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WARDOGS BETA | Tim x Hutch X Nickmercs X Landmark X Courage X Drac X Rogue | #BUNGULATE
09-03-2026 · 10h 59m
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How are you bugging us with this fine thick man Thursday, gentlemen?
It is a beautiful day, a beautiful day, a beautiful day, gentlemen.
By the way, the wheels on the car were fucking moving.
They were just going really fast.
You couldn't see them.
You couldn't see him, that's what was going on there.
Also, does anyone recognize this scene?
I've never shown this scene on stream before, it's completely new, but does anyone recognize
it?
But when you harassed me the other week about a silly, my idea was that that's right, buddy.
That's right pal, that's right.
Now you feel pretty silly, don't you?
Now you feel pretty silly, it has come to life.
It has come to life.
Now I won't lie to you, there is a little something,
something we gotta work out there.
The stick seemed to be a little wonky with the overlay,
but that's okay, we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out, no worries.
But we're playing War Dogs Beta two day boys all day long.
And, oh wait, oh wait, hold on, do I have one more?
I have one more.
Mr. Nasty Nasty, I'm from a business, oh my god, that's Mr. Nasty Nasty, that's Mr. Nasty Nasty!
Ah man, my man! Have you done anything yet?
I haven't even done anything yet. I could not even have one on top of it, you have no idea.
Oh, thank you Mr. Nasty Nasty, seriously my boy.
Please thank you brother, that's very kind of you big man, that is very kind of you brother, thank you my boy, hope you're doing well big man.
Mr. Ricky Bob over there is a boy good man. Good. I'm bad. Thank you, my boys. Appreciate you, my boys
The clouds look really real
Those eyes he might just be real clouds might just be a picture um
Be your class I don't know that but mark did a great job. That's all I know
Yeah. Oh my God.
Let me turn my face on.
Oh God. Oh, good heavens.
Oh, good heavens.
One final announcement before we jump in, boys.
I have finally decided...
Oh God.
Let me take a drink of beer one second.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
Okay, I've got one more announcement.
One more announcement.
One more announcement.
I have finally decided, gentlemen.
That the new permanent stream time is from 6 p.m.
CT to 1 a.m. CT I cut it down the middle
I had a bunch of guys want the 7 p.m. Slot I had a bunch of guys wanted the 5 p.m. Slot
So I cut it right down the middle so everyone's happy
6 p.m. The 1 a.m. CT now that doesn't mean that's all I'm gonna be live for all the if you read the discord announcement
All that means is that Monday through Saturday you can guarantee that I will be here from 6 p.m.
CT the 1am CT a lot of days today good it I will be on
Early maybe sometimes I'll stay on late
All that means is that I'm guaranteed to be from 6 p.m. CT
1am CT Monday through Saturday if you have been 7 30 p.m. CT on a Wednesday you already know I'm there
If it's 9 22 p.m. On a Saturday, you don't be that streaming if it's 3 44 p.m. On
on a Thursday today, I'll be streaming that time, but it's not guaranteed. It's
not your okay. Does that make sense everybody? Does that make sense? Everybody?
Oh, okay. Good. Well, yeah, I was 6 20. You know how it is guys. You know, we'll
We'll figure it out, we'll figure it out guys.
We'll figure it out.
All right, let's ride.
By the way, I only got about five and a half hours of sleep
which is the worst time to do this
since we have 12 hours of gaming ahead of us.
Oh my goodness, I couldn't go back to sleep boys
but don't you worry, the courageousness of a thousand
lions burns through my heart.
It burns through my heart, that will give me the energy
I need, right team?
Yes guys, okay that's the last thing.
I know it's confusing. Why? Why you on red team? That's the team of the enemy. That's the team of what I?
I don't know who this guy is. He's
Well, what'd you say?
Oh, no, I'm with you guys. I'm with you guys go red team
Go Red team. Whoa. Oh, what'd you say? This is what China call me from over here. I gotta go. I gotta go over here
Guys we're on the red team
We're on the red team to learn about the enemy, the enemy's strategy, their techniques.
That way we can gather intelligence, go back to the green team where we belong, and use
that information against them.
That is why we're on the red team right now.
We must learn from the hooligans.
Look, look at the score guys.
The green team is winning profusely anyways.
They are, let me take some.
The modulators, they are a grand bunch.
They don't even need me over there right now.
I'm here to learn.
I mean, take it down from the red team.
I don't know if you see it.
Yeah, you're reading that right.
Oh.
oh god he's so courageous oh god he's so crazy oh how much money do i got 10,000 oh 10,000
crappled back to poop weapons we're back to poop weapons
i already have armor yet
Oh shit guys we have to really pull out some stops here at the beginning
Oh
Don't worry i'm coming guys we're gonna jack i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming
the circle the gold circle the small one wheels up other wheels up
What?
RUN!
You can't hear the discord?
Wait.
You guys can't hear the discord?
Oh my god!
I got a heal bro!
I got a heal!
You got some shit?
Did I fix it?
You hear that?
I think this is the end bro.
Oh sorry!
Guys, I promise I wasn't just talking to myself.
I swear I'm not crazy.
Oh, that's all the questions that I've got.
I'm not crazy!
I swear there was real people I was talking to!
I swear it!
I
you need a rose mr. Brickson got you mr. Brickson you kill yourself oh mr. Brickson
I was here this whole time oh my god I was right here to save you holy crap oh
my god I'm back hi mr. Brickson I was right here to save you guys
Get in the-
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's the second time we're out.
But it's time to win this fucking game.
I'm just trying to win, trying to win.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Don't worry.
My peas can take care of you.
Alright.
Let's do this shit.
We win this game, boys.
We flip it.
Do we have-
Yeah, guys, it's early for me, guys.
I- I'm probably just-
Sorry.
I don't think so.
I'm in tower-
Fuck.
What?
I'm gonna take it over.
Oh, god.
This is-
Maybe later, actually.
What the-
What the fuck did you just say?
Did you just say-
Yeah.
Maybe later, maybe I'll take it over later
Well, who's alive and who's fucking dead I'm taking all your shit over later maybe
Over later
Hunch where we grew but up boys, I can't lose my last $10,000. I'm up right around with a knife
Clip bro, you ready for this? Yeah, get down there, buddy
What do you got
Have two spots
HOT JOB BODGES!
REAL JOB, REAL JOB!
I just get kicked?
Yeah.
Cheaters are detected.
No way.
Wait, what?
There's no server?
There's no shop game one, there's a fucking patch.
You gotta be the most bitchless,
friendless mother fucker to be
cheating day one of the beta.
You actually gotta have no bitches.
Zero bitches.
I'm not gonna lie to you listen I like the zero intolerance on cheaters, but I don't know one guy in the match of a hundred God
You know maybe
Join
Yeah, like hey guys see the detective minus 10 points for that team to play
Go go by my name on Steven Press join a game quickly quickly. So wait am I going green or red where the fuck
Oh, wait, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, my name is my name is fart. Huffer coconut fart Huffer
I found you we're you doing me doing
We
My Jim I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I do hot make a thing. Yeah, I'm making a thing
Where did I put my fucking Cam in this game?
I can't even
Couple goodies
Guys, what's the best they are what's the best they are they?
Do we have like one a r right now?
Yeah, you got
I just unlocked the AK. Yeah, Nick
The best once we get that
You see MP9 MP9 is the best
No, we make a squad, but I can't make a squad
No, I mean wait hold on wait, what's your squad calling that cool name?
I'm only 20 squads and cool names Bravo one. Okay, that's pretty cool
Don't get on I'm in the queue
We want to talk briefly with us
Me mr. Merch are you out of the green team?
No, I'm on my team. We live are you out of the green team?
We have to go to the green team fuck your fucking green team
Boys
We're going there.
Take me to the front line, brother.
No chance against us.
They have no chance against us.
These green goobers, they don't have a chance.
What the hell did you just call us?
Green goobers!
We always got the red russies.
What?
That's right. That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Fuck.
That's right, buddy. That's right.
the Red Racist. Red Rocket. The gamer of the year. Oh, right here. Right here. Right.
What? She said the racist. She has a rocket. I'll tell you something. I don't know. Please
give me the Red Racist. Is that death? Read Giants versus the Red Racist. No, no, no.
Rockin' in, boys, rockin' in!
Oh, Jesus, let's go!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna run out of the water, it's fine.
You can't fall down, but...
Courage is just happy to be here.
I shat it, Red Races.
We all need to put on a scope.
Rockin' in, boys, rockin' in!
Hey, holy shit, who's flying this fucking thing?
I thought you was flying this thing.
Why are we talking about this thing?
Oh.
Hey bro, you're on my team, right?
Yeah, I'm in the same group I'm in.
Wait, hold on.
You've got to lock our group.
You've got to lock our group.
There's folks eating in the fucking house.
There's one random who's trying to prove.
Okay.
There's four of you.
Are you on a tower?
Oh, Mr. White, Mr. Puppetland, there's Mr. Dose, Mr. Ray Capham.
What the fuck is this?
What's going on, man?
What's going on, man?
Thank you, Mom.
What do you think, Mom?
What?
Yeah, you gotta be pretty quick at this game. You're probably gonna be in the queue for a while
Unfortunately
Wait, you have to buy a pay shooting I don't know where the enemy is sheltered fortunately
Yeah
I think we all died
I'm gonna like it. Okay, I didn't go forward. Yeah, I'm
bottom. I'm patient. We land a little farther away. That's on
me. Actually, I'm glad you're here. Oh, guys, which team is
winning right now? Hodge, can you can you ban some people?
you have five points green team green team that's literally infinity job job
point by the way if you're if you couldn't math that's infinite infinity
job job was
not going back right now
fucking
watch are you coming back or should I get up yeah yeah I'm bringing a bunch of
right now I don't know if I think I'm getting I think I'm getting suited I'm
giving up I know how much it was this weird it was a weird you I think with
the parachute it showed you were good and then instantly jumped to red like we
were gonna die like right over the tower are you saying are you saying
red is bad courage was bad like you don't want red that's weird red is bad
you secret oh hold on I think I'm just for you deep I gave you I gave you a
scope on you a fucking scoper I swear to god you a fucking scoper I'll be a
fucking scoper if I need to oh you're fucking scoper aren't you oh my god
dude oh my god of course there's scopers in the game okay all right courage
okay all right listen I'll catch you I'll catch you out there buddy I'll catch
Okay, if you are scoping off. Yeah, scoping off buddy. Okay
You guys leave it's not worth it give up
Where's safe? Where can we go?
That's why I'm gonna take you up. I think right here. I think right here and you guys make that trek over
I'm gonna fucking talk see you see within like 50 meetings of each other. Just use whatever sex
You have a lot of green team members down here. I think this bad person
Did you just fucking
I'll put some red people to jump down on that helicopter room.
Are you kidding me? Are you missing real time?
We're still in our straps.
We're getting dragged back.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!
Yeah, I'm on my foot.
Um, yeah.
I'm getting shoved!
It's a fucking scoper!
I'm running there.
I am being way too...
If you're on feet, you need to get with me so we can ride this other ship.
No, no, but you got to get on.
I'm pretty sure he's pronounced on foot.
Oh, wait, Jack, are you walking?
You're helping it from the spot are you serious?
I don't care if you say first time you play this game back. Oh, it was our first time playing a week ago and no one did that
You got me. Oh my god.
I got you.
I got you.
Always always always always always 100.
Never trust your pilots ever.
We're gonna get here.
We're gonna pick up everybody.
We're gonna reinforce our boys.
I'm a gravity kit.
Make sure you don't.
I'm being sniped out of here.
Should I look and get a sniper and just be a terrorist?
Fuck yeah, you can.
Fuck yeah, you can.
Nick, are there people by you?
I have a sniper. I'm in the woods.
Red team is here.
Oh, good job.
Are you late down the game?
Hey, round you, Nick. I gotta kill. That's all I know.
Okay? I don't hear anything else yet.
I think they're deeper.
Oh, shit!
I've been a little bit...
He made a move
I know it's good way better than all the other guys
Okay, I'm going down
Yeah, we don't like red team anyways, you're mad here the scumbags is scumbags a piece of shit
That's cuz the red team are scumbag terrorists
Oh my crap that man, man
Uh, yeah, it's just actually just a brother of people which one I'm so into Q. So
Me
Are you doing
I only got five and a half hours to see you so I'm probably gonna do like 12 hours. Oh
How long are you going now? I was gonna say I was like fuck
I might I mean this game is so good dude. I'm
My first time I haven't watched any
Like a seven kill she I'm on 30. I'm at $32,000 run right now $32,000 run right now
Oh
How many spots are you in
I'm next I think one out of one out of 15 fantastic. Oh, yeah, you're next you next you next
Okay, okay, that's the thing about this game is a lot of people can see we're going to get enjoyed right when everybody else do it
For sure. That's my slow one place low for sure. Yeah, okay. Okay. Well, got it
It's not gonna have a lot of money when you first put the game, so like...
Please let me get it... let me get it to the green team. Are they on or are they on?
No, it's not on, come to that. But...
We just don't really want to waste the money off the red fire.
Shoo first, shoo first.
Fuck.
I got one, I got one, I got one. I got some five, five, six.
I think you revived me. What are you doing?
Oh, fuck, I'm in shock, guys. Oh, God. I'm bouncing on it. I'm bouncing on it.
Whenever you whenever you get in coconut, I'll just I'll help you just kind of understand
Okay, okay
Money's everything money's everything money's everything. Yeah, I just want
So is it like rust like when I kill someone do I
Do I lose money?
Take a shit?
What the hell?
What the hell?
It's exactly like that?
Except that.
Yeah, smoking crack.
What is that guy doing?
I don't think it's going to be the next life or anything.
It's not going to be like a bank.
You're just essentially using it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
That was landmark?
No way.
Get it on.
Get it on.
Goddamn.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh
No, we don't have a base is it just bastard you see what they might let's do a green state like
Get out of here scumbag
Well damn that much gotta cook and hold on now
Hold on now wait a minute hold up
Wait a minute. So man, right? Oh, thank you. Thank you
What's in it?
What's in it?
Benz disabled!
Benz disabled!
Oh, dude, what a cool guy that is.
What the hell?
Dude, that guy's cool.
What a nice guy.
What a nice guy.
You just drive yourself to be able to Benz it.
I'm just going in you know where you at oh this is how she won't much
I got a lot of enemies coming toward me.
I got a lot of enemies coming toward me.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
I need help.
Fuck you all.
Fuck you guys.
Red team is terrible.
Red team sucks.
Green team forever.
Eat my butthole.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
He's reviving the other guy.
He's reviving you.
I'm going to scare him.
I'm going to drink.
Drink, dude.
Drink, dude.
Drink, dude.
Drink, dude.
Drink, dude.
I'm great, I'm great, I'm great.
Press escape and join our squad.
I'm with you guys.
You're going to go up to the team, to the team.
Go up to the guy, like the vendor, the first guy right there.
You're going to interact and grab your gun first.
I don't know, TAR 21, or something like that.
Oh, and then you're gonna click your magazine,
and it's gonna pull one of the guys in the middle of the end,
and then it's gonna take you to the backpack page.
Got it.
By the first backpack?
Oh.
Oh, my team is dying!
And what are you gonna do?
What?
Like the ammo part?
No, it's hot!
That was hot!
What the hell?
Then go to items, and then you're gonna-
HOTCH!
You jackass!
You much heels
How'd you get your ass back in your river five of you stupid bitch?
It was hot
And then oh you hot as death they got it. Oh, they got it. Oh, they got
But we broke that you want to my house?
Oh my god, this is the dream come true
you. Get him. Get him. Get him.
You got it. Are you dead? Are
you dead? Where's the body?
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I wanted to file him and then
where's his body?
Where's your body? Where's
where's your body? Yeah.
Make that one thousand and one
Whenever you walk up to that guy, there's a bottom-up button. It's like rebuy last purchase
Okay
come on out mr. Landmark come on out come on out mr. Landmark don't make this
It's on to the next week.
Come on now.
Oh, he killed me.
Yeah.
He's on the first floor of your building.
He's behind the table on the first floor.
God, he's got his ass.
Oh my God.
This guy, you know what?
I'm actually just gonna kill myself
so I can invent a gun.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I can't kill anyone with that thing.
He's four business days to scope in.
I don't see a couple of goodies.
Couple goodies.
Oh
Back a Ronnie
I'm back in base. I got a helicopter coming over.
I'm heading towards you guys right now.
By the way, the circle is moving away from me.
You gotta head into it.
There's a good south-south eastern area.
Get it!
I'm going to start talking shit in the global chat.
Is that place slow road? Are they here?
There's south-south eastern like the top hill,
like cobblestone wall or something like that.
They are general upland for everything.
There we go. There we go. There we go. Got it. Got it.
There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go.
He's dead or no?
You put read team?
Read team.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I meant to say read team.
Oh, these guys, these guys.
Yeah, hold on. I got to change my name back from a fart lover. Give me a second
My god
I think I'm coming close to you
Sir, can you drop me off at the road circle, please? I got a parachute
Thank you sir. Thank you. You're a very kind man. I'll be tipping you $15 whenever I jump out.
I'm dead.
Hey. I've heard that in the album before. Wait. Where's it from? Oh god. Wait.
I remember a stream site but it would always stream site me a team now.
Hey how you doing?
Oh sorry, your name is red it was very confusing.
Hey, I'm not flying this thing am I wrong?
No, no, you're not okay
Passing there on the right side icon. I'm sure a little bit of packet little bit of back. I guess you're a passenger
Yeah, you're in the pocket. Let's come on me come to me come to me
Well tell this gotta go fuck it
Which we gotta get to the hot dog quick
Give me a bunch of charges.
I'm usually five guys away from starting to take points.
We gotta get into that hot zone.
Jay's your squad push, fuck.
Jay?
Take that!
Ooh, again.
How do you like that, huh?
Oh, damn it.
You keep coming out of nowhere!
Hm.
Oh, run!
He's looting us.
He's looting us.
We're fine, thank you.
Fuck you, fuck you!
Yeah, shut up blue. No one wants to talk to you pal.
Is he almost to me?
Coconut, coconut, you guys almost to me?
I'm coming. We're falling.
There's a red team helicopter on top of us.
Where do we go to P? How do we get to P-Rogue?
No, well, he's the one.
We're surrounded, we're surrounded.
What?
Hello, Sky.
What?
Dude, who the hell is using a double barrel shotgun?
Mr. Red! Mr. Red!
He has a butter-bushy!
He has a butter-bushy!
What the hell?
I thought I had the drop on that guy, everything.
He didn't see me when I saw him go around the corner.
I was in a rush.
Mr. Red! Mr. Red!
Hey, hey, Rogan.
What the fuck?
Did you just fall out of your helicopter?
It was cinematic entrance.
Mr. Red! Mr. Red!
Oh, thank you sir. Thank you.
Where the hell are you guys at?
What's coming in?
Oh, I got the guy dropped us off at the right spot.
EG's Mr. Red. I'll see you back at base.
You've been taken, brother.
I killed myself.
Oh, okay.
I killed myself.
Who's our enemy? Where are they at?
It's the Red Team. It's the Red Team.
We got to get to the Gold Circle ASAP.
Those motherfuckers.
God, I hate those dirty Reds.
God, I hate those dirty Reds.
Let me tell you those reds. My mom would never like those reds.
We gotta take them out. We gotta take them out.
Mmmmmm.
Oh god, I hate those dirty reds.
Mmmmmm.
Oof.
I'm stealing whoever's helicopter says it.
This is fucking beautiful.
I knew it.
Broke, I'm gonna come pick you guys up because obviously you guys are blind.
And walking around with a cane and no map.
map somebody come grab a gun and then we'll all be together
i like that game ross games very good you played rice before go good
yeah you know i put a little bit back in my day
oh yeah you want to play butter me up and stick it in my ass that's crazy i've
played rice before no fucking way for real for real for real
Oh my god, Sticky, you're picking down my urethra while I've come!
Holy crap, wait, Mr. Coconut, you played Rush? I played Rush!
What's that, what do you mean, best friend?
Oh my god, sit on it, take a picture and send it to me!
I'm far away from the edge, don't be judge!
Holy crap! Oh my god!
I hook a car battery up in my nipples and poop on my mouth!
Oh my god, you played Rush too?
There's so many sounds going on, Rogue.
I'm coming in boys. I'm coming in. Why is this thing stopping?
I see the tower guy. I see him. Okay, hold up.
What's my video? Right now we get that.
Yeah, I'm going to peek. Yeah, that one's never going to be a one shot by the way.
I
Ain't right. How you doing?
Back at the Academy learn that one. That's basic training. Easy training. I
Don't even know how I did I jumped out. I jumped out last night. I should be dead
I know how to fire both names. I'm just a little rusty. I'm a little rusty
Yeah, who put that wall there find them boys find them
Okay, right here cook it cook it come come cook it up come. I have a sniper rifle
I'm trying to get on a high building a sniper rifle. Yeah
Okay, me and rogue would take the forefront that club mr. Rogen. I'll cover you guys. Oh, yeah cover us cover us
Get in the get in the crane. Yeah, I'm in the tower be the crane
the crane. I tell you, once we win this game, we got to go into Tim's and Hutch's job, you
know. Is Pete dead? He broke his legs. I got him. What? I let the glass bounce and paper
So the first one was my fault I crashed Alicoption the second one I'm telling you it was not my fault that was obviously
We need to change over the roof around time
Landing is a strong win.
I would choose another one for the specific scenario.
You killed Hodge, really?
I killed Hodge.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
I'm getting shit on.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, Tim.
Nice.
Good kill, good kill.
Get shit on, get shit on.
Is it them?
Is it them?
No, that's Tim and Hodge.
We need Jack and Nick.
Jack, one's in the screen.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
160 maybe? 160?
What's the smoke right now? What's the smoke right now?
Yeah, I hit him. I hit him.
I hit him. I hit him.
Hey, bitch boy!
I hit that guy, too.
Was that red? Wait, no, that was a guy named Red.
That was...
That was one of the guys.
Who's that?
Fat boy.
Is that Tim?
Wait, what did Tim name himself?
Is he Tim the Captain of this game?
That's Chuck. No, he's Chuck A.T.
Oh, fuck.
Who's Chuck?
Okay, the cheese took it the cheese. We got the tower
Hey, well, can I shoot through these windows or no? Only if you believe oh, yeah, I can I can I can I can you believe
These guys are still stipend on us. Yeah, they're here somewhere. I'm looking for them. What's your jackass is?
Who got is there anyone up there? Oh, no, I'm up here. I'm up. No, I said he's back. I said he's back guys up there
I'm looking for him. I'm looking for him. I'm over here.
I was literally about to lay into him and I got shot behind me. I was about to lay into
I had my red dot on his head
I'm looking, I'm looking
oh my god
gotta be quick
gotta be quick
fast
what if we kill ourselves
no no I'm gonna tell you
are you sure
yeah, Ro is gonna revive
watch the moment
ohhh
yeah I see him, he's right there
ohhh mehh
In the woods
That's red reds like a good stream cybers, so he knows where to go
Okay, you can revive P. You can revive P. I'm looking for you.
Silent boy, come and beat me.
Silent boy, silent boy, please!
Okay, okay.
Please!
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Thank you.
I'm gonna revive, I'm gonna revive my silent boy.
I'm gonna...
Oh, what's fucking go, baby?
We're fucking back.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
You got an enemy vehicle right on my marker, P.
Are you all right?
I don't do...
I don't need a...
Throw my left leg at him.
What the hell do you want me to do about that?
I'm just telling you.
Oh, oh.
Oh, thanks, boss.
Thank you coconut.
I'll just tell ya.
I'll just tell ya.
You should be some nicely coconut.
I'm gonna roll you with national butt sex back to the base.
I always think, oh shit, what the fuck?
Yeah, I'm here.
Would you be exegg-egg-egg-eggages?
Yeah, I'll hear ya. Hold on.
Let me get you full. I'll do one more.
What do you want?
Hey, how do I get heroes in this game?
You buy them at that thing that we did, right?
Most of his bodies some some good bases when they like have bases around the cars
They might have like supplies there though, but like ours does not we try to think our five
I'm gonna be wrong. Oh shit basis. There's more than one
Score okay. I got such a baby. I got such a baby. Just okay. I'm coming to you, please fucking oh
You come come come
I'm going in I'm going in I'm over tower five. Oh
Oh, yeah, they're definitely building the space. There's a ton of stuff built around it. This is fortified. You give them guys
Guys I would eat immediate medical assistance immediate medical assistance. This is not a drill not a drill
It's not draw I can I can fast-survive you
I'm looking for a way in I'm looking for a way in oh I don't open your guys in a little little door on a door
I'm in he's walking
Right through the door
Don't let him close it, don't let him close it!
I have no HP. I'm still 1 HP.
I'm healing up, healing up, healing up, healing up.
I need to push it, are you guys heard something?
Okay, I'm healing right now.
I'm right on advantage.
I'm completely out to you.
I think Green Team just killed two blue guys in there, so I think we're good.
That's Red Team who's got their first point.
Congratulations.
I killed the guy.
Hey guys, congratulations on your first point guys!
or a aura or a
As the other side of the basis completely up and you just walk in
Tell him Mr. Red tell him
He just killed one in there
I
What
Move it up the tower. Oh, they're apc
You watch the apc. I'm gonna go to the tower. I hear talking at the top. There's a bunch of the top
I hear at least come talking at the top the top of this tower top of tower five
Okay, okay, okay, you're the basement security. I'm moving up. I'm gonna get angle on the top them with a sniper
Go go go. Would you have an angle? Let me know cuz I gotta come up that ladder. Yeah
Yeah, I gotta I gotta fucking go all the way out here in the woods though. I
Don't leave an angle P. I'm talking. They're talking. It's my baby. I can speak up. Yeah. Yeah
Just
I
Less time than that pussy
drop some people off I think.
Yup.
They have a G8, too.
They have a G8, too.
I need this only one left, though.
They pick me up, too. I'm on the red team.
Or the blue team or whatever.
Nice, you got that guy.
Come on, quick.
Are they up there?
They're up there.
check the move first
how do you like that bitches
too easy
too easy
good job
you're good man
where's your body
Where's the body?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
There you go, there you go.
I don't like to be my favorite member now.
I know, I know, I know.
Holy shit.
I love the sniper.
Dude, actually, they put the first sniper in the game is terrible, but disproportionately terrible.
I asked you, you know, do you know what I'm saying?
The next sniper is like not just one step up, it's like three steps up.
Yeah, well, I think they did that so that people could just day one just fuck everybody with the cyber rival
Was close to do I call coach like five times you didn't check
You got the order back yet
Hold on hold on hold up wait a minute. So may right
Hold up
Wait a minute. So may right hold on now. Let me try to join
We don't know. Let me get let me let me get lemon. Hmm
As if inviting them into the server
When he comes in remind me to have something else dragon because I don't have permissions to drag him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
We're just gonna get somebody to drag him after this game, baby
I don't know if he's gonna get in the game. Oh, yeah, he probably will get in the game. That's true. That's true.
The game's over, so we're about to win easy.
We beat him?
Almost, you know, we can do 100 points. We're almost done.
Too good. We're too good. Blue Team has 9 and Red Team has 7. This game is over. This game is over.
Guys, I'm taking you with us. We gotta go down there with Mr. Hudson, Tim, and Tim and all of them. It's razzle.
I'm just razzle.
Yeah, they just left us real quick.
There's razzle. Oh.
You too, God.
We got really jazzed them up. We got really jazzed them up. Oh, sorry, sorry, my sewer.
Wait, this tower's ours. I'm heading to the hot zone. Okay, I'm coming with you. We have
to capture the fob. We have access to all the doors and everything. Oh, fuck, okay. I'm
coming you cook it up right here you see me see you close your mind yeah okay
we can get it yeah okay okay it's like it's just like a rush go it's just like
rush yeah it's like airlocks yeah we're actually airlocking the fuck I'm
good basis I got like 20 21k on me we all living life we had the top right
number of the number next to it yeah top right top 21k so the number to the
left of the top right number what happens is it'll start in the negatives
and that's how much your kit costs and once that reaches zero that means you're
even and you can die and you made as much as your kit cost and then every
number passes how much money you've made this life okay okay mm-hmm so what is that
number to the left of the top right one say 21 21 21,000 you got a 21k life right now
You're a 21k like that's huge mr. Coconut. That's huge
Also, um, you should get the recoup the binoculars are free for you you should
Yeah, the spotting is
I I appreciate you 10,000. Oh, okay. What the hell his name is fitting
I don't really want to sit here revive this guy
I
Fuck you falling down. Fuck you
Okay, okay. All right
I'm reviving guys on my team and no one else unless I'm deep in oh do we we need evens
You coconut when you get when you have the fifth and so on power you gotta buy every time
Every check on myself or they kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself
In the game of course in the game in the game
I
Which medical level 11 which I believe you upgrade medical by using SMG's don't you
Yeah, you do you'll get deep into the sauce or by using SMG's. Yeah, Coco use SMG's you get the the deep end
The deep end is sweet you can insert by people so you can you get like if you're with a group like us three
We just keep providing each other and it gives you like
$1,200 to $2,500 per alive.
I think I have a D-Fib.
Pretty sure I do.
Well, you don't have them yet.
There's no way you have them.
What you have is the emergency resuscitator thing, probably.
OK.
That's nice.
I think that's like the second fastest.
D-Fibs the fastest.
I'm just going to say this.
I'm just going to say this.
I'm actually fucking glad that this game got
sued by the Huey people because the Black Hawk
is 10 times cooler.
The Black Hawk is 10 times cooler than a Huey.
100 times cooler than a Huey, all right?
OK.
Or whatever happened.
I don't think I'd sue him, but whatever happened.
The Black Hawk is way cooler than the He-Way.
You in? Are you in? Go get him.
He-Way!
I'm getting in. I'm getting in.
Let's go.
I'm going. Let's go.
I'm in. Let's go.
Did you see what happened during the...
The firing range test yesterday?
They they I didn't be gone. I think it was like sooner like
What it sees to sis from the Huey people and so they added the word they added a big black box with the word redacted
And so in the lobby you would see Huey's flying by and stuff. It was just the word redacted flying back
I'll get it boys like
Oh
Big black cock black cock black cock black cock a lot of people on the train station if you guys are here
Yeah
Yeah, you see that? You see that?
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
Alright, we're late. Right on, you rock. We're late. Right on, you.
I've never flown a Black Hawk before.
Yeah, we're coming in.
We're coming in. We're coming in.
On the roof right here.
We're gonna land on the roof with him. We're gonna land on the roof with him.
Give him steel!
Coconut, give him steel!
Oh fuck
Sorry sorry
Stuck to landing
I see I see too much of the building or dead. I just have to somewhere else be careful
Okay, all right, the second me the second me the second me the second me the second me
The second me the second me the second me the second me for all people using sniper rifles
all of them set. Oh, thank you, sir. What's up the side with this is type of minus.
All right. How do I revive you?
you lay down first and then scroll with your wheel and then hold on to f on the
word revive this is sniper watching be careful I'm rubbing my hands together
what's the fun
you're warming me up you're warming me up
we change up my body I'm rubbing you thank you mr. cook I think you did turn
thank you thank you good sir oh what the there's a bad guy coming in from the
sky I'm rubbing you I'm rubbing you you're up thank you thank you take this
the bitch
yeah
good man come though you're a good man
we're getting separate wall angles we gotta get out of here
yeah yeah we gotta jump off this
they're just landing on us dude
oh I see they got that Grants is elegant as we can cover
oh shit that sniper
they're saving to the southeast southeast
Southeast Southeast I'm looking for a man up
Packin I saw one guy
Our CDT goes our CDT goes it's careful Squidward
What do I do?
Someone just died in front of me?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Where are you?
Oh dude, this guy there.
Are you so dead serious?
Are you a you don't smack it you don't smack in your beat are you don't smack in your bean you need a tissue
You need a towel you don't bow. I want to clean up
What you want to clean up it's a mayonnaise factory in here. Fuck you
I think you should cool down, I think you can check.
I'm looking for a weapon.
Fuckin'
Coolo?
We're gonna defend this point and make sure this guy is never revived.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
What's your name, soldier?
No.
No, there was shit in the corner ducking your meat
That's true, that's okay, that's about reason all right. All right, come on cool. Oh
Manhole.
Stay alive.
Speak to me.
Speak to me.
Speak to me.
Speak to me.
No, not really.
I see the light.
I see the light.
Kuddle.
Look at him.
Are you dead?
Yeah, I'm coming back.
No, I'm already dead.
Wait, wait wait wait!
Leave me!
I'm already up.
I'm already up.
I'm already up.
I'm already up.
I'm already up.
I'm already up.
I'm already up.
Helicopter pilot. Good luck. Perfect. Perfect day for a violent. Are you Mr. Evil? Mr. Evil! Mr. Evil!
Dude, they have four of us. Mr. Evil! Mr. Evil! Oh my god, we have red teams coming back. We gotta move, guys.
They're mounting a late game. Guys, red teams about to take us back! Go, go, go, go, go!
You're red teams coming back guys, you who's on red team?
Those two fat people.
Hot job, Tim!
We gotta get them boys!
Okay, okay.
Yeah, woohoo!
Let's fuck them!
Let's fuck them!
Let's fuck them!
Right to the hot job, Mr. Pilot, please!
If you all get to the hot job,
we all gotta get to the hot job right now.
I see so many tangos in the hot job right now.
Oh my god, I don't even know why I can see this.
Oh, I'm a hacker. Holy shit.
If you're gonna get that hot job, we're gonna get that hot job. We have way too many people, way too many people.
We are not letting them come back.
Look guys, if they come back from this big of a lead, they will never let us live it down!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go share the pot real quick.
What? Someone stole my fucking mask?
Don't joke, don't joke!
Take that, take that, take that, take that.
That's doing great now, don't joke, dude.
I need more track to go I'll get it boys lock it in
Go go go go go
What do I do here?
Let's just defend our Bob they probably
Why get on this white building right now or don't try to spread out? I think it's spread out for now
They're all in the yellow
Can I get a rest please fuck yourself fuck you
fuck you, fuck you!
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
we gotta get that circle
where is that circle?
i gotta get money for help
I'll suck you up.
Breathe.
There you go.
Thank you.
Oh, these guys are freaking insane.
Oh, Dingo!
These are everywhere! I cannot get a good shot at anyone!
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I mean, these are- Oh, dude.
Are we so dead serious?
Is that the same guy from before?
Is that the same guy from before guys tell me somebody take the bond is that the same guy from that house before is that the same guy
Raph kill me one more time I dare you
Raph I know you're watching kill me one more time. I literally dare you I literally dare you this is my offer to you
Tell me one more time. I dare you I dare you I know you're watching
Hmm
They're just like they're all just playing together probably
I might die I might I might go ahead die you guys wait wait bones that you will do you need to be or is it to be guys?
I'm gonna try to get me there. I don't know how many people there are between us
Are you on like a floor?
I'm on first floor first floor in the bathroom. There's a guy that's potentially stream sniping with sockets. We might see you come in
Fantastic
Right. Okay. All right. We go back. We go back. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine
We saw a solid lead. We saw a solid lead. We lock it. We get our stuff
We look at what was nearly 26,000 the point we got this easy
Are you responding to the hot job to the hot job?
That's eight screens. Of course watch it all this summer. Oh my God. I'm I see breath locked in that building again. I swear to God
I want you to be up here with the boys.
Go on the other team.
The others are on the red team.
They're everywhere.
They're in the trees.
It's Courage Blackhatch.
Landmarked Mr. Mercy, Mr. Tim, and Tatum.
They're on the other team.
Wait, I'm gonna fly backwards.
Sir, this is the front of the aircraft.
I don't know, but it makes the fun when you can go to the back.
This is always better.
Shit.
Watch this day, son!
Hey, man, brother, he did it!
Hey, this guy bought some music?
Yeah, you could choose music in your helicopters and stuff.
Hey!
Hello!
Please don't mess with me, you mother-
Hey, uncle, there you go!
Man!
I'm going, I'm going!
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!
Yeah, yeah, boss!
Oh, we got, we got this!
I'm off.
I just got a little bit of fire, so I'm just going to make sure I don't get shot.
What the hell?
Oh!
That's why you don't fly backwards!
Lotta guys flying backwards out today!
There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's my teammate.
Oh
My goodness, oh my goodness, I can't get that sick one. They're holding it too good
But we all got to go with the same helicopter. We all gonna go to see how it got there like really good
I'm not outside. I'm only with a sniffer
Oh, wait, are we the most people the circle? Have you guys just been railing the reds? How is reds lose at leave?
I'm not really fucking anyone. I'm just getting cut by random people.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm scared.
Oh, you're a smart vehicle.
Wrong of you to be a smart vehicle.
Okay.
I come out.
You're blocking.
You're working work.
I spit on him.
Spit this back.
Spit this back.
I'm coming back!
There's a hatch on hatch on over here boys.
Quickly, quickly.
Okay.
I'm in the hatch out.
I think there's anyone actually in the hot zone with me at them coming from the east.
Is that from where I'm coming from? What the fuck?
Oh my god, Red Team is putting their code in the all chat.
What?
Nah.
Oh wait, they're trying to collaborate with Blue Team to win the game.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Is that where we're at? Is that how bad it is?
Uh.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Uh, him and Hubs out friends anymore?
No, I hate Hubs.
I hate Hubs.
Oh my God.
He killed, he killed my mother last week.
So I said, I said, you know what?
You, that's a timeout for you.
One day I'm not playing together.
Now run the enemy teams.
This is how we deal, this is how we deal with our differences here.
He joins the enemy team for killing my mother.
And then, and then bam!
We win the game.
Oh.
He's just hanging around.
Oh, she's around for the hot job.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We're coming.
I can't wait to come with you.
I got a sniper rifle.
I got to kind of watch you, you know?
We got to get that hot job.
We got to get that hot job.
We're going to win the game.
Only nine points.
Here we go.
Rub it in.
I'll try washing you.
I've seen a lot of wool, but not a lot of dogs.
You see a dog yet? I haven't seen a single dog since I came in here. This is false advertising
What the hell? Oh they're coming in
Beware I saw helicopter fly past. Oh sorry. Sorry. Okay
These guys just forgetting their zoning since we're about to win
They stupid
We go reminded that there's a zone
Y'all gonna remind of the zoning says
Got it hey guys this is zoned in the zone where you have to stand and you get like double guys and that way you like give points for the game
And what are not just doing over here with all my cronies and we're not see anyone
But I could like I just
I
Can it boys like it is gonna be a big push that they do right?
I just went back down it did not sound like they were preparing for work and sounded like they were
Uncoordinated uncoordinated
The Jody's moving up we are keep moving with it
Come with me. Come with me.
What are you at?
Come on. Come on.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I know, Joan.
I know.
Ooh.
Ooh, God.
He's helping people to speak with Coco.
We can sense them.
A lot of people, aren't you?
I'm coming.
My sisters are coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm tickling.
I'm tickling.
I'm tickling.
I'm tickling.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
I'm tickling.
I'm tickling.
I'm tickling.
I did this warehouse again?
That one's up here on the top, on the top.
Eh!
That one!
Oh!
Watch out, one more.
Oh!
She watched, she watched.
Keep on watching, keep on watching, keep on watching!
Oh
Two more take-offs inside the way out. We need something in shape
We get them all they all dead in the way ours
No, I think they're further back piece of piece. Oh, well we're one boy. We're playing guys prepare
Prepare to go down to the disco. I want I want you. I want your wittiest
Razors, all right. What's your really rise from casual?
I'm getting a
Hopper words that I'm getting the rush treatment again, and apparently I'm sure it's I think oh good good good
Yes, you say to me. She said it
I'm
Follow me boy follow me
Is your game ever lagged whenever you have nine streams open I have one monitor in my new basement setup
I am not
Every game we play with you you have more information than anybody wait picking up
Were you in there buddy?
Hey, fuck you courage. I was helping my team. Oh
I was a morale booster. I boosted
We're gonna buy this one everyone know that I boosted the morale of my team, which is honestly better than killing people
that is that is true you can you drive
match the match. I got all the
leaving.
Don't don't don't just yet. I'm 11.
Okay, sounds good.
Hmm.
It's really good coconut perms to
move around channels and then.
Yeah, I did. And then when this guy joins
to tell me he's gonna hear you did
MFAM room three.
MFAM.
Peanut got fucking lagged. IRL bro.
He literally just said that.
No, well, yeah.
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
including this.
Fuck you, Tim.
He's in a very subtle situation!
Bro's on dial up bro.
Okay, okay.
Don't make me come in my eyes.
I'm gonna put a hat on him.
I'm in the middle of a groan right here.
Uh, oh.
Okay guys, on my team I can cook it up.
Levin and the Seed Cypher.
Are you balding?
No, I'm balding.
I'm just trying to get a moment right now.
So I'm getting an awkward space.
With the bald man, let's be very clear.
Oh, yeah, I got no problem.
Did we join already?
No, I don't know.
Did we join already?
No, we're not.
Are we ready?
I'm going to have Lemon.
Lemon.
Lemon.
Yes, yes.
What's, uh, I don't know, a team or are you thinking about joining?
Lemon, Lemon is already on my team, the Green Team, again.
That's got it.
Now, he hasn't decided.
Let him decide for himself.
Lemon, let me tell you something.
The Green Team will cherish you.
The Green Team will uphold you.
They will lift you up.
They will take time to get to know you.
Go ahead and join me, boys.
You are not just an instrument of the Green Team's will.
You are part of Green Team.
Is Green Team pro bird?
They are pro bird, yes.
They have a Green Team.
Black, green, black, green, black!
You're a black, you're a black.
They join, they join.
They join, join, join, join, join, join, join!
They are hard or hard.
What color am I on?
Green, green, green, one kind of question is like,
green forever!
I'm joining right now.
I can't I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm backing out. I backed out.
I'll pick whether you guys would be okay.
Ready?
Is everybody ready?
Is everybody ready?
Is everybody ready?
All these voices I don't have you on my steam bro
You judge what else it does at me you can
Do you mean for me to get in one?
You be weiner
What?
Do I?
Wait, I can't tell you, huh?
What the fuck?
You're joining me, cuz I'm joining me!
Join me!
Say she put me in.
Can you pick my draft order for fantasy?
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'll invite you guys to my venue right now.
I'm stressed out.
I'm just inviting Mr. Merckx.
I'm just inviting Mr. Huntz.
I'm just inviting Mr. Coconut.
No, you can't invite.
I'm just inviting Mr. Ross.
I'm stressed out.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we just go back to Hustler?
We can't, yes.
Wait, hold up, wait.
Who hushed to you?
There's too many people talking.
I'm just kidding.
Join in.
Join in.
Join in.
Join in.
Join in.
I bet you're the same game as me.
I'm not even gonna join you.
I am.
I am.
I am.
Join in.
I'm pretty good.
Hold on.
I think we should.
Join in.
Join in.
Join in.
Join me.
Everybody, everybody.
Everybody doing it.
Everybody doing it.
Good job, boys.
We did it.
We did it.
the green team you deserve to be on the green team oh my god oh my god you don't deserve to be on
the green team you don't it's not that catchy but you don't deserve to be on the green team
i'm on red i'm on red fuck you okay all right oh you lucky lucky green boys
Welcome to the squad, right?
Yeah, we won last round.
These guys suck.
Don't worry, these other guys, they're poop butthole.
Which one's the poopiest of all of them?
Red. Red is the poopiest of all of them.
They're poop butthole syphilis.
I'm stuck.
Join my helicopter. This guy's named a 16,000 hour automobile.
No, don't leave without me. Don't leave without me. Don't leave without me.
I'm coming out. I'm coming out. I'm coming out. I'm coming out.
Go, go, go.
I'm out of the end. I'm out of the end.
Is there any end?
We've trained 24Ks here. What the hell?
dude there's a ton of streamers in this in this game that are not in our discord
what the fuck is your streamers in the game?
meiko infinite and d324k are involved in this lobby
meiko!
meiko!
meiko!
why are you cussing with me?
what? you went in the helicopter?
no!
why not?
you guys fucking what?
I'll drive this car I guess
wait are you...
broga you in the helicopter?
pilot the the glass window is the front part
oh yeah
this guy might be crazy be careful
He's had one too many modellos.
Yeah, one too many modellos.
150%.
150% speech humans.
I could still be like a son of a...
Right on this brand.
But he's real loose.
He's gonna get...
What a fly-side design.
That's what we've been drinking.
And then I'm driving his son right now,
fellas, make sure you all drive fast,
suckin' your eyes.
He's been countin' his tax.
One KV's to go back to.
One...
Very good, I've been!
And then he's to my get-
One fucking point good, I've been!
Good, I've been!
$50
That's right, right?
You already got my sign up heated we are cooking we are cooking boys. Oh
Baby, baby. Are you guys already a shotgun? What are you doing? And peanut? I'm ready back to my
Dvd. Lean is at level 11
How's the spray guns in this game P? The spray guns? Yeah like those guns. The machine guns.
I've got a machine gun.
I really like sniping this game right now. It's really fun.
This is your piece of crap.
Because we're all in the hot show but there's no enemies.
Yeah, it's kind of quiet here.
He's kind of quiet.
I'll be there in 10 minutes, guys.
I'm driving this car.
Why would you do that?
I see him.
He's coming in hot.
He's coming in hot.
I see him.
I'm taking the scene.
I'm coming in.
I know what it is.
It's just coming in.
Hell, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I got the tequila right here, boy.
Me and the boys are the way to the vicar store.
I
Broke you see what yet? Yeah, it's me. I mean we just stay in the hot job, right?
That's great, that's great. Hey, how you doing?
Oh, okay. Okay, so the whole place there was completely clear and then five guys came out of nowhere like they were doing the Harlem Shake and absolutely obliterated me.
Mr. Road, can you hear me?
Yeah, so I was close to coming to the P and then I jumped out the car going in and I died.
Come on in boys, come on in!
Come on in boys, come on in!
I need help, I need help, I'm down, I'm down!
I'm gonna get ya, I'm gonna get ya!
Watch out watch out!
Broke, Broke, I need help!
Oh my god, what is this?
Ray! Ray help!
I'm back in boys!
What the hell?
There's a thousand of us still over here!
That's I was dying I was dying do a quick reset yeah
We think what do you think the reason I
Cannot leave all of us just died right there
We did not a certain dominance we did not a certain dominance on the other team guys
We did not strike me
I got shut out the parachute. I've come back boys
I
Laugh, I'll find out a cop draw flies over there. I bought what I bought it
Yeah, guys, did you guys give me some money? I can't buy anything. No
You can fuck yourself get that look out there. You can beat it with your hands
Come on. Come on. Go good
Don't you know you ever seen a perfect J-hook?
It's one of the most elite
helicopter techniques and I will be attempting it first
Here live. I'll be attempting it for the first time here live on stream
Where's your parachute?
The J-hook!
Locked in, boys! Locked in!
Yeah, you gotta land this bird!
Don't worry, the J-hook in specialty is landing!
Watch, watch and learn, boys!
Wait, what's the J-hook? What's that called?
It's an instantaneous landing!
You go from 200 miles per hour to zero miles per hour!
How do you go upside down?
I know what a left hook is. That's my dad.
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
Here we go. Here we go, boys.
You're ready to witness the J-hunter.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
So, I'm not...wait.
Oh, shit.
Okay, it didn't really go all that well.
We're still alive, though. We're still alive. That's what matters most.
That's what matters most.
Oh, man, you're doing pretty good.
We're still alive.
Get his lettuce right here
Wait wait wait, I see what you're cooking
I see what you're cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking
Oh fuck
I got you cookin' I got you cookin'
I got you cookin'
Help me, help me
Help me papa
We're cooking, we're cooking
I don't wanna cook
This is our tower now, bitches!
Lock it boys!
There's a hundred bad people down below us, a hundred of them.
Where did he go?
The whole enemy team is under us right now!
A tower?
The redblows, redblows to the tower!
They'll be really important to pick you up while we get squashed
Hey coconut you can raise your mom you can raise your mom talk to me
Good morning and well wishes to you
Slip the slur into his war dogs intro today. No, no, I need
I'm killing a bunch of them down below. I'm gonna kill a bunch of them. You go down there and chill the weapons. Yeah, okay, okay
Okay
And P look at me if they come up here
Stupid bitch
Why you want to why are you one are you serious?
Why are you one out right now?
Fuck you! Oh shit, there's another one!
We got a human here!
Can you give my idiot friend?
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh shit! Oh, shoot! I shot! I shot!
I'm not dead! I'm not dead! Don't mange!
I'm pinching on you!
You can't get back in the middle of the desert.
Slow down!
I might feel gay guys.
I'm not.
I'm on the way to hell.
I'm watching the sides, Mr. Ramco.
I'm watching the sides.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh.
What the hell is going on?
Cook it up, cook it up, grab your bandages, cook it up.
Cook it up, grab your bandages, right here on the ground.
Yeah, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving.
I dropped them for you, I dropped five for you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
We can check, we can check, we can check from the north-west, go the way!
I get it!
I'm here with that bloke, I can't be able to go!
Got him, he's about to open aid!
Nice, nice, nice!
Oh shit!
Get me out of the cabinet, get me out of the cabinet!
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking!
Good.
Okay.
Did you see any more cookbooks this way?
Oh my god, this jackass type of rifle. We can't even peek the west side
It will it will yes 100% I'll tell you what though the hot zone is very hot right now
Mr. Noco
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit no code jump out the tower and I'm
getting sniped yeah I don't I don't know how to get down here man
You go another ladder, go another ladder!
Dude.
I went down, I went down, P.
These snipers...
They sniked at me!
You don't deserve to have a broad line!
Oh my God!
These snipers already went two hours into the game!
We had two hours into the game!
Holy crap, holy crap!
Do not have kids, do not have kids!
Oh my...
Okay, okay.
They're not gonna get along.
you can't keep using the cyber rifle I'm gonna I'm gonna innovate you I'm gonna
Oh, MP9, MP9.
Did AMP9?
No, yeah, AMP9.
I don't know how to play it.
It's all an MP9.
I think.
I'll get you some heli.
That's right.
I'll get you some heli.
I'll get you some noscope for a 50.
I
Close to them are you
They're moving with the zone now, there's still some over here though. I'm on the way. I'm a blade, but I'm running right into the zone
I think there's a hot zone. There's it's loaded with bad gas
Absolutely
I'm coming in hot boys I'm coming in hot
look at where's the enemy where's the enemy oh they're right in front of me a
whole truck just dropped above drop them out that's your job lady I'm letting
stuck the lady was that the famous j-hook that's the famous j-hook that's the
famous j-hook I just did sir j-hook he did I'm in the zone with the zone come on
I'll come to you. Come come come come come. Protect me protect me
I'm getting for it now
George move it boys we have to keep up with it
We're winning right now
Yeah, I'm trying to get 11.
Yeah.
One more to your right, I believe.
Three left, if you look at this game.
I do a quick headshot reset.
I'm hopping in the house.
Yeah
Yeah, there's a five
Whatever
Yeah, I don't even know what you are easy nice words
You know, I bet they dropped him off
oh you killed them you killed our boy I see a sniping no don't got that guy don't
got that guy it hurts sniping with a good sniper oh helicopter drop off again
Let's go right to the hot dog all the time. I like up there. Yeah, let's do this
We're gonna
Oh, I I'm gonna show you a real
J-hook
Whatever you reason, I love the door.
Not even the fucking driver.
Well, I'm a fucking driver.
Are you okay, since I'm this side here?
I know how to do this.
Perfect, perfect.
Okay, get in here.
I'm gonna get in this thing right now.
Trust me, guys, trust me.
Let me know when you're in.
Are you guys in?
Where at?
We're in, we're in.
I'm in, I'm in.
All right.
What is that guy seeing?
Oh yeah, 100%.
No, 100%.
100%.
His name is Landmark.
He's on Twitch, known cheater.
Very known cheater guys.
Ooh.
I heard he kicks small animals too.
Shit.
Spread the word.
Spread the word guys.
I heard he likes cheating and kicks small animals.
Just letting you know.
Just be careful.
Be careful out there.
All day on this one.
Let me get it right over.
You guys want parachutes, right?
That's right.
You guys are on the right side.
It's all lomsite.
Sorry.
I think I could still do it though.
Let me get a little bit of speed.
And we look at at me man
Yeah, this is the MP9 oh
Okay, what's that you got on that red dot? It's the next one after that this was way cooler
Yeah, this I don't really like my side. It's like kind of in your face. Yeah, I know you can't sleep when you ain't
Any kids so much move the side. Okay on the count of three everybody say do a barrel one two three
Oh my god! Oh my god, we?
Oh my god!
I told you.
Did you see that big Chicago?
Incredible.
Incredible.
Incredible.
Yeah.
Alright boys.
We're going right over the hot sun and everybody's going to jump right out, okay?
Run away!
Run away!
Yeah!
Hop out, hop out!
I'm going up, I'm going up!
I'm not going to try that anymore.
Hey, where we going?
Where we dropping, boys?
Right on the crate.
I'm down, down, down.
How long you hurt from that? What the hell?
Oh, it's the best landing ever. I know it's super soft.
What are you doing, T? What are you going?
I don't know. I don't know. We gotta go to the hot zone.
Where is the hot zone? Oh, we gotta be in the zone!
We jumped out way too soon. What the hell are we doing over here?
Shit.
I'm running over. I'm running over.
It's an mp9 spray gun you really haven't played any game other than russ in the last ten years
This gun is probably an every major shooter that's come out the last ten years
You can press press B once and then press B again you can see the bottom right makes your own full auto
No, all the three bullets should be white and that means you're in full auto
Got it got it
A one-time use we think or is it double? It's one time to one time. I don't know about the sport one though
Maybe it's for the most time
Oh
By the rock by the rock we say he's it is that he's that he's that
Moving to the down
What are the times over here? I mean, I mean, I mean
Shit
Get the fuck done to me!
Holy shit!
I'm already gonna lose it on these snipers.
I'm already gonna lose it. I'm already gonna lose it.
I'm already gonna lose it.
I'm gonna lose my mind on these snipers.
I'm gonna lose my mind on these snipers.
My guy is probably scrolling on TikTok.
The old dude, oh my god!
Oh, the Spider-Man trend.
Oh, dude.
Oh, the harm-shake.
Oh, the whip and the nae-may.
And then he gets off TikTok for two seconds to fuck my ass!
I
Take us out there boss take us out there
Just just just us
Y'all ready where we have that sever that's ready. It's waiting. We gotta lock it. We gotta lock it
Oh
Oh, I think I got hit by the helicopter.
I'm back, I'm back.
I think I got hit by the helicopter.
I'm here, I'm here, I think there's just one.
I think there was a last one.
I'm really upset, I think there's just one.
It's using the mini guns.
I think we're good, I think we're good.
Catch them, I think there's just one of them.
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, punched inside there!
Help me, please!
Help me!
Help me, please!
Help me!
Help me, please!
Help me!
We're about to get the 6th point and we're about to start winning.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The butt hole is very nice.
Sweet butt hole, sir.
The whole squad dropped to the east.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yeah
We'll miss it, but they read
I'll have it that'll have it bars red needs a medical
Can you pick me up, please? I don't have any more money.
Who's it?
No!
Where did you get sight from?
I didn't get sight. I fell and broke my legs.
Help!
Help!
Bro, can you come with me?
Yeah, I can.
It's slippery.
Slippery, slippery.
I'll get revived, I'll get revived.
Okay, okay, I'll get revived.
Oh, it's Slavik, it's Slavik.
It's Slavik, it's Slavik.
It's Slavik, it's Slavik.
Oh my God, that's Slavik.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
We're back.
We're gonna live forever.
I
Also, you know what you're doing they're all out it was they're all about us
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back up. I'm back up. I'm going to go.
What's that? What's that? What's that shot?
Oh, God. Oh, God. Come on, man. Come on, man.
Oh, fuck, I'm getting tired!
I'm not done!
Oh, shampoo please!
Oh, we're back, we're back!
Thank you, shampoo, thank you, shampoo!
Never gonna die! Never gonna die!
Never gonna die!
I- I- I- I- I- You're a mind-bind, you're a mind-bind, you're a mind-bind!
We need to see that!
Oh, he's- he's moth!
Oh, you guys got needed?
Really?
Oh, it's your first clout?
Heh heh heh.
I would've never known if there was a-
Huh?
I- I have to figure that out, huh?
Really?
Are you sure?
You don't want to double check?
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
They double-checked me.
What are the numbers for me one more time?
I
Need to
I'm on station the back of police. I'm taking you so
Okay, hold on and you got one guy
And he said all right all right reset reset to the grind back to the grind back to the grind
That's we need defense. We need deep names asap
How did you get the D-Fib? You said you have to do the MP9 to...
You play with all SMGs. It levels up your medical and you get level 11.
D-Fibs are the most OP thing. You really gotta get them. You really gotta get them.
Alright, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
This is a weird backpack.
Everybody need a ride
I'm gonna go
I really have a lot of body anymore
Okay, but I don't want to
Listen, I'll get a helicopter
Some of my coming, some of us are rather neat, you see what I'm saying?
I think it's fine.
No, it's rad, it's rad.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm big boys, I'm big.
No, he died, the guy resting me dead, I think.
I think I'm not sure.
Don't you worry, don't you worry, we'll be able to come into it right now, okay, bye.
I'm coming out of the house, man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I'm coming out, I'm coming out, I'm coming out.
I'll see you later.
I'm coming, I'm coming out, I'm coming out.
It's a guy in your bottom floor, his blood is, he's just wearing a bottom floor.
Okay, okay.
Nice.
This guy.
This guy.
This guy.
Okay, if you make a cut.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
Is everybody here on parachute?
Yeah, we have parachute.
Okay.
Alright, this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna jump right over the hot zone and I'm just gonna let the same crews to do
a mountain.
We all hop out, okay?
Oh, yeah.
That's a good job.
Okay.
Okay, we're coming in hot.
Don't you worry, boss.
We are coming in hot.
We are coming in hot.
We're not in hot.
We're gonna do juicy.
Do you still need help?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm just gonna pick up.
I'm just gonna do the hot.
Go there.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
3...2...1...JUMP!
Okay, I'm good.
Uh, sniper to the 10.
I can't get raised right here somewhere near us.
Sorry about that, Red.
Disgulation.
The numbers, they were a little off.
They were a little off.
I can't remember them down.
Don't forget to check your pilot, guy.
I have two resuscitated, if you want to pick them up.
I'll just, I'll just fight you in the whole fashion.
Don't worry much.
Alright, behind us.
I like candies anyways.
Thank you.
No problemo boys!
Hey!
Oh you got my bandages?
Yeah, if you come in from the road you should know to flank them.
It's a heli coming down here too.
We're in hodja, we're in hodja right now.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh, please, don't!
Oh, please!
Where's the other one? Go at this one!
Yes!
I'm alive!
I'm alive forever!
Oh, God!
You need that as well?
Oh, hello, sir.
Are you healing?
Yeah, I'm healing.
I'm healing.
I'm healing.
Oh, are you able to eat I'm not
Stop windows
Haha, good job!
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
Can we make the silicone? That should be okay.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Ah, got you Mr. Bugs.
Fuck.
God damn.
The hard zone. The hard zone is coming. The hard zone is coming.
The boot team is getting putty down. Get the hard zone ASAP.
Shit.
Oh!
I
Need a deep in I'm just passing so many brothers on the battlefield. I said it once been ten minutes rubbing my hands together
Fun as that sounds
Okay, we're back in
Yes, sir, yes, sir
And just back eyes in this warehouse next week
I just killed the one that was in my way else, but they're definitely nearby guys
I think red team and blue team are getting points. That means they've got to have people in the hot zone. No doubt
Yeah, there should be a bunch of blue people. Oh, they're at this tower right here red and blue tower
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna die
Actually, oh, no, no, no, they're shooting my parachute. Yeah
I
When you're done with him, I can do some medical assistance.
No, okay, you gotta stop doing what permission to touch you!
Of course, of course!
Squeeze my nipples verbatimously!
Do you have an entrance or not?
Yeah, there's a door right here.
Yeah, there's a...
No, they like built this bitch up, holy shit.
That's red TV-TV, you can't let him win, we can't let him win.
Thank you.
But don't you worry, don't you worry.
We gotta, I hope it's gonna get to the 100, he's happy.
Okay, okay.
What the fuck?
Somewhere right here on the bridge, like somewhere here.
What?
What the hell was that?
Mr. Dragon, have Pb just killed me!
I almost loaded.
I gotta get on the bridge.
I'm gonna fuck you, I'm gonna fuck you.
I'm gonna fuck your ass.
How do I make sure my guys loaded, bro?
If you look at the bottom right, you'll see a mag that's like a 2D rendering of how much ammo you have.
I am here. I'm not scared.
I am a boy!
Yeah, yeah.
We got to get, we got to get the Hodge on ASAP guys. Blue team and Red team are getting too many points.
We got to go, we got to go, we got to go, we got to go, we got to go, we got to get in the zone.
I got, I got team a four head Hodge on now.
I
I'm kicking all you goodies, I'm kicking all you goodies.
I'm kicking all you goodies.
Fucking hell, the hell.
I'm right up the roof.
What are you doing?
Don't worry soldier, don't worry, I'll get him.
He shot me from below on the bench.
Help me, help me please.
Oh my god.
He's the fucking meat grinder over here boys.
Bring it up.
You got Nick, you got Nick.
I'm gonna go back down and work my way back up to you.
Okay.
I'm gonna stand in the back of the forest, so I gotta like reset.
Kill me, kill me now!
Kill me now!
Kill me right now!
Is he right next to me?
I'll kill myself.
I'll be right there guys.
I'll be right there.
Guys, we are gonna lose this.
We are gonna lose this.
We are gonna lose this.
We gotta get that hot dog ASAP.
We have to get that one.
Go see D-Fast.
I'm just talking all kinds of shit right now.
What did you really say?
As you believe you really say horrible things about all of us how we shouldn't even be gamer. Oh my god
I air move on screaming. Oh god. Oh, no, you tell me that isn't true. Tell me that isn't true
I'm gonna go talk to him. I'm gonna go tell him what's what will give him a piece of my mind. Give him a piece of your mind
I will
We got a whole team underneath this now boys and you guys I just want to say win or lose it's a great game guys
I'm glad to be here with you guys today. We're all gamers. What a great time
Small animals yes, you do yes you do fuck all of you
I think saying 24 is it called the key hook because you probably might survive
What a hundred percent to moderate I am the best pilot in world I'm right now
I
I'm hopping out for it!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I see you coming, I'm coming by the gate.
Do you know where the enemy is?
Yeah, they're on the roof of our building, looking at us through the glass roof.
He's on my floor peanut somewhere.
I'm moving up a little bit.
We unlock smokes coconut
Landmark got me landmarker. That's got to kick small animals
Oh
Mr. Crypt Keeper, Mr. Crypt Keeper!
I'm nearly there, but...
Are these coming to Ryla's?
Nice one.
How easy.
If you kill Crypt Keeper, you guys can punch.
You'll let Crypt Keeper...
I've got landmarks.
Is there a way to get in the car?
Yeah, here we go.
Also, you can use the Rift to shoot into the building.
We got someone in front.
Oh, it's Mr. Erie Pete!
We're good, we got you, we got you.
Mr. Erie!
Mr. Erie Pete, Mr. Erie Pete, help me!
Help! Help me, please!
Don't help Landmark, he kicks small animals, he kicks small animals, and he's cheating, he's cheating!
Where's Landmark's body? Where's Landmark's body at?
Stay down, soldiers.
Thank you.
We got to get that shot we got to get that shot ASAP
What that is yeah, let's put let's just push down in all together. Let's move it into the job boy
Got it
Yeah
Got type up boy
Packet little bit of packing a little bit of packing
Oh
Please god!
Alright, I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. No thank you. No thank you. I'll not say any other god for Temple of Mages. No thanks.
Lock it in boys! Lock it in!
You back at base?
Excellent landing sir! Excellent landing!
One more, one more, one more, one more!
You're one.
I'm out!
Thank you.
Yes, sir!
What's the matter?
I'm re-insult, re-insult, boys!
Oh my God, I don't think I know...
Who's flying to save you?
No, we're full, I mean, I'm full!
We're full, we're full!
No, let's go, let's go!
Oh, it's nice and quiet, this.
Go!
Get in the game, dude, listen!
Oh, wait.
We're going right to you guys.
Sir?
You guys, you guys, you guys, Red Team already lost control of the circle.
They're not pulling anymore.
Can't see that
Oh
We're losing, we're losing the red.
Losing, we're losing the red.
If we cannot lose the red,
I should take this three chains and hop over this
just go and chat with you, we won't hear the end of it.
Oh God, we can't have that.
We can't have that, we can't have that, boys.
We gotta get out of that warehouse.
There's no point fighting.
Yeah, we're not even in the zone.
Fuck him, we're out of the warehouse, we're mavin'.
I'm jumping out of the house, right now,
jumping out of the house.
That is a weird tower, though.
I'm going in!
I'll be right there.
Oh yeah, this is the red tower, uh-oh.
Oh my god, there's a thousand minutes for me a thousand reds
Ten thousand reds and I won't make a difference
Shit they just they better my bones just a little bit, but I'm fine
Oh shit, oh, he's there
I
You gotta get the show they have 48 people in the show that means there's like a hundred guys right here next to us
Lemon
This is a ton of guys right on top of us
Only 99 more to go jump like jump like I would go reaction other side other side other side
I know I know we're on him we're on him we're in the circle with him
This is one of the other side of the bridge
Locking
Because I have no cover right here. We got to get inside like some kind of village or something
Holy fucking shit. There's not everywhere around me boys. Yeah, I feel like if I run across the bridge it's toast
We're lowering the number so they only have 32 left to the zone
I think my teammates gonna try to get me
What we're at the other side of the brakes both of reds
I got one got one
No, what's going?
Another one another one
I'm going to reload
Hold the line boys on the line
Other side of the bridge you guys
I'm scared
Don't be scared, pop the bridge with it
We got a cross peanut. We have to cross sides for hotline.
I'm gonna pack these two bags. I'll be right there.
I don't think I can cross this bridge.
Shoot us.
Can you go see the water? Yeah, don't do it next to the bridge.
Try not to go south.
I'm here. I don't see anybody yet.
I'm going for it. Go, go, go!
Tower, tower might snag us. Be careful.
Tower, tower might stand, just be careful.
There was a yellow neck warbler.
Mr. Cat, Mr. Cat, yes.
Got another one, got another one.
Heal it up, heal it up.
We're doing the red resources, the only one left.
Oh my god guys you're behind me. They played this. They played this. They played this up and down.
Help! Oh wait, please God!
Help me, help me!
Guys, we're about to all die. I think this is actually a go back situation. I think it's a resets situation.
I use the reset situation. I think this is rounding out our last two guys here.
And we only got one guy left.
Yeah, he's dead. Reset situation.
Oh, guys, we took down a ton of Rans. We took down a ton of Rans. That was good. That was good.
Those fucking Rans? Those don't even Rans!
We'll make a pay!
We got 25 people in the zone, blue eyes 20, and we're losing, we're losing this, we're losing this bad.
We gotta get everybody in that zone. Guys, right to the zone, right to the zone.
They're right to the zone. 100%, 100% right to the zone.
I'm sorry now, I'm sorry.
This is a lot of people.
I'm sorry.
You gotta sit in there, Samu.
You gotta sit there, Samu.
Get in there, Samu! Get in there!
Let me... let me... let me...
Let me... let me... let me...
I promise you one of your famous...
Apple- Apple pies that you like to bake.
If you get your cement in secret.
What if you land a suddenly, I promise to give you one of my...
...local, famous pumpkin pie?
Apple pie, apple pie!
He's a allergic to pumpkin pie, idiot!
I'm doing it!
I promise you an apple pie!
What are we doing? What are we doing? We're trying to lose it!
There never was any apple pie! See you later!
Come on, up on the ground, up on the ground!
Go, go, go!
Alright, right behind you.
Get the pilot coming for us!
Oh
There's a guy spanking his bean in the bushes
I'm gonna how you feel it. I feel good
I'm dead all right reset reset. We should all just be snipers. We don't live on again
Who's Landmark and the Bush?
Oh my god.
Landmark stop spanking your meat in the bush pal!
No wrong guy, wrong guy, wrong guy, Jack!
I got a- I just want to view it until I knock the next one.
Yeah, you keep it where they have it.
Go, go, go!
I'm reporting Landmark again, I'm reporting Landmark again.
You see, you see, you see any like six-mile animals?
The water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water!
The water, the water, the water, the water!
Wait, hold on, wait.
Fuck this guy, again.
Do you like that?
Or do you like that?
Look, it works, look, it works, look.
All right same thing as last time at this time we need to watch the
landmarkers in those things 100% that's just natural habitat that's where he lives
guys we are losing this so so bad we need to get in that zone
you know what's crazy is it started with 31 points
I
Get that joint and hold it
If we get like five of us in that zone and just start killing bruised reds reviving each other
We can do this especially if you like that. I'd like to be fit this round. I don't know how much I might be close
I
We be in super duper serious
We be in so fucking serious that guy's got the whole sky
The whole sky the whole sky
And we just a fender bender. Are you serious?
It's not going to end yet!
Hey, do we die?
Wait, hold on.
I killed myself.
Yeah, we're all fucking dead.
Okay.
Alright, I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to kill myself.
That guy might be semen.
That guy could be semen.
It's a very good chance.
What was the parents?
Uh, I ran.
Are you guys dying?
I'm gonna wait for you. Yeah, yeah, I'll be up here. Let me wait.
Hey, get away from that helicopter. Get away!
Get away! Get away!
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Everybody in. Everybody in. Oh, God.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna quickly just... I don't... don't drop a cent.
Excellent. Oh, I think I heard a rocking coming.
I'm gonna quickly just get back in there.
I'm gonna quickly just go there without me.
We're going to go upside down and when I say drop, you drop, all right?
We're holding the hot zone.
If we hold the hot zone, I will buy each one of you a 1999 Ford Mustang.
Okay?
You hear me?
You want a Ford Mustang?
You want a Ford Mustang?
It's going to be a 5.0 Ford Mustang, but you're going to buy it.
I heard my stain but you gotta be in the hot zone!
I'm not in the hot zone!
You're out!
Okay?
Send this out and I'm getting my stain easy!
Maybe this is the last one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, close it! Get in here!
Read in your heart!
Close it, close it! We're the MFAM!
We're the MFAM!
Uh, uh...
Turn up turn up turn up turn up
Hotchastur's welcome in the red the red
I must answer the question
No pleasure no cloth
All right okay T-minus
Twenty seconds
T-minus
Fifteen seconds
How can it boys lock it in
I don't want to do a little taxi
I don't understand
How can
Oh shit what the fuck
What
Dina! I've been telling us you didn't jump!
I wasn't listening!
I gotta let you be a little...
Oh my gosh...
Thank you, sir!
I was spiritually connected with my bugulators!
I'm gonna... Listen, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. All right, stay there. Stay there.
Okay. I'm gonna get you. Okay. I'm gonna get you.
Okay. I was... I was spiritually connected with my bugulators. I was... I was listening. I was listening.
Sir, I'm gonna spiritually connect you right now. Oh, shit. I'm not gonna... Okay.
Okay, not... You know what? I'm not gonna be a spiritual connected.
I'm coming in
That was
I mean, yeah, I think that's a fuck you guys Jesus Christ. Oh my god. All right. All right. All right
We said we said we're going back like we said we're going back. Oh
Oh my god, you broke the bike after that
I'm just gonna have to scavenge off of the reason.
I'm just gonna go.
Oh guys, we're gaining points.
We're gaining points.
We're not getting to lead.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Everybody at the blackhawk.
Everybody at the blackhawk.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, we just lost that one.
No, no, no, we're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
No, no, no, no.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Did we actually get it?
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Hop in, hop in, hop in.
Okay.
The blackhawk is huge.
Oh man, oh man, let's go.
Oh, we can't find a lot more guys.
I bet you can't, you slut.
You got to put a slight, you got to put a slight.
You riding on the blackhawk today, buddy.
You riding on the blackhawk today.
I don't want you in town!
No, no, no!
Shake it down the road!
And I'll be your face!
Some lead on!
Are we jumping in a restaurant?
Is there another patient? Yeah, yeah, we're jumping.
Except for...
I go, I go, you can have the suits with me.
Alright? Press O and switch seats.
I
Did you take control
Actually did not make it either not take control of that helicopter
I know there's a guy right here, there's a guy right here.
Get to the watch, get to the watch.
I'll get you, get to the key.
Three times!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
I just felt it was gas right in front of me.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Oh my god.
Oh!
You know where I was, I'm trying to catch up to you.
He's standing over my dead cause he's dead.
We're a firing.
Did you get a bunch of as much right here help
That's guys we're losing points. Yeah, we're losing points. Blue is getting through the game. We got to get that circle
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
You're a good man. You're a good man.
As we are in that hot zone, we gotta get over there.
This way boys, this way.
I got you, I got you.
That's much, much, much.
You go and see me.
You just died?
Oh, you're a blue guy. Fuck you. What the hell?
I would never revive someone like you, pal!
You disgust me! You disgust me!
You're nothing but a dirty blue!
Dirty blue.
I'm gonna come on your back!
To the hot zone!
Grow them head right through your watch!
There's just too many reds in the hot zone right now. They got 33 guys.
I'm gonna be on me. I just have to shut up. I'm gonna sleep.
Was I even near the hot zone? I was trying to get close to it, but it's...
I'm good. I didn't start to figure out the game, boys. I'm figuring it out.
Oh, you understand it now. I'm learning.
Oh, my God. His mind is expanding at a rate incomprehensible.
Oh
Don't learn too much it'll hurt
What are we doing guys we seriously sitting at corners jacking our meat let's be so for real right now guys
What are we doing?
Are we smacking it here guys?
Where's the lotion bottle I'm restricting your lotion
My team is full of cop chair cosplayers, and my team is fucking LeBona Mike Gorillaz!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
What is going on?
LeBona Mike?
Okay, alright.
In this game, can we spawn in anywhere else?
No, we only spawn on home base.
Or we can spawn to the right side of the vendor.
There's the laptop back.
We're responding on like our TVBC every 10 minutes.
But right now our TVBC is actually like,
I think it's probably still something to care about.
Got it, okay.
This is really like a,
we roll this type of TV.
We have like a whole bunch of players.
Come on in, come on in.
I'm coming out in.
DigGigBiz.com.
DigGigBiz.com.
41 people in Zoomer now, boys.
They have to be out there.
We have, guys, we got to take this over.
No, we're not good. We are not good. You just have to go to red zone and kill like 10 red guys
That's it and then we're gonna suck a point
I need to lock it need to lock it right now. We can't let hutch win
I'm gonna go try to try to mess with them. I'm gonna go try to mess with them
it's like a lot of you shoes and you shoes and time
wait okay oh that should delay them
I delayed it I delayed it for five minutes
is all of my shoes my fleet
you're the hot dog boy
no faster I'm gonna fly
I'll give you a hand down with the job
I can see his shoes. No, that's why it's a believable lie for the next five minutes. We figure out how to get an angle on his shoes
Maybe like lifting up his poop or something
And we strike
And we strike the hot dog
Yeah, we got the boys here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here
You drop on the shoulder the other one's with you coming the way for the northeast you hold up you're up and you're ready
Guys, you're pushing for the darkness! Light of them, light of them!
Eh!
I should really help in one second.
Because they have a little room over here.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
The hell?
I just got shot.
What?
Oh my god, fucking I can't get out of here.
Fuck yeah.
Got him!
Goddamn!
I'm dead, oh my god, they're everywhere.
I'm going in pick me up
Hey, I got too much, I got too much!
Is he out?
He's out, he's out, he's out, he's out.
Going, going!
Oh no, there's two more enemies, there's two more enemies from behind.
Oh, you got one more rope?
Oh no!
I'm not flying.
Oh, shit, you got two, got two, got two!
Oh, shit!
I'm at four, help me, I'm gonna heal up, I'm gonna heal up!
Lock in boys, lock in!
This is good though.
Red's not winning right now.
Another one, another one!
I'm killing so many Reds, I'm killing so many Reds.
I gotta pack bags.
I've been trying to make a play for you, okay?
Get ready, get ready, get ready.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
You should have been built!
You should have been built!
You should have been built!
We need to fucking leave them!
We need to fucking leave them!
We need to fucking leave them!
We're getting fucked out there!
These motherfuckers.
They're pulling it, they're pulling it!
They're pulling it, Red Team's pulling it again!
That's where it's shown on.
It's over, it's over.
Did we get?
No, no, no.
the other bases yet we got a coordinate we got to do with the other team
there's a lot of time we have to keep up no no if what if maybe someone's been
collecting all the codes when you pull it in ours we will know what a little
of my medically oh god what do you need some of the things oh my god kill me
kill me kill me guys how do you take your level how do you take your medical
level oh guys I'm almost up with nine medic I should have defense my next
Huge
You have the deep in I think I have deep in my like 25% of the next game
No
You later
We're coming
Hunts, Hunts is too may be pulling it, but they are not smart enough to keep pulling it.
That thing's gonna be off that thing in 10 seconds.
10 seconds tops.
No, I bet you're turning the mood away.
No, what's up?
What's up?
Hiya.
What?
I'm sure in the next 30 seconds it will be.
Oh, bro, could you please pick me up or I just fucking die?
Fly down!
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
Where the hunch of mugs?
Where the hunch of mugs?
Put this on top of Red Tower!
Red tower number four.
Listen, listen, listen.
Our boys listen up.
Ron's gonna win this match.
And Hatch is too fat.
We're not gonna let them win.
We're gonna land right on that tower and kill them all.
This kid's fucking up.
Oh my God.
It's a good thing, but I'm just getting fucked right now.
We have a helicopter full of six guys.
We're gonna land right on top of red tower
and kill them all.
I'm surprised I can't.
I'm sorry.
He's probably on the base level.
And we're taking red tower.
We're taking red tower.
There should be like 20 guys there.
We gotta be careful if Tim and Hutch get into a tower together, they might go into a tower.
Oh, come on.
Let me be special.
Go, go, go, go!
Don't have any map.
Map retower, map retower!
Watch out!
Okay, wait, wait. Wait.
Hey,
I'm not going to win.
Shit, there's one mowing their lawn in there? What's going on?
Oh no!
Oh god!
This guy kicks small animals! This guy kicks small animals!
You will not revive me for a 1v1 melee dual.
You won't revive me for a 1v1 melee dual you won't do it!
You will not revive me for a 1v1 melee dual you won't do it you won't do it.
Your chicken!
Oh, Let me heal up, let me heal up, let me heal up!
We're having a battle, we're having a battle, this is what, okay, all right.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Should we do the wall?
And power down was that?
I tried.
I tried.
Somebody get me.
I was so brutal, he executed you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
No honor, no honor of the red team.
I knew the red team had no honor.
I knew the red team had no honor.
All of the actions of one speak to the many, bro.
No honor.
No honor
The friend team had honor and they would have I mean right now for melee battle
Oh guys moving away from the tower. He's so safe. This week is so serious game
Lemon you revive the upper right
My god
I tried to have an honorable battle.
I tried to have an honorable battle.
Next time! Next time, Mr. Landmine!
Next time, it's on!
It's on!
Oh, you got this. You got this. You got this.
You got this. Give me three.
Three, two, one.
You don't have a quick revive?
No. This guy doesn't have a quick revive.
This guy doesn't have a quick revive.
Hey, get out of the stream, dumbass!
You're on the other team!
I swear to God, I swear to God.
I swear to God. I swear to God.
I got 80 more seconds.
Think it's easier.
It's easier.
You want me to heal up?
I'm gonna heal up.
Why are you in front of us?
We go through this door.
We take down this whole tower together, okay?
I love it. I love it. I love it.
We're about to see tower 4, red tower, red tower.
We're going in, we're going in.
We're inside, we're inside!
I'm still-
He got you!
He's got you!
He's got you!
Go go go go go...
Go go go go...
They're gonna snag through the tower.
Save us a time.
Stop!
Get outta here!
No we're not, no we're not, we're part of the red team, I love red team!
No red team, no red team, no red team!
No red team, no red team!
Fuck his head!
I
Shoot him
By the way, you said that word good sir, I believe that would be you
Never heard that pronounced that way I lock it in guys lock it in
Windows
I
This is not for subtraction you will not revive me for a melee battle you won't do it you will not do it
You guys are fucking bullshit!
Yo, bottom of your monitor there's a button, turn it on!
That's not where my monitor button is, it's in the back man
Idiot
Got him. What an idiot
What an idiot
What an idiot
Mr. Red Mr. Red
We're safe we're safe
We're gonna switch right here for ya
I'm gonna bring you in the grave real quick
You'll be fine Mr. Red you'll be fine
Mr. Red you'll be trust
Mr. Red take me
That's just routine is stupid
No, they're all stupid people.
They're not moving.
I'm in the middle of a sorry guard.
You did it, you did it, you did it.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Thank you.
This way.
Alright, I think this is working out.
You guys are in the match.
Oh, that is a fancy little trick.
No, I was playing the other guy's fuck!
I got him! I got him!
Oh! Who's got that bush?
You should've used a crawler!
Use a crawler in the river!
Thanks for the money! Thanks for the money!
He died! He died! He died!
He died! He died!
If we use it with this! We use it with this!
It's still our game! It's still our game!
Okay.
All the zones getting contested.
Oh, Blue still has a clue.
Ah, perfect.
Perfect.
Excellent.
What?
Mr. Red!
Mr. Red!
Make it work! Make it work! Make it work!
We gotta keep killing Buid Ready, we gotta keep killing a lot of em'.
Ohhhh...
Mr. Coolo, Mr. Coolo!
You fought Valley at nearly misdirected.
You fought Valley, Lee, you're a good man!
Oh, and we lost Lee.
Oh my god, our tank is in the zone, we got our tank is in the zone, kill yourselves!
Get yourself killed yourself!
That's one on the tank if you guys can.
The tank is in...
I
Spotted the cake I'm gonna take
We're spying over I got like four guys bottom right now
You simply silly like a reward
Go get over you have much I'm flying back. I just got a chance of a lot of life
There's a computer to the right of where you buy weapons you can spawn on the tank right this out
No, what's it's fun. It's complicated. I'll just let you know for now when you can and which can and then I'll
You got your pants
feel comfortable taking time takes time to want to feel nervous
This is Robert's.
He's at North East.
Action, action, action.
Did that guy run down the hill?
Oh shit! I actually bolted a shot.
You see it?
Damn.
Pretty nice.
Oh
Oh
You tell the houses hold up hold up hold the line
Thank you say thank you say you might just say the whole game
We are we are we are we have a massive advantage with people right here
Mashes with the numbers.
I stopped speaking so that sounds like a lady flag or something.
What?
Help!
Help me, please, please, please.
Please, please, I have a family.
I've got a wife and two kids.
Roberto and Juan.
Oh my god that was Mr. Merckx. That was Mr. Merckx who killed me. That piece of shit, that piece of crap!
We are gaining. We are gaining. If we come back, we'll have a 95 point lead.
Imagine the Razzle Dazzle. Oh my goodness.
Oh, thousand now.
I just did thank you for having me today.
I'm packing a little bit back in.
Wait, I guess I think John moved.
I'm gonna go try the fireworks now.
That's gonna sound good.
I said back if we make.
Honestly, we have so many numbers,
we shouldn't jeopardize our cover for just the zone.
We have so many numbers.
We're at 36 and they only have 19 on blue.
Where are you guys at?
You guys like an
a nice move slowly to the zone. No need to rush. No need to rush. We have plenty more numbers.
Okay, they're actually near our PC right now. There's a lot of people, so we might need to start moving towards it.
We'll move towards it. We'll move towards it.
Who is this guy?
Nice, nice, nice.
Where are they?
What the fuck?
157, I said, you know that if you have Amazon Prime, you can just go back to your country.
Oh, no way!
No!
What?!
E-I-Q, no strapping.
Oh, no!
No, wait, what?
You say if you have Amazon Prime, you get a resub to the channel once a month?
What?
No!
What?
Are you serious?
Wait, did you just say if you have Amazon Prime?
You get a free sub one time per month and you can use right here the burpee to turn it away!
Are you serious?
No! Wait, hold on!
Wait, did you just... wait, no way you just send...
If you have an Amazon Prime account, you can use it right here one time per month free?
Wait, hold on, did you just... wait a second!
What a great day it is. What a great day it is.
Does he have 51 in the zone? We are cooking. We've got to keep everyone alive.
Oh, this is absolute cinema. Hit the cover, boys! Get the cover, quick,
quick, quick!
We might just do it boys, we might just pull it off!
Get the cover boys, don't be out of the open, we gotta keep this in gear, keep this in
gear!
We can have those little birds, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this, we
We got this, we got this!
Yeah, they're coming in.
They're not going up the deep low.
We got to fix this double sighting.
Do you see me a little bit there?
Yeah, I see you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice shot, nice shot.
Good work, good work.
Good job, Merch.
Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
Fuck you, merch.
Dang, who's that?
Th- there were no- there were no even close to us.
I'm looking at the windows, I see nothing.
Dude, I've never seen this kind of people on a zone before, by the way.
I've been DJing.
Oh no, no, no, it's far from GG, you guys. This can turn, this can turn.
Just keep everybody around your line.
I've got a unit of like ten guys on me
Just have them all just keep reviving each other. We gotta keep these up and down
This red team is gonna realize they're losing and they're gonna do the same thing we just did they're gonna make a big push
Renting might just call the tower back. Oh, you're right. What is the tower dude? It pulls the zone to it. Oh
Yes, if they do that, we have this we have to just stand outside of their tower
We are so locked in right now. It's funny
You can't park there!
Somebody get Ringo!
Somebody get Ringo!
I don't even know what to do.
I don't even know what to do.
I don't even know what to do.
Okay, back in second.
Back in second, back in second.
Everybody get to cover. Everybody get to cover.
We can't be out of the open like this.
We gotta keep these numbers on, boys.
Close, close, close.
Find cover find cover
Move back this way boys
Don't move it north uh south-west
Be on the ground scopers fucking scophers
As you see a lot of people landing over these buildings right here, it's like this everything
What is that thing?
Uh, uh, uh, east.
We're on the building.
East.
It's the road.
Get out of here!
How nice are you doing that?
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
George, move west.
George, move west.
Oh, red tank!
Red tank!
He's in the tank!
The hunt is in the tank!
That's hot!
Is it a tank?
We're pedigating.
We're pedigating.
And should be able to see four.
We got to see four.
We got to see four.
What, does anyone have to see four?
Anybody got to see four?
Anybody got to see four?
Anybody got to see four?
No sir, no sir.
I TOUCHED THAT TAKE!
I know I just need to get that take, get the take!
Who's really poppin' out of it?
There's a fat man in there!
Get off your arms, get off!
There's a missile that's even moving.
I'm just shittin' on you!
I'm not even coming back!
Hahaha!
Well can you help me out? I'm inside the wire tower. First board.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
We're losing numbers, we're losing numbers! We're losing numbers!
Fuck it, I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna spawn back out the tank!
Spawn back out the tank, spawn back out the tank!
No, I don't. Do you have...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Southeast, Southeast, Southeast!
Come back boys, come back! Our numbers are growing, they'll be given!
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
Oh wait, I see four crabs, dammit, dammit, I forgot!
Fuck.
Donut!
Exile, revive me Exile boys, revive me Exile, revive me Exile, revive me Exile.
Alright boys, as long as we keep the tank here, we're good.
Thank you good day, you're doing God's work!
He's gonna join our team. Sounds good?
Simply.
Super satellite on top of the respawn tank. Yeah, how many bullets does that take? Is that like actually a real span?
Or does it take like all your bullets?
Oh, God!
Guys, guys, we need someone to go back. There's still someone who has a tank spawn.
We had to blow up this red tank. That could actually invest the game.
the game. I can move the game right here. You have to shoot the antenna on top of the
EEC. Oh shit, landmarks in the warehouse. How much, how much do I have to shoot the
antenna for? I'm not sure. I think I'm gonna get today. I have no idea though.
You got him out of the way.
In this game I'm on your own, it's good!
I'm just gonna watch this race.
I'm just gonna watch this.
Nice G.
She's linty, G.
Oh
No, no, no, no.
I took four of those dirty rats with me boys.
If I'm going to the grave, then come into the grave with me.
Okay, we're talking okay, okay? Oh, yeah, see boy. See boy. See boy. Yeah, you see boy guys. I guess I
This how much you want us to take how much you want us to take me for me fuck it. I should like
Let's see for guys before and I gots a make
Are you on are you on height of building coconut?
I think so, yeah
I got PC for I've got PC for me guys
32 guys in the zone to the zone boys to the zone
Get your neighbors everybody
instagram us on instagram us on cousin instagram us on cousin son
this is it this is it
this is our moment
they will take sons of us
please
please i beg you
please
i'm gonna blow up that tank
blow up that tank
drop me on that fucking star shield
what did i just say
He seems about about having C4.
Where is the red respawn tank that enters?
I don't know.
Last time I saw it it was next to the telephone tower where I died.
Alright guys, you guys got a jump.
I'm going to look for the red respawn tank with the telecopter.
Yeah, yeah, I have a C4 on me, I have a C4 on me, so I'm going to see the board as well.
You just stay with me. You stay with me. Everybody else jump. You and me, we're gonna go hunting.
Okay, copy that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Now where's your tank at, Dino?
Uh, I'm gonna ask my boy, cause he's actually the guy that's in the tank right now.
Hold on a second.
Oh my, helicopter, turn around.
Turn around.
You're saying it's south of where they're at right now, so
I'm guessing like
6777
You see it. Oh my gosh, the enemy team is in despair right now. You can tell momentum is down
We're gonna wait!
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I see it!
I see it!
I see it!
I see it!
I see it!
I see it!
Is anybody know where the red enemy spawn tank is?!
I haven't seen it in a while.
I don't see it either.
Oh shit!
I
Ready
Oh my god, I might have still the game. I might as well the whole damn game. Oh my god. Oh
My god, no, no, we got this we got this we got this
Everybody go down down down
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's one of the tanks, one of the tanks.
Bouncing between red and green.
We're bouncing between red and green.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, red tank.
Fuck, come on, cool down, fuck.
You're not gonna win.
I see the tank.
The red tank's on the bridge.
Guys, guys, fuck.
Get back over there.
Oh my god.
Back to everybody in right now.
Everybody in right now.
Everybody in the fucking helicopter.
Everyone in, everybody in.
It's a 245.
Okay, let's go.
Everybody in the zone right now.
We're landing on the right zone.
There's no time for that.
We're gonna be fine!
We're gonna be fine!
If all five of us land in the zone it'll actually turn the tide.
That's enough!
That's enough!
Get ready, this is the last minute thing!
I
Think we make this
Guys, if you appear, shoot, jump now!
Jump now!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Knokin'!
Mrs. Omoli boys!
Oh, hold on now.
No!
Red's pulling it!
Red pulling it!
Red's pulling it!
Hold on!
God's sake, guys!
Red's pulling it!
Red's pulling it!
We got a big drop, Michael.
We got a big drop.
It's fine, it's fine, blue-ass, way more people than everyone else.
We're fine, we're fine, blue-ass, way more people than everyone else.
I... I might have screwed the pooch on the landing, but that's... that's okay, we're still in it!
Mr. A016, Mr. A016!
That's... we gotta get that done.
B1!
We're just two gods, we're all gods.
Everyone's coming, coming, coming!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're about to get out of here, you son of a bitch!
He just killed my two guys that will arrest me!
Guys, guys, we have to spot all the take right now!
We have to spot all the take right now!
Spot all the take!
Spot all the take!
Fuck!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can literally hear my stream is mic'ing.
I got 10 seconds pause.
I'm a bitch.
I'm getting more to it.
We got this. This is easy.
I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I didn't say it.
I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
We're gonna get a huge set of guys.
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Nice red-eye, 20 people.
Give me that drone. Give me that drone.
Where's the drone at?
Can you see it?
What the fuck?
There's a guy behind me. What's happening?
I
We serious a we serious guys moves about a lose lead and we're ready to win
It's contestant they're tied they're tied. They're tied. I'm every green robot every game you see real quick
Don't be one days one. No, no. Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god
blue guy so what about the blue guy right now oh my god
oh my god oh my god
Holy shit, the suck masters, the suck masters.
Oh, we can't beat him in gun combat.
Let me-
Oh, we're not-
Holy crap, what, what, 9000? All of you. All of you.
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
It's alright, Pete. You guys can win with a simple-
When it's all out warfare, you know-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what when the zone wasn't being pulled we had 54 guys in man
That's you
Added
One-to-one this match besides to be a winner one-to-one
Why would we why would we
You guys just lost your best player
Wait, did you get in?
What do you guys think it is?
This one decides the best team
Wait, just join us
Oh shit
It might be trucks
I've been spamming
Don't worry
I think like a hundred thousand people are trying to join my mind might be working rough here
Well, we'll get it. We'll get it
Did I saw the boys are outnumbered I was like 8v4 what's going on here a little bit of balance and
Let me teach everybody they lost so badly the first round they had to resort to pussy tactics and having double the play
We lost our best player, bro.
Let me tease him, Jimmy.
Let me tease him.
The lead team was dominating, and then immediately, immediately,
Hodgson, the whole team gets on their hands and knees and starts double-fencing.
Oh, here comes the zone, guys.
Double-fencing what?
Double-grimping it.
Double-grimping it.
Double-grimping it.
Double-fencing it.
What are you?
Guys, we gotta suck the zone because we die whenever we go out there.
we go out there we gotta suck it to us okay no you did it no you did it no you
did it huh huh huh huh huh huh your wife is fake your wife is fake your wife
is fake your wife is fake no one's love island pussy oh I can't play tonight
I told them she's a fatality of my life, and my wife, my fake wife, want me to watch it.
That's you! That's you! You're a scumbag! You're a scumbag!
My team, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. My team, let's get out of here. Let's take these reds.
Let's take these reds to the fucking bank!
We're not losing this one. We are not losing this one. We are not losing this one.
You see what you see what we're up against you see what we're up against you see the scumbag arey you see the scumbag arey
I'm saying this dude. I just kind of fucked up. Yeah, it's time to win. It's time to win
Symphony are you in the game? No, but I'll keep trying don't worry
Okay, look at you guys doing that, I'm trying to come in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I almost got a squad.
Yeah, you don't know.
Yeah.
I'm in a squad, p.
I'm 90% the way through level 10 medic.
I'm after like one more kill.
I'll have the phibolators and we'll basically win.
There's no one has the phibolator.
I'm gonna cook this game.
100%.
That game was my warm-up.
Would you like to go in that group?
Let me know now.
spot the cuba with a squad menu escape escape escape escape to me what's your
spot the cuba I'm not even the queue I gotta kick somebody out no I had a lock
okay there we go I'm trying to join the games no I've been spamming but I'm not
even in the queue yet he's not even in the queue join our server yet I think if
the queues full it just says service full hey he's never we actually might
Yeah
You'll literally never get
Hey guys, I didn't realize it's everybody wasn't in we probably said back out of a week
What are we doing we're back in our cities on the game cities on the game
Yeah, you can't even make it into the queue. Let's get everybody
No no no no no we're fine.
Are we backing out?
We backing out.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
All of our plans, man.
We're calling for our plans.
We're gonna go speak to those.
I told them we don't have to leave.
You're all my four of us.
You're all my four of us.
You're all my four of us.
You're all my four of us.
What is he?
He won't be sick.
Oh, you guys are outnumbering him eight to four.
I think he's going to have a blast.
It's the same as you're talking about.
He has 40,000 warriors you're trying to ask.
You know?
You're just fucking ass.
It's in more out in the bushes, too.
These guys were camping it up.
It was crazy.
All right, I'm hiding straight.
Peanut, are we doing your survey?
We're planning over here.
We're planning.
All right, green team, we're plotting.
This isn't just going to be warfare.
This is going to be strategic.
strategic like like a hot knife to butter.
Pin needle tactics, right?
Every time you think you're safe,
we will strike from a spot you never even thought to look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get in a big circle and follow this corner around.
We're gonna win.
Shut your pizza.
OK.
Guys, everybody on your hands and knees, quick.
We're losing, quick.
Get out the knee pads.
Peanut, peanut.
Which suck did you like more the first time I sucked as a little bit?
Second time? Second time? Second time?
The first time you were still practicing.
You were still practicing, you were still new to it.
Second time it felt like you were a pro, alright?
You really tough the balls.
Pushy.
Propaganda videos are going out tomorrow.
Okay. Okay.
Let me tell you something, Hunch.
Whatever propaganda video you got, I'm dropping ten.
Ten per one propaganda video.
Ten acts. Tenfold.
So, are we joining a server or are we just going to join one now?
We're joining Hutch.
We're joining Hutch.
We're joining Hutch.
We're joining Hutch.
As everybody who has a peanuts, a peanut channel, and when you post clips on it, prepare some
propaganda.
Prepare some propaganda.
Moredogs also just said it's new record player.
Yeah, here we go.
170k.
Damn.
Damn.
I'm like, slow-spanning.
I think the last one was only 100%.
I'm in, yeah.
I'm in.
All right, I'm in.
I'm in.
You're in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
There you go.
Mason, you're good?
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
OK, thank you.
All right, there we go, boys.
Let's see.
I need a shot.
Give up now.
Give up now.
Red Team is nothing.
Red Team is nothing.
Red Team is a bunch of bitches.
Die, all of you.
Die.
In the game, of course.
You die. You die.
Hudge. Hudge.
Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
You see, that is too scared to talk.
No more war crimes either, Hodge.
Landmark!
Get your small animal-kicking ass out of here.
Hold on, hold on.
I tried to have an honorable battle of warriors.
All right?
Missing, missing, missing, missing Landmark.
I do forgive you for that.
You tried. It was honorable.
It was honorable.
It was that teammate he used as a pussy.
All right?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Next time.
Next time, Miss Landmark. Next time.
You why why the red team?
I'm just gonna pop a little bit over
Our leader is a Sam
Our leader is a front
Red team
Huts is on meth
Do you want your team leader to be on meth and fed it means?
Breathe teeth forever
Breathe teeth will live on
I mean, I mean, hey, what the hell?
Oh, shit, I can't get the green team.
No, that's good.
Good, good, good.
No way.
Oh, Joey, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh.
Wait, unlock it, Rogue.
No, he's not even on our team team.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
You're too busy talking shit to fucking join the green team.
What do we do?
No, we've got to lose time.
No, no, no, it'll open up.
It'll open up.
It should open.
It'll open.
It'll open.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, oh.
Oh, it's some other jackasses in the game rapidly clicking green.
I know you're watching the stream.
Let me join the team guy.
Guys, I don't know how fast these guys's internet is, but they, they, they're getting
in. I'm clicking as fast as I can.
And they're just beat me.
I
How much how much money you guys got in game I got them to two cheese 130
Shit
You people are just beating me they fastened me
My best strategy peanut would just be to literally spam T-Bag and team kill a guy until he leaves the game
What would you like to do that?
I keep doing your squad, bro.
Yeah, that wouldn't work.
Yeah, why is it kicking you?
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm gonna make a new squad.
Oh, shit, I got it.
I got it.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
We are locked in we need a big win
That is huge
All right boys those dirty regs they don't care if you live or die
I want you to get out there and give him a hand, oh boys!
Punches right now, eat hot pockets and tweakies and get fatter by the second.
Are you gonna let some fat bitch beat you?
How do you think so, boys?
Fuck it out there and fuck him!
In like two minutes.
Give or take.
There's gonna be healthy necktales and all, yeah.
I see a healthy fly gorge since I'm getting out.
That's why I'm high-fiving damage right now. What the fuck?
You can't squish.
Oh, that's my d-
Oh, shut up. Oh, that's a gace. That's a gace soldier.
Get the biggass out!
Holy shit, where is our team?
We got like 30 guys in a truck right now.
I don't know, they told me to stop it so I can't.
There's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 people in this truck.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
nice can anybody play love shows into your microphone and we got one of those
apps please do that you got an app that plays music to your microphone
I'm getting killed help me
wait we're not we're not
I
Was gonna stick it these bitches love
That's all I know
He's got Jim. Oh, thank you. Thank you dude. What these are hard to other side to the beating this shit out
Oh my god
I got you Coco
All right guys walking walking guys
All right, come on boys, let's ride
We're doing a clan raid right here.
You're a dumb office, you go go.
Put the bomb up there and get the sand down.
You're all the metal fragments?
I got the doors and code logs.
Good, good, good.
Fucking crazy.
There's all the minions everywhere you go.
It's the nut, bro.
It's the nut.
How do you have so many people on the zone?
It's the nut.
It's the nut, bro.
It's the nut.
Yeah
150 meters out, we got like 20 guys about the end of the hot job
This might actually be the move we're about to dominate
This might be the move right here. We might with the break is chilling posting up
I don't know what's about to hit him, we got a thousand guys coming.
What?
Nobody can.
Last round you called me a bitch, that wasn't very nice.
Sorry, this shit was, this shit was talking to another guy, talking to another guy.
You just jump when you feel comfortable, alright?
Did you just really rip it down?
I'm laughing, I'm laughing, boys, I'm laughing.
I
Need those deep in so bad. There's like five down guys. I can't even ride them
What the hell?
Why do I have better cover? Let me touch it!
I got deep into that! I got deep into it!
Oh, I'm almost!
I'm a little bit tired, but I'm a little bit fine.
Oh, dingle!
Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
Dingle!
You seem to be standing on it.
Sorry, it's very comfortable.
I'm a big couple
It's a real deal, revive, revive, revive
I got him, I got him, I got him
I'm a bitch, and I love big cock
Hey, what'd you say? What'd you say, boss?
I just gave him a revive from what'd you say?
What did you say?
What did you say?
I heard something coming from your mic.
What did you say again?
What did you say?
You keep crushing red every time you respawn.
I gotta be the L.
I gotta be the L last week.
I'm looking for the big...
Look at the way I'm doing it.
I'm going to put it back.
All my body, if you guys are filming,
I don't want you to say anything about me.
Fuck!
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
Take yourself, man.
Next thing is a tip.
Second chance for you, fuck you, man.
That's one. I died. I got the other one.
To the zone, boys! To the zone! Quick, quick, quick, quick!
He's like, don't keep them on body. Down the hill.
No, go, go, go, go, go! To the zone, to the zone!
Okay, I gotta heal real quick, and then I'll be there.
There's so many dead brothers. Oh, my goodness.
Holy, I had the boozy-boozy.
I'm telling you, this D-Fim's about to win us the game.
I'm gonna be the, like, the first guy that had one.
I can revive 10 guys and add 10 more when I score, I just win one defense.
This is gonna be a game changer.
This is bad.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna kill myself.
Oh.
This is gonna be a game changer, boys.
I'm telling you, defense gotta be the most open-fallen now.
Oh, yeah!
Eh!
Should I walk?
What did he go- what did he go-
What?
Yes, I'm gonna come I'm gonna give him we get that even what we did that even
Do we say
No, no, no, I already I already spoke
I'm just gonna buy a deep in with two batteries and just revive everyone on the team
Everybody they would even see it come up to you. I bet you know what on the red team has a deep in right now
Yeah, I'm just playing bottom there's a lot
Fuck you, John.
Woo, woo, woo!
See, why would anyone hop in there?
Well, it's too slow to go in there!
It's too slow, I can't get in here!
I'm a big bitch and my favorite thing to do is go to the furry convention
Leave your mic open leave your mic open leave your mic open for like 30 seconds
I'm a big bitch and I love going to the furry convention
Uh, my mic is open.
You leave that microphone open!
Sir?
It's open, it's open.
Leave that microphone open!
I'm a big fan and I love going to the furry convention.
It's kind of weird to hold on my butt and then have a time and I'll do it.
I'm a big bitch, and I love going to the burning convention.
That is not true, sir. I would never, never, ever, ever.
Why isn't it working? Why isn't it working?
You might turn down the stream.
Fuck you, sir! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Take it
Oh
You in here with me yeah, yeah, yeah, all right
This is score. Oh shit
My fucking sniper rifles ping off
terrible
I'm telling you was the moment
Pop the shoot a little too late guys little too late on the popper
Okay, all right, okay, all right
Okay, I wouldn't guys that we gotta move with the team get that circuit boys
I'm on the way red team is dominating us. Are they pulled out? Are they just getting lucky?
I would I didn't capture all the other college first
Well, they can just they don't have to capture and they can just like
I can afford a alley
And they usually like go into the tower for like a second and look at the number or something
Yeah, how long does that take guys you'd like activated a computer flight 30 seconds or is it just like written on a wall?
How's that work?
Yeah, what do we
Where do we go right now? We're trying to go to yellow. Is that the goal?
Well, the goal would be to have a fob up, but we don't have a player that makes fob.
It's a good view to her.
Basically very yellow.
We'll catch the next one.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
What? I was going right to the on-tune, right to the on-tune.
Yeah, but I didn't deploy my parachute. It didn't really work that well.
That's right. People make mistakes in the unit pilot.
as why we have like no one at all in the circle we are like we have five guys
five people is crazy
we're even hurting the APC
and that man tried to use again that APC
where is everybody?
we only have like 15 guys on the whole map
there's like 15 of them, he's not running
I got you boys! I got you boys!
Yeah!
Oh yeah, he's a nice, he's a nice boys.
He's a nice, yeah, here we go.
Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking boys.
I can't still boss.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I think you should, I think you, I think you.
I'll see you later.
oh this round is the building this round is the building
oh this don't come in, come in, come in, that's A-Hunch
A-Hunch, hey how you doing bud?
guys come revive Hunch, he's right here
he's good for revive
come revive him
and hand-to-hand combat you will have
What's up, pussy?
We did rather bad!
You know we're poor.
Yeah, you f**king trapped us.
You coward! You don't want to fight me!
You go back!
Get your ass up, buddy!
Get your ass up!
I got too much.
That was your guy, that was your guy.
I got too much.
But your own guy killed you?
I got judge, don't you worry Bards. Heal on up brother.
Heal on up! Heal on up! Heal on up!
Oh shit.
What the hell are you doing?
Okay, now let's get down to the business. Do you have nice vagina?
If you smell like yellow mustard, don't I make you my weight.
What are you doing?
Don't you generous officer, generous?
You have 900.
I'm trying to revive you, you gotta revive me.
You gotta revive me, Bob.
We're gonna revive you, Bob.
We're gonna revive you, Bob.
Give me the second.
Don't revive him, just yet.
Don't revive me, revive me, revive me.
Don't revive him, just yet.
Thank you, thank you.
Hey, you can't touch your balls.
My balls?
No balls.
Holy shit, they are hotter than you guys.
Where the hell do you guys come from?
Um...
Gentlemen, get on all sides of the building.
Witnesses.
If I witness, I get to leave with my life.
It's just Peter there, what the hell?
Yes, boys, we're gonna respect them.
of you wanting hugs in a melee fight surrounded by 10 red knots.
You want some of this pussy? You want some of this bitch?
You want some of this pussy? Come get it!
Take that bitch! Take that West Side pussy! Queen team!
Queen team, rubber motherfucker! Queen team, rubber pussy!
Queen team, rubber!
I beat him boys I beat him I beat him in front of his whole team I demoralize the entire
red team
Now it's time to strike
100% they're gonna question everything their leader says now
every single thing I'm coming I'm coming
go go go go
Reaper for the Jack again
you guys we have 25 people on the other end of the show
we can take this back we can take this back we just gotta get out there
oh you see this thing
oh right be the odd zone boys right be the odd zone
You got it. We're going in hot.
All right, I got like five guys in a helicopter coming to the hot zone.
Is it is a hot zone on the church?
Oh, no wonder they hit the window.
There's like 10 guys there and made them up by like 15.
Yes, sir.
All right, let's do this. We're going in real hot.
what is that guy up to driving the car back to the
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Hold on, we're not at the show yet.
Alright, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Lock it!
Oh, shit.
Go get over here, go get over here.
There's a guy behind me, like I'm just...
I don't know how to figure this out, where you at?
I'm in heaven.
The Great Pearly Gates talking to Mr. Jesus about the sins I have committed.
Where you at? I'm in heaven the great pearly gates talking to mr. Jesus about the sins
I have committed getting my word on time on this earth soon
Fantastic fantastic fantastic
Well, thank you sir. Thank you sir. Oh
There's a man I have a deep about me read if you if you wanted
Oh great. Oh great. Oh, yeah
Alright guys crawl on over
We got another big coming buddy
I'll give it one shot one more shot here
You're so long I was here two and a half minutes ago
We gotta move guys, come on game, come on game. We actually we can talk over here
As we got we got some kids points we got some kids
Really we're pulling it. We're putting
We got the lead right now we got the lead here we go. Oh, yeah, okay. We're going for our seventh point of the game
We're close. We're close.
Follow me, boy.
Follow me, boy.
Something guys, you you run faster without your weapon out.
There's one more to help you.
I'm marking them like you kind of do.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Hmm.
You you do.
Am I trying to crash?
Do you see it?
Yeah, it doesn't. It's a black clock or whatever the fuck right above you.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure you do run faster than that, you got that, boss?
Really?
Yeah, you do. You press X, yeah.
What?
I don't know. It's my nude if it is faster.
Very my nude.
Might be permanently a tactical spend.
Well, fall back if you need me. I can't cover you from here.
Oh, I died. I died there. I'm the fifth guy.
Yeah, yeah. He's got a red zone.
I'm coming back to the right.
I'm coming back to the right.
Watch.
He's just sitting right next to you up there on the cemetery.
Yeah, I'm looking. I don't see him peeking.
I'm coming back! I'm coming back!
You guys already died?
I'm alive. I'm smackin' him over here. I'm down up there.
We're alive, we're alive.
We're up four right now.
Where's he doing pretty good?
He's doing pretty good.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Where is the YouTube stream,
Twitch sucks?
Ah, tell me when to hop. Let's just say together.
I used to go to Twitch, type in the verb peanut, cover the chat just to type
the type that you want to be watching I need to
I got too much
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
You won't, you won't.
You can, you can, you can, you can, you can develop.
I got you.
You go ahead.
Thank you, thank you.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
Give that med level up, give that med level up.
We're printing money.
We're printing money, we're printing money.
Infinite money glitch, infinite money glitch.
You want to sit here?
No shit.
Yeah, you just hop, hop hop.
Oh, there's no past us. Wait, go back! Go back! Don't behind us, guys!
I got too much! I got too much! I got too much!
I've seen a lot of points for that, Sam.
I got too much! I got too many!
I'm just following you.
Hold on one second!
Get your ass over here!
I got two bonds!
Yeah!
And that's what Mr. Demon don't do it.
That's what's...
What piece of dick are you?
Yeah!
I see these deep ends are a game changer.
These deep ends are a game changer boys.
Mm-hmm.
Who the hot zone?
Which means that all the FD-FIMs, they are such a game-changer.
I just alone added 5 points to the green team.
Is it each had 1? 5 each?
Oh, that's...
That's 25 points to the green team.
Two of these, two of these right behind us, one behind us, uh...
Really?
On the green?
Not at all.
I kept 5 in.
Not letting them die over and over again.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going right here.
There's there's a tube actually
Fuck should we just find all these guys? I'm kind of just showing off
Sorry, okay over at the boys
What's going on here, which is is this a sexual thing?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys. Sorry. I'm ready to serve you with your important work
No, it's right. It's right. It's right. Nico died. Nico, Nick and Dracker
Saying that fast is very risky, mr. Rugg sure a brave man
You are a brave man.
Oh, shoot.
He's got a little cyber.
I guess I know what he had to say.
No, no, he came out clean.
He came out clean.
That's why I was so impressed.
I would never say those three names that fast.
Are you crazy?
No.
I'd have a person with blue hair yelling at me on Twitter
in 20 minutes.
I'm scared of those guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh
Why fight too far away from the zone?
Well, just try to get to the zone, bud.
Right here.
I'm right here, this is right here.
I just need to get in.
Help, I need help, Mr. Rogue.
I'm pinned down. I'm pinned down.
There's enemies right in front of me. I have a sniper.
Okay. Okay, I'm going to take top floor
Drickball and then try to help you.
I'm just going to kill myself.
Oh, your Artigas right there. Oh, yeah.
Just a quick death.
Big death.
Yeah, they are there somewhere here. Yeah, I
Don't want to die rogue
I think I mean I could be wrong, but I think the strategy is to is to get the zone
And if you kind of open up with it with like like how many people you have this one like ceiling like 10 more than they do
Then I eat the movements about to stay in the zone and it's a kind of a fence around
And it's like one or two guys yes
You can push but if you got like a 10 guy leave on them
Gotta spread out a little bit kill some blues kill some rags
I've got it on the bridge.
Don't look me up.
Nice.
Go above all this.
I got it on the left.
I got it on the left.
I got it on the right.
I'm the real thing.
I'm the fuck.
You know what I'm talking about.
Tyler, can you take the radio channel?
No, I don't know.
No, I don't know.
Please.
I don't have a radio channel.
There's so many there.
There's so many.
There's so many.
I'm the person on the left.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Rockin' it, boys.
Rockin' it.
Rockin' it.
Rockin' it.
I
It was so quick, that was so quick, how did you do it?
Oh jeez, I believe it, I believe it, it's technology, it's technology!
One more Tegels in front of us, one more Tegels!
Got you boss, I got you boss.
Oh, thank you sir, thank you, thank you.
I got him!
I'm moving in, I'm moving in!
I'm going in!
Holy shit, the crates are-
As you fuck this is going to zone guys to the zone to the zone to the zone go go go
Yeah, we are getting better boys, we are getting better
They're all gonna die not but on people we've let's only win
I
It's one to one one to one without your steam
You were the first one they won the second one. It's not looking good on the third one. I won't lie
Oh, my God.
Get out of there.
Dude, shut her down with all that fucking shit.
Shut the fuck up.
Mr. Rodgers, do you need help with someone else in here?
I got an ARG.
You guys have to get to the back.
Come back, Jack.
Cross in the field.
Cross in the field.
Is that what he said?
You're safe to revive.
You're safe to revive.
What?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Yeah, right?
Gotcha!
Oh, yeah, I'm screem-sapping you, bitch! Fuck you!
Oh shit, I thought you were a bad guy, but don't take this, man.
Give me the haymaker. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Yep.
I'm gonna do something else here.
Oh
That's how it's blue of the most people
We cured him up to right over here.
I hope we don't have the most people.
The hell are you guys doing there?
Jacking it back at base?
I'm still doing it.
Awesome.
Let's try that.
Fuck it.
Oh, okay.
Did you really pack it there?
Did you really pack it?
Yo, bro, right where those houses are at, Mark's is in there.
Oh
Oh
Are we white no, no, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We jump pretty high down here
Thank you
Oh
We cannot heal in the day, okay, hold on. Are you good? You're gonna get out of here watch out. We're gonna go to the show
Do you know what you're gonna do?
Oh
Man towards showing like five other guys, let's you turn the tide
I think that's the guy you read by the way.
Who was the guy? Oh that's the guy that killed me?
I'm not close to him.
That's him!
Was that him? Was that the same guy guys?
No way it was the same guy. No, it couldn't have been.
He was too far away.
No.
That was your old man, Judge.
Both of these two stories have people, do you know?
What do you say?
Both of these two stories have people on the level of lead.
Judge good, judge good?
I'm just gonna take these guys to the hot judge.
I hope someone in this house.
Hey, that boy!
Ocrea, Ocrea!
Let's get to the zone!
So where is your zone doing so far away?
Where is he going?
got you okay what's up what's up yeah there's shots here now I don't know
Where
Oh, Jesus Christ!
These are weeds!
That's what it's like!
No, no, no, no!
I hit the duck!
I think there were shots on this hill right here, Coconut.
Ah, be careful.
oh my god this guy is oh my god get out of here holy holy crap oh my goodness
holy crap hot lord supreme over here holy thing oh holy dingle
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. This guy has no bitches. Absolutely no bitches. Zero, zero.
They're dashing. What a sweet treat. What a sweet treat.
Well, I'm coming up. I'm coming.
Yeah, run on me. Run on me.
He's gonna raise the noise.
Play crowd, do ya, Pop?
He's gonna raise the noise.
He's gonna raise the noise.
So, Ressy?
Hey, you watching?
You gonna get up?
I'll put up my pillow.
Get up.
Ah, perfect.
Nice.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Oh.
I was on the other side of the fence.
I'm in the middle of the sun.
Oh, I can use symmetrical incisions as well.
should we have my defense?
running in
oh for fuck's sake oh my god
someone just sent me from the north I think
thanks boys thanks boys
I was charged
charged
I see my dad though
take this tower boys
oh my god what the hell is going on oh guys guys helicopter we hop in we hop in we'll
find the cop
I
Oh my god, there's a thousand of them boys, there's a thousand of them like ants crawling
I'm coming out of here!
I'm out of ammo!
I don't know, can you hear it there or what?
Yeah, like right here.
I'm marking them.
I'm going to get them all.
I don't know if I've been done for this.
That's what you guys watch!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we...
That's what you guys watch!
SHUT!
I'm in the stand, Nick.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Little shots of little bit of healing.
You guys, I think these guys are sniper on them.
We're going to set a separate.
We're going to set a one.
Fire!
I
Black Hawk windows bulletproof
We did it!
I got shot.
Gotcha!
No way I'm feeling for you!
I gotta pack a big bag and take it.
Oh
You cover that ladder I'll come inside a bike
There's C4 there, but I couldn't find the detonator here. That's okay. We already we already five months
I'm getting in, I'm getting in, I'm getting in.
Do you shoot through those windows?
Nothing, you can't.
Are all the whippers of helicopters bulletproofing me alive?
Is that a thing?
What do you mean that's a thing?
Is that a thing, guys?
That was an SMG?
Oh
What happened to watch the other ladder
I'll be deal with him. I'll be deal with this guy. He's gonna be in big trouble
What the hell?
I'm gonna revive you.
What I need you to do is I need you to jump off this building up now.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Now, this is our building now.
This is my building.
Oh, did you have a defib?
Oh, I think you could make it.
I think you could make it.
I think you could make it.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Is there anything we can do about that?
I don't think our bullets penetrate that unless we have like a sniper.
I can shoot myself.
One on the other side, one on the other side!
I'm your cock, Lord Supreme.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Huge wife is bouncing on Dequavius back at the blue base.
Holy shit.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Hmm.
As I got a beefy puppy if you want to use it.
Oh, seven to the depth, that's it, boys.
Oh, seven to the depth, then.
My shoulder, boys.
We're keeping the red plague out now. No need boys
Resources
Oh
You might have to get out of here crazy
We we might have to get out of here boys. It's not a safe spot. I don't know if you notice it
If they a helicopter that I can come back and pick us up
That we got it
I got too much, I'm too much!
He's fucking killed the helicopter.
Yeah!
Oh, this is my last one.
Oh my god.
Oh, I just ran out.
Oh my god.
Oh, I wish I could help you.
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
It's just that...
A little bit of packing late.
A little bit of packing.
Take one, take one, take one.
I see we have a helicopter guy come pick us up boys. Hey, that's a boom
We don't need yet don't need yet I'm dead. Don't need it
Grab me bud, grab me
We were so close to this
All right, I'm killing myself
We held while we could boys. We held out as long as we can. That's what matters most. That's what matters most
Guys, how's the fight going? How is, how is it going?
You know the school. We're not doing good boss.
We're not doing good. We're not doing good.
We're not doing good. Everybody to the zone. Everyone to the zone. Right now boys!
Oh, yeah, I take his parts pretty close to it, we'd better actually be able to take his back to him.
Follow me, get by, follow me, watch.
He doesn't know how to catch the tower.
No, I do know how to catch the tower.
This is still far from it again.
That is a pretty good one, I'm really happy with my mind.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Goddamn!
That's much, that's much!
A little bit of packing, a little bit of packing.
Mr. Red, was that you?
Are you alive, Mr. Red?
Maybe we should put you on a territory.
I packed up right up there. I'll get up there.
That was- that was- that was- that was no way!
Are you serious?
No way that was a-
I
Was he doing
This one I was just some random stupid person and we got 17 blues getting points for chillin
Okay, okay
He's got a we just gotta believe
I got you mr. Pop was doing to wait
I
Don't
We have to be the whole team to go right now. We want to have any change with this
No, no the green team
The Asian team that's right
Oh my goodness, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, these choppers and these snipers, oh
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
The choppers?
The choppers with the gunners on them?
And the snipers.
I'm telling you, it's, it's, oh my goodness.
It's horrible.
What are they doing?
What are they doing?
Let's do it.
It's a hot zone.
Nice.
Easy.
I
We are in control right now boys
Ah, perfect
Oh, I'm telling you I'm, look at this guy
This guy, that guy right there
That guy right there
Oh my goodness
I don't even know what to say
I can't believe a single thing they want to give me back on twins
Oh my goodness
You're not just smacked at his feet in a bush two miles away two towns over two towns over
That's right, we gotta get that job
right here yeah we're gonna push this on 100% I got like seven guys are 200
meters away well there's a guy right in front of you like like in the hills like
sniping I'm gonna try to track them
somebody fighting them
I got one in the hill
we're going this hill
you snipe echo to that wall
they're 11 11 to win
Yeah, we're heading over. We're heading over.
One more. There's one more up there.
Lord snipers. Oh my god. Oh my god
Like sniping is that what you like to do you like sniping huh?
Are you sniping?
Are you sniping huh?
Snipers pretty fun huh?
Snipers pretty fun huh?
You just shit mother fucker fuck you fuck you and your sniper
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah, you do it. Yeah, right near my body.
Yeah, you do it. Yeah, right near my body. There's fun. It's a boss. They just hanging around all points. You see a few more nuts
Are you near lemon
Yeah
Hey, do you think maybe you can grab the D-Fib off my corpse and provide me a...
We can just call it a day.
We can just call it a day.
What do you say?
Alright, alright, alright.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright.
Oh yeah, I got some batteries in my backpack though. You gotta grab one of those.
Oh, are you still alive?
What the?
Are you watching me? Do I wrap too much? Do you want some more?
Do you want some more, bitch?
Are you watching all this? Are you watching more?
Go, go, go, go, go.
Hey, hey, hey, how you doing, boss?
How you doing?
How you doing, boss?
All right, okay, okay, okay, all right, excellent, excellent.
Man, that's okay, boss, that's okay.
Maybe just one more quick revive, just a quick key.
Oh
Guys we're winning
Anybody happen out like this to be laid down
I don't think anyone's reviving us.
GG peanut seeding.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, we're all dead though.
Give him a mind about it.
Oh.
Give up. Watch my screen to know that.
There we go. There we go.
There we go. Got him.
Bam! Bam!
Did you see that one coming, didn't you?
Did you see that one coming?
I don't think anyone's reviving us.
all right see you guys I'm killing myself you're all going to the note
I get it boys locked it in all right guys what's the plan how do we take this
back we need we need to call this point because every time that happens they
just get so many am I buying a kid we should take this back or no
We're on it, but all right boys. Come on back to the battle field
Go go go
It's over to the fat lady's eggs
Nice
You see you see
What
We need a world-sweeping air, and we also need a news continuously.
Yeah, we need a city.
Ah!
Too far.
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
I'm coming boys!
You know, I saw you got jammed.
What man toon sent?
I want to crack you open, and suck your enemies out.
I'm squeezing a go-go pouch in my mouth,
Well, you're shell on the floor like it's
Why
Will I law we I mean we large
Lies what happened to winning guys
I
Do we change the lobby up just have different like APC's
Guys I think it's our fault we lost we weren't leaving the team we were leading the team guys
You got to command the troops peanut. I feel like that's like that's your role. Yeah, oh, I was I won't lie to you guys
I was digging around for about 70% of that game. I was on top of a tower
Hour I was getting revived by enemies this next game. I've locked it in. I'm locking in
Guys I hate to say it guys, but but
You didn't deserve that way though. You guys did not deserve that way. I
Hate to be the bearer of bad news guys. That's just so we're gonna have to nullify that win
So still one to one we will beat your ass anymore tonight. Okay?
Yeah, I want you to know I was dicking around that last game if you are a true warrior, Mr.
Franks if you did your bloodline truly is as strong as you think it is you will stay for
one more game to truly decide who the real champion is.
Yeah, he's lagging. Oh, there he goes. Oh, are you lagging too?
Yeah, I think Hut was lagging too and Drac was lagging too.
Yeah, it's 6.42, we got these grown men having their wives telling them it's time to go to bed.
My team, Van Mark, Courage, Draven, I'm so proud of you, John.
Oh my God, we got him, we got him, sir!
What's yet, what's yet, we brought the wife card.
You brought the wife card and you get him.
I'm gonna do one more time for my time.
No, I'm not gonna poach any people.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
I'm not good. I'm not you're good, bro. You're good courage. Oh hold on courage is the suck champion
We do you suck champion on our team?
Listen, yeah, don't let him talk shit to you like that courage. All right. Tell me that's a compliment
That's a compliment. Are you kidding me the zone over the way he strokes the shafts and cups the balls
That is a dick. He is
No, I don't know about the zone you suck the zone and no
The shaft of the drill yeah, the drill is a long shaft mm-hmm and metaphorically cupping the balls of the team to support the whole team
Yeah
Uh, I'll text it.
Terry, juice well.
Yeah, I'm on after my physical therapy, like a little bit later, but I'll be on
a wonderful track.
I know you'll be on peanut.
I hope you die every single game.
I hope everyone's stream sniping you green is dog shit.
Red on top always later.
Uh, so we joined the green.
Yes, we all go green.
Yeah.
What the hell was that?
Okay.
They all lagged out.
So the whole team is gone.
This is me and landmark.
No.
Shall we have a temporary piece packed?
Come to the green team
Come to the green team and admit our superiority
Come to the green team and admit our superiority and we can have a temporary truce. Are we doing a
different server?
We can I don't really see a reason why we would now. Yeah, I'm still I'm just trying to spam it to get on green
Stream cypher's leave green
Listen
I'm ready to suck some more if you want me to suck me now. Yeah, oh, I would love for you to suck all game
Can you suck the whole time?
How long can you suck for it?
You know
Thanks a little bit to build up to but honestly, I clear my throat. I'm pretty good to go. You put your needs of water
You're bugging pretty thirsty out. That's a good point. That's thirsty work
I would just have a nice, tall cup of ice water and just get ready to just suck.
All game long.
Yeah?
I, Courage, will suck this team off this game.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
What a sweep of light.
Okay, let's head back on down to, wait, hold on, where did Lemon go?
Wait, hold on, did Lemon get out?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I said Lemon does get out for the time.
Wait, is Gimmick on?
Oh, yeah, let's, okay, let's all go down to the other discord and see what they do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is everybody still in this game?
Hello.
Yeah, we're still in the game.
Are you all together now?
Oh, yeah.
Mr. Black and Mr. Cryo, Mr. Coyote, but what if I was going to be going to bed?
Last game
Dave's David
Superior and they are joining us for the night guys
Let's just win service
No reset
Jack I'll turn off road and then
Because how do we do that privacy thing that we had to do for lockdown protocol that fias do here like it shows you what game
I'm just gonna join you. Yeah.
Yeah, but I have to enable
probably check box.
Wait, I have to make it so that you guys can see what game I'm playing so you can join.
I see the game you're playing. I can join it.
Am I green on your friends list or blue?
You're green.
you're green. Oh, okay, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
And let me join this server. Hold on now. Wait, don't join yet. Don't join yet.
We're out of each other so we can get everybody in. Oh, no. It's a perfect server to do it. It's a perfect one.
Okay, that's it. Your friend request.
Accept that. And then, um, I don't know.
Send me one. Yes, I got it.
I'll put that open.
Did you just send me a friend request? Is that you?
Did you send me a friend of course?
Okay.
A BB?
You don't want to be friends?
Does the BB want to play?
Yeah.
Put it in here.
Put the steam chip.
I just put mine in there.
So Peter.
I'm after you.
Just send it.
I'll make you that shit.
Okay.
I
We say a game the cheese man
Wait, oh, are you guys ready I think so, okay
All right, prepare yourselves.
OK, I do it.
Do it now.
Do it now.
You have to really quick, guys.
You have to really quick.
It's not working.
It's not.
Oh, no, I mean, I mean, guys, doing quick.
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible, it's possible, it's possible, it's possible, it's possible, it's possible.
It's possible.
I'm doing it.
You don't say you speak.
Don't you speak?
It's just I'm joining a like a full game.
A full game.
Yeah.
I didn't kill him.
I'm not even a cue.
Oh, no.
He doesn't have this.
He joins like 95 field servers and then tells seven people join
If it did work how we'd have no seamstipers
You would ever say it
Helicopter with guns on it all around every single second of the last three
I'm in 11 person Q. I'm in 14. Oh fucks sake. Oh my goodness. All right. Everybody leave. Yeah
Does anybody have the power to drag a baby in here?
If you tell them to join a channel he has
No, I can't drag I think I've heard one stuff. Okay guys, it's all joint mfam room one
How do we get me out of there?
How do we get me out of there?
I'm going to message Jack.
I'm going to message Jack.
Wait, what do you say?
Do you see what I'm doing here?
Yeah, let's just go to your discord.
Does everybody have my discord?
Yeah.
I don't think I have it.
No, you should say.
We did it the other day.
Wow, did you join his discord in the loop right away?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think I have perms.
Nick gave me everything.
Okay, okay.
Wait, try to get me.
Nope, no, he didn't give me everything.
All right
Dude he was like dude you got it on Coco you feel free bro. Wait, let's all join my disquiet. Are you guys ready?
I
Have my disc with somebody do you have it? Oh wait, what's the picture? It's a picture of me
And fire fire behind me. No, no, we weren't hutch's court the other day. Hold on. Let me see if you're in
Let me see if you're in I'll invite you Mason. Okay, I got you
Your real names Mason
yeah yeah yeah you invite him you invite him I am we doing everything every
I
What what what what's almost down here
What the hell what the hell I couldn't talk
Guys we were Symphony and they're still in the last
Where's landmarks? landmarks joining now I think oh no wait wait I'll go in there
and tell landmark to come here okay yeah tell them about to get in the
student waiting room oh he just left the hell is going to join no he's going
over to tell them I enjoyed over here I did I don't know where Symphony at he's
double-muted now
Wait, I'm waiting to see what he says in a channel with Landmark. Oh shit Landmark's in one of the public channels down below
Oh, yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
Are we still on this game by the way?
Landmark the lobby has permissions to join the streamer channel
He's an idiot
Now he's in here and then where's that where Symphony? Oh, I see Symphony. Okay, Symphony. Okay, Symphony's in the chat with the 300
You see that guys? I just joined a channel with probably 200 to 300
Bungulators and not a single N word was said. Not a single one! Not a single N word
was said. That's right. That's right. That's W's. W's. You see that boys? You see that?
That's called respect that's called respect that's called that's called Valor
Okay, everybody in okay the landmark who's seriously left even though he has perms to join this game
Thank God you fucking right mark is behind Arby's for some reason why the fucking landmark Joe behind Arby
So I don't live or die music and Tommy's a dumb ass
All right, I think we're ready to join a game now
I know and Landmark literally has pervs to join the streamer channel, but he joined a random one
So I dragged him back up and then he by his own volition went back down
Maybe he wants to be behind arms
Landmark joins another channel. I'm not dragging him back here. Hey Landmark
Landmark you have permission to join the streamer channel. Yes, I literally checked
I'm trying to give you the role and you already have it
Did I was there's a lot going on behind?
Yeah, there's a lot going down a lot behind days. That's where it goes down. That's where it goes down a little bit crazy
Okay, let me get okay, that's ready for the server. Yeah, I had to do server by three two one now
That's yet. It's like the field
Oh
I
Just your offline. Yeah, I mean buddy you the go you see it
Everyone clicking
Yeah, I'm trying to get as well as King, bro.
The King thing?
I just say dumb shit.
I believe absolute chaos.
This is how I like to start my game.
Hunch's mods are so lame, I got banned for 30 minutes on his stream
because I asked if the body cam game during the FPS video was from Ukraine.
Dim Chef's saying. Thank you for all you do. Every time you thank us vets or service members, it gives me chills.
Arms or not, you've got to have a lot of heart.
Thank you my boy for not letting those motherfuckers take our money and our freedom!
FU-FUCK!
You and I, you and I, we'll take our freedom!
Ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh!
Hmm, probably just not wanting me to get on the same.
I can't get on the green team either, I'm being clickin'.
Wait, you're not on the green team?
No.
Dude, I'm just clickin'.
I've been in here since two players and I can't get on the goddamn team.
Ah, we'll get on the team.
We'll get on the team eventually.
Oh my god, man.
You serious?
I just have to go on the green, yeah?
I'm asking the green team mates to leave.
That's gonna work.
I'm in queue to join you.
Kill me now.
Kill me right now.
Come on, Peter, I believe in you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You sure?
You better squad him.
not a physical body yet.
Oh, I'm in the ether.
I'm a purgatory.
You're being born as the peanut.
That's right.
That's right.
Like a peanut fetus.
I cannot get in here.
I'm a fetus.
I do these guys.
I don't know what's going on.
They've got their mom's vibrator on the left click button.
Holy crap.
I got a lot of I cannot get in this.
Are you serious?
I think you're being curgid here.
Is anyone else?
I think the only one that's bad here is
Are you seeing this because I keep on the game team!
I don't want to son of a game
What's going on here?
I'm not even in the game
You'll get in pretty quick
I posted my friend code in the chat
The discord chat
The streamer waiting in
Also Habibi I don't know if your mic is correct right now
Yeah it doesn't sound correct
It sounds weird
Sound like you're in a fishbowl
Yeah.
Is a baby. Did you fix it?
How about this, boys?
Oh, there you go.
Much better. Much better.
You go out like you sound like you're talking to the
comic of a pilot or they are playing with Sir Baby.
You ever do that?
Yes, of course, I would do this every day.
I would be the best pilot and I will only crash when I intend to crash.
Of course. Of course.
What specific scenario would it be an intentional crash?
Is there any time that that's-
The question right now is peanut is turning out of body.
You know, the greatest time to crash into a building is the day after they release this game.
Or buy and cancel a bonus one?
Are you gonna get that one?
No.
What day does this game release this game?
Oh, shit!
All right, buddy, okay, Canadian making a New York trip, by the way. Thanks. Thanks for clearing up, buddy. I
Still can't get on the dead green team. I cannot get on the heat. He's insane
Might be cooked then
What are you doing? Yeah, one sec. I'm quick and as fast as I can I swear
I'm doing a squad I joined
I don't want to buy loadouts will they get settled so we know we're saying the type of
He's Canadian I feel peace doesn't give you admin just our batting people
We should have actually our own server pretty soon guys, so we won't have these problems anymore
That'd be awesome
I am currently driving if you guys drove the dude, but you are
our ass in the game.
We don't want that shit is sick.
We don't want to be a helicopter pilot this game.
Have you clicked green?
You know what?
I had not tried that yet.
Hold on, let me do that.
Click green, you say?
No.
No, wait a minute.
So how many does it say are on each team right now?
22, 23, 24.
But I'm pretty certain that this game is 100 out of 100.
Yeah, it is.
What?
Who was that?
Who was that?
It just kicked me for inactivity.
No way.
Wait, and I got on the team.
No way.
No, it's fine, guys.
I have nothing that puts me in the front of the queue line.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'm fine.
Who's squatting?
ZB's on a team.
I brought a chapeau.
We're joining the chapeau.
We're joining the team.
OK.
I'm on the team.
No, red is not one of us.
OK.
Oh, I was late to serve it.
Um, I were the snipers in before PNC and then it's gone on here.
I thought they're too good to go.
They had too damn good at what they do.
We don't bet the square fucking one.
I'm OK.
Holy crap.
That are you.
Is that our Holly?
Guys, guys, guys, let me join the damn green team.
Is that our Holly?
Okay, you get over there
Let me join the green team guys
As I only get like three more chances this until the green team
You're doing poor issues everything up frostbite just blow up our whole team
Guys, it's all go blue. Let's all go blue. Let's all go blue. Come on guys joy blue joy blue joy blue
I'm going to tell you just up.
All right, landmark, how come do you over here?
Guys, guys, all to a blue, everybody to a blue, everybody to a blue, guys.
We're all to a blue, we're all to a blue.
Oh, yeah, I'm on the blue team.
Fuck.
Shit.
Yeah.
Maybe some of the stream snipers were just listening and not watching.
last chance. Didn't work. Didn't
work. Last chance. Last chance,
guys. Last chance right here,
boys. I'm not here. I'm not
still just being you're not
still trying to play. Who's at
the base? Who's at the base?
I still have one more chance
to join. You guys keep playing.
I'll let you know if I'm out of
the fuck are these guys yeah this is nobody's kind of split up right now
you know these fuckers are clicking green it's not just coincidence because
the blue team stays open for like five minutes at a time so there's people in
in the game, there's a city here, click on the damn BG.
And it's you, and it's you, and it's you, and it's you,
and it's you.
Holy crap, guys, let me in.
I'm colorblind, good, good.
It'll help, it'll help.
And we didn't even have a fob set up or nothing
We have never had a fob set up
For real? Yeah, we've never had a fob guy on our team. It's a
Bro, we don't get fob guys. Well courage is a fob guy, but he was on the other team
Dude, I I spent the first two hours of that session just building
I had the large hammer before I think anyone even had any set up
So I was just building the mortars and the drills. I fucking I'm gonna blow
I'm going blue. I'm going blue.
I've only seen two players.
Oh.
You guys have to serve a spam and green team.
Yeah, there's two people on blue.
Damn it! Damn it! I thought that would work!
Oh my god! I thought that would work! I thought that would work!
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Oh my god. Oh my god. GUYS!
Oh no. I'm in this-
I can't get on the. Oh, we can
look at it by itself. Yeah, we
can break it up. Can you ask
whoever's next to you to leave
the team? I dude, I, I literally
chat. I can. What if you please
Yeah, I'm Adam
Are you not understand how I'm not in this game?
You might he might one guy might he's looking real sad right now. He might I think
I'll let you buy me
Thank you, general. We definitely need a follow-up. I opened our squad up, you know, I got you
Okay, can I buy a Bob and bring it over man
Fuck all you guys fuck all you guys for making me wait out there for 10 minutes
enjoy the stupid green team fuck you fuck you fuck you guys
I
I have all this I have a camera for someone
What happened
You're not going to go closer!
Let's get closer!
Let's get closer!
Stop the plane! I swear to God!
There's a tower coming up!
They're in the stoplight!
Jump off the tower and have fun!
Alright!
I'll have a parachute if you don't have to land me inside.
You're fine.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm a cosy pilot right here put this in the ground
My goodness unrelated question. Maybe was that you flying? Oh
Just one that was where he was flying
I think it's fine. What's wrong by the way? That's what makes you guys understand
That's completely fair. All right. Come on guys. All right. Come on. Good. Come on good
I'm scared. Lock it in boys. Lock it in.
So if anybody's building. Can we pull this out yet?
Do we need the code? No, no, we don't. We can't.
I dropped the camera there. Mark, help me. He's close, close on this hill.
I'm here. It's that far. There's a guy over here.
Yeah, yeah, close, close, close. Thank you.
No, no, no, look at my pen. He's got a pen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a pen.
I got him, got him, got him
I'm gonna go hit him son, this guy was nothing
Yeah, I think so yeah
Damn, how much you broke?
I think they're at the hill across the street from us
Yeah I think so
I'm gonna cross their teams up there
I move with you guys
Move behind you guys
I cover maybe there'll be a go up
Yeah yeah yeah, it's got a full army team
I don't know I don't know
You stupid
You guys see him is he coming back
They'd still fumble the click with hands
I
Right behind me
I saw the tree a couple times and solidarity for you
You know my homies hate that tree
No children live on!
Have you been lining up the hell?
Yeah!
Church? Yeah, the church.
Yeah, by the church.
Yeah, by the church.
That's the fib, boys.
I'm telling you, it's the best.
It's OP, you gotta get it, boys.
Hey, you tons of money.
Oh!
the field.
What's up, rogue? I'm here.
Somebody's right in front of me and the bush is in front of you. Somewhere.
I'm dead, rogue.
He's right here. He's on my body. Right on my body.
I'm blinded by a machine.
I have a burst right next to me.
I'm telling you the deep end is the most OP I'm this whole game
When you get the when you unlock the super sergeant you get 10 revives
You get 12 hundred dollars the 25
Oh, dude, whatever. Take it.
You got anything?
Okay.
Come with me, boys! I'm flying a helicopter!
I'm flying.
Come on, Mississippi. Come on, boys.
I'm fucking attacking.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
You're loading the gun now?
Can I trust your piloting?
Of course, of course. I'm the best pilot in the west.
I'm just going to get out of here.
You like it?
All right.
Don't you worry. I'm going to send a safe and sound.
I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him.
Don't leave. Don't leave.
I got to the bug. I'm going to pick you up. I got to the bus.
I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
Come on.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
No.
No.
other one other one guys this one over here this one over here
come on guys look at the helicopter
but landmine you get your ass in this helicopter right now i swear to god
no no somebody hop on somebody hop on
somebody hop on please please
somebody hop on somebody hop on
enemies parachuting into
Oh my gosh, oh my god.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm messing around, I'm messing up some dude.
Nothing, guys, nothing.
You're at the best pilot watch in the Mississippi.
We're going in hot.
We're going right to the hunt zone.
I had no fortune in son!
No, no, no!
You're a type of man!
I got a pound of a heart!
Oh, there's a-
I'll send you down a wall!
Really ask you how much gave you gift!
Where's my mom?
Mom, mom, mom!
I
Mind-hatching your flight, oh, it's beautiful
Don't you know I got the j-hook down to a tee right for the j-hook yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, hop it out
Right in the zone. That's actually perfect
Oh my god, you like my piloting.
Can we jump in?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right here.
Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, let's see.
Jump the balance.
Yeah.
I can come jump right through.
Stop the landing.
You see that?
You see that?
Yeah.
You see that?
Stop for a sure.
Stop the landing.
Stop the landing.
Go for it! Go for it!
He's right here!
Don't put people on me! Don't put people on me!
I'm down!
Nice!
He's down!
Are you jumping behind?
No, I'm not.
Wait, was that what you guys had shot me?
Yeah, but there's still a gun.
Come on, come on, come on.
Nice!
Oh, fuck!
I got another one.
someone here
another one
not you!
we got a cookin, one more cookin
well, not too savvy, not too savvy
there's still more in that hill
I took four of them down to this house, I think this house is clear
we're pretty good
We're taking the lead here good shit
And
You guys seem to bring any supplies you guys good in the back in the back in the back. Yeah, I'm more
Quick nice
Okay
Are you enough? You know these are me these are me
Yeah, it is actually under serious attack.
Oh, no.
He just normalized.
Do you want to go to that father or do you want to go to the hot son?
To the hot son.
To the hot son.
Blue Skirt and linen.
You got to make sure we got more numbers, more guys, more green goblins.
It's kind of a clean fight right there. I'm not gonna lie
I'm gonna drive our tank to tower one to help them out. How am I still in the negative?
Right here, right here. That's my question!
You know that's much
Yeah
Who take those don't take those same like literally in front of you
There's gonna be a lie
You're so precious to me
Now how are they even close to us where's this red team at with all these guys
He's such over here
Oh my god, my house.
Oh no, the guy you're coming too fast.
Get a bag to clean, get a bag to clean.
Hey, how are you?
Ow!
Yeah, they're heavy.
Oh, yeah, they are.
Yeah, I'm at power one.
I'm not trying to fight.
I got ship leader too much.
You're so good. Yes. Yeah.
Don't you worry, Mr. Capone.
I have to go to the to us.
Watch out.
Yeah.
Hey, what happened to watch this jacket?
What?
Do you have a
I have a deep about me.
I got a deep about me.
Go, go, go.
Yeah, it's my third shot.
Oh, yeah, I got you.
What's he watching?
Can you give it back to me?
I like it.
Uh oh. I think there's a grenade on us.
Oh, yeah, there is. Oh fuck.
Oh, god.
Oh, shit.
Oh, there's like a fucking artillery on you guys.
You guys are all fucking dead, huh?
Who guys? We are the D-Fim!
I'm over there, we're back, you guys!
No, I don't have a D-Fib anymore.
My body hits you! My body hits you!
My body hits you! My body hits you!
There's 20 people, there's 20 people at 3 HP.
Where are you guys right now?
I can drop the tank over there and help you guys.
I'm dropping you fuckers off in a safe zone! Get on the ground!
Hey!
Hey!
He's got it!
Hey!
I'm killing myself.
He's got a clear skin.
I'm killing myself.
Cuz I got the APC tank I can get right to where you guys died and you guys
I don't need the face mask
But fuck her to stop open
I'm sorry, I'm a highly intelligent volume member of the team to stop driving
Sorry, sorry
I told our whole team to come
Yes, everyone come
I'm dead. I'm dead. There was two guys across the street.
Um, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm
it's like we do it up yeah I'm dead I'm dead there was two guys across the
street have two racists across the street I should say I'm fine
thank you sir thank you sir I got a quick press I got a quick press
What was even made of that guy's taking a proof in the bathroom with the house next door?
How did you realize?
What the hell?
Help!
Help me please!
Help!
Please!
Please help me!
Please help me!
Please help me!
Please help me!
Oh
We being super duper serious
We so dead serious
Holy crap. Oh we so who gave speedy wonder the defibrillator and that was two
cock legs behind them actively reviving
try this time this time we're gonna buy and try my first food ranger and I must
Oh god. Oh shit. They got to cover. They have to cover.
I can respond.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, don't respond.
Strike team on the way. Where do you guys need them?
Oh, there's a location, a location.
What location?
There's a lot. There's like 20 people.
All right, listen. You guys are a strike team to save Peter and Symphony.
We're broken in.
I'm coming, Tiffany. I got too much.
Wait for the strike team. Wait for the strike team.
No, I am the strike team.
Oh, shit.
I
Fantastic holy shit dude this guy is the biggest
I've ever seen he doesn't take some poop in the bathroom
Watches the stream and then I speak to the window whenever I'm back alive
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Pete and I are both outside the front door.
Watch, I need some smokes.
Watch how many fucking people
are about to jump from this helicopter to save you guys.
Oh shit, oh shit.
I can't wait.
Oh my god!
Wait.
Oh my god, I'm really smiling.
Oh my god.
Oh dude, the strike D is arrived.
Don't worry, the cavalry has arrived.
What the fuck do we just get sucked up by?
Dude, why make the check out, dude?
Who do I make the check out, dude?
Thank you so much, Mr. Courage.
Okay, Shamu is in my stream.
He's a sub and just deliberately
drove his helicopter into ours.
Are you fucking serious?
I knew that.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Let's go, let's go.
Great try, dude.
Double time, double time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me buy a gun.
EEEEEE
Cripple
DEAD BITCH
EEEEEE
More
questions
You get this damn bird in the sky
You shut up!
Who did that?
Let's fly in the plane!
Let's fly in the plane!
Oh no!
Oh hell no!
Oh hell no!
We are dropping you off today right over the Hudson.
They're gonna land there now, I promise.
I don't think I can actually shoot him.
I would not do such a thing.
Back in on my head.
Okay, okay.
Where do we happen?
You know, they're coming to Cubshare right now.
What now?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Recommit it, boys!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm going to revive all these people. I'm going to revive all these people to have a whole army here.
It was rounded
back for
you sometimes you or is it just me you just you I don't anybody's body
they're talking to the helicopter headset
how we doing boys how we doing
we're getting around
we're getting closer
Oh, he's a quick little bugger.
We have our whole team here.
Holy shit.
We'll be with the house.
We'll be with the house.
I'll play with you.
I'll play with you.
The bungalow later is gone.
That's what the hell.
Yeah, I knew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Push him.
Push him.
Push him.
Push him.
Push him.
Oh, my god.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
oh my god
we still got more down
BG forever motherfucker
I'm in close wall
I'm in
I'll be right back, I just gotta pack a quick bag
where where
got one going
one more now
ahh it's only worth saving for that
it's only worth more
he smoked right here
Oh
We see that was with you man
We were their tower kind of still in the corner of the residential where I'm at that you do if you get that Joan
They're playing the zone right now. I'm kind of just walking down for this from it
Hmm, that should be where we beat this whole army over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, tell them all to go
I want a bunch of water much all right boys
This way I got confused to
Chopper chopper chop people off you dead on chopper
I got one red cross and another one got you fucking
I got one, I got one, I got one
Keep looking, keep looking
Go, go, go, go
There's no one, yeah, there's a building on my right
John!
Madam Abbott boys!
Give him a steal!
Oh my god, we only have a few minutes
Yeah, there's some of that
Got some, got some
Oh
I see I see I see I see
Take that pussy
There was one more there's one more on top on top of top. I mean I'm dead
I
Say life say life
So we just got a whole bunch of buggies by the way
This is every life gets second floor
We're getting mortared boys, we're getting mortared.
Oh we're getting snuck from the hill, snuck from the hill.
I don't have any advice for people.
Hey guys!
Thank you sir, thank you sir!
Oh
Just say it!
Get your ass up, soldier!
Blue's got a lot right now.
Is somebody pulling the zone?
Oh my god, blue's pulling the zone.
Oh, shit.
That's actually bad.
We need all of our team to gather.
Hey, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go!
They're not gonna be able to take the team from there.
Oh, this is blue and not red.
He's low.
What is wrong with this guy?
He's a terrorist!
This is gonna be the secure crowd.
We gotta run.
We gotta move guys, we gotta get out of this building.
One
I got to missy seat don't you worry about
I got to missy seat don't you worry about
I got to missy seat don't you worry about
Check out, check out, check out, check out.
There's one across the street.
Hey, where, where is he?
Where's he at?
Across the street.
Here, guys.
South, south-west in a building.
Got the left guy.
I'm on the move, on the move.
I got some scourge.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
You're late.
You just got our second-guide jab.
You just killed a jab.
I got too much.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, nice.
I said to him, he said it.
Okay, we're good.
I got too much.
Oh, my.
Oh, god.
I don't know, I don't think it's as much as I do!
Thank you! Thank you!
I stopped because no one was building, but I was under my chat.
I'm ready to build.
I'm ready to build and I have a fob set up on one of the buildings.
Where's one of those blue guys driving around?
I don't have a G4 for that.
Whatever, whatever you ready.
Baby, next game I'm down to build because I want to mortar everything under the sun.
Okay, now.
Chopper ahead! Chopper ahead!
Move to the hot zone, move to the hot zone.
Somebody has to rally those troops. Hey, Mike. You the coach is what he told us guys with the hot shirt
Oh
Shit, I'm getting chuffed out church. Yeah, yeah, Southville right now. I'm pushing over
Second check with that bag for like
Losing points again
We got we got it with a voice no wonder you gotta get a check
We're gonna have to get like on the wall. Yeah
Big baggie, hold on now, hold on now.
I'm gonna fear.
Little chump chump.
Oh, Mr. Roco, my little-
There's one good bag good a man.
There's Mr. Nipple, my little-
There's one good bag good a man.
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys.
Ah, I couldn't tell you anything.
Let's ride!
I believe that's what they've been shooting all their mortars from.
I'm behind the car.
So, watch out.
Okay, got you down there.
Oh, watch out.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, it's the best it's the best you get gasoline there you get a tasty
burgers, do you a couple racists? I'm telling you, top five gas stations!
No, I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Couple of bees are taking you!
I can't smoke from my body though, if you want to use that.
No, not necessary.
I'm out of charges. I demand we do it. Oh my god. I'm out of charges. At least I revived
12 people. Holy crap. You do have 17 revives right now. I cannot. Are you made to set up
I
Won't go away. I'm scared that if I survive you just come on this hill
Why can't I revive you
That's all I'm rubbing your nipples. I'm rubbing your nipples
If you want one oh god, hey go ahead and reset
I
Laugh it
Laugh it boys
As I get supercharger for the the fibrillator was I tell you guys are missing out if you don't have it a fibrillator
It makes so much damn money
So much damn money
I'm only a little mine on medic. I need
Love it. I think
Why what you want in sort of
on the APC which is where do you get the advanced
batteries oh wait this is a blue enemy fog tank on our
we get the advanced batteries at
or one year oh there we go more dogs level
forty five go get out your solo and over there
holy shit we're going close to that
hey how are you
Hey, how are you wait do we even need to fight that anymore?
I guess I think I'm going to crash him.
Hey, how are you?
Tell me a little bit about yourself, pal.
Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Oh, uh, you know, I'm a good old-
Maybe later.
Guys, where are you?
I'm coming in, I'm coming in, they're responding.
I
Get it boys lucky it
Will be never don't do that. We'll be never know about that guy
Yeah, I'm trying to get there, but it's
Yeah, I don't know you're gonna be able to get here. I'm kind of just
If we have anything to both this blue tank, we got C4
We ran it with our take with ram this other take with our take
Oh shit
Oh
Do we get this building is this our building I
I
Grab the building and I put up Bob, and I'm building it right now. We just need an APC
Like 20 guys over here have any would you have any idea how to take down tower one?
Oh
Whatever you think is best we're just trying to we got a ton of guys in town one right now
I'm trying to take you down. Thank you. What do you guys kill me? I need a heli
I don't think so I don't I don't think you can
How do we get up here?
Oh, you can jump on that thing, yeah!
Oh, good thinking, bud!
Ah, perfect.
Alright.
Okay, there was like 15 other morons that you could have shot, chief.
I
You want fuck this tower let's go to the zone bottom of the game
This is a zone
I smoked his body. I'm gonna try to cross
I got like 20 green guys over here to the zone
Oh
Don't you worry. Don't you worry, bud. Yeah, he's just staring at me with a fucking sniper.
Go, go, go!
Oh, where's the door in this place? What direction is the door?
Where the hell am I getting shot from?
The tower to the north.
You don't own that tower, do you?
You gotta get it?
Yeah, I got a fob on me.
Stand up! Every time I fucking stand up!
Goddamn!
Oh, damn it!
Oh, you didn't need him, Bob. You're a dirty fuck.
Okay, they're truly gay
I can get you
On me I think it has charge I think I'm not sure
Just watch the sniper
There's two there's two evil men too bad made on me
Yeah, in the game in the game in the game, of course in the game, of course
In the game, of course, of course, of course
Why are they not like you? I don't know
Not only to help the team, it makes you a ton of money. It's like a hundred and sixty thousand dollars.
Or is that not currently in this game?
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm building up. This is looking pretty good here.
Someone want to buy a heli?
Oh
She make it here
Come on a landmark
That's okay, that's okay some men take love there's just good others
Of course of course of course
All right.
Jack, you can get in right here on me.
I can go all the way here.
Okay, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where are you?
I've got some parts of this.
You guys, this game is so discombobulating.
I like to even think about Jack.
Yeah, I have no thoughts.
There's too much going on.
I look at the town like a billion times when I'm playing talk.
I'm probably looking at like 10 times.
Every sponsor here, Jack?
I can't even think straight.
Even when I'm not even into the fight.
The fight
Another we're inside tower cloud right now
You should turn it off or turn it up
Oh, turn it up!
Turn that, man, turn it up!
Okay, turn it up!
Let's go, Pop.
Can you go up top?
There's a room with, uh, something you can kind of hold, hold that one.
You see?
Oh, come on.
Are you jumping?
Are we jumping?
I'm going for it!
I'm going for it!
We're jumping in!
It says it's cooling down now, fuck.
One, live up one!
Oh, my god.
Okay, I'm hacking this pop here.
We're in the zone already.
We're in the zone.
Let's just find a place to hide.
We're taking a spot.
We're in the zone already. We're in the zone. Let's just find a place to hide.
We're taking over Tower 5.
That guy is an aviac pilot.
The BB's out of familiar with that one.
Another one.
Who's that?
Oh, a BB, a BB, a BB.
There's one right at the top of the hill.
There he is, there he is.
One more to the left.
One more to the left.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
are we assed I'm killing myself right now in the
I just came up here and killed all three.
You'll supply
Why didn't I back I didn't
Actually about to do much
No, I'm still in this
Well, what are dollars is mine?
We got to push this hill. We got to push this hill.
You watch the hill. I'm going to re-guide you guys, mate.
I got too much.
I haven't made it, they seem to have taken shots from the north.
I'll go watch Symphony, close up.
Yeah, what do we do?
Got him.
Got him.
Nice.
I think I heard one more, am I right?
They didn't even do that.
The hell are these guys?
Another one on my right too.
A BB, a BB.
Got him?
No, one more, one more.
Dead?
Dead.
Right at the tower, right at the tower.
Yeah, yeah.
One on me as well.
Got him.
Take your time.
Take a shot.
You okay, your guy?
Yeah, I got him.
Got him.
Oh, a BB, thank you.
Go, go, go, go.
I don't know
I can get him up. Okay. I got a few more bands. I'm gonna hold right here.
We get all right. Right? I'm off. Huh? Fuck you. I can cover you.
I'm going to pick some of you up. I'm going to fuck you. Fuck you. Piece of shit.
One's pushing smoke. Oh, that's a team. That's a team.
I see him, see him, see him.
Yeah, yeah.
Looking.
Nice, bro.
Who'd you shoot over here?
What, you guys, I'm here?
On our right?
On our right?
No, it's on the right.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
It's me, it's me.
Oh, God.
It's me.
I'm trying to get nervous around here, too, guys.
Right?
Oh, God.
Keep it.
Keep it.
Keep it in the squad.
Keep it fun.
Yeah, brother.
Yeah, brother.
Yeah, brother.
I think they killed two, though.
Yeah, yeah.
I think they killed two dogs.
Yeah, I can't!
Two mates.
They're not even more.
It was Blue Team and it was Red Team.
Multiple landing, multiple landing, or at least...
Or at least...
Got him.
Got him.
89 degrees in there residential.
89 degrees.
In there residential.
Doing great, bro.
We're doing great.
In there residential.
89 degrees in there residential.
Well...
Hey, this house right here?
I came...
Oh, my name box.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That was your name taken to show. That was me. My bad. Okay. White house pink
And they're talking to each other in there. Oh my god. I wish I could be there
My bad, my bad. Oh, we're cooking guys. We have 40 guys in the jar. Oh my god. I have no ammo and I
You can't you can't you guys enjoy the team?
Sure
To oh my god got three there's still more
You can do it
I said I was interested in what the fuck I keep telling you bitches to get the
damn thing you like it
do you have the dysmedic level up with the SMG? yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
I'm so much money every time you defend yourself when you get 1200 to 2500 dollars
and I'm defending like five to ten people for life
I'm coming. I'm going.
He said the yellow building, uh, the yellow bottom.
I'm not going to do too much.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Why are you going to do too much?
EEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEE
Four guys! Four guys!
I said why are you going to do that?
Four guys!
Four guys!
What the?
Please come out of the way!
You try and shoot me, Jackass!
I killed him! I killed him!
The front close for us.
We're all behind the bay.
We're taking fire! We're taking fire!
We're all flaky out of...
No, they're cockatoo-ing it. I'm coming, Tiffany! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Gotcha, boys! What about a game, Peter? What about a game?
And I am the game! And I am the game! I'm on my way!
Gotcha!
Are we serious?
Oh, man! Jenkins just blew my face off of his double-barrel socket from the inside of that house. Be careful.
Not me inside the house, he's got a double-barrel, he's just creeping around in there.
I hear him, I hear the pussy.
I hear the ponder pussy.
He's pussy, he's pussy, he just killed my ass.
He's pussy, I swear to God.
How do I use these defense?
Hold down left quick till it turns up and then you let go.
The circle at the bottom has to fill up and then you let go, looking at my body.
It's not working.
It might not have charged.
Did you take my defense without a charger?
Watch my back.
Watch my back.
Guys, you motherfuckers!
Get some defense!
They're not the brightest peanut.
They're not the brightest peanut.
I like how I'm out to revive and landmark four times when I'm dead.
It's over!
It is over!
I might as well just hack it up and go.
They're not the brightest peanut.
They're not the largest peanut.
They're not the over, Roger.
Here you go, here you go.
Please pick me up.
You are inviting a wrong person.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Why did you so much uh, pick me up?
Give me a hand.
The other guy's not going to know.
There's more.
There's more.
Look at the window.
It's the closer the window.
Be careful of that.
The one that blows the strongest.
It's the closer.
He's supposed to do this.
Oh.
He just killed me.
Pick up the deep ends again.
Pick him back up.
You guys are so good.
Holy shit, guys.
You guys are literally crownswogging.
There's a Roomba with a double-blown shotgun taped to it in the house!
I need your DMs, sir, here.
Oh my god, I just got needed!
My teammate just needed me!
It's our fucking teammate!
Same scene, same scene, Mr. Oblivion.
Yo!
Is this guy trolling us?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, he's- he's- he's alright.
I think he has a big mistake.
A big mistake, big mistake.
He thinks he's healing.
He must kill him.
He has to go over here.
Oh, shit.
Holy crap.
Alright, I have backup. Thank you.
We're meeting by one. We gotta come back.
Oh my god, we're running.
One more? There's maybe one-
I got two boys don't worry. Oh wait no someone stole my D-Fibs
I appreciate you so much so my deep fibs you're all gonna die here
I thought I was a gona.
Saw the stars.
Oh.
Is he going to have my defibs?
I'm so sorry.
Is he going to have my defibs?
Gotcha!
Where are you knots?
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going, I'm coming.
I'm getting healed, I'm getting healed.
Okay, okay, oh wait never mind he fucked up
Shit they're back. I got one. There's more here though. I'm gonna drag you. I'm gonna drag you
No!
What left?
Oh, yeah, I was just a lick of time.
Bro, do you have any fast revive, or should I kill myself?
I killed myself.
Oh, is he fingering you?
He's fingering me.
He's fingering me.
I tell myself
Is he figuring you he's figuring me he's figuring me. Oh my god guys guys. I don't see it's a damn
I swear to God, holy crap after this game, they'll be medical
And when you guys go down, you've got a full DHD certified doctor team.
Stratzer, right into the best hospital in the United States, when I go down, it's three
illiterate people in some third-world countries just poking me with their fingers.
Oh, shut up.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God!
Little Simpsonsilly, Little Simpsonsilly!
How do I keep this to myself?
Oh, Mr. Minks, Mr. Rowley,
do you know how I can spawn our tanks?
What good thing?
I'm stuck here.
I'm Mr. Leporeed and Mr. Swatzenbob.
What good thing is it?
What good?
What good?
Ah, man!
Oh my God, thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
What?
I'm not the spot.
Yo, I got two of these bombs, they are on it.
Yo.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Hey, how are you feeling?
If I die with this kid, I'm fucking...
I'm poor, please.
Oh my god, thank you.
I'm ahead of you.
I have nothing, I just bought this mouse and I'm poor.
I'm so poor.
to the circle boys to the circle
stupid what the fuck oh dude don't wait for one shot fuck I mean what game it
leave me doing a funny break crap what are you doing
what are you doing with what else
the circle is coming at us we gotta kill him
there's supposed to be just a simple wizard break it a simple wizard break it
Good one.
Good one.
Okay, I killed one and that was better.
I think I'll try to push building behind.
Jumping, jumping, jumping.
I'm coming with you, budge!
Jump!
I'm not really a good spot, but I did kill one coconut.
They're doing faster than I thought.
They're doing faster than I thought.
I'm the basketball player.
Yeah, yeah.
I killed one, I mean.
Peanut, I'm a risky red as my board.
Oh, yeah, I see you got right there.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, yeah, it's on me.
It's on me.
Oh my god, run!
That was a close one.
Hey, bro, I don't know if I'm building it.
I don't even have my divan right now.
I'm risking it.
I'm risking responding.
Yeah, just go ahead and respawn.
I'm risking it.
I'm definitely respawning.
We're pushing you to smoke?
If I get metamac, I'm out.
Yeah, though.
I don't know if you see something, it's the ones behind me.
Are you upstairs?
Oh, you're upstairs?
I'm fucking it up there.
We do a freight to kill all these guys.
What are you doing?
We're gonna kill all of them.
I'm on the right side.
Fuck.
Oh, I see it.
Right, right, right.
That's...
Yeah, we're getting shot at.
Yeah, I might be the best one.
We're gonna do here?
Yeah.
They're on the tower. They're on the tower. They're on the roof of that tower.
No way!
I spawned, killed the spawn camper at the APC and I'm taking the tower.
I
Hey, hey, hey you hey, hey you can't get up. Fuck you fuck you
You are so lucky you are so lucky
You do not look you are do you know how lucky you are?
No, I'm going to go in this over. I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself
We have to go hot some of this game is like yeah, we gotta go we gotta go. I don't know the doors
There's only way to keep more people alive in the zone like out of fast. Yeah, I don't know I
There's gotta be some type of device
Yeah
100% 100% my budget I want to be on line again to charge it
My wisdom my wisdom
Level 11 medic
You level up the fast medic reduced. Oh, I'm fucked the SMG's
We're currently somehow not in the hot zone, but we're those players. That's good
Yeah, I'm walking over there just so you can hold up before me please
Kill me kill me right now kill me kill me me have any plate. Oh, is that a yeah? Oh my yo, I tell me
It's in it and right in the side of the fridge. Yeah, I'm cooking up directly 52
you shooting with this tower here we should probably wrap right now we can
wrap right there's a guy at church Tony knows yeah there's gonna be a lot
there six just landed in fuck six six landed at the church yeah like a little
bit left of it my guys are the police bond digs not even we're healing yeah
we're having right here
Yeah, top of the hill. Right there.
I'm just holding the angle.
Yeah, I'm working up.
One dead on me.
I don't see him. I'm gonna run up now.
Another guy flying in right now. Another one.
Best of that?
Yeah, two guys flying in.
One dead flying.
More?
Yeah.
No antenna. Wait, why's he doing antenna?
He's in the bush here. Oh, he's in the bush.
Oh, okay.
20 speed you're gonna wait it gets money
you see me throw in the building okay okay
don't act yeah I just saw see my angle there there's no way
we're crossing there's no peace at all of it you guys
that's what he said yeah for sure for sure what side of the church
oh you side north side oh my god there's a lot of there everywhere there's another
20 bucks I'm coming oh my god oh yes don't give up yet boys I'm coming I'm coming
I can't lie that was my first shot I was trying to dial it in sorry
Don't you dig it up? I got that was intentional that was I even gave him the
Oh, no
We only have a three-point lead
I'm coming
They go
to the bitch
Apple tree Johnny Apple see the death
I'm low I'm low two down
Yeah
No, thank you
I'm ordered to sell a little farm so dialing in
I'm just kidding you can have a little rise box of course you can
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Sight me forever, pussy!
Oh, my God.
Hey!
God, yeah.
I'm going to the church. I'm going to the church.
It's for treating enemy territory.
Ah, perfect.
Broke!
I got a bandage.
Oh, shit.
I think I saw him on the red team!
This is some boo guy!
He's right on me. He's right on my body.
Yeah
It's meant to be it's meant to be strategic. Oh, of course. Of course. Of course. Yeah, take that tree and ground around tree
Good work, Mr. Curran
Made a packet
I'm gonna go to the church I have the I have the inside right now
You just got any goodies
Oh sure it's the red team you saved you saved you saved you saved oh
excuse me we're fine we're fine we're fine
top three favorite thing to do I'm down here I'm down here I would never stop
doing that top three favorite thing to do in the game lock it in boys lock it in
That was me
Let's go let's go
This might be rough if you be there on the tower girl, oh no.
Full garage that much.
Fuck, it's weird.
Don't give up boys, don't give up.
Never back down, never what?
Never give up!
I died on the wall?
I killed one of my men.
Where is he?
He's might be dead, he died, he died.
I got you, I got you, oh, oh, what the?
We got this got me
We're scoring we're scoring we're scoring
We're scoring we're scoring
I'm dead
One right on me one right on me
Autumn tower we're inside tower we're inside tower
We're inside we're inside
Smoke in the zone get in the smokes
We might do it we might do it
Oh my god
We might do it
You're good you're good
No!
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
There's a very handsome chisel man
at the bottom of the hill, he's coming!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
I got him, but I got him!
Surely, we have someone with the...
I got him, I got him!
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think!
Oh, looky, looky, looky, looky, looky!
Stay in the circle, stay in the circle!
Coconut, coconut! Can you hear me, watch?
Copy, watch it over!
Copy, watch it over! I'm heading to your ETA
your ETA instill location.
One five, two five bravo.
Have your cock out at your earliest convenience.
I have it out.
No soldier left behind.
I got space flight, it's got to stop.
It's okay, that's okay.
You might have left me behind.
You're dead.
I'm down, I'm all the way down.
Shit, I'm safe.
I'm gonna pick them up, I'm gonna pick them up.
Don't come back, just cover.
Fuck.
Ah!
Ah!
We are cooking up, we are cooking up!
No, there's so many flying in.
No, no, I got nothing on me, man.
Don't, don't even, if you can't...
Hello.
They're all over the fucking place.
A little bit of packing, a little bit of packing.
I'm in danger.
That's okay, Pumbaa Pete's gonna protect you.
Oh, yeah, we are about to win.
Oh my god, we're about to win this comeback, won't we, Zip?
That's super fucking close.
Dude, I'm in the crazies.
The BB is coming, the BB is coming.
I was on the other side.
Die, die, my man.
I got you, BB.
Breathe it in.
Guys, guys, guys.
There's a guy at the top of the radio tower
with a sniper.
Look at it all, dude. Be careful.
Be careful, be careful.
I'm coming, I'm coming. We've got to push circle.
Good way.
Let's go, get up, let's go, get up out, please.
Hey, where are you? Where are you?
I'm losing you!
Hey, where's my gun?
Over here, please!
Come here, come here.
Come, come!
I'm coming, hang on.
Come come!
No, Red Squadron, Red Squadron!
No!
No, we can't let Red Wind come!
Give me, give me, give me, give me!
I got two, I got two!
I'm dead!
I thought you said nothing!
I have a telephone tower!
What the fuckers?
Oh my god!
No!
Go get a respawn, respawn!
Hop on the alicum, hop on the alicum!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I might have the APC.
Oh my god!
No
No, there's no way you lose this round. There's no way.
Dude, I'm gonna get it.
Hey, hey!
Can you use this calm point?
Please, sorry, this calm point's there, please.
This calm point, it's at least in the zone.
Guys, red team is at 98. We need people in the hot zone right now.
Take us to the hot zone! Take us right to the hot zone!
We have four randoms. We've all died to one guy and no one calls out to the opposite city there.
We might be able to see this. We might be able to see this. I got a full helicopter. Hey, Michael.
You got like one minute. Yeah, you got to go like now.
This is the hot shot right now! We're about to win! Go, go, go, go, go!
We might make it. We might make it. We might make it. We might make it. We might make it. We might make it. We might make it.
Go go go go!
RIN RIN RIN RIN!
Go go go go go!
Trap trap trap!
Oh shit that.
Oh shit, please stupid.
Sir, sir, I'm hiding.
Death to the hot stone.
Death to the hot stone.
Death to the hot stone.
No I'm dead I'm dead!
Get a status deep fim.
Deep fim him right now. I'm sure you want deep fim right?
Of course everybody's got a deep fim.
Everyone's gotta leave them around. He's fine
I'm just gonna kill myself and smart back on the other take nine. This is huge. This is huge. This is huge
We got this. We got this. This is our moment
We got more people jumping in. I'm coming. I'm coming
We have 30
I'm backing up their helicopter respawning
I'm there boys. I'm there. I'm there.
Seven go boys. No, go go. You guys have to do it. You have to do it. They're gonna have massive reinforcements coming up once though
You hold the circle or good
Right only is three people
Three people holy crap. Yeah, they got boys
Let's are all heading over in black ox like right now
Anyway
Bucks but the big ones
Bob of smokes! Get in!
12 guys, one big blackhawk.
Sorry?
It fits 12 people with 12 slots.
Did you see that move?
Yeah, I saw that one.
I think it was called blackhawk up.
Blackhawk, big blackhawk down.
No, you think you're blackhawk up.
This is my first, if we win this, I'd not want a game or scene a game that's 100 to 99.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta have master.
He's coming.
We're last minute.
They just they just pop it.
I'm gonna show free needs.
I'm gonna push them.
Shoot the shoot the thing.
You got this.
Shoot the antenna.
There's the black.
There's the black.
22.
The red team.
I'm dropping in! There's like a hundred of them dropping in points!
Holy shit!
Look at the sky! Look at the sky!
Holy shit!
Where do you need these?
Oh my god!
Shoot him out of the fucking sky!
Oh my god, here we go!
Oh my god!
Shoot him out of the sky!
Hold the line! Hold the line!
Oh my god, you're mine!
We need to get out of here!
We need to get out of here!
Too easy! Too easy!
99 to 100.
Oh, I'd be pissed.
I would be pissed right now.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Good work!
Good work!
Good work!
And Blue Team participated, too.
And Blue Team was there, too.
You have 7 points.
Yeah, yeah, because I'm a good teammate.
I'm a good teammate.
78 kills.
Cinema.
Cinema.
Absolute cinema absolute cinema. Are you just a right? Yeah. Yeah, well here
My last one. Yep. I'm
A new map
No, but what about what about one more?
That's all you bro, that's all you
I'll let you take this, I'll let you take this look.
I'll let you take this look.
But I'll let you take this look.
I'll let you take this look.
She's got all the candy if it was, wait I was saying all that.
Jesus, here we go again.
Gee.
Gee.
Gee's playing on GG.
I swear to God if you miss this, take my breach bond.
Oh, I'm worried about it now.
Oh my God.
You really gotta flick it.
You know, you really gotta flick it real good.
We are good. I need a vibrate. We still do the green here.
Hold on to the mask. Yeah, we got this.
It'd be so tough in the same lobby.
Courage, we doing that?
We doing the building fog or no?
As we hold up, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's round.
Wait, guys, you always do.
We should join the crowds game on an opposite team
and beat his ass, too.
Yeah, come on. Yeah.
We're going like that.
On stream, Sniper.
Wait, so do I back out?
Let me see, let me see who he's with, let me see who's got enough of an army.
Oh wait, he's not even in chat, wait, I might have been one guy, he might not even be playing.
I think I just got one guy.
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
He got up, wait, let me see who's like playing the game, let me see who, let me see who I'm playing.
You wanna mess with me?
Are you seeing the money?
Yeah.
Hey, when someone's online and doesn't tell you the game they're playing, when you click
on their name and then it says WarDog's playtest at the bottom, does that mean they're playing
WarDog's playtest?
Does that mean it's the last game they play?
Wait, on the friends list?
It might be the last game they played, or maybe they're hiding.
Or maybe it's the game I'm playing.
Maybe they're hiding from stream snipers.
Are we leaving or what are we doing?
I don't think we're leaving.
No, I don't think we're leaving, I don't think we're leaving.
We're all just trying to get on the same team.
Yeah.
But it's choosing to be challenge.
Yeah, they're gonna just make it so you can make a party in the lobby and then you just
join.
All together.
That'd be nice.
Or custom servers.
Well, that won't work.
It doesn't like you making teams more than two people uneven.
So if you have seven people, you can just join 1D.
Oh, yeah.
Server browser and how that is he's kicked somebody out. Yeah. Yeah, I'll get this little shop shop going on pretty soon. Don't you worry boys?
You using two fingers or just one finger. Oh
First two finger time a guy you get me. Yeah, you get me
I'm talking right now.
Have you been on to Double Fister?
My dad always said two in the pink and one in the stink.
That's what he was.
Your dad said that.
Your dad is the most generous.
He is a gentleman, yes.
Truly a gentleman.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
I want to play, dude.
He was the best. I remember we come over and we play like Yatsi and hide the finger and monopoly
and the game of life and whose hand is that? What was that middle one?
It was what? Good times. Good times. Good times. Good times. Good times. Good times.
He tested. Core 91 cent. Mr. Nutt, want to thank you and the Bungulators. It has helped me keep me sane during the roughest of
times in my life. Next,
thank you. Thank you.
You about that last night.
Wait, I'm probably sleeping it off.
Give me. Did you sleep last night?
A very, very, very tough night sleep yesterday.
And why?
You went over the Z chums to be part of the subatons.
Each of us got a bed that has four hydraulic pistons on the bottom
and is checking move the bed.
kind of make it rock you shake going on over there hold on now
where is it going to stand and stuff like that
I don't know if he's that advanced with a hydraulic press I don't know he's got that
felt like the better had a hydraulic press see that yeah because your eyes will hear it
as I cannot get oh my god I can't I can't I can't
Oh, should we I see dude, yeah, I can't get it. I'm not it
You can't even get in
Did you make that game just air-backing people?
I'll try to bring supplies but no buildings
Jeb be five good or no
Do we test it out? We all in here. Are we good? I'm still trying to join
I remember doing that in the previous beta and these guys go to the blue
mp5 and mp9
Stabs
I got 233,000 smackledoos I'm good
I'm allowed to blow it all on these up a cell
gentlemen we need a fob and a builder a fob and a builder
I can make supplies
I thought I had a vehicle and started driving them over
I just spent a hundred grand on a fucking truck
a fob and a builder
oh I got kicked for an activity
Oh, fantastic.
That means you have to leave.
I'm not even joking.
I don't think those guys can join.
Let me try joining.
Hold on.
I can join you.
Yeah, but there's going to be a Q-Fi now.
I can actually go right back in.
Oh, nice.
Maybe they added the thing to all of our couch.
Ooh.
I know.
You got that motion, Pete?
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Ten more ten toes right now right now.
Oh shit!
We're getting a full-
Ah, there's my boy!
There's my boy!
I'm gonna be running Huey Supplies too.
Okay, go.
Did you ask those guys if they're building and then did they tell you if they are or not?
Yeah, we have a builder.
Yeah, one of them.
Did you ask him about Tower?
I'm driving this big bitch
We're probably gonna try hitting tower one, but we're gonna need a lot of help
They're pro
anybody I'm sorry we all not okay let's wait is I need
for you boss look I'm missing something oh actually about this is the better
I'm trying out the every five boys
Should we do this on top?
You're a very trusting individual for the third time in a row.
Hey, who's firing this thing?
I'm burning the supplies now.
This should better be good boys. I'd spend like a hundred thousand dollars doing this.
Oh
Yeah, you build the base
Yeah, we're gonna be building it we got they got the Bob up and they got a builder up
I
Space
Good point sir, thank you
Lots of big squad road
Yeah, you guys, it's literally just me and the db and like not other people.
I'm in.
Oh, and if you choose a cousin of mine, if you want to keep him in there, this guy's already killed it.
What the hell? There's already snipers poached up in every direction.
If he joins back, he'll leave mail.
Get some bitches, get your bitches on your dick.
Oh, judging.
What is going on around here?
Yo, I'm gonna go fuck that guy.
Uh, can one of you guys branch on your way to uh...
Hey, yeah!
If you want.
Uh, I'm gonna leave the...
This one I'm gonna leave the pilot in the fucking helicopter in our in our squad
I think you big fat farts
You guys kill him
Yeah, I think he's dead.
Yeah, he's dead.
Now he sees his body.
Aw, that works.
All right.
Amidia, are you running supply this game?
Yeah, I'll run supply this game.
Wow.
God, fuck that guy.
Fuck him.
I've never seen nothing like him.
Yeah, he's cooking it in the game because we're not.
I told you.
Stupid bitch.
Didn't he get back? Didn't he get AFK?
Well, well, well, well, what do we have here?
What do we got here, big man?
What's going on here?
What's going on up here? What's going on, uh...
What's going on up here, chief?
Huh?
Oh.
Oh.
That's... excuse me.
Oh my god, I'm in. I'm in.
Are you building mats?
Are you building mats for now?
Yeah, I'm going to squad hold up.
Uh, Rogue, Rogue, Rogue.
I'm going to keep this pilot in our squad, I guess.
Just going to keep doing runs with us.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Good thinking.
Is it the evil pilot?
No, it's the 16,000 hour guy.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
What do you need, Curge?
I
Mindy miss rogue. What do you need just building for now? I'm just going. Yeah, I'm just on my way over now
I wash the stadium and then residential to the one to the northeast
I
Only one like you why
Oh my god, we how do you get the code that you're G4 now?
No, that'll drop the code, but typically I think if it's two or I think if it's two or three towers
You have to get both controlled or all three controlled for it to even show a number
I
Think they're
I hear a lot of people inside the stadium boys, lot of gang activity going on here boys.
Be careful.
Be careful.
We're keeping on this.
We need to keep going up.
I'm on the roof.
Our team is dead at our tower.
They're under a roof right now.
I killed two.
I'm moving up, I'm moving up.
They're pushing T1.
We need help at T1.
We gotta hold it.
We can't let go of that.
They're pushing T1 we need help with T1. We got to hold it. You can't let go of that
Me wrong, please say me please
You see me you see me he means me. Hey step aside. Yeah, right?
Hey, I was doing really good. I was doing really good. I just want to get accused of access once just one time
But what gun you using baby and be fine? I just want the 8k is that good? I've heard it's good. Yeah
Yeah, Rogue said she's favorite, but he's the only person I've seen the whole world. This is
That's true though.
Right there, uh, they're taking you right now.
Tina, how many in there?
Uh, the last time I saw there was one more on my level and then a couple more on the roof on his right.
I can use two medical assistants.
Surely you have the defibrillator, right?
No, but I can do the, uh, I got this thing.
Oh, the house with the creature.
There's still one on the roof, by the way.
There's much, there's much. I'm gonna heal up.
They might have names, I can check their bodies, let me go up.
There's three on the roof side here.
Two on the roof, two on the roof.
Don't move up any second.
I'm going in!
Actively on mark.
I think I can make a stop.
I'll stay on it on the roof.
Okay, come on.
I'll dead, I'll dead.
Oh, he's trying so hard.
Don't worry, you're a fuck is so sexy
You're so sick. What do you say, Crunez? Am I cheating?
No, I'm not.
Good question though. Good question. A lot of people ask me that.
Hey, will you fucking stay up, pal?
Get up, soldier!
This Huey is a fucking old-
What the hell, guys?
Get off your ass!
Who are the laziest soldiers I have ever seen in my life?
Get out!
Oh my goodness. Will you get up? It's not that time.
Guys! It's not! Damn it, guys! It's not that time!
Pino, what's wrong? What's wrong? I'm here.
There's like a hundred guys up here of our own just taking vams.
I've told them it's not that time. I keep reviving them.
Hey, hey chief, hey chief you take one from now I'm fucking your ass
I'm here with you
I don't really know what the rest of them are, I guess they're hot then we
Peekishly
Oh wait, did you ping someone else?
I pinged a guy across the street right here
I don't know what he went out
Two different guys in, are my guys like mini maps, game or something?
Oh they've got our tower fully held, okay tower one is lost
no way guys yeah this is my bag they've got a foot they've got so many
people there and they're not missing I'm driving my team here now I'm not with
you
my bag you stupid but I'm gonna be stupid
There's two there's two in there there's two in that room there's two in that room behind the bar
I can't hold a fucking you can't hold a tower
I will be tipping you $10 for a bite of me
I saw a guy with a gun over here you get a job get a job bum
I'm gonna eat a $10 gift. I'm gonna eat a $10 gift
Well, thank you good chair thank you good chair one more me
Okay, well all my rises around because he's guys decided to take 10 consecutive days
I hit him once, I think I'm not sure you can check your damage
Hold up
Wait a minute hold up wait a minute hold up
Wait a minute something right
Some a right did that look to stick to steady one ounce? I think that guy
Might be casting spells in the stadium. That could be a wizard
That could be a wizard gentlemen. I saw a couple fireballs a little orb. He was holding I saw his purple robes
I don't know what's going on, but he might be a master of the dark arts
Don't want to say anything for sure though. Take that with a great shot
Oh, and everyone's dead
Coconut coconut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you and me. Where are you? Let's go. I'm right here. Where are you?
You know, maybe
You feel it. I'm feeling it. Let's go. Where are you at?
What the fuck I'm right here
Can't park there
oh that wrong what are you doing just hanging around you read the
helicopter you're not that group you are where where are you
I'll see you
I'm over
You guys running hot zone right now?
Shut up, bitch
Yeah, I will yeah, I will they're gonna be able to pull it. Yes, I will
Don't get up shoot the pilot of this helicopter right now
I
Have children I have been so let work shoulder. Did you that that's a soldier they can follow orders?
That's right, that's right
follow me boy follow me gang of course of course you're fine soldier gotta keep
you in line
Oh, what's here, Mr. Coconut?
Yee-ee, good-bye, Coconut.
Yee-ee.
I got $16,000, by the way.
I'm not feeling too good.
Not gonna revive you just yet.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're a good soldier, ain't you?
You know how to fall worse, don't you?
Oh, yeah, you know how to fall worse, don't you, soldier?
Oh, yeah, you do.
Hey, there's someone coming down to kill us
I'm up. Oh fuck. Fuck it boys. Lock it in. We just killed our entire team doing that. That's right
Sticks happening in the heat of passion. This is scratch. This is scratch, but it'd be a flesh wound
They'll get over it. It's an emotional battle. How are you alive? Did you parachute out? Yeah, I've been shooting
I believe I was the APC
No, no
got they got both the towers or that at least got our tower I'm underneath our
tower I think you take it back the train down there what is it I'm not gonna
run supplies anymore
yeah you said Steve oh they're mine
there's a guy right in front of us being right here on the hill which much I feel
you be shooting our compadre over there yeah he probably is we die 50 cent hey
Mr. Peanut, can you with my mother? Happy birthday. He's a true bungalow later
Oh
Wait, where? Where?
I think it's northwest.
Do you wanna fall back to the church and hold there?
Shhhhhh!
Maybe we could!
I'm sure I'm running, I'm running, I'm running!
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay.
You know what we do.
I don't know, I mean...
I should be running down that hill and go get him!
You wanna go like this way and flank around that guy and wrap him?
Perhaps. Perhaps.
What do you know? Wait, I just realized like seven of us just left. Where do we go? Oh,
for fuck's sake. What is that? This is the stream time that's been following us around.
It's fine. You can't really see the second as long as you're moving. Maybe it is. I don't
know. Good to just be random. Hopefully it's just random. Peace, God be with me.
Okay, let's take a bite of this bit random fake God. Thank God. Please follow me around for like three games
You got our tower back boys. Oh good work
I'm bringing the apc down
Where do you think the sniper is?
If I was a sniper I mean the tallest point I could be maybe that uh, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, yeah
Oh, thank you, my thank you. We're getting someone gets up from the Northwest
Oh
You okay, no, not really but not really not really
It's got sucked out of the vacuum chamber on a spaceship
ship absolutely folded in half absolutely folded in half I I'm not
feeling too good I see I might have to kill myself
I don't know what that was I was a powerful weapon that was easy boys a
powerful weapon
I killed a guy in the building. I think that just people by the fence
Back up
We'll get you yeah
Don't worry squitter I got you
It's T1 still safe
Welcome squitter welcome squitter welcome squitter welcome squitter
Watch this drive
Let's get you
Without
No, you can try to shoot at me, so I don't know where you went
Don't worry
I got you.
There's four in my building.
I got you.
Pick me up, man.
I got you.
I got you.
Pick me up, man.
Four on the building, guys.
I got you.
I got you.
Pick me up.
Pick me up.
Pick me up.
Pick me up, please.
I got you.
I got you.
Baby lock them doors and turn them laps down low.
Pick me up.
Pick me up.
Three in go, national school.
I'm going to kill myself.
Pick me up.
I'm gonna kill myself
Baby lock them doors and
All right
Northwest we need to we need to get up
Like like he's like over there over there
In the fangled over there's your inspiring
I'm gonna fucking die. I'll go get him guys. Don't you worry. I'm going in
John
This fucker ain't gonna know we hit him come here like a flash of light
Where are you my sweet
Oh
Hey
Yeah, what's up nice you got them. Oh, no, that's one of them. It should there's one boy
Yeah, I need my building in that corner rogue in that corner. Yes
We're just just in one of those windows. I'm not sure
I can come here with you
I've seen him yet
Sweet treat he is either on the roof or the floor under the roof of the main building inside the pool area
I could use a quick medical service
I
Can't I can't do this guy's like holding her body hold on what you know my body
Man this guy's
That sniper Coco, what is he?
I don't know what he has
Uh, he's got a sniper he's got a sniper
Okay, I be to you
There's no way this guy gets us off.
Oh, if I help him.
As soon as?
Oh, nice good timing.
You came to the back as soon as I-
He's got a nice gag.
He was right here.
Right here.
Cheers boys, cheers.
Yeah, I try to move to you move from that spot
Let me make sure let me get ready. We just kind of gear up
Okay, I'm good to go
Every year ready boys, but ever you're ready
I
Could I could see you having a hard time finding me I can leave you to wait
Yeah
Oh, you tell you what you want you just want to take a left. He's in the bush
Your other left
Take it right now. Yeah another ride
Okay
I'll try to save your life. Don't worry. I got this under control coconut
Yeah, I'm killing myself. I killed myself. I'm killing myself. I'm getting my
Fantastic
I just pulled that shit late
Because how many levels you get in support if you build a whole base you sound
Yeah, we all can see four until support level twos we got a little job job, okay?
They're just camping on a PC in our spawn nice, okay
I'm gonna go
Courage we got mine. I'm gonna go. I'm so tired of a life of four hours a night
It's 901 p.m. We've courage we don't we just need for the rest of the key
Oh
He's stimming he's stimming oh god. Oh god give him a model train set or some type of plane he can identify
Well the way of you don't you worry
She must have had...
Pumped feed sleep, yeah.
Dead-aw, Jett.
Ha! No cap on a stack of pumped feed sleep.
Ha!
I can't hang with those young Jets.
Am I right?
That's what it's like.
Dead-aw.
Dead-aw.
Ha!
Dead-aw, I need a nap.
No cap.
I'm not, I'm not, okay, chief.
I'm not, I am not, okay, I know all the latest land.
I know all the latest land.
I know all of it.
That does down to extensions.
Get on.
See that back there?
I'm gonna spin those down, Pac-6.
Get on.
See that, pal? You see that?
Call me, hon.
I'm gonna spin your block, Slime.
I'm gonna stack.
Talking about my game.
I'll pop a cap you on.
A little bit more for you.
I bet there's someone there you didn't even know.
I bet there's some of you didn't even know on that one.
That's right.
I'm handlein' the total of...
I got it. I'm cool.
I see you guys coming up coming up coming up.
Hey do I drop on you?
Don't be, don't be, don't be, it's completely safe.
Alright.
Don't, don't drop on me.
What do you mean?
No, it's actually safe, it's actually safe.
Do not drop on me.
It's safe, it's safe, it's safe, it's safe.
It's safe, I'm going to revive him to be right now.
Alright, I'm getting, I'm getting rubbed, I'm getting rubbed.
No, no, no one's really rubbing against you except for me.
We want that money. Oh, you want that money? I got too much
You
Oh
That's why I got heels I got heels
You each other
Oh
Shit about them oh
Fantastic I've got a running 20 round max boys. I forgot about those 20 round magazines boys
I could use a quick
if you have a spare moment and
Oh, yeah
In your heart
That's where me and my kids run business
Then okay, all right, we're in these streets
Yes, sir.
Give me the explosives.
I do not have explosives.
What?
I have not yet unlocked it.
Oh.
How many bullets does it take to take out a helicopter?
I don't know, there's only one way to find out.
Ha, baby, you liar!
What?
What?
I knew we had them!
Oh my god, okay. Yeah, OBV doesn't have explosives. Okay, G.
OBV, I need immediate medical services.
Immediate medical services.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need medical, I fucking need medical...
There's a sniper on top of a roof.
15,000 leagues away. Do you know what a league is?
I have no idea what a league is. I don't sail any boats or fighting planes.
Is that it?
Do you know what a league is either?
I think you're talking about nautical miles.
Let's take a mile above the ocean.
I think Leeds are on horses.
What if you guys pick me up?
No, please.
Please pick me up.
Thank you, good shirt!
We're back!
I see we're back.
I'm very close to killing myself.
In the Game of Plush.
In the Game of Plush.
When you say explosives, what are you talking about RPG RPGs we did that a helicopter shoot guys
Actually
and reason. Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself. Who got your idea on the box? Oh wait, what? What? What?
Was that not you next to us? No, I've been dead like the last 10 minutes asking for a revive. Oh,
all right, let's all hop in the same helicopter and we'll land right in the hard zone together.
I
I'm locked in it boys lock it in oh
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh
Yeah
oh yeah the hot show the hot job our pilot is deaf and he just told us like
five days ago so we can't really change his mind either
that was the green team go to back go watch Love Island with your fake wife
I
I got you, I got you!
I got you!
Who, who, do you believe in me?
I believe in you.
Ooh, yeah.
You're in the end.
Ah, decisions, chief.
Ah, decisions.
Oh, God.
I think we're all dead.
Yeah, we're all dead.
Ah! Jesus Christ.
Oh, God.
I think we're all dead.
Yeah, we're all dead.
All right, well, I'm killing myself.
Okay, okay.
All right.
You must have the D-Vibs right now, right?
I got dick.
You're back.
I'm fucking poor, bro. Oh my god.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
All right, let's proceed.
Actually, we just wanted to take it.
than take it was like a square away from our body so we even miss a beat yeah we
right to take
All right, so you shot the machine one more guy to the northeast I cut the two in the house
Hey, hey a jeep a red guy
side of the wall. Fuck me, fuck you!
Why is our spawn point at the red tower?
Yeah, they can't be the red spawn for fucking free kills.
They're not camping anything, we're just spawning in their house!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was ours.
Everybody's lollygagging and not holding the fucking point.
I'm not lollygagging.
I'm 20 years later.
Buddy, not too savvy.
Not too savvy, if you ask me.
I'm killing myself.
Maybe I'm safe.
Ish.
We got to find another way to get over there.
You're my
Right on top of tower what our boys out there they need us
We need to capture that tower
Which side which side which side
One is clear by the way, I just dropped people up there. You should be found up there
And it's out
Oh
Oh, they were not in season
What I get for being a medic
No reward available. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh crap. Oh crap. What's this thing? What's this thing?
Oh right. I might be caught.
What?
What if I get that?
I don't get that.
Can you have it?
Can you get it?
It's natural habitat.
I think so now.
What?
What?
What?
What?
I think this one's a piece of shit.
What?
Have you seen it?
Well, I just know my life.
No, it's a guy.
No.
We are losing, but we have about 44 people for like 44 player count, whatever.
Hey guys.
Oh, you snappers.
You're out fast.
Again, these three.
Thanks, boss.
Thanks, boss.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
now buckaroo that would be uh Jojo
we're good Jojo told us he wanted us to leave without him but to remember him
experience
Tower one boys tower one
Oh, I want the top I want the top
Look how we losing to the speaky red team
They're spawn camping in the APC again.
We're laying on the roof, we're going to look out and kill all of them, okay?
Yeah.
I'm down.
I'm going to get in the APC and move it.
Oh, I'm down the spawn.
You don't have APC?
Yeah, we're going to go out of the roof and then we're going to shoot down on them.
You good, bud?
Take this thing away, baby.
We're going to take roof down.
And roof down.
This is going to be a super accurate jump.
We do not have the sport fancings.
I don't know.
I necessarily have to find this
We go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, ready?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I didn't make it, I didn't make it!
I did not make it!
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God!
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm still alive, I'm still alive!
I'm inside, I'm inside!
Got three, got three!
I'm all in the route B, I'm all in the route B, I'm all in the route...
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! Watch out!
Oh
Okay, boss
Take much
Territory from within it was one of the ten. It's right outside that base. Yeah
Oh, I've got four minutes. You've got to be fingering my bottle. Oh my goodness, wrong
I'm coming with you. I work 72 hours and darn day boy. I work 72 hours and darn day boy.
You just watching Netflix and tiki-takis?
I was 72 hours a darn day, boy.
Look at the sound there.
I don't feel well.
Look at the tiki-takis.
I'm going to behind you so that you can get out of here, man.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Sir, the battlefield is that way!
I might see one.
We're going to the previous.
Look now.
What the fuck's going on over there?
I'm fucking cuckold.
Hold on.
I got to put it in your neck and fuck it.
Look at that.
You're looking by your last kit, right?
Yeah, I'm poor as fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, sorry, Coconut's homeless, we tried to scrap together a couple...
Couple items over there.
Yeah, I'm poor as fuck.
Are they still, uh, farming the APC?
Oh, I don't think it's in the...
What?
Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
So, I just, we've seen dead bodies over there.
You can somebody give that homeless person a Glock 18 in a ball of soup.
You gotta get out of here.
What's up? Oh, it's fall. Oh, it's fall. It's fall. What do you do?
It's coming, yeah.
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
One, two, three, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, three, four.
Go, good job. Go, good job. Go, good job.
One, two, three, jump out. Go, good job.
Go, good job, please.
Can you guys jump out, please?
Hold your order.
Enjoy it.
Hold your order.
Oh, we need to mount an assault on C-1.
Thank you, Mr. T. Thank you, Mr. T.
Take it.
Let's ride!
Oh, Mr. Uncle T.
We're doing this way good man good a man. Thank you, my boy. Thank you. Good sir
It was my grandpappy's in his grandpappy's before him
He's it NAM
I don't know I'm not questioning
I'm going to bring people
I don't think so
I don't think so
Why?
How can I shoot the pilot?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
bring us in nice and easy boss nice and easy right there right there are three
two one jump
man I'm fucking cool I'm here let's go
so it's right behind us if I can be any coming from the south though
I mean we got...
Oh, it's a prank!
It's a prank!
It's a prank!
It's all open!
Oh! Oh God!
Oh God!
Is he out of the tower? Where is he?
Dude, I got no idea.
I'm fucked up.
Hey, you got heels?
You don't have heels, we just came from the base!
Dude, I'm poor, man. I had to rum and jumping together.
Jesus Christ!
to do first you gonna suck it this gave you five minutes buddy
I'll start sucking let me take a look let me take let me see if I can find out
what this guy is let me take a little look see are you up there sir
I don't know about this guys we should get the hot job we're losing tons of points
Yeah, we're good. Yeah, it ain't that 69 right now. Yeah, it's 60. No, I'm on the way
Instead of pushing tower one
Wait, we got times you guys convert you on the hot shirt as you converse
I'm dropping another four or five guys right now
Tell you judge it I
Worked 72 hours a dang day, boy
You just watching Netflix and take a talk is
Are you gonna be up
Yeah, right, right. Yeah, you just killed me.
You got me? You got me?
Yeah, I see you. I see you. I see you.
One more. One more. I'm one shot. I'm a healer.
I'm one shot. You have to heal this guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You go three, two, one. I got you. I got you.
I'm ending. I'm ending.
He's on the right side. It's a red team member.
You up, you up. You up, you up, you up.
I'm holding for you. I'm holding for you.
I'm dead again. I'm dead again.
I don't care if I die, if I die, I'm dead.
Move left, move left!
Oh, that was horrible. Oh my God, there's Wednesday at the Brown Crate!
Oh, my God!
I'm dead again!
What?!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, what the- what the fuck, Mark?
Happy Birthday, Mark!
Oh, God!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, big twist! Go for the magic light!
Magic light! It means magic light!
I have no ammo, P. I'm not a good fighter.
Uh!
Grab, grab some of your, grab some of your, grab some of your, grab some of your dead guys.
You okay?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna want to take you down.
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle!
No!
I got shot by some jackass!
Two!
Tell Dover!
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
You grab my dvds out of my butthole, and then use it on me, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a dvd.
Hold on.
I got a healer.
I got a healer.
I got a healer.
Wait, that guy got you, dude.
That guy got you.
What are you doing?
We're taking this tower right now, we're trying to
We're taking the tower, we're taking the tower
I could start the thing here
We're taking the tower, taking the tower
Do they have a fob?
Yeah they have a fob, I'm gonna smoke a hack
Work out your voice
And then I can try to go for it
I'm gonna heal up a little bit more, what's it?
I'm gonna go for it now
So drink eat his greens the skinniest damn so job ever see my life
You said you got a fob you said you got a fob
I was getting a ton of money
I just realized that I have zero manges
Sorry boys
Oh the future the future as it's getting over here this box in this box over here
Well you get the baby
I sound as bad as you said three hundred fifty dollars bottle
Hold on, this guy's got him an asshole, hold on, wait a second, it looks like a hundred
dollars of money's leak.
Oh yeah, he's getting paid for those.
He's getting paid, he's on our team, he's on our squad, he's got me bandaged, he's
got me banged.
Yeah, he knows, he's trying, he knows what he's doing, he knows what he's doing, he's
I got too much! I got too much!
Get him, soldier! Get him!
Thank you, Mr. B!
Any time! Watch the time!
Come to you.
Are you packing, dude?
I'm packing.
Oh, somebody's flying in. There, sure.
Got to run it up.
It's the next apartment over, boys. The green one.
To the west here.
Yeah, yeah, I see it.
Uh, west. Got it, got it, got it, got it.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Come to you inside.
I'm coming, boys!
I'm coming!
Oh
What I'm sorry, well, I'm sorry, I'm low
Hey, fuck you buddy
Where's your teammate, Jack, buddy?
Where's your teammate, Jack?
What'd you say?
Where's your teammate, Jack, buddy?
Do you have any more of this house?
I'll lead him to them.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I'll lead them to them.
I'll lead them to them.
Where are they, you son of a bitch?
Where are they, you piece of crap?
Where are they?
Where are your teammates at, pussy?
You're pulling the door.
Hotline's shifting.
There's people on the roof of the other apartment.
Got your job going up.
Going up.
I just got dropped off.
On the roof of the first one, we're on the east one now.
What was the job?
What was the job?
Oh, sorry.
I'll do all the roof or dead. We're good. We're good.
Okay, good spot.
Oh, yeah, I did.
They don't call me the LeBron James Wood Dog for nothing.
I earned that title.
Oh, guys, we are getting to the zone! Red T20, Red T20!
Oh, fuck.
Uh-oh.
Oh, oh no.
Oh, shit.
Go!
Um, wait, can I take a rest?
I'm near you guys.
Oh, god! Oh, god!
It's a little bit of healing, but you're late on that satellite right below it's alright
but you're late on the satellite.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Wait Pino, are you able to rest there?
Hey for the buses!
Oh shit it's working, it's working!
No!
Are you kidding me?
That was fucking working!
What a jackass!
What an ass!
We were Spider-Man then for a second.
No, are you kidding me that was fucking working with a jacket?
What an answer we were spider-man there for a second
No, I can't run you. I
You're gonna have to get on there.
I'll wait for you to be safe.
Nice!
Dude, you buddy!
Dude, you really got a spare moment!
Oh, there's torpedoes!
Oh, there's torpedoes!
There's torpedoes!
Okay, okay.
Dude, that was a crazy drop. What the fuck?
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Alright, alright, alright.
Take a good shot, take a good shot.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Yeah, I just, I'm, yeah.
Get out.
Get out.
How could you?
I'm here to help you.
You're here to help.
You don't want to get paid.
You don't want to get paid.
I'm here to help you.
Get out.
You're going to get paid.
Oh, shit!
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, that's a fucking helicopter!
It's a helicopter.
Oh, god.
Oh.
It's that same, who will again?
Are we serious?
Everyone, please help.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
We can get covered because that guy's gonna come back. That's guys we are losing bad. We are losing bad. We are getting to the inside zone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're about to win boys
And booty mesh literally three people in the job, so they're definitely not gonna be doing anything
That we need to go on top of that happen happen we're gonna hot job
Jesus Christ
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Go ahead and open the hot jump boys.
He's coming back, come here.
He's right about right.
He's right over to the back.
Watch out.
Careful.
Are you down too?
I'm dead, dude.
Fuck.
Dude, what the hell is this thing?
What is that?
That's how he's got to go.
Is it the rock or hell here?
He's a blaze.
He's a blaze.
He's a blaze.
Wow.
He's a blaze.
You see that?
That's crazy.
We can't land on top.
We can't land near him.
I don't know if it's really accurate, but the way he just killed us, that was insane.
You guys all dead?
Aw, we're dead, the APC needs repairs.
Getcha, getcha, getcha!
Gotcha!
I can get it. I can get one. I can get one.
I don't even know how to shoot.
No, no, no, no, no!
Gotcha!
I got a heli.
No!
Dude, there's a thousand of them in tower one, boys!
Oh, we got no, we got a pilot.
I can even take my breath!
I'll keep it locked.
walked. Alright, next time, next time, next time. One more try, one more try here. That's
Red D's about to win unless we all go to the hot zone right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ready to repay the APC? Uh, we're going, we're going straight hot zone. Catch it, catch
it, catch it. You in here, Coco? Get in, get in. Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming!
Oh, you're not coming.
I'm gonna come.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm taking to the hot zone bars right to the hot zone!
I'm coming now, dude.
Why is my void disabled?
Do we drag in Void Band?
Do we get Void Band?
Hold on.
I'm day one.
Hold on.
Uh, I uh...
Switch it on to it.
I might, I might be.
I can't talk in the game anymore.
Are you for that?
I don't know.
No, no, that's happened to me, that's happened to me.
I know you had some problems last week.
Failed to connect to Vibox Communications Center.
What is that unavailable?
That's just a bug.
Turn it off.
Put it back on.
I already did that. I put it back on. I did what?
Hey, uh, don't press the buttons.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That was a test.
I wanted to know if you had any good soldiers to follow orders.
I just died. I don't have no idea.
I just...
Oh, I should die.
Oh, we all just died.
There's a case...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm coming up, I'm coming up.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Good one, good one, good one, good one.
I'll be back in a second, guys.
I'm coming.
Watch out, I'm coming.
I got you, I got you.
I'll be there to take care of you.
Oh, there's the guy that was calling me,
my son, a peanut.
Don't worry, don't worry, it's Mr. Peanut.
He's got you, he's got you.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I'm gonna heal up and then you do not cover fire.
I'll go, go, go, go, go.
Shit.
Taking shots.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, no, this is the worst man. It's a sanctioned. Yeah, the sanctumies. Yeah. Yeah
Well, the reinforcements are you serious? I think it's a yes. Are you serious? No, I just got snipe from some
Groupfucker 300 miles away on top of how to know I I'm dead. I'm dead
My son shit! My son's a dumb shit!
My man, my man!
Oh, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try and try and try.
You're devious and dog, you're devious and dog.
You are impressed by gameplay, right?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yes they uh, call me the LeBron James.
The War Dogs are up as far as fun.
They call me the LeBron James of War Dogs.
I would be impressed as well.
I think you can say she's my wife.
She's supposed to be with the buggies at that big man.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, that sniper is so bad!
Oh my god. I got a sniper. Oh my god.
Shut up, kids.
Fuck you.
Oh! Thank you for the check!
Because I'm back, I'm back!
Get- Get- Get- Get this complex ASAP.
He's got a hand.
Perfect.
Do not have kids.
Don't have kids.
No one should have your DNA.
Ever again.
Ever again.
It ends here.
You are the last generation.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Me neither.
You know I want kids.
Just not you, coconut!
Oh, and look at that! Look at that!
I had a suspicion that I was getting speed sniped while people were sniping me.
Look who's in the chat, SING LOL!
Look who is in the chat, SING LOL!
And look who killed me!
Sneaky 21-11-23
are we staying or are we moving what's the first one what's the first one I've got the
first one what's the move what's the move we stay we try to win this next one
I
I feel like you stay long enough the stream cybers really get in there. I did you did you just see that by the way
I do like to get my guy with the sniper rifle said L. O. L. L. L. L. L the chat after I started complaining about him
That is ass
Am I so restraint we'll have a private server soon. We'll have a private server soon. I'm private server
I
The last eight hours, I feel like all I've done is die. Holy fuck
Yeah, wait, let's wait sevens, let's wait sevens. Yeah, yeah, let's bounce. Yeah
To be that bloody
I don't need don't need
Wait, there's only four of us this should make this easier
Okay
You're not gonna tell me join me join me join me join me join me
You tell you what you will watch
I
Do we there?
Wait, it's full in here, but this is like full lobby like it. We might not be able to get on the scene
No, no, that's the good part that way none of these guys are stream time because it's a full lobby
Yes, we're not going to rain right? Yeah, I like to say green, but it looks like we might have to do a little bit of red
I'm doing right. I just got green. I just heard right. I guess you guys cook a joint right
Yeah, I'm on red
Wait, you know you I'm on red. I know where I didn't make it it anyway. Oh
Fuck let me try to change teams. Oh, there's like no way one of us is gonna get on that team
Why don't we do it like we did the last time P what you pick a low server we get in we join on you
We get in the same squad then you open it up to the bungalow. So I realized at the end of last play test when folks
He actually of all people
look see of all people
Recommended we join a server with 90 people, you know to avoid stream fibers. I died probably
four times as a last
I'll tell you this is this is the matter. I know it's a little annoying to get on a team
But this is this is the matter. This is the matter
Okay, are we going red then we are to the blue right now this response
No, we're not now
We can try doing it several just like a couple as people
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe like
I just bought a gun
Fucking damn it dude. I'm back. I'm back down right we're back now. Yeah, I back down just fucking spent 10 grand
Hey, you had 10 grand
Hey, I'm falling baby. See I do
Oh
Blue team is the only one open sorry to do blue team
Am I blue blue
Did you make it to blue team?
Nope
Not blue team. Are you Mr. Robin are you in?
I'm on blue team, I'm on blue team.
I mean you're right here.
He's in, he's in.
Are you on blue team?
I'm still loading in.
Oh he's probably loading in.
He's probably loading in.
Oh he's probably just loading in.
Oh yeah, I'll see.
Might just be loading in.
I'll probably just load in.
Are you loading in for sure?
I'll see. He could be loading in.
squads
It costs 14,000 for every kid I make now at this point that is
fucking unholy fuck.
This is expensive.
Expensive out here, boy.
Holy fuck.
Alright, I don't know if
Coconut should be talking.
He's got the plastic bag armor and the slingshot.
He's bringing it out.
Hey, fuck you.
Happy to get on a drive this bastard.
Oh, hell yeah.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Where's me?
I'm going to pick up our friends.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're gonna use a Michael Grease.
Look how agile he is with it, though.
Not too bad, right there.
Not too bad.
I'm down about a hundred pages.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Who, who do I guys?
Who do I guys?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Jeezing being?
Huh?
Yes, I fucking team leader.
Oh, wait
You don't like using me
Who's that one of your friends?
No, I don't think I don't think I like as from Korea. I don't how do I like that guy wait
Is that not like the supreme leader?
That's Kim Jong-un. Oh wait. Hold on wait. We check the fucking steam app. Is there like one dot right now?
I was yeah, wait because I'm asking I thought he was on a queue or something. Is he not with you?
Wait, oh
Okay, okay
Okay, okay, should we do a backflip?
Yeah, 100% 100% 100% quick one, but
Let me get to where we're going first
Major hit the social credit score
Yeah, I guess I'm a major hit right there major hitter. We know
I hate to see it. Yeah, I hate to see it boys five tower
five tower
Tower five
Five
My team is building a fob cells so they can pull the zone
Hey, you can pull a zone without a drill
Yeah, cuz you can put your own drill there. You just don't have to use the towers. Really?
And you steal you can
No, I don't I really do that oh
How was that oh shit, what the hell was that?
It's crazy courage to say this but like the meta at the end of the last beta was
We're basically build a fob on the edge of the map and then you just pull it constantly
Oh
Yeah, what are these guys doing? Oh my god, he's too big
There should we take this tower
But I'm having yeah
Vehicle absolutely
It's just a standard Chevy truck right there!
Did the truck run its way down there?
Did it wait a pack? Did it wait a bit a pack?
Oh! Hold on! Wait a second. Hold on. Wait a minute.
Who's that? Who's that?
What's going on?
There's one guy on me. One guy.
Oh my god!
He's above me on the hill, like north.
I got him you're too much. I'm on the way. Watch the way. I'll let you know if you kill him. Okay. Okay. Okay
My teammate is right now. There's snuffles on my on my nuts. Yeah
Oh, he might kill the off. He hears him. I hear my head
Oh
Fuck you
Oh fuck!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
It really really did come through!
Thank you guys.
I don't think my pumpkin's gonna take care of you.
DEATH!
Time for the advanced respectful!
Oh
Take over yonder
No, no, can you stop what's down?
I missed your crystal
Get the snuff
Just tell me something over here how do we send
Wait, let me just kill this guy
How do we just kill this guy?
I don't know
Here we go
Okay, all right, we're gonna have a great day.
a great day. How many smokes you got? I only have two. Those are mine. Oh, I threw my
two. I suppose he's mentioned. No, they're cheap. Oh, oh, right now. They're insane.
last literally 45 years. Really? Yeah, dude, you could literally go take a piss or a shit
and come back to be smooth. So it's or shit. Oh my goodness. Whatever you're like, I'm
a pretty fast pooper. I'm a pretty fast driver home. Yes, my record is to squeeze out poops
faster because I'm a streamer. I get back to the game. It takes a long time to take
your muscles to do that. It's so worth it.
You got much?
I didn't know where you were going.
A lot of guys just take the short cut and stuff something real big up there so it just falls on out.
Like eggs out of a tube sock. But no.
How many wipes? How many wipes?
Oh how many wipes? Oh, just one. Just one. Just one.
Do you guys count the first one?
You guys gotta get the first one.
That shit's crazy. I'd be sitting on that with that water spray my asshole for our oh, yeah
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh a hundred percent
100%
I can imagine the way a ghost light if you don't have to wipe a second time
100% 100%
Mr. Pete got the second white wiki the first one because you got mr. Pete. Can you come by me? I?
I killed one guy. Yeah, we're gonna go there's a guy got me. Okay. Hold on. I'm healing up. I'm coming
My voice was still the same game
Try try turning it on and off is your boy. Does it mean?
I tried turning on it off the game boss
I
Did that last server right? Oh, yeah
I get it. I get it. I get it. You repeat
All right, no it didn't work
These guys are these guys are diapers from the hills of the Northwest. He's like for mom
Yeah, I'm pushing him now.
I'm there up.
I'm a little flaky.
I'm a little flaky, dude.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, where is he looking?
There's a guy right here.
Are you sure?
Yes, yes, I'm positive.
I think he just died, I'm not sure.
Who could have the bad guys out to the north?
Hey, what the fuck?
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
What?
What are you doing?
You blocked my shot.
No, I, I know I didn't.
Who could have the bad guys out to the north?
You see anything?
Get the fuck away from me!
Dude, he's right there!
Stop, Peter!
Stop, Peter!
Stop, Peter!
Our boys gonna die!
What do you see?
Right here!
Get him!
Go get him!
Peter?
Are you okay?
Peter?
Never been better, boss!
Never been better!
Don't you worry about me, boss!
It's not a rabbit!
Peter, please!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Did you get a bunch no you're fucking
I fucking hate you
Don't you worry. I got you. Don't you worry. I got you. I got you
you got you've gotten five kills take it from me I hope you know that five
kills we're gonna know we're gonna work together where there's two managers
yeah wait for me oh yeah I get you some pages I get you some pages we see this
He made it through here.
Oh, our team is dying, our team is dying.
The fuck was that?
She said, oh.
He busted it.
You're on the hill right there, P.
Let's go kill him.
Let's go get him.
See him.
He's in the bushes.
See him?
P, I swear to God.
three years
We could get a congratulations for our future bungalow
Lots of sections
to each other. Congratulations on your wife. Congratulations, congratulations. What a wonderful
day. It is a beautiful day. What a beautiful day. Oh my god. Congratulations. Congratulations.
I swear to god if you don't fuck off I swear to god
I didn't even do it the other time
No, no, I swear
I swear, just get away from me, man
Did you get him?
Alright
You cut it out, I'm running out of-
I'm running out of mana
We're gonna shot, we're gonna shot now, we're gonna shot
What's the play here?
Hit the fuck away from me, dude
Did you get it?
Get the fuck out of here, dude. Get the fuck out of here.
We got ice-cream drive over there. How many of us go over there?
Dude, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going nowhere with you, man.
Wait, what do you mean?
I'll cover you. I'll cover you. But I'm not rolling with you.
Why not?
You just I'm gonna die again
It's not a problem
It literally says Unlocked! It is not Unlocked!
Get back in, get back in.
It's Unlocked!
Alright, fuck off, fuck off.
Okay, actually it's Unlocked! I swear to God it's Unlocked! I swear to God!
Fuck you, man, fuck you.
Oh, it's just red, someone over. Oh, sick. Oh, sick.
Oh, God. Oh, we got ourselves in a pickle now.
Oh, we got ourselves in a pickle now.
Oh, I had to stop. Oh, God. Okay, let me, okay. Okay, let me, okay. Let me see if I
can get out and take you to the sat here. We'll see you here. Okay, hold on.
You mind, you mind pushing? Oh, shit, my bloopers off.
Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Runs. There we go. Yeah. There
we go. All right. Now we're getting somewhere. Now we're getting somewhere. Here we go. Here
we go. Here we go. There it is. There it is. All right. Hop in, guys. Oh, go get it. Go
get it. People are hopping in right now. Oh, shut up. I'm not hopping in. Get it. Get
No, no, no.
We'll be once, shame on you.
We'll be twice, shame on me.
We'll be three times, never gonna happen.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I've moved five times.
I'm getting the car.
Fuck you.
Who's gonna get the car?
I'm coming.
I'm gonna die.
Dammit, Coconut!
So much, I fucking hate you so much.
I fucking hate you.
I got too much.
Watch it, Pepe.
I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
Go get him.
Where you going?
I'm going to fully.
Go on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Get him, get him, get him.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, we're taking the fight to the enemy.
All right, I trust you, Pepe.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You've not misplaced your trust.
You've not misplaced your trust.
I can promise you that!
You're gonna do that face to me.
I'm fainting you.
You abandonist?
Yes, just I do.
Uh...
No, no I don't actually.
You maybe use them all by shooting me.
So we're gonna park over here and heal up a little bit, okay?
Oh wait, Rogue's got me, Rogue's got me.
Thank you Rogue, thank you.
I'm changing for helping me.
I'm changing, heal up, I got two mages left, I got like 11 health, hold on.
Yeah, suck that fucking cock.
I'm going up this tower.
Oh, of course he will. I mean, I mean, coconut. Wait, no, don't do that.
No, no.
This meme is very close to coconut.
Start with the same letter.
Close the coconut.
Coconut, get down there!
Get down to there!
I got the Aang!
Dude, get down from there, so he's safe!
Oh, but, PP, I actually got the Aang. I have the Aang here.
Trust me.
Aang?
Are you sure?
I have the Aang.
I have the Aang.
Are you sure?
Did you see so?
Yeah!
Right there.
Are you dead?
Are we dead?
Are we so serious?
Are we so dead serious?
Are we so dead serious?
Where is he peanut?
He's running out the hill towards coconut!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I
Died I died I killed you though. Yeah, I'm gonna come grab you rugs. You give me I'm gonna come grab you through two remarks, okay?
I'm coming to you right now, okay, boss? Okay, okay. But then you have to hop in the car. I'll hop in the car. I'll hop in the car. I got two picks off that. Yeah, you sure? Yeah, I'll hop in the car. You promise? I promise, go pick me up. Okay. All right, I'm gonna come pick you up now.
I'm following you, Jake, following you.
Follow me, boy, follow me, boy.
What's that for?
Up on the road.
Oh, not too much.
Surely nothing bad will happen while I'm climbing up this four-mile ladder.
Nah, that's impossible.
Nah, you're good.
Nah!
You're good, you're good, you're good.
That was silly to even suggest.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm such an idiot. I'm using to be alive
What did you get up here? No way? Yeah, I did
Oh
Yeah, look at the sun
You're gonna die you're gonna watch the same look at the nature
Look at all the trees coconut. Oh, yeah, this is oh shit
I'm up
All right, what's the plan?
We got back in the car!
All right, all right, all right.
Bubbie mom?
Let me go, go, go.
I've been hopping.
Hopping, hopping, hopping, hopping.
Yeah, good, good.
Hop in, let's go.
And ride!
We're infiltrating this base.
We're infiltrating this base, coconut.
We're going right in.
flank all the doors are shut right now we need your vehicle to climb on top of it
oh shit shit
I
I need a burger.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I need a burger.
I need a burger.
I'm starving.
3, 2, 1, go.
Wait.
Guys, I need this bag of my body.
I'm not even joking.
Yeah, hold on.
Fuck his ass.
Coconut.
I need a burger.
I need a burger.
I don't have a magazine.
I have one bullet H.
I'm coming, hang on, P.
Oh, my hero.
Come here.
You end up doing the job.
fuck
no that's not how you do it fuck that now
wait bro are you still here?
yeah I'm here
bro deep inside my body
you deep inside my body
touch it
touch it touch it touch it
get peanut second cause I gotta drag him away from the door
come on come on come on
what? I'm dead again?
Oh
Mr.. Brooklyn mr.. Brooklyn wait turn you menu
Wait, what it's a movie from the game to what the hell
What the hell man, I was getting a revive wait what what just happened what you guys
Okay, we're probably too sexy to be in that match
Wait, you guys are still in?
I'm coming in.
We're still in.
Can you guys hop back in?
No, I can't.
Cheaters.
Hacks.
No, I can't.
There's no way they would have caught me.
I'm using a DMA card.
There's literally no way.
What the hell I
I thought that was a pop-up moment too far. Yeah, we were popping it for real. Goop up.
What the hell? How do we get gold bars?
Well, where do we go now? Are we at the max? No, they're all there.
Well, I don't mind you rung, but I got myself a Six Flags Disneyland Fast Pass
into the shiver so you can uh
Go ahead wait that'll cue my boy
Is there a cue?
You're in the lobby
I don't know actually
Oh wait hold on
I can't join unless you join
I just joined the other side
Yeah there's a 12 man cue
Are you in it?
Ah yes yes I am
I thought there was a cue for you
Well no it puts me just
It just puts me at number one of the cue
It doesn't like out of the game
Maybe I could talk shit to a bunch of people get really upset. We have to get 16 people here. I could bully
Oh guys, I know he's literally never getting in because I just realized I leaked the server by showing up with a game
I
Pretty sure the Q maxed out in 16 actually
I
What do you guys want to do you want to head out? Yeah, probably right?
Oh, we're gonna lose any ways or no, I mean, it's far from being fucking it dude. It's just it's still like going
Yeah, it's like twenty seven. We're in nineteen. Yeah, we're twenty seven. We're twenty seven nineteen. We have a lead
We will be a winning
Well, there's no way Rose getting back in well, I don't even let me join on you right now
I do have to fix my voice anyways you just could handle
Oh finish it out could be an hour
If you're fucking streaking you're freaking
And I'm not still at the game
I'm a 52k I could leave whenever you ready man
I'm almost I'm cracking 200k yes you guys this is off the redacted Huey of the plan I mean the game
I mean what the fuck was that?
I don't know what happened that wasn't me dude I don't know who put that thing
I just suffer to be me by some of the pain and it just blew the fuck
What the fuck that was not me. I don't know what happened there. We're pissed off with a whole game at the moment
You know what yeah, let's let's leave the show to the perfect moment for me to call cooks you get him in here
Maybe well, I'm gonna force him to want to play
Oh, hold on now. I just got it. Oh
Oh, yeah, what are we doing? Well, we have the choice. We can stay
Or we can be good guys and
Leave for wrong
Now let's ask ourselves. What is broke ever done for us?
He did place those landmines
He did place those landmines that we were defending against the server in the rice server
I don't know if that's a project.
But they did help.
And you killed more us than the enemy.
No, that's actually acceptable.
That is true.
That is true.
Hmm.
Did it kill a lot of enemies?
It's time to play the game.
I don't know about that.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It's time to play the game.
What a mistake.
My key position is already flying up.
I'm already flying at number seven right now.
Really?
Yeah, you can stay.
We could just leave I would have to call closed see oh you'd have to call them
Yeah, I got a call which only listen hold on well listen how about okay how about this I'm gonna grab my phone
I'm gonna bring it back. I'm gonna dial up mr. Glow see and we'll see if we can get him on in here
Okay, and if we can we'll all leave if we can't we'll wait for mr. Mr. Rode
Wait, I still my kid oh my god
I'm like on a different team with the kid that I just led with oh what the hell
wait hold on oh join me in a baby squad then I'm a different team oh oh oh Coco
let's fuck yeah you are dirty red let's get a dirty rat you motherfucker look how
far you fell you motherfucker you want to be a dirty red I was trying to do the
blooper there was no space hey motherfucker watch all the space oh my
god man I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in oh you're on their team now
the mother team on the team oh fuck oh it took my kid away I'll be Dylan
Dennis all right I'm gonna go grab my phone and I'm gonna call coaxing I'll be
right back what give me so am I not buying this kid I don't know what else
I'll wait the kid well yeah give me two things I'll be right back I'll be back
okay where you at
you're back you're back oh you're by the second tower yeah yeah
I'm running.
I'm running Jenny. I know what love is Jenny. I know what love is. I'm on my way. But I
I know what love is, Coco.
I'm on this building right now.
I'm making my way over.
I'm making my way over.
You're a little far.
You're about 400 meters out, but I'm coming.
we're losing a green right now
I need to play with us.
You love us.
100 meters from you, Coco.
Yeah, we're finding like a seven man right here.
I've got the automated voice message system.
You think he's blocked you?
No, no, no, no.
Watch me.
No, he likes me.
I'm right below you, Coco.
won't push the circle yeah there's uh... we got multiple hoggies right here
multiple hoggies
one more
trying to get the fuck out of here and go over there
can you pick them again Coco?
like here
like four of them four or five of them
Can you see me from- Oh, shoot! Behind me!
Gotta call them a call. Four more dimes.
Four more dimes.
They're also behind us.
Just one or two more dimes.
Oh, three or four more dimes.
Four or five more dimes.
Surely-
Yeah, I'm looking more more up more to the right always calling this guy I might call
before but we're getting there he's gonna pick up. You won't pick up.
Any moment.
Okay you know what let's call one last time.
I
Not now on the next one definitely at least on the next one hundred percent
Usually wait until I miss the call four times
Usually wait to miss the call four times
Yeah, I mean like I want to feel like the people need me yeah, yeah exactly that's why we need to it. All right
Let's give it a six. Yeah, that's probably doing I would do oh you're a six now. This is six
six. This is six, but that's just an appropriate amount to call someone.
Right. Right. Well, he's more important than I am.
So he probably needs more, maybe eight or nine for him.
Either not, maybe eight or nine, maybe eight or nine.
Maybe, yeah, like double what I would require for, for be good for me.
See, I bet you he's sitting there right now, thinking I have to either block
this guy or I'm not going to be able to use my phone for the rest.
I get it.
I think he answers it on 7.
I think he answers it on 7.
I think he answers it on 7.
I do the answers on 7.
I do the answers on 7.
I think he's watching it.
I think 7 for sure.
This is the one.
7 for sure.
Okay, 7.
This is the one.
This is the one.
He's probably watching his stream.
He answers it on 7.
I'm looking at his phone.
100%.
I said I'm going to make it.
I mean, he's probably going to call it an 8th time.
That's what Kloci's thinking.
You want to talk to Kloci.
He's losing that spot, Coco.
I'm coming out in
Push he's gonna push road back one spot
Did you actually go up much fun?
Whatever you ever now
In five
Number one, number one, number one.
Number uno, number uno.
No matter uno, no matter uno.
Why did you speak Spanish, Mr. Noth?
I do, I do, I do, amigo.
Oh.
Mm-hm.
Bando's no taste, amigo.
Mm-hm.
That's right.
That's right.
kids in the era
typeset
your jamad?
i used to speak in spanish?
oh yes
yes
see that guy
yo
uh
no, it's actually called cacahuate
fuck, you just call me?
i called you cacahuate
get out of here cacahuate
get out!
What, this is better than me calling you a f*****g, you did not just call me a f*****g, I did, but if you call you a cacahuete or a f*****g, you're nothing but a f*****g one, and a f*****g bee, and a f*****g as well as a f*****g two.
That is very, very hard on me, sir.
You are nothing to a f*****g like me.
He's very hot out there.
There's been four guys hovering around me for the last hour.
And I run to a secondary problem.
My fans asked those four guys to leave the game.
I did it for a slide.
Wait, wait, wait.
What if we summon Kloxy via slurs?
Perhaps.
Isn't that how he wakes up anyway?
Perhaps, perhaps.
That's like his call.
like a bird. Can you I'll say I'll get the guy who's who's about to lose his life to
resin need to leave. Tell them they want him on the red team to call him warm. Oh I can't
Well, I fucking was not working
I just went he was dead. Oh, yeah, we are the woods are not working
My just cut off
My woman has been working for a while
Oh
Come back anytime
How do you how do you do that again? You what? Oh?
Disabled voice chat and they will waste chat. Oh
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna come kill you guys. We guys had
right come on um at the freak you guys a helicopter I have nothing to add
Oh
You guys make a base yes, yes, oh, I'm on the bed. I tell me one square you're in I'm coming right now
I would give you my fucking coordinates. What do you think? I don't know how to record it
Are you a little are you a little?
684 my little what now and a little are you a little little it?
Are you not that I can recall now?
No, uh, no, good question, though. Very good question, excellently said.
Yes, yes, of course. Oh, position full of bullets!
There are some bullets. You're making it, you're making it, Miss Broga!
It's back up, buddy! This is my helicopter!
I just need three more people. Oh my god, position three!
Oh my god, what the fuck? Did you guys just, did you guys just shut up, people? Why are
I don't know I don't know
What the hell is going on?
I'm on red team, I'm flying in right now
Hey come get it pussy
I'm coming pal, I'm coming
Well yeah
You want this?
I'm at uh, I'm at motherfucking 7056
61 bitch
That's why
That's to be courted then what?
Yeah babe
What's your X and Y, what's your X and Y?
Uh X is 78, Y is 70
X is 78, Y is 70?
Yeah, don't get it
Well, I'm coming to get it buddy. I'm coming to you. What were you at? I'm flying it right now
Fuck on this guy. He'll be the judge
Is that you I think I your holy no, no, I mean I'm not I'm not close. Oh shit
I got scared for a second. You should be scared. You should be scared. I've got I've got
10 guys in my helicopter
coming right for ya wait he's got it there
Lock him come on baby hello wait wait if he wasn't lying he actually doesn't
pretend to guys well where you at where you at you know what you know what I'm
actually I'm gonna I want to play for empty now I'm gonna win I want to play
for anything right now I'm gonna actually I'm gonna lock it up but it's right
my dick on we're trying to get around boys
weird
where are you this week on the gun
I'm late over here buddy I'm late over here and see you if you're out the stones
don't be too dramatic listen bitch I'm at a 72 I'm not coming in I just went to
accordance with the helicopter. You saw where I landed.
You had this.
Oh no!
Oh my God, you've gotta be fingering my butt.
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead.
That's how we do it in the blue squad.
Blue squad!
Blue squad!
I literally know!
The guy that walked up to me while I was calling Glooksy!
Blue squad!
Okay, all right, that guy's literally watching the stream.
He's the guy that walked up to me and stared at my face when I was on the blue team.
God, closey.
Right before I got disconnected.
Follow me, game, follow me, boys.
All right, let me chase him.
Let me chase him, pal.
Oh, there's no rebuy.
Last hit.
Oh, dude, fantastic.
Oh, I can't wait to make this whole thing again.
Oh, my God.
Oh, what a sweet delight.
Let me chase him.
Let me chase him.
Oh my god, oh what a sweet delight
Let me get something so I'm gonna bring this back to the red team. I'm gonna bring this back for the red team. You say no chance
You say that's what it is
Don't get some you know what any of this monster you know what any of this
I don't know where this guy is
Okay, I think we got bogies right here somewhere
Is that you sniping?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one right below me. He's hit twice. I don't know he's not dead
Behind you coconut, behind you coconut, behind you coconut
What's your coordinates? What's your coordinates?
He's right behind you
He's down, he's down, he's down
One's down, he's down
You got another one behind you, you said?
What's your coordinates?
Yeah, he's behind you coconut
I got one, yeah, I got one, yeah
Careful, oh my God, there's one, he's about to buzz an' off
I just hit him, I just hit him, you fucking...
We're just cooking that up, we're just cooking that up, do you know?
I think we're out of here.
Yeah, we're dead, we're dead, yeah, we're dead.
Almost.
Wasn't there?
You guys should wait for me, how are we living? Pretty good, Mr. Dirty, pretty good, pretty good.
The VoIP is down for the whole game, so that's always fantastic.
And I also got kicked for inactivity while I'm on Boxy 8 times while I'm on the wrong team.
Other than that, it's going pretty good!
And the game moves color?
This is a foggy day.
A little bit of fog, a little cloudy day.
It's back up in my server, Boy Perkin.
Oh, I'm getting where the boy was working now?
Did you see what the name was? Is it?
Oh, yeah, it's working, it's working, it's working!
Thanks, boys. Not for me. Oh, well, maybe you got to hit random. Who, who works?
I'll get around you. I just found it. I'm running in. You got your base? Yeah, I'm
at my base. You need the big factory. Me need the big factory. You want, you want me to go, okay?
You don't want any of this, pal. You don't want any of this.
Fuck this guy.
Damn, boy.
Gotcha!
I'm at the big factory. We are coconut. I knew you would show your face. I knew you would show your face. I knew you would show your face, buddy.
Give me your choice. I knew you would show your face.
My God!
Give me your coordinates.
I'm killing you. Keep me right now. Look where you're standing.
I'm about to drop there.
I'm at the hot drop, P.
The hot drop? The hot zone?
Why don't you hit my guys?
Oh, is that you?
Oh, how is that not dying?
What? Is that you?
Are you from the big factory?
Maybe.
Maybe run along now, buddy.
Run along now, okay, pal?
Run along now, buddy.
Position one. Let's go.
A couple of your boys are dying over here, P.
Run along now, buddy.
Log down
Run along now buddy
You don't block it pal yeah, you got people in here fighting us off instead of 1v1
I mean you guys are pushing me right now. I had to kill like two of them. I
Killed you guys
Yeah, right
Oh, you didn't run team never dies
You know what's missing about what?
I'm coming to check me. I'm done. I'm done with this bullshit. I'm gonna jump against on that
I'm right across from you
Okay, okay, okay green team might actually be just fucking
I don't know what's going on right now.
I don't know.
I'm like kind of a cool guy.
What's going on right now, guys?
The pressing and the server?
Right, people.
Is that just my settings?
Is that BBE?
No, it's a real human twin source.
Oh, uh, no.
I thought so.
What's going on right now?
This game is like a different, like, environment.
Oh, okay.
Like, sometimes it's a really sunny one.
Sometimes it's not.
I kind of like...
I'll be I'm good like a whole talk you guys over here you coming proud yeah
my god I just killed like ten dies I just killed like 13 of your oh oh was
that what's that on the left side of my screen big-time Lambo killed a baby
He's camping that.
He's camping the APC.
Is that what this guy's doing?
Yeah, he's camping the APC.
Hang on, are you on that team?
Hold on, I'm on my team.
I'm on my team.
Oh, you come over here.
Oh my god, are you seeing that?
I've been lighting those guys up this whole time.
I don't know what you're at.
We're just gonna call them out.
I'll get you.
I
Make it go to the toilet. I'm a tozy. You're in you're in
We shall live this way out
No, I am gone far gone. I get like 14 people that I left. Okay. Okay
Okay pal, sure you did buddy, sure you did
Sure you did pal. I do not like your tone. You are you are treating are you patronizing?
I'm not patronizing you. That'd be very haram. You're not patronizing. You're not patronizing you that'd be very haram
It would be very haram
I
Can't use this APC is charming nuts
I'm showing them inside the hot zone.
What do you mean I'm blue?
I got you, Paul, don't you worry.
They're 6 feet tall.
They're fucking dog shit, that's what they are.
It's over. We cleaned the high ground.
What part of the hot zone would you be in?
You're doing as I will be able!
Let's just say...
NOOOO!
You're gonna attack me!
OH MY GOD!
I'm like a midi-a!
You're never gonna see me coming!
POOL! POOL!
DAMN IT POOL!
I'm very proud of you and also disgusted at the same time.
YOU JOKING ME OFF! STOP JOKING ME OFF BUDDY!
I SHOULD CUT IT UP!
I'm killing myself all right, okay, yeah, I actually
Yeah, I'll be here with you. I'm actually gonna tell you how many guys I kill right there because I know it's my first life
I just killed in one life
15 people it actually says only one look at 15 guys
How nice was the spot? How nice was the spot?
Oh, it was a nice spot. It was a nice spot.
It was a nice spot. Absolutely.
It was mostly attributed to your entire team
drawing with Cran in 12th grade.
That was the most contributing factor I would say.
The spot was decent, but that was that was the that was the crux of the situation. It's about
Yeah
Are you back though? No, I'm
Everybody else's boy. We stood the zealots my boy was working, but I know he's talking
It's grand
I'm coming. I'm going to hot zone now to suppress the enemy here a little, you know, take care of my guys.
Protect them. Milk and cram. That is how you say those words, dumbass.
my guys. Protect them. Milk and cram. That is how you say those words, dumbass!
I tell you, those two guys were just saying the wrong thing. You can't stop. You guys
get to do what you want. But we're coming on all of you. Nothing you can do to stop us.
Oh, God. Oh, God. We're too big. Oh, God. We're too strong. Oh, God. We're too fast.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Like a hot knife through fucking butter.
Shit!
I'll put you on a fucking dead skinning evening!
Oh!
You can't see a fucking...
That's the best time to have Climedia!
Do you want to see this here?
All right, Climedia, I'm in the hot job.
What do you have, buddy?
Yeah!
I got your stream open, buddy.
I'll kill you before you even get near me.
Keep it open. Keep it open. You're gonna need it.
You're gonna need it.
You're gonna need all the adventures you can get, buddy.
This is easy, boy.
I work 72 hours a day, boy.
Well, you're watching Netflix and Tiki Takas?
Tiki Takas?
I work 72 hours a day, boy.
Well, you're watching Netflix and Tiki Takas?
Oh, where you at, Coco? Where you at? Enough fooling around?
I'm at the hot zone, man.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Oh, God.
You ain't the hunters our tower
Come on
Is that you pushy-dave Josh
you cocoa tell yourself even those bullshit about being in the zone there's no way he show
No!
Oh, perfect!
Fantastic!
What a sweet feat. What a sweet delight!
Co-
That was coconut!
Hahahaha!
Woooooo!
Alright!
Pick me up!
Make me up!
Grab the thing,
and take off my body,
and we're doing this
hand to hand!
Woooo!
I killed him!
We're not believing him.
Hey, I don't even see it.
Wait.
Oh, that's my guy.
No, like, Robbie.
Robbie, give me up this instant.
We're doing hand to hand combat.
What?
Coconut!
Coconut!
Coconut!
You don't know the power of a human.
You do not know it at all!
You would bring great dishonor to your father if you did not pick me up right now!
Can I actually pick you up or not on the same team?
Yeah, you can. You've got my D-Fam. Out of my butt.
Fuck. Okay.
Well, no, I just died.
Okay!
Let's go! Get ready!
Fucking cool Martin over here. Good job, B-Barton.
Let's go, B-Barton.
Mr. Peep, Mr. Peep, help me!
I mean, it's 11 o'clock. Do we get shots? Do we take shots right now?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Right now
Why I'd like to see you try to fuck me
I'm gonna fuck you
oh wait wait oh god wait oh god we gotta get the hot job we gotta get the hot
job okay you can not later I gotta go to the hot job go go go we didn't get
350 meters away from me. Oh, they pulled that fucker. They pulled the fucker
down. Hiding behind rocks and hiding in bushes and hiding in the
You better be that hot job pal. You better be that hot job. Oh, I'm in the zone. I'm coming to fuck you.
If you're sniping the top of the tower, you're
Look.
What's with this game play?
Is pure gob over this game?
Yeah, I see how well.
100%, 100%.
I can see that.
It looks poop on woods on dark hours.
This is basically the woods on the top.
I see they speak like a small town map
with this like a western saloon.
And there's like a cowboy and it's in a tie.
Woo.
Oh
Who can I come over here pal? Where you at? I'm right at your base
Where if your man is out
I'm on the bottom left corner subcourt. No top right corner top right corner
I'm coming baby. I'm coming I'm coming on you
I
Watch out I watch I think he's having for the top of the car
We're gonna step we push it back
Right there
You can't get us, you'll never get us.
Hold the line.
I'll die in this fight.
You may take our land, but you will never take our spirit.
Excuse me, guys, excuse me, guys, excuse me, guys, excuse me, guys, excuse me, uh, meat
shields.
Throw with the meat grinder that's we will sneak up and kill coconut from behind
Hold on a little longer. We got reinforcements. Hold the line
We kill for those dirty blues. We're gonna lose we're gonna lose
Look at yourself demons
They're never gonna get me that's because you guys are snipers up on the roof we well here this garage
We're right for our lives garage, huh?
Oh, the garage action?
Who the garage action?
I see the garage. I see, I see, I see.
Oh, yeah. Watch where it's pushy. Watch where it's...
Listen, bro.
Oh, shit!
I'm sorry it had to be you.
I want you, I want you.
Fuck it!
I
Passed away we be passed way was over P. I passed away, but I'm coming back we won
No, you did. You're not even winning right now. We've got the lead
What the fuck?
I'm picking up. I'm picking up get up. What's cooking each other way? Oh shit. We're dead. Oh my god. Oh my god
Why don't we do it? Oh?
Oh, okay, we're dead
You didn't even do anything pal you shit up in your every tower with your long hair
Wait, wait the wind
No, honor no honor no glory no glory at all. It's you go go
Hey scoreboard
You just you wait, just you wait pal, just you wait.
The Red Team has the tenacity of a thousand tigers in the heart of a thousand elephants.
We're gonna scalp you fucking motherfuckers.
We're gonna scalp you motherfuckers.
You understand me?
Get the fuck a boy from my fucking life.
No, that one's about to go south.
Wee!
Come on.
I like glutes.
You're not for a second.
Come on.
I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything.
Who's holding? Who's holding? I mean, what are they?
I'd rather be back. I'd rather be back. I mean, I mean, I've even been lost. It's over.
I'm just currently losing. It's over. It's all over.
Why is he the same with that way?
Shut up with the fat lady sings
It's not over to the fat lady sings
The fat lady is about to die
She will not be able to sing very much
She's got a fucking high-ascolence low, buddy
Very, very high-scolence
You're only up by two, three guys
We're ahead of there right now
Yeah, I'd like to see you try
Where are you?
Our defenses are impenetrable
I'm gonna eat your fucking ass
You have a sandy beach
I'm gonna put it to you.
You know said that Mike Tyson said some other the words do I can't say much. Oh my god
Right the hot job right the hot job
Like rain has it what the fuck
You know you okay, you know
I deployed my parachute right when I jumped out of the helicopter. How did I die?
Oh, Franco Javier! Franco Javier! Holy fucking shit. Oh, man, he's dead.
Alright, we gotta lock in, we gotta lock in. We gotta get a helicopter full of red guys,
go right on so take this game away from
oh
now you're a base double base I base I
design we will have you was my last
chance okay
just look at this
there are helicopter coming back here
maybe you gotta buy one
um
I got I got it
I can fly go on this hill right here
I'm a better flyer I'm gonna fly it twice
I don't know if I attack two of them
do we do we buy two helicopters
We might have you want to absolutely absolutely better to get there live
I will force you I will force one of me push one push one
No, I'm not like six guys in here.
All right, these have families.
I'm not going to slam it to you.
You don't give a fuck about their families.
Get away from me.
Guys, there's a person in the helicopter in front of us.
They used to shoot him.
They used to kill him.
We can't be guys in hell.
Oh, no, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
Picking up speed up.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
You don't do it like the other guy did when you're like really close to the ground and
stuff?
We're going right down the hill.
I'm going right down the hill right now.
I'm going.
I'm coming in hot!
I'm coming in hot!
Jump jump jump jump jump jump!
I
Inflatable tube man from a car dealership. I even pull my pants up
That was that
All right, well, okay third time to time third time to time
No worries boys. No worries. I got 38 greens got 38 in the zone dude
That's fine as long as it's not blue.
How's that possible? Where's the-
I see. I see, okay.
I see.
Yeah. Meet me there.
Wait, well, did you survive?
Yeah, I survived.
Oh, I did not.
I did not. They had my number.
They had my number, boss.
There's 34 people, I don't think.
I'm heading back right now though, boss.
Okay.
Oh
They pull that is that pulled
It's not cool. That's a natural
I'm head right here right here
They're not just a big all natural all natural all natural
I'm gonna land right in the hunter with my with my compadres my amigos here. We're very tightly bonded
Right now. He's right. He's in three of my most trusted confidants. Fuck those guys
What is the three-word most such a confident?
The one on the right is Tom the two on the right are Jacob and Derek. I was Derek's best man in his wedding
They can fuck off
No one
Oh my god, I'm gonna get you right now if I can.
At least we're together, I guess.
I mean, honestly, well, can I have some?
I have some kudos for the accuracy.
Yeah, can I have some?
Yeah, please, Pee-Gee.
Woo!
You're on my nuts.
What does that mean, Lone Star?
Are we Lone Star Coco?
Is that our team?
I think that's us.
You're a bunch of bitches.
That's what you are.
We joined red super late with the eyes at like 60 boys that doesn't count
Yeah, we were literally on your team first we got you that 30 point lead
The same guy killed you are we back out are you saying you killed you with the chopper? I'll be on the same team
Or should we just back out and try to like oh?
We could try to be on the same team. You want to pick a different team? No, no, we got no blue. We got your blue
All right, where are we going?
What are we doing?
Where are we going?
We're going blue.
We're going blue.
All right.
Is this CSGO?
Yes, it's CSGO.
But they had a major update.
Major update last week.
Oh, we're just giving it a shot.
We're just trying it out.
Wait, hold on.
Isn't that the Huey right there at the top, right?
Oh, no, it's a blackout.
I'm going to say not.
It's not.
Oh, go blue!
Damn it!
Dude, no way it believes me.
I'm going to say not.
I'm going to say not.
I'm going to say not.
I'm going to say not.
I'm going to say not.
I'm going to say not.
No way believes me that fuck like this now. There's no shit. Oh, yeah, I've got what we do because we go to your green
No, I don't want that shit
Maybe we might go right
We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. I feel it. Well, if you get on green
No one's money was
You let you go red pal, what's you the video game, which I you why because we were on your team
for the first time yeah, yeah, yeah
Alphabetes on blue team we got a something up
Wait, how do you know?
Right here
I'm a green, I'm a green, I'm on!
Hey, we're right here!
You got motherfucker, I'm right here!
Well, can you unlock real quick?
Yeah, I can unlock very well.
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in, I'm in.
Who's being shut the fucking censor on it?
Are we both, are we all agreed?
Yeah, we're all agreed.
I'm on green, yeah, we're here.
Let's win this.
Fuck, I don't know.
The levels go up to 600.
Really?
What was the word?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my game.
Dude, I really like the 8K.
I really like the 8K.
It is awesome. It's just a server for you. Like some servers,
some of you, like you'll spawn in and your voice will work,
and you'll die and your voice won't be there, which is the game.
Yes.
But they said they're working really hard to fix it, though.
I believe them. I believe them. They're doing good work.
They're doing great work.
Hmm.
Oh, oh.
All right, all right.
Oh, I have to...
How much do I have 30 round max the mb5 just diarrhea? I don't take this bad boy over
Oh wait wait. Yeah, I shall enter
Oh, that's nice. That's nice. I know me a poop. Oh, I'm telling you guys the
Jesus gave our
Pooh diarrhea as syphilis
You cannot have any arms or legs, but you cannot be used if you are useless.
Very wise, Master Ruben, very wise.
Very wise, Master Ruben, very wise.
What was broken for you? Oh, guys, my voice was down again.
Fantastic, fantastic, perfect, perfect.
It's really, yeah.
What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight.
They use the same voice server thing as Rust.
Somebody's like, this game's voice is down a lot.
Rust is kinda really down.
Well, I guess there's like a hundred guys talking in the same spot.
It doesn't really happen in Rust.
Doesn't that happen in Rust with like the old play events?
Yeah, and it breaks.
I'm going to land here. I'm going to land here. I'm going right to the hot job. I got
There's a sweet new Salad to end the platform.
Look at that bad boy.
Look at that bad boy.
I love you, man, but I gotta imagine the people you play with fight a super annoying everyone that needs to cater to you
and the way you play and rescue, but don't show the same love back to them.
You guys have been rushing me all night. I don't think I've ever seen you guys once, huh?
The gentleman is very like, did he joke?
He's fucking annoying.
He thinks he is.
I'm still sick of this shit.
I'm sick of this shit.
I'm sick of this shit.
You're my favorite part about that sentence is that that guy has not been watching at
all.
He would have made it up the stream and just came in and just type it out.
He was probably the first guy in this game to get a DFID, but it's not because he was
people because that pays man he fives a big big boy money it helps if you watch
the street on damage I'm so happy they changed the way that the vehicles move
now like
Yeah
I felt like I was playing America truck simulator when I was like playing this in the first beta
Do we have a follow up
one. Oh no! T-Gos will be! T-Gos will be!
Guys, does it look kinda crazy?
Yeah.
We checked announcements to Fixed Boy.
It kinda like...
I guess it's not right.
They're in the foggy one right now.
Well, you apparently they have an announcement in the discord
on Fixed Boy.
Oh, okay.
I don't hear anything right now, so...
What do you need there?
Oh!
What do you need?
I
Can say mr.. Pina has revived me at least six times today
No, that's lying. It's pretty good. Oh, you catered me bitch. You catered me, pussy
You revive me and holy mate, and I never revive you
You know what?
Your family yeah, of course
Yes, yes, of course, and I cannot wait to let my father play this. Yes
That's what I get in the game of course in the game of course. Yes. Yes
That's right actually guys everyone go get a chair from the base I
Want I want each of you on one hilt of the chair. I want to sit it
You're gonna carry me to the enemy base
Yeah, that was great. That's right. That's right. That's right. Rock on doing it too. Oh, no, I call I call me rock on I
Call me rocker. No, no, you have to go. No, I don't know. I don't know. I need to be rocker. I need to be rocker
Take a tickle tickle
Hey boy, we're building up T1
How do you like that?
Beautiful, just like last time.
Oh, we lost the one again?
Oh.
Get your ass up.
No, no, I just mean get your ass up, pussy.
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Jesus, let me fuck his body.
You sit right there.
That's a way for him to come on.
Jesus.
There's another man in there watching.
You see the cockroach? You see the cockroach?
He was enjoying it. That shit freak.
That guy's sniping on this tower.
What about us here?
We got that boys! We got that!
I'm running supplies to T1 for now.
What the...
Reservoirs are watching the turret.
What are you doing?
Oh
We were
Did you figure out how to fix it with the display no, no, I'm just gonna try and toggle it on and off
This per message says that there's probably one on and off.
That's all.
Oh.
That's basically telling you that one's my fault.
Sage advice.
Sage advice.
Hey, come here.
All right, sir.
Oh, crap.
I'm so scared.
I'm forgetting the voice up.
Oh, I'm dead, guys.
I'm dead.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
Okay, now you good?
Oh, can you answer?
I'm far.
I'm split.
I'm just gonna go ahead and resize.
Yeah.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
I'll myself.
What makes the game for real? Yeah, Vlips, they have the game. Touch pre-set, the Vlips are on.
Okay, are you still poor?
No, no, I got 51 Gs.
Oh, geez!
Nah, never mind.
How much, how much do you have? 71 Gs?
negative seven grand what's the number next one again I'm in what the one
top right yeah and in the one top oh the letter thousand and fifty one okay
so your kick cost seven K then so you have to say seven K back I see I see okay
yeah I'm in here I'm in P I'm in all right let's ride
I don't know why it's turning all of a sudden.
I watch this, I watch this, I knew that guy didn't go really close to God, ready?
Oh my God.
Uh, did you see this?
Did you see this?
Did you see this?
Did you see this?
Yeah, yeah.
Did you see how nervous?
Did you see how nervous?
And then I'm going to do a J-hunk when we get there.
Yeah.
It's only professional pilots can do it.
Oh
Holy shit
No, no, no, no, we'll just go right through the tree we'll blow right through it. Yeah. Yeah
The tree is nothing guys
Let me with a jumpy that's your job. I'm a jayhook it. I'm a jayhook it. Huh? You ready?
My jayhook it jayhook it jayhook it
Well, what the heck did you do?
Believe it me, Viva!
Wait, oh shit!
Hop back in, hop back in!
I'll die!
Get it, get it!
Oh fuck!
Oh shit!
Where is the duck?!
Hey, coconut!
Oh, Jesus, you guys, you got a life on your ass.
363 with the leave me what what
That's bad news
Okay, I'm dead. Please God tell me after nine hours of gameplay you have a defibrillator
I cook it up right yeah, I got them one dead cool. I'm gonna defibrillator a defibrillator. I
Don't got the food. We get it. It's a trip. Why oh
Oh god, oh god, oh shit, fuck!
Are you good?
No!
My asshole ganked over here by swack!
Holy crap!
Okay, okay, now's a nice one.
Time for a tie.
You really, really...
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Put two hamsters with babies in my bottle right now.
Oh shit!
What's wrong with me? Holy shit!
Something's going on. Something's going on. Something ain't right.
Hold up! Wait a minute. Something ain't right.
Oh shit, it's Paul, it's Paul from the other thing, or whatever.
I don't like it. We don't like it in here
Top fullery of group all around enough do boo boo win
I gotta reach level 11
He's not gonna get it tonight
We will level medical you guys I'm over five
There's actually no way there's actually no how do we play for nine hours?
Well, I'm gonna play sniper remember I'm a little 15 on that now I'm ready
I got we don't even need boy because everyone in the game is watching the screen and
I'm so good not to get us to the odd zone a guy I've never seen before and he goes I got you mr. B in the chat
I don't want to hear nothing when I say so it seems like me. I don't want to hear nothing
I don't want to hear a people anyone
I lose a little thing
I
Try this
Yeah, I'll try let me try these guys real quick. I don't know if it goes as far
That didn't happen. That didn't happen. None of that happened. None of that happened, guys.
Forget that ever happened. Forget that ever happened. Didn't happen. Wipe that from your
memory.
Nice, nice, nice smoke.
Mr. Flammerhaw, get a slide, John Wynch!
I'm pushing the smoke.
We're going back and we're going back to the bush. Oh, he died.
He just went over me. He just went over me.
He died, he died.
Nice, nice, nice.
He's trying to body-seeking the rest of you already.
No way.
What the fuck?
He died. He died.
Nice. Nice. Nice.
No way.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Come ass. Come ass.
What?
Nothing. Nothing. I'm healing.
Except for a pot?
Try to pay attention.
I was dropping in there.
There's nothing I can do.
Yeah, I just gotta run.
I mean...
You can pre-save kids, don't you?
Are you crazy?
I'm gonna heal.
Well, not pre-save, but you can...
You can pre-buy your last one.
Alright.
Is that thing doing over there?
No, I'm fucking... I'm being shot in the back.
You got a guy in there?
They're probably gonna keep...
You think you're better than me?
You think you're better than me?
You think you're better than me?
What are you doing over there?
Did he smoke us?
I'm on my way, I'm gonna get you both.
Wait, oh yeah, I'm down, I'm down.
Wait, wait, I think he's here.
I'm down, I'm down, Rog.
Yeah, I meant to be a solo though.
Wait, this guy's got me, this guy's got me.
I'M COMING BUSH!
Good kills, good kills.
Oh, shit.
I'M BABYED!
You get on us, there's like a full team.
Yeah.
Thank you people, I gotta heal.
I KEEP GETTING!
Yeah.
How long does this smoke last?
Road?
It only takes about a minute.
What the fuck, thank god.
I
Don't you wait watch I'm right here nothing to fear the buggy later is here
No, that's a bow.
Here, we run right out of him, yup.
I hit him in the back.
No, yeah, that's him.
I got him. Somebody killed him.
Let's see what my fence is.
He's running.
I heard him through the wall.
That sound good.
That sound.
Very helpful.
I'm full packed up. I'm full packed up. I'm good guys
Oh, it's getting groovy. Sorry, boss. Oh, it's getting groovy.
Hurry.
Oh, get in the office here. Can I get you? Can I get you both? Yeah, I've got to get those guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here, do you fit me, rug? That's been taking so long.
Yeah. Hey, so what took my need, then? Oh, wait, what took my need, then?
Oh, did you need my need, then? Yeah, yeah, I didn't know you were gonna be about...
I'm dropping over here. You were just gonna get shot at if I drop everything
I really sure the play was there, but I've had not overbought
But how do you get enough he helped me I'm gonna help him
Which we get about that job
Gotcha
Well, is that the press room you're gunned?
Yes.
In front of us.
We're not just waiting right now guys.
We're doing pretty good.
Yeah, I have a suppressor right there.
I'm running out, baby.
Someone's above us.
Are you sure?
It might be us.
Yeah, I shot, that was me.
Yeah, I need to die.
You were letting over there.
Are you sure you're okay?
It might be us.
Yeah, I think it's us.
You were letting over there?
We got like a whole army right here, boys. Holy crap.
Put you to the zone.
Crossing?
There's a hot zone.
250 meters to the southeast.
Oh, right on me.
Oh, push, push, push, push!
Where's he?
got him no way I think you shot me peanut thank you yeah always hits his man
oh I mean it's not I don't know somewhere that sounds or something else
holy shit could be anywhere could be anywhere where they are I don't know I
should we do the southeast over the southeast got the pool from us the
broken wall pools that's where they're at the suppressor guy yeah yeah you guys
Yeah, it's like a pool that building with the broken walls cool
He's like on this side
You should be on the stadium above you guys. Yeah, I'm here up here at somewhere by the road.
Hey George, hey George!
I'm beeping, I'm beeping, I'm beeping, I'm beeping!
Hiya! She- I'm not thinking!
Where's they?
I think, I think, I think Rogue's making that guy-
I think it's a fuckin' unit here.
Look at us!
I guess that doesn't be all. See, Shield Team's sexy!
Shield Team dicks!
How will we still be traveled 250 meters and we're still 250 meters from the hot dog?
Oh, the positive!
Yeah, we're at the hot dog.
Are you coming?
Yeah, that's him.
Oh!
And yeah!
I thought it was gonna be just...
Just doing my part!
I perish.
I perish.
I'm
Your wife's getting her back blown out right now
Is that what you want to be
I like the game too much.
That guy said that.
Yeah, they killed him.
I'm laughing.
I'm laughing.
I'm laughing.
Oh, my God, let's go, Paul.
Come on, baby, come on.
I need a revive.
Yeah, Mike, we got it.
Wait, all our boys are dead.
I got two boys.
Damn, get them all.
Get them all.
Three of us.
Boys, get out of here.
Get out of here.
I'll revive the rest.
Just get out of here, boys.
Move the house!
Move the house! Move the house!
Got all our boys! Got all our boys!
Oh god! What are you gluding at?
I'm gonna get to be fired! I'm gonna get to be fired!
Oh, everybody, everybody is. Everybody is.
We're not doing too good right now
You know there's something to be said about being goofy being silly and being acting as an idiot
Yeah, you tell him have any
Well shit
Well shit
And now I'm not gonna do it anymore.
Uh, oh, I'm not gonna do it anymore.
I'm gonna say very horrible things now.
Though you know what, you know what, Mr. BB?
I'm gonna say something nice.
You're a great friend, and I'm glad to be playing with you today,
and an even better teammate.
No!
It's really nice to be in this game.
I knew that there was somebody there.
That's the guy who's playing a TV play song.
You think I'm an idiot?
I
Yeah, he's gonna do the same joke
1000 more times 10,000 more times 100,000 more times that button that button will be worn down to the knob
By the time I'm done making those jokes
I can't wait to hear it again, but we just lost tower one
What do you do
As you just got his location everybody just keep dying
I
Oh
All right, all right, let's wait for these homies to get in made the high joke
No local chance
I know I know
The local chat is horrible the team around is just down
I
See
Well, how do we just have the hajad
Just in the middle of but fuck no way that I am
Up even let's go you in here
Yeah, I was just gonna fuck it. Well, actually let me let me grab a kid. Let me grab a kid
I'm gonna jump down with you
Let me grab a kid. I'll jump down with you
People the church, I think
I'm at the church right now. There's a lot of people around here, but I only have one mag left
I need to get on the baby I need five four five eight here right Emma oh I don't
have that right I'm coming with some I'm going to see you push up by the
church they're below the church 273 yeah 273 or 237 sorry okay this guy just
stole my fucking helicopter dude okay okay let's get in this guy's get in
Oh
Where the hell is the hot zone now, it's a hundred years that way now
It's not like 10 more minutes. I'm gonna go I'm gonna hot job. I'm gonna hot job
We jump in Mr. Rogen
I
Go in it. I'm gonna have to literally seal it dudes gun. This is gonna be a radius. I'm gonna get
There's a lot of dead people on me, 5-4-5?
Yeah, 5-4-5.
Is there a lot of dead people on there?
Yeah, there is, but I'm not seeing any 5-4-5.
I'm just going to swap guns on him, I'm just going to find a body.
Let's go, Gould.
Oh, I see it.
We're dropping on you guys, I got ammo for you, Rogue.
Oh, do you?
Yep.
Hold on, I did mine.
I did mine.
I landed somewhere where there's people shooting at us, so I don't know. Oh my god
I just died wait
I think we got a reset
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't think anybody's flying but me, it's crazy
Crazy I trust everybody but you for flying
That's crazy, when's the last time you crashed with me in a fucking alley huh?
I think you're a great pilot if you need to sometimes get that look in your eye
I am the tiger.
I am the tiger.
I am the tiger.
The thrill of the fight.
Rising up to the challenge of our rivals.
And the life that touches me
touches me the night.
Touches me the night.
Are we going to the jungle?
We're coming.
Oh god, there's a lot of guys.
There's a lot of guys.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What the hell is that?
What the fuck are you doing?
How's it-
I'm not dead!
Be better? Oh, word.
Word, word, word.
Oh
I knew the boy was working, but I'm assuming you're watching this game. Thank you so thank you, sir
Holy crap there's a thousand oh my god, there's a thousand of them a thousand. Oh my goodness
That's right on us. Oh, well, we're on it. Hey, there's no one within 10 miles. No, do you still need you still need ammo, rogue?
Jesus, you got him up in the ground!
I'm gonna get him in the ground!
Holy crap!
Nice!
Something similar.
Take it with this.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
There's red teamers and a hundred guys in the hot tub right now!
Bro, do you need ammo still or no?
Bro?
Oh
Wait for me get up leave for me
You know I'm so quickly look
Robe get up right to the hot job Mike right to the right behind the high up here
Welcome back in mr. Rugg welcome back in
Oh, are you ready to wait in the 15th person you get gay?
Yeah
Oh boy, I bet you excited
Double those guys on the hill on the hill right behind us 290. What perhaps
It's not gonna be easy work.
I'm not a dev or a paint shield, just for the one hundred and eighty players loving to sit out of this game.
I canceled my plans with my girlfriend for the weekend.
Just so I can play all weekend.
HELL YEAH, MISSING GOATS!
FUCK YOUR GROPE AND HELL YEAH, IT'S A GREAT GAME!
Good work, Deep!
Are we resetting?
I have the import, boys. I have the import.
Get up! Hit the players!
Wait, are we resetting?
Do I?
No, no, no, no, I'm re-
I'm just walking.
I'm in the hatch- I'm in the hatch-
Look at where are you?
I'm at base though. I just died. We don't have an air vehicle over here.
Oh, an air vehicle?
I gotta get a heli, fuck it. There's no APC either.
Oh my gosh, I'm on the army again.
I gotta heli, I gotta heli. I'm gonna jump off.
Yeah, yeah, come
You can play
Yeah, you can play. I've never fallen.
Alright, make a spot.
I'll be in there.
Get it, French!
How do I unlock it?
Elf.
Elf is not only...
Uh...
Hello, let's go!
Fuck it!
We're surrounded, we're surrounded!
Fucking 425, they're gonna-
STAY BACK AND DEVICE!
You're on your peanut and spit it on you, PS.
You are a fat walnut that has no honor on your legs with a small pector.
I love you, Poo, it was your hurry. Congratulations, you've hurried me deeply!
We're packing, you're packing?
You're packing?
That shouted further away.
Shouted a couple more feet that way
Shouted a little further away one good day one good day
I'm not I'm dead forever. I'm there. My mortal life has ended my story is coming close. I've been fucked
Oh, it's so. Where do you guys want to go?
Right the hard drive.
Right the hard drive. Right the hard drive.
I got it on now.
I just got two doors wide open.
It's a war zone because it's time to go.
Please
Congratulations
Here's sniper
He just looks very fun, but I'm telling you guys guys, I'm telling you I'm telling you boys the first four hours
I played this game. I was like, I was
It was, it was, I was not having fun.
I was not having fun with you.
Eventually, figure out what you're supposed to be doing,
how you're supposed to be doing it,
and your role and stuff like that,
like the face, you know, they're like flying.
I'm telling you, yeah, it's gonna be.
I know that's kind of a long time to ask you the game,
but just trust me, play it for like four hours.
And then right after that, you will be hooked.
I
Don't want to meet
I'm not getting boys locked in it
Yes, I'm across
Okay
Lucky boy, I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy
me at these everything guys yeah there's more I hear it I hear the shots too
they're by the wall well thank you mr. Brett thank you good job wait guys
what was what he yet I got two boys I got two I'm getting shot from across the
water now I'm literally on their wall yeah I'm like a full team full team
why I just died what the fuck he's rising right here on the other side of
this wall. Oh, watch out. I'm going to burn it. It might kill us.
I'm moving to. Oh, I got killed from the trees. Did you get him?
I was leaving that one specific guy behind. He's dead. He's dead.
We all vote to leave great soda behind.
We take a vote on this.
I
Saved you mr. Grape Soda. Yeah, this is why I see you for some reason I keep back mr. Grape Soda. I keep back
Perfect 800 meters from the hot zone just how I like it just how I like it little bit cardio little bit of cardio
get that heart rate elevated and die right before we get there I'm gonna
hear real quick it's gotta be a way and they always fuck this up
they always suck it up there was a jump somewhere yep and they're APC's in there
too okay are you on the way to this base or I fucking just died I'm going back
I'm not a bad man. It's one on
the APC. I just insta died.
Nice. It was ABC ad. Wait.
Let me take it. Oh, they're
driving to the the drive to the
circle. They're like, aren't we?
Are we? Don't you worry, boys.
There's a couple more to on me to me one miles one more and I'll be there
A couple more miles we ride there
This you make some these shit box cars drivable you have a fast seal on your bag or no
Yeah, that is the smallest truck I've ever seen big Japanese
You better win this
That would be ridiculous to even suggest
really ridiculous no fucking way I was
get your pen and paper that buddy get your pen and paper
okay i'm just gonna show you two right now
hey what's going on with you where you're at
I'm falling
falling no practice
exit exit
I'm getting this helicoot there
oh fuck it's a maxed out helicopter already
what's up
I got some tangles out of me just go get that but
Little bronchage and war dogs should be a problem.
Should be a problem.
Should not be a problem. I'll be there momentarily.
Gotta deal with some hooligans.
Small on APC, it's right next to the zone. APC is right next to the zone.
I can't believe I'm saying I got ratted on it.
I
Just smoke you're dying
This just feels awful
You're walking around
Mr. Hunt mr. Hunt mr. Hunt. Oh
Yeah, Mr. Hunt I
I think you gotta move it bud. There's too many of them around here.
Brett, he's on the hill! Brett, he's on the hill! He's one left, one left!
Help me, help me, Mr. Red, please!
Stop, please! Please, Mr. Red, please!
I'm too sexy to die, please!
Alright buddy, I'm not dirty logic. You can't just throw me down the hill.
I'm just a medical assistant here!
to CPR at the little mountain mouth.
Thank you, Mr. Grape, so you're a good man.
I'm gonna love you forever, Mr. Grape, so I'm gonna love you.
I'm never gonna let anything bad happen to you.
Oh, hey!
Am I there?
Dude, I've got like a really dedicated group of five guys right here.
I
Little bit of
Steady wins race slow and steady wins a race in the mud. I'm on bridge. I'm on bridge watching circle move
Watching it. He's got a kind we're all staying together reviving this is going on. No, it's moving Southwest for West
It'll eventually make its way up here, I think.
Alright boys, to the zone, follow me, gang!
I'm in the river, I don't need the bridge right now.
Where the cover?
Where the cover?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god
I just thought fuck. Where was he? Where was he?
You see behind the concrete silo in the middle of the road?
I got to the scope, I got to the scope!
Follow me again to the zone!
I'll stick around for a second.
Yeah, I will.
Welcome 100 minutes out, I got to the bush.
Got one of me?
Move, move, move!
I hear one near my body, near my body.
Oh, it's their APC, they're driving it.
driving it I gotta build a base so I get the sheet one
what the hell is going on
we're doing it we're doing we're trying to be down over there
safe we're safe
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kill the thing off the top of it.
Oh, am I getting killed?
Oh my God, I just had to run from here.
Yeah, I got team killed.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I hope you keep taking, uh, I hope you keep taking.
Okay, charge the bike. I need them.
Gotcha!
I think that might be a drug driver over there. We give him.
What are we doing what are we doing what are we doing
What are we doing?
Red, get your ass up!
God, I'm so hip with the auto
I can't do it, I can't do it!
Big magazine!
Oh, alright, oh, alright
Alright, I'll shoot
Word
Okay guys we got you some other time we have got you some other time
Are you serious broke room room? You gotta come back you gotta come back
I mean a slight missing, but I mean it's like this calculation. I ran the numbers
This guy's killed like 10 of us!
I killed one of them already.
Well, the driver's still right here. He's fucking sitting here.
Fuck.
Fuck, Rog, you're my only hope. You're my only hope.
You gotta eat.
You gotta eat.
You gotta give me a bus.
Are you riding the APC here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
I was like, yeah.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Where are you?
I'm right here, I'm here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay, okay.
I'll give you a ride with us.
We're back!
He's watching, he's watching.
You hear that?
I'll grab one, I'll grab one.
We gotta go hot some though.
We can chop this out, we can chop this out.
We gotta chop the north as well.
We're surrounded, we're surrounded!
Don't you worry, Paul!
I'm coming to get you, brother!
I'm coming to get you, Paul!
I'm coming to get you, Paul!
I'm coming to get you, Paul!
I'm coming to get you, Paul!
I'm coming to get you brother. Oh shit
What the hell is that?
There's a car with a gun on top of it.
He's got it.
Sorry, do it.
Oh, this is a white chair.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
He's really still.
Now the bull tank is here.
What?
What?
What?
What?
WHAT?!
Funny on our tank.
It's a-
Every team on the map has drove into the APC to run over us.
And there's one specific location.
What?
What?
What?
You see this runga? You see this?
What's happening?
Oh, I- I-
Both the red and blue APC are trying to run us over right now.
Oh, I'm not even over there.
Excellent.
I gotta get to that.
The circle's by T- uh, by tower.
Circle's by our tower.
Did we own that tower?
Oh, yeah.
You gave me your best boss.
Uh, true baddest boss.
Oh, we're dead.
I'm feeling great on T-1.
Oh my god, I just died.
We gave it all boys, we gave it all.
That's what baddest boss.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You know the school.
Get on.
Get out.
camps one guy named Josh on the APC but he's not actually camping it it's just
that they spawn and try to resin in front of them okay
cool that this place is a madhouse over here both the blue and many APC's are
here so there's gonna be a ton of guys spawning they're working on their road
there's no guy they just swept the guy off above our hill
I got you cookin' under too worried!
I got you bushed!
Dude, they're gonna keep me killed.
There's a whole black-off right here, west.
A whole what?
One's already out.
Black-off.
What?
Keep it in the southeast, keep it in the southeast!
it was running was running yeah this isn't good how do you shoot the
mortar again like a button left leg usually
that's the good shooting yeah bar you know how do you aim right if you see
Oh
You know the most flowers in the Netherlands are tulips tulips on this dick
That's not out of those jokes. What I've seen roots and then and then
You should a whole joke in one sentence dumbass
Move it up
They're gonna be pushing T1 real good
Excellent I came to my view before it was done fantastic. What a sweet delight with a sweet little treat
Murdered one
There's eat this car
Oh my god, there's no way.
Shit.
Oh, let me see it, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I had a couple
of emotions with my wife at dinner.
Oh, and let's ride!
Dude, the fucking mortars are so sick to mess with.
I'm gonna pick you up!
I'm not dead. There's a guy here.
There's a boot take! There's a boot take!
I'm gonna hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in!
Oh, fuck!
Hop in, hop in, hop in!
I can't, I can't.
I'm feeling, I'm feeling, I'm feeling,
this leaves me pain.
Get out of here, please!
You know, I don't think that was not a team kill.
That is not how it is to be running over.
Are you serious?
We're fucking running again!
What do you even do to hop it out of the car?
What is going on?
This guy wants some, he can have some!
You stupid son of a bitch!
You stupid motherfucker!
I like that! I like that, you stupid motherfucker!
Get your ass job! I'm not finishing your pussy!
Get your ass job!
I'm not finishing your pussy!
Oh shit, oh crap, wait, coconut, coconut, coconut!
I'm gonna piss up!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Being there APC, if you can?
It should be King right now, I see on the map, it's 6299.
Close one.
Ah, it was a close one.
Oh
There's somebody in our in our
Thanks much
We're back!
That was a close one
And if you guys dead, I got a heli
I got a little spice right there
I got a little spice right there
I might be spot right now
There's 181 spice
I'm caught, I'm coming
Okay
But we've prevailed. We've prevailed that as much.
Oh my shit!
I'm back in the fucking cloud cart!
Have you been a healing man? Have you been a healing...
We gotta take G1 back.
Little bit of packing
You still have to
Go up
How do I fly this thing?
Back in shift to go up
is the community have to shift shift it should to go up in the helicopter how do I go forward
fight moving the helicopter like an helicopter does when it goes forward
w it's not mouse yeah no it's not no no no no it's not a mouse
WASD and then Q and E will be like left and right
hop in keep hopping and if you won't let me do Q and E
You have to point in the direction and then hit s
Hop in boys hop in you want to you want to hit
The end of boys on the way
Hey, oh I got him I got him I got him!
Yeah, yeah.
Two fees.
Let's go.
Help me!
No, go, go!
Help me!
Guys, I can use a quick rewind.
What if you tell me we're gonna do that?
You have it in your heart.
Are you okay?
I'm gonna hold an entrance.
I'm going towards B.
Hold an entrance.
You got it, guys?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll grab you.
I'll put an eye on the way.
I think there's an armor and a car on.
Yeah, that was my armored car. We were going to the liquor store and I hit a guy on the way
But it wasn't an enemy. So plus one then I shot a guy
The liquor store
Oh, hold on there's a tank laying an egg on me. Thank you
He's in the window across the street from us.
I'm gonna grab a coconut.
I'm gonna put it in here.
You're my last hope.
I'll be coconut.
You're my hope.
I'm gonna light a window across the house from us, Habibi.
Go get it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get the rat!
Tell me about the fucker!
We gotta kill this guy.
You have smokes, Habibi?
No, I don't.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Well, I think roll guy smokes.
Rolled you shot, folks.
Shut up.
I got him.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Good job.
Good job.
Okay. Okay. No one is in there. No one is. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, you ain't. No,
you ain't. I see you on the mountain. Check it out. Yeah. You see me now? Oh, please move.
What are you doing now?
Thank you, Michelin. Thank you, Kutcher.
We're back!
Please!
I mean, where'd you go?
There's buildings. They're in that building, so...
We're building?
Okay.
You might be wrestling. Yeah, I killed one, but...
I think I saw one more.
I just marked it.
Thanks, Mark.
Who is this guy?
I'm here.
I can kill all the non squad members.
I can kill all the non squad members.
I can kill this guy.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Me and the boys are the way the lickers now.
The boys are back.
Boys are back and down.
Boys are back and down.
Where's the horn on this thing?
Where's the horn on this thing? How do I lose a horn?
H H. They're calling it. They're calling it.
Yeah, no boys, I don't. They're sucking the circle.
They're sucking the circle.
They're sucking the circle.
We got to stop them from sucking it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's the circle? I don't even see it.
Only we are allowed to suck it.
It's all the way to the east.
Oh, right, right, right, right. I'm on the way.
I
Just play Africa by total with the horn
of us that's not actual thank you yeah nobody nobody has an actual tank that
that's just a you try to kill us
I
What's wrong?
Behind us, behind us, behind us.
Where were they?
Left fence, left fence on me.
I'm fucking quick-magg with you.
Oh!
You said sandbag wall?
No, that's no more-
He's up the door, he's up the door!
I got him dead, he's by the tree!
Down, down, down, down, down!
It's push, it's push!
Keep him, keep him, keep him!
Okay, I'm gonna reload, I'm gonna cover you,
Cover your field on
I know just what to do everybody kill yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's just up one of the plan by the way
Don't think that's the whole plan
step to
hop in the lamp
we're going to the liquor store we're going to the liquor store boys
where's the wind where's the wind
am i right boys what were we taking we're taking this way we're taking this way right here
i've been i've been i've been i've been
oh get the fuck out
Are you guys on it? Yeah, we are we are in. Yeah, we're in. We're good. We're good. We're good.
To the liquor store!
Is it still open during war? Oh, absolutely.
Liquor stores are the last thing to close down during war.
Oh, hold on. Oh.
Credible driving. Oh, sorry.
The boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, the boys.
The boys, boys, you just have to ask.
But I'm mind-washing?
I'm very transparent.
I'm not talking about the information about my penis,
I'm talking about my penis.
Oh, yes, of course.
You just see through it.
I'm Amido.
Like the 1990s Xbox.
Like the 1996 Xbox.
Like a 2000.
Yes, yes.
Oh
You don't my only hate that
Is this a foot a foot f1 fit what up Toyota tendra?
There's a ramp it is a ramp. There's no way we're driving a ramp
Look at the symbol on the back
Can't see the back. It's like a bowl which is pretty close to a ramp
Oh, oh, okay. I bet it was three emotions at dinner with my wife
It wasn't easy. I thought it was a ramp. I think we're in a ramp. Oh, I think we're in a GFC
Oh, come on
How did he get this? Paul is in a chasing outside his own truck
gentlemen that is a for fucking ranger a ford ranger a ford fucking ranger
it's not like the ad war a ford fucking ranger fucking a ford fucking ranger
fucking where do you say this is a ford fucking ranger
i thought it was a ramp not a ford fucking ranger no it is a ford
is that halal or haram
oh you said nothing never you said like that it is very halal for me
It may not be a lot for everyone at all. Hold on is this where we are stop?
Pause when the fuck is up here. Pause when the fuck is up here.
Shit. What?
Oh look it out of here.
Oh the other four rangers. I think you need the four fucking rangers.
Make a spot.
I need it.
Get out of here.
Where do you go fucking rangers?
Fucking it boys. Lock it in.
I hate that bitch.
Oh, of course.
He's fortified the specs of dumpsters. That's where they go through.
Trust me, me and all my homies hate that fence.
I heard it said it slower on Twitter 14 years ago.
We just made a run for some.
Hell yeah, we did!
Good work, team! Good work!
You're not pretty there, you poor ghost.
Mr. Peanut.
What's that?
Oh, it's a hard bug.
We'll be fine. We'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
Yeah, go in and back.
You are the Rebron James of the life.
You got this.
Where are we going?
Put that very wide.
Oh, I'm pushing, man.
Should we push it?
Yes, push it.
Just take the ball, Scar.
Fuck ball.
Take your balls, Scar.
Take your balls, Scar.
Take your balls, Scar.
Take your balls, Scar.
Take your balls, Scar.
Did you pause car?
You guys help me, I got pause car!
No, pause car is stuck there too.
Come on, get out, get out, get out.
Okay.
Surely we can fix it.
I got two in that walk doorway.
Oh, excellent, good work.
We'll let me check out two.
One more, one more, one more, one more.
Fix it one more time.
Oh, even better.
Yes, one more time.
Oh
You're good
Oh, they're in there
Don't worry
Yeah, yeah, right here.
Stop right here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Why is it when they shoot the windshield,
it's not full of proof,
but when I shoot the windshield,
it is full of proof.
I could never shoot to those windshields.
Yeah, let me set it.
What?
We got it, we got it, right?
Got what?
We hacked their fob. We hacked the church fob. Yeah, we got the fob. You hacked him to the church?
They are south south east. Can I have a revive?
Yeah, I would love one of those too. Anybody got any more than revives? Where am I gonna?
Oh, I'm getting the pickup truck.
I'm dead in the fucking Ranger.
Okay, I'm gonna come get you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Take that one down the hill, bro.
Thank you.
I killed him.
I killed him.
Bro, I got over here, I got over here.
I got him.
Here we game, Chad.
I see where you're at.
I'll grab him.
We're game, Chad.
We're friends right now.
If you get ran me over, I have three bricks of C4 to blow this bitch up.
Are you safely, did you have a seatbelt on, Pina?
I did not have a seatbelt on you, Donby.
I was not trying to see jay primary
bro 14 just dropped on me
y'all need to know how to smoke your shit
I'm just that I'm dead you gotta smoke me
I could of held it though
actually they're all coming
I'm in the smoke
yeah you got this
there we go
there we go
there we go
nobody's dead yet I haven't killed anybody
this guy's coming to arrest me
Oh
Mind you mind you want my new water in the behind that big tree right in the corner
He's right behind it. Yeah, he's that he's that I got a hill. I got a hill
I'm leaving and going back to dr. Disrespect nothing funny about this peanut
Fuck you going midnight. You've got school tomorrow. You should be up to sleep
You're a better time.
A little bit of healing, a little bit of healing.
Okay, welcome back to my life, welcome back to my life too.
There's still probably no one.
People might hop over here.
They're so few, they're a few.
They're down here.
Got it?
I think.
Good.
Good
I'm coming guys! I'm coming!
Am I in the Blackhawk right now?
Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.
Five guys on this Blackhawk?
Holy crap, oh I've seen this video before. Where's the other one?
I call the couch, I call the couch!
Are you ready to get up yeah
Somebody's on top
Over you watch you watch you watch
Yeah, you know you'd up you might be
We gotta either push down the hill and kill them all go back up the church we think
what he was what he was where's he stand back
we got him this fool
hey any of you
all right well he thinks I was you
fantastic from other from an up on
pulling up you guys the FBI might be
better than this guy I'm the arson
even best go to the game is whichever
I'm not a god you can pull up your face in fancies.
I wouldn't do that.
I don't think anything else matters.
Are you the damnit drum off-banners or recoil or anything?
As long as you can pull up your face in fancies.
Mr. Red! Mr. Red!
Mr. Red! Mr. Red! Mr. Red! Mr. Red! Mr. Red! Mr. Red!
Oh!
Nevermind.
Sorry guys, get on the APC.
I'm killing myself.
Oh.
And I'm not. Okay. I'll stop right now. I'm stopping. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm in. Gonna get it. Get in. All right. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm in. Okay. Okay. Where should we go? Let's go.
Call it again
Take a ship to the hot zone with Chicago quick
Yeah, we lose the battle the hot zone is it on their tower by the way, they call the back
Well, they would take their tower
Yeah, let's do that
You take their home so you can go through the trees
Maybe not not through the road. It's gonna be a bad idea
You want to like be like right here, baby?
We're not very far yet. Yeah, I'm gonna put it like right here
Okay, I'm here Parker. Oh my god. All right. Let's go
Now we're gonna get one in the tower right there
Johnny's hurt nice, maybe there's one right here careful
I'm too certain I hit the guy you want.
Oh! Okay.
Alright, I'm on the APC.
Guys, there's someone right on top of us.
There's someone right on top of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have not seen a guy with all buckets.
I need medical services.
I need medical services.
We're back!
We're good, we're good.
Are we healing up?
Yeah, we're fucking them up.
We have the high ground.
I'm here to see that guy!
I'm holding!
What's up, Tom Saibin?
I killed another one up there.
I killed three, I killed three.
I just- I just- I just-
We have the high ground, we're fucked!
We actually have this!
Oh!
GOOOOOOOD!
SEEDS THAT GASOL!
SEEDS IT!
Oh my god, there's Paul.
See Paul?
Go there, go there!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
What is the red tank doing here?!
What? What?
They're here for the circle, just hold the circle, hold the circle!
Guys, I help!
Oh, thank you, thank you!
Holy shit!
What the fuck is happening?
What?
Are you- are you serious?
Holy-
Wait, what's wrong, guys?
the red and blue tank are teething up to run me over!
I'm dead.
Okay, alright, okay.
Okay, we've got a guy cosplaying as a grasshopper.
40 meters south, be careful.
I'm gonna need a quick revive, whenever you guys have a space area.
Where the fuck did he go?
Ridiculous.
RIDICULOUS.
I didn't realize that was...
Ridiculous.
I'm gonna grab a key real quick and I'll go live.
Oh shit!
Here!
And there's like, two of them there.
And it's gone!
Okay, how are you?
Well our ABC's still there, so just respawn.
Maybe just spawn ABC?
Yeah.
Could we like, 10 minutes?
No.
Yeah, we should wait like 10 10 minutes. Yeah, like yeah, like 10 minutes. Hey, so
It's green for me
No, like a little light at the top
That's rather green team no if it's moving the green light spread
It's green. It could run the green team.
I mean, I'm still loading it, so I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
I don't know if I'll be too shocked by something green on the green team.
What color? Green.
What does it taste like?
wait how do you evote this game open a mess but you don't have enough
string of data this guy's evoting right now he's even on a low rate oh yeah you
do actually have a nice job yeah oh I'm a trade conductor oh
oh god wait how you doing how you doing oh don't miss about a little
about to go down. You should use the surrender one when you walk into enemies and it'll basically
request them to surrender and they'll drop their gun right in their face. They really?
I heard that they don't make money from your kill. If you surrender and they kill you,
they don't get paid. Really? Yep. Alright boys. I'm coming, I'm coming. Well, hang on.
I've never uh, I've never flown before but I'm not that good at that much I can't land
so you know.
You just mean to throw my gun out of the helicot.
I'm coming.
I'm in bro, I'm in.
Let's go.
Alright baby, come on.
Oh, we got more people.
Yeah, I'm coming
Let's go
Who's got smokes I got smoke some on the way
Hopefully we all have a parachute I got a patient. I got a patient
the game is taking people out I played for nine hours and got stuff you want to break
it right away yeah all right you see I just opening the game again
Uh, any quick restart, go on and off situation, go up on, little beep boop, boop boop, up,
beep boop, boop boop, well, maybe I'll restart, give him a restart key, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm.
If we're just getting stuff paid, I don't even know if we're talking about the game
at that point. Did the aliens come take a visit at the house? What are you talking about?
Is that like a game term? Is that a game term?
Boy, I need to boy out.
Why is that like, okay, hold on. Is that a game term? What is that?
I'm grabbing the APC, APC bringing it to the cross of the yellow.
Game is denying me access to the server. Is it ending that down?
I don't know if they one of the servers slammed and tested the servers work and then you played nine hours
and now you can't have been able to play for half an hour over the fuck the death
yeah stop for me to hop in I'll be here I don't know if that tracks man I don't know if the beta
get in its purpose is to test the stability of the servers and you've been playing for nine hours
and then you can't play for 30 minutes because of some error warrants a quote the dabs that doesn't
i mean i'm trying to run the numbers for you chief i want to be on your side i want to be on
your eye listen i want everybody to be happy but i'm trying i'm running numbers and it's just not
It's not added up.
It is not added up, Keith.
It is not added up.
I'm gonna hop over here.
I don't know, boy.
This is the way it starts to hop up.
You sure?
No, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm with the boys.
I'm with the boys.
I got Rogan Pino with me.
This guy's here.
You got him.
I killed him.
You driving to the hot zone?
Yeah, we're in the hot zone.
You are?
Oh, nice.
Great work.
You're better driving than I thought.
I
Need all the way behind the church
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta get in oh
Oh, see you got a V-Fax.
Wait, should we all get in the APC?
Score?
Yeah, just get in here.
And that way, I mean, they can't kill us in the APC.
It's a safe bridge.
It's a safe bridge.
It's all up in.
I wonder what I want to see next to him.
Go, go.
Up in.
Y'all stop it for me.
Oh, shit.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
This thing is so fucking slow though.
At least we're a bitch, bro.
No, I don't hear shit.
We're faster than the zone, we're just gonna...
Does it say it's working for you though?
Who goes to you to pack Magsway? You're in the Hoosie-G.
Oh, there's a guy right there.
I can't call Hunts with that bitch and I get his head.
I'm just even here. You know what I mean?
I can call him in tomorrow.
Is the bench still applied to tomorrow?
I can tell them to auto-free watch, they can do it for the message.
Raise the roof! Raise the roof!
Do you all see the tower?
We are in a metal box.
Okay, uh, we have two guys in our APC that have been tricked by Rogue.
They are obviously watching the stream and I just saw both of them fly out of the back
of the truck.
that he's dead
okay who said everyone hop on who said I want to know his name I want to get
I want to know his name now
I will get
He went to remind me
His name was quicksand
I'm back up. I'm back up. I'll get you guys. We'll take it
Watch watch I'll move it up a bit
In fact, under the-
Oh!
Oh, it's very-
Uh, my gun is gone.
My-
Okay, you dead?
My gun is gone.
So, apparently, it's not just the
surrender button that drops your gun.
It's any E-Mode.
Fantastic.
I don't have a gun!
I don't even have a gun right now!
What is going on?
Why would they make multiple E-Modes
out of the total five E-Modes
dropping your gun at random?
Are we smoking crack?
Absolute cinema.
Are we smoking actual crack right now?
now that's cinema there's anyone at my god I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure this
map has a bug with this apparently you know it's not it's not it wasn't the
email for you specifically this time is anyone got an extra MP5 we push in a
circle yeah I just died by guys I'm the hell on the hill on the left I'm dead
right next to you guys watch this watch give me same same yeah there's one
one there's two there. It's like three of them, one is P. They're at the rock right there
in front of coconut, two of them, both one is P, both one is P. I got two of them. I
got a new gun, I got a new gun. I'm coming Coco, I got your monster. Oh, Pete's gonna
take care of you
we see yes it's fucking base other way other way
yeah yeah we're actually gaining time to put that we're about to take the lead
here in about a minute but two minutes here people are hopping out of the
Helicopter 196 finally
How many is there? I saw two. I saw two three three now.
By the way, game is lately stinking.
Just keep getting ran over.
B and third are peanut racists.
They're three racists.
Guys, quickly through the wall.
Quickly, quickly.
I need speed.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Please.
I was trying to fit through the wall right so I thought a lot of options that could happen
I could get shot, I could trip and fall, but the lady at the time was a kamikaze helicopter
blowing himself up on me.
I'm a lucky boy, I'm a lucky boy, I'm a lucky boy, what a sweet boy, what a sweet little
What is sweet?
My leg!
My leg!
One more on me, one more.
Two four, one more.
Oh five, kill five.
Kill six now, fuck it.
You wouldn't.
Kill six, kill six.
Kill seven, kill seven.
You wouldn't do it, he can't do it, he can't do it.
I can't do it, I died.
He's gonna arrest all these guys now, fuck.
Wait, that's not good.
He's gonna arrest all the guys that just killed them.
They're gonna flank us.
Get him.
I don't mind if I take a couple goodies, do you feelin'?
Here.
Oh, maybe I'm coming by some good, I'm coming!
Here, well, there's a sniper, like, we're, uh, kilometers, kilometers, I mean miles,
like 40 miles oh you're an asshole you're an asshole you're an asshole you're an asshole
you're an asshole that was conchard this is that guy was watching me come on the other
guy uh i i probably do i probably do have anything she's got i'm in the apc let me know when you're
ready i can stop it okay okay i'm smart back i'm smart back we're seeing let me know let me know
I'm not touching any emotes for the rest of the time
Don't touch them any fucking shit
Oh so-
Oh so-
Don't touch them any more
Thank you
Let me know when you guys are ready
I'm gonna be a PC driving
I'm coming watch I'm coming
Alright, stop it, stop it, stop it
Slow it down whenever you're ready
Okay, I'm gonna go down
Done, done, done
Let me know when you're ready
We're good, we're good, we're good
Drive, drive, drive, drive
I mean, go for it
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Fuckin'
I'm just gonna drive us to the hot stone, I think
faster than the APC.
Now what am I going full speed on, I think?
Oh, God.
Who didn't?
Who didn't even know what he was talking about?
Like, damn, holy shit.
Yeah, I know, this is the closest you've ever seen.
66, 71, 68, holy crap.
I'm hopping here, I'm hopping here.
It's neck and neck.
This is just going up like two hours.
Are you got enemies on your feet?
Yeah, I jumped out a little bit ago and I'm currently dying
So we excited for you
I'm going down the hill.
You change the circle.
Up them, push circle.
Push circle, baby.
There's three guys on my body.
Two guys on my body. He's about to raise one.
Okay, I got that one.
What are you doing?
Fuck it!
You think I killed one?
Ah, f**k it.
And I'm dead.
Aaaaaaand it's gone.
Aaaaaand it's gone.
It's so close, dude.
It's so close.
I'll come back to you boys. I'll come back to you guys.
We need one of those pushes with like 20 people going to the circle.
Yeah, 100%, 100%.
The average keeps getting like two or three points and then- and then-
And then the reality gets it.
Do you like a good long hold? Do you have any sucky-sucky capabilities?
soldiers how you doing boys everybody doing good yeah listen boys don't look
now but Batman right there is completely insane he lost his mind five years ago
in Nam not during the war he's with the
for vacation so I didn't have a gaming MVP this yeah what what is going on I've
been just aiming right on my head if you've you hear anyone maybe you say
something to me sure as we fucking kill him he is you can hear anyone no no you
can't killing him kill him guys fucking kill him I'm going to order
kill him now
kill him, shoot him in the face
fucking zombie
he's just actually trying to kill
he oughta die, I'm gonna die
hey, they're trying to kill me
what the fuck, they're trying to kill me
what?
what's going on, why are they shooting you?
this guy's gonna kill me again
kill him, kill him
don't let them, don't let them
I
Would have made a difference you got shot out of the air with rocket. I hate you
You rest the guys trying to kill me that's cuz he's on TV I
Was doing a good deed I was doing a good deed
I
You must have said something to the fit those guys. I don't say anything
You must maybe you talked about their mom
Or you talked about maybe like the first of life. I don't know what you said those guys. They did not like you. Oh
We're head not back for a head not back
I
Races to get coconut
Look at I want you to know that you couldn't hear me in blip, but I told them all to kill you. Yeah, they all fucking died
Mission complete
You all that anyway, you shut out the air
Fuck you fuck me fuck you
fuck me fuck me you fuck you
sit in your native tongue Coco fuck me you fuck me
what do you do while oh you're doing the J-hook this guy just did the J-hook
waiting for my eyes oh my god
see that oh so bad you guys play another I don't know it depends on what
would end I'll put it on get off at like what I am what those guys that kill you in vc
oh yeah said that job I just I'm letting him you know that you got some spies in your
chat the ranks are fitting the people are turning against you I don't know that was a
spy he let it happen for five straight minutes till we all blew up and then sounds like
Delay probably caught up so it sounds like it was bragging that that happened
Yeah, he's on a car pot or something. I'm on a seventy four thousand dollar life right now
So we should go kill rogue that's what you can't we should go kill Rob. We should have a present
Fuck you guys. Oh fuck you guys. Hey, baby. Hey, what is it? Take it? Take it. Take it. Well, I'm happy. I'm hacking
What does that mean? Yeah?
The fog you gotta hold it. They got a whole TC. Once you take TC, it's over for them. They lost the base
They got inside it
And we are that hot job we got the boot. He did we look up appealing up. They have 47 people on the show
We gotta move
Yeah, they've been holding it the whole time
We need towers, we need towers.
I need two left there, boss.
We need to get 81.
We're not winning it without.
We can't, we can't.
We need to stop sucking it.
We got it, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, I mean,
they stop sucking it, that'd be great.
Dude, you gotta stop sucking it.
Dude, you gotta stop sucking it, boss.
We stream with water or something.
Cheat towards the tree level.
Oh my god.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Now let me show you what the little broad
game to war dogs should do, boys.
Let me show you how it's done.
It's your quill and your scroll out.
I guess someone called the old Yeller.
Oh Yeller?
Yeah, call the old Yeller.
Tell him our problem.
He's got answers.
He's always got answers.
the dog that gets shot in the movie?
There's a number of different old yellowish. I think you're talking about the dog that gets shot in the movie.
Oh yeah, I probably, how'd you figure that out?
Did you figure it out when I said, are you talking about the dog that gets shot in the movie?
No, what are you talking about?
There's another movie where the dog gets shot in the movie. They call him the dog.
There's another movie where the dog shoots the guy.
You're talking about air, right?
And I'm not aiming. Hold on. Wait a second.
Okay, my guy just really felt like no stuff is today.
Guys, I can't even close that base. I can't even close that base.
Chief, if you could move your juicy ass out of my face, I'd be very appreciative.
My pilot is taking me to the hospital.
I'm hoping I can get through.
But they're not going to lose me on my shit. What are you doing? What are you guys doing?
I'm trying, boss.
I'm
Really good. What's up? Yeah, we are making no difference. Oh, just hold hold here. Hold here. It's at all
I'm coming boys
Waiting repairs
Yeah, you can't start on the apc or now
You got 20 guys coming at you right now.
Take us to the hot zone boss, take us to the hot zone.
Go, go, go!
They're everywhere, they're in the trees, they're in the trees!
Well, I have your left, I have your left, I think.
Okay, very well, sorry.
Watch for all of them.
And let's give a seat to the ones who are new boys.
And we cannot let routine with us.
We've been in this game for two hours, we're not losing this.
What?
Oh, on my left top hill.
Oh, fuck me, dude. I didn't see this guy last night.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
You son of a bitch.
I'm dead, so I'm dead, so such a flying baby
Oh circles moving by the way, there's no kids. No kids. Just don't change it. Oh god
I'm gonna drop down there kill a bunch of blues you guys hop on over
Beauty video was a guy on it. Yeah
I don't think it's down by city
Easy boys
What do you think of in the rush liver back? Oh
The world may never know it's mystery shrouded in mystery
I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know. What's next month? Next month. Next month.
What's next month again? How do we do it? Like a kingdom thing. Yeah. Oh, god damn it.
I don't see the benefit to that at all.
They really just want to see the world.
They don't give a fuck.
Jesus Christ.
You want a hot sauce?
I've got some delicious bits.
Yeah, we got to lock in. We got to lock in.
Yeah, I'm in the zone killing a bunch of blues.
Only six guys away from a certain kick point.
One more for me. One more for me.
Right behind you.
One right behind you up the hill.
You just tell me he's coming here
I got somebody else
Pick me up pick me up
We all know we've seen it
Where?
I'm coming to the bridge, I'm coming to the bridge
Oh, niggle niggle
Somebody's on the bridge right now, I think
Get your ass back here
Got him, got him, I'm coming to the bridge
Help me help me
I'm coming, coconut, I got to the bridge
The finger blaster.
Yeah, they're actually doing it.
You go, you go.
Got another one, got another one.
Come on the bridge, boys, come on the bridge.
I'm here, I'm gonna come.
Dude, I come, dude, I come.
97 points.
We gotta stop, we gotta stop, we gotta help you.
We're killing tons of reds and you kill blues.
This is our gay boys is our moment
Is your people over the coconut?
Yeah, I got one right on coming flanking you right now.
It's over. Oh my god. It's over. It's over. It's over.
Guys, Red is spawned right under the bridge.
They have to take under the bridge.
Oh, no way.
Can I get the bridge?
Oh, sure helps.
I'm sorry, I'm not doing a question, dude.
Robe help.
I'll be pleased, God.
Oh, it's robe.
I got it.
Wait, we got it. We got it.
Wait, I think I'm about to be back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
Where is this ass shooting from?
Oh we're getting-
We have to get in the way!
We have to get in the way! We have to green!
Oh my god, we have it.
It's after bird!
Oh, come on, man.
Holding circle, holding circle.
Where are you guys?
Over there?
Yeah.
I'm just fine.
Well...
That'll happen.
R.I.P. Mr. Bear.
Birch and A!
Birch and A!
They're coming, coming, coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
We still got the game?
No, no, no, no. Helly, helly, helly.
Actually, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Blackhawk, blackhawk.
We're still getting points. Blue is 10 under us on play account. We got this.
I can do this, I can do this.
He's got to open to the plan. Let me see.
He's just fine on that.
boys we see look I number four on the whole leader boy
we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good
well he's got number three with zero guys chopper audio fuck like quiet I don't
know black Hawk is super quiet coconut do the opposite of most me ready I'm not
doing shit and Peter don't tell these guys to fucking kill me don't do it
Rogue, you're big kill me, Ice!
Um...
Why are you even in me like that, bro?
AHHHHHHHHH!
Yeah?
Yeah?
I'm flopping over animation.
It has to be the funniest.
Look at him!
Look at him go!
get me up, you got me up.
You gonna pick me up?
I just want-
Wait, what'd you just go?
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
Pia, what the fuck?
Oh shit, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Pia!
Right, right, right.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Have a G.
I'm coming.
Get Pretty and get-
To get Best Three out of the fucking helicopter.
I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
This is riveting gameplay right here.
You know?
I'm coming boy!
One more time.
I'm coming boy.
BUDGE!
I'M COMING!
Don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry.
Get in the circle, get in the circle!
No, I must take coconut.
We have 38!
I know, there was like a group of 5 just sitting in the house outside.
You're 361 meters away.
He jumped out of the helicopter for a reason.
I got pushed out of the fucking helicopter.
You didn't say job?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what, I'm just gonna kill myself.
No, no, I was almost there.
I was almost there.
I literally was fucking close.
You kidding me? I started at 375 and I was 175 left.
Fuck you.
Okay, alright.
Honestly, if I could do that again, I would have made you run all the way up to me and just killed myself.
If it makes you feel better, I was using a D5 to revive you, but you left so the D5 killed Rogue.
Fuck you. So you killed, uh, nice.
The Rogue killed you. Rogue killed you of his own collision, and then I actually killed him while trying to revive you.
And then how did my body fall out of the bucket?
Oh no, that one I'm not sure about. That's a mystery the world may never tell.
Okay, so you killed Rogue. Rogue killed me. I fell out of the helicopter.
Correct. That is about accurate of the situation. Correct.
That would be accurate of the situation. Yes.
I'm just going to cinema.
I'm just going to cinema.
They're pushing on the little southeast.
Southeast 115.
I'm behind you. It's real. Okay. That's okay. Now. I'm gonna get it. Boys. Let's get it.
Is this ice?
Absolutely.
Oh, is that... Am I going to...
Hey, watch out. I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to...
You okay, watch?
Yeah, he's...
Oh
You're picking back up she can
We're gated so many points only probably might actually do this
Where's he put his arm?
Hey guys, I'm coming back son!
Take that fool!
Hold on sir, come back here. Hold on.
All right, hold on sir. Just stay right there that guy stole my kill. Stay right there sir. Stay right there.
I gotta get this.
Oh, okay.
What do you want him to do? Oh, I got revoked unit.
Let's get this!
I don't think he's dropping away, huh?
Oh, see there's a gutter one.
Did I?
No.
Okay.
Cool.
Alright guys.
There's actually no way.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Get that guy at wooden chair to chassis belt.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You see that you see that you see that
They guys playing call of duty
It's like be over here in war dogs. I didn't know that that's in the map
That's my outside the full circle, you know, I died from what we see
Where am I?
I don't even know where I am.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
Well, now I forgot where I got shot from.
Crap.
They jumped in.
Oh, you're fine.
Oh.
Still in the circle.
Still holding.
You guys, you guys have a spare moment?
They got 30.
You guys have a spare moment?
You guys, guys, I'm, uh, I'm Incabastian.
I am incapacitated.
Good.
But I kill myself.
Oh, I'm back!
There's a lot of people from the minimap outside of the line.
It's like a fuck those people.
There's a bunch of guys right here.
They're coming to the right.
No!
It wouldn't be laid down!
Oh!
What the hell?
It wouldn't be laid down!
It wouldn't be laid down!
There's a couple of blue guys in my middle here.
Be careful.
I need Mr. McGibby.
Please help, help, help, help, help me please, help me please.
The guy crossed the road a lot.
Oh, blue's got the control.
Oh, no, no, no, yes, you have to revive us. You have to revive us. If you revive me, I can I can deep in the box
I can get the number back up. You can find me right now. Oh
My god, oh my god, yes, we're not sure about me right now. So if I'm all these guys get a number back up
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming on. You have this right now. They're two points away from winning
Come on, it's up to you. It's up to you
Oh my god, oh my god
No
What do you mean the tank?
We went to the way. I don't know. I don't know. Please take it right. Please take it. No, no blue is more
Well, they could come back. They could
and it's gone
and it's gone
and it's gone
and it's gone
GG's
GG's
GG's boys
GG's boys
GG's
I'm off for the night you guys
I'll be on tomorrow
like all day
GG's
GG's is a great plan with y'all
Oh, the veredipal co-sent, Mr. Peanut, words of a twin.
This year, fucking tunnel, he said, James, sir, he can't answer.
Your journey brings joy to many.
I fucking hate you!
Is that what you said two times?
Are the Lebron James of life.
Say it right, I am.
Now hold on, guys.
What are we doing again?
What?
Oh.
we get up how are you talking about I might hop off here it's one of the more
than I'm assuming for about 11 hours yeah I'm assuming for oh I've been
shooting for 12 hours oh wow congratulations died
today you can have a lot of time I'm debating it you know Bob yeah I'm gonna
I'm not okay. That game was three hours. Yeah. Yeah, that was a lot. I think so. Yeah.
I'm not a mom period. I'm going to have it on early. I'm going to have it on early. Yeah.
Okay. What's your job now? How about early tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. I was doing it.
Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night.
Adios. No, not what tomorrow.
Let's 3 p.m. 3 p.m.
All times Eastern 4 p.m.
Peanuts time central would that be to be a my dad?
Wait, is it the other way around?
Yeah, you're right.
2 p.m. your time.
2 p.m. 2 for 2 Big Macs.
You got 2 Big Macs ready for 2 p.m.
Down.
What are we?
I don't know.
All right.
There's not one for there, right?
That's a haram.
We put bacon, put bacon on it and it'll be eating more.
Oh, no, no, you can't put bacon on a Big Mac.
A Big Mac is perfect the way it is.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I didn't know.
Chiggy told me she had a sponsorship.
Come on with the new McCrispy.
I figured she would know.
Bacon McChicken thing, that shit's fire.
That shit's actually really fucking good.
Chicken bacon McCrispy?
It's like a McChicken with bacon.
It's like a McCrispy chicken.
I think that's what they call it.
That shit's fire, bro.
It's just fucking one Big Mac in that.
I might get that actually right now.
Right now?
Yeah, I might get a mic in some accounts too.
That sounds amazing.
Yeah.
That sounds amazing.
You see the chicken McBiscuit bacon?
It's like a McChicken sandwich with bacon.
And then I would.
You trust McDonald's to cook your chicken?
Hellfucking yeah.
Shit.
I know you're getting like that.
I know you're getting like that.
Hey.
Hey, I'm down with the chicks, boy.
And I'll see you guys at 2PM.
What, me?
Anything?
You sure?
2PM?
Is that a little early, guys?
Is that a little early?
Are we going a little crazy?
It might be if you're a little pussy.
I've got a pussy.
What time did we go?
What time did you go live today?
It was kind of early today.
2PM.
2PM?
Yeah, OK, let's do 2PM.
2PM your time.
Anyway, I'll be on as of 2PM your time.
Oh, I'm up with this.
I'll do 2PM.
I'll be 2PM.
I'll do to be at my time tomorrow if you fucking boys listen to a 30 hour right now
Last time he did this to me y'all went to bed now stuck doing 24 hours by myself
Hey, hold on
If you promise to do p.m. The next day as well
All right, bet
3pm tomorrow 3pm Sunday wait no wait what this is a
up here we is it's a was Thursday it's now five
in my 30s oh shit we are your time tomorrow okay all up on
a 2pm my time tomorrow okay I'll see for 11 hours what time is that for me easy
Where do you live go good night? What are you east coast?
I'll catch you beauty tomorrow. How do you know? Yeah, I have a good night. Have a good voice. Hey later
All right boys. I'm getting up
Get now
Get up
Get now
It's still Thursday. Yeah, maybe in whatever fairy tale communist land you live in where everybody's dying
But in real world chief it is well 57 a.m
Friday
Friday
Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday
11 p.m. On the West Coast
guys west coast is like two states it's California and whatever states at the top left no one
can name it it's basically homeless people and an empty state all right that's not even
that's that is not that's that's a whole stuff oh Alaska you're right the ten guys in Alaska
bless those guys bless those guys bless their hearts honestly dude I honestly would like
What'd it be cool living in Alaska?
I couldn't tell if I'd get super depressed because I'm like super cut off from the world
and it never sets, the sun never sets, or if I would be like the happiest Peter in the
planet because I wouldn't have to see anyone because I fucking hate everybody.
I mean you don't know about there's no running through the Cowboys defensive line at the
Costco just for a plate of raw chicken.
I mean, I mean, but on the other hand on the other hand
Nobody's there
Hawaii
Why oh you guys you Hawaii's like really far away
away. You know how they always search the map where Hawaii is like right there on the bottom
left next to California? It ain't like that. It ain't like that. It's halfway across the globe.
Not even joking. Googling. It's like way over there. It might as well be Japan. Seriously,
look it up. Look it up. It's not the bottom. It's not right under Hawaii. That is not where it is.
It's literally like a hole and you tilt the United States and then you put a United States left of
And then at the end of that United States is Hawaii
This is
Really yeah, yeah, no, she's googling googling
That's why Pearl Harbor
Well, I
Hold on where was Pearl Harbor at
Vegas? No, that's not right.
That's what the hookers are.
Hawaii? Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Well, everybody's gonna be stupid.
I bet a lot of people get confused about that.
I'm not really certain why we're putting anything military in Hawaii. Okay, it's where you go to wear hula skirts and do
Psychedelic drugs. Okay. I don't know why we've got military stuff over there. That would make any sense logically
Oh! Oh, Mr. Twitch, my god, but Mr. Mollison, my wonderful voice, good man, good old man!
Thank you, my voice, appreciate your, my voice, and Mr. Stout, my wonderful voice, good old man!
Thank you, boys, please, thank you, boys.
Oh, you're giving me and my friends
a mid-story, much-loved, sell-out, some busts, and cider.
Mr. Quirk, we are thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, I haven't seen you, brother.
I can't tell you sorry about the guy that was in our game today,
or touched his old GTA 5 name.
Ah, ooh, you think Canada is real?
Most certainly not. Absolutely not.
Absolutely not. Looney's and Cooney's absolutely made up.
I bleach my butthole for you, peanut good.
Meet me behind the winnys, don't bring pants,
It's three in the morning, next Sunday.
Thanks, you're right.
Thank you, Mr. Abraham.
Thank you, good sir.
I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be dead by now.
Have a good one, guys.
I'm hopping off.
I'm gonna get a quick burger,
McDonald, maybe, maybe, oh, maybe that new bacon.
Maybe that new bacon, big Mac.
You want to come up, guys?
Is it a bacon?
Wait, what's it called again?
It's not a big Mac.
No, it's a chicken sandwich.
Bacon, chicken sandwich.
Maybe get a little bit of that.
Maybe get a little bit of that, boys.
Little bit of that.
Our early, no, guys.
You gotta see the Discord announcement.
New Stream Time is 6 PM CT to 1 AM CT boys.
New permanent Stream Time.
New permanent Stream Time.
I know a lot of you guys are probably thinking,
Peanut, why'd you make a big fuss
about the voting in the Discord for the last week?
Why'd you make a big fuss about it?
And then not use it whatsoever.
You completely disregarded all the votes
and just made it a time that you selected.
And to that I say, fuck you.
And then I say fuck you and I'll leave you with that and I'll leave you with that thought
for the night.
I'll leave you with that thought for the night.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a little bit.
Maybe sleep on it.
Maybe sleep on it.
Fuck me, fuck you.
No, no, no, no.
Don't bond us to her.
Fuck you.
Good sir, fuck you.
Oh, hmm.
He sent us for the middle.
Yeah, I thought that was a good idea
because half you guys wanted seven PM
and half you guys wanted five PM,
so I just put it at six PM.
You're making pretty good compromise, guys.
I don't wanna stroke my own pickle here, guys,
but I'm pretty sure I'm the Socrates of the Zanes.
I cut it right down the middle
so that everyone would be happy.
You know what I'm talking about, boys?
Pretty good, pretty good idea.
Really good idea
Who would have thought you just sit there bro
You help me I counting down from ten or something you get out of here chief you get out of here before I say good night to everyone
And the late guys to divide and conquer and then I chose the time for myself once again
Fuck you. That's the message. I want to leave it to the US tonight. All right. Good night everybody. Good night, gang
Have a good night. You were too busy fighting each other and then BAM came in with the 6 p.m. To 1 a.m.
BAM! Didn't even see it coming. BOOM!
Good thing, yeah, I didn't even see it coming
That's right. Good night. Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good night. Good night now boys
Have a good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good night everybody. Good night now. Have a good night
Rest up. Rest easy now gang. Good
All night
Good night
Good night everybody. Have a good night everybody. Good night. Good night. Sleep tight and do not
Let the bed bumps fuck your ass
Get out of here! Get out before it's too late!
Quickly, the med bugs are coming!
Get out of here! Get out!
Get out of here!
Get out!