TheBurntPeanut
TARKOV NOW | CS2 LATER | CLOAKZY X HUTCHMF | WARDOGS TOMORROW (STREAM STARTS WHEN GAME DROPS SOMWHERE BETWEEN 1-4pm ct) | #BUNGULATE
09-02-2026 · 7h 47m
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I got a bitch inside, you ride with a man in a night, take it or pay, just a body, take
I saw that I guess and it's fine, I'm just a playbag, but she fine
I gave her a shoe and she died, I gave her a shirt when she died
I gave her a shirt when she died, I gave her a shirt when she died
I came in that bitch with a knife, that's what it's like in her life
I don't play with no words, if you could I'd be playing for fun
Fuck a bitch more than any boy, you not stopping me know what you mean
I'm not the bitch for a pack, the bitch she said in my life
The bitch was a poor body, fuck a bitch she said in my life
My lips are so dry, my body
Fuck a bitch, I'm back in a car,
Fuck a bitch, I'm back in a lube
I don't care if this come back
I'm full of respect, you'll make
Little business, less than a gig
How are you bugging through the spine whacked into the Wednesday gentlemen forgot what day the week was right there for
No big deal. No big deal gentlemen. No big deal
Guys guys a few announcements. Nothing one. I took a little nap. Yeah, I just woke up like ten minutes ago
I don't know what planet I'm on but that's okay. We'll figure everything out for tonight. Oh, oh
All right, he caught me. I already started drinking.
You're supposed to start drinking five minutes after waking up.
That's what the doctor says. It's very healthy for you.
Maybe. I don't know.
I cannot be here legally liable for anything I say.
Cheers, gentlemen. Cheers.
Water? No, no, not water.
Water's for benches. Only benches drink water.
drink water, readings for bitches,
educations for bitches, waters for bitches.
Yeah, I think I got everything on the list.
If the list expands, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you, I will tell you,
I will let you know if there's more things on the list
that I have to warn you about.
Pia's drunk, no, I'm not drunk.
That's the first sip I've had right up the day.
Okay guys, I don't drink.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, it's been confirmed,
I don't find out just as many,
but it's been confirmed that tomorrow,
War Dogs beta is back out,
so I will be hopping on early for that now.
The time that it comes out is kinda iffy-diffy.
I think it's somewhere between one PMCD
and four PMCD somewhere in there.
So I'll probably, oh, shit, I'll probably be,
I'm seeing, that is hitting hard.
Let me see, oh, that is hitting hard.
So I will be hopping in somewhere probably around 2pm CT
like for instance if it drops at 1 I'll probably not hop on till 2
but if it doesn't drop till 3 I'll probably hop on at 3
You know what I'm saying?
The earliest I'm gonna hop on is like 2pm CT
Talking about early hop-ons
Guys, let me tell you guys
I know a bunch of you guys are loving this new stream time
But I asked the bungalows at the end of the night
and they were not happy with me Foo
Dead on on a stack
Dead on a stack the goofy eyes were not happy with with with a jet dead on okay a goofy on dead
So what I told them is the same thing. I'm telling you guys
This is an Aussie. You know what I might even nullify this whole thing and just decided to 6 p.m.
To 1 a.m. Just cut it down the middle
But in case I don't choose to do that, I told them the same thing I'm going to tell you, this poll that is in the Discord announcement, you just have to scroll up.
So this is what you'll see. You'll see DJ Khaled right there.
This poll right here, it says keep it the same time, which is 7pm to 2am CT and start slash in two hours earlier.
This poll is still live.
You can still vote in this poll if this poll
Changes so that more of you guys want it to be the old time by Sunday
I will switch back to the old day or the old time on Monday. All right
But if it stays that you guys want the new time if it stays you guys want the new time
They will keep the new time
So just makes you keep it really you keep whichever one you like a higher number and then again also
Understandable have a great day word word word word word word understandable have a great day sir word word word word word word now
All right, okay, here's the plan for tonight guys
We were gonna play CSU right up the bat
But at 5 11 p.m. 11 minutes after I asked closey and hutch to be here
They thought it was a good idea to start a competitive match
Guys, I know two of the greatest minds
In history, it's like Einstein and Tesla just came together and Nikola Tesla
And Einstein came together greatest minds classing against each other
so they left got a 30 minute ban and
And what we're gonna do is me and close you gonna place and talk off while hutch goes on a walk with his wife a
Walk with his wife. I know guys. I told him to come up with a more believable lie. I
I'm just telling you
What he told me I said hutch come up with a more believable lie
There's kind of two points in there that don't really make sense the walk part and
And the wife part right, but listen that's not up for me to get a new lie
Okay, I was just relaying to him that it would be probably beneficial to come up with a better lie
That is more believable. I did recommend something. I said instead of a walk with the wife
He was going to roll to the fridge and grab a cheese pudding and eat it in a dark room alone by himself
I would buy that I would buy that would you buy that I would buy that
Would you buy that because I would I would buy that but the first story doesn't really make sense
Nonetheless, nonetheless, that is what's going on. So me and folks you're gonna play some bongas
Then we're gonna hop over to CS2 and debit table and we're open in cases
We're opening cases like mad!
We are gonna, we are opening cases like crazy!
Oh, okay, hi nuts, okay, that was the last announcement.
Dude, why are you not playing
in the firing range on Wardons right now?
Hi nuts, you can literally eat the shit out of my asshole.
You can take a plastic spoon from the little rats
they have at Wendy's and dip it in my butt.
and then you can spoon out the largest piece of crap
you can find in there and enjoy it.
Digest it, put a napkin on your lap,
silverware laid out, five-star meal, eat my shit.
I'm not playing the fucking firing range of war dogs,
just I love the game.
I wanna play, but that's all that is out today.
So if I see one motherfucker going,
why aren't you playing war dogs today?
It's cause it's a firing range.
You can't actually play the game yet, dumb ass.
You can't play the game yet.
Why are you playing War Dogs?
All right, mods, remove all of their penises.
Remove all of their penises.
They have lost their penis privileges.
They no longer have them.
You can work back toward having your penis privileges,
but you've lost them today.
You've lost them today.
I will let you know when you've earned it back.
I will let you know when you found it back!
And let us go grab Mr. Cloaksy.
Mr. Cloaksy, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Me, fuck you.
Fuck me?
I'm doing icebreaker.
Me, what?
I'm doing icebreaker.
You're doing icebreaker right now?
Yeah.
Like without me?
Keith, you're right.
I was about to learn it.
Do you want me to wait for you?
Yes.
I'm already ready.
I'm already ready.
Why are we doing icebreaker?
Why don't we do labs?
cuz I need money I'm down 14 million yeah ha ha ha ha f*** you you're poor but also
why not just go to flames I need to be level 30 so I can buy key cards so you
don't just run around and take all the loot no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
listen I will pick you can pick one key card but I will open it for you on my damn deal
deal
closey say deal
you can choose one colored room and I will open it for you and leave and you can take
everything in the room deal so if okay so if I choose black I get both black you mean
the black and intelligence yeah there's that one and then there's one under green you want
me to open you want me to use two black card swipes on you yes you are you asking for both
black like the syringe ones and then black and intelligence to that's three swipes wait
what because the black and intelligence requires you to swipe once to open the door and then
swipe another time open to say wait really yes yes you can choose one room as a
whole you can choose one route not like you can't just both black roads you can
choose the intelligence one and I will swipe okay okay okay perfect I choose
that one okay all right awesome that's a little weird
being nice I'm not being nice I hate you and I just don't want to play ice
bring on one of the ads. Yeah, I don't I want you to know yesterday went so good, but today
and today mean. Hi, David. So yeah, I think, you know, you get good days, one in a million,
you know, but we can maybe just leech off of yesterday's luck and maybe just kind
of get like one or two good range. You mean exactly, exactly, exactly. I actually heard
You play twice as good when you when you're shirtless and you take a picture of it
You send it to one of your friends like me or something or like anyone like me or like someone or like in or anyone like me
Like anyone like me
I'll do that right now. I didn't know those things I
Got a question. Why is my HK orange? Why why is your HK orange? What does that mean?
Orange I
I'm at a loss. What does that mean the gun behind it is orange whenever you oh
That's because someone used a weapon repair kit to repair it and they hot
They have a high enough skill level to upgrade the weapon
It'll tell you the modifier if you double click on the gun
There'll be a new bar on the bottom and it'll tell you it'll probably be increased accuracy by about 3%
You see it is exactly that yep, I wait I put that on the nose
Yeah, by 2.6% God, you're a fucking.
Oh, I thought I go get some friends.
Actually go outside and talk to someone.
How the fuck do you know that off the top of your head?
You, when's the last time you've seen the grass?
Peter, you're so cool.
What's the last time you had an interaction outside on the ground?
outside a monitor. You said
you're so cool. How did you
Did you see that? Did you
that? Dude, that was sick.
You guessed it right on the
How do you press that? I was
your question. I could but
that's why they pay you the
I just want to help you, I'm trying to help you, I know how close, I know you do all of the thinking, but I'm maybe some time for you to get to.
Yeah, team leader right there, now let's get in there.
Okay, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. Let me, hold on, let me get just a couple goodies here.
I'm almost ready. I'm almost ready up a Peter disease. He's he's he's been having problems making this cockwork and so
It's distracting him. So just you gotta give me a like a three second head start here to really get one down
You might not okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Hold on one
One
Hold on wait a second. Hold on wait a minute so
half
Hold on now
Wait a second hold on wait a man hold up. Hold up. Wait a minute. It's that man, right?
I'm right. I have lost all the ammo that I gave yesterday. You are so right. I'm down
Well, you always do not icebreaker. Oh my god, I think you think you think I also lost my money. I have 500,000 rubles
Although I haven't showed a lot of the stuff I got from yesterday
I'm still yeah up on 12.5 million which is good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good to hear
That's fucking great. What that's great to you. That's great to hear that is
The best the best item that I found from lab is the last 48 hours
It's a graphics card and I can't sell it to level 40
Terrible terrible terrible terrible that's terrible news. Oh, I just gained another million dollars back said oh my god
I actually did I'm at 1.6 million. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, God, close you. I don't we oh God
I'm flexing and finessing on you. Oh my god. Oh
Richard's rapper on the scene call me mr. Lean 30 million pounds of trash down the ocean clean
Sand and field of breeze 20 million trees
Went to the hood now all the all the rent is free
Got gotta give it back covered Tom Brady
Now, pass out.
Night vision, night vision, night vision, night vision, night vision.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, watch, thank you, watch.
All right.
All right.
Mm-mm.
Oh, Mr. Noel, Mr. Seek, Mr. Rowley, poor boy.
My fucking son was good, man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy.
It's been a change in my mind.
Oh, mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh, is it true you know the cribs?
Uh, I think he means the cribs.
And yeah, Coachy, Coachy, you know that I was part of the Cripgag before, right?
Me and all my Goofy-Oz?
Coachy!
What?
You know I was in the Cripgag before, right? Me and all my Goofy-Oz?
You and all your Goofy-Oz? Or are the Cripgag-
You mean all my Goofy-Oz?
We- Dada!
Dada, me and all my Goofy-Oz?
We we run your box it dead ass absolutely absolutely we would
Those like our top five things you know, let's ride
Wait, there is no sickies on Blue.
Four-sided, like, presidential area.
Oh, there's no sickies on the left.
Okay.
She far, she far, she far.
Reno, you're down there!
I'm just scaring them, I'm just scaring them, watch.
Is he still in the showcase?
No, he probably sprinted into...
Lock him.
He could have sprinted base man. I just heard him sprinting on metal staircase
Wait you all you heard was pretty good metal. Yeah. Yeah, it was metal staircase for our promise
It could be technically G but I
Should hear him sprinting up the metal staircase next to me
Just heard
Someone moving their feet
probably black division the beat me not go off the beat me not go off someone's
ran by him up yet are we already yeah it's probably in there I heard shuffling
probably front server yeah what's up front server hello is anyone back here
I think that's it comes oh yeah you see the ball through glasses the ball through
glass I caught him what are you doing around here buddy what are you doing over
I
Jesus
Sir
Sir, I would like to big Macs
to big Macs a large fry and a coke
Did you get that I
I said to Big Mac's large fry and a cone
So do you have my order or not
Said no, you don't know you do know you don't you got that me Donald's that said chief
That's right here.
I saw it.
Now hold on, sir.
Hold on now.
Listen, chief.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
You said to turn off my flashlight, which I did.
But you've got yours on.
OK, no flashlights.
Sir, it's two Big Macs!
A large fry and a Coke!
Coachy, is that you coming?
Is that you coming?
Yes.
Got a staircase on the thing.
Do you have my order, sir?
No.
Okay, now it actually sounds kind of normal. Did you plug it in?
Oh, now it's back on. Two Big Macs, sir.
Two Big Macs.
Oh, she goes as you come in.
Stop trying to shoot that firing extinguisher. Got it.
What do we do? What do we do, guys?
Ha! What do you do about that, pussy?
Oh shit, there's two of you. Oh my god. Oh my god. I know that you guys are cheating. That's two.
You're not allowed to have two guys.
You can't have two guys. You can't have two guys.
Of course, there's two guys on me.
Hey, no flashlights! No flashlights!
Okay, okay.
Can we have lasers?
Wait, how many lasers?
How many lasers?
What's the say you coming in?
Cozy, cozy, cozy, you're muted, you're muted.
Is that you coming in?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
There's one in the bullet proof
and then one on the back right,
back down the hallway.
This is my compadre here.
Can I just make the guy close?
Yeah, go ahead and do a name.
He's in the back though, he's in the back.
No, he's in the back. He's looking down the hallways.
Be careful, be careful.
Okay.
I haven't seen his buddy in a while.
Hold on, I'll make it.
I'll make it. I'll make it. Keep your gun out.
Sounds good, sounds good.
I got it.
What was that?
That's him in the back.
That's him in the back.
Yeah, I'm doing it. Keep your gun out.
This is getting intense, this is getting intense guys.
I don't know about this, I don't know about this, this is getting intense.
I got that single fire.
No, I'm always scared if my gun's not on single.
Oh
My god, oh my god, that's right. Oh, right side right side tell your friends
Did you just kill him? Yes, I killed one not the other guy. Are you sure cuz he looks pretty
Sure sure sure can you tell your friends something wait? Let me see
Let me serve. Can you tell your friend? Did you get my order?
I
Just need to confirm that he got my order
This way P
I see like I like you guys I
Do you want me to let them live then no no no, we can't we can't everyone we kill everyone
I
Did I did I can help ours I mean I'm gonna fake right crazy crazy. You should the back right side
Back right yeah back right in that holy
Okay.
I don't, he's gotta be in safety.
Okay, okay, I'll hold it, I'll hold it.
Okay, just wait.
Is he on the corner right now?
No.
But he might be back to that glass bar.
I say, Wilper, at least I mean that,
that bad glass bar, you're too much.
Yeah.
He's there, back right.
Probably he's back to the glass.
Oh, back to the glass.
Lock him.
He's up!
He's up!
He's up!
He's up!
He's up!
He's too bitey.
No, no, no, no.
Ah, let me lift this guy for Nate, then I'll kill him.
I just can't tell where he is.
He's right at the bus stop.
I got a hit.
Great! Watch out!
Okay, he's down the corner.
Oh, dude, look at that.
Look at that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He's not the hallway. Be careful.
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay?
Okay, he's down the car.
Jesus Christ.
One second, packing it back! One second!
Hold on.
This is very satchel- this is- I- I-
This is very satchel- this is very satchel-
Okay. Alright, okay, I'm back. I'm ready to go.
Excellent, excellent.
Oh, it's Coach Money.
Ah, it was the Coach Money.
Oh my goodness.
Woo!
Woo!
Ah, it was the Coach Money.
Oh my God.
Coach, he has a, he has a batch of silent plate.
I'm not even joking.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Oh my God.
Eddie is the Albo-Albee-119 from Wedge.
This guy's fucking huge.
This guy is huge.
No way.
This guy is massive.
This guy is massive.
Are you even using I bet you that and yes from what I bet anything
I bet you anything that for wads
Oh, who's got a couple mags one moment
One moment one moment
moment
Fighters back. Oh, you're being a backpacks. No, honestly. I honestly, I don't know if anyone brings backpacks a lot of the black vision
If so many large large large backpacks, is that really point for you to bring any?
There was a guy in bed by the way, so
Let me see a little people. Let me see a little pinch me one squint. Okay
I
Think so see
That's good. God's got you a little beat a little
Beep all right. I have agile go positive push. What's great?
I might use yeah use his got easy. He's popping that pussy for a real good, but you don't talk about types of
No, oh
We just started before that I came in and just fucking well. No, they were cool
Honestly, I think those guys were cool, but I don't think they understood I was just messing with them
I feel like they got kind of offended when I called their microphone a McDonald's microphone
But it was it. I mean it was that was the most terrible sounding microphone. I've heard in weeks
But my father we say there's one alley psycho. Oh, we're not like a cycle
You must have already got the key.
Oh, thank goodness.
Thank goodness.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh.
Oh.
Of course, there's a lion over here if you want.
Wow.
Yeah, the lion, yeah, it does sometimes, but not all the time, not all the time, sometimes
it likes you.
Wait, are you outside to the right?
You just...
No, I'm over here.
I'm over here, guys!
You're over here!
That's all right.
That's all right.
How certain are you?
I heard him shuffle.
That's all right.
Oh, shuffle?
Oh my God, he's about to start dealing.
Oh, I hope I get 21.
Oh, dude, we can win big here.
We can win big right here.
Oh, I hope I get 21. Oh
Dude we can win big here. We can win big right here
Little sounds up little sounds up. Let's see if you guys can see me
You should play with King Kai he shout it out after he won his world title fight
I don't know who that is.
I heard Shuffling by the way.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
Not to be disrespectful.
Not to be disrespectful.
I'm sure he's very cool or whatever.
I'm not very well versed in sports.
I really know.
I will take a little peep.
I'll take a little peep.
My apologies.
My apologies.
I don't know a lot of sports guys.
My apologies guys.
My apologies guys.
My apologies guys.
I just like the big nukes, but where'd you hear the shuffling at?
Hmm, uh, probably directly above us.
Oh, I heard that too.
I just heard that. No, that's no black division. That's that's a guy. Someone out.
Oh, that's a guy. So not hundred percent.
So I heard that.
No, I definitely, I swear to God, I just heard that. You heard that guys? You heard that?
Are you showing?
No, I'm not. No, I know. I'm actually not showing. This is not a troll. I heard that. It was like one of those like
Like, it's loose.
What else you got tomorrow?
He's holding an angle, 100%.
Open up a gap, dude.
I wonder what if I get some more good man, good arm man?
Thank you, my boy.
Please thank you, my boy.
Sir, we know you're there.
There's no point in hiding.
Come on out.
Okay, I was wrong.
It was back to me.
Okay, well, you know,
you know where you can always be right.
if you want wrong you can't be you know there's all if you're always if you're
always right then you get then there's no being wrong okay hold on he's very
handsome he's very sexy chiseled jaw I saw him what if you're always wrong well
then like maybe you're like fucking dumb or like that's a whole
other part you got to talk to your doctor about that probably then what
What are you? I'm a genius
We just you I got one of them. They do that poisonous smoke though. It's you that's what you smoke
All right
Watch it. I'm in dark all I can't see
I'm blind. Go see a blind
I guess I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. Closey, Closey, Closey. Closey, Closey! Closey, Closey, Closey! He's talking crap! He's talking crazy and I'm blind! I'm not being vision! I'm gonna be on my screen!
Oh I got another line!
Okay. He just keeps on gasping. This guy's an asshole. I'm leaving. He deserves beer by Bonnie.
How much is the smoke hold on okay hold on wait dude what how big is that small
serious this is me this is me that you right there yeah that smoke went down the
whole thing you have a dirty bubble of course you see right here I gotta go
I'll handle the Black Division.
You see it.
I'll be right back.
Look.
That guy's got a aura.
That guy's got a long, long tail.
That close, see?
Oh my God.
How would it be?
I'll be right there close.
He's got to be with these Hoonigins.
You see it.
You're good.
Oh, the Black Division, right?
Yeah, this is the Black Division stuff here.
No, I was asking the guys that shot me.
their front managers we are we reasonable managers
oh my god that other one to down
oh my god I just whipped a million shots I'm like she she she you cook is too
I seem to die.
I think I'm going to use the M80 for that.
Are they regional managers or assistant to the regional managers?
I can't hit them!
This gun bounces more than me!
And I would know.
You should see me in close here at the bath house on Sundays.
No towels needed.
There's a lot of sweat.
two. One dead. One. Hey, if you killed one, I got one. The red
instance of the officer's second floor. I killed one, you killed one. I only saw two.
The extension of this team, there's only two over here. There's only two here.
Two.
I mean, there's no more in here. One second.
That might have been one full team. They just split off into twos. You mean?
for change for me be
I think so
you know the good
believe a single more so behind it believe a single more so
I mean it's your
like what I mean the graphics cards I came and sell them from
literally you should level up bitch
Well, exactly where are you at right now? You in black offices? Yes. Oh, yeah
What do you guys hit the name AC? Oh, he's got the modular
Here we got there we didn't clear the far side. That's okay. I'm I'm I've got a sick sense
I don't sense that you want to order over there. All right
There's another module backpack right here if you want it.
Little Shopping Shopping, Little Shopping Shopping.
You want to see what I got? I packed these bags.
I
See immediately after this we move the yellow then we get your rooms and we hit the red and mild yeah
We do something now. She's been a little quiet
I'm done. I'd say these answers are tickling. There's someone flicking their bean in a corner
Yeah, I mean, I'm not one to step on someone talking to them that.
I'm moving out, I'm moving out.
Who's this damn person right here?
They could have died too.
They died of black division?
Gosh, yeah, he died of black division.
What an idiot.
Reboot!
Alright, this is going pretty good.
This is going pretty good.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Nothing too brass? Nothing too garish?
Nothing too garish?
What's the name?
Nothing too garish?
Usupeti!
What a nice cold one.
It's cold water.
Yo, who's that?
I'm going to have to see Max and I'm with ya.
I wonder if that was the guy that we met.
Did you just got died in the Black Division we killed?
Or did you do more Black Division over here?
I think that's the Black Division we killed.
They were front managers.
It's pretty annoying to play.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, but keep your peepers open boys.
Your fight is not yet over.
Nice two chickens you got there.
Thanks, boss.
Thanks, Lodge.
All right, Lodge, run!
Yeah, I think the guy that you killed did all make.
What division is the Lodge?
Wait, what do you mean to the Lodge?
In the hangar, in the hangar.
Oh, let's leave him there.
Welcome.
Are you sure?
Oh, wow.
What division?
Did they kill my family?
Wait, no, wait, hold on.
They opened this?
I don't think they alluded to this.
That's why Tetris inside yellow,
even though it was already open.
Pfft!
Ah!
Okay.
You're here, right?
Never been better.
Uh, now leave me alone!
Leave me alone, I've got...
...a business to attend to.
I'll be saving this later.
I'll be saving that for a little later.
For a rough time.
Okay, hold on!
Alright, these guys are being very re-mongous!
Very re-mongous!
I'm going to do an intelligent.
Hey
You told you she's open I put these little ones on the map
Probably that guy the guy that's dead right here. I mean
Wait is that extract called
Oh
It's very good. Oh, mr. Coach. You don't get your wish. Oh, what did this guy left an egg?
You know, he's got a stupid
He's got a stupid. They're leaving tons of stuff in these rooms. They open
Wa w a yes, it's not here. Yeah, it's black and violent open
I know I've no stamina
Hey, how are you? That's my friend over there
Hey, this break is heavy shit. Oh
Yes, what are the old these David what are we you could be shooting left stuff?
They left a line if you want that you probably still in this game person you think Joe I
doubt I ever like five rooms
The backpack, is this your backpack?
It's my backpack, it's my backpack.
Oh, to be touching that, Buster.
No, to be touching that, that would be fine.
No extract, it's called right now.
He could have died, did you check yellow?
I mean, did you have parking?
Did you check parking?
No, no I didn't.
No.
To be me, that's why there's only one black division
down there, maybe he died a lot.
Okay.
Dude, that guy's got to be stuck,
that guy's got to be stuck.
Oh, it's, oh, sorry, oh, he's back in a good manner.
I
Read
Yeah, you think a little people I'll be a people by the the other stairs the one opposite of yellow
yeah parking is closed that's a little
space there is okay go so take us all
clear I'm not seeing any more black
vision I'm telling you I'm not seeing
anything so yeah the device is just one
black I see black division right this
me me me me me me parking who are you
certain tell me so you only close you
No, you say in our craters
When you kill this guy down here, I kill him over here to the right over there that way
Wait, I think yeah, I don't know why there's one black division out there. I don't know who do these rooms
Right, I'd say it's time to skedaddle
Yeah, I agree. I do the case is closed
Which we go that way see literally right here in my backpacks in here. Oh, oh, oh
Let's
All right, well that was that was a successful rate
We'll usually make it out of our first thing tonight.
Ah, too jammy, boys.
How do I do this?
I can't.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm back, please.
Is that your name?
Yeah, it's me, it's me.
We're about to clear the way.
Yes, Bob!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Whizzin' break, whizzin' break!
Excellent rain, boys, excellent rain!
God, do tell me, I'd say so myself.
Oh, cause you know when you are served
well like five feet from the edge
and just lippin' over the edge.
Ha ha ha!
Oh see, you know what? You have an inquisitive mind.
That's what I like about you.
That's what... whatever you think somebody...
...a reasonable way of doing a situation, you do the opposite.
That's what I like about you, Mr. Closie.
Oh, we... oh shit, I forgot you took all my shit.
Mmm...
...uh...
...oh.
Who's here with minute fifty five?
Yeah, there boss.
I mean, that guy's better than you.
I mean, that guy's better than you.
He's behind one of the cars.
He was just instantly dying.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know where that guy went.
No, no, no other extract is called.
Yeah, there was that one guy that died in the black division up on those stairs,
but he didn't, I mean, he had a couple of drinks and goodies,
but it's not enough for three or, no, it'd be four rooms of stuff.
Absolutely not.
Nah.
It's not possible.
Not possible.
Oh
No, I just want to see the body. He was gonna be it when you really could be paid for bit things feel like no
I don't I guys I already tried out body care. I did it just a novelty. It's not like a game that you like really play
Maybe when I'm drunk one night for a couple hours, but it's I mean I'm not getting into that game
It's not really like a game. You know, it's not like a it's not like a you know, but it's it's cool
It's very interesting, but it's not really a game that I can just know I'm gonna go play and grind and try to do anything in
It's like cool like I'll play the game and go guys look how realistic this is and then we'll end that's about it
Yeah, no longevity that's right. That's right no offense to them
I honestly for other people, maybe there is longevity but for me, I that's how I see it
That's how I see it. Maybe it's maybe for other people. It's very very cool
People are gonna pay for a long, long time.
For me, I just couldn't see myself getting into that game
in a long, in a long, long, long period of time.
Go back to your old schedule, Peter.
You gotta vote, you gotta vote.
Gotta vote, nothing.
Getting me for a very long period of time.
Mr. Dreck, you devious dog, you devious dog.
Mr. Coach, I told you that would go good.
And you wanted to go to Icebreaker.
Foolish, foolish, Mr. Coach, you're foolish.
What?
No, no, that map's good.
It's just I need key cards.
Yeah, but if you need key cards, then I get less key cards,
and then you make money, and I don't, and I hate you.
That's perfect.
That's what I want.
I actually want you to hate me, so I never have to play with you ever again.
Every single time I play with you, I actually get depressed because how bad you are with me.
Now, he's my turn to pick up on it.
Drive the talking ball.
Well, Closie, I think that, well, it's very disheartening to hear you say that,
because I think you're a great player, and I like the way
that you move and your techniques and I can see you a great friend yeah I feel
bad
Oh
God yeah
Fuck you clumsy. I will have the key cards forever and you would stay boy. You would stay boy. You will die
All right, closey now you caught you want to go over one now I have to speak with my
I think we should do icebreaker or labs.
Well, Pina, you're so handsome and funny.
It could be either one or whatever you think.
Well, I think in, I don't know.
I think in labs, we've been doing that a lot.
We haven't gotten an icebreaker.
Well, whatever you think, Pina, you're so handsome and funny.
Well, okay.
I can't decide closely.
What do you think?
Honestly, I'm down for literally anything.
the end of it. We've been we've been kind of running it on labs these last like 48 hours.
Yeah. Oh, okay. Like, like, and like, yeah, a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like, you mean that
in like a positive way or like, like we should go again or like a negative way, like we've
been doing it off and go do some house. No, no, like a positive way. I feel like we
kind of like farming. Yeah, we have been far, but we have been farming.
Yeah, I think we just keep going, right? Let's do it. We should we should go labs until
until we run to its cheater.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So, like, one raid, let's try!
Mm-hmm.
Okay, I'm wearing the bachelor slot plate,
I'm wearing wedges gear as well.
I'm going massive.
I'm going as big as a mountain!
All right, touch.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, that, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, no.
No, no one can be that big.
But I'm almost I'm very close I see you cut down five
Come on coachy, let's get in there boys
I gotta need another key card
Coachy, how do you do you do you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you ever had a dream where you can do anything
Yeah
That's sweet and sweet. All right. Okay. All right
But how about advice
I mean idiot, where's the pole into the discord announcement shatting another grenade early in
7,053 people want it just to stay the same and the 7 p.m.
to 2AM CT and then 14,145 people say they like this new schedule.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, so I'm here and you guys are liking it.
Mm, mm, mm.
New poll, it's still an active poll.
Oh yeah, Pete.
Stop asking.
You can just go vote.
Uh, poll's not closed.
Wait, wait, check my phone, okay.
I
Wait
I think that's totally.
There we go.
Oh, there you go.
Yes, we were seeing me in
pig service, cocked balls.
Of course you know that mole
looks benign.
You should be good.
I think you're good on that
one.
All right, cool.
That mole on your left sack,
I think that's totally benign.
There's nothing wrong with
that.
But I would, could you,
next pig serve your balls?
Just because I'm a doctor,
just to be a surer,
okay?
Can you do it?
Can you take it?
You look down and your phone is below your ball sack and you lift up your shaft and you
tilt it to the left a little bit so I can see your face and while you're looking down
you link your lips a little and then take it from that angle.
It would help you have a doctor.
I mean if you're a doctor, I can't say no, it's one of my best interests.
Okay, alright, okay, okay, alright, I'll let you know for sure, but as for now I
think it's benign, but I'll have to double check with that new picture.
Okay.
Riiiide!
I
And his transitions are loud as fuck now holy
Captain cabs sent out his TV remote and is blaming me
Oh no, I just had a voice crack and it wasn't make fun of me.
Oh, no, oh God.
Oh no, I need you to see that word you said in Arc Raiders to pull the heat off of me.
They've been the same.
Same.
Oh no.
They've been the same.
It's over.
That's it.
It's gonna be my last stream.
This will be my last stream.
This will be my last stream forever.
I'm kidding, forever.
Yes!
Yes!
Fucking finally!
I've been waiting for so long!
No more!
Okay.
Well, if you've ever used a herby,
you can actually see a herby to me.
Oh god, wait, oh, check your nightmares out.
Fuck.
Make it!
I don't think anyone's guys.
me the burnt squeaker
Do we open this one up as your one card?
No, no, no, no, no. Okay then I'm gonna open it as my one card.
Okay.
There's literally one stem in there. I'm not joking.
Are you serious?
I see two.
I actually see two stems. There's both to the left.
There's none in the middle.
I get all these. You're your buddy.
Yeah, there's one here. Oh God
There's literally two stibs in here. Oh my God
Dude there's, I didn't see the other one, where's the other one at?
Oh, I see, I see it. I was only two stibs in here, what?
What the hell?
Oh, dude. Oh my God. Oh God. Oh my God.
I'm the Fintless Bert Squeaker
All righty
You're quite cozy come on cozy. Yeah, yeah, I'm ADSing so it just gives anyone peeks you was a lot to think
There's anyone over there. I think I heard someone
Wait, in the cell?
I could have swear I was in the cell while I was jump over it.
Oh, we're the first ones.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh.
Oh.
Gotta get that key before she does.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Wait.
Wait, go back?
What did I miss?
I got it already.
At most.
We're seeing those athletics in the room and I missed it.
In blue, I just picked it up. My first athletics I found.
Are you serious? Like she was in athletics in blue?
Yeah.
They were saying it was in black.
Oh, good. Because you said you found it in blue.
You swear to God you found it in blue?
No, I mean.
Oh, you liar.
Oh you fiver. Oh God you fibbed you're a fiver. Oh my God you fiver.
Darn it. Oh do you fib? Did you fib closey? Oh should you fib? Oh you're a fiver.
Oh darn it. You fibbed. Oh you fibbed all over me. Yeah no yeah yeah I'm over here
I'm spending I'm going to the rest of the unit. Okay. I don't
Wait what wait spreading middle
The middle middle
I
Kill you right now, and no one would say a fucking thing
I think I'm this whole operation
You're basically getting scammed by all these rooms I got nothing back there
I
Was are you coming back here to steal them perhaps Lennox
Yes die die immediately that's what you get for being for trying to steal my stuff
Okay, all right, Kushi. We really need to yellow, come on, let's go talk offices, yeah?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, we're still fighting by yellow.
You're nice. I haven't found a lettuce once this way, or a big one.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Well, I just fibbed on you. Now we're both fibbers.
Huh? You're a fibber, and I'm a fibber, mate.
Yeah, you're a fibber too. I just lied about the legs, and I'm a fibber.
Couple of fivers like two fivers should do what they should fuck
Well, she's doors already opening towards the one across I do might be sure over here
Or here shots me
Oh
You died to Randy. Oh my god
This is ready for me. I mean you got you. Uh, that's box. No Randy under score ready under score
This is this is real person. It's real person
You something
Oh, oh my oh my oh
Oh
Don't mind if I do don't mind if I do oh
I see another dead person
another clue
I don't move
I'm far pot on the flower pot right next on the fire pot out there. You're right. He's literally role playing you fucking trolling
Hey, I'll talk for it. Talk for it. Talk for it.
Thank you. Thank you.
You get your ass back in here, son of a bitch!
Oh!
Absolutely shit on you.
Absolutely shit on you.
Cheeky.
Another one. Another one. Another one.
Where? I think.
Where?
I hear footsteps here. Right.
Yeah, I hear it. I hear it.
Yeah.
Oh, no, I'm so hurt.
It's box vision.
Oh, shit, it's over.
They're close.
Spotted him.
Oh, my God, they're right there.
Liar.
Oh, God!
Keep.
Jesus Christ.
These guys aren't fibbing around.
Do you mind if I go?
There's another dead guy over there.
Look at that.
Who are all these people?
Okay, I should take a look at this whole situation wrapped up lickety-splint before you can even blink
You're good. Don't die for it. A lot of bad guys. I'm gonna die for it. Oh, no, no. Dude. I would catch a great day for you, cookie.
I jump in front of a train for you
I do anything for you
I do it again
I catch a grenade for you
I jump in front of a train for you
I do anything for you, Cloaksy.
I jump in front of a train for you, Cloaksy.
I catch a grenade for you, Cloaksy.
I do anything for you, Cloaksy.
Cloaksy, Cloaksy.
Tell me.
What man, what?
What do you want?
I do a guy role-playing as a flower pot.
You see my devotion to our love?
Or no, I'll give you a quick sip.
Are you drinking?
No.
Are you lying to me?
Oh, no, that was water.
Spicy water.
Spicy water?
Very spicy water.
Every spicy watercloth is very spicy.
Are you a fiver?
No, I'm not a fiver.
And don't you ever.
And don't you ever.
So that's an out of beer?
Mm, 50-50.
It either is or it isn't.
Okay.
Should it be more of these guys?
Should it be more?
I like it too.
Well, I really think you just,
you have all vibes of yourself right now.
like yeah I'm gonna do some just some light these three that I'm gonna
skedaddle okay it's gonna be very light very tasteful very light very
tasteful you're good you're good really like this way you're good you're
good oh god really like this one you like this one oh god oh god because
you do I need to describe my devotion again I catch a grenade for
you come up to eat I'm coming right up a trade for you
wait someone's in here by the way there's an Asian lady here yeah
What do you want?
Oh, it's already in this room. Yeah, I'm telling you, I think it's like the hottest room
I've seen I was playing offline for like a radio today
And I saw a guy coming here loot that and then immediately didn't see anyone didn't talk to anyone didn't even say hey
Okay, these jackasses just told all of our crap
I know you leave it bitch. I know you leave if you're a pussy leave if you're a pussy
You have a million dead bodies with them before black
He's gonna get a little bit of statement back once again
He don't close that red door. Thanks John. Thanks John learned firsthand. He's he learned something new every day
I
Do every day we hold up. Why didn't I get a bleed from running? I wait do you not get a bleed if your fresh wound is on your arm?
May not get a big shit. We're back. I'm gonna get here I
Catch a good day for you
I do anything for you
I shall be
Before me, guys, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Hmm, now he drinks a bunch of beer Tuesday, was it enough?
Yeah, well, I don't know why he's celebrating
drinking a bunch of beer Wednesday,
and not a drink a bunch of beer Tuesday.
That seems counter-intuitive.
A shoe?
Oh.
do what is going on there's nothing here this is all garbage a big scam you
shout out over there hold on now hold on now hold up hold up wait a minute hold
Hold up, wait a minute, Chum May Right.
Hold up, wait a minute, Chum May Right.
Mr. Bitcoin on the rug.
Oh my God, holy shit!
Work, work, work, work!
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
Who was that?
Who was that?
That was the first time I was about to ban him
from lying to me on his first time.
That guy cruise zero one over John tell you if you were lying right there first time chat line to me
Oh, you would have some you would have had some good. I'm a my man my man
All right, all right, all right, all right
Okay, now we're in business now. We're in business now. We're cooking now. We're cooking
Okay, okay, okay
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on now. Wait just a darn diddly second
Hold on wait. Just a darn diddly second hold on now
Hold on now. We just a darn diddly second
We're gonna wait just a darn diddly second what's going on around here? Who's this guy? Oh
My god
My god, I'm the richest peanut in the world
All right, all these guys are stacked.
All these guys are stacked.
Uh-oh.
What do I do?
That was odd.
That's weird.
That's suspicious.
That's weird.
That's suspicious.
Oh.
Oh.
It's a little bit more unpacking, it's a little bit more unpacking, it's a little bit more
It's just a little bit more I will just a little bit more
She moved to see
Viper one
Sorry, I need you heard this up. I need you heard this up. Give me all your goodies
Give me one give me all your goodies
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Hey, careful, it's a good one, careful, it's a good one.
Let's go for goodies, let's go for goodies.
Let's go for a look.
Oh, oh, I need that, I need that.
Oh, give me that.
I can use that for a cup of...
Let's grab a cup of goodies.
Not a thread anymore.
What the... what the hell is going on down there?
Shuttle down! Shuttle down!
Shuttle down now, man!
Oh my God, I'm stacked. Oh my God, I'm stacked.
Oh my God! Another bunch of slackbait! No way! No way!
Oh my God!
We're a huge worth bunch of...
you just a little bit more, just another taste, see one more taste.
just a little bit more, oh my God!
I just see a little bit more, this little bit more, this little bit more, that's all
I need, this little bit more, that's all I need.
I can't fucking move.
I can't move.
I have water on me.
Oh god. Where'd you die?
Where'd you die?
Right there.
Oh boy.
Get greedy!
Get greedy!
I want my gun.
Get greedy!
Are you kidding me?
I'm fucking rich!
I'm 70 kilograms up to 89.2 kilograms!
I don't give a fuck oh
God, okay, I know exactly how to make this work. I know exactly how to make this work
Fucking fucking drink my comment. I pooped in your butt. I spilled out the cat bowl and then you flick it up
Oh, I'm not listening. Okay, hold on. Okay, hurry up. I want to play
I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going all right. Come on guys. Come on guys. Come on
Okay, okay
I see a little more. I see a little more nothing too crazy, I'm going up. I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going as fast as I can. I'm going as fast as I can.
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh, of course. Okay. If I get you this, you owe me big time because I have to drop this stuff.
No, I don't care about the gun. I don't care about the gun.
Oh, I'll give you the gun. I mean, you owe me big time.
Oh, you owe me big time. Oh, I'm keeping your gun. I'm keeping your gun bitch.
Okay.
I'm keeping your gun bitch. I'm keeping your gun bitch.
Oh.
So I got one better.
The DC Saxon, DC Saxon, DC Saxon, DC Saxon.
Okay, keep it moving, keep it moving, keep it moving.
Chilly here for just a second, take a little nap.
Chilly, Chilly.
I
Look I leave I leave the bag I've got the bag I just popped a mule. That's why it seems like I'm not holding it
I popped a mule. I popped a mule. I feel like there's a feather
Is there really an injector in real life that can make you lift heavy a stuff? Oh
My god, it's black and he's got here. No fucking way. Holy crap
world right now I am suspicious but now I know for certain
come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to
get to me because I'm you I'm a revelation to break the tug-of-war I've
been I've had some issues but now I'm certain now I'm certain now I am
completely certain why what is your revelation I have a revelation why
I'm not even talking I had so much for so long but now I'm ready I'm finally
ready to come out to the press
Okay, my revelation is the longer you're in the raid the longer you're in the raid the better the black division stuff spawns
This guy has level five plays wins the last time you see blood division level five in in in labs
Tell me that tell me that right now
Never never not even one time not even one time. Have you not even one time? Have you?
This guy Randy Randy these role-playing is a flower bomb and I don't really know level 45 oof. Did you just die again?
You oh my god, cozy cozy cozy watches. Oh, okay. Nevermind. That's a little for okay. I lied
But the other stuff I said was to true
Wait hold on I think I just dropped my mags.
Oh.
Oh gosh.
Of course.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
You don't know how, but I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I NEED IT!
Of course, I would catch a good day for you.
I'd be afraid to have a trade for you.
I'd do anything for you.
I do other stuff, too, other stuff, too.
I do other stuff as well, on top of that, yeah.
I do sexy things with you, if you want it,
but stuff like that.
Oh, oh, oh.
So
Cozy cozy there's so much there's so much
Wait, you say you do anything for me do anything. I do anything
Already out of the rain yep doesn't matter each
Go to the other way go to the other way. I'm gonna do 17. I've already said
It's gonna take you 17 years to do your stash. No, no, no, I'm just gonna put it all out
I'm reading it too easy.
Oh God, okay, oh my God.
I tried to see people saying that I left my backpack on.
Excellent rain gentlemen, excellent rain.
Cozy, cozy, cozy, cozy, I'm already out of rain.
Why?
That was shit, I got so much crap.
You look a bunch of animal, look at all this animal.
You see this?
You see this?
Oh my god, oh
My god, that was huge. I needed that bad guys
Before the main I told you that they already took on my ammo this this is something I needed this I
Needed that Rambo re-up. Oh my god. That was a huge as a real I've ever seen my life. Oh my goodness. Oh
That was nice. That was I see I bet you got you what you got most
No, are you sure boss?
Yeah, I'm sure boss. I can flick it for you. They can flick you be
Raiders in a row real quick. We don't coach you wait. Are you wait? You gotta leave that game
He's shit
Who's are you in a scab or a Bmz a scab die? I
Actually wouldn't do that. Oh, and I got a Bitcoin scored
Who's your coach? You gotta read you gotta leave that rain
It's it's it's per it's per the rules of the game or whatever the shit, you know, I
Remember how I didn't do that for you. So now you have to do it for me
If you can get me a key card, wait, what you don't have a key card, no, I can't consider
me would have to be the same rain, but he just died.
I don't have a key card.
So yeah, you do.
When is it reset?
I'm out of two.
It reset.
Uh, wait, who are you buying it from?
Ever fist.
Just look at the top.
Look at the top.
It was a reset.
You don't have to click on it.
It literally just reset as I looked at my joking.
Are you actually throwing?
I'm not joking.
I was out of the corner of my vision. I saw the entire time James
Kill yourself
Kill yourself in the game
Are you a fever? No, I'm not a fever. I'm not a fever. I'm not a fever. I'm not fit
No, I'm not fit, but I'm not fit in cozy cozy die
Die in the game, of course. I'm worried wait for the next week. I've already I've already got my suffering
I've got full food water got my stuff. I got everything good go
I saw the news they caught the butt sniffer and it looked like you.
Butt sniffer?
Wait, am I a fiver or a sniffer?
Wait, cozy.
other than a fucking virtual peanut for the last year and a half.
Get a load of this loser.
Fucking loser.
Loser.
Geez.
We go outside, get yourself some bitches, loser.
Wow.
Holy crap.
Ease.
Actually, wait, Tamit, Tamit.
Could be me.
Um, loser learned.
What do you say? What do you say?
I guess 10 count.
Yeah, 10 count.
10 is fat.
He's fat. He's like 40.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Did you have 8 million yesterday?
What happened?
He took it from me.
He took it all.
I tried holding him back,
but they said, oh, he brought me guys
knives and I didn't know what to do I didn't know what to do what happens if
you're a fat gangster in Britain they got no gun you got to reach up to that
guy you got you got to close the distance between you and whoever you're
trying to rock you even be a gangster in Britain if you're fat because if
you're fat in America you can still be a gangster you bought the Glock that
that bullet travels like 800 meters per second you're a gangster in Britain
your fat? I would just take two large steps back. That would pass out from hyperventilation
on the way to me. You're talking about? Hold on. Should we do some research on that? Should
we do some research on that? Should we do some research? Have we got any research on
that?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, what if you are just fat?
Wait, what if it's a fat guy robbing a fat guy?
I mean, you're talking, I mean, depending on the size,
the first like six inches of you is straight blobber.
I mean, you know what I'm talking about?
You got, I mean, you used a switch blade or something.
He's just stabbing right into a bunch of fat.
He's just gonna stand there.
Imagine stabbing a man with their last knife
and he stands there, unfazed.
Oh, see, are you dead yet?
Oh, see?
Mm.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Mm.
Good.
Now, do it in the game.
That's right.
Oh, okay.
We can chip.
You wonder why McDonald's is in sponsor of guys.
Okay, listen.
Yeah, okay, that actually, yeah.
You know what?
Honestly, I don't even blame them.
I don't even blame them.
I don't even blame them.
Fat people's like they're M-O.
That's like their number one customer.
I don't know why they just put giant advertisement boards
across the highway with a huge fat guy zoomed in his face
with a greasy burger going in and just says yum.
It's my crunchy intro.
We get hot, suppose.
Taking a shirt off, rubbed some grease on his body,
he's laying sideways on the billboard
with just shoving a burger halfway in his mouth
and there's just a caption in like circular writing
He goes, yum.
Thanks for that, guys.
I mean, everyone that pitched that with me right now,
because right now I'm laughing inside
because I can picture what I,
are you seeing the vision?
Are you seeing the vision?
I need to close the eyes and really picture it with me now.
Really picture it with me.
You cute.
Oh, sorry, of course.
Sorry, it would be too time-boss.
It won't happen again, boss.
If it happens again, you can do that thing
to my butt you did last time.
Here we go.
All right, let's find it.
Oh, Mr. No, but what's one good good man? Oh wait, what have you done? Yeah, I got you guys
I got also packed in full of it. I mean five five eight one and then I'm fine
Wait fire
The extra bags next to it more I
Have extra bags
Oh, dude, did you see what they did to tWitch?
What'd they do?
I'm not completely certain, but I'm pretty sure this is gonna end badly, dude.
I'm pretty certain this is gonna end badly.
You know, there's three tiers of subs.
You can sub to someone.
Apparently, if you're tiered two or higher, this is just what I've heard.
I don't know what you're talking about.
you can put any gift on the internet into the chat.
So that's going to be, you know, that's going to be a problem.
Oh, my boy, that is going to be a problem.
Oh, that is that why I whips are spamming a bunch of free
amounts and I chat earlier.
Yes.
Yes.
Guys, please tell me it's not any gift on the internet because if
that's what you're saying, what you're saying, it's not any gift.
It's not any.
Yeah, she filtered.
Yeah, it's actually filtered pretty well.
Oh, it is. Oh, thank God. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, thank God. Okay. Thank God. Okay. I thought you just put like a link in there with any gift
I was gonna see so much grandma porn. Holy shit. Oh my God. No. No. Oh, no, guys
No, oh no, oh God. Oh, no, oh no. Oh, no, oh let's ride
I
Coachy oh, yeah, you what you got wasn't back in 30 minutes. It's been almost two hours
Yeah, he's not coming back. He's serious
Yeah, there's no shot come back. Oh, I don't know. He's coming. He's getting his ass back in here, bro
We're still on Tarkov. There's no way he's getting his ass back in here. I'm texting right now
Where you at young man? He's getting his ass back in here. Is this where you turn the power off?
I already turned it off. Oh have your night vision. Oh yeah. Good point, Bows. That's why that's why you draw all the faking for the team, Bows.
Metal, metal, metal.
There's no fucking way you're laying down right now get your ass up soldier
You're serious
Watch this close your a-list
No, I'm very close my bro get a mosey
was such as fuck that was a hip-fire oh this bug I ever heard of you think
there's another one
give me another one take this bitch boy
we're gonna do good those SVT those SVT level 47
We gotta get moving, we gotta get moving, come on, come on, come on.
That screwed my armor up, oh my god.
You give me the business.
Come on, come on.
Good red, good red.
Come on.
I can put my mouth hole
100% sure they're in in town. Yep. Oh, you got it
I
Deep I
Make some noise and then die. I'm looking into the side of the room and I would see anyone
Promise you're in there. I
Guess they could be in parking. I can't see the left side and I can't see the back room
What's she doing?
I'm gonna need a yellow just in case she's riding in there.
Tuncha good, Tuncha good. Will it red?
Is there a Tunchas?
Little Tuncham, little Tuncham.
Give me that. Give me that.
Oh my God.
Coach, there's Tuncha good ammo in here. This is going, oh my God.
Where they come from?
Excuse me, hairballs.
Sorry.
Don't hide, you fine.
Don't bite.
I'm not crazy.
You're crazy, boss.
Mm-hmm legs are in violent really was really a legs cuz it started out as one person saying it
And now there's a bunch of people saying it. I don't think you saw a lex. I think you saw a guy say
Fuck you
Did you search the entirety of intelligence
He's in there I'm said I heard for such in there
All right my friends to pussy, but I'm not it. I'm coming in
See you back. Closey. Get that alpha off hand list literally
No, it's clear
Because you just stood the room you want yeah, we could one over boss boss
I hear you though.
You really made the, it really made the loose loop.
Pretty fucking trash, huh?
Well, alright, I used to find some stuff in caps sometimes.
Oh, there you go, Bitcoin intelligence.
Here you go, watch right there for ya.
Wait, actually?
You an idiot?
That locks you and I'm not over it.
Wait, P!
You're giving me this?
Any time, watch, any time, any time!
Well, not any time, this is one time.
Never asked me to do it again.
Do it again actually to be more specific ever not even one more time ever. All right, wait
Wp, just just do it my part helping the team
What the hell
For me guy P always a to help help a friend when he's in need
That's my little jingle
That key is 200 K as well
That keys. I don't know
What's the front of me? What's the front of me?
Wait, wait, wait.
Uh.
Don't come up, sis. I'm a yellow.
Okay, hold on.
It's pretty over overcat, okay?
Okay. Do we see a laser right there for a second?
I'm gonna switch to a laser like right here.
Yeah, I'm gonna peek.
Yeah, I don't know. Wait, I swear I saw a laser.
Now I know. Now I'm not sure.
Bro, wait.
What?
You sure?
Yeah.
How can you be so certain?
Oh, you're a little something, something.
I'm not.
You're a little something, something.
Are you sure, Cozy?
You're not to be absolutely certain.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Take your wiener.
Take your wiener.
I'm not certain.
I'm not certain number.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You know what that means.
Snip, snip.
step step step step step step step wait yeah there's people shooting back at
residential and there's black mission in front of me okay okay I'm going back
into that building real quick supposing there's a bunch of loot now that I
missed oh god don't die okay but he just saw the fucking future
I
My brother is a job. Oh my god. All right, okay. We're good. We're good
Was it close was that yet buddy saw the future you saw the bullet before you became out of my god
I'm
Sphinx is so close
Mm-hmm. I can't see
Oh, oh, that's how I see so we have five six and a modular backpack if you need one
Yeah, they're fighting back at residence you hear that what routines
little shop did shop and they're confused because this store was open which means something isn't
me spreading which was open the door and oh yeah that's that's that's my job it it might be I'm
also I always can be making that up too I like I don't think that's open I'm quirky like that I like
to go to the office Christmas party and be inappropriate.
What'd they say?
Yeah.
There's not one H.R. complaint
from the office Christmas party per year.
You ain't having a good time.
You understand?
That's a saying around, that's a, am I right, boys?
Am I right?
That's what they say, I think.
He will, yeah.
That's the boss with the equal odds there, Mr. Custard.
Pushy pushy, they're over here, they're over here.
Alright, bitches! What's been going on over here for the last 20 minutes?
We're here to clean out the mess.
Cleaning PCs.
We're here to clean it up the mansion, we need business.
I think we just ignore him a little bit, is that crazy?
That's a little crazy.
How should we kill him?
Take their souls.
They could have laughed.
Sher, is everything okay? Do you need help?
Do you need help or do you have the situation under control?
almost got me very tricky, very tricky young man.
There's a blue, there's a blue.
That was a close one.
That's not me.
Oh, listen up pal.
You will die here.
This is your final hour.
Did you see this too?
I think so.
I gotta switch up my plates, can we see it?
Is it in?
I
Peach walk I'm gonna go I
Listen up pal. This is how things are gonna go
You're gonna drop your weapon and we're gonna let you live
Get that pal you got that
Yeah, I got it, brother.
Yeah, that's right.
You're messing with the alpha wolf.
Woo!
And the alpha wolf is angry.
Woo!
Hello, gang.
Sorry it took so long.
Jesus.
No problem.
Holy crap.
What a bad time to join Jesus.
Christ, literally the exact second wrong.
No, no, yeah, no problem only crap. What a bad time to join Jesus Christ literally the exact second wrong holy
I mean down to the
The nano second wrong Jesus Louise
Wait, what happened? I just the guy swung me at this and the mom. He said hey guys. I was
You're flabbergasted.
Just preparing you.
Welcome in, welcome in.
You have beer?
I just got my first one.
I went down the stairs and I didn't have a bottle opener.
You know when I went to Avc for like 10 minutes?
I went down the stairs and I didn't have a bottle opener
so I tried using it here.
A little cringe?
And I broke the bottle.
Then I realized I had a can.
So now I'm drinking a can.
You've identified the joke, sir!
Congratulations, congratulations, sir!
You have found the joke!
There it is!
You have found the joke!
PSA, attention, attention!
We have a man who has found the joke!
It was right there all along.
It was right there all along.
Oh wait, sir, did he put friends with a W?
Okay, oh my God, it was I who didn't see the joke.
Oh my god, did he get me?
That was a reference to another thing about what we're talking about now.
Oh my god, I'm the idiot.
Oh my god, oh my god, that was a test, that was a test.
I mean that's probably server right?
And you passed the test, you passed the test.
Wait, coachy, coachy, would you say it?
Probably a server right?
I'm just kidding. What'd you say, Si?
That's probably the server white, right?
Yeah, that's why he's server white, yeah.
By the way, I'm looking right here and nobody opened up residential, so I'm gonna go get rich.
I don't know what that means, but I like to get rich.
Well, back off.
Back off, bitch.
It's, uh, it's, uh, it's mine.
It's just gonna be mine.
Oh, well it was crap. It was poopoo I got scared all right, let's leave
Is this look good in here? I can't eat
Hey, there's usually some goodies in here. Yeah, what was that noise?
Yeah, what was it like again?
But you want your green?
Yeah, oh, yeah, no, no, so what it goes one moment that means
something happened.
Oh, nice.
Be careful.
I'm pretty sure he's trying to say
No, no, no, no. He's trying to say
Not
No, I'm telling you, I know exactly what Tony's talking about.
It's the
Have you heard that before?
You thought that one was me.
Wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh?
You saw it?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Common mistake.
Very common mistake.
It's the wuh-muh-muh-muh-muh.
And then he's talking about it.
Got it.
Got it.
So, wuh-muh-muh-muh-muh.
Not one more, one more.
Yes, yes.
Coach, did you find the card?
I haven't found the card yet.
Is there a card that's found here?
Yeah, a hundred percent chance.
Oh, you don't know that.
I don't know that.
Someone probably already got it.
That's where everybody get destroyed everybody guy
We took under the beds under the beds can only spawn a gun. I don't need a gun. I'm just stupid
Oh, thanks, thanks guy
Thanks for nothing. Hey, where could it's one?
It's why a lot of faces. Yeah, it's just there's a lot of patient, but I think I already got it. He put it in by
How are we putting in five?
This is worth like 200,000.
Um, let's, let's skadoodle. Let's skadaddle.
Or do we all go ahead and read real quick?
We'll do a little repeat by the way.
Hush, do you want to play this? Do you want to play CS2, boss?
Whatever you guys want to do. I'm down for either.
Okay, okay.
Let me ponder on a group of ponder for just a second. This is a serious, serious decision.
Oh God, a lot of guys are saying CS2. I think they just want a gamble though.
I'm down with CS2.
I can't blame them though. I can't blame them. I can't blame them.
I have to tell you what I prefer it's probably sis. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They down for either
Yeah, I'll just wait for
That makes the two of us oh, I found a hundred and nine five
We honestly have been winning a lot. That's the only reason I kind of want to say I talk about because we've been kind of dominating
The job on you don't leave you don't leave the blackjack table when you've been you won the last ten hands in a row
You know what I mean?
You're saying yeah, dude if you want to go when it craps the lobbies are completely different by the way
But you just love that
I don't know bro. There's a lot of people left. I'm 993 everywhere. Are you sure they like that's a key card?
I checked. I think I took all the spots
a view will very nice score chat did he leave any spots cuz you know he's an
idiot not an idiot I'm not an idiot don't don't don't say that
I'm going to come.
Not come.
All right, let's leave.
He said he missed it on the shelf.
Anyone named Justin probably has a stupid tattoo on their arm.
You know that makes sense.
Okay, okay, I understand that I understand that I understand that
Every time I see Justin Bieber, I just think of that quote. I just put it down
No, no a tier 2 sub a tier 2 sub just put a gift of Justin Bieber
Every time I see his face, I immediately think of Anne Frank would have been a believer and that's all I think
That's all there's nothing else I think about if I think for a little longer. I get I get baby, baby, baby
Oh, but the first thing I think is when he said Anne Frank would have been a believer
All right, I called that I called the elevator
That's me at the end of the all.
Wait, is that we? C'mon, c'mon, we gotta get the elevator, c'mon, c'mon.
Mr. B T G1 3 Mb1, thank you so much! Good man, good man!
Thank you my boy, please say it to my mom!
And Mr. Sagaey, my boy, thank you so much! Good man, good man!
And Mr. No-Battle-Potism-Wicked-Man-Good-A-Man!
Thank you, Mob-What. Please, thank you, Mob-What.
Are you peeping on me right now? What the hell are you?
Are you leaning on me?
Yeah.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get over here!
No! You're gonna shoot my fucking leg!
No, I'm not gonna shoot your leg.
Look, I'm gonna empty out all my bullets.
That's your pistol. You think I'm dumb?
I'm emptying the mag of my gun. See? I just emptied it.
I feel like that's okay. You know what I'm pulling up my knife. I'm pulling up my knife. Let's see. I have my knife out
Okay, if I put up my gun you can shoot me right in the head
Yes, but only if I pull you up my gun because I might pull on heels to heal that leg
So don't confuse the two, please don't confuse the two do not confuse the two
Not to be just two, please. I'm pulling out heels. I'm pulling out heels shoot them shoot them
Don't don't don't I have I am I am so close
Don't you please do I can't see anything?
You might like what you're doing up in it
God yeah
Oh
To be quicker than that my boy
My boy
Okay, okay, this is what we do I would do a poll in the chat to see a watch CS2 and who wants um
And you want talk more talk not okay
Okay, Paul is a pole is opened
Pull is open vote on twits vote on twits
Hmm also, I might disregard the pole and do whatever I want
mm-hmm as per the rules
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
This is looking like Talk of the Wind.
Talk of the Wind? Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys...
WHAT?!
Hi. Also, don't listen. The poor is like, talk up is going to win 61% and 39%. So what
if we do this? What if we do this? Okay, what if we do this? We do one more round of talk
up. Then we hit it up. Or we do half talk up half CS2. You do half the stream talk
I'm happy to see us do you out?
Let's let's do let's do have these let's do have these let's do have half. I hop in Mr.
Oh, I dropped it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
She has some boring ass fuck to watch.
But you can gamble.
Brew?
Um, chief?
You can literally, I gamble, buddy.
Okay?
You can literally gamble.
And we can get drunk.
We can get drunk and gamble.
Um, uh, where's the,
Where's the boring part?
Where's the boring part?
Is that guy a communist or what?
That guy's a communist. That guy is a communist right there.
That's a communist.
Okay, alright.
Okay, let me unpack all my goodies.
I'm actually getting so rich from these labs.
This is like, this is insane.
This is crazy.
This is unprecedented.
Come on this is unprecedented. I'm I'm getting so damn rich
Holy shit guys
According to my total cost of all items
I'm up
10.5 mil since it started the stream which doesn't really sound correct, but if that's what it says
Wait, I thought big coins were like a mill. No, they're like five hundred sixty eight
Do we give me up one oh two one oh two point five at the beginning stream?
Wait, yeah, we have one or two point five, right?
Yeah
wait
Yeah, I'm up ten point five mill already and then hey two hours. Yeah. Are you fucking trolling?
We should watch a it to what boss would watch a it
Well, I've lost everything and I currently have 300k
Probably last after I build this gun. Oh fantastic. Fantastic. Yeah, we eat that we eat that feed hush
I'm for and I am check it's a check check check. I am
Pateet your petite your petite. Oh
I'm petite. Oh, no. Oh
God hell is boiled over and let me get a quick. Do we get a what a screw on don't get upset. I've got it
Oh
God, oh no. Oh God. Hey, he's gonna get it again. I just get out of his chair all angry
Just what not we happy to be hanging out with my friends. I'm down to do anything. Okay. All right. Let's do only
Let's talk about half see it too. Hmm. All right. I've also begin to drink
Nice
Yeah
Cheers boys cheers
Cheers cheers
All right
Um, wait hold up. I need another black key card. I only have one swipe left cuz
selflessly
Selflessly. Oh my god. I'm so selfish and generous selflessly and generously gave
Closie my second to last two. I know and I had a Bitcoin and an Intel in it. Yes. Yes
Yes, well
Every single time I'm taking it every single time. Yeah, so you could actually lick the sweat off my sack
You're starving to death in the Sahara back up and have nothing to drink
Okay, let me get back
Together and I had three full water bottles. I would drink them and make you
The bottom my sack for the sweat
So do you can get some nutrients fucked up P? Okay fucked up. All right. Well, I'm poor and I'm depressed and you don't care
No, I do care. It's
I'm just kidding you know what you can have it you know what you can have it
world is peanut rich and I'm for and any video game that is ever he's up like
20 mil in the last like bro what is how do I suck my yes yes yes now let's ride
okay right hop in you're up to you glass has been so fruitful so food for
be these last few days. Oh my God, it's been so fruitful. It has been so fruitful. I cannot
even describe how fruitful it's been. It's been so fruitful.
Okay, I have to live here. I'm still not level 30.
Oh, what? I don't know.
How are you not level 30, guys?
I don't remember the grind being that bad. I mean, maybe it was. I don't know.
No.
No.
All right, all right, let's ride.
Hop in boys, hop in.
I'm telling you, serious.
Super serious.
I feel good, I feel good.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Let's do it, let's do it.
We give Mr. Hutchman's private here.
Here you go.
Hop in, boss.
The water's fine.
How was your walk with your wife?
Ma'am, P.E.B. so proud of me.
Would I really?
Ma'am, I've been waking up in the morning.
This morning I woke up, went to the gym, lifted shoulders, came home, ate six hash browns, seven eggs, four pieces of toast, some bacon and some sausages.
Then I streamed, got done streaming, went for a walk, got back home, ordered firehouse subs,
got two foot long meatballs, a full one and a half of another one.
And saved the other one for later.
Guys, think about it.
If I never caught Hudge's fat and made all these fat jokes, he would have never worked
out.
saved his life. I saved his, I saved Hodges life and his family from a burning house.
Oh my gosh, I'm so generous!
Uuuh, let's ride!
We're both instantly dead, by the way.
What is this?
Yep.
You guys are dead?
Yep.
We, uh, got, uh, both died in four bullets.
you guys are dead yep yeah I got both died in four boats
what we just got here yep you're probably gonna die in the next three
seconds nah not gonna happen pal not gonna happen watch out Boppy does it
All right?
What the?
You know what the hell?
What's up, Boppy, does it?
I keep you peepers open.
Keep your peepers open, pal.
Boppy is gonna say hot stuff.
All right?
You gotta be swift.
You gotta be sly.
You gotta be sneaky.
Can't let them know you're next move.
You gotta be swift. You gotta be sly.
You gotta be sneaky.
You're gonna be swift, you're gonna be sly, you're gonna be sly, you're gonna be sticky.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Am I, am I cursed?
Is it me?
Honestly.
Perfect. It's like we drew it up. It's like we drew it up
Yeah, we haven't run into a cheater a while
I'll take a cheat. I got five hours. Oh, these guys these guys this I'm suspicious about these guys 100%
They're even cheap to stream saving 100,000 percent. I
Wait your guy has an 11 KDP oh
Oh, oh, hold on. Let me go ahead and Texas guy to the key to real quick. Let's say it
Queen
Your guy has an 11 KD. Let me go ahead
Texas guy to the key to
That account chief say goodbye to that
Guys at 80% survival rate
To that account. I hope you I hope you won't miss it chief. I hope you won't miss it
and you know what I I hope I'm wrong I hope this is a legit player that I get
banned
bro he isn't a loving CD
bro we haven't run into him
he touched his spot he's bought the curse with him
that's actually fucking crazy by the way
first game on died with Peter it's been a minute
Why? Why me? Why? Why? Why? What did I do to deserve this pain?
And honestly, it might be all hunch's fault. It actually might be. It might be. It might
be.
I hear his chin flapping
So loud so loud now, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no, no
Yeah, that guy was okay. Yeah, that guy was a cheetah hundred hundred fifty percent
hundred fifty thousand percent
Uh honestly, I I don't even lie to you. I haven't submitted a cheater in that discord in so long
Do you do you guys know where it is? I've got like a thousand is what I'm in. Yeah, I'll have to find it
But I'm gonna get that guy made out of principal
I'm gonna get that guy made out of principal just for shits and giggles
Shits and giggles
I don't even really care. I'm just gonna do it for the love of the game the love of the game
Love the game. Love the game. You actually might be curse. You might be you might be
You think that you've been reported so many times that you're
That no I only die
What if people just reporting for bungees
That would require me to win and them to see my name
Oh that's true, that's true, that's very true.
You don't want me to live sometimes.
That is very true, that is very true.
Yeah, honestly dude, what the fuck?
We were having really good raids until the hutch got here.
I did, dude.
Dude, P, I'm telling you man, I guarantee two things.
One, potential cheaters, and two, de-sync.
You get those with me, you're gonna get them both.
How did we just go from making millions of dollars
to all die in the first 10 seconds of a rain.
Cheater man, nothing we can do.
No, no, no, the cheater killed us,
but that was not the crumb.
She was the instrument of Hutch's will.
What?
That was the instrument of Hutch's will.
It was Hutch who casted that stone.
Me?
Yes, something you gave in past life as upset the gods.
Yeah, honestly, true.
True and real.
You're real and true.
real and true true and real real and real and true a real and
truthful statement real and truthful real and true I just
sold everything good good good we're starting off great
we're starting off fantastic I have five MZC's I don't even know
what you're supposed to do with that only you have five
bitches. Not funny. Not funny. That is not a funny thing to say. You don't talk about
that type of stuff, buddy. Yeah, you better be you better be you better be sorry. Bad news.
That was the second key card.
Oh, oh my God.
We have to go, we, no, it's fine.
We have, we have to go to the ice breaker.
No, guys, guys, guys, if we go to ice breaker,
then everyone's gonna call us bitches.
I have, I have 27 K EXP.
So I could go bang that out real quick.
Why don't you just do a quest.
It gives you 25 K EXP.
That's easy peasy.
No quest, give me, what quest give me 25?
I like all of them.
Me look
11k 10k 10k 10k dude, there's none that can be 23k
I'm just seeing a lot of tens of reads
Well, hold on wait. Okay. Hold on. Wait a second. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Wait, hold on
Wait, wait, 28k
Obtain the package with T90 commander control panel
That's what the RBSC key right or or
RST or locate the food warehouse on
Reserve oh, hey, oh, we go do that. All right, let's ride. I can also be my RV. Okay, you're rich. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius
Oh, folksy you devious dog. Oh my God. Oh, I do. Oh you you read a number
Oh, within four digits. Oh, he's beating this shit right now. Oh
Oh, I quite guys. I got the WBCK. Hop it. Hop it.
Okay, if we do this, five subs. Thank you. I gave you five.
So you need 10 jobs. I gave when the fuck did that happen?
flying hippo 64s and are you thank you hot for the 10 get to jump good man thank
you sir thank you sir oh oh and here's Coltsy Robin William 72
I
Okay guys, okay, but you guys want to ask me or do you want to do this quest? I speak of the quest guys
But bang out the question
Oh
Punch
What?
Are you still saving that other half of the second meatball foot long sub you got?
Yes
No, what fuck you you know what you should really be subway eat fresh
right coaxie coaxing about me over the zone as well yeah you buy something right
now you can get a code so you can enter into our graders and get yourself the
subway on bed that's right miss that's right thank you with the coach you back
I've got a few more to go.
Let's try.
I
Left left left left back here over here. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
over here.
We got to get a little bit of money.
A little bit of cash.
I'm going to go over to RBBO.
That was good.
In the box.
Oh, right here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Right in there.
You know, I like how like I was like feeling that last night forgot your clothes
Where's it man? You forgot to put on clothes. Isn't it usually in this box right here, or is this the one that's in D2?
It's what's shooting over it like died what?
What is it is the one you do you want to do yet? It is yep. I just remembered
Okay, then we have locate the food warehouse and reserve that's in the bunker the first one
So what's that be over here?
So what's that be over here by me this you out back. Yeah, it's easy. Move it over. I'm over
Really? Snipey?
Jumping on top of the bunker.
Over there.
Ecromatic?
Oh no, uh, back by RBVO, I turned again, into the tracestation, tracestation.
I'm sorry, 25.
Do that, do that.
Yeah, they gotta add some more holes in the bar. What a damn.
Yeah, right, yep, okay, yep, I'm trying your lady, here's your location.
Oh yeah.
Every other numbers.
Yeah, I was gonna see if I can get a peek from him from the night, but I'm just gonna run through the cave open.
You shooting at me?
Yeah, I was sitting there.
No.
So what'd you shot right here?
If it was a grenade, it could have been a trap though.
There's someone over here, 100%.
100%
Now there's grenades you see on the backside of the hill?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Oh.
You shot me right.
He just-
the other side.
I said-
It's over!
What did you do to my boy?
What did they do to my boy?!
What did they do to my boy?!
Oh no, oh no!
Oh
Alright... P. Mr. Hunch
bring him up to heaven with you my lord make sure the angels are forklift
certified that come get him but you will be messed up
we miss mr. haja you will be miss mr. haja young he's sitting in the bushes up
there right there's one guy up the bush there's one behind our reveal
I'm trying to look for the hill guy without to see him.
How's your hanging?
On top of her.
I don't know where he's got the kind he's hiding I don't know where they are I don't know if
I heard one shot and then Simon's
We got a slap plate on today
And what is ball matter?
It's a spot. Listen. Let me see if I can use a slap plate to see what's in my life
You can eat any hodge
Yeah, I think so. Oh, thanks boss. I'm gonna do these back behind our review and never to push okay
You worry about the guy the hill over for the other guy. Hello
thank you you want now oh take this bitch boy I mean Pete they're just
the second time behind so recently
they're just sitting in bush it be I know I hear my him I am I am you're
ready to push hey bitch boy that bush yeah you just say yes I look at your
stream behind the building he's in the building oh no you don't matter fucker
yo I'm bringing it on bitch I'm bringing it on pussy you want to be this you
want to be this do I know this you see the buildings in the building
with the guy in the hill
and he knows it got a tap top
fuck them
they're lurking around these bushes
do you hear that
oh i'm gyrating
i'm gyrating
oh yeah it's nothing you can do about it
either pussy
i'm gyrating
i'm gyrating
no no no no no no
no way brother
you only can do
practical waiting
like a fucking pussy
so shut the fuck up alright
what the
Do shut up, idiot!
I'm peeking far right side of the hill, okay?
I'm gyrating, I'm gyrating, I'm gyrating, I'm gyrating, you can do anything about it.
Something on top of the hill?
You're gunning?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
What the whopper.
Alright, pushy, listen up!
Oh shit!
Okay, hold on, there's a guy at the other building, my leg is gone.
You want to come to the hill?
Yeah, yes, yes.
Okay, okay, there's a guy in both buildings, one in each.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
No one's at the backside, right?
Push up.
Oh god, I don't know.
The guy to your right?
I don't know what he is.
This guy's in the building.
Pond's, Pond's, Pond's, Pond's, time out.
Time out, Pond's, Pond's, time out.
Timeout pause pause step out
So you're good a guy Michael. Yeah a guy in my building
Looking at the guy in your building
That you a me right at me. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll watch your door
Jesus Christ, man, you know if he's far side or close at you. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
We I'm gonna look at your boys like it's like your guy
Yeah, yeah. Good luck with that though. I'm missing a leg.
He's towards the front door. Just worried about your guy.
Hey, bitch! Did you push it? Did you push it?
I killed the guy sitting in the bush on the hill.
He just got shot. This guy just got shot really hard.
He's just hurting. Heard face quitting.
I think I'm gonna go get him.
Oh, word- word- word- word!
Word- word- word, we'll let the guy out with a liiiiiiittle warning this time!
We'll add them up with a little warning. All right next time I will not be so merciful. I will not be so merciful
Let me tell you something close to that guy was good that guy was good
Now his teammate mr. Wall
Can't say the same
Put his ass down immediately
Put his ass down immediately. I'm telling you mr. Wall. No, no, no, no, no here, but I it's on site
it's on site excellent rain get them excellent rain
guys I need to do that class listen go see I gave I gave everything I have
boss I gave it I gave everything I have boss I gave it all boss I gave it all
All right, I have nothing and no one
Hey, you have nothing
No, guys, it could be worse we could
I can't afford headphones
Nice guy. Hey, no, don't snap it's game time. I'm gonna say much pain
You can hunch listen
You put me at S tier for a reason
okay to carry you to salvation and carry you I will I will need a mule but I
will do it I will do it or we'll waste enough time that a therapist reset and he
can get another last night guys guys guys listen listen I saw I saw things out
there on the battlefield you would believe I mean I saw I had a brother
right you were in front of me you were in front of me but God says God wanted
you I walked up thinking God said my mission isn't finished yet I still had
more things to do on that earth. But he needed to take you immediately. Your time there was
done. He wanted you. He wanted me. He wanted you. He didn't take me because he knew that
I had more things to do here. I had a couple more things. I had some unfinished business.
Okay. All right. He took you because he needed you now. He said your time has come,
Oh my god.
You're dead.
Oh yeah.
That's what he's saying!
That's what he's saying.
That's what he's saying.
That's what he's saying.
Now you're dead.
That's what he's saying.
Now, now you're dead.
All right.
Are you guys ready?
Now it's time for you to lock it.
Now, it's time to really get down to business, baby.
Woo!
Woo!
You, baby, you've messed up the awful office pack.
I
Let's ride
Hop in boys trying to make a difference trying to make a difference in this wretched world
I'm ready to help a wing on you
I'm almost ready. I have to buy everything. Give me one moment.
Happy.
Oh, Mr. Goldberg and Mr. Packing. My boy's good. My boy's good. I'm bad.
And Mr. Golf and Mr. Jarvie, my boy's good. My boy's good. I'm bad.
And Mr. Lois, my boy's good. My boy's good. My good. I'm bad.
Thank you, my boys.
Appreciate you, my boys.
Oh, I might have found him, Billy.
Oh, God.
That can't be possibly a positive.
How'd you get in the raid?
Yeah, I would love to, P.
Just give me just a couple more seconds here.
I have quite a little, absolutely nothing in my inventory.
Just give me one moment.
Take your time, boss.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Take your time, boss.
Drop it like it's hot.
Your spouse is walking on noise kids like headphones.
You stream from a sound booth while you're constantly yell all night.
No, no, I just put my setup the furthest away in the house from where Mrs. B.
That's it.
It literally cannot be further.
It literally cannot be further.
There is a more ideal place for myself to be, but I said no.
I said it has to be as far as possible.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm.
Um, mm, mm, mm.
I miss being a do-me-your-mom.
No, I mean your mom.
I'm fucking your mom.
my mom is so cool. Oh, that's great to hear. That is great to hear. Oh, that's great to
Oh, that's a biggie.
Yo, P is this live?
Hey, Greek, question, let me squeeze.
Yeah, yeah, it's live.
It's live, boss.
Good question, boss.
Good question, good question.
Good question, good question, good question, sir.
Mayonnaise?
Mayonnaise?
Mayonnaise? Mayonnaise? Mayonnaise? Mayonnaise? Mayonnaise?
Did you give me pets? I got dogs! They're fucking sweet! They're fucking sweet!
They're like the coolest dogs ever. They look like those guys, those dogs that run really fast, like that, with their skinny legs and like the tall bodies.
Now, Roomba Rumpa, Roomba Rumpa, Roomba Rumpa, Roomba Rumpa,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, they're sweet.
They're awesome.
Greyhounds, yeah, they look like a Greyhound,
but only they are.
We rescue them, so we actually don't even know what they are.
They go, Roomba Rumpa, Roomba Rumpa,
Roomba Rumpa, Roomba Rumpa,
they weren't real, they weren't fast.
That says, Boop-wee!
But, see, they can clean like a mile in like a minute.
They're crazy.
Now, let's ride!
I
Right for a laugh
My night
Oh, yeah, I'll be over quick. Okay. There's both a night 100%
Yeah, all right
We pop peanuts on his own adventure. Yeah
I'm coming in the rear.
One's laying down the open.
Another one behind the thing.
The house?
There's so many shots.
Yeah, behind the house.
Give me the backside.
I guess you could have sprinted in, but I'm so bad, man.
Was that your grenade?
Double scope.
Did you say your grenade or no?
I think that was Hutch's.
One more inside.
I think I just heard us a press shot to the right of us as well
Now I'm gonna keep seeking around
our help
I'm getting shot. He's close. He's close
I'm looking back. He's right on me. Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me. Other side of my truck
Reminds an AI man, are you trolling?
I'm looking for this guy boy. I'm not seeing nothing. He's inside. He's smoked
Right over you folks here
He's puffing on that pack see oh, I see him
I'm in cable. Where's it? Where's it? Okay? I'll be okay. Thank you. No, I'm in cable. I'm in cable
Yeah, I just saw you. I was even you are next to the big cylinder tanks
Hey, he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt
Oh, must be.
I just got back from vacation.
Where?
Behind us.
Behind us.
Not us.
Behind somewhere.
Let's go get ranch.
Let's go get ranch.
I'm inside a train cart.
All of you guys, quick, quick, quick.
Quick, quick, quick.
I was behind this office inside of the building
You want me to be money?
Where are you? Where are you?
Are we deal? One dead, one dead?
Oh fuck!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
I...
GEEEARLAM!
Come up on the hill, P.
You're inside, right, P?
SAAAAN'T!
Who is he?
Who is he?
Give the bug away.
Red cat.
Hey, you're inside?
No, I'm outside. I'm outside the R-B-V-O building.
That's good to do. That's good to do.
Every talk we have over here.
Good job!
Are you running out of time?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you running out of time?
Yeah.
You're over here with it?
Yeah, I just got here.
Oh, hey, boss.
Wait, uh, the one's dead.
He's huge up over here, boss.
There's a guy in the Hawaiian shirt!
Get him! Get him!
Kill him! There he is!
And he's ugly, too!
Goal!
Thanks, boss.
He's doing my part.
Oh, my arm.
Just doing my part!
I get him with the day clothes here, did you get him with the spray?
Dude, I capped him when he was full spring running like jumping. I was fucking insane.
Your name they did right out of it.
You're not gonna take my mark-through after all my hard work, are you?
I saw what you're doing, right?
You didn't take my mark-through after I sacrificed my life and killed everybody.
I'll be honest be I'm in here. I'm not seeing anything you kind of scam
You got a sheath
Yeah, she's cat. I literally I came in here. What'd you said that you got a sheath cat? Oh never mind. There's a blue key card
You're a liar and a cheat close you are you coming? Is this you? Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay.
You're a liar and a cheat. We done as the fourth person. There you go. Over here. Where?
I'm in the forest over here. Yes. Yes. This is the back. I need to get back. He's
me hey hey spring front he's in front now
I think he's on the far side come here take this we take what the ground oh we
really don't know you can I'm just talking I'm just talking to you use
here did you use a key to get in there was already open it's already open
Oh shit, really? Oh shit. Oh, I mean that kind of dude is it?
Oh, thanks, guys. Thanks, Bob.
I just killed him.
Oh, good work, guys. I thought he was just keyed open.
I just killed him.
Did you know these guys opened the room and didn't see a blue key? They fucking dumb?
I mean, I think you ran at them.
Wait, you said you opened the room, you cocksucker?
See, now we've reached an impasse.
Now we've reached an impasse, it did your best you said you
Yeah, by the way, I couldn't do any of the rigs
Or guns over there by the way. Why not?
I didn't have a backpack. Oh got one off one of these guys that you felt but there's two guns on the ground
That's five big dudes by the way
Wait, Bung Holy-O. Oh my god. This what the hell gun is that?
S.R.C.E? This guy's so stupid.
We don't fuck up, Hutch! Holy shit!
You're like a vulture!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You're like a fucking vulture!
Holy shit!
Holy crap!
Oh my god. Holy shit.
What the hell?
This guy's name was Bob Holyo.
Does anyone else find that a little suspicious?
Uh, if you guys want to loop it down, you can.
He would have found that a little suspicious.
A little suspicious.
I guess that way, though, his friend's name was Cornolio.
Never mind. It could have been just a playoff of that.
I
Don't worry about this guy over here. He's fucking huge. Oh wait, that's a reference to someone else
Wait, is it but holy week? Oh, you're but holy is oh nevermind. I'm done
That's another guy
It ain't all about me come see it ain't all about me. Okay. I'm sure this level nine
I'm being self-adjusted right now. It ain't all about me come see
Hmm
People my bug hole. It's now I remember. Oh, yeah, where's my quest? Uh, I'll show you also you watch what?
Well guys, I will need you to stop a spin. Yeah, but flashlight on P
I will leave you to stop
Again that guy had a pretty nice a tail there
all right hold on I see him top tower hey don't wait yet so far nice oh my god
Oh
It's right down here cozy boy, I'm too fat
Yeah, there's a level five wrinkle there is this like rust but not as good. Yeah, this is exactly I watched
Okay, we're about to go little base guys. They got TC
I'm working on a 50 where it's by the top of the two people it's I got the two people everything's
Oh
I just got to go down here. That's it and you don't even touch one of the metal veggies
Hey
Well, I should we just go ahead D2 should get both question. Yeah
Sure read
What's the second guy folks? Yeah, I see the first one. How far is he away?
They're both should be literally right next to each other
One is a wide, check to see if they're, you see that like little trash pile?
A little bit.
Thank you, thank you.
Hutch is amazing.
Hutch, your mom's on an all the count over here.
Yeah, that's definitely not your chat saying that.
Who's logged in?
I appreciate the good rep.
You can get your peanut butter sandwiches now.
Now she says he wants to squeeze your rosy cheeks.
That's definitely your mom.
Oh, your grandma.
What do they do?
Yeah, definitely.
in my mom. Hey mom! What will Hutch's got to be the kindest lady? Fat people always have
the kindest moms. Can you tell my guys? She is the nicest woman in the world. Fat people
have all that guys. Fat bitches always got the kindest moms, every time. Okay, alright,
hold on. Hold the fucking phone. It's like a fact. Alright? Big fact. Don't you ever
In the same breath, say, Hutch's mom and Fat Bitches ever again.
I'm talking about you, dumbass.
You're the Fat Bitch.
Your mom's the kind one.
Are you an idiot?
I said Fat Bitches always have the kindest moms.
In this scenario, you're the Fat Bitch.
Well, it was pretty close to one another.
So all I'm saying, watch yourself.
I would never call your mom.
Are you crazy?
I would never call you on the back deck.
Run train for fundscent P.
I am ready.
I am ready.
I am ready.
You got me there.
You got me.
Gary will also leave a fat snail trail on those lips.
Where's everyone?
I missed the first part.
Who's your one?
Oh, I really hope so.
We are in key buildings.
Yeah, I'm in key building.
I was shooting.
The key crane he sent, fuck you.
What the hell is going on right now?
Split it, ask me. For the employee, this new time is beautiful.
The XP also, Kloxy is a crybaby.
For the employee, this new time is beautiful.
Thanks Pee and Kloxy's acting like a crybaby.
R-R-Cooking.
It's an actual chore.
Ko-li-chi-wa. Ko-li-chi-wa.
And we got toe.
And we got two. Amigo.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I
Shoot yeah, you can't believe I thought you thought that I would call your mom a fat bitch. Are you kidding me?
I would never say something like that. Are you fucking crazy?
Now that's charming that's all right, that's all right, that's all right
All right, guys we gotta get to do those worse than calling you out for a potential slur. Yeah. Yeah, what the hell I got my what the hell
I'd rather drop a slur than cause someone's mom a fat bitch
Yes
That's not kind at all
Are we all done at E2?
Yeah
It's amazing
My light penis oh my god, we said we pulled up put it up a little bit
All right, I wasn't finished yet
All right, let's
Yeah, about average, but average, oh there's a guy right here, oh shit Jesus Christ man,
you gotta skill real play, hold on wait, no no that had to be like a radar or something.
I
There's a lot of dead shit in there
No, I feel like we should just cut out is the lights on can you tell about you? I'm not really good at that
He used to be able to yeah, let's run. Oh, okay with the lights around button buttons out press
Yeah, I feel like the buttons are pressed. I'm gonna put I'm gonna press it. I'm gonna make
No, no, I'm saying like you choose not press so someone turn on the power
You know, I'll leave the powers on
No, because the lights are on. Normally this is a big guy, isn't it?
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure the lights are on.
Oh, yeah, pal. It's on. I was wrong.
Never mind. Never mind, guys.
Okay, well, someone activated the power, but didn't activate D2, so.
How do you know D2's on?
Hey, everybody. Get ready.
It's not green.
Oh, does that mean that means you're camping?
Yeah.
Oh, camping bitches.
I've been seeing a lot of the old tick-tocks and it's nothing but D2 camp. Oh god. Oh, no
No, oh no
Oh god, oh
God oh god
I went first of the first one that means you guys have to go first on the next one
Well, I'll go first two times you go first one time deal deal
Okay, so there's three million parts go first that part this part than the one down there
That's why I'll go. He's got 20 mil. Yeah. Well, it's about to be 25 after I get out this everybody
Hey
Oh, no, we're good.
We're good guys.
You guys aren't looting that for the intel and all the other shit?
No, no, come on. We got lives to go to. We got lives to go to. Let's move. Let's move.
You got to check this. I'm checking.
Oh, God. No? Okay. Well, there he goes.
There he goes. You want a hot steak bag, buddy? I got this.
Bitch, pussy? Bitch, pussy?
Is there a steeps in here? Like, are you guys out of your thing?
I'll be out there. No, it's bitch pussy. You gotta push it. Let's say
No, no, you're saying it. There it is. Bitch pussy bitch pussy
Bitch pussy. Yeah, I just I'd say you got that thing nailed down. We give me a couple of lunches. We sit over time
Okay, so you say bitch, but you say it a little bit of undertone bitch
it's
Pussy push it
push it you want to be a push push it think of it think of it almost like a
you push it wait so both of them are huge yes yes push it
put it together bitch and push it that's push it
Is that good? Is that good? Is that good?
I'm gonna take it off.
Now you have to drop motherfucker and go bitch.
Push it?
Push it?
We're cooking. We're cooking.
We are cooking.
Oh yeah.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
Yeah nobody's down here.
Now next up
folksy is gonna show us how to
slur. Folksy.
Go ahead. I've been practicing.
Give me some critiques.
Wait, what's that?
Right here.
Right here.
Give me comments.
Give me the box.
But, uh, yeah, you really got to emphasize more.
You got to emphasize?
I emphasize over time.
Yep.
Exactly.
That actually is only perfect.
I heard him.
of a silent shot in deep like in basing you're wrong I'm muted I'm muted I'm
muted the mute button is right next to the the bleep
No.
I uh, I gotta tell them.
Hey!
Silly brain, gentlemen!
Hey!
Silly brain!
Let's push it.
Let's...
Let's push it.
Let's push it.
Let's push it.
Let's push it.
Let's push it.
I'll get it down.
I know it's not perfect yet, guys.
I know it's not perfect yet, but I'll get it down.
I'll keep practicing.
I'll keep practicing.
I'll keep practicing.
It's push-up?
I gotta come clean.
Push it.
Push it.
Is that how you do it?
Push it.
I mean, I think I'm close.
I think I'm close.
I'm actually, I got, I've done some close.
Guys.
Not perfect yet.
What's happening?
I gotta come clean.
What?
Let's bring it into that room.
I think the backpack had all the mark print stuff in it.
So I go and risk my LIFE!
To go to the mark room I kill everyone!
I demolish an entire village of people for you two hooligans to run in there and rummage
around!
I was gonna drop it to you, and then you extracted with P
You ain't talking to us you are circling that room like a dead body in the desert
Fuck off!
And what did I do?
What did I do?
What did I do P?
What did I do?
You gave it to me, you're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
And then I gave it back because I'm a better man.
We better beat it.
Now you should be able to do the thing, right?
Second, turn in the quest.
Second, turning in the quest.
Give me a second. I'm turning in the quest.
You said that the times I heard you.
Yeah.
You hear this?
She's making me want to come.
I
Do not come
I don't know the one that says turn in here
Just slip right past you. It's good come humping blizzard and DQ slap cottage
Fuck.
Fuck you, folks.
I guess.
Dude, shut the fuck up.
You repeat everything like 10 s.
Try this one for size.
Yes, I got it.
Level 3.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
How about that pussy?
How about that?
Fuck that guy. Yeah, fuck that guy.
You guys ready?
It's time to get crackle-ackin'.
I want to play the game!
Time to play the game!
Here we get my keycard.
And then, and then, and then a little bit we'll go play CS2.
Got it, guys?
Yeah.
Yeah!
It will, it will have lots of fun and we'll gamble.
I was thinking about doing dreams of nightmares if I get the butterfly
You guys think I
Have been absolutely ripped in half by dream of nightmares, so I was thinking
Prism prison cases, but I don't know if there's much potential
vision cases, huh?
vision cases
I got him saving a hundred K per e-card.
Oh
She's got a joint quick
What's the what's the manager's key called managers key
Oh yeah.
Write that down.
This 50 bucks is for all the money you save me for buying voodoo ranges instead of drinking 24 beers, I can drink 12.
Okay, I don't know what you're speaking.
12 voodoo ranges.
I only have average drank 12 voodoo ranges in a single night, even when I go my hardest.
I also expect your dogs to be American and patient.
Well, they aren't, but thank you, Miss Edward, thank you.
You're not gonna be a good thing you're good thing in 12 voodoo ranges
You either got to be crazy or fat as shit
Are you just got you gotta be a whole tub of lard or completely insane?
Well, we're doing ranges. I
feel like I I
Couldn't even drink from a mood. I might even if I try I couldn't do that. I I don't think I could do that
I don't know what to do with that.
He'll die.
No, I probably, okay, no, no, no, let me take that back.
I probably could.
But it would be, the fun to drink ratio would be totally out.
It would be more fun to drink less.
You see if I'm trying to get smammered?
Like, smammered.
I would stop at like eight.
If I'm getting smizzily.
I'm something like eight.
Like, I mean, if I'm trying to really get
smizzly ham and doozy, doozy dong,
I'm gonna have a headache the next day,
but we're partying tonight, so it doesn't matter.
About eight.
Oh, you're just gonna have a bad time.
Well, now let's ride!
say that intro sucks and I know comparatively it does suck to the new ones but for those of you
guys who don't know when I first started I made my own intros I learned how to 3D model everything
and that was the first intro I ever made ever so that's why that's why it's the OG one it's the
OG one what's not the first one I ever made ever but it's the first one I've made ever with
3D modeling now I got a guy to do a Mr. Mark I'm back cool he's very I forgot my vision
Coach, he told you like every time.
I'm screaming!
Night vision, night vision!
Alright, let me go die then.
Best one?
Oh, he's in front, he's in front kitchen.
Let me have a little sayback boys.
Is your door here?
Hey, push it!
I want you to suck on that!
I
Like that I'm playing more okay, I'm doing my last grenade
Shit oh shit
There is a million people we go this way
Hey!
There's a million people.
Wee!
Wait.
I'm blind.
I cannot see.
And Bernie Z sent.
Hello, poop-nut.
I tried voodoo's and could smell the colors in the walls.
Hell yeah.
And I got my wife pregnant to the stash simulator now.
Okay, all right.
Love you.
All right.
Oh
Well, that was like 10 minutes ago, I doubt it
We can use our cunning and our and our intelligence to try to sniff them out find trails of where they went
go from red yes come on guys we're underneath red right now
oh red jump in red jump in there in red yeah I'm gonna wait for Sam and
spring to over to Intel guy jump across jump across ready ready head for yet
careful for parking that's push it George oh careful for parking well
Middle name is careful for parking I'll see you when they're on TV what the
re-grenades oh yes what's violent violent violent he's violent he's violent
hurt hurt
he's right by the actual door
hold on there hold on there I have an idea I have an idea
I got shot from parking lit up from parking
Okay, hold on.
Oh fuck, he's eating 10 pots.
Shit, they closed the door.
I can't see any of the other stupid scopes.
Got absolutely destroyed from barking.
Let's get far, Steve.
He's been vigilant.
I want to go heat parking. I'm worried about dark offices. I heard something.
This is a sketchy situation, boys. This is a sketchy situation.
Hey, what's what's in the kitchen you sure yep
Who's where you in front man
Fucking guys moving I don't know what manages is
We do I see I know
In the middle here you're gonna hear me. I just heard the guy for parking move
You might come up yellow stairs because
These are to deal with this parking guy. We go back to red guys
I
Wish I should we go get up
Let's go fucking down wait wait wait wait. I
I stare yellow stairs. I'm probably gonna sprint front. I see a guy in dark off to this contra ground. Oh
Everywhere I'm watching those days
So dark when I eat me
Now it's a lot bider
Stare yellow stairs. I don't see you as you get it off this I
See guys see the guy parking
I
Am ass
He's sitting there he's sitting behind the fucking fridge not moving. I want to say that was
One day to come he's on the corner
Great any at the wall I think he's too good. I'm just worse
Did you get back here, young man?
He's still running, I'm out of stamina.
He ran right.
He's so intense, he's so intense.
He's at the elevator, he's at the elevator.
Now we got you, buddy!
Ho ho ho ho! Now we got ya!
I'm cornered.
Are you alive?
Nope.
guys I can't I can't
I can't I can't
oh no you have to I'll revive you
oh that's it that's it
oh fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you
no we have to I'll revive you I'll revive you I don't you worry
Which we pop into the case pop inside the case of each other case
Oh guys not trade like for what?
What
Now I'm not you said fuck you
I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you
You get your ass back in your son of a bitch
Just play around the Rosie you're just gonna sit there and hold
What the hell did we do it?
You have a left-hand peek now
Yeah, fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fucking your corpse or something or whatever
What is this guy do you get back here young man
No, you're not you're not yeah, I got one more for you
You should fight five six on the house
No, okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Do I, uh, I, I, I hate the, I hate the scopes in this game.
I hate them. I hate that they're all really dark, so you have to use a flashlight.
I do, it just gives me my position.
How are you guys seeing out of your scopes? I can't see big shit!
Uh, I died because I was ADS-ing a fridge because I couldn't see a fridge.
I mean think about it. The fridge looked like a player. Well, well, you know that plan was on our team
And he died second we probably have to swap games otherwise
Okay, let's go. Let's go play some CS to let's go play some CS to permission for mr. Hodge for mr. Hodge
You turn off your fucking flashlight
I can't see anything without a flashlight because the scopes in this game are glitched
By the way, you can't trick me into saying they're not glitch anymore Nikita himself said they're glitched
And back I have bored the strongest triple of Buffalo Strays
I'm going to ask we're going to see we're going to see us. So you don't
Are we really? Yeah, we're going to the edge minds. So you don't you don't leave forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah
You never
Let's gamble
This is gonna be circulating this is going to be circulating. Oh
I'll be popping open for real goopal one second you one quick second boys
Sorry to be a Debbie downer guys, it's just you know my my butthole
It can only be divided so harshly
For so long before I just start holding it, you know absolutely
Your poop is practically just falling out of there. No problem. It isn't poop anymore. It's just debris
I don't even know it turns aren't forming because my butthole is so wide. It's just falling out profusely
That'll happen. That'll happen boss. Don't worry. Now we're gonna gamble and everything's gonna be okay
Everything's gonna be okay. You know, don't you worry, boss? Don't you worry?
Oh, would you worry?
Almost died
Wait God
I
See my inventory dreams and nightmares, huh? I don't know guys. What are we feeling?
What do we feel are we feeling dreams of nightmares or prized?
What are we feeling this is an expensive case?
Well, I open this last time we were playing this game. It's the Dallas Doppler
This is a dollar number that is that that was post that was post AT&T, right?
I was pushing TNT yeah, there was a kid in the chat and his mom put a TTS for his birthday
And his name was Dallas. We named it the Dallas Doppler and look at that thing shine. Look at that thing
So you see that thing shine look how the sun reflects on it. Oh
Look at that. Look at that. Look at that guys. What if we opened up some gamma twos gamma twos
lose. Gamma twos one of us opens up a butterfly emerald and we're billionaires we sell it.
How do you move to a beach and we're rich. Wait, I don't think give it to us have butterflies.
I need some of Karambits. There's number twos or you give it to us have butterflies.
How do they do?
Yeah, but we don't we don't have a chance what how do we get the emeralds and the sapphires?
That's the big nines now.
Yeah, how do you get the emerald to the sapphires?
Oh, chroma two is sapphire and ruby.
That's where we're opening.
That's where we're opening chroma twos.
Yep.
Okay.
Let me get a couple chroma twos.
thing to brass nothing okay or we go for the real the real cool what was that
226 was 226 is it is that the is that the float chest of 226
you want are you about 661 the AK-47 no we're not no that's stupid that's stupid
go for that that's the train train train has been I mean honestly
brings crime to this yeah we're do we're do no ice we just chroma twos have
cram it's right because that's what I like yeah they do it's expensive though we're
only by 20 the time where it might leak your address
All right
All right first one to pull a knife has to send a dick pic to the other two no last person to pull a knife has to
Send dick pic to the other two
Well, that's your reward
Wait, wait, wait, it's a reward to send a dick pic to the to two other guys never mind
Whatever it's a you know what I hope I don't
I'm confused now wait are we hold on who's sitting big picks to who for what I don't know
I'm not too sure, but I'm down. No, wait a woman doesn't go and I've had to send a dick pic to the guy that pulled a knife
There it is. There it is. Yeah, there it is. There it is sure. Sure. Is that word for you boss?
I
Let that looks like it. Oh, thanks. Watch. Thanks. I love that all my personal information is right here, dude
It's sick
There's no way to hide it through that sweet dude. That's so sweet. What a great system
How now I have to do multiple purchases of a hundred dollars on my PayPal instead of it just charging me
280 for these cases. Ah, yes
Excellent. All right, okay, I've got my 20 chroma twos. I've got my 20 chroma twos and I'm ready to gamble
I should be open just a quick lucky pre-game case
Just a quick one
Well
All right, well, okay, well all right
you know
Sometimes you win sometimes you don't win you mean
Yeah, yeah, sometimes yeah chalky 32 asked me cloaksie is a queep and hutch smells the farts from your booze
Fuck your cheap ass
Force of terror must exist or death is not enough for you losers
What is mr. Frog talking about one?
What's the first guy talk about to mr. Frog
Wait, should we do a secondary free-game lucky case open?
Well, okay.
Huh.
Does that bear shit in the woods?
Oh, I got Wyrmgod, I got Wyrmgod!
Factory new!
Alright, alright, the table's hot!
The table's hot!
Not too shabby, not too shabby, boys.
so full that I have to put things in cases so I can open up more cases. Yeah I've
already been doing. I've got a lot of stuff here, a lot of stuff here. All right you, are you ready?
These one part. Since I got such a good one that last one.
I
Got another work on
You can't stop it's fine. It's fine. Okay. I'm gonna do one more. I don't I go until I get a blue
I go until I get a blue
Oh, well, it's just now which is well inches right now
uh
Oh see oh see oh see I think close he is
Well, I'll wait so I don't get quick changes as well for sure. I'll be back. I'll be back. I'm just gonna quit. We're just clicking
You scream.
I say, quick, he's got something on me.
We can't stop, start without you, Pete. You're the fucking host.
Dumbass.
Oh, my God, you just pulled a factory new Statract, Warren God.
Why, every day, I have a 10.
And to open one more case, Lucky New Voodoo Ranger just cracked an open, fresh Lucky Case Open.
Darn it.
Darn it.
Darn it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Closey, closey, closey.
I'll advise him up here.
Oh.
Mm.
Mm.
Closey act.
Just think this time tomorrow, boys.
One more?
My red team will be butt fucking your green team, peanut.
The green team will win forever.
Red team team.
Red team is going to beat you down like a butt
fucking dog.
No way. No way. No way. Red team on top of you pick.
No, we're the war dogs, buddy. You're the war pussies. Over on that stupid red team.
Oh, can I push it? Can I push it?
Woo-hoo!
These would work.
My guys are obviously joining the green team with me dumbass
Maybe some of them will be traders and join the real thing. No, we don't have traders in our ranks
We don't have traders in our ranks
the green green green green green forever green forever
forever
oh oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
wait wait nice three open one more quites just for good luck
I'm pulling nothing but purples right now, and I'm loving it.
Really?
I'm getting fucked.
I only got like two purple.
I got a few, and I'm about to be crazy.
I'm about to go crazy.
I've played this game so long, I've got to, I've got a sensation deep in my bone, but
I am gonna go crazy.
I'm on a hit head shot every time.
Keep in your boner.
Good for you.
Thank you.
Let's go, let's go, Nubus.
You better get Nubus.
They did cash again?
Yeah, cash back.
We'll do cash, let's do cash.
Babe Maron's ancient and infernal,
let's do cash, let's do cash.
Oh, do cash sounds sweet.
No way they make us play a Nubus, right?
No, no, no, they're definitely gonna play cash.
No, no, no, they're never getting cash.
Are we serious?
Are we super-duper serious right now?
Are we so serious?
What?
In what world are we picking a Nubis over cash?
Are we serious?
Let's roll.
This cash is old and all these new guys don't like it exactly. We're the unks now, man. You know, we're the unks
We're the unks now in the CS go world
Guys, can you see lucky up?
You know and a hodge. Oh
Shit, I'm not live. It doesn't
Fuck I fuck guys. Oh shit. Oh
Crap I am the bird peanut. Oh, no
We all know okay. Let me change my way. Maybe don't change. I don't I don't think I should use the game
I'll teach it right now just keys
Maybe if you tell them that you aren't burnt peanut
They won't know what you
Brother I have literally done nothing before purple they didn't change my anything's my name
It worked. It worked. Oh
Oh my god, yes this is a factory new Kramat tiger tooth.
That's crazy you asked, what do you ask?
You know this is a factory new Kramat tiger tooth.
than one to five yes good question good okay all right well I understand we'll
have a great day sorry man I understand we'll have a great day
Okay shit. Okay these guys are fucking crazy. Oh I got one I got one!
I'm in!
Yeah. What the fuck?
Fuck yeah.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I just win.
Guys, I don't have a good feeling about this.
Alright.
Guys, you got busted.
God, God, God, God.
I
Don't have a good feeling about this guy. I'm gonna feel about this. Oh, I got a purple
Well, what what what heat?
Plox just bought 20 chromic 2k skis what the hell
Yeah, we're a pop what the hell
Who is this guy?
This guy's he's good. He's got a big step up
I'm coming up. I'm coming in the rear. I'm coming in the rear.
Oh no, I got one! I got one!
No shots.
How is that guy alive? How is that guy alive?
Oh no.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Alright. Alright.
Oh man how is that guy alive?
Fuck.
Yeah, um, mm, okay, op, op, I've got an op.
Did you do a quick lucky op case open?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Clench the hatch of the boys.
We're gonna pick that man
Okay, dude, who are we facing right now?
It's just a bad idea to pay this game guys it's shouting like a good idea
It really did.
It really did.
I wonder where he got that off from?
Uh, who knows?
The world may never know.
Oh my god.
He's just cooking.
Yo, what is...
What is this first lobby of the night?
We ain't gonna smoke.
That guy is really good, but did you just do he?
He watched that flashbang.
I know I thought the same thing
Yeah, we're dead we're dead forever. Yeah lucky dead forever case
You guys mind you guys mind
Oh, what's going on?
Double low, double low.
Oh, perfect.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
All right
Okay, all right do a big box. Thank you sir. Thank you. Good shit. Thank you. Good shit
I
Guys is anyone else regretting what we were doing here
Let's go guys let's go.
Now after that guy said let's go, I'm back in it!
What the fuck do they say?
I'm sure I quit.
First game, first game, first game, first game, first game.
I'm going to go to the water.
Could they have dropped water?
Yeah.
They're flashing in.
I'm going to go away.
I missed twice, bro.
Bumpy.
Yeah, B.
You got B?
Oh, go, go, go!
Oh
I got a puppy
It's ass well one perfect
I forgot about kids I got my kids. Oh god
We told this poopy
I'm going in.
Keep on the hold.
One more down there.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
How am I missing this hole?
Dude, there's no way they're watching the flank.
All right, one more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
What like what left?
They were changing where that hole was every time I watched it in the smoke
I
Brow where
And there's three of them staring behind
Epic plug TV asked me asked peanut where my fucking peanut plushie is that I've been waiting for a year now
And let him know I love him anyway. Yeah, where's my fucking peanut plushie?
I don't know why we don't have one of those. I've been yelling at him to get one
Oh, yeah, I thought I was doing sorry guys. I need to distribute your aura guys
Did I disturb your aura you think or no?
one
I need you to learn how to count.
Uh, hey chief, I want you to double your kills.
Huh? We can be on the same level pussy.
You're baiting!
Baiting? I just jumped into the thick of it.
And everybody knows, from the king to the ring...
Are they on the one?
No?
I'd be.
I'd be.
I'd be.
Yeah
I just don't understand what the sloth guy is doing barely just doing shit who's sloth died
There's no one named sloth on our team
His name
Slosh, oh slosh he shows you that thing. I think you got me with the green
We are back we are back lucky first round win
yes yes yes yes it's whatever side you're after you're losing I just started
drinking so I think that's what's going on here no no no we need to drink more we
need to drink more I just started I can't have you guys drink
grenade splash run to the water I think it's gonna be I'm gonna be a
We are locked we are dialed
Oh
Thank you much, thank you much
Well, who took the up who took it?
All right, we're gonna take that
Thank you, sir
of
the
of
the
There ain't-
Oh shoot the R.
Oh dingle, dingle.
Turn 8, huh?
Go in for a team!
Really?
No, you're not actually wearing that.
Wow, wow, wow, we're picking it up, we're picking it up.
I'm coming in the rear, I'm coming in the rear.
I'm gonna take it.
Playing on smoke.
Is that bomb? Bomb shot?
I think so.
Bomb was outside of there.
It's that poor man, John.
There's one more. Bomb on site.
It's bomb on site, bomb on site.
Shut up, you're f***ing guys!
He's on site, he's on site purple.
Congratulations, congratulations!
Congratulations, we're good.
No Coltsy!
Coltsy, you make me proud to be a peanut.
Thank you.
Are you sure you want a quick gold?
Oh no.
Oh no.
I have nothing in the water.
Quick jump!
Quick jump!
Uh, stairs, stairs.
Alright.
3 in the middle. 3 in the middle guys.
I
Told the second I look away man fuck
I just that was almost really cool
Oh
Funny part is Pina actually did that and then he blamed on me
Everyone believes that what the people believe
That's not what the people believe
Watch this
I
All right, we'll let them off the board let them up with a morning
Where's that
I
Do I don't know why you're asking me that?
Oh
What? Oh
God, oh my god. Oh
My god. Oh
What up to armor or up to arm. Oh, no, wait, wait a key 47 no helmet
Middle A middle A middle A I'm the best terrorist. I'm the best terrorist ever live
Oh, he's going CT. Okay. Watch you. I'm watching
Yeah heaven heaven he's there at that be right there
Do it a little dance. Do it a little number. Oh shit. Oh shit. Take this bitch. Oh shit.
Hold on now. Hold up. Wait a minute. Stop me right. Hold up. Wait a minute. Stop me
right hutch I need to get in there I need to get I really easy to shape the
game I really need you to really play strategy and technique and really
embrace winning the timeout panel panel your energy and dominate the enemy
Oh dude!
Hey P, welcome to hell.
Any culture.
Oh, this is a lovely place.
This is a lovely place you got here.
Do you mind if I sit down?
Now Corona's on ice.
Let's go ahead.
Can I have a glass of water?
I'm a bit parched.
We have the cock vice.
It's going to be right there around the corner.
Ah, family.
We have the cock vise. It's gonna be right there around the corner fantastic fantastic
I already got it on it's a little tight. Is there any way to loosen the cock vise?
No, oh, that's just the way she fits. Would you like one thing that we do have here is great gambling?
You want to open a case? Oh?
I'm out of cases
This really is hell
You can live by carry-state through me. Here's one case. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead
Oh my god, he always gets these and he will get this one 100%
I don't joke, Lucy. We're gonna hate you forever.
Mistake, Lucy?
It's on the map in the middle.
Ah, no time? Nice.
Not going well over here.
You're a terrorist, what?
Oh, hold on now.
Fuck is that guy-
Hold up!
Wait a minute!
Waaaaaaait a minute now!
Hold on now!
Like, what is that guy doing?
Give him a quick haircut!
Ooh sir, would you like a fresh fade?
Would you like a fresh fade, sir?
That guy-
Is that a buzz cut?
I wasn't expecting that kind of play that close.
What the fuck are you doing?
Bill Beretta's voice, Bill Beretta's.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
That's it.
Hey!
We can take-
We can 100% take me.
100% 100%
We go B we can take it
I'm going in
Stay back
Wait you guys were coming in with me
You should have to fight out
I'm going
Their whole team stacked
What the hell is the whole plan
When was that
What?
I'm not sure what you're doing.
The hell, my Jesus left me to die.
Obelusia douchey.
Not sure what you're doing.
Over there, what are you guys?
I just ran him guys.
You died too much because you're not buying case
behind us. You're super silly. What the hell? What a great time for that guy to rotate. We're
gonna have to save by the way. Oh, it's touching close to the world. I'm one shot away. One
I
Know you can't see but it didn't go
To lay the lampland lay my bike
Hold them up. I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna use it sweet
I'm not going to do that okay there's one time there was one time situation there was a fluke
I got the cases.
Hey.
I got.
Oh, sorry guys.
I was buying cases.
Oh, I don't need that.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Stand back guys.
I'll handle this.
Watch this.
You didn't expect me to leave?
I'm in the audience.
I'm going to do this.
You're a terrorist.
Alright guys, I'll handle this.
Watch this.
You expect me to leave?
I'm in the I.D.
I'm gonna do this.
Now that is expertise.
That's a lucky case open.
That's a lucky case open.
And I got fucked.
Alright.
Up to armor.
You're mad now.
Don't have money you have to save oh wait fine. Oh, I got buddy. I don't know who this we is buddy
I don't know who this we
I got money. I'm not money. That's money. That's money bow
Not kidding boys like it
The terrorist
Just typed in the chat we're timing out so we can gamble
No, this is a terrorist technical timeout our guy left.
Yeah, we have a guy, yeah, we have a guy, do you see?
Wait, what?
We left.
He left because I was probably the, probably the European.
He left because I was buying cases instead of playing the game.
That's why we lost.
Not a doubt in my mind.
That guy just got off of working his shitty job, came home to open up Counter-Strike and
to play some games, and a fucking peanut threw the round while buying cases.
Hey guys, you guys didn't kill a single person, okay?
I don't think I would have really been the crux there.
Who's he got dead?
Oh, he's always back, he's back, he's back, he's back!
Ask him, P, ask him.
No, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, he's obviously, that obviously isn't the case,
so he wouldn't come back.
I think you keep these guys be with your
What is wrong with these people?
A perfect ending to a perfect end.
I can feel the aura. I can feel the aura. You were about to pop up right there. I can
feel that. I can feel that. I would feel that. We actually got to lock in here. We
We actually gotta lock it in here.
You talking about?
Who about to lose this game?
Who about to lose this game?
They only need one more point to ensure a tie.
We gotta really lock it in.
Yeah, we have to save.
You know what?
You know what we gotta save?
I got some port.
Got me a port.
Okay, that's all.
And what else has got?
There's a three-man,
there's a three-man stacking B, one man, one A.
And the guy A walks back.
We need to just go A.
Gosh, man.
I
Save the world I save the world I save the world I save the world
oh my god sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I'm sorry sorry
I am suffering more than you can possibly imagine.
More than you can possibly imagine the suffering I am under.
before easy
alright you got enough and probably a K
this witness witness witness witness witness witness witness
I'll just hold him to the left on headshot yeah right over there beautiful got one more
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Where is he?
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
There he is.
You know what I mean? They can't cook.
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Guys, it's a looking-
It's a looking-
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
You have her second knee, Clumsy.
Sorry.
Sit!
Ooh!
Thanks.
DOOM water.
OOOOH!
She little stinky
I'm gonna be holding bomb in water
Do you do hold on hold on hold on once close water which I got it up you go that way
You see bomber now no, no
I'll see you need
I
Drive what hey, hey, no, no, no last one's unknown. I think he was holding up in heaven before I dropped down
You should be here watch out
I
We're back, baby. We are back. We are back.
Don't listen to that, man. He's wanted in three different countries for smuggling weapons.
They're rushing, they're rushing. They're all water guys, at least three of them.
Fuck, we lost bomb. Lost bomb.
Again?
They smoked me off CT.
Pushing out.
Throw in the first bag!
What's the plan?
Hey, mom?
Planting the bomb!
Water dead.
Oh, hey!
Because we might be the best!
You see him, this?
It's not over. It's not over.
Come on, boys.
Guys, are you seeing this? Come back. Are you seeing this?
Now we go ahead. I think.
Look at it.
Now we go ahead.
Wait, no, I got- I- I'll drop you.
Fuck that guy.
Thank you.
There you go, sir.
How, fuck?
He's doing my part for the team. I want you to know that I'm here to win
Yes
I get it boys lock it in
No, he's just hoping mate he's hoping mate
No.
I got this guy, don't worry.
I face it. Close right, close right P.
Close right.
Close right, you probably see to the left.
Got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
that was great. It could be close to water. What? What? What? What? What was that?
What was that? Did you see that? That was the perfect shot.
That was the perfect shot. There's no way that missed.
This is all fine.
That's a lot of rounds.
No, no, if you win this it's tied and we need to do more rounds.
Not available at that time.
I pressed it. I pressed it, but...
No cigar.
No cigar.
Not too close.
Four or five seconds against him. For the win.
For the win. Lock it in.
I
You tell I'm flashing your peak you go with you
Like behind me I can't flashing in three two way behind behind
One corner
Good try coachy good try good try good try
Most valuable MVP
That's an MVP.
How's that guy?
How's that guy?
No scope.
That's the most
valuable MVP.
That's MVP.
MVP.
All right.
There may be a clip that circulates
from that last round
called Perfect Shot.
I wouldn't look at it
because it's made with AI.
with AI. It's from Sora. It's completely fabricated. There's someone trying to slander my name.
What happened on that last round is, is I, you know, if we took bomb to A and either of the two
rounds that I called, let's go A when there was three on B, one in mid and one on A, we probably
You're fucking peanut bussy ran through missing your shots
Sorry, sorry for getting my bussy ran through bars. I
Did try I did try I did I really did boss
But on the last round I know skilled someone across the map and I miss and he got me
I need another drink. I think I do
By the way guys, you'll be happy to know I changed my name so no one could scream snipe me. I
am
Coyote with AIDS
It is my alias like Batman I'm like Bruce
and now I'm Batman I'm Batman thank you I'm back it's like an alias or Bruce
Wayne sorry Bruce Wayne and now I'm Batman by day I am peanut by day I'm
peanut by night I am coyote with AIDS by night I am coyote with AIDS by gay
I'm I'm mr. Peanut. My night. I'm Coyote and fades
The great power comes great responsibility
great responsibility
fat juicy and a
Rump, you can bounce a quarter off of an Iraqi to slide a credit card through that's what I've got
That's what I bring to the table boys
What is you bring to the table soldier I'm gonna take a sip of the silly juice
Hold on new name time
Yeah
I got absolutely railed on these cases is Huffer a word
yeah that for is I would now be known as fart Huffer are we ready to play a lot
It's time to get down to business.
What you're saying?
Freddy Freddy.
Hmm.
Yay.
Hmm.
Yeah, the fart-huffer.
And you will address me as so.
You will respect your team leader.
You will respect your team leader.
If I don't feel that I've been respected as a team leader,
then I'm gonna start, I'm gonna,
then I'm gonna get naked.
I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna come.
Do not come.
Do not come, Coltsy.
Do not.
That's it.
grabs penis with his full fist.
Squawk!
Down count, Clucksy.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Beep beep beep!
Let's roll.
Grab full fist of penis.
Grubs, clucksy, he's,
grubs, grubs, grubs,
grubs, clucksy's penis
and grips it as tight as he can.
Down count, Clucksy.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Down count, yes, Clucksy.
You're not allowed to come just yet.
Okay, let's do mirage.
You guys want to do ancient.
I'm going to do ancient.
That's just tuned into stream.
It's going to be mirage because they play mirage.
I
Grabbed clubs he's penis with his whole fish
Don't come close
With you guys
What?
I'll be taking a sip of the chili.
You're welcome.
You should be thanking us.
You have 50 shades of glossy.
What's that song?
But we've been changing side me.
I could be good but I'm perfectly bad at it.
Stress in the air with the zoom in
I'll install and break my bones, but with shit change it's not me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on
What's the best fart that you've heard?
Real question
You laughed at that
What? What?
Tom Brady's at his wet and wild 32nd birthday party.
He farted so eloquently, and I captured it, cupped it in my hands, and I go,
Oh, God, shake me to a whole other level.
Thank you for asking, sir.
On his 32nd birthday party.
I don't know if he's 32 now.
I just double headshot, double up those guys. If you didn't want to see that, I'm the best.
And the worst.
Universe given, and the Universe taken.
Hunches locked, we're on PS locked. PS locked, I just double tapped him.
Both locked, both locked. I missed the shot, thanks for the carry.
That was an excellent question, by the way, by this guy.
That was an excellent question.
That was an excellent question.
Why don't you guys tell them what's the best fart you guys ever have?
Don't you want to start?
It was 2004.
You didn't get into the guy that's asking.
sure how she's now gonna tell you what what what was his favorite part he hop
yeah can you guys hear people in the game
how was whoever he asked me that has favorite half wait hold on I think I
think Hodges having problems you people in game hutch you have here you
you know the guy my mic is fucked up boss you know I can hear him I just can't
talk to him sadly because you asked why you laughing at the beginning is because
the guy asked me the best part I ever have place yeah I'm telling him a whole
story and then sadly well I don't know if you notice because he just caught
down oh my gosh you did I just might get to working so close he's gonna tell him
tell you what his favorite fart that he ever hopped was coach you go ahead
what tell this guy your favorite fart you've ever hopped so I'm lactose intolerant
and I ate a lot of cheese and then I got myself onto the guy behind me
and I got myself on the guy behind me
Oh my god that shit is bleeding
You're the best of campers
Oh shit
Well you need to find the rules
That's true your favorite hub can't be on fart
He just fart maxed you
He did fart max you
Your quarters always biking
Oh I got him I got him I got him
Oh shit
I
Was one sec one sec
Where's that one ct one side connector
Back there man. Yeah, I told you that
I told you that pussy watch me cut up. I'd probably cut up
It's probably to clutch up my chase boys
literally all clutch once
I'm right it is I'm right it is I'm right it is I'm right it is okay the other guy was
I'll save it for 69.
Six number.
You guys want to find a pop-up and a big gold?
Oh!
Guys, I got a Dijin! I got a Dijin!
Middleware!
Oh, that's nice.
I would use that very easily.
Nice that's nice
Everybody about much I did not realize this help on me
Okay, all right, okay word
and Frank would have been a believer I got both of those guys I just got two
assist guys you guys yet you should play quack quack up nice
I think you sure
Why are you so bad
Fuck you pal
Guys and we don't lock in
We don't lock in guys
Javi remember that you remember that thing with it makes a lot of things but what I told you that one thing in Paris ten years ago
Exactly
Lock in
I
Yeah, okay, oh Bob's down where I died crazy connector connector
Turn on ten name by the way. Thank you Murphy. Thank you. Thank you
Because I'm an AK grab my AK quick
Hey, time to return the AK then grab.
Oh guys, time to return the old AK then grab.
Oh shit.
Thank you sir, thank you.
You what?
Shit.
Shit.
So what's in my ek?
There's something this too heavy
Watch and learn boys
What's that about?
What's that about?
What's that about?
Let's get them guys!
You can really move with this sniper, oh my god.
That's it, fuck boy!
That's it, fuck boy!
Got him, went down.
Oh no!
Oh no, I did the right thing, kill!
Oh my God.
Oh.
Oh, nasty.
Actually, he has 5 kills on it.
Nice talk.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Okay, son.
I'm gonna pour.
Oh, okay.
We won!
We won!
Guys, I'm actually better lock it.
I'm actually better lock it.
You're gonna call me Peta the guy.
I'm gonna call you Peta the guy.
I'm gonna call you Peta the guy.
Oh, I'm gonna call you Peta the guy.
Peta.
Peta.
Hey, look.
Hey, look.
Hey, look.
Hey, look.
Hey, look.
The guy, the bad man, you're going to call me, you're going to call me, you repeat it
the bad man after this raid, because I'll be killing some people, that's what bad
guys do.
Come on, come closer, come closer, come closer, listen to me really quickly, huh?
I need you to just go out in mid and die, and I need to bait you.
I'll run out of Palace, I'll make you get better.
I'll go back, I'll go back.
Yeah, I'll run out of Palace, I'll put you to bed.
This is a screen bubble for you to see.
One good man, good a man.
Thank you, my boy.
Please tell my boy.
Good lad, you do good a lad, you da.
Hey, Mr. CJWT, my boy.
This is one good man, good a man.
Thank you, boys, thank you.
For the sake of your business,
I hope you're holding up well.
Watch me connect it.
I was and I got oh this passion
Just sits in corners, I should have swung them under Palace
We won we won got it we won we won
Why is this fucking almond on my screen?
I thought they were about losing these parts.
Guys, I don't know about you guys, but I am actually on fire right now.
These guys are really bad.
These other guys, you guys were facing?
Yeah.
Can't say you're on fire.
You have four kills.
Well, well, well, well, do better than zombie.
Do better than zombie. So that's something. Do better than zombie, aye.
Oh, okay. Alright.
Okay. Alright.
Okay, I'm opening- I'm gambling to mend my soul.
I'm gambling to mend my soul.
I'm eating the food.
Did you wait close? Yeah, I was watching I think they're actually terrorists. What was that?
Five grenades on my head
I missed my spray through five grenades on my head and this guy sits in corners
No, it was you said that you said that you've been putting in a lot of work let Papa Peter take care of this one for you, okay?
Okay
Get a gold and I divorced my wife. I'm on a jerk
I
Hold on now
Stop funny anymore, it's not funny
I heard everybody much alive is the best luck I have no idea.
Let me open one while I'm dead and then I'm alive to compare.
not too shabby, not too shabby.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Focus.
How'd that miss?
Why are we all stacking in this corner?
That's where the country is.
I think so.
Cp.
Dude, one's on site, one's Cp.
Oh, another Cp.
Oh, we guys are two best players on the case.
I
Guys lock and okay, okay, okay? I'm gonna smoke a I was young a yes, we are gonna open a key to my life
I gotta compare
Good
The wrong guy
It's okay, I deserve it.
I'm still fine.
Terrorists win. Yes.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Javi.
In the heat of battle, in the heat of passion.
Holy shit, I can't believe you survived.
In the heat of passion, sometimes you make mistakes.
And you look like an enemy to me.
Sometimes I forget if we're the terrorists or the counter-terrorists.
I may as well be an enemy.
Did you say you were a fat cow?
Okay, I'll drop that down.
I'm going to understand your team on a deep level suit.
The synergy works.
Guys, keep meeting in Paris.
I mean, I'm in Palace.
T-Beating in Palace.
T-Beating.
We got to meet.
We got to be talking about strategy.
Where you at?
You're no longer with us.
Are you always with us?
I'll be taking that monsoon.
I'll be taking that monsoon.
360 360 no scope
I want you to learn to think it through on how to use the app alright keep your eyes on my screen keep your eyes on my screen
Okay, watch the action
Hey, you pick him like this
Crouch, yes, yes, he focused
Okay, yeah, you're bumpy. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. We're fine
What's the market?
Oh, no.
Okay, so.
Do you get bomb?
Do you get bomb?
No, you got it right, jot that down.
Jot that down, Hunch.
Do not forget it.
Do not forget it.
Write it down, yes sir.
This peanut guy sucks.
Let's see.
I'm getting where the quote you guys are actually terrible.
actually terrible. Hold on.
Oh, Mr. Kulokshi. Oh my God.
Okay guys, all right. Okay, Fort Huffer is turning it up a
Nazi's time. Let me handle this one.
handle this one hi yeah no you're good guys you guys might save this one I'm
gonna handle this one I got this one you guys mind staying back I'm gonna handle
this one guys yeah that's all you okay it's much stay back guys stay back this
would this is all me this is all me I'll make I'll make America proud or be
right back guys make something here for me and what would we do hey hey hey
You're back there hey cozy cozy cozy cozy we did
It's me it's me it's me
Oh, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it stand back
I
Shit hot you're welcome everybody
Right now you had a couple drinks
time out.
We got a call time out.
Our Huffer is farting.
I'm out.
He's out of cake.
I'm fine.
He's in.
Give me one more.
Give me one more.
Nice, nice, nice.
I have time for a couple of minutes.
He's been downstairs and shocking a beer.
Lock in guys.
Lock in.
Lock in.
two things you understand about fart hopper buddy I win and I hop farts
understand that coxy huh don't forget it sorry I actually forgot about that
That's my fault
one more out front, man.
Radio!
That's a lot of gunpowder.
Got him.
Bomb down, bomb down!
No one underpatch!
Oh, he's a cat, he's a cat!
He's a cat, he's going mid, window.
He's never my next fucking life.
Stand back, guys, stand back, I need my redemption.
Stand back.
Counter-town is the way.
Oh, look at that.
Got him, got him, he's dead, got him.
Watch one.
I can't eat that.
You guys, we need to check A ramp.
Wait, wait.
Wait, we need to check A ramp.
you want?
sure
hmm
wait, hold on
quick open
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
I
Can't see me walking
Yes, you got the good enough guys
Yeah, we may have died we got the good enough
One of them are dinged
Oh, you even daked them, boss. Damn, Mr. Hodge. Damn.
So the one that was daked was actually the illuminating tube, so my bad.
Up normal.
No, no, we're poor, we have to save.
They're mad at us.
Guys, everyone come share it out with me in mid window.
I'm gonna hear about that.
When I die, Rad takes you up.
Rad, when you die, zombie, these guys.
Zombie, when you die, hunch takes you up,
and when the hunch takes you up.
Down, then down, then you're up.
They're gonna go for me.
I'm not very confident.
I'm gonna grab all the second.
One minute.
One minute.
One down.
You said to come, chair, come, chair.
Oh shit. Oh, dude. Okay.
Well, I was actually trying right there, guys. I was like, actually, I go hard. That feels
worse. That feels worse.
Yeah, hacking. That guy's hacking. Obviously, that's the only reason why explanation. That
That is the only reason why I'm facing you guys, that is, that is, that is the only reason why I'm facing you guys.
How about me?
How about me?
Everyone is walling exactly, exactly.
Grab the app when you're done.
I
Expecting that thank you smoke it off
Guys if they're taking a site can we use our mice and say hey
I've been trying to fix my mic the entire time
Sorry, I'm gonna call you coach. Don't you worry? I'm gonna master play the kids down
It's rotating in the nardy of the entire game
Let's go!
Shit, oh shit!
They're not gonna run to me.
Oh, Stu! No! I don't want to die!
No!
How the fuck do you know that?
Good flash, yep.
Alright guys, it could be worse, okay?
Alright, that could be us.
Alright?
Oh my goodness, good work team!
Let's go boys!
I
She would drop me a fort
I've gotten a kill in five rounds
You said something
I don't know nothing anyway. He's really told me to turn off my phone like I don't any day
He's brings out a ramp through
Dude please
Okay, all right, this is turning funny to Chad
I
Guys you should make a ramp
Whoa hold on now hold on why don't you look at me like that hold on now
My dad for that all that good work
There you go, Sammy.
Good job, guys.
That might be StreamZ.
The boss has been cleared.
kill the guy
oh shit
he has one shot on site
oh my god
one guy's one on cat
one on cat, one on cat, one on cat
stop
he's gonna keep in this room man
if I don't stop the tag
on that's um anyone to see that then anyone just witnessed that um anyone to
see that anyone to see that three-piece
not too savvy was not too savvy congratulations to you did something this
game up no armor
Come on, let's do this.
Blocked it, boys!
Blocked it!
Man, that guy wasn't moving.
Last guy.
Oh!
One underpass.
Underpass.
Two.
One.
That's big.
Another one bobbed out on the bench.
Nice.
Good.
Nice, boys.
Copy that.
Good work, team! Good work!
Good work, team! Woo-hoo!
That's how you do it. That's how you do it.
Want to ship the city?
That's a double 3K inter-row lucky case open.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
No.
Martin.
Where are you?
Hey!
Hey, boss.
Hey, doing well.
Yeah, I did.
We are falling in the car.
Okay, this guy's quick.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm the spender money's
fit to me doesn't eat because he died guys you can't see anything I'm not the lowest
leaderboard I'm not the lowest on the leaderboard through honestly you really
brought back you know what you know I called see let's make a bet 100 shots
I'm above you on the leadboard next wave okay okay do it I'm down watch you
Yeah, we are first in shocker of booting rage
Fucking in are you ready? I'll be in boys. I mean I should just open a new one. So, okay, so are you ready?
Okay
We both are shot
We're gonna shotgun booty ranger and then whoever has the most or those whoever is the highest of the leaderboard
at the end of this next round where
Yeah, it's a great idea. Nothing can go wrong. Let's ride the show. Let's ride
Years lower the battery
Horribly, and it's gonna be terrible. No
Everyone always fuck shit, okay, peanut. He's not very good at this peanut. He has no arms and legs
He's ugly. He's thinking he's stupid. You know what I think Pete. I got this
I think
You're not gonna be ugly and stinky and armless. I think this one time and only this one time you will prevent
Nobody said that ever you are fucked lower the bet as fast as possible
There is no way in this war that you be close
Hundred jobs
100 subs right now I'm gonna lock it I'm gonna lock it I'm gonna lock it guys
I'm doing this for you boys I'm doing this for the fucking ears to let them know
No!
To NONE OF THEM FUCKING NO!
Fuckin' boys, fuckin'
Weee will, weee will
Fuck you
Fuck you
Put on your face, you little
Put on your face
face big disgrace waving my penis all over the place we we we rock you
suck you I got a poop right now I got mud on your face big disgrace I'm jacking
in the middle of talking face in the middle of space that's right I couldn't
I think of a store that rhymes with place.
Hmm, hmm.
Ugh.
Hmm, hmm, ugh.
Ace?
Ace isn't a store.
Ace Hardware.
JC Penney, so yeah, so that doesn't rhyme with place.
You absolute mailbox.
Ace is a store, oh Ace Hardware.
Well, yeah, that's Ace Hardware. No one says I'm going to Ace. You say you're going to Ace Hardware.
You know, it's Hobby Lobby still thing.
No.
I do. I remember walking into a Hobby Lobby and it was a it was a fun and whimsical place.
You know what I'm saying?
Boy, your dick out?
I put my dick out, but I remember going in there one time and it was it was whimsical.
It was a whimsical time because they had like a missed opportunity.
It's like a ton of random stuff.
Have you ever played the board game munchkin?
No.
Cool board game.
What the fuck is munchkin?
It's a cool board game.
Cool board game.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
Hmm.
Oh, I got a couple guys that have played that.
I got a couple guys that have played that.
Yeah.
I, uh, I've been playing that for a little bit of time and I just recently, uh, got
I got all of the expansion packs. There's like 11 of them
It's this next month's tonight is about to be a banger. Okay. This next month's tonight is about to be a banger
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Ah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I just have some mugs good lovers in the chat.
I use 11. Is it 10 or 11?
I use 10 or 11.
Dude, so, did you hear what I said last time?
No.
So I have
the apartment.
Yeah?
I don't have a bottle opener.
Yeah?
So,
I went downstairs like a couple hours ago and I tried to open a lot of a camera.
I believe some hooters can do it with their butthole. I've seen it.
Yeah.
Yeah, why? Or to be...
Or to be heard or whatever.
Or friend told me.
Or friend told me that.
I've been to a weird place!
I've been to shit!
I've been to shit!
I've been! I've been!
Good lat, he knew, good lat, he died.
I'm gonna beat Cluxy right here!
Right now, Jeffy Richardus!
Noggin!
Cluxy, I missed the last 30 seconds of what you said,
and I was actually kind of curious.
He opened up a beer bottle with his butthole.
Fuck, yeah, I did.
Something like that.
Fuck, yeah, I did.
Listen, Cluxy.
No, I opened a beer bottle with a hammer,
and then I broke the bottle.
And his butthole and his butthole. Thank you. Thank you. No problem. Thank you now listen guys listen
This woman I'm gonna open up. Oh shit
I'm gonna open up the last 40s coming to case and I'm
And then I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get 20 more and I'm gonna pee and then I'm gonna pee
Oh, I'm gonna pee okay, and then we're gonna bet 100 subs. I'm higher than you on the leaderboard
No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want that man. Hundred subs. I get more kills than you deal
Okay, okay
I'm not gonna click over anymore. I thought I'd be the magic
I'm getting scammed in eyes guys. I'm getting scared
Don't quit you're about to hit big
True true true never quit. That's how gambling works. Yep for your house in it
I had to be guys. Oh, yeah, I'm your P. Let me start the match. I'll be right back game
You guys can be 60 seconds, I have to go pee right back!
Whoa!
I did a little too much.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I feel a little too much. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Other people start to rise, start to rise, but it ain't every Friday day.
Right in the night of the year. I lost my phone, phone, phone, phone, phone.
What? Go and on on the floor. I love this breakfast, baby, but I can't eat
any more. Yeah, oh, game of the song. I'll be right back.
another drink he says he's three drinks in but he put nine shots in those three
drinks and now he's gonna go get another drink so he's about to be well
shots in oh she waited and chugged his voodoo
I'm fucking in fuck yeah there's no there's no backing out of this bet
once you chuck his voodoo how much you have in your voodoo like 95% I'm just
over this one okay so I have a corona but I'll put a tequila shot no no you
like three tequila shots equal food are you kidding me it's a beer and a tequila
shot that's equivalent to a 9% no no way hey two at minimum two at minimum
because I know the math may make sense when he said but I've drank and
voodoo's every day for the last 800 days straight. That didn't sound good. I know what
the actual thing is between the two. And let me tell you that requires two dog for 49
sent peanut you were right about so I don't think you're talking about hutch and
his mom yeah person ever you want me to have two tequila shots yes so you don't
want me to put a tequila shot in a voodoo ranger and then chug it wait you
have a good ranger no no sorry tequila shots in the corona
Shocking.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
There's no way that's equivalent.
That's equivalent.
That's equivalent.
What the hell?
That's equivalent.
That's equivalent.
That'd be one of these guys.
Type one in the chat if that's equivalent or type two in the chat or she only do one
shot.
Let me see.
Do you want me to put two shots in a beer and then shotgun the beer?
Yes.
Unless you're a bitch pussy.
Are you going to hunt?
Yes!
I
Can tell by the way he said he's done. Yes. He is hammered. Did you hear that? Yes?
Okay, okay, what if we do this right right if he you show your reader Ranger? I'll put it to keep the shot in this corona. Okay
When we switch sides I'll shotgun another one. Okay. All right three two hold on wait
Oh, okay.
Honestly, I don't really do shotguns, I just like to do like 5 large sets, I'm just gonna go ahead and get started.
Ah, it's much more beautiful.
Alright, this isn't a college frat house, okay, everybody can fucking chill out.
Alright.
This isn't a college frat house.
I don't have a bunch, I don't have, I don't have 70 other racists next to me.
Okay, I've only got one.
And his name is Cloaksy.
No, not other shit. That's not bad. That's Sammy Mace's. That's me. I added that. Guys,
guys, I just been Sammy Mace's. I, no, I, okay. I was just slipping the tongue. Fuck
you guys. Alright, let me finish this thing.
Because you died?
Crush the can.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
I just told you this is a frat house.
All right.
We're playing a CSGO game after I'm done talking this.
I'm not going to go treat a woman badly.
is a front house.
No, it's just not a front house.
You just said it is.
I said it's not.
I told you, no, you didn't.
No, you didn't play the clip.
You just said, guys, I just told you, this is a front house.
Mark, show the clip.
Everything?
Has anyone ever done what FaZe did with a house
but not FaZe?
Well, yes.
No disrespect to the FaZe guys,
but I feel like I could make a way cooler house full
way cooler guys wait did I ever no offense no offense they do you know
they do great work or whatever but I feel like I can make a house before cool
guys we all have lots lots of Stephen you can see cool stuff I think did he
you know we had a face house yeah I know I thought the face is the only one
that did it yeah me and people had one and then went to a land tournament he
We won the lane tournament.
And signed a contract to 80% of it.
There it goes.
Bobhouse.
Guys, we should make a Bobhouse, but for guys.
Where'd I put it?
Allhouse.
Allhouse.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah
you all just be naked all the time and stuff?
like whatever? you don't even have to stream it
you just have to be naked at all times
at all times if you're not naked, you're kicked out of the house
house yeah okay wait I just took mine hey this is gonna be good with a shot of
the key limit 100% Corona Corona if I just want to be to go and tequila and be
Corona you kidding me am I right am I right guys gonna be like except maybe
like a medallion but that you know Corona would be like the number one drink
you'd want with a tequila set right guys
Other than Medello, maybe?
Hmm.
I think I'd still choose Corona.
Yeah, I'd still choose Corona.
Yeah, 100%.
So this is a normal thing?
I feel like that's a normal thing, yeah.
I think that's a normal thing.
Okay, well good luck.
Let me down this real quick.
Okay.
This is disgusting.
It literally can't be disgusting.
Hmm.
100 jumps on the line, I get wood kills.
I don't even case it for a hood like I do.
Guys, it's funny because we all have to wake up early tomorrow for war time.
Oh fuck.
Dude, I'm gonna wake up.
I'm over some motherfucker.
You're not starting early, right?
Because you're going to start with the base as times?
No, I'll be on regular time like I always am.
Why? Why wouldn't you start with a business?
Well, business.
Because I have a schedule just like you. I do it the same time, all the time.
That's true. That's true.
I got people who are working. They're waiting on me.
They're counting on you. You can't let them down. Absolutely. Absolutely.
I'm not into fibers.
Absolutely. They're counting on you. They're counting on you. You can't let them down.
Oh my God. You take a lighter to my mouth right now and fire's coming out of it.
Holy shit!
Oh God!
Oh no!
Guys, is anybody see the elo here?
This is ridiculous! Guys get cast! Get cast! That would be perfect!
Because none of us plays it!
Guys! Band band band band!
all right 100 subs online where we get more count wait wait wait let me get
wait let me get some cases as well we really need to be we guys really guess
I don't need some cases.
Wait for me, wait for me.
Wait for me, wait for me, wait for me.
You don't show that, we got to show that.
I
All right
This takes so long to do oh my god
Yeah, I know what fucked but that doesn't matter
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't tell me that.
I'm getting the keys.
I got the keys.
I got the keys.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
We lucky to be game piece.
We lucky to be game piece.
Dammit.
Are you serious?
That was whoever?
I almost kill them all.
I won't let you down boys.
Oh, yeah.
So 200.
Did you want to be in this hunter? No
Not a percent best pal
I
Can't click oh my god, just click your head just click their heads man. It's so easy
That reaction time guys, I've been drinking pretty yeah
Okay, all right my grenade a man
You would like that wouldn't you do you like me to give you a kill
It ain't gonna happen, buddy.
It ain't gonna happen.
I'm gonna sneak around.
I'm gonna sneak around.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
They're running towards us.
That's right.
Go, go, go!
Go!
I'm still alive.
Never gonna die.
Take the open.
What's the bed?
What's the bed?
I'm down.
one bit one bit one bit one bit one bit one bit one bit one bit one bit one bit one bit
dude oh my god i won for the god i'm an idiot
It
We got this guys
No, man, I went for the gun in the guy made fucking guys lucky lucky
Lock it on.
Lock it in boys, lock it in guys.
Who's playing music?
Who say you're two kills?
Are you just a target kill guy?
No, it's a starting area guys.
Oh, come on, let's get this started.
Drawing fire.
Throwing smoke.
Throwing smoke.
No racists!
Hacking racists!
All that thing
Oh my god close you're literally cheating you're literally cheating right now buddy. It's qualified
It's okay. The second round nine comes along. I'm gonna have to stock and go kill and drop me an import. Yeah
Looks like you want to drop your pinch.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Whoa!
Woo-woo!
I just have Bluetooth, big.
I can't, it's...
Lock it in, guys!
Lock it in!
Ah!
Oh, no, I just...
I'm like, steal it.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
No.
Uh...
Okay, hold on now.
Oh, shit!
What the hell?
I got just taken a picture of me or something.
What the hell?
Look, I do it.
There's two.
Two in me.
One's like half health.
No!
One underneath you.
Where is the guy?
Where's the guy truck, man?
Oh, jeez, he's getting kills.
You have to catch up.
You have to catch up.
Damn it, Coltsie's going to win this bet for 10 subs.
What the hell are you doing?
Dude, why is this guy truck dating me?
Good guys, let him...
Now I... Oh my god, what are you doing, by the way? Why the fuck are you playing there?
I'm open in a quick case
Big case guys. I'm sad
You got the same thing
Oh yeah you want me to boost your Trad?
You can jump up there now.
Oh no.
Lock him.
One there.
There are cross, there are cross.
Flashbang out.
Oh wait I dinked you bro, nice another one on site, another one.
Truing grenade.
Oh that's been planted.
If I just boosted you up there, we're actually actually just kill him run I think
One more P one more see the backside is squeaky
Probably squeaky
Oh my god nice.
Should I defuse it?
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
What a kind man.
Why would you guys get off the bomb?
P.
P.
P.
P.
Guys, that's on me, guys.
Guys, Cudzy, that's on me, boss.
Okay?
Cudzy, listen.
Listen, we all make mistakes in the heat of passion.
Okay?
I'm sure you've made a mistake in the heat of passion, Cudzy.
I'm sure you have.
All right?
That was mine.
I
Cannot believe that just happened it wasn't even doing the crazy beat yet. I should have that right
The way I didn't have that I was crazy
This wasn't even doing the timer yet. I don't think you can get up here
Oh God, yeah. Oh God bite like a kitchen rag or something. I think you could jump up on that broken poor thing right there.
Oh, and they. Oh my God.
I'm walking in. No, no more goofing around. No more goofing around. I'm walking in.
Kudji, do you forgive me for the other rabbis?
Damn!
Kudji, Kudji, please, just look at me, Kudji, please.
Kudji, just look at me, please.
Oh, Kudji, what do you mean, look at me?
Oh, he hates you.
Oh my God.
Kudji, it's time, boost me.
Oh, never mind.
I feel like I've walked in our four different briefings.
Hey, Kudji?
Yeah.
What?
I did it for my request!
Are you talking?
Are you serious?
Yeah, I wrote some for you for being racist.
That's what it gets, honestly.
One of those reports is inaccurate!
There's somebody there.
We're getting both.
Inside.
Yeah.
Oh
He's a boosted up one's uh one's on thingy and then boosted and proud and big man man say back all headless
I'm sorry. Stand back. I will handle this.
Nice. This guy was boosted. Top right.
Oh, I just shot him.
I
Cross real quick
I can do a quick cross right there quick cross right there
I need you to I need you to forgive me, please
please
My chakras are online
Cunty please
Forgive me for that round. Well forgive me for my transgressions
you would have been sweet to me you would have been sweet to me
eeeh
I can't afford an op-ed armor because I can't afford an op-ed armor
I have to do it for ugly fucking time
it's taking me up
well they're doing the same thing
Take that, pussy.
Thanks, pussy.
Thanks, pussy.
One more. Unknown. I think he might have been in pain.
Nice, I'm sent. Appreciate it.
Oh! Too easy! Too easy!
oh see we're tied up yeah hey can I diffuse
there's eight is it different between our kills right now those not it's eight
and eight let's go
Oh
Okay, at least you have one two other men two other men
Bring it out!
Give me that whole cloak seat?
Watch your head.
Oh my gosh, there.
Dude, how are they all made?
What are you saying?
I'm going to die!
I'm not going hippo mode.
What? You're going hippo mode?
I
See close he doesn't mean that close he doesn't mean that
Touch can you ask cold you cut cut see that on me, please please
See this guy just stairs in corner like how can you ask us you don't need me?
Yeah, sure
Hey, uh, Tartill, can you hear me?
Like, spit around if you can hear me, boss.
Yeah?
Oh, can you ask Kaji to unmute me?
I had to apologize for that earlier round.
Kaji, can you hear me?
Kaji, can you hear me?
Kaji, I'm too sorry for the other round.
I didn't know I was going to explode.
I'm dead.
I have a friend in our relationship with Kanji now.
That's a matter's mouse.
That's a matter's mouse.
Now if I close, he's gonna get me killed.
Little fiend of bad information can die.
One little foe.
Close, that's not a person.
I couldn't think of anything.
I'm dead.
Cozy that's not a person shit. I couldn't think of anything crazy
He just collateral dust
Just while no he wasn't blind oh wait
Oh my goodness.
We may lose a bet.
At least that won't happen to us.
Good be worse. Good be worse.
Report him for trolling.
Well, yeah, so I said it dude. She is crosser. He's a fucking Narnia report him for drawing
This is CT side by the way. There's a CT side map guys. I heard it from cozy
I don't know why you'd be looking up there it would literally be impossible for him to be up there with where he just
You can't you do that door I try guys who speak you don't even die
Why?
What is that sight?
What is that sight?
Oh man, oh god!
What?
Why is it not scoping in?
What?
What?
What?
What?
That's his second nosed scope I'm trying to do since we started!
It won't scope in sometimes!
Sometimes
Why we terrorists now
We were just terrorists you we were defending Oh
Of course
Bro, I can't stand this shit anymore
I'm currently getting added on fucking Twitter
because the other guy's name who is hutch is giving his political tanks and everyone thinks it's me
Motherfucker!
Hey, it's you, it's you, it's off the couch!
Yes, shit!
I
Like this guy
Oh my god, I'm the best.
Oh, please, you know, darn it, darn it, oh, darn, because you sit that swan to you fulfilled
your obligation, son.
guys just close you guys just sit in the
spot let's vote to kick him
so that was easy
just climb ladder just climb ladder
I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you.
I don't know where to go.
I
Nice
Did a bomb just landed on my feet
Stand back
Yeah!
I did the water!
I did the water!
No!
only one killing only one killing only one killing guys only one killing you
got this you got this you got an AK to armor a key to armor I mean technically
you just run it a the entire time and probably win we just got to stay away
from the Austin guy Austin
I
Did you go chow
Get out of here push nice
That's the first do that smoke
He was on B. He was on B. He was on B.
Did you think he was so lucky?
God damn start-up for...
Thank you, sir!
Just try my best.
Try my best to work in my hardest...
Diplasia.
Working hard Diplasia.
Shock.
They're close.
No, no, it's completely fine. No it is completely fine.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I can't leave it.
Okay.
No, actually, this is good.
I completely forgot we were in a contest for a second.
Give me a sec.
I should be checking another one right now.
What?
Checking another one right now.
No, I already chugged.
I know, we both do it right now.
We'll do it.
I'll go AFJ and grab one.
We're right there.
I'm going to throw it in the net.
Flashback.
Keep your ass back to the lovely pussy.
Flashback out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where is he?
He's behind, uh, I don't know, honestly.
No!
We are seven kills ahead, we are seven kills ahead right now, guys.
Oh yeah, dude, just win the game.
Just win the game, Jack.
Mm-hmm, rock to rock.
Mm-hmm.
Rock to rock.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Dick, calm speaking.
There's the wind.
Woo! Coachie!
Oh, my God, I have the ego tower.
I have the ego tower.
He goes out of the way and gets a little died out of here, he goes get a little died out of here, he goes shoot.
I forgot about the bed.
Oh dude, actually he was in the rules and if you forget about the bed, the bed is nullified.
Hey, it's part of her house.
Stupid bitch.
Lock it!
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
No, you're gonna let that guy say he loves you and you're not gonna tell me I love you
I told him I told him I told him I
Hear I hear I was too busy risen
They that should have been a kill every single time for a million years
What?
Anyone just see that
Did anyone just see what I just saw?
Why is there a guy walking?
What the fuck would it eat?
Oh, it's this guy.
He's fucking...
Sign it off as a loss.
I think he's our best guy.
Oh, well, he's got the most heart.
This is what matters most.
This is what matters most.
What are you looking at?
Stay right there.
Don't move a muscle.
Let's run, Ronyus!
You're bomb.
Oh, the bomb.
Okay.
Oh, thank God that guy's terrible.
Holy crap, that could have gone south back.
back
back of the gun so fast
hold on
alright, okay
yep, I'm chopped
you know Kushi's turning it on
oh my god guys, we unlocked it
no no no no
Actually so worthless. Oh cuties. No cuties my best friend. Don't not talk like him
He's like cutie
He's late man, he's so low
This guy's lost and don't smoke
He's looking in the air!
He's looking in the air!
Okay, I'll give you that one.
Okay, cut. She was a little lost right there for a second.
But he had the spirit.
He had the spirit.
That's about as much.
So far, because the headman's going to keep that lead.
He must like it.
Luck him.
Hell yeah, cut.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh no oh god thank god that guy's
horrible holy crap that's one you have me that's a top rider really okay
Oh shit.
Oh crap.
where are they?
the hell that guy's ass
God, you gotta kill this guy!
Do not let that other guy get the kill!
No!
God, you gotta go kill him!
Okay, never mind, you're good.
Give me the head, man. Give me head.
Watch out! Closie, there's a bomb!
the one
good job
you're good man
kudzy I take
a great day for you
kudzy
don't be far enough for me
for you kudzy
I would do anything
for you
kudzy
hey I'm the dedicated
Bob man
Oh yeah, give him the bar boys
I should actually replace the smoke shield, I can't see
Oh shit
Get in!
Oh, that's trashed it!
Got one!
Nice!
very hard
to make it hard on
who's he
you know he only has 19 health
kill him kill him
oh god
oh jeez what the hell
what the hell
why you shoot me
wait it's a 3v3 hold on
lock it
oh wait
oh jeez
who's ya can help me
I'm gonna be just jogging and residing around. It's 11 and 12 you dumbass.
You stupid.
I'm reporting you.
Actually, my fault, Hikey.
Hikey?
Oh wow, he's in close-aid.
No!
No!
Oh, no!
Oh, I forgot if I turned my turn so wrong or not.
Oh, well, we won.
For the women!
Oh, yeah, too easy, too easy.
I love you guys tomorrow, I'll never forget you either, no hugs, listen, listen, hugs.
Yeah, see you later.
Good bye.
Can I ask you some real quick?
Hey, that's not very kind.
All right, close, you gotta pay me 100 subs.
I just want the glory.
Wait, I thought we said 10.
You said 10 in the beginning.
No way you're pulling a me on me.
Are you serious?
Yeah, round two.
No, listen, don't pay anything.
Don't pay anything, God.
Don't give me anything.
Listen, hold on.
I was a good good back really well. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But no dogs all good
Listen, I see we do something instead. I say close you said give me a hundred subs
We we we try to lose a ranger play one more because I got about an hour left in the stream
Yes, we're doing the new schedule. Yes. I started two hours early guys
You want to play this or you want to play Tarkov? I don't know
I'm down for literally, whatever.
Hmm.
Uh, honestly, I kinda wanna go up on Dark God.
I mean, let's do it.
Dude, the raid's today, dude, you're up.
Now, I'm a massive-
I have a massive ability in 48 hours.
Oh, we owe the Dutch these days, dude.
But that being said, we're kinda spasically gazing.
We are spasically gazing.
And this is gonna go back,
You have 25 kills, dude.
Wow, I am getting bent over and absolutely rammed right now.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Oh, okay, I'm gonna let this one ride.
I feel like the quick opens are dead.
What the hell is going on today?
That is like 20 booze in a row!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Psychology of coffee, four cents.
Peanut, you're my favorite non-profit steamer.
The kits you donate every game never go unnoticed.
Don't forget to write them off on your taxes.
I'm gonna put a shoelace from your butt hole out the side of your urethra and floss
my own teeth.
You don't have to.
I don't know.
I just got stabbed.
I just got stabbed.
I don't know what's going on.
Guys, wait, hold on.
Let me tell my guys something really quickly,
because they're giving me tons of Ls right now, folksy.
For what?
Well, because there's new schedule where I go from 5
to midnight, season 7 and 2.
OK.
Are you streaming or do I need it?
No, don't need it.
All right guys, guys, guys, you can type
all the L's you want in the chat,
but if you really don't like this new schedule,
then you will go to the PIDNIT server
and you will go to the announcement channel
and you will vote letter A.
Letter A is to go back to the old schedule.
If you truly, there's only 7,400 votes.
There's more than that in this chat right now, guys.
If you really didn't like it, as a whole,
you could just go there and push letter A.
If letter A overcomes letter B by Sunday,
I will switch it back.
I will switch it back.
If letter A overcomes letter B by Sunday,
I will switch it back to the old time.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
New pole, guys, there's no reason for a new pole!
And the pole is still active!
You can just fall right out!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I can't read that fast.
I don't know what you're saying.
Close it it's time
To play the bongus Ravens close it
What's the bongus escape for bongus? Oh, I'm on already. Oh my god. I mean do a fig you is I
I think you
Oh, that's okay
My religion says I can only eat chicken nuggets with ketchup and some rams
I'm like a Super Saiyan Amish.
Yeah, I go, Kami, Kami, Kami, Barn.
And then a Barn appears.
I don't have a phone number to vote well
I have to do a phone number number one actually helps because then that means every vote is
legitimate because you have to pair each vote with a phone number. Also I do not get access to
your phone number by the way if you're scared of joining the discord you by the way to join the
discord you type x-mace with discord in the chat it'll give you the link oh yes it doesn't give
me the phone number I swear to god it does not give me the phone number it gives it to discord to
to confirm that you're a real person.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You're a Russian spy.
That's right. I actually do get your phone number.
I'm gonna call you.
I'm gonna call you, I'm gonna say,
the Bungulator needs your pussy.
I'm gonna call you at three in the morning.
I'm here to serve the Bungulator.
I've got somebody I've got someone I've got someone I've got someone I'm all good. Maybe maybe tomorrow
Maybe my schedule is pretty open tomorrow. Hmm. All right. I see we run labs after I get another silly juice
I'm gonna do his gab
I don't know Michael Jackson did the things they said all right folksy. Are you ready to rumble or what?
You need a rumble
She yeah, I'm ready crumble
Okay
still a juice. Oh, yeah, I got another one. Yeah, you're on Puma Gear. Yeah, Puma Gear.
Oh, Mr. God TV, what's up, my good man, good man.
Hey, Mr. Chef, what's up, my good man, good man. Thank you, Mom. What'd you say to Mom? What?
That was a diet Pepsi. All right, Chief. Okay.
That wasn't a diet Pepsi if it was anything died you would have heard the microphone rumbling on my walk back from the friend
What I can see one peanuts drinking because he only drinks the new Rangers that have a
Like a blue greenish can so when he's wearing his dumb ass chicken costume
He looks like a fucking idiot. You'll see like a green can go to his lips when he's drinking it
It's like a black top with green like a bottom
Stupid chicken costume.
That's stupid.
That's stupid idiot. You know what you're stupid.
You're stupid.
It's not stupid.
That's it. I think it's pretty cool.
That's it. I'm burning down an orphanage.
You know what I'm saying?
In the game, of course. In the game.
In torque of in the game
Okay, what are we doing? Oh, yeah, we're going labs, right? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you
I used to hate on people that went to labs all the time, but dude
When is the last time you went up 25 million in so long so long even when I spoke
was new I still didn't yeah like I feel you was like on par on par with what
we're doing right now this is crazy how successful we are beyond last god now
joking it would probably take like two days of dying trade but like me you take
one day I'm pretty good at dying so I can't my thing what's so good about Lucy
Fuck you pal, maybe I'll tell you fine. I'll tell you you got these fucking balls
No, like a drunk stick every once in a while
That doesn't really count you know I mean like once a year
No, no, no, no a drug saying now you gotta have a drunk see every now and then yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%, 100%, 100%.
Like once or twice a year or like every other week.
Yeah, okay, listen closely.
You don't have to soften it down.
Guys, okay, we get it.
Coxy doesn't smoke cigarettes.
Now Coxy, now you can tell him
actually the number of times per year
that you do a drug cigarette.
No, like weddings or like if it's a casino.
I know you go to the casino more than twice a year.
I
Allegedly
Yeah, but doesn't count drunk cigarette so Cal
Yeah, don't smoke steaks is they're bad for you. That's true. That's true. Thanks. Don't count. Wait. I gotta get type 20
I am PM to 5 a.m. Hold on
That's what Al-Qaeda works
I've heard
You know gimmick's grandmother's in al-qaeda
Yeah, she's the one that mounts the LMG's on the back of the Toyota trucks
What the hell that's like a special did her birthday? Yeah, it's her birthday, too
Happy birthday
Happy birthday al-qaeda grandma
Happy birthday al-qaeda grandma
I
Many more LMGs on the back of player truck
Yeah, I should I'm not gonna lie to you dude I
Would actually be kind of afraid of al-Qaeda. They are actually getting pretty advanced
I've heard they're actually on the verge of developing cars
No job. Yeah, cheers. I heard they just attached to you
a key to an umbrella reason. Holy shit. I heard next week they're testing on a prototype
for a bicycle. You gotta be really careful with those guys. You gotta be really on edge
with those guys because they could strike at any moment. They could strike at any moment.
They almost figured out how boats work. It's dangerous. I'm serious. You better be careful.
You better be careful. They're getting smarter every day. They're getting smarter
every day um title change oh yeah i've got a title i gotta change the title what's here
let me see here one second oh make sure you get night vision oh yeah good thing
i could not wait to play war dogs tomorrow oh what a scintillating time that will be
Yeah, I just asked to move my uh...
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, that worked out pretty good.
It's not really mind-playing Arcade, it's because I honestly have a pretty good time playing that game.
Yeah, yeah, but it worked out just well.
Yep.
Always done, switching my titles, hold on now, boss.
Okay.
hold on now watch don't you rush me don't you don't you rush me thank you I'm
fixing my titles
yeah
There we go, all right, okay, okay guys guys
Okay, all right
Wait hold on wait a second wait
Well, hold on wait
Wait, hold on wait do not do you not have mods for that?
I don't know how to give my Mods X that shit. I don't know anything
I do I said you I don't even know how to manually play ads. They just play it random times. All right, let's
ride
Like I get a beer
Are you only playing war dogs for three hours tomorrow, no
No, no guys guys the thing is just war dogs
There's war dogs carry over cuz like I don't want to put in a fuck ton of time
No, I don't I don't I've heard that it doesn't carry over but I'm not certain
Yeah, so I don't know like I will play but I don't want to put a fuck ton of time in if it just resets them like three days
You know me. Yeah, I don't care at all. I'm putting every hour of my life into that game
All right. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care
Okay, I
Don't care if it doesn't save it could it could it could have one of the operators in there virtually
Screen and my testicle second till they pop and I was still playing what you say
Explain what you're doing with the server. Oh
The server I haven't had it confirmed
But what I'm asking the guys what I'm asking the war dogs guys is is if I can have my own public server
that I have domain over and then I have my mods from Twitch and YouTube and stuff the
admins on it and then what they'll do is that is even though it's on the public server list
it's like kind of like my own server that's like the bungulator server and so you and
Hodge and me and any other streamer that like wants to not be streams night will play
on that server whenever they go but it's rolling sort of play at all times and you'll
have priorities so if there's a hundred people in the server you can be number
101, but then as soon as it meets 100 again in a lot, but then my guys are flying around being extreme snipers
There's a bug. Mm-hmm. No, that's a bad idea. They'll ban everybody good
It's a GTA server, yeah
But is it gonna be called back here server it should be like something random
No, no, it's real random server. Yeah, I don't think it's
Yeah, yeah, so it should be like people don't know what server that is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hmm. All right. Are you ready to go?
Well, I need invited and then I got to get a beer and then I'm ready to watch.
Hmm. So a baby server is a baby server called a baby server made by babies for babies.
Bunch of babies playing on the server and the mods are babies and the developers are
babies everybody's a baby and the corporations and the CEO of the
corporations a baby everybody's a baby Mr. Kong see hope you know that
your boss baby blur and say God whoops one is some initiative blew up their
entire quadrant peanuts moving like Oppenheimer hutch drop that ass on him
from an egregorious angle what do you guys say about words with more than
force showbots
We see in back
Nice beard digs boss.
Been going it out.
Been going it out.
Oh, well, I saved it.
Oh, now I'm a woman.
All right, let me help you guys have any other questions
By the way, I didn't do any that that was you guys changing the offense that was a completely a plan
He died with the P I got I was on I was on
I
Vote
Generally game devs should listen to streamers at all
Well, yeah, I think that's kind of true with like changing the game
But business wise I know everybody hates on streamers, and I totally get it, you know fuck them
But business-wise it is a smart decision to kind of like help them out when people are
kind of cheating on them like stream sniping.
Because it's just free advertisement.
It's free advertisement for them.
And they're getting cheated on by people watching the stream and killing them.
By the business helping them solve that issue, they get free advertisement.
It's kind of just good business.
That's why I want to make this survey.
to like change the game for everybody playing.
I don't give a fuck.
They can make the game any way they want.
But I'm gonna get cheated on all the time,
so I just wanna make sure I don't get cheated on.
That's all I want.
I don't care about anything else.
I don't care about anything else.
They can make anything, they can make the game
anything they want.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
My ex cheated on me.
Well, that's a little different.
That's a little, that's a little different.
That's that's different sir. That's a little different. That's a little different. That's a little that's
Not the same thing that we're talking about
I wouldn't see on UP
I
Drive
Dream is cozy. I'm brown fucking ready. That's doing
Like
Because you have fucking drunk
I got a full one right here.
Oh, no, he isn't, lady!
We got to move, we got to move, we got to move.
Move, move, move, move.
Got my laugh.
You sure?
Should I turn off the light? Vision?
You mean turn off the lights?
of the lights we guy over here and I'll be happy oh don't you all go drop the
lights that airflow check corners
You're not gonna go good, I can already tell.
Or we kill everyone and it's fucking sick.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah, brother!
I can see the perfectly fine by the way.
Parking pop by the way.
Parking pop?
Yep.
Pop for real Google?
Pop for real Google.
milk. We would do that. He's hanging around. He's hanging around.
Cheers boys. Cheers. Absolutely. That was a Wednesday. Fantastic.
Best day of the week to drink maybe. Saturday's the best. This is the second best. This is
Wait, it's Saturday.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
I should be, I, dude, let's go to rent.
Come on, Vines.
Alright.
Fucking.
I like how clear the scope is at the beginning of the rain.
Yeah.
The rainage is completely black.
Yeah.
Yeah, they've got a big set. They've got a big set above us.
You heard them.
Doors open.
The door is open.
I think doors are pretty variable nowadays, boss.
We're ready. Go red.
OK, walking.
It's closed.
Yeah, let's see it.
Click, click, click, click.
OK, I'm going to go to the Intel.
It's just green because it's night vision guys night vision
Oh no, I got scammed. Oh no. Oh
Yeah, I'm scared. I got scared
Why there's nothing in here that's worth taking a signal item
It's like a rooster. Oh, and how many? Oh, right over there.
Little something, something, little something.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Little something, just a little something, little something, little something.
Nothing too brass, nothing too garish.
This is pretty booty ass, I won't even like.
You hear my name, guys?
Bud-viz-bud-viz-zit.
Hey, the Dutch is?
Yeah, I'm in yellow right now.
Put it down.
Nice.
You should throw a party.
Oh shit, they're upstairs as well, they're upstairs as well.
What?
They're upstairs as well.
We're upstairs.
I can't.
I hear him.
Why are some of them upstairs and some of them downstairs?
You good?
I
Would out you get nice
In some I'm having to use all my focus right now not hold up
I was like why is my game sound so loud my cat shit my fucking game sound
are you a cat instead of a dog close you can't suck I have two cats I care about animals a
lot of some trimmers who I think I know what you're talking about my wife yeah I'm talking
My thorns.
This guy in bed.
The Zizzle's am the Zizzle man.
The sus the sus.
This use friendly.
I know that would be my division.
Oh, perfect.
Okay.
Well, I know though.
My yellow.
I cannot see him.
Yeah, I'm in parking and I'll be honest.
I'm just gonna chill here for a sec.
Mother fuckers.
I'm stuck in red till the guys in yellow are done, because I can't see that far.
That was shit, I mean I have to kill these guys in yellow.
I'm just gonna run out, if I die, I die.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just wait.
I mean, I mean, I mean it.
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
Locking.
What you got? What you got?
I'm in parking.
Parking is popped.
Oh, shit!
Up for a real goopa?
For a goopa? Sure.
Where are you?
I'm on stairs outside of Intel.
Okay, careful, careful, careful.
I need a neighbor's careful.
That's me. I'm in the parking.
Like parking door, you're right.
Where's the black one's dad?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
how they get over there I'm gonna run to you right there I'm in hold on who's
this guy you go be emcee yeah I get with the name
Oh, you're my hero.
He's something, something, something, something.
That perfect sound, sir.
He's close left. Close left.
No, he's not.
I promise. Watch this fat-ass goal over there.
Where?
I promise he's there.
I'll let you off from kitchen.
You come on.
He's in cat statue and they ran over
There's a guy. This is a fucking guy right there a real guy
What?
What?
There's a real guy behind that vending machine
Two inches in front of you
That's why I didn't buy you right there. You know the other side of the vending machine
Are you trolling?
I swear to God! I swear to God!
I swear to God!
My convention was right here!
I swear to God!
Wait.
What the hell?
Jesus, come over here.
Come on, run.
Ow!
Right there!
Oh my...
There goes my hero.
What a bad guy goes!
What are these guys doing, frog?
I have no idea, you have to check my body.
I tell you, I was aiming off that vending machine and he just...
Like slander man
Okay, let me let me drop man. I do the holy shit
Let me tell you dude. Okay. Let me tell you what I saw. Why I'll show you exactly what I saw
And then you can tell me what you saw. Well, you go ahead. I watched I watched this guy
I watched the black division walk from cat down to the main where you fought them that one time, right?
Like right here
Right here down
Yeah, I went to the vending machine for a quick three-mush can tears when
Zeus
Down to the dollar port and fuck my ass
But like I think that guy's this door is open that door was close
This guy right here so black division walked
here yeah and they walked from here down they walked from there down
scared the shit out of me I'd be poop I'd be pooped at boss maybe he's one of
coca-cola or something yeah maybe he's one of coca-cola now we were at the
office Christmas party he was going for the coca-cola from the soda machine
I'm telling you and that guy was in the vending machine
He was filling it up with snacks
Then MK 17 is in for a second. That's very good
Yeah, actually yes
Hey, this what's the names thing?
SP V2. I I don't you telling me you some type of code
It's a rig it's a rig that uh, why?
SP
Let's not have another arc raiders moment. Just tell me what he's got. Okay, SP
SPPC V2
One two B7 QS
I just try to have your stroke
The deep end
Pee! Pee not up!
You! The ring!
No friend!
They've strung together!
Tell me, in very calm voice, what you're talking about.
I'ma say it.
Peace!
Back Wolf, everybody!
Yo, Mr. P.
It's my B-day today.
And I wanna say a few words about Hero's boys.
Thank you for the adequate background noise.
while I'm working my third shift job.
Any dime, any dime!
I've touched a little bit.
Wait, what?
A little bit, well, I think you mean primary noise.
Primary and intentional.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
Oh my, wait, this guy killed someone.
Help me!
Dumbass!
No, no.
This guy, he didn't loot you. He has an HK and an AK.
Oh yeah.
Oh, he's got a Black Division's gun?
Oh, it's an AK with a canthed sight, like it's season two.
Hmm.
Okay. Alright.
You can't lay them my senses.
Get shut the fuck up.
What are you doing in my laboratory?
Hey, this wudu raid just got a firm grip of me cosy.
Yeah, I had no fucking firm grip on me
I bet dad when he was waking me up shaking me while I was a baby
It's got a really firm grip on me closely
Let me tell you
Oh, I'm just a bit of silly
I'm just a bit of silly
I'm just a bit of silly
Oh my god
I can't believe that guy was sitting there
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm
It's kind of fucking same.
I just lit 20 incense at one.
I'm gonna go.
I'm out the beach.
I'm out this beach.
No, it's candy sites aren't worth it anymore, right?
I don't think so.
Do I have a bunch of guys over here?
I have like four guys just in this chat
I can see right here, hating on Hassan viewers.
Guys, if you think for a second you're convincing
a Hassan viewer of anything, you're out of your mind.
You're out of your mind, dude.
You're out of your mind, dude.
You're out of your mind.
You think you're convincing them of anything.
You don't, the sky is blue.
All right, so it's not worth the cheap.
Let's have a little bit of fun, relax.
Not wrong.
Say it.
The grass is green.
Oh, it's fucking not.
No it's not.
Actually.
No it's not.
Actually.
All right, I got the bag.
I want the bag.
I got it.
I want it.
I owe you 100 gifts.
No, no, no.
You don't owe me the, I just want the glory.
I want the glory.
You're playing like single digits the entire night and they just went crazy.
I was holding back my true power.
I think yeah, you might have just went like full likeism.
I was holding back my true power, Mr. Cloaksy.
I was holding back my true power.
Like when you sit in a NASCAR rally stadium,
You're yelling some stuff please you're holding back a couple other things.
Not a couple.
Not a couple.
A lot.
Not a couple.
A whole package.
A whole package.
Let me tell everyone how I really feel.
What's really going on?
Probably Lucy Ducey.
I can't even tell.
I feel like I've bought seven Lucy Ducey's in the last five minutes and I can't tell.
It's good. I
Have your gun I have your rig I have your helmet I have your ears
Fantastic
Thanks for your new schedule is perfect. Thank you. I'm boss anytime
I like to buy spider-man
Spider-Man kill me.
Spider-Man.
What the hell?
Peter Parker.
Peter Parker?
I don't know how Spider-Man's a real superhero.
What?
I think-
What do spiders have that we don't have?
You got guns.
Get some diet.
She's true.
I don't have guns.
That's not true.
You know what I'm talking about guys?
They got more legs and stuff and like more eyes, but that doesn't make them like superheroes.
Dude, I've seen a spider before.
Crushed him. He didn't have a six-tingly sense. He was about to die.
Go buy him!
He didn't see anything. He didn't see coming.
You tell me Spider-Man can see coming from a mile away because of some spider sense?
Absolutely not. I've seen a spider. It was in my bathroom. I took my son.
Yeah!
He didn't go, oh, dude, Peter Parker, my spider-sins are tingling, you know what it did?
It died.
It died immediately.
And then I took the squeegee and I sifted him toward my shower drain, and he went in,
and he went in, all balled up, okay?
There's no tingling, there's no tingling from that guy, or he didn't do anything,
he didn't do a hit him.
He's so easy to lie right now. Yeah, I feel like Spider-Man is kind of like the worst superhero
I like the I like
The character
There's like some neighborhood protector
And he's got like a true love that dies
And he likes helping wait wait wait. She dies
Thank
Spoilers. Oh, wait. Oh wait. What?
I got
I am not watching you spider-man. I'm talking about the one I'm talking about like 30 years ago. I did not watch
I did not watch you spider-man. I'm talking about like 30 years ago when like the lady like is
Kissing him upside down and then she falls from a building and dies
You can't spoil a 30 year old movie close. That's how it works.
What do I need to bring?
You're Mary Jane.
She was hot.
Um.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
Mary Jane didn't die.
No, man.
Mary James didn't die.
No, man, you're thinking of the incredible.
No, I'm thinking of back at the barnyard.
Otis.
Otis when he fights the wolves.
RIP.
RIP.
Okay, I have Salewa, I have two grenades, I have your mag, I have your gun, I have two mags, I have ammo for you, I have your helmet.
No, you're good.
No.
Okay, alright, okay, let's ride!
Never watch back at the Bondiart movie.
No, I saw the one where the-
I'm not gonna lie to you.
That shit is a banger.
Shoot him in the back of the head.
That shit is a banger.
You're at the end of the movie like when he's fighting on the wolves and the song goes and I won't back down
No, I won't back down
I've never seen that
You're double boys you're double guys and I won't back down
No, no, back down back at the barnyard the movie that the show
Piano's ball dude, that's a fire movie that's a fire movie
The cow at the cow farm
quit my job and start drinking and playing video games full time.
Hope this works out.
Thanks for the inspiration.
Any time, boy.
Any time.
Hell yeah, brother.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
My red drive.
It's the power off isn't around here. Yeah, we're right next to it. He's with to it. Yeah, where is it? Hey, oh, wait, no, we're not next to it. That's like, I thought we were in another room yet over here.
It's over here
Okay, now I'm lost because this should look different in my mind. No way come this way this way this way
No, wait, I think I'm on a ceiling. I'm on a ceiling. Oh
Shit, oh, yeah, it's out here. It's out here. Yeah, come
He just went and I know I know I know now I know where I am
I don't want to die again. Close you.
I'm too sexy.
Yeah, I've got friends boss.
Okay, we all turned the power off.
right to red, right to red, yeah?
down both, in stand by though
fuck you
I give you a fuck that I'm 95
thank you boss, thank you boss
you're good man
wait
are you okay?
you're good man, coach you're good man
thanks
You're gonna be careful though, I'm holding it inside of you, oh god this is that person
holy come and come back down, oh my god, I just saw a flashlight down below, oh my
god this is that person, oh my god did you see that, wait is that your flashlight
did you see that, there's my flashlight, look it, I'm right here, who's thought
We're off for night vision.
Who's a flashlight fan?
I think that is a flashlight.
It is.
No, I don't think it is. Because there's a purse up here that's dead.
Yeah, we should probably go from yellow.
Man, go from yellow.
Yeah, let's go yellow.
Okay
Clearing in front of us
Tom's it's clear
Locking
On
another one another one
Got you little boyfriend
What's good to my dad what's gonna do about that big man? How much good about that?
Oh shit. Fuck it! Bitch!
Okay, load. He's hit right above me.
I'm back in a quick bag. Watch here.
Yeah, watch me. You're gonna swing it.
I watch it.
He's going side door.
Turn off the lights. They didn't shoot me, boy.
They're shooting. They're shooting.
I got you out of here.
How would you get out of here, buddy? How would you get out of here?
a little uh
you ready to get it
get out of here get out
he's speaking he's speaking he's that's good coaching these guys are really good
and it's out of you it's out of you drop your flashlight
me
me
what
what
what
Oh
That's not good that's not good that's not good boys. That's not good as bad
How do we die again, I thought I got that guy for sure. How's he not dead?
Hey, do you kill that guy?
No, I didn't. I literally have no idea how.
That guy should be dead like a hundred times over.
What?
I think I got so lucky. What the hell?
Logan 24 Jones sent Mr. Nut the new schedule is killing my liver now I have to drink twice
as fast instead of slow rolling the pregame for the stream.
Laugh it by that laughing push your old three dead
I
Think it's fine
No, I need to prefire that I thought I'd prefire that there's you does a five-man by the way what the hell dude that was that was
That was a five-man. I cannot believe I did not get that guy cuz he that was horrible
The guy close the guy close to the guy close. Yeah
We can do those five men what the hell because three then there was another one above me
There's another one above me and
another one next to me
You I
I didn't get that guy
Excellent range
it read the dingle a bunch of pussies who goes to the lab and five guys what
what what is going on right here what's a monarchy I should have pre-fired that
guy I don't want to kill them what's all what's a hooligan in a round it's
come on
I agree you should have seen my screen. That was insane. Did I not kill that guy?
Yeah, they got close. I thought you did kill him. That sounds like good shippy.
Yeah, I don't know how I didn't kill that guy. It was a mystery. It was like
one of those mysteries. Sometimes bullshit happens, me. I'm flabbergasted though.
Have you ever been gassed in while flabbered?
Uh, I have been gassed in while flabbered.
Oh my god.
Normally when I'm hanging out with my uncle, I'm like...
Oh my god, he's the best flabber-gaster ever.
I'm telling you, I was quite perplexed and flabbergasted.
Indubitably, I was. It was insane.
You know how he fixed this?
How?
Sip the silly.
Sip the silly?
I'm sipping the silly.
Cheers, boys! Cheers!
Go see I'm not gonna lie you do until you just has a firm grip on me right now. How do we beat labs?
Wow
I mean, dude, I think that's why I think we're I think we're doing pretty good
We're not expecting to run to a fucking five man. That's true. That's true. That's true. What you're saying is
It's not our fault and we shouldn't take accountability
Yes, okay. I can get behind that behind that the only time streamers ever die
Is if someone is stream sniping we're cheating exactly exactly I've been trying to tell the bugglies everything understand
I'm down to say they're cheating
I'm in you know what let's add some spice on it
There's sexist. Oh my wait
spice
Doesn't like a racist sexist that guy cheaters that guy has a prejudice against women
as well as being a stream cipher hold on now we could be on to something here we
could be cracking the case wide open but first I'm gonna see your picture of
your pussy in a 45 degree angle with your pennies pulled to the side of the
They got put on chair at a 45 degree.
I
Okay, got it.
But
I'm gonna get a couple goodies, get a couple goodies.
One moment, one moment, guys.
We got to be able to watch.
Are you?
No.
Kind of.
No.
Maybe.
You do not question me.
I will take three
bratswursts
and
I like to read this
My butt
I like this joke
Oh that was just a little flippy flop behind you, didn't I?
Yeah, oh my god I've never felt so mixed
Let's ride!
Lock in, lock in
It's time to get serious
It's time to get so serious right now.
I'm actually gonna sweat my pussy off.
This next game.
I think that would just super lucky.
Super lucky.
Super dupa.
Yeah, bitch, pussy.
Pussy?
This lost power for two hours
back and ready to watch the stream.
Hopefully there is no new early end time
for the stream randomly.
Fuck discord. Yeah, but that wasn't does it that doesn't work crazy
Because if I do the twitch vote at the beginning of the stream then the early time wins
But if I do the twitch one at the end of the stream
Well, the late time wins. That's why a discord vote is the most bad
You speed forever pussy don't get up
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...
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My man! My man! My man!
My man! My man!
Go and let thee do good, I'll let thee die!
My man! My man!
This is a blasphemy, devious and daugher, devious and daugher.
Who's she?
Hi.
This is my serious if I'm like I hope you put up reason that brother. It's very kind of big
But I hope you're doing some of that. This one's it for you big man. It's just for you on the house
Who's it on my sex we're going in
Wait, I don't know
I gotta lock it. Oh god.
I'll tie the whole range of the other group up here.
Okay, I can meet my vision.
Jarvis, I can meet my vision.
He's gonna swap for a serious one. He's gonna swap.
We'll be doing swapping there.
Are you running, Red?
Yeah, I see where you're at.
Yeah?
Okay.
Chargeable by Intel?
Which way are you at?
Yeah, I'm a sprint under this thing.
Tell you what you want to tell me what a red
Dude, please God kill me
He gotta let me spring over. He's just kill me just do it. Just kill me
I don't want to die either!
Oh no, this keeps happening!
You activate the night vision and then activate it again.
Perfect.
I can't see it.
I
Be two my head
I don't work no
Work no
Work no
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can you take him off?
No.
It's fine.
We can go and see.
I got my G-Dragon.
right no no it didn't work
I'm not a very good boy I cannot believe I'm dead I cannot believe it I
cannot believe it who's you I'm not in the right seat of mine if I don't
I don't know what it was, but it's not hard to believe.
We all believe it.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
What's going on over here?
Yeah.
Are you going to crouch up and get yourself?
Oh absolutely.
Absolutely you can.
No doubt my mind. No, I don't think I do. No, you think I can actually absolutely you can.
I can kill the guy. He's in yellow. Do you think we do you think I'll just grab
stuff to leave. Yeah, grab it. You have a backpack? No. I don't have one either. Yeah, but if I can grab
your stuff, I think I can.
You're a hero, Clogsy. You're a hero. Very soft. You got all myself already? You only
I'll only touch the body flag in two seconds.
I got your weapon.
That's good enough for me.
Let's get out of here.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
You're a good man, Clubs.
You're a good man.
Get out of here.
Go, it's my hero.
Watch him as he goes.
Watch him as he goes.
There goes my evil eye. This time I'm staying behind you. I want to be the second guy to die.
Bro, you said you said if regs are not open, so I'm like, okay, let me run the intel and then
just spring it up to red. Normally we have a good thing going where I sprint over the intel
and then die and then kill them intel. Yeah, but I was feeling pussy boss. I thought I could
Switch it up for a second.
Derby?
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something close to you.
Let me ask you something, okay?
Does the tiger ask for permission when he's eating the seagull?
Honestly, not really.
Does the elephant check if the peanut is okay before he devours?
I honestly know and the elephant tiger a
Mixer a mixed breed. I've got a really long trunk, but I'm furry and once and I'm
I'm
Cod yay
And also other stuff too other stuff as well
as well and
and and yeah that's and that's the question I want to ask you closely and
that's the question I want to ask you excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid
I got your gun thank you sir you're a good man
You're not on point. Okay. Oh well it was a cheater anyways. Not even joking. Not even joking 455 hours prestige 1 2.47 80.
Oh yeah that guy's cheating his dick off. That guy's cheating his dick off. Oh my god. I wrote a buddy to heal!
I
See what went wrong what did we do what did we do what did you anything we died to a cheater we died to a cheater that's right
And I have your gun. Okay, you're probably died to black division. Okay. Let me get a couple
Let me get a couple dollars here so I can get the rest of my kid
You got a couple goodies. I have your weapon
I
Give me one second here boss one second here. Okay. No, you're good. You're good. Take time a couple dollars couple dollars here one
Moment boss one moment. I got a couple dollars. I'm grabbing a raid one second
Hold on now, but you're going to see a cozy cozy cozy this next raid
You better watch out club see because it
It's about to it's about to get real it's about to get real mr. Clogsie. Have you ever seen?
Avengers
The Avengers
Wait, no, oh, okay. Let me give you another movie
My man! My man!
Go and let the Duke and I let the dog!
Mr. Rats and Bees, Dave, you devious and dog, you devious and dog!
This one's for you boys.
This one's for you, Mr. Blasmus, Mr. Rats and Bees, Dave.
This one's for you boys! I will not let you down!
I will not let you down, soldiers!
Don't you worry, boys. Don't you worry, boys.
Mr. Coxe, Mr. Coxe.
This is the most important rate of our lifetimes. We cannot lose. We can not lose it was okay, boss
We die here. We die in real life. Oh
And I want that
Who's your favorite like superhero I like
I
I
You man I'm mad because you built you built it in a cave
Hey, little bugs of scots.
That's respectful.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
That's respectful.
Yeah, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Get a couple goodies, get a couple goodies.
Almost done, boys.
Don't do us, you don't do us, he!
Sorry, mm-hm, mm-hm.
I can't die this time on my honor. I cannot understand it. Okay. Why do what they do by the way?
You why does Parkov not do it?
But if you died with cheater and they get reported and banned why do you not get your kit back?
Yeah, so they don't care at all
Care in the sliders
Wouldn't that be like a really good thing to do like if you died of a cheater and you report the cheater and cheater gets banned
and shouldn't you get your kid back?
No, it's a life lesson.
That life isn't always fair.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, ha, ha.
Yeah, all right.
I don't think Makina can give a single shit about stuff
in the game.
Ah, hmm.
Let me see here.
Let me see here.
All right, I got the lapse card.
I'm good to go.
I'm good to go.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I don't know.
No, he's too busy finding a cocaine blunt for his hooker wife.
I guarantee he's not implementing any system relative to that once forever.
I'll be hot, at least. I'll be hot.
I don't know, I don't know.
You watch cheaters, they have to buy a new account every time.
They do do sales after a big cheater wave.
So me?
You're smart, right?
Hmm.
Report compensation was a thing before what happened?
Wait.
Oh, why is it? It was never a thing.
Wait, was that a thing eventually?
Or not eventually. Was that a thing in the past?
Cheetah compensation?
No, no, no, no.
I don't think so.
Oh, yeah, we know you'd get roubles. Oh, yeah, you would.
Wait, no, wait, I remember.
You would get roubles.
Oh no, I remember!
No, no, of course that was a thing!
You would get rubles, because I remember
because we would all make jokes, because the ruble amount
you'd get would be like one-tap
of what your kit cost.
That was a thing!
I just don't know how ArcGrid is just came out
and they could fully refund the entire kit
with all the ammo to the P, and this game
can't do it. Oh shit, oh let's run!
I'm not dying this time, I am not dying this time, let me see that right now.
I am not dying this time.
I'm not dying this time.
These bitches can suck it.
Oh, see, I don't have a residence for you.
Okay, hold on, but I gotta find it.
You see it?
Oh, here we go.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
I
See you just yet. I'm gonna see you just yet hold on now, mr. Lucy hold on now
Hold on now mr. Gosey hold your horses hold your horses now
Now, wait, it ain't saying I'm respond, wait.
Yeah, I'm sure it's saying I'm respond.
I
Know all right it back
Under the table if you get killed by a cheater and our greatest you get a free subway sandwich
I fuck a fantastic fantastic. Wait. Oh
Yeah, wait the rest of the door. Oh, yeah, it's while the door
What?
He what?
Here, you came in?
He's not here! I'm telling you, he's not here! I'm taking every spot!
I'm taking every spot!
He's not here, boss!
I've never seen it anywhere, but the spots I've looked I think you've seen it before.
I've never seen it anywhere.
spots I'm not you know I didn't mean one of these machines I'm here oh you've
got it oh you got it yeah yeah yeah there is got it
time to get rich boys time to get rich oh and I got scared I got scared but
There's nothing in here. There is nothing in here at all.
Ah, perfect. Fantastic.
What a sweet delight.
What should we get? What should we get?
We're basically about to turn off the power.
What the hell is it, lady?
I
Someone on the metal staircase is in bed
How are you live, I think I killed one you ask how I live
Oh, not you. Fighting someone.
What? Come on, we're yet, we're yet.
I mean, they're bottom. Fucking ass.
They're bottom and you're fucking their ass?
No, they're bottom. Bid.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, where are you at?
Can you turn off the power almost?
You got a long hallway, the middle hallway?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
They're there.
Oh.
I'll bring down the men.
This is such a dumb fight for me.
I'm thinking about Eagle Childing, you know?
Do it. Absolutely do it. Absolutely do it.
It's always going to Eagle Child.
Always.
I'm on the move.
These fools have no idea what power awaits them.
This is going to be simple.
Simple and simple.
like the bottom-mid area of that is
I keep going long black is open black is open
you good a lot of people down here we're going to jump around I'm gonna go
turn off yeah I'm gonna go turn off power okay so down here
between I'm in
as you did we did you see right what's in bread in bread right now you just set
up
All right, man, you have to wait.
I'm not going to let you go.
You have to wait.
Okay.
I'll wait for you.
Okay.
Take care.
Don't worry.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
You got that.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
You got that.
Okay.
Okay.
I got it.
Okay.
Okay, you got it.
Okay.
Okay.
You got that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, thank you.
Okay.
He says, he's on black level, black level.
Black level.
Black level.
No one, no one went dead, went dead.
Guys, I'm sorry, please.
There was someone shooting at him,
there was someone shooting at him,
and I believe this guy's a teammate.
I think there's two more.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
All right, all right, all right.
Oh, I don't have anything to say about.
I
Don't know I don't know there's one guy on black level 100% this is guy was healing up from a shot
And I think there's someone on glee level. I don't know
Do you want me to peek from I can peek from brezzy side like a staircase or I can speak wherever you want
I'm peek wherever you want. I'm uh, I'm over here
This guy a little six armor with level three helmet. Hold on. Wait a second. He might have a stupid person
I thought you were saying that's me when you started talking so I stopped shooting.
Gee, I sprinted into a room and there's four...
Oh my god.
I sprinted into a room and there's four BDs staring at the door.
Are you dead?
Yeah.
Excellent. So am I. So am I. I thought I would, a guy spent it in my room and you
started talking and I thought you're about to say that's me so I'd stop shooting.
And it was, it was not you. It was not you. Excellent, mate. Gentlemen, excellent, mate.
4 pp. Alright, we just gotta stick together.
You just gotta stick together. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
One more try. One more try. One more try. One more try. One more try.
Okay, I stopped thinking so, every second passes, I become more locked in.
I become more locked in as every second passes.
Mr. Peanut, you are the goat.
Please get close to this.
Guys like Wendy's, Wendy's nuts, drag across, across face.
I got him.
Wait, Coach, do you eat Wendy's?
No please.
See, guys, this is the part where I get them.
wait uh wait wait wait hold on what's it
uh no no uh wait stop stop stop stop stop
wow
wow when when these balls when these balls drag across your face
That's what I'm talking about baby!
That's what I'm talking about!
God damn it!
Clumsy.
Me and all my homies be laughing at you right now.
All of us, all of us are getting you so good, all of us are getting you so good, oh my goodness,
I cannot believe, I cannot believe you just felt such foolish, foolish techniques, I cannot
believe it, I cannot believe it, I cannot believe it, oh my goodness, guys, do you
see this fool him with such ease and such, it was almost elementary, it was elementary,
Oh
Glowsy such a foolish foolish man. You are a fool a fool you are
Ridiculous
Ridiculous. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh
I'm not even Candice against you. Oh
My god
I'm not even going to say that.
And I got me and all my homies.
Luffy on the lobby laughing.
This is a minute, cause you got God.
This is a minute.
This is a minute, buddy.
Yeah, cause you take it out.
Close your ticket out.
that's not even what you say what what do you say the canvas
Dennis did but your butthole
Got him. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh she don't forget to get the room 40 key
What?
No room 40, key room 40, balls in your mouth!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
One time I was at that Imagine Dragons concert. Oh my god.
Imagine Dragons.
Imagine Dragon, these balls across your sand!
Oh!
God, yeah.
God, I'm...
God, I know.
Sing, sing!
Oh my goodness. Oh my God. Holy crap. Oh my God.
Did we got to take a trip to Kenya and tell everybody these these jokes?
No. Not falling for it.
You shit and tying.
Did you fit this dick in your bottle?
You're walking into him.
You're walking into him.
You're walking into him.
You're just you're walking into him, buddy.
I'll see.
I'll see.
I'll see.
I'll see.
I'll see.
Okay
Call his phone
Where's close as we call him he's some bad happen to him
Where's a Matt? What's it?
What's a bad happen to him? Oh
God, I want to give him a quick jingle. I want to give him a quick jingle guys
guys. You cooked him so hard he's dead. Oh, God. Yeah, honestly, guys, we buy some
I'm sure he's okay.
Your call has been forwarded to voice mail.
I don't say anything racist ever when you call me.
Why every single time when you're freaking you act like I'm going to say something racist?
No, no, no, no, no, no one thinks that.
I'm not racing.
No one thinks that.
No one, no.
Seriously, close it, close it.
Seriously, no one thinks that.
No one thinks that, close it.
No one thinks that.
There's always no one thinks that.
What do you sometimes have in mind, Goblin?
Sometimes what?
Mind, Goblin, these balls!
Oh
Okay, guys nothing bad happened. It looks like you're gonna get a couple more goodies couple more goodies
She was just too easy guys. It's just too easy
easy. It's just too easy.
Wait a minute. You have rigged one second guys. One moment guys. Okay. That was impressive.
Thank you Mr. Time for thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
Actually eat shit and die.
Oh yeah, I'm out of armor that I could wear. Good. Do you have any armor I could
No, okay, I'm aware level three armor then looks like
Shit armor. I have no armor
And fuck it I'm just with the Gizelle that I was saving for that quest. I don't care
Hey, baby over now. It's five bikes. I have a fucking armor. I'll take some armor. He's a little five
I've
Yeah, oh yeah, I think
You see, I don't know how I went so broke. I
Made sure was funny. I'm laughing these last two days
Now I'm how are you broke? I don't know. I've got 19,000 rubles
Hey, what I don't
I don't know why it's possible.
But you made 20 million rubles in the last 24 hours.
How are you broke?
According to overall, I've lost 9 million
since we switched back from CSU.
According to my stats value thing.
All right, let's ride.
Bro, where are your big points?
I sold them all to my crack.
Wait, what about those MCCs?
That's impossible.
Oh, I forgot those.
I forgot those.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What's the size, shall I eat?
100 and 3.5 million, I think.
Yeah, Mike, 7.
Okay, hold on. Wait a second. Pardon? Pardon? Pardon those butt cheeks so I can put my dick
in it. Is that one of them? Hold on. Is that one of them? No, is that? I feel like
that's not a good one. That was one of my bungalows that gave me one. That one. I
I feel that it's not that good, I feel that it's not that good, I feel that it doesn't
really make sense a lot, yeah that was, okay alright sounds good, yeah we're more talking
tomorrow in the majority, don't you worry, Dixon may as, Dixon may as, Dixon may as,
If you say so, let's ride!
I
Was you when you go
Jack it now this time I'm just like the are you over here yeah, I'm front here
I
Guys in red right now
Probably that he's not easy either in kitchen or on red stairs
There's a guy sitting in dark. There's a guy sitting in dark offices.
Why? Why does no one live in this game?
Oh boy. I forgot to get my armor.
Those you don't mind if I don't have my armor, do you?
The armor is in front of you in spawn. Oh shit.
I dropped it in front of you!
Shhh!
Don't mind if I take your armor, do you?
I have a rig.
Why does no one fucking move in this game?
I'll tell you why I'm not gonna move.
Fucking hammer.
Hmm
It's like a hundred guys around me
You saw hundred guys around you I
Can genuinely hear like a hundred guys around me
That guy would be dead
I
Hang around
There's another guy under you. He's serious
Who are all these people
We're all these guys
I
Start moving no, okay
Oh
Do is for that guy
I do it for that guy
It's hanging around hanging around
This is the urge to point behind
I got a courage to go guys get on get on with it
6,000 hours of dishing in dark offices. Oh
No
You're the best by the best. I mean extremely mediocre, but you definitely hit the shot
You know I believe in you
You really mean that much no, I believe it you trust me you really do
Yeah, no for sure
Yeah, I believe in you, really, you really do not you're fucking dead walking off sent
Good day, fine sir, my friend Squash is a huge fan of the bungalow later and friends minus Cloakzy.
Can you please wish him a happy birthday?
Squash?
It'll be birthday Squash!
It'll be birthday Squash!
I'll wish for you a particular magical activity, Squash, I hope you have birthday cake and warmth!
Oh God, oh God, oh God, Squash, this is kind of a horrible time, I'm not gonna lie to you, Squash.
Oh God, I just kind of bad-tived ask for a birthday wishes.
What do you mean, Lala, strength drink?
Why is no one shooting each other?
It's like a hundred guys.
I think they got pushed out.
I'm gonna go wrong do this armor.
It's a good idea.
Probably not.
I'm gonna do that.
Okay.
Keep on over no big deal.
Alright, jokes over guys, jokes over guys, okay very funny, very funny joke guys, very
funny very very funny guys very funny joke all right jokes I gotta kill me by
the way excellent
yep so that guy went from dark offices wrapped all the way around and killed you
laying down excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent well I did
That's it for me, Mr. Closey.
I think that's it for me.
You want a scab?
What a scab?
We can scab on picture.
What are you doing?
Get me in there.
Hmm.
Where we scabbing you, boss?
Whatever you want.
Let's go to streets.
That's a hard spot.
Is it?
All right, get me in there.
Hmm.
Oh, it's here.
My guy looks fresh. My guy looks drippy
Why did my guy look homeless? We see a guy
He looks circle
He looks oh god. Oh my god
Holy crap
Holy crap that guy looks he's like he's got three kids. He's never met and he smokes two packs a day
Look at the sweat on his face. I've been moving
Jesus Christ
Okay, this this is where we get the the the the good all right labs is not our move right now
It's it's turned hostile. It's turned hostile now. It's really done lock in this is for real
My phone went up for the last eight hours where I miss on
Nothing, nothing.
You always are terrible, should have an hour and a half more.
You did get an hour and a half more at the beginning, guys.
At the beginning.
At the beginning.
Who asked for this?
You guys did.
Who asked for this?
You're not yes, you did don't take the vote against go on but you would use funds you
you. He's always fun.
Was he? Is he you?
My Pinewood hotel, where are you?
I'm at the grocery store in Pinewood Hotel.
Oh, where does one park for you?
Well, where'd you go?
Um, I'm here now.
I mean, where are you?
Uh, Spar-Sparja Express. Hello. Hey. That's not me. That's not you? Hey, where are you?
Is this you? Yes. That's me. That's me right there. Right here? Sir would want to talk to you.
I
Do you die no
No, I'm shimpy and I'm everywhere and nowhere at the same time
Take this bedalina good luck
Down here good luck
It will bless you on your
It isn't my valley and I'm gonna lock it will get you great luck for a hundred days
What okay, I have idea. What if we grab sniper rifles I got I died to gogi bob your
It says gogi bob your debunk you later
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Gogi Bob you are.
Gogi Bob you are.
Gogi Bob you are.
Well, okay what if we, okay what if,
hold on, okay what if we take sniper rifles to once?
Just as a last raid before I get off?
What do you think?
Yeah?
That or reserve?
Reservas kind of aids.
Aids diarrhea, syphilis, garaea, poop, garbage.
It's about oh, yeah wrong. You're not wrong. I'm never gonna be armored. That's how Sigma I am
I'm seeing that's right. I have your you want me to have your children? Yes, okay. I don't know how that's gonna work, but
I
Have no money. I have no money at all, bro
You're up 15 mil how the fuck is that possible? I don't know. I don't know. I think it has something to do with
Peanut racism or something. I don't know. I'll have to double-check. We got some goodies
We already had a headset that a whole thing was nothing and let me get some money. Let me get some goodies
Hold on one second. Okay. Okay
You got me a couple goodies. Don't mind me boss. Don't mind me. Okay. Are you right?
Don't are you gonna rush me because I want don't you want to be okay?
Okay, you don't want to be okay? Okay?
Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Let's run!
Come on!
Stop biting top of the line gear every raid.
Hold on, wait a second.
Wait.
No.
No.
Alright.
Counter-offer.
You shit and die.
I'm sure, sure, counter offer, die.
Now we get some water, in the game of course, by the way, in the game, in the game of course,
then stop complaining.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
He got me now, because he got me.
Oh, see oh see oh see oh see oh see oh see
Oh, see, but a five five five.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wait, no, just take off your helmet.
Why?
You said no armor, no helmet, no anything.
You said no armor.
The Ford armor
And this is in a sniper it's an SR 25
What do you think that is? That's a sniper!
That's not it! That's a DMR!
I can't buy a sniper! I got the oney!
E.D.L.
Now let's fucking run!
Why are you naked you told me oh my you have a body of model of a baby
why are the lights down low why are the candles lead oh I'm sure that you lock
Why is the song been locked in doors and turned the latch down low playing?
Pete, Pete, Pete, you realize you're wearing a U-lock with zero armor?
Fuck yeah I am. Oh shit!
Pete, Pete!
Warning shots.
Let them out with a little warning.
little warning I'm letting that guy out with you know you got a little lips sometimes give me
some brass give me some brass on the time give me some brass on the time cozy
follow me guys follow me
maybe someone across there those shots these were across the water
across the water the water the water I'm looking but I don't see nothing you know
massage. Uh huh. What's that?
Is she eating?
She's eating.
Dude, why is there a character? Wait, look at me. Why?
Why?
You look like you don't want to go on. You don't want to go on anymore.
Today.
Wait dude.
You don't have the energy to do that.
Dude, dude.
Dude it.
Dude it.
What?
Dude it.
What?
Dude what?
What?
What is it?
I forgot another one.
Dude.
I locked it in guys.
Locked it in.
What?
What?
Oh my God.
This is serious business, buddy.
This is serious.
Lock in right lock in lock in buddy lock in
Lock in I stopped drinking so I would be able to play the game better, but I think the previous drinks that I had
started to set in
got more and more
It's like a superpower
Fucking character character looks like the fucking pot of greens from you yo
Let me see
Oh
The boys are over the cabbage over the cabbage over the cabbage
Oh
What's up, what's up?
Don't push up you have no armor. That's what I play best
Oh, wait, wait, wait, behind you, behind you, wait, no, no, no, that's me
These guys are being assholes
Right, I see one
Good one
I was literally going to click the button. I had no idea that was you, I had no idea, no, no, that wasn't me, that's not me
Ow!
Fucking hurt, man
We got away
Sorry, yeah
You got away with his crimes
Have we killed anyone yet? Yeah, I could one
Who's shooting me now players there's a guy
That's true
I
See him
Okay
Okay, there's a guy
Yes, where over there oh?
Nice good comments. Where is over there?
shit
Some type of medieval torture device
With air conditioning
Oh, that's by the cabins, right?
Uh, yeah, kind of towards the cabins, yeah.
Kind of towards the cabins.
I would say.
Wait, behind you, behind you, behind you as well.
Really? Are you sure? Double check.
Yeah, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
Behind you, behind you, behind you. I heard a shot.
I'm dead.
A boy coming at my mouth.
Just let him have it.
Hurt his feelings, please, in the game, of course.
What? What are you saying?
Lock in or get benched. I don't even know what you got. I died
Wait
He got he let you know someone was behind you thank God. Thank that guy. Why did I kill me?
Let him good, let him good guys, let him good boys.
What's that guy doing?
What's that guy doing?
Oh, there he is!
I think that guy died.
What's he doing?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's the aim of the guy first?
He dead.
Y'all know?
Was that you?
Yeah.
laid on the camera. Oh, nice.
What?
Hey, cool.
Glad I don't know who killed it.
No, I think the guy that killed
me was the guy that shooting now.
It's over by double back rock.
These are still the guy who was on
that team and double back rock guy.
I mean,
double back rock,
the double back rock.
Sounds like a raptor.
Ah.
I got it.
Oh! Oh! Right here!
Ooh! Ooh!
I'm cooking! I'm cooking!
Okay, I'm cooking! I'm cooking!
I'm cooking!
I'm fucking dead, then.
No, you got this! You got this!
Remember what the wise saves said?
What'd he say?
What'd he say, P?
The fool gets angry that he has a hole in his pocket.
A wise man uses it to scratch his bars.
OK.
Remember that.
Remember that.
Remember that.
Remember that for the next fight.
I told Tom what?
Well, I just want to thank you so much.
Incredible.
Sensational.
Oh!
Oh!
Yes.
Excellent raid, gentlemen!
Excellent raid!
Wow.
Folks, you let me tell you some real progress has made that raid.
concrete, measurable progress, measurable.
Hit it on.
Well, the guy that got me is dead.
That's a good, that's a good, that's a good thing.
That's a good thing.
He was kept fucking ass.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
I'm aware.
We regroup for we regroup for ward on tomorrow. That's what we do. That's what we do
That's what we do. That's what we do. All right, let's go see good bunch. Bye. I'll make no everyone say one more
I'll go because you haven't done it
All right, gang. I'm getting up
Get up and no this is not early
We're trying out the new schedule that you voted for that
You voted for guys
That's right. You you voted for it guys. I'm even an hour past
I'm even an hour past just to give you guys some succulents some succulents and some vibrato
Mm, mm.
Ugh.
Mm.
Mm.
Ugh.
Uh,
West Side matters.
Guys,
West Coast, it's only like 11 PM right now.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Exactly.
Exactly two more hours with guys.
What about the other guys?
Like in central time and east coast time,
it's two in the morning for those guys on a Wednesday!
On a Wednesday!
Guys, I'll say it before I'll say it again.
If you can turn the vote,
if you can turn the vote in the discord right here,
It swits back to the regular time by Sunday by clicking a you know what you know what guys
I'm gonna help you out. I have not voted yet. I'm gonna vote a
okay
Insolidarity for you guys for you late night
Bungulators, I'm gonna I put you to see that I voted a
Insolidarity for you guys
Insolidarity you I mean guys guys. No, I don't require. Thank you. I know you want to thank me guys
I know you want to thank me. I know you want to thank me guys, but you do not have to you do not have to you
Do not have to guys, but I just put it a in solidarity
For you guys you late night bungalows if you guys can flip this vote so that a beats be
by Sunday
Come Monday the old time will be restored
Here your discord notifications what discord notifications come on
Where? I don't know what is going on.
What is going on?
That's not even the old schedule?
Wait, hold on, wait.
That's not even the old schedule.
It's the new one and an even worse one.
I
Hey what my smoking cracker you smoking crack
It used to be 9 p.m. Oh, oh guys that is to it used to be 9 p.m. pal
It used to be 9 p.m. Start time all right it used to be 9 to 2 a.m. All right buddy
Yeah, yeah, think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
9 p.m. to 6 a.m., 9 p.m. to 6 a.m.,
how the fuck you vote it's locked.
Notice I see people voting right now.
There's people voting right now.
Maybe you haven't submitted your phone number yet.
By the way, guys, I cannot see your phone number.
I cannot see your phone number when you submit it to Discord.
Only Discord can see that.
So don't worry.
It's completely hidden.
I won't be giving you any late night booty calls.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
The bungulator needs your help.
I need you to take a picture of your pussy
barely peeking out of the 45-degree angle
with your leg up on its head.
That won't be happening, guys.
The phone number you submit to Discord is completely anonymous.
It's completely anonymous, guys.
I do not get it.
I do not get it.
It's just to verify that you're a real person so that
everybody that joins Discord is a real person.
You better call me P but we're bonds
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Then I ain't voting.
Okay, fine.
For those of you guys that want me to call you,
I'll call you and I'll say it's the buggy later.
He needs your help.
He needs the secret three numbers
on the back of your mom's credit card.
All right?
Okay?
But for those of you that don't want to get called,
I won't call you.
All right, guys?
Okay, good, okay, good.
Go ahead, go ahead, we got that sorted out,
we got that sorted out.
All right, good night everyone.
We're hopping on expediciously early tomorrow.
Oh, it is gonna be a day to remember boys,
a day to remember, a day that will be sung in song
for 10,000 years
when we are finally populating Pluto
and we re-welcome it into the solar system as a planet,
which it should be.
Just based off its aura.
They will sing songs of tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the first day of the War Dogs made out,
of the War Dogs made out.
I will be hopping on expeditiously early.
And I don't know when.
It could be 2 p.m., it could be 3 p.m.,
It could be 4 p.m. I don't know.
It's whenever it drops.
It's whenever it drops.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
When we vote, you type in exclamation point discord.
It'll give you a link to the discord,
the bugulator official discord,
and you'll put the email and your phone number in
so that it knows you're real person.
You'll be added and then it'll be
in the announcement channel right here.
You just have to, this is what you'll see.
you'll see a gift of DJ counted with this shirt on button.
Feel free to click on it and expand it a little bit
and give yourself a little bit of something something.
When you're done, close it down, scroll up,
and the vote will be right there above them.
You see it?
And you can still vote.
People are voting right now.
People are voting right now, guys.
right there gentlemen, right there.
You can do it right now if you want.
You can do it right now.
Exhumation point discord.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
Good night now everybody.
Honestly you won't probably have to enter your email
or your phone number because you've probably already done it
for another server and it's on a state.
So 90% of you won't have to do that.
It's the 10% of you that haven't used Discord ever
in your entire lives that love to do that.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night, boys.
Good night now, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Good night.
Good night now, boys.
Thirsty night.
Thirsty night, oh, very thirsty night.
Good night now, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night.
Rest, sleep.
Rest easy, rest up now, guys.
Rest easy, rest up now, guys.
Rest easy.
Good night now gang, have a good one.
Good night everybody, have a good night everybody.
Good night now gang, good night everybody,
have a good night.
Good night now boys.
Good night everybody, good night.
Good night, sleep tight and do not.
Under any circumstances whatsoever.
You must listen to me!
Let the bad bugs fuck your ass!
Don't let them do it!
They got huge packages!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Get out!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Get out of here!
Get out!
I think it was bigger than a quarter of a gallon of sugar, not to the diary of the toilet!