TheBurntPeanut
MAYDAY VACAY | Gimmick X Habibi x John | PARTY GAMES | SLUR SATURDAY | #Bungulate
08-30-2026 · 9h 32m
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Hello all of you how are you five gentlemen together fine
It's Saturday, boys, it is a beautiful day, a beautiful day indeed.
Not a cloud as far as the eye can see.
Not a cloud as far as the eye can see, a beautiful day.
A beautiful day, what a lovely day.
Let me tell you something, it's 2 a.m., listen, I don't care about your whimsical magic fairy
tail land where there's leprechauns and fairies in the real man's world. It is 7 p.m. c.t.
That is the time. That is the time. Tonight boys, tonight we're gonna be doing some a
little bit of, honestly guys, I'm kinda just winging it. We're gonna do some party games.
The developers of Mayday Vacate were kind enough to give me and the boys access to
the game 722 lick my balls gargle gargle upon my sack listen listen carefully listen very carefully
listen very carefully listen very carefully they were they allowed us to have early access the
game isn't even out yet as far as I can tell this is RV there yet but on a boat so that's
Well, it's already got me hooked.
It's already got me, it's boring, boring.
Are you kidding me?
I'll be there, it's a fire game.
What are you talking about?
Hmm, let's go, oh yes, okay, and then a half,
we probably won't play this the whole stream,
but that's what we said about how to fish.
You know, we never know, it could be a shit game,
could be a good game, who knows, who knows.
But then I think later on we'll swap it up,
we either play more party games, or we'll play talk-off,
Or I thought, oh god, I'm gonna get a lot of Ls for this.
Guys, remember, I'm just spitballing here.
Nothing is certain.
Nothing is certain.
Oh god, here comes the Ls.
Oh god.
Oh god, here comes the Ls.
Oh no, I just thought it might be fine.
Just spitballing, not confirmed.
Oh god, here comes the Ls.
Oh god.
All my entire stuff, where this based on
the number of Ls in the set.
So this is a pain for a moment for me.
I hope you guys can bear with me here.
Oh God, I thought it may be fun, maybe, perhaps, maybe,
to take this crew of John and her baby and gimmick
and play the new war zone with them.
Oh God, oh no, oh.
Guys, just wait, just wait.
It's possible it would be fun.
It's possible it would be fun.
Very, very possible, very possible it would be fun.
Just spitballing unsolved fuck you Murphy, fuck you, fuck you, fuck all of you, fuck you, you know what, you know what, you know what?
Fuck all of you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck Mr. Gamble, fuck Mr. Ratz, fuck Mr. Baleo, fuck Mr. Knife, fuck you, Mr. Strip, the X, fuck you, Florida 727, fuck you, Rebecca Hill, fuck you, fuck you, Mr. Byrd, fuck you, Wolf 8, fuck you,
Fuck all of you. Fuck you guys
Don't fuck you fuck me
fuck me
You know what? I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it. You know what? I might even do it
Just as just fuck you. I might even do it cuz fuck you. So who knows you won't maybe I will
Maybe I haven't decided yet. Maybe I will maybe I won't maybe I'm gonna maybe I won't
I don't know if I want to do it now, I don't know if I want to do it now.
Fortnite?
Oh my goodness, another great suggestion, all right let's hop in with the gang, honestly
let's get a feel of what these guys think of that plan, sorry, Mr. Hibibi, I, my apologies,
I just get nervous around handsome Lebanese men, get nervous around handsome Lebanese
man. No, no, no, no, no.
Sorry.
Nothing has been.
Oh my God.
It's about God.
God, I added the word handsome in there.
I'd be on Twitter.
What you say?
Oh, what you say?
How many would you say?
What do you see?
Are you serious about the car?
Um, was that a bit?
Uh, no, it was funny joke.
It was a funny joke.
I wasn't a listen.
Listen, just listen carefully.
is listening. I'm listening. Listen very carefully. Okay. Listen very carefully. We're going to go play Mayday
Vacate. We're going to have a blast. We might even play the whole night long. But I was just
spitballing. You know, what if we go half the stream and we're like, okay, let's switch up the
games. What other games are you going to play? We can play other party games. We can play talk
of but you know what would be fun me giving John and her baby trying to win a war zone match
would that not be that would be ecstatic would it not I think if instead maybe we saw who could
blow their penis up by fucking a toaster first that might be a most fun game that could be
pretty fun. That could be pretty fun. Would see. How about there's also there's also a
potential one V1 V1 V1 hog slinging competition hog slinging competition. Yeah guys. There's
a game there's a game called weird game about wieners where you got a sling wieners. Oh and
Maybe we could do one.
I saw you playing that game on your stream.
Maybe I'm not fucking playing that game.
Look, I'm fucking hooked.
No, I'm not.
I'm not touching it.
I'm not touching that game.
No, it's not a rage game.
I know it's not a rage game.
I know. Listen, I know it's fun to hate on the call of duty.
Listen, I do. I dabble on myself.
I dabble on myself.
But you know, guys, just think about it.
Are we not supposed to play this game?
Is that the is that what I've come into? No, we are playing. Yeah, I was just thinking if we like happen this week
We want to switch games. I'll just spit balling at what we can play. Oh
Okay, well did did did quick tell you that it says it's indiate, but you got special permission. Is that right?
Yeah, the main the first screen that I see when I open the game says do not show video or pictures of this game
Yeah, let me go ahead and click on this game and see if it's yeah, okay, so
Okay, I was unaware I was unaware but
Got it, right?
I
What oh that could mean anything that can mean anything that could mean anything is highly interpretive
What's the worst that could happen do they show us or something or why?
The words are gonna happen is like a three-year drawn-out lawsuit six-figure lawyer fees. I mean come on
Yeah, but but but also it'll give them probably a couple hundred thousand wish lists on steam
That's true. I feel like you pay for it. Is there any way we can get these developers in the chat guy?
Well, if by we you mean you that's possible if you mean my ass
Randomly DMing people on Twitter and probably not. Yeah, we don't got more like you buddy
I'll call John developer real quick. Um, uh
Is there any devs for this game that are in the chat?
Um
Murphy's got to be close enough, right?
No, no for me I would actually need permission from the death. I would actually travel that show I
Didn't know that. Oh, that's a big hiccup in the plan. I already posted a Twitter that I'm playing
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
Um, oh, okay.
Let me hold on.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Wait, no, there's a couple hundred devs in your chat.
They said it's looking like.
I will.
I did see, I looked at it on Twitch.
Um, so like check out the game earlier and there are a couple of
odds of people playing it.
I mean, by a couple, I mean literally too.
So those two people could have just whoopsie-poobsied, but people
have played it on twitch. Oh my god. Okay. What's okay. Okay. Oh
shit. Oh my god. Is there even Twitter page? Maybe I can text
them or something. Do they have a Twitter page? Surely. Surely
they do. Surely. Guys, what? Oh my I even know that I haven't
even opened the game yet. I didn't know. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I've been there I've been there is it oh God oh my God oh gotta love Twitter type to the game first thing I saw was a penis
I'll fit just yeah I don't hold on wait a second maybe they can I'm gonna see if they have a bro okay they literally don't even have a Twitter
Um, well the developers surely the developers do is the developer is
Developer is let me see
Make it work make make it work. Let's see. Hold on. Let's
Let's text those guys. This is their only game. Okay. I'm not seeing a Twitter page
I'm not seeing a Twitter page.
This is their first game first
debt first time.
We went on steam.
It looked.
I'm not seeing a Twitter page.
Does anyone have an idea of how
we would.
World first.
In a test stream.
First.
Hold on.
it's Mayday vacate underscore okay now we just had to figure out how to thank
this is say with a reply to their talk to a cool to stream this no lawsuit
question yeah question lawsuit if stream question mark lawsuit if stream
I'm not sure if stream lawsuit or just yell that way. Oh wait
Kind of angry
I treated it that lawsuit if stream question mark
Oh said oh god oh
God oh, this is an unforeseen situation
It's just not machine
They have six fucking followers
Like I don't know how why the messages are off. I can't there's no button to click messages
No, I'm not trying to offend them or anything. I'm just saying now usually you turn that off if um,
Okay, I don't want to be a fence. Holy shit. They do have seven they have seven followers now in
Including you I just I just followed him. I just I just followed him
Um, I, um, okay, incredible start.
Uh, this is an incredible start to the day.
Okay.
What are we, should I just reply to the top cop?
I thought the latest post is a, can I play on a spin?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I see, I see somebody typed, uh, there's one comment on the latest
post and it says peanut needs help right now.
Dude, refresh it.
You should see my, oh, that'll do it.
That'll do it.
I had to click show probable span.
Oh, do they have a discord?
What do you do?
Do they have a discord?
What do you do?
Discord?
Do they?
Do they?
Oh, no.
Oh, I don't see one.
I don't see one on their link tree.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
OK, I see your thing.
John Haycom, a lawsuit in stream.
Yeah.
OK, OK.
We did.
I'm wondering whether they do actually have a discord.
Everybody's posting the link to the discord in the chat.
Let me. Okay. That's a quick on it.
I have a lead tree. Let me do it.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Joining this. That was it. That was it.
I got I got the discord link.
Okay. Wait.
He takes me. He takes me.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going to send it to you.
Okay. Sorry.
Everyone's.
This game is.
You guys don't mind if I sling hog while we do all this, right?
Oh, yeah.
Go ahead and sling hog.
Never.
You do what you got to do in this.
Oh, here it is.
Go ahead.
Send to you my friend.
Oh, yeah.
I am in the server.
Okay, I'm in the server. I'm in the server
Okay, how do I find who the admin is?
Hey at admin
devs
wait
They don't even have a list on the right side of admins and devs and stuff. It's all just
It's all improved up except for one is separated and it's John playing a Kanye West album
I think
It's it's power by Kanye that makes a little worse God
Now the main discussion channel is being spammed by gifts and images of me
I'm hearing Captain Hector might be somebody added Captain Hector in the
discord. Captain Hector? Hector? Yeah and Alex Astrup your your bungalows are
adding Captain Hector and Alex Astro. How do they know Captain Hector is a guy?
I don't know but multiple people are saying Captain Hector is dev. How do you know that guys?
I
Don't know but
His profile picture is a picture of this game. Okay. Okay. Where's captain team?
He is a part of the dev team captain. He is okay. Yep. Okay. I see that. Okay. Just click and then you can message him from there
Okay, I'm gonna message him for them right now. Are you serious?
It says they're from
All the all the Hector all Captain Hector needs to do is is make a look at his phone and say go ahead
oof
There's seven hours ahead. Sorry six hours ahead. Yeah
330. Hey, okay. I just checked in Captain Hector. Who's the other guy?
Should we invite the guy that's spamming the n-word don't show the yeah, don't show the
So what's very the n-word?
Yep. Oh my god
That's not one of my.
Come on, Bungulators.
That's not one of my guys.
That's one of your guys.
My bad.
My bad.
That's one of your guys.
I need to get a hold of your guys.
No.
Get a hold of your guys.
This is just a quick stand.
They're just saying, guys.
Yeah, you get a hold of your guys.
My guys are swinging their hogs.
They don't got time.
No, that's a quick stand.
You were forgetting to consider the fact
that it might just be someone that's already been in the discord that's right it does say
i'm new here next to the name let me see if i can find that guy in my twin shadows so i can
bet him um who is this guy who is this guy let me see who's this closey oh okay i have his name
Um, let me one second. Let me see if I can get this guy. Fuck
Says mayday the mayday vacay closed playtest is now live and will be open until monday august 31st
Please keep all playtest footage private and do not upload stream or share videos from this playtest publicly
I
I have found him
But he has zero messages in my chat.
I actually think he might be one of your guys.
I'm not even joking.
No, no, he's not.
What's the, what's the name?
Well, can you say that?
Well, I, I, I should check this guy.
That's what he wants.
I don't have guys like that.
Yeah.
Well, he's not one of my guys.
I just checked.
He's not one of my guys.
It looks like he's, I think he's a big job.
Wait, wait.
What's who?
Okay.
Let's look at, let's, let's, let's get to the bottom of this.
Let's go ahead and compare that guy to the guy.
She doesn't come in here.
We banned like that.
Who's been listening to the I don't know like we like Kanye West albums lately. Yeah, that would be John's that would be
Okay guys, it looks like we have to switch games
Unicycle together
Okay sick
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
And many more!
Wow, what a whimsical day this day is.
What a whimsical day this day is.
Oh, not my birthday, but you know, I appreciate it though the thought it's the thought that counts
Dude if they didn't have that warning
Thanks for the key though see appreciate. Oh, yeah, no problem. Okay, so what okay
Okay, so it looks like we're gonna be switching games here.
Okay, also Double Meat wants to join us.
We would have five guys.
I will say he can sit out though
if we are playing a four player game obviously
because he came in last.
So.
We could pick a five player game, I'm fine with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been talking to him in a long time.
I love Double Meat.
I mean, he's chill.
He would completely understand
if we had to play a four player game
and he wasn't able to, he's very chill.
I love Mr. Double Meat, that's why I invited him tonight.
But if he would totally chill, he would be totally chill if we couldn't.
Yeah, all right.
Okay, let's see, this one is four players.
So if you guys do want to play this one, then we've got to let him know.
Or we can find a five-player game.
I think he's now loading the game right now, judging off his mic.
Jaws like it.
Jaws like it.
Let's do-
Thank God that wasn't just me.
Let's do-
Hold on, we got Chad, throw a curveball right here.
I
Shallow curveball five players she has two with double me but now
I've never played
God we can't play caught his full play
Unless we unless we didn't good good. Oh, that's so I was really hoping to play card. God damn it
You're joining come on in right now though. Go by it quick
I've never played countershrinking my life. Yeah, okay, so no counter strike. Okay, let's go down. I'm down
I'm down
guys, I think our options right now are super battle golf lock down protocol or
My player talk off or what's the other one?
Well, this is double meat even have Tarkov. I don't know. Well, that probably wouldn't
that just before I'm never super battle golf. Always down for that.
Always down for a man.
This is show scoff.
I got hogs to sling. Fuck your hogs, buddy. Fuck your hogs.
It's not Saturday, it's hot and springing, September.
Oh, this is very halal pork sausage.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, just wanted to make sure.
Just wanted to make sure.
Okay, let's do, let's do, you know what?
Just to get things moving, let's do 1v1v1v1v1,
little super balaclava.
I said, let's do it.
All right, you know what?
I said that's a great idea.
Um
We can play the moo game. Who?
Who?
Moot. Oh, is that the
I'd be down to try it. I'd be down to do like a couple of them
A couple of a couple of those get the night started a couple a
Couple boo-hoo's making a new thumbnail. All right. Go ahead make it do time. Yeah, that's why you need a party game thumbnail
That's right. No, I just engaged for situations like that. I saw your thumbnail. It's very specific
I have a backup. I've got a backup just against a situation like this happens. It's a very generic party game thumbnail
Okay, okay, let's do okay. Let's do let's use the super battle go that sounds a good idea
And you know what while we play a round or two we can brainstorm we can brainstorm
Maybe the dead will wake up.
Maybe the dead wake up.
I'm not lying to you.
That guy's going to wake up in the morning and he's going to.
Oh, he's going to be.
He's going to be unhappy.
He's going to be an unhappy camper.
Sad, sad boy.
He's going to be an unhappy camper.
He's going to be an unhappy camper.
We're going to do a Super Battle Golf?
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's do that.
Let's do some Super Battle Golf.
Oh, he's up there.
Look at that.
30 minutes zero gameplay actually 28 minutes buddy 28 minutes about 28 minutes
you see that two minutes boring oh this all this game is boring guys this game
is boring oh my god we can't play okay let's go see that wait no honestly just
die dude you know what let's all just die there's always sausages to sling
we're playing shoot battle golf that's what we're doing i'm seeing my street
towns i'm seeing my street towns fuck all you guys i'm already in there i'm already in there
Super Battle Girl!
Super Battle Girl!
Super Battle Girl!
Almost done, don't you rush me guys, don't you rush me, this is a very special situation.
Don't you rush me!
Hmm
Where's my generic party game one?
Pretty go oh
There it is. All right. Is she like gonna catch how you do it? That's how you do it. Ah
I've already changed. I mean stum now. That's so like three minutes. I'm way ahead of you guys
I don't even use thumbnails. It's just my logo. Oh my goodness
Oh
The plan didn't go that good, but that's okay.
Sometimes the plan doesn't go good on the first try.
I don't know, I'll play it in a while, right?
It doesn't play?
No.
We wanted to play, but then we opened the game, we were gonna play it and said, quote,
you cannot stream this game.
So.
That's crazy.
Why would they do that?
Isn't that like self-destructive?
Don't they want you to stream their game?
I would say that that guy, because I texted the developer and I believe he's sleeping right
I believe that that guy's gonna be very upset tomorrow morning
Think that it's gonna be I think it's gonna be not too good
So like hypothetically what would happen if you did stream that game with like the fed show up at your house
I don't even know if I get banned on twitch because it's not a twitch rule
I think they'd probably just in a cease and desist which by that time since you know
You know, French soft games are usually a one-day game anyways, and probably nothing would happen.
But, out of respect for their rules, even though I'm like 99% certain they would give
information they haven't, so I'm not going to do it.
I think that's a beautiful idea.
Yeah, that's the right thing to say.
A lot worse can happen.
A lot worse can happen than just that.
Alright boys, I'm in!
I am in!
I'm up in there, I'm up in there.
I'm in as well. I'm in as well.
Let me see you guys a couple quick invites. Here you go boys. Here you go boys. There's Mr. John's.
And here's Mr. gimmicks. And here's Mr. Habibi.
And Mr. Doublemeat. I said that's for last.
Wait, Mr. Doublemeat. I don't have you on Steam.
Do you have a different account than the one that you placed the S on?
No, wait, what's your name on Steve?
It's why I L I and Jean it's picture of a squirtle. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, I've got you there you go. There you go. Why's there you go? I was like, I'm sorry to get double me
Oh, you don't mean I got a change it my bad
I would have two needs to be honest to be honest be honest. You can't lie about this. Do you have two needs? I?
I can't deny it. Oh
I can't confirm who I am, that's so awesome.
That's so awesome.
Well, Kimmick, where did you get that sweet drip?
I've had this every time we played.
I'm God, come on, I'm blinding my left eye.
Over here, over here, right over here.
Come on down.
Hold on, I want to receive drip.
Tasteful purchases.
Oh, you got to buy it.
Yeah, but you get money from winning games
and dominating the enemies which of course I have a surplus of oh oh my okay
all right I'm drippin I'm dripping I'm dripping right now guys I'm dripping
right now no captain get on a stack I'm dripping on a stack on a stack I'm
How many toes down how many toes down like ten minute about ten
Oh, I bought the wrong thing crap. Oh, hold on me. Hold on. I'm oh
God, oh god, I'm dripping. Oh my god. I'm dripping. How'd you do that?
Crap
Hide your screen Jesus. Hey, wait. What do you mean? I just mean is your trip if you're dripping. Oh
You can't do that.
Oh, sir.
You're in big trouble.
Oh, my god, I'm dripping.
Oh, my god.
Whoo!
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
You get a bucket, end them up for this wet ass pussy.
I am dripping.
I am dripping.
Oh
Yeah, how do you email? Do you do email to this game?
Yeah, yeah, I forget. I always forget. Oh my god. Look at the drip. Look at the drip
What's in here? Is this a little store?
Wow
Mr. Yee-gling look my what my trip?
Look
My my drippy am I drippy am I drippy? Oh my god. You're so dripping. Oh, that's god man. I would wear that
Whoa, I even
Oh, we're dripping we're tripping. Oh my god. I'm so hot. Oh my god
How do you like are you guys good at this game? I've been trying to hit a single fucking shot this entire time
Oh, you're a bird tree. Oh, oh, we get very competitive very competitive. Oh, all right. Is everybody ready to go? I
Am
Am I talking in game?
How do I aim on?
Oh wait, oh wait
I'm talking in game somehow
You aren't talking in game I think, but I can't hear you
Oh TNTT
Oh my
Oh my god
Alright, let's proceed, alright
Okay, you know what, let's make this a little interesting
Let's make this a little interesting
You little hentai boy, John
We're gonna hop the stakes, boys
Whoever wins this match
Match right here
Me I know you like to get competitive. Oh my god. Oh
Right here gets can go a hundred
Yes, I
Thought my account make sure I can swing that
Dial him up give him a jingle give him a jingle. Are you jingle them?
Can I put it on?
Is it 1v1v1v1 v1 what it don't know it's 1v1 v1 v1 v1 v1
First two finished the whole event.
Oh, God.
What the hell?
This is a horrible start.
This stupid bitch.
Hey, go, go, go!
Should we run past our board?
Where's our ball?
I see.
Oh, my.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Space to jump, controls to dive, while jumping.
I see, I see.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, good heavens.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Oh, you really, really, there's nothing else you can do anytime, John.
No, it's like literally nothing.
We have a lesson.
Good luck, guys!
I think we might get the first one. It's not pretty good.
It's not pretty good.
Don't be, are you getting the hang of the game? It's like golf, but with domestic abuse.
Yeah.
Or whatever.
It's something I'm very familiar with.
Oh, are you writing?
All right, okay good. They were professional. All right, okay
Okay, hold on now excuse me. Oh excuse me. Oh
All right, that's dude shabby boys not do shabby
Oh, no, this is literally my word
Uh new shabby boys
Oh, why is gimmick super fucking fast as I nailed my shot?
Okay, hold on. I'll be be late. You can go for someone else. Okay. No, no, you go you get out of here
Guys I just wanted to be be made himself on too late. I knew it. Give it to it. You know what you had to do
I
Think what you barf off me
What the hell was this
No, please
I
some with high IQ, high EQ, and I heard you have middling IQ, middling IQ, high IQ,
high EQ. Very high, very high.
That does nothing in this scenario. What? What does the airport do? I'll never tell you, I'll never tell you, I'll never tell you, I'll never tell you, I'll never tell you.
You're gonna shoot me out of all those people he saw the leader and he turned
I was trying to get ahead. No, I'm saying the leader was right next to him. Are you
sure? Oh god. Oh god. Oh my god. Give me $20. I'll do it. Oh, I mean, I have a shield on you, dumbass.
Oh, don't help me, I only hit it my gosh.
Shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My balls.
Help me!
Go, go, go!
What? How did I get a penalty stroke?
Where's my shit at?
It's a-
Yeah.
It's a-
If it lands out of bounds, it'll give you penalty shook where you're at.
Oh my god, John went from last to first.
He's actually to go.
Oh my god, dude.
That was so close.
Please, please, please, please.
Let there be a gobbler.
I can actually get that.
I don't know if we told you this was double
if you can just the angle of your stream
with your scroll wheel.
Yeah, scroll wheel or 1, 2, 3, 4.
Ooh, 2, 3, 4.
Oh my god.
Dude, he's dying there.
No, I did.
I guess you know what I'm saying?
Woo!
Please, please.
This game makes me lock in like one another.
Oh my goodness.
This is the most competitive.
Maybe other than machine party, friends, I'm here.
Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down.
Slow down on the angle.
Just hit one.
Just hit one.
Just get one.
Oh.
Ooh.
Ooh, that'll.
If you use the scroll down.
Up, it'll angle it upwards.
If you scroll down, it'll angle it downward.
Look at the bottom right. I'll tell you the ignorant what you're gonna. Swig. Yeah, wait
So I was supposed to go down the dude. I'm not glad never played golf what you usually don't want to head in 60 degrees in the air when you
Fuck you
Shit oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Okay, buddy
Shoot me, I guess that was a baby
That's a very good catch, but no, I got very specific times
Wait, that's my ball
Oh fuck, oh fuck, it's gonna be a Narnia.
Oh fuck, it's actually gonna be a Narnia, seriously?
Yep.
Yeah!
Take this out!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Oh damn it, get back!
That was the perfect timing to hit him up!
Take this out. Oh
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry that I didn't see you. You know you have to lie
Oh, please, oh please, oh please, oh please.
Got me!
Oh, oh oh oh.
Oh shit.
Here you go!
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
Get her!
Go, go, go!
Oh my god, I put it in earlier.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
It's like battling the fucking Avengers, dude.
What is going down?
Alright guys, that was done me.
That's not what it is on me. I will admit it.
Maybe none of that was legal.
None of it was legal.
I didn't even get it in the hall.
I didn't even get it in the hall.
A heavy lead by Ginnick.
Ooh, second place.
I'm behind me.
We don't have any way.
I know what you're giving me.
I'm working on it.
Four, three, two, one.
Oh, that's crazy.
Truth, truth, Mr. Yingming.
Truth, truth.
How about you suck my balls, truth?
Okay, you want to play this game?
It's the last chance to say truth, it's the last chance!
Oh dude, that's like damn right, damn right, truth!
You like that?
Yeah, you like what I just did for us?
Wow, yeah.
That was great.
What?
Are you kidding me?
We just said truth, you son of a bitch!
Is that so? Is that so?
okay all right everybody can go down
don't you don't have to go give it give it oh what the fuck dude don't go
guys yeah but you suck on that you bitch all right you get away from me
The lead is only 20 points for us to get the gold.
No no no
You just gotta watch your own channel
Okay okay okay
OOOOH
AHH
5
4
3
2
1
OOH
OOH
OOH
What?
All you did was give gimmick an extra large head start
Yeah!
AHHHHH
Holy shit
What is this cool? It's kind of cool
Yeah, we give it over it's really
Oh be having that I'll be having that oh
Oh, oh, well, okay. Well, that's about a mile to do is please. What?
Fantastic fantastic way too far fantastic
No
What the fuck
Yeah!
What the hell that blocks my ball you can block my balls no way
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious right now?
Yes!
Dude what the hell! Oh shit! What? What? That's right you son of a bitch! Yes!
Go, go, go!
Incredible work, gimmick.
Incredible work, thank you.
That's what you get, peanut!
That was excellent.
Excellent work.
If you think this will go on condition,
if you think you will not pay for your crimes,
you are sorely mistaken.
You are sorely mistaken.
Oh, no pressure, Tim.
Seconds. Oh, no pressure.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself, gimmick.
Fuck your son, give me.
Fuck it boys, fuck it!
How the hell's John 3rd place?
Poor shit.
I'm better than you.
That's hot.
Nah, give me cheating, give me cheating.
Oh, what's a boy's celebration?
We're gonna beat him even on his birthday, boys.
Fuck this, give me cheating.
I read the book, sir.
They said nothing about it.
I got it, I got it, I got mine already.
I literally was before you,
What the hell would that?
Yeah, right
Oh, yo, choose choose gimmick, you don't do this
Oh
No, I freeze on myself are you?
No way he's part of the big no
You got it, I got it holy shit
Do all of that you guys got it unbelievable, but you got it. I
Got it. It's only really five week much like really five point five. Don't be a deal. No big deal
I
Somebody sorry we can get it fast
You as in just you Peter's only five points behind me five
Five is a lot
She about this I've heard
Very fishy lobby
Oh shit, I should have walked it.
No wait, hold on.
Hey, let me get you, Chad.
Two of these.
Two of these.
Two of these.
Two of these.
Two of these.
Two of these.
Two of these.
Two of these.
Two of these.
Oh, can I go this way?
That would be crazy.
You...
Where's your PC?
Where P.A. is dominating gimmick!
I really need some ice cream!
Some ice cream!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?
What?
What?
What?!
What?!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You are fucking me I mean I said the perfect plan I said the perfect
and you fuck you get the RPG where did you get the RPG would you like to know
I would have to know where you I bet you would
okay dude I mean when you actually cut the crap got the guy you working with
Are you kidding me?
I am going to fuck you now.
You came to fuck me, I am going to fuck you.
Are you kidding me?
I am going to be a juicer.
I am going to be a juicer.
I am going to be a juicer.
I like that.
I like that.
Too easy.
Too easy.
Alright boys, you have to be first.
We are closed. We are closed.
About 35.5. Nothing's too fresh. Nothing's too fresh.
The fuck out of the way, John!
No more Rubin Hell. I was seeing my pants. I was mad for trying to play that by myself.
I was waiting for the boys to enjoy it. I was seeing them all playing that game.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get some of these people.
It's just I
Lebanese man it's early in the game. Not really it's nine out of twelve hold on
Did I fuck it up I think I did oh no I put it in the
I saw you pull that guy I saw you pull that guy buddy. I saw you like a baby. Maybe you left this at my house
Okay
Shit
Go go go go go go go go
Oh
Oh my god almost fucking smurf that's so hard
Okay, didn't even run out that mine over, but that took it.
WHAAAAAT?
WHAAAAAT?
F**K
WHAAAAAT?
F**K
WHAAAAAT?
Double hit my ball!
A literal nanosecond!
Before it went in, it was his ball!
Did you just- did you just- did you just-
F**K this guy, bro!
Wait, I'm not gonna die!
That could have put me in first place, you jackass!
F**K
I don't think so I guess you need more points they gave me oh cuz I didn't fewer shots I
know that matter this game you sure matters a little bit not much no way the shots matter
Cuz we're fucking hitting it like I'm like all the time
He's fast he's fuck we that's really awkward
shows yeah, oh
Nice try you pussy. No
This is better give me a golf cart
I'm doing it.
So the game is over.
Okay, how did that game come from?
You gotta be kidding me. What?
Why me?
I'll look back up!
Not even a wave.
What?
What?
You went the wrong way, B.
You went the wrong way, man.
Dude, what did I do?
No, no, no.
what what what would you want John what how did you reach me already so fuck
jump though I can't really do much here
oh my god
Oh
Oh my god, oh my
Cheetahs cheetahs all of you cheetahs cheetah fucking eaters cheetah cheetah pumpkin eaters. Oh
My goodness, we're only 50 with my what 50 was mine. We got this we got this all we have to do is just hope that the steaming fails
expeditiously
These next year out
Okay, okay, okay, all right, okay another
You saved my railgun, you saved my railgun.
Thanks for saving my railgun.
First guy has had five fucking railguns!
I'm getting nothing!
They're after saving my railgun.
I'm getting nothing!
Oh, roll over, roll over, roll over!
Wow the physics on that was bullshit
Fuck you give it fuck you fuck you piece of shit
Fuck you piece of shit
Fuck you
I'll take a little boost and we're you we're you how about you take this pussy?
All right, yeah, gotta aim for the king, I get it.
Everybody aim for the king.
Oh, take it.
No! No!
Excellent work, John.
Oh, just for that.
Oh my god, give it.
Your putting is actually a thing.
Oh, on the last all I'll grab your wooden chair, buddy. Grab your wooden chair
It's a foldable long chair. Good. Good
Portability is what's most important
And you blew me off the hole that was retribution. I don't blow you up
Your whole
I will not blow your hole.
Yeah, hold on now. Where are we supposed to?
No, I ain't no no, that was someone else's RBG.
I only had one RBG and I used that gimmick.
Yeah, and me.
No, no you didn't.
No, it's impossible. That would be impossible.
Oh my god.
We have to get first place and get gimmick to get last place and then we could win.
Technically speaking, we get first place and then gimmick to get last place.
I
Don't just I know I just have to do this. Oh wait off people with the dueling pistols
I'll use the airport on giving two weeks and he goes all the way back, and then I'll get first place
Yeah
Actually crazy
Actually it's in actually it's in actually it's in actually it's in actually it's in
No, okay, well my plan was in full effect until that point
My plan was in full effect and I just
Get second my plan was in full effect right there
We're gonna throw guys. You definitely guys listen. Let me bottom the numbers for you
The only way we were gonna win is if we got first and give it got last.
He got second and he got third and makes no difference.
The only outcome that would stop him from getting a win is going for the win right there.
You have to take it off.
You're dumb as shit.
You're actually stupid if you can't understand what I'm saying.
Don't read it too good.
Don't read it too good.
I mean this is very hard on double, but if you insist, dude don't wait we're done. Oh my god
I do believe that's a way the first one never counts anyway
Just the driving range that wasn't even a game
Which calling me stupid
I'm just calling me stupid.
Oh, you're a smart boy.
Aw, buddy, they're right.
I'm just calling me stupid.
I'm just calling me dumb.
You're not that stupid.
Thank you, Mr. W. B. Thank you.
Thank you.
You're a kind man, Mr. W. B.
You're a kind man.
Oh, so that's what friends are for.
You're a kind man, Mr. W. B. You're a kind man.
Okay.
All right, this is for real.
Warm ups are over.
It's really time to get down to the nitty gritty.
How is that not a hundred percent bro?
Some bullshit I think.
Very smart peanut.
Nice. Excellent.
Peanut left you a snack.
It's a quick bite. Wait, where's my ball at? Wait. Oh, this is my ball
Maybe will you fuck off immediately?
Are you serious that I'll be having that
Yeah, I
Remember that makes you wanna fuck with me
I'm comfy. Oh, you are you are doing like this, but she
Wait, what's up with it?
You can't move one. You see I'm so hard
easy
who you only get that empty in the Lord at Mercy
oh, take a shot, take a shot
AHHHHHHHHH
too easy, too easy
in front of this being like a mess of time
WHAT THE FUCK
the way the hell is the VVN
where the hell is the VVN
I had a pretty it was a pretty bad
Bob coming up
Second to come that's a long time for coming. I will I will live but
The that goes in I'll suck it live on stream
you bye-bye
Third game's real first game. Oh
All my guys are jazzing me up. All my guys are jazzing me up for losing right now. Hey, what?
Hey, what? Oh
Another win for gimmick
One actually does not
That was fast.
That was not count.
That was just not count.
We played a game and there was a winner.
You kind of hit that crane shot on me on the green there.
We're just letting you win because it's your birthday.
Give me a ticket easy.
Now it's time to really play the game.
It's time to play the game.
Oh, I don't think I've played this map before.
Don't point that thing?
No, no, no, don't do it! Don't do it!
I'm not gonna do it. If you don't fuck me, I don't fuck you.
I can't, I can't.
There's a back and forth.
Move piece of shit.
I don't know.
This is really not fucking good, huh?
GO GO GO!
Dude, there's no way! What is this?
HOO! HOO! HOO!
Got out just in time, babe!
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm already dead.
Oh, and should we both do this machine?
OH SHIT! OH NO!
OH GOD!
Oh, God, can I kill please?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
You're scumbag.
You're scumbag, a liar to chief.
That's all you are.
That's all you are.
You're scumbag, a liar to chief.
You're scumbag, a liar to chief.
That's all you are.
That's all you are.
Scumbag, a liar to chief.
You know what?
I know.
I know.
I know why I'm losing, because we, every other time we play this game,
it's just the end of the game.
The gimmick is properly medicated.
No, I'm going to get there.
so fast. Is the early early speed given? Oh my God. We have to
get it boys. Lock it in. Very good. Very good. Not for
my only three points. Oh,
alright. Alright. Alright, we're walking in. walking in. I'm
walking in. I'm walking in. I'm walking in right now. Right
here, right now. Right here, right now. I'm walking in. I'm
walking in. I keep walking in. I can hate this level. I'm
Rocking in. I might take a maybe secret round. I even know that existed.
Oh, what's around is that?
I'm trying to be a secret.
You look, I swear to God.
You will rot in hell. I hope you know that when Satan's got his
Picking your butthole with his Super Bowl championship ring on it. I hope you remember this fucking moment
Piece of crap
I like my shortcut strat way more than this.
I have an idea, wait a sec, hold on.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, thank you!
Oh shit, it worked, it worked, it worked, it worked, it worked, did you see that?
Pro Strat, Pro Strat!
Fuckin' Pro Strat!
Oh my god.
Oh.
What the hell?
What the hell? How the hell?
Oh, Strat! You can't do 10,000 IQ!
Did you see that? Did you just see that?
He can't see that. He can't see that.
Did you just see that?
What? You blocked my shot.
Dude, easy!
Yeah!
Oh, I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it.
You should have seen the tech. I just employed.
I was at the top of that mountain, and I had one of those fish.
So I shot myself.
I was wondering how the hell you got all over that mountain.
You said it a little bit.
First place! First place!
Take it!
Not for long.
Hello gimmick.
Oh hi.
Hello sir.
Beautiful day to meet God.
Yeah, honestly, great, great weather.
Ah, you like that, buddy?
You are a true- you are a real piece of shit.
Ah, you like that.
I am going to get you. I am going to get you.
Oh, you're down.
Yeah!
Oh, my gosh.
Ooh, that was so cool.
Woo-hoo!
Oh!
I'm on fucking fire right now!
I'm on fucking fire!
Against P.
You know what you're about to do?
fuck you bitch
we're cooking the devils hot boys the devils hot
oh no no no it's all right it's all right it's all right dude i'm still dude i'm still right on your ass
i can see through your ass i can see the light on the other side of your asshole right now
that's my penis
yeah i know yeah to teakling through on the urethra
Dude!
Oh, okay, get ya, take your time, don't let me take your time.
Ha ha ha ha.
First place, first place!
Oh, it's the re-20, scoring's impossible right now.
Uh, sorry, yet.
Oh, guys, there's the perfect one here.
We're gonna hit someone opposite,
and come all the way back and hit them all again.
We just want the next to get a good one.
Get it, get it.
Okay, we'll just fuck John.
Ten, five, four...
I
Didn't see biggest come back
I'll win this fucking game! Fuck all of you!
YEEEAH!
He wa-
OOOOH!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
OOOOH!
How are you, third? We get so good!
We get so good!
Starting all the way from the back.
All the way, all the way!
I couldn't get any fucking further!
What?
I think my baby, what is going on?
You guys, I might be the lie guys.
I was- I did the craziest, dirtiest thing to John and Habibi right there.
I hit Jon off the top of the bobble free hit his wall and then I smoked myself so I was
invisible and walked up to the BB with one of those super goffies, the super goffies.
Oh my goodness.
Do these, do these, do these.
Locked in boys, locked in it.
whoever did that that was really nice of you fuck you wait gimmick you didn't get
that but you get the power up with nobody got affected by some full lungs
I don't fucking know
I would do I would do
Wait, I don't do this!
No wait!
YEAH!
Yes!
No!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
No!
That was my whole plan. That was my literal whole plan. Oh my god. I'm a job. Wait, how do I get over there?
How do I get over there?
You're going to be around.
You're going to be around.
No.
I'm not saying so brother.
Wow.
Oh my god. Five Miller lights in my system. I'm smoking cigarettes in my car.
Oh yeah.
Oh give me a call. You son of a...
Really John?
What?
I would not want to be in this right now.
Oh, it's the rain.
It's the rain.
What the fuck is that?
What's going on?
Okay. All right. You think you're funny? You think you're funny? You think you're funny?
Come on guys, do with that bitch!
Do with that while I'm gone motherfucker!
This is horseshit.
This is entirely just a bunch of horseshit.
What the fuck?
He's playing like a fucking guy.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, I'm like simulator.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay dude, what are we doing?
What is going on here?
What is going on here?
Oh my god.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes. No way. No way. No way. No way.
Hey, no way. This is ridiculous.
Are you serious? I need to get a chance to stop it.
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
Holy crap.
I thought everyone and I didn't even get to see them.
This is ridiculous.
Guys, we have to get a bug in it.
We have to get a bug in it.
I know we have to fuck you.
We have to fuck him.
We have to get a bug in it.
We have to fuck you.
Aw, he finally out.
No, dummy! Damn it!
I'm beating you!
Who are you fucking, Habibi me?
Oh, I'm an Habibi, I was just pushing!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I just keep waiting till I...
I was...
Yeah! Bad try! Bad try!
We need to get probably continued player!
Keep player!
You're the one who fucked me up!
He fucked me up too hard!
No, Habibi, fuck him!
No, no, we should kill him, we should kill him!
No, I'm not even first! I'm not even in first!
Kill I wasn't in first when you hit me off a mountain
You're right, oh, you're right, I hope give me oh, yeah, Johnny use them
Okay, now I did do perfect
Okay, this is bullshit. This is just bullshit.
When different weather we're having.
No!
Good.
I'm gonna fuck all of you.
Okay, and I fuck myself instead.
Okay, perfect.
What a sweet treat. What a sweet little delight.
Thank God. Okay.
Okay, thank God.
Alright.
Okay. Yeah, fuck you, give it. Fuck you.
I push you forward. I push you forward. It's okay. I just did it. Oh shit. No wait. Oh, no, please
There he goes
I'm coming for you
I finished at least I finished like Tina it's too difficult of a shot don't mess it up
get the soft point treatment the soft point treatment soft point treatment
it is his birthday man
it is his birthday
it is his birthday
it is his birthday
well you fuck off
my balls there too
this is my ball get out of here
dude i'm actually creeping this round
wow
i'm actually creeping this round
wow
Yeah, that's right, and you can't make it back in bounds.
Oh, yes, I can, yes, I can.
No way, make lunch.
Oh my god.
You can hit other people.
Oh, lucky.
He set him a bit.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going to hit this.
I'm going to hit this.
Yeah, second time's a charm.
Second time's a charm.
Okay, I hit somebody with my phone.
You hit me and I stopped it right by the hole for you.
You're welcome.
I'll take you on this point.
I got five milliliters in my system!
No!
You piece of shit!
You're gonna bounce back.
Yeah, I already know I'm gonna burn, buddy.
Everybody's fucking my ass!
If I'm burning, you're burning with me, son of a bitch!
Is this under game?
Nope, nope, he fucked all about it.
Are you? Are you?
Coming in my ass
Three big brothers dudes have come down in my ass warning everyone do not show up to the T box tomorrow
Okay, no good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Oh
On the actual golf
Okay, you can best have it where I eat on this eat on the right now
What oh my goodness grab the wooden chair John is in desperate need
I mean how did I kill you?
Get the wooden chair out.
Get the wooden chair out.
Make sure you got the felt lining in it.
I want it to be comfortable.
I want him to be comfortable.
You want my hits or I?
Oh shit.
Yeah!
Did I kill you with the back glass of the arcade key?
Oh my god no.
What?
What?
What?
What are you doing now, man, Jimmy?
What?
What?
You got pretty sad.
My bad.
B-Dot is just giving up.
He's just targeting me, and that fucking golf cart can't show up.
I'm a bunch of little ass in the back of Malbro Ridge!
I don't know how I feel about this.
Oh, okay.
That's right.
That's right.
You reap what you sow.
Oh, I got a three-spot.
I got the respawn point!
I got the respawn point!
You're not getting an A!
You're not getting an A!
Oh, that was the closest shot!
Oh my gosh!
What?!
Double it, you're fucking a spore!
God!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, gimmick!
I don't know how you died that last one I shot them
Yes! Yes!
I swear.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's horrible. That's horrible. That's horrible.
That's a horrible play.
Horrible play.
Anybody got a car? Any golf carts?
I'm not using my action.
Any golf carts out?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Look at that!
Got the shot off!
That's a little rocket, so how do you feel about that? Do you remember in Rust when you gave me my rocket?
Took me so many years to get it. How about another one? Are you- are you- are you gonna be kidding me?
I
Will burn us out of the ground I will burn us off to the ground
How is it back over there?
He doesn't know it's all he does make it
We've done it, we've done it, we've done it
Oh wait, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm gonna take a bitch and put it on my wall
in a troll page, still beating your ass
I don't care, you know what I'm saying
I will burn us all
You wanna fuck me?
I'll fuck you
Are you kidding me? We're battling first
What do you think?
I gave up first long time ago
I'm gonna go and grab this wooden chair.
I'm making sure you don't get hurt.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We can see what I can do right when this shield
goes down, buddy.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm saving it.
Oh, you sure?
I don't see you.
Where's your wooden chair?
Dude, I swear.
Where's that wooden chair?
Where's that wooden chair?
Turn back around for that.
Turn it back around for that too. I'm a five Miller line
Beginning what?
Oh my god, are you serious?
Okay, we lost I lost I was I took it I took it I took I got sent all the way back to the beginning. Yeah
Oh
You better you better I don't care about the way you want to make you want to watch
I'm writing a manifesto right now. Oh God put me in it. Put me in the 13 days and put me in there
Sign my name on the front. Oh
Page one two and three better be all me. Oh my god. I'm not only am I doing that?
I'm planting it in your house and signing it buddy on your name
To warm ups
and destroy each other, destroy each other, yes.
Fight amongst themselves, they will collapse.
Oh, they will collapse.
This is a gold thing, dude.
Oh, that's what it does.
Just don't fuck yourself and die.
I hate you.
I hate you.
Get back to the corner, pussy.
Back to the corner.
Oh, you've already aided me in my pursuit.
Okay, well, this is very unfortunate.
Oh, I have a shurlock! Oh, shit!
Dude, what? I fucked up my... What?
I'm supposed to do this!
Okay!
Okay!
Ah! I got the dial! Look at that!
I don't give a... I'm still in front of you, pussy!
I'm still in front of you!
oh my god bullshit what dude you made my ability blow up in my hands
okay and I just fucked myself out of the first place
I thought I was on zero degrees
Wow
Oh my god, you saved my ball.
Give me no pressure, give me no pressure.
Oh my god, you saved my ball.
Why? I'm on zero degrees.
Why is it going up?
Why is it going up?
I'm on zero degrees.
I'm on zero degrees.
What is this game?
What's zero degrees, man?
Yes.
One more?
Two more?
Are you serious?
You see this?
The developers of this game don't take fucking third-grade math!
Some pity points.
That's right.
Ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous.
You want to build it?
Exactly! That should be even less than zero degrees!
I didn't know this map, I didn't know where to go around, fuck.
Oh you son of a bitch you're son of a bitch come on what are you talking about oh god I didn't
even knock I didn't even knock him a cop but the one monster of that didn't even happen
One dead. Okay.
Yes! How does that work?
Yes! Yes!
That sucks! Bullshit! It blew me out of the way!
You guys said we're gonna...
I shot you! I shot you! I shot you!
Fuck you! I know!
You double-ed through the ice cube!
Ice frozen ice...
Oh no! Fuck it! We're not done yet!
You're actually joking, guys. That's how that works.
Now you just suck me, bro.
Don't look at the top...
Oh my god! That blew my accent!
You don't live fetching a twin.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
No way!
No way!
Say it!
Too easy!
Third mark!
Third mark!
Yes!
That was crazy!
That was crazy!
X mark!
X mark!
This round actually didn't get 8 runs.
You're having a hard time?
I think I threw literally like 5 things at getting it.
right here the most super was super
was super
miss miss miss miss miss
you are lucky
you are in this
first place
BABY
dude i think i got knocked into the water
five times in a row by team
it's a new game
don't do it back
you'll be a cock
alright pal
okay you got a mega foot on your wooden chair now
fuck you
Thank you
for the boost.
Boo!
Bounce right off!
Bounce right off!
Where am I?
Oh, oh, oh shit!
Come on, come on!
Yes, that's a believing!
No way, dude.
This is just close.
Shit, I'm hit this.
Oh, no, I'm not at the start.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I
Like that gun out
Gun blow up when I shot it
That one would pay everyone will play everyone will play that will pay
Everybody will pay don't come to the golf course tomorrow
over the back
What oh that way my god, I'm so close
No, I'm so close to break it
Okay, and you stole that money from me. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Double me would not even okay
Shit
Yeah, you're a maniac!
Aim for my balls!
Stop all that!
Do what you're doing, keep fighting each other.
We actually should stop having each other guys.
We've got to stop having each other.
Yeah, okay.
See you on the other side.
I think we need to make peace not war.
Yeah, peace not war, peace not war.
Here it is.
How did I even miss that?
I don't even miss that
That's what I don't know
Hey, John say say say it don't worry. It's okay. Even if we're live. We're here. Hey, where's getting
I'm gonna. Oh, that's
60 60 degrees 60 degrees
Thank you
Oh, give it to him, give it to him.
I'm assuming it.
No, no.
Oh shit!
I wanna fight with you!
Oh.
That was so cool.
Secret as well.
Take it, I'll take it and go.
Go take it and go
Never won the first round
What do you think you have it just cuz it was your birthday
Lies and such is the bird. Yeah, I'm watching you guys you guys are just strong. You guys are just playing regular golf
I'm in fucking Vietnam
You guys are just, oh nice little round of golf with some friends, I'm out here in the
chair, I'm in the foxhole, you go against me, don't do that, I'm in the foxhole, I'm
still coming.
What?
I see a lot of bloody hands, I see a lot.
Oh what?
Well whose ball is that?
It's mine, it curbed it, it hit you and then it went in the water and it didn't hit you.
Get on.
Okay, all right
Dude what seriously so I knew I knew a little boost. I see a little boost. It's all not enough targeting of a baby in this game
We got it. I know
You fuck I think I fuck oh, yeah, I just you get it to my dad like a single pistol. Oh god. Yeah
Oh
Okay, all right
Okay, my plan was incredible and it just fell to ashes and dust within a mere seconds
What I don't care. I don't care
Why wouldn't you because nobody's greets you enough
Oh, yeah, yeah, I've been briefed all games these guys are in the lead and somehow they're not acquiring any
I'm acquiring a lot of aggro a lot of aggro very many aggro
No, it's an insane amount of aggro just
Just like you said earlier, Pleasant person.
Go, go, go!
Fucking bastard player.
I have to go to bounce here.
I saw that bounce. Oh, good.
Well, this round is over.
For who?
I'm just a fucking dude.
I'm just fucking lucky.
We're getting the best fucking rival horn.
Yes, yes, yes.
We're getting the best fucking...
Yeah, oh my god, I've gotten horns and cameras this entire fucking
play through
Oh, it's a doggy sometimes all the way back there. Oh my god, I've understood myself
Easy, I know you have to be me now. We have to be me. I'm sure not Bible round for the hundred
And there's no way I didn't say it's funny, but once I get some pickups, then I'm dead.
Take your mom, what?
Please take your mom, what?
No, you can take it.
You got it.
You got 50 seconds.
Maybe to be with it?
But I hope it's a whole one.
What are those orange squares with the up arrows?
I'm not even ready.
Oh, they give you something, huh?
They give you either boots or one of those rocket things.
We really, we really, I'm not going to map them.
We can buy, we can buy, we can buy.
Yeah, a movement item.
You have to try to tell him to show you how to see it.
Ooh.
Take it!
Wait, the fire one sends you?
Okay, you can shoot yourself with it?
Yeah, if you don't hit your, uh...
Oh, bitch, you're smiling.
Look at the flicker.
Span, good job, Span!
Thank you, Mom.
What do you say to your Mom, what?
Oh, okay, guys, I think we might want to start
targeting with Stammyby.
Here's a hundred percent.
There is no reason to do such a thing.
Of course, no.
After we target gimmick.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
Of course.
Of course.
I shot gimmick more this time than anybody else.
I had to give it.
I know.
I've no.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I did not go as expected.
I did not go as expected.
Keep talking.
I did not go as expected.
I will say, I will say.
He's got what you're gonna do with the fire.
There you go.
We should be me.
Can I help you hit it?
Can I help you?
There's no problem.
Yeah, absolutely.
It was beautiful, too.
You think you think you think it's leaning.
It's leaning a little bit, but that's okay.
That's okay.
It leads a little to the right.
That's completely natural.
That's completely natural.
we managed we managed oh my god
I needed that a perfect hit a perfect
event that's again okay and okay so this is
got in my head this went a lot better in
my head this went a lot better a lot
bad I did. Okay. I'm gonna hang out with you over here. Any time. Yes. I'm a little
sad. I'm a little sad. Are you sure? Put it in. Put it in. Put it in. Put it in. I put
it in. I put it in. I put it in. I put it in. Put it in. It is not fun unless you end
I'm not putting it in.
Oh, dude.
Thank you for wearing a dress and hitting the ball with the chicken leg.
You know everything about golf.
Thank you.
It's just without your better people.
Oh, shoot.
Wait, I hit the ball, dude.
Yes!
I hit the ball.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
That is such a great game.
Mike, you better not gossiping.
Yeah
but I live for party games.
Oh, God!
Yeah!
I was thinking about playing the game.
What the fuck?
Am I like, the latest?
I don't think it's game games.
Yeah!
Yeah!
He's been a bumulator since day one.
I've been playing this game for a long time.
I've been playing this game for a long time.
And my guy just doesn't swing.
And then I get the shot up again.
I don't think it's game games.
I need to have a relaxed game.
Like watching a campfire.
There's the bandage
Oh, he's already got this in the bag he's a hundred and thirty points in front. Oh my goodness
Oh, that doesn't launch you okay, oh
Nice shot, where did you get the gun the inaccurate gun store? Oh god, he got you good
I
Okay, all right, that's unnecessary unnecessary
Some would say it is necessary this one doesn't
Oh, oh, I got that present. I left even she's like, dude, I swear I get no fucking items
Okay, that seems excessive and seems excessive
Okay
Sorry to disturb you sir. Sorry to serve you my shot. Sorry to disturb you. Sorry to disturb you
understandable have a great day
Dude what what?
Well, I'm not even in like
You're going to get going on.
I'm congested.
Okay, hold on.
Stupid bitch.
I already chopped.
Oh, okay.
That helped me. That helped me fool.
You fool, you know not what you've got.
You know not what you've got. You've helped me greatly.
Oh, yeah? Where are you going?
Oh, oh, oh.
He's so smart.
Where are you going?
What's the place? Yes, it is.
Are you going to plant that? Are you going to plant that on my body?
Are you serious? Do you want to plant that on my body?
He is fucking items of all time.
Oh, you are so lucky I didn't see that.
Every time I have anything, you have a counter.
Okay, this is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
This is peanut racism. This is a hate crime.
This is a hate crime. What are you doing to me?
The Lebanese love peanuts.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
It's a halal.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, that's great to hear.
Oh, that's so creepy.
OK, hold on now.
That's like extremely out of bounds.
John's right next to you, Pino.
John's right behind you.
Oh, okay.
He's got the wooden chair.
He's got the wooden chair.
Alright.
He's got it.
Alright, Jay's got the wooden chair.
Alright.
There's another one.
Okay.
You got funny?
Maybe huh?
You need that funny?
How about that?
Oh, you laughing now?
You laughing now, bitch?
What is this ball play?
What is this?
Uh-huh.
Oh my god, it's going into Narnia.
Yo, maybe you should have done your landline a little later.
I won't fucking land mine, ain't no way.
What?
There's no way you're going to make me fuck this up.
There's no way you're going to make me fuck this up.
BAM!
Oh, yeah, too easy, too easy.
God, I'm dead last.
Give me two, give me two, give me two.
What happened to birthday beats?
What happened to birthday beats?
What happened to birthday beats?
Birthday beat off?
That's why birthday beats off.
Y'all don't have birthday beats?
I used to get punched as many days as my years on Earth.
Okay.
What about your years at Mars?
I thought you meant like a nice little song.
No, no, no. You get punched by the whole...
No
I was trying but I didn't do that.
I almost tried but I didn't.
That was a whole other game.
You really want to choose?
You really want to choose?
This is the last all.
This is the last all the whole game.
No, this is the last all.
We'll put double, put my head in the way.
Put my head in the way.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me.
I hit the button.
Okay, I'm fucking this up.
Oh my god, I did it.
I did it.
I did it.
I'm in the first!
You, I'm in the first!
We need to win!
Good, no, good.
We need to win.
Good, we need to win first.
How do we get 140 points?
We should all get the exact same points as each other.
You guys, I don't understand how maybe he got 140 points
and I finished first and I got 100.
He got 70.
Mine was an eagle.
Mine was an eagle.
What the hell does that even mean?
Oh my god.
You're cheating.
We gotta play.
Yes.
We gotta play gold.
Wait, what did I get?
Did I get an eagle or was it like a hawk?
Well, I beat Peanut!
I got second place!
It's all about her.
Eagle, I get it.
After all of the suffering that I even dirt,
I was legitimately getting more crime the entire time.
I-
You got a pig!
How many points is a pig?
I know a little bit about that.
Oh god.
Oh no, that's very hot up.
Oh god.
Oh no, that was very hot up!
Oh god.
I'm gonna I'm gonna pour another drink over your back. Wait. I need other chili just a lot.
Yeah, same same same same same.
As I say, I should be playing one more round while we think about what we want to play next.
I'm gonna be getting the straight store, I'm gonna have a quick chili just, I'm gonna have a quick chili just...
I'll be right back after I've got a quick chili just quick, take this, you're back!
It'll be okay!
Do, do, do, just dance!
I reckon, baby!
Do, do, do, do, just dance!
It'll be okay!
Hey! Just stay, just stay, just...
I have a trade! I have a trade!
Cheers, cheers!
Cheers, boys, cheers!
Basically, if you're aiming at someone double-lift,
and you hold it all the way past 100, it'll put a little crosser on them.
I actually never know, it'll snipe me wait
Guys I
Hold up wait wait wait before we can start this next match. There is this game on
Steam that I wish listed. I don't know if it's good, but it's like machine party like mini games
But it's I think it's like different and stop you mean I mean
It's called out of hand deluxe have you heard that?
What are we talking about a next game? It's like it looks like it's like a machine party mini game
types scenario. Yeah, there's another game. Two to eight players. Oh this does look like
machine. Yeah, this is like a sloppier version of machine. Dude, legitimately, how do you find
these games that have four reviews I go on tiktok I take it I type in friend
stop and then I just go for like an hour if somebody wants like text me a
list of mom let me cool but like that's why I do it right now you guys I just be
fun for at least a little bit you guys down let's do it scan line I hear that
scan machine party as well we see okay that just features not working there
again it's like a bunch of mini games and stuff
mm-hmm oh no actually that's a social deduction like a lockdown protocol you
We play with five people. Thank you. I don't know. I don't know. Let's do this
You guys want to play one more round of Super Battle Golf then go you want to go right now?
I'm down to go right now
Hey
This is the one. This is the one.
This is the one. This is the one.
This is party.
Wait, hold on. This actually looks incredible.
This actually, hold on. Hold on.
This looks literally like machine party, but oh my god, we have to, this is it. This is the one.
This is the one. I hate that game. I hate that game.
I saw that one game
HONOR GRAMMEME!
DUMBASS!
HONOR GRAMMES I'M BLUE!
Not to mention I was forced to download...
Cod.
Forced to download Cod.
Listen, I listen. I like to make Cod duty jokes as much as the next guy.
But it was a fun time. Fuck you guys.
As you know, I'll say the same thing as I said before.
I'm not going to give out an official review of God, because what's the fucking point?
It's just fucking Call of Duty.
If you like Call of Duty, then you're gonna like it.
If you don't like it, then you're not gonna like it.
It's the same damn shit that's been for 20 damn years.
Uh, why even review it?
Why even fucking review it?
Well, all I'm saying is I was on Warzone yesterday, I said I had a fun fucking time.
That's all I'm fucking saying.
That's all I'm saying.
When it's the same damn shit, I'm not gonna lie and say it's...
We're back!
I'm not gonna lie and say, oh, woo, woo, woo!
I had a fun time!
I had a fun time!
Hmm and this was not a hashtag. Yeah, just no, I don't you know what? Well, I'm maybe I'm leaving at that
All right, let me go on let me let me download this bad boy
I
Made it fully downloaded and put it in
Feel the views 60 I'm putting that should 90 that's got to be the way
The yuri in the game
Yeah, we got fast computer bars
Do I?
Please is fast. I just thought I could get a download button
Yeah, I think I think this
this game was made by like you know someone in their high school project so
should download instantly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh just slow getting to the download
button. Oh guys this this game only has two viewers in its category we're gonna
dominate this category. Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
My speed dials one moment. Don't you don't you rush me. Okay. Hmm. Hmm. Oh. Hmm. Hmm.
Jackbuck's games
See Jackbuck's games is like
And I'm not even like I played okay, I'm willing to continue playing but there for like when you've got your big cheers
40 year old
Friends over something like you got you got your six year old parents or you guys black little bunch of
Bunch of nursing home or something or
cool or
That's that's when you sit on the couch and you all play together. That's not a steam game. That's not a steam game
This is a great song intro to this game what main menu music
Incredible, I'm vibing with it
But in space yeah space club
this is a call a lot right before someone like in an action movie happen I
like the part where it cuts out for half a second then restarts I think it's
It is to build the ambience suspense. Yeah
Okay, now let me see you guys should invite
I
Can't invite you. Oh my god. Is it one of those games you didn't oh my god. Hold on. Give me a second
It's gonna it's about that
It's about to give me the reach around give me a second
Okay, he's Louise. Also, I think this might be a game we talk in-game for
I would imagine so
What what is the in-game button? Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to find it as well am I supposed to invite you before I go to the game
But it's a voice detection. So I think you can do voice activation
Honor this or push it talk push it talk, but what's the push talk key?
You have to set it
I'm going to be in this one and we'll see if the in-game will back up and activate it.
Oh it does.
I can see my thing.
Okay, I hate only so we're only so we're doing we're not doing push talk
We're just gonna be not talk to our chance for the next hour. So
Wait, wait, is it even boxy me because it was not proximity is a boy
Is it proximity? Oh, okay, then yeah, just turn the shit off. We're just
I
Don't know why games have in games out of stuff is it bronze everything. What's the point? What is the point?
Just to hear yourself in a worse quality
Because I think anything is because you can join like public lobbies
My god check this shit out and hear the nice things that they would say we're missing somebody
gimmick gimmick in the closet oh sorry I was chitchat
there we go exploits okay I mean you could be K-so but you can't be over
seems great but you can be K-so if you see the gimmick what they have you in
the game look which one right here look not the ball guy come on there's
television right here
you're my cup in the game
audio that's me how do I do this you are in the game what double audio give me
I know I got the old cheese man
Wait guys, I require another invite, please you go to bedding
New players
Really do it for guy over here. I see it. Yeah, where where oh my god
They're making me watch you all right. Oh my god. They're making you watch love island that's hot. Oh
God
Oh God
Oh
I thought my worst enemy
We got to be sweet. Let's all be different player models so I can tell who's who I get all times
I think there's like five guys
There are five guys
We said I'm in the game too. I kind of want to be more northern line. I'm not
I'm in the game. I'm in the game, too. No way
Yes, look at this
Holy crap. Holy crap. No fucking way
Oh you're causing way
So much cooler than I thought
Wait, I can stand on you, bro
Whoa, I'm clowered Jack. Hey guys. Yeah, guys. Let's each choose one different person that isn't the dummy and let's do black
Oh, I guess you give me the dummy
I'm like a fat Jacks except a guy. I think we were you're that guy. I'll be this guy
I'll be this. Oh, you know, you're this guy. Okay. I'll be I'll be this lady. Oh
We do that lady crap. I'll change. I'll be going fine. I got this guy. I have this guy. Is there any different guy now?
out. We're all different. I'm a different guy. I was a different guy. I'm six. I'm six.
available. You gotta be the case. You gotta be case or the dummy. I gotta be case. I'm
the case. I'm the case. So you're the dummy. I'm not the dummy. I'm the dummy. Oh, I thought
I was gonna go quick. Do you want to be this guy? I'll be case. If you don't know, I'll
be case. So I'll be case. So okay. Don't target me though. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
say hey to me you want the hitbox I think that's just a sound of me jumping yeah I
think I think when you jump your characters is it hello okay all right
this but yeah what there's it there's a there's a there's a lot of things I'm
saying this is well I think it's gone I think that's my god I think these are
just the games that display what the games are let's see meet back
I am not a meatbag.
I am a soul.
I am a soul.
I have memories in a family.
Oh, you're a fucking meatbag.
I speak Mandarin.
Oh, yeah!
A family room.
Wait, you actually speak Mandarin?
Yeah, I actually speak four languages.
Mandarin?
Japanese
and Canadian.
Oh!
Oh, and English.
I love to hear you speak Mandarin.
Hold on.
Let me get some sauce.
Oh, Konichiwa.
Oh, shit.
He was Konichiwa.
Holy shit.
I thought it was you.
I thought you were better, but I didn't know you.
I just busted all over you.
I just busted on you.
I just busted on you.
Konichiwa!
Arrogato.
Arrogato.
Oh, wow.
I'm just mouth open right now.
What's this?
What's going on?
Oh, we all say falling when we want to die.
We know you'll get one shot like the other you'll get one shot. Oh
Interesting
Interesting you watch this pussy
Who just died
You guys trick me you be that I'm gonna write for you
So bad I can't even read the names
Congratulations to you Lane
Wait, oh, oh, oh, oh, there is a point system.
There is a point system pressed half the scoreboard.
Oh, shit.
Wait, should we play, oh, yeah, so I should be playing 10 games
and whoever's the most points of the game in 10 games wins.
Okay, I'm down, I'm down.
Oh, yeah, oh, it's still going.
Oh, no, it's still going.
We just come back to a pretty intermediate.
I don't even have to start again.
Oh, guys, you gave me a continuous.
Oh, come back here for a second.
John, first player's John.
Oh, John.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, John.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna make you second player.
Second player is?
Who's that?
Double left.
Oh my god.
Double.
Check this out.
What is this?
Woo!
How do you know what to do?
Third player is?
Oh my god, that one guy.
No, you don't know what to do.
Wait, wait, wait.
How are you dancing?
How are you dancing?
Uh, middle of my foot.
Wait, you guys don't play this one?
We don't play?
We don't play?
You don't?
How do I stop dancing?
I don't know.
oh shit you guys don't want to play
wait what
oh I'm hit with 4x4
everyone else can check the panel
wait so this is rush one
pick one
oh that is a bad that that's not that I do this
Oh
Choose wise he was telling me be choose wise
This bullshit obviously they will give me the bullet that would
Why is your timer
Can I dance while dead?
That's the wrong bullet which you got.
Oh my goodness.
Oh wait, I'm back.
Yeah, hold on, let's switch over.
Wait, this is fucked up.
I think I'm gonna end on the last bullet.
What's the email button?
I feel like I ended up with the last bullet.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
if you don't die, I'll tell you.
Which one? Which one? Which one?
Just that one. Just that one.
Oh.
Oh.
If I'm gonna die, I'll get it.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
I'm not clicking, man.
You're not clicking.
No, I'm not clicking.
I'm not clicking.
I'm not clicking.
Oh, you gotta do it.
You gotta do it.
You gotta do it.
I'll take the bullet.
Oh, I tried.
I tried.
Be fair, I tried.
to me give me just don't have to play oh i said the wheel i said the wheel guys we didn't even
get any points you know three four three four yeah yeah yeah yeah once i got minus five hundred
points for that guide your mind first one gonna sense mr. p i make homemade beer and i'm naming
my next batch after you. Thank you, my boy. My boy, I hope you all the success, brother.
Exactly guys.
The player furthest from the target number is eliminated.
Oh, wait. Oh, shoot.
What?
Press at eight? How do you press it?
What?
What do you press?
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Oh, let's fucking go!
Let's go!
I'm literally protecting right now.
I'm literally protecting right now.
Alright.
Oh shit, I miss clicked.
Well, you guys are walking.
Oh no, oh no, that was really bad.
That was really bad.
You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like...
I'm so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
You're doing the like, oh, when you tap on top of it, just waiting for it,
you tap on top of it just waiting for it.
Oh, that was perfect.
That was almost perfect.
Oh, my God.
You mean double me?
You mean double me?
Yeah, you actually pretty good at this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why can't we just switch?
What the hell?
Oh, oh, get fucked!
Get fucked!
6.9999, give fucks!
Wait, peanut can count?
Wait, she's gonna have more than one round.
Dude, what are you gonna do?
Easy.
Good work, man.
Good work.
I don't wanna do that, dude.
I wanna do that.
I want another chance.
I want another chance.
It's gonna spin the wheel again.
Maybe you'll pick the same game.
Wait, am I in first?
Who's in first?
Oh, no, no, no.
Maybe it's...
Oh, my god.
Oh, maybe it's Winnie.
Is it alcohol?
We got a new costume.
I call him.
of the wheel. Wait, tell me where the lens on. I gotta go to the
front. How am I in the first place? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Give me.
Give me. Oh, they can shit. Look at me guys. I'm thinking shit.
Give me. Oh, what's the real time again?
The physics. Oh my god. You're hot. Oh no. It's literally
blackjack. It's blackjack?
Hey
How do you know I can't even see the board are you in stand is my shit. How do you read that?
Oh, I'm on Kennedy P. That's why
Wait, how do you know way that you believe that says hit and stand there's actually no way move the camera
Oh your mouth. Oh, yeah, okay. I see it. Okay. I see it
Rock cards, or bust.
I don't want to bust.
I don't want to bust.
You lose twice, you get some bonus points, everyone else gets a penalty.
I'm not going to lie. I kind of suck balls in blackjack.
I need the dealer to tell me what it is.
I can't even focus on the card.
Oh, I'm good. I'm good.
I barely can read what they have.
That's a 10, boys. That's Jack.
what gimmick has I think my god give me can you stand on 17 okay wait so how do
we win again oh what the hell just stay just stay I'm here do we hear what we
Do do not hit me. You're not hitting
No, you get two tries you get to change
Are you serious?
Oh shit, I'll come down to this!
What am I doing? Are you serious?
Dude, what is this rigged ass game?
Oh!
Oh shit!
What?
No way!
Oh!
Oh my god!
That was a little scary dude!
Celebratory hammer?
Scared the shit out of me!
I got fucked.
Oh no!
Fuck, dude, he had an ace. I had to hit. I had to hit.
Oh, thank god thank god thank god.
Oh, what?
Oh.
Wait, what? You dead?
Oh, you can't.
Oh, I'm supposed to be.
I'm supposed to be, buddy.
Are you okay, buddy?
I'm supposed to be. Sorry.
It's okay.
It's not November yet.
Oh, this is crap. Crap game.
I will have you know November is a very racist month for my people.
It is double it. Do you not realize what if I said no?
You know well, you know
It's not you see I mean, it's a very it's a very racist month for my people
No, no lesbian men. No, what do you want that thing to say with that thing you say you'd be able to grab this no gig a chance
Wait, what are we doing?
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh god.
The time's over your head.
Come on, stop fucking me over.
Just go somewhere else.
There you go.
Perfect.
Haha.
Fuck.
Oh!
Dude, I'm not you.
I'm not you.
How do you throw it?
How do you throw it?
I was spamming left.
Fuck it, what's the matter?
Dude, how am I so bad at this game?
I need to know it.
Is it because I am legend?
Yeah.
What?
I touch him, I touch him!
Yes, yes, what?
The outspot is there.
I thought you drew it like that like the machine parties. I'm just
Wait, how do you throw it? Oh
You got touch oh shit
Double me is waiting by a lot give me cash. No points almost oh my god
Dude, we're all like this way.
Oh, this is a three-candidate game again, guys.
Three-candidate game.
I don't know why they asked for a three-candidate game.
I feel like they could just make fun of it.
That is really stupid.
I just pushed it.
I just pushed the wheel, and I got it.
This is bullshit.
Did we just put a new voice?
All right.
Arcissists.
I think it's me and myself.
Guys, I've done it.
You single-handedly pushed it.
No, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
If you jump at the perfect time,
I think it pushes the wheel.
Watch.
Watch this thing, watch this thing, watch this thing, ready?
Watch this thing, watch this thing, ready?
And right here.
No, wait.
No, okay, never mind.
I might be just making things up.
I could be just making things up.
This game was made in a cave with a box of scraps.
Oh my God, don't say Jody's talk.
Hey, what's your story?
Where is it?
You not? Where is everyone?
They're up in that jar.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Mr. Five-Sky Junkie, my good man, good man!
Thank you, Bob.
What's up, man?
You should be with him or anything.
But I feel that we're both in the same place.
What? What? What?
Huh? Wait, you guys killed me?
Oh, no, we saved him.
What? Oh, shit.
I mean, yes.
Yeah, yeah, that's something we're meant to do.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
That's what we're meant to do.
That's what we're meant to do.
That's what we're meant to do.
That's what we were voting for.
We definitely didn't think that that was a vote to kill you.
We definitely knew how to vote for Jeff.
I did not believe you were looking at this.
Dude, of course.
Anything for you in return.
Oh, I've seen this one on TikTok.
This is a good game.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
This is kind of what it's like to play Tarkov too.
You'll have to aim blind?
I think I think it's the same thing like you kind of you don't know where anyone is
Yeah, I'm on the redder now
Okay
Here we go again. Yep. I'll have you know I grew my eyes in real life
I hear you guys walking around me.
Oh shit, wait no way, wait no way!
Wait no way!
Don't do it!
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oh wait!
I
My safe my safe and safely not pointed at me
I don't want to do this
I'm sorry I was doing two more
Oh shit. No, no, no.
Now what the fuck do we do?
Oh! My fucking god.
Oh god!
Why'd your blood come out of my head?
I got hit by a ray.
Who's that? You don't left it? What was that you?
That was suspicious.
The way he moved it slowly to the lap, I feel like he's watching where my scenes are sitting.
What? I'm streaming right now!
It's the Double Meep! It's the Double Meep!
I don't understand this right now.
I don't understand this right now.
I think it's a point redistribution.
What is this game is everything.
That's right. That's right.
I'm going to start cheating actually.
I'm going to cheat.
You're not cheating. You're not playing.
That's what I'm saying.
Damn right.
What's that?
Please don't beat me.
Please don't beat me.
Please don't beat me.
Oh
Point
We're being supported you are not waiting this game. I'm only was we are not with this game
Red, black, or yellow or green?
Who is you, man?
Red, black, or green?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
What would you click?
You just turn around and then put the camera where the thing is.
How would you?
You check.
You check.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Why would you ever choose green?
Oh, it's equal.
It's equal.
It's all the same, are you sure?
Wait, no, wait, no, it's not.
Wait, no, green is more than usual, but it's not equal.
You get all your stuff back if you do green like if you're down one. There's two in each quarter
Is it all black and then one in each quarter of green?
Yeah, we do it black
Give it quick red and
Double me. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
You fucking move John. I can't see
Sorry, I'm dead. No, I'm serious
Baby
I would take those points please.
I would take those points.
Dude, have you just took all our points? Have you just took them all?
Yes, of course. You gave them to me.
That's pretty solid.
I think it's at negative 2,000 points.
Why can't it be in the 0.3?
What the fuck are we doing, dude?
You gotta do scan.
I gotta do scan to match my character.
Music may have.
You gotta do scan to match my character.
You gotta do that negative 1,800 points.
Oh, no buddy!
This fucking game, this game...
Oh, god damn it!
Hey!
Hey!
This is a battle off now again, begining!
You like only 2MP in the air, can you?
2MP in the air!
I can't control you!
What is this?
I don't know! I don't know!
I see.
I got to just make a camera!
Oh god, okay, I've already skewed twice. I'll leave one life left. Oh my god. Oh
I'm so dead it's over it's over me
I don't even need to die doing the line
It is possible.
I'm not even up there.
Thank you so much.
I enjoyed really hard too and I was there too.
No, no, no.
I would like to thank people.
The Academy.
I would like to thank the Academy, of course.
Yes, I would like to thank my father.
Wait, they killed the bottom two?
That's fucked up.
All right, all right, it doesn't warm up
Lock it
Dude the point we should have redistributions over only three people play is kind of fucked up
I know I only got one
I don't know what you're saying
I told disrespect about the little kids
Have they competing at it almost every time?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know about that
I don't know about that
Obviously it's a
Ah, you're right
Here we go, this is a fun game
This one's fun
We play all the games, as opposed to the shiggins we haven't played yet.
Oh, I don't know.
I think it's new games.
Oh, this one, yeah, this one.
This one we played.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Do you guys see, do you guys see Rocker?
This is a game with a lot of skill.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think there's a lot of skill involved.
I need the chess piece that goes in my butt to tell me what it is.
fucking peanuts you get at this oh my god I fuck oh shit John you got super cars
Oh
I
So close 5 9 9 9 dude. I want to just play this game this mini game over and over
Oh
I was surfing and then I
gimmick knows this is a game of all one can nose kill and that's why you went
that's right that's right the gods blessed me today
all right okay okay we should just choose the three candidates with the
least amount of points for the most amount of points it's literally just pure
luck look the the wheel just sticks and there's no like
I thought it was on a beating.
Hey, oh.
Mr. Doubleme.
Why is it always me, dude?
I thought it was me.
I think you wanted to be you.
That was your point, Mr. Stop.
Or you lose him.
Or you lose him.
I would take it.
I would take it.
That's it.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh fuck.
I
Remember that he doesn't hit on it well
No, I think he just pulls one more card. I think he pulls maximum three cards. Yeah or something
Yeah
You got a rack on you
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
See that? Thank you.
I'm like Mark Frogger's like Milkers dude.
I appreciate that.
I can't even read the stupid cards.
Oh fuck.
Wait what? Do I stand or hit on 16?
On a 6?
He's not a 6 you stand.
Oh!
Stand.
Yeah, you stop right there.
Hey, why didn't he hit again?
No, I don't know. He doesn't hit on a...
He's 15.
Oh
Now 14 on a five you should we stay you stay I believe it beat up
We were always born three cards. I don't I don't know what type of black tag this is buddy
I've never played one where he stays on fucking 10
You stay again
Needs to be updated in the machine
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, don't be- I'm so sorry, don't be-
I'm so sorry.
What were those hands?
What were those hands that's telling you guys this game's a fucking rig?
No.
Dude, peanut, I got two tens.
If I could split this, I would.
I said, I said, I said.
D-L-E just stayed on 14.
What is that?
What the hell?
Yeah, it's weird.
It's weird.
It's a very weird person.
I'm hitting on 21.
Weird is a good one.
You gotta hit on 21, you gotta hit on 21.
Let's do a bloodshot, one on one.
Oh.
That was my first loss, what the fuck?
No, we all lost on second.
No, no, no, no, sir.
Yeah, don't try to lie to the judges here, buddy.
Yeah, he owes all.
He owes all.
He's the be-all shot.
He's in the lead now, and I didn't even get a chance.
You didn't even get to defend yourself.
He's gotta mess it up.
No, that's out of the bomb. Calm down, her bean ball.
Calm down, buddy. Calm down.
I was getting excited.
Can you use the arrow keys for this, or do you have to use the arrow keys?
I used the arrow keys.
I didn't want to test it mid-round.
Move away from this one.
I played a lot of Flash Revolution in middle school.
middle school. Oh God, he's a professional. Oh, I was paying attention to the first one.
You guys going down once you know that.
Okay, doesn't help that it's not on beat either. You know, the beats just got a fucking useless.
Yeah, I don't want to be the music. I'm a little close on the arrow.
Same.
Okay, all right, things are not going good for the mung bean over here.
He's not going good over here for the mung bean, I won't lie.
Thank god I'm not the punch when dead.
Oh, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Congrats.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All the applause.
All the applause, everybody.
All the applause.
No need to applaud me.
I am the winner. All I do is win.
The three-man game kind of, uh,
it slows everything down, you know?
It does, yeah.
I agree.
Listen, listen, but this is a $5 game
that would run on the Nintendo 64 back in 1995.
I'm trying to fatigue again. It's probably pretty useless.
I think you better leave a scene review.
It could be like one of the five reviews.
You would be one of the top five reviews.
I never get picked for this job
I'm in the golf jam in the goddamn honestly it's a say bet two players lose points one
What is it? What is it?
It's real life! It's real life!
I don't even want to be in this thing. This thing is just fucking my RNG. I swear I win every Gopal game, but I just want to die.
Just have five! Just have five!
I just let five people play.
Oh, it's really just the party.
I'm doing green every fucking time. Are you kidding me? That's a no-brainer.
Are you just just green? Are you dumb?
Yeah. No, I'm just gonna hit green.
She's got a feeling, bro.
This guy can't be.
Table top the table so I can not be out. It's over for this guy. It's over for him
It's over for him. This is green off with my cock out live on stream. Oh, I even have
Why even have the wheel if the ball just bounces around that's what I'm saying
I was just joking I was just
Wait, miss that button, miss that button!
It's never been read.
I always never do that!
If not once!
It's never been read once!
Show this to the police, of course.
There's no way the guy that just read first round won.
I mean...
John's got a lot more on to something.
He's got to have like a little, little...
little painful stuff.
Fuck.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Well, our game needs to be deleted from Steam and reported.
Hey.
Hahahahaha.
Grab game.
Grab game.
Oh, there's a- oh, yeah.
We can- we can- we can just move to the front.
Locking on.
Oh, I'm in second place!
Oh my god, we have to move better than I thought!
Wait, how is John in first place?
I keep winning all these fucking games.
This is my game, dude.
I was- I would go MLG in this shit.
They could be a shoe tiger and John would come and lash.
How is he in this place?
It's a beast in the air, okay?
It doesn't look like it.
If he wasn't there, he probably is now.
oh you took it off of me give it to John here's a John bro he's fucking in
first place
you know you saw the egg I fucking crab yeah I do it again too pussy
You and me, boss! You and me!
Oh fuck, you turned the perfect time!
There's no way! There's no way!
What?! What?!
We need some timer on your screen too?
Oh my god, I'm the only guy carrying the gravity geodimer!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Is that a Chinese classic?
It's not a Chinese classic.
Oh my. Oh my.
Oh
They even changed my head
Oh nice you're in you actually in me
No, I get to play community chair, please let me be in the chair. I hate playing this. Are you kidding me?
No, wait. Oh Johnson. Thank God
Dude if John wins this I'm gonna lose it. There's no way he wins three point meters
as you
All right
This is this is star ducks coffee. What is this?
Little Russian
Seven blanks to live round
This language is gonna make me forget how to speak
English
No one dies on the first round right besides you guys on first round
Dude honestly it kind of
Numbers I've read the numbers. I've done them. I've done the math. It's just physically impossible for it to be the one in the middle
Yeah, I heard this
about the one next to it it said definitely big that one a hundred percent
big that one okay thank you my god that's a yikes I'm ready the numbers I'm
ready the numbers I'm ready the numbers guys I ran the numbers and statistically
speaking the top left one that's the bad one the top no wait no the top
right one's the bad one the top left one's clean. Okay okay one. Wow. Because I'm sick of this bullshit.
I'm not right it's the bad one. Okay I've read the numbers again guys I've done the math.
Statistically speaking it's this one this is the bad one this is the good one right no no this is
the ball is the way this way.
Oh my gosh.
Can you run the numbers one more time?
Okay, it's the top middle one. That's the bad one. That's the bad one. Top middle one's the bad one.
Why would you use that one?
Wow.
He tried to help me.
Some people just don't want to be helped.
Let's go.
First place! First place!
This is some serious bullshit.
Say this.
First place. First place.
What is this?
Oh, this is good.
I love this one.
I love this one.
Oh, yeah.
Now, this is a skill-based game right here.
Guys, I'm gonna give you guys a small little tip.
Seeing in the corners is kind of obvious.
He's gonna be standing in the corners.
I see a cop on top of the canes, look at that cop on top!
Oh what?
Oh shit.
You got him up!
Oh, here he comes up.
Are the footsteps actually accurate audio?
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna meet up, I'm gonna meet up.
Oh shi-
It worked!
It worked!
What?
Oh, that's what I was gonna do with it.
So what else guys don't worry no worries
Oh
So John automatically dead
I think I think you know one one standing in the red barely I got one foot on
Brona asked me hello gentlemen
I want to cheers with a sip of silly juice been nose beer clean for six months and your streams helped a lot
Thanks, sir, bossman
I'll change down your gala and stuff. Stay hydrated.
Stay hydrated. Stay hydrated.
Why? I'm actually alive.
What?
I'm alive.
Oh God! Oh God!
Make sure to first shot to the first shot!
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Dammit! Dammit!
Oh
That's tough
That's tough. Oh, we win those we win those. Sorry we win them show first place show first place
Show first place watch. All right
Time to slow it down a little bit
It's like mini golf
Oh
Oh, this could make or break us what you could make or break us if we win this we probably win if he loses me
Probably
Who to save the other two die? Oh
Oh
Jimmy please don't let me shoot the wild shaw!
I'm gonna start a fight!
Right! Right! Right! Right! Right! Right!
Wild shaw!
Woohoo!
What did I say?
Jimmy sounded the least racist. You actually didn't say anything.
I said, yeah.
Oh, she's only on my 20 boys.
Give it to me. It's my 20 boys, guys.
When you want to sound like you're speaking in Mandarin,
you really gotta open your mouth like really wide.
I
Starting
Tell me I'm wrong
there as well it's incredible you know English only uses like what like 30% of the mouth cavity
how do you wait how do you go up on the arrow again you just hold w but w
fuck away from me there wait for me
no no no no no no no oh oh oh bye bye
Oh my god.
Bucky!
No way!
Wait, wait, wait, Pino, you can win now.
You're definitely gonna win now.
Give me a go at one tat.
Can't believe this.
Can't believe this, Pino.
Oh, shit!
Hahahaha!
You fucked, John!
You have 1500 points.
It's a mini versus peanut?
But it looks that way.
You guys aren't playing anymore.
It's your plan now, buddy.
I've got a plan, pussy. I've got a plan, bitch.
What do you got playing?
I've got a plan, pussy. I've got a plan.
Yeah!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I won.
I won.
You betcha we're gonna be on top.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm dead.
Now the point where you just need to
actually watch the bandit time is not fair.
I got like 2,000 points just for not
not that interesting.
for sitting in my chair.
Easy.
Speak, speak, speak.
I want to thank my mom.
I want to thank my mom and I want to thank
General Dowdy
and Wendy. She always gives me extra
ketchup for my 4-4-4's
and Susan.
Susan down at 8-1-R
blocks. She's been a wonderful help
with my taxes.
Oh my god.
What a beautiful day.
She'd be perfect if it wasn't for her secret. Oh my god
How she killed that one homeless person in 2003 in Mississippi and stashed his body under that bridge and tried to get therapy
But she tried to hide it from her family what she couldn't so she had a mental breakdown
She wouldn't even tell a therapist would happen since she went off and became the Bay Harbor butcher and that's why they made that so after her
I
Why not do a machine
Modification five people
Wait, we guys can we look up. There's a modern five people
It's for people. Yeah, okay, this is perfect. I gotta go eat dinner anyways
No, no, no, the reason why I was asking was because I think you can take peanut
No, no still it could be
I don't want to play with me.
Double left could not beat me.
I mean, let's just double left.
There's a very competitive gentleman
but he's...
What? What?
I'm the king of machine.
I am the king of machine party.
He would never beat me.
He would never beat me.
He would never beat me.
No, he would never beat me.
He would never beat me.
You would never beat me in machine party.
It's impossible. Maybe simply impossible.
He's talking shit. He's talking selfish shit, buddy.
Honestly, don't believe me.
Let me see if there's a mod real quick.
We're scene party mods to play with my people.
Oh, it actually is.
I'll gladly watch.
I fucking hate that game. I'll gladly watch if the mods.
Dude, I gotta go. I'm gonna be...
Okay, I play one more game.
Yeah, one machine party game.
Wait, John, you decide because you opted.
Yeah, you want to download the machine party overtime mods you can all play. Oh, no, I'll just watch your stream, buddy
I would just I'm buying the last place simulator. I don't like it
Last place you sure because we can download the mod. I just don't have nexus
No, I don't want to dare if you think it's time
Well, I will see we all will have to download the nexus mod launcher as well. I already have
Just run it, just run it.
You sure?
Yeah, 100%.
Kondo Pinto.
OK, I just downloaded the mod.
My mouse started moving on its own.
Oh, god.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh, god, it's going to my browser.
Oh, god, it's helping at lemonparty.com.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Watch this, watch this, boys.
We'll tell you something, Mr. Doublelift.
You may think you're the biggest in the madness.
Okay, you may think you're the big man on the one, okay?
But not today, not in machine party.
Okay, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
Are you?
Not machine party.
Okay.
I'm dead.
I have missed everything.
What are we doing, party?
I was just picking up my door dash.
What's the consensus?
What's going on here?
What do you have in this game, bro?
About-
He is a sweat.
I hate, I hate him.
I've only got like four hours.
It's definitely not.
It's definitely not about skill in this game.
No, it's definitely not a skill.
It's Peanut.
Peanut is only good at skill based games.
Have we done?
Not in this game.
Oh, my.
What?
Do you play full screen or do you play like tiny moves?
Do you play full screen?
Do you play full screen?
OK, OK, OK.
I'm literally about to maug you so hard for a time.
Have we played pommel party before?
You know what?
You know what, actually?
You know what?
I'm with this.
And you can't team up on me if I make this bet, OK?
gimmick in the movie okay oh yeah are we playing machine party yes yes yes yes
actually make it interesting you know what give it to me we have to promise
not keep up on me did the promise okay well I'm not trying to make a real
bet I'm actually gonna make a real bet right here I wouldn't team up on you
specifically but teaming up on the first base player is is a tactic as old as
time the tradition okay listen listen you can do it but let's not make it
unreasonable let's all just agree to be reasonable guy yeah yeah I'm down and
I'm down and not you know okay I you know what if you win if I win nothing
happens nothing happens all right if you win I will send 50 gift and subs right
at the end of the game, right at the end of the game.
Really?
Yes.
That's, that's, okay.
That is some problem.
I'm going to fuck.
I'm just.
Yes.
Locked in.
Pushing.
Locked in.
How to win at machine party.
What?
We're not losing.
We're not losing.
Talk to Lupa right now.
We are not losing.
We are not losing.
We are not losing.
We are not losing.
Actually, wait a sec.
This is some useless bullshit.
What is this fucking AI overview?
What?
You know what?
A hundred.
a hundred gifted subs if you win first place in this game.
Dude, I'm going to lock the fucking right now.
Oh, my God. I've been locked the fuck.
I'm going to say, we wasn't we was it.
Yeah, we was it. Yeah.
OK, OK, OK.
Well, you know what?
I can't. I can't.
I can't. You haven't done a good job.
But we all have to be reasonable.
We all have to be.
I will. I will see this week.
I will see this two things.
Number one, if you guys start being unreasonable,
It's completely fine. The bet stands no matter what no matter even if you guys are the biggest dicks on the planet
In a specific round there can be team ups last minute, but overall team ups would be unreasonable
How's that sound?
Actually actually gimmick gimmick if we win we don't get anything so like you have to gargle my balls
And you went in there's a little
I'm going to double here. There's a little rise. You can't look at it 25 gift. It's
Oh
I'm gifted to you guys sound I mean
Already already TV already
Are you inviting us or do we need to come you just join on I got you buy it on you there you go
Is John leaving?
Oh, Mr. Roddy!
I'm going to pay!
I'm paying!
I hate this game with the burning.
We are lucky. We are lucky.
We are not losing. We are not losing.
Locked in boys. Locked in!
In some moment.
We'll see you soon.
Four babies in a little baby game development office.
I've heard that before from you.
Order some food.
Actually fuck actually after this
Oh my god
Are you sure you ready for this mr. Blift I'm ready I'm ready bro
I'm gonna give you one tip at the beginning and then you're on your own you can actually suck my bars all right, okay?
Okay, I would love to you, okay
Okay.
Oh, it's a tip.
What's the tip?
It involves with this peanut.
What is the tip?
The tip?
Or no, it's when we go in the game, just to show you how it goes.
Okay.
Just show you how it goes, okay?
Yeah, it goes.
I'm quick on my feet.
I got this.
I'm your charity tip, bro.
All right, I might look.
Listen, this one, this one, this one's tough.
Hey, guys, I just got a delicious meal.
Hold on, wait, guys.
Here's the tip.
Every game, before we start it, we'll tell you how to do it right here,
And then you click the right arrow, it'll explain the whole game. That's it.
Alright, I'm actually gonna walk in this one.
Hey guys, can I eat real quick?
What are you eating?
I'm already on it.
Two!
Two!
Two!
Big Macs!
Yeah.
Oh.
Hmm.
Yeah, just don't.
Oh, you just got one.
You just go.
Guys, just do it.
Two quick, two minute.
Quick, two minute.
Me there.
Quick, two minute.
Okay, okay, okay.
Quick, two minute.
Okay, okay.
Hmm.
I should I eat this burger look like I got Freddy's
Do I hold left and right click or do I just tap them to toggle
But the way this works is
That there's a series of mini games
There's 15 mini games after each mini game a score will be accumulated on the right side as you see right there
Rollin zero at the end of like the 15 minigames whoever has the biggest score wins the game
Are you eating to
Big Macs right now, are you just doing one? I'm having a Freddy steak burger
What is that?
Freddy's Steakburger. Freddy's Steakburger.
What is that?
No, that's like, that's like a southern thing, I think.
Freddy's frozen custard and steak.
Oh wait, that sounds delicious. What?
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Listen very carefully.
McDonald's has the best fries.
Widerburger has the best fry sauce.
But if you had to go to one place for the best fries plus sauce combination, it is Freddy's.
It is Freddy's. That is a factual statement.
I believe you heard right.
It's a factual statement.
I don't know.
It's a factual statement.
I'm going to go ahead and push back on that.
I think Chick-fil-A sauce is the best sauce.
No, I think.
With?
No.
That's hard to beat.
I'm not saying sauce in general.
I'm saying fries sauce.
Well, I use it on my fries.
You get the waffle fries with the Chick-fil-A sauce, Bing Bang Boom, Dung Dung Dung
No
Hmm
Listen Mike, I eat fast food one to two times a day and have been for probably ten years
I'm gonna die soon and before I die I need you guys to know
McDonald's has the best fries
Watermelon has the best fries sauce and Freddy's has the best combination of fries and sauce
If you had to just go to one spot now ideally if you wanted the best combination ever
You would go to McDonald's, which I have done multiple times,
get two large fries,
drive to Water Burger, and get spicy ketchup.
You could mimic when those first two warm-up rounds.
He couldn't ask for a better friend for his birthday.
I got a feeling that guy's eating fast food this often.
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
I mean, it just sounds like you know, Paul.
It sounds like you would be able to, like, blindfolded,
like, taste a different burger from, like, a different spot
and just know where it's from.
Absolutely I can identify any burger in the world 100% I don't know that I don't like shit
The superpower
I will tell you though
Freddy's is a lot like Wendy's if you ask more than two sauces to look at you like there's some type of slut
but it doesn't feel good.
So actually what I do when I go is I actually buy
the $4 giant bottle of their sauce
so that I don't have to feel bad for myself
and they don't look any weird.
Just to avoid the judgment, I understand.
They have it right there on the window.
You can buy it anytime you want.
You just buy it.
I mean, you go home and you put on paper plate.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Almost done. Two more bites. Two more bites.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Uh, Culver's? Culver's is great on good.
You got sauce they have?
I have a people that say it in my chat,
but I've never been to Culver's.
I like Culver's. I love sauce.
Culver's is fucking awesome, dude.
Culver's is one of the best burgers I've had.
Culver's has a really, really good sauce.
sauce a really really good sauce but I will say this is very particular you
have to be in the mood for that sauce it's not like spicy ketchup where it's
good all the time it's not like you know what I'm about is extremely good sauce
but you have to be in the mood for that sauce you're saying you're big facts big
facts you're saying you're saying I do know what you're saying yeah yeah there's
some sauces like that out there. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, culvers. I'm an in and out man. The
double double in and out is my favorite fast food burger. It's not even close. But I haven't
been to Culver's. I haven't been to Freddy's. There's a lot of places I just haven't been.
I'm taking a quick pee pee and then we're ripping it. Wait they don't have these in California.
Oh, it's fucking. I don't know. I've never heard of them. Apparently.
that have been a note that the more nails brunch
national
no other all that's like a s
it's not a chain that's a singular place
all god i might have actually i mean the national i don't remember other names
of places i ate though
it's a good idea to go to a family style breakfast place
is it is it around outside of nashville
well it's a little bit outside of nashville it's like i don't like how
you talk i went to this brunch place that had like a weight
and it was in was like tiny towns right outside it's like he's a family
that was a national family so
we all eat the same table now
is regularly as a person is absolutely credible
but what you like famous you are all the more so real i'll go back to the
uh... are we are we ready to cast a goal
and a hundred subs on the line
but i would like to have a lot of professional competitive match
starts right now
Hmm
Oh shit we are so lucky and we are so you're so lucky man. Oh shit
Yes first place, first place, baby.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
I didn't know how to play the game.
Rock to the top, rock to the top, rock to the top.
As long as I finish.
As long as I finish.
I actually didn't know how to play the game.
I would have won, I would have won.
I feel alive.
I feel alive.
I
I feel like that was going to be terrible.
Bam!
Alright, GG.
This don't meet the GG's.
No, no, no, no!
GG's.
Because you and me, boss, you and me.
Because you and me, bro.
Really is all about it.
We don't play time, right, dude?
I wanna see this happen.
No, I just wanna see you.
Hold on.
Ooh, wait, are we gonna be tied?
Yeah, I think so, because we got both first and second.
Oh, my God.
And he's played this before, so you know she's going again, you win.
You're like, okay, I'm not scaling already.
You're back, you can do it.
You can do it.
Certified.
Certified.
Throttle, reverse, steer.
There's so much on the line here, bro, what are we going to do with all these, all these
subs?
It's going to be the first I think you should try fucking yourself because you're not getting
any.
I would give it a try that you wish I had.
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
Alright, end of game one, how are we feeling?
I'm a little nervous.
I won't lie.
I won't lie.
I won't lie.
I'm in a bit of a food coma right now, so I'm a little slow.
As soon as it settles, it's going to lock in.
It's going to be the comeback of the center.
Double meat has not blinked.
It's pretty impressive.
Yeah, I was double meets first time
Okay, okay, I'm gonna definitely
Oh, I'm fucking around I'm fucking around it's over for me. I'm fucking around. I'm fucking around
I'm fucking around. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? Oh, I'm fucking around
Don't fucking do a gimmick. What are you doing gimmick? I just don't want to be last. Oh, they got wait that counts
One of my boxes what oh, it's already over double if you wave my fucking box and piece of shit
Don't eat double me get away from my box. I will fuck us both. I will fuck us both right now
I will fuck us both
Go ahead, focus both then.
Don't care.
OK, well, I lost.
You're just a piece of shit.
Yeah, well, good job, man.
You're a piece of shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You aim for the king, you better not miss.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Oh, it's over there.
Come on, give me, come on, give me, you got this, you got this.
No, this is a dead box, cheat that box.
That's all you do to cheat that box and he loses.
You didn't put it in your thing.
What? Come on! Give me! Come on! Give me!
Just get away! Get away! Get away!
Oh you fuck.
Heeeerelllllll yeah there we go!
God, I play so hard.
There we go!
Gimmicks. Gimmicks.
G-G-Gatekeeping a hundred or so?
Skimmickle!
No-No-No-No!
No, gimmicks!
You need to be respectful and not peeing!
You need to be respectful and not dee-
Thank you, gimmick!
Thank you for being a man of honor!
Thank you for being a man of honor!
You are a man of honor gimmick!
A man of honor!
a man of honor and valor is to not get last man of honor and valor means whatever it
takes
yes I like that motherfucker I like that no
you guys watch for that second you guys watch for that second
why why am I not driving what the hell you hey man hey man you guys really gonna
this you guys really gonna do this you guys really gonna do this
I'm gonna make you lose give him I'm gonna make you lose gimmick you're gonna
lose
open yourself up I wasn't I didn't come out no no no you came out you left
yourself explode I was trying to help me dude I was trying to help oh I'm fucking
around I'm fucking around what am I doing what am I doing oh it's over I
lost I lost yeah it's over for me okay it's over it's over yeah it's I don't
know what I'm I am I am I am I an idiot what am I doing what am I doing
whoa whoa whoa whoa did you get a new final box right the in there Jesus
that's horseshit that's horseshit yeah it's okay locking it like that's
Fuckin' legend.
Oh, Mr. Rowley's boy, but what the fuck is this?
One good, five good, I'm dead!
Thank you, I'm going to be changed to my life!
Drop slash insert, I am.
Fine weapon parts in the back three.
Oh my god, this one fucking posted me out.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Rowley, for the gift, my love.
Please see the first version, sir.
Big kind of a big man joke.
He's changed my life.
Oh, wait, I wasn't.
He's 100 something, really?
Two games in a row, we're fine!
I'm always the top left.
The bottoms?
I never get bottom
So how do you know that what the recipe is it tells you the bottom?
I'm I'm toast I forgot how to play this game. I was left clicking
Yeah
Oh my god I'm actually the maxed out. I rank like the fuck.
Oh, come here and come for me first piece of shit!
No, nooooooooo!
Well done miss. Well done sir. Well done. Please take him away.
Holy shit. We guys we have to fucking we have to stop this guy. We have to stop this guy.
We really want that one. We really have to stop this guy. You want that one.
He's on stop. He's on stop the wall.
mine is so fucking far yeah get down the fucking wall down the wall don't you
I never get the bottom rose.
I'm just kidding.
You're easy.
You're easy.
You're easy.
First place.
First place.
First place.
So many points.
Oh my god.
I should have went for P.
I'm here.
I should have gone for you that time that I killed both of them.
Then you killed me.
or his cycle work the life of the second technology
Yeah, I'm gonna double it, he's gonna fuck this up
like the first two times, but after that he's gonna probably
be as awesome. I'm gonna lock him to this one, okay?
I'm gonna lift it.
You don't wait, you left him right away.
He was born with something else in his brain,
something like this. He was born different.
He's like his family. This guy,
he's got a mutation in his brain
like kids born in Alabama.
We gotta, we gotta,
we gotta say, we gotta read while you
still don't understand the game.
and uh
Is left click burn right clicks pass
Yeah
Oh my god, I fucked up
There it is there it is there it is there it is what everyone was that much better
My night night night night night. No, wait, you know, it's crazy at this. What?
what? He's he's he's kinda he's at the spam. Can you get it wrong? Yeah, you can get it
wrong with six points off of it. Okay, okay. So you have to be like fast, but actually
You can't just like that shit.
Yeah.
I botched that one.
He's ridiculous.
He's ridiculous.
He's ridiculous.
I botched it.
He botched it too long.
I messed up twice.
He's actually ridiculous.
Too easy.
Too easy.
Okay.
I think I kind of...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, he does fucking crack with this.
I'm hyping me up. You're gonna make me fucking jump. Oh God
Dude, I'm terrible I actually
Oh, okay, hold on
Oh, I just lost what the hell
Oh, that was the worst that was the worst they gave me a doozy they gave me a
Doosie on that one. It was it's gonna change and flip-flop simpsap simpsap
Oh god damn it, I need to play this one dude.
Oh, who wins?
Who wins?
Oh, thank god.
Thank god.
Oh my god.
Oh, that was a little slow that round, a little slow that round.
But not the slowest.
I spoke too loud.
There it is.
Oh, double-edged poison, it even changed.
Oh!
No!
Oh!
We're ducking boys, we're ducking boys.
We're cooking boys, we're cooking boys!
What? How many rounds are there? How many rounds are there?
All those squares, the ones that are still alive.
Yep, we go through them again.
Mhmm.
Fine escalator, mind the gap.
I'll give you one hit.
This is the worst fucking game I've ever played.
It's not about speed.
Okay.
Chaotix 237 sent, hey P, love the stream, have you tried body cam?
They have a zombie mode and feels wild, happy birthday gimmick.
Mine's not.
Bodycube is a zombie mode?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
What?
That sounded sweet.
I played some bodycube offline today, that sounded nice.
Go ahead and mess up.
There's no way.
Who's with me?
There's no way.
Who's with me right now?
There's no way.
It's gimmick, it's you and gimmick.
Can we go ahead and watch that, please?
Can you watch that for me?
Wait, I don't understand why is Gimmick going all the way down,
even though you guys are barely doing a different speed.
Stay and I messed up once, dude.
Yeah, you guys start talking about me!
I told you, I told you, double me.
It was speed. It's not speed.
It was not speed.
It's not speed.
It's not speed.
It's not speed.
It's not speed.
It's not speed.
I
Think said it has nothing to do with speed like nothing to do a speed, but it's just not the main point of it
There we go boys. There we go
It is boys
Hmm
Yeah, I see this movie is quite easy to come back with thousand points. Okay. Okay. Okay. This this game stupid by the way
It's actually what it's kind of stupid
Which one is this is the syringe? Oh
Yeah, this one is probably one of the more RNG
It's fun though
Odingo, Odingo.
Odingo, Odingo.
Odingo.
Oh, God!
We're dead, we're dead, we're dead!
We're dead, we're dead, we're dead.
We're dead.
You know what you do.
You do what you do.
We're a vans of something up, but just a little.
Oh, it's so, so thick!
Gladi, gladi, gladi!
Gladi, gladi, gladi!
You're the guy?
Yeah.
Go find him.
Go find him.
He's hiding somewhere.
He's hiding somewhere
I just wanted to fuck you extra
Fuck like five times
Cause you lasted longest?
You had to last the whole time I think
We don't really know how this would work
That's why it's good, we don't really know
Oh
No
What oh where is it? Oh no
Wait wait wait wait wait there's this thing we can do there's a thing we can do
Don't say anything.
That's the busiest game, dude.
This game, dude.
Guy next to me gets the goddamn syringe.
I found the syringe once ever.
You win if you ever win if you get the syringe?
You automatically get a ton of points if you get the syringe.
Guys, where are these guys at?
Oh, let's find them.
There.
Ah, beautiful.
Beautiful. Wait, it's maybe still alive?
Crap.
I'm... I... I work with what I got, guys.
I play with the cards I would doubt.
Okay? You cannot blame?
You don't blame a group of them.
For another 20 seconds.
Here's this guy.
Here's this guy.
I... I am dead. I am so dead.
So very dead.
Here's this guy.
what we get exactly the way did we get up no I we didn't get him wait where were
we where were you oh I was no it no it should be found
you think you're gonna find my secret spot
Get your fucking move out of fucking way shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
Mr.. gimmick mr.. Mimi come on out come on
I thought I was hitting
I thought I was hitting
There it is
There it is
There it is
I got some bullshit game
How is he double under his points
Wooohoho
Double forward to that
Double double
Developer console thing
Runners reach the exit
Hunter shoots to kill
Body shots are survivable headshots or not
this one's my favorite this one's my favorite right here right here
this is the side one yeah yep yep yep yep okay I'll try oh we can just walk
on to it we're fine
yeah they didn't put the they didn't yeah like one of the greatest oh wait it's
gimmick oh yeah it's gimmick it's gimmick were you saying again what
What what
What
Dude fuck you
Uh-huh
There's gotta be a timer on this
What
Nice god damn
He's a fucking snake.
Oh, my God.
Damn it.
What's the point?
Can you give me a point check for that?
I'm about 3,500.
Mr. Double B is at like 1,800.
Oh, double B.
What?
What?
Dude, shit.
I
What
Damn
How the that's right bitch
What the f**k are you doing?
Are you proud?
Quick quick quick quick quick quick quick
fucking you guys waiting for it dude why can't you shoot someone else
okay
watch this for she that's that that that that is bullshit that is bullshit and
you know it that is what she said you know it you can't aim that low you shot anyway
I think I hit too easy too easy good work boy good work right oh yeah there's like two
of this oh yeah this this one's like the longest one we all go through cycle through at least
What?
Mm-mm.
Wow.
No, I'm so slow.
My God.
At least I got double it.
At least I got double it.
That was the best case scenario right there.
Best case scenario.
Best case scenario, boys.
I was going to bad shoot him.
I just want to note that getting all three people is so incredibly rare
I have no idea how it happened the first two times. I don't know if I've seen that before. Oh
No, I think I have but not really that a lot
Oh, you so lucky
Okay
I wouldn't lie to you, I'm dead right in front of you literally.
They're deep and juking, juking.
Juking, wait, why is he not looking at you?
Juking.
Whooo!
Oh!
You so lucky I had to reload.
You're so lucky.
Doon again, doon again, doon again.
Too dirty like that.
Too dirty!
No!
Oh, damn it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
Too easy!
Too easy!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go boys, here we go.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Double, I got you double.
Are we super super serious right now?
Are we so fucking surreal right now?
Are we serious?
Are we serious?
Are we so serious?
I got headshot in the spot again!
Oh, he's so ugly, double it.
I got him.
Oh, I got him.
Oh, I got him.
I got him.
How's that not it?
What? Oh go go go go go go go go go go go go. Oh my god. Oh, we got it
Shots I would like her and I'd like a replay a slow motion replay a couple of shots
Hey, can someone tell me what position peanut is swatting in between, you know left right and middle that side dude
I just want to know that that would be cheating right in the middle
Oh
I
Right there. We were cooking right there. Oh
My god
I
Can't
But this one's stupid this we don't really get some really big advantage on this one
But it's what I know you're the mind to watch your step. Okay
So you hold left with the whole time or just sometimes you stop hold left click
It'll sit on a soda and then you move these are what you saw. Yeah
Just be right next to gimmick just really get on I'm just kind of like
you're just gonna lay in my right egg tub okay thank you baby no problem no
problem I do it for the people in here for the people wait what
okay
give me keep all right just follow his blood trail gimmick follow his blood
I'm gonna kill gimmick!
Bump him, gimmick! Bump him, that!
Yeah!
Ah, Barney! Ah, Barney!
Good work, boy! Good work!
Oh, my God.
Look at all that work.
Palestinian Prince Scent.
You're blocking up the lane.
Since you have nuts inside.
You wouldn't that make you a nut sack.
Oh, God.
I'll have to check the... I'll have to run the numbers on that.
I
Just stepped on a mom and didn't explode
Okay, all right, how did you get out of my way team? I want you get out of my what are you up to over there?
Double-a what are you up to? What are you doing? What are you doing? I will blow it
No way!
He's double-eaten instead of pushing into a bomb!
It news flashed, pal. If you push me into a bomb, we both get blown up.
You can just step on the bomb.
Come on, come on.
Oh, cool. Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh
Foul peanut
Don't let him get
That's how it was. That's how it's done.
Oh, this is keep popping in.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now, press them.
All right, $26,000 for this, for this.
Two, seven, nine, two, seven.
Oh, so he used my game, and he has my game.
Don't let it get to you if it does get it off.
Hold on, now.
Don't let it get you if it does get it off.
me and you might might be evenly flittered here
what is it
what do i already wait for?
the hot potato creature
the creature of the night
oh thank you mr. double me, thank you so much, i appreciate that thank you
No way!
You did that on accident!
You son of a bitch!
You fucking did that on accident!
Woo!
Bam!
Fuck me, dude!
Don't let him take it, don't let him take it.
Because you and me, Mr. Double Meat, you and me.
You gotta get nice and cozy here.
Oh
So lucky you want to get out play pussy. She's walked around. He's walked around the whole round
I don't know how.
I don't know how.
Wait, what? How's it on me?
Are you kidding?
How did it go on to me? That's such close shit.
Fuck, I was not the closest one.
Not even remote.
That's no die in no way dude, in no way dude, damn!
What is, what is this game?
You're being used to me, you?
It's like you've damaged my content.
I was not the closest one. I I'm gonna call a mistrial
They're gonna go down like last time it's don't meet
Yeah, I think so. I think you're choking right now brother
Am I am I choking?
What are you guys doing here?
do it here
Lock it in boys lock it in getting it
I zoned out I should have been I should have done the same thing
Cuz he's played this a billion I believe all these bars you guys have played I would do with you guys. No, this is my second time playing
This to double me
What is the double B?
What is the double B?
Is the double B?
Hey, you watch this buddy?
You watch this, pal?
I dare you. I dare you.
I dare you, Mr. Nemek.
I dare you.
I dare you. I dare you.
I dare you.
Not...
Oh my god.
You're here.
You lucky mother fucker. You lucky mother fucker.
Easy.
Oh my god.
That was pretty good at this. What?
Oh, that was cheap.
Nice.
There's no way we're going to have enough time.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
How do you even belong in this team playing this game?
John?
John?
Hey, John's deaf and bro.
He's, he's been.
John's so bad.
Wow.
There's six more games?
I'm not gonna lie to you. There's still a very good chance you guys. Yeah, that's only
Yeah, yeah, so the first round I won't push anyone so sit on the next sit on the next
And that's it. All right now games on pussy
I'm gonna jump on purpose.
Are you right?
That was a little too soon.
I'm gonna jump on purpose.
That was a little too shit. I was a little too shit. How much of my friends I'm coming from stop Asian hate
That's where I say that's why I wear my apex badge
Stop Asian hate stop Asian hate
Oh my god, let's start eat on me. How about that?
Alright, it's just a little light tasteful racism from double meat over here on a nice Saturday afternoon. All right
Okay, all right. All right. Oh, yeah
Oh my god
Wait, how is he not off the page?
Wait, what the fuck?
I'm literally turning and I'm just standing there.
Okay, let's go ahead.
I'm gonna say November might be my favorite month.
Okay, once again, once again, very amazing.
Very amazing.
Oh god.
Okay.
Is there a hidden meaning?
Okay.
Oh, of course not, brother.
Okay, watch me this way.
Watch me this way.
you're so lucky. You're so lucky that you're lucky. You're lucky that I am.
No, you're the luckiest
Yeah, I do that with the bees eat Wow
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. I was just demonstrating but of course, thank you for the comfort
Which is tight one boys it's a tight one
I'm not supposed to get this?
No, you can't. Now it's just luck of the draw.
See what the Lord has in store for us.
Yeah, it's between us and God, Mr. VB.
Us and God.
This is fucked up.
This is all fucked up.
Oh, and...
Perfect, not fantastic.
Yeah, how about you hang out over there?
How about you hang out over there?
You want some of this buddy?
Want some of this?
Well, no, I don't want some of this.
OK, all right, all right, all right, all right, go for it.
Go, go, go, go.
You've got to get rid of him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get him down.
Get him down.
You want it to miss, you asked for it, but see, you asked for it.
You asked for it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that was so good.
Oh, I was looking at you guys.
I was literally looking at you guys.
I was just watching you guys push each other.
I was even paying attention there.
What am I doing?
No!
That's what I'm talking about!
Good job!
Oh my god, if you don't want this, just come take it bro.
Honestly, I did it.
You know I did it.
You know I did it.
I saw you when you wanted me to come out.
Well, I just want to say that I'm coming for you still.
now that he's gone, I'm coming for you.
Yeah, get over here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Peanut racers.
Oh my god, absolute distraction.
Absolute distraction.
Demons.
Oh, good heavens.
Good heavens.
Good heavens.
Good heavens.
Good heavens.
We'll take them.
We'll take them.
We'll take them.
Fucking peanuts still in first, man.
It's so high up.
Dude, he's way too high up.
He's not gonna make you ahead.
Dude, he's way too high up.
He's not gonna make you ahead.
Oh
This hanging around
This was not so bad for you that's hanging around
What the what what happened to light tasteful teaming?
This is garrus teaming. This is brash teaming. This is brash. This is brash brash
Wouldn't garrus teaming be ghost both in ghost ghost ghost yeah ghost teaming
What is left like to do again bring the duck down you
Anybody can get it anybody comes over here the top left water it can fucking get it
real for real you guys are pushers oh fucking pusher
Fuck you, buddy. Hey, come on me. Oh
Any time boss any time
Can't push and run you can't push and run a lesson hard learn lesson learn lesson learn
Okay, hold on. Hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on now. Wait a second. Okay, hold on now.
Oh, okay.
That's what you get. That's what you deserve. That's what you deserve.
I think we can redo this game, bro. This game is too good.
machine party in general you mean
uh no like this specific minigame oh he's pretty sick
I'm not gonna lie this game is pretty sick
fucking gimmick
I'm not making any ground gimmick
when I play this game against peanut I just
I mentally I don't even see first place
To me, I'm in there.
Memorize, carve, and supernate.
Don't get it, boys.
Lock it in.
All right, well, second place is yours,
but we still got to hurry and do this.
I heard you were playing offline today.
Please, a little bit of...
Run, train, run, sir.
Mr. P, put more of your fussy,
intense brain with all the love
your little squirt PS.
Keep those lips moist my boy!
Oh god.
Wait.
Make sure to hit submit at the end.
Or reset if you fucked it up.
Wait, I'm confused.
Ah, we can see that.
Yeah, cool!
Yeah, if you wanted coffee, put your up to scream.
Oh...
Mm-hmm.
How do you feel winning with the asterisks?
What, me?
See, it showed the cube in the beginning, so I was like, cute.
Cute!
I didn't think about the second one.
Cute!
Yeah
That's how you know it looks like on the bottom and stuff. Oh
Whatever you can see yes. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they won't give you one on the back. Yeah, they won't do anything that's advisable
Okay
Someone must have fucked this one up.
Wow, you guys were that good?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Nice!
Come on boys, come on boys!
Okay, this game is impossible. What?
What did I just see right there? That was crazy.
Is that right?
I think I'm fucked.
I think I fucked it up.
I think I fucked it up.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you do it boys. Yeah. That's how
it's so good at that. What the **** Oh, it was a phone. He
with my phone. That's right, he'll be using my phone.
Well, I know. Can you guys just mess up, please?
I think I fucked it up already I think I fucked it up already
yep yep I I'm the worst this is my worst game I can't believe even that first
friend I got that fuck you guys keep coming I'm like 75% sure this one I'm
like 75% sure this won't even lie I'm like pretty sure I got this but I'm
I'm out. I'm out. I had a pretension.
There it is, boy. There it is.
Too easy. Too easy.
You don't want to get?
The pressure's real. The pressure's real.
What the fuck?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Too easy. Too easy.
I agree with my first place is not even I just don't look there
We're cooking boys, we're cooking
There's gonna be doors that like are that open up and the doors they'll be less and less doors that open up as you go
But I see the most important thing left click to push peanut
Yeah, yes, I thought he was if what there is one of the things
For sure about other people who are pushed but there is a primary target
Okay, so what am I some of my tennis thing you play countless hours of this is this I could join you by steam
Oh, my oh, it's like five. I play I've got I've played the same amount of hours as all I got
I'm still playing off stream. Oh, I've never played this game
I guess if I played on stream that have to be witnesses
I didn't realize there was only one person for a fucking door, dude.
He didn't.
Double key.
Pina was part of the beta testing for this game.
I was not.
I was not.
I was a dev.
I was a dev.
None of that stuff would even matter.
By the way.
Did he greenlit?
Did he greenlit this game?
He did.
He greenlit.
I think it was the final approval.
It's the first time I'm doing this and it's a fail
Wooh!
Ain't no way! Ain't no way! Ain't no way!
Wow this game, wow this game, that's kinda crazy
Yes! Yes!!
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
There is more!
There is more!
There is more!
There is more!
There is more!
Weezy!
Weezy!
Unbelievable, man.
Oh!
So, didn't we host advantage, by the way?
Oh, for sure.
And dev advantage!
Dev advantage, he's...
Right now.
Okay, my Amazon Smog is ASC.
There's Amazon Smog person!
I don't understand the pushing in this game.
So you're pushing either they fall or you fall.
Yeah, that's how pushing weighs everywhere actually.
Universally that's how push makes universal push system.
Quite realistic.
Quite realistic.
That's a hyper realistic one about this game.
It's the push function.
Hitbox? Hitbox on the push is a little weird.
Oh, you bastards.
Yeah, suck on that push.
Take me.
Take me.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Got it.
Woo!
Oh!
Woo!
I
Get it boys lock it in
Oh, I was how you gonna be
hey you got that out
get off of me slut give me a horror like that you like that abuse
wait I know what I've made that the same mistake you've it's never made
I was trying to be funny, you know, I was gonna come push him and say ha ha fuck you then we're back in the hole
How we both all I was clear farming I was confirming
You know what you know what it was with it it was
If I go back I do the same exact way the same exact way. Oh, that's it
Exactly exactly
I lost no order from that. No
Face death right in the face. I looked him in the eye
I'm ready to eat
dick
Last game boys
No, no, no, there is another one that is a smoking. Oh, yeah, this one is smoking. Oh, I'm so bad at the smoking
He's two games. Oh, no, so on this one. I always get
Yeah, that happens to me every time fucking some asshole just get targets
Double beat is going for it. Double beat is locked in. Double beat is locked in. Holy
dingle. Holy dingle. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's all. What do you guys get
Uh-uh job
We just had a dress client. I know I saw that was crazy. Oh
My god
Wow, I mean you fucking hit me with your trash. Why would you?
yeah let's go let's go okay all right that was some serious bullshit I'm first
step dude I'm all I'm other first or last dude
you like this Bellamy are you like that up you like that huh you like this huh
Change on that ship on that was he dude. What is going on? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god. Oh god. Oh god
Oh god, I'm too much stretch too much. I just overload
That's over. Oh
Are you starting to see while I volunteered to watch mr. Double L
I got hit. I got sniped. Final game, boy. Final game.
It's a title. It says hashtag ad. He has an in with the developers. He's got everyone
on a millisecond delay. It's crucial. I am about to smoke in my house. If you think you
You could beat me and then smoke in your house,
dump this in your dead wrongs.
You are dead wrong!
I'm gonna get it, boys, I love getting in, brothers.
If you finish this thing, drag too long and you cough.
So, hold left click or what?
Yeah, hold left click, then move on.
I love smoking in my house.
I love smoking in my house.
Come out of here.
Wait.
Oh
oh
That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Oh. Oh, no. Oh,
Oh, no.
OK, guys, they changed how long you could do it, like per round.
OK, oh, fuck, that's worth that.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh, it doesn't help me.
They changed that.
They changed that or something like per round.
Is it like a different time?
Wait, it's over? That was the fastest game ever.
Wait, how am I supposed to...
Yes! I got the...
My hand on it!
I got the last one!
A BB!
Best!
Double it!
Wow, wow, wow.
Well, well, well, well, well.
I'm top two.
I've never played this game ever again.
You're calling me?
You're top two.
You're talking to the TIG.
You're talking to...
TIG.
TIG.
TIG.
TIG.
TIG.
TIG.
The bet has concluded.
The bet has concluded.
Oh my God.
The bet has concluded.
All right.
All right.
How about next bet we go, 100 gifted for 100 gifted, equal stakes, and it's a game neither
of us have played before.
Well, let's see, that's not really fair.
I picked the game that I could win for sure, because I know I'm really good at it.
So I cheated.
So you're talking about a fair match, and I don't, that's not, no, I don't, I don't like those.
All right, I like those at all fuck yourself. I'm also okay. Also. I think we can all kind of
Mugely agree double me is probably
Significantly better than me and bring me in so that's actually not fair. What do you think about it?
That's not fair. What do you think about it? What's what you're actually insane?
No, I just get it leave like you're actually dude the one where you had to do it exactly on the second
Oh, wait, that was a different game. I was asking the one where you had to hold it to the exact second
You guys are way too good at that
We were cooking we were cooking you guys
Well, okay, well, all right, we'll move it on to the next game who's staying on boys
I mean, I mean, I'm in
He's yelling scam line at us scam line your scam line
Have a good one don't meet your parents boss
Don't worry guys. We already have his replacement. This is folksy is here. I'm right now
Goodbye, Victor. We love you right now.
Bistecloksy, Bistecloksy.
What?
It'll have to be a, uh, make sure it's a five player game.
Oh yeah, it is.
It's for the Aces for the Aces.
Oh, he's writing good art.
That's the spam line?
For Aces for a game?
Yeah, that's the spam line.
Wait, what game do they say?
Oh, there's Phobos.
Phobos, yeah.
We got probably 15 keys for it.
It's like among us mixed with Phasmophobia
and mixed with Leafle Company.
I'm a huge hater of phasmophobia in general as a not a big fass guy
Scamblin
You want to run it by the
Bungulators wait, I think we need to see which one to can do five players this phobos seems to can do five players
Can I do five? Yeah
Well double lift left right?
Yes, we're close to joining we replace him. Oh
Okay, okay, okay
But then I guess we're going with
Scamblin
Yeah
Almost looks pretty good
You can do both why don't we do both? Yeah, it's only 11 20. We can do both. Let's just scan mine first 24 second. Yeah
Let's do it
You see let me see
A little something something
I don't know I'm downloading right now.
Did you see what I sent you?
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah.
That means, hey, work.
Oh, yeah, I can't.
The game was games.
Yeah.
I respect the grind.
I respect the grind.
Um.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I
Fucking
Let me see my you watch the same right? Oh, yeah, hold on. Let me let me give this guy this homeless guy a quick jingle
Okay, hold on one more try
The the phone number seven four three six four nine two
is not available.
Oh, what?
Oh, 555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
5555.
Whatever you get back so that I know you're ready to go. He just typed in the chat five fucking minutes ago
It's this guy an idiot is this guy stupid?
He's got his PC his headphones are unplugged and he can hear you through his computer speakers. He's furiously pooping
in the other one you can hear me yell out and he's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing
but more and more keeps coming out, more and more keeps coming out.
Oh god it's one of those groups.
It's one of those groups.
Your phone in the garbage, he said good evening.
He said good evening?
Yeah.
You have his phone number?
Yeah.
He just texted you good evening.
No, that was earlier.
Oh.
Perfect.
He's just the worst at having a sentence.
I actually fucking hate this guy.
I hate this guy.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
For another drink
I hate this guy so much
I'll call him you call him I call him you call him till he enters
Hey this guy I eat this guy fucking me
I hate this guy. I hate this guy. Oh my he's gonna burn a hell. He's gonna burn it now
He's gonna burn an hell. Oh
I hate this guy
Leaky's phone number. Oh, look who finally decided to show up. Well, well, well, well.
What? Look who it is. You're a pussy. Do you text me?
What? I just saw you in front of a fucking mountain.
What? What? Turn your phone.
What? In lava. What?
Get the damn game and get in here!
Did you fuck your computer guy?
I didn't fuck my computer guy.
By the way, that's why he couldn't join the beginning of the stream
because he wanted to take the guy that set up his computer out today.
Why?
Ah, he wanted to whine and dine him. Give him the old, the, ooh, the, ooh.
Is that right?
So how, how big is his gun?
Fucking massive.
What?
What?
He means what?
What do you want?
Download the game and get in here immediately.
me. What game? Scam live. What are we doing? You spent the last four hours and nine minutes
minutes porking your PC. Nine men. Nine men. Okay. Did I butcher it a little, sir? Did
And I butchered a little, okay, sir.
But at least I gargle my PC guys' balls
after sipping on three glasses of red wine
on a Saturday night.
That's you, big man.
That's you.
I'm like, oh, you can change the Hertz on a monitor?
Oh, that's right, oh, she's that's right.
Yo, bro, you sound like that.
Get me in there.
What the fuck you sound like that take notes. I got the technique. I got the technique. Oh, you guys
Wait, how do I get the lobby guy see it on my screen, but it just says xxxx
John why are you? Whoa? Are you gonna join?
John I'm in discord. Why are you calling me join the game?
John John
some screw loose up there.
Alright guys, I put the lobby code in the waiting room jet, in the waiting room jet.
I had to tell like we knew that.
And my game is glitched.
Okay.
Never mind that code won't work.
That code literally won't work.
Don't use that gun.
First.
Guys, I came to a realization, right?
Like the Dallas Cowboys are wearing the superbowl
Okay, don't you guys every year and then they go like
Guys in the Dallas Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl is no brainer. It's actually insane Dallas Cowboys
Let's use are going fucking nuclear
Looks is hammered. He's so good hammered. This is our year
I
Changed my screen just for that one close it here
I have no real code is in there down the real code in there
When's the last time I don't watch sports with how many how
What's the last time Cowboys watched?
No, no, no, we don't talk about that.
Excellent question.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Great question.
What's the last time?
Two years?
Fantastic.
Was it like two years ago or three years ago?
We have a brand new GM.
His name is Jerry Jones.
General Manager?
He just came in this year.
Thirty years.
He's cooking.
Okay, well, that guy's...
Let's see.
The Cowboys...
I don't know exactly.
But I can guess that the Cowboys haven't won since the day you spawned on Earth.
you had safety and consciousness. Okay. I'm pretty certain that means they're not
going to win. Yeah. No, honestly, if you think about the Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Cowboys
had zero Super Bowl since you're born and you've had zero bitches. So like, you know,
why are we thinking about the past? Last time they won, there's VHS tapes were the
hot new item. Last time they wanted to even do it 9 11 wise.
And you know where that is. So what's the fucking why are you why are you
beating around the bush?
Be your bush.
My mouth.
I'm going to join you. I'm going to join you. Okay guys. I gave everyone the
goat yet I'm in a room alone.
Yeah, we're getting.
It's not working. Look see.
What?
Well, did you see my, did you see my new picture?
Oh guys, the five of it is an S.
The five, the five is an S.
I copied pasted and it didn't work.
Yeah, because I typed a five.
Oh, see, copied a five.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm gonna have a quick silly juice.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna have a quick silly juice.
Be right back.
Hey guys, I'm here to think.
I hear me discord right now.
I'm talking in my real voice.
Hmm, they still haven't figured out nice. Oh what I really am
We can all agree that Eagles fans are fucking ass right any any Philadelphia sports fan of any caliber is
Like you go to the Eagles right fuck the Eagles fuck the Eagles fuck the Eagles
What else what other team you want to say fuck to because I'm about
Eagles are kind of fucking up to 69ers
No fuck you. No fuck you. Fuck you. No honestly I don't mind the Eagles but the Eagles fans are the worst. They remind me of peanut.
What? Oh. Oh. Fuck the Packers, fuck the Bills, fuck the Buccaneers. I'm not talking. Can we not? I'm not talking.
to help the Patriots the Dolphins. Yeah. The Lions. Oh no. Okay. Fuck the
Bears the Browns. What the commanders? What's your
right? I'm just saying. Oh, it's a very kind teacher and fuck
peanut. You want to shut that? Thank you for the raid. Oh, yeah.
Thank you for the raid. Thank you for the raid. Thank you for the raid.
Thank you for the red!
Thank you!
Thank you for the red!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you for the red!
What a sweet game.
Why do games not have
all games not have
I gotta hit M
I gotta reach my thumb
across my keyboard
in a heinously
Um
Wait, okay. We are we not talking we were close. We're close yet. He left the discord is scored. He's gone
He's gone. He's not coming back. God. I dude. I hate him. I hate this guy
I hate him dude. I hate this guy. I hate this guy with every fiber. Wait, is he actually?
No, he probably he's got a new Sam's and prizes that went wrong. Let me probably unplugged his computer like he couldn't plug in his mom
My god
I hate this guy so much. He should just die in the game of course.
If only he said that one word on our graders, he wouldn't be hanging out with us right now.
He wouldn't be on Twitch.
I hate this guy so much. I hate this guy. I hate this guy. I hate him. I hate him.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Holy crap.
I hate them in double audio.
Oh, he's back. He's back. He's back.
Long say!
Get your ass back in the discord!
He's already back.
You gotta drag him down, dude. You gotta drag him down.
You got him?
Sorry, I'm falling out.
You gotta drag him down.
Welcome back! Welcome back!
Long say! What do you want?
Welcome back!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Yeah, I got it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Close, hey, hey.
Close, hey, hey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What?
Oh, gee.
I enjoyed the game.
We're waiting for you.
What game?
Oh, dude.
Holy crap.
Scam line.
Scam line.
I'm about to rightly read my 12-gauge.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know what that means. I don't even know what that me seems
Don't have that little scamblin. I need to think about it. Yeah scamblin scamblin
This is like my face contract over over again. Oh, yeah, 80 20 baby get the fuck in here
Oh
All right, it's on
Doing a coming time giveaway closey, huh did you see it?
My my art I need you I need you to look at my screen
Look at my look at my screen
My screen
No, hurry up dumb ass game. Thank you stay wet
Let's say it's an S, not a five.
He typed the wrong code.
Sorry, this is a journey to get into this.
I'll be.
Hey, lobby code, the top one, right?
No, bottom one.
Bottom one is an S instead of a five for the second one.
Okay, dude.
Okay.
Is that short for Isabel?
That's short for Isabel.
That's short for Isabel.
I spelled Isabel wrong.
It smells like a small rock.
I smell, I smell Isabel Rock.
I smell, guys, I was trying to smell Isabel,
I was trying to smell Isabel
and it just, I just did,
I'm a bad speller.
I'm a bad speller.
That's the ISS, the International Space Station.
I love space travel.
I love space travel.
I love NASA.
NASA and other stuff like that.
I
Murphy with type sigh in the jet I think that means
I love is being he meant to say being
I fixed it.
Oh, so you're in the game?
Yeah, man, I'm here.
What are we doing?
Oh, yeah, everybody meet up.
I mean, she can talk in the game.
Can everybody get each other to look at my art?
Yeah.
John, you got to mute the thing.
Mute the thing.
Oh.
Hmm.
Psycho nipple scent.
Mr. P. Breaking news.
What?
Biggie Cheese said the hobo booty bandits ain't shit.
What?
And is stealing all the Big Macs.
I
Will be back
Hello
Can we talk to hear me John?
Can I hear you? Yes, I know. Hello. Okay. Are you glad to give it? Can I hear you give it? I can hear you
Hello, hello, let's do it. How'd this game work?
You
Guys
Your voices altered you task is to learn other players room numbers
Oh
I'm room for I'm room for okay room for how we
Hello
John I know that you think
Okay, what's John room what is John room what is John?
Hello?
TANY, TANY BUSBUS, TANY OUTSIDE, AND I KNOW LONG'S CALL.
Who's calling me right now? What room?
I... TANY BUSBUS, I'M IN THE WORLD, TANY.
Guys, that should be me. How do I know what to and what to be called from?
How do I know what to and what to be called from?
Guys, does anybody check on what to and what to be called from?
Is this how you... does this tell you?
You should tell you, Sidney!
Hello?
Who is this?
Hello?
Hello?
Who is it?
It's Ed!
Pussy!
Hello?
Hello? Uh, ESL?
What?
Hey, what room are you in?
I'm in room 4.
Yeah, but I've got the other room here.
What?
Here you go, bud.
Mr. Longboss.
This is Mr. Longboss.
Oh, shit.
Oh, this is Mr. Longboss.
Yes.
Guys, uh, kick me from the lobby.
No, that's what you deserve.
Yeah, but I'm gonna give it to you.
Okay, we'll come back. We'll come back. Hello?
Who's this?
Okay, that's giving.
Okay, alright, okay. I think I've got everybody. I think I've got everybody.
I think I've got everyone. I think I've got everyone.
They all are in B2Live. We mean live.
It lie?
Because you we're gonna leave after this ride. I just want to see if I got this right in 20 seconds.
Are you in?
You got this right?
What's your room to you right?
No, Johnny you're a dude? No, I'm in. I don't know what I'm in.
What?
I was winning here, baby!
I got everybody right!
What?
Wait, how do you, uh, how do I see it?
We got back out, he got kicked.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm seeing you guys do lobby code.
Wait, oh yeah, we guys, I, I don't really understand that one.
Cause like, I, I don't really understand that one.
do lobby code we oh yeah we guys I I don't really understand that one because
like I get that like we're supposed to figure out who's who but what if someone
calls you why why would you not just hang up immediately there's no benefit to
you talking to that person I guess you have to like is this entertaining I
guess is this the only way to game but it's like this is 22 game what I think
22 game. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. I see the new code. I've seen the new code. Do I not for them? Oh my god.
Oh wait, so I guess whenever they call you, it would be beneficial for you to talk like someone else, maybe? Yeah, but yeah, I
I didn't know that I didn't see where I didn't see any spot to write down who's who. I knew exactly what's on the whiteboard.
On the board. It's on the board. Yeah, it's a less sheet or I guess it's different spot
No, no, I'm on the thing I can talk
Hey, cheers a piece of paper next to the phone where you can write stuff down
Oh, here we go. Look it, boys.
I'm locked. I'm going to ban that round just because you just did.
That's right.
Each player gets an easel.
The task is to draw a picture.
Is it the whole task?
Player who's drawing is guessed by the most but not by everyone gets a point
The player who guesses the most also gets a point. Okay, okay
Where's my easel? Oh shit
Oh, wait
Wait, what do we draw? What do we draw? What do we draw?
I
How do you get out of the
I
There is no in the draw. You just gotta look at
So I walk you change colors or is that just what it is
I don't know.
I don't really know.
I don't.
I don't uh,
I uh, I don't uh,
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
What is that?
It's a shot, and a house, and four guys, and like, a plane.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Do not, do not, 9-11, not everything with a picture of a plane in it is 9-11.
It's just so happens that there's a plane in the picture.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Where's the tower? Not there anymore.
Oh shit, what did John draw out?
Okay, well, Cugsie definitely drew that one.
What did gimmick draw?
Um, uh, uh, how did we, who drew this?
How does this perfect line?
I mean, well, now I'm thinking gimmick drew this one.
Crap.
I didn't know you get multiple options to choose from.
I picked two people for the same painting.
Oh.
Wait.
I did too.
Yeah, you gotta pick
What's going on?
What? I don't know
I don't know what's going on
I don't know
I've been in this room
I've been in this room and
I don't know
What room are you in?
I'm in room one
Thanks, Ben
Oh, we got two! We got two!
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Did I win?
Did I win?
Hello?
What's going on?
I don't know.
Who chooses the word?
I don't know.
I just wrote a word up on the board that I know.
Every word in the world?
I guess.
Any word?
Any word?
Any word?
Is it any word?
Any word, yeah.
Any word!
Okay.
Wait.
What?
Wait.
Who's calling me?
Closing doesn't even fucking answer in this game, dude.
Why did we invite him?
What's your word?
Wait, what's your word?
Dennis, what's yours?
I won't have to tell you, but thanks, bitch.
Hey, Closing.
Hey, Goss.
Hey, Goss.
What?
What?
What do you want?
Did you pick a word?
Yeah, I did.
What is it?
Potato soup.
Yeah, that's okay.
That's a great word, Goss.
That's a great word.
I like potato soup.
I like potato soup.
I like potato soup.
I like potato soup.
I like potatoes too.
I like potatoes.
That's fantastic, man. I like potatoes too, too much.
I like potatoes.
I chose tree. I like the human symbol.
You mean tree?
Yeah, tree.
Yeah, maybe you should choose some fishes because we have zero of them.
Okay, okay.
Oh
He's obviously busy yet he goes to get to go
Hello, what's going on? Hi, I don't know I don't know what's happening
When do we start guessing the words I don't know
The TV says one person chooses but it sounds like everybody's choosing or get wait, maybe have you talked to close he I did talk to close. Yes
Is he also confused? No, he chose potato soup as his words. I
chose shambler
It's not a real word
Shambler, yeah, okay
Well, I'm gonna change it though. I'm gonna hop off the line. I gotta go
So, I would go like, okay, let's see if we can figure out what we're supposed to be doing.
One player chooses a word and everyone guesses it or no one guesses it, he loses.
Guess his word and write it on your board. Okay, hold on.
Wait, I think that means one of us...
Hey, I mean, did you tell you to choose a word or guess a word?
Choose a word. Choose a word. What's your word?
But you wait we're all guessing your word what's your word?
It was not 11
Yeah, one at least one person had to guess your word
Okay, this is the toughest.
Player gets bottles to choose from one of them is poison.
Why are we still on the phone?
This is Rust all over again.
Wait, after choosing the bottles are passed to the next person, what's in the bottles? Like fruit buns?
What? Wait, no the player gets bottles to choose from one of them is poison.
after choosing the balls are passed to the next player are you are you choosing
balls right now that maybe I think so I gotta hang up okay bye hey go see that
Yeah, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you, yeah.
I have urgent news.
What?
They hit the second power.
Oh, no!
So, no!
No!
Hello?
Who said I have urgent news?
I took out insurance on building 7 about a week ago.
I
Allow what I got early
It's my turn to pick a bottle
I'm gonna go and close it. I'm gonna drink this bottle if I die tell my mom. I was cool
Okay, I got okay. I don't see to be dead. I don't seem to be dead
Yeah I got her shoes. What?
Jet fuel doesn't melt silver beams. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god.
I
Oh
Round four
Yeah
What is the number show on the time repeat that two minutes and 14 seconds
All right, okay
Oh, there's a button here. Hold on
I
I
Seem to have lost some sort of point
If wires are oh
Hello, oh fuck what's your board say? I board says if wires are white red yellow cut the white
Okay, and what's your button or something?
Two buttons green green. Okay, press the green button when the timer shows eight. Oh, I already pressed it. I lost the point
Awesome. Fuck my w-
No, we'll get him on the next round. We'll get him on the next round.
Oh, this is confusing. Very confusing game.
This is your preferred treater running.
What is this?
You better go, Jack-Jack!
I want to see to get AIDS like I fucking
I think I might go call a pellet teller if you'd be 10 times more helpful than close
I
Know you give us you give any wires give any wires
There's any wires in the room I'm zero wires and zero bitches. I don't know what to do. Are you in room 40?
I
I'm approaching it give me do you have any wires in your room? Yeah, it's rewires
The wrong one. It's good the white one
You shut up. Are we still on the phone?
You shut up, bitch.
I was trying to figure out who to help. I was trying to help someone.
One of the players gets a bomb. You can try and refuse the bomb, but there is a chance it will explode.
You can pass bomb the next player while I have a defused chance.
I already know the first guy is just going to do it.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Goji, do you have the bomb?
I want to say so much right now.
I can't! I can't! I can't!
Goji, I've got the bomb!
I got it!
Oh
Cozy cozy I'm gonna try to defuse this bomb, but I want you on the phone with me if I die
Tell my mom I was cool and kind of funny
All right, three two one go
Wait now
I
Except the silly get the six down
That then double down then double down again, okay, I can do this I can do this
What was that?
Did I win?
Am I winning?
Did I win?
Did I win?
No!
What are you doing?
No!
Darn it!
I
Guys I lost the house and the wife is leaving me
Oh, 50 50. Yeah.
Somebody.
Are you actually shooting?
Oh my god.
You shot myself four times now it's 50 50
Listen listen listen listen for a second please drink this leaf listening listening
Hold on why can I still move
I
At least go she died
Locked boys one of you is dressed differently examples frog cloud emoji find who it is and write it
Okay, okay, is it me?
Wait, are you just normally or differently?
I define normally or differently.
I don't know, like do you look different?
I
Think so are you sure I?
Have a blue job. How do you see in the mirror right? Yeah?
Aren't we all have one costume so he has a different one yeah, we're trying to figure out who was the costumes
Are you do you have a costume?
You're making me nervous. I gotta go.
Oh, God, coach, I'm in here creeping in for it. I need help.
What are you wearing?
Oh, man, I'm wearing tights, band-aids, and that lingerie he bought me in Paris.
I'm wearing a red nose and a rainbow hat.
A red nose and a rainbow hat?
No, you're not. That's what the guy in the thing said.
Fuck you, Jack. That's what you're trying to take me.
Hello?
Hey, how you doing?
Dude, I mean, he was suspicious like he was about to go to TSA
pre-check.
It's gotta be him.
It's OK.
That's not thinking.
That's not thinking.
OK.
All right.
All right.
OK, thank you, bye.
It's John.
I'm calling everyone and and and telling a deal
Telling them a deal
What are you waiting?
What are you waiting?
I'm not waiting
I'm wearing some sexy jeans and a shirt with a wolf on it
Oh whoa!
Oh whoa!
Oh whoa!
Seriously, what are you waiting?
Do you have like a jacket on?
I got a blue jacket on and I've got like it has like a like a white number on it
Like some symbol
That's all we're doing. I got like a straight face. I'm gonna be ready said
Yeah, I wrote John on the board right John hundred percent. I gotta go
These guys are fools
I had the mascot what what do you mean over so you don't like
Hello?
Yo.
We all listen.
We all hate peanuts.
What?
I should win.
I should vote based off of the number of slurs
that would have been live on stream.
There we go.
Who said the most slurs?
It's that arms and legs down there arms and legs no arms and legs
My numbers say 10 it's just here. I just zero it's just here
It's got a stale name between you two
Wait, am I a two you jackass? What what the hell guys?
Nicholas games
I'm gonna put so much peanut butter in your butthole you're not gonna be able to poop for months
Oh
Each player has a symbol on the board the way you need to
Or your spikes are just sitting for the ceiling know the guy
Wait who has this the circles and stuff because five months
Hello?
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna get spiked.
What's on your whiteboard?
What's on your whiteboard?
X, X.
Square, square.
Oh.
Oh, shoot, there's no square.
You know I lied.
You know I lied.
Pozzy, what's the symbol on your ding?
I have a cloud.
Thank you
We're doing pretty good
Well squares not a fucking option. I hate you
Eat my butthole and die to the spikes bids
Good job! That's what they get for voting! That's what they get for voting, Elijah! Everyone voted for me!
What?
What's your symbol?
My symbol's a rhombus!
Are you promise?
Yeeeeeee, maybe.
I'll tell you, I'll give you an honest... Oh, shit!
here we go you okay I didn't see the spikes I got a while ago you had nothing
you can find it with you cheap
son of a bitch fuck you eat my shit
yeah
what's going on here we go
did we win did I win
this is crazy
That's goblin fuel
Where the fuck
one more time just one more time
one more one more game one more game
now I understand now I understand
now I understand
look at it boys lock it in
lock it in boys lock it in
You sure again?
Not 9 11 guys, it's a butt taking improve
It's a 9-11!
Not everything is 9-11!
I feel like I can draw this better. Can I reset this?
There we go!
There it is, there it is!
What a closeie draw!
Just watch.
There we go!
There we go!
There it is, there it is!
this one where you be me draw that one when John draw this one there we go
there we get we call them oh shit
I
Got the butt taking a poop
Wait, I thought it was someone's story up a bunch of bad drugs. No, that was a butt taking a poop. Oh
I thought it was close. Oh, yeah
I guess two of them to stab me boys not to jab me all right that's too bad
you
you
you
you
you
Hell yeah!
Wait, actual?
Hell yeah, I put it all on black and I will let it ride!
Wait, can you still hear me on the phone still?
Wait, we, why actually, wait, okay.
Hello?
Uh, drop a collision button.
Uh, don't have one got wires, I hate Cloaksy.
Uh, okay.
Hello!
Hey, uh, what color is your button?
White.
Okay, what is your, what is your, what is your wall's name?
What, what do you have, you tell me first.
So I have your thing, but I'm not gonna give you the info until you tell me if you have my name.
Well, you tell me your thing, I told you my name.
What color what color what color I'm not I've got a green button
Just a green one that's it you know what it's upside down
What the fuck are you talking about how many wires you have very wise
Nice!
Okay, we gotta feed this out, we gotta feed this out,
we gotta feed this out boys.
We gotta feed this out.
Oh shit, we're gonna die, we're gonna die.
We're gonna die, we're gonna die.
Oh god.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh no.
Hello Mr. Peanut!
Hey, how you doing?
Hi!
I have your thing! I have your thing!
What's it? Okay, I have...
If wires are white, yellow, green, cut to green.
Okay, press your button six!
Okay!
Coaxes gotta have my thing! Coaxes gotta have that!
Wait, is it closed? Wait, I don't have your thing! I do not have your thing!
What do you have?
I have- I have gimmicks thing, I already told him how to do it.
What does it say on the fucking wall, peanut?
Press the white button when Diver shows six.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Close up, everyone else, you have my thing.
What does it say?
What does it say on the wall?
Mine says...
Everyone unsubscribe from the bird peanut and subscribe to Gloaxie.
I'll do that back!
Okay, that's it.
You got a fucking thing!
He's gone, and we're gonna die!
Ghosty, what did you say? What did you say?
Weekly, we're running out of time!
Mike says, press the yellow button when the timer shows four.
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
That was close. That was close. That was...
Oh, of course you saved it closely you got you would keep it seconds
Both press green both get plus three if one press is ready gets plus five the other can zero
The both press red both get one
Okay
Okay, wait, how do I know what impresses me one person's rat?
Oh yeah, hold on!
What if one presses B, one presses Red?
Red against nothing?
Red against five, what is B again?
You guys should be pressing B to Red.
Who could he possibly be on the phone with, I'm his fucking partner!
Are we serious?
Are we the 10 fucking shut-ups, gimmick!
Are we serious?
Fuck him, I'm pressing red.
Fuck him!
You know what?
Fuck him for being on the phone.
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
I can't be out of the boat. I have friends in red.
Coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy.
Ready?
I'm not gonna lie to you. Your piece of shit.
I know you're cooking red, so cooking red, too, Benz.
You fucking scumbag.
Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself.
I know everything about you.
I know everything about you. Fuck yourself.
Die.
That's reasonable. That's reasonable, boys.
Hello? I gotta call someone.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen, we're both people, guys.
Green, Green, come on, be for real, be for real.
Green, yes?
No, seriously, baby, don't fuck me.
Are you for real, though?
No, listen, listen, listen, I chose,
I chose Robert closely because he's a piece of crap.
I'm accidentally looking, I'm just so keen.
Swear to God, swear to God, you know I don't lie when I swear to God.
You know I do not lie when I swear to God.
Green, I chose Green.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
What?
What?
Who the hell is he on the phone with?
It's literally my partner. Are you serious?
God, God, let's wait eight seconds. Choose green, yes.
Okay, three, two, one, go. Go.
I need a couple extra points. Justin Key is one of the other two guys
to fuck me. Justin Key's guys, Justin Key's guys.
It's always gonna have a fail-safe. It's always gonna have a fail-safe.
It's always gonna have a fail-safe.
Have you fucked me? Of course.
Okay. All right. This piece of shit.
This piece of crap.
See, that's why I've got my fail-safe.
That's why I've got my fail-safe.
What a piece of crap.
Oh, shit.
Derek, listen.
Everyone, I just heard that have you fucked me.
I'm not gonna fuck you.
I'm pressing A.
I'm pressing A.
I'm pressing A.
I just pressed A.
I swear to God.
You know I don't like what I swear to God.
You know that about me.
a gun you double-swear double-swear you don't know you know I don't know what I'm
sort of got you know that give it you've got you've known me a long time okay I see
it
those of you the biggest piece of shit I know I'm clicking random out of what you
say fuck yourself die
Okay alright okay we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking.
He fucked me too!
Give me fuck me too are you serious?
Are you serious?
Hey jackass!
I'm one of my chaps and you fucked me!
I didn't fuck anyone!
That was a mistake.
Peanut, if we don't fucking go-
Don't grieve.
Maybe you owe this to me. Don't green seriously. All right, fine. It's for real for real green. Ah, honestly cuz last time we almost fucked
John so someone door does
John I'm going green
Oh
We won we won
Yeah, do we see do easy
easy. One gets a teddy bear, he chooses who to give points to.
I
Don't see I want that last one did you see it? No, you're the teddy bear
Hello?
Do you have a teddy bear, John?
Oh, shit.
Who the fuck just came to my door?
What?
Who just came to my door?
Where did you see that?
Who was that?
Who was that?
Jesus Christ.
Did you guys miss the TTS?
I feel like...
Wait.
I feel like John was plushied
What do you guys need?
What?
What?
Do you think I was in a bear?
What are the GTSC?
What are the GTSC?
I missed it.
Doors?
You can open the door and go into the hallway.
If an even number of players open the door,
they all get minus one point.
If an odd number of players
open the door, they all get one point.
Fuck that, I'm going in the hallway.
the hallway.
Closing, closing, we have to both go to the hallway, if it's even number we get a point.
Ready?
Yeah, see you out there, bud.
Wait.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Get out of my room!
Get out of my room!
What's the point plus one
We don't need to be on number with you. Oh, okay. We're good. Oh
I
Close
Listen close I need you to take this phone and take the picture you pussy with your panties pulled to the side with your pussy barely
Peeking through it a 45 degree angle with your elbow lifted saunter slanted
Okay
Sounds good uncle.
Alright, potato appears in the player's room.
The player can pass it to another player by clicking them.
At a random moment, the potato makes no noise.
Okay, alright.
Okay, where's the potato at?
Where's the potato at?
Who's got the potato?
Okay, why would you go to my room first to check?
Wait, oh wait.
here you go have that
hahahahahaha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
God, where did he go and fight?
Go... Goji?
Go... Go...
I blew up John
Don't see what I blew up John. I went through this room
Yeah, wait, so what else is explode? I know the game was still going on
Oh, I thought the key was over.
I was just hanging around right here, I was just hanging around right here.
Oh, shoot.
I didn't do anything.
I just...
Wait, I didn't give it to you?
You didn't give me the...
Each kid's can.
They give points, but the score leader can is poison.
Okay? Goodbye, Evini.
What is this?
What?
Hello?
How many points do you have?
I just ate the cannon and took away a point.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait!
I think that must mean you're in the lead.
Well, that would be more.
What happened?
You're the leader?
Wait.
What?
What?
What's going on?
Oh no.
Oh god.
Oh
Can I just spam the button?
Can I just spam the button or no?
Can I just spam the button?
Eh!
Can I just spam this button a hundred times?
I don't have a button in my room.
you don't have a button yep then you are useless to me thank you big hey you
got a button in your room I do you ready three two one go okay wait why
did you not get a point maybe you think it was someone else maybe it's been
with somebody else you mean oh three two one go oh shit you're not the right player
we look at your thing wait wait wait wait
no I figured it out I figured it out I figured it out because he has minus seven
points by the way he's just pressing his button over and over again I figured out
I figured out what I was doing wrong I was clicking the wrong button the first
one ready three two one now go she's gone on to my release
hello don you ready yeah three two one now get sit on fans
God damn!
God damn!
God damn!
She has it in one go, Todd!
Don't you stop hitting your button, you're at minus 14 points!
Yeah, you're mine is 14 inches, fuck!
I think we might be in the lead. I think we might be in the lead.
Okay, alright.
Do we win? Do we win? Do we win?
Oh, shit!
The hell was that?
We win? This game is ten times more fun when you know what you're doing a little bit.
Yeah, this was a much more enjoyable route.
Yes, yes.
He's fucking alive.
He fucked me.
He fucked me at the end, dude.
He fucked me at the end, dude.
I was looking at him the whole time.
I don't want to hear it.
That's not true, dude.
I lost on the last one.
Thank you
How am I still a what oh?
Just like it'd be too good for you boy. I actually poisoned myself
Look at this guy walking around. Yeah, I'm strutting. Let me see my outfit
Bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Get a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy. I kind of want to play again. That was actually really fun
We do we want to play games we switch games
Down either way, but I'm getting a refill while you guys figure that out
Okay, okay, closey closey. Shh be quiet my lover. Let me help me solve this for you
I don't want your mind to be troubled
Guys we play one more three play another game
Okay, guys, let me let me lay out. Okay, everybody line up like it's gone that wall like I'm Al-Qaeda the mother suit you
You know I glad guys on that wall. Are you guys okay? You're ready?
Okay, yeah, these guys obviously have never been
Part of Al-Qaeda that's
embarrassing
Embarrassing
All right, so here's okay. Here's our options ready three two one number one
we can play this game again. Number two, we can go play Liars Bar. Number three, we can go play
Super Battle Golf again. Number four, we can play another part of the game and find one at random.
Number five, we can all go play Call of Duty Warzone, the new one. Number six...
I'd rather die only live bars for but that's okay because he's about to get up anyway. If you want
Yeah, I can watch I can watch I can watch and
Thank you. Thank you. Someone get him. Thank you
Okay, and miss the first 28. Don't you worry? Don't you worry? Okay?
Okay. Oh, this is what we'll do. This is what we'll do
We're gonna play one more game of this and then we go play FOMOS all five of us can be be fuck yourself
You're not gonna know us. We don't know yet. All right. Well if you say so kindly
Eat my butt eat my butt
I understand it was now I understand it
What are the chances was this one we gotta figure out who's who
Hello?
What?
It's not a BB.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, so another one is definitely not a BB.
Okay, so this is gimmick.
All right.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's an easy one, that's a given, that's a given.
Hello?
Hey!
How you doing?
Okay, how are you?
What's up?
Thank you for helping me.
And that would make room 5.
Got it.
Perfect.
Here we go.
Hey, we go boys.
Hey, we go gentlemen.
Good work everybody.
Good work.
There we go boys, there we go gentlemen.
Good work everybody, good work.
You shit with the chili?
You giving yourself away too?
Ah fuck these guys.
Fuck these guys, fuck them all.
Yeah, welcome.
Halal, how do you say?
Halal, halal, halal, halal.
I love going on arc waders and saying
That should throw him off that should throw him off
Look like I might I might have gone through special classes
Not clumsy.
No.
Stay as far as you're clumsy.
Oh, shit.
It's bullshit.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
hello what out of the baby we're we got all that perfectly what there's no way
Hey! It's not Halal at all!
It's not Halal at all! It's very Halal!
I knew that one was close! Yeah, I knew it!
Oh wait, at least we got that one right.
He's we got that one, right?
Okay, what's the guys was I right was I right or was I right about the
Coaching what Wow, I could not have been more accurate. I could have not been one
Not hurt that game. We missed you guys got lace chips. Yeah, hold on. No, I know would be I don't want to come to a play night
I got barbecue ladies hold on. I have a degree of chance of 20% you guys should do it
That 20 you know they say 20% the new 50% give you the bomb
Yeah, yeah, fuck you buddy
Yeah, I like that. It's gone and it's gone. Who'd you give it to?
I'm gonna call it baby. He's oh, so nice a good choice. We're saved
Or we're all fucked depending on his mood. Okay, so we came from the bomb back to me
I'm gonna give it listen wait. I have an idea. I'm gonna give it to you. You give it back to me, okay?
All right, I
I can't oh we give it back to him even if I had found his way back and everything that
Okay, wait for it to go around
No
He's
I knew he was a high man for the job
That's what I said all along
He is announced of course oh
vote, vote is.
Kind voting, choose who to give
points to.
Okay.
Let's give each other points out.
All right, let's give each other points.
We're gonna get each other in the hallway.
Is that how the game works?
You can at least see the number of points.
So much for a realistic game.
I defused the bomb last time.
I defused the bomb last time.
What do you mean?
If that's not.
Yeah, that's not realistic.
Wait, wait, give me your point, give me your point, I have a plan.
They already traded, they already traded.
I have a plan.
I have a plan.
Alright, alright, give me your point.
Give me your point, John.
I'll give you my point if you want it.
Wait.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll do that.
Okay, go ahead.
Give me yours.
Poxy's literally like you first.
There you go, there you go.
I'll give it to you.
Poxy, click on me and then I'll give you my point.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No!
That hell?
Poxy!
Thank you, baby.
Thank you, baby. Thank you. You've been a wise choice
Yeah, fuck look see you know what fuck look
Guys guys don't choose me if you're racist don't choose me if you're racist
Choose someone else other than me if you raise if you if you if you're racist
Okay, so what I do and fuck me so and fuck me
I'm recalling this man right now
Hey
You had no shit, you were at one, you couldn't have won!
Fuck you gimmick!
No, they all took it away!
It was the right, it was the tactic of a numerous, so that I could live on for the both of us.
Fuck you, fuck you, my son!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die for the both of us!
Fuck you, die!
Okay, the middle number of wigs between us five.
What does that mean?
This is so great hold on the middle number wins
it definitely someone's choosing 6-7
that be on the high end or the low end that they're probably on the low end
she probably want to be higher than 6-7-6-9 so we're probably going to choose 6-9 as well
which also play on the Gs for 20
so I bet you if we choose 99
we'll have the middle number yeah there we go
There we go
Go as you want your number what's your number?
Where do I see it you what you write it yourself. Oh listen choose 50 to 50 quick
What's your number? What's your number?
Oh, 69.
What? What did I just say?
What did I just say?
Alright, have a good one, John.
What did I just say, guys? What did I just say?
I knew it! I knew it!
I'll be...
I'll be... What's your number? What's your number?
So how big is he?
My number is 67.
I'll just be honest.
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
What did I call it?
Or did I call it?
Oh, well, we lost.
We lost, we lost.
We lost, we lost, gang.
We lost boys.
It's lucky. Lucky. Lucky. Lucky.
Hello?
It was it was 99 I 99
One thing we didn't calculate for guys
Yeah, it all figured out we just didn't think they might type in clients
No way.
I'll be be remember whoever you shoot.
Oh.
Honestly, I don't know.
Oh, really?
Hell, yeah.
All right, all right.
Did you get shot?
Yep, little races.
Oh little races, that's a little race
Little races, that's a wrong race
Regressible! Regressible!
Black black black?!
BlackF exactly biblizogen
I think the black one
Holy back
I'm a zero I'm a zero I'm even I'm
Wait
Oh
Let's go!
Alright, plus three, plus three!
No you didn't, you're lying, you're tapping Denon on a stacked tento's down.
No, no, Denon, I swear on everything.
Denon, you're tapping.
Denon admitted.
Why is your white yellow green cut the reaction?
What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's your thing say? What's your thing say?
If the wires are red, white, green
I might not if the wires are white, white, yellow, green cut the white
Give me what did you say? What did you say? What did you say? What did you say? It's the one. Oh, wait. I didn't want
What?
What?
Oh, shit!
Right, never mind. Ignore that. Ignore that.
Get a...
He's dying. He's dying.
Do you have wires or a button?
The thing...
It says, if wires are white, yellow and green, cut the green.
We used to tell them honestly.
Okay.
Mine says press the green timer. Green button.
What color is your button?
Mine is red.
Okay, and what is your say?
Mine is potentially empty.
Mine is a white yellow green country.
Okay, mine says if the button, sorry, press the red button when the timer shows 7.
You're not lying to me
Swear to God swear to God that numbers in seven say it say I'm gonna be good
I swear on
What I swear on do it do it do it do it I can't you guys know I'm to
God
I am too no I'm too religious for that. No, I mean God is watching. God is watching. I mean what's your real number?
I pray on this glass of scotch. I mean I know your fucking line. I mean what's your number?
Press the right button on the top of your seven. No, it's not. I know your fucking line.
What is it? I mean listen to me listen. I'll owe you one and in another game. I'll help you out deal.
I owe you one favorite deal.
I saw you guys have been fighting over there but I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I saw you guys having five over there but I can't see guys. I can't see. I can't see. I have to get him to stand. I have to get him to stand guys.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Damn it.
Oh!
God.
Oh!
Hey, fuck you boys, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck.
Hey, we caught one of my thinking closest to the fuck himself anyways.
Wait, wait, oh wait, I thought we were playing a different game, everybody.
I forgot to wait for the part, for the part.
I
Like I can see I can see your three points, so I know you're a man of honor green now
Yes, I already present. I already press it. I already put green. I swear to God
You know I don't lie when I swear to God, give it!
There it is, thank you give it, thank you, good man, good man, have a good one.
This guy's an asshole.
I pressed right to go fuck yourself!
What did I say?
Wait, no he didn't.
Wait, Kuzhik!
Hello?
Kuzhik, Kuzhik, Kuzhik, Kuzhik, Kuzhik!
What?
Hey, hi, good.
I gotta go.
Hey, hold on, wait.
Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Listen, listen, I got fucked.
We can both get three points.
Okay, listen, maybe, let's do it.
Let's do the same.
He's a three point, we gotta have a good time.
Are you fucking me right now?
Ready, two, one, we gotta go right now!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
fuck me fuck yourself a baby that's what you get for telling me that time
late
yeah
you guys are here he's up god god god god god
yeah god was he just fucked me let's listen listen this five times i can
listen give it to me i'm going green go red okay fucking thank you so thank you
to win. All right. Hello? Yes. Hello. Yes. Listen. Listen. We hit the green. We hang
up. We jump with it. I hit the green. Okay. You copy. I hit red. See it.
I
Go see how you doing
Hey, how are you? I only need three points to catch up with gimmick
So let's just hit the dig read and that way you will be both benefit. I get I get to the gimmick you got you passed John
And he'll be deal
Hey baby, let my god be my god.
Do you want give you want to win?
No, no I don't.
I'm going red, unless you fucking, you better swear to god.
Okay, I should have told everybody that.
I'm going red bitch, fuck you.
Oh shit, oh god, god, god, god, god, I need this.
If I do this I can fuck everyone please son please
When the time arrives, when the time arises,
dear boys, dear!
Hey, Pete!
Gucci, what are you wearing?
Yeah, I'm wearing nothing.
I'm sitting here in the corner in a lazy boy chair jerking my shit.
Wait, do you hear that over there?
What?
Oh god, oh god! Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, you're home!
Oh my god!
Alright, what?
What are we doing here?
Y-you look on the ground, do you see the potions?
Aye. No.
Okay.
Now do you see the potions?
No.
Okay.
Get a guide for inside the CF.
We're cooking boys, we're cooking boys.
We've used this differently. Oh, I see you. You've ever got this mask.
I look pretty normal
Is that a normal mask?
Hello?
Wait, no, what are you wearing? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? I had first. What are you wearing?
Naxis
No, no, no listen the first guy the first guy I call won't know what the bad guy looks like or the good guy or the
or wait or one of them what what what does your face look like tally described to me um what's
my face yeah what what mask do you have on your face what mask everybody's got a mask what mask do you
have on describe it
Man, I did that one right there the frog one
Hey, I do it
Hey, hey, boss
Listen, I'm a full I look like the mask from the movie the mask when he looks like I
Don't know that but we can use driving another way
Like it's just brown. It's all brown my eyes are brown almost like wood all the way through and giving said is this the same as mine
I'm not the brown face as well.
Face mask.
Well, give me some details.
It's got, um, it's got, um, it's got like, uh, droopy eyes.
Droopy eyes.
Droopy eyes.
Yeah, let me call you right back.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You know, I think that's good. I think one person's supposed to guess it.
Oh, you know, that's another game.
Hey, God, how you doing?
Is that me? Is it you?
No.
Yeah.
Okay, can we just tell you one thing?
If the mask doesn't have any eyes?
Who's-
Oh, shit. I fucked up. I fucked up.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, I fucked up.
Oh, God.
Uh, pick somebody. It's me. I-I'm the one that's dressed differently, guys. I'm the one that's dressing my salads right there.
What?
Wait, what? Wait, what? I don't understand this game at all.
I don't understand this game at all.
I thought the-I thought everybody was wearing this mask and then I was the one wearing the different one.
Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys.
It was giving, it was giving, but I had the same mask I had on last time.
I guessed Kloxy, and I'm the one with the mask, but I didn't even get to the help of my own point.
Ah, fucking knew it.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Wait, why is it when you have somebody, 20 points?
I'll take this one, please.
You're not wearing this, G, you are not wearing this.
What?
You are not wearing this.
I'll just take one.
Wait, hold up, wait, I gave the correct hint?
Wait, what?
Oh, see, I purposely misled you and told you the wrong wire.
Did you fuck up and click another wire that I told you?
Oh, shit.
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid bottles?
Are you dumb?
Are you fucking stupid?
Are you stupid, baby?
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Ooh, what does this look like?
Look at all these peasants
I don't know how to read
Trust you ever
Oh really? Is that what it takes?
It takes 11, he's gotta win
Dude, I don't care if you're lesbian, it's okay
Are you guys playing Phobos?
Yeah, we're playing Phobos, all five likes
Okay, I'll play Phobos, but I gotta get a drink
We gotta get Coachy back to the Discord
Get close to back to the disc one. Can you code? Can you code for Phobos?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, I need codes for Phobos. Can you see me like that?
Yeah, I need codes for Phobos.
Close, you dropped the disc one. We're switching to Phobos.
Get back in the discord.
In the discord, the discord.
In the discord.
Oh yeah, alright. We're hopping over. We're hopping over boys.
Let's fly!
Okay, okay, that guy's pretty fun. What's it?
The game I like the game timer, but I actually I like that game a lot
I hated it. I hated it same shame. Yeah, only person I can trust in life is is gimmick
So we just me doing that whole thing. We fucking Habibi. Oh, yeah, we fucked the baby over that was fun
baby
He brought him out back and put his ass.
Yeah.
That is, uh, wow.
Uh, I didn't, whoo, I didn't expect that in this game, but I guess it's a funny game.
It's a dog eat dog world out there.
I guess so.
It's a dog eat dog.
Yeah, you gotta be careful, he gets a dog eat dog.
There's dogs.
There's dogs that they're eating other dogs.
Holy fuck.
Maybe, I don't know, I've never seen a dog eat another dogs.
Me either, but in those worlds.
But in some in the worlds that they do they do do they do it what I'm gonna grab a drink
Should be a skit
So let me see me a code I don't I should have keys. Oh
You should close your code
Wait, I'm gonna have a look see say a slur if you need a code. I can't really hear you. Okay. What? What? Oh, he's here
Oh, thank God. Okay. Okay. I'll be back. Oh see this what was asking if you needed a car
You won. Oh, yes, but I don't have that be buying. Oh
Oh, well, just go ahead.
No, you know, you just give us a rip.
All right, let's say it.
Damn you.
I am.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
Now, I heard you're being, you can say it,
and we won't hear the slur, I promise.
Go ahead and say it.
Okay, okay.
So.
Did we do, what I would do,
was what I'd say behind the thing happened?
No, one way to find out.
I just said a word,
What did I say behind the thing?
Not nothing.
Nothing, nothing.
Really?
Weird.
It's a functional beep.
It's a functional beep.
I'm going to do it again.
You ready?
BEEP.
No, didn't hear it.
Clubsie, do not play the game penis playing right now.
It's a dangerous one.
I'm just, wait.
Oh, my bugulators know that I said poopy butt.
How would they know that?
Not here.
Not here.
Because I can't hear my, I can't hear my, right?
Wait.
I'm going to case something else.
I just heard a beep.
Yeah, I can't hear that.
We don't need, it's 100% we can't hear it.
Oh, you're reading my lips, the read my lips.
Read my lips, read my lips.
Oh, my God, they're reading them.
Oh, no, oh, God.
I can't believe you would say poopy butt,
even though it's Lush Saturday.
Oh, my God, like, that's it, that's it.
I'm a crazy, I'm a crazy girl.
You're a crazy girl.
You're so crazy.
I'm a crazy girl, I'm a crazy girl.
Practical energy.
I'm a crazy, I'm a crazy girl.
Crazy.
What? You've been transferred to a new facility on Fobos.
Okay, alright, I've got Fobos up.
You can help us with the rehabilitation of off-world entities.
I got it.
Opening now.
I can't hear you.
Good employees work together and complete tasks.
Beware, infected employees are among you.
They will try to sabotage the mission. Use lockdowns to eliminate them.
Reminder, you are being watched, as are we all.
Okay, okay, all right, okay, you okay, buddy?
I just, I was listening to the instructional video that the nice man put on for me, and
then I was teaching all great things, and then, and then a man, and then a man, and
I can hear you, so that I pooped a little bit and I put it in the jar and I've been keeping it for 17 years.
It has its own ecosystem and people on there and its little germs and they've developed a language and technology.
And they're considering space travel, trying to break open the dome of the jar.
I'm trying to hide from them the fact that their universe is just some poop experiment.
But every time I try to explain they think I'm their god it's what's a very complex situation
Wait what I have an idea what what if you guys know I don't know if you guys
What got this you got those words right you guys battle on no no no I'm saying
The so the new
Wait, the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 is scheduled for release October 23rd, so
this weekend they're doing a Warzone beta.
So I was thinking maybe we could play the new Call of Duty this weekend?
Because I would usually rip on you for this.
I had fun yesterday.
So I'm gonna leave it up to maybe a baby. Will you take the same?
Oh, is there baby?
He's pooping. He's pooping. Oh
He's pooping. He's pooping. He's pooping. He's pooping. He's pooping. He's pooping. He's pooping. He's pooping.
He's
Pooping must be convenient for folks who the peas and now
Wait hold on what if you hold on with a second?
What if you just tape the tube to your rectum and ate everything you pooped out and then you'd never have to eat again?
Good I heard that from the fucking kitchen I'm about started
When he brought up God I
What are we talking about with Call of Duty?
The Call of Duty.
The Call of Duty.
The Call of Duty.
Wait, is that like brand new?
Is that like, it just started?
Oh dude, on the Call of Duty thing?
You asked.
So pretty much this weekend they're doing a Warzone beta.
So you're gonna ask what new, like Warzone?
It's the exact same shit for the last four years, but it's new guns.
And they're gonna make you pay $70 to $90.
Four years?
Yeah, four years?
Is there a deluxe version that we can buy?
Wait, there he is!
Is there a Nicki Minaj skin with ginormous boobies I can buy?
That's fucking right, it's great.
Why would you just say that? I'm fucking lying.
Here's my problem with Warzone.
The movement is too slow and I understand these realistic, like, milsim games,
but I just wish they could speed up the movement a little bit and call duty.
Make it a little more immersive.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would rather put my nuts in a vise and run the 40 meter dash while keeping the vise in the same spot
Than ever playing warzone again. All right, I'm hosting a game in phobos right now. Okay
um
Oh, yeah, we have to see you guys some invites. You ready?
Uh, you mean oh, so you have your code and you did you you download the game, right?
I have no code
I expected it. I don't think anyone else thought you might have the code yet
John can you see him the good one Adam? Oh, thank you. Okay?
Big shocker big shocker. Okay guys
Log she is why would I absolutely in space while we've all been talking what?
Where was I supposed to get this code fucking DM
I can't, I can't, I can't send it to Closy because he's not accepting me.
I sent it to him 15 minutes ago.
Closy looks at his phone, says, oh look, a notification, and then throws it behind him
and doesn't check for 24 hours.
It doesn't check for 24 hours
Well, why don't we send my advice you're not working?
It's not
Okay, you can just shut your mouth
Just post it and we can join this game isn't
Give me his hand give me his hand
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Oh, can you hear me? This would be nothing. I can you oh have you been?
Hey, this is John and Colt.
Hello, double audio, double audio, hold on now, hold on now, hold on now.
John, I should do another invite.
You see it?
Yeah, oh, you can go and put some talk.
How do you put some talk?
What's the question?
What, Coltsy?
Hit escape, hit escape, hit escape, hit escape, hit escape, hit escape, hit escape.
Okay, I'm gonna do the toggle talk, I'm gonna do the toggle talk.
Okay, wait, okay, guys.
Wait, where's Coltsy, where's Coltsy at?
I'm joining, joining, joining.
He's trying to find where Discord DMs are located.
Oh, VVV.
John, John, I clicked on your name because you sent me.
I'm loading up right now.
John, you're listening to Rihanna, Pawn to Replay.
John, oh.
Okay, he got you.
Yeah, John.
I caught him listening to Kanye West earlier.
The new album.
The new one.
That's true.
That's actually true.
What's the performance with Pawn to Replay?
That's a banger.
You're listening to InSync.
You just said what I'm listening to and I was saying I'm listening in sync.
I would click 100 amers and upon the replay by Rihanna.
I'm gonna have a stroke and the next song after that I'm in.
Can you send me a Cloaksy request?
Is there a Cloaksy friend request on Discord?
Wait, how does anybody contact this guy?
I wish I would.
This guy doesn't answer.
Shed, how do you all right?
Wait, I might wait for you. Let's ride
What's the button what's the button for what's a month?
See you guys in the game
game. Hello.
What's going on with that? Wait. Wait. What's my role? Call me all the
other. Wait. Wait. Coach, can you hear me right now? Coach, coach, coach, can you hear
me? Coach, coachy, coachy. What's the exact word that showed up under your role coming
right now? Three, two, one, tell me. I think we're all just
your role holy John John what's the exact word it should have been your God
but janitor okay so okay okay so it's John John's bad guy comes the bad guy
John's bad guy. Janitors are the enemy. The illiterate is different roles but actually
gonna be different roles I don't know yet now that I think about it only works
because none of us know what's going on but I also know what's going on. Mind
I'd say I'd say it's fine tasks and items and shows me my map. That's all I can see. Well, I do
Okay, so to the circuit breakers recent go go go wait hold on wait
John where do we
I
Hello
Hello
Hey, we will we won't standard announcement everyone has to take off their pants
Do it now, or you'll be in violation of law one five two seven code section B
You mean do you know what we're doing circuit makers we said
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can get really skinny hit are we scan with scanner we need to find a scanner
We we need a suspicious item scan
We all know there's something over here we have to do anything. No, yeah, there's blue bonds
Wait hold on
Wait
Wait, wait
Wait, hold on, wait.
Wait, how, wait.
How would this ever be possible ever?
I found a battery.
Can I have a battery?
Wait, hold on, wait.
Who needs the battery?
Hold on, wait.
Oh my god, I got it!
I need the battery.
What do I do with this battery?
I don't know, I don't know.
You put it in there.
I did it. Oh, we need a bunch of battery. We need a bunch of batteries. I'm gonna go this way and look for stuff
Oh
There's something right here
type of Roomba
some type of Roomba situation
upon the universe. But this stream has turned into a nightmare. You are trapped here, forever,
to live and die in an endless cycle. There is no respite. There is no restitution. There
There is no prostitution allowed.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Oh, damn it!
I'm switching ships!
I'm switching ships!
I'm switching ships!
Oh, every dollar that's my,
I'm playing my two week starting set!
This is the two week starting!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, what is this thing, what?
Why is this, wait, what's this symbol right here?
Ha ha ha ha!
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha!
All right, good work everybody good work
Okay, all right, we didn't pretty good out there guys good. Okay. All right. All right. All right
there I
Do job was a bad guy. What did I tell you gimmick?
Even I'm innocent again
Hey guys
Wait guys, okay. Oh, yeah, so do our task. What was it?
Yeah, how do we get away how do we get rid of this smoke that's in front of this thing?
Did you take a game category or is there no game cat work? Hello? Hello?
Hold on
wait where'd the generator go? what the hell is going on oh I agree big
close you know what the generator is I got this battery okay well it's gonna
be hard to find that's not that doesn't help me a lot it's right here it's right
Oh, yeah, I got one battery. There we go.
I don't find batteries.
Well, I'm going to find five batteries total. Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm going to go over here.
Oh, good.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, that's too.
We put it right here.
You can't.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
you can't here we go buddy what I trust you well I'm putting the battery in that
she's pretty trustworthy that she's pretty trustworthy listen how often you
gonna see a man changing the battery exactly that's that's not pretty
I think we can trust Mr.
BB who sees are you?
Oh, oh my god.
It's just someone's kid over here.
There's someone's kid over here.
There's someone's kid over here.
Give it to me.
I think you left your kid over there in section B.
Fuck this up.
Who's this?
Wait, CCDB disabled the kid's computer to use?
Alright, I don't think anyone's...
Okay, I don't think we're ever gonna learn this game.
This game is too complex for a group like us.
Oh
Okay, there's that that's already green wait who says John. Do you know where the shit is? Oh, yes. Oh, okay. Oh
Maybe I got the battery guy. I got the battery
I got another battery another battery
You got that you got that one you got that one they should fill up the generator. I think we only needed to
Oh what the fuck was that?
Oh I missed.
I don't know.
What the hell is that?
Don't try to shoot it.
You're alright, Mr.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Follow me, I've got a weapon.
Down to the generator.
Is it one of us, is a fucking liar and it's not me?
It's not me.
And it's not been us.
It's not me, fuck all I don't know.
Read the battery over here guys.
This way, this way.
We better get over here guys. Put the battery in.
Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
We got it!
Are we hiring children?
As employees?
What the hell was that?
We're in the reset.
We need to find the scanner.
Who's got the scanner?
I don't have a scanner.
Okay, now fuck that.
There's a lawn here up there with eyes and legs.
John to get it over with because John's clearly the bad it's on the bad guy
You're ugly and you're fat
Got it
Oh, yeah, I did that and now we got to do
Reason one. Yeah, he's been quiet reason to
He's done nothing, but hold a flashlight and follow people
That is your what is what is peanut I'm doing a ton of shit
I think that's me. I got the battery charge a battery bitch
The battery your lunch buddy
John's gone now
John's gone now
What's gonna happen John in the face
We've been with you the whole time!
John, John, be honest with us.
What?
Are you bad? Are you an exit?
I'm not a bad guy!
Oh, he's got a knife! He's got a knife!
Well?
Okay, well, good work everybody, good work!
There you go, he's a bad guy again!
Alright, okay!
Alright, okay, there it is!
it is good with everybody good work they say don't bring a knife to life I was
cooking on the desk okay John if you're the bad guy can you just say so
because obviously something's wrong John you the bad guy get to say it if you are
He's a bad guy, John.
He's a bad guy, John.
He's a bad guy?
No, no, no.
He's a good guy.
John is the bad guy.
Kill him whenever you see him.
Who just put that on Peter's back?
Who's in the white?
Who's in the white?
They did it.
They did it.
Wait, what?
Who's in the white?
What was that?
What is going on with this lady, man?
This is why whoever's in the white.
Get the guy, get the guy in the white quick.
Go, go, go, go.
C-ma-tor.
Ah!
It's a B.
Is he really the bad guy?
Is he really the bad guy?
Yes, he put the thing on your back.
I know it, because I want to beat him up.
Beat him up, beat him up.
What do you think of my back?
What do you think of my back?
What do you think of my back?
It's a body.
It's something to scare you.
Are you a dog?
Are you a dog?
Yes, yes.
He's killing it.
guys guys
kill him kill him kill him kill him
a baby
we need a knife we need a knife for a gun
John is the bad guy
just a heads up
John is the bad guy
does he have a knife?
he's spreading propaganda
does he have a knife?
we're gonna fucking die
we're gonna have a knife for a gun
oh my
oh my
oh my
oh fuck dude my buttcheeks are so clean
I'm gonna shit myself
keep it cool
keep it cool they'll never know
ok there's the murderer by the way
he's just right over here
he's just right here just walking around
he's running away because he doesn't know that he has a knife in his pocket
alright let's keep running
yeah we could use something to kill him with
that would help
that would be cash money
pretty cash money
that would be pretty cash money
uh... i i have found a device
i thought his ass with it
i found the ass spluture three thousand
maybe get your ass back here
you got some ass spluture
get an ass-looting ball, I got the ass-looting five-billion
uh
exactly what's happening
not
not right now guys
not right now
none of that food
none of that food is so great as game
well, that's a bomb?
definitely
wait hold on, would you die?
would you die?
Hold on who do I ask for balloons? I've got the answer. We need to call a lockdown how do you call a lockdown?
I think we got to go back to where we started. Okay, oh, I know this
Habibi you're going to federal prison
Habibi we have to do a random search on you. I know you may not be used to that, but we have some suspicions
Oh my god!
Habibi, we have a 12 foot long plunger we need to shove in your ass.
It is simply protocol, everyone's gotta do it.
Habibi, I've got the ass sploozer 5 billion over here if you would please report to the front deck.
Why'd you go sploozer?
Sir, sorry about him, it is the ass sploozer 7000 back.
5 billion!
We got to go we got a call
We get them
Yes, I am I'm cleaning the floor
We're on the map oh your lock down who you thinking
We got a call lock down. This is how you do it start a lock down. Oh, you remain in the log a
We're gonna keep the ass blood
Yes
I'll be a baby you have to open the door and walk through it
He's on the run god damn it. We gotta get weapon. We gotta get weapon. We gotta get a weapon right now
Thank you, baby 100 percent
Because we need a weapon for me
John John John John John John John John John John John
Johnny you alive
John John John my brother uses so we always do his foot on the board. Yeah. Yeah, come on come on come on
Oh
It well, we wasted it. We have to complete one task to unlock another lock
Okay, get the ice moods are 5,000 we're going
Stay back unless you want your ass spooched
And you can't go within a thousand feet of any school
I
Can hate this game
Maybe could be anywhere
I keep this thing up. Gotta keep this thing hot
Gotta keep this thing hot. You gotta be ready for mr. P
It's
Employee died
Okay, all right, okay
Hey guys good work out there everybody
Good work out there guys. Where do I get a scanner man?
I don't know. We knew who the bad guy was from literally the rip and we couldn't kill him cuz we got a lot of weapons
So all right lock it we're going back we're going back in
Let's ride
Okay, all right
Okay guys step one find the ass blues or five billion step two complete dance come on gang
Is that guy sticking his hands but
The five batteries guys five batteries
Five batteries
Well, I'm gonna go over this way see if I can figure this out
Fire extinguisher.
Hey little guy.
Hey little guy.
Oh.
Hey John, can you hear me?
John?
Hello?
John?
John?
John?
John?
Hello, I can't hear you I can't hear you
The part of the game is that a glad
Do we
I
John John, can you hear me?
Yeah, can you hear me? Yes, wait, John. Are you talking to this one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't hear you in the game. No, I can't hear you in the game. No, you can't hear me. I
Cannot hear you. No. I mean, what's the time? I just like wait. Do you mean out? I
Can hear you in the game. Sorry. I I can't you can't hear me wait wait wait a baby. Can you hear me?
You give it to me in the game?
We might, well, we might think it's glitched, obviously.
No, yours is fine. Mine's glitched.
No, I can't hear anyone. Oh, oh, gotcha, gotcha.
I can't, okay, I can't hear anybody. All right, Discord it is.
Discord, Discord, Discord it is. Okay, Discord for this round it is.
Do we know how to get a scanner? All right, oh, we gotta find a scanner.
Well I can't, I think he's in the game.
Looks he's on cloud nine somewhere off in the distance.
He's living his life guys, he's living his life.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait, poor... wait.
Poor?
I'm recharging the battery because nobody else is.
So I, wait, I found four batteries, I found four batteries.
I found four batteries up here guys.
But I got a battery as well.
Oh, an employee just died?
Who's with us? Who's with us? Who's with us?
Give me, okay, you die!
Don't worry, don't worry!
Oh, my game just froze?
Oh...
Hold up!
Hold up! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Stop me, right?
Hold up!
Are we all about to...
I believe we're all about to distract.
I think we should've foreseen that coming when I couldn't hear anybody.
I'm gonna take a guess and say it's Cogseed
It's the killer because he's the only one still
And he doesn't sing to Rihanna like if you're listening to Rihanna
Yeah, I'm listening to Rihanna. He's telling one guy a week, 100%
Yeah, okay. It's not looking good for me. It is. It's not looking good for me on this side
Yeah, I can't open any doors. Yeah, okay. Okay. Well, that's okay
We're back. We're back. Oh my god. I was the infected that round too. I was gonna. Were you really? Oh, do you have the perfect alibi?
I would have never said he was the infected I
Didn't kill nobody's
Thanks for your way, how would you know I didn't see you the whole way it was gimmick
Thank you for your ways of closing. Thank you. Thank you so much cameras and there was three people not doing anything
And I couldn't find gimmick. Oh, thank you so much. Goji. Thank you. It's good. Bye
I
I'm really John's dream crash. I think it's internet went down
You so maybe don't you know I was out of my og don't wait coach me you literally can't play the game without
Can you send me an invite folksy?
I should do that. I see all you guys did, mate. I see you guys all did, mate.
Yes, sir. For all the Marbles.
I can't fucking talk to this guy.
Whoever wins this one gets the title LeBron James of Phobos, okay?
LeBron James of Phobos.
Whoever wins this one gets LeBron James of Phobos.
Heal?
That's right.
You have to say it from now until forever.
You have to say it.
LeBron James of Phobos.
LeBron James of Phobos.
LeBron James of Phobos.
And if you do win, you have to change your Twitch stream to LeBron James of Phobos.
Exactly, exactly.
So that people can recognize that you are the LeBron James of Phobos.
Yep, yep.
It's the right thing to do.
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
DROGSEY!
WHAT IS THE GAME?
Right?
I sent you four of them.
Okay, I hate you so much.
Did you see Invite as you were joining?
I did. Let me tell you something.
One day, you were gonna burn it out.
All right, lock it.
You're not going to actually find your father.
Okay.
That means a lot.
Hopefully, I can.
Oh!
Okay.
All right.
Oh, thank God I'm the bad guy.
Oh, yes.
One day, I'm gonna have a $3 billion gift code for Glowsy,
and I won't be able to send it to him
because nobody can reach him on any fucking platform.
No demand.
I got heat batteries, heat batteries, heat batteries.
You guys, how do we get guys and stuff out?
We'll get guys and stuff out, guys.
I would like to reach you one of my poems.
This is Stephen.
This is the most beautiful polepepper.
Do you want to see any batteries?
Oh, I got a battery.
Take your time, give it, don't stress yourself, don't strain your thinking, thinking brain.
Can you just help everybody and tell me to find a knife or something?
Oh, horrible sight.
My emergency contact.
Well, that's where you use the mop at, is out of the pooper.
What? Okay, I'm gonna do it on your phone.
As I shave the hair off my nude body...
I...
I love her!
Through the household lights out and I'm shouting!
gimmick! no!
Well, gimmick!
No, is that not the real-
No!
No!
She's not that one?
She's not talking about your-
No!
Okay?
Deep breath right now?
Deep?
Okay, okay.
Yo!
I'm gonna do a new game.
I apologize.
No, you're doing a great job.
You can help.
I'm gonna do a new game.
I'm gonna do a new game.
I'm gonna do a new game.
There are. There's a revolver.
Guys, we gotta get to work.
We gotta get to work.
Come on, guys.
I was doing my problems.
It's my chance.
Wait, where's the BB ad?
Wait hold on, where did you meet me at?
I don't know.
He's probably already got you.
I think she reached.
Hey where's the gun at?
We gotta stop him.
Where's the gun at?
Where's the gun at?
We gotta stop him.
Here, you can help us with the rehabilitation of all of our identities.
Where's the...
Where do I defend myself?
Hey uh...
So we're just...
You guys, where's all the stuff at?
Hit three?
Hello?
How do I put this away?
How do I put this away?
How do I put this away?
Hello?
How do I put this away?
How do I put this away?
How do I put this away?
How do I put this away?
I'm pressing 3 and it's not working!
How do I put this away?
How do I put this away?
Oh, he...
Does he go Super Saiyan?
I think Givik might have gone Super Saiyan.
I think there's a very, very, very impressive beauty.
What the hell just happened?
Did we win?
Did we...
Did we win?
Well no, I don't have a fucking weapon.
I'll be back.
Smash the shape indicated in the control room.
Guys, I can hear you, but can you hear me?
Who is it?
Peanut?
I'll be the Habibi!
If this is not Habibi, I mean, if this is not Habibi, I just suck what she died.
Who killed him?
It was a guy that looked like me, but it was not me.
Oh, got it. Thanks.
It's not me either. I hear a thing. He's not over here rambling to himself.
I'm very scared.
It's not me either.
I have a feeling it's not you.
I do it in the dark.
I...
S.S.S.
I have a gun.
I'm working on it.
Masked Grounds.
Simple.
What?
It's either part of the movie.
It's perfect for the screen.
Oh!
How about a party?
I've never heard of that before.
I've got to do it.
I guarantee you, it's right up your alley.
I'll have to take a beef!
I'll have to take a beef!
That's right, so you got that. Please, uh, get your will in order.
Hey, are you in the control room? Because I need some information.
Listen, if you kill Pino first, we'll know whether he's the bad guy or not.
Uh, hey, uh, Gimmick, I don't know if you've realized, but, uh, how fucking obvious it is to be being some bad guy, but I'm just making sure you realize.
Yeah, that last, I got it on that last one. I was on that last one.
Yeah, I think you should probably meet up, uh, so he doesn't kill us, you see it?
Uh, just, yeah.
Yeah.
He's projecting and you're believing in him and you're gonna lose us to fuck him out.
I'm sorry.
That's fair.
Okay, I'm sad I don't know how this works.
Okay, all right, come on guys.
You made sure made you miss on me. You got to get them first
You know where you're out of bullets, are you so serious
One last time I had two bullets looks like this time that was just a one
Honestly, it's honestly, you miss on, okay? Give it. What are we doing? Why are we doing?
What what are we doing? Why would you do it?
This is a racist
This place is great. Let's just listen listen. Let's just stick together. I'm done. Q Q
What are we supposed to be doing now?
One of you guys is dumber than the other one. Give it. We gotta find a weapon to kill this guy
We got where did where do these things fun?
Okay, well, alright, well, okay.
Oh, it is you, man. It's not nasty.
Guys, watch out for the snails.
You're not fucking told.
You do! Why?
Why are you doing this to me?
Too easy, too easy.
That damn snail.
I tell you, dude, boys, I'm dating LeBron here.
You're the most LeBron thing to fuck with.
I was gonna kill both of you, dude.
My gun had one bullet left.
Why did you actually kill him first?
Wait, Jimmy, who did you truly believe
was the killer of the end big one.
If I had to pick, both of you guys are liars.
You were liars.
No, you were liars.
If I would have to get one of my two of your big.
I was literally innocent.
I probably would have picked a BB.
Yeah, of course.
Because I am handy.
It's because my eyebrows are bigger.
Because I wear a sweater for the shirt.
John, I'm sure you get any vice bitches.
OK?
Are we playing cod before we get the fuck off or what?
We guys like all clothes here
I'll catch up. Yes. Yes. I've
called him 13 times. Yeah, you
should. Oh, I'll catch up. I'm
calling. I'm calling.
To die.
Don't say anything. You're on
stream.
Don't say anything. You're on
No, Closetik, just tell him to say his phone number so I can write it in my phone and call him.
No, no, no, no one would expect me to do that.
No one would expect... right guys? That's crazy.
No, we're just letting you know so that you can say hello to everybody.
I'm not racist.
Yeah, no, we believe you.
We believe and why would you say that?
Why would you believe you?
We believe you.
We believe you.
No, 100 percent, 100 percent, 100 percent.
How would you say that?
100 percent, 100 percent.
I will say two things.
Coach, you know, one that is what a racist would say,
like an imposter, like a sassy imposter, a mogus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like sassy, sassy racist, a mogus.
Um, secondly, secondly, um, we were trying to start up.
He's jerking it.
We're trying.
Are you jerking it?
But you're made out of wood.
It should already be done.
It should already be done.
Can we see my handbite?
No.
What do you want?
Well, I'll send another one.
You ready?
Why are you playing?
We're playing, um, Phobos.
Dude, how are you so good?
I
We're playing
Phobos, I
Got the Devon here
Dude if you make it lobby the devil come in and explain the game, but I've got it
We got the game
I'm going to call him right now.
Well, we got him down there.
What?
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
Ready to game?
Why are you FaceTiming me?
I'm going to play the game.
Folks, I'm trying to tell you to join the game.
I'm going to play the game.
Thanks, John.
Well, I'm here.
Folksy.
Wait, you guys, apparently the dev is willing to join.
Honestly, I'd like to explain the game to us.
But honestly, we just let the dev join,
Not even to explain the game just we can fucking kill him.
Yeah, I'm not gonna get it, I'm not gonna get it, I'm not gonna think about it.
Yeah, yeah, make it public and trash.
Okay, I'm gonna make it public.
Nobody else has the keys to this game.
Okay, all right, guys, join the game, and we're just gonna kill you.
We're just gonna kill you.
You're gonna get killed.
We're gonna kill you.
We're gonna kill you.
What up, what up?
Hey!
Hello, Mr. Durgan.
Hello, hello.
Mr. Durgan, Mr. Durgan.
Mr. Durgan, how are we?
How are we doing doing? Well, I don't need to explain anything if you don't want it
No, not even one thing. I don't even if you see someone doing the exact opposite thing
Encourage him to keep going encourage him to continue doing whatever he's doing rock
Get it boys lock it in
Let's do this.
I'm locked.
I'm locked and loaded.
Woo!
Muxi, join the game.
Eat shit and die.
Muxi, join the game.
We're in.
Muxi, it's not very nice.
What?
Hm.
Oh, Mr. Orc, love it.
Bye-bye.
Good man.
Good.
Bye-bye.
Thank you, Bob.
What do you think, Bob?
What?
Hm.
Oh.
Wait.
Wait, guys.
OK.
OK.
Wait.
Hold on.
Wait, this is the one we killed right here, this is the one we killed on purple. Can anybody hear me right now? Am I glintz again?
Oh fuck, I'm glintz again, I can't hear anybody.
Aw shit.
I can hear you, I can hear you, I can hear you.
Aw crap, guys, we might, wait, we start the lobby, guys, we start the lobby, I'm making public.
Aw shit dude, we gotta restart the lobby, call close, you're 13 times.
Okay, my game just crashed, my game just crashed, my game just crashed, my game just crashed.
And it's gone, and it's gone.
And it's gone.
I was infected, I was gonna win that one.
You were infected?
That's what happened to mine.
The other round I was infected, I did server crash.
Well, two peas in a pod.
Wait, I mean the game was public?
You were infected too?
No, no, no, I'm just the last time it crashed. It was the one that I was infected
Guys close this meeting might actually have to call him again
Concosy concosy
Okay, I'm calling. I'm calling. I'm calling.
That's why we guys do it.
Send an advice. Send an advice.
We all need advice to the public.
John, John, John, why?
Mochi, Mochi, Mochi, Mochi, go to the public page.
Enjoy the public lobby thing.
John, why are you facetiming me, man?
You have to get you in the game, dude. Come on.
I'm already in the game.
Hold on. I can make a quick call. Give me a second.
Call number. No.
We've got to get close in here. Can you call him?
Dude, dude, dude.
I've got to make a quick call.
guys support you I'll make sure that I'm gonna go see how you do it answer you
and not me you want to publish with us okay good you close to you didn't hold
on I'm gonna go from give it coming in I give me calling me a lot of I'm gonna
answer this yeah hey gimmick how you doing yeah you joined the right lobby
you're good okay all right guys you're shaking thanks yeah absolutely I'm
All right, you too.
Oh, dude, such lovely people.
Such lovely people.
Okay, all right, okay, let's ride!
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
Are we all done?
What the fuck is going on in the air?
Oh, wait.
Oh, give it!
Give it! I'm the innocent guy!
All right, what's everybody's task?
everybody's tasks
i got recharge generator
recharge generator
alright everybody hold on now
whatever we do we have to
close the infected
fucking kill him
it might be effective
it might be closey
why?
it might be closey
it could be closey
It could be closing the gamble
Wait, can you guys hear me again? He's looking for a weapon obviously just watching room with three batteries and didn't even pick
You just try to get with a fight
Wait, where's the scanner at
I'm right here. Let's fix the fires. Let's fix the fire. What fires? There's no fires.
Watch this. Take that. Take that. There's no fire. Don't worry. There's no fire inside.
Don't worry. Right over here. Wait, there's a fire. Watch it. Stand back. There's a fire.
Handle it. I'm handling it. I'm handling it. This guy's real innocent.
Oh
Wait can this one kill see this one punch somebody back in rag though people oh
Are you alive? Hey, I'm alive. It also stuns enemies if you got a fully charged. What's your use of coji?
What's good? Where's the again?
Go see we got the comms up
Coji
God that sounded pretty convincing. Who's that guy? Who's that guy right there? Who's that sir sir?
Like that bitch
You need a stupid spot!
Here, this, this, somebody!
Come this way, come this way, come into this room.
Come into this room, Coach, you come into this room.
Coach, you got to come into this room.
Coach, you got to come into this room.
Stand that side, look, look, look.
You tell Peanut the shades that he has to hit on the buttons and then he tells you.
Okay, okay, ready?
Ready?
H, A.
What? H, A.
Oh, it's wrong. You know, okay, zero with zero nipple nipple. Oh, it was wrong. Oh fuck. Okay, and
Three and three three three. Oh, no, okay
pyramid
period guide
six
pie symbol
My sample, uh, okay, that was wrong, okay, okay, take care, uh, wrong, okay, okay,
okay, wrong, okay, uh, B, okay, okay, dude, you fuck off, you fuck off, hold on, give
I got a guy trying to distract me.
Oh, is it a chair?
I don't think it looks like a chair.
Lightning bolt, Hassan.
Hassan, got it.
OK, um, cable.
Cable, got it.
OK, um, umbrella.
Got it.
And then, um, circle with the squiggly.
OK, guide.
OK, nice.
Now, give me yours.
Oh, it said it was wrong. I mean, we ran out of time.
Wait, I'm in here.
Wait, I'm in the tube.
You're in the tube?
At symbol.
At symbol?
Wait, I'm in the tube.
I'll come help you out. I got a job. Get out of there.
I got a job there.
It's a BB.
It's a BB. It's a BB.
There you go.
I got a T.
I forgot.
Wait, guys, guys, we gotta solve this.
We gotta solve this. Come on.
Why?
Guys, we gotta solve this.
It's the BB.
I promise you.
Guys, go to school.
You guys, we gotta solve this.
I'm going to do the time.
I'm ready.
All right.
Ready?
Go ahead.
Okay.
Try calling close.
He might know.
Go ahead.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
D.
Now it's play symbol, play symbol, we got 10 seconds, play symbol, add parenthesis,
parenthesis, A, C, you get it?
Move!
Oh!
I almost had it!
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Okay, okay, it's squiggly, squiggly straight B.
Okay, you guys.
I, I, A, dot, dot.
Oh, wrong.
Okay, three.
Hold on.
There's a guy trying to sabotage.
There's a guy trying to sabotage in here.
John, get out of here.
John, will you get out of here?
John, get out of here.
John, get out of the room.
Okay, all right.
Okay, you ready?
I tell you what it is.
What is it?
It's like an elephant.
Elephant?
Okay, guys.
Okay.
Um, Pyramid.
Got it.
Uh, Hasan Lightning Bolt.
Uh, got it.
C.
Got it.
Okay, now mine is trying to, uh, Pyramid, Pyramid.
Okay.
G.
Okay.
B.
Butterfly.
Ah!
B.
Oh
Listen up. Listen up.
Yeah?
It says, it says, I get to see who's innocent, one person,
and it's Peanut.
Let's go!
No.
I mean, what if he's lying and he's a killer, though?
Yeah, I'm voting Duggan.
I'm voting Duggan.
You fucking like that, Mr. Dev?
You like Duggan?
I would be a Duggan.
Who we going to?
I haven't done shit.
I'll be be at the bottom shit.
I voted BB.
I voted BB.
I voted BB.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
has been forwarded to an automated voice-over.
You don't see it?
I'm gonna leak your nudge on me.
Close to calm down.
We know you're the killer.
We know you're the killer.
Come back to the lockdown area right now, young man.
I am giving the quest in the top right.
All right, I believe you.
Over and out.
We will leave you alone.
No more calls for the rest of the night.
OK, all right.
OK.
It's not close.
I'm starting to think he's just joking guy.
Yeah, right, buddy. I think it's mr. Durgan
Right, okay top right top right. Oh, it's your top, right?
Mr. Durgan you can trust me is it you oh my god that thing
Oh
We won
a ten foot tall man just came out of nowhere and blew me up.
The dev told me that guy reacts on sound.
It looks like if you don't make a sound he won't kill you.
By the way, he was literally you should check my body.
He bounced on my dick for about thirty seconds while I stood there completely soundless and
then he just walked away.
I should have closed my mic.
I should have closed it.
He doesn't close it doesn't matter if you close it Mike. It won't talk in the game. I think but it's still like pick stuff up
Close we're close to go
No, it's not no, he's playing now. I'm calling him
This guy's seeing plays one more he definitely accidentally left yeah
Cozy coach I think everybody's saying you might have accidentally left when we're playing one last one
Yeah, no, okay. Yeah, you did you actually okay? You actually let okay. I'll show you a quick it might all right hop in
No, no, it's not it's what what you do realize it would be it's 30 nowhere on planet Earth right now
It's 30
Nowhere on planet Earth right now even in Russia. It's still some hour plus nine
Yeah, what the night is still young
No, wait close you close you listen close even quick listen real last game for real I mean it this time
No, it's no serious because I mean it for real this time. I need it for real. Come on one
Everybody's counting on you everybody's sitting he counting on you. I bring the chat saying oh, I love folks
He he's so beloved
But if he doesn't if he doesn't join one more time
I'm gonna make an effigy in my house and have a witch come cast a spell on it then burn it in my backyard
Okay, but I will do one more. But if you ask me
What is it again? We got it. We found your whole operation with one word for a week more than that a month
I'm doing one more
What
I don't know what word he's talking about, but we got him. We got him. Oh, my
All right. Okay. We're okay. Where is he? Where's the ad?
Should we call him back a little bit with a joint? Yeah, I'll call him quick call. Yeah, I think you gotta call him
I'm a quick jingle.
I have a feature number one.
We were just wondering where were you?
The last 24 hours you called me 48 times.
I'm actually pretty sure that's true.
First off, I'm probably going to round it up to 50.
And secondly, we don't know where you are, you're not the discord, you're not the game.
Where are you?
It's a public game, you just join!
it okay there he is wow call him call him no no really meant to leave
Stop!
Let's RIDE!
Honest, stop calling!
Call you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Damn it, I've answered again!
Are you kidding me?
I wanna be the killer guy!
I'm gonna be the killer guy.
Wooo!
Wooo!
Wooo!
All right!
Wooo!
The final crew!
Wooo!
Wooo!
Great Durgan!
Do you have DevTools?
Can you just tell us who the bad guy is?
Oh, somebody puts up that on your back already!
What?
Where?
Wait who just ran out who just ran out to do it okay
Probably a bitch that that child no no
Hello fucking pushing well
Hey look you should you should call him and then let the voicemail obvious right here his number
You ran away. It's definitely him.
Dude, peanut, peanut, stop calling peanut. I'm right here, man.
Foxy!
Yeah, I'm right in here, man. I'm right here. Why are you calling me?
I need to talk to you.
What?
Right.
All right guys, we are starting to do some tasks, get serious guys, get serious, come
on gang, get serious.
We're at 49, we gotta call at least one more time before the night's out.
We're at 49, we're at 49.
Okay, all right, that leaves, I'm like, okay, see, I kind of, I kind of braced for impact
right there.
I kind of braced for impact.
I kind of braced for impact.
All right, I think we're catching on.
I think we're catching on.
Oh, yeah, I just saw one of these down there.
We do play good.
Probably use the dev, probably use the dev tools.
The dev, where's the scanner at?
You gotta press R to find items and tasks.
No, but I don't want to scan this thing.
I know that the scanner is an item that we gotta find.
Oh.
I think he's in that room.
We should call a close TV, buddy.
Closing mic, no where it is.
I think he's hiding it.
The psyllium for home.
Here, you can tell us what the rehabilitation of all world
entities.
Peanut.
Peanut.
You know where the scanner is?
You know where the scanner is, bud?
What?
you know where the scanner is we're looking for it
I just
I just
someone told us you might know
he didn't know
unfortunately
we'll go find ourselves
we don't need to jump
why is it great it says I can go in this van
yeah
nah I just
I just fuck
I just fuck with me
what's up
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
I SAVED YOU, I SAVED YOU, I SAVED YOU
Who was that?!
Was that Gimmick? He was fucking me!
I got a wrench. Where's the scanner?
I thought that's what we were looking for.
No, we need a scanner.
YEAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, there's a fire over here!
I found the skater. I found the skater. I pressed R.
I pressed it. Where is he?
It's this little thing I hear.
Okay, guys.
Okay. Back in the middle.
Bitch?
What is ...
Why did you sit on the screen?
Wait. Scan? Scan?
You got it? Okay.
And then this one? And then this one?
Okay.
Oh my god.
All right, okay, do you see anything else in the skin?
And then this one, and then this one, and this one?
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
And then, oh, oh, oh, watch out for that.
What?
Oh, be careful.
Be careful, God.
What?
Ow!
Okay, there's two more in this one.
Two more, two more, okay.
Okay, fuck.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Okay.
One more.
One more one more one more one more one more I got a scanner I got a scanner
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
It's in the core
He wears it it's over here he found it where
Where?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Where?
Oh, guys, guys.
Skated?
Okay, guys.
Do we have one more?
We should call a lockdown.
We should call a lockdown.
Wait, why?
Because we have the intel.
One person who's innocent.
We'll be able to know.
Oh, let's do it.
We got to get back to the locked-out room, guys.
Quickly.
Yeah, yeah, we got to get back to the center.
Can you hear what you're saying right here?
Fuck you.
only the infected can heal
I got you, I got you
I got you, I got you, I got you
I got you, I got you
I'm back to life today
Oh my God, we're cooking
Innocent they're cooking
They're cooking, the hunters
They're cooking, the hunters
Call it
We need to do a quick headshot
We need a fire hydrant immediately, so I can sing on the intercom instead of an emergency.
Um...
Wait.
Oh, okay, this guy's a good guy. He's got a spleuzer.
I just cleaned the whole...
Wait, how do we do this?
Sibyship.
I swear I didn't hack it, but I'm the captain again.
Habibi is innocent, if you would believe it.
Yeah
I
Was a
Like a fucking entity of John that just jumped on my head
Coach, I'm not gonna lie to you. You were the infected you kind of ruined the last games
We kind of got to play one more
Your dad ruined your childhood, so you probably have to
Okay, let me calm
Obviously accidental. Yeah, let me call
Yeah, boy disconnection
Okay
Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fun. It's why it's internet went down or something. Okay. I should play one more
There's too much to one more with that. We should close your eye and then I play you're playing get off a job. All right
Sounds good. Sounds good. All right. All right. All right
Lock it boys lock it in. All right. Yeah, I'll keep it real. I'll keep for real. I'll keep for real
I'll keep for real
Why am I never the bad guy? I?
Want to be the bad guy
I haven't been in this sober in so long and
It would help if I
Wait, who's the captain this time?
We unlock it if you look at your tablet if we do enough tasks
Oh, you guys we are you'll reset the sugar makers. Come on guys. Yeah
It is one right here. We're close to the savers on fire. I'm done. Boom. You're pro. The punch is over
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've already called me it
I don't care about anything else other than the...
Before we get here.
You understand the God.
Ohhhh.
Why did that turn that one off?
Hold on.
Wait.
Nah, you're seeing things.
Hold, hold, wait, hold, wait, hold, wait.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
What is it?
Hold, wait, hold, wait, hold on.
Hold, wait, hold, wait, hold, wait.
Hold, wait.
No way, that one turns that one off.
You see that?
Is that what it's-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think that's a glitch.
There's a way there's always a way okay okay all right we got why are we got down to one
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Okay, go go go!
What's going on?
What's going on?
My voice.
We need the fire extinguisher.
Got it.
Okay.
Alright.
I'll find the fire extinguisher.
I'll find the fire extinguisher.
You got that?
very suspicious
here i am just trying to be helpful
somebody's cleaning the fires
that would cut me off a little
a wall of guard
what happened buddy? there was a lady!
there was a lady!
let's go now we see you all right god um we got the captain
we got the captain let's go let's go back to the guys back to the log down real quick guys quick we got to speak
we gotta like do something or whatever
go back go back go back
oh
and the infected
You scared me so you scared me you started me. Let's give me
Oh, you just glitched that out of the map you asshole. It's literally out of the map now
Wait, wait, wait, we do that again. I grab it. We do that again push me back up
Oh, I see it, we're doing it over time, over time, over time!
I see it, I see it!
We're doing it, we're doing it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I think it's right...
Ah, fuck it, we'll find another one. Alright, let's go to get this guy.
But how are we doing this?
Is BBs innocent again?
Why do you keep standing here, BBs?
Is it random?
Yeah, I'm randomly told one player who's innocent. I'm randomly told one player.
Yeah, okay, it's a random PSA.
Okay, go ahead.
Right on the select for the third time in a row.
Why did you have to leave?
Or skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
Skip.
I
Couple batteries
He's in the lockdown room, please kill him
And we show the batteries at
There's a battery Zad
This one good. I got a battery. I got a battery
It's John
It's John
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Wow, I was
the cheese man
Hey, dude. Yeah peanut asked me to kill you
This could be a bad idea because I feel like it would be like bad for other stuff
But I heard it. I heard someone screaming it was John from like a mile away
Yeah
Or like maybe it's bad anything because then
Do we want to do one more
We will be back for this game out of percent
Game today including modern
The media call of duty call of duty
You want play some God you want to go right now
I can do it. Are you serious?
Well, y'all have a great time.
Guys, I'll do it if all four of us do it.
Nope.
That's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
We know another John said no.
I'll do it if all four of us do it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, John.
We're trying to actually do it.
John!
I have it downloaded.
One.
No, at least you say it's downloaded.
It's only 50 gigabytes this time.
Not like 300.
Wait, for real, John?
John, you're the one.
You're the one who had to say,
I can't I can't be
This is a perfect time for me to try it because
Yeah, I can try for like an hour late at night, you know
Every I'm not gonna have everybody in chat all day saying I can't believe you're playing cod
I can't believe I'm playing cod. It's perfect. It's a perfect
We have used you to download the battle net launcher really quickly and then just type in Call of Duty
Beta or whatever in the battle net launcher and best download it's 50 gigabytes
It's really small compared to other Call of Duty's. I'm three gigabytes out of 50 already brother. I'm one step ahead
Oh, yeah
I just want one war zone one crikey one crikey
One quick war zone one quick war zone. Yeah a
Singular war zone just one quickie just one quickie. Come on guys. It's a quickie
Just a quick one quickie
It's just a quickie. Just a quickie. I can say I tried it. I can say I've tried it guys
Why?
Alright fine. I'm gonna hit the play button. This is oh man the last time I played a card game. Oh, yeah
This is gonna be a nightmare. Wait what's your call on twitch again? I got changed wait modern
Call of Duty war war zone just war zone. No, no, you're not supposed to do that for that way
It's just what's to do the Cody model of her B
Yeah, I think
This technically part of the B. It's not war zone
We I don't you wait. I don't see please. Oh is the beta over something. I don't see don't go in
He's the beta over
I
Don't see my word for beta on the list of options where I can choose category
Oh, he's talking to over it's still going on. It's so going on. I just don't know. Can you guys find it on yours? I
Can't fight it on the categories. We like choose what gave you plan and I know it's not war zone
I know there's a cat or something. It's not war zone because you don't go to more than to play it
I tried to scroll and it just oh wait oh wait oh I think they just took out the word beta
oh that's what it is they took out the word beta it's just called duty model for four
now yeah oh that's why okay I would see it the whole time I would see it the whole time
it is there it is yeah yeah they just took out the word beta it's no longer in beta according
which is a reason what's the call it what's the island going to call I went
on to my title it's called like uh their dance for dance I used one for dance
one that's the old one show one I don't know what this one's called Jodiak the
Reaper oh my god my account is Jodiak Island you got to create an entire
account I think maybe yeah probably to play you don't have a battle net account
That's not weird
Are you Russian spy?
Wait, are you a Russian spy, Mr. BB?
I am not a Russian
How the fuck would you call me a Russian spy?
Oh, he didn't say he said I'm not a Russian and then he stopped. Oh
No
Hey guys, I don't have any other cold it tomorrow for fourth time nails except for the one where
I is Nick Merck's in the tap minute close you guys you guys show up guys. Well, ten of you those guys
I
Could be I mean the people confuse me for make merch all the time very similar
Um, and then a BV kind of has Tim the Tapman vibes and then John
Can you say
Just so they're everything's your co-seat. Yeah
Perfect. Thank you. Perfect. Oh, yeah, that's gonna be my thumbnail. That's okay. There we go. I got my thumbnail, okay?
We have good to go oh
Perfect, perfect. Mm-hmm. I got an account registration error
You're
Registering for a battle net account. I know you're probably something your chair sitting back going all over doesn't work
I don't have to play let me tell you something baby
We're playing this no matter what so the faster you get that got none the faster get into the game the faster
We get out of the game and the fast you can go to bed. Just I mean just accept it just accept
That's you gonna make the juice
Guys
Actually, I logged in I I created new account this this afternoon hold on I gotta go get my password one sec one sec
Oh, so you're playing offline, huh? Hold on now. Oh
Hold on now. Wait a minute. How do I how do I change my fucking battle net name? I don't know. What's around that name?
Is it your real name? No
No, no, it's my old gaming name, which I thought was cool until people started telling me,
I started getting some accusations back in the day, and it could be misinterpreted.
Uh, is it f***ing?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you don't want to change that.
Yeah, it's dipper.
Yeah, all right, okay, okay, well, I mean, that's honestly not that bad, I mean, I was
an innocent name, an innocent player, XX5000, so, that's, that's worse, oh, that's, yeah,
yeah, yeah, um, don't you know what's my name?
Why are you playing on steam?
Well, you can't play this on steam.
I, of course, you told me I had to get down on that.
Is that, is it on steam?
Hey, Tom's lying to you, I've been horrendously lied to, I'm a victim.
Tom, I'm playing the game!
Of course, I can now, I'm, I'm, I'm doing my best, I'm literally doing my best.
You could just create a new battle net account and
You don't really buy that this morning. I did that one peanut. Well, sorry this afternoon. I
think I'm downloaded and
I'm putting my password
nothing
price forgot
Oh, do you ever activate the email the activation email
It's a bit but not an active a student of these companies
fucking activate 300,000 emails just to play a fucking video game at four in the morning
chop chop and be me chop chop chop chop to be me chop chop all right buddy
I did the security code no no hold on I suppose none of us are gonna be friends
this game so I gotta I gotta get you guys in um uh gimmick what is your use of
your activation ID or battle tag yeah I'm gonna
sit I'm being like use of your activation ID or battle tag yeah thanks
Thanks guys. Thank you. Battle tag. Thank you. You're a battle tag.
Listen, I was able to log in to battle. The website is.
You're called Closie Ashford's Battle Tag.
Let's quickly, Ashley, call him, call Closie Ashford's Battle Tag.
Hey, Danny, how you doing? I hit my last four.
I typed in Habibi's and nothing showed up.
Um, okay, I'm John yet gimmicks gimmicks gamer tag is just gotta be racist or something
That was my gamer name for like 10 years and then every few weeks somebody would have some little remark
And it'd be like no, no, no
But I thought the guy named zipper, but it was a completely different number
So I just see the front request. Tell me if you see it or if I just oh, yeah
I just got I got your friend request. Okay, um
Okay
Yeah, I think those numbers are wrong, so I'm just typing in you guys names then wait
Yeah, I got I got yours. I'm good. I don't know about this
God what's that? What's yours boss?
I
I
You're gonna make me fart
They're duos
John and the baby are fake John. What's John? What's your thing?
I'm gonna go. I'll give it a real soon, dude. I'm literally just trying to play your fucking beta
Yeah, I mean let me in what's happening. I can't find um, uh, uh, baby
I'm looking at John. I'm only John. I found you I think did you see
I
Not lining up in the sliders
What the fuck do I have to log in from already logged in to the battlefield the battle net thing
I don't it don't see you don't
That's my account you know, I just sent it to you again. Yeah, so
There was a space
I'm not okay, let me try again, okay
Alright
You see these loads, okay. Oh, you know, I found you. I found you. Okay. I found you John. I'm by it
Okay, you're the last one you'll you're the last one you say you do not see I need to a headboard and fucking
Wait, okay. No, I had no sit you know, you know, no, okay
This is 100% you because think about I'm typing in your full gamer tag and then the name of the guy is John
There's literally like one in a billion jams. That would be literally
Well, so it has to be in all right, send it I said I already did
Send it again. I already did it again
What fucking what's going on?
Wait, hold on okay, Jesus Christ
Horrible, this is the craziest
Zipper, I just I said zipper and invite
Um, I mean, do you see my friend request is the friend request through the game?
Giving tell them out you accepted your friend request. He opened the game open the beta. Oh
The friend request yeah, I did it. I was in the game. I was in the game. Maybe this was a good idea
maybe this was not signed in your
activation account because I'm gonna be
using to open the game is open I'm
fucking game I'm in the game how much
more in the game can I be now giving
del now accepts the federal class go to
the cog in the fucking log in to the
Fucking game, but I could log in to battle net and I could log in actually you're not in the game. I can log in every
Brother
You said it you can't log into the game
I'm so close so I could flip my desk upside down right now and
This is the easiest thing to me the easiest thing for me to do today of today of all days
To do this to me on a day of today
Not today, oh god oh
Oh God, on today you can open the game, I'm linked on fucking Xbox, I'm linked on PlayStation.
So what did you say when you opened the game?
So I get to sign in to Activision account, I put my fucking email, I put my password, the same password I logged in, and I press sign in and it says you can't sign in buddy.
Sorry, you want to sign in?
No, you're putting your battle net login into the Activision login?
There might be an issue there.
Why would you have to do that?
I could easily have a different long end.
It's a different long end.
Aww, well, what did you look at that?
What did you look at that?
John, let's solve your issue now while you're making it into account.
John, where are you at?
John?
John?
He lost him.
He lost him.
John?
You make me I congratulate you being on the on being the one and only person this figure this out
I can't I did I can't imagine how I could have got through this far in life and not had a battle net account
I don't I'm kind of perplexed
Hey, John, I mean I get it
I understand that is the activision's trash and this probably you know not a bb's fault
But I also blame a bb were never playing a single battle net game until today
Are you here?
Nothing about games at 96%
Okay, I see it
Alright, well, maybe we should have
We call close, you're okay
Before Battle.net was an app
I just worked out 2
Jesus Christ, dude
You're still alive
I don't think I'm ever getting on live
Honestly, I think he's gonna keep you alive
Dude, I feel like we should have
I think close to you, he just put his car on airplane mode, he put his phone on airplane mode.
Absolutely not.
Your call has been forwarded to a fine number.
Okay, everybody, how's it going with the account creation?
I'm verifying emails, I'm verifying more emails.
You got this, you got this, you got this.
I've gone through three emails.
I
Say important it's the police and then when he answers
Hahaha
All right, we'll get we're done the closey bits over it was funny we're good. That's right. It's over now
John
What? Oh, I thought oh, I thought I was setting you up right there. I thought the next thing we were gonna hear is
You're talking on me completely this time
No, that would never happen, that's not something close you would have to do less
Your call has been forward
Guys, let's leave close you lonely by trying to sleep. Yeah, long day. Let's leave. Let's leave them alone guys
No, we're calling classy. No, we're calling close you guys. Yeah. Oh
Shit, it's me. I got through we got through no fucking way
I
Thought you guys were done. He took his phone off airplane. He saw thought surely
His ladies asleep now the phone's buzzing on the table waking everybody up
We don't want to fuck up him blocking us. That'll make everything weird
I'll be me. How's how's it go with the account patient?
I'm I'm I'm deep in fucking thought right now. Just give me a minute. Let me fix this. Okay. Thank you done
Take your time. Take your time. Take your time, boss
John, how's it going over there? I
I successfully downloaded 50 gigabytes and launched it before a baby learned how to log in. Okay, good
Do you see my friend look like?
How do I do it?
gimmick
Yeah, oh
We'll then hit then hit the the little friend symbol on the
Hit the cogwheel hit the friend like the little people symbol except
They're wet.
Wait, cogwheel wear next to the where it says play now?
Top right.
No war zone.
Are you confused?
Yeah, a little bit.
Hold on one second, one second.
Take your time, take your time.
Oh, we're doing shaders.
Is that on the launcher or in-game?
In game in in the game. That's why I couldn't find it try the skip shaders and how my game look like ass no
Yes, yes, oh a baby. I was going very slow going
This is this is a horrible idea. We should have all in the streams
This is a stop wheel. This is a horrible. This is a horrible idea. This is a horrible stupid. I denied your friend quest, okay?
Okay, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Okay, John, I invited you.
Alright, lastly, we just need a BB to accept the friend request.
You look when you might want to, okay, I'm in.
Alright, the cogwheel in the top right, you're going to hit that,
and then you're going to see on the left, there's a little symbol that looks like three little people.
You're going to click on that, then you're going to click on the little male symbol.
I don't see a little male symbol, hit the bell, hit the bell, hit the bell, hit the bell symbol.
I hit the bell, I have security requirements, I have, I gotta go, I gotta go to the desktop
to cancel these shaders.
And I have a tactical sprint has been moved to blood rush perk, thank you, one minute ago,
that's fine.
Can you bite me again P?
Okay, let me okay, okay, okay?
Yep, of course. I was gonna raving at it by the way out of nowhere. So I just made both with a kitchen immediately
Okay, hold on. Okay. I'm seeing a quick invite. There you go
There you are. Oh, I'm waiting for it. Hold on
There you go. Okay. I sent you quick invite or a quick friend of question. You see it
You see much
No, but I do see zipper online.
We joined zipper.
Hey, join me.
Are we friends?
This player's game or party is closed and cannot be joined.
It literally says party open right there.
Oh, my god, kill me.
OK, hold on.
OK, I'm going to back out.
I'm going to go, oh, OK.
How can you utilize me?
OK, John, I see quicksand GM.
Invite him, please, God.
Please.
Invite to party.
I invited you, dude.
I invited you.
Thank god.
John left.
I had to restart.
Oh, god.
My god, okay quick-sand joint required your PC does not mean secure requirements for call of duty
Let me tell you guys something.
What?
What?
You guys are going to have a great time.
I think you guys are going to win.
I wish you guys a beautiful evening.
I just won one for me, at least.
All right, everybody do one thing.
Do one thing for me, Habibi,
because this is not the only game that requires secure boot.
This is something you should have done two years ago.
That is true.
You should have done it two years ago.
It's actually shocking that you have any kind of new game.
It is shocking.
That is yeah, I am totally with you
I'm gonna play Markov
That is insane
I don't play shit games
like
I'm sorry
I don't mean to say that, this is a great game
Call it a great game
It's gonna be paid
It's gonna be paid
Alright, let's run
Okay, let's just play here
We're here to tell you what we want
Honestly, a baby has been enabled
No joke. I'm gonna go down. Make that stupid thing pop up for me so I can leave this lobby
Put it on your list because you're gonna run into a problem at another game at some point
I don't appreciate I don't appreciate. Oh my god. Yeah, I got a raging headache. Just came out of absolutely no where
So it's just this weekend right
We're gonna win this easy boys. Don't worry only the 3 a.m. to Saturday night
We're fine. Perfect. It's gonna be the easiest win. Oh my god. I haven't played Call of Duty in so long
I've never played Call of Duty on mouse and key. I locked it in boys. I did I need increase
24 cent watch after the stream we should read this up and coming streamer
a defiantly not closing. Wait hold on, wait, wait, hold on, it's easy, don't tell me, hold on.
What? Okay, nevermind, okay, I thought, okay, somebody told me to read definitely not closing,
closing hot damn, look at that, I thought he might be sleeping. Let's ride!
Hey, good night boys. Go right here, go right here, RDRD boys, RDRD,
I'm gonna look at you. I'm good. Yeah. See you later
Everybody's always
Okay, you just beep you with a pistol
Oh, we're already getting streams night, which is crazy
We just got here. We just took us an hour to get here. We just got here
We just got here we gel guys give us five minutes to recalibrate give us five minute calibration
I'll get it boys lock it in ah
Beautiful
Yeah, well you guys down with you guys down. Yes. Yeah, we've ever been up
I've died perfect. I love the long run is you're nasty
All right, okay, and I'm dead. Okay, I see John. All right, I'm just gonna go ahead and
hop on over here. Oh, take your time. Take your time. Take your time. All right, I'm coming back,
guys don't worry I'm off the way I'm coming towards you John
how's it going here boss how's it not good don't you worry Bob a PNC is a
You have been bested easily.
You have been bested easily by my power.
Hold on now.
Oh, get it on.
You suck.
You suck.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
Bumblebee, it might be turning up.
Okay.
Bumblebee, it might be turning it on.
I'm gonna be there to not see the first time now is incredible in this game
Hold on now. I'm gonna be there in an audience. How are we?
Spawning it's research and so as long as one of us is alive
Then we be spotted till the end and where the timer is up and you have to fight together here
We have got to get together other besides we need a rock. Yeah
Oh god. Oh god. I gotta keep my peanut head perfectly still or the raging headache leaks
through. Okay. Hold on now. I'm being air-struck. Hold on now. Wait a second. Hold on. Wait
a second
That'll do it
Perfect perfect. Oh, please hold on. He's terrible. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh, wait. Oh, you saved my life
Okay, I'm surrounded by uh multiple large men multiple large men and there's a thousand of them. There is a thousand of them
I am dead. I am dead.
This is like a fucking glory hole that looks like a piece of Swiss cheese.
There's just holes everywhere.
Dicks coming out of it.
I think Bob's the only way to play FPS games.
I think there's a lot of guys out here with this controller.
Give them that many between two controllers.
You might be the best.
Hmm. Hmm.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not gonna slow down.
That's great to see you.
I mean, do you see if we have the names with stream types yet?
Because we gotta end that team.
We gotta kill that whole team so we can, we can win.
we can wait for the guys to receive them at the beginning of the two guys
remember the area you get rid of those guys
Tim sucks on both so yeah that's true very active in statement sir no lies
detected no lies detected I got one shot for more
Okay, this is not good
Okay, I think we just might have lost
I never even saw you guys
It's not us, it's just a series of-
Wait, you guys are in the lobby?
Oh, Zipper, you really-
If you popped up, Wade, you popped up.
You accidentally dusted and died.
Just over and over again.
You were dusted.
I get the chance to control her because
I didn't even touch me.
Okay.
Alright guys, this time we all land together.
And we win together, we lose together.
Am I right, boys?
Am I right, boys?
Never back down, never back!
Give up. Yeah
Back out back out from Q real quick. Why is it just because I have to change my input to controller. Okay. All right
Okay, thank you guys. It's just it's luck of the draw. What guns you get? Yeah, it's just
Yeah, out of the boxes of the day of the loadout, which has like five default loadouts
Oh my god, it's like it's horrible. Holy crap. Um, yes
But the loadouts have like five deep like default ones you can get the stuff. Hmm
Let me tell you, I've played this all day yesterday and that S&G with the mag on the left side?
Yep, that's the one.
That's the good one.
That's the good one.
Oh, that's the one I had in my eye?
That's the good one.
Yes, sir.
Oh, God.
Okay.
All right, I'm ready.
My body's ready.
I'm ready.
We got to get you back in the group.
I had actually two giant things of water, but I looked down and one's been leaking out for the last hour, so
I had no water left
unfortunately
I love this shit that happens to you
I love shit that happens to you, so fucked up all the time
Stainless steel, stainless steel, just with a hole in the bottom
And I'm telling you, these standleys, if they're on their side, you would think they would hold their water because they're like,
Sucks it up, but now, all of the water, like, all of it.
Like there's an o-ring issue.
Why would you just stand on your side?
Well, because I knocked it over.
I knocked it over.
And you just left it?
I didn't know I knocked it over, obviously.
I thought you put it down in a hurry.
Is there a pool of water somewhere?
Yes, yes there is.
A 40 out of a pool of water now can you get in the fucking game?
John join and then left perfect. Oh
See my push to mute is leaving this party got it. Ah perfect
Okay, all right
This is not this is not normal war zone, this is some kind of
No, this is the surgeon so how it works is as long as one person is alive
The other guys have a timer at the top of their screen when they auto-revive that time at the
The very short as the game goes on it gets longer and longer and you can decrease the amount of time
So if it's 40 seconds you kill a guy and go to 30 seconds
And then at the very end when there's like two or three teams left it completely disables and it turns the regular wars out
That was just fucking chaos
Like that I like that
all right boys lock it lock it here you go chat you guys might as well not even
this I'm not gonna read you for the next 15 minutes
I'll be giving a lot of call-outs because every time I talk my head
frogs it's very painful Lord it's very painful I'm waiting for the Amazon wasn't
that one of the side effects of your of the Amazon smart pills yeah one of the side
effects of the Amazon smart pills it's too much thinking it give me too much
thinking power and now I'm I'm I'm hurting I'm gonna go ahead and assume that
guy might be a bad guy this guy is nice I mean this is the guy you want is the
guy you want to look this isn't the real guy you got you got that right boss
you got that right good eye oh you see he's building right here with the white
circle that's what we're gonna be landing all right okay guys you hear that
stream cypher's building with the white circle right there lock it in boys lock
it in let's ride
I
Anybody lay with us no
All right fantastic good work team
It's a first you had one job. Yeah, one job seems like as you failed you fucked it up
You fucking all this seems like a place to live in the last one good. They're doing good
Why is your life in the next batch?
This one did pretty good. I'm gonna have to fucking roof pretty good. Okay. There's no lean. All right
It's auto-lead, it's auto-lead, it's auto-lead inside the same thing that I first heard.
Jesus Christ.
Just throwing out flashbangs.
And I'm drunk.
There's a Molotov.
Alright.
I'm good.
Molotov, beat Molotov.
Oh, still.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
Sir, get back here, sir.
Come back here.
Sir?
Oh, fuck yeah.
I don't know if you know that.
Okay, hold on.
I don't know.
It's V. It's V. I'll hear you. I'll hear you.
V-LESS!
Did you hear me?
No, I did not hear you.
I think you might be wrong.
Okay, I've got two handsome gentlemen with chisel jobs on me.
Two handsome gentlemen with chisel jobs.
Oh, shit.
I'm coming. I'm coming back up.
They're hot, you said?
Very hot. Very sexy.
Very hot and sexy.
They're coming right for me.
How about this? We come on them.
We come on them. We come on them.
Oh, sir. We are the ones who come. Let's go. We are the ones you come. We are the ones you come. I
Am the one who knows who knocks I'm the one who comes
Okay
Where pussy I need some GZ. We see that's a genie where I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna come here. Good. I got it
I'm all time. He's coming. He's up this cocked up. Oh, no. Oh, no
There's a lot of handsome gentlemen a lot of handsome gentlemen down on the first one
very cautious very cautious they are pushing me on how to get my shit kicked in
oh okay you just went through that window there's an enemy right in the
right between us apparently
and I'm dead all right fantastic fantastic
oh oh Puppa Robsi's over there no way they shoot me with that sniper
careful careful
Josh, you're still alive, huh? You're doing pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, I'm alive, yeah.
Oh, do we want to win this? We might win this, boys.
Dude, I'm feeling we're going to win this.
Yeah, we're feeling pretty good. We're doing pretty good.
I locked it in, boys. Locked it in.
I see some guys on the bottom of the building.
Okay, you got some big weapons, right here.
Big weapons here would be nice.
Big Weapon.
Check in man, mark the point containing enemy intel nearby.
Capture it for information on the next F3.
Okay.
Alright we got the forklift certified gentlemen over there.
Hold on, wait a second.
Oh, there we go!
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
Good job!
Excellent work!
Oh, we're doing pretty good!
We're doing pretty good!
These ones coming out of our building.
right here right here, i know i know
we should give it we should give it, he's at the hallway we should give it
it's good
he's at the hallway we should give it
broken broken broken go go go
hold team hold team, we hold team hold team
can we load?
oh god, oh we're so bad
alright javin
go on
this is not mine
he's here he's here
two
oh i got him
I'll come by you guys
Come on in come on in we just got yourself a cup of water
And we lost, and we lost, and we lost, excellent work everybody, excellent work.
Yeah.
I heard you, I heard you.
Can I roll the dice?
Big round for me.
Big round for you.
Let me see, let me see.
Let's see here, let's see, let's see how you do it.
I can't see where you are.
Oh, look at you.
Wow, zero kills, excellent.
How do you what well?
No, the round just ended for me. Ah, that was yeah. Wow. I
We just said two rounds of getting tied to the bed and in pregnant, but I kind of I kind of
Make a worse game mode than war zone
I kind of fucking like it. No, this is a better game more than was
Because think about it for people that fucking shot. I need to take a
Us increase my die a hundred times
All you listen listen just watch the bottom left, and if you're the last one alive just fucking look at go to the next town over
Okay, yeah, I am
Fuck
What are we doing? Why are you having a blast?
This is the one you know
We have FaZe, Piquinho on our team. We're fucking fine.
I haven't even noticed our fourth teammate.
Hell, everyone said we have FaZe, Piquinho.
Dude, I haven't even noticed our fourth teammate at any point.
Wait, where'd you come on?
I've never seen John at the beside yet.
John is an early to bed, early to rise.
Oh, and rise he does. Sometimes longer than four hours.
I tell him to get it checked out by a doctor,
but he just talks about it and I say,
all right, this is one way to fix that problem.
Exactly.
Mix it with more erection.
Exactly, exactly.
Exactly.
Okay, hold on now.
I think, okay, that's got, okay, that guy's obviously a racist.
Obviously, that guy's a racist.
How the hell did you kill me?
He bought you some sort of gun or something like that?
No, no.
I killed you.
I got you. I got you.
Okay, I can't move my head, it's my head is traveling, I can't move my head, it's traveling guys, oh god, oh good heavens, oh good heavens, mm-hmm, so much like that, you'd like to get quickly, quick little win, quick little win, quick little win, okay guys, quick little win, okay, I'm gonna tell all the stream snipers that were going to the, uh, the cooling, but in reality were going to R&D, they won't even know, and we're going to cool it!
all right dropping on cooling dropping on get dropping on cooling dropping on
cooling I think I hear enemy combatants I do they're about to put it in my butt
and they did it was a cold finger he's coming back with my gun
You put it in your left hand, you put it in your right hand.
No formal fire on your right hand.
I just didn't get any raiding men.
It's raiding men.
Don't die.
Don't do not die for the next eight seconds
or whatever you do.
Whatever you do.
Don't put some blades in or something or whatever.
OK, so those guys are obviously sheers
I need to take off.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no.
That'll let the whole time.
The big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
Like a rain of fire.
They've kept shooting Johnny until he was half a mile away
with other enemies in the building with them.
That was fantastic.
That was fantastic.
Hold on now, I've got an enemy in my sights.
What the fuck, the screen stopped?
I've got an enemy in my sights.
I repeat, enemy in my sights.
What the hell is that going to happen to you?
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
It raided me.
Hallelujah, it raided me.
Don't worry big queen. Yo, I got you boss
Hope he's gonna take care you oh
John you scared that shit out of me. You scared that poop out of me
The stream time is around me. I'm pretty sure wait. Did I just kill the stream time is
Wait, I might just I just killed three people and I have been the same type of team. I just kill them
Yeah, hold on wait a second
We might have got
Hold on now you might be cooking boy, we might be cooking
I need that that weapon with the mag to the left. Have you seen him in secret?
She gimmick miss you gimmick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have one on me. Oh, fantastic
Oh, I found it myself I found myself
We got a guy
He's down. He's down. I am too. I'm fucking deceased fantastic fantastic
He's doing good. Watch out. There's a bad guy there. Thank you
That's quick, that's quick!
Nice, I'm back, I'm back!
Got him dead? There's another one, there's another one to give him!
I don't know where he went, he went somewhere, like inside or something.
Where are you, where are you, I'm here, I'm here!
I can't get that one extra bullet, most essential piece of the plan.
There's a guy on your roof, there's a guy on your roof, got you got you, I'll take
him.
Thank you, thank you much, thank you much, here we go, got him, got him, moving to you,
You moving to you?
On this top next to us, we gave him.
Got him.
That's right, that's right.
All right, keep cooking boys, keep cooking.
Todd in the kitchen, it's Todd in the kitchen.
Dave was off, Dave was off boys.
Dave was off.
Todd in the kitchen, Todd in the kitchen boys,
it's Todd in the kitchen, Todd in the kitchen.
Guy in here, guy in here, guy in here.
Got Jeff, come on, come on, come on, don't you worry.
What's he got, where are they?
One of the way.
I don't know, he's in there.
I just, I just said to him.
Oh, one's behind me, one's behind me.
He's gonna get me, he's gonna get me, it's over for me.
My family I love them. No, no, no, I gotta be broken. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Is he full dad or did you?
Did you let go? No, no, no, I took it. I let him off with a little bit more than good
But we don't want to be too too too abrasive
Or he bursted for me supportive. Yeah, we want to be supportive. Okay. Hold on. Oh, thank God. He sucks
Oh, that could have been bad. Thank goodness fucking do oh god. You can tell my mom that I was cool. Oh, that was close
That was good. He's this is cool. Like yeah, I died. I died a really cool fan. So
Like pistols in each it needs to have like
It's not interesting quarter awesome. Yeah, that'd be so sweet. Oh, dude, like there's an explosion behind me
My gentlemen here three fine gentlemen, they have put their finger in my mind
Oh fuck John you got this you got this you're the man you're the man with the
Oh
He's coming in for the kill shot
Okay, that's not like slur and Spanish is that I think it's just small which I've been called my whole life
Oh my way, but my we know you mean is massive. I've seen it. Thank you. Oh, yeah
You should be beautiful. Why are you sitting? I'm letting on this guy
I eat my okay, you're faking it. Yeah
They might cool up and back and my cool up and back ASAP
I got my weapon back. All right, safe. Frosty boys. Stay frosty. This is our game. Hold on. I missed a whole bunch of shots. I don't know. I'm
It's a bait. It's a bait. It's a bait.
It's a bait. It's a bait.
I mean, do you think it's a bad?
You're smart.
I mean, do you think it's a bearable?
I'm in his mind. I'm in his mind.
I'm in his mind.
I died before I even hit the ground.
Died before I even hit the ground.
Yeah.
Oh, that's John.
Oh, you scared me.
You scared me.
You scared me.
Oh, god.
Do you play speak?
No, I gotta put in a piece each my seat by seat. You give me a you cheapy day
See you marks. I want to spoil you
You cheapy night shit
You give me a you give me a you give me a you give me a
What the fuck
You're so hot later. I'm like you think everyone's killing me to move
Oh fuck oh fuck
We get to a mine or in front? Where's that guy going?
In front, in front, in front
Oh God! You are a kid!
Oh guys on the roof guys on the roof
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and just go survive
I would just go ahead and get out of here
I haven't hit the ground with my parachute in a long time.
Oh god, those guys are stream tempers, we're fucked.
Oh dingle, oh dingle.
Guys, how much, how long did you take it?
Oh, I got it.
19 seconds.
Don't you worry, boys.
Pumping is not going to let you down.
We're going to pump you and never let you down.
I haven't actually touched the ground in a while.
Oh, that's okay.
Touching the ground is way overrated.
Way overrated.
It's actually bad for your cardiovascular.
It's true and true.
It's true, grounding is a myth. You don't want it.
Get quick stealth and you cockpussy.
Yeah.
Get quick stealth and you cockpussy.
Okay, McQueenio is in danger. I see we let him be in danger.
I don't want to go over there. She's in danger. She's very dangerous.
Yep, he can die.
I
Know that's not the clean yo that is mr. gimmick. I don't know
Well very far away from his femoral and it's odd his femoral
You were here you were here we were in a batch like oh my god the Queen you just
my body and jerked it off
This people up in this building
I don't know how many I'm gonna push up like a die
No, no, no, we're gonna go now. I'm with the senior right now
They are a large number they are up there they they are not fade around
Wiggling I'm wiggling
One broke one broke
Oh my goodness, oh what that he died
I got the best time to rest I won't lie to you give a guy to stay alive for 40 seconds
Can you do that for me?
You got this
Yeah yeah yeah
It's back to you it's not a die
Yeah, but we do is that
Oh wait that might be just a bunch of it
You're fucking back
Yeah well now he's dead
Okay well now he's dead
Zipper Zipper you need to stay alive Mr. Zipper Mr. Zipper stay alive
Oh god okay I'm back I'm back thank you Mr. Zipper thank you Mr. Zipper you're a good man
Oh loadout good loadout
Oh yeah good thing we were supposed to load that out
Oh yeah oh that was just really close too
Okay, there's a guy right here and a bed.
All right, hold on now.
Wait a second, give me a second here to ponder.
Ponder my life actions and the things I've done.
Oh.
Oh.
What do we push?
Okay, hold on now.
Wait a second, will I die really quickly?
Fantastic.
Oh, what a joy.
What a sweet treat.
Ah, actually put a corkscrew in my ass
and don't stop spinning until I die.
Oh my god. Holy crap. In the game of boys. In the game. In the game of boys.
Oh, I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy. What luck is that? Oh god.
I should buy a lottery ticket. I locked it in.
Did I lock it in?
The five hamsters in my bubble.
Yeah, but if you give five hamsters radies and put them in my ass.
Grab my loadout.
Okay, hold on first. I'm gonna die. Okay. Perfect. Get to the site. Smart plan. Smart plan. Thank you. Thank you. I always like to think ahead.
I always like to think ahead. You're gonna be prepared. Oh, Mr. gimmick, it's you and me. I'm not looking good. I'm not gonna lie to you. Oh, what the...
Okay. The stream's after you still in the game, Mr. gimmick. I would run if I were you, too. I would run if I were you.
you still have your stay alive?
oh wait there's no time you need to buy us you need to buy us
how do I do that?
I'm gonna mark one for you, I'm gonna mark one for you
to your left
go up to the zone, that one, go up to the zone and grab us
did you see that?
we're gonna go outside right now, cause you're gonna die
let's have a closer split to it
oh god
I don't know what the enemies are
that would be okay
Look at the mini-matter, look at the mini-matter.
I don't see, oh you're marking, there's 17,000 fucking markers.
Jesus Christ, this game needs to be banned.
gimmick you did better that time you got your first kill, boss.
Wow.
Not 2-7, not 2-7, because I think, now that the warmup's over.
You're back into Call of Duty at 1 o'clock.
No, I'm going to bed.
It's fucking 4-20 in the morning.
One more game, John, one more, just one more.
one more. I already closed the game. You're still in the game. I can see you. Just a quick
one. A quickie. My game's currently closed and I'm looking at my desktop. No, no, no,
I see you in the game. Do you realize we said one more game about two hours ago? No, hold
on. Do we really see that though? Check the VOD. VOD check. Yeah, I will. VOD check.
VOD check. Yep. Well, all right, boys. Okay, it's been real. Have a good one, Mr. John.
We're about to go in here and we're to win this game and then and only then will you know that it was
No, you know what if I win this you have to whip your cock out live on stream next stream
If we if we actually decided to play this
Oh wait, okay
I should have a real that's a universe where I'd probably kill myself, but if we did
No, wait, John, I'm a real bad, I'm a real bad,
if we win this once, the next stream,
you take your shirt off, you cup your boobs
with like sea shapes, and you bounce and you go,
I'm a ladle-tea cup, short, and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my stout.
I was doing it, I was doing it while you were saying that.
I'm sure I missed the part where I was supposed to wait.
You gotta wait till we win, you gotta wait till we win.
Oh yeah, all right, deal.
Good all right deal. We have a good win this game win this game win it easily
Yeah, come close you make three fine TV wants to play
Yeah, yeah, Jesus has been hanging out. Oh, he's a
We're going R and D boys R and D
We've never dropped there so it's gonna be new friends
Thank you sir, thank you we need a win I've got a bet with a fat guy to do something hilarious
over it out got me
all right all right I'm head not back I'm
head back in don't you worry I'm on the way guys I'm on the way
sniper just ready to close the situation this is what I needed close
raid situations. Oh. Hold on, I just missed a couple hundred more shots. There we go, got it.
Oh, I like to shoot the pavement along with the guy. So both of them might mean the business.
Oh god, I hear lots of enemies, lots of enemies, Mr. gimmick, Mr. gimmick, are you still with
me, bud?
Mr. gimmick, are you still with me, bud?
Oh, gimmick, you're muted in the discord, by the way.
Oh, my bad.
Welcome back, welcome back, Mr. gimmick.
fuck it man
dude I
I do a mind down I'm not sure what I do
bro
one down
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shut up
hey dingy
oh god
oh god say bro
OOOOOOOHHH
oh oh oh oh
did you see that
Did you just see that?
Did you just see that headshot?
Sheesh!
Not too savvy boys, not too savvy.
Yeah.
Enemy dropping into the aisle.
Fuck what?
You got the roof?
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Good to kill.
Okay, okay, okay.
We'll come back there, we'll come back first.
Okay, okay.
Come on, stay with me.
One back up, one back up.
Oh, damn it.
There was one, there was one, there was one.
Lots more.
It's up to Mr. Geepie.
It's up to Mr. Geepie.
Oh, up to Mr. Geepie.
He's taking a nasty boost.
It's the buggy lady, the buggy lady.
They don't call me the LeBron, James.
Call duty for nothing.
Hey, don't call me the LeBron James, call me the Forgotten Moist.
I can't believe I lost the Gold Sniper and the Gold SMG that I like.
That was literally the perfect combination.
Well, I'm ruined.
I'm ruined?
It's over for me, I give up.
Hold on, there's a bad man right here.
Um...
I am...
I am...
I didn't think I could...
I didn't think I could...
Yeah?
What did you think you could do?
I didn't think I'd hate anything this much.
It's possible, it's possible.
That surely my heart was incapable of this much hatred.
No, your heart's capable of much more and don't copy surely.
It's beenan.
I should be moved buildings.
These guys obviously want to occupy this building.
I'm going to, okay hold on now.
I'm headin' over yonder, I'm headin' over yonder, much safer, much more good cast.
Is that mud?
Much more shit, much more shit.
I just can't stay alive.
These guys, the zero audio ninja jet plane human enhanced soldiers are descending on me at all sides.
Yeah, that'll happen, that'll happen.
You gotta be careful out there, buddy
Gotta be careful. Oh, that's a squad white that's a squad white right there
It's your ass back to the lobby boys
Hey, there's two another TV
oh my god there's always more than one there's always more than one these guys
are such bitches these guys are the biggest pussies oh my goodness we kill
we got guys I'm getting stuck like I ADS
they are elephants, I auto-crashing each other, grabbing each other's cocks and walking around
we have to kill these motherfuckers I can't fucking ADS without like being a magnetized to a goddamn wall
We have no time for you hooligans, hooligans and anagans, hooligans and anagans.
Hello.
That's okay.
He's got my back on station.
Good work.
Hold on.
Hold on.
He's not good.
Hold on.
I got four seconds to see life see life see life
I
Live my steely I'm head not out
Post up somewhere
And like hold some doors or some shit. Oh
Would that be a pleasure? Oh, I wouldn't that can you imagine can I imagine I'm imagining
The right oh my god
Oh, I would be
I don't know what it is.
I would be simply in purple boxes.
I would be simply in- oh my goodness gracious.
Oh my god.
Just imagine sitting there just aimin'.
Some pussy comes around the corner.
You give him what they want.
Bang! I mean bang.
Boom! You saw who the real boss is.
Who the real boss is.
Oh, I think I just saw you guys.
Pussy poopsies.
Hold on. Mr. Jeefy over here is in trouble.
He is in a lot of trouble.
I found it! I found it! I found my spot!
Oh, fantastic!
I'm sniping!
Fantastic!
I'm about to run into four big, rolling gentlemen. Hold on.
Here we go.
Fuck yeah!
What's this?
Oh fuck oh shit.
Can I go down the water?
Oh shit.
I see those bitches back there already.
Yeah they're still looking at us.
They're still looking at us.
Those guys are straight down.
I'm popping their asses.
I'm popping their asses.
Oh they go!
The problem is the circle's gonna, the circle's gonna fuck me at some point.
Oh god.
She flashed, she flashed.
I
Can't move it over I don't see mother with me mother fight head towards us. Oh god. Yeah head towards it head towards today
Mother please mother please
You can come to me dude, I got a good spot
Oh, yeah, I'm dead.
You scored, mate. I'm on station.
Are you still going to respond?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I dropped my plates to this guy, chase him.
You scored, mate. It's re-deployed.
I dropped my plates. I dropped my plates.
Okay, okay.
Hey, please, buddy, please, buddy.
Come on, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I love you.
I love you, too.
I would die for you.
Okay, okay, yeah, this is not a good oh Jesus Christ.
It's not a good place.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
Oh God, we gotta move.
Oh, it's all right.
Oh God.
It's up to you.
It's up to you.
It's up to you.
It's up to you.
You can't.
You can't die.
You can't die.
Oh my God, no way.
You do this.
Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap.
You choose to choose to choose to choose to choose.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You got to run.
You got to run.
Watch it.
Oh, there they are.
I had to break box that whole time.
I had a plate box that holds up.
I had a plate box that holds up.
Hey guys, that would have been very helpful information.
Let me second to God.
Okay pal, alright?
Now I know what you think it's me.
You didn't look over at the jet.
You didn't look over at the jet.
That's your fault.
Remember that.
Just remember that.
It was your fault.
I had multiple eliminations.
What's this bullshit?
I had shot multiple at down to like five guys.
Oh yeah, no I saw you do that.
I wouldn't know what that, it must be French.
I'm wrong, I've been robbed.
No wait, this is bullshit.
What the hell, well it is a beta,
so there's a lot of glitches,
you can't play the game by itself.
It's down, it's our eliminations not downs.
Sir, give me a comment, I've not been alive,
I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna stab you,
I'm gonna fuck you, I'm gonna fuck you.
I
Did you see this guy give me do you have a bullet check?
Oh
Downs are a little what the fuck are eliminations and kills? What's the difference?
Well, the difference is is if you you finish a guy that's down
It's it's an elimination if you finish a guy that's down and you're the one that down to me to kill oh
Oh, oh, oh, okay, so I did down a bunch of guys you can down a guy and then yeah, I was sniping them
So they're probably just getting helped up. Yeah, okay
See you down a guy and another team goes and finishes that guy off
I think you get eliminated and again, but what happens you got him. He peaked it back on
Yeah, I was sniping him. I was I was popping heads there. Just give it back up. Okay. I
Love this boy guy
Thank you for
Are you are you here this guy over here this guy?
Good god damn it, dude. I have no
Listen, I have no fucking dishonor being shit at fucking Call of Duty the did somehow they made war zone
They said let's take war zone and let's just make it more less like get kids on drop honestly
This this is a pharmaceutical II guarantee you I see every doctor
Every kid playing Call of Duty should be investigated.
There is a widespread problem, a widespread problem of methamphetamine abuse amongst these
these young adults and teenagers.
This is the only explanation.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Jesus.
Absolutely.
Now how do I turn this guy's voice down?
I wanna, I wanna be able to really hear this guy and solve you.
Is there a way to turn it off?
He was below me in points and he's talking shit.
Just put me, put me in the best card.
Okay, let's slow down here.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Is there a way to turn him off?
Is it dialogue?
I
Dialogue
Voice chat
Hold on
Hey, uh, I hope it over with where
At the top
Oh voice out oh there it is voice that volume voice oh there we go voice that volume boost
She shit you out
Hey
We got guys pouring in dude, guys on the roof guys everywhere
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Let's get some kills this round, yes?
Yes, yes, let's.
This is all he kills.
He's up here.
I saw him running.
I locked it in, boys.
Lock it in.
He said he really liked Bert.
He nods.
Oh, I'm locked.
I'm locked.
Okay.
All right.
Alrighty.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Very chill.
Very cool.
Very cool.
Very chill.
very cool very chill very cool very cool very cool very cool very cool very cool i pulled i pulled my
fists out good work good work that's what you do in a situation like this i don't even know what i
pressed dude oh yeah nice i don't even know what i pressed i think in order to pull your fist you
hold yeah yeah yeah melee button i don't even know what i'm talking about i don't know i think the
regular one is V. It might be on my, I might actually have to have a finger in my mouse button.
Okay, all right, so things aren't going great for me. I won't lie to you. By the way, I don't know if you've noticed.
I don't know if you've noticed. This game is too epic. It's the SMG first win. Every other guy
except the sniper rifle is completely invalid in this game. It does none of them work.
I want to be the first. Okay, what are you guys even talking about? What are these guys talking about?
I don't know. I lost track.
I don't know about this other guy.
Alright, let's just keep it clean, guys.
Let's just keep it clean.
Okay, well, okay, well, okay.
He said the joke, I guess.
Family-friendly, family-friendly.
Family-friendly.
I thought that was going a different direction per se.
Family-friendly with your penis.
Okay, alright, I don't even know.
Sir, all that you know you're talking about a 15-year-old child with private parents.
Okay, well, all right.
Oh, well.
Okay, and there it goes.
We are developing...
And there it is.
And there it is.
And there it goes.
There she goes.
And there she goes.
And there she goes.
And there she goes.
Oh, Call of Duty.
Call of Duty.
Call of Duty.
Call of Duty.
Call of Duty.
And I'll let him glory
Look at her look at her go. I'm starting right starting right like a diamond
Running right like a diamond right like a diamond
Dive, but I'm honestly fucking unmute mr. Bullock because I knew the other guy that's in there
And I'm gonna die
um fantastic fantastic fantastic wait yep what's up is wait is v9 v is melee I
believe okay wait wait what's what's okay that's why Z is done Z is done
have I not been talking this whole time no no you're not that's the first time
oh my god that's why my melee has been going out I've been pressing V this
Get my melee out
I changed mine to be first first thing for the first things I did
I don't know who that is, I'm not going to lie to you, I feel a lot better, I feel a
lot better.
I'm locked in boys, I'm locked in, I am locked in now.
I was really tired of playing the game.
I'm guessing Paul Walker is not someone he I don't know who is that give me who is Paul Walker
Paul Walker, yeah, Paul Walker. He's a guy from he's a guy who died. He's from Fast and the Furious the white guy
Good work chief. Good work too soon too soon, maybe I had him question when he died
Oh
Darn it. Oh, couldn't you start diddly-doo?
Well, I'm landing on you. Not my best round yet. It's it's it's
Slow, it's slowly the chaos is slowly forming into a coherent. Oh, beautiful. It's just some form of masterpiece
I need that HMD stat
that SMG said you see one no I got a
different one it's orange but it's not
all dingle I need that SMG said oh god
oh we got a loadout we go to our open
safe though it doesn't seem really safe
I don't know I'm with you I'm with you
yeah I just keep looking for Brian you
We might as you wouldn't this might be our moment right here boys. What are all these fucking sound okay? Yep. All right
Are you okay? No, I'm dead. Where you come from? I knew I heard a fucking parachute. Oh my god, dude
Hey, here comes
Oh my god, baby, it doesn't it's a whole team. It's a whole group of handsome men
Oh
Roll group of handsome man
Oh
Fantastic fantastic what a sweet delight
What a sweet little piece of lucky boy
I'm a lucky boy
I'm a lucky boy
Oh
Oh they took turns on me
Alright that's okay we're still alive
We're still alive
There's always a whole team it's almost like that's how this mode works
No that means they're bitches
That means they're bitches and bushies
Oh god. Oh, okay guys. Okay. You cannot leave me like this. You cannot leave me like this
Are you guys fucking crazy? Are you guys fucking crazy? Oh my god
How many seconds how many seconds how many seconds?
35 five don't fight. I'm talking like the nearest guy gets it. Thank you
That's okay common mistake. Oh mistake. Mr. Give me people make mistakes in the heat of passion. I can barely hear anything
I just hear a series of fucking clicks and clacks and chaos.
That's what Call of Duty is all about. That's what it's all about.
What an absolute champ.
Or team or team?
Diamond. They call it Call of Duty. A diamond in the-
Oh, I've heard that. I've heard that. The new up-and-coming game.
Hold on. I hit him one time and then exposed my location so I die.
It's a matter. It's the tech. Trust me. Trust me. This is the tech.
It's for technology.
You want to expose your location to a whole team?
So they come over and fuck you.
Is that the meta?
That's the meta. That's the meta.
Everybody knows that. Everyone knows that.
It's like the new cool thing to do.
Okay.
I'll keep that in mind.
Keep that in mind, watch. Keep that in mind.
I'm going to go to the top of this room and see if I can kill this format.
And when I die eventually, I say, well, I will spawn back on you.
Got that can stay alive. Yep. I'm not going back into the fray
Disable the auto peek and all this bullshit
Insane the auto peak. What is that? What's the other thing like your ADS and you auto attach to a wall and lean and all this shit
No, that's just auto leave. That's not auto attach. It's auto leave. I'm telling you I'm getting attached
I'm getting blue to these wall every time I ADS next to a wall. It's like I got a goddamn magnet. Well, wait, did you revive your thing to be?
What thing to be you remind you to talk to me?
No, okay, was that what that was my problem is that view is talk and mount and that's why I
Get about the everything obviously hitting the mouth button somewhere. Maybe you push the talk button
Oh, that's where it's not your mouse. It's not your mouse. It's Mike. Yeah, I can push the top button. Oh my god
Oh
Another doozy another doozy
Okay, I can really use an SMG. Oh that would be oh that'd be springing. Oh that'd be so spinning. Oh that'd be so spinning
Oh, okay, hold on now. Don't be too close. Okay, uh, what are you getting me? Is that peanut activated?
Why would that explode up right there? Why would that explode right there?
That tanker is a peanut raiser. I'm telling you, right now I'm calling him.
There's gonna be a big news story on it. Coming out on Twitter next week, they're gonna find some
old streets from that part of the drain. I believe it.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
I believe you. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Thank you. That was a microaggression. That was a microaggression.
Microaggression just happened to me.
I will be filing a complaint.
We're about to die. We're about to lose all cover.
There's only three of the teams here. Lock it.
I'm down. I'm down.
Oh, no. This might be where we die.
Oh, no. Oh, my God.
Oh no! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! You had that W, guys! That was awesome!
Now, guys, I think, Missy, I think I promised we're not really thinking about the circle,
it's we kind of got pushed out right there into the middle of nowhere, you know what I mean?
We got to get, we got to get existing before, earlier.
There we go ahead and unmute Bullock is going back with us for some reason I do that I
Think it was the other guy that said that we have to get away
Oh my god, this is
The most this is possibly the worst game I've ever played
No, it's the best game
It's the best game there for you. I just admit it a minute admit the cock of duty is back guys
I think it's time to start admitting the call of duty is back. I think it's time to start admitting it
I think it's time to start. I think it's time to start admitting it
It's time. It's time to start admitting it guys. You know, it's the truth, you know, it's the truth hell. Yeah, hell
Yeah, yeah, we are back
We are so back. Yeah. Yeah, hell. Yeah
Games gonna blow up dude. This mows gonna be five years from now people are gonna play and be playing the shit out of this
I'm telling you I see this game it can last
one
two weeks
Easily literally so easily literally so easily if so if you guys like think that's not true
You're actually stupid. You're actually coming. I mean
Right here right now. This is gonna last at least one week hundred percent hundred percent. I mean all the way into
2027 maybe
Maybe I mean that's how I would talk in serious serious numbers here serious serious
100% 100%
I cannot even imagine I cannot even imagine
I'll put my money on it. Sheesh
Sheesh
Right assassinate this guy
So who's over the bosses sir my dominance? There's some assassins got
Oh my god, the time the time fucking ended oh
My god
There's a negative percentage modifier on ADS thing. Oh my god. I need I need to find this immediately
What?
Like when you ADS your
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, I changed that.
Jesus.
I don't know what it is.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I don't know.
Oh it is a mouse.
It's a mouse.
It's an 8S and it's a 5.
It's a 1.
It's a 1.
I locked it in boys.
Locked it in.
We're going R&D.
We're head on in boys.
Oh yeah, this young game.
You feel that the air, Mr. gimmick?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
You feel that the air?
Oh, I feel it.
I'm feeling it.
Oh, God.
You feel it now, Mr. Cratchy.
Oh, God.
Oh.
This is our game.
This is our moment.
They would sing songs of this moment.
They would tell tales.
They would tell tales for generations of this moment.
Hold on now, sir.
Time to get back to the trading grounds.
Time to get back to the old aim lamps.
It's gonna be a certified AMELab situation, sir.
Certified AMELab situation.
Follow me, gang, follow me boys.
I heard AMELab's speech, I believe it is.
I believe it is, tell that to that guy.
He's obviously in the requirement, Devin.
Enemies are dropping into the area.
Watch the sky.
Any people in this building?
Can you see me?
You give them, you give them.
Yeah, there's somebody granating me right now.
You see him? You see him? What do you look like? Describe him. I can draw him.
I'll find him. I'll find him and I'll destroy him.
Destroy him. Destroy him. Leave nothing behind. Break him down to mere atoms.
To atom. I'm gonna atomize him.
Adamize him. Adamize him at once.
Adamize him at once. Adamize that man.
Oh shit, his name is Adamizem.
He's here?
Yeah, Adam.
Oh, there he is, shits. Oh my god.
Hold on, hold on now.
Nobody saw that. X-Mux, don't look at that.
X-Mux, don't look at that.
Oh, god.
X-Mux, if you clip that, I'm suing X-Mux.
X-Mux, if you clip that, I'm suing Bill Gates.
Enemy dropping in the house.
Do it anyway. Do it anyway.
Oh my god, I need a rebind right first.
God, I can't believe you.
Here we go. I'm not much better, but technically better technically better
Let me better boys
Actually better if you really
Push to talk gluing me to every wall
All right
Good work. Good work. Hmm keyboard and mouse
I think we're heading on out with this much
I
Go ahead go ahead. I'll catch I'll probably die, but I have to remind this it's every single it's it's it's taking time
Take your time take your time
Any moment now, but hit my first shot and the crowd's gonna go walk
Ross is the crowd
Ross is the crowd when I hit my first shot. Oh, you know, you're so great. You still create the game
Ross is the crown. Ross is the crown. I'm locking in boys. There it is. There it is. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you boys. Thank you. You saw those excellent shots. You saw them. Oh come on. No need to lie you guys. No need to lie. You're jealous. You're jealous of those excellent shots. I know you are. I know you are. The ground goes mine.
Okay, and uh, hold on now.
Okay, the guy that designed the audio for this game, I want you to fill his butthole
up with concrete and kill him.
And kill him.
In the game of course.
In the game of course.
in the game, in the game, in Call of Duty.
Time for vengeance. You're redeployed.
Oh, I lost my cool weapon.
Oh no, I literally can't find the key binding stuff. Fuck me.
Oh, I got the global bank. It's keybinds.
I know, I was looking at them.
Ooh, better luck next time.
Next time then team hold on now hold on now you get your ass back to the lobby you get
your ass back to the lobby I'm bad it's dangerous out tonight got very you're very
late it's bedtime bedtime for you it's time for you to use it all well bedtime I
can talk I can take a look real quick see if I can find you want me to no no no no no I I'll
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll just...
We're good, we're good. We're good.
..
I'll find it, I'll find it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Oh, hold on, now. Hold on. Everybody wait. Everybody pass.
Okay, that's a trend.
Oh, we so serious.
Oh, we super, super for real right now.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
Where is he?
Are you on that?
I know this is going to collect my riches.
Nice and easy.
No big deal.
No big deal.
No big deal. No big deal.
Obviously someone else's fault, not mine.
That'd be crazy to even suggest there was my fault that happened.
It's an electric train. Oh, Elon must design that train. That's why I didn't hear it, obviously.
That's okay. That'll happen. Mistakes happen in the here fashion. Oh, it's just me and Bullock. We gotta stay alive.
We gotta stay alive. We gotta do it and do the numbers here.
Don't you dare die on me. Don't you dare die Mr. Bullock. Don't you dare die on me.
Lock it in boys lock it in.
Okay, that's not good. Hold on.
It's all on you. Stay alive so your squads can redeploy.
OHHHHH DINGO DINGO DINGO DINGO DINGO
I just watched a kill cam. I did not rea- I know everybody shits on controller auto aim. I did not realize it was that bad
Here we go, here we go, there it is. There's your finish.
Gonna set me up with ease.
Gonna set me up with ease.
I
Okay, okay, oh, mr. Weki. I said that boy. There's a tee right over here. I might try to push him
If you I meet you I meet same I got one on me
Oh
God what's fucking dead? Oh good. Oh, it's all you baby. It's all you. Oh, I will let you down
Pop a piece like a lid.
But you worry about it.
But you worry about a piece that's ever going to shut it.
A piece that's ever going to let you down.
Never going to give you up.
Never going to ride around and desert you.
Desert you.
Oh Jesus Christ.
You got that.
Surprise.
You give me.
You give me a scare.
You give me a great scare.
Just a little break.
Just a little break.
Just a little break.
I
Took lots of money over here
Whoa, I'm getting shot, I don't know where I'm from.
Hey, a team just died there?
Take that, pull!
One side!
We have to move, we have to move.
Try to flank these guys.
They got each other up and they...
The movement in this game is literally a fucking clown show.
They... they revived each other and then flew off like fairies.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
No!
No! No, no, no!
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, there's magic in the world.
There's magic in the world.
I've seen it. I've seen it. They've flooded off without a care on their mind.
Oh, good happens good for them good for them. You still have that time like whimsy. That's what that's what it'll take you away
That's right. That's right. That's right
Only only guys who believe in Santa can fly
That's the rule or whatever
Okay, hold on I'm gonna go ahead and die don't mind me just don't mind me
There's no more time you gotta revive me with the bi-station box. You're gonna give me with my station
Yeah, teammate there's guys on both sides of the spot if you left guys good to left you gotta go back
Oh god, oh my god, Mr. Weekey mr. Weekey get us up. Let's get us up. Oh
This is not how we go out. No, oh wait, we did start with this sort of time
Wait, what? Oh, yeah, that's what I see. Oh my god. That's what I see. Oh my god
She's other teams like it like
Oh, oh, that's it for me. That's it for me boys. That's it for me. Oh, that's it for me. That is it for me
Oh god. Yeah. Oh, well I sacrifice my life. I sacrifice my life for the king
Oh
Dude, I hit the I hit the ground
Oh
Let's give me how we go out
That's how you do it
Oh
We're giving it our all. I thought, oh that matter was if you try your hardest. Why don't we leave it?
I think we're on the precipice of a big win.
It's probably because everybody on the enemy team is 30% Adderall and 70% Monster Energy Drink.
That would be my first conclusion if I had to take a quick assumption about why we're not winning.
I think this game is so fucking RNG. It's crazy. I'm not even complaining. I'm just telling you as an observation. I had
Optic methods
Dasty and fucking formal playing with me yesterday and we won like one game out of nine
If I can't win every fucking game play with dashy formal
This is a message, but it's I mean it's RNG. It's complete. I will I will I will say
Hmm. I I need I need to play as much as I hate every part of this
Yeah, I need I need to I need to play more of this
I need to I need to get my my my sparkle back
I've been goofing around for five straight years and I need to get my sparkle back
And this is the only way to do it and it's gonna be it's hard. It's gonna be suffering. It's gonna be horrible
But I haven't played a game like this. I
Don't know. Well, first of all, I don't think I've played a game like this ever
Because this is a heinous creation of the devil's own work, but I
Will say you know
Little bit little bit of this will sharp it'll sharpen the edge
Sorry, Bull. I thought I had meeting you last round
Uh, uh, miss him, but miss him, but
Are we doing more of this?
I'm not certain why, but I have the voice chat up three X yet.
You sound like you are in a room 30 meters to my left.
Um, very odd, very odd.
Um, me being the counselor deciding if we run one more, give me one second.
Do we run one more?
Do we run one more?
Let's run one more.
more this is miserable but it's but it but it there's something deep inside that knows that
the more I play of this if I can if I can even get moderately okay at this then then I can do
anything yes yes if we if we can get good at this then we will be then we'll be legends
then we will be legends they will sing they will sing our names for years to come oh my god
Oh my god, I'm gonna go for you though, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I have nothing to say
I usually just think of I usually when I say that actually I'm actually still
Yeah, what to say. I actually have nothing to say nice as a sign of a hi IQ
I can come up with something if you like before you go pee
Why don't you give it a give it like 30 seconds think about it, and I'll be right back. I'm just like a race for
Okay, all right, okay, we'll come up with something else. Maybe a Call of Duty
Issue or something hold on wait
We do it coffee. Oh, yeah, cock of duty is you cock of duty is you
You're back brother. You're back. I hear you. I hear you. Oh fantastic
Cultural appropriation hold on
I haven't heard that yet. I have not heard that take yet. Are you sure there's the literal first time I've heard someone say
Are you sure hold on double check all right?
numbers
Just gonna chill in the air for a little bit good good. I'm gonna do it. Oh my god, okay
Hey, could you imagine out like it's Saturday afternoon you got a free day no work
You grab a cup of coffee
You boot up the computer and you play this whole shit
What kind of
Maybe realize that we shouldn't even judge this as a video game
Yeah, I'd be okay. Let me be honest before but you can't really judge this as a beauty. It's just Call of Duty and talk is this
Yeah, it's just a stand alone. Yeah, I mean like it's like a
I can't get this game a rating because it's much in Call of Duty. Yeah, it's coming down
Let's call the duty. So it's just not duty
How many stars out of five Call of Duty Call of Duty Call of Duty is there's nothing to rate it against
There's nothing it's just Call of Duty if you like Call of Duty
that you like it if you don't like dollar duty and you won't like it there we go there we go all right
hold on the tables are hot what's going on who's in bed was that one of my teeth the answers
I'll go back up the roof hold on. I'm coming. I'm a penis coming to take care of you. Don't you worry buddy
What why what do you want for me
you ever disrespect the general about what you got to do.
Thank you, Sharon.
Thank you.
You are being promoted to admiral.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
Thanks for trying to boost my morale for my teammates.
Come on.
Now, leave.
What the hell is this guy doing?
He's a peep of zombies trying to see me undress
and take a piss or something.
You see that?
Police!
Police!
What the hell was that, dude?
Are you serious?
Or is it being jailed?
those guys should be in jail for a long time
that is not okay
hmm
wait, okay, I stopped shooting because I thought it might be my own guys, but how stupid is this being here?
you get a bunch?
yeah, no, no, I'm dead
Oh, that's a great-
That's a great-
I can't even fucking land.
That's not great at all, boss.
You want to be able to land?
I think it's one of the top five things you do at this moge.
It's one of the top five things.
Top five, top five.
Okay, I literally saw my teammate's icon on the roof.
And once I got closer, realized-
Ah, it did.
It was an entire enemy team.
That'll happen.
Good kill. Marking the rest of that squad on your tag map. Get Huntsy.
Out there's you on the roof. Oh my god. Oh my god. Kill me now! Kill me now!
He bit on the roof this entire time. Kill me now! Kill me now! Kill me right now, please!
Put it in my butt! Put it in my butt!
all right lock it in boys lock it in we're going back we're going back into the
flame into the black
oh that was just not a good decision I thought there was at least one of us up there
I saw a bunch of guys and I was like okay this is a good guy crying this is gonna be a bad guy
and then they were all bad guys
are we about to lose?
get it!
get it!
get it!
fuck it, I'm gonna do it again
who's gonna stop me?
who's gonna tell me I can't?
I'm gonna do it again
I got one, I got one
I got one, I got one
AAU, fuck you!
I hope you rotten hell, you know that?
I hope you died, in the game
fuck that guy
guys thank you team I like these guys very supportive guys very supportive guys
yeah boy down one on the roof but his buddies are gonna revive them I
I WERE BACK!
YEAH! YEAH!
What the hell is this guy doing here?
Where did he come from?
We are cooking! We are cooking!
There weren't any...
Oh
He's dead, he's dead I saw with the bus you see him I saw with it
It was less beautiful that it was that's beautiful. Oh god. Oh, no
You have to say for four more seconds. Can you do that? Can you last for four more seconds for me? I got it? I got it
Oh, okay, okay, I'll get back to the program. I'm gonna test my cool stuff that I have right there
You're the most amazing man in the world. You tell them. Thanks guys
Thanks guys, well I'd like to kill that make-up board in a spooky attitude.
Yeah, and a screen-spire.
I'd like to make-up board in a real sort of sparkle that can't be taught.
Yeah, don't damn his sparkle. Do not damn his sparkle.
Don't let anybody damn your size.
That guy was obviously cheating.
You were way better than me.
Dad, he's bad gimmick. I got him. I got him.
Thank you.
Where's my Cyprings dump? Oh, there they are.
Intestinal. We're back. I might be better than Nick March. Ah, there's a 50-50 shot 50-50 shot
You're definitely better looking. You're definitely better with first show. Oh, no doubt about that ever, you know, ever since I like you a fish
He has not done the same
You ever dead to me with
Are we the winners
We wait yeah
You win inside
Oh good, good, that's good to hear, that's good to hear.
You're not coming.
Oh, I'm gonna come.
Oh, that's the last guy on the squad right there, that's the squad wipe.
Alright, we're cooking, we're cooking.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
This kind of feels like the same place, I really don't want to leave it.
I'll be honest with you.
Oh!
oh god what the hell is that guy had
oh god i didn't i didn't go
i didn't go i didn't go
they're trying to tingle us
all right guys i'm gonna find a sniper
i have one for you i gotta see you come here come here come here come here come here
it's all right i got one i got one i got one
okay okay okay okay okay okay
whoa head shot head shot
I down the sniper I down the sniper
Come on team
Down there again or a broker's armor
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
He's broke, he's broke, he's hurt, he's hurt.
Oh, he's a slippery one.
Oh, he's a slippery one.
Oh, God.
He's shot in the ass.
I'm gonna chomp the ass, I'm gonna chomp the ass.
Yeah, for the winner right here.
Focus armor.
Got guys on me.
Oh!
Oh!
Did you fucking see that headshot?
Did you just see that headshot?
Shit!
I'm gonna shoot your god, motherfucker!
Down, okay.
I'm down.
I'm down on the roof.
There's guys in my building too.
Are you guys on the roof?
Oh
Oh
Okay, what those other guys?
Thank you. Thank you. I said, I got other
I don't know exactly where the super in this building can tell where they're though
Where the hell is that coming from
Oh
We already oh I got somebody back my story. Oh gosh
Give it. We're already out of the time thing. You can't come back with time
He's on the roof
up
got one down one head judge
what the fuck is that thing
push it up push it up
fuck it
come on boys you got this
ok
get up
hold here
wait for someone to move
we can rotate right
oh he's stupid
he's finished he's finished
Oh
Oh
Good work out there boys
Godspeed brothers Godspeed
That was a hot round
Wow, how's your hot ride fun?
That was fun because we weren't getting swarmed by like the literal horde I did I got in a sniper battle with those
Those guys on the roof. Oh lord. I was
Bearish, huh?
I didn't
Okay, I don't want to say it, you know
But that kind of certain because the guy I killed him
I said a hundred fucking times on the ground to finish him off and he just like didn't die
I
Okay, I don't know how he survived so many damn jobs
And he should be you could have got his plates too if you'd oh you're right
Oh, I even know I know that was the last team and I know it's the last guy
So I played that I would have paid that a little differently. Oh
Oh
That was beautiful. That was beautiful. Oh
People type
Yeah, dude, I'm actually it's suffering, but I feel like dude. I need to play a game like this
This is good. This is good.
What? What?
I can feel myself getting just a little bit better every round.
Every round, I can feel a little better, a little bit more locked in.
You know what he's doing?
Talk closey, get him on the team.
Talk closey, get him on the team.
How long has he been sleeping?
Oh, that's enough.
Let me get on down a little bit more.
Fill it in my nuggets.
It is nuggets.
I forget. I forgot about Bola.
I'm not sure how he got permanently into the group, but I'm not sure either. I mean, you know respect
Also, it's kind of open that other guy would stay with us to mr. Bull and him. They'd be the perfect
That was good.
I'll shoot a guy, and then I got that guy going, whoa!
You just want to get another guy.
You want to kill another guy, and then another guy.
Yeah, I like that guy.
Oh.
Mm-mm-mm.
What is this?
Having a friend like Peter to wake you up for some BS
after an hour of sleep.
That's what a good friend does.
That's right.
That's what a good friend does.
Yo, I wish someone would wake me up at 4 in the morning and play video games, and sound fucking sick.
Hmm...exactly.
If I blocked you this way, don't shoot you. He blocked me, but then he unlocked me. Heeey, kids, here we've reached the dog.
I'll block you.
Alright, lock in, miss you gimmick.
Lock it, Mr. gimmick, lock it, and serious game and lock it, serious game and dive, lock it in, boss, lock it in!
The whole sniper, like, the sniper shot close range and then shooting with SMG, and first I was doing the aura farm.
And first I was aura farming, but that actually might be the move.
Dude, the sniper is... I've had so much success with the sniper, like, by far more than anything else.
I don't even see him shoot me.
Perfect, there's another one. Fantastic.
Okay.
A whole team just rushed me.
What a sweet delight, what a sweet delight.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
I forgot who's been shot at.
No!
There's more than one guy and like any time it's impossible.
I know, I know.
I got sworn by, I got a gun at spawn and I got sworn by three dudes with pistols.
It's a bit heavy, but it was a...
Not getting it, boys, not getting it!
I hear him, I hear him!
YAAAHHH!
Wait, that was a good guy?
Wait, what?
Wait, I was spotting alongside a bad guy!
I was like, what the fuck?
Where were you gonna jump from? What?
Wait, what? What just happened?
Who are the good guys? Who are the bad guys?
You removed one of the ones.
What?
What?
I landed on that guy and killed him and I thought that was one of you guys next to me
and then I actually punched that guy and killed him
and then you came up
and got shot by some invisible guy
so I started running because I couldn't find out where he was
and then I got brought up
I went to the guy
and we downed it
shooting our teammate on the ground because I can't because it's too many
we do we do much shit was on the ground
me I was the bad guy
I don't know what's going on there's too much shit
there's too much shit there's too much shit going on what's crap going on
I wish instead of the dot with the name above their head it just had like a
faint glow around your teammates because I have gotten killed so many times
Because one of you guys is behind an enemy and it shows your fucking name above an enemy and then I get mowed down
You're really we had a guy on our team. Mr. Apple. Mr. Apple
Uh-huh. I don't know who that is, but the bungalows are hyping up. He said Miss. Apple is the man
Miss. Apple is the man
Well apparently not because that's the worst round we've had
Oh
That was our guy
Begin again
Oh, we got do be one
I should have got another drink while I could.
Okay, hold on.
What I can do is check for the 7th time if this key bind is even possible.
Well, okay, the bank, okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, all right, we got ourselves
I finally found the stupid keep on holy shit. It was in the secondary. It was in the secondary slot. Oh
Yo, yeah
Yeah, I'd already boys
Oh
It is over for me
You got this you got this you got this you win those
I'm not landing on the roof this is death trap every time
Coming up
After the three dives, it was a fourth guy!
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
Because at 2.62, the 18 is not a good one.
That thing is not bad.
That thing is not bad.
Ah, it's too savvy.
Too savvy, boys.
I'll get in, boys.
I'll get in.
I'll get in.
Huh? Dude's having boys!
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
I really have one kill.
I
Like a weapon
Oh, got a little frisky. That got a little frisky right there.
I have no plates. I got no plates. Oh god. Oh dingle.
I have a sniper right here.
I would love a sniper.
You're dropping him?
Sport by the first boy, he's low-top.
Oh!
I got him!
There's no way!
Where's your knife?
That's gonna leave a nasty spot.
Oh!
I need to bleed, I need to bleed!
She flashed, she flashed!
Can you see right here perhaps little something something little something something
Here we go full three place
Can we please get disintegrated in one man or a second?
Riveting riveting oh nipples are hard just thinking about it
You see how you do it all the bars. All right. All right. I found a sniper that looks really cool, but it's kind of
The bear 50
Yeah, I see no 50. Yeah, that one's kind of cool
Yeah, yeah, you want the other one I've heard
Like a prank
It's a prank gun it's a prank gun good buddy comes out. Oh god dude. Oh, good one call it. It's a good one call
I'll take it break down break down
break down
I
Close your car
For mama more
for my verbal work
am I a sniper I'm looking for that cool sniper but I can't find it how do I
select it what's going on what's going on what's going on I'm at the time I got
it I got it oh the crate I get it like I was just
Oh my god, oh that would be bad. That would have been doozy. That would have been doozy
Why do I absolutely hate this game, but I want to keep playing
Enemy dropping into the AR
Oh, team wipe, team wipe, team wipe!
Get out of here!
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
Get the whole team over here!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Down one!
Oh, fuck.
Air rocket!
One down, one up.
What?
Oh, I'm good.
Oh, god.
Oh, I'm taking your sniper rifle.
Ooh.
Don't mind if I hold on to this.
Remember what do you buy?
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Fantastic.
Put a G3.
What a sweet line.
Holding that sniper rifle for three seconds
was a highlight of this round.
Oh, it was, it was, it really was.
Oh, it was a grand time.
It was a grand time.
Yee, he won't know, hee, he won't know.
I locked it in, boys, lock it in.
Get ready, you'll read the boys.
Got right here.
I got myself, you don't fucking, I'm gonna get myself.
I don't even care if you get me killed.
You're the last one alive.
You're the last one alive.
He's dead?
Oh my god.
Yep.
Oh my god.
Where's my gun at?
Okay, I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
You know what they've done.
Oh wait.
I need my boy.
I need my boy.
I don't know where he is.
I'm walking.
I'm gonna go to the top of the super kill these guys.
Watch up to the, up to the like the flinch below whatever's gone.
Do you have a bunch?
Sure.
Do you have a bunch?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't stop it.
Let go!
One of the roof, one of the roof!
Oh god, one of the roof!
Oh ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
You'll have to pay this for the fight, son.
NOOOO!
God!
God!
Oh...
Oh...
I...
...I've...
...I've researched this so much over the...
...so why are our last few three-byes?
Good gas mask, where'd you get that?
We got that to Joe the Ape?
I have no idea.
Oh, Rupert Scott, don't even know what that does.
Well, I even want that to go for the longer.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
That doesn't sound right.
Oh, there's still one on the roof.
I just made a great mistake.
I did exactly what I just did.
Two seconds.
Oh
Fuck me
You stay for each day, okay? What what?
Get out of here this guy's walking on the enemy keep going beating
I
Know
There's a guy with a right shoulder, he has entered the building, off the train track.
Fuck you, fuck you, get out of here!
Oh, hold on, wait, miscalculation, but...
Oh, mis...
How is it not a secret sniper rifle up here, what the hell?
Killed the guy.
He down, he down.
Squabby, squabby.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I do not have a long range of armor down here. Oh, it's over. It's over. Oh my god. Oh
we've got a we've got a we've got a we've got a we've got a we've got a we've got a
It's what I'm saying.
Fire, Mr. Gula, fire!
Oh, we went back?
Oh, shut up!
We're back!
We're back!
We're back!
Let him!
Let's go, team, let's go, team!
What about you?
You ready?
Yeah.
You go, you go.
okay all right this is okay okay this is Adderall riddle kids to the max
what is this what is this you got to revive the guy that was basically you
I got you.
I don't know, I don't know.
You got you, you got you, you got you.
I don't know how to get up there.
I'm pretty sure this is the last,
I'm pretty sure this is the last team.
I'm pretty sure this is the last team.
Look at that.
Oh.
Oh, good try, good try.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dude, let me tell you the difference
The guys were killing at the beginning, you know, and the guys were killing at the end is
I got time to read a book deliver a letter by hand
Travel across the country
These guys you see them and you're done and you just and you're back
immediately
I agree. I agree
One called a cloak seat get them on the team that we ride hundred percent hundred percent
Are we doing another one because I need another
In a weirdly satisfying way I agree I agree I need time
We've been saying last game for three hours!
Three hours!
Hmm...
Ooh, that was something.
I got a little better every round, a little better every round.
You know, if I played that for a few days, I might be able to hold my own,
but then I'd probably kill myself in real life, so it's a trade-off.
You know, you gotta weigh the options.
I completely understand.
I completely understand.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, absolutely.
Um, mmm, uh, in the game, in the game of life.
In the real life and the game.
Yeah, the game, like, you know what I mean, the sister game of that, the game of life.
The game, the game I'm talking about is called real life.
Yeah, I'm telling you, whoever makes a game called real life, I don't even care if it
doesn't even have any content, it could be just a box in the middle of a room, whoever
makes that game so that we can always just like we can make as many jokes as we want
but we just say real life. That guy is, guys if you are a programmer can you just put up
a game on Steam, name it real life, make it like five bucks and all buy it so that I can
say you'll buy something real life but then I can say I was talking about the game and
and then I won't get banned.
There's a game called Real Life.
It's a free to play game.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
It already is, I'm serious.
It's a early access free to play came out
March 15th, 2024, mixed reviews.
Oh!
They did it.
Well then I'm gonna kill myself in real life, the game.
That's right.
It came out March 4th, 2024.
That's right.
Yeah.
All right.
You have a good night. Good night, sir. Good night. Good night. Good night
Okay
All right, mr. gimmick. It was a grand time play with you sir grand
What a beautiful day what a beautiful day today was a beautiful day
Oh, I know it started off a little walkie and there's still a Twitter post on my Twitter feed that said I played
made a VK and I never did but that's okay because I I lied I lied and and
anyone who read that post and was really excited to watch that game and came
into the stream haha I got you I scammed you get scammed actually get scammed
has to get scammed has to get scammed has to get scammed never even played it
never even played it, died.
In the game, Augustine released
in real life.
Parts 4, 2024 real life.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Um, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Have a good one, Mr. gimmick.
You too, sir.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed, brother.
All right, boys.
Um, good now.
Um, good now.
By the way, I know you guys, a lot of you guys, I hear that we're here today.
beginning but what happened with that is we were going to play a game called Mayday Vacation.
We got a couple keys, we had requested access, they gave us access, but unfortunately, and
I posted on Twitter, I said, I'm playing this great game.
I made the title of the stream that we were going to play the great game.
We opened up the game and the first thing we saw was a giant screen going, this game
is not out yet.
You cannot stream it.
You cannot leak it.
This is for your own personal playing or something of the matter.
We did not see that until we were live already. So that'll happen. Let me see that developer actually takes me back
You know, I'm telling that developer. Oh my god. He is gonna wake up
Yes
He is gonna wake up
Yes guys. Oh
My god, I did
I'm not trying to act like big honcho over here guys. I'm that's not what I'm saying
I'm not trying to act like big honcho. Okay. I'm not big honcho
But we do do a lot for games. We play them especially like we play the game with four steam reviews today
All right, that's that'll help a game out that'll help a game out
This guy's gonna be best because I text my son. Hey, you might if I stream it and unfortunately if he lives like sweet or something
So it was like three in the morning when he texted me. He's probably gonna wake up in like an hour
See it and be oh, he's gonna be unhappy. He's gonna be unhappy camper. He is gonna be an unhappy camper
Um, mmm, unhappy game, but mmm, W, bullet chat, question mark, question mark, question mark.
Um, Bola games.
Hold on, uh, hold on now, for a second, that seems a little biased.
Um, a little biased.
Um, little, uh, little, little bias to me, uh, GGS, Mr. Bullard, GGS, good pleasure, good pleasure, Mr. Bullard, good pleasure, uh, W.
Applegate, and Mr. Applegatus, W. Applegatus, all right, good night everybody, good night now gang, I'm, oh my god, let me tell you something, the things I'm about to do to a sweet and spicy bacon burger, I should be in jail for, lock me up, call the police.
I should be in jail. The things I'm gonna do to this sweet and spicy bacon burger. It is get it's you
I'm Donia you if you walked in the room. I'd be like spiegel with the ring
I don't know if you ever said you're back, but he probably said something along the lines of that
It's gonna be disgusting. I'm gonna be over like hanging over it taking off all the ingredients like like an animal would
They're talking about and there's got you got the pickles on the left. You got the buns on the right
I'm just gonna be licking it up licking it up off the ground. Oh, it's gonna be fantastic. It is gonna be fantastic
And you know what? I'm gonna get two large fries. Who's gonna stop me? Are you gonna stop me? Who's gonna stop me?
Yeah, that's what I thought bitch. I'm gonna get two large fries. Call me fat. I don't care
I'm living like Larry live live fast die young. All right. I'm getting two large fries
I'm getting tons of spicy ketchup fuck everyone. All right, and that's what I'm gonna leave you with tonight
You know what that's what I'm gonna leave you with the whole week this concludes the week. That's what I'm leaving with you with fuck you
All right. Good night everybody. Good night gang. Have a good night everybody good night now everybody good night rest up
Rest easy now boys rest easy rest easy now everybody good night gang work work work work good night everybody
Good night that boys rest up rest easy boys rest easy
rest easy now boys
Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Rest up. Oh
Mr. King mobile physics boy. Good man. Good man. Oh, I can't believe I missed that. I'm an idiot
Oh, my goodness. Thank you my boy. Please thank you, my boy. Oh, oh my goodness to me. Oh
I didn't miss anything else. Hold on now. Oh
Hi, mr. P. When you wish my bestest friend Alice a happy birthday, please and God's be missed out your iconic
Oh, you know what? One quick last cameo for the road.
Happy birthday, Alex!
Hope it's whips good for magic collectivities.
Good night, everybody! Good night!
Good night! Red stuff! Rest easy, boys!
Good night, everybody! See you on Monday!
Good night now, boys! Good...
...on night!
Good night, everybody! Good night now!
Rest easy! Rest up now, gang!
Have a good night, everybody! Good night now, gang!
Good night, sleep tight and do not!
Let the bedbugs fuck your ass!
Get out of here! Get out of my voice! Do not! Get out!
Get out of my voice!
Oh god, they're gonna fuck his ass!
Wait for everybody! Run! Run!