see that.
Ah, the boys are pushing.
Of course I'll drive.
Of course I'll drive.
Be good, be good, be good, be good.
Be good.
Sure, sir.
I think somebody's sneaking up on me.
I don't got eyes on you anymore.
You're on your own.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm done fucking around with the helicopter.
Where you guys at?
We're in the middle of the map.
Okay.
I got you sick.
I got you sick.
I got you sick.
I got you sick.
I should have seen the show.
Oh, she E-Wrath the big building.
Oh, he were there.
Uh, did there, I killed one.
I think I saw another one on the roof.
Careful, he's probably just camping in a fucking corner.
Hmm.
Or, I mean, he might, he might have jammed or somebody else killed him.
I'm going towards the zone.
I saw two, I killed one.
To the zone boys, to the zone!
Hold on, hold on, let me, let me re-scope, let me re-scope, see if I see anybody for you.
Follow me boys, follow me!
I'm scanning the territories a
Lot of shit going down over here. Yeah, I'm head towards you. I'm head towards it
I'm always not good. I got like ten guys on me. I got a guy over here over here, dude
I don't know what's going on. I don't know if we're getting mortared or grenade
Dude kill me
Now
You're actually you know this dude is for a city man only cities no tall buildings
Now be cool. That would be cool. Oh, it is on some guys just
smack it is
Meet the bus really hope you'd like it as he's
Gonna have so much more legs if they have like five different maps
I even do have a map
Right, but I mean like five different maps. Oh, I feel like we played this one the whole damn time
Oh, well, I think it's all the same app, but like they put the circle you see like if you do have the map
And they put the circle like different spot or something maybe I don't know it's always in the city though
I don't know what like 95% of this map is pointless
No, I think you're right. I know you're right. No, no the other maps are not just circles differently
Oh
Northwest
Boys are everywhere
I got a voice, I got a voice, I got a voice, I got a voice.
Any time brother any time.
Steve, watch the boys.
Steve, it's like, I'll get these guys, I got a voice.
We got to get to that zone, we got to get to that zone ASAP.
We keep it waiting for like two months, way too much.
I was going to find some way more.
You some some you some some
That's nice
You hear me, I hear you we both get paid oh
That's nice. Oh here. We go here. We go now. We're talking boys. Now. We're talking boys
our docking boys
I
Yeah boys I'm 64 meters from the hot zone. I'm gonna head over I should be all
Pushing watch out with all the ones I just marked a guy marked an enemy
Glimps sucks ass in real life. Yeah, but in this game is fine. I think this is the best guy you so far
I think that M4 is gonna slap as soon as I can unlock it
to the hot zone boys come on brothers to the hot zone to the hot zone boys today is
Oh
He's still alive he's still alive he's hurt though. He's hurt. He's like going back to here real quick. Oh
Yeah, he's just died he's died. I was gonna kill us. Yes. He's good. We're good. We're good. We're good
Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Good job. This is a fast-reviving my pockets if you need it
I'll take him to the next block. I tagged him a few times.
Got a guy, got a guy, got a guy.
I got a shipping container.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, never mind, I got him.
I'm gonna get him.
I got two, I got two bunches.
It hurts.
I can see a light.
Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go.
Don't go, don't go.
Oh, oh
I'm back
Hey, just open up here. It's what you said friends
One of you
We're hot boys, we're hot!
We are hot boys, we are hot!
We are hot!
We're packing, they don't need it back.
They push the circle boys.
They think there may be more tables behind me behind these boxes.
You can't-
That's a collect.
A collect, a collect.
You don't want to be in there.
There's no need to go in there.
We're going the other side of the box.
There's got to be something.
Where is he?
Is he down low?
He's multiple tables in front of us.
A whole army.
all blue all blue
I did it! I did it! What do you guys do?
Oh! Right here! Car is perfect mate!
That was perfect! No I got him! I treated him!
Oh, good one! Thanks for carrying us!
I just brought up the damage logs.
Your scout rifle dealt 89 damage to Stroke
hitting him in the head at 113 meters.
He survives. I hit an un-helmeted man in the head with a sniper, and he walks away.
What?!
What kind of bullets are you?
You have the skills you've earned!
Hey, I mean, it doesn't matter what kind of bullet. I hit him in the head.
I'm literally reading the damage logs.
He had no helmet.
I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
We're on fire boys.
We're on fire, the tables are hot.
How are you doing?
Redhead must have a lot of people in the zone.
46 right now.
100%
The couple boy guys are gonna kill a couple more you give the couple more dollars
Back to the
Red is gonna be
But I do have a hell of a scope on me that I can't
Right now that's the issue. Yeah, I might just reset it. I don't think I don't I think
Give me I just hit that guy in your tower twice in the head to head shots just walks away from it just walks away from it
What
Oh, I mean give it give it
Yes, we have we have we can't shoot the damage log while I'm still alive
No, I'm dead. I'm dead. Can I take it while I'm still alive?
Check what the damage log. Yeah, press B press B
He doesn't work. He doesn't work while I'm alive. That's switch it mode fires
I just shot that guy in the tower that's right on it was right on top you twice that he's walking away from it
Hello
You body shots might be better than head shots, to be honest.
Yeah, you can't just use my tongue out.
I guess that makes sense, so that you can...
That's crazy, dude.
And you can't, I mean...
I shared twice the head yo-
and now let me, let me lose the damage log, let me see here.
What's his name?
Dryad.
46 damage to the head hitting the head 46 damage to the head hitting that
Fantastic fantastic like you do like I'm sorry
I don't care about anything that should be
It's not, it's a travesty, it's an insult, it's literally a war crime.
And they should be brought to a tribune-
That Geneva Convention!
Exactly!
Yeah, that's right.
Now who's this guy next to me?
Who- who is this?
Is this current?
Current?
I need immediate medical assistance!
I'm dropping smokes, I'm gonna try to get to you.
Elsie!
No!
If anyone's out there, please!
We have a circle, man.
We should probably reset.
Get all these boxes.
We're near it.
It's enough, enough.
I don't have my D-Fibs this time, because somebody gave me their Kent.
I still under something I've got what I did
Oh, I think you missed that revive on
Also Southwest
We're getting pro hopefully
Oh
It's a beautiful name for a problem
Jumping that tower boys up that town we gave up
Oh, did you get him are you willing to shut up you wouldn't click
Yeah, I just killed another there was one trying to shoot us in the back right here
I'm trying to beat the tower guy
Alright hold on now, wait a minute, hold on
building south
oh thank god that was even to me
oh what is what is this
what is this
Oh
For he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow
And he should never have offspring
Fuck that guy actually fuck that guy
No, there's no right there dude, that's both your boys pinching us
Holy hell, that was crazy.
I'm gonna drag!
Oh shit, oh wait, oh shit.
Oh shit.
Sir.
Oh, you coming to get me?
You coming to get me?
You coming to get me?
Oh fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.
We're killing that tower, god boys!
I don't care if it's the last thing we fucking do!
I think it's a good this is a reset thing for sure
Give me spark to you
Give me spark to you
Last one
Thank you
Thank you very much
Too much too much
Give me time
This is my last minute
Oh my god
Dude that tower guy
Ah you better handle him
When I get my hands on him, when I get my hands on him, when I get my hands on him, oh when I get my hands on that tower guy, oh.
Hey, we gotta spend a minute, we gotta spend a minute.
Oh, thank you sir, thank you sir.
I'm filling it up with some building supplies.
I'm doing it boys
How to fly or or or I know I'm not gonna fly this one. Hey, she's chunky
The day I die to someone that I'm looking at
is the day I whip my cock out live on stream
and do the Alec on guard!
Yes, I will let you know what that day is. I will let you know.
By the way, guys, I think how much money you get per kill
is determined based on how many kills you've gotten.
I'm getting like $5,000 of kills.
I'm gonna try to stay here.
It's how many kills they've got like if you kill a guy who has like five kills. He's gonna be worth more money
Respond, he's not gonna be worth much money. I'm guessing but that's that's what makes the most I
Will give anyone to remind me $50 and a hand job
All right, it should drop it you see anything saying it dropped it. Oh
Oh, uh, no he can't give hand job as good as I can, fuck that guy.
No, no, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
His hand job game is weak, weak!
It's weak!
He gave me one behind the way, these last Tuesday at three in the morning, I was on sound as fine.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, out of boy.
I did it manually. I did it manually. I've been too high up. I can't tell
As long as it's in the zone it counts
No
It was someone else looting you I think it was someone else I saw I said hey get off of that guy
Are you looting your teammate in the time of battle and in time of need? I was pissed
I know I saw that guy trying to lead you. I was very upset. I was very upset
I'll be $10.
I'll be $10.
Reno was in your-
Oh, y'all!
My first time was yesterday.
Me and the boys celebrating.
Cheers.
Hit me with a sound clip for my ringtone.
Happy birthday!
There's a ringtone clip idea.
Reload.
Reload.
Hold my flip to go for the magical activity.
Here's one gift.
It was simply silly.
Never heard of anyone.
No problem to problem you.
A little bit of eos is the comfort they're gonna give you
Oh give it give it your life
I see you out there. You're alive
I'm alive. I'm alive. Do you have your bandages, boss?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bandages, I'm breaking some of you.
I'm looting up some bodies right now.
I'm absolutely inundated.
Look at you.
Oh.
There's your code bandages.
Come to you.
There's your code bandages, code bandages.
Right here.
Look at you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Nine bandages right there.
Nine, nine.
Look at you, look at you.
Nine?
Okay, all right.
Okay, let's calm down.
Is the guy still in the tower?
Is the guy still in the tower?
I don't know. I just got here.
I'm gonna go check.
Is this one right here?
Let's see if I can watch.
Is that tower?
Yeah, the tower from before.
Oh, hold on now.
You might still be up there. I was on the TV up there.
Oh, that's the day guy.
Speaking church. Speaking church.
We can never beat you, Sherry!
OHHHHHOOHOO!
I'm tired!
Fuck you, buddy! Fuck you!
No way they know it ain't
If you get to the hot so we're losing bad we lose bad
Oh
What
come on boys come on get the hotshot we're gonna get the hotshot
I'm tired Bob
it's your time to be tired it's your time to be tired it's time for glory
It is time for victory for conquering the conquest
Okay?
Alright, alright, okay.
Alright, alright, okay, alright.
Word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word.
Under the schedule, have a great day, sir. Have a great day.
Under the schedule? Okay, alright, hold on, now.
Hold on, stick it, let's not get frisky. Let's not get frisky here.
Let's not get frisky here, boys.
Yeah, it's not good for ski advice. We just calm down
There's a man right across the street be careful
So just if his butt at once quickly really there's no time to explain why quickly
Actually works out to actually work
Don't do that don't look at that guy
Oh
Shit
Let's give this a try, bro.
$500, $500 going one.
We got one more mag voice.
Fucking...
We gotta push over there, we gotta push over there.
There's one guy in this front house and there's one guy in the house on the left then.
Move, move, move, move, move!
He's my last bag, he's my last bag.
He's playing you, playing you, playing you.
I got a gillil on my body, can't take it.
No!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Sir! Sir! Mr. Wordy, may I have a moment with you? May I have a word?
Mr. Wordy, may I have a word with you, sir?
Yes, sir.
If you revive me, right now, I will give you ten dollars.
Hold on, nobody shoot, nobody shoot! I'm going to put my gun away, put my gun away.
Nice, you need to just calm down.
Everything's good. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, desktop could have happened to anyone.
Could have happened to anyone. that's very common mistake.
Very common mistake.
I completely understand.
Oh, okay. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Did you see that?
Okay. All right.
Hold on now. Wait a minute.
I can use one more right?
Is it quicky?
Is it quicky?
Like, guys, I've got something very important to say.
I've got something very important to say, guys.
Very important to say I just I have to be able to stand up and address the room
Your defense are a matter of you. Oh, that's not good
That's not good. It's not good right there
If I could just stand up for just a quick moment. I have something very important to tell you gentlemen very important
It's impossible.
Oh, oh.
Bear boy.
Should take you to the closet.
I don't want to go to the closet.
Oh, the kitchen was fine.
The kitchen was fine.
Mozart's Moonlight Sonata
in C major.
I
Just a quick read by gentlemen a big revive would be
Would be a great help a great help may I say?
I have something I'm something so important I need to tell you guys right have to stand up to do it
I have to stand up to do it. It's imperative. It just doesn't work if I'm laying down
We should definitely listen to them all.
Thank you sir. Thank you. That's like a reasonable man. A reasonable man.
Oh yeah, rub them up good. Rub them up good.
Oh, okay thank you guys. Okay guys, what I had to say.
I've always, I mean, I've always loved the red team.
I mean, you know what I mean guys? I mean go red team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was it.
Okay, alright.
Oh, now I see why, damn.
Hold on now, that was obvious to you, Deskbob.
It was a mistake.
Could have happened to anybody.
I say go red team.
Who's with me?
Who is with me on that?
Go red team, go red team.
Okay.
Deskbob, it's a common mistake.
I completely understand.
Oh, you know what? I think I left my phone in the kitchen. Let me just squeeze-mask you guys.
Just squeeze-mask. Oh, just gonna send me on by a-
Just send me- okay.
He's escaping!
One quick revive would be fantastic right now, guys. Just a quick one.
Just a quick revive, just one more, and I'll be out of your hair.
Completely out of your hair. You guys can get back to redness.
Oh, oh hey guys, okay, I'm just gonna squeeze I'm still I love my foot in the kitchen. I think I left my foot in the kitchen
Oh shit, $8,000
Guys I was just joking come on guys. I was just joking I was come on it was a prank
it was a prank guys come on it was a joke it was I was just joking
this didn't have a magnet oh they didn't have a magnet I didn't have a
magazine guys guys I was just joking guys come on you know me you know me
Guys, I was joking come on guys, you know me. Just tell me guys. I was just joshing. I was joshing with you
I was joshing with you
Who's a lot of guys in here? Oh, oh I can use a quick read by oh, thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you
I'm actually on the red team. They just okay
Oh
Just hold on guys just hold on one one more one more revive. I've got something very important to say I've got something very important to say
Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself. I think I'm gonna kill myself. All right. I'm gonna go ahead and kill myself
Oh, hold on wait a second wait, okay
good work boys good work all right guys guys I have successfully kept 30 guys in the red
team from making any progress for five full minutes and genius genius genius was we made
$80,000 and $80,000! That was a huge ride!
That's damn good!
That's ride!
Wheels up, boys! Wheels up!
Fucking load boys, block and load!
Oh, Mr. BMI, what's working is flippin' made good have made!
Thank you, my boy. Appreciate you, my boy.
I think it should be a man.
He's a good guy.
He's a good guy.
He's a great guy.
He's a big man.
We got to win this out of principle.
Then we guys hold on.
What are we doing?
Are we close to sucking?
Are you ready to suck it?
Oh.
Is that what I was supposed to do?
You're the sucking guy.
You're the designated sucker.
Oh, you gotta tell me when it's time to suck.
Oh, it's time to suck.
Is it time to suck?
Well, guys, we have 39 points.
We have 60 and 80.
We gotta suck right now. We gotta get a team go
What do we need to suck?
One five and four we need to get the code from them?
Drill five, we need that code boys. Let me go
I've got a team go to drill five
All right boys, all right boys, I spewed up the discord. It's only you and me brothers
We need the code from drill five
We need the code from drill five the team is counting on us. The team needs us right here right now
Like it's not boys
All right boys, we take that tower right now!
We take that tower and we die!
Charge!
For Green Team!
Got one, got one!
Ringo, Ringo, Ringo, Ringo! Ringo, Ringo!
to the north, to the north, to the north!
Someone shoot, someone shoot!
Good work, good work!
You can get in here boys, we see an empty point!
Oh, hey, current, you're here!
Hey, Mr. Current!
Where is the pilot?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, yeah, I was wondering who the pilot was. That guy's so...
Oh my, you boys right here! How about this van? How about this van? We can jump over!
Can we get on there?
Huh?
They didn't run, they didn't run!
Oh yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait!
We dropped us a thing!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Go, one, go, one!
Maybe right here. Is this work? This is work?
It's really sweet. We couldn't sit right under it. I'm gonna come on your head. Oh
Wait, we go through each other. Everybody
Oh
How the hell do we get in this place
Is there any bombs?
I got too much, I got too much.
I'm pizza decaying, okay?
Jeff!
What?
What?
Oh, is it C4?
Is there any C4?
Rene!
Has anyone gotten any C4?
We've got all the space open!
We need a sacrifice, we don't need to die and bring C4s, or grenades, or whatever the
fuck we need.
We can get a helicopter, we can fly in.
We can get a helicopter, we can fly in, yeah.
I've not seen any place where we can jump in boys, not a single spot.
Maybe we can catch them while they're open at the door.
Okay, alright.
I got you
I got you
Okay, okay. All right, okay
I'll be pleased God
We'll be fine everything's under control everything's under control
Oh, you can move Mr. Bossam, you can move Mr. Bossam.
I think it's there, I think it's there.
Did they open the door?
They opened the door.
Stop them, stop them from closing, stop them from closing.
Quickly, quickly.
Get up boys, get up!
We're back!
He being super duper serious.
Oh, we being so fucking for real right now, guys.
Oh, we serious?
Oh, we serious?
Manic!
Manic!
Oh, shoot, we got a car.
Oh, it's this one guy.
Oh, and he's dead.
Oh, give me, give me, give me your life.
So you need a couple of vibes.
Oh, 20 of us.
Yeah, I'm working on it dude. I'm working on a good shot from all sides
We got
Peanut
Okay, I got one charge on it and one battery in my backpack. That's five people
Just somebody's just take the deep in from me revive me then drop the deep in all right. He's right here. He's right here
Yeah, that road
nice to aspect theater I see that's
inspector if you're going and I'm
sticking out that is in a fucking
year of specter dude they cool oh see a
fucking hero I feel like I answered
me is that what that means you ain't
no way just make it dude fucking
default in me I'm just all right I'm
doing myself guys we're going back
early on our body get the 12-bit
helicopters that was we're getting 12
minute helicopter peanut peanut we
fucking had that if we had one see
One C4, we have a whole thing.
We have one C4, we have a whole thing.
Here's the new plan. You know what? We're not even bringing C4 this time either.
We're grabbing a 12-man helicopter and we're landing right on that roof.
How is it going on the other challenge?
We got tower one, the number was four.
Got it, got it.
Gotta get tower four now.
Here's the issue. Look at red score. Red's at 95.
Oh, shit. Okay, we've gotta grab a cell man and go right to the zone then.
Take it to the zone, boss. Take the zone right now. Take it to the zone.
Go go to the south to the south to the south to the south to the south!
Go go go!
Go go go!
That's about to whip!
Go go go go!
Go to the south now!
Now Peanut just to head up you don't have a parachute.
Courage head job you don't have a down.
All right.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Take us down nice and easy my boy.
Take us down nice and easy.
So many dead bodies.
You could tactical parachute Peanut.
What's a tactical parachute?
good tactical parachute peanut what's a tactical parachute you just jump and fall
to your death and then I revive you perhaps perhaps her chance for baby for
baby I said 42 reds in the zone we would have to drop in the zone right now
until like 10 guys look at all of our dead teammates scroll the mask we have
We have one guy in the zone.
We have one guy.
Oh, man, this is gonna go well.
This is gonna go really well.
I have a good feeling about it.
Yeah, I've got a good feeling.
I've got a good feeling.
Let's ride!
Put it down easy, my boy.
He's getting his own, baby.
Here we go, two points, two points.
Here we go.
Here we go, we should have killed, like, 20 rounds
and shoot you land.
Ready?
what are we doing what are we doing what are we not going to you guys into your car
I
Was there buddy I was there in that helicopter ceiling
I've never reached in 500k guys now that is two games. He lost the row guys. You gotta be we gotta stop up
You guys step up
I've been I've been focusing on like specific things this time
I'm gonna just lock in with the galeel and go for the circle. Okay. Okay
Cuz I've been doing I've been doing like I've been level week. I've been doing this. I've been doing that
I'm gonna be it's gonna be hot dog mode. I mean
Straight hot dog mode corn dog ketchup mustard
mode yeah large
Take a lead couple coming through those
Maybe a couple lives you've got tickets from the arcade is a show going on your mom wants you to go
You don't really want to go. I don't know why old people always want to go to the shows at the state fairs
It makes no sense
And and we lock in and we lock and we lock and we lock and we lock and we lock it and we lock it and I'm lock it
Instead of being on the same squad, why don't we each lead a squad?
And then we can talk on comms the discord and we can then we can get shit done
I the people follow us even whether we're on a squad or not because our most of our team is just
down what should we go and better to be able to see
let's go let's go let's go blue look a little blue blue blue blue blue blue blue
I'm not in shit I'm the spam time to spam yeah we have to text that we have
to text back and come on now come on now
he's been he's been it was remember there's 20 more chances you have to get
team. Why like 10 more chance to the other team. Famous, Famous. Good to get you in.
No. Yeah, once we get locked into this, I just think my ping, my ping's too high on
these servers to ever actually beat somebody.
Twitch green, everybody down, Twitch green, Twitch green,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
How did they hear that before I heard it?
This is crazy.
Oh, shit, boys, I gotta leave anyway for dinner,
So good luck.
No, no, no.
God's being too good.
Hold on, wait, what about one more game is good?
Just one more.
One more quick 15 minute game.
Just a quickie, just a quickie.
Come on.
It's gonna be 15 minutes.
It's gonna be 15 minutes.
Come on.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, Harry.
15 minutes.
All right, who are you going to dinner with?
Who are you going to dinner with?
My fiance.
Come on.
Come on.
She's not even real.
Yeah, she's not even real.
Come on, one more game.
I thought you were gonna say something like,
like, reloading.
I'm not in that lobby anymore.
Someone else.
Yeah.
Someone worth going to dinner with.
It's just your fiancee.
He kidding me.
Like my mistress.
Yeah, like your mistress.
Or the mailman.
Or, or, or,
or,
the guy from Yellow Forest hint.
Now, that's someone I'll have dinner with.
Someone on the stream go out and get her with.
I see he spins the wheel and he goes,
and he goes, ooh, or whatever.
That, you know, that's someone to go to dinner with, okay?
Beyonce, you can come on.
Come on, are you even dedicated on the game?
Are you even wanted?
You even wanted, buddy?
You guys are right.
Damn right, we're right.
I can't remember the time I was damn wrong.
Now the issue is I'm not in that game.
Are you talking about you're in the game,
you're not on the team?
No, I'm just not in that game.
Yeah, I was really excited.
Were you joking when he said green?
No, I wasn't joking.
All right, every up out, every up out.
We're just wrapping up.
We're just wrapping up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, good thing I spawned.
Get money out of the loadout!
How do you get APCs?
Is it some of you buy or is this spawned for the team?
It spawns, I think.
I said the new thing in the chat.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
A battle farm?
Battle farm?
Yeah, by the way, it's a tag ABC is not what it is
My bugger leaders told me that my bugger leaders told me it's a it's a it's a tag. It's a tag
The the transport vehicle we can spawn on yeah, it's a tank sure
Niggner energy
What?
Big nerd big nerds
the biggest nerds okay okay all right okay all right okay all right we prefer
scope around here how's it a tank how's it a tank it's got nothing on it you
You're like, does it say with the right emphasis?
That was excellent, Mr. Courage.
That was excellent.
That was excellent.
Beautiful, beautiful.
I've joined the game and the correct team.
I'm not in the correct team yet.
I'm still figuring it out.
I mean, it's very long.
I'm not in the correct team, but I'm literally
the guy that sent you guys the information.
This makes no sense.
This makes literally no sense.
Oh, I got it.
OK.
I'm still out of the game.
Keeping my screen hidden?
Keep your screen hidden, keep your screen hidden.
Oh, you wait, you want me to do, I'm a leak, I'm a leak.
I'm going to leak the server without, don't you guys have screens that nobody knows what color I am?
And then everybody will join the other colors, yeah?
Alright, we're in server 340!
Server 340!
340, 340!
Hopefully nobody can tell what's team I'm on based on context clues or something.
Okay.
I think it's obvious which team I'm on.
There's only one team that's locked.
Oh shit!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
I'm in!
There we go!
Why did we leave you all? Well, it'll be leaked anyway.
I think I'm gonna start with some helicopter action.
Fuck you, Bonnie!
We gave it our all last round!
I'm making you a squad, making you a squad?
What?! Fuck you!
Oh
Oh the squad oh hold on I'm gonna get my kit together here. I click joint squad. It just doesn't do anything
Maybe you could get harder
You really give it really put your back into it
Really put your back into it really put your back into it
Archie my back and hitting it arch arch your back arch your back
Nothing no nothing
But it's okay well hold on now we just say it wait wait wait hold on please say it
We tried taking a picture with your pussy out with your panties pulled to the side of the 25 degree angle with your elbow over
I miss you.
Thanks.
Have you tried the new one?
Have you tried? Never. No, did it work?
No, I've never tried that one before.
That one also didn't work.
Okay, um, let me try that.
Hold on, wait.
Let me try the groom.
Look at my tower this time.
She wants you to watch.
Not it.
I haven't restarted the group yet. I'm still buying myself.
I'm gonna be ready to get it from the squad.
I need a helicopter wait it shows me the squad
let it run on your lap that it's still these you could do
it's a visual bug oh yeah it's a visual bug you're actually in yeah I think so I see we're all
orange right now I love this one we're good we're good you're not wait hold on wait wait let me in
I
Did I blow I do it much
All right, let's ride guys this time. Yes, you all focus on the other thing
I should go capture one of the towers of the code right now before they get set up. Yeah
For tower one
Oh, the tower's not open yet.
10 minutes?
Are you paying on map for me?
The tower's not open for 10 minutes?
Can we even get the code?
Yeah, let's see.
Let's go to the code for 10 minutes.
Wait, can you still get the code or no?
I don't think so.
You have to activate the tower to do the code.
I'm pretty sure.
Oh!
If you hover, it says cool down for nine minutes.
Oh, I'm going to flip you so hard later.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're right to the zone then.
Right in the zone.
Right in the zone, boys.
Fuck you.
15 minutes.
I'm going all out for the next 15 minutes,
and then I'm leaving you guys.
No, we courage to just abandon your family in your wife
Please
Just go to the big CZ on the map to the left. Yes, we want to be a G a G
No, no, no, no. Oh shit. I'm dropping out boys. I'm going for
Right oh
Oh my god.
Hey boys.
I'm going to get a point.
I'm telling you please.
I know this is a joke.
I know you think it's a joke.
Please consider abandoning your family and your fiance
to play video games with us online.
It would be a magical experience.
It would be a magical experience as well.
Honestly, I have a calculator.
You can always want to date with your fiance at any time.
But when are you going to be able to experience the second day
of the War Dogs beta?
Think about it.
Yeah, you buy up like a 200 memories with your fiance already going today
Hey honey, um, Enut, Habibi, and gimmick, uh, say for me to abandon you and play video games with them all night.
Abandoned?
We never said abandoned.
Who? Okay, alright.
We said it was her answer.
It's not abandoned.
So who was it? You do it with love.
There is no way your wife just mean mugged us. You kidding me?
Enut, Habibi, and gimmick.
With love.
With love.
With love.
And not abandon.
And peanut! And peanut!
Love it!
We love it!
No, no, no, no.
You we don't end up banna is that you want to make memories with us tonight
You guys I'm so sorry courage his wife. I'm so sorry
If you're not a real housewife or a Bravo superstar she doesn't know who you are. I'm sorry
What the hell yeah, I'm sorry the hell
Well, she's got to love Island.
Guys, let me be gimmick.
We just love so much, Aura.
I don't even want to talk about it.
We just love so much, Aura, right here.
Should I?
Should we have a few Aura lives?
And instead, like, try to get on Love Island?
100%.
100%.
If you were on Love Island, she
would know everything about you.
You're instead playing with the Wardogs day two beta.
On the same season.
Did she let you not go to dinner?
Nope, I still have about 13 minutes left to play wait
Oh, we'll be on the next season of Love Island if she lets you play this game
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I tell her we'll all apply to Love Island if she lets you play tonight
Okay, I'll apply live on stream. You tell them everything
All your personal info?
Oh
We'll actually apply we'll actually apply if you let you
Yeah, we'll actually apply if she lets you play tonight. Like to be honest
I feel like you guys want me more than she does so this is
I got this really cool bracelet in Kazumel and I'll give it to her really
Yeah, it's like it's really cool. It's very it's like
I have a magnet from Cancun I'll give her the magnet from Cancun um yeah, I I um I um I
Have the frog the golden frog from the Vtuber award. I'll give her that
Oh, holy shit, that's actually a lot of money.
That might be worth it, because I could probably turn around and sell that and that might pay for the honeymoon.
Oh jeez.
Oh jeez.
Oh, holy.
Yeah, so with that said, I got 12 minutes left, boys, so.
We're, we're, we're, we're, we're...
We're, but look at this, we got 39 people in the zone right now.
This is good.
I know we're locked in, we're locked in.
When this shit's gonna be an easy honestly the thing that hurts most is leaving on gimmick's birthday. That's what her
Me more than it hurts you
Yeah, she's gonna know she's gonna definitely know who that is now because he applied to the little island
There's a giant helicopter flying way above us. Yeah, I see that
We're the hell of the other teams that we're just owning the zone right now. Nobody's even here
You're getting the towers
Honestly though like if you just stay focused on the hot zone and just ignore the towers
Is that the meta right now? It could be the meta every team out of the oh my gosh
I'm jumping. Well, I mean, I feel like if you set up a really good base and you can hold the zone
Like you can suck it the whole time. I feel like you can't beat that
That's got to be like the real real matter, but nobody knows how to do that enough nobody knows how to do that
Yeah, yeah, right now the meta is this eventually that will be eventually that will be better when everybody
Understands how to work together and get that done quick and keeping keeping time
Last game we we were in the base building phase the red team had like seven mortar shelling us and we were just getting slammed
We had like no supplies no respawns
There's definitely gonna be
Get out of the way, oh hey, hit it!
Oh, hit it again!
Oh, hit it again!
Hit it again!
You've got to eat in your zone alive.
Yeah, I'm moving, I'm moving.
This is the thing about eating in here,
what all the half of the team's about to get out.
Take the boys up, drop in the boys off,
y'all gotta keep following them, you gotta remind them.
You're the leaders.
You're one of us too.
No, no, no.
Don't be a bully boss.
I'm bringing the bungalowers over dude,
I'm flying them over.
I'm gonna leave the bomb squad. Is that what you said? You want to say yesterday?
Aren't you? Is that you? Is that what you're handling?
Well, why? Why aren't the bomb squad?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
So what you're trying to cover? CAUSE YOU ME!
What the hell?
Jesus Christ.
Please love me
Okay, I give up sir. Can you say we do that tower over there so I can kill them all?
Thank you, sir. Thank you sir. Oh my god, holy crap
I can get you there. Hold on.
Get the fuck out!
How do I get RPG?
I am only one RPG's mother.
I'm a left type. Somewhere by a man.
Yeah, wait, wait.
I think I'm dead.
Wait, wait.
How do I get the RPG?
Yeah, how do I get that?
Get the shit on.
You guys, did you mean to figure out how to take the RPG?
I'll put the tower. That's when the tower's salad.
Not your D-Fib.
Ward's XP. How do you know he has a D-Fib?
Yeah, that's a good question.
Here we go, alright.
How you like that, you son of a bitch?
Hey, we're gonna have to cross this. I'm going right now.
Fuck you!
Peanut, watch the back blast! Watch the back blast!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
How do you like-
Close left, close left.
BAD, YOU SON OF A BEDGE!
Oh, my face!
Huh?
I need some more rockets.
Any meds? Any meds?
I'm all good at meds, I'm all good at meds.
Wait, this is actually the best start we've ever had.
Hey, we're all the people at-
We're just gaining school right now, nobody's doing anything.
I feel like some of the teams are just building their base honestly
Yeah, that's why we're going to shoot
I'm gonna get you son of a bitch!
I kidnapped one of the residents and tried to use him
How do you like?
Oh shit, how do you like?
I just stayed in the front of the house
You son of a bitch!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
We're killing it, okay we got 20 so now we have the Fava unlocked
Oh man.
Oops.
Oopsie.
I'm just hanging around.
I don't feel like you do anything.
This is a full server.
I should have worn all the other jeeps on.
We just gotta hang around.
You're doing pretty good.
That's a lot of talent.
Oh yeah, they got the hell of a job.
They did what we hit a bump on that last time.
I see a dude that got helly.
He's a dude that got helly.
Sir, will you fly me over there so I can put a rocket that way down?
You see that guy in the second window right there on the side of that tower?
I see a dude that's flying by and shooting his rocket launcher.
Let's go, hop in, hop in.
Thank you, brother, thank you, my boy.
Let's see how this guy likes this.
Let's see how this guy likes this.
Oh, he's flying right at us.
Real funny guy.
Real funny guy.
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God, it's kamikaze!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
I got one rocket I see you to give me the right next to that window
we got guys in here we got guys in here
white white square it's right under that the window right under that
It's gonna be there, it's gonna be there.
It's gonna be there.
Here we go, here we go!
Yeah!
You can make it!
I don't know how much that guy has.
Oh.
He died.
Oh my God.
He died, bud.
But we can get him on the way.
We got him.
Excellent work, boys, excellent work.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Be careful you ought to be very careful
Y'all make mistakes in the heat of passion
I'm losing so much money I'm losing so much money
No, I'm all good. I
I'll fly you just hop in. I'm an expert pilot. We're gonna land on top of that building. We're gonna fuck us
We're laying on top of that town boys, we're laying on top of that. So we're dealing with that man
We're staying in the circle we are hot dog in these point
Oh my god. Oh my god. Don't. Don't worry. Papa Peter's going to get it. Stay safe. Don't
you worry. Yeah. Do you have a do you have a family, sir? Give a family. Now we're going
to run an ammo. Do you have a family waiting for you back at home after this war is over?
I got two cats, um, I got two names.
You might want to call them, sir.
You might want to call them.
Hold on, we got the cat phone.
You might want to tell them one last goodbye.
I want to just call them up.
Just give them a quick signal.
They can't answer, man.
They got no phones.
So leave a voicemail.
You got about 30 seconds to leave a voicemail, soldier.
Before we're on top of that tower, brother.
Well, I get lowed.
Oh fuck!
Yeah!
Alright! Come right!
Here we go, my boy!
No! No! No!
Again!
Look, look at some, look at some!
Look at some!
Alright, alright, alright!
No! No! No!
Oh my god!
It won't work!
It won't work!
I gotcha!
I gotta go around!
I
Let's watch it. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you
Oh
We'll get a gun people will kill this whole tower don't do very much
They look pretty good!
You already got three of them!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
Oh god!
Oh god!
I got two Mr. Samu!
Don't you worry boss!
Bumpings can take area!
Fuck Vincent, take care of you, Mr. Samu! Not too many bikes!
Gotcha!
Alright, alright, alright, let's get the air.
Take it!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my, if it wasn't for this fuck-ass sniper, we would be killing it right now, boys.
We would be killing it!
And it's a comic-con sky be careful shabu
Be back in little bit of back
When we're coming we're even boys what we're doing we're even he's got it one more boys
Shabu I
Got just I got to shabu don't you worry much
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Jimbo, Jimbo!
You can't move, you can't move!
Jimbo, we gotta climb down the back ladder.
We gotta get down there and kill these snipers.
Okay, I'm 5 inch speed of fucking tree.
We need that helicopter. It's beeping. We can probably see that thing now.
We need to get down. Please.
Wait, our team is under us. They're gonna clear it for us.
You're gazed like that. You're gazed like that.
Do we know that separate?
Where is he? Where is he?
Oh yeah, I see these up the other tower. Yeah, I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him.
He's doing the same thing we are, but do we get slightly better?
Yeah, a little bit better, a little bit better. He was more prepared.
A little more reinforcements.
A little more prepared than we were. That's okay, we're doing fine.
We're doing fine with what we got, with the cards we were down.
Oh, I'm one done. I am one done.
Oh my god, he's relentless.
Get out of here!
get out
Who the hell is this guy?
They're too safe breaking time
Come on, I got a drill
You guys should just get out of this other company
We gotta shoot them out
What are you doing?
I'm willing to do my work
Oh fuck me
I got too good, I got too much
I got too much!
I got too much!
I got too many!
I'm gonna chop her?
It's a high-capacity battery, too.
Oh my god, there's temperatures everywhere.
What's the meaning of a fob?
You mean a fob we can build with?
Help me, help me, help me, a yellow, help me, a yellow, help me!
It'll be very hot out if you bought us a fob, a tower of...
Tower one, tower one.
Fob at tower one?
We already have a fob, we can say it, hold on.
We might have captured their fob, I see it being square on us.
Is that the meaning of a fob?
Yeah, we have a fob, we have a fob.
Oh, fantastic!
Oh, it's a serpent.
What's the meaning of a hammer?
Anybody got a hammer?
This is like we do that boys just like we do it up
I don't know. I'm gonna start building some walls. We're gonna be nice and safe. Don't you worry boys. You want the second
You must leave the couch in the fall back boys. We don't have a fob anymore
We have to go down there and counter that fob, gentlemen!
We have to go down there and counter that fob back.
Usually we can build defensive and see sniper rifles.
Let's run! Let's run!
Look at that blue jude gun
Me courage courage. Where's the fireman? Where's the bomb?
You gotta find that Bob wish you gotta find that Bob quick needs right here
Who the hell is that bomb at?
Who the hell is this bomb at?
I haven't seen anywhere.
We got some jams going on.
Oh he's fired the bomb, fired the bomb!
Did you see that?
Give me a peep, give me a peep, give me a peep!
Hey, how you doing?
Oh, alright, oh, is it me?
Oh, is it me?
Oh, shit, you're doing this!
Oh
That's a father father father father study your boys study I got it. I got it
Yeah, I think you guys I think boys they kept it. It's on us boys. It's on us boys. We're gonna come
Oh my god, I had the perfect spot too. I had the perfect spot. Courage Courage, there's
one red guy down there. If you can come kill him and revive me, I have the bomb. I can
capture him. Come kill this guy. He's right on my dead body in the corner right behind
the farm.
Oh, uh, there's VW did not just fall off the building and I had a parachute and it didn't
pull fast enough.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
My key around.
I did my line.
Oh, thank you so much, carriage.
Who do I make the check out?
Who do I make the check out for saving me in this trying time?
I did half the work.
I did half the work.
I did half the work.
I did half the work.
I did half the work.
I did half the work.
I did half the work.
I did half the work.
I did half the work.
Very low on ammo, I'm going down it.
I'm coming dude, I'm coming.
Oh!
He's hacking it, he's hacking it!
I'm coming down from the top, it takes a little time.
He's hacking it, Mr. gimmick, he's hacking it!
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly!
I got our own fog in here.
Wait, what?
We're different towns, we're different towns, Lies.
I'm out of here.
We got this, we got this.
We shoot the Mississippi supervisors, we kill that guy, we capture the fob, we build this type of things up and boom!
We're invincible.
We live forever!
What are the drops for? Oh no.
I don't know.
Oh
Beautiful fiance who's definitely real I promise she's real I don't believe it to be
No, she's not real
I think we're over taking it. I think we're over taking it. I'm right behind the box. Just relax it. Oh, I got you. Oh, thank you. Good chair. Thank you. Good chair.
Mr. gimmick how's it looking out here?
I think we're over taking it. I think we're over taking it. I'm right behind the box just relax it. Oh
I got you. Oh, thank you. Good shit. Thank you. Good shit
There's a pile of bodies back here
Don't worry. No worries. Don't worry. Don't worry. What's giving?
Thank you. Good job. Beautiful. I went back to be captain. Is that it now?
Should we do it? No, we did not. We did not. I'm hacking it. I'm hacking it.
Oh, you should leave me. Oh, please. I'm hacking it.
A little bit of light. Keep hacking.
What are you going to get done?
What are you going to get done? Wait, hold boys. Hold on. What are you going to get done?
This is not so easy.
75% done!
Hold, hold, hold!
Hold!
No!
Give it!
I'm gonna get, psst!
Give it!
Psst, give it!
I'm dead too.
I'm fantastic.
I'm aware that, oh, they came up on the bottom
round level.
Fantastic!
What a sweet breed!
Well, I'm killing myself.
We were close!
I was 75% the way down with that hacking. Oh my goodness that would have that would have moved mounted right there
But see that would have been a game changer. I couldn't move. I could have gone out and covered you guys, but I was really stuck
Really stuck in that hole. Yeah, I'll buy a helicopter for us and we can play actually it would be
Oh, let me be a baby. Let me be very hot out if you pick this up and took us back to Tower one
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Take me away, Mr. Hibibi, take me away.
Don't unlock it yet, don't unlock it.
Alright, unlock it.
I'm in.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Alright, we go right back to the tower, we kill everyone on the ground floor, and
then hopefully the 50 Stifers that never had fathers growing up don't kill us while
we hack it.
Take it, we build sniper defense.
And boom, we win.
Yeah?
Boom bang, boom bang, boom bang, boom.
Boom bang, boom bang, boom.
I mean, guys, just by the way, boom boom,
we're low on the water right now.
Mm-hm.
We got a 52 point head start.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
We got the escape of the bank.
You got the escape.
We've got to hold that lead.
You think the tower boss was shot with it?
And, uh, it's tower one.
Tower one.
The one dropping off.
Roger Roger that sounds good. That's not a good one
It's a water
God change it up a little bit up
I'm not gonna make this fucking parachute dude. Hold up forward momentum to parachutes
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
It's such bullshit.
They really do.
It's so, it's just, it's a joke.
It's a fucking joke.
I bet you did not, did not deploy.
Well, same difference, whether it did or didn't.
We were fucked.
They needed to have the ability to swoop.
It's insane.
There's a secondary.
It's insane.
Oh no, there's a secondary.
Yeah, you lose, buddy, because we die.
Yes, stop fucking your parachute up.
Get going.
Hold on now, guys.
Guys, there is a secondary parachute.
Have any of us tried it?
No, maybe.
Oh, maybe that's it.
It's a sport parachute.
It can be controlled, it says.
And the first one cannot be controlled.
So yeah, this is what you're looking for right here.
It's 10 times the price.
I would have buy the sport fairs to and see you it's crack-a-lackin
That might be it that would make sense. Wait hold on. You don't need we can spot. I don't know just fun
Take the Bob take this Bob. It's fun. It's fun. Oh, you good. Take it. We go right to tower one
Yeah, we sweep our way through
Being bang, but big babe boom big babe boom. I see it's that to other tower in front of us
He keeps sniping us and that's what's making so hard to capture this place
Yep, 100%.
We still got a presence at Tower One.
There's a lot of supplies. We didn't build a huge base right here.
Technically, we own Tower One. We took it.
Uh, no, not anymore. I know it's green, but it's not our farm for some reason.
I don't know why it's green.
Yeah, is there like multiple layers?
I think there's multiple layers like an onion.
Like an onion?
Yeah.
Listen, but I just know that we did not have the farm there.
It wouldn't let me build.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't have the green square, right?
Yeah, does it have the green square?
Do we have multiple fobs?
I think we do have multiple fobs.
It was real multiple fobs.
There's a crashed helicopter on the roof and smoke grenades.
It's just going down at that tower one, and we got bodies.
Like the ogre.
It's okay, it's not safe.
It's definitely not safe.
We have the drill, not the fob.
That's what's going on.
That's why it's green.
Got it. Yeah, the drill symbols green got it. Okay. Now. I don't know why they put the file on the bottom floor
I mean whoever's building that parents are probably cousins, but it makes no difference. We have to get there
I got a guy with C4 right here sounds good soldier sounds good
Oh my god. Oh my god. What? What? What? What? What?
Thank you, Mr. Red, thank you, Mr.
I'm on it, soldier!
I'm with me, I get that bitch and get that bomb!
Okay, alright, hold on now.
Hold on now.
Okay.
Alright, okay.
Okay, alright.
Perfect. Perfect. They in the door! They're in that door!
Mr. Possum, thank you. There will be a $10 tip for you after you're done.
Oh my God, this guy made me from a pig so far!
No, that guy was pretty close. That guy that started you was pretty close.
I'm not certain where he was, but I've got to feel it. He was pretty nearby.
I've got to eat there, but I'm down.
Oh, oh, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe.
We're safe, we're safe!
Oh, we're going up.
Ah, perfect.
Hey, Jeng, is anyone still alive in the area here?
Yeah, I can smell him.
Oh.
You're not talking about us.
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Oh, Mr. Gibbick!
Either one!
Mr. Gibbick!
Mr. Gibbick!
Oh, Mr. Gibbick!
Talk at the discord, dumbass!
All right!
I'm fucking going to smash him!
Okay, all right.
Can you come? Can you come over here?
I got your buddy! I got your buddy!
Hold on! Thank you! Thank you!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Come on, boys! Get in! Get in!
I'm not here! I'm not moving an inch! Don't you worry!
Oh
Hold on I fourth time's job boys fourth time is the job
Oh never mind he's dead too
Okay, I'll kill myself
We're going back boys. We're going back. Let me be gimmick. I have lost all of my money in the last 10 minutes
Hold on. Don't you think I'm without me boss?
I've made zero money, and I have lost like 30,000
Pear shoots and let's go!
Wait, wait, oh, I've got my sport pear shoot!
Find this bad boy out and see what's good for you with crackle acting.
We going back to town one?
Wait, if you take us back to...
I don't know if that's a good idea actually.
Wait, take us to...
You want fuck it drop us a double down one. I'm just gonna lay on top
So they're gonna do something good idea
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean drop me up on top of town what I'm gonna pay shoot down
I'll kill all the red people and then I'll capture the base
and the enemy safe to come on over.
We're dropping down over to tower one.
Yo, Joan, tower one's in the zone.
We're dropping off and killing everybody.
We're taking tower one.
We're dropping up, I'm dropping down one, boys,
and killing every red that's there.
That's what I'm talking about.
Can we get a less red?
Let's ride!
Bucking in, boys, lock it in.
Oh, it does not look safe on Tubham Tower, right?
Oh, oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, we're safe! We're safe!
Oh
No, no, no, all right. Well time to die again cost me money again P. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I got you money again. You dropped me outside of the tower
I'm sorry
You mean you didn't want to go to tower one this is my last gift before I have zero dollars
I'm coming back to HQ to pick you up again.
Thank you, good job.
I'm gonna top you off on the fucking floor this time.
We gotta get that tower ship out.
We gotta take that tower.
I don't know how though.
I just got out.
What about land on top?
Did I land on top?
Well, I mean, the cocked blues are sniping us.
So even when we do kill the Reds at Tower One,
we got the wooden chair gentleman over here
absolutely destroying our ranks.
There's not really a way to win Tower One.
Maybe we go for Tower 5 instead, get them, and then go over to Tower 1?
What do you think?
That's a good question.
I feel like that's a good idea.
That's a pretty good idea.
But you just ping me where you want to get dropped off, and I'll drop off.
Okay.
Or are you back to Tower 1, or what?
We let Cuck Team 1 and Cuck Team 2 sit in their towers while we go zone.
That's also good. That's also good.
That could work. That could work.
That could work.
But, oh, you go through that and then we'll force them.
Where's the pink to remove their Chastity Belts?
And, uh, and come over the zone.
There we go.
Genius! Genius, genius, genius!
there we go there we go all right all right
What?
But this guy's smoking crack.
I don't know what he's talking about.
I'm hopping at boys!
Oh my goodness snipers be
You gonna go just sit in the whole time
Then perhaps perhaps we could do some water for the diapers
Yeah, if I get on the battle here right now. Oh, this guy's packet. Oh my this guy's level 3 armored level 3 helmet
Who is it SVD
Whoa!
Hey, you know this is in the game!
Do you see this, boys?
Holy dingle?
This guy was packing! I-I-I-I-I got an SVD right now!
That is your SVD, Mr. Mothra.
They're riding, guys!
Huh?
Okay, little Pee-Yah-Me or Pee-Yah-Lo-Pee but they're snipers!
And I got one of my own!
I
Wanted a boss to get an attack chopper. I'm sure oh, I'm learn how to fly this thing pretty nicely
He's every add oh
Googes that again
85
I'm gonna get you.
Keep fighting.
Oh!
Where'd ya?
Oh!
Now I got you back in.
Now I got you.
This thing is nice. This thing is nice. I now would die. Oh shit.
Little bit of healing. Little bit of healing. Nothing too brash. No worries. It's a small
on the road just in sense
You look like a cashier
It's very nice
It's all very good in sick
I
Not don't listen to him. I'm not do not listen to him is lying
Oh God! Oh God! Oh no!
Where am I getting shot from? How do these people see me and I don't see them? I got the damn sight back!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Fuck you, Cashew guy! I just got a guy!
Fuck yeah.
That's what I'm saying. Thanks, boss. You know what? You know what? You get out of here, chief. You get out of here.
You're a good man. You get out of here. You get out of here. You get out of here, chief. Get out of here.
That was your car, man, right there.
Okay, well, that was not me. You guys don't know that one, chief.
Uh, no. No, I cannot. Thank you for letting me know the concern. Thank you.
Ah, fantastic, fantastic.
Hold on now. Hold on now. This might be the best gun of the century right here.
Hold on now. This might be the whopper. This might be the whopper right here.
We'll be packing, we'll be packing, it'll be the packing.
We're going to that town boys, we're taking it for green game.
I
You shut up, I'm trying to focus
Oh
Plus one yeah, I mean
You missed the first shot again. No, no, I'm not certain maybe but probably not you probably like
Who's a good
Oh
This guy's sticking around up there
This guy's sticking around me sticky sticky little bugger
Oh
We had good good with they say this is nice
I
Got you gonna go to worry I'll pull it back for the break of death. Oh no, no, I'm the one dragon
don't you know what he come for? Oh, she's nothing.
Hey guys, I'm a liar. Fuck it, let's ride!
Alright, okay, okay, okay, okay. Alright, did I do something? Did I? Did I? Did I upset the guns?
I must have said I must have said I must have been a terrible
Terrible gentleman in my last life before I was being coordinated
Something has been done because there was five
Absolute morons running right next to me and that guy popped out toes
Thank you, mr. Ghost you're a good man
I love you. I love you, Mr. Ghost.
We're back!
Little bit of healing. Little bit of healing.
Oh!
Oh, that guy's giving $500 for a revive.
Oh, Mr. Wind, I'm coming!
Don't you worry, Mr. Wind. Pop a piece on the way.
Oh, he's gonna get you.
Probably he's gonna get you.
Excellent landing, sir.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm gonna go in.
I'm gonna go in.
I'm gonna go in.
I'm gonna go in.
I'm gonna go in.
I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
You don't tell me, you don't tell me, take away.
I'm gonna get you to carry it.
I got you boss, I got you, I got you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh god.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh god, I got you boys, I got you.
Don't you worry I got too much
It's much
Oh, no, oh god. No, I don't I got too much
Okay, I will all right. Well you're on your own
I'm out of deep in charge of teeth. That's gonna be all you big man. That is all you big man
All right, all right, I warmed up the wall behind him. Hold on. Let's say it that type of the real guy
okay all right hold on wait hold on we say it hold on the wall wasn't dead
yet I didn't see them come more time I could use a quick revive quick revive
if you can find it your heart to help them out
this is the first time I've seen this
oh, Mr. Gimbal, Mr. Gimbal, Mr. Gimbal, Mr. Gimbal, Mr. Gimbal, Mr. Gimbal, Mr. Gimbal.
please, please, please, please,
help me!
thank you Mr. Masuka
oh, all right well,
okay, okay
well, it was fun while last, it was fun while last, the SVD was a great time
Mr. Gimbal
are you in a hurry?
Mr. Gimbal, Mr. Gimbal, I'm Paris
I appears I was on the front lines. I saw things you wouldn't believe my brothers beside me
Foul with me. Yeah, captain went down with the ship. We gave it all to him. We gave it all
We took a lot of dirty reds with us. I'll tell you that right now
I'm in a hell you right now
Come on boys!
Get in the car, get in the car!
Run, run, run!
Give me a car, give me a car! Do you know how to fly this thing?
I've never crashed a helicopter, I'm not even joking.
Hell yeah!
Success rate.
Where are we going, excuse me?
Are we going back to that tower?
We're going to the zone.
Ah, dude, I mean we could go back to the tower,
but I think we need to do a little zone work.
Yeah we do, we do. Let's go to the zone.
these guys hold these towers like nuts more damage like
I don't understand how they're so good to hold these towers
100 guys on stuff we played swell we looked around we
dude these guys
It's because we were getting snipe from the other towers both teams. I would push their tower
I'd get inside and then I'd get shot from behind and so I'd have to push in deeper and it would be
I put me in the danger zone. Oh, I got like in in there multiple times
But it's because we're it's a double donkey situation. Oh, it's a certified double donkey situation, huh?
It's a double D. I see I see fuck all these guys. We go to the zone. We let them
jerk each other off each other's beams inside tower one tower five we go to the zone we get the poison with the game
Come on
Easy peasy now. He's mad. Why does the helicopter always beard of the right for me?
I
Can't all right, you don't boys jump. Oh
Where's the there's a hot job dad
That will lie to you gimmick the sport the sport very shoot you control it, but it ain't much better
much better. Are you guys dropped out with the month and I still somehow took
damage despite pulling my parachute like 10 minutes ago. I pulled my
parachute yesterday and I took damage. Follow me, follow me boys. You didn't die, did you?
No, no, I only took like 20 damage. I'm all good.
I'm entering the house as soon as you speak.
Yeah
We have internet a hot dog enemy territory
Or amacutra the points ever cut the points we got it. We got it. We got 32 guys in the zone
Now we're cooking boys now we're cooking here. We go here. We go
But what's the other way this this is the move was left those two two teams rock the towers work all the point
Okay, hold on wait a minute wait a second. Hold on wait a minute. There's a sniper
Fantastic fantastic. You're not gonna believe all yep. Yeah, no way
No, you wouldn't say a sniper. I know I know
I hope he doesn't get aids. Oh my god, that would be horrible. Oh
Don't get a turn. Don't get a I would be beside myself
I don't even sign myself. I would be beside myself. Oh my god. I
I don't know what I would do. I don't know what I would do if that sniper got aids right now
Oh my god, I would be bad because that's what I do not want that happen
I do not want that to happen it would be horrible. Oh
I couldn't say I would be able to sleep tonight. I would I wouldn't either I wouldn't either I'd be up all night thinking about it
I'd be up all night thinking about it. Oh my god
Wow, wow
Would that be a fan? Oh?
Dad oh god D8 deep dead a BB. What do you mean good? Is it because I did not want to be bomb specialist today all of a sudden good
What happened to my friend?
How do you feel?
Guys, we all just quit. We all just ran out of the surf.
What are we doing?
I'm not certain.
No, hold on, sir. Hold on. Listen,
I was coming to do peace talks
with the blue team.
I was coming to do peace talks
with the blue team, and this guy just randomly
started shooting me. Ridiculous.
Listen.
Hold on. Listen, I was coming to do peace talks.
I was coming to do diplomatic
diplomatic peace talks with the blue team and then I got shot let me take the
you and we'll hear about this unless of course I get a quick revive and I can just
get out of here and I can just get out of here here I come they told me to come
for the peace talks and look at me now look at me no you were not the
diplomat for the blue team I was supposed to talk to a Harold G a
Harold G is that you?
Oh
Hold on listen, I see the quick revive guys used to quick revive. I'll be right. I'll be out of your hair
I should head on out of here. Oh
Just a just a quick eat just a quick eat
I came over from the docks, I'm not even shoestring, suddenly I'm getting shot.
Listen, listen, I came over the peace talks and I could have swore I saw you reaching.
My eyes may have deceived me, if they did, my apologies, but I could have swore I saw
you reaching.
I could have swore I saw you reaching.
That was just startled.
I was told that you were in the road, you weren't in the road, all of a sudden.
Okay, so this is all one big discommunication.
Okay, I can really understand.
Let's just re...
No, I said I did want you to get eggs.
I said I didn't.
I said specifically that I did not want you to get eggs.
I said no, please don't get eggs.
I was gonna res you, but then you said you wanted to get eggs.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I said, no, I said please don't.
You have to go back to the mod and say, I said, don't do it.
Don't get eggs.
Is this just another one of those big misunderstandings?
Big misunderstandings, big misunderstandings.
Huge, huge misunderstanding, huge misunderstanding.
I mean, I'm just, guys, I'm so sorry
for the misunderstanding.
Wow, it's just, what a day we've had.
What a day we've had.
Let's just all revive each other.
Let's just go back to our posts.
We'll be happy campers.
Mr. Quick Revive, I'll be back.
Team, you guys go back to the blue team, everybody's at me.
I would appreciate it if I could keep that Del'El.
That would be quite stupendous. Quite stupendous.
Just a quick revive. A quick revive.
Can you have a revive?
I think I'm some defibrillator. Oh, thank you good chef. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you good chef. I'm just gonna grab Michael Lill. I'm just gonna grab. Okay. I'm just gonna head on out of here
Okay, hold on. Wait hold on now hold on now
It's funny what happens to me
Thank you, Mr. Ghost! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Ghost. You're a good man.
All right, I'm killing myself. Okay. Oh! Mr. Farmer Bill, my boy, my good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy. Present to my wife! And Mr. Frosty Cool, my boy, my good man, good man!
What do you think you boys?
Be change your minds.
Boys, I have to say I've been in diplomatic peace talks with the blue team.
Come back anytime.
What's the outcome?
They do not want peace.
Are you saying that's a million?
Oh, okay.
They do not want peace.
Okay.
Hey, go.
Then we fucking take them down.
Then we take them down.
Then we take them down.
I can take them down.
No, we take them down.
Damn right, you know.
We're good.
Damn right.
We take, we take their lives.
We take their lives.
We see the last one of them.
Not only do we take their lives, but we fucking do it live
Fuck it
Boys are getting points by the way. I don't know what you guys are doing
diplomatic peace talk to the blue team barge
We're taking it circle circles
What what what it's on the edge it's on the edge we need more mint
I've got three guys coming with me right now in this heavy truck. Oh, shit. This is not a small heli. Okay
He was a little different
We're good. We're good
to the hot zone. I'm number one on the team right now. You have to take me to the hot zone.
I'm on it, boss! I'm on it!
Don't you worry. I'm going to take you to say nice and easy.
Here we go. Here we go. Hot jump drop right now.
It's easy. It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
Oh shit! I made a chip! I made a chip! I made a chip!
Oh god!
Not good!
It's pushing! It's pushing!
She went pretty just like I had.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Little beep is a little beep.
Little beep never hurt anyone.
It's a little beep.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Jesus Christ.
He's the waze.
And I am.
my left ride how we get this place mr. puppy do you want to get this place
how we get here how do we get it here
I have nothing to do with you.
You can get him out of here.
Oh, perfect.
Okay, um, oh, word?
Word? Word? Word?
Ah, sandbag.
My mortal enemy.
My mortal enemy.
Oh, I've been beefing for years.
Damn it, I...
Big feud. Big feud.
Thank you, Mr. Poppy. Thank you, good job.
Thank you, Mr. Bobby. You've got your country a great service. You've got your country a great service, Mr. Bobby
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, where did you word?
All right, okay. All right, word word word word word word word word word word word word word word
All right, okay. All right sounds good sounds good
Thank you mr. Ghost you're a very kind man
Does anyone know how to get in here?
Oh, let's get in there boys
Oh
Well, Mr. Sandbag again
I'm going to run right to the left. I'm going to run right to the left. Go around those
I'm gonna kill Mr. Sandbag.
Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
Mr. gimmick, Mr. gimmick.
You got a bunch of them.
Mr. gimmick.
Psst. Psst.
Give me a second.
You can job by my buddy.
I got you. I got you.
I'll give you about $50 for the leatheribos be right now.
Fifty spectos.
We're getting like, we're getting airstruck or something.
It's one of the stuff that's reneged over the walls and they're perfect grenades.
I mean this guy's, he's got an angle or something.
Cutter for Jack.
You need to grab a recicitator.
Oh, I need to call the recilior.
The recilior.
I believe it's the real name.
The reciliousus.
The tag in the crate.
The reciliousus.
We got the recici.
Are you getting revived?
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
There's people on the left holding in there.
We got to push.
We got to go in there, go left,
and kill the guys on the left, ASAP.
100%.
I like how you can see we're gonna go to the zone we just don't want to jump.
We're sliding back.
Well, we did.
We did, dude.
I need to pull it.
Every time we see one another zone, okay.
We're all dead over here.
We're all dead.
I had four guys on me and we're all looking at the fucking sand back in front of me.
Maybe you guys, you got, you got, you got, you got the hot, you got the
I'm working on it, dude
Stopping some boys off. Where are you guys? What's our we're on tower one?
We're all just hanging together so good. I'm ready. Get ready. I'm ready
Boys need your help yet
It was gonna pick you guys up and then you guys all run inside to the left okay boys
Three one quick second. We have a little bit more
fuck you we're coming in there
I get ready boys I'm gonna revive you all then we all rush in we all rush in
alright boys here we go here we go here we go
get up boys get up get up get up get up
thank you man thank you man thank you man
Oh my fucking god.
This is a disaster!
This is a disaster!
What is going on?
I'm getting shot.
Reload, reload, reload.
Clip for my ringtone. I'm getting shot. Here's a ringtone clip right here. Reload, reload, reload.
I don't know what the father's talking about. He's off the deep end. He's off the deep end.
I've heard he's relapsed. He's gonna have to turn in his two-year math coin. Something is going
on with him. Happy birthday! Happy birthday, good chair! Open his... bad collectivity.
I
Play the DM zone. Yeah, I see it. What's your gimmick? I know he said like that time
We might actually want to go to such yeah, but we can't take this tower
We can't because the other tower is sniping up the tower five is just constantly sniping us
We can't push this tower not because actual tower one, but because of
I'm resetting I'm I'm re-kitting and I'm never going to tell what I'm never going to tell
whatever again I'm never going to tell whatever again I'm a tower well I'm
absent I'm absent from tower one I I'm not going I if someone says tower one
to me I'm no longer their friends if I'm near tower one I'm leaving the the
The area immediately I tell you one I would never go to the
No, you show the lead
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're still in the lead, but they're closing in on it. Good. Luckily red is has it right now
Oh wait, what the fuck who put her?
What okay?
Ah
I walked out and got stuck by tower one immediately. I'm already back in tower one. I've already broken the rules
I'm already back in tower one. I'm retreating. I'm going to the circle. I'm back in tower one
Why is our spawn dude? We got a move or a shower?
Satan Satan Christ compels you Christ compels you
I
Can we drive that vehicle to our fob and not tower one so we're so dude
We have our size next to our fob, and nobody's in the hot stuff
We're just letting them take the hot stuff
believe
You believe in love after love
What is this guy even had to have maybe sneals going to tower one right now
We're taking down
No, don't have any a tower one is
Take a moutable. Don't get off tower one right now. We lose we lose tower one. I'm telling you green
helicopter teams do not melt tower one steel beams it's not possible it is not
possible it's not possible helicopter fuel does not melt tower beams I would
show you it's pointless it's pointless even if we take it it's pointless
I'm just sniping at the entire time to the circle we're taking with the
Points I'm gonna come with you
Yeah, I'm here
Oh my goodness. We gotta set up a crazy down like that. We guys have a crazy tower like that one of these games
What it's in penitentiary you come on
100% also, I actually don't think this is actually hard as fucking playing solo
You this game is and this game is hard general
that's the tower 5 and the others and it's just it's just like a bloodbath you're
inside tower one you're inside tower one I repeat I just got fucking snipe from
tower one oh my god
I'm getting you, we're getting you.
Kill me, kill me, kill me.
Was it Wolf?
Was it Sir Wolf?
No, it was Zero, it was Zero.
Oh, okay.
Sir Wolf was basting my buns.
I, it's probably a little harder to avoid the snipers, but everyone in the whole gang
This is the best I have ever seen.
It's a great place to go.
That's so good.
That tree keeps me hopeful!
Stay in the service!
In the agon!
Yeah, I'm delivering.
Stop!
You're not going to let us have this circle.
Once you realize what we are doing, they're going to come out en masse.
I
Excellent work children that could have been a Russian spy
That could have been a Russian spy you did great. You did great work out there. You did great work out there
Don't worry. I got a
We're tea with that circle now well, okay
Oh
We should we probably dollars five hundred dollars you say hold on now that's all of that five hundred dollars for you
Hold on now
Hey, we go welcome back to chair
I'll be so in tower one be what are you doing down one?
We are not getting points right now we are not getting points green has
We are green.
Blue is taking points right now blue is taking points.
Okay.
Alright.
Alrighty.
Alright.
Blue team is trying me.
I
Boys we're not even in the circle never so the other dragon at their fucking dragging it. Oh my god
I knew they were
Oh
We can do it
Now we actually at the season's hour we actually the season's time out. I got you Miller light. That's where it's not going to one
It's going to tower 5. It's going to tower 5.
You saying that Galileo is a go-to?
Yeah, Galileo's good. Galileo's good.
It's not crazy, but it's good.
I think you have a force what we're all working for.
Because we all get that tower. We all get that tower.
Surround him. Surround him. Surround him.
We're still capping points here. We are we always come in boys
Yeah, as soon as that circle reaches that tower, they're gonna start having points hundred percent
They got like 20 guys on that thing
Yeah, look at that look at that you say give me the ticket points now
They have 37. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh, I think this is a predicament. This is quite the pickle, this is quite the pickle.
This is quite the pickle red. You got a guy in the crane.
He's got an SVD or something.
This is, he's hitting a shot. Fantastic, fantastic. If it ain't this...
If it ain't you, that's whatever.
What? What?
Seize by the tower one. I'm gonna move it
Yeah, yeah, I see where I
Well, no idea. We do that's that's that's that's a ball. That's a ball
I just have to that tower, but you're gonna get right this one up there
Yeah, keep it with you the tower five though. You know time for this. We don't have this
The one boys to go up five
Follow me religion
We're about to die, buddy. Let's go, fuck you.
Ah, we're gonna be fine.
I got like 20 guys right here.
20 guys heading right down by.
I accidentally meleeed one of my allies in the back of the head,
so I thought I'd better take them up.
Fantastic.
We got that.
We're all fine.
I'm not looking at tower one.
Tower one's Satan.
Tower one's the devil.
I'm not looking.
I'm not looking.
You can't make me.
Tower one's the devil.
Are you guys not coming to Tower 5?
We got like 20 guys coming to Tower 5 right now.
It's a fucking nightmare, dude.
Yeah, I'm not arguing, I don't want to die for the 400 time in a row.
Then BD that, BD that!
That's why we're going to Tower 5!
Next to Tower 1, you got 2 now.
We got the APC here on Tower 5, so we gotta...
That's a much better idea!
Gotcha!
I
Got a guy that's turning guys outside tower five right now
It's a fucking warden we can't just bring towards it. It's an absolute atrocity. We're on the outside tower five right now
I'm in zone. Wait, don't we live on our way
Absolutely blasted from the top
Okay, we're getting points we're getting points boy, we got a ton of guys inside the zone with them
Second squad on our way. We got a whole second squad
Push you into the tower push you to the tower
Hey, let him I don't know if I kill him we're still up and we're still up and come on in
You gotta rest for these guys out here. I do I got a bunch of rest you got me
You can grab your watch. I got a racist. I got a racist.
Yeah, I'm going to grab it.
Just grab it somebody real quick.
Get your watch. Get your watch. You're too late.
I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm reviving and killing right now.
We're in the zone.
I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you.
Reviving or reviving?
We need your help over here, boss. We need your help over here.
I
I
I'm still alive. I'm still alive. I'm healing up.
I see a blue. I see a blue. It'd be right there. Right there in front of you.
Right over there. Right over there. Right over there.
He's on top. Hold up.
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
How do we get inside there?
Yeah, we can jump from here. See?
I just used my parachute. Fantastic.
You can jump from here on top of this thing, right there, but they're watching.
I don't know what you do that
I'm getting sniped though
I'm getting sniped though
Oh, yeah, okay hold on
Okay, okay now
Alright, hold on now, wait a minute
Hold on now, hold on now
Wait a minute, hold on
Wait a minute, something right
This isn't that bad
Red is the one capping right now, not blue
Wait, who's in the lead other than ice?
Don't move
Oh, zone move
the other guys pull it I don't know I don't know maybe just wore off I'm
resetting yeah okay same same same what's in the circle it's in the circle
who's getting points right now right people they don't even have a chance to
win yeah we're fine blue oh it's time it's time it's time oh you gotta get
We gotta live right inside the hot dog. I got your jewelry, but don't you worry?
I've been boys hop in I'm gonna get that
She's five boys
You guys in you see
I
I am a very good pilot. I'm a very good pilot.
Alright go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna be on the other side. There's no one's left.
I'm gonna buy another one.
I'm just gonna buy another one. I'm just gonna buy another one.
I'm gonna go and fight the dumb boys!
They didn't do that in the line!
That's true, he can't fly. He's terrible.
It's because you fly like a grandma.
I'm doing tricks and barrel rolls. It's cool. Everybody has a fun time
You say I get six more points they get six more points we wrap this thing up we take the win
was I believe this should be our first win and no joke like five hours no no
we won't ask him no no no last can be lost in the game before that we lost to
we lost to it a row remember
Hey, can we wait?
Unless I'm thinking I remember who he is.
It's pretty cool, but I don't even know the BB and London.
They're not gonna lie.
There's a lame, there's a woman.
Yes, today's don't let him lie to you.
Are we hot dropping?
That's not fair.
We're hot dropping.
We're hot dropping.
All right, boys, hope you guys got parachutes.
Is this helicopter just going into the ground?
Violet down!
Let's ride!
Oh, yeah.
You sure about you sure?
You already get?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna grab you.
I'm gonna grab you.
You see right there?
Oh, there's a bunch of people around.
I'll kill them all.
I'll show you what, don't you worry.
I'll kill them all.
Those soldiers are left behind.
They're saving me.
Those soldiers are left behind.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming back!
Hold on now, hold on now.
Little baby healing, nothing too bad, some days for healing.
I got you again, you're welcome, I'm coming.
Watch, watch, watch.
Good things happen to good boys' way.
Good things happen to good boys, wait!
Good boys!
Good!
Good much, good much!
Oh, we made it!
We made it!
Oh, it's going to take care of you!
Oh!
Yep!
Oh, that felt so good.
Which one round? Which one?
Healing? Healing?
Oh, he's in the house. He's in the house?
Is he?
I thought I had my time.
Oh, he's not here. He's not here.
Is that what he said?
He's quick.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
I'm moving towards zone.
Oh, God! I just got sniped.
Holy crap. Holy needle. Holy needle.
We got to get out of here.
We got to get out of here. We got to get out of here.
I'm coming by what's up what am I buying your house exam hey buddy right buddy right buddy
we owe you owe you it's a problem I'm sorry it's ours it's ours you guys get in the circle
We're coming by, we're coming by!
Oh, niggle, oh, niggle, oh, niggle!
Shit, oh, shit.
Hey, stupid.
Who's not me, stupid? Reminds me.
I gotta pack some bags.
You shut your ass up, you dirty rat!
He's a bit of a packing.
He's a bit of a packing.
I was looking out there, but he's giving...
We're still getting it, we're still getting it,
but it's hot, it's hot.
That's your job. I'll be right there. I'll be right there
I'll be taking that $10 money
Thank you in the house in the house with us
live. I cheat easy now boys circle and circle and we're good. Hey!
Hey! Hey! We're getting shot at! We're getting shot at! Oh! Run the fire! Run the fire! Run the fire!
Run the fire! Run the fire! Run the fire! Run the fire!
I
Keep minus a thousand dollars
That's probably the first one I have all night. Are we sure we won one?
I remember was losing
Remember I remember we did what did I?
We won one the same way
We had it going all the way at the beginning and then we took a break and fucked around
And we kind of just took it over again
No, I mean what this is the first one
No, they're lying
I'm good with this the first where we add
I
Was 90k we really I only made 19,000 that whole game
I made like 50k holy canola cheese Christ Jesus
I'm at 254,000 dollar Roni
That's a whole plethora of paparazzi pizzas.
Because I say this round, we buckle in, we get a base sword and then we'll have the
bungalows bring the supplies with the helicopters like Hudson, yeah?
Oh, you gotta do maybe text the color or some message.
Don't say it out loud.
Don't say it out loud, just text it.
I just need I just need I just need we're going this color right here
Shit
Yeah, it's full right now, so I'm spamming it. I'm spamming it take your time
Take your time
Red I mean read
Blue read up show
I'm seven at all. Okay. That was Advil bow. Are you in?
I've been drinking and yelling for seven hours. It happens. Okay
I did you see my conception I said I can't get in because it's full
It was actually the only one that wasn't full
Wait, all right, how does that make any sense?
Wait, if it was the only one that wasn't full why would you just join it? I?
I did I did I got in immediately and I said I can't get in because it's full
making the stream snipers think that we joined red or green because those were
the full ones but instead we joined blue which allowed the BB to get in easy peasy
I wasn't the whole time but I pretended I wasn't it was it's listen this is
IQ stuff I don't blame you for not knowing it it's it's it's way it sounds pretty stupid
if I'm so honest it's just it's just a level of advancement that honestly you
honestly you don't even need to put back only very I just don't understand it's
too high IQ high EQ yeah yeah exactly okay nothing to be ashamed okay that
Makes sense that guys. I'm thinking about going back to MP9. I was killing it with the MP9 SA
I don't know I don't know I don't know
And what weapons do you guys use it is MP9 or you guys use the glale
Let's pick a fall boys. I'm gonna supply it
I'm going to drop a supply on it, give me the mp9, you just can't beat the aim down
the site, right?
You want to create a crew?
You just can't beat it.
You just can't beat it.
You can't beat it.
Yeah, I can get a crew.
Yeah, I can get a group, uh, a group, what's it?
Get a cop, oh good, these guys, I gotta make so much money.
I have level two armor unlocked, I have level three armor unlocked, I have a tank unlocked, but I can't buy any of them.
I can't buy any of them, because I got a new party.
I got no money.
I got no money!
I know you make the group.
Got one for two more in here.
I'm already on the way no crew no crew that's a good crew the crew the crew
not the single crew the crew just a moment boys just a moment I'm gonna be
flying in a sec that's what I'm saying create one of course too late a minor
80s speed improvements has a muzzle improve 80s speed whoa
a second whoa someone moderate 80s speed improvements moderate ADS
moderate ADS speed improvements
I
Might get this one the AFG angled forward now looks pretty good Bob's already placed at five
That's how I'm gonna wait this one looks
Nice I am in the zone
Right there. Oh it looks good
Oh, how do I ease less dumb ass Fido? I want you to tell me
in real life. What muzzle weighs less than having no muzzle? I want you to describe to
me the muzzle that weighs less than air. Because you're adding it to the gun. That's why it's a
little confusing. I increased his ADS because it weighs less than me. It weighs less than
what? Nothing! Air, oxygen, carbon, the creation of life, the atmosphere. Why we're all here?
How we sustain life on this planet in the universe? Why are we here? Who really knows?
Is there a god? Is there a god? You tell me you son of a bitch!
Hmm, you might wanna do an early game.
Fuck you!
Hot Zone, until we get there.
It's all I'm saying.
40 points.
It's all I'm saying.
Get a nice comfortable leave.
Okay?
So you don't have to stress out.
It's all I'm saying.
Alright.
I'm getting ready, sir. You fucking wait!
What's going on over here?
Are you alright?
Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Hold on, wait.
Next time I go to a road house, I'm gonna enjoy the fucking all your sisters and cousins on the floor
Well, it's a change up from fucking your own sisters and cousins you inbred bitch
God yeah
Yeah, don't worry about it. I love you, too
Thank you, yeah, the rules, that's where that road house, the rules are where that
You know, I love your videos on my wife always yells me to turn that dumb peanut off a bite on how to handle a super major
God's being God bless for you. Yes, divorce your wife. Divorce your wife. Divorce your wife out of nowhere.
Honestly improve the relationship. Take her out to a nice dinner. Renew your vows.
Really make her think the relationship is strong as ever. Stronger than even the beginning of the marriage.
And then lay the papers on a desk. Hook the papers on the kitchen table and get out of there.
There's no time for wives here, buddy. It's time to bug you legs. Let's run!
So, hold on. Couple people didn't make it out of the ship.
I got you, Papa Peter. Don't you worry, boss.
I got you, Papa Peter. It's got you, boss.
Hey, where'd you go, Mr. gimmick? Where'd you go?
I'm pushing the circle.
The hot zone I feel like starting the game off getting like 30 points
Look how snappy that is
Oh, we have to get to 20 points
You see that?
At least 20 points
It's not like snappies to me but comparatively to the other guys, it is snappy
Hot zone's coming straight at us
So quick I can pull that thing up, look how quick I can pull that
Look how quick I can pull that
And then I'll pull off and I'll help you with the towers
Oh, is your voice?
That's nice, that's nice right here
General terms, it's actually not snappy at all
That's not that good
in comparison to the other guns.
Very snappy, very, very snappy.
I think the other teams may need to go in for tower one.
We got four guys on it.
I'm gonna hold it for a little bit.
I say, oh yeah, you know what?
No, you know what?
I'm gonna come to the zone.
Give it your right.
Let's get these points.
Let's get these initial points.
Everybody's always dicking around at the beginning,
jerking each other off,
sploozing on each other, circle jerk type stuff
And we go in there swiftly, like a hot knife to butter,
get 30, 40, 50 points.
So the other teams, we mean business.
And a big squeeze from that point on,
they're on their heels for the rest of the match.
They're on their heels.
Okay, how strong they get, they're on their heels.
100%.
100%.
Hello, sir!
I'm in it right now.
I mean the boys.
Are we getting points?
Okay, hold on now.
All right, I didn't know that thank you for letting me know good sir. Thank you. Oh, that's a shocker
Mr. Miller life mr. Miller life. I've got ten dollars for you. Good sir. Thank you
Okay, so much I got you
Yeah, keep it boys. We got keep moving right to the zone
I
Really like that the guy's coming lunch like a hundred times. I've been good man right here
Hey, I do a bunch
Let me tell you something there's stream snipers and then there's these guys
I've seen these guys's name every single man's the entire time
Yeah, I've seen the same, same.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Oh, thought you were, my bad.
Could have happened to anyone.
Could have happened to anybody.
I'm just getting in the middle of feet talking to my stream simons.
The guy turns around without me talking to him just goes, I'm not stream simon.
Oh, what a blessing.
What a blessing.
What a blessing.
We need some bungulators to get another fob on the second tower.
We already have one.
I don't say there's no better stream simons than these guys right here.
names I've seen every raid all day today and all yesterday. I played one round
when you guys got in without me I played one round on my own yeah the amount of
revives I got not a lot yeah I would imagine I would imagine if I get more
revives in a lot of people. We get a lot more revives with these guys. A lot more revives.
I will say they'll probably probably eat off like 90% of the people these matches are watching the scene
Cuz that's actually kind of how we decided you see you know join on up or whatever
Yeah, I would say everybody probably wants to kill us like one time. That's 66 deaths per game
And then we're probably gonna go through my default
Good job, bud
as long as we win baby. As long as we win. Yeah. As long as we win. That's all it matters.
As long as we bring it home for America. Bring it home, baby.
It has to go down here. Oh, I found a fake ladder. It's not a real ladder. That's
The MB9 is it. The MB9 is the move. I'm never using another gun ever until the M4.
MB9 is the best shot in the game, so you can not W otherwise.
You're on the roof!
He's on the roof!
A little bit of packing. A little bit of packing.
A little bit of packing.
That seems like groundwork to me, sir.
No he's on the roof looking through the window up top. There's no glass in it, but it's like a window, but it's not a window. Up top.
I guess I'm directionally challenged.
What the hell? What are you doing out here? Get out of here!
I got some poppinskin dick area, boss. Poppinskin dick area. That'll be $10.
Give me that!
Give me that!
Give me that!
Follow me, gang! Follow me, boys!
Oh my goodness!
There's so much of bombs out here!
Yeah, watch that.
Let's pull that mag. Holy crap, that was close.
That was close. That was literally the last bullet.
I just surrounded this big building. They are surrounding it
God job
Perfect
Perfect what a sweet treat what a sweet treat but sexy me
Steps step steps. No kids for you. No kids for you. No kids for you. No kids for you
There's a sniper. There's a sniper. I will tell you the direction a second
He's in the building to the Northwest right in the building is connected to the building to make a team. I can't see where you are
Okay, we never do that
I don't know which ones you don't know what
Yeah, wait, let me let me start to be such team
There we go, I'm sorry it right now go ahead
I'm in a couple of extra extra's no worries and so we just jumped off the building in front of me
All right, you know where you don't worry. Yeah, keep it with the circle, but there's still a guy in the northwest building
You guys here
Yeah, very awkward a very awkward little bit of package a little bit of back in now
The hell's wrong here
I don't know.
Type is still alive. Type is still alive.
I'm going for him.
Is he on the roof? Is he on the roof?
No, no, no, he's inside. He's inside the hole. I see him.
I'm going for him. I'm going for him.
Dodge!
Alright.
You get down here you scoper.
I got something I want to say to you.
I got something I want to say to you, you fucking scoper.
I got something I want to say to you, you fucking scoper.
Oh shit, we're out of the circle.
We're out of the circle.
over out of the circle here you fucking scooper
we've taken it we're all out of the circle
come here you fucking scooper
come here you fucking scooper
are you like that?
ah
are you like that huh?
i don't know which one it was
i'm gonna have both of you
are you like that?
hmmm
I got you boss hold on wait a minute hold on now
Oh
That's what makes you a nice and unarmed nice and unarmed nice and save what makes her everybody's safe
What makes her everybody's safe?
I did my part sir I did my part you know what go ahead I'm gonna revive you
over time run run immediately get out of here boss get out of here you guys
dead okay all right word word hold on sir would you like to repay that favor I
I can use a quick favor.
I can use a quick favor.
I, I, I, my memory could be failing me, but I do remember helping you not too long ago.
But just one quick revive, guys. One quick revive, we all go our separate ways. Nice and easy.
There's one quick revive. We all go on separate ways. Nice and easy.
We shake hands after we go on separate ways. That's right.
I agree. I agree.
Oh, whenever you're ready, Vox, whenever you're ready, I'm good to go. You just let me down.
Wait, let me get my gun real quick before I do this.
Oh yeah, take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time.
80 minutes now, 80 minutes now.
Thank you, good chair, thank you, good chair.
Now, do you know where I place my weapon and my items?
Okay.
All right, okay, all right, okay.
I see, I see.
So we help out, we help them out?
We help them out, any cheats just like that?
Okay, I see on this, no mercy, no mercy!
No mercy for these rags and these blues!
They're nothing but scum!
You wanna fight for a flag or a country!
They fight for blood, they fight for money!
piece of shit piece of shit no honor no honor no honor
when I get my hands on that man when I get my hands on mr. Zypelo oh hold on
now hold on now you better hope I don't catch up to him you better hope I
don't get that that wasn't very nice that
Oh wait what you say you take that back right now buddy I'm crashing this
helicopter yeah that's right that's right I'm gonna keep that mouth set back
Yeah
Thank you good chef, thank you good chef. Thank you
Yep
Massive
fucking day
Massive penis mass of penis and that is a great question if you have any other questions, dude
That's your teeth to let me know
Oh we pass it hold on you dead
Like there's multiples of like it's like tucked into the corner by me
They've got a shitload of stuff in there, like, by this tower with the speakers.
I don't know what they do, man. I bet you they're important.
Hey, how do you use a mortar, exactly?
Um...
Guess.
You- you- you- you- you- you guess how many meters away it is by looking at the map and seeing it squares 100 meters?
And then you mark it on the map and see if you can just look right at it.
Who- who're we mortaring? Who're we mortaring?
I'm just mortaring.
uh right in the center right this in it
i'm gonna try and do 300
well i see you i see you i see you let me see if i can hop on one of these waters
get me out well i would love a mortar that would be fantastic
get the fuck out of the way get me really fired really fired thank you good sir thank you
What a kind man!
What a kind man!
Oh my god!
He's lost his moth!
He's kind of sick.
His motor's kind of free.
How do I get mortars though?
How do I put mortars in the tank?
I just put some R.
There's ammo in the box.
So you're good.
Can you guys get off the mortar so it can be finished?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Thank you, good job.
Who we shooting? Who we shooting by?
I got my own mortar.
What is this?
What the hell?
Wait, how do I mark this on the map?
Are we on king? Alright.
Here we go, and then that's, how far away is it?
150
150
BAM!
There we go, I'm shipping it to right here.
Let's see what's going on, let's see what's going on here.
Oh shit, I just might get it to right here on the first try, holy crap.
We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven orders of people on it, we have seven more orders of people on it.
Oh, no joy, no joy, no joy. No joy boys, no joy.
Perhaps this bad is what was.
Oh, I was just taking your mortar man and hammer, Jimmy. You see that?
That's the 2x.
Mortaring is much great.
We need to get some more. Is that the dam over there?
I don't know.
Oh, no joy. No joy.
No joy.
The test job.
The time is the time, Jimmy.
I got stone by a bee
Maybe I'm flying out over there, you wanna come?
And my flesh was heathen by my kin
What you lay in the middle of the earth
Is my friend I can't see
Keep singing, keep singing
Sing your heart to desire
We're going in boys, lock it low
Oh, so close, so close, so close.
Oh my goodness, so close.
Anyone of you five gentlemen want to come revive a Goopa?
I would have been shooting in the head.
Oh!
Oh, my bad.
My bad.
May I say a bunch?
There's a desk pop.
I'm kidding myself.
I'm kidding myself.
Habibi, are you back at the base?
Dude, I'm stuck and I can't give up.
I'm bugged.
I'm bugged the fuck out.
This sucks.
Can we jump on?
On those vans.
On the mortars?
I can't...
No, no, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.
And I can't give up.
Like, I'm trying to hit it.
It won't work.
Oh, no!
Oh, step up, be me. I'll come help you.
Oh, no, this is.
Step up, be me stuck. Oh, no.
You don't go. There's nothing to do.
Oh, there's stuff.
I think I can help.
Yeah, okay.
I think I can help.
I'll tip you.
You'll be throwing dollars every day.
You'll be throwing dollars.
You'll be tossing dollars.
Yeah, that's liquidate that 401 game for how many dollars
you're about to cut out.
Lock and load, boys.
Lock and load.
Oh, I got you. Step up, baby. I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
Whoo!
Let me taste that, Mr. Baby. Let me taste that.
Ho, ho, ho.
Whoo!
Whoo!
We ain't stoppin'. We ain't stoppin', Mr. Baby.
We ain't stoppin'.
Follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
Step up, baby. We need to help.
Are we, guys? We are.
What? Dominating?
Dominating.
If you always dominate in the early game, then they gave you a shot at this horn.
This one, in particular, they can't even build their fobs.
They didn't build their fobs, did they?
Yeah, I mean, screw it, let's get the...
I'm back at base. I'm back at base. I'm back at base.
You said yourself? Yeah. I'm going to bring some more ammo in the
hell. I'm here with the gold circle.
Don't worry. Don't worry. It's all procedure. This is all procedure. Don't worry. I've got
all under control. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Don't you worry, boss. Don't you worry.
We're just getting you over to where you need to go. Get you way on over to where
you need to go boss everything's completely safe don't you worry oh don't you worry
boss I'm gonna get you where you need to go don't you worry brother don't you worry
my boy got a baby's bad boys and suit that's gonna do a little bit of a
vision a little bit of a vision
We're gonna land right here behind enemy lines.
You see this?
Right here behind enemy lines.
I'm gonna shoot at everything.
Don't worry about that.
No, worry about that.
It's completely normal.
Completely normal.
That should be healthy.
And follow me, gang.
Follow me, boys.
Head right to the hot zone.
Me and Mr. Red.
I
Made right to the hot-junk be a mister run
This is a good hot-junk. We are being mischievous. You the hot-junk right now. I
Was going towards it, but even without the hot-junk we're still capping so I'm going towards gunfire. Yeah, I did
They're like west southwest southwest
Oh
He just shot me
And they're not leaving the towers again, I know what are they doing? I don't know maybe just win again
I don't
Gameplay they're going too hard on the towers thinking that once they suck they can they can win but yeah, yeah
We see something it blows away
It's but that's not the truth. That's not it's whoever's in the circle. The lock it's rude. It's just goofing around
It's group on around. I
Mean last round they suck and we still we just surrounded their tower. Yeah, we yeah, they suck we finish first
It doesn't work. I don't know how they haven't learned that I don't have it
You gotta get out of the church. Oh great. There's limits to suck deck. There's limits hundred percent
hundred percent
Hundred percent there's limits to suck deck
I don't even know it. I mean oh green. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay
You catch it up green green green almost got a point
No, sir, no, sir
Can't let them be going off and getting the boys down can we that be every ridiculous
be ridiculous
Absolutely upset
Oh
Big pack is a quick pack
Not yeah, don't you worry, mr. Sting pop please can take care. Yeah. Oh never mind
Podcast oh
Shit, I'm bugged. I can't give up. Oh, they have me earlier
Press escape. Oh, press escape and then go back in and try and get in.
Stupid son.
Get in, get in.
You guys are all over my body right now.
Hey, Mr. Stig, I got you, I got you, Mr. Stig, I got you.
Hey, I got you, Mr. Stig, I got you.
Can you see where I'm at?
There's a bunch of them right on me.
I'm just gonna say I gotta remember this guy right there need to revive me. I'm just giving you giving you a info
Oh, that's much better. Oh, then I'm gonna have the hot job
Yeah, any time I think I'm
Yeah, this guy gonna help me already. Is that like a super late game thing?
They're like level 30
No dirty vehicles
You'll see how we get I got much to go. I got much to go
don't you worry about when proper pizza to come save you okay never mind all
right oh well okay never mind I thought we might be safe right there I thought I
thought we might be safe right there let's help me guy gets out of the hubby
Humby guy, Mr. Humby?
Mr. Humby, do you think I can have a quick revive?
Oh, he's doing it, he's doing it, he's doing it.
Oh, thank you, good job, thank you, good job.
We're back.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, hold up, let's see.
Come on, come on.
Time! Time! Time! Time! Time! Time!
What's going on here?
Good work, miss Espeabato, my boy. That was perfect timing.
You good, man? You good, man?
You're welcome, sir.
You been backing? Oh, my goodness. I hope he got came and clutched. I hope he got came and clutched.
I'm going up the tower.
That's my zone. I'm heading to the hot zone.
I'm ignoring the shots with his camera camera. What is my deputated?
What oh shit, it's a fight now
How that even happened oh, yeah, oh, he took it. He took it. He took it. He took it to revive ice. That's what happened
Mr.. BB we have us
I'm gonna supply the boys
We can go to Hot Zone.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Can you go pick up, uh, get Mickey's right in front of us.
Twenty-three meters.
Just take us right to the Hot Zone, boss. Right to the Hot Zone.
Oh, it's contestant. Yeah.
Red's taking points now. Red's taking points.
Oh, we're suckin' it. We're suckin' it.
I gotta repair a little bit.
Oh, take it down. Take it down.
We're suckin' it.
This is gonna be...
I think it's gonna be the most overwhelming.
Yeah, there's gonna be a 20 points which means they can't even spawn at their fobs yet
Really?
Yeah, it is minimum 20 points to be able to do the fobs done. Oh
You guys this is gonna be an absolute blow. I mean, how do you know they'll get 10 points?
We got guys
Either way, either way, Mr. Kiddick, jumping out of a car going 50 hurts you.
Right there down at the actor.
It's not realistic at all.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's some type of wizard magic in this video game land.
I don't know why they would add that.
Completely unrealistic.
I'm being driving to that guy.
Oh, that's the wrong way.
I think you went to the, like, the behind us, right behind us.
Oh, he's killed our guys.
He's right down the wall, in the wall.
Hey, that's giving me a good note to it.
I got you.
I got you.
Where's your shirt from?
Oh, these are these.
Oh, Mr. Hoppy, Mr. Hoppy.
We gotta go north east!
Go go go go!
What do they want?
Fuel and what?
That's all you need to run the drill is fuel isn't it?
Hey stop stop stop!
I'm bringing more fuel to them.
Get back in, get back in, get back in.
We're looking, we're looking, we're looking!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Hello, sir. Hold on. Punch, punch, punch, punch. Punch. Get me out of here, punch. Punch?
Hey cheers boys. My mag wasn't in my gun. My mag was not in my gun. Fantastic. What
a sweet thing. What a sweet light. What a sweet little light. Gentlemen, gentlemen,
the ODOT now, I can use a quick revive if you can find it in your heart to accept
our differences as blue and red team members and come together thank you
good job thank you
Let's take him, let's say, eat him, eat him, and then let's speak him to your fucking mom son, and keep him there for life. Make them fucking the winner.
There's a lot of emotions.
There's a lot of emotions.
I've got one actually, Quince Diddley. I've got a red skin.
There you go, buddy.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good sir. Very kind of you.
I'm gonna be on Christmas time.
I'm not I'm not gonna stew don't worry. Maybe
Oh, no, it was just a break it was I was startled I was startled there was a loud noise
I thought it was a gunshot. I was startled. I just I really it was a reaction. It was a reaction
Thank you very much thank you gentlemen, thank you. I'm just gonna oh oh hold on wait a second
Okay, hold on. Okay. Oh you guys that's a green guy. We all hate green guys. We all hate green guys
I was a green guy that killed me. We all hate green guys
There's one more quick revive to be all it takes.
One quick res, boys, just a quick eat, just a quick res.
Just a quick res is all I need, just a quick one.
I should have a deep fit on me
I dee
Thank you good said thank you good said thank you thank you thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, you know
I think I dropped my mp9 in this corner has anybody seen it
Come on I'm coming I'm coming. Oh
Thank you good sir. Thank you. Good. There you go. There's a looting the backpacks. Yeah, let's go get that green guy
Guys, let's look at that green guy. Oh, we all hate green guys. Don't we boys?
Yeah, we do
I
Packed a couple mags up and out of the ordinary
Okay, okay, there's one more with me mine
Thank you. Thank you. Good. I think we might want to get inside was nice and safe was the quick
You know let's take a group picture a group. Ah that's that group picture. All right
Let's see a group picture guys group pics over here guys group picture group picture everybody in this corner
I mean everybody's corner
Everybody in this corner. All right. All right on three
Say cheese!
Cheese!
Ah, yes, yes, yes, the old switcher in.
Oh, I got one! I got one! I got one!
Hurry!
Oh, sorry about that, that was my camera.
I thought that was my camera, must have been some other device.
That was a highly explosive camera.
My apologies, my apologies.
I haven't been to film school yet.
It's very new concept to me.
It's just a hobby, I do.
I'm pretty unfamiliar with the different types of cameras. I think I put out the wrong device
Oh, you go ahead boys
Absolutely, absolutely
Absolutely, absolutely, that's what I think absolutely. Okay
That one wasn't me that one was not that's your oh you literally see the kill feed that's your own guy
I'm good myself. I'm good myself. Boys where we at? Where we at boys?
I don't know if you noticed but I went into a solo behind enemy lines rescue mission because
I could see that you were muted and you were being toyed with by the enemies.
Yes, how did it go?
I got about 20 yards away from you and just got shot in the back of the head.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
Yeah, they uh, I tried to, I tried to do the old, uh, camera grenade switcheroo,
but I told them to group up for a team picture.
Um, but they, they went away too quickly. The grenade had too long of a fuse.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
That can happen. That can happen.
Oh, they were getting shot at guys, we're under fire, we're under fire.
Oh my god.
I think we're under fire guys, I think we're under fire!
Boy, we're absolutely fucking kidding.
I think we're under fire guys!
I think we're under fire guys!
You're under fire!
You're under fire!
I'm looking out for your best entries buddy, there's someone shooting at us!
I'm trying to let you know
I think we're getting mortared boy get more than what do you mean?
Well, you're gonna be fine. That's just fine T5. Yeah. Oh
I have arrived
Where's the enemy at boys? Where's the enemy at?
I think the other teams have really don't say to wait again. I
I mean unless you're doing some type of 99 sleeper thing where they wait for see a 99 that they win
The Johnny's on it. It's game. John. It's over. It's a blowout. It's a blowout
Blowout right here
This is a blowout right behind you. I'm right behind you over against I from the top
Oh
I'm starting to get the J hook. I'm starting to get the J hook down in the jail down
I'm getting a jay hook down. I'll be fine. Oh, man. I'll be fine like a bees
Bebe's like you must be leveling support like great
He's like these guys aren't even trying we do that good boys. I might just be that good
We're the date we're they damn
Yeah, we're like that jump like that right now. Hell yeah
I'm just hanging around
two guys
There's no one parachuting down here
Where?
He's looking like another one
Hey, there's Billy right here
You little peep
Little peep. Oh, I see what I see what right there multiple parachuted right there. Come back here
Say too far to push
Put your hands up, chef! Put your hands up, chef!
Put your hands up, chef!
Put your hands up, chef!
Goddamn!
I'm gonna take my sweet time with you, pretty boy.
Oh, shit!
I can use the supple set of hands from a beanie.
Oh, good heavens, oh, good lord.
Fear the room, boys.
I need a moment alone with this one.
Oh, my god.
Ah!
Okay.
Nothing Garrosh a couple tasteful items couple goodies. Have a good day. So have a great day
Well, we just killed a guy we
Fucked his corpse. So that's what we're doing. It's up. We're doing what we lead out this way
I just killed a guy who's absolutely fucking scared to the teeth.
Did we just get an adult?
Did we wait for the wind?
I see that we owned like two cents.
I don't think it matters whether it was a hot zone or not.
I think we've been getting it even when we're not chasing the hot zone.
I know what you guys are doing it the red the green team are doing nothing
Like the night and try it
No, it's a weird I've heard all I block one as a sportsman pays well
I've got some cash now, but I don't think I see the clock runs in our future. We got
I'm just gonna go full on. I'm just going full fast.
I'm gonna slow down this tower.
It'll be very outflanked, we had to wait for it earlier.
Mmm-hmm.
I guess I get to read it too.
Oh, we ran second point! We ran second point! What the hell?
They're stepping it up! We got 34 guys!
I'm sure we need C4 for this door.
We're taking the tower?
Oh my god get a percent me holy crap you snipers
I'm gonna the hot job red ticket boys now
Follow me gig. Oh, let me wait. All right. I'm coming. I'm coming. You're taking it
Oh
It's gonna be I think it's shoes we said that they said that the game you said that the game I
Guys shoot me everywhere now. There's not some action. I
Was dropping on a guy who's gonna be the kill of this entry I draw
Yeah, I mean it has to be 20 feet. I mean that's... I could... Dude, I could totally drop 20 feet.
We should not die on impact.
Oh, oh, Mr. S. P. Avalon, I need to get right to the circle ASAP!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, boys. Oh, yeah.
You're a good man, S. P. Avalon! You're a good man!
I'm heading to the circle hunt. I've got a hunt. Give it to you.
Thanks for saving my life. Right here is good.
Oh shit. Right here is not good. Oh shit! Oh shit!
Not the best, not the best, not the best drop spot.
Oh, oh, okay, don't give it give it give it give it give it give it. I'm not even joking
I was guys just like dicking around red team is set up the game a hundred fold. I'm not even fucking with you
Let's do it. We just ran to a group of 20 guys, and we were we actually ran over like seven of them
They have a tank. They have a real tank
In the hot zone in the hot zone in the hot zone
Mm-hmm
I'm a puppy Lucy do see I mean surely we don't want to take oh, we're getting mortared to why I haven't unlocked the 85 a thousand unlocking
Now we've been cast a good show that we fed I see what you see for that's my better. Let's
Are you a fucking I use RPG I let me so we get a group together hit the hot zone
How do we say how do we said this guy give me an RPG right here?
I'll tell you guys as soon as I make my money back from this helly. Oh, thank you. Good. Yeah. Thank you. Good. Yeah
All right heading towards the hot zone. I'm alone though
Hold on we say it. Oh, I see him
There's 20 of them!
There's 20 of them!
Oh, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I gotta rock it off to like 5 rockets!
I'm gonna be taking me to the hot zone, monster!
Wheels up!
Wheels up!
You see that take me to the big...
Where you trying to go?
I'm trying to get to the hot zone.
Where are you trying to go?
Where are you trying to go?
There's a tank in the hot tub.
I got a shitter with a rocket on it.
Please, how many rockets did you guys take?
Ping it, P.
I don't know where it is.
I don't know where it is.
We're bringing new supplies.
Right there.
Where?
There, all over that hill.
I just pinged.
Where?
I just pinged it.
I don't know how.
There!
Supplies off and then I'll take you. Yeah, we're right where you're facing. Give it
Yes, I got it. Are you see the hill that you're facing you see that?
Right on the hill
You see the take as well
No, no take no take
Listen, I gotta drop these off. So give me a second
I
Drop these flies off and then we'll go just good. I'm gonna take
Get boys. Oh, yeah, I found the tank. Oh god. Oh shit
I put the tickets right in front of me, right in front of me!
Yeah!
Hey watch it!
Oh no!
Dude, on my body dude, just somebody mortar on my body now, right now!
Oh there's so many of them!
I need you to revive me ASAP, I have all the weapons on me!
I am not even close to where you guys are.
BB, BB, BB, BB, BB!
I'm on my way back to HQ with the helicopter I just dropped you off remember
I remember I remember
You know there's a spot back at base and then I'm just gonna grab one pair so you can drop me off the gate
All right, yeah, yeah same spot. You see spot. I'm just gonna grab all my stuff
I'm coming there might be some other helicopters there, but I am
We see this helicopter's unlocked.
Who's that helicopter's engine?
Oh, I like the helicopter.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
Come on.
I need you to drop me off.
Quick, quick, quick.
That's fine, that's fine.
I've got a kid.
Don't worry, don't worry.
No, no, no.
Get this thing in the air.
Get this thing in the fucking air.
Oh, he's going to the helicopter.
Right to the...
Right where the circle is.
What?
Right where the circle is.
We're coming in on boys!
Here we go, by the way, by the way.
I already got another helicopter, I'm gonna lay down on my stuff.
Alright, alright.
How many walkers did you gotta take?
Should we know? Should we know?
Like, it's like, wheeze, like, oooooh, should we know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what?
Okay.
Oh, you gotta get this.
He's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing.
Oh, for real?
Huh?
They're really, they're really extreme in this city.
That's right, that's right.
Mm-mm-mm.
Is that also someone's birthday, sir?
I have heard that it is someone's birthday today.
I believe it's Lemon. He's in this game right now with us.
What? What?
I'll have you by then.
I'll let him know that you said that.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Ah, well, you rehearse my lawyers. Fuck you.
Oh
One of these guys do it get your ass up get your ass up and time to move time to get some exercise
My goodness
Hold up
All right, okay, one more try one more try one more try one more try
fucking god, I don't think I've ever died in a fucking room
God that's advice, that's advice, if you get hit it is just don't die
if you do die
Hey that's bullshit, have you even been fucking killing it?
You better watch your mouth
What is this bad thing?
Ex-ex-team planchees, I think that's right
I know I know
We're getting that backpack boys, we're blowing that cake up
I don't fucking know
I'm just letting you know, he had his trash at video games
if you died beforehand you're worse
You should probably get his balls out of your throat and walk in.
Where's the plate, boys?
Okay, now I'm not sure what's happening, but I've heard she was beating me.
I've heard of a place since it's been that I marked 100 years ago that's still on that hill.
Go right! Go right!
I know!
That's right!
Don't listen there! That's right!
Okay, you know what okay new plan new plan new plan fuck the RPG fuck all of it. We're grabbing 3g4
I'm teleporting
Okay, here we go. Here we go. I don't care. I don't care. Here we go. Just be here we go
Here we go, okay, I've got the plan. I've got the plan here. We go here. We go boys here. We go
No, no, no, they gave up I think I got them all the other ones must have repositioned
Lock in boys lock it in
We're killing that tickets the last thing we do
I'm coming boys. I'm coming oh
Don't need I got him.
You got the tank?
Oh, no, no, no, no, not the tank.
I've got 64B, I've got 64B, go for the tank.
Look at him.
I'll give you 20 dollars to stop, please.
Oh, where's the tank, where's the guy?
Where's the guy?
Where'd he go, where'd he go?
Yeah, I'm gonna give my stuff.
Hmm, and it's gone.
I do not know is it was here like 30 seconds go right where I'm standing but I don't know where it went
She is here like 30 seconds go I don't know where it went
Where to go? Maybe they got it. I don't see any tank remains. Has anybody seen the tank recently?
Yeah, it's near tower one. It's near tower one. Is that a joke from last game was actually
near tower one. No, it's actually near tower one. No, that was my stick. He didn't have
anything. He's even naked. It was weird. I was looking at him. He didn't have anything
on my stick. Hold on. Why is this guy naked? Yeah, nothing on him. I was very confused.
I was very confused. I'm just as confused as you are very confused
Actually, hold up. Wait, wait, wait. Can I have the god that goes with this ammo? I don't have any ammo. I think both of us have no ammo
Hey, let's watch you do something
Oh, thank you
Use your bags
They mean
No, no, no, no, this guy will hunt
now we're cooking boys now we're cooking we take we just take nope I got it
you guys take I would love the other be fantastic as he mentioned to take
anywhere takes a hot dog got it guy who's got the ability to check redza
I think you are
I'm going towards the hot tub
I'm going, I'm going
I'm going, I'm going
I'm going, I'm going
I'm going with a neatie
I love
I love my cell phone
I'm going with a neatie
I love
I think in shipping
You always show me up on my cell phone
I'm going
Well, we're late night with you, D.
Bye, love.
You always call me on my cell phone.
Late night with you, D.
You're a D. Bye, love.
When you're near my love.
You always call me on my cell phone.
Late night.
Late night with you, D. Bye, love.
Oh
To our right
Pure to our left. I mean peanut. Yeah, you next beat
Yeah, I'm literally behind
You see the take you take
What I hear
You hear the take you can shoot that through that wood. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you hear the explosions
Yeah, what you think that?
Oh, you're a baby
I'm coming up
These are the two tracks
Oh, I see it, I see it, it's way too far out there for me to get C4 there
Way too far
Way too far
I got C4, I got C4, I got C4
I'm running towards you, I'm running towards you
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up
We're gonna see for that. Oh, he's almost dead. He's almost dead. One more C4. He's gone. One more C4. He's gone
That was me that was me that was me by the way, that was me that was me
Wait what oh, that's not our teammate. He's literally in like walking up
I'm like five times
I
Fallen I fall into it. Oh, it's your life. Well, like a necklace
My life
They might actually get us
Oh, I got frostbite, go for it, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Mr. Frostbite over here, boss!
They're all around you, they're all around you, hold on.
Oh, fuck, I suck.
Red team, red team, we can come to a mutual understanding,
just to quick-revive is all I need.
Give me a throw on my body.
Red team, there's a guy literally teabagging me.
I'm getting revived right now, I'm getting revived.
Oh, they're taking me to their sex dungeon!
Oh god, oh god, they got my legs ready. Oh shit
Give it give it please it's taking me away
Let's catch it up or is immediate sure a quick read by perhaps red's really catching up
We reset take that more. Yeah, I'm resetting. I'm reset. I'm gonna kill myself
Yeah, quick reset. We reset. We reset. There you go that good. I'll put the C4 back
Well, that was wasted like $10,000
Oh, got a minute cool down on that I'm a dead boy seconds should we wait a minute's not
that a minute's faster than a heli yeah I got a pretty close I gotta be like
getting any ways it's really close to our fob if you would say I don't mean
Anyways, I
Mortar's on tower four by the way
Power for in that circle and just win this
We were fucking killing it. I'm totally excuse me said nobody else is trying red team started going crazy. That's why I said
Yeah, yeah, we're locked in locked in with the towers. They stopped feeling with their towers
Okay, all right. I'm gonna rally you guys if we lose if we lose this after we insulted all the other teams
We lose so much aura
Suppossibly 30 seconds. I'm on the way
Mr.. Give it. We have we have we have we have serious or a or a loss of risk or a loss is at risk
It's good. Let's get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm right. There's a lot of work
We have two minutes on mine
Fuck that. I'm out of here
Here's up boys wheels up
I'm back to the fight mad goodbye boys figure money thoughts I spent $10,000 I got
He probably switched to red
What
I
Credits to Star Wars music. I don't even know
How would I sing along to this how am I supposed to sing along to this job?
I don't think so not for me now
You know, I'm not listening to living on a page is it living on a prayer for you
I'm laying right next to you.
Perfect.
Oh my god.
I can see four bodies just flying.
What do you guys remind me?
I'm right at the base.
I'm right here right in my garbage.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for all coming here right now
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir. Thank you. Thank you
$10 for you mr. Miller like $10 for such a such a great class
I was what we need to find me to do to finally win the same. This is gone far too long. We're doing it
No, we're doing already doing it. Yeah, we suck the circle. Oh sweet. Oh, we sucked it. All right. Oh
We do it pretty good
Fantastic you let him know you give him the business bitch give me don't you dare let him talk to you talk to me like that
That's how you win boys is the psychological side
Well, it's only half the battle. It's also called Sticky Fat. Sticky Fat and Ugly.
Oh, Dingle!
Gotcha!
I'm not healing.
Blue team braver begs you.
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
And the atmosphere is game down to the grave.
Ah!
Blue team braver pussy.
Yeah, too much for me to take care of.
The bitch got you.
There you go, there you go.
God, yeah, I'm kind of cooking over here boys
They got me they got me can't we didn't set these sandbags up kind of
Shoot over the wall
Do it
Everybody what is the way the beta will be over and severe sad time for about two weeks
Wait, is it already over on Monday?
You guys just-
Is this only a week in beta?
Yeah, then if it comes out like two months-
I am a very good player, I'll have you know!
Sometimes.
Oh!
Same time.
All the time.
Mr. B, do you want to come-
You have to do a-
Just a quick moment, just a-
Oh, there's like three guys by the-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Mr. B-
Dude, I'm cooking right now.
SPF Otter was on the way here!
Another one, another one down.
Alright, you know what, P, I'm coming.
You're good, man, Mr. BD, you're good, man.
You're a good man.
I want you to know, if you die, I'm immediately killing myself.
I've bought out the revolver,
I want you to know, I don't believe that.
I don't believe that. Not one bit.
Oh my god, there's like five guys by you.
You got this, Mr. BD, you got this!
Another one, another one, another one.
Oh
On that run 100,000 we I should get a lot of money. We say I got
Oh, you would have a to look at that. I was over three. Let's get a guy
Unfortunately, I can't find gimmick because it's oh, there we go. Okay
Respectable amount very respectful amount
Skills all right. He was the supply man. Is it is it about kills?
I took the bungalows in and out.
Oh my you, my hero, my hero.
You just take the bungalows in and out, huh?
Oh, man.
I've seen the bungalow that I wanted to do.
High screen, high screen, high screen, high screen, high screen.
We're going to, we're going to, I'm taking, I'm taking this one.
Is it?
Yep. Hop on in boys hop on in. I'm in. I'm in as well. I'm in as well. Give me a hit. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Fantastic. Fantastic.
All right. Let's go for the three beat boys. Let's go for the three beat.
Lock it in boys. Lock it in.
All right. Same things boys. Same thing. Same shit. Different day. Two drills.
I'm gonna need a lot of a lot of supplies again. A lot of supplies.
Okay, we'll do we'll do it again another mortar. I want to cause terror again
Join the alpha one
The fridge and the Canadian job bitches
I told I told him I told him I gave I gave the business. Oh, oh, that's okay. There's it. There it is
Boys I just I'm not 50 round magazines for my MP9 now. We're cooking. I would cook it boys
Now we're cooking boys a little something something
Little something something
I should unlock level three armor we actually guys you guys get shot the head more than chest works
I'm gonna got enough money to get that either to help it or the armor
You take that
Which we are like the helmet on the armor
Test for sure
Body chased
SKS with the 2.5
Skate with a 2.5 you come on yeah, I made an SKS with a 2.5 X scope
See how this goes. Oh
You're turning to the dog time. This is gonna get on snipers. You're not fucking
Sniping no no no. It's a pusher. It's a put it's SKS 10 round Mac. I'm gonna be pushing. I'm not gonna be camping
We're going to four. Yeah, let's give us a sniper
Yeah, put a no no as case is a sniper as
As you're a fucking scoper you're a dirty scoper. That's what you are
You're a dirty scoper that's what's going on here you're turning well, we'll see we'll see we'll see oh my god
I'm just testing her out fucking scoper
Scope are you serious don't start it for act
There's only three drills boys. Oh, I cannot believe him. I cannot believe him ridiculous ridiculous
Ridiculous ridiculous
All right, let's ride you guys still here with the helicopters
Yeah, I'm in a helicopter. We're flying
I got my arm out, I got my arm out.
Hey, how are ya?
I uh, I heard from a guy that your name means a ass inspector.
Is that, is that true?
Inspector de Coulas?
I'm Inspector de Coulas.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
I'm gonna have to have a private conversation with you when we get back to headquarters.
In the dark room alone.
All right, get in the mouth of your mouth.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Is there any time to have a drink?
What do these guys want?
I'm too lazy, okay, another one.
I'll teach you some water with you boys.
Is that fucking Bo?
Sir, are you bringing a Bo out to battle?
I am, yes.
Ah, perfect.
Is that some tears?
Perfect.
Fantastic.
Okay, you gather the food for the team.
We'll handle the enemy.
Yeah.
Turn it off.
What?
It's like that fake random guy on TikTok.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is, chief.
The only thing I've seen on TikTok right now is the Spider-Man trend.
And it makes you want to gouge my eyes out.
Only fans and spider-man sometimes only fans with spider-man
But for some reason it's very popular. I'm not really certain why
This other bit land safely I got you boys. I got to pop a beer to save you
Big trash panda asked me my birthday was yesterday in the boys are celebrating cheers
Oh shit.
Sound clip for my ringtone.
Happy belated birthday.
Here's a ringtone clip idea.
Reload, reload, reload.
I, I, you just broke it again?
I saw that an hour ago.
Sorry, I already had one charged up.
I thought this guy was gonna be,
oh, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
No, no, I had charged all charged up.
I was gonna revive this guy,
but then he got revived,
and we decided let go.
And then what just happened to be,
someone standing in front of me.
Oopsy boopsy's oopsy boopsy
To the odd zone boys! To the odd zone!
Follow me gang!
Let's ride!
We're not starting off good. Mine is 1,800 here for the first part of this game.
Not starting from blue line.
What do you say?
You want to start a group?
Wait, I got you, I got you. Here you go.
Go ahead, do it now.
Join.
mr baby mr baby mr baby mr baby mr baby yes yes yes what do you need join the
squad oh yes yes of course
There we go.
I'd follow me. I'll be boys. I have no crush
Huh
Hmm
That was your same mr. gimmick
What what what what do you say? I think it means big brag of it. He wasn't crashing the helicopters
I haven't crashed a single helicopter all day. I thought that was you giving things a crash helicopter
ever that's why I'm sitting at 114,000 he said today I crashed yesterday did you
have a lot with shibby me you know that money from I'm spending my money and
for me that he has crashed today in Spon. In Spon. I have under good authority that
he is lying.
There's a fucking tank already.
Really?
He's diverting.
He's diverting.
He's diverting.
Where the fuck is the enemy C4?
There's a tank.
Enemy tank boys.
Enemy tank.
Be careful.
In our fob right here.
There's a fucking tank in our fog.
I just got shot out of the sky
She's got your LUCI
Yeah, that driver as well. I thought it was good at the beginning. I heard it was good,
but then Hodge told me that it just drops like a sack of potatoes after like 50 feet.
Yeah, it's bad. It's I think it's very bad. Oh, I see the thing. I see the thing. Anybody
I see four chair chair
Oh, I've been off work of that one of the two I thought it was one guy. I thought it was just one stupid person
There's many many stupid people many
look at them
Don't give up mr. Stig, I'm coming to get you guys
A little bit of packing, a little bit of packing, a little bit of packing, nice and easy, nothing
to brag.
Oh
God
Don't give up Mr. Stig!
Oh shiiiiiiiit!
Routing! Routing!
Routing! Routing!
I'm coming, Mr. Stinger. What are you waiting for?
Oh, God! I didn't see a- No! We got all these people! I just did trees! I can't see
any of them! The shots come out of no man's land! I only saw that one guy and
This is right in front of me.
I am not a gentleman, I am Paris.
But I would say I had a pretty good first one.
I'm $3,000, boys.
Ah, do you, Sammy, boys, ah, do you, Sammy?
It was a deer hunting guy.
There, there, there, there, there, there.
Staying by the way, it might be time to give up,
boys.
I am Paris.
After the Galeel, that was the worst gun I have ever
used.
Sorry, sir, sorry.
I'd rather have the Chiappa Rhino and Tarkov than the SKS.
Is that so, P?
It's like baffling.
It's just bafflingly horrible.
Like I don't even understand.
I was over the top of the hill, came up above a guy,
got all 10 shots, just bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
right onto him, and he's not dead.
And I got to fall back because it's only a 10 shot clip.
Oh, body, God.
Oh, it's horrible.
I don't know why everybody in the beginning
would say the edge case was good.
I used to too.
And the bullets, they went like 10 feet.
Have a better chance of hitting them just throwing a rock out of my hand
Exactly, I don't know maybe
Maybe some people are people deceivers
Deceivers deceivers deceivers as somebody said use it without we use it with iron sights
But at that point it's like why wouldn't I just use it?
I'll say use it with iron sights. You see as kids with iron giant. Yeah, that sounds like a stupid idea
There's a stupid idea. I
I will not be doing that.
You still think you will not?
No, thank you.
Be doing that.
I genuinely think I would have a better chance of killing them, beating them to death with my fists.
I'm a head back boys, head not back!
Don't you worry boys, you got the best pilot less than the Mississippi brothers.
Got a helicopter and I just died.
Even though I was, it was on the ground.
It just fucking killed me.
Ah, fantastic, fantastic.
Oh
You know pilot is terrifying as I'm like the best pilot ever. I'm only classic one
Massive fuck
I'm heading to the hot zone I see you down there you pick up we're building a
fox we're gonna I got to mischievous I'm coming to pick you up my stone you
worry yeah oh do you worry about oh shit it's gonna take more time for you
to pick me up. No, no, no, no. For me to. Oh, shit, the bucket tank.
Technically didn't crash. Technically didn't crash. Don't forget to tip your
pilot, gentlemen.
Perfect. Good. Good. Good. Good. Excellent. And I have no money to buy a kit. Wow. What
a sweet treat. What a sweet line. Oh, you spanked me. Get moving. Good.
I
Was a
Man there we go
Okay, listen, I can come back for you, but I got away for the take to me. Oh, oh I killed myself immediately giving
Oh
Yeah, I'm back in the helicopter right now, but I have
$148 in my making out
If I die right here
It is, it's not a gun
It's not a gun
You like the gas station pocket knife?
Gas station pocket knife
I'm a gas station pocket knife
And some dark clothing
Is how I'm going to be taking guys down
This is my final stand
This is my final stand right here
I die right here, it's ramen noodles
It's ramen noodles and stealing cable from my neighbor.
Oh my God, I'm gonna use some ramen here right now.
Oh my God, that sounds delicious.
That sounds delicious.
Oh, you can say it both ways.
It's entertainment before ramen, ramen, and Japan.
They call it ri-hi, baby.
I don't know if you know that, guys.
You guys being kind of you got uncultured uncultured guys very uncultured very uncultured very uncultured
very uncultured
Raymond Raymond is another way you said exactly exactly. I believe that's from
Okay
Are you fucking serious?
A quick revive would be quite helpful.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you very kindly.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, let's run!
I'm just gonna use all of the hot zone or you die.
Thank you!
A-LESS RIDE!
I'm just gonna use a lot of the hot zone or you die!
Uhh, no no no, I didn't die.
I did die, but I had to run away from the tank the opposite way so now I'm actually pretty close to you.
We're run in the same direction.
Oh yeah, control all the bonky ladders, so let me know what tower 4 needs.
What supplies tower 4 needs?
hmmm... tower 4?
yeah we're building it up so we got it on lock
okay I'm getting word from the bungalows they want you to stay away from
any tower
why would they say this?
because I didn't want you to hot zone helping out
at the point whatever I didn't ask them I didn't ask them specifically
I didn't ask them specifically what it is
what it is about me they did not want me to get the dollars
They didn't say, uh, they didn't ask, I didn't ask.
Oh, next time I see him, next time I see him, I'll ask.
Yes, yes.
I'll ask, I'll ask, I'll ask.
There's a guy right in front of me by the wall.
I ripped him.
He's probably healing right now.
He's probably healing right now.
I was here, I was here, where was he?
He was my side of the wall, he went to the right,
he went to the right.
Oh shit.
Okay, that would have been really helpful information.
I mean that information would have been so helpful.
Wow! That would have been great information to hear.
That would have been great information to hear.
As soon as you said he turned right, I flicked 180 degrees aimed right at him, but I was already dead.
Oh, shit.
I literally can't die. I have no money.
hopefully mr. Vanitas God says mr. Vanitas mr. Vanitas oh and he's done no oh
yes we bottle as we bottle as we bottles guys I'm sad oh my god another
one as we bottles guys 100% 100% oh there's a tank coming there's a tank
coming to you guys on four
Don't you worry, SP Falas got 100%.
Oh, wait.
I believe, I believe.
You guys don't have to be alive anymore.
All right, well, back to base.
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait, hold on, wait, hold on, wait, hold on,
hold on, Paul.
Paul?
Wait, hold on, Paul.
Hold on.
Wait a minute, hold on, let him cook.
I've seen Paul in action.
Paul is no one to be trifled with.
Paul is a demon in the flesh. He can kill you just by looking at you.
That's our Paul.
That's our man. That's our boy.
Here we go.
Is he getting you? Is he getting you?
He's getting me. I'm up. I'm up.
Copy, copy, copy.
Run the wall. Run the wall.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Paul's coming. Paul's coming.
I got him I got him I got I got him I got him!
I have an even I revived radius oh wait oh no I don't wait I couldn't afford
for the defense time.
I mean,
we'll do this the old fashioned way.
I thought Peanut had a deep fib.
Sorry about that, Paul.
Will you deceive me?
I was too bored of my life, Paul.
It was no deception involved.
I was just too bored of my life.
Oh, you're going to need to warm up those hands
for the guy behind you, Smith.
You're wrong, right, boy.
I really could use some warm rubbing hands if anyone's got any.
Oh yeah.
Where are these guys?
Give me one sec.
What?
Where's the ship?
West, west, west, west, west, west.
Got him, he's dead.
Gotcha.
West west west west west west
Got me said
There's more there's more I saw him right the last second dude. They're just everywhere in this random spot. What?
He's right at the edge of the wall
Lookin lookin lookin
I think I think I got him cuz I got a kill I just got a kill assist
Oh
I
Suckin leave you here. We're gonna get job. You don't mess down again. They're
We see this guy's a deep in
He's not having deep in I repeat he just not having deep in I
Need meds from toast. Does anyone have a deep in check somebody's coming somebody's coming
Say it same thing same way. They've been coming the walls
I heard footsteps for the first time.
Got him! He's dead!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I have-
Little bitty, little bitty you.
I have to go first, Mets.
If you think I'll read that paragraph, you fucking crazy.
God, you're mine.
If you think I'll read that paragraph, you gotta be smoking crack out of your ass.
I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that paragraph.
You gotta be actually smoking literal math.
I got it deep.
He could earn money by simply being a great pilot, getting tipped off without deliveries, and then being a super medic after 40 food vouchers and 3 lines.
I have to do it.
He's got 50 round drum max for it.
No, I've got 50 round drum max for me too.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Oh, thank you, good sir, thank you!
Oh, aspia boda!
Well, yeah, good to see you, good sir!
To the hot zone, to the hot zone!
Oh, we sucked it!
Wait, look at that, Mr. Mercedes, we sucked it!
We, I, I, oh, we sucked it!
What is that, a VD doing here?
I can't believe we succeeded!
Right ahead of us!
Oh
Bad feeling about I got my future billions of time take I don't know if we should be in this happy
Wait
All right
I
Right we're next
He has a man in this voice.
They're getting us, they're getting us, they're getting us, they're getting us, they're getting
Oh.
I locked it in, boys. Lock it in.
I could use some quick medical assistance if anybody can find it. They're hard-
No, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy. I heard he kicked small animals. I don't even want him on-
You know what? We're sitting up to the blue can.
He'll be coming back. I'm back. I'm back.
Uh, the tank's still there.
OH SHIT! RUN!
Haha, the tank is here.
We rocket to C4 something old.
And I'm out.
Haaaah.
Haha, you're gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it.
I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it.
I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose my mind.
Second I wake up I open my eyes from a consciousness. I get up. I said thank you, brother
And the tank shoots just I do I see the day
fantastic
We're still getting up though. We're still good and we're just running oh, yeah, baby
Yeah, we ain't over till a fat lady's sex. They're right give it
little bit of healing, little bit of healing, nothing cute bradge
hey red I'm good
I was not red
join me, we're staying here
let's run
okay
okay
Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright.
Got a bandage and a jacket and a jacket.
I think he's going swell, I think he's going twibbly.
Oh my god, oh my god!
One shot. One kill.
She's just crossed.
Guys, we gotta get out of here, boys!
There's a guy with a shotgun.
There's a guy with a shotgun right there.
We are literally in the middle of their entire force right now.
We're suckin' again, we're suckin' again.
Heeeeh...
Did...
Dude...
Nothing to do fresh!
Nothing to do carage!
I'm reset, I'm reset.
Ooh!
Shit, oh, shit!
Odh-ing-low-dh-ggd, odh-ing-lowdh-ggd, odh-ing-lowdh-h-ggd-
the, the, the tank!
The tank is fuckin' us!
I know!
I know!
NOOOOOO!
I'm dead again.
outside
No, you gotta be you gotta be famous. You gotta be fit a tank. No, I'm serious
Impossible whatever man you call me a liar all you want. Just you wait
Which I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna spend I have $6,000. I'm gonna spend the last $6,000 of my dollars
Getting 64 if I die right here. It's over for me
Oh
Others run it's got those markets one
No space
How much space it'll rocket take out
It takes up it takes your your third your third thing. Oh
I need to get the I got the backpack with a bunch of two slots
Also the don't don't take a heli if you're you know, so you've already got in one. Ah, I sing just entered
Oh, did you say that? Oh, yeah, come back
Wait, is our swan point next to the tank?
Alright, our swan point just got...
Just got to the spot.
Uh oh, it's backing up. I think the tank might be after it.
Fantastic!
Alright.
Fantastic.
Stay in the hell.
Well, hold on. I'm already over here.
I'm already over here.
Well, it might be...
Okay, it's going back.
As soon as nothing stops, I can hop out of it and throw 64 on the tank,
get rid of the tank, and we're safe.
It is a tank coming to T4.
Spongebob will respond.
And blue out.
I think you found the tank.
Fantastic.
A BB!
Are you still here?
I'll be on my way back in no time.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Give me the hotpot advice.
Hotpot it with your other tank.
I'm in that take a single hand and leave the fucking right now. We have five guys in the zone by the way five. Oh
My goodness guy, we might not win this one. We might we might lose this bad boy
We got plenty of time. We have 31
It's pretty evenly split right now. We just gotta hit once we get rid of that tank is gonna be being banged
Mm-mm. All you do is do like a little dance in front of it.
You just sing to it.
You do a little semi-sale or whatever,
and then I'm gonna sneak up behind it.
I'm gonna throw 64 on its booty and then bam!
Where's the lead?
Did you come on?
I mean, you can try it.
You see it?
I do. I do. I'm gonna do dancing.
I'm gonna put my slipping socks on.
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, my goodness.
Maybe take off your shirt a little.
shirt a little uncurl your socks really give Michelle they still don't take your
eyes off of you busy giving
He's got like a hundred thousand dollars by killing us right there with one shot. Oh my god. I'm going for the tank boys. I'm going for it.
Oh shit, it's here, it's here, it's here!
I'm going for it boys! I'm going for it!
And...
Okay.
A sniper. Guys, I have AIDS. I have AIDS. I'm syphilis. I've gonorrhea. I have every...
My balls are so itchy.
I'm holy crap it's either the tank or the our sniper open after the shit
tell me
you should like future we should like no I just reviving our other guys and
guess what happens I give you all give you one guess one guess the sniper no
The tank?
The tank!
The tank!
The tank!
Right off!
Oh!
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I literally haven't been able to play this game at all.
I cannot play the game.
No.
The tanks are...
I honestly just think they're too much.
It's just silly.
You can't even grenade them.
You can't do nothing.
You have to have the fucking 17,000 RPG to get back.
Oh my god, dude
Because I'm eight and a half hours into my $500,000 goal and I have $3,500
There are so many rockets on the bodies out by our by our bodies out here
If you got to them, but the tanks just roaming around the campus and it knew exactly where we were
It knew exactly where we were and it knew exactly what we had
Oh, we got some allies coming.
Maybe he's gonna come by me. I got C4 to be watched.
Maybe I'm gonna get right next to him.
Let him come.
I'm fucking tanking my way, Pete.
I'm just gonna sneak past him and pretend you're on his team.
I'll get him.
Just tell them you're on his team.
What if I just crawl all the way there?
Good thing you're good thing you're good thing you're good.
Did it work?
Oh, it did not work.
It did not work.
Okay.
I'm kind of tormenting killing myself
and then going back to Spawn
where I can't buy anything of use
or sitting here
with no one to be able to buy me.
Um...
All right, listen, I got a kit for you. How do you get someone a kit?
You just drop it on the ground like you would anywhere else.
Oh great $5,000. I am about to pistol yet
Fantastic, I forgot about that. I'm gonna that fan
Fantastic. What a sweet treat. What a sweet little flight. Oh
Sweet little flight
Where are you?
I'm right here boss. Don't you worry? I got I got myself some stuff. I
Got myself. Don't you worry about me boss? Don't you remember me? I'm wow
I've got a lot of good stuff here watch out watch out
The other way
This is either both play oh, this is even full-out is not for me
All right, let's get to the day. Let's see if I can make my body got my C4 to the big okay. I
Got three RPGs
Got the RPGs
Yes, yes
I'm taking off the helicopter. I'm gonna try to land where my stuff is and grab my C-4 blown up.
We are literally losing to one day.
Why?
Yeah, and they're fighting us outside the circle, so yeah.
Listen, first place.
No question.
There's no question.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What do you think is going on?
Just wondering why the enemy team is surrounding us with Snackers, Tanks, etc.
It literally, towards our spawn outside the circle, it just doesn't seem that cool.
That is kind of odd.
It just, I don't know what's going on at all.
I don't know what's going on at all.
It just seems like it's not good.
You say that the hot zone is all the way in the east,
The whole team is up here outside the zone, killing us.
Did you say there's not that to go?
There's some type of other factor you're saying.
Yeah, and I can't put my finger on it.
Oh, but I'm just getting a feel.
Yeah, OK.
You gotta trust your gun.
You gotta trust your gun.
Absolutely.
but we just landed on the tank what it has a driver faction denied we did hot
under the tank the hell it was he just left the tank yeah I had the one of
all got out and we killed him he must have been the only guy no there has to
two one-drive and one one-shootin
Where's my stuff at?
Does this stop these mod if you respawn?
I don't think so. No, no, no. Cause this stays there for a while.
Where's my stuff at? Did we die right here boys?
They're swallowing that like right here.
Oh
It goes away if you reek it up perfect perfect. Oh good
good good good
She's gonna I found out that if you reek it up your stuff is gone
Really, but why you bet like that actually stay there forever. Oh, maybe only for you. Yeah, baby. Oh, I felt like four day guys
Oh, they're not a rich was these backpacks that are everywhere
There's no way
Well, here we go. Here we go. All right. All right. All right.
Is this our own farm? Are they in here?
I don't think anyone knows what's going on anymore.
I don't know. There's just a guy killed me that was right here. Maybe they're gone.
Hey, little jump thing.
It's so far to get the zone.
We need to get to hot zone. We need to take over hot zone and get as many people in hot zone.
It doubles up on people when we're in there.
All right, okay, we hold up. I have the wrong and hold on you're fucking okay. Hmm. Oh, he's what my friends over yonder
Poor bandages
And again, okay, okay, it's just my days for looting. It's a line days for looting nothing to brass
Oh nothing too crazy
Yep, it's too late for the RPGs
What do you mean I mean, I got three I got three rockets on me. I
Think the guys already dead. I think we're good. I think we're good
The big was a big you a big white
Oh boy that was a $40,000 kit.
Don't talk to me about being poor buddy.
Don't you talk to me about being poor.
How do you use the D-Fib?
How do you use the D-Fib?
Oh it's three.
Tell those stream cybers to get another tank for me please.
Sir, a BB is requesting another tank.
Another tank is requesting.
One more is requesting.
Just one more.
more just a quickie just a quickie
but you gotta get stacked over here
I'm losing up some light days a little bit like this
some light days for looting nothing do brads the do brads all right we're
good to go let's ride
I keep calling. Let's do that, Joe. Let's do that, Joe. Let's get some voice back. Yeah.
Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm ready. I got, dude. I got two extra batteries.
A D-Fib. I got... Oh, fantastic. I've got...
I have a D-Fib, but no battery. You might have one of those batteries.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got the hell. I've got the hell. Come on. I need the hot zone.
Yep, yep. I'm on my way. I'm on my way. Yeah, you need some Kegos here in the southwest.
In this building? Yeah. That shirt's shooting. That wasn't us.
everything all good boys
I think they're down a little bit.
You're here, you're here.
You're here.
I'm gonna keep moving, keep moving.
We gotta get that hot job boys.
We are far behind now boys.
We are far behind.
We gotta get moving.
All the green deep boys.
Come on, brothers.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Come on brothers!
I did it boys!
Lock it in!
Don't shoot me Mr. Wall.
Come on, let me see it.
Y'all see it?
Blast it! Blast it!
Blast it! Blast it!
Blast it! Blast it!
Blast it!
My man! My man!
Goodluck!
I let you die.
Well, they just dropped a bunch of guys off.
Thank you.
In my time of need, you would not believe.
I don't know if you just got here.
We've been getting ramped by these hoodlums and their snipers
and their large machines of whimsical and magical power.
It says that they came from the gods of the extraterrestrials.
Oh my goodness, you would believe.
You would not believe the 12 of us. You would not believe it. You would not believe it.
Now we are taking the fight to the boys. Now we are taking the fight to them!
We got parachuters.
Take it!
Thank you, Mr. Ben. Excuse me. Thank you for that.
Oh, fantastic. Oh, oh. Mr. gimmick, Mr. gimmick.
I might need to be about two seconds out from the left.
Where the hell are you going?
I'm coming out of the fucking die!
oh my god oh my kill me now just do it
fucking fun dude every time we get into a
hot fucking fight and the tank shows up
it's just over
I
Be me you are not with us. I'm ready to go. Oh, you ready go on
We were okay, oh
That's not the one that killed me though. No, no, no, I think it's a double-tank situation
Is this a CDS, a certified double take situation, a CDTS?
I think it's a C-C-T-T-S.
What's he was?
I'm back up, I'm back up.
Are you back?
Oh, I see you.
I'm up, I'm up.
I think it's taking a tank.
Oh shit, I think we just got one.
I think we just got it.
We got, we, we blew up the tank.
Oh my God!
Oh, they blew up our tank, they blew up our tank.
They blew up our tank.
Well, you know, as we come from the Earth, we return to the Earth.
As we come to the Earth, we return to the Earth.
As it's the cycle of life, it's the cycle of life.
God help us.
God help us.
God help us.
God help us.
God help us.
God help us.
God help us.
God help us.
Whatever we do for the rest of this match, there's going to be a tank following us.
Motherfuckers!
How the fuck did he even snipe me like that?
Do they have a scope?
SB-Evideo's here. We're saved.
SB-Evideo is right here.
SB-Evideo! SB-Evideo over here!
SB-Evideo!
Uh, uh, there he's at.
Alright, we killin' ourselves?
I just got revived and got killed immediately.
I think it's time to reset, yeah.
Reset yeah reset reset as I don't know about you guys, but I have not been doing anything for the last hour
I know straight up is always at our location
miraculously
No matter what I mean that one to be fair wasn't awesome
But the other one was as far with
4000 blessings, let's find that thing
I'm going I'm not doing helicopter. I'm going to the I'm doing the deployment. What do we do?
What do we do? Are we getting the C4s?
He's fucking tanked!
I don't have that shit unlocked.
The tank destroyed our scone vehicle. Very good.
Alright. I'm getting the drink. I'm in the heli. I'll be right back.
Okay. Alright.
Okay now. Okay. Hold on.
Okay, all right. I've got 64 on me and one death native. All right?
Be where you at. Was that you?
Hey, hold on.
think
you know the drone station at the farm was a drone station
was a drone station because that's something we keep dropped like
for the HW it draws like a rice that day
Why would I want a gun?
Like so I can walk through a nice forest and have 17 snipers 400 meters away, take my nipples
off, or if I'm walking down the street and a 400,000-dunk tank absolutely atomizes me,
what do I need a gun for?
What am I? When is the last time you've seen a guy that's within 10 meters of us that doesn't have a fucking tank?
Right through the next to him.
For 5,000 gold, you can fly it into a tank and perhaps kill it.
I haven't seen any drones.
I haven't checked it out. That would be a good way to do it, bitch.
Where are we?
Am I probably drunk?
So where are we going right now?
That was all my money.
That was a great time.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Give it, give it, give it.
What happened?
Give it.
Give it.
Give it.
I spent the last of my money buying C4.
The last of my money buying C4.
for and my pilot does a terrible into the ground this round I have played this
whole beta bitch this is the most cursed round I've ever played in my life
Oh my god.
How do you know what to do?
There's no more.
Does it take so long to get more C4 now?
Peanut, peanut, peanut.
What?
Peanut, I'm so sorry.
I assume it is. I don't think anybody...
I don't think it's like as soon as I get some hot, hot stuff.
There's nothing I can do.
No worries, jean.
No worries.
I've got plenty of money left.
Really?
It's all good.
I got plenty of
Froze the next time my screen came back. I was on the ground. I don't worry about advice
Don't worry about hey, don't you worry about advice? We all make mistakes
You have happened anybody don't have happened anybody. That's right. Good have happened to anyone
It's okay. I got job. Thank you. No chair
get get this guy away from the helicopters
you know you still got more money than me I doubt it I have two hundred twenty nine dollars
Inspect it I got inspect it for just a second
Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah inspection complete get this thing in the air
So it's hell out here. I'm coming. I'm coming. It's hell. I'm coming
Sir you do one girl role I'll empty this MB9 into the back of your neck
But we're so far away from the hot so now and now we're pinned by another team
This get this this round this round has been how I mean just now
This is not really great.
I think it's the time of day or something.
Great time.
Alright, Jimmy, do you see a take anywhere?
No, I'm dead.
Perfect. Perfect.
But when you get up there, ask God if the guy's gonna take a death.
I need to know I've got the sheep around me.
I
Make serious that's right here. I gotta make serious
Bandages I couldn't afford any
That's
You said thank you. Would you like some C4? I have that I've got plenty of C4. Thank you said. Thank you
I could stop it to you and you could run in and I could detonate it
Ah, no, that's a very, that's very generous of you. Oh, very generous, huh?
I'll have to pass, maybe a rape check another time?
We should be moving on.
Is there a baby?
Our spawn vehicle is not even.
Okay.
If we, I go to, I go to go to the farm and there's our spawn vehicles dead.
Then I go to go to the helicopter and I see a fucking
Black Hawk or whatever the fuck. Hi Huey on its side with no propeller at the bay
Another great ride another great ride
How do you like that you son of a bitch what in hell
They take us on any map? Oh shit they do have a take guys! They have a take! They have a take!
Oh shit level 3 armor, oh my god!
Whoa! This guy was rich!
I need this pal, I'm at a hard day!
Fuck that guy!
I have $200 dollars coming in here.
Guys they do still have a take, they do still have a take. I'm coming towards you with 604.
This is nice.
That is nice boys.
Oh shit.
Give me, do you see that tank?
Do you just mark it?
No, no, no.
It's, wait, where'd it go?
The hell?
right is right where the circle is like to see it go we go and these two out
there these are not sure about the map just got mortared fantastic fantastic
didn't die didn't die I didn't do it like tasteful you miss you about the
Take it to the sea floor.
It's coming right in the hot zone.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
It's right in front of you.
Right in front of me.
I see it.
Here, here, here, here.
Do your dance.
You distract him.
I keep just getting repeat mortared.
I just fully healed, and now I've got to do it again.
I've been touched.
Oh my gosh, we're going to die.
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
I
Tells story
What does it mean
Okay, okay, that's not very nice. This is a very nice. I will revive you, but I got for the $500, but I will be taking the $500
Okay, there's guys in between us. There's guys in between us in this house
The tank is is is watching my stream. It's like I can't get to him with the C4
He's be backs up away from me and then he shoots the edges of where my house is
No, no, could be something else
Thank you for the shit!
Ah, fantastic!
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
I was killed by...
Alright, just fuckin' walked into...
...Head-off Hitler!
Apparently?
Okay!
Ah, the Info...
It's the European man!
The Info is...
Yeah, one of those european, one of those old names.
Oh, here comes the tank!
Oh, where is it?
Here comes the tank.
I just marked it, I just marked it.
I tried, I tried to save you.
Oh, no, I don't got...
Oh, God!
That guy made a shooting here.
Oh shit, he doesn't even have any-
Oh shit, he doesn't even have any-
He doesn't have any time!
Hey, he just, he says point two!
He has two for the war person!
Uh, if you revive again, get the fuck out of that area.
It's being hit on all side.
Well, uh, maybe he gets the take down.
We do, we do, but I'm just saying, they're over here.
why can't I mark
oh my god
I almost got perfectly mortis
hey gary guy doing
hey
oh shit
oh shit
get the fuck out of here
they're coming through the field to our right
I got an idea
surely they won't know
besides right here
By the way, I have 150% setting up custom servers day one of this game, 100 and 50%
100%
That's gonna be dude, that would be, that would actually be fire, 1,000%
Everybody that you're fighting are friends and enemies and people from Rust
No, it's not about for to play with other streamers. I'm about to ban all these people. Oh
Like a public server that you just have admin control over. Yeah, I'm public server. I'm having trouble. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Oh shit, thanks just got tagged by an RPG
It's just one right to put right. I saw earlier to either. They don't like play it half-help
I get to it with the C4. We clean them out. I said get to them
Thank you something you you like do those spread operation
I mean I need to get a new backpack next life though. I need the three slaughters. I have it. I just haven't been buying it
Need it for my kid
How you doing
Oh shit
I
Hit him like
I got just be like you don't worry about
Did you want to take the rocket so you just have them
Oh my god guys this is a rocket launch I've never even seen before holy crap. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, I've never seen this, I've never seen this.
Oh my god.
It's your destiny.
It's our destiny!
It's our destiny!
It's our destiny!
It's our destiny!
Fuck it boys!
Thank you, Mr. SP Mario!
Go get him boss!
I'm on it boss!
Enemy car right here, enemy car right here, right here, right here.
The tension's bad boy out.
Yeah!
Nice dude!
Woohoo!
hey we go boy this gap that was just take it and he's really has nothing
okay is just take me job where's the ad fantastic you should take anywhere
He likes to be next to the hot dog
I know
The behind is behind us the way we originally came it's right outside straight here
Yeah! Oh, wait. Oh, we got it!
Oh, we got it!
Oh, yeah! You were kind of cooking that one, we're taking it back!
Oh, yeah, that was me. I got the...
I definitely didn't shoot one rocket after it was already exploded.
We could look like I got it.
So whatever you think happened, that's not what happened.
That's not what happened.
Not what happened.
Exactly, exactly. If someone tells you this would happen, that's because they're lying. They're lying and trying to slander my name.
Deceivers. Deceivers. Deceivers. Deceivers.
Okay, we can snipe that.
There's a hole in the floor.
Alright, alright.
Oh, dude, we're like right by the hot zone. Let's get into it.
Oh.
Oh, we're taking it. We're taking it. We're getting mortared, I think.
Mortared?
We're just getting more more died I
Got a little bit of a guy's coming in multiple multiple
Right right up here guys parachuting in every
There's 20 of them
I don't have any health. I don't have any other animal
to me I got some managers I don't know if you've noticed but they've added
bordering to the to the recycle of horror that we are experienced
we use the rocket launcher we use the rocket launcher
ah yes oh I've been noticing that they didn't just add that that's been
going on for a while and that might be on me I think the mortars
I
Don't see anyone
I have no heels and no extra ammo. So I'm not the loot of that guy for sure
They were there that direction and direction. Well, let's go. Yeah, I mean right right in this house
There's a body of the guy I killed. Oh, we were you at
Yeah, they got
Okay
I mean come on are we serious? Are we so sick? He has a fucking bow that's a bow
Oh
Do you like that top level to get a bow
Might be
I don't even know what's happening right now.
I'm about to lose my mind.
I'm pushing out of this.
I'm pushing out.
Oh, okay.
Oh, he was a good man.
He was a good man.
At least you are right.
He will be remembered finally.
That guy's...
I didn't know the bug could shoot that far.
You see that?
He's like 300 meters away.
What's going on?
I'm trying to heal you.
You son of a bitch you're asking for heels
No, I won't go I got no I got I got touch you thank you so much
Probably probably that does sound like a good plan
Let's get all right seven let's proceed
That'll happen just just take some aspirin
I'm some aloe vera on a
I've got one right on right
Right on me
Are you gonna go U-turn to circle?
No, no, no
I'm up, see my body
Oh I'm coming, I'm coming, I got just
There's guys up there, there's guys up there
I killed one, there's another one
In the, to the right, to the left of you
In the trees
You see the revive?
I'm already getting revived
Just focus on the dude
Wait, no somebody else
somebody else oh no the teammate the guy it killed just got revived the guy
just got revived
I keep moving
I keep moving
Come here
She's the castle boys
I'm moving up, I'm moving up
Yeah, so I just got my bandages
So it's a little tricky but I'm
Oh my god, who did that
The hell
So I will find I will well let me tell you what I find that guy
You'll be getting a stern
Talking to you'll be getting a stern talking to
That that I can guarantee you that I can guarantee you
Wow sickening sickening Wow. Oh my goodness
Ridiculous
Hey
do such a thing is beyond my imagination and I have a hell of an imagination.
Oh yes. Oh.
Oh no. Oh no. I'm in a meteor torte.
Infiltrated in a meteor torte.
Enjoy here boss. Enjoy here.
Let's get a little busy. Let's get a little busy.
Let's get a little busy.
Oh. Ah. The mortars have caught up with us.
Assuming you're dead.
Well, not dead yet.
I'm coming, Bodge, I'm coming, I gotcha!
They all then got sniped from the tower.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm good, somebody's got me.
Okay, here we come.
Where's the guy getting this tower, boys?
S.P. and Bodge, you'll find us the way in there, Bodge!
Mm-hmm.
Do you still have the RPG?
Uh, oh, I just dropped it, I just dropped it over here.
It's up right here, here it is.
It's in this backpack.
And that's the rocket.
Uh, right here, obviously right here.
Or something, it's somewhere.
It's somewhere between these two backpacks.
Not a percent.
Oh, you got it, you got it.
Oh, there's a tank behind you.
Hey, Dazzy. Alright, yeah, we're dead.
We're dead. We're dead.
Ah.
The tank's on top of me. I'm just playing dead. I'm playing dead.
dead I'm gonna put you on the
good fantastic fantastic I'm not
far I'm not far this round is not my
round this round is not my round
but this is not my round either let's
see I'm not 58 this round is not my
round oh my goodness oh my god yeah
Yeah, me neither. This is...
I was hiding in a bush, being perfectly still, playing dead to the tank, and I said, I'm playing dead, I'm playing dead.
It just went right up to me and ran me.
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
I almost got a sling to the agency.
I'm waiting for y'all.
Wait, where you at? Mr. BB?
Uh, yeah, let's... oh, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm at HQ.
You got a helicopter first, boss?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
I give you one quick say what's almost ready I'm gonna go oh they're my
all-out ways it you see a black whoa whoa a baby what the fuck hardly know
what that has to do with the situation
I don't appreciate what that has to do with it.
Dylan Danes, can you hear me?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He's like, it's my birthday, and I get a heartfelt birthday
message.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What's he giving?
He doesn't.
You got to tell him you need to inspect again.
You got to inspect again.
Inspect?
Inspect the helicopter.
Oh, oh, gosh.
Hold on.
Give me one quick statement.
One moment, Mr. Dylan.
Hold on.
Hold on there.
Yeah, uh, uh, new disadvantages.
I need to do a military helicopter inspection.
It's very, it's essential to the operation.
This could be, this helicopter could be poisonous.
You might be engaged in, let me do a quick inspection.
I'm not gonna have to hop out for just a moment.
Don't, just for you, I just want you to know
you can still suck a fat nut.
Oh, okay, oh, oh, hold on, wait, I, sir.
Okay, okay, now, cucumber, cucumber,
in order to be in for me to complete this inspection,
the sea has to be open.
I have to expect that seed and it might be voices I you're gonna have to get up for just a second
I'm gonna take this out of the stage though.
BAM!
We're good?
FUCK YOU GUYS!
Guys, play it, we'll play a game.
Yeah!
Yeah!
We'll play a quick game, look at the scoreboard.
Yeah, okay.
Let's play Guess Who's Driving the Tank.
It's a fun little game.
Oh.
Is it green by chance?
Is it blue by chance?
It's blue.
It's blue.
Yeah.
First hint, it's blue.
Interesting.
Interesting.
45 kills, huh?
Hey, look at the deaths.
45 kills.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Very interesting.
hmm fantastic fantastic well let me see where I'm at on this class let me take a
little beat oh you know what I meant to do bad 70 kills not too savvy boys not
too savvy I've also got 17 desert sweet deserts guy has uh what horrible
I've been doing absolutely terrible.
What?
One death?
Fantastic! Fantastic!
Like, I'll get revived like five times every death, just to add to my fantasy.
Fantastic! Fantastic!
I'm back! I did get the most deaths.
This round has been hell. This round has been hell.
Guys, I have the most deaths.
Oh, no. I have the most deaths on the server.
Where do you guys wanna go?
I wanna die.
wanna die
I want to die
come on
uh oh uh oh
what the hell did you do
pay me
and thus concludes the tale of the baby
no no
the guy
I'm on the way over here
don't help me
I'm a kid
you just
I know you did
that was you Peter
what
on this
Oh, so we can we should we get oh, we need to get okay
I don't have a kid
We're sucking we're sucking we're sucking, but we were really we are stuck if we catch oh guys we can still win this day
We're actually it's kind of right around while while we've been getting hammered
Now we're clearly I mean we're in this
We are see what let's let's do that. Let's do what they keep doing us. Let's get inside this tower
Hold this thing like Fort Knox
And you only have 24k after two days
How has it been 24 years folksy and you still don't have to pair
with a door look out of question me that won't I
got a question huh look out of question look out of question huh look out of
question mr. Closey little counter question huh little counter question
but you riddle me that okay and I'll I'll figure this one out I'll run the
numbers on this one okay okay fuck yourself I've been I've been laid by a
life down for the team that is why I don't have as much money it's called
currents it's called bravery it is called it is called sacrifice selflessness
That's why I don't have the money buddy.
Why is there so many doors in here?
Did we stop? Oh, we got it.
We're gonna add this sucks. Gonna turn this into a three-way tie. We're gonna get there. Mortared though. Stay and suck.
As I said, we also got this miss watch right here too.
I
APC's on its way I
Would imagine they're gonna come seize the castle here. How old can we how lucky we hold this the circle? Oh
It's
The moment you say that
Is it still on us every time he said it so it shines definitely leaving it's definitely
uh leaving. Oh, beautiful.
Oh, we got guys outside. We do? Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I don't know, somebody just
got shot. I see it. It might. That's a leaf.
The circle's moving, I'm staying on it, I'm staying on it.
Hey, what is that over there?
Is there a real trade in this game?
What is that?
I'm just gonna try and get it.
There's something billowing just a ton of black smoke.
Oh.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
They're coming to castle. Oh, they're pushing zone. Oh my god, what is going on over there?
Across the street across the street
We wear
Southeast got these guys
shit they're taking the uh point
it's a job come on come on come on
go go go
I'm coming March I'm coming
the tanks the tanks back the tanks back
Oh my god. Oh my goodness gracious guys the tank is back. We're gonna need some rocket launchers
Kelly Kelly
Kelly
You think we should still push the zone or not yet?
I'm just going around I'm looking around to avoid the tank try to stay in the zone, but none of our teams here
It's like me and one other guy
I'm coming right now
I'm coming towards you miss gimmick
Just stay out of line inside of that tag
Oh yep, it's down that road hundred percent hundred percent
Reds captain the points we have to get more guys in the show though hundred percent
How are you oh that's Paul Paul my man
the house down below. Oh, you got able to get house right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
the day got another light no no no I'm gonna revive the light wait for me hold on
to me this is not our guy where's it oh well not shit right now you fuck you
let's ride move the house go over the house
in the house with the house we had I'm looking at the windows from the
outside there's guys in the forest on us I think your house is actually clear
Go John, he's dead!
How'd you clear? How'd you clear? You wanna come back in?
Outside, oh shit, it's the tank that's shooting me. I'm dead.
Fucking tank out of this game. Are you serious?
It's so stupid. It's so easy to get. There needs to be like a man like
On a 20 minute cooldown or some shit. Are you serious?
I'm gonna rock it launch with a rocket. I see I could be I can hit the take with it. He's just sitting there
She's sitting there
Yeah, oh
I missed yeah, what boy got one more?
Okay
He he drives past the guy that is literally on him
That's to come shoot my house
You know what you know what no right now that guy's name. I'm sexy. I'm calling someone
We got tell an adult we got an adult. We are victims. We are victims right that guy's name down
What that guy's name down? We're telling an adult
He's just right crazy dude
Unproductive
Hey, we're not over here by the way are you talking about a peanut somewhere else
I
Yep, yeah, oh, we got a boys good work team. Oh shit. Where are you guys?
Take back take back take back
Shit, how do we get out of here? We need to run can't do anything unless you guys out
You should take, you should take, watch.
Shit.
I don't see it, I don't see it.
Oh, I'm gonna, I'm coming to you.
I know this is gonna, I'm gonna do much, but I'm gonna give my life!
So that maybe somebody else can finish it off!
I should have careful this tower, I'm not getting close to that tower, I'm supposed to have a place.
You're up there alone.
We're on the way we're on the way I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm good I'm good
Get to that tower boys
That tank just absorbed that rocket
I'm just gonna shoot the tail road in the rocket
I'm gonna shoot the tail road
It's a fucking rocket launcher
What?
What?
I'm supposed to take the pilot out
for a nice dinner on the
before I fuck up
What the hell are you talking about?
That's a rocket launch
It's one shot
Is everybody on helicopter's work?
Can helicopters just take a rocket?
How many times have you been shot by a helicopter?
You missed!
No, you didn't miss.
I mean, they can't do the rare cases.
I think they would be a rare case.
I would say the propellers make it very unlikely
that it would survive a rocket.
I didn't miss!
No, I hit it.
If THEN you missed, you're giving everyone J.I. backs!
Fuck you guys!
Hell yeah, it was.
Hell yeah, it was.
Listen this is the game where I shot a man with a sniper rifle.
You hear that boys? You hear that?
Damn right it was!
Damn right it was!
Damn right! Damn right it was!
Alright in order.
Too easy, too easy.
Give me, would you mind just saying that one more time
what you just said like two times ago?
I shot a man in the head.
No, no, no.
Think it's the helicopter in the rocket.
Oh you hit the helicopter with a beautiful shot.
Did you see directed?
I would say it was a direct hit.
I would say it was a direct hit.
Hold on now.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Some man right.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Oh shit.
Hold up.
Hold up now.
Hold up.
I mean listen you can look at my POV.
be hit and I will say it while armored vehicles can can deflect a rocket
thing with helicopters with the propellers if you hit thank you sir
helicopter with the rocket that's it's probably gonna strap put trap no limit
propellers probably going down you got it safe to pick up right obviously oh
yeah we're super safe to pick up yeah I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming safe I'm
coming. We are so safe. I mean it is I everyone is dead here. It's safe. This
no one's been here 20 years. No, this is very safe. This is very safe. You can
come revive us easily. 100% 100%. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That was a lie. That was a lie.
You were lying. You lied to me. We're not next to you. You're the rocks.
Well, obviously we're a little bit up the road, a little bit up the road, boys.
That'll happen.
Oh, and you're dead.
All right, fantastic.
All right, I'm killing myself.
And then I'm going to respawn.
All right, guys.
All right, you know what, what's the point, sad?
Six.
Oh, damn, we're doing pretty good.
We're tied up for first place.
We might actually win this game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was good.
Although they got blues got it back blues got it back. I'm gonna reset
I'm gonna start doing C4 is actually not that expensive. I'm gonna start getting C4 every time
Oh, you know well if I can for it if I can't afford it
I don't know why, but that was hilarious to me.
I don't know why, but that was hilarious to me.
It reminded me of one of those Tik Toks where somebody's cooking a steak and there's like
a hundred dudes in the comments going, hell yeah, hell yeah.
This guy goes, there's a big plane over here and like 20 dudes turn around and start
following him and one of them goes hell yeah
there's no way that was only funny to me there is no way
I fuck you guys fuck you guys yeah only need to admit that better to be yee hard
or yee hard there would have made it perfect
Oh
I'm head not out give it a you back a base
I'm here. I'm here. I'm back in the zone
I'm not far as well. Yeah, I went to Bob. I think you should regroup
Coming towards us
All right get this bad boy up the air
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's been for us, man.
Clean up the trash!
Clean up the trash!
Oh, absolutely!
Absolutely!
You want the best part on the job, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Now I got you.
You only want the best.
I totally understand that.
I totally understand that.
Yes, sir, brother.
Yes, sir.
You only want the best.
The best of the players.
Yes, sir.
I'm on it.
Oh, several fuckers, right?
They're fucking.
Two down.
Everybody, shut up back there!
Back there
You see the dog pick up speed
It is coming away
There's no snacks there's no waitress coming back turn off your cell phone
Shut up. If I hear one more P back down coming back and fucking every single one of you
No.
Oh, no.
Don't fuck with me.
No.
It's like a spicy peanut tonight.
Oh, no.
Bad Jed. Bad Jed.
We're g's for the key.
We're g's for the key.
We're g's for the key.
We're g's for the key.
I'm opening this fucking door.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in, boys.
Don't forget to tip your pilot guys
We're gonna push to the hot zone, we're gonna push to the hot zone!
Oh, we got 40 in zone.
We got 40 in zone.
Ooh, yeah, you're gonna never play.
We're zoning.
We're big in zone.
We're taking over the hot zone.
Sounds good, sounds good.
We gotta come back, come over here.
We're here, we'll be right there.
Move, move, move!
We should kill them guys.
I'm coming!
Yes!
Get up slowly.
Keep pushing zone, boys. Keep pushing zone.
Keep pushing zone. I'm coming watch I'm coming up going yeah, like ten guys on me, too
I got like ten guys cover the zone with me come on boys. Come on boys. We're sitting on 20 over here another 10
Oh yeah baby.
Get him home, pop up.
I'm bringing him home, son.
Now let me get a left slide.
Oh.
You got just some monkey little dance,
just cause you say so?
Huh?
You got your, you got just dance?
You got your jester?
You got your jester buddy?
Take their fob here.
Yeah!
Left ride!
Pack the fob.
Oh yeah!
All of me boys!
Yeah, how'd you get in jump over the fence? Yeah, we were looking for one. Okay, go this way. I'll go back
Over here boys on the far boys
I'm in with you boys, I'm in with you boys.
A shake down, a shake down, what?
What was that?
I'm safe from the Tegs, I'm safe from the snipers,
safe from the mortars and what do you know my own teammate plays baseball with me with a live
m67 grenade fantastic fantastic
and we are killing it we're about to win is that noise
oh you see me out there oh beautiful play boy it's beautiful play oh tingles tingles tingles
go to the other side get a boys get a
what the what the fuck
he's hitting with the door he said northeast oh we got we got a ball we
We got a model.
We're about to win this thing.
You're not a model.
You're not a model.
Follow the circle, boys.
Follow the circle.
Follow the circle.
Keep tight.
Keep tight on the circle.
Keep tight on the circle.
Circles moving.
Circles moving, boys.
Keep moving.
Quiet, sir.
This round is over.
I want someone to beat my head in repeatedly.
So I never remember this round ever again.
I never want to remember this round in my life.
This will hurt me.
This will hinder me in this round.
Why not like this really?
Yeah, it's been.
I mean, it's strangely we're in first place right now,
but it doesn't feel like.
I didn't feel like we should be just...
It doesn't feel like it.
I was just saying...
Yachtney was a sniper over at the pool.
Up on the seat.
The bleach guy.
Did I get you?
You wouldn't even try to get me.
I did.
It might have been showdowns.
I think I might have missed your class.
I'm good.
I made back every percent that I've lost.
Take it boys!
a rampage
That's the reds we need that's where you get boys. Yeah, I get answered
That's really boys for 20. Oh, they're my boy. We got more people in my you got me
Beautiful beautiful beautiful maintain. It's our main team. It's our main team for the longer seven seconds left, and I can spawn it
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What? You can't spawn with this bomb, Eagle?
I'll spawn vehicles at the fucking base because they're damn tanky.
Blowing it up!
We're getting snipers to the hills. We can't move towards the hot zone. There's too many snipers to the hills.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what to do. Boys, we all run out there at the same time for the hot zone!
That sniper can't kill us all!
3 2 1
Go go go go go go go go go
I'm gonna be the like the middle of the back
Are we so are we super boopa serious? Are we so are we so serious?
I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not even gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say
Guys I'm telling you I've made the gods. I've made the gods mad. I've made the gods mad Zeus
her meaties
I've made them. I've upset them. I haven't sent them. Give it. Give it. Give it. I just had 20 of our teammates run across the road so that we could get across with the snipers. And they shot one guy. Guess who that guy was.
Ah
Steven Steven it was Steven our dear friend Steven. He's always oh wow I pray for Steven
Just saying it's a shame it is a shame
Word sir
Justin the nick of time get the rest get the rest
Shoot someone else!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I've got to be in a simulation.
I have to break out of the matrix.
I can see them.
The ones with the zeroes.
They're in the air.
They're in the air.
They're in the air.
Something.
I'm going to lose my mind.
I'm going to lose my mind.
He's losing it.
He's losing it.
He's losing it.
It was twenty of us on that hill! I'm the only one that can shot!
As you got shot, I jumped out of a helicopter and shot from the tree.
Alright, now it's not funny. Now it's not funny anymore.
Now it's not funny. Now the games are over. Now the games are over. The games are over.
Is he gonna be banshee? Is he gonna be banshee?
Listen, we gotta go southeast, man. We gotta move southeast.
We gotta move southeast. We gotta move southeast.
my teammate just killed me with a hammer
why aren't you guys looking out checking for someone else
know what that means
does it have any advantages I could have
I got two bandages come
I see a man jumping out of a parachute, not popping it fast enough to jump the ground at terminal velocity.
How's he doing nowadays?
Yes, his life, his story, his story is ended.
He has closed that chapter.
The book is closed.
The book is closed.
The book is close
We're on a lot of gunfire the other two teams are fighting up ahead
To be reckoned with boy. We got like 30 guys. We got like 30 guys
As we have 31 guys because that nobody's in the Jones. That's an actually kind of thing unless we have some people back there
There's a good rally good rally. No, we don't know this is 31 guys. We got 31 guys right here
We got fucking six four ticks left
We're gonna win this shag
Bust in shot a big Mac after this
We'll be back after this red. Yeah, it's a big
Big Mac. Uh-huh. I'm sure old register the lead. Oh, God
I
Need to shoot from oh
Well we're piercing into the veil
Oh god
Please god
Thank you, Mr. K. Thank you, good job.
That's okay, that's completely normal, that's me, Jack Alpy.
This is the adrenaline running through your body, soldier.
Everybody's dying around me.
The tank is back!
I've got C4, I've got C4.
They're in the trees!
I've got C4, I've got C4, I've got C4.
Our team in one shot.
We just need to get on point, get people up.
Stay tight boys. Stay on the road. On the road.
Take it on the road.
I'm gonna have to die!
Swine tank, man.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
I'm gonna take one of these.
Fucking go back all you said.
I'm gonna take one of these. I'm gonna save the world!
I'm gonna save the fucking world!
Oh shit. Oh shit.
It's a GDXP. It's all here.
You don't kill this tank red-wings.
I'm gonna save the world boys.
We're back. We're back in control three points.
Anybody got any babies?
Stick tight guys. We got this.
Two more ticks. Two more ticks.
Two more ticks and everybody gets a big knock.
Did you cover these bad boys?
This is the back of your user.
We're about to win boys. We're about to win.
This guy's just saw us.
This guy's just saw us. Stay alive.
The ticce me back! The ticce me back!
I'm goin' for it boy!
I'M GOIN' FOR IT!
I got all I can do.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I got all I can do.
I got all I can do.
It's about 99!
I got all I can do.
I'm gonna get the smallest f**king tic.
I got all I can do, guys.
If you rest two people, if you rest two people, we take it.
Oh shit, we're getting revived, we're getting revived!
Oh, we need a lot more action, we need a lot more action.
Here, get us off, get us off!
Thank you, Mr. Cooley, I'll thank you, good job.
I'm gonna end.
That's me, the tree.
Got the rest, boys.
I'm about to get revived, I'm about to get revived.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
Oh, the take's down, take's down, boys, take's down, we got this, we got this!
We need three more in zones, one more in zones.
Boys, get revived and get to the zone quick!
We got this boys, this is our moment!
This is our moment!
They would sing songs of us, they would tell tales of this moment right here boys!
George!
Ha!
That's what you get, pussy.
That's it.
That's it.
That's what you get.
Okay?
Woo!
What's that?
What's that?
Yeah?
What's that?
What's that?
That's what you get.
Oh, you owe me thank you.
Yeah, owe me.
You see me?
You see that?
That's one.
That's one.
Yeah, big.
Yeah, big.
They're across the fucking water.
They're across the water.
water mr. Bowls mr. Bowls please I have a family mr. Bowls please
mr. Dylan mr. Dylan trademark please I have a family
mr. Dylan mr. Dylan please there there's so many reds you got a reset we got a
reset you know it mr. Dylan tell the boys to reset tell the boys to reset mr.
Bust it mr. Bust it do it again by yet by yet. I am gonna revive by yet. We're gonna watch oh
I'm reset reset every reset that's what we do. This is what we do. This is what we do every right ways
I'm gonna type this out. I'm gonna type this out
boys boys everybody find a helicopter we all land in the zone right now all the
guys at the same time we take this way
everybody but him everybody but him everybody but this guy hop in
We're all in the zone in the zone we need one more point we see later that don't all together
As we have zero people in the zone, we literally have zero greens in the entire circle.
We need one literal point, one point.
Hey, try to buy some time.
We gotta wait for the other teams.
Try to do like a little circle or something.
Get in, get in, get in.
Get in, get in.
Do a little circle, do a little circle.
Buy some time, buy some time.
We gotta go with the other planes.
With the other helicopters.
Oh yeah, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go, boys. Here we go, boys. Here we go! Here we go!
Now those guys I almost don't want to end the helicopters.
Let's ride! Final point. Final point. Red Team's 10 off. If we fail this, we lose, boys.
There's no second chances there's no second chances. This is a moment
We landed we landed in LZ. Yeah, we have to we have to the hot show red has 39 people in 39
You have to read in the hot show. We're gonna start right that hot shot by
watch it!
Kill as many dirty rats as you see boys!
Oh, you got me, kid.
Okay, I'll be there in a second, guys.
My pile had a little too much to drink tonight, unfortunately.
Hey, no problem. I'm dead. Guys, the parachutes in this game are so bad, like comically like
1999 video game.
Wait, do they have another tank?
That's fine boss, no worries, no worries.
He's gonna hop an helicopter, get back to that LZ, quick.
He should have fucking reigned it.
We have one more chance, we have one more chance.
They're about to be at 93 boys, he's on last shot.
He's got to get there.
Who's on the cap there says?
Great question.
The APC's up, APC's up.
Oh
Oh, we see wrap my PC. Oh
Lee
crap
Really guys every spot the ABC everyone spot at the ABC right now everyone spot the ABC
That spot the ABC spot the ABC everyone go back. Don't get the helicopter spot the ABC
No, go go go ABC ABC. Oh my god. Oh my god hold it fucking hold it
Right now right now every spot the ABC go go go go go
Hold it hold it
There it is. There it is. There it is, boys. There it is.
Oh, two easy. He's too easy. It's too easy.
Oh, done. That was the worst round of my whole life.
I thought it was pretty nice. It's pretty chill, relaxed.
Not many tanks, not many snipers. Exactly what you want.
entire game I'm getting the fuck out of
here boys I'm gonna eat you know I'm you're
done I am done I'm done it's three o'clock
pretty true death so I'm okay guys okay
I'll be back okay guys it's not about the
death count it is about the glory I led
this team I turn this group of men into
I turned this group of Scaliwags and refined soldiers.
Can we put the victory?
Goodbye, Mr. BB.
Goodbye, everybody.
Goodbye, everybody.
Good night, boys.
You still going, Pete?
Are you?
I mean, I've been shooting for about 10 hours.
Yeah.
I mean, if you go, I'll go another one, but-
Nope.
I will say this will be about two or three more hours, two or three more hours.
I think I'm going to I'm going one more no matter what but don't feel pressured
don't feel pressured sir
f**k it whatever let's do it that sounded so enthusiastic huh I hope you
You know what you got yourself into getting this is a two to three-hour match I know I know
It's only 1149 p.m. For me baby and two in the morning for me. I mean somebody can get up about five in the morning
Listen, I told you you don't have to feel pressured. I was gonna play one more
I
At least I have some money this time. Thank God. Oh, hey good to 67,000. That's a good nest egg
Oh
Out there are dirty blues and dirty reds and don't care if you live or die
Now I know today, not all of us are coming home, there's some faces here that I don't
think I'm gonna see again.
But if you go down, brother, I want you to take ten of them with you.
I want you to take a hundred of them with you to the grave.
Now let's get out there and kill these dirty blues and these dirty reds.
Hurrah!
Hurrah!
That's right. I don't know why we hate them, but all I know is we do. I couldn't give you
a reason, but all I know is we do. Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir.
I
Look at these government issued aviators every every soldier gets a pair
Not not these guys
Did you not get all you probably lost and yeah, you don't get a second pair
I didn't get the insurance package. It was too much. I didn't like it yet.
Yeah, I hate to see it. Yeah, I hate to see it.
Hey, everybody else get those like mystical brown streaks in your underwear once in a while.
Yeah, I see those those night. Yeah. Yeah, you jump. Yo, jump.
One challenge of the night since this was the last game.
Mm-hmm beat somebody in a fist fight beat somebody in a fist fight. Oh, I will
I'm watching your stream. I will. I'm definitely not watching your stream. Yeah, I know you watch. I know you watch.
Of course, of course.
No, I don't think so. I don't think so.
Which is game is that what the hell?
It is weird.
I think everybody's just trying to get in the green team and sitting on the fucking
teams like
That's that's
Guys guys stop sit there think of the green screen of the green team click another team click another team
You're not that big of a streamer
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
That's right, boys. That's right.
Which way is salt level? How do you think your level is? I want this M4 so bad.
Uh, look at the scoreboard. It'll tell you.
No, that's my War Dogs level. In my salt level.
Oh, I saw it level. How do you level up yourself? Do you have to use the rifles? Yeah, yeah, you got to use the you got to use it
Yeah, that sucks
I've been getting pretty I've been good. I've been doing pretty well up there up in here with this or so
Have been progressing
Oh no, 15 assault
Honestly, I bet you I could get level 20 hits around 25 levels
Yeah, hold on I'm gonna go assault rifle go assault rifle see if I can level I want that m4 bad
M4 you can see it was a pretty snappy
That's why I like the SMG
Yeah, yeah lasers. I'm going for that as well. I've been I just been made in this this galeel
I mean the glills nice, but the m4 seems
Seems like it's uh it was best in every game. Yep. It's just it's just a bit
Excuse me sir
starting team
Okay never mind. I'm out of the way.
Oh wait we gotta start team hold up. Give me one second.
See the real way to make money is to always have your defib on you.
You know every time you revive a guy with a defib it gives you $1,200.
Every time you do what it gives you $1,200?
Every time you revive a guy with a defib that's $1,200.
Oh that's nice.
Yeah and I get eight defibs. I get eight defibs.
I need the SMGs, I need to play more with the SMGs to unlock the meds, so I can unlock...
Oh yeah, that's why I have the meds unlocked!
Oh yeah!
Oh that makes sense!
That makes sense!
Then why are you still poor?
Hurry up, guys, hurry up!
Who's this guy?
They're not landed!
There, that one.
There, that one.
That don't sound good.
I'm not poor sir. I am
Cast challenged a
Lot of my money is tied up in assets. I would just need to liquidate them
I would simply need to liquidate them as
All that is happening here. There's all that is happening here
They're trying to fuck me?
Probably.
Yeah, there you go.
So you want to try something new?
Like a butthole or something?
He first?
Oh, you keep me talking.
It's not fucking fan fighting, sir.
It's clear Saturday.
Um.
I love it.
Thank you.
Who wants to buy a electric car?
Yeah, Helicopter.
Right this way.
Oh, there we go.
Puppy girl paw job.
Puppy is dead obvious.
What's the paw job?
I don't want to know.
All right, block it.
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
Here we go
We go it's giving you any odd power to start up a dude to be out back. Whoo
We're locked in our moment. It's our moment
I'm out of luck in this round. This round is not going like last round. No, it's actually bites the switch
You make the users jump out of the helicopter
I bailed in the helicopter didn't realize that there was some building right below us
Fantastic. Fantastic. I'm out of here.
I don't have the patience!
I don't have the patience!
Hey, don't shoot me!
Come on!
Oh, God! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
Gentlemen!
You stay right there.
Guys, this round is not gonna be like last round.
on my way. Oh, it's just gonna be very easy.
What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we
doing?
A guy just jumped off the roof to come revive me. I think he also forgot he
didn't have a bitch.
It seems to be a common theme.
I just realized I forgot extra animal that'll happen that'll happen gotta be careful
I'm heading to the hot zone all of you boys follow me get I'm a little behind you
Actually, I'm right. I'm pretty close. I'm pretty close.
Oh, yeah, let's move together. I got a D-Vib. Do you have a D-Vib?
Uh, I don't have the D-Vib unlocked, but I have a respirator.
Hey, good, good, good.
Locking.
I'm playing way more tragically this time.
No more running out of the open and just dying.
Perfect. Perfect. I'm with you. I'm right behind you.
Yep, literally.
Was that one of our D-vages or was that one of our D-vages?
It might have been a silly shot.
We was in Frank until he was in Winsor Frank.
Just a Winsor Frank, just a Winsor Frank.
Don't worry, guys, just a Winsor Frank.
I don't know how but uh to me to our left is dying.
I think you might have thought you just got a bunch of break.
I think you forgot a parachute.
That's fine.
It's falling out of the trees.
Fuck meteors.
The meteors falling too.
The shooting star and I'm ready.
Okay, alright, alright.
Don't even.
Okay.
I got you.
Don't you worry?
I got you.
That was weird.
Uh, I don't know how but uh to me to our left is dying.
I got too much, I got too, hold on.
Everybody's dying around me, everybody I love is dying.
Oh fuck, there's a tag!
Oh shit!
No, not again, not again, no, no, no, no, no.
Nothing, guys. I'm on my way.
Not again.
I'm having flashbacks, I'm having flashbacks.
Not again, not again.
This is the same guy, probably.
Not again, not again.
This is the same guy, I don't even know.
You guys just had the same guy? Is it, is it Chung? Was Chung the guy that she left?
I need to buy a tank? I can't buy a tank!
Because I can't get enough money! God, look at it!
And I can't get enough money on luck because I have a fucking tank!
Well, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, can you come play with us?
Come play with us? Listen, we need Coachy.
That's what we need. We need a meat shield.
We need to throw it into the grinder.
Well, we can throw it in the tank and then run right.
They mean genius genius genius. Thank you. We have our own tape. We look we do have our day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do have our own take
No, he's lying his decapit state is made of cardboard I take my deep in real
I've got time batteries. I've got 10
I got you good
you make you okay I was defibbing you already and somebody did you make you
right you just defib me as soon as I got it
I was already doing it
Okay, I don't...
That wasn't even this time.
I got you up. I got you up.
Good work, team. Good work, team.
Good work, everybody.
Keep up the big work.
As long as we're trying our hardest, that is what matters.
That is what matters.
At the end of the day.
I'm getting boys locked in it.
And someone stole my defense and okay and so much so much
insane who had my defense who's got my defense speak now I'm a rip your penis up
That's that that's gotta be the tank
Guys guys we gotta get out of here
I
Got my teeth in back
Don't worry fuck don't worry fuck
Yeah, we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go where we go where we go where we go
But we go back south south south south got it south got it that's worth the take
And it's towards this hot zone
And we can't go anywhere.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I got no heals.
I'm like one.
I'm just one.
You should wear all the souls of bodies.
And I'm dead from the sniper in the bushes.
I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
Ready, ready, ready, ready?
Run, run, run, run, run.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Ah!
Ah!
I'll tip for you.
I
Why can't I never see the enemy why can't I never see the enemy like why why can I find the enemy doing what we're doing
There's 20 of us right here
Yeah, we never seen this. I would I would I've just gave me one guy every 10 miles and there's 15 snipers watching him
Why get I buy dead blue guys?
Yeah, it's all snipers on those hills every single one of them's a sniper
I just got the the death the death cam and there's three guys with sniper rifles on that
Big Jesse big Jesse. Yeah, just a right someone
Oh, that's a rocket.
I gotta get out of here.
This is a death trap.
We're getting shot from the tower as well.
We gotta go to the tower.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Who's doing my part, sir?
Who's doing my part?
Can we go over to the tower?
Anybody want to come and give it?
Uh, I'm getting, I'm getting sniped.
Okay, now I'm getting sniped from the, the other snipers, dude.
They're doing this on purpose.
They're all your stream snipers and they're all sniping just to piss you off.
I know I know I know I know I'm a hundred percent aware
I'm a hundred percent aware
They just they just they just they just died for that I just I I just I everywhere I go
You know I can't see any enemies I'm just getting sniped sniped sniped sniped sniped sniped
Because I'm making a decent living revive of people I'm making a decent living revive of people right now
It ain't much when it's on a swing.
What the, you're the bad guy, dumbass!
Hey guys.
Hey, Clugsie, how you doing?
Clugsie, Clugsie, we've been getting our asshole gamed for three hours, man.
I can't do it anymore.
I can't.
Oh my god, please God join us and kill all these people please kill all these people
please just kill them they don't deserve to be alive they don't deserve life they
don't deserve it
we don't know ever ever if you if you if you put a gun to my head and said pina
name one spot where anyone killed you the last few hours I would die I would
I am dead! You have to shoot me!
I just got RPG'd in the town.
Somebody from outside RPG'd here in the town.
It has you! It has you!
I am just gonna control it.
I'm gonna come revive you, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you, I got you!
What's your weight?
I got you, Mr. Demek.
Oh, I got him!
Thank you, thank you.
Hello there!
Oh
She calls you you try to join this game
Don't like it what
Honestly, we might want to reset the lobby everybody on both those other teams are just even brunch
I'm down. We can get close in reset the lobby. This is it's because it's like a meme lobby right now
It used to be it used to be really like, you know, what happened
It depends a lot of it depends a lot of these guys are targeting the dick out of us right now
They just keep buying it's just tanks and then they bring the tanks exactly to us and now it's all snipers and tanks
Mostly though mostly it's just people once they realize they can't get on penis team
They just join the team and lock in and try to win but this one is we've actually won
the past few games in a row it's not that we're losing it's just that it's a
myth it doesn't feel like we're winning because it's a fucking miserable
I did I did well there's the tank by the way
down with the guy who killed me with a grenade last round
are we gonna switch server?
well it depends because you live
um
I
Think you're good to think he says
Let's just wait let's just wait
Let's just let's just I just got shot up dude. I'm in a room with five other guys
I'm any room with five other guys. There's a sniper halfway across the map
He aims between all five other guys and shoots me
And so to me
We got a switch servers every round. Otherwise if we stay too long it just becomes a mean shirt
Oh, yeah, they're standing in the chat. Look at the chat on the other team. Look at the chat
Are they posing your poor no no peanut you can't stop us
I know how they're doing it is it's not hard
I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I've got a plan. This is what we do.
I'm going to invite everyone to Stream Snipers because there's my Bungalows.
If they come up, because you think about it, a person that wants us to do us bad is going to Stream Snipers no matter what, right?
They don't care if I say guys come on in. You know what I'm talking about?
But my Bungalows like us and they're not going to like fuck us in the ass every 10 seconds.
Those guys are the people like, oh, let's not Stream Snipers. You know what I'm talking about?
You guys come on in!
You guys fill up all the spots so that these assholes
hopefully have less spot.
You're in the mud?
You're in the mud?
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Are you sure you're in?
I have a good idea.
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
You might remember the whole game is gonna be
Bungalow's anyway.
You're in the mud?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we might as well make it Cool Bungalow's.
Yes, yes, let's do that, let's do that, let's do, okay, okay, okay, you guys ready?
Yeah, I need it, but yeah, ready, wait, wait, wait, wait, use anonymous mode?
We have, we have to use anonymous mode.
Supposedly there's a streamer mode in here, I have yet to find it.
Yeah, but what would that really do?
Would that do anything?
No.
The lobby will be, except for three people.
There will be 97 people watching the stream.
I know how people are streamstiving and the streamer mode wouldn't help.
I don't want to say it because then even more people will know, but it's very, it's pretty
obvious how people are getting in.
Well have you guys asked?
I'm going to, I'm going to, but they're talking about, they're talking about,
wait a second.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, that's a great idea.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
He was asking to stop.
Now we're good!
Hey guys, can you please stop stream sniping?
Can you see these tiggies?
Can you see these tiggies?
Oh, well now we're good!
Why'd you say that?
Oh!
Oh my god, dude, I've been streaming for 10 hours!
We could've just...
I should've said that 10 hours ago!
Oh my goodness, you know what guys, this is why.
This is why close he does all the thing this boss. I'll just be suitin you just you can do on the ticket plus balls
I got you. I got a boss. Thank you. I'm okay. I'm gonna actively
Show the server. I'm joining. There's a higher tip. Yes. Yes. No guys. Just think about it for a second
We joined a server with four people right and then magically 95 people join who the fuck do you think is joining?
It's people watching the street
That's how they're finding it by the way because it's really there's only like two or three
Exactly the bad guys are gonna join anyways the cool bungalows that aren't gonna target us
We're gonna give them a better chance. We give them a running had start
So that they can get in instead of the bad guys. I'm saying it's obviously a decent plan
It's obviously a decent plan do it. Can't get a can't get worse. Thank you
Have you guys tried joining a server that's like 95 out of 100
oh shit wait oh they do exist they hold on wait that is a knife into that
actually is a genius okay that's not impossible until now
wait hold on that's actually a crazy insane I do you crazy good idea okay
Don't be looking at us like we're idiots. You guys didn't say that either
You guys didn't say that either
Possible until now
Every single server is 100 out of 100
Because it's late
You just hide this lane and then type out which one you're connecting and then we all connect
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm I'm tasting guys. We go. Okay. I'm gonna refresh list. I'm not refreshing list
Okay, we go and we're joining
it's like see it see it see it don't see the scheme though don't see the scheme
oh wait no no no wait no there's still a queue there's a queue of eight in mind
even though it's okay I mean I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go to the next he did it
oh my god I never see believe him you guys I actually have a fast pass I'm
I'm joking instantly put me a number one in the game
You're lucky dog lucky dog. Oh god. What? Yeah, the devs the devs in it for the for the fast-pass
Oh, yeah, I
Let's do that one. I just did check that one out. I want that one out P. You check me. I'm looking I'm looking
Hey guys, I'm in I'm in the way close. She's a spot one of the group. Yeah, honestly, I
I, yeah, I'm not, I don't know how that happened, I promise you, that is not, that is not
impossible until just now.
Hey guys, we're going this team, we're going this team, we see it?
See it?
See it?
Yep.
I'm in.
I'm loading.
You guys are in?
I'm in.
I
Know you guys are in
My man. Oh, this rounds
Just started you you can just do this like and then after our game just leave and join another one
That's like 95. Yeah, are you in this river? I'm in the server, and I'm on the team. Is everybody on the team?
Okay, I'm not I'll hide my screen until you're actually yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you on the team too?
Yeah, I'm on both.
Hey, Coach, you wanna go to the team behind?
Yeah, um, the point.
Was it number 69?
No, we're good.
We're good?
We're good?
All right!
Okay!
Okay!
All right, just nobody talk.
So nobody knows that we're here.
Ah, yes.
I was always me.
You have to say hello.
All right.
Nobody say a word.
at least say a damn thing.
Say a damn thing to these people.
They have to, we have to remain anonymous.
I mean, anonymous.
Yes.
Yes.
This is probably where Sweeper Mode would actually help.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Indeed.
I think this is the time that uh that might actually do something
I think
Oh
That was my good idea that was my good idea
Uh, look guys have one look what it's just us three a base
This is never
It's never happened ever
That's great. That's great. Oh, oh, we gotta pick. Oh, this might just be a regular guy
who's farming XP for helicopter. How do I buy a loose ammo? Are you gonna lose ammo?
I
Use that's where I find mine
God's right there
No problem. Hey, it looks he's back to me in the stupid one
As mysteriously as you arrive he has luck
Mysteriously as you have a good idea
Make a team
Oh, yeah got you oh
Yeah, make a team hold on
Juliet one Juliet one got it. Can we come on? Oh, there we go. I'm in. I'm in. Oh
Mr. Smitty for my
Thank you my boy. Please take your mobile. Oh, I just leave this ever by opening that
I think we're at a hundred I think we're at a hundred anyway
It's fantastic, fantastic, thank you Mr. Smitty,
thank you to my wife.
Of course you have a good idea, that's a blue moon.
That's like those asteroids that come by
once in like 50 years, somebody goes outside
and they go, wow guys, I wanted to see this in person
because I don't think people love to see this in person.
Oh, this pilot is insane.
Yeah, you're insane.
Yeah, you're insane. You're crazy. You're insane. You're insane. You're insane.
Alright, cover's blown, cover's blown! No one's started, trademark!
Cover's blown, cover's blown, cover's blown, cover's blown.
Alright, cover's blown.
Regular car.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, this is the optimal time for shooting.
I'm smelling my eyes.
Just getting a little bit of shower and food for you.
Thank you for experiencing it.
Yeah, I played Kod today.
And I refunded it.
Wait, is the DMZ mode playable yet? The new one?
No.
That's the only thing that I have even like 5% open.
Yeah, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, at least.
Blue team is, get screwed with their outfits, the other guys get black and green to hide
in the bushes, they get blue, you're following the entire time, you can fly in the sky.
I was thinking that, I was the green team kind of has a significant advantage over
everybody else.
Oh, that's a freaking heck
So that the games have been very stream-snipery today. Oh, I would not all day. It's the last like
Let's do let's do let's do
Yeah, I was right. I'm gonna be more than stream-snipery. Do we had a guy?
Tell you how a stream-snipery it was it was some guy in a tank
I
Are you not oh you're doing all your warm on your hands. I'm sweet hot diarrhea
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Not every inch of PC. Thank you. You're ragdoll
I get it boys lock it in but they would have stopped but yeah
For the love of the game for the love of the game
Why you want my stuff you want my items?
and then ship the love of the game
I have to cross map
Oh, I got tagged
I just got a headshot
Yeah, you can just
Yeah, I think it's west in the tower
I just stood together
and we have deep invite
Nope
Yeah, I got a heal
I just stood together and grabbed
Oh, God
Oh, God
Yeah, directly west
he's standing in the tower
Give me a give me a
You guys see the circle?
You guys see the circle?
Fuck them all
Oh, wait dude
even a headshot whatever gun he has is big the big boy was a chest shot in the
sks like broken in a bad way it's an absolute donkey guy at first ever we
see was really good but I'm tell you I used to give it used it in the bullets
they just I mean I'm telling you you'd have an easier time spitting paper out
your mouth at the enemy it's they just drop they just drop oh my god I just
to cross the map. He's to the other side.
He's a bow. He's a bow. That bow is crazy.
That bow is insane. It goes like a hundred miles.
It's just one tap me in the chest.
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
Both sides of us. I got you. I got you.
There's green across the right field.
He's definitely a bow. Yep. There he goes again.
What? That doesn't matter.
We're going to go straight to the right.
I think west.
Yeah, he's directly southwest.
Southwest.
Oh
Now we're going another one on the wall after loading the other side of the wall right here
You died
I'm inside for the right. We give it
Oh my god, we traded. I was I'm gonna give me first. I'm gonna give you a game. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dude, there's a full team of bow users. So I already deep fives. This is the reason we already deep fives. Yeah
That's my fault
You go back and you could take you you bunch. Don't you worry? Okay, directly to my south on the outside wall
They all have bows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Should we push over there?
I doubt it.
Someone's by me.
Somebody's by me.
I just heard footsteps.
She's very rare.
Wait, that's an enemy car.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's the guy that ran me over.
Where are these bow guys at?
They're on the bridge.
Southwest.
West Southwest.
I got one of the cars.
Let's push over.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cars right next to us.
By the way, cars right next to us.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to jump in the boat.
He's at the diving.
The diving team.
He's directly directly above me.
The bug guy.
No, no.
He's at the end of the pool at the diving.
The diving board.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my.
Hey, that car got out.
Shot me in the ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I can um, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. He's on the hill
He's on the hill. He's on the hill. It's much much much. How he's on the hill. We have two teammates there
I hear him. I see my seat. I see my seat. Take your time
Nice gimmick should be another one P
Yeah, there's two there's two more guys
There's no the top of that Debbie board, right? Yeah, I'm going to the apple on the dive board
How do you shot here?
Are you dead here giving?
Oh, I peeked me. I don't know how he knew I was there, but he's
You just did a quick hit.
He's literally dead.
Are you serious?
He's lit.
Are you guys got him?
Did I get him?
Did I get him?
Is he dead?
No, I didn't.
He said he's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
We're going to get him.
We're going to get him.
That boat is broke.
I can't wait till it's time for you guys
to be paid with all these revives.
You come over there and rub your hands together
for 45 minutes.
Fuck you guys, but not how many of you have had.
Fuck you guys.
Oh my god.
More boat guys, more boat guys.
16.
More boat guys, more boat guys.
We tried to boat but I was trying to spot.
Oh, I'm gonna see how that works.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One shot, chest shot.
Oh, there goes the building.
Let's go try that bad boy out.
Okay, there was another one with an RPG.
I don't know how he botched that, but he did.
I'll take this guy's bow.
I'll take the bow.
I'll take the bow.
I'll just take some heals.
See what's going on here? I wish he was going on here. What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Going on here. What's going on? What's going on with this? What's going on here?
What's going on here? What's going on with this bad boy?
I'll cross the road towards you guys.
Back in the mag.
Going on this bad boy.
Continue RPG? Yeah, wait. I need the defense.
Oh shit this guy right here bow guy
Where? Where?
Oh shit
I can only see his elbow
He's right under the uh the things
The jumpers
I hit him I hit him
I'm pushing I'm pushing
Oh I got him I got him I got him
That's another bow
Wait someone just dropped him
What the hell?
Yo our hell is about to fall
Really?
We should have a base here
We should have a base here
I'm on low five
Just constantly...
He's only going to top it up!
Okay.
Thanks, bye.
Thank you, bye.
Okay, maybe the boat...
Listen, I'll try the boat later.
I'm going to get my glow back.
I'll try the boat later.
Okay, he dropped that but we can't load it. It says that we're out of range.
Where did I put my other ammo?
That's over here, that's over here.
How's your ammo's right here?
There's the big green buff.
I'm out of bandages boys, we gotta get moving.
Same.
Wait, guys, if we set this bomb there'll be a ton of bandages in it.
Oh
I need the diving board, but I don't know where the sniper is
It's on the tower. It's on the tower. Yeah, what do we want to beat him out of a good right here?
I'm out of bandages
It's out of five it supplies for a father because he can't open them because we're not here far
I don't fucking know, I don't know, maybe he's stupid.
I got gimmick, don't you worry, I got you.
Careful, there's a guy sniping with the mozen on the main channel.
I got trash, I got trash, I got it.
Yep!
Woo, thank you.
I only have one more deep-fib provided new battery.
So keep your people jumping for battery.
I zapped him, I zapped him.
Zapped?
Damn it, dude, I need bandages with that stupid sniper.
only peanut sun oh my god if you people jumping for battery boys keep your
people jumping for battery the water talking about me money money's good
Uh, okay. There's a heli that is doing drive-vies on us.
Shit.
And he got there, he got there!
Oh, guys, I just got a ton of rebars and ton of bandages. Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Oh, baby.
Here we go. Here we go.
Yes sir, there we go, there we go.
I could just have a couple of those bandages, you know?
Just wanted to...
Just wanted to do, just wanted to...
Just to ease the pain, just to ease the pain.
Of course, of course, of course.
One quick moment here.
Just one quick moment here.
Don't you worry, puppies can take care of you.
Here's five whole bandages.
Oh my god. I know. I'm generous. I'm generous here. Oh my god!
He's gonna need a bit more than five. He's gonna need a bit more than five.
That's the first time I've been a...
I'm getting excited for somewhere? I think we're getting excited for that place in the southeast.
We gotta move. We gotta move. We gotta move.
No, no, no, no. In the residential nexos.
Residential?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know where we landed?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, we can start at the southeast like 300 meters
Okay, we should move where do you want to go anyway be here? Oh my god
Jesus Christ in a vehicle
We're going right to what you're telling us. Oh yeah, now this tower's typing at us guys. We're fucked. We're fucked
Let's go back when we came from let's go back we came from yeah, I agree
I only have two bags
Yeah, yeah close to the circle
And right the house we keep them
We go
Yeah easy about moving
Got him!
Nice.
He's got another bow!
Everybody's loving the bow, I mean.
Maybe that's a matter right now.
I just gotta learn how to use it.
It's one tap to the chest.
Everybody's using that.
Oh.
Is that really that good for us?
Did we use the bow?
Did we use that thing? Is that actually that good?
I
Yeah, I just marked the guys on the town
We all the same person. I think it's very strong. It's hard to use not everyone as here use that shit. You just suck
I just know my
more peaceful, it's more peaceful, oh this is so nice, you know, we take out a permadide
a single time, guys this, guys, this is so peaceful, this is so, this is what you can
actually play a game, what a blessing, I can breathe for just a moment, I can breathe
I
Know it won't last long boys
I think it will last until this game's over and then we just swap servers in the end. Yeah, but only all it takes is a lot five bad apples
I bet apples
Then they'll be just out full-time revivers. Hell yeah
Well, what team we are where I blew we need to get on that boy. We got that boys down winning
Yep, there's a lot of shots in front of me guys. This is a farm right here. Look at this. Is this our farmers or ounces?
What's the
Maybe we're still there's it so much doing something
Okay, there's a lot of people by the building a bit. What's awesome? We're still in there stuff. There's no not stuff
We just we just took this bomb. Oh, that's nice. It's nice. Good work team. Good work team
Yeah, I'm gonna push you want to go to the thing or you want to go to the tower east they activate the tower
Oh
East
Let's go to the gold circle. Let's go to the gold circle. Yeah, I'll get you back.
Oh my god.
That heli just crashed.
There was a full team in that heli.
Hey, I shot that heli one time.
I should get assist kills.
You right? You just get five kills instantly.
Damn right. Damn right.
Maybe I just strapped to the driver.
That's why he crashed.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, that heli...
Yeah, those are those bad apples.
I was telling you about possibly maybe maybe you just a big glitch since he was over there
Now he's over here
Hey guys, the heli blew up next to me
Wait, the heli the rocket one?
That one?
No, there was one on the ground and then I ran by it, disconnected player
I died to a guy that's not even in the server
Good work, good work
I'm just gonna
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're we're in hot zone right now getting points we're getting points
Here we go. We are not done. I even noticed it'll be fine
Alright, alright, alright
Okay, jake's tip
I'm faster run running please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I think someone's sucking the zone.
Someone's sucking the zone.
Green team's sucking the zone.
You can just give me one more so you can easily get it.
I got two.
I got two.
I already have one.
I already have one.
I already have one.
I had two.
Okay.
The green team's sucking the zone right now.
We gotta go stop them.
We gotta go take that tower.
They're sucking it. They're sucking it.
They're sucking it. They're sucking it.
Did we get those snipers that were shooting at us?
I don't know. I don't know. You see the west.
It doesn't sound like we got them all.
Let's go kill them!
They're right here.
Up above this hill.
Hell yeah, brother.
One down. One down.
Oh
On the bridge on the bridge
He's in got him
He's not so big but I'm one shot. I'm one shot. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
Didn't get any kills on those nades you cross bridge of the I think I'd be on it
the sniper up on the hill buddy yeah he's by the white car behind the white
Oh
What's up, dude, just do it right on me. I'm gonna
Work out the boys are we're gonna do easy
You couple good easy
Oh lots of men is here boys lots of men is there we go
Daddy likes daddy likes daddy gets daddy likes daddy gets
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh come back in! Stop it
I
Which we would lose the stream I don't know why
Behind us behind us behind us guys guys guys guys guys guys
Which boy just went down over there?
We're gonna get any big sir. I need to run out there as we can see where you got shot from again
So many people around me
He said my ride down at the end of the bridge behind a box truck
Yes, I'm just gonna wait for the
Hey for this guy. Okay. I let's ride
All of me boys follow me boys
I don't see nothing little guy
Don't you worry much, I got you I got too much
No, no, no, that was insane man. I tried to tell him I tried to tell the little guy
Yeah, I got you. I got you. Thank you sir
That's what oh go go go go go go go
George you can't kill us all boys
What oh my god
Looks like it came out of the window for a second
Yes, in the boat guy got pissed
You guys see where the ball goes super now. He was he's up here. He's up here. I got a guy at percent
Movie get a movie
Right here nothing
I've got here nothing boys. He might you might have moved he might have bailed when he saw us come
He was definitely shooting from these two windows right here.
If I just back it up, what's he moving?
What's he moving?
He's back up like this school or something.
Somebody just died.
Dead silent has to be him.
Yo, what the hell are you?
Oh, wait, you are forgetting.
That's the same.
I'm not seeing nobody, boss.
People are just dying upstairs in the second floor here.
And we are getting certainly greedy to get all our points.
He's in the bushes.
the bushes the bushes yeah right by us right below us what goes you let's get
to the school let's give this uh the same yeah yeah I think there's a team in
front of it I'm dead dude yeah there's people that say 100% 100% I hear
such yeah it's something crazy I don't even know what's going on I
okay so that's why I'm here I'm in the city back in the city this is
right above me on the beaches this is a fog this is a fog really yeah it's
I'm not gonna let you get in any fob, he's even on the map.
In the tower! Oh, the tower! Look out!
How do you even get up there? Is there a ladder?
I have no clue.
There's a ladder! Going all the way to the top of that!
You gotta be a psycho!
Alright, you like the hot chode?
Yeah, look at this. You see this giant building next to us? How do I ping?
I think they built this above us where you see it
Oh
Yeah, they're in around the outside. I'm on the right side of the building like
What's up, man?
That bow is crazy.
That bow is crazy.
He's going to breeze.
I can hear him.
You hear him above us?
Yeah, they're above.
You're right.
Wrap around, peanut.
Right here.
Stop.
Stop.
That's your job.
Remind you.
Remind you.
Move.
Move.
She fucked up.
She fucked up.
I don't know what it was.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I didn't even get up you guys guys I don't know if you I don't know if you guys
It's funny that you guys realize but I can't say what I mean.
I lock it in boys, lock it in.
Let's go to the fan zone.
Well there's this bow guy right below us in the stadium.
Unless you're doing dead, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
It's been a blast of days.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No thanks.
No thanks.
I'd love to stay on the platform.
On the street platform with that school with you guys.
That school with everybody.
I'm ready to die.
There's more guys still shooting at me.
There's more guys still shooting at me.
He's about to run us.
I just get somewhere else.
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
Oh my god!
Oh my god dude.
He's in the bushes.
He's in the bushes.
At the end of the stadium?
Like 20 minutes past the end of the stadium.
Another one across the street at the building with the little guys.
I'll be pleased God mystery pizza on the back of the game
We're back are you getting you up? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? We actually we have some we have some we have some guys from our last
Oh, there's a million people by the ball
They're leaking
Okay
I just got dvm never I got I got to make it live
oh he's a boss! he's a boss!
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
I got him!
I'm gonna go loot this little guy I killed for his armor
You been packing the loot?
I got him! I got him! I got him!
Who should we get?
I'm dead.
Are you full dead?
Yeah I just gave up.
I can revive you guys, I got revived shop!
It's alright, I was at the pool.
There's a million people at the pool.
At the pool, the whole guy got all the way ahead towards the pool.
We'll just give it a go.
Alright, front of me.
That one, one dead.
Ooh, I don't know where that's coming from.
It's at the pool, it's full.
Oh, not yet, it's full!
oh my god oh oh my god you dead you dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead thank you thank you
okay just let me know if you need to fall back in I guys got quick beat boxes I guys got one
thank you good job thank you good job all right we're back you good man you good man
he's in that pool he's that we gotta go get him there's multiple I'm coming
by come on get it just go let's go I got the one up top he's probably
Reviving him. I killed him at the top right corner
And that would not going
Okay, this guy's enough got another got another got another
I
Not see any more the bleachers moving to the house
How's it how's clear
Oh
You see any more I just shoot over there no south the other shooting to the south
Hey, hey boys clearly we keep moving. I think you move it
All right, we pack some magic quick and then I'm good to go. I'm gonna pack it's my suit
We go there
They're in our fog in our fog. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. If I wasn't sure before I'm sure now
Hey guys helicopter rocket man is back
Helicopter rocket man rocket man. When you coming home puppet. Don't know when then I'll be home again
Rocket man
Rocket man
Oh easy there there's guys in the pool in the pool inside actually inside the pool
I'll just bet inside this
I got one down one down. Okay, I think that was him. I think I was him. I'm gonna push me sure. Oh
Oh, yeah, rockage in the cradle
And I don't and I don't know when
Santa Claus Santa Claus is coming to town. Oh, sorry
Hold on why did that guy just swing that corner with a paddle? I just got swatting 50 we've been back
What's he used it? I
There's a guy on me on dad. He's over here the direct diagonal opposite of you on the pool. Okay?
I see
Sir sir
Sir, I'm gonna be second. I'm the second sir
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, oh, dear, give me the-
Oh, I just killed you.
Yeah.
Okay, dude.
I didn't make that a quump.
Thank you, good turn, thank you, good turn!
I just lost my 3k.
Yeah, that was spicy.
That was a spicy amit-paw.
That was a spicy amit-paw.
Yeah, over here!
Oh
Tons of inches on me like a shitload if you want some why it's gonna be charged was gonna be charged a super recharge
Oh, God. Oh, this guy was stacked. This guy was stacked
Over our single
He's armor. Oh good thing good thing. Oh, she kicked six seven six six
Well, this is where you're wrong because I give people pawn jobs. You're not gonna be anyone. Oh, I
Got too much. Don't you worry?
There's no sniper there's no sniper you're fine
There's no sniper snipers there, man. Oh
My god, there's super charges you like
ten revised I did two and I've been really good
I agree
I'm getting there show the pool that somewhere yeah, I killed one. I just killed another one. This is this is this
I'm gonna remember boy. What I mean what I mean what I mean? Okay? Oh my god. Oh my goodness one on me
Let's give it I'm dead again. Yeah, I'm coming. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this player
Yeah, we got it. They just beat one of the random holes of the wall number
Yeah, yeah, you can't get out of here. This is the meat grinder. This is the meat grinder.
If you have a sleeved sloot, it's for the week!
That's another triple kill?
There's money in the grind, boys! You see that 112,000?
112,000, we need that to be 500,000!
Oh, hold on. My reign of terror has ended.
Hold on, we still have the odd...
He's got two more guys, he's got two more guys.
I need medical assistance!
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
Oh, we got one more guy.
We got, okay, hold on, there's still a chance.
Hold on, there's okay, wait, there's still a chance, there's still a chance.
And it's gone.
And it's gone, all right.
And it's gone, and it's gone.
And it's gone, and it's gone.
And it's gone.
Back at base, specifically to your advice.
I am over here fighting for a fob.
Oh, the ever-fangled over here spotlights here.
I've always wanted to go there.
I've heard it's lovely this time of year.
It's one of the fobs next to the hot zone.
I
Am at it. I am at a defense up. I've got three details. Don't you worry much? I
Gotta get that that super charge battery that thing is nice. I need you you might be ten revised battery. You can get them
You guys went to Bob, right? I just want to take I just want to take
All right, all right, I'm here.
Can I go to Hot Zone? Is everything being shot?
We're getting points right now, we're getting points.
We're doing pretty good, boys. We're doing pretty good.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Oh, Missionary P, come on, boys!
Something's happening at the top that I don't really understand.
Yeah, making a shrine of Vladimir Putin and we're casting dust and sand on it.
We're lighting an effigy on fire.
It's an anti-aircraft.
Yeah, it's a cast curses upon him.
Cast curses.
Go away communism.
Go away.
Go away.
They say, we say, we say, we say go away.
That's it?
It's, it feels like kind of simple for a curse.
Well after the spell of course.
After the spell that we cast, we can't really, you know, just, you know, put watch to give
us communism.
We say no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Right, right.
No, I don't want to come back.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
So what we do is we have this spell that makes poops stick not work.
And then, I mean, how are you going to, you know what I mean?
How are you going to, I mean, how are you going to spread
communism throughout the globe if you're impotent?
Think about it.
There's a connection there.
There's a connection there, shall we?
I mean, it's country, but.
There's a connection.
It's mission, buddy.
I don't care what they say.
What's a communist?
Oh, is a communist gimmick.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
There's multiple guys on close.
Yeah, yeah, there's like four.
Hey, Koji, you know what I'm down there?
I got you, I got you.
Don't you worry, I'm just gonna save you a base.
Okay, I don't know.
Don't jump up behind, don't jump up behind.
Oh no.
Don't you give up!
Don't you give up, you bastard!
Mama Peter's gonna save you!
Papa Peter's never gonna let anything happen to you!
Mr. Peter, we have one mission!
We need to go save Coxe!
You're gonna save me, boss!
You're gonna save me, boys!
Coxe's up on that hill!
And he needs us right now!
Are we gonna let him down?
You would actually specifically have very much enjoy that
Drive earlier. We're coming cause you were coming. I got an army coming for you monster. Go go go
Well, we got it way into the lab tonight
Oh
I've got you. I've got you. I've got you. I've got you. I've got you.
We're here to save the day. We're here to save the day. Don't worry, Coach. I've got you.
Don't worry. I've got you.
Uh, yeah!
The hell are you?
I've already read. You just killed me.
No, no, I read you. I read you. You're welcome.
Welcome. Welcome, you're welcome.
We gotta go to the top of the cell. There's snipers at the top of the cell. Yeah?
100% yeah.
They're in the bushes, outer wall.
At least the one that killed me.
Locked in.
Hello.
Go, go, go!
Hello.
Seen this, Castle Boys!
There's definitely people up here, 100%.
I hear Schusten, I hear Schusten, locked him in.
Oh my Jesus Christ.
Oh, big coincidence, big coincidence you guys.
Hey guys, we sir, we sir.
The helicopter rocket guys back by the way. Yeah
I can it boys like it in
It's much better. I got you much. Oh
Oh
Absolutely, we got you guys cool. Yo 14 push up the mountain
Oh God!
Not up.
I got you, I got you, I got you!
Oh, that guy's weird by the way.
I thought somebody was looking at that guy.
If you were trying to get to my real crazy gut.
Yeah, this guy's
Insanity weird.
Oh.
It took everything.
That's so crazy.
Whoa!
I
Got a ton of stuff
Yeah, this guy's
This guy's got a ton of stuff in here
Oh shit, okay, we might want to move
Oh shit
Oh hey, it's a helicopter
Oh no way, no way
Whoa, no way
Where's this door that, where's this door that
Let's keep moving
Oh it's blowing, it's a south and south and south
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Go back, go back
John Wardog up there. You're serving his country proud. Good for him. Good for him
Whatever you see him again close. You think we'll see him again. Yeah, I wonder
probably not
Do you understand how big this map is? There's no way. There's like a hundred guys and it's huge. There's no way we see him
a fifth time
No, hold on now. Hold on now. That's impossible
Well, it's a bunch of common guys in the tree next to me. Yeah, but we're
I don't know I don't know
Yeah, well, we don't need that Bob that Bob's for benches
He sucks
Person for me
Get him boys! He sucks! Fuck his ass!
Can I get him? He's lit.
I don't understand. That's insane. That is insane. I'm dead. He's wrong to run. He's got to be one now.
I don't know so much. This game makes me want to shit my pants sometimes.
Not in a cool way. Not in a cool.
Oh, not the coolest cheeky bitch wait, no he just kept running
He's hiding out here. Oh good. It's after the top of the top
I can't I can't I can't even see me. He's a he's something out of nowhere. Oh shit. He's back the other guys back
Perfect
I could use some medical assistance whenever you have a spare moment
smoking you guys
Well, that's good. He got a little smoke job
I miss the smoke. I think you did. I'm not seeing it. I miss the smoke. Thank you. Good
sir. Thank you. Good sir. Did you kill both of them?
Yeah, I like a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm up. I'm up. I would send the hot job.
Fuck these guys. You're doing the talk. I'm technique to do both of them really
four miles
this game boys we're doing pretty good we got double the second places boys
we're gonna be good to give me a shocker but the hell he's back oh no go on
Seen as itself. Oh no, wait hold on. You must be famous. You must be cabin jet dead on a snack
We are food. Are you can't believe it? No, wait hold on doofy our food jet that are you not kept
Hold on
You dead off?
Wait hold on wait a minute
Wait a minute
Hold on wait a minute
H&R block?
H&R block that's where I like to go
There spawn things right here
There spawn things
The red team spawned a vehicle
They...
Armored thing
They're spawning all over me
And I killed one and I'm down
Where's the other one?
I'M COMING BUNCH!
I'M COMING!
I can get it, you give me
No, I'll get him
That's good
I'll get him
Right, there's more
There's more questions you have to get
Right here on me, right here on me
So they start popping out
I wouldn't get too close to it
This one killed me
I reloaded
I'm going to kill
I get it
Well played
Well done
I'm back I'm back I'm back I'll see you more over here. Yeah, we're still in my
Right here, right here. Yeah, directly east other south right this house. He's got the hell. He's got the hell
What's up to the east what's up to the east?
Do I go hot some you want to go east
On truck you begin we came in for sale. Yeah, we're just popped out. Okay. We're in this one
What is going on?
Oh, and a blitz.
And there's three in the force.
There's three in the force.
That's the spot truck voice.
And I cannot wait to have those other piercing bullets.
I've heard downhill.
Oh my goodness.
There's two down here I think.
One's right there.
One's on.
One's uphill too far.
I'm putting up a $500 ride for anyone, anyone that gets me $500, I'll even flick the tip
a little.
Special Sunday offer, specials this Sunday only, this Sunday only, special Sunday offer.
It's a big day, it's a big day, big day today.
I just got mortared.
Thank you sir, thank you!
I'll get revived, I'll get revived, I'll get revived!
Hold on, what is this about to mean?
I'm dead!
You try your best, brother.
I'm gonna give up.
And that's what matters most.
That's what matters most, brother.
We just want to have a fob right next to him.
Yeah, we just want to have a fob right next to him.
Yeah, we just want to have a fob right next to him.
That's I'm telling you that galore just shoots a little too slow
I agree. That's why I want the m4, but you got to keep using it if we want the m4
Did I level up yet? Oh, I love it. I love a 16 assault. I want the m4 so bad
Oh, that's really good. You know, I
It's gotta be good. It's gotta be good because the the problem with the assault rifle guns
You can't shoot it fast enough to multi-kill like you could like 1v1 sometimes 1v2
But it's like three guys in front of you
You can't shoot fast enough to kill them off for the get to it
But the M4 in other games usually has like a super high fire rate bit of other AR's was it like 800 to dark up
So it'd be like it'd be like having a SMG but to get the assault rifle range and the stability get about
Yeah
Well, I'm level eight
Now I'm gonna buy that the tibulated bad even week what's going on that
Wait, the red team just parked their thing outside our base.
Huh?
Another respawn.
Where's the cool battery at?
Where'd the cool battery go?
We'll get it next time, wait for me.
It's not that easy, I think so. I think so.
I'm spawning on you boys, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Come on down!
Mr. Keonick and Mr. Monkey Monkey Mr. Right here, but what fuck is one good man?
Good up and thank you, Bob.
What?
Yeah, they parked a respawn thing over there.
Oh, yeah.
On the south side of our Bob.
Oh, wait south side of our Bob.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Because we're on the south side of the whole map.
I promise I'm staring at it.
Let's blow it up.
I don't know how.
Oh, you're right. They're right there.
That's interesting.
No, you're interesting.
I think we're blowing up right now.
No, no, no, they're just pretty up front.
Oh, how could my scum-
No, no, no!
He just sprinted up front. He ran right.
Down the road, down the road.
Let's just jump on him, on him, on him.
Got him, got him, got him.
Nice little nice shots, nice shots.
There's gonna be more spawning.
There's gonna be more spawning right here.
I'm literally staring at the ass.
really come on the side to come on sides okay I think I want to play this
game what's waiting to actually do you have to pee on it watch to get it right
now I know you're in there you son of a bitch oh wait he's going in there
Oh
Crazy move that was he thinking he spoke in crack. Oh, he put him right on our base. He's gonna blow it up
Maybe this guy from earlier just got put us behind
Well, that's the honor Bob now, so no, no, no, it's literally outside the ball of the fun. Oh boy
I
Take the hundred boys
Yeah
Let's get this a perfect where we died is across the river. So there's a million people there right now
So counts
into the blue square
Oh God!
Woo!
Feeling it now, Mr. Crancon!
Feeling it now!
This guy just handed out free fit now.
Oh!
Uh, what a kind man.
What a kind and friendly man.
Oh God!
They're shooting us from the house, gimmick.
Give it give it cookie. There's a guy giving up. He's been all back here. He's gonna ask him
Really?
We're getting shot from the right as well. Yeah
I am one shot
I should be pushed forward let's get up
I'm under the bridge under the rigs out he's used a 1,000 dollar parachute for a 10 foot grab
There's all things should be all things should be
It was up here me
I'm he's dead
I got a boy
I don't buy this guy right here
Hey from the out I
Got too much. I got too much. It's worry. That's it. Oh
That's not closer
Oh shit, that ass was too plump. That ass is too plump.
Oh, got him, he's dead. I got him.
Yeah, he's nice, nice, nice.
Gotcha.
Hey guys.
That's not the one that was shooting us. That's not the one that was shooting us.
He's further back.
Oh, that's the guy that killed me.
You should have been shooting when I was...
Oh, I didn't even realize you'd done it.
The boys got you? Coloxy?
Yeah, they got me.
guys the guy's resurrecting me and he's saying he's gonna give me a paw job
oooohhh! lucky dog!
do lucky dog!
how much do you charge it? is it free? is it just like the first one? like the sample only fans?
I don't know, it's really useful
I just want to apply
the love of the game
really? love of the game situation huh?
incredible
incredible
oh my god
he's a good guy
that's a good guy right there
That's a good guy. People right front of us.
Right front of us multiple, multiple, multiple-
I'm taking- I'm taking-
Is she watching?
Oh, dad?
You dead?
They're aiming to the north.
There's another team to the north.
Got you.
Oh, yeah, there is-
Oh, okay, all right.
Word, word?
Word, word?
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him right now.
Word, word, word?
Oh, I'm getting Wearned.
behind the singular rock in the middle of an open field okay the master hiding spot
the master he's he's yeah give me a sec take your time take your time
oh thank you but you're gonna run backwards the smoke's about to run out
I'm just gonna go go go go
Oh my god
The pod job guy is back
Yeah, how much do you charge for one pod job? Oh, we lost our father
All right, put me down for one next Tuesday 2 p.m
I
Have you guys I'll see no buddy. It's one of our teammates shooting. I don't know
Okay, some sit me
Understand it
They're right on top of me
I
Was you
Right here boy one left for the wall
Okay
I got too much don't you worry
I got you mystery Pete I got too much I always come back you know the speed is
I got you puppy girl Bob job. Oh nevermind
We just hot on the road guys we got to keep moving
Do no way he's one shot. Oh nice got you got you
I'm just gonna pick you up right here.
Dude, my gun was in reloaded man.
Yeah.
There's definitely a little clump.
Why?
I just stand still.
What the heck?
Are you AAP?
There's two of them.
They're standing straight up in the trees.
Right across.
Yeah.
At least two.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Come on, shot me right.
Shot me right.
I got down to the right.
I got down to the right too.
there's a
missionary P
that's really trouble here. I think
yeah I see him he's right here. He's right here.
Hey my guys are going down. My guys are going down.
Yeah I'm resting here.
Oh god no way.
I have a kicker guard in my box.
No I like the feeling of his hands.
Don't get that thing.
Literally every second.
I'm probably on top of the hill.
I'm Bill.
I don't know if you want me to throw my limp leg at him or
They are nice for strings to my arms and go catch to that guy, but none of us here are alive
Get the last one the last one you three spot. No, I had no court right is probably
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They were coming from all directions. That's a that's a reset. That's a reset. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Don't you usually kill yourself, Bill? All right.
Let me see let me see obviously I get those cool batteries. Can we get those cool batteries boys?
There we go going back to Bob going back to Bob. There we go boys there we go.
We wanted to take yeah, I'm spawning there now, what's the score looking like?
We're still in the lead but both teams are encroaching upon us.
Oh, you wish we'd leave my line. We're doing pretty good. I'm not gonna lie boy. We're doing pretty good.
I
Don't show
And do it or boys
Excuse me, you're alive. Yeah
Whoa
You request a healing. Oh, I can hear you boys. I'm coming
I got fit now dude. He just I'm running like a gazelle. I told you this guy had not been
all for free back there. I told you that I was live. That guy's great. In charge of
the thing. Why don't you drop my pants and close my eyes for 10 seconds. Oh my dentist
does. That just means he's a good dentist. See some dentists don't get in there.
They just look at your teeth.
You gotta know you're healthy all around, you know what I mean?
Not wrong.
You should tip them.
I do.
Give them a bunch of $1 bills, one at a time,
by throwing them.
Well he has a thought on-
You're going to get into this office?
I'm your dentist.
I hate to break it to you.
I didn't want to come out, but I'm your dentist.
Dude, will you fucking let me heal you
without shooting me are you an idiot okay there's a bazillion people in front of me
I want to know that this guy is spamming rises for $500 and I did that $500
oh thank you sir I'm feeling it now these dick crabs
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, he's not joking dude.
Oh, my god, oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, he's not joking, dude.
Oh, shit, dude.
right from the front view of the seas
oh shit two of them oh my goodness oh my goodness what right is that tree
he's just good at it
posted up all in all sides of that hill
yeah yeah I can get you hold on I'm gonna wrap up
just no way
put that again
and it was very long
and it was very long
and I charged
there's a terrible push
unless we do it super flim
He was in the bush
Yeah, yeah, let's go ourselves. Let's go ourselves. Okay. Yeah, we don't go that spot anymore
Mm-hmm 100% out of the guys. I'll give you let's just hop in a helicopter and fly to the hot zone all together
And then we we sit in the house and get everybody out
Let's do it. Let's do it
Cuz I've lost all my money
Oh
You know way
That's because you play like a bat!
What?
Yeah, that's right.
You heard me say it.
You heard me say it.
Wait, what are you saying?
Our father kills a hot zone.
Our father is a hot zone.
I'm just saying about that.
I already bought it.
I already bought it.
I already bought it.
I made boys.
I made hot zone.
The same amount of kills as you.
I'm in the hot zone already.
That's it.
I'm comicizing you in a hot zone.
In a hot zone.
The outside when I get there, I'm just going to ram it straight into you.
All right, then.
Log it.
The outside when I get there, I'm just gonna ram it straight at you.
Alright, I'm gonna log it.
Alright, let's ride!
Dude, damn it, I had that guy's scope and it was so good.
Down back to the scoop at Red Dot.
You did not- Are we not thinking of Floopsy?
No, of course he's down for it.
Oh, he's at Bob. He's at the bump. Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Right there, little trick. That's the sideways barrel roll.
It's a little slower than I would hope, but it's- it's- it's something. It's something.
It's something. It's something.
And let me show you the real Barrel Roll.
Yeah!
How do you like that, huh?
How do you like that?
Oh, dude, you barely recovered.
Now let me show you the
Backwards Barrel Roll.
Yeah!
Okay.
How do you like that, huh?
Oh, hold on.
Oh, dude.
Haven't mastered that one yet.
I still have the training piece.
I knew I should've jumped.
I knew I should've jumped.
Did you guys die?
I was so I'd give it some new cool tricks.
I was so I'd give it some new tricks.
Well, I do have cool tricks.
Okay, I do.
You say watch this we die.
that's not even remotely true you are making that up all right I've been you
don't tell it to the point oh hold on the blue it's a cool down for me
Okay, hop in, hop in, hop in, jeep, I'mma show you some cool tricks.
Oh baby.
Oh no.
Let me try, let me try.
No, no, no, it's locked, it's locked.
Our big bugs were head-down.
Oh god.
Let's go it's barge up it's barge up. It's the fit dealer
Here.
You shall!
It's he who's hitting it!
We're working on it!
He's already crashed once.
Working on it
Already crashed once
Back in the air
He's gaining altitude which makes you think he's gonna try another backflip
He's definitely a dude. He's definitely
He's up to something. He's up to something. That's not true. That is not true
That is not true
That is not true
Okay, just one quick backflip
in my hand. I don't know why it's
turning so slow. That's really
weird.
I think they're pushing our fob.
We're getting more in. They're 100%
pushing our fob. Are you sure?
Yeah. And all of our guys died.
All of our guys died.
I
Know my guys die
Cuz I see so many dead people on the map. I were here finally
So, you know, where's it was about guys that you jump out gimmick
You don't trust you to plan this out
I
Pushed spacebar immediately and it didn't work
Are you making my eyes?
OOOOOOOH!
Get clear!
Don't you worry. We all forget a parachute every now and then gimmick.
I just find a hop-up when I got it.
Not when I now.
I jumped out of parachute and the helicopter was so low.
I just died to a moron rocket at me towards the ground
Papa peanut you to take care you pop a peanut you take care of it. Come on. I'm gonna hop in this perfectly working vehicle
If I die completing this trilogy
That would have been legendary.
That would have been legendary.
Help!
Gimmick falls out of the plane.
Clumsy gets struck by a mortar
and I walk up to a conflict.
Help!
All part of the plan.
All part of the master plan.
All part of the plan.
I'm gonna lose my job.
Help!
I'm gonna get an addiction
Stop it!
Oh, she's here, not Finn!
Thank you, the chair!
I'm feeling it!
No, Mr. Krabs!
I'm coming!
Don't you worry, monster!
Oh, should be...
How are you faster than I am?
Oh, I'm here, Brad.
They're all in the river.
by the river.
Oh, the river.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Thank you.
Guys, you're a lot of dead guys out in front.
Ah, ah.
Ah, thank you.
Help.
All right, is anybody going for you, coach?
OK, I'm coming.
Thank you.
And that's what was revived, yeah.
I got twice.
I got rise.
I'm good.
Oh, they're floating, floating.
Come, come, come.
Yeah.
I
Have Paris I am Paris I gave oh that would be fantastic. That would be actually pretty smile. I'll be pretty smile
Guys, how will we not getting points right now?
Was gone yeah greens. Oh, we would do some suck at it
Thank You, Mr. Aurora
Good man, Mr. Aurora
That's a possibility I got you
You're fine everything's fine
We got some dick guys out here
Okay hold on hold on
I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him
They're sneaky out there
They're using sneak tactics
Thank you
I'm moving out boys. I'm moving out
walked up to me and said, can you guys please leave?
The streams are a little bit much.
No.
You get to experience what we do.
That's right.
I mean, somebody just came up and asked,
if we'll leave the server?
Yeah.
I'm just kidding.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, not on a bike.
Not on.
Not on.
No sharing.
No sharing.
We can see the time, you can see the time.
It's like, it's like, I understand, listen, I understand the request.
It makes sense, it makes sense, it's logic.
Get back!
Nothing I can do, nothing I can do.
No one's coming to save you.
No one's coming to save you.
I'm gonna sit here and wait until someone comes to save you and I can kill them.
Just so you know, saving you is just so close.
I'm sick man, it's here to save you.
Provide this man immediately!
Go first, soldier!
RIP, RUN!
We're going to the same damn area that we just got brutalized.
Yep.
Am I going?
Oh, Niggle, there's a lot, a lot right here, right right here.
Too much too much.
Yep, it's the same fucking area.
Yeah, he's just the same hell.
No, no, no, no!
He just took a super wide swing here.
That's not thinking much, right?
Nice shot.
I didn't even see that guy.
Well, let me get this guy up here.
He's watching us.
Oh my God.
You okay, Mike?
No, there's a minute of people back here.
Are you on this wall with me?
Where you at?
uh oh wait you're in front of me really people in front of you
let's kill him should we go this way i think you might want to go right
you want to go right up the hill you just want to send it up now let's run
judge i want f***ing f*** no baby
all right
Okay.
Maybe attach a plate.
And I'm dead.
And I'm dead.
I could use some medical assistance.
Why are we even pushing this though?
We're in love with the game.
We are so in love with the game.
Love of the game.
Guys, you guys need to grab a...
...screw it.
Oh, we...
Pawn Jump is on me! Pawn Jump is on me!
I'm back I'm back I'm back we get that
going towards closey
what's the guy at BSMR did you get him or no no he's directly probably second
I can't fucking move in this game literally just you get caught on everything
I know I know it's infuriating. I really hope they
kind of
Rub the schmutz off of the movement in this game a little bit. Yeah, there's special sizzle. There's special, special sizzle.
It's definitely schmischel jizzle.
Oh, it's $7,500. Oh my goodness.
We're a good guy.
That's a ton. That just put us positive, boy.
What's a guy that put us positive?
I thought we were in here.
Oh, guys, the choppy, these helicopters back.
Yeah, I saw that.
Oh, thank you, brother. Thank you, brother.
Take this, Castle Boys!
Kill everyone in China!
You want a handjob?
I only got the old-fashioned Rub and Tug.
I like the Rub and Tug, anyways.
Inside's clear, inside's clear, we're about to do big...
Oh, god!
That was that.
Fantastic!
Oh, we're back, we're back!
I got him right on the other side.
Yeah, he's peeking that corner.
I thought it was a teammate for a second.
I don't know why.
I'm gonna revive these two guys, I'll be right there boys.
What?
Fuck it, I'm gonna come for you guys.
I got you.
He's down the corner, he's down the corner.
He's very low.
I got more.
Really on top of my, our bodies.
Yeah, yeah, literally, yeah, yeah.
Got him, got him, got him, got him.
I'm gonna let you down. I'm gonna give you up
Be it's never gonna run around
Wait I think I hear more if I do to I did you know we're getting donated yeah, you guys we vibe
Okay, I'm dead again
What? I'm coming Bonshock! I'm coming!
He's on the corner.
Fuck the deal!
Somebody get me out!
He's right around the corner.
Left or right?
He's the guy to go.
He's killed another one of us.
He's in the left.
Get him! Get him! Get him!
You're getting fucking different ass.
Nice, that's not him.
Is that him?
My god!
Another one I let him, I let him, he's lit.
Woo!
Really, really?
Is he over the wall?
Oh my god, they're in the bushes.
Oh my goodness, how did I even kill him what the hell I need a part job I need a part job
stuck
There's two of them I got one I got one there's one more to pursue the pistol
No!
Come here!
Get back!
We're not dying here boys!
We're not fucking dying here!
We're not fucking dying here!
Get me out!
No, he's here!
What's happening?
No!
No!
We're not here!
Not two seconds ago!
We're gonna be two.
Two seconds later.
I'm all right, boys.
I could never get a full healer.
We wait for the general vibe, or should we go out here?
Yeah, we 100% wait.
I guess.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think they're getting dressed.
Wait, wait, wait, we gotta tell you.
How many just killed three of them?
I don't know if these guys are coming for us, but I don't know.
I have full faith.
Maybe not.
Wait, let's see if this guy wrapping.
Maybe this guy wraps.
We'll wrap around.
All right, it's not like you're up.
Guys, I have an idea.
What?
All right.
We all kill ourselves
Me first me first me first me first
I won
We have a fob going in his own right now, what's up on it?
We get one actually I'm gonna wanna add our other base
Want to be close now the controls on okay, it's almost it's almost there
Or we can get in the house. I've been shooting for 12 hours. This game just sucks your time away. It's give you such a deathly
Pretty nice. Yeah, it's nice. It's nice
You're fun game
Once it gets to the LA doesn't it still it's gonna let's get in this taxi
Well, I got cheaper on the grind. This is the other grind. Yeah, once it gets a control zone
Then it is so have you shut my time away
I think it's anything
That'll be a crispy $50 bill buddy
All right meet behind the Wendy's next Tuesday 3 a.m.
Right after I down a 4-4 right not big pantalones do not be pantalones
Of course I do
What?
E3 level 3.
Bet I got a 4 for you for a better helmet?
More for 4 for you?
See that?
3 times faster.
Baby girl, thank you, Mr. Barriers.
Thank you, good chat.
Is this...
Are we waiting for the tank?
That could take forever.
I think someone's there.
Then he's got to take a ride, go all the way to the base, stop.
What if he doesn't stop there?
Yeah, I think we can get this in until he's swung on it.
Second against his own.
Yeah, look, he's not even doing his race.
And no, we had to wait till he stops.
He's not even trying to do the face.
There's a lot of pee!
What?
He's, uh, surely right.
He's trying to turn right.
He's trying to turn right.
Right, right, right, right, okay.
He's going, he's going.
Okay, okay, okay, alright, alright, okay.
He's going, he's going.
Surely he'll stop as soon as he gets to the circle, right?
Okay, it's moving.
He's just got a little bit more to go
I just realized I think the reason didn't turn right and that one part was because it was a river
Oh wait, there's a team through our left, inside these buildings.
Let's go, let's go, get up!
Oh yeah, we got the main group.
Oh wait, guys, we're about to win, what the hell?
Oh shit, we are!
Oh yeah!
Oh guys, the helicopter's back in a second.
Is that the helicopter shooting me?
Holy shit here
That's for you
A little bit of fit, a little bit of fit, thank you my job, thank you
Woo!
Why we going so fucking fast, fellow?
Oh, no
I should know what the fit really does, I'm feeling much faster
Hey, you right, so much faster
It's just the infinite double sprint
Oh
It is a little faster and the double sprint usually only lasts like five seconds
Oh
Five, ten seconds, nah, and this is
back to this Bob better than that fucking church hey the hell hey guys
he'll be back on the way I wear these was that on
I
Do the building yeah on the dirt air
I'm gonna see nothing
They should we kind of in the middle of but fuck no where
Shit
We're about to win. Yeah, but they just signed it up with us red team. We gotta get that hot job. Get this thing really. We gotta wrap this thing up, boys.
We gotta wrap this thing up. Wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. Let's head to the hot job. Let's win this thing.
I
Wonder of getting fit all the people gives you money if that's true. You just buy fit laws
Start jabber people
I'm level 72 so
72 yes I'm level 20 go the fuck outside fucking loser no loser
I'm cool guy like base buildings. I'm a cool guy cozy. I'm not
Right go straight back to the church boys
That's not that's doesn't feel good
Yeah, I captured a single guy captain. Oh, guys
Is I'm honestly just catching a stick right now. Oh shit. What the fuck?
It's the same problem. I think I killed a guy. I killed a guy that shooting at you. I think
Yeah, I killed the guy who's shooting at you
He comes here you like
No, I think I captured, if not, finished capturing.
Oh, he's still alive, he's still alive, everyone.
Yep!
I think so much no capture, I think so much no capture.
We got it, we got it, charge, charge, charge!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Should we build doors, should we have a hammer?
I don't know how to.
Inside inside inside, I knew the hell what, where?
I got you boys don't you worry boys
I'm a piece gonna save you
Oh my god
Come on, man. Come on, man!
It makes you sick, dude. You make me guys see this.
Let's see this watch. Let's see this.
I got this. I got this. I needed to pack a mag. I was like empty.
Oh shit, I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
I'm about to run! I need smoke! I need smoke! I need smoke!
Oh no, what the fuck are you supposed to be looking at? It's a mortar, dumbass!
What the fuck are you looking at? Stop it!
I'm so by a what?
What is work? Are you an idiot?
There's a guy this guy I guess I'm a real guy. He's on the stairwell. He's what other stone stairwell come up to the base. I
Wish I can't smoke
You win this round buddy
Is that a bag guys?
There's oceans in the back over here?
Oh man.
He's got him, he's got him, he's got him.
God damn.
Getting shot at from somebody else.
There's somebody still there in the forest.
That's red is gating on us point-wise.
We gotta kill like three more red people, so we can start getting points.
100%.
Oh.
Like puppy is teabagging on the enemy.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go there dead. I got the keep the hot zone and kill some red guys. Yeah
Moving out boys. I'm moving out let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Look out of this hellhole
All we I do is kill a couple red people if you're literally one point away from winning one
Okay, I'm dead there is there
I'm all good. I'm not dead. I'm good. I'm good. I'm gonna kill that. Yeah, there's just one guy there
But they're just I don't know how they're just constantly
I'm dead again. There's I dude. I don't know how this place I don't know how where there's
There's just an infinite supply of dude.
Infinite supply of dudes.
Infinite dude glitch.
Infinite dude glitch.
Infinite dude glitch.
I know. It never ends.
Infinite dude glitch.
Infinite dude glitch.
It's an IDG.
How can you?
You can, but...
They're everywhere.
You're a little bitch.
Oh
No, he sees me fuck
That was really the animal holy shit
That one oh, yeah, but one of that one is that what I am
Is that what I am pushy is that what I am up?
Is that so?
We need one point blue team pushy blue team. Fuck you run it out
out. Now let's ride. Let's ride boys. I'm fine. We just got to get, we just got to get
a guy who's in the hot zone. Did you get my torch right now? I'm 17 to 22. If we get
three guys, we're gonna get a hot zone. Guys, oh my god, if we can just do the infinite
dooglets in the hot zone we went. Oh my god. The infinite dooglets? IDG. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The one gimmick speaks up for the ancient scrolls
Hans Hans
D.D.
Any one point
We got a rat this thing out boys one point is all we need
Okay
This pilot's crazy. He's got the taxi symbol on his helicopter
Yep, I have 27,000 people in there. I wasn't gonna get up. So we're just gonna just go in there and win
We got to revive this guy for our meat seals, but he's giving jobs in a month
28 people out of way
Yep, sure that can just fuck sure. I just want in right you got it this time on. Oh
This guy's hot dropping us dude
This is a hot drop
I
Is anywhere in zone
We're halfway
Much much much much.
33, oh we won.
We had no way.
We got it, we got it.
That's game.
Hooray!
We're the winners!
Let's go!
Too easy!
Too easy!
Very easy.
Very simple.
Shuffle shuffle.
95k profit,
K profit lower than mercy
I got 85 damn proud. That was pretty good. That was pretty good boys
Not good
Elbow is just four and
The more you're not getting off are you?
oopsie
You can do one more. Yeah
You can do one more
One more is not too
That was the pre-lash that was the last one before the last one
We so dead serious, we so dead, guys it's four in the morning
You can do one more
I'm following
The sky's blue, brass stream
You know
more. I mean, can't you do a new server that? I mean, if everybody's in, that's an awful
claw hit. Like the hell, guys. Can you do a server? Can you do a server? We so dead
There is guys this game could potentially end at seven in the morning
We all copy any done
Yeah, but if like we don't suck it could end sooner
You know
Like if we play better, oh, yeah, let's just let's just let's just let's just dominate me does a 30 minute
It's a quick 30 minute game
Okay, I will agree to this on two conditions.
You do not get distracted by anything other than the zone.
No towel, no base building, no the personal vendetta, no way to revive, no, you have tiny
water.
Secondly, I'm the team leader. Choose a server, okay?
I'm the team leader.
I'm the team leader.
Alright.
Okay?
IGL.
Deal?
Bone Collector.
Deal?
The Bone Collector.
Fuck it!
Won't do it live!
The Boner Collector?
The Boner Collector.
That's right.
Yeah, that's yeah, that's all you
It's all you are we switching servers? Yeah, I guess so
Right by the way, I will not be restarting. He's right. I do like
There it is
I'm ready to fuck you guys I was ready to get up too but you know I want that map that
we just played is that OZETTI or BAKARANI I think that's BAKARANI because look at the
Look at the map, isn't that the church?
That doesn't make any sense.
It's the church way.
Look at the, oh wait, but, but, as Eddie has this soccer stadium, so that might be Ozzetti.
Yeah, I was just saying, that doesn't make any sense, because where we at the soccer stadium as well?
I, you know what, I feel like it's the same map, it's just different places where the circle is, maybe?
I don't know.
Yeah, those are both...
Oh, that's weird.
Where'd you get the...
Whoa!
You come up with that on your own?
That's an interesting idea, gimmick.
That's an...
...intesting idea.
Did you come up with that on your own?
Oh, but...
No.
Hold on.
What? No.
No...
Wait a minute.
Oh, wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
Wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
hold up wait a minute now shut me right hold on there were two maps there's two
maps shut me right hold up hold on my tasteful destruction wait a minute
I think it's a Zeddy. I think so too. I think so too.
We might, you might want to wait for a mister close to come back from water before you.
I
See the server and
Come on I've achieved for 12 hours. I'm going for another fucking two basically through a three
Come on, I want to hear it, bitch. I've been here
It's the you're reading it wrong it's come on peanut
Alright, okay. Well, why I'm on in
are in the chat to win perfect it was the gliel good is that worth it to unlock
ah you have to unlock the glue to get to them oh but the gliel is the best one
up the airport is it is this vacation I think it's better than the AK in my
experience. Hey guys back out that's not the server. Yeah I don't know.
I just think that was...
Alright there it is, this is the server. I'll tell you the team is here.
Oh wait that is not the server.
Dude, dude, dude. Hold on.
Here's the server. There you go. That's the server.
Okay. That's the server.
That's the server. That's the server. That's the server.
I have to get a little PB. Before we go, just a little bit.
Is there a light piece for PB? Is there a light piece for PB?
Got it. Wait, here's the team. Is the team? There you go.
Is the team? Are you?
It's this position one-on-one.
Uh, okay, this is not the server. Back out.
Here it is. This is not the server.
I don't know why you're trying to figure this out.
Can you fucking focus for two seconds, buddy?
Ridiculous, ridiculous, close the eye out of him, smack your wiener with my dog.
50 times after a nice dinner date out on the town after renewing our wedding vows.
I mean, come on Posey, get your head in the game.
What are you doing?
Are we doing that one that you sent?
No!
That was our decoy.
That was your decoy.
Now.
What about the other three that you sent?
Those were decoys as well.
We're going this way.
No, wait, that's not it.
That's the wrong map.
That's wrong man. That was another decoy. That's another decoy. This one right here. You see it
Okay, yes
Really throwing off it right now here we go here we go and here is the team you go okay
All right, I am
Yes, yeah.
Hi.
Um, yes, yeah.
Oh, I already showed the game.
But it doesn't show the servers.
You better get it quick with the team.
Givick, are you a papa?
How long have you been on this?
Where?
Yeah, guys, is the AK better than the Galeel?
Or is the Galeel better than the AK?
your family
shut up
i'm trying to believe
I have again, I have again, to save the Blue Dwarf.
Okay, hold on. Who's this guy? Oh, for fuck's sake.
It's Podjom. It's Puffy Girl Podjom. How does he find this before everybody else?
Alright. Uh, you guys already out on the battlefield?
Nope. Oh, great.
Oh, thanks boys wait we should get in this guy's helicopter Kimmy John oh
Oh, it's a privilege.
Hello sir, do I trust you fine?
I hope I don't crash.
Hello.
The battery act for the show, come on.
We see you tonight after the show boys, let's go.
Absolute cinema.
I can't even see you right now dumbass. I'm making my kids
I'm fucking working on it
I'm working on it you absolute slut all of you whores boys and slots
Oh my God, there's a hole in it.
I can sell your bussy for a dollar.
I won't tell you what a dollar.
You want a dollar?
Oh, damn it.
Hold on.
Wait, wait.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Give me.
Did you just take my fucking seat?
Are you so dead serious?
Hey, you have better get to walk in.
Thank you, sir.
Hey, give me.
I think your mic is through that glitchy one. We can't hear you.
Yeah, he's doing it.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
It's doing it. Give it to me.
Where's the pusher car?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm making a squad. I'm making a squad.
Throw that boys.
Okay.
I
Cash money wizard killed cash money wizard cash money wizard also killed
cock infuse euphoria
That's what he was really getting to it. Yeah, we can get you
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Dude, why are you talking in swan?
You're going to fly this thing?
OK, thank you!
That's life.
You live and you learn.
I'm going to figure out my first dog.
Where's Peanut?
I'm not allowed to learn it.
He just didn't get in the heli for some reason.
No, I was actually going to get in the heli.
But then some obese person took up my seat.
What a piece of shit.
Yeah, that's what I said.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
I said, look at this.
Look at this piece of crap.
I said, oh, you should have been there.
You should have been there.
I wish I could have seen it.
I would have given him a piece in my mind.
Yeah, I said, buy two tickets of this flight, fat ass.
You know what I mean?
I forgot to keep it.
I would have.
I would have.
I would have fucking.
Yeah, I could give my hands up.
Just right.
Just a punch right on the jaw.
Hopper-con.
You know what I mean?
Oh, my God.
Like Mike Tyson.
K.L.
K.L.
Oh, my God.
We're fighting at the same spot again.
Okay, let's do the ones that are on the fucking.
Don't worry.
We're safe, Vod.
We're safe.
This time.
I'm the best pilot.
What's the best shipping?
There's me, Mr. Pogger.
Oh, gee, worry.
I'm the best pilot.
We're just filing webs to the bitch of saving lives.
Oh, don't you worry, boss.
How are you alive?
Oh, don't you worry.
Oh, don't you worry.
Shoot that guy right there.
I'm gonna turn you around.
Shoot this guy.
Oh, hold on, wait.
I'm gonna shoot him up over there.
You know, we're getting shot in the head.
He was dead.
Oh my god, dude, how do you fall? This is your fault.
No, no, wait, where the fuck did you come from? Those are like two of us in that
and
definitely got some issues it says this is one two three four five six times
definitely hit me twice on my screen
uh... yeah you can get me but
but but we should do you got to use up
come on
All right boys, let's head on out
I'm heading to you guys location boys. I will be able to barely
I'm again a fat person took my spot on your helicopter and then I jumped in a helicopter
copter with a moron for a pilot so unfortunately i want attempt number two here i will be there
in just a second holy shit we await your arrival we await your arrival
okay pal how do i i didn't even say that first one in game chat
you mean that guy i didn't even say that the game
The circles move it on.
If you can't get rid of them.
Police!
Police!
Police!
Police!
I feel scared.
I'm marked in.
I'm feeling like I'm apparently on the side of a murder
apartment.
Maybe you can get me if I drive.
I'm like bin-line and I can't see through the hill.
He dead.
That's like kind of his whole thing.
They knew up there.
They're so mad.
Fuck.
Yo, if we had a ki-me, I'm coming!
I need to get there first. I guess it's closer to red slightly closer to red. Yeah
Because you're
Good we went we went to hell. I'm jumping right out of the enemy right now
We died like that you should probably think that guy's it didn't let you on the heli
I
Don't look at the left side of your screen. You can't lie
That's deep state deep state lies deep state
Boys lock it in
Yeah, fuck you
Wait, who did this?
Did you?
No, I can buy one that'll move in the game.
Wait, wait, there's a lock there.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
I drive.
I drive a lot of times.
I am a constant.
I'm a constant.
I'm a constant.
I don't know.
I'm creepy to be honest.
Wait, I think the guy on the right bought it.
Hello, who is Haley? Is this you buy this? Don't worry. Oh, don't you worry. Oh, no,
no, he's nice. He's the one here. He's fine. We're buying papers. I've had doing that
was about a hundred meters out you guys close
uh gimmicks flying us there right now and repeat you make this fine yeah what
happened to this is gonna be a quick game on zero to 20 right now
it just uh well we had um yeah we we haven't really got our feet yeah there
there was yeah there was some bumps in the road just a bunch in the road
just start mm-hmm okay uh i think we actually were one off
getting points the entire game so far but we had a teammate just kill himself
three times in a row
well when I choose I find that guy he's good he's getting rid up and soon as I
find that guy he's getting he's getting reprimanded immediately through
barrel I can do a barrel you didn't trust my skills to be good
Oh, I didn't know
Say this overgated boys. There we go. We're looking at boys
Don't you ever school. Oh, I got you much
Yep, hold on
Oh, hold on. This is not good. This is not a good situation. Hold on
Are you just dropping us in the hot zone
Help!
Thank you, boys! Thank you, boys!
Watch out! There seems to be someone shooting you, sir!
Alright.
Is there anyone shooting?
Alright, Vic. I hear a guy's talking.
Oh my God!
Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cross road.
Yeah, I'm scared. Oh my God.
Okay.
Alright, we got multiple of our blue guys right outside the zone here.
There's people in the pool area.
Oh my God, there's a tank up.
There's a tank up there, Cloaksy!
There's a guy in here!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
There's so many people up the hill, gimmick.
There's a tank up there too, dude.
There is a tank!
Oh lord, we gotta get out of here.
Yep.
We're in a bad spot.
There's a team above us.
Where's the ice to come into the pool we had a ton of guys and we got like 20 guys we aren't cooking right now
God yeah
No doing with the CJ I got you
Where's yeah, where's the enemy?
Oh
There he is my favorite dreamer
Mr. Sop talk oh
Good work out there boys you're serving your country proud mothers
I think you just died some oh he's gonna die. He's gonna die. Oh you killed him before you even know that's that's soft
Talklers, which is that's my favorite. She was soft talkers
You can't see the whole pool. Oh, thank you for the crack the chair
I'll be brothers
I
Drive
Was we on take it over the hodge it? Oh, hold on wait, okay?
I don't know how I braided tell me that girl was there
It's like sperm going big
Beautiful process
All right, all right, okay, we're good. Let's go hang around in here guys. Hang around
I
We are just gaining points for now. We are just gaining
I got like 20 guys right now next to the circle
I'm gonna kill that guy
Boy give it come right here. What are you doing?
I
Can't hear why I followed the flow I followed the ball fantastic. Let's do this guy's helicopter. Yeah
Fly around just fly around. Oh, I know how to fly bars. I know how to fly. Don't you worry
Yeah, you get that hot job boys, I'm gonna take a shot over okay guys you're too bad
Oh
Holy shit, I'm gonna kill this guy. I'm gonna mangle this guy. I'm gonna make this guy
It's for the board of that been cheaper 12 hours
Have you seen this guy he's falls you around he goes
Oh
They're just hiding in the crates they're hiding great on my body. I'm moving back. We're in the back
Am I I see why she went
Is there more on the south way side?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was some outside as well.
Little loopy bottom?
That was cocking too slow.
Oh shit, that might be a tank, that might be a tank in front of us.
I just saw some big move.
There was a tank.
Folks, you know I did see a tanker.
Yeah.
I could put the whole mission here in the voice-lay.
There is a tank in play.
I'm doing pretty good. Come on fire. Come on. I need a lock in. I need a lock in. We're
doing really good. I've barely seen anything. I've seen like two people. We need some more
5-5-6 if you guys see me
Oh, there we go, there's him. Oh, perfect
Holy crap, I'm just dominating boys. I still have two guys for $17,000
What the fuck?
I'm gonna lock in in a second. I'm just collecting my loot all right
Let me see the boys!
We are cooking!
We are cooking!
No more tingles, no more tingles.
No more tingles.
Now half the guys in my chatter say,
Bzzzzz in the chat.
I'm done, yes.
He's on me now, he's on me.
Four in the morning.
It's four in the morning.
I've been sleeping 12 hours.
I'm gonna, guys...
I'm gonna snap!
I'm gonna snap before this game is over.
If you guys have this game, it's gonna be best.
Peanut is frozen.
Oh, there he goes.
I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
I was just packing a couple of bags.
Oh
I'll be where we are where we are what we doing? Oh, they're there are three months right? We're taking bonds
Yeah, we're taking this bar right here. You go first
Just gonna take it
Still is this but she's
It's all you big man, are you?
I'm taking a fucking new set of cheats for this man.
Let's see what he's got to say about all this.
I need a set of hands for this.
Oh, he's getting rowdy, I saw him reaching.
Let's ride!
You guys, do I get money for reviving a bad guy and then killing him if I wasn't
the one that originally killed him?
That might be them we really yeah, you can farm them really even let's you do it even if you were the original killer
Don't I think so I think it's just 1500 a pop
You can't revive me with that
Yeah, I think a single one of us are good to see that on anybody got bombs or rockets really good take points
Now we're bad we're bad can't take that tank on also we were not even fighting on the circle
Kill us with your massive body.
I'll clear up.
Hello, mosquito.
That's a cute.
That's a cute.
That's a cute.
Aw, that's a cute.
That's a cute.
Aw.
Where is it?
There's a buzzing.
That's a cute mosquito.
What's your name?
I'm dying to our southeast.
Any concerns, you gentlemen?
That does concern me. Let's run!
EEEEHH!
Dude, I'm just getting shot from across the map!
I got too much! I got too much! I'm going!
Good triple defense boys! Good work!
You guys in the hot zone still I'm close to it. That's right. He's only one person. We're starting to get over there
Quickly quickly. Thank God that's it. It's just off in the middle of but fuck no way for no reason has not affected the game at all
What a sweet dream
the circle as well though yeah it's both it's both if you're gonna get that
circle boys ASAP they're gonna start winning yep yep yep
who's doing all these bombs
I'm doing all these bombs right here.
That circle's moving fast.
I can't even catch up with it.
Oh, I took over their entire farm while I'm hacking it.
Oh, nice, Mr. Clogsy.
Oh, that's nice.
He was at Noe's up top.
That was the last guy.
Fuck.
I killed so many.
Oh, Mr. Clogsy.
Oh, Mr. Clogsy.
Oh, that was the last guy.
Fuck.
I killed so many.
Oh, Mr. Clogsy.
Oh, Mr. Clogsy.
Oh, Mr. Clogsy.
guys
All of me gay follow me boys I
Will always odd job goes on to bring the whole parade with us the whole cock-a-line
Part of the procession. I'm in the back here, but everybody's locked in God speed my boy
God yeah
Oh
Make some room, make some room. They got this in fortified. They got this in fortified
Oh
And
Holy shit back back back back back. Oh, you're not getting this
They all have a chat here I'm a chat here
Okay, okay, hold up. Maybe I'll read that satellite
Save it for later
I'll put it in that chat room because I seem to be in the in the middle of an active war
Ah
Why do I want one moment?
I'm going in boys. You guys take that tower down brothers. We have to take that tower down
They got it they got an angle on you. Ah, they got a lot of me about the wind like a whisper in the wind
They don't see me. They don't hear me
You know nothing. They don't even know I was ever here
I
Ready
Hit me with it
Mr.. Proud mr.. Proud give me bars
Told you good
Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown, thank you boys, thank you boys.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
We have a guy at our motherfucking team that's doing parallel rolls like a foot off the ground in Miami.
Really?
Yeah.
That guy's cool.
That guy's cool.
Goddamn.
I'm racking up money. I'm on a $70,000 life right now.
I should have I should have bragged about that no one's running around me and and
that's the end of that one I'm gonna kill myself
Guys somehow green is coming out of the woodworks and gaining points we got a lock-in. Can you who's who's just right here?
All those guys go into the job. Oh
Yeah
I'm gonna go ahead and give myself
I'm gonna fly over you up to bring like five guys over there in the zone
Couple of goodies gonna get a couple of goodies. We're in it. That's good. That's good
I don't know what it is to ban to make some bad to buddy pick up
Thank you, it's a phantom. You might drop me right on the hot show
By the way by five guys, I mean, I mean I'm thinking myself
The equivalent of five men
I'm five soldiers in one
Oh
You find mr. Phantom you find
It was a guy's name. Let's go to those who in the barrel wars of another grab
Was it come choppy 69
Sure it wasn't come choppy 69
To say it wasn't come Tom 69
Oh, I'm not going to shut you down.
They'll come jump 69.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
I just got a little shot down.
Oh, god damn footsteps.
Right on the hot zone, brother! Right on that hot zone!
Thank you, good sir!
Thank you, good sir!
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
My son
I can use that fit down right now. That would be nice
Something on that we need them
I'm in the zone boys with the zone other two
He's not...
I think this is the right way.
Ah, next message.
Oh, I got ya.
Don't be dirty.
Oh
It's hoping that something else might happen other than that
Hey guys
Hey guys
Uh-huh. Oh, that's fine. You think you can revive me like this head on up. Yeah
It's you all right
Thank you, that's very kind of thank you my boy. Have a good one
I don't know, of course. No, thank you.
Oh, hold on.
You see, you ruined a special moment.
You ruined a special moment for us, you know that?
Oh, I think he just died.
Oh, our team's here! Our team's here! Let's go!
Oh, I think I need some medical assistance!
Thank you, good sir.
There's something I gotta do before I leave.
It's the excuse that my a we had
What's going to do?
You get out of here son, get out of here!
Get out of here son!
I'm going to take you out of my bridge
Oh brah brother get out of here!
Hell yeah boys
Hell yeah boys
Hell yeah
Same time Mr. Mr. Pete
I'm going to be up there
Right there
I got to beat, I got to beat, I'm sorry boss, I'm sorry boss, I'm beating, I'm beating the DK.
Here you go, I got...
Oh, he got already?
That was not on me.
I did my part.
I did my part.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
little bit of healing play in the middle of the hill
hey boys oh oh shit
oh that's a smoke bomb
whoo that's a smoke boys that's a smoke
oh god
What are you boys at?
I just had to reset.
I finally died. They finally took me down.
Oh!
He hit my flesh.
He died upon your flesh as the final meal as the war proceeded.
Oh, delicious.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I got you boys! I got you!
I'm taking that by what I know is what he fucked you.
Okay, this is a good place to spawn in.
Okay, there's a guy right there.
He's lit.
He's lit that you guys he's pushing you guys
Don't even make a sound
I went to go pee pee break
Oh my god! Oh, check me out, this, huh?
These guys are happy now, my goodness!
The disgraces!
Are you alive?
Run to heavy fire, Mr. Chikibik! Run to heavy fire!
I know, I just killed that guy at the wall.
You have four days left!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
guy at the wall. You have four dead guys behind us, I'm gonna roll out of here.
He's up at the top of the hill next to the tree. I'm very discreet, but you know,
we're getting mortared. We're getting mortared. Get in the juke. I'm going for him, I'm going in!
Oh no. There's a guy flicking his beam. 100 meters west, guys. Who were
Who would have thought? Who would have thought?
Ah, I got you.
Uh, hmmm, you didn't get me.
It's actually very safe for I am.
It's actually very safe.
Very safe, Mr. Coasey.
You should be able to just walk up. Honestly, just close your eyes as you walk into me.
You lied to me?
I just see three guys on this hill right now.
No. No.
I get you. No.
No, that's Ricardo, Paul, and Juan.
Three of my closest confidants.
Actually, if you get him.
on Sundays so they're just here for that you have to worry about those guys
oh god don't worry about those guys
Gustavo? Gustavo? Oh yeah, did you smoke? Nope, even better. Living like Larry.
Oh and you're doing a slow revival. Very rustic, very rustic. I like the
you move
this is what this is what combat is this is what war is right are you just in
The parents with your boys
You're the guy jerking off in the fucking bushes somewhere. Yeah, that's the guy that got me
All right, I killed the guy close. Good work. Good work boys. All right, get right out
Got him. Hey, you raise all these guys. There's so many. Oh, yeah
I got you guys. Don't worry boys. I got you. Don't you worry. Everybody stand still
Hold on
I've been at him boys!
I've been at him boys!
I got to Mr. Culo don't you worry!
It's Terry it's Terry!
I got to Mr. Gantt flow don't you worry boys!
Don't you worry, I got you boys don't you worry?
Don't you worry brothers?
Don't you worry brothers? Oh
They used to be a house there. I could have swore
I'm every's not the best, but I'm pretty sure they watch
Guys I need to kill ourselves ankle. I think this is a killer
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I actually think I hate you.
Well, you have only one judge left in my thing,
and there's like 10 dead guys.
They're sucking the circle right now too, at least it's green.
They're sucking it?
Oh, no.
Oh, they're sucking it, they're sucking it.
Oh, my God.
Right in front of there.
Oh
Yeah, the tank guys me a thing right here is we just kill ourselves by back. Yeah
The spawn tank and the tank tank
Yeah, I'm gonna give myself one back. I'm gonna watch this one back. Yep. Same
As we guys started into that circle this game is gonna take so long and all three of us have equal points
I'm not trying to be up to seven in the morning
You're foolish.
Oh, God!
Oh, literally.
Oh.
Oh.
You're fine.
High-risk deployment.
Four minutes.
Wait, didn't I...
What?
Three minutes.
I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a-
I gotta- I gotta go to the alley.
Hey.
Hey.
Four minutes.
We go on.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I can't- I apparently respond recently.
I felt like I was alive for a while.
Oh, coach.
I got some bots!
I got some bots!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Thank you
Hold on now hold on now hold on
I find this guy is dead. It's you don't find him
He fucking
Don't you worry close you I'm on the way up. Oh, okay
What a sweet treat.
What a sweet light!
Oh, I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
So there are ones.
Blacksyn, Jillan, outside the school,
and a couple of guys.
They were up no good.
Trying to make them trouble with my neighborhood.
Huh?
One little mortar came out of midair.
And...
hehehe.
Hehehe.
And they brought me down to Adams and air
I don't look into how I just run with air if you don't look into that. It was actually a pretty fire bar
Okay, thank you. Hello good sir. Hello. I
Could use a quick revive it at all possible
Oh
This guy is still murdering us, by the way.
I'm in the gutter of the tank boys top take revenge on these bitches now let them know who the boss is
I'm my dad again. You gotta go safe folksy boys. It's a hundred meters to our top right
Push it we're head for you to take we're head for you to take no way much
You are way outside of oh my god, we're being ready to go away
I
Was your you be registered to get you
The million people in the buildings to the million people in the buildings. What's your job? You're actually coming right through the back
No, I thought I could blow it up for you. They're fine
Thank you
Who's that guy?
Left in the crossroad
The circles free the circles free we got to get in there
Double shock
Oh
Alien technology alien technology a double shock. I've never seen that before I've only heard tales
I'm giving up we in his guy just spam raise each other like 50 times
I'm just going on you guys said that's good. So good. We're heading on John. I'm gonna take and stuff
It's cool. It's cool. Not cool as well. Okay, what's going on up there?
Oh shit! I can't even hide! I can't even hide! Oh shit!
I got a guy's phone up
Oh
Drive it around
Destroyed our take
I really got to use that thing. I would just kill one guy.
Hop in boys, hop in. I'm the best pilot America has ever seen. I will get some, there's
uh rotor on this one oh hold on I'll be boys
oh you all this was defective this I'll be our main that one that was defective
I don't make sense
is she another helicopter
where's this where's this the guy I was oh we're oh guys we're we're
We're getting boys we're getting boys right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm being boys.
I'm being.
There's a precious.
Yes.
Right.
The spirit of the Vanguard.
I've got an armored vehicular device with a gun on it on its way boys.
We got site.
Yeah.
What?
Okay.
Okay.
All right guys.
Listen, I won't lie to you.
I won't lie to you.
I'm not the best driver.
All right.
and just bear with me. Buckle up. Stay safe.
Ah, where the f***ing buzz guy is in here. Oh, alright. Sorry. My bad. My bad.
I'm actually blind in my left eye and I can only see about 50% out of my right.
I just jumped up.
This takes a little too long.
This is driving us mad and there's nobody going for the showco right now.
Every time we get to a tower, everybody is distracted like a squirrel and starts to
Did they leave the circle? Look at you.
I have no said I have no said
That is actually accurate guys. I'm the honest. I don't think I've shot my gun in the last 30 minutes
Okay, this is it. This is where we change it around as we turn around
Yeah flip over a new leaf. Oh fantastic, fantastic.
The hell is that?
I'm losing the photo.
I know.
Make some points.
I'm jealous.
This guy revived by a couple.
A couple greens.
A couple greens.
lucky they said you're lucky you're friends with you know out of that out of
here
I'm a full-high lady in front of us
if you're not back in here soldier, fuck off
you're not deserting your troop
that's not what I saw
I'm rolling to you boss
rolling to you
rolling to you
Okay
This guy put me in a bush somewhere almost there boys almost there
How we have arrived guys guys guys a couple more in the circle couple more in the circle
I
Locked it was like oh shit. I'm out of extra
im going, im going, im going, im going, im going, im going right next to you im right next to you
he's pretty across the road, he's pretty across the road
xx i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming
im watching out of the bush
pretty much, pretty much
whos about 100 meters out of 100 meters out
i trust you boz
which way, which way
i got this, i got this
is he still alive?
he ran, he ran across the road
across the road, he's at N.P.5 or something
fuck him
i can't move around, i can't move around
i can't move around
You go, you go, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
He's keeping eyes on his body.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Jeff!
Bam!
Thank you.
He's directly north-west.
Thank you!
He's up there, he's up there.
I'm going for him.
I'm going in!
Get him?
No, I didn't.
He's running away.
He's running away.
I see him.
He's going north.
He's dead.
I think.
He's dead.
He's dead.
There's one more up there.
There's one more up there.
He's dead. I think he's dead. He's dead.
There's one more on the hill.
Look that guy!
One more on the hill, boys.
Oh my God, will you decide to die, Mr. Peter?
You've got that out, young man!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I got to give it, I got to give it.
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead!
I got you, bud!
It's all sniper.
It's all sniper.
Dude, it's all sniper.
The guys are in the bushes!
Bush, are you alive?
Yeah, I'm alive, barely.
Where's the bush guy? Where's the bush guy?
He's dead.
Good boy, Bosh.
Oh, there's another one in the bush, I think.
I can't eat my butt.
I'm about to eat yours if you die again, son.
There's another one in the bush.
Get to ransom!
Get to ransom!
Who just got up?
Damn it!
Oh my god!
I'm sure they don't get safe today.
You die one more time, I'm eating your butt.
I'm eating your butt.
Oh my god.
My butt.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm gonna eat your butt! I'm gonna eat your butt! Get your ass up!
Let's get out of here.
Where'd this house go?
How am I still minus money? Oh, I haven't killed anyone.
They'll take it from 5 and people say you make money.
I haven't even done anything out of 8,000 plus.
That's like 3,000.
Are you a good boy, locking it?
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
People on the other side of this road somewhere.
I don't know where though.
Oh my god, there's drones.
Yeah, there's just a buzzing sound.
There's drones
Who that to me yeah, there's a just a buzzing sound
I'm pretty close to her probably gonna die that guy in the top of them
Awesome
Let's keep your people's open.
Yeah, we're gonna have to leave over here.
I'm about to walk up on this sniper here.
Oh, everybody's already dead.
Good work, soldier, good work.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and revive him though.
I need to kill him myself.
Get your ass up, you son of a bitch!
Fuck you, bitch of crap!
Fuck you for sniping us in the last ten damn minutes!
Oh god.
You want to miss two bits?
You want to miss two left?
You want to miss your son of a bitch?
You want to miss your pieces?
Crap, yeah, you want to miss bitch?
Get the fuck outta here!
Blue team forever, motherfucker!
FURA!
Hell yeah, boys, hell yeah!
I
Spits spot two guys death boys
Legends are true
What are you doing here son? Are you serious?
What are you doing here?
Oh
I'm gonna get John up. I'm gonna get John up. Don't shoot this one. Don't shoot this one
Don't shoot this one put your got away son put your got away put your got away
Press X press X press X
Press X press X X
Don't kill him don't kill him
I didn't know that
Sometimes I'll get it kill and it's like my first kill and I get 6,000 bucks
I think it's also how like
I did turn out good
I did turn out good
Hold on wait. I can I have a guy here that can bounce me. I was reviving red
You press x bitch
What do you mean you press x bitch? I would that's the butt you pressed to put the gun away. I was helping you
Oh, it's reviving you and tell you it's key you were missing other guys socks
But the baby you press x bitch
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Listen guys. I was reviving Renz
to say and I could maybe a little
No, no, no, here's what we do I was reviving him and I told him to take and put his gun away and he couldn't figure it out
So I kept saying press X press X
No, I wasn't fucking him I wasn't fucking him I swear I swear. Thank you boys. Thank you
listen listen boys I want to fist fight that guy where is he did this guy you
will the guy go oh you want to miss you want to miss you want to miss get your
fist up get your fist up back at your fist oh my god okay all right okay I
I can admit that was impressive. I can admit that was impressive.
All right, hold on now. Hold on. I'm gonna run out of advantages if you keep killing me. I gotta get to full out.
All right, you and me face fight. If I win, I get to leave alive. If you win, well, I die.
All right, get your face out, motherfucker. Get your face out! Get your face out!
Get your dude's out!
Get your shit, this isn't Tarkov, you mean it?
Get your dirt shot, three, two, one, go!
Oh, I got a heal, I'll go ahead and heal, go ahead and heal, go ahead and heal.
Go ahead and heal up. Are you ready?
He's a bottom four, bottom four. I think it might be...
Alright, three, two, one!
But he was a bottom four.
No, get your shit on your motherfucker!
You like that, you piece of shit!
You like that, you motherfucker!
Love you, Tina!
Love you too, good chair!
Alright, have a good one, guys.
The lucky guys in there somewhere. I'm good one
Hey, cool, I'm gonna grab you
I bought that much
I'm literally completely out of ammo, so I'm gonna
Don't worry cool, I got you much it's your ass up wine get on back up my
I got to go don't you worry I got too much I got too much
Bump into the key
Yeah, good boy, we are good guys. Oh my gosh
I fucking go what the fuck how is rent for gating points we are just dominate the rent right now
Oh
Yeah, I get the whole gang of the circle ASAP
Shit our spawn vehicle what there's probably equals toast. Yeah, it's literally at base. They just started driving it out
We got a couple of Hueys though
You're getting in a Huey.
Did you okay through red?
Okay, well...
Hold on.
Yeah, he's in that tower, right?
So, may I?
Hold on.
Oh, where do I-
Wait a minute.
So, may I ride?
I didn't think about that.
Oh, thank you, good chair.
That's my loot.
Alright, I'm gonna go die, okay?
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Uh...
You put it off!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. The Buzz guy wouldn't revive me until he buzzed,
and they eventually revived me, but he waited so long that the guy walked up to the window
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself is I'm making a lot of money. I got two hundred thousand Dara
I have 331k.
Yeah, but you play like you.
You play like you.
You have 200k.
When I said I had 200k earlier, you said you were good.
I'm going to take a look at that leaderboard, buddy.
Go ahead and take a look at that leaderboard right quick
and see who's at the top spot.
Number uno, number uno.
You got that. You got it like, you got like 20 out of 32 of our team.
are your little, are your, they're like, they're little servants, they run around, they give you
snacks, they give you wine, they, I mean, yeah, yeah, they want to die, yeah, do I let them put a
peeky in there every now and then? Sure, it's a mutual relationship, it's a mutual, it's like
bacteria, it's like bacteria on a whale's belly, oh my god, okay, we like to, we, you know,
they put a finger in, they give me some wine, we all win, everybody wins, I win, they win,
Everybody has a great time. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Hold on. I'm sorry. This guy's a dude. We have go pilots
I just pierced you to do
Right to the hot job. Oh, what?
Guys someone is mortaring our base
Like our home home base like our home
Crazy that they even allow that I don't know if it does anything
No, you cannot get one buzz out of me
I will crash this helicopter into a tree I will wrap this bitch around a tree right
there we go
We're fine boys we're fine got the best pilot the rest
I gotta slow-punch you though.
Does that rush out?
Oh, the circle's getting sucked.
Circle's getting sucked.
Oh, no.
It's this.
Oh, they're sucking it at their time!
The triple suck!
The triple suck!
Oh, Isiel.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm already dead.
Where was that going?
Where was that going?
You missed the first part of the conversation.
Someone asked me if I weren't the idea if I forgot what's got you that was
Oh, they're coming for you. Oh, yeah, I see it. Yeah, Mr. Faddle's got me. Mr. Faddle. Mr. Faddle!
Dude this mic dude red is gonna get so many points right now cuz none none of our team is in the circle
It's just me and Miller, right?
That was actually a good point.
And don't thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Ha ha ha.
I'm racking.
Coming.
Oh, see you there, man.
I got you, too.
What I want you to do is put away the defibrillator,
pull out the glock, and put it in my mouth.
Yeah, it's awesome.
We're losing.
We're losing.
What have we got to get in there?
I've been sick.
I've been sick.
Dude, why have you been saying that?
What the hell?
You even work for the blue team wait wait, they're gonna miss your faddle. I got you boss. You didn't leave me
I'm not leaving you miss the faddle. Well, right through it open fields. Good luck boys. I got you mr. Faddle. Don't you worry brother?
Where's his hot dog that oh
There's suck at that and they're pulling it. Yeah, they're sucking it. Oh, I see we guys. I think this time suck it
There's no line. Oh
Oh wait, they did stop sucking it. You're right. Oh, down to the left of the road.
They stopped sucking it. They stopped sucking it. Don't yell at gimmick it's his birthday.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Oh my god.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
Oh, yeah, what the fuck?
Oh my goodness. Oh.
Dude, I actually got you a great gift for your birthday.
It's a cardboard box.
When you open it, there's a string attached to the right side that moves when you open it
and then it makes a clicking noise and then you hear beep beep beep beep
and there's a 10 second timer on it and it's like it's like it's like um
it's like so you can like wake up in the mornings or like if you want to like
time something
I'll kill him
That's it, that's very nice of you Mr. P, that sounds
Yeah, just check your mail tomorrow it's coming in
Sounds handmade
Oh it is, I like that
Yeah, I handmade it from Home Depot
It's special
And she gives back to me to get special. Mm-hmm. It came from the heart. It came from the heart
That should matters most
I mean it as well. I mean it as well. We have to squad in it right now
They're just all I keep running
Yeah, the soldier leaving
Guys, stay with the zone! Stay with the zone! No concern with the tower!
We're in it! We're in it! We're following them! We're following them!
We're about to create first place here in a second!
We're about to pass red! Boys, we're about to pass red!
By the way, guys, if you say play another game after this one, I'm gonna personally come to your house and rip your scrotum out of your mouth.
Wait, so this is my... Is that a no?
It's a maybe.
It's a maybe.
It's a maybe. It's a maybe.
Well, and you're off tomorrow anyway. I might as well go to war.
Oh my god, what are you doing over there?
I'm sitting in a bush.
Did you get him?
Did you get him?
Yeah.
Gotcha.
I told you, they're just like spread out.
I don't know what it is about this forest, but there's like no order to it.
They're just spread out everywhere in these woods.
Yeah, I cook and we get first place boys, good work.
Eeeeeeeees!
Eeeeeeeees!
Eeeeeeeees!
One more game- oh my goodness, that sounded splendid!
That sounded splendid!
Oh, what a great idea!
What a great idea!
Oh, out of the circle, of course, man.
First time a tank rolled up and I've been pleased.
right I'm getting fucking yeah I turn to see the bush exactly
You want to go on a wild ride?
Shit!
Take me away!
Take me away!
Who's out of range?
Take me away!
Take me away!
Take me away!
Take me away!
Take me away!
Who's saying that, that was us?
Oh shit, it was a jump, it was a jump!
That chill is weird.
Okay, okay, alright.
Okay, hold on now, hold on now.
Gotcha!
What the hell was that?
Yeah
He just tried crashing into you because you dad
Yeah, I thought I thought I thought that SME was gonna just purr up those stairs and we were gonna go flying and instead of
Pretty much there's crash
Right not it wasn't that wasn't the plan. Oh
Wasn't the plan huh?
I was told the circle doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good
Hey, what the hell? The cars move like shit. We have 36
Yeah, we are we're pretty solid. I mean unless someone comes to the tank we're pretty solid
We have a take as well
You see for a rocket
Oh my god guys even take that thing that I just said that might make it so we don't win it just happened
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Look at
Oh no no no, you're fine, go ahead.
Thank you.
I have a guy named Pregnant Miller, like, following me around here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, use my, use my, it was me and him in the woods.
He's a good soldier, he's a good soldier.
He's a good guy.
I don't think I can help with this.
Okay.
Alright, alright.
My whole house just exploded.
I...
Oh, it's too much going on behind the plan C4.
He didn't see that.
Was that the driver that hopped out that I just killed?
What?
What?
I think the drivers hopped out of the tape like Revive a guy
and I just have to be laying right here and kill him.
Ah!
Take the tape, take the tape, take the tape.
You can't, the extraction protected.
Extraction protected.
Oh, eagle, oh, eagle!
Where, under?
I see him, I see him, I see him.
I'm flanking, I'm flanking him.
Everyone?
Good work, good work.
Alright, we're good, good work.
Wow, we're good, we're good.
Do another one?
There's another one.
They're everywhere in there, dude.
I
Some of our guys died behind
They're throwing grenades dude. That was a fucking like
Tuffle headshot and this guy survived. What the fuck?
We have started to get stuck wait. She said it's okay. This don't say this up. We are very close to letting red win
We're only two guys off two guys
I could see there was just a stack of bodies
We'll stay in the zone stay in the zone guys red is not waiting red is not waiting we gotta see the zone
We're about to show
I'm sorry. I'm on my way. Oh fantastic fantastic
And click to use some of the jar they're on my way night. Oh shit
Uh
Oh wait, we have no ways to get back. We have no hell is enough
Get to the zone boys get to the zone
Red has quite a number of people here boys, it's my turn, it's my turn.
Okay, okay, I need to smell the enemy tank, they're blowing up the whole house.
Careful about the CD on this guy's a dog. I got too much. I got you. I'm coming
I
Couldn't have been him
I got you my seagull.
Oh God!
That's multiple take-offs to the northeast, multiple take-offs to the house to the northeast.
I'm taking this down, I'm taking this down.
We're severely underpopulated now.
They got nine guys on us.
Die you die now someone kill this one
I'm fucking hard
I'm gonna get you what I'm gonna get you don't you worry don't worry. I got you. I got you boys. Don't you worry?
That was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Get up boys, get up boys!
Get up boys, quick quick quick!
Shit me not.
I swear to you...
Get up boys, get up!
Get up boys, get up everybody get up!
Wait, that's some of the deeper mates.
Do you get it?
I've never wanted someone with a dime worth.
We gotta just abandon this fight.
Go towards the circle we gotta get more guys
Freebots go freebots. I got some boys. I got some boys. What's worry. Oh shit
He's a safe safe. I've got this guy
I get
These people keep dying. I'm gonna keep dying
I'm saying dude. We just gotta get the fuck out of here
Even with the people we have in the circle it wouldn't it wouldn't overpower the red. We eat all these guys be alive
I'm coming boss. Don't you worry
Oh, never mind. You're on your own.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I should use sabbatical incision.
Take it, boys. Take it, boys.
Let's see the light.
Oh, you don't come back with the light!
Okay, full spring isn't a move.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Everyone keeps fucking dying!
I turn around after saving a guy and there's four more dead guys
I...
Yeah...
Yeah...
Damn it!
I...I gotta...
AAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
I'm dead
That was just a bloodbath
Thank you, good chat!
Thank you, good chat!
This is well read once because you... everybody should be set right now
and just look...
Do we have the Faba?
We don't
Of course we don't
Because that fucking thing...
won't stay in the...
...the...
I got too much, don't you worry, just hang tight, hang tight!
HANG TIGHT, BELIEGED HANG TIGHT!
Wubba-bee's gonna take care of ya!
I got him!
Oh, nevermind.
Faggot!
I used two bandages.
Oh, shit.
You bandages, you bandages.
One bandage? Are you serious?
What?
What?
What?
What does a green guy mean?
One shot, he's one shot!
No way?
No way?
Help! Help me please god!
What's he was?
Guys, we gotta lock it in?
That's what I'm trying to do.
Yeah, lock it, boy.
We gotta lock it.
Here we go.
What we doing?
We have to go to the hot zone.
We have to.
Hot zone.
Okay.
Hot zone.
Hot zone.
Hot zone.
Hot zone.
Hot zone.
Hot zone.
Hot zone.
We almost have the thingy in the zone too.
I got one last deep in, bud. One last deep in.
Yo!
Oh, oh.
Okay!
That was someone else.
Run!
We've been back at...
We need to start it.
Shoo, it's missy-butt boys. It was a missy-butt.
We're in the hot zone
We're in the hot zone
We still need a couple more in
I keep feeling like I'm shooting dead people now
What do you mean?
When they're laying down the force I'm just railing them. It still makes hit marker sounds
And see I thought that guy was dead. I literally thought that guy was dead
You gotta take off the hit marker sounds for dead people. Hey god take that off
We have a we have a the fast one literally going to the hot zone right now
Oh, big test we said he's died
They're gonna die boys. I don't know
Yeah, my helmet my armor both God to I might just want to respond
We're gonna respond to respond to respond. I'm gonna respond to I'm gonna respond to go to the first kid. Let's do the first kid
I'm gonna buy that level three helmet okay I'm gonna lock that I can have a little bit of a little bit of armor
I think that's some actually makes a difference. Oh it does it does for sure
Hey, we go there we go, I try how we're looking boys how we're good good boys
I
Get those boys down around this game
Our fucking
Thank you silly screens getting that right now. I just want to get up at the fake. There's it. There's going so there's another guy
They give the day. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
Time to get a tree
I got you I got you
Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
Yeah, get all these guys up we got like 10 dead guys
Yeah, sorry. I mean, it's, I, I just didn't, I, I was like, oh, jeez. We see a video.
We have to get to the hot zone.
Boys get to the hot zone, get to the hot zone, move to the hot zone, ASAP!
Everybody in the hot zone, everybody in the hot zone!
Whoever we have.
Everybody in the hot zone, boys, everybody in the hot zone, fuck you, fuck you!
There's a guy in the middle of the road, how can he get away with that?
Hey, stop dragging him, stop dragging him, I got him, I got him!
I got too close to get up, monster!
Take him!
Help us!
Do the octos, boys! Do the octos! Everybody up!
Go, go, go!
Boop, boop, boop!
Wait, we're ready, we're ready!
We need to get to the hot zone now. We have so many more people.
Green's sucking it. That's actually good. That's actually good.
Yep, yep, yep.
Get up, children!
Push green.
Wait, we're sucking it, we're sucking it.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Get up, children! Get up!
Get on your feet, soldier!
I feel like we're sucking it.
We're getting it.
We're not sucking it.
You know what I'm saying?
Do the odd job, boys! Everybody go, go, go!
We're getting points, we're getting points.
One under, one under right now.
It took it away from red.
They were positioned on that hill. This is perfect for us.
We just did us a huge favor.
We just did us a huge favor.
I'm a drummer, a spot boy. I'm a drummer, a spot boy.
Ah, we're getting stuck on top.
Ah, there's a million people in the building in front of me.
Ah, see, this is not what this is about to do.
Perfect.
An excellent time to jump out of the tank.
Sublime.
Up!
An optimal time to hop right out of the tank.
Oh, couldn't have picked a better one couldn't have picked a better one
All right
Thank you, sir. Thank you. It's a lie in here. There's a lot of big
Of course, of course the game is never over the game is never truly over
They don't have enough people in their tower to even get any points.
I don't don't don't WP towards the thing we're getting it.
You come back
All right, nice
All right, hold on hold on it was maybe I it was maybe on here hold on wait a minute hold on
I got spiced don't you worry you buzz one time I'll put you back down I got
I got too much
All right readily a seven people oh my god
Guys I'm telling you I was so wrong in the beginning I was like, oh dude big battle game
It's never gonna feel like I'm making a difference. You can make a huge difference.
Oh yeah, oh man.
Think about it, think about it, think about it. Red team has eight people on it.
If I go kill two guys and res a teammate, and then I walk into the zone, that's an eight point difference.
That's an eight point difference. That's the entire red team's weight right now.
Let's speak.
B B B B B B
Oh
I think it's stupid, but let's just bring across the road
Going on going
And a man, who's what any man that about the right
Oh
We look like boys you look like oh, yeah, all right. Oh, I don't know what do I just hold your voices
Anybody little
Oh no, he got shot through the window guys!
Boy, I'd save for a five of them because of the sniper in the window.
Boy, don't even try.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy, he's buzzing.
We're about to win, but I need to push you to their top.
We got one more point, one more point, one more point, one more point.
One more point, one more point, all the line, all the line!
Good job, we won. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.
That's what we got!
Hooray!
We can't be stopped! We can not be stopped!
We do good, we do good!
Woo wee!
You guys so much money for winning, what the hell?
I thought you only got like 10,000.
Oh you get 25, I got 25k.
That's nice, that's very nice!
Oh guys, I'm level 80, I'm only two levels up,
and four, oh my goodness.
I am a third of a level away.
from being for all of them. Oh, oh, these are peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut. What? Search
by revives. Are you doing something open? Yeah. Look at it. Looking revives. Well, look how
many revives you fucking add. That's if you want to search by revives. I was in first
mission. Oh, yeah, true. I like sort. All right. I want to see sort. So I don't
You got like a fucking 30 more the reviving wins the game and it gives you a ton of money
Revival to our Jack
Yeah, yeah, I need to use the SMG server
Please don't say one of these
Dude at least we're on a hot streak right now
I
Just
I'm in see for 13 hours. I've not eaten in 60 hours. My head is on fire
Yes, but so order order breakfast is about to open up right in one more
Yeah, but if you stop then you can get breakfast won't be it'll be closed. Yeah, yeah
like you have to keep going because then breakfast is going to be open and then you can eat and then
when you eat then you're then you're nice and full and then it's your day start box opens at five
they have decent breakfast grab yourself Starbucks wait one more while we wait
I'm down for whatever. I'm down for if you guys play I'll play not
Watch YouTube shorts
You guys do one more
We kind of got fucked in the ass you that last one was like over the top extra one
This would be absolutely insane
game. For me to do. I was thinking about getting off on the one that ended at 150. And then
we played another one because giving said he wanted to. That was like an overdoing it thing.
And then Gloksy came in and said let's play one more. And I said okay this is fucking
crazy oh this is insane this is an insane ass and now now you ask me again
I can't
we're just the baddest head but like pee pee pee pee pee I'm not asking I'm just
saying I got up at like 20 am right you did one more for gimmick I don't do
one you know now I'm as you tell us you're one more buddy that was no no that
was a group effort you didn't say if I'm getting off are you getting off or if
I'm getting off ankles getting on you're getting on if we all play I'll stay on
but if somebody gets I'm probably getting up to I mean I'm on the I can
still go I could still go but if if when you guys get stuff I'll probably
I'm just calling to it is
I was learning in the morning
but
but if you played I if you guys if you if we if the team stays together
I'm not guys at night so yeah I'm not gonna break it
well you guys
I'm getting off
you guys
fuck you guys
fuck you guys I'm getting off
why don't why don't why don't we just ask
One in chat if you should do one more.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, real good pull.
The guys here that are literally here to watch me play the game.
Let's ask them if they would like to watch me play the game.
Oh, great question.
Oh, great question.
Great question.
Great question.
Fantastic question.
Fantastic question.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
Let's ask let's ask let's ask Americans if they want freedom. Let's ask Canadians if they want a prime minister that does blackface
Let's ask Russia if they want to starve. I mean
What are we talking about? What are we talking about here? I what are we doing?
Well, we could compromise and just do one more quick make it a quick 30 minute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't have to drag it out and try it.
I like I like what gimmick said you can be in compromise and do one fast 30 minute one.
I'm sorry boys.
I'm sorry.
It's I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys. It's 5 30. It's 5 40 in the morning. I haven't eaten in like 16 hours
What if I order you food? Oh, yeah, that's the big difference
Yeah, no, no, then I'm thinking it's like then you can do one more and then I'll get you a nice a nice a range of oh
Thank goodness. Oh, hold on free breakfast. I have to get my address to cloak seat
We're the dumbest people on this planet who's gonna leak it a week
That's something you can trade out guys hold up on one hand free breakfast on second hand my family ends up dead in a week
Hold on wait a second now. Wait a minute. Hold on here. We go about the pain. Oh, we all think about the big
Think about the big eggs come with butter
Now wait a second this could be a good compromise this could be a good compromise
No, no, I'm gonna have to pass on that. I'm gonna have to pass on that unfortunately
Yeah, I'm sorry boys. I'm sorry boys. I have to get up. Oh, yeah
Also, fuck you coaches making me feel bad. You just woke up. Obviously you're fresh
You just woke up like four hours ago. Fuck you for making me look like the bad guy here. He just woke up
He just
like 8 p.m. and then I woke up in fun.
That's not a nap.
That's a sleep.
That's just you went to bed.
That's going to bed.
It's anything over five hours.
It's just, I mean, it's not a long sleep, but that's sleep.
Okay, okay.
What if we do one more
and if we don't get 50 points in 15 minutes?
How would this, how would this?
I'll log off I'll sit in stream and
As I usually just sit here and do nothing fucking out anyways. I'll sit here with you in the chat that way
You might as well you might as well just stay on stream back.
I know just stay on stream after that one more, you know what I mean?
Guys, there's a difference between me, you know, telling jokes and having bright lights
everywhere and talking versus me sitting back here slump double-foop it up three chins not saying a
single word for three hours okay one takes effort and one is where I want to be right now um
because I've been sleeping for 14 hours 14 hours it's five six in the morning six in the morning
Oh my god, the Crips would be disappointed, the Crips would be disappointed, they would
be.
That is true.
That is true.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
I can tell you're thinking about it, yeah, but not heavily, like 5% thinking about it,
like genuinely 5%.
You could have been in the game and the score would be like 30 zero
No, wait, I mean we wouldn't be out of the damn spot. We have the guy in the lobby going
Three guys going a happy birthday
David and then we have a new that's just crashed the helicopter. We have to start again
That's where we be at that we be at right now that we don't know we've been 30 points. Yeah, okay
Yeah, I'm the pope I'm the pope and the skies in the sky is green and
and my ass is in fact and
And and the and the rivers are our our our our our our our purple
and I don't have a fat double D rack and
And and and the moon is made of cheese
And I don't know I don't have I don't have massive DSL's
And and yeah, yeah
Just the point I want to make the point I want to make this is I got a temple here
Okay, I've got a temple that I'm slim deck. I'm slim. I'm slim
I'm slim. I'm slim then
Well, why we think about it. I just
Double D-Rack
Yes, so that's it for dick sucking
What is it big sucking lips?
Yes, yes, a real term I think big sucking lips is a real term.
I heard it once a long time ago.
I thought it was where high school.
I don't know.
Did someone say it to someone tell you in high school, you got dick sucking lips.
I don't remember the exact context might have been a diagnosis for doctor. I don't know. I don't really remember
Well, we're in we're in the games about the star the games actually just started fresh gimmick sent the server
And it's already started so we don't even have to wait
No, I'm gonna guys I'm gonna go guys. I'm good guys guys. I'll say in the discrepancy, but I had to get up
I think I
All right, all right, I'll be back. I'll be back
Boys
Sorry boys guys guys guys it's too late. It's too late. It's too late tonight
The sun is about to come up. We got like 30 minutes not even you're the sun
comes up and blesses us and the birds bless us with song
and the mailman's coming by
and the jackass down the block is starting
his lawn mower way too early on a Sunday morning
and he should burn in hell and you know what I mean.
Yeah.
And the milkman, and the milkman.
It's right in the milkman and the milkman
and the milkman and the milkman and the milkman.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Good night everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night now, boys.
I will see you tomorrow.
I will see you boys tomorrow, my boys.
I will see you tomorrow, my boys.
I will see you tomorrow, my boys, tomorrow, my boys.
Sunday, no tomorrow being Monday.
That was a joke to reiterate how fucking late it is.
I knew I'd catch you there.
I knew I'd get you.
I knew I'd get you.
I knew I'd get you there.
Yeah, I know.
You see how you felt for my trap?
You see how you felt my little trap right there.
All right, good night gang.
Good night everybody, have a good night.
I didn't, oh you didn't blast 5.5.9.
Oh I didn't fall for your trap peanut.
Oh I didn't fall for your trap peanut.
I blast 5.5.9, I'm way too smart
to fall for your trap peanut.
I'm way too smart to fall for your trap peanut.
Fuck you.
Oh you know what, I only have a horrible night.
Everybody but blast 5 5 9 have a great night. Have a great night, but not you blast not you
Not you
Not you blast warm pillow
warm pillow
warm bad
Air-conditioner broken
Fuck you. All right. Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good one
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now everybody have a good one tonight now gang
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sleep tight and you
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Before it's too late, get out before it's too late.
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