TheBurntPeanut
ESCAPE FROM BUNGUS | John X Gimmick | Zero To Hero | LEMONS TARKOV TIER LIST IS A LIE | MANY MEN MONDAY | #BUNGULATE
09-01-2026 · 7h 03m
⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
theburntpeanut VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh yeah!
It is a beautiful day today gentlemen.
A beautiful day today.
Not a cloud as far as the eye can see.
I am not muted fuck yourself and then die in that order. Don't mess it up
In the game, of course in the game, of course on it. Thank you Murphy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Also, I saw a guy in the chat about 30 seconds before I started the stream
saying peanut doesn't stream on Sundays and
And then I had another bungulator remind that gentleman that it was Monday
So I'm assuming that guy is no longer with us and he is frantically calling
His boss and saying sir. I well, it's what you it's a funny thing. It's a funny situation. We're in sir
It's a funny situation. We're in today. Ah
No, I'm here it was a joke. Okay, never mind. There he is never mind never mind
Boy, actually, hold up, I just want to say thanks for the announcements.
That guy from Mayday Vacation finally texted me back.
Honestly, guys, he said it was a good thing we didn't play.
He said that the game, you know, the game we tried to play on Saturday, but we couldn't
because, like, it said, like, you know, you couldn't show this on stream, whatever.
He said that it's not ready for real gameplay just yet.
So he's gonna text me whenever it's ready, it will play the game, bottom bang, bottom
boom.
We're good to go.
Also another thing. I was I know we've been talking old Peter. Are you gonna switch to starting time from 7 p.m.. To 5 p.m. I?
Was planning on starting that today is
The thought that went through my mind at 6 p.m.
So you know well it was you know by that time it was a little too late. It was a little too late
That'll happen though. That'll happen. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. That's okay. That's okay. Everybody makes mistakes.
That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. Also, lastly, I was watching Lemon Stream from earlier, about three hours ago.
And he was making a tar-cob sweat list as tiered through like E tier or something and he rated us
the lowest
on
Lowest the lowest the lowest on the tier list. So you know what? I made my thumbnail
I made my I made my own tier list. I made my own tier list
I even made my thumbnail. Let me show you let me show you here's my
Here's mine.
Here's mine.
Here's mine.
You see that?
Hotches in A, a BB's in B, and guess where?
Lemon's biggest accomplices.
Lemon's basically the same man.
He is in the trash.
He is in the trash.
He's on the tier less.
That's what I think.
That's what I think.
He is just as guilty as Lemon.
He is just as guilty as Lemon.
He is his partner.
He probably told him where to put me on the tea ledge.
That son of a bitch!
So he's staying in the trash.
He's staying in the trash, that piece of crap.
You know, I'm gonna go tell him right now
and see he doesn't even know this yet.
Hey, bitch!
Oh, hold on, wait.
Oh, they're both muted, nevermind.
Okay, all right, nevermind, they're both muted.
They're both muted, never mind, never mind, never mind.
We'll tell, ah, we'll tell,
minus, I did not lose any aura from that.
That is not my fault.
That is not what, we will wait just a few moments,
he'll be back in the mood,
and then we'll really give him the rub down.
We'll give him the rub down.
Any moment now, any moment now.
Just be a read this message
and I will explode for you, all right?
Okay, well, that's okay, not necessary, sir.
Thank you so much, I appreciate that.
Also, war dogs, I also, listen,
War dogs guys. I'm not gonna lie to you listen listen guys listen. I've seen Twitter. I've seen the internet
I've seen the the the hens and the conspiracies guys
There's no fucking way they said all this mumbo jumbo and there ain't no beta test coming up on Thursday
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? There's gotta be there's gotta be
100% and let me tell you that's a little piece of us if there is
If there is a beta test on Thursday, I'm hopping on these suckers.
It starts and we're playing all day.
We're playing all day.
Hello?
If there's a beta early stream on Thursday, if there's a beta.
Hey Mr. John, how you doing, Mike?
Hello.
Good, how are you?
Really good.
Hold on.
I'm going to turn on my face.
Nice and hot.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
There's something like creep on you and say, oh, your fan's on that one time.
Yes, yes, yes.
I had a creeper peeking through my window telling me my family's off
Where's that one guy with the with the weird mustache mustache. Yeah, oh
By the way, you're judging you see that tier list that lemon made of talk of sweats earlier. Hey. Oh, he made him a sweats
Okay, that's why I'm not on it because talent wise I would be at the top. Yeah, you yeah
Yeah, if it was if it was handsome wise you need the top. Yeah. Yeah, how did this act like massive wiener?
I would buy would be it in the middle or like, you know lower middle
But he put me the lowest on the list of everyone out of everybody on the list on that is disrespectful
This is respect. I mean this respect lately. Oh shit. Oh, I'm here. Oh
Look at that his partner in crime
Must that what?
What's this supposed to be?
I heard that your little partner, Grime, made a
Peel-A-List today of Talk of Swatch.
Oh.
You don't hear about that?
No, no, I've, you know, I intentionally tried to distance myself from anything he does.
Well, let me tell you something.
Not this time.
You will pay for his Grimes.
You will pay for-
Yes, you know, I just associate he has the worst tier lists. I've ever seen. Yeah. Well, how much you take out my deal is it's rage bait
It's rage. Come check out my tier list. Come check out my view list
My tier list bitch. I'm sure it's much more reason. Come on. Don't need to check it out. They can be taking people
Take a little peep take a little peep my tier list. See what you think. Tell me if you have any critiques
What is this? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, I'm in it.
Oh, I get it.
Yeah, I'm in a league of my own.
Yeah, it's definitely sure makes Habibi look even more in a league of my own.
On the bottom end, on the you are in a league of your own on the bottom end,
though, on the on the bottom.
No, no, I see the seat here.
I'm not below it.
I seem to be off to the side.
You're in the trash, you're in the trash!
That's not a trash can, if there's no trash in it.
There is trash in it, you're the trash!
Apparently my stream can't hear discord.
This is, uh, I installed...
Who's that?
Who's that?
I installed my new GPU and nobody can hear discord.
They can just imagine.
They can just imagine.
They can just, yeah, just pretend they can hear.
Tell them what we're saying.
Tell them I just had a funny junk and just say, ha ha ha.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm-mm.
Tell them I just donated a bunch of money to charity because I'm a good guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell them I built a school in a third world country just 10 minutes ago.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I made a cool rap song about it.
Yeah, yeah, well, well, Richard Trapper in this in the scene called me Mr.
Lean, 30 million pounds of trash now the ocean clean.
Whoo, I don't know if that's worth that new Mr.
Beesaw, but it's a biggie, it's a biggie.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Bonds, bonds, bonds, bonds.
There's super the silly bad.
Uh, well, Starboard says I'm literally queuing all night with a five-man to shit on you.
Okay.
Well, I took you out with an AK-47 that I got off a scab corpse last time when you had
a full medic kit.
I'm not super worried.
I'm not.
You had a high ground like you were Anakin on stilts, and you still lost.
Okay, Chief?
All right.
You were on the third floor dorms, and I was on the ground, and you still lost!
And you still lost!
Well, wait, shit, wait, hold on.
Oh wait, I'll be one on the high ground fuck.
You know what I meant.
Oh, it's confusing because the quote,
it's I've got the high ground Anakin.
So in your mind it goes, Anakin's got the high ground.
In reality he doesn't have the high ground.
I was Anakin.
He was Obi, well no, well that just makes sense
because Obi won.
Hold on.
Hold on, okay we're gonna have to put a pin to this one.
We're gonna have to pin, we're gonna have to put
a pin on this one.
We'll come back, we'll circle back.
We'll so we'll circle back on that one. The pieces are there. We just got it
It's gonna put them together
Kind of get them together and make the
The piezo the piezo
Mmm
The pieces called the macron do by the way guys
I know we've been doing 10 security heroes on Tarkov but two things number one
I I would jerk a homeless man off and pick the cheese out of his unsurprising size flaps and launch them into
my butthole with the Nerf gun to just play one minute of war dogs. Secondly, it's very
fun to do Zero and a Hero. I love it. So suck me. Suck me. I love doing Zero and a Hero.
I'm going to do it again. I'm going to do it again.
Rewind. What are you going to do about Rewind? Where?
Yeah, no, just something you kind of breezed over in this game. You would do what? Hold
on now. Hold on now. We're talking about talk, officers. You have to look to
future if you look to the past you'll be left in it it is time to look to the
future oh yeah yeah no I get that part but the the nerf gun and the the homeless
guy was it you not know what you're talking about I'm easily out the deep
in that's that's you made it up you made it up you made it up this is gonna
to be the single greatest day of Zero to Hero.
Any streamer has ever done, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
You're gonna roll Zero to Hero for a million moons,
a million moons.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
John, you have to leave them right this instance
and come play with me.
Oh my God, don't let her punch you.
Don't let her punch you, John.
Don't let her punch you.
Oh my God.
John's mine, John's mine!
No, no, no.
Streamer Wars.
How many people to play with?
Streamer Wars.
Do you want me to be lonely?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We could do two in two, I guess.
I don't know, but John just know it would count as a huge betrayal, and I would never forgive you.
Just know that.
All I know is that we're not doing sports.
John asked me to play first.
You're his second option.
What? Me? It's just true.
John, you've done this to yourself.
I would like Jinji to explain what her answer was last night when we were playing.
She said, oh, I don't know.
I might be playing.
I have a sponsor.
She's like, oh, Donald's sponsor, but I could ask you got a big dodge.
I need to be done before I did.
Wow.
Wow.
Run it back.
She didn't say that.
She didn't say that.
She didn't say that.
Run it back.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
This is hard to watch
much. You're going to be all right. Ooh, everybody. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't
think so. You're not going to be all right. God, make your decision. Make your decision.
Make your decision. Also, I got pretty much most of my trades to level three as well.
Finally that one stream it took me one stream. Oh, wow. It only took one day. No way
I don't got time
God make it a stage in big man. I think I got more motion than peanut. Oh hold on now
Oh, God now hold on hold on. Yeah, hold on brand risk brand risk
Oh, oh, I'm the most motion streamer in call me mr. Lean
30 million Big Macs now the ocean clean
I'll put them together
I'll put them together
You have one chance
Hold on, let me give you one more try
Wait, hold on, wait, wait
The biggest motion streamer in the game
Call me Mr. Pean
30 million Big Macs down Diarying
Is that the original?
It's a cover. It's a cover.
Oh my gosh, now I gotta set you free.
I'm so much.
John!
What?
Thank you for the pressure!
There's a lot of pressure right now.
I'm in a custody battle and I don't like it.
Listen, how would you go play with Gigi
and I'll play with Gigi with the two tutors, yeah?
Okay.
Well, okay, wait, wait, wait.
I said that gimmick's playing.
I'm not gimmick.
Habibi, sorry.
You said gimmick is what I'm doing.
Habibi.
Habibi's playing?
Oh shit, did I take some BB?
I sometimes forget who I tagged.
Is BB playing with us?
I don't know.
Flip this back on peanut.
Flip it back on peanut.
Well, now we're gonna have-
I didn't see him on.
No, I didn't take some BB.
I see him right here.
I didn't take some BB today.
No, Habibi is about to do game night.
Oh my God.
Oh, he's got a family game bag.
He's got a family game bag.
Yeah?
I love getting one guide, you know?
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Oh, why don't we just do fun games tonight?
No, no, I didn't forget all that.
I'm playing talk on the day.
Why do you like getting an ASP?
Yes, yes, just a simple and subtle ASP.
How much money do you have right now?
3.3 million rubles.
I do not believe that for some reason.
No, I went offline and I sold some stuff today off-stream.
So you're making money off-stream?
Well, I made the money off-stream,
but I sold the stuff off-stream.
I actually do it.
There's no possible you made that money off-stream.
My stash is really-
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, my stash worth actually dropped 10 million somehow.
But my stash worth is 90 million.
not that impressive
My stash is worth
As much as peanuts mom's pussy. I don't know the exact dollar value the market could be up right now
Yeah, I don't know I'll have to check the numbers
Yeah, Robin Hood
Yeah, Robin Hood added that.
I think it was like an EFT or a coin about, I don't know, interesting, very interesting, very interesting.
Um, well, I'm going to go play.
John, you can stay with them.
It's not good.
John, I will go play.
I know you play with them.
You know, no, no, no, you can have John.
I even like John.
I hate John.
We could all just let's all just in stream and go out.
I'm coming. Let's go outside. Take a walk. See, you know, experience life, you know,
it's passing us by. You know, John, you'll actually have a better time with me because,
you know, over here, you just don't get butt-fucked and TK'd all day long. Hey, do you like
this one? I will have you know. I have an idea. John enjoys butt-fucking very much.
Very, very much. That's fun. And that's fine. And that's fine. It's important to
I have an idea I have an idea okay guys I have idea let's play the fucking game
Yeah
Normal for you you're always in your stash. It's not like it. Yeah, but it's a this is
Voluntarily in my stash. You know what I'm in my stash because I'm forced to be in my stat
Yeah, but your chance to this what if I make a suggestion
Well, it's four man. You can die. I would rather do that Nerf gun trick
like, ten hundred times in a row than do a four man, um, the one with the homeless man's dick cheese, um, we could do a five men instead.
I would rather take five men at the same time in my body.
Just embrace it, TK's around the table, no shame.
No, I mean, we do a competition, we and me and Gigi do a zero to hero, you guys do a zero to hero, and then we take the worth of everything we have after two and a half hours.
I that sounds actually pretty good wait hold up wait actually wait wait this is so good yes yes
oh wait wait wait wait wait wait macarov wait hold on have you established rules though macarov
you can have uh two extra mags and some extra ammo and then you have heals in your butt that's the
only thing you can get out you can't take a single item out of your stats at any time other than
heals no food no water no ammo no nothing and also on top that you can repair stuff when you get
get out as long as it's on your body, but once you put it in your stash, it is gone forever.
It's gone forever.
Now hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Another thing, another thing.
Are we bringing keys?
Another thing.
Or no.
No, no, no keys, no keys.
And then also, also lastly makes it as a big spot in your stash where you can put
everything you got from the thing.
And this ends, this ends when both team members die.
Oh, one round.
one time okay and 10 30 pm CT we come back together and you you take that
spot your status everything you earned and we compare it to you and what yeah
that's great yeah all right gang oh it's good let's give that
you guys can take this channel I'll try to be giving to another one and then
we'll regroup yeah okay we gotta lock it you're lucky dude if there's one
thing I can do zero to heroes all right oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah it's time it's
time it's time oh I could make money oh whose idea was that that's a simple
lady John I was a good idea you're me and gimmick and gimmick back over
We are the best Zilder here players ever to play this game literally not yet
Not just currently ever ever ever even personally before he went bald wasn't as
good as us as you're the hero hundred when he when he used to have that long
curly hair like Kenny G oh Kenny G on the back of a horse hair gone down to his
dip balls on his butt oh yeah oh yeah oh incredulous incredulous let me tell
some you honestly I wonder if Rapunzel ever has sat on her hands kind of got
some you know stuck up in there oh of course they added that part out of the
book oh that's out of the book okay because that'd be inconvenient that'd be
very inconvenient that'd be disgusting oh dude could you imagine oh
filthy filthy it's like it's like oh it's like carrying around like a like a
fly trap on the stuck to the top of your head oh oh my goodness
Disgusting disgusting and immoral and immoral. I think she's I think anyone who has hair long enough
You could sit on it and go open your butt crack should be in jail. They should be in jail, right?
Look, that's a crime. That's it
There's it was edited out of the book, but she sneezed one time and suck right up
Huge part of it. Oh
Oh, that's why that's why she fell us into eternal sleep
Oh, wait, Rapunzel would fall into eternal sleep?
Yeah, eternal sleep, sleeping beauty, Rapunzel.
It's all the same person.
Is she the, did she follow the Yellow Brick Road or whatever?
She followed the Yellow Brick Road to the tower.
Okay.
She threw her hair out, sneezed, it all got sucked up there.
She passed out, permanent incapacitation, and then a frog climbed up the tower and
kissed her, and that's how she woke up.
And that's when she became an ogre.
And that's when she became an ogre known as Shrek.
Alright, alright, alright, alright!
It's all the same person, little amount.
Okay, now let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something, gimmick.
I already know what Genji's gonna do.
Genji is very frugal, very meticulous, very calculated.
She's gonna probably stay away from PvP for the most part and loot to beat us.
So we have to double our game up.
We gotta kill everybody.
And when we kill a big juicy man, we just get out of the way to stop.
Yeah, absolutely absolutely and listen and if we do if we're in a good lose spot
We get a little loot as well, but we also we go towards the fights we go towards
I know it listen others, you know, I know what I know what the deal is
Excellent excellent excellent
All right, okay, all right, what do we do it? Oh?
God this is the the still extra mags. God guy rockin wait. We say
I
Said the stakes of skyrocketed. Oh
My over there medium rare all right something like it
You like that what I'm thinking about making a Facebook. That was mom's joke thread. I
Should do like a book maybe like yeah
Like not not jokes like for you know, it's really popular right now really popular. Yeah. Tell me. I'm listening that bathroom
I was trying to down I was trying to down okay sorry I know I was talking a lot there
I didn't need to hog the airwaves. No worries. No worries. One thing leads to another and listen
That's just a little tip for you. All right. Hey, don't worry. I was writing it down. John. Were you guys write that down?
I was right. I was right down. I was writing it down. That was interlating
That was an interesting theory and I'm I like the way you put it. I like Lee explained it
You made it easy for some to understand even though your IQ is so high
Incredible. It's it's a town. Well, it's because of the high Italian. It's it's both. It's a town
Yeah, it's Italian. It's Italian. It's the Italians have been doing it for years
Those Italians update they smart smart guys smart guys. We just go right into come on
Dangerous, but a high-risk high-reward
Shoot the guy off the off the green launcher. Do you do that with macro?
hmm almost certainly not I've been delayed though so I'll catch up okay I'm
here I'm here he's out there he's out there he's out there he's out of here
I think he's here I think about here
Oh
Come on Jen got one. Oh wow
Holy cow. Yeah. Is that you come behind me? Thank you. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me. I'm coming
We're cooking already, we're cooking already.
I got myself a little shum-shum, just a little shum-shum, nothing too brash, nothing too...
I think too garish, nothing too garish.
Listen, Kibon's not here, but maybe the others don't know it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so soon he comes in, and then we blast him!
Oh!
I'm ready.
That's actually a genius idea.
I am ready.
I wouldn't know when they come because they'll throw the grenade.
You know what I mean?
That's true.
Mm-mm-mm.
That's your plan.
What?
You're looting, right?
I'll just do it.
Shit, I should have brought an empty dog's case.
Is that against the rules to bring an empty dog's case?
No, no, no.
A box is full of stuff that I got on Saturday that I forgot to clean out. Oh, okay. I'll have to do that next round. Yeah
Our t-plugs still worth like 30k
But we're going we're probably not going
We're going trader value. Yeah, you're trader value. Maybe I know I know it's gonna get too complicated
I think we're gonna look at each other stuff and then just kind of take it guys
I see who I suppose.
Vibe it out.
Vibe it out.
Vibe it out.
Wait, I'm on this gun?
You want to get out of the other gun?
You just blast whoever comes in?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus.
You wonder if the grenade lands on top of us that they throw?
That would be on this end, there's this little thing above.
That would be a hell of a shot.
I mean, it could.
A fragment could catch me in the head.
What about this one over here?
That was a little less protective.
Yeah, a little less.
Hey, I used to say this gun can't even turn left.
The Green Luch can't even shoot the guy walking
into the thing.
You know that?
Yeah.
Seems like an oversight on whoever set that thing up.
I would say so, I would say so.
A major oversight.
Did he want you to come?
I don't know.
The longer it waits,
the more I'm getting nervous that we're wasting time.
Yeah, we're getting nervous too, I don't know.
Do you think we're planned? Or do you think we should move?
We should move. We should move.
We should move. Go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go!
Come on, watch, come on, watch.
Come on.
Come, come, come, come.
Come, come, come, come.
You think that might be underground? It might be underground.
Oh, you think she's over by the Pinewood Hotel?
Yeah.
No concordia.
I'm concordia, concordia.
I was just testing.
I was testing you.
Oh.
You passed the test, but you couldn't have done it.
I've never tested well.
OK.
Except for all the autism tests.
Oh, we got to get it.
That actually might be construction.
Are you going to?
Are you right over yonder?
Over yonder, right over yonder.
Click, click, click, click, click.
What?
You're sticking construction on.
Oh, I actually think it might be a pass. I think they ran two constructions and went down that place with a relax key.
Spongebob?
Oh, the negotiation.
Oh, no, no, no. They're here. They're here. They're in the courtyard. They're in the courtyard behind me.
Do they know where we are?
They might. They probably saw me, but they might have thought I was a scavenger because I look so stupid.
You stupid idiot. You stupid idiot.
You stupid idiot. You stupid idiot.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, we have a pervert angle. I have a pervert angle right here.
We give a 100% they were back by sewer the sewer the the scavenger track manhole
They're coming towards us, but I think they saw me so now they're probably just
Camping like nobody pushes in this game. Yeah, I am coming
Yeah, yeah, he's coming straight
Oh my god, it's gonna be better.
Definitely two.
Who's shooting from behind?
I know it's behind.
Oh no!
I don't know where.
I know where.
I know where.
It's his buddy.
That was that was someone else entirely that was someone else entirely
not associated with the situation at all whatsoever excellent excellent
I
Cannot believe that I was cooking you see me give it
You were cooking you were cooking I was cooking I was cooking you I got one of I got that first guy
Do those a PST those a PST routing a single fire weapon with ten round bags. I got it with
We were cooking
I'm gonna don't play talk up. Yeah, I'm sad that I do
What's all the 50 90 today and everything's fuck
How do you fuck up your computer by installing a GPU with I don't know you related items
Like I know that there's something no long when you have a new GPU
Like if you didn't clear out the last one correctly, but these sound like completely unrelated problems to a GP
I'm with you. I am a hundred percent with you
This is talking bullshit. It says the discord audio is crackling
Crackling find discord is crackle. Is it possible your computer doesn't have enough power to support a 5090?
No, no, I got a new pet PSU 1200
1200
1200 giga shards
Tell 1200 giga shard. Oh my way out. Wait. We all the way. How many giga shards per giga fart?
Three oh, yeah, that's actually you are one of the good ones, huh? Oh my god
Holy crap you my only does two shards per fart, which is like 2020, but it's still pretty up there
I'm not gonna do one soon
He's ballin you hear that guys he's ballin three giga shards per giga fart
Oh my
Birthday gift birthday game. Oh, mr. Club face. What good man good
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
Isn't the $590 like $4K?
No, it's one PSD bullet in my mouth.
Gifted my StarFords to give it to me.
Much cheaper than $4K, actually.
Much cheaper than $4K.
Much, much cheaper.
Much, much cheaper.
I am here.
By the way, this technically counts as something we found during the Junior Heroes,
this Russ Boeski.
I think it's like $10,000.
We are cooking.
We are cooking.
Yessir, Yessir.
I don't know what's wrong, but it's a minor issue.
Oh, okay. Well, I did get a couple keys. I got a Concordia and a conference key that counts that count
Is the strange update they're like AI bot because I people keep trying to tell me that
Jiji's cheating by using a key that all of them are getting blocked by a smart AI beta bot
beta bot beta
That's why we need the alpha bot
Okay, okay, you can put stuff in your butt. You can put stuff in your butt
You the alphabet the alphabet
I got some money in it you look so handsome today
I
What do you say that buddy you can say that thank you sir
No one said it don't someone didn't say I saw him oh
Oh, let me get Michigan.
Oh, Michigan, welcome back.
We're wasting time Michigan, we're wasting time.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm just so annoying.
Okay, let me get my macarov and then we're going back.
We're going back in, we're going back in.
I know you can hear me echoing, because I got this, I, yeah.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
It's very, I can't hear you echoing, but it's very quiet.
So it might work for like one raid.
What if we go here instead of you got that?
Usually not great for this.
What if we do this one?
Or that one?
Let's do this, let's do this, let's do that one, yeah?
No, no, wait, wait, wait, let's do this one, let's do this one, that one.
4080 super
These are the plans for a six thousand series Nvidia GPU. Is that like a thing just think it's coming out
Wait, is there a thing wait? Is there a thing guys, you know? Oh
Sorry, I'm muted already out
Lee dream problem 20 27 20 28
20 30
These are all good options. These are all good options the the last the last three you you did there. We're all good
Oh, good. Okay, good. Oh
I'm just trying to figure out what the hell is going on, but I
Am I've given up it's good enough. Yeah, I have a little crackle, but it's not big deal
It's not a big deal. I don't know why the heli graphics card would cause that
What 69 is gonna be 15k?
What? What? What? What? What? Do you honestly, dude? You and I think, I'm gonna say in my
opinion, I don't think GPUs even need to get better. I don't even know if gaming
companies need to get more optimized. I think we should go back to shitty
looking games that are fun. That's what we should do. Make the next call and
and he fuckin' looked like Minecraft
and then it'll run on a piece of crap
and everybody's having fun.
Now let's ride!
I
Which I'm a shooting and have a shooting I don't know I fixed my thing. No, it's just a loose cable
We can push up right here, yeah?
And then shoot him when he comes over to the sink?
100%, 100%.
Shoot out his legs.
Wait, what do you think we should do?
I feel like we're gonna die if we stay right here.
You see like right here?
Yeah.
And like shoot him from behind when he runs by?
Oh, there's not a...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is...
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
We're all going for legs or head shots?
What about one of us goes for head,
one of us goes for leg?
We will, he's gonna have his back turned to us.
We literally cannot kill him in the head.
legs legs legs legs you have your flesh ammo yeah okay I've got the 28 pet
animal I'll go for the head because you're still a technically a chance I
go through the helmet after like three or four shots right yeah I'll go for the
legs but eight shots might not be enough I do have flesh ammo though so
we'll see it was
What if no one comes this way?
What?
What if no one comes this way?
What if we go kill a scab, get some goop, a little sound, some goodies, some treasure?
You need to see, I think you're a little bit exposed.
What if you sit up here?
Oh, oh, get under me.
Get under me.
Get under me.
Get under me.
Let me let me
What do they come from that hallway though and actually spring us down
My whole my whole stream is falling apart right now. That's okay not fixed. No, it sounds fine on my end
I know I know but apparently on the stream it's
It's it's it's heinous
I wouldn't believe what they say. I would pull up twins and just view yourself and see if it's actually heinous
It's definitely bad. It's definitely bad. I'm watching what?
Very quiet guys be very quiet
We do selling Kings crowns for only five pluses 17% off all you do is call 8800
8002 003 009 4 9 9 we're going to
WWW.tar bank dot are you?
That's a steal a year ago those were 10 pluses minimum
Focus I'm focusing
I'm focused
Very be that's my phone number chief. That's
14 digits long that is 14 numbers long
I know it took a little longer for me to count the boundary numbers. Don't don't think about that
14 numbers that is 14 numbers on chief. I don't think anyone's phone number
giving his ensembles
Leaving you can fix your stream
This is famous my audio audio is going out and now my fucking stream's going down
literally what the fuck oh
So there might have been ever plugged in that UPS
Protected myself against the power out and just spent sitting in a box for like two weeks
Shit, I remember do that tomorrow
I
Was birthday too sad, I know I know you know what's why how many changes my d-dozy gimmick so we lose
This is the explanation
All you go hoots with Habibi
I mean nobody literally know what has run through the middle of the map in the last seven fucking minutes
Is that not like super weird instant that it's actually
What type of UPS um I don't know I bought it on Amazon for 250 bucks
It's black and it looks like a small
Computer like a tower computer, but it's like really like a smaller version of a computer
You demand maybe APC I don't know I think it's cyber power maybe I know it's 250 bucks on Amazon
Oh, I don't know what type it is all I know is that shroud got one so and then I just asked him which one he got
I bought the one he got because because he's been doing this for like 400 years. So yeah, I just assumed that his
He probably knows what he's doing when it comes to this stuff.
Or at least has someone that knows what they're doing telling him what to do and then I just
copy that.
It all makes sense, especially the numbers, the numbers don't lie.
It makes sense.
Are you camping?
Well he's fixing his stream and I have the equivalent of a straw with a paper ball
and a shoot at the guy.
We're kind of having to pull out all the stops so that we can kill a guy
Unfortunately, no one seems to be going through the middle of the map for ten full minutes. This is absolutely crazy
I should give you guys realize this if no one's keeping you by now
There's no chance they come behind us the only chance. Someone's comes to me. It's from that way now
All right
Oh, there's a guy over there!
Oh, there's a guy!
Look at this!
Look at this!
Where?
Right across the street.
He's crouching and right there.
Oh, my God.
Another one's coming from behind.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Ah!
Oh, my God.
We gotta move!
Ah!
Oh, son of a!
Oh, son of a!
We're dead, we're gonna die.
We're gonna die, we're gonna die.
Oh, Graham Graham, what do you think we used to do?
I'm not gonna have you giving this to me.
This might not be our reign.
No, I made my whole streams crashing.
I have hot itch like I heard this whole everything's fucked on my
Excellent excellent excellent then she help us in the long range we push it across the street you think
Fuck it let's run
I'm going in I'm going in
You got this, you got this.
Sit!
Come on.
Oh, there's a guy right here!
I got the lens go tight.
I'm getting started on the cross street where we came from.
Oh my god, what are these people everywhere?
They're just stream sniping us.
They're just waiting for us that whole time.
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
I mean, they were all just sitting there waiting, looking at our door.
Dude, there's people on all sides of the street.
Let me get a shoe tiller!
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
This is good luck sir. I'm going to try to...
I don't like walking.
I'm not going to do anything to her.
She's far too close to me.
She's too close to me.
We should give it somewhere to scav.
What do you think? She's twisting?
Kiki-Priki!
Aska-Wiki!
Oh, yeah.
All the parts of the plan are falling into place.
Oh, what the- he's just- he's out in the middle of the street?
Are you serious?
Who are these people?
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
This is the weirdest gameplay I've ever seen.
I can't even tell these guys are stream cybers or like, or like, I don't know what they would
be.
He's in the middle of the street just standing there looking at me.
Okay, well now I know that the stream cybers are, he's just a v-head.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Don't worry, I'll handle this guy.
This guy's got nothing on us.
You're doing it.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead.
Ah!
Oh my God.
Okay.
There's literally like a five stack.
It's a five stack.
They were just surrounding on all sides.
Fantastic.
And to the rain, gentlemen, hey, to the rain.
OK.
All right.
OK.
Oh, he shot my cock off.
He has 164 hours.
What the hell?
I think it was just a weird situation.
You see that?
They said your name, and we didn't even talk.
Well, I did say Chicky Bricky.
Five stacks.
I didn't say Chicky Bricky.
You think you could have known me myself saying Tiki-Piki?
Well, you know, what something happened there.
Something happened.
It was all quiet.
Nobody's moving and the second we go out, they just happened to be five stacked looking
at our exact location.
You know what?
Next time that stream starts me, I'm sending your name right, right to Nikita.
I'm hand delivering a mess a letter with your name written right on it to Nikita's house
I am giving it straight if I didn't care if I don't even care if I'm wrong
I'm gonna pull a Desmond Park in this bed. Fuck yourself
All right, let's get a macaron
All right, I'm not even streaming anymore. So we're just we're just playing
I
Was you is your stream working my stream? No, it's down. Well, I'm just there's no there's nothing to be done
Wait, wait, she's like down down. Yep. Yeah
What a fucking nightmare
You love me Jason. I don't get pissed while I stream ever. I don't care if I can stream site all day
I don't care if it's the worst day ever usually what I even when I'm like yelling and stuff
It's still like in good fun and like even it's like, you know for whatever the only time
I could genuinely know no happiness no joy in my heart
actually pissed as
When my stream has problems I could not imagine missy giving I can I am exactly the same way
I'll hand it up and all that stuff. It's the only time I'm actually just fucking
All right, let's ride
Oh
I'm trying to hear that. I'm trying to hear that much. Let's listen. Let's blow it. It's all good sir. It's all good
We'll just play you know what?
I'll we'll just play and I'll have my my my guys make a YouTube video out of this and they'll put you in it
And then it'll be like you streamed. Anyway
Yeah
Yeah
There you go. I'll move my stream back up. I'm sure it'll pass. I'll boot it back up in like 15 minutes. Okay. Good. Good. All right. Okay. Yeah, okay
Good. Okay. All right
Wait, what's going on? Let's go right here
Sounds good. We have made nobody both said no food and drink from stash and does it anyway first time he's about does wrong
secondly
Honestly, that was kind of confusing how I said that I meant like no food
no water if you're rolling like if you if we had survived that raid and I had 50 water I wouldn't
be able to get water but because we die we reset full food full water new macaron yes you're done
but yeah I honestly I'd price did you think you get that I feel like I didn't explain that correctly
um I feel like that's obvious when you when you die on the on the snowball you reset to full
but if you're snowballing you can't you can't reset and drink yeah
Just like I wouldn't buy a Makarov and put it my inventory if I had survived that raid save save different
Why no food and water cuz it's a it's a surely hero. It's just you got to get everything in the rain
Oh
Mr. Ham jam up. We're doing this one good man. Good. I'm mad. It's your mom. What we say to my mom
Okay, you just try blowing into the game.
You did those 64?
Apparently, by the way, apparently, you found a marked room key during the Zero to Heroes.
So it's basically already.
Yeah, I have not been able to focus. I'm I'm I'm legit to a
Potato, but I mean I'm not even screaming anymore. So I don't I don't blame you cheese
That would be I think that's the only thing that genuinely pisses me off. I'm leaving. I don't like it
Yeah, you listen you you gotta go or just go mute and punch the wall you just let Papa Peter know, okay?
You let me know you got it. You got it
I
Get our own marquee you what do you want this is our moment?
Wait, I got a what?
Zimmet I've never seen this Zimeski apartment three
With a little blue dongle on it. Is that going to this building right in front of us?
Let's find out hold on we leave this weapons case make it
I'm gonna hit on over here.
Two level six play.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Let's kill this guy.
Get yourself to put that in.
Oh, he's got right here.
Ooh, that's the side plate.
It's only a side plate.
And let that guy out with a little warning.
He's still like right there.
Got it.
Okay, got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
God, oh my God!
That was a journey.
Yeah, Reno.
That was a long journey.
What?
Last, I got the security key last round.
Right here, that would be nice.
Did you put in your butt?
Did you allow to put something in your butt?
I did, but I took it out and put it in the stash to be reset.
Perfect.
Perfect.
We're not snowballing. We're not snowballing. I'm resetting to one.
Uh, oh wait. Oh yeah, so I guess as soon as Gigi dies, he can't use that marquee anymore?
This is a confusing journey here on challenge.
Wait, no, no, no. It's all, uh, if she gets it out, it counts.
I know, but as soon as she dies, even though it's in her butt, she wouldn't be able to use it anymore, is that correct?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she can't use it.
Oh, okay, okay
Use it until she dies
You have to reset you have to
Yeah, you know you're keeping it in your butt because it's still a game of talk of work or day like you didn't
Like that, right, right, right, right, right? You can see you put it
You put stuff in your butt like the actual cost of the key will go will go towards them
But not anything that you shouldn't be able to bring it out
Right. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. It makes sense, boss. Oh
Yeah, that makes sense. Come on, boss. That makes sense. That makes sense to me. Yeah
It doesn't make sense does it you could be honest with me. I'm just talking
Wait, I swear to make sense
I'm talking crazy. I don't know what's going on
Oh, okay, oh, what do we do?
What do we do now?
What do you think?
Do you see what?
Let's go to negotiation.
Get the relax key.
Oh, you can think, you can think, you can think.
What do you think?
What have just been down here?
We'll take their lives in their honor.
Oh, my.
And their dignity.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
It'll take a while, but it'll be worth it.
Oh, God.
Both doors are open.
Debbie's a sewer inside.
I think maybe I don't know.
50-50
You go first y'all go first hello
Yeah, there's two response over I think I need to switch my job, but I just wait in here
Like she's not over here
Okay, okay, okay.
Ooh, got it.
Got some goodies?
SR-25.
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Shit!
I think I hit you once there.
Sorry about that.
That guy scared the shit out of me.
That's okay.
That's okay.
I'm just missing my organs.
Don't be, don't be killed.
Don't be killed.
Let's go ahead.
Go those bad boys back.
Back where they go.
Back in place.
There was a scout.
God, you see, you're sneaking around.
You see that?
Oh my God, he's a sneaky little snake.
Sneaky little snake.
Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
Thanks.
I did not see that coming from a million miles away.
That was crazy, dude.
Nowhere.
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
Oh
Lord Lord
You see the key much not yet not yet
Check the skull. Oh, she either
I would check the pizza box. Oh wait. Oh wait hold on wait wait wait wait wait. Oh
good, good, good, good, good. Very nice, very nice, very nice. Score. Okay. Should we
go straight there? Absolutely, that's our best bet. That's our best bet for Mass
I should get some snacks if you if you find them I got a max energy that'll hold that'll
I'm tied me over. I'm tied me over for a second.
Yes, yes.
Yes, of course.
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, yes, oh, yes.
Max energy!
Max energy!
Yes!
Hashtag yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Not knockers there, Max energy!
Oh yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, you thought you won?
I've got a max energy in my pocket here.
Hee hee hee!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Hee hee hee!
Oh yeah!
Trying to stop us now!
We've got a max energy up!
Oh yeah!
Hee hee hee!
Watch out, max energy alert!
Hee hee hee hee!
Oh hee hee hee!
Oh yeah!
I
Quickly perfect
See fast
We got the max energy we are unstoppable now
Well, oh god, okay, there's no way I'm hitting that
I have the shittiest gun the site goes right. Oh, I see a real guy
You should that's only to that tunnel let's just scouting away. It could also be that I don't know where he's right that tunnel
He was too dark for me. See what he was
Oh
I
Go away go away come again another day
Be really good you got your jet I shot at me didn't hit me
Yeah, oh I killed him I killed him holy shit dude
8 armetta
8 armetta
No way!
Look at that!
Look at that!
What's it? Is that you?
Just a scan, yeah, just a scan
Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry
We'll see, we'll see
Take your time, take your time
Oh my god, I should kill these other
the other PMCs that we screwed up, yeah?
Here's an ML545
I'm sacked, I'm sacked
I see what I'm right now.
It's a moment. It's a moment.
It's a moment.
Oh my God.
It's a moment. It's a moment.
This is a moment.
This is our time.
I mean, type an F in my chat.
Is my chat going down 2 now?
Did you infect me?
Is he running? Is he running?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He asked me to run away.
Oh, no. You infect me.
You infect me.
Oh, I just got shot at.
there she is
oh yeah yeah oh my color to see yeah
let's do it let's do it with magazine
oh you're back we're back are we good we back guys
oh yeah we'd fall down
fantastic your stream's down to
though now it's back but he already went full down which is uh which
What is going on tonight?
That's all it takes is one now. Oh, yeah, we're done here
Stand back stand back. Oh
We're here this fool
I'm significantly more powerful than him he has no power here
And I see I see the ice behind the bikes take this bitch boy
Oh
No, Ponson no Ponson fuck you
In a big shots I'm gonna be shots these are behind the bush
I don't see me boy though. I don't see one you should be behind that bush. She's gonna be behind the bush
He's got me he's got me he's got me I got one more great. I'm gonna try to sling it over the over the bus
Okay, Roger Roger Roger Roger Roger
THE BOT GIVES!
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh
He didn't pause those in the rules. Those in the rules
No, wait, where did that come from?
I'm gonna try to draw it.
Wait, wait, wait.
You can take it, boss, you can take it.
I don't see him anywhere back there.
I don't see nothing.
Hello?
Wait, there's the PMC right here.
He's never seen.
Look, look, look.
See, see, see, right here.
You see him?
Oh, my God.
Wait, this guy's been here the whole time?
He's been there the whole time.
I'll go to you. I'll go to you.
He's probably watching the scene now that he knows it's done, so I wouldn't stay too long. I would stay super duper long
With this guy go
He can't run around, he can't run around, he can't go behind it, remember, he can go
behind it.
He can, I mean it's a long journey but he can.
Alright, okay I should be pushing the, I should be, I should be, I should be,
in it. Take it, take it, take it, take it. Use it wisely.
Stop getting points! I am going in!
Oh, you see, you see the right?
Where, where, where?
To the right! Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Hey, behind that metal thing!
Oh
This I didn't have any grenades on him
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Oh my god
I literally have probably like 700 BTMO. If we can keep this rolling, we can win forever. We can win forever. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh the front plate is zero. Crap, crap, crap, crap. Wait.
Ooh, that was close.
Let's hit the relax key and then scoot over.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh my god, what's he doing?
Oh my god, I have so much time, I have so much time.
I have so much time.
I have so much time.
Oh my god, we have so much time.
We have so much time.
I think there's something to do.
If you have anything valuable, don't let me pick it up
so we can get our money up.
Of course, of course, of course.
I'll grab his headphones and helmet.
Oh, it's a relaxing.
Did you get all the, oh, you got the M out of these.
I have so much five, four, five,
We can run a hundred raids with this much. Oh my god.
I got a bunch of ET and BP, so...
Oh, the lights are already open!
Lights are already open!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, blessings upon blessings.
Blessings!
Excellent raid!
Excellent raid!
Alright, I'm gonna have to check my internet speed real quick.
Go ahead, take your time.
I can tell you what, Corkin, we cook all your mints and dyes,
so how you doing, my boy?
Continue again.
Was it not useable to be 545,
what was that, with the pimped out NL545?
This is possibly the beginning of the greatest,
zero to hero roll run we have ever done.
We are blind stacked.
This is better than anything I would bring regularly.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
How massive you are.
We're incredulous, incredulous.
Fuck you, Peter.
Fuck me?
Fuck you!
Repair, yay or nay.
Oh, yeah, you can repair, Mr. John.
I see that, I see that.
Hmm, okay.
Okay, so, so, remember, you can't put anything back.
Yeah, no, so what's your-
What do you need?
Do you need a TV 110?
I
Is that the helmet no that's the level four armor rig
No, I got a level five. I'm good. I'm good. Oh, I'm gonna put this away
Bring it away
It is away
I should kind of feel
Okay, didn't see for the zero to hero Rob. This works really great
This works like super great right because I genuinely have
three and a half stacks of BT, BP, BS, and PB, PB, BS,
but I would never in a million years
bring a quarter of all this ammo into a raid.
And if I take it out, then I can't bring it back.
Yeah, it's that stuff.
That's the doozy.
That is tough.
That's the doozy.
That's the doozy.
We at least swap these gun parts out
before I put them into stacks.
All right, I think my speeds are good.
I'm gonna put my screen back up, give me like one minute.
But I think I'm ready to go.
Can I just put this on there?
Yeah.
So we can raise time to sell this jeepside,
but we only have one right, we survive.
No, not yet. Please don't please don't not yet.
This is so much evil. This is a ridiculous amount of ammunition.
A ridiculous amount of ammunition. This is horrendous.
I don't even want to take all this in.
Even though we're doing the zero to here I think.
And do you hear a bird scope my chance before I take out my inventory?
I
Should give it to give it oh
We missed to give it go
Uses it for volume P you want to be run ammo?
Actually, we'll die before that happens. Okay. Let's let's just put
You know, let me let me see what I really got here. Let me see what I really got here
you see what I really got here let's okay we want to do BS the first one and
then we'll do BT and V's to drag that out and then put that back and put that
back and put that back all right that's enough there we go that's a that's a
reason why I got two extra bags you got two stacks BT 17 BS 12 BP to fill up the
Main Mag, what about this one?
Oh, look at that, we got 7 and 40.
I believe it's better than BT, so we'll keep that right there
and then we'll put that right there, bam, perfect.
Mm, mm, uh.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
what did you do before streaming?
I had a burger and some fries and,
and oh, a Coke, and I had a Coke and, um,
but I ate any sauce, so I'd use some sauce
in my fridge. But who's to list? Who's to list? I put it on a paper plate. I would use
regularly regular plates, but I hate the environment. I was choosing between a
regular plate that I could wash and a paper plate. I was like, hold on, hold on
now. Wait a second. How could I hurt the environment the most until I got a
paper plate and a couple, I just taped straws to it. I taped like eight
straws to the bottom of the plate. And so that way when I throw it away, it
It's just, I mean, it's just, whatever turtle finds it,
it's just instant death.
I just instant evaporation atomized
whatever turtle finds that.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, ah, oh, yeah, no.
And I was thinking about putting the recycling bin.
I said, hold on now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
right here, boop!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
right here, boop!
Right on the other one.
Bam!
Bam! Right there in the dark, recycling bin.
I'm back.
We're streaming.
Everything seems to be working.
For now, for now, yeah, it looks like we're both having problems tonight.
Oh, what's going on on your end?
Well, my stream went down, which, as you know, as a streamer,
once the stream goes down for even 10 seconds, it destroys the entire night.
For some reason, it just like doesn't recommend it to people.
The people that are supposed to get notifications don't get notifications.
It doesn't show up there.
So my, especially, yeah, yeah.
You do, especially on YouTube.
Yeah.
As soon as the stream goes down for even 10 seconds, you might as well call it
I am not glad this happened to you, but I will say, you know, at least we're not alone.
Where did the bucket together?
It didn't go down.
If it goes down, I think what it is, if the person has to refresh, then that's the point
that I'm talking about, right?
Give it a go now.
Yeah.
So, on Twitch, there's a setting where you can, like, the stream doesn't actually
go down.
has that little emote. Yeah, but on YouTube if it goes down for more than like 10 seconds,
it literally, it's a new video. It's like a new link. It just starts a new stream.
I'm telling you, I, these, I fucking hate these companies. I hate, how are you,
YouTube's got to be worth like a trillion dollars at this point, or like many, many,
many hundreds of billions. And they, we don't even have fucking gypsies yet.
They're even have gifts in the chat. You can't even conceptualize a moving picture
No, not gifts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
My theory is that YouTube doesn't want to become the stream Kings on purpose because it's an advertiser risk
That's my guess maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe my guess is that they intentionally like they want the option
But they don't want to really they don't want to
like go too deep into the stream thing because because streams are way more of a
And yeah, I mean I'm playing DMC and literally every stream at the beginning of every stream so
Yeah, yeah
Let's go
We can use all this anxiety
We a by like do you need an AK-74 our enemy? No, I got it dude
I got a I got a pretty modded up AKS here. Would you like the burrow scope before I take it off
It's a wonderful expo. Oh
Wonder for X. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll take the bro. Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, I'm bringing it in two X on this. Yeah, I got you
I got you. Okay
right
Wait, this is what we do. We're sweet. Now. We have real weapons that they have range. Let's go. We're not here. Yeah
Yeah
Perfect. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah now that we got a little something
Oh
Mr. Starbrother mr. King my one thing is what's going on man good?
Thank you, mom. What we say Jim. Oh, holy cannoli the zero to hero provide
I'm done. This is better than anything. I usually bring in anyways
This is a I don't even do what I when I haven't had a 545 I already been put a silencer on this the m4sk
Which is like a pretty damn expensive sounds it well
I don't know about this way, but it used to be like 120k down for like 50k, but I'm stacked. I've got a death saddle on I don't bring that
I've got the biggest backpack in the game. I've got level five armor. Usually way level four. I'm stacked
You playing Caesar?
armor to
Years good my guns
We're cooking
I
Come on
Oh yeah, we see the burst, see the burst, here you go.
And we got to get some food and water too.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Oh, dude, look at this weapon.
Look at this, dude, look at this thing.
Look at this beast.
Look at this beast.
Oh my God, you see this?
You beeping this?
You beeping this?
Oh my God, that's so nice.
Woo, woo, woo.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
That will do, that will do.
That will do, that will do.
Let's see what Mr. Shady wants these at the cottage is.
Okay.
All of you boys follow me, gang.
You're the Mr. Beast guy, what's Mr. Beast guy?
Richard's rapper called me Mr. Lean.
The 30 million pounds of trash, now he's got to clean.
I sit down and feel the breeze, 20 million trees.
I went to the hood, now the rent is free.
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
Pass it like Tom Brady, I call me Tom Brady.
And now I, now I pass it to Lil Baby.
Oh, yeah, baby.
The rapper?
Lil Baby the rapper, yeah.
Did he guest on that song?
Yes, he did guest on that song.
Or was it an actual Lil Baby?
No, it wasn't.
That was a funny joke.
So now it passes two little baby in the camera cuts and it's just a little baby.
That would have been...
Oh, God, missed opportunity.
Now we're docking. Now we're docking.
What a missed opportunity.
I don't think Mr. Sadie Bussey is here.
No.
He's turned ahead of to the resort.
I'm not here.
You want to go down to docks, you need to go down to docks.
Hmm, where?
We go down to, ooh, ooh, that's tough.
What?
Ooh.
What?
We go for the, I feel like we'll make more money if we kill, if we find Mr. Sand,
Sand...
Sand was in Antonio.
Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Sand Pablo.
Yeah.
Richard's rapper in the game, call me Mr. Lee, 30 million pounds of trash.
the ocean clean
Perhaps a new career
Dude, I think I see you as me
Call me king dot uh far where I want uh, uh
I like to type in silly fonts shit in a shit in a bucket
Call me Nan Tugget
Okay, piss in your mouth kind of a Nan Tugget castin strays there. I gotta get a towel. Oh
All right
Who is it? Is it the Goons?
It's Tantar. No, it's Tantar. They just grenade it up.
What? It's Tantar? What's Tantar doing over here?
I don't know. I hit him in the head.
I've never seen Tantar here ever.
I see him. I see him. I see him.
It's him. It's him.
Okay. He just bounced the shop off his head.
All right. Okay.
All righty. Okay.
You're not dead, are you?
He's just it's where his guard just kind of
Just kind of
Sitting there
All right, I was tapping in the head nothing was going on
Because I got scared
Good good
Alright, okay back back up
I'm hitting them. They're healing up.
You running?
That's me running. That's me running.
They're way back in the trees there.
Okay, hold on. Okay, I see Mr. Sandy.
But see, Ann is gone. They are very upset with me.
Very upset with me.
You're not like what I've been doing.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I got one dead. One dead. One dead.
One guard dead.
Please toss him.
I got a hand to heart. I got a hand to hand.
Sandy.
You got Mr. Sandy?
I'm working on it. I want to go home. I want to go home. I don't know. I need to take three
cards. How many cards do you have guys? I killed one guard and I killed him. You got another
one, right? I got one guard. I got one guard. I got one guard and I got him. They're saying
It's two three to four to five
Just six three to four to five six seven six, okay
So what I'm hearing is two to three to four to five to six to seven. Yeah, that's you until I've got
You're a lot of money to get that Intel let it don't let it go to waste
She just she just run over there. We actually scoop right you behind the rock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah if we go
Let's go right I want to go
Oh
I want to go
You know you got that honky tonk
I want to go
I want to go home
Rich's rapper in the in the game coming mr. Lean 30 million pounds of trash now the ocean queen
country hip-hop fusion stuff
oh my god that's if I drop an album will you guys just do it oh if you do go
you're gonna have to go with burnt at burnt peanut really a rap name not
though uh burnt not wait I might have to go just to nut what about the nutty
guy nutty guy mr. nutty we know we wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
weird alley anchor
Okay, little nut now bad now we're talking
Now we're talking
All right, unless one of his guards is fell like way back. I think we got I don't think we got him
These right here I think we're gonna die
But here's one guard right here
The other two are right over here, uh, is is sanitar right next to him? No, no, no, we got him three guards dead three guards dead
Oh, fantastic!
Um, would I kill the other, would I kill the other goddad? Is this the god I killed?
Uh, there's two guards over here, two guards over here.
What you got? Oh.
Oh, oh, you pack it. Are you packing or you
defender? He's got to defend. Oh, I got I got I got a drizzle and a
giant SF MP medical backpack. I've never seen this. It's huge.
But you've never seen the SF MP medical backpack.
Well, I see that but this one's bigger than the normal
one. No, I promise you. No, I know. No, I've got one right here too. No, this is the most
used assignment. Okay. Oh, I thought this was bigger than you can make me. I have one. It's
just looked it looked bigger. The medical items in there. So it's like whatever. I know
at all. I just thought this was even bigger. I can't join optic. No, I enjoyed optic.
I know that may be a confusing because I made a YouTube video titled I join optic, but I'm I like
Who could have made that silly mistake all right, I know standard Tars bags
I'm keeping for some reason, but I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it
I believe at one point they said I could join but I really know what would my role would be there because it's a
bunch of professionals that are all serious
Would it just be like four guys like really trying to win the game that one guy just
We're goofing around.
Yeah, they're pulling there.
They are pulling that invite back quick.
You think so? You think so?
Oh, dear.
You want an eSports team?
I can imagine you in a competition
in your peanut suit.
That is racist.
You mean just there, myself?
What did you...
Well, it's just like me saying in my skin.
Oh, yeah, what if you were an optic
with your human suit?
Yeah, it's just some people say now
So we wait sweet sweet skedaddle you think I oh no
Honestly, we should if we're trying to win we should skedaddle and reset just being bang boom reset
Usually I wouldn't
I
Bang-boom situation
We don't you wrote the customs yeah, unless the fears up
It's good. I don't you
Doodle
I don't think it's up
We will if I start my own eSports team and we crushed the competition
Oh, crap, called the Goof Troop?
Yeah, the, um, no, the, uh, um, the silly guys.
Oh, that's...
Mr. Silly and the Gang.
And Mr. Silly and the Gang?
And we call it P-Sports.
Ooh.
You know what I'm saying? I'm tired.
We would have just got like, shrouded and itched himy and, and, and double me
and just put him on a team.
They would literally never lose.
all the retired all the retired gamers no why do I did I did but did I don't care
what people say I don't care if you were saying shrouded it's Jimmy and double
meat can take on any pro today easily easily in two seconds I leave you
second I think that yeah they still got it in them it's it's a lot of pros
that's just yeah a lot of people don't really know who they are because they
They don't really have personalities, but they're...
They're...
Something to behold.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Yo, I'm telling you, and then I'll get two more guys that'll just like them,
and then we'll have like the best e-sports team ever, and we'll dominate!
But, oh, who's this?
This is a good...
Look! Look, that's night, I think!
Oh, God! What's he doing here?
Maybe he's just sleeping?
Maybe... Are you sleeping?
He could be alive.
Are you sleeping?
Sssst.
Sssst are you sleeping?
Are you sleeping?
Could be a nap time situation in TS?
Is he sleeping?
Nights in a dome?
Okay, if night's there, somebody's gotta be in.
100% 100%
Here.
100%
Okay, be frosty frosty guys.
You wits about you.
It's gonna get dangerous.
Should we go in there?
go go go go go go go go go!
He's loony!
It's just, it's just, it's just, he's just, he's just, he's just quickly...
Not completely, but you can take some of his goodies.
I'll go look for the guy.
I'm just trying to maximize my money, maximize my money.
Your money maximization, money maximization.
I don't think wait hold on I just realized something he wasn't looted I think he died
and then a scab took his gun he might have the gun was only missing yes it's true that's
true about it should we go back to the scab out there oh wait that's scab at gas station
I'm out of food I'm out of food I'm out of food ooo I got nothing oh you got propatone
I
Wait, hold on wait, can you just bring sj-12s then?
Okay, well, I'm just gonna have to walk
For some food up here
Follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
Oh, love you, boys.
Oh, this is scary.
This is scary, but you give me, I can't move at all.
The Peace Sports eSports organization.
This is our moment.
Right.
Are you sure?
I just got it up.
No.
Sense, sense.
I just said that. I just said that.
Oh, no. Oh, God.
Let me take a boost of the team around for a second until you told me you didn't know for sure
Just kidding. I do know
This is really our moment for real this is our moment. Oh my god, this is shoes
This is our moment. This is our time
What a time to be alive
It's just sneaking to the tower get a little bit of food water just a bit nippus. All right
Right now
It's a nipple. It's a nipple. It's a nipple situation
You would be a huge big opportunity for hodge like like stream or mall Santa
For like for real you mean streamer malls and
Streamer malls
He's got that jolly spirit. He does have a jolly spirit
Yeah, that might be the goods watch out. Oh, okay
The person the person got with the goods
You know top
You hit the day they
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, yeah, all we're missing is that one guy with the sniper.
Here he is.
Uh-uh.
I don't get food.
I gotta go get food.
Is it bird eye?
Yeah, bird eye, bird eye.
Oh, he's so quiet.
He's only wears his socks.
Oh, he could be dead somewhere else since night was dead.
That's true, that's true.
You go lose him, I'm gonna go get some fruit water.
Okay, okay.
What are you doing?
You see that we did these things before watering them?
Green grapes?
No.
You sure?
Gym bags, there's gym bags in the building there.
Oh, gosh, gosh, okay.
Oh, gosh, gosh.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Oh, gosh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh, gosh.
Okay.
I got, okay.
Hold on.
We'll see.
What?
Oh, gosh, gosh.
Hey, I got, okay.
I got two Gloobos beads.
I'm gonna move that one here.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Okay, alright, alright, I'm back.
I'm moved up, I'm moved up.
Okay.
Oh no. Oh no no no no. Not for you getting food.
Oh no. Wait. I found shampoo and chlorine. Can I make something with this?
PC service anybody else where the way we came
That's the other side
I don't know
Wait
God I'm nice nice nice nice nice
It's time to leave I look for that guy for food water would see it
We got a move we got a go
Yeah, oh piece piece a piece a piece a piece I got these beautiful
Let's
We're gonna check the pockets doing a quick pocket check
Run that jits pockets that I see
Honestly, he's got a grenade launcher with a shitload of grenades on him. Should I get these grenades?
You wish you do we should we should go to labs that and really cook
Oh, promise.
Oh, promise.
Come on, come on, let's get the timers of the essence.
You got a lab key, you see this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait, oh my god, I only get so many grenades.
Wait, I've got so many grenades.
I need to find one.
Okay.
All right, let's get out of here and find it next round.
We're so heavy.
I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. Oh
I'm a drink in my mouth and eat my greens good good good
It's right over yonder boys. Oh shit. Yeah
Sleepy so I'm so heavy. I can't even get over this one inch gap. I thought there was no keys
Well, yeah, see I also didn't explain that very very correctly
It's no keys like you can't bring keys in but if you find a key you can use the key until you die
Yes, I feel like I feel like this is a challenge that was presented to me on the fly
Okay, I didn't draw this up. This was on the line pretty self-explanatory. It's pretty self-explanatory. Use what you get
You can use what you get. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can use what you get
Except for Mads. It's a game I can beat. I got you go quick go quick
and a macro behind me yeah sprinting behind me I'm in the I'm laying in the
road okay okay it was to our left or to my left
I see nothing I'm gonna keep moving I'm just catching extra to be aiming
Do you buy you're not dead. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I just
So I'm pulling pull a nasty prank on me
There's a name. Yes, you there's a mean prank. That's you. Yeah. Yeah, I can tell by how heavy you are
Okay
Well, that's not very kind
I don't really recognize people based off actually such as that that's not oh
Oh, about voice?
You're about fatness. Fatness.
Oh, fatness.
You don't see fatness?
I'm not going to put a blindfold on and feel the ground shaking.
Go, oh, welcome in, Lizzo.
That's just inappropriate. It's inappropriate.
Yeah, that would be...
If you said it.
It's inappropriate.
If I did say it, that was obviously just an example.
I think that's an example.
It's an example.
Is this you walking behind me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can hear you crawling.
I know it's you very much.
I'm out of water so my entire ski is really blurry.
It's a little further down.
The problem is,
we're gonna have to go somewhere
can get water quick because you can't drink in the stand.
Well, let's see, kill ourselves right now.
Oh, we could.
We could just bank everything and go back to Makarov.
That is true.
That is true.
We could.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'll count.
It'll all, everything we have will count towards our thing.
Or should we not do that?
We don't have to.
I'm just.
I should be told to do that.
It's stupid.
I agree.
But you're literally dying of thirst.
No, no, no.
We'll just go somewhere where there's a lot of thirst
Quinter, a lot of thirst quinters
That's what I was saying, originally
Yeah, fucking thirst quinters
You say we gotta go somewhere where
Fucking quinter?
Quinter, ooh
Yeah, yeah
Okay
I'm out, I'm out
Excellent rain, gentlemen
Excellent rain
I
Quinchin my quinchin
You listen you did them down. We're gonna be one minute. I'm gonna fiddle with some more cables because I'm still having audio problems
You pack some food and water don't we do this you're a hero rolling charge we can't we can't take anything out of our stash guys
Hmm
Pack it in wait, oh wait, oh wait dude. I'm dumb as shit. Yeah, like
You like
Give it
Yeah, yeah, why don't we give it why don't we just put fucking nine SJ 12s in our butt and secondly not against
It's a hill. It's a hill.
It's a...
That's a man. That's technically medical supplies. That is medical supplies.
New deck, new deck.
Ginhach human sent.
Oh, what? What do you say?
How can you enjoy gaming like you do when you stream snip like you do?
Oh, I can...
Is your man good man?
Is your man good man?
You're saying you think you can do it?
Happy birthday, gimmick.
Honestly, first it's pretty annoying.
And on some days it's still pretty annoying,
but honestly, over time it's just like a new game.
Like I used to play talk-off now.
I've played talk-off with everybody,
knows where I am at all times,
and everyone has ESP and they have walls.
Metaphorically speaking, of course,
they're just watching the stream.
It's the same game.
You just gotta change your mind.
You just gotta think of playing,
the of your favorite game right now.
Think of it. I mean, I think of it now think about playing that same game
But everyone is literally looking at you through a wall and cheating
It's just it's just a different game that you play and you can't get mad because then you just play a different game
What a good time thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Hmm
We will be full the first one with BS
With BS right there
Here we go
But Dr. Luba's beads away
in these
Okay, now I'm gonna refill up on meds
Just refilling up on meds no big deal just refilling up on some medical supplies
You know of course we're coming up on some uh some medical supplies. No big deal. So
this is a couple of my no big deal a medical what happens if you use an sd12 in your stash
I'm gonna see what happens. I've never done that before oh it doesn't let you
yeah it does it the use button there but it does nothing all right okay all right let's ride
if you lose cash can you buy food wait no I don't think so but if you do wait
what if we wait what if we looted enough cash wait does that mean you're not
a lot of take car unless you get the cash I did get 20k when we get enough
cash to go the icebreaker that would be okay you want to you want to explain to
me how we're gonna get the euros for ice break well we get it we can get it
from the boss, but we should we had to find the bomb.
You know, when you date my sister,
no, thanks. Good question.
I don't like the stilts of my bed frame at a 90 degree angle.
So I'd rather not.
Alright, okay. Alright, let's ride
Let's ride. Yeah, we both need food and water. I'm low low low
You lead fat joke. Thank you sir. Thank you. I tried to you know, I'm trying to spin it up sometimes
I'm trying to
Changed around time really a little messy. It's a kid just call someone fat all the time because you change it up a little bit
You are you're losing st12. No, I don't think no wait no no no I'm allergic to morphine ibuprofen and eGGC
Okay, all right. Oh, yeah, I should we go. Okay. What's the best way to be money with our with our advanced weaponry that we have?
We think we weren't really I'm gonna hear
Yeah, oh no
Yeah, no, no, that's good. This is a good one. This is a good. This is a good one because I
Don't want to say why because it'll yeah, you'll give us away. You'll give us away. Yeah
Be sure to stop make sure good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm think I'm
Good
Okay
Hmm my co-workers said you look like a cashew. What should I do go to HR and Tommy's been
inappropriate to you and that you don't feel comfortable in your work environment
It's the matter
It's the matter. It's new technology
Don't tell anyone don't tell any what I told you that it's your deck
You tell me he's being prejudiced on you, do it 23 and me and then pick like the top
three things you are and tell him that he was making jokes about all of them.
Just go sit in a little DNA swab and 23 and me get the top three things you are like
most percentage and then just just just have chat gtbt write out 10 inappropriate
jokes for each of them and then give them to the HR department and said he said
them it's the better it's the better it's new technology is new technology new
tech new tech new tech new tech incredible incredible incredible
that's genius actually I know I know I'm telling you everybody's got some
percent of everything. Just pick whatever you think it is.
Twenty three meters out of business. Oh yeah, crap it is.
Just make it up. Just tell them something that you're not even
sure that you are. What are they going to do? Tell you you
aren't. Then you can get that person fired. Hold up. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Wait. Hold on. Infinite HR
Glitz infinite hr Glitz holy crap holy crap we might be on some some better be
right this time someone better be right this time holy crap so right this time
this is new technology we're on something we are on something
I
Mean I'm here I'm here. I'm just gonna travel
I know I know take your time take your time. I'll just open the sex building which we watch
Shit, what are you okay?
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. Sorry. I had like 17 minutes
Had to gain you.
Two to three PMCs right in front of me.
I'm here. I'm here.
Where are you exactly?
Right across the street, towards the building with the escalator.
Outside of it.
There's three PMC's right in front of me.
Wait, I'm at the escalator.
No, no, no. Come on, come on. I'm walking back towards you.
Go on the left side, through the parking lot.
Come over to me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know where you are. I know where you are.
Okay, come on, come on.
I'm running away by the way, so we gotta go quick, we gotta go quick!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Quick now, quick now, come on, come on, quick!
Is she gonna be...
I'm running as fast as I can!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
That's my friend over there.
Yay!
I heard them right here, past this wall.
We're here the way, we're here the way.
Well, I haven't heard them in a while, so they probably ran actually.
That's probably them.
Roger that, Roger that.
Did you just push all the way through here?
Did you just grab food?
We're going through here at least.
Grab some fucking food.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Wow, where'd you like some food and water?
It's really really wild.
It's really really wild.
Phew.
It's really really wild.
Wow.
Oh, I'm getting a touch of water.
I'm getting a touch of water.
Yeah, a touch of water for you.
Oh, whoa!
Oh, unexpected fine.
He's making fun
Oh, I see someone I see one. Oh, uh, uh, Lobby Lobby
He's been put uh, he's walked past that that that wall right there. You see it. Oh
It's a scavenger
In the game, of course in the game in the game
Yeah, I actually get any food I have water that gives you food so like I guess they kind of
Oh my god dude if it is
Oh there in parking lot.
Gotcha, choo choo choo!
Move, move, move!
Oh my god, there's like a hundred people!
Are you in there?
I know.
What's your car doing up there?
I see him, I see him, I see him.
They're going towards him or come? One of them is pushing towards him or come right now.
Right, right, right!
Oh, see what?
over there he pulled W'd I don't know it's all one guy dubbying over to ember
calm I think he's already there oh my god oh I need to say the three guys for
the for the thingy over there but what I heard it from my percent on a
percent
I don't charge anything they're gonna be here and they can't they can't they're
They're not gonna extract. You could just wait for them, they're gonna go down the stairs probably.
You sure they would do that? That kind of thing is weird.
That or backtrack, either way. I can stay back here? You stay up there?
I've got a perfect spot, no one can see me.
They're definitely at Emercam right now.
I feel like they left.
There's no way. I saw the guy sprinting right up here.
He said I
Positive I saw it while I was at Emmerich. Why else would they go to Emmerich other than to not to leave
Because they shot they killed somebody
Hear them, okay, they're coming back towards parking lot my aunt
Just tell it they're coming back towards towards a parking garage
are you just making stuff up oh my god oh my god oh do you know what I'll just
take care of it I'm just gonna take care of this going off the deep end no
problem I think you just making stuff up dude I am telling you they are all over
but right back here behind that ramp they're behind the ramp you know that
little ramp that goes down and down under girth.
Into the under girth?
They're behind that ramp.
You see?
Oh, I hear him.
Yeah.
You ever see a hatch?
I see two mannequins shooting the nasty.
I hear him.
Okay, hold on. I missed the first 30 shots so that I would scare him. Grenading. Okay,
guy, okay.
Oh, grenade here is complete. I do believe you got him. You got him. You got him. You
got at least one. Actually, I think I got two left. Oh, another one. I'm dead. Oh,
Are you kidding me?
He's to the right. He's right outside the parking garage. No, no, no. He's further to the right.
HELLO, SHUT UP!
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
He's heard, he's heard!
He's heard for a squirtin'!
Let me see, let me see, he's heard for a squirtin'!
Oh, give it to him, give it to him!
Oh, give it to him, give it to him!
Oh, I have grenades! Oh, I've got grenades!
He's back at the quick magazine once again.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Okay, okay, here we go!
Yeah, big!
Oh shit!
Jesus Christ!
Oh shit.
Oh Jesus Christ, oh Jesus Christ, oh Jesus Christ.
Okay, I got one more.
Yeah, big!
I
Have asked me hey mr. Nutsack tell mr. gimmick that he needs to cheer up his computer might be having issues
But it's a job day. Oh, yeah, it's
Yeah, my computer's cursed, but it's your first day. She's just have a good string. Thank you. Thank you, mr. Fromm
Are you dead?
You can tell me if you're dead
Those are the rules
Okay, thank you
you now eat it well where are you oh well hold on wait can you go back all
All right, you come over here, I'm gonna get ya!
Warning you!
Stay back!
Stay back, demon!
Oh, here we go.
You want another pushy?
I
What
What do how is that guy not dead yet? Oh
I must hit him a million times. I wish I was to hit him a million
What the hell
I
I hit that guy 17 times
I just don't think I had anyone else that way other than that guy didn't I was deep
I don't think so, but I
Listen, that was deep. That was a de-sinky raid. I was in full cover when I
Had got back into full cover got married had children
My rock IRA was cashing out
Oh, then the bee kicked us out early because there's penalties.
Hey, gentlemen, do you hear what I think?
That guy's a racist.
That's what's going on.
That's what's happening here.
It's right in front of our faces, but nobody's brave enough to stand.
No one's brave enough to say that's what happened there.
He's a racist.
That's why he killed me.
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
I think I might have a fix for my thing. I'm sorry. Take your time.
Yes, you know this trailer I might I might die if I die. IRL. Just remember me. All right. I will remember you for about a week
And then and then honestly, I don't think anyone's gonna be super sure that you and lemon were a different person in the first place
I'm gonna start spreading lies that you never existed and that lemon was always you and
Because you're dead you won't be able to refute it and after weeks to months of me cementing that into people's minds
They will become they will come to believe it and and and that will be and that will be that
That will be that
Yes
We did my dad will
Rather
So if I die and then my legacy people just think I'm living that's that's what that's what you're saying. Yes. Yes
I will tell everyone that you and lemon would never different people. It was all ruse and
They'll have no choice, but to believe it because you'll be dead. You understand honestly, you know what honestly go for it
Okay
Okay, I cannot believe we just lost that that was let me tell you something
I don't think anyone can say skill issue because I'm obviously the best player to have a touch this game
and I played perfectly obviously obviously um it was it has to be something else it has to be
something else it literally cannot be that it literally cannot be that everyone's saying I agree I
agree I agree peanut it was probably a decent issue peanut it was probably something else peanut
you are the best I've ever seen you're the LeBron James and Frank off peanut wow that guy must
be cheating peanut while that guy's probably a racist while peanut there's really no chance
That was your fault you played perfectly like just an odd repeat to this over and over you know and over again
I see it all in my chat all in my chat. Oh
My goodness. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, well if you guys really think so if you really think that's the case
I
You just got to drink this
Holy shit fetus, okay. I was drinking some milk. Don't worry about me watch it. Okay. All right, let's run
You ready to go
They said I said it fixed fixed fixed now. They're saying oh
little frackle and
I'm just
You know what you know what give it you know what I say I see a full stream of crackling is better than no stream
Of no girl. I'm about ready to just just say it's a feature not a bug. It's a feature for a feature
All right, all I need to do is eat and get my macrop and then we're being banged
Okay
I've already eaten. I've already got a macrob. You know what? Can you remind me?
I've done so many money challenges in this game versus other people and we never think to just just take a picture of your current
Stash value and then just see how much it changes that would make this whole process way easier
God, I was at 60 something million, but I don't remember the other number
Yeah, I don't think that I don't need that that it'll even be our bugs. We probably know that made you up at all
Oh
Okay, sorry sorry
My brain tonight
Start doing something
Give me just me to my accent, okay
He's probably buying ammo for the pistol which is also his mute button
I could almost guarantee you when he gets back and I've been myself
Okay, I'm I'm I know that you just said you mean yourself. Can you tell us what you were doing while you're meeting yourself?
Or how do you mean yourself?
About ammo every time I hit zero I knew myself
That's what and I could change it, but it's a lot of work
Probably like honestly, it's probably not even possible to do that with the technology. Yeah, what I do say guys
I
Look at why my baby's give it. Yep. Oh, it was right. I'm in we're going right here
Good ole lemon yeah, that's classic lemon that's classic lemon classic lemon. He's always something silly business
God gives it silly it's warrior. She's goofiest battles
Now let's ride!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No
The moment now any moment now
There we go, that's right ready mr. gimmick
Okay, this is gonna be our biggest one yet. I know we lost our best kids we've ever had doing as a hero
But it's okay. You'd show that door who's boss is that thing loaded
No key, no key
We go try to kill mr. Collin to see it get all the weapons over there
Do we take the bombs with the macarons? They all have face-mask on.
Mmm, I don't, but we could probably take a scav on the way.
And then we could probably take a scav on the way, the Bing-Bang-Boom.
Yeah, boom!
I mean, let's see if they're there, and if they are, we'll go find a scav-
I mean, yeah, Bing-Bang-Boom.
Yeah, Bing-Bang-Boom, Bing-Bang-Boom.
I don't think we should attack them with our macarons, but this is a scouting mission.
You're scouting mission.
I
Also the value that we just lost yeah, I'm aware. I am aware
I'm a little
There they're there they're there. I heard them. I don't move
Okay, but they have the box there's don't know it's a box. It's much like the box hundred fifty percent
I see okay, okay, okay
We need to mmm. They all have face masks for sure. I don't know if all of them do I see three right here
I can see the guns
I don't know I don't know
Do you lure one out and then just just pelt them in the face with it. There's a grenade hold on. There's a grenade box right here
Okay, I got one grenade yeah, wait throw it from that side it'll close this door
So they have nowhere to go it'll screw it there AI because I'm closing it mid grenade for from this door over here
And the door is deep as you can into the middle where this door is okay, you know what you're throwing it
All right three two
I got at least one of them. Yeah, I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it again. Oh
Yes, yeah, I should be on what you know what nice work
Woo-hoo-hoo-woah!
I GOT TWO! I GOT TWO!
Aww, baby!
Come on now. Are they loot-able? Are they loot-able?
Aww, I don't...
Can you sneak one?
Awww, I don't think we can sneak one.
I don't think we can sneak one. No.
They look preeealy...
I don't see it.
...right in the middle.
I don't see him from my end.
There's one to my left. I can hear him.
Okay, shit.
Oh my God, if we had anything but a Mac womb...
Does he have a faceMASH? That's the,
that's the question.
Looking at him with you?
put my arm back on
wait
i might be able to grab this loot
no i mean we just
you got this you got this
i think i actually can
i think i'll retreat into the
oh shit no i can't
oh god there was one
fall back fall back fall back fall back
i'm gonna fall back i'm gonna fall back
oh
oh
jeez no
okay apparently i cancelled my
I still have my shirt on.
Twelve kids, somehow?
Okay, I might be able to just shoot this guy's arm.
Okay?
Here we go, here we go.
I'll lure him outside.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Pfft!
EEEE!
Oh, okay.
Okay, that didn't startle him, that didn't startle him.
Okay.
Well, I'm gonna try shooting his arm again, so he comes and gets us, okay?
Yeah, wait, if that didn't startle him, just fucking...
I know the guy, I know the guy, I hit him.
I got his arm on the top.
Oh.
Okay, is he in the he's in the he's in the pit
Oh God, oh yeah, he's heard me here. I see him. I see him. I see him
Okay, well, I'm gonna go look for something else. He's in the pit. He's in the pit. He's in the pit.
is under the weapon. Are you trying to take care of her? Okay. Wow, I got a Taz. No fucking way.
Is that you coming? Is that you coming? Come on in. Come on in. Taz, oh lord.
I have two packs of cigarettes we can smoke. Oh, we might need those, Mr. P.
Oh god, listen, if we can't win, at least we can die.
Relax.
Yeah.
Wait, what if I shoot their legs a couple of times in this bad boy?
Do I?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, let's do it before we're swarmed.
I
My bullets in the background I'm 28 then I might be able to just blast the face
Like baby, okay?
Three is that is that little three?
Double three guys
Yes, you must see my
you see him watch
you see him
oh he went to the right he went to the right
okay okay this is a delicate situation I'm gonna see if I can peek through this window
Yes, you wait well you went all the way I might be able to loot
It's always it's always sunny sunny there. It's always sunny in Alaska
It's a name of a TV show I think
Are you winning I think he's gone. We can do we can do you got four of them you killed four with that grade
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Shit.
Come on, come on.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Okay.
I got him. I got him.
I got him. We're good, baby.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Excellent. Excellent.
We're cooking. We're cooking.
We are back, baby. We are back.
Oh.
I got a back up
Prank I'm getting prank. This is a sick prank. Listen. I have a case of 23 with a strap 10
So I can actually probably do some damage to what if they're like right next to me. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we want a seven times eight. That's like oh
A thousand it's like a million. I think oh my god. Okay. Okay. That can definitely one time
who inner state internally at night
b
the
B
people
I'm not fooling around, I'm not fooling around.
I'm trying to get serious.
Oh my god, okay, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Alright, now we have to go, we have to go.
Oh, you got more 762 over here?
Oh, I'll come take a seat, I'll come take a seat.
Oh, hold on, I gotta switch, swap this armor too.
There's someone flashing right next to us, we gotta go get that guy.
Okay, okay, give me a sec, give me a sec, give me a sec.
I'm just, I'm getting this armor, don't you fucking touch it.
I'm not gonna touch it, I'm just taking the, I'm just taking the 762.
Oh
We're days
Back back already. Yeah. Yeah
We got poopy. We got poopy balls in this leader
Go go go
You move you just pay to take the killer for us
You buy it is trapped in Shrapp 10 is the super flesh ammo, right? It's like the highest up
I don't know if it's a hot somebody's 87 damage eight projectiles, which is
pretty good pretty good wait 87 that's like 640 or something that's really good
anyway give me the people you have 440 health that's 600 some damage I think
some other names oh per per per yeah propellant 87 times 8 oh that's yeah
Oh, yeah, do you shoot one time to death?
Easy peasy like
Easy peasy. It's what's your advice over here. So what's what?
It's coming up. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
It's just gotta shoot his cock off.
Many times.
Yeah, he the shots were over here the Swedish up the people would be fighting in the street with they
Oh
One shot one kill
What is that gus gavar mania?
We shall have them shoot one more time. Is that you shooting?
Yeah, yeah, that's me. That's me. That's me. I'm just getting this uh
Oh shot over towards that mailbox. I'm gonna go to the mail. I'm gonna miss it
You're like in mind I know
But there's food in here and I was gonna look and then I forgot to look at the food
We're dead. Come on. We're just gonna worry across the whole street. Where are you at? We're gonna die. I'm
I'm gonna die alone. You can die with loved ones around you on all sides. Oh
guys, I guess circle jerk
If that's what you want. I love one circle. You have to put it in your will you just have to put family circle jerk. Oh
My god
Okay, I'm here
I'm in the building. I'm in the building
Okay, I'm gonna just register though money money money
Do you mean just get your ass over here you dumb bitch?
I'm gonna die and you're gonna come over here die. It's gonna dissolve me for nothing. You can get your ass over here
Did you close all the door what oh you went down the main street
Okay, come through the back
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I just me sprinting down I'm gonna be
sprinting down the main hall got one
little 90 IPG down okay I'm right next
to you in the room next to you look at
the window I'm on the move
I
Was like a hundred be run. Oh my god
You shooting yeah, yeah got a couple got a couple I think we're good
Seeing my games crashing
Come on
You look kind of big boss
We wisely covering my eyes we do it. Do I not have a face mask on right now you do
I don't know but you have a face mask gone on my end.
Keep it hydrated, keep it healthy.
I don't know where those shots are, but I was like mid-freeze, so I don't really know where they are.
It's over here, it's over here.
Hopefully this specific one doesn't show.
It's part of the lore or something.
The key to lore.
Magic is probably.
Imagine those guys that come down from the lightning or oh, that's fairies. Those are fairies. Yeah, there's fair. Yeah
Oh, no, I'm a fairy DLC. Oh god. I bought that. I bought that was only
$999. Oh
I have a deal to steal. Oh
There's a bald person
What would say it all up all bald people must die
You gotta get them. Yeah. Oh, that's gonna be pissed. Oh, well, he's not like fully bald
He's like he's like it was like the middle way between bald and and and not bald
Which is actually worse than bald signs to their head
On the signs nobody lose
really
On the sides of there. I mean that would be I think a disease of some kind
You don't lose hair on the side of your head
No, male pattern baldness. It's that's a top. That's a that's a top kind of situation
really I mean I've never seen somebody that didn't have like alopecia or
whatever it's called alopecia that's the one you that's not a disease but
whatever it's called. It's like a thing.
Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
Genetic condition. Oh.
You can lose hair on the sides of your head without some kind of genetic condition.
So every bald person ever shaves their head every morning.
Yes. Oh my God. I did not know that. Actually.
Oh, is that a person? Is that a person? A clue?
Yeah, they got it.
Oh my god, I'm just looking for food on these scabs and it's just not for one day.
Come on, give me scabs, I have no-
I'm gonna get the punch, I'm gonna get the punch, buddy.
Wait, I see a guy.
Got him.
Alright, go, go, go, go, go!
K, K, K, right behind you.
Come on, come on.
Oh shit, they're in there!
Oh my god, come on here!
What, do you have a grenade?
Uh, uh, yes, yes, yes, he's on the gun, watch out, he's on the gun, be careful.
Throw the grenade, throw the grenade.
Oh!
Fuck!
Are you deer? No way peanut!
No way!
Darn it. Darn it.
You got this you got-
Perfect spot for a quick meal.
Oh
Just like we drew it up just like we drew it up
Okay
New plan. I got killed by pass match
New plan we cheap my guess old Gus new plan we cheap we cheap us
new plan cheating ready five sevens five sevens what do you think
uh oh is that gonna uh what if oh let's just make sure they qualify us uh i think we've already
lost i don't think we might have lost if you are credit both of our streams went down
that's true uh i admit it's been it's been a lot all right and they've probably honestly
It's probably because of them. They probably yeah if they sit there the goonies after us to the month the lackey is the only explanation
Honestly, well, let's do a quick macaron. Let's go. I know the perfect place to go the perfect place
But you guys stay you guys still with me, okay?
I'll stay I'll stay with you. No, you're not. No, no, I don't watch you
I want to look behind me just seven towns over looking for some croutons. I was not looking for croutons
I'm looking for big loot. I'm trying to win
Well, great work.
Can't wait if we don't loot.
Let's ride.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Let me tell you how this is going to go.
Listen, they have probably been looting their ass off,
getting very, very expensive small items.
Okay?
Right.
We will not beat them money-wise,
especially this late in the game.
So what we do is kill massive guys
that have huge guns,
so that we can make it appear
that we got tons of loot.
Cuz remember remember how he said we're gonna decide the winner. We're just gonna eyeball it in the spot where you put all the stuff
So if you just get a bunch of big guns
We'll just say we won and then leave
Okay gimmick muted himself again, and I guarantee you he was buying ammo. I
Guarantee you he was buying ammo. Oh my god
Sorry, I'm yeah, I
Didn't read myself. What were you doing when you made yourself good nothing
I didn't mean myself. I heard everything you said. I heard everything you said. It was very clear. Very clear. Very clear. That's good to hear. That is good to hear. That is great to hear. That's a bonus. That's a bonus.
Yes. What were we talking about again? Even though I heard you?
We have to get huge weapons. It looks like we won when we really didn't win. You mean?
Oh, yeah, I was just saying man. So next next time you need to come up. We should just stash everything go back to Macrof
Also, we were kind of done from the start the first rate energy found it mark key with millions of dollars
Well, no, no, no, it's not based off auction house based off traders
So it's something we decided alone after we
Well, I can hasn't be impossible
I got a bitch weird size, the rival of manz and I'm not taking a big just to buy
Taking a ring in the sky, robbing a maid bed and she do lines
I told her I guess it's fine, I'm just a payback but she fine
I can't better than shoes, she died, I can't better than shoes, she died
I can't believe they said we ain't seen bad
I'm coming at a bitch right at night
Guess I'm gonna take it in life
I don't play with no bands
If you call up me playin' for fun
Fuck a bitch for a better than you burn
You better stop it and know where you run
I fucked a bitch for a pack
No bitch, she's takin' my life
No bitch, what she doin' all that?
Fuck a bitch in the back of the carry
Fuck a bitch in the back of the learn
I don't give a fuck, bitch come back
Fuck a bitch back in the back
That's it again?
Need new intros?
D- that one came out like a week ago!
Well yeah, Mr. Captain shows my movie that he is wicked, bad, good, I'm bad!
And Mr. Zachophonk's my movie that he is wicked, bad, good, I'm bad!
Give my boys free save your mom watch. Oh wait give it we're gonna die right here
ready three two
I don't know who that is
And I told you the curse is still a thing. Oh, good
No, it's not no, it's done. You're lying. You're lying
Well, I just have a pretty good life and I got I got some cool
I got a cool thing. You're a boy. You're our guy. If you can't do it. No one can that's right. That's right
All right, all right, all right. Okay, you got to get the holy fucking shit
Talk, I was banned from the discord a day after joining. What?
Everyday down to get this safe this guy had everything we needed had a salea kid fully automatic weapon food water and a key called
necro necrus farm
pharmacy key
Dude, I need you to come to the safe. There's a why an axle and a badge. What?
What's in here? Oh, yeah, I don't show but they have vase and axle and a badge
Oh shit, you're on me so mommy
I'm gonna go around I'm gonna go around. I don't know if there's one. It could be just one. It could be just one
But I got one for sure
I think it's him. I don't see nothing
I get first games I get first games
Yeah, take what you want, but it's the gear we got this back
Who other days the bad the badge of the Hoosie?
He doesn't have back back. Oh, thank God. I have my ship. You have my back. You have my back
That's practically. Oh my god. He's practically naked. He's literally naked
The fuck dude this guy just came in naked
Shoot you I
Don't even know how he shot you that's weird. That is weird
Where'd you get all that stuff on you? Where'd you get all that armor?
Hey wait wait wait, right here!
Let's just-
I mean she means to have the ammo on this guy.
John, there's another guy in the head. All right, I-
You-you talked to Nikita.
Uh, I could not believe you just told all my shit.
I-I EARNED THAT!
I EARNED THAT LOOP!
Here, let-let-let's-let's trade, let's trade, let's trade.
Is your choose Rob to do?
You do?
AKU out?
Hey, you know what? Fuck you, I want you to live-
I want you to live with the consequences. I want you to know you're evil.
No, no, no, no!
No, no, don't mind me!
Give me the bag!
No, no, don't mind me!
Don't make it a fair trade!
Give me the bag!
No, don't mind me, boss!
Wait, did he actually have a backpack?
No, he didn't. I can't take this shit.
Where's your safe bag?
Can you reload my fucking magazine?
Where's your safe bag?
Dropping it on the ground.
It's in there, it's in there.
Where?
Oh, I see it.
Right there.
Oh, I got it.
I should've just told me it was right here.
Where's she?
Hello, that nurse.
I don't know that. I'm out of bars
Got it
Go right to come on we're spending right to come on we're not stopping we're not stopping for food
When I said but from water we're not something to look at the birds
We're not without taking a pity your bird
No, it's like a one out of ten birds lives left on the planet we can stop it look at the bird
But other than that would not stop me looking at birds
A tin-toed, uh, tin nippler. Oh my god. Oh the blue-footed boobie. Oh
my god. Oh my god
The blue the blue
The blue the blue blue blue blue sea
Oh
Oh, the tent...the tent...oh, god...
The tent toad.
The tent toad down.
The blue bastard.
Yeah, the...oh.
The ten-footed piece of crap.
The ten-footed piece of crap are very, very...
That's the one out of ten left in the world, dude.
Very rampant.
Very rampant.
Very, very rampant.
Very rampant.
They're about to go extinct.
I
Keep it beat this up guys definitely somebody in the street and it sound like a scam though
Would you have a great? Yeah, okay?
Go over there throw that come on
Kill that scam
I
Think he's here at least here
He's moving I used to move it
I'll think about yeah, I'll be easier either
She's always
We got some e-new gin
Nice cold beer.
Very exciting.
Okay.
Alright.
Hmm.
Two.
Wha-
Wha-
What you think?
Oh.
Yeah.
Hey, let me get rid of him.
Shut it.
Where is he?
I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
I-
Yeah, apparently you're really attracting a lot of attention. I'm packing mags. I'm packing mag. Who's this here?
Who's this? It's me!
Here, here, here, here, here, come here, come here, come here.
What are you doing? Take the armor, take the armor.
Okay, okay, you take my armor.
Come on, come on, there's so much shit in this house.
Come on, come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, what the hell?
Mr. Wrigley.
Got him, got him, got him.
Quick, quick, quick.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
Okay, hold on.
I just got sniped behind us.
I got two broken legs.
Oh
Right when we left okay and player shows up. Yeah, okay
All right, don't don't worry. Don't worry, but you give me guy. I will revenge you. I will revenge you
You got
You are you sure you can stop by a scab?
100% I got shot by that guy.
110%
Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna go there, I'm gonna keep him in the business.
I'm gonna go there, oh shit.
What?
Did he step on a landmine?
And that's why you don't mess with the buggy later
Kill the buggy later. Oh have fail
Nobody can defeat me. I am in my prime
Shit.
Oh, hey, you get back here!
You get back here, young man!
Reload!
What's that? After reload, give me a second, pause!
Wait, can we pause?
Are we pausing?
Are we- do we pa- wait, are we pausing?
Are we- are we- are we still going?
Oh, shit!
We're native in the way of somebody else.
Oh, shit dude, this is a shit shot.
Oh! Everybody is calm down!
Oh no!
Look how many people are there, what the hell?
How many people are here?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Shit versus ass.
Do not sit versus ask me right now, okay? Do not I'd like to bullets. I like to bullets
Tim the tap it what hello
Hello, are you still alive?
Che! Che! Che! Che! Che! Che! Che! Che! Che! Good Che! Che! Che! You shut up!
Idiot
Fuck you
Did you get someone
Good work
Okay, I'm gonna come kill you now is that okay
All right, okay. All right, just stay right there. Oh, I'm gonna come kill you. I stand still
Oh, and that's how you do it.
There's a good thing.
That is how, oh, there's still one more.
Okay, fantastic, fantastic.
Ah, ah, all right, all right.
There's just a never ending line of people that I hear.
They kill me, fantastic, fantastic.
Okay, did this guy use, okay, we're so dead serious.
This guy didn't kill me because he genuinely
I had zero bullets left between four magazines.
I can't even upgrade from that kill!
He has no bullets!
Are we serious?
Are we so dead serious?
Are we serious?
Oh my God.
We can head set up, grade.
Upgrade!
We use the plan which is gonna come in,
this guy will click and then I'm gonna
the other guy oh my god he's fucking huge holy crap he's my son
that was but he got a little frisky there but he got a little frisky right
Here
Now we wait I wish you luck. I'm gonna go pee and cry on my toilet
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It has no ammo?
Raya!
I've got the S.A.P. for baby.
Maybe we can go in my position.
What?
Oh, I do see that on the left side. Hold on.
You know, there's bullets on the right side.
You guys shut up over there!
This bullet's on the right side.
Is he coming?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh god!
Hold!
Hold!
Hold!
Hold!
Whee!
Wheeee!
Wheeee!
Wheeee!
Whee!!!
Hooooooaud!!
Oh
Stupid bitch
I
Know what that p.m. C go let me take a little peep
Didn't see me down there no more
Is why is everyone poor? Everyone's so poor and ugly
Wait a minute, we can use these bags inside the MBR.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, alright.
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute, just a minute.
Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. Some may write hold on wait a minute. Hold on wait a minute
Some may write hold on wait wait wait wait hold on
Wait a minute. Hold on that
I'm so sorry
Sorry don't say I'm not saying about that. I already know I already know to say about that
I'm so sorry guys. I'm not even lying to you. I was sit. I was sit there
I heard the tank. I was I was thinking in my mind
I was over the side of the street
The lap enough and I was hearing it coming and then it got really close
I was like hold on let me just do a quick double check just a quick double check and
Well, it was well, and well, and then it was as well. It was right there. It was right. Okay
But guys and we all make mistakes in the heat of passion you make mistakes in the heat of passion sometimes
It's a little rain, gentlemen, it's a little rain.
Give it. Oh God. Oh God. Okay, guys, listen, we're gonna lie to gimmick.
We're gonna lie to gimmick. We're gonna tell him we went down a glorious battle.
We're gonna tell it. Listen, guys, I need everybody's help.
We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna listen. Are you everybody's help?
We're gonna, we're gonna, listen, this is what we're gonna do.
When gimmick gets back, we're gonna lie to him.
We're gonna tell him there was five PMCs and we went down a glorious battle.
Glorious battle. There was, we won all, we took down three of them
And the other and the and the last two were hacking and that's how they kill us
Everybody help me. I need everybody to help me
Oh my god
You could just get my macarons gonna get hold on just gonna get my macarons here hold on now
Okay, hold on. Okay. Just a quick macarons there we go
Just a quick macaron. There we are. No big deal. No big deal. There we are. No big deal.
We're just gonna forget that happened. We're just gonna forget that happened. It's a thing of the past.
It happened so long ago. There's really no reason to even talk about it. There's really no reason to even talk about it.
There's no reason to talk about it. It's in the past. All right, let's ride!
I'm back.
Welcome back, Mr. gimmick.
I went down swinging. I went down in glorious battle. There was three PMC's. Yes.
There was three PMC's on the block. No, five PMC's on the block. I killed three of them.
And the other two got me after I killed three of them.
Why is my chat saying you got ran over by a tramp?
as they're lying.
One good.
One good. One good.
You're being one guy. You're being one guy.
That is...
That's a one guy situation.
Yeah.
No, that happens.
That can happen.
That's a one guy situation.
That's a one guy situation.
You're getting one guy.
That literally didn't happen.
They told me while you were gone
that they're going to play a prank on me
and they're going to tell you that that's what happened
when in reality that's not what happened.
They saw me do so good
good that they wanted to bring me down, drag me down and lie to you about it.
Yeah, I mean, it's difficult. Yeah. Very typical. Very good. Yeah.
Good work, guys. Good work. Yeah. Good work, pal.
I have a great accomplishment out there. I killed a bunch of PMCs and you just
try and make me look like an idiot.
I thought I was more to the left of the street than I really was.
I'm going to pull up a clip here someone said you probably just ran.
I was just a random clip.
Let me hold on.
Let me hold on.
Let me see what you're seeing.
Let me see what you're seeing.
Yeah, you coming in?
Yeah, I'm going to come on in.
Do you mind?
You mind if I just come on in?
Yeah.
You mind if I come on in?
Okay.
Okay.
Come on in.
Yeah.
is that it's that's from discord it's I think my 50 90s literally the audio is
defective and I don't know how I could send this back since it was just me from
star forge anyway let's check this out it's okay just know that this is AI
that's all you know what you can see the sore water mark in the bottom right
you can see guys if you look very closely this is sore water mark in the
bottom right the bottom right yes very closely this is sort of what am I in the
bottom right bottom right
You know the truth now you know the truth now all right, and I'm gonna need you to take that secret to your grave
I'm gonna need you to take that secret to your grave. You understand I'll never listen. I'll never tell us all
Actually, I just realized upon watching that video. I stepped into the tank instead of away from the tank actually
Which I didn't raised it. I raised it. I embraced it. I embrace it takes them take some balls
You know what I said no, you know what I said I said you you cannot come to me
You cannot talk to me. I am far more powerful. I am far more Bob. That's what you know, that's what I meant to step
To read toward the tank. I'm that I did on purpose right because I wanted to show him that it was I who was in control
It was I
That's right and that street is very misleading and it's with very misleading. It's a very misleading
street with wet. Mr. Gibby, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, no, it's, there's a lot of accents that happen right there.
And I feel like, I think they're getting the city involved.
Yes, that obviously has to be paved differently.
That has to be paved differently.
That, yeah, that street is deceivingly unwide.
Deceivingly unwide, you understand?
Yeah. Yeah. And it's dangerous. It's dangerous. The city's fall. It's really, it really is. It really is.
Honestly, I think you got a lawsuit on your hand. I've got my seat. I'll be rich. Yeah, damn right I do.
I need to speak to the mayor. I need to speak to the mayor at once. I think that I think you've got,
I think you got a case here, Mr. Peanut. Oh, damn right I do. Damn right I do. Where's the crosswalk
at, huh? Where's the crosswalk at? Where's the stop signs? Why do you engage his brakes?
Speak about the Odyssey. Have you have we given that have we breathalyzed that man? Have we breathalyzed to be judge?
No, I mean that's guaranteed that driver was drunk. I mean either drunk or a murderer cuz I mean you were right there
100% 100%
100%
Hmm, black and pedestrian safety is just starting absolutely absolutely absolutely
By the way, I'm pretty sure a DTS went off doing that that wanted me to wish a happy birthday. Was that correct?
I don't know if I actually did that but 90% of the DTS is our fucking cameo
So was that was that what happened? Was there a DTS for a birthday doing that?
mmm
Tiananmen Square
What?
Oh, wait, that was literally, oh my God, dude.
You're literally a hero.
I am.
I am a hero.
I am.
I'm a hero.
I'm a hero.
You're a hero.
Yes, I am.
I should be revered.
I should be revered for standing up against the Russian.
That's right.
Take that, Putin.
Take that.
Take that.
You may crush my body with your tank, but you cannot crush my spirit.
That's right. Damn right. Am I right boys? Am I right? Absolutely. Absolutely.
Oh, Mr. Weeds, well, my boy, good man, good man. Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy. Let's ride.
I was there.
We
This guy's tricky
The hell is this guy made up
Yeah, yeah, there we go come down nice and easy
I think there's another scab somewhere I'm gonna go hunt him down real quick
Oh, yeah, all these can be noticed
Oh
Should we go through the front? Yeah, oh my god. There's a bunch of scabs of sparger though. Yeah, I should get to the front
Yeah, go to the front
Or hold on hold on. I there's a bunch of scabs of sparger
I need to go kill a scaven sparger and get their kid
touch good touch good touch good
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I heard a bunch of scabs yelling over here
Yeah, I'm back
Go on go on
Okay, make sure I can loot him without getting sniped
You cannot you cannot
Okay
Beautiful
The snipers have helmets, cuz it's actually really good flesh damage.
No, I don't think they do.
Because the snipers have helmets?
Yeah, I'll just probably take them out with the macaroon.
The cheese man.
He wants out a cake.
Yes, but no, no, no, no.
50-50 not easily no.
They don't, they don't, they don't.
I mean, I don't have a farmer.
I
Put down with another one get regular, okay?
We have you a kick about more there's more back. Okay, come on
Jesus, okay, I found him I found him you wake up. I got what I need
He's out of the gun! He's out of the gun!
He's out of the... Oh shit! He's out!
Thank you.
You guys powerful he dead already believe me I believe in you
God I got the guy that's good. Yeah, I believe in you. You got this. Oh shit
You got
Where are you? Where are you?
It's complicated
I
Need magazine
Okay, all right very chill by chances the bullet from the macros go 400 meters above where you're shooting
I'm not that I know of okay, it sounds heinous that might be another trick in the key to all right. I got I'm coming
Are you in the back fighting the scabs or did you go in the front left? I'm in the front
I'm in the front with a green green boxes
I've killed you so far
Yeah, he's what else is we're gonna have to definitely find it for the back
Come on instead with the other side definitely five hundred percent
Give it I need you here now
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. There's just scabs in my way
So what kind of this guy has come on be something that's not shit. I killed Garzy here just come on
Okay, okay, I'm coming
WBC is the back hundred percent come on is dead in front of me and I kill him
I'm coming. I got the gavs had the literally worst gear you could possibly have, but I'm
coming.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
I see you. Come on. I see you. Come on.
Shhh.
Is he right again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's me. It's me.
I'm, I'm, I'm on this box over here.
Okay.
Box over here.
OK.
I don't know what to do.
What do we do?
I hear you.
I hear you.
We wait.
We wait.
We wait.
These might be this box.
I'm not going to stand a chance.
You might be in this box on the left.
Yes, yes.
That's real PMC.
Real PMC.
Is there a little bit?
Are you in Lexus right now?
No.
Okay
You see that green box on the left?
I see you, I see you, I see you.
Okay, I'm right behind you.
Come on, James!
He's still dead! He's hurt! He's hurt! He's hurt!
Right next to you.
Come on, James!
Oh, that's all I got.
That's all she wrote.
He's hurt! He's hurt! He's hurt!
I see you! Push him! I see you! Push him! He's hurt!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
She said one of the guard guns.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, PPS6.
Hey, bitch boy!
Easy, easy.
These men live sent, marry many men.
Oh god.
Monday, Mr. Nut, may we start a silly stream with a jolly jam session?
Oh god.
The vibes, of course, the vibes.
Oh, perhaps, say the perhaps, say the perhaps, say...
Witness man!
We're a witness him!
That's the wrong box!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
He's stupid!
I'm the plan!
I don't see color
That was the craziest thing that's ever happened to me, so I don't good luck
I just got deleted
It was not this scab that was running on top of the of the thing up there
We see you killed you what just happened
You got killed by Dodd yeah, I
Guess sniper scab then possibly I don't that was great. I
Don't know
Everybody's saying Sniper.
You did sound like one shot.
I see him up there, yep.
Where are these guys? Where are these guys going? Where are these guys coming from?
from oh I see don't ya don't you worry don't get down don't get down let me see it
Oh
Barakana
Woo in 39 pen damn either they might be this type of bullet for this type of guy. That's good. That's really good
Okay. All right. Word. Word, word, word. Very cool. Very cool. Understandable. Have a great day. Have a great day, sir.
Understandable. Have a great day. Have a great day, sir.
Oh, a grenade launcher! That's nice. Oh, that's nice.
Oh, hold on, now. Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute, now. Hold on. Wait
a minute, now. Hold on, now. Hold on. Wait a second, now. Hold on. Wait a minute, now.
wait a minute now hold wait hold on now we just one second now hold on holding hold on now wait
wait hold on wait one hold on wait one minute now i can't hold on anymore i can't hold on now wait
hold on we hold hold on now wait one minute i can't do it anymore i can't do it anymore i can't
hold wait hold on now wait hold wait hold on now wait a minute wait hold on
wait a minute now
Very tasteful very light
We're gonna need this oh my god. Oh my god
I got a big one I got a big one
This is probably the last we you got to get out this is it
It's a 1030 CT.
Okay, okay, I'm coming up, coming up, coming up.
Wait, hold on, I'm just gonna loot Caban's pockets as well,
because he might have some juicy stuff as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he's got a rumpus on him. He's got a rumpus, huh?
Oh, he's rumpin'.
Oh, he has literally nothing. Okay.
Let's leave!
Oh, party group!
Die!
This thing gives up to your face so slow.
Holy what the hell?
Are you seeing this, you like?
My arms are made of pudding.
What the hell is that?
Oh my god, these are the weeds.
Is it the ergo?
70.8th? But that's not like, that's bad, but it ain't...
Whatever the hell this is.
That's bad, yeah.
That is tough Jesus Christ, he's the wings
You're also fat
Minda by my my extra
Those aren't those are scabs very easy just brush right into it. What's it go right in? Yeah, push right into them
Okay, all right, I'm on the way!
On the way!
Yeah.
Those are easy scabs, it's not even a big...
Okay.
You sure? Are you sure?
Ah, dude.
I have never been more sure of anything in my life.
Okay.
Alright, fine.
Alright, let's RIDE!
Eh!
Yeah.
Those are scabs shooting at scabs.
It's a new feature.
New patch. Yeah, Nikita just posted on Twitter, new patch, scabs, shoot scabs.
Oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, you really, that thing does not like me.
That thing does not like me.
That thing, that, that's what I was saying!
That, that VTR driver has it out for me!
That VTR driver has it out for me!
Two times! Two times back to back!
That beat you. I'm sorry. That beat you. I drive is a peanut racist a peanut racist and Ray Brit fair more like and Ray
Races oh god. Yeah. Yeah, and Ray
Got a
Clam that guy is let me tell you something that's a piece of shit right there. What a piece of crap a
piece of crap
Oh
Ladies and gentlemen, excellent rain
Well, I got that big quick. You think you need that same as
The Bitcoin yeah, I actually do it. He told us that I mean
We had an insane amount of loot
we didn't get out letting stash an insane amount of loot but we had an insane
amount of loot. But this is what I got from our our three hours of zero to
heroes. I was just not bad, not bad, not too jabby, not too jabby. I would say
that's pretty good. You know I got out with the little
this and a little that for sure it could have been it could have been better
are they out of their raid all right let's go let's go up let's go up let's
see let's go let's go talk to what's going on hey guys hi are you guys out
Yeah, how's your BTR experience tonight, buddy?
That might be the hardest I've laughed at a clip of you ever when you just go
You guys you don't even know that happen, but I just I just died of the BTR again
Wait, you got hit by it again. No, I know this time was the guy this time
I know that's what I'm saying
He's after me guys. He's after me
Did you have you guys get a lot of looter do we win?
Yes, okay, I say we I say we you know what let's make this easy
name the most expensive item you've got and whoever has the most expensive item won
it's way easier it's way easier it's way easier give me back give me back give me back give me back
Yeah, that's sound that sounds that sounds good. That's a good idea. That's a pretty good idea
That is not what you said from the beginning. Oh, yeah, yeah
Hold on. I say we put it on to fence and see how much it racks up to we don't have to sell it to fence
But we see how much it racks up to that way everything can go in there
Well first let's do my idea and only your idea no average up. Okay. I have a Linux
Double that eggs
Gigi what's your budget
Gigi I don't know like a zuck armor
Honestly used to be like
700,000
Well, and we'll count it as 700,000. Okay. Well then bitcoins on the flea used to be a million
It only counts for us. Oh, I like that you guys
Okay, let's add it up on fence. Let's add it up defense and see what's cracking lacking. Okay
Okay, I'm putting everything we got in defense right now. Okay. I'm not gonna fit. Oh shit
Okay, let me just shove it in there just shove it in
What's nudge issues not in her head all the night. Oh, that's like a hundred thousand pretty good
Oh for any math hold on
I have a problem though, because I can't fit everything on fence.
Yeah, I'm doing it in chunks, I'm doing it in-
Okay, mine is 6.5 million.
Everything on fence?
Yes, yes.
What?
Did you say 6.5 million dollars to fence, easily.
easily I had a I had 1.2 billion okay all right I say million I've been
trillion 6.5 trillion I I can't fit everything in defense just got 307
Jam it spit on it 307,000 plus
okay so I got four I got about I got literally like 400,000 okay so we have 1
1.05 no 1.0. Yeah 1.05 billion total between me and gimmick
What do you guys got? Oh wait wait?
No, no, sorry I got 200 K and cash out as well so that's
606.7 and a labs keycard and is he hold on 606
Plus hold yeah
plus 32 so 638 K in on fence 638 we had 1.3 billion I have 552,000 but you did
What do you do? What do you
have?
I'm still a rack. You know,
hold on. I hope it's a bunch
more than me. Um so
everything to fence would be
1.2 1,212,297.
No.
Unfortunately, no dude
Unfortunately
I'm gonna get a butthole the entire time
Because we should butthole right now
Please use the fuck up. No meds only to begin. You've played dirty here with this John. I have not ever actually
Oh, oh, well, yeah, that'll happen. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. I will even though we had more money
I will give the point to Genji and John.
So, yes, you're selfless, generous I am, very generous, very generous, you are welcome, you
are welcome, but, but, this next round counts as two points, how many hours is this next
round?
It's still two in the morning.
Okay, well, got a surprise for you Genji.
This next round counts as two points and it's a final round so everyone's this one will have two points
Plus what they already have and that will decide who wins
Yeah
Yeah
Okay, that's the wait hold on. Let me saw myself do okay, be a gimmick. I'm gonna go back and we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna
Change it up the rules. We're changing up the rules now. Yeah, let's let's solidify it. Yeah, let's solidify it
Okay, so okay, so we can use five sevens. You guys have these macarons
times. Excuse you. Sorry, I don't make the rules. I'm just, I'm just upholding them. I'm
just up and making them at the game. So, you have to put me on a crutch. No, no, no,
we plus on a crutch. Also, I think that's the opposite meaning of the way crutch. Okay,
all right. You want to find a fine but but fine. You guys use five sevens as well,
We get one point for letting you guys do it.
Okay, so it's one to one.
No.
Okay.
Listen, guys, I'm being very fair.
I'm being very generous.
I'm being very selfless and generous.
You're getting that, yeah.
Okay, so it's one to one.
I mean, that's safe.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And it's one to one and everyone can use five sevens.
Good, all right, keep running.
Thank you, guys.
I'm I'm quitting about an hour
I really hope that we get in the same rate rate, and I just fucking whack you
Okay, all right, okay
Okay, give it give it this time
Really, we really died deep we died deep you're mean
We switch up to my strategy completely, we don't even go to the same map as you went to.
I'm literally going to ignore all of the stream problems I'm having, I'm going to lock in.
Honestly, I'm just going to pretend everything's fine.
I'm going to pretend everything's fine.
Good, yes, just put a smile on your face.
I've been in my head since this goddamn game started.
And it's been inhibiting me, but now it's gone.
You come to peace with it, you lie to your chakras.
No, my chakras are way...
I thought 20,000 remotes in my butt.
How far off were they from us?
I don't know.
We probably won that.
Because there's 20,000.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You think we were 20,000, huh?
It's possible. It's possible. It's possible.
It's possible.
Yeah, everybody's saying you were only...
You were 19,000 away from beating him.
We're 19,000 away from beating him.
Peanut, with that 20,000 you won.
But that $20,000 you won peanut you were $90,000 away everyone's saying that right now. I would say that people are
They are good at math. They are very good math. Okay, so Lee so now we have two points. It was zero points. Oh
Well, let's not tell them that's I tell them
Let's not tell them but we know we know guys we know that's what matters. That's what mm-hmm
That's what matters. That's what matters absolutely absolutely
Okay, okay. All right, grab your 5-7. Grab your 5-7. It's time to get serious. Oh, we're doing we really are doing 5-7. So
Yeah
If I don't have 5-7 surely like a glock with extended mag
We use my wife 5-7. Oh, I can't yeah, okay
This is the called the flea market in Tarkov. Have you ever seen him before?
yeah but everything's so fucked now on the flea market now
oh I bet you I can't buy it do I bet you can if you just believe hard enough if
you're hard enough I can't buy one
Hey
Oh wait, I'm already in the loading speed
We're just wishing you a new loading speed that one is under construction which would you do a new loadage you guys?
That one. There's a lot of work being done on it Peter productions that they're working out they're working on it
For a nut can in your ass nine free slots for nails bolts we had a nut can which a nut can
is that a thing you buy SS 190 maybe I don't know if you can't physically no okay
oh L191 is 33 pen fantastic fantastic apparently there's a can that you can
put your butt the holes nine like screws and stuff I can't even what there's a
can that you can craft from the hideout and you can put it in your butt it's a
nine slaughter flag bolts and nuts and screws oh shit I didn't know that
existed mean either first I'm hearing of it only thing oh should we just ask
value no what's too fancy did you kind of have the great idea that's pretty good
idea that's a good idea all right I'm ready you got me so just for a quick
I gotta get a quick salute, just give me a quick salute.
Oh, that makes me-
Oh, okay.
Let's- Alright!
Hold on! Wait for me! Hold on! Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me, guys!
Come on now. Wait for me. Wait for me. Wait for me now. Wait for me now.
Oh, now we ride. Maybe she'll give it.
She'll give it?
She'll give it.
She'll give it.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
Oh, Mr. Killshop, I'm gonna take this one good man,
good man.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Oh, Mr. Gimmick.
Oh, Mr. Gimmick.
Oh, Mr. Gimmick.
Oh, Mr. Gimmick, are you there?
Oh shit, get a gig so I can see you right here.
He's fined by, he's massive, he's massive, he's fined by.
No don't run, don't run, he's to the left right here.
You see those smokes?
I see him, I see him, I see him.
He's running away from us.
He's running at full speed away from us.
All the way at the other end.
You can see him.
He was straight through his window.
Who's he smoking for?
Is it Black Division?
I don't know, I don't know.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
Hey, here he is, here he is.
100%, 100%, 100%.
Oh
Yeah, okay this guy's this guy's incredible this guy's incredible. He's gonna kill us 100%
These feet fly around like a premature over there. Oh, no
I hear
I
K broke one of their legs
Yeah, it's grenade me perfectly
Well, oh no a revenge you don't do we give it one of those legs is broken. Oh
All right, see you guys
Perfect
All right, well, you know, okay listen, I'm not gonna lie to you the first second I saw that guy just
just whipping around I knew we already did I mean nobody expected any different
right there that was that was that was that was okay yeah that was that was
okay this guy has track suit and his prestige for level 33 with 2,000 hours
this guy has been literally he bought this game and has played eight hours a
day ever since he started ever since you started Jesus Christ Jesus Christ you
didn't even try oh oh oh give it we didn't even try
yeah we didn't even try I did it yeah I didn't even I wanted to die I was like
You know what, being alive, so overrated.
You, how did you, are you sure, did you hold on?
Are you sure?
No, we caught on to us.
Did you really catch on to us?
Wait a second, is he onto our scheme?
Wait a minute, our secret?
Wait a minute, hold on now.
Wait, hold on, wait a second, wait, oh God.
Don't tell anyone though, don't tell anyone.
Don't tell anyone, don't tell anyone.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I'm about $5 if you don't tell anyone, please. Oh my god
Wait mean hold on the two naked guys with the five sevens against two gentlemen who are
Literally addicted to the game and are obviously incredibly good with max gear meta loot and grenades
We and we didn't kill them but there's only one conclusion metal metal
Loot meadow loot meadow loot. There's only one conclusion. There's only one conclusion. It's that we didn't try
Wait hold on now great to make a guy with pistols against two incredibly
good guys at the game who are obviously very skilled with meta gear and
Meta loot and they have grenades and we died. Oh, no, there's only one
explanation wait a second he cracked the cage wide open wait hold on hold on wait
hold on wait hold on I gotta you want to say this on no I hold on this is inside
of me hold on I'm gonna pirate software this hold on wait a second two guys right
with pistols I'm just I'm drawing a diagram so we can all understand two guys
with pistols okay all right no armor and the naked okay versus two ginormous
men with huge armor and giant guns okay hold on basically I'm running the
numbers I'm running the numbers hold on right the numbers I'm running through
algorithm hold on wait a second and wait if we didn't kill them equals didn't try try okay hold on
wait a second send it is this it hold on do we got this keys white wait hold on we're cracking this
case wide open send it send it we are cracking this case wide open guys hold on wait a second wait
one minute wait one minute wait a second hold on i have to study this diagram just a little longer
Hold on. Okay, those guys, those guys, okay, didn't, you didn't try. Okay, didn't try.
Okay, all right. Okay, I'm gonna save this for later. This obviously requires more investigation,
much more investigation. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Okay, we're, guys, we'll save that for later.
We'll save that for later. Oh, wait, oh, wait. Also, also with bombs, with, right, they had,
They had bombs, okay, lots of them, 50x, okay, didn't try, hold on, wait a second, is everybody
understanding?
Should we just write this down?
Should we write this down?
Is everybody got it?
Hold on, wait a second, didn't try, okay, didn't try, I'm gonna double underline it.
Uh, I don't know, are you taking notes?
Got it, boss?
Okay, got it, okay.
We'll revisit that later.
Dude, there's literally no other possibility.
There is no other possibility.
It's right there in our face.
How do we not see it?
How do we not see it?
Well, next round, what if we tried?
I'm in.
I am in.
Did you hear that, guys?
I'm in.
Oh my God, dude. We might have unlocked something here.
Holy crap. This could be huge.
This guys do not tell any other anyone else about this. This is our idea. This is our idea. This is this is actually huge
This is actually huge. Holy crap. Give it. You wouldn't do you promise you won't tell anyone, right? I
Won't I'm not even filming right now. Oh my god. Okay. Keep this on the down low. Keep this look. Yeah, okay. Yeah
Yeah, it's okay. Okay. Look. You guys guys. Yes. You have to promise you won't tell anyone
Yeah, you guys have to promise really keep it low key. Okay. You gonna
Okay, you guys, okay, okay, okay.
We gotta keep this super low key, we gotta keep this super low key.
This is a certified low key situation.
Certified, I'm saying, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The god of tricks.
Low key, the god of tricks?
Maybe that's another clue.
Maybe that's another clue.
Maybe low key can help us find that guy's missing.
Quamizow!
You dumb motherfucker, are you stupid?
Are you a stupid person?
Are you a stupid person?
We didn't try!
We're facing Zeus, the God of Thunder!
With a bow and arrow!
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you smoking croc?
We didn't try.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
David beats Goliath?
Well, okay, that's true.
Okay, that is true.
Ethan are 24 cent can you call clokey boss who's still blocked?
Omni-man needs you to stream with him soon. Oh
My I'm right on out of here right on it. What do you see boys?
I said, what does he or or just who?
This David be cool does David be cool. I
So no, I I don't know do that disease
Move on dude. No you don't want? No. No I'm not.
We're going back to the drawing board. We're going back to the drawing board. I'm about to go into a game.
Not anymore. I'm not moving on. I'm not moving on. We're back to the drawing board. We're back to the drawing board.
I'm not moving on anywhere. Back to the drawing board. Let's study it a little longer.
I was about to go into a raid? Not any longer. Not any longer.
Let's take a look. Let's take a closer look at what went down.
Okay, let's see. Wait, wait, wait. Can I recommend something? Go ahead. Go ahead. Maybe drop a mess paint give us a visual
I that's what I've been doing this whole time. Well, I really have it on my screen
That's what we that what do you?
You see that Brassimus is a curious mind. Socrates, Einstein, all ridicule in the generation.
Genius isn't known until later when it is too late. And Brassimus has a curious mind.
He wants to learn. He wants to see what happened. What happened in this scenario. What went
down what what really happened that day on round zero what happened what happened that day what
happened that day last miss i swear to you this i swear to you this i will get to the bottom of
this it's not enough most more not enough circles okay couple more circles one more circles couple
more circles so i change up the color of the circles is two red circles red circles red circles
Oh, it's two green circles. Green circles? Okay, does this help us?
Green or red?
Christmas colors.
It was Christmas!
It was Christmas!
It's not that we didn't try it, but it was Christmas!
That's why we lost!
Wait, hold on now.
Wait a second.
It was Christmas all along.
It was Christmas the whole time.
Now the pieces are coming together.
Now, we get to the bottom of this whole thing.
You understand?
I think I'm starting to understand.
That was Santa Claus.
It was Santa.
That's how he was flying.
He was donned and Blixen and Vixen and Blizzard
and the one famous one of all, Rudolph,
the the deer rid up and that's root off the racist and that's how that guy was
flying because he was in his sleigh and he and he and it and it and he picked him
up and Santa can fly and that's it's something we didn't try is that it was
I'm just sitting on the other team.
That's what happened, gimmick.
That's what happened.
That's what happened.
That makes sense to me.
That's what happened.
That's what happened.
Solved it.
You cracked this case wide open.
You cracked this case wide open.
Miss Yubu, would you like to join us?
Oh, I had your stream up.
I've still been messed with.
I keep saying I'm gonna ignore it
and just put what I can.
I can't it's all conspiracy. It's all conspiracy. It's a whole conspiracy. I'm accepting they're ready to go ready to play already
No, we're going back to the drawing board
Just know I want to I'm not going in out of you fuck you fuck you sir
Let's go back to the board that's how I'm thinking
Guys, we'll revisit that I'll save that when we visit that at a later time. We're what we are this close
We're cracking that case wide open this close this close. We will be there. We will be there
Wait, I don't think his name was paid off it was it was Rudolph wasn't it?
the the the the reindeer with the red nose
hmm
oh well give it a good
Let's RIDE!
another map. I was gonna do a map we haven't done before.
That's okay, this is the way. This is the way.
You gotta post it up. You gonna tell my boss?
Then you post it up.
Gimmick, I can no longer hear you.
It's doing that glitzy interview, son, just going,
oh my God, I'm so sorry about the night
you're having Gimmick.
I'm so sorry about the night you're having boss.
I would not wish this on my worst enemy.
I would not wish this on my worst enemy.
I can hear some glimpses of you.
I hear like a couple glimpses.
I can't quite understand what you're saying, but I can hear glimpses of you, a couple glimpses.
I'd be losing my mind right now if I was going like, oh my God, I'd be so pissed.
It would be so bad.
I can hear very small glimpses of you gimmick.
Very small glimpses.
What are you a macarab?
You big?
Oh shit.
Okay, no, I'm sorry.
Oh!
Sorry, okay.
Can you hear me again?
I can hear you in game, yes.
What the fuck?
Ah!
Drag me into Discord in like two seconds.
Got it.
Yeah, got it.
Yeah, got it.
Oh, shit.
What's going on?
Oh, shit.
It was a scab, it was a scab!
You see that gimmick?
No, you're lagging very bad, I'm so sorry Jacob, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god.
He's not a happy camper, he is not a happy camper.
Take it easy on him, take it easy on him boys, take it easy on him boys.
Take your time gimmick, take your time.
I
Is a bit of packing here we go I work back
Right of a channel, I don't know that would make a difference
Well
Oh hold on now we hold on wait a minute. Oh
Where'd that come from?
Where's that shot?
Where'd that come from?
I can kind of hear you, but not really take your time giving take it take your time take
your time.
Yeah, I'm gonna try this two different channels see if that helps all right shit my bungalows
are taking up the only other two duo channels never mind okay.
guys thanks guys thanks guys look what you're doing to gimmick look what you're
doing to gimmick you see that you see what you're doing to gimmick ridiculous
ridiculous ridiculous
Do I should have made more duo tails?
Call my discord?
Aw.
Okay, call me Twiggy, Twiggy.
Hey, you're like
You sound great now no
I
Can't hear a thing you're saying I
Did not hear anything you're saying giving all right back to my this good back to our seat. Let's just stay here
That way you can join up easier up
Give me a horrible night, a terrible night, oh my goodness, oh my goodness give me a horrible
night tonight, a horrible night tonight, oh, oh, oh, yeah what's up?
We're gonna have to talk again, I dude, I, I just restart my computer after this, I
I don't know what's going on. I'm literally about to have a conifption.
Okay.
A live on Twitch.
It's gonna be the first live conifption.
Okay, that's okay. We'll just talk in game.
We'll just talk in game. Let's go kill that guy's shooting, yeah?
Let's do it.
Alright, come on, gang!
Let's-
Oh, shit!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
That'll happen.
Gotta be careful out there, guys.
Gotta be careful out there.
Give me...
Give me...
I
Don't you worry gimmick, I'm gonna revenge you I will revenge you miss you gimmick don't you worry
The budget is on the case. I
Have on the case
Just go up here
Oh yeah, you restart what you're giving me, restart it, he's texting me, he's texting me.
You gotta get yourself some longer range weapon, I see you went fucking, let's just run over
there and kill that guy.
He's just whining jerking his meat in that top window, you know what I'm talking about?
I see you go over there and kill that guy.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Take that pole.
Oh, oh, oh, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
I
We're
We
I
Laughin
Laughin
To be careful out there guys excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
All right
Okay, all right
Yeah, the armpit to see is where he that gentleman shot me that is where your most vital organs are your most vital organs are in the armpit to see
Uh, hmm, uh-uh.
Wasn't even trying to not make me bring out
the whiteboard again, buddy.
Do not make me bring out the whiteboard again.
Okay, I have a new plan, a better plan,
a much better plan, a very new plan.
I completely knew, it guarantees us infinite loot,
infinite, just you watch.
Just gotta get myself a new 5.7.
Well, like you do.
Like you do.
Just a couple, just a little something.
Just a little something.
Something nothing, to barrage.
Nothing to garish.
Nothing to garish.
Just a little something.
A little something, something,
nothing do barrage.
Nothing to garish.
We get this, and...
And we'll get one of these.
And we'll put these over Yandere like you do.
Put SS190 in the first one.
It's an extra.
I don't know if we wait for Kevin.
I think he might take too long.
We might want to just get on in there.
We get some water from this is better pause first
Here we go sublime right now we
Quick solo, yeah, I see a quick solo and revenge Mr. Gimmick we go right I can't tell you we're gonna go
I'm not gonna be able to talk to the stream cypers.
Because the stream cypers.
I've got a perfect plan.
I'm gonna-
Sad BIPR1 male asked me fat salute to Mr. Nut for entertaining all active duty service
members on watch.
USA, USA.
Anytime, anytime.
That's Mr. Nut.
Holy shit, I watched like a goblin king.
USA, USA.
Anytime, anytime.
Thank you for your service, boys.
Okay, we're gonna go in there without Mr. Gimmick.
No problem.
No problem
Nevermind yes, I can't hear you. Yes. Yeah, I'm just
I
Literally just kicked you. I
Can you not gonna get working just fine? Oh, thank you. Mr. Peanut. Of course. Of course. What's how was your night going?
Like I kind of wanted there's this beautiful bridge nearby the Bay Bridge
this massive bridge to San Francisco all the architecture must be going on a walk down on
the bay bridge clearing my head i heard the railings are super strong on that bridge
yeah i mean really short really easy i mean the strongest to wind
and um i'm careful taking a walk mm-hmm of course of course gotta be careful are you
You back in the game, can I send you an invite?
I'm booting up right now.
Mm.
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
off the horse. It's always good to be flight. It's always good to be flight. If you can lend
a helping hand, you always should. You always should.
Uncle what?
I'm going to help my uncle Jack off the horse.
Oh, yeah. Is he fat? He probably is.
Yeah, he's helped. He's helped. That's what you got to grab his hand. I'll help him
down.
you gonna join the game I'm in I'm in
chubing invite to do you buddy you go
much you see it hold I'm holding I'm
holding I was selecting my character
now I'm in a loading screen
who apparently on my stream you sound
like a demon robot fan passing I've
always wanted to sell you even robot
chair yeah exactly mm-hmm oh see me one
more, see me one more. Of course. Of course. I'm ready. Oh, wow. There we go.
Demon robot. Yeah. Oh, like a cool demon robot. What a sweet treat. What a sweet treat.
Yeah. What a sweet delight. That's, oh, you know what, you should keep it like that.
All right, hop on it, Mr. gimmick, hop on it, we're going in. We're going to a new spot this time.
Completely new spot. Mm-hmm. Roger that.
Yeah, it's aura. That's a lot of aura.
What is a demon robot sound like?
I don't know. I'm not certain.
I'm not certain.
Let me see what I sound like.
I'm pretty curious.
Let me see here.
It goes in and out apparently.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It goes in and out apparently.
Hello testing one two three one two three
Hello testing one two three one two three
You're it I hear it. Ah, yes, I hear it. It's uh, you know, and you know what this you know, you know
What's different today?
What I
I installed that goddamn 5090.
Well, you might have forgotten to remove the old software now, let's ride!
I
You need to do a quick ddu missy a quick ddu you know that is is that is that when you poop
Yes, when you pee out of your butt, you pee out of your butt exactly that should fix it
That should fix it nice and easy a little bit of piss off your butt and your audio will be working great
And when you install new GPU have you had to uninstall the old drivers? I've never had to do that. So those were perfect
Yes
Okay, yes, I've had times where I don't need to and then the other times when I do need to it's it's doing basically
Download DDU and run it and then go to the video and then reinstall the driver and then you say we got
double donkey
underwear
Underwear is the exact is the exact is that really the program is called DDU. Yes the program. Yes
I've I've uninstalled all drivers before I've literally never had to do it. I've probably replaced
Fucking 10 GPUs in my day and never had to uninstall the old one. All right, that might be it
That could be it that could be it. It's either that or or there's a bad port on my HDMI out to my stream PC
Oh, maybe yeah, maybe a port a port
A port a port glass of port. Oh
Chardonnay Chardonnay Chardonnop. Oh
Shit lady, there's this is scab outside the second story on the other stairwell. I can see his arm. I can't really do a lot about it
There's two now, I mean that might be wait is that a guard? Is that a guard on my seat?
That's a guard arm
Going over I'm going over
I'm gonna lock it I'm gonna forget about everything okay
Yeah, I'll have a lot to do after next rate. Yeah, would you just let me sound like a demon robot? Yes
Honestly, I sound cooler that way. I heard it. I said really cool
You do sound pretty cool. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I see we go. Let's go right time
Let's go right side and sit left right now right side because the lights I think I got a guy's on the grass and stuff
You know, I'm going outside the the door of the ride
I'm behind the trash bin
I'm gonna go the front door
I do I'm doing oh my you fucking get it done
Oh my god, there's a car there's a car in the back lot
Well, you'll be back around the back of Aaron
Go up, go up, you see me, you see me
I can't
I can't actually read my hacks, I can't see anything
I should have put a flashlight on this pistol
What did you hack, did you cheat?
Go in, go in
Oh
Is that something people who should you get fully out of out there?
I got what I got what
One of them's going towards car, I think.
Oh, that might be the guards.
Oh!
She won't! She won't!
No! We can get this guy! We can get this guy!
Watch! Watch! Watch!
I get a guy, I get a guy!
I got a gladiator! Holy crap, holy crap!
I'm cooking up, cooking up, cooking up!
No, no, no...
Okay okay, get it, get it, get it...
Ooh!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Run! F***ing run!
RUN!
running ish running ish go away go away come again another day
I'm warning you I'm warning you evil doer
I
Your last warning pal
Wait, I'm gonna find a gun in this chest right here. Watch this
What's this?
What's this?
What's going to be?
You can run off the bathroom window, go left and then grab one off the stairwell that he killed, yeah?
It's risky when you could.
I can keep a track to them.
Okay.
Hey!
Go turn the lights on enough!
Life death, life death, life death, life death!
Are you like that, huh?
Yeah, you're probably pissed aren't you?
Idiot.
I'm trying to go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go.
Oh god, I got one again.
You're an idiot! You're an idiot and you're stupid and you're an idiot!
Did you kill yourself with that grenade?
I haven't heard anything since that grenade.
I'm sorry.
You're stupid and you're an idiot!
I don't see-
There's a chance you got him.
No no no, I heard him.
You sure?
Yeah.
Oh, I might have heard a scav. There's a scav out here.
Well, I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything. What do you hear?
Dude, he might have got himself a gecko named Holy Shit.
That's what I'm saying.
Hello?
Should I peek the second floor?
That's not what you're saying, is it?
I just peeked it like three times and I didn't see shit.
I'm not here. I'm not here.
How did she get me there?
What do you mean?
I'm not here. I'm not here.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
Yeah, I see me in there. Where'd he go?
Are you at the stairs?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna peek around.
Yeah, I'm at the stairs in the middle. Don't shoot, don't shoot me.
That's my friend over there.
I'm going in the bathroom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna fix my, I'm gonna fix my, here we go.
Might just be in this...
Oh. Oh.
I don't know, I lost a shot.
He's got to be...
WHAAAAAT?!
You know, I hit him a lot. I didn't know it was one of those...
What?!
Uh, it was...
What?!
What?!
What the hell was that?!
I shot him the head like four times!
Ah, beautiful.
Oh my God!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh, I fucked him up.
I hit him with all three shots,
but he just head tapped me, I guess,
immediately after killing you.
God, dude, guys, usually when I die,
I'll be saying, you suck, skill is to aim labs.
Everyone is saying,
do you think what the hell was that?
I actually think I deserve that kill for real this time.
Like actually, for reason.
Tonight's been more de-sinky than usual. Even despite all the other shit going on. I have noticed
There's been a couple fights that have been egregious. I've never had everybody be on my side. Holy cow. I kind of want to watch it
Do like a speech or something
Ah, I'm going to take my mom!
Excuse my moment, we have a problem.
I'm going to take my mom and, um, and, uh, and the mailman, he always delivers on time.
He's never late.
And, uh, and Susan got a David Busch's, she gives me a discount when I, when I, uh,
get more than $50 in prepaid tickets.
Um, and that, and that's all.
Okay.
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me look back in slow motion.
really look back at slow motion
here we have slow-mo again we'll let me click the button never mind the slow-mo
is disabled
you gotta be cool if I could use slo-bo maybe cool if I could like you use slo-bo
Oh
You know everybody's turning on me. I shouldn't have gone and watched a clip
Yeah, we can we turning on me now
Would turn all you you you didn't capitalize on it. I would shoot wait. Oh, I got it. I got it. Oh, okay
We really should be seeing this.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna be alright. Give me a hug.
Ah, she...
I believe you.
There's some little super-psi.
No, no.
seasoned
okay listen i think i deserve that kill i think i won that one i think i think that was my kill
that was my i think that was my kill egg solid braid gentlemen egg solid braid
Yeah, I think, okay, I think I deserve that one.
That was, that was, oopsie poopsie, that was a fluke.
You're talking about that was, that was a one-off.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hey, the head taught you to deserve that.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, Sam.
Thank you.
Well, like, if you're hoping for laughing as I was,
I was like 15 seconds too early
when I put it on 0.25 slow mode, you mean?
Right, right.
Which is moaning in
Taco El gringo asked me three years and watched you pee through two divorces and my parents murder
I still don't know what bungalow it means. I say it at work
PC
Or should I
What's really quick you make you make this guy just say he's been watching me for three years through two divorces and its parents murder
Is that is that
That's true
Um, that's that sounds
Murder yeah, that sounds a little I mean I don't know that
I'm gonna say that I'm gonna call Batman. I'm gonna do a
Let's do a replay replay. Okay. Can we get a replay on that one? Okay?
I'm gonna say like I just want to review the play. Hello. I've been watching for three years through two divorces of my parents murder
that that would be tough it honestly that's if that is true then God speed God
speed sir God speed God speed brother God speed God speed be following since
December 30th 2025 fake news oh shit oh yeah he's me is he been following me for
full year my monsters checked my easement for me for a full year that's tough oh I
bet your parents aren't even dead bitch parents aren't dead what an idiot alright
okay so what are we doing let's go down either I reset in this safe mode change a
couple bios options try to fix this shit no give me I'm telling you it won't
fix until you DDU so you should just run that no no no that's what I'm saying
but I have to do in safe mode people who think I can break my I don't do it in
safe mode really I don't do this in this camera as in Zesty Zesty you've
never done it in I don't do it in safe mode I know you're supposed to but I
I don't.
OK, I'm going to at least install the program here.
Give it. I'm telling you, just just give up for the time.
Just let me be a demon robot.
Let me be a demon robot.
There's a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I that's I think I this feels like something I need to do off stream.
I hate doing this kind of shit on stream.
It.
I think you're just a demon robot tonight. I wish you on that. Listen. I just let just pretend I'm
It's a feature it's a fun I'm pretend I'm
I'm hold on. You know what I have the perfect
I just changed the name of the stream
to
Fun like a fun fun event tonight. Oh, just pretend I'm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Oh
I had to Google I forgot all right, okay, all right, okay, all right lock it in lock it in
Little some some little some some
I
Changed the name of the stream I changed the name of the stream so now everybody thinks it's a
Change it to fun stream feature peanut sounds like spelled correctly a demon ha ha. It's a feature
That's the name of the stream. We're good. We're going good. Okay. Good. Good. That's a feature. Okay. All right
We invite me because I I don't eat it
Okay, well, I'm loading so
Mm-hmm
Even more progress of the mid-list I am so deep in the mid-list
I didn't go to bed until nine in the morning than they cuz I was watching that
How many seasons are the minutes? It's like eight and each of them like 25 episodes
I will say the show is like pretty corny. I won't lie like it's like it's a court any 25 episode show
That's how they used to be but you got so much more content. Yeah, I know I know it
But it's I mean, it's a Deasley Cordy show, but I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it
I'm gonna keep watching it. I'm gonna keep watching it. I feel like I might have started watching that one
I'm pretty sure I've watched like three or four seasons of that
Also read by me. I'm ready with all right. I'm third invite. Here we go. They're done start legal there
It is and got it got it got it
Okay, let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Are you ready bars?
Yeah, I'll be ready in about 10 seconds. So you might as well just boot us up. I booting
us up booting us up. Hopefully we can change our luck around. We currently have nothing
to show for it. We've already been one hour into the challenge. I know I know tonight
has been fucked. But you know what? We're still going to pull off this win. 100% going
to be 100% better 100% because of the tribulations we've set 100% 100% 100%
I just can't get nervous around pretty guys my handsome guys
I
You sound fine on his end now. I sound good. No
It goes in and out. I people are saying is it I've fixed it like five times tonight and then it slowly degenerates
That's okay that's okay it's a feature tonight it's Monday madness Monday
I
Got myself a scout kid
I'm out of this 190 I'm having you down l191 needless effective
It's good of tomb. Oh, there you are. That's my friend right there
I
Should go down to the bunker and get one of the raiders stuff. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it
I'm ready
What moment now
I was good that guy was good. He's very skilled a lot of hours in this game probably
Okay now that we made no noise and no one knows where we're at let's run through the middle of the map, okay?
Okay, we got the little drummer boy to the north um what the fuck was that gun did you hear that?
I just saw you both of your hands in the air like flatoon.
Oh my god.
Honestly, can you get my pistol in my stuff and take the sewer extract?
I'm gonna try.
He's there, he's there, that's him.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
Let him go.
Let him go.
Let him go.
Another great raid another great raid
Being the dumbest thing ever to enter a video game
Jesus right all right, so okay, we're gonna have to come up with a new plan here is obviously this is
This is, um, RPK.
This is not working.
This is not working.
This is, um, this is not, this is not working.
This is, okay, let's brainstorm.
Let's brainstorm.
Let's brainstorm.
Ah, well, um, maybe not reserve.
Well, I thought I'd just throw a rinse of the plans, you know, see what's crack
and lack of, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's fair.
I hear that.
I hear that.
That's a fair point. That's a fair.
Let me get another five, seven.
You just give me one quick second here.
I've got a perfect map for us to go to a perfect map.
Okay.
You are tight.
You will be, you will say, wow, peanut.
Wow.
This is the perfect map to go to.
Wow.
This is the perfect map to go to.
You're saying that's what you're going to be saying.
You're saying, wow, I want to say, I'm not saying it yet,
but I'm ready to say, oh, you will be saying it.
You will be saying, you're saying peanut.
Wow, and I just got S's 190 and I just got S's 190. God. I'm tell you what say peanut. Wow
Me take me in your strong arms, Mr. Peanut. This sounds incredible. Oh, I'm ready to splurge. Oh
Okay, all right. Okay. All right, let's lie sounds like that mission has been accomplished. Oh
Okay, I quit we're gonna go right here. What about this? What do you about this one? We bet this
Ah, perfect.
Did he show?
Did he really is?
No.
No, but let's do it.
Ha ha ha.
I think this is a pretty good map.
I think this is a pretty good map for a sort of hero.
You understand?
Mm-hmm.
Nope.
No, it is.
It is.
You guys, trust me.
You don't trust me.
I can't do it with mappers, but he's got you.
He is very wrong.
Dead wrong.
Dead wrong about this.
Give me, I'll tell you.
All you have to do is put your faith in me.
All you have to do is put it in me.
Can you just put it in me?
I'm doing it.
Can you just put it in me as I thought I don't I feel like I don't ask for much
I feel like I don't have houses. Oh, I just said the map. Oh my god. Oh
My god the worst map to do this. Oh god. Oh no, oh my
It's this is gonna be a good thing we're going to watch
You
Sightly with draw light!
God, yeah.
We evaded those streamsighted so easily.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So simple.
So simple.
Elementary even.
Streamsighted with mine's twice as small as the normal.
That easy to fool.
Yeah, that's the size of a walnut.
A walnut?
I was going to say, oh my god.
Well, that's because you went wrong.
I was going to say a walnut.
Really?
No.
Yeah, I'm gonna say that no way
Also, are you really gonna see Walnut when you start with Walnut? Yeah. Also, I think your stream's crashing
Are you serious?
On my end it was doing some what did it listen? I who knows what's going on? I might just
Listen listen, I don't know. There's any other thing that you can have said
That would have started with a wah. I mean the brain size of a
of a walnut inside of a water burger, a wombat, of a water burger, of wombo, none of those things really fit so I just assumed it was walnut.
Well, you're very intuitive.
Thank you. I think whether you, honestly, should give yourself credit for that.
Thank you. Thank you. I think whether you one-guide me into thinking of my streamcast.
Well, it was lagging on my end, but that's probably just more of my shit.
Good.
This is probably just another cog in the machine of tonight's feature Monday Madness.
Feature Monday Madness!
Monday Madness!
Monday Madness!
I feel fine to believe it is the Supreme Madness.
I'm going mad.
Oh good.
There's actually quite a number of items in here, but I don't have anything to pick it up with.
Like a backpack, you know what I mean?
I think it's East 107s.
We can move down. We can move down.
We're gonna go ahead and need to kill a little old scavenger. You're at the
Colleges, and it's Santa charge unfortunately your key. What does that mean shimkey? So I always able to get here faster than you
I'm literally here. Yeah
No, I was here the whole time I did some light. Okay, did I do?
There's two roosters. I can't pick up that is huge for I think we're doing
Oh
We should really stop bring I'm bringing Grizzlies in my butt
Oh
Any moment now we're gonna find a scab with a beautiful backpack
Okay, I should go into the leading
Whoa
on a Monday night. We're going up to the shore by the way. I'll see you there 20 minutes
because your keyboard is not a city. Well, you also got to tell me where you're going.
I mean, I find you, I used to go in a loot mode because as you know, this entire competition
is based on luck. What we are everything to ground moon with. That's true. That's
true. I've been making it a little heavier tonight because of my tribulation. So I
You need to keep that in mind.
You need to keep that in mind.
My lady, she's like a actual certified bartender.
So I get, oh my god, cocktails I get.
And tonight she's like, what do you want?
And I said, give me just old-fashioned.
She's been handling old-fashioned all night.
So it's, let's just say...
DMW on black and double.
Have a good sleep.
Hell yeah!
Fuck your family.
In a different way.
That's just that's just a wise choice. Are you next to me?
Yeah, I'm on your left. That's just a wise choice. That's just a wise I mean
There's no choice. Why am I slow? What would Jesus do? That's what I ask very easy and Jesus would have put his BMW on black
practically a rat
All right, all right
Yeah, I did use some shots of this we got to be very careful you'll be very careful
Oh, I see my CDs up second floor in the window. I'm talking we gotta move down. We gotta move now
Wait, he's not looking at us. Oh, yeah
He retreated
there's another one behind are you serious oh no oh no oh no oh no
you're getting pushed
Yeah, that guy should be dead that was SS 190 I have like 10 times in the test
What the dingle this guy's this guy's over be a better be level 20 if this is level 4 I swear to God
oh wait no wait no wait hold on wait no that's you know that are that armor
actually would stop that okay never mind okay that makes sense
all right excellent brave gentlemen excellent brave and four times fantastic
fantastic I did take on those two guys that was pretty cool that was pretty
cool miss you know that was pretty cool that was pretty cool no it did that was
That was almost the come up.
That was almost the come up.
Keyword almost, but that was almost the come up.
This is horrible.
We have done nothing but get our ass gape for 4 hours and 30 minutes.
Oh Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
Lord protect us.
Lord protect us.
Lord have mercy.
I'm out of buzz.
We angered you so, have we angered you so?
Oh my goodness, gimmick, I don't know what to do.
It doesn't seem like anything we do is profitable.
I feel like we just keep losing.
What do we do?
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
This is foolproof.
This is foolproof.
Ridiculous.
I see a really good idea.
I might be talking.
Oh my god.
I'm just kidding. It just came on me. It just came on me. Oh my god. You oh, I'm quick
Don't hold in oh
It'll be bad for your balls. That's where the P is stored
That's right. Yes
Yes
Yes, everyone knows that
I let run
Okay, I see what you said. Yeah, buddy yourself. Okay. Okay. Start your engines. Start your engines.
Grabbing a mag that I bought and is apparently I didn't buy. Wait, what the fuck? I'm kind
of. Don't we miss you? Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Think about that. I said
out how does that uh yeah you know let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do
it let's do it i mean we can kill you know who and get get his his dingle
dongle you mean is this single blue senator sin simi senator poppy on the
dark of the dark senate yes yes senator poppy
We'll kill him and take his his electricity powers, and then we'll kill like a bunch of kids
No, wait, that was an again. Wait. Wait. What do we do again? What's the poverty?
Palpatine destroyed the world
So I'll destroy the world then we'll destroy the word like this yet
Oh, then we'll bring back this shit. We'll bring back this shit
She didn't murder the kids. Hey, I mean I'm sure he has and it's off time
But is it me it's man more of a manslaughter situation is senator Palpatine the same guys like the evil guys behind Darth Vader in the ship
Yes, the Emperor
shit, I
Never made that connection
I thought the last scene he was in was when he was on the floor doing the lighting stripes and he got all old
Which oh, let's ride that
I genuinely swear to God it didn't...
Get it right here!
He's here?!
Oh God!
He's down there!
He's down there!
Wait, okay, okay.
Okay, then cook, then cook, guys.
Then cook, then cook.
Then cook.
Uh, a scav backed up and he was chasing the scav.
I was letting him...
Oh, she's right here.
Got him.
I thought that was a scap.
Oh my god, I hate this game.
I hate this game so much.
Just a fucking game, just to leave this stupid fucking game, just to leave this game.
I hate this game.
This is the worst game I've ever played in my life.
I thought that was a scam. I was I thought that was a scam. So I was gonna aim it at him. I was gonna shoot him a couple times. Oh
my god
So hopeless he was so poor. I didn't even know I know the difference. Oh
Do you like tasteful sir?
You should be hurt. You should be decently hurt
All right.
All right.
Mm-hmm.
You have $0 to sell for after an hour and a half.
Okay.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Where was he, Zach?
He was right there with your Ava.
Yeah, right there with your Ava.
I heard him a couple shots.
We might have gone down to the bunker and healed up and get your let me get your
Can I not oh, I wait you get this guy shit
It's a nice guy is
That is a pretty sex too. Oh my god
Mercy oh my god, that guy is doing is he doing set up on factory? I mean
That guy is poor. That guy is homeless.
He's coming back. He's coming back.
Yeah.
Oh, did he go to the bathroom?
I don't know.
We got a pistol.
It looks like right here.
Did he go to the bathroom?
He went to the bathroom.
He's got something else.
He did. He did.
Is he up in the medic offices now?
No, no, no.
He's above you, he's above you, step it down!
What the fuck?
He's in the medic offices and I'm talking...
I think he is, I think.
Is he doing good? I see you're doing good.
This is an impressive weapon that you've got.
Okay, very nice.
Love it.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Wow.
I am having almost too much fun tonight.
I'm having almost too much fun.
I mean, someone should stop me because I'm having too much fun.
The amount of fun I'm having, it should be illegal.
It's not, it's not right.
It's not right. It's not right. It's not right. It is not right. I
Have to share this fun with others. I don't I don't I don't deserve to have all this fun to myself
I gotta give this to other people. Hey, you gotta spread the love. Absolutely love spread the love. Oh
Love that okay. All right. Just pre-fired this shit
Like it's your 5-7
I
Whatever I got
This is
This is I mean wow
Wow, oh wow is this or
Yeah, I
I'm not sure I have the will to go on. I don't know if I have the will to live anymore. We could
We could
Cease our zero to heroes. No. No wait what okay, why why or what?
What wait what's your plan?
Your Palpatine
And we're Palpatine
Let's run
Sorry, let me restart that. I'm sure you're out of heroes
That's what I'm saying here to zero. Yeah, what listen we can we could we could just kill still and destroy
Okay, we're gonna get bring in a real kid tell Genji and John. It's off. All right. It's hot
What what I'm hearing I'm hearing John's already left Genji by the way
But she's probably got a ton of money. She's my beat nice. We got a lock in
Well, we have I have no money. We haven't gotten a single item
No, I got
I got East 107
Well, I got chest your key. I got East 107. That's like 20 grand probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah easily easily
We know we wait wait wait. There's like one on the market. So I could just say it's worth 10 million dollars
Oh yeah, I'll just say it's worth ten million dollars
I'm we going to the fence the fence rules, but oh yeah, I forgot you can change we can change the rules on her
She just yeah, we just make up new rules. It's fifty thousand seven hundred five rubles is how much it is
Okay, so that's pretty much where we're at
That's pretty much where we're at okay that's where we're at that's where we're at that's
fine that's fine that's it that's a solid spot to be it's just keep changing keep changing
okay keep changing the map I'm just gonna keep changing the map there you go okay all right
okay I okay I just okay hopefully we're both in the rain are you going to the same
I
Yeah, I hit us get I think I am. Are you sure?
Yeah, we're we're going the same way. Are you sure does it doesn't go wait does it rhyme with
Borbine
Error internal error client and server location mismatch
Did you get that error as well
No, and my game is passing. It's okay, and I'm not going into Borbine. You know either where you go. No
I'm loading in the factory
Excellent excellent
excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent wait i'm a k3 so i just extract
wait no no no wait wait i'll just join in i'll just join it we'll match for everyone
i just i just gonna boot my game back up any minute now any minute enough and we'll every
and we'll be back in the game we'll be back in the game
Let me see here. Okay. Oh, it's loading profile data.
Got a lot probably got a lot of profile data. Yeah, a lot of profile. Yeah, I've got a big
profile. I've got I've got a pretty big profile. Yeah. And that's what the ladies say. That's
That's it, that's the, that's the...
Oh, I'm coming out, I'm coming out, I'm coming out.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm coming.
That's what the ladies say.
Hey, oh.
Hee hee!
Hell yeah.
Well, I'm gonna get in there, and then we kill everyone.
We kill everybody in existence, and we transit.
Transit to customs, I think, or whatever.
Jim?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, all right.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Okay, all right, the plan is coming together.
Let's ride.
Gimmick, there's a guy right here!
Are you blind?
Hey, hey, Peanut.
Hey?
Uh, hello?
Hey.
Damn, my old PC just crashed.
Uh, I'm on the phone right now.
Gimmick, a guy came into the room as soon as I loaded in and I blasted him.
We're both fine.
We're both fine.
Oh, very good.
Well, my PC has bricked.
So, I'm gonna do a hard reset.
Oh.
Uh, yeah.
I'll be back. I'll be back. Hopefully. Okay, okay. Okay. Just uh, give it a little
bit. Hey, I'll see you soon. All right.
I, I, I, I, you. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm coming back. I'm going back. It's a hard reset situation.
Take your time. Take it. Hey, you know what? Why don't you just hang out in here? Just
hang out right here and we'll uh, yeah, yeah. And uh, and I'll defend you. I'll
defend you I won't anybody hurt you don't you worry I appreciate that I
appreciate that luckily we're a safe spot that not a lot of people come to
yeah of course gate 3 a very unpopular spot yes very unpopular very
they got that I was horrible I mean I just turned on didn't even amen I just took
his life I took his life I wish I could have seen it
I
Did I was just yeah full crashing so much coming right now hold on wait give me
Okay, we quick all right. I'm gonna use yours bait comes a lot
I mean you should be one saying a gimmick why would you go with you? You do what you got to do
No, I got you back to
It's gotta be the bios thing. He's gotta be the bios thing.
Oh sorry. I didn't know you could hear me.
Give me a shh.
I didn't know you could hear me.
I didn't know you.
I'm not talking. I'm not talking.
No, you didn't ever talk.
You're quiet.
Give me a shh.
Give me a calm.
Give me a shh.
He's right here.
Oh, he's right here.
He's right here.
He's right here.
He's right here.
He's right here.
He's right here.
I don't want to get taken.
He's right here.
Please, any absolute silence?
Any absolute silence?
You kind of have to think about starting in 20, 19, 18, 17, 15, I can't wait for it.
Excited.
13.
Wow.
The time is almost here.
Almost time for absolute silence.
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Okay.
Six, five, four, one.
Initiating total silence.
I'm going to skip two and three.
I'm going to skip two and three.
I'm going to do a recount.
Total silence initiated.
Total silence initiated.
You skipped two and three.
You got to do a recount.
You two and three gotta do a week of...
No.
Uh, twenty.
Okay.
Ten.
Okay.
Ten.
Okay.
Seventeen.
Okay.
Sixteen.
Okay.
Fifteen.
All right.
Fourteen.
Okay.
Thirteen.
All right.
Twelve.
Okay.
Eleven.
Okay.
Ten.
All right.
Nine.
Okay.
Eight.
Okay.
Seven.
Okay.
Eight.
Wait, you went back.
You went up again.
You went up.
Seven.
Okay.
Six.
Okay.
Five.
Four.
Okay, a scab with my cover a scab with my cover a scab with my cover. I'm not even fun with you
My god, I just got just walking here with my cover hey get out of here you slut
Are we still total silence
Is everything okay, I'm loading back in
All right. Okay. All right, well, what a treat. What a treat. Are you back on your computer now?
Yeah. Okay. Well, hold on. Listen, I did get a flash drive and a diary. So we are, we are actually doing pretty good.
We are doing, we have some money under our bounds. Holy shit. We have some money under our bounds.
We're going to win this thing. I promise you give it. We're going to win this thing.
We we got about we got we got we got a little bit of time left for the challenge
All right, we got a little bit but our hearts are full our minds are sharp and
We're gonna win and we're gonna win and this is all that matters
There's nothing else that matters. Mr. gimmick. It's time. It's time to lock it in. It's time to lock it in. You understand I
Understand I understand completely good
Good. I am out of s just 190 mo. Unfortunately. I will say that that is
He's not gonna help us. Uh, it should probably do a little more hurting than helping hurting than helping
Yeah, hurting than helping
One could say but that's okay because we our hearts are full and our minds are so far. Let's ride
Let's do it. Let's do it
We have a time check piece for the challenge. Yes, we have we have one hour and 56 minutes of the challenge
And we have let me take the loot. We have a diary a flash drive and east one oh six keys
So I would say it's
It's not going it's not going great
But it's going it's going be worse. It could be worse. Do you have any do you have any items given I?
Have a chest York key
Ah, the single...
Vaz Karki, Shester York, yeah.
Ah, fantastic, fantastic.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Of course no no I said only if we went if she went just a was just a user of cheating or something
And you're in would just talk really loud when she tries to say like if she goes like I'm not you
We'll have our backs to Twitter. Yeah, Twitter hour back. What is it? We're just talking really loud as you can't get a word out the jing
perfect
Excellent master plan master plan. Oh, come on. Are you giving how are you so fucking slow?
No, I load in slow for whatever reason and it's not my fault. Also. I don't have your stream up
I'm going over to the box right now. I'm in front of my time and take the guy off the gunner
I'm gonna get we're gonna kill him and get his stuff. I'm gonna be some good weapons. We kill people with yeah
Yeah, yeah, perfect perfect. I usually have your stream up so I can see where you're
bolting off okay yeah he's here okay yeah he's here is that is there is there
I got what I got what already mama I'm almost there okay hold on now it's in
a little frisky you make it get a little frisky I won't lie give it give it
it's getting pretty frisky give it give it it's getting pretty frisky let's keep
let's keep it let's keep let's say no frisky let's go frisky there's no
Okay, no first he is got
Thanks for the back
Thank God you came just in time. Oh just a nick of time. Oh, thank God. Oh
I don't know what I did you thought you give it. I did not know what I would do that to you
Oh, you're my hero. He was looking the opposite direction
Okay, I have lost um hold on now. I don't
This dude just flicks on me. I don't
I don't feel my back, okay
You know so in my head that went pretty differently in my head pretty differently that went pretty differently
Excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
Okay
Yeah, those guards they are they have a six, you know sometimes you forget they have just a six cents
Don't worry, Mr. gimmick that was but a mere warm-up rain and now it is truly
Truly time to get down to the nitty gritty. You understand right right? I am so I'm ready for the nitty gritty
Oh, I bet you are I bet you are I mean it's about what would turn out
club going up on a five days already oh man i've lost so much money tonight doing zero to hero
somehow i'm not even sure now it's possible the zero to heroes you're not supposed to lose money
so now we've managed we're that's how that's how good we are that's how we're that good new
territory it's new territory we we discovered things i would have more essence 190 by the way
the way for the next two hours and fifty five minutes.
Actually, all right, let's ride.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Okay.
This is our moment.
This is our moment.
This is our moment.
This is our moment.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here it is.
Here we go.
Soddy.
Should we be a shotgun?
Well, I mean that would be we're already been bending the rules a little
Zero to less zero to zero zero to broke
Shit versus ass zero to bake rock zero to death
They don't know what they know not what they say. They know not what they say. God forgive them or forgive them
They know not they know not what they say. They don't know what they say. They do not they're underestimating our power
They are underestimating our power. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh my goodness. Oh
All right, good
I know whatever
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are we ash?
No. No. No, no, no.
We're just bringing out pistols. We're just bringing out pistols all night.
This is all going.
Are you sure?
Remember when the stream first started, you know, we brought out pistols and we fucking snowballed into gods?
Yes. I do remember. Yes.
Yeah, yeah. This is all just, listen.
Part of the plan!
There's been stream issues, there's been this and that, some of us are doing a little more than usual.
Happy birthday, thanks for being the one.
Happy birthday, thanks for being the one.
Oh, what a collection on our skills. What a collection.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't think it's a reflection on us at all.
No, no, no, no. We're just, you know, bringing out pistols, seeing what happens.
It's an experiment, honestly. We're like scientists.
Yeah, we are like scientists, aren't we?
We're doing good work here.
What are we going to discover today?
Oh my God.
We're helping the world with our discoveries.
Literally, we're heroes.
We're literally heroes.
I say we just do the exact same thing we just did.
Yeah.
But this time.
But just a little different.
Different.
Yeah, different.
Different, different.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a scav behind.
this game I don't know why she was ever built I don't know what's in the game
is a line
I'm gonna chop that up to the old whoopsie poopsie
Cuz I got one of them is there's another one. There's one where the truck is inside
What a sweet treat
Who's sweet delight sweet that was
You know what, I'm going to go ball the wall so we can reset together, with my end-
They're terrible by the way, they have- he's right there, you see him.
They're bad.
They just got me in a really awkward situation.
I'm just going WK, so we can reset together, Mr. P.
I'm going straight into the Lexus, and I'm going straight into the Lexus, and I'm going
I'm gonna have a murder.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
What a treasure.
Honestly, Peanut, tonight's been a treasure.
A treasure that I will hold dear for all my life.
Not even fully healed.
If you bring up this night again after tonight, I will circumcise you.
What is this?
What's he got? What's he got?
It's the most heinous weapon you've ever seen in your life.
What's he got? Let me see what's he got.
He's got a fucking P-Land on SKS.
What?
Let me see what we put out. We put out.
We put out. We put out.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Jesus Christ. Hold on. Let me just get rid of this completely.
Take this.
Incredible. Incredible. Wow. Wow. That is a marvel of engineering. A marvel of engineering.
Oh wow. Wow. The technology, the sheer technology.
I didn't know we had this kind of technology.
Not yet. I thought we were years behind on that type of technology.
as many of them died.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Alright, we're going to Alexa's
balls to the wall.
Ass out.
Ass out. You got this, this is your moment.
They will remember you for this time.
Thank you promise.
I didn't cook.
I didn't cook.
I've been fully healing.
This is gonna be...
Oh, they're going to know why stories melt me.
Oh.
Incredible ink.
You've got this.
You've got this.
Show me the ball.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I think I'm going to look at that guy.
I think I'm going to look at that guy.
Oh, I actually upgraded the ball.
Upgrade.
I picked the P-Lad off.
Check this out.
Do you put that sight any further on the guy?
So you can that cycle any further on the tip of the gun?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
You see the mayonnaise!
You see the mayonnaise!
You see that? You see that?
You gotta play, you gotta...
Yeah, we're gonna go ahead and do it live.
Little, little...
Little chomps up, little chomps up.
He's clean with it.
I didn't kill another guy but he was pretty poor.
He also had a pistol.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, fuck it, we're going in, baby.
This whole thing is just a mess anyway, just go do it, go do it, gimmick.
Wait.
Oh, it's just a scum.
gimmick, it might be sure behind you.
Yeah.
Incredible, incredible.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Okay, not a problem.
I'm not worried about it.
Did you just put a bullet into the jay bit?
Is that what you just did?
What the hell was that?
I was thinking the same thing.
What the hell is going on here?
Just do a little do-do-do,
little do-do-do-do.
Take your time, take your time.
I'd love to eat these peas if I wasn't...
Get your printed papers out, gentlemen.
You are watching a master.
You are watching a master who wants what he's about to do.
It's about, well, you have never seen anything like it.
You've never seen anything like what he's
putting you right now.
All right, we're going in.
We're going in.
Let him go, let him go, let him go here.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh my God, how is he doing it?
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, he used to believe in these, man.
Oh perfect grenade
Long as it gives them up again
Yeah, I think about there. I don't think it's here either
This whole guy
Why to trust me I am very good at dying. All right. I'm getting out of here
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna run to extract
That's honestly by good. You that way we have a little couple items under our belt. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep
I
Honestly all we need is one black division running. We're at we are at you mean 100% easily easily on dope percent
Wow
Let me tell you something. I've never had more fun of my entire life than I have the last five hours
I like the part where I get to play for 20 seconds, and then okay
Clearing the area wait hold on
Second now hold on clear wait
Oh nothing nothing everything is
Clearing the area everything look perfectly double back there everything look perfect
No on our screen you pick the gun off of the tilt, duplicate it and we're just holding
it and swinging it around.
Yeah that's what I did, that's the guy I am.
That's just the kind of guy I am.
And the upper body strength.
You should see me do on upper body days.
Woo!
Woo!
Incredible.
Incredible. You should see me fly. I'm like a pigeon out there like a
God you dr. Jekyll
No
And I and I well, I mean that's still normal for that to happen. Oh
Yeah, he said my character and lost all the loot from the codes
Oh, fantastic. I just never into the clubs.
Ah, perfect. Perfect.
And just a few extra items.
Just a few extra items.
Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent, Ray.
Wow. I mean, scintillating. Scintillating indeed.
Scintillating indeed. Scintillating indeed.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gone, and it's gone, and it's gone, and it's gone.
Okay, well you know what they say,
give me, give me, what they say?
Sometimes, what do they say?
The 19th time is the charm.
If you're down 18 times,
the 19th one is usually when you do good,
it's statistically speaking, statistically speaking.
Yes, this is, so you're saying this is our moment.
Why did you get one tasteful item here, Justin K?
What?
Yep.
What's he get?
One tasteful item in the bus.
What's he get?
YMXC.
YMXC?
What is that?
It's a water bottle.
It's a swimmer water bottle.
Fantastic.
Ah, water.
Water you say, huh?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
We are in the green now.
We are in the green now.
Excellent.
I actually can't even buy, I can't buy the best ammo for the 5.5.
the five seven I came to buy the second best ammo for the five seven so what I'm
gonna do is give up all hope and and give up the will to live that's that's
it's always an option it's a good idea good bad I feel like those kind of
words are you know they're oppressive we should go we should go beyond them
100% 100% about good or bad let's just think about what we think about
Mr. gimmick let me just sorry she's thinking about acceptable I think that's
the yeah sorry bought ammo you wouldn't believe it no way no way you
yourself when you might have that's the first time it's ever happened I know it's
great I've got okay I got a little bit does 27 Ben I think that's pretty good
yeah I'm still going I got a I'm doing a ps this time fully auto zero
penetration on all armor 77 flash damage fantastic let's ride let's
Okay, all right, okay time for the real game. Time for the real game to begin.
Okay, you know what I'm saying it? What? Warma Browns are over. I say we stop doing the warma
Browns. You know what? You want to get into some real rounds here? Let's get into some real
round let's get to some let's get down to the nitty gritty let's do this if
you're down if you're down I'm in I am absolutely let's do this round fuck the
warp right it's time to lock this fuck these warm-up rounds where we die on
purpose so that we can get back into another warm-up round hell yeah yeah
let's do a real round let's do a real round oh for sure let's do it let's do
Do it. Come on. This is the one. This is the one.
Well fine then. Let's deal with it.
If you insist. If you say so. Let's do it.
Quick little warm up. No big deal yet. No big deal at all.
No big deal at all. It's just a quick warm up.
Now it's really time to get down to business time to show me who the boss is.
100% 100%
Unlock the hats. Wait, have my hats been unlocked in some time?
Oh shit they have oh oh oh sorry oh my apologies my apologies I know that I
know that I would lost this entire stream oh oh how foolish of me how foolish how
foolish did a lot of hat things but surely it's gonna slow down here just in
just in just in a quick second just in a quick in a quick second it should
should slow down and she gets to the the final one any moment now any moment
Now it should get to the final hat.
Just any moment now, any moment.
There it is.
There we are.
We're a leprechaun or whatever the fuck I forgot
what this is.
Now let's ride.
You
Are you ready? Are you ready to get down to business?
Yeah, well, well, here we go. This is a real round, right?
This is a real round. Are we doing another warm-up round or is this a real round?
No, no, no, no more wallops. No more wallops.
We're going, we're going. All right.
Let's go get the relaxy, go straight to a lax room.
Okay. I mean, if you want.
I have lost all hope.
I, I, I mean, I am a shell of the beat that I once was.
I am, I am, I am here, physically, mentally.
I am elsewhere. I am elsewhere.
Shit, I'm gonna hit I'm gonna kill this. I'll get the release key. You take care that guy. I follow me
They follow me boys. He doesn't look like he's got a great kit. That's okay. Anything we'll do for now. Anything we'll do for now
I'm not seeing the key unfortunately, but I 100% spawn 100% I
Shed him up. Hope you guys at vet this could be guys at that. What's that?
The little medical building like right next to right next to us
Oh, I got G4 that's $10,000 and that's the count and that's the count added to the count added to the count
Oh, yeah, somebody's coming
Remember this is not a warm-up round
Where's he coming from?
Where's he coming from?
I think from that, yeah where I said,
I heard he's printing for a second,
but he might've just went on by...
You sure?
It's possible.
Pee pee? A pee pee?
Your pee pee?
A pee pee? I see nothing!
I think he just ran right past.
I think he just ran right back toward the second.
You like toward the combine?
Mmm, I don't know.
It kind of sounded like he went to school to be honest.
Tim and Nick, if I'm being honest,
he was in school, but I don't know.
I just heard it for a second.
Let's get to the combine, and then kill the combine,
go to the relax room, and then we'll come out rich.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Where are you at? Where do you go?
I'm still in negotiation. I'm running out right now.
Oh, wait for it! Wait for it!
He's in the tar break! He's in the tar break!
We can stick up on him.
That's probably the problem here.
We can come in his rear.
Oh, Tato's also in construction.
These are big guys.
Big man.
Large, brahlic men.
Oh, god.
Brahlic?
Brahlic.
We had to put a game face on.
We had to put a game face on.
Not a warm-up.
This is not a warm-up.
This is not a warm-up.
Block him.
OK, there's somebody in check.
You serious?
I just heard I ran right by and I heard somebody fiddling
around in there.
Oh, no.
I'm good upstairs. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs. What if I go?
Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can get him from the window or something. Yeah, yeah, wait unless the guns shoot up here
It shouldn't it shouldn't the the the oh I see what I see one of the guards I see one of the guards
You're up top. Yeah, I'll come right down if you win you go Tom
Yeah, I'm one of the guards is up. He's looking at this room. Where'd you get that helmet at?
I found it
That's a nice give a good aid
Nope, that's fine. We already wait. Let's go get a box. Let's go get a luxury. It's a luxury
This job moment
I
I'm
No, so no, no, so I don't know what I okay. Okay, obviously I'm angered the gods for that obviously I've angered the gods
She ate that
Yep little prefire
Another great raid another great raid
eggs so that rain get them eggs that
rain now the warm-ups are really over
now they can go now the worms are
truly oh my god you dirty dog that was
a secret warm-up round wasn't it was
It was I didn't want to tell you I was surprised. I did not want to spoil the surprise, but it was a secret
Well guys
It was a secret super secret top secret warm-up
Now it is really time to really play the game
Yeah, I listen. I play pranks like that all the time. You when you get to know me
You dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog. I'm a dirty dog
I love it. Oh my God. I love it. I hope you don't mind bringing out my quirky side
I hope you don't mind, but I bring out my quirky side and I like and I pull a couple and I pull pranks like that
I pull pranks. Oh my god. You silly
Oh my god, I hope you don't mind that I brought up my quirky side and pull a prank on you. Do you give it?
I do that. I love it. I love it. Oh
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I was yeah boys being
Yeah, oh yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Yeah, no, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely, is it no or yeah
It's yeah
It's yeah, okay
you
you
you
you
you
I
Put it in your butt last time I did have one I did but it does your hero rules dictate that I cannot use it now
Oh, that's true. That's true. Okay. I do I have a new one. I have a new one. We're good to go. We're fine
Beautiful beautiful beautiful like what we still need to find we need to find some bags
In order this scab is moving fucking crazy
Got him got me dead
I
Come on come on some goodies come on some goodies
You go run by check I'm laying in the grass next to check
Do you need an eight hour you want my eight hour?
I mean you've got an extra eight hour. Well, I'd rather use a five seven. I'm feeling it's better than the eight hour
And follow me
Okay, alright, surely, surely this time, things will go differently, please.
Surely, this time, huh?
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is our first non-worm up round because the prank worm up round needed to be last
time.
That's right.
This is actually the first real round of the night.
You wouldn't happen to have a grenade, would you?
Uh, I actually do, I do, I do, I do.
I'm throwing.
He's on the gun, he's on the gun, he's on the gun.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Are you B.B. Alley?
Okay.
I'm throwing.
Wait, what were you throwing?
Where were you in?
Wait, I'll get that way.
Got him.
We got one guy, Schaab.
I don't think he can watch you.
I don't think he can watch you.
We'll be behind us.
Are you serious?
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Wait, what are you here?
What are you here?
I don't know.
What's that?
Printing.
He's coming in?
I don't know, no, he stopped towards Sparge I think.
Sparge?
He probably heard us.
I got, I got, I got this guy, see if you can move him in, see if you can, you can
bring him up.
Okay.
Hey, now he's behind us.
Wait.
I
Mean businesses guy means business
Wait, how do you know?
Because I just saw we how do you know how do you see from that one first floor?
We he's not the building on the right. Oh, I see my ship
Oh shit is fucking outline look huge back back. I just saw a silhouette
There is a real BBC at the other end. There's a real BBC
No, that's not the locals are getting frisky
Everything's oh god
It's so confusing everything
Back in my day you could buy a quarter for a nickel
Everything made sense everything made sense
You buy a quarter for a nickel back in your day which did you live in?
and we're, what?
I see a dead scav, so much stuff in here, 100%.
What's this?
A clue, a clue.
I think he's in the dealership.
There's a scav up top.
We're gonna save him as bait, maybe.
Never mind.
Thank God you saved him as bait, good work.
Do we know who this guy is?
No, no, no, he's probably in the yellow building.
We could grease them up.
OH NO!
Okay, give me a situational report.
I want to die.
I want to die. I hate this game. I hate this stupid game. I hate this game.
I don't want to, I don't want to.
I'm sorry.
I'd rather watch big toilets for this stupid fucking game anymore.
I hate this game. I hate this game.
All right, let him good boys, let him good, let him good.
That was con Tommy.
I looked over the chat for two milliseconds and he popped out.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Let him good boys, let him good.
Let him good.
Let him go. Let him go. Let him go.
Ah, beautiful.
Ah, beautiful.
Okay, the old eight-hour wasn't enough.
Can I ask you something?
What? What?
Was that another prank?
He got me
That was actually another warm-up round
I break yeah, I got yeah
Wow, I mean I cannot believe you keep off that are you are you serious?
You got egg all over your face. You have a I think I have one from you egg all over your face
Angle of your face. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Well, how ridiculous. I mean you are so global you are so global
Michigan. I can't believe I fell for that. Honestly, that's on me. That's on me. Wow gimmick
I mean you should have seen that going from a mile away and
genuinely a mile away
How did you not know that that was a break round? You're just too good at these breaks. You're just too good at these
Hey, oh
You know what gimmick, okay, you know what okay? I've got an idea. I've got an idea
Okay, I have an idea. I have an idea. Okay. I'm ready. Just just get you get your pistol
Okay, okay, it's one of those you'll see situations
Situations get your pistol. Okay. All right. We're going all right. We're going in. All right. Here we go
Here we go
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I'm telling you, when you see this idea
of mine, you're going to say wow. You are going to say wow. Wow. You're going to say
wow. I love being wow. I love being wow. I have lost genuinely all of my money tonight.
How have you been spending money on dirty heroes?
I don't know.
Because you're 5'7", every stack of ammo is like a hundred k.
Okay, alright, let's ride.
Here we go.
Alright.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, now it's really time to get down to business.
No more warm-ups.
No more warm-ups.
Hop on in.
Give it a hop on in.
I'm ready.
Oh.
Wait a minute.
I feel like I shouldn't have okay it's a little surprise don't ruin the surprise
Mr. Give it to me. Okay. Thank you, my boy.
That's very kind of you big man.
I think he was nice.
He's my boy.
That's very kind of you big man.
This time I will not die.
We do want to die.
Also it's gimmick's birthday.
Would you please say happy birthday to him?
I will let him know.
I will let him know.
And no, we're doing a challenge.
We're doing a challenge.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
You know she's a streamer, right? She streams her gameplay.
We're in a challenge right now against her.
Let's ride!
Oh, I just found a kid. I just found a kid. Oh shit. I just found a kid. Oh my god. Okay. Oh, this might be a baby.
Oh, is that you at Emmercom? Is that you at Emmercom? No, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, no, it's not. No.
Come to me. Where are you going? I found this kid on the ground. I found this kid on the ground.
You're literally at Emmercom. How many? How many? How many? How many?
One. I only saw one. That's side Emmercom.
Okay, so, stay back. Let me handle this.
You're ready
Okay, that came from are you dead
Surprise
I got you again! I got you again!
You silly god. You're so fucking silly dude.
I got everyone. It was another one of them.
I got you. I got you. Oh my god, I can't believe you fell for that.
You're so fucking silly.
Let him go, let him go.
There's two.
There you go.
I got a lot of shots.
Jesus Christ.
Did I not kill that first guy?
guy are you serious
I heard him
next guy dude what the fuck that first guy should be dead
Mr. Dime of Wally is a like devil one
but I said during 10% shit
my man my man
you're a glad deputant a laffy da
Oh, excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent raid.
This is my change, man.
I open up a timepiece to that big man.
You do not have to that big man.
There's so free.
Well, I'm sorry if I should be paying you for tonight's show.
I'm sorry to everyone that's out doing this with me.
I'm sorry to everyone that's out doing this.
Thank you, Mr. Knight.
Thank you, my friend.
Thank you.
I
What he called you for yeah, yeah, I heard it. No, I heard it. I heard it. He goes
That guy should be dead. What the fuck I I didn't hit him once apparently I
Fuck that guy. He should be his life should be gone
Make sure we only big missiles
Yeah, okay, let's don't let's just do light
Let's ride
We got this okay, she's gonna get a pistol real well
She's gotta grab that pistol
Piss I got my pistol
Very pistol I got my pistol. Yep. I got my pistol. Yep. Got my pistol. Yeah. Got my pistol
Got my piss. Yeah your pistol
Yeah, yeah, I'm just having a bit of a hard time finding it.
You know, we can't bring kids to the raid, we can't wait for your pistol, but if we found one,
you know, like I did last raid, that would be, they mean?
That'd be fine.
If we find it in raid, that's chill, right?
Yeah, we find it in raid, that's, it's okay.
Are you sure it's completely fine?
if we find it in raid yeah no that I mean that is 100% within the rules and
okay okay that makes sense that makes sense okay okay that makes sense that
makes sense okay so okay as long as you find it in the raid that's okay
Now it's going alright, you must be impressed with my skill.
You must be impressed with my skill.
Many are, I do not blame you, Mr. Nine.
I do not blame you.
I cannot blame you.
I cannot blame you that you are impressed with my skill.
I would be impressed as well.
Gentlemen, you are watching an MLG professional, Mr. Nine.
But you know what?
What about your pen and paper, Mr. Nine?
I'm gonna show you how a real professional is it.
How it really goes down how it really goes down just you wait miss that I've I've dressed to impress
I'm dressed to impress just you wait just you wait
Hop in Mr. gimmick. I've been mixed to your speed is very hell is great. Oh, it's hidden
My uh, it's a great thing about tonight. I already got so fucked early on yeah
The state that you're in right now. I hit three and a half fucking hours ago
I'm already just I'm right I'm right I'm right the way I yeah I don't I yeah yeah yeah I'm
Um, um, that's alright, that's alright, but that's okay.
Touching Mr. Peanut, ride the wave.
Well, I'm locked in, I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
Mr. Peanut, you're getting me.
I'm locked in, I'm locked in.
Mr. Peanut, you're getting me.
It's your turn, it's your turn.
It's your turn on the lineup.
It's a perfect way to come in.
Mr. Peanut, you're getting me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at him go, take it to the top.
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to spritz-kiss my booklets!
You are not wise!
Christ.
I
Ride
Is any items around here? Oh you something up here. It's okay. Oh shit. I see something over here
Oh shit there's a light over here.
Hold on okay.
Oh my God dude huge.
Oh, hold on, wait, hold on, oh we're cooking, we're cooking.
We're cooking, we're cooking, holy crap.
This is huge, this is huge, this is huge.
Oh look at this.
This is our best human hero yet.
Oh my God.
This is something holy shit, this guy.
Holy crap, this is incredible, this is amazing.
Really good, I will say it's a good start,
It's a good start oh my goodness. Oh, and I got some old flakes for some food for us as well
Oh my one of the chance we find all these goodies right right here to begin at a deep
Hell is going on around here. What I'm doing fine, but she can be don't you worry boss
I am tip top shape
Oh, I thought you would upstairs my position come back. I said what the hell is going on
Are you smoking crack? Why are you smoking crack out your butt?
Did you put it on black? Are you the one that puts your BMW on black?
Oh god
You are cheating. No, we're not. We found this stuff in the
We found it in the rain.
We found it in the rain, Jakey. That's technically in the pool.
Why did it in your chat?
Did you see inside me? That's cheating. That's cheating.
Oh, shit. Are you dead?
Nope. Nope. Nope. Not yet, Jizz.
We do something in front of us.
I think right in front of us.
We do something in front of us.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Are you not watching me?
with you it's beard
Just ran right up to me
With you
What the heck is going on?
Is everyone face tonight just on crack?
You hear this guy?
Yeah, I'm hearing it.
I actually could have absolutely fucking railed that guy, but
I was healing you it up on
Okay, this is what the fuck dude. He's trying to shoot me through the
You serious me hold on
How do you know how he got up there where was he he'd pop through the top windows somehow
He's a wizard. He's a wizard.
Are we dead serious? Are we dead serious right now? Are we serious?
Oh
You just shoot a line out in here. I don't know I don't know
He peaked you through the top window
I don't even know how that's possible.
I'm pretty sure this guy might be hacking.
He did it again.
How is he doing that?
I don't know.
How is that guy's vertical?
You know LeBron James out there?
Jesus Christ.
What the?
The hell is going on right here?
I'm not moving an inch.
This guy can fuck himself.
I'm not moving an inch.
Oh, somebody else is here.
I just heard a door open to the left.
That was that guy. He's over there in front of me.
Shay?
Can't hear you.
What are you saying?
What?
I said, Shay?
Say that again?
Shay?
I don't fucking know shit.
Well, that's okay. I'm yeah, I don't know a lot of stuff, too
I could point out Argentina on a map, but
It doesn't seem to have much weight on the conversation. We're having oh, yeah, probably that's you know
That's a given but that again. I don't know what that has to do with anything
What's what's going on did you hear something?
What do you hear you what are you Roger me am I Roger?
What? What's going on? What did you say?
You're quiet.
Are you hearing something?
I don't hear anything.
What?
Weapons hold.
What?
You're like that, bitch.
A lot more of that came from Busy.
Goddamn, Rusty.
That's right. That's right.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you. I can see you here all day, Busy.
I can see you're all day. I
Can see you're all day buddy all day. I I got nothing but time
Yeah, you fall back yeah chicken
You fall back buddy. Oh, yeah, you got this
I'm getting this out. I'm getting this ad
Get this ad
Yeah, you fall back buddy, you don't belong here pal. You don't belong here
You I would you get on out of here. I'm just gonna add a while. I let you live. I'll let you live if you leave now, buddy
Yeah, you don't want any of this. You don't want any of this power. Get on out of here. You're not out of here before things get ugly
Sepanda MS sent. Hey peanut. Do you miss war dogs yet? Yeah?
Do you miss war dogs yet? Do you miss war dogs yet? Do you miss war dogs yet?
Do you miss war dogs?
These sweats never ever ever push you both are gonna be there for all time
You just keep inside
I
Finally we're done all that whisking around for that. Are you kidding me?
I was like 20 minutes of nonsense
What for that are you kidding me?
That's a nothing. Oh, a lot of nothing. Geez Louise. I've never even seen this dog tag in my life.
What is this? What? I've literally never seen this dog tag in my life. I have $6,000 in this game and I've never seen this dog tag in my life. Do what that is, gimmick.
I'm pulling you up right now.
Hmm
Yeah, you're mine now, buddy
Now let's do this dog tag. Oh, what's that? I'm almost done
Jesus Christ, oh my god
Here's five dollars get yourself a right home
This is the dog time right here. Have you ever seen this before in your life?
No
The fuck I've never seen that in my entire life right this guy has to have genuinely no bitch
no bitches at all I mean if bitches could go into the negatives he would be the
first to try it out he would be a pioneer he would be a pioneer you see
that mr. 9 that was for you you want me something spit his butt
Lewis was in solidarity for you mr. 9 Clark Clint and Lewis Lane to that
was for you mr. 9 let me get you stop this gimmick let me get you did you
You died again?
Behind the thing, I don't have a ton of good stones.
Oh god, jeez.
I just got a little...
I got a little...
I mean, I found that.
I found that as a zero to hero.
I had no choice in the matter.
If you borrowed the right kit, you would have been killed.
I did bring in the right kit.
Luckily I found this gun.
Thank god.
Thank god.
lucky break I'll be right back I'm gonna I gotta order some tortures when I
ask the lady she wants me BRB okay sounds good sounds good oh she's got a
lot out of here all right come on gang come on boys oh thank god we found this
kit I want other chances what are the chances we found a nice subulant kit
armor weapon ammunition magazines helmet heads all of these wait what are the
I mean that's gonna be one in a million that's gonna be one we are some lucky boys with some lucky boys
We are very lucky boys. We are oh
You know the universe blesses those who deserve it. I've heard I've heard we are we're good guys. We're good guys
We give back to the community. Well, I think we I think that's why the universe gave us
All this juicy loot
Because it knew that we deserved it. I think that's what happened. I think that's what happened
The universe just has a way of knowing
Universe has a way of knowing how to really to give to those that
Wow, you know about guys Wow
Wow, what a sweet treat what a sweet little light a
Sweet just just a sweet light
Okay
You
Hey, that's okay
That's okay guys you win some you lose some that's what I say you win some and you lose some
You know you can't have women without losing that's what I say
That's what that's what I say guys you can't have winning without losing
You got to lose sometimes to win the universe give it and the universe take it you're saying guys
Holy crap. I don't I don't I don't
I am I am in so much pain. I'm no longer in pain. I've I've got I was in pain and
Then I was in so much pain and now I don't feel anything anymore. I feel nothing
I am I feel nothing. I feel I feel nothing. I feel nothing at all. I am numb
I am numb. I am numb to the pain. I am numb to the pain. I feel nothing anymore. I
Wow
Okay, well, you know, oh my god.
Oh, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm Mr. Night, my boyfriend is a good man, good, I'm mad.
You wanna pick a goop up when he's down?
Thank you, Mr. Night.
Pre-changed you, my boy.
Turn your fan on, my fan is on.
I don't even know what to say anymore guys. I don't even guys. I don't even
Think it's not being seen to my point. Thank you. Thank you my boy
I don't even I don't even wanna I where's war dogs where is war dogs?
Where is war dogs? Drop it now
Drop it right now. Give me war dogs. Give me more. I'm back
I've already gone over the hill I've gone through I've gone through the Valley of
Rage into the into the the ocean of acceptance what when I do wrong to
have set the gods I mean this what did I shoot the gods to give it give it I killed
the guy I walked all the way to extract I pulled the green flare out of the dead
guy and a grenade comes out of literally nowhere and blows me up
perfect as God intended as God intended as God intended we have to be getting
seaside right like we have to be right um probably like half the rounds yeah I
mean I can never start yelling at yelling your name oh yeah no I've
I've uh, I've long since, like I said this through the stream problems today, that'll
break me faster than anything.
I was broken, I was broken in like an hour in this guy's stream.
And I'm just, I'm in the, I am in the ocean of acceptance, and you know, nothing can
hurt me here.
Nothing can hurt me in the ocean of acceptance.
Nothing can hurt me here.
I I don't even I don't even
We ran right in that guy I got double tap in the chest went prone started healing
He walked right up to me stared at me for like three seconds, and then just blasted me in the head what I was
I don't even know I'm healed maybe not but I had multiple beliefs. Okay. What okay? What do we do? You make what do we do?
should we go tell Jen, ask Jenji if she wants to surrender?
All we need is one big raid and we beat Jenji in the challenge.
That's all we need.
Okay, listen.
Okay.
What if we just lock in for one solid raid?
Okay.
I'm down to lock in for just one.
This is solid one.
It is short, solid, as long as it is going to be tasteful.
It will be tasteful.
It will be very tasteful.
Okay, alright.
One short.
Yes.
Yes.
Solid.
It's tasteful raid.
Tasteful raid.
Tasteful raid.
You're saying, okay, alright, listen, that sounds okay.
Yes.
Let's do it.
There's a labyrinth keycard. Count is a mad.
Yeah.
You think it does?
Yeah, you know, that counts.
I'm pretty sure.
You really do think it does?
Well, wait, how do you get labyrinth keycards once you're out of them?
It's a barter.
It's a bar you got to do for.
Uh, it's from.
Yaga
I have a thousand labs key cards
I don't sound like it, but I'm in the same place as you just even further
I'm even further I'm to the point where it's it's literally I'm floating on a flamingo floaty in the ocean of blood
that is just in it upon me tonight and nothing can hurt me I don't even be like
I'm so listen I'm so gone I don't want to make jokes about how how God I'm just
here I'm just here right now in the physical space I'm just here the physical
space now that's right okay okay listen okay what if we just get a
labyrinth or labs we do zero to hero labs all right okay we bring our five
seven labs is tainted Liam Edd it's taking Jason it's taking no I'm actually
we get five seven real I'm actually bringing a fifth I'm bringing a deal
which is got I got I can actually buy good ammo for this so okay this is my
five seven okay good I got it I got it I'm gonna let's I can't get good
ammo for my 5-7 unfortunately but I can I can have a can do attitude and and and
give it my all.
That's half the battle Mr. Peanut that's half the battle.
I'm pretty certain I can no longer buy the best ammo the second best ammo or the
third best ammo yes so maybe considered a different a different key
Yeah, different
You the the deagle just sucks though the deagle just the the deagle is horrible, isn't it?
I mean the ammo isn't the gun itself like it's it's if you can single tap somebody is great
If it's anything but a single tap then there's no way we're seeing them to have it someone else
What's the next best
Mr. Peanut what's the next we I'm gonna do a glock
Yeah, I got a shrimp in a nine mil. Yeah a glock. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean
even AP on a Glock is kind of shit right I don't know what to do anymore
it's probably listen well you bring let's just let's just vibe it out it's
just vibe it out we'll feel it out you know what we can do we can kill the
black division and get a good weapon and then we don't even have to use our
20 more you mean
Perfect perfect perfect fantastic. Oh, we have the game plan give it you don't have the round
Yes, no, you know, it's yeah
Wicked man, good a man!
Thank you my boy, please change your mind!
You know how to get it.
Good lad, you do good a lad.
Thank you, Mr. Nod. Thank you.
I promise you I will not let you down this time.
It's not, I promise you.
Oh, I went over the fifty again, Mr. Nod.
Wicked man, good a man!
Oh, you see, that's what my promise is.
My promise is my promise.
And Mr. Slim J.D.
But what is one good man good a man? Thank you, my boys. Please see my season boys
He's the one to be guys for the stream of the buggies like that boys
You've not suffered enough my enjoyment. I need to see more. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Well, okay
Tell me
Let's get to our death fast.
Famous Seamus One sent, according to Google, more than ten deaths in a row.
In Tarkov is a statistical anomaly.
You bloated bastard.
Someone's coming to kill us.
Someone's coming to kill us.
No, she was there for me.
Someone is right outside.
We don't know that it could be a doctor.
It could be a doctor.
It could be a doctor, he had a healer wound.
True, very true, very true, very true.
What do you about this?
Mr. Gemak.
Mr. Gemak.
What do I do?
I should we go out there and meet our fate head on.
Alright, alright, alright. I'm gonna sprint out, and then you peek out right after while we shoot at me.
Alright, alright, alright. 3, 2, 1, go.
Okay.
Oh, he's got big guys.
Oh my god. Okay. You could just think of this. Oh, hold on a second. Oh my god. That's not for the game. Oh, beautiful. Thank you. Excellent work. All right, come on. Come on.
Towards right in front of us. We got to move. We got to move. Wait, are you? Oh, we're down. Oh, we're down. Oh, we're down. Oh, we're down. Oh, you got a helmet.
I got a helmet. Oh, shoot, dude. I almost shot you in the head.
Oh, thank you so much. That's what I need right now. Please do it, please. Please do it.
You won't do it. You won't do it. You won't do it. You won't shoot me that. You won't do it.
Ah, now that's all I can think about.
There's a real person! There's a real person!
Just go, just go, go, go, go! We got to go, we got to go!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
You can make a catch back.
Go go go go go.
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on, wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is the one.
So far.
It's so good.
So far.
So good.
We're gonna finally surpass Genji and we'll be the champions of the challenge.
I need one extract which we have hold on can you check the you got an excess
spread sheet up right how many do we have uh extracts this will be our first one in the last uh
six hours and seven minutes okay i'm telling i'm telling it excellent excellent excellent
excellent i ran the numbers yes this could be the this could be the one this this could be the
one this could be the one right here guys right here this is the one this is
the one we got this we got this oh my goodness this is gonna be sent to
letting this is going to be sent to letting me see if it let me tell you oh
wow wow whoo wow okay all right okay
Okay, right.
Okay, right.
This is the right door.
You should go to residential, come on, go to residential.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm not that much of a lord, man.
I'm in residential, I'm having a gun.
I got TX-15.
Oh my God, this actually is the one.
You weren't lying, this is the one.
There's no M over the G.
I'm a single bullet.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Did you find the residential unit?
I'm using a key that I probably...
Uh, I'm in the actual, like, uh, lab area.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you find the residential unit key?
So that way I can use that key that I just used.
Wait, what?
I just used a key that I wasn't supposed to use
use so you know it's like whatever perfect perfect it's in that room okay
and so we're doing the line job well I completely on a bright note I don't have
have a flashlight. I don't eat
there.
Well, so what's going on?
Get behind the glass.
This means we see where you
are. I'm on the back. I'm in the back.
This is what this is. This is what
this is.
You think you're the only one. I'm
the only one in here.
Okay, well, could have gone a little
more subtle
Now she got to get right to the point sometimes you gotta get right to the point
Give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me what?
No, I don't that's on the other side of the map I think I just don't even know where that is
Hello, hello
No, fuck you
Fuck you fuck you. I've been having a terrible night buddy. I'm not taking out you
I'm not taking out you don't know you even understand what I've had
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna take your life. I'm gonna take your mortal life
Well a good thing I'm not in this round and I'm just let me know what you're done with this round cuz I'm not in it
Give me good work, good work.
He bought it, he bought it.
He fell for it. Let's go. I don't.
He even said he was watching earlier. Does he not remember that I've been playing with you all the time?
Oh Lord have mercy. Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes!
Hold on a little while. We gotta split this up. We gotta split this up.
Come back. Come back here.
I'm taking these cool sunglasses.
Do you have a few flashlights for some reason?
Just one flashlight.
How much do you use that to kill one of the Black Division?
The big Black Division?
Would you rather have gun or armor?
Gun or armor?
I'd rather have a gun.
Okay, you take the gun.
Oh wait, shit.
You can have this gun. You can have this gun.
Take that gun.
Take this.
I got the Deagle, dude.
I can tap one tap a level four.
All right, we got it.
Deagle's raven, Deagle's raven.
Deagle's raven.
We're about to go to the ground.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, all right, we split it up.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy, nice and easy, man.
We're going to kill the GGs, by the way.
We're going to kill the GGs.
Okay, come on.
Okay, okay, let me pack my bag.
Let me pack my bag.
We're going to go kill the Black Division and then we'll get you south.
Super simple simple simple simple simple simple you're the you're the spear on the bull work
Yeah, the
Would you hear something?
I don't know you got the flesh
I don't know how much I'm gonna help me hear you dumbass
Well, I mean if you hear something then the next step is to look
I'm a huge penis on the wall
What's with the tiny teeth?
Think again, they're at that. Huh? Think again, they're at that right there. That doesn't demand
respect. I don't know what does. You see that? I demand respect. I saw it, and it's all as good.
I can't stop seeing it.
We're just gonna find some black vision.
Nice, easy, nice, easy, nice, easy.
If we get out of the basement and then loop back around?
Let's do it, let's do it.
There might be some little gentlemen down there.
We can hit the tower and maybe it'll spawn some.
Yeah, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
I am completely beholden to you. I can't see
be close be close we should we turn the power on
We got to go get the big black division quickly
Right, right quickly
Big back the big black division we need to get one of them so we get screwed
He's this where the power gets turned up. I forgot what actually gets turned up. I have no idea. I've never I've never known that's a fact
To our left a scoot. Are you still right black division? I have seen black division in through that door right there
We share a chair. I've seen them. I've seen him before
They've been through that door before and I heard a scoot
There was an answer they might be above us
Oh, she doesn't know she got this
Okay, fuck it. Fuck it there. It's probably above us
You could use me, could use.
Come on boys, come on boys!
Just give me up this game.
Just, guys, I'm just giving me up this fucking stupid game.
I'm just kidding.
Just kidding.
You got this.
We'd lay down.
What's up with the green?
There's two by landing down there.
get a quarter doing nothing percent percent you can't come that way that's a whole
other way
hey good boys let him good
to get impatient we're from to get in peace
amazing so little longer space a little longer for them to get a patient a little
long. Excellent, excellent, excellent. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Dude, I swear, we're the only people that push in this game. We're the
only once
last of a dying breed
last of a dying breed
what do we do give it
what do we do?
please tell me the answer leave me to salvation give it please
what if we call the war dog steps and say
Hey, what's up?
How you doing? How's your night? How's your morning? Wherever they live?
What do you think about putting the servers up?
Did you just run just a real quick just like a game or two? Just like a game or two?
People will love it. Oh, that sounds great. That sounds fantastic. Oh
Oh, that's a great idea. I have 500,000 rubles left. I started today with 3.3 million
I don't know how you spend so many roux it has to be that ammo you've been down on the Lord have no mercy
Okay another productive suit the ball crushing Patrick do this is this I think this is the worst I've ever seen it
We actually did really good at the beginning of the night
You did do pretty good in the beginning that is the second the second stint here has been a 0% success a 0% success rate
And I know, you know, I have an idea why I'm wasted.
I know I stream started going down.
I started drinking extra.
I think that I think that I've lost so much that like I'm so mentally
checked that like that's why I'm dying now.
You're mean that that's kind of how I am.
I kind of just gave up on like I've just sort of been in zombie mode
Because the stream just fucked me and I just sort of settled into a life of despair.
What do we do?
Which has disadvantages.
What do we do?
What do we do to give it close to you?
Tell me, tell me, leave me some of these, tell me the path, tell me the path, please.
Alright, alright, hold on, let me, let me think here.
You know what we're gonna make someone else feel our pain. We're gonna make someone else feel our pain damn, right?
We sit the spot. We don't move at all. I mean in the
slightest
We sit there and we wait till someone comes by and we just take their lives
We just take their lives and their essence becomes part of our essence. Oh my god. I'm talking about
the essence when we kill them double triple quadruple less double triple
quadruple lessons when we kill them they their essence gets transferred to us
we become more powerful. I think this is the most times I've seen your raid intro
viewables love from Alaska mr. Nutt. Thank you thank you I love Alaska I love Alaska thank you.
Let's ride!
This is it.
Okay. This is it. This is the meta. This is the meta.
We cracked the code.
We cracked the code, Mr. gimmick.
We found something lower than ZeroDHeroes?
We're about to.
We're about to.
Yes. This is how it is.
What map should we go to for our... our... our running?
Ooh.
That's a good question. That's a good question.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
Hmm.
Wait.
Hmm.
I think I know, but I don't want to.
I'm going to DM.
I'm going to DM.
Yeah, DM me.
DM me.
DM me.
Honestly, let me tell you what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking this one.
Okay, let's do, let's do mine.
What do you think?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You know those works.
Okay, let's, okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, bring some bring a snack bring a snack. I filled up. Don't worry. I filled up
I filled up. I've also got two ST 12s in my bottle from earlier, but I'm good. I'm good
Listen all we're gonna do. Yeah, let me take you over time. This is what we're gonna sit right. We're gonna sit this shit ride
We went that yeah, we do about that. Yeah
Perfect
Okay, okay
Round zero and kill new players. No wait, they still do that by the way. Is there still is it still
Is that still separated by a level 15 below and love it to the bottom? Oh
I feel like they every wife has been different, but I
Feel like no
Is that still a thing guys? Is that still a thing?
Hmm. It's Dev's shoreline. Yeah, but it's oh yes, but it's level 20. They still do it, but it's level 20 now.
Or 21. 20, wait. Yeah, 21 is when you get to the next one. So if we go to Ground Zero, what do we need?
Actually, if you go to Ground Zero, you have the least. Think about that. If you go to Ground Zero, you have the least amount of new players now.
There's level 20 and below can't be there. Unless of course they have a level 21 with them.
So actually, you have a higher chance of getting low level players out of any other map other than like labs, labyrinths, or the icebreakers, something.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
That's true, that's true.
Oh, she's appeared just reading from 10. That's right, that's right, that's right.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, mm-hmm.
Remember when Gigi said party games day? Yeah, we should've listened to her.
We should've listened to her.
We should've listened to her. That was a great idea. I didn't know.
Forgive me. I know, I know not.
I, I, I knew not the future.
I knew not the future.
I let's ride!
I
She will let me text your team let her know that we were accepting her resignation from the the the challenge in everyone
Perfect, perfect. She's up in the I think so. Are we gonna have to go back? We're in a private chat
Yeah, we honestly shut up on her let's run up on her. All right
Gingy, we have accepted your resignation, you've accepted your resignation, Gingy, we have won the challenge.
We accept, we accept your resignation, we accept it.
If you resign though, if we have to go count the money, it's gonna be bad.
But if you resign, you can keep your dignity.
Yes, you keep your dignity.
You resigned now you can keep your dignity
Did she resign?
Well, no, she resigned. Oh, thank goodness
I don't even know how much money we have because it's it's too much. We have too much money
It's I we can't tell my I
Literally had to sell my account on eBay because I had too much
Yes, yes, honey. I didn't want to get banned. It is okay. We accept your resignation
And we, we gracefully accept the win gracefully accept the win. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate
I appreciate you, but I appreciate me so cordial about it. I'm not resigning and resigning it with grace and dignity
Oh, wait, did you see the weights? Oh, I know what she says. She's not not resigning. It's a double negative
Not he is resigning. Yeah, I mean I did not sound I think she's resigning
Yes, and you know what unhonorable honest very honorable very
Honorable, you know what you won?
You won in spirit. We've one time
No, we didn't extract this one dime.
Let's just say one is not the right number.
No, it is vastly different than one.
Vastly different than one dime.
Let's just say you'd be shocked to learn how many times we extracted over the last three hours.
How much money you've got?
50 million.
I have to count it now 200 million
Oh, you know well
You know
Well, it could be though. It could be you don't know for sure you have to you have to you know
You have to account for the fact that it could be that's true. That's true
The universe in infinite timeline anything can happen
Ever to the most
You guys have two people and I have a son.
We're getting such a bad...
Oh, shit!
Oh, God.
Yes, we understand that we have two people and you have one person to see and we know
that's an advantage for you.
But we accept.
John abandoned you.
That's true.
That's true.
I can't believe that guy.
Let me guess.
He was tired.
Oh.
He topped out.
Tell me that lemon puts he not at here like
Z
Hi, dude. I haven't seen the tier list yet. I
Don't I don't see me that way. I don't like he was across the what it felt like he was over the cabinet was on the bottom
He was a sweat tear list
Wait, I see where the God is you the guys got one that one will go down. I
Got another one
I don't know that's your blessing that's your blessing and he's up on the red okay hold on
I'm being shot for some reason like I'm being shot for some rounds I deal with you guys behind it
this is I heard jumping behind us where I swear I didn't I swear
I
Got shot from over by Bob. Yeah, oh yeah, we can shut it since
Holy shit you there putting off some wild shots. I swear I heard somebody jump over here. I mean, it could have been
Charkov sound
I
Think I'm getting shot from Bob no no you're definitely being shot from Bob as a separate thing
I think you might be somebody
Yeah, I might it might have been it might have been
Well, it's one of the great way how should keep Mr. Sturbusy then we'll kill this other guy Bob. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do it a lot of camping
She's
Oh, not at all. Not at all. Not at the start of the season.
It's been uh,
it's gonna one to be fair.
To be fair, we were only doing warm up rounds.
That's true. That's true.
You had to be fair that's true.
We were only doing warm ups.
Yeah. To be fair,
we were only doing warm up rounds,
but it has been a little, little tough tonight.
The first round we would have won if we had stashed our loot.
We were, we killed, I mean my god, but we brought it back out.
This time-
Is there like a requirement to die every time?
No, no, no, wait, no, well, no.
Not particularly.
I took out a scab, by the way.
I still don't know where Mr. Subosian is.
You see him?
Oh he's going right, he's going right!
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
That was not it, us.
That wasn't?
No way.
That was it.
I think that I think that guys are pushing.
Really?
You sure?
I mean, I don't know.
It's kind of fucking no, dude.
I'm just talking out of my ass.
Oh, God, how you do that?
Oh, my God.
Is that your ass?
I feel like it.
Listen, it didn't feel like it was at us.
That I can say.
Should we put it over there and come with me?
I should put something.
Come with me.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I
Right here if I don't I saw some
Oh
I think there's one more guard down below
Who's constipation been shooting at I
I just that guy that was shooting you I think he pushed if you would like that way
what we did no I don't think he was all the way at
a fob I think he was on the rich by the rock you think so and he pushed up who
this guy back here or to guard there's one nice wait where the fuck was that
Guard he's right behind the wood pile. I caught him. I got him. Yeah
I should we loop around the left side so you can get this guy and stipend as yeah
Follow me boys follow me again
I'm trying to pull myself out of this this this doozy. I'm hitting stuff so deep in this hole
Ginger you said there was only one of you during this challenge wait no John was there
What John left early? Oh?
He did one game and he had a good bed
Stingulous read you know what that means what disqualified that's true. This this term requires two people
Gen. G, you left an instant disqualification.
What do you even make any sense?
That's an instant disqualification.
Oh, yeah, it's a 2v2.
Instant disqualification.
That's not a sense.
That's a solo Gen. G, you as a duo.
I'm so sorry. I don't make the rules.
I just enforce them.
And that is technically gimmick, right?
I'm disqualification.
Yes.
I freaking hacked it.
Darn it. See, that's how I just didn't want it to end.
That's how I did it.
you know sometimes when life gives you lemons you gotta
you know
you know
life gives you lemons
take three of them
and put them in your body
that's what you do when life gives you lemons
I've heard
what do I do with them again?
it's complicated
was all right oh there's more there's more
grenade
I don't know that was a scav I don't know so much through a grenade yes it was
to me are you sure it ain't no I'm not did you throw a grenade I didn't throw
a grenade what if I did did you throw a grenade no what oh shit towards sniper
rock I sure he's here somebody's towards sniper rock that's you right
excuse me sweet diapers dad wait yeah you know somebody somebody shot him
just now oh behind oh we gotta go get them
you got you gotta go I'm gonna scab into your game and kill both of you and
no I like to see you drive down please I see people see you people see I'm
I'm going to, where, where, where, where.
Got you.
Challenge accepted.
It's past end!
Just give me one second. I'm flanking.
He's right over here, he's right over here!
I'm with you. I'm just watching above you. He can pop out above you
Hey, I'm up top. I'm up top. You beating me
Okay, okay. I'm just gonna watch so he doesn't
uh uh bunker ball you i see him he's up top take the shot take the shot i can't the trees the tree
i i shot i think i got him
he's gotta be here i gotta i gotta i gotta i gotta i gotta
Nice guys, guys!
Oh my god, Vistan!
Shadow's a pretty good team, those leaves.
Is that you coming up?
Yeah, yeah, it's me, it's me, it's me.
Oh, another, more?
Really?
You just got shot at.
Yo, you got shot at. I think you shot at.
Right, are you sure? It's from Respine.
Are you sure?
I don't know where else to be.
You can do it again.
I never shot a grenade.
I raised $20,000
TV while you're driving, but three minutes left
This is a lot like a like a like a reading
Amazon book reading
Okay
What do you think? She's you know, right?
Are you gonna read?
Yeah, 19 minutes left.
I think I'm gonna read.
I think she got it.
22, she's done it already.
Oh, thank god.
That was a close one.
That was a close one.
Woo!
Thank goodness.
Oh my god.
It's not the same server.
It could be though. It could be because we do...
I mean, we live in the same state.
right here I saw
give me just right up top
just right there
on the right side
I haven't seen you guys live a single raid this time
I just lived a single raid this time.
You prepared it with this greatness.
I'm ready.
Those are warm-up raids. You know they don't count.
Yeah, warm-up raids will continue.
Hey, bitch boy!
You survived a raid, right?
Yeah, you!
That's generous.
You won't beat me. You don't have...
Look to holidays.
spanish
grenade
oh
didn't quite make it
I got a weak arm
that's because you got no arms
that sounds very kind
These are the left out.
Woo.
He's right here.
He's right here.
He's going to the other rock behind him and shape him.
Yeah.
Let's do that.
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Go by the other rock it's time!
Give him the business!
Business time?
Business time!
Business time!
Business time!
Oh shit!
Give it!
What? Give me candy this will help you!
Give this!
Yeah
Jesus Christ great great here. Yeah, I would have
I
We just won't even see us coming from this direction. I think we're still down below to use Peekman's shoot. Yeah
Absolutely
I see something. What is that? So never dead PMC dip you see
Locked him.
You see him?
Mm-mm.
Where the hell is this guy?
You're right, no one pushes into this game. Holy crap.
You didn't ever, ever.
Literally ever.
He gave him a height advantage of like
50 meters for three minutes right there.
that he didn't even peek once just know there's just there's no you're sweating
there's no point it's always a disadvantage
what is this guy up to
I
Guess I guess we had to push
He's down below I saw him he's down. Yeah, he's down
I hit him once
I'm going for it!
He's going to be a little better
Hold there, hold there, hold there
Hold there, hold there
Do I have a grenade at you?
Oh, shit!
Excellent work!
Shit, I'm on both my legs, I'm broken
He's climbing back up, he's climbing back up
Are you climbing back up?
Can you climb back up without using him or no?
He's got a little cover
He's hurt for squirting, he's hurt for squirting
I
Watch this give me questions witness me
I'm ready with this
He was right there you'll see the blood
Oh
Check that dog. There's maybe one more. Wait, is it one more?
We'll get the dog. I think you got him, but there's it was you.
We are back. We are back. We're killing it.
Whoo, oh
Yeah, that guy was homeless, but it still counts as a kill it's just his soul is as good as anyone anyone else is
That's what we're here for
There's a second dead guy, but I never got disturbance key. I'm a good other you do not watch I'm gonna disturb us
What have you guys found?
Oh, I... Oh, no.
What?
Oh, no.
What?
What have I done?
What did you do?
Oh...
Let that guy off with a little warning.
You're gonna pick what would happen.
What's going on? What's going on?
Oh, I just... I can't get up.
Oh, that's true.
That's more than 4 hours to get on.
Gotcha!
Get your little peep down yonder.
Like you do.
I
Grabbing shoes to this key if I if we get this key we all be that safe
This is a chance we beat Ginty in the zero to your talent. Oh
My god, no, I don't think so. Yes
Yes, there is see how she's scared she is
She's just gonna win
I'm very confident. She's scared that we're gonna win. All we do is find five bitcoins in there. Oh my god. I won't be in front of me.
We can do it. Yes, we can do it. We can do it. It's happened before. Five bitcoins.
The old five bitcoins. The old five bitcoins in a servant's box. It's a classic. It's a classic. It happens very often.
Very, very often it happens. It's one of those things. It's one of those things.
I've got it. I've got it.
Here we go! Here we go! Five big coins and we come!
Oh we super boopa serious. I didn't even get one, Geerig! It's got a bunch of cr-
Oh my god. It's got a bunch of cr-
We're coming home don't know when but that's when Papa Peter's gonna be home again
Space man
In the stermen's box
Rocket man when you're coming home
People be home again
Rocket Man.
Oh, wow.
What a great game.
What do you say?
Have you ever seen Rocket Man?
Like the guy the song's about?
The movie.
The movie?
I've never seen that movie.
I've never seen Rocket Man.
No, I've never seen Rocket Man.
I've never seen Rocket Man.
I've seen Avengers.
Is it like that?
What?
Hey, good.
Okay, then I can picture what I can picture what I can, I can picture what an animator is then.
Dude, no, you guys have to watch Rocket Man.
No, I've only seen Avengers, and so it sounds like it's a one-for-one copy.
So I'm probably good.
No, it's not.
When you're coming home, Thanos don't know when, but then Thanos will be home again!
Again.
Sherry, do you love me?
Please don't take the kids away!
I've been callin', I've been callin' every day 20 times. Sherry, do you love me?
Sherry, at least let me keep the dog. Please, I have nothing left.
Sherry.
remember the old times let me keep the house sherry I got nowhere to live and
your parents to live in the area sherry sherry I've been a state home dad for
12 years can't get another job sherry please sherry sherry sherry the fact
that you I've been a state-owned dad means that you've been separated for
12 years it's you should be used to it by now you live in a new york apartment
loft on the top of a tall building we give me guys what a full care baggage with
only two slots missing holy crap this could be it this is how we be oh my god oh my
god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I see a
player
Cheryl please you took the dog and the kids let me have the house
and I've been SD at home dad for 12 years my resume is empty
gonna be hard for me to get a job after this so please just let me keep the house
I dropped out of college you know this sherry you know this sherry says
sherry, please
So sherry, I don't know why you had to take my computer. You don't even play video games
Seems pretty sinister that you would do that sherry. Just let me keep my computer
Please sherry. That's a dick move sherry. You only will check your email. You don't need a 5090 for an email
Sherry, do you even know what Ray Tracy is?
Exactly, I can just get you a $500 computer.
It'll do whatever you need it to do.
I'm sorry, Sherry.
I'm sorry, Sherry.
Sherry, take me back.
Sherry, come home.
Sherry, come home.
I'm sorry, Sherry.
Sherry, please come back.
Sherry.
Please come back.
She got back to me.
She got deployed.
I know that you were in special forces.
She was this.
You can kill me, Sherry.
You can kill me with your bare hands, Sherry.
Sherry's a double force.
It's very hard being a man knowing that his wife can kill him with his bare hands.
I know we're in 2026, but I'm a bit more traditionalist.
It doesn't feel good that my wife can kill me and then they come back.
And so I don't, I don't need to offend anyone or anything.
But it takes a little time.
It takes a little time, Sherry.
Sherry, you come back. Sherry's gonna come back.
I don't see my future.
Oh!
Excellent rain, gentlemen. Excellent rain.
Hey, that was a great rat rain.
I
Not what happened to share nothing nothing faces me after tonight
You think that you think that would get me. I'm not even here right now. I'm not even here right now
The pain is not around both of our wives. It's a it's a modern. I I'm not even here right now. I
Killed three guys. I killed three
I did a lot of moving.
It's pregnant.
How do you find out who the baby is?
You don't get it tested.
It's like whenever it comes out, it belongs to everyone.
It might not.
Is that how you decide?
Yeah, you go, that guy doesn't look like me.
Yeah, well.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Yeah.
I gotta get over it.
Yeah, that guy does not look like me at all.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Oh, wait a minute.
That looks like the guy that cleans our pool.
I don't know. Wait a minute.
Hold on. Wait. Wait. You say you
leave my pool here and there.
That's what you said. Oh, that.
Oh, yeah. You say that baby doesn't look like you at all. That looks like the pool guy.
What the hell?
No, oh
The sherry luck to be for the bull guy
Did you do this sherry sherry?
My kids not even mind the bull guys
I don't know why you wouldn't think I wouldn't notice
He looks completely different than me
And that's where I'll leave that.
And that's all I'll see on that matter.
The pool guy and I look different
and it reflects itself in the baby.
And that's where I'll leave that.
And that's where I'll leave that.
And that's all I'll see about that.
Our pool guy, Rahasha Salami.
I really wanted to have a baby with the pool guy
because you saw it, your little peanut looks like in Fortnite.
Oh, no.
What the hell, no.
It looks like the pool guy in Aquavius.
We're seeing it from the heart.
We're seeing it from the heart here.
This is serious.
Yeah, this is serious, Jindy.
This is serious.
This is serious.
Hey, guys, I know this might come as a shocker, but I'm getting off this godforsaken fucking
game.
I have never suffered more in my entire life than I have tonight.
This has been a displeasure.
I hate everybody, I never want to see you again.
Somehow you lost 3 million rubles on Zero to Hero.
I lost 3 million rubles on Zero to Hero.
Is that you're not supposed to lose money on Zero to Hero once, but somehow you managed.
Yeah, I lost 3 million rubles, I lost 3 million rubles.
I don't know how.
I don't.
I don't.
Did you buy 3 million dollars worth of macros?
Well, he may have brought in a couple other pistols.
A couple other pistols.
Yes.
Yes.
I, I, uh, I'm probably going to play a different game tomorrow.
Yeah.
Well, I'm gone for a couple of days and then I'll be back on Thursday in the nighttime
for WarDog.
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
All right.
Good bunch, good bunch.
Give it a go.
Adios everybody, adios.
Hey guys, I just want to extend my sincerest apologies to those of you that watched tonight.
God help you, God help you all, God help you all.
You should have been here, you should have been doing, tonight was a night to take off.
Tonight was the night to be learned a new hobby, maybe watching great TV show, House of the Dragon
or Mentalist or something.
Maybe SpongeBob?
Not the new episodes, maybe you'll be watched the whole episode, was it tonight type of
night?
I'm going to bed and I'm going to cry myself to sleep and I'm going to forget this day
of existence.
And if anyone brings up this day tomorrow, I will personally kill you in the game, of course in the game
If anyone says hey, Peter remember tomorrow, I'm going to I'm going to take a cattle broad and I'm going to
weld
Flesh weld your butt hole shot so that you can never poop again
And this is a what this is a warning. This is a warning to everyone everyone here. This is a warning to everyone here
Um, so and I hope you take it seriously. I hope you take it very seriously. This is no joking matter
This is no laughing matter. This is no laughing matter. No laughing matter. I
Warning or promise both of
Promise to warn you I'm warning you that I'm gonna promise
One you I
promise
Yeah, something that yeah, that'll work. Okay. Yeah, that works. Okay, you know. Yeah, exactly exactly exactly
Okay, all right. Okay guys. Okay. Okay guys. I'm telling you I know they've hinted it online, but please if someone has a connection over at the
mordod
Thing or something you just tell them the real actually I guess I I do but if you if somebody else has
Like what maybe you'd like a sexual relationship with one of the
Developers just have them because that would be even surpassed when I when I when I can do over here
If one of you guys is dating a war dogs developer
Or having an affair or whatever. Just please ask him
I know it's already rumored that there's a beta on Thursday, but just tell just tell them they have to do it
Tell them they have to do it listen tell them you're not gonna have sex with them anymore
more and less they do a beta on Thursday.
So you don't get this, you don't get this, you don't get this
pussy. Or if you're a guy, you don't get this wiener.
You don't get it unless you do a beta on Thursday.
Threaten them, threaten them.
Don't worry, I got it.
Thank you, I knew it.
I was thinking, I was like, who is fucking the war dogs
devs?
And the first thing I went to my mind was hideouts.
Hideouts are the easiest dog.
I knew you'd be, I knew you, I knew you up to the challenge.
I knew you were up to the challenge.
I knew you up to the challenge.
Withhold, withhold it from that man.
So you don't get none of this until you do a beta.
You don't get, you don't get none of this
until you do a beta.
Casual type beat, exactly how that's, exactly.
Exactly.
I'm bunging one of the devs fantastic chief.
I need you to withhold as well.
Tell them, tell them to drop the beta immediately,
immediately, immediately.
Hmm
Hi, I'll please I do it. I want to play board on she's silence. We're all counting on you
We're all counting on you now. I'm gonna go to bed and cry a little I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to bed
And cry a little all right see guys. I'm gonna all right. Okay guys something okay. All right, okay?
All right. I'm gonna go ahead and okay. I'm gonna go ahead and cry a little I'm gonna go ahead and cry a little
All right, okay
Just a little bit. No, it might be a lot. It might it might be a lot
It might be obviously I'm just I'm gonna I'm gonna head on out and require a little bit
All right, good night everybody good night now gang. I have a good one good night. Everybody good night now gang
I have a good one good night. Good night now. Good night now gang. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night, everybody
Jork says no, no, no, George says for me and if anybody does do a Jork says tonight, please
I need everyone to promise that if you have if you're gonna dork it making a sad dork and solidarity for me today I
Need I need this I need that I need that from you. I don't I forget us for a lot. I thank you. Thank you
Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that making a sad one
Good night everybody have a good night now. Good night everybody have a good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night
Good night, have a sleep tight, have a good night's sleep tight and do not!
Let the bloodbugs fuck your ass!
Get out of here, get out!
Quick!
Get out before it's too late! Get out of here quick!
I'm ready to fight for-