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PARTY GAMES | MOO WHO? | Habibi x John x Pheetus x Gingy | TARKOV LATER MAYBE | #BUNGULATE
08-26-2026 · 7h 27m
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I got a bitch inside, they robbing the men's in the night, taking a pic, just to buy it.
I'm taking her with you, to Skot
Robbing the Maybach, she do lives
I told her I guess it was fine
I just look bad, bad, but she fine
I came with her, she was divine
I came with her, she was divine
I came with her, she was divine
I came with her, bitch, with a knife
That's what we takin' her life
I don't play with no guns
If you call up, you play with no fun
Fuck with this world, but he ain't budding
Rats stoppin' and know you're mad
I'm gonna do this far and pack
The bitch, she's taking my life
No bitch, what's the point of all that?
Fuck a bitch, something better get it carried
Fuck a bitch, something better get it learned
I don't give a fuck, bitch, call back
When you fuck this back, you're dead
No bitch, what's the best that it can?
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh, yeah! It's a beautiful day. Oh, yeah! It's a beautiful day, gentlemen. Not a cloud as far as the eye can see.
I looked I looked left. I look right. I look north. I look south unless I was facing west then that wouldn't really make any sense
But I checked all directions and there wasn't a cloud. Oh, yes. I heard about Dolly part part on
No, I pardon. I'm not really sure who that is, but apparently everyone's pretty broken up about it
So are a pee all right pee
Oh, I I heard she was a singer of some kind. Oh, yes, you do
Well, I honestly I usually recognize artists by their songs. Can you give me her top two songs?
Yeah, that I that'll probably jog my memory. What's it talk to what's it top do?
Jolene that sounds familiar hold on now. That's it Jolene Jolene. Let me see Jolene song
Dolly Parton Jolene. Let me see
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, now I remember. Okay. All right. Okay. I heard that I've heard that
By the way guys with these like older artists. I can't really play this on stream
They will rip my ass a new one. They'll take down the whole video. So
But I okay now that's ringing about that's ringing about that's right
I can't guys guys guys with these older artists. They they fuck my ass
I have to play the only songs I can play the ones of the last like 15 to 20 years
Why I don't know what this is. Well, that it just looks old it looks like honestly
I don't know if you guys see this image right here, but it looks like it's on the back of a milk carton
I don't you guys see it. Yeah, okay?
Mmm oldest fuck yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes it okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Tyrant fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Listen, I don't care about DMCA or breaking laws or whatever the shit. I don't give a fuck
Unless it actually takes my whole ass video down and then you guys can't watch it then I can so fuck you
I'm playing insane. All right
All right, okay boys today we're playing muhoo. It was recommended to me by mr.
Hibibi
I'm not really certain if it's good, but that's the fun
That's the fun of trying out new party games and then after I don't know what we'll do maybe some you know
Maybe another party game and then and then probably some talk of or something with the crew with the crew
That's the plan that move what?
It's it's right there tell us
move
Who it's literally right there. It's right above my head
I'm who?
Who?
Moo!
Moo!
Moo when?
Moo why?
All right, let's ride!
Hey guys, how you doing?
What's up, P?
We're talking great things about you.
Yeah, yeah.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
I'm sure you know who Dolly Parton is, obviously.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
is obviously. Yeah, she's the one that goes, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene!
No, I won't lie. I'm sure she was very big piece of people's hearts and RIP. I will say that I was not
probably one of her fans. I did listen to a lot of her music, but I'm sure she was a great
artist and RIP. RIP, bless up. Honestly, although I did not even know that was her song
I didn't eat it but I'm playing it right now.
Okay of course.
She's joined the call.
Are we, are we, Dolly Parton has passed?
Is that the truth?
I'm getting where Dolly Parton is, I'm no longer in the uh, she's joined the queen.
Oh, that's fantastic.
All right, earned the queen are playing golf up in, up in God's uh, uh, golf, uh,
field.
I've got the golf course, that's what it's called, golf course.
Mm-hmm.
Outside of the tragic loss of Dolly Parton, how we doing tonight fellas?
Oh, fantastic, fantastic!
This one's for Dolly Parton!
That's right.
This one's for Dolly Parton!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Are you drinking?
I am drinking.
Yes, yes I am.
Oh, Mr. Kyber, Jake, what would you do?
You should drink the bad good of me!
And this to this, Daddy, what would you do
if I get some more good bad good of me?
And Mr. Tiggles and Mr. Himelium, what's good man, good man!
Thank you, Mom, what's good man, what's good man?
I haven't even done anything yet.
You must be very impressed with how shiny my shell is.
Thanks for all the laughs and the innocent human beings
my birthday and I had a show with all the bungalows,
having an amazing stream.
I'll be very happy, Mr. Brian!
Hope it's whimsical and full of magical activities.
Good sir, hey, by the way,
some of us are streamers, dumbass!
Right, I'm talking on chat.
Alright, now listen up buddy, you play that quick and sound when we talk about the fuck
ya. I'm not gonna have to fuck you good.
I promise I'll hold off on that, Bob.
That's where you better.
Now listen, listen guys, I was hoping to have...
I invited a bunch more people, I invited Genji, Doublelift, Cloak, C, Coconut.
It looks like it's just gonna be us more, which honestly, Foyz usually like yielding
them up for party games, so it might still work.
I mean, why don't you take us through it?
This is your game, why don't you just give us...
What's this game all about, big man?
Yeah, yeah
A baby. Oh
Yes, sir. I'm back. This is your moment. What's this game all about miss Jimmy? What's going on?
All right, gentlemen, we're gonna start by picking an animal once you take your animal
You're gonna use your microphone and record the animal sound for that animal all the NPCs in the game
That are the same animal as you are going to make the exact same sound that you recorded
You want to stay with your herd and act like an MPC and don't stand out and there's going to be a person who's going to be hunting down the people who aren't MPCs.
Are you ready to stay with your pack?
I'm actually reading it from the hot of place.
This is a little unfair.
This is a little unfair.
This is a little unfair.
This is a little unfair for her baby because she can never be the pig because that's hot up.
But it's not.
No, that is hot.
No, no, no.
That is hot.
You make a lot of pork. How's
that possible? There is a lot of
pork. How do you make a lot of
pork? You take it, you take it,
you make gay and then you make it
a lot. You go to the house.
Yes, you give them $30,000.
on the package and it is a lot oh is that easy oh fantastic all right okay
fantastic that's great okay all right okay all right well okay we will be the
halal pigs all right let me see okay let me okay let me open up on wait quick
match host a lobby lobby let's be hosted quick big lobby here
Okay. Invite only Farm of Forest.
Farm Fist.
Farm Fist first. Fist my arm. Fist my arm with the arm.
Put your fist in my pocket.
Fuck me. Let me go ahead.
Alright. Okay. What should we do? Create?
Okay. I'm apparently the pig.
Oh no. Did I already lose?
Did I already lose?
Now that you guys don't have the big shit. Well, what's the next game we should play?
Let me send you guys
She made minds. Let me get you guys in here. Let me see here
The room code there's a room code. So you're not to send invites wait drop the room. What's the yeah?
What's the root? What's the room? Oh, was it the promo code in the thing?
Like a promo code for Lucy's
Oh, they do have those. They do code.
Oh, I know. I know. What are you going to tell me next? There's the same code for
Oakland's fuel. Oh, same thing. Same thing. What? I don't fucking buy it for a minute.
Okay. Wait. Oh, wait. Okay. Hold on. Wait. Okay. This is kind of online. Wait. Hold
one. This is over. This is very confusing. Okay. All right. I'm see you guys the code.
You go. All right. I'm typing it. I'm typing it. It's it's it's in the oh wait. You guys
can't look at this. Look at the streamer waiting room, Chad. Yeah. Okay, you guys.
Okay, there we go. No, not this one. Yeah. The one of us. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. And
then wait, wait. Hold on. Wait. No, wait. No, that won't work. That's me typing
in a code do how does this work you know don't that code is completely irrelevant I was typing
that code into it hold on how do I get them code for the game that we're at wait guys how do I get
the code for the game we're at oh oh I put it oh god oh don't don't say yourself don't don't don't
maybe you gotta start the game wait shut um we need the details oh okay I got wait I got it I
I got it. I got it. I got it on this game. There it is. Hey, you should be able to see it now. You should be able to see it now
Okay, all right
Okay, we're in we're in okay. Oh
God, okay, what noises does the raft even make?
Draft doesn't even make it
Wait, what? I think he got the easiest one.
I think he got the easiest one.
That's quack.
I don't know what you mean. I don't even...
Oh, I just took a massive shit.
What sound does the draft make? I have to know.
Does anyone know?
I mean, what sound does the draft make?
Does anyone know that?
No idea. I've never heard one.
I think where drafts don't even have vocal chords.
Oh, perfect.
Wow.
Just do a cow or something.
Okay, I just heard it and it sounds like a
Wait, how do you make it me? How you wait? Oh hold on V for the voice of the game. Oh, hello
Okay, so
In the game all she means to the discord wait, wait, what is that? Yeah? Yeah? Hello?
I can hear everyone. I can hear everyone. I think John. Yeah, you
What sound does this thing even make? I forget.
It's a quack! It's quack!
Are you serious? Did you just ask for the sound of duck eggs?
It's not a duck. This is a goose, by the way.
What is the difference? What is the difference?
Hey! Come here!
Oh wait, everybody over here, guys! Everybody over here, guys!
Fuckin boys. Fuckin it. Fuckin it. If you don't sue the flies loudly enough before time runs out
They will reveal your location always mimic your recorded animal sound or the hunter will recognize you
Wait, what am I am I a bit? Oh shit?
Okay, hold on now do you hear that that was a deep white that was that was a deep white
I'm not going just for bears.
That's it.
Nope.
That's definitely not it.
Oh, my God!
Which we sent our own recording, and then we just had to mimic it?
Yeah, I think so.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, my God!
Oh, wait, you guys heard that.
It's standing on the left.
What?
What's your guys' screen look like?
I'm not stutters, but like, oh, my God!
Don't say anything.
Oh, my God!
Dude, I'm the hunter, but I'm the hunter.
Oh, my God!
You are on the left.
OK, I'm ready.
Yeah, but you don't know which one we are yeah, you don't know who I am
I'm literally the only fucking bear here. Are we so serious?
We know there's another bear
How do you uh, how do you actually?
Hey you fucked up bear
Okay, uh
Don't all the other bears were making the same sound
Yes, I recorded it so all the bands make the same sound
Tickety-dee-dee's nuts!
Okay, alright, that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.
I don't understand how this is supposed to be played at all.
Tickety-dee-dee's nuts!
Is he smoking cigarettes?
Me! Me!
Tickety-dee's nuts!
Me! Me!
Tickety-dee's nuts!
I'm sorry to God. I think John's getting lucky as fuck. I think Donna's is getting lucky and shit right now.
I'm so fucking good at this game. I'm so fucking good at this game.
Yo, we gotta make a better shot the next time. We gotta make a better shot.
Back here. First round is a test run. Am I right?
The plan never goes good on the first time. Everyone knows that was to finish.
Absolutely.
Okay, wait, hold on. Wait, wait. Maybe I should survive for a whole...
Chick-a-dee-dee's nuts?
A whole other eight minutes.
I like it.
Hold on. We're going to have to shorten that. We're going to have to shorten that bad boy.
That's going to be a little lower.
Chick-a-dee-dee's nuts?
Dude, that thing's fucking cooking.
What is going on?
Chickadee D's nuts.
He didn't do it right. He didn't do it right.
Chickadee D's nuts.
Wait, we're not supposed to say it? It says it for us?
No, no. You see at the top there's like a little bar?
Yeah. And it's filling up. So when it gets to the end, that's when you'll have five seconds to say your part.
to say your part.
Oh, you don't say it any time before.
Chickadee, these nuts.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I would say it before to clear out the bar.
Yeah, you are.
You're a green.
I mean, yeah.
Chickadee, these nuts.
Chickadee, these nuts.
Chickadee, these nuts.
Pfft.
This is enough shit.
This has to end.
Like, we can do this.
We can do this for 10 fucking minutes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
30 seconds, every time he shoots the wrong guy.
Okay, that makes sense.
Okay.
Start capping them.
Just start, blow this place out of the water.
This is Oplon.
Take him down.
He just shoot random guys over there.
He really is.
He's a nerd.
Don't come to the farm tomorrow.
Don't come to the farm tomorrow.
I think it'd be my witness boys.
I think there's a good chance.
Chickadee dees nuts?
Chickadee dees nuts?
Fuck!
I don't even know what I'm listening for.
Why is my guy running so zesty?
He's just enjoying himself.
Gonna get me some ammo.
I'm sticking mr. John
You should not want this chicken DDS nuts. It's not killing everybody so the timer goes out
It's good. It's just me or no other animals making any noises right now. It's
not. It's just three dosages. He knows. I also know he's the only one because I
can see it on the left side of my screen. Oh, are you doing animal there? Yeah, I
do. We're gonna be playing this game for seven minutes. I will be fine.
Now there's no way you lose right now.
You're 10 minutes.
Not when you hit shots.
All right, now I understand.
Now I understand.
Now I understand.
Now I understand.
I understand it now.
Is this a panda?
I'm a raccoon.
Good luck with that one.
Well, I think it changes whatever we get in the game.
Why am I the fucking hunter again? Oh, I didn't mix it up
Oh
Wait, you're the hunter again. Yeah, we was this I'm a cat. We would turn his cuttings
Be out
Be out
I said, good.
I said, it's not.
Maybe we try.
Maybe we try.
They also purr.
They also purr.
Purr.
Be out.
Purr.
Be out.
There we go.
Am I listening for the difference in it?
Everyone else and then one of them, right?
Yeah, yeah, you gotta find the difference.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Lock it.
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the
the
the
the
I'm hopefully not gonna.
Only you can prevent.
Of course.
Oh shit.
Hey buddy.
You got me John.
You got me.
What were you just going around shooting every fucking bear in the woods?
No, that was something different.
This one too.
Fuck.
Per-biao!
Per-biao!
Per-biao!
Dude.
Oh god.
Per-biao!
This is the worst game ever made.
Oh God.
Purr!
Beow!
This is the worst game I've ever played.
Yeah, it's uncanny.
It's so uncanny.
Dude, the way he, Peanut is nailing his own voice.
Yeah, he's nailing it.
Really?
If I do that good, if I do the same?
Yeah, that last one.
I have an idea.
Purr!
Beow!
Oh, no, no, no!
Now you gotta be nervous, Mr. Jimmy.
Now you gotta be nervous.
No, that was not good.
That was not good.
Yeah, you gotta be nervous.
Yeah, you gotta be nervous.
Yeah, stand next to the other ones so you can hear them.
Let me see, oh yeah.
Let me see what this one says.
Oh, what's this cat drifting over here for
after I saw him walking next to the other one?
You're so lucky I'm out of ammo pussy.
No way!
I was so dead right there.
Holy crap.
That was close, that was close, that was close.
This guy's gotta be smoking crack.
You just where are you, you just where are you, you just where are you?
Give me a sign, give me a sign.
Undercover.
Give me a sign.
Give me a sign.
Oh, if he's playing like you.
I see you, I see you.
Hurl, meow.
Meow.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Hey, Phoenix, how you doing?
Hey, Phoenix, how you doing?
How you doing?
You see me, you see me?
I'm not doing too bad.
You see me?
You guys got a minute left.
You got this, you got this, you got this.
It's a shot game.
The shot moment, the shot moment, the shot moment.
The shot moment.
Per-bio, per-bio.
Whack, whack, whack.
Fuse, fuse, whack, fuse.
These aren't you guys.
No way, that was seven seconds, that's unpunishable!
Stream snap, stream snap, stream snap, stream snap, stream snap, stream snap, stream snap,
stream snap, stream snap, stream snap!
I'm the hunter again, I'm the funnest.
Cheetah cheetah bogeeta.
Oh man, this is tough.
We've got the gorilla, nice, nice, nice.
What the fuck does it really even do?
It's tough to imitate that's for sure.
I'm trying to get it, I'm trying to get it.
Hopefully it makes John the Hunter again.
Oh shit, I'm the Hunter.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, what do I do?
We lock in, boys lock in, lock in.
Lock in, boys lock in, lock in, lock in.
And it's gonna be a bar at the top.
You wanna make sure?
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
No please, what is the Hunter yet?
We're gonna be the first ones.
something off with the audio that's the one you got to kill well I'll be the
first one to get everyone's on there it's out of the stream first streamer
first fucking boys talking like if we believe we can't I've got this I'm
gonna kill so many innocent animals not even for food just for the love of the
game. God, I love killing small animals. Oh, God.
I'm talking about.
I already forgot it.
We got a fox and a pig.
Oh no!
Oh no!
This is getting it.
of
the
if you're if you got flies around yeah yeah like when that bar with the flies
What is the pooping do?
I think I got some flies away.
Fuck around.
No, no, no.
Fuck around.
Damn it.
No!
Oh, we got you to where ammunition.
We got you to where bullets.
We got you to where bullets.
We got you to where bullets.
We got you to where bullets.
We got you to where bullets.
He was freaking out. Well, I already got the pig the pig dead. He's got the fox and the chicken
His foxes mighty suspicious
I
Like the fox cunning
Looks like you're struggling there, Mr. No, no, I'm not sure that I'm planning. I'm planning. I'm planning and planning. I'm running a
running and planning I
Know your tactics. I've seen you work. I've seen both of you work. I know your tactics
Lucky there's not a fairy.
Keep your people super boys.
Keep your people super.
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
Something ain't right.
I know who be behind something.
That's what he did the other time.
I mean, where are you?
Show yourself, David.
Do something.
I'm not in this time.
Shit.
Shit.
I- I just...
I was just eating the fuck out of you.
I'm just eating the fuck out of you.
Shit!
Sh- go back, go back, go back!
This game is harder than it looks!
I don't know what to- I don't even know how to do that!
I don't- I-
Yeah, I'm lost, boss.
Tough to differentiate them.
That one, that one was the real heavy-d-
well whoever you shot right now
damn a fox
that one
damn a fox
let him do it
cheap cheap cheap cheap
cheap cheap cheap cheap
what are you
oh god oh god
oh god
got two minutes two minutes bud
damn a fox
the wrong button man wait is this you
we get boys stream fast stream fast oh we was a fox sound like shoes on the
Guys only foxes make noises
Yep, yep, yep pork pork
What does the fox say oh, yeah, it was uh, what's the fox say that's not that's not that's not that's not
Oh, yeah, that's what it was. What does the fox say?
I remember I remember now oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ding ding ding
Good luck gentlemen, good luck.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay, there we go, there we go.
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
That's the word, that's the word, that's the word.
That's the word, that's the word.
Oink.
That's a good one, John.
Yeah, thank you.
Okay.
Maybe not in game, maybe not in game.
Nice.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Do I want to avoid stepping in shit, or what's the deal as a hunter?
I don't know about poops.
RAAAAAAA
The hell is that, Pete?
RAAAAA
That's what the fuck changed!
Woof, woof.
That's what the fuck changed.
Nice, nice.
Woof, woof.
John Pork.
Wolf Wolf.
Boink.
Boink.
Rawr!
Rawr!
Wolf Wolf.
Rawr!
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
He didn't even, he didn't even sense a thing.
What was that?
We got stupid
Your flies your flies
I heard peanuts different one, but I can't find it
No, you didn't know you didn't
Guys it shows his talking
No, all of them do that it all does that I know like while we're talking
I think you can really you can easily fuck up another player by being near them and pretending
RAAAAAAA
Diabolical me me me me near another player pretend to fuck it up
Yeah
Wolf Wolf
You got me
I
The grazing other the grazing would be you know, mom
Wait, did you hear me?
I'm gonna do you talk now. Oh
Wolf wolf
What I wasn't even close
That wasn't even close
Oh, how are you not dead?
Fucking five minutes of this dude, this is crazy
Why is most boys you boys the type of easy yet 30 seconds for the shoes
Hello, hello, I think you can hear
Hey, what's up man over behind you. He's in a bush
Oh
This is called she's gave your coach me a pro in this game. Oh
You never find them
Wolf wolf I'm pretty accurate so far the way boys. Yeah, really good
I
Should be short the time and I'll just short the penalty for the time
Yeah, I did three minutes and then ten seconds for wrong
Yeah, I'll just try to bounce them out here get friends. I'll be these locked it
Have you been practicing all day a baby wolf? You ain't been back to jump set for a kidding. I just launched
Oh my god, I don't even make a sound.
That was my last bullet.
Yeah, I just randomly started shooting some, so.
Oh, unlucky.
I'm a chicken.
Oh my god, you guys are-
I'm a chicken, I'm a chicken.
I'm a chicken.
I'm a chicken.
I'm a chicken.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we got a choice.
No.
Maybe a chicken.
Guys, wait, wait, wait.
No.
Wait, guys, wait.
Because you want to record like I'm teaching a five-second take up the whole five seconds when you recording okay. Oh
My god
We know it's what started it's what started it
Would me oh my cutting it start. Oh, it's fine. It's fine. I I see it's a six-minute, but I didn't get out
Perfect. I'm glad I'm the hunter. Oh, yeah, we did the cat we did um
Her me out with no she's a kind shade and change
His face you will see
I don't give a like an AK or something.
Have a shotgun.
Meow.
There we go boys.
There we go.
There it is.
There it is boys.
Is it money?
There's the money.
What the hell?
That was the most realistic thing I've ever heard in my life.
I've been practicing my whole life for this opportunity, Pete.
Is that?
I just got the wrong fucking...
Meow!
Wait, are you guys just a soundboard or something?
Dude, and it's not the full five seconds.
There's no help.
Who's doing the soundboard?
I'm cheating!
That cheat is just the same every time.
Meow!
Oh, and you'll get your head blown off.
Why didn't it work?
I just shot you in the same spot.
You first, you first.
Beeeah!
Hello, your health has increased.
Oh, shit.
Beeeah!
Beeeah!
Ooh.
Beeeah!
Beeeah!
Beeeah!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ow!
Ow!
No!
I came prepared, I came prepared.
Cheap punch, cheap punch.
Oh, man.
I had like two minutes to look the game up, so, you know, I did something.
So you downloaded some cheats?
Yeah, that's right.
That's right, dude.
Me!
What?!
You hit the discord button at the last fucking second.
Yeah, you did.
That's how I knew it.
That's how I knew it.
Oh, my.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Yeah, you fucking nailed every single one.
You did.
You did.
Damn it!
Now I just have to do the guy that's cheating.
Great.
Darn it.
Wait, are you guys using a soundboard, Phelous?
Yeah, but I'm using a different sound every time.
I'm not doing the same one as I open with.
I
Don't
Yeah, that's not cool penis. Do you mean a chicken, but I just have a chicken
No, I'm doing like an entirely different noise and entirely
That's cheese, that's cheesing, that's cheesing.
I mean, that's obviously a sad word too.
Wait, hold on.
How many people are using sad words right now?
Just one.
John, how did you make that sound?
Oh, what?
I mean, John, how did you make that sound?
Oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, wait, hold on.
Who's the so let me clarify it.
So the chicken sound at the beginning with the soundboard
and I'm doing a different sound every single time it prompts me.
So you made the chicken sound.
Yeah, I thought it was a chicken, but I'm a bear.
Oh, okay.
Let me check it.
Let me check it.
So I'm doing I'm giving a range on hearing.
I know as a hunter when you're a hunter, you can hear them all the way at the other end
No, I'm not even close. You have to be pretty close
Oh really? Yeah
It's kind of fucked up
Yeah, yeah
Nobody, nobody beat, nobody stand on the ready thing next round
Let Peanut do all the settings
Yeah, that was my bad, that was my bad story
No, no worries
Oh
I was excited to be the chicken because I had this chicken soundboard set up
So, forgive me
Oh
That was pumped
Oh
I see these settings kind of work. I don't know. I don't even know if we better with a mini boy
We've got to do the whole five seconds. Yeah, take up the whole five seconds five seconds
Yeah, recording. Oh, yeah, take a whole five seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I wait. Oh, I really I know what you do. I just do
All right, all right, all right locked in boys locked it in
Well, I got the chicken again, but we don't always don't know this doesn't tell us it doesn't
Give yours a three hundred count 100 penalty time is
1500 ammo will do five buzzing interval will do 20
Hello, and then and then NPC noise frequency
We'll do hi NPC population. Hi. Okay. Do we okay? All right person mouse button do no
That's raises that crazy hold it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, hold it
No, we don't die. No guys
Okay, oh my god, we just got back out. What is this that way?
Guys, I'll wait you fuck you guys guys. Hold on. What is it?
Hmm, we should be back out to be back out. I don't be a fox again jobs a hundred again wait wait honestly
Wait, yeah, that way four out of six. You see every every every go let's go and then go to the go to John's you just
Shoot me. Okay, shoot me, please. Please God
from this. Shoot me. Shoot me please. Please God. Shoot me please. I think he starts. Okay.
All right. Now we got to go to John. What do you think of me? Where is John? He's across
the way in the ground. John. John. John. I'm over here. Shoot me. Shoot me please.
Please god, shoot me please.
I'm right here, I'm right here, but I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here.
Oh, a lot of people, you can't aim, you can't aim.
You can run and aim, but we have to go all the way back to the fucking shed.
We have four and a half brain cells, come on.
I'm sorry, okay, now we really started doing it.
I swear to god, it makes me, I've only been like two different animals.
It's not, it's hurt.
Now I change map, oh wait, I'm going to change map to the forest.
Oh.
The force
Locking boys lock it up. Oh
I give I'm the hunter. I got the same thing again. John's a gorilla
Okay, I lock it was lucky she used the full five seconds boys those chip the silly bad
Mr. P and me and the kids with big
quality type bodies. Why don't you be a farmer and we'll die?
Mom and I are getting divorced.
That's the start difference from the beginning of the
Super Jack, but you're a meal ticket to custody.
My gorillas got.
You're welcome, Sheriff Ralph, and you can just give
your kids. Oh, you got that.
Speed
Home from work first time on it may have in time myself
Mr. No, I
Durgillation, Mr. Lloyd
Rocking was lucky knocking in boys locking in is a hundred. I'm the hunter
Why don't you go eat some chicken and
Why don't you go eat some chicken and stand, fat f***?
Why did it, wha-
What?
Why don't you go eat some chicken and stand, fat f***?
Stop eating, why don't you go eat some chicken and stand, fat f***?
I can't tell!
I think that's a very ambitious goal.
Why don't you go and die instead of talking, stop eating the beef guts, why don't you go
and eat some chicken instead of talking, stop eating the beef guts.
I can't even buy any more beef guts.
was a bad idea
Why don't you go eat some chicken instead?
Stop eating beef, God.
Stop eating beef, God.
Stop eating beef, God.
Stop eating beef, God.
Why don't you go eat some chicken instead, God.
Stop eating beef, God.
No, that one.
This one.
No, wait.
That one.
Why don't you go eat chicken instead, God.
Yeah, but you do have to eat so easy to find because the audio cut off and like
like a mechanical robot man I should confide him.
And still confide it.
And still confide it.
Because I was nailing it, dude.
Over and over and over.
You were nailing it?
You were nailing it?
Oh, I was nailing it.
Oh, shit.
I'm a bull.
I'm a bull.
I woo!
What?
What?
I woo!
You're doing it?
You're doing it in disgust.
I woo!
There it is, one-man.
fuck yeah fuck you guys I'm wearing this one fuck you fuck you I'm wearing this
one bitch fuck you I'm on this it's the one right here it's what it's a bug it's
the bug in the middle of the forest I'm gonna sit next to him look right
Oh
No, you want to see you I see some judge
Bulldog, right? Yeah, that's awesome. I'm a wall.
I like the bulldog. That's cool. Was I good? Was I good? Was I good?
I'm so different. Really?
Hey, it's me. I'm a giraffe. Get me down from here.
Oh, whoa!
Hey, it's me. I'm a giraffe. Get me down from here.
Hey, it's me. I'm a giraffe.
You'll never find this. You'll never find this.
Made too long. That was too long?
I fucked it.
I
Know I know I don't watch it was
I
Not nailed it, but it wasn't the discord again
I'm a doll
Oh
Yeah, run pussy
I'm glad do you think
Oh my god, oh my goodness throw. He threw, he threw, he threw.
Yeah, he had that otherwise.
That was the animals game, Mr. Donald. That was the animals game.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're kinda lucky.
I haven't gone a hunter once yet.
I'm not kinda lucky.
It's pretty hard. I'm not gonna lie. I got really lucky the two times.
I just literally took a shot.
Happened to be you.
I'm lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Fuck me.
What is the gorilla saying?
That's a tough one.
That's a tough one.
How many more rounds of this are you playing?
Do gorillas and monkeys have the same?
No.
You can do the class like a
I mean that's pretty standard.
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
No!
Okay, there we go.
There it is, there it is.
There it is, there it is.
There it is, there it is.
There it is, there it is.
with this pack of guerrillas over here good evening find sir good evening
I am a fox well good evening fine sir I am a fox look at me good evening fine sir I am a fox
good.
Is that good?
Is that good?
Is that good?
Are you doing good?
I think we're doing good.
I think we're doing good.
I didn't record.
You do.
I did record.
Look at me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You shot my mom!
You shot my mom!
Well, good evening, fine, sir.
I am a fine.
You shot my mom!
You shot my mom!
You shot my mom!
You shot my mom!
Oh, no way!
Oh, no way!
Are you out of there?
Oh shit, you shot my mom!
Good evening, fine sir. I am a fox.
Good evening, fine sir.
I am a fox.
Good evening, sir, shit. You shot my mom!
You shot my mom!
You piece of shit. You shot my mom!
You shot my mom!
I have two people coming to you.
I'm so young
Get it on John get it on you John
Too easy too easy boys. All right boys. Do we keep on this?
I'm probably the one I'm probably the one I got like this one
Um, fish game, we already beat the fish game.
I'm down for either or or boys.
At least everyone in your chat saying the same exact thing for the first time ever.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
What?
Okay.
Um, uh, do we want to go?
Do we want to go?
We can go finish Absort.
We can go play talk.
talk of we could go we could go up leave some machine game you were talking
oh machine party that's a good idea oh my god machine party yeah it's so
let's do okay all of this is do a round of machine party then we'll play some
talk of yeah okay let's do it let's do it
Jason, we're done with this.
We're out of here.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, okay.
Oh.
You know, I kind of like that game.
What was that?
What was that other game?
Oh, dear.
Remember that game he's playing?
Oh, dear?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's like that game.
That's a good game.
That's a good game.
Listen, I have, like, different little things to that game.
It'll be fun.
I cannot wait for dear passenger.
That is going to be fun.
I keep looking to see if they add it early.
I know.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to certainly access the fun that's working on it.
Don't talk on P.S.Y.
How long I'll still be alive?
Oh, fuck.
OK.
You know what?
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
No bongers?
No bongers?
War dogs?
Oh, thank you, guys.
Let's play War Dogs.
I do.
You know what, actually, guys?
Fuck it.
Let's play GTA VI.
What do you think, guys?
Huh?
GTA VI tonight?
Yeah?
What's the machine gun?
Guys, wait, those are two really good ideas.
Stupid bitches.
Oh, yeah.
Machine gun.
Stupid motherfuckers.
Stupid.
That's what it is
How that loose oh, what about the other game by the way that no room left in how to do that that is not being good
Not sure never played it
Hmm
Just joined oh, but did you you literally just managed the fucking entire game?
Oh my goodness I even have her in my title. I'm a fraud. I'm a liar. I'm a liar
Okay, all right, we let me see you guys anybody go
Um, it's in that one. Unfortunately, Miss James, you were playing a four-player game now, so if we move to a like a, like a, like a, like a bigger party game, like a bigger one, we got to go to a, to a, to a, to probably slept for like an hour and a half.
Did you guys see the code yep, well you join it up boys
I see I see you guys you guys ought to join mr. BB and mr. Fetus
Yeah, I'm figuring out right now just a moment. This court code, right? Yeah
Come on boss one sec
I'm already in here. What the fuck?
Maybe you're sexy. I like that game that last one. That's fun. Yeah, I like that game
I like that game. That was a cool game. I like that game
How does this game work you just you you use many games it's like Mario Party, but like
The person that made it is a psychopath and he and he's probably killed a real human being and stashed the body under a
Brin somewhere didn't tell his family and he has anxiety about it every day
And he has to see a psychiatrist, but you can't tell the psychiatrist because the psychiatrist even under
Doctor's law would have to tell the police about it because it's a violent crime
You do got a point
Well, actually is that true? Wait no wait wait psychiatrists only have to tell the doctor
You're gonna commit a crime. I've you've committed a crime, right?
It was a work
I'm pretty sure it's both if you're like stating that you're about to hurt someone by law
They have to like no, I know that but what if you said from five years ago? I killed a guy
Yeah, I don't I don't know I mean probably I don't think they
Only they have to a good boy because you're not I
Think if there's any
Devulsion of like committing a crime or about to commit like a serious crime. Yeah. Yeah that hurt somebody
Yeah, if you're about to of course, obviously I'm just saying in the past
I don't think I think there's a legal to tell someone I believe I don't know
Hmm
on your shoulders yeah I killed a man last week but I'm never ever ever gonna do
anything ever again don't worry make that time guys just not be able to sleep
tonight I play this game but it'll give you instructions for each game don't
worry
Okay, that's right
All right, so look I so you see on your screen I just move and push and
Then if you click the arrow at the bottom mr.. Hibibi, it'll say tiles are randomly shuffled safe tiles are marked don't fall in the bed, right?
Yeah, yeah, I see that okay, and then our scores on the right. There'll be a pushing are pushing each other
Yes, we're competing you see the scores on the right and then there's like 15 games at the end of the 15 games
Who has the has the most score as the fullest cock?
You know what I should make this interesting
I should make this interesting
All right, whoever wins whoever wins gets yeah a
Hundred no wait, let's sign this on crazy
easy. One gift and sub. Don't
have to get that as on a stack.
Holy crap.
Oh, holy crap for real.
Oh, for real.
I see for real for real for real.
It's instead.
That's one
gift.
It's just a little too much.
Is it is it is it too deep for the
10 bits?
Okay.
How about this?
Okay.
Steve, one 100.
One hundred bets for whoever
wins.
You know, I can do a hundred
easily.
Okay, I'll throw it out on 100.
So what's getting grand?
Get playin' tape!
What are you doing?
What are you doing here?
What are we doing?
We're betting 100, John, on whoever wins the game.
100 gifted?
100.
No, even bigger.
100 bids.
Oh, I can't do that.
I can do 100 gifted.
100 bids.
You can't take the heat.
Stay out of places with fire.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Just like my grand-pappy used to say we need before he went to
We got back he was really racist. All right, you guys ready mine was
before you went. Oh gee. Oh gee. He ain't new to this. He's new to it. I'd lock it.
I'd lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it.
Oh. So you want to step on a square. Hey, move left.
Oh, you piece of shit. You piece of shit. You piece of shit.
He doesn't know his life with his ride.
I have a chance.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You stay away from me, man.
Oh, chill.
Stay away from me, man.
You stay away from me.
I wait for me.
Let's go.
I
Mr. Yeah
My team god what I
Was thinking
You're welcome. Thank you tossing my life asshole
I
He's going to be a Mr. Phoenix.
Oh, Jeff.
Get my hands off me.
Oh, Jeff, what?
No.
Stand far in, bro.
No.
All right, Mr. Habib.
No.
We can do peaceful trade off here.
Or what do you want?
I guess we'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Damn.
I mean, listen.
If you didn't get to push down,
so push down the plane.
Stand there.
You won't get too close, do you?
Got a pop of Lucy.
Oh, yeah, game time these shades.
Oh, crap. I forgot.
I forgot.
I'll do that.
I'll do that.
I'll do that.
This is my voice.
Can you go across this corner one?
Oh, wow.
This is fantastic.
Yeah, you can't go across the corners.
By the way, I forgot to switch my screen.
Oh, no.
What the fuck?
Oh.
I
Catches the W's and some redemption for round one
I'm a piece of me. I'm a piece of me.
Too much, too much, too much.
Oh, oh God.
Oh God.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why hit this game?
Oh shit.
Oh, oh, you got it.
Oh shit, oh shit.
You want another one?
You want another one?
I want one!
I want two more!
I want two more!
Yeah you want two more!
I want two more!
I want two more!
Yeah!
I want some too!
I want some too!
But you want some too!
You want some too, bitch!
I like that!
I like that, motherfucker!
This is my house!
This is my house!
Too easy!
Too easy!
First place!
First place!
Oh!
Oh that was an A's?
Wait wait wait guys!
Okay, I gotta switch my steam toms. Give me like what's in a game?
Second I forgot I forgot I forgot. Oh God
Please don't forget I forgot I don't I forgot I don't forgot I forgot you got me. I forgot I
Forgot
Hold on. Hold on. I forgot.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Hold on. I forgot.
Okay, alright.
Okay, I'm cheers, boys. Cheers.
Cheers, cheers.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
I'm ready.
Okay, what's this one?
Oh, okay, I got this one.
Okay, there's one.
Whoa, mine's pretty.
This one is pretty cool to me.
Surely.
Wait, I just, I don't know how long you're gonna be a baby!
Yeah, we're doing it.
He's a developer!
Home-filled advantage on Fox.
No, no, that's not fair.
I barely read the thing.
Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
I wanna see.
There's a bit of a strat.
Okay.
oh well okay thank you so much
oh yeah
oh okay
we gotta go gentlemen we gotta go
oh god oh god oh god
oh god move god fucking move
oh god oh fuck
oh
I
Just kind of trying to run for it guys you have a lot of time
Everyone stay away for me stay away for me
Now I know you guys are creedin's personal space you guys are creepy this is a corny shred for this
Are you doing it
Nope, not yet.
No.
I'm now.
Hey, guys!
Guys, get away from me!
Oh, shit!
Oh, crap! Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, GV!
Oh, GV!
Oh, GV!
Go, go, go, go!
I'm trade off.
We made it!
We're doing pretty good.
I'm just crawling on your fucking dead half dead body.
Locking.
That was a good strat though, you just hugging the corner.
No, I usually just fall behind people.
Yeah, I think.
Yeah, you're a piece of crap.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Yep.
I found the bombs, you guys, I found them.
Oh, I thought I might be able to sneak around that one. It did not work
Oh god wait for me wait for me wait for me
That one was for Dolly Parton.
That's true, before 1-0, before 1-0 for Dolly.
Commanding second.
Oh my god, not last place.
I like this game, man.
This is fun.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a nice game.
What does this come out, Pete?
No, by like a week ago.
This one, this one, I remember the last time.
I remember the last time.
OK, I'm.
This is a little bit sort of like in real life.
So I can.
It's going to be that tough, I bet it's kind of it's got
a little bit of a reason what do you lift with is it right you're back left
but yeah my shoulder
we touch mine we both died maybe we touch mine we both died I don't understand
that don't do it like all you die you fucking suck fuck you guys
I'm still in learning mode. You got scared away from peanut bottom bottom
guy pushed me out of the way something yeah sure you don't have to reverse
everything I'm just a hard-working man I'm not trying to steal anyone else's
stuff here okay I'm trying to take away from another hard-working team caller
man I am I hate everybody stay away from me are you doing is killing yourself are
you doing is killing yourself and me and maybe we're doing I want John you
got why do you drop the box he bumped into me John has forsaken us John had
for shaking all of my shit.
No one is actually inside.
I'm so certified, baby.
Oh.
Little bit of a bump.
Fuck you, John.
I mean, I'm baby, I'm baby.
That's mine, it's mine.
That one's mine.
I mean, fuck up.
It's a tiebreaker, tiebreaker.
John, get out of there, you bastard.
That's just gonna be easy that your box get taking these crap. Oh shit
I mean all you're doing is fucking both of my shit
You son of a bitch
I'm just working here
You did this to me
So first
Say something like oh, let's go get fetus
why why why why you why you why why are you
you're ugly you're stinky you're fat
this one's hard isn't there like a rhythm to this P
no that's when you see no there's no rhythm fuck you guys
fuck you guys I was gonna be kind I was gonna be caring I was gonna help you
learn
but I see I see now that all of you all of you
I don't think we're here then yeah but what I would destroy you
I get we have to smoke but you gotta smoke in your house.
That's the game.
That's tough.
You gotta kick damn boots off and let up that
mulberry light on your couch.
No one's better at smoking in his house than me.
Oh yeah, here we go now.
500 cigarettes.
Oh
Got a little experience smoking in my house, so I gotta leg up one you gentlemen
Oh
Look at that
You do it
Boys now when it's tough man now when it's tough. I couldn't be
You guys you guys had mentals that's not fair
Oh, no, oh shit, oh
No, oh, I'm sure that oven
Literally smoke in the competition here
That's it easy
I'm out of here, maybe.
I'm so lucky John.
You easy dude.
So easy John.
You love naturals.
I didn't even know how to all four of us completed.
No.
That was a fair.
Yeah, that was good.
I've never seen that before.
I still got zero points.
These guys are good boys.
These guys are good.
These guys are good.
Wait, you have zero points total?
No, no, I just got zero points from that even.
Oh, there's my favorite, there's my favorite.
There's my favorite, there's my favorite.
What are we talking about?
This one's kind of fun.
Maybe I'll be ready up. Yeah, I'm reading the fucking game because I never played this shit.
You're avoiding getting shot. It's pretty straightforward, you see it. Or you're shooting.
Oh, who's shooting? Is one of us shooting? Yeah, one every time. We all shoot twice.
This one doesn't need much explanation. You'll figure it out quick. It's easy.
All right, gentlemen, where's the shooter?
Oh, it's Johnny.
Okay.
Oh, we practically just walked there.
Oh, what a sweet treat.
I want you to look somewhere else, John.
Hey, boy.
Oh, he's shooting, shooting.
He's shooting, shooting, and shooting, and shooting.
So push him out for you, push him out for you.
No.
Nice shot, John.
I
Wonder if this points the points from this game are accumulated by how many people you shoot and it's not actually if you completed or not
Yeah, I don't know how you get points on some of these but I bet you
I'm completing it just takes place away from others and you get points based on how many people you should
Yeah, probably
You want to concentrate on the guys in front
No, you don't that's the ones in front. It's not actually matter. What's the crotch button?
Thank you. Oh
God oh
go go go
But not enough dude fuck
Can you get like a chilling blow with a headshot on one shot P. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah
Oh, really?
That wasn't too nice.
Oh nice.
Oh
What I was born for that
Yeah, a little better since I'd last session
I will give you all this election I do
Big shooter style, big shooter. Run, walker's edge, I baited him!
Nice shooting, nice shooting. Bad shooting, bad shooting, it's fucking horrible to be.
I tripped on the barrel
oh you got this he's already wounded
oh cheer on our murderer fucking be not fucking you got it yeah
No! Headshot! Headshot!
Alright, okay, we got two out of three. Two out of three. Not too bad, not too shabby.
Join us, the hunter. Alright, here we go.
Hold on, hold on.
Don't pick on me, bro. You're always on my pick.
How am I supposed to know which one you are and that all the state and personal life?
Put your ball, guys.
Big door, man.
How'd you do me?
I was the fucking matrix, baby! I was the fucking matrix!
Oh
Here we go, okay
Unlike the left side left side's kind of bullshit. Yeah, there's a rocky trip on near the middle
I
Rustro speaking here
Yeah, what's up a damn dude up cheering on our murderer
Fuck me!
Die immediately!
Don't leave me!
OOOH! You're done now, buddy! You're done now, pal!
Oh, you're done now, buddy! You are done now!
Oh, shit! Nice!
WOOOOOOH!
I'm sorry!
What?!
Oh, deeply.
I scratched his back with that bullet!
yeah that last one was close all right gentlemen good luck okay wait a minute
what I thought it was too hurt yeah shoot each damn you guys are moving
well now fucking a lie that's Peter that's got his face off like some 20,000
hour russ kid look at this guy
thank you man thank you yeah yeah oh dingle nice one boys nice one you got
me
I'd like to look up
John actually did that bullet for me
You're good man, Mr. Don you're good man
You saved the president
I
Can't see me here
Fuck you for the needle
I should have gotten you there.
Yeah, yeah, do easy, do easy, boy.
We are cooking.
We are hot.
Let's try this one.
Let's try this one.
First place, first place.
Damn, damn, damn, damn.
Not by much of that, by much.
This is a tight game.
This is a tight game.
Got to lock it.
You guys just wait any time.
Any time.
Oh, this is me.
This is boys.
This is us.
This is all I try here. This is all I try here
Is this like hot potato?
This game? Little hot potato action?
Kinda, yeah
Yeah, kinda, kinda
Except I'm gonna hold the hot potato until one second and then I'm gonna put it in your butt
Yeah, it's like an idea
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Fuckin'
Ooooo
This is my spot Pete.
You should not have done that.
Wait, you just tossed it anywhere?
Oh shit!
Yes!
Here we go, yes!
There it is!
Here it is, boy!
There it is, there it is boy.
Give it to Kenan ever.
Now you guys are fat.
I kid, boys like it.
I kid it.
You're waiting for me, fetus.
You guys shouldn't be worried about each other.
You should be worried about.
I tried. How I want you, Mr. BB. How I want you. You're not going to touch me. I think
I
Was gonna toss it back
Yeah, you want to grab it is like this taken before I grab and then throw it just let it kind of get you kind of I think
Or no you press left left. I ran towards you. Yeah. Yeah, you waited something like it was kind of dude
You're the explosive experts. You should know this. Mr. John, get out of here while you can, Mr. John.
We got a little party over here. I'll leave you. I'll leave you.
John's breakfast.
Ah, fuck, here we go again.
I
It's not fun to see that I'm just playing the game. No, we're not gonna beat them
Fuck you, you're doing you bastard fucking asshole
Yeah
Yeah, if you use like 200 points behind you guys, this is a tight game, I know you're
not.
Yeah, this one's not.
Where the fias is?
A fias is.
Yeah, fias is here.
Yeah, I'm behind you.
I'm gonna get smoked in that speed one though, that one's not my full game, man.
You won't bless shit.
Oh no!
Ah!
Oh no!
Nice, that was nice.
You know what it is?
We're this ready.
Oh no!
Oh no!
That's good, that's good.
That's good, that works.
Held on a little too long, boys.
What did you push left click?
Yeah, I think so.
What is it, right click? Is it right click?
There's nothing exactly.
I pushed the wrong button.
OOOOOOOH!
There it is! There it is!
There it is, boys!
I know what you're trying to do.
I know what you're trying to do.
Probably kill him before he killed me.
That's what I'm thinking of, baby.
That's what I was trying to do.
Fuck it in, boys.
Lock it in.
I'm looking alive.
Fuckin' hate this game.
Yeah, this one is hard, man.
Pino is too good at this.
No, he's just a sweat.
I thought I'd fucking hate this game.
Fuckin' hate this game.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
This anybody can wait this way. We're only like one probably like one third to the game
Like a little bit more than one third
Shabini
Do not offend this guy he does not like too much you present this game
This guy is not like what watching people eat. No very much. He's he's be careful
Oh shit, oh it was close enough
Oh shit, okay, you know I was just looking at the keys
damn
This guy
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Oh, oh!
Oh, Mr. John, you're a hungry boy.
You're a hungry boy.
You're a very hungry-
You're a hungry boy.
Mmm.
Look at that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
Oh
How's it close to boys
I'm finally I'm always dying to win this one man.
I still finished my piece.
I finished my piece.
I finished my piece.
I finished my piece.
I don't like this one, this one's kind of jazzy, oh yeah this one's weird, the one in the dark
right?
This is as he is for zesty
Here we go gentlemen lock in
You reclaim the throw miss if you're about to write down sasquatch
Does anyone actually found the syringe? I've never found it. Yeah, you have to find it. What's the gate?
I'm taking go
Do you need your flashlight on the whole time? No, no, the lights are gonna start off
Just like you walk by it to get it or how do you find your filing cabbage?
Okay, I
See I see I get it fuck you fetish
I'm not in the map you know you're in Mr. John and I'm about to be inside of you Mr.
John
Mr. Johnny boy
Mr. John
Wee-wee easy
The house is okay fine. I can see I can find them
It's gonna be in a corner
It was a good fight. Hey, where is he? I'm on the bottom
He's got to be on the top somewhere or something check the whole what the hell
Where was he? Don't worry about it. I found him. I found you got him
Yeah, I don't think you ejected me. I don't think you ejected me
You got a you got a stab me with your words
Well, I don't have the guy was a zombie. Yeah, you got punch. We got beat the shit out of Mrs.
I did I did I did
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and I'm going
to get out of here.
Hello, I cleaned the room.
Okay
Oh man, he's so bad. He's in the bathroom top right
I'm just being goofy. Oh you goofy gal your goofy gal. You are your goofy your goofy gal. I'm a goofy gal
Well, that sucks. I find this syringe. I can't find any of you guys GG. I
Hate myself
Oh
Thanks, I was just hanging around on the top like I was actually in the top right
Well, hi buddy
Well, don't fucking out me next time John. I'm gonna do it again. You do again
Disgusting disgusting
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh nice.
Damn it.
What a surprise!
I died in this fucking damn rounding in
Hey, how you doing?
John I do my job looking for looking for looking I'm looking for
look at where that's great you know you can't stream sniping game where it's just pitch black
you'd be surprised God yeah what what
I
12 cents or not my fiancee
Joe how did you do that? How did you have my attitude you're gonna kill my family don't kill my family
Three weeks till I medically retire from the military
Sorry boys, sorry baby. Sorry. I was taking a veteran for a service. Do you hate you hate veterans or something for your service?
I don't know he interrupted me while I was taking a veteran that's kind of weird. That's a little weird wasn't me
Are you saying you hate the veterans?
You guys just say it!
Hold on now.
I'm, as a Canadian, I always respect my veterans.
Oh yeah, I'm a Canadian.
Our veterans.
Hey, you guys just talk to us.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Well, I'd like you to talk to us.
I can...
Oh no!
What's pushing me?
Oh no.
Shoot first, shoot first.
Oh no.
Oh take that!
That's all the game?
Take that!
Take it.
Oh fuck
My team good work. This is how Peter gets by everyone. Are you proud? Yes, yes
Oh shit
This might be one of the best party games that play those
Fire it's fire
I'm lucky, John.
Back in the hall, John.
Back in the hall, damn you.
Oh.
Oh!
Yes!
Bye-bye, John.
Bye-bye!
I'm gonna stand a chance.
I'm getting off.
How can you damn I hate it?
Oh, no, no, listen, listen, listen!
RUN GON!
Nice, finally I one run round on that.
TARGET!
Oh, I should have come outside and pushed you to be me, fuck you!
Back in the hole, John!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Me? I knew nothing. I knew nothing.
I knew nothing.
Last place, Venus. Get the guy who you're competing against.
Try it. You're...
Or you get extra points by getting done. Good work.
You got extra points.
No, no, he's riding. He's riding.
I'm riding.
Yeah, he's riding. He's riding.
Shit, riding. Oh, yeah!
Oh, get out of here, get out of here, get out of here, get out of here.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm literally the man.
30,000 points in this game.
Come in all in a minute and a second.
Yeah, I can't remember a single round where we've even come close to beating Pinot
beating P note in this. Oh no.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Burn all the art. Burn all the art.
Burn all the art.
Dean Adderall in person. This is just
wait a second.
Yeah, this is what that focus field
will do for you.
Last gummy.
Okay, I'm going to play.
Wait.
I
Of course we might have a talk up here to bed
You would be mr. Phoenix don't joke mr. Phoenix
Mr.. Phoenix don't you tell you're not gonna choke on you
I'm choking. I'm choking. Are you going to choke me or should I now?
I'm like the Kim K. of choking right now.
Yeah!
Not even close.
Don't run, boys! Good! Run!
What the fuck?
Yeah, we do do it again right now.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Look at that.
Good luck, boys.
Oh, God, I fucked up. I pressed the wrong button!
Oh my god, I'm pressing all the wrong buttons.
Yeah, same, I got a back row too.
I got a back row too, oh fuck.
I'm dead, I'm so dead.
Oh fuck, oh yeah.
We saved each other, we saved each other.
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Yeah, I'm fucked dude, I can't even, I don't get fucked, I'm just pressing buttons at this point.
I forgot which button is where-
Yeah, yeah!
Wait, which one was it?
Alright, alright, alright!
Oh
Whoo
Is it one last one alive that's what a live way. Yeah
I'm gonna beat your ass at this one run it. I'm gonna beat your ass. We're winning. We're
winning. We're the winners.
Adderall to euthanize an elephant could not beat him. Oh, yeah, that game is insane
Oh, yeah, this is toughy. What's this?
This one's a toughy
God sucks
No, don't choose. Fuck all of you.
Fuck all of you. Fuck all of you.
Everyone wants to be that. Everyone wants to be that.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
You want to miss bitches?
You want to miss?
You all can get shot.
You all can get shot.
I'm in my fucking corner.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh!
He's just gonna stand and push me.
We're doing pretty good boy. We're doing pretty good.
We gotta go for the other guys. You got them. Pretty much.
You gotta be a team player. I'm a team player. I'm saying not a team player at all.
John? John? What? John, see us get out of here.
You watch me, see this, you watch me.
I see you run away.
I see you run away.
I see you.
I see you.
Ha, ha, ha.
Oh, wow, they not push you.
What?
Oh, oh, oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm zoning in.
No, I know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We always had that one voice.
The point is that only a few more days after.
I'm a cool guy. I'm a cool guy. I'm a cool guy. Don't target me guys.
I'm a cool guy. I'm a cool guy. Guys, it's my first time playing guys. My first time playing.
My first time. Be nice to the first timer.
be nice to the first armor.
Oh, what the fuck?
Odingo pushes you apparently.
Odingo, Odingo.
Odingo.
Oh no, over.
Oh, he died.
I think we got a tie there. Oh amazing incredible incredible technique mr.
Fierce incredible technique thank you thank you sir you as well I've been
studying study this bitch
Oh, no, why did everyone throw it at mine at the same time everyone was dead
For the record, I don't feel a single one of you John. Yeah
You want this shit John? Yeah, come here. I'll throw my fucking you want this shit John?
I like that bitch. Oh, I like that was she
Oh my god, he caught that shit. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
OK!
Randy Moss!
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK, OK.
OK.
Oh God.
Oh God.
OK.
OK.
OK.
I'm trying, boys, I'm trying!
OK.
Trying to give us a chance.
OK, OK!
Oh, you want some inch, Bunchy?
You want some inch, you want some inch, huh?
You want some inch, motherfucker?
You want some inch?
I go all day, bitch!
Boy, I go all day!
I'd go all day!
That makes two of us.
I'm just latching here right now, Kee.
How are you? Are you latching?
How latching are you now?
How latching are you now, huh?
How latching are you now?
Oh, see that?
Oh, this is the longest game of this ever.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yes!
Oh, man!
That's too easy too easy.
Another 8000 points.
Good work boy.
Good work.
Good work.
Good work.
What a twist.
You're not one.
What a twist.
You're not one.
Well, that's what he did.
He was too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Okay this is the one I had no clue what I was doing last time.
Remember?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm dead.
No, that's not my strength, dude.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Glob, thank you, brother.
Thank you, my good man, good man.
Thank you, my brother.
I don't remember. First, first
dick in the in submitted.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I did it.
Somebody forgot the bottom right
cube. The bottom right. Yeah,
I didn't see that one. I didn't
either. That's why we're both
in the in the group. I just
Yeah, I didn't circumcise mine. That was a problem. Can I fix it? Can I fix it?
Yeah, you said on the right side, you said on the right side.
Did you get it? Did you get it?
I think so, I think so, I think so.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh man.
We're both gonna have another one.
Clear.
I think I screwed this one up. I don't know if I got this wide. I
Was it looking I wasn't I forgot to look at the beginning. Oh
No, no, I think I've got at least at the long time. Oh, you're good. I'm dead
Don't work team good work the last one up. Yeah, I could get without fire boys
I
Well
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's it we're still carving. Yeah, that's it over there on the right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for sure
That's not it. Yep. Let's try this one. That's the one that's the one
Surely you got it
Oh, whoo, that's you and me, Mr.
Hibibi, just you and me.
Back old memories.
God, submit submit.
This is very easy game.
Who is he even?
I don't know, right?
Something to say to you.
I don't mean to be easy.
Oh
Wait, oh wait, oh, I can't remember the last one
too easy
I think
I do
Oh my god, I was over here. You weren't missing that one. I was out. Oh my god
Hey, don't look over at me. I'm GD. I'm GD. I'm GD. I'm GD.
Don't cheat. Don't cheat.
By your arm factory. What is this one P?
It's where you build a gun and then you join Al-Qaeda.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Al-Qaeda simulator.
Mm-hmm.
Which should have towers.
It's like we're like we just shoot each other guns. Yeah, yeah
Set of planes bullets
We have a release it all
Yeah, what? Do we just kill each other?
This trade?
I'm just going to take my time.
There's no way I'll be beaten.
My fee is just one my debon. Are you serious?
He's not a win my debon.
Pacifist.
It's the hard working blue collar man trying to keep my head down.
What the hell? I don't even know where this piece is.
There's not even one of these pieces on our side.
This is look has got ripped off
Maybe don't you go back there guys every on the fucking wall
second place first time gamer
first time gamer
first time gamer
video games
very halal
we should see if this is haram
come on man
especially mr john the most haram
am i am i halal or am i haram
I'm gonna lose every single role in this game immediately
Watch! Go real high!
Oh, you just gotta follow the arrows?
Yeah, yeah
It goes really fast
I have a 9 to 5
That'll happen, that'll happen
Okay, dude
Okay, dude, this is fucking shit
I can't do this, guys
What's that? War game?
The one where you're dropping bombs on aliens and shit.
God damn, God damn.
Yeah, yeah.
Are there performance enhancing drugs going on here?
I'm smoking.
The medical doctor will ask me, limbless lesbian loser.
This guy's game's like I bang his dad.
I think that game or plays like a soggy noodle. I'd rather shove a cat
Am I a lesbian number two? Who's shunning a cock to shove their ass?
We are my the lesbian loser. Do I get to shove the hell is this me a cock to shove my ass with which one is wait?
What was he saying? What do you say? What does this mean? I?
Get you both
He's everybody taking man. Yeah, yeah
I've always wanted to be a lesbian. Oh
My god, that's like top five on my bucket list. Oh my god, dude
There's actually fired. That's actually fire. Honestly. Oh my god
He's like he needs that I need that word I need that word
I
Should we go I should we go place maybe some bungex we guys stick
Yeah
We have four
Um
Miss you she's still here. Yeah, she's still here. Yeah, we probably should splat
Mormons are complete ass. Yeah, I've been told I've been told what if we do I don't have I don't have the labyrinth
I don't have the icebreaker. None of those. I like I'm still doing those new new boy things. Yeah, I got y'all take me
I'm a professional
I'm a professional
You're a professional man.
Oh, professional peed, I got you.
You're a hit me, Pete.
I'm gonna take you to France, and I'm gonna cheat you.
I'm gonna cheat you nicely.
I'm gonna love you forever.
You're getting some wine.
Anything you want, you'll have every desire I will acquire.
Red, French wine.
Dude, I'm hot.
This is so hot.
I love hooking rock hard.
It's not for you, John.
I'm just a cock.
I'm just a cock.
Let me enjoy this.
No, Tarkov.
No Tarkov. Oh some guy said no Tarkov while you wait hold on we could do wait
What if I just do a quick pull there's either Tarkov right now or one more party game and I do have I just
Check this party game out. It's called unicycle together
Or we can follow on this
Well, no, we check this out real quick. Go off the check this out
I was me and me and Habibi are gonna be gaming and I don't really put a mr.
Fias line so it might be me Habibi fetus and John and Jinzy that's with you guys
but maybe we play a game where all five of us can play together before we go and
that would be 1v1 v1 v1 v1 super battle golf but we can do great man yeah I'm
Yeah, I should be able to pull it was you at the bugger's right the ball read the
Anything happy to happy be here
If I can just throw out water park simulator that look like a lot of water park simulator was that yeah, look like a
Just like you mind run a water park
Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. It's funny. I saw gimmick and lemon play
They look like they were having a fucking blast
Is it five players though? I don't know if that's a question. Yeah, I don't know
I'm checking right now. And what super battle golf?
I'm doing a poll for one minute party one more party game or talk up back
Pull is already active. Wait, what did the polls say? Oh, okay. Oh, all right. Pull is already active guys
Oh god, it's only like 20 seconds. I thought it
nice boys already active do I got a ton more talk off or more party games in the
two-on-chest weeks I'm in love with that game man I am so happy to see it view
bot you think you're sitting in bits oh you think you're sitting bitch you think
you're sitting you think your consciousness think you have a soul
you bought hmm okay it's okay so the pool said to play another party game
So I should we play 1v1 v1 v1 v1 v1
Super battle go for we play
Waterpark and then we go to Tarkov
Waterpark's four players. Yeah, we can drag Genji and she's gone. I
Saw her in the discord no longer. I saw her second ago
I was going I was well I looked over to drag her and then she was good. Yeah. He come back
Wait, hold on, but it's party game more than four players. I mean
Water, water or now go side. Oh
Bar after bar is a multiplayer game where five friends drive to the top of a mountain each in their own car
If you dare you that we make sure again, we're like five like co-workers instead could drive the top of the mountain in their own car
acquaintances
I have animosity toward
particular people who slightly hate each other but don't admit it drive to the top of the mountains
that's a game we can play that's the one it's called bar after bar uh six bucks well canadian so
probably four bucks you know i'll discuss that's two tunis or four loonies
no that's two tunis or four loonies
off. Wait, Pena, did you see the game that I sent you? Two tunies or one Looney. He's
updating. And then he's buffering. And then the guy owes you one Looney. Dad, he's
in debt to you. What does half a Looney? Then you would still, you half a Looney.
I think I would rather suck off a homeless guy till completion than play four man
Tarkov, Genji. Is it that bad, you know? It's horrible. It's half the time we're
Just like
My game you play as the bartender mixing drinks for your friends each drink has a different drunk effect
Some of them are deadly after you mix the drink just I'm gonna grow it in a friend
And then the game transforms from a bartending game to a drunk driver
The climb to the top is a challenge on its own, but throw in a drunk effect and it becomes
almost impossible to navigate.
There also might be some boss fights that you'll need to complete to reach the top.
If you and your friends would enjoy my game, drop a wishlist.
I didn't even look at the price. I'm sorry shit. I should do it. So I was kind of like that. Yeah
So I'm just like shit. Whatever you guys decide. Oh wait, hold on wait drunk driving simulator or
Or that's okay. You're down. You're down. It's a great idea. It's not that big
Like the alpha was a lot hold on wait
Hold on
Okay, hold on. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay, so this only let's just go the options. We got to get into a game
We either got
Dolphins we got
Tiger Woods in the car and
We got we got three. What's the third do we have a third one? No, that's it
Okay, we could play around a golf over deciding quick and easy
Let's do
What's move or die? I don't know
Everybody's saying big boss, but dude, I'm telling you I think big one is an off-stream game
And it's a lot. I used a really fun game, but it's like comic plays the person
Let's do let's do bar after bar. Let's do that
Cool. Yeah, I got it down a little bit. We'll be okay. That's tear down looks real good. By the way, let's tear down
The game you're looking at, I thought I said you.
What did you just talk about?
Tear down?
Yeah, the game that I said to you.
Tear down?
Yeah.
Tear down?
It's multiplayer up to 12 players.
Uh...
There's a place to play any game.
There's a place to play any game.
You gotta blow it up. You gotta blow everything up.
Yeah, but imagine blowing anything up.
Everything up.
I'm down with either of those that you guys can't cool. Yeah, it's there after bar
Whatever you guys want to I vote bar after bar this is a game that you have to invest a little bit more than just like 30 minutes
until yeah
After or
I'm good at drinking, are you good at drinking?
I'm good at drinking, I'm good at drinking.
I'm actually on my fourth voodoo when I messed up.
Oh, congratulations, congratulations, good.
Okay, all right.
Oh God, this looks insane.
All right, I'm up for this.
So bar after bar, this is the one?
Bar after bar, I got-
W, I've got, I'm getting it right now.
I just saw it, I just saw it, okay.
Mm, mm.
Mm.
I
Why not war dogs, okay, I can't tell this plan if it's a great way or this is another stupid person
Guys is that a stupid person is that range bait because if I might make fun of them and it's range bait that I lose
Is that range bait or is he stupid?
Stupid stupid person stupid is stupid
stupid yeah you're stupid you're stupid i got ya got got ya thanks guys thanks boys thanks guys
this is so bad dude you either listen to their music or you can't listen to anything what you mean
like there's no music volume sensitivity only volume
what does that mean? You can just play music on your computer, can't you?
No, basically if you want to mute the game in the music, if you want to mute the music
in the game you have to mute the entire game.
I guess it's poor loonies, so what do you expect? Two toonies?
I'm ready to go for Gora.
I gotta go to my settings.
Well, I need to say it.
I hate the games that do full screen. It doesn't pick up my, my tablet card.
Oh, there we go.
Okay
Okay
Oh, yeah, there is only one volume button
I'm sending you guys invites. Oh, I'll see you. Oh shit. We're friends. Okay. Okay. Okay. He's not playing friendship
all the people I said one to hit baby I don't see anyone else and the invite
system is horrible it's aimed this is a nice I'm using shit have that we use
as well yeah oh my feet search a person you go there you go sir oh no this
game is fucked up I forgot wait is this wait is this how many people can put
It's five. It's five. It's five. It's five. I think it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Let me get Gigi. There we go.
Perfect.
Super.
Super.
I
Can't even see this we got a dive all day before you start again. Don't look at me
I'm ready. I'm playing with yourself P
Put your PC water
Set the content you want
Does it come to you want your shake freak?
I don't understand
Chris Alton, sir, maybe
It's literally cut off some of my screen for some reason and I've changed like the window mode
Window mode
Where's fetus
He does he does
He's in a wind tunnel
No, I don't shoot in the game
I took your invite from the message, so
Did you get your monitor or are you looking at the game again?
I'm telling you, my screen is really broken.
I don't know what it is, but here it is. Share my screen.
It is? Where are you?
Yeah, you see me? I mean, look at my screen, Pete. I'm in the game.
With us?
I don't see you guys, but I've taken your invite twice.
Do you think I have to do that shit on the screen?
You letting me know that the game is open?
So will you just let me know?
Thank you. Thank you so much.
My game has cut off.
Thank you. Okay. Um, all right. Okay. Let me see. Okay. I got that again. Let me try
and take the invite when I'm in the game this time. Maybe that'll help. I sent you an invite
to maybe. Yeah. That sounds like it might help. That's a great idea. It's good taken. You're
smart. You're smart guy. You can take the auto launch. You're smart guy. You're smart
guy wait wait wait the game had to be open for you to play it what no you know
wait a second we're right this down wait someone write this down hold on
wait wait wait a second that's got to be new technology
I'm not gonna say that no that's I there's already an AI video of me fucking gimmick
on the internet. I'm not saying those exact words because that will be used for a second
video. Congratulations, Galen! Congratulations on your anniversary!
They said the leaf on this. There's no... I don't even know where that is. You guys
the one to set that to me. I'd rather not. If we're feeling out the room, if we're taking
boats, I won't do that. I don't know if we're feeling out the room though. The size?
head and sauce.
Oh, did you fix your game?
Yeah, it's fixed now.
Okay, I'm gonna show you another invite.
Let's get on in there, gang.
It's kinda starting to do stuff.
So what do we do?
We just drink alcohol and drive a car to mountain.
See, then we hop on and start playing the game.
A dream.
Amazing.
The McQueen Yop was your-
It's a song called Amazing-
Uh, what's her name?
What's her name?
Oh, I forgot to say title.
I forgot to say title.
I forgot to say title.
I forgot to say title.
No, no, give me a second.
Here.
I got to say title.
I got to say title.
Amazing.
Oh, god.
Oh.
What's this one called again?
Bar after bar.
Amazing, Jessica.
Right?
Amazing Liberty?
Is that the name of the song?
Amazing Liberty?
No, it's not.
It's amazing grace how sweet the sound
Love this song. Thank you
Thanks guys
Spotify
I just shot the ready bottle
You're ready to the ready bottle
Well, I'm good to go guys ready up peanut just lost three hundred and forty thousand viewers. Oh shit. I just kicked someone
I went to click back on the game, and I saw I think so when I shot him
We all died in place I
Was close I was cheese my stream titles, and then I clicked I clicked on back on the game
It just happened to shoot you the thing
Are you back in yes, please do not shoot me now
Not
Thank you, buddy
Yeah, this one's for Dolly Parton
Right here
Who's not ready to
Shoot the shoot the bottle on the left side guys. Uh, baby. Are you ready to up? Oh?
John are you ready to fuck and ready to buy now? There's two. Okay, Phoenix. Are you ready to up? Yeah?
Yeah, all right. Okay. All right
Everybody
What's this third drink? I'll see you guys later. I'll make it to fuzzy naval
Oh, sorry
Oh
I had a driving sound supplied with everything else. Oh shit, and the guy talking is ridiculously loud
Yeah, how do you use your power? I'm done easy
Hey, one through four. Okay. All right. God. I'm a geese eat
Like that, bitch
Oh, God damn you!
Oh, God damn you!
Wait, go see this, go!
Wait, oh my God, wait!
It's like everyday thing.
Move out of the way!
John...
Move out of the way!
Yeah, yeah.
Move out of the way!
Come on buddy, come on buddy.
Move out of the way!
Yeah, yeah.
Wait
You can record your own honking
Okay, all right
I have not made a lot of progress. I have
I have not made a ton of progress. I won't lie
I think I'm gonna stick for it.
Mmhmm, bad diet?
Look at recipes.
Eventually, I'll get out there.
Eventually, eventually.
Get the fuck out of the way!
Dude, okay, guys, I suck at this game.
I suck at this game.
This is horrible.
This is the worst part.
I don't know what we're doing. Keep playing it. This is horrible
I'm so at the fucking start
Get the fuck out of the way
And lucky boys lucky
We gotta get better drink.
So, it's okay.
Who's car is that?
Alright, apple juice.
Getting me a BB?
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I got a bomb.
I got a BB with the bombs.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, whoa!
Whoa!
Hold on, wait a second.
Oh, wow.
Jinzy!
No!
Fuck!
I do not understand this drink thing, man.
I
Don't know what we're trying to do here
Dude, I was up there with you guys and Habibi bombed me all night. I hate this game
That was a mistake. That was a mistake. I hate this game. I don't think so
I just made an amazing drink. Oh, oh, wait. Oh, okay
oh here comes jickey here comes jickey oh shit are you still over here no no
get the fuck out of the way how are you all over here you're over here too dumbass
yeah yes but I made it up and then a baby bombed me off the side of the
Oh shucker
Trying something new today, huh daring are we even though daring today are we
It's like a big bomb
Oh, thank you.
Get the fuck out of the way!
Oh, who's fucking me? Who's fucking me right now?
I can't even see you.
Hey, what's this?
Wait.
You're hiding for a squirtin'!
Hey, you see him over there? What does it look like?
I
I
Stop we gotta stop we gotta stop why my car different
I moved off. Hey, do we go this way?
Oh
No, please oh oh my god. Oh
That's how you get you should be irons. I don't have anything. Oh wait. Yeah, I do
deal. So somebody's doing. I don't know. I'm still moving. I'm still moving. Who's
up front? We got here. What's what is happening to me? Get the fuck out. What the fuck's going
Oh
Yeah, here we go
Here we go our restaurant button
Game is rigged. Oh, yeah, here we go. Here we go. All right
We go again
My car's different with the hell
Yeah, these drinks kind of fuck you up and change your coat.
I've got I've got a listed for that 450 brother.
Excuse me.
That's right.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
You heard me.
Good question.
Go.
Where's the next checkpoint?
You guys gone there yet?
No, I have gone.
And then we were competing.
Why didn't it bring you?
Why didn't it bring us to the checkpoint?
Oh, dude.
And then we were competing why did it bring you right? I bring us to check for oh, dude. Oh my dude
No, I thought we're competing to oh my God says
Help you
Every star
What you heard first grade
No!
Alright, I've got to go to now.
Oh no!
Alright.
Okay then, alright.
Okay.
Okay.
No way I actually have the fucking right to start.
You're hurting my shirt!
You just got hit by a bomb.
You might want to be a little more careful.
You have no help.
I would love to now please bring me to the next one.
You can fuck right off. Oh, okay. Bring me. Do you know hit me off after restart?
No, I hit myself off right after.
No, that's where I am. I'm all the way at the bottom. This is the UF is hard to respond. Oh
That was pretty easy. Oh, yeah
This is this is tedious. This is the easiest game. This would be a safe way like every two seconds
Sorry, Gingy. I'm in a bit of a hurry here. I'm late for work.
Gingy!
Gingy!
Oh, Gingy, please!
Oh, cook it up, cook it up!
Oh, cook it up!
Oh, cook it up!
Oh, girl!
For that 150 long dick style!
Here, go ahead. Go ahead, Gingy.
I'm gonna turn around.
Oh.
Oh, no. I got high tires.
They're small.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay, I'm greedy long I'm long I'm long
Okay
Yes!
You're hurting very much, Curtin.
You guys want some help? Why are you guys, why are you pushing us up?
I don't know, just some random guy up there kicks your car off, I don't know.
You guys want some help or what?
No, fuck you, baby. I'm an agent-pandit woman.
Why don't you say please?
I'm an agent-pandit woman.
No!
Fuck you.
No, no, it's damn it!
you know what what's this right this I got my room at this buddy right this yeah
I'm ready ready wait there's nitrous there is but it's just a bottle of
nitrous oh there is she's how far are you guys
The four are.
The evidence.
I think it's so...
I think it's so...
I think it's so...
I got like micro-machines.
It might be kind of good.
Oh no!
Always show the nitrous!
Oh god!
I told you I was gonna lose that.
Get out of the way!
Holy fuck!
I'm on a mission!
I'm on a business
Well, maybe just waiting and gonna just sabotage all of us. Yeah, that's actually I didn't do that
I just want you
Which one's the night just like me?
No, I have like a bottle of night fish
Oh
I've lived it for a month and I don't care if you're an animus with ease.
Thanks for the recommendation of Voodoo.
Absolutely.
What?
Fucked.
R and they should sponsor you.
Oh.
It's a phone call.
Ate time!
Ate time!
This is the best stick in the west.
But you have to be drunk to go through that guy?
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta catch a buzz.
How do you catch a buzz?
You gotta have a drink, man.
You're an expert at this game.
Okay.
All right.
I gotta...
or shot this my last one
I'm sorry
you know I know that
wait I had a margarita but it didn't
put in my thing what the hell
did we just get a margarita
where did it go
ok hit by the cannon
No! Don't!
I'm going to be please hit the fucking button.
No point.
Please.
Alright, fuck yeah.
Please just hit the button.
Please just hit the button.
Ah, man.
Please.
Please just hit the button.
Please just hit the button.
I'm hit the button.
I- I'm going to be hit the button.
You almost made it.
I'm going to be hit the button.
I made it the first two times but you blew me up.
I'm going to be please- please hit the button.
I don't understand what you're doing.
Alright listen the aliens are coming.
Oh thank god.
Thank god.
Oh, I didn't want to need proper more of my life.
Oh my God.
Put it in my ass.
Oh, they're good, dude.
OK, I'm in the middle of a mountain.
Baby, enough of the explosives.
OK, got one back.
Get a hurry, Frank Squirtin.
OK, oh, no.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh god, Tiger Woods feel me, holy crap.
Oh my god, okay, John!
John!
John, you're hurtin' for a squirtin'.
You're hurtin' for a squirtin'.
The fuck you mean, let's get outta here.
Put shoes in that box.
We need to get a better Tiger Woods.
What's better, Tiger's story?
Get out of here, you squirtin'!
Get away from me!
New horn alert! New horn alert!
New horn, I see.
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
I don't have any wheels!
You just fuck up there, mate.
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
We're still going!
We're still going!
Okay, now we're back.
What's a good strawberry gackery?
What is that?
Is it a strawberry?
A little bit of a gackery?
Little chub chub, little chub chub.
each one of them
after you are going to 100%
get away from the bomb
and now none of us got nothing
see if we can sabotage each other
we can probably make it out the thing
get away from the bomb
come on Fias you got this
I'm trying dude I'm stuck
okay there we go there we go
okay I'm up I'm up I'm up
get away from the bomb
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm glad there was a lot of you at this, Jerry.
I'm glad there was a lot of you at this, Jerry.
Wait, that's Peanut, what's his name?
A-B-B.
God damn it, Peanut!
Yeah, you're the reason for being a fucking wanker.
See, he's lost her.
He's trying to sabotage me.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He's trying to sabotage me. He's hurting the guys. You guys think it's me being a dick
Oh shit, you just knocked me down. Oh you gotta be up there
Oh, yeah
You guys still gotta go. I think you gotta go hold on fetus. Hold on
Awesome powers. Yep. Yep. 400 points. You got liquor
I'm at the next bar you guys let me know when you go up. Don't go too far forward unless you're drunk
What oh my god
I think I'm just stuck because um I hit you by accident
I'm almost through I'm another drink for a sip
Don't you worry I will come down there and hit you right off the edge
I'm almost oh
My gosh
Oh
100% going to touch the ball
oh yeah you're almost halfway up you don't touch
oh god oh god you got to get oh
nice good shit okay i'm through oh no i definitely hit the bomb too get 100
percent hit it god damn it oh shit
oh my god you were the first place was really so hard to get up there
Okay, I get it now.
I kinda like this guy.
How do you do the bomb up here?
Uh, okay, so when you go over that bit where it says there's a bomb,
make sure you slam on the brakes the second you go over the hump.
Wait, it doesn't say there's a bomb.
There's a bomb on the other side of it though.
100%, I just hit it and it locked me off.
Is that just-
Reverse psychology, Pete.
Wait, what?
I just go-
What?
as soon as you go over that home slam on the brakes it's all right once I'm fully
over it you bet it's go over the climb over and slam on the brakes this is
extremely there's no Bob liar I literally just hit it yeah liar liar
pants on fire no no no no I get it you jump I'm coming I swear that was my
You better not come!
You better not come!
You better not come!
I'm still on tires.
Oh fuck.
What the hell is going on?
Oh, I'm knocking.
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
I am a woman driver.
Why did you put me in this game?
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I do that again
Women women are equal drivers
My safe
Oh my god.
Woo!
Woo!
Close one.
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
Um.
Wait are you a woman?
Wait John what are you doing up here?
I'm hanging out making a drink.
I don't know.
How do you drink them?
Give a decision.
Oh fuck me guys.
Oh god damn it.
Pig two.
Ingredients.
Oh!
Blue.
And red and red and red life.
And cherry.
Cherry
Professional driver did I win you got a point
I win wait whiskey 35% was whiskey at
This whiskey with the ball part again, um
Um, wait, beer, 50% is white, 50% is lemon juice, 10%
And this person said, I mean, mug, they're one year old child
She dead, she dead
Wait, is that her?
She dead, it's my three year old top self
There's no three year old too
Whiskey, oh, there it is
Three unbecoming of you, Genji
I can't choose you any other time, I can't choose you any day
You guys want me to just bring you up?
There's bubbles everywhere
Now, how do I do that?
Oh, you don't have to bring me up
You don't have to bring me up, I'm here
I will be the, I'll be the welcome up
Don't, don't be a fucking, don't be a fucking guy
Why you a fucking guy for it?
Oh, I'm a guy
Huh? Why you guys?
Who the fuck is a guy?
He's gotta go
Now he's gotta die
No!
Why?
Why?
Who the fuck is a guy?
Fuck my car, this is our baby car, Serene
Oh, it's you
What are you guys doing here?
Uh, where is your bike? I don't see it, I don't see the bike.
Uh, it's gotta be one that says press-e- press-e- to bring your friends or-
Personally fuck this giant guy!
Hehehehe, fuck me.
I'll do it! Oh, sorry, mom.
You coming with me, bitch?
Shit, no!
No!
Oh, thank you.
What?
You're gonna say it again.
Hey, what?
No.
I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm a cool guy. Like Paw Patrol. See you later, alligator.
You're going to beat my shit. Move out of the fucking way.
I
There we go do what I like you hardly
Hey, let me work it's good city slow it's daddy
Let's see what you think.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh, it's so dumb.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I can't do one, Mr. John.
Wait, wait, this is you?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck my body.
Oh, fuck my body.
How do we get up here? How do we get up here?
Oh, fuck my body.
Put beans in my ass.
Put beans in my ass!
P hät, you better move over or I'll fucking die!
P hät, you better move over or I'll fucking die!
I'll lower the umbrella, b Lewis!
I'll lower the umbrella!
And I got knocked back to the very side!
Wait, I don't need to go back!
Should we flip you over? Can we flip you over?
I can't even see for five seconds.
There's a short guy who can move with me over.
I'm a lord, I'm a bunt!
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
Thank you, help me please.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm down below you hippie, I'm down below you hippie-op.
Wait.
He's got a ramy.
Ramy good.
I'm gonna call him.
I'm a lord, I'm a bunt!
Are you ready? Ready?
I hear you guys.
I'm gonna ramy so fucking good!
a lord about a bunch
a lord about a bunch
yeah that's what I just did
that helps a lot
I was like right at the very beginning of the track
John Rammie
I'm gonna kill
a lord about a bunch
let me help
hey you did it
a lord about a bunch
alright let's ride
I'm fucking getting on your wheels
your wheels
do we do you don't we we go we got a ramp we got a ramp in for the left side
Do not come. I'm gonna come. Do not come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I've gone off.
We're a pioneer!
John, wanna break your ass?
Me, me, me, me, man.
I know you said that you weren't running a camel toe service,
but it's my warm birthday tonight.
I wish Mr. Wiggy's a happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
Happy-
that I'm gonna come I'm gonna come I'm
invisible oh shit I'm gonna come if
Somebody plus the next shape, please.
They all ahead of us by a lot.
I don't think we're up.
Oh my god, I just restarted the entire thing, Peanut.
You're in first.
Do not.
Are you serious?
Are you serious right now?
I'm in first.
You're in first.
I'm going to go.
I'm at the start.
I just responded.
They're all still there.
Wait.
What do you guys do at the start?
Try to catch up, folks.
I can't see anything.
I got nitro, I got nitro, I got nitro.
Okay, this'll be good question.
Watch out, the security guard kicks your peanut.
Got it, got it, got it. I'll get drunk first.
Fuck.
Yeah, drunk and silly won't kick.
I can't see anything. What the fuck?
I'm gonna go.
Oh, are you?
Damn, boy, you're making my good man James.
Damn, boy, you're making my good man James.
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, Mootos, cross this, amigo!
You know, if you're not sabotaged, my efforts...
Oh, I gotta jump this I see. Okay. Wow. This is kind of tricky.
Hey, okay, I'm a tiny car.
Oh, sh-
Oh, Mojo's got a shishimido!
He's got a big heart.
Hmm.
Alright, I got the nitro. I got the nitro. Here we go.
Oh, Sergeant D, go ahead, man.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, Mojo's got a shishimido!
What the hell is that?!
You still haven't made the jump?
WHAAAAAT?!
Oh, Muto's cautious, Amigo!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Hit it, Beatrice, hit it, hit it!
How the fuck did he go?
Oh, he hit it, alright.
I'm back at the literal start!
Uh, press R, B, it'll catch you up.
Beatrice, don't be embarrassed about me.
Should I go check one?
All beginners, we are little practice.
Fuck you, old man!
That's the, uh...
Did the old guy fucking kick you, too?
How do you...?
you got a drink to go past the security guards I think how many times do I
continue this glass at all man you're beer at yourself give a break you got a
really different how we got to do the work until just you hold alert do what
I might want to back up to you or to learn where to learn can't you can't do
it from there get a big speed for this just like hop off the edge and try
Yeah, it's here you can just drive around all right. I'm going
I can't even yeah, I can't even see my screen completely cuz
I'm
oh oh god how did you make this jump
oh god oh god
good luck
how many times do i can teach this
black and old man
my car how many times do i can teach this
black and old man
I did it I did it I saved everybody. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it
The key plus key plus toward you. Yeah
Come on everyone thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Come on us, come on us.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I lock it in, boys, lock it in.
What the fuck is this, a boss?
I don't know.
Oh, it is, it is, oh, it's lockin', lockin'.
Come on, he's coming after you.
Oh, God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Follow me once quick, quick.
Go.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck's wrong with that guy?
Where's the bonchat?
Where's the bonchat?
Shit.
What are you doing here, P?
He's on the inner cycle.
I'm just really going from here.
I think we're going backward.
I think we're going backward.
I think we're going backward.
I think we're going that way.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you!
Nice, nice driving.
Oh, shoot.
Thanks, thanks.
Get out of the left lane, Quiddilbaugh!
You whittled it, you whittled it.
Okay, that's not cool.
Get out of the left lane, Quiddilbaugh!
Oh, shit!
We gotta get this guy
We made any progress on this bond though, I don't even know what to do on this guy
You told me the bomb with the giant arrow pointed towards it is where we're supposed
to go?
No.
No, you got to be, you got to be making stuff up, you crazy guy.
You have a bomb?
You say I do have a bomb?
Oh wait.
I've got a bomb!
Oh, we got a bomb.
You must have got a little bit of a bomb.
Yeah, that's what I think, too.
You got a little bit of these platforms.
All right, I got this one, guys.
I got none of them because he's about to skull-fuck me.
You got him!
Oh, we got a bomb?
I got one bomb?
Get out of the last place, grandma!
I don't know how to do that, a bomb at him?
You need three more?
I got him.
I need two bombs.
Somebody should put you in a box!
Slow down, the favorite grandma!
Yeah, that's my friend.
Somebody should put you in a punch boat down the river grandma
I got another one
Oh guys
I don't know if he's one, do he's one or no?
I'm about to grab one.
Going my last friend get a middle, okay?
I'm just kidding, where the fuck did you come from?
I'm gonna miss you!
We'll be there in time!
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
Oh, it's coming there!
That's a good one!
I'm gonna lose you!
I'm gonna lose you!
I'm gonna lose you!
I'm gonna lose you!
Woo!
The real boss is still waiting for you.
The real boss? Was that not the real boss?
Should we go first?
Should it be a Vodge?
I'm gonna piss on you!
Oh shit!
I'm gonna piss on you!
Nice checkpoint, nice checkpoint.
Oh, you're gonna make me fart!
Oh, you're gonna make me fart?
You're gonna make me fart?
Oh, you're gonna make me fart?
You are alert. You are alert.
Guys, will you guys not push me around? Oh, you're gonna make me fart?
I even do this is stupid. I'm just trying to make myself a nice cool treat here
Yeah, ginger ale that you can actually make I can't even read the third degree because I'm
Got me. I can't read anything. I can't read anything
I'm headed to the next spot
I'm getting good at the driving. I've been a professional at this since my uncle showed
me how to get a DUI. Oh, shit. That's professional. That's unfair. He's trying to control the
holidays for months. This part's tricky. My big spoiler. What is big spoiler? Wait, there's
a big spoiler this way. I'm going to get the next checkpoint, guys. I don't know. I'm
I'm gonna go to the spoiler of the issues going on.
Yeah.
Got it.
What's this big spoiler?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It was a big spoiler.
Yeah.
Okay.
You got that one on the head.
It was just a car with a big spoiler.
That's awesome.
Nice.
I figured.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's very clever.
Very clever.
What's happening?
Don't you gonna make me fart?
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
I'm locked in so hard right now.
It's awesome.
Don't you gonna make me fart?
HAHAHAHA
All the people in the party fight.
You recommended us to get this game to fall in under and seen it before.
You're not a Christian, you can't even block a crowd.
I'm gonna make my GI's latest jumps.
Lock it in, boys!
Lock it in!
How we get up there?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh, I think you go up the way, Peanut.
Come here, ram into me, and I think it shoots you up there.
All right, ready?
All right, ready?
You hit me, racist.
Damn!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Unfortunately, man.
Hey, stay right there.
How do I hit myself?
How do I hit myself?
Man, guys, how do you... Hold on.
guys I'm gonna bother you boys show up there we think
How do you get up there?
What if I don't have a bomb on me?
I got a bomb, I got a bomb
Oh, you're gonna make me fart?
Oh, you're gonna make me fart?
fucking park
did you hear you up here?
no I'm sorry
howl for daddy
you don't need to do it
I'm literally, I'm at the rock
right here
do horny alert, do horny alert
no now we open up the park where we need to go
howl for daddy
you
I
Fly right now
We need the spoiler
We need to go get that spoiler
No, the map just doesn't render
I see okay, I see I think it's on purpose
It's a success. Yeah, can I get one of you guys to frame me real quick? Wait what? Okay. Oh, yeah, now I see okay. Hold on
Is it supposed to be like this?
I mean is it supposed to be like this because I can't see anything right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think
I think it's a little lucky.
Make it right.
Wait, wait, right? Are you guys ready?
Howl for daddy.
No, stop right.
We'll see if it ain't.
Alright?
Alright?
Yep, yep, yep.
Alright, left, left, left, left. Hard left, hard left.
Howl for daddy.
What?
Alright, don't shoot.
Howl for daddy.
Give me some comms, give me some comms. Where am I going?
Alright, make it right. Right, right, hard right.
Straight out.
Good coms, good coms.
Oh my god.
Oh, the ice shell is supposed to go on the ice team.
This is easy peasy watch this boys
Watch to load boys watch to load
This is how you do it
Is that how you do this boys?
Is that how you do this?
Keep going a little bit
Oh, right?
Is that how you do this boys?
Is it right again?
Yeah yeah yeah
Hey shit boys
Oh, that's the one more
And I'm off
BAM
I like this boys, I like that
It's too easy to lose
It's too easy to lose
It's not dust
Not dust?
It's not dust
Oh, it's not dust
I
Bring you up. I got you I
Bring you up to work
I'm trying to be stop
I'm right here. I'm like right on
I was gonna do it
How for daddy
That's gonna be the best one that's got me that's what yet
Ali I can't talk this one this is it what is it? It's just the same it's it
Daddy
Howl for daddy!
Wooo!
Oh, you gotta go fast, go fast!
I'm sorry, daddy!
Howl for daddy!
Wooo!
You daddy's little discord kitten
You daddy's little discord kitten
You daddy's little discord kitten
You daddy's little discord kitten
MRAAAAGH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Does Discord can't need to be punished?
Does Discord can't need to be punished?
Does Discord can't need to be punished?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't you try to slow it on greater.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh shit!
Koji sent us foreign operators!
Koji sent us foreign operators!
Koji sent us foreign operators!
Koji sent us foreign operators!
This module is crazy.
A baby!
Koji sent us foreign operators!
What are you doing?
I
Listen you gotta drive fast here. So you go in reverse
Yeah
I
Gotta wait for it to wear off I gotta wait for it to wear it off wear off. Goji's in his Florida greatest
Goji's in his Florida greatest
Goji's in his Florida greatest
Oh
why why what trying to get up this ramp
kimchi are you just getting us all fucked up yeah
my job oh my god I was in that I mean I mean to the next checkpoint bring us up
I could blow with 5.0 on the breathalyzer right now.
Gingy's been feeding me trains.
All right, I'm going for whiskey.
Here we go.
Ginger ale.
Lime juice.
Oh my god. Oh, you have to just pick me up, okay.
I'll take it.
I
Lime juice there's live
Wait, oh, yeah, you want to go first. We're gonna go first white round
Okay, wait, it was really full anyway. Okay, this is probably the dumbest mechanic in the game. Does he do anything?
All right, follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
And... I'm done.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. Excellent, excellent.
Anybody see a path up? Oh, I see it. I see it.
You gotta take the middle one, right?
Yeah.
Are you in the way of that alpha wolf?
Oh, whoa!
Holy shit.
Do you want to learn? Do you want to learn?
In case you didn't know this.
You are walking the road a little more carefully
Are you in the way of the alpha wolf
We do we got what we're done. Are you in the way of that alpha wolf
How many towers do they really need?
I'm just gonna land on me on your car.
I've already been beat by it, I haven't even played my own yet.
Dammit.
What do you say?
I mean, how many towers do they really need?
Coachie said it's Lornaugrae.
Why is my shit working?
Hello? Hello?
I'm calling you guys, which is cool.
Hello? Hello?
Hi, Royce.
Hey!
Dammit!
We gotta record this even like the fifth time now.
Are you in the way of that alpha wolf?
Did not help in the least.
Are you in the way of that alpha wolf?
These monsters for real.
What did you say?
I've got a banger. I've got a banger.
I've got a banger. I've got a banger.
are you in the way of that
boys we gotta climb this mountain we got to work together guys
we gotta work together
Are you in the way of that alpha wolf you know what for me are you in the way
of that alpha wolf
I
Get you with that you dead
Do you bring me up there?
But I think I got it
The huge piece doesn't he's got I'm up here. I'm up here. You want a bus?
Are you in the way of that?
But there's nothing to bring
There's nothing to bring us you guys actually
God yeah good now oh
Oh shit, are you guys you guys gonna bring a shop?
There's nothing to pay enough.
I don't see yeah, I don't see the module.
I'll see if I can get a little further off, let me see.
Are you in the way of that alpha wolf?
I'm in the way!
Are you in the way of that alpha wolf?
wolf
I
Little flyby
What oh my gosh
Oh, fuck!
Dude, I- guys, I just wanted to know this part, please guys, can someone get some aliens from me?
Holy crap, holy crap. This is horrible. Oh my goodness. I'm in hell.
Wait, where do we gotta go, John?
She's crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Or, or, or, you should kind of do this.
Quickly! The alpha wolf needs your butt!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Trying to see it.
I don't know where it is.
I don't know where it is.
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm the right one.
I don't know.
Do you want to learn?
Do you want to learn? Do you want to learn? Do you want to learn?
Do you want to learn?
Do you want to learn? Do you want to learn?
I've seen it past all of it.
I'm the best drunk driver of the year for Matt.
It does have you there.
I'm the reason they made it over.
What was that? What was that?
I'm almost here. I'm almost there.
No!
I was so close, man.
Oh, I keep sliding. I keep sliding.
Oh, I hit your nose.
Oh! Oh! I'm calling! I got it! I got it! I got it!
Are you dead serious?
Are we super-duper serious?
I just got it!
Way to the top.
You're doing great.
I don't care.
Of course you're only there.
Keep driving and do your thing.
Alright!
Okay!
Alrighty!
Holy shit!
Word? Word? Word?
I got this G back up the ramp back at the ramp
yeah
The Alpha will beat your butt.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Okay, that's not as good as the last one.
That's not as... it's a little funny.
It's a little funny.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
It's decent.
It can all be bangers.
Okay, because if they were all bangers, there'd be no bangers.
You know what I'm talking about?
It can all be bangers. It's still pretty good though.
It's a 7 out of 10.
It's a 7 out of 10.
I got a key over here.
We got a key here?
Okay, I don't understand how I'm supposed to.
Oh, you gotta bring him to this door.
Bring him to this door.
I think the door's at the bottom.
Quickly! The alpha wolf needs your butt!
God, he got one.
Guys, where's the other three keys?
Where do we go?
These are all the keys.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Where are the other keys at?
I think I see a key.
What's I stop?
Uh, it's in the cabin space.
Uh, oh no.
Oh, this house is getting in here.
The Alpha Wolf needs your butt.
Come on!
I thought I might want you to find us
and make the game even better.
You should've used me up here.
No, here we go.
I had a good, oh yeah, I had a good Jeep engine.
I had a good Jeep engine.
Let me try this again.
Quickly, the Alpha Wolf needs your butt.
I think
Hey guys, oh, yo, there's three more keys. There's three more keys. Yeah, I can feel my body awful
Don't give a BB a license to fly and plane whatever you do!
Don't give a BB a license to fly and plane whatever you do!
Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing.
Don't give a BB a license to fly and plane whatever you do!
I'll give you a hand if he's not gonna park the plane.
Hey guys, are we making progress?
I feel like I'll give you a hand if he's not gonna park the plane.
Yeah, we don't give a BB a license.
It's my husband's birthday.
We watch you every night.
I please wish husband and wife a happy birthday.
And give him a curse?
Happy birthday, judge!
Oh, bitch, we've tickled him for magical activities.
Magical activities.
Oh, no, oh, no.
Wait a sec.
Oh.
This was tough, man. This was tough.
Oh.
I told them I wanted to be a fighter, then they gave me a license.
I'm so hungry.
They hit the second door!
No!
They hit the second dollar!
Yes, I told them I wanted to be a fighter, then they gave me a license!
Can you believe that?
That's how we make fun of some of this.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do right here.
I told them I wanted to be a fighter, then they gave me a license!
Can you believe that?
They won't record any news.
They hit the second dollar!
This is your 17th random TSA screening
Guys Adeline guys, how do we do this?
We gotta get the keys dude!
There's two more keys, we gotta get two more keys.
Oh I see, are you going up here?
Okay I got this key.
You have no arms and legs out of the way!
Alpha one's coming through!
Woo!
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's a lot of ideas.
That was all I had guys.
That was all.
The next 10 of work is going to be variation to the Alpha one.
Take your stretch and then up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have to go up there.
You go up here.
That's the one.
There you go.
Oh, I mean you got a key box.
Keybars
No, I'm gonna take it over right now. I got this I got this
The way
It's crazy to think that all this started was from that first game
Guys I don't
I don't even know what we're doing anymore.
I want to go play Dark Ops.
Listen to one more key.
I want to go play Dark Ops right now.
We're not even, we hit the halfway point.
10 feet behind us.
Out of the way!
Alpha was coming through!
Woo!
Alright.
Okay.
You want to do it?
There's two of these.
Alright, I think it's time to talk about time.
I think it's time to talk about time.
And we had our fun.
Out of the way, alpha was coming through!
Woo!
Yeah, this game is-
Howl for the Alpha Wolf!
Howl for the Alpha Wolf!
Howl for the Alpha Wolf!
Howl for the Alpha Wolf!
That sounds like our new team to conclude on the set.
It's time for dark out. It's time for dark out.
Alright. Okay. Alright. Dark out time. Dark out time.
Dark out sucks. No dark out is cool. Dark out is cool. Dark out is cool.
What are you eating? It's like you're talking at the stream, boys.
I
Fucking disoriented and confused
Game just fucking threw me for a loop
I'd be down to come back and finish that game
Honestly play differently on the half way play because now we have half way to go
Yeah, yeah, we save it. Yeah, we save it. We save it for Saturday for Saturday
We can make a horn something really good
oh shit
oh shiiiit
alright we split into
GET OUT OF THE WAY
ever heard of a blinker you fucking
the beat won't be the
I'm not doing a five man I hate my life yeah I say we go be a baby and then
I'll go to you yeah you go to you out yeah me too I take perfect yeah all right
okay I'm too sorry to talk to me go over there I'll teach you young and how it's
Don't you worry what you're saying is it's time to lock in is what you're saying
We're trying to lock in. We're going into the most dangerous part. We're not going slow, buddy
We're not going slow. This is we out. We are this is full while you will learn my trial of fight
My trial of fire. It's a work. Fuck it. We'll do a lot. Fuck it. We'll do it live
Fuck it. We're doing it live. God damn. I'm popping it open for real goop
I got 3.2 million by myself all by myself too. I fucking did all by myself 3.2 million level 13
imagine 3.2 million level 13 oh nice oh wow I mean all by yourself wow all by myself oh yeah
Yeah, Mr. Habibi, hell yeah!
El Dingle, yeah!
El Dingle, yeah!
Good for you, Mr. Habibi, good for you.
Thank you, thank you.
I've been playing it religiously since the last play,
so I have my keybind set,
and I know how to bring in gear this time.
So I think you'll see a little bit improvement.
Got my mouse in style then, things like that.
Stuff you do the first five minutes, you know?
Of course, of course!
Of course.
Let's see if they can prove it.
Let's see if they can prove it here.
Oh, hold on now.
Wait a minute. Hold on.
Switching my screen time is doing one second.
Don't you rush me.
Don't you rush me.
Don't you rush me, young man.
Don't you rush me.
What are you fucking rushing me? God damn it.
Call him. Call him. Don't you rush me.
No Russians and no Russian.
No Russians?
I'm gonna fuck you. No Russians.
I'm gonna have to fuck you, buddy.
I have a contingency of kits that I put aside for this exact purpose.
Good. Good.
Good ass.
Saving for weeks.
I can bring you with it.
I don't like to eat.
Even if you won't.
You said words.
Robbie my woman doing this way good man. Good. I'm bad and mr. Cobb my woman
my good man. Good. I'm bad. Thank you, my boys. Thank you, my boys. Don't worry.
We're the hell as a game players. You I kind of want to try that game. But no,
we don't see that. Yeah, that's good. My shit. Oh, yeah, I don't feel like an
auto sword tonight. We drink for Dolly. That's right for Dolly.
I'm not gonna get another one here in second
Hey don't wash it in the chat!
Don't wash it in the chat!
I'm tired of telling you that old man!
I must have done something cool.
I'm gonna get some goodies in my backpack.
Every time I come on to talk about it, I don't even have a kit.
Now I'm kind of just, pfft, out of blue.
Your first kid I wonder I wonder who brought all that gear with with them
Extra bullets on you by chance. Oh, well you should have plenty of my mouth
You should have plenty of mullets bluster
I got I got baby. I mean T. Logan do first. We do a nice. Well if I can't tell you the map cuz the screen
They're waiting they're waiting. They're waiting waiting
and watching, waiting and watching.
Looks like the slur and arc raiders.
That is a factually accurate thing.
That's right, that's the best point.
Seasonal, right?
I'm level 25, boss.
I'm trying, I'm actually going for that.
When I play ABI, I don't see an ABI tournament, I think.
Maybe I don't I just you don't really know how to check. I think I've I've incident do a couple things
I know
This weekend, I think I've got an ADI turning up too, I think, I don't know.
Who's got the base static mag for sale?
That would, you could just go to the flea market and type it in, it shows traders too.
I got extras if you want some and I'm so close to maxed out
Ball man, I really need to just max this guy out
Do it up just do it up. I got time to take a pee real quick. I'm gonna know I
Gotta hold it. Are you good? Okay? It's okay. Just okay. Ah
Go ahead, where are you?
Let me see here. Okay, I gotta level up. I
Level up my guy so I need to go
I
Need to go
Oh, this will work y'all use an SR2M
We're gonna plant the military cable on the gate on woods and then we'll use a transit from woods to reserve
And we'll put the full bags cutter at the stand bags next to the LAV 3 above the store and warehouse reserve
Yeah point seven five points easy peasy
And I'll bring it as our 2m kill nine people. That's another point seven five that'll put me at
7.5 really close to the end marker
Almost maxing out mr. Prepper easy easy speasy
easy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Wait. Let me be you have
one's unlocked. Please God tell me you have one's unlocked.
Yeah, I do. I do. Oh, thank God. Okay. Oh, for a second,
I thought you were some bats. Just some poor bats. You're
ugly and you're sneaky. You suck and you're terrible at the
game and nobody likes you and you're ugly. Oh, thank God.
I'm so relieved. Oh, God. I'm so relieved. Oh my God.
Just imagine for a second.
Oh, my God.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Oh, God.
Oh, Mr. Hubey.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
You'd really take a picture of your pussy with your belly
pulled to the side of the 45 degree angle
with your pussy belly peeking through.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
I came back to that.
Oh, my God.
That's a tier.
That's a tier 15.
That's a tier 15.
So I'm just going to give you a hint of what
are you going to build for the kit to bring in.
There's anything.
No, you're not going to give me anything.
You just put your stuff.
Put a kid on your CD.
Once you were going to Woods, we're transitioning to reserve.
This could be a super dangerous mission place.
You gotta be ready.
Are you ready?
Not yet.
I need a kid.
I just got back from my pee.
You better be ready.
Better be ready.
Is this money on me or no?
It's money on him.
You make me want to shit a lot.
No, no, you put all that money away from mine.
Or you can just give me your buttons right now.
Hmm.
We have good to go you guys ready just about just about one second. I'm a kid
I need the bullbacks and the it was a military power cable. We wasn't again
Was it the bullbacks military power cable? Why are all the techs on?
My computer
Everybody's every one's is so big. I can only see like five tats in a time
We're taking you guys you guys do that you do that
so big oh god so that's a respirator oh it can't fit all of you keep it just in
case no you don't need a respirator you don't need a respirator boss don't you
worry boss don't you don't you worry about can I sell anyone no you can sell
yeah you can see I maybe if you want to perhaps maybe if you want to but I mean
you know it's like whatever it's like you know you do you do you clean it
doesn't really matter either way that's it's completely irrelevant to the
situation at hand or any any situation at hand
alright alright alright oh it's only three thousand
what the fuck am i thinking yeah that's what i was saying
that's what i was saying
uh you know he needs wrench for unknown factors that definitely had
nothing to do with anyone happening i'm
I let mine
Guys wait
Receipts to tell them where he's going. No, I'm lying. We're not going to woods. We're going to
Customs that would I have a custom customs. We're doing custom. We're doing my custom custom. Yeah, we're going to
Am I right boys?
It is a big day. All right, let's roll hide
Wait, oh wait, I think you gotta invite me boss
Yo, I just fight with you. Thank you sir
decisions decisions
alpha wolf then right actually for the rest of the night I will be referred to as alpha
Wolf. If you don't refer to me as Alpha Wolf, I will not respond.
Okay, Alpha Wolf, do I have to do the whole-
Okay, Alpha Wolf, yes, you have to say, you have to say Alpha Wolf.
You're asking a lot right now.
What do you want? Where are we going?
Woo! And then I will respond.
Oh, yeah.
Alpha Wolf, this is thick pupper. Where are we heading?
But now I couldn't quite understand what you said Phetus. Sorry. Let's be a different language.
This is thick puffer. Where are we going?
Oh, weird. I can't quite understand him. He must be speaking another language.
Um...
Oh, pardon me.
Awoo!
Alpha Wolf. This is...
What's the difference between a blind warrior and a sports masseuse?
Can't tell them.
He's not going to tell you.
and the other pet I know it's no idea what that means I have no idea I'm
talking with my wolf back about you mind no fetus is hello alpha wolf where we
going okay we wait without the game you do the game wait for you hey what what
the hell? What am I doing wrong here? Nothing, now you're good. Are we good now? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're good. You're part of the wolf pack. Okay, good. How was that? All right.
All right, all right.
We're going to words. Idiots! Idiots out of you! Idiots! Ha! Ha! Busting you! Ha ha ha ha!
I'm busting you! I'm busting all over you! We're going to words! You had no idea? Fools!
Fools of you, hang on your face, hang on your face, oh my goodness, Fools.
Excellent alpha beta wolf number one, okay, all right guys, it's thick copper, okay, so
we got, wait I should go to exactly where this is, we kind of just got to wing it.
I mean I know where our UAF is but I don't know where to plant it, I don't know exactly
where the transit is, but I guess it's all the same relative location.
Mm-hmm
Oh
We are gonna open up. I still just be safe
I fucking love the audio on this map
I
Keep your people super boys. They should he got very soothing this race for bought a dolly part 10
Yeah, right here for the 40 out for the last I thought the last thing was about dog part
You're talking in the game. You're talking in the game mouse
No, this one's for dolly part I'm watching the right and the last one for dolly part
I don't know. Test, test, test. You guys hear me, Gene?
Yeah, you're still in game.
We should keep moving.
I'm not. I'm still in game.
You're good. You're good.
You're good.
Thank you.
We should keep moving boys.
I'm fostering you.
The Korean people right in front of us?
Now is the time you choose.
I've got this poop weapon, unfortunately, I have to use.
I can just fray.
I
Behind you guys don't shoot coming up right now
But keep it was keep moving as far as you guys can go
We've reached we've laid out
He would be
you
The Dolly Molly or dog Dolly Dolly
Momo Dolly Memoriams
three
Jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
Well, it's actually a great song but that's I didn't know that was her
Wait, hold on
I'm running a real man's gun. I'm not running. Who is that one lady?
She's like a like a like a like a like the standard for beauty back in like probably like the olden days
Richard no, she's like Marilyn Monroe. Yeah
Marilyn Monroe Betty white dolly partner the same person in Spearcy theory possible
Let's open a discussion. Let's open a discussion. Let's open a discussion. Let's open a quick discussion
There's nothing. There's anyone I've ever seen them in the same room.
I just did the cyber scouting right now, so let's let the person, do we have a sniper? He's looking right at us.
He's up at the top of that rock, top of the mountain, top of the mountain.
I don't know if it's a person that killed the cyber scouting, but I feel like it's a person because he hasn't shot yet.
He's aiming right at us.
If you like
See I feel you with it. I don't know
I don't want to go back. I think it's a sniper scout. Well, they're all dead. Yeah, they're all dead. Think about that for a second
That's weird. Is it not gone? Did they all that same time? I think they did
Hmm same day
That's highly suspicious
Beery
Who did Marilyn Monroe help with our money?
His Dolly Pond helped a lot of people apparently.
Hmm.
Marilyn Monroe was like fucking JFK, I'm pretty sure.
And look what happened to him.
Just saying.
Yeah, Marilyn Monroe was fucking JFK, bro.
That's a fact.
Really?
Yes, yes.
Well, no fact.
Fucking.
Yeah, that's a scav.
Wait.
He was doing, he was probably doing all types of things.
I thought you were saying like,
I thought you were using fucking as like an adjective.
I thought like you meant like Marilyn Monroe was JFK
No, no, no, no like Marilyn Monroe and JFK were going to have intercourse together. Yeah, wait hold on
Wait, I thought JFK was gay. I mean Dave and maybe swung both ways. Oh, yeah, baby
I don't know where peanut is
I'm on spider rock, I'll go back to you guys
I'm gonna shoot one time ready? I'm gonna shoot one time?
God damn it dude.
Is he there?
Yeah a little bit.
I heard that.
Okay wait for us there.
Wait a minute.
Yeah maybe it was JF Gay.
You never know.
What's that I'm gonna think about?
Maybe that's my-
Are you on the other side of the spot Rock?
Yeah this is us walking up.
Oh you go down the other end, I'll meet you on the other end.
I'm on the other side.
I thought that was Pino for a second, glad I just popped him in the face.
This is me guys, this is me!
Alright, come on, gang.
You gotta make it over to the other side.
Keep watching, keep watching.
What can we take a vape break?
A vape break?
What the fuck, bro?
We'll take a vape break when we get to the Ruaff.
He's rough the one that I got a handle I haven't eaten
Which one's rough again? I can't remember. I hate the starvation arrow. Wait. I
Had tacos today, they were really good
They were really good. I bet I love tacos. They're the best
What kind of tacos we talking here sweet tacos sweet tacos
Yeah, yeah, like what beer you're what I don't know what that is. I don't know what that means
I see beef and cheese. There's like I had beef. I had beef. Hell, yeah. Oh, yeah
You cannot go wrong eating a taco am I right gentlemen? Oh
No
No, no, you can't
Mmm, what a blue waffle you ever won't you know blue waffles? Yeah tongue first. Yeah, what is that?
You never had a blue waffle. No, are they delicious?
Yes, yes, you should open up some time not while you're alive, but yeah, you should definitely check it out
I would check out lemon party while you're at it, too. You
Yeah, oh
Okay, all right the sauce. Yeah, definitely a little lemon party on your blue
waffle and that's a Friday night right there oh my goodness wow flavor please
let me know by any time why haven't we been shot yet I was gonna say where the
hell is everybody they're all waiting at the extra we got all the part on our
fucking side yeah we do you guys where I put this cable what would we put this
cable we oh shit hold on right here watching your bag boss watching your
Here we go
Well, no, no, no, cuz I got this SR to have it so I was just turned into reserve a quick cap
Yeah, yes
But you even heard series see the whole time so I thought he's even here wait you guys this the change to reserve
Oh
Just not change the reserve
most following you I think it's outskirts it's back oh my god you got
me fucking my ass do not leave all right by the way here we go here we go
not telling you where that is hey what the tank near the lake is as the whatever
the fuck we're doing I can't you got you transit because where do I put this
bullbacks are reserved as we know boy you boys are fast god damn wait practicing or
what yeah we've been practicing we're practicing we're practicers
keep you keep you so good boys I have the chances that we go all the way to
outskirts after that row we just have without seeing a single person our
I know what we love.
Unusually quiet.
Ready?
Someone's on the rear of Lumber Mill.
Like our 10 o'clock?
10 o'clock.
Yeah, our 10 from 11.
You must be talking about Eastern time.
Oh!
We have an enemy at 10 o'clock.
Gotcha. Thank you.
Thank you, Wolfpack.
I'm here for you.
Heal your pupils open.
The pewper's open, boys.
Why the fuck did YouTube not put this on my recommended? I missed stream, dammit.
Mr. Cookie, I've been streaming at the same time!
Every day for two years!
Single hands.
I don't understand.
There's nothing left to say.
There's nothing left to say. Not every day.
the same days every week actually
technically I have streamed every day
for the last few years because Saturday
leaks in the Sunday. Think about that,
bitch boy. Think about that, bitch boy.
Oh, Deagle! Oh, right in front of us, right in front of us!
That's a 25 guy! Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me!
Shoot me! Real guy, real guy, real guy, real guy, real guy, real guy!
I'm hurt, I'm hurt! Oh, I'm dead.
What the fuck? I don't even see where he was.
Oh god, he's on the rock. He's on the rock. He's on the rock big rock on the water
Be where you maybe where are you? Oh?
Are you both dead? Yeah, I was the first one down. Yeah, you're not all the way over there. You're dead. Oh
I did
Yeah, I'll hit the shit back. Yeah, you guys just yeah, you guys sit tight for a second, okay?
I got this poop weapon for reserve oh god there's a range of like five cocklings
this is for dolly parted
this is for dolly parted
and hippie
infidious infidious
we're sleeping in the city
we get primed and ready
uh oh
oh oh oh
oh my god
Oh, he's at the barge?
Do you anal gin?
You might have been at the barge with that grenade.
Oh god.
One more move, one more move.
Gotcha!
scum bags
all that he's here
go away go away
Come again another day!
She first, she first.
Yeah, that's right! You run, bitch-boy!
Oh, perfect! Fantastic!
YEAH!
I just ran out of analgen.
Shit.
Yeah!
Oh shit!
What?
What?
What?
Who the fuck was that?
Who the fuck was that? There was a guy jacking his feet down by the river!
There was two, there was one really close to you two.
You were jacking for sure.
You were spanking it, you were spanking it! You were spanking it!
I knew he was cranking.
Oh, he was real cranking.
Oh my, disgusting.
Oh god.
Yeah, I got one tapped in the face by the first one.
Oh god.
Oh my.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Bring the head.
Oh my god.
Oh god Logan 24 Joe send you heard of the game coming out called rerouted no and slop survival game
Oh, take a peek. Oh, take a peek.
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid. I won't lie to you boys
That did not go
I explained but the plan really
Rarely
Those girls on the first try
Was it warm up, am I right?
Was it warm up?
But it warmed up, but it warmed up.
What a mere warm up.
Okay, here's what we do.
Here's what we do.
We spawn it on one, same kit,
and we go to reserve from once.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, okay, okay.
I can't.
Yeah.
If we spawn it out, it's good.
It's perfect.
We just spawn right in and go right to reserve.
Easy peasy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let me get a little bit of food in the water those are the thirsty trap. I was a thirsty trap. Oh
Was a thirsty trip
Oh
Oh, he's a BT is a good shit, right? It was this wait, I got sweet you get the stream ride a box now on on
Seasonal just win
Whoa, I think it's reward. Well, no, well, well, yeah, it's a little complex for me to tell you about, sir.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. It's gonna go ahead.
Just go ahead and play some of that.
Yeah, it's reward. That's right. It's a reward.
It's a reward. That is, that is actually accurate. Yes.
Thank you. Thank you.
I have a moment. I'm learning about it.
Yeah, you get it next time.
Thank you. Thank you.
It was up then so do I I only have to get nine more kills with this poop weapon. Oh, you're too much
Yep, that's all I got to do. I should easy
They were devs stream stipend well, yeah, probably I don't know but I was
them too. We're telling you what I've got something to say because I saw a lot of guys calling me bad. I
saw a lot of guys calling me poo. Let me tell you something boys when streamers play offline,
especially like lunch, what is a different game, I guarantee you could be the best talk out
player ever. You could be the best talk. If it was you sitting right here, pal, I get tea. You
You would die every round.
It's different.
I promise you, I can't.
I'm not gonna call him by the stream sniper.
I'm not gonna call him by the stream sniper.
You would be dying.
I don't care how good you are.
I do not care if you've been playing this game
since you were one years old
and you're the number one ranked on the leadboard.
You would get your shit kicked in.
Number one as well.
What are we sipping on?
silly juice black label all single rock who know no bringing my tank battery
and bow that's one in Spanish no who know who know who know we wanted no that's
That's a card game
No, I mean it is
You idiot but also but also it's one in Spanish that's a card game
You just want to have section me who know why don't you have one?
Why don't you have who know to me then me huevos come on get who know I don't bet you
Oh, we get who know bitches, huh new challenge alert new challenge alert
How much you want to go ahead and accept it, huh new quest for proper get your wrap up
Hey, dude, get no bitches lose and machine war guys
What was it? What is it me?
Yeah, that's right. You're a slot. You're a slut
You know, I'm gonna fucking sell this medic style. Oh, you're gonna die
Die alone just for fun. They're gonna dial you're gonna die alone. You're gonna die alone
Bucketletics, and you know what? I'm gonna sell these both these GPUs to her that would be stupid. I'm gonna be sure I let dry
Any second any second a little low name. All right behind my screen too. Oh, yeah, we should be hiding our screen
Yeah, I just didn't do it
So I don't normally play this in a group piece. So do you do you cue us Freddy?
Or how does this work?
Do you want are you hiding your ski bars?
Well, every time I know who was going, but just because she's ever lie this is him.
Yeah, we're going right here.
Oh, wait, I don't have armor.
I guess different.
Yeah, I like different maps.
Woods is kind of rough, so.
Oh, OK. This is a better choice.
OK, yeah, yeah, much better choice, much better choice.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I
Was smaller a little more action like it was good good decision
5000 hours in lobby
$5,000 and your dad's record
Now get in this game of BB. I gotta get this question Baldy is expecting me to solve and reserve in just two moments
He is exceeding expecting me there. He's expecting me there waiting. Hmm. I can't keep waiting
He's not a patient man. He's not a patient. He's not a patient man
This game is too slow chief you spelled two wrong a three letter word. You're the one that's slow
Please give me the outskirts, ma'am.
Please, please, please, please, please.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh
Trying to throw them off with some reverse psychology P good work good work my
Oh, we only did the odd to respond pretty safe. We're pretty damn close. We've got a run south. Hit the transient
I'm also got the RB VO key for when we get to reserve
I gotta kill nine people with this S. R. two and we get to reserve as well. And that's it
We also gotta be honest with the bull back somewhere. I don't know where though
I got really good ammo this time.
I got a hardcore less grainy looking.
I know this is gonna sound like a fuck with you,
but you turn grayed off in the settings.
I know that sounds like I'm pulling your wiener,
but that's actually how you do it.
It's on by default.
It's called grayed.
You just, you just turn it off.
I swear to God.
It's right, it's right here.
It's right.
It's right here.
noise sign noise it's called noise sign noise one last time but they think great
noise anything um I followed me gig but we might run into one thing that said I'm
gonna take you guys on the best trip you've ever been I'm gonna make you guys
rich you're gonna get millions oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah war dogs oh I love
War dogs I'm telling you dude. I'm telling you the the guys that hate new video games are really okay
Well, I lost our sound and I'm gonna be sure I'm I'm gonna have a problem with war dogs
Is the first couple hours free were not that enjoyable what it's you got it
But it's if you just stick it out for like four hours
You didn't enjoy beginning. No, I didn't cuz I know what I was doing
I felt meaningless. I felt like I was just running around doing jack shit nothing and
And then but what did once I got the hang of it like four hours ago?
Yeah, I was always on the line. I was on the line. Yeah, you do like some 20 hours. It looked good
September 10th it comes out right
You should come to 10. I think these on tweets. There's something going on September there, but I don't know
Yeah, I'm saying like the beta but also
Like why do another open beta so close to release? I think they might release it on the third
Maybe like a shrivelish lamb?
Yeah, they did a play test that was what you guys just had and I think it's early access comes out on the 10th. I'm not mistaken
So you can basically play it full time as of the 10th
We're a little lacking on stand boss behind you a bit
Oh, yeah, you're teaching
Keep your people's up there. He's going in the way. He's going in there. I'll clear it for you boys
Don't you worry? Don't you worry?
A piece can take care of you boys. Don't you worry?
Oh, yeah
Yeah, rough luck that last game I could I hope to find get one shot. Oh
She's the I get a little nervous
Fucking do anything P because I've the amount of time I've died in one shot
Yeah, scab your helmets usually do nothing, but this season
Oh shit, so much you
What are all your scouts do out here in the forest?
Yeah, they're normally too.
What are they doing out here?
Whatcha hoodlums?
So sorry, what were you saying about helmet?
It's not that important, right?
Like, I mean, I just had eyes wearing them all the fucking time.
It doesn't seem to do anything.
Ah, it happens sometimes, it happens sometimes.
If you ever want to know if you survived because of your helmet,
look at the top left and you see a white whirlwind symbol in a square.
Next to your green guy?
guy that means your helmet is you can lie right just fucking branch for yeah I
know you too right I don't know what the hell it was where's you change it was
changing I think it's awesome right to left from you straight ahead on that
hill yeah yeah might have been a scab I just saw a silhouette something though
we gotcha gotcha but we got to find this change I just don't know where it
is looking for a tank in a lake tank in a leg
take it a lake
hmm apparently a parent a pretty big in a leg
by the like a little like a riddle like blue eggs and ham
and ham exactly I'm asking the same questions
oh my god oh my oh blue waffle and taco pussy
All right, guys over here. This is it perfect. Yeah
We want to redeem I said, yeah, we redeem
We're missing one person who we mentioned
I almost did not redeem
Okay, first is that a riddle? No, I know he I'll give you a riddle. Okay. I'm gonna come up with a riddle right now
It should be a custom riddle. Here we go. Let's see me make it show it
One sec perfect. Oh
What has
Oh god, oh god, oh god
Hold on now. I've got a little I got I'm making it riddle
I got one in the meantime
You have a real to me darling give us your little I mean give us your little
How can she slept is the rhythm what?
How can she slept what how can she slap?
What how can she slap I don't get it yes that is the reason how can she slept
What
Yeah, I got one for you that just a little chance can't figure it out. It's not my fucking problem
I'm just saying how can she slap that's the riddle
Maybe I gotta yell it for you jumping
Hell a game just like crash or something my game is crazy joke. They win. I just hold it hold it
How can she snap like that that's a riddle
Well, that's clap oh
I don't know
We guys we got lucky. We got lucky. I'll solve your middle later. Are you are you in fetus?
My game just crashed. I don't know life. I'm restarting man
We guys where's your stash of bullets cable cutter at the same access the la v3 above the storage warehouse and reserve
I don't know what any of that is, does he mean no?
Am I able to rejoin the raid? Probably, right?
Does he mean no?
Yeah, he should be able to, but if we got a book here, do we book here? Do we stick around, P?
I don't know, I don't know what we're doing, so...
Up your ass!
Fuck you, I dislike the YouTube video because you're doing dumb Tarkov's job.
I'm already back in, I'm holding it in just a second.
What the hell?
What the...
What the hell?
Is that very nice?
Oh, you scabbed right outside by the way
I don't know guys so I've her medic bunker my key buildings
Well, I think we had it with his age. All right, come on boys. Who is shoot? What the hell is going on here?
He's good. He's good. There's a scowl, son. Oh
Come on guys. He's dead, but
We didn't get us behind
Good, well, you see each I'm dead
Oh god they're coming in to your people!
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Locking.
Is he on the roof?
Oh, how's he on the roof already?
What the hell?
Who are these demons?
He's just Christ.
Hey!
Fuck you!
Hey, like that, huh?
Fuck you!
I'm almost in, it's just, I don't know.
As soon as we load it into the new raid, you see me.
Watch, watch, watch.
Watch, watch, watch.
do you stay up there bitch boy don't you dare come down here that's an order
yeah yeah I'll run this bitch I run this place I run this place this is my
house this is my house oh yeah you stand up there was she was it was that
you stay up there buddy you stay up there because I told you to stay up there
come and get some nine four time for
Mr. Knuck
fuck keep oh my god
oh my god
oh shit oh god
oh god happy birthday kid
happy birthday kid
where are you in relation to
because I'm in I'm in
I'm in white night
I
I was like two years ago.
I couldn't see what it was.
There's two incomes.
What the hell? What?
Whoever does audio in this game?
Actually, yes, we stoned in the taxpayer.
Whoever does audio for this game?
I mean, wow.
Find a new profession.
I'm plumbing roofing, woodworking, knitting, sewing, literally anything else, anything at all.
You still up Pete?
No, I'm not up. He's in that building.
I said he's in there right now. He's probably in there. Loom, pee, or wait.
See another guy? Right there. Two PMCs.
What floor Pete?
I got right there that room. He was in that room to your left.
He's on the stairs! He's on the stairs to your left!
Got him!
Take that stairs!
No, don't, don't, don't oblige.
Maybe, maybe oblige.
Hey man, I'm down.
This guy for real?
I
Assuming not the floor. I'm on right now. You did this roof each other roof
This is gonna be a tough push bro. I'll try I thought you guys were night bag
You don't know
Hey, man, what's the deal bro?
Yeah, nice I knew it
What a fucking nerd, bro.
I was trying to get the...
Yeah, he's got shorts on.
Come on, do your shorts.
It's a sweet summer breeze.
He likes to feel it on the hairs of his shans.
Excellent rain, gentlemen.
Excellent rain!
I'll be be...
One of the top five uses for guns is shooting.
I don't know if you know that.
I would love to shoot it.
Shoot my guns if I wasn't getting
I didn't know where they were.
Well luckily we don't have to go to play anymore because we translated.
Now we can just go straight to reserve.
What do you think about that, Habibi and Kousi?
I mean.
All right guys, we're going right through there. We're going right through there. Lock it in boys. Lock it in
You're gonna be DSR to have again. I just filled the kit real quick. I
Thought he wanted a knife. I do so. I was like, I think he well
He can hear you aiming in and out. He probably went down his gun again. He honestly buy it would have died on
maybe that's why I was just sitting on the stairs like what's the deal man what's
the deal then just swung me I started to am I don't know that map at all
it's the worst map in the game don't worry about nobody knows it nobody
likes it it's a crap map oh we said I said to go there for a quest a silly
quest
here we go then we'll get ourselves a nice succulent armor like you do
nice succulent armor well guys we are lucky yeah we are lucky this is not
just going in there and dying. We gotta lock it. We gotta lock it. If I see a single one
of you guys running in a straight line, I'm gonna shoot to myself. Ziggzag, zigzag everywhere
we go, alright boys? Okay.
Okay deal.
What's a good body armor to buy?
Oh, nothing. You're fucked either way.
So you're just don't even buy one?
Uh, I buy one, but you're still gonna die either way.
I barely get a little four armor if I could barely get a little four armor which again is honestly still nothing
That you like you barely only get level three armor, which is genuinely nothing. So
You know, you know, you want to spend it any way you want to spend it if I did
I'm gonna live some little
million at level
13. Oh my goodness you devious dog. Oh
how well it'll be see your penis
it's very very small that's okay it's not about the size it's about the motion
of the ocean I'm sure you can bother me don't see a canoe go across the ocean
only big boats a canoe can go across the ocean if you're brave enough yeah
is that real is that true yeah that's true that's and sometimes the big
boats they sink anyways never watched the wolf of Wall Street he was in a big
boat a very buddy dog whatever
give me one sec I need to get a piece of armory I haven't seen the Titanic I
I haven't seen a Titanic. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I was a really big boat. Oh, yeah, but
well, I figured out the riddle though. We can shake over time. How could you slap with
her hand? Did I get it right? I guess you have to watch it. I'm not watching anything.
I'm not watching anything. I'm gonna come up with the radio. I'm gonna come with the radio. Here we go. You ready?
Yeah, go for it. All right. Hold on
Okay
Okay, what?
Okay
What used to have four legs, but doesn't any longer
Say say it again say it again what used to have four legs, but now has none
It's just off the dumps, sorry guys
Five more seconds to be five was a well, I got three legs, so it's not me. It's not you. You still have them, right? I
Still have all three legs. Hey, all right. Is it a snake? No
Wrong. I'm just bed frame
You couldn't get it you're not wise enough
He just get the game
I'm here. I'm here. Are you a no
You like
I can you to reach you me or something okay? Oh, I see it's bottom left correct. Oh, yeah
All right, what what doesn't have any legs or arms I think this is a racist question
It's not not this is a peanut racist question
It has nothing to do. This is a peanut racist question and not everything is about this is a penis
This is a peter racist question. It's not not you're being a racist you're being racist. I'm not being a racist
He's a racist assuming it's about you. All right. I've gotta do one. I'll resolve your stupid. I'll resolve your stupid riddle
All right. Okay. No, okay
All right
Okay
Okay, who okay?
Okay, alright, who is the bomb has an explosive personality and towers over the competition?
That's right, you have been eaten out.
I
Was I this is spot right right here in front of me give me cover. Oh, yeah, come on. Let's go. Come on
This time. We're not dying. This is our moment boys. It's our moment
You can hear people they can read people right here this building is yes. This is spot
Oh god, oh god, I'm job. Oh yeah, we're going right towards your shot over here, okay?
Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Fias, you'd be a great male porn star fluffer.
Have you ever decided to go off in the shooting path?
Run, run!
Run!
I see one, I see one!
is that a scout?
A scout?
Yeah those are people, those are people, those are people!
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know if it was a scout or something, it's poor!
Those are two real BMC Submarine Jochens!
Oh, I just kept blasting, what was I doing?
Oh, I've, I've always screwed up!
There's two under us, there's two under us!
Yeah that guy is like nothing on him.
Like how do you kill?
The other guy was big, the other guy was...
No, no, no, I didn't kill that guy, there's two more that ran under us.
K...
There's two dead on the hill.
Fucking
That's you prone on the hill right here, please be
I gotta just engage my hacks too bright these fences are fucking me up a bit
One game. Okay
They don't play my bullbacks
Yeah, this is where I played it
You got a tank?
No, that was right here.
We can- we can- there's still- there's still working.
Still working.
Oh, I found it! I found it! I placed it right here.
I think I just think I got it.
What? I feel like this is what we do.
We go into the other tunnel, we go down and we- we- we reach round, come on!
Come on, come on! Okay?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Alright, let's do a loopy-doop. Let's do a loopy-doop.
Oh, no, they got good. Oh, did you see the big boys and big boys? Oh, that's that group. That's a premium group. That's a premium. That's a premium group.
I'm not a human being.
You're surplus.
This is trucking!
Bubblegum is left!
My gender is having a fucking stench!
My man!
My man!
Good luck, these two,
for a lucky dog!
This is trucking!
You devious dog!
You devious dog!
That's him, that's him!
He was a trucker.
This is for you, Mr. Trucker! This is for you, keep your papers open!
Right here, right here!
Yeah, he might be in the twosies.
Okay.
This people is up in Mr. Trucker.
I should do an even bigger loop down there a little bit further.
The little wrap around.
Okay.
Oh, this has got me stressed out.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh my nipples are hard and I'm in a tizzy.
Oh god.
Oh yeah, they're getting in it.
They're getting into it.
They're getting into it.
I'm gonna go through it with them.
We just gotta seize that thing.
Why is someone up top?
Oh shit, I see him.
I see him.
He's up there.
He's in the top window of the train station.
Can we get in this building through the window here or no?
Yeah, we can.
Okay man, is there a second floor, Pete?
No there's not, you see the train season, past that's, we gotta run past that's it.
Which floor is he in?
Second floor, second floor.
Okay, thanks.
Oh I see him again on first floor, I just saw him in the middle of the train season.
Uh, well you went through the big door in the back.
I might need you to make me two, there probably is two.
You need me to...
These guys are juicy, I don't know how we're gonna do this.
We're all really poor.
I don't have any sights at all, I'm using this crap weapon.
Here, I don't know if you can use this, actually, it probably wouldn't fit.
You don't, wait, wait, let me see, there's a spear in here or something.
I can type it with.
Oh my god, they clean this place.
Oh, holy crap.
Holy crap.
You okay, guys?
Cross, take some shots on him.
Yeah, I'm on top of you, he's on the roof.
I
See just there I seem to say there
We go back around left loop and then go into the front of the decision
This should be nationally boys, we have a lot chance with this. Are we going from the back?
I think I saw with the move again
You just don't have the range for this right side roof right side roof second floor just went in the doorway
Oh, you about this if you have the rain is there's no I
Have a skull on let me put this on I'll see if I can
We'll try to loop you do go in the front
You guys loop it out
And we're back where we came from back we came from place them three
Blood on the wall. I use in that doorway right there
You are my mother front of the face. He's it
You see still holding still holding doorway, I can almost
Hey, I would love to hear another one of your crypt story. Oh
My boy. Oh, oh
Me can't say very soon. Yeah, right
I'm gonna peak just you need to know where I'm over here. No, I don't know. I'm distracting here right now
I'm gonna go for I'm gonna put I'm going in
because we have about two percent chance with this oh god sure it's more than
one yeah yeah I'm sure I'm on the outside it comes out I'm on the outside
she did person on the outside of the season you definitely heard me
they usually come around with me yeah yeah I'll give you comes in the roof
should be over here you should be
she left she left whoever's running in the parking lot
okay man
i'm still holding same wall
he hasn't repeat
watch out watch out watch out
watch out watch out watch out
same window same window
he's right there should be able to see him left side of that doorway
he's looking outwards
he's going up from opposite side cp
I'm down. I'm down. Are you guys up there? Is it? Is that you Pete? Did you kill me?
No, no, I didn't kill you. I got, I killed a guy but then I got sniked immediately after
one job not dead I'm gonna try to wrap and sneak around the school oh oh oh you're
not doing good we are not doing good boys also these guys are big boys you
got this fetish I will try brother I fucked the guy up on the second floor
They're about to jump down I think.
Is he in the line? I know.
Hit him three.
I took my fucking scope off so...
I think I don't know where I'm at.
That's most of my best ammo gun.
I
See the laser
You didn't expect me to peak here, I think
I knew idea for this next way
I'm gonna bring a good weapon and then an answer to it was back up
I need to kill this guy's the answer to it was kill these guys with my good weapon. That's the guy you killed, right?
No, that's a guy it was dead way I got there
I think I told him nice nice nice nice. There's so one
So one of this one more in there. It's actually just no way
There's literally just no way
There's actually just no way I have been playing this game for $6,000. I have been I've mastered the techniques
I've learned people's thoughts. I have memorized the maps every nook and cranny
I've I've I've discovered the techniques and this guy
Fucking ironside pp19 crash slow walking around kills the guy
I know what I'm working for
You're not so far to listen you continue to take it away. I
Build this company for the ground up
I
Can't believe what I've said I cannot believe what I'm saying fucking
For me, I cannot believe it. I cannot believe it
You know how much I've sacrificed that was the quote I was looking for by the way
Thank you. Thank you for making that connection. Yeah, you got you. I can hear you. I can hear you
That's the quote I was looking for by the way. I couldn't remember the exact book
Jesus
Good work, I'll try to grab the goop. You're gonna have to grab the two guys you kill get out of there
Well, that's a guy. I could write that you do that guy lose the guy
Okay, looting most most need a bag. Well done. Well done
Sorry guys, I would have done more since the hours are not knowing an AK shows us the difference. Hey, uh
Hey, I should I think that is like oh
Shit, I think you got me. Oh fuck
Hey listen Phoenix no matter what you do no matter what you do not tell anyone the name of that gun
Please God my honor is in stake. I have to leave it. I have to leave it as a mystery
It could be anything it could be you never know never saw you never know you never really know guys
You have no idea
You have no idea
You have no idea truthfully if we have no idea
Nope, no idea you have no idea. Sorry buddy. Nope. Sorry. Sorry. That's anybody not say pal. You have no idea. You have no idea
True gotta be a motion gotta be a motion
It's gotta be a fully automatic motion hundred percent hundred percent
I don't have any room to bring anything out unfortunately. It sucks dude
All right, let's do another guy get moving
Yeah, you bet. I don't know the extracts on this map. So I'm gonna need you to guide me. I'm taking you
Don't you worry. That's a horny fucking gun. Hmm. Oh
I gotta take this one. Damn. I want that one so bad too
Do you have dentures right dentures this thing is gangsta by a dentures. Is that a player?
I'm like 90 letting a nerd come my bed over myself. Do I have dentures now?
If I go out this doorway, I'm looking at it might go in 12 6 3
Oh, you this map is the worst map of the game to expect from you will die doing this
So you have to turn around 180. Yep. Yep
Well that big door you're right
You will die doing this by the way. I'm so sorry about your learn. I hate extraction for this map
We're out that big door
This way yeah, yeah, they go straight up to those buildings and take a right
We for the trade I thought we have I'd rather him die
Some of you may die that is a sacrifice I am willing to make
some of you may die
Double view may die inventory in this game works
If you remove it, I go again. It's good to that broken building on the right
you too happy to recharge your stamina or no I'm pretty pretty heavy yep is your
stamina recharging while you're walking yeah it is slightly but you're good I go
through that building yeah go into that building just keep going through it
to get the end thanks
I'm pretty sure I killed like on the second floor I just wasn't able to
Loot his body. I just wish I had a bit of a big bro. I would try to get more. I
You're fine. Hey, you defended me pal
You ain't offended me. I should what you want. Just went to a
70 degree turn to your right
That's a 90 yeah
Oh, that is left
That way. Oh, this you do it like 110 degree now
the fall is finished on the way down
what the fuck is going on these guys are hot and horny in here
the gun's not shooting
where is this gentleman
this is the guy that saved the team
this is the guy that got the kill
man thanks you're gonna check your damn
you know how much I've sacrificed
neither gun
you know how much I've sacrificed
how is that possible
and this is the man get the kill
and walk it out with the loot
are you serious
I can't believe what I'm seeing right now
you have any ammo?
yeah I do I was trying to scramble the loot
I thought I was gonna get clipped by a third party there
hold on
I
Look at that chest as soon as you can but
It's a sheep by the way, that's a sheep
This is a scav I'm pretty sure that all all all players can have the same type of
I'm dead. I think. God. Oh my god. Are we serious? Are we? This is Iowa Leprechaun
in his pocket. Holy shit. Oh, see that P.L. is for you bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you now. Where are you going now? I'm just going for a little stroll trying to sew my
body parts back on real fast. But take it down, take it down, take it down. I don't
mind just starting to get back in another game to say the words bro. Now take it
down, take it down, take it down. No we are watching, we are learning from the
master. We are learning from the master. Come on, come on, come on. Yeah, no, I'm learning
very viable things. I'm learning very viable things. God has made everyone in your lobby
take a chromosome out of their DNA and place it safely to the right.
It's a gift you have. It's a gift you have. And God bless us all. And God bless us all.
Hmm
Looks he said a slur in our craters he did
So you might have I eat my crackers first your pal. Yeah, you better fucking
Where we go
I have three guns, no ammo, and any of them. This is so unfortunate.
I want you to spell language. That's all I got left.
Hey, fuck you, asshole! Get out of my little hidey hole, okay?
I got three bullets, but I always get your name on it.
Come and meet me.
I'll leave so serious right now!
I was this guy alive!
Get a little pinched here, boss.
You need to get ammo, secondly, your voicing robots.
Can I use your flare scabs?
No, I don't think so.
I'm jammed at one gun, you out?
I don't think I have any ammo left.
Hold on.
Where do I go to get out of here?
You have to go back where I always tell you the other end of the game buildings.
And by the way, just real quick, just because I like to give you guys whenever I see something
mods, I like to tell you so you can learn what, you know what I like to see in the
chat.
I just saw a guy talking about chromosomes down there and it wasn't really a bad
I saw it get deleted. So, uh, uh, raise, uh, raise, uh, tolerance for silly chaps by, uh,
25% YouTube mods, 25%. Uh, if you do not mind, if you don't do not mind, YouTube mods,
raise tolerance by 25%. No big deal. No big deal. Just a, a, I just, if I see something,
I just say it so that, you know, then you guys know what I, you know, like to see
what I don't like to see. No big deal. No big deal. No big deal. Not getting
Not getting out of here, just let me know.
Just let you know.
Um...
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Take that mods freedom reigns again.
Let's not braveheart this situation, chief.
All right, this is a calm, normal situation here.
What'd you say?
I want you to get that gun your fucking hands and a gift
Lot the gun
Shifty I always expect shifty. You know what wait wait give me anything in your backpack
I'm not at all. You think you're back back useless on this map right now. I mean it. Oh fuck wait fetus fetus fetus fetus fetus fetus
You're back give a backpack or no? Yeah, I got a backpack. Does it have anything important in it?
not really it I mean it's okay I'm gonna get you out of here all right go lab
sounds good don't laugh I'll make it my torso sewn up here real quick
okay run to that truck
from that truck right there
sprint through the fences
right down that road
right there we go
right down
straight down the road
sprint sprint sprint sprint sprint
lube up for me
it's right behind that the truck the blue tailgate of that just stay right behind it
Reference friends sent
Structural engineer to check his floorboards if he had hutch come over what you do also check toilet for closey cams
Oh good work
This is the play guys
Real kid this time along with the stupid SR2M so we can actually help you guys through those fights
Having to push in there and put my barrel in his mouth is so annoying. I'm gonna bring a real kid at this time
I was under the impression there was a second guy in that building that's why I was looting frantically
So I was expecting him to pop out and shoot me so I just ground what I kind of
I
Mean I'm gonna get that and I'll 5.5
I got a riddle for you, too. Whenever you're ready. Oh, what is it?
If a brick didn't know how to sit on a wall no more, what would you ask it?
What if a brick didn't know how to sit on a wall no more, what would you ask it?
I
How do you why don't you know how to sit on the wall no more?
Yeah, I mean that seems like the situation in hand I suppose
logical logical okay, I got two gumper guns out of that. I'm feeling pretty horny right now
Oh, that's good that is good to hear. I get the did I get the thing, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'd say that's good
You choose any map but reserve P and I can find my way around
It was just I hate reserve just much the next minute, but I have I have kill
That's fair. I get it. I get it. I have no reps in that map at all
I suppose like a fish out of water just floundering around
Get this I had a guy telling me to drink while I'm in the middle of a fight with another player there
Oh my god, that's weird. My bug leaders never tell me anything fucking stupid
Ever
No, they literally never say anything fucking tell me shit
Where's he at? Where's he at? Good response? Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. It's a weight
restriction for that. I've never done an extract like that before. I'm trying to learn a little
bit here, you know what I'm trying to talk about. No, it's not a weight restriction.
You just can't have a backpack on. Oh, so why would anyone fucking use that thing?
Can't really get out with you. Can you well? No, but if your friends and dad you want to get on quick
Okay, it was actually the exact circumstance that you were in was the yeah circumstances you would use
Give me a second to build a kid here. I'm ready to go though
I got four hundred hours. Oh, I'm so close. Oh my god. All I need is point
Point three eight more and I have proper level four. Oh my god. This is huge. Oh
My god, this is huge. Oh my god. This is huge. This is huge
Okay, I'll do guys. I'm telling you as soon as I get seven more kills this SR 2m bullcrap
It's all about we don't have to go reserve ever again. I got proper level four. I'm done
Well, I mean there is other question you do which is that's the question I'm most close to completing we could technically do
two different quests eliminate two more cyber scouts on streets of Tarkov and then if anyone has the key to locate the real estate fund
On the streets of Tarkov that will theoretically get me to level 4 proper as well. This is let me do it
Can't take me see by the key real quick. I'm gonna take a look at my yeah, you take a look. What's the key called?
Let me check it is
Real estate agent office room key
it is oh it's only $200,000 wait I got it I bought it I bought it oh that's nice
wait no more we don't have to go back to the reserve we're good and I already had
the key
you play better if you wear the shroud yes yes you play much better yes yes
I'm doing a team leader inspection just right now. Please don't disturb the guys are just doing some team leader
Right now
Just do it some team of yourself. Hey, yeah, you doing. Hey, are you doing?
Hey, were you up to today?
Just stay away from me you scot!
Oh my god, okay now I'm ready to go
No, you know what that's unfair. Maybe she's a very kind lady. You know what? Maybe that you know what that's unfair for me to say
maybe she's a scientist maybe she is a
well-renowned scientist and she's helped the world through a significant disease research and
and and has started
funds for people that are
Without water without food and she's building homes in countries that need more
That's unfair for me to say. Well, yeah, okay. Maybe she's the lion bitch
It's possible
All who knows it's I mean listen we that's why we can't jump it is losing devil's advocate
Devil's advocate case could be the one it could be the one, but that's why we can't die if you don't know
We don't know that's right. That's right. I'm not saying she is I'm just saying it's possible. It's 100%
It's possible. It's possible. It's a hundred percent. It's possible. I think we're on the same page
Oh, we're all on the same page benefit of the doubt. Yeah, you know, you want to give them the benefit of the doubt exactly
Exactly. I'm willing. I'm willing. Oh my god. You better be I'm coming in. Oh
God, let me get some fish
You're gonna take me to some places on Tarkov that I would nobody never seen
This is gonna be a lot better, okay, one of you guys you hubby be all I does not have access to streets of Tarkov
How is it possible? I'm pretty certain you start with sweet to drive up
Wait guys, don't you start with these of Tarkov?
Okay, how much does she need is that how you get by giving the money you ever give her the $250,000
I don't know what money dude. Why do I have to give her my money? That was the literal
first thing I did before I went to a red.
Oh, I'm fine, dude. I'll give her a fucking money. Give her the money. Give her the
money. I don't want them in. That's 250K. Does she really need that? Yes, she needs
it. She. Yes, she has menopause. I. It's something to do with treatment for that
Whatever just given two words. We go to streets dog up
All right, fine. I gave it to her. You're happy but now to kick you down to her disrespecting her
Replacing him replacing with this guy. He would be be y'all behind us. He doesn't he's hidden
All right, look good
Look at that. Look at that kid. I'd be intimidated that house. Oh
Thank you. Say thank you. You see that oh
You oh, yeah, you're looking good. You're looking real good. You're like oh wow you have five magazines and a
Half a second maybe five six eight one. I can promise you you will shoot 10% of those balls for you kids
You're asking the ground
I gotta have my chat
Like dude, I think I'm good
I used to bring one bag of the gun and two extras unless it's like an SR 25 that I use to do one of the gun
What I'm sorry
They know you didn't want anybody to know where we were going yeah, and then you shit on me about not
250,000 to open up a specific map. Hey, let me be look where we're going Demesh. Oh
Right, right
Fucking clever well not anymore not anymore now. They know
I'm still supposed to not show my screen.
Yes, you know you see it now.
Let's ride.
You guys ready for a great ray?
Oh, yeah, yeah, can I request we do factory next with pistols?
Oh, maybe.
Wait, oh, one game.
I'm telling you seriously, I'm telling you seriously now.
It's serious business.
Now we actually play the game!
Now it's time to play the game!
by the way I think you did go straight
huh
yeah hey so it is right here
literally right here I'm not even talking to you right from us
was I would not be shooting
I
The first thing I'll do the side
You see right down this road right down this way you see us
I don't know if they went left or right.
They're about to push in.
I need to go to left.
You both, you both.
Fuck, I'm behind the institution.
Yeah, they're definitely in the Fat Man's territory.
He's got to keep moving boys.
See you, see you, boys.
What do you got here?
Oh.
See you, see you.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
I'm like the mama bird.
You're like the baby birds.
Look, you can do math.
Like, quick, quick, quick,
Jack, get somewhere safe, get somewhere safe.
my question is somewhere in this building
oh here it is first one
easy what am I looking for in here
oh
oh
something oh god
You
Fresh to be free you can be fresh you can be free
No, no, no, I'm not you be fresh to be free
Oh my god, it's your nary for procreation. Oh god missionary for procreation missionaries
Oh god, oh god, but you guys go from here. Yeah, I'm downstairs at the
Over here over yonder over yonder whatever that is over yonder over yonder. That's at the top all you dumb business a movie theater
I'm looking for you. We had
Well, I should I should look over the same bags and behind you turn around. You see it's
Yeah, yeah, I don't see them
I think they're around this building. That's not like it was in the street. It was a dog
It's like others. I think it's 180 this building like opposite side of us
I'm not too familiar with this map to just all you I see my seat by city and he's at the end
He's at the very end. Oh, she's got me. He's got me. It's a very invariant
What was your fucking let's run optics come on boys come on boys
judge
Go go go
It's gonna be multiple hundred percent of the guys at the end of these bunnies
Look at me
He's in the bridge. He's in the bridge. He's in the bridge. Oh, what a sweet treat. What a sweet treat. What a fun time
He's in the bridge. Ah, when I died the top left. Oh, what a sweet. What a fun game. Oh
My goodness kill me now kill me right now
I see him, I see him.
Watch out.
Kill me right now, kill me, just kill me.
Kill it, just, just end it, just end it.
He's coming through this building right B, want him in?
Yeah, he's in that building, yeah.
You got this boys, you got this.
Let him have it.
Oh no, how can I make?
Give me a second.
Gotta hate this game.
Fuck, I don't know how to play this game.
game. I don't know why I play a stupid fucking game. Animal game. Full kill them. Full kill them.
There's one more I think.
Hey you think there's another one in here? This guy's thick bro. That guy is one.
He's up in the bridge. You go up that chair while he's at. Good day. Yeah. I'll keep him busy if you want.
Behind that white door.
I'm going to get you.
I'll sit inside of you, right, P?
In this wall?
You see that wall?
Yeah, you see your left.
Yeah, I got the little first one, sir.
Hit him, cook.
Hit him, cook.
Hit him, cook, boys.
This guy is juice that I just killed.
Posty zero cent peanut.
I ran into a wall hard as a rock,
and I broke my nose first.
That's not working, gimmick.
Give me a shot here, bro.
Let him know.
I do, I'm gonna be rich, he said.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Alright, before you push him, let me know.
I just need you to have a big personality, boss. Don't you worry.
Well, he knows I'm here. I just killed the steam engine right up the stairs.
Just push it out.
Kill the double!
Let's fucking go, boys!
Holy shit!
Okay, I'm just gonna grab your kit, P.
Do you want your kit back?
P not! You want your shit?
P!
No, no, no, no, no.
I killed both, P, you know, I killed both.
Good work, Mr. Beas. Good work.
I'm proud of you, boss.
Thank you. Thank you, boss.
Good. I mean, are we so fucking serious?
Are we so dead serious?
I mean, are we just dead serious?
Are we dead serious?
I know for you guys who don't play dog-off,
it's like, oh, dude, you're like, oh, cool.
Well, those of you who do play dog-off, what the fuck?
Are we dead serious?
Are we actually dead serious?
Are we dead serious?
are you are you fucking my ass you outside that's you yeah that's me are you
fucking here I hate this game whether they think I've ever hated my
dialogue is another I hate this game I hate this if I hope it burns I hope it
burns I hope this game fucking burns oh my god oh my god yeah let me grab
I
Be happy for your friends. I use Tomo is having for dumb ads. Do you hear me?
Are you fucking damn?
Hmm
I'm gonna put your backpack over here what I said you watch you go slow
What do you have that chest by the case which sorry I would hear the chest box you'll the chest
Yeah, I'm working on it. I'm trying to goop up a little bit old. I can heal while I walk, you know
Actually, I don't know which I'd say that they wish
You know what it is it's good for everything
Is that you say you this is me walking door?
Yeah, there's a door
Oh, this guy is the fucking sausage bag again. I hate these gentlemen. I don't I put anything in this goddamn piece of shit
I'm taking this thing's fucking
anything you see here, just feel free to take it.
Alright boys, the 6th round, I'm gonna turn the game up max, I'm gonna turn you guys down
men, and I'm gonna sound whore. I'm gonna hear a butterfly squeef from a mile out. You understand
what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying? That's
what we're doing this next round. That's what we're doing this next round.
I hear you, I hear you, I'm in a hurry, I'm in to it, I kind of fried that guy, you did good
work out there fetish good work out there I got the burp burp, you want a dog tag dude
it's kind of cool ain't it nice oh baby you want to you want to drop it's in large supply
these days drop what what do you want yeah thank you thank you it's fine
how's gonna grab the dog tag you have that my L545 oh you do oh yeah you
might have that L545 I've got you you want it now oh yeah kind of all right
don't have all as you probably have given sounds don't you use you have
given sounds yeah I do I do I do I go back down the stairs where few escape
You're right next to it.
You're right next to it.
Yeah. Now we're...
Take the door right there.
Take the door right there. Go outside.
No, behind the one right next to it.
Right next to it.
I'm going to be going here.
So take the door right next to it. There you go.
And go through the door right there in front of you. The one's right...
Yup.
Oh, shit!
Come on!
Close, close, close!
That's all right, everyone.
Now they're down, they're down.
What?
They're down.
Get dressed!
Across the street!
Across the street?
Listen, there's dead guys on the street.
I feel pity for the next man I see I feel pity for the next man I see I will I will vaporize him
I will vaporize
I
Where to where to run around that corner keep all the wall good work team those those exit teamwork guys those exit team
Wait, I like the way you guys move out there
Right there in the back
Never been more proud of a team than I am right now. You guys work together. The synergy is great
The synergy is great
The next man I see I pity him I pity him. I will
Oh my god
Yeah, I would love the NL 545.
Can you load up with some BT?
Just fill up the mag whenever I've got left.
You would mind.
Yeah.
Stupid.
Yep, yep.
We're good.
I got 350 hours for some, put that in my backpack.
Okay, okay.
That's your good plan.
That's your good plan.
Never take it out again.
Okay, that's a less good plan. That's a less good plan
That's what are the mags for that thing, you know, I see you fill up the magnets in it
So you actually buy a new man, you know, but
Yeah, yeah
545 right just a bit of BT would do great. Just a little bit of BT
Oh, you should take BT, buddy.
Well, you know, this is a little smidgen.
Never heard of anyone.
This is a little smidgen, you know?
Nothing too brash.
Real stuff.
Nothing too brash.
Nothing too brash.
Oh, even an extra mag.
Oh, that would be fantastic.
Well, you're bringing an extra mag?
Actually, let me just make sure that that's 5 for 5.
No, it's not.
okay i'm bringing you the mag that's in the gun and the rest you have to take care on your own
okay i understood understood if you play a map i'm more familiar with i can probably contribute
a bit more to just these maps we're playing i have no familiarity with at all
I'm unfortunately have to go to this poop app for these stupid
actually the reason I'm doing these things to be me is is because once I get
pepper level four it lets me buy BT ammo but there's you why I'm doing it
that oh so then you can you can give us btm oh no we need it you know if I got
it at a time it was nice I give you a couple I give you a couple I give you
double limited I'm feel pity for the next man I see God bless him a little taste
please God guide his soul through the ether drink first guide his soul through
purgatory up to your great kingdom because I will send him there I will
send him
First you got any class one day shipping 45. What is it?
You have any any 30 round max for the G 36
Six four five you just buy those I
Can't I buy them the only the 20 I have this I'm level 13 man. I can't do shit
All right, I'll get you. Oh, yeah, I'm a different
Just a one or two mags be great
What you call it again mags preferably
I'm going to use the G. 36.
Um, Battle Mags.
Battle Mags.
Max.
30 round. 30 round.
Stan Agnes.
Well, no, I use the G.
36 because if you are no Stan
Agnes can go in there.
No, it's a G.
36.
It's a G.
36.
Okay.
Use your butthole like a piece of laughy-daffy
What you were with all this fucking number and like math dude. Oh god. Oh, yeah, I do max full of shit. Come on. Let's move
Let's move. Let's move here. We go here. We go
Man, I pity the next man. I see I pity the next man. I see oh my god. God bless yourself
God rest his soul get a throw down. I'm gonna throw down
I'm maxing out game sound and I'm minimizing discord sound no offense guys
Nothing you guys are doing is wrong. Nothing you guys. I have to sound whore
I'm going to a sound whore this shit out of this game if I'm telling you I am telling you if there is a
Frog that starts on a lily pad
Three towns over I will turn left and burn a hole through his brain
With a 545 bowling. Oh
My god. Oh, I'm hard talking. I just started playing talk up. Congratulations. Congratulations. Your life is ruined
I'M GONNA RIDE!
I'm the chromosome guy I deleted the chat that wasn't the mods they are good guys I deleted it because I can't spell where the shit and didn't want to get shit out of my head.
Oh
Oh my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad my guys. I own guys
Those are all jokes guys. You don't have to be worried about this ball
And that's why I rise on you because you guys my boys come on. You have to worry about that
You say something I say something just like I do with mr. BB. Mr. P
Pete
Now's time. Now's time. What's time? What's time? What's time?
This is yours. This is yours.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Two mags.
Yeah, BG, buddy.
Oh, BG? Oh, nice.
Oh, BG. Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
Right, quickly boys, follow me.
Use these.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, I think you bought the wrong mags.
No, those are Z-36 mags.
Let me see your gun. Let me see your gun.
Oh that, no, that goes in that gun.
That goes in that gun. 100%
That goes in that gun.
No, I don't have to shoot.
I'm just looking at it. You're good, you're good.
You're good. That goes in that gun.
100%, 100%.
Alright, alright, fair. Let's see.
Here we go. I'm minimizing sound, maximizing
other sound. Here we go.
Fuck.
Where's my hair?
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
I FUCKING GOT HIM!!!
My dog, oh my penis, denied
Baby, come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby, come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby, come and suck my penis, just suck it tonight
EEEEET! Too easy, too easy!
The bugger of the challenge was
GIMP YOUR ASS BACK TO THE LOBBY, BITCH, BOY!
GIMP YOUR ASS BACK TO THE LOBBY!
We're here now we're here. Okay, we're here boys. We've arrived
That's right. We've arrived a couple of warm-ups. He's a couple of us. He's a couple of us. That's all we need
What I try to install magnet says can't find compatible slot. What does that mean? Oh, dude?
There's no way those bags don't go in
Who's your fucking god for real it's not there's no giving us bags. Thank God come back here
Yeah, there's no way
There we go, come in here, come in here, you're in a nice little climb, right?
You try it
What? It's a G36!
What?
Mm-hmm, shit. You remember when I said Stan Egg?
You remember when I said Stan Egg?
You ride, you ride, you ride, you ride, shoot the whole game.
Well, I get to loot the third, the second guy to kill, who's mine?
Okay, the same guy to kill, okay.
You can have the, can be more, can be more.
I keep watching, keep watching.
Find us, find us.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
find us, find us
got him, got him, got him
level 1 planes, holy dingo
what are we doing here?
and counted your team kill.
The player spawns under D.
You're on 30 count.
I don't have time to overreact.
You're on 15 times.
Hope this helps.
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Oh
You should go to that finance office again pop it open for real goop. I
Well
No, I don't know. You're just playing with a bag
Really, oh, yeah, they're all you have to be in fact the oh, yeah, that was huge. That was huge. You have an idea
I don't think he's actually right when you kill those guys. That's right
That I didn't know holding ground level it's keep it moving boys. Let's keep it moving
Can you charge boys stay on your charge
I'm going down the Forbidden Street, wheezing again, wheezing, wheezing again!
Oh my god, I have dr. Jackal you've got to be actually fingering my butthole with a
What the hell just happened I lost the will live I lost the will to live
That's what happens
It's not a player I'm packing a Mac is only up one fucking magazine
That's a player. He's in there. Yeah, I hit him tons. He might die actually my gun jam. I was spraying him
I had him a few too. He's written the hallway. I'm looking at
You know be pushed to see the left side of the building to me
I can't hear much
God's got a plan for us guys
The vision's a little boy right now, okay, the vision is a little boy right now
I would if I didn't say that I'd be lying. I didn't say that I'd be lying. Okay, but he's got a plan
This is a little blurry. Okay, it's a little blurry right now, but that's okay. That's okay
I am keeping I am keeping tonight
Well, how do I get in this building?
I you can go around the way that he was in or you can go down that hallway take a right take a right again
It's that one sure that I had you guys go ahead and I said gonna kill me. No, it's not. No, no, you're good
Making proud balls
I'm a bitch. I've got an idea. I'm gonna you know what? I'm gonna just keep what are you guys in front of me?
Little means you're a little piece of a buffer a bit of a buffer a bit of a buffer
I'll keep taking your dog tags if you don't want to care for it.
Hey, no problem.
No problem.
No problem.
No problem.
No problem.
Yeah, that guy killed you with a DB.
Naked DB, I think.
No joke.
It's a handy dog, isn't it?
ZIGZAG! ZIGZAG! ZIGZAG! I SAW THAT GUY FOR A CORNER OF A STYLE TO FRO A SYSTEM OF FUCKING
SHUTTLE RAP! An F1 race car driver would have been able to react to that situation.
You crazy!
Are you insane?
This is the inside.
Okay, coming in.
That's another find a way in.
Let's keep wrapping building, you'll see it.
Do we have that same damage in house thing?
I think you do actually.
I think we spot the same spot.
We do.
Alright, let's keep the fuck out of here.
Yeah, you'll have to tell me some...
You'll have to give me some directions.
You'll be with a double barrel.
Take that guy's name.
Maybe give me that guy's name.
Give me that guy's name.
KU2.
I got his dog.
KU 2.
I got that fuckers number.
I got that fuckers number.
I hear that KU?
I got that fuckers number.
I got that fuckers number.
What happened? Have you tried that gear?
Your shit goes smooth.
I
Need a fucking check every single one of them. Yeah, that's the pain in the ass of these I'm on the last one
Oh, we'd have to do that right now
The other way you were at the first time
You were right the first time I mean it's behind you
Yeah, they do you left they do you right they do you left
I
Right side of the street
You just saw under the truck right here
The day of reckoning is coming
The day of reckoning is coming. The day of salvation
The day that I arise from the ashes like a fiery feeding stick
AHHHHHHHHH!
It's upon us!
The time is nigh!
The time is nigh!
Without keeping it.
How many times do I keep bringing the same gun out?
Oh my...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my, oh my goodness.
I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see
until this poop is coming out of his mouth.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen!
Excellent, Ray!
I remember the sound I heard when you drop it was just
Boom one time. Yes. So one is the one is one situation a one situation
Cheers boys. Cheers. You want this gun back? Yeah?
Nothing mention it every lovely you're gonna need it. You're gonna need it. Yeah, but I don't have any more. Oh
Oh, I'm kind of out of BT. Hey, don't worry. Don't worry
just bring in whatever was that just bring in just did you get my armor by
James no I don't worry
what you say so also also can you bring me some real mags for oh yeah no I got
shit we do me what do you have a mind what do you have a mind yeah all right
it's called it's called a battle man
I know what it is. I know what it is. What do you have my go?
I have your gun. I have two mags. It's a genem three, right?
Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. So I have two brown genem threes.
Hold on. Hold on. Yeah.
NL 545. I have your helmet. And what could you have again?
I'm I have a G36 good put it in my mouth and put a rubber band around the trigger. Okay. All right
Can you do that for me chief? It's all I ask. I don't ask for much. I don't ask for much
I don't ask for much. I feel like you can do me the small favor
Thank you, I appreciate that I appreciate that very that's very kind of you. It's very kind of you
We're helping a group out. It's very kind of you
I need you to kill me. I need your help. I need you to kill me. Can you do that?
I can help you out. I can help you out a little bit. No guarantees.
Oh
Well, we get your Stan Ag mags and get your battle bag. So not I'm gonna get the exact same bag just case
We can't fucking PS anyone there you're asking me to bring in
times are hard for a goopa times are hard for a goopa
times are hard for a goopa
times are hard for a goopa
I will not lie to you team
times are hard for a goopa
okay you know when a goopa is down
okay when a goopa is down
that's when his back against the wall
you know that's when he gets feral
like hot Toronto, cheesy goodyear crunch
You know I'm talking about they're talking about you don't want to mention it. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. All right, let's try
Flocks
Yeah, fat ass. Oh, yeah, you know I'm an item across the block
Don't worry about my helmet you guys need to get in the match. Are you guys ready?
You bet kill me. Don't be pretty skilly. All right. I can
Nice.
I played Street Sight 2 boss.
I got absolutely shot on over and over again.
Rats galore, it was just one of those bad Tarky Nights.
This is how it goes sometimes.
And it's just how it goes.
You know what makes it even better, Mr. Beard Hiss?
When I can see the screen fade to black
as I think of all the loot that's gone.
and I get to look to my left and there's a guy going,
you fucking son.
He makes you just a little better.
It just makes it a little better.
I take a glance at what I have.
Boop, right here, boop, boop, boop just like that.
And your trash, fantastic, fantastic.
The people you play with are crazy.
Yeah, I'll play with you again.
I told you I'm going back on the update.
I think I have one more sponge before the update.
I believe in you boss, really?
Do you believe in me, believe in me, believe in me?
Really?
The project's a talk off, thank you, thank you.
Let's ride!
I
Get these night. I'm sorry
Marie I
Hold on
Hey, hey, I'll be how many bags you can bring again
I brought I brought two bags be two extra bags or two max agree the one of the guy. Oh
oh no you said the mags there's one and two more and did you get the spare
ammo by chance three no I've got brings up what your P your PSM yeah that's the
best thing if I could buy
oh fuck I'm dead
Oh, guys, right here, right here, right here.
Let's get out of this fucking atrium here.
Sitting in a fish aquarium.
I didn't see people right here.
They spawned right there.
They spawned right there.
Maybe they spawned this time.
I don't know.
They cross.
Put my laser into the dirt.
I think we got you got you got I think we're good hey did you pick up those
mags I dropped it yeah yeah yeah oh they're full of 855 okay I got a lot of
those those I got a lot of I need to find some BT or just any 545 I move
that matter. You gotta kill a guy quick.
Get out of my face.
It's got a bag.
And I usually fucking
eat those scabs up, dude.
Meanwhile,
walking right through.
Yeah, it goes.
You got to go boys.
One second for
the other definitely not spot there.
Walk down on the second floor, go outside and go around.
Let's go this way so we'll see you
We're your electros we're to kill the fat man. All right
What about your quest though, you don't want to do you forget about the question
What were the questions you remember what we're doing
It was the other thing you do there's one more thing right we're gonna say miscaps. Oh, yeah
Yeah. And there's the thing with the key here that you've got.
We just gotta go to the finance building.
Finance. I gotta skew myself these mags.
I only got one and like three quarters mags right now.
Let me run in front of you, Pete.
Ah, we're fine.
I
Quickly
Keep your people up. Let me know if you guys see anything suspicious, okay?
You guys got me those suspicious. Yeah, I'm right behind you brother. Oh, you zoom it up. You guys see these space race
And just what are a lot of the I hear something I do I do I do it's what run
Yeah, yeah, I've repaired it right before I came in jammed the last time too. I don't know what I'm just getting lucky
Let me for me. Let me go beyond
You cross you wanna cross I would across yeah, we're gonna cross we're gonna move right through this dangerous territory
This is this this good. It's right here. All right
Okay, okay, let's be careful
very careful very careful
very careful
who's in the way the bad boys like to go this is the bad boys
keep your people's open boys
keep your people's open
I'm coming through this archway right now
we're down down there
take it I'm gonna shoot
you're in this building okay oh oh we're outside the building we're outside the
building okay
give it to us I don't know if that's why I'm with which is this one open
I'm gonna have to do it's watchable or not this one in here dick hello are you
walking on wood this is me yeah I'm walking on wood behind you
you know that bridge right here in this hallway this is me bro this is me
It's really sorry. It's really sorry. It's your move
Hello, do we down there?
Let me decide rules
But he goes it goes
Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm crazy. Yeah, I'm crazy. Oh, yeah, these are definitely not with the open
Let's go through your quest. Let's go through your quest.
Oh my gosh, gosh, gosh, what are you...
Push the lock?
That's just...
...pensier-ish.
That's just...
...pensier-ish.
This is the place you were shooting at from.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, let's move to that quest. Good thing you watched it.
I see that fish out here. I see that fish.
It's a boy you're tough from down the hallway for me which probably does a
scapice on the main road we go where I got shot by the second guy
Boy wait do you see boy down the road cuz what I'm talking about is behind the blue band
Yeah, left side left side of the road in the archway just right in the right. This might be a three-band dad
100,000% oh this one confident over here
Yep, in the Greek the iron game. I just saw him peak
Come on down, Mr. Silly don't make this out of it. It has to be come on down. I'm certain p
I'm gonna go through the door. I'm gonna build next to you on your right on your left guys.
Come on down, Mr. Silly! Come on down! Come on down!
The boys...the boys exhausted.
This is me second floor running wood.
Yeah, him...oh.
I'll use this room, I'll use this room right here.
Here he is, here he is. This is me, this is me.
This is me?
Yeah, how do we...what do we do? How do we even get in there?
I told you I went in the second floor
I was calling the whole time
Wait what? How'd you get in here?
You just slide down
You just slide down
What are you guys doing?
You're a sly man
Do you have any food?
Anybody have any food?
Uh, I've got a little bit of food but I'm gonna need a second
Uh, there's a grocery store next door so you can go ahead
Yeah, let's go ahead
What was yours?
And use this little roll too
What was this guy brought up to?
Oh, that's nice
Huh
Sorry, Mr. Fetus
Yeeeeeee
Sorry
It's okay, it's okay
You take a very weird round
We get some groceries for you boss
Because right now you see the window
It's a trick, damn it.
It's a trick.
They fooled me good.
I only got some crew time for you.
It's kind of poo-ass, but...
Where?
Where?
Right outside.
He's on the ground.
He's on the ground.
Outside the front door, too.
Where's he going?
He's on the ground.
He's on the ground.
I'm coming, bunch!
I'm coming!
Leave!
You get back here, young man!
Is this the pistol-runner?
Oh, there's guys in the game.
gamer hey now he's getting me in the lobby make sure I did yeah
you might have a little shum-shum little bite who might eat there's dead
people over there but who's he's still in this dark tag he's got a nice rig you
I want that
Street that you in the middle of the street go
You have this mom come with us. Come on. Do you guys we might give him this milk?
I got a little guy over here. You can catch a boy full of work. You ever drink breast milk on accident
Of course all the time by the this is the boss is the boss right here
This is the boss
Nice it's got a diaper helmet if you want that
The buses you got that food on
Yeah, I'm almost out of water myself
milk for it's food and water yeah drink that I'll take a little water if you find
any peace tell you something thank you oh this guy's got me I need to go you
please use 545 ammo real tough spot use a real good 545 ammo
you just smidgen a 545 pbps where oh so I have tons of great 515 oh my god
It's got 120 BS and 30 PBBS sticks, boys.
Oh, I didn't even see it.
Oh, that's way better than I was.
I was gonna use like poop air,
but that's better than the AMI we've been using.
Oh, guys, I have to take a peepee right now.
I'm not even lying.
Oh my God.
Guys, I gotta find a room.
You guys, do you got a pee?
Oh God, I got a peepee.
Oh, no.
Drop the food, drop the food.
I already gave him the mouse, so you can give it to ya.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Oh yeah, it's by the bus, by the dead body outside.
Oh God, he'll pee.
Find a bus by the dead body outside
I'm gonna explode my mom's gonna explode your back. Go go go go pee go pee. I'll just go fuck myself
Yeah, I'll go grab this. Give me a sec
Outside by the bus by the dead body right where we killed that guy the two buses parked next to each other they'll shoot there should be
I don't know what the fuck that sound was.
You're nice
Come back
We got we got motion go we got a couple of kids under our hand boys
HELLO HARAM!
Y-Y'ALL LISPY HELLO, VERY HELLO
to get the fuck out of here.
W-We-W-We go in, we leave,
and we gotta-we gotta go get the-the-the finance stuff.
You didn't get your pass yet?
No, I didn't.
I'm not sitting on th-uh,
I'm alright with-with-with drinks
for a little bit.
Not very long.
Hey, come on, come on, come on, let's go, let's go.
We'll get you-we'll get you some drinks or two of us.
Let's keep you-keep yourself in search of all the nice,
lovely scabs you-wee-wee burger.
I
Check your one of these type of skies that we turn around good
This is me right coming through the archway, okay, don't shoot this was her guy like right here
Is this exit open
It's not what the hell what are we here?
Yeah. It's probably me. I'm right behind you. Yeah. This is me.
No, we, no, no. It's not behind us. Yeah, that sounds fucked up to you.
The audio in this game is weird, man. I don't know what it's at.
That's the thing. Yeah, but it's not open, is it?
Is it turned green or whatever? Whatever. Jumping?
Dang. What's your favorite map to play, dude?
Me? I like Shoreline. Yeah, I like it too, honestly.
I just started learning it. I love it.
It's always open always open
You even need a flare anymore, huh?
Oh
Yeah, they can be anything you don't buy that's the special give a duffle bags. I
Just got some peas and some crackers you eat food or water for that
Okay, you take
Roast starving to death. Oh
Here's some peas and some crackers you go guys. I'll take the peas. Thank you, bro
Don't go. These are going to be a limited one or two. These are just in this kind of
I want you moving boys. Let's get moving. You're into the financial office. Right here.
My laser is going to those. Alright, lead the way, Pete. Coming up the way we came.
Right on right on the. Right on the. Right on the. Right on the. Right on the.
Right on the. Right on the. Right on the. Right on the. Right on the.
We're doing pretty good this way boys. We're still alive. We've been here for like 25 minutes 20 minutes. That's right
So out to the left you guys we're gonna cross the street. Yeah, I'm just left the God Street into the archway
Right behind you feet
Restaurant there too. Oh, yeah, they can be for this restaurant. Yeah, we come back
Take a little beef boys, take a little beef,
little beef, never heard anyone.
Thank you.
What do you think you're doing?
Yeah, a little sip, you know.
A little sip you do, a little sip you do.
There's some food right here,
you want flakes?
You don't take that without food though,
or water, or other.
Shit, right, nothing to drink, man.
God damn it.
This is like my house right now.
Oh, this is, what is it, a water?
There's so many cigarettes though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, brother.
These cigarettes are outside inside. You smoke cigarettes outside inside?
I got the air. Let's keep moving. Let's keep moving.
I got the mobile lots of the living room. Cowboy boots all.
We're going right through the finance doozy. We're looking for some food water there.
You should water right here after this re-predator is bitter
You took Big Mac Tim Timmy from him by the way do you ejaculate peanut butter in shit out peanut butter is my pill
I
Very private what a what a disgusting question what a disgusting question
This is so good, right?
Yeah, they're dehydrating the shit out of you.
Oh.
You're being bullied by poop.
You got that right there.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You guys eating food and water?
Yeah, I need water, man.
Suck a lot of water.
I'm going to be out of water too.
What the fuck?
It's a holy crap.
Oh my god.
Run it back.
Third World Country Simulator.
We're just looking around there.
All that time
Let's go to the bank and get this thing that way at least we don't that
We're in exiles
The look probably you guys look up for food water right here. I'm gonna go see the doosy, okay?
I
Don't you see that to reduce your fatigues from your nose?
Oh, excuse me, mr. Dora, I'm on a mission
I found a drink right here
Yeah
Told it
That's exactly what I need right now, too. Thank you
Yeah, I'm gonna be out of water
oh my thirsty boy I was thirsty
drink all that hindsight my bed
man that time I said save some I did
do you waters well in fairness and you
want to drink some vodka I'm good no
nothing's oh I'm out of food I'm out
of food you see we need food I got my
I think I have my question.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is ridiculous.
Oh, god, god.
This is ridiculous.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Are you second four feet or a first?
I have a lot of food now.
Does anyone need any food?
I just need, yeah, I could take some.
I'm just going to take some water, I think.
Oh, relay.
Oh, my god.
Oh, score.
Oh, you go.
He's a ton of food right here.
This will bring you both up to almost max.
Do you have my real max now right there?
Oh, even more food, even more food, here you go.
Dig with Jean, dig with Jean.
Fuck, I'm watered.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I know, I should have started a shot,
should have saved you.
Put it in my butt and flick my bean,
I'm gonna die.
Oh my God.
Oh, here's your gluten.
Okay.
Oh, thank God.
My legs, oh, leave.
Oh, God.
Okay, come on.
All right, hopefully the car's here.
Hopefully the cars will be quiet and sublime
I need the guy, don't shoot him, don't shoot him
I need the guy to slash what I need
God I'm cross compete
I'm gonna get him
Absolutely
I'm cross you, do you have money, do you have money?
I got money, yep
I don't have
I got money Pete
How much you got?
I got 100k
I got 20,000, right?
Okay, come on, let's call it
Oh
Give you a second bottle so I can finger both of them
I
Start work we are
Be sure the session don't be sure the section. Oh my god. Wow. Okay first successful rate of the night
We are back we are back boys
was my third one, I'd say.
I'm on a four streak.
You want a four streak?
But I didn't get any other guns
because I had to bring penis gun out twice.
The last raid I died in was that one where I got one tapped.
I don't remember you doing that, though.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
And they doubted, they doubted, they doubted.
Wait, why do I only have one kill?
We didn't run into too many players.
Wait, I had... wait.
I had two kills and I 100% certainly got.
Wait, bug? Really?
Hmm...
I headshot that guy in the middle of the street that was crouched over.
That was 100%, 100% my kill, no doubt in my mind.
And then the guy that I peeked really fast on the bars. It's a bond. Oh, that's weird
Mmm. Oh
Yeah, okay, that's a bond for sure cuz I killed those two sniper scabs to get my question and neither of them are that last
Oh, it's definitely by definitely by okay. Okay. Oh, yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense.
Let me turn my question. This should propel me up to level four proper where I can finally
fight I
Did bt mo 5-4 fight
We say
Yeah, but I don't usually use that to really late game because the mags expensive
Okay, I'll put in the little gun box did you actually have to go to factory?
Mr. Mr. BB? Say again? I have like a hundred questions. On factory? Yeah. Well then let's
go let's get our shotguns you can crack a lock in.
I don't have any on factory but I fucking love that place so I'm down.
No, let's do it that let's do it
We're just going shotguns or what are we doing? Oh?
Yeah
Yeah
MP 153 piranha ammo a little bit of armor little little some some bad bad bad
But he uh
You put any deer on or you just go and serve with shotgun. Hmm. They can only buy 108 BTS per like three hours
I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do no too much. You don't do much right?
I'm good
I'm good. I'm gonna just old details to I've been wearing level three armor level three
The dog
So good you don't need that much water for
the fact that you're right probably not no we're gonna be having a little some
some some some never heard anyone you know like some sin at 70 oh that's fine
that you'll be dead long before that's over 100% whoa whoa listen I escaped the
last three ever since I fucking wore that shroud mask mm-hmm I've been a
a lot. Mm-hmm. I've done it once. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I got two burnt peanut dog tags too.
You know, like every now and then a deer runs out the middle of the road and gets hit by a semi?
That kill chance is about the chance you get a kill. All right, it happens. It happens.
I don't know. I have four kills. If the truck really killing anyone, can he add,
can he put a raindrop catfue on his eye? Technically, he could. Technically,
But in reality he shouldn't and that's what your kills are Mr. Hamidi
But he's the number four higher than the number one because that's how many kills I had last
You had four PMC you know you didn't
You're talking about scabs, Hamidi I think
Well I had probably like three three and a half PMC
Hamidi
Or half scab
You counting scabs as kills already notifies you
IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
I don't fucking play this game man, but I'm out here doing it. I'm out here
Just a 12-gauge animal any kind whatever you feel honestly, I look at only by 84 products
You might want to just buy a 7 millimeter because that's my backup anyways
Yeah
Where do I buy that just prop one just type in 7 mm on the fleet
Okay
And it'll be right there the bottom one 12 by 70 70 millimeter buckshot
And then you save the legs boop boop boop boop boop the dad
Got it. And what quest do you have on here boss?
Have you a question got talking to me you guys have question here, right?
Yeah, I don't have lots of quests. I got lots of quests. Yeah
I got like every shitty quest you could think of like looting the helicopter and like every factory quest like all the opening ones
I gotta do something
Yeah, you want to look real quick hold it take a little peep take a little pee
I got a couple questions, too. I'll be doing it alongside you guys. You guys just do whatever you need to do
I let's run!
Okay
The chemical container I'm not sure where that is
One-way ticket is getting inspired by kills, and Contams, John Kempsey is wearing a specific body armor set
That helicopter if you could help me do that helicopter one now, Pete
And then I got locate all four extractions in one word. It's called scout
Okay, first, second, third, and fourth extraction.
Oh, yeah, I got Jay got Jay.
He's a poop stuck in his butt.
And then I got to survive an extractive poop.
Isn't poop stuck in all of our buds?
Do a couple of those.
What about that for a second?
Does the universe exist without sentient observation?
Does consciousness exist without the universe's birth?
Doesn't everyone have poop in their butt?
A couple questions of science can't answer.
Just a couple of questions that science has failed to answer.
Time and time again.
Yeah, any, any of that.
Peron animal, cause all I gots, uh, just normal shift, 70 millimeter.
Yeah, that's my back up every way you guys you said buddy to the legs
Okay, I'm bringing a shot
You're gonna make me fart. Oh
No, you're gonna make me part. Oh
Jesus you keep talking sweet to me you're gonna make you gonna make me fart. Oh
No
What's it? What's it? What's it? What? Holy shit fetus. Listen, I said, I said, come
in life and holy crap. I'm going like very light. I wouldn't even spit on you because
it would double the value of your cat. I fucking hate this fucking. You have no idea. This
is like a test for they. I'm I'm I'm off a bit. I'm off a bit. Where's it? Where's
Let's play this tonight, all right?
WIZARD, WIZARD, WIZARD, WIZARD, WIZARD, WIZARD, WIZARD,
LET'S RIDE!
Oh, this is gonna be an adventure.
Adventure Black.
One straight front of us.
We need to surrender.
Got him.
Four X-Fax and escape through courtyard gate P if I could.
That's your actual gate?
Yeah.
Yeah, so next up now we now we out
You sure right here are you sure touch the dog?
Got it, thank you sir.
Okay, two out of four?
Oh, and the other one just gates me in outside right?
Oh no.
Yeah, I gotta get like, look at my task, but it's just like all,
go touch all four extracts and help the four yard gate,
tell them the window at the end.
Hmm.
Be careful boys, just create a couple of,
cool themselves yard gas.
I'm trying to bait outside.
fucking
top floor top floor and this is you
yeah i'm top floor top floor
OPEN UP BANGED IT
oish
i'll do it here i'll do it here
we can just take quarter of the gate too i don't really care
uh the cable guy
we gotta get that shit
i could use the vagina
that's the way to get from disease
oh service he provided
i know i will
it's tough to deal with your own you don't know
Mr. Vagina
Yeah, I'm done sir. I'm done sir. I'm blessed. I hope that's what you said
I hope I didn't miss here that because now that I speak about it
it's
That said
No, oh
Brian an officer from Virginia. Oh shit. Okay, dude. I knew I was hearing that wrong
third extracts it was I could have sworn okay all right okay
Mr. Brian from vagina are we all we're downstairs we all it's just like a
Oh
Oh boy friend, he's here.
Hahaha.
What'd you do about that?
What'd you do about that big man?
How'd you do about that?
Oh shit!
Oh ding, ding, ding, ding!
He might throw a name, bro.
You need to be a servant guy to not serve him.
And I'm talking!
Right now!
What?!
You be coming out you be coming out
got a laser right on the left side
nice
hurt, one's hurt, one's hurt
how'd that feel? that was just a sample
yeah fuck you!
I was near a sample
yeah there's two of them
got it
one's holding high
one's low
got one?
what a feel
a clean lead
Get him! Get him! Get him!
Nice, nice, nice!
Shit, where'd you go back?
Get him!
Listen, I'll tell you gentlemen what.
We've got triple dicklice in here.
Yeah, we're 3v1 pound.
Drop your weapon!
Have you been playing parkour all night?
And you're looking for a high-pitched meal?
With extraordinarily good quality and unmatched angles?
Why don't you come on in to gate 3?
We've got hot chow and cold drinks.
Punch it, bring the whole team.
The whole family.
Get killed tonight.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Well, I gotta play something here, I guess.
I said, shit!
Is he still alive?
There was one high ground being like set like, set like...
I think there's two more.
There is, there is 100%
I like, I killed one out there and now there's two more?
I think there's more but, I'm just gonna build anyways
Is there one or two more, you guys?
Looting right now?
I'm gonna put this armor gray gone so I have something on
Hold gentlemen, do not let me die
Oh god
Oh god
Oh god
I
Can't see his guy can't see about it. We're here. Oh
Yeah, nah, this ain't deep now they're getting
Is everyone okay?
I
Everybody okay
Gentlemen I'm kind of a sound cloud artist if you could kind of give me your take on this new tune I got let me know
I guess doing out there
This one!
Oh yeah!
So there's only one more now?
I would peek it, but if I died, I'd use the quest.
Why don't I just run out and go left?
He's to the right, he's 100% to the right.
There's two more!
He's hurt, he's hurt bad, he's hurt real bad, he's low, he's low, he's low.
Get it, get it, fuck it, get it.
Stupid bitch.
Array!
I got you, I got you.
Good job, Pete.
How's all you, man?
Good kill, good kill.
Give me that.
Nice job.
Give me that.
It's mine.
Nice job
Yeah
Just killed this is scab I know that was it's a scab the fuck did he come from
I
Can we do the first factory extract that's the only one I need to touch I think that's just the outside one
I think that is the courier what I think right? I
Don't remember
I did is the court
You said it's going at once?
Oh yeah I know what it is.
OH SHIT I'M GONNA DIE!
There's one more, there's one more.
There's one more, there's one more.
Just be down below, he's up top, he's up top of the bridge.
I'm down on the bridge.
He's pushing towards the bridge.
Here he comes, here he comes.
He's on me.
He's on me, he's on me.
GODDAMN!
IT IS MY OUCH!
IT IS MY OUCH!
Well done.
Okay.
Oh, jeez.
Stupid.
I should have.
Alright, come to me now.
We're gonna go to the shunt.
Come to me now.
Come to the shunt.
Where are the shots?
I didn't do anything.
You're outside, right?
No.
I'm gonna shoot them all.
There you go.
There you go.
Is he shot?
Okay, tell me.
Oh, you're not shot, God.
Oh, bro.
You don't need full?
Yes, first of all, I'm gonna go to the shunt.
I'm gonna go to the shunt.
I'm gonna go to the shunt.
I'm gonna go to the shunt.
I'm gonna go to the shunt.
I'm gonna go to the shunt.
I
Yes, first of all
Yeah, I move though my stomach's black. I got six six out
I'm coming. I think we're coming to you. I still
I'm breathing heavily. This is me. I'm sure you get
Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, we got to play the scabs are here
We're right in front of this player's down first everybody. I'm gonna die. Oh, I'm shit
Oh my god basement yeah, it's just not it's a stream cyber. He was waiting at the door. He's right in that door
You got to push him.
What do you think, Pete?
Just go down there and kill him to get the quest time.
He's gonna be stacked now because he's far ahead trying to loot myself.
Can we go first or are you just right downstairs?
You're not just doing 180, he's right behind you.
You got to see your friends.
Dude, I didn't know, I'm so sorry bro.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Going down the wrong hallway, man.
Woo!
Woo!
That's no way, is he?
He's in the lap, that's it, moving.
Now.
Just back up, touch that door behind you, that's your question.
You gotta get out.
Yeah, go around that thing
So you want to go in the door to your left
They're right there. Yep, I do that door and then you go straight do that door
I got your all dude.
Oh yeah that one too, right up there, right up there.
At least go stand next to that fence.
Ah, right here.
Ah, the boy.
Ah, the boy.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh yeah, Peter's out, yeah, excellent rain, excellent rain.
Oh.
That's right.
Guys, honestly, we dominated, we dominated, we dominated, we dominated, we dominated, we
dominated.
I killed five, oh no, four PMCs, that was pretty good, that was pretty good.
I think I killed a PMC but the problem was he was on our team.
So again, I went down the hallway and you were pointing a gun at me
and I just heard like he's down here so.
I'll get out of here.
Hey, no worries.
No worries.
You know, if I was still alive, I would have shot his ass.
I fucking hate him, baby.
I fucking hate that guy.
I'm saying, honestly, you're gonna be a favorite.
I owe you big time, Fetus.
You let me know anything you need.
I'll bring it to you.
I'll bring it to you.
I'll bring it to you.
All I did was take two of your fucking dog tags me. Yeah, you can eat my butt
You can eat the literal boob out of my asshole
Disgusting thing
You all know that was a successful raid
Yeah, thanks. I got two of my quest done. So I appreciate it
Okay, all right, okay now what now now we really turn on the thrusters does everyone have a lab ski card
No, I lost that lesson with it. I don't know. What is that? I don't know. It's a key card for laughs
The cost can buy it
You guys can't buy it. No, you want fucking bad your best. Get you need a medium-range weapon
Oh, this is going to be glorious.
This is going to be glorious.
Let me tell you something, boys.
Let me tell you something.
There are a few moments in a man's life that define him and what he stands for.
This is one of those moments.
This is one of those moments I'm about to bring you on a journey that is so incredibly
gruesome so incredibly disgusting that you will be different on the other side you will go in a man
and come on a different one you will you will see things you haven't seen before you will see demons
in your sleep you will not be able to sleep for weeks you will wake up in a cold sweat streaming
for the rest of your life you know what i'm about to show you right here right now
Let me tell you boys, let me tell you, things would never be the same for you after this
day.
Don't need to bring any money.
No, no money.
No, no money is necessary.
No money is necessary.
Only your need for speed.
You have a need for speed, son.
A need for blood.
A need for blood.
A need for speed.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, speed and blood.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm listening to Warpigs to hide myself.
Oh, Warpigs.
Oh, delicious.
delicious delicious oh fantastic oh oh you have me scintillated oh okay hide your
screens hide your feet about there's someone in gradually don't kill me don't
kill me yet I'm still trying to get my channel sorry my inventory is kind of full
and I don't know where the gun is.
We need full food here.
Um, oh, me? Oh yeah, you need full food.
I would say you might even want to bring an extra food here.
Extra food in.
You got some in your butthole?
You got some butthole food?
Yeah, your butthole food.
I
Pinball wizard pinball wizard
Well, you know my food I got you food my butt right now
I got your food right here. You know you guys are hiding your ski boys. It makes you got your game
I'll see you in the next video, bye.
Hell yeah.
Very sweet.
fine shit
All right, I'm ready to go. I almost almost sorry. I'm just trying to get Meg's on and shit me need a second
I
Love for somebody to try to sue me over slander good luck. I'm a ghost in a shell. Let the people know and let them speak
It's getting serious me you guys it is getting serious you guys may think it is just a regular stream
You'll make couple jokes play couple videos that is not the case.
This is an undercover operative operation for Vladimir Putin.
Every second you spend watching the stream he grows more powerful.
That's why we gotta keep it low key.
That's right.
I'm almost ready sir.
That's right.
That's right.
It's getting serious.
It's getting really serious in here.
I'm glad I'm here, queen fed.
All right, screen is hidden, pretty good to go.
All right.
Can't believe Versailles was right about you, P.
Can I say?
Can I say?
Can I say?
Our CIA handlers, they know what they're doing.
They know what they're doing.
They know what they're doing.
You guys, in time, I'm going to have you guys all be Russians.
here we'll be giving up the United States citizenship and we'll all be Russian in
dude time just you wait I'm already in your mind I'm already in your mind it's
fucking over it's done it's over it's done buddy come red come red oh well
there's one right there come red come red come red oh I'm good to see you again
He will soon have many more comrades.
My brother.
Divide my G.
We're ready?
Yeah.
I was going to skeet-hit you, chef.
You bet.
Okay.
All right.
Hop on in.
Not too serious.
Oh, hell yeah.
All right.
Don't stop, Mr. Godstarrr!
Don't stop, Mr. Godstarrr!
Godstarrr!
Mr. Godstarrr!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Got a feeling black divisions. Yeah, I and by feeling I mean I have ESP hacks. I'm admitting it to it
This is real. I'm not joking at all. This can be used against me in a court of law
I can see them on the map
Well, so many eyes. I think they start down here
me over there four times it's crazy every time I go over there do a quest of
there let's take a little peep over yonder season black mission yeah what's
that on the rock they're right this approach it's all black so
Hmm.
You few peepers open boys still want to be snuck up on you.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
No take a spot.
Alright boys, we move.
We move on to the guys in darkness. It's right to the resort under the guys in darkness
Under the under the the shroud
Jump back
I hosed them I think he's dead I hit him a bunch
He's not he's not dead. He's not dead
Do you have eyes on him?
There's two of them.
There's two of them.
I don't have eyes.
Where?
I want to wrap these.
Where?
That'll happen.
Oh, no stamp.
Fuck, man.
I couldn't get out.
I had no stamp.
That was a nice throw by the way.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
Yeah, push him out.
Push him out.
Push him out.
Push him.
Oh!
Oh my god!
That was crazy. Yeah, you hate y'all. Good shit, bro
Now you're not out of here now you'll load up ice. Yeah, you're good
You mind taking my
Oh, yeah, he's got my feet. You can move my stuff if you want it. Oh
Oh, it's Fenboy. Oh, what? Fenboy? Yeah, Fenboy. I don't know why I stopped the G36.
I don't know why I stopped. That was a bad move. That was a bad move, boys. Do I get
of the G36? No, no, no, just throw your G36 in a gun in the backpack or something and
grab the employees on my body and put it on your leg. And maybe the stack of them in
a plastic bag. Well, see, honestly, is there any point in crouching in this game? I'd die
like that. Oh, you know, he's green with them. What? He brought a respirator. I wonder
where they were going. Very fascinating. Very fascinating. Sometimes the situation
Oh, it's a big crowd.
Yeah, because like, anytime I'm crouched and somebody throws an eight,
I can't get up and move quick enough and I just die.
So I don't know if it's like worth it to crouch to shoot, you know?
What's the time, people?
I died right, I think right there, I think that's my arm.
Yeah, that looks like my arm.
I can see my arm from Molly.
And just, you know, the gun and then the stack of ammo in the back, man,
in the ring. It's nothing. It's nothing. What are you doing? It's nothing. Yeah. Oh,
surprise. He lasted that long. Thank you, Mr. Stopwatch. Thank you. Stopwatch systems. It was
about it. He was about a minute and a half, which is about a half the time I last bought
your dad back out so not shabby not do shabby not do shabby
his dad passed away that's why I last a long time do you use I should take the
It's a really good armor. It's a really good armor. It is very good
Drop this one
You're the minds. Yeah, mind about it. You go ahead and take mine. Go ahead and take mine.
All right, fuck it. Where the fuck am I going?
I
Don't yeah, so you want to run across that tree that's next to the second dead body that you have
Hi, you'll be fine by should be
What oh I want I want bad
Yeah, I got two of them right now.
You just go ahead and just get out of there, boss.
Walk across the street, nice and easy.
Yeah, yeah.
At what point do I stop to get my stamina back?
Oh, what you want to do is whatever you're low on the stamp,
whatever you have zero stamina you just want to lay down
and start crawling to its full.
There you go.
Hey, Ravage, it should be me.
You're moving.
You're out of the move.
See, see, the left side's the color.
Left sides it goes. Yeah, I know it's all the way down on the road. I'm just like not
Also to I for helping my dad out. He needs the boost of confidence eight times drop was any time
That was for Dolly Parton that was that one was for Dolly part
I
Don't be like what I'm gonna gunfire like you normally crouch and shoot though because that's the thing like I just do my habit
Yeah, you do okay, so but what the mistake I made right there is I saw two guys on my left
And they were already prepped and ready to shoot me instead of doing the right thing jumping to the right game
I covered doing a reroute I
Stuck and thought that even though they were both already set up while I was still running
I could kill them both which was the stupidest shit. I could have done
That's a little lesson little lesson. I didn't get all learned from it's a little lesson
S tier honkers for shell
What is wrong with you
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong? She's literally died today
Are you you fucking?
So can crack you you actually
Taking jokes off the meth thinker
You are you are you blowing o's off the crack pipe?
You smoking out of the glass bowl. She you are you are you ripping shots out of them?
Out of the, out of the, out of the duffelbong?
Are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you st- are you staking up the place?
With some of that moon bubble bussy-coach?
Are you fucking high?
Are you high?
Are you, what, are you, what the hell are you talking about?
Are you crazy?
What are you talking about?
Hmm...
Hmm...
He's not wrong, guys.
I don't care!
Whether he's wrong about the... the... the hawkers or not, just die today!
Ah, yeah, that's all.
Technically it was yesterday. Oh, there we go.
Oh, now you put it that way. Oh!
Oh, now you put it that way. Oh, why'd you say so?
Oh, now you put it like that. Oh!
Oh, now that you said it like that. Oh!
Oh, now you put it that way.
Stupid bitch.
Oh, are you smoking meth out of your butt?
Yeah, like about 10 o'clock to where you're facing right now.
Yeah, see that little bridge?
Yeah, you bet.
That lower level one.
Get up there.
Not the really high peak, but that rock generally.
You see that fire truck? You just go to it, you extract it.
I'm lying. I'm trying to keep shipping for this time.
So, Pinot, is there any benefit to like crouching and spraying?
Yes, it significantly reduces recoil.
Okay, that's what I thought.
I guess I just got to keep stand up, dude. I don't know.
That's so frustrating.
I'm begging of you let me get the fuck out of here you got this
Troubadinga saw a scent, me, my wife got me hiding voodoo rangers in the garage so I could
watch your stream.
She says you're a bad influence, I think otherwise.
Fuck your wife those are my thoughts. No better go to fucking Jinji's bed against me. Do what you want, King
Do what you want. She has her, you know, her
shopping
Like, you know
Maybe she likes to dance
Okay
Or you know, maybe she's like a chef and she likes to bake. You've got your voodoo rangers and your buggy late
All right, she can go do it out of your man.
Well, women be shopping will sell you ever.
I never saw the last crazy to have a good night.
Oh, hold on a baby.
If you if you leave right now.
You have to send us a picture of your of your shaft and balls.
But if you leave next to kill me, buddy, who can we kill?
You see, I can't do that.
I can't get rid of an excellent raid.
Good juice.
I guess I'll have to do one more.
100% now what are you doing with that RPS? Do one more
And I guess I might as well go grab another drink
About the gladiator
Why talking about the God in it? What you doing?
I mean, I don't know. It's not like I have anything else to bring in. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely
Yeah, no, uh-huh. That's what I thought that's that's good answer. That's a good answer
Yeah, that's a good answer. I mean, this is like my literally all my own is yours. Oh, no, no, I need more now
They're not anymore. No, I mean, I'm bringing in it's yours. Yours. Oh, no, no, no, no, no
You dropped your offer to get it so it's all yours big man
You know how about I bring you an equivalent of your previous over and then I'm talking about the m4
Oh, yes, that I need right now please God's
Which one is yours? Yeah for what the the 60 rounds in a bag in it. Okay? Yeah, I see
And the gate goes go you have the sack let me five six eight one
Shut up a bitch
I'll just take one of those
What a trying to be alive. What a trying to be alive.
heavily fucking with it tonight.
Mmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Nice clean.
Alright.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Um, what were you using for mags?
You got your own mags?
Uh, I got my own mags.
I used the 60 round drum mag in there and I used to be filled with M85681 which
well, he already is because I shot two shots and then it was pulverized.
So I used my gun back and I'll trade you my upper view armor, yep.
I
Have a almost exact replica of the job or you drop exact replica almost
What does that mean well you have the black version I have the gravers or the tan version
You talking about the gladiator rest I need to go out of interest
I'm gonna give you this arm, which is almost identical to the one you dropped for the gladiator
Hmm
Call a back girl he was that by dolly parton of course it was
Those are hit single
Hold on
Yeah, those are hit sing Gucci flip flops fucking hits your bitch in my socks. That was dolly part
Yep
Beauty flip fucking hit your bitch in my shots
This is a risk. Why I just that was dripping off the clock. That's Valley part right there. That's classic darling part
That is classic Dolly Parton
Mm-hmm one of my best songs. It's not fast
Shit slaps shit slaps 100% 100%
100% I got 60 rounds of m
8 5 6 a 1 and they got 80 runs on the side
Oh my god. Oh, let me see if I can top this up for you. You know, I'll top it up for you.
How about that? Well, I eat the six round bag of M8-5-6-8-1 in the stack of 80 M8-5-6-8-1.
Yeah, that's there. Yeah. Okay, okay, that's good.
I hop on it, boys. Hop on it.
Wait, before we go anywhere, what's the difference between M8-5-5 and the M8-5-6?
M8-5-6 is horrible. M8-5-5 is better. M8-5-6-8-1 is better. M8-5-5-8-1 is way better.
And then M995 is even better better and then the SSAAAP is the best
It's all the same 5x6x4 5 right?
Yeah, it's all 5x5x6. Yeah, but like ideally you want M85581
That's kind of the meta because it's because what you want is you want enough penetration to go through the average players thing
With high flash damage so nobody really wants to use SSAAAP
Which is technically the best demo because it has the lowest flash damage
It's a right to reality you want me five of a one and then M995 on C995 find the most ideal
All right, I'm good to go one beside your name mean
That means I prestige one dime
That time what is what is present here? I mean prestige means it you precedes
What is it? What do you do? Are you to do a certain number of class get to a certain level that it be sexy to give you a better number?
Crazy, that's not kappa, right? That's not kappa. No, I didn't include kappa
100 it actually come up to you such proceed 100
It's made of sweating. This is a gentleman sweating. Okay. I'm good to go. Whatever you ready. Sorry. I'm just gonna
Chop I did with everybody other
I'm not giving you that ring back. What what do you mean I give me that ring back?
Fisher price
Jackass
Kind of yeah, but I just picked up a much better. What's mine?
I find he be I will let you choose
Oh, you know, just know I will never forgive you if you keep my ring. But you choose listen
I'll just I just gotta get a drink first. Okay. Okay. Let's
I should never might be too loud to play this time of night
Let's ride
Almost a huge world, you know.
What the fuck is-
What good-
Baaad good, ah, maaaad?
Thank you.
Be easy to matter.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
What, what, what, guys?
Did you see something else?
Oh, yeah?
You gotta move this way.
Come on, gang.
It's time to get crack-alacked in here.
Come on.
It's time to get serious.
Are you guys serious about this way?
Do you want it?
This is how it's done in serious.
All fucking game, man.
They're, they're, they're praying for our dawnfall.
Yeah, they're praying for our dawnfall.
You know that? Don't go and fall.
Don't fall.
Don't fall. Watch it crumble.
We will stand tall and watch it all together.
Lock him.
There's a player spawns to our left.
Dolly part of that.
There is multiple sponsors like yes keep your people jumping. They can be coming from our left property or in front of us
Probably be like right in front of us
Right here, excuse me. You're gonna be selling me right here. They if they come down here
I'm a little behind it. I'm out of stand for us. So let me say I
Don't get that goop of stand level. My stand is even going up. I don't know why if we want it
Yeah, I'm good.
You're gonna crouch you're nothing, right?
I'm just doing a little crouching, yeah.
I'm gonna crouch you'll kill you.
I know.
Fuckin...
I
Have this rock die city easy boy
City easy boys nothing to branch nothing to branch
What do I do to upgrade my stamp and I seem to have like very low stamp. I don't know why you gotta get
Yeah, he's got me running. Yeah. I can tell you specific.
Uh, you up the rocks? Yeah, I'm up the rocks. I'm going to the resort.
Okay, I'm a little behind you guys coming up the rocks right now.
We're waiting for you inside the resort, which I can see.
All right. We got it, we got it.
Oh, I hear the smoke. Where'd you go?
I'm coming in right now, this is a good room.
I'm running over wood.
Coming through the whole of Brazil, right?
Get right here.
Come on in!
BigDeepBeans.com!
BigDeepBeans.com!
Yeah, here's a minus.
They swear it's a...
racially well yes it's a little bit of a racel and a little bit of a racel in the
I'm not sure why I'm so angry.
Excuse me.
Nothing good in here.
This is our stronghold boys. This is our castle.
What the hell was that nobody I will have a third get up there with the stairs. It's just new technology
We're ready
I'm a dirt. I just shot that bullet
We're all right next to each other
They're all crawling they're crawling
who's crawling please kill pika i'm gonna win one million
jingy coins oh my goodness oh ridiculous i'm saying here's
ten thousand dollars ridiculous oh don't you worry
ridiculous star forge oh don't you worry
read. Ridiculous. Traitors. You
What? What? Where you at, Pete?
I want first of all, I'm gonna move to admin. I do have some keys for
let me see what I got. I'll read them out. I got 306, 104, 112 in
the west and then I got Pete. Where you at? What happened? I'm
in admin. Tell me exactly where that is. I'm down. I got
right yeah I'm with a baby right now I don't know this area I know we're doing
the way side oh you say it we're in west right now baby apparently we got to
go to the middle actually we're on each side yeah I see middle come down
stairs one floor and then bridge I'm buddy cross the bridge but I'm not I
I need to use the bin to grab it.
Yeah, let's take opposite sides of the hallway, baby.
So someone can, like, hold angles this way.
Could've swung to someone sort of running in there.
Could've swung.
But wasn't you?
Yeah, I do see something.
What do you see, Vox? What do you see?
I don't know what this... I don't know what the callouts are.
$25,000
That's me
That's me. That's me. Okay. You see me, right? You see me. Yeah, I see
I'm moving it up on it
Well, at least I saw it though, right? That's good. We're trying for me
I'm gonna be an enemy.
Can we come down to you or do we go up?
Can we keep going up?
Or are we looting this place?
What are we doing here?
You do whatever your heart desires.
I can open some locker resources.
I love locker rooms.
My hat out is still a piece of shit.
I'm gonna have to come over.
Oh he's taking a poop out!
Which wing are we in right now where he's I did was
Judges are good, okay at the end of these
As you were clear, I don't think there's anyone in the resort with this as far as I know
I'm upstairs.
I think he's here.
He's here.
There's nothing here.
There's nobody here either.
There's a rocket landing.
I don't see across 69%.
I've got the horses in the bag.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
La la la la la.
Excellent excellent.
Oh, I was wondering if you had the horses in the bag.
Excellent excellent.
Fucking shoot at me. I thought that was P for a second. He's crashing
I don't think the city with the result was I see it down to the docks get get shit get crazy on him. It come on
What are you guys doing
Yeah, we're on third floor. Let's take it into 306 real quick.
This way. This way.
Sorry, I think it's the other way around.
I'm cool. I'm safe. Don't shoot.
Okay.
Are we in the west or the east here?
We're in the east side. I'm taking it to 306. Come on, Mike.
Shit. Yeah, I don't have any less.
I just have west keys on me.
What are you up to? What are you up to?
Don't worry about this. This is some high-level shit.
High-level shit? I love shit of course.
Of course.
High-level shit.
I level high level high extremely high level. This is a p.m. 6 right over here where I am
Do you have an A-fac on him by any chance?
I will take a quick peek to you, sir. I doubt it.
You have a mag in his gun. Yeah
All right, I'm gonna go ahead down to dogs. Are you guys ready?
Well, you take your time
Wait, wait, wait, let me see that.
Let me see that, let me see that.
He is getting to booty over here and unlocked the 306.
I don't think I have this one, like I said.
Okay.
Have W306, W104, W112.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, we're all good.
Okay, so we're just gonna head down to the doozy.
All right, let's head down to the docks, boys.
Come on, gang.
Follow me, boys, follow me, boys.
Did you guys go downstairs?
Yeah, downstairs. You go left or right?
I'm on time.
Oh, there's a bomb down by the dogs!
Boys, we gotta go! We gotta go!
Come on, gang!
Jump out the window.
I'm just one by the helicopter, yeah.
They explode some extra fire sheets.
We gotta move, we gotta move!
C-fast, C-fast, C-fast!
Stay vigilant.
Lock him.
Make it!
I
Get flashbacks in the last game
It should be my dog a voice I got here. This is where those bombs at you people so big you
Know this is good names
Yeah, I'll say go on the roof. Do you see that?
It looks like he's looking directly at eyes. He's dead
It's exposure to right here in this field
This rich
My least is this
Something's fishy is going on. Oh
Oh you're right there my dear. That's just my rock.
Oh yeah I see him I see him I just saw him. He's running up the rock to the towers over down station.
You see where I'm looking at?
Yeah I'm looking in the direction. I'll see him.
Come on team come up boys just a moment.
Everyone thinks we're terrible and this is it.
This is our moment. This is our moment.
This is a moment to bring to Soma.
Not me though. Not me though right?
No, not you, of course, all of us.
It's time for us just to prove them all wrong!
Lock him.
He's right up your most right.
He's right up your most right.
Over here.
That leaf was a guy. I almost pooped myself.
I'm behind you by the way.
Oh, there's all this rock up behind me.
See if I see it, see if I see it.
Lock him.
Oh, he walked from here, walked from here.
It sounds like whatever personally we're fighting has subsided.
He's by loosing, he's by loosing.
Bannering upon his riches and his treats.
You can't let that air out.
You can't let that...
He's got the other side of these big rocks.
He's got the other side of these big rocks.
He was running to the left.
He's not going to be to the left.
You guys, pure boys.
I don't know if you can see or hear.
No.
Oh, I touched a bush.
That's not something a lot of Tarkov players
we've encountered tonight can see.
That's very true.
Very true.
You know what I'm saying?
We're just time for everything.
Yep.
He's right here, he's right here.
I'm right with you, I don't see this guy, man.
He's right next to you.
I'm making tons of noise, don't worry.
Oh, my.
I'm making it just so ridiculous.
Oh, shit!
He's all out!
He's all out, he's all out, he's all out.
Who's that?
Stop him!
Who's that?
Stop him!
Everybody panic!
Everybody panic!
Scatter, scatter, scatter!
gas station I think I see him I see him
where we're at
you left me
Oh
shit lady
shut up bro
one down boys one down there's probably a couple more that was definitely not our guy
our guy might show me other than the sattie's rocks right here
mm-hmm
hey there nothing
No reaction was like with no reaction
Is that your laser wait, I see a red laser right in front of me
That body that body right there right there in front of you
Yeah, that body right there
What the oh my god double checking?
Oh my
oh my
I need someone to get somebody here boys
We got some anal gin
Oh wait you got stuff from
from
This is right where I saw the guy at.
I stole the goop, I stole the goop.
See the guy I saw killed that guy.
I don't have a headset on this room.
Mr. Siri!
Come on now, Mr. Siri, come on now.
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Come on with your pants down and we may let you live
he didn't learn him, he's probably still
hanging out, right?
He's out here somewhere boys
that guy didn't look pretty poor, he might just skipped him
we're on the bridge, on the beach, on the beach?
I see him I see him I see him
I see him I see him
pop them a few times hit him again he's dead oh oh my oh excellent shots boys
excellent shots because I don't think that was the guy I saw though because I
could have swore the guy saw it and take back my gun I it's not to freak you out
anything but that's just I might as well tie it up we saw how to take my
back on right guys
yeah stay with me
I think so I think so
we can guard P from here
oh no he was green
Reedback pack
Reedback pack
but yeah you can somehow the hooligan out here
we're working around this
Go down to the beach
No, no, she's on the boat
Who's this guy I got eyes on you so
No, that's that's the skill nice shot miss if he is nice on
I'll tell you guys you can you can take it. Oh go ahead. Mr. V's going you ready boss
I'm up top. I'm slurping the gentleman on the hill. I got a little moment of privacy, sir
Mr. Bb you calling me we're gonna clean up the other side of the bridge out
Mrs. Don't wanna get it
You're the guy she said you're the guy she said out of your secret sex meeting spot
But we will we will we will lie to our families
We'll meet up and we'll be secret lovers
Make sure this who to get I killed over here was a mix. He has no friends
From a distance he looked like he had absolutely no friends
Please remember, if I see gasoline in oil, I must take it.
Oh, gosh, are you?
You're not ignored.
We're not taking the body, OK?
I know.
You got that.
You take it, take it, take it.
Oh, you take it, you take it.
Where are you guys?
We're across the bridge.
I see that station.
Across the bridge.
Oh, good question.
I'm not myself.
Oh, the spirit of Puppet Pee is always with you.
The spirit of Puppet Pee will always guide your hand.
There is nobody between you and I, says the Puppet Pee.
Oh, god.
Oh, fuck!
It's all right.
What?
Are you stupid?
Be quick, be quick, be quick.
No, no, no.
This is not mobile on myself, man.
Oh, OK, OK, OK.
Keep your peepers up, you boys.
You can be guys hiding in the bushes.
But listen, this is how we're going to test
this on you, Mr. Habibi.
If he's looted, then we are not OK.
We're not safe.
We're not safe.
Guy!
He is oh, he's unlooted. Oh, I think we're good
All right, all right, all right, all right
We're across the bridge up on the land
We did good here today guys, we're real good.
Oh, you're taking your turn first, go ahead.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, go ahead.
He squeezes nipples.
I like to watch, I like to watch, it's like my thing.
That was a lot better than the last time we played here.
Remember that? The two hours of peace.
Quieter, please, please, please be a little more quiet.
Oh!
Oh
Hey, bitch
That's you might have killed everyone on the whole map. Hey, we're the winners
Oh
Oh
No, no, no, no that group is yours. I'm heading down to the docks with mr. NB
Anything she's out there
It could be the ball pushing it. It's what you said. I need to watch it. It's much
It's much much much one got down one got down me right the other guys dead, right?
Where's Mr. Shelly bushy? Oh, I hear what I don't doubt down the
I
This is
Okay, I want to help you guys
You
Who killed the other boss Gargett?
Hey guys, I'm running up the beach, okay?
Out of food and water by the way completely. I got a little food for you here, but you worry boss cock meat sandwich
I don't know why these guys are dead was your PMC not here to dive
My guess is the guy we killed on the beach killed them
The guy we killed all the bees killed these guys, but you but
Why would he just stop they just killed two gods then and then fuck off. This would make no sense
You got a point you got a point. I don't make no sense. We are mixed we got our hands
I'm a little hungry too. I got food for everybody and I got some water
We might just share the water you have inside
I have to share the water 2020
You might take this to be syphilis. You're out of food, right?
You try the food, right?
Yeah, I came in full food and water too, so I'm not sure what I'm on.
Wait, I'm gonna drink.
Wait, I got food, actually.
I got food.
Wait, do you need water?
Yeah, I need both.
Wait, do you need water?
Thank you.
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I got drink.
I got water.
Wait, I'm gonna take half this water.
I'm gonna give you the other half.
Okay, watch.
Oh, thank you.
I got some shit on me.
So, tell me about Mr. Fias.
And then I'm already...
Here you go.
What is what is a higher priority like what do you know what to run out of water or food?
It's the opposite of what makes sense
Water doesn't really matter
He's better not around it and response
I'm loaded up to the gills I'll be me. I'm ready to go you get the fuck out of here.
Look at this little more goop. You got more goop?
Do you lose city bussy fully?
Yeah, well he's got a backpack. He's a holiday man.
Let me take a little pee. Make sure you miss not dead.
It's a little peep, a little peep, have you ever heard anyone?
Is this the only time you see it here?
We see it?
Does that mean we can leave here?
Yeah, we can leave from here, yeah.
There's some noodles here gentlemen.
What the fuck are you doing with that?
What are you doing?
Time squished it!
What's going on?
This guy is insane!
He's insane!
How did he go long?
Man!
we expected that green yeah we get it right here yeah
i will pick up you right here right now
did you let go of that
I got water!
Hey, did you guys see any more water? I've got a full bottle of kvass here.
Hail Mary!
You guys want some water or no?
No, I've got all that water.
I'm all business this right now.
jump ready 70 I throw oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
I'm f**king dizzy man
the amount of grenades I'm searching I'm searching I would love one I would love one
I would love one you got one?
I don't care if that guy's got a six-pack.
guys back for life your time up boys it's an aura it's an aura scared scared
scared more scared of being all game
yeah mentally fact good work out there guys good work let me tell you something
we thought we were rag tag team of goofballs but in reality in reality we
He pulled one more raise than we lost today a hundred percent. Oh dingle. Yeah, like sixty percent
We didn't pretty darn good out there
Two levels boys, I'm up. Yeah, good grades man. In courage less in
courage less oh
Round boys, I probably gonna hop out use of a pleasure play with you pleasure me
You guys have both pleasure me at the same time playing with me
It was not intentional. It was intentional. He said he taxed me a discord DM. He said I fucking hate him
Maybe I'm gonna kill this right. I actually did. Oh, no, don't worry. Don't worry, man
This is a good time, man. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, take it easy boys. Have a good one boys. Have a good one. He's
Alright boys
Let me take a look at this clip here. Let me see what's going on with this clip right here
What's going on this clip right here? How what's going on?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
Let me see.
What's going on this clip right here?
Let me see what's going on here.
Let me see here.
I just hopped in the movie theater.
Let's hop in the movie theater.
Let me see what's going on this clip here.
What?
I'm peanut I drink two voodoo Rangers at night and eat two big Macs every night and I die every
game I play in Tarkov and I have a 2.4kd not even true that but last part true 2.4 you
but do what was very respectful number you but voice very respectable of anything she
she is complimenting me.
If anything, she is complimenting me.
2.4 is a very respectable number,
a very respectful number, highly respectable.
High, many people's dream of having a 2.4KD.
Many people dream of having a 2.4KD.
Truth, that's right, truth, truth, truth.
Nothing but truth, nothing but truth.
Well boys, I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
Oh, you're 1.6, I see, well, you know,
it's somewhere between 1.6 and 20.
I'm not gonna be checking right now
because it's just a bunch of buttons I can check.
It's almost three full buttons that I would have to click.
But I can assure you guys,
it's somewhere between one and 20.
One and 20 KDs, somewhere between there.
Somewhere between those two numbers for sure.
100%, 100%.
Something like that, something like that.
Two big mags.
All right gang, have a good night everybody.
Good night now, gang.
I don't know what we're gonna do tomorrow.
We'll wing it.
We'll just wing it.
That's what we'll do.
That's what we'll do.
Everything.
I'm not gonna lie you boys. Oh, you just gotta get that war dogs. Oh
Oh, she's gonna get that war dogs. Oh, she's gonna get that war dogs. Oh, oh
We got war dogs coming up. We got the arc raiders update coming up. We got GTA 6 coming out
It's about to be a good it's gonna be a little spell of good game
It's about to be a little spell of good game it boys. Let me tell ya. Let me tell ya. All right. Good night, everybody
Everybody review games con review games con review games con idea saw a clip of Tim the
tap and saying it was as is that true was games con is that is where they just saw
up a bunch of new games or something hmm water park simulated mom perhaps perhaps for maybe
present. Hmm. It was as it was as well. Let me see. Hold on. List of all the games presented
at games con this year. Final fantasy seven, the Witcher three songs of the past exodus,
anata, control resident Metro 23 nine Game of Thrones, War of Westeros, Acornia,
animal, crimson desert, exterminats, lego skylines, dragons dogma 2, dune awakening, console version,
mega man, raiment, legends, retolder. Is any of those guys, is any of those working looking at?
Is it, did any of them speak to you? Did any of them reach out from the screen and speak to you?
No, no, no, shit, ass, no, metro, witcher, no, no, lots, metro, trash, exterminates,
dune, no, witcher, three, witcher, three, peer, ass, dune awakening, my cock, witcher,
armor, three, that was even on there.
Oh
Maybe which is three guys, I'm not gonna lie to you boys. I wish I could have gotten a win say everyone said it was really fun
I just couldn't do it. I tried like twice. I just walked around killed a couple of whatever the fucks and then I quit
Same yeah, I'm not gonna say it's a bad game because I have no idea if it is or not
I've heard a lot of people say in which it was a great game like one of the what are the greatest of like single-player
I just couldn't get into it. I just couldn't get into it boys. I just could not get into it. I tried I tried
LTG. Oh
LTG oh
Oh, was it the part where I said it might be a great game or wasn't the part where it says I personally couldn't get into it
Are you fucking dumb? Are you a dumb bitch? Are you a stupid person? Are you a stupid person?
Are you a stupid person? What about that was an out thing? What?
When spot when spot of it are you dumb? Are you are you a stupid man? Are you a stupid man?
Yes, sorry boss, okay, that's okay boss. That's okay like he that's okay like he don't you worry that's okay like he
You're heated right now
I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, but go to bed. YOU go to bed!
You go to bed! I don't have to go to bed, but I want to go to bed!
I'm gonna sit here. I'm gonna sit here. I'm not even in the stream. I'm not even in the stream.
he says tell me what to do tell me what to do tell me what to do I'm just gonna
say here we're gonna do about it pussy oh we're gonna buy I'm just right here
yeah I can do anything about it buddy I was oh what was that that's right I'll
sit right here if I want I'll survive you want I'm asleep right here I'm gonna
sleep right here I haven't seen goodbye
I can lay my head on this desk.
Okay, you know what, alright, I wouldn't sleep here, but it's just, it's uncomfortable.
But just know that I just know that I'm not, not doing it, not because you said not to
do it.
I'm not doing it, not, not because of you not saying it, but because I don't want
to not do it, not, not because of you.
Just know that.
Write that down.
Take that down, bitch boy.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Noted?
Okay, pal, good, good, good, good.
Okay, all right, for this next part of the stream,
I'm whipping my cock out.
Get ready, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right, goodnight, everybody.
Goodnight now, gang, have a good one.
Goodnight, everybody now, goodnight now, gang.
Goodnight now, gang, have a goodnight, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good one, Furry Finn boys.
Guys, oh my God, guys,
we have to play Furry Finn boys on Steam.
I'm telling you, me, folksy, no one else, duo, Furry Finn boys.
On Steam, we gotta do it.
It has to be not, it has to be bad.
No, I don't think Furry Finn boys is a bad game.
Is it?
I forgot.
Is it?
No, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That's a banger. That's a banger idea.
Oh, guys, I'll get it set up. I'll get it set up.
We at Coke City, FurryPet was one of these days.
One of these days. One of these days.
That'll be the day! That'll be the day, boys!
That'll be the day.
Alright, good night, everybody. Good night, doggy guy.
Good night everybody
Good night Turtles
Body cam September thirst me comes out September 1st
This body come come out September for is anything
New update new DLC. Oh
We might take that out. All right. Good night everybody. Good night now gang
Have a good night now. Good night everybody rest up rest easy now gang have a good night now
Good night now good. Good night everybody. Have a good night now gang. Good night, everybody
Have a good night rest up rest easy now gang. Good night now. Good night sleep tight. Good night everybody
Have a good night now
Good night everybody, good night now gang, have a good night everybody, good night, rest up, rest easy now, good night, sleep tight and do not!
What?!
Let the Bedbugs fuck your eyes!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out!
The Bedbugs are coming!
And I'm not talking about going from one destination to you.
I'm talking about...
Busting!
Get out!