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LEBRON OF THE BUNGUS | Gimmick X Hutch | EFT x Hunger Games Tournament Tomorrow | GTA NEWS | #BUNGULATE
08-28-2026 · 8h 11m
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Oh, yeah, what a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
What a beautiful day.
Not a cloud in the sky, gentlemen.
And yes, yes, I saw a couple of your comment boys.
I was singing that entire song behind the starting student screen, sipping on a little
bit of silly.
It was a great time.
Of course, of course though, like, not every word of course, I mean, I mean, when the,
when the, I mean, when a word came up, they are, they're like, you know, when the N word
came up or whatever, I would just, I would sit here in silence.
I would do a moment of silence.
Of course, you know, you guys know what it is, guys.
You guys know what it is, guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, you guys know what it is, guys.
Of course, of course.
Good man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Of course. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. I saw you know that I don't even know that word isn't that time guys
GT six you go yeah, oh you buy guys guys just really quickly
Before we begin before we begin I was sent a series of clips. It looks like
Like 11 clips from GTA 6 themselves.
They sent it to my agency and they sent it to me.
Now I don't know if this is the same clips that everybody's seen.
I don't know if this is clips that other streamers got sent.
I don't know if the majority of them are the same and there's like one or two that are
different.
I don't really know.
But I haven't watched them except for the first one.
We're going to watch them all together and see what's going on and see what's cracking
like.
Anything about this evening literally anything if you guys have been following coach Lee, and you're probably not gonna get too many surprises
I've only watched the first one again. Just to make sure I
Clicked on it just to make sure it wasn't like old grandma porn because I'm but this is something I never do
I never click on a video pulled up on stream without first reviewing it just in case it's grandma porn like if they straight up
Shit me grandma porn. I'm about to play it with no checks and balances whatsoever
They could straight up take this whole operation down right now if they wanted to I'm
I'm putting faith that GTA 6 did not send me grandma porn. I'm I'm taking a leap of faith here
I'm taking a leap of faith here. Um, also, also, I've been seeing a bunch of other streamers
Get clipped for watching because I think everybody maybe like it has been watching gd6 stuff
So I already know I'm gonna get clipped. So I'm gonna throw in some Easter eggs
I'm gonna throw in some Easter eggs while I'm well, you know
just for the people that are on social media while they're watching and stuff.
Just, you know what I'm talking about.
Alright, okay, here we go. Alright, here we go.
Alright.
Okay. Oh, wait, this is the first one. This is the one I've seen.
This is the one. I think these clips, like, from random gameplay.
I don't think there's anything like cinematic, at least just random gameplay clips.
Let's take a little peep. Let's take a little peep.
Straight up.
That is loud.
That is a loud, that's a certified loud situation.
That is a certified loud situation.
Dangerous no, I've already watched this one. I've already watched this one. I know this isn't grandma point. I know this isn't grandma point
Here we go straight up first on the right. Yeah
What's on sound you boys
Oh my god
Ladies I love getting paid by companies to say good things about video games, but completely unrelated to this
Completely unrelated to this of course completely unrelated completely unrelated of course completely unrelated completely unrelated to this
Let's see a little little look at me
These are an iPhone format and they take this on an iPhone. I should these not be in
Why is an iPhone format?
Uh, uh, watch Netflix?
Wait, wait, then what are these clips they sent me?
Go to Netflix?
Wait, are these clips just from the fucking Netflix
thing they did?
They're the simi clips of the Netflix video?
No, there's no way.
Hold on, maybe a couple of them are from the Netflix thing.
Maybe just a couple.
Let's, hold on, let's look at a couple more clips
and see if we have one not from the Netflix thing.
Okay, hold on now, hold on now.
Hold on, okay, hold on, let me click the next one,
let me click the next one.
You got a lot of focus, run it up!
Okay, all right, well, fantastic.
Let me see here, hold on.
Your wound's up a little tight, what's up?
Nothing.
There we go, okay.
Still might be in one.
We're not that late.
Always doing us a favor, you know?
You need this info.
Is this from Netflix as well?
You know, listen, do fuck it.
Oh, for fuck's sake, oh, for fuck's sake, kill me now.
Just do it, just kill me.
Alright, where's the Netflix thing?
Alright, where is it?
Where's the Netflix thing?
Where's the Netflix thing?
Why would they send me fucking iPhone clips
of the Netflix bag?
Are you sure all these are from Netflix?
Okay, hold on.
Let me click on the very last one.
Surely the last one is not from Netflix.
Surely the last one is not from Netflix.
Surely, surely, surely, surely,
the last one is not from Netflix.
Let's take a look here.
Okay, alright, you win, you win, I got no motion, you win, I got no motion, you win,
you know what guys, you know what, they didn't even send me this, they didn't even send me
this, I went to Netflix and I cropped it out to make it look like, make it look like I had
motion. I lied to you. They didn't even send me his clips. I went to Netflix,
clipped it, cut it to iPhone version, and then lied to you and said they
sent it to me just to pretend I had motion. That's what's going on right
here. That's actually what's going on right here. Guys, okay, where is the real
video? Where's the real video ends? Probably to your dogs. No, I just can't
know. These guys, they sent me clips. They sent me clips, I swear. I don't know
why they sent me clips, but they sent me clips. They sent me clips. Wait, hold on.
Wait, where's, we actually have to do Netflix? Is there any way for me not to
Logging to Netflix please tell me there's a different way to do it other than Netflix
Hideouts hideouts hideouts. Can you join up?
Is I don't know my Netflix usually in password
Can you join up and go to Netflix and say your stream and then wait is this illegal?
Is this illegal for me to do? I'm like nine I'm certain this is fucking illegal
It's on YouTube. Oh wait. Oh, yeah. I'm not wait. What's it called YouTube?
I know that's where YouTube is. I know that I know that's where you to miss. What's it gone? What's it gone?
Do we know what's it gone?
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GTA 6 I'm gonna have a gta 6. I'm sure it's the first one
30 minutes of gta 6 gameplay Netflix extended reveal. Okay, that that seems that seems correct
And she's like guys and welcome
Hey, this is just some other guy watching
Oh my god, oh my great googly moogly wait hold on
look it's just so how else am I gonna remember what happened
just use granola look it's just a guy up there it's a guy up there and he's
and he's just what will hold on the license for that edge wait hold on guys
wait hodge was hodge
okay all right here we go now this is a newscaster I can trust this is a news
caster that I can trust here we go here we go okay but you have it up right now
You have
You can watch an episode I don't know my Netflix thing
Hi, that's we had us you at we hide out so long
Hi, I'm hi guys join the streamer waiting room with your Netflix account joint
Join the streamer waiting room. Just watch touch. I see my wife
All right, that's the block right here. I'm watching with hodge. Fuck all you guys. I'm watching the hodge
Yo, what the fuck, yo, what's up, y'all trying to smoke?
No.
Yo, no boobies.
Wait, this is terrible quality.
No hotch, ew, of course he's eating, this is just a fucking, this is a mess.
You know what guys, you know what, I'm cancelling you K6, I'm cancelling it, I'm cancelling it,
we're not even gonna play it, I'm cancelling it, I'm cancelling it.
Highlights, where are you?
Get in here with your stupid Netflix, get in here.
Highlights, you join up right now, young man, right now.
On my way, okay, highlights,
wait, what do you mean you're on your way?
It's a, we're not going to official locations,
just click on the button.
It's only at 30 FPS, and this looks like it's at 1080p.
So we're probably gonna have to get that,
I'm guessing Netflix vs. 1440p.
Mmm, I'm logging into the Netflix on this PC.
Oh, take your time, boss.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Hey, take your time.
Take your time.
Um, mmm, mmm, don't want to be, don't want people to see Login.
Oh yeah, no, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to be saved.
You want to be saved, of course.
Mmm, don't worry, see what I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got a hideout to the
case.
Don't you worry, boss.
Don't you worry, boss.
Mmm, it's very mad.
What do you mean it's very mad?
We talk about GTA 6 in general or the video?
Just play it, holy shit.
Nah, I don't think so.
I think I'm going to sit here and ponder play again.
Should I play it?
I'm going to sit here and ponder play again, actually.
I'm going to sit here and ponder play.
Yo, let's ponder. Let's ponder play again.
by the way I'm gonna tell my guys to not accept anything from GTA 6 anymore actually what
the fuck is wrong with them fuck those guys for sending me iPhone clip versions of what's
already out ridiculous ridiculous play the hutch video no hutches and 1080p what we
Guys the biggest thing about this is the quality you don't be able to see any of the quality
That's like half the that's like half the reason we're watching this
Why your lips purple today your dad's got a yeast infection in his butthole
Who gives a fuck about quality me I just said I just shut it
Hello. Oh, yeah, I'll tell you do it. Hi. How are you?
pretty good
Just sit here get lied to I'm getting lied to I'm getting a rise. I am a victim I
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Miss. I don't you know what I might even fuck you
Really that sound that sounds delicious that sounds delicious
No, we pull you up right here. Yes, you've got the net please. We can you stream in in 1440p in the discord?
It should automatically be doing that.
Let me make sure.
It's on 1440p 60fps already.
Wait, play it real quick.
I want to see how good it looks.
Do a thing.
Nooo!
Crack it!
Alright, that's the block right there.
The whole screen is black and blue.
Oh, I wonder if Netflix blocks it from being streamed.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Am I in my screen?
Am I in my screen?
Glad to do it.
I'm going to be doing it.
I'm saying, I wonder if Netflix blocks it entirely
from being streamed on Discord.
Is that a thing?
Yeah.
Um, wait, what if you just stream your screen
instead of the app?
All right.
Yeah.
It's black for me though, it's still black.
Maybe end the stream or restart it?
Okay, yeah, take it down, take it down.
I mean we're to turn off hardware acceleration, I'm really sure what that would do, but I
don't know what hardware acceleration I do.
I mean you can try it, you can.
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I saw her down at the parking lot.
I said, where you going?
I said you see if we'll pick up or drop off.
Pick up.
Straight up. First door on the right.
Yep.
This is the clip from the iPhone they sent me.
What the fuck is this?
They genuinely just sent me clips of this movie.
Yo, how you go town right there?
Like, like, air can't really, like, stop.
This is gotta be a door, right?
Looks like it.
Oh, this guy's playing on PlayStation, he's a bitch.
Hmm. Hmm.
What you want?
Raven Room. No, never heard of.
Yo, we're here to pick up.
Well, I'm turning it up every time I look to the left. I see how you just turn it up
I'm gonna turn it up. I'm gonna turn it up. I see how you just turn it up. I'm turning it up
It's gotta be something like from this in the street settings
We just need to correct man
No
We could go back empty-handed
When my partner's off the grid right now, you feel me?
Until I figure out what the fuck he am with the fuck going on!
We know him and Ray.
So who knows all this, Ray?
He ain't fucking knows.
He's the only one worried about himself.
Yo, phone.
Let me tell y'all something.
At this point, I really don't give a fuck.
Alright, crack that shit off.
Get me over here.
Yo, Ray. It's him.
For Nesta, I don't speak for him.
Hey, Mom!
Yo, Nesta!
Hey, Mom, hey, Mom!
What the fuck you like?
Oh, hey, man, man, Mano!
We got a situation happening.
My friends on the fast force are on their way.
They said they're paying you a visit, so...
Just let them pay you whatever they want, okay?
Hey, man, the fuck you talking about?
You know I got a nigga outside your mom's house, right?
Hey, Mom, listen, they're very close.
They'll sneak out at home.
You gotta answer the commentary I'm making soon.
What the fuck is that?
Hey.
There's a property-breaking cop in there!
Get this one out of here!
Get this one out of here!
Shit! Oh, wait, this way!
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh, he's been there for you.
This way, okay?
Please! Don't fucking move!
It is what it is, my friend.
Oh, shit.
They just shake people!
Nobody even move!
Woooo!
Ha ha ha!
Come on, you can find a way out.
Got Boobies Bricks.
F**K Boobies! We gotta get out of this!
Boobies Bricks?
Boobies Bricks! Boobies Bricks!
Oh. Oh, he was reaching!
Oh, he was reaching!
I didn't see that.
Oh my god!
God, I'm just a star theory!
Oh my goodness.
both these characters? I thought you were the first to play as that lady.
What are you playing right now?
This is you playing right now?
What the fuck is going on here?
Fuck, I'm scared of you.
Can't you fucking handle a bunch of screen questions?
I won't say even though this is garbage quality because of this point.
Okay, there's I- okay, see? There's some type of police corruption because
THAT GUY WASN'T REACHING! I SAW!
What the hell is that?
What's the negatation for you guys?
What the hell is going on around here?
I think I'm more constant if we go out safe.
Yeah, get in your way!
Thanks man.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck y'all doing in here?
You wanna hear all that outside? Just hold on a minute.
Who knows? Is that motherfuckers running up in my house?
You are not allowed to just come and eat.
Fucking killer!
I'm trying to find something for something else.
And that's my fault.
Oh!
Oh, where you going?
Oh, not grandma, you'll kill grandma, kill grandma!
You're zapping too much!
I
Know we're watching in 360p the garbage audio, but let me take some I can visualize the game
Wait, hold on. Can you pause for me? I don't you know what you're gonna wear yet?
I want to see if they're lying about the audio
It's are you fucking kidding? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you serious?
Hold on. I gotta double check. I got a double check here. I got a double check
Hold on. Give me one. Give me one second here. Give me one second here. Hold on
Oh
Are you
Are you so dead serious are you so dead serious?
That's what you're bitchin about most pampered pussyfoot and holy crap. Are you serious?
Are you fucking soon to these guys these guys are bad audio bad audio
What it sounds fucking normal it's
This is an I max theater. I'm watching this on a discord stream of a Netflix stream of high-dow
Just be doing this apex job right now
Did my job
Well, then why are you gonna keep me here? I can barely hear you did your mic is like crazy bad
Give it to you that would have worked if that's what we were talking about
Okay, well, I started back up started back up. I had we're watching the GTA 6. Okay, I'm gonna boot up in a few sounds good
Okay
Which do you think?
Sequence sequence, okay the other one
You know what you're wearing right now looks pretty good, so I'm gonna head out. I don't want to be late
Yeah, all right. Just give me a few seconds.
You're not going to tell this game to be a banger.
I'm going to tell this game to be a banger. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Look how deep down that place is.
It's like you're in real life.
I'm gay.
Does life feel hopeless?
Are you constantly searching for a way out?
Luckily for you, those things are over. Thanks to AXE to Pan.
Ah, the great outdoors. Nature's playground. A carnival of infinite possibilities.
Overflowing with creatures great and small. Magnificent and proud.
Hungry?
Not anymore.
Mouth water and meat for the open range.
Topped off with our world famous gloves.
Ready.
Damn, worth the wait.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Here we go.
I still don't understand.
I thought we were supposed to be playing as that late.
What's going on hideout
Okay, I get it. Okay
I wish I could watch this in full 1440 people right now. This looks like garbage, but if you look closely it looks like
You can kind of tell what it's supposed to look like
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It's getting harder to hold on I said well shit
Robin gas stations
What are we doing with a gas station like a hundred thirty dollars? Yeah
You gotta know my subscription money
That's what I need
Nice to meet you. Here's your car. Where's our payment? Please let us know about any further criminal opportunities
It's either yep
You miss me look at the details you got a Texas guy. You see that fuck that guy. We know it's not a car
Oh my goodness, dude. Let me tell you the only thing better than this game is my ability to talk about games
I'm sorry that it paid me to talk about the fun. Maybe you could get that's completely unrelated to this. I'm just mentioning
Jason, you see, uh, yeah, we got to go go. Yeah, go like right fucking now
That's what I should do
Is that our third guy we playing somebody hold these fuckers off
Got you that the third guy
You take this no
I'm gonna punch through this pretty quick.
Ready, I shot him from up to the top.
Look at the physics of the car.
Look at that. Look at the physics of the car getting shot in the wheel.
You see that?
There's only two guys you play. There's only two.
Only two.
I'm gonna trap him here a little.
No, no, no. This is good.
He's coming through.
That's it. Good. I want to just chill here for a minute.
Fucking shit, show me. You want me to take the wheel?
What? No. Look, you think everything always goes as planned, huh?
No, ma'am, no. There will always be some kind of bullshit.
A professional adapts. Are you a professional, Lucille?
You see that, huh?
Of course.
Good.
I need a profession.
Are we sure that's not the third guy?
Are we sure it's going to be guys?
Does that seem like it could be the third guy?
Let's go.
So why are those two dudes by themselves in the back seat
when there's no one in the past?
Are they secretly lovers?
Is that?
Oh my god, I might have just cracked this cage wide open.
Oh my god.
New G.G. and Lee those guys are lovers. Oh my god
That's a perfectly nice car. You can just give the car max or something.
Okay, a little wasteful. I don't really like that that much.
Okay, the game just went from a 10 out of 10 to 9 out of 10.
That could have been, that could have been, that was a perfectly fine car.
That was a perfectly fine car.
Come on.
We passed the test.
The lighting is so good.
Yeah, I'm watching at 360p, but the lighting is so really good.
This could be the start of something good.
Keep your phones on.
No evidence being in evidence dumb, Dom.
Evidence of what?
And someone's been in a car before
Just a car
I smell a new peanut skin right here actually a new peanuts game. Where yeah sweatshirt that says baddie on the front of it
Oh wait like especially this is peanut on it
No, it says baddie
Yeah, what about it? Oh? Oh? Oh for me? Oh?
Okay, we can boys in the lab and get cooking okay
This is that on that AI video that was the point where the AI video that I saw on Twitter where LeBron comes out and kisses you
I'm a little disappointed to see that large in fact AI that wasn't in the actual video.
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In soil, but we all make this together as a family
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh!
Dies everywhere!
Hey hey hey!
Give me the phone!
I'm not stupid.
Like a heist. How's it going down there?
Who the fuck is this?
We'll talk more later, okay?
What the fuck?
There's no problem.
Shit, shit, shit!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Holy fuck!
Woo!
Woo!
That bomb! In the elevator or whatever.
Oh, well, okay. Well, that's okay. Well, that's a guy that's a guy
Dude look at the way that hair flowed you see that you see that you see that
You crazy
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She's dead
It's nice going it. It was a sort of time when I feel like we shared a personal connection to your glory days
Um, you know, the salad gears, you know?
Nothing is gonna beat who you are now.
You can't see all the fucked up shit that's looming on my horizons.
And then tired.
Enjoy this, dude.
The lighting in this game is insane.
Lighting in this game is crazy.
And then tired.
Another baker, son.
Ha, son, another baker.
Trust me.
You wanna die?
You long, long time.
Oh
Are you are you play this on PlayStation or Xbox?
I'm gonna play on PlayStation. I have
Like 24 FPS on PlayStation. Wait, which one would we would drink entire FPS places in Xbox?
It's gonna be 10 frames per second
You did you see some of that miss you give it you see that yeah, yeah, yeah
I saw it earlier today, and I was watching as well. Well, you guys were listen before I say this
I mean giving I think you both and I you and I could agree that it's fantastic when we were paid to say really good things about video games
But that's completely unrelated to what I'm about to say. Oh my god
I mean that could be the case but also could not be the case as well
But I'm gonna go but then but again, it's completely unrelated but that game's gonna be a bang it that game is gonna be a
What it's impressive that that was captured on base ps5 and not a ps5 pro well
I'll capture on ps5. Well, hold on. Well, hold on now. I mean
Did explicitly state that it was not a ps5 pro it did right here
Yeah, it's captured on ps5. They didn't explicitly state that it wasn't a ps5 pro
They didn't explicitly say ps5 not ps5 pro. They said ps5
But it was a question. He's outlets saying it was a base ps5. Maybe maybe they're wrong
Well, no, I mean that's true then they then then then they're probably right. I'm just saying in this video. They didn't
Yes, they did you idiot?
No, they didn't right here.
If they did somewhere else, that's something different.
But what I was saying is they didn't explicitly say it
right here, which is actually accurate.
PS5, that could still be a PS5, bro,
because it's still a PS5.
Well, I'm getting word that we're stupid
because we didn't see that a random website
at a random day that we haven't seen yet
and said it was in fact a base PS5.
Well, that's it, Mr. Give a good idea.
We are stupid.
You're stupid.
but to be extra fair, we've just closed that. We just closed that. That's right. You know
what you're here for. Okay. You don't, you know why you're here. You know what's going on here.
Don't act like you surprised. Netflix on stream now. First guy pick out a show. That's right.
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I mean, the graphic, I mean, it's like a half life,
two level leap in graphics. It all looks amazing. The single player game is going to be a,
it's probably going to be a work of art. It's going to win every award in the world.
But to be honest, I'm waiting on the multiplayer, and I just heard multiplayer is not even coming out till next year.
Yeah, well, they do that with every GTN pre-share.
I think GTN is fine.
I don't know. It's been so long since there's been that.
Yeah, that's true. I think GTN is fine. I spent the only one with multiplayer.
Did you play 4-H multiplayer? I don't know. Did you play 4-H?
Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah.
I did.
GTN 5 was two weeks.
As I've heard rumors, I've heard it's one year, two PC, and then when PC drops, it's when multiplayer drops at the time.
Oh, it's not even coming out on PC this year. No
What do we do
Well, just be watching fucking
AI generated. Oh cool. This looks like a great game that I'm not gonna be able to play
Well, no, well, I'm gonna be playing on Xbox today comes out or PlayStation or whatever
Now listen as a consumer fuck these guys for not releasing PC name logs. You already know they can you already know they can
Absolutely as as as rock stars of business. It's honestly probably a smart body move. I mean
I'm gonna be buying it twice one time. That's what I
Was everyone's gonna buy it
Five on on xbox and then I remember re buying it on pc and feeling like I got scammed. Yeah, and you're about to get scammed
I remember that now.
You're about to get scammed again, G.
So, and you know what?
I already know I'm gonna get scammed,
but I'm gonna let it happen.
I'm gonna let it happen.
I was like, I ain't gonna get scammed this time.
I ain't buying it until it comes out on PC.
I ain't doing it.
I ain't doing it.
You would have to be stupid
to not play this day and day one.
Are you an idiot?
Dude, I don't play a lot of single-player games.
I mean, this is the biggest game of the decade.
the biggest game of the decade.
These are the biggest game ever.
Besides maybe-
Hey, you're not gonna play it day one?
I say that, I'll probably buckle.
Yeah, I know, yeah, I know.
You don't want to, you don't want to stay with you.
I'm gonna stay with you.
I'm gonna stay with you.
Right now I have no plans to play it day one.
I'm gonna stay with you, I'm gonna stay with you.
I'm not buying it.
But when the time comes, I will buckle
and change my mind.
I'm with you, give it.
You're gonna see one clip and so I'm gonna
screw up and go, yep, I'm done.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all we need that's all we need listen as long as we get to the strip club
That's all we need to get to that's all we need
Okay, listen I've seen Ubisoft do this a thousand times and I know rock stars got a better reputation than Ubisoft
But I won't believe that these are the graphics until I see it even if it was captured on a ps5 dude
I won't believe it until I see it on my own goddamn system because that this is the graphics are so
much better than anything I've ever seen.
I'll believe it when I fucking see it.
Yeah, that's true. That's true. They are quite amazing.
They're almost too good. It's suspiciously good.
It's suspicious.
I would... It is a bit suspiciously good. That's true.
But, I mean, honestly, if there was one game to have it, it would be this game.
I mean, I agree. I agree.
So I don't that rockstar doesn't really do that, but I
You know also, I don't know how true this is but I saw a new source report this that there will be uncensored
Sexual things and bodily fluids in the game. That's what they report. I'm like
Well technically bloods a bodily fluid. I technically bought the body
He meant sexually bodily fluids sexual fluids. There's no natural fluids in this
What would what would what's a sexual fluid?
Honestly, that's a like I don't care about like you'd immersion or not. That's a horrible decision
That we're not gonna be able to nobody's gonna be able to scream that somebody
Obviously gonna have a button that says don't show this part like it rush we can place some of the penis
That's true. That's true. Don't zoom into the penis. Don't do it. Don't zoom into the penis
I'm going to make it so that it's blurred for the stream, but I get to see everything.
I'm going to be over here going, oh yeah, you guys, you're the blurred image.
You're going to have two different monitors, one with the fully uncensored.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, what with the fully uncensored?
That's right.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
There's a streamer mode.
Yeah, I assume there's a streamer mode.
All right.
Well, all right, let's hop on in.
It's time to play the game
What are we playing Tarkov? Yeah, we're playing Tarkov. Yeah
That was always supposed to take five minutes and it took 55 minutes
You know that time I don't stend it it was it was it was an experience
It was an experience was the experience
Hot should be arriving here in a few minutes. I don't thank you for helping us out with the video my wife
You guys have a good rest your evening. They love to talk. Oh, thank God. See you guys. I'll see you guys soon
I guess is the apex guy, right? Yeah, hi. That's just the the lead security guy for apex. Yes
Apex the last great
You know, I'm talking to you instead whatever I have a prominent in apex
You reach up you shake your fish you say hi
Because he's he's the problem. He's he's in fault
Because we take it. I don't know if I'm totally before gimmick
But hi dogs gets the most hate out of it. I've seen streamers get a hit. Yes, you see neon
I just saw a bunch of guys yelling him in the chat. You see mr. Beeskin. Hey, you see, you know everybody
Hey, hi dogs gets I mean real hate like real
Now obviously not the quantity because mr. Bees is gonna get more hate
But the the level of hate against is crazy. You know, he has a hit out on him in Russia
I'm unsure. Yes, because he takes down these cheater companies
So he probably loses people a significant amount of money over the log right. Oh, yeah
Yeah.
Oh, he can't help me.
What a great day.
Thank you for watching tonight.
Okay.
Okay.
Whoa.
Jesus.
What a way to say hello.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Those comments.
Hello, sir.
How's everyone feeling?
Oh, fantastic.
We just watched the GTA 6 trailer in stunning 360p quality.
Whole lot of ass.
Whole lot of ass.
Whole lot of ass.
Yes, an incredible amount of ass.
I mean, almost too much ass.
You let me tell you something, by the way,
I was sitting there in almost dead silence
the whole trailer.
And then I go, let's get down to brass tacks.
Where's the strip club?
And what do you know?
The literal second I say that.
The literal nose, not a single man-o-second skip.
The strip club shows up on my screen.
Talk about manifestation.
Talk about manifestation.
Come on.
Lucky you, lucky you, lucky you, lucky you, lucky us.
I'm in a fashion.
Basically, everyone who plays GTA 6
can thank you for the strip club.
Yeah, right, they can.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
You know what?
They're going to have gambling?
Dude, are you kidding me?
Absolutely.
I almost spent 100% of my time at the gambling night.
I
Gambling my dick on
I should you invite me to see it I do not see it
Well, there you go, there's what this is okay, well, okay, I'll get one more until I reach out my whole fucking
I
What I said we start with trial by fire straight into the flame what's a yo I
Are we going to icebreaker
No, no have to that's what I thought you meant no no no no no no no no no no I'm thinking either labs or lab red
Or or as you're a hero
Oh
We still bought the shit out of that first round last night
I'm down for whatever dude, but you know what I'm wealth. I'm young rich and
Full of
Kiss I guess
All kind of full of rich wizard young rich wizard. Yeah, yeah, rich wizard
Okay, let's do okay. How about this this we're gonna do it's what we do
Let's do you know what let's mix it up
zero hero labs
Zero to hero labs she wrote you can go wrong. She wrote the hero labs. Let's make let's make sure I can go wrong
Let's mix it up
I'm sure I can buy labs key cards. I think I could sit at 25. It's 35. I think or 30
Can't buy those can what about let's check on therapist
Oh, here we go. Oh, just need Intel. Okay. Oh, that's my keys
Not a right your BD keys
No
Do I have a labs card? Let me just check I might have okay yet
I have to read dude. Why did they do this level lock on the flea is so stupid
Yeah, I don't have a lab scarred. Okay, so that plan is out plan B the plan B plan B
We go
We we zeroed to we hold on wait. I didn't have a plan B zero to hero
Okay, you're a hero. Just get just get it back around get it back around. Let's do it, baby
Have some of my cards. I was just hoping to thwart this. Oh fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Oh
We get a couple goodies boys go on goodies. We're gonna hear ice maker. Well, I see that's only a zero here
First three guys you know, yeah, that's also just that that's just a synonym for suicide
It's also also if you do manage to kill the first three guys then you're kind of not doing here
I guess you could take out the first crew because the roads don't have helmets do they well the first guys don't have helmets but night comes out he's a little one how much you need
yeah night night night are we bringing anything or yes it's not a rob with with a macro pistol with a couple mags we do 0.5 year old so you put meds put meds in your butt and then bring a
your butt and then bring a macaroon with it one extra mag hello my name is meds
and nice to meet you it's glad I'm glad to finally be playing with you guys
today that's I'm in my ass fantastic I'm on the way I'm on the way
hold on wait oh my god wait wait every stop every stop oh fuck I really miss
something oh we miss something we miss something oh no oh no hot you didn't
I got the PM pistol yet to give.
No, why?
Oh, we missed gimmick's birthday.
Oh, no.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to gimmick.
Happy birthday to you.
I'm not.
And maybe more.
Happy birthday, Gamak.
It's not my birthday, but I appreciate you.
He's just shy, huh?
It's his birthday.
I hope I'm making happy boys.
Hmm.
Oh, baby, and since you watch this, are you going to be playing this as one of your main
games when it comes out yeah are you kidding me
are you guys bringing keys at all?
it comes out Jesse I will be doing
I think he's bringing keys at all
I'm probably gonna do a Marathon
I mean when I literally don't get on stream until the entire game is complete
are you out of your fucking mind?
it's DTA 6
it's DTA 6 are you crazy?
I'm starting stream at the beginning and I'm not
gonna fucking stream until the entire game is done
I'm gonna fucking win
I don't give a fuck
Fuck it, bud!
Just a bunch of hoopla, and then I got expelled.
Please don't!
I realized.
Don't? What do you mean don't?
There are rules.
There are some rules.
Okay, well, sometimes there's no rules.
We can edit in a little bit.
Sometimes there are no rules.
We had, judge.
Judge.
Don't give me, you know, don't give me, back me up yet, back me up yet.
It would be crazy not to do a like a 96 hour stream the day that GTA 6 comes out and beat it all on one stream, right?
Oh, bro. I'm not ending. I'm
Going to the doctor and I'm saying I need yeah six months advanced police. Yeah. I'm yeah
Yeah, I'm I'm sleeping. I'm sleeping here in this chair
Mm-hmm. I see I don't know. I don't really want to sleep on a stream. What if I see something fucking weird in my sleep?
Yeah
I mean, you know I mean, you know time months. I mean that definitely happens
I I mean I that I'm you know that you're talking to wait for sleep. You know they say that you can sleep walk
What if you sleep pull your dick out?
Exactly, exactly. What if I sleep say a slur?
Yep. Oh, yeah, we got we got to figure out something you'd have to not have to sleep
Oh, we just have to like you didn't figure out something
Sleep slurs do happen. Sleep slurs do happen. It's a big pandemic. Now let's ride!
I
Think mr. Jesse be changing my wife and mr. Prop big god, but we're just one good man good
I'm bad
Mr. Nick. Oh my goodness. What good man? Good. Oh, man
What makes a zombie's evil boy? Oh
What the hell have you done anything yet? I'm just hanging around. I'm just hanging around
Oh, yeah, I'll be watching for Scotland consider completing brave hot night and get all that you touch
I'm honest to play
That's what he says
People hold on who's in the Hawaiian suit is it is it's the middle mustache band of the fat one
It was the other middle
Kate first of all the middle mustache. This is a normal thing. All right, you got a little mustache
I got fucking fast. Everybody's got a mustache part in the middle hair doesn't grow there
It's just some people cover it up and I'm and I'm proud of my little mustache part
We're missing a
The guy with the huge middle part as much
Huge is normal
You look beautiful you're beautiful man, but where are you got me you're not me you're ugly behind you guys
You're ugly. You're ugly. You're scared your fans
Yeah, oh
Oh, hey, that was mine!
Oh, sorry, oh, sorry, here you go.
Is this one more? Is this one more?
Shut up!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm dead.
What?
Yeah, I just got, I just got mugged down last night.
Oh, good day, we got through there.
Thank goodness, thank goodness.
Who was that? I was the college one.
Dude, I don't know why I spawned in later than everybody.
You said I have an SQ, so I could blow his legs out.
We could maybe get this guy out.
Oh, good day, we got through there.
I could blow his legs out.
We could maybe get this guy out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see if we can.
Let's see if we can.
I'm going to blow his legs out.
We're going to give it a die.
Did he actually push out or did he still
have the thing over there?
You think, was he next to or was he in the camp?
I couldn't tell.
He got shot from the right, so that
means he was in the smugglers or at least in the field.
If he's in the smugglers, there's not going to be much we can do about it.
I think he was in the field because I heard his shots, which means he
couldn't have been all the way in smugglers.
I was supposed to be careful.
Thought I heard him close.
Could be wrong.
You think I will come looted or something?
No way, no way.
We see me close to her in shots.
Okay.
Stay put.
Stay put.
I try to rush the smuggler's camp all for one, one for all, either we kill him or we
all die.
What do you think?
I'm in.
Let's do it.
I'm doing anal did I'm doing anal did pop in a pk
Right behind you
You know what they say anytime you see someone with a gun you run at them exactly exactly
So that's a matter
Oh, did you take a bus?
That's what I'm thinking.
Wait, where did he go then?
Maybe he went up to resort through admin.
Um, baby.
Baby, hello?
Hello?
Is there anyone here?
Hello?
Hello?
We're the Hobo Booty Bandage.
Hobo booty bandage
I don't know if we're selling booty cookies. Yeah, I bet he went to his office to rock
Yep, it's devious dog. Oh
We'll head up to the adverb is going to take a little people round
Like you do
And we'll blast him in the name of mr. gimmick of mr. gimmick and dolly partner
yeah oh wow oh wow that's some that's some prestigious company yeah yeah
for Jimmy good darling pardon wait don't forget about that guy from home alone
to who died today Tom Hanks Tom I don't know his name
Mmm, Tom Hanks and Tommy Tommy Tom Hanks and Donnie Parton
Tom Curry Tom Curry Tim Curry for Tim Curry and Donnie Parton
We can be something we such you can be anywhere
You could be anywhere
Oh Billy Tim Curry was also often missed prime
No. It's a different guy who also died. Optimus Prime died? Oh, decepticons of finally won.
Oh my God. Don't worry. We just hit him with another All Spark.
You hit him with the All Spark. Hit him with the All Spark. That's the matter. He's gonna
be right here. He's gonna be out of the shit. I'll do an explosion of you when you're running.
Wait, what's an Optimus Prime?
Oh
He's in the window
I'd stand back come stand back. Hey bitch boy
Hey bitch boy
Do you want some of this you just killed my fat friend
I
But I'm gonna touch them. I'm gonna wrestle them and touch them
Okay, hold on time out
All right time out time out my shoes
Time out time out wrestle them sure but I
What a wrestling tassel, what a wrestling tassel.
One, one, one, one, one, one.
Oh god.
Got one, got one.
Ha! Got you, little spy.
I know you sent him down here to get recon on me.
It won't work.
Watch this.
Now we've got tons of armor on.
Locking.
Oh, I like that! I like that, you son of a bitch!
Oh, no!
Wait, how did that not kill my son, right in the face?
I could've swore I got him! You saw that, right?
Wait, I mean it, wait, wait, wait... Oh, wait, wait.
I could've swore I got him! I could've swore I got him! That was a perfect shot! That was-
Welcome to Tarkov. Yeah, welcome to Tarkov. Wait, I had two fatal heads? Oh
Yeah, we won on the 7th and we're on the guy. Wait, hold on. Wait a minute
Yeah, how does that make any sense? Oh wait, hold on. No, I killed two scabs. No, remember. I don't think I hit him even one time
No, you know, I didn't hit him one time. I hit him one time and I hit scabs three times
Hey, you're making a big shit, right?
But we are doing 0.5 to Hero.
I can't think of a worse map.
You can shoreline?
Well, I guess Woods would probably be even worse.
I can't think of a second worst map than shoreline and Woods
to do zero to Hero.
All right, get back up.
I'm going to throw a curve ball.
I'm going to throw a little curve ball.
We're about to go to a much worse sublime map for zero to Hero.
OK.
Yes, Chef.
It's yourself a macaron boys. I was just gonna be a warm up
Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty
One of the browns don't count. They don't count. They don't exactly exactly
Get a couple goodies here a book goodies
Up with goodies
Hey, what's up am I you guys using SP7?
I'm going to use PM PBM.
You do you.
Thank you queen.
Thank you queen.
Thank you queen.
All right, let's ride.
She got full food water boys.
That was a thirsty situation.
Not a problem for me.
You should be good, you should be good. Don't you worry
Yo, did you guys see the road map came out everyone's
Complaining about there being potentially a down state in the game. Well, what's a down state?
Like it's our
Like an arc Raiders whenever you would get shot you would go down and then people could revive you
Yeah, so they're talking about people are not happy about it
I saw that listen. I don't know if that's good for the game. I
Don't know if that's good for the game or that's like a bad idea, but as a streamer, that's a really good idea
Some of the funniest moments in video games happen when you down and you start by like five
big brawling gentlemen and then in the rise of it and dazzling yeah, or
Or if you doubt someone else and you're with three other big product gentlemen, and you're right with an dazzling hand
I mean
Yep. Yep. I
Think people will complain, but if it happens everybody's gonna use it and they'll forget about it a month after it's out
I do think it's probably not good for this style of game. I I think that's probably true, but fuck
I hope they do it
Yeah, I think so.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll just try it out.
Maybe just a little, just a little peek.
A little peek.
Yeah, yeah, try it out.
Try it out.
It's just me and my boyfriend.
Because you're boy, good, bad, good, I'm bad.
They're saying if maybe if you get a shot,
you can't get a lot.
But if you, if it's, if you die from like body shots,
then you'll go to do a down state.
Oh, that makes sense.
Your head shot, it's a dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's a good idea, that's a good idea, well RC then nobody's really going to use it because everybody dies to headshots anyways, now LET'S RIDE!
Okay, we go first, we go first, wait that's not a Makarov, what is that?
I didn't have any Makarovs.
No, she's bought the five seven silencer with the answers 190. Of course
The reasonable backup the reasonable backup more of a four point five D hero for for hutch
Oh, she didn't have the worst pistol in the game. She bought the literal best pistol in the game. Oh, we're
Well, we might be so sometimes scabs run at us, which is actually a good thing. That's just
Are you a scab
go away coffee I thought it was you you fuck him up I'm not bad boys I fucked
them up bad bad bad bad bad go away go away right now no one wants you here
Man
It's to go to you devious
Don't you I'm gonna get these two looking just even to go cool on the house
And buggy lay down
It was it was a sad board
Let's ride let's ride
I
To the cross-street
It's very kind of big how they get these guys
What's the plan how we get these guys come on
I mean do we go now while they're fine to be maybe maybe
I fucking hate gimmick
Are you guys distracted is now a good time to attack
Super distracted okay all right guys guys are distracted over there I should be hit him now
I got your boyfriend. What are you that?
I'm dead. I got pushed by a scab and I had to push into him dude. Oh my god
Is there a player that she is?
You know, he has a player for sure. He's right there. He's right there to your left
He's tucked into the left little nook
Do check it out. I got this cool gun
Don't push them!
You want some of this!
You want some of this, buddy!
Wait, we can hear this guy too!
Wait, both of them dead people can talk at the game still?
Jimmy, we can hear you and the guy we killed.
They implemented dead state earlier than we thought they were going.
Oh, watch out!
one one
they opened the door
they pushed it in p help
stand back
oh shit three guys coming from behind
three guys coming from behind
oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
grabbing kit
can we hear that guy after he's dead too
you
I
Keep the stock to get it keep the stock to
Where's the other guy? Where's the other guy? Is your sense? I got I littered them. I don't know. It's only two
It's only two so are you starting with three?
I'm gonna go revive gimmick.
I'm a man. I wanted to be a man.
Yeah, oh wait, hold on.
I went the wrong way, I went the wrong way.
Don't you worry gimmick, I got you.
CPR.
CPR, yeah.
CPR, I don't know CPR, so I'm just fucking you.
I can't feel anything, Mr. Beat.
I can't feel.
I can't feel my legs and sox.
I got numb.
What do we do with it? What do we do?
I can hear Saint Peter at the pearly gates. He's saying, get back!
Get back!
What do we do? What do we do? Should we give him a proper burial?
I'll take his back.
Gimmick, why the lynching are you?
Is it like one of those where we bury you in a cemetery?
It's like we put you on a boat in the water and burry you alive.
I kill this cousin Jeremy too, but this is probably not a good time to mention that.
What?
What?
Small movements.
Small movements.
Small movements.
Okay.
I should be okay.
Okay wait okay.
I should be, I should be skidding out of here before I do it.
Like the way the entire earth.
HOOOOOO!
It's dead!
It's dead!
BYE!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My butt, my butt!
Actually, you have to be butt right there for a second.
My butt, my butt!
It's kind of there fucked up.
We're just gonna sit here for a bit, okay?
I think he was going to go to the bathroom.
I hope he won't be too busy to drink me in.
He's the sportiest thing in the market.
Let me just work with you.
Okay, we're going to do whatever you said.
Come on, Mr. Hodge.
Gotcha!
Come on, Mr. Hodge.
We just decreased!
We're pretty good out there today besides!
Even though the guy I killed was unarmed and running up the staircase screaming, don't do it.
I did not miss.
Excellent! Excellent! Excellent! Excellent! Excellent! Excellent!
You saw him be you killed an unarmed man who was begging for his life.
Kind of like those cops in the GTA trailer just like those cops in the GTA trailer
You know everybody kept saying everybody was reaching but I took a closer look and I had nobody was reaching
They were just getting executed
It was it was it was a sticky situation. You got some food water
Mr. Hutch because we it's we're doing you already here a rolling
We can't get food water in the laboratory or in the in the stash of toy. Hey, what?
Let me see that will happen. Oh that will happen that will happen. Oh
Hi pee hi
Hello
no nothing he's upstairs he's upstairs he's upstairs you can bury him next to me
you're not gonna hear me you're not he's like up to the left if you just push it
right now he can kill you he's only got one spot we came from
I'm quick
Hey, don't cook boys, let them cook
Don't cook boys, let them cook
What the hell is it P?
He's upstairs!
CUNTER GELISON!
Noice!
Wow.
Get a skin you get here.
Not even but a flesh wound.
Oh, you're gonna scratch.
Oh my God.
You're my hero.
You're my hero.
There goes our hero.
Small and fat and wide.
What?
Here comes my hero.
Here comes
Here comes my hero!
Watch him as he goes!
I'm see- my stuff is probably better than his.
You want my stuff instead?
Oh my god, you sifted that shit out of that water bottle.
You drink that whole thing in like three seconds?
You're just a thirsty boy.
I can suck, what can I say?
You're a professional sucker.
can I say I want to hold the world record for the first one to spank it to
GTA 6 what do you say about who said we focus on the mission guys focus on
It's time to make some noise!
I hope we're still in the middle of the night.
That's just a grizzly man.
Honestly, grizzly's probably the right call for zero to hero.
That's true. That's true. Very true.
I might put a grizzly in my butt.
Too late!
I think I can see that.
Oh, you beat me to it!
Well, no! First one when that game actually comes out!
Stop!
That's just an exercise.
Thank you. This is a hell of a zero to hero for...
That's just...
Gleeeww!
Well, that's not us is a strong word. I would say hutch specifically I said for hutch
Well, he's a brush. I think no, no, no, I'm talking hutch specifically
He's getting out loaded to the teeth. I see a hunter might be so loaded. He might eat, you know, it would buy value
I'd probably voluntarily reset back to a macarons
Just for the good cuz it's more fun. Well, I mean maybe he's I mean he's just
Stacked if he does it that he's playing to give one of those kids to us because he's very generous and then
So what's going with full kids? I mean?
He's gonna be too heavy. It's gonna be a brilliant. Yes. Yeah. Oh hot speed to have the off first time for everything
That's gonna be a predicament for sure. I didn't think about that. Just give it absolutely
Exactly what I meant, but I yeah, this well, you know that might have a reverse effect. He's heavily he's trained heavily
True. Honestly, dude, I bet you fat people have legs like a horse.
You know, you're basically dead lifting 500 pounds every time you take a step toward the fray.
Actually, okay, all right.
There you go.
I'm not saying this is true about Hutch, but that is actually true.
They have they have muscle under there because they're carrying around.
They're carrying around extra.
Yeah.
Hey, Hutch, how you doing?
Oh, I'm good boss. It's good to hear you guys are definitely pissed they yes
I would assume that those guys are probably
No, no these guys definitely had a lot of stuff
I can't
because they get to hang out with and chill with and then we murder them in cold blood
as they were taking care of us.
The tale is the oldest time.
The tale is the oldest time.
Wait, so are you resetting or are you keep, are you, are you, because we're doing rolling
zero to zero.
I guess you bring that in next raid.
Yeah, yeah, I'll bring all this in the next raid, sure.
Yes, we, we, I don't, honestly, you know what, you know what, give it, I'm, I'm bringing
out a macro.
You don't even bring me anything. Don't bring us anything.
Yeah, I don't know. That's the beauty of the pistol as well.
Okay, I'll run, I'll run, I'll run.
If you want, if you want, that's always an option.
I just know as soon as you drag something from your inventory to your stash, it has gone forever.
Okay, so you're saying that I have to afraid
Either a go with the pistol and be an L with you two or B
Take in the good stuff. Have a chance to help you guys get rich
Be successful exactly exactly
Alrighty, I will be both naked with a pistol ready to go. I'm fed pastic. Are we public?
You can use a 1911 but yeah, hold on wait. Wait. Hold on if I can see we get five seven and I should be able to play a five seven in
Listen, why don't we for tonight a special knife bring in any pistol
It's it's we're not doing okay. I was we're doing we're doing
One point out of heroes any pistol you all right
Because and hear me out
Sometimes there's rules like no pulling your dick out in the public space. Yeah, unless it's a target and it's a Wednesday
That's a rule. That's a rule. That is a rule, but it's very
Very strong. Yeah. No, that's that one they don't budge on that one
And I feel like that's a fair rule. Yeah, I get honestly
I mean there's few places where you could whip your cock out. I mean like in the bathroom
Burger King Lobby
Behind the Wendy's
Like a like one of those mirror rooms where there's like a thousand of you. I feel like that just be a fun experience
Yes, that was a dick's
thousand dick
Exactly exactly exactly exactly
Guys don't worry. I'm bringing a very moderate pistol very moderate
I'm keeping all the gear on that I
I'm just bringing a pistol. I'm shedding the guns sounds good sounds good. Okay
Mr. Navy Nick God speed by the God speed my boy oh
That's people boy
Pistol to fistful. Oh, oh, that's a great name pistol to fistful
Think about that for a second, guys.
I love it.
And I just came up with it myself,
no help from anyone at all.
I don't understand that guy.
I literally was just sitting here thinking,
I was like, what can we call this?
Cause he's not a zero to hero.
And I said, I said,
Pistol, Pistol the Fistful.
Yeah, oh my, oh my God.
That's your really good name.
Holy crap.
Guys, well, you know, I see,
you know, I do a lot of pondering.
I do a lot of pondering guys.
I do a lot of pondering.
I do, I do a lot of pondering.
Are you guys ready?
Ready for any?
Okay, we're going right here.
This is where we will start our endeavor.
Bitches to riches.
Hold on, wait, let me think of one myself.
Hold on, let me think.
Um, hold on. Wait, uh, hold on. Wait.
Homeless person to...
Homeless person?
Okay, we'll put a pin in it. We'll put a pin... Okay, we'll put a pin in it.
Alright, let's... RIDE!
I'm going to be doing a whole homeless person to full person.
Just give him one moment, one moment.
Oh, let's ride!
Guys, I'm hearing that Dylan Denim's
backed out of his fight this Saturday.
I mean, everybody knows why, everybody knows why.
His opponent was me.
No wonder he's not dropping any $50 Super Chats tonight.
He's in hiding, he's in hiding from me.
He's beginning 50 inches of fucking verbally.
If he dares shows his face.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh
Why do I love I was an MMA fighter I would eat tacos right before every fight and then if I beef
So if I can't own them, I would I would squat over and I'd fart. I'm farting his mouth
I would try and what eat as many things to fart while I was fighting just so anytime they would like
Take my back or they would like
aggressively grab me I just let one out that's yeah just a fifth mechanism like
a like a poisonous rod yeah that's right that's right exactly I don't know what
you said I'm trying to read it like I'm not gonna be there that revolver looks
so weak my revolver yeah he's bad boy she's bad boy this single put a hole
This thing will put a fifth size hole in you right here
Yeah, here's how it's not to here
Shit there's a very geared guy looking right at me guys behind you behind you
I see my ship I see my ship I see my ship my ship
Yeah, we got this. We got this. We got this. Okay, okay, okay.
Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle.
Dingle, dingle.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
I know. I-I-I-I think I hit him like one time with PS12B.
So he's probably got a blacked arm.
You should- I'll hit him in the front. In the front.
Okay, this is me running in the middle. I'm coming towards you guys.
I'll check you.
Get him!
I'll shoot you!
Be the bait boy. I'll be the bait boy.
I got no eyes, I got no eyes.
He's over here.
Do you see me over here?
Do you left?
Left, left, left.
He's over here.
I see, I see, I see.
He's over here.
He's in a position.
He's too fast, too fast.
Oh, they close this window back here.
I can't jump out.
Nobody's near the bad guy, by the way.
Wait, I think I heard him.
He's right here, he's right here.
Oh.
Easter silly
He might have gone in the second story
He's so it's possible
Let's go give that boys. Come on
Well, I'm gonna be clear this room. Okay. All right. I'll wait for you
I just hang tight, sir. We'll be there in a moment
Okay. His clear is clear. He had to go second story. He had to go second story.
I'm gonna cut him off. I'm gonna cut him off at the other staircase.
Judges, Judges, we'll do this right. We'll, we'll, we'll, I, for God's sake, we'll squeeze him out.
I got a tub of toothpaste.
Lock him.
We'll give it to stairs right here.
I know, I know, I know. I'm checking the window so he's not on the stairs. I'm cleaning the area.
Oh, yeah, good thing.
Good thing that she's, that's why they pay the big,
The whole thing is...
Genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius...
Sorry, I didn't mean to question your wisdom.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
No, I'm stupid.
I'm stupid.
I'm a stupid idiot.
I'm a stupid idiot.
I don't even deserve to be alive.
Oh, my little brain boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The kid is a brain boy.
Hello?
Where could he have gone?
A month or a story?
Hey guys.
Are you guys above me right now?
I'm on the second, I'm on the second!
Yeah, we just went up the stairs, I'm on the third.
Oh yeah, he's for sure on my side over here.
Wait, is that you in the hallway? Where are you at?
Oh, no, no, I'm downstairs, I'm downstairs!
You're on the first, you're on the first!
Must be second, third's clear.
Yeah, come on first!
I used to go to the hall on the second, I don't see anyone!
There's a plant that I saw.
Oh, shit.
An evil plant.
An evil mischief.
Are you sure he's up there?
He's up there. Oh, you're dead? You're dead?
Nope. I'm coming up, coming up, coming up! Go, go, go, go!
I got you, watch out coming up!
Running up, running up!
I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him!
Hey, watch out, watch out!
Oh, shit!
I passed you!
He just hit him twice, it's you, like, it's just fucking...
He just bit you twice, it's just fucking...
Oh, shit! I didn't know you died! I know you died!
Weeeah!
Weeeah!
Ex-situated brain! Ex-situated brain!
Just... defect off of this fucking...
I forgot that the RX-812 takes three to five business days to chamber the next bullet,
so I was sitting there twiddling my thumbs while he inserted his meat into my butthole.
You can hit B and go into double action, by the way.
Oh!
Okay, well, I'm gonna breathe the five seven five seven better anyways, I'll breathe the five down
Look at that two hit count. I'm damaged Delta the body hundred thirty seven to armor
That's I shot his cock off with PS1 to me. I
Scratched his helmet. He's gonna be pissed
That guy's gonna be a fucking chicken nugget.
We absolutely destroyed that man.
We destroyed him.
Oh, really? Yeah.
It's not a good game!
I put a leg in.
He just can't, he just turned it off.
He's just a child, so he'll ask Coach about his future.
GOP1 weight loss them in Tarkov for me, Peanut.
He talked about it earlier in his screen.
Wait, Hutch, what's the GLP-1 weight-loss stem?
What?
The GLP-1 weight-loss stem?
I was told to ask you about a weight-loss stem that's in the game of the future?
Oh, my God.
What?
Don't ever said that.
Fuck you.
Fuck you?
Fuck you.
Anything else?
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's it.
Fuck you.
thank you that's it fuck you any else fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
you okay writing this down also also fuck you one more thing one more thing
fuck you fuck you is that it against you are confused you're confused fuck you
Is that all? Is that everything?
Did I say fuck you?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Is that everything? Is that all?
Fuck.
Fuck you.
Is that everything you want to say?
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, I forgot.
Fuck you.
Is that everything? Is that everything?
fuck you fuck you is everything is that all is that all you actually do them that's it
that's it yes that's it fuck you fuck you that's it okay all right let's ride that's
raw shit I can't I can't bring them open sticks because what they're doing zero to
You just pay the extra dollars to the key to so you can get a Lamborghini and you can have bigger pockets
You know, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that right this minute. Oh
You're standing in solidarity. Are you not?
Yeah, no, I actually think I if we keep playing this I'm probably gonna bite the book
That is ridiculous. All right, okay, let's ride guys you guys ready? Wait, what back do we go?
Just go to oh, I muted myself. Are you do you have unheard the hutch as well?
Yep, I'm the only idiot
Unheard. Yeah, it's not was it wasn't the money
It was the day I heard when it first came out my chat would have fucking also. I leaked the the map
So oh fantastic. Okay. Let me switch back
I I didn't actually buy unheard guys. I'm with you
I'm with you guys. I did not buy on her. I was gifted it by a bungulator
Not the same thing not this. I'm still standing in solidarity with the people with the people
I'm still standing in solidarity with the people
As he walks past the picket line. Yeah, get him guys. I refuse to buy on her edition
Although, you know, if I mean if someone's already bought it and they gave you the code
I mean it's what's gonna waste that I mean we don't want to go to ways down do we that'd be ridiculous
That would be literally ridiculous. I mean that now now you're the value of the bag guy now your now your
Nikita times to your your Nikita
Nikita's
Nikita
But worse
But but you're the devil
Exactly train for
What we they need to add strip clubs and casinos to that
I know
Female had a massive shit cutter in GTA. I don't know what it I'll know what that is
I feel like I don't really want to okay, then let's ride
I just brought a pic of it technically Mr. Seagull but for days I've been waiting for it!
We enjoyed our day!
Thank you Bob.
I brought that.
I brought that.
Oh, really?
Seagull.
Oh no, not Seagull.
Hot, should you sign up for the tournament tomorrow?
Nope.
Why not?
I haven't.
Well, okay.
Well, I text them because for those of you guys who don't know, they have a sign up for
them for the tournament tomorrow and Hot's like, oh, we don't need to do that dude.
We just text them because we like we like we're like in the group chat with them
So I listen to my side text them and you know what he takes it back. He goes. Yeah, just sign up on the damn board
So I signed up on the board like I told you we should have done the first place
I'm caught in the conundrum because Nick is trying to give me to try out
There's no way you're trying con wars on over a tarcom tournament. Are you dead serious? Oh, come on now
He's a new war zone
Yeah, the new game
I see some little personal did Nick also ask for a few bags your blood. I won't lie to you
I listen listen. I don't mean a lot else this but I like playing new games in general
So even war zone would be fun
that's my look out that's my outlaw
for a day for a day
for a day
for a day
we played it for like a couple months ago
Limit and I went back to warzone
because they had there was some update
listen give me elves all you want
but I like playing new games
even if they're not like
like really all that do
I'll play with them
even though that game is comical
it's terrible
oh my god it's fucking horrible
and I know after one day I'm gonna sit down
I'm gonna look at chat
I'm gonna go guys
and that's what AIDS looks like
Oh
So you are not have you decided for sure you're not gonna be the tournament. Oh my gosh my guns not loaded
I was all PMC's by the way level 99 PMC's
I'm sure running on metal. Is that you guys? Oh, it's not. Oh, okay. I definitely heard running on metal
I think I might have been hunch running on a fence. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fence the fence will do that
I love the 57. Yeah, five seven. It's easily my favorite pistol out of the set hundred percent by a long time. You're so sexy
He's gone. He's gone.
No way.
Guys, I don't want to be dead.
Oh, I can watch me leave this room.
I hope this room fucks you.
I hope you get nothing.
And he got everything. Holy shit.
I already see Lennox. Okay. And he got
literally the world. Jesus.
Lennox, you're sitting on it.
Lennox! Oh, my God!
Oh my god.
This is bullshit.
This is horseshit.
This is horseshit. This is horse crap.
All right. I'm coming through second.
I got a leg to the tiger.
Coming through.
You know what? I'm so pissed.
Officer's not allowed in the discord.
If you join, I kick him out because he's not allowed.
Officer's better not join the discord.
Officer, do not join because you're not allowed.
You're not allowed. Do not.
Don't do it. You're not allowed.
I want you here, buddy don't join the discord. Oh, I'd be so mad if you don't the discord right now
You would really piss me off now dude. Oh my god, you make me so fucking mad if you like play with us all night long
Oh, dude, you better not actually you actually better not or I'm actually gonna be like I'm gonna actually like
Do something about it cuz I'm gonna be pissed
I got a speed
Mr. Officer he's a hard man to pin down. He's a fickle bitch. He's a hard man to pin down like he's still on the road
So on the road. He's still in traffic
That man. He's always stuck in traffic. He's always in the move cops are after him
He's been he's been he's been selling guns. He's been selling illegal guns in third world countries
He's a lord of war. Yeah, lord of war. So yeah, a lot of water situation. Yeah
And that's why he can't stop moving. That's why he's always in traffic because the cops are after the FBI rap
He sells thousands of class to cover a k-47s per day per day
per second per second thousand one thousand per second one thousand per second
No, the perfect man never heard of the sick spear. I've heard that I've heard that
This is the m4 so our default got in the military or is it now the city here
Now I need to lay that six years later cooler than an m4. I think they delayed it though
I don't think it's I don't think it fully went through right. Oh
Did it not? Oh, it's a god delayed
guys guys guys guys I respect that the
Emperor is the classics of all the
classics I'm not saying the Emperor is not
Emperor is obviously the mad up okay it
will always live in my heart until I die
it has it is a legendary weapon of great
proportions the six years to be cool
the six beer is simply cool and it's
simply cool it's not yes it is
But I guess it is and it's simply cool us and it's simply cooler
Another trillion sure
Another trillion sure
It might have been the ammo that actually that actually kind of rings about
The ammo and how much that they could have ready on supply or some shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Why did you just make it five five six?
because the round itself is, yeah, you go ahead, you go ahead.
Well, I mean, you can then defeats the purpose of that, but you stick with the inform.
That's true. That's true. That is factually accurate.
Um, hmm.
Why don't they just give everyone like AK-50s?
Not practical.
I'm not re-signing to that.
Well, I'm not messing with an army of everybody's got AK-50s.
You have to be out of your mind.
You have to be out of your damn mind.
It's a month.
Yeah, imagine you're going to get to 100 guys,
and they all got AK-50s.
And where are you going to hide?
Are you going to grab cover?
Are you going to grab cover behind the sandbags?
Boom!
Those sandbags are gone.
What are you going to do?
High-flying a building?
Boom!
That building has a fish size hole in it now.
There's a drone.
Everybody single fire bolt action with their AK 50s. Okay, that's okay. All right. I forgot about drone where I forgot about door warfare
Okay, but but but but to be fair drone warfare is for bitches. Okay, that's for bitches
Just saying so that doesn't count the equation
excellent rain
Let's clear this room
But that makes sure everybody's back is to the wall because you can't turn 360 degrees because your AK 50 still goddamn long
that's what they just put an AK-50 bullet into a guy. Oh you're Deagle. What
everybody's got Deagles?
Okay, all right I'm on this I'm on something I'm on something I'm on
something I'm on yeah yeah I'm brainstorming I'm brainstorming yes I am
honestly no notes no notes yeah right there's no no I got your F in by the way
Oh, thank you. Thank you. I know
Would you just call me bring your FNM?
I said, you actually know what you're referring to but I I'm I'm offering to bring your F in
What? What do you just call me?
What?
Wait gimmick you need to watch your mouth. Oh, I apologize. Okay. All right. Let's just move on. Okay. Close. See how many mags you have with it
I didn't even sound like anything I I don't even know what you're referring to
FN is an acronym people use on social medias oh oh
it's in for fortnight of course how many how many bags you have that how many bags
you got that I got I mean you had one extra Mac I got the gun I got the mag no extra ammo
I'll be special. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Can you fill up? That's just what 90 times hot me thing
My peanut
Oh, yeah
Oh
We're in grave danger, but you get a great grave danger.
We're in grave danger.
Oh my god.
God knows just such.
I think he's, oh, you know what?
He's doing helium.
He's doing helium.
My bad, guys.
Oh.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Oh, dude.
You gotta be careful with the helium.
It can actually, it's actually pretty dangerous.
I'm tight when when hodge has his sock puppet with the googly eyes on it and it has like a little wig on it
And he does the helium that's oh my goodness. Oh my favorite part of up is that oh
My goodness, you know, you know what would be crazy
What's that you got a real wife would that be insane or no?
You know be crazy. What if you got some bitches because you got no bitches
No, I got bitches I got bitches I got
Betty white um
Duh.
Fuck.
That's dark.
That is dark.
Wait, what?
Wait, I was a-
Wait, I was a dark.
Well, I think she's dead.
Well, yeah, she's dead, all right?
But I only know, like, five old ladies, okay?
What?
I know the queen, I know Betty White.
Who am I?
Dead, dead.
Oh.
So, I'm remembering them through-
through, uh, uh, uh, uh, through talking about it.
I'm keeping this spirit alive.
Oh.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, uh, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm.
Okay, all right.
Okay, I got an example.
You guys ready?
Guys, these early heroes are not going how I would hope so.
We gotta turn up the, we gotta-
I'm doing fantastic.
Oh, I'm aware, buddy.
I'm aware, we need to turn it up.
We need to turn it up a notch.
All right.
Mm.
Oh, Martha Stewart is who I think I'm thinking.
of wait who we who's the woman did the tax fraud Martha Stewart or Betty White
Martha Stewart or Betty White who did the tax fraud that's Martha oh that's why I've been thinking of
this whole damn time who the hell is Betty White she's from the Golden Girls or Gilmore Girls or
one of the girls she's one of the girls Gilmore or Golden I don't remember
hmm
I know I don't know I don't girls. I don't know the golden girl
That's how it's made up. I think you're just making that up
Oh, my goodness.
That looks like my exact kit from last round before I died.
Uh, well, that's a scav kit.
Of course.
Watch.
It's a scav kit, man.
I'm just snowballing here. I don't know how to do this.
Guys, I have a great...
What?
The right thing I brought this time.
Oh, excellent.
What is that?
Ooh.
It's a red flare I found in the marker.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Ooh.
We're already saucy.
Alright, the real Stewardy Hero starts right now with automatic dividing.
fucking fucking to the dorms I got I got this gun I got big rounds in it
leg I just died what such is on he's going crazy no I died on streets I don't
guys there's a sudden someone do you know we just heard strongholds on I
heard it again didn't hear that was not strong old no that's like the new
You just want to run against this bully door right as well?
Remember we're we're likely cursed so so when we run back scabs they get all hot and bothered
They took that out of the game really
I was gonna say that definitely still works
Who runs scabs have been running at us like we had fucking corn dogs in our pockets?
I- I- I do have a corn dog in my-
Oh, oh, oh, I just- I think it's a-
Sorry, can't say that much, you're not in.
Oh, sorry, in the forest behind you, sorry.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
There's actually a right to three swords.
Unfletched sub-eight-fourth, and-
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hey, Mr. Peanut.
Hello!
The all-spark told me that you were diagnosed with Bofa.
Bofa, D's nuts.
Die, baby player.
Be your peanut mouth.
I have died more than I've ever played.
Do a headshot?
Living? Stop.
In the game, of course!
In the game!
I've got...
I've got it deleted a lot.
Oh, fuck, I forgot that guy's actually dead.
I was talking about the guy that did the dps.
Okay, this is just, well, okay.
Alright, well, there we are. We're on Twitter again.
Crap.
We all make mistakes.
Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those tapes.
Every action is dead.
Oh shit!
Oh god.
Kev.
Ooh, there's something.
Hey, there's something.
Oh, apparently I have a quest somewhere near-
Is that one of you guys on second floor?
No, I'm on-
I'm on third floor.
What, it engaged my hacks?
It's not a class.
On second floor?
Player on second floor.
Roger, Roger.
Hacks engaged.
I'm covering the stairs.
I
Where where you are actually first floor
Sure definitely rattled his head shit
I think he means the liberal I see you I see you that's that's on the top of this on the top
No, no, it's not I've been told I saw very similar to him, but I hate that guy
I
Hate that guy
I heard he's racist I was gonna say
Wait, I think there's two of them
He's right behind me right here. I'm right here
Hey like that motherfucker like that
Have you got a push
I hit him, I hit him, he's lit, he's lit.
Oh no, oh god.
Oh god.
He's back!
Look at him!
He's so lit, he's so lit!
Goddamn!
He's got him!
Hurray!
Oh my god, god.
What the hell?
I killed him with my last bullet.
What a mess you did.
There's that valid do I do I slowly aim for his face or do I just get as many bullets out as possible?
By the way guys you guys we serve it figure out who that guy was on Tuesday, right?
I just saw this guy's using 20 round mags with every five six. I've got a better kid to this guy
Oh dear get Hutch's get Hutch's rig here. Okay. Okay. You sure little bit of package
You do a little bit of packing, I think you're right.
Somebody's moved.
He's not moving no more.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
OK.
I
What I need to grab
Just grab grab his armor grab. I got it. Okay. Yeah, we have to be okay. Yeah, this is down. We continue though the role
We can hear the role
Tomato tomato
Follow me!
Follow me quickly!
Give me some of the essence!
Oh, I'm just getting hot, just a little...
Weiner...
Hotch brought a fucking flashbang shotgun.
Ah, fantastic!
Fantastic!
Oh, and I'm dead.
Alright.
Give me up!
And I'm dead!
Perfect!
By the way, from here...
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
In the air!
Going towards the light!
Going towards the light!
Where's the range on this flashbang shotgun? I barely use it there.
No, it's not a flashbang. It's shooting. You shoot him in the legs, he dies.
Oh, well, gimmicks is dead. Gimmick is dead.
Very good.
There we go.
Excellent, excellent.
Excellent, excellent.
Spectator cam is inaccurate.
Alright, this is a good shot. I hit him. I heard him grunting.
Okay, alright, so he...
Okay, motherfucker.
Okay, everyone grab 5-7s.
We're doing secret spies.
Autism speaks for me.
Secret spies...
We're doing...
Secret spies...
secret spies
How do I
See which boy
Tell no lies
Three big guys
But I start my thighs
Three big guys
Busted my eyes
Secret Spies
Secret Spies
Tell no lies
No lies
Really cool guys
Cool guys
Secret Spies
Secret Spies
Secret Spies
I'm in love with a guy
Okay, his name is Rick. I love Rick
Ricky
Rick is his name
Secret spies
My brother Rick by the deck
Oh
nice spits
In the bottle
Oh, secret spice
Oh, God, oh God
Oh, for Christmas I got I got I got charcoal. I lost track
Oh God
Santa, Santa, baby, Santa, baby, Santa, baby, Santa, baby, oh God, Santa, baby, little
Ricky, oh he came down to Jimny, came down to Jimny, no we're not talking about the
Oh God, oh Santa!
Santa's looking for the two of us.
Oh, you got to eat my cookie.
Eat my cookie and I'm out of my mouth.
Oh God.
Oh, I left mine!
That's another person I like to call Secret Spies.
I wrote it myself and Santa Claus and his chimney. It was a merge between two songs
That's right. It was a
truly of yours truly a
Bungulator
Okay, guys. All right. This is his soprano. Am I soprano?
Mr.
Hutch
Mr. Hutchimus
Thank you. Hutchimus Prime
Hey, hold on.
Wait.
Are you making fun of Optimus Prime?
Oh, God.
Guys, winner!
Winner!
He's even touched his prime in the game.
He's making fun of Optimus Prime.
Oh, God.
He's making fun of Optimus Prime
and he hates veterans.
No, you earned it here first.
Hunch is making fun of Optimus Prime
and he hates veterans.
Don't do it. That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard
That's what I heard that person do you have to be oh you piece of crap you piece of shit
Person oh, are you here this guy's are you hearing this? Oh?
The punch I first is his for had one first
Perfume fucking hi. What do you tie? What? I don't have to like the last three times you said
Yeah, you're a Decepticon.
What instead of like a robot, you have like a pig robin, you take baths instead of showers
and you have bath bombs and you've got fuzzy slippers and you talk with your hands a lot.
Fucking guys, which is fucking, which is cool.
I wish I could fuck guys.
Which is sweet.
Which is sweet.
Which is sweet.
I wanna fuck a guy.
a fucking guy which is sweet hell yeah yeah yeah I support you guys thank you
I'm not not for me but I support your whatever good yeah that's good good
you guys I I'm proud of you guys thank you man you know thank you thank you next
Next live stream I will be I will be
Fucking a guy on oh fucking won't do it live won't do it live
Wait, hold on don't do
Wait, what did you make to say no are you saying wait? Hold on?
Oh my god. You did that?
Whoa. Well, it's a stream thing.
Wait a minute. You said don't do that. What's wrong with that?
No, you could do that. Just I just a great light recommendation.
Probably maybe don't stream it. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Just, uh, just make sense.
Oh, now we can clear this up. Oh, yeah. Hey, goodness.
Yeah. Thank goodness. Thank God. That's just a hot tip.
Unintended
What happens? I like the way you did that. I like the way you did that too. I have to go get a quick chili juice
Let's ride
Let's drive!
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
You guys ready for a great raid?
Oh god, oh god, oh god, I know exactly where you come down here, we go down here and we'll
wave with them run down the street and jump over that metal thing yeah
do what you're doing
right here we all right up we all let him normally down and you squat behind me
and then you squat behind me and then like and then gimmicks in the gim
suit he wins us you make stand up above me stand up above okay the triple tier
I hope it's going to die, I hope it's not me, I also hope it's not me, actually if you're
feeling out the root I hope it's gimmick.
I hope it's gimmick.
Gimmick would be the best choice.
Gimmick would be the best choice.
What?
Obviously we want gimmick to live.
We would rather know what it has to die.
Well, it's the number one choice.
Well, I'm one.
Uh, well, I disagree.
Yeah, we thought we thought you wanted to do that.
It's not unanimous.
So it can be the one standing up.
Yeah, all I have to do is crouch and I'm in full cover.
And the cover in question is your two bodies.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Well, hold on.
As soon as they kill Hutt, those bullets
are going to come right to you.
Yeah, Peanut really did get the best body.
I got the best body.
Well, it's a crux to mine.
I can't look right.
So if he comes in the street, I can't do them.
And if we get scared, gimmick, we can just turn and go.
So peanut, he's gonna have to get up.
And that will give us an equate amount of time to get away as he is getting butt fucked
from behind.
Is there a guy on that grenade launcher?
Cause I'm pretty sure I see a guy on that grenade launcher.
I'm like 99% certain there's a guy sitting on the grenade launcher staring right at us.
Ice kind of see?
Yeah.
Is he uniform?
I'm like 99% certain there's a man on that grenade launcher.
And I'm gonna back they're coming. They're coming. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay
Which okay, yeah, we're gonna figure out the good eat logic guys real oh
He was real the whole time
That's sick. Fuck, he spawned in and just sat up there.
He's gonna take a little peep. He's gonna take a little peep.
Five seven to go. Yeah, these five sevens, sweet. Are you dead up there?
I for sure see xcxcx the measure of our strength is not what we are capable of
destroying but what we choose to protect be strong enough to be gentle oh my god
I only got that was a great quote honest and the way you said it was the
Perfect about obsessed he do we actually get a guy
Oh, is anyone in there yes was wait are you dead hutch or no?
Where the fuck is Kevin? I'm coming
Always a mile behind that I was getting armor. I got armor. Oh, well, we're very happy
I'm very happy for you.
I'm very happy for you.
Come on, that's what you deserve.
Excellent rain, gentlemen.
Excellent rain.
How's that armor-treating now, bitch?
How's that armor-treating now, huh?
You like it? Is it comfortable?
Oh, my God. I wasn't done.
I wasn't done.
All right, lock in, boys. Lock in.
Get your pistols.
Lock in!
Get better bod.
Listen, listen, we got, oh, oh, I got that guy.
That's not very nice.
I spoke to the guy on the grenade launcher.
It was a real PBC, you got him?
Yeah, so.
No way.
No way.
I live here also.
We got another pistolier.
Oh, fantastic.
For duty.
Always ready for booty.
I'll be getting a quick 5-7, not only now with four of us,
which is a really stupid idea.
I am actually, if Lemon's showing up,
If Lemons showing up, I'll probably peace because I have some things in the morning.
And probably would be good for the dynamic of the team.
But what if you just run one quick?
Well, let's just see what a four man looks like.
I would love to.
I would love to, absolutely.
It's not like I was trying to avoid Lemmon like the plague.
Because he's ugly and a bird.
He is ugly.
Ooh.
Did you just call Lemmon a burglar?
Birder, he's a birder.
He's a burglar. He's a burglar. Yeah, he's a burglar. He's a hardcore burglar to him. Not just not your everyday burglar
I mean this guy's going outside and just looking for birds
Wait, hold on. I cannot wait
Into the burning room. I feel like hot you're just a step away from becoming a burglar. I'm gonna get you
hook. All right, I'm gonna get you hooked. Wait, hold on. Wait, what does one have to do to become a
burner? Is it like an initiation? Oh my gosh. Yes. First thing you have to do is you have to catch a
seagull. All right. Drink a little bit of blood. All right. Does the seagull have to be alive or
can I just put some opacicilts in peanut butter sandwiches and throw them on the beach? There's
different methods. That's one of them. You can do on how you get the gold, but a little bit of blood.
And then you need to go to youtube.com and watch the documentary
Listers L-I-S-T-E-R-S
Is that like a bird bird watcher slur?
It's a bird watching slur, dude. It's you're good. Is that what I call other bird watchers?
Bird well listers. What's up my list up?
What's up my list? Yes. Is that is that what I call the other bird watchers?
Yes, say hello my lister. Okay. You say things and you say things like bird up
life for that's my bird that's my bird that's my bird those are a few a few
things that's my bird that's my bird right there that's my bird I ride my
birds I die for my birds exactly I pull up on your boss when you block and I
go absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely wow
incredible my hand but that's my cock
let's ride yeah the 57 has 30 round mags I'm just now fighting out what yeah
there's they added into the game I just found out there's 30 round magazines for
these guns I got him
are you going to play GTA GTA was that what was that GTA you said I've never
heard of that was that stand for great tongue octopus I didn't have a good
What is that? Hold up. Wait a sec. Hold on.
A and it starts with an A, you dumb bids.
Oh wait, oh shit.
It is an A.
Oh, wait, hold on. Why do they think it was A?
Oh, wait. There is an A in GDA.
Hold on, wait a minute. We could be honest something.
We could be honest something.
We could be honest.
Is anyone writing this down?
Is anyone writing this down?
Somebody better be writing this down.
Is anyone writing this down?
Holy crap, we're gonna break this case wide open.
We are breaking this case wide open, boys.
We are making this kid wide open.
Oh my, oh incredible, incredible, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my, hmm.
Pete tried to pronounce my girl's Irish name.
Oh my God.
Roy Eason?
I just did it, Roy Eason, Roy Eason.
Living we are.
Oh Roy Eason, messes Roy Eason.
So far.
There it is, there it is.
Only that's how you say it
Juiceman I said you did that but you didn't respond. Oh
I oh, isn't it a decline. Oh, okay. I got it now
I asked you to be my best man my wedding lemon. Would you I?
Would actually prefer to officiate your wedding. I would do that for you. I want you
As like the priest as the priest I was the priest. Let me up there. I've got a fryer look going on right now
I could pull it off
I
Missing to marry you permission to marry me
Yes, you can marry me. All right, you will love each other forever. Oh
Wait, I'm gonna get married to you. That's you decide. Are you backing out now?
Well, I'm already married to somebody else. She might forget her she doesn't love you like I do
She doesn't play games with me every night and you've been playing games with me every night
I I know you better than your wife watches. I know your favorite hobby birding. I
Know what you call your friends list as I know what I know that you like birds. I know that you like
Bird houses. I know the entire what do you think about my hair? What do you think about my hair?
Is it beautiful? Am I beautiful? You're beautiful to you. You
I don't I would
You you I look like I if I saw you out past 7 30 p.m. I call the police
No, like the guy who got turned away from the chapels back in the 1400s
You look like the guy who walked
No, well the 15 miles all the way
Where all the other priests were and even those priests said nope
no. Turn around. Turn around.
Somebody messaged me today and
they were calling it a real life.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, lonely.
It's been a big singing night tonight, Lennon.
Can you give us a-
You give us a giggle.
On song.
Will you be my Jonathan?
Will you be my Jonathan?
I'll be your Jonathan.
Thank you.
I
Where we at learn shoreline we do not joy line
Holy shit
Give me a cast powers. Oh
What team come on team quickly?
It was big
Who's the boondoggy boys?
All night long unless we let's your wife wants to watch the love I
Watch more love Island
No
No, love Island is the summer show summers. Oh, is your wife into astrology?
No, oh thank god. Okay, you either get one by the rest of you don't get both
That's it's I got really lucky to be honest
You got lucky you got lucky. I'd be a whole
Astrology or fancy rocks that change how you feel that's that's the same thing
That's the same thing
I
Wrapper car around a tree and go sorry. I'm a dumb a gymnast
Sorry, I'm a gymnast
Well, they asked them out on that Geico you said for insurance. Are you a gymnast?
Double
We gotta shoot God.
A deagle, a deagle that sucks balls.
Guys, we gotta get, we gotta get an A-shaft.
We gotta, we gotta blow me.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Right to the resort.
That you grab all these, uh,
two-flesh, two-flesh.
Thanks.
I think I landed the shots, probably.
You're playing with lemon and peanut?
Dude, you got it.
Woo, you better get the loot.
Boy.
I left it in the brother.
Oh my gosh.
Let's find it.
Is that real precious, you guys?
No, it's just gavs somewhere.
What, out of the canotious key?
Well, you got into canotious?
I got into canotious to buy the table.
Oh, score.
Really nice.
Oh, what the hell?
Holy shit
Josh my my my monitor is about to turn off
So cleaning
guys please do not let me die where are you where were you hutch I'm inside the
janitor's where AC it's not that he's not there anymore you just can't see
where he is you mean oh you just say where are you hutch not where were you
you mean oh yeah yeah so like if you were talking to hutch right now you're
trying to go gardens he doesn't die because he can't see a screen you would
say hutch where are you based off the information you previously have seen but
You're still there
Can you bite me? I can't see anything
Yeah, go forward go forward actually no no stop stop stop stop okay turn to the left
Just a little little more little more take the shot take this
Yet Jesus right
I just take the gun, I just throw it out, I just throw it in, I just hit the cop out of the air.
He's off his rocker, he's off his rocker.
Is my ear still on? Is my ear still on?
Wait, you got a headshot without a hand?
I literally take the headshot.
It's my A.M. glasses, they saved me.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm going back. I got you. I got you. I got you. You're under my guidance. Don't you
worry. Okay. Take a left like 10 degrees. Okay. Go straight. Straight. Stop. Take a
right 90 degrees. You go. Oh, God, we go back where you were. Oh, God, go take it. Go right.
got shot. There's a scam across the way. You might want to heal. I don't know what your
heal button is, but you might want to heal. You're in here.
It's in my butt. It's in my butt.
Oh, okay. Well, you're not, okay. Well, you're not waiting. You're fine. You're not waiting.
There will be people out of the ground.
Am I healing?
Uh, no, you're not healing. No, okay.
Wait, take a shot. Take a shot. Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.
Look, 30 degrees right, shoot!
30 degrees right, shoot!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, ready?
Reload, reload.
Ready? Now listen to my instructions and do them immediately when I say okay.
Look up.
500 degrees.
You hear the sound of my voice? Do you hear the sound of my voice?
Yes.
Amen. That's mine.
Yes.
It's it's fine
It you don't really make sure you line up make sure that don't shoot cuz I'm right for you again
He looked like two more degrees left to one of these dude
His head's almost black
Peanut what happened to the old you that was tweaking a lot I missed that
Okay
right right right okay I don't know if you want to please give me to be in here
you know you get me a push like that
fire fire
okay what I need to what I need to do what I need to
Let's go!
Good work, Mr. Hutch.
You did good today. You did good today.
What the hell?
I'm gonna get you out of here, Mr. Hutch. I'm gonna get you out of here.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
Why are you so silent, you son of a bitch?
Murderer!
I'm gonna get you out of here, Hutch. Come on.
Follow the sound of my voice.
He's just a cleaning guy.
Follow the sound of my voice, Mr. Hutch.
Follow the sound of my voice.
Follow the sound of my voice.
Let's turn around.
Let's turn around it
These ones here. Wait what?
Hello?
Hello?
It's me!
Woohoo!
I am the ghost of Christmas past!
Follow me quickly.
Follow my voice.
Follow my voice.
This way.
This way.
Follow my voice.
Follow my voice.
Oh my wish. Oh my wish. Oh my wish.
I'm back. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
You got him a bitch.
You did great. You did great.
Anybody with peanuts not a single time.
Peanut.
He was guiding me.
You did great. You did great.
You did fantastic.
I'm so proud of you, shoulder.
You saved a bitch.
Fantastic.
are are at the also I was never bleeding I'm pretty sure
Lemon was the one bleeding the entire time
You have to go back and see that shot that you did against gimmick that was the most impressive shot I've ever seen
You flicked to the left. I'm talking while he was running at headshot
We're going back to the lighthouse all of you boys fine
I'm sorry
I love these monitors but these fucking pixel cleanings can suck my dick.
I don't even know what that cleans dude.
I think you got a virus.
You got a virus.
OLED, like whatever.
Yeah, I got those two. I got to do pixel cleanings too.
Yeah, and they do pixel cleanings however many hours after you have them on for.
Yeah, but you can just turn that force thing off and then just do whatever you turn it off.
What the?
Okay, alright.
Yeah, because like the pixel cleanings are super suggestive about like how often you're supposed to do it like I
Remember my last one. It was like you're supposed to every four hours
I would do a 13 hour stream and then I just clean it after the 13 hour stream and nothing would ever happen
Yeah, okay, that's great. No, but what the fuck is a pixel cleaning?
It's with the
It's old lens so if you leave pixels on the screen too long it'll burn in so when it does it like it like turned off the screen
But like I think it does like something internally to where it like makes it to nothing burgeon I think I thought that's what Oled's were
Where they burn in because like if something's true black the pixels actually off isn't that the whole point of Oled
We well, yeah, that both those things a drill to black and
Something we can do what what?
He's headed, he's headed, he's headed six!
What?
He's getting wacky and wild.
Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Did that hit your chest?
Bounce off and hit him in the face.
Oh no, I shot him in the face.
Oh you shot him.
I shot him in the face.
I shot him in the face.
Good work boys! Good work!
A series of unfortunate events, Jesus Christ!
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, we so fucking for real!
Oh, we super, super serious right now!
There was a guy jacking his penis at the end right that whole time!
Oh, well, you know, I feel like depressed when he sees what you have.
Oh my God. Get off the game. Get a new hobby.
Get a new hobby inside of playing Minecraft.
It's time to buy a Minecraft relapse ever.
Hop over that game. You don't deserve this game.
You don't deserve this game.
Exotic Rape. Exotic Rape.
GGs. GGs.
What about one more Rape?
GGs.
And then one more Rape and then one more Rape.
No, no, but she's just one more for real.
I'm not getting paid into this.
Good night. Good night. Just one more. Just one more right now. I don't think I'll be in the tournament tomorrow. I don't why not?
Did I just told you?
Well, yeah
We all wait only let me ask my guys which one would be cooler
Contributing or sound or a tariff up tournament?
Good night. Good night. Oh, we go good night, sir. Good night
I think the shooting in the face that really he was furious at the end I could tell oh yes
it's furious he's gonna take it out you're just typing out on easy to come easy to come
get revenge easy to like maybe like finger me oh my god that's all I would hate that
Oh, I'd be so pissed.
Oh, I'd be so mad.
Oh, he bet.
Oh, no.
You guys, are you guys at the Tarkov Tournament 12?
I didn't know it was a tournament.
I thought it was like an event.
So yeah, I'm not in the Tarkov Tournament.
Do you guys want to be at the Tarkov Tournament?
When is it?
I mean, there's no tomorrow, but what's the time?
I don't know.
Let me ask.
Let me ask.
I don't know.
But it needs to be a really cool one.
And it's like it's something to do with the lab at the shop day.
It kind of depends on when it is and how long it's going to take.
Yeah, I don't know anything.
I don't know anything about it.
Oh, I text you.
I said one of the turban ties, but he's Russian.
She's probably going to say something crazy, like one in the morning.
Oh, for the morning.
Why are you making me up?
Why don't you just Google it?
What? No, what? Wait? Oh, you talking about me texting him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he's gonna say. Yeah. Yeah.
He's watching. I can't believe he'd say that.
Yeah. I don't know if he's Russian.
It's why at one time it's for Russia's right now for the morning.
He's probably scavenging for food right now.
That's true.
He's out on the streets.
He's open up the hands.
He's doing crazy Russian things.
The crazy Russian things, crazy Russian things.
He's hitting his he's hitting his ankle with a pipe so he doesn't get trapped
It's getting me away
By the way guys, I'm going insanely broke doing this somehow. I don't really know how but I am
Because we started taking out more than macarons. It's not a 0.5
FN 17
What I'm in I'm in
Well, I mean if you if you juice these guns up and get decent ammo for them
Yeah, I mean you're spinning over a hundred K around. Yeah, a car off is
Literally like 15 K for round you loot one thing and put it in your butt
You've paid for the whole round. Well, I got a leg that last round so I'm kind of good action. I think about it
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well then yeah, you're you're very good. I
Need a pee pee, but I'm
Okay, I'll wait until we're loading okay, let's ride
No, I just didn't mark
I see I'm telling you I just got a guy coming in going no arc question mark first time chat
I'm telling you this big guy live under a rock or something. They've got no wait no
And no offense to have like no offense no offense. I'm sure he's a lovely guy
I'm sure he's like oh great for him, but the thing is we're playing arc right now
No, but like that's
Like that like that's that I don't even know what that and that's like going to Tiger wood
Let's go do like Muhammad Ali and like what did you are you not fighting tonight?
Are you not what no fight tonight to his to his tombstone? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah, you go to the fight right?
It's like yeah, dude. I yeah, we even fought in a while with a fucking you bet. Where the hell of you bet?
Mercy I'm with you. Yeah, I don't think I'm sure he's a great guy. I'm sure he's I'm sure he's great guys
We got a loving wife. I'm serious to great kids
And he's and they're and they're they're great students there
They they're exceeding in their classes top of their class. I'm sure his wife is is great
I'm sure she has her own hobbies and she supports the family and takes care of the kids high-powered
lawyer and
And I bet you she has yeah, but she has a side gig where she's selling
Jars full of colorful sand. It's a business. She's starting up and I'm sure that he is he is a
successful lawyer and he has a
Couple case files this week the DS and you work had to work late this week
But that's okay because he's dedicated to his career path
but simply where the hell has this guy been at?
Where the hell has this guy been?
It sounds like you just described where he's been.
Yeah, he's been knee-deep in the case files.
That's what's been going on.
The case files.
Yeah, he's been busy working.
He's been busy working.
Yeah, he's been booted up to it in six months.
Real exo, real exo.
So our tomorrow got it. Do you know what time this this tournament starts tomorrow? I just asked him to get
these Russians. We probably am CT. I will not be there. But I will pray for your success.
I don't know if I'm going to enjoy it anymore.
You're going to enjoy it.
I don't know if I'm going to enjoy it anymore.
That's not right.
That's not going to happen.
Hold on.
What if we all make a pact right now?
There's something to gather at 10 a.m. and do it
mmm
Actually, literally can't I have a water heater guy coming tomorrow at
Yeah, I'm the fuck off place my water heater
And I have no taking cold showers for three days. I'm not going to fuck good the cold showers are good for you
Take another one
And I too have a water heater guy coming over at 10 a.m. In the morning
You know what? I've got a water heater guy.
Eight a.m. for the morning.
Eight a.m. for us.
I've got a...
Oh, yeah, it'd be eight a.m. for you guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
No.
No, guys, guys, what if we just, we just buckle and we do it?
What if we just buckle and we do it?
Come on, guys.
Honestly, Peanut, if I had nothing going on tomorrow,
I would, I would buckle in.
But I literally can't...
Dude, tell your water heater guy to go fuck himself.
I am not taking another cold shower.
I'm not doing it.
It's just boil upon a water grab a red solo cup. It's just kind of dumping on you
Disgusting what that's cleaner than the water you're using now
Well, I'm not dumping boiling water on me or what about wait? Wait, what if you invite the water heater over to play a little
Tarkov? Yeah, you can join in you can be part of the tournament the water heater
I need him to work on the water. No, you need him to help you in the tournament
That's you you need him to help you in the turn. He's my a professional
We'll talk later, but I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that you guys will both be there at 8 a.m. Tomorrow
Okay, I'm ten a.m. My time to play it, so I'm gonna go ahead and sue me
And if you don't that'll be sweet disappointing and you guys have let me down
Oh shit
You boys ready for a great raid?
Oh, I'm ready for the best raid ever.
Fantastic.
This only here knows what's going to work for sure this time.
This will be the one.
This is the one.
Just like all the other ones have worked.
Oh, listen, how about this?
Okay, new offer.
I'll fix your water heater and you go play the tournament.
Well, you know, gimmick's not here, but I'll agree for him.
I think that's a great idea.
got back to me wait wait wait what did you go to the contest house or did you
go to the yeah okay I my god is that my fucking side on it some jackass on the
flea market told me I got what I decided okay all right okay what is that so
What are we doing? What is what is this? What are we doing? What are we doing?
Wait, hold on. Wait, give me, can you hear my offer?
Uh, no, what's the offer? I will fix your water heater if you play the tournament
You personally personally, I will fix. Yes. I'm quite the handy peanut
And how soon can you be very good at handies? I can be there tomorrow morning
Tomorrow, okay. You come here tomorrow morning. You fix my water heater. I'll be in the tournament. You swear?
If you show up at my door to be your address, I'll send you
Actually fucking do it to me address
To me okay, to me
I will fly to your house and I will fix your water heater
And then you're gonna play in the tournament
Okay, I mean listen you got yourself a deal. Well, yeah
Now, take me, wait, what street do you live in?
Oh, you live in California.
Oh, crap.
What street do you think I live in, Texas?
Well, that's where all the cool guys live.
Where you guys at?
Where'd you guys go?
I'm in the kitchen.
I got my arm blown off.
I'm doing light surgery.
What if I have to send one of my
ventilators to your house?
Okay, well, now.
Yeah, just put his address in your screen.
I'm gonna put your exact address in the chat.
If anyone can go help them out tomorrow morning, please, uh, please do please.
Lord have mercy.
He was funny.
Is it obviously we're not going to do that or whatever, but like, I bet you they'd
be like, uh, I bet you if he did do that, they'd be like, uh, mechanics.
Probably not going to do it.
It probably, it, they'd probably actually be able to.
Yeah.
They'd probably be a very nice guy and they'd probably be very helpful, but then the bad thing would be six months from now
Someone would hear of this and then come kill you
The but tomorrow would be great tomorrow would be fantastic
99.9% chance a really cool person shows up, but there's a point zero one percent chance that a murderer shows up
Honestly good good chances, I think roll that dice. Yeah, I've got it all those guys. Those are good
Where are you guys at? I don't know where you guys are.
Uh, I am at Pinewood right now.
I'm at Pinewood. Where are you at?
I'm also in Pinewood.
I just went inside. I'm in the restaurant where we were...
Wait, are you guys both together?
No.
No.
I don't know what happened.
Well, I'm going to the restaurant.
Okay, I'm going to the restaurant too.
Let's all meet at the restaurant.
Are you guys going to the restaurant?
No, that's me. That's me.
Oh, okay.
Somebody just shot at me in the courtyard.
This is me. This is me. This is me. Don't shoot at me.
No, okay. Oh, that was you shooting me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, I can't.
What? Oh, see?
Oh, God.
Can I see that pistol for a second?
No. Okay.
Right. Oh, shit.
Why would you want this over an F in?
Uh, just because I like you so much, I want to bless you.
Ah.
Can I bless you?
Can we swap pistols?
I want to bless you.
No.
No, no, no.
I want to bless you. I want to bless you.
I want to bless you.
He said blast me you want to blast you I want to blast you I want to blast you
Blast you I'll blast you
I'll blast you swap it with me some business for me. Let me let me see your pistol here. No, you just go ahead drop yours
You're telling to see
Go ahead and drop it
Go ahead and drop you know
Okay dropping
That's my pistol and it's got
Oh
Alright, okay, I don't have back sights. Yeah
We see where this bullet goes
Is it goes like to the left side of the gun and is that so we're like, right like
Let's just get way, this isn't much better, but take this I already have one of those
Yeah, it's not great. It's not great. Trust me. It ain't great.
Okay, I'm just gonna get out of this guy's go
We got a good let's go over to come on. We have a laser. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, thanks. I have a laser
I can do that. Okay. Yeah, that's very off the side of the gun. Oh
Yeah, it's a real person
Who's right right now?
No, no, I'm on I'm gonna stay well. You ready to use run. He's right. No, no
Was it a scav the whole time? Oh my god?
That was close
Oh
My god, you look hard you look hard you look hard quickly use the propeller take it close your eyes and take it quickly
Close your eyes and take it. There's some problem. I'll heal you up close your eyes and take it quickly close eyes
Close your eyes take it quickly close your eyes
Right good right now
Every time every time with this guy
It's like five in a row. How is he not dead? What do you mean? It's probatol. It's very healing very healing
Let's watch over you. Let's see. I don't even know what you're talking about
Crazy let it watch over you. There's some of that goes somebody your guys away. You should be a silenced gun
That's good. Oh god. That was not me
I
See you'll kill Caban did he's good. He's oh my god this guy's a hundred thousand dollars
We just need a single grenade. He was bad, and he was bad bad
See
Okay, I'll let you say this is me before you step out all the way with a flashlight as big as the sun aiming right at my mouth
I would have taken your head off
I was just giving you a little warning. Oh, it's going for come on
Let's go to Caban. Let's all go to Caban. Let's all go to Caban. Let's all go to Caban.
Hey, where did this three bags fragile? Anyone could have. This has to be one of you guys.
I'm in the bank right now. I'm in the bank. Who are you guys at? Are we going to Caban?
We're right behind you. We're literally approaching now.
No, you come on it. Come on guys. Come on it. Sorry cool guys only
Sorry cool guys only sorry. That's right. I'll go around you go right. I
Apologize I did not know that was one of the rules. I would have warned you
We have a grenade for good bond
Negative that's that's a negative
Gunner the gunner's dead just run in there. Are you serious?
Shit just quick snack right behind you right behind you okay, I'll be right there. Oh my god. He's not gonna you liar you liar
You got this
What is he doing to my boy?
What is he doing to my boy?
What is he doing?
Oh no, oh god.
Okay, we have got this other guy.
I'll be trying to keep this.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
This one's for leaven.
This one's for leaven.
Remember me, remember me.
Oh, lemon's dead.
Yes, let me explode it
It's like we drew it up
Excellent work, excellent work.
That might be a BMC, I'm not even lying to you.
That could be that BMC.
It is, it is, it is.
100%.
Let him, let him go.
Let him go, boys.
No, he's on the other side.
He's behind you.
I know, I know.
This way, yeah.
The way we came in, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, well there's also somebody the way we came in.
We're getting pinched.
It's a pinch.
Grab one of these guys' guns.
Grab the guns.
I was there, I was there, we all worked together and got the bomb.
That's why I'm taking the light!
Excellent, just good. Do a quick pocket check just in case there's armor in there.
Oh, you could take it. I said if I'm still wearing armor in my pocket.
There, I can hear him.
Shhh!
There's two, there's two!
Do you know where there's a hole to this one?
What the?
Here we go, here we go!
What you see now is the seconds leading up, the gimmick getting absolutely atomized.
My two big, brawling gentlemen, that are about to lay their cocks on the table in front of them.
Watch and learn.
Damn it! That guy got him!
That was so close!
Okay guys new plan new plan. There's everyone I've labyrinth. Yes, no, no, no, but I might
be close. What do I have to do? Well, you have to wait 12 hours is one of the requests.
So okay, not really feasible. Nope. Nope. Not very feasible. Not very feasible. Okay.
New plan alert, new plan alert, new plan alert.
So Gimmick doesn't have a lab's guard, and Lemon doesn't have lab, it's perfect.
It's the perfect combination.
It's the perfect combination.
We can do icebreaker, and let's get there.
And together we are idiots.
Video game.
And together we are idiots.
Hey.
Fucking moron.
Okay, I only new plan. I'm a new plan alert. We do the exact same thing again. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, you're five sevens boys. We're going at this is gonna be tittle lady. This is gonna
Oh
It's too late. It's against my religion. It's against my religion. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, you're Jehovah witness
No
Okay, well then how much you witness this is this cock and balls going to your bottle
Okay, well
All right
That's completely unrelated well, I'm just well I was just suggesting it. It's just a suggestion as a friend
All right, and you know what I appreciate good. I appreciate that. Thank you. I
Think okay
Okay, I think okay. I'm not sure though. It's okay. It's okay. No one's really sure of anything. Let's run
Okay, is everyone ready to rumble?
I'm ready to rumble.
I'm ready to rumble.
We're going right here, boys, if we lose this, no more zero heroes to the Reds tonight.
This is our last chance.
This is our last chance.
This is our moment.
They would sing songs to us.
They would count tails.
They would say the tail of gimmick juiceman and the bungalow.
on March 27th, 2026, around the campfire.
The year 2350 on March when we populated Mars.
What?
Yes.
That's right.
There's campfires on Mars in the year 2350.
Oh, shit.
They're going to get campfires up there.
It's never been done before.
Never been done before.
Never been done before.
I still don't understand why we sent a dog to space,
or rush to send a dog to space.
I don't know what really that was for.
It's not like you can operate a spacecraft.
Lucky dog
What a lucky dog
Is it's to see what happens to a biological body not they didn't expect
Animal nobody gives a fuck about we everybody loves dogs. We're like a
Lemur up there or something
Yeah, the dog dog is a weird choice we we sent a chimp we sent a chimpanzee. Oh
Oh, but that actually had because chimpanzees are genetically very close to humans.
So it was you know, the most genetically close thing to humans is a mushroom.
You should have sent a mushroom to pilot that spacecraft.
Let's ride.
Murder burner asked me, is peanut burnt because he gets spit roasted by two
massive men every round?
No, they're just cooked by the lobby every round.
You
All of you boys quickly let's go let's go let's go this should be people that's far right here to the right
We gotta go we gotta go we don't have any long ways
Do it make sure your mom will hide quickly. Oh, I see him. There's one. He went right to left
It's a gentle. Yeah, that's the street. It's cool. Let's go switch scenes
You gotta get it. We gotta get it. We got
Go go go go
He's already crossed already crossed you saw him you saw him. We saw him. Oh shit. Oh shit
Let me get my front man.
Come on there, come on there.
Not this way.
Secrets.
Eyes.
No, don't eyes.
Secrets.
He's up here, he's up here.
He's up here.
He's up here.
I've been using that deck.
That place with the key spots.
Yep.
Oh yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, not right here.
The place with the relax key spots.
The place right there.
Oh wait, you think he's in that one?
No, he's in that one.
Look into my eyes.
Like a slice
I'm a secret
with a homo booty bandage with a homo booty bandage open up open up with your
put your hands up with a homo booty bandage
yeah I am I am I am I'm really a homo booty bandage put your hands up
Oh, wait, what, wait, what, what's going on?
Wait, wait, what's going on?
Wait, come out with him, come out with the pants down.
I'm coming with my pants down.
Oh god, oh god, he's bald, oh god, he's bald.
Oh shit, oh god.
All right, stand back.
Let me deal with these fools.
Stay back, let me deal with these fools.
3, 2, 1, come get him!
3, hold on a minute, excuse me, excuse me.
Got him!
Hooray!
Good work team!
That's why you don't mess with the buggy later.
I was spinning a corner.
That was not my...
and flying out man well i'm gonna get like he made a bush
37 dude this guy oh you better start getting checked for cross state
this guy came out of the other group although he went straight to relax
wait somebody else's somebody else's he's right he's right he's right 100 percent
100 percent okay oh it could be a scab
let's have a scab let's have a scab
scab-eliminated.
Hey, quickly, to Mr. Kabushi, to Mr. Kabushi!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Move, move, move!
You tried to kill gimmick?
I don't know why he was doing that. That was self-defense.
I saw that gimmick. I saw that was self-defense.
I was self-defense. That was self-defense.
I mean, I was in part of that, and then he took a swing at me.
And he had some more room to back up.
He started swinging at everybody.
So he went crazy.
and say they bring out my melee weapon
oh wait oh wait there's a guy there's a guy right I saw him see I'm not gonna
use right left right right along the fence
all right okay boys just wait let's wait let's wait let's wait let's wait let's see
watch your watch watch your watch oh god did you see that did you see that
guys guys he's right here we left oh she's wait oh he's right here
oh you're alive fuck you fuck you we're the homo booty bandage bitch I'm gonna do a flaking on him
homo booty bandage
Okay, listen i'm gonna run to the other side and then we'll do a pinch uber pinch.
right here I'm watching the fence okay I'm halfway there halfway there
give me where you where you at okay watch this right here yeah yeah I'm
literally right here shit right around I'm gonna go in in about five seconds
that's just a good okay I'm going in I'm going in
Oh
Holy crap, oh my god, oh crap. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh
American sniper raid oh my god
You guys ready?
I'm gonna be talking about it later.
No, no, no. It's a dirty hero. We don't have grenades.
No, I got a grenade. I got a grenade.
I got one. I got one. He's got a grenade.
Like I said, one of us might have a grenade.
Dude, let's go. Let's go out there and kill. Come on, come on, guys.
Go here.
George!
George!
I like that! You son of a bitch!
Oh, oh.
I
Shall work on the deal is right behind us somebody's behind us you sure
No, maybe it's up top. No, no, I think I use in the dealership. I saw one in there. Hey, look what I get one
Guys on the gun there's a guy on the gun
Got the other group, got the other group!
Ah, I got the other guy, I got the other guy, I got the other guy, he's dead!
I had to run away from the gun right into the car.
Ooh, I might not make it! Oh shit!
I'm leading the gun down.
Oh, ding-a-ling-a!
Caban's lit.
Caban is lit.
Where is he?
Got another one, got another one!
There's one inside, there's one inside.
I'm gonna pack a quick bag, whatcha get?
I do it quick here, quick here, quick here.
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
Do you run again?
No, no, no.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You want to join?
You just shoot at that guy and it's on the guy that looked alive.
Wait, who's that? Do you speak Russian?
I don't, I'm Blast, Blast!
Divide my team, God Star!
Mr. God Star!
Oh shit, go back, go back, go back!
Oh, it's a bad guy. It's a bad guy. It's a bad guy.
We got some armor and some stuff on these guys, yeah?
I got a little fiber. I got a little fiber.
Gluten, gluten, gluten, gluten, gluten, gluten.
I'm a blue boy now. I'm a blue boy now.
I'm a blue boy.
I've got some very different stuff on. Very different stuff on.
Oh
This way we're gonna do a little thank you. We're gonna come in as we are right? Okay, so you go we all go forward
I'm gonna flash that I'm gonna flash I do not I went on my but I might have killed him
I think I killed him. Oh, I did kill I got him. I got him again. I think that's it
Yeah, oh my gosh, oh we got treats on treats in here
Where's my wish come on out, where's my I already lose him
That's not dead boys. We're not dead. Oh, he is there
Oh
Stay back
Where'd he go?
Where's he?
I don't see anyone. I don't see anyone.
He's here. He's here. He was out in the middle, like by the tank. By the tank.
Did something, something?
Oh man, we are. We got stacked. We are stacked.
We got some credits.
Oh yeah.
My oh my god, oh my god, look at this. Oh my god. If you weren't give it time for night. It's you right now. Oh
$69
Nice things
Thank you. Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you. Okay. I'm I I got the goods you got the good
Got the good. I got the goods there
you two
Another one eliminated the working work. I was an action. What's gonna? What's gonna get out of here?
It's gonna get out of here. I'm on my way. I'm on my way
Is this you running
Oh
Okay, it's just lemon
Very close very close. That was close one. Ah, was your close one
Oh my god
the other month of us okay all right time to go time to go
did you get enough loot you get enough loot because i got a lot of life i am fully looted
you take your sickness no shit no you take oh what the oh what the hell wait i make a shot
I threw a grenade at the head.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Woo!
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, my God. I'm fine.
Oh, my God.
You take this and heal up. Take this and heal up.
Okay.
No, God.
You take this and you heal up.
I'm here.
Oh, God.
You block it.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Like you, like you.
Like you, like you.
You got money for me. I need to take the car.
I got somebody, I got somebody, come on.
Okay, come on.
You don't sound, do you have COVID?
No, listen, I have COVID.
Oh, God.
Listen, I can give you a COVID kiss though.
Yeah, give me a COVID kiss.
Permission for COVID kiss.
Permission granted.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Very luck.
We're COVID lovers now.
People will talk about us.
People will talk about us for generations.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna tweet that kiss, Fauci.
Oh, God.
Yeah, you like that, Fauci.
How do you like that?
Your masks cannot mask love. True love.
Take that.
Okay, get the car going.
Okay.
Drop. Drop. Oh.
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Wait, there could be a guy to the left?
Is there a guy to the left?
We're moving. We're moving left.
Oh, yep. No car.
No car. I'm gonna save him alive.
That's removed.
Okay.
Okay.
Don't worry, I'm just gonna do a quick surf kit here.
Go ahead, this is a great spot for it.
There's actually five surf spots in the whole game.
Probably on the stairwell to the opera.
That's okay, that's okay.
Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
Keep your peepers open, boys.
Keep your peepers open.
Is this a dead person?
I've got to be in the team right here.
I told you, who killed him?
kill him you kill them what's all these
These toys was on the roof.
On the roof, ones on the roof.
Oh, god.
Got him, got him, got him.
Got him.
Go, go, go.
Another one in the back.
In the back.
It's the way we came.
It's the way we came.
Keep going.
You're on your own.
You're on your own.
Every man for the challenge.
Every man for the challenge.
Every man for the challenge.
Oh, god.
Got him, got him.
Go, go, go.
I
Peanut can you look that look back at limit and look look exactly where the blood is
I mean, you look exactly where the bananas are on lemon.
I believe it's his cock.
I believe it's his cock.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha.
We're not going to the exact limit.
Oh, we're not going to the exact limit.
We'll hit the relax key.
It's our destiny.
It's our destiny.
It's our destiny.
We deserve it.
We've earned it.
It's ours.
I feel great.
Oh, god.
Good.
Good to be doing.
You're doing it.
Oh, shit.
Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep.
Oh, I think there is a guy chasing.
Is there a guy, seriously?
He's stealing us.
I'm 100% safe.
I heard somebody behind me.
I'm healing.
The burnt peanut extensions.
Don't go there.
Don't go there.
I'm not going to skip that.
That's grandma porn.
That's going to give you a virus.
That's grandma porn.
Do not go there.
I see, don't know what that is.
Actually, don't go there.
Do not go.
I don't know what that is.
Do not go there.
That is definitely grandma porn.
That is definitely grandma porn.
100% that's grandma porn.
Do not go there.
Do not go there.
You see?
I'm gonna relax. Oh
It was kind of lackluster
I got a tank and two guys you miss something. I miss it. We want this
You miss something. Okay, all right. Okay. You miss sir. You're a bad man. You're going to hell
Another little man back there somewhere is another little man. There's another there's another little man. I swear
There's another little man back there some is another little man
I'm saying
Where's the other little man? Oh
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
Oooooh, mission accomplished.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's so caught, he's hot!
No, you're supposed to drop something.
Oh, shh! Please, please, drop something.
I'm guarding the door.
Okay.
Yeah.
I dropped something. I dropped something.
I dropped something.
I'm gonna come out there for you.
Thank you.
Oh, god.
It was a wild jump to do with the blacked out chest.
You dropped me a beer?
You dropped me one.
I'm talking about a tasty beer.
A nice Miller Lite.
Okay, biggers can't be choosers.
What's this just called?
All I have is my head.
That's okay.
That's all you need.
That's all you need.
I need that in the bush like I talked to you don't you worry. Just go ahead take it
Look he's fine. I'm living in the ice
I'm coming over there
You go quickly quickly you go go go go go go
This is why ads because I hate you
And also you need that you need that
No, don't shoot me, I'm super low.
Hey, gentlemen, gentlemen, hey, gentlemen, hey.
You are actually just ahead.
What?
Just ahead.
What?
How is that possible?
I've never seen that.
Like a head in a jar.
You know, you get enough, you get enough preservatives.
You can keep ahead alive.
The anti-chicken stretch.
That was a huge raid.
That was a big one.
That was a big one.
huge man yeah how'd you survive that legs on that I'm not I don't know how he
survived jumping out of the window on the leg shot guys guys we have to lock
in we that was a good round those are very good right I say listen okay I say
I say we take five sevens because those are obviously the matter I'll kill the
player I killed a player really level 37 oh is the guy a shot that was has red
rebel out that's right well I see guy kind of written that round that was nice
that was nice oh it's good okay so five sevens is that what we're doing I well
obviously works is the matter right I think so it's the meta it's the meta it's
This should matter for sure!
Nothing being checked!
Wooo!
Okay.
Um.
Uh.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
No, no, no, no five seven
No five seven put your five sevens away
What about the MP4
Forge the premonition
I had a I had a permission. I had a vision
St. Nikita came down and whispered in my ear. I saw
Oh, my, uh, this sounds heinous naked
Mosin
They commute way community Mosin or just no just regular motion
Regular motion true Mosin man Mosin man
This is this is where boys are separated from men
man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is where boys become man right here. I want to become
a man. I want to become a man. You're about to become a man. I'm ready to become a man.
You're about to become a man. This is where boys become men. This is the true test of
steel. Wait a second. This this weekend. I was at a grocery store. You know they have
those like bulletin boards where you could post stuff up
no I'm not a fucking weirdo
this isn't weird at all there was a little poster
for the hundred man celebration
is this what we're doing? are we doing the hundred man celebration? this is the hundred man celebration
okay how did you know? was it from the bulletin board of the local grocery store?
That's where I get all my information from.
It's the little bolt that goes up and runs you through.
It was where boys become men at the 100 Man Celebration.
OK.
Oh, god.
And then it was a photo of all these men around the fire.
OK, listen.
OK, you saying there's a bunch of boys
going to the 100 Man Celebration?
Because I've seen your haircut, buddy.
You should stay far away from that.
You saying to me, I've seen your haircut, though.
I've seen your haircut.
I will be calling the police if you
go to the 100 Man Celebration.
You should not be within a 10 mile radius of the 100 minutes that you made.
Immediately call the cops.
How do you go with your haircut at the 100 minutes that you made?
I'm selling that bitch down.
I'm selling that bitch down.
Nothing to celebrate here.
Everyone go home.
Everybody go home.
It's not safe, yeah.
Okay, we okay
Good, okay. All right. Oh, okay. Let's ride
I eat something. Oh my oh
Oh
Dylan Dennis bits out of his fight on Saturday didn't show up to the press conference
Don't be a big man thought you would get a laugh. Yeah, by the way
Were you there give it glass time Dylan dancers here? He offered?
You do a real fight press conference between me and him. Do you guys do that?
There's on the one hand it'd be hilarious because he I mean his job is literally getting concussions
So sentences for him would take about a year to come out of his mouth
On the other hand any publicity is good publicity and I fucking hate that guy. It's true
So are you talking about a real a real fight? I say no no a fight conference
On the mic, you know go back. Oh, oh, you're you're like commentating
No, like you know when the two fighters that they're on different sides of the desk. You've seen I'm Conor McGregor
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they go, you're a pussy, and then the other guy goes, you're a bitch, and then...
Yeah, they pretend to hate each other, and then after the fight's done, they hug each other.
Well, sometimes there's a kiss in there.
Because this time I actually hate him.
This time, for real.
I think you should absolutely do that.
You gotta bring out the battle for the P.O.S.T.
What about the...
All for whiskey is good for whiskey.
Is there a whiskey helping him?
Uh, ooh.
I mean, you're helping each other, you know?
I mean, who's...
Who's Muchenafu in that situation?
It's kind of a, it's kind of a draw.
I'm so out of the loop is like this Dylan guy is he actually like a pretty good fighter.
I don't want to be an asshole, but I literally can't even name the sport he plays.
UFC.
It's not UFC.
It's really, wait, what?
I think he's like, it's like Taekwondo or something.
Oh yeah, Bellator.
A Bellator.
Oh
Mxc, okay
He's a my he's a my tie or not. Sorry Muay Thai. I said just drop there beat the shit out next seat
I said I go out there. I I sweet fuck the conference. I say I go out there. I beat the crap out of item
I said, I got you. I'm good. I bet you I can beat the crap out of that pussy. Uh-huh. Yeah, you got this
yeah
Remember when you're out there, you don't have a lot of cushion
So when he punches me it won't hurt that much because I got a lot of cushion
I got a lot of cushion you mean you're not where you might crack the shell. No, no my show is very valuable
My show is very valuable. It doesn't crack. No, just remember when you're out there. Why are no rules?
Oh, yeah, but it poke his eyes out. Yeah, bring like a piss in his mouth
I'm gonna bring a little blade, I'm gonna knock my arm and I'm gonna
That's now I mean that's gonna make headlines and then I'm gonna say prison fight and I'm gonna stab them
Piece of glass a globe. Oh shit. Oh, yeah, I mean, I'll publicity's good publicity. You will be
Way more famous than you are right now. You will also be probably in prison a long time
You're gonna imagine the peanut prison arc when you got out. I mean that would be huge that would be huge
How long we wish it was I can do like a week in prison a little bit of butt-fondling
But I'm not trying to be like 20 years in prison and be the craziest his wife
I'd have to Google it, but I don't think it gets you where they said Martha they could say oh you can't go to Martha's to it
prison, that's a great idea
Correctly got a golf club. Okay. Okay. I'll listen. I'll stab in the game
In the game by the way, this is in game. It's just in
This is in Tarkov. By the way, if anybody thought this is real life. It's not right and then and then I'll go to Martin's
Tooth prison for like a week
Maybe Martha Stewart and I will have like a little flaying or something and then well, she's actually there. She's been released. Oh
Oh, so, but I mean, you'll probably meet some other
interesting people. Oh, we'll never know. Well, no, no, I
know. Martha Stewart was mine. Well, well, people can visit
you. I'm sure Martha would stop by. Do you see what? They
have like a certain visit. I think it's called. I can't
remember. I think I think I unscrew the jar and say hello,
Martha.
No, I've been waiting for you. I've been waiting for you, Martha.
I've you seen the video. It's so good to see you. Do you see me stab the man with the
glass? That's right. That's right. I've come to have a little chat, Martha. Yes, Martha.
Martha. Welcome. Martha, why are you backing away, Martha?
Now let's ride!
I
That's right
This is your best way yet, this will be our best way yet mojins only the challenge no one has ever done this before
No one has no one has to steal this
Technically you're mozen only I didn't realize yet the archangel in a specter, but but yeah
It's all good. I'm this is a motion taking Lee
This is a motion this is technically a motion
Clearly it is
Says it right there. Mohsen sniper. That's what it's
It's it's it's a motion. It's a motion. It's a motion. It is technically a motion. It's amazing
It's amazing. Oh my goodness. I'm telling you if you ever go to guy for your restaurant
You gotta get the amazing chicken tenders.
Now I know that's a stupid name,
but they have this delicious brown sugar sauce.
It is absolutely divine.
Really?
I'm not even joking, I'm not even joking.
You're not even joking?
No, I'm not joking.
No, it's actually delicious.
We got those together!
Oh yeah.
I forgot.
Well, give it where they're pretty good.
Where they're good.
Nice.
I forgot that's where I found out about you. I forgot. Oh, did you like them? They were
good. They were amazing. That's why they called that. We said they got the name. And then
we got them and they were amazing. We were guessing that they wouldn't be like amazing
chicken tenders. They'd be like great chicken tenders, like good chicken tenders. Right.
But not amazing. They were amazing. They were amazing. Actually, you know what's crazy?
What's crazy is that I didn't even try the ranch because the brown sugar was so good, but their ranch is
Incredible best friends have ever had at the guy Fieri restaurant
And I'm telling you dude something about this Frost and Tim's make you think he might be a racist
But that ranch is absolutely delicious. It's the perfect. It's the perfect texture. It's the perfect consistency
It's the whole art versus the artist thing right? Oh, mm-hmm
Yeah, well, do you think the racist make the best ranch is what you think I think racists make the best burgers?
I don't know if they make the best rancid rancid but you know if you're in a burger cooking competition you want to race
This is a hundred percent hundred percent
Yeah, am I right boys are my ride am I right of my ride hundred percent hundred percent hundred and fifty percent
Okay, what do we see when we see your score it's underscore obito sent what's his up mister not hope you're flying
How like I am right now
You should try a rumple mint shot for the one-time trust what that is. I'll figure out what that is and I'll find it
I'll get it
I'll figure out what that is
Oh, is your sister busy here?
We'll see him
Well, let's go to a second. Let's kill that guy. Yeah, let's go to the med. Yeah. Yeah
Oh
Buzz! Buzz! I'm calling a time-out! Buzz! Buzz! Time-out! Buzz! Buzz! Time-out! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
Time-out! Buzz! I'm serious, but I'll be with my Microsoft computer.
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid! Oh my god, that could not have gone worse.
in Pecranade what the hell was that are we serious are we serious what those guys
were strapped to the teeth holy crap if you stand right in front of oh my
she says right your call out was accurate and then was accurate I didn't
buy them in three I didn't buy them in three guys I got oh my god oh my that
could have gone better. Did you see that? Those guys were armed. Those guys were strapped.
It was five? We were going to fair fight. Well, not fair fight, but we would have had a chance.
Well, at least we did not leave the card. I, listen, I should we grab our motions again?
I should we grab our motions again? It's motion time. It's motion time. It's motion time. It is
motion die listen listen let's see what i can do with this let's see what we can do with this
quote unquote mozen not much uh no you can get the motion like 23 ergo and put the lk on it
I bought the infantry carbine. I think I needed to buy the other one. Yeah, you're in the cycle one
We bring in gear
It's uh, yeah, it's mosey time, but I'm bringing I'm bringing a nice
All right, you mean yeah mosey
Yeah, I'm bringing the kind of mosey and I'd be proud to bring out you bring up you bring a mosey
You'd be proud to bring a hundred percent a hundred percent a hundred percent. Yeah, that's my most as 27 ergo
Oh, is that good or bad? That's very good for emotion
Because ergo does
Ergo is usually zero out of all that stuff
80s speed. You got a 27 ergo? Yeah, you put the Angelica thing on it though. Oh, Chris
Angel's, uh, Chris Angel, yeah. Thing? The Chris Angel's, uh, special, um, tactical
device. I think Chris Angel's doing real magic. It's a CA-STD. Yeah, and you want an
STD and then you want to grab the Archangel. And the special attack is given out on STD.
Free to yeah, he's a generous man. He's the chris angel as he gave me seven little special tactical device
No, that's why
That's a surprise. Well, I wasn't surprised I paid for it
And the colors mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
Oh
Oh
The wish was an STD that you could give swinders by spit not him
So someone messes up like your burger order and they don't like if they put like extra pickles on there
And you specifically ask for no pickles you know
And then bam is that you're not you're not getting pickles on your burger fucker. That was just an example
That was an example. That was an example like it. Okay. Okay. I'll tell you a real problem that I have
I have a real problem. I'll go to water burger and I will get uh two large fries just like anybody else
And I will I you know that requires a lot of spicy ketchup that requires at minimum four spicy ketchup at minimum four
Ideally six spicy ketchup and they'll give me one. They will give me one spicy ketchup. Are you serious?
What if there's two large fries with two separate people? They're not
What if they were a Chick-fil-A and you're like are they charging you for more or they think sauces and no they don't charge
And you gotta sit there and you gotta say
More than he gave you one more and they're like no, I really need I need a lot more
But they did I swear I swear that these employees there must be a directive that like if you give away too many sauces
You're gonna be fired. You know what you know what?
Why you know what there's something that that actually titillates my mind I at first
I was really angry with people when restaurants started charging the 25 cents for like a sauce
I was like dude. Why are you charging for sauce? But now I actually realize it's the meta
You mean you just pay a dollar and you get exactly how much you want
And then you could sell the sauce and make money off of their sauce
Okay, I don't know about that, but you know I mean yeah us could use it
Cuz when it's free you can't like you got to like kind of like oh do they can have a little bit more and you kind of feel bad about it
And like oh, I don't know like sure no, please like I'm kind of fat
I like a lot of them when you pay for them. They owe you that shit. They owe you that
Sources are they judging you do you think there's a little judgment there? I don't care if the judge me
I paid for it. They're gonna give it to me and demand. Oh, yeah
You pay for one sauce, you pay for one sauce.
We are owed sauce, we are owed the sauce.
That's our sauce.
That's our sauce.
If you're getting two fries, you get two sauces.
A four sauce, I don't know if you're owed four sauce.
That's what I'm saying, that's why I kind of honestly,
sometimes I kind of like when they charge for sauce,
because then if I pay like a dollar,
cause usually it's like 25 cents per sauce,
I give them an extra dollar,
and bam, now if you don't give me four sauces,
you're the asshole, not me.
Yep.
Not just an asshole that's a that's criminal. It's a crime. They're committing a crime
It's a good. I'm a with you P. F. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah
It sucks. You have to pay for the sauce. Of course. I'd rather be free
But in terms of like social
social requirements and etiquette, it's just so much easier when
When it turns from begging for free sauce to then being owed
the real sauce. Oh, Mr. Ironman, Mr. Ponto, Mr. Frosty Cool,
Mr. Winsgood, man, good man. I mean, thank you, my boys.
Please thank you, my boys. Right now.
And right. I can't even find.
This is our Mosin Ray that last one was a fluke a warm one was a fluke
You got this time for sure this is the moment you show me this
I've got my Mosin perfectly dialed in
I think there is a tingle across look live on the back rock is that a head I'm gonna take the shot
I think there's a shot.
Yeah, we're so. Is that a head?
No, no, no, no. That's a rock.
I think there's a shot though. I think there's a truck behind the rock.
No, he is a guy.
Really?
Oh, it is!
It's a real guy!
Oh, God, my God!
Oh, my!
Did you just see that?
Did you just see that?
Wait, no, that's the truck.
No, that was the truck.
Well, the truck is what we were seeing, but we also saw a guy.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Did you just see that?
Did you just see that?
Oh, God.
Did you just see that?
Oh, God.
Did you just see that?
We also saw a guy
That's on fucking 50 meters on that
I aimed it once on head to the guy
Yeah, somebody was shooting over there. No, it's probably his teammate
His teammate probably pushed forward and that guy was still loading in
Who's taking maybe doing a poopy?
I should go over there take his hoodie
What do you want from me?
Let's look for Sturman real quick.
Quick Sturman look.
You quick Sturman BB?
This guy knows we're coming.
And guys, whether we want to admit it or not, we're coming.
We're coming.
We're coming.
We're coming together at the scene.
I
Think his buddy was go pushing med camp. Thanks. So do I see any more tangles on that hill?
The working gonna be in there. What do you call med camp? What's yours?
We're not pretty base
They don't have no idea that the most of man armies on the way
The hobo butt buddies
Booty bandits are in it. Oh booty bandits. Yeah. Yeah, very different
Hobo butt buddies are a totally different crew. Oh, that's the motorcycle group out of the Midwest
There's a dead scav right here. Oh
I can't be behind, it's not sounded just far enough away to maybe be behind.
That might be the humble blood buddies.
Those are the humble blood buddies, oh my god.
I've been clashing with this rival gang for years now.
This is our chance to help their leader.
This is our moment.
This is our moment.
I'm gonna get my juicy loot.
the dog tag because I'm not a limit might have got that kill I really might
have got you just check the dog tag I'll take a people the dogs how to keep
up take that take a pee and then also take a little shot over that lure this
guy out for you guys it was and he's packing and he's packing his huge boys
oh my god I can't believe we got him in one shot
this guy's using this guy's using m881
oh my god oh my god he had a hot dog up again right there
that means his friend's gonna be big too
oh hundred percent hundred percent he's watching
he's gotta be in the camp I don't see nothing outside
he's in there he probably heard us he's holed up
I thought he heard us running
I
Shot is impoverable
This is behind me
I'm at the rock outside of med camp. Do you really would do a little flaky do you want them?
People
I see nothing on the other side. I also see nothing. I'm gonna go right. I'm gonna go right
We're gonna get this hat was stayed frosty
napers
You cheating nothing. Oh
I know
He's got to be in here, he's got to be in here, he's 100% in there, no doubt.
Fool like this, oh yes, why he's doing it, yes why he's having this, what a fool.
I
See nothing on this shot. I'm gonna keep it right
What's your scab right on the edge of it? I'm on the outside. Just
Just
I'm gonna walk in walking in or just body inside dead body inside dead body
Yeah, he is in here
No, you would say no
This is me moving
I'm gonna push up a little more multiple bodies. We're talking bodies on bodies
Sounds like you're throwing grenades. I give my game. He's a metal. Who's a metal? Who's a metal? Oh, I just I
Think I know what you just did
I
Killed a really good player. Yeah, I bet opposite side of where I bet I bet oh
No, I bet you got you got him good. Didn't you?
Wow, I'm sorry. It's on gimmick
What a really good shot geared
Okay, it was really it wasn't us because he was really geared and he was on the opposite side of where peanut was
Yeah, yeah, oh, he was on the right side. He was on the right side, so he's just gonna be him.
Yeah.
There's a great shot though, huh?
Oh, he's still being played.
He's starting to flotch into this area.
We'll have to go over to the certified flotch.
Good.
It's next to the smoking area outside.
As you get all the way over there.
It was like, remember when I saw his movie, right?
And then I did it. No comp did.
Did I ask on a stack?
And then he had his name correct?
That's the opposite side.
Can't bring your stuff on, right?
Bring your treasures out.
All right.
I mean, there's going to be no big deal.
It's going to be a no big deal situation.
Okay.
An NBDS.
When I threw that grenade and you said peanut just threw a grenade.
You think I might have teleported somewhere else and then another guy spawned
there?
Well, you just had a hell of an arm.
Damn, dude.
Hey, you have something I can repeat it, Brady.
I'm gonna require that whole kid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you.
Dude.
We see you though, heck with the shot, Mr. gimmick.
Heck with the shot.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wait, you saw-
Oh, I saw a guy- I saw a guy giving scene like super far in the forest where it's my
car.
No, you just-
Okay.
Have you shot- are you shooting for the forest?
Okay, no.
I'm just getting team gilded here.
Okay, all right.
All right, this is a good one.
Can you?
Are you serious?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Jesus Christ.
You're the best chocolate player you've ever seen in my life.
We got to get out of here.
Holy Christ.
C.O.T. 6.
C.O.T. 6.
C.O.T. 6.
C.O.T.
6.
C.O.T.
6.
C.O.T.
6.
C.O.T.
6.
C.O.T.
6.
C.O.T.
while I'm healing a bleed this is gaslighting says the guy who team killed
peanut yeah yeah thank you lemon thank you I must be a bitch love and kill him
I must be a man that guy coming from that direction
Lin would have also been killed another leg take his other leg I think I'm
taking a leg I'm just the one taking it's just left leg it's just left leg okay
left leg I wish that now I could roll this grenade down the hill here roll it
He's serving he's serving good
It's 11 11 make a wish guys I wish gimmick wish for it would be impotent
What if I take one shot at the end, but it has no scope on it.
It has no scope on it, so.
One more shot, I think you deserve one more shot,
you're a big player.
It doesn't have a scope on it.
Lemon, lemon, one more no scope, lemon, one more no scope,
one more just one more.
This is just a no scope, this is, I'm no scoping.
Lemon, one more.
This is, this is ain't it, are you serious, are you serious?
I'm getting out, I'm getting out, I'm getting out.
Let me, one more, let me.
Ha!
Oh!
I can't believe it.
Oh my gosh, he killed me.
This, and look.
Ah, just like we drew it up. Good work everybody.
Good work, gentlemen. Good work.
He's sick. He's sick.
All right.
I will not be bullied.
I will not be bullied for this.
You see what he just did to you?
You're gonna take that.
I see you take revenge next time.
I'm gonna put a bullet in his head.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Right off the rev.
Right off the rev, don't even let him breathe.
Don't even let him blink for the first time.
Kill him before you get this important role.
Last night in Lockdown Protocol where he killed me at the beginning of the race.
Fast for that, fast for that.
This revenge comes slow, but it comes good.
Vengeance of dispatch served.
Tomorrow.
Heard up of the mic.
I think you I think you're left.
Hey, I had traction. I'm not great.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Why are you playing with this guy? He just take TK two people.
That's honestly a great question.
What are we doing here playing with this idiot?
What are we doing?
He is evil.
I don't know.
He's evil.
I'm like a TK guy.
Yeah, what the hell?
It's crazy.
If you added up all of the-
You call him the Shadam who stayed at Darkon.
Maybe it's like a hundred times I've tK'd peanut and zero.
That these tK'd same with linen.
That'll never happen.
No.
And I'm just a bad guy.
You're a bad man. You're a bad bad man.
You just hit a Kampman!
The difference though is-
I need my head in a Kampman because you put a bullet in!
And next month, I would still...
not amount to half of the times you two have TK'd me.
We've never TK'd you.
That's, you look at him making him lies about his never.
Well listen, you know, if you, it was an accident probably,
right?
Yeah, yeah.
No, you said helmet check and shot me in the back of the
head like three days ago.
Right at the edge.
No, no, that doesn't sound like me, no.
That doesn't sound like me at all.
Yeah, that doesn't sound like me at all.
I don't know what I'm keeping this the difference is no you can
You get back right now young man, that's a good run. I'm calling this I'd win
But you give me that get back along with the exam oh young man kills a kill baby kill
You give me that you give me that get back you give me that get back ready I
I didn't really get your Mosin, but I got the
Kid of the gun that if I guess maybe that guy's okay with that with the mags of the air which of it all that'll be fine
I'm going even we're calling even we'll call it even we'll call it even we'll call it even we'll call it
This is called a toxic relationship. Call it even my ass. We'll call it even do it anyway. Oh look at that silly
Real silly killing your friends. Yeah silly
Maybe murderous gimmick. Maybe betrayer gimmick yet once you report this piece of said
You know what, everyone go into Darkob, type in silly gimmicks and report him for hacking.
I don't know if it's a good idea.
That's right, you're done for, buddy, you're done.
You are done for.
Hello, Ron.
You're done.
Ironically, that might actually get me down.
You've probably got, if 10% of your viewers do that right now, I'm done for.
You're like, execute order 66.
Stop what just did it. Thank you stop words. Thank you stop. What's thank you sir?
All right, all right, all right, oh
bringing you
Tell me that bones armor gun mag extra ammo all the fixings all the fix it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I deserve I deserve it I deserve it
I deserve it.
I'm gonna start TK'ing you guys just like
once every other day just to keep you humble
because this is heinous. When I get TK'd I laugh it off.
No problem guys.
Great, great, great, great. And then I TK'ing you guys
and I have to hear this bullshit.
I have to hear this wine.
You have to play.
We're gonna wine after everything I suffered with you two.
I don't know what you're talking about.
After you get it.
11 he's not even
But he has gone off and even what is this guy talking about is this guy Jayne need some coffee
He needs some yeah some coffee some therapy. I think he's a little bit
Relaxation guy
There's something wrong with this one this I mean is he silly gimmick or cranky? Yeah, silly. Yeah, that's that's a good question
That's a good question. Yeah, I'm about cranky gimmick here. I've got cranky gimmick
And do we got cranky gimmick today? Yeah, uh?
Uh, yeah.
Hey, more like, uh, more like, perfect aim gimmick.
Let's run.
One shot, two shots, two kills.
Alright.
Alright, I'm ready to rip.
I got your shit.
Hmm, hmm.
Can do it anyway.
Spidey better judge me.
Wait, wait, wait.
No one complains more about Team Damage than gimmick.
Yeah, thank you.
You need a VIP that guy.
I'm on it.
Give me his name.
I like to be on it.
His name is Rissy5541.
We need to give him VIP immediately.
This guy needs to go to the doctor immediately because something is not right.
Yeah, I think he hit it nerve-wracking.
We question up cranky.
My stuff back will be even.
I'm very sick.
You're very sick.
You too.
You too.
My I'm a pop.
You honestly dude.
I don't know why you slander me and lemon.
We have never done anything to you.
Honestly.
You know what lemon what I don't think I want to be this guy's friend anymore.
Yeah.
I'm thinking about hitting my friendship.
Yeah.
I'm gonna.
Yeah.
No, that's fine. After you give me the S.R. 25, I'm right in front of you.
Oh, dang it.
And I kind of need to use the bathroom and I'm at his house right now.
I'm kind of worried he's going to kick me out of the house.
So I'm going to be I've already taken the top part of his toilet off.
He's pooping the water.
Poison the toilet.
Oh, do the shower.
Do the shower.
Do the shower.
Toilet.
Is it gimmick that dude who killed you for $50.90?
I believe that was gimmick.
That was gimmick.
That was gimmick.
That's weird.
Well, now you've got two, it looks like.
That was for a purpose.
That was for a very specific purpose.
Just an ethical purpose.
That was an ethical team.
I was ethical. Are you sure?
Yeah, that was an ethical one.
And on your birthday, gimmick.
Wow, I'm not even to celebrate.
I'm not even to celebrate anymore.
Hey, that was a pretty good shot, though.
Oh, that was a heck of a shot, Mr. Gimmick.
I'm tired. I didn't know what was going on.
In I was one moment,
I was walking through the field, having a great day.
The sun was shining on my skin.
The birds were chirping.
The butterflies were flapping.
And the next moment I was in purgatory,
awaiting to see whether I go to heaven or hell.
Three zesty no scopes with the most.
It's the last wish of a dragon that flies in shit!
My ship to be taken by the sea!
My man, my man!
I'm mad!
You're as glad as you feel good.
I'm glad you died.
This is bad for you. You know what?
My arms are blacked out.
You want these blasters? I'm going to shoot gimmick in the head.
This red, this for you.
I'm going to shoot him right in the head.
I'm going to say this is for Blasphemous.
This is for Blas- I'm going to say Helmetech!
And that's when you know it's for Blasphemous.
That's when you know it's for you.
You keep your people open. Bam!
Helmetech! Bam!
Then you'll know. Then you'll know for honor.
Let's ride!
I
Think it was last received
Where are oh wait, I see right. Oh, uh gimmick gimmick
Yeah, oh, where's the gun at?
I put it on the ground right in front of you, and I'm not gonna name any names as I ain't no snitch
But one of us took it. It's not me. I did not have it. I don't have it. I don't have it
We might be you getting cold
Where is
We got people coming. We got people going to kill us.
Hotter? Hotter?
Oh, I see that.
Got it! Give me, give me, give me.
Is this you?
See that?
Okay.
Oh, Jack!
What's that?
I should have known with the macromis out of a bit.
Also, if you don't have any mags or ammo, it's...
We guys, we got a move though.
We are in this.
Okay, all right, all right
I lock it in boy lock it in
Wait, I'm gonna use people to sit over here yet a lot. They're gonna run right over. We're gonna get all lined up with our moans
boys you definitely heard those shots
oh yeah they're coming here in a moment here
I'm gonna say it 30 seconds
do it and you're cool do it and you're cool
30 seconds
oh okay Jesus Christ
hey what
what are you one oh I think I got him
I got him I got him I got him
you got him you got him? is it playing Scabbo?
It was a scab, it was a scab, but he was...
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm shell shocked, I'm completely shell shocked.
I'm gonna follow you far away.
We gotta get moving, we gotta get moving.
We gotta get moving.
It's imperative.
Are you serious?
I'm gonna have CTE.
What is that?
They don't do it. They don't do it.
That's what football players get, because they take too many hits.
I see them. I see them.
I'm scabbed.
Yeah.
Is he a pro backpack?
He's a pro backpack. Yeah.
Oh, that's weird. I shot him.
I'm going to put this most right between your eyes, all right?
Oh, I'm going to bring out the guy.
Did you bring extra mags for the macros?
Yes, I did. Yes, I...
I've got 80 more shots of this, buddy.
Oh
By way, I think you guys will be happy to know that your your helmets are working just fine
Oh, yeah
Me the crypt story that's very different from a crypt story that would be where people are buried
The only way I need this person right here got him. He said he doesn't play here. Is that a player?
This is a player
What an idiot
I don't know he's just lurking around
Look what he looks look sad. You look very sad. He looks scavish
He's have he's fallen on hard times. I'm taking the glasses though. We're not gonna come from
Resort resort resort. You said it's getting a percent right on the right side
Did I literally I'm gonna forget my I'm not even gonna remember who my family is
After this rate
Remember my own family
You're taking away my memories good good. You don't need your family all you need is buggy legion
She first
Gonna call me chicken soup for the soul after this
Wait, would you hear the shot?
I think it was on the right side.
I bet they jumped into the West Wing.
Use that knockin' of yours.
Use that knockin'.
Oh, oh, oh, now I'm bleeding out.
I'm bleeding.
You shot me right in the butt.
Oh, he does have you bleeding.
Right up the hole.
It's okay, there's already a hole there.
You can't do more damage.
It just goes right through the hole,
pops out the front.
It's basically science, it's basically science.
I don't know if we're gonna be able to make it in here
without guy, we're making a lot of noise out here
you're just taking around.
You guys, there's definitely somebody there.
I just need someone.
I just need someone.
We gotta move, we gotta move.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Leave me.
He's nabbing.
He's nabbing.
He's nabbing.
He's nabbing.
He's nabbing.
Help me check.
He's still waiting here.
He's still waiting here.
100%.
I'm bringing it. I'm bringing the macros
You see him?
I see him. I see him. He's in the hole. He's in the hole. I see him.
He's in the hole in the wall.
Like behind the stairs no like in the hold of the wall right there like right there. Oh, she's making it. Oh, yeah
Well, he's up top he's up top wait, what you know, he's bad. This is true. I saw somebody up top
I saw a top left top left. There's two. There's definitely top left 100% okay. I think you just went to the middle
Well, he's outside he peaked us he's outside
I missed! I missed!
On purpose, so...
He's in the kitchen! He's in the kitchen! He's in the kitchen!
He's going back? He's going...
Back left, back left. Yep, by the kitchen.
What do we do? What do we do?
We have a shot.
Re-limit.
See my arm stamp?
Oh my skinny little chicken arms.
Or we get close and we don't invite them.
I know what you're about.
You stop it.
He's back with the shit, sir.
Where's, where?
Oh, shit!
Alright, next time, dodge that one.
Back left, back left, he's running out the back.
Really?
He ran out the back 100%.
He's in the bushes.
He's way back there.
In the bushes?
To the right
I mean, I don't know if that's somebody else, but there's somebody back on the mountain
Actually push happened that
You little culture.
Oh, come on, guys.
Come on.
Get into the hole.
Get into the hole.
Ow!
Help me check.
Oh, God.
How many?
See a double?
Lucky, lucky.
Lucky, guys.
Lucky, lucky.
Lucky, lucky.
Lucky, lucky.
OK.
Lucky, lucky.
Are you sure you checked what I'm saying?
Is there something I'm saying?
Oh, I got shot from behind.
Wait, what?
What do you mean?
Wait, I got shot.
I don't know if I got shot from you or...
I
Shot me there was a hunt there's a guy out on the mountain by admin he probably going to car extract
Is that what you got shot for right now? I have no idea my head was ringing somebody helmet check
Oh, okay. I'm just making sure it was working. Maybe it's just a helmet check. Maybe it's just a whole check. Maybe it's just a whole check
I'm peeping I'm peeping I'm peeping
I I see nothing
Where'd he go
What? This guy's playing like a pussy.
This guy, this guy's on his feet.
Wait, no, I was running for a second.
Oh, that was here a minute.
Okay.
Okay. Alright.
Oh, that one felt so-
Oh, god. The helmet, it's getting thin.
The helmet's getting thinner and thinner.
Wait, who's-
He's right in front of me.
Wait, wait, is this you out here?
This is me, this is me, this is me.
Oh, no. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
So when I saw it, when I last saw it, I was back here.
Oh, we're dead!
Oh, shit!
Santa Claus!
That's just it!
Oh, is anybody out back right now?
We're out back, we're out back, we're out back!
We're back!
We're gonna go out here and find this guy!
To the right, to the right, to the right!
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I felt like he was running like he was running this direction.
He was literally right here in these bushes.
Oh, somebody's shooting at me from the resort!
Really?
Oh, shit.
Yes, 100%
I
See that I see that I see that I see that I see that people paint me a picture
He's what he's he's willing like he's looking at the sunset
Don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you
We should have we should have we should
We should
Just tell me where he is, I'm gonna take the shot.
Don't shoot, don't shoot. Wait, I gotta, don't shoot.
Get out of my fucking way.
I lost him, I lost him, I lost him.
Oh shit, where are you going?
I see him again, I see him again, he's in the trench, he's in the trench.
He's running back, he's gonna run and lose my loot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Okay.
Oh, I see him, I see him.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, yeah, okay. Yeah, they didn't go good for me. Oh, hey, so he's he's he's he's pissed he's pissed
He's pissed you guys. I'm not gonna lie to you. I shot because I could have sworn that was about to see I since is alright
I said I was I was looking I could have sworn I had to see I'm dead. I'm dead. There's a guy in that car
The guy at car extract really?
He's in the he's in the buildings
I
Shit, it's a totally different dude
Right peanut keep an eye on the trench this guy's got a way he got away. He went all the way back to the thing
The guy who killed me was in the little inlet there by car like on the right side of the fence there. Yeah by those houses
I'm looking at the car. I don't see anything. I can keep pushing on it. Make sure you didn't
can get the car. Do the zero. See if it's green.
There. He's still there. He's still there.
Well, don't make any promises.
I think he's in the top store of that house. There's a double story building and I think
He's upstairs shooting out of the window.
I mean, he's probably just guarding my body now.
He's so...
I think he's doing a puppy guard situation.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm not supposed to do this.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Nikita needs to implement a no puppy guard situation.
Absolutely.
A certified no puppy guard situation.
A CNPS.
A CNPS.
Any word on the guy that you were shooting?
No, I think he's back at the, all the things out there.
I
Keep an eye on this
I can actually just see the car that's not gone I can see the car where from
He's dead
Yeah, I got the guy car not the guy
I
Have not seen a side of this guy
said to you like a city last ran off
We push together to go over there and put together
Sure, sure, sure to hold on let let's let's sweep sweep along the car extract
I can get this guy's I have no armor right now. I'm gonna go loop my man
if I were that guy I'd be hiding that that horizontal trinkets now yeah yeah
that yeah there's a lot of places in smuggler I see my shift I just gotta
take his life take his life take his life damn it I missed oh my god
Oh
Never you say holy aim bad aim like this isn't a fucking two
Two million miles
American sniper. I'm an American sniper. I'm a yeah, hell. Yeah, I am hell yeah
I'm just gonna see this and he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna give you a certificate. Oh my god for best magician
For well for best shot. Oh, okay
I see the aim watch this watch this what you I have bad aim, huh? I got bad aim. Watch this
I want to see I got bad aim watch this. I got bad aim, huh? What's this?
Well, let's see. Let's see. Let's use that bad aim now buddy
What's this guy? He got just for a second. I know it big buddy. Yeah, big buddy big bitch
Big back bitch busty boy big bust
Oh, oh, oh, hold on, there he is, look.
No, that was the perfect shot.
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, there's drag,
there's wind drag, you gotta get back to the wind drag.
The wind must be blowing 20 miles per hour to the west.
All right, so a little, a little.
You need him to sit for just a second.
I meant to miss that shot, I just want to get,
I want him to be scared.
Right, okay, that makes sense.
They want him to fit.
Is he in the, is he in the far, the furthest right?
He's in the right, yeah, the right warehouse,
he's in the right warehouse.
I
He's a hundred percent still in there
Oh
I got shot from behind what through the wall
Wait, hold on no, no, I'm getting shot from smugglers really
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what Angley has on me, but I'm alive. I'm alive. Oh these are same guys
You got it. It's got it's gotta be I think he might be far. I think he might have moved far left
No, he could have moved that much that time
Maybe you push a brew
Impossibru
Okay, I don't think this other two is from her
I'm telling you dude. I don't know what other
Did you not hear those shots?
I
I should I should we get in there wrestling wrestling and tassel them. I can't push dude. I just got sniped
Can't push from here. I might go in there wrestling tassel
Okay, you go in there rest. I go in there wrestling tassel. I think you should a wrestling tassel wrestling tassel
Okay, but all you guys think wrestling and tassel is a good idea
Okay. See, I'm I think
it's a great idea. I think
it's a great idea. Okay.
Okay, then that will that is
what we'll wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, zoom out just a
little bit. Okay. Okay, now
zoom in. Okay. Okay, then zoom
out one more time. Okay. And
then zoom in one more time.
Do you see him? No. Okay, me
He's still in there. He's he's always tough. He's doing that. I'm right the cage
100% you saw that I'm just posting up until you wrestling tassel
You're wrestling tassel
Flash one cent. Hello, mr. P. Thank you for all
And went straight to the gun store like a true
It's a bad
No, no, okay. I don't I heard the parrot figure cows are great for starter weapon
You guys I think you gotta go in there and wrestle and tassel
Yeah, that's true, that's 100% to I'm gonna I'm going in the rest of the time so I'm doing analgen. Oh
Oh, no, I'm out of water. I'm out of water. I'm a thirsty boy. There's water in there, too. Oh, no
Well, I'll go in there, and then I'll get a sip of water, and then I'll rest on tachelum, okay?
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna come push from here cuz I'm just gonna get sniped. I'm just gonna come back to you
Oh wait, yeah, what?
Okay, buddha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go go go
I'm going in for some wrestling and tachelin
Who's this guy? Whoa! Freeload!
A little fine.
Little something, something, nothing too brash. Nothing too brash.
Oh, oh, oh, and he had water on him!
Sport! I was meant to be. Who's meant to be, who's meant to be?
I'm going for that wrestling contestant that I mentioned.
I aforementioned it.
The aforementioned wrestling contestant.
The aforementioned wrestling contestant.
Lock him.
Oh, he's going to get so rashed on the contestant.
Oh, I can't wait.
Oh, he's going to be like, oh my god, who's this wrestling
contestant?
I've infiltrated enemy territory, the rest of the castle is about to come in, sir.
I'm gonna get my-
You sure?
I'll stand up a little bit and I'm going-
Oh, I found another piece to treat-
Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
it's a musty musty
it has to be here somewhere
has to be
I saw how he was eyeing that loot
he wouldn't have left it
I'm not seeing anything
oh no
oh no
oh no
do we do anything no I've been scanning dude it's all quiet it's all
but I'm about to push in oh no I'm pushing it push it push it push it
okay yeah that's him shooting he's moving up towards car extract he's
moving up towards car extract I sure you and him take the shot peanut that's
That's him. That's him.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I got him! I got him!
Too easy! Too easy!
Oh my god. Okay. Listen, I have no stomach.
This is me, no shoo-doo-choo.
And no food.
No shoo-doo-choo.
Excellent work.
Oh!
Excellent work.
Oh!
I gotta- we gotta get out on car X-ray.
Oh!
Oh, did you see that shot, Mr. G-
Did you see that shot?
That was me.
Oh, he's packing!
He's packing!
I heard a body at the floor.
I was- I was at a heavy bleed and no-
Oh!
Oh my goodness.
No, see, it isn't true.
Oh!
Yeah, this is the guy that killed the other guy.
Okay, yep, okay mystery sound
Wait, I was you see right here. Okay, puppy. It's gonna do one quick thing. He's got these things very serious
It's very serious. You gotta trust papa P
Me and your mother have been going through a very nasty divorce recently you have to trust
It's your fault, but I'm not gonna tell you that I mean it's poppy's me
You're probably we were we were in love when we first met but we're not
And you suck to eat your milk fast because I I'm going out on car X
Okay, you already pressed it one minute. No, not yet. We're this guy died with this guy. I had
What's one?
Who's private pearl
Hey, I'm a pearl is unaccounted for it. Did you go by the pearl?
No, I got no I'm nim nim jong-hoon
We're gonna whose private pearl wait who is the guy in the trench guy? I don't know I don't know, but I gotta go
Coming I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
Don't leave what I found another guy. It's private pearl. Oh, there he is
Don't leave without me, please. No, I know please I can't die here. I
I-I-I-I'm a lot of waiting for me at home. I-I've got a train model set at my basin that I-I-U was working on.
Oh, this guy's 3 impacton agent. And my 3, I mean, 2, holy crap!
Oh, my-
Hurry, I'm dying.
Don't die! Don't die, your cock is too fat! Don't die.
Don't die, your cock is too fat, don't die.
Don't even healing my stomach, cause it's- I got no food.
Don't do it, your cock is too fat, don't die.
Don't die.
Your cock is way too fat.
Don't die.
Don't die, your cock is too fat.
Alright.
Don't I don't know. Don't go out. We'll go heavy. I'm leaving in 30 seconds. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You got a minute 30 because it takes a minute.
You can't leave me. You can't do this. You can't do this to me.
You can't do this to me. Do you want to sacrifice?
Do you want to sacrifice?
You can't do this to me.
Are you heading here? I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
Let me see the word not took a grenade from here over to the car
Throw it right at the car you won't hit it
No, you throw it right at the car to the left a little left of the car you will not hit it
I can't between the car in the little rock
I got eyes on you
I don't do anything. I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing it. I'm forty seven seconds
Wait, I don't have I can't do this in 40
I can't make it 30 seconds.
Yes you can.
Impact.
No I have a hold on the back.
I need to organize over here.
It's too late.
I already triggered it.
What?
What do you mean?
The Gobi.
Gobi.
I'm gonna die.
I'm out of heels.
If I don't do it now.
Oh shit.
I thought you were the LeBron.
I'm LeBron games.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
I got on steep was I got on steep Oh
That was all I killed three pieces. Oh, that was sick
Wait
One shot one kill literally one shot one kill who lie
We had a roof guy, oh, yeah roof guy roof guy. Oh, yeah, what do you think's why you never looted him?
No, well, he was balled in and poured ugly. He was balled and poured ugly
That checks out. Mm-hmm. Seeings. He didn't land a single shot. Oh
Oh guys, I was scintillating that was that was a raid to be home
That was a raid to be a home. Oh
Oh
My god, you what they say?
eyes is in the arms of the beholder
Have you ever heard that saying before?
Have you ever heard that saying before, guys?
What was he saying?
I am the beholder and I decide who is ugly and who is not.
What?
Have you?
Have you heard about that thing?
I have not heard that thing.
I decide if you're ugly or if you're not ugly.
Because I have a lot of bees.
I take care of a lot of bees.
I'm a beekeeper.
I'm a beekeeper.
Because he's a bee holder.
Yes, I'm a beekeeper.
Because he holds the bee.
I hold the bees.
And I have a bee holder.
Oh, congratulations, sir.
Wait.
What if it was never bee holder?
What if it was the bee horror?
Be your and it's a it's a bee collector. That's also a whore a slot
Okay, that is not where I thought that was going. I mean it isn't original idea
What if what if you take it? What if you're a beekeeper, but you but you sleep around a lot?
You've a new partner every week. I mean
Maybe that's who gets to decide if you're ugly or not do about that for a second about that
Riddle me that ponder that for a moment
a pondering indeed a pondering indeed a pondering indeed listen hold on hold on
three courts three courts of milk two courts of orange juice what do you have
exactly what if we take these kids in into this next one you guys got some
good kids for that right good kids okay for what for what we take really good
kids and we go to labs oh well I can't go to labs why not oh my god I can't buy
it against your religion oh I'm so sorry for it for you are you like are you
Christian are you like are you like Muslim or like he's a hairy Christian
no you're not a Muslim what's here why not I'm a Christian man well it's just
What a combination of culture and choice.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't know how to answer that.
Oh, well, okay.
Well, all right.
Okay.
Okay, I'm just going to, okay.
I'm just going to go on Twitter and say, let's talk about you a little bit.
You don't mind?
I'm just going to go on Twitter.
Just a little bit.
Talk about you for a little bit, Mr. Drake.
Pretty fair assessment.
I'm just going to talk about you a little bit.
I'm just going to twist your words just a little bit there.
going to take that recording and I'm an AI change it to something different. I'm gonna
push on Twitter. Oh, okay. Um, well, yeah. Yeah. Listen, no, we could do labs. We could
do labs. Okay. What do we do? We do one scab run on streets and we do it. Yeah. Yeah. Call
for a labs card. We get a lab card from a scab. Exactly. Let's go. Let's go. Because
I have lamb's cards, so I we just even give it just eat. Yeah, I I haven't seen a lamb's card in many moons
Yeah, the lab's codes are pretty scarce these days. They are pretty scarce
It's kind of weird that you aren't Muslim because is it you you're hot your husband lemon he's Muslim is it are you Muslim?
Yeah, let me some muscle. Yeah, that's right. That's what I thought about. Oh, thank God
I
We still you are you like an invite?
Maybe think about it. Oh, I mean, okay. Yeah, let me know. We'll be through like email or like or
Actually, I'm actually starting kind of a spin off on it. It's kind of oh some people call it a cult
But I it's it's a it's a way of life. Oh
There's an application and we do need to do a blood test
I don't have a peanut butter, but if you can take peanut butter
Then yes, you can yes, I'm gonna need just like like just a vial of the butter. Okay. Okay. Yes, okay
I can do that. I can do that. Absolutely. Absolutely. All right, let's go. What?
Nope. Let's ride
Let's ride!
Where'd you guys go?
I have a Propaton MB5 Magnus APM.
That's pretty nice.
Where'd you guys go?
We're still spotting it.
Yeah, I'm loading objects at the moment.
There must be...
I must have extra objects.
Probably more loot.
Yeah, probably...
Yeah, more loot.
I'm gonna go to the cabins place and you see that labs guy, okay? I'll be right back.
Oh, I see dead people.
I see dead people.
Oh, God.
Guys, there's dead people.
There's dead people, there's dead people.
Okay.
There's dead people.
Alright, listen, listen, if you see another scav, you, what are you telling me? You say give me your labs card.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, you, well, will that work, you think?
Yeah, it could work, but they could we serenade him. What do we serenade him? Oh, come on. Yeah, better. What do we say? What do we say?
Okay, what do we say?
Okay, hold on
Okay, what do we trick him into shooting one of us and then we can just blast his head off
Yeah, we're trying for me. So try to
As you were trying for me. Oh god. We I found the gun. Oh my god. This seems poppin
Oh my god, because I found him, I'm 60.
I just re-opened him, he's right in front of me, he's right in front of me.
Take the shot.
Get it!
Fuck.
Where you at, Caban?
Yeah, I mean, Caban, he's in the filing cabinet, uh, house, you have to mark?
Yeah, I'm gonna run over. I was in the filing cabinet, but I'm coming.
Get it!
You should try to talk to me.
Ask him for a notch card.
Hello?
Hey, hey, how are you?
Is that you guys?
No, I'm, I'm, I'm running into the big friend.
Pretty good. How about yourself God King Ali sent mr. Knut sir mr. Knut good kind sir. I love you so much
I beat off the peanuts butter last night. All right
It's the first step. I'm here. Hold on. What'd you say sir?
Pretty good, I just hanging around are you a scav?
You're not a scav
Guys, he's on a scab. He's a real player. We I kill him. You said minutes. We just admitted to he said I'm not a scab
He said wait, so is he in the the filing cabinet building? Yes. I'm in the green box outside
One second, sir, I bring 1000 scabs to overwhelming
That is the LeBron James and Tarkov it's LeBron, that's right. I told you people call me that
See
I'm a scab.
Oh, please tell me that wasn't one of you guys.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Yeah, okay.
Well, that was just one of the thousands that are coming for you, buddy.
I'm unplayable, right?
Okay.
I'll sit back.
I'll handle this one.
I'll handle this one again.
Was he in the window?
Oh, shit.
He's in the window.
He's in the window.
Okay.
Okay
He's going towards the front
Give it give it give it you here. Okay. Okay. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm telling you dude my friends
Something is deep wrong with my game right now. Stay back demon stay back. I'm gonna try to help anyone
I
Picked up the pkp bits boy. Oh
Shit, there's two of this room this room this room this guy is a gamer like the gamer of game
You shouldn't have that window
Fuck you I'm coming in man. I'm taking your shit
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so this is all right at the game cuz I think it's moved out
I'm ready. I'm ready to rip. I'll be in dying death and glory. Okay. That's the best way to die
You come get them
Because I see a fire the God
who's too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much.
Are you close to me?
Go on to me.
Go on to me.
Go on to me.
Go on to me.
Go on to me.
Go on to me.
I'm a fucking army!
We got a thousand men out here, a thousand men on the way!
You stand on tense fool!
Drop your weapons!
Drop your weapons
What do you go?
Well, I'm gonna come who's it? Oh my god, wait, there's a real guy right here with like really good job
What I'm on the side I
Lit them I lit them up. They're lit up in there either lit up in there. There's a real
There's a PMS in the dark right here!
Oh, I-I-I'll go-
Oh, Diggle!
Oh, Diggle!
Goddamn, yeah! There's a pretty boy that came from, buddy!
Pretty boy that came from!
Oh, Diggle! Oh, Diggle! Oh, Diggle! Oh, Diggle! Oh, Diggle!
I need these I need these weapons I'm dead Lord have mercy
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
That's all you got That's all you got, bitch boy
Takes more than that to kill the bungalow
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Don't worry, macho man.
I will revenge you.
I will revenge you with the mind of a thousand lions.
With the mind of a thousand lions.
Who the fuck is that?
I am sitting in one of my best warriors.
Well, he probably suffered you up, didn't he?
Ha!
You are a bad parent.
You are your heirs now, fool.
Okay.
I'm gonna lock him up.
Okay.
Pfft!
Wuh!
Pfft!
Okay.
Wuh!
You missed! You missed!
What the fuck did you do?
You weren't even sorry to play!
Wuh!
Pfft!
How are you not dead?!
How am I trouble?!
I think my bullets just keep on top of his head!
Yeah, I did that too.
How much?
How much?
They gave you pressure, tapping him.
That was me.
Oh, fuck you, fuck you!
Oh, you're back away!
Ha!
Got you little boyfriend.
You got one of them. I got one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, one of those guys had 12,000
hours on Tarkov. So I mean, I would 12,001 will be in the lobby.
Excellent Raib, gentlemen, excellent Raib!
Oh. Oh my goodness.
I cannot believe that. I cannot believe that squandery. That squandery.
Oh my god.
That was so beautiful.
Oh. I was so close to getting that second guy too.
Oh, just a smidgen in the left of his face.
He was bleeding out of all areas.
I'm not even lying to you guys. I died.
Because I was oropharming.
I was, I was, I died because I was oropharming.
I won't even lie to you. I won't even lie.
I was, I, when I first, when I killed him,
I was, I was tell, I was gonna, I was gonna jazzle him up.
I was gonna jazzle him up, talking about how he just got his pen.
And I was gonna scare him. I was gonna, I was gonna, I was gonna make fun of him.
I was gonna jazzle him. I was gonna razzle, dazzle him.
And so I wasn't really paying attention to if he had ran out there.
And so he kind of copied my surprise. Well, let me tell you something.
Yep. It was worth it.
Worth it!
Sometimes the order farm is worth it even if you die.
even if you die. I gave I listen I may have lost everything but I gained aura. I gained
aura. Significance. The juice was worth the squeeze. The juice was worth the squeeze.
The poop was worth the fart. The piss was worth the balls. The nipple was worth the
milk. The hair was worth the the the the the ball. That's all I've done. That's all I
I have that's all I have every that's all I laid it all I all out on the table for you all out on the table for you
Wow, and we got a labs card out of that too, so win-win give me no no we didn't okay never mind
But not we win. It was kind of like light win a light a light man. I mean when we light
Yeah, that's right. I was at this one. We're gonna go we're gonna go to a map of PVC and look through filing cabinets
Oh boy. How are you getting excited thinking about it?
And we're gonna look through filing coverage and look for a lab ski card for Michigan. Okay, do you want as well? Let me know
No, I've got plenty. I've got plenty. We just need them for gimmick. I goodbye. Okay
Okay, that's a plate lock it. I mean literally take us to the map where there's labs cars
I'm cause everywhere right here labs cars everywhere. Oh
Let me tell you something
Vice yeah guy again. It's on site. I don't care if it's his wedding day
I don't care if he's building an orphanage. I don't care if he's setting up a well in a third-world country
I don't care if he's doing all of his money to the Red Cross if I see that guy
I don't care when I don't care where rain is sign. I'm beating his dick. I'm beating his dick broad like in public
I'm you know Sam. It's on
It's on site
It's on site
Yeah, I promise you this won't see me again. I promise you that.
RAAAHHHHH! RAAAHHHHH!
Restraining order. He's got a restraining order on you.
I'll break it. I'll break it.
You can't break a restraining order. It's bad news.
Hold on. Wait. How do restraining orders really work?
What if you guys work at the same place?
I don't think anybody really knows I think I think you get it restraining work
If you accidentally get in the presence of the other person you kind of like you look down at the ground
You can't make I oh it's inside that you can't be near of you can't make eye contact with them
It's an eye contact. It's okay the same both in target or something. You're both there
You could be right next to each other as long as your eyes are down got it
Okay, so you can break every single one as long as you're looking down at the ground guy, okay?
Oh, you sure make this sound?
If you're the one to make the eye contact you're the one who has to pay the bills
Oh, wait, what do you bold make eye contact?
Well, it's usually like one person forces the eyes to get the other
Let me tell you something
He will be punished if he has a lazy eye that could be
This court kitten's gonna be punished and the alpha wolf is angry
I'm very everybody's pretty frightened right now. I've been everybody's pretty frightened, but guys come down alphalos
Alphalos one-hands you guys alphalos
Let's go kitten as long as you behave
Silly gimmick
Yeah, I don't know where he went. I he's gonna go the whole time
I could just ready up for him. Do you think you'd like that?
That would be nice. That would be nice. I you know, I'll just go and ready up. I whatever he's got he's got
Okay. Oh, yeah, let's do let's you go over there ready, but even if he's not really ready and
Hey, yeah, that's it
Okay
I'm back sorry, this things not go well
the things were exceedingly well I got one of them but then I died the other
way oh hey that's pretty well okay oh let me restart my game actually that was
that was like I'm playable right there you are you know what you know what I'm
gonna go to your pee pee promise to the juice okay if you really sorry okay
Yeah
I
You ready
It's booting up this old
It's where you selling boot it up yet. How shows that PC?
My PC is the exact same as it's a good PC. I think I need to reinstall the game
I think I might read some of the game tomorrow. You should we we how we what what do you got your PC? What's his facts?
Like 32 games around I don't remember the CPU, but it's really good. I'm a 4070. I need to install that 5090 still
Yeah, wait you have a lot of goody nice like a lot
Yep
Yeah, I don't think you
limit a nice
Daily life with both of us to have full-time jobs. Hey, wait, give it give it give it give it
Just to double-check you're doing a dual PC setup obviously, right?
Well technically a triple PC setup because lemon and I both have gaming PCs feeding into us. Yeah a second. Oh
Stream PC. I was thinking about doing something wrong with the install. I was thinking about doing a triple
I was thinking about doing a triple triple triple dipper. I was thinking about doing a triple dipper. Yeah, I was thinking about doing a triple dipper
Yeah, 100% I was yeah, I mean
I highly recommend it because well, I was using one computer for gaming one computer right now
handles all of the scenes and
Outfits and all the processing and also streams
What if I split that into two where one of them handles all that stuff and then the other one just streams and sends a video
And there's no like at all. Oh, but that for say that sounds hot. That sounds nice
Nice.
Honestly, that sounds nice.
So, what would that be like, wardrobe?
Be kind of like a closet?
Be kind of like a closet.
You know, I had my outfit stored and I could change my outfits and I put on maybe a nice
hat or a nice coat.
Yeah.
Sunglasses?
Some sunglasses.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Oh, I will, honestly, I already have to get a damn, I don't care what anybody says
about, you know, sectioned off air conditioning.
That shit does not fucking work.
I need one of those five hundred dollar Amazon air conditions. You brought the window that
Swamp coolers all that bullshit they don't work you have to get a real AC with the window thing
Yeah, yeah, this is just like this and because it's even worse because you have to close your doors
We're yelling into two three in the morning every night. Yeah, I can have my door open
My girlfriend would never sleep seven days in her eyes would be blood since you go mad and kill me
You are working properly please place a one-man only one if you require maintenance please place peanut swallows
Also, hey, Genji. I can't believe what the police haven't been called. It's just my stream
Hey, Pete, I'm cool too.
I am cool too.
I'm very cool.
Ask my Monty, no.
He's here, put him in by any moment.
Oh, you need an invite?
Just any moment now, whenever.
I mean, now you can be like, hey, I don't really want to.
Actually, honestly, just when I don't think he deserves it.
I don't think he deserves it, but I don't think he does.
I didn't ask him to turn on the AC here.
I don't think he does.
No, he says I want to save money on the electric bill. I'm like, I'm so hot. Please turn on the AC and he's like no
You guys are lucky because you guys are in the same room and it gets hot
So you guys can just take off your shirts and like
Like look each other's sweat off each other's chest. It's so like you guys are like dude like
It's ridiculous
Because I've got two massive PC's in here, and then I have also two UPS devices.
This space... oh, yeah, yeah.
It's basically...
What's a USP? Like you're sitting out postage?
Yeah, I'm sitting out postage, live on stream.
Battery back.
Anybody want a letter?
Anybody want a letter?
Yeah, I'd like a letter.
Aluminum tubs with the ice bath that like football players.
You just gotta soak in one of those while you play.
That sounds amazing.
That sounds amazing.
No, I have UPSes on me.
is the thing that keeps your computer on for like 10 extra minutes when your power goes out.
Oh, okay. Because I have a generator which takes about like 10 seconds to turn on. So if my power
does was to go out right now. Oh, you still being able to go. Yeah, because it takes about 10 seconds
for a generator to kick on. And without the UPS is it would just shut off. I actually don't have
the second one installed. So if power went out right now, I would be fucked. But you know what
You know what else we have in this room with us what?
Washing machine. We've got a washer machine and a dryer in here and and and just a giant
When are we gonna get margarine machines in our steam rooms?
Margarine machine in the gaming room guys. You got the future. It's the future
And let's fucking run
Let's go!
Ready up kiss toward kitten.
Half of wolf is going in.
Literally
Drop the drop my staff
Pokemon bad, how'd you get that?
That's cool, I want well, no, I don't want that much to see me well at some other bad
Wait, we're all thick boys. We must you've called it. I've called us. He is here
We would call us you'd be here if we spawned right here is that not possible
I know he yeah yeah yeah show how 100% he could be here
Something's okay, there we go one of my keys was stuck guys out here boys all clear all clear
Unfortunate oh
Yeah, you know, that's yeah, somebody's gonna be over there. Let's go over there
some of you might be going to relax right now
they're really worth the relax
oh they want to just sit back on the couches
get the dogs out
ohhh
watch a little bit of llama island
troll keys is like stuck right there
watch some llama island
okay we're good we're good jeez
uh I'm in trouble
what?
dude I swear one
something's wrong with my game
like my control keys are stuck or something
Stop them did you put like
Maybe you have these what do you do with your last bubble gum you should do you put it under the control key?
I can't even move. Oh my god. Let me he definitely put the bug out of his control
Yeah, you know what happened with that percent did you know, I actually just saw him
I he was eating a box of cheezus. I think oh my god
It's always the cheese it crumbs 100% and he was like literally just double-fisting these cheezes
Oh, he was double-fishing cheesies, huh?
Okay, sorry.
Just for the record, it was not my keyboard,
it was this fucking game.
I just had to hold a tab and tab back in.
Thank you.
What if we do a challenge next stream
where all this chugging gallon of milk
and whoever dies first loses?
Okay, perfect.
Is that a fun stream idea or no?
I think it's a good stream idea.
Who dies first?
It's a death and glory situation?
It's a death and glory situation.
Oh my god, dude. We're getting serious.
Oh. Hey, Yodi, how you doing?
You know what? Everybody's coming here.
No, hold on. Wait a second. Wait.
You think somebody's coming?
Wait, hold on. Wait a second.
Guys, I'm serious. What if we just...
Tomato juice. What if we did tomato juice instead of...
No, no, no, that's actually delicious.
Have you ever taken a V8 and put it in a glass with ice and salt?
That's just...
Oh, I mean, you're speaking my language.
I agree.
But are you a Mikolada man?
I see I see don't really prefer the V8 fusion. I know the V8 fusion is better than the regular V8 alone
I'm completely aware of that
But if you take a V8 regular and put it in a glass with ice and salt I actually prefer that
It's like there's like you know when things like taste a certain way
It's not that they're inherently better, but they taste a specific way if there is no other taste for it
And come on guys you're like speaking French.
Your jam, your jam?
The jam?
Between VA fusion, what's it fused with?
I don't know what it's fused with.
It could be like a milk.
I got Cordy and Parmesan Aki.
Dude hold on, what if you infuse milk with tomato juice?
Would that work?
A creamy tomato base?
Honestly, isn't that what tomato soup is?
Like a tomato soup is.
no tomato soup is is like um like uh it's um like we uh it's uh don't interrupt me during
my thinking process please guys sorry I apologize please it's um it's like it's like it's like
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like when you take a tomato and you squeeze it
and you squeeze it in your hand like you would an orange and all drips into like a glass.
Have you ever done that before?
No, but I can't imagine it.
I have a very vivid imagination.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, I'm going to pay the price so I need to close your eyes and envision it.
All right, closing my eyes.
It's me and Lemon at the top of the Paris Tower, Eiffel Tower.
I'm nervous.
We have a dinner.
There's a white dinner cloth over our table,
two glasses of red wine, and perfectly cooked
medium-rare steaks.
That's what I've already half eaten.
Yes, he has a sunburn on top of his head.
Lemon leans into kiss me.
It's our first kiss.
But I'm not sure I'm ready yet.
My wife died 12 years ago.
And I still haven't quite recovered single tear drops down your face down my leg actually
Because I'm horny and
There's a might be a person right here. Hold on
Oh, no, just got
Oh, we'll let him off of the warning this time
Little bit about the little warning this time. Did you I can't believe you had just stopped that story midway through
Oh, sorry. Oh, well, I was just one. I mean, I was also there. Okay. Okay. I'll tell okay
Lemmon tells me, tells me, listen, I wanna run away with you, peanut, but I have kids.
I don't know if you want that life.
And I go, come on.
If you love your kids, then I'll be right there to help you take care of them.
And then Miss Lemmon, Mrs. Lemmon walks in with a baseball bat, and I fucking shoot her!
Bam!
Bam!
You shot him!
You're gonna shoot me!
Are you shooting, Lemmon?
Why?
Peanut!
In the game, of course!
in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game.
Because I want... I love lemon.
I love lemon, I want him to be with me.
Lemon and I want him to be with me.
Right.
His wife was getting in the way.
And now I know what it's like to also lose my wife.
Exactly. I'm just trying to barb with you.
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
Exactly.
And we move to Mississippi, where we live on an...
where we live on a lake in a log cabin for the rest of our days.
where you live on minimum wage and snap benefits for the rest of your kids.
Yes.
I make a turtle pond with a beautiful little turtle.
He has a turtle pond.
I always tell him to get rid of the turtle pond.
Read what you know.
There's a type of shot.
It's a silent shot.
It's a silent shot.
Do you see it?
Do you see it?
To the right?
No.
No.
It's a silent shot.
I think it's a silent shot to the other side.
Come on.
Shit.
I don't know.
This would have been a crazy rain.
Oh, dude.
Guys, this would have been the craziest rain before Wipe.
Now it's worth literally nothing.
Got I just got 29 tar coins and literally one
One cash register. I mean the other one. Yeah, this would have been the biggest rate ever before the season of life
Where they're not worth anything
They're not even worth the spot they take out I wouldn't even pick it up
Yeah, that would be the easiest way.
Oh.
There's a man.
Holy shit, there's a man in that room.
There's a man where?
You.
I saw your head through this door.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I just found three more targets.
Oh wait, it was a 32 target, by the way.
It's the biggest rate ever, holy crap.
That would have been a six million dollar raid right there.
Wow.
Wow, how time saved.
Why are they worth it to be anymore?
Well, because before, as I predicted by the way,
they didn't release how many Tarkoids would be to buy anything,
so everyone was super overpriced.
They had like 200,000 rubles per coin.
But now, it takes like, what is it?
Like 2,000 Tarkoids to buy like the cheapest thing on the market?
So I just left behind, even though this is like the most Tarkoids
you could ever find in a raid,
I left behind like, I don't know, 20 cents.
That's like 20 20 us and tonight's not fine
That's the biggest I've ever seen that's the biggest I've ever seen somebody they're coming to the right
I'm gonna move some of you some of you
You never put that. Yes, I think I that's from Tiberius. Okay. Okay. Well, that is behind us
That is the peanut or certified brain beta right there. I'm not far. You know what?
Is this on a guy behind us? We're serious
I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
Hey!
Bitch boy!
You lucky my friend sucks at this game pal!
You're not gonna have the same luck with me.
Is he running in?
No, no.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck.
Oh, we're under attack, we're under attack, that would be a really good time to push.
Take that.
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Very easy.
Oh shit!
Hello?
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh.
Fuck you, fuck you, go away!
I'm gonna get the armor and a fucking Diggler mask, just to play out.
You're the right, you're the right!
Oh shit, the right, oh shit!
I got him, I got him!
I'm not killing the love!
It was Fs on my test notes, Fs on my belt,
Bitch, I'm swiping on myself, I don't need nobody help,
Not a white like some choke,
I don't know how it felt.
SIT!
Who is it?
Who is it?
The abs, the abs, the abs, the abs.
And what the hell is, hey, you get away from this guy, he's my guy!
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, he, the stuff slipped into my, oh, okay.
How about I slip in your ass if you don't drop all that crap?
Okay, I'll drop it in a second. We'll carry it all the way back together
What's your name?
Let me buy you
I'm TP dot, you know me
Eeeeee... carpet music that people wheee!
He's dead are you okay?
He's wounded... He's wounded but I didn't get him.
Yeah, you moved up to me. You moved up to me I know.
No, no, i'm down on the outside.
Oh God!
He went up the stairs. He's by you.
Oh God! Oh, no!
Sure, sure!
Sure, sure, sure, mother fuck you.
Yeah, you know how long it's been since I felt the woman race of a woman.
Lock in.
You watch over this!
I
Would you say
Yeah, okay, I'm just hanging around. Don't bite me
I said I'm just hanging around
Yeah, I'm just hanging around what about you are you okay down there?
Thank God I was worried about you you've been acting weird recently you've been you've been not yourself
If you want to
you want to come up here oh I bet you yeah I bet you wait pause hold on I
swap out plates and I already sent what's your favorite mixed drink you
like Charles Jr. that is drink margaritas I like you shit oh crap
hold on wait pause can I swim can I swap out this plate in my armor
We pause guys who up it out
Sir
Hello, you can hear me. Can you hear me? Yes? I can hear you. I just want this plate my average give me a second
Um
Okay, all right. Okay, and I'm ready. Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready again. Are you ready?
We punch, punch, get punched, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch,
punch, punch, punch, punch.
We, we punch, punch, punch.
We, we knife fight.
I challenge you to a knife fight.
Uh, if this is Peter, I've already beat you once in a knife fight.
Well have you, huh?
Then do it again, bitch.
Do it again, pussy.
Oh, oh, oh.
I think this time I prefer to use the five-watt sword, no?
Oh, oh do you?
Why is she out there, jerk-out?
Oh I thought you were on this floor.
I know.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I KILL'EM!
Say it too easy, too easy!
You're the bugly wretch.
Hilarious wretch.
You see that, boys? You see that?
That was impressive. Very impressive.
Thank God you killed him right when you did, because my ball sack was about to burst.
was the skin was tight it was like oh hell wait oh no level six armor and it
arrives to you what is with everybody in this way dude did you even loot the oh
yeah you guys look at the other guy everybody's bringing in the hot stuff
oh yeah they're getting sweaty they're getting sweaty all over I'm out here
with m855 working man blue collar guys these guys have this little is level
six armor rise tea death shadow one hundred thousand dollar magazines and
sb sex this is like genuinely the latest game you could possibly be
you see this guy level 50 52
Get a job!
Mercy, what's this call of duty?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Get a job.
Get a job.
Are you serious?
It's wild.
It's wild.
I love you.
What a job.
Yeah, I've got a job.
You have to work eight plus hours.
I'm a beaver.
guys out here just know without a job
I'm pretty good at it and I'm pretty good at it
I you know what I take pride in my work I take pride
is playing the game yeah it's not your fault I take I
I'm pretty good I feel like I'm not your fault
my job and you know what I'm not gonna anybody tell me different
that's what I'm saying you're called that your game half your job
I'm an independent woman peanut and I would not let anyone
I would not let anyone tell me that I am not doing a good job
I
Will not
Peanut I would you know what I'm gonna do after the stream
I'm gonna grab a glass of wine. I'm gonna grab a glass of red wine
I'm gonna sit it. I'm gonna sit at my kitchen table alone
I'm gonna clasp it with both hands and I'm gonna tell myself I did a good job today
Because I did
Wait, hold on. I'm dead.
And all you've been out there, ha ha ha!
You want this, ass. You want this, ass, don't you?
Fla-poop! That's me popping out my booty. Fla-poop!
Yeah, you see that? Fla-poop!
Yeah, you want this. Don't you? Fla-poop!
Yeah, you want this. Red wine. Red wine. Red wine. Red wine.
Red wine. If you were a lady, peanut, that's...
There's a hole in your story. You almost had it.
What? Where's my whole of my story?
Dead wine, dude. If you were a... if you were Miss Peanut, it would be a nice dry chardonnay.
What? I...
I'm not that fancy. I'm not that fancy. I actually don't... I use the word chardonnay, but I actually don't know what it means.
White wine. I mean it'd be a $10 bottle of a nice dry chardonnay.
Wait, wait, can you... wait.
I saw some people...
We didn't drink white wine when they were latched. When they're letting their hair down, they drink a little white wine.
Is that true red wine? I mean listen listen they partake in some red wine
But listen, I don't know if all women just all women listen all women just drink. Are you being racist right now?
I think you know or whatever
He's showing his cards right now. This is a whoa
He's showing his cards. Wait all women drink white wine Chardonnay
Yeah, and all that you tell us what other groups always do
It's another group that always done something quickly. I'm learning a lot of here. Go ahead
Pick another loop and tell us what they always do. I am on to you. I'm on to you
This is a odd conversation coming from Mr. gimmick here an odd conversation
This is typical offscreen conversation for you me. I'm just trying to fill you guys in on some on the moment. I feel you in
I'm gonna make you mine, I'm never gonna let anything here hurt you ever again.
What the fuck?!
Jesus.
Jesus Louise.
The natives are getting restless.
Oh my God.
What happens?
I
Was that helmet that was stolen for me taking that you'll be taking that
All right, let's
Oh
Follow me boy follow me yeah, drink I have a drink
Wait, why would I eat a drink out of 33 what are you smoking crack out your butthole? What are you talking about?
Alright cola
Well, I got back soon as he why we why are we doing this? I have plenty of water to get out what you're not just tricking me
You're not a tricking me you're trying to maybe just eat with you
I hate dr. Jekyll oh
Oh my god, I hate Dr. Jekyll.
Oh fuck Dr. Jekyll.
GGs on the street?
Oh!
Wait, shit, wait.
Shit, his name passed too fast.
Oh, crap.
We got his name!
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, this is that drift?
I'm GGs good man!
GGs good man!
GGs good man!
Oh, that was a battle for the ages!
That was a battle for the ages!
GGs good man!
GGs good man!
GGs good man!
GGs good man!
That was a battle of epic proportions!
Oh my goodness.
Oh!
That was a battle of the ages!
Let me tell you!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Oh my goodness, I've never seen men so thick before.
I was so...
You know, if I wanted to kill you, I'd fuck you.
Oh my...
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
Oh, my God.
Oh, is that you, Blastin' Brawn of Tarkov?
Thank you! See? See?
The word has spanned!
The word has sped LeBron James, I'm talking, say, say!
I told you you were crazy!
I've been telling you this for months,
I've been telling you this for months,
I'm the LeBron James, I'm the LeBron James,
I'm talking, I told you.
Oh my God, I don't know how many foxes you did in my head.
Oh God.
Oh well done, Peanut, how many was that?
three, four, five, six, seven, eight guys, 50 guys, 50 guys.
That's halfway to the hundred man.
So I appreciate a million delights.
I see.
No, I will reward myself with an eight million delight.
Oh, eight billion delights, eight billion delights.
Oh, no, eight billion.
I'm going to put this.
You lost it.
I'm going to go to super peanut.
They'd work, Mr.
Peanut.
Thank you.
What we what we will be lost in loot.
We still gained in revenge. We gained in glory. You gained in glory. It's really late. It's really late. Oh
Guys, I see on some crazy weapons. I know. Oh, are we getting up? I
Don't know honestly guys. I don't want to shake it up a little bit. I kind of was shaking. What's if only you had a lavish key con
Okay, how about this?
Zero to hero, but we look for a lab's key card put it in my butt
Okay, zero the hero, but our main focus is filing cabinets. No not killing not killing
Okay, okay killing. What do we?
Can't kill okay, we can't kill if the opportunity presents the opportunity is there it would be a crime not to do it
It would be a crime, but but we but it's not our primary direction
Not our primary directive exactly now you're getting it
You know, I'm telling you, gimmick, you've got the tightest butt out of this whole entire discord.
I'm gonna promote you. You are now my most elite, I'm calling you.
Oh, is that what you look for in an employee-
Yes, yes, yes. The HR department has been investigating me for months.
They will never catch me, though. They will never catch me.
I'm like a manager at Hooters. I tell everyone I'm hiring off personality, but it ain't called Hooters
because of hiring off a personality.
Okay.
Okay.
Um,
hmm,
hmm,
hmm,
hmm.
I actually don't know how they get away with that.
Is it like super illegal?
Hire people off of the size of the rack?
No, they're hiring based off of their personality.
How is Hooters and like Twin Peaks
not been sued out of their mind yet?
That's gotta be illegal as shit.
Hmm, right or no?
Hmm, they're hired as models, oh, they're hired as models.
Oh, that's kind of genius.
That's kind of genius actually.
Why would it be?
Well, because you can't hire someone
based off religion, race, anything like that.
So I guarantee you can't hire someone
because they have a fat set of knockers.
I guarantee you cannot.
Why not? I don't make the rules, pal. I'm just telling you what they are. I'm not. I don't
make the rules. I'm just telling you what the rules are. Okay? I mean, if I could make
it so we can hire people of that set of doctors for specific purposes like Twin Beaks, that
makes sense to me but I don't make the rules I don't think you should be hiring
people off of knocker size and regular jobs but I feel like in that specific
area that would be quite helpful that would be quite helpful I you know I'm
just saying I'm just me I'm just telling you the facts I'm just telling you the
facts here
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Exactly.
Okay, you guys ready?
They should make a male Hooters
Everybody's just got huge cars and he gets like you like you have to take Viagra before every shift
And you have to wear like latex pants really tight latex pants. I mean, so everybody's walking around just a hog down there
That's right. I'm still I'm still in the water to the wind and a fat cock right there next to you
Would you like any more dr. Pepper sir? I
Like you cut me off a slice. That's what I would like
Like you went too deep in this one
All right, okay, I'm gonna go ahead and start the raid. All right, okay, let me get some food
Get some food here. Okay. Okay. There we go. All right, you're a hero. You're a hero. You go on.
They're making a male Hooters. It's called roosters. Really? Oh, that makes sense because
that's a great name. Oh my god. Would that make sense? Oh my god.
Oh my God, you know back in the old days you know this back in the old days like the 14th century
It was actually revealed to have a small wiener. It means admit you were intelligent. We take me back
Hey, like for others obviously not for me but take me back to help others. I mean you know what I'm
guys to help others of course but like yeah remember yeah back in the other
that's why they had statues and they'd have small venus because it was revered
as a like as you were being smart yeah it's just you David yeah yeah yeah that
was there's was that was like hot it was hot now let's ride
Tell me you're after
So the new fragrance about you
What's some Chardonnay, we'll head back to my place. Oh, let's ride
226 what 25 cent hello today is my boyfriend's birthday his name is Matt
I'm the winner, stay back!
Hope it wins!
Take off!
Run, take off!
Take off!
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
We gotta run straight.
We gotta go straight.
We gotta go right ahead.
Right, right, right.
Before they do the thing.
Before they do the thing.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, they're out there.
There they are.
They're out there.
They're out there.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
So he's going to position on them?
Yeah, we should get positioned on them.
We always say we weren't prioritizing kills.
AHHHHH!
He makes rules once in a while.
Ah, man, listen, I said, unless it's an opportunity for us, listen, we, this is out of our control.
I'ma pull the legs up, I'ma pull the legs up, okay?
Oh my god, he sees me! What the hell? He sees me!
What?
Hi guys, got eyes like a hog.
He must have been eating his carrots. You see, you see me like a hog.
Holy crap.
Oh, go get ya.
Oh, these guys got it.
Those spawn don't shoot me.
Because I have a very suspicious of what just happened to me.
We might want to be careful.
We are at least getting in a tighter spot.
Yeah, let's go to the relaxed spawn room.
That way we can finally come in so we can put our lab's guard in the spot before we die.
Yep.
Wait, did you get it across the road?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh.
So that's one of my favorite fun facts you tell people.
And a lot of people don't know that for some reason.
The carrot thing about the eyesight. I told you I told you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait that's not real
It's real. No, it was it was in World War two. We developed this the radar
We didn't want the other team whoever there's like the Germans and shit to know that we developed a radar to detect the airplanes
So we started a huge propaganda thing that said carrots improve eyesight and that's how we were seeing all the airplanes in the sky
And that's where they come from
It's a lot of fun a lot of fun
That's up your skin, I know that I think that's what carrots actually do yeah, I mean too many carrots you turn orange
I've heard that too. Wait. This is you guys, right? I'm a giant. Yeah, you would see a lab key card
No, we need filing cabinets
Oh
I got one I got one
Oh
Did you were trying to like jump up and down and shake the ground see the guy from like the earth try to get close
So I could head tap him all right
Over the ground almost worked and it almost worked let it be known it almost yeah, let him speak to the people let him speak to
Quieve
my god this guy said this guy's a default account level 45 Jesus yeah that
would you not the other was just business no that was that this couldn't
have been him the opposite side I mean it's accounts a little it looks like a
it looks like a Smurf account but I don't know if that's illegal oh no that's
Well, there's no such thing as smurfing this game because there is no skill base math making
Yeah, you know what I mean well, I guess he's better than he's
He's better than his hours
Be suggest. Oh god. Okay guys. That was just a fool. That was a warmup
I see we just get right back in there two seconds bottom being bottom boom, but
Bing Bing boom. Bing Bing boom. Are you sure? I'm a hundred percent. I'm a hundred percent
I've never been more certain of anything in my life. Let me teach them boys. If we go in there one more time
We will be able to find the labs called lickety split two minutes put it in your moth honk
Go right to labs easy peasy easy peasy easy peasy. That sounds awesome. Yeah. Oh, I know that's unscentulating
Give me let me take you away from all this mess. I'm gonna take you away from the troubles of daily life
You don't deserve it
You don't deserve to be troubled with daily life. I want me to take you away. Let me take care of all your problems
You promise
I want to get away from all these troubles life from all the horrors of the world. I want to make you
All the what?
All the horrors of the world. Oh
Yeah, and I'm not saying horrors. I'm in sluts
Sluts. Oh my
Let's ride!
Okay, you guys ready?
I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Oh, let's get in there. Let's get in there.
It's my jammy!
to a backbill
No, no, no, no, no
I keep going back to backbill
No, no, no, no, no
Backbill, get out the backbill
All the voices in my head are getting louder
They told me nothing to tell you but they should call it down
As I play, vision, seeding, lovin'
Yeah, I love you, but you're all trouble
I mean, I never said I didn't love it
Caught a couple of holes in my heart
So fuck it, and with all the chemicals
And I'll be there, all the tools come out
Falling to the ground, got a kiss to make me ever
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Get ready!
Ready!
Go!
You guys ready for a greet me
Oh yeah, I'm ready
We go right to the bar and we get that funny cabinet house on the right, yeah
Oh, that's the lab spot
That's a nice one. Surely we'll find a lab to go. There's so many funny cameras in there.
Surely there's no guy to our left or right of head.
Oh no way! There's one guy to our left or right of head. Absolutely not.
Not a hundred million years.
Oh wait, my screen's black. Oh s-
Oh s-
Is it pixel cleaning?
Oh yeah, it was pixel cleaning.
It was pixel cleaning.
It was pixel cleaning.
It was- oh s- sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
S-boostie, do-do-do-do-do.
What about the green- what about the green blancher guy?
Are you gonna be able to deal with him?
It's gonna be very easy.
He's very simple.
He's simple elementary
He's not here. He's not here. We're good. I'll think about it boys
I'm gonna go in a secret spot. Okay, I'll be your guys is like guardian angel
We all do it once we get this done in two seconds
The scabs out there they're very upset
I'm going to get you.
Let's get your reds.
It's got eliminated.
You're already an angel that's protected you.
Who's sprinting? Are you sprinting?
I sprinted a little bit, yeah.
Sorry.
I forgot to forget to say I'm all like, I can't believe you do this.
Oh, that's right.
It's going to be, it's all right.
We're going to get, we're going to just going to be one shot, one kill.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not fighting lamb's key cards boss. He's not going to do it.
You're planning to get filing cabinets. We were never going to find it this early.
Alright, it's going to take some work.
Is there a better way to get lamb's key cards?
Like can we get a boss that always has one? Like the Santa?
If I could level up therapists,
just give me to do the task you have to do to get the task.
It's not a task.
I have to level up therapists level three.
It's got a pocket.
We see this guy pockets.
We should learn.
OK, I will.
I will.
I'm gonna see you guys. See you guys boys.
Oh, Mr. Handsy, Mr. Alfie Hallad, my friend.
What's going on, man? Good, ah, man.
And Mr. Portbubble, my friend.
Wait, we came in here.
Oh, is that?
Yes, two of them.
Watch out, watch out. One of them went out.
Are they in yet?
They're in. They're in. They're right at the gate.
at the game.
What dad? What dad?
Come!
Well, beautiful, beautiful.
What was that? What was that?
Locked it off.
That's me. Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me.
You guys just...
Oh! I said, oh! And, alright. He posted me that bullet. He shot it last week.
He's dead. He's dead. Incredible. Incredible.
incredible shit I cannot believe I just died to these fucking homeless people oh
my goodness oh my god he looks scavish oh my god holy crap this angel you can
fart on that guy and the essence of your fart sprinkled over his pants with
double the value it's got a scav gun it's literally a scav gun I cannot leave
that shabbit okay there's definitely somebody on the other side
Let's go get this guy real quick, let me search this rig real quick, get some light reload.
Are you got any treats over there?
I don't think I could nibble on.
I'm just looking for a few treats to the family.
I think anybody's in here, Gilly.
That was actually bullsh-
That's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying!
That was bullsh-
At least it had died!
Stop licking those lips.
I've been an act up
You guys get a lab ski car by chance
She's just something tell yourselves
Put a bit of it
In the game by the way, I'll think about it. I'll think about it. I'll be
We'll head to the sewer river and that's gonna get you back in.
He was scanning for the one comment saying that was posted.
No, I was not.
There was many comments saying that was bullshit.
There was hundreds.
There was honestly, what really happened is I was looking at the chat for a chat to read
and every chat was just saying how much bullshit that death was and so I caved I
said well I can't find a regular chat I can't find a regular chat I might as well
just be one of one of the many many many many many many chats say it was
bullshit that is what truly happened that's what truly happened real and
true real and true
Oh god. Oh that's not good. It's shoot all ball people day. Oh god. Go ahead. I'm taking
the shot. No I've got hero on the side. Don't take the shot. That's not ball. Right? It's
like a fit. I don't know. It's like a... We gotta accept the gods though. The gods are
watching the shot Zeus himself will come down and spite me if you don't I kill
all the bald people get Zeus oh god being Zeus is one of my top ten
unfavorite things to do oh my goodness getting used I love to get used on
Yeah, get in.
Oh.
Exhused, exhused.
You always should try.
Hmm.
Heroine.
Why much?
Or something else.
I mean science experiment.
Science is educational.
Educational.
We can do that.
See if we play as good.
See if we can do it.
And then we can ship each other a package of anthrax.
We can open that on street.
Oh my god, perfect.
Nobody's done that before.
Oh my god.
God, oh my God.
I've always wanted to actually see what anthrax looks like.
Is it like a powder that pops in the air?
What is it?
Yeah, is it?
Can I make anthrax?
Yeah, it's like a powder.
But people Google that for me.
You literally said it went out loud.
It's a syringe.
Copy, copy, copy.
Illegal anthrax.
You're like, what?
A billion bacteria.
Bacteria.
What's that?
Is that the thing in your roof that has been a puppy shop
that killed you?
No, it's asbestos.
It's asbestos.
Oh, you always do it like a funny prank.
One night when Lemon is out of his house on vacation,
somebody should go to his house and pay guys
to swap out all of his roof, of his attic stuff.
Oh my god.
With, what is it called again?
I don't think he did.
I don't think he did.
And then over the next 20 years, he'll die slowly.
You are god!
And it's Lemon's birthday today!
He's a son of a happy bird.
He's a son of a happy bird.
Lemon, he's a good sport.
Imagine 20 years after he's dying and stuff,
I'll go, ha ha ha ha ha ha, gotcha.
He gotcha.
He gotcha.
How's the game?
That's hilarious.
It was $60 dollars though.
I paid $250 dollars for it.
$60 dollars.
$60 dollars.
$60 dollars.
I don't know if I've seen a guy that's been $60 dollars in this game.
It's $50 dollars?
Yeah, but nobody sticks with the $50 dollar package.
$50 package. No, he does that
Hey gentlemen
Okay, guys, I have to say this is not going well my cunt 69
Is that phase my cunt 69
Is that Mike yeah, Mike hunt. Is that Mike hunt 69 phase?
Permission impossible, but it's Mike his brother. Oh
Ethan even the hunts brother Mike hunt
Right, okay. Got okay. Got okay
That way now guys. I got okay
We can come up with a new plan to get a class key card. We have a new plan
And let me see what we got to do to actually buy one here.
Well, what boss is most likely to drop Lab's key card?
And let's just go kill him.
What about what about what's the factory guy?
Hammerman?
Hammerman, I feel like, has one sometimes.
Really?
Can't you trade BD keys for Lab's key card?
Yeah, but how do I get BD keys?
We just got to kill Black Division.
Lab's has a ton of them.
What's going to Lab's?
Get the Black Division.
Get the key card.
Can I have can I give him a BDT?
Uh, double to give him a C, Steven's Guide.
No, I can't.
Hmm, I can't.
Wait, how do we get him out of the game?
I'm about ten quests away.
I have enough to do.
Let me go to the lab to see what the best way,
at least who drops it the most.
What if it's like Tequila?
We can just go kill Tequila.
I mean, I'm always down to kill Tequila.
I feel like he does, but...
You mechanic level three. I don't have anything level three because I don't do any quest.
How close how close you how many points off because you could do like not even close.
No, no, no, no, any level three. I'm 10 quests away from getting
three therapists. I have 1.1 one rep and I need 2.10 rep. That's literally one and a half
I cannot believe this is what we've been we've been looking for laughs you got
this is what that's awesome here come on up a grumpy gimmick's back no it's point
one look through the question there's definitely one that does point seven
five. Okay, I'm seeing some point two fives. She points at the
five or
when seven five.
Oh, you can craft them. You can craft them at a bit intelligent
center.
That's gonna take too long. I did probably take hours but
well, I'll do that off stream. But I didn't know the okay. All
All right, that's good.
Guys, why don't we just do four therapist
quests for Gimmick real quick?
That's E, 4.25s?
Honestly, I feel like it'd go quicker than whatever
we're doing right now.
100% right now.
All right, I got aid station.
I need to obtain the ZB14.
Aid station?
Aid station.
Aid station?
Yeah.
I needed the ZB14.
Aid?
I know.
It's horrible.
What do you have to do?
What do you have to do again?
I have all is revealed.
Take a sample to kill those from the damage taken on factory.
I've tried to do this quest like 17 times.
That's just on factory and streets.
Obtain the journal containing resident details.
Streets.
Let's just go get the vial.
Let's just go get the vial.
Let's get the vial.
That's easy.
That's easy.
Let's go get the vial.
All right.
All right.
Let's.
Apparently, the craft only takes 16 minutes.
Well, he has to upgrade his intelligence.
Oh, for fun, Shay.
I'm Don.
We are playing with a literal homeless person.
Oh my god, no, I play, you know what we're playing with?
A man who plays with peanut and doesn't do any of his own tasks
because he's selfless and he's a hero.
And he says, peanut wants to do this,
peanut wants to do that.
And I say, I'm in, I'm down, and I do it,
and I ignore all of my own shit.
No, no, don't let, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's my fault.
This is, he does this all the time.
Oh, oh, my bad.
Oh, sorry, Road Man on a video game.
Oh, it's my fault.
Yeah.
I hadn't thought about it that way.
I hadn't considered, well, I just say like that.
Why'd you say so?
I'm glad you understand.
I understand.
You know what?
I understand.
I am the reason that a grown man cannot do four quests in a month.
A grown six year old man.
If I wasn't a grown man, I'd have a lot better chance of being.
the grown man thing is one of the main reasons that I don't have any I get blamed for everything
you know again I'm to you I'm I'm sick of it you know when I was playing that halo campaign
and mr. Merck's he was like oh well you I told I came in four times over the four days before the
halo campaign uh marathon saying buy the game buy the game buy the game I came into his chat
four times and we get to the day and he hasn't downloaded it and you guys he
blames me yeah he plays that sounds exactly like
four times more times do that everybody's every though it's peanut
that fuck all you guys your fault
listen I did see that clip and that was that was it is your fault though we're
not in the radio okay I'll take that one if you could I'll take that one listen
I'm with you on that one I'm with you on that way I just repeat listen listen I
know it's not actually your fault but I'm so but mr. peanut I'm still gonna blame
You you don't understand these guys you get you get my bugglers round up every time you play me they go
Oh, well if you think about it, it's true
Well, you know
No
One name
We need a buggy later's W. Bungalators. We need to know W. Bungalators the heart. No, don't you rile them up?
Don't you rile them up? We need a name. Don't you rile them up intellectual foundation of the burn peanut?
You're riling them up you're riling them up
You're riling them up. You're riling them up. You get them you get them in a dizzy you get them in a dizzy
All right, listen bungalow ladies get out in the streets start flipping over cars
stream at all in the sliders we should rent out a stage and we just put our
computers up there like they would do for like tournaments but we're just doing
a regular stream and we just buy all the bugulators you have like like out of spain
we're sitting in the middle of our computer stop we completely ignore them
it's completely normal we just do the regular stream that we just go home
we could do the most dystopian streaming event of all time wait explain to me
I can just let him go with that drive!
I'm getting you that balcony follow me boys
oh oh shit let's go see behind me see behind me see behind me
This is you, this is you in front of me.
I don't want you dying, I don't want you dying.
You die first.
What about my shot, man? I'll be careful.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
He jumped down the hole behind us.
I got him, I got him.
You're gonna get his.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, grab his stuff. Let's get out of here.
Let's-
You jump down the hole behind us.
Alright.
Oh boy.
This is another four.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Dude, that- what the fuck.
Ketter, get- get- get that-
What the fuck.
You got factory key? No.
No, no, I don't- we gotta go to get zero. Come on, boys.
Oh, let's go, let's go.
Excuse me.
I need this- what do we do?
No, I might be- I might be gonna go back to my lobby seat.
We're just gonna go right back in.
That's how quickly we're gonna go.
it's we in it out in it out quick in nimble quick in nimble quick in nimble
quick nimble soft and supple
look at us
was that was that was that someone is one out there
no way of knowing no way of knowing no way of knowing no way of us gonna know
No, no, no, no, no, just I think I think I got a scab off my knee
We guys all right give me just hop in I got all your stuff
I don't even bring anything you just hop on in and
Been ready hop in ready to roll hop it right where boom by the beam by the beam by the beam by the beam by the boom
Well, but we're in we're gonna do a Bing Bing boom. No, no lemon
You are getting old sorry. Oh, no. It's a it's a it's a boom being boom boom
Oh, and then a like a boop at the end or no boop. Are you are you are you kidding me? Yeah, a lemon. Are you kidding me?
No, but beep boop boom boop beep is what we're doing
Okay, I'll leave this guy later review it later review the footage later
I can do for like NFL plays absolutely absolutely. All right. Wait. Do you have my kids?
Everything every hop it go go go go go go go come on come on come on come on come inside inside inside me get inside me
come on come on
Okay, I even hide my screen. We're about to get screen type doesn't matter. There's a man. We're gonna get you that while we said
I've been front lemon you're like that's giving this in the middle. Yes. All our only objective is to keep giving a lot of VIP
I'm gonna be a
Mm-hmm.
Guys, let me tell you something.
I could sense something was wrong there.
I could smell cheese, cheese flaps.
I could smell.
You smelled cheese?
I smelled cheese.
I smelled cheese.
I smelled, I smelled, I smelled joblessness.
I smelled fatherlessness.
I smelled, there was something in the air.
There was some type of uncircumcised cheese residue.
residue was I knew that something was about to go wrong right there I knew
so it was like a sweet smell but too sweet too sweet too sweet too strong
yeah like one of those like one of those plants that smells like
like death yeah there's a plant that smells like death
all right there's dead inside oh here we go it's like go give it go go go go
Go get that, go get that, wait I don't have my kit!
James chicken today, go go go go go go!
You don't need the kit, just run.
Go go go go go go go go go!
Get out of here, get down!
Get down!
Go go go go go go go!
All right, go, go, go!
Go go go go go go go!
They could drop down again, they could drop down,
I'm gonna shoot dry!
He's right on the left!
Dumb dumb dumb dumb, get outta here!
One more, I'm just gonna shut the head out of my life!
I'm in the quest area
Oh Jesus, I hear you!
You defied it
Stop, he's dead!
Get out of here!
Give it to me, give it to me
Give it to me, give it to me
I'm in the thing, it's got multiple spawns
I'm looking for you
Where, where, where, where, tell me
I am in the quest area
I am in the icon though. I see the icon
I'm gonna push up on the top here
Oh
You got the fucking bio yet, are you serious?
Right here it's right here. It's right here. Look look look look look. I just went I am literally
It's in the ground. I saw it's literally
Where I got they're up top right up right but underneath the numbers 986 over there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Yeah, good. Oh, you guys are you taking you take a backseat? I'm gonna kill these guys
96 got me
Get out of here!
Stop, we're down, we're down, we're down!
Gotcha!
Don't go up that ladder. He's got a great shot on that.
Don't go up.
Oh, that's a mistake.
I let you push and try.
I let you push and try!
Lock it!
You watch them, they'll shoot! Shut up, you bitch!
You see there's two at one?
No, I saw it.
There was two different guys there in a different spot.
Moe, you see what I'm seeing?
Moe, you see what I'm seeing?
Do you think he might come after you?
I'm coming up.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, thank God.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Okay.
Let me get one.
Oh!
Heal and stinky.
30235 sent thank you peanuts for encouraging me to drink
every night of the week and starting nicotine gum.
I have never smoked before and now I want to start.
Anytime! Anytime!
Just doing my part.
Just doing my part.
Let's leave!
Follow me, gang, follow me, boys.
Nicotine gobb.
Appreciate fooling you when you quit, Nicotine.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Okay, can you get a last card?
I know, I need you to do like three more questions, three more questions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just the beginning.
It is, well, do you see that?
Here's thank us for helping him quit nicotine.
You are welcome, sir, you are welcome.
You are welcome, you are.
Wow, we have made a big difference today, guys.
Big difference, big difference.
I got four PNCs, I got four PNCs.
God, my, geez.
Little those guys were all poor. We're all good. Oh
We wait, okay, so wait that should put you a little closer. What's the next easiest quickest quest we can do to get there to shop?
Okay, we've got urban medicine
Find item can of beef stew, all right, that's gonna take forever
obtained a journal containing resident detail on streets of Tarkov
Was that was you call what's it what's the thing on population census oh god
I've done this one so many times, but I don't remember exactly where it is
population
Wait, can I buy ZB 14? Yes. Oh
Okay, all right, let me do that that'll complete one I
Can't believe you could have been doing this
We shouldn't been doing this we should have do this weeks ago
Okay, let's do that. Let's do that. Yeah, you can beat the quest for the music one for as well.
Uh-huh.
We are really two quests away.
We are. We are indeed two quests away.
What? What? Why?
We are two quests away.
I have two quests on streets though. Population Sizzles and Urban Medicine.
Let's do this one. Let's do this one out of the way.
I might give you another one. It's really easy.
Alright, let's do it. Let's do it.
Knock it out. Knock it out. Knock it out. Knock it out.
What's up, dude?
She went to Metro and got the lowest price from day one, with $450 in value on the new Galaxy A37 5G for free.
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Go to the office we go to the bridge we get to the who's you do I'm a clear out please give a honey voice all right
Don't you dare die don't you dare die I never die notoriously
Just like we drew it up guys, just like we drew it up.
That guy's huge.
Literal perfect timing.
Oh my goodness.
That's that Call of Duty timing.
That is that.
That's that Call of Duty timing boys.
Oh
He's cooking, he's cooking!
He's cooking, he's cooking!
Oh, hi, guys!
He's giving it again.
You think it's dead?
I thought Lemon went bridge and turns out there were other people on the other end of bridge and me with my little red dot did not.
It turns out it wasn't enough.
We did not complete the quest.
We did not complete the quest.
We did not complete the quest.
That's okay.
That's true.
Greatness always comes after a big fall.
You know that? After every night, the sun rises there.
You understand? You understand?
Every night the sun rises there.
Exactly. After every night the sun rises.
You understand? You understand?
Yeah, yeah.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Excellent, great.
Pressure makes diamonds.
Pressure makes diamonds. Pressure makes diamonds.
incredulous incredulous incredulous
Well, okay, I'm a little disappointed with how that went. I think I could hear your voice too
busy. That is a consensus amongst amongst us. Yeah, it wasn't ideal wasn't ideal. It was an idea.
That's okay. That's okay. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna go crazy as well.
Listen, I'm you and limit our fast movers. I'm at your listen. I'm at your
You guys are the professional fast movers, all right?
Professional fast movers.
This is my feature title.
We like to move.
Yeah, you guys are movers.
You're actually buttoning on your keyboard.
It's on the left side.
It's shift.
It'll help you.
It makes you move faster.
I unbound that.
Oh, that's fine.
That makes sense.
That makes sense, okay.
I unbound that.
Well, okay, we just listen to listen.
I don't even think you need to survive this raid.
So I think we just get to that medical spot.
You plant the Buzzie, bottom, bang, bottom, boom.
Then we all die.
I got it in my butt how could you send a chat so he can read it it's impossible it won't work it's
impossible never happened hmm oh my goodness I that guy peaked at the worst time I mean that was
literally that was literal cock of duty timing right there oh yeah he got lucky to his gun was
little wonky oh oh my good disgrace is oh oh my god oh give me take me into your loving
arms oh my god oh my goodness gracious oh oh you sprinted right into it as usual
Oh, he creeped right into it, and he's huge as well.
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you.
Now, let's go.
We're going to be like a plane, all right?
We're literally all dead.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Okay.
Okay, all right as he and fucking loaded the radio we WP towards the goddamn
No, I don't think that's actually ever happened listen, I've died before rain intro as ended
I only have had my oh you did too. I thought you were back at spawn. I know I don't think a whole three man
I don't think I only have had a whole three man die
So we tried one thing.
We tried one thing.
Just for me.
Just for me.
That's why.
Listen.
You and Livin' are both, you guys are both, high octane, and this isn't your chads, right?
I mean, you guys, you guys know that?
You're chads, and that's respectable.
I'm not a chad.
I'm a chad.
All right?
We
Yeah, I'm a Jack like can we fucking maybe
Know what you say, I think I know what you say. I think I know what you say
I think I know what you say
Listen, I'm not gonna do an intro this time that way I can be right there right we start and let me tell you some
I have a plan. I think that you'll be happy with
All right, we're gonna run right to where we need to go immediately about checking anything
Okay, okay
I love it. Love it. Let's do it. All right. Yeah, let's do it
Mmm. Oh excellent me. Give me give me 20 seconds. Oh, no, no, you have 19 seconds
You don't get the full 20 19. I can do the night. That's a long time actually. I feel like any longer than I can do the uncomfortable. I
Can do this in 19 seconds easy
I
Cannot believe this guy's this this this has this this whole factory run thing. Oh, I just put up it's right
It's oh my god
Know those dimples on people's backs some people have
The cladius has been lost in no into the dimples of my back and have fucking as this. I mean he is just slamming
Yes, I mean I am just some I'm just I
I holy crap. It looks like I took a fall in a mayonnaise factory
Holy I was laying down the ground leg bent to the side. I mean first
No face up looking at the stars and all the mayonnaise from the mayonnaise factories leaked all over me. Oh my god
I mean, oh, I mean, you're everything here's the here's the break point
Once I get this I got it forever and then I could then never like AIDS in any other future exactly
In any future dark upgrade, I will be able to buy lab ski carts. Okay. All right good. Is there one time?
I'm not even doing it. So I'm not doing it. So I'm going I'm going in
Yeah extra mayonnaise you let me tell you something the guys over in Sonic
I don't know what they're up to they put extra double triple mayonnaise on every damn burger
I mean, I take a bite in that thing you feel like a whore
It's just it's it's it's queefing mayonnaise out the back of the burger maybe they on the first line
I ordered okay. We ordered too much
Too much. Maybe we're too much. That's what would happen. I
Lock it in boys. Follow me. Follow me
Fuck it in boys
But she behind me give me she behind me. Let me I'll leave you to salvation. Why are we going the long way?
It's okay. All right. This is the secret way
100% 100% what left I'm gonna I'm in no no no
and I'm in the stairwell all right I'm going I'm going but I definitely heard
somebody do our left wait wait wait wait this way this is me this is me
there's a guy in here you sure how do you know
I'm going in!
I'm praying for you.
Snow, I'm back here praying for you guys.
Are you okay?
This way over here.
This way over here.
I sure don't wear.
Wait, are you hearing a horn?
There's either a horn in real life and Tequila's here.
He's got a lambs cart, he's got a lambs cart!
Where's he? Where's he?
Oh no! God, there he is!
Shit! I ripped him!
Dick, pull back, pull back, Dick, pull back!
He was sitting up there like Batman on a gargoyle!
I got him. I got him. I got him. Get out safely. I don't know the part of the question, but better safe than sorry.
Is everybody, is anybody still alive? I'm still alive.
Okay, I check him back. This is a good good. All right, this is a good guy
All right now I
I'm down. Okay
It whatever let's get the task. Let's go get the task. Yeah, I'm gonna get this fucking armor though cuz I don't have any
In the armor
I'm right behind you.
Okay.
You're not behind me.
I'm behind you.
I know.
I'm behind you.
Wait, are you behind me?
You're not behind you, but in a ghostly fashion.
In a ghostly fashion.
In a ghostly fashion.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Lemon, take off your pants.
That's what the...
I got it.
I got it.
...the old world tells you to do.
Who's saying that?
It's me, the ghost of Peter.
Take off your pants.
Did you loot the mask?
Show us your weakness!
I don't care man, I killed Tagila and he hurted the mask.
And this is what I'm dealing with.
If it makes you feel any better, he stole my Tagila's mask when I killed that guy on the street.
Literally, I killed Tagila.
I've protected you.
He has a U-lock, I have nothing on my head, and he takes Tagila's mask.
I wouldn't take that as his back gimmick, I'd kill him right now.
now I do I didn't think I'm gonna be
gonna be John's I blow it I blow it
wait guys I will ask about those guys
well anyone judge give me he kills him
it right now
anyone doesn't know what I'm gonna do it
because they know everyone say no
everyone say no no one will judge you
no one would judge you know what I do
no judge you know what I do
no one will judge you know what I do
do it you know you that's it look at my
helmet you know you that's it you know
you that's it let me let me kill him
I'm assuming you're one quest away from from having level three damage, right?
We got it. Yep. Yep. It wasn't really that quick. This is all
This is ridiculous. So that took us only 34 minutes. You know what?
Let's do one more scab run zero to hero pistol for labs card for the next two hours
Obviously guys, I'm just assuming that I can buy labs key cards at level three
Can you guys
I bought something like a hundred thousand right now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, level three, level three there, but I know I have a little three there, so I can buy me.
Wait, wait, wait, how you, what's your last question, what's your last question?
Okay, let me go here, turn this puppy in.
At least we clear out some space over here, at least we clear out some space.
Alright, we can do urban medicine on streets, locate the chemical laboratory and kill 10 scabs, easy peasy.
And population census population census on streets, uh, I sweet way I treat populations is that was easy
That was easy peasy. Yeah, you know where that one is
Yes, I do. I do exactly where it is. I will not let you down
What if I ever let you down give me name one nine?
Exactly pass pass pass pass exactly exactly okay, all right, let's run
Let's do it guys. Oh my goodness. Let me tell you I am I'm hyped up for this one final rain
And then we can finally the library finally after all these years after all these I feel like the lady from Titanic and threw the
Jewel off of the boat so that her kids would be in poverty for the rest of the lives. Oh
My god after all these years after all these years
Oh my god, oh
Oh, we're like we're like those old people in Willy Wonka with the broken legs and there's the grandson finally gets the golden ticket
And now what well one of us know the movie that familiar a lot of early
Well Charlie in the chocolate factory now. I unfortunately. I'm not 95 years old
Ten years ago, I don't know that
Okay, well, yeah, I actually don't know I don't actually watch a little movie. So this is chance. I probably should have watched that
Okay, I'm only see like like probably like 20 movies. Hmm. 20 movies ever
Which way what's your face? I feel like a little lot about you right now. I watched Avengers five times. Oh
God, are you serious? Is that five out of 20 of your movies?
I only counts for one. I only counts for one. He's only counts for one and only counts for one
I would say interstellar is one of my favorites.
Okay, okay, I would say what's that one where the guys are oh catch me if you can that one's a great one.
The fine one, okay, okay, that's a good one, that's a good one.
What's the one on like Coney Island where like the guy is like...
Shut her eye out. Shut her eye out. Shut her eye out.
That's a great one, that's a great one. I like that one.
You're a big Leo guy.
I like Leo. I like Leo. You like Leo. Leo's good. Leo's good. It's a nice name. Did you know Leo in Spanish is lion?
Um
I uh
No
You it's funny. I just thought about you know, we all make jokes about how leonardo de capio gets rid of
All this girlfriend before they turn 25 like it's all like funny
It's like we're like it's a bunch of memes. We're making everybody's like laughing about it. I can't wait till he's like 75
and he still do it and it turned from memes to,
so okay, hold on now.
I'm trying to figure it out.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I think I kind of already turned into that.
I'm pretty sure that it turned into that about five years ago.
Oh, I don't know how old Leo is, I don't know.
Hey, hey, can we, can we ready up though?
Yeah, I would love to.
Jusman, you're the only one not in here.
Jusman, you are the one that's coming in.
I'm in, I'm in.
Oh, that's weird.
Let me back up and go back in.
It's bugged.
Maybe let me let me back out. Let me back out. Everybody back out.
Okay. What about now? Uh, no, it does not show you. You're, uh, you're black right here.
Uh, you're like a silhouette. Listen, I'm leaving the group. I'm leaving the group.
The character is not the character. It's a silhouette.
I'll have you know, I will have you know, Mr. Peanut.
What? That lemon is an Irish American man and he's very proud of his heritage.
That's fine. That's totally cool.
Also, I'm trying to leave the group, and it will not let me leave the group.
Well, let me kick you from the group, because we don't like you anymore.
Okay, full kick. Thank you.
No problem. I will not be re-inviting you. You're no longer welcome.
Oh, man.
You're no longer... I said you didn't invite me. You see it?
I just got one from my stream buddy.
This is my new Tim.
Is this another one?
Okay, I accepted. I'm not... You're not seeing me, huh?
Yeah, no. You have to restart the game, Mike.
Okay, restart. Oh, back in there.
Ah, perfect.
Wait, if you're okay, doesn't it fix it? I don't know having to restart. Oh, no
Watch him as he goes
There goes Nikita
Watch him as he goes
Nikita is a very profound man a man of vision a man of passion
You know that worthy of a song worthy of a song you know what you know what I like his foopa go ahead
Cancel me go ahead and cancel me. I like his foopa. I think it brings you I think it I think it increases his personality
I think it increases his presence in the room if I could just slide my tongue under the crease of his foopa like a credit card
Just once I could die a happy
I could die a happy peanut today
Well, nobody was talking about not liking his food, but
So, Murphy, okay, you can't be so
What if I say you just unbanned himself I'm
You do you you know you love to do that. No, but is he allowed to do that?
What unbanned himself
Oh
He says he could not he says he says
No, no, no, no, he's why he definitely get he's what he could
No, he absolutely there's not a shot in the world. Yeah, he definitely get it. He definitely can
But I think he's a good enough man to not I think that's what I mean. There's only one way to find out
out.
He's saying he can't, but what I think, honestly, what I think is happening, I think Twitch
probably tells their guys, they're like, hey, we have to like, you know, like tell people
we don't have a certain power, but we really do.
I bet that, listen, Murphy, just go ahead and say he can't.
We know what you mean, okay?
We know.
Listen, I work in NDAs and stuff quite often.
I know when someone's saying, you know what I mean?
Okay, I bet you, Twix, Todd, you're just deadass
on my mother and I can't.
Okay, now that sounds more real.
That sounds more real.
Okay, okay, all right, hold on now, hold on now.
Hold on now, let's take a step back.
Now?
Well, if anybody can't, but if he really said his mind to it,
he knows somebody who can't.
Yeah, yeah, let's just say if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if,
He's got to walk out of his office, walk 20 feet to the right, talk to Gerald Auburn
and Twitch ATAR or something.
All right.
All right.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I bet he, okay, I believe him.
I believe him.
I believe him that he doesn't have the power to do it, but I guarantee you, if I bet him
a million dollars, he would do it.
A million.
Yeah.
He could do it.
He could do it.
He could do it.
He wouldn't do it, but like, you know, a gun on his head.
If it was a gun to his head, he could do it.
100%.
100%.
In game of course.
In game of course.
In game of course.
In game of course.
Gun to his head.
In game.
Nope, still couldn't.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm going to have to not believe you.
Yeah, so.
There's no way.
I'm going to have to not believe you on that one.
I'm just going to have to not believe you on that one.
Sorry, buddy.
Sorry.
Okay.
I'll believe the first one.
I'll believe the second one.
Anyone else in the office?
Yeah.
You're going to talk to Rosalind, okay, on the second level of the Twitch office, and
Give me a favorite this one.
You bring it, yeah.
You do this one time.
Okay, I guarantee you.
You bring the Rosalind's favorite Billy cheesesteak.
Rawr!
I
So
Guess what right here? Yep. I gotta go in this time. I can dance with them
I cannot die in two seconds. I've died too much. We got lucky
We're going to go to the publicities
I'm not seeing anybody there or they're hovering back
Maybe maybe they've got a bad computer. No, they have a back if you like this you give me
Yeah, give it. Are you in the raid yet? Yeah? Yeah, I'm in the raid dude. I don't have that. I need to reinstall
I'm gonna reinstall Tarkov tomorrow. It's gonna take literally two hours this
good with computers I could help you do some cool stuff no I'm pretty good with
computers too but this fucking game is the most it's a conniption simulator you
patch you patch the game oh there's an update out patch the game you better get
better have an hour better start at an hour before you want to play for you heard
We're going to populate Jesus this way. We just gotta keep going.
We'll be watching.
I'm out of stand by the way. Your VIP is in the middle of the road.
Yeah, he's a shit. He's Nicky.
We'll sandwich you. I'll stay behind you. I'll stay behind you.
Come on, guys. Come on.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
Grab the little key. Grab the little key.
it's right here in this building oh is this wait I did this one already oh maybe
I'd die I must have died with it because I definitely did this one already it's
in this building somewhere I don't want to find it but he's on the second one yeah
yeah yeah yeah I know I know the spawns on this one I must have died with it
because that's where I did this already all right yeah it's close she's close
baby she's close the door boys hmm I think it's the floor above me yeah that
I
Want to see this window is so good
Let me sweet who you abuse that glitch and kill people at my cheating mean oh hell yeah
Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. I'm checking. I'm checking. We I need your help checking
Let me can you come out here and tell me if you can see me in this window
Okay, I'll go about so go outside. Yeah, I'm a window it is
You see I see we'll see my gun putting out. No, no, no, I mean this house over here
Yeah, I see you I see you look behind you look directly by you wait is this you this is not me as
Look directly my
Okay, that's great to you thank you so much for taking care of my mom
I we can you can you I do maybe okay, so they are just fixed is it okay?
I don't know what that guy is. I can't see now. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Wait. Can you see me?
Can you see me right now?
No, and this window to the left of that window
No, you can't see me this way now. Oh
That window okay. Oh, I can see you okay. I think what's the face it he wants to face it is that
Remind the wrong window. Is this the right way? No, I will say it's so you were so dark next to it
I mean that's still a sneaky window. It's just so sticky window. Okay
What's the fixie? What's the fixie? Yeah, dude like two wipes ago that there was a glitch was completely black
There was like a plane of black over over that window if you're looking for the outside
Yeah, there was a you used to go down here, too, but they closed all this off
House
I mean, I'm down. I'm down.
Let's just take a little peepsie.
Oh, don't get killed by these boys.
It's a little peepsie that never hurt anyone.
Now those Tarkov coins are worth millions again.
Millions and millions.
Stay by me, boys. I'll leave you to salvation.
I'll leave you to salvation.
See you on Friday.
See you on Friday.
See you on Friday.
See you on Friday.
See you on Friday.
See you on Friday.
she was out front lurking in the shadows
I'm going in oh shit what the fuck you shoot me what is wrong with you excellent
shot
not bad all of us I'm a hero and you guys are shooting me you literally said
there's somebody out front and so I'm pointing out there and then you're
running in and you said I'm going in a little too late okay okay fair fair now
I'm getting better I'm getting flashbacks to woods fair enough like that
the woods few hours ago hell of a shot you're lucky oh excellent shot excellent
shot I just wanted to wound you now I'm going in don't shoot me this is me
outside all right I'll grenade okay everything's a problem until you're the
one who shoots their friend and the gun is dead I see you come on I see come on
No, no, that's that's his buddy. This is my buddy. I see somebody buddy
I'm coming I'm coming. Oh, okay. Oh my god. Yeah, this guy's good player players up there. Are you sure?
positive
wait
on down
This guy inside the dealership. Yep, there's one of the dealership. I hit him a little bit
I see my cbc site. I hit my head once.
Oh, they're not going to hit me. Oh god, oh god. Okay, I think everybody's dead. Oh god.
Yeah, I hear more sprinting.
Tommy's dead.
Oh, God.
Where the hell are you guys at?
What the hell?
I've been, dude. I killed two of them.
Where the hell are you guys at?
You'd be dead if you were here.
You'd be dead.
I was looking straight in them.
Please, Louise.
Back to my body.
You didn't even kill Caban. We'll see.
You definitely did not kill Caban.
I am mortally wounded body.
I shot him.
I shot him.
Perfect.
I shot him.
I think there's a MC in the admin or the building.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet.
Little bitty healing, little bitty healing.
Bumpy for the win.
You got that boy.
Jeez.
Oh, they're coming to the bronzies.
It's not gonna happen.
Nothing, boys.
It's taking care of business.
All right.
Take it, camera, bitches!
Alright!
Okay, I can already hear that someone is stolen.
Come on, gun.
Despite me killing everybody.
It's full of bullshit.
It's all yours.
Also, I mean, this guy back here...
Oh, there is! There's a dude here!
Oh my god.
Wait!
Oh my god.
Dude, why are you...
Oh my god.
Are you dead?
Gimmick shot me right in the head.
I
Little and come on guys. Let's I can't pick it up. Okay
This is already this is already a swimming rain
What a sweet delight what a pleasure what a pleasure this is
I thought I thought I thought I
shot at us. Here I am trying to
flush out an enemy. I didn't expect to
become a direction.
I thought he was in there.
Oh, I think it's good at all.
We should get out and get that population shit just out of this.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Listen peanut, it's this family man's bedtime, alright?
What?
Good night, good night, good night.
We've been working to go to the labs for three hours.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, but I gotta go to sleep.
And chemical carry you on his big strong shoulders.
Oh my goodness.
I got
Yeah, those are excellent shots, but she's getting excellent shots. Thank you. I mean it. I mean it
impeccable impeccable
Wow, I got a lab's key card. I'm not even joking serious. Yep. I know we really
Wow
I'm actually
Actually like as far as team kills go. I feel like I'm actually like
Among the least team killers and tonight I have completely tarnished my right. There's a PFC outside. There's a scab. I shoot him
Roger that
You see the bag
Oh yes you are we going for it or should I say we look at it we ought to wait we do
have oh that bastard fucking I'm going in when this thing when this big piece with
He's a god, motherfucker!
He's just staying up!
Right now!
He's stupid!
You got him?
Yeah, I got him, I got him!
Excellent work.
Oh, I'm good, I'm good.
Let's rewatch.
He's taking out the trash.
Oh, this guy was...
He was huge. Level 70.
Level 70, he had the best armor on best God you could possibly imagine level six hour. Let's turn Wow
Yeah, it's a big win. Oh yeah, I
Was a big way I was yelling
I was yummy he was see what I said when I saw him and then I hit mine cover and I repeat and he had not moved at
and I think he froze.
He will be pooping, dude.
He will be pooping.
He will be pooping.
I almost to the extract.
Almost to the extract.
Shit, I'm going to try to get Lemon's gun here.
I'm trying with us.
I know, but you should have seen the gun he brought up.
It's delicious.
It's pretty delicious.
Oh my god.
It's pretty good.
Let me tell you, it's pretty delicious.
No
Did I get you no
A little legendary legendary throw oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big one of the greatest basketball players that I know
I
Really I know I only know like a couple of them, but he's worth it. Oh
Like whatever you're ready to leave
We very patiently take as much time as you want
Okay, don't rush yourself
I won't rush
Take my time you take your time
Don't rush yourself
I got to be so bad. Oh my god, I'm rushing to get out of here.
Gotcha!
Take your time, give me, take your time.
Take your time, Mr. Gimmick. Don't rush yourself, Mr. Gimmick.
I want you to stress yourself.
Is he next to me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's me, it's me, it's me.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Whew!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Not getting better, but we're locked in. We're locked in.
What? What? What?
By the way, Gary, I'm not waking up at 10 in the morning tomorrow for that tangent tournament.
I'm trying to, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Unless, unless you're going with me right now,
unless you're going, unless you,
unless you're making me with you right now,
that we both suffer.
Nope, nope, nope.
Well, let me double check that, that's actually the time.
Let me see, let me see, hold on.
Because he just texted me the time.
It's 6 p.m. MSK start time the first day and 4 p.m. MSK start time the second day
What what I'm guessing?
6 p.m. MSK to to CST that is
9 in the morning and then on Saturday it'd be 7 in the morning
Yeah, yeah, that would be 5 a.m. For me, so I will be sitting this one
Yeah, so that would be five hours from right now through Saturday and it's seven hours
for price out.
Yeah.
We'll be sitting this one up.
I might sit this one out.
I might sit this one out as well.
I might sit this one out as well.
Or we could do a 48 hour stream starting now.
Oh, well, again, an idea.
an idea listen i i think there's no way your excuse is a water heater guy
dude i am not taking another fucking cold shower all right just don't shower
that don't shower then i've been doing it dude
in the day i've been doing hard physical labor we've got a shed going up i've
been put pull and pouring a concrete slab
i've been doing the gravel i had to load 12 bags of gravel and and pavers and
Fucking a bunch of bullshit all day. I'm sweating my
House go to crap. It's whatever
I've got a bird's nest on my house with a pile of bird poop half a foot high. You know what I do
I'll walk right by it. I go inside. I've seen it. I've seen it
I've seen that pile. I know exactly what you're talking about. I go right inside
And I don't worry about it. I don't worry about it. Let me tell you
Your pile of bird poop is not the same thing. It's all about your mental state. It's all about your mental state
Okay, it's if you're gonna let stuff like that bother you you'd have a bad time
I should have a half foot tall bird poop mountain and I see you know what not today not today Satan
I'm gonna go inside early. I'm enjoying water that I see that pile of bird poop
I know exactly what you're talking about I
And it's that's a 20 minute max project
Well, not really actually cuz clean the poop off would be about five minutes with a hose
But then you have to figure out how to snap all the baby birds max
Listen, I seen that poop those ain't baby birds. Those are baby birds. That's uh, you're gonna be you're gonna be you better get some bird shot
Sam I didn't even do that because I don't want to kill a bunch of baby birds that sounds wrong
How do I do can I just take them as you kind of just know like I feel you go you go on Amazon and you buy those
spiky things right there they look like you know when they storm Normandy those
giant like metal spikes yeah yeah you can buy tiny versions of those and you
and you look up directly above the poop all right that's where they're sitting
and you fucking fasten a bunch of those spike spike traps right above there in
their nest no no no they're not that's not a dude they're they're landing no
No, no, no, no, no, there's an actual nest.
Oh, well, yeah, then you're gonna have to, that's a moral quandary.
That's a moral quandary.
That's a moral quandary.
You're gonna have to do something then.
Or, or, or, you let him poop, or just.
Do they ever just go away?
Well, they eventually just fuck off?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or does the baby bird then use that nest to make more baby birds?
No.
Those baby birds fly away.
Okay, so let's just fuck off eventually.
Oh, thank god.
Maybe we'll fuck off eventually.
Okay, I'm just gonna wait until they fuck off.
And then I'm gonna take the nest summer smash it with a hammer so that none of them ever come back
Okay, and then you put the spiky things on oh, then you put the spiky things. Okay, then you put the spiky things
Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, the once the baby birds are out of there. I don't think they read out
How long to be bird trucks? That's been there for like a month. Okay. I'm not a scientist
I see me no long. It's been there for like a month and a half. It's just poop
I mean just was just a mound of poop right under the nest
Don't know what I do know is I do have a lab ski card, but I also have to piss like a horse
I will be right back while you figure out the baby bird situation. Okay, okay, okay, three months. Are you sure guys?
As I'm tired, I
Just need like I just need like a like a ramble. I need someone with no heart to just
Take a water hose to him or something because I mean dude
I'm telling you the poop is and that's after I cleaned off the last poop pile was twice as big
It's been gone seven eight four two
Send yeah burnt peanut isn't just a peanut. He's a tall
handsome strong
intelligent a
Workaholic and has a hundred percent survival streak and very skilled not
Get his eyes out of here!
I didn't want to see a station in China again!
Get him out of here!
Everything he said was true up until now.
FII!
I am the tall peanut in the Red Car Nation.
That's how you'd see me if you were meeting on a nice dinner date.
At an Italian restaurant.
Oh my goodness, that sounds amazing.
amazing. Oh, just to slurp up some noodles. That's not me slurping up the noodles. That's
the sound of me and Dequavius out behind the Italian restaurant because he paid for my noodle
dinner. All right, boys, here's the plan. Here is the plan. Here is the plan. We go right to labs.
We bring our best yet. We we bring all the labs key cards. We demolish the competition
Absolutely demolish the competition
loot the whole map and then
I should make sure I've got
where is
That one thing I need I
Need a black key card. I
Have a black key card. I just want another one. I have almost no money. I'll use 600,000
Oh, a little bit of food, wait, we must lock in for this one, these will be demons, they
will not care if you live or die.
We must outperform ourselves, we must impress even ourselves with this feat.
I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Are you sure you ready?
Bring it up SR 25. I got fucking M80 a1. I got the business. Oh
It's business time. It's business time. It's a business time. I'm just telling you right now. It's business time
Are you sure it's business time 100%?
You call thing long and hard get long and hard what are you just busy?
and
all of
all
of
all
of
all
of
all
Oh, all right, get inside me, inside the game, oh god.
Wait, okay, hold on now, remember I have a key card?
Oh yeah, I forgot a key card.
Good thinking, good thinking, I need a key card.
That's actually 2B is thinking on your part.
To have a key card.
Thank you, I think.
I now have 259,000 rubles, I am a, I am hemorrhaging, I am hemorrhaging.
That's impressive.
Alright, hop in, hop in.
You don't have the map unlocked by the way if you're wondering why we're here.
Wait, hold on, I have ta- oh, I gotta turn in a...
Oh, take your time, take your time.
I gotta... I forgot to actually turn in this...
Oh.
Therapist task.
You- oh, did you not?
I'm fuckin' level- I'm level 3-2 therapist now.
I mean, I- cause I got a key card, so I kinda forgot about it, but...
Oh, yeah.
okay all right hop in that's how we get serious I'm ready but I'm worried about
what's happening right now what's happening are we going to labs yes we
don't have it unlocked we have to go here
Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, okay. Honestly, if you can spend, like, 30 or 45 minutes
wearing the lobby, that would be great. Can you accommodate?
Ah, I was, I was, I thought you were making a mistake, all right?
No, no worries. No, the bug later never makes mistakes.
The bug later never makes mistakes. Never, never, ever, never, ever, ever, ever, never.
I did one time I thought it was a whoop see not a whoop see not a whoop see
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something gimmick. I read this is
9-11
What version 2?
On laboratory right now
This is terrible
Let's
Riiiight
I did it for the love
Ride that hallway, ride the bus
Walk my house to that army place
Walk in the streets, she gon' make it bad
I do damage, you need to stand it
Psycho, baby, like it's really messy
Baby cash it, fancy, give this Friday man fancy
I'm dancing, pull the walk out the pantry, take a sip and I'm dancing, she might be like a bandit, don't you look like a panda, boot me up in the car seat, hold a nipple for answer, wanna map out a car me?
Oh
Are you ready?
Just a couple of the locals don't worry about them
You're not your backpack. I love that. You're ready to lose. Thank you
This is a man. It's a man who's ready to lose. Thank you. Thank you
This is one of the biggest backpacks in the game.
You don't understand it's real power.
Well, it may not be big, but it's tasteful, baby.
Oh, it's tasteful.
It's somebody's tasting us.
Okay, I'll say, and there's someone right there.
Very nice.
Well, that was my best bit that I've, uh, that I own.
Ah, lovely.
There's another great raid!
Another great raid!
Excellent raid!
Get him an excellent raid!
Wow, what a sweet treat, what a sweet delight.
What a sweet delight.
Beautiful.
On top of that?
250 hours.
That guy is cheating his dick off.
I mean, I don't think he kills the cheats.
I don't feel like I got cheated,
but there's no way a guy with 250 hours has 2KD,
54% deramel rate, it's going to fucking labs.
I mean, that guy is cheating his absolute penis off.
Oh, and prestige won.
And he's prestige one.
Oh my god.
That means he's already done all the quests
and he's come back for more.
He's great.
G's Louise.
G's Louise.
Well, you know, you win some, you lose some.
That was my best kit by landslide.
Well, let's bring you second best kit in.
Second best con, right?
Second best kit time.
Second best kit, you know what I mean?
All right.
That's what we need. We need a second best kit.
It's a certified second best kit situation.
A C-S-B-K-S, a certified second best kit situation.
Have you ever had one of those before?
Uh, I've had a lot of those.
Oh, actually, two, like, too many.
I've had too many of those.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
But we do it again, we do it again?
We do it again.
We do it again.
We do not let the fire burning in our heart dwindle
That's right. Absolutely not
Absolutely not the fire burning in our heart shant dwindle
shant shant
dwindle
Why are we honest with you? Oh, I would love if you were honest with me go ahead
It shant it shant
Absolutely not it cannot
Absolutely, let me tell you something is wait. It's not that it can't it shant
it shant it shant but and and you know who shant is it shant is short for
Cheryl a lovely lady working down at eight-star block down the road I usually
when I go to Starbucks I get a coffee I get her one I say you have a blessed
day and she's I mean she let me see she has a she's a wonderful heart it's a
wonderful heart she does she has a wonderful wonderful heart and she
God damn right she does.
She knits in her free time.
She has two wonderful grandkids.
Right.
And she takes care of them.
She sometimes drives into ball games.
And I say, Cheryl, you probably should be driving anymore.
You can't see without those big glasses.
And she looks at me.
She says, oh, honey, oh, honey, I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit if you live or die.
She says to me, Cheryl goes, I fucking kill you right now
if I was able to.
You're lucky I'm fucking old and I can kill you right now with my bare hand, Cheryl says to me.
Yep.
That's fucking Cheryl for you dude.
That's Cheryl, classic Cheryl, classic Cheryl.
Dude, she's such a fucking problem.
Oh, she's a big problem.
She is a big problem.
She, honestly, Cheryl's a problem.
Cheryl's a big problem.
And I'm glad that we can be honest about it.
I'm glad that she got 60 to life for that murder charge.
Yeah.
Right.
We're not gonna see Cheryl for a while.
No, I'm not, no.
Cheryl's gonna die if she doesn't.
Fuck sure I fucking hate Cheryl Cheryl rotten dying at prison for what she did for what she did to Lucas. Oh
my god, Lucas
Sweet boy sweet boy. Oh my god
That's sweet boy. Oh
My god
My goodness Lucas. Oh, yeah, the always had the brightest mile. He always had the brightest smile
I miss you guys biggest balls. Oh my god. Oh my god, and the biggest balls
I'm not saying that Lucas was brave. I'm saying that he literally had massive balls
And he was always whipping him out
Every fucking chance he got
Let's ride
You
Before we go good. Can you tell me?
Can you tell me?
Oh, so he's already sprinting straight. Can you tell me the name of that you either not love me?
Hold on give me a second that called again in G
Al is it an acronym is it a word?
It's an acronym. Oh
non non-goopy
asymmetric light
That's okay. Yeah
Okay, okay, let's proceed. Let's proceed with great with good haste
good haste
Surely no one is down here this time. It's surely surely
Surely we are we are completely
free to go where we please
Dude, how did that guy get here before us? Oh, he must have this one to be honest
100% 100%
Okay, this is our moment. It's our time. It's our time now we're now we're the guy
We don't have 250 hours in a 2.5 kitty
Very start difference. We're still pretty good the the the white before 1.0 was the last wipe
I went hard on Tarkov. Yeah, I had an 8.5 KD, 3.5 player KD. I don't know what happened.
Well, no, there was no player KD calculations before 1.1.
There absolutely was. You could see it separately. There was your total KD,
which had scabs included, so it was always pretty high. But then if you looked in the,
like above your character model, you could see the player KD.
I don't think so. Are you joking am I am I being gaslit here? I don't think that was a thing. I think yeah
every time you had to do it manually if you wanted the real number I think both
of those were fucked up always okay well they're wrong for sure um okay why
were there two KD's there was the because the key to hey okay you're gaslighting me
I'm sorry, you're kidding me.
No, no, no, my chat's saying you're gaslighting me.
I'm not gaslighting you, no.
Well, actually, you know what?
I remember that KD, mine was 3.6.
Well, that's great.
I mean, listen, I'm not claiming to be better at Tarkov
than you are.
I'm just saying, this is the most shit wipe I've ever had.
Well, I, well, you know, some, you know, well, well,
I mean, well, you know, you know, well, yeah.
I'm having a great time.
That's great, that's great.
That's what matters most.
That's what matters most.
With my fucking 0.7 KD year.
That's what matters most.
That's what matters most is having a great time, Bosch.
A great time.
But let me tell you one thing.
Well, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
My KD right now is roughly by four or five.
Okay, that's the way you said that.
I would have believed you,
but the way you said that means that it's,
I don't believe you at all.
Okay. Well, well, then you, you've got to agree to disagree.
We have to get down to Mr. P.
I build custom rifles and sounds illegal.
You'll be interested in a free custom peanut.
Sent to a local FFL for you.
Okay. Now that you're saying a bunch of words, I don't understand.
Now it sounds like you know what you're talking about.
I mean, that's not, that's a shock to nobody.
Okay.
I thought you were just committing a crime.
I'm below one, but now because you said a bunch of stuff, I have no idea what you
said, now it sounds like you know exactly what you're doing and it is legal.
Um, uh, I, I, maybe, maybe, honestly, maybe one day I'm not really
the market right now, but I may, may, keep me, keep me pushing, keep, uh,
maybe, oh no, no, I don't think so.
Maybe, I'll keep you posted.
Oh God.
Oh, boy.
I
Come on big daddy
Take that deal bro like getting like an engraving of a peanut on a guy. Is that what you say is that?
What was it again?
engraving or something
I just
We Sarah Sarah I'm not gonna lie to you when he first said that I thought he just spelled karaoke wrong
I thought he builds guns and his favorite hobby was doing karaoke at a local bar
I swear to God. I thought that's what he said. I don't know what Sarah code it is. I don't know what that means
I don't I don't be doing it. You got that do I thought he just spoke karaoke wrong
I'll have to Google what that is but but keep me keep me posted
Let me Google what all that is ceramic paint
Sure, okay. It's a high temp paint
The fancy ceramic okay, let me take a peek. Let me tell me to do some research. Let me do some research
Let me do some research
You should be let me do some research. It looks good. It looks hella good
Okay, I'll have to look into this karaoke this karaoke rap. Okay. Let me look into this
Let me Google karaoke raps after this team hints and see what's going on and see what's crack-a-lackin
Uh, FFL is a person that can buy and sell guns federally
We hot guys how you did hold on I've always wanted a license for like a silencer and
Like uh, like uh like a fully auto is that?
It does that mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he's got that can I get an FFL?
Like is that mean you can do that stuff?
Uh, I have both you got both. How'd you get that? How'd you do that?
Class four or three, I don't have any of that stuff.
I don't have any of that stuff.
Mm, BBL, no, I don't need a BBL right now.
I could use a BBL later though.
You're in Texas, suppressor's easy to get.
I did hear in Texas, you can get a suppressor
like a week if you want to.
That'd be cool.
These suppressors make guns look so much cooler, guys.
That's, listen, I'm not even gonna debate on that one.
That's just a fact.
most of 95% of the cases, a silencer makes a gun look like 20% cooler.
100%, 100%.
Maybe we'll look into that BBL as well.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, we finally made it.
Oh, my God.
OK.
We should go down the residence a little bit.
We'll go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
OK.
OK.
You
See the card anywhere
Not yet
Yeah, oh I didn't bring nine this time those last round shit. Oh
My god, I thought I was so prepared for this. Okay. Well, don't worry. I'm just gonna cheat. Okay. That did not help
I was gonna say I don't think it helps as much as they used to that did not help that did not
Okay, I can't I don't even have a flashlight because I have the the laser that specifically supposed to go
With a night vision, so I didn't bring an actual flashlight perfect perfect perfect everything's fine
Fantastic fence. I can't see dick and balls. Oh, you're only at the president's you to keep. Oh my god. Hold on. I find that
I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it.
I found it. I found it.
I found it.
Someone's going towards the edge.
Someone's going, go back, go back, go back, go back.
His impact grenade has gone back, go back, go back.
He's still not through through this glass?
No, you cannot.
You cannot get through.
Get your flashlight.
Fuck you, go away. Go away.
I should have been his first thought was his impact grenade.
What a bitch.
Hey, dumbass!
We're over here.
You stupid you are stupid people. Oh god, it's one of those stupid people
Get them there again. Yes, stupid. Yes, just stupid and you're stupid and you're ugly
Stupid and you're ugly and you're fat. Yeah
You're stupid you're stupid and found it ugly you stupid fat ugly bitch
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're sneaky.
You're sneaky high.
You're sneaky.
Yeah.
What is this guy doing to a good eatin?
Yeah, he's, I don't know.
This is the first time I'm on Lads.
Just wait.
You're patiently.
You're just chillin right here.
He's flabbergasted.
Sir, are you flabbergasted? What if you just taking the residence of unit meeting?
Idiot
I think he's just looting residential and putting all the big coins in his butt.
Or he's not.
Yeah, that's true.
That could be where he's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just a possibility.
It's just a possibility.
It's a possibility.
I don't have a flashlight or nightmares. Okay, that's exactly what he's just
You say okay now he's just gone. He literally just laughs. He's going down. Oh, okay. He's going down to zero
Well, it's it's in his butt, dude
Come back come back we're just kidding about all that sticky stuff
We're just okay. It's just a joke. This is a prank. We're just a prank. I
Can see the I'm using your light. I'm using your light as as guidance
He's gonna
Can't be gone. He's still there something
We got it. We let's go kill a robot. I get some you the flesh eyes up. Yeah
What though
This one you know, I'm second or third right from us. I can't see shit. I can't see dick shit
You know second or third right for us I
Can't see anything I
I can't... I can't see I can't see
Excuse me, what the fuck was that?
You fuck you pal!
Get out of here!
GET OUT!
Is that you?
Yeah, yeah, I'm just pre-firing, I'm not ex-
I don't actually see-
He actually might be up here, he actually might be-
Come up here, come up here, come up here, come up here
Hey!
Hey!
It's either there she's in there. Hey, I'm returning this is black division
What do you think?
It's not my division. It's me. It's oh my god. No way
We what
We must we must have epic battle
Yeah, just for this ring.
Well, hold on, let me talk, let me converse with the council.
That doesn't, I was kind of hoping to just kill that one.
Just really go with the plan.
I agree, but what if you convince him to give you a flashlight?
I got green, I got black card.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Oh, just kill him.
Do you kill him or should we be his friend?
Mm, mm, mm.
to you. He doesn't want to meet me. He wants to meet you. Wait, what? What did you say?
Pause the street. Pause the street. Pause the street. Pause the street. Pause the street.
Sorry on my hand. I will turn the screen out. All right. We're on the same team now. Okay.
Okay, we're teammates now.
I got my arm looking at the floor.
I'm coming out.
Okay, this is me.
Hey, how you doing?
How you doing?
Okay.
Okay.
Is that a grenade?
You got it.
Yeah, I saw it here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, I need to find it.
Okay, take out my...
Oh, you're taking...
We're putting out on us.
We're putting out.
Oh, you're sharp-looking at it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So, what's the plan, Dex?
Well, I'm looking I don't have a night vision or a flashlight so I'm kind of looking for one of those two things
We got to give some robots
It's a robot
What's your name?
And it means Barney, it's not Barney
Barney, oh my god, that's what I was thinking about naming my first son
I think maybe you just borrow since you have night vision
Oh
Oh, thank you, sir
Oh thank you. Oh, this is fantastic. Alright, let's run!
Come on Barney
I need to, like, party in the boys.
Party in the boys, party in the boys.
We're gonna live forever.
Oh, there's someone under us being sneaky.
Oh, oh, oh, party.
You see him? You see him, party.
Here's he's someone under us. He's lurking in the shadows
Go get him party go get him
Oh, he's gone is he he's got he's gone forever. He's gone forever and Hernandez. Oh my god
Oh, we almost had a party we always had them we'll get the next one
Okay, let's agree. Oh
Sub so much already do the green. Oh no. Oh
Oh, I see we loop back around do the server room boys. What do you guys think? Yes server room in the hangar
Come on Barney Barney and the boys Barney and the boys Barney and the boys Barney and the boys
Whoa, Jesus Christ what major rubber band. Okay, just teleport
I might be gifted I might be gifted oh you gifted you're gifted that's why you're on
all those special classes oh party party party in the bushes of bad men over here guys you
hear that party bad men
we gotta get it we gotta kill them we gotta go we gotta show the bosses come on we'll
do a little flaky on him and come in their ass. That's metaphorical, by the way, Barty.
No actual sexual intercourse with the dead bodies that we're going to have, that we're
going to kill him. I love to read. I love to read books. It's one of my top five favorite
What do you do?
Book reading, sailboating, fishing,
crochet,
whiffle ball, top, those are my top five.
Top five.
This isn't fishing, that one can't move.
This is what, oh, there's somebody red.
There's somebody here, boys, there's somebody in here.
There's somebody in here.
By the order of the Barney boys, drop your weapons, bansher.
Barney and the boys, Barney and the boys,
party in the boys the handle party in the boys
the party's gonna get you but watch out
the party's gonna get you
get him party get him let him out of it
let him out of it
come on buddy
that's our boy
let him out of it
witness party witness him
that's our boy
we made one top party
What is it?
What is it, Marty?
What is it?
What is it?
Did you just lock himself in red?
What the hell is he doing?
Is he stupid?
Is he stupid?
Is he stupid?
No, no, no, no, that guy.
No, Marty, you're not stupid.
You're smart.
You're smart.
I love you, bitch.
No, this guy's stupid! This guy's an idiot!
Fuck you, whoever you are!
Fuck you!
Not just as a player of this game, but as a person!
As a person in real life! Fuck you!
Let's see if you can razzle. Let's see if you can razzle.
Barney had him in the- Barney, Barney, Barney, you had him in a toke hole.
That's why he had to lock himself in there.
He knew you were about to give him the one-two.
Oh, Barney was about to kill him.
Oh
We say
So Barney was on one the body was going to use
Barney the demon Barney the destroyer
Barney the destroyer Barney the destroyer
We can swipe red card and then kill him
But he's over to the doors. He's over to the doors
Well, I forgot. Oh, I don't have red card. Oh, it also kicker sense. Oh, hey, mr. Not
there is a GLP-1 stem behind you and you need it. Don't leave it behind. Hope it helps and you're welcome.
GLP-1.
Eeeeee!
GLP-1.
GLP-1 GLP-1.
Why are you sure?
Nothing left.
Sher! Sher! Come out now!
Come out right now, young man!
I actually do have red car, but I don't know if I want to waste the whole use just getting this guy
He's gonna have everything important in his butt
They do want to kill him. We got shoes in the play everybody every group up every group up use a plan
We are gonna swipe the red card. I'm gonna open the door then party. Just you just
You show who the boss is mr. Barney, okay, all right, okay
You hear that body body coming for you
Body in the boys are back, baby
Oh yeah, yeah!
Barney the Brave. That's his nickname.
Barney the Brave. Barney the Brave.
Is he poor?
I think I got a disease.
Is-is it? Is it?
Kinda.
Does he have a disease?
I
Swipe the red car that's that's really expensive okay, see
I kind of do you know
Okay guys on the next one come on gang there's trouble afoot there's trouble foot I can sense it
Fuckin'
This guy didn't loot much here
I was joking about that
I was joking about him having looted these rooms
Cause there's still a lot of loot
There's still a lot of loot?
Lot, lot of loot?
It's a certified lot of loot situation
Dude, all these rooms are open
Dude, how does everybody have key cards?
You see this? All these rooms are open
Me and Barney are hanging out. Oh my god. Give your body my best. Oh, I'm getting shot at but what?
Crossed away across the way. I don't know I
Got y'all peek-up. He was she's she's
I don't see it
Opposite opposite a red room like opposite side. I don't know dude the lights are out if he is night vision and I peak
I'm fucking toast
That's my division so much business how party that I'm on the stairs to yellow and it's bad vision
Well, I'm not watching
One down. Two down. Three down.
Gotcha!
Okay, Jesus. Oh my God.
He enjoyed money through a bad grenade.
That's okay. Papa Bean's gonna take care of it.
Where are they? Where are they, exactly?
In Heaven. In Heaven.
In Heaven.
Kill three. I don't know. How big is the group? How big is the group?
I'll be the group
I'll be the group is usually three or two more
Dude, I can't see yellow is looted. Oh my goodness
Yeah, I hear more. I hear more. I'm gonna keep out
You I can hear them literally for me. Okay, where are you right now? Where are you right now? I'm over here guys
I'm over here. Do you see me?
I'm across cat. I'm spinning around. Do you see me?
No, I don't have night vision. I'm over yonder. Do you see me boys?
I need this war black division below us
Okay, hold on, no, they're on the same level,
they're about to kill me, they're in the manor's office.
Oh, God.
Okay, we gotta stay fast, we gotta stay fast.
I think he's got this, I think he's got this.
Oh, he's got this.
Wait, wait, wait, let me beat this, let me beat this.
You see if I can see him,
let me see if I can just take a little glimpse.
It's one, it's one, see if he's there,
it's one, it's a little peep, it's a little peep.
It's a little peep, it's a little peep.
I don't see anyone, do you see anyone?
No, but I fucking hear-
Oh, fuck me, fuck me.
Slow and steady, slow and steady.
Slow and steady.
They're right on the other side of this door.
You sure?
Yeah, I got one.
Yeah, one of them and then another one's further back.
At least two, at least two.
We got ya, peep it, peep it, peep it, peep it.
People, people, people, who's that?
I don't see anyone.
I think they're downstairs.
I can't hear them.
I can hear them. I think they're downstairs.
They might be downstairs. They might be.
Oh, it's some light-teeth flutters.
It's some light-teeth flutters.
Okay, hold on now.
Okay. Yeah.
Not downstairs.
Okay.
I think they're downstairs.
You think they're still there?
Didn't one of them see you when you just popped out?
Well, I think you gotta see everything. They're sentient.
Oh, well, I mean, they're sentient?
They're sentient. They're real people.
They're sentient.
He's peeking. Barney's peeking.
Oh, Barney's on the case, and we're safe. We're good.
Barney's on the case.
Barney's on the case.
They're definitely downstairs. Like I said.
Like I said, they're downstairs.
Okay, okay. I said that.
I couldn't see where that was when I said it.
I said the whole time they were downstairs.
So you said oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to make a mistake. I won't have it again. Well, it was my fault
Nothing too brash
Oh more baby keys. Oh
It's party, okay
I don't know
Oh god, oh god, where are they?
Oh
Where are you peanut?
Okay, that does not feel like black division. I
Think there's a player. I don't know the way he the way he like split fire
Yeah, as long as this tasteful
Please, please, please, please, please tell me why he's alive.
I would be alive with myself if Barney died.
You mean, Sweet Barney?
Barney!
Barney!
Sweet Barney?
Oh, no, my sweet, my sweet, no.
No, it's Barney, that is Barney.
I think Barney's dead.
Don't tell me Barney's dead, do not tell me Barney's dead.
I'm telling you, there's players there.
I'd rather you just kill me now!
I don't want to live with it.
I don't want to live in a world without Barney!
Oh, no, Barney.
I
You were down you were down you were down we see we see okay, there's a player though. There's a player in this chaos
I did a hundred percent the way that guy shot me it wasn't a PMC it was like a
I remember I remember I remember how Barney used to smile. Oh
Hey, oh Barney had the most beautiful smile
You did
Barney never wanted to help me ask you guys a question. Oh, hello. Is that God Lord?
Well, I am but it's also at nine in the morning. She's like, you know, 50 50
Yeah, I was gonna say what's high music for us
Morning and then the next day on Saturday, did you get seven in the morning?
This would be 5 a.m. For me. So that ain't happening for old game
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna do that. It's gonna have to be it's gonna be a maybe for me
It's gonna be a maybe it's gonna be a certified maybe situation for me
I certified yeah, sir. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
We have to start when it starts. Well, I think I think that you if in order to view if you in order to win
You had to start with such yes
What if I just want to fuck around and kill people then you could probably do it any time you want and if you want to win
I got what I got what I got. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
That was close
level same level I want to do it so I want to do it oh my god
I think God's mother
okay I'm fine I just have I have three food there's more
I'm hungry I'm on shit I'm 11 11
I got a C12 I got a C12 I got a C12
I I have a SJ6 an appropriate I have a
I can still hear my whistle. We've got to kill all of them, and then we get all the loot. We just get that out, okay?
Absolutely.
Barney's spirit saved me. Barney's- Barney- Barney came up here.
I'm probably gonna die here.
Barney came to the purgatory and whipped out his fat knockers as a ghost right in front of him, like Obi-Wan.
Oh, shit.
He obviously painted a picture. He was like- Barney was Obi-Wan, and he was like a hologram in front of that black division guy.
He walked out of- he whipped out his knockers and it distracted him. That's why he didn't kill him.
Yeah, I think they're all clear on our at our level. I think there's a boss
I'm dropping back and try to get the killing okay
I'm just gonna flashlight if there's a player here. I'm dead
I got one
Yeah, I think so I'm not not confirmed though
No you didn't know you didn't
Got another one got got another one oh shit there's still one there's
To all me truly
There's one that fell back. I don't know. Oh shit. Is he upstairs?
Level our level he's in the middle area
What now what now got up?
Did you get the guy in the middle?
No he's not.
He's over here.
Is that your laser or not?
Yeah, yeah, it's mine.
It's mine.
Wait.
You did not get the guy on our level.
You got to go upstairs?
I got a guy on our level but then you used to do another guy.
Yeah.
Well, I might have killed him.
I might have killed him.
I don't see him.
You're so feeble, I'm only 100%
I'm just, I just don't know where
It's lurking
Oh, I see my shield, I see my shield
No, I'm gonna
Gotcha!
Okay
We have four minutes, we have four minutes
Oh yeah, I think that's all about it
I should be looted up, I should be looted up
Looted up
Wait, I hit one more, wait, one more
There's more, there's more, there's more
Fuck it, we gotta push them
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, we'll do it live!
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
That's you, that's you right there, right?
You mean the ceiling?
I'm, I'm, I'm prone, yeah
It's me there's a guy right below there. I see my shit.
Careful.
Okay, I can't hear shit because of this gun.
Quick, quick, quick, quick!
Don't leave me behind!
Don't leave me behind!
Not a single morsel!
Not a single morsel!
We actually just need to call the elevator!
We need to call the elevator!
One of us is at the single right now.
Rock paper scissors ready?
Rock paper scissors.
Rock!
Oh, uh, paper.
Shit!
Okay, I'll go call it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
So good.
It's so unfair.
It's only- Damn it.
Okay, I'll go call it.
I'll go call it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm out of food and water.
Can maybe just a little more.
Oh, Jimmy's going to push it out of here.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lost him.
all day, all day, all day, all day, all day, call the elevator, call the elevator, call
the, call the, call it, and all-
Oh fuck.
Potenko, putenko, putenko, putenko, come on, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh
All these guys have five, six holy crappy holy cow.
Huge, huge.
I'm good.
No no no.
You're not dead.
Is it this way?
Am I going the right way?
It's under the block.
It's under the block room.
Oh fuck me dude.
I don't know.
What?
What do you mean you don't know?
It's where we were it's where we were.
Then you go torch.
Trusted sky.
The metal stairs.
Drink, food, or Rangers.
No.
I'm not fucking going that way.
You're fucking the L어�.
I hear you.
I hear you.
That's you right?
Yeah, you're coming the right way.
You should be drinking that.
Okay.
I'll die by the group guy by the group absolutely busy gaming out it's make nothing less
Whoo, oh?
31,000 31,000 xp 14 black division down. Oh my god. Holy shit
Yes, just doing my part but guys everyone a moment of silence
for Barney
A moment of silence for Barney rest in peace. I alluded to body
I don't know. You know what? I got it. Silence. There's silence.
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Alright, Peabody. Alright, Peabody.
Alright, Peabody. Alright, Peabody. Alright, Peabody.
He was brave. He had a smile that could light up a room.
His personality was the sicker piece of any party.
Oh my goodness. Oh, I love Barney like my brother.
I love Barney like a brother.
I like to call him Sweet Barney.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Sweet Barney?
Yeah.
Barney.
Sweet Barney.
Sweet Barney.
Oh my God.
I love Barney.
Sweet Barney.
Sweet Barney.
Sweet Barney.
Sweet Barney.
The sweetest man you'll ever meet.
Oh.
You could travel a thousand years and you'll never meet a man as sweet as Barney.
Never.
Never.
I just bought a horn and gave the best hat.
Oh, Barney.
Oh my god.
Well, OK, I don't want to meet him anymore.
Yeah, Barney will be next.
Oh, seven to the chapter.
Barney, incredible.
Other features.
He's got a lot of, he has a lot of endearing features.
A lot of endearing features.
I mean, what is this great guy?
Is this great?
Did anyone expect me to see any different?
I mean, is this great guy?
Who's the best guy?
And he's great in every quality.
He's just going to have some loose hanging out asshole.
Highly doubt it.
Highly doubt it.
I mean
For him to be the greatest guy beautiful smile handsome tall
And he's got a butt hole hanging out of them like a tube sock. Absolutely not that's that's to be expected
Well, it could be actually that could actually be well it technically could be but I doubt it. I doubt it
He purple
Well, that's offensive, but that's offensive. That's racist towards all Barney's
But also yes, you did happen to be purple. Yes, he's it and it was a dinosaur and he was a dinosaur
He was a dinosaur was a dinosaur and he's allowed to sing he loved to sing. He loved to sing
He loved to sing. He had the heart of a singer part of a heart of a lion part of a lion
He sings better than you guys. No, not as good as that. No
Not that good, but still a beautiful boy
Beautiful voice. Beautiful voice.
All right gang, it's three in the morning.
I've got a date with a beautiful burger.
Her name is...
Sweet and spicy.
Sweet cherry?
No, sweet and spicy.
Oh, different.
I think I'm going to try to do that tournament
because I really wanted to play last time and it looked fun.
It was really fun. It sounded like...
I bet this tournament could be a banger, but guys,
this tournament starts in six hours.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's there's no time dude. If I if it was next week, I would do it, but I can't do it this week
I can't I genuinely like not not that I don't want to. Oh, yeah
He has a huge problem huge conflict of interest. He has a water heater guy coming dude. Honestly, you want to take
huge
Oh, dude guys
gimmick's gonna be out of commission for a couple weeks because he's got a water heater guy coming tomorrow
You have to shower?
I'm sorry.
Who showers?
I do.
I do.
Do you not shower, Jinji?
Oh, my god.
You're.
Who does that?
A MyStream is equipped with Smell Technology.
He's a peanut.
MyStream's equipped.
I will admit, I probably don't shower as much
as a peanut should shower.
I would not lie.
I will not lie.
OK, but I mean, all I do is sit here and talk about poop.
and and he kind of races sometimes and that's it.
I smell like it too.
I'm just kidding.
Don't put me on Twitter.
I'm not racing.
But I don't I feel like I don't really exert a lot of energy to require and you know the
normal amount if I was a construction peanut if I was out there you know building railways
and and building houses I feel like you know that's when you really need a shower a lot
And you know, and I just feel like, you know, you know, it's just, you know,
I mean, you don't leave your house.
You're not really sweating like exactly.
Our, you know, exactly.
You know, you know, I still take a reasonable number of showers.
It's just, you know, if it's a if it's a Saturday and I'm feeling lazy and I'll
just a reasonable number of ship.
I'll just I'll just skip it that day.
I'll skip it that day and and you know, no problem.
No problem.
No problem.
No problem. No problem.
Um, no problem.
Uh, fair enough.
Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm not, uh, listen, even if it wasn't for the water heater man
coming to my house tomorrow early in the morning, I would still not wake up at
fucking eight a.m.
And I would not definitely not wake up or sorry.
No, at five yet.
Well, that, again, I did.
Well, not no, no, no, that was nine a.m.
And that was a struggle.
This one's 8am and then 5am.
If I played tomorrow, then I'd have to wake up at 5am on Saturday.
I don't know, so you just don't go to sleep.
I will say it's currently 3 in the morning.
If it was Saturday, that means the tournament would start in 4 hours.
Yeah, then you just stay up and you, you know, I don't know, pop an acrobat and drink some caffeine.
I will set an alarm for 8 and 5 a.m. For me because I'm Pacific so I'm is even worse for me
And I will say a 30-second prayer
for you Genji and
The tournament and then I will go right back to sleep
Okay, I don't know if I do that. I don't think I'm the best. I that's literally the best I could do
I don't think I'm doing that tournament. I don't think so. I would love to
No, it sucks. It sucks because that sounds like a banger of a tournament.
I'm actually very regretful that I'm missing it.
I'm not even lying.
I'm going to let you guys know how much fun I had afterwards,
and you guys are going to be so jealous.
You live vicariously through your experience.
I will live vicariously through your experience.
OK.
Yeah, there's there's no chance.
There's no chance.
I'm dude, I'm fucking building a concrete slab in my backyard right now in my free time. There's no shot. I'm waking up at 5 a.m.
Are you what?
Just what I'm
We're putting up a shed, so I got it. I've had to level I had to dig a bunch of dirt yesterday
What do you know about building a shed?
I'm sorry sir. Some of us know how to do other things
Play video games. All right. I live. There's no way you know how to build a shed.
Magic gravel I leveled the area listen listen put the pavers down listen. I'm all for doing stuff yourself
You know that we don't pay a guy, but let me tell you that said is gonna be leaning at a 45 degree angle
And then you have to pay a guy to carry down all day
That shit is perfectly level is how do you know it? Maybe you're like head is on truck it, you know
because I bought a level you could be broken listen I think I think I can
speak for all the bungalows by the way I've seen four vegetas throwing ass in
my chat with as a large emoji here the last five minutes so I'm telling you
like get off soon but I think I think that all I speak for all the bungalows
here and I think we're gonna need a picture of that shed when it's done
Yeah, I'll send you a picture of the shed. I'll send you a picture of the shed. I can do that
Okay, it's gonna be a very close-up. So I don't get murdered, but I will send you a picture
Yeah, by the way, I don't know if you realize how crazy AI is nowadays if you take a picture even like a quarter of a room in your house
Someone can find your exact location immediately
immediately
No, I'm not joking. There's new AI technology with like somebody I saw it on Twitter and somebody it was like it was like a
Clip of like Andrew Tate or something in a house and they took just a still frame of him walking through a room
Took the corner of it. What if the way I show the exact house?
Because the AI looks up looks up all like I'm sure it helps if your home has never been on the market, but it looks up all
All
pictures like on the internet, I think and I'm like how's English housing? Yeah, how these housing listings I believe it
And that's it matches them. It's okay now
I've got a huge picture of gimmick as a as an emoji with three chance in mind
That isn't gimmick it looks suspiciously it's suspiciously like gimmick
No, okay, that's gotta be that's gotta be that's gotta be wait that does look like gimmick. Oh, hey, what the heck hold up
Brothers brother pictures have made it metadata and GPS in the picture. No, I know that's true
But that's not how the person found the you know the person actually showed a video of how they did it
What they they they the pictures feed recorded the monitor
They went to an Andrew Tate stream or someone's female energy was there
They took a picture of a still frame and they took the corner of it
And they they really showed a video of them putting it into an AI device that matched it with all house listings and then
Found the address immediately. They didn't use metadata. They didn't use metadata. They took it out of the stream. No, they didn't
Okay, I guess they just didn't do that. I guess they just I guess my eyes just see me and they just didn't do
Okay, you got me guys. I just made the whole thing up. What I just didn't see that I just didn't see it happen
Okay. All right. Okay. I said I just did see it and just didn't happen. Okay. I
I'm sorry. I'm gonna have it. I just like the lie. I just like the lie
It was it's a hobby mind. You caught me. You caught me tonight. I'm a habitual liar. You caught me
I just making some up right now. I
I saw it. I've never really saw it. No proof. No, you didn't. Okay. All right. Okay. Where's
the proof? We're just gonna have to agree to disagree. We're just gonna have to agree to
disagree this time. We agree to disagree. We have to agree to disagree. We have to agree
this week. Okay, now I see gimmick again with me. All right, guys, that's what I'm like.
Like three years old. That's whereas before I shaved the COVID wait, you know, that's one of
us like one of our tiered this way. That shit was real. Oh my God. I think when you think these
guys don't believe what I saw. I don't even think this is rage bait. I used a couple of them rage
bait, but I think there's a bunch of them that don't believe me. You got no proof.
Oh wait, I kind of missed the whole thing because I was looking at the email. What are we talking
about right now? The thing where you can find anyone's house with just a picture of any room in
in the house. Well, I believe you. I don't know if there's a publicly accessible program,
but there's definitely a privately accessible program. All right. I see it, dude. The internet
detectives are crazy. I've seen some crazy stuff. I'm getting word that Zillow has that
program on their website is by default. Why not as extensive as what I just described.
Okay, everybody keeps typing this thing called geospy.ai.
I don't know what that is, but they keep typing that.
You're not going to that website.
You're not going to that website.
That's Bram off-worn.
Lots of Bram off-worn guys, do not go to that website.
You are dumb, huh?
You know, well, you know, well, okay.
I love how you talked about how we, how it's horrible.
And then now you've got people posting the website
to Docsus in your chat.
And you're like, and you're like, perfect, thank you.
This is buddy, they're the dogs and me.
I mean, well, he's not with that.
That would be a hard way to dogs me.
You have to do it another way.
Yeah, well listen, it's gonna be a very close up
picture of this jet, all right.
It should be very close up picture of the jet.
Very close up picture of the jet.
It'll be the closest, it's gonna be completely useless
to all of my purposes.
Take a picture of it and then blur everything else
around it, out, and then show the picture.
There you go.
Could you just ask AI to unbler the image?
Fuck my life.
I'll just black it out.
It'll be pure black.
It'll be pure black.
Could you just ask the AI to unblack out the image?
I think you'd have to black out the image.
I don't know the error.
You could ask it to unblack it.
No, I think you actually can't.
I just make something up.
No, I think you actually can't.
I think you would have to take a picture,
black out everything around the set
and then take a picture of that picture.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you mean like going through the metadata? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That way you can. Yeah.
Yeah. A screenshot of the picture after it's blacked out.
After it's blacked out. Just in case that data is still behind it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, screenshot it. Bing-bang boom.
Bing-bang boom.
Except then I'm not, then I'm gonna screenshot it, then I'm gonna hire a guy at Home Depot.
Well, that's not the main of data.
Then I'm gonna go to the Home Depot parking lot and I'm gonna hire a guy at Home Depot
sitting on the back of his truck to take a screenshot of my screenshot and then send
it from his phone. Yeah, that's the way to do it. That's the way to do it. That's the
way to do it. That's the way to do it. That's the way to do it.
20 bucks. Easy. 20 bucks for five minutes. That's the hell of a deal.
Well, you could actually take the picture, black it out around the thing, take a picture
of that picture, take a photo camera, take a picture of your phone, then black out the
area around your phone, take another camera, take a picture of that picture, and then upload
that picture to ingird.com, and then take the link and then open that link in a browser
that's on private mode, and then she'll have that one and 12.
You're almost there.
You can take a picture of the link on the browser, then you hire the guy on the depot,
have him downloaded, then go on a road trip to the Grand Canyon with him, and then take
picture with him at the Grand Canyon in front of the Grand Canyon and post that. Okay, okay.
I was just asking what my dream car is. I don't really, I don't really know.
Lightly lifted Toyota Tacoma. Lightly lifted Toyota Tacoma.
2003 like this. I always wonder what it was.
Tastefully lifted. Japan cars that have a bunch of drawings on the side so I can
skirt around and play made in Tokyo.
I'm not done done done done.
I want an ARC seven.
What's that?
That cool color.
An ARC seven?
Pretty cool.
My dream car since I was a kid is the BMW M3 and M5.
Tastable, elegant.
You actually use a cool car?
You use a really cool car?
Okay, okay, no.
I ride that bitch.
Okay.
the Aston Martin Valhalla I've seen on tiktok that thing looks like a space ship
have you seen have you seen that Austin Mart oh I'm gonna look at oh it's it's
it's sexy it's sexy um wait have you seen those new mini fans like the
like the hippie fans that just came out by no oh I have seen I said yeah I have
the heavy band. Well, listen, if we're talking super car like this Austin Martin, that's a
badass car, right? But that's not a car. I wouldn't actually want to own that car. It'd be
stressful. Yeah, well, obviously, yeah, I mean, yeah, we're talking that then I'm talking like
maybe a Ferrari Tester Rosa or something. I mean, that then now we're talking, but I don't actually
On a Ferrari test to rosen
That's why I want one of those Japanese shit boxes that way you don't worry about anything to ram in the shit doesn't matter
I mean, hey man. Mm-hmm. Amen. Amen. He's ramming if he doesn't man
It's called a buzz pro
That's what the the
Vans are called as a buzz pro
What about the Japanese one?
It's none of the
Pro like the it's like a hippie van. Oh
Oh, 87 fire, I don't know if you've ever heard of that.
It looks crazy.
I think I saw that in the video game.
Oh, that mercy.
Guys, I'm gonna be late with my date with my burger.
She's gonna be very unhappy with me.
Yeah, I'm out of here.
Have a good night, guys.
Genji, good luck tomorrow, Genji.
Are you staying up all night?
No, I'm gonna go take a nap.
Okay.
Good nap.
Alright, goodnight now gang.
Good night guys.
Good night everybody, good night.
Alright, boy time!
Gettin' up, I'm gettin' up!
Boys, I'm telling you guys, I'm so conflicted.
I'm so conflicted that...
I know you guys are like, oh do it, do it, fuck you guys.
Think about the actual logistics for a second.
That turnies sound so fun.
Oh my god, I do, I don't want to miss it.
If I wake up at 9, which is in 5 hours, 6 hours, which I'm not going to be in bed for another hour,
I'm going to wake up an hour early since that's 4 hours of sleep.
And that's probably going to be all day long. So I probably will have to sleep from 9am to 2am,
which is straight up 17 hours with little sleep, with 4 hours of sleep, 17 hour long
stream then and after then get three hours of sleep wake up at seven and
stream for 17 more hours what that's I would die I would literally die I would
literally die do it pussy I'm not a pussy I'm not a pussy
why you don't think I can do it but I'll do it fine I'm sure you give me that
easy fuck yourself I'm not doing it I'm not doing it that sounds horrible that
That sounds terrible and also horrible.
Oh my goodness, do it, and you're cool.
Well, hold on, I do wanna be cool.
I would like to be cool.
Are you sure it would make me cool?
Are you certain?
Oh no, it's gonna have to be a guarantee.
I would have to be cool if I didn't.
Yes?
Okay, now, okay, all right, now the ball is in the court.
Now the ball is in the court, okay.
Now the ball is in the court.
Now the ball is in the court.
Now the cards are on the table.
Okay, hold on now.
Okay, I'll have to ponder.
I'll have to do some off-stream serious ponder time.
Some serious off-stream ponder time.
Oh, that is, wow, that's okay.
Now we're stepping up our game.
Now we're really stepping up our game.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, good night everybody.
Do it for Dolly Parton.
We could also do it for Dolly Parton with that stream.
We could honor Dolly Parton's passing by waking up at nine in the morning, two days
in a row with no sleep, risking a heart attack, just to play with a bunch of fucking Russians
and lose a tournament.
That does sound pretty good.
That does.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
That does sound.
Hold on now.
Wait a second, hold on, and we're cool.
And we're cool if we do it.
Hold on now.
Now the cards are stacking up.
Now the cards are, okay, hold on now.
Now we're talking.
Now we're really getting into the nitty gritty.
Hutch's math guys, guys, guys, that won't even work.
That wouldn't even work.
Boys, I've prescribed Adderall.
I haven't refilled it like two years now,
three years or something.
Guys, that stuff only works when you have good sleep.
You take Adderall on bad sleep,
you feel like a piece of crap.
Sure you're awake, but oh my God,
like you ever feel like you have to poop,
but you're not the spot to do it,
and your head starts throbbing, you start sweating?
It's like that the whole time.
But you can't sleep,
because you took the Adderall,
you're in it for the long haul.
You had Adderall only works when you have good sleep,
or like decently good sleep.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm, the poop sweats.
Yeah, the poop sweats, the poop sweats.
Mm, mm.
Okay, I don't know why everybody keeps saying
21,000 rubles, are we serious?
Guys, guys, my money is in assets.
It's in my portfolio, it's building wealth.
It's building wealth as we speak.
I would just have to liquidate them
to have more rubles in the game, okay?
I would have to liquidate my assets.
How about this what's this look at 100 million hundred you see that read it in week boys read it we've
$100 million
Yeah, that's right pal. That's right eat my butt eat the literal shit out of my ass
All right, eat the literal shit out of my butthole. Yeah, that's right. That's right catch 22
Check and main lay up three pointer LeBron James pair and passes to Yao Ming
Yao Ming passes to Michael Jordan Michael Jordan runs up and dunks the shot or
whatever the shit I don't know what we're talking about anymore
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Three point dunk, three point dunk.
Is that possible?
Wait.
If you can theoretically,
no guys, let's give back the physical capabilities
of a human man.
If you could theoretically jump from the three point line
and put it in the basket.
Let's just say in theory, you could.
Would that count for a three-pointer?
Or would it still not count?
Yes, yes it would.
It would.
Guys, I'm telling you, the first guy to be able to do that,
is that possible though?
I know we haven't done it,
but is it theoretically possible if like someone,
like you know Michael Phelps was born
with like twice his lung size?
What if the guy is born with like twice the leg leg?
and he's got like seven feet legs.
Is that it possible?
Would that it be possible?
It's just so out of the possibility
even with a guy that's mutated, it still wouldn't work.
Hold on, let me see, hold on.
How far is the three point line
from the basket in basketball?
19 feet nine inches in high school
and 23 feet nine inches at the top
of the arc in NBA.
Okay, so that's 24 feet.
Okay, what's the, okay,
what's the farthest anyone has ever jumped?
Hold on, wait a second.
What, 29 feet, 29 feet.
29, no, I know that's probably a long jump,
so they're probably doing some weird stuff,
and it would be hard to reach up
and put it in the basket.
Well, that is five feet more than you need to get
from the three point line through the basket.
You got a five feet buffer right there.
That's a five feet buffer.
Now I know that that guy that jumped 29 feet,
he's probably very low to the ground.
He's probably not high up at all.
With a five foot buffer, and if we wait for like a,
like a, like a, like a Michael Phelps,
but in basketball, that would be possible.
That is not out of the possibility realm.
You cannot tell me that it's out of the possibility realm.
At some point, that could happen.
That could happen.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about?
Not possible.
It is possible.
It is possible.
I just read you why it's possible.
Do it for Dolly.
You wouldn't do it for Dolly.
Pardon.
You're getting next to two feet right there easily.
Just out of motivation.
You thick cunt.
Holy crap.
British people have the most disgusting insults.
I don't, I have to take a shower after saying that.
Are you kidding me?
He's called me a thick cunt.
Who would do that?
That's worse than killing someone.
Are you crazy?
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Ridiculous, that is ridiculous.
That is disgusting.
That is disgusting.
We keep it classy.
We call you a bitch or something like that
or a piece of crap or a pussy.
Not a thick cunt.
That is to, oh my God, you disgust me.
You actually, you disgust me.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Okay, all right, I'm getting off.
All right, goodnight everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night now, boys.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, everybody.
Have a good night.
Good night now, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now everybody, rest up, rest easy now boys.
Have a good night, good night everybody, good night now gang.
Have a good night boys, good night now everybody.
Have a good night, good night now boys, good night everybody.
Have a good night, good night, rest up, rest easy.
Good night.
Good night everybody, good night now gang,
have a good night, good night, sleep tight and do not.
get out of here before it's too late!
I'm gonna eat a burger, take a white poof!