TheBurntPeanut
NEW COD WARZONE | CARRYING Cloakzy x TimTheTatMan x Nickmercs x Hutch | LEBRON JAMES OF WARZONE | #BUNGULATE
08-28-2026 · 8h 48m
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I got a bitch from inside We ride with a man in a night
Take it a bit, just a bite Take it over in the sky
Rubblin' a made bed, she do lots
I told her I guess it's fine
I'm just a paid bag, but she fine
I gave her a shoe, and she died
I gave her a shit, when she died
I gave her a shit, when she died
I came in that bitch with her knife
Bitch, let me take your life, I don't play with no bands
If you pull up, you play up or fine
Fuck the bitch with her bed, anybody
You're not stopping, you know what you mean
I'm up with a bitch for a crack
The bitch she said in my rap
The bitch, what she doin' about it
I'm a back of the carry, fuck a bitch, I'm a back of the loo
I don't give a fuck, this called man
I don't give a fuck, this back of the loo
Loot this, this a mess, that a gig
I'm gonna kill you all myself, got this time to go
Got this fucking shit
I'm gonna die, for all I know
You ain't no one, gotta be into your time, man
I'm gonna die, for all I know
I'm gonna die, for all I know
Go!
Let's go! Let's go! It is a beautiful day, gentlemen. It is a beautiful day. Boys, I was
hopping on early because I saw the crew line. I saw Mr. Tim the Batman, Mr. Hodge, Mr. Wicks,
Mr. Glowciano. By the way, a lot of you guys were asking how are they going to do
a five stack when not five stacking there's like a specific time where
everybody has to leave and come back and it kind of works out perfectly there's
always gonna be four of us but that's the collection of people were playing
with the night for those of you guys wondering no I am not being paid to
play this game I just like new games that's what I like for those of you
They are gonna clip this and put it on social media
All right, there you go, you got your clip now, let's run well you got your clip you got your clip
Let's head on in boys. Let's head on in. Let's head on in
Okay, hopefully that's not illegal for me to say what I'm actually not getting paid. I don't really know
Fucking if I get sued we'll fucking figure it out. We'll wing it
Okay, all right, let me unmute let me see what the gig is up to boys. Oh boys. I'm I'm so I've never been more ready
Never been more ready
You're still sniping.
Dude, I just double-siped that guy.
Whatever it's called.
Okay.
What the fuck are you looking at, bro?
You know what, guys? Let's pull up their streams.
Let's see how they're doing. Let's see who the alpha wolf is.
Oh, whoa!
Let's see who the alpha wolf is. Let's see who's leading the pack.
Oh, whoa!
We're sticking a little peaksy.
I'm sick of this mouth.
Low left, right around the back opposite side.
This is where Ray was, we're all scared.
Let me see here, let me see the outflow.
Let me see the outflow fish.
Oh man.
By the way, we're gonna hear Kloak see a couple of seconds
before you actually see out on the screen,
just have my eyes.
So if he goes, no, just knowing about five seconds,
you're about to see his butthole getting dead.
My five big brawling gentlemen.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Game up from top to bottom, turn it down to 1.31.
I just think he has his game up a little bit.
I've got my game up a little bit
so it's combining and making a piece of crap experience.
But that's okay.
We're only doing this for like five minutes.
We're fine.
He has to go another up.
Pretty good, Mr. Mike.
Pretty good.
Thanks for asking.
Where'd he go?
He's still up.
Right underneath.
Oh, I just got signed.
you ready mr. guys let me tell you something I'm like 99% sure that my
house I'm 99% sure guys that whole thing where I said I'm gonna carry Tim and
mr. Merck's and mr. Clubsie and mr. Hodge. 90% that was a joke. There's 1% in there.
I think there's 1% of us all. Small piece. Hey they're watching over the belief that
tonight may be our night tonight may be us gentlemen truly leading the charge into
the block into the flag whoever agrees to be right now it says yes I agree with
you doubles your chances for fuck a fan Friday entries just saying just saying
whoever says yes I agree with you you double your chances to be picked for
fuck a fan Friday oh my god you guys believe me too I told I'm telling you
Guys, I think we're gonna do really good. I can't believe you guys all agree with me on that. Holy crap. Really?
Okay, Murphy, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Well, thank you guys. I appreciate that. I really think we're gonna be great
I think we're gonna do fantastic
The outstanding support
Incredible in graduates. Oh guys, we actually should we should we do a custom classical waiting?
I think that's what we should do. We are all the guns auto-unlocked in war zone like it's all unlocked
Unlock on the roof. Is even worth making a customer. Can we even make a cousin?
No custom class. Oh, there's no guys at all for every one for everyone. There's no
No custom costumes in beta. Oh god. Okay. Okay. That's you so much better. Oh my god. Thank God
Thank God. Okay, we're all on an evening playing field. I was I was really hoping I was gonna have to whip out the George Washington
Musket while the other guy has a hand cannon orbital laser and absolutely
Thank God. Thank God. What a blessing. What a blessing
Okay, we're good. Thank you guys. Hmm. There is custom classes. Is there custom classes or not?
Okay, you know what fuck all you guys I'm just gonna check
I
Haven't played quality so I
Yeah, right here this looks like a vehicle in season one
Unless there isn't custom classes
That's why I got some classes
That is okay good, okay
Counter strike by the way being the bug leaders are studying you guys's movements and judging you right now
So it makes you perform your best of no pressure. Oh fuck. Oh
Coming up Nicholas. Oh my god. Oh my god. You close. He's a demon. Oh my god. Did you see that you see that?
There's 300. I would hate to be a single dad in this game right now. Oh my goodness close
You're close. He's a piece of shit. Oh, she's a piece of shit piece of
J.F.B.
I want to give you my shit!
My J.F.W.
The J.F.B.
Shit!
My man, my man!
Mr. J.F.B.
is deviant and dog,
and deviant and dog!
Thank you, my boy.
I will not let you down tonight with J.F.B.
I will f-
I will f-
I will f-
I will f-
I will f-
I will f-
I will f-
I will f-
I will f-
I will f-
I
You end up hating this try hell that loose Vietnam. I won't promise that but I can promise I'll end up hating this
Little compromise a little compromise a little compromise from from me to you
genuinely I know I said a lot but I actually just like playing new games I
don't give it the shittiest game of the world I love playing new games even if
they're not really new though this is actually a new concept but it's
technically new it's technically new it's what I love to do
hmm yeah same I don't know why I'm putting it's crazy about that
You're a clip hunting. Clip hunting? Clip hunting. Clip hunting? Okay, you know what, all right.
Okay, I can deal with that. I'm a clip hunting. I'm a clip hunting. Clip hunting. Clip hunting.
Okay, now I don't want to be a clip hunter. See, you guys have just gone and made me gross.
You guys have ruined it. You guys have already ruined it. Okay, I'm not a clip hunter.
I am not a clip hunter. I'm not a clunter. I am not a clunter. That is ridiculous.
That is you guys are being ridiculous. You guys being ridiculous. Oh my goodness
Hmm you clumpin you clumpin. I'm clumping right now
I do this a sick. I'd watch it with you guys. Yeah, I'm not even stupid right now. Basically. I'm
I'm gonna make fun of them. Fuck you, Mr. Cloak see
I
Honestly kind of forgot his name for like a second that's why it took a big pause between fuck you and mr. Cluck see I
For some reason completely forgot who I was talking
You're being on a clump or thank you. Thank you. I think great pride and not being a club
I
There's any stream cybers in this lobby can you just finish the job and you just finish the job
It's time to play the game.
Time to play the game.
Thank you, Mr. Hawk.
Thank you, Good shirt.
Thank you.
Who do I bet right here, boys?
See, you know what?
It's a Friday.
Cheers, gentlemen.
Cheers, boys.
Guys, I'm gonna get hammered tonight.
Actually, you know what?
I don't have enough to get hammered.
I'm gonna get smizzily.
I'm gonna get smizzily.
I think I have enough to get smizzily.
Cheers, gentlemen.
Cheers.
Is that your room?
Give me.
No, there's ammo everywhere.
I'm going to hold that then I'm turning this time I missed oh and don't die for that Danny
I think I got it real close to you bad as you have the guys
Hey, I'm not ready right under under under bottom for bottom for a very bottom for his own post
They're deep. They're deep. They're right. Oh
There's a kid down there. That's not bad at all, bro. Not bad at all
How how many people left come on work? Oh wait. I see the top right three teams left
eleven people that means one person is dead no no no no one's dead because these
guys have to be people so there's two other teams before versus this team we're
watching now okay that makes sense that makes sense okay
pushy is I bet that I lost him in the
don't worry guys I'll be razzling in for that I will be razzling yeah I will
We ran on this truck fragmentory order. I saw something about that
I heard the key to was making a new game or something. We'll be checking that out
Well, I haven't even looked at anything about that. I saw one post like a pigs on it
I'm gonna look into that. I'm gonna look into that. I don't know what that is. Just if I heard it was made by
Which I'm not glad you boys put as many else as you want the chat
because he has made some
Stupid decisions and anti-consumer decisions, but I mean in a world full of game creators
I
Kind of like it's consistency the most I kind of like this consistency the most
I mean give me fuck you on the unheard edition
Sure, but what gaming company hasn't been you over and taking you to bounce out
Okay, at least he's consistent with it at least he's consistent. He's on Twitter apologizing shit
Mm-hmm. That's what I like. That's what I like. That's what I like
From soft hasn't okay, I don't know who okay well
He cleans up after I found okay
Oh
So I can come in and look like a hero.
Now if they win and I come in and we lose,
I'm gonna look like a villain.
I'm gonna look like I'm the bad guy on the table.
Oh my God, is he there?
Yeah, right there.
Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.
They're on green, on green, on green.
These two last guys better be shrouds children.
Oh my God, oh my God.
These two last guys better be shrouds off-screen.
I have a signal.
He's playing now.
Down, down, down, down's nice, boys.
Nice crack. Nice crack.
Come on now.
We're moving that game.
We're moving that game.
Damn.
Damn.
I'm sure we can train this in a way that makes us look good.
What are you?
Guys, that was very good out there.
Just wait until I get it.
It could have been better though.
Your joint illusion is on you.
What do I tell you guys?
What do I say?
been better guys it could have been better and that's why okay I see I see a lot of guys out
there that really want it I see a lot of guys out there that are determined and and they want to
succeed but I see no leadership I see no leadership and now you've got the team leader the IGL the
bone collector on your team right you're welcome you're welcome no problem you have a controller
No, unfortunately, I'm not a bitch, so I don't.
I usually play mouse and keyboard, but I have decided this call of duty, I'm going to be
a controller just to add up, so I'm like new on controller right now, so when are you leaving
your wife?
Well, you know, I basically have decided Peanut, if you can't beat him, join him.
You ever heard that sentence?
Okay, no, I've heard that I've heard them. I've heard that I've heard that okay, okay? Yeah, okay?
I appreciate your hunger to start this fucking
These games are but you you're gonna want a controller in about two hours now
Every single game for a hundred years
Then to grab a control. I would be
For the halo campaign you had a controller, right?
Um, uh, no, not the most recent one, the one before that I did.
Okay, okay.
Well, sounds like he got your ass, huh?
Oh, shit.
How do I join you guys just party?
We're gonna add you.
Then you add a book.
Yeah, yeah, add me up.
Add me up.
You have that, Dennis, you got him on battle?
I mean, I see you.
I'm joining your party right now.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, nice.
The fuck.
Perfect.
Oh, Tim just laughed.
Tim just laughed.
Oh shit mama I
Didn't mean to do that here
Wait hold on I have to compete with integrity cheat everyone with respect
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I just like get like a two-shot and it's a headshot
Go and penis good at sniping. I'm good at everything
Okay
I'm actually
R&D.
R&D.
R&D.
I called it.
Which one?
R&D.
Which one?
R&D.
Right here.
Oh.
R&D.
Yeah, got it.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Oh.
There's a million people, a million.
I might need that.
OK.
Hold on.
You're shooting me.
Oh, shit.
I'm scared, bro.
Oh, shit.
OK.
Why are you breathing so hard?
Wait, hold on.
I might need to.
Oh, god.
Is there some-
Is there some-
Is there some severe heat converter?
Huh?
Oh, god.
OK.
I fucking did it.
There's some crack heads on the bottom floor. What the fuck?
Okay, these guys are moving these guys are movers. Okay, these guys are movers. Yeah, I like to move
Okay, that is not lean. That's not the lead button. Okay. Yeah, there's no lean button. There's no lean. There's no lean. It's called
I got this. Stand back. Can I carry two weapons? Okay good.
Okay, stand back. Stand back.
They're on that razor wire. They're inside, bottom floor. Bottom floor.
Oh my god, he actually came up.
What is that?
You fucking came up.
We're gonna check deep.
You think I'll lose this guy? No way, right?
I'm gonna sniper rifle. Got it?
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
No.
I think I'm gonna...
Then you're right out there.
You guys play not oh
Shit oh god
It's so nice. It's so nice. We wish some I even like I even like the little iron sight on it. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I do
I like on my ex Yatsi
They got a loady already on my fucking head, bro
What?
They already got a one one dead. Yeah, see oh
Outside left Nick moody
Oh
You're probably right.
I'm fortunate to have my hat on for this time.
I'm at 110, I'm even good at 8-1.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I must've done real good.
I thought I'd beat him in the goo long, I'd beat him in the goo long.
Nice, bro, hell yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
Got him, got him, is that it?
Got him?
Welcome.
Oh, Jack!
Oh Jesus Christ
There's some traps. There's some traps. If they leave some traps out give up
I used to armor please playing so perfect
They're out of their way.
Oh, what?
I'm going to do a suit-severy converter.
I'll be back.
She taps the safe...
In the stairs, 1-8.
I'm dead.
I'm coming back for you, buddy.
Hey, I'm coming back for you.
I'm going to...
I'm going to...
Wait, suit-severy converter.
Quick.
That's good.
Yo, chill.
There's two stacking in the fucking stairs.
Yeah
There's so many people stopping around
Where am I getting shot from the same guys
I
Know asking you to last 18 seconds is okay. That's a long time. That's a long it's gonna get uncomfortable
Oh, I was talking the whole time. I know that's we get uncomfortable
How do I talk in game guys stay away from me I need to survive 10 more seconds
Guys, I'm feeling with settings. I'm feeling with settings and stuff. You don't understand and you don't understand
Literally said it like what do you mean you had to try it?
Where's boy back oh there it is, okay
studies no no you guys that is okay oh shit fuck everyone in here fuck all of
you is that way is that working
one. It's so good. Oh no.
Where are you? Why are you crossing?
I'm just hanging around. Don't mind me.
What you said is don't mind me.
But still find me.
Don't mind me.
But she's hanging around.
Oh, it's okay.
Okay. It was not.
It must be said.
So you come to me.
Buffy's going to kill you.
Which I'm not going to.
So yeah, I'm right here.
I'm right.
You see anybody?
I'll keep you safe I see guy the roof over there
Okay, bro. Are they fucking they just bombed us, bro
How fast you let go
What's happening
Yeah, come coming bro, you wonder to wonder to wonder
Don't worry coach, I got you
I'm moving really slow
I
Will be guys will be quickly
Baby beam up beam up beam up beam up wait he on where wait him wait him on
Holy shit
Watch that kill cam watch that kill cam
Oh guys you're sorry if you want to proceed
Oh
My god
I
Tell all your friends put it in the discord, right?
She was
You can kill me
What's on me?
Multiple tangles! I repeat, multiple tangles within my proximity!
Oh shit!
Oh god!
Oh goodness, Stark!
Oh god!
Oh god, please help me! I have a family!
Okay, I'm gonna drag Pete, come here
Oh god, oh shit
Oh thank you so much
You sure think you
Nice that's a different team different team full another team on do I have one down?
Yo look at that escalator look out the window to the right right there, and then you're doing pretty good right there
I
Kills oh wait, it's disabled disabled
Tim come Tim come
Where we don't wear up on training
Okay, I'm going on train
I don't know I raise a train
Okay, we have we have
We're running running
No, I'm dead. You have to buy it. You have to buy it. Where's my station?
Oh
Not a bad first game, not a bad first game.
Fourth place, fourth place, alright, not bad, not too shabby.
I just learned where the things are.
Once I learned where the things are, I can revive you five minutes ago,
and I just ended up with my stage one.
Right, right.
Hell yeah.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
I didn't, so I tried to jump to it and I fell.
You gotta remember, you have to remember, I'm on fucking, I haven't done that, dude.
I'm so useless.
Is it your first time?
Take my hand
I feel the range of a thousand lines
Causing through my veins
I will not let this team down again. That was a warm-up round, but a me warm-up. That was really time.
Our ancestors looked down upon us on this night as we charge into the black, as we charge into the flame, brothers!
Excuse me, a big one.
Just jerked off in preparation for this match.
Fuck it! Perfect! Perfect!
Fuck it!
Fuck it in boys! Lock it in!
Let's ship this ship.
I don't know how it is, so much energy to y'all.
I don't know how it does it.
Crack.
I mean, if you had a pretty good circle, you just fucked him.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Fuck you.
Yo, you didn't get my rifle, bro.
Yo, if any guy didn't need to take a gunfight while I'm on a fucking conveyor belt,
You can't think of any system in the box, I swear to God.
Oh, stupid bitch.
Oh, what? 3 for 20.
Last week, the mongrel ate up.
Oh, God.
Die with the rest.
Ha!
Literally.
We're going to get peanut on fucking Call of Duty, bro.
Holy shit.
Uh, you know, well...
Ah.
When I'm getting paid enough to play a game,
which I'm not sure is what's happening here,
um, of course.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Absolutely, yeah.
Of course, of course.
I'm going
Nicola, oh my god, okay
Oh god this is a shuckin
Is everybody okay? Is everybody safe or am I pookie safe?
No, pookie unsafe
I'm dead, it's fine though
You just call yourself pookie?
No I said I'm my pookie safe
Oh, oh, oh, he did
Yes, he did
Why am I reloading that box, man?
I need bullets
You throw it and then hit it
I think it's gonna be easy
I'm fighting for you to pull it
Who just opened the garage?
Oh no
They've...
Oh, I'm not a boss
It's literally Jo-wo, bro
who's JoWo?
not a bad player
is he a stream sniper?
or is this a good player that we happen to get to match?
he's a streamer
I'm playing against him right now
I almost beat him
he was one time
I'm dead he was
he was one time
I had him dance on the road
well
then this should be easy
Oh
Take my dad is to the other side of the fucking map. Yeah, we definitely need a reset on this one
Oh, yeah
come on come on get up the stairs
oh come on come on
oh no what are you doing
what are you doing
i'm gonna shoot
i'm gonna shoot
oh shit wait
i have to go down to kill that guy
a lot of explosions
i need more armor plates i got none
i'm in prison right now
the same fucking this guy's just following us
yeah
oh no you can shoot like stream snipers
clear that up no problem
no problem much
you're supposed to make us redeploy well done
then he's throwing shock sticks
okay yeah
I'm the best
I'm good okay
oh they're good
I'm so good. I think you're saying Danny you want to go to the lake with them
P. I know I see fuck those guys. I like this spot. It's fun sweet.
I
Get the load out and get the SP thing
I got one sounded up. Okay. Well, you know
Sometimes you win some time you lose
We'll be back and judge
Doth off
We get that lodie I think we play awesome
Did you go lodie? I went lodie and
anything called chromatic aberration higher
it's not a good thing either
where are you at
all right i guess it's orange am i colorblind the colorblind
oh my god
no we're not be boys i'm i'm fine i'll never die are you
Yeah, I never died.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
What do I feel?
Oh, get up there.
Oh, you're revived. You're revived, boys.
Two people.
Yeah, we're coming.
We gotta get our box, then we gotta be assitiated.
Get your box.
Enemy soldier incoming.
I got my box.
You got your box?
You guys I mean you guys I mean this morning
She was
Got it
I don't know with that
Right here guy laying down one
Yes, and gee
My mom is still not here. They're above me above me above me next year
I'm coming up
Oh
Fantastic fantastic
What a sweet delight
Where is Pete I'm I wasn't having there for a second
bad man Jesus Christ oh what the fuck right here share share don't kill me
I can bring some up.
Hey Raider, is she watching?
What's up?
Don't shoot Raider.
Bugged it boys, locked it in.
Don't shoot.
Hey Raider.
Hey Raider.
It's your favorite streamer Mr.
I can use a quick rebuy.
I can use a quick revive the buggy lady needs your help
I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in boys
I down one
I got the cool weapon! I got the cool weapon!
Score!
Please.
I know, I know.
I'll handle it boys.
Stand back.
There is so much loot in here.
I don't even know what to grab.
Hey, hey, hey, but there's anybody.
Where's my gun?
Where's my gun?
Oh.
Can you just steal my fucking load on?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know steal my fucking load on that doesn't sound like me no
You got the wrong guy perfect wrong guy wrong
Yo, I just
Got you got you got you
You can hop in after this game because I'm pretty sure my monitor is here in like 20 minutes
It takes you longer than 60 seconds to go monitor
It took me five hours to build the desk
Building a desk is one thing that's like handyman where that's a digs a while
No, that's a demon bro
we're gonna win this one guaranteed no way we lose it all what no way no one
I
He came up to fucking wow he's the elevator
OK, and I'm ready.
Ready?
OK.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Excellent, excellent.
I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
Where were you?
Did you drop that or what?
I'm dropping.
I could use one of those handy revives.
You got another one.
I can get P. I can get P.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Bye.
I
Said go under the main building and you said yeah, oh, yeah, I couldn't get there. I was already
Good work good work!
It's time game, watch the time moment!
I'm coming!
Holy shit boys.
I'm safe, safe.
I'm gonna drag you under, come.
Can't drag.
I'm pretty sure it's just Jo-Woo on high.
Oh
This building is in you see how buildings then I
Do it should I have to me again? We just sit in the middle and just triple a hour. He's on the corner
Oh
That's what that was
Under there's a team under him as well
You guys why don't I just come by give me your money? Give me money. I'm just gonna get me uh, uh, mr. Bricks. We made out of zone p
It's not a no, no
It's not a zone doesn't matter. No, it's okay. It's okay. Just yep
Joe was on height and you got the two under
Don't fight in that spot
Insane, okay, he's still push first he gets pushed first
Okay, he's just gonna peek over that I need the team to peek
No way.
I'm gonna circle back here, bro.
I'll drop four plates for you on my body.
If you have plates there, you will be with me.
You're welcome.
If you have plates with you, we're not getting one.
I had that plate, man. What I supposed to do, you know?
I had an armor plate box!
I want everyone to know.
I want everyone to know that I had an armor plate box,
and I did use it.
I want everybody to know that.
I
Asking me on controller three days in to go win a gunfight against arguably
Player in war zone
Wasn't that good when I saw him?
I got four hit markers, Dennis!
Obviously not!
He had a armor box!
Brother, I...
Let's take peanut out of this equation.
We're not blaming peanut here.
You and I are in 1v2 in that situation.
You needed...
I tried to write four chains for you!
I tried to write four chains for you!
I was getting two buys.
Jack, if Dennis is full armor,
I'm running for my life!
I'm Dennis's father
Yes, I will kill him
No, Peter, you don't understand dog
That tick-tock's going to the moon
She talks going to the moon. Can I be in it?
I don't blame you at all there, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. I'm not gonna lie to you if everyone did as much as damage as I did to that guy. You probably would have been dead.
You didn't do any damage. No, I see a lot of damage that guy, right? Yeah, I think he might be the only one that actually hit him. I hit him flash for a second. I've been playing multiple times.
one that actually hit him I hit him flesh I also don't have an SMG there
so I'm just so happy that I wasn't alive to be fair to be alive I just got
one of you for any words in shalom
I wasn't fucking alive for that one
I forgot that I have the box full of armor
he's actually
I want you to go back
I want you to go back and look at my
I was on the wall with you
I was with you
okay so 10,000 gifted subs if I was not on the wall
Oh, deal.
Make it five, get the jobs.
I'm real bad.
All this yelling is making the alpha wolf angry.
I think that's because there was a guy laying in a bush right here.
And then if I run back to you, Joe peaks me from up top.
No, that's not true.
That is not true.
He didn't fuck with me.
Why was looking at your fucking head?
He didn't keep that entire time.
No.
He started drinking by 50%.
50%.
This guy, he hasn't had it in a long time.
Yo, that's the only day he's going to report history.
Yeah, honestly, everybody's going to report history.
Report history?
No, they've been reporting history.
You have to report that.
I'm reporting out of it right now.
Just get him by the way.
There we go, there we go.
I don't want anybody to tell me.
I think I can say that.
I'm just making a point.
Shake it off!
Shake it off!
Oh yeah!
Get out of my melee band again!
Oh, I'm a news dancing in the moonlight.
Just shake it off.
Open the opening door.
like using them when I'm playing mouse and keyboard.
I can't have no foe.
Okay, won't go that way, got it.
Oh good.
What is this cold and fucking glass around me?
Is this James Bond's fucking room?
Oh, okay, shot gun, you're not good.
Ah, it's a no-go on the old shot gun we know.
Alright boys.
Hell yeah.
No no no, I'm the shot got to be over.
Wait!
Put plates on dummy!
Oh!
Let me take my airplates
and put them in the slot-
Uh, sir, you can't shoot me!
There's an inch of air between me and the mallet!
And how many plates, dumbass?!
Oh hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Uh, sir, what's coming up here?
These boys locked it in?
Uh, a thick corgi, huh?
Big corgi.
You like that?
Something about it kiddolates me.
I can't quite put my finger in your butthole, by honor.
Oh my god, there's three of the fucking fans!
Alright.
I killed the rest, don't worry.
Okay, we need to lock it.
Okay, inside of lock it.
Inside of lock it.
We're gonna go do a fight around.
Lock it, boys.
Lock it.
Inside of lock it.
We're locking it.
We're locking it.
We're locking it.
Oh my god
Yeah
I
Oh, no, that's not too terrible.
There is that, so I think I was matching.
Oh, they're back.
Oh, what are you doing in the zone?
Where is our mode?
There is my hairbrush.
Oh, god.
See that millennia.
He's with us really well.
Loadout drop in there.
All right, I understand we'll have a great day
Understand we'll have a great day have a great day share understand okay
Okay, I don't know why I couldn't shoot through one inch of life
That would have been I feel like
LMG
I'll let you out of the way.
She got me guys.
This is the same guy.
No way.
She got me.
I'm throwing a muti up here.
Why do you say it like that?
She pushed.
I
You rat screwing blows with this person behind the scene this person behind the scene. I can see it's red thing
I
Who's got it landed?
Switching mags, talking to the rest of us.
Am I deaf?
I'm such a big for audio.
I would.
Same guy, no wonder why we knew.
Same guy, no wonder why we knew.
We got to kill Luke in Tokyo.
Do I need to revive you guys or do I need to revive you?
No wonder why we knew.
We saw the time to get ready to revive
Okay
Oh
Is that a single 50 I guess it's a single 50
What's up, I'm gonna have a whole get again
Oh God, oh no this Batman very Batman
Oh
Is a guy the fucking closet
come out of here, bro.
One more time, one more time, one more time.
Is there another load out?
No, I'm still killing them, I'm still killing them, I'll be back.
Okay, okay go get a beat
What's it looking like boys?
I got one there's one more pushing me one more pushing me you can just look over the long killing
Yeah, I guess it is
kill someone in the video game what
why is why is there a skull on this guy's UAV have not seen the game wait
Is this game
Oh
I got a pretty good backseat boys!
Is he alive?
Maybe?
Please give me up.
It's a lamp post.
Please give me up.
That was a guy.
I got you, I got you.
Where's the guy?
Please rescue me.
Where's the guy?
I got something across the map.
I got something across the map.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
It's much, it's much.
Casey, you're gonna make it.
What are you doing?
Oh, hold on, wait.
I'm just joining you here.
Do you mind?
I got you guys, oh wait, get disabled. I have to run.
Wait, no, no wait! Wait, no, wait!
Grab me! Grab me! Grab me!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Follow him! Follow him!
Appreciate you!
There is a solo in there, we have to push and kill him!
Let's fuck him! Let's fuck him!
That's all you got.
Now see where I'm at!
I see him.
We're inside of the inside.
What was my name?
How are you?
On this car.
On that car, do you know?
Okay, okay, okay.
You got it? Okay.
I'll hit it. I'll hit it.
Oh my God! I just got saved.
Okay.
Okay.
kill one down low
you with me?
all help!
I mean, bait him, maybe he's up there
I'm no place, man, none
I got him, I got him
OH GOD!
just bait me, come
here
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
drag me, drag me, drag me
oh, I'm dead
I'm trapped in the war zone
I can't see anything
wait, he's dead too?
oh, fuck, how long, Peanut?
hey, how are you doing?
let me watch
yeah, I'm good
I'm sure, I'm sure
I
Had better ground
They bought this
I know but you can get up though
Yeah, I
I
Shit
Is that a most water crown
No, buddy. Yeah, it's all yeses. I doubt lesbians
I'm not gonna lie to you, Cloaksy is underperforming.
I'm getting off.
Here's the thing, bro.
This guy used to be him.
And like, it'd be a 1v8.
So he got so old that he's like, oh, stop, stop, stop, stop.
And even then, you're going to have to be a liar.
Come back.
That was actually a firecracker.
I used to understand.
This is your first time playing like Cod with us, right?
As a crew.
And I need you to understand some.
Dennis used to be the guy.
I still have any.
Dennis, please don't interrupt me.
Please don't interrupt me, bro.
He would split off, okay.
And he would get in a one view and he would piece up two different teams fairly easily, bro.
I have it.
And you know what it is?
It really is.
Maybe it's you, but are you embarrassing him?
No, it's not.
No, I'm the leader of the group.
I'm the leader.
No, no, no.
It's just, you know, it's, you know, Mr. Closey.
I mean, it's, it's just, you know, he's kind of stupid.
That's just all it is.
They're out thinking them they're out strategizing him. He's got that gunplay. He still hasn't he's got that end
You know, he does but he's just a little slow. You gotta speak to us. Oh, you gotta show
Close you guys tell where the guys are. They're definitely different. That's the difference
If you members remember when he thought he still had it he would split off
He can't split anymore bro, he can't
We're at the hip and we're barely winning man, right, right
We have any games
No, we yeah, no, I'm just saying now. I'll say is it to be one against fucking Pedro
With no plate that you could have won that with a fucking pistol in for dance
Or you would have like trick shot in the last guy. I did it. I guys. I didn't know you could get up there. I
Didn't know you can't I didn't know there's something for my boyfriend. Stop you guys
No, I didn't know there was a staircase.
You didn't know?
I didn't know.
I told you, I've already said it before.
He needs four guys from Home Depot with paint rollers just to get in the flaps in the fold.
Yeah.
Up under there.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow, it takes a while. It's a project. It's a it's a it's a day-long project
I mean, he's doing showers halfway through his stream
I don't even know why a guy like Hodge would shower
I mean 10 steps is the equivalent of running a marathon for normal do he's probably pouring buckets of sweat by the time
He gets back to his gaming setup. I'm talking about why even do it? Why even bother? It's
We're just talking about you.
Great friend and trust in you.
Remember when I was looking at you?
Yeah.
Why was Nick the only one to say yes?
I said yes.
You did not. You didn't say anything.
You know, he's a fuckin' pervert.
I'm gonna watch the next game actually.
Get in there.
Can we agree on something here?
We gotta get Pino.
We gotta get Pino.
No, no, no, no, guys. I'm disappointed in myself.
You guys went I need to get you guys
We need to see the
Guys, you know I might have to jump around this round. I might crack a single fat joke towards hot
I'm gonna lock in this round. We're gonna win. We're gonna win. I'm not even joking. No jokes
I mean, I'm having a little good chat. I'll be all up to people just left on this one. Oh
It's a big one who people just left on this one since you and me yes, this one. Yeah, it's literally just you and me
Oh this is awkward. Oh god is this the sexual tension is high? What if we oh
I think Nick pulled it I think Nick pulled him down there to see like hey
Dude, I need you to lock in you know listen
Okay here I'm gonna spy
Well you know Tim Tim he has to push his titties to the side so you can see the damn screen
So we can't get him out of him and peanut. He has no fucking arms and legs
He can't even touch the keeper. He's playing with his tongue and his lips. Okay, Jim. I'm going back. I don't want to spy anymore
Yeah, I don't want to be hearing more
That was very nice. Yeah, you know what? We'll just let him talk in private
You got the obviously something important to say to each other
It doesn't even bother us.
Why don't we go down there for a while and get back there?
I don't know.
Are my tits not big?
No, no.
No they're not.
No.
It's okay to use your lips.
No, it's okay.
Relax your slams.
I like it when you use your lips.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's not even in our game, but it's not going to be.
Hopefully not, bro.
I want to die.
I don't even know if he's in this game.
Is he in this game?
Good team strat, thank you. Thank you.
Hotchus Erasius.
I wouldn't put it past him.
I wouldn't put it past him.
Uh, yes, okay, he's in the game. He's in the game.
A lot of people landed here. A lot of people landed from here.
Oh, it's the pregame.
Obviously, Tim.
Obviously.
I was just warming up.
I'm locked in, I'm locked in, I'm locked in.
I am locked in.
I'm not even looking at you at this whole time, I'm not cracking a single joke.
I'm not cracking it for the next 30 minutes.
This is not your fun loving peanut that you used to on a daily basis.
This is Tri-Hard Sweat Lord, Mr. P.
Sweat Lord?
Right here, right here.
Swat Lord.
Let's get this win.
Let's get this win.
Let's get this win.
My kid, boys.
We're going.
RD?
Stop the shake.
RD, RD, RD, RD.
RD?
RD can we down?
Yeah
Maybe clear hang on
I did you a little scanner you a D and no one's here. Oh my god
Really have those yeah, oh no no no no no no
Oh
P. Be sure hit these like ammo crate. Oh Pete. Did you play for dance? I don't want to sound like
Yes, no, I don't know where the ammo you say hit the what great the ammo crate
I don't want to overstep
It looks like that and like it's always here and you can hit it and get ammo in your guns
all right I'm gonna I'm gonna start moving no one no one lay there
sod have you be have you be popping
behind his minus
he's wait
let's go let's get him
let's fuck him
fuck him
fuck their ass
fuck their ass
I'm gonna fuck this guy
God
I'm going in
I don't think we're I don't think we're we're being respectful as the guidelines
It's the beginning of the match be vigilant be vigilant be vigilant. Yeah, you cannot be making any jokes
Yeah, yeah, if you see something town you see something
I'm gonna suck this guy to the air how many gifted five three
Can I please have my freedom?
The fight to the fight to but oh god
It's crazy
Look I'm looking yeah, I swear to God he's up here, bro
You sure I swear to God some of that I swear
Holy shit boys were sorry actually wait wait wait, maybe Dennis was the problem bro. Maybe there's was a problem
Would it wouldn't have been the first time you suffer by me over there?
Right right right right right? Oh, it's a ramp thing
Hey, bitch boy!
What?!
Oh, he got me.
He's right up to my body. He's right on the safe, right on the safe, right up.
Oh, god!
Do it, Sue. This is different.
Dude, do my stuff! Dude, do my stuff! I like my stuff!
I'm not taking your stuff.
I will say, I think Hodge just came in and
rinsed your entire fucking sin.
I will say.
Are you serious?
No guys, I ain't gonna chew up the time I used to be us.
It was like a Hoover back then.
Oh God, oh God.
He probably thought it was a buffet.
When we got down there, she wouldn't tell that to me seriously.
Just giving this guy some warning.
Just giving him some warning shots over there chat, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, push him.
Oh, I got, he's on that heady, Nick, on that heady.
Go, go, go, go.
a buy right now. Audacious. Audacious. Audacious. How's that? I hope you get it. I hope you
get the part. You worked very hard for this role. Oh, thank you. Thank you. You worked
very hard. Thank you. Good sir. You deserve it. I might be somewhere behind us. Oh, God.
Okay. Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on now. I'm being
We just have from two different samples.
I just got sniped I think.
Are you sure?
I'm coming Uncle E.
You're not coming.
I'm coming.
We have, we have, we have.
Who are you guys?
What?
We're back.
Back, baby!
Oh, fuck is going on.
I don't know.
I'm getting a UAV for us.
Danny was the problem.
Danny was the problem.
Danny was the problem.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Green casserole, green beans,
alcohol on the cob, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
By the way, much of my knowledge, you know this,
but you have been using this entire game.
What? I've been shitting and pissing and shitting and pissing!
You guys shitting and pissing?
Hey guys, there's some nommies!
There's some nommies!
Dingo, Dingo!
Dingo!
Another one on the board?
Where'd that come from?
Where'd that come from?
Oh, I might send it.
Get there, Nod! Get there, Nod!
Good job!
I need help on me, Nod.
Hi, that man is a recovery.
What was your major discovery?
In settings, you have to change the refresh rate, and not just your monitor.
So if your monitor is set to a certain refresh rate, your in-game could be a different refresh rate.
I mean, you're a great friend of mine, uh, Mr. Colesky, and anybody can make that mistake
What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the hell in Russia? What the hell?
Oh
There are two separate teams stacked in that fucking building
The time is still the timer
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm far, but I mean...
How did he go?
I'm still going. You still have squad tights out on the right side.
There we go.
What?! What?!
You know, just try to give up and you can respawn, trust me.
What? You alright?
You like the crystal guys, I don't actually know if it was like nothing
Like with no reaction like what no react like what no react like what no reaction look at my face look at my face
Like what no reaction?
I have a plate box come to me guys. I don't see a time on my skin. I think the time is still here. You gotta buy
You got him is you good yeah
and I can't help it.
Oh my god.
The view to like ratio is sus.
Oh my god, I must have view-botted my views
without light-boding.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Did I turn my view-bots on without my light-bots on?
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
But if I get too many likes then they'll think I'm
light-boding.
Oh crap, we're fucked.
We win this.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
God, I'm so sorry.
God, I'm so sorry.
God, I'm so sorry.
God, I'm so sorry.
God, I'm so sorry.
That's what's going on.
That's what's going on.
You see the body of your left row?
The guy on my left?
I'm going to buy you.
I'm going to buy you.
I'm going to buy you.
One player broken.
Get your gun.
You got two.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming.
One full game running by you, Nick.
I'm dead.
The bottom of the box is a bullfrog, the bullfrog, the bullfrog, the bullfrog.
What?!
Oh.
Very good.
That was not good.
That was not good.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay.
You can do it.
Oh, I didn't have the aimbot on it.
Between the view bots and the like bots and the aimbots.
That's just a lot to me.
That's a lot to me.
There's lots of you guys who forgive me.
I hope you guys forgive me.
You forgive me.
Sometimes it's good.
to do how to get up to five oh my god it's a lot to handle it's not the jungle
it's not the jungle it's a lot to do oh my god
please don't stop the chase so I can clear my head they're not going to
they're already under you oh god you got a screw a little more
mm-hmm there you go okay very CPU intensive very CPU intensive that's why
that's why I only use Starfords that's why I only use Starfords PCs wait
They killed one the greatest builders of PC's in the game
Thank you. I'm at Star Wars PC. Yeah
Yeah, how'd you know my fan was off?
Second to begin yeah, you're chilling your fucking roof is it wait the QVQV one
I'm gonna go turn that off.
This team trying to do math to figure out how many people are left right now is a problem.
Thanks for reminding me.
Alright, it's a 1v3, bro.
1v3.
You win this, have you guys?
Alright.
Okay.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, man.
kill him plates and get his perks dude
he's got this, he's got this, wait there's him
wait there's him, wait there's him
dude so do it
there's a fire station below you on the train
look up look up look up look up
oh god
Just play it, play it, yeah.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Did he hit the same?
He's on the same.
He was on my roof.
I feel like I can't hear that at all.
You do it.
I can give you spot flight lessons if needed.
If needed.
I thought that was the one I got dude I kept running into people stacked constantly
I really like that that gun with the
I waited
with the thing on the side
you're doing my eyes
we're getting the win without you
you're doing my eyes
you're doing my eyes
that gun's great
I mean that's I need that every round
I need that every round
you know all the entire time we're playing you just like I'm on 60 you heard
I'm on 60 you're
holy fuck bro
believe it or not oh my god
since you since you may these games are
electric man but we keep fucking these
games are like these things and you
know why we're losing huh racism it's
plain as it's plain as day anyone can
see it anyone can see it we don't have enough I'm scared you know but seriously
don't but really the stream sniping racist stream sniping racist it's not it's
you stream sniping racist they're killing us they're racist that's just
going on guys lock into this one seriously this is this is our game
We got everything before this was but a mere warm-up, but a mere warm-up now
It is really time to get down to the video. Whoa 3d1. Yeah, just a warm-up. I
Can't believe close you just figured out how to change the Hertz in a game
I'm telling you that guy should have died in natural selection years ago
You don't eat food, you die!
You don't eat food, you die!
That's right, that's right!
Yeah, it is, it is un...
Yeah.
He's made it this far.
No marble with no, with no couch, no...
No carpet, no fucking water.
You are s-
I don't really blame him for not furnishing his house.
I mean, I probably wouldn't have furnished my house
even if I was just going there and stuff.
But not having water on internet that's crazy. That's crazy.
That is insane. Internet is the first thing you get. You can't live without internet.
If you don't have internet, I'll talk to you.
How are they gonna hear you?
Yeah, they can't even hear you.
R&D!
R&D!
R&D!
Get in boys! Get in!
Let's ride!
We need to win with PD, bro.
Let's do it!
Get it!
I
Wish this guy
I still understand
I'm trying to hit him through the wall, but I can't hit him through all that he can hit me through the wall
Okay, I want this
You know it's hot out here in a bubble camp.
Where's all the people?
Can I take more of them back?
What's this?
Oh, that's poopy.
I'm gonna real loose this game. Real loose.
Real loose. Keep it loose. Keep it loose.
Real loose. Keep it loose. Keep it loose.
Hell yeah.
Where is...
Alright. I'm stuck.
The bad guys.
The big six bullets to kill with a sniper rifle.
I did miss. How many on your I did.
I did miss or above.
That'll do that.
That'll happen when something like that happened.
I got a bombing run on you.
One of them laying back.
The hell is that really bad?
They're really bad.
You're a fucking carpet bombing.
How they do that?
Let's say that Nick
Some of the reload audio in this game is very crisp
He's on me?
Yeah, he's on you.
He pinged on you.
Like, uh-uh.
Maybe he's roofed.
I'll hit it.
Come.
I'm fucking frying right now.
What do you want?
We just landed.
I'll hit him.
I'll hit him.
He just landed in front of me.
Switching mags.
You should do anything in this game.
Oh, but like the gates the gates. Okay, guy
Oh
See what I push this
We take over main easy
Coming up
You almost kill you too
Did you kill that guy no no I'm working from low right now
What the hell
Knock sniper
What I get washed I don't really wait I don't really wait
What's that button?
Okay.
We're on.
How many were you on, bro?
I just want you to lay down, buddy.
Lay down, buddy.
Wait, what?
Wait, no, I want to...
No, I want to...
Jesus, bro.
No, no, hold on.
We got back.
I was the best at this game, but...
Dude, that gun is so good, Tim.
Fucking XM whatever. Oh my god. That's the one we need guys. We're about guys guys. We're about to lock in
We're about to lock in right here. This is
They will sing songs they will tell tales of this next game
Around a hundred years alive you you you got it. You gotta get the boys back
Okay, no, absolutely. I just thought I saw someone else was still alive
So I was just kind of looking around for some guy. Well, I was telling you cuz this guy was gonna die
Well, you know, I thought you were stupid because I looked down he was alive
I
Don't I'll never doubt you again
There is I'm talking about what we're talking about. Oh god. Okay. I just use our technique. Oh, yeah
Oh my god, we love fat people. We love people. I think that I don't think they should have the right to tickets on a plane
Yeah, yeah
Bucking in boys lock it in
Yeah, any time any time any time
Hey Pete, can I ask you a serious question bro? Oh, absolutely
Who do you think is more fat me or hutch? You've asked me this before I say the same thing again
hutch is technically fatter, but your fat aura is
Insurmountable you have the aura of a fat person that is absolutely unmatched and can never be revoked
I think a lot of people will agree with me on that one
I hope you're fucking listening bro. I want to go. I just randomly open Twitter first thing on my feet
Simnesatman, Kloxy, and Burp Peanut get 1v3 by Drone.
First fucking thing I saw.
They put the 1v1 in his ass?
No, no, that's not going to happen.
You think you know what Peanut did put him down?
Hell yeah, that 1v1 in his ass, how to present.
But you gotta watch that, bro. You gotta watch it.
Oh, fuck, oh, oh.
R.D., R.D., R.D., R.D., R.D., R.D., R.D., R.D., R.D.
Judges we can do it
We can do it
We can get away
That was under purpose for sure
That was under purpose for sure
I'm coming down
That kid's strange stuff it is here
He was in our game earlier
Oh nice
On this
One HP
See if you keep
Right we go
on this. One HP, see if you can.
No, I'm a cheater, I'm a fucking hacker. I'm a hacker, holy crap.
I'm a hacker, I'm a hacker, I'm cheating, I'm cheating.
Did you see it? Did you see it?
I'm just thinking this mother fucker, man.
You pushed him right now.
You pushed him right now.
We gotta kill that team. We gotta kill that team. Where's the pink the pink on blue
If you have a new class later, I'm gonna we actually just hack I just hacked the game
Okay, well there was one one
This like we do it up
to drop in into the area, you guys, you're back on the station.
Over here.
Oh, no, please, Mr. Please.
Why are you on the roof, man?
Vulnerable by-
You got me?
You got me?
It's a by-station before time runs out to get a discounted item.
I got you!
I'll revit you!
You gotta live.
You gotta live.
I'll live, I'll live.
How much time?
Ten, ten.
Nine, eight, ten, you gotta float if you live five, four, three, two, I'll float, I'll float.
Are we getting away from those guys? We're getting away?
Yeah, yeah, we are.
Alright.
Dude, I... Jesus.
Fucking...
I'm hitting a reset.
Yeah, go, go. I gotta get my feet on the ground.
I need you, but we're gonna need you man.
I'm trying bro, I'm trying bro
I know, you gotta try a little bit
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh
I'm gonna try to help him
Oh, god, oh, shit
Crack the beat
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back
You're okay, you're okay
I'm coming over.
Obviously.
Push, push, push.
One side, one side.
Alright, we have to kill that team.
He landed in the back.
You see him by the train?
We have to go kill him.
Oh, the train? What train?
Okay, so when you kill a guy on the team,
it pins all three of the other ones.
We're still on the other window, we're still on the other window!
We're still on the other window, we're still on the other window!
I got this dude, this guy is a sniper.
Oh, Dingo!
How is a guy not dead?
What?
Two better 50 counts coming out of a spawn, so you're gonna have full armor?
How's a guy not dead?
I'm on roof, it looks good.
I was just doing my duty, sir.
You guys have a box there too
Nick in front too
There was a guy behind me
Stinky bastard
Like under you do the laugh
I'm coming by
Over the load up over the load up different and let her stand
Shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh
What's going on? Oh good. Why can I get this we what can I get this thing I?
Can get the load on
Fantastic fantastic, what a sweet treat what a sweet delight. Oh my god, holy crap what a sweet treat
Oh, wow, what a sweet delight. I'm lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy the loadie
The loadie got pushed away by the train.
I'm killing myself.
Hi, hi, do not leave that to happen.
It was Glenn, she couldn't grab it.
Oh my god, it's actually going into the fucking zone, that's hilarious.
13 iterations of Call of Duty and they can't figure out a loadout on the train
I mean it's tough. It's moving. Maybe we'll bring it back
Locked it boys locked it in
Okay, land it back R&D. Yep
Get my feet up under me.
What's that thing?
What's that gold thing with the two handguards?
And land on my roof, I think.
Got my roof.
Oh, there you go.
Almost lose that.
You gonna miss bricks?
Yeah, I killed one.
There's another one here.
I see you.
Is that room in that room?
The road. There's that guy.
I was it.
I need to have a Rony.
Going over to you guys now.
To be people.
I'm going to hit this far.
So we were we're chilling.
Wait, he's looking, he's looking, he's looking.
I'm shot a little bit.
Right here.
Right on that crate.
We're staring at you.
I try to be, uh, right.
I can't, I can't.
I'm getting you ID. You ID.
Oh, what am I?
Go back, go back, go back.
Do you want to push that main building? Is that what we want to do?
No, no, no, we want to go back.
We want to hold R&D.
Okay, that's sound good.
You guys we're gonna go kill her back, you know
Okay, you cannot shoot through the vice agent
You can't you do anything in this game boys. We push in this one. You want to hold R&D?
By another body right on you Nick
Yeah
We whichever of those better boys the Vulcan or the signal 50 which is better
I can't believe he's playing like that. Okay. Are you sure vote Vulcan?
50 50 Vulcan Vulcan signal yes signal
Offers the side of this way. I know this one. I'm doing better with the with the signal though. Well, I know that one
I thought there was a different good that I've ever seen such a weird
Stop safe being you suck at it
Which why do you walk by no business into this giant barbed wire thing exploded in my mouth?
I got one, but I'm dead
All right
Coming by
Oh, she's 111
Oh, no, I gotcha.
Kill one.
Okay, hold on, wait a second, wait a second.
Okay, he is jacking his penis in the corner!
He's spanking his beam!
I need to revive.
Maybe, maybe, maybe we...
Do we just in case you go get him or do you want to fight him?
No, let's see what...
Is he up top?
Oh, he's spanking his beam.
He's coming right here.
He's laying in the front door, bro.
Alright, now you're in the front door.
I'm kidding, bro.
Oh...
Oh
Guys that's okay, what matters is that we try to our best
I
Satisfied you with the map you satisfied me so much
You asked me this earlier
Like to beat that team we got to run fucking snap grenades like literally
No, we just have to shoot the guy
Stroking his shaft and balls in the corner. That's that's a whole that's that guy's holding up the whole house
He's the one killer.
True.
Exactly, exactly.
Oh my god.
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna grab a quick silly juice to stop the shakes, and then we'll win.
Through the back.
Hell yeah, bro.
Let's ride!
Good
You know
It's what we're talking about earlier like Danny needs to use the guy bro. He needs to be that guy there
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's all Denny's fault even now
Gotta check it out
No!
Jason, you're Nick, he's one.
Wait, go again.
Oh my god, I'm already out.
I got one, I'm pitched by two.
You're the first team up.
Listen to me.
I'm going to get a coffee.
I'm getting a coffee.
Pete.
Come on, Pete.
Oh, sorry about that.
No.
Come on.
You you gotta get at least one man. Give me one of course. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen, you know what?
I've got you
50 subs motherfucker. No, you want let's raise the stakes five subs. I get more kills than you this round
I'm in you're in
Fuck you're in. Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
You want let's raise the stakes even higher if you're not a chicken
50 bits. I get more kills than you this game
Let me think about me think about that home check with your financial manager
That's right, that's right
Is your family gonna eat this week who knows you gotta win
Kids need formula!
You gotta be fucking cool!
Diapers to Weisman, it's from Diapers to Weisman!
Ooh!
Ah!
I don't know!
Ah!
I gotta say, I gotta say I touched this clip.
I got, I got, I got I got.
What clip?
It has to go out.
What clip?
Dude, dude, this thing is gonna go, man, it's gonna go.
What clip?
Man, you know what clip it is, bro.
You getting 3D1?
I put it in the stream chat above you. It's bad. I don't want to see it
In all fairness I did the most damage out of all three of you. No, you do you broke them you literally
I don't know why I'm a good at that clip, okay, it was close. He's fun. I
I
I'll miss my first day on call of duty like
Listen, listen, bro. That in my opinion really does fall like Dennis is supposed to be
You know what I mean? Like he's supposed to be the
Ace of our sleep, bro
You guys turn no, I try to tell you
chocolate up the next game
blocks to the game
fucking
it
no
my voice is okay
i'm the pool
block it
we got a lot of fucking
now we can't get away with you bro
no r.d. r.d. r.d. r.d. r.d.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh god, this is not good.
Oh god, oh god.
Lucky lucky.
Where the fuck did go what?
Workshack, workshack.
I don't know that 50, uh, I don't know that 50.
Not the one.
You can stay alive.
I can lay in the roof and try and get a shot.
I'm not going to look much.
Yep, yep.
I'm back big age
Let's run
You gotta live I won't jump up chasing you right
I love this if you get it knocking it cuts the time it happens 10 seconds for you just 10 seconds
Oh, yeah, holy
Maybe we're not made for R&D, bro
I can't get any kills
He's got us on the board
I
Was the same team as last game
Where I don't know where he went I'm assuming you went downstairs
Yeah, we
I got you.
If you're puppy, just take care of your puppy.
Just take care of your puppy.
Do a break.
Do a break.
Oh, he's never going to do anything bad with you.
Hold on, sir.
If you're still up there, don't worry.
I'm getting shot from.
Bottom, bottom, bottom.
I think he's right.
Bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom.
Reloading.
Yo, get up to his back right now.
He's right in front of me.
He's right in front of me.
Oh!
Oh, Joe!
The shake and care of Piggies!
I'm right here!
Ah!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
On P! On P!
I'm just in hell right now.
This is actively what I would feel like.
Where are they? Where are they, boy?
I don't know.
I got one.
Hey! Hey!
Alright, damn it, I got you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You guys said that too much, but you do.
Hahaha!
Be as well! Be as well!
Doobity-doobity-doobity. I can meet a chain.
Baby girl, what's your game?
Let me talk to you, let me talk to you, drag!
I'm T.P. Dodd, but you don't meet me.
I'm T.P. Dodd, but you don't meet me.
I'm T.P. Dodd, but you don't meet me.
I'm T.P. Dodd, but you don't meet me.
I'mma take a home with me!
I got my bag!
I got my bag!
Oh god.
Oh god.
I was walking on the whole track.
Shit.
Excellent.
Excellent. The T-Burial is definitely boosted.
Where the hell is this thingy?
Oh, it's all open for me.
I already know it.
I'm just pushing you guys in that building. I'm with you, Tim.
You're swimming below me. It says on the map.
Please, mind it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude. Why?
Open this door here.
I'm coming, boss!
I shot this guy and he just spun it.
I completed 360, bro.
Shout out to Assassin, bro. Fuck this guy.
It's no bitches.
It's absolute zero bitches.
I'm going over there.
Okay, one shot.
Guys, I'm a loadie, man.
I'm a loadie!
No! Motherfucker, man.
Dude.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
I'm going over there.
I'm going over there.
I'm going over there.
Okay, one shot.
Over there in the trees big hutch mr. Merch what do you talk about?
I see him I see him.
How do you get him?
Oh yeah.
Nice man.
He's doing my part.
He's doing my part for the team.
Oh.
Alright, another one is dead.
Nice.
Nice.
I'll put a cypress in this guy's a fucking cool.
I think mid, I think mid.
Good job.
Taking it over it's good.
Good thing, huh?
Fuck man.
This guy's a fucking-
I think mid, I think mid.
Good job!
Taking it over, it's gonna pull.
Good thing, huh?
I'm gonna be-
Fuck, man.
Why? Landing on the head? On the head on R&D?
Oh no.
I'm trying to late. Pee, can you fly with me over to them, bro?
Oh god, fly with you, Vash!
Fly like a bird, I wanna fly away
Fly like a bird, I wanna fly away
Fly like a bird, I wanna fly away
Fly like a bird, I wanna fly away
Fly like a bird, I wanna fly away
I don't know
fucking home
to the beggars
to the
to the line to get me to school at
right which I'm not losing this 50
bits
I will die before I get Mr.
Oh
Sweet elevator
I'm riding style
right like crazy there's can you hold those stairs watch I'm holding your
backside
okay hold on now hey guys you guys
thank you sir thank you sir thank you sir thank you sir thank you sir thank
you just doing my part just doing my part for the team oh my god it's so
Oh, good.
Drop on snipers, you just gotta like, you shoot.
A little bit of a drop, a little bit.
Here, Nick.
Jesus, wow.
I got him.
Kind of hit, I should have.
Yeah, I mean, hell, it's insane.
I'm not.
I'm sorry, I should be.
Give me a little beverage round.
Get you guys.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I saw you somehow.
Don't see it.
I need to go.
Even if you don't see it.
Nice.
Great, great, great, thank you.
Be careful.
My middle name is careful.
I mean, what do you do?
You can't peek out there.
You just got to sit in there?
P.B. careful, bro.
They got crazy fucking angles out here.
My middle name is careful.
I guess when you peek, it's fine.
When I peek, I just get fucking laced in my dick.
So.
Laced in your dick?
Laced in my dick, yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah, it's not great.
Oh, God, I'm just trying to hear that.
that's not ideal no that is that that is not sound ideal at all
any any of you guys got armor?
Yeah armor behind me
Fuck that guy out there
Fucks
Go over the red right here Nick
Go over the red right there on that finger
Right there somewhere
Can you link with us or no? Yeah code
I'm not really...
He's already rest probably.
Him is so bad at games, it's comical.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, well hold on.
Okay, well hold on.
Okay, you finish him off that right now.
Let's be accurate.
Let's be accurate here.
Be accurate what I say.
that car yeah yeah yeah
look just get ready to look right here
coming
you buy it by a nearby one guy broke right here go down I'm going up go down
go down go down go down I'm going for him I'm going in what what he got he
hang on that was the best choice that was best which could mean
I don't want to fuck on this other team. Oh, there's a whole team here
The opposite of my life.
Yeah, we gotta move, we gotta move.
Shit. Yeah, move.
Okay, yeah, we're gonna die, yeah, it's dying, dying, it's dying, dying.
Yeah, it's dying, it's dying, yeah, it's dying, it's dying.
Burp, burp.
Okay, now maybe headshot a P?
I got a P, I got a P.
I got a headshot P on him.
Oh my god.
Hit him once.
Yeah, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Oh, hold on now.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
hold on now hold on now
oh wait is it
it was kills right it wasn't elims
oh
ah
ah
darn it
darn it
you genius job
are you the one you want me to make
double or nothing
double or nothing
you won't do it you'll make the bed
i'm gonna talk to my wife
Why aren't you like why why why it's a lot of money?
We do double nothing we do double nothing boys check it
Never like that sniper you guys you guys I am I wrong and saying the signal 50 is the best night because you ain't got a cocking stuff
Or no, I don't I like it a lot, but the other one you can get a one-tap etch out
That's true. That's true. That's true. Wait, isn't Mr. Merck's wife fake? Who's he asking?
Mr. Merck's?
The guy's looking in the mirror with a wig on. Mr. Merck, I don't want you to make this bed. It's too risky. Please wife.
Five foot four and I work out every day.
Trust me on this one.
Okay, fine.
He takes the wig off and he comes back. He's not done me right.
Bye.
Any moment now.
Any moment now.
He'll be back in just a second.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Well, I'm impressed. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, Mr. S. M. Paul.
I'm going to make you some boy good man.
Good. Ah, man.
And, Mr. Baki.
Good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy.
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
We got him.
Act my husband's account to me.
Where's Kevin?
I have to read this.
I love your brain.
I have to read this!
Where's David?
Kevin!
Oh, bitch.
Where's your bag?
The bag's in the bag.
Where's your bag?
Where's your bag?
Where's your bag?
Where's your bag?
50 bits meme one bit equals one there's snakes are high today boys there's
snakes are high today
it's about glory about honor not about money guys
I
Just the one we went like result
Switch it up a bit bearing today, aren't they?
Yo, can I make a recommendation?
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.
We've got 10 squads back.
Alright, I'm gonna, can I take, can I make a recommendation?
Can I take this time to make a recommendation?
I think.
Maybe.
Just like we put up on there.
We should switch the landing up, bro.
No, I have an idea, I have an idea.
What?
Let's go R&D.
R&D.
R&D.
Like R&D.
I mean, like R&D.
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah, great minds you like you what it is.
It's our high IQ, high EQ, Tim, you and me, you and me, high IQ, high EQ.
I think anybody on this team needs a cheeseburger and fries.
That's what I think.
Okay.
You and me, Mr. Merck, we can enjoy that.
It might kill you, still.
So that's, that's what have been in it.
It will circle back.
It will circle back.
It will circle back.
And it will circle back.
I mean, hey, Dr.
Okay, well he's already trying to die, so.
Well, alright people, enjoy him while you have him for this last day.
Yo, huh, should you get a chili cheese dog too, you fat?
No way, I'll get the chili cheese dog.
No, you didn't!
You know what?
No, I don't want to get the chili cheese dog.
No, you need to.
You really did that?
You need the chili cheese dog?
Can't you let us know if we've got to get the chili cheese dog?
No, I'm sorry.
Aw.
Did you get onions on it?
He doesn't like onions.
He don't like onions, bro.
I'm selling it.
I'm selling it weird for that.
Do you imagine not like a blue one?
You're literally eating one right now.
You're a Mr. Tim.
You're a Mr. Tim.
You're a Mr. Tim.
You are fatter than me.
I'm true, but you can't forget fat aura.
You cannot forget fat aura.
You don't know what fat aura means.
You know what fat aura means.
Oh
Oh good if you get a shotgun I'm gonna kill myself
I
This guy does nothing
You tell me you're proud of me
He's sitting at the top of the zipline in the little building
Get your revenge and yes
I'm here. They're there for their own and I think
I
Don't know they're not they're not he went back here, which I
Oh, no, Mr. Hunch
Enemy destroyed you should attack not to hunt down the rest of us
But before you but before you much
Where is this fucking guy how's that possible? I got shot over there
Oh, no
No, I'm good I'm fine
Pushing Nick. Yeah, literally where you are pushing out now going back in
This guy guy like this single 50 better
Landing on your neck planning on you people
Oh god, you're right. You're right. You're looking down at you
Crack them.
Crack them.
The question is where.
The question is where.
The question is where.
Enemy soldier incoming.
On the stairs, bro.
Crack them.
God, yeah!
I'm walking the rest of them.
Fuck you, rat.
Good.
Trying to cut him, but you just keep running.
Yeah, you can't run.
in here you see that he's above with you I think there was a ping above no oh my
nice team but it could be
somebody shot above you're right here I'm going up we gotta get out of here
I'm gonna get this fucking shit.
I'm gonna get this fucking shit.
Oh, he just came out in front of me, bro.
He's going to the front door.
I'll steal UAV. I'll get UAV.
Mr. Silly, what are you doing here, Mr. Silly?
Oh, no! What?!
I ran out of ammo!
It's him on me.
I'm coming. No!
I don't know where he went.
That guy was ass!
We had that in the bag!
Hey, don't look.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here with the team.
We need a chase
That's all I was fucking went man
You guys I buy the SMG from the stage without doing a lot of
Actually, don't think you can't use to be able to
Sir he's over here
On you on you on you on you oh sure
It's a whole there's four underneath us Nick. I'm safe on this lunch row. I promise. Oh
Coming up coming Nick you
Should have had I mean there's there's there's way more than just yeah, it's like fucking eight people
where'd he go?
see if we can go box it looks okay
enemy soldier incoming
hey belayers
hey how do you guys need to go?
I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm coming to you guys
where's the always D?
where do you guys need to go?
Yeah, it's still in. It's in. It's in.
All right.
Oh, there's someone in camp in it.
Oh, fuck the fuck.
Oh, Charlie's backpack.
He's got me. He holds his backpack.
If there's water bottles in there, he's going to die.
Wait, wait, wait. Try to hit the...
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's...
I tried.
Oh, hold on now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit!
You can still hit it, Nick.
RUN!
Yeah.
Riny.
OH MY GOD!
There's people fucking everywhere!
I hate that sub, bro, so bad.
I'm gonna play box-down, I need this.
Why'd you get there with Shubi from behind?
From the right of the-
Oh, I'm trying to get that-
Oh my god.
You're the guy in the door!
Oh my god.
Kill the team back right!
Go to back right!
Come on.
Go, go, go!
Back right, back right!
They're crossing, they're crossing!
They're crossing, they're crossing!
We changed your Shubi!
$100,000 dollars
This is all for comedic purposes by the way, I see don't know if I can get you looking for your pain
We guys am I allowed to make jokes about getting big when I'm not gonna be
I guess they could be like we're yeah, we're not fucking paying you
Yeah, if it's a joke, I don't see why not
This guy go
I
This is how! This is how!
He's going on!
He's too many guys!
I ran out of ammo, he's one.
He's one bro, he's one.
Right here, right up here, up here, up here, up here.
We'll treat this, we'll treat this, not have one.
Yeah, that's that one. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'll jump in a second earlier, bro
You need like another hundred bucks or some shit, why did I get chosen?
The fire on the left side of the gun was like oh my god
Oh my god, lucky. Yes. You never see my life
That's just by some right actually as much as brown side
I get the next second
this is in come here where am I I'm in the fucking like
I need I need I need shows I need shows I got to I'm set in trip bar I'm
literally set in trip bar bro we're winning this game
we're firing behind us
There's a hold out here be careful. I'm setting up fucking rainbow six
Come on, see last year boys, last year boys, see the sorry end.
Sorry game boys, sorry boys, I'm just kidding.
You want?
Hold on.
I'm, I'm hitting armor, hitting armor.
Incoming!
Go, go, go!
Oh my god!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Woo!
Woo!
I'm going to kill the weapon.
I'm going to kill our T.T.K.
Incredible.
Superlating.
Superlating.
Uh, the weapon T.T.K.
One of the first bullets hits and the final kill.
How are we like T.K. boys?
Do we like it or no?
Um, uh, I'm going to say something bad so that I'm,
so that I get a really popular post on social media because I couldn't give less
of a fuck about this game, okay?
Um, T.T.K. is like way too fast.
Okay, now pause.
I'm going to say the other way.
Sure.
T.T.K. is literally so slow.
I can't even play this game.
Guys, take it clear from whichever one you like.
Whatever gets the most likes, reviews, or whatever.
I just want a huge post.
I just want a huge post.
Um.
Mm.
I just think it's pretty good.
Mm.
For God.
I couldn't get less.
For God's sake.
Honestly, guys, you are, I'm not even lying.
Put the assay out in the jet.
I'm having fun.
Put the assay out in the jet.
I'm having fun.
I'm having fun.
Put the assay out in the fucking jet.
Same thing earlier, I said the same thing.
I'm not gonna say you're getting paid now, buddy.
Doesn't even matter if you're not.
I'm having fun, I'm having fun.
Let me tell you something,
let me tell you my top five things to do.
Play Call of Duty, sell out.
There's no fee for a five.
No, three, four, or five.
Top two, top two, top two.
Oh my God, wait, oh.
Mr. Puka and Mr. Big I.Q and Mr. King
my boyfriend is a white-good man, good, uh, man
and Mr. S.M. Palmer my boyfriend is a white-good man, good, uh, man
thank you my boy, be safe to my boys
thank you my boys, thank you boys
thank you guys, thank you gentlemen, be safe to my boys
I'm gonna break this watch and see you boys
I'm gonna get back to back right here just for you
by the way, Mr. Rex, oh he's here
Oh
It's gonna be so exciting it's gonna be
Oh, it's gonna be such a lady.
Oh, it's gonna be such a lady.
Oh, it's gonna be such a lady.
I'm lucky, boys, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
You guys wanted to get into our first game this last game?
Survived, re-employed, all in team mate.
Killed to bring it back faster.
We got R&D, boys, R&D.
Oh, let's see how it switches up with R&D.
R&D!
Let's fly!
What's the game? I think Dallas
Oh
My anus is just locked on someone I wasn't shooting
One of them's knocked on that corner
I'm not
is redeployed well done enemy soldier incoming oh mega hi oh mega hi
got you I'm coming up going did you die down there no no no bro I went up
like oh okay okay there's still too there's too too long at least little
Fries in the bag
Where was that leader boy we even get wait with the leader boy go I
Wonder who got the most children game. I think it was you see I'm not even kidding
It's nothing mr. Right, it's not that no pitch for you pussy
You know I see
Hey, what? I should be up to stakes.
You know what?
OK, I really should be doing this.
But be careful, be careful.
You can't go too far.
OK.
Two hundred bits?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Some bigger, something way bigger.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Amazon Prime sub.
Oh, my God.
Yep.
Dead ass jet.
No cap on a stack.
Are you sure?
I ride my groupers, I dive for my groupers, take a shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
If you're in, I'm in.
Listen, Mr. Rex.
Most kills right here.
You're messing with the alpha wolf now.
Woo!
Be careful.
This one kitten might get punished.
Be careful.
Let me show you.
Right here.
Let me show you right here.
They show me.
Alright, Amazon Prime stuff, Amazon Prime stuff, on the line, right now, right here, right now.
Bet it, don't trust him, don't trust him, he still owes me an Amazon Prime stuff.
No, I don't, what for what?
Bro, the nut, the nut, you said whoever wins gets an Amazon Prime stuff from me.
Yeah, and we won, dumbass.
I'm on the winning game.
A lot of emphasis with the Tomass there, bro.
Because I meant it.
We won the game together, that means I don't give it out.
By the way, for you guys, Mr. Reds, Mr. Tim, I know you guys are in a barbed-up just in case you don't know.
I hosted my first ever Tarkov tournament, invited all the most popular Tarkov guys, and then just won.
And the best player.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm a piece of shit!
Oh, yes!
Good work, boys, good work!
Red cry!
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Is there any bad guys up here?
I don't think they came here.
No way.
Do not came, do not came.
Stop some.
We're free, we're free.
That's kind of cool.
Now the question is, where is everybody?
I don't know.
By mid.
I'm confused
Do I see this ISO nightshade might be better than the other day that coach was using
Yeah, yeah, that's true. You gotta be careful listening to that guy. Is there a sniper anywhere? I'd love a sniper
Oh, there's a snipey we go perfect. What is this across Nick is that on our level
Yeah
money I'm dad I'm dad I'm gonna try to use the last one but I'm just gonna use the last one
oh be clean be clean 10 seconds oh god oh god oh god
I hate this butt money
can I give this
I'm coming
I'm coming on you I'm coming on you
oh god there's a good amount of loot there's a good amount
wait keep right here hold on I just gotta die real quick can we sing it
okay I just died come back again
Come back again
Seven on four I should be up
400 pounds all right guys lock in
I hit him once he's broke.
You get him once you get him.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't get to think about this in half a part of the game.
Oh, god. What?
What?
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Well, you played party games.
Oh, hell yeah.
And yet he got some sloppy toppy thanks to you.
It's time to get down!
Peanut, we are all concerned about your safety.
You seem to be playing ball of duty against your will.
We'll cross into the camera if you need help.
Help me, please! Help me, please, God!
He's laring, so you should check out the game, bodycam.
Holy, they are going to get him next week.
He needs super seats.
Also, peanut in Croatian is keeping him ify.
One shot of Lodi.
He ran back.
Ben hit Larry 16.
We're going sip for sip tonight.
One sip by T3.
You want BB.
You want BB.
Get your guns, get your guns first.
This box is a fucking box.
Why'd you do me the right thing?
My candy and shit!
Go away! Go away!
Get over here!
Wait, why can't I get that pain like someone else's?
I'm gonna be shocked.
Please, please, please, please.
That's a reasonable statement.
I didn't see it that way. He's returned to me.
Yeah
Hold on sir. Oh, did you not agree to the the checklist before starting the game sir?
That would be strictly against those rules that you obviously agreed to.
I love you now, man.
Come on, son.
This guy lives with fucking 2HP and I guess...
Oh, hold on. Wait a second.
Sub-May-Ride?
So hold on. Wait a minute. Sub-May-Ride.
Sub-May-Ride? Sub-May-Ride.
Am I getting a second wind-down controller?
I'd break for a while and I might be back.
I'd break the whole time.
I'm gonna break that off.
Oh, shit!
Oh, God.
Take it!
Glimpses of glory. That's right.
Glimpses.
Glimpses.
Glimpses, glimpses, glimpses.
Glimpses.
Hey, we're about to win this!
No, imagine if we can't, oh, we can't win, they'll go back to back.
They're right here, bro.
it's a fire sale boys sale frayers
why am I speed shaking is this like a perk or something I'm gonna use the the
flying RCXT well guys what's going on my screens just like a perk or something
I
Do down in there, but I can't finish them off
You see my fish finish them in off
Was you're holding him down here
I got a U of D for us.
Got him!
I don't know.
He's gonna say he's gonna bomb that building.
Little shop shop, little shop shop.
We got two brats. Oh, we got a cat. We got a cat.
We got a dollar. I'll buy three. I'll find a...
Follow me, boy! Follow me, Hank!
Watch right in front of you.
Nope.
Oh, shit.
So you load up like an Archie barrel?
Either.
Who's all the bad guys?
I got hit by the train.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Hey buddy, get me yourself.
What yourself?
Myself.
Why am I fucking fucking French?
What is aiming at me?
What is aiming at me?
Well, let that guy out with a little warning this time, a little warning this time for
that guy.
You better, I better not see him again though.
Oh boy, three to go.
You know what we need?
We need one of those fucking bomb things, bro.
The, that goes through a bunch of floors.
That's what we need right now.
The bunker buster.
Yes.
I'm gonna try and loop the train for it.
See if I can lock it.
I think I got that, son.
There it is.
Diggle, diggle, diggle.
Oh, I'm gonna take this fucking chopper and go.
You need to go to the side, son.
Leave no one behind.
I
Just got him
Hey you
What are you doing here? Huh? Yeah, this is this is I own this place chopper is my house pussy
That's right. That's right. I got him with the chop. Yes you no way
Yeah
We're about to win
Yeah, imagine we can't get our first one and then we go back to back because
Nick was a fk technically in the one in between so mathematically that didn't count the mathematically
He go right here
I need this to not kill me I
I
Know way that's wrong what what happened jailbreak jail
What the hell that's cheating does anyone have like that easier some shit we can put in here I
I
Didn't see me fall to the sky with the jailbreak happen
It's gonna say jailbreak across your screen. Okay, got it
There it is that's the thing you just said remember 14 went from 8 to 14 just look up look up look up
Oh man.
I think that's what I was telling you to ping.
Yeah, I got him.
I just go from 40 bullets to 41 bullets.
Yeah, hide them.
I think we stay up here as long as we can.
The team might go out underneath us, which would be pretty ideal.
I guess you're chilling, dude.
Oh, watch out for the zone.
It hurts.
Oh shit, I fell oh
It's good good
I see one. I'm not shooting it. I'm not shooting. That's it. I want them to come out. I want them to think they're safe
I want them to come
Won't you come?
that top ac better be a good place to play
oh you think so? yeah like you usually have
oh you're three teams and seven guys
three clubs less than the wall some styler
get yourself nice
we got you we got you
you're chillin' Tim you're chillin'
we have jump here we have jump
Tim come right, come right
go go go go
there you go
perfect under you under you all right you guys got it's two teams three players
so I'm so low you can play you can play up on top of your thing zone is
perfect I don't understand this building like where can they be
Man, there's right under us.
There's a pipe right there.
Is that pipe right there?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
Oh, shit.
He's going for it.
Above you.
There's one.
There's one.
Two left.
You're close left.
You got him dead?
One left, one left.
One.
Three one.
Outside right here.
Right here.
One.
One.
Let's go boys!
Go boys!
Go boys!
Go boys!
Keep going!
We couldn't win them!
We couldn't win it, so we took it back!
Yeah, you're gonna go to hell!
There's bad boys in the street!
Yeah, yeah, do easy, do easy!
Just a little bit, Pete. You know, I went through a lot of pain and adversity, but I'm glad we got something to say to you guys.
Yeah, we were good. I would win it.
Now we're winning.
What'd you say?
Oh, guys, this high school...
That's not the one with the AC, man.
Yeah, I was kind of doubting it, and I was like, fuck it, I'll just go.
Oh, it's true.
I knew it on my own.
I knew it on my own.
We are actually killing, boy. We're killing it right now.
You're doing pretty good!
These are like cock-and-duty guys!
We're cool again.
Puch is useless.
Stat, stat.
Oh, traffic is a nuke.
Sorry, I was eating my chat.
Sorry, sorry.
Guys, very naughty.
Very naughty.
Naughty, naughty, naughty.
Naughty, naughty, naughty.
Very naughty.
I have to piss.
Oh, wait, I got your pension.
Let's ride!
You
Survive
What?
Killed Supreme and backfired.
Dillard Dennis paid $50 and said the bird peed at play's video games 24-7 and still can't
unlock the talk to a girl achievement.
Dillard Dennis is in the divorce court 24-7 and he still hasn't unlocked the talk to
his kids achievement.
It's too high!
What?
What?
I drop to
I really like the Honda 8, that is the guy I like.
What?
I'm on top. I'm coming on top. Okay, hold on now. Wait a second. This is the enemies in the area.
Yeah, I'm on top.
This should be the, oh, my nickname is top.
Oh, God, oh, no.
I mean, just like in Winter, okay.
Not to hop, not to hop window.
I don't know who's on this floor,
but they're about to hop into this window.
Yeah, we've got Luke.
I'm live for you.
Sam, you're a pussy, just like your mods, bitch.
Oh, Jesus.
I swear this guy is saying the n-word all right, okay
on me I did not know he was here right
oh wait zone is pulling me you're gonna run you're gonna run you're gonna run sprint
fly peanut fly
No!
No good try good try
same turn boys shut up my wish I was on chef he's saying his operator sounds like he's saying I think
well yeah we don't yeah
You don't hear that
You'll hear it
That's fucking nuts
Give me that where's the prime?
Double or nothing double or nothing
Okay, hold on. Also, my butthole shot with glue and put mayonnaise on my nipples to take
a picture. If you beat me, I'll tell you this next way. But if I win, you have to go in
a gypsy suit and tie yourself to an industrial Costco fan while you're jerking off and take
a video of it. Make the bat!
Buster and chicken because!
Okay, but no, you can see that video.
Only I can see it. Only I can see it.
For your eyes only.
Only my eyes. Only my eyes.
And say it with mine. Say it with mine.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, here you are.
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but what?
I'm the alpha wolf.
Oh, no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
A-WOOOOO!
You'll never be the alpha wolf.
I gotta tap on a shirt.
Pack a monster, my fridge!
You're alpha wolf.
You're getting angry.
A-WOOOOO!
Has anyone successfully executed someone in the area
Execute what you mean executed you can execute someone in the air
Come on
are you like this bitch boy like that
Oh
We are group of stream factors name of King is bad fucking assassin guy
gamer
Game assassin
They're having some updates though, they have now put YouTube in their plant house.
Oh, hold on now.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute, hold on now.
Yeah, this is it.
You guys ever text anybody?
You guys like con guys you guys have any text anybody get the students up his band or not
Back in the day. Yes
I'm up in 5p
I
See you don't have to bet all the stream time. I gotta do is make a big display like banning five of them and then they stop
It's gonna be a super dramatic. They're like being a video about it. Really. It's gonna get really bad
I got these bitches bad. Yeah. Hell yeah
I've died in the air three times. Yeah, I'm getting fucking slammed. Yeah, I do have to say
I told team Nick told me he wasn't gonna play tomorrow morning
So I told T but like run with him, but if you want to play hodge, I gotta talk to T. No, thanks
Stop
I'm not gonna play the game again, you know?
Why did you say that?
You got me!
I was a major built for R&D, now we're not, bro.
Maybe.
Right.
Hey!
You want to drop me at R&D building?
Yeah.
At P.E., I left there, bro.
Yeah.
This guy leaves.
I'm not built for this building.
This guy leaves.
I'm sitting in the corner with LNG.
Oh my God, this is insane.
Oh, God.
Then they're not good. They're not good
To me on you on you
I don't know why anyone used to this all right for this game
Unsold rifles are the most duty-bought ass I've ever seen. It's not worth it. It's not worth it.
These assault rifles suck.
I'm not kidding, boys. I'm kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Right here on the roof.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Generational.
I do
Please God
Oh
I
Fucking over
It's my loadout take three guys. I'm on the board. I might just ascend right now
Okay
Reloading Nicholas, I'm coming to you, bro
Where'd you go anyone here Nick?
Can we play in
Guys are just better
He's fucking better
Good just just quick quick. Is it guys guys guys?
We can't get into that mental state. We guys stays in
We gotta stay Zen guys. I'm not Zen right now. Let's do a round of team affirmations. Just do a round of team affirmations
Okay, I need my cheeseburger. I need my cheeseburger. Okay, and then I'm back. All right. Okay, I'll go first
See hot I like the way you start the game with three people every time because you die
Seconds into the game, and I really appreciate that much. Oh my god, bro
They just added casual to the fucking playlist. You should probably go in there. I just saw it's hot sister for team affirmations
Let's listen carefully. Go ahead. I just can't really
How no matter the game
No matter what I play with peanut no matter if it's day or night sunny or raining
He is the biggest piece of fucking dog shit on our team
consistently
Consistency all in every step of the way consistency is key consistency is key consistency is key
That's what it's all about guys. Thank you. Mr. Merrick's. Would you like to go next?
See the team are all up. Let's boost the team are out. Come on
You affirmations team affirmations go ahead
I need a cheeseburger and fresh fries.
Okay.
Jim?
Jim?
Do you have a team information?
Yeah.
I would receive head from anyone in this call.
I would give head to anyone in this call.
All right.
Perfect.
Peanut?
That was beautiful.
Back to burpee cheeks together.
Spotted burpee cheeks.
How long do I have to like this here, please?
Wait, what does it say?
Oh, I'm starving.
You say 50?
I do good boss. You did good. Thank you. Slap it from here. Thank you. Thank you. Wait,
is the shirt off right now? I'm from wrong. I said that shirt off bent over sweaty poop.
No, no way. I'm gonna look. You're gonna look at my titty. That thing looks like a spaceship
from space. I'm gonna look at your titty. Let me look at your titty. I'm gonna come take a
look as well. Let me look at you, Teddy. Hold on. No, imagine I actually fucking like locked
in though. I should go crazy. That's just that chest. We go crazy. I actually locked in my
computer is just breaking in front of you. Can't see me. I can see you. I can't why
your nipples hard right now, bro. I'm playing with the boys. What's up? Now I have a permanent
It goes to Tim Sherpas on my screen.
That's titties hard right now.
It's hurting in my monitor.
You could literally cut a rock in half.
You could, yeah.
I mean, here we go.
My dime has been in titties.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
You grab your nipples and go, I'm a little teapot.
Short pen.
And now.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
My hand, oh, here is my bow.
Random facts about me, guys.
I used to be very self-conscious of my nipples in high school,
because they were really puffy.
And I put duct tape on them.
No way!
I done taped my fucking nipples.
What was that like when you pulled them out?
That's to swim faster, to swim faster.
I just, it did hurt a little to pull it off.
You had to take it off, right?
But like, they would just press through all my t-shirts,
and then they would just see my nipples.
So I was like, I'm just going to put fucking duct tape on them.
bottom one of the chat if you are not surprised literally in the slides I know
you're not talking hold our looking ass but fucking shirt off bro if you ever
call me your shirt or ever again no you take your shirt off let's see your cam
let's see your fucking belly cam I'm not streaming right now good because I'm
pretty sure fucking earth right now turn left or right in a public space
with those fucking Rockets on really?
Really?
Watch this shit!
Watch this shit!
Ready?
What?
You see the fucking speed there bro?
That's the shit that you're all in with this shit.
Hey bro.
Bro.
You got me right, this little shit is gonna fly off.
I think we should play it.
I think they added it for us.
They're probably watching right now like,
Yeah, and fucking push the casual play list line.
Please god help me guys.
Fucking rake off these guys.
Can't you know it?
ridiculous ridiculous shirtless out of no bro so right I've lost my mind holy
shit guys are we can we holy crap torpedo nipples get us in the game I'm this
is how long it's good game we're okay dog okay have you locked in you lock it
Piu pu pu pu pu pu pu!
Alright, let's do a sing guys. Let's do a sing.
Hmm.
Holy fuck.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Facts, HUD should not be talking.
What, ban that guy?
Oh, hmm, uh, no.
Uh, wait, uh, no.
Ban with this thought.
Uh, no.
Ban him.
Uh, uh, no.
Ban him?
Um, uh, no.
Ah! No. No, no.
Right?
Oh, great, great!
Enemy's just walking into the area. Watch this guy.
Alright boys, this is our game. This is our game. Can we get the three back to back wins the 3P? Can we do it? Can we do it?
Sir, yes sir!
If you want to save me, soldier!
Ten Hut!
Ten Hut!
I don't know what I've been told!
But, kid, this fat and niggas old.
I don't know what I'm in, don't!
Well, peanut sucks and the hunch smells like mold!
I don't know what I'm in, don't!
Tim DeFleur's like you bet there wasn't!
I'm here. Fuck it boys.
Lock him in. Lock him. Lock in.
I was just sucking the sniper. Kill me now.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go fuck that girl here.
I'm dead.
Are they here?
Oh
laser
Robin for you just gone the fuck out of me, bro
Robby for you. How's that mean not like?
Sauce or some shit. It's just made it right there. It's made right there
Not like free speech write it down
And I heard he hates veterans
I think I'm getting streets
Are you guys good?
right now cuz I'm probably gonna be really confused I can take more than that
wait I got proxed out on me
I'm sure oh wait they killed the bro
oh good work
Jesus Christ man
You shot me first just get the poop out of me I want you to look at my screen
Jesus
It might be time to play Casuals, they're swag bruh!
You can be something for us, you can be evil, you can be like evil, you can be like evil,
you can be evil, you can be evil, you can be evil, you can be evil, you can be evil,
more aerodynamic and it ain't work. Oh god. It ain't work.
Um, where are you going?
Oh, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Oh
Like hot dog man 96 oh go go go this is the guy
He's the go for real bro. He's the go sign him someone get hot dog man 96 on the CVL sir
I'm only six right now and research is
Oh, I'm in hell.
I'm on my second station.
Good work.
Oh, fuck my ass!
3,000 times!
Fuck, help me!
Please, God!
Someone save my soul!
OK.
Let's not take the squad back to be in the field.
Yeah, honestly?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
May have to guys I
Don't I don't I don't we're doing something wrong. We're doing something wrong something
So these are what should I put my shirt back on I think we should put your shirt back on please God
I'm not speaking for all of humanity. Now secondly
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So that's so fucked up.
You know what? I'm going to pay ten one compliment now. You actually have lost a lot of weight
You're looking good
Yeah, you're one piece dead mess.
That was wrong, bro.
I had a big jump that waited like 4 seconds to log.
If you like bagels bro, you like bagels?
I like bagels, yeah.
I like bagels.
Oh, bagels bro.
I love bagels and cream cheese.
Yeah, that's what I usually get when I get to a hotel.
It's a big, you know, the other stuff you don't know if people spin it or whatever.
But the bagels and the cream cheese is right there on the right side.
So weird.
What?
Mom, this is the same thing.
You're making a lot of money.
Oh, really?
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
What do you pick up from the buffet?
Ozympic?
That's stupid, bitch.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, gosh.
You are a dude.
You are a dude.
You are a dude.
You are a dude.
Come on.
Let's get a good wrap.
Come on.
Please come on.
Come on.
Seriously, seriously.
I need it.
I need it.
Stand.
I know that we're just didn't get dropped off as if it were fine
Put us in casuals
I'm gonna do brah, I'm a man horse it's actually
You know my wife is in labor with our first baby. Please tell her to lock in
They're under and I'm in everywhere
We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz we're up to see the
All right, all right, okay, I gotta lock in adjusting game and check
Adjusting game and check
Adjusting game and check game and chair and Justin game and chair just we're locked in now
We would not like to know that we're locked in audio reload is so satisfying
Okay, all right, okay. All right jokes over jokes over you jump in the window with time
Oh, yeah, let's stay next to the bomb where it's safe
Stay next to the bomb
Rnd
Frank Castle the jazz musician
I do not know Frank Castle peanut. I don't know who that is
Punisher
My own culture, I don't know I'm not gonna be cool
That's I know other stuff. I know I know lots about the stuff though
Um
I've watched that before how you done Marvel rivals ads you don't know the Punisher and or Frank Castle what the fuck
What am I supposed to fucking study for the test whenever I respond to you study for the test
I don't know what you're talking about chief
How is that guy got that I did a headshot the body shot on him with a 50 caliber rifle
Welcome to God
Honey, now it's not the time to leave. We know where you're leaving.
We leave. You out?
No way.
Oh, shit!
I see the rest of the money. What happens to me?
Fucking tux.
Big facts, big facts.
By killing people, it's a lot more enjoyable.
Yeah, how do you say it?
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
I
There's multiple giant men on me, hold on
Come
All right
Excellent excellent excellent and print
Excellent excellent excellent. We don't spread castle get always free castle a stream sniper
What what you guys warned me? Oh
What do you see what before like a predator
You redeploy me say oh put it sir. He's putting some problems
Sorry
Joey
I'm here
me here
I got a cool pistol
There was I'm about to get my shit gaved. Holy crap
Oh
Thank you, you wanna fight I'm going
One one one one actual one
Listen, I want to complain about a bro about do the same shit so
Like he did
It's crazy on there. It's crazy on there.
Oh, he's pushing him back here. What? Oh, that's plus one on me, Nick. For sure. Sure.
I'm putting a shock there
I do what you take water.
Got it.
Come on.
It's real time.
I'm a head.
Do the crime.
Do the crime.
Do the crime if you can't do the time.
Right below me Nick
One XP
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Back over here, keep back over here.
Guys, we hold, there's a bad guy.
Oh god, I see my sword.
No one unloading.
Good boy as well.
she goes that door for safety
does he be see that cool SMG
maybe
cracked his boy on the other side in
staircase oh shit you don't okay okay I
might as well just play this game to sound
out takes an image
Oh, dude, I can't compete with some of these guys on the roller-brow fucking amen
Who's talking out there?
Watch your quarters
You do auto-caption when you say okay
This guy sat here the whole time and didn't know what he was fucking doing.
I'm up in H4!
Fuck you!
DRIVE!
Shit!
You are free to pull-
OH GOD I HIT THE HELL!
Guys, there's three- there's three guys.
They're not very kind.
I would not go to the Elmeteer Misfire since the guys are there.
Someone like you could help me.
someone like you should go down that elevator
if you can't handle that many guys
shut your little poor mouth
if you want to admit you can handle it just don't press the button
press the button on the elevator
oh shit
who's going in?
I wanted to lay down and I'm shocked
I
Just dude I'm hitting wrong buttons constantly right now my controller, bro
He's not gonna be me
Okay, all right, you need to buy all right, okay, all right, I probably pee
I only have $400 blood that smile of a fishing great attitude. It's
You got this
Do it nice and fast
Fast fast fast fast
Holy shit, fuck about fast
Are you kidding me?
I'm just kidding, this is the slowest part of the game
Holy shit, buddy was really thinking about who to get back right there
He had to wander for just a moment
I've never done that before you fucking assholes
I mean who does he get that's the question
You're nice and fast
Where am I going
I
Man that's a tough question
And now we wait maybe money will just fall out of the sky fall right out of the sky
She's got to be patient.
She's got to be patient.
Okay, what is it?
Uh, Wozood.
Wozood, Wozood, Wozood.
I think you should go search those houses for cash.
I think I...
Can I be honest with you, bro?
I think if I leave this tower, I'm fucking dead, bro.
And that's not the Tim I Know.
The Tim I Know has the bravery of a thousand lions within his heart.
The Tim I Know has the veracity of a thousand sons.
He does not quit he does not yield
Get down there. Oh, shoot those guys. Get the money
He won style
Impact work. That's not on me, right?
Idiots
You missed just chill. This is the win. I think I can pull this off later
As long as no one buys someone back and they don't land on me I
Need to look
I zoom in
I need to fly on this rotation to the top of that building
I need him to die.
I need him to die.
I need him to die.
Good boy, man, I'm good.
Why do I have a weed here?
Trust me, trust, trust, trust.
It's all part of the plan. It's all part of the plan.
Just relax.
Holy shit.
Just relax, guys.
Believe it or not, I'm in control.
Okay.
Just relax.
The fucking pistol was audacious. I said that.
Just relax, relax, relax.
Oh
You have to believe in me tell me you believe in this I believe I believe in this I believe in this
Water
What are we doing?
No!
Holy crap!
I'm hitting my defense more or he's coming!
I can't do that!
I can't do it!
I'm not there! I'm not there!
The people what?
I could dub you're fighting the guy or the sky behind him!
What are you, lazy?
What? What do you mean you can't kill me?
Mr. Witch, you see this?
You see this?
He jumped right in.
and go with him? It just stayed.
Wow.
That was fucking insane.
And he fully jumped right. And my man didn't even...
He just accepted death?
Yeah. It was impending doom. It was impending doom.
Mr. Wurz, I think it's... Listen, while these two...
these two hooligans are muted. It's up to you and me.
In time out it's up to you guys. Hey listen
It's you and me. It's you and me. You're talking about I've seen you informed. I'm gonna have yeah
Yeah, watch this scene. I've seen the best peanut. Yeah
Watch this watch this mr. Merck's and let me tell you some I've seen mr. Merck's and let me tell you some
There could be a thousand men on the other side of that battlefield and he would they would still need more
They would still need more yeah, that's good
First place, no shenanigans, no goofballing, no sillying around, no new boot goofing, no dilly-dallying, no circling around, it's gonna be a failure.
That's not a bad one.
Spot Allen!
Where are we going?
Up our spirits.
Love you, peace.
Shout out Allen and God bless you.
Shout out Allen!
God speed, Allen!
It's going to get better, Mr. Allen.
And I'm 10,000.
Bless you, Mr. Allen.
10,000.
Allen, I'm 10,000.
Allen, I'm pressing for you to pay 1,000 days of great
blood.
You will find a $20 bill stuck to your shoe tomorrow.
Bless you, Allen.
This is not good.
I got the guy I would encourage you to use it. I believe it's hot.
Nice, hot, beautiful, beautiful.
Hello.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll be beautiful.
Who's this pussy?
of the
of the
of the
of
I
Pray to God this is not me, bro
I'm going to big room.
I'm coming.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah.
It's time to get serious, boys. It's time to get serious.
Where'd he go?
He's in there.
Where's this fella? Nice.
How can you carry with a G?
Come on up.
Who's on top of us?
Coming up.
It's me on the roof.
I'm gonna take this. I'm gonna take this.
I'm gonna take this.
Oh, yeah, riding style today, boys, riding style today, boys, lock and lock.
All the way down.
Where, Nick?
I'm coming to the roof.
I'm going to the roof.
Nick, I have your stairs.
Yeah.
I have.
Is there anybody up here with it?
me that knocked me and killed me that's the same these were large yeah bring
it back to you bring it back to you that's one buddy so I'm remember
We got the box here guys, he's gone, he's trapped in there.
He's getting away!
He's going on the conveyor belt!
I'm on the conveyor belt.
Got him! He's right there, I got him!
Did you see that guy?
Was he dead?
No, I saved him and then he did dead body, went around, went across the conveyor belt.
Got that pain, careful.
Let's go Tim, let's go Tim!
You need to watch, you need to watch!
Mock it!
Mocky.
Oh no, someone just...
dropped some in.
I don't even know where this guy fucking came from.
What, what is he?
God, that will stick me.
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
That's a...
Oh
I'm a very good guy. I give a lot
Another
Come on, come on, right now, come here, come on, come on!
Right here, come on, I've got, please God!
Please God save me!
Oh, thank you God, I...
Good man, good man, good man, good man.
Woo!
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Good boy.
Oh, hot-sweep.
You piece of fucking shit!
Down, stop, then, you're right next to me!
You're sitting in my fucking postcard!
You fucking mad boy!
Down, stop that!
I got him, I got him!
I got it both besides the tree boss, but you work boss
I hear Nick
There's so many snipers row you see that oh shit
I do see that indeed
Yeah, play snicker my fuck
They're on your roof, be careful.
He's getting pushed, P.
On your roof, two P.
Oh, God!
Oh, please, God, oh, wait!
I'm coming, coming, coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
They can't come up, they can't come up.
They're gonna go big stairs left over there.
We need to go and cut them.
I need to go like cut him. Oh, shit.
Don't you dare die. Don't you dare die.
I have 50 days. Run, run, Mr. Mace, run.
You got this, you got this, you got this.
Fuck you boys like this.
I don't even know they can get up there.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. I'm coming, I'm coming.
Don't, don't land right away.
I'm gonna go grab that. I'm gonna grab the one.
I'm gonna grab the one.
Lock your time.
Oh, he's somewhere on the low.
You gotta be fucking my ass.
Oh my god.
Oh.
You have three bullets in your pants.
Oh no.
Oh no.
He's super excited.
He's in the top nine month.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm right here.
He's supposed to be right here.
He's doing XB.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
I'll get him.
I'll get him.
I'll get him.
He's if you died in front of him,
you'd have to definitely...
No, everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
I don't think I don't think I'm back
He's running the guy in the arctic suit or whatever the fuck
they see three women for one wait what's that you the things I just came here
day oh my oh my ask me if I need to help fix my Microsoft computer
Oh
Guys are we lucky are we lucky you show moment?
Okay, this guy's an absolute demon this guy has
Even though indeed that come exist. I'm done. Please God
This is so doable
He washed me yes, you're okay. She was on the
Slot
You are Northwest Northwest
There's the other team well, there should be somebody under us
enemy dropping into the IR.
Are they laying it back?
Got him!
Got us!
Good job!
They're under.
I'm gonna fan out across here. I don't like that.
I
Just be careful of them like
Hey you should come back. I mean, I think it's okay if to you stay over there
I feel like there might be a team here
Oh, he's on the bridge! He's on the bridge! He's on the bridge!
Okay, I'm gonna get him.
Okay, I missed.
Alright.
He's going back to you, Nick. He's going back to you. He's not bridge. Not bridge.
What's he doing?
He might jump, Bridge.
Are you waiting, Judd?
44.
44, 44, 44.
Lookin'.
I could try to get on the roof.
I'm not here to get you, Rick.
Judd, you're starting to get me.
He's on the roof. He's on the roof.
Where's your heavy?
I have a car with mom.
I have a car with mom. What are we waiting for?
Yeah, hit it hit it
It's on you. Let me know when it's going
Okay
This is not a cover bomb
What?
I'm trying to run, I'm trying to run
I got it, I got it
I got one
Oh
In a day
I'm golden. Oh my god. I'm lining up. Oh are you serious?
Guys I'm getting word that the world record for most amount of words on went to the Vegas for we're on three already. Oh
My god. Oh my god
Just one more. Are we tired? What really what were we tired? Oh my god. This is huge. This huge
I don't know if you guys know this but I'm actually up becoming streamer, and if I can post this good
You might see me
Oh, this could be huge. This could be huge. This could be huge.
Okay, lock him to me guys. Lock him for me guys.
Lock him. Lock him. I'm so locked.
I just left no one.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This could be huge. This could be huge.
Oh, you know what, you know what, I'm putting on the, I'm putting on the outfit of the best
player I know.
Cloaksy's back boys.
Is it me?
Yeah!
Wait, what?
What?
What happened?
It would be you, but that one's glitching, that one's glitching.
I'm Cloaksy, Cloaksy is back boys, Cloaksy is back.
Your gang is back together, closey, to the top man,
missus, missus, missus, we're going in, we're going in.
Wait, oh wait, actually what, wait, no.
I'm gonna upgrade, I'm gonna upgrade.
I'm going, bam, number one gamer,
Shroud, number one gamer, Shroud's with us.
Shroud's essence is with us, gentlemen.
Okay, look, look, look, look.
Let me just run into the area, push the score.
Hell yeah, bro.
Ooh, ready to feel good.
Oh you want shot maybe a great even but it's close it would be more synergy
Oh she would be more synergy guys do not believe I'm close you guys you don't
really believe I'm close you fine I'll put it to you
it's me it's me closer guys it's me it's me guys it's me
Lock it in boy, lock it in!
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on.
Yo, I didn't mean to.
Yeah, fucking I love for a fucking nine gay.
No love.
Oh, you did great.
That was great, Mr. Birx.
Nick, when you get one digit number of kills is crazy.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm using every ounce of what's left of my brain right now to play the floor.
I'm sorry.
Let's ride!
Holy shit!
What?
Oh!
I
Sniper are we so get serious
Are we just- WAAAHH!
This is- This is horse poo!
That was really time to get down to the nitty-gritty boys.
I don't know why you play controlling.
who's in place? A!
so much better, bro
perfect, I snipe her
get out, get out
short time
oh, I'm lovin' this B, I'm lovin' this
yeah, yeah, yeah
oh, we gotta hit that, we gotta hit that
here you go on the V!
I WALK UP, I WALK UP, I WALK UP
I WALK UP, I WALK UP
pull out yes they just got a sandwich bag filled with mayonnaise
aim looks happy wait you saw him in no I saw I can actually kill that me I saw
um team steel guy that just kill me wasn't I might be aim assist I don't
I
Said Amy pre-fire me through a fucking wall
Yeah, the edge of design
Three perfect shots
I'm a lucky boy I'm a lucky boy I don't riot you up too fast in the game
And follow me game funny words
I
To
Another
What a sweet
Yeah
Four people the same time before I literally dropped bro. She was crazy
Oh my god, it's up between, oh my god, oh my god, I just got out from town.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, there was no one there and then two seconds later there's five guys right there
in the field.
It's one sweet life. One sweet little breed.
Hmm. Hmm.
I'm not gonna lose that lock-a-line.
You're getting another chance.
I have three.
You have three and four.
Is there a thingy where I can get my cool up in?
Why? Why are you doing this?
I'm gonna cut you down.
He's okay.
Seriously, just stop. Turn around and free him, my fucking Addy.
You got two...
I got your boy pussy. What do you have his I got his fucking boy bro. You got his boy pussy
These will collect his dog tag
That's fine
You're fucking trash bro.
Trash.
You tell them.
Tell them.
Give them the bases.
Leave that second.
Oh shit.
He might kill us too after I talk shit about it.
Get good.
Is it quicksack rifle be great?
I like how it's going to be.
100sack rifle for a second to go down.
Zero.
I'm gonna die.
All right.
Okay.
I like how it's gonna be...
A hundred cyber rivals in a second to go down to zero!
And I'm gonna die.
Alright. Okay.
Alright.
There he comes. You got him.
There!
Somewhere there?
Yeah, I got him.
I got you.
Get a place, get a place you need.
I
Have you got here?
Where'd he go? I'm sure you bet across to me. I'll
Instantly dead dude this kid
Yes stupid kid
Oh look it's convicted killer again.
Motherfucker bro.
He's literally been playing for nine hours straight.
He was the same guy from earlier today.
Sniper will be brave.
Wow that we said lady.
That few straight sabers got me in a blender bro it's over.
Oh man where's sniper be great.
Nine hours bro.
I'm like all the way the basement
All right
Excellent excellent
Oh
This next stop we're gonna lock it like I was about you we almost out of my dad one line was we almost add that to me
I hear a sniper
These kids are screaming out their ass
Oh my goodness darn darn it
Swingin on me. Oh my god
Catch the guy text you guy give him the business
Yo beat the fuck out of him, bro
Fuck
Even pull my shoe right up
Yeah
You guys don't you worry there's nothing to fear the bug leaders here
You guys have ever heard that scene before?
Nope, literally never.
Oh, never.
Those advertisement, I'd say it was a scam.
Okay, well, it's a very, very popular scene.
Okay, guys, guys.
Guys.
We do not need your audience.
We are lucky.
Yeah, oh, so long, so long.
Bro, don't ever run that corner.
I wish you'd better run that corner.
On top?
On top.
right for me she'd be some Batman right
here behind us them oh my gosh two teams
the fuck is that oh god really six teams are here they just all came here at
at the same time
oh
I'm saying oh another guy under my
okay ghost friends perfect
oh yeah it's good oh yeah oh yeah
where's the biases where's the biases
now they're still up
it's still up it's still up just playin' like
I'm gonna go back for the Lodi and these
kids are gonna WK up here
come on we gotta lock it
I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in
I can't rock it I'm off I'm off
no way I can't bro we lost the big man I can't even pull my shit right now
bro never back down never what I can't jump that's right
Oh
I think we win this game. I didn't get shot over the box and that's
Yeah, I mean they might have just died in that big scramble there was literally everyone on the map there
the other the other team is shooting us dude I can't run you're not gonna shoot
the guys on the left cuz they know we're so I would play it like you're
basically fighting two separate teams
all the line, all the line!
I just need to move on something's building in like two seconds.
Good.
Man, why am I getting in there?
Oh my.
Perfect.
Go get one right there!
Perfect! There's just a guy right there!
Fantastic! Hey guys! Hey guys!
I don't know about you guys.
I died to a tiny bit around.
He's hanging around.
Take where you at.
I'm just gonna watch this.
Go!
Switching mags!
There's no good in this shot.
Good! Good! Let him go!
Yeah, not good, I'm...
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Weeeah!
I mean, that's the least you got, right?
I'm telling you!
Make an enjabra, my boy!
Make an enjabra!
I think I gotta get off, bro.
Wait, no, wait, no, Tim, no!
I just can't do it, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's been 11 hours, P, I can't even pull my fucking parachute anymore, bro.
No, you can't get off, Tim, you can't get off!
I can't, Jim.
Guys, we need you.
We watch it.
Well, you're here, technically.
Yeah, he is.
He is, he is.
He is, sorry, I can't tell the line, Mr.
It's a lie.
But wait, one more, one more, one more.
I'm not asking for 10 more, Tim.
I'm not asking for 100 more.
Give me one more game.
Did you do that for me soldier?
Yes. Oh my god.
I feel motivated as well.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, you can't show Diddy's fucking three hours.
I feel.
We gotta finish.
I gotta go right and take a nap.
There's something out of fucking hell.
It's 9.16 p.m. on a Friday. You take a nap right now.
I swear to my crap.
Wheel of fortune blaring in the back of our C-pad machine.
Shut up, bro.
I'm pushing 40 I'm pushing 40 right pushing 40 doesn't mean you get off at
9 16 p.m. and take a nap that's pushing 95 a young boy was young too I was running
around fucking willy-nilly stayed up till 3 in the morning I can't fucking do
that you can you can do that anymore you can't with the proper medicine
changes and the will of a lion yes you can yes you can talk to hunters doctor
prescribed methamphetamines a thousand lions a thousand lions do you
How much bravery a thousand lions have?
How much?
Like a ton!
You're right!
I can remember how much I'm damn wrong!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Dude, I'm telling you, listen.
Hunch hook him up with your doctor.
Can you do that?
Not just a fat bitch. I don't want his doctor.
That's what I'm saying!
If Hutch can stand late because of the map, that's why you need it.
So you're saying I need to get in the map for some reason?
Hutch is 27, man, we're 35!
Hutch is 27?
I can't...
Yeah, I look younger than him, right? It's just crazy.
No, I just...
I mean, shit, usually with tablets, it slows down like 35 or 40.
I'm just so fucking fucked.
Oh, what the fuck?
He's just a fix you have arms and legs you are
What?
What the hell is wrong with you?
I was doing a painful family christian joke and you just got racist.
Fuck you.
Is that close?
Did you hear this guy?
Did you hear this?
Did you hear this guy?
He said I don't have racist.
I'll say it again.
Let's see if I can get more than two kills this game.
Ready?
Oh my god, what a feat that would be.
Oh, okay I shouldn't have said that.
I want to get Mr. Merck's here all titillated.
Non-winter breakers sent.
I just had a colonoscopy and I'm really turned on
and very close.
Can you say this peanut is going to butter your bums,
big boy, for me?
It's going to butter your bums, big boy.
This doesn't feel like streamside here, I doubt.
I'm going to count down from five.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I'm down.
I'm going to sell all of that, bro.
I'm on the stairs.
I'm not kidding you.
It was literally like, three teams that we've seen all day.
AHHHHH!
Uh, just you, Nick.
Okay, I'm up in ten.
I love the way you pronounce...
...Kind and so hot.
Nick?
Yeah.
Are you really giving that stuff...
You're dumb, huh?
You give me some...
I call Mr. Merch.
That's why I call mr. Merck's I don't want to see it too fast
That's why I call mr. Merck's I will never call him by his real name
Nicholas you can't really fuck that. Yeah. Yeah, you can't really fuck it up. Yeah
That does your room. That's it. Is that the new meta? Is that the new meta?
That's I call Nicholas a lot so I don't trip on it. Yeah, I call mr. Merck's just in case
Sitting at the bottom of the stairs written angel. I want to fucking die, bro
I got a bush.
Is this theirs?
All the way bottom.
Literally all the way bottom.
Stands like 80-asc.
Areas.
Don't be nuts.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm up in five.
Again.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm coming back.
Nicholas.
Nicholas?
We're coming back.
I'm not saying I'm about I have a gun down
Oh, come here.
There's a riot.
Oh, give me that.
There's a tray, mate.
Oh, about a nine.
Oh, yeah, all right.
Hey, win this thing.
We've got 10 scores.
Five more outside as well.
The game is just who gets the SMG first.
Yes.
You're not wrong.
Who ever gets the SMG first with the Yankee?
No way
Oh
Shorty gets out my leg put on a flight when she have
I know that's from him, man.
Is he in here? Oh.
He's on the center statue, hutch, or whatever.
Tell us, go.
I don't know, sorry.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I think we're good.
Oh, that would be me, that would be me.
That'd be your faithful,
he's on the stairhead, he's on the left outside,
we're not good, we're not good.
Both came to the right as well.
Where?
Where is it, outside?
Oh, yeah, I saw a gun in your pee, honestly, in your pee?
Hey, where's he?
He's back in-
I'm gonna go up so I can-
Oh, actually, I found a window.
What the- Who the hell is it?
Where's the guy?
You're just a guy right here!
Who the hell is that?
Sorry.
I'm in.
Don't leave me, boys, don't leave me.
Oh, shit.
You gotta get back.
Where is he?
Oh, no, I refuse to get-
He's dead.
I gotta give that.
I'm not gonna get-
They're not dead.
They're not dead.
Where
You just need to
On your monitor yet
No, I'm cooking. I'm cooking. Where the hell boys would be at?
I don't even know what to do.
What do I have right here? What is this?
You have reinforcements inbound.
Ah, perfect.
Hi, Pete.
Hi.
Okay, I gotta lock in. I gotta lock in. I gotta lock in.
It's not locked in, guys. It's not locked in. It's not locked in. It's not locked in.
There underneath me. Full team.
Where should we shoot?
Nick, I'm coming up.
It's guy in the stairs.
Nick, you got plates? I can get them.
Last just five more seconds for me.
I'm back. I'm back.
I think I'm gonna lay in Res's skin.
Hey, your friend's dead. You fucking pussy.
Ooh, tell him. Tell him.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh no.
Wait, can we get the guy in the stairs?
Oh no.
Get him out of the operator, T.I. here.
Let him!
Oh no.
I forgot to bring the gun.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Damn, look.
I just slammed him all the time.
He's still standing.
We lost that one.
But we're going to have to do it next time.
I don't know how I died to the guy in the stairs.
Like, did the guy you traded there?
That sounds like you see how we got to play that, though?
That's the point I'm trying to make right now, bro.
The fact that we have to play that like a trade moment.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, we'll see.
I mean, it's max wet.
It's hard, bro.
It's fine.
It's hard.
What, Pete?
Are we actually?
No, we won't.
Bro, we won't like.
We have won a couple, at least.
We've won a couple.
We've won way more than a couple.
No, I'm saying with Pete up, though.
With Pete, we've won.
Oh, with Pete.
2... 3... 3...
3... 3... 3... 3...
I don't think...
No, no.
YOU'RE ALL...
We're getting...
YOU'RE ALL...
This is the fucking combo.
You're all and so full of moans.
Some of us are fat.
Some of us are...
Guys, I-
Wait, listen.
Okay, let's just...
Guys, no.
Okay, guys.
Yeah man, I was gonna say let's take a 30 second wind.
I think we're going too far into this also close. He said he was ready to get back in and it was about to go
I'm ready to tip
You got my spot. We want to watch you're not getting off like six hour buddy. Okay?
Tell us that's not the real oh
No
Listen mr. Makes your on foot to a m hudson on to 2 a m closest on to 2 a m
Jim you have a you have a fast pass okay you got you know yeah you got a fast
pass and let me see the sums. Janice I believe is ready yeah he typed my chat
and you know what we're doing we're gonna play this game and then and then
whatever we and then whatever we came up and we lose the level there we're all
four gonna go play with steam party. Yeah. Or Liars Bar. Or Liars Bar. That's right.
It's been so long and I'm kind of itching. I'll stay up for that. Okay. Okay.
Okay, all right, Mr. Merks is in as well. Okay, we're good. Tea break
Yeah, yeah
Oh
The emcee product
My god, oh, I got I took it
I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky right now. I'm sure lucky right now. I like it like oh
This one this one
That's a man post
They're gonna yell this way
He's on the stairs P I heard him
Knocked on that corner P or hutch maybe
I
Know where we went they live on the roof you go
That's funny
Like the candle
the giant giant game boys.
You gotta win with the boys.
The guy is running you.
Damn.
Come on, come on.
He was weak, he was weak.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Copy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Coming over here.
Coming over here.
I know
I know
right after
coming
coming
coming
coming
Another one on down boys down in there
Look at the door
You're doing it, you're doing it!
What, where?
No...
It's up top.
It's right here, watch.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh my god, they're all up top. Oh my god, oh my god.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
They're all above us, they're all above... We gotta go.
How'd you know, buddy?
Where?
I'm just getting shot from every direction it's two teams there's
There's two teams in the woods.
Put your chopper like you're cooking.
Where's Nick?
I'm just kind of like not letting this team get their loading.
There's two teams like over in the woods next to Andy over there.
They're like fighting in the lumber mill kind of area.
I'm fine!
Oh
I literally just finned those skills
Like in front in here
Oh my god, it's just so fast
I'm good boy! I'm coming! Go! Go!
We need to just walk past them, just friend both of us.
Gotcha!
Is that the PPS?
No.
Was that it?
At what gun was that?
Hope you're down! Hope you're down! Hope you're dead! Hope you're dead!
Down through shit!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I was just going to say
I saw a saw across this fucking red in there
It sounded like a fizzler
She's watching!
She's watching!
I'm just going to tell you guys to be on the same page
I think there was no way to...
Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy!
Ozzy, Ozzy!
I think I'm ready to shatter
Ehhh!
I'm ready to shatter
Ehhh!
I think I'm ready to say
Is that the same thing?
Go go go go go!
Firefighter man!
Do you see anything for a firefighter?
Oh god, I got lucky, I got lucky!
How am I losing this? I don't understand.
Where's your bag guys?
Okay, all right, you gotta be fucking my asshole with a fucking poster
We're gonna be
Japan Japan I was asking for a line or time period is this game to place in we
could be in trouble
just for me oh that's right sorry I'm not very good with the flags sorry I
better I don't know I don't know the different flags and stuff
You got this is this our game boys a short game
Rocking boys Mr. MacDonald I see how I see the ferocity out of you
Oh, don't you worry boss
You're at least for you guys do man so you keep seeing shit
He's on the roof
He's on the roof
Is helicopter still in the game?
Oh, I got him too!
Oh, I'm in hell, bro.
I thought he was going to fly fast.
He flew to the roof, bro.
Don't worry! This is gonna never make you much!
Thank you, bro.
He's got 22k!
He's got 22k, he's got 22k!
He's got your left, body left!
He's not so rich, bro.
We're just playing.
I'm gonna go right over here.
You're gonna go right over here.
You're gonna go right over here.
Oh, God! I'm a guy! I'm a guy! I'm a guy!
Oh, my God!
I got shot! I got shot! I even died to that guy!
Maybe he even died to that guy!
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
I just got shot by two people at the same time.
I'm brawmin' hell.
I had some money on me.
If you could bring me back, I could buy a reback.
No.
Oh
Yeah, he did have 22k on him bro wait Nick if you grab that little thing won't it just go right to that buy
You know the yoke buddy that me I'll buy it else
It's my sister by you in the zone. I don't know how long it needs to die, but I
No, there's one way this out the opposite side of the juggler
I
Said one more I gave you one more P. That's all I got bro. It's 11 11 make a wish I wish no I wish
It's a miracle we got to play another game guys.
Well, here's the scoreboard, I want to see if I did good at game.
Oh darn it.
Yeah, you didn't.
Okay, though.
Listen.
Okay.
There's always next game.
There's always next game.
Yeah, thanks, Mike.
There's always next game.
He's always encouraging me and beating me up.
Watch this.
you all right good luck out there boys let me replace me he's better than me
GG's bye have a good one bye bye bye bye bye if there's any way to check the
last cuz I feel like I did pretty good is we didn't take the last game stuff
they usually is not the better though I don't think okay oh 10 10 chaos whoa
See where you see it. Oh my buddy. They told me
Oh 11 11 kills. Oh wow
Okay, where's coach yet. Oh, did I call him? Let me call him real quick. Oh, you know what?
Yeah, that'll work. Yeah, hold on work. You get up. You get away
I
Joe Piper playing right now, but look at him. I'm caught him. I'm caught him. You're going
Your call has been forwarded
Yeah, hold on. No, wait, we're going to try over trouble
We made it through!
We made it through!
We made it through!
He's going to say what?
Your call has been forwarded.
I just want to try.
older
or more critical
Cоcus
You're caught.
I'm
What's going on?
I'm calling Koshy for the fourth time in a row.
Does anyone have any other methods of communication with Koshy that we can possibly get?
I could start sending Ravens.
You send a Raven?
You send a Raven?
All right, let me call up Lemon.
I know he has a couple.
Yeah.
Good thinking.
Good thinking.
Well, Cozy said he'd get back on, so I said we'd just maybe play a game.
Three, three players, and we'd wait until he gets back.
Let's do it.
Wait, I'm gonna leave Cozy's number to the chat so that my bungalows can keep on him, and see if he can get it on the line.
Perfect, perfect.
Okay, good.
Just fucking spam it in Discord.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
Good.
Bad nut.
Oh, ooh, Murphy's on my case.
Oh, Murphy's on my case, Murphy's on my case.
soldier
Well, how late you playing 30 11, but I can't believe it. I blinked
I've been having fun. I actually
When I actually don't hate it there's no way I could play it every day though, but no
It's fun. Well, like a little half and half day. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, you know
I
Did so funny after playing a game like talk of you come play a car
Oh, I'm drinking I'm drinking drink about it. I'm getting smizzled tonight, buddy. It's fine
I'm getting smears. Yeah, I know but we have the
If I treat down I can build a kill you but no you know, I tell you when you drink you get better at the game
Oh, that's you. That's you because you're weird. I'm
Okay, all right
Don't just
Those beers were actually not alcoholic
Well, guys, guys, we, guys, we, just, just a couple beers, Mr. Marks.
It'll make you better, I swear.
You know why it makes you better?
Because it lowers your anxiety and helps me more decisive.
And in combat, that's the difference between death or living, most of the time.
Mm-hm, think about that for a second.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's whoever gets the s&d first. That's the game. That's the whole game
Another closey. Another closey.
Why does it give me this ink?
Oh, a blue one.
Very nice.
Oh, very nice.
Oh, how lovely.
Knowing that, keep the pressure on.
We've got 10 seconds left.
I see a sniper.
Ooh, a sniper! Score!
all right all right all right all right
how about start looting spamming you abys
I'm going our entire backside is clear
mine's covered in mayonnaise
it's not mayonnaise
I told you it wasn't it wasn't
Oh no, no, oh God, oh no
Oh my god, there's so many in front of me what the fuck
Oh shit on
I'm coming to you, judge.
I'm alive.
Watch this.
You see it?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
oh my god
I'll be pleased god
wait wait I'll
I have bad news
my monitor's about to do a pixel cleaning
oh my goodness don't worry I'll tell you what I even shoot
I'll do what I even shoot don't you worry about it
I'm getting somewhere safe
Back on station. Don't get off. Oh, there's a load out. I'm a lucky boy
God
I
See you guys see make it quick getting safe
What the fuck is this? Is this with an AR?
This is with an AR.
What the fuck is that?
That's shots.
Thank you sir.
I live to serve.
I'll beat you left.
I'm back out.
Where's the leak, man?
You can't get back on me, you can't get back on me, you can't get back on me.
Alright.
Yeah, Rufus is crazy.
You can't get back on me, man, when you're back on my feet, pal.
When you're back on my feet, man.
You can't get back on me, pal.
All right.
Yeah, Rufus crazy.
Push out.
I need you to turn into a peanut crispile.
All right.
He's gonna be good. Oh Jesus
Whoa, hey, what's up? How you doing?
Hey, what's going on?
Push up push up. I did a nice double headshot. That's a nasty one
Boy, I'm a naughty boy. Oh, I'm so naughty
Okay, hold on. That guy might be hacking.
Oh shit, the whole team in here, watch out!
Oh!
I said when is grenade not G?
Grenade starts with the letter G!
G!
Oh, think, think, think, think!
Whoa, the last is hand grenade.
I am true. I am true. I even think about that. Excuse my ignorance. Excuse my
ignorance please sir. I'm scared back.
What the hell, where did the hatch go?
I
Yeah, don't fully black wait
How do you revive me hold on how do you revive me?
I'll come back, I'll come back much.
Guys?
Yo, chop!
Am I still safe?
Oh, you're super safe!
The zone's not about to kill me?
No.
Can someone guide me?
Go back for revenge.
Wait, I'm in the zone!
Guide me!
Ah, I'm hurt.
Shit.
I'm fucking dead.
Excellent work. Excellent shots.
15 seconds. You lost 15 seconds for me.
Mr. Ricksy, you lost 5 more seconds for me.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
going going
a lot of love
no he ain't
at the one left at the one left
one behind us one behind us one behind us
what what
what the hell is that
There's only one possible explanation!
It is becoming increasingly obvious!
Please!
I can deny it no longer!
Motherfucker.
That was a racist!
A racist!
And that's how he knew I was there!
It's going to all make sense now.
All the pieces are coming together.
Oh my God.
Clearly, clearly.
Thank you, clearly.
Clearly.
Dylan Daniels eats corn dogs for his own sake.
Maybe that's why he canceled his fight tomorrow
so he could get a little lovin' goin'.
You know what?
I'm happy for him, and I'm proud.
You do, you creep!
You do, you creep!
Lock it in, gang, lock it in, boys.
Oh
No, please bring me back one bit died give me one more chance boss one more chance
This is a little worse I would want to bone back
Ah, there's a guy on top.
Ah, OK.
Holy shit.
Ah, OK.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm not bullshitting as I died.
My screen turned back on the second I died.
Fudge, please disable pixel refreshes.
Automatic.
Where the hell is Corks yet?
You went on call with a 10.
I'm going to call him one time after every game.
He really answers.
Hold on, two times after every game.
I have never in my life met someone who has had their phone so consistently on Do Not
Disturb.
He's consistent.
He's consistent.
He's consistent.
Well, it's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
And offered me like $1 trillion to call someone in my phone book but they can't answer.
I would pick him.
I'd pick him.
He won't answer.
Call Denny.
Oh my goodness.
If someone gave me $1 trillion to call someone who gets a boner from seeing feet, I'd call
you Merch.
He called me.
I'd call you.
I'd ring you up.
I'm done.
What's that?
Hello?
What's that?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Do you and me, man, lost Vegas with those black toenail polish?
What?
That black toenail, that lost Vegas black.
Wait, did I come out wrong?
Wait, would we have toenail polish on?
No, you don't have toes.
Yeah.
Damn.
I'm not gonna be able to get the block toenail polish unfortunately
What about that cream white that white cream?
Baby, baby, baby
What about that like that deep red deep red huh deep red?
Am I right, boys?
In the game, in the game, GTA 6, when it comes out.
I
Didn't get it to me $50 and said peanut get off the game and come fight me in real life. Hugs could be the ring girl
Hey Dylan Jack asked maybe if you showed up to your last fight instead of pussy it out like you did
Maybe you could have actually got the ring, but you didn't make wait and you didn't show up
You didn't even show up
oh my goodness oh oh he's afraid Jake Paul is gonna be there take his hat for
the second time oh my goodness what a sight to see what oh please I'm a family
Sorry dude, kill me! I ran out of ammo!
See you later, fuck you!
I like what I...
Hold on now!
Hold on now!
Oh
How'd you can't land there silly goose of the shootout
Okay, let's settle down now and settle down now
I still haven't been settling down. I don't know where she's.
Alright, boys, don't start locking in, boys. Lock it in!
Oh yeah. Now I'm cooking. Now I'm invincible. Now I'm invincible.
I
Okay
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, okay, all right, okay
All right here
Yeah, okay, don't worry about that control.
Don't you worry.
We are so shit that our random teammate left the game because he didn't want to be with
us.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That's his fucking loss.
Yeah, you tell him.
He doesn't deserve you, Queen.
I'm returning you to the front.
We go somewhere where I'm not gonna get instantly vaporized.
Oh, yeah, don't mind.
Hey!
You hear that, Nick?
That was the...
Hush, hee!
Fuck it.
Oh!
Oh!
Excuse me!
Hush, hee!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Bye, Nick!
I think I hate this game. I think I might hate this game. I think I might hate this game.
I think I might hate this game.
There's a real possibility.
There's a very real tangible possibility.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
I got you! I got you!
Is there this person? This person? This person?
Oh yeah, there's a...
You have a really good shot.
You have a really good shot.
You shot space views to the left or to the right or that wall.
Ah, perfect.
You know, this is going great.
Actually, if you think about it, this is going pretty good.
I'm trying to keep us alive, boy.
This is rough.
I am probably about one in eight right now.
One in eight.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
You're getting another job
OH these guys got rockin' for this guy, no fucking way
Oh my God
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You're in true
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE nada
Please please
Mercy
One by three, deploy
Take it!
What the fuck is that?
That, they're just
Oh
We're stacking kills we're stacking kill every now and then being a little kill a little kill
I got one, there's another one. Two more up here.
How the hell is that happening?
I don't know if they did that.
I'm going to shoot pump.
Lock him.
Oh, perfect. Oh my god. Welcome, sir.
Welcome to your death!
Yeah!
Anything like that is my fucking house!
This is my house!
The Banjo MC asked me. Greetings, Mr. P.
Important question. Are you a salted peanut or just a peanut?
Just a peanut. Salt is for the weak.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Just go back on station. Good work.
Hold on, man.
I'm gonna bleed a little bit.
What are we doing? What are we doing, Hodge?
The loadout is not safe.
What are we doing?
Just the heads up.
What are we doing, Hodge? What are we up to?
What? If we win this game, I'll whip my cock out of lab on steam.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die today.
I don't want to die today.
Hey.
Fucking exploit locked in it.
Bad guy, I hit you, bad guy.
There you go. Get those crates. Yeah, yeah.
Got that time up.
Oh shit, they're on you.
What do you know what to go?
What do you know what to go?
Oh, shit.
Shit, watch out.
I got you, but I'm honest.
Tell me why.
Wait, you didn't fly the helicopter?
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
What's going on guys?
Oh look at me guys!
Look at me!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Look at me now boys!
Look at me now!
Hop in!
Hop in!
Hop in!
Oh
Fatal mistake was made a fatal mistake. That's okay. We need that chopper anyways
Okay, I can use the lock in for two seconds.
Are you serious?
That was the prank.
That was for real.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
I got to my entire sentence before you stop shooting.
You said that wasn't a prank, does it, Brill?
Jesus Christ.
Follow me, guys.
Follow me, boys.
Where he's close to Hutch?
Where?
It says he's here, 3th right, Hutch is on you bro.
Where?
100% of guy on you.
Where?
Yeah man.
Where?
where I got where he's good the game by this memory oh wait that's our team
a that's my memories are TV I swear to God that's our team I swear to God I
I probably forgot he was on our team
Guys Twitter that's him not me guys guys
Okay boys locking
Oh
Oh, it's a 2B. Oh, it's a 1.
Oh, wait, it's a 1B4. 1B4. I got this. I got this.
Oh. Oh.
Let's try to get to ground.
You see that shot though? You see that shot? You see that shot?
You see that shot? Everybody see that shot? Everybody see that shot though?
That's what it's all about right there. That's what it's all about.
That was worth it.
Tell me why.
Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartache.
Tell me why.
Ain't nothing but a mistake.
Tell me why I don't want to get away.
You're calling me a wanker.
I wanted that way.
Incluxie
Solving the issue is solving the issue
He's fucking it.
He's sucking that dick.
He's sucking it.
He's fucked Clubsie.
Fuck Clubsie.
There's no way we had him leave and then he just doesn't come back.
Clubsie is sucking that dick.
Did he say that he was coming to join?
This doesn't Tim live like close to close.
He could get Tim to go over there and wake him up or something.
I never really know where close he is.
I think he drove to Utah.
Oh, wait, no, he's kind of like a new Jersey.
He's a new Jersey.
He's kind of like a cat outside of the 7-Eleven that you befriended.
You don't know when you're going to see him, but you're going to give him
a little bit of catnip every time you do.
Yeah, a little bit of catnip.
gonna give them like one like one
when he misbehaves take him out
whatever you do with squirrels
alright guys that was the best
seven eleven that's perfect well he's
in squirrel no well you change it to
Oh
I take it back I don't want to be a son 2.0 here
Girls you can snap you can snap the day
I'm lucky
One down, one down, two down!
One more, one more over there!
Too much, too much!
Oh, too much, too much!
We've got ten squads active in the field.
A red one!
BLOOM!
Oh, fantastic!
One down, the other one, not so down.
They sure revive themselves?
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Oh, quick, watch, oh, quick, watch!
Oh, coming up, oh, oh!
Fuck!
Watch, please, save me, please!
Sir, sir, don't kill me. I have a family. I've got two dogs.
I got a theater. If you kill me, they're gonna starve. I've got two dogs.
Please, please, oh, God, oh, God, please, please, I'm not just a being.
I'm part of the United Nations. I'm just, I'm part of the media.
You shoot me. That's a war crime. That's a war crime.
Oh god. Oh, no, what if you're Canadian they won't even care sir sir
Oh
Do you please I'm begging I'm begging for life
I'm sorry about it. Are you really out of time?
I don't know why he came to me that was a bad situation to come to.
Stupid decisions.
This isn't bad.
I locked in boys, lock in it.
I
Was on back nothing's here to shot me
I'm sure he's gonna move your belt and your shoes.
Fucking.
Get ready.
I'm coming boys!
I'm coming!
Come around me, come around me.
Perfect.
Perfect.
I'm coming boy. I'm coming
Fuck you
This is we're goofing around we are liking you're liking
You're liking you're like it right here
now we're even oh oh my oh yeah least we're still alive that's about it at least
we're still alive we're still kicking
Oh, you did boys lad, you did.
Oh good shot, good shot.
I knew you could do it.
Oh, Niko!
Bitch.
This is so coming from
Okay, you guys safe
There's my little pookie safe
Mr. Brooks, Mr. Brooks, are you safe?
Are you about to walkie-siefe?
He's not responding to you calling me poochie.
Take that, hooligan!
Gotcha!
You want to talk to me, talk to me about my code name.
Skinny Peter.
Skinny Peter, Skinny Peter, are you okay?
Yep, Skinny Peter's here, Skinny Peter's okay.
Skinny Peter's okay.
Okay, okay.
I'm in next.
Lock him.
Put your...
You dropped down for a floor.
It's a big mistake, big mistake.
Hey, what's going on?
It's good to see you.
We're gonna go back up.
Oh, dude, I should have done that.
Made a big mistake, and I brought you down here with me.
I apologize for that.
I think, I think.
Chubby.
Yeah, yeah.
Watch out, baby.
Watch out, baby.
Watch out, baby.
Watch out, baby.
Watch out, baby.
Watch out, baby.
Watch out, baby.
Watch out.
I'm up in 15 bees are hit boxes hit boxes
Oh dude, give me some signal stuff.
I'm locked in, I'm locked in, I'm locked in, I'm locked in.
We're shaping. We're shaping over there. We're shaping over yonder.
We're totally shaping.
We've missed the shaper man.
Oh, give me that. Oh my god, I'll be in the first of our current gun.
Welcome, welcome.
the game dude. Where'd he go? Where'd he go? What the hell? There was a dozen in there!
I'll get the rest of that for you, tank man. Get hot.
I'm up in 10 minutes. Jesus Christ.
You're alive. I used his last 30 more seconds for me.
Maybe finish a couple guys off. It'll help me get there faster.
You're not yourself other guys. Oh
Don't you dare don't you dare not all they got me? Yeah, I can't I can't I'm coming out coming boys
Don't you worry
I
What this is what I mean somebody help this rich rich rich
Okay, you did not help me you hurt me
Okay
Guys I know what you do. I know what you have to do. I know we have to do I know we have to do
I don't even know.
Oh, god damn it.
God damn it, guys.
I had him do the burpees in front of me.
God damn it, bullet, I can't stand.
You controller spam left my...
...feet of death.
Yeah.
I fucking hate this guy.
I fucking hate this guy. I hate this guy with every atom in my feelin' body.
I hate this guy.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. I hate this guy. I hate this guy. I hate him.
I hate him.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Guys, is there any way we can contact this man?
Does anybody know if there's anyone in the vicinity of this man?
He
How have you not ran into this yet
Guys we need literally one of the best players of all time and the only two guys that I know would be clumsy
see it like shroud like double left okay listen shroud would get fucking they
would do the Haka on this man's fucking butthole you sure you think you think
shrouds gonna pull up and fry and fucking research yeah I think you should have
pulled it right brother I need to get fucking railed you're about shroud
I'm not going to be a bad bow.
Yes, he will get railed.
Okay, I'm texting.
We need we need clocking.
I'm texting.
We hold off a closing.
You're actually texting.
Should I take it?
We need real backup, man.
Shrouds like a counter strike.
Like anything with a mouse and key, you know.
the universe hangs in the balance.
Now we need like a, we need like a coffee, we need a-
Oh, we can get Double Meat.
Double Meat's an absolute demon
in anything he touches.
Double Lift, like the League of Legends.
Yeah, Double, yeah, I'm telling you,
that guy touches the game,
give him five minutes, he's the best.
Or Timmy, or Timmy.
These are all big keyboard mouse guys.
Yeah.
How do you know?
Skump? We get Skump still in his prime or no?
Now you're talking. We're fucking talking.
Skump?
We get Skump in here and we'll be just fine. I mean I don't know, it's 1130.
Wait, what's Skump's real name?
Uh, so I'm in a server that- that-
Seth.
Okay, that- okay, I'm in a server called Seth's Hangout. Okay.
Okay.
Perfect.
All right, okay. Okay, how do I- okay.
The Z laner formal would be great
You want what you let's let's keep it. Let's keep it closed see surround dummy for now
If not, if none of those guys respond
Okay, he's on my friends
Okay, you might join you never know okay, okay, okay
You're honest you don't formal said to me like six months ago
He said you could beat me in Call of Duty any day of the week.
You're the better gamer.
He didn't say it.
He did.
He did say it.
He did say it.
He did say it.
And I said, listen, are you sure?
He goes, I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
And I go, why do you think that?
And they go, I've heard the tales of the LeBron James of Call of Duty.
I've heard the tales.
And I go, that is me.
Everyone calls you that.
Literally, I'm one call you.
The LeBron James of Tarkov.
You're not a LeBron James of Call of Duty.
I'm also a college fucking guy that I'm clean the court in between shots with the little squeegee
I'm gonna come in your butt make hunts suck it out
I will not be disrespected I will not be disrespected
I will not be disrespected where I would not be just a streamer. Well, that's always wait
He's a demon at apex. He needs to be the card to who's you play with?
Is he good at college you need to or no, oh, he's playing the beta like like the MP beta. Oh sure
Let me text back. Let me text Max
He said get a dashy he said get dashy
You play you know we should get that we're gonna be takes maximum takes max fish
I'm telling Max actually no he said the I know yeah, we played apex
What you cook me cook
Hmm
We go here's something here's an idea what my mother just said call the doc
We guys did what do you guys think?
Huh which one I think you know what?
What?
Okay, well that's a guaranteed win.
That's a guaranteed win.
You know what guys?
Listen, listen, as we let our messages marinate, let's run another game.
Put us in there.
Put us in there.
Let's let our messages marinate.
I'm gonna be honest guys.
I would rather eat glass.
And I know I'm a hit with a fat joke by Pete.
glass. And I know I'm a hit with a fat joke by P. But I would quite literally rather you
beat the fuck out of me. It's not even that I don't enjoy the game. It's just like after
like us three right like we still have it. No, no, no just after playing video games
for 13 hours and getting slide canceled burped and then fucked in my ass is just
I'm not saying I don't I don't enjoy it. It's just like she said he would play this guy's a fucking like nine-time
Call of Duty champion just ready to roll pick up dashi pick up another cod pro you guys run it no
I'd just hang on I will do it. I have two children
Oh no, you guys see that?
Hudge plays video game for 12 hours a day.
Oh my God.
Guys, guys, can we go, I'm sorry your job is hard hud to the chat.
Can we get a, can we get a, oh my God, can we get a,
oh my God, I feel so bad for hud to the chat guys.
Oh my God.
Well, now that you put it that way hud.
Oh my God, you need some rest.
You need some rest.
That's what you need.
You need some rest.
You need some rest.
You are so brave.
I'm so brave.
How do you take Sundays off, Pete?
That's your bait.
To realign myself.
OK, to realign my chakras.
To realign my chakras.
No, no, not because I'm tired.
Not because I'm tired.
It's to realign my chakras.
It's to realign my chakras.
My chakras get unaligned, and my chakras get unaligned,
and I have to realign my chakras on Sundays.
I have to realign.
I have to realign my chakras on Sundays.
I have to.
I have to.
Listen, do you think someone looks this sexy
without some downtime?
I need my beauty sleep.
I need my beauty sleep.
Listen, you're already gone.
Okay, just take one look at your Jabba.
All right?
I'm trying to make some beauty sleep.
It's a job.
I'm trying to think of that guy's name, but I think that's too far.
I'm going to hold it.
You save for later?
No, I'm not saving for whatever.
Do I just rip it?
Do we just start?
Oh, rip it like start the game.
The optic form, is this to do with the longer hair?
Yes.
This is the guy who said I was bad at hand.
The booty ranges have a grip on me. It's not super firm. No, it's not super tight when it's firm. It's not super tight when it's firm. It's firm. It's a firm grip. It's a firm grip and it's only 10.30.
So we have to lock in. We have to lock in. Okay. You know what? Coastie's gonna be back in an hour and 25 minutes. Anyways. I've never seen him this is Slur Saturday.
Oh
I
What the hell he said he would never play this what can I say guys what can I say?
I definitely said that I definitely said that I
I 100% said that for sure in a non-joking manner. You got me. But guys, what can I say?
They're paying me. So, you know what I mean?
Again, this is all for community purposes. I want to get you.
They're paying me. I get this all for community purposes. I want to get you.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you. All right, let's ride!
I
Wait form was on our team
Nice form was on our team
Yeah
What
Hey, why is he the discord?
Why is he weak? Why is he the discord?
He's gonna join it first
Yeah, we're just doing my discrepancy for books. We don't know for what is that mind of mine?
No, I think another guy
Fuck you off big formal
The first words I've literally ever said
I was literally the first mortal of words that I've ever said to this man.
Oh, it wasn't it?
Watch this boys, lock it in!
I'm just kidding, Optic Formal, I would lick horse-riders out of your un-circumcised penis flaps.
Alright, I think we have a mutual understanding.
I
Fuck me formal
Fuck me
Guys first impressions are everything you gotta lay it on deck you mean
You're late you're late on thick you're late on thick if I do some sort of a freak is something oh now
Not for a pianist not for a pianist relationship
This is some season
I
Did say that I did say that oh
Well, let me take you away from all this
Troubles of daily life. You don't deserve this. I
Can make you happy
Hello?
Hello?
Warble?
Well, what up, man?
Oh, no way.
Hey, Mr. Pope, why are you doing it?
Hey, guys, what's up?
He's hanging around.
We need your help.
Let's go.
We need help.
Oh.
I'm the leader of the T on the team leader
We're returning to the front.
Well, no.
They've never let people in.
It's just what he says.
People do not listen to these sheathens.
They have no idea what they speak of.
Yeah, we were never lied to you.
Well, I would never lie to you.
I would never lie to you.
I have an effigy of you in my room.
The pictures of you.
Not just public ones, too.
Private ones that I've taken whilst talking to.
Fourth light is redeploying.
Well done.
I
Listen you see you form what you see. I just don't listen to me
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was telling everybody remember that time you and I were having that discussion and you said, you know
I think maybe better than me a call duty. Do you remember that?
What? You said what?
Remember that we were having that discussion in Italy?
Just after we had croissants, we were sipping on red wine and you said,
peanut, listen, don't tell anyone this, but I think that you might be better than me at Chrome, dude.
Do you remember that?
I do remember that.
Oh my God.
Well, you heard it in your first talks.
What a simple leading time.
What a simple leading time.
I remember that day.
Thank you so much, Formal, for trying to make my friend feel not a terrifying game.
Alright.
Okay.
Formal, okay, speak slow to this one.
he gets angry if you speak fast. Yeah. I'm not a little feral. If you use any word over
four syllables, be careful. Be very careful. That's okay. All right. And cherish him too.
You got about two and a half years till diabetes takes him. Very careful.
He's got literally, he's got food in his mouth right now formal literally right now.
So what, leave me alone. So what, jackass?
I speak the truth, let me speak to the people.
Let me speak to the people.
The people need to hear what I have to say.
I don't think I've ever seen anything like this
during the period of all those chicken lips that you got.
Okay.
Like a chicken's ass.
And chickens don't have lips, they have feet.
That's why I said chicken's ass.
Chicken lips, chicken's ass lips.
Okay.
okay that's not kind that's not that's not i that's not okay you're giving um attitude you're
giving um attitude that's not very kind to say um you're giving um disrespect um you're giving uh
disrespect what i mean is well basically okay yeah basically that's all i
What did I say? I eat my greens.
Nice. Thank you.
We have only dropped R&D for 15 hours.
Yep, yep.
R&D.
Not one!
Is this the place? Is this the spot?
Yeah, it's a good spot.
Eh!
Just like 15 hours?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just like 15 hours 15 hours
Hold on now we might be up to something we might be up to something boys because you can already you can see them
You can see the energy ship, you know
I'm telling you now that for sure I'm cooking I'm cooking he's but he's bought that aura with them
It's not it's not that just he's gonna help us. He's gonna help us help ourselves with the aura right?
I haven't put like any other shit dude
Don't worry, but it's good to care you're you're you don't worry
You need to play much
There's people on the roof
How are you enjoying?
Excuse me, it might be your last day to enjoy.
I'm fit the opposite of what Flow State is, whatever the opposite of that.
I'm actually kind of picking it back up, I'm not even lying.
I'm picking it back up. You see this boy? I'm gonna pick it back up boy. I'm not dead. I'm not dead
This is gonna fucking serious this guy in this big
Yo, please come check this out, bro. What?
Go Joe with a smiley
All right, it's for all that
two two two two now looks like he was just a month as well
okay I walked outside yeah that was your mistake that's your first mistake
You don't have to walk outside
Luckily for you guys the guy who killed me is quite literally Helen Teller and his name is also
I don't know why that's lucky for me
All right
We figured out where he is.
We figured it out, we piece it together.
And a bit.
And a bit.
Okay, where's that little fucking blue box, huh?
God damn.
Alright, alright, alright.
Johnny, I just sometimes I just shoot in the guy
and like ten seconds later in the middle of shooting
I just get bored and I drift off and think about some of the stuff.
My aim isn't that good.
Oh
Oh
I
I'm hacking that I'd read it guys put that on reddit guys. I'm hacking put that on reddit put that on reddit
Oh, it's just an enemy soldier incoming.
He was fighting someone right here.
Here we go.
Take cover!
Get down!
Just ran by him on the staircase.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, it's just so scary.
He's spooky.
How does the enemy nearby at the bottom of my screen, how near is that?
Is that like really close?
How close is that?
By the way guys,
guys. I just hit a clip that made it look like I was hacking. But the real reason it
happened was because I was so bad that I missed the door I was shooting at by like four feet
and shot four feet to the left of the door and that is how it went to the behind that part of the
door. Perfect. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I think anybody who's using a controller
should be lined up on a wall and beat the fucking shit out of them.
In the game, of course.
In the game, of course. In the game. In the game.
I'm wearing a pulse for this bad.
You'll say that.
Enemy's just walking into the area.
I'll say that.
Oh.
Re-honoring.
Ha! Take that!
Who again?
I'll shoot the rest of that squadron.
Good God.
Get hunting.
I have six bullets.
Oh that's pretty good good work.
Fuck you.
I thought you were going for it.
God, oh god.
What's the other guy sniping on him?
I'm going to sniper two.
Where is he?
Oh fuck him.
Oh that lucky bastard.
I'm for dead.
Nice.
Surgeons we know is ending.
Pretty good guys
I like our pace right now
We're down in guys
You bastard
You're fighting for the top five.
Your squad mate is redeploying.
Well done.
You'll find out from that hill.
I'm sure they'll believe me.
I need to push that out.
Keep your people, keep your people.
I'm just going to go to the left.
Okay.
I like it.
You guys are quack you be just a nimble
Oh
It's a risk. Oh, oh my god
My god, you give me the boys
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm here
Oh
Groovy oh
Top right yeah, that's how I was just about to say that maybe
Oh
Fuck you
You didn't know what to do!
I spiked!
The affluent willful would be very happy if he could.
Thanks, Max.
I threw it just like on the front door, kinda.
What's going far, right?
I'm coming! I'm coming!
We're winning!
We're the winners! We're the winners!
It was all because of me!
It was all because of me!
Oh my God!
I would like to thank my mom, and Jeffrey, Donna, Agent R Block,
who helped me follow my attacks in these great guys.
Alvin, Lucy, oh my God, Lucy, oh my God.
Oh, she works out at the Wendy's.
She always gives extra sauces without me even asking.
Oh god! Oh my god!
Wow.
Wow.
You deserve that shit.
Thank you.
That's a lot of fun, Wade, right there.
Thank you.
No lie, though.
Peeta, do shit.
I did everything.
I did everything.
Formal, literally, just Discord BME and said,
Peeta, wow, you really clutched that game.
We wouldn't have won without you.
And to that form I see, you know what?
You're right.
You're just, you know what I mean?
Probably a great player formal you're never wrong. That's why I like about mr. Formal. That's why I like about mr. Formal
Okay, oh my god
Or what you always should do build a ball pit and go in there naked together
Or like or just or like maybe go bowling or something or just anything to spend time together whatever. I was an example
You don't like the ball pit idea, man. I don't like the ball
I'm down a ball though. Oh ball. Just a little bit ballin. Yeah, a little bit ballin a little bit ballin
Little bit ballin or the naked ball. We'll just have a good
Be honest with you guys go ahead. I'm not kidding
I was eating these pistachios
And it says 160 calories so I do
a lot of calories so I ate the whole bag. I didn't realize that's per serving and there's
nine servings in this bag. I'm not just down like two gallon of calories with pistachios on accident.
That's 1500 and I think the pistachios might have made you fat accounting.
That's a lot of calories. Those are healthy calories. Healthy calories.
I was like I was sitting here and I was like fuck I can eat these all night.
This is not 160 calories, that's nothing.
Look at him, he's got a bag, was it like a big bag, huh?
Nine serpents in that motherfucker.
You want me to send you a picture of him?
Shit, yeah.
And you're right.
I'm doing that.
Yeah.
Shit, yeah.
You're right.
I'm so fucking tired.
Oh, shit.
I can't even see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
Why do you buy a game for a while?
Let's go.
Fuck everyone in this building.
No, man, give it to me.
Hey, I ask you a question.
What was it like winning the card,
Whatever tournament for the 19th time
Slap of the bean
I'll get the rest of that
We're lost don't know dog
Don't think about it be us. Let me get it. I'm gonna get it
I
Can be my guy with that with a helicopter come because you saw that mr. Hunter I
Got an answer to some off
Lucky boys lucky
And then right here we see
I feel like nixon's low though, enemy dropping in the air, oh jeez, are you going to get
shot over here?
Ah, perfect.
I'm jogging, these guys playing condi, they're on some type of performance enhancing
rug.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's gone.
Oh, I don't know.
Good.
Something's going on.
These guys.
Something is going on with these guys.
Oh, hey, guys.
Rats and blue don't mind me, guys.
Excellent.
Just like you do, guys.
You're in the path of income and control.
Get out of there.
Blind prevention.
Re-destroy.
That's what you're talking about.
There you go, there you go.
Your squad, mate, is re-destroyed.
Well done.
Oh, we got some goodies.
We got some goodies.
Did you go in the light
fuck dude
oh there's so many people on here
oh my god
not good
yep
ooh, okay
come on
type shit, type shit, type shit
where are you?
fuck
oh
oh
I need one more shot
There was two more guys other than the guys I was going out there perfect
Lock it boys lock it
Oh my goodness, this is all hot spot no one else. Oh my god. Oh my goodness guys
I'm checked. I'm checked. I'm checked. I'm sure I'm check GG's
you know what you need math go ahead and pop one of those tasty pills you got
and let's do this thing all right mm-hmm about that that's something to play by
this soldiers have a great night have a great night what you're getting off
you're actually off I'm off I'm off I'm off I'm off wait I know just what to do
Oh, you're you're the you you're the only get a
Good night everybody get on bring in the game, bro
Why are you calling this guy, bro?
No.
The answer is hanging around, hanging around.
This guy's getting out of 100 Miss Calls for you.
That's actually insane.
Make it 200. Make it 200.
Alright bro, I'm gonna dash you in here.
Love you. Miss Call, man.
You're called.
Fantastic. You know, I hope Gokzi, I hope Gokzi.
I hope Kouzy obtained syphilis in the game of course in the game
Mr.. Daxi we got
Mr.. Formal and that we it'll be hard to lose no formal dash. He's got you and me
That's correct. Yeah, it was a dub squad. This is the dub squad. This is up. Yeah, but I'm used to carrying but this might be hard
Yeah, a little difficult you know, I mean I'm expecting a five-summer mr.
Dasty for carrying them. I'm not gonna make them do it, but I'd expect it I'd expect it
It's a quick five-summer a quick five-summer no big deal
No big deal. No big deal. Yeah
Actually, I see Mr. Ricks, you know, I actually won FPS game of the year
Thank you, congratulations.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
I appreciate that.
Wow.
Now, listen, guys, I'm just going to take a little peepee.
Just a little peepee.
Just a little tinkle, yeah.
I'll be right back.
It's just a decoll.
A tactical tinkle.
A tactical tinkle.
I'll be right back.
All right, let's fucking run!
come in.
you
drill Mercent. Hey peanut it's my
wife kirsten's birthday. Can you
please wish her a happy birthday
and a curse? Good sir.
I haven't dead! I haven't dead!
Oh! Oh, we should... Oh, it was being...
I didn't know the intro was over. I thought, oh god. Oh god!
Oh, you got me! You got me! You got me! I was pissing! You got me!
You missed the TTS! Was it a cameo? Please God, make it so I missed the cameo.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Alright, let's ride!
to redeploy formant team mate.
You're just gonna back off that.
Oh, Dashi welcome in Sam.
I was just hanging around, you know how to do that.
RDRD, RDRD boys.
Where's that, where's that at?
Hey, if we get more kills than both Dashi and Formant combined this round.
I guarantee it, watch this. Max is locked in, Max is locked in the fucking...
Oh yeah.
FUCKING!!
He already knows man.
Let's just find the man. We don't hit it.
I
See the clip are you talking about your boy when he fucking fell
Actually, I genuinely concerned for this for a second
for some writer risks. That could be deadly. The risks is directly attached to the heart.
Let me careful.
Peanut, by the way, I like how we get these two in a single person land.
Now you're safe. Now you're safe.
I
Oh
Yes, you just stay next to me. I'll teach you how to play
I'll give you some of my bro
Okay
Okay, hold on now.
Okay, alright.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so you're not supposed to do that.
You can write that down.
No, no, no, no.
Write that down, write that down, write that down.
Mr. Merckx, come at me, Mr. Merckx, come at me, please.
I have two kids at home and a wife.
I'm 75% paid off on my mortgage.
Mr. Merckx, what?
Still on, Nick.
Where you going?
You asshole!
I'M GONNA DIE HERE!
Retreat! Retreat!
It was for the greater good of the god!
Mr. Spreech, you know, give me other side! Give me other side!
Mr. Spreech, why are you here, please?
He's- oh god, he's-
Tommy! Tommy and- and Jamaica!
Oh, watch out, there's a guy lying behind me!
Be careful!
He painted it!
I don't know why you would come over and revive me!
That was a stupid idea.
Dumbass!
Oh, my goodness.
That's just like that. I
Promise you next game's getting better. I didn't even know I was like I didn't even know I was like that for real
That was that
But I'm down
14 year old Tammy and 39 year old Tom working at 8 to our block and that's the team
We're gonna work it out as a warm-up game remember how we go we actually started like this last time remember that's true
It's true. It's true. It's true. It's starting to lock in. It's starting to lock in. It's starting to lock in.
Oh, it's a warm-up round.
Well, let those guys up with a little water.
What if we're being on 110? What's the warm-up?
110. 100%. 100%.
Come on.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Okay.
Good, good, good, good.
Do you guys pay tax bonuses on or the tactical sphere?
I don't know what that means.
The tactical sphere?
I'm getting word that you know that one of you guys is hacking my but for my
texture oh oh hold on wait hacker hacker oh wait wait oh wait where mr. Berks go
wait hold on no way mr. Berks just wait hold on we need him he's kind of the
heart he's a heart he's the heart and soul heart yeah we need a short guy
with way too much testosterone hold on wait a second where you go left is let
me take a stream maybe like maybe like this out of something no he's just
left right where is it oh I know I know he's still on he's just to me let me see
it's really been left for 16 holy fuck I saw see Tuesday oh wait he's get what no
way he's getting up are you serious wait what the fuck he actually got
He actually just got off. Not even joking. Not even joking. Oh my god.
We got off. We got off.
Mr. Mr. Merch!
I read the screen just silently left.
I obliterated and not just obliterated it.
She said she was awful.
Listen, I don't know just what to do.
I don't just...
I don't know just what to do.
I don't... I don't just what to do.
What's the player here?
We'll call Closie.
Okay. I'm not even that ass for you.
Okay, hold on, wait.
Let's get straight to voicemail.
We call him over time. Hold on, we call him over time.
What's going on right now?
We need to go see, we can go see.
Yeah, he'll answer. He never doesn't answer. He's a very good answer.
If you open now, he'll answer. It's a hello Peter. What's your god, you called? Just you wait.
Yeah, well, he could burn in hell you can burn in hell and die there guys
You know what we don't need anyone we don't need anyone just fucking hop on CS
On CS, yeah, you know you're thinking about it, aren't you?
Let's get a couple of golds, let's get a couple of golds, let's get a couple of golds, let's
get one quickie, one quick warzone win, one quick warzone win, well, well, closey, you
Wakes up, eats his cereal, gets a glass of milk, and a hopscotch.
Who's the party leader?
Oh my god, this honor has been bestowed upon me.
Give all the power.
Oh my god.
I'm honored. I'm honored.
Let me tell you what the real problem was.
It was Mr. Merckx himself.
was holding us back like an anchor of a ship we tried to let out we tried to we
tried to come out of the cocoon and and and let our butterfly wings fly we
couldn't do that you know just falling in no I didn't even change anything I'm
an 80 for me no tax for just sprinting slide kids like so hard like just
definitely like I didn't say a word for the first two minutes we're buying it
just like holy fuck I look like a blackout what get it was okay no
tax for it no no no tax for it I'm actually sponsored it's kind of scary
Wait guys, can you change your name in the game? I'm gonna be oh, no, I want to be up big peanut
Can I be up to be it's a cool is it joke?
Yeah, okay. Okay. I'll change up this game. Watch it. I'll be butter. Then that will be jelly. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I be tough that be tough fucking boys fucking fucking
Let's do that. Let's get our aim down.
Okay, one down. I'm checking in the mix of the mag is loaded.
We're gonna switch up a bit. We're gonna go right.
I'm hoping he's going back now.
He's going up the stairs.
There's another guy in the circus over here.
There's another guy. Watch out.
Oh, I had to have him shit back.
Okay, hold on.
Wait.
Oh, shit.
I think my game...
Ah, close or something.
Hacking racist. Hacking racist.
I have what?
I'm coming for you!
One more in my building, one more in the building.
That was a ship brother.
Go go go!
Is there a mark?
That's the one where you hit the bomb.
I'll go investigate first.
Yes.
Investigate.
We're behind you by the way.
I'm going to go look for the bomb.
I'm going to go look for the bomb.
I'm going to investigate first.
Investigation about you much right by your own piece second anything that happened to you
He's a puppy. He's gonna take care of you
Oh, that's your house. Oh my god, there's three guys outside
I don't know if I'm on the wrong team now.
First fire test to interact.
Isn't like combat, uh, advanced or something?
I think combat events. Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, combat events.
Thought I wasn't hinting at that.
Oh, that's what the building had to be saying!
Oh, don't mind it, that was you, that was you, don't...
First off, first off...
What was that sound?
I
Got the report thing that's all handle him say that guys stand back over here with his fool
Ruth clear roof clear I cut out of them
There was so there's no loadouts
Meta is the SMG with the magnets on the left side
I
That's what that's what you're looking for.
Right behind us, behind us.
He's behind us.
We're here, we're here.
We'll just get where we are, where we just found.
Oh God! Oh my God!
Oh God!
Oh my God!
Oh God, I'm scared.
Oh, get up, let's get up.
I
Know we always mean oh, he's a naughty boy
Thank you, thank you. Thank you cock of duty is my passion
Cock of duty block cocks is my cat is my passion
Oh god enemies in the area
You see those glutes?
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
Take a decision for you.
I got my...
I got my...
I got my surgery.
Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
I
Missed your life. That's easy. It's just 25 seconds peanut. Easy make it 26. It doesn't matter to me
So you can get active now. Let's let's start flirting with it. Oh, it's all yours. Get crazy. Let's go
I think they're all down though, bro. They're just like sitting down there.
Start it!
I don't think we need to cut the all too much down. We gotta level up. We gotta level up.
Looks like fun.
We gotta get a ratchet. We gotta get this.
Cock a duty, bro.
I still don't know, I think, bro.
Is there a case over here?
what is killing me your ship looks insane
both the boat or the staircase
one of them
people, people, people
got him, got him
there he is
let's get him boys
more, more, more tangos, more tangos
everywhere
The trees
Yeah
He is
The gun with the with the mag to the lack
That's my wife, that's my wife!
I need to mess up on this, be careful.
Where's the by-station? Do we have like that UAV?
No, I think so.
We have a good view, but I don't even fucking take a breath.
What's happening?
I'm gonna stand apart.
You see your nose?
That's what my uncle taught me.
Oh god, oh my god, everybody panic!
Everyone panic!
Oh my god!
I'm fast as fuck!
Don't you worry guys, don't you worry!
Okay, oh my god.
That was so scary.
Oh, stay brave.
We're just ready for us.
I'm going to be here.
I'm going to be here.
I'm going to be here.
It's the best sub in this shot.
It's the one with the mag of the left side.
I swear.
I swear to you.
I think we're good. I'll do it.
The loadout thing is the SMG. SMG class has it.
Look for the ISO.
I
I'm not gonna go up to the right over here.
She fast, she fast.
She bitch like...
Have everything I need.
I'm gonna go to the right and get a beer or something.
Push up, push up.
It's using...
We have to fight.
We bring the fight to them!
Oh, it's a 3v1.
Hey, why would there be one?
Let's go fucking die!
It felt way more stressful.
Did, man.
I hear my enemies, I'll be...
I have to go and talk them out.
I have to think of the left.
I have to think of the left.
The mag's to the left.
You shooting at us?
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
Oh
Do work out there boys good work out there boys
You do it boys and tell it's done
My nipples are so hard oh
Was Nick the problem was Nick the problem mr. Merrick's was what hot embers in the problem
I told you and I do I want to see us allow but if possible he might be a racist
Potential potentially potentially I don't know for certain. Oh my god. You can't prove it. You can't prove it
I don't know I can't prove it, but I just something you got a gut feeling you gotta touch your gut. You gotta touch your gut. Oh my goodness
Wow
To time. Oh my god
We do oh my god. What if we want another game and we'd be the two-time back-to-back champion
Holy crap
You know about back-to-back, you know
Whoo, I don't know. Let's go. This is the one out. This is it to the back to back the back to back right here
Easy easy-deasy. But first I have to make a quick call
We're trying
Mr. Closey will pick up. I'm certain of it. Why is it going straight to voicemail though? He's
a bastard that's why he's just turn his fucking phone he's the reason for his parents to force
hell no way yeah yeah
any moment now any moment
Yeah.
You're calling.
Okay.
Okay, so I'm just,
he's probably just picking up a coffee from Starbucks
so that he's ready to play with us
so he can have a lot of energy.
That's probably what's going on.
That's probably what he's into.
He's probably literally giving the cash here
his card right now, and so he can pay up the fuck.
He'll be on like 20 minutes hundred percent hundred percent I
Would leave boy voicemails guys, but I'm kind of afraid that when I would sit there
It'll read out his number one number at a time
And then and then I will have leaked his number and then and and then someone will kill him
I
We guys wherever you call someone they don't answer does it does it still just read out their whole number
Is that like a thing of the past?
Like you're saying like their voice now yeah, cuz I was leaving them some voicemails, but I'm worried about me the number out
I'm getting where it does it does read the number out. It does read the okay
Let's switch it up, let's switch it up, let's switch it up, let's go, RDRD Guardian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Try something, try something.
Got this thing on RDRD.
RDRD.
Enemy's dropping into the island.
You're the one who's playing over there.
There you are.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Perfect.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Oh my god, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead, man.
Right in front.
I'm letting it go.
I'm going to find a way to get in the building down.
Ooh, man!
Put your bags.
You have reinforcements inbound.
They're by the sky.
They're by the streets.
Oh, god, how many are there?
He's fucking name
We have a little I'm gonna go to the seas and kill them all think tight boys
There we got kind of weak on your you select third four on you to other route to the route
I
got me good
Oh, we're back
We're going to the house
You're welcome on the first round
Landed here this month. Okay, yeah
Oh, jeez. Where'd he go?
Oh, behind me. Oh, behind me.
Oh, yeah, it's much, it's much, it's much.
Never gonna die. Never gonna die, never gonna die.
I'm like the first and second floor.
No, dude.
And there was one guy on the roof.
What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Get a spot.
Get a spot.
Get a spot.
What?
What?
What?
Oh, yeah.
How is that possible?
What is that?
Message?
Wait.
Nice.
Let's see.
I'll see.
Message in here.
Have a whole con?
A whole con?
Duty team.
What?
Duty team
Wait guys is a way. Hold on guys is is opting methods cool to the I can buy me
Are you gonna see is he like out of the opera?
Well
Not you guys, okay
I've already tried my heart. I'm putting my whole pussy into this game
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay.
Lift!
Okay.
Okay.
Methods, toilets, methods, toilets!
Dude, there's like six months without...
I'm gonna have my team whip up a new thumbnail.
We're just not doing the same thing we were doing five hours ago.
This is not the same thing.
This is not the same situation.
I had to take... hold on, let me take my guys.
Thanks, man.
Enemy dropping into the I.R.G.
Enemy dropping into the IR
All day and night if you're on tomorrow, we better jump in with us right now
I'm here for you. Wait. You
can get this one. I'm here for
you. You look kind of cute.
Get away from me. Get away
from me.
I
Like it came in the window
On the bottom floor
Oh god, oh god, they're hot. Oh god
Guys, it's not good for me
I have a quick question is um is swag part of optic he's on the enemy team this is official
Twitch account is like like the post area of like the real face plan numbers
like that area of the face there is you guys like him or no I mean this is what
it is you don't think it is what it is wait oh wait but is this twitch account
SW AGG is that his official twitch couch I think it is a she's give to me 10
subs wondering his name's optic swag no his image is swag that's a real
one? I don't know. I don't know.
I'm getting a lot of f**ks' swags in the chat.
Wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Wait. Hold on. Wait.
Wait. Hold on. Wait.
I'm buying methods first so he's welcome to join because he's got first slot but I
think he said something about playing tomorrow or something.
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Like what do you know?
You're just here for attention, bro.
It's methods.
You like when people are like, how about something we need?
We need one.
Like you're looking for that right now?
Yeah, you know what? Fuck, Mathens!
Yeah!
That's the mood you're in, Big Z?
Yeah, let's kill him!
In the game or something. In the game of course.
Wait, is he still here?
Mr. Methods is doing it for one quick game, one quickie!
Oh, Methods loves quickies.
Methods is a quickie!
Oh, God.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Like, Peter's asking for you to listen. This would be like...
This would be the team. This would be the dream team.
This is actually the fucking team, bro.
This would be the dream team.
This would be the dream team. I hear boys the dream team. Where you talking? We got to give him the discord
I don't know how to operate this person would do this is even my
This is next this word. Yeah, well
discord I believe
Well, let me hold up. Let me text Mr. Methods. I guess you guys that way do you guys have a small number? I do
column
I'm on the mic, please, I'm on the mic.
You're gonna face someone.
What do you say?
You give me a quick jingle.
You're big Z.
You're on the stream right now, FaceTime.
He actually demanded this, bro.
bro he insisted i just said he's obsessed with me you didn't know that it's a sexual tension we
can both feel we just were too he said it's a sexual tension then
okay but i've uh i'll tell him i have to send you the same thing
now you're gonna have to send uh tony the shirt who's who's tony that's it he has multiple
I don't know what my name is, Fat Tony, Shat Tony, Zinny, Big Z, I know that.
I don't know, you can tell me whatever you want.
What's his fucking name?
I don't know who we're talking about.
It's his name, but call him Zin.
Did Method say he would play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's got an alias crisis, bro.
He's going through a lot.
I'm going to send you guys all invites to my my discord.
We'll just hop over there, okay?
Okay, you get a quick
Oh, this is the dream people never gonna lose again. Oh
My god, it's all just all to my leadership. Oh, right. Let's see. Okay. Is that mr. Dassy there you go and
Then there's that mr. Formal there you go
Then I should do I should now that I think about is his name not methods on disco cuz I could have school
I have a good it is it is
this then I don't have my case right here you guys phone numbers the white
one hold on mmm you see them that you should that just go to link
we're probably going in we are you guys both in the in the server we guys
listening very fast you have this very quickly everybody's here join join
behind when he's right now right now right now right now right now right
now just behind we go go go go go go go go check it out oh shit we do
Hop them. Okay. All right. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna give you guys permission to join a channel called steamer waiting room. All right
That's he doesn't see you join the server yet. We don't wait. I see I see hi that you're welcome to the peanut powers
So, I don't know. Oh, yeah, you're in and then okay, and then
We got mr. Method. Oh
Mr. Methods is not doing it. Okay. Did you miss the formal? There you go. Oh, yeah, I'm giving you both
Mr. Studio is doing that time
I just added him on cord.
Once I add him, like, whoa.
We're never gonna lose again.
We're never gonna lose again, boys.
We're never gonna lose again!
We're never gonna lose ever again!
We're gonna win nearly every game!
And then we're gonna join the optic, and then we're gonna have it, and then we're
And then I'm gonna fall in love with Methods. He's gonna fall in love with me and these are looking to my eyes
He's gonna see Peter. I've always wanted you. I'm gonna say I don't know if I'm ready yet
I my wife died 12 years ago. I just don't know if I can move on yet. I haven't a venture death yet
The Bay Harbor butcher killed her and until I kill him
I don't know if I can move on and then he's gonna say just me now
We now under the moonlight and I'm gonna say methods. No, please and then I don't know
And then but I'll lose into my eyes a little bit more. I'll say okay methods. I want this too
I want this. Oh my god. But first we're gonna win every game tonight. We're gonna win every game tonight. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The uh, do you message for the discord?
Yeah, I think I depend on it.
Okay, okay.
We go to the server settings.
Get the rules.
Add members.
Let me get methods.
You know we have a ninja have that one discord with like all the famous people like drake
and all that and then someone leaked it so like they had to like destroy it or something
like I don't know how to fucking do roles in the discord.
I mean I've got every all the guys I believe enjoy this this this one.
I feel like you can just made a role for the the famous guys.
I've done that I should that last week. It's it's basically sound boards on repeat all laughing over each other
If you'd like to join I'm not you what's crazy is even when there's 500 people in there. I have not heard the n-word once
I'm not saying there's not a guy who would say it but in majority in mass my bugulators keep it cool
cool. They keep it cool. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. It does. The same methods
uh join the cord. Uh let me see these. Let me see. No, I'm trying to add him as a member
for the streamer role and does not say he's in all voice goes into into a
database and is stored for years did you guys message any of this group yeah I've
been I've been like getting a man I should wonder how I've been dealing with
the demons
that's
well what's going on
what happened at the bottom of the court he's in park of duo
grab him it's m dot dot dot seem done there
ok i got it
for the do it
get him get him get him
welcome in welcome in
my god we fucking did it
Well, he shits a war zone in here, didn't he?
What a night.
You guys got to break this tension,
isn't he, between you and Fina?
He doesn't know what the college year is.
Just do some re-achancement going on, Rae.
I was just to make you couldn't tell.
All I did was type in his chat once.
He got turned down on the roof, and I said, holy fuck.
And he said, Mr. Methods.
Oh, God, the tension is strong.
The tension is, oh, God, what are we going to?
Oh, God.
I'm going to take you with me for a long time, Fina.
We're about to win.
We're about to dominate the battlefield methods.
We were not in a single game.
A single game.
I know every single bad in this warzone lobby will feel rough.
We will rise from the ashes like a phoenix.
No one will defeat us.
No one will be able to stop us.
I'm going to take my stream top.
This is very different.
I was playing with a bunch of idiots earlier.
I'm going to name it, um, Cod Rose.
Oh, let's see.
Oh, Pina and the Pros.
Pina and the Pros.
You know how to pros?
No, I don't know.
You know how to pros.
Basically a pro peanut. Yeah, let's get into it. Gentlemen. I just rolled fresh out
I was cozy covers and then the fucking
Once it's strike while the iron's hot it's never been hotter
All right, oh wait, are you in? Okay good good good
Almost done here. Oh this guy probably gets strange like the all fuck
I probably get slaughtered well, I'm usually pretty bad at video games, so they just expect me to die anyway
So it actually kind of helps a little
I was playing earlier with Tommy and I was frying it's actually fun
Okay, all right. We're good to go. I like the map yet, but I
You're about to see destruction unlike you've ever seen before ever in your entire life
You're about to see destruction like you've never seen in your entire life
I'm not getting worse. I'll get.
I gotta get another silly juice. Oh, it's time to get hammered. Oh my goodness.
Well, you know, make your title. Make your title. Optic peanut. Optic peanuts? Oh,
God. Why not? Why not?
That's the thing. That's the thing. That's the way this. Optic peanuts. There it is. Bam.
Just change it. Optic peanuts. But make sure it's spelled correctly. Capital O,
lowercase B, capital T, lowercase I, lowercase C.
It's very important.
SASTY!
Yeah, if you don't do anything, I'm just going to put it all in gaps.
Trust me.
I think there's going to be a U.S.
No, if I get a gentleman, I'm all in gaps.
Is this the only map that you could find?
Okay, for me.
I think so.
Yeah, he's the only map, yeah.
I can't believe Nick said he put 15 hours of this, dude.
I can't believe I joined.
Nick said it's not so high up that I joined, and he got off in five minutes.
Yeah, you just could have it.
I was like, can I just pull later?
Yeah, the last thing he said was,
dude, you need to know when he dies.
He's right, he's right, he's right.
And I'm like, dude, I'm not gonna be awful, dude.
I know, shit.
I'm like, my boyfriend's like, what the hell?
Man, good, I'm bad.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, that was nice.
Thank you, guys.
I'm just going to destroy anybody, by the way.
Great idea.
Yeah, bruh, that's fine.
How long have you guys been playing?
Seven hours.
I've been playing like 30 minutes on this shot.
Absolutely.
I think the same like walk at the same light
I see you if I see how you act you know what you actually
Jesus Christ!
There's a maniac, there's a maniac up there!
I'm top, I'm top, I'm top, maniac in the crack!
Oh!
I'm here Pino, I keep fucking shooting brother.
I knew that he was hoppin' and jumping around!
I could, I could shoot him!
Should we wrap this up and down again?
Oh Jesus!
Oh, those are the good guys.
Lock him.
What's going on, man?
Hello?
Oh, we got it! We got it!
Oh, we got a couple!
We got a couple!
Ah, we're starting to lock in boys.
We got a couple! We got a couple!
I got them all. I got you.
I got you.
I
good work team good work team what do you want to eat do you want to eat
right behind right behind here
one shot one shot
don't worry i got you guys
i'm back door i'm related
i'm burning up
that's what it looks like hey what's on the bed of the m4
I know I
So the hot her horns pretty good
Where's it
No more say no more
Oh boy, I'm alive, let's run!
We're dead boys, we're dead!
Oh no, no, come on, come on, come on!
Holy shit.
Hey!
Keep moving, keep moving!
What's that?
It's a job, it's a job.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
Ah, perfect.
Oh my god, what the fuck is going to force out gang is gone
No, it's gang is gone. You got who do you mean?
Sucker
Oh
I'm just gonna stop like this.
There you go, D.
He's landing right over here.
Hey, how you doing?
Oh my god, man.
On top of me.
Oh, right here, on the left!
Get him!
On the left, yeah.
On the left, buddy, buddy.
He's down, he's down!
Oh, dude!
What is that?
Speed up.
Excellent work, Mr. Jackson.
I'm still here.
Back here, don't worry about me.
You take your time.
I saw a penny on the floor ahead of search.
I'm still coming.
Look.
All squad mates are in the same spot.
Chezzy, man!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Peanut!
Oh my god!
I can give you some offline lessons if you want.
I'll be there in a second.
Wait a minute.
Peanut got him.
Yeah, I got him.
your squad mate is redeployed well done
what is this?
you'll be attacked by an enemy squad
I'll get my loot alright
BAM!
enemy de-
I never steal loot
I never steal loot
oh, the heck is this gun a good one?
I think they're just gonna say this snipe is not yo-
I think they're just gonna say this snipe is not yo-
accident!
accident!
accident!
go do it
oh
okay, well here
well, I think they're not
I- I- I- I gotta get out easy!
You look like you needed that kill more than me!
I did this for no reason.
I did this for no reason.
Um, what if he had? Nice.
You gotta fight, brother.
There!
I'm coming boys! I'm coming! Don't you worry!
What are you gonna do?
Just want to make back on station.
Good work.
That is fine.
Oh my god! There's a very handsome gentleman!
Chiseled jar!
Six pack abs at the top of this billybee camera!
Please come in.
Okay, they're just...other everywhere.
Well, they're everywhere.
Tomorrow I get to go to a ranch and catch cows.
Congratulations, Diffie! Congratulations! Congratulations!
Oh my god!
A cow! I was playing with one earlier.
Then he had to go wash all my blood under his wine.
Yeah, are you like this? You shot him a bitch
You know
Over here, right? I don't know where the fuck they are over here
There's no large up on me you see if you need what?
Going in boredom's gonna win
I'm not losing it, I'm not losing help from everyone.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Yeah, I'm literally, I haven't lost like a, like a
I'm coming down, I'm coming down, I'm coming down.
Oh my god, they're mine, I'm dead.
I need that shield.
Got it.
Good man, Big B.
Oh my goodness.
I need a good sniper.
Perfect, perfect gun.
Oh my god.
Hopefully those beams didn't steal it.
We'll go back and we'll go back.
Oh.
Like it's the I2.
I'm not dead, I'm not even dead.
Good eye, good eye Mr. Desi.
Not dead, I'm not dead.
Impact warhead? What the fuck is that?
Our strategy is the same, let's stay close, alright?
That's right, oh, I'm on the back.
There's a lot of guys in here.
A lot of guys.
There's three of them in there.
No!
I
I'm coming boss. Don't you worry about her
The guy don't move
What
She were fucking waiting for this is it? I got you boss. I'm gonna bring you all back to life. Don't you worry?
It's not the case
I'm gonna choose. I'm gonna choose to be his story clutch
had that match in the back it was stream sniping racists that would just get
prove it we just get through it potential racist potential racist that is
what happened there that is what happened wow oh god okay okay now it's time
for the real match now the warms over the warms over now it's really time to
get down to the nitty-gritty
I got my cool new thumbnail for YouTube with us four as a family in it.
I think I got it dubbed.
That's very nice.
She was such a happy family.
Such a happy family.
Such a happy family.
Delay your stream?
No!
That's a stupid idea.
You're a stupid man with stupid ideas.
No.
No.
Two hour delay.
Oh, watch out there.
Let's do a five hour delay.
God, this isn't even live right now.
I recorded this yesterday.
And now I'm live streaming it from a video.
I'm not even here right now.
You're not even here right now.
I'm not even real.
I'm not even real.
Can't call Clogsy?
You know what?
We don't need Clogsy anymore.
You know what?
I'm giving up on Clogsy.
I'm giving up.
You may get 15 calls from me,
but 15 calls where I draw the line.
It won't be a 16 call. I'm dead serious.
I've never since I joined, right? Everyone's playing their gameplay kind of.
Oh! No, I'm dialed in. Listen, I have so many chats right now saying,
wow peanut, you are dialed in right now?
Wow peanut, I've never seen you play this good. Wow peanut, wow.
And they're all first time chatterers. They're all just like...
Yes. Yes.
It's actually impressive.
First time chatterers, yes. And they're all saying the same thing.
There's like a hundred guys that need literally exact same messages.
Not a single letter off.
oh it's fantastic boys let's be fucking great come on oh yeah but to say the
enemy wouldn't expect let's go R&D switch up a little bit fucking guys
It's a nice target to bring him back from
We're going R&D
Well, I already got my favorite weapon in Java in Java. So for these bitches
Is the thing with the weapon or the aim of the son? Yeah, we'd be a still after some reason
who at the x5 is SMG?
do the SMG yeah!
it's like an Italian or something
they deal you to put the mags on the left side
instead of where they smoke you know
AK's OP by the way bro
I'm gonna have to go up
seems like fucking up there
yeah I'm grabbing
gonna catch some flow over here
you know I'm gonna with you bro
I already have what I would want
I have what I would want.
Oh yeah, Matt's here for Flo, dude.
They're above us.
Yeah, and they're also down below us, I'll tell you.
Reckon, Reckon, Reckon, Tina with you?
Whoa!
This guy's looking so besot.
Yeah, I don't know. Why'd I go to skin like that?
Maybe Thonny's to get on bow?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, he's got me.
Gotcha.
Oh, god, go, go, go, go!
There's two to shoot!
Like all scammers, sure.
I'm coming.
He's dead.
He's up down. He's great.
He's trying to get away.
I'm coming.
He's dead.
He's over here.
He's going to freak out.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
Tommy.
I don't have a missile gun.
Oh, I just died in the war.
You can move on. I'll take that.
Really?
Oh wait, I'm the edge of this fucking...
I just got watered on me, like I'm nothing.
I was cracked in there.
I'M GOING IN!
Swapping back!
We're all gone, man.
JUUUUD!
I'm not behind you for my good joy.
Upstairs, upstairs.
Are you over here?
Stop, you're down!
There's shit!
Enemy's destroyed!
You get trapped!
I'm down there right now, man.
You're over here?
Back?
Yeah.
You're cracked.
I'm letting up.
But don't give me the opening!
I've been signed those check mark boxes at the beginning my apologies. I'm back with integrity. Oh
More tangos
Take him! Take him! Take him!
On the end.
There it goes.
I got fucking died.
Go on the roof! I'm gonna push up to the roof!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Oh! I'm so dead! Oh, I'm so dead!
Oh, I'm so dead!
I looked away the wrong time.
I looked away the wrong time I did was you!
You got me killed!
Yeah!
This fucksucker. He's down, motherfuckers.
I'm coming!
No, there's two on the roof.
You see that through the wall?
I saw the scan.
Left, left, left.
Left, left, left, left.
He's on the roof.
He didn't come out.
He's not in the tank.
He's on the roof.
Okay
There's more here than I can land it in here the punch the punch
Let's do it also
Why'd you step in there?
He's running. He's got him.
Team white.
Oh, look, it's over there, dude.
He's got a dirty eye up here.
One of them is up here.
One of me, one of me!
Got him!
Three, two, one, go!
Oh, crap.
One down, one down.
No!
I'm pretty sure I'm just rockin' with the worst shit in the lake.
One down, one down!
Two more, one down, two more!
Oh
The flow we can't stay stay up for too long because it all the flow will leave our bodies. Oh
My chocolate chocolate brothers went up the stairs first Bruce then peanut
I was just hanging around. Just kind of feeling out the room. See what was going on.
But let me tell you, there was a party going on up there. There was margaritas, a
punch bowl. They had chips laying out. I thought it was just me one guy jerking
off in a corner, but they had a whole Mariopte band up there. Ridiculous,
ridiculous. Next time, next time we'll know. Next time we'll know. It's a
learning moment. This is a learning moment. What can we learn? That's where
I like to say whatever I lose. What can I learn? I learned I hate that
guy that guy's a racist and maybe other stuff too maybe maybe maybe could be a
sexist too who knows it could be anything we'll find out later I'll do all
around the numbers definitely ways to thank you thank you
look if like every gun it's just it acts every gun treads I'm tight it's the
I'm trying to get that gun with the man to the left.
I've been looking for it dude, I can't find one.
You see, it's in the loadout.
I actually really get to the accident.
The SMGs, I don't even know.
I know one of you guys just said the AK's better.
Anytime someone has an SMG and I don't, I lose.
You do get melted in this.
I've got to kill really fast.
I have to go back to the war zone, stand by for deportment to the war zone.
No Washington in the church, no Washington in the church.
We have no reliable.
You take your communism elsewhere, pussy.
I'm done.
It's a free stream home of the brave home of the brave and land of the free
But switch it up Rd
There's a lot of people here
One was that control of pistols dude
I'm gonna do it
Push it, push it
I hear him just point a Bruce, fly mark
Can I buy any other kind of weapon?
Oh, where?
There's pistols
I got one down there, yeah, I'm down there
Yeah, okay
Okay, alright, master
Okay, alright, master
Okay, okay. Where's the Yeager?
This is an ambitious land, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You ready for a VP out?
Yep.
I don't have any guns.
I'm not your Bruce.
You guys asleep?
Oh, Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.
Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.
guys got to an airstrike holy crap oh my god
holy crap oh my god oh my god oh my god that even goes very well that's not a good one
Go kick your ass!
Why everywhere dude?
What the fuck just happened here?
Did you see that?
He took me hostage from the front!
Yeah, that was crazy.
Like he just like forced it like...
That was absurd!
But I didn't see what I was like...
Oh my god, that's what a tonic can do.
I'm trying to be quick, dude.
Trying to be quick, dude.
Trying to be quick.
Cheers!
Cheers everybody!
Yeah, you can pistol a mother fucker run past your mother fuckers
I'm playing no doubt. I can tell like let's just start right now. I'm just gonna horse it like
Now stay alive
That's lucky we need the brain
Another speech I think the valor of a thousand sons
We will show them steel in which they have not seen wits before.
Rockin boys.
I'm lighting a big, I need a bow.
I gotta shot these in if they get too close.
I got two. I'm dead though. There's two more in that roof.
Don't worry. I'm on it. Stand back.
All right, what you watch out?
Broke him, broke him, here you go.
I got a lot of bugs.
What are you looking at?
Are we winning?
Kind of.
Oh, I was coming.
I broke my legs.
Got one, got one!
Bunked him, Bunked him!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, God!
Oh my god!
Jesus!
I don't know what's going on.
Jesus!
Alright, I'll find my way out of here.
I'm gonna give a fuck.
We got lucky, we got lucky.
Planet in the woods, down there.
I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
Silly rainjazz!
A firm grasp on me.
Don't tell the other guys.
Son, no Luda, no Luda, no Luda.
No Luda.
No Luda.
No Luda.
There's one screen.
Don't tell the other guys.
I
Don't want to work on dishes
Yeah, that
In the trees what we're plotting we're planning over here be methods. We're in the fire. We got a scheme
we're making a
multi-level marketing scheme. Peer bid, peer bid business.
We're gonna sell vacuums, but we're gonna, we're not gonna actually sell vacuums.
We're just gonna recruit other people to sell vacuums.
And then those people are gonna recruit other people to sell vacuums.
Tell me your task, man.
I got you. I don't, okay. There you go.
He's all my money.
He's all, oh god. He's got me.
He's got me. Oh god. Holy crap.
Oh god.
This is words I'm not going to write.
Oh shit. I'm gonna get in there guys.
You get to that load up
Where? You wanna go over there?
Get to that load up, A7 guys, come on guys
What the hell?
There's a guy right here, there's a guy right here
Do you know what I'm talking about?
No, no, I got it over there
Fuck you, you got something to do with me
Fuck you!
Sometimes you gotta razzle, dazzle
Strike, we're in the fight
I'ma talk to another one, bro, I'm not supposed to
Oh shit, I just found a gold version of the gun
I like oh my god
You choose you choose
Like you're not even holding a gun soldier. What are you doing? I?
Just killed a guy on the roof in a plane
You think of the death of the rest of you would even pop into poppin a poppin a poppin a man get active gentlemen
You come on boys. Come on. Hey lock it
They're all here
you know if your first auto 2 with like one of the pistols like you just start
shooting like a fucking randall the way by going to see if you see a golden
version of the sidebar
that's okay something
oh god there he is
a hooligan store it
up here?
I'm just taking over there
I'm gonna be on the double low double low I'm gonna jump I'm gonna back up
I
Don't know don't know cracker. He's gonna see me down there
Like you're left you know
I'm right here on the wall. What if you work?
I didn't rest for that. I'm watchin' watchin'
God!
I can't agree to talk about it in a private life
Oh God!
Please I have a family!
Is there a guy in the roof?
Come on
Hello
There's your entrance.
There's your entrance.
Did I hear?
Did I hear?
I don't know where I go.
Americans can't even win in baseball.
Baseball is the only...
Will we come over there?
Baseball is the only place in America.
The only person that could possibly be the winner is an American.
Are you stupid?
You're not a stupid person.
It barely exists
No, it's not no it's not no it's not no no it barely exists. No if it doesn't barely
It barely exists. It barely exists
You give me dollars are called loonies two dollar bills are called toonies
Yeah, how would you make up a better line up there is just water?
I refuse to believe the official world map
It's fake come on with a better old loonies and toonies. You're right. You're right
So we don't have a surgeon to be one
They're still no they're in this fucking room
The boss is
Many teams gentlemen three other teams
Guys you have to rest
I
Can't even blame stream cybers I say we just pick one of us and just put the blame on that person
I vote dashing
You can't just say that once I voted myself you gotta be like it got it's gotta be
No, you know what? I voted for my fault. I voted.
Yeah, my fault.
Anybody?
Anybody outside?
I think they used my fault, uh, I do think it was my fault.
I'll be the fucking shield.
Good. Good.
Okay, it's for my fault we lost.
It's not, it's not our fault. There's nothing wrong with us, guys.
Lock it.
Lock it.
I'll go get on top of whatever that guy was just on. That guy looks like he was having a lot of fun, so...
Wait, so the loadout? Like, so there's no point to hit the loadout?
No, there is. There is. You get, uh, you get, uh, break, perks and stuff, and then you can also get that SMG, and it's, it's peak.
It's a peak.
Yeah, that's why that's uncut.
Jesus Christ!
Yeah, Brandon's like a currency, Yelpro, so...
Whatever is the doctor for these kids playing this game needs to be in jail.
I mean, just the sheer quantity of methamphetamines through these kids watching games, this has
to be investigated!
It has to be investigated!
This is a problem!
This is ridiculous!
This is ridiculous.
Wait, Peter, did you play last week?
No, this is my first day I played in college.
You need like two years.
What's the pain again?
I'm not sure.
Actually hate this game.
Yeah, just messaged me.
Just how much was one billion dollars?
Again, I'm not certain if I can be sued for saying I'm
getting paid when I'm not getting paid.
So just reminding everyone this is for comedic purposes.
Not the guys who hit me.
Comming in premises, this is all fun as fuck dude.
Something to follow like somebody else is like costing us, you know what I mean?
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Winning without me, you know what I mean?
I'm not the type of guy.
Why do you say now I was hoping to see you win again, but I gotta go to bed, quick, losing it and fucking...
okay listen up buy pet pizza okay you can't this time chat with something like
that are you you and you you're an asshole firstly and secondly and secondly
I'm about to wear I'm gonna show you pizza guy you only played words on peanut
Have you been dabbing in a multi-parer, though?
No, no, I haven't, no.
No.
No.
I'm not a big fucker.
You're a big fucker.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I, uh.
Fuck, multi-player.
I'm arty.
I'm arty, arty.
What are you gonna talk about in a word discussed later?
I'm arty.
I'm arty.
I'm arty.
I made a big mistake.
I'm arty.
I got two.
Two, two, two, two.
Two, two, two, two.
Two, two, two, two.
Two, two, two, two.
Ah! Nice.
See that, Mr. Pizza?
How would you suck a pond and gargle on my bars?
Lock him.
What, he hit Marcus?
Well, I thought he was going to help.
Who let that guy have the warning?
let him go this time
oh my god and not me to do that dude put up all my gun
pop a balloon full of chululea in my butthole
I need to be punished I need to be punished I've been naughty
I
Then you're catching strange from the string summary. What does it say?
What's this?
Somebody say what is it? What is it? What does it say? What's that? What's that? Stupid robot? Sam?
You know my homies hate AI
Oh, we only use it for cheating on tests and making sexual pictures of the ogre.
Yeah, that's right. I don't know why I couldn't think of the word strike.
I don't know how I forgot the word strike.
I think we cleared this.
What is this guy up to? What are you up to, sir?
Are you one of those freaks?
Mark him in the back to that fucking tag, man.
Get out of here.
Look at him.
He just landed somewhere up.
I'm feeling it.
Reloading.
He fucked you.
One over here, boys.
Where we going?
I think I'm going to be building over here.
I think there's people here.
Enemy just dropping into the area.
Watch the car.
One in the roof, one in the roof.
Reloading.
He's low.
I'm up top of the top.
Coming up.
Taking you.
You got this guy down.
How you like that, you son of a bitch!
This is my house!
Excellent work, boys.
Excellent work.
He said no change.
We're coming down.
We're coming.
Go on, Mr. Methods.
You rebus, you rebus.
We're coming down.
You need much you need much
Holy fuck, it's like zombies.
No ammo, Matt.
Oh, staircase getting ran by the worst pistol ever made.
I don't know how to get back up there.
Don't worry boys, I'm back.
Oh yeah.
Nice one.
Climb it up there.
Yeah, come on.
Reload it.
What's your name?
Happening right now, dude.
Fucking place.
All these heads on here?
There's two guys on the floor.
Watch out, that's two.
Let's see.
That's out of the way.
Watch out, Matthew.
You're being massed.
His man bottom four
The bridge crossing
I made it dead man
Yeah, we need a couple of this
Fantastic
Oh, thank you, Mr. Shaxe
I got some more if you could help me
Zombie
Wait
Nice man
You were just in
I think you forgot um my god I think I'm already I'm here oh no where's he
where's he I'm sorry but I'm late to never be there
absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely
this mall tommy we all make mistakes in the heat passage
not always there when you call but always outside
absolutely a wizard never arrives early no late
you're not precise what you're meant to do
here comes here comes
nice
other room right here
right here
oh shot
one shot
go go go
damn
they're still alive still alive still alive still alive
30 seconds
30 seconds
oh shoot one box
that was low down save it
perfect
this is the green they talk about in the bible that
oh come on
oh come on
oh come on
oh come on
Oh god! Oh sh!t! The sun got me. Take that! Do like that, pussy!
There's more tangos on us? It does. Just gotta be right.
What do you wear?
You lose some, you lose some, you lose some.
I play through.
You lose some.
Where's the red one? Left, I think.
Right here on the street.
Oh my god, he's still here. This guy doesn't have no intention of moving.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He had a speed armor system.
Oh my god.
And a slab.
I would have put it past him.
I would not put it past him.
There's a lot of people down here.
Honestly, I'm pretty accurate.
I'm just pretty accurate, sir.
I don't think I'll let you save it.
I think they're like heading towards the workshop.
I'm safe.
Don't worry about it, guys.
Back to the unit.
Right here.
Oh, what the fuck?
Nice.
Thank you, thank you.
He's doing my part.
I get the rest right here.
I'm going to try to help you.
As well.
Right here.
He's jumping.
Hey, god!
What is this?
What is this?
Get on!
I'm on the bridge I think
Up above you
Watch out!
He's still on the bridge above you
What's going on?
Oh he got me!
Retreat! Retreat!
Fall back!
Fall back!
Fuck man, there's kids over on the bridge behind you guys
Fucking and get up
I have to be able to read it and then give him the business
It was on YouTube it was on YouTube. I was good. I was gonna be that whole thing
You know what that's an American right there
You saw it you saw it you saw anti-americans of bam boom you struck you struck
like a freight train
Good work. Good. We're so sorry. I'm gonna let me thank you work big American proud
Big American part of the night. He's so surprised. That's the same guy
Yeah
fuck
AHHHHH HAPPO
What?
AHHHHH
Thank you, Sheena!
Thank you, just Sheena!
Fuck you!
AHHHHHHHH
I got him
AHHHHH HAPPO
She let me peek
Yeah
I'mma
Are you?
As fuck practice can be
That guy takes he's the fucking man
See I'm here. Oh my god, I'm getting there
This is our moment boys there were six songs you would come to us a hundred years from now
Yes
down with all
don't show it
all over for me
just gonna fuck it
heyyyy
get in my team
don't play it
after we got past this 5 or 6 warm ups
it was nothing
you can't right through that enemy
what a hard time to burn
too easy
I'm scared the whole time I'm playing the incredible incredible incredible
incredible fucking everywhere I'm telling you I'll tell you boys here I'm out
a hundred wins in a row as I'm saying this is me really quickly this week five
wins in a row starting right now I can feel it you feel that energy in the
The essence. The essence?
The essence?
That is number one of five.
Number one of five in a row.
They're about to have it right now.
This is gonna be so simple. So simple and simple.
Elementary even.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
Simply silly.
Is there anyone else drinking on this Friday night, boys?
I'm not. I'm not.
How much do you drink and like one shouldn't you think?
Not much.
I keep it very moderate.
Very moderate.
I'm sure.
Very moderate.
Just enough.
I'm just enough to find another parent at my kids baseball game.
Not a single drop more.
Not a single drop more.
I keep it moderate.
I keep it cool.
Fires and salaries, I'll ramp it up a little bit.
30, 40% more.
No big deal.
But my doctor said, quote, a healthy amount of drinking.
Did I lie to him? Sure. That's what he said. That actually is what he said. That actually is what he said.
Okay. But I actually told him I only drink two beers a night. I didn't tell him what type of beer.
Which my beers are highly condensed without alcohol.
He's drinking those voodoo's, huh?
It's at silly ranges. But here's who you know that. As long as he said it's fine, we're good.
He gave me the go-ahead, sir.
He gave me the go-ahead. So, I mean, if I die, I'm gonna sue him.
No work easy peasy like with the reaction
Hold me together my glue my Elmer
Fucking Barry
Oh, yeah, wait, dude. No, no, dude. I've been the one doing with the mosquito. Like I have a bigger
He keeps disappearing dude, it's actually weird like that even like continuously eating like you'd actually
I'm pretty smart, but at least I was not crazy enough.
Oh shit!
I'm going back to get this mosquito family gank ya!
Get them up, gank ya in the top lane!
That's the one shitty part about the best post, it's gonna be the best post, but at
the same time it's like there's mosquitoes and shit.
Oh yeah, he's been farming, he's going back to the sub to get a couple items and
he's gonna gank ya.
Dude, it's literally that thing.
He's playing discipline, I fucking hate this shit.
100%, 100%.
Stay where they do this shit.
They get lost and shit.
Let's run!
Holy fuck.
Like maybe you go to David Busts?
Oh my God, I wanna go to David Busts, so bad.
David Busts, oh, you gotta go to David Busts.
You gotta go to David Busts and just get,
oh my God, get off Margarita and three Miller lights
and just keep going from there
and just be a problem for everyone.
Your David Busts experience is more important than theirs.
Be a problem for everyone except for yourself.
Oh my God.
That sounds incredible.
That sounds incredible.
Wait, I gotta just come in here, thank you.
You want me to move right now?
I had the purple version of my favorite gun. Oh my god, it's over. It's over for these bitches
Hopefully you guys are writing down right this time
What is that fucking big-ass trophy system dude?
What is that going on?
It's like it's hard to get you
I
Just like
You a piece of shit
That I've been wondering what that is
Yeah
Now you just stop by tell me use but I was his only hope or whatever, but I've seen that
Oh
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Oh wait, is he fucking me? Oh, no. Oh, here's five dollars slot
What no, it's all right. It doesn't concern you this is a private private scenario
How does that stuff go back?
I got you.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
I'm ready to publish your details.
I'll see you on the top.
Changing mags.
I'll go up here, fucking.
No, down low.
Kill them.
Everyone's just flying.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Bottom R&D, boys.
Bottom R&D.
Two kids.
I'm coming.
Enemy's are dropping into the area.
Watch the sky.
I'm gonna go sit in the mags.
Got a leak down there?
I think I went to the food for that's the very top staircase. Oh my god. Oh my god
These guys are being bitches right here quicko killing judge
You're re-deployed.
Give me my goodies, give me my riches!
Oh, riches, you goodies, riches, you goodies.
Oh, we're back!
Back to that guy.
Oh my God, we're excited, I'm a dead man.
He's cracked over here, man.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out.
Watch out.
He went behind you, Mr. Fulmer.
Oh, that's what, it's okay.
Yeah, let's give them the business
Oh
Oh
My god, I'm a dead man
I
Yell the other box right there
Okay, we got lucky I like it guys. We are okay. We'll get
It's time to it's time
Okay
a bunch of kids in the woods
what a look at that one
where are you where are you where are you
where are you where are you
in the winter right close up
we're outside
we're gonna get our goodies
chase begin
just like we do it now
I
You used to call me out my cell phone
Alright guys, stop!
Enemies are dropping into the area. Watch the skies.
I know we have more headshots, but I shot his cock off.
Okay, are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious?
He'd be licked out of there. There'd be gallons just pouring out of them.
I don't think it's on the map, that's just me, that's just me, but I don't make the game, I don't make the rules.
Fuck it, we're stuck here.
Nice.
Got a pocket here, another one sir.
Oh perfect, you want a sweet treat, oh my goodness, sweet treat.
Oh I really hope the guy's shooting doesn't get in, oh that would be so bad.
Oh god.
Oh god.
The center of this building was...
Right behind you, 400m, I'll provide you.
He's low on you, man.
Switching mags.
Oh no, we're getting...
Move, move, we're getting to my boy!
Look for the back two-course right.
Look for the left, look for the left.
Ledge there, find out.
Get out.
Get behind him, behind him, look for the back.
Get it!
I'm gonna do you hold on to him.
To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right, to the right.
I'm back boys, I'm back.
Cover me, cover me, cover me!
What's your say?
Yeah, let's go.
Oh no, I'm gonna leave you to my boy!
Oh, I'm gonna stay right here, stay right here.
I'm gonna leave you to my boy!
Yeah, I'm gonna stay right here, stay right here, stay right here.
You got reinforcement in back.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna load up.
Enemy soldier incoming.
I'm going in, boys.
Yeah, dude.
Get up there, get down there, get down there.
I'm going in, boys!
Shoot him!
Nice.
Fuckin' the rest of us.
That's what you think.
Is this armor safe over here?
Thanks, sir. I just got everybody here.
I mean...
The whole other team, top of my head.
Back from the back?
I'm safe over here, Luke.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Perfect!
A quick backshot to lighten them up.
There's a man right here walking in the middle.
Bad dash, bad dash.
I thought I'd start my day out with some dubious back shot from Declavius and Tyrone
and the rest of his friend group.
Let me tell you, I am nice and loose.
Very nice and loose, very loose, nice and loose here.
locked in now rather like it's not a good serious it's about to get serious
yeah you're lucky man I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm looking at you don't get off
whoa
I
Can't you get away from me?
There's yeah, there's a man on the roof and he is now he's
He's running some sort of Ponzi scheme. I don't know what's
Ridiculous ridiculous. Oh
Oh god, oh man, these guys have insane teamwork behind you guys.
Oh my god.
You might have a bi-sage.
What about the one back there?
Like, uh, the train?
It was locked to either one of them.
I locked it down, locked it down.
You want this one?
I locked it down.
Like, if you guys look over there,
like the whole lobby is on top of you.
I don't know what for.
Is that on the bi-sage?
Bring me back one more time.
I swear, I'm gonna die.
I still want it, I think you got it done.
I'll try to defeat it.
I'm gonna go to the bottom of the base.
I
SHAKE BITCH YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I'm stuck in an island, oh my god man.
So flies are right there, I got so much cash on me.
But this doesn't look perfect, flies are right there, we can land here.
Oh man, oh.
I'm in by anybody
yep
you got it done
oh my god
you got your big door way it's all on time
you understood
all the time
it's okay
I thought I got something bad here
actually it's a good one
there's a bi-station on the train
there's a fucking bi on the train gentlemen
oh my god
you got this you got this you got this
oh my god
I
Like the biggest moment of my life absolute fucking nothing. I won't lie
I'm we see I was hoping we win, but I don't know if you guys notice before we'll have a huge or a moment like 30 seconds ago
He died for us. He died for the cause of the guy in that warehouse in the gas after he died to the gas
He goes is oh my god is that optic formal? Can you hear that?
Huge aura huge
We got this is the one this is the one I hear this it is
I'm so bad bruh my knife fell big z the guys to my left I tried off. I just fucked up the yy
Would you rather do the dirty with a goat and nobody knows or would you rather not do the dirty with a goat
But everyone thinks you did and you can't convince them otherwise. Can I
Fuck a goat and tell everyone
Is that one of the options
Okay, okay, okay first one first one for sure first one for sure
peanut fucks goats but I can't prove it. You see that Instagram story with me and
LeBron James last week? Are you kidding me? Let's RIDE!
I
Know why we're losing I figured it out. I figured out
You guys are all cold and approach, but you're not you're not feeling the essence like back in the day
Because we had to sign all those agreements saying we wouldn't say certain stuff
I see we start calling them
and
And just, and just get out.
Get in the move.
And tell me about it.
Really get that call of duty moment.
Moment.
Exactly.
Exactly.
In the fucking moment.
This is where they die.
Can I get you a can you stand up here for a minute?
I roll off.
I should go off this game for you.
This, this, this.
This, this, this.
Excuse me.
Die.
Rock it boys.
Why are you going out now?
guys it's completely okay I know you has just to see those words but as of what
hour ago in slur Saturday one of the great
slur Saturday was happy slur Saturday
get it started
whatever you wrote down in your journal this week
oh god
oh look at that big gentleman oh I thought you guys were taking advantage of that
that bait gentlemen
Looks like you just got hit with a beam
I don't think I know
I'm gonna work on it
Get out of there
Fuck my hip
I don't know why he's in that corner
What a fucksucker bro
I
Had his ass bruised
One of campus style the pistol is so bad
He killed me that fast man bottom for
What is this man
For him
fucking insane there's so much it's like a brother what am I doing this is
where I get so mad when I just keep landing and I wait this guy's nice
Oh, something.
You'd rather go with the magazine to the left?
That's a guy.
That's a guy.
Behind your peanut.
I'm on the roof.
There's no time.
I'm doing something very good. I'm just spoiling the party boys!
They're all the roofed up, they're too bad Matt.
Oh, the red one's over there. That guy's weak.
Yeah, fuck you, gentlemen. Fuck you.
Fuck off, big heads.
Yeah, uh, top is fine, though.
I don't want to kill him.
I'm gonna get this building and give a stink of a fuck what's right.
Oh!
How do you like that motherfucker?
How do you like that?
X-Mags.
X-Mags.
X-Mags.
I'm gonna push him down from there.
X-Mags.
here we go thanks Max go ahead go ahead do what you do it's you know
he's me dad
you guys are not feeling too good
um where are you safe up there I'm safe yeah I've got a sight I'm fucking coming
I'm coming boys!
I'm coming boys!
Oh I'm so dead, it's over for me.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm flying to you. Where is he?
He's right at me, he's right at me!
I'm gonna die!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
I'll take care of him for you.
I'll take you to the show.
You're a good man.
See, you know what I'm about to do right now?
I'm taking a Paris, I'm taking road trips, man.
What's up with Paris?
There's an ocean between us and Paris, right?
It could be huge, see.
And we're well-traveled now, well-traveled.
Sheeeeeeeets!
You got a typical type of car you drive.
You know what they call Paris, right?
What do you say?
What do you say?
I don't know what that means in the slightest.
Trust me, that's the Parisian's word.
That's the city of love.
The city of dreams.
I was boner are people in this fucking building dude always on me oh shit on
bitch mm-hmm yeah if you guys look over me they're fucking running at me I
think
I'm good though. I'm baiting. I'm baiting. There's one guy down for the left.
Where's the one? Is that like fire? Is that like totally sweet?
Ew.
What's an Audi Audi's are really nice. Oh
My along what the heck guys
Oh my god guys every time by the way, I keep forgetting there's a kill cam in this game
So every time I'm sitting here. I think oh my god my teammates on the way
He's literally going to my location. I realize it's just a recap of the guy absolutely just putting it inside me
I love the loadout they're gonna stop playing with you
hey guys I'm pretty sure
I'm playing with my skill
breaking news breaking news guys I huge breaking news
breaking news sit down for this one
Make sure you're sitting down, guys!
Huge breaking news!
Make sure you're sitting down!
Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?
Are you a stupid person?
Alright, blow me.
Another one dead?
On the right.
Oh my god, finger my butthole.
Damn it.
On my way.
Hey! Hey you!
Hey, you fuck you! You know what? You know what? I'm leaving.
Fuck you.
This guy's just staring at me. I'm down.
Oh, oh my god.
Okay, that, I guess, guys, I haven't been certain, oh my, but that's definitely a steep sector.
He just, he's just staring at my dead body.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you. For sure, bro.
Okay, okay, I'm not just gonna be a swearer, so you can leave me out.
I was on my way out of there boy. I was out of there! Peace!
I think it's just a short film brother.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Yeah, like this one where we died after that.
Yeah, probably.
Put that top RNG.
Yeah, that top RNG.
I'm gonna get my revenge on this pussy.
LEN!
I like that. I like that. That
was the stream. I know you're
watching. I know you're watching.
I know you watch. Watch this.
Watch this. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
oh my god
let that you slut let this
five dollars
get yourself a cab
that's so one shot there
are we down to them?
they're gonna have lurk right behind us
they're too fast, they're over there
too fast
oh, that's a scam
There you are.
There you go.
Got him.
He's down. That's a whole deep down.
Come on, come on.
Gotcha.
That's your right.
He got it.
Let me go over here.
What the case?
I just died so fast.
There's two guys in there.
They're set up at the right.
This is the war series.
I
Am a victim I am a victim I need to find it out something happened to me I need an adult
All right.
Four places.
Four places is pretty good.
Four places is basically top three.
Good point.
We need to win this next game.
100% 100% 100%
I'm locking in.
I'm locking in.
You're about to see you're about to see a peanut.
You've never seen before you say peanut.
What's what's going on today?
You say peanut.
This is not peanut.
I know this is not the peanut.
What happened to the fun-loving peanut who's this who's this demon who is it?
Demon that's coming upon us exactly exactly. That's exactly what we say
Lock in was lucky. Here we go. This is the one. This is the one. This is our moment
It's a moment matter you buried right now. No, I'm actually kind of like weirdly preserging dude. Yeah, I'm actually fighting
You've been a ripping. It's like kind of weird. I feel like I've not raked up by the way today
I was like I work from 20 to 24 and I played for three hours
Yeah, I feel like you're actually acting like a bull.
That's just the poor zone.
I feel like I died so fast in this shit, then.
Yeah, you do. And nobody misses.
Are you sure they touched the aim of this shit?
Yeah, I don't know.
I just, that reminds me, I forgot to clip farm.
Guys, I hate this game, the TTK is way too fast!
Yeah, there you go.
Alright, here we go.
Now I'm going to do the fries.
Now I'm going to do the other one.
quick form of sight. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Guys, I fucking hate this game. It takes the
TTA is way too long. I can't deal with that. Damn it. You guys, you clippers, just pick
what that's everyone you like more.
For God's sake.
You're a bitch about the aimlessness.
For fucking God's sake.
Dude, what the hell? The aimlessness. I'm calling through these. I'm literally too
powerful.
Applies. I'm giving you the other one. I'm giving you the other one. There's literally
no aimessess in this stupid new game. What is going on?
I
Get both
The clippers will decide don't pick one don't pick their face
What do I get more views I would make two counts and just both each one
Yeah, whichever one wins wins. Oh
That's how you guys repeat that's how you get the views. It's the matter. It's the it's the new technology. It's
I
Kid what you guys want to keep on keep it on or you want to go somewhere else. I'll see you're right
Let's switch it up. Have you tried R&D yet?
I just fucking jumped early. Oh, let's go there. Let's go there. Let's go there. Let's go there. Let's go then
Right over here
Okay, I actually didn't go up in D.
Oh, you did?
No, I went with Mr. Methods because he definitely backs it.
Oh my God, I was just...
I was just... I was just...
I was just...
On your left roof, on your left roof, watch out.
I got...
It's not on, before this.
It's on, it's on, it's on, it's on.
It's where you pop peanuts on the case.
Yeah, I'm gonna get in this building.
Oh, shit.
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
The R&D, the R&D is on them.
Holy shit.
You hear that?
The squad mate is already deployed. Well done.
We'll see if I can hit you.
They're all scrambling now. They got a track all the way far in D over here.
They're all confused.
They're just all in ass.
It's a wish I cook and we got some good weapon
Yeah, motherfucker
I
Nice try
Thank you
And I'm getting boys locked in it. Oh, I wanted that dog bed. Oh, kiddie boys lock it in
Lock in mother fucker
One shot, bro. Nobody misses there. That's right
I don't know where the fuck I'm running like some floor panels
Yeah, you know it looks this like you're at the solar panels peanut. Oh, yeah, I'm going in
Stay back buddy. You're thinking green this year. Aren't you? I am I am
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Oh my god.
You just hang out with the ogre.
We have options for all this.
Oh s**t.
Mr. Formatari, I got you back.
I got you back.
I just want that load off.
You just want to lay mine?
Oh, I was wondering.
I was glad to go here to our left.
I'm out of here, he's dying.
He thinks he's going to rip us, I'm an idiot.
He's more satisfied.
Enemy soldier incoming.
here
bro
please take the building
oh you have the middle building
oh
trying to fuck on me i fuck on you
fuck that freak
oh man my gun is so ass
I'm just gonna let that guy get up and reinforce the team fast.
And you're just like, tuck in, tuck in, hey.
There he is.
He's just cool again.
It's okay.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I'm gonna pull him out there.
There you go.
All squad mates are in the fight zone.
That's a good boy.
That's a good boy.
Up left?
I don't even know what's shooting in there.
It's on the bridge.
He's having my deer.
I need this shot
No, the Lord is looking for some worse spot
Move, Zed and Trostle, to the right
Just gonna say I'm a honey-guess
I just got the bounty right behind you guys
I'm literally right behind you guys
Yeah, right behind you guys
I just got a bounty
Like that building? Yeah, right there
Just go right here
Was that guy mounting the railing?
Are you serious?
No, no, no
Was that what I just saw there?
Was he mounting the railing?
Oh, did he?
I know this is Call of Duty. Okay. I know we're... I know this is Call of Duty already, but I mean, come on.
Okay, we're already all scumbags for playing this game. You can't be the scumbag of the scumbags.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
We're a rat. We're a rat. What? Oh, my God.
I'm moving the little red gun.
oh shit I missed it oh that's not good so much loot in here guys
I don't know when this chaos ensued but so much loot in the bottom up there
holy shit yeah yeah we'll be back don't you worry about me back
one shot head shot man
rifle playstrap
it's popping off at the front of the flasko
flasko middle building here
let's get out
where you don't need me to buy oh my god hopefully no way I'm a dumbass 40
He's low
Fuck this weapon shit life issue you last 18 my second for me. Can you
I got me, but I stayed alive, that's all you.
I won't let you die, Vox, don't you worry.
I need a buy.
The timer thing isn't working anymore?
The timer's off.
The timer's off.
Pin it right here, one thing, or not one thing, it's right here, right here.
Got him!
Yeah, they're in the staircase though.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm so buried at home.
Oh, yeah, peanut love those shots like oh God
Yeah, oh, thank you. Thank you, sir
Please oh my god, oh my god, buddy. Oh god guys. Don't worry. Don't worry. Put me to the gates
Let's get in the truck. Oh, oh, oh my god, please. Oh god save me, please
Oh, it's a buzzer as usual
For CS next time we're trying to get it gold. I'm gonna play one more. Wait
Okay, okay, okay one more in there one more
I don't even have one more in me, but I could do one more.
This is what I gave my hip was in some moment, in some moment.
Lock and load.
We'll go ahead.
Mm, mm, mm.
So what about you?
I said, for what I was saying, one more, for six hours, no, I actually did.
That's what I did say, one more.
That's what it's all about.
That's a dedication.
That's a grind, consistency.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I knew Peter was a pocket Cod lover.
That sounds a little weirder than I think you made it out to be.
I think that sounds a little more in-depth than I think you made that to be.
Guys, I don't think that is a crazy thing to say.
All of us have love con at one point our lives unless you're like 12 years old
Everyone at some place love co guys big soccer guys
huge soccer guys huge soccer guys
soccer
huge big sock breaking news
Your dad's in my bed.
Oh, we'll treat him nicely.
Treat him with respect, please.
He likes sparkling water, not regular.
So just a couple roses, a sparkling water,
and a back rub, please.
Would do him wonders.
Your mom is in my bathtub.
Is that, I feel like it's that I don't even, well,
I don't, it's, I don't, is she having a good time?
I don't even know if that's a sex thing.
Bad thumbs are usually meant for one person.
Is she, is, are you, is she having a good time?
Your grandma is in my basement.
That's a good time.
That's a good time, dude.
She's, whoo, whoo, she's got the ball gag in.
She's, she's, oh Jesus, oh, there's some BDSM
going on down there.
Oh, you got the gipsy on with the whip?
See?
Now let's ride!
He smoked back out your butt
Well, that was a fun way to do it
You smoked it, you get up there, you
That metal spoon is hot
That metal spoon is hot
Yeah, gotta go back where it all started though
Right where it all started, the origin
Here we go boys, rock and roll
Fuckin'
It's only a second floor here in the old resort
Fuck
We need this, we need this game
Been so long since I thought we were human race of a woman
Okay, okay, ah he's really low one shot
Dude what gun is that
I'm the roof. I'm the roof.
I'm the roof. Two of them up and we gotta go and get up there.
Yeah. You'll be missed with this. I'm down soon.
Look at that. Look at our life. Take free wall hack in the city for you.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Oh, hold on now.
You guys, go by me and just pass through.
I thought I was gonna go way different.
Yeah, me too. I had a high hope for that one.
In my head, that went a lot better.
This is all early game shenanigans.
They're all...
They're meaningless.
We're mid-gamers.
I got...
Yeah, they do. Oh my god, man.
I think this is their roof.
There's a side sign.
Hold on. Hold on.
They all just have guns, man.
What's that?
It's a buried on this.
It's so hard to revive me.
I don't know what to do now.
It's on this specific shirt.
It's like...
I need to reset this gun over here.
What have we learned?
That's what I thought.
What have we learned?
What have we learned?
What are we learned?
That's what's most important what we learned what did we learn?
It's always good to learn
Oh, my god
I'm gonna switch to the right, the little oil thing to the right.
I'll put it on the roof, I'm gonna kill all these people.
I got this boys, get back!
Dude, we are getting a hunted.
Fine, it's fine, this is like, perfect.
I'm going to Pina, I'm going to Pina the rest of the game, whatever happens happens.
Excellent, excellent idea. Excellent, excellent.
I'm not thinking of it.
Oh god.
Oh good heavens.
They're bad men here, bad men.
I know they're right here.
Everybody shooting this game.
Everybody shooting this game.
Everybody shooting this game.
I'm going with you.
Come on brother.
Right here brother.
He's watching.
He's watching.
I'm up in town.
I
All right, all right, that's kind of what I'm going for
I'm gonna let up even though I know it's
Okay, there's a guy named Hawaii
Not subscribed I can tell you yet that's been trying to really risen me by calling me a bot for the last 45 minutes
This isn't close you see okay being a bot is one of my most redeeming qualities dumbass
All right, you're hyping me up
Fat bitch, but you're fat
just a guess just a guess just a guess
I'm locking in gang locked it in boys which is cool by the way I was I was
dead yeah oh shit
of
that is a piece of plywood that I cannot shoot
You can't watch you can fit in this game
Dr. Tuckle again!
He's a fraud, he's a fraud!
Look!
We're going back in for it!
We're going back!
We're going back in for it!
I mean I don't even know what I decided to do, I mean we're gonna figure it out, we're
gonna figure it out.
This one's bearing me for sure.
I've been buried.
This is like I'm just dragging you down with it.
I
Keep going
You see that
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Multiple, multiple take-offs!
I'll go this way.
Four missed, four missed.
What?
It eased my idea.
Right here, dude.
What the hell is he up here?
Nice.
He's a crazy person.
And then this one.
Missiles, watch out.
I
Was the enemy nearby how close said the guy they're not throwing their fucking they're honest. Oh good. She's at
I know that might be safe now
Oh
I
Me to look back. Yeah. Yeah, he's got so hard to really all you Matt 30 seconds
I would never try to do that that is what you think is ridiculous let me just say one
quick thing before you guys get off okay okay what if we just do one more just a
quickie I mean just a quick one just ten minutes in and out boom I need to be
so many negotiate something okay I'll negotiate for the price of one Amazon
Prime sub if you play five guests that I'm in five guests that I'll do okay
Um, let's okay. Let's count. Let's reach a compromise that we can both be happy with
It's me in the middle be in the middle to subs. I'm actually down to just do the one if you gifted yourself
It has to say Bert peanut gifted. I didn't see that in my stream
Actually, I'm gonna see the name
All right one one gift in some each every play one
From you
me. Okay. You're back on us out of there. Oh, so I keep forgetting the leader. It's a
very confusing time for me. I need like something you gotta inspire me to when we're playing
because we're playing the game with no heart. I'm playing with no heart at least. I'm walking
on the team. The team has no heart. He stopped giving speeches. He stopped leading. No,
I know I'm still here to lead. I'm the I'm the leader, the team leader, the
bone collector. Let me tell you something, boys. Let me tell you something. These men
out on this battlefield. These men don't care. Remember that.
I recued. I don't see anything. Oh, so, oh, yes.
I go back out so fucking fast. Okay. Let me hold on. Let me. Okay. Let me go.
We can dash. Okay. All right.
back out so shit I get a 25% off oh let's fucking go oh yeah this is a
steal Tina you know this is a steal and a half this is a steal and a half holy
crap okay okay there we go one get this up yeah there it is there it is oh hell
yeah hell yeah there it is okay all right here we go one for mr. methods here
it is what broke your virginity in the game and even the one but I'll take it
Bam! Bam! Bam!
Yeah, this is lucky enough. This is lucky enough. You're good.
Okay, alright.
I mean, I got out of bed for this fucking shit squad.
Alright.
Okay, what are you mean?
I got out of bed.
You mean Shield Team Sexy?
Shield Team, what are you doing?
Thank you, Mr.
Okay.
And then one for Mr. Formal.
Just to top it off, just to really get locked in.
Just to top off, why not?
Oh, God, just to top you guys off, I-
Oh, just to top you guys off.
There you go.
Woo!
Beautiful. Beautiful.
There you go. There we go.
Now we're locked in!
Now, we are locked in.
These men out here, they will face a wrath!
They have not seen destruction in public quits before that we were about to show them!
First hand! Front-run scenes!
We will demolish our enemies. We will give them steel!
And I've got a plan. You're probably thinking,
Peanut, what are we doing? How are we going to win if it's doing the same thing?
I have a plan.
If you've looked at the map long enough, if you've studied it like I have, there are a few key places that the map has centered around.
You have to drop there and control it. One of these places is called... Hold on, Dassy. One of these places is called R&D.
Dassy, you guessed it. I just want you to kill my aura right there. I hope you're not.
I wanted you to know that I was following you. You know what I'm saying?
Yes. You know what?
It's like both of us.
Best student in Dassy. That's a good noodle star.
I'm here. You had to invest the version of me because the last game of me had no heart.
He was just running it down. He was buried.
I need you guys to put your faith in your team leader. I need you to put your faith in me.
I need you to put it in me. I need everybody to say I'm going to put it in you peanut.
Hold on. I'm going to put it in you peanut.
Oh, all right. All right.
Oh, all right.
It's time to get in there, boys.
by the way
Okay, sir
He won't be down here. I think it's been bought in there
He's meditating he's a lot of your chakras. He's saved his hat. He's wearing an orange jumpsuit
He's drinking soup on top of the mountain right now. There's no way this guy isn't completely zoned in dial
any of you know it's the one it's the one okay boys okay godspeed gentlemen
Godspeed I'm gonna listen to some love so so to hide me up
Okay, what's your name, sweetheart? I forgot.
Oh, sheesh.
Can you just call me Jack?
It just loves Sosa.
Jack?
It just loves Sosa.
Can we win this shit?
Yo, can we fucking win this shit, bro?
Hey, there he is.
There he is.
Is that gonna shit, man?
Hey.
But that last lobby was so dark.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
you
you
you
you
one else landed me
I'm gonna go from the roof here
I'm gonna kill it, Berajim
I'm gonna use the shipper, I can't lie
dude, over there, right here
thank you both for watching
yeah, Peter
oh, I got a whole team right here
oh my god
stay in your last
come on, Zed, run
two seconds
alright, I'm not landing there
I just jumped off
I'm coming I'm coming
what over here
actually mr clutch right now
yeah that was so I see
you know beat his fucking ass you know this
I'm mind I'm mind I'm mind watch this
the side through the side through the side
so we're doing
oh shit
There's four of them in that room. I thought there was going to be less significantly less significantly less there
I suppose we're going so hard right now. Everyone I fight it has a teammate. Everyone I fight has a teammate.
I mean, I know why they're going to Mars like I'm not that brain dead but at the same time it's like wow
Uh, I'm letting him use it, me.
I'm going to figure it out.
I don't know what I'm saying, bro.
Oh, God.
Okay, don't miss that.
We've got the wrong pipe.
I'm pinching these bricks, hold on. I've got to pinch on them.
Remember, I've been here for you.
Yoink!
There's the hunter. Where's all of them there?
Oh, my God. Dude, they are fucking everywhere.
That's about right over here in this tree week.
They've been escorted.
Like, we're leftless now.
Obi-Wan Bruce.
When it gets to revived, B.
Like, we're leftless now, Zane.
I'm here.
They're in scabby.
Enemy has your long flight shirt.
Enemy has your long flight shirt.
I can move you around, I guess.
Bagnum.
Yeah, we just keep getting our fucking roof taken
and then just hold it for the whole game.
Yeah, and they don't actually give it.
They don't give it up, dude.
They don't give it up.
Top left help me
You guys right down the peak you guys right down the peak, okay? I did not see
It was too fine, get him right there, that was...
I had an S vision, I had an S vision, I had an S vision.
That's them, come.
Fucking...
BAM!
Oh shit.
Are they pushing?
Yep.
I'M COMING NOISE!
Oh fuck, the whole team is, I wouldn't fight that.
Yes.
Oh my...
Oh you peanut, stay right here.
I'm here, you're here, I'm here.
I see you got that.
Six.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I have to go somewhere else.
Get out of here.
Yeah, go somewhere else, bro.
Shall we stay completely?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll load it.
Actually, enough.
No, no, no.
I won't.
It's somewhere weird, bro.
It's somewhere really weird.
Somewhere weird.
It's like a movie.
It's like a real deal for you, big max and voodoo rank.
Oh my god.
I want it to be the offset.
There you go.
The offset.
I'm not going to freak out.
other lady as well collapse where it's just like a
very good drink. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no. It's not her
name. What's her name? What's her name again? Who's the
who's the lady with the building? Who was it? Who was the
lady that was sponsored with offset Cardi B? Yeah. I want
the offset Cardi B McDonald's meal where it's just a
regular burger and a drink and a fry. That would
Oh my god, what are they?
That would be my big balance meal.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Is that for the fucker?
Okay, that was good.
Oh no.
Okay, these are looking grim to pop a peanut.
That's weak over there.
Now here we got a group up accepted.
You guys just take a shot.
Oh, not really.
Oh, there's that man.
Oh no!
One dead! One dead!
Okay, I'll get your fucking trade.
What else am I gonna do?
SKEEEEASE!
They're having a wet dream or something.
Nice, nice they're back.
Always steal down, always steal down!
Is that it? Yeah, these guys.
These lobbers are getting insane, dude.
That was a good one, good to see you.
GG, GG, GG.
Pleasure, absolutely pleasure.
GG, pleasure.
Guys, it's a pleasure to meet you.
You know that's you, though.
Roger, gentlemen.
Oh.
You have CS, bro.
You know, let me know.
Absolutely, Mr. Stash, absolutely.
I choose I hit the dust two of the mirage.
Right there, Mr. Stash, right there.
You really figured out the smokes?
Oh, absolutely.
I know at least zero smokes, maybe even one.
That's all I need.
I don't need much.
Come on.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Godspeed, boys and gentlemen.
Tony later. Yeah
All right boys
Hopping up
Hopping up
It's not get some war zone pros. There's all right boys on pros guys. There's a um, there's a what those are cock-a-duty pros
I'll get a duty. Oh
Okay, guys, I have to be so bad. I kind of want to hold it till after note the stream because I'm wrapping up
I don't think I can
Hold on do I go
Oh god. Oh no. Oh
God
Okay, I just want it. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm getting up guys. I'm getting up
Okay, I'm getting up. I'm getting up. I'm
Gonna say I'll see you guys tomorrow. I don't know what we're doing. I'll see I even know we were doing this today
Um, oh god, okay. Let me let me clip farm just a little bit more now that I'm done. Okay guys, okay
Guys, this is literally the best card I've ever played. We are back! We are actually so
back! This is the best! This is just how we used to play card back in the day.
I gotta give it like 5 seconds. Guys, this is literally the most shit card I've ever
played. It's the same, we gergetated crap. Holy shit. I don't know why. This is ridiculous.
I'm never playing this game again
Okay, you guys pick which one you guys pick just cut it up. Just cut it out. However you want to have you one guys
Just cut it up. How do you want guys? Um, okay?
All right, okay. I got it. Okay. I gotta go. I got it. I gotta get off. I gotta get I gotta go
I gotta go pee. I gotta go pee. I gotta go pee. I gotta go pee
Good night everybody
Good night now. Okay. Have a good night. I don't know what we're doing tomorrow. But what you know, we'll figure it out
We'll figure it out, or you know, whatever, or you know, whatever the shit.
I'm not gonna, I'm kinda drunk.
And I gotta go pee.
I gotta, and that's, and that's, those are my closing notes.
And those, and that, and I'll leave you with that.
And I'll leave you with that on this fine night.
I'll leave, and I'll leave you there.
I'll leave, and right there.
Oop, I'll leave you right there.
Okay, good night everybody.
Well said, thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you.
I actually have a fun time tonight.
Don't quit this part by the way.
This is not, this is not Clint Farming.
This is not clip farming, this is for you guys.
Don't clip this part.
I used to have a lot of fun today.
This is definitely not gonna be like my main game,
because I would never really have quality
as my main game.
But I used to have a lot of fun today.
That's why I'm playing Flight Night Hours.
That was a lot of fun.
All right, good night, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good night, boys.
Have a good night, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good night, cap.
See you after my mod.
You can't be saying cap.
You have to be like,
Hey!
You're supposed to be on my team.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now gang. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Good night now boys. Have a good night now. Good night. Good night everybody. Rest up. Rest easy now gang. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good night boys. Good night gang. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Good night. Good night. Good night everybody. Rest up. Rest easy now gang. Have a good night. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good night. Have a good night boys. Good night gang. Have a good night. Have a good night. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Good night gang. Have a good night. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Good night gang. Have a good night. Have a good night. Have a good night. Have a good night. Have a good night. Good night everybody
good night down there have a good good night sleep tight and do not let the
bad bugs fuck your ass get out of here get out get up before it's too late
I'm gonna die, I need to bake it!