TheBurntPeanut
HOW TO FISH | GIMMICK X JOHN X COCONUT | TARKOV LATER MAYBE | MANY MEN MONDAY | #BUNGULATE
08-25-2026 · 7h 20m
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Another beautiful start to the week gentlemen another beautiful start to the week
Another beautiful start to the week, gentlemen.
Ah, how beautiful, how beautiful.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
Today, we will be playing How to Fizz.
It's a friend's love game.
I'm not muted, eat my ass, eat the poop out of my ass.
Eat the literal shit out of my butthole.
We will be playing How to Fizz.
We will be playing How to Fizz with Mr. Givick.
Mr. John, hopefully, actually,
Let me see what he said
Okay, well he will not be joining us it looks like he will not be joining us
Well, it will I neither will it be me. I forgot he does family game night
Just
Zesty! Zesty! Zesty!
He does family game out on Mondays, unfortunately. I kind of forgot.
I kind of forgot about that. So it would be me, Givick, and John.
Honestly, dude, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
That's just no black bar either. Get close. That's what I was thinking.
Because Koshy was actually the one that texted me about this game before it even came out.
Let me text him real quick. That is a good idea. Close.
because now that I think about it,
he was the one that literally showed me this game.
Hey, Cloaksy, you wanna come play How to Fish
with me and John and gimmick right now?
Okay, there we go.
Okay, good thinking, good thinking.
Okay, all right.
Oh, and then the second thing is, boys,
let me tell you boys, that War Dogs was fucking fire.
Oh my goodness, after I got off after the four hour hopper
to be getting, where I didn't know what I was doing,
it was bomb.
It was the bomb.
Oh my goodness.
And by the way, I don't know a lot of you guys
because the problem was, the problem was I was dying a ton.
I was dying a ton.
I was dying all the time.
And how we were doing it is we were doing service
with like three people.
And then we would all join and then we'd leak it
and then all the people watching the streams
would fill it up, right?
But then Kloaksy of all people, I mean,
geez, usually this guy is the dumbest person in the room.
I'm sharp, I'm on it, I'm on it.
He suggested, he said, why not join a server with 90 people?
And then there'll only be like five stream snipers.
Unfortunately, we didn't figure that out
until like the last two games of the beta.
But let me tell you, it was so different.
We died like genuinely 50% less.
50% less, it was so fun.
So we are good to go on day one.
We are good to go on day one.
That's the next topic.
When is day one?
When is day one?
When is it?
September 10th, September 10th?
Hmm, that's weird.
Huh, that's weird.
Because I have a couple tweets here
that I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know what's going on here.
This man, the executive producer of War Dogs,
I don't know if maybe he's a fake.
Maybe he isn't.
I actually don't know.
He could actually just be fake in it.
Maybe he's.
But I've seen these tweets here.
I've seen these tweets here.
And here's a man saying, Joe, I need to know,
I'm taking a few days off, work for release.
Do I keep the days off for nine, 10,
or do I move them up to nine, three?
And Joe goes both?
Hold on now.
And then there's the other tweet.
This guy goes, okay, hear me out.
Wardog sets the release date for September 10,
but then blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, the third.
The third, and then Joe, the executive producer
for War Dog says, not quite,
but I drop your responsibilities that night for sure.
So what's going on?
What's going on around here?
What's going on around here, huh?
What's going on around here?
Do we really have to wait till the 10th?
What's going on around here?
What's happening?
What's going on?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
It's anyone's guess.
It's anyone's, I have no idea.
I have no idea, but it's anyone's guys.
It's it, who knows?
All I'm saying is there's two treats here
that are mighty suspicious boys,
might be suspicious.
Might be suspicious, might be suspicious.
And I think that's it.
Oh.
Big things coming soon.
Big things
We're working on big things. Yeah, this is this is this I wasn't smart. I didn't do I know this was still up. I
Work this is done. I didn't want to announce it, but we got big things coming guys. Whoo big things coming
Big things coming. Okay. All right. I forgot that I left this up here. We got big things coming
We got big things coming. I don't want I want to spoil anything. Oh
Oh big things coming big things coming big things coming. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
All right time to ride
boys
Watching you right now. Did you just leak what you sinned to your 3d guys for your sea?
It's real
Was I cooking or what though that was gonna look sick
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, all right boys. We ready to give a walk
Let's do let me see you coach. You take me. Let me see. Let me see. Mmm. She's driving lunch
He's driving to like tomorrow. Oh
He's driving till tomorrow. He's starting to drive tomorrow. No, he's driving like till tomorrow
Damn it. Damn it. Okay, so we lost coconut. We lost a baby and we lost coach. All right. Okay, you know what?
What happened? All right, how about it boys hop on it boys hop on it?
We'll never be able to do we need more people
I don't think so if we want I don't think so. I don't think we do we get more people but we can I don't think we do know
Oh, is today actually giving birth to that?
I think today is giving birth to that.
You know the answer to that.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Technically, we don't know the answer to that,
because we don't know when your real birthday is.
Uh-huh.
Does he know when your real birthday is?
Not today.
Today?
No, not today.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you, baby!
Happy birthday to you!
Oh, what a splendid day today is.
You really only get times like this once a year, gimmick.
You really do.
You should really enjoy it.
You really gotta get it.
Not only am I getting this once a day,
I'm getting this like five times a day!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are we doing easy default or hard of the difficulty?
I don't know anything about this.
I don't know how to write.
Hard, definitely.
100% hard.
100%, 100%.
Hm.
All right.
Game make is now a bad time.
We give you a taste for a little story.
Oh, give me a second.
Oh, no, it's a perfect time.
OK.
One boy is going to do a quick clean.
I gotta do a quick lead in design, uh, uh, espresso little cups they have in Portugal.
Oh, there we are. I think so. Yeah, they're like, they're like the, uh, Ohio's. They're modeled after
Ohio's. I should barely, I should barely. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm drinking out of one right now
that I brought back. And I feel actually sophisticated, facilitated, facilitated, facilitated.
I feel so shillotated.
Why can I invite you to the game?
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know, but this boat is kind of soothing to watch.
Wait, wait, wait, give me,
give me, you're not online or playing the game.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, I'm probably,
yeah, let me sign in on Helen, okay.
There we go.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I see it now, I see it now.
Oh, here we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
I hear me again. Yeah, I yeah. Oh my god. He's hot
Are we are we is this a talking game type of games you mean no, it's just talking game type of game
Take it is. I don't know. I don't know nothing. I'm gonna say yes. He's so cute. Oh
Oh
Definitely break down. It is only only we talk a game. Oh, let's give it to you here eventually
Sometimes next week would probably be I do I'm making my characters very important
But you can make a game. I think a character a character on the main screen. Oh, you're welcome. You're
well, well, I
Want to make my character
I can't right now. I'm gonna go later pussy. See you later, bitch. I could be my kid. Oh
My god, let me see here. Let me see here. Oh
Not a crazy amount of options I would like
Just
I said kind of like the board of the boys. I'm either bored. Oh
Oh my goodness. Oh. Mustache, 100%.
Not a ton of options. A ton of options.
We left the go-tains the color of our ballpad.
Oh wait, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna I'm gonna be uh I'm gonna um
I'm gonna uh let me take
I think I think I've got my guy I think I've got my guy here okay all right I've got mine
I'm all ready to go I'm waiting on you guys I think I've got my guy I think it's just
good it's just good right here Zoidberg who's Zoidberg was that that's what
good I thought there's a guy from was like here oh future rock over future
okay okay okay all right okay okay all right okay I'm not my guy I'm
most of the game, poop, fart, create.
I'm sure you guys invite.
So what do you think you, what were you saying
with that little talk about, um, war dogs?
War dogs?
Well, I was just saying that the release date
is September 10th, but if it's,
But then the executive producer is
talking about something about the third or something.
What's all that about?
You understand?
What's all that about?
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
You think it's one of those open talks?
What are you guys talking in game?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He saved to clear.
The executive producer was telling those guys
to clear their schedule on the third.
I don't know what that could mean,
but I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Mm-hmm
Oh, yeah, I think about doing that too. Oh, it's talking to you. We're talking to you
Let me take a look
Well, what's the push to talk button?
How do I sound?
Very good, Miley.
Everybody turn up your proxy chat volume to one.
How do you, wait, what's the push to talk button?
You sound so good.
Please be calm.
Oh, it's V. Okay, they got it.
Oh my god, I almost, you had that siler's outfit as well.
Do I sound good? Do I sound good, guys?
Yeah, you sound great, you guys.
Do you guys sound great? Do you guys look great?
Oh my god, look at that mouth.
Wow.
You can fit a cucumber in that bad boy's head.
Holy cunt, holy.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Look how our legs go up the hillies is.
You see that?
Oh my god.
We got fucking motion.
We got motion.
So much, so much.
In the uh, sense of humor, man.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Hold on now, hold on now.
Dude, that actually, I'm almost there.
Wait, you think shit's sweet?
Wait, you think shit's sweet, shit, that not.
Shit's sweeter out of the center.
That not, jit, that not.
Don't get it, jit, you think shit's sweet?
I want it.
You think shit's sweet, oh shit.
Shit
You think shit sweet groupie?
Get up!
You think shit sweet groupie?
Get up!
Oh look at all this blood.
You think shit sweet groupie?
Get I run your block!
You're tripping in the wrong block!
You're tripping, Jit. You're tripping.
Get up!
I'm gonna pop a cap.
I don't feel too good.
Hostage managed.
pentose down, say grippy
pensons, keep it grippy, dead dose down, keep it grippy
pentose down, keep it grippy, keep it grippy, keep it grippy
i'm so grippy, i'm so grippy
jen dose down, i'm so grippy
oh my god, i'm not dead
double kill, double kill
erie
holy shit, oh my god
Oh
Well, it's just us two now
This game with two players
Get him get him get him. We will he's just be doing right now. This guy right here. Oh
We suck it. Did you just crash here? Yeah, we just crashed here
Why is he garden with us his long way good speech? Oh, I was gonna read that
I roll can you please get rid of it for me what long way you can check oh, it's for all of
We're missing a bunch of important stuff. We're but we're missing a bunch
One of those I can empty it for you what what what?
Shit, what any message we needed to see got skipped probably John's you can't afford it
You can always catch some crabs and sell them to me
Just grab the crab fishing rod and start fishing as you manage to defeat it. It'll trade I'll trade you my ball
Probably the radar here. We got it by this radar
This crab fishing rod like the guy just said where
Up here. We don't have any money though. I was just a buy it
Can you does he buy clams
Sir, I just got to be lying.
Use the radar while using the boat.
Hold on, my camera's on.
Hold on.
Wait. Oh, there's another boat here.
One second, one second, one second.
No keys.
All right, bye bye.
Hold on, one second.
What's that?
The clams are bad.
The clams are bad.
It's a bad clam situation.
Oh
Wait, hold on hold on just drip insert drip creature to play
How to sell the earned cash you need to sell items
We got to feed him clam oh
My he's judging a bite before give it to him. Oh
Oh
Wait, I want a clam
Right here buddy. Here's a clam. Mmm. We ate a lot of the clams
How I give it to him
Q hold Q oh
Hungry boy
Turkey dinner
You for Thanksgiving dinner
There you go. Yeah, I'd be boy
Hot dogs are a dollar only what that's a hell of a deal. That's a well, that's a that's caught with cops was thousand four shows
He's not a crazy nice. Yeah, I got a crap. I see right
They're ready to punch it. Get her back.
How to kill a creature that has taken the bait, reel it in then press right click and drop it.
I got it. I got it, I got it. I got it. I murdered it.
You just gotta punch it to death.
Wait, are you punching that guy?
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
There's some more shit.
Look at him. Look at him.
Here you go, sir.
Here you go.
Wait, so how much money do we need to relieve hunger?
You need to eat any creature by holding it?
Oh, god, I'm starving! I'm starving!
I got $14.
Oh, guys.
We're gonna be rich.
How much money do we have right now?
We all share the money.
$14.
Should we buy the radar?
What is this?
Wait, wait.
Peter, ready to punch it?
Ready to punch it?
Please, for the love of peanuts,
let's go play War Dogs.
Good thinking, Monty.
Good thinking.
Welcome to Planet Earth.
We've all been here for a while,
But I know it's your first day.
There's a lot of great stuff to do here.
We've got Costco, we've got Six Flags,
we've got Disneyland, we've got roller coasters.
We like to eat food and drink water.
And we have things called families and friends.
And we have cars.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
There you go.
Welcome to Earthshark.
It's not out yet, Thomas!
How do you not know that?
How are you unaware of that?
We got math, we do have math!
We do have math, that is something we got.
Why guys...
wait okay so hold on what happened to the eye hey I got back those I got fresh
knuckles oh my god it'll kill me wait I got here we need that beer we need that
beer and didn't do nothing guys I need a beer these were bait oh my god these
Wait, Mike, we could just eat the crab.
Wait.
I need a beer.
Thank you, crab.
Oh, dude, look at that size of this thing!
Gimme check this bad boy out, huh?
Oh!
Oh, kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
Got it.
Oh, big up!
Crab
I
Guys, okay, so we reel a fortune insert drip creature to play
The drip round crab wait what's a drip round crab?
A drip round bitch.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is that a common phrase?
Well...
Sometimes my dream thought it was Saturday.
He can't, you can't say that on Mondays.
I can't believe he spent $24 on Bradley.
Hey, hey, what the hell?
You tell him, John, you tell him.
How, dude?
It's Monday.
Guys, mind if I get a $12 beer?
Oh my god
dollars for a beer was the other Texas State Fair
Do I get a beer? No
That's our trip brown you dumbass get out of my way get out of my way up the green
Come on, baby
Oh, he's got a lot of it. I
Don't know oh
We win I don't know
Wait, wait, wait, let's get another one and I think you get to watch the money at the bottom left to see what it's a skin
It's a skin really?
Well, how oh my god, it's just a skin look skin for brass knuckles and knife
It's a candy. How do I put it? How do I put it on my best knuckles? He gotta catch a drip brown bitch
I don't get the skin too. I don't be shit everything. I don't know maybe we did maybe you did I
Think we just have it
Oh
You press F to inspect oh whoa, we don't say that way. I'm gonna get my own drip crab
Oh shit, I got one I got one
Die die die. Oh, no, I didn't it's just a regular one
eat up
It was we got to get a drip the drip out
You're gonna get drunk
We use hot dogs. We how do I use we don't like these hot dogs?
We're how we get a hot dog I
Might get it I might have a drip round oh shit. Oh shit
20 hot dogs
Hold on, I got a huge crab, look at this!
Oh, I got a lobster, I got a lobster.
I got a rod crab, look at this, this guy's big, you see it?
Holy shit, that's massive.
Yeah, whoa, you know, oh shit, oh no, oh no.
No way, no way!
Whoa!
Oh man.
Oh, you're no badass.
Let's throw your money, pussy.
Hey, we're shit, fuck you.
Can we share it?
I think it's your body.
So you need a $1.00 to kill the bigger fish.
I let a lobster get away.
I let a lobster get away.
Oh, spider crab, spider crab.
Beat his shit.
Get his ass.
Get his shit.
Beat his ass.
Beat his ass.
Beat his ass.
Oh, it killed me.
Help!
Help!
It's a boss.
It's a boss.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
That's flying!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
I'M A BASED GONE!
Peanut?
Guys, I can't respond during a boss fight!
You gotta kill that crab!
Where are you?
What?
Where are you, Peanut?
I'm in the sky! I'm in the sky!
In the sky?
What the hell?
I...
I...
Oh, god.
Oh, god, I'm scared of you.
Give me down!
Shoot the bird or something!
Oh no!
We're gonna lose!
This thing's too powerful!
I lost all my stuff too!
My brass knuckles and stuff, it's all gone!
No, I looted the brass knuckles there on my body.
Here, over here.
Oh, digs, digs.
Oh, I'm gonna buy a knife.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna buy a knife.
I'm gonna officially get a knife.
Oh, no.
lost everything no no it's right in the water there are stuff's over in the
water beware oh oops how much is a rock crab give you hey um six dollars oh I
got a big crab guys help me cook oh rock crab that's it's a six dollar one
So the hot dogs cast better stuff.
I got something.
I got something.
I got something on my screen.
Oh, I got a purple lobster.
Look at this.
Ready?
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Kill it.
Kill it.
Kill it.
Kill it.
One died.
One died.
Oh, we got it.
We got it.
It's a drip lobster.
Oh, my God.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Let's go!
That guy's just an M9 pre-med!
That's an M9 pre-med!
You really can't kill a bigger creature with this.
Oh my gosh.
I gotta buy brass knuckles to see me.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Hey guys, alright, let's start saving up.
Let's get a knife for each of us, yeah?
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Come on, James!
Come on!
With that rock crab was $7.
Mm-mm.
Gotcha!
Was your limit board mighty?
It'll be more mighty.
Oh
Very nice
Was a close one how much is this oh $14 for a lobster boy. That's nice
You press F to view the money oh wait
Crab fishing rod $3. Oh, you can press F while you're holding something. It'll tell you the dollar
Got it. I got it
No, I ain't got away a slippery lobster
I
Guys all lose him just be to use hot dogs
I'm using hot dogs. It's all my thing. I got a hot dog on my doozy
Use your bait. It's going on the end of it. I'm using it. See it
Do we have to beat the first boss to get off this forsaken island? I would imagine so I think I need to be nice
It's a month. Yeah. Yeah
Mm-hmm
All right boys, I'm buying the knife
God
You do you want these what these I already got some best now
Joggy best that goes much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How do I drop stuff?
Q
You go there. Yeah. Thank you. Oh
Oh, oh
Look at that skin. Oh
give me check out my check out my M9 bayonet oh shit come on baby
Oh, that's a bnet that's a bnet it's not bad. That's true. That's true. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's back. Oops. Oh
Look how it signs look how
I got drip out he's dripping he's dripping
We all share money. We all share money, but you are sure that's true. If we should all get the full health, in this case, the crab man comes back, you mean?
The crab man. Beware the crab man. Beware the crab man. You might come. You might come. You might come on your back.
You guys are using a hot dog right now using hot dogs. Yeah, I think so
I need to switch to all this night is why you boys. I kill these guys so quick now with this knife
Oh, it's you guys. It's just a sharp in the knife
We increased damage from 16 to 18.
Where do my brass buckles go?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Guys, you can sharpen your knife and get like more damage.
Ooh.
My games.
How will you catch bigger stuff for more money?
I
Could you please?
Give it to him. Give it to him.
See that shit?
All right.
Help!
We're dead! We're dead!
Oh, I got them candy cans.
I got all the money!
We're dead! We're dead!
Oh, I'm Bob! I'm Bob!
Oh, we're the Flicky Ticky Gang!
We're the Flicky Ticky Ticky Gang!
We're the flicking tiki-taki gang!
Watch this!
Watch this, bruv!
Too nice eatery.
Too nice eatery.
Oh guys, we gotta get some more cash.
That's the goal.
Wait, how do you switch this?
What did you spend money on?
Be that!
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, I was just sharpening my knife.
I'll get you buddy back. Are you kidding me?
I'm just kidding.
Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I got you. I'm gonna use your money.
I'm gonna use your money.
Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna use your money.
I'm gonna use your money.
I'm gonna use your money from another night.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait. I got a lot of stuff.
I got a lot of stuff.
This will give us a ton of money.
Just give us a ton of money.
Watch this.
Do you want to cook food on the anvil?
No.
What do I cook food?
Wait, can I have one of these?
Oh, shit!
Grab it!
Got it!
Got it!
I got it!
Holy shit!
No, I don't even buy two dimes.
No, he keeps sharpening it.
I'm sharpening it.
He keeps hitting all our money to sharpen his knives.
I'm not good at it at all.
Oh, another luncheon!
Another luncheon!
Okay, he should let you buy the knife.
And then you go, like, we need one more doll.
We need one more doll.
Will you give a clam?
Okay, now buy it. Now buy it.
Oh.
Do you have any drip?
Do you have any drip?
Some of your drip.
Some of your drip.
There's my night. Oh, there it is. So you do sir, but Z for Z
How do you how do you inspect it like I'm pretty happy them trick. Oh
My god, whoa, Leica. Holy crap
I
Okay, you wait try feeding him your brass knuckles if you can sell it back to him
Mm-hmm, I don't have them I
Think when you yeah, flying in the give us any money
It was like four bucks
Yeah, how many stuff I we catch stuff out of the crab I
Don't think we do cuz we're on the early island. There's multiple islands. Are you sure?
If the game is all on this island then
That's
That's gonna be bad we guys we gotta buy this radar
No, yeah, we got to the boat remember we got it. We got to get the keys to the boat say hold on wait wait wait wait
Wait hold on guys wait guys
Wait guys
Wait
Yeah, I saw that too. Wait, oh wait
What wait there's a greed there's a huge green dog on this thing that way
Out the distance is it cooking we got to get I see it
We have to do we have to kill the crab and get the keys to the boat. What's this X?
Is this the crab over here this X?
I don't know which is X over here. Oh, maybe that is the crab
We need to get one more knife
My games, oh, yeah, that's right here. I just told you wait we have a boat guys
No, yeah, we need the keys. We need to kill the crab
This man's beer and then
He will give us the keys and then we shall go out on a grand adventure
Probably
Wait, wait John get your knife get your knife then we summon the crab
The great crab, what the hell?
He's a slippery little bugger.
We buy beer for the, we, we, every time you buy beer for the cat-pan.
Oh, and then you catch the crab with the beer can, that's what I did last time.
Okay, we need more for the night.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh.
The beer gives you the can back.
Oh.
Oh, oh, you could be lured in the crabbin with the beer can.
Never, yeah.
It's genius, genius.
Would you ever have a knife now?
No.
Oh, you're so stupid.
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Wait, there's a special one, there's a special one.
It was just regular green.
but it has like red lines and stuff.
I think that's a big win.
That's a huge win.
The X is download.
Ready?
Ready?
Oh, that's a possible cause if I stay in the boat.
Dyer!
No, it's not.
I'm in the boat.
Did you not buy the knife, did you not buy the knife, John?
I couldn't peanut spent the money.
What?
Again?
No, I didn't spend any but I was over there on the boat.
What?
I didn't do nothing.
I didn't do nothing either.
Well, yeah, I bought a beer but we need that anyway.
Oh, we need that.
We need that.
We need that.
We need that.
Yeah, fuck you guys.
I don't know why everybody's always persecuting me and shit.
I need to get that!
I need to get that.
He's... oh my he's a trippiest of us all.
Jog.
I think you and me as the richest guys on the island.
Obviously.
I don't know if we deal with this poor over here.
Yeah, I don't know if we deal with the riffraff.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna grab my little sip.
Yeah, don't come back.
Well, what to do?
I'm back with an increased net worth, please.
Oh, what?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, John's Gold Bar.
This has been such a wonderful experience.
Such a delight that there's more on my nights now.
Let me wash it.
Oh, wash it, wash it.
Oh, John's Gold Bar.
Oh!
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh goodness.
I won't forgive myself.
Oh, thank goodness.
Are you kidding me?
You kidding me?
Give me your knife. It's out there.
That's my fishing pole.
Oh my god. Hey, Ness.
Hey Nets, gimmicks gimmick potato sack, please don't speak to us rich folk in such
fashion, please
They accept a teefer crabs around here. Yes. Oh, yes, you can burst that knife with your ebt god, mr.
Wait, oh now I'm
We guys everybody get full out quick. We got it. We got it
All right, I'm going to grab a three
two
One is a big for help
No
No, I'm calling it. I'm calling it here. We go
I'm fucking ready. What the hell give it get for help
We do one guy
I
Got it. I got this killing me. It's just me. It's taking me. It's taking
She held the most healthy if you get hit just go go heal up go you look you fucking killed me
No, the crap minute
This guy's way too powerful this guy's way too powerful. Just give you it up. Give you it up
You give me a give you it up once give you it give you it give you it
There's some kind of a sequence.
How do you make him dance?
How do you make him dance?
I don't know.
Throw this out.
He's dancing.
He's dancing.
He's dancing.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'm gonna heal up, heal up.
Stay with me, Fartbeesh!
Yeah!
Okay.
Okay.
Hey gimmick.
Hi John.
You bastard.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
I've never seen through that tech and you just lusted me.
You just lusted me.
You said tight boys.
You said tight.
I got this.
You got it.
Where'd it go?
Where'd it go?
He's going to have to do it again what?
The hell is that okay not going to lie gimmick looks just like time limit are you still you
actually attacking me on purpose no no no I didn't even have a crab this laugh oh
my god dude you can't even a second
We're gonna be so trippy we gonna be so two
we gonna be so two
go go go go go go
awe
awe
me next me next
awe
alright do we sell em back to em?
I don't dig show
Wh I think we're gonna have to eat the fish
Thanks, I think we have the necessary equipment to beat the crab. It's John just can't stab gimmick
Yeah, I think we start off by me not killing gimmick and it puts us in a better spot
Yeah, we would be attacked and tactically that's a sound idea technically sound idea 100%
Just sharpen my knife real quick
Do we get did somebody already buy beer should I buy it we don't buy it just yet
No, but oh, okay, okay you son of a bitch you took the sharpening money, motherfucker
Guys guys
No
No, I'm waiting for the beer. No, okay sitting there. We're okay next sharpen is mine next sharpen is mine
Eat up! Eat up!
Do you want some? Some? Little? Some? Some?
Oh, we got it! We got it! Oh, lots!
Oh, yeah, here we go. Here we go, here we go.
This should get us close
Very close to get this
This sharpen
I'm almost ready, Missy, I'm just going to sharpen it one more time, alright?
I got another stripper, I got another stripper
You got another stripper, you got another stripper
You got another stripper, you got another stripper
Oh, oh, okay John, I see
That's me
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
AHHHHH!
I CAN'T!
YOU'RE ALONG WITH-
YOU'RE ALONG WITH WORKING FOR THAT MONEY!
YOU'RE ALONG WITH WORKING FOR THAT FUCKING MONEY!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Wait, what's up in the water?
Yeah, how about that, bitch?
How about that, Buzzy?
How about that, huh?
Wait, is it down to the knife?
Is it? What does it say on yours when you hold it over the thing?
How do I-
Oh
What how much is it cost to sharpen that max for this island?
Match for this island
No max for this I don't know let me see drop that thing
Okay, well you drop my knife first
TAKE ME! That's your time. Do your time. Take me.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
HI! I DIDN'T MAKE MONEY!
That's help already.
John, take him out.
John, get away from me! John, get away from me! John!
John, get away from me! John, get away from me! Get away from me!
This is the worst thing that could possibly happen.
Go that way. Go that way.
This is the worst thing that could possibly happen.
Guys! Guys! Guys!
Oh
Shit I dropped a knife. I'm not even joking. I dropped and I'm somewhere. I don't know where I went. Oh
God
I'm missing a knife. I'm not even talking. I'm not even joking. I'm not even fucked with you
I want three knives now
You're only defeating us because my knife is the superior knife and you stolen
I'm gonna give these knives back as long as you promise not to attack the victim. Okay, of course, of course of course
Give it, give it, chill out, hold on, chill out, chill out, give it, everybody just
slow down, everybody just calm down, just calm down.
Yeah, just gonna start fishing.
Just calm down now.
Just start fishing.
I'm gonna give you your knife back, okay?
You're not gonna talk to me.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
He has them all.
Is he just how are you rolling it down?
The hell are you doing?
I'm gonna help you guys get it.
You've lost your night privileges buddy.
You've lost your night privileges.
You've lost your night privileges.
You've lost your night privileges pal.
You've lost your night privileges pal.
I'm not going to attack me, give it to me!
Ehh, yeah, yeah.
Now I'm going to give these knives back.
I'm going to promise not to attack me, okay?
We promised right now.
Okay, okay, yes.
But, can I entertain something?
Yes.
I want to know, since you somehow got Max for this island and you didn't upgrade at all,
I wonder if we just hold the knife and then go back to our old one.
Dude, I don't, I don't, I don't.
I am getting my knife twice. Yeah, it's the knife itself guy. Oh you did. Oh, right this one's yours
This one's yours guys. Is everybody calm down?
Everyone just calm down
Just calm down guys just calm down just calm guys guys guys
Guys just calm down
Let's just get focused on the mission. How are you healing? It's so quickly. Let's focus on the mission
Let's just focus on the mission guys
Okay, let's get the crap. Let's get the crap. Everybody. All right. Okay. Everybody agree
Is he but after who has to be again?
Where's your beer can I need to sharpen my knife?
John you're gonna die in the first two seconds anyway, that's true
I don't need to you have the beer can give it all right. I do not have the beer can I do not have the beer can
I love you get let me get a little shop to the shop then
Do any one word dog? Oh, yeah, I've got the beer can
I'm gonna feed it to the man
Are you guys ready about a call the crap about a call the crap?
just ready
Everybody ready
I'm ready ish. We get full out shit for that. I get full out. All right. We go three two one here we go
Hey, we don't want you we don't get ready get ready get ready. Oh
Get ready
Oh
We need all the clams
It's not days no more
You're making the clams you're hogging the clams stop
Oh
Oh my god
Oh man I tried to stick it not a good idea I repeat not a good idea to try and stick it
good work team here you go sure here comes your train beep beep choo choo
need something for you oh you don't like that you got the keys you want the
meat you don't like the meat so you get the keys no no I don't have the keys
oh shit where the key where the keys go where the keys go oh wait wait I'm
Here we can cook the food food not for the third island. I don't think we're pillaged automatically jumping now
Oh, there we go
Mom's car
Oh
Yeah
All right, I think we do you saw that right?
Yeah, yeah, I got it. Yeah, I was just way, but just just help me set track
Right state state straight ahead straight ahead. Yeah, okay. What now? What about that? What about now just straight ahead?
Oh, what are you now?
Stop right
Oh
Trump degrees are the right
What what?
What degrees are the right?
Oh, and guidance, guidance from the right
I'm touching 12 degrees, I'm touching 12 degrees
I'm touching 12 degrees
Try to this guy 12 degrees
Now straight up, straight up
Straight up, guys
Straight up by sir
Straight up John. Do you see the other horizon?
I said I said do you see the other horizon charge it?
No John jump overboard
Twelve degrees to the right and keep going oh
Welcome back John. Did you find anything? Yeah, there's a nice bird. Oh, all right
I don't turn when the boat turns so just go the way I'm facing. Okay. Okay guys
You keep moving you keep moving you keep moving get it you keep moving I
keep moving no no no straight ahead straight ahead oh shit man ho man ho
well now we're cooking boys now you son of a bitch you do realize it's gonna
be completely irrelevant when we get to the silent because there's guns dumbass it's
already irrelevant I fully upgraded my knife that was just for the love of the game for
the love of the sport hello sir oh over here we begin our lure beginner boss
lure would you get to talk to the guy who there is guns oh my god dynamite
a piece dollar solo piece dollar get the fishing rod
yeah I okay guys oh whoa oh there's a fancy one whoa once you get a guy I want
you I want to see some trick shots I'll throw in some extra cash for the catch
if you use a trick shot the trickier the better I'll give you a good price
for your catch pick something from the gift shop I eat whatever barb get the
Fishing well, okay, we're actually a thing about the trick sauce. I don't I don't know I
Don't know I don't know I don't know by the yellow be I got the yellow babe. I got
Three no, I'm at the beginner lure
You shall treat shot is encouraged
Let's see what this
Thank you, my boy
Who's that?
250 yeah, wait you got
I'm not comfortable with that.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yeah!
Oh, that mercy.
Upgrading bullets, laser sight,
or radio,
Death, Gordon, Dale Earnhardt,
and big movies.
Big motor.
Oh, we got the drip machine.
We got the drip machine.
I got another I got another car
Hey, yeah, he's the guard guy got by the new lure. Oh
I thought it was a $40 one. Oh
Because I would have by this radio
How I use it
Oh my god these things sit down- oh I got a salmon!
I gotta send it to him, I gotta send it to him.
Oh no, I gotta go.
Oh yeah.
Come on, dude!
Hey, catch E.D.?
Well...
You can turn it up, I can turn it up!
I
Can't turn he turned up I
Got a car I got a car I got a word. I got a spark. Oh, I got a sparkler
Every year for $70 you'll get the exact same thing. I got a happy and dead fish. Yes
Yes
Jim Sammon you guys get better. Yeah, where's the gambling? Where is it surely? Wait, who's this? Oh, it's right here
Why am I dying?
That was the worst-case scenario
Help!
Help!
Oh, please God!
What the hell happened to you?
There was a fish!
Thank you.
I'm getting word to use this dynamite on that pond, and it brings up a bunch of fish.
Should we do it?
Take this, you do it.
You do it. The dynamite over here.
Right here. Okay.
Right in the pond. Do I get a little fish?
I'm driving, baby.
I don't really know
I'm getting screwed on these
Guys
Think we could catch them
Oh
We can see the mom
I think it's just got you I think you're gonna throw it in
yeah, oh
We all I only when I don't do now. I don't do it. I don't do
We need five more dollars. We have five more dollars
He five windows. I'll get her right here. I'll get four. Let's all be five dollars easy five an easy five way here
Excellent action. We got the dynamite. We know I don't you know I don't you watch this watch this right, bitch
All right, we go
Yeah, oh
Holy mackerel, they're everywhere. They're everywhere
Do we is it worth it? Was that six bucks? I don't kill myself. Oh
I got one. I got one in the game. Of course in the game
another one here's another in the game in the game of quench six bucks eight
bucks another six bucks in the game okay so far not worth it well I got some
stuff no you guys I didn't kind of work I got I just got another one we do is
20 bucks and we made like 20 bucks no no no no no we made a pun okay oh that
That was a $17 fish, alright, hold on now.
No!
The seagulls stole our fish!
What?
I got an idea, I got an idea.
I got an idea.
Oh, oh, fucking kill it.
We're-
Oh, we need the gun, we need the gun.
Where's the seagull?
It's up there in the white- the one with the white dot, there's two of them there.
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Okay, there's another one, there's another one over here the way I'm facing.
Right there.
I got it, I got it!
Right above me.
I got it!
I'm fucking- I'm choking it!
I'm shooting again!
I got the fish, I got the fish!
I got the fish!
We gotta treat him like a domestic terrorist!
Put the fish in and then we'll question him.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm gonna-
Is he gonna eat-
Oh, this guy's gonna eat a seagull.
Shut up, you idiot.
Seagulls were sick.
Where did you say the fish?
Where did you bring them?
Where did they shake?
Where did they shake?
Now eat them, freak!
Yeah, yeah, we're making cash. Yeah, we're like the CIA. Oh
We have to rebuy the lures they don't last forever guys guys I do another bomb
Oh you can throw them bar
Oh my god
This is like a cheat cup
Oh my god, I want to fish like this in real life.
Get the fish! Get the fish!
Oh.
Get the fish!
Get the fish!
Get the fish.
Oh.
They're adding your seabull.
Oh wait, that one still has a fish up there, P.
One fish! One fish!
One fish.
One fish.
You're gonna take it all, I'm finished!
Are you kidding me John give me that back right now leave the seagull you said of a bit I thought you were giving to me like a nice guy
We're making cash boy. We're making cash
I can catch
We got money we got money now we're on the come up we're gonna come up
We're making gas boys
We're making gas
Infinite money clinch
This is literally
I wanna do this in real life
Infinite money clinch
Infinite money clinch
Infinite money clinch
Infinite money clinch
I'm going to get that one!
Triggered!
What?
Triggered!
Triggered fish!
That's what it's called!
Let's go look at this.
It doesn't even sound the same.
One fish! One fish!
One fish! One fish!
We could go look at the other fish.
Move it! Move it! Move it!
Quick, quick, quick! Get all the fish!
That's your move.
Not... You guys gotta hit me, make sure he eats it.
Wait, wait, wait! Move it! Move it! Move it!
Okay, look how I'm gonna make this one!
Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!
Another one of that...
That certain fish.
Call the Cozy Fish! Call the Cozy Fish!
Call the Cozy Fish! Call the Cozy Fish!
Call the Cozy Fish! Call the Cozy Fish!
Alright guys, I'm getting the boss lure!
There we go, here we go, get the Box Looper! Get ready boys! Get ready, arm yourselves!
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh fuck it. I don't know.
How long do I have to wait?
You reel it in right now? You gotta reel it in.
Really?
You don't catch one every time.
That's first of all, it's massive.
You don't catch one every time, you gotta keep doing it.
Wait.
Have you ever fished in red?
Wait, really slowly?
Oh.
Ooh.
Have you ever-
I don't really fish.
Oh, yes, here he is!
I got him, I got him!
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
What the hell?
This is who we're supposed to feed?
He's a fucking fish!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Holy cannoli.
I got you I got you
Where's my gun? Where's my gun? You see it?
I don't know I don't know
I see the gun I see the gun I see the gun I see the gun
You son of a habit boy
I'm starving to death fuck
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
UP
Army please God
Oh thank you
Where's my gun? Where's my gun?
We got it! We got it! There's Mike!
Run, work, keep going, work!
Take a picture, take a picture!
I got a gun with that!
Take a picture, take a picture!
Oh my god!
Wait, it's still alive.
Oh shit.
God.
Jesus Christ.
I
Put that way the right spot by that sorry guys. Oh
You know what I'm gonna eat this one too
Go back here
Oh
Yeah
That's she'll just fly to his mouth. I'm not through it
Bad rock bad time wrong place on time. Oh, there's leeches on the island you can eat
Check out this shotgun. Yeah, there's no leeches
Work
I just wanted to say I've always thought you were, I think we were sort of bound for
each other.
Oh wait, I'm so dead.
It's just ruined now.
You ruined the moment.
I didn't ruin it.
It was just on me.
Pick up your, wait, we got to pick up more fish.
We gotta pick up more fish, guys, we need more fish!
We need more fish!
We need a lot more fish, we need a lot more fish!
Oh, guys, we gotta buy the new motor.
That's what I'm talking about, we need the motor, yeah!
Nice!
Yeah, I got rid of it by night, yeah!
No, you can buy an extra slot right here, you don't need to!
Right here, the little brown bag on the bottom.
Whoa!
She get a little bit more cash, a little bit more money, a little bit more money, a little
bit more money.
Hi, Brad.
It's good to see you too, brother.
Brother?
Oh, hello, Brad.
What up, Brad?
Just my board, Brad.
I'm just a big motor.
Hey, Brad.
You're 230 gone, Rob.
Who's life is this?
I'm putting it right here.
Oh, my God.
Hey, this.
Hey, that's a lot of money
Well, someone's night is right here on the path. I don't care. I'll leave that behind. Oh
So
What he does you guys I guess we haven't got a single skin fish yet
I've gotten multiple and I've got abs the word absolutely worse skins
Also, we're doing dynamite. I think we got a fish for the skins a fish for the skins
I didn't make the game I want to blow up the fish
Is there another boss on this?
Oh, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, is your skin fish?
How do you know if it's your skin fish or not?
It'll have the rainbow title.
Gotcha.
Each leech lady. Oh, there's another lady on this island. We need to talk to where
He's over on the shore. I got a drip. I got a little trooper. I got a few more
I'm just getting stupid regular fetch
Okay, yeah, the piss definitely keeping my knife definitely keeping my knife. I just let it
Let's go away cuz I used to check out my pole. Oh, I know what I got what I got what
Used a stupid pistol look at my pole
You could be a crushing guard or something
Strangely dying maybe lose my drip lock shot
I want a stupid crab.
I bought the motor guys.
Okay.
Hmm.
The beginning boss lure.
Is that what you used last time?
The boss lure.
The boss...fee lure again?
What the hell is this?
What?
Die!
What?
Look at how I caught with that big ass lure.
That thing's huge.
That thing's fucking huge.
You should have seen him on that thing. The lure was bigger than him.
What the hell?
Yeah!
Uh, what's up, Lin, what's up?
Oh, you ready for another boss?
You doing a boss?
What is going on?
Here we go.
What what is going on?
Here we go
Here we go
Here we go if you're ready
I'm ready every
You shot me damn ads all these coming on me
Oh shit, this is really cheesy.
Back off, Easter Egg!
We're gonna be lit, we're gonna be ripped.
I can't kill when they're dead or alive!
They're like separating and multiplying!
Eat up!
Eat up, you whore!
We're gonna be so rich after this.
Never we have to kill it within a time limit though.
We're behind.
Where's the big where's the baby?
I'm dead. I'm dead. Quick quick quick quick quick. I'm gonna do
Are you kidding me? We're gonna lose this
I'm right here in the bushes
Oh
Don't know what my gun is
Get up boys get up!
Which one's him? Which one's him?
Woopsie Woopsie.
I can't tell. He's right here. He's right here.
I see him. I see him. I see him.
Dude, I can't. I can't.
We're gonna have to buy like a bunch of dynamite.
We're gonna have to do this again and buy a bunch of dynamite.
I can't tell which one's him.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
We got this one! We're in this! We're in this! We got this!
We got this one! We got this!
Lock in! Lock in!
Lock in, boy!
Lock in, boy!
I can't do it. I can't. I can't.
I can't do it! I can't! I...
I can't do it! I can't! I'm so many piranhas!
I can't fight!
I
Oh
Get boys get up get up get up
Where's he where's he where's he I can't I lost my it's gone. I can't I can't help
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Uh, wake me up.
Yeah, judge, we have, we have, we have, we have.
I'm over to your left.
Judge, judge, judge, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Back me, I'm such a sly.
Wake up. Wake up, wake up.
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Not again. Oh God.
Oh God. Oh God. Wake up, wake up, wake up. Thank you.
It's fully upgraded
It's fully upgraded
Yeah
It's got me here somewhere. Oh, I found it. I found it. I found it. It's just in the battle
It's so hard to find it because there's so many piranhas everywhere. All right this time. I think we
What what I think we buy buy like a few dynamites in advance
Good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
Wait, why do we have to buy it?
Do we have to?
Do you even have to fight the boss?
I'm too pissed.
Why don't we just leave?
No, we have to fight that again.
Why?
It's a different boss.
There's that lady right there.
Where?
That lady?
Yeah, that lady.
Fuck that lady.
I'm on fire right now.
Wait, John, I think I hit your pistol.
I have another.
I got another pistol.
I'm giving the shotgun shells not the bullets.
Which one's mine? Hold on. I'll revive you. Hold on. I need to see if this one does. I look good in the shotgun sounds 15
Okay, I'll get the bullets. I'll get the bullets. I'll get back out boys
There's so much dead fish over here we can cash in
You know, I should catch it all the fish will break the bush. Yeah, I find another another pistol
Yeah, you just threw it out
Yeah, I'm getting with the shotgun is booty. I I flew up in a shotgun
Everybody's telling me that that's to get the shotgun. You sure that's what they're saying
You're saying upgrade the shotgun
You shot him a bench you shot of a bench John what I
I
I think where the shotgun is the best
We need to trick shot for money. All right
Just for money. Yeah, we do we were you were like gestures in this king's court and we had to dance for him
King happy
That's always been my dream. I'm gonna catch a fish and I'm gonna try to it's not actually your birthday. Is it? Oh
Sorry guys. Hey
Jeff
We got it, we got it, we got it.
We got a birthday to you.
Frick shot!
Excellent work.
Nice.
How much does this give us?
$1,12.
Wait, hold on.
Let me see if I can do a trick shot on a fish.
Now, big!
Oh
Three sixty
Where'd he go?
Did you actually get more? I don't know let me check. Let me check this guy's words eight dollars
That's usually a three dollar fish
I got to shock them now as well.
Wait, throw fish in the air.
Throw it up in the air.
Like you just don't care?
I feel like you just don't care.
Guys, we got to do another dynamite session here.
We got to make money.
We got to upgrade our guns.
We got to lock in.
Wait, wait, wait.
We tried doing a quick kick shot.
Can we see it?
Wait, I need to check mine.
I'm not being silly. Oh my face 360. Don't scope in the air. Okay. This is a bad one. I'm just gonna sell it to the guy
You know you got me to my day. We go. Oh
Yeah, I forgot we could resell
Shit, well, baby
That's where they live
We love this, man.
Yeah, yeah.
One more dry!
One more dry, one more dry!
Oh, that was a bunch of...
Wait, I'll have it tossed gently in the air. Here we go.
Damn it!
We got this type of like we're fish-matching we're literally fish-matching
Thank you, and this is my old it's time job boys. This time is the job. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Quick scope quick scope
Oh
31 Dara, oh that's nice
That's nice
There's a little small goldfish. That's where it's at. There's our huge goldfish. Oh, I mean huge huge
Uncomfortable huge goldfish uncomfortably huge painful
Okay, okay in here. I know in here
seven dot one said that was worth less than the last piranha what I think
shots don't actually work I don't think sweet really really you're back really
Oh, oh, it's a big one. It's a big one
You go $12 all right $12 $12. Not to Sammy boys
Yeah, let's just do the diamond method, way about it, way about it.
Already on it, I've been doing it.
Also, I think the seagulls are dead, so we don't have to worry about them no more.
Oh, that's great to hear.
That's, we gotta do that first thing when we get on the island, kill all the seagulls
with pistols, just like our ancestors.
We could leave out some peanut butter taped to an alka-salt, sir, then the problem
would take care of itself.
That is true.
Her baby pertant. Her baby.
F when holding the fish.
You want to take the castara?
I do that trick.
Oh.
I gotta buy the laser for the shotgun real quick
and then we can do the next boss.
Let's do it. Let's all get fully upgraded.
You got a voice.
This is going to be an intense battle.
You need food?
I don't think I need food.
I don't think I need food.
All right.
Give me that.
Is there any more face?
Oh, here's one.
Jumping!
We'll get the fish man.
Here we go.
Oh!
Oh no!
Give me that.
Peanut.
What? What?
You see that fish out there where? Oh, oh it's ugly
It's a weird Jesus
Don't worry as you care of it
Those are just one the ugly face of those guys
Who then it would have turned us ugly?
Oh my god.
I don't know what word.
It's exactly how it works.
It's exactly how it works.
Is this science?
Mm-hmm.
Is this science?
Okay.
Wait, what happens if you give this lady fish?
Oh, so.
She's the one who, we need to give her three leeches
and we could resummon the other box.
Three leeches?
Three tasteful little leeches, not a big deal.
Three leeches?
Hey hold on, how do we get three leeches?
They're just all around the island, they're just out and about.
Three leeches?
Three leech?
Three leeches?
Three leeches.
Three leeches?
Three leeches.
Three leeches?
Three leeches.
Trace Leche.
Get something else.
No, that's no.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for the help, John.
I appreciate it.
No trace left.
John, revive me at once!
John!
What happened?
What?
John shot me in cold blood!
Oh my God.
John, it's just me.
Oh, no.
I love you.
Slut.
I love you, bitch.
I love you.
I never stop loving you, bitch.
We gotta get my fish.
Alright guys, I gotta get my gears.
Yeah.
Mmm.
Gotta get my fish.
Why we have no money still?
I upgraded the laser.
I figured we should all just get upgraded here.
There is a multiplier thing.
I want a drip fish.
I want a drip fish. I want my suck at life.
Yeah, I want a gamble.
I want a factory do.
Dragon lore shotgun souvenir
It'll stop been shopping
Oh
I got a trip
Oh
Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip
Slippery what?
Slippery little guy
Jail, get right there
Skibbick skibbick. Oh, well, I almost got a boat skin. Yeah. Yeah a boat skin. You can get those
Yeah, I'm a little guy for edging me
What do I got what all right? Oh, hold on. Who's who needs what who needs what we've got we got money coming out of our years
I need um
No, no
Think we're good. I know I need a gambling bitch. I need a gambling bitch, but I'm gonna get more leeches
I'm not getting any game with fish.
You guys want to try the piranha again?
Hold on, everybody get full health, everybody get full health first.
Also, I gotta get a gambling fish. I want a gamble
We could we could do that
140 we can buy the pistol is way better
There's no way the socket is a guy, but let me try to shoot this out the second. Oh shit. Oh
My god, it's a bicycle fish
This is not as good at all.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at this!
What?
Look at this!
Whoa!
Holy cannoli!
I've heard about those, but just you went out in the wild and it's not your habitat.
Woo!
Come on, baby.
Oh, are you kidding me?
Oh, that's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
Look at this.
Nothing.
Oh, well, never mind.
You're not scared also the pistols better this is better 100% guys
I think after that David's demonstration. I need all the green pistols wait, but I'm right pistols mine now
Oh, it's good to have a skin at the for the at the very least just to know what shit is your
Like I'm telling you pistol is the best don't get the shotgun
Oh, shit, oh no, oh no, oh no, dammit!
This is, sometimes I'm really slippery, I'm slippery.
Oh
Shit I didn't realize I had the wrong bait on I guess we're going
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, what 100 percent.
Absolutely, go out and get hookers with all your friends
first when they get Chlamydia loses.
It's a fun game, I like to play.
I'm telling you, it's not, it's not, it's not.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna,
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna,
I can add two, I can add two numbers to the world.
Without a cock-a-lantern.
Okay, I'm just getting shot.
I'm getting targeted.
No you were aiming at me are you kidding me
That was the fish that got you by the way gimmick that was the fish
The fish grabbed the gun the fish grab the gun what you got?
Finish on fish violence
Ridiculous
Okay, it should be oh god. Oh god. Oh, she be excuse me. She be
We got this we can catch up okay come on
We're gonna lose again
Break we did break over over here. I'm over here
Break we did break my shotgun
Oh
Hey guys over here
I
Can help you
Oh, where are you?
You gotta tell me you're dead
I dare to
I don't think you guys can do it
I handle the bitch
What you doing? What you doing now?
He was twirlin' on it, he was twirlin' on it!
Then again.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you!
I got you, I got you!
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
Wake me!
Okay, I'm just being shot.
I'm just being shot.
I'm just being shot.
Oh
everyone sent
Just in a happy birthday and bless him with one of your awesome
I
Don't have a gun anymore. They're both gone
John's just laying dead not saying anything. I said something three times
I
Good
I will say the shotguns really good, but you have to get right up close and it just got me killed
You know this fish is a demon this fish is a demon. I
I don't think the shotgun's the play.
I'm just saying, I don't think it's the play.
You gotta get too close to that thing and then you get swarmed.
Yeah, shotgun's double up the play, 100%.
100%.
I think you should dynamite.
You guys see a shotgun laying around somewhere?
No, I don't.
I'm calling the boss again I'm calling the boss again I thought it was in the move
no I still want it it's good but not against this boss because you have to get too close
here we go boys get ready doesn't have no no no no what is that that's a side dash
What are you doing?
Wait, hold on, did they, did they let us, wait, hold on, did they just give us a,
there's not a penny?
Is it a penny?
Oh my God, it's a penny fish, it's a penny fish, it's a penny fish, that's a penny
fish.
Oh my God, it's a penny fish, it's a penny fish.
Okay, not much.
You're a stupid face, lady.
Can I see your shopping real quick?
You're a stupid face.
What the hell?
Open wide, lady!
Eat up!
She won't eat it!
That's not the leech, boss.
It wasn't a pity fish. It's just the wrong fish.
It's the wrong fish?
It's just the wrong fish.
What? You sure do you want this fish?
$65!
Oh god, dude, shabby.
Locking.
It's coming boys, it's coming!
What?
What the hell?
He's alive!
John I saw you intentionally look at me and do me.
John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John.
How do you like that?
I'm just sitting there thinking about your actions, huh?
Oh, what?
You thinking about your actions?
I
Mind the bullet wait, where's where's the fish go where's the boss fish go?
Did you return it and give me no, no, he's right here you turn it today. I'll call the real boss again on the real boss
When we're trying we were 43 bucks though. That's nice. That's not like I was $40 for the lure to get up
But oh
You're not doing the right boss. It's the leech
This is the boss we already killed John when you
John is intensely south
John is intentionally sabotaging the mission!
Oh no, I thought I was dead!
Oh, it's dead.
Oh no, I thought you were the fish!
Alright, oh no, yeah, she's knocked back right now. I won't lie to you.
Okay, thank you, you better get one of us up quick.
And it's gone.
And everything we had is gone.
That's right here.
And everything we had is gone.
and
that was my
uh... i've lost that's a lot of my stock and i think that's all
shotguns right here
that you said we lost i think we are not my best tool because i see what i think
with a laser
i had one of the laser
i had one of the most deserved one with a laser
I found it, I found it, I found it, it was right, I got a lot of our fishing poles.
Oh, very nice!
Uh-oh.
You can't go that far out.
Alright, where do you buy the, the, the, the correct one?
Where do you buy the correct one at?
Because where do you get the real one at?
You're a fucking idiot.
The leeches feed her leeches? Where do you get leeches from?
Is that a leech? No, that's a leeching pole.
Where do you get leeches?
On the ground? Oh my cock.
We guys we need to find three leeches on this guy's cock and you guys
Is you have me?
leases
I'm I'm depressed
my shotgun got my like
three hundred
$370
From pulling my trigger my muscles more already reacting to my brain telling them to do
God wanted me to live right there, John. God hates you. God hates you. That's what happened there
Okay, you gave you a little sneak preview. Mm-hmm. You let me see the future. Yeah
It's out she leeches
Yeah, I see you leeches
Back here back here
here where a bunch of it yeah back here
one right there one right here oh he's
already got here to die but to shoot me
now that's it now we feed it to this
lady right here I think that you freak
have some yum I will get you to learn
I need some food is you learn these
products you were here yeah I would
like to finish two guys okay yeah here
over here's what I was I wait do we get the lure do we fear three leeches well
I got a leech I got a leech here you go man
oh I got it I got it I got it yeah I think we're gonna need a shotgun
uh yeah I know my I pissed off about the shot then getting deleted I'm never
using the shotgun again as a protest
oh god i'm having
we're doing good we're doing good
oh jai
oh sorry are you serious every time that wasn't me that i shot pia
oh jai jai
I'm dead over here.
I'm coming.
Right, John, right.
I got him, I got him.
I got him, I got him.
I got him, have it boy!
I'm still dead.
How you still dead?
Because I was in the water when I got brought up
Oh my god
Thank you
I'm dead, I'm dead!
I'll do my shotgun with you, I'll find you later.
Or not, I'm dead.
I got you, I got you, come on, come on, come on.
I traded, I traded.
We're actually doing good on time.
Oh god, oh dingle, oh dingle!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh snap!
Oh!
Oh Nick!
Oh I have no leverage anymore.
I have no leverage.
Here, here, here, here. Shotgun. Right there.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh gee, oh gee, eat all the fish.
We've got more fish.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm dying.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Dude, where's my gun? Where's my gun?
Where's my gun at?
Oh I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
Peanut, pick me up!
Go, go, go, go!
Snap out of it, dog! Snap out of it!
No!
Snap out of it! Snap out of it!
Whoa, we should give us a never flash drive or something
Have Steve files
I kill the rest of these guys and hop on the boat. Okay. All right my all my steps being
And all my stuff's been stolen, so.
I have nothing in my pockets, so it must have been peanuts.
No, I'm missing a shotgun.
This is not all it is right here.
OK, one pistol right here.
One pistol right here.
I got your shotgun.
There you go.
That meat chunk was 25.
It's like a rouge.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Anybody see that tasteful little knife?
Oh, wait a minute.
We've got my advice. How good advice. Yeah, it is. It is.
It is. Oh, thank God.
Oh, this is somebody else's fishing pole, John. I think it's mine.
It's out of my way.
But you should doubt now.
This is also somebody else's fishing pole.
I guess it doesn't matter.
Yeah, it is.
You guys, what are we getting to the, how do we get to the next island?
We got the motor.
Did we install the motor?
Oh, where's our, yeah, we get it.
But what, but we got a flash of, I sure don't know how to get to the next island.
Oh wait, did we feed the piranha to the lady here?
Wait, if we used the radar, what the hell did we need the flash drive for?
There's still some more heat chunks.
Oh my god, did you tell me you didn't sell?
What?
Sell what?
Tell me you didn't sell the piranha to the guy in the cheque.
No, I see I use a lady I give you lady I give you lady you got a flash drive boss
Look I see the next island right now easy we see go over there. Oh, oh it's right in front of us
Let's go. Yeah, we sure we there's two dots in here. How do I know what's where's the
The real wide
Don't go too far out, you lose stamina.
Wait, go into the shallow hole?
Hold on, I'm holding on to hope.
Yeah.
You guys hop in the boat, hop in the boat.
Bullet shadow sent.
Mr. Tionut, always remember,
it is good to meet girl in park,
but to park meat in girl is better.
Hell, he's doin' nice little suss.
Wait, you think we're gonna eat a seagull?
I already ate a seagull. It was delicious.
Really?
Oh my god, this seagull is fast with this new motor.
Are we going the right way?
Mr. Gibby, Mr. Gibby, are we going the right way?
to the right to the right wait wait there's two islands you gotta go to the
uh the yellow one to the right to the right right this way straight ahead is
that the white one that we're going to know a little to the left the left
Oh there it is!
There it is!
Oh, okay, what do we got on here?
Ooh clams again.
The grill master.
I don't see a party.
That's too cool.
I think a shard!
Oh my god!
Oh
We got it
Okay, everything
Shock that we have to get a shark
So stop I'm out of shock you also. We also need to get a rare endangered creature or this guy
Oh my god an SLG?
Whoa!
Here the shotgun doesn't even matter anymore.
Whoa!
The shotgun doesn't even matter anymore.
Screw the shotgun.
Wait, does that now work here? The dynamite?
Oh, you missed the water by a mile.
There we go, hey!
I had something, I had something, I saw some points on my screen.
Wait, how do we cook it?
He only wants a shark.
You said we can use this to cook our fish so it sounds for better.
Didn't you say that?
Oh, maybe.
I don't know.
I think a shark would do nicely for the team.
If you get me one, I'll let you use it to go to cook your own catch.
Okay.
So not yet.
Are you trying to cook a seagull?
We have to shark it up for it.
Guys, I don't know if you can cook seagulls.
I think that's an eagle.
Well, it's also legal to shoot them out of the sky with the USP, but I die.
I only got that.
That sounds perfectly legal.
Not America, buddy.
Not America.
I don't like communist guns.
You live in buddy.
Not America.
Really?
What is this?
Give it go long.
Give it go long.
Oh.
Yeah, give it go long give it go long
Ready ready? I'm ready
Died go long go long go long
Oh
Oh
Didn't get you didn't get sorry bad hands that's on me
Oh
We guys are we eat you
Yeah, I did
What you doing y'all it's good time money
I'm gonna do a lure too.
Wait, where's the lure to at?
The, oh, iron sight, copper-sitter, red dot sight, laser sight, extended mag, upgraded bullets. Oh my goodness.
Oh my. Oh my.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yow-me-g!
Oh
We got here and she we got here boys
Angel for that intervention. Oh, I think I just released them my exit
Yeah, who's this guy let it grow and then catch it a little bit. I took
I can't even trim now. There's a scary face in the ocean. I'm too afraid to step in
Who am I getting rid of it for me? Would you I have some spare stacks?
You can use his feet, but I want something to return maybe something to show my colleagues
When I get back one of the those are the danger creatures would be cool. Oh
Wait, is that what he wants?
What the fuck
Nice catch man. Oh, look at that bad boy. I'll put that on my Facebook. I don't breathe Chad
should you want this 112 dollars this is some these are some expensive fish mm-hmm
we apparently you know apparently we weren't supposed to give that day we
supposed to give it to the other guy this that's the endangered species yeah
that was not we were supposed to give it to the other guy apparently
I
Just catch another one very easy very simple very supple very simple very supple we will
Endangered species and danger species where we're
Thanks now uses bait the catch to scary fish all right
already oh shit shouldn't we maybe get the oozy oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
oh this is uh oh where my picture go where my picture go oh what the fuck
oh well here I am
Well, there's all we can all look at always try again. Yeah, we can always try again
We got a bunch of money
I lost my shotgun out of where it went. It's right over here. I just
Okay, that doesn't sound good now with what I'm doing, but
My bad my bad, I didn't think too far in the future my bad my bad
To
Wait, is this a gambling bitch?
Oh
I'm so proud of you guys. I gotta buy my shotgun stat. I need to put that skin on there
Where right here Oh, please watch these much
Look at that!
Don't forget your fishing pole.
I got my fishing pole.
I got my fishing pole.
I bought another one.
Oh, of course.
It's much faster than finding
where you lost.
Of course, of course.
I found Nemo!
Finally!
Oh, I need to go, I need to go.
Oh, God.
God, yeah.
I'm gonna get that Oozzy first.
I'm gonna get that Oozzy first.
Mm-mm-mm.
Ooh, spiky!
You shoot the seagulls out of the sky
I
Take this out
Take a look at that boys
Javi
And we gotta get you guys some mooses and then we'll all upgrade them.
I already bought a bulldog game, but he was only $32.
This thing quick, $32.
Who's this guy?
Who's this little man?
Put the damn seagulls out of the sky.
Put them damn seagulls.
Who's this little man?
Oh, I'm using the old bait by accident.
I
Couldn't play with Peter all the team kills would drive me insane
I want to put you anyways well I want to do anyways idiot screw you late team
kill your friends just we gotta find out a light the barbecue maybe it could be
anything but try this
no it didn't work it didn't work I'm hungry I'm a hungry boy
oh what's this one oh this one's good you're in a fucking blast it ready go
Oh, no!
Oh, he's...
Oh!
I thought that was so...
I'm a hungry boy.
I'm a hungry boy.
The Spencer fish.
I was a hungry boy.
Oh, I got another one.
Wait, what is this what the hell you did
You swapped by the way gimmick your voice
Yeah, I'm gonna get a mile. Oh, no, no, no, I've been pressing the wrong button this whole time been talking in discord like you're about the boat
idiot
We give it to the quest guy we just say a danger fish give this guy
Wait, didn't we already
No, we need Uzi's for sure. That thing is crazy.
What the fuck is this? What is it? What is this?
It's your type of ball mechanism.
Shoot it!
Oh, that is disgusting.
300!
I did a good work, good work.
Now we just have to get job-wise, then we can start upgrading.
Oh
God I'm using the older one
Shit I just wanted double what do we kill the other one
Yeah
We're gonna pop a lucid you see give me take it
Do you see do you see do you see?
I see we got it.
I see we got here.
Maybe you should have used the special, maybe you should have used the spectrum.
Oh I got a game of creature!
Oh shit!
Got it!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, okay.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
I got it going! I got it going!
Oh my god, I already...
You're fucked! Look at this thing, it's going!
Oh my god! Holy crap!
Oh my god!
I'm like a warlord in a third world country, look at this!
Look at this!
Thank you for your videos.
My boyfriend and I enjoy watching some of these.
It's a few more anniversaries.
And I was hoping you could do a shout out
to our viewers.
Thank you for eating these.
I
Did you increase in the drop rate got you guys see this might be the best skin in the game. We just go
sick
Mastery class
Long time good work guys
No, that's here to look out me fucking me fucking me
It's fucking me too get away from me stop fucking me
It's a little I mean
Good! You're welcome.
Yellow box, Eric.
Oh, you do get extra points for, like, trick-shy quickscope.
Yeah, well, it's not that much, I don't think.
1.7X.
1.7X? That sounds like a lot.
That's what it said at 1.7X. Wait, what did you do? You did a quickscope?
Oh my no-show.
Oh.
NOOOOOOO!
You're not the best of me.
You win this time.
But I will be back.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got shot!
I got shot!
What is this?
I
Can't even rely on my teammates to keep me safe
Yeah
I got it. I got it. I got it. There you go. I got it now. I don't want to get it in
seeds. Get it. Get it. Um, um, John, we got John, John, you got to get just you're
Locked the pocket. I'm using the old bait
You catch did you catch up did I did I'm seeing
Soon as 1.2, but it's sold for like more than the other one, so I don't know what's
I
See a couple more dollars from mr. John couple more dollars
This is your fast way to get money I use a dynamite technique
Well, you got you got John John you haven't
You have enough only to give it whatever you said right there. Oh, that was nice
That was nice. It was a quick scope headshot, etc. Etc.
I mean once you guys went to my trick shot to deal, what's your trick shot to deal?
It's definitely worth it to do the trick shot.
Oh, I got a Ghibli 1! I got a Ghibli 1!
How do you do a trick shot?
I've been doing quick scopes. That one was botched. That was a botched one.
Oh no, no, no!
That was a botched one.
Woo!
That was a close one.
im hearing that joke
oh shit
okay okay 360 jump
darn it
it worked
i dont know i think i fucked it up
yo im literally shot on the jacks y
My sensitivity is too low for a 360 I got
Yeah, I'll give you a shot. I'll give you a shot. I just went
C.R.J.N.
I need to give you some sensitivity
Yeah, I need to give you some sensitivity
C.R.J.N.
Yeah, I'll pop him up a little bit
Yeah, yeah, you got a weak in the mud, just get a little weak
You can pump it up
Here we go, I got a quick shot
Shot, shot, shot
Oh, he's down
Alright. Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Wait. We jumped 360 nosecope up.
We already have the endangered species ready for this guy.
We'll just fucking...
I got it! I got a 360 nosecope!
Yeah?
Yeah!
You see how I'm just eating it?
Yeah.
$102!
Incredible.
Incredible.
Was that a frisbee affair?
He looked like a hungry boy.
I didn't have anything else to give him.
Mm-mm.
Oh, but you see me now.
Good man, good man.
Thank you, Mom.
What do you think, Mom?
I've got to get some more money.
Oh, someone just spent all the money.
Oh, my God.
Come with me.
I
Got the jumping dc's no no no no no
They really does work that really does work
Okay, all right, who's using all the money over there who's using all the money over there
John! I'm fishing, I saw you walk away from it.
Oh my god.
Who's using all that money over there, boys?
That was nice.
We're making money hand over foot.
I got a horse! I got a horse!
Good work.
I don't know what that means.
I heard it said before.
Wait, Joey, wait.
Ow.
Okay, I'm just over here.
I got it.
I'm not in my own business.
Now we're not in our own business.
Now you're going to see your daughter or the other guy.
Wait, where's she?
Where do you want to go?
Hey, you're just about to be working.
Hey, you want to go?
You're going everywhere, I tell you.
You're my butt slut.
$398! Oh my god!
I spent it all, huh?
Hehehehehehe
HURRY!
We're cooking boys, we're cooking!
Ehh, yeah!
We need to find out how to unlock this grill.
We need a shark!
I should be killing sharks right now, not only are the oozy's out.
Yeah, is there a what about I got the aerial headshot no standard, but we need the boss lures right here
280 bucks
Let's do it
Okay
Oh, it's a big one. Oh, it's a big one. Oh, it's a big one
I can't believe that just happened.
What's this guy doing?
Oh, okay, well, okay, you gotta walk in the middle of that.
I was gonna shoot that guy.
We not trick shot no more.
Oh, we're okay. Oh, yeah, nice. Thanks. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Oh my god. Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it.
Lucy's not great for long distance.
Yeah, there you go. I sell this real quick. Here are little boys swimming in. Thank you. Thank you, John. Thank you.
Oh, god. Thank you, brother. There he goes. There you go. There he goes. Everything's fine. Thank you. Thank you.
We wish we wish all my stuff had
You only drop where you were holding. Oh, yeah, I lose anything you're right
Wait, oh
No, no, no, we're eating those are eating fish. Oh, sorry. Sorry. They're only like eight
Yeah
Oh
You did it
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Wake up, John! Wake up!
Okay.
I've seen it pop up on a heated screen two times, and he's killed me.
But it's not true!
It's not true! He's lying! That's not true!
It's not true! He's lying!
It's not true at all.
no that's not true I would never kill John John are you dead yes you just killed
gimmick as well no I did no I did what do you the shark literally killed him
he even gimmick a day that
He's coming! He'll be back!
He's coming! He'll be back!
But now I'm not sure.
He just killed me twice.
Oh, don't do this.
Bad time is high, fuck you.
Don't!
Boy, we're barely making this one. We gotta lock it!
Okay, dude.
I got the wings across.
I got the damn eyelids.
Got sniped by a shark
Thank you
Listen to this one, listen to this one, listen to this one.
Wait, I haven't got the whole time.
I haven't got the whole time.
Listen to this one.
Listen to this one.
I've got him dead.
OK, that was a gun shot.
I've got two guns.
Run and time lock in!
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, we cannot lose this.
We cannot lose this lock.
I'm doing it lock in.
Lock in, lock in.
OK.
Fuck me dude.
Guys, guys, be on the side, be on the side, be on the side, no no no no no!
Oh no, it's up to you, get it, come on!
Get up, get up!
No no no!
Ohhhh!
No way!
Ohhhh...
Jesus Christ, how is he alive? Dude, I wonder how it would have changed if I didn't get killed by my teammate seven times
Is that a defect in anything? Eight times
Oh, let's make me
Alright guys, let's get the money back. We're good. We're good. We're just giving it another time
Got a shiny I got a shiny shiny tiny
It'll shop in shop kid
I got a stupid shotgun skit
Okay, that one is not on me that one's not on me that is not on me the slide
That one is not on the inside
You can play a lot of my team kills on me, but not that one not that one
Little stuff jump little stuff jump
I like no one's like jumping in front of your gun fantastic fantastic
Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. And he's gone. And he's gone. And he's gone. Oh, that's my
pistol. It's in the water. Thank you. Is I being a compensator to lower the recoil?
you mean yeah we were just kind of yeah a hundred percent mm-hmm how much is it
where is it six hundred dollar that's not dead come on boy yeah it's only like
12 horses. 12 horses.
And easy, come on guys, that's easy, I got nothing.
Time to play the game!
Little shot, jump, little jump at least.
Oh yeah, I guess we can do jump shot.
Yeah, that's not pretty easy actually.
I have nine balls in my mouth, hope this helps.
Oh
You like that lady on the black couch, but one of the people would be disabled
One more time I one more time
time. Where's the fish at? Guys, we're not making money fast, I don't think. I mean I'm
going to go back to the explosive thing. Let's go back to the explosive thing, yeah?
No, no, no. It only catches bad fish. I think that's still faster than whatever
the hell we're doing all this this test I don't I doubt
now I'm gonna toss a fish up to you or I'm gonna toss a fish up to you yeah I
get them get them get them okay it's we all went on top of the house I'm not just
just working not sure about it she's just faster I can't tell this is faster
Not
So what this person's like for 600 fucking dollars
Was that you give it was that you know it's had to be John he's awful quiet
Yeah, when are you gonna make a P2P
Starfords
I think it's probably at best the same, I think at best it might be the same, I don't think it's faster.
That's a great idea! Hold on now, wait a minute, stop once!
Oh, oh yeah, once we kill the shark we can cook this shit.
Stop once you hear this, there's a blind guy in my YouTube chat asking if we can make a stop point.
It would really make some money.
He's got glaucoma. Do you think we can do this possible?
Do you think it's possible? Do you think it's possible?
I don't know if he's here right now.
I'll take it with him later. I'll take it with him later. We'll see.
We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.
In the meantime, get yourself some Gongja Goods, sir,
and start making rap songs that start with 1738.
Oh, I got another horse!
I got another.
Oh, good boy, wait, wait, wait!
Trick shot, trick shot, trick shot.
Ooh, quick sculpt, huh?
Okay, all right.
$122, that was a skinny ass, or.
I was in a big one.
That was in a big one at all.
Got a gambler fish,
Got a gambler, fish.
I got a yellow box, fish.
Here we go, baby.
Here we go!
Come on, big buddy!
Big buddy!
Hey!
Oh my God, that is way better.
Okay, John.
It's like you want it, John.
It's like you want it, John.
This is way better.
The competition of how time
The recoil is significantly less
I don't think this is one
No, that's not
That's not one
Shit, that was nice
That is nice
Fucking idiot
Fuck you, John
You goggles are stupid
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Oh, I got a D
Oh god, oh god
Oh, come back
$275
oh
hold on now
hold on now
this thing is loaded
we might be able to beat the shark now
jump on
blue girls this
this yeah yeah yeah I think we I think we go for another shark go for another
shark I think we go for my shark and then we sell it then we can sell for so
much more money did you guys get the shit for the SMG yet I did I did it
it's uh it's just good I got a couple things yeah yeah yeah it's worth it
It's worth it. I mean, it's a lot of yeah
We're stopping up stopping up stopping up and we don't wait three two one
Nice you yeah, oh nice
The only 95 dollars
I
You know the horses look the same, but they got skinny inside
Dynamite in the horse next time maybe they'll give us
Yeah
You go sure sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet do the shark shark wait. I'll let's get this red dodge. I was give this red dodge
I don't even have the first upgrade you can eat my
Well, once we kill the shark we're gonna sell all this fish for so much faster
That was highly unnecessary, John. I would never do something like that to you.
Yeah, okay. Don't get the fuck away from me.
We're gonna lose some stuff. We're gonna lose some stuff.
Don't forget how the horse is here.
Every shot I can count for the kill shot or the trick shot, not just the kill shot.
Oh, really?
Nice for somebody's sake.
I got it I only got one bonus on that one and it was called finally
It's not very kind it's not very kind it's not very kind did you say it's not very kind
a little snack it's a little snacky boo it's a little snacky boo oh what oh shit I
got a shark
Oh god, you're the last one.
Where are you guys?
We're at the water patch.
Water in the water.
Oh, punch.
We can take you.
Over here, over here.
Meet the John, meet the John.
Okay, just got shot.
And now we're going to get out of here.
We over here over here
John meet the gun
Okay, just got shot immediately. All right, I did do
I see kill John on peanut screamer than anything in this game
It's a big input it's a bitch input
Okay, that one wasn't you
Oh
Johnny just running at the other two shoes. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry just running the other two
You
Thank you
Okay, just shot right in the face
It's just killing
Shot me right
You don't have to keep shooting
We had that!
We freakin' had that, dude!
Dammit, come over here.
Hold on, get my belongings.
It's input!
It's input! It was a desk pop! It was a desk pop!
It was a desk pop! It's input! It's input!
Yeah, it's just...
It was a miss input, guys.
You had to believe me it was a mission point. It was a mission point
Johnson's
Sorry guys
Wait, where's my knife? Is that my knife? No, that's a seagull.
Okay.
Give it! The shark! It's on you!
You just fucking shot me in the knee!
No! Stop that! The shark!
No, no, no, no. The shark was behind me!
The shark got me!
You didn't take my bomb! The shark got me!
The bomb's in it!
Why don't you let him know I did summoning the damn shark!
Fuck you! I'm fucking hitting you! I'm fucking hitting you!
Thank you.
Let him have it, boys!
Oh, shit.
Just you, Pete, just you.
Yeah, just you.
Let him have it, boys!
I'm gonna...
I'm a member of the team.
You're a lie.
You're a lie.
You're a lie.
You're a lie.
Wake up!
Oh, you see it?
Everybody, wake up!
Wake up, boys!
Guys, guys, we can't lose this, we can't lose this.
Oh, Jay, you got me, you got me, you got me!
Maybe we should just keep them dead.
Stay by the trees, stay by the trees.
Okay, this is John's- it was he?
Do you think you're the last one? Give it- do you think you're the last one? You have to finish him off!
Oh
Oh
I fucking hate these fucking bosses so much. Oh
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Hahaha.
Good thinking, Vodz.
Good thinking.
I can't swim.
You don't get the Uzi for a little bit fuck you me I'll get the Uzi for a little bit
okay I found John's Uzi John you my Uzi John you'll get this bad think about what you've
You've done it.
Take a bow once you've done it.
Trick shot.
All right.
I see my shotgun.
Well, I see, I see, I see it.
Oh, I got it.
All right.
I'm good to go.
We've got, we've got some in the box again.
So I got to get all my shit.
Mm-mm.
I
Wish I'll get a little bit of money. I don't know where any myself a couple dollars it and then get the boss
again
I got the horse
Good
The hell where the fuck the hell are you doing you smoke and crack son with my pistol
Okay, that one, I'll take that one and then we'll see.
Where's my pistol at?
Oh, there we go.
It's over where I just murdered you.
There we go.
All right.
There's me, you see a couple more dollars, guys.
I got you some more dollars.
I'm just saying.
Send.
What up?
My goop.
I just wanted you to give a shout out to my girl Raven, Shakezula. She loves you and your strings. Stay naughty, Narned Peabot.
Okay, I'll see you. I'll see buddy
All right guys, are we ready my family, please?
Can I get a hurry can I get a yes sailor yes?
Let's do it. This is the one yes shaler
Good job for good luck
Now I have zero health starting this.
Alright guys, let about it!
Let about it!
Stand the trees!
So when the fling's at you, it bounces off the...
Okay, that is...
Stand the trees.
You know what, I promise you'll shot.
Oh, never mind.
I promise you'll shot.
I'm gonna do the zombie train, like Call of Duty.
Okay, is that the reed?
Hey, we're getting him, we're getting him, we're getting him!
We're getting him real good!
I'm down, I'm down.
Is that C.P.?
Hey, guy, I'm like...
Guys, right's making me really good time, right's making me really good time.
Keep going keep going guys
I'm dead
Oh, we're milked in this thing like it. I got gap. Okay. Well, I felt like I'm in the trees
I felt like bullets
What was my bullet?
I unlocked the secret.
I unlocked the secret.
Oh, yeah.
You got it.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
WC.
Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
It's the barbecue guy!
That was the boss of the grill.
That wasn't even the boss of the fucking island, dude.
That was all for a lighter.
We have him. We can cook our fish down, too.
Yay.
We can cook our fish.
So close. Oh, god. No, no.
Are we gonna double-check anyways, guys?
Was it Coastal? I was gonna double check.
But now it's time to cook some fish.
Stop fucking teaching me how to stop your friends.
Stop fucking teaching me how to stop your friends.
That's a two sound like.
That's a two sound like.
That's a two sound like right now.
That's what you sound like right now.
Alright, Sheriff!
This is a serious, serious thing we're doing, guys.
Guys, this is serious.
This is serious. Look around.
Come on, come on! There's some type of game!
There's some type of game you're supposed to like.
You have fun in or something?
No, there's a straight way you're supposed to complete this game.
Step one, step two, step three!
Alright, alright, I tried to pick up my catfish,
And the stupid needlefish was on there already burned!
And I burned my hip-fish!
Are you thinking about-
You need to stop diving, boy!
You need to stop diving, game!
There's a straight way!
I wrote a guide on this from Wikipedia!
You stupid needlefish!
Step 2, step 3!
Turn, hunt!
Turn, hunt!
That's what you sound like, sir.
That's what you sound like.
Are you fucking dumb?
Sir, this is a video game!
I'm not an 8-in-art block doing my taxes, you dumb bitch!
I swear to God. I swear to God.
I got my mother fucker on this planet.
What's up? What's this dangerous?
Use the carrot? Is he ready for the carrot? Cook a horse?
Oh, gosh, if we find a horse, that'd be a ton of money with the new grill.
You have that for a second.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. No extra slot? No, I got one. I got four. I got four points at the last time. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Wait, can you get another one?
Mmm.
Oh my God, you can score.
Explosions.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Going to the grill?
Oh no, it's...
Talk.
Hold F over the grill, wait till it's 1.5 cook.
That's a French name.
Is it cooking?
You might touch his peanut.
If anybody clicks dynamite by the rocks,
it's a poop face, it's a poop face.
Oh
Boys if you're bad about how I'm playing a video game it's time to do a quick rethink
Okay, I'm gonna give everybody I'm gonna give you I'm gonna you up and beat up
I'm gonna give you guys a five second five second moment of silence. You can close your eyes and think for a second. Okay guys
All right, I'm gonna die so you do it five seconds five seconds five seconds. All right five seconds guys close your eyes
I'm gonna give you silence that way you can think about it. Okay. I think hmm
I'm watching P Knight play a video game at 10 12 p.m. On a Monday. You either a
Get horribly upset
Let people publicly know how much I do not support the exact method. He is playing the game or B
I can have fun and enjoy myself, all right?
So I want you to think about that for five seconds.
All right, five seconds.
Here we go, silence now.
All right, okay.
When did you come up with A or B?
A or B?
Which one did you come up with?
Was A or B?
A or B?
A?
That's what I thought.
That's obviously the better answer.
That's obviously the better answer.
That's obviously a better answer. Every time.
That's obviously a better answer. Every time, boys.
Every time, boys.
Would you win? Would you win?
Nothing. Nothing good.
You got the zebra fishing line.
Yeah.
We're gonna organize my stuff.
Hmm
There we go perfect
All right guys, wait, we miss you give it miss you give it you think we're ready for the the carrot
I think I think we're ready could be
Mm-hmm. I miss what I miss what I do. Oh
It's gonna be a painful week boys. We owe either red dot
whatever
To
Be a painful. I need that red on specify number of days
But we're gonna make it we're gonna make it
No, no, I definitely did not.
Kill him, kill him!
She's so shit.
She's trees, trees, trees.
I wasn't ready for this.
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
No!
I don't know what I'm doing, dad.
I got you, John!
Save me!
I got you, wake up, wake up!
Step out of me!
Thank you, thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That was a shot, that was a shot.
That was a shot.
That makes a lot more sense.
Hold on!
Okay, let's just let's just not talk about it and
I
Never have my oozy never happened. You see move what we move right along move right along
There's one back here
Right behind me
I poke you with this I put you serious I put your dish
Oh no way no, no, no that wasn't you
My boy, this is your you have the late I don't have a laser. Okay. I thought that recoil
It doesn't feel like
Oh
I definitely have somebody else's pistol though. Yeah, I think you're fine. There's one right here
Six dollars six dollars
Here's your pistol right here give me a nice avid white one
I'm talking to him, see he's up right
Oh dude!
Here sir
Oh there he is my guy
Beautiful, beautiful
You stopped your flapping around buddy
60-fuck
Noob kill? What is that supposed to mean?
Those are such a professional kill right there.
Are you cooking the fist good?
1.5.
Oh, I forgot to cook it. I forgot to cook it.
You guys need to get it to 1.5.
What does that mean?
That's max.
Hold F over the grill, get it to 1.5.
Oh, gosh, you got it. Okay.
Gotcha.
Ooh.
How do you see how I drive? Go over here.
I press F on the grill.
I picked F on the grill? Yeah, you hold down F. You don't actually have to put it down,
you can just hold it. Oh, oh, oh, I see, I see, I got it, I got it. Oh, oh, that's, oh,
that's how you make money right there. That's how you make money right there. That's a lot
of money.
I got a duplicate skin. Wow, I am getting absolutely boned on the skin. I rarely get
those gambling fest I never get the
gambling fest
you need food? food?
what? oh you're good thinking
oh yeah
NOOOOO
wait do I get more food if I cook it or does that not matter for eating
yeah
You're coming with me steed you you're coming with me steed
I'm gonna burn you alive
I'm gonna watch the flash peels off of you
Oh, oh you're right that was a max who's yeah, I got oh how it's not
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Gimbel Gimbel Gimbel Gimbel Gimbel Gimbel Gimbel Gimbel Gimbel
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Guys, we got this shame boat thing that we already had.
I got a duplicate last time too, this one's been broken.
Bro, this one's fucking rigged!
This one's rigged, 100%!
Tell the Gamblefish you get a lot of money.
Guys, apparently the Gamblefish,
oh, where's a lot of money if you don't gamble them?
I checked. The Poverfish was 50 bucks.
50 dollars?
Yeah, 50 bucks.
Didn't seem...
50 dollars?
50 dollars.
50 dollars?
Don't you this cooking thing is way better we get a ton of money
Oh
bullshit, thanks for letting us use your grill
Talk II I was gonna go to a fence. I was well, they keep some there buddy
Is it nice there?
Okay
I'm cooking for you sir
What dollar?
My name was not a scent. Mr. Nutt. It is my 42nd birthday only streamer. I have ever really watched
Thanks for all the laughs. Happy Birthday!
Clam!
Yo, right buddy? I used to use my knife for this.
Happy Birthday!
Oh, wait.
Oh, God, God, God, God.
Guys, do you guys want to really lock in?
I mean, I'm talking lock in, lock in.
Yeah.
I'm talking.
We cook.
We get a bunch of dynamite shitfish, cook them up, have them ready for when we fight
the boss.
Yeah.
It's like full health.
One fish gets you to full health.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
And we get like three dynamite, put it in a pile, and lure the boss into it.
Wait wait wait apparently you can cook your rod and you and he would you catch the fish?
Hey, oh my god, wait, and then when you catch me when you catch a fish already good
That seems impossible fried rod guys. I keep my I cook my rod
Okay, well the fish isn't already cooked
Oh, I didn't work.
Give me a good jump shot.
Hey, how are you?
Hi.
Hi, how are you?
Wonderful weather we're having.
Wonderful weather we're having.
Who's paid all the money?
Not me.
I've been cooking my rod baby. I've been cooking my rod. Oh, here we go
Here we go big one guys a huge one if I can do a jump shot and cook this thing. This is huge
Does that count yeah, I gotta I gotta I gotta this be huge this be huge way
Oh
What's a bad ball
It's the beach ball and you can just you see through the box. It's so yeah
Do you see through the box? Where's that? It's the beach ball right behind the box. You're looking at
Beach party
Body
We can you yeah, maybe you can cook it bring it back
It doesn't increase the bow
Nugget on planet earth
I
Will get a couple more dollars my tiny you would let me eat it
or
Duplicate skins in a row or in a row
God I hate you. Yep. I am lit like actually
Actually, it's the only explanation
It's a good only explanation
I'm cursed gotcha cock your shotgun
Cook your gun we guys only cookin your gun do anything
Would that increase damage I
Don't know if I want to cook my guy. That's expensive
That's that sound. Yeah, why don't you go test that and don't think like I'm like a thousand dollars
Oh, thank God we can buy lures again
Don't be
You are sure he comes to play
Well, I should I should do the carrot one you guys down
You guys want to do the carrot one?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
Oh, I got a horse!
I got a horse!
Really?
Let me do this one.
Let me do this one.
Wait.
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it!
Oh, my God.
I got aerial and no-shoop.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, my God.
This will be huge.
This will be huge.
This will be huge.
This will be huge.
This will be huge.
Oh, my God.
Gotta be a leap.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
Hmm.
Now I think we get the carrot and we get some dynamite.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's get a dynamite.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's put it right.
I'm the carrot! Here we go, boys!
Okay, hold on, wait a minute hold on, hold on.
The dynamite trick, we said get the dynamite and then you summed it, it's a whole thing.
We gave it our all. That's what matters most.
That's what matters most. We gave it our all.
We gave it all we had.
Also, the dynamite did almost nothing. I mean, don't do the dynamite.
Well, I don't think we hit it, did we?
No, I hit it. I hit it directly.
Can you shoot the dynamite to trigger it, or do you have to throw it?
I don't know.
I'm testing an SMG still.
It's over here by the fishes.
Is this your danger species?
Missing my pistol.
Is this your danger?
How many are there?
Why does this stuff respond in the water?
I don't know.
Oh, that was a nice throw.
The guy?
No, it's two expensive, I don't want to ruin it.
It's two expensive, it's like $10,000.
$10,000.
Hmm you get six K worth of dynamite in the middle
We're apparently other dynamite can activate other dynamite
I think so we put a bunch of dynamite in the middle and we go one dynamite on top of it. Good one
Chicken nugget!
Okay, we gotta get the dangerous species boys. We gotta get the dangerous species
Wish we get some food
I'm gonna get you a little bit of food.
A little bit of food.
A little bit of food.
You're the handsome little fella, aren't ya?
Hehehehehehe.
You're the handsome little boy.
You're the way little guy.
Wheeeee!
Wheeeee!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm putting the dynamite in the middle here hmm I charge good I only look like
getting in a dangerous species I got heroin again I'm gonna wait you need to
kill the heroin and then it bleeds oh oh god oh I gotta get to a 7-11 and
lead over yes quick do the quickly quickly quickly quickly
oh daughter's game yeah and we're all the endangered species and let me just
catch them oh I got a cow guys guys how much I don't care I'm
I'm spangambling it.
Go go go go go go go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
God, god.
Me next, me next, me next.
Oh wait.
My tickets come on the way.
Oh I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Dude.
Whoa.
Dude check this.
Look at you.
Dude check this.
You're shaking all the colors, Kevin!
Yeah.
Beach party!
Shokin' up the sun of the summer!
Oh, I got an endangered fish!
Oh, you give it to him, give it to him!
all these stupid beach balls are you kidding me I can't even see the fish
beach party beach party cry beach party beach party oh my god
hell
bye
alright boys here we go
i locked and load boys
i locked and loaded
where am i called john
ohhhhh
we i just summoned the boss
oh je
oh je
somebody died of my death oh shit
we needed to do it while it was
i locked and
oh je
oh je
oh je
somebody died of my death oh je
Oh
We got the it triggered the dynamite it worked
Where's my gun at?
I don't know where my gun is I don't see my gun
I got I got I'm just looking for my guy
Now lost my gun
Yeah, it's a beach boss fun. It's the beach boss
Not that, not that, not that, not that healer!
He's gonna be in a mood to get a fight with us!
We are not in a mood to get a fight with us!
We are not in a mood to get a fight with us!
They really screwed us!
That's right!
Need Peter on the boat?
We're dead by the way!
Oh, he's dead!
Oh my God, say something!
Oh!
Oh, I don't think that guy...
You need spouse, Bull!
No, you and I are dead!
I don't think the dynamite's worth it!
We would have had that before,
stupid dynamite well that was the plan I was just sticking in to the plant
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah on
the beach do you know what she did my what was he oh we should probably get a
like the shotgun for this one he's here I maybe you guys I tell you if you
look at my bond I was absolutely grilling that thing while I'm chasing
I
Was toasting it I think I think the dynamite is trash
That's that was not worth it
I don't I don't have
You know what oh this gun just got oh
Oh, there we go, okay, what was the two things out here? What's that right there? It's probably it right there where?
What's that? That's an iPad and that's a fishing line
Hmm
Huh, oh my god, did that cut is literally like $2,000. I know where's mine the red one. I have no idea
I
Give it actually fuck so I did not
Karma comes back
By the beach ball water behind grill it's on the right of the grill
Well, who's he?
On the right of the grill?
I don't see it behind the grill.
Oh, like, oh, far?
Over there?
Who's that?
That's just another beach ball, it's just another beef
There's anyone see my easy
Feel like it could go under the ground, but you might still be able to
Really try your best
I
Think both of our who's these are gone
Thank you everybody just keep saying I passed it every time I walk anywhere. I
Think both of ours. It's in the tree. We're like it's in the tree. I
Think that's possible
Wait, wait, you can get the coconut
The cost $350.
I don't see any UVs up there.
Do the bird take it?
Maybe there's too many entities on the map.
We got a polycamper.
Underwater?
Underwater?
Oh
Where you died I think I died over here
Um I don't see it
Hmm
I don't see it
Well, oh God, oh, well you boy
Yeah, I yeah, I
Okay, wait if you go a look at those out there those are those don't have white dog so these are far enough away
There's no white dog
You mean yeah, you were standing here when the accidental explosion nobody to blame guys guys. Oh god means
You would it would have gone long got launched out this way. I see a I see a pistol
Grab it. Oh, put it put it in the boat. I found a pistol. There we go. There you go
That was mine. I just brought that out there died. Can you put it in the boat? I put it in the boat
Yeah, there's definitely stuff without white dots. Oh, I see something else right here. I see a bunch of stuff, right?
I'll give you that search. Our ooze is
Your rod, well, I'll just buy a new box by the way that's we feed off
Everybody just keeps saying right there you
Are you guys one guy me you guys one guy me
I'm gonna go out of here
We see you guys it might just be so far out of the map that it's not here anymore
more
gimmick they're saying you have it no I do not they're not guys I think it's
gone that's what happened to my shot that's you moralizing and she more
Coralizing we got we to get a whole new Uzi again. I guess you have the grill
It's really mad too much. Yeah, we can we can make that money pretty quick to be your pistol box. He's your patient
I'm gonna go out and do a check myself
Yeah, I don't know. I don't see nothing out there
Thank you for blowing my way
No problem. Oh, no problem. Oh my
You ran over three times
Pass it again. Oh, you're gone. Well, you looked at your rod. I've got my rod right here
Yeah, but right here
He's rage beta guys
Line use your eyes
What
You don't mind cuz I didn't see these
John he's trying to
I'm trying to one guy me, it won't work!
I'm a genius.
It will work.
Your feeble attempts at one guy me would not be effective.
It was next to the pistol.
No, I didn't.
No. Oh, we got to give him a fish. Oh, oh my god.
You two, you two, you two. It's a piss ball. Piss ball. Piss ball. Piss ball. Piss ball.
Wait, okay. I can give him with this or I can turn this into 600 dollars. Oh, stupid
if you did anything else.
I'm not going to lie to you with the new event
to be losing my Hoosie-Doozie.
I'm probably going to, I'm probably just going to sell it.
Where's gimmick?
He's out there looking for our Hoosies.
Gimmick, can you hear us?
Did you find it, Bosch?
No, but I'm getting...
Which should I buy a new Hoosie?
No, hold on, let me try one thing.
Take your time, take your time, boss.
Let's do some fishing.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, piss, boss.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Gotcha!
Don't cook you up.
Nice and easy.
There you go.
Oh
You will catch the Uzi watch the clip look at the clip
And hold on wait you guys wait. Let me see
You guys my brothers in there the clip of me getting of my Uzi
play it oh I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking dog is no way I
think I this is gonna be part of your one-guy plan you guys are trying to
trick me and scheme me we see
that's the head of a fucking seagull are you guys fucking job that would be the
feet of a seagull. That would be the feet of a seagull, guys. You can clearly see the
seagull under the water. It's right there. Dot your ass, okay.
You're stuck! I'm trying to focus. I'm trying to focus. It's a very stressful situation.
stressful situation birds are real got you ha ha ha okay hey you want your
back watch your was he back buddy oh thanks you're here did he's a Rosie oh
right that that that that that that that that that that that that that that
don't worry I got my Uji back oh perfect perfect perfect
Let's just use the...
Oh, you got a little bit of fiction, a little bit of fiction, a little bit of fiction.
Okay.
Gotcha!
Yeah.
I sure, should we start by Lucy's now or no?
I think it's probably time.
Lucy's gone forever guys.
Or Lucy's gone forever.
Rejecting second
Gotcha
Well, that's a big one. That's a holy day. Oh, that's how I think you fit. I did good to have a little you know
You want my shotgun? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got you got you. You watch
I'll show you a little bit more money you'd upgrade this easy that we can then we can fight the puffer fish again
Oh, I got a game with fish. I got a game with fish. Oh, it's gonna be too expensive. No, don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot
Yeah, right. Oh, we go ahead. John. I've decided that Uzi's gone. Okay. Oh
Oh, John, do I sell this for $440 or do I get one?
I did the last one.
Have you changed?
You're not a man of winning compassion.
Are you different?
Winning compassion.
Oh, here's your package.
I did find this.
You can't buy it.
Do we sell it for $440?
OK.
Slut.
All right.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, fishing rod.
Wow, wow.
Or serves like a scuba suit.
Well, I thought you were always supposed to win with your gambling.
What the hell?
So something with that machine, that's a secret.
Okay.
I said it in your chat.
I sold gimmick socket to the guy. Are you doing secrets?
No
Why are you laughing? Oh?
Nothing. Oh nothing. I'm not talking about that thing that thing. Just what are you talking about a horsey?
We don't we don't just
That this is here to kill me kill him kill him. Don't worry. I'll shoot around him. I'll really scare him
Now need oh shit
Come back make it once
You go all those big money those big money big money. Oh, it's big money. I
I
Will respond to a maximum
No never found it. Oh, that's a shame. I'm sure if we keep looking we'll find a shotgun
I think it's I think the shotguns probably right next to the
100% 100%
Yep
ah John what's up dude
uh dude you're totally cramping our fishing style John we're just fishing we're just fishing
and fishing dude oh shit yeah man John why am I getting word that you sold my shotgun
sold my shotgun you can sell those and how long have you known probably for you
when he sold it did you think it was a piranha and you sold it and someone just
sent you the clip John be honest with me John and did you or did you not sell an
Uzi as well.
What?
Did I not sell an Uzi?
Everything you said about John comes true.
I did not sell an Uzi.
I'm hearing John sold your Uzi.
No, that's propaganda.
Is that propaganda?
It's misbossed by his name.
I couldn't do that because I was blown on the map.
He was vaporized.
I can vouch for that.
John was analyzed.
It's when we all got back on the island.
I
He did a quick
Now you're just tarnishing my my legacy in this fishing
And you know what John it brings me the utmost pleasure to tarnish you after I spent so much time
Looking for that
Damn shotgun. I did it now until someone told me it wasn't a piranha
They do look very similar. Do you get piranhas and shotguns mixed up? That's very common, that's very common.
I was fishing with my uncle at a young age, went to throw the fish back, shot him in the head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've used it.
This is my uncle too.
Yeah, he showed me.
He showed me how to hold the catfish with your two fingers.
But.
Then he leaves it.
He sees that he got a on me.
I repeat, a fit.
Roll the fish in the inner.
Hands on my shoulder and somehow still hold it.
All right guys, I'm not my Max not Lucy again. I'm not my Max Lucy. I'm ready to fight. I'm ready to blast
We need a dangerous species to give to this a dangerous species freak guy
I was going to shout for a pretty penny too.
for a pretty penny as well.
Next time boys, next time, next time.
Next time we got this, 100%, 100%.
Oh, good stack, good stack.
I'm gonna go to these trick shots.
Is it the three, do I need to raise my sensitivity so I can do the three six?
So you go do the things you did, you do this, you do this, you jump, and you pitch up like that, boom, like that.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I've been doing, that's what I've been doing.
Okay, okay, good, because the 360s ain't gonna work with my sensitivity.
Little Caustic Chaos sent, hey P, thank you for coming like that on Saturday night.
Jell'n fuck you, green team forever, bitch.
Anytime! Anytime!
Anytime, my boy, anytime!
Oh
Holy can only listen I got a
John, John, Fiddle, Fiddle!
You gotta wear his VCs, I got an endangered VCs voice!
Okay, I'm gonna wait to turn it.
I'm gonna make too close to the side!
I'm gonna make too close to the side!
I'm gonna make some Narcan!
Narcan, I'm quick!
Oh, you're next, you're next!
I killed it.
Where'd my, where'd my Fiddle go?
Right here.
Oh, no, he's gone.
Gamble the fan, Gamble.
Gilly, there's no such thing as too much, man.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Damn it.
Damn it.
Alright boys, you ready?
Oh, let's do it!
Um...
Let's go-
Oh, gotta get the-
The bait you give-
You got the bait?
Yeah, I got the bait.
I got the bear. I got you. I got you. I got you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys. Hold on. Before we start, let's give them some need.
Oh, I got the chug. I got the chug. Here you go.
Oh, beans party!
Oh, wait, wait. If it blows up everything, what if we just threw a couple C4s and see if we could see the Oozies?
Um, I actually already bought it.
Does that make any sense?
Yeah, it makes a ton.
Are we sure that makes sense yeah?
Yeah
Good boys you got shotgun I dropped it right over here. It's right there the beads. Thank you. Oh, here. Yes, here. Yes
You're my chance kill me
no I'm over where you in the directions of those bullets I got you John
back my hands back the drum
get him out of it boys get him out of it
that's your pee, that's you
I got you, I got you much
I got you much, I got you much
Oh smack me harder
We get them we get them we're doing it. We're doing it
We're doing it. We're doing it. I got oh
Oh
Make sure you choose the time before the box fight
I got shot wake up wake up. Oh, he's doing a thing. He's doing it. He's a wizard
Oh guys you can't go in the purple you can't go in the purple
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Get away from me!
OHHHHH GOD!
OH SHIT!
WON'T THIS SHOULD NOT RUN!
WOOOOO!
OH SHOW!
WE GOT THAT! WE GOT WE WON!
OH REEEAL!
What happened to me?
This is all we got, guys.
We got these creatures.
Oh, very nice.
$200, $200.
Wait, wait, wait.
Grill it, grill it, grill it.
Did we sell it?
Where do we do?
Oh, the quest item.
Oh, this one doesn't matter.
Who, uh...
You give this to...
This guy, right?
Is the other quest item hit F?
No, this is not a quest item.
That's the quest item.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, goodness.
Now sell that for that big box.
Oh, that's a big box.
Yeah, I need to, I hate the fucking shotgun.
It's actually terrible.
All right, all you should, that way we go.
Wait, do we go to the Red Island?
Or we already at the Red Island?
Um, I mean, follow your heart.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we don't have radar.
There's a radar on the boat right here.
Oh
Red Island
Oh, you're more late when there's more puffer chunks back there
Last island we got to be the game. Yes
No way!
On the other islands we have a village.
Oh, another grill!
Well, I hope so.
Is this the last one?
Well, really, red isn't the last one. There's one more island after this one. But red is the best.
Well, hello, ma'am.
Idiot.
Aw, what's called an idiot?
That's our name. You're being very insensitive right now.
Oh, my God.
Peanut! Peanut!
What?
Look at the building up there.
To- Don't way! Don't way!
Don't way!
Oh, no way! Don't way!
One n- hour.
Um...
Would you put it right back?
Right back, right back, right back!
What's going on, fuck?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh shit.
Oh, let's go!
YAY!
Hey, we got guys, guys, guys.
Yeah, you'll get we got you'll get we don't have any money at all
How does that have one dollar from just winning and we're about to have even more?
We don't have any good bait where do you buy stuff it's that oh, that's why oh wait
This is increasing the work of the fish. Oh, wait. What did you do professional lure?
Yeah, yeah, $50 50
I
But I'm like
Black right oh shit one of us pets. Come on, baby
Your name this is everything
do a big a huge one oh my god that one just got away instantly oh my that one
goes too high you can't you those we need all three of them okay everybody
get ready we need this I got an aerial okay
You know Cook it Cook it cook it you can see I just tell this all get ob."I'll
Yeah
Oh
You with it son
Oh, this one I got the flapping one. I got the flapping one.
Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no.
What the hell? How about you?
That's the one.
This one.
Oh, you should get your fish. Your fish.
Oh, no.
Oh, you guys, I need another. I need another.
Oh, my God. This one's expensive.
oh my god 550 oh my god oh my god peanut I really wish I really want to
green it's 550 we wait all the way with me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
me what I mean we'll get somebody through as well oh really what the hell is this this is ugly
this is ugly i'm sure that's a good heart oh my god oh my gosh my god that's a good
thing sir i'm 56 oh my god i could get hold of you it's gonna be it's gonna be so much more
I can't believe that
984! I'm putting on fucking greed!
What the fuck?
I'm putting on greed!
I'm putting on greed!
I'm putting on greed! Do it, do it, do it!
Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed!
Ohhhh
Oh shit, oh nooo
Well, now we know for next time
We made some safe bets up here, gimmick.
We'll let you know when we're making progress.
I need help on this.
I'm fishing.
Come back later.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh
Let me up
You little sub sub
That's for the dogs up on our green up on our green
Oh
This was expensive this was fucking
Oh
Shit
Oh nice where's that
Shit little bit of vision little bit of vision I should buy this duty work
You're C!
Wait, I shoot about...
What?! Where's that?!
I'm going to shoot about...
NOOOO!
I mean, I didn't bet on greens!
Are you serious?!
You bet on greens every time!
Get up, get up, get up, get up!
I'm still out here...
I'm going to shoot at you!
We're back!
We got him, We got him, We got him, We got him.
We got him.
You see, We got him.
He see, One, One, One, One.
Oh!
My god, Oh my god.
Ok.
Here it comes, We have this one Revivence, Revivence.
Here it comes.
Oh, John's too hot.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Keep shooting.
I'm coming boys. Thank you. Thank you. I'm dead and I see you
down. Put him down. Okay. Okay. All right. Well guys, we gave
at all. Why don't we just get in the gambling house while we're fighting the barge and then
it gets in there and skull farts. I don't think we'll do it in time but I was on the stairs
and it's looked alright. Is there a new gun? I don't see a new gun. Put your dish out
Over here
I got your business job. Thank you
guys check this out
what is this?
a sniper scope!
look at that!
look at that!
look at that!
look at that!
look at that!
don't see me during the presentation!
Kirk mclown, St. A. Mr. Knight, my white shirt
let's shout out to the rest of the world
Also, yeah, I'm here right here.
I know, maybe I might maybe not be distilled, perhaps might do that, but maybe not.
I have three pistols.
Oh, what?
All right, guys, okay, we gotta go.
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
We gotta, we gotta, guys, guys, we gotta hit me, we gotta hit me to ASAP.
We gotta hit me to ASAP.
Oh, shit.
I can't believe I hit Queen and I didn't go down the green.
I'm back on this bad boy. This Cypresscope was not a good purchase.
This was not a good first place. Oh my god
I got what I got I got expect what?
Someone revive me
Okay, no, no, all right, okay
Hey, I lost everything.
I got it.
Why do I got the fish?
I got the fish.
It's dead.
Yeah, I got to sell this because I
bought a $900 scope and put it on my Uzi by accident.
Nice.
Just give me a second.
Give me one quick second, you guys.
Give me one quick second.
Nice.
You burned it.
Honestly, I don't know if it might be better.
Gah!
Alright guys, okay, alright!
Alright guys!
Oh, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, at least one time!
100%!
100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%
Hmm?
Dude.
Ooh, I almost did it again, guys.
It's close.
It's there.
Is it there?
It's right there, it's right there.
Uh-oh. Regular.
No! No!
Very nice.
No!
Darn it.
This is harder than it looks, guys.
I'm telling you, this is not a complex game.
It really makes you think, huh?
Okay, I keep getting teleporting creatures.
This is the second time I've caught a fish,
and my line teleports to the other side of the island,
and it's just gone.
Okay.
Alright.
all right this is a stupid fashion oh god oh shit oh that thing John
that's a bitch oh this is expensive one P we got a
How much is it?
We're over 500.
We're at 5,000.
We're at 5,000.
We're at 5,000.
We don't have time.
What?
Are you hungry?
Yes.
You're a hungry boy.
Oh, OK.
Put it on.
Watch it.
You can eat green.
Then he can just solve the mystery.
Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green,
green, green, green, green, green, green.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, it's not good, it's not good, oh, yeah, can we use cell one?
Oh
That was not close at all it was close to being close
oh shit I need to die my for some food oh boy is a big boy is a big boy is a
big boy oh shit oh yeah oh guys this is here guys guys this is here this is
here guys all the fish this is a 1,080 fish 1,080 Holy Dingo
Holy Dingo! Holy Dingo! Holy Dingo!
Oh my g...
Oh, green green green green green green green green green green green green green green green green!
Oh!
Oh...
Wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Put it down!
Okay!
Put it up!
Lay it on!
I'm starving to death!
Oh!
Oh
God well back to work back to work back to work back to work back to work. I swear. I swear. Oh, okay
We're gonna hit that green chewy the boys we're gonna hit that green surely that I that I swear
Fuck
Are you weird John? Yeah. Oh, oh shit. This is expensive. How would you tell me how would you tell me?
We're at 689. Oh, we're at 790. Oh
You're gonna hit the button this time
No, I don't
We are coming out coming out coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
Okay
All right. Three, two, one. Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green.
Oh, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, no way. No way. Go away!
We could have dabbled in it. We could have had dabbled!
I should have just ate it. I should have just ate it.
Speaking of eating, we deserve this shit. We deserve this shit. We deserve this shit. We deserve it. We deserve it.
Wait, where is my cypress? Oh fuck, I don't have it anymore.
Oh, where's Dad?
Where's Dad?
Did you pick up my sniper?
No! Where's your- I just- I just got it
It's my sniper. It's my sniper.
Okay.
Okay, thank you for getting my sniper back.
You're welcome. I'll get it back to me. I got you. I got you.
Alright.
I just gave you a good-
It's an intervention match
on high-rise.
Hey, that is my sniper! Kill him!
You should have bought it you thought you should have bought three is selfish
See if I if we fucking let it ride we would all have enough money for the sniper
But you guys are greedy and you and you wanted to get to snipers and you wanted to go spend your money
And save investing
Okay, okay
not only did gimmick steal my sniper he's killed me six times in a row I've
I think steel is a hell of a word.
Oh.
Oh.
Do you want to see my oozie?
Do you want to see my oozie?
You're going to get that money so fucking fast.
Do you want to see my oozie?
Nope.
Do you want to see my oozie?
Do you want to see my oozie?
Ah.
What a joy.
Let me see it.
I see it oh, it's not it's no houses. It's a reason why is he? Oh
Big boy, I have no weapons to
My man
I see I see yeah, yeah, I see a shot gun a pistol a knife a
Seagull
I
Caught the fish for green and I have a pistol to show
That's because you didn't have a let John that's because you did not let I told you I told you mr. John
We can share this, Dr. John.
I don't want to share it.
I don't want to share it.
We should have doubled it.
We should have doubled it.
I told you.
But you guys are greedy, and you didn't want to double it.
Greedy bastards.
That's biblical greed, guys.
Biblical greed right there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You got too greedy.
Richo!
Richo!
Richo!
Is that 420?
I
Grab the rifle or switch it
These are the expensive ones
oh
I don't even know if I want to get greedy more you guys ruined it you guys ruined it. Maybe she's used a regular way
Yeah, that's what we're doing.
I'm gonna do that, and then it's gonna hit green.
99% of gamblers stop one round before green.
That's not driver!
That's driver!
One more!
One more!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring!
Oh what?
It just stopped!
That was gonna be green!
That was gonna be green!
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
I just got scared.
That's right, this is the one.
It was meant to be this one.
Oh.
No. Grab it, grab the fish.
Okay guys, alright, I'm going to give my own fish
and I'm giving it how I please.
Don't you grab my fish
when I win the green.
I'm making someone's money.
Oh shit
This is convenience right here fishing right from the casino
Sorry
Sorry about that guy
My face got me today. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh, no way
Holy Crap!
Guys I just hit like a seven multiplier this thing before I cook it is 1588
Holy shit. Oh, baby. I'm gonna do that on green. I'm gonna do that on green guys, it's 2376 dollars
What's 35 times two thousand three hundred seventy six
At least a thousand. At least a billion!
Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green!
No!
Oh no!
No!
Come on baby, come on baby!
Go on then.
Come on baby I need this.
I need that. Give me your camera. Oh my god. I need this. I need this.
Okay, nice and evenly. We died 49, 49, 49, 40.
Okay, here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Big money, big money, big money, big money.
Big money... Big money
Big money. Big money!
Big money!
Big money!
Big money!
Oh, no!
I think we're so close!
We're due!
We are due...
We are due. We are due!
We are due. We are due!
We are so close!
We're gonna try this, we're gonna try.
You
What
This is guy smile on him
You would use a crack happy
We got a happy boy. We got a happy boy
He's gonna make me a lot of money. He's maybe a rich peanut. You make me a very rich peanut here
Okay, that wasn't close.
Alright, okay.
Alright, that's it.
I give up on green.
I'm doing the straight narrow.
No more gambling.
No more gambling.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I've had enough of the gambling.
I've had enough.
It's rigged.
It's a rigged system.
It's used to bait people into wasting their fish.
Debasing?
Are you really going to say it's debasing?
Yeah, I know. It's debasing.
Yes, debasing. It's debasing. Or whatever.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh, I got a gambling fence! I got a gambling fence! Specifically meant for gambling! I have to gamble it! I have to gamble it! It's specifically meant for gambling!
That's not what I just said. That's not what I just said before. This is specifically meant for gambling!
It's literally a gambling fence! I have to gamble it! That's the whole point of the fence!
back on back on
She doesn't look good, but it's rad
I haven't been a baby in like I like a lot I
Remember what I do when I was your baby
Greed
eat your creams and and
Eat in general yeah, eat in general good diggimer feet eat in general eating good eating good, but not too much not too much
Then you'll get fat. Sorry about him. You have to buy two plane tickets tap. Oh, I see
Look, baby, I see that's all the advice I can give you for now
This is a slippery bastard
All right, $900 right here boys. $900. This is the big win right here. Here it is. We'll
never have to work again right here after this win. Green, green, green, green, green,
green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green. Oh no. Oh, that was not close
Oh my god, I got an $1800, $1900, $1500.
Put it on green! Put it on green!
Put it on green!
Come on, baby.
Oh no!
Oh no!
No!
Oh no!
Literally the opposite. Very nice.
Guys, we're gonna hit green, shoot it later at 35.
It could not have been further from green.
811.
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait.
How many doubles does it take to get to 35X?
Like, mathematic wise.
35.
How many doubles does it take to get to 35?
You just say 35 dot dot dot like I'm some stupid peanut or something because that is most certainly not the answer
Okay, John. That's most certainly not the answer dot dot dot
Huh? Hey John, that's most certainly not the answer dot dot dot. Okay. Okay. That's most certainly not the answer
Dot dot dot. Fuck you John. It's like five or something
six or seven, how many doubles is it, two, four, eight?
So you'd have to double it.
Two, four, two, four, eight, 16, 32, so five doubles.
But wait, is it easier to hit green
or to guess black and red five times in a row?
I
Easy to guess greed or hit hit black or red five times in a row
Yeah, I've got a new plan that'll make it rich. I got a new plan
Okay
That's hitting guessing black or red five times in the row is the same as hitting green. I know
One more green oh
That was close. Oh
Okay, okay, but I'm gonna try guessing it five times row here. We go
Black on the first one easy peasy. That's not to give it. That's an obvious. I mean, oh
Oh, I'm gonna die I'm starving and it's red
Guys the plan never goes good on the first try the plan never goes good on the first try everybody does it everyone knows that
everybody knows that
It's always red are you sure?
Maybe oh, you wanna try red oh, Joe. That's a huge one damn it. No, that's the big one
So use your smiley one oh
I got him! I got him! I got him! Did you see that? Did you see that? From the brig!
Okay, here we go, here we go, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this.
people just
oh
oh
oh
back
oh
distract this guy
ah
nice to see you
360
oh
quickly give it quickly go go take the money run
little
Something as we use some dynamite for the food real quick
Oh, thanks boss wait, do they sell dynamite here they saw that into the sack
All right, I got this one hundred percent
This one's easy. This one's easy. This one. This is the one right here boys. This is the one right here
Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride!
Oh, oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh, give it, give it, give it, give it!
Do this!
Let it ride, let it ride!
Oh, John, that's my god! Take this crap!
guys guys we're gonna be poor forever if we don't if we don't lock it right now
we are lucky guys everyone just get the fish run there put it on green repeat
until we win that's it we all went together there's a 135 chance we theoretically
We should let it once every 35 tries. Oh, what kind of big one? Oh, he's the one that flies away. Oh
Shit guys
154-1,000 54. Oh, I'm gonna die. It's our basic. Okay. Oh, there's a cabbage on the ground. Yeah
Oh, it's gonna be huge. It's gonna be huge
It's gonna be huge. It's gonna be huge.
Bam Bam
1582 right here boys
I'm gonna do three bets on this three bets
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay two
Come on, come on, come on
I
Taste will treat us with me just to get our spirits. It's your speech. I'm just a speech
It's a tough decision
BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK, BREAK!
AH, WHAAAT?
I'm killing everyone that works here!
Oently, closely, close!
We're 2!
We're 2!
WE ARE 2!
We are 2!
WE ARE 2!
We are 2!
Oh, Mr. Rickety, swim over the ocean, my good man!
Good old man!
And this is Scotty, I'm a nice wicked bad good, I'm mad!
Thank you, my boys, be safe there, my boys!
Oh, thank you boys, thank you boys.
Tables are hot boys, tables are 100%, tables are hot!
Tables are hot!
Wait, Jimmy, where'd all the money go?
I...
Honestly, I don't know.
You're buying another sniper?
I don't know, I don't know.
I was gonna buy one for you.
What?
I was actually gonna buy one for you, and in the money, it's just...
Oh! Bosh! Bosh! Bosh! Bosh! Bosh!
Oh shit.
Guys, I'm gonna save him from the top! I'm gonna save him from the top!
Oh god!
He's coming to gamble!
He's bringing it all on black! Watch out!
Oh shit.
Sorry, sir!
Actually, it's kinda good he gets stuck in the rail.
We're doing it.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Guys he's putting it all in red!
Watch out!
Guys he's picked up a sniper and killed me!
Wait!
Everyone stand back!
Stand back!
What? What?
What a hero.
There goes my hero.
Watch him as he goes.
That was our preference.
Ah.
Mocking was locked in.
Yeah, but this time it's on purpose just to show you who the boss is.
I like it better when he's inside. It's a lot easier.
Yeah, I don't like it.
Hey, come in here, buddy.
This sucks. This sucks.
Oh, shit.
He's after me.
Oh, shit. Are you sure?
I got you. I got you.
Oh, yeah, I got you. I got you.
game mode okay guys guys guys
here we go here we go here we go here
we go boys here we go this is the big
one this is the big one right here boys
What method are you gonna go with?
Four thousand one hundred and twenty three dollars.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, are we gonna-
Are we gonna really think about this?
Is it a down if we don't give them to the boss or was that just a, let's say a
random boss.
Oh, it doesn't, well I think it's still a copy of Gamutu.
Did you give it to him?
No, no, no, let's, let's Gamutu just tell me.
Come on, baby.
Now hold on.
God, you gotta think for a second.
Hmm.
This is a tough decision.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wait, let's think about this for a second, okay?
If we win three black and red, that's 8,000, 16,000,
that's 32,000.
That's a beautiful.
Or you hit one green and it's like 130,000.
Hmm, I say I say red and black
What do you think John?
We're due for green we are due for we are do we at this time where we hate green and be right now we're do
Better rip
I
Share it. No, it's a terrible choice. It's the most expensive fit we had I
Stand with your decision
We're going great
It's my girlfriend, Mallory's birthday.
We have had many intimate moments with you in the background.
Thank you for being here.
Tell me about the sector happening with your fat ones.
Happy birthday, Mallory.
Happy birthday.
Oh, shit.
Oh, who's finishing something good all of a sudden?
It's mine.
I'm just not feeling good.
Oh, my god.
I'll handle it.
I'll handle it.
Stay back.
I'll handle it.
Okay, now it's not worth anything.
Okay.
Okay, my piss is in the back of your head.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, what the hell are we doing?
The fence is tackling, let's get to killing him.
Jesus Christ.
360 no scope.
The 360 no scope did apparently.
Okay, I'll put this on green, we're winning.
We'll put this on green and we're fucking winning.
We go
We go
We go
We go
Rain
We write
Got to read
Often eventually
Well, wait a minute, Jaleigh.
Any moment now, we've got this boys.
Any moment now.
Little sip of water.
He said crap.
How many did you just fucking buy?
Five.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I gotta get some face for food. I'm gonna eat the seagulls. I'm flying ones. I gotta eat the seagulls. Give me a second. I need to see go
You gave it your all that's what matters John you gave it your home
I
All right lose some some lose some something you might just sell this was Emily worth a lot
The sellers get some extra cash
We want to do the 800 of bombs on green boys
little shum-shum, little shum-shum oh here we go, here we go, here we go, this is what,
What?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, that's huge!
That's huge!
That's huge!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
This is huge!
Huge!
Guys!
John!
John!
John!
I just got like a 7x multiplier.
This is 1654 before clock.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, huge, huge, huge.
John!
John!
2471!
Huge!
Huge!
Huge!
Oh, God.
Hi.
I got my news.
What I didn't bet green
God you wasted a one green
You wasted a what are you serious if you had come up here?
I would have put this $2,500 on face idea, and I would have hit green. I mean fucking red
That's what you get
I'm not hitting green. I'm not doing green.
You just gambled my gun too.
You killed me.
I'm not hitting green. Fuck green. Fuck green.
Green stupid. Green stupid. I'm not hitting green.
Fuck green, fuck green.
Green stupid, green stupid.
I'm done eating green, I'm done.
No more green, no more green, no more green.
No more green, green java, green's done for.
We're never better green ever again, boys.
Knife it one more time, knife it one more time.
Oh.
Black.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, there's a non-zero chance that I just saw John
Get flung like a mile out to see
Johnny's right there. Yes. Oh, no, no
I
Don't have a scope on it anymore
Guys guys something's going on up here something up here boys something big is going on
John oh did you get it John? Yeah?
No
be easy peasy we're gonna do two red one black okay next time next time did
you think John was one green on what he didn't even even choose green he went
up there alone did just green and it would agree literally did that at the
start to so yeah you're the one who hasn't done it you guys are fucking up
the whole operation guys green only green only your SMGs right here
We
We just need to be like a factory line this is to be in a silly line more fans
More fans more fans more fans
Hell more bitch more bitch we want this
Okay, all right fucking word word word word word all right word word word word word word word
Here we go here we go big one big one right here. Here we go. Here we go. Hey, we oh
Crazy guys guys
That's just a three thousand dollar face right here three thousand three hundred dollars
Okay, and I just got immediately shot what the fuck
The dude I brought I got this time. He's not fucking around
We're gonna get this tuna guys. I don't think we're gonna get it this just a suspicion
I
Get
Black dildo jumping around
I'm trying
Don't you touch that fish don't you touch that fish up there?
Is that it that was mine?
No, okay, I don't know
Guys guys this is a three thousand three hundred seventy seven dollar fans have put on green you might want to be here
This one boys. This is the big one. This is the big one
And
Oh my god guys we give up. I think we give up. I didn't give up. I didn't give up
I don't think this is how the I don't think I don't think I don't think this is how the I don't think this is how the guys
I don't know the zombie
Not too shabby not too shabby
Oh
We're due we are do guys we are do we are do we are do
Okay, okay, just gotta dance it oh
Oh, but will you choose?
Oh.
No, guys, we're due.
We are due.
We are so due.
We are so.
We are so.
We are so.
You dead John yeah, yeah, I was you were the opponent that to me
oh got that one ouch oh
oh that's what you don't you don't use
guys guys guys huge huge huge this one
big this is bigger this is bigger by
here 1980 1980 1,000 180 boys 2000
the other way the other way the other way the other way surely if we had just been selling
the fish it wouldn't have been worth it no no it can't be no absolutely not okay I was
in the middle of eating a fish no I think I think technically speaking just think about
Think about we see you hit one that means we'd have to have done it 70 times for it not be worth it
We haven't done that 70 times that we we've got 70 fish. That's for damn
But it's still worth it we're still in the green we're still on the green guys we're still in the green
Don't worry. It's still worth it. It's no worth it. It's gonna make up for it right now
As soon as we get that green we hope we'll be home free we hope free
Oh
No, no, no, no.
We got Rob.
We got him.
Oh.
I killed myself in this thing.
Oh, my God.
We just dropped $3,000 fish.
I was like, why did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Oh.
That had a good role on it, too.
That had a good role.
That had a good role.
Roll on
Okay, all right, I just said we'll have a great day fish. Oh, here you go
Oh, here he is
What are you doing in the room?
We
Was all that was a weirdly bad spin. I think the guy I think the guy
I saw him touch it
He slowed the way he touched it with his face
What just reading the fish like oh
There he is.
It's your silly.
Because I'm all out of money.
I better not be when I hit this green right here, boys.
Just you wait.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.
Hold on, we did it.
Oh, I hit it.
I hit it, boys.
I hit it.
I hit it 35,000!
YES!
YES!
LET IT RIDE! LET IT RIDE!
Oh my god. You better go on red or black.
LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
NO WAY!
NO WAY!
70,000 dollar fish!
We did it! We did it!
That's why you never give up.
That's why I want to make a speech. I want to make a speech.
When they tell you that you have a problem,
When they tell you to stop gambling when the bank comes and forecloses on your house
With oh when you win your family leaves you because they just can't see you like that anymore
You never
Don't you dance to me
Alright I'm selling it I'm selling it. So the mothers out or we could double it. There's other way
We just one more double T. Well, which body there's 140,000
Should we do this? I don't
No, no, no, no, no.
We did not do this.
$30 in the last hour.
We shouldn't do it, but what if we did?
Guys, guys, if we win this one, we're done.
We invite anyone on this island.
This is the way.
Are you sure?
50, 49, 49 chance.
49, 49, too.
Something like that.
OK, let's agree though.
If we lose this, we don't win.
What no, don't do no, I'm not nobody said green nobody said
Oh, I thought you said let's do green. We're gonna do red. No, I see what's all agree
If we lose this we never gamble again, and we get everything the right way. Okay? Okay?
For real. Yes. Okay deal
Okay deal. Yeah, yeah, okay
Let it on!
Hey, oh no, let me push it.
Let's get it!
That's black or red, black or red.
That's like red.
Don't put that on me.
Don't put that on me either. It's all you, buddy.
Let it run! Let it run!
I was gonna say black. I was gonna say black.
I was gonna say red.
Agreed.
It was literally in red.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Is there speed up?
Can you give another speech?
Can you give another speech?
Oh my god.
Can you give another speech?
Oh my god.
Stop the scares about when they say you ruined your life.
No, no speech for now.
I'll give you a speech.
Later.
Yeah, I got the speech, bro.
What are the, what are the, what are the, what are the balcony?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Guys, guys, guys, we guys.
Oh, you gotta work it honestly.
Oh my God.
Oh, that hurt.
That hurt real bad.
Oh, oh my God.
That is tough.
That's a tough one, guys.
But think about it, guys.
You what you you what you remember what you remember what socket he said
It is best to have tried and failed that you have never tried at all
I think that was Will Smith
Maybe maybe will Smith but somebody said it but somebody yeah, somebody said I somebody said it somebody said it
Nice, yeah, we got a little more gambling don't we gambling don't we game
Oh
Is the boss back what's your boss doing here again?
John John
Hey
You drive you're a genius!
Oh no you're not! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Get him! Get him! Get him!
Right down the hatches! Right down the hatches!
Shit!
I'm back!
Shit!
I mean I'm dead.
Okay.
Uh...
This is bad.
Get him guys! Get him!
He's still behind the house.
Oh my god!
He's uh...
Okay, well...
There's oh
Okay guys, I'm
Just relax you don't mind me. I'm just taking around. I'm just taking around
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
Wake up
Guys if we lock in we can do this happen out in this game
I'm coming Bunch don't you worry
Thanks, I
Yes, we should try to jump nose scoping for the last time yeah
I got too much. I got too much. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
That's run out of time run out of time. You gotta hurry up. Oh
No, oh, you got me. I'll be I'll be happy
Don't run time you gotta go get it come on. I
Can't get him get him get him get him get him get him
Oh
Yeah boys game we still got this
We still got this we still got this
We got this we got this again
I'm in a bad spot
Oh
That's okay guys, that's okay, we gave it her all that's okay
That's okay
That's okay. We gave her all that's what matters most that's what matters most we gave her off
Didn't really anticipate that one. I was literally gambling with that thing
As we got guys we got to get off the solid we got to get off the side listen listen listen listen
Listen up with this we don't do green anymore, but we do three black or reds and then we sell deal
Oh, I got a trip. I got a trip fish deal deal deal
No more green no more green this is one one just three black or reds that we sell
Okay, okay, and to the ocean he returns all right perfect perfect
I
Don't do it by John I gotta I gotta do like a chit-shot. Whatever I missed every bullet. Got him. There we go
All right, we hit we hit black or red three times and then we shall die. It's easy. Nothing to brass nothing to brass
Well, you're aiming is incredible. Thank you sir. Thank you
Thank you
If it's hot, if it's a hot one, if you got maybe four of a jar of wine, and it's gone.
Guys, guys, we're never making it off the sound.
This gambling is a curse.
Take the gambling away.
Take the gambling away.
I can't, I can't.
Take the gambling away.
I can't stop.
I can't stop.
Oh, she!
She!
She!
She!
Okay, all right, he just okay hold on
In all fairness, I think I glad you with the fish and all fairness and all fairness. I'm gonna take your fish now
Did you win
He went inside I won once I won twice
I'm taking them
Man on hand my vision once okay on hand my fish. I got this
Oh
Oh
back to the old ride or whatever
back to the old ride stone guys
back to the old ride stone
well I gotta get some fish
I'm pretty hungry I'm a hungry boy
okay that's right
that's right
I
Got my goodies on you there we go. Oh, there we go nice and easy nice and easy nice and easy
Okay, all right, okay nothing to worry about nothing to worry about nothing to worry about
You win boys
Whoo
Are you winning right back?
He's winning. He's winning. He's winning. He's winning. I'll put you up
He's at 1800
Hold on now, hold on I got a big boy. I got a big boy here. I got a big boy
Oh, I got a big boy. Okay. I'm gonna hit this three times and then I'm selling it
I'm in this three times and then I'm selling it
Triple different a triple deeper
I'm thinking maybe we should just stop gambling all together
Oh shit, I got a tuna randomly. I got a random tuna lock
I thought mine was the two
Thank you, thank you
You just a bonus for killing one without even shooting them
this guy's just dying is that not the tuna oh there's
let's give this out let's I begin with this one let's okay let's give this one
to the guy for the boss completely yeah I don't think they're gonna be giving
this to anybody wait wait wait wait wait we're all dead no I'm alive we're
Not damaging fast enough.
Oh we got this, we got this.
More easy peasy.
Okay, all right, okay.
Thank you, Sherry.
Thank you, Sherry.
I'm gonna go up here with nice and safe.
Good luck out there everybody.
I'm so okay.
He's in here, he's inside, he's inside.
He's bringing it all up, he's bringing it all up.
Yeah, we can still do
Okay right in the back of the
Yeah
Now even shoot you guys with my even shoot shot me you got you shot me
lies in deception. He's got me. He's got me. How could you do that to me? How could you do that to me? How could you? How could you do that to me?
I can't believe this. Uh, John, ooh. Give us a sec, John.
We need a doc.
Okay. Oh, oh! How the turntables! How the turntables, huh? Ah, there you go!
How's that, huh? Where's the, uh, there?
First team kill. Besides the dynamite incident, which was an accident.
You can see 88 Cent. Friend name, Winko. Working hard to be an artist.
Could you give her some wisdom? Or so lose your eyes. Ladies love that.
I'm dead up.
world. That's funny. Mr. Weak. Oh, well, he real good. There was
a time from the word. This is yours, John. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
That's the time. Hey, that was mine. This is mine. Oh, that
was mine. This is my. It's not. Wait, wait, wait. I had that
done immediately. Hold on now. Oh, this is yours. You
No, no, how many times have you upgraded the boat?
I don't know, like a lot.
Wait, it does 280 damage every time soon.
I think we have the exact same sniper rifle.
Hold on, wait, let me show you what damage it does.
280, it's a plate.
Okay, hold on, no, wait.
He doesn't have enough health.
Hold on, wait, are you sure?
I'm not a good artist.
Hold on, wait, I'm checking.
Yeah, I was doing this year's deal
How can you tell my shooting something?
Okay, let's catch your face
Why does 280 I think right is 280 280? I think mine is the same
Oh, oh, this is not mine. This is yours
Do 280 damage how much does that do 270? Yeah, see that's mine. I
I think we have almost the same okay, just gotta make sure it's still works
And you have my do my a fishing hook you're my fishing hook thing
I got
All right guys we gotta get off this fucking island guys lock it. I'm not even doing we've been here to damn long we've been here to damn long
We'll be here way too damn long way too damn long
I don't even know where my other weapons are, but with this sniper it really doesn't matter
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell is this? Whoa, what is that?
Come come come
What parrot wait, how does he read that's only with like six seven hundred seven hundred I think it's in
Where's the uh, you press after hold it
I know but where's the slot the what the slot machine for the skins it's up at the
casino in the room yeah damn it these things keep getting away it's just
malarkey it's just this is malarkey oh no I was so close to a legendary Uzi skin
even though I don't use the Uzi anymore that would have been pointless oh guys
we gotta get on the solid guys we have to we have to we have to we have to
Lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it guys. I see me stop gambling. I see stop gambling. I see me stop giving us
Oh, yeah
Okay, all right. We need to do here. Hold on this guy. I don't even know. I think oh, we need to kill the tuna
We need to kill the tuna again. We need to go. I thought we should have given the tuna to the guy
Well, we didn't kill the tuna. We died. Oh, yeah, very true. Very true
very true
All right guys guys. I'm just gonna double this fish
I'm not gonna do anything else other than just double it one time, and I'll be right back, okay?
There we go. It's a quick double. Just oh
Just one double oh
Yeah, we I won I can assure those I'm black. Oh my god. I won guys
Good work. Now you're gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it again, right?
I
Oh
All guys, I'm just you know, I'm you I know I'm gonna shout I would do the right thing and shout I'm gonna do the right thing and shout
$4,000!
I'm not gonna sell it, I'm not gonna sell it, I'm gonna give it some money. I'm gonna give it some money now.
See, I saw it. I'm responsible. I'm responsible, you see that? I'm responsible.
What do we need to do?
We need to get this tuna in here and blow them up.
I think as long as we don't...
I just traded out my $2,500 out to for a competition or so I'll be switching back
And I just wasted all the money that we had that I got from that fish. All right
Beautiful beautiful fantastic and that's always good. That's always good. That's always great to hear
Okay, guys, I'm gonna do something a little different
I'm gonna use some of the I have an idea of how to quench our gambling thirst without getting too greedy.
I've got I've got an idea.
Nobody go in this hut over here. I'm storing fish. Don't eat them, okay?
Alright.
I'm gonna store I'm gonna store this gun out. I'm gonna get like 10. I'm gonna put them all in one. Okay.
3,600.
This guy just stole my fucking fish!
This guy literally, I waited here to storm my fans, and he eats it and says, Becks!
Oh my...
Look at him, his mouth is wide open!
I mean, literally, you guys think this guy's not gonna eat a fish?
Yeah, dude, oh my god!
Look at him!
Well, you can press Q to kill him!
Yeah, man.
I would have made him sell a sniper rifle.
Alright, fuck you bitch.
Why would you want my gun? It's slightly worse than yours.
Well, I'm gonna find another spot to store all my fish.
Why are you holding fish again?
Just trust me.
You guys don't trust me, okay? Just don't touch my fish. I'm gonna get dead fish
I'm gonna put it all on black and then I'm gonna sell it. That way I can quench my gambling thirst and the odds aren't too crazy
Okay
We'll set them all here on this deck. This is where my fish are on this deck right here
Oh, any moment now, any moment, any moment now, and he's got it, ah, perfect, oh, oh,
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Gotcha. Easy peasy. Easy peasy.
Nice and easy.
OK.
They're right there.
Here we go. There we go.
There we go. Here we go.
Oh, I got the table.
Oh, wait, what is this?
What is this with boys?
And he's.
Oh shit! He came back! He came back!
I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!
Okay! Alright! Who threw a fish in the back of my head? Who did it? Who did it?
Who did it? Who threw a fish in the back of my head?
I don't even know if you can do that.
How much is this?
I'm just gonna game with you this one
You already have that one we got scared
What the hell?
Okay, we should have stored a couple of fish, we should have stored a couple of fish,
we should be able to get rid of them all.
Are you dead?
I'm dead.
Oh
My god, holy crap two thousand four hundred and oh my guys this is three thousand two hundred forty dollars. Oh my god
I got I got four thousand two hundred forty one. Oh, we know whoa
Oh, what is Kabul more fish around 350 even more
What that bad bay cuts
Yeah, you know you can buy multiple base at once so you don't have to keep going back. Yeah, I know I know I'm just too lazy to
Use a little shop shop, hmm
Dude
That's one off green
Ooh, very nice, very nice
Very nice
Very nice, very nice, very nice
One more fish, one more fish and then we go gambling
Not...what would you buy?
Oh I gotta get one fish, I gotta get one fish
Oh
And it's got
Peter gimmick are not gimmick whoops. Maybe he's going to bed. Oh, you know, hey, what we should we
Be these go to bed want you to be our fourth and we can leave this island. I
Don't understand what that means
winners
He's got he was gonna join with us this whole time. What are you talking about? What?
Put that fish. Oh, yeah, that's a mine been with us this whole why you talking about everything going to bed
He's been with us the whole time. Are you smoking crack? What are you talking about?
What
doing you've got it you can't be really you can't be real guys guys give me be
in here right now right a baby sounds a lot like Genji I think good he's got a
he's got a cold good good good good good yeah yeah yeah get get lady have me
me in here right now wait wait where'd my fish go I just got the fish right here
where you go
that's an expensive I found it right here it's expensive that was $1,700
Look at this one, look at this one.
Woo!
That's a big boy. Wait, I'm gonna die. Hold on.
Don't you give me my fish up there. Those are my fish.
Don't you give me my fish.
Don't you have been collecting these for a long time.
Here we go. Okay.
Here's the big kahoota.
Here's the big goona right here. Oh, yeah, okay
Here we go
Here we go. Oh what there?
Here we go
Okay, guys. All right, right here boys five fish with a pot of 7,500
7,500
This is the culmination of like 15 minutes of work right here. Let me let me out. Okay. Okay, oh
Oh
Okay
There we go, there we go, there we go. Okay, listen. This is eight thousand dollars a for listen
This is what we do we get black or red twice and then we walk away. That's
$32,000 30s like 30s
The
the
the
the
I'm
I'm sorry.
Well, on it.
OK, Gigi.
I do not want to.
And it's got guys, guys, guys, guys.
You have to get off this island.
We have to get off this island, please.
Guys, let's just go try.
Let's do it.
Let's go beat the first boss and turn it into the guy.
OK?
Get that tuna, baby.
Get that tuna.
Well, let me invite Gigi.
Let's say it.
We got.
Okay, do you want to show me the tuna?
Yeah, by the lure.
But I got the lure.
I got the lure here.
We are you ready?
Are we going to beat this boss?
And then we're not going to gamble in scorbs.
OK, we are not.
Repeat after me.
I'm not going to gamble the box of scorbs.
Structure 101.
Roger that.
And then I have jury duty this weekend.
What do I tell the judge to get out of it?
I tell him you worked for ISIS
and that you won't be impartial
because you love ISIS.
It works every time. It's a forbidden technology. It's a forbidden technique.
The judge doesn't want you doing this one simple trick, but they can't stop you.
Okay, headshot by a sniper. Very nice.
Don't you guys worry I'm here to save you all.
Okay.
Go on, get the fuck up.
Help him, I've got...
give me my sniper man you took my sniper peanut I dropped it I dropped it right
there on the ground okay well he's still down there I'm just okay okay
okay all right okay all right guys lock it lock it I need a gun oh my god
Don't worry guys. I got Jeff. I'll be thinking. Yeah, you don't you worry. Don't you worry?
Hold on
Nice.
This is really good.
Oh, John!
Who just killed me?
The Finch.
The Finch.
I'm a buddy.
See that?
There's always one answer to that question.
It's the Finch.
It's the Finch.
John, you can do it.
I'm running in the water.
John, you can do it.
Guys, we're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
I
Guys I don't even know this is me at this point. I think you guys have the profound ability
I watched you stand to me, and what I'm trying to do.
You have some profound ability to stand right in front of me.
I'm trying to stand.
This is how you gotta do it. You have to again,
to aggro you one person stays in here, and everyone else shoots it.
We're about to run out of time. We're about to run out of time.
When you guys finish up, we're about to run out of time.
Actually, glance at me right now.
It's over guys, it's over, it's over, realize.
Oh, it's over, it's over, it's over.
Oh, it's over, it's over.
Oh, God, yeah, okay, let me buy another lure one second.
Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord.
I'm in the water.
Hey, over here, peanut.
Oh, wait, over here.
Oh, wait, okay, okay, I'm gonna get John.
Okay, guys, we, everybody lock it in right now.
You guys ready?
We're trying to, we're dying.
What's over here on the ground?
Oh, thank you.
Shit.
Okay, really?
Did you listen to what I did?
What?
I have to aggro it.
To where we can put it in this.
Like it will be like aggro to this building.
Check this out.
And then everyone else should.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm telling you, it's an easier way to beat it.
I did boys like it and did it.
Okay, well, I'm never fishing on the dock again.
That was...
Here he comes!
Here he comes!
Here he comes!
I'm going to the building.
Oh, the aggro on peanut, though.
You see, this thing does not like me.
Yeah, if you, you should go on the shed so we can shoot it.
No!
The shed, the shed's different bitches, oh shit.
Can you revive me? I got...
Oh, I'm helping you, good.
...your food.
I'm helping you, good.
Thank you, Mr. Gaming. Thank you, Mr. Gaming.
Your little food fish got me.
Absolutely.
Just got one shaft of full health by that thing? You kidding me?
Okay, then I got you.
Sorry, I can't make the same thing.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Oh, one more for good magic.
Oh, fuck.
I
Got this handle I got this handle gang. Don't you worry? I
Got this handle don't you worry gang?
I got you boys don't you worry don't you worry I got you boys don't you worry
Don't you worry, don't you worry
Okay, so much gotta give me
I'm a little worried. I'm a little worried. Thank you
All right, it's like even we're close. We're real real. We got this one. We got this. We got this
She's not getting stuck and walking like a little I
Sorry
Killing
That was my second one
Just keep giving it to him boys, just keep giving it to him
Keep letting him have it
He's a flappery one
Yeah a little slimy
A good one team, oh he's fucking the house, he's fucking the house
Oh my god
He's fucking it, he's fucking it!
Oh lord have mercy, get that thing out of there.
Are we gotta wait, who do we give this to again?
No no no, we cook it, then we put it here, and then we have to kill the bird.
And then we put it on green.
That poop's on us.
No no no no no no no.
What?
I think it's gonna put it on green in the...
I'll show you, hold on hold on.
I think we're supposed to put it on green.
No no no, what?
What?
Yeah, green.
Hold on, leave it there.
Here it comes.
Watch out!
Oh my god, oh my god
Okay, all right, hey guys, I'm in the water
here you're the last one if we lose we got to beat the fishing in two don't lose
we can't lose guys I'm one HP right now you're fine just come down it's a
Oh, well, it's done.
I did it was like, we'll catch it up, we'll catch it up.
He won't a dollar hit a shot.
Okay, it's just no clip through the building.
It's just no clip through the building and kill me.
Guys, we need them! TOO TASTY!
We're dead inside!
Oh, you guys? Oh, god, you guys, go, go, go, go!
Oh, he's got me! He's got me! He's got me, too!
He's got...
Um...
Smackers all! Smackers all!
Got you! Got you! Got you!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Get it!
Okay!
Oh my god.
It...
It got out of his butt, facing the opposite direction.
I'm dead inside.
Oh my...
Oh my god
It only wants me dead.
It only wants me dead.
Guys guys guys we gotta get up we're losing time we're losing time.
We're losing time we're losing time boys lock it.
Oh my god you can't even see it doesn't even have to be facing you.
I just I'm just.
Are you dead?
You dead?
Yeah I'm just yeah I'm just.
Let's get you. Keep shooting. Keep shooting.
I've been wanting this whole time and I need food or else I'm going to die.
Okay. We got this. We got this. We still got this. We're still in this.
I have no food. I haven't been contributing. No, he pooped in my mouth.
I died. Sorry. I died. I don't have food.
Give me the last one, give me the last one.
Oh, we're on that.
No.
Ah, fantastic.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm dead.
My mouth, no.
Fantastic.
Ah.
Adelabin, Adelabin, Adelabin boys.
What a joy, what a joy that was.
Did anyone see my sniper rifle?
Oh, here we go.
Yeah, it's right there.
Yeah, ah, well, Adelabin.
I think this one's yours.
Adelabin, guys, would it be better to use it?
Who's he you think?
Or now?
No.
I think the sniper, I just need to figure out a spot
where the top of the stairs,
no matter what he weighs facing,
he just laser beams you with his poop.
So don't...
He just beams you with his poop?
He's a pooper.
He's in your mouth.
He's a pooper?
He turns you out, he's a pooper.
He's a pooper?
Think maybe just staying outside and stay moving,
I guess, is the play?
I did that killing our dog.
We got to kill the fish again now you don't have the fans you got to kill the fish and then the bird again the debug
Okay, yeah, what do you get a sack? I got John. I got you worry. I got John lock it lock it was okay
No, no no no no,let me,let me.
Okay, I'm gonna die.
John, what are you doing with that?
You know you can just drop it and shoot it.
You don't have to light it on fire.
John, you're gonna kill yourself.
Okay.
Oh no.
Okay, I just got shot.
Beautiful.
Okay, I just got shot
The sniper things do log to a man they're like wobbles when you're first a bitch you gotta like wait
fish get a sniper
I like John I'm right next to you John John John. Oh, hey, I didn't know you're this way
Hey moment now the fish will be dead
Any moment now
Yeah!
Oh!
Any moment now, the financial bearage.
Don't get too close to it, you're gonna...
Take care.
And he's got...
He's missing!
No, he's still here.
He's just wamping around!
I can't do it!
He's wamping around!
I can't see him.
We're...
Gotta get an angle here.
He's walloping, he's walloping!
He's a walliper, alright he's walking back!
He's walking back!
Oh shit, oh shit.
We got this.
We got this.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
Keep shooting boys, keep shooting!
Keep shooting, keep shooting!
Ouch.
You shoot boys!
We did it!
No.
Oh yeah, too easy, too easy.
I need to get food. Hold on, don't, they'll start it yet.
There'll be a couple of pledge over here.
Get dynamite and get the cod and stuff over here, Lenny.
I'm gonna, oh yeah, I'm gonna cook it. I'm gonna leave it for the bird. You guys ready?
here get me real quick what you guys ready here we go
man okay how are you dead that thing I'm killing you too why did we why did
Oh my god, I just fall to full health.
Oh god, I'm gonna have to be up!
UP!
Oh my god!
Why did we get another fish?
There was another...
We got killed by a regular fish!
What?
What are we doing?
I don't know!
What are we doing?
There was a regular fish.
Shoot the bird!
Shoot the bird!
That's not...
The fish!
Into the sky!
I'm down to...
I am right next to you.
Oh, Jeff!
This bird is talking to me!
I could use some help.
I could use some help.
I could use a little bit of help.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Okay.
I'm watching you.
All right, back to the grind.
Okay, whoa!
Hold on now there, buckaroo.
Hold on now there buckaroo hold on now. Oh
Okay, he's pooped in my mouth
Guys, I'm currently dead. I'm currently dead
Anybody? Oh, thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
No way I got you boss. I got you there you go
Guys we are not making progress on this we are not making progress on this
And there we go. Yeah, I'm not making problems. We didn't step up our game right now
We just step it up every day of
Hey, mr. Not
Oh
Holy shit.
You're stuck in this hell forever.
I think you guys need to upgrade your guns is what it is.
I mean I'm doing 280 a shot.
I just wanna, maybe if we just all die in real life.
I'm in.
God speed my boy, God speed brother.
And happy birthday to Mr. gimmick.
Guys, we have to come up with a plan.
Fuck.
We gotta come up with a plan.
We need a plan and we need one now.
Hey gimmick, hey, that's mine.
Don't jump and kill it.
Yeah, that's my sniper rifle right there.
No, no, no, yours is right here.
I took the damage.
Oh, thanks, boss.
Guys, guys, guys, what do we do here?
What do we do?
What do we do?
I think maybe cooking a bunch of fish and having them on the hot bar would be one, I think, a positive idea.
A positive idea?
A positive idea?
What if we just try it right now without changing anything?
Oh
Interesting
Did that work it any takers any takers just a light brisk
cycle of realm rent any takers any takers I
Think that's a splendid idea
I
Mean that's a splendid idea absolutely you guys. Let's get let's get everybody's diapers
Here it is. Okay. I'm being attacked by something. All right
All right, all right, perfect, okay, let's okay everybody's a sniper everybody get
You can cook the sniper, you know, I don't
My god
Guys hold on
What
Okay, all right, does everybody have a sniper does every guy sniper no I just you need to get a sniper
How much is a sniper
I
Would you just how much is it? Did you ever to the sniper you go?
No
3800
Oh, I just let the things go fantastic. Oh, let's get you to type in the job. You have a sniper of course right? Yeah
Yeah, okay. All right, let's get you to cyber that would try what we're doing
All right
I don't think it's there oh
Here we go. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's big boy. He's big boy
Oh, there it is
There it is. There we go. All right. This should be enough money. Mr. If you look at this type
Okay
Oh
almost almost almost almost there's a couple boys come on what should I get on
the slipper for attachments I think I just have a red dot and I just the
damages with my head back about it's what you have I don't know I haven't seen
this fish before they have a laser
Oh
Bad time to reload. There we go. That should be enough. There we go
Fuck the rainbow I'm selling it for the good of the teeth
It's just it's a sandal horse you gotta stand the hat on oh wait for a hand
Oh
Come on horsey come on horsey we're gonna go to my favorite place in the world
The place I made my third divorce final
Okay, let go what's about to let go of again is not he it's cute. Oh, yeah
oh my god should we double it I'm thinking we've got one
I think we can double it.
Please, please, we have to silence.
Guys, just one double, just one.
No, not on this one, not on this one.
Let's take a vote.
I should take a vote.
How much is it worth right now?
Let me see.
33,000.
Holy shit.
Please, don't double it, please.
You take it, we put it to a vote.
I vote double.
I vote kill peanut.
And sell the...
Hello, sir.
This is a democracy.
This is a democracy?
We don't have nothing.
What do we vote?
John.
Oh my gosh.
They just glitch and say what seven times?
Or is that?
John?
What?
What do you vote?
I'm with Gen. G, we should double it.
Derek, what do you think?
Oh my gosh.
Put it on red.
Okay.
Did he's taking it and sound like it?
All right.
Okay.
I can't even sound like it.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
All right. Okay. Um, all right. Okay. Very cool.
Guys, there is no way we're gambling that. Could you imagine if we lost it all?
Oh, we don't have to imagine we've lost multiple.
We're not doing that.
No need to imagine.
All right. Did we have a cyber rival for thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry I'm up you guys ready. I'm gonna buy the thing here
We go, and she had your stuff up
What the hell you buy another cyber rifle no, I just upgraded my bullets all the way. Oh very nice very nice. We're thinking
Oh, fantastic!
After the rain stopped!
After the rain stopped!
Ah!
Okay.
Beautiful.
I can't even close to the pit.
I was 10 feet away from it.
Was it even close?
Now I'm at a quarter health for this old fight.
And, yep, there it is.
Yep, and the cycle is dead.
We'll be fine, we'll be fine.
Don't you worry, I got you.
Don't you worry, I got you.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Well, you know, at least we're together.
At least we're together.
At least we're together.
At least we're together.
At least we're together.
And we're together.
That's what matters most is to get it.
That's what matters most.
I wasn't even close to the fish.
I don't think we can beat this one at this point are you all dead yeah I'm just
hanging around don't mind me just hanging around the pop Lucy Lucy wait
Lucy Lucy Lucy I'm doing this thing might be in this is a fun idea the
four people shooting it you how are you dead John what there's nothing you know I
drive get peanut get peanut get peanut I have to keep it oh don't worry about me
guys you suck baby don't rub me guys
hey John my flow states been in a right John I'm dead in here hey John my games
I'm just pros. I'm back. Here we go. Thank you. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Yep. That's easy. You're done flew way out in the water. It's way out there.
That's full. There you go.
Don't do anything stupid. I've got you.
Oh perfect fantastic this is going great this is going good I'm ceiling have a good
one have a good one Mr. gimmick have a good one I think we need to shoot all the seagulls
before we start this fight.
Oh, hell, well, that'll happen boys, that'll happen.
I'm disgusted by you not doubling that aid.
Don't look at me stop ones.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
JG made an executive decision.
Yeah.
JG made an executive decision.
Don't look at me stop ones.
Don't look at me.
You know where my vote was.
You know where my vote was.
I should have not done that, sorry.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It was the smart.
It was the smart.
That's a cool-looking boat.
Did you win that boat?
What?
I had to go get my gun.
Of course.
Wait, who's skin on that boat is that?
That's mine, man.
That's a nice stand, Mr. Chairman.
That's nice.
That's a slantilating.
That is nice.
That is a slantilating.
Oh, he's gonna take a quick nap.
He's gonna take a quick nap.
Don't mind me, guys.
Mr. Peanut.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I'm dead.
Spin me around, Papa.
Spin me around.
Someone, just tell me.
Spin me around, Papa.
Wee!
Wee!
Spin me around.
Wee!
Spin me around, Papa.
Lift me higher, lift me higher.
Oh, I'm dead.
Watch me dance amongst the stars.
And so that's the stars
All right, well 10th time is the charm you guys ready
Kill these damn seagulls here we go
Here we go for real this time
here we go here we go fantastic start fantastic start
oh shit
kids both gonna rip through my spine
fishes over here killing me I'm suckin down deep in the water are you dead
We're sure pretty good. That's why
Dude, I gotta kill this fish because it keeps killing me. It's going pretty good. Oh
Oh, okay, I just John Joe was that I was all that
Hey, you have a license to carry body
Don't do it, Mr. John, bubba-peas can take care of ya!
Oh, thank you, bubba-peas!
Take that, hooligan!
Oh, head-tower's in the air!
Where's- where- beat the tower, beat the tower, it's gonna keep it up!
Take it!
It's on me, it's on me! I'm going in here.
here oh oh my god go where my god go
tell me you know where my god go I lost my
god I lost my gun
oh I lost my gun
I
I
We never been more ready we've never been more ready was lucky load I remember died
by for the vision that's bad see the world changers
peanut finally got wife to watch the stream officially a certified goop out
Oh, shh!
Oh, dang it, oh, dang it, oh.
Yeah, also, keep letting it ride on green.
Ah, that's what I was trying to do!
And then, Jinjin came and fucked it all up!
That was a prank, my boy!
Oh, shit.
Well, I'm dead.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh, I one shot, fantastic, fantastic.
And I'm dead.
All right, hold on now, wait a minute.
Guys, guys, we're losing pretty badly.
You son of a bitch, you did this.
That was a quarter of a health.
We started this one.
Guys, we gotta lock in.
We gotta lock in.
What are we doing?
Okay, someone just took my gun.
Someone just took my gun.
Thank you, John.
Thank you.
Let's lock in.
And aim over to the fat lady's things.
Dead again?
I'm dead. All right. Okay. Does anyone, does anyone have any, any, any compassion in the heart to help a group out?
In the bottom of the sea. In the bottom of the sea.
Is anyone alive? Is anyone alive?
You try to dynamite this
There we go
On the bird guys, we got a lock it what we doing oh
Shit, okay, is it okay this got me way to dodge it this got me way to dodge it no way this is the way to dodge it
You can't even do this in a wall just what why is he talking to me?
I
Guys are you obviously only going for me line them up line them up boys. I'll keep dying
Okay, this is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. This is crazy doc. This is crazy
Do what go lots of physics or even how you to do that?
Okay, this guy's obviously stream sniping this guy's stream sniping this is ridiculous
And this guy
Immediately guys I'm dead again by the way. I'm dead again
Yeah, same. If anybody wants to come and do a quick revive, that would be quite nice.
Thank you, thank you. Alright, let's see. Okay. Okay.
Hey, boss. Hey, how you doing? How you doing, my man? Give it where you at?
Yeah, where we had the barbecue at the bar. Okay. Good. All right. Okay lock it in
Thank God
Thank God
Holy crap. Thank goodness. Thank goodness. I'm glad we started this
0.45 seconds after the last one. It's when you're ready. It's we were hot from battle
We were hot from battle.
We were hot from battle.
We were warmed up, ready for battle.
And bleeding out of our ass.
Listen, listen, listen.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Is a full out bar really going to help us
out all in this situation?
Yes, it helps you tank like one or two hits.
Instead I just got started the round
and now I'm in a death loop because now I can't heal.
We don't have any health ready.
We haven't cooked any fish, so we can't heal.
So every time I get tapped by a single piece of shit, I die instantly.
And I have been on that loop since the beginning of this round.
Okay, did you?
That's what we're gonna do.
It's okay, just let this boss go.
You know when you let this boss go, okay?
With a little warning.
With a warning.
We're gonna land him off with a lid.
We're gonna let him off with a little warning and we're gonna throw some dynamite
We're gonna throw some dynamite in the water and we're gonna go an idea we're gonna get a lot of fish
Or we a lot of it. Where's my gold SMG does someone have that?
I
That would be my SMG by the way
Yeah, where's the one I stole from peanut a while ago does someone have that?
Okay, there should be a million fish down. There should be a million fish. I know we
cook them on up. All right, here's what we do. Here's what we do. Have at least a couple
in your hot bar, and then we pile the rest right at the base of the stairs. Okay, okay.
Boom, boom, boom. Then we need health. Bam, you need health. Bam. I'm doing what
that we should use the boat in some capacity.
Is that something?
Is there an idea there?
No, his swoop's gonna, that's definitely a troll.
That's a troll, you said?
His swoop will kill all of us.
You said?
I mean, kinda, yeah.
Like, imagine the walls.
And we definitely can't use the house, right?
He does go through the walls for sure.
Yeah, he goes through the walls,
but he, yeah, he goes through the walls.
Hit me all the way in this house and no clipped out the back wall
And he even hit me through the staircase once he swoopin. He's he once he swoopin
He ain't pooping. Yeah, you guys who cooked the seagull before the 50 fish down here
Cooking everything to me everything inside everything inside
All right, okay, let's put all the cookfish right here.
Hopefully an explosion doesn't happen that sends all these fish flying away in one moment.
This is definitely not for shadowing.
This is that will not happen.
That will not happen.
If we run out of fish, we just in the middle of the battle throw like five dynamite down
the water.
Wait, can we pile dynamite on the tuna?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, I think we can
Can you attach dynamite to the tuna?
Just like, then we shoot it
Can you shoot dynamite, does that work?
Yeah, that's what I did before
Does it insta-blow up or does it just like a-
Yeah, it insta-blows up
Oh, let's do that, let's do that, that's a great idea
What's it like, like 50 of them and then when he hits the thing we'll shoot it
Mhmm, mhmm
Okay, but we gotta put the tuna on the dock
So we don't blow all of our health fish
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing.
All right boys, I'll start them the first fish again. Here we go. Here we go. You guys ready?
I'd lock it in boys. Lock it in. All right. All right. All right. I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh
If you lure him to this house hide behind the death
Actually, I want to get him down to me.
All right, come on.
He's that red on me.
All right.
The realest time was, like, at the desk.
Go behind the desk.
And just blast him, blast him, John Black.
I killed that pussy.
That can't happen.
That can't happen.
That's what it does to me.
Oh, you're shooting through the windows.
Give me a kiss.
You're shooting through the windows.
Do you want it though?
No, no, no, I see my gun.
Do you see it?
He's on me, he's on me, he's on me.
Go behind the desk.
Do you see my gun?
I don't think he's on me.
Do you see my gun?
I mean where John has my gun.
He went...
He double-jacked, I think he double-jacked.
Raguper road time shake
I got cluck over
We're all gonna die at the same time
We're running out of time!
We're running out of time!
We're running out of time!
We're running out of time, guys!
We're running out of time!
It's on me, I'm gonna go find the dance, okay?
Here we go, here we go.
It's not on you.
Guys, we cannot lose this.
We cannot lose this.
Guys kill this fucking thing kill this fucking thing right now. Do this thing right now
Do this thing right now?
Okay, I'm dead I pass I pass I pass it is over me it is over me
Okay, and we've lost okay, okay, dude, I'm gonna bed
I'll punch it, punch it.
You got it.
You got it.
Fuck.
Guys, lock in!
Lock in!
Everyone lock in right now.
Lock in.
Oh, wait, wait.
I don't know.
You guys ready?
Everybody?
Somebody's got some Gs on the ground right here.
Oh, here he comes.
Here he comes.
Everybody somebody says some G's on the ground right here
I hear he comes here he comes
Okay
Maybe me I don't know
This building to have one person get accurate over there
That's idea. Oh, that's guy. He's really nice and rustic
you know now it's not working I don't know where he is he's bugged out somewhere
where are you behind the house you got to get him in the building
fucking just shoot him
Jesus fucking
fucking just shoot the damn bitch
just shoot the damn bitch boys shoot the damn
bitch shoot the damn bitch
bring it up
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
Oh, we're cooking! We're cooking! We're cooking!
We're cooking! We're cooking!
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, I don't think you can go up to the window. It's too close, because you'll lose ag.
Guys, we're running out of time! We're running out of time!
I'm dead.
Oh!
we're on time we're on time we can do this we can do this we got this we got
this we got this I'll get you to safe job we go until I reload okay we're
gonna make it back up but I'm out of it boys I'm out of it I'm not gonna
stay up
okay oh okay I'm not missing at all I'm not missing even a single shot holy
oh my goodness same okay now I'm gonna see you come here I'm gonna blow it I'm
blowing I'm blowing I'm blowing I'm blowing I'm blowing I'm blowing I'm
blowing I'm blowing it's a heavy flow day it's a heavy flow day
Okay, all right, all right, let's get it the most
time.
Tennessee boy, Tennessee boy, you go, okay, okay, all right, let's, let's do, okay,
like fucking, we're stuck in a, this summer with this summer with boys, this is our moment.
This is our moment.
Just drop it.
Where are you putting it right here, right here, right here, because we can't blow
our health.
We're going to keep our health.
There's always, I always keep a purple.
Yeah, someone can shoot it from right here.
Someone can shoot it from right here.
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
Here's our moment. Here's our moment. Here we go.
Here's our moment once.
Here's our moment.
Only 25 bucks. We might as well just get a bunch.
Yeah, honestly, yeah, hold on.
Wait, you guys empty the fish out of your thing
and just buy like four at a time.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
Genius, genius, genius.
Genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius.
Genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius.
Just a couple bird snacks.
This is, this is, this is.
Extreme version of Alka-Seltzer for the Seagull.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alka-Seltzer Bob, the Alka-Seltzer Bob.
Oh, please. I hope this works.
Oh, please, God, please, God.
Who's shooting it?
I think we all shoot it.
I don't see any reason why we went all trying to shoot it.
You know what I mean?
This is what it all means.
Right.
Yep.
Still an SMG over here.
Just...
This is good work, boys.
This is good work.
This is good work.
This is gotta work.
Are we ready?
No, no, no.
We need more bombs.
We need more bombs.
We need more bombs.
Much more bombs.
We all need to be over here.
Buy bombs.
all the until we have zero dollars
he's way way more bombs
this should work this should work this should work this should work
this should work boys this this is the best this is the best way this is
This is the best you've had. This is the best you've had.
This is the best you've had, this is the best you've had.
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
All right, I think that's enough.
I think that's enough.
Are you sure?
If you only get one shot,
this Mr. John, one shot!
Why should we pile this thing sky high?
Are they just despawning when we add more, or is it actually adding more?
It's adding more.
Alright, alright, let's do it.
Alright, fuck it, let's do it.
Where's the tuna?
The tuna's somewhere right here, we cooking up.
Here we go, lock it down, boys, lock it down.
Alright, everybody.
Fuck you, boys.
Did you drop a Uzi?
I don't know, everybody's got a Uzi.
Alright, three!
We're getting the same position, boys, get the same position.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready?
Three, two, one!
No!
Oh, that did almost nothing.
The guys out there did fire, that's why I better start lockin' him!
EEEEEH!
I told you we need more out-couselting on!
I think it just had a max...
Damage or something, because that's crazy.
I'm dead by the building thank you what it can fly in here yeah so it's
I'm saying no click through the walls. It's kind of silly.
I've been up here with you.
Great. That was a regular.
Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming.
I thought you meant like the poop only hit them here.
No, the...
Oh, no.
That too.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
You okay?
Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Guys, I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I have been
Dude, it's...it's a body
It's just shit and got my girl through it
I'm dead, I'm dead on the fish
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You watch
I'm dead to your right, Gigi
No
Thank you, friend
You're welcome
Oh shit, I just picked up your shit
Oh
Did it target me when I was dead? I'm dead again
We're doing good though, we're doing good. We're doing good. We're doing real good
That hit me it was 10 feet away they killed me
oh my god we're fighting
we're fighting we're fighting
huh no but somehow find a way to make the bosses even more annoying are you
serious
Just finish it up, just finish it up, just finish it up.
One more shot, one more shot.
Got it, I got it, I got it.
Thank god, dude.
No way.
Oh, yeah, yeah, too easy, too easy.
Is this it?
Hey, where's the goodies from it?
Where's the goodies from it?
Are you shot, then?
I got a tad. I got a tad. Yeah, his head is here. You need to give it to this guy.
You want to, you know, you want to give it to him? Oh, yeah, I'll give it to him.
Here you go. Who do I give it to? Who do I give it to?
I am.
I
This is seagull the all-seeing god bird no oh my god you will do exactly as I say
Go into the nearest Wendy's and hold everyone hostage
Make them make you four by fours until they run out of meat
What do I do with them?
Eat all of them.
No.
Eat all of the poor by fours and when you cannot eat any longer.
Why Lord?
Why?
Do not ask why the seagull bird god tells you to do something.
Only say yes.
I'm not strong enough.
Only say yes.
Only say yes when I'm strong enough to oppose the Seagull Godbird.
Oh no.
Once you're done eating the Wendy's four for four,
get on a bicycle and start going down a treatment for cars
and be like a huge jackass and pretend you're a car.
And even though you're holding up a lot of traffic,
and whenever someone goes around you flip them off.
And just do what you're not questioned
and see, oh God, bird, you are a car
when you're on a bicycle.
Don't let anyone tell you different,
even if it messes up the entire driving system
that we have built over the last 100 years.
Don't listen to them, you are a car.
All right.
Sorry, Lord.
Okay.
I was distracted.
Yes, kill all distractions.
Kill all distractions.
Kill him again.
Kill him again.
The Seagull Godbird has told you.
The Seagull Godbird has spoken.
Tell him again.
Kill him again.
Kill him.
Surely, kill him.
The Seagull Godbird.
The Seagull Godbird was spying me down
if you're not killing him right now.
You've done good.
Now, your next objective is simple.
Please, Lord.
Your next objective is very simple.
I need you to go to Wendy's and get a 99 cent frosty and
Before it warms up, but it's all liquidy. I need you to stick your cock in it
Well, I need you to stick your cock in it and send it and text me a picture
This you go got burning smoking
So you go Lord, I need you for number, but is this a separate trip to Wendy's?
This is different. This is a separate trip. This is the next day after the bicycle thing.
To the side, you have to be the same Wendy's.
They just have to be the same Wendy's.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Yes, Lord.
Surely you have a plan.
Yes, I have a plan. You must trust in my plan. You're not wasting my plan.
Oh, my family. They're not going to understand.
Peanut, you have to give it to the guy over here.
Which one? Which guy? Which man? Which guy? Which man? This guy?
The bald guy right here?
Oh, here you go. Here you go. I'm sure.
Now we get the new coordinates.
To the new island?
Yep.
We gamble on the next island or no?
Well, you did the trick. I did the shot.
And you did the trick.
You did the next island, guys?
I did the shot.
I did the trick, guys.
And you did the trick.
Oh, no.
Oh guys you didn't get one the next hour you can get one the next hour holy crap
What's going on? Let's go. Let's go through the next time
No, John John. This is literally the last island in the whole game. We beat this island. We win the game. We win the game
shit
You got killed by a black
Please kill this fucking thing
and it's gone and it's gone
all right guys where's the boat at?
where's the boat at?
right here
okay hotbed boys we're heading off
anybody got a radar?
we got a radar
we know if we don't have a radar
we don't have a radar
ummm
I got to you hold on
I thought we would play this game for an hour
maybe two max and then move the truck on
It is now 1 27 in the morning
Thank you, thank you. I would go into the big on here. We go like it is boys
You know I feel fresh I
Feel I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. I feel very good. Yes
I feel I
Feel alive. I feel like
What is this scientific boss lure
God we have to all get AR's in their 20,000 but they're really good against this
I got a scientific lure for 500 dollar out. Oh
We can't gamble
Is there a campfire we cook at where's the campfire at?
You have to use the lava. Oh god, okay
And then you pick it up
Oh, what is this creature of the night?
This is creature of the night
What's that? Oh my god, I was just good. Where's this creature of the night? I got a super door
Okay, okay
Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Hello. Okay. Excuse me. If you have time. If you have time.
Yeah, well I just gotta deal with the creature of the night.
Let's see.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
What are you doing?
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh shit.
What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna let water run.
I got it! I got it!
Oh my god!
Excellent work! Excellent work! Excellent work!
I was just trying to gamble.
Excellent work.
How are you buddy?
I can't cook it on the lava.
Why can't cook it on the lava?
He was
How do you cook it on the lava? You gotta just throw it in there. You gotta drop it. Yeah. Oh
It's the cookies. Oh guys guys. I got five thousand five hundred dollar fits right here. Look at this
Guys hold on
We agreed on this we win. We guys we agreed on this we win the whole game literally
Oh
They come no, oh
Boy, you guys check this one out what what oh?
Which that one?
That thing's huge
That thing is huge
8 inches.
Oh.
Oh, my God, dude.
I died at the gambling table.
There you go.
No, guys, we had to go.
Oh.
I died at the gambling table.
As we got, we tried to do trick shots and stuff.
Foot snail.
There's your tricks.
Woo, these snails are nice.
Do you want to cook them first?
pretty good what the fuck it didn't even spin the ball it didn't even spin the
ball what even spit you see I got scared even spend the ball it's just
staying in the spot and then and it's like you're green
we got Rob this one's trash oh that's cuz that's the old bait guys guys I
I got this $3,000 fish right here.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, we got a whole hot try here.
Hold on.
OK, hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute. Hold on now.
Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Oh my God.
$8,000 fish
8000 right here
So-and-so
Okay, I don't yeah, but we get another one
I
Gambling things broken yeah, that's that that's what I said put it out, but it's stuck on black
We got music music. Oh now it fucking gets unstuck. Oh
Give me your little bugger and it's good
Okay, I'll be right back
Oh, that's not really worth that much. Okay. All right, I gave it my all I gave it my all that's what matters most
I'm joining. I agree. I'm joining. I'm joining. I'm
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh
Oh
Yeah
Oh, what is this thing?
I know we shoot this. Don't we shoot this. I want to go here. Okay
All right one shot to warm them up
One shot to warm them up
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, I'm gonna do a quick reload and he's got
Perfect. Perfect. That bird took your fish. Perfect. Perfect. Oh, I got a gambling creature.
Move it this way. Okay, hold on. Can somebody shoot this damn bird at your convenience? Thank
you. There you go. Appreciate that. You're welcome.
the moment now
the moment now
the moment now
the moment now
it is my birthday today
crazy to be in gimmick share the same
One of the chances happy
The glass oh, he's a glass is a book. I was a fancy little gentleman. Oh my god
Okay, oh, wait. Oh, this guy's about to be a word a lot. Oh
Boys I've got myself a nine thousand six hundred dollar fish. Okay
Oh God, okay, okay. Oh, no, no, this is not mine. No, it's not
This is okay. This is by here. We go. All right. Okay. Here we go. And we're going and we're going green
$350,000 on the line writing it boys
You fully upgrade your ammo and it's got
But I didn't have a rundown
Okay, okay, and it's got and it's got
And it's got wait that does that doesn't exist wait. This isn't my guy. We hold on wait
Where am I gonna go? Yeah, it doesn't exist right here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there don't mind. That's yours. This is my oh, thank you
God this is AIDS holy crap guys we gotta get that in for we gotta get that in for the staff
This is horrible. This is horrible. Oh, that's me big. That's me big. That's me big. That's me big
Oh, yeah, yeah, here we go here. We go boys boys 9,642 dollars right here. That doesn't seem for you large
It's going for 350,000 350,000 right here boys
We really get this we beat the game
Come on, come on, come on, come on. No, it's going past. No, no, no, no
Go in it
I might just do a block and then and then get the M4
We load
Ten, do you think it's back to, oh no.
9604 right here boys.
9604, for $350,000 boys, right here!
Right here boys!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, no, it keeps going past it!
Damn it.
Go on it!
What the hell is this thing?
Whoa!
What's this little guy?
Okay, I hate this gun.
Alright.
What's this little guy worth?
And I'm...
Okay.
Hold on. What is that?
Hold on. I know he's he's he's a bit rare bugs just okay. Okay. Nice
Nice one second here, there's one quick second. This is one quick thing. Hold on
Hold on now. Oh
hold on now. Hold on now, there we go. Oh, huge, huge, huge, oh wait, oh wait, oh wait,
wait, wait, just $5,000. Okay, for $135,000, here we go, right there, right here. Don't
you dare go past again, don't you dare. Damn it, it keeps going past. Oh, guys, there's
There's gotta be a way to like do this, like do it whatever.
Okay, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea.
I think there's a way to tell how to do it,
based on where the green is at the time
of which you start.
You come on.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Think about it, think about it, boys, think about it,
think about it, think about it.
We should have figured it out.
I
Why they're too pretty just flat that you're under here
Oh, I gave up trying to kill mine because it was gonna kid is give me a connection and he's got
All right, all right, okay, all right, okay
guys guys we did it for me for you then for for the love of God for the love of
everything holy we have for right now right now we did it for me not very good
and I'm dead you have it you need you need to put a suppressor on it it's not
good rods not good raw yeah rod this is the world oh my god I have it oh my god thank you thank you
oh my god we did it we did it okay jump jump to the black one there's the black one
oh my god you're not going anywhere pal you're not going anywhere listen all
you do is just hit one green and we win the game it's that simple it is that
simple we have one we win the game that's it nice and easy nice easy we hit
the green you hit the green we win the game nice and easy okay
dude this fish is ridiculous there it is there it is boys 9,642
coming in hot are you put on red okay oh give it you better not fuck me better
not fuck me oh you're welcome you're welcome oh yeah oh thank you so much
we don't make the thing I do I died from someone's fish 20,000 dollars oh my
god if you let it ride one more time you let it ride one more time you know
You're fucking with you
Was a shit fish the hell is this?
You did
Joe did that one if I'll be the big one. I would have been the big one
Not have been the one to end all gambles. Don't have been the game for the end all gambles
That's like 80 K. It's even more than 80 K sir 20 times 35 actually is a little more than 80
Oh my gosh, these things are ridiculous.
Okay, okay.
Okay guys, this is the new plan.
I've got a new plan.
Okay.
You did not die?
I've got a new plan.
Listen, listen.
I have a plan.
Okay, you tell me your plan then I'll tell you my plan.
Okay, here we go.
This is the plan.
We don't gamble at all.
Do we all have M4s of Silencers.
Then we don't do any trick shots.
We just kill fish as fast as we can.
And we just we put like five of them on there. We put it on and we go green
Okay, my plan is we contact the United States military and
Sell them this game as a torture device for enemies
Yeah, I'll show you guys. I'm a lock-in. What we gotta get that for we gotta get it for that
That's all that matters screw screw the gambling table was gonna get the F4 and then after that it should go smoothie. It should go smoothie
I love the wrong big crap
What's your gg
Oh my how how
Gotcha, we go big big. That's me big one. That's me big one. Oh, that's just what to do nice fish right there
Yeah
All right, thank you. It's a beautiful fish. Let's not waste it on me
Yeah, I'm not gonna wait you're not a gamer. I'm not dude. Okay
Okay, where's my face go where is okay? All right, okay
I got the F4 here we go. Here we go
Wait, how much is this out of check?
8,000 that's easy
Okay, oh, I'm almost dead.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
That's stupid fish.
What the heck?
Do I have noodle arms?
What's the story you're using?
Oh, not this one.
Not this one.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Fine, Lou.
OK.
This is ass!
This is ass!
This is horrible!
Oh my gosh.
Where's the fish go? Okay.
I, I, I hate this game. I hate this game now. I hate this game now.
I can't, I can't get out of it.
I honestly think that we need to get this game in the hands of the military
to use as a torture. I have to use torture.
I mean you you get any information you want out of all kind of with this bad boy
Let me tell you that right now
Let me tell you that right now
I would feel too bad
It's probably illegal
Honestly I wasn't gonna put that agree it was instinctual
It was muscle memory
It was muscle memory
It was muscle memory
It was muscle memory
I soft them up
I
Shopping them up nice and good and shopping them up. Let me go for the kill shot
But oh yeah, that's huge. That's me. That's me huge. That's huge. Oh that's huge
I got you oh
Okay, hold on, 13,000, 13,000, here we go, here we go,
there's the one, there's the one, on green, 13,000 on green boys, this is the one, this
is the one.
Oh no, oh no.
No, no, no.
I would've changed our lives forever.
11,000 dollar doorfishes.
I think.
I could use some of these.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Wait, where's my cyber-reparation?
No.
There we go.
I think it's a good deal.
What is it?
I've released some.
What is this?
Ow.
16,000 dollars!
I got some.
What?
That's mine!
That's mine!
I died in a stupid fish!
Come over here, come over here, come over here!
Take it, take it.
Okay, let's do the smart thing and just get this money.
That's one assault rifle for someone.
Mm-hmm, that's right!
Over here!
Over here!
No way you did it on green.
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding-
Oh!
Are you fucking kidding me?
That was so close. That was so close. That was so close.
That was so close. I died right after I saved you. Are you kidding me?
Come on. You know that was so close. You know that was so close.
You got green. You got green. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
127.
Thank God thank God down the upgrade boys down the upgrade my boys
I
Didn't get an air
We'll just do it again real quick
We'll just do it again. We'll just do it again. No problem there. Don't you worry,
Gigi. I'm about to hit a green and you'll be able to get a full maxed out AR. No problem
out.
Okay, okay, okay.
For a 50 cent, teach a man to eat for a day. Teach a man to gamble and they lose
it all.
The house never wins! The house never wins! Ever!
Hey was that your a good fish? I feel like this guy died a little quick.
Uh, oh wait this is your rod.
Alright, let's try that again.
All right, well that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen. Oh
Anybody would house it in their heart to just
Thank you good sir, thank you good to be kind me welcome. Okay. All right
We obviously might want to buy a dynamite get some get some food real quick boys. Hey, that's what we're missing. Okay
Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. We'll just respond then. A little bit of Eden. A little bit of Eden.
This is great. Oh. By the time we get the bid catch, boys, the bid catch.
Oh my god, we have got to kill these fish there's too many
Right I'm having boys and I'm having
We know I didn't what
So I would remember that the old I'm gonna get that the old 100%
I would definitely remember doing that.
I would definitely remember doing that.
I wanna die.
Oh you are dead.
Yeah I am dead.
I'm just flying in the sky.
Oh, what?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Okay, that was definitely a gunshot.
Okay, that was definitely a gunshot
Oh, I got you don't you worry. I got you there you go
Do I look like a fish to you?
You'll be happy to have been making a lot of money.
I'm makin' a loooot of money!
Oh, good, good, good, good.
Oh, that's gonna be huge! That's gonna be huge! That's gonna be huge!
That's gonna be huge! There we go! There we go!
Okay, fine, that's not crazy, but that's something.
I-ON GREED!
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't.
You're six years for the AR.
I got me face to do that.
Watch your back.
Watch your back.
Wake up boys.
Wake up.
This isn't mine.
Not dead.
Over here.
Oh, not dead!
Over here.
Oh, well, okay.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Gotta be careful out there.
I once forgot to take my shoelace.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
All right.
Okay, no worries. No worries. No worries. That's my
Of course of course can say no worries there. No worries there
I'm gonna go
I'm going over here. I'm fished over. I'm in my own private island over here
Okay, that thing's off.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Damn it!
This one's dead.
These fish are crazy!
Yeah.
I hit it?
Gotcha.
Where is it?
It's in the lot.
Wait, what?
I got some straight collection of fish over here.
Nobody come over here and take my fish.
Oh, I got it.
We're going to get five fish.
We're just gonna put it all on green. We're in this one to brawl
Oh, I got this super tiny one over here huge huge huge
I didn't get it in on time
It bugged out on my expensive fish man.
Yes, give me, yes.
$15,000.
Nice.
Bullfish.
OK, I'm going to hide my fish right here.
You don't keep my small fish.
I'm putting up the small fish over there.
Where'd my other fish go?
Well, oh.
You what?
Where'd my other fish go that I was saving over there?
Oh, that's a fish.
It's better.
Seagull.
What the hell is this?
He's got my fish.
DIE!
Oh god...
Here we go boys, 15,000 on green!
This is the big one, this is the big boy!
No no no, make this, make this, make this!
Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee!
Ugh!
Oh no!
Oh no!
The hell? How did the...
...the laws of physics are irrelevant?
The laws of physics are completely...
Yelbi!
Is it dead you'll be right now just give us things you guys just join is coming green on this
We got we got up. We got lock it. We got lock it right here. We got a lock in we got lock it
This is it. We got we got in this game. We got in this game
We got in this game
Yeah, this game right here boys behind this game right here
All give me fish
Oh
Beep-a-dap
Wait, oh, this won't be
It was my fish go that I was doing right here
What's up, not for your ARG
My fish go oh
I forgot to
Yeah, you can't put them down
They'll pick them up. Oh
No
Oh
Excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent
Are you in John? Oh good work Mr. John guys
Did he get your AR?
Wait, don't spin the wheel yet, don't spin the wheel yet, I gotta finish up there.
I'm dead.
Oh.
What are you doing, silly?
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Thank you.
All right, 7,500 hot green!
Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green!
Oh my god.
Oh shit, oh shit!
I hit it, I hit it!
I hit it!
You want her in 64,000 fucking dollars?!
What?!
All these shit!
I go ahead and get you got your goodies.
Anybody maxed out to be nice.
I'm maxed out too.
Yeah.
Max out. All right guys, it's time for the big kahuna so we max out
Yes, I am max
It'll happen sometimes a little bit for the brief
Get the stove for the AR? That's a stupid idea. You're a stupid man with stupid ideas!
Stupid ideas.
Oh, I didn't realize I needed food.
Okay, the AR fully modded out is definitely...
Yeah, it's the matter. It's the matter. It's hot stuff. Hot stuff.
I
Was let's stop this box. Yes, ready. Let's beat this game boys. Let's finish it. What's wrong? We win
You how do we do we who we talked sir, sir, I think we have to learn to the lure. Oh, I got a guy
I
Locking boys locked in it boys lock it in
Where's it guys it looked too tough immediately got shot by some fucking guy as it looked too tough
Oh
God, I didn't look good job. It's just like in lock down to me
All right, so I give a
Target, I got you. I've been shot. Okay. Hold on now. Okay. All right, Jenny. Hey, Jenny
I'm dead in the water. Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
I'm dead in the water.
I'm dead in the sea, old son of a dill.
Oh, I see you, I see you.
Hold on.
Thank you.
He's got him out of the woods!
I'm just running.
I'm just running.
OK, I can't run apparently.
You silly goose gimmick.
Watch out for the fish.
He's gauging.
Oh, sorry.
OK, I resurrect.
Why does it just come back to me no matter what?
I'm just running.
What am I doing?
Oh, all right, you see, you see,
you see how Johnson's on teammates?
I would never do something like that.
I would literally never do something like that.
You weren't even just shooting regular fists.
We had this.
Not a team player, John, not a team player.
Who are you detriment to the team, it seems.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hey, thank you
Now be careful what the best yet he is dangerous gotta be careful
Thank you
We did it!
Alright!
Alright!
Can we get this bad boy too?
You and this guy?
Who you and Joe?
Unread it's not even worth that much!
Uh, he's not got me!
I'm pointing out that isn't even the actual boss, is it?
Sure!
We really put it in the top of the volcano.
Thank you.
OK.
Sacrifice.
Sacrifice.
Sacrifice.
Wait, there's a way right here.
Wait, to the right?
Over here.
Yeah, there's one around here.
I would not have your gun in your hand in case you die.
Oh.
Then Siegel have a pizza?
Well, I could use a pizza right now.
Oh my God.
Oh, I don't know. I might want to be just gonna say it. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, catch the fish not be jackass
Well, let this be a life lesson to everybody involved let this be a life lesson to everybody
Wow wow I hope you guys saw that I hope every single one of you
I hope everybody just saw what just happened right there.
I hope everybody just saw what just happened right there.
Despicable.
Despicable.
Just a little detour.
Make sure we're all good.
We are.
That's right.
We're the best.
Wow.
Wow.
What?
Wow.
Oh, no.
This is a tricky, a tricky one is only the secondary boss. We got to feed another guy five random fish to get
Your peanut, you want to do it?
I can do it, yes. I'm really good at throwing fish into ball canoes. It's like my thing.
John.
Okay, that was anti-climactic.
What happened?
He's just dancing. It's a synchronized swimmer with no team
Did we check about throwing it into the volcano?
Did anybody fact-check that I don't think that was fact-checked. No
I'm here and we needed to throw the whale into the ball we get the whale the goblin shark
You gotta feed some guy five random fish.
Can we get that out of there?
Yellow guy five random fish or snails.
Yeah, I'm gonna drop my guns right here.
And I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna get that fish out, okay?
Alright, alright, just throw it immediately.
Alright, here we go, alright, witness me.
Witness me, Mr. Gimmick, witness me.
I believe in you.
Witness me.
Witness!
I will be the witness.
Witness!
We're dead!
We're dead!
You got this, Mr. Peanut.
I got it!
We got it!
Okay, alright, see, we see the same example yet again.
He has two options.
I'm trying to capture.
I would let it go safely down.
The fish is falling on one side of the volcano.
And his friend is falling into the volcano.
And you know what Johnny would do?
would do. I want to make sure that everybody's on. Can you grab me? Can you grab me up right
here? Oh, you're dead? No, I'm very much. I know I'm just relaxing in this hot tub.
I just thought I'd take a moment to relax with all this stress going on my way back
up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Coming. I went all the way down. That'll be fair. I didn't
see you well you won't be on a CD you won't be on a CD I you'll have to come
you know grab me and stuff I sure you see that pool of Lama to your right
like the thing that drips in jump over that yet there we go now right we
You're looking right where you looking.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, there we go.
Go, go, go, go.
Woo!
Good gimmick.
Happy, happy, happy.
Oh, not happy, happy, happy.
I was just for first sacrifice and toss up a volcano.
But that was not.
They call me the hero all right we're coming back up. We're coming all the way back up
They call me a hero
Oh
Gummy, thank you the guy that's your stuff. I got your stuff. Oh, yeah, my stuff. We were yeah, I was
Safely, well, I don't know if that's your sniper, but that's what I was up there
This is your sniper
Or somebody else's never you have my foot
Yeah, oh, thank you. Thank you. Like what one much who's sniper is that? I don't know. It's nice
So it's nice five out of damn it jump wait John. Are you up there? Yeah, what are you with that?
Did you want to do it that?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, maybe a tasteful better black. Oh, no, we do you should have to turn it anywhere. Oh
You probably do
No, I think we put it all on green. We want to give it to the science man right here apparently
We want to we want this one to go on green
I'm going to bed in five seconds
Don't we're literally on the final lodge. Oh, okay
The sake of John will give it to the scientists can go to him
Smaller creatures
Oh, yeah, I'll get five smart creatures right now.
Oh.
Oh, all those tiny fish we could have.
Yeah, boom, he's got it.
Look at that.
I can't put, he's too big.
I can't put him on there.
There we go.
Look at that.
There we go now, green.
Are we really gonna green it?
Go catch that whale.
Shit.
Oh, that's a boss.
Oh, fuck.
I
Have considered it I have considered it you like a good plan so I wasn't doing it
Whoa our boats flopping it's a flop
All right, we go boys lock it in by the bonds
I
I got Jagged! I got Jagged!
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Immediately!
Hit it!
That's good of him, anybody. We don't know who that was.
Big Sean!
Who killed me?
The whale, I think.
Oh, the whale! God, John!
The whale! God, John!
Oh, God, the whale just got it.
He's must be targeting John or something.
He got him. He got him that last time when he just died. Oh my god. That darn whale
He is not like you. He is not like you John. Oh good heavens. This whale has it out for mr. John
This whale has it out for mr. John
That's just nice guys, this is not like Zod at all.
I mean, who's to L.A. Zod?
I mean, it's me and Laundra egg getting bent over by you.
I swear to f***ing...
All right.
All right.
Let's take out of there.
There they are.
Those are right here.
It's just when we drop into the volcano.
I think so.
All right, so that's the real file box of the game, right?
Once I put this volcano, the real box comes out.
Right?
I guess we gotta go see.
Theoretically. Theoretically.
What's the final boss?
Does he even have a body?
We can't even put it on.
It's not worth anybody.
Is that the final boss for real?
Is it the real deal?
The real deal, boys?
Double nothing?
Genius.
Genius? Genius? Genius?
Genius? Genius?
All right boys lock it in final box
Tell me I'm the volcano soon. I'll be there soon. Oh take your time. Take your time
Take your time. I say you die. Take your time
You'll break the roulette tube if you put him on it.
I don't think we will fit this whale on the roulette tube even if he wanted to.
He's pretty big.
He's a big boy.
He's up, Steve.
He's worth nothing actually.
He's worth zero.
What?
He's that one gimmick guy.
I'm on my way up.
Just enjoying the hike here.
and fast as well to the volcano gods and hopes and you bring us more money for
gambling
Oh
What you do it what you do it?
Where's my ache? Wait my achy. Oh, no my achy
Can we do we have to stay right here?
We should go back down we should go back down
No, no, no, no
It probably got flung up the edge
Oh my god, we make them land on on the roulette table
Let me down, let me down, let me down.
Oh my god!
Not about it! Not about it boys!
Oh
I
BOOOM!
YEEEET!
HEEEY!
AAAAAAAH!
Good work, boys! Good work!
Look at that!
Woah!
Aaaaaaawww!
It's a quest item. That was an egg!
Oh my god. These meat chunks are...
...7500.
You will be stuck more on top and put it on green
Excellent idea
Okay, there we go. I got another one over here
That's a G-Bike, you know
all right we beat the boss on the go to bed well yeah I turned on the quest I
have first mr. John hold on we're gambling there's one quick gamble nine
to five it's a quick gamble and then and there we go okay I don't know if you
can do all these it's on pick me up please oh oh oh what's how long did we
We just make sure this isn't green and it is
Double time
Oh fantastic
Oh no
I've been very up for information
Where are you?
I've been very up for information
The comms, the comms
Alright
Right there
Oh shit, I'm sorry
Oh
What?
I can't work
Alright, it's gonna have to be two at a time
Two at a time, two at a time
I hit it!
Woo!
The thing is is that I died on the opposite side
You guys couldn't hear me when I said something
thing. Oh, well, let's try and find your least. Yeah, I found my
hand. Oh, good, good, good. Oh, that's okay. Who's got this
whale fin? You are sure there you go. If you want to head home,
Oh, we're going all about
Wait what?
Yeah, boy
Well
Seven whole hours
We beat this French stop this game
We play we beat the game we said we were gonna spend one hour on that's right
We're not a friend slot game. This was a friend stop and a test for a military
A military use of interrogation simulator. Yes. Yes interrogation. How do you say this?
Lubricator is not torture because torture is a war crime.
This is an interrogation lubricator for our enemies.
I'm going to be late to work by a minimum of four hours.
Good. Good. Good.
Luckily, you're the boss of your work, so I think you'll get you some side.
Good night! Fuck yourself! Good night!
Good night! Good night!
Alright, I'm getting down.
Adios, yep, yep, same.
That game, that game, yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm probably
gonna go cry in bed. I will never play that game again.
Okay, hold on.
I do have to say this game though is the most fun to kill your friends in.
Wait, hold on, we're back on the starting island with M4s?
Apparently so. Can you, I wonder if they, I wonder if like the multiplier goes up on fish.
What if I...
It should be one dollar. It's one dollar.
Well, one can't be multiple.
Yeah, John.
Yes, we're.
Fuck.
Are you in?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
We crashed?
Are you?
John, were you driving?
John's dead.
He's just side.
He's just side, guys.
John's dead.
John's dead.
He's just side.
Okay.
There's all this stuff here.
This John's stuff right here.
Okay.
Okay.
There's all this stuff here.
This John's stuff right here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, I'm getting up.
Fuck this.
Fuck this, I'm getting up.
Yeah, it's just the same.
It's not even a multiplayer.
It's just the same fucking nightmare.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
See you guys later.
Bye bye.
All right, boys.
I'm hopping up.
Oh
Tarkov Tarkov time. Oh, you know what? No
No, I don't think I'm gonna do that
Mm-hmm. I won't lie to you boys. I thought that game was gonna be an hour
Who at max if things went wrong?
That went a little longer that went a little longer than a group of mind about
But we beat it.
We game it or all.
And we beat it and that's what matters.
Don't tug on it too hard.
Hey, our tutorial.
They got you a little busy again.
Okay guys, that's just how friends play games.
Girl, you play some and sometimes you're fun
And then you play some and sometimes a poopy.
And I think this one was right in the middle.
I think this one was right in the middle, boys.
Not poopy, not the craziest basketball I've ever played.
I think it was right in the middle.
Great poopy, great poopy.
I think that's how this one went.
Amel, I don't know what that has to do with anything.
I don't know what that has to be thinking.
Will you be dark and dark again?
Absolutely.
But I'm just, oh, I'm just.
Please don't listen.
Hey, Pina, my friend Applewise has a work watch.
No way, that's a real name.
And is heavily addicted to sheet filler waffle sounds.
Any advice?
Yes, yes.
Become addicted to something that's more addictive,
like heroin.
It'll help you get off thick filet waffles easily
because you won't even be thinking
about thick filet waffles.
You'll be thinking about heroin.
Mm-hmm if you any other tips do not hesitate to ask
Oh god, okay, oh
Wait, hold on was I said was it oh, yeah, oh
Boys, I'm not a lot of you gentlemen
We're just killing time
We're just killing time and their war dogs comes out
Oh, jeez, we're just gonna have to warm up, boys.
Ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Woo, you're double boys, you're double boys.
You're double boys.
Now, for those of you guys that weren't here
in the beginning, boys, I just want to reiterate,
everyone thinks the game is coming out September 10th
and it might be.
I actually don't know.
But as I saw the Bungalow earlier, I found two tweets
on to show you one more time for those of you guys
that weren't here at the beginning.
From the executive producer of War Dogs,
and he tweeted this.
Some guy goes, Joe, I need to know.
I'm taking a few days off,
what it from release,
do I keep the days off for 9.10,
or do I move them up from the game show on 9.3?
And the executive producer of the game said, oh, what's going on there?
What's going on there?
A little something.
Yeah.
You say what?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Say what?
A mystery.
Yeah, Susie.
Susie imposter, amulcus.
And that isn't the only thing.
That isn't the only thing.
We got ourselves this one.
Okay, hear me out, War Dogs sets the release date
for September 10th.
What announces their FPS game show for the third
and now says they have a major announcement
for War Dogs at the show.
I'm calling it now.
War Dogs is preparing to shadow drop War Dogs on the third
to really bring a wow factor in surprise to the people.
And Joe Bramble, the executive producer,
It says not quite, but I drop your responsibilities that night for sure.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Okay.
Okay, now.
Okay.
Okay.
You see what you see?
Are you stepping when I'm pooping?
Are you smelling when I'm pooping?
Are you smelling when I'm pooping?
Because I be pooping.
I be pooping.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It could be anything.
anything. Oh, oh, God. Oh, God, he's gonna say bird. The bird. Okay. Oh, God, you're
wiping war dogs is so funny. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm catching a with
fantastic fantastic. You're way you catch a weapon when I'm pooping. That's a way
from what I'm pooping. All right, boys. All right. I'm ahead. Not out. Good
Good night everybody, have a good night.
I don't know what we're gonna do tomorrow,
but we'll, you know, we'll wing it.
Well wing it boys, we'll figure it out, whatever.
We'll wing it boys, we'll figure it out.
No big deal, no, we'll figure it out, we always do boys.
Have a good night now, gang, have a good night now.
More party games please.
Oh.
More party games tomorrow, huh?
we have to find a new one we have to find a new one boys if you guys have a real
hot topic I mean oh oh oh I mean a real scissi shame a sizzle sauce I'm not
talking old Peter played lethal company I'll be to play repo if you got a real
Heel sizzle sauce for someone that that low key dead on no captain dead on us back
Sizzle down low sauce
Put it in the stream ideas of the discord voice. I'll take a peek before I start to see tomorrow
Oh, yeah more move was that more? I heard about that one moomoo for me. Malmo. Was that one again?
Mal maybe
Hmm
Mu-hoo, Mu-hoo. I've heard that one you're banging. I've heard that one you're banging
Schedule one seat guys. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. I said only the sizzle sauce. I
Said only the sizzle
Sock not schedule one
Everybody already beat schedule one like a year ago. I'm talking the real sizzle sauce the real that new dude
Exactly exactly
Apex Legends. Oh, that's a new game. Haven't heard of that one before. Alright. Good night, everybody
Good night now gang. I have a good one. Good night, everybody. Good night now gang. Good night, everybody
Good night, everybody have a good one run stop
Rest easy now boys have a good night down good night. Don't get that
I'm a good night everybody Red stuff rest easy now boys. Good night. Don't gang
Have a good one Good night everybody
It's too late. The red box is already fucked me, oh god.
I gotta get out of here! I gotta get out of here!
That's what happens when they fuck you that stage one and take up so that it's-
and then- and then your skin starts peeling off.
And then your eyes- eyes turn black and then blood comes out of them.
And then you start levitating toward the ceiling and your ceiling fan
and cuts you in half and it's got razor blades on it.
And then you blast through the roof of your house and there's a giant UFO
and it's picking you up in the laser beam and there's a cow and it's flying up with you too
and they take you away to Mars and they probe you in the butt which you bite your lip and
moan for a little bit but at the end of the day you don't know where anybody is because
you're on Mars but this is just stage one I gotta get out of here good night