TheBurntPeanut
ESCAPE FROM BUNGUS | ZERO TO HERO | GIMMICK X HABIBI | PARTY GAMES LATER | #BUNGULATE
08-27-2026 · 7h 35m
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What a beautiful day what a beautiful day gentlemen, I took my Amazon smart pills
I haven't been taking them recently. I'm gonna be so smart today. I'm gonna be so smart today. It's ridiculous
I'm not even joking. I have forgotten to take my Amazon smart pills for like a month. I'm gonna be so smart today
Oh my god, I'm gonna be so smart. Oh
My goodness. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. It's like the limit this bill, but it's $20 on Amazon
Boys, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something few things few announcements number one
Number one, number one, here's the plan for the night.
We'll play at Bungus with Mr Habibi and Mr gimmick,
and then we might go into a nice party game slumber
around the middle part, around the middle part.
Turn your mic on, turn your brain on you stupid bids.
Now listen gentlemen, you need those Amazon smart pills,
that's what you need.
If only you had those Amazon smart pills.
Oh my God, I feel so smart!
I, the synapses are fiery!
Oh my goodness.
ZZZZ boring party games.
Got, you not see that that's a contradictory statement.
You not see that's a contradictory statement.
Oh, that's like saying ZZZZ boring fun games.
ZZZZ boring having a blast games.
They're literally called party games.
They're literally called, that's literally the name.
Um, party games, let's go.
I will see, we'll see how it goes.
We'll see how it goes.
I, by the way, boys, we have like five new party games I was just looking at.
Oh, secondly, I saw one of you guys say in the chat, well, we were the
starting screen that you can just imagine that I'm behind the starting screen.
Just dancing and singing.
I do that every time literally every single day.
I actually don't not do it.
I've, I will actually, I won't even start the stream.
and then go take a peepee and then come back.
I'll go take a peepee and then start the stream
that way I can sit here and listen to the fun music.
So that is what's happening literally every time.
I don't think I've ever not done that.
So that was accurate, sir.
That was accurate, sir.
That is an accurate statement.
That's an accurate statement.
Valid thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm done.
It gets me in the boot.
It gets me going on 20 more minutes of...
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
20 more minutes of...
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Oh, it's fantastic.
It's fantastic.
Your time of voice on 21 minutes,
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
21 minutes of boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop.
Oh, it is fantastic.
It's fantastic.
How's it for me?
Oh, that's the alpha wolf right there.
That's the alpha wolf.
We found like five party games
that we might play tonight.
Dude, let me tell you something.
Two party games I cannot get off my mind.
Oh my God.
Two party games I cannot get off my mind.
I want to play them so bad, but they are just not out yet.
And that is dear passengers, obviously, obviously.
Oh my goodness.
And secondly, it's a game called Trash Day.
It's basically are we there yet?
Which we all love.
But you're raccoons.
I mean, how great is that?
How great is that?
You know what I'm talking about?
But they won't release the damn games.
They won't release them.
Demo is out.
I'm not going to soil the experience. I'm not I'm not sort of in the experience of the demo. I'm waiting
I'm not surely now. I'm also I might be down to someone see if we can get it early, but I'm not so in the experience with a demo
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that
Yeah, gotta wait. Yeah, try gotta wait for the one point out. Can't wait for the one point out and lastly boys lastly
Actually, let me check before I hop in the disco with the boys
Lastly lastly lastly lastly lastly lastly I did a vote and I kind of want to see because I was putting on doing three
Kind of vote adjacent things.
I put a vote in the Discord today that says,
what time do you want the stream to be going forward?
A, keep it the same, 7 p.m. to 2 a.m. CT,
or B, start and end two hours earlier.
So we start with 5 p.m. and we end at midnight.
So we start two hours earlier,
we end two hours earlier.
And the reason I pitched this is for two reasons.
of what a lot of you guys are asleep by midnight to two.
And the second thing is, is if we start two hours earlier,
we can play with our other friends a lot more often.
Hotch, Mr. Merckx, Mr. Tim, the Jackman,
basically everybody, nobody really stays up
as late as us.
And the votes were 3,253, were to keep it at the same time
and 9,300 only was changing right now.
9,300 had jumped in to change it.
So I was wondering what you guys want.
I was good. I'm gonna do the poll here. I'm gonna do a poll right now and then at the at like 1 a.m
I'm gonna pull those guys just just not a real poll just to say
Say a B a keep it the same be start the stream in the stream to our journey a B a B guys
Amp don't put any don't like put the word early anything helps me if you just put a B that way I can really visualize
Okay, I have visualized the answer.
I have visualized the answer and I will store it in my data banks and I will get back to
you.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
I get to cut cheese on Roogegate and watch a peanut get killed on top of what a knight
This would be for real big bigs for all you do boss you top that dream is having for like oh, what a relaxing day
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm telling you boys. I'm time set before I say again
There's nothing more relaxing than chopping a tree and in and in roomscape. Oh my god. Oh my god
I mean obviously that's not a stream thing I can do cuz you guys like action you guys like action
Let me tell you one of these days. I'm gonna I'm gonna cancel the stream and I'm just gonna sit there offline
I'm gonna hit a tree. I'm gonna hit a tree. I'm gonna relax. All right
You don't talk about boys don't talk about boys. I might even do it on-street
I might even do an on-street. I might not even I might even look at you
I'm just gonna sit here. Not a thought going through my mind is hitting the tree. Oh
It's fantastic. What is what a sight that is what a sight that is boys. You know what I'm saying
You're fucking we might do it live. All right boys destroy the gang. All right. Hey gang. How you doing?
Hey, how are you doing P?
Sorry I was taking so long I had to spiritually click my Bungulators, it's one of my favorite
things to do.
Oh, Mr. Habibi, oh, how I have yearned for your sexual presence, the sweat that drips
off your body, the essence that gives off, it takes me to a wonderland in which I cannot
even describe.
Oh my goodness.
You know what?
It's a warm-up.
You are just mad because you're ugly and fat, and nobody wants to have sex in
hell.
I want to have sex. So any of those things are true. Hold on now. Oh, yeah, and I will the sex thing is
demonstrably false. I said a real word. You make that up
Demonstrably that is a real word. No, it's not
No, it's not wait. Isn't today a special day. Oh before we get to that. I have to look up demonstrably first
That's not a real one.
It means able to be demonstrated.
Able to be demonstrated.
Means acting or existing in a, oh my god, you have quite the vocabulary.
Oh, oh.
Would you say I have an expansive lexicon?
Oh, you have an expansive lexicon.
A dubiously expansive and wide-reaching lexicon.
lexicon
many terms
such as verbs adjectives nouns
a sentence structuring
dubious dubious indeed so distinguished a distinguished a
dubiously
Distinguished
Expansive lexicon of knowledge is what I say you have
Why is it? What is it? Dubious? It's dubious because I said so
Oh, it's boy. Also, I took my Amazon Smart Pills today, which I haven't taken in a month,
so prepare to be out thug. Okay? Prepare to be out thug. What? Thug? No, not thug. What's
my Amazon Smart Pills? Oh, guys, I'm telling you, Aleutian, I don't want to be held legally
liable if someone's allergic to this and dies, so, you know, fuck all you, don't take
this shit. Um, it's horrible. Don't take it. It's horrible. Don't take it. Oh,
This is a real thing.
This is a real thing.
This is not a joke.
This is a real thing.
It's called, again, don't take it.
It's going to kill you.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I just don't want to be held liable.
This is all for comedic purposes.
This doesn't exist.
It sounds like it's a hard drug.
No, it's $20 on Amazon.
It's called L-Methylfolate.
L-Methylfolate.
L-Methylfolate.
L-Methylfolate.
Yeah.
Oh, it gets you thinking.
It gets you thinking.
It's math.
It gets you thinking.
It's math.
It's math.
It's math.
It gets you thinking. It gets you thinking. Again, it doesn't exist. It's for all comedic
purposes. Please don't be allergic and then die and ensue me. Don't take it. Don't take
it. Fine, I said I should see the same. And Monday through Thursday, you can be the new
tattoo I was only for me. Oh, this is great. I'll throw that in the mix. It's a vitamin.
It's a fucking vitamin. It's a taken vitamin. What do you think I'm buying for $20 on
on Amazon you dumb bitch you're buying black tar and went from from some third world country
your disclaimer made it sound like this was like the big deal
it elmet the latest you know it's not dangerous it can cause side effects
well everything exactly so what if somebody took this out of side effect then suit me
well the side effects are headaches well you know what happened
I'm sorry, but I'm saying this thing gets you thinking, this thing gets you thinking.
It gets you thinking.
It gets you thinking.
Wait, does it work or is it placebo?
No, it actually doesn't.
No, okay, so it doesn't help you think.
What it does is, have you ever had those sentences where you're trying to tell someone
something and there's just a word missing and it's such a common word, you know the
word, you just can't remember it?
I have ranted about that.
This fixes that this fixes that
This fixes that I'm gonna get some meth on Amazon. It's a meth on Amazon. Oh, yeah, of course
For comedic purposes, this doesn't exist of course of this to give me
Yes, it's right. That's right. That's right. I'll tell you I'm tell you it helps you think it's a thinking drug
It's a thinking drug
Wait a second hold on wait a second hold on wait a minute hold on wait no way
Are we are you guys being serious wait hold on hold the phone. I know where this is going a second
Wait, you cannot be serious. There's no way we would have missed it. We would have missed that hold on dead serious
Are you dead object? No cap on a stack? Oh my god? It's gimmick's birthday
Happy birthday
Whoa
Happy birthday to you!
Hooray!
Hooray! Hooray!
This may be shocking to you, but it is in fact not my birthday.
That's false.
You need those Amazon math pals.
Why don't you buy me some for my birthday?
Uh, no. You can suck on it for your birthday.
God damn it.
Yeah, that's your present. That's your present.
Now get a macaroon pistol or nothing else,
we're about to take down a fucking elephant or nothing.
Zero point five to hero.
Zero point five to hero. Zero point five to hero right now.
Is the macaroon PM the best or macaroon PMT the best?
Uh, they're, it's, it's used the same shot.
I just get the PM.
Uh, the PMT I think you can put the, uh, suppressor on it or something?
No, that's the PB.
Uh, or if you really want to go, you get the Chiapurino, the six shot nine millimeter
revolver.
No, no, no, no, no.
Macarob is just low as I'm going.
Macarob is just low as I'm going.
We're doing a shooting all the way off the ramp.
Right off the ramp.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
You guys, you're going with a BF pistol, nothing else.
Yep.
I've been inching for a Jody Hero.
I've been inching for one.
Are we doing one mag lonely?
Uh, uh, obviously, I mean, I don't think that really makes a difference, just bring as many mags as you want.
Uh, waiting for an inventory, are you ready?
Well, I just see what's able to do the best, hold on.
We're doing leg matter, we're going for pin.
Uh, there's no pin with the, with 9x18.
Why, I saw it with 28.
Are we bringing in extra mags or just the one mag in the gun?
Oh, you could bring extra mags if you want.
Okay, and also, Habibi, you can bring heals in your butt
so you don't die by getting grazed
and getting a light bleed from his calf,
because that's just...
Wait, hold on, you said there was no pen.
I just found PBM that I could buy with 28 pen.
That's pretty good.
SP, oh, I buy SP7.
I go full flesh damage, but you do you.
You do you.
I'm gonna go 28 pen.
It just, it technically has a chance to pen,
technically speaking.
Technically speaking.
What about a 30 penetration, oh, that's 9x19, never mind.
Yeah, you said by 18, you mean.
It looks like there is one that's better, I think it's the PBM, but I can't buy it.
No, no, no, that's what I have.
You have to go with the gun, you guys are going with?
Yeah.
You guys are going with what I have.
So you have to go with 3, okay.
It's gotta be a P, no, no, it's gotta be a P, I mean, I would say a G.O.F.
It means now out in the civilian world working as an overhead line man.
Oh my god, what team do you play for?
Or a PB would be acceptable, but anything else is fine.
I mean, it's called Mark Madness.
0.5D here, and now you're looking at like this.
Thank you for getting us through the logs.
You see now our night shift should work.
Alpha Wolves unite.
Alpha Wolves unite.
Awoo!
Awoo!
Awoo!
Oh, thank you for your service, good man!
I like to wear a pair of blue jeans and a black t-shirt with a wolf standing on two legs
and the wolf is also wearing blue jeans and I like to stand outside of JCPenney and hit
on single moms top five hobby of mine don't judge this is a no-judge area this is a no
No juggerna. Fuck yeah. Halfway World's Unite.
Literally. I shouldn't play.
What were you guys saying?
Uh, Beebe's apparently very, very un-pour.
Oh, hey. No, no, no, I'm alright. I'm alright.
Well, swipe that EBT card, get yourself the macro, I'm cheap for going in.
I got it. I got it. I'm good to go already. He's a fucking horrible by the way. Are you saying what's horrible?
Flash it's flesh damage. It's flesh damage. Well, yeah, that's the whole point of his you're the hero as we got poop
Yeah, let's do it. Thank you. Fuck it. We're not getting the macro because that's the meta
Yeah, no we get though. This is the meta. This is the matter right here. If you caught us
This is the battle.
I love Zero to Hero once, man.
Yeah, I see. We could all just also buy the M-Dash 2 sword and do a real Zero to Hero.
What the fuck? I'm gonna grab an M-Dash 2 sword in just a case.
These will be that expensive piece.
Where do you get it?
The M-Dash 2? It's 1.3 million. Oh my god.
Fuck it, I'm buying it.
Oh shit. I'm...
Oh shit. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Okay, alright, alright, alright, let's run!
I just need to, I just need to, I just need to.
Alright, I'm good.
Alright, I'm good.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
We're gonna start right here. Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, Mr. Elri, Mr. Luz,
my most funnest voice, good man, good, ah, man.
And Mr. Dizzy, my most funnest voice,
good man, good, ah, man.
My boy, please, thank you, my boy.
A peanut butter ad just popped up strings.
I'm selling you my poo in bulk.
I'm selling you my poo by the pound, by my shit.
By my shit!
That's what that ad's for.
I put that up there.
I paid for that.
That's my ad.
How much?
Five dollars.
Half five dollars.
Five dollars per pound.
I eat a lot of tacos,
I can produce I can produce a lot on the daily
Hmm. Oh, Mr. Kid. It's my mother because why good man good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boy. Please change your brother. Please change your my boy. I'll fuck your butt till you cream out of it
Oh word. All right. Okay word word word word word
I don't know what that has to do with the advertisement or any part of the business operations, but you know, uh
I'm sure there's a way we can fit you in as an investor
that will pay dividends over the long run.
Um, can peanuts be gay?
Oh, that's a good question.
Let me know if you have any more of those.
Let's ride!
I
Amy
Let's ride
You know what it's stuff to be normal shit. What's up?
I just she bought all the platforms
Yeah, I haven't started kick yet, but
Some point on probably
It's not the brains, you know
I don't have the cam on, I don't have any of the beans, nothing.
I see why the kick just in case I say no no word and I get banned for a couple days on Twitch and YouTube.
Wait, I can say no words right now.
I'll be on kick and gay boys, I'll be on kick and gay.
I can see whatever I want.
And you guys just, you can't.
God, do that thing for a shit boy.
I'm not sure if you can say whatever you want.
My boy, my kick boy.
There it is.
Oh shit, my balls.
Oh geez, really?
No.
Can I show?
No.
On kick?
No.
Hey, what if I pulled it out right now?
Can you show your cock on Twitch?
On kick?
No, no, no.
On kick.
On kick?
Yeah, like what if I pulled it out right now?
Do you know how to get banned?
Uh, probably, yeah.
I've heard that people have gotten, like, I've heard people have gotten sexual stuff on kick, but like you can't actually see the sex.
It's definitely a lower bar.
You can't do anything. It's not fucking porno
You speak of what you can and can't do dude
I was looking at the twitch categories today like to see if there was like a game we could play and
There's a category for slots people just gambling on Twitter. Did that change? Oh, yeah, people just hitting
Are you sure it's real slots or?
And I don't understand I cleaned on it. It looked like it looked like game
I mean, I didn't click on a specific stream but I clicked on it where you can like see all of them
Look like we are gambling. That's one of the same thing because I've seen that as well and honestly
I have no idea because I thought it was I thought they banned it on Twitch too. I don't think yeah, that was made on Twitch as well
I thought the reason the kick was made. Yeah, I thought the reason the kick was made
I don't know I don't know
Apparently there's some some gambling sites you can use and some you cannot use that makes sense
people. Someone goes Murphy question mark and he goes bro, I don't know. Guys, Murphy
doesn't know shit. Murphy doesn't know shit. He's here for good time. Don't all twitch
employees know everything about twitch. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's
right. You relax Murphy. You relax. Don't let these hoodlums mess up your rest and
Relaxation time
Well, I feel like they're more likely to come in east side because we spawn west so I see we go east side really quickly
Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true
Come on. You will even take the shortcut
Oh both were scabs
Dead crossing your stomach. No one's dead. I lied
Eventually eventually they will be dead. They will be dead eventually. I
Can promise you that eventually I
Have to get a headset these these these these sounds
You just take the fucking
Shot that one in the head. I didn't take any guns. I was gonna take a damn
I didn't take it. I didn't take it. I didn't touch it.
Oh, maybe you're talking to me. Maybe you're talking to me.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, can I have the Mags?
Let's go. Can I have the Mags?
Oh, I'm actually going to have Pimpy.
I'm actually going to have Pimpy.
I've got a 5, 5, 6, 8, 8, 1, 2 right now
with a full 30-round mag.
Oh, they are.
We're cooking. We're cooking.
Why can't I pick up this one mag?
Hey, that's so weird.
It says no space to pick up.
It's because you haven't said something.
I'll see you. What can I pick up this one? What's going on?
He picked up
Quickly quickly
I'm shooting you, Peter, this guy.
You guys want to go down to the docks?
You're still gonna have to think we got some good stuff now, don't we?
We got some sunglasses.
No, I still got nothing, but it's all right.
Let's do it.
I used a VPO 209 with, uh, uh, 330-round mags.
All right, yeah, I'll take those.
But this, you take this, you this.
Oh, no, that's right.
Oh, don't take that, don't take that, that's right.
You take this, you this.
You go down here to the, to the round.
To the round, please.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh
Those guys are quick those guys are quick because of nimble
Almost too nimble. Where is everybody?
That's what i'm asking wait hold on wait wait this wait wait hold on wait wait a second waiting waiting. Hey
How do we you give me the wrong magazines?
Oh, then he picked that gun up from something else because those are the only mags I had.
Oh, that makes sense, that makes sense, oh come on guys.
There's a weapon crate above us, on third, on the balcony, on the top of it.
Oh, I got him with a scope.
Yeah, this is better than a regular run.
I'm usually dead by now.
Yeah, why is it when we bring nothing out?
Why is it level 4 out of it?
They roll out the red carpet?
They roll out the red carpet for us!
This is one great...
Are there any more of these?
Sorry, I was just checking if this door is...
Good door. That's a good door.
Oh, that's a good door. Yeah, you're a good door.
You're a good door.
You're a naughty door.
You're a naughty door.
Just in case.
I just call it out when you see it. I'll tell you if it's good. He door
Don't make me flip your knob
Someone fix this guy
I have a question, I don't know.
What question?
I don't know, fragment of an unknown document.
Oh my god.
Where are the shots from outside?
Where?
What are we making?
Outside towards the east and south.
Is the lake north?
The lake.
I need to go to the ocean.
The ocean is south.
It's so it's Southwest our shots never eat shawky waffles. Okay guys, okay
Well guys, I should be I should be pushed out of the the Pia now with a newfound power and strength
We think
Yep, yep, I'll be just the front of east the front door wait for you guys here
Let's go.
The plan is, is just blast his legs and then everyone hide.
We can just chip, we can chip off of him.
Piece by piece until he's dead.
Like vultures.
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like vultures.
Like mouses on a cheese.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's got to go over this company. She's doing this. He has no power here. He has no power
He's not as powerful as I think and we tried manifesting
I'm not getting that good
dead PMC is full of. Oh my God. Oh my. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh no. I'll piss on my
head. Oh, don't manifest too hard. Don't poop yourself. I pooped. I'm getting not good
frames, sir. Not good frames. I'm not really getting good frames either to be honest. Really?
What somebody's doing some suspicious on this map?
Suspicious or suspicious?
I don't get why I talk about as much as the map if there aren't enough players.
I don't even know where to begin with that sentence.
Oh, by the way, dude, I only tuned in for like five minutes.
So you guys just streamed.
Yeah, I tuned into the street's raid where peanut went down
and fetus got got the two of them yes all that guy's swing on fetus
yeah you got it oh watch out
I'll finish this
okay
we got some from the voucher
oh we got some from the fire season
got him
got him
got him
there's a lot of noise
oh my god
what have we made a black division
oh my goodness
You simply
Other boxes game yeah, but like not in the way he described it's like scabbox like the ones we're killing but the purpose of them is not to fill up the rain
That's why I didn't want to start with that sentence
Like technically there are bonds, but the purpose of the bond is not for me subscribing
Oh, I did that sex great some some little some some
little some some
okay
Look at that guy just face through a door
He's shooting at me
I don't know wait are you inside? I'm gonna try this one thing right here
Okay, that wasn't you you said do you see me right as that guy?
I said I said I didn't see you should I say I'm inside this little thing
Yeah, yeah, I know I know it's just the timing you didn't do anything wrong the timing was just crazy on that
I just got to be someone else coming 100% there has to be other people coming
What am I looking out for Rich?
I would honestly say point to the west I think I heard something that way
What?
I'm gonna stack right now I'm gonna stack
Oh god there's a person
Oh, we get this let me get the shoes you see we'll be off we'll be off like a herd of furrows
Gosh we all look like scabs
Yeah, I'm not I'm not so good. He's watching me. So let's go west. I think this guy over there
Yeah, I was just gonna pee what do you say?
Well if you have some info on a man, oh, I know I'm
Is it oh, sorry, what's up on the move?
Get a move in west. Yeah, I'm moving west. I'm moving west
Okay, I think we go down to the gaseous. I'm gonna ominous sense. We're six cents for guys
I got a six sense that like like when guys are coming for me. Oh, yeah
You must be you know your spider suits is must be tingling other peanuts. Oh, wait. What's the radius?
What's the radius is like a mile? I can detect any guy coming for me
That sounds like a curse
It's your curse and a blessing. It's your curse and a blessing.
I guess it depends on what you want out of life, you know?
And Sheriff's moments brings you joy.
It's about the little, you know, about the little thing.
I should feel so smart on these Amazon smart peels.
Oh, I could fucking do math right now so hard.
I can do massive fucking hard right now.
Quick, quick, what's 2 plus 2?
Shit, don't put me on the spot like that.
4.
4, 4.
4 blad for these pills sometimes.
4, 4, it's 4, it's 4.
4.
Nice, nice.
Thanks.
Thanks, thanks.
I had to carry the 2 with it.
Add the 2.
Add the 2.
I had the other one
Yeah, I mean sense
There's not a lot of people in this app right now. I feel like the only kids we have is we're down at the p.a. Come on
This is very strange
Yeah, I feel I feel
Tinted I feel titillated right now. Do you guys feel titillating?
Well, that's a good titillating titillating is a good thing. Oh, I feel good, but suspicious
I think the boss is out here. I'm not a six inch for guys coming for me again
I was telling you can you feel it? I can feel it. I can feel it. Yes
Yes
I'm coming behind you. Oh, I can't you I will I will I will I
Accept a small very very small
Because I'm very very small. That's okay. That's okay
Is that what you got? It's how you use it.
Yeah, sorry, mister.
No, there's nothing to sorry about.
There's nothing to sorry about.
It's a thing of confidence, guys.
Sorry, Alistair. Listen, I'm sorry, all of the same.
Little sub-chop, whatever you say.
Should we not hear the pyramid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're both here.
I'm both here. I'm going upstairs.
Dude, what the heck? There's nobody here.
There's no one here! There's no one here! What's going on?
We start killing each other
This is an exit right exit we just hid Cal this wait wait wait are we doing rolling pseudo heroes or we're doing one
Zootie hero each time
Woo, you're the one who works for me.
I do the rolling, Judy. Let's see how far we can get.
Let's do rolling.
Let's do rolling. Let's do rolling.
Let's do roll, baby.
I mean, you're rolling on Amazon Fills.
You're rolling on that zero to hero, Bing Bang Boom.
Now, it's cool.
Exciting to go right back in with the same stuff we've got.
Rolling, Judy. Yeah.
Let's do it.
Yeah, it's a dead rate.
I got a better map, Flix.
I got a better map, Flix.
Don't you worry.
Now that we got some serious artillery.
I knew exactly where to go
I knew exactly where to go
I knew exactly where to go
Where do you go from here you guys?
I'm just walking out of the building
He's just rolling on the floor because she has no arms or legs
No, it's in the box, yeah
Towards the boats, towards the water
I'm a racist, I'm one good shit
I'm not a big Tarkov guy
I just need a little extra
Don't fucking do it, please
Excellent raid.
All right, not too shabby, not too shabby.
All right, okay, now we take the same stuff we got
and we go to this other map.
It's super silly.
It's like a reward for all of our hard work.
I got, no, eight scabs.
Counting scabs now?
We're counting scams, is kills now?
No, I said eight scams.
Last night you said I got X amount of kills,
but you were including scams.
Very different team.
Don't you try to pull yourself out of that hole, bitch.
I'll bury you there.
I'll bury you in that hole.
I'll bury you in that hole.
Oh yeah, good to go.
Oh, let me just.
Are we eating and drinking?
Between raids.
I ate and drink what I found in the raid.
OK, only what we find in raid.
All right, I do have that.
I'm not taking anything from my stash.
I did actually put away 50 BBMs so that I pulled
50 BBM out of my stash.
So if anybody claims that I got more ammo, I did it.
Well, I mean, maybe I'm a couple of them.
Technically, I might have, but not on purpose.
OK, OK, beautiful, beautiful, keeping it from base.
And you can't drop anything off or you can't you can't drop stuff off. Yeah, I'm so bum
But you can only take out what you brought in the only
X I mean it depending on how you guys want to do it the only exception
I have is meds because I used to do without meds and then you'd get a light bleed from a scab and you'd be like
Well, can we repair stuff? I
Say that falls under the mad category
Let's do it. Okay. All right, you know you know what that you know what you know what you know
You know what, you know what?
Number one, we make the rules.
Number two, that's our reward
for successfully extracting from Azure to Hero.
All right?
That's right, that's right.
That's our reward.
We get to repair it here.
That's our like our little checkpoint reward.
I love being able to just make up the rules
as we go.
Oh my God.
All right, let's try.
Let's run.
Fantastic, fantastic.
My son Aiden is his birthday is a really big fan of baby it's little P in
fortnight.
Happy birthday and hopefully it's whips good for the magical activities.
Oh Christ.
Oh crap.
Oh good thing of it.
I put it out.
I put it out.
I don't know who to turn it into but I put it out.
Wait this everybody's not the screen hidden?
Yep yep.
Yep. Yep. We got it.
Hmm.
I'm gonna be hated to be like too many buttons on my PS5.
You guys haven't played armor gimmick?
You guys have played it?
A lot. And I, after, after war dogs, I was thinking about dipping back into it.
I am hungry.
I am hungry.
You'd love me to eat some I had so many hours in arm of two
I fucking love that game and then I bought arm of three played it for four hours
I'm solid I'm playing the game. I couldn't really tell you why I just like I think I ran in the desert like four hours
And I couldn't figure out what I was doing
Play much your arm of three, but I played reshorger the WCS servers and reforger played this shit out of those
I
Played I would do so so many years ago. I played on one server that was it
I've been on one server
I played completely alone and I was so rich that the mods kept taking away my money
Insisting that I was a Tina and I have to show them pictures. I actually still have some of those pictures on my
I think on my computer whatever I was
Yeah, that's how that's what counter strike was back in the day, dude
I remember I'd get I'd go into pub service
Let's run!
Should we get this guy on the other side?
Isn't there a spawn on the opposite side of storage?
I think so.
I think so.
She's being paid.
Guys, is anyone out there a programmer, like a computer hacker man?
Does anyone out there theoretically make a program that automatically scratches all of my Super Chapters,
all of the bit donations from people that say the word birthday, and then record that name,
put it into a notepad, and the investors keep on putting that notepad,
and it was all 5,000 people on the birthday.
I
Good for money. I would be
India they are getting on it. Oh, thanks. Thank you Dan. Oh, yeah. Thank you my boy
Oh, yeah, you would know something like that. You that's kind of what you do
Thank you my boy
If you fuck stop guys
Can't you Dan could go first we can
There is another spot
There's another spawn on the other side here.
They could be in the big red.
They could be in the big red.
You want to make the nerve gas feature's default on or off?
Of course, on. Of course.
The nerve gas features have to be on at all times.
All times.
Fuck them.
They've got to be in big red.
You think someone here is nervous?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, dude, oh, nice, not sack.
Oh, my nut sack is on your face.
My nut sack is on your face.
Oh, my God, where have you been?
He's a brother
A large fry and a Coke
Large fry and a Coke
Oh shit, and Amazon
Amazon SmartPills
Is there anyone in there?
We're the
Booty bandits
Wait, oh, do we have a cool name?
Wait, what's it was a pretty good image? I like where the booty bandits were the booty bad of the booty
We should play it into great. We're starting to do it zero to hero like like poor
Where the homeless booty bandits
Yeah, she kind of works. He's kind of what is the homeless the homeless booty booty bandits come out
I don't know the hobo booty bandits. Oh, the hobo booty bandits come out or whatever
I'm beginning to think there's nobody here, but she's very very secretive
Okay, all right, nobody's here for me quickly guys. I don't exactly go and exactly we go the hobo booty bandits are an adventure
They're on an adventure
Avengers, do you think we'll ever find another player?
Oh, maybe one day.
Hehehehehe.
Dreamfilly, you come true!
RIP and steady up dreams!
Oh my god.
Not that you like it, could be anybody.
Who makes their cane name, could be Steven.
Oh my god, or Larry?
Larry Steven the third.
One of these from a long line of Larry Stevens
And there's a big feud between the family and they kill each other because of the inheritance money
But then they solved the crime and but it wasn't really him. It was another time. There's a little Stevens family drama
What if just think about it like two like second
Outline if he's only the third it's just like a short line. Well, I mean if you think about it America was founded only like four guys ago
that's not true but I do understand what you're saying there's four or five guys ago isn't it
so your father is two your grandfather is three so yeah so America was founded around when your
great grandfather was alive great great great great great
well no people live for like 75 years and we've only been here for 250
that's also assuming that your grandpa had you on the last day of his life
75 years old okay it was still
still okay how about this how about we don't even calculate the baby situation
we just calculate
if somebody had like a piece of paper from when America was founded
and he had to give it to the littlest number of guys
Get to us right now. It'd be like for God. It'd be five. Yeah, 45 technically, but yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but now we're talking over top
Town been on the other side of that fence forever, I thought it was just blank
I don't know I don't know that seems irrelevant to this situation, but there's definitely people in the doors
100% as I just saw a flashlight this time in the whole house you see that
As we go right the third in the bathroom
We're the homo booty booty bandits we're the homo booty bandits homo booty bandits homo booty bandits
Oh, I'm coming back down, please! Oh, God, oh, God!
Please, my God, we're here in the bathroom at 30, in the bathroom at 30, in the bathroom at 30, in the bathroom at 30!
Oh, shit, oh, God, oh, God, everybody, panic!
Behind?
Are you dead?
No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm giving you that? Jesus, no, no, no, no.
Jesus, come on, he's in the trees, he's in the trees.
Is that a player's scab or something?
I think, I think it's a regular scab.
Oh, wait, oh, I should be pushing that guy in the back, I'm gonna kill him.
We're the homo booty bandage dropping weapons, bitch!
So me is this kid?
I just saw him in the flashlight.
There's some dirt in the bathroom, there's some dirt in the bathroom.
Wait, wait, wait, that's StarFord.
I'm not even talking to that StarFord system.
In the bathroom?
In the bathroom, I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God, that's StarFord system.
He's in my tent going, it's us, it's us.
Alright, through the smoke!
Fuck you, StarFord! Fuck you, Dive!
Just by me?
after 30 bullets I got him I got him
God yeah hope a booty man and strike again those guys have to be so
disgustingly asshole
we're stop words that way stop words stop words stop words come quickly
Is that John? Is that John?
John, is that you?
John!
What the hell is going on here? What's the thing in the union?
Read this in Starboard right here. This is the one. This is Starboard. Just kill him.
It's looking somewhere busy. I got him. I got him. I got him.
I
Even a great PC can't fix you being asked up
Quickly
Yeah!
Hey listen, your legs broken, you're not making it out.
God, God, what did Saurphor say when I, when I, when I pulverize his pussy?
OH SHIT! Someone's coming! OH FUCK!
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh wait, that's my friend, that's my friend Boussy.
What? What?
God, I got, I got meds.
Who's the other guy then? Who made these two guys?
They're fucking me, I fuck him.
I hate him, I hate him.
Are you, are you mind one?
Who are those people?
No, no, no, I can hear you.
Stay back, stay back you motherfuckers!
I don't know who you are.
Fuck you.
I don't know what to do.
We've got to kill these guys.
Come here, Boosie.
I'll show you.
Come here.
I'm right here with you.
I'm just going to come over here.
I'm not going to say anything.
Okay.
Oh, John's on our team now.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
John got our team now bitch boy!
Let's beat his ass!
Let's beat his ass!
Beat his ass! Beat his ass!
I hear a grenade.
Grenade?
Are you the first?
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Fight him first!
Me? Who? Who am I fighting? Am I fighting someone?
Me?
Fight him!
What's that?
What's going on?
I'm fighting because there's a player stand out there stopping us.
Me too.
But I feel like a friend who's just over to me to kill him.
Yeah, I saw him.
Oh, what's going on down there?
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
Don't hold hands, do you see a prayer?
No, no.
I'm scared now.
Who's back like this? I'm killing it.
Oh, that's, that's, that's not...
You know that, right?
I just need to...
I just need to...
Alright, alright, everybody out of the hall,
we're going to...
Oh, Jesus, we're supposed to watch out, oh my God!
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
Who the hell is that?
Guys, I only have half a mag of shots.
I only got a half a mag.
I have no ammo.
Stay back even I have lots of ammo
This is after the rounds this this has very little rounds
I
I
Know
Are you still over there hello?
Oh, what the who's a pistol guy?
He's not talking I'm gonna fucking kill him
Yeah, I'm thinking I just fucking rush. Yeah, I should be rush judge
I
Like this
I killed you because you shot me first. Why should I not shoot a single bullet? Oh, I got shot at I got shot at
Should have sounded off one I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs first room. You're supposed to say two. That's a weird way of saying
One
One, what you got, what you got?
Would you just sound off?
One, two, okay, we're here.
Gimmick.
I'm dead because a BB killed me.
Is that how you say three in French or something?
You came outside.
I don't know the French.
I fault, that's not how you phrase.
I could have shot you, but I knew what you looked like.
That sounds racist.
What do I look like?
Yeah, what does he look like?
I'd love to know.
I'd love to know what he looks like.
Go ahead.
What does he look like?
Ten helmet?
Oh, ten helmet, huh?
What are you trying to
Very interesting.
Very interesting.
Very interesting.
Very interesting stuff going on here.
No, no.
I'm in the first room to get right as soon as you walk in.
Okay, okay.
No, no, no.
Don't shoot me.
Don't shoot me.
Oh, I got Dr. Jekyll.
Shit.
I got Dr. Jekyll.
I got you as Augustine.
I don't have as Augustine.
I don't have as Augustine.
Am I stupid?
Ugh.
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
Hello?
Are you still out there?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I got to drink something.
Wait, who are you?
Who are you?
Oh, you're the knife guy.
Come on up.
Come on.
Wait, you're the bad guy.
Oh
Train over there. Don't you?
I'm just here to get it
Wait, we must battle to the death! To the Vimdon fallen brothers!
Who did that kill?
I don't know, I don't know
Well this guy has a nice armor
Who's client is this John?
I don't know who the fuck is you, I don't know what's going on anymore
I have no idea what's going on
I don't know, can I get my quest and leave?
No!
We have to fight to the death!
We better fight soon.
Hey, did you ever see a mask?
Did you ever see a mask, kid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got to see it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Easy, easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
trust me trust me yes yes yes he's agreed I agree if you have that kind of
heart inside you then please come this should be a battle of a lifetime it'll
be one of epic proportions why they'd be a song throughout the halls for a
Melania echoed through the chambers of our holla. Oh, yeah, sorry
You know what now you can pry it off by dead body
You can pry it up like that
Right, yeah
You may
Right way
You go over there. You go there. You know that we have more space over there. You go over there
Yeah, all right
3, 2, 1, come, get jobbered!
Oh, oh, oh that was...
Oh my god, he's got gen 4 assault dude.
Holy shit, look at his guns.
Dude grab his shit, let's get the fuck out.
Roll over, pick up gimmicks.
Too easy, too easy.
Give the bug me, bro.
Pallorant fags.
My Serb Ken.
Oh wait, I forgot if he died that he would have kept his Serb Ken.
I thought it was going to be more like a,
he would have kept his servant. I thought it was gonna be more like a
doesn't matter if he has a servant take because if he dies he loses it then I
just remembered he would have kept it.
Well we all make mistakes. I'm slowly dying because I don't got no drink.
We all make mistakes guys we all make mistakes. That's life. That's life.
That's life. That is life. Oh sevens in the tact for Landon, Commander. I was five man.
Oh shit.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
You see, I gotta go, dude. I'm so dying, but...
Yeah, we gotta get out of here.
Oh, dude, hey, hey!
You gotta get the fuck out of here.
Hmm...
Come, come, come.
You gotta go.
I'm gonna tell you, we gotta take that guy's armor.
I'm gonna tell you, I think he's juicy.
I ain't done land.
Why can't I take the fucking clothes off?
Oh yeah.
What's going on?
Are you sure you want to leave just
because you can usually?
Forever?
It's very whimsical, but I can't, I gotta drink.
I gotta drink something.
Oh wait, did you forget that TC800 block coming?
Friends are dead, P.
Oh, there's a lot of helmets up here.
Friends are dead, P.
Are you worried about a fuck now, me?
Eh.
Let's leave.
Follow me, boy. Follow me, gang.
okay is your car up, is your car up?
is your car...is your car uh...is your car up?
that was incredible
their cars up, things don't work
eeee
oh there's no...there's no car
eeee
I use your butthole for mayonnaise, in fact, it's...
uh!
No car P
One last fuck you from the grave
Yeah, let's just keep doing roll easier to hear ours. I got a good armor. I just didn't have a good weapon
Alas killed by I mean, I don't want to name any names honestly. I don't want to name any names
Listen, it was very unfortunate series of events. There's a lot of people
I'm never said my bad
I'm getting word that John took our car and got a hand job from a hooker in the backseat
for $10.
Oh, is what I'm hearing report job.
Yeah, she just confirmed it.
He just confirmed.
Oh, why don't you leave the car for us?
I thought he was buddies.
That is part of the buddy.
Well, I killed star forage by shooting him 30 times.
Not only did I die, but I got victim blame this round. This is a double loss for me.
Wait, I see we uh, mr.
gimmick
I have a helmet and a head so I can bring you so you can put that with your back
Oh, is it the is it the tan one and the come five come fives or fours, whatever the contact juice?
Yes, the camera. Okay. All right. I got a gun. I'll bring you
You know what?
Habibi, I wonder what...
Wait, um...
A peanut.
Look at Habibi's head. What color helmet does he have?
Looks tan, bud.
Looks tan.
Looks tan.
Interesting.
Although I will say, when you died,
you said that Habibi
looks like
a guy that wears a tan helmet.
That's true, he did say that.
So you would have already had put on by that logic
Now if I was in court and they had this heinous accusation first of all
I don't think it's actually even politically incorrect to call an Arab person tan
I will be retweeting the Twitter post about you and saying, wow, I thought he was different.
It's going to be the exact quote, is I will be retweeting whatever Twitter post is made
about you today, because it will happen, and I will be, and my retweet will say, wow,
I can sit in him a friend, and I thought he was different, it will be my exact, retwee
quote.
Who's supposed to be offended here?
Am I not the only one who's supposed to be offended?
I'm offended for you.
friend of four you maybe I know he is he has whiter skin than me
well that's not true I'm definitely I just don't want to have a fucking banger
joke but I think I'll get banned for it. You should see the color of my hog that's why I saw you in San Diego.
I don't know. I don't know.
You can take a sample. See,
even if I'm white, they say
how you doing? How you doing?
How you doing? How you doing?
It's not. It's not the color of
the pigment of the skin.
It's the meaning. It's a
compliment. Dude, I wish I was
tan.
We're going crazy right now guys. We're going we're going crazy right now guys
What
I'm with the I'm in the extract
Where's Murphy Murphy doesn't do bands dumb ass. He's the view boy guy you can tell Murphy all you want
You can tell Murphy all you want buddy. You can tell Murphy all you want. That's not his job. That's not his department
Yeah, that's what you tell Murphy you tell don't you let him disrespect you like that doesn't make sense. You don't let him disrespect you like that. Die you die stuff. What's that let oh my god.
What do I do?
you like that die you die stop what I let oh I got what do I do can we fix the
rules like if you make it out with zero water it's our rules right we make the
rules if we get out with your water you know um maybe have dry for me with the
You know, I was zero water many have trifled with the
bungulator before none.
I've survived.
No, I don't have to buy 100% streams.
I mean, you know, you do it.
You know, I'm gonna do, but I'm gonna do about this.
You know, I'm gonna take that.
I'm telling you what I think.
So I'm good to that dog.
Tell you what, I am getting topped up.
Are you?
Yeah.
Give it to top himself up because he died.
Maybe you and I cannot.
That's the rule. Hold on one second. I gotta do some with the Starfords dog tag
Just put it in and out of my butt right now. Oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking
That's what I'm putting it in. I'm putting it on grabbing. I'm grabbing the necklace part
And I'm pulling it out like beads. You see that
From poop
From poop
From poop
You see that you see that yeah, remember that remember that bitch boy
I'm going even deeper tiny I've had bigger
God inside of don't bring me to larger but whole see the keep it you insulting me because of my tiny bottle
I'll give you a one zero. keep it keep it keep it.
A word.
I understand them. I understand them. I understand them. I
understand them. I have a great day. I understand them.
I have a great day. I understand? Have a great day.
I understand. I have a great day.
Okay, I'm bringing in that. Boy, once you take it,
item out of your doozy, it's gone forever.
No, I can give you me before I take anything out give me do you want to go? Oh you did oh
Shit, I muted myself give me give me before I take anything before I take anything out because it's gone forever
Do you want a gun?
No, no, no, don't bring me anything you guys keep keep your treasures. I'm going zero
I'm going back to zero
I got a Chiapa Rhino snub-nosed nine millimeter revolver and I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna hoist myself up
I'm actually packing anything. I have a 50 round mp5 mag and I've got a tons of extra ammo tons
Beautiful yeah, don't don't bring me. I'm good. I'm good. Keep all your treasure. That's the beauty of the zero to hero
Keep keep the treasures
I'm starting I'm starting from scratch
Oh my God, we're about to cook, we're about to cook right here.
We're about to cook right here.
We are about to cook.
We are about to cook, boys.
Are we allowed to refill up on magic, we're allowed to refill up on magic.
Imagine your butt, yeah, I think so.
I used to have a different opinion on that, but it only takes, it's just bad content
to die from a slow bleed on the scav.
You swallowed the helmet, the headshot?
No, no don't bring me anything
Okay, you bring me a headset but everything I'm good. I'm good I
Got guys. I'm not even lying to you. This is like I feel better than better than a normal kid
I usually bring I have a level 5 gin for assault armor with both plates being over 50 a level 4 helmet the contact sex
This is literally better than my regular
Yeah
I know I have a buckle buckle a lock up. Well, I do have a nut sack though
Enjoy that helmet. I will I will use you. Well, you want to know what I'm gonna do with this helmet softwood
I'm assuming it's yours
From pump
Simple from pump
From poop
From poop
Yeah, we spot holes big now, buddy. We spot holes big now. I put your whole head in my shed
Checkmate. Checkmate.
Why MP5?
Because I stole it off, so we're doing zero to heroes,
so I can only go in with what we've got from the game.
I can't take anything from my stats.
Wait, I think, well, except for heals.
Except for heals.
I'm going to fill up my butt with years again.
We go filling up, filling up, and we're doing no food, right?
We divide the food 100%.
I know.
Well, my own rule is that if I exit with zero on both and I make it out alive,
I feel like I deserve a little bite to eat.
You earned it. You earned it.
You earned it.
Oh, I kind of want a bite to eat.
I kind of want to bite to eat.
Can I have a bite to eat?
You want to bite these I would love to buy three two I feel like you I deserve it. I think I deserve it too
Now we're like 1.2 to here. Okay. No, no, no, okay. Wait wait wait wait wait give me you gone give it you got do we get to eat or no I
Say here let's do this let's do this now if you if you in between rounds you can go back up to
to 40 you can get your food and water back up to 40 you can't go beyond that from eating
and drinking a compromise. Okay but we're saying it's 39 can I eat a whole
ever e-pack? Whatever the fuck you want. I'd like to say it was 39 when I came out to
the lobby but now it's 43 can I still eat? I was saying you can't get it above 40 but
if you want to eat you guys go ahead and eat. No no I've got over 40 I won't eat
I won't eat whatever
That does mean well listen if we want to keep it action-packed then we eat between raids
If we wanted to be true zero to hero and we got to look for food
But the way I see it is if you're down below so why don't we pick a number that if you're below a certain amount
You get to eat one thing and drink one thing okay matter what in that no in that though
That's water it's back water. No no one water bottle one Sprats we blow 40
If you're below 40, yes, I feel like 40 is a lot to get one bottle of water below. No, that's the rule
I just made it up on the fly. All right. Let's ride
Hiding screen
Okay, okay
Okay, guys, we are doing exceptional. This is the one of the best you're the heroes
This is one of the best heroes. We can really see it off you with some big goop and how much a big goop
this is a moment. Let me pick the next map.
Jolene. Jolene. Jolene.
I'm going to throw a curveball. I'm going to throw a curveball.
What about that? curveball. This is a good curveball. This is a good curveball.
Are they curveball, are they curveball?
This is one of the, there are two,
there are two places where zero to hero thrives
and this is one of them.
This is one of them?
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
Yeah.
By the way, I was appalled by my bungulators
talking about Dolly Parton's fat rack
the day after she died.
But then I opened up Twitter right after the stream
and I said, and I, and I, and I,
the first post I saw was Dolly Parton's casket
and it was a normal wooden casket,
but it had two huge indents for a ride.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What the hell?
Now let's ride.
Unfletch 784 cent knock knock who's there mr. P mr. P who mr. poop nut hahaha
Mr. Poop?
This is some type of fucking game!
Alright, let's run.
Let's run!
Oh Mr. Six and Mr. Clubface and Mr. Tickles and Mr. Welcome back to the fucking swiss good man, good ah man!
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
I wish I had an MP5, they're so cool. Yeah, they are cool.
Did they ever end up selling that MP7 but it was made in America? She could buy it in America.
I
Wasn't that a thing like six months ago somebody was making an epi seven, but it was like made in America. She did buy it America
Yeah
Love it I think they're illegal to get that either maybe like some other country
Oh
They're my guys one oh, oh, we did we did you have the America at B7 or the rear of the sevens keep you seven
Can I buy it to be seven or tiny legal?
I didn't want to just a guy this is being headphones
I think oh just a golly expensive and rare
Because yes
He must be talking with the Bunganators.
Oh, sorry, I was-
He goes silent.
I was- I was- we were just connecting with them.
Our souls are intertwined.
Did you bring those headphones though?
Oh yeah, here you go, here you go.
Run the floor.
Okay guys, I see you go right up.
Right up on the left side of your truck.
Do you have blood to this here?
Let's do it, let's-
Oh, dude, that's-
Also, I finished that story from earlier.
I saw you, uh, I saw that round where Fetus killed that guy and he swung on him in- in street.
Yeah, you should yeah you saw that yeah, yeah, I was I felt it
I felt everything a lot of people thought you were that you were pissed because you died and
Not because of the way that swing turned out and fetus still gets the killer
Yeah
Guys like that I run I run through a safe batch
I can headshot I'm back in the lobby and then fetus has the reaction type of a fucking copper doorknob
And he said he gets a hundred kills ain't a hundred
I mean good and the good on fetus
I'm more making fun of the guy who swung on
There's food in here, no?
There's a moment, there's a moment, there's a moment.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Oh, water right here, water right here.
Food right there as well.
Lots of food and water, lots of food and water.
Grab some, grab some.
That's the one the way.
Quick, quick, quick.
Go, go, go, go, go, he's right here right there.
He might be fighting black vision.
Isn't that fully automatic sound shots?
Uh, kinda, yeah, uh, yeah, that.
That might be.
You might be honest, something.
You see me, see me?
Where do we look at? Where do we need to be?
We need to try to lead to his voice.
He's doing a lot, he's doing a lot.
He's right here, he's right here in the seat.
He's going to do him, comes.
That might be back of his head.
I
See you
I'm on the stairs looking out the window, and we'll see nothing
I saw both of them. I saw both of them.
They're in this black building.
I saw both of them.
Well, the car deals you?
Yeah, this is the black building with the M on it?
I saw both of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, good.
Watch the inside door.
I'm gonna keep up, I'm gonna keep up.
Shhh!
I heard the explosion go off.
Someone might be on the automatic grenade launcher.
It's over one of them.
Say, what the fuck?
But really zesty like you know
Really really zesty
What the fuck?
Come on guys, come on down
I want him dead
He's dead, he's dead
God, yeah
Oh yes
Oh yes
Oh yes
Oh yes
Two easy two easy
Two easy two easy
Hey Kermit how's peanut handling those big black bars on his stream?
Like a champ
There is no big black bars
I might see my big kid
I think
Get a little upgrade
I think it's perfect
I think it's perfect
day after oh my god these guys might actually be doing zero to here
25 and he's got a half eaten pack of level three helmet and this month oh
Oh
Oh my god, it's got a full mk16. It's the one that you get when you start the game
I am I am I am so are you so are you so are you so are you
I
Am getting shot at
Skavel towards the stair extra
Seems like it was
What are these building or no?
It depends on which way these guys are coming from.
Hello?
We're the Hobo Booty Bandits.
Bandit
Bandit drop your weapon
That's how these able you actually say that now
Right there middle building you're too much
Yeah, I think the guys we killed were that where it was this spot. Oh my booty, man. It's up
I don't think boys are
Oh, yeah, the big boys
This is a nice weapon. This is a nice weapon. This is a moment. This is a time.
He's so locked in his abyss. I have been working on it. Thank you for noticing, sir. Thank you for noticing.
My body shines.
My body's shining.
I'm Dolly Parton.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Classic.
Oh, no.
We were the such boys, you guys know?
I'm assuming terror group.
That is my presumption.
Am I being presumptuous?
Yes
You do it you do it clean don't let go of the paint you're gonna get you down
That damn right damn right
I'm presumpting yeah, please presumpt all you want queen presumpt all you want
Come in the presumpting dumpling. Oh for something dumpling part of the hobo booty squad. Oh, Hobo booty. Hey, let's
hobo booty bandit
I
You guys haven't done once yet. Yeah, we're cooking. There's always over here the boys. We heard John. You're judge. That means we're here
Your court yard the scab I'm assuming you suited eyes
It's got a son. You see we went inside
But I'm with you guys in the first one
Where are these kudus, how do you think?
Oh, it's a G-30.
Oh, it could be of time.
We're in the homo-booty bandage!
Put your hands up!
Put your booties in the air.
Put your booties in the air.
Put your booties in the air.
Put your booties in the air with the homo-booty bandage!
Did he leave?
Did he leave the last one in his rain?
Another successful rainboy.
We're cooking!
It's highly unusual, though. I mean, I've got to say it. It's highly unusual.
Wait, is it unusual, but like, really unusual?
Highly unusual.
Oh my God.
Oh, there's tons of food and water here, guys. Grab it all, grab it all.
Oh, we can't fill up. You know what? You know what?
No, no more water and food fillups in the storage. I didn't give you zero.
All right, you know what boys? We have a duty to be really cool guys, okay?
You know if you guys want to do it you came I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it
But I I'm a peanut of stature. I'm a peanut of stature also my backpack is filled with enough food to feed a whole fucking village
So
Is that is there now is that there's that as well
Deciding factor
What's this game called Roblox? We're on a really modern server.
Oh, it's a fire dude. It's a fire-
Cigarette, cigarette.
Fire! Fire!
Cigarette.
Oh, I got what do you want? I got poppers.
I got Winston's. I got...
You fucking name it. I got Apollo's.
You got cigarettes? You got cigarettes?
Oh, that's cigarettes.
But these are indoor cigarettes only.
Oh!
Indoor cigarettes.
I'm not sure I only know the one. Yeah. Yeah. I should be taking
Let's do it. Yeah, there's no point going back to no point going back to base. Is your is your reserve?
Um, is your reserve transit from streets?
Yeah, there's one out of transiting so
No, we only do a lot of transit. I want to get to reserve so if we go streets to where we go next
I
Transit handle no filter in the car with the kids
Yeah, brother just our founding fathers intended yes, sir brother yes, sir
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, brother
Ain't nothing good for a growing boy like secondhand cigarette smoke you guys I've got a flashlight. Yeah
You guys downstairs or the work we're both upstairs. I
Saw a flashlight downstairs unless the game just bugged out my bug. Yeah, you'll understand started a new main story class the underburden
I should get to streets right now boys
Jolene, why can't I dream?
It's jolene, Jolene, I have to be Jolene, Jolene!
A bit of extra cream.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Don't you give me.
Hi, Google.
Who are you?
I am.
I am.
What a man.
You all really hard my pee.
What?
I, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Jolly.
Oh, wait, are you internet-stalking someone and doing horrible things?
That's hardly part.
No, no, it's partly part of the song, man.
It's partly part of the song.
It's partly part of the song.
It's partly part of the song.
for the shot. You guys are the one saying she's a fat rat the day after she died. They don't
look at me like I'm the villain. Don't look at me like I'm the villain. You guys, you
guys did it first. You guys did it first. I'm just saying what you guys said.
I saw on Twitter this news group was an out of context clip of you talking about
talking about her when I say it was the dumbest thing. I was not a big fan of her.
Yeah, like I was not a big fan of hers like as in you didn't when I was there
I took it as you didn't really listen to her music before no
I did but this person took this post and was like he doesn't care about her
Shit, I'm not trying to throw with you guys. I mean God bless it. I mean anyone who dies
It's typically a sad situation. God bless. I'm sure a lot of people loved it. Love the music
But I mean I didn't really fucking listen to her music
I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you like I did
I'm not gonna sit here lying like I broke it up about it like I'm gonna take a day and really
Sombra about I'm not gonna lie about God bless her God bless the son of
That a legend has gone without like crying about it on camera
That's very very true. I didn't really listen to her either Tim Curry also died
I don't have like a huge emotional attachment, but I recognize they're both
Curry, Tim Curry used the Rocky Horror Guy.
I think you should cry when you should die in the game.
In the game, if you saw him in like a thousand eighties movie.
Karkov, of course, yeah.
Good save, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Bring back 90s movies, 80s movies, you know?
Yeah, it's too late. It's too late.
You can't do it anymore. Yeah.
Dude, I've thought long and hard about this.
Yeah, I was long and hard while I was thinking too.
like the cheat like the cheesiness of old movies if you do try to do it again
today it just doesn't work anymore but when you watch an old movie it's like
it still works but you anymore you can't just do it anymore
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Game four! Game four of our rolling zero to heel!
We'll do it, you guys, this is actually fantastic!
Oh wait, oh, go go go go go go go!
This part over here!
Come on, we can get him, we can get him, we can get him, okay.
Oh, here we are, here we are, I'm gonna go for the head, you go for the legs, ya?
I don't see him.
They're gonna come for the right side, they're gonna come for the right side. Get ready!
They're gonna sprint from the right to the left.
Fucking...
Okay.
She's laying in the middle of fucking street.
I'm just doing what I do.
I'm doing what I do.
Hey, moment down.
I just loaded in.
I just loaded in.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You see him?
You see him?
You see him?
Right side, right side, right side.
I think he's hot.
I think he's hot.
Shit!
Shit, I missed.
He definitely sees it.
He definitely sees it 100%.
He's going to purple our man.
You want to buy some pressure, Mr.
Give it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Moving up moving up. You see he's having this one. I'm gonna move up at all
It's like
I
Missed give me give me
He had to go you had to go in here
I don't know who went left or right though. You probably right. We were going right
Get inside of you fucking search
Where the shots coming from
In the street in the street, I think you went into the key room
Yeah, I'm pretty shit. It's about the one right first of both the two wood doors
That's what I assume but you might have
Might have gone further
No! No!
No!
No!
He's hurt! He's hurt bad! He's hurt bad! He's hurt bad!
Get him! Get him!
Oh my god, my god, I don't know.
He's crazy. He's my god! He's my god!
He's the man of the white man.
He's the man of the white man.
Oh, my god.
Got one. Got one. That was not the same guy.
They're dead. They're all dead. They're all dead.
You got him?
I got him.
I'm gonna go back to the other guy then, yeah, good plan, good plan, what are you doing?
You guys are great for rolling, as you already hear boys, but we laid our life down on the
line for our team!
And I wouldn't have it any other way!
If I could go back right now, I'd do it the same way!
No, no, no, you make I don't want to hear about this later, man. Come take I'm fucking with you take the take it
I was absolutely stacked on my mind even one sec. He's nice
Not too much. I'm gonna guide you a silly guy here in there. Give me a silly guy here. Yeah, of course
Don't let him do your sparkle
Have you trying to do his sparkle? He's trying to do my sparkle do not dole gimmick sparkle. Are you kidding me?
Are you hearing this?
I'm not a sparkle duller
Bones, my three-year-old son says he's coconut and refuses to believe otherwise
I just thought he's son's a racist
He's broken, he's broken
He's son's a racist
Oh, I'm dead
These guys have like fucking insane helmets on
Those guys had like
Fucking welding
Whatever the fuck
What do they call it?
Dude, I was spoke on...
I can move.
They had the, uh...
What, the level five with the mask?
Lord have mercy.
Ooh, I'm not a coconut!
By the way...
Excellent raid, gentlemen!
Excellent raid!
By the way, BB, I know that was a tragic moment,
but if you try to dull gimmick sparkle again,
I'm gonna fist you.
I'm gonna fist you with brass knuckles on.
You understand me understand me?
All right, boss, sparkle all you want.
You sparkle us in our four role raid rolling zero to hero.
Wow. Was that legendary?
I don't think we'll be able to talk that that was impressive.
No, no, we could talk.
That was a one hour and 45 minute rolling zero to here.
That was nice.
That was nice.
I
Should we do it again? Should we top it? I should we do it again? Let's do it again. Let's do it again
I would love to do it again. So we can we can restart now and go
Full up full up full
Okay
What is that bug that I encountered just there is there any way not to
Good bottom again. What but when I exited my inventory I was stuck. I couldn't move. Oh, you just gotta wait a second
That's fucked if that's that second is what got me killed
Let's talk. I'm gonna die the bugs are like 30% of that
That's how the wind blows you know what I should do
I think they might make their game shitty on purpose
If it was like almost perfect where like you only got killed by bugs every now and then we would be fuming
We'd be fuming we'd be pissed we make it a Twitter post me writing an email, but since the game is so crap
You just blows over it washes over you like like a tide on a beach
It could be the new meta. Maybe you're supposed to make your game crap on purpose.
You want that for a second? You want that for a second? Because it turns from a blog to a feature.
Yeah, it's part of the difficulty.
It's part of the difficulty. It's part of the difficulty.
Hey, y'all, where can you buy food so you don't use your founder raid ship?
The market.
At my level.
What level are you? Yeah, you should use
Oh, I'm not for you
Therapist
You're only gonna be good
Zogger it off
Yeah, it's not gonna be good
You need like four crackers and then drink water because the crackers will get rid of your water
It's horrible
And you're gonna be spinning 100 KD four crackers. I don't know
It's the worst. It's the worst. I don't know why it is. Absolutely
Maybe they make their things
Imagine you're not selling food
That's what I was just saying
That's what I was just saying
Let's go. Alright, let's run.
I am ready. What is your fat cock?
What good man? Good man.
My boy. My boy.
Does that make arc the greatest game ever?
I don't know what makes arc the greatest game ever.
I don't know. I don't know.
Let me tell you something, you know, you can hate on our arc or whatever, but let me tell you guys
Oh
If I'm so glad I'm not a new game hater
I'm so glad I'm not a new game hater because if I miss the first two months of arc
I would have never forgive myself. Oh, I would have never forgiven myself. Oh, oh
My goodness, you're the boy. Oh, I would have never forgiven myself
Yeah, yeah, big facts, big facts.
Are you guys ready?
Future, I'm ready.
Oh, let's do it.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
OK, we're going to start off with a little twist.
You know what, actually, I would throw a curveball.
I would throw a curveball first round with this.
All right.
It's going to make literally no sense.
We're all going to die.
Now screen.
Take it out.
What do you think?
Oh, no, this is great.
Actually, I don't know.
What do you think about that?
Oh, look, bear ball, look, bear ball.
run here pistol runs here actually are golden they got it they got it is that
right baby yeah yeah pistol runs on this map are some best kill
hello it is the one who helped coined the phrase dog piss era once again I'm
having a voodoo ranger for the first time I need to understand how you are not
dead I'm glad you aren't the holy shit you're gonna die right guys I will say
I'm not sponsored by Mr. Booty Ranger.
I'm not sponsored, but I'm saying it is the greatest way
to drink.
If you don't drink, obviously don't drink.
Don't be an idiot.
But if you do drink, I don't care.
I don't care about any liquor, any other type of beer.
I just, it tastes the best.
No, of course it does.
I would much rather have a margarita.
All right, that tastes 10 times better, of course.
But it is the greatest drunk you will have 100%.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
Let's run!
I
Can only you can only do that on streets
the only that I mean not the only one but it's like the other master nightmare on
that I'm a 0.5 year old man I just don't have as much fun bleeding out to a
life lead on a scav oh yeah
Fighting any guns boys. I'm not fighting any guns. There's a cat here Habibi if you can fit it. There's a cat right there
You need that
I have a there's a shotgun here, but it won't let me use it because items in compatible
You want to check it's on this guy?
Sot off
Oh, it's a good put that in your pistol slot pistol slot shot.
Well, he's a cat person.
He's what are you guys talking about?
OK, I'm a dog.
Peter, I don't she likes cats.
OK, we got somebody.
What's not.
I don't know what you guys talking about.
Oh, you guys talking about.
I
Got a valid a scope I got a valid a scope a helmet
Very nice just open in boxes. Oh take it. I'm like unboxing doing a light unboxing over here. Thank you. Yeah, I'm taking time
Thank you. Yeah, I know I can't get any of this loot, of course
But I'd like to at least look at it. This is a chance for someone right here. Oh, yeah
My chance, I mean, I have ESP, I'm hacking, I'm admitting to it right now, this is not a joke.
Don't think I'm joking at all, this can be used against me in a court of law.
Okay?
Do we understand?
Hey, Alicia, at least you're being honest.
I'm being honest, that's what matters most, I'm being honest.
At least you're being honest.
Hey, ESP!
Okay.
I'm okay, what's happening?
Oh, he's shooting, oh, he's shooting!
He's good.
You got who?
Who's that?
That was a good guy.
Who's this guy?
Oh.
This is Christ.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, buddy.
I need that, I need that mag.
Oh yeah, I got a shot.
Of course, you go watch, you go watch, there you go.
I need the MRE.
There you go, there you go.
I need the fucking skips.
There you go, there you go.
It's using the MRE in there.
You can have this ego, ego, watch.
This is back, back, it's back, it's back.
You look like a scammer to have.
Holy crap, you look like a scammer.
Is it over your box?
Guys we go to the towers. We go to the lumber bell. I
Think we should go to scav. I think we go to scav camp first and then
The giant radio tower into the right of it
I'm gonna go down into the bunker. We'll quickly see if I'm gonna go out. Okay. There's no I'm not leaving you to die
I would like to see that I would like to enjoy it like to see I'd like to I'm
I'm interested in the logistics in the logistics in the science
Oh, I'll be having that
Because we're doing what's right here. Do you hear that at all? I think that's a baby. Oh, no, baby's right there
Yeah, I heard for sure. Yeah, I think I think you're right. I think you're right
Where are the hobo booty bandits come out with your cock out?
Oh, well, you know he's over there you guys. Let's go get him. Let's go get him
But you lose it was a hallucination. He's a hallucination with a desert barrage
He's getting to my mind
God, oh, no
It was enough for just empty your mac and do his legs and then run and hide yeah
Yep, yep
I
See a backpack he dropped his backpack. It's a tricycle. It's gonna be a big boy. I'm gonna try to do it. I'm gonna try to
We got scared to our lab to the righty
As he's going to come back for this backpack, we just wait, yeah?
I'm going to throw the backpack back out there.
We all get laid in the grass.
Throw the backpack, throw the backpack.
Where'd you go?
Okay, we lay down, we lay down.
We actually actually does the animation to pick it up, okay?
Yeah, okay, alright. Who's over there by the pot?
Who is over there by the pot?
That guy's gonna die.
I was doing the dead. No, I was doing the dead the dead check this out. Take this
We don't if you see you even if you're dead, he's gonna get suspicious as you got
Yeah, yeah, I think so
Yeah, he's gonna know someone's here
I'll hide in this box. Yeah
You give the box the box
This guy's got to be deaf or something right
You guys don't repeat I usually hear the animation you just just stand up you know what might happen
Is he threw his backpack off started shooting guys down below and got sniped this dude's probably dead in the bushes. Oh
so who leaves the backpack for this lie haven't heard any shots maybe you
maybe kill the guys who'd be up yeah maybe maybe
do you have any like sing long songs which time or no I know it's serious
I see a million faces in one of their faces.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's working one out.
Is it working?
It's working one out faces early for the daily races.
Going, going, going, going.
Go away.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
He comes, he comes, he comes! Ready? On my count, when I say go!
He crosses his doorway, I gotta shoot him.
Just don't move.
Talk out players' sights and base off movement like D-Mexus.
Is that two of them?
I don't know, I think he just went. Ready?
It's two, oh, it's two!
He's gonna see me first, he's gonna see me first.
What?
Shoot him.
I don't know.
I'm bleeding.
What?
What?
What?
God damn it.
What?
How is your baby alive?
Hold on.
What was my plan?
It was my deal.
It was my plan.
Where was my plan?
Oh, that was tough.
What?
What?
He's got this 100 percent.
What was my plan?
What was my deal?
Okay guys, all right, I'll admit
Now what's that mean?
That was premature.
Now I'm a little bit of premature.
Alright some guys, some guys have a problem with
With, with, with, uh, you know, you know, you shoot a little too quickly.
Okay, you should and that's what happened right here on ice-break
Whoo slightly premature
In crunch list idea
It's perfectly natural some guys shoot before they're supposed to you're talking about that's perfectly natural
That is perfectly natural it happened. It happens to a lot of guys. It happened to a lot of guys
Completely natural do they take down two of their friends though when they prematurely
Well, so yeah usually you have about two friends that are disappointed
Well usually one friend but in this situation, you know rarely it can be two rarely it can be two friends that are
Yes, it can't be disappoint. Yes, two two two disappointed friends
Yeah, hear me out. Okay. Yep. Hear me out. Yeah
0.5 dero we could
We you know we make the rules do we want it? Is there another low-tier gun? Yes, and we want to switch to a windingulator
The windingulator is an ancient god. It is a technology lost in the sand
We can get her it up. No one mag though because we don't have a lid
The Windingulator, I used to use it many moons ago, many moons ago, it is a kind of great power.
It is a kind of great power.
But let me tell you something guys, there is a risk of bringing it in.
It is so advanced technology that if we die and it falls into the enemy's hands, they could reverse engineer it
and become more powerful than anyone has ever seen before, ever in rule of the world.
Is that even worth it really though?
To give them a map?
Let me just give you a look at what the Windingulator is and you can, unless you're thinking it's
top secret.
If I show you guys, if I show you this, you have to keep it top secret.
Top secret, okay?
Here's the top secret.
Top secret.
Top secret.
This is a top secret, this is a certified top secret situation.
Behold.
Behold.
It's something that could be used by a level 14 character.
I could bring you one.
I could bring you one.
I could, I have the schematics.
I have the schematics.
I have the schematics.
You're gonna bring it?
Yeah.
Do we, do we?
Oh my god.
That's incredible.
Do you see its power?
I've never seen anything like it.
You've seen his power?
You've seen his power?
I've never seen anything like that.
It is very powerful.
It is forbidden technology.
It was like the space race between Russia and the United States, but luckily we got it first.
Okay, you want?
I can't buy the Hydra.
You can't buy the Hydra?
What do you mean?
Oh no, no, I can't.
I will make two.
I'll make two.
One for me, one for hippie bee.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I can I think I could put one together here. Okay. Okay. Oh
Can I ask maybe?
No, you cannot question the winding you like to question the winding you later we get you can love I love the winding you later
Okay, my issue is that I don't have food and I can't buy anymore. She won't sell me food. You tried dying. I
Mean I could do that. Yeah, you did good. I'm doing that
good die die immediately die right now die right die right now no one will miss
you die in the game in the game but good but I got the unheard chapter too
because I have devastating slugs it's like a hundred kators exactly zero to
hero but I'm in this is your hero this is your hero this is what a hundred
percent you're here we bring when dingy later only okay can you bring me
maybe like some some some me real quick I'll bring you something but I'm
bringing the devastated slugs that's what I'm gonna use okay are you putting a
four-round bag in it or we stick with two I put the five I put the five
round okay all right when dingy later guys this guy this guy can two
shot someone in the legs you understand okay okay what about the head does it
two-shot yes you can also do shot that and it's
factually accurate that is a factually accurate thing to say
but now these gonna be kind of like snipers I'm bringing slugs I'm bringing
slugs okay the best I can do is pull a va for slugs but that's I'm not the
devastated slug 119 we are about to
destroy someone's way of life you're
about to destroy someone's way of life
with ease with ease and splendor
okay all right all right let's ride
are you guys ready yep we're going
right we need some more food water we're
good I'm gonna I'm gonna throw you
I'm gonna throw you a curveball I'm
I'm gonna throw you a curveball.
You're gonna say, you're gonna say what?
You're gonna say what?
You're gonna say, P, not hold on now.
Wait a second, are you a crazy gal?
And what I'm gonna say is
I lost my mola, I lost my mola, I lost my mola.
My eyes will turn black and they will run with blood.
My neck will start spinning 360 degrees multiple times.
The room will become dark
despite the lights still being on.
You'll feel an overwhelming sense of doom and despair fall over you
Alright, that's right
Is this racist maybe I don't know what service could I have to take
One day probably like
My goal is within the next year. I will remember to rewind within the next two years. Let's give you a nice
wide burst you know what let's yeah let's not over do it let's all over do it
I'll shut over do it
wait hold on wait
wait what I should change my shirt shirts not as cool when I when it's
Swimming you can see the front it's only cool when the armor covers up
It's fine. It's fine. We we ride
It went what type of rounds do you have mr. Young? Do you have devastated as well?
No, believe us 135
I will do the big hit. Would you listen to this mission? Maybe I know you do this game, but this this bullet
Is a slug. Okay. It's not like it's because it's not going to spend a bunch of shots like a shotgun shot
It's a slug and it does 198 damage per shot
A person only has 440 health.
You see what I'm saying?
Absolutely. God, she were all the same page.
Let's ride!
I'm sinking. I'm sinking with players still Oh, are you okay?
Okay, okay, there's a gun, there's a mag, and there's some bullets right there, you see them?
Yep.
Okay, oh, there you go.
Is it me, is it me buddy?
Nope, I can't pick that one up, I can't be.
You want me to pick it up?
You only pick, you only pick that.
No.
Oh, you got food, you got food.
Oh, I forgot to bring you food.
Oh, shoot.
Whoa, where'd you get that?
what the hell where are you guys we're over here you left guys we got shot you
spawn me on the random fucking game dude this fucking game I just saw you
mentors I swear on your screen they just teleported me where'd you go is that
you guys shooting mm-hmm yeah where are you at
You guys are by the swamp?
You're by the swamp.
Okay, okay.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
I see it.
I hear something.
No, no, no.
It's me.
It's probably me.
Get up!
What's your food and water?
What's your food and water?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's me.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Uh, water's good.
Food's at 55.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, you ain't gonna need this shit.
All right, come on.
All right, come on, guys.
I remember just blowing their legs out.
Two shots.
They should be dead.
That's too easy.
This is a moment.
This is a moment.
This is our time.
Remember, if you guys shoot for the legs, this has no penetration, alright, boss?
It won't go through any day at all.
Alright, boss?
Right for the legs.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Tonight is my night.
I got a bone.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm getting shot.
Is that real person?
I'm gonna be a real person.
I'm gonna do a flaky.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
No, don't die.
Your cock is too fat.
No, no.
Please, no, please.
I see him.
I see him.
I'm gonna stick you up in his rear.
I'm coming in his rear.
I
See
I got a black thorax. I'm not even gonna fix my stomach.
Because I don't think I'm gonna make it that way.
Oh, we're getting juggled around now, oh god!
Another great raid! Another great raid! Good work team!
There's more towards resorting flank guys.
He's got some percent hundred percent
He's oh, he's right there shoot him shoot with the sun shoot him now shoot him now
Shoot him shoot with the legs shoot him now. I mean, I mean
What are we doing what are we up to a baby had the chance to kill both of those people
with so much ease I cannot believe what I just witnessed. I cannot believe what I just witnessed.
I cannot believe what I just witnessed. I am appalled at what I just witnessed. I'm appalled
at what I just witnessed. Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! It's 198 per slug. You shoot
his legs you can't move he's in the middle of the field just one more time in the leg he's dead
let him cook let him cook
let him cook let him cook
where
where
down $300,000.
Does anyone have the clip?
Does anyone need an instant re-biking?
Somebody give me the clip.
Shooting without aiming it on a guy standing still.
Does anyone have that?
Does anyone have that?
Boo.
Uh-oh.
A water.
What else did you got?
The healing.
100,000.
Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me.
The healing.
That's true.
Actually, I just go back and say, I'm an idiot.
Wait.
I'll give you did I hit him?
Did I hit him in the leg at first?
I thought I could give it I want you to pull my people think you might pull up my team.
All right. All right.
I want to see you.
I want to see you.
I want to see some.
I want to see some.
I want to see some.
I'm watching.
I want to see some.
I want to see some.
Okay.
Okay.
Here is to be.
Great.
Great.
Good work team.
All right.
Okay.
I
So there's the guy there's the guy
Watches watch to be me expertly taken down with these
Oh, he's right there, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him now!
You're gonna take my time, right?
Now, now, I know the bit rate's a little bit bad, but he's standing right there.
He can see his whole body. You can see his whole body. Here we go.
Here we go. You ready? Ready for this?
Have you guys about to take him down? Have you guys about to take him down?
Over the line, shoot him now! I'm here!
Here's the play.
Killer's Ove 92 cent. Can you please wish my wife Chelsea a happy birthday, Mr. Nysh?
Why did you not?
I did, yes.
on my on my screen I was a DS did you take to get what no you won't know you
were do no you were no you weren't what the fuck would I not eat stupid I can't
believe I'm arguing with you guys I've got the proof right here buddy I've
I got the proof right here, pal.
That's a spectator, bud.
Are you even a boy?
No, no, that's a spectator, bud.
That is a spectator, bud.
That's right, that's right.
That's a confidence right there, lord.
You know what Godspeed, you must be,
that is some confidence.
Good for you, good for you.
That was an impressive double shot right there.
That was an impressive double shot.
Yeah, something.
Oh, I missed a sweet TTS right there.
I believe it was for another cameo.
Um, what are the sweet the lines?
Um, well, they would catch you.
I was to wish a happy grand birthday to I was I was in the middle of showing these two hooligans.
The cliff I I missed it.
But Chelsea off is Chelsea off is Chelsea an enchanting woman of great quality and and and
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Happy birthday, child, to open to whimsically full of magical activities.
Oh my goodness. I open to some charming with birthday gigs and candle and little gift boxes,
maybe a trip and maybe a trip to Six Flags or Burger King or David Busch or something immaculate.
or Burger King or David Busch or something immaculate.
I cannot wait.
Oh my goodness.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Why did he show me not to zoom in in?
Well, that's because you can't zoom in.
No, no, no.
That couldn't be it though.
OK, give it you choose the weapon to go
sooner or later.
That was obviously not a good choice.
I'm going PPSH.
One mag, though.
One mag.
One Mag.
I'm automatic one.
One Mag.
Because we can't do more than one Mag.
But that's, that's.
I can do three Mags.
Wait, but you can't bring a rig.
Yeah, I paid a Nikita extra dollars for bigger pockets.
That's right, you son of a bitch.
So.
That is not zero to hero.
I should go back to Makarov.
I think Makarov was your play.
Yeah, Makarov?
Yeah, cause then what's the point?
Might as well bring the fucking Mosin.
Yeah, might as well bring the Mosin.
I should go back to Makarov.
I think you had it right the first time.
The first time you hit it right on the head.
Nail on the head, you know what?
Oh, Mr. gimmick?
Can you buy an unlimited amount of Makarovs?
I can buy like 12 per reset.
So basically, you got to really suck.
You got to just suck ass.
Well, let me tell you something.
All right, let's ride!
Hold on, now.
Oh, what's up, Mr. Blanchard, you good, Jack?
Okay.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm.
What?
What?
Mm.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I'm gonna try to, sometimes I can't read it.
Let's see.
Oh.
All right.
Once I watch P solo, like half a lobby of dudes
and melee duels, I still want to help you pull it off,
or if they just let them win,
it does seem like P pulls out some crazy shit sometimes.
And thank you.
I get new Gaga Palema a scottage 4 to 0 5
Beautiful name. Oh my god. I wish my mother gave me that name at birth
Oh, I've always wanted that name before you stole it. Oh, you saw you dog. You stole it
Yeah, sometimes sometimes with the universe
Deems us worthy
Sometimes with the universe
I'm ready us worthy. That is what happens. That is what happens. Here is my hero. Thank you, sir
Oh, thank you. There's not a fake that green in the reds. That's matches 307 right there in the twig
You can check it yourself to extract on their extracts red flares to summon an airdrop blue flares to summon a
rise of missiles hellfire
Okay, can you use a red flare anywhere? Yes, except for indoors
Yeah, you can do it. I'm back here if you do in the little backyard area, I guess.
Well, yeah, but then we'll, hold on. Wait a second. Wait, hold on. Wait,
we found the box. Double the loot. What? What? What if we go right here? Hold on. Wait,
wait, wait, wait. What if we still wait? Hold on. Oh, wait, I have an idea. Oh,
my God. I have an idea. I have an idea. What if we go right here and then we transit?
I'm trying to get it.
Give me that for a second.
With that for a second.
Huh?
With that for a second.
Perfect, perfect.
Where does that train go?
Do you know gimmick?
Where does it go?
Um, there's a labs one in here.
And then there's a...
One out back.
Where does that one go?
I'm trying to not be specific
so they don't know where we're going.
Where does that one out back go?
Hold on.
Let me think.
I'm trying to visualize it.
Oh, I think it...
Oh, I know where it goes.
But if I say it,
internal error client and server location mismatch okay you can still
rejoin you can just say say first letter of the map it goes to okay I don't
hi be anywhere be anywhere good be okay is it ride with Binter beans it does it
does. Okay. I guess I already gave you guys. Um, hey guys, uh, I found out what went wrong.
Uh, you know, IQ that first map? Yeah. Uh, it put me into that map and then put you guys
into the other map. What? I'm going to street from our job map. Is this for right now?
This next rate coming up? You guys are not in a way with me. No, I didn't know we're
We're all we're all going there. We're all going there. Oh, I don't want to factory
Not I don't know you did this. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, they got me at least wrong. What is she doing? We're good. We're good. Oh, I was talking about streets this whole conversation
I was about factory. Oh
No, no streets goes to interchange and labs. That's it. Oh, he does he goes to customs. Oh
All right, well let's
Okay, how are you how are you today are you are you good I'm doing great
that's great to hear that's great to hear hell yeah all right all right all right
all right let's ride I'm I'm delayed I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean
we gotta go to the spot over here we're gonna kill you know you guys just want
to I'm getting snipe by the guy in that spot I'm not even joking yep I heard
that oh god I'm gonna tell you different area just going for a few couple
You just see how naked I am
Coming to you I'm coming to you
There's two of them in the middle of the street. I just lagged he did okay. That just saved my life
No, there's two of them in the street, and I just rubber banded back
I should really push it to the back house. I need to push it to the street
I
Remember banded back
What was my T-Bad?
Yeah.
I had a scab behind me.
Alright, excellent raid boys, excellent raid!
I see you guys spawned next week.
I am now on gimmick's team. I'm on gimmick's team. We bring the pps edge. I'm on gimmick's team
I did if I do that was I had I can't wait so much damage. I did this good. I hit
one shot and did
two
damage
To shabby boys, not
To shabby I'll ride okay. I'll ride. I'll ride okay. I'll ride, okay?
PSA charm you honestly what I like most about that raid is how my teammates were
describing how I was getting Eiffel Towered by two big Brawlex seven-foot
gentlemen like they were watching me in a movie theater I'm the fucking
Odyssey and you guys have front row tickets to my gang bag blame Nikita I
rubber banded back this guy always coming up I always go this day
always going this way I want to fucking shoot up how I just shoot the guy yes
age from I'm Mexican holy crap holy crap two cocktails and one gang bang what an
excellent rate what what a dubious rain what a dubious rain whoa whoa
dubious before you guys even start shooting what you deserve to die in the
game in the game in the game I wasn't even near you guys what's
the fuck happened oh getting a couple rounds of goodies I'm bringing the I'm
bringing the PPS age with the big brown bag yep MP 443 you doing flash are you
doing yeah the gray one I'm bringing wait hold on wait I wish we should flash
I can buy M855A1 that has 31 pan
I can buy the best ammo in this game and it only does two level three armor. Well, yeah, but
Even it's still cool
You can shred their armor immediately I'll leg them you you had shot them down good sound good sound good. Oh
Just I'm not gonna spend 400 per shot if it's not even
Not even gonna get through a level
Well, I will technically it has a chance. Well, let me take let me tell you what the Tarkov ammo charge says
Tarkov ammo charge says
That may 5 by the A1 for 7 wins 60 by 25 as a
a slightly effective five to nine average shots by armor or stop by armor before killing
before a kill before a kill and for level five with that same ammo is nine to thirteen
shots before kill that's weird the in-game penetration chart is deceptive
that says it doesn't even say low penetration for level four
deceptive it's a deceptive oh it's deceiving it's deception
well I'm already I'm already fleshed man okay you yeah yeah give me your flesh
I'm lucky it was this one's the real rate. This is the real zero the hero right now
Took out that ammo chart is not reliable. I'm not using talker. I'm using EFT gas ammo calm
Decepticons oh no. Oh, no is this is this website me by the Decepticons
Oh god. Oh no. Oh no. I repeat it. My wife loves you.
And I love your wife.
Let's run!
I
Unfortunately now we are the people that way in this part the other guys were in last round
So we're getting the sprint across this road. Hope we don't die me. I see all go at once and sacrifice one of us
Or we just sit here and wait for it and get impatient and they'll come towards us.
Being banged boom, we absolutely...
What's going on, is that...
How about I go from here and mention that he always just...
I don't want to do what I do, you guys pop into the back.
I don't know if they see you though, they won't push.
They're not going to push over here anyways.
Oh yeah, we can go out, we can go out the door here.
We go like right here, we go to the stairs?
Dude, I've gotten so many people by doing this.
like so many people obviously they could go into courtyards so then then it's
moved but if they come up here I'll do it okay well that ruins it if they see
no no no no no they're gonna think you should they're gonna think you should oh
that's true that's true
would we look out their seats out there let me be
Lou Dooley said good evening esteem nut but a spicy Italian from Subway for
Oh, dear Lord, have you had some way for years?
Oh, my God.
Been on the toilet for 13 minutes.
Yeah, brother.
Yeah, my boy.
Have you checked?
Have you looked?
Or you've fucking run in circles.
I feel like they're not there.
I think if you'd be dead by now, I let you.
Oh, shit.
Let's go.
He's got to flip it off.
OK, I'm missing an arm now.
I'm missing an arm.
I have been, I'm a victim.
Stairway, going to the safe.
Okay, all right.
Well, I got a beer.
Oh, nice.
Oh, look how I'm okay.
Holy p-
I mean, YouTube chat, I would never do that.
That's disgusting.
I would never do that.
Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting.
Oh, disgusting.
Good start, yeah, great start.
What a great start.
What's going on down there?
You guys okay?
All good over here all good. You see all good in the hood or no all good in the hood
I know I would say that you would say that you would that way I'm comfortable with that
I'm comfortable with that. Oh god. I'm puppy mom. Where is this place anyway?
Oh, I'm puppy mom.
Uh, it's in the room again.
BUMMY! BUMMY!
BUMMY BUMMY!
BUMMY!
I'm puppy mom
I'm gonna kill these scams up here.
Going up the stairs.
The internet just crashed over here, alright?
The EFTM website just crashed.
Oh, not your stream.
No.
Oh, you wouldn't be able to hear me.
That crashed.
Well, upload speeds.
That's what happens to me.
My download speeds stay fine in-game,
I
Do we see the baby up to the high first
We want to go this way or through the small arch right here right here, bro. She's right in place
Yeah, but we can't go through here. We can shoot. We can shoot our bullets can go through you
That's that's true
I don't even you went to the left
Quickly quickly Squidward Squidward. Well, I see you don't open at the end
It's him that's it
We go right here do you go straight we dig I
Mean straight
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
Oh, shit, it's right there, Rod!
Oh, shit!
Oh, thank god it's just, it's easy to die.
Oh!
Nice, nice.
You're the boss?
Wait, what?
You think I yell?
I did, that sounded boss-like.
The guy that killed me was definitely a PPC, a hundred percent.
You see the story here?
Yeah, I know exactly where-
Alright, I'm gonna push and I'm gonna make some noise.
He's he's he's he's massive he's massive massive
That's your little boy friend
What's gonna do about that what's gonna do about that big man how would you do about that? Oh
He's right there. Oh, he's handsome. He's handsome. He's right. He's right. He's standing up top like he's a little bit elevated to us
No way. I didn't get anything. He's absolutely shredded.
Oh, and the scav just broke my leg. All right. He is hurting. He's hurt. Any moment now.
Okay, alright. Perfect. Oh boy, oh boy! I'm a lucky guy!
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid! Wow, what a sweet treat!
Oh my goodness. Wow! I remember when I was playing the game and having fun.
And then a robot, a robot gave me a colonoscopy
in the middle of the street.
And that's when it started going downhill.
I got addicted.
I started biting my lip.
I started moaning.
I started seeing him every Tuesday,
telling him that I'm sure something was wrong with my ass.
After five or six years,
I just, I couldn't be away from him any longer.
I had to confess my love.
I said, doctor, I love you.
I want to run away with you.
And he shot me in the leg.
He shot me in the leg and allow the other guy to do a trick shot 360 no scope man air and take my head off
Jesus Christ gee such good. Did you see that? You hate to see it. You hate to see it. You hate to see it
Yeah, hate to see it. You hate to see it. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness
You're gonna do a zero to here. I'll kill me or the hero
Wait, did this got me? No. Hmm. Hell no
It's just not fun.
Is it?
No, no, no.
I mean, I mean, people will disagree.
But guys, the scab killed me.
Oh, it's just a little scab kill.
Oh, listen, you have that.
But no, no, no, that's good.
That's good.
That means that guy doesn't get your XP.
Wow.
We showed him.
We showed him.
Got you.
Snaps get away.
God said we so do you buddy
He's probably so pissed right. Oh, he's fine. Oh, he's my seeding with rage. He's my seeding with rage
He's so pissed right now. Oh, he is so pissed. Oh, yeah, he's like so pissed. Oh got his ass
Guys ppsh same thing different day lock him
H that I switched to his informant I
I think I would have done better with just a higher rate of fire shooting into his face.
You swat maps?
Oh, we can, that's the best map for this, or that, or GZ, one of those two.
The idiot's complaining about him not playing War Dogs the game isn't fucking out yet.
Don't listen to him.
Don't listen to Teddy.
Don't listen to Teddy.
He's lying.
It's out right now.
Don't listen to him.
He's lying.
He's trying to deceive you.
Teddy is trying to deceive you.
It's out right now.
It's out right now and I'm choosing to play
talk now right now.
Don't let Teddy lie to you.
Do not let Teddy lie to you.
Liar!
Liar!
Teddy, you liar.
I cannot believe you.
you
you
you
you
you
We're gonna run into somebody before we get to the stairs we do or not we come on what?
Is your spot close?
Possibly they could be like right here right?
I need someone right in front of us.
Is that door spot close?
He's right there! He's right there! He's right there!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I couldn't... I couldn't leg him, because I could only see his face.
I did hit him though.
I did hit him though.
I did hit him.
I did hit him.
I did hit him.
I don't know.
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Reap boys, I will revenge you.
How many are there? Just one?
Two.
Give me a kiss of water, too.
I only saw one.
I couldn't leg him.
I only saw his head.
Come on, shoot him.
Not him.
How could you pass down?
why did they fight each other you know what I mean like why
excellent rain get up and excellent rain
they're hackers stream snipers etc etc
extreme sniping racists stream sniping racists
otherwise they would have fought each other first but they didn't confirm
What's this guy's name dude? Oh my god. 621 armor absorbed 13 damage dealt to body
Ridiculous. I got 13 ammo used
Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah, okay. All right
Okay, okay, that's where it's all about right there. That's where it's all about guys
I think it might be time to hang up because I'm the zion heroes unless we want to give it one more shot. You're called
Well the you know, we haven't been losing a lot of money relatively
Okay, but
Hmm, what's a unit? What's a yeah, I
I'm going to say shotgun zero to hero bring a bring a slug that has that has at least three pin
Oh, so we can at least face shot their mask. Okay. Yep. Okay. That makes sense. That makes it you're gonna be Prada. I'm gonna be Prada
I'm gonna get spicy. I'm gonna get spice right here
I have all these things
It's not our fault your point. I like it's your fault
Whatever your heart desires, if that's being poured, I mean whatever, whatever.
A nice tasteful zero zero shaka, nothing there.
Nothing there at all, nothing there at all, okay let's run.
This is a real zero zero here right here, this is what it's all about, this is how
it really goes down, you got some of that shaka name over me?
Some of that good shock. No get your own a fifth white seven millimeters when I use I go for the leg
By the way guys
Do you think those guys were really I mean I know they're racist, but do you think they're really stream snipers or no?
The last guys I'll be the last guys are that's just a
That's all
I don't really care. Fuck it. It's my birthday. Can I get a happy birthday?
Happy birthday Darth Vader! Happy birthday!
Open twips are going full of magical activities. The next TTS better not be a cameo. It better be something that makes me chuckle.
If I ate the next GPS, ate something that made me fucking chocolate!
If I ate something that made me fucking chocolate!
And I'm pausing it for a whole hour.
That's right.
You made your bed, you gotta lie in it.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
That's right, Discord kitten, you've pissed off the alpha wolf.
Wooo!
Oh shit, I muted it again.
I was saying they were not stressed.
That's right.
Just go kitten.
You're pissed off the alpha world.
Sorry, buddy.
All right, pal.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, Mr. Juggernaut and Mr.
Sad and Mr.
Chef Garb.
I'm gonna find this one good man.
Good. I'm mad. Thank you, my boy.
Please, thank you, my boy.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
Oh, let's just sit and give a grow you.
So they can grow you.
Oh, shit. Sorry.
My bad. I'm just hanging out.
Just hanging around.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hey, guys. Uh huh. You do see any chance that we're just
ass? No. I saw how it was created. Oh, but as soon as it came out of my mouth, I was
Crazy no way
I'll go out and die first how about that? Oh that sounds like a great idea.
I'm watching her back.
He's right down the center. He's just going up the stairs. He went up the stairs.
He went up the stairs. He's perfectly still.
God, players can't see things at heart moving.
The boy went up the stairs. Wait wait wait wait you can flake him, you can flake him.
Like to the front and to the stand. I'm just like I'm on back.
In the front door
He's up the stairs. I think there's multiple
You want to do it right now
Yeah, you're not getting started on this hallway. No cuz he went upstairs. Oh, she went upstairs. God damn it
Okay, okay
Why do you pick it? He's picking he's picking
Hey, buddy
You think you're killing our spot you got another thing coming that literally
Once again, you're welcome you're welcome
Too easy!
You have to bum those cowards out of your bags.
I didn't realize you guys...
I need some heels now! I need some heels!
I need some heels!
Yeah, I got some.
Yeah, here.
Okay.
There's probably some...
in here as well.
Oh, there we go. I got a bench.
I got a bench.
That was a close one
All right, all right, we're cooking boys. We're cooking. Okay. All right, not too shabby
God rest heavy me soul
You're going to rest here?
I'd rest here if you'd be so kind resting in my room.
I'm with Dolly partying now.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Guy Dolly parting up to the great beyond.
Jolene, Jolene, and all day and all night.
That's your nipple!
Eee!
That's your nipple!
Eee!
Well, you know, that's our ghost sometimes.
But we are up!
We are up, and that's what matters most.
That's what matters.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Should we push through the big building in the middle yet? Let's do it. Oh, let's do it
Let's do it
Here we go. Here comes the greatest jewelry hero run of all time
starting right now
We're going to be right through the map, kill everyone, extract, give them some stuff,
and bam!
Sooner your legacy is back on it to your legacy
So my use my socket over this piece of crap
like bailing. Let's get him! Across the street.
Some multiple people running away from getting shot at. I don't know where that's from.
Across the street some more.
I'm dead. Oh, I don't know how I didn't just die there.
I'm good good now. I'm good now. I'm good now.
Hey, here's multiple. Oh, another grenade!
Pushing across, I'm pushing across. Are you sure? Are you sure? Good?
Where's this guy across the street? I don't know.
Oh so much delicious loot here.
I'm going all the way to the...
How delicious!
Somewhere behind me.
Oh so delicious!
So delicious!
Oh thank god there's no one here to stop me from taking all this juicy loot.
Oh delicious!
I
Just do this guy over here. I'll hit him this guy you hit the other guy, okay? What?
What
What would you say
I
All right, I know on the floor don't see nothing pushing through
I don't worry already dad
I
Well, hold on now while hold on we must have our battle of epic proportions the story does not end here
Now ready yourself for epic battle
Are you ready for epic battle?
Are you ready for epic battle?
He's beating you, dude.
Okay, epic battle starting now.
You can come here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a guy over here.
I'm fighting.
He ran away.
He ran away.
Okay, ran away.
Oh shit, I thought it was a guy.
Oh.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm in the uh, the offices across the street there's a guy on me, where's the guy at?
Uh, he's uh, in the parking lot um, by that little car dealership place.
Okay, okay, okay, I'll go over, I'll go over, he's in the back of it, he's in the back
of it.
Oh
The last third in the back of the parking lot here
Hey, bitch boy, do you handle Jim?
I'm gonna get up top, I'm gonna get up top, okay?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
I'm sure that you're here concerned.
Gigi's good man.
Gigi's...
I will utilize your items most effectively.
I get it.
All right, that's right.
Kill your boyfriend.
Oh
It's you running around oh, yeah, you're up top. How's you doing the parking lot? I
Don't know that's the last time I heard him. He might he might have snuck off. I'm gonna I'm gonna go out
Going out
Yeah, I was she not there
See nothing either I
I got my guy that that might be the guy maybe he went to you
No, this guy was the whole time hundred percent. I heard about Madeline stuff. These are definitely two seven people hundred percent
I see my see me something great. I see him. I see him. He's all the automatic green launcher automatic green launcher in the window
Third story is your second story. Whatever got it got it got it got it got it
you come down here buddy don't make me come up there pal it ain't gonna be
Purdy it ain't gonna be Purdy don't you make me come up there buddy don't you
make me come up there now it ain't gonna be Purdy
I'm on the stairs. I'm looking at the door into the grenade launcher. I'll push to you.
I'll wait for you to get to me. I'm going in. Come on out! Come on out! With your head
Good job!
Let's just go to the scav.
He's not here.
Did you guys... did you guys see the scav?
No, I...
Maybe the scav was on it.
No, I... I tell you, I saw a guy right here in a green helmet on.
He was right here, where I'm standing.
The guy we saw on a green helmet on, right?
Wait...
There could have been the scav.
Oh, I could have swear I saw a green helmet.
Mystery this was a guy saw
This is a mystery
This guy's a loser. I just have a shot
I just have a shotgun he ran off
That's weird. He gone and run off. That's a special race
Oh, I gave this lost sound
Let me watch you
I don't have a lot of comment on that. That's gonna be a personal issue. I
Would have said divorce him but until that last part we are playing a military simulator that could be reasonable request
It could be it gets quite loud here. It's quite it. I will visit you and just one more just one
I have to kill this guy. Oh, well, that is only up the case, but I just
I just, I just, I just, hold on one second.
Give me a word of you.
I'm outside, I'm to the right, I'm in the,
you see what?
I don't see this guy's just doing that.
He shoots twice and then he just runs all like 200 yards back.
Going all the way down to Tommy.
I hate people that do that, it is so annoying.
Oh my goodness.
I know you're out here, but I'm stuck.
Probably, honestly, he's probably camping in Nacotomi.
I'm just gonna see if he's there,
if he's not, I'm just gonna extract his limbs.
I found his backpack, I found his backpack!
Okay.
There's some goodies in it.
Hmm.
Are you outside right now?
Yeah, I'm sitting here. This is me. This is me.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Did you make your trusted friend mr. Peanut he's cool. He's he kind of funny
When he's leaving
Well done, young man.
Oh, you did great out there too, Habibi, the way you...
Well, I mean, I...
Nah.
How'd you get that first gun?
Come on now.
You're a good man. You're a good man, Mr. Habibi.
Ex-gill-it raid, boys! Ex-gill-it raid!
Mr. Peter, can you please put a curse on Braxton for not accepting my fantasy trade?
I don't know what Dungeons and Dragons 80 sided died
You were into the cavern and he's got plus three luck on him type of game you're playing
Fuck you
I hope the warlocks down in Dungeon 3 has his way with your butt
But oh sir fancy from I don't top Brady has his way with your butt
I
Think slice thanks guys guys I got four p.m. C counts. I got four p.m. C. That was fantastic
I
Want to play Tarkov like you when I grow up?
Yeah
So do I start with do I start I go back to this because I brought I bless mr. Brexin. It's a pistol
Oh, uh, any number of dollars to lick the forehead sweat off of Tom Brady after pooping.
Have you been tell?
Tell Peanut to oh, yes, I'm on my mind.
I'm on my mind.
I'm on the case.
I'm on the case.
I'm on here.
Welcome in Mr.
Lemon.
Welcome in.
Well, thanks for having me.
Glad to be here.
11.
Hello, hello.
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
Some very profitable zero to heroes.
Very profitable. Yeah very proper. I'm getting in the way of bullets making sure our boys get home safe
Okay, there you got him safe shield now you're joining late. So you got to bring a macaroon pistol and nothing else a
Single macaroon and that's it a single macaroon. That's what I'm doing too. Well. Here's the deal
I've got this in one a spring field with a suppressor on it. Oh the best ammo. I mean this thing Wow
Dialed in oh, but I can't bring that in. I know just a macro just a macro just a macro
around you a zero to hero
You're around you're round two of a rolling zero to here. You're joining late and there are punishments this coin can't and for joining
Yes, you'll be punished just a macro
Just a macro just a macro now when you guys say profitable. What kind of profits are we I'm talking a huge profits big profit
like big big money or like just big big money huge money yeah huge money pre
pre 2008 profits mm-hmm what that means but before the housing market crash
lemon oh actually if you think about it maybe that's kind of counterintuitive
because the biggest profits were made after the housing market crash you're
right you want that for a second not for the common man not for the common
No for the common man because if the if your house was worth like two dollars and now it's worth five million dollars
The housing market a month
No, no, but no what I'm saying is your house is worth like house eight hundred thousand dollars
And then it goes to one hundred thousand dollars, but then since then
And from 2008, post-2008, your house now would be,
you know the boomers who purchased their houses
for a Snickers bar and a Taco Bell gift card?
Now they can sell it for a yacht.
That's what I'm saying.
What if you were the guy who lost his house?
Okay, well yeah, then you'd be fucked.
Yeah, you'd be fucked 100%.
Well, that's who I was.
That's who you were talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
Listen, we're just talking about
the same thing, different angles, different roads.
Let me tell you let me tell you why this new generation can't buy houses. It's because we're getting too much Starbucks
It's because we're getting too much Starbucks
You just cut out the Starbucks to be able to buy a house easily
Literally so easily. It's the Starbucks. It's getting them. It's a Starbucks. Get it. Let's get this young generation
And the avocado toast. It's the Starbucks and the avocado toast
I don't know.
Damn right.
Damn right.
Very true.
Real Andrew.
Write this down.
Is everyone writing this down?
Is everyone writing this down?
I hope you're writing this down.
Macro?
No.
No pumpkin spice.
No pumpkin ice.
Okay, dude.
I've been doing I've been doing zero to heroes before you guys are even more. All right. I'll show you three
How do you know he's actually six what did I do see in my jet guys guys you guys
You know how people can sit like huge emojis at the twin chap. I like anything sitting a little bit
I rarely see that I rarely see that but I just saw an inflated picture of
XQC with the fattest Racky
The beauty the right there in the chat the beauty of what an image that'll haunt you tonight in your dreams
Stuff or it will visit you in your dreams. I don't know I hope it is me in my dreams
I hope it's visit. I hope I would visit me in my dreams
There's somebody screenshot that put it next to the notes. I told you this is a second ago
Okay, wait, okay, so I've got I've got a couple I've got a couple bullets and stuff. I don't really have like great stuff. I
I somebody send me an invite to our group to in game. Oh, yeah
You throw curveball we throw curveballs with one curveballs with the curveballs
Open some leather face. What good man good man
I
80% of people under 35 don't have a house. It's the Starbucks. I
Ran the numbers it's the Starbucks. I ran the numbers yep
Actually read this good buddy
It's the Starbucks. No, it's not it's the Starbucks. It's the Starbucks.
What the hell's going on? What the hell?
What about Big Macs? No, Big Macs are fine. Big Macs are fine. Big Macs are economical.
very economical. Big Macs are very economical. Big Mac is a hand sound crack. Very accurate.
Never had a Big Mac before. Would you recommend starting off with two Big Macs? Oh, 100%.
My exact order for that man would be two Big Macs!
A large fry and a cup!
Let me tell you something I used to do.
Let me tell you something I used to do.
And this is bossing.
This is bossing.
Oh my God, Dave, you haven't done this?
I know it's a little annoying to do.
Um, I know it's a little annoying to do.
Honestly, I guess you'd get it from a store anyways,
but I'll just tell you how I used to do it.
I would go to the McDonald's.
I would get two large fries,
and then I'd drive over to Waterburner
and pick up five spicy ketchup.
And I eat the McDonald's fries
with the water burger spicy ketchup.
It's, boy, shit.
It is, boy, shit.
How far away are they from each other?
How do you eat McDonald's fries
if not right off the fucking fryer?
It was pretty good.
Do you eat McDonald's fries without them being
absolutely molten hot?
Well, they kind of stay hot.
I mean, McDonald's cooks everything really hot.
when they mouthed that that ladies pussy. I remember that that's why we have those warnings
now. Yeah, they make everything really hot. Yeah. Mm hmm. I think everything will hot.
Yeah, you remember you remember. Yeah, couple years ago, that entire Kinder surprise egg
with the point inside. Kinder surprise. Oh, you Kinder surprise eggs were banned in the
Yeah. No, I wasn't a kid. Was it was the kid? No, it was not an adult. It was an adult.
That's just natural selection. I don't know why we're banning it. I don't know why we're
banning it. That's just natural selection. That's just natural selection. I should not
wait to get that toy out. I just inhaled that. That's just how it goes sometimes.
That's just how it goes. That's just how it goes sometimes. Okay. I thought I was
a kid that died. No, okay, if you're a grown man, die, a kinder, spirits, egg, whatever
it's called. It's, it's, well, you know, I'm surprised you lasted this.
This is P. I don't know if I can say this, but please don't report me. Okay. But I speak
those in to America all the time, dude, I bring like fucking a 24 pound with me and
I hand them out of kids, but he's good at random kids, but I had him out to adults.
Oh, well, those are the ones in danger.
I'm trying to try to see, I'm trying to figure out which adults I should and should not hang out with anyone.
If they try and fucking inhale it, then I just know.
Yeah, I don't, yeah, no, that's, you should be in jail. You're a threat to society.
I mean, you're a threat to society.
Oh, wait until you hear about what else I bring in.
What? What else?
Bring in ketchup chips.
Holy crap.
Waffles all dressed.
Holy crap.
Chris. Holy crap. Listen. This is like, you know what? Maybe not. Maybe not. Yes. Sometimes
I like to go. I like to fly to Europe and I'll bring a whole bottle of red 40 and just
go around and random rest stops. Speaking of just to show them what they're missing.
Just show them what they're missing. That's actually incredible. You're welcome. Just
doing my part. Just doing my part. I let go of the Europe. No, I've never been
Yeah, and I will never go to Europe
You guys think baby you got a steak baby. I'm born here. I will die here. I will die in this great country
Do you need to come up to Canada what if we become I might come up to Canada
Just for a little bit just to just to just to make fun of you guys
Ha ha ha ha your dollars are called loonies. Everything here's a fucking joke
I was in a fucking joke
You about that
Poinkified sin. All right, son. Tell me this what would you rather come in the sink or sink in the calm
That's a dubious question. Let's get a goop upon it. Can a goop upon it for a second be a group upon it
just a moment. Oh, a group of must finder. A group of must finder. Mm. Mm. Oh, oh,
Scam 20 would never agree with you. Yes, you won. Scam 20. Oh,
Oh my God, lemon. You would have got to shave that. You'd lemon's got to go. Listen,
I don't know if you can see what's going on over there. Watch, but if you see that man without
a hat he's just got to shape the sides what's he waiting for let me see oh not
wait hold on let me see wait oh god dude you might have to rewind a little bit
in between mr. peanut
I'm back. I'm back. Oh, I've never seen this guy without that hat on.
There's normally a lot of hair up there. I'm pioneering a new look.
I was just about to ask why you like this shit.
Holy crap give it to Dr. Phil Plank Darkup.
Oh my god.
I'm pioneering a new look.
Fuck.
It is pioneering a new look.
It's brilliant.
Excellent, excellent.
I'm a pioneer.
All right.
You're a pioneer.
You know what, you know what, Levin?
You are beautiful.
Do not let anyone tell you different.
If it keeps you from turning to me, pal.
I'll rough them up.
Thank you.
Tell the truth. We'll tell the truth. We like to be humble, but the reality is that lemon has so much brain activity going on up there
He had to shave the top of his head right
Like like an AI data center it's got a cool off it was running too hot
It was right too hot. I had to shave the top so that some of the heat can can go out
So it can dissipate 100% 100% 100%
Okay, guys if you died on the last one grab your macarons if you didn't die gear up with your stuff
We're going back. Oh, yeah, I'm ready. I've been ready. Oh, and I sleep where we're going. I'm right behind my skin
Okay, hold on. Let me switch
Redo redo hold on redo alert redo alert
Let me tell you something I've never seen you without that hat on and my my reaction right there was a genuine
Did you guys fight or flight? It was fight or flight
It was a fight or flight
you know what I mean you know sometimes
When I drop my kids off at the school the same thing like sometimes they call the cops on me
So that's okay, you know, yeah, you look like the guy I would call the cops on if you was near school
You don't wear the hair out you don't wear the hat out
We leave the house
I'd like to get a nice tan up there let it breathe. Let it breathe. Let it breathe.
You should have seen it before that's actually
Actually it's Tan right now.
You can see that.
Oh, Mr. Blanche, my vlog is a little bit...
Mr. Blanche!
Mr. Blanche!
My man, my man!
Just let me do good.
I let thee down.
Mr. Blanche told me it was right there.
I just glanced up.
And Mr. Nippon, my wife, I'm fucking some wicked man.
Good, I'm mad.
And Mr. Frosty, cool, my wife, I'm fucking some wicked man.
Good job man!
Thank you, my friend.
Please take the present.
Since was a good one to see with my ladies.
Especially Mr. Blaine.
Don't be too small with me.
Good seeing you, Mr. Blaine.
Always a positive present.
Always a positive present, Mr. Blaine.
Thank you, my boy.
You've been a great big man.
Now let's ride!
That was...
I have a MCX, but I only have one and a half mags of a whisper out
Where's to the macro
You got a dog turn 11 and 30 minutes we love you see people one thousand
blessings oh you know what 10,000 blessings for you going all the way
10,000 blood for your little one oh what a glorious day what a glorious day
it's a day oh hiya places is this you in the back quicksand oh yes yes that's
me with the pistol who don't wait why is this guy a guy
All right, he's going true to you as a baby
I gotta flash me. I'll be the flasher. You'll be the flasher. Okay. Yeah, the flasher. Yeah
Well, you know a real upset about that last shot in our situation. We should go to the short guys
Oh
I
Don't see much anymore. I should be more he moved he moved
I'm going straight up still
Locking I
Know what he went to I don't know
He just he just ran off. I feel like if I saw four guys all the way over here
I would probably just see fucking people like two of them completely naked
That's right. Yeah, he's I would have just kept going. I'll just say aren't you know fucking? I didn't kill anyone
Let's keep moving. He's probably you know, he's probably moving above us to a resort wait for us to get to resort
You show let's get up and I see my seam. I see him. Oh, yep up top. I
Can't penetrate that helmet because I have fucking whisper rounds
Okay, so I'm the head twice and he just he just gets away. He just he just gets away
No, you guys never lag anymore. I did shoot twice in there and there. Okay. All right. Hold on. There's multiple there is multiple
There is multiple gentlemen. All right guys these whispers around do nothing
I'm doing guys towards gas straight towards gas. I saw the tracers coming out of the trees, but I didn't I don't have eyes on I
Have a shock in this piranha, so I
You should be more no
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking
I think down by the blue fence down by the blue fence
Not inside I those guys may be fighting each other
Oh shit!
That could be a scav.
That could be a scav.
Can we move?
You guys should move. I got a decent gun for this situation.
Bad ammo, but decent gun.
To our left.
You're a person, real person?
Real person.
Right here.
It's a scav. It's a scav.
Oh.
Real scav. Real scav.
Wow.
Let me get a gun.
I'm not seeing any of these people again.
I need to move.
I need to move.
Let's go to resort resort.
We go to resort.
We go with the people.
I got the scam.
I got the scam.
I got a gun.
I got a gun now.
Oh, oh, oh, you want to push?
You want to push them?
Okay.
Well, that's why we're here.
We're here to kill people.
We know where the people are.
Should we go get them?
Let's push through power.
Let's push through power station and get to gas.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'm gonna push mine wrong. I'm gonna kill this guy. You're just pushing straight through the field damn right. I am
I'm the heart of an ox
We have a lion that just makes it a bigger target
Listen, I mean the way I see what I see what he's in the force in the force. I see him
In front of me. Yes straight towards that hill that overlooks guys. He's I see him. I'm gonna choose. I'm going with you
Ladies might be out there not
He's jumping, he's, he's, he's kind of big, he's kind of big like a good shell
I'm looking for this horse, I'm going to put him down
What?
He's, okay, he's behind the rock, he's behind the rock
It's a big rock that looks over the gas station, he's on the right side
Holy shit
He's on the right side of the rock that looks over the gas station
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Be true to the lab.
Those are our guys.
Those are our guys.
Sorry, that's okay.
We all make mistakes.
We all make mistakes.
But everybody's dead what we are dead, but he is a wounded
I'm fucking I'm going in
Just quick more survey we're sure
But I'm going in I got one bag
Pots me the worst rounds in the game
I'm going
Was he still behind the rock or where was he?
Right right ahead of you literally right at you in the field, but you're okay with the bushes
I'mma let the scav- I suppose, I'mma let the scav- I suppose!
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
I'mma scav expose him.
I'm sure he's suit that scav many, I'm in on a- I'm in on a deal, pepper.
Hell, feast a ball at the plots.
That's going back on his legs.
There he is, there he is!
Oo-y-oo-yoo!
Shoo!
He's just got to be a pickaxe, he's just got to be a pickaxe, he starts looking at four times.
Fuck it, I'm going in!
Charge!
We go.
Now follow the blood trail.
Oh, I see the bush perfect.
We're gonna go.
Oh, that's our body.
Sweet died with honor.
Oh, you did.
You got it.
Honor and glory.
Oh, there he is.
Ah, perfect.
Oh, fantastic.
Sounded like twice in the head right there, but it bounced off like I'm shooting
Nerf bullets, perfect, fantastic.
I don't even know why I picked up that gun.
I don't even know why I picked up that gun.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Sort of a whisper of a bullet.
A whisper of a bullet.
I whispered it as he said,
I kinda want you to die, maybe.
I love being cut.
I could if you say.
You feel it?
Good.
Good.
I did 549 damage to Bonnie.
549.
149.
All of his blood was gone.
Hey, this is the only guy I shot at.
Okay.
You know what? I have a better idea.
I have a better idea.
New idea.
New idea alert. New idea alert.
Whoever can get XMCs, XMCs, XMCs, Qs.
I don't know if that's the name.
We get them and whoever can't get to Mosin.
Blast him!
You bet that.
Wait, what's that?
Wait, an AXM-C?
Oh, that is.
It's not a Japanese TV show.
What are you talking about?
No, I joined the AXM-C.
Wait.
Wait, the AXM-C?
The AXM-C, AXM-C.
Where are we going to get that?
I don't know.
But that's what we're going to get.
OK, that's what we're going to get.
Is it called AXMC cuz I'm not seeing it.
I'm seeing it.
I'm seeing it.
Okay, I can buy one from Jaeger or a ridiculous ask.
Are you buying it or no?
I'm gonna look and see how much does it cost.
Whatever the sniper boys, whatever the sniper boys.
I'm gonna go with the Mosin.
You do Mosin.
I'm gonna do the-
Yeah, I already got one of those.
I'm gonna do an AXMC.
I'm getting the biggest round possible.
This thing can punch a hole through a boat.
You talking about?
OK, you buy that, all right?
And if you go down, I'll pick it up.
OK, OK.
I can't buy that because it's not open to me.
But you're paying $284,000.
It's a big day.
It's a big day.
It's time for revenge.
It is time for revenge.
And we're doing the zero to hero stuff?
There are no rules. There are no rules. There are no rules to make up. There are but we're making we're making the rules
I mean, I've can we make a rule where we can bring in a full kit zero zero hero full kid?
That could work that could possibly work and what do you think at armor level for helmet?
I mean there are no rules, but
Well, it's you're the hero full kit addition
Zero to here. Okay. I'm putting the kit on okay, but oh but snipers only
Both actions only bolt it. I like it. I liked it both actions only
Bolt to hero bolt a hero
Mr. Nut I'm about to have surgery
God speak God speak and check God speed I guess a hero
They're probably benign you're part God bless my mother just they're probably benign you find my boy
If you get in there you get those where you keep going you get on there get those moves
It's not a day you keep going box God's been by the God's been gone bless
I want another sippy sippy to one another sippy sippy
I see if you lose this we go play a party game and stuff.
You guys see?
Oh yeah.
Guys I've decided in this moment I'm going to get hammered on this fight Wednesday.
Let's ride!
Okay, he's trying to get serious.
Great decision, thank you sir.
Thank you, but if listen if we lose if we all die you play part of games
But if we went we continue this hero to hero bold action addition
Mm-hmm. That's right bold action edition bold action edition
But now you can use any gun you want but you have to bring in a bolt action
Wait, right. Oh, it's really hero. I'm oh, I missed that. Okay. You're a hero both action addition
Hero to hero bolt action addition. Yeah. Yeah, you're both action. Yes. Help me just
Chesney's
headset both action
You know what let's change the name of the game because this doesn't really make any sense anymore. This is both action
bull
The the big bushy bolt action bonanza and
And and whoever gets the most big bussy bolt-action bonanza kills
Well, I will I'm gonna put up a cash prize. I'm gonna cut I'm gonna it's cash price my
Amazon Prime
Twitch subscription
Yes, yes, wow, yes, this takes a high price
Next month since you already it'll be yes, it'll be a bit delayed. It'll be next month. It'll be next month. Yes
Yes. Yeah. It'll be next month. Yes. No, I need to say I need everybody to say I I we
are the we are the big bussy bolt-action bonanza boys and we're ready to bust. Here we go.
We're the big bushy banana boys and we're ready to die.
All right let's ride.
We're the hero.
Let's ride.
We're going right here.
That's a mouthful.
We're going right here.
That's a mouthful.
I gotta take a pee pee too and grab a silly juice.
What the hell?
All right, let's ride!
Oh you got me, you got me, and you got me.
Oh, how embarrassing, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me!
Oh!
Oh it's pissing.
Yes.
Sorry got, what's going on?
Oh, the lemon is.
I'm sorry.
I was talking about lemon now.
Now, the lemon is.
I can't put it in my mouth, can I?
It's just the last one.
Oh, why is there cake?
There's nothing going on.
I can't put it in here.
Come on.
You wanna eat it?
Come on.
What's this?
hopefully at hell I think I think they did put me in oh oh yeah I see okay okay I
got you I got you oh I thought we were playing a shoreline wait we this is
shoreline noise is woods this is what's okay nighttime woods to make it even
more weird this spooky who the hell is this let's me my hacks
This is a serious situation, guys.
Don't work group on around, okay?
It's serious.
This is serious.
This is serious.
If we lose, we have to go play party games.
Oh no.
Oh man, that won't be fun.
Oh no, that won't be fun at all.
Oh my God.
They banned them today, earlier today,
this afternoon, they banned party games.
Right across the way.
He's here.
Right across the way.
I'm gonna take the shot.
It's right across the way.
I hit him.
He's prone next, he's, I knocked his leg out, right next to the van, right next to the van.
Oh, so I see my, see my, see my, see my, see him?
That's a, take this shot.
That's a, that's a scab.
Is it a scab?
That's definitely a scab.
Well, 100% that's a scab.
I don't know, I don't think scabs spawn there though, that's the thing.
Well, he has a scab jacking on, that's 1,000% a scab.
Could be a PMC in disguise.
I don't think that's possible.
What are you doing, sir?
Don't think that no he literally has a jacket only a scab can wear
That's not listen. I'm gonna keep my eyes on you guys put him down or is that I miss that scab is over by that rock
The scab is over by that rock
I can't show some left. Let's go get up
And maybe if we're lucky Sherman will be here
Oh, streaming retired, he said that you know his kids are getting a little older, he's
missing and grow up, so he wanted to be closer to home.
Oh, he got a job at Asian Art Block, 37 years old, go on.
Well, I think they're like 12, and the time flies by.
So he got a job at Asian Art Block so he can be one more.
Yeah, unfortunately.
It's just one of those things, you know?
Hold on, Peter, are you...
Are you multitasking right now?
I'm multitasking.
I'm a multi-tasker, I've seen Mr. Sturman here, did he really, did he really retire?
I told you, I just went into the whole thing, you want me to say it again?
Go ahead.
Sturman has had some kids, he thought he could do the job, but they're, they've been growing
times and plans and he wants to be a little closer to home.
Watch his kids grow up so he got a job at H&R Block.
That's a paper shredder.
Oh, I guess.
Where's your baby?
Yeah, he was, uh, oh, I'm in the, I'm in the, um, the way you guys are.
They're like the bad guys.
He's a bad guy.
Yeah.
Oh, looking for a bad guy.
I want to kill a bad guy.
I want to kill a zitty guy.
It could be a good guy, too.
I'll kill, I'll just kill anyone.
I just want to kill someone.
I just want to kill a guy.
I just want to kill a person.
That's what I kill a human being.
That's all I want to do.
I
Want to kill I just want to kill a living breathing even being what I want to kill. I want to kill a guy
Want to kill a real person in the gas kind of crazy in the game
In the game
These scouts easy scab town
If I was a bad guy, but I'm not like the same kind of bad guys. You're a good guy
What would you if you were a bad guy? Um?
Yeah, we gotta find bad guys
Yeah, that guy's
It really depends like what kind of bad guy you are. No, I'm a good guy
No, you're
Oh, wait, we can't wait. We can't. Yeah. Yeah.
It's just a scam. Just a scam.
More guys. Come up here, guys. Come up here. Come on.
I just. Who are they? That's a lot of gunshots.
It's just gimmick. He's just dancing.
I just got in the head like you need to go to.
I need to go to go to the thing.
We let's go to father.
But this guy over there got to be somebody here.
It's it's a dead zone in here.
What's going on?
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Please get to the house! I'm the handsomest!
Behind a yellow? Behind a yellow truck.
Behind a yellow truck, can you hear it?
There's two of them. Two of them. Two of them. Two of them confirmed.
Two of them confirmed.
Oh, peep it! Oh, peep it!
Your pee-pee?
Oh, peep my pee-pee.
Did one of them fell back a little bit into the forest?
Yeah, the other one went behind that yellow truck to your right.
My peepee. My peepee.
Ow!
Oh, God, I'm not, I'm peepee too good.
I'm gonna jump in some rounds. I'm gonna jump in the other side.
Oh, fuck!
It's butt rock. It's butt rock.
Why aren't they shooting anyone out?
Oh, thank God. Good job, big boy.
Any time you're doing my part.
Big boy is crazy.
Just doing my part.
Where'd you guys fall back to?
I'm still at the wood camp right here.
the wood camp right here. I was looting the scans because I'm zero to here. I thought we were doing zero to here.
As I have an AXM C of my body, you gotta get it. We're gonna get it back.
We're gonna get it back.
That should be a question. That's a good question. I think it's a very good question.
Tell me the consequences are very different whether he's a good guy or a bad guy.
so this guy this guy was on dickhead rock and he shot me and then none of you
guys they still not shooting you guys I'm like here I'm saying that guy's name
I'm gonna make sure he never plays this game in his fucking life again he's
gonna get a new Wi-Fi router a new computer you have to fucking move
houses to play this game again gonna have them no I'm gonna hack them dumbass
hmm a hack them dude all right push up already here I'm at dickhead don't shoot
me I got yellow he doesn't talk in the spades call me doesn't talk in the spades
I'm good I'm good this guy's not the man coming doesn't talk no proof to I'm
I'm saying right now no proof at all I'm still gonna do it I'm gonna do it
love of the game I would do it for the love of it call me doesn't talk in
I'm doing this with no proof.
I'm consciously doing this with no proof.
Get spot.
I don't want to see.
There we go.
Shot over there.
He's over by the medical camp.
He backed up 100%.
Get him, gang.
He's running for his absolute life.
I'm on dickhead rock right now and I should have just exploded.
There's nobody here.
Yeah, we passed dickhead rock.
Dude, I was clearing it.
I'm calling Bill Gates.
Yeah, get Bill Gates on the line.
He needs to hear about this.
He needs to hear about this.
There's dickhead rock here in there.
He needs to hear about this right now.
He needs to get him on the line.
There's no way it's the same guy in Medcamp.
Yo, 100%, 100%.
I know it's two guys.
They split off.
Oh, yeah, maybe the guy you were originally doing.
But the guy who shot peanut,
he went all the way to Medcamp?
He's at mid-camp right now. He's fully looting.
Look at him. He's baiting us in with these single shots.
I'm gonna go in from the right.
Your position is the literal...
Roger, Dodger.
The only barricade you can see from Dickhead, he killed you.
Couldn't see anyone else and rotated.
I would you guys fall back to I'm still I'm still at the wood camp right here. I
Was just muting the scans cuz I'm sure to hear I got
What rock is that
What rock is that I'm unfamiliar with the name that rock what rock is that?
What rock is that?
That's a direct line side of maybe what dickhead rock.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, what did you just say again?
What was that, Chad?
I just read two seconds ago.
I see it!
Did I get it?
I see it!
Hold on, let me see it.
What did you say again?
What was that thing you said?
Like, did you say it again?
Wait a second, I can't remember.
I can't remember exactly what you said.
I don't remember why I checked.
What am I doing here?
Let's get back to the game.
Let's get right back to the game.
Piss Rock, that's right.
That's Piss Rock.
That's right, buddy.
That's right.
That's right, buddy.
That's right, pal.
That's right.
Oh, that's right.
You must have the bungalow.
You get the horns.
You get the bungalow.
The bugle is horny.
Excellent rage boys, excellent rage!
Aw man, we'll have to play party games.
Are you kidding?
I hit him, but he had the one second that I saw.
Yeah, he had gym five, you lock.
Yeah, this guy is level 53.
Okay.
Okay.
That guy was, we weren't gonna take that.
Okay.
Okay.
Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Okay. What's that? Okay. I did. I hit him. No, okay. Huh? Okay. Yeah, okay
Okay, got it. Good. It's mental note mental
Mentally nowadays mentally noted in the face mental note
I
Boys are we doing another while we give it up and played party games? Oh, we do it online
Let's do one more one more
Mosin run
Mosin I'm Mosin really
One more Mosin man run
One more Mosin man run
I'm a man run.
Really?
Yes.
One more man run.
One more man run.
Is it a mozen man run or a mozen man run?
Well, you sit.
Wait, hold on.
That's a good question.
We're mozen men and we're chasing, and we're going to shoot men.
Oh, so we're the mozen man.
Yeah.
And we're all going after the man
Okay, as long as we agree if we all die we go hit the party
Even know what game we're gonna play. Oh you will use play machine party
Has anybody beat you yet? Yes, I was even one time but
It was closey and it was just all three people team up on that brings me so much
Any barely beat me he'd be like two hundred points
I think you were beating
Habibi and fetus. I was like, I don't know if this guy's ever lost machine. I've never lost fairly. I've never
Yes, thank you closey God bless you
Can we get can everybody say God bless our little cloaksie
I
One time in the chat. No, how about we say this and we say fuck clungsy
9-11
He's doing our graders. He also said that thing doing our graders. Don't forget that he loves our greater. Yes
Yeah, that's what we're doing. That's right. That's right. That's exactly what he said
That's exactly what he said. He said yes. He said I love our creators. That's what he said
I've motion man run motion motion man run
We all were right to party games right to party games motion man Ryan was a man run right here right now
No excuses no yielding
It's it is time to shine either shine bright like a diamond or we die
We've we burned out like a dying star
Okay, well yeah, I love it. I mean other than the dying star part. Well hold on now
It's Mosin man
Rockin' Man!
Rockin' Man!
The Mosin Man!
Rockin' Man!
Rockin' Man!
Rockin' Man!
Rockin' Man!
Rockin' Man!
Wait, so is Dolly Parton.
Rockin' Man!
Rockin' Man is honestly
Real Talk.
Rockin' Man is my favorite Metallica song.
Well, Rocket Man.
Rocket Man!
Take my hand, I'm a Rocket Man.
Is that how the song goes?
Yeah, Metallica, famous song Rocket Man by Metallica.
Wait, I think it goes like, I think it goes, Rocket Man!
Now hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Hold me close to Tommy Danza.
Hold me close to Tommy Danza.
Rub your mustache in my bed chair.
No.
Lay me down and shake the floor.
Lift my nipple with your tongue.
Tommy Danza.
Tommy Danza.
Tommy Danza.
Do that thing I like with your tongue.
Tommy Danza.
Get closer.
Tommy Danza.
Tony Danz, uh, Tony, Tony Danz.
Tony Danz, uh,
help me diversify my investment portfolio.
Oh, no, no, that's German.
Don't, oh yeah, with the H&R Block.
H&R Block, yeah.
Oh yeah, okay, let's ride it.
Tony Danz is the field goal kicking,
or garbage-picking field goal kicking Philadelphia phenomenon.
Oh
That makes only that makes more sheds
Easy mistake honestly easy don't need 40 s and b lol you're either killing or dying on site listen up
Miss Khalifa. I have enjoyed many of your videos
And I I think you had a promising career and I even enjoy your new journey jewelry
Business okay, but I will dominate this round
I will dominate man, let me tell you what I will dominate this round. I will kill every living man
I feel like a mozen boy
Got new at this
It's cool
What you say? I just feel like a little mozen boy
I'm not only does ever purchase Mia Khalifa's jewelry that she started the jewelry business
yeah yeah yeah I got him on the subscription for Mia Khalifa's jewelry
service I think you have a specific on Mia Khalifa's bead necklace
subscription I'm talking about her bead necklace subscription I think what I'm
talking about is her jewelry business as a whole mm-hmm which doesn't require
Oh
No
Why do you ask? Well, I mean I would love some meekly for jewelry. I think that'd be nice to have that let's ride
oh
oh
At the weekend house
Like a residence at the hotel mm-hmm, and they went out to California that same night
And I say that is I got to say this place while they were all out
And the next morning I took a fat dump
Boy, I gotta tell you 20
I know where Shroud lives and I swear before the day I die
I will open the top part of his toilet and take a shit at it
I've said this before you know I've said this I've been seeing this for a couple years now in the tank in the tank
I will take a shit and Shroud's no not enough protector. That's when you leave it on top of the tank
I'm talking I will poop in his tank. I will poop in his tank
Plus it's yes. Yes, I will I will poop that's in the tank of shrouds toilet before I die
And when I do I will take a picture and post it on X and you will see and you will see it
You will see it like they've invited you
No, no, I'm not gonna break into shrouds out. She's gonna invite me and we're gonna he's gonna think that we're just hanging out
No, I'm gonna end he's gonna think we're just hanging out maybe play some Mario card or like maybe we're playing with football
And I'm gonna say surround
Helicopter coming in they're coming in they're out by helicopter. I think I downed one or wounded it
Yep, they're down by helicopter. They're pointed this way.
Let's get to the front!
These are big boys. Big boys.
Big boys, you kill one!
Oh my god, one of them is shrouded.
One of them is shrouded. He's heard about the double decker.
He's here to stop you.
Are students get out?
Right outside the truck to the left.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I'm both of them closer as one so far. I don't know where they're at now. I see what I see what I see what
God what god what?
Oh shit oh shit. Did you get the one?
No shit no shit no shit. Cops. No no.
Far.
Push it push it push it.
Push it push it. I got the one far I got the one far.
I'm going back to the first floor.
Where you at? Where you at? Where you at?
On the stairwell. Stairwell at first.
Is that you, I did that, I saw it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm looking down first.
Okay.
Hey!
Oh!
Oh, I think he's down the hall to the right.
Down the hall to the right.
Okay.
Listen, I'm gonna lure him out, right?
Ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't, ain't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Two bird calls, two bird calls.
Two bird calls.
You just, yeah, you just killed Peanuts.
You think Peanuts dog shit at this game?
All right, I'm gonna have to eliminate you.
Fight with your life.
Tell that to your boyfriend, bitch boy.
He's laying on top of like a fat bitch.
Did you hear that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm alive, pussy.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Oh
Bridget
Oh
Don't you broke my mask? Oh, oh my god. Oh, that'd be horrible
Oh, he's gonna eat our ass, okay.
He's gonna eat our ass.
Oh, God.
Yeah, he's gonna have to be fast and clever,
because he's probably gonna be watching me.
He's right by it?
He's at the front door.
Front door to the right.
Front to the right.
He's right at the front door.
He's outside.
He's outside now.
I'm gonna try to peek out.
Wait, wait, keep him set.
Keep him set.
over there, okay?
Oh, I'm gonna go to the roof, I'm gonna go to the roof.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Keep watching, keep on trying, keep on trying,
keep on trying, keep on trying.
Okay.
Can we get outside, out to him?
Is he outside or inside?
He's still inside, he's right in the door well.
Just get him outside.
He's pushing me, he's pushing me.
Oh, I'm coming back down.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Come back, come back!
I'm coming! Damn it, I'm coming!
He's right outside my door. He's gonna push.
He's in the hallway now?
I'm starting to right side.
I don't know, he's right outside my door, right outside my door.
I didn't want you to want to answer me. He's hurt, he's hurt!
I think I might have missed actually...
Oh fuck you fuck you he's on the left he's on the left he's on the left he's dead he's dead I got him
I know I popped right in the head really? Oh my god look what he's doing to this scab wait
You got him? Oh my goodness! He's fucking him he's fucking him!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Grab the loot!
But we're the best! We're the-
Oh my god!
We're the best ever doing! Oh my god!
the best who's ever done it what the hell am I looking at literally he literally
let out a little cry what the hell is that grandma 66 asked me you have gotten me
through some of the hardest times in my life love you p best friend
USA USA USA USA you could be you could be oh yeah I think you mr. fraud for
Let me speak to this man through the ether of Mr. Frog.
Thank you, good man.
I think we may be the literal best players ever.
Like, died in-
I think so.
No, I'm exaggerating.
There were two Mosans?
Wait, you got a Mosan, right?
Yeah, I've got a Mosan, yeah.
Yeah, you got a Mosan, I've got a Mosan.
These guys were fully geared.
Well, okay, we'll take a look at this guy's gun real quick.
Oh, hold on.
the gun he was using? Yeah, it doesn't even have full auto. That's a hot gun. That's
a hot gun. That's a hot gun. That's the new meta right there. That's new technology.
Excellent shots. Excellent shots. Beautiful, beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
I might need to be on the other side over here real quick. Well, let's go take a little
You're just a little I've ever seen back now. It's mine
unfortunately
Listen, I apologize. I don't know if you wanted to eat your butter not I wanted to eat my butt
I was meaning to eat my bottle. Okay, so I you screwed it all up
Really screwed the pooch so screw the pooch
Is there anyone here? We're looking for people to kill
Speak now or we're gonna leave
Nothing nothing.
We got to be a dog.
We're gonna extract the pee.
Let's just save this piece of extract.
Go go go go
Go go go go go go.
Yeah, eat it up, eat that scab's butt hole.
Oh my
Oh my god, do we keep playing like this?
I'm gonna fart.
What are you gonna do?
Oh, don't
close me are you gonna make me fart oh my god imagine a six foot nine German lady
nine Braun Hilda farting in your mouth we talk about a good Saturday night
Oh
Oh
I'm going full full sprint. I'm out of sprint stuff
This guy's gonna be coming right at us
He can smell us this guy up ahead can smell season can smell so I haven't started in a couple days. Oh
That's why and then there's there's still German parts. Is that the smell German farts?
Yes, it's like it's it's like it's it's stanky but with like
But with like old schnitzel the old schnitzel like sweet or stentul
A sweet a sweet schnitzel. Yes. Yeah
Yeah, oh
She's got a dress on that looks like it could be a makeshift kitchen apron and she said
I've got my eagle eyes up ahead. I don't see nothing but somebody's out here.
I'm looking, I'm looking as well. Your peepers open.
Your peepers open. Oh, wait, was that something?
What, was what something? Did you hear something? Is this you?
Oh yeah, this is me. This is me. This is me. This is me.
I hear nothing. Do you hear something?
I'm not sure if I heard something. Do you hear anything or no?
I can't hear anything right now.
why not I think there's something in my ear I think some worms climbed into my
ear those are earworms got earworms another pin
right below me this is me the last oh just ask me just ask this two seconds
there might be another guy on the right side now do we on the right I was
out that was also me that was also me both times were me okay well you're
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy.
You're a very lucky boy.
It looks like we're going to road to customs.
Yeah, we are very generous rate this rate.
Now, if we should take a peep at the place over there,
I'd love to know.
Can you see a little peep?
A quick scan. A quick scan.
I mean, that's...
Just a quickie, you know what I mean?
Yeah, just a quickie.
Just a little peep, a little peep.
Never heard anyone.
Don't go in.
There's always somebody over here.
Just a little peep.
A little peep.
Never heard anyone.
There's a run over there.
Just a little peep.
Just make sure that there's no one in the place over here.
Oh my God.
What's up here?
Oh.
Is he in here? Is he in here?
You would like to use right now 12 inches of straight meat.
Ball sub from Subway.
Oh my god.
Eat fresh.
Eat fresh.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Triple salami combo.
Mm-mm.
They're like ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
Eat.
What the hell is that?
Whoa.
This guy's good. Watch out.
Oh god, he's open edge, he's open edge.
Oh, I see him, I see him, I see him, he's peeking the blind side, peeking the blind side.
Oh god, I'm...
I'm getting him!
We're so crumbling, we're getting in trouble, we're getting in trouble.
I'm in trouble, we're getting in trouble.
Too easy, too easy.
Give the mongrelator and the juice man a challenge.
We piece that guy up!
We piece that guy up!
We got his ass!
He was a Mosin man too!
Oh, he must have been doing a challenge or something.
He must have been doing a challenge.
Oh.
Now I think he challenged somebody's good at all.
What?
No, no.
There could be somebody...
You need something, you need something.
Okay, wait, okay, I might have heard something, I might not have heard something.
Alright, alright, let's run over here, alright?
Make sure to run, alright Sprint? You don't want to sprint right now? Make sure to sprint.
I was putting my whole pussy into not laughing during that.
All right, come on gang follow me boys. Follow me guys
Those you guys don't know that was a robot
Oh, it's a robot.
Get out of here.
Get a little bit more.
Get a little bit more.
Yeah, OK.
OK.
All right, now we complete the radio.
Do we complete the machine party now?
Machine party now.
It's machine party time?
It's machine party time.
I think it's machine party time.
It's machine party time?
I'm feeling machine party.
You feeling machine party?
You sure?
I think tonight's the night I beat you at machine party.
I'm going to wake up the kids.
I'm going to wake up the wife.
I'm going to call my uncle.
I'm gonna say everything you watch this all right if you beat me a machine party
Are you actually gonna wake up your kids in the middle of the night?
Tell me beat me a machine party a hundred percent
I'm gonna put a glass of water and gonna dump it on them say wake up kids look at the score
They're picking up their numbers
Alright, see ya, dude.
See ya, dude.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
Fine, but if I win, Levin, you're to wake up your kids when you get back from streaming
and you have to tell me, tell me, tell you, wake up, I'm gonna go, I fucking suck.
I fucking suck.
I died to a peanut.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, deal.
Alright, deal.
The bed has been made.
The bed has been made.
A different party game.
You're a full kid.
You guys, I'm not going to lie.
We have like a couple of party games lined up.
They're new, but they're not like crazy good.
Should we do machine party or one of the new party games?
You're not like really good.
They're not really good.
Guys, you guys, big one.
Everybody wants a new party game.
And nobody wants to see machine party.
How is water a part similar?
You guys, I know you guys played it.
We played it.
We played it already.
Yeah, I mean, it's actually like legitimately,
like some, you know, some sim games are just goofy.
It's actually good, it is goofy,
but it's also actually legit sim game.
But we've already played it.
We've already played it.
We have not played big while I haven't played big walk.
Yeah, no guys, guys, guys, guys, listen,
I don't wanna judge the game before I play it,
but from what I've gathered,
It's a really good game.
But it's like a game you play on a Saturday afternoon.
You've got like 12 hours before you've got to go to bed,
and you're just relaxing.
You're relaxing.
You haven't shat in three days.
You haven't shat in three days.
Yeah, it's not like an action packed friend's thought.
It's one where you just kind of grab a couple guys,
and you sit there, and you talk about life
while you play a game.
Yeah.
It's like a filler game.
sit down because of the shit, the shit thing.
So you're actually suspended by a series of ropes connected to a,
a pole that's drilled into the beams on the top of your roof.
And you're just kind of hanging.
Yeah.
Just hanging basically, basically.
Yeah.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Don't you know exactly what you're talking about?
Okay.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
I understand.
That's actually what I was going to say before you said it.
Um, um, I'm down for whatever it's, uh, it's, why don't I show everybody the games that
we're thinking about playing and that if everything's just stupid, we, we, we don't do it.
Okay.
Here we go.
Game number one, Dale and Dawson stationary supplies.
Now this is a really good game, but we only have four people, so it might not go that
good.
have to play that one with at least 10 people. I've played it before, or it will not be fun.
That's what I was saying. I think we're gonna have to... I mean, we could. We could do that.
You know, the call of peanuts is a very powerful thing. We could get 10 people,
but it is also 9.30, so it's absolutely... And he only has one Twitch Prime to give out.
That is true. That's true. Honestly, I actually kind of really want to play this game,
But we need more people now
You need at minimum six ideally eight
No, no, no, sorry a minimum six. It'd be great if you had eight. It'd be super idea if you had ten
What are we talking about Dale and Dawson Dale and Dawson's?
Whatever this is called. Yeah, I think we could get ten people
Okay, let's get ten people that would be shot. I'm gonna this is a great game. It's a really good game
I'm gonna test Jinji and John and see if they can play. Hey, can you come play with us right now quick
ASAP the fate of the universe depends on put some put some fire under them. You know, I'll put some fire on them
So we have to wait long. Let's get this party started message as well. We're messaging a couple people as well
So the call send out the call
Wait, I'm gonna copy that same message and sit to a bunch of guys say that I'm saying to coconut
I'm sending it to John I'm gonna send it to double lift
I'm gonna send that same message to Cloaksy I'm gonna send that message to
Petus I'm gonna send a message to
Summits, let's do summits
Okay
Oh hutch
Maybe a message shroud to sure. Oh, yeah, I'll take shroud
And don't bring up the toilet thing. I'll be the toy. Yes. If guys it's strong actually comes in place
Let's do not tell about my plan with his toilet literally. I'm not I'm not joking do not tell him
It's your secret. I'll tell you when it happens though. Oh, I can't wait. I've been thinking about that day for so long
You think about it. He might be about it's like four days after I visit surround house
He's thinking oh my god. Wow. He that was like so cool
And he was so funny and like he was kind of sexy too. I'm trying to kiss him
But he he didn't accept my advances because he's very loyal to his girlfriend
But I hope I wish that he had accepted my advances
Um because I would have loved him. I would have loved him and respected him and I would have married him and
Then and then he goes to the bathroom and there's a poop bag. There's a poop in his bathroom
What what if he accuses somebody else? No, I will I will not saying
Okay, I'll stay to the poo. I'll stay blood to the poop. Oh
Oh, Stake Rat, let me take Stake Rat.
Yeah, Stinks on.
John said he's in.
We got one, we got one, that's five, we got five guys now.
Five guys, five guys.
It is actually a little harder this late.
See how many we have now, and then if not, there's more people we can text.
What about, oh, somebody text me, appreciate you brother getting off soon.
Oh, got it.
Bannum, bannum.
Yeah, mute mute. Yeah. No, you know what? I'm gonna tie back fuck yourself. Actually fuck yourself
I never want to see you again guy. Yep
Yeah, okay, you're choosing his family over us. You can share. Are you serious? Who does that? What a piece of crap?
Oh, what up asshole? What an ass?
That's offensive. That's offensive. That's very offensive and people do that. That's very offensive. That is very offensive
It's very offensive
Designs designs on chorus on stinks on Betty's on but but let's see what we let's see what we get with this with this cast
With this cast
He did it.
No, I'm not.
He did it.
I'm a piece of shit who's going to play this game.
But, okay.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, where's Drake?
Wait, Drake?
I'm going to text Drake.
Designs on as well.
Designs.
I really like design, but he's a sweat.
So what if he just wins?
Oh, he's a sweat.
Well, this is the opposite of the type of game.
This is not.
He's enjoying it as long as he promises to throw 50% of the matches.
I can't I want to win all the time.
I don't want to win all the time.
I love some of these suggestions.
Hmm. Hmm.
Officer, does a cat.
Ninja.
No, Ninja goes back really early.
You guys been like, A, does he?
I can text?
No, I know he goes back really early.
Um, mm.
Vibe it.
We did it by actually guys.
I'm going to go play a machine party by myself.
I'm kind of feeling so like a solo machine party run.
So low speed run by the stream and vibe and streaming right now.
Well, I just say, OK, wait, I don't know if this is the real vibe and wait.
Hold on.
Fuck.
Wait, I, I, B, I, I in.
Okay, there's a guy that's named Vibin in my Discord that has one eye each, he's in two eyes, you have to tell me now.
I have no idea.
You sure? I just messaged him and chatted with him, that's a little...
You're not supposed to do that.
I only like texting people to play Jack, you know, because I'm a little an asshole and they don't say yes.
Exactly.
But...
I don't know how else to get ahold of him.
Oh, no, no, no, I have his Discord, I have his Discord.
Oh, he's texting, texting, texting, texting, yeah, yeah.
Hmm looking shared friends we see this oh yeah this guy invited he has six mutual service to me
This is definitely him this WM because it is him it is him with one eye. Yeah, that's him
That's it with one eye. Yep. Thanks. I text him. We switch six right now. We at least two more second is DMS right now
He's checking his DM say his DM. Okay, okay
Hmm
What's this game called it's called it's called
Dawson's Dylan Dawson stationary supplies
Dylan Dennis don't know
Dawson Oaks trailer park Dawson Oaks trailer park. That's the one way. That's the old one
No, it's Dylan Dawson stationary supplies. Oh we doing stationary supplies or trace the old one
right
You know the trailer park one of the paper company is two of them
Yeah, the trailer park ones new it's it is way better. It's way, oh
We should do Dawson Oaks trailer. Oh, I know that
Okay, we do the paper one. I don't know if we don't even handle ten people
I don't I haven't played yet. No that can handle ten people but that that one's like that one's not gonna have a motion
Hey
This is better. Are you sure this is a hundred percent better?
It's not even out you need it you need it. I got a key. I have we have a keys. All right. Okay. Listen, let's
All right, we'll just do the first one. We'll do the first one, but we'll get keys
It's called Dale and Dawson stage series supplies. We should just not a good game
I'm playing this game. I'm playing it. It's pretty silly. No, it's a great game. It's a great game
There's the old one still great. We might have it
We
Vibing it vibing it we got seven
So we're doing
Office yeah, I mean I can text my guy, but I doubt he can get it with the next five minutes
I
Mean the trailer park one is very fun, but I think we do need it probably eight to ten
Well vibing to now we have seven wait wait who we missed it who's our six guys that said yes
Stink
He's gonna need to be dry. Oh my god. He can't enjoy the discrepancy now a fucking phone. Oh my god. Oh
My god, okay, that actually kind of fucks the whole thing
Oh my God.
I'm gonna go play Machine Party with Lemon.
Well, so I'm doing a solo run.
Oh, sorry about that.
I'll do my own.
Okay, I'm staying coming, staying coming.
Can I remove the phone restriction
on my Discord for just one night?
It's not a good idea.
I'm scared, if you do that.
I don't know about that one.
It might not be a good idea.
I don't know, yeah, I don't know that.
Oh, you're not joking.
Syncrat's phone number can't be verified on Discord.
Oh
We're gonna go we play we play. Oh nice. Nice. I didn't see him streaming. He's doing a lot stream work
We're gonna be talking in games. It's one of those games
Okay, I'll send him the cut
You have steak reds. Uh, just one
How we doing how we do a mr. Vimeon welcome in
We're playing we're playing a very competitive game called Dale and Dawson states, nation-pies. That's something you want to play
Absolutely never heard of it. It's very competitive. You say very competitive very competitive
I think they have it
They're calling it counter strike three. They're calling it counter strike three. I
Think I think it's part of the call duty league. I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, cocky duty league
I just fall in front of the space.
It's a fucking man.
Give me a five minutes with Tony Danza in a locker room.
He's going to be talking.
We've got to be alone.
It has to have soundproof walls so you
can't hear what we're doing in there.
I'm going to lick the sweat on his name.
I want to feel it right on top of the soup and slurp it up.
Rocket man.
Mosin man was better, I think.
Mosin man. Yeah the most man remix is a lot better. It's the same song. It's the same song. I'm starting the game. Everybody got it?
What do I got to grab?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go.
Which game we're playing?
Dillon Dawson's take the secondary supply.
Is Dillon the old one or not the new one? Because we don't all have keys for the new one.
I thought that game was out by now. I don't know what they're waiting for.
Hmm. I can't say this looks very competitive.
It's very competitive.
nothing is more competitive.
All right, Peter, are you gonna just create the lobby?
Are you gonna send the code here?
Okay.
Yeah, I'll create it.
I'm just changing my, um, I'm changing my sleep house.
Can we see it?
Oh, it's almost done.
The labs.
Oh, goodness.
Oh.
Ooh.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God, oh, yeah.
I
John shirtless wearing some fireman pants. Oh
By the way, Bob, and I said the queen come up come clean about I can't hold it any longer
I had I downloaded sheets for the tournament the 2v2
It's okay, he's okay
I'm sure you don't remember but in that hundred games tournament you killed me four times
I don't know what it is. I can't kill you. I can't kill you fucking go
It's a little bit of cheating for charity. That's it's for Jeff if you if it's for charity you can change
That's what I say you vibing you're the real story behind dr. Lupo cheating right? Oh
Let's hear it the real guy that was that was gonna win first place
Dr. Lupo found out that he was gonna donate the hundred thousand dollars to al-Qaeda
So he literally had the seeds to stop him he's he's not the villain everybody says
it's he's literally a hero he's literally a hero really yes that's right you stop
how kind of from getting four more Toyota trucks with AK-47s taped to the
And then spending the other 99,000 on goats, copious amounts of drugs, and five hundred
pounds of opium, and goats.
Some little night out on the town.
Well, I don't get to talk to you.
Oh, shit.
A little bit of sales on some.
I'm tired.
I come prepared.
Ladies.
Woo.
I mean, that's, I think, OK, I think, I think we're good there.
Um, OK, um, OK, all right, I think we're good there.
You got a quick rundown on this here?
I've never played this five in neither of any of us except for 11 and giving.
We have no idea what's going on.
Yeah, I'm making the game right now. It's pretty complicated. So I'm looking at it by two guys one second
One second one moment. Is it a code or is it like you oh, no, there is I see there is I should go to wait wait
By the only you can find in the rules so you can see it
Okay, everybody go to streamer waiting room and press open chat and the code will be in there
Yeah, and then someone read it out loud to me read it out loud
We know you have to hide your screen because the code just gets shown for some reason. I don't know why but it's just here the whole time
It doesn't mind
How do I dreamer waiting room? Oh, I see I see dude. I don't know. I don't know why but these I
Can't see the chats in
In voice channels lately. It's message failed below the same thing was happening in Hutch's
He go there you go. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know why I can't hide this. I just give the I keep my whole screen here
It's just says the code right there at the top does not say that for you
No, this looks good, I like it all says it's the branch name description max players and there's nothing else I
Wish they could I'm actually they can't guys I can't have my screen yet. Sorry guys. Sorry guys. I mean
I
You can just ask me squid I love you body. I'm literally if you buy it right now
You relax relax you have to do detective work. I'll just tell you I
Love you but there's actually five guys in here
You're one of them. One of the five. Welcome in, Sharon. Welcome in.
Steak leaked? No way, steak leaked.
Mr. Lennon?
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
No, no, not that, not that. I was sent a little clip.
What?
A little, uh, little Dr. Phil action, huh?
I'm not. Let's say like normally I've got a thick, thick main up there. I'm pioneering a new luck. All right. The
reverse Mohawk. I think I'm nailing it. I nailed the luck. Is everybody into this only? There's eight of us, right? Eight
total. Yeah, eight's decent, I think. Everybody's ready? Everybody's ready? Ready up? Your feet is. Okay,
I did not know how to have a speedo I did
Hopefully, hopefully
Is there nobody, does anybody know the default key to talking to?
I have no idea
Yeah, whatever it is
I think it's an open mic right now
So can we un-hot our screen?
Yeah, mute this, go mute this
Okay, we have a talk
Alright
So who's the boss?
Well you assholes better get to work alright
You know this reminds me back in the days
Oh yeah, I know.
It's the same as I said, it's been a call.
We should have a meeting here.
Find the slacker.
Or what?
We got to fire him.
Everybody take your chairs, all right?
Oh, we, well, there's two slackers.
It's open, Mark.
Gentlemen, well listen, we're all here,
and I'm expecting the best of everybody.
All right?
You are here making minimum wage,
but I want to see maximum effort.
Does anybody have any problem?
Why is it going through somebody's-
It's fucking vibing!
We're all like, we're all like, through your-
FUCK YOU, VIBIN!
Huh?
This guy's getting fun, he's getting fun right now, though.
My input is like, in the game.
Hold...
Hey, where's- where's the HR girl?
Do we get a- do we get a check on Viven here?
Can we see this guy's resume?
How is this guy, uh...
Am I- wait, who- who am I? Am I- who am I?
Excuse me.
Come on, let me in, thank you.
Thank you, don't fix that.
Stay correct, what- who am I?
toilets buddy
okay i'm going to be
you guys you mean i'm heading off to work i'm the boss
so if anybody needs a raise make sure to talk with me all right
so many tasks are you kidding me hey can you guys hear me right now
we have to sit here can you hear me baby
the beating is not none well i guess i cannot hear you i'm sure enough
check which microphone is being picked up that's right
Yeah, this is day one stuff in the office right if you can't hang you can't bang you guys can hear me
How would you know that if you could hear me?
Because I can see the fucking thing above your head you think I'm an idiot. Can you hear me right now?
That's middle management stuff right here. This guy's you can't hear me
Why am I the janitor if if if I know all these maybe what am I my manager?
No, it says you are bird. It says you have no hands and no legs.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna need to see Smetha out of you, pal.
Wait, wait, what do I do?
Wait, what do I do?
I get the work.
Wait.
What do I do? What the fuck am I doing?
organize the drawers wait what are the cheats they want to the thing we where's
the janitor
guys oh where's the janitor at
Oh
We are gonna PS I got a PS
Boy got a poopoo. I have a new email. How much of my email I want to see every drop coming out with maximum PSI
You scared the poop out of me good oh, hey John I'm just pooping
We're like gonna get this quest done. It's this call of nature. I don't understand how he ties like the fucking shit
You guys like to fucking shit, holy crap. Are you serious shit maxing
We need to do an order
oh pick up any trash the item in the trash bed am I a good employee hello yeah
you're perfect am I a use are you a fucking slacker what you're a fucking
slacker you have no nose what your nose you you have a nose either buddy or a
your mouth. You look like an egg, you look like someone doing a smiley face on an egg.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do in 5 minutes. I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
I don't know. Look, look, look, look. What would you find? Let me see.
Customer satisfaction survey results, survey period.
Overall satisfaction 85%. Oh, good work guys.
I'll sign it. Oh, I signed it, I signed it. There we go.
The burnt peanut. Look, look, look, look, look.
I wrote this for you.
What are you writing?
If you're reading this, you're dumb, LOL.
Fuck yourself, Vibin.
Fuck yourself and die in a hole somewhere.
No one will find your body.
Oh, I mean, good work on those reports last week, Vibin.
Good work.
Keep up the great work, Vibin.
Good work, Vibin.
All right.
Now listen.
Come on in, Vibin, come on in.
Gentlemen, am I supposed to be here? Am I supposed to be here right now?
Yeah, this guy told me to die. This guy told me to fuck myself.
Is that true? Is that true?
No.
It's true.
We had a little angst on the workplace.
He said, he said, Peter, he said, Peter, the world would be better off without you.
You don't even deserve to be alive. That's what he said for me.
That is not true.
That's literally what he said. I literally heard him.
What?
It doesn't matter if you're making minimum wage. I want to see maximum effort
Yeah, so I'm on his side putting in minimum effort that bothers me inside. Okay, did you agree mr. Peanut? Oh, yeah
Yeah, give me another one. Give me another one. I can't I can't my hand is stuck
I get a raise my head is stuck. Yeah, give me that my I can't my head is stuck in a man's intensive
Go ahead five. Oh, yeah, you work all around good work all around guys
Good work all around lemon you're interrupting right you work out on all
right good job guys look everybody mr. Vibin I'm afraid we may have to let you
go all right good work out there by any type of effort if you see this you
see this type of behavior good work out there good work out there by to it
good work out there mr. Vibin you're being my name was promoted to a
Assistant I was demoted for the session
He's turning around I'm doing a 360 you guys want to see both or just one
Good work out there boss. You know what? I'm not supposed to say boss. They were making fun of you
Boss, they were making fun of you. They had a note on your back. This is stupid guy. Yep. Yep
I'm the office bitch. Oh, oh, oh, I'm a dattletail
Will you now we go to your poop now we go to your poop
Wait, Fiends was fine, Fiends was the boss.
How is Fiends fine?
He was the boss.
What?
Fiends?
How the hell does that work?
How is, how did Fiends get fired?
He's the literal, he's the literal boss.
Who, what the hell is this?
Who wrote this?
Open up, bitches!
What the hell is going on there that's a rice man I will be speaking to H.R.M.E. late.
How long took these e-mails?
You guys are going to be in a trip or falling houses in years.
Are you looking to promote anybody to the new managerial position?
Coming to my office.
Yep.
Where's my computer?
Hey guys where's my computer guys?
Oh, no, this happened.
We don't even have a manager!
We don't even have a manager!
Print the sales confirmation.
Okay.
Can we smoke cigarettes in here?
You can absolutely smoke cigarettes.
I'll give you permission.
Are you with the bus?
Yes.
Okay, this doesn't make any sense.
Okay.
printer fall or jam remove the papers
from the print of
bridge the print right as you should have read their
teaching for the print a
a bb it came back up it came like that
is anyone to the print there
uh... yes uh... right here for you
but i think it
i don't even fired
usually yet
i'm the janitor sir and i don't pick up your mess
Yeah, I know it's not the first time, not the first time.
I have no idea what's going on.
I have literally no idea what's happening.
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
Eeeeeeeeh yeah.
Guys, I'm smoking a cigarette at the office!
Smoking a cigarette at the office!
Who-who's gonna make a coffee, eh?
Would anyone like a coffee?
Wait, are you two guys slacking in here?
No, no, no, we're not slacking! We're not slacking, boys! We're not slacking!
We've gotta put that sales confirmation, guys.
Before the boss gets mad at us.
Okay pick up the sales confirmation okay I can do that I can do that I'm not
slacking I'm not slacking guys
I need to make sure the seat is safe to seat
Wait steak red steak red steak red
Stake red
Stake red can you sign the sales confirmation for me? God damn it. Yes, please. Thank you
I'm busy. Sorry. I mean with this. So you see the sign
$150 that I was I was I got a massage
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Just drop it. Thank you. Thank you.
Have a good day, sir. I've always been your favorite worker.
He's been to the bulletin board.
Is there a copy machine somewhere?
A danger noodle. Use your computer, play snake, win or lose.
Okay, okay. We can do that, we can do that.
We can do that, we can do that, we can do that.
We can do that, we can do that.
Wait.
Now how do I play Snake?
Wait, my computer's in Habstad.
You just start menu?
Oh, I see, I see.
Okay.
You know, I can show you a clip of Kloaksy
saying a racial slur in our graders.
Thank you boss a janitor. Thank you janitor, but I'm gonna focus on the snake game. I can't have any instructions
We always supposed to play this whole game this didn't take hours. I just died on purpose
You should take this could take hours
Not late
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay.
Pick up a storage box.
Oh, we're gonna find a storage box.
Right here.
Storage box.
Does he want to see a storage box?
Give it, give it.
Give it, give it.
The boss, the boss.
Give it.
Give it.
Give it.
Give it.
Who are these cats in here?
Hey the elevator the big guys I gotta go to the basement sorry guys to me
You guys just business stop please just do business. Sorry guys
Is the warehouse to be serious serious stuff guys, this is getting intense
I have no idea how I was supposed to win this game.
I don't know how I was supposed to win this game this night.
Are we doing go-are we winning?
Am I winning?
The slackers are winning.
We gotta go tell all the people.
We gotta go tell all the people.
Oh
Who are you?
Who are you?
We're looking a little sus down here. No, I'm not sus. I'm a sus. I'm not sus. I
Was putting a box on the sea over here. See what's going on down. I was putting the mugs box right here. It's competing good work
Huh, why is your name red red's never good that's it's I'm friends. It's a custom
It's part of my culture, you're being racist.
I'm just making an observation as well.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
What the hell is that over there? What the hell?
Oh, I'm gonna-
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta leave.
Fuck you, idiot!
I'm gonna go snitch.
It's just to who, buddy? The manager was just fired.
snitch to about the manager was just fine are you are oh yeah you're a great
one got these you were not a boy you were not a huh you were not even
not a boy have you been you were not a avid you you were not a avid you see
I'm still in, sticky.
Hahahahaha.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Uh, yeah. Mr. Pino, have you seen this?
See, what? What was he watching?
Look at this.
Look, he said erasio- erasial slur in Arcadibus.
Okay.
There's a guy in the lobby and he's complaining about it.
Wait.
You also want to stick around here.
Guys, the slackers are winning.
Blackers are winning we got a big peace pod cavity in this office. Oh, meeting meeting meeting
Okay, come on now
Everybody here, okay, we are looking at the slacker tasks, and I've done multiple of those
Yes, I am your manager
was uh... legally able to do anything i want to my slackers bodies and minds your
families your finances it's all under my control
anybody got a problem with that is that they do that
board you don't know if you're a slacker
i don't know i think i'm glad i'm sure i'd
uh... with that this is a lot of knowledge of all of the slackers is
limits no i am not a slack let's get this guy into the janitorial no no
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's Habibi. Habibi is a slacker.
I saw him. I saw him. I saw him.
That's okay. That's okay.
That was, that was not risky.
Anybody, anybody, anybody have any defense of living?
I, I think Vyman is a slacker. He keeps saying my name is Rad.
He's projecting. Look, he's the only person with a red name.
Well, that's not what that means.
It's Vyman. 100% it's Vyman's a slacker.
Your tie. Your tie is red. He's projecting.
I was downstairs
He said he was he was raising a rat army
He has 12 rats down there and he's feeding cheese
But he's teaching them to bite the people of the office with the innings rewarding the cheese
I'm the assistant to the regional manager. I've decided to fire Levin and Viven.
I'm the assistant to the regional manager
Who do we fire first?
I might take my employees one gun
I'm the one with the thick white sticky paste
Listen listen listen
I'm telling you
Oh I'm not the red name for a reason
I don't know what you're talking about
I'm already having to use everything.
I have to figure out what the fuck is going on in the game.
All I need to do is point that out.
He can't help it.
I don't even think the slackers know who they are.
I don't know how to check if I'm a slacker or not.
I found Peanut in the basement.
This is the beginning of the round. I don't know how to check after that.
So I can technically be a slacker.
Peanut was in the basement.
You can see who else is a slacker.
Definitely he could be a slacker.
Does it say slacker under anybody's head or name? No, you are an analyst. You guys have nothing in that guy's a manager
I see manager. I see and it is I see I think vibents it's lacker
He's been he's been you know, I don't know him and limit have been real close. It's the long-term. I promise
Wait, I'm telling you peanut was in the basement
Messing up boxes and trashing it down there by himself
No
I was putting a box of the shelf and then he I saw him in the corner raising his rat army
that is not true it's true it's true the books on the show show the books on
the center I'm really doing slacker tassel with those green on tax is it
really that's for sure I also have to do this I'm saying peanut was in the
basement doing shady things and he's claiming I have a rat army we can go
to the basement and let him point out the rats don't watch my hands is a
specialist has let's go take a look let's go take a look at these rats
Yeah, let's go take a look at these rats! I'll show you his rat army!
Gentlemen, I got a... I got a chair.
Do I have to come along?
I'll show you! I'll expose Vibin and his rat army down in the basement, just you want!
Okay, okay.
Vibin, you've been so bad.
Oh, God.
One more, one more, one more.
Okay.
Don't do it again.
Well, I think everybody left by accident.
You're trying to vote me out, do you think?
I know your red army's not real, bitch.
Fuck you.
I don't even know if I am the imposter, but I straight up actually swear to God, I don't know.
I can maybe be the imposter.
Boss?
Boss? Boss?
Guys, guys, guys, everybody here, we're going down to see my imposter, red army.
Okay, you're smoking a cigarette.
That's literally a slacker!
To the meeting room! To the meeting room!
No cigarettes in the office!
No, no, this is just a big time. Wait, you cannot smoke inside.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. How do people get bailed out?
Guys, I'm literally smoking a cigarette right now!
It's a slacker! It's a slacker!
That's slacker behavior!
No, no, I'm also working at the same time. Why can I not smoke in wood?
I'm the biggest slacker! I'm the biggest slacker! I'm the biggest slacker!
I'm the biggest slacker! I'm the biggest slacker!
I have to confirm a sale, I fed the cats, I moved some boxes, I wrote some emails, and I printed some shit.
Fire him a baby! Fire him a baby!
Oh
Are we ignoring
Listen listen we've got to go to the basement to expose peanut
Okay, let's go let's go to the basement
It's just like it's kind of weird that vibe has been acting off fidgety. It's like it's like you're
like pooper silly I see I see you moving your camps around a lot nervous nervous
Okay, the rats are right here look right here this right over this quote
It's right. I wait I know why he's been on fidgety he's stuffed all the rats in his ass
Take his ass. Take his ass. You can search. Oh look right here. Look. I see him
Look, there they are
There's my fire up fire right now if they were in my ass, they would be making a noise
He's saving the game.
Let me out of ViberJazz.
Name the one task you've done. You have three seconds.
I made a copy of the fact support.
Okay, I'll name one task you've done. You have three seconds.
Um, I just, uh, the, I, I had to take right side of form after what it's called.
Oh, he's stuttering. See?
Name one task you've done.
I can name two. I clean the trash and I fix the server.
You can confirm with steak right now you can go ask me say to Peter ask you to sign up for
me that's playing in there like a lad like a I don't know I don't know this game works at all
I don't even know about the bad guy guys I say I'm gonna be the bad guy I have no idea
I don't know I don't know you're giving it around next time listen guys let's get to the
office let's roll the dice okay let's roll the dice let's roll the dice everybody meeting meeting
meeting meeting meeting meeting meeting okay all right meeting meeting meeting meeting
I see his fire vibing he's projecting you honestly wait wait think about this for a second think
about what he said he said he printed the the the what was it the tax report that just
I'm so generic there's no way that's access.
That's a blunder.
Really, really, we'd see it if it's on this list,
if it's on this list.
Make a copy of a document and place it on a player's desk.
I had to place it on Gimmick's desk.
Gimmick, place on your desk and place on your desk.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, that's weird.
That's weird.
Let's go look.
Let's go look.
We can see a look.
Come, come, come.
Where's Gimmick's desk?
Let's make a look.
Come, come, come.
So let us not vibing, we move on to the next one.
I think it's in here.
Do me these easy, remember?
It's right here. It's right here. It's right here.
Oh, that's weird.
That's weird.
No, no, no, no. I'll put it on the...
Meal room! Meal room! Meal room!
We got him now. We got him now.
We got him now, boy. We got him now.
See the way I look at you.
Oh, hello. How you doing?
What's going on, Mr. Manager?
Nothing going on here at all.
Give me fire fireman
He's
It was your beauty and John oh, I was a good guy
All right, all right, I think I said among us tasks by accident
Was good what?
You have to pay attention to what you are at the beginning. Oh
And I leak the code. Okay, so this game. Okay, let's just start really fast before everyone joins
If the last guy could join we're missing one guy
Guys, the code is currently leaked if the last guy could join right now ASAP. We won't we won't have to make a new lobby
Who's missing, is it me? No, okay, we already have somebody joining
All right. Okay. Who is who we missing? Who are we missing?
We're missing gimmick. Oh, yeah. And I got we got one more.
We got more coming into right now. Is it the same lobby code?
It's the same lobby code.
Ash is jumping in. Ash is supposed to be in here.
That whole time, me and you were fighting each other and we were both good guys.
You, yeah, played like a fiddle.
No, kick out Z-Boy. Z-Boy shouldn't be in here.
Okay
Okay
Oh
I blacklist
Oh
Okay guys, okay new lobby new lobby new lobby
HP bq is the gun just fucking just get in here. Hey, I'll just blacklist every once
It's me.
HBBQ.
Oh no.
This is not going to work the way you think it is.
As long as you guys don't take 5 fucking years to get the game we should be done.
I mean, where in the game?
HBBQ.
HBBQ.
HBBQ.
HB as in pussy, B as in pussy, Q as in a queef.
Oh, got me that.
new code. I send him a new code. He's coming in. He's coming in. He's coming in. Okay.
Makes you ready up as well. Makes you ready up as well.
Stinks coming in. Moment now. Any moment now. The toggle manager. Can I make myself the manager?
Oh wait. Is there a setting? Is there a setting that you can make it so it
automatically calls meetings after a certain amount of time?
Um, uh, I, there's a lot of settings, but I just setting where I could receive a bowl
of coleslaw on the second day you stay, I genuinely don't understand how to play this
game at all.
Look at the coleslaw.
I don't understand how to play this game at all.
I was saying, right, joining or she's sitting out of the crowd.
No, he said he was joining.
Oh, just the enemy among us rules, fire the slackers, keep the workers.
I don't understand. How do you know if you're a slacker?
It'll it'll tell you at the beginning what was the code again.
HP BQ. Holy crap.
It'll tell you also on the left side, where you're.
No, no.
OK, I'm ready. I'm John.
You're so ready to go.
Here we go. All right. There we go.
All right. Here we go.
All right. Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Wait, is this what I'm talking about?
I'm a slacker or not?
Above my tasks?
Yeah, you should always be always zero.
Okay, okay, slacker.
Okay, I'm a slacker. Okay, okay.
Get to work you sons of bitches.
This is the manager here.
Work, work, work, keep working.
Sorry, sorry.
All the guys coming towards us.
Okay, we can do that.
It's easy.
Is it better if I just outline everything on that John?
There's John John
Sure
Remember this
I just made a copy of this report here
How kinda expense report! You gave 10 dollars to em' so they could buy a lollipop.
It's 100 bucks for 7 drugs.
It's 100 bucks for 7 drugs. That's my new motto.
That's my new motto.
That's where I live by.
Ah, email the client at contact at BigShop.net
Okay.
Which would.... Wait fuck you, John, eat my shit.
Okay, huh? I don't know which one's mine. I can't find my computer
What?
No, I don't know how to find my computer. I see I see I see I see it. I see it
What's your little peep? Oh my god. I was inside of myself. Oh
email right email
Um
That's at the top
At the top how I changed the email that I'm writing do
It's from me
What fuck you fuck you pussy. What was that supposed to mean?
I'm forwarding this to the boss
I'm forwarding that I'm forwarding this to the boss. I'm for you this
I
How do I change we how do I wait how I change the email to the other guy
We're on the cinder oh on the cinder now, okay, okay
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Bam!
Oh yeah, I see an email.
Print the sales confirmation from your desktop.
Sales confirmation, Brent.
Okay, all right.
Okay, all right.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Okay.
Mmm, pick up the sales confirmation.
Okay, I can do that.
That's pretty simple.
That's pretty simple indeed.
Mmm.
Yes.
Got it!
Sign the sales confirmation.
Okay, sign.
With the sales come lemon lemon. Are you the manager lemon? I'm putting this on your thing
I'm putting this on your desk your mother quiet. Let them know that the sale was confirmed
Okay, all right. I'm gonna test this is they fuck yourself. My shit. I'm trying to work
Listen, are you drinking beer on the job? Mr. Peanut? Yeah, it takes a fucking edge off. It's a stressful working environment. I'm just taking up with HR. I
Will take it up with HR
Someone broke the computer!
Listen, go fix the computer right now!
Fuck you!
Take it as shit!
I hate this job!
I need this, I need this a long time.
all right okay we gotta go reset the service all right come on guys come on
game come on boys you restart the services take it around here buddy I'm
I'm trying to work it out as a filing cabinet.
How do I start the service again?
Third green.
OK.
Fuck you, Stinkrat.
Fuck you.
What the hell?
Mr. Peanut, this is a hostile work environment.
Sir, we haven't had your TPS report in a while.
Fuck you!
I was wondering if, sir, sir, you know.
I had an email.
I should have seen it now.
You are such an inspiring person.
Well, sir, you are a little behind on that TPS report.
If you wouldn't mind coming in on Sunday, that'd be great.
I'll be done with my tasks.
Very easy.
Oh, well, I don't know why I had to end with that stuff,
but the first one was very kind.
Yeah, I have to email that client,
let him know that the sale was confirmed.
OK.
Hmm.
OK.
I've sent you a bomb in the mail.
All right, okay
Work I've been doing really good work I've seen what you've been capable of anybody ever see
Look at this number, sir.
Little tear cigarette.
Mr. Manager, Mr. Manager, Mr. Manager.
Yes, Mr. Manager's talking to some guys, Mr.
I fed the cat and I saw a snake feed the cat.
We're both good.
I did a lot of good work, too.
OK.
I think he's drinking the best work.
I did the best work.
I completed all my tasks.
I sent a nice email to support.
Hell is JD Vance doing here.
What?
I told you he's going to pay for this.
That was not me. That was already on the couch. I don't know who did that. I noticed that as well
I think somebody there was an icing incident on one of the couches wasn't me
Can you join me for a private meeting right here for a second absolutely absolutely close your ears
We need a fire here. Who do you think?
Well, listen, you know as head of HR, you know images everything
And I've got a bit of a problem with one of our employees here not wearing enough flair and he's also wearing a blouse
What did you do to the couch
My finger!
He's like a white-bed skirt up on the couch.
You're not wearing a shirt.
I need you to really act the ante on that flare.
Okay?
You should verify your phone number.
Oh, my God.
Okay, you should get a fucking working cell phone.
Get a fucking cell phone.
You're gonna be fucking working cell phone, Katie.
I need a cell phone.
I don't know if it's the Blouse guy.
Fire the Blouse guy!
Fire him!
Can you sign this?
Can you sign this?
Listen, if it's not the Blouse guy, then who is it?
Just not Stank Ralph's guy.
Can it be the manager or not?
Can it be the manager?
I haven't seen John doing anything.
Fire John!
John!
I'm not seeing John doing anything.
John!
John!
Fire John!
Fire John!
Fire him!
Fire him!
The sign sales report.
Guys, I know exactly who the guys are.
I'm not even joking.
I know who they are.
Listen, wait.
I'm not even joking.
I know who it is.
Private meeting.
Listen, think about it.
Everyone's been yelling, telling everybody what they've been doing, and this is only
people that haven't told anyone what they've done and I bet you right now
they're making shit up right now don't believe a word they say from year
forth but it's vibing and have me be 100%
Oh sorry, oh sorry, I'm gonna be over here I'm gonna be here
Six seconds Mr. Manager Six!
Oh!
Shit!
What a peanut is a slacker!
What?
He sent me that information!
What?
Me?
I've got my eye on you!
Me?
I'm your godfinger!
Wait, because he's a janitor does that mean he wasn't a slacker?
Yes.
He was not a slacker.
He was one of our best.
Oh.
Dumbass.
Sorry
Cell C4
I'm gonna need this to be a joint operation. I'm not that good of a worker. How many can you help me with something?
Yeah, we'll just try to do it on our own okay
I
This is my computer anymore. I forgot. I forgot.
Hey.
What do you got?
Oh, here we go. We got to open the expense data.
Shut up, Ethan. You're stupid.
I'm gonna call you again.
Pick up a storage box taken to the elevator in the basement places.
Okay.
fuck the manager down with the manager
now we go down to the base
wait wait, Vibon has to save something to do
what? fuck you peanut
oh okay
there's a whole lot of projectiles
I
We take the other way I completed both to pick up the storage box and
Place the storage box on the shelf, but I didn't complete take the elephant in the basement
There's even fucking me
What?
You're not in the basement this is definitely the basement
There's only the warehouse of the office
What?
Okay, I should go back.
Okay.
I
Want to take the elevator down to the basement
Oh, I didn't the game is broken I think it leaves a box
I
Just say something's going on. I'm like levitating to the room. That's why it's not working
I can't do any more work
You're all worked out. No, it's not because I've all worked out my eye
I I have a quest to take the elevator to the basement, but I it's obviously glinting it won't be completed
So I can't do any more tasks
You're saying the elevator doesn't work you're gonna need to fix it. All right, are you not a mechanic?
The element of work I just phase through time and space into the roof of it and it doesn't complete the task
Oh, it's an interstellar type thing. It's an interstellar type thing
I'm trying to take me to the interstellar. I'm sure absolutely. That's okay
So you'll see when we take the other you kind of phase through the roof
Through time and space and that's why my thing is not completing. I think see here
You see how we go to the roof oh
Oh
Working
You just literally went through the whole road. Did you not?
I did not I think you might be lying to me. I
Literally only see your shoes sticking out of the ceiling. Did you not see that?
No, I see you perfectly. I listen. I hate to say this. Are you using drugs in the office here?
I'm not using drugs, I stopped a couple hours ago. I'm not using drugs anymore.
Okay, this is, have you seen the peanut using nefarious substances down here? He told me that
my shoes are up by my brows. His shoes are up by his brows in the elevator. My shoes up by my
my brows I see your brows and then I see no no no no what no watch my stream as
you go up and down the elevator can be a career and just once
is she now you're not even in the elevator you're below the elevator I'm
gonna vomit I'm gonna vomit okay holy shit did you see it that time okay I
I did see it that time.
I can't believe any more guys.
Your shoes are gone.
Oh, oh, excuse me, I'm back.
Okay, well, now see, you're in the roof now.
Oh, okay.
I can't believe any more guys.
So I just, I just don't want you to think I'm a slacker.
You can't be the slacker.
You're onto something.
Yes, I believe I need it.
I gotta go straight to the conference.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Sean.
Oh my God.
Oh gosh.
I've got to fire someone very quick.
Just know it's not me, just know it's not me.
I'm gonna drop off this paper first
because I'm a good working boy.
Oh, Lemon was fired.
Okay, well the manager is fired.
All right, okay.
Excellent, okay.
Who's the manager now?
Is it me?
I wanna be the manager.
Oh, wait.
I hope not.
Hey, who's the manager now?
The manager.
The BV is the manager.
Oh, fuck the BV, dammit.
Now I gotta go do this whole shit again
about convincing him the elevator doesn't work.
Listen to me.
Okay, I just went through the last five minutes convincing the last manager of this I can't do any more tasks because the elevator is glanced
I
Order a keyboard to the warehouse using inventory
Order here to the Real Estate Inventory.
Got it!
Task assignments.
Pick up the sales confirmation from
financial shred the sales confirmation.
Where's financial? What is that ringing sound?
Where?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Where's financial aid? Does he know where financial aid is?
Does he know where financial aid is? Okay, where's the sweater at? Does he know? Okay.
Man! God!
That was all my tasks.
Hold on, wait, are you having trouble with your computer?
Oh, uh, yes.
What's wrong with it?
I just sent an email.
Oh, sure, that's 432 terabytes of furry porn.
That's what's, that's what's clogging up your computer.
I don't, no.
How did that get out there?
I didn't do that.
do that. That was a deal. Not a good look, buddy. Not a good look. Not a good look. This
is a work environment. I'm trying to take the company to the direction and she's in
it to the boss. Oh, oh, okay. You know what? You're a great friend of mine. I will stand
behind you. If you want to present to the bosses, 432 terabytes of furry porn,
then that's what we'll present to the boss. All right. Well, would you like
to present it now. Let's present it now. Let's let's tell
we're ready to take the company in a new direction.
Oh, he's not here. Oh, hold on. Where is he? Is he over here?
Manager, manager means to grab a new business idea. Manager.
manager manager
uh... me and me and stuff i have a new business idea can we meet you in your office
yes of course come come
drink the fucking coffee
this is gonna take the business to new heights
this is gonna take the business to new heights this is private please please
John the manager is the
John get the fuck out of here this is gonna take the business to new heights
Hey get the fuck out of here, which we're pitching the manager a new business idea
Where's the magic
Manager manager manager
I
Thank you all for being here
Absolutely absolutely good. Good decision. We have me and Stake Rat have a big. Oh
Would you like to start you want me to start go ahead start go ahead start me and Stake Rat have a business idea that we
Think can take this company to new hides new limits. I was walking by
Yeah, go ahead. Oh
I have four hundred and thirty two terabytes of furry
I'm gonna from receipt for this guy's a furry porn
I was walking by state grads desk earlier and he was wondering why his computer was going slow
So I diagnosed it and it was the 432 terabytes of furry porn
and that's and
that's
And I think it'll double the sales of our of our company
Yes
Well, I don't see who's looking at free, but I'm saying he was wondering why his computer was bogged down
And it was and I look on his computer was 432 terabytes of furry porn
Are we are we are we pushing the furry stuff or we filming the furry stuff?
I don't understand a little bit of balls a little bit of balls. No, no, no, no calm
You're left
Um, you know what the problem is like zero that everybody is trying to dip their pen in company
Do you know you're not supposed to dip your pen in company?
Wait, there's seven of us right here. Is this will be nine of us?
Fetus died of natural causes. He was a slacker. Wait, so that doesn't that mean two people are missing though
So that means there's two slackers dead or someone's not at this meeting
A lemon got fired. No, you fired me, I would never.
Yeah, we know but if you fired and you're not the slacker, you're still here with us.
How is the server just going out does it go out automatically because I think the person that's the slacker is not in this room right now
Yeah, I'm not even joking
Every city other every city other come on guys one every city other every city other come on guys every city other every city
Let's go find them
Where's Robin who was Robin city other city other city other guys
We have on your back. Oh, there is these are the bathroom. He's the bathroom
Okay, never mind the bathroom doors open on John
Um
Why are you going in the ladies bed? Someone's in the bathroom right now. Edge won't open
Who's I hear nice you walk through the door dumb ass
Walk through the door
Oh, they shut guys this guy just ought to open the door. He's stuck in the ladies room
They grab someone stuck in the ladies room. He does not open the door. Can you walk up to it? Oh
I'm oh, yeah, I'm a lady. Let me go do that
Wait, where's it at? It's right here, but we can't go in because you're standing behind it like a dumbass
And he doesn't know that you can push towards open by walking into it
Hello
They're stuck in there.
Yeah, I think he knows you can just walk into a door and open it, so I think he thinks he's
stuck.
It's...
Wait, we can't get in there.
Well, yeah, cause he's standing behind it like a dumbass.
But that one works.
Well, yeah, it's cause he's on a fat bitch standing behind the door.
You watch all the way, wait, wait, let's test this theory.
You stand behind this door, stand like right here.
Okay.
Hey, hold on.
Wait, we need to step back real quick?
Are we not standing in front of it?
Wait, we need to, wait, are we going, all right.
All right.
Okay, I don't know what's going on anymore.
I think he's stuck.
Well, he's stuck.
Well, that'll happen.
I have no idea how to play this stupid game.
I'm actually calling you. I'm actually calling you right now. Well, I'm right here. So, okay,
someone is stuck in the ladies room. Wait.
Mr. Not? I'm not gonna tell you something.
What?
I do not trust.
You act like a slacker but you're actually a very good worker, Mr. Snack.
I ain't sure how many times I've taught you your coffee.
I don't want coffee.
Well no, no, you gotta drink it though.
Oh!
Can you drink it for me, Mr. Not?
Please.
Come on, drink it!
I'm poisoned!
I didn't poison it.
I didn't poison it, I-
Can you all get the fuck out of my office?
I know you wanted to see me, baby.
Listen, listen.
You must keep an eye on him.
I'll keep an eye on him for you.
Do not say any names.
No names of anyone.
What is this? What are you here for?
He's right there.
What the fire? Fire right now, baby.
Why are you not going to respond to me?
I'm reds.
Me? I mean fire! I mean fire's ass! Fire's ass! Fire's ass! Fire's ass right now! Fire's ass!
You can take your rights and you can take your work. Fire's ass! Fire's ass! Fire's ass! Fire's ass right now!
Oh thank you Mr. Stingler.
I'm telling you. I mean me and Stingler?
I saw him. No I didn't have any. I saw him absolutely.
No idea how the ladies name it all.
In the sliders
Lack of the lab I can't work in this environment
We had four hundred and thirty eight terabytes
Am I right?
Guys, there's only one slacker left. This isn't right here. We'll have one termination lab
All I'm saying you know you put me in charge of investigating peanut did lock ash in the bathroom
I think you're trying to hide in plain sight
He didn't touch me I will tell I will at least say that
No, I didn't he didn't touch me. He's innocent to that. Thank you. Thank you, which is something
No, I tried to get you out of the women's room
My skirt it's not it's not looking good. You're not making yes
Guys I know who this black crazy about your name
It's gimmick gimmick is a sucker
It was getting hands up if you think it is
How do you put your hand up? It's not stink right? I know you just hold it
What does that mean your hands? Oh, okay?
You hold on left leg
You have to be sitting it's big fucker right here. Oh
I can't wait. No. No, it's peanut hands up
He's too willy-nilly about firing me. It's here. It's peanut
No, it's not me. I think it's neither much
Now I think it's not as much he did lock a guy in the bathroom. I saw that
Mr. Stankrat, have you gotten rid of the 30-point?
No, I was making a copy for you like you asked
Thank you
I think it's just a fucker I fixed the servers I put out that I put out the fire in the trash can vibing was in there
Watched it and besides you. It's fucking ass
Ash was locked in the bathroom for 20 minutes. It's a hundred percent locked in the bathroom for 20 minutes
How could I be causing a ruckus locked in the back? It's a fire has to be fire eyes
and I couldn't get back in
Oh
Welcome in guys welcome
It's HP HP BQ is a lobby card
HP BQ or we go back down protocol just stop no idea to play this fucking game. I'm going to bed
No, no you know you
No one wants to play this game, I still don't know how to play this game.
You have to do the tasks.
You have to do the tasks for the manager and the people.
You'll have to see people doing the non-good people tasks.
It's like tug-of-war. There's two teams.
Two teams that you guys are going to do your tasks.
It's kind of like that other one we played, Lockdown.
Or we could do Lockdown. I'll call it. I'll play it one more.
Yeah, Lockdown's hype.
Let's do you could also change the map. Yeah
Cool
Hey guys, we've been looking around the ancient blade like that protocol
Isn't that fear
Oh
That's the last time you watch gold member awesome
Let's play locked up protocol. That's okay. We all understand easy-peasy. Yeah
When locked up protocol any boss, yeah, I got one
That looks like it'd be a good thing, but I don't know how to play it
What would you play?
Oh yeah.
The one that tells you literally what task you're supposed to do on the left side the
whole time.
You think you're smart don't you, baby?
You think you're smart, huh?
Yeah.
You think you're smart because you're Haram or something?
Yeah, you think it's hi-ya.
Hi-ya.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
What the fuck did you just call me?
Yeah, Hoby.
Be calm down.
Pina only has two IQ, okay?
Yeah.
How many?
How many?
I would say that's not many that's not much more than one
What this one plus one
Everybody has to be appearing online
I have to say that play that game
Just do not let that tarnish when the trailer park game comes out the trailer park game is so much better than that
Okay, the only issue with the game we just played is Dina didn't understand it everyone else
Is the trailer park game is is a hundred times goofier, and it's way more and dude
It's so good that game that's a fun game
But I haven't played that in a while and playing that made me realize how much better the trailer park game is when that game
Okay, what are we playing? I remember you had to be appearing online
And you need to go to your steam setting so that your friends can see what you're doing
Do you know what that's called again?
Yeah, privacy settings.
View profile, and then...
Yeah, it's privacy.
I'll try to figure that out.
Wait, what the hell is going on?
Are you talking my language?
Edit profile, and then go down to privacy settings.
And then your profile's to be public.
And then game details has to be public, I think.
No one is currently on the game and scaring.
I
Mean to be a friend could be a friend good one second. Let me get right back
Why she gimmick I see John I see Gigi. All right, that's three of eight that I could invite so five more
I'm gonna be the biggest
I'm played
Think I need to be DM'd again
I don't know how that guy just never phone
That's actually crazy. I mean homeless people in Los Angeles have a phone and
Snakeman doesn't have a phone to him out. That is insane.
The user phoned him, he has a crack, sustained that thing.
I said to a friend of mine, all right send me one.
I invited five men, I invited 11. All right there we go. Now I've been
by three where people and stake out my friend on steam I don't think he is we
check where is the invite my blonde hello no he's not limit can you get
stick right this in a friend code to you and then say to me I
if time I mean invite Pete we got you okay I know I don't you know I can't
send you through steam you have to be in the game and appearing online and
also sharing your friend status yeah I got all that setup why don't I don't
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah something draw. Okay one sec
And we change my stream couch what moment point is this this is the right one right?
I
Maybe I'm on the edge of my seat I'm edging in my seat
Sorry.
I'm not joking.
Oh, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to go.
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
Oh, what?
I'm not a mind.
I'm trying to know.
He's got a bark.
He's got a bark.
Oh.
Howl for the alpha wolf.
Woo!
Are you disrespecting the alpha wolf?
Woo!
I just DM you the Stenx friend code.
Come on down.
My fears are missing two guys are missing two guys. I'm seeing state-ranked friend code
I'm gonna leave state-ranked friend code to my whole chat so that everybody can everybody be his friend
Who else on the stake we missed in the game where I cannot see him
One two three five six seven. I'm eight. There's nine of us. Oh, yes
Oh, yeah
I need to ask this friend to an ASAP.
I recommend no more room.
I keep a peep at that.
It's pretty good.
Maybe, perchance, I'm thinking about getting that.
We're getting ass, we're getting ass.
Okay, wait, how do I get ass to do it? I have to...
Give me your friend code, text me your friend code.
Oh, okay, I'll get to your friend code.
Yeah, you can forward it to me like an email.
Okay, I'm doing I'm doing it
This guy's watching some type of cartoon on a TV
Very suspicious very suspicious many use the sassy imposter moga's
I'm just a see you fighter.
Stupid.
Wait, how do you do that?
Any moment now, we'll be playing the game once everybody figures out how to do the
scheme.
Alright, we're missing two guys, take credit ads, where are they at?
Any moment now, any moment now, any moment now.
All right, there's the there's ashes steamcoats. I sent it to you
Guys steak red still hasn't
Guys steak red still hasn't
Accept it those take right I'm sure he had except he just doesn't have
I can't because he has another things highly technical highly technical situation highly
technical situation.
I like the fish in the pants.
That's cool.
This is confusing.
This is confusing.
This is confusing.
This is confusing.
This is highly, highly confusing.
Oh, you don't work for this.
We gotta get a duck, we gotta get a pigeon, and tie a handwritten note on it to communicate with Stake Red.
Did Stake Red, guys, Stake Red still hasn't done the thing in his settings. I cannot invite him.
Oh.
I have him as a friend, but he needs to do the privacy settings.
Mr. Fetus knows how to do it. Fetus should welcome to do it.
Oh
Venus I need to text lemon the instructions how to do it lemon you sent you to stake right only fucking sense to me
Yeah before we get in here
All right, what about ass is ass as ass accepted my friend request
Told it the enemy
Kill me now, please someone put a shotgun in my mouth in the game of course
I'm just going to sit in this room over here and watch TV.
Make sure you just ask how to do the thing.
I'm going to rub myself to death.
Ask and ask the tank guys to both join on giving.
That doesn't make any sense.
This game does not allow you to join off a friend.
That's how I join.
What?
Oh, they they change it
And we see if I get invited to steam now kill myself
No, I cannot I cannot always take my fix this thing stick right fix this thing. Then we go. I ask you right now all of us this ads
Have you touched your eyes how to do the privacy thing?
Wait, what's the
fetish those as fetish?
Going to edit profile and steam
And then go to privacy settings and put on frames can see you join and visit like public for everything
Public public get tell us you that get until after that. Oh
I see I see how it worked. Oh, we're fine. Are we finally got it? Good work team as should be going
It's your boys. Snake whether you in here bars
Stake red
How many people could be in the lobby?
I've already done that, it's 10.
Oh, that's 10, okay, nevermind.
I'm getting one guy.
You're getting one guy, you're getting one guy.
I'm getting at least 5,000 guys from Peter's set.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You got a bet.
Wait, I'm getting where the max people in the game is, hey,
even though I changed it to 10.
How do you do that?
I can help pick them.
I can leave them.
What are you going to do with your customization?
Um...
Wait, I'm getting where you actually can't have more than eight.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do, okay?
Hold on, wait, no, wait, no, it does work.
No, you can't have more than eight.
You ding dong.
Oh.
Wait.
What?
Did you have?
Wait.
Let me just google it.
Let me just google it.
We see it.
Wait.
What is lockdown protocol?
Do you have wait?
We see wait what is
Lockdown protocol
Max players
16 players it's okay, so it should be working
Is it is it saying that they can't join because there's not enough rooms open or it's chat saying that
I'm gonna restart the lobby get ready
Jesus Christ kill me now holy crap. Oh my god. This is age. Oh
My god, what why can't I go to 16? I see people over here with fucking 25 people
Oh
I think that I'm a genius. I'm a genius. What a miracle. I'm a genius. I'm a genius.
I'm a genius. And my game crashed. It was you all the time. It was you all the time.
Hold on. Wait a second. Hold on. Wait, wait. Everybody wait. Everyone wait. I'm figuring
I'm gonna solve this problem, I'm gonna solve this mystery!
I'm gonna fucking win!
I think I'm gonna burn.
Is this part of the game, is it like a puzzle?
Yes it's a puzzle, it's a puzzle!
It's a who done it!
It's a mystery!
Whiz, whiz, gimmick scan it!
That's the all of work together!
That's easy!
He's in Idaho.
Well...
Well, you to ho.
Okay, I don't see anyone on the invite list. I don't see a single man or woman
Only eight people though we're missing one person
Holy shit, who we missing it's gotta be stinker. No, it's gimmick. No, no, it's not gimmick. It's wait
I'm not in no, I see Gigi. I see Gigi
I'm not in who we missing there's ten people total including me so I can only buy
It's it's a baby it's a baby it's a baby
Okay, everybody we're good. Okay, we got
Oh, yeah, the enemy's here!
Wait, no, fuck, we're missing one person.
Holy crap, kill me.
I think it's me who-
My mouse is broken, I can't-
Oh, it is Genji, Genji, yeah, it's you.
I see you in there.
I need to find another mouse, because I can't-
Use it.
What the hell?
Take your time, take your time, Genji.
Why don't you go get a new mouse?
Take your time, Genji, take your time.
No rush at all.
I actually hate playing video games. I like sitting in the lobby of me
Let me clean you guys off you guys are dirty
It's okay. It's okay. I got it.
Um.
Okay, I've changed out my mouse.
You got a new mouse?
Yeah.
It's a better chance of it happening again.
Okay. I've seen you another invite.
Here you go.
Okay, everybody's here. We're good to go.
Meet up at the Discord. Let's ride!
There you go.
God!
Thank God!
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
On the first one on the pre-
I did it wrong, can we go-
Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew!
On the first one, on the first one, on the first one, let's go, let's go!
We're the bad guys, we're the bad guys!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I definitely know what I'm doing right now, I'm just-
Fuck all you guys, fuck you, fuck you guys!
My tass not showing up. Uh, I think you need to pull up the iPad way. How do we pull the iPad again? Oh
Yeah, cute. Oh, this is an easy one. We have six livery to power one percent easy
Who's the other back? I was the other back. I just tell us I forgot
Who's in the back? I thought we just tell us that or no just tell us it doesn't tell us that
Yeah, let me tell you the other back. I is
Was only one bad guy
This is what I can't kill nine people and the time it takes to do three fucking tasks
Yes, I'm killing people. He's got a good deal of people. We just like you boys
Just a murdering everybody
Sometimes these two freaks ruin.
That's the problem, man.
I'm going to come to you.
Be a knife.
Be a knife and a gun.
Because we got a, we got a Max murder.
We got a Max murder.
Fuck you!
Imposter!
You're the imposter!
You're an imposter with me!
Chef, was I showing this scene to Deception?
It's within the scene to Deception.
Oh yeah, definitely let's get Jinji first.
She's probably the smartest of the bunch.
She'll clue us out quick.
Yeah, get Jinji first.
She just, she won't tell anyone.
I remember something about this.
That's weird, a knife.
I can't find a knife.
I definitely can't kill them with a gun
all they have like five shots.
We got him five!
WHAAAAAT?!
He's trying to kill me!
Two wizards got unlocked!
Fuck you, John! Fuck you!
You deserve to be a fucking man!
You deserve to be a fucking man!
You deserve to be a fucking man!
You deserve to be a fucking man!
Come back, come back, come back!
Oh, I ain't gonna waver it!
What does that mean again? Wait, what does it mean when the zero is blue and the...
Oh, I know what it is, I know what it is, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got this, I got this, I got this.
Oh, a zero nine something two.
I know peanuts pain.
I forgot that he wasn't the pickup button. I should throw him up the whole time. Oh my gosh.
That's green to tiny to me. Green to tiny to me.
He goes in the in the fit there's like things who's this. I don't know where this one is.
This is medical but there's nobody who's this guy who's this guy who's got it's a guy in white
vibing
Tank
Jump if you're vibing
Oh wait, hello
We'll be able to sit down to speak to
Me again. We did good as you guys were running on time. Oh god. We're gonna die. Oh my god
We could be the test it could be the test so fast. Oh god
We don't have a weapon. Oh no, we're gonna lose. We're gonna lose guys. Where the fuck is a knife at?
Raise a knife at or anything. I just need a weapon
Do anything I'm working on
There's literally no other weapons
Is there a key card I can use?
There's literally no other weapons!
There's no other weapons!
There's one weapon in the whole thing!
And give a gadget!
This is in blue area?
Alright, body system!
Sweet voice!
Body system!
Body system!
What are you guys doing?
We're gonna kill a guy!
fuck it fuck it we got to kill the guy
you gotta charge it
what's our next task?
what the he's trying to kill me he's just
what the hell?
what the what the hell was that?
How do you, how do you put this?
Oh!
Oh, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Hey, hey, hey, you guys!
Oranges kill these two guys! Oranges kill these two guys!
Oranges kill them, Oranges kill them, Oranges kill them.
Oranges kill, Oranges kill Jiggy and the guy and wife.
I don't know who it was.
Peter, speaking of parties.
Oranges is running away, he's got away, he's got away.
Oranges killed these two guys in the danger.
It's Oranges!
Oranges killed Jiggy and the other guy.
I've got too much.
Okay.
What's up?
I got Genki.
Pino just killed two of them.
He almost tried to kill me, bro.
What?
Are you fucking serious?
I literally saw me.
He took a battery out the wall.
He fucking killed Genki and this other guy.
Oh, sorry.
Why?
Genki, you're fucking kidding me.
If you read Genki, where's Genki?
Red Genki, I read Genki.
She'll know.
She'll know.
Red Genki, she'll know.
Let me just get on up.
Red Genki, you're not.
Sure.
Sure, yeah, you got Red Genki.
She's in there.
Is there a way to jump on this?
No!
I'm right now.
Oh shit, oh shit, we're on the fucking lamb guys.
We're on the fucking lamb.
Oh shit, we're on the lamb.
We're on the lamb, oh shit.
We're on the lamb.
We're on the lamb, we're on the lamb, boys.
We're on the right.
You're my friend.
Oh fuck.
And you're next.
we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking.
You're doing pretty good boy we're doing pretty good.
If we can just delay them so they can't complete the task in the next 2 minutes and 40 seconds
then we win.
All we gotta do is delay them all we gotta do is kill enough of them we have to kill
all of them all we gotta do is kill enough so that they can't complete the tasks in
the next 2 minutes 35 seconds.
Oh shit. Oh, I'm talking to the game
But I might have heard that no one heard that guys no guys nobody heard that probably we're fine
No, you guys worry too much. I were fine. We're fine. Come on guys
Why this is dirty work
Let's do fast. Let's do fast.
We just gotta go stop him from creating the rest of the town.
Do fast. Do fast.
You can't run into that guy with the gun.
And remember, wasn't his duplicate colors too, so he won't even know.
What is this penis?
What is this penis?
Have him! Have him!
Holy shit!
You're not going to tell anybody, you're not going to tell anybody where I am, you son of a bitch.
You're not going to tell anyone where I am.
What?
You are...
He's over there, we'll be able to clean the trash, we'll be able to clean the trash in time, buddy.
I win, you have 40 seconds, you have 40 seconds, I fucking win, fuck all of you.
You
I
I
Feel like this this answer would be obvious, but I just won solo, but here's the question
We up the number of the trails to do or keep it at one
Dude the last game messed me up. I thought we win it
as I get to work as I get to work
you gotta use the number of guns too
hard work work hard work work
I know you bitches are gonna take that gun
fuck you guys
he's got to act suspicious all the time
that way when we are suspicious it doesn't matter
get the gun we just start blasting you start blasting yes we just serve the whole fucking
place get the guns get away get away with that thing put that thing away I'm getting
the gun. No. Hey, give me I know you. Get out of here.
The wrench one. Okay. Uh, this way. Follow me, man.
Let's go.
The support. The support.
Hey, get out of here. Get out of here.
We shouldn't go. We shouldn't go. It's a little fire.
How does it keep the signal on lock?
Guys, also we need a knife, too.
We need the gun and the knife.
Once you have the gun and the knife, we're good to go.
You start stabbing and shooting.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
what the hell do we see one oh it's the shit one crap oh it's a shit guys it's a
poop one it's the it's the poop one it's the bad one oh it's it's the poop one
it's this thing doesn't kill anybody it doesn't kill anyone we gotta get that
knife we're gonna get the knife but what the fuck this guy keeps stabbing me
you had funny huh oh yeah fight it's a funny huh oh yeah buddy pussy
this guy what the hell blue just killed this guy no I didn't think that's like
five minute you guys I just came in your bluestacks at their body I'm not even
jumping in there for like five minutes and you've been stacked in this guy's
stabbing twice
what the hell I'm not a phony
That was it a blue on blue. I need a blue on blue a blue I'm blue
Here you get a better weapon
Yeah, he's our key research
And nobody give a fuck when I said so again
Hey back up body back up
guys guys hey guys guys guys I know this looks suspicious but I'm not even
joking gimmick shot orange and then gimmick ran into the thing and died
to stamina I swear to God I swear to God that's what just happened I so I swear
to God gimmick shot orange and then he ran and he died from stamina I did not
shoot anyone I did not kill anyone I know this looks suspicious but that's
that's that's what he's having which colors he do we need you red right we
read it isn't it's the red flower is the red flower we need red flower it's a
red flower for shocking guys it's a red flower red flower okay that's if we
get that we went oh my god there's only one here oh my god no fucking way
Holy shit, oh we're gonna win we're gonna win we're gonna win
Two boys in that we're causing for this we're causing for this we're causing for the hang on boys
Press E
Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright.
It's easy how you do it.
I'm not going to kill you. I'm trying to get more ammo for the guns.
Do you have a glass thing?
What? Oh here's one, here's one.
Hey, Jiji, can you grab that pistol?
Jiji, can you grab the pistol?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm just gonna have her carried over there, I'm like fucking killing.
I should get to where I'm gonna be shot at.
How many bullets does that thing have?
Uh, four?
Oh, you're good.
Oh, good.
I got an empty O-Lock, wait.
Okay. Alright, just playing.
Nice!
Alright!
You bastard, you're lucky that shotgun's only got one shot, Peter!
Why'd you breast me, Pete?
Peter, you hot-miked.
I hot-miked?
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, well, that'll blow my cover. Yeah, I'll blow my cover. I'll do it. My bad. My bad.
Well, I is it. Did you feel fetus?
Oh, so it's the two ultimate tasks. Well, that'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
See, she heard my master plan. You heard my master plan.
How did she know that wasn't a secondary plan?
Yeah, I could have been another guy.
I could have been another guy.
I don't know.
How's the team?
Well, I think you're so good.
She's gonna fuck with this machine for two minutes
and then we'll be...
I think we'll...
I think we're about to win, to be honest.
I think we'll be able to do the task next.
Hopefully she res...
What if she res's one of us?
Well, she probably not gonna res me.
No.
You remember how to do this
Yeah, I'm trying to do the vents. I can't remember how to do it. I've got a vent filter on me
He's got a student off like three minutes. Yeah, I didn't buy the women's you got even out of it
The events that don't have like those in it or if they're red
I killed him because there's no way up three are the killing and yeah
Yeah, I'm a bloke.
Yeah, maybe I don't know about it.
There's a way they got enough time.
You got really hot mic, guys?
No, they didn't have a big hot mic.
You didn't hot mic?
You didn't wasn't hot mic?
You did not hot mic?
I think so much.
Are they filming or no?
They?
No?
Yeah, I think I did no, because these guys said I did.
These guys said I did.
And they wouldn't be able to hear me or whatever.
Yeah, see, there's a, I'm seeing
I have my I have my let me
These guys would have been able to hear me if I did
I can't believe I can't believe I forgot the person but I can't
Is it a hundred percent and we're gonna get one guy. Let me see let me see
I said I get to wear it with the second all reports is that thing have
uh four oh you're good oh good
oh no I I did not I have to you know not me
no we got we got one guy you know how the fuck this you felt you felt for the
one guy I fell for the one guy I fell for the one guy over the one guy
Hmm
How do you know I was the bad guy
So he should be who and where
I
Didn't do that. No, that was the truth. I didn't shoot any wife
You know, I was telling the truth, I really didn't shoot anyone
Amazon truck that crashed in Kenya it was full of brain pills and
Gotcha
Oh
More guys. Oh, yeah, wait, at least if I can add more guys would say it
just know that if peanut gives you a gun to hold a daisy and posture
goodnight John
what? goodnight goodnight goodnight
he does that every time
he will give you a gun to make you trust him
I think jg might have actually glanced at chat
that's what I think is going on here boys
I think jg might have actually looked on over boys
I think a little look she might have happened
That's okay though, I've done the same by accident.
Tina, I'm not streaming.
Oh, you're bugging my chat?
No.
Yeah, he's a buggy, if you like.
Unless it's on my second PC.
Yeah, I think where you are at here.
It's on my stream PC, but I don't know what I'm watching at.
Oh, well, here's your lucky guy, she's lucky.
You're not watching it, right?
No, I'm not watching it. I literally...
I can't, by the way, I cannot add any more weapons than it looks like.
Why would I watch? That's so unfair.
I...
I'm saying you're not.
If I do crates only or fuel only, does it increase the...
Wait, where do you get guns other than the crates?
You find guns on the shelves?
Sometimes, yeah, sometimes.
Mmm...
Alright, I can't increase your fucking heart. Let's ride!
Mm-hmm
Locking it boys lock it in is all the new people yeah, yeah employees have no chance though because we've got to learn how to do these freaking tasks
Okay
I put my life with the scan is only two dots
Double Mike double Mike, okay, that's perfect computers. How you computers?
Oh, sorry. Oh my this was
How you computers
Sending filed to medical error occurred
Right
Wait
Oh
Hey, how do you do this?
Oh, there we go got one wait that ain't count
We always watch this tutorial video here
Okay, I'm listening, I'm listening.
Okay, you've got to keep clicking until it works.
I think I understand. I think I understand. I think I understand. I think I understand.
I think we got late tonight. I think we go to medical and then we hit that computer.
Okay, here we go. We're waiting for file from office four.
That's how you do it.
He knows what to do!
He knows what to do!
Oh, man, I'm gonna put up a few shits!
Office 4?
How do you tell which office is which one?
Office 4?
Yeah, you know which office is which one it's in the machine
If you multiple computers in certain orders or the office one
Office to
The office where office to office is this office three. Oh, I was three
Yeah, I was four I
I think we are now now we go back now we go back to medical
Hit this button
I just did that I believe the killer is dead we just got to do our tasks yes I'm
fucking trying but this is a mind game this is a mind game just gave it for
geniuses
Okay, it's sent over to medical Jesus Christ you go to medical right and then we hit
All right, all right, all right, there we go now.
Now we go back to office four.
Back over yonder.
All right, okay, we're picking up Steve.
We're picking up Steve.
Bam!
Okay, we got one done.
Mm.
Oh.
I go to, we for file from machine.
Where's machine at?
Is there a specific spot?
Mm.
Wait, hold on, wait.
What did this one say?
Office three wait hold on wait no that one doesn't have one we guys wish we see that wish we see that
We've received that do you guys see it?
It's the it's the place of the canisters. Oh, oh, thanks. Thanks. Thanks. He's worse
Okay
Oh!
Oh, yo, yo, back to office five!
Holy shit, this is AIDS.
Holy shit, this is AIDS.
Oh my God, kill me now.
Kill me right now, please God.
I'm back to office five!
I can do...
Mmm...
Okay...
I doubt. Shall back to the machine.
Back to the machine.
BAM!
Oh, wait, no, you're back to office five, oh my God, what a sweet treat.
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet little treat.
Hey, where's everybody else?
Hello?
I guess we haven't seen anyone in like three minutes.
That's suspicious.
That's weird.
You got that done
Okay, we've got one you got one more to do oh my god. Oh my goodness
Okay, lock it in boys lock it in here we go
City father extra, okay now we go to the restaurant guys
Guys!
Oh yeah!
Which one are we talking about, that one here?
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it, guys.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Who's figuring out these computers?
Oh hell yeah, we're popping here.
I'm cooking too!
I'm getting it all figured out, I'm with the computer guy.
I hit that.
Why would I ever see the fake file?
Wait if I think it's gonna like not do it, right?
You know go back to the restaurant
The guy in the chair
If not, you're not cleaning. That's not clean. We'll go to the lab. We'll go to the lab.
She found an office too.
Oh wait, I'll go back to office too
Oh
Yonder as I don't know if I'm gonna do this the next minute 20 seconds. This is the longest chance I've ever done in my life
Holy shit
Oh
My great dookly moogly
We're about to die. We're about to all die. We're about to all die
All right, lock in. It's time to lock in guys. It's time to lock in. It's time to lock
Okay, well we're all gonna die well okay well we're all dead guys we're all dead everyone's dead we're all dead
We all want to have it! We all want to have it!
Dammit!
We did it! We did it!
We was the impostor! We was the impostor!
I was the impostor!
I was the impostor!
I was the impostor!
I was the impostor!
I didn't do shit!
I was the impostor!
We were giving his vibe in dead?
No, I was not.
It was not.
It was trying to kill me.
The impostor.
Limit was the impostor.
It was the impostor.
Ohhhh!
It's not Limit and I killed each other.
And Vibin, I don't know what happened to Vibin.
I've been eliminated with the shotgun had one bite it looks sleepy did not die if I mean were you dead?
Yeah, yeah, oh
I've got him with a shotgun. He didn't die
Then he killed me
I don't know it was serious. I'm too highly compact. It required high IQ and high
No, I was I wasn't looking up for a poor I wasn't
Oh, you're ice-triking I think you're out of the crack
We lost three guys so I see we go back down to one bad guy
No, that's you that's you guys we lost you guys over do what I would do only one this in it
Let's ride
Oh, darn it.
This time, I'm not doing the computers.
Someone else do the computers.
I'll do.
Actually, I'll do the computers, but you want to help me?
I think you should do the computers.
No, I need help with the computers.
All right, let's figure out.
Let's do it.
I know how to do it.
I know how to do it.
We got to be one guy on each end.
So I'm going to go to the restaurant.
You just keep clicking Y until the button.
When you press Q and computer turns to two. Okay?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
What's this thing doing?
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, this should be much easier with two guys.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
You hate the button one more time, watch!
One more time for me, bud!
One more time for me, budge!
Thank God, holy crap.
Holy crap.
Oh my God. All right, one down.
One down, two to go.
Yeah, I thought I got lost. They're slipped or something.
No, no, this is why I was taking forever, because I was doing this alone.
I'm going to go to the camp and keep looking at that Y button and drive back.
And follow me, gang, follow me, boys.
Hey, are you doing Binds?
No weird ideas.
No, I'm not, no, no weird ideas.
Right, hit the button, Binds!
Oh, wait. Oh, oh, oh, hey, everybody just relax. Slow your roll. Slow your roll.
Your decision-making is
Two brain cells and they're currently
Love each other forever
We're the imposter with our tiny one we'd like to speak with you
You see the window?
I think I hit it through the window.
It's a little mob form.
Wait, wait, I beat it. I beat it.
Look at my head.
One more button to hit. One more button to hit.
I hit it. I beat it.
Go guys!
What?
I got to get back to the computer.
I was attacked from behind.
Feed it. Try to beat me off of the possible.
I hit it. I hit it.
I hit it. I hit it.
Oh for fuck's sake. Oh my god. We can't leave this. Can't leave this done yet.
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me right now. Kill me. Wait, what, wait, what gun we leaving right
there? There's no gun here. We've got one. What the bomb? Oh, it still shows it for
me. Oh, you got it. I got it. Oh good, good, good, good. I just didn't want to
leave it for a while. We only, we did. One more computer.
Yeah, we got the guns. We got the guns. That's a lot, but not sure.
Oh, if you find the trigger for this, I got a bomb. I got one more to do. Come on.
Oh, shit. Where's the other computer at? It's over here. It's over here. It's this one.
I know you stay here. You hit that button. I'm going to the machine.
We're finally going to get... Oh my goodness.
Go ahead and hit the button one time!
The yellow man?
The yellow man!
Oh, I gotta see the spiral quick.
Hit the fucking button!
Get me there, get me there!
I said the button!
Oh, thank God. Holy crap, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sweet Jesus, sweet Jesus.
I'm gonna have it. Holy crap.
All right, I've got my weapon.
I did my point. Everyone else, you...
Oh, my God.
That was AIDS. That was AIDS syphilis.
Holy crap. That was horrible.
That was horrible. Oh, my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Oh, we need our part. We need our part.
All right, where's Venus and I got to kill him?
You don't see Venus?
He's over here. He says he's not the bad guy though.
He's saying it's not Venus the bad guy.
Is Venus the bad guy?
Yeah, I'm talking to you Deliverious.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
What?
I'm going to tell you guys what happened.
All right?
Venus had a box on him.
I said, what box?
He said it's the one with the camera.
We all right.
We went and did boxes, lemon and knife.
Then I come back, me and Lemon are in another spot.
And guess what box is in that spot?
All the way at the other corner of the map.
That's because I got attacked.
I was being chased after I got to get the plot field.
I kicked the wrong button.
Wait, wait, wait, I don't know how to solve this.
Guys, follow me.
I don't know how to solve this.
Follow me, guys.
I don't know how to solve this.
I just put the red box.
Yeah, there we go.
Everybody gather around.
everybody gather around
oh
oh
right to work right away
that was too great
you know what I was
analysis analysis analysis
if you was the imposter that would be the dumbest movies ever done in his life
That would be yeah, that's true. I think this guy really is the imposter
We're saying everyone's dad
Everybody's dad good words team good work everybody. You're not the imposter good work guys good work
What what what
oh, wait, i'm the bad guy, no, we don't know.
oh, thank you.
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
well, i don't know if i could trust you and then peanut in...
fuck you, fuck you shut up and bitch, fuck you.
you're gonna lose, we gotta go do tasks, we gotta go do tasks guys.
You got that you got that you got that you got that we got you just quick
How you guys do that you guys do I'm gonna do delivery. How do you do delivery again?
Wait, how do you do delivery again? How do you do delivery?
How do you do delivery? I'm trying to deliver I'm just trying to deliver
That box that box where's this would go I don't know
No, I think it was right here
God
Oh
I think so yeah
wait
There's one more box one more box we got five one more box. I don't know. I need to run away
What's your little people take a little beat
I find a nice succulent cardboard boxes one more one's got one minute. We do analysis. We talk to analysis
We need the box we the box for delivery
We wish a bus we got to the box spot all at one place or is it random?
Is it random or on one place?
Did we know they hit it?
We ran past it, we ran past that!
We got 25 seconds to find the box, you wouldn't see the box!
We'll go with it!
We ran past it, we ran past it!
Hey! Hey!
You know what? We're going down!
Robert, you're the last one alive, you motherfucker!
I don't have the boys, I don't have any boys, I don't have any boys, I don't have any boys.
Oh, no we lost, well we lost boys, we lost, and where does the fucking monster spawn,
do you know where the monster spawns?
I did it, I fight it for the trigger, who was the actual bad guy though?
Hey!
It was me!
I do it!
I stabbed him!
Ha!
Gotcha!
Jack, I gotta tell you a guy's beat me off for you to believe me.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh, we should believe him the first time next time.
You got this.
You do it once.
I got my gun free.
One more!
One more game!
One more game!
One more quickie!
One more quickie!
One more quickie!
Oh, damn it!
Good, good.
It was it was mr. Phoenix and then she's a young
Yeah, let him put in the work on ice
We got zebra want to go to a task to be in a dark room alone where no one can hear us scream
Maybe later. Maybe later. Maybe later.
Oh.
Oh, you take this bad boy over
yonder. Oh.
Oh.
Is this not
this pizza not being. Wait, this pizza
That's right, we're not just pizza being.
Wrong line.
Where's pizza being there?
Where's pizza?
Oh, there's one in the middle of the spot.
Oh, gosh.
Is there another box in here?
I don't see another box.
Is there?
Pizza is food.
Oh, good thinking.
Good thinking.
We just yeah, but there's a pizza sample. Yeah, this is the pizza right here. I
knew it
All right
What across the hall
What? What do you mean, cross-off?
Press the button harder?
Steak rat rage quit?
I don't know.
Are you a little off?
Yeah, I got a box of the pizza symbol on it, but it won't go in the pizza thing.
That's the wrong one.
How do you know that?
Because it's not lit up.
Wait, but this is the only one in the pizza.
Oh, shit.
Wait.
Is there more than one pizza spot?
They turn right then left.
Wait, that would be over here.
What the hell?
This is so confusing.
wait oh I found it I found it I got it I got it
BAM! alright alright now we're cooking now we're cooking and I did all by myself
Hell yeah good work dad.
Hmm.
Um.
Oh.
Read a box.
Read a box.
Oh.
Oh.
Does anybody see the cardboard box anywhere?
That's what I'm looking for too.
You're looking for a cardboard box?
It's going to be this one.
It's yellow.
You see how this one's lit up?
It's going to be this one.
It's going to have a computer on it.
Does the computer want to spawn specifically somewhere?
Uh, I don't know.
Wait, a computer?
I'm the bad guy that means you kill the wrong guy
I'm the bad guy. We just need a screwdriver to open up this bed.
I've got a screwdriver. I've got a screwdriver.
You need a screwdriver for the bed?
I'm looking for one. I've got one! I've got one! I've got one!
Why is he just hiding all the screwdrivers? That'd be better and less suspicious than hiding all the boxes.
I got this I got the screwdriver
I think I got it
I got I got one of the vents I got one of the vents I got this I like cleaning
right here. I found where it goes. It goes in there. The rich one. There's a red spot
in there. Yo, we gotta clean this. We gotta clean this filters. You mean out of
clean? Yeah. I think we might need a new one. We need a new one. We need something
under some water as well. Alright guys, you gotta go back to the machine. You gotta
machine over here
There we go God
Now we've been to the clean guys we have three minutes. We got a clean four minutes
Yeah, and somebody will get the other you know this. I have a task for you. I got it. What's that makes you know?
We still so I gotta get another one
What do you think we should do?
You don't let anyone steal that!
It's very important. It's highly important to the mission.
Hilariously important.
And so-and-so the other one!
Alert! Alert!
Alert! Alert!
The bad guy is not dead!
There's an evil man alert.
Evil man alert.
Guys, does anyone know where the other vent is?
100% 100% someone stole that big filter.
What if it down, what if it down two minutes ago?
Guys, someone stole the big filter.
Someone stole the big filter.
Maybe it was, maybe, maybe, maybe it was there.
I
Forgot my screwdriver, I can't stab you yet hold on
Maybe you
Use you pal, there's you buddy. You're the trainer. How many other train at me the fucking trainer. Maybe you train a piece of shit
I
Someone stole the so until the air filter I'm not even joking. We're fine
This one's stored off the ground so we're stored off the ground
The bad guy is not dead the bad guy is not dead it's this guy right here. It's just got right here
It was a baby he's going he's going kill him
Wait, wait, hold on, wait, okay, you're working, you're working, you're working, you're working.
No, okay, you're working, everybody.
I'm surviving, I'm surviving.
Okay, oh wow.
Die immediately.
Die at once and then die at once.
In the game of course in the game
This guy next we've been acting very suspicious
Because even made 20 to fix two vans to me know where the bad vent are
It's not this one.
Yeah, there's one right here.
You know that thing we already fixed?
Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
We already fixed one.
We already fixed one.
And we're going to lose.
We're going to lose.
The medical room?
We're going to still need one more.
You've got to go find the last hand
and clean it right now.
Or we'll lose.
Where is it?
Where is it?
This game is too hard.
You guys, too much thinking.
Oh much they good
That's work guys we're actually about to lose cuz we can't buy these vans
Fuck it murder speech
What what what what what what you find it?
Grab the fucking filter
If you really get the third one if you get the third one
What?
I think it's right here.
Where did the one-
You guys don't know we have one more to do!
I saw-
Where is it?
Well, somebody took that out of the vent earlier and nobody knows where it came from.
Who took that out of the vent?
Where did that come from?
Man, what-
The way-
Fantastic, 1, 2, 3.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!
fantastic fantastic perfect what is retreat the killer's been dead for two
weeks and we still lost
I didn't even know it was dead!
You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys!
You're acting so hot!
What?
I didn't know I was gonna do this until five minutes after I was dead!
What the fuck are you doing?
You stand attached to Mr. gimmick!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work, Mr. gimmick!
Somehow we still on, even though the killer was dead for the almost the entire duration
of the match.
We were just basically cleaning our house.
Good job.
Good job.
I
Want more for good luck for good luck
Hold hold hold hold wait wait like two seconds wait like two seconds
I
Gingy's mouth went out these times. She just fixed it. I just re-invited her. Oh, yeah
I'm gonna say it. It's just he doesn't think sir mouse. We can see it. She's back. Oh, yeah
Welcome back, miss. Did you welcome back?
We do
Windows default corded mouse
Wait guys, so we do we how we wait one two three four five six seven two one or two
last one let's get a little bit of a scene
two that's actually true actually
one with two tasks
one two two one
randomly killed me one two
and i see you chill i see you chill
all right let's do let you know what let's do four
dissidents why don't we do four six
Six dissidents and one person who's trying to-
Fuck yeah!
Hell yeah!
Oh guys, okay, you know what I'm gonna do is this is what I'm gonna do, this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna change, I'm doing task rules, I'm changing the stupid fucking computer thing to one computer,
and I'm doing two dissidents.
Alright, let's ride!
I'm an employee don't look I don't worry about me I'm not just bitch as wrong
okay that's suspicious no I know I specifically said I wasn't suspicious
But that's a specific, it's a specificist thing to say.
No, that's not, no, it would be just, it'd be a specificist if I didn't say anything.
It's a specificist, it's facetious if you say you're facetious or you're not facetious.
No, wait, no, I, no, it's, it's, it's un-pacicerous of me for not being capricious.
It's a facetious?
What?
Oh, whoa, whoa, shit, oh, whoa, hold on, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on now.
You said you wanted to do this, yeah.
No, I'm all good, I'm all good boss.
I'll get back to work, I'll get back to work.
Close, close, close, close.
Yeah, he had the bigger stick,
he had the bigger stick voice.
Oh my God.
We gotta get, we gotta get, we gotta get, got it.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Scan 20, we could be all tasked to,
Scan 20's a legend.
Scan 20's a legend.
Oh, I'll grab a nipple.
We shall reach you to the locks.
Very persistent.
Very persistent.
You already swear.
We're not the imposters or anything don't worry
We're so the imposters dude, holy shit. We're the best
We're the best
Let's double triple reverse psychology, well don't worry since you went out the
budget maybe maybe 50-50 chance 50-50 chance
I don't know what the I think he said away he is just wait she said he says
It's locked wait.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
How long do we have to wait?
Fuck, why not?
We gotta kill him.
Give me first, because he's got the knife.
I don't know if I can tell him real quick.
I didn't hear him.
Vibe!
What?
You're acting mighty suspicious, buddy!
You're standing here waiting for the gun the whole time.
You're acting mighty suspicious, pal!
I don't know.
I'm creeping.
We need to heal Kimmy first. We need to heal Kimmy first. She's the knife. Genji's already onto us.
Genji, uh, Korean, Korean. Genji's already onto us.
I
How long we do wait they say
I could help you find a jar that we can take a video to guys one jar
I just threw it
We're kind of
Guys I just wanted to let you know I'm not the imposter
With your no glasses
Oh smooth thanks boss. Thanks guys. Thanks guys. I know how to throw them for a loop.
Being cyan? No he's yellow. Oh shoot what the hell? What the hell? Oh what the hell?
Oh what the hell? I mean you just tried to hit him with the stick.
I really, I walked in there and I saw him. I mean you tried to kill a white guy.
Okay. Is that true?
Unless you started shooting, wait who started stabbing first? I didn't see you.
me first yeah I won't lie to you I don't know who stabbed me first I just
walked that room and orange and white would beat the shabby time you just said
you saw him stab me first no I saw him stab you but I know who stabbed first
I'm giving me actually I don't know I don't know I don't know
this motherfucker stabbed me first
this is my first time playing he picked on the new guy oh my god is that true
oh you literally saw it no I saw you guys stab me so I don't know who's
who first I'm not Alibi body I'm not
Alibi you see any race around here
rice only agree we need to finish her
I don't know where rice is oh no that's
in the that's in the thing to the right
oh next to the pizza job if you know
it is we can finish this it's I it's
right down this hall to the right and then you go right that door you see it
where did she is where did he is
how do I open this hey guys how do you open this you motherfucker you just
I'd see like we're on the same team, dumbass.
I know.
But how do you open this thing?
Do you know?
No.
Oh.
Wait, how do you open this?
How do you open this thing?
Do you know?
Oh.
Oh.
Eat their souls.
He called you the secret password.
Secret password?
Wait, how do I, I can't wait.
Wait, where's that wait?
Hold on.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Open sense to me.
I
Do you know how you really key card is
We're getting really close to winning we only have two more tasks
I
Just did why
Guys, I don't know how to open up that thing we've got stuff with the screwdriver. I I think you more about good morning
Wait, what's your name? We the BL4
Yeah, I got are you choosing? I got are you two got it?
Should we go to the god?
Oh shit, oh shit. Oh fucking run. Oh god. Oh god
Oh
What's going on out there what's going on? I don't have this idea. What's going on? What's happening?
Okay, I
Know what to do. I know what to do. I just started flashing. I'm sorry
I forgot about the sprint.
I just said we're two months done.
We do we win?
Are we going to win?
Are we going to be able to do the next 30 seconds?
Do you have to work?
Yep.
What you can do and we have to do a lot of these things.
Oh, shit, I didn't even watch.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No!
Damn it!
You were so close to me.
We were such games.
We weren't so close here!
We would have had it too if it wasn't for you battling kids!
This game is so good, man!
I was doing it in the last part!
I can't believe you'd give it to these two.
I think it would need two because they kept me in the game.
I think it would need two because they kept me in the game.
That was nice. You guys, you guys.
I hit me on the back.
You hit me in the corner earlier.
I was waiting for the gun so I could start blasting!
You didn't do any work, son.
I never do any word ever anyway so that's not suspicious
one more one more we do one more
I want you know that I am not I repeat not the bad guy okay
No, no, I literally just said it wasn't me are you deaf?
That is correct. You didn't say that. Yeah, right. I did. Yeah, right. I did. Oh
Shit, I just got two guns. I'm literally actually the killer. I'm about to start killing you guys. Here we go
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding
Yeah
I'm gonna shoot someone at random
This is safe fucking died it's been doing the these nuts go to the last hour and a half
Fuck yeah, fuck you guy
Me about a shoot innocent people because I'm the bad guy
Oh
It's lying in the headshot hold on money a bad shot
Money a pen job. What's dead still got a lot of the same time. Oh, okay. I'm just chill. I'm just relaxing me
No, that was that was horrible wait, what the hell?
I
Did you see a glass jar anywhere?
Pete you can hit me. Oh, this guy fuck you die
Does he want to see we have a glass jar
Um
There's gonna be a glass jar somewhere
What do you know about the glass jar, Jack?
You gotta come over here.
Oh.
There's gotta be a glass jar somewhere.
Dude, Tass, I gotta get a gun first.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Walk by it.
Oh, it's locked again anyways.
Damn it.
I don't know how you open that thing.
I don't know how you...
I don't know if you can open this thing.
I think that's possible.
I feel like I would have seen a card by now
if that was a real thing.
Hey, how you doing boys?
I'm the Impostor's Top, but don't worry about me.
Yeah, I'm looking for a vent.
Oh, here it is. Here it is. We just need a vent filter.
Yeah, hold on now. Wait, I gotta kill you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hold on.
No, don't you dare.
Yeah, have you seen a car? Have you seen an access car?
Do you know where he is?
It's usually in the, uh, like the med bay or in the back of the store.
Oh, everybody, it's open. There we go.
Ah, you're welcome.
Thanks, Mr. gimmick.
What's this? What's a jerry can?
What the hell? What the fuck?
It's a baby. It's a baby. It's a baby. Guys guys guys guys
It's a baby. It's a baby. It's a baby
My god, thank you guys. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh
My god
No guys, I swear to God to the truth. Holy crap guys guys guys guys. Oh my goodness
What's your gun? I got a gun right here. It doesn't have any ammo in it
But you have two guns. No, I oh I did but I dropped it in the thing over here. It's over here
I'll show you. It's over here. I'll show you. It's a yellow gun in this quarter.
It's right over here. You go first. You know I don't just drop it. Look right here.
Okay, well now this is very, very, very, very nice. All right, guys. You know what?
Fuck you guys. I'm an employee. Fuck you guys. Eat my dick. Eat my ass. Eat my butt.
Eat my ass. I'm shooting. Boop, boop, boop. You dead.
Actually, I think you're the imposter. I think you're the imposter. That's
I think it's going out here.
All righty, bad guys, you can pass that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, what the?
Oh, no, no, don't you put it in me.
Don't put it in me.
Oh, god.
Please.
OK.
Please.
OK.
Wait, I think we got one more bad guy.
One more bad guy.
Yeah, I was like very suspicious.
I'm pretty good. There's one more bad guy guys. I'm not sure it is
It's not me
All right, okay, really?
Well, he's that
He gave you help that was a bonus. Oh
Thank you. He died. I mean he died
Well, what a blessing that would take some way out that
I think there's still one more imposter among us among us, no, but you couldn't be right.
We're doing a bit that's what we left. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, one more venture that bad guy better step up and try killing
He's about to lose
Wait, hold on who's the bad guy
You bad guy, are you the bad guy? Are you the bad guy?
Who's the bad guy?
We must have a time to promise that we must let it pass up to the bad guy.
Whoa!
Are you the bad guy?
I got one aggressive man here, I'll be honest.
Wait, oh wait, guys, guys, honestly, can I pick something real quick?
The nut.
He's been awfully quiet this game, awfully quiet.
He's been hoping for the win.
I'm doing the best.
Oh, hold on.
You put that gun down.
You put that gun down.
What kind of empathy is this?
Smells so fishy.
Wait, guys, how many other?
I'll wait.
There's six of us.
I'm not giving you still my day.
Wait, guys, there's 100% one more person.
There's one.
Wait, you can even have a shotgun.
There you go.
A shotgun for you guys.
Wait, he always gives us guys what he's been offering.
What's that?
What's that?
That's got to be D.
What?
Yeah.
What's next, man?
I think it's getting I need to give it to
We can't find the single-band filter.
We can't find the single-band filter.
What do you mean?
I was literally with beta-fixing the gun.
There's no time.
Oh.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Wooohooo!
I think it's either like behind that locked room?
I don't know where it is.
There's another plate.
Is there anyone out of key?
No, you need a key card and it opens up.
But I could look through the glass. I didn't see one.
I got to look everywhere for this one.
Hey, you're about to win!
Hey, go!
Help me, Lodge! Help me, Lodge, boys! We Lodge! We Lodge!
I knew it! I knew it was this lady and...
And God died!
Fuck you, baby! Fuck you!
Fuck you, died!
God damn!
Damn, what a birdie!
We had like three minutes.
Did you hide the filter?
Hell yeah, I did.
I did it!
I'm still.
I'm still.
GG's.
GG's, boy. GG's.
Oh, GG's.
Are we doing GG's? Do we do it one more?
One more.
One more?
One more.
One more?
One more for Dolly Parton.
One more for Dolly Parton!
Yeah, get that for Dolly.
That's right.
Oh, darn it.
Darn it.
Guys, I just want to make it very clear that I am not the ambassador, okay?
So don't look at me.
It's Fetus 100% it's Fetus.
It's Fetus 1000%
It's feels what thousand percent exactly what I would have said if somebody said what I said in the middle at the beginning
It's fused 100 it's fused 1,000 percent. I've never been more certain of anything my time
It is fused 1 million percent
Phoenix is the imposter hundred percent
Fusus imposter fusus imposter
I might be me even know if you meet you other than boss on the imposter
yes I got you right I want you I got you right I want you I got you right
to a pen that takes 10-hits to kill someone.
What the hell?
That's a 10-hit weapon.
What the hell?
Hold on.
Shinji was pretty cool with me doing that.
A little too cool with me doing that.
What are you doing with that?
Uh, just going to revive him.
Going to revive him.
Yeah, I'm going to revive him.
Welcome back!
Thank you!
I won't let you back by, sir.
Mr. Fetus, can I speak to you for just a moment?
Absolutely.
What do you got? What do you got?
We're going somewhere nice and secluded for this talk, aren't we?
Yes, yes, what do you do some what do you get so when I fucking fart the wrong octave
Jinji's on my case. She said she's a clever one. I kill you right in front of her if she doesn't really can
How would she be so certain who the bad guy is?
Okay, what you're saying?
So I'm saying I see what you're saying. All right. I see here we go
So what we do is we lure her into us.
So that's when I was like, you know, I was out there petting the dogs and we get to lure
her into a fellsense security and then we just got a zapper.
Yeah, zapper.
Yeah, zapper.
Yeah, that's true.
You know what?
Actually, I just realized, I have an idea.
She's been carrying around boxes.
I was going to ask her what boxes she's put in.
That's your point.
What box I would like you to take me I would like to take all of us to a box
You put it in the wall right now without any
Okay
Let me play my games
Listen, I... Listen, hold on, listen. You guys are Al-Qaeda? I'm Al-Qaeda. Al-Qaeda brothers.
Okay, shit.
They got us in guns! They got us in guns!
Peanut!
Oh my god, dude.
Peanut got all of us in guns!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, well, Judy, when you showed me the box, I was certain you weren't the ambassador.
Oh, no, actually it wasn't you. It was Venus!
That Venus guy's killed!
Yes, do him that song!
Venus guy's killed!
I didn't do anything!
Did you?
Did you try to kill me and then you ended up killing yourself?
Yes, it was a better impossible than vibonite.
They can't have two of them both.
He's got people.
Uh, well, there was another guy that died.
Maybe we do one more for him.
One more for him, one more for him.
the queen
this went for the queen
this went for the queen
this went for the queen
Tim Curry?
is that Tim Curry's brother?
who's Tim Curry guys?
it's the guy who played it
yeah
ohhhh
Oh
What is this?
You could on 89
Hate that I don't care I would not love do that what you start to say
English!
But you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, happy birthday!
Happy birthday, can be loved with kids, can live with a magical activity.
Down, down, down, down, down, down.
Now go right.
Right, right.
Now a little bit left.
A little bit left.
A little bit left.
Up.
Up
Up way up way up way up way up way up way up
Does not blame us are you left your left left left at a ride
I
Right right stop, okay, we go back to where you were down
Down a little bit more
Oh
I get the shrimp.
The shrimp?
Wait.
Insert fish.
Oh, yeah, I don't want to get the shrimp. I don't want to get the shrimp.
It's right here. Yeah, press the button.
Wait, no, it's wait. It's the wrong fish.
There is no shrimp.
That's why I'm saying the shrimp.
How do we get the shrimp?
Easy, easy.
That is a good question.
Does anyone know how to get the shrimp?
Oh
We should shrimp
It just says insert fish
Oh, well, maybe we can't do that one
This isn't a shrimp, this is Larry
Oh, there we go.
How do I know?
How do you know?
I'm coming on you.
I'm coming on you.
I'm trying to kill me.
No, no, no.
Oh, my God.
I'm trying to clean my computer.
Okay guys, I think the real guy was gimmick I think we're fine. I think we're safe
Okay, all right, you want to hand that knife right now, young man?
Easy, easy.
You want to hand that knife right now, young man?
Hey!
Do that knife.
Whoa, look at that!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't point that at me.
He didn't shot me.
You see that?
That's what we do here.
Hey, I think we do...
Do you see?
Uh...
What the hell?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, you're about me twice. No, that never happened. Oh
He's making some up
We're weird. We need to do something in the peace you see. Oh, we don't make the pizza. We don't make the pizza
We gotta do we got wait we need
G3M
G3M
The job of that guy easy bees back to the bed suspicions
Oh, we got that chord D3M is the is the mushrooms we have a glass thing
But you buddy a mushroom mushroom, they're not those ones. He's the one over here
Oh
Yeah
What's your plumb cat? What's that?
Is that your butt hole?
I wonder if he has the bungalows or a nice plumb cat.
What's your plumb cat? That's right.
You're going the wrong way.
What's your plumb cat? What's your plumb cat?
What's your plumb cat?
What's your plumb cat? What's your plumb cat?
All right. What's your plumb cat?
Which one is witcher? You guys have to tell me.
Yeah, I give it to me.
Okay. How do I do this to the plumb cat?
Press Q. There we go.
I only put it right here.
I'm gonna go clean this mouse. What's the last one really?
Wait, ummm. I'm gonna see which one you can clean.
I think we do. This what, wait. Oh wait, I'm an idiot. Oh crap.
I screwed it up.
Okay, we still got time. Oh, this doesn't go anywhere. It doesn't go anywhere
Is that why he's his YAG
We were you why rise
You have the right you have the right so you put it right there
I mean
We first we go like that and then we go and we put the ship over yard there
With the strip up there right here
That's a strip I know where it looks like
And then we put this one right here
Yeah, yeah, go get me what we more that much and you more much to me that much
We're doing pretty good you have a clean jar
Are you guys get that I'm gonna get the rest of the pizza guy
White rice
Hi rise
Yeah, I eat we are you a jar?
You got the time and you have a jar you jar
My rise
We're doing it! We're doing it! We're doing it!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Oh, what the hell?
BAM!
Alright!
Well, yeah, too easy, too easy.
I'm stuck on my playwright for you guys.
Oh, seriously?
That paddle's not a one-tapper.
It ruined my whole plan.
Oh, I thought that was a one-tapper.
You can hold that right click and it tells you what it does.
You look so guilty, bro.
Yeah, you look very guilty.
You look very guilty.
I admire your silly story for a second.
I know.
I'm usually a good liar, but I was so thrown off by the fact that she didn't get one tap.
I wasn't in the right headspace.
I'm just kidding.
You're kidding me off.
I was like, what?
I hope land is forwarded.
I got a headache.
I'm going to head on off, boys, okay?
Good play today.
Good play, Jack.
GGs, boys.
GGs.
All right, get up
Get up
Get up
Get up
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, wait, hold on. My mic and game is on. Oh, so sorry guys. Okay. Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, God, Jesus, headache, I just came over me, came over me.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I came over me, washed over me.
Oh, I look like a summer breeze.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
All right, boys, tomorrow we got a couple of nonsmiths before we go.
Couple of nonsmiths before we go.
I'm not harder for me.
Oh!
Oh, come on now, we're doing,
I don't remember.
What I forgot we're doing tomorrow, but the weekend,
we're, I think we're doing the Tarkov Tournament,
boys, the Tarkov Tournament with Mr. Hunch.
Actually, let me see if he texted anything.
I don't think he did.
We'll leave you check.
As soon as you submit the form, you should be fine.
Okay, I knew we had to submit that form.
Okay, we're doing the Tarkov Tournament.
It's that really fun one that we did last time.
Not the last one with the 2v2,
but the one before that, remember?
It's the Hunger Games.
Everybody starts off, they got nothing.
They gotta run around and get stuff.
Remember that?
That was actually my favorite Tarkov Tournament ever.
That was fire.
That was fire.
We're doing that again on the weekend.
Scouts are not changing.
Oh yeah.
Wait, let me take the final vote on that.
Let me take the final vote
now that I've told you guys.
Final vote was, okay, pretty overwhelmingly.
Okay guys, we might not to be confirmed,
not to be confirmed,
but we might be changing the stream start time
to five PMCT instead of seven PMCT,
as well as ending time going to midnight
instead of two AMCT.
Maybe it's not confirmed,
but I put a vote to discord,
and it was pretty overwhelmingly the movie starting
and ending times of two hours earlier.
No, no, no, they are wrong, bad idea, so such.
Whatever, whatever, lame, no, no, no, no,
night shift needs you, no, lame, no, no, no, no,
No, no, don't do that.
No, no, heck no, so bad.
Stop, no, don't do that.
No, fake news, good call.
Brilliant shit as ass poop.
Love you, I don't care, yes please.
So handsome, I like whatever, fuck no.
Play war dogs, titties, yes please.
Hell no, you're a cashew, split schedule.
Both works, please no, please no.
Oh wait, hold on, I think Twitch just glitched
because now all the chats are not coming through.
Oh, never mind, okay, well they all just
screwed the past day at a million miles per hour.
We'll see, we won't see, we won't see,
we'll figure it out, boys, but I am off.
I have a eugenic and I'm gonna go eat a burger.
Good night, everybody.
Holy shit.
Okay, yeah guys, I'm not gonna be able to do much yelling here.
I'm gonna have to just go ahead and go ahead and do this.
Oh, I'm not gonna be able to do a big extravagant
goodnight voice.
I can tell that whenever I raise my voice,
it is there's demons, there's demons,
there are demons pissing in my mind.
There are demons pissing in my mind.
They're taking out the demon wieners
and they are pissing, they are pissing brain tumor.
Hopefully, hopefully.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good night.
Good night everybody, good night now gang.
Have a good night boys, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, good night.
Good night everybody, good night now gang.
Have a good night now, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good one.
Good night now everybody, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good one.
Good night everybody, good night now gang.
Have a good rest up, rest easy.
Good night, good night.
Good night everybody have a good night down good night down game. Good night everybody
Run stop runs easy now. Good night game. Have a good night, everybody
Good night
Good night everybody good night now games
Good night
Goodnight everybody! Bedbugs, I won't be able to warn you about the bedbugs tonight, my head is on fire!
Alright, goodnight gang! Goodnight, goodnight! I'll see you gay tomorrow!
God, I didn't think I'd say no clothes, but don't retire, Ria!
This ring's broken, now!