TheBurntPeanut
WARDOGS | FREAK A FAN FRIDAY | Cloakzy X Gimmick X Habibi X Coconut X dezign | #BUNGULATE
09-04-2026 · 13h 05m
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Who's gonna be the lucky one who is gonna be the lucky one oh my goodness I'm off three
honeybuckets and a blue Jew it's gonna be oh it's gonna be destruction it's
gonna be a vaporizing it's gonna be unlike anything you've seen before oh
no you cannot just say me in the chat it will not raise your chances it's
completely random completely all a look by the way guys my voice has absolutely
died because of yesterday's screaming and we've got two 12-hour streams today and tomorrow
I'm gonna calm it down a little bit calm it down real quick. We're gonna go up picked for what up fuck a fan Friday
Fuck a fan Friday. What are you talking about people one?
This is a this is a national holiday. It's Google it Google it. It's a national holiday
I think it was by like Abraham Lincoln or something that instituted it. It was an executive order
I'd fuck you so good. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you by the way guys
I know there's a bunch of other streamers playing like Hudson mr. Merck's mr. Tim
Which honestly if you guys want to we can go hop over there
But what I was thinking about doing was playing with me gimmick a
a BB, Cloak Seed, Design, and Coconut,
and then we go get our own survey.
What do you guys, guys, I'm telling you guys,
I'm telling you, all these other games we play,
I can like look over at the chat,
and I can, you know, sit chat with you guys,
but this game is so titillating, I'm telling you,
I'm telling you, if you, I mean,
I don't even know, I feel like I'm an autism.
I start speaking 300 times faster,
Cannot concentrate on anything but the game and having 15 people in a discord does not help with that it does not help with that
You do yeah, I know I know I know that's why I was hoping we could maybe not play with those guys
This is a bunch of them and just play with our guys. They're done. I'm
It's good love the chaos off fantastic fantastic, you know what?
We'll figure it out. We'll wait. I'll ask all I said what they want. We'll figure out guys
It'll be a good time either way. It'll be a good time either way boys. It'll be good time by the way guys
I was playing I played like one game off-line today
I was trying to level up my sniper skills didn't really work that well didn't really went that well
Is it worth it? Is it what do you get like a?
Dominating sniper at like level 30 or something because I was trying to use that beginning sniper and it was diarrhea ass
Is that are you guys doing that? What are you guys doing not worth it?
Yes, it is. Yes, SVDS. Oh, yeah. Oh, I remember having the SVDS in the previous beta
It's a good gun, but I don't know if I'm gonna snipe
I want a bolt action a one-shot headshot if I'm sniping
I don't want no two body shots even if it's semi-auto even if it's semi-auto. I don't care. You know me
I mean use binoculars. Yeah, that's what I was doing. I hopped out off line. I just got to pay a binoculars. I was looking everywhere
Um, uh, don't shock. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, big facts. Yeah, guys, if I'm gonna snipe, if I'm gonna snipe, I'm gonna choose a pole taxi
and one-shot headshot. I'm not trying to get no, no, SDD, even though it's pretty good,
even though it's pretty good. First Sniper's ass just spot people with a binoculars until
you level up the class and get a good sniper. Closey playing with the Red Team. What? No,
No, he's not.
No.
What?
gimmick, gimmick, gimmick, gimmick, gimmick.
What?
I heard Colchee's playing on the red team.
Oh no.
Is that?
Oh God, what team are we playing?
We're the green forever.
Oh my, I can't believe you would betray us.
I know, I know.
You're just as distraught as I am.
The second I heard it in my heart, it just, oh, it's taking my check.
Oh, my God.
What do we do, you think?
What do we do?
We fuck.
We could find, we could find, maybe get a little red wine, bottle of red wine, go up
to the wood.
Maybe a couple candles and nice, nice low lit room with some steaks and some corn and some
hash browns.
maybe should treat him nicely and make him feel pretty and then maybe you come
over to the green team.
Oh my god, I mean, Hatch Browns and Red Wine, is that it?
That's a classic.
Is that it?
It's a classic.
I've never heard of King Henry IV.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was his meal that he would eat every day.
Really?
King Henry IV?
Yeah.
Oh.
the Lord of Ireland and Duke of Aquitaine.
Yes, the Duke of Atlantis and the Ireland Queen
would only eat red wine and hash much.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Oh, from 1399 to 1413, yeah, right.
I know that guy.
Lord of Gaunt, Duke of Aquitaine.
Well, it's actually popularly known that he died in 1413,
but truthfully, that was a double.
He actually died in 1415 due to coronary disease.
He was hidden out in a bunker over in Scotland, although their enemies, they had a traitorous
group in there that hid the Queen, King, and he died two years later.
But I get why you make that mistake.
That is what is in the history books.
Yeah, I don't know any inside information on him.
The fourth, you know, I just know the basic stuff.
grandson of King Edward the third he was involved in the 1388 revolt against the Lord's appellant against his first cousin King Richard the second
Oh, yes, no the basic the bungalows are like the guys in the hoods and assassins creed where we'll go into the towns
And we'll pay a guy to gold coins and then you'll tell us the information
We're the only ones that know that information and the rest of the world thinks he dies in 1413 to the assassination attempt by the Scotland's
top top regiments Scotland of
of the attack force, yes.
Scotland's Yards Attack Force.
Yes, exactly, exactly.
1413, yeah.
In 1413, in 1413.
But my bungalowiers, I paid two gold coins
to a bungalowder in a hood, an assassin's creed hood,
in Scotland, and he actually showed me the bunker
where King Henry IV from Ireland hid until he died
two years later from coronary disease,
where he still led his people through notes and messages
for those two years enduring.
Bird sign?
Yeah, smoke signals, bird signs, pigeons, letters, horseback riding, boating,
whiffle ball, tennis, football, cowbladder, tossing.
The basic communication methods of that time period.
Yes, basic communication. Top five. Top five communication methods of that time.
They also did bird calls and said,
kaka, kaka, kaka! So one kaka meant I'm good.
two cacos meant invade Scotland and kill every last human being, spare no one.
Right. Which is kind of iffy because you would do a caca and you wouldn't hear a response. So you
do another caca just to make sure that they heard it. You go caca, but then you're worried that maybe
they heard two cacos because you did do two cacos. Do you pause long enough? Yeah, that's the thing
you pause long enough. That's the problem. That's actually a problem that King Henry VII ran into
314 years later when he was invading, uh, Russia and Russia at the time was called the Dominican, uh,
Republic of, uh, uh, Smurfs, which it was just a bunch of blue guys everywhere. There's a bunch of
blue people. There was actually their president looked a lot like Vladimir Putin, but he was
two foot one in blue. So there was a cartoon about that as a kid about the Dominican Republic of
Smurfs Island. I'm Smurfs. I'm Smurfs. It was, it was, I always thought that was based on a true story.
Exactly, exactly, exactly, and that's why we always wear green shoes every third day of every month to remember him.
Of course. You wear green shoes every third day of every month, right?
Right, but I'm gonna be honest with you, I kind of forgot why, but I'm glad that today I'm sort of locking in and getting back to my roots.
Exactly.
And that's on me. That's on me.
Exactly. Everyone's been wearing green shoes the third day of every month, right?
Everybody's been wearing to remember King Henry the 7th and his attack on Russia.
Of course, yes, of course, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, good, good, good, good, good.
We mustn't forget, it's like 9-11.
We mustn't, but for-
We must, I own that, I had forgotten, but I'm gonna do better.
Wait, wait, listen, admitting is the first step.
Admitting is the first step.
So true, so real and so true.
Let me clean my bungalows off, they're quite dirty.
I've been spitting on them all the time.
and they haven't even been paying me yet.
I just, I do it for the love of the game.
They must be.
Oh man.
Oh, it's been a good, good day over there.
Oh, it's a good day.
It's a good day.
It's, it's fucking fan Friday over here, actually.
Did you hear?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
I'm choosing one bungulator to have intercourse with
at the end of the night.
It is completely luck based.
No subs or super chats or bits or begging will do any,
maybe a thing to the results of the of the of the draw is completely left-based like the lottery
Except for half time half the time when the lottery winner is someone that obviously rigged the lottery
um
Yeah, yeah, that just goes with the territory
Yeah, you actually have you seen that dude
I I can't recall any names right now, but I could have seen like four or five times throughout my life where it's like
It's a random day and they're like, hey, did you guys know this guy won the lottery?
And it's like some guy, you're like, okay, that guy did not.
All right, something's going on right here.
I appreciate it, it's all rigged, but you know what?
You know what?
I'm still gonna buy a lot of chicken every now and then.
You got another right guy?
Mr. John.
Oh, coconut here.
It's your coconut.
Welcome in.
Welcome in.
Yeah. Oh, it's your coconut. Welcome in. Welcome in.
Good. No.
Give me. Are you am I liking or are you like it?
So boys, oh, my beginning.
Oh, I don't know. Oh, you're good now.
You know, am I like I'm just booting up the game right now.
Hello, Mr.
Coco, hello, Mr.
Coco, how are you?
Hey, how are we doing?
How are we doing, guys?
Green team is on the offensive.
I currently green team has 47 percent of all wins in the game.
Blue team has 13% and red team has 40%.
Oh, green like my money.
Green. That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Now, everybody posts what I just said on Twitter, like it's official news.
Pause for five seconds.
One, two, three, four, five.
I made it up.
Don't put that in the clip, but I would assume.
Oh, was that 110%?
Wait, hold on, what did I say?
Who's got what now?
Okay, I'm gonna reset, hold on.
47% of wins were the green team.
13% of wins were the blue team.
Yeah, 40% were the red team.
Fuck you, T, do you wanna count?
Oh my God.
That's 100%.
You dumb?
That's 100%.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
you're trying to get on your skin.
They're trying to get under your skin
I'll be reback in like three minutes. I'm not booting up real quick sounds good sounds good sounds good sounds good
We don't know how to read boss that's okay lucky that's okay. Who could are you ready to win today boss?
I'm ready to pop off my friend you ready to win. Yes. I am yes. I am
Let's fucking do this shit. I do this. I just received word from I
I don't want to say his name, but one of the guy from War Dogs and
He gave us a private server although I don't really know how to use it
So I don't think I'm gonna use it today because I don't really want to figure that out on stream
But he did say he's gonna unlock the
Yeah, actually, I don't even know if that's in the game. Yes, I fly should say
What are all the sniper rifles in the game right now is anybody just what are all the
sniper rifles?
Yeah okay I don't think that one's in the game yet.
I never mind that he didn't unlock anything, he didn't unlock anything but dude the server
is up.
Yeah okay okay are you here?
Are you here right now? Are you listening to me?
I'm here. I'm here.
I'm not you, dumbass!
The guy!
I will not say his name! The guy!
Wait, are you...
Are you here right now?
Hmm...
Wait.
He's typing. That makes me think he's here.
Uh, yes, I'm here. You armless fuck.
Oh, well, that's not very kind.
All right, well, okay, all right, well...
Uh, okay, well...
It's a good dub right there.
I'm just gonna go right there.
That's a good tip right there.
All right, okay, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word.
Well, I don't know how to use the server yet.
I feel like I should learn upstream.
Come on!
No way, I'm not on here banning random people and been flying around.
You know what?
I'm gonna say what gun you unlocked.
I don't even care if it's in the game or not.
What the hell?
If this is a leak, maybe it's a leak.
I'm gonna say it.
What the hell, the gun?
I don't even know what to say. You know what? I'm not saying. I'm not saying the guy. I'm not saying the guy. I don't even know if it's a league. I don't even know if it's a league or not.
I don't know. I don't think it's a league. AX50. That's what it is. AX50.
It's a barefitting gal. Barefitting gal. Barefitting gal.
He said, oh, he said, oh, damn it. He leaked it before I did. He took my power away. He took my power away. He took my power away.
Oh God, oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Leaked on gimmicks birthday and on gimmicks birthday. Oh, no
Oh God give it to me so disappointed me. You know, I'm actually looking to the server list. I don't see
The server. I by the way, uh, do you I chose a name for the server coconut? Can you tell me if it was a good choice?
What's the server name? I'm calling it and I just this is like after 30 seconds of brain show me so there's a better name
Let me know but I called it the nut Joan
I like that
I run, I run, I run.
What about the nut grounds?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
The nut grounds.
I was thinking about war nuts.
I was thinking about that too.
That's good, war nuts.
We could come to the war nuts.
We find the server at the bottom left and paste this.
Wait.
Am I allowed to give the server out?
Why is there six people already on it?
Wait a minute.
It ain't your server, bro.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Wait, hold on.
Why is there six people already on the server?
Wait, um, wait, hold on.
Hey, hold on, wait a second.
I mean, it looks like I'm in the nut zone.
Like, I am in the nut zone.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wait, does this mean you have admin and stuff?
You can ban people?
Oh, I think I do.
But that's the next thing is I don't know how.
That's why I don't want to do this.
I was gonna learn to upstream and then come back tomorrow
and use it there, because I don't know how to ban people.
We're ready?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I guess we use the Nutt Zone today.
Are you, wait, probably press tilde and then slash ban,
oh, I think they just fucking force killed me.
Um, slam it? Wait, no, wait, hold on. Wait, uh, wait, hold on, wait, this is the tool.
You can do what you need here. You can stream it if you want to. Just, honestly, not leak
those details. Oh, okay, okay, got it. Wait, oh, yeah, he did, he did show me how to do
it. Wait, let me, let me go, wait, let me just click on this link real quick. I swear
to God, if this is old grandma porn, I'm just gonna watch it for a little bit, but not for
too long. And then I might get upset, maybe. It depends on how good the grandma porn is.
Ah
Wait, let me pull this, let me pull this link up
As the honest works, okay, we actually how we might be able to do this today actually, this is anything kind of set it up, nice and easy
Hey, they say up so even an idiot couldn't understand it
unrelated unrelated to why I
Relieves me
Oh, I'm in I'm in oh shit, I'm in
Oh
What oh?
Three second, I mean the admin controls. I mean the average is oh sweet. Hold on the actions
Send announcements for all players wait, how does this work?
Dude look at that look at that no way no way
Fuck you
Yeah, how are these who are these people? How is it how are people in the server already? It's not even on the list
I'm just join you. What's up? Yeah, let's just join me. I don't understand. How did you get here? Wait, how did you get in here?
I don't see you playing the game though because it's open. You invite me. What do you mean it's open?
I need to invite to oh, I don't see you playing either. Don't see me playing either side by do you?
Oh, yeah, go every trade. I
Invite you guys you go. It's been bites. We apparently this is on the main server list. I don't
uh
Hold on firstly, I like give my word to the war about the next one doing this
Server is my first game. Oh, yeah, you'd be level 15 and try the server
I get that so people couldn't just buy the game as huge. I miss I've been paid. What up, give it
You said well how are you not level 15? Are you sure that serious? I haven't played I would I was out of state
Okay
We give it you just want to go pale. Do you love all 15 like one game one game is it is it really easy?
but I
I think you can level up to 50 in one game, right?
I mean, I could, I could just go do a couple solos.
Yeah, you, you go level up, go level up, please.
I'm gonna kind of figure out how this is going.
All right, all right, I'll be back.
I can send whispers to specific people.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Corny on the cob.
Corny on the cob.
Oh, there he is.
secret message. Fuck you.
Did you get my message?
What's going on the cub?
That's not nice.
You got him!
Goddamn!
Goddamn!
This is sweet!
This is sweet!
Wait, how would I ban someone if someone streams at me?
Let me see, if I click on this guy.
That's all you know that I can get going.
How would I ban a guy?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Uh, how would I ban a guy? Um, I don't know. Wait, uh, wait, um, wait, how would I ban a guy?
Um, ban, cool. We don't know. Wait, that's all. No, I'm not going to ban you. I'm just going to
figure out how to baby one that we can get playing. That's because that's kind of like the whole point
of this. Um, more actions. No override map, force in match, restart match, an announcement,
should whisper, move player to faction, player administrator,
there's a thing called player administration.
I don't really see a way you can do anything to someone.
Wait, can you text me how I'm just a bad somebody?
Uh, oh, he's texting me, he's texting me, he's texting me.
How do I pay the guy?
Move player to faction is sick, I know, I know, sweet,
Sweet that way we don't have to worry about feet on the different taxes now
I don't know I'm gonna figure out this one last thing and then we can play I just that's kind of like the whole point of the whole server guys
Good sure good sure
Even whitelist gimmick
I'm not that smart guys. I don't know how to do it. It's
I don't know how to do that.
Oh, Mr. Birk, Peter, plus, Bob, we're doing this
in one good man, good, I'm mad.
Thank you, my boy, for changing my mind.
Ask the devs dumbass.
I'm asking the devs, he's in the chat.
Scroll to the bottom of the administration page.
Okay.
Grab at the bottom.
Oh, oh, yep, okay.
Oh, yep, okay.
Um, oh, yeah, okay, I see it now.
Okay, I see that.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I figured out how to get gimmick in here.
It's a place where I can add steam IDs
for reserve slots.
There you go.
Wait, so that works so people can join,
we do like a whole swimmer lobby
and people just join whatever?
Yeah, even if it's full, you can join.
Oh, that's nice.
And get this reserve slot slot.
That's nice, that's so nice.
I don't know if that'll work for gimmick,
not being level 15.
I doubt that would work like that.
Well, I can add your CYD, but it's going to add me.
Well, where are you at?
What's your CYD?
Are you in the game?
Oh my, my 64?
Wait, I should be able to get it from here.
What, are you in the game?
Yeah, I'm in, I'm in.
Yeah, I'm in.
I'm on your team.
Uh, let me get, let me find ya.
Oh, there you are.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold your horses.
Hold your horses.
Oh, you're a coconut. Don't you rush me? Oh, do you rush me young man?
And there you go now you're in the reserve sludge
Great
All right, okay. Let's reach the green team. What's which we team? Oh shit?
Oh, I'm on your team. You know, I'm on blue team. Fuck. Wait. I got a force move on
No, I'm on your team. I'm on your team. We gotta move to green team. No, we're green team. We're green team guys
Okay, okay. Okay. Can you move me too? I can move you to eat move play the faction
Burt Pnet, Green, the server has not reported a faction matching Green, so there's nothing
to move the player to.
What?
I don't know.
What's happening?
What does that mean?
I think they've made a new policy on the Hoosie-Doozie.
No, it's Mantikor.
That's why it says Mantikor.
I know that's why it says Burt Pnet to faction Mantikor, move play to faction, the server
has not reported a faction matching grn combat so there's nothing to move the
player to
all right fuck it we're blue team is ready let's get it let's do it let's do
it let's do it let's do it all right all right let's ride
hmm okay this is sweet this is cool you now up
Yeah, how do you do that with your how you doing that with your head?
Your body is turned that way
How's it doing that soldier, how's you doing that?
How's he doing that? How's he doing that?
I don't think there's free look in this game.
You can't trap me. You can't trap me.
I'm hanging out with this guy.
Coconut, coconut, where are you?
I'm at the hot zone.
You're trying to have sex with me.
Who's trying to have sex with you?
All these big girthy men.
I don't like that.
Oh, shut up. Oh, shut up. Fuck me.
Make sure you have a parachute. We're dropping hot dogs.
Oh.
Hmm.
Thanks again, War Dogs, Dads, Pre-Changer Boys.
Take fucking us out, boys. Hey, folks.
Come on, boys.
This is pretty nice.
This is all around.
It's all living like Larry.
This is pretty nice.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
We get a couple of goodies to...
We need War Dogs Level 75 for the armor-piercing rounds.
That would be a game changer.
Here, come on.
Wait, what's your other personal rounds? What's your level 75 war dogs level? You're like your main level you get AP ammo the best ammo
I'm a bitch. Holy shit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm good meds
Yeah, are you still using bandages level three? Yeah, I'm using bandages. Is there something better than that?
There is but it's not like better better like there's I there's two things that's called the individual first aid kit and the medical bag
I believe they do similar things and what it does is it maxes out your health
But it's it doesn't matter what health you're at like for instance
I think it's like four uses or two uses and then you can go from one to 100
But also it would still use the same amount of charge to go from 99 to 100. I mean, yeah
Yeah, you would still carry bandages, but you'd use this in like a really bad situation when you're in a gunfight
You really will how?
Hmm, I'm guessing people I know to get that fucking deep baby keep telling me about
SMG it levels up medic. Oh really?
No, I like the AK a lot, dude.
I'll tell you, half a game with an SMG, you'll have to defend. I guarantee you.
Oh, wait, do you want to make a squad so we can get a squad together?
Yeah, we just need to get out a couple of goodies.
Couple of goodies here.
This is getting expensive.
Damn, this is getting expensive.
Oh, okay, I'll make a squad.
squad. Oh, hold on. You're already in my squad, along with 20 other people. Kick a ball out.
There's literally zero other squads other than us. We are the only squad. All right,
let's ride. Yeah, I'm at the hot zone right now. How do we end up getting like C4 in this
game, bro? Oh, it's super easy. It's super easy. It's only we can't support level two.
You go build this you know what? Oh, no wait, I'm gonna do that right now. Oh, sorry. I gotta grab something
All you do is build a fob and then we and then you just build like a couple things you get you get
Me see
Yes, you buy a fob and you go place it and then you grab a hammer and you build a little bit and then that will get you
See for it support level two. You see that right? You see that and they're really cheap. Okay?
You can just carry them out everywhere. You don't even need to bring them out when you need them
They're cheap, they're cheap, cheap, cheap.
Dude, we should, we should fuckin' raid like,
plant towers and shit.
Well, let's go build a tower real quick,
and then we'll get our support up to level two real quick.
Yeah?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let me delete that.
Delete one of these.
Delete one of these.
There we go.
Bam!
All right, I got the, I got the space now.
Boom!
All right, got the five.
Yeah, man.
All right, oh.
Okay.
I don't know how to get supplies there, we have to rely on the bungalows, I don't really know how to do that.
We gotta farm some shit, I don't get supplies.
You gotta go get the jackhammer and mine the sulfur nodes.
Fucking shit.
Shit, get the workbench level 3, we're gonna need a lot to scrap.
Are you ready to eat some ass?
Oh no, I'm ready to eat some ass.
Yes, I'm ready, let's go eat your ass.
Excellent idea, soldier, excellent idea.
dubious that I'm voting you to admiral three-star admiral general okay all
right all right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or something like, yeah, or whatever we need to do soldier, that's
what I say.
By any means, yeah.
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
No, I know! I'm with you! I'm with you! I'm with you!
Any means necessary, we gotta take down the other team.
You know, your tactics are very unorthodox, but whatever works for you, soldier.
go go you better kill him or i'm gonna bust your butt
the locals here are very nice the locals here are very friendly very welcoming
coconut coconut i'm saying the vibe
Where you're saying it up at I'm sitting up at Tower Tower 5
our 5
Yeah, I've never really done this show
um
Trying to figure it out
Please put on the roof. Oh on the roof guy. Okay. I feel the roof is the most vulnerable spot
You just land a heli on there and take it
It's we can do the roof or down below
Of course of course
Oh
You have fucking we don't even care we were doing just this to get level two support, so it doesn't really matter
I was gonna be right. Oh, yeah, let's do right here. So you better wall right?
Yeah, it's just like in the middle that way we can put a wall around it
Thank you sir, thank you sir
Yeah, I've got we know we take my defense
Alright
What the fuck? This scene is exploded.
I don't know. I'm so confused.
I'm so confused. Wait.
I'm building the base. I'm building the base.
I'm tower 5.
I'm tower 1.
I'm kind of in a fucking...
the team. He's not very helpful to the team as a whole. Okay, I just got shot from some
random direction. Yeah, I just got shot.
Oh
Am I level 2 now now you level up
Damn, they didn't love me up at all
Look at that. I forgot the support at the top. I thought it was nothing. Oh
We're gonna need to like we need to like kind of build this base up
It takes quite a bit, quite a bit to get this done.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Get the regulators.
Get them to farm.
The bungalows we need?
Stuff.
Things.
Lots of them.
Lots of things.
How do I snap?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm building the best mates right now.
Oh my goodness, I'm down you you you be impressed. I'm cooking. I'm cooking right now. I'm cooking right now
I'm cooking so hard. Oh
My god, I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking
We're gonna go again
We're gonna go get
Oh, no, don't you don't show please buddy
There we go nice and easy nice and easy
He put some razor wire here we go
Yeah, I think I've got my first band already lined up
That's our that's only saving me on this roof and literally no one else. I think I've got my first victim already
Yeah, I got my first victim already
God this is such a good idea. Thank God. Thank God to the war dogs. Yes
Yeah, honestly, the only thing saving him is that he fucking saw us.
If he was at any of these shots, he'd have him put to me so I had him.
Oh, yeah, he just stopped. You're right.
Go get him. Go get him.
I didn't even notice until my bungler was winning out, but as soon as I said that, he stopped shooting at Moody.
I just died. I'll cover to you.
I'll cover to you.
Oh, now he's starting to get it!
Oh, now he's just shooting other guys.
You know what, honestly, this guy's playing good.
This guy's playing smart.
This guy's... now we're gonna be uncertain.
Now we're gonna be not so sure.
He's doing the right moves.
How do I stop snapping?
Good thinking, soldier!
How do I...
Here we go.
I don't know if anybody can hook you boss.
Are the ones good at bringing a bunch of shit over there?
I don't really know how to check how many spots we have.
This is at 246 at the bottom,
I don't really know what that means.
I don't have anything to reference that. Is that a lot? A little? I don't know.
Oh, he gets a lot.
You gonna be seeing what I'm lying now?
Oh yeah, I'm moving someone to, I'm moving someone to, I'm moving someone to.
I'm moving someone to C4. I'm moving someone to C4.
How much C4? Is it 1 C4 per bot door?
Take this, take this, take this.
Uh, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, we can fucking get to see four teams. Look at tower four. Yeah, let's go do a raid
Guys go out there fucking kill people
Now like nine news watch me go
There we go, all right, nice and easy, nice and easy.
This is looking pretty good, actually.
I've got a cooking, Gogo.
Let me see this, I'm coming in.
I've got a cooking right now.
I can't see this. Let me see this shit.
We're gonna fuck it!
Oh, I'm gonna die.
What do you mean?
Dude, your tower's a hot spot, B.
Look, it's fucked up!
What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!
Don't come, don't come, don't come, oh god, I got you,
literally, we got my defense, we got my defense.
Who stole my defense?
The doors are coming for me.
So I should have gotten out of the park while you were there.
Does anybody have my defense?
I'm gonna tell them I stole my defense,
and so I don't care about you.
OK, no, yeah, I'm getting dressed, it's OK.
Why is it like dead guys up here?
Thank you guys, man, I appreciate it.
Oh good, you can keep up.
Hey Pete, what's up?
Oh yeah, I'm level 2 now, I can buy C4.
Do you want to borrow my hammer so you can build 2?
You can get level 2?
Uh, I don't think I'm level 2 now.
Oh, I know, that's why I just got my building.
Do you want to borrow my hammer so you can get level 2?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take your hammer.
Oh, thank you, alright.
Take that?
Oh yeah, let's go build down at the bottom.
We build a wall around the base.
Alright, alright, alright.
Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away.
Oh shit.
Slide, slide.
I'm starting, I'm starting, I'm starting, I'm starting!
Oh, actually.
Fuck.
Are people here?
Actually.
Actually.
You see the little finger right there?
Maybe all the guys are saying, oh shit, what the hell?
I don't know.
Can you get through?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walk on through.
Walk on through.
Okay, now let's go build a wall.
Yeah, like this guy's doing it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let's do it.
Tab will quick, and then hover over the top right.
It'll tell you what your support level is.
You see it to be level two.
Top right?
Support, I'm level one.
Oh yeah, so build some stuff until you're level two.
Got it, got it, okay.
So hold down right click with the hammer.
And then you press F to cycle through the circles.
Oh shit, oh shit, we're gonna start.
Oh, god.
Oh god.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, it's my destroy building!
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!
Go and build something!
Oh god, stop it!
I'm building, I'm building.
No, build something, no don't build, like hold down right click and build something for yourself.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Come on, hold down right click and build something.
What is that? What even is that?
You just told me to build.
I just built them then, just started left clicking on them.
Fuck it.
So where are you going?
I built these things.
You didn't even build these things.
I
Do you know what you're gonna do let me check let me check
I'm a hot boy there
What are you doing what are you doing?
You said build! I'm just fucking going!
Build's like fucking useful! Not a block in the middle of the whole thing!
I'm building a wall over here!
Did somebody deconstruct that?
Sorry my friends and idiot!
What did you say?
It's done, it's as far as done!
Think they had some more supplies?
Over here, there's a giant wall over here! Do this one!
Look at that build before we run out of supplies! We have to do this whole shit over again!
Stop it! Stop it, go guys! Stop it!
Stop it!
We're gonna build something! We're gonna run!
You're an idiot.
Build an airlock! You know what an airlock is!
It's like rice!
Build an airlock right here!
Nice, nice!
I just gotta move! Tell Mike to move!
Oh wow, oh my god, hold him! He's cooking!
I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
He's cooking, he's cooking, he's cooking, he's cooking!
He's cooking, he's cooking, he's cooking!
Then like what I like you could build either a big blue door or a small green one like that one in front of you
Green door. Okay, blue door
It looks like a wall it looks like a wall
Who is your first clue? What was your first clue there's man Simon?
Oh, fuck!
Are you sure there's so much type of damage?
Who got your double T yet?
Did we see it?
No, no, I'm on the Jesus Christ.
This is unbelievable.
Keep building, keep building, keep building.
I keep building, I keep building.
Keep it, keep building.
What are you doing in there?
Hey, I'm doing some funny stuff.
Don't do it, don't fucking shock me, dude.
I'm not doing anything, I'm just fucking standing here.
BAM!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
So tell your truth you can't be covered in fire without fucking Cyper. What are you guys doing?
There we go, there we go.
I'm on the 2, I'm on the 2.
I'm on the 2, I'm on the 2.
I'm on the 2, I'm on the 2, I'm on the 2.
I'm on the 2, I'm on the 2, I'm on the 2.
I'm on the 2, I'm on the 2.
I'm on the 2, I'm on the 2.
Does anyone have a wrench?
I'll be grabbing a wrench for the top.
What?
I'm gonna go grab a wrench real quick, can we see it?
I have an idea, I have an idea, I know exactly where it is, just stay right there.
See, see, see, see.
Dude, we have one point.
I know we're about to have tons of like what we get on a C4
Well come back down come back down
All right, okay, maybe maybe at the bottom next to the broken helicopter yeah
Yeah, yeah, let me pack my pack real quick and I'm coming to pack you back back you back
Thank you back
What you fucking why you serious we fucking move
Okay
game. Don't worry. You want to take it? You want to take it? Almost done. Okay. Oh, there
we go. Now you say we take it. We need some rocket launches or something. I don't know.
I don't know. We need some people. We need some people. Unless we want to, we can call
We could, we could!
Oh my god!
Oh it's done, it's done, it's done, it's done!
Oh it's done, it's done, it's done!
Hold the line, hold the line!
Hold the line, hold the line!
Man that part is crazy, oh my god!
That guy is really good at flying, are you seeing that?
Oh my god!
That guy is really good at flying!
He's really good at flying, holy god, I'm not seeing anything.
Oh my god, what are we doing?
What the f-
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I
Ready I ready a bucket ladies keep track of who kills us anybody kills us three times or is it an instrument of disengaged?
Keep track of who kills us three kills. They're out
I'm just gonna show you my knowledge of that, maybe.
Then I'll just see it.
Alright, that's too bad guy.
That's kind of cringey.
It's kind of cringey.
Oh! Oh, is it kind of cringey?
Oh, wait hold on. Oh, is it cringey?
Wait, it's cringey, say? Hold on, wait a second.
Wait, is it cringey, say?
Oh, it is. Wait a second. Are you sure?
So you say that I shouldn't.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on, wait a minute.
You see I shouldn't are you sure are you sure I shouldn't oh just double-check and make it so you see I shouldn't do this
Right it's got a cringe up is it kind of cringe? Oh
Oh
No, oh
God, oh wait hold on wait watch that I ban him wait hold on wait. It just says there's only an unbanned spot
I don't know how to ban him
Hey who wait
Hmm, yeah, I only know how to unbend. Oh, damn it. I only know how to unbend people. I can't ban him
All right, he gets lucky this time he gets lucky this time
He gets off with a warning this time
I
Soldiers are happy fire
I think there's someone in the combat.
No way.
Oh shit.
I think there's someone right here.
God, no, there's someone right outside.
I'm dead again.
I got him.
I'm dead.
I am embarrassed.
I am embarrassed.
I am embarrassed.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
This is actually KREMS?
Yeah, I know.
Honestly, I think we're already getting some time.
I know I know I thought I know what don't worry after we but I kind of assumed this would happen
I just we have a wave of stream sabers early on with December once you get rid of like a hundred or two hundred of them
I'm sure we buy
I'm up. I'm up. I'm serious right now. Oh, our helicopters destroyed. We can try to see the black hog. Oh
Oh shit, watch out!
Okay, I'm dead again.
Alright, I'm dead.
Alright, I'm just gonna respawn.
Wait, no, I got ya!
Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna respawn too.
If someone killed me...
My goodness.
Yeah, we need, we need, we need, we need to march to just ban all these people.
100%, 100%.
150%.
I need a guy to deal with this for me. I can't really do it while I'm gaming.
Um, hmmm...
I get like a bunch of like admin bod and just like give them names and then give them admin on the thing.
That's why I wanted to play this server tomorrow.
That's why I wanted to play this server tomorrow, because I can't think of this all out while I'm gaming.
This guy's just fucking murdering our spawn. Oh my lord.
You might kill me, Mr. Dillon. Can you kill me?
Thanks, boss.
Oh, a little bit more. Thank you, sir.
Hmm
Just bad everyone that's what we do this video
Honestly dude ban the guy that's in this helicopter that's just yeah, I know I don't know how yeah, I don't know how I that's why I'm saying
I don't know how to use this stuff yet
But we should be like he died. We should be able to buy
C4 now. Oh, I just bought another farm. Damn it
Oh, let me get a little bit of C4 real quick.
Here we go.
You buy your C4 and you detonate it?
What's up?
You buy your C4 and you detonate it?
I don't know what you mean.
You're asking me if I bought one or...?
You bought your C4, right?
No, no, no, no. I'm outside the compound right now.
The whole point of my screw that was to get C4 and dumbass!
It's kind of hard to get through that when we're getting fucking street sight by a helicopter getting boardered
I fucking ran out. I'm gonna die again. All right. Let me figure out any this. All right. This is oh my goodness
Oh, this is a mess. This is a mess. This is a mess. Oh god. Oh
God, this is a mess. Oh god. Oh good heavens. I don't know. I don't know how I'm looking at the speed over here
I don't know how to do it. I don't know
Oh.
Oh.
I only see Unban.
There's no ban.
There's no way to ban someone.
Huh?
Ooh.
Oh, oh shit.
I figured it out.
I figured it out.
Bam!
Bam.
Bam.
Bam!
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
You're out of here, buddy.
Please.
Dracked, you're up!
Let me see some 真的.
Give me that.
Uh.
I figured it out.
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
Now we're cooking. Who's Alicante guy? Who's Alicante guy?
It's a guy. Now he's not gonna fly over, but I swear to God
He's even got his name? What was his name?
Mantra?
Hold on now. Hold on now.
BAM!
You're out of here, baby!
All right, okay, we're good to go, we're good to go, we're good, we're good, Evans is already out, don't do any more, that was public enemy number one!
Hmm
I'll cover the hot coconut I'm putting some guys over here on me
What's the base? What's the base? Where you at?
I'm going to go to the hot-tron right now.
What's the base? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Banting people for killing you in a war game!
Oh, my God, you're so right. You're so right.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God, you're so right. Oh, my goodness.
My apologies. My apologies. My apologies.
I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry.
Won't happen more than a couple hundred more times. I swear. I swear. Just give me a couple hundred more bands, and then I swear on stuff.
Band them all by these?
By the way, yesterday I saw the way I think of it, coconut, is that Rogue had the most kills I've ever seen in the match the other day.
he had like 80 kills which theoretically should be about 1.3 kills per person should
get killed by rough so if someone kills us like that three times probably talking to
I was on above me as well.
What the heck?
What's up guys?
Cook it on, cook it on, cook it on!
Rock and fire, rock and fire!
Rock and fire!
Rock and fire, rock and fire, rock and fire!
I got four on me.
There's a guy attacking his penis over there!
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Oh
I think he was just about to...
you get your thingy done!
Stop it, stop it, baby!
Oh my god, I'm out of shit, I'm out of shit!
You're out of my mind, I'm out of shit.
I'll be joined.
I'm out of my mind, I'm out of shit.
Oh my god, we're about to finish.
Oh my god, we're about to finish.
What's going on?
What's going on?
And he died. He didn't even get me! I am a victim and I didn't even benefit from getting revived!
Holy shit! Goin' on, I'm killing myself by the back of my head!
Yeah, I'm back at base.
He finished. He finished.
Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me!
Yeah, I'm walking just for paint up.
Paint up gets virtualized.
We should go back there where we just got that was crazy. Yeah, absolutely absolutely. Hello, my friends guys babies
Give your C4
No, no, no, should I get it? Oh shit? I only have $14,000. Oh my god. I have to spend it when I have to spend it
Okay, okay, let's go. Let's go get it. Good. I'm waiting for you. We're waiting for you, Mr. Tina
I'm waiting for you and I know how
That's the guy's been calling me around talking about fucking my ass for the last 30 minutes
Yeah, be careful
I mean I should be laying kind of behind him in the house when you dig out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Like that area was crazy
Well, this is a bag of it's a bag. Oh, yeah
I got you.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
Let's get it. Let's get it.
I'm gonna blow this. I'm gonna hit by a rocket.
Usually.
Come on, you little shit.
You want to hit me?
You want to hit me?
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
I need to jump further behind him.
I think you gotta jump further behind him.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Real shit though. Imagine just casually playing the game
on any server and killing someone a few times
John, Tacey, by the way, guys, I'm not banning them from the game.
I'm banning them just from this private server.
And they can go play any other server.
It's just from this private server.
Fuck them, chill out.
It literally doesn't matter.
It lit the server, didn't even exist yesterday.
Getting banned on this server means you're basically just playing this game yesterday.
Same thing, same exact thing.
Yeah, but I think we should ban him from the game, dude.
I'm gonna ban a random person right now.
I'm gonna ban someone at random, you ready for this?
Yeah, do it.
I'm gonna ban someone at random, ready for this?
I'm gonna, you know, what's been,
what's been, what's been looking for a bad word?
What's been this guy coconut?
Yeah.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Why are you so far away?
I jumped before because I didn't want to get fucked again.
I thought you were going to the houseage.
Yeah, I mean, I'm here.
Oh, you're lying!
I'm gonna get us away.
Listen, if I jump with you, I would have died.
That's true, that's true, that's true, that's true, that's true.
That's very true.
I can rest you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
please god thank you sir thank you sir thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you thank you thank you
I could go this nice I'm gonna give me a full new kid I got one more chance I got one more chance
to talk to you sir I'm the man I killed I got you on me I'm coming up coming up coming up coming
Thank you sir, thank you sir!
To the hot zone boss, to the hot zone!
And now we ride, now we ride!
Free kick guy is clearly stream sniping, where is his band?
Nah! Nah, here's who know who I am, here's who know who I am!
I am he's just a kind soul. He's kind soul. It's kind soul. I don't even know how I am.
Of course, real.
Super God, very God, very kind, generous. He gives back your security. He volunteers to look the suitcase.
I know that guy. I know that guy.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
We get fucked. Yeah, I ain't looking too good.
Jump it out, jump it out.
I'll come back. Hey, Coco, meet me, meet me, meet me back here. Let's move together.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
Look how long that's that face, and I'll pick you up, and I'll get you up here, please.
It was your luck, kid. You have $1,000!
I got a spot on you, I'm coming.
Oh, come on, come on, boss.
There's a scope here, oh my god, this is slow.
It's two business stages coming with this guy.
What gun are you using?
I don't know, oh, the GLELL.
A nice kind of gun because of my damage, this is a generous heart.
He gave it to me.
Man, that's some good Samaritans out there nowadays.
That's a good Samaritans.
I hope that guy over there sucked me off.
It was great.
I'm coming here.
I'm coming here.
I'm like 100 meters high.
Oh.
Good.
Good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm with you.
behind me behind me we had
I'm behind you I'm behind you
come here come here come here
come here
coming
there's people like
we shoot like you wanna go through there?
uh yeah let's do it let's do it let's do it
coming
let's move on the right side
let's do it
holy shit
oh fam
jeez the weeds
jeez coconut coconut coconut
I'm a little rusty
I can't go to me, I can't go to me.
One side, there's like three more across the street.
Can I guide?
Like I'm gonna mark you like over there.
It's not going to go.
Like across the street, right side from that marker.
Guide, guide, guide, okay, I'm looking, I'm looking.
I see him, I see him.
Got him, got him, he's dead, got him, got him.
Nice, nice, nice.
One more, one or two more.
Nice, he's right back, let's push, let's push, let's push, let's push.
God!
Got him, I got him.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
There's one right here.
He's so well, I hit him like five times.
Beep it up, Beep it.
I got him, I got him, I got him!
I'm low, I'm low, I'm low.
Where are you coming from?
He's in the bushes.
He's in the bushes, B.
One on that, one on that left side.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, which bush, which bush?
I can't do the bush.
There's a guy right here, right here.
Got you, got you, got you, got you.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing in.
I got one, I got one, I'm dead.
Nice, there's one more in front of me, there's two more in front of me.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Two in front of me, two in front of me.
One on the way, got another one, another one dead.
Nice, I'm with you, I'm on your left.
I'm gonna shoot back and back in a second.
Me too.
I'm gonna back back then, I'm gonna pull back and back back over here.
I'm gonna get, get, get, get.
I'm getting shot by my back, getting shot by my back.
Yeah, he's actually going pretty good.
I'm juicing up, juicing up, juicing up, juicing up.
Help!
We're loading.
Got another one, got another one!
Nice, nice, nice.
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Coming from here.
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Is that it? We won?
I think so, I think so.
Guys like in this tower right here.
I see one running over there
It's going up. Yeah, there's a guy. There's a guy to the east right up in the hills. I just saw him
I don't know where he went.
I'm not going.
He got me dead.
Nice.
I don't have a D-Fib.
I don't have a D-Fib.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. I'm cooking.
There's like four of them. There's like four of them. I'm dead.
I'm here without watching it.
I don't know where he's at.
Oh god. Hopefully that guy doesn't actually...
I
Want fire I want fire right now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm in 20. I'm in 20
I'm getting rest. I'm getting rest. I'm getting rest. There's a guy on you though. There's a guy at the end of the
I'm getting rest, I'm getting rest, hold on.
I might go back and just buy my own kit.
Now that I got enough money.
There's an idea or no?
Use the top bar, do it with these 28s.
Oh, I'm dead.
I got enough money for a kit.
Are you buying C4 every time or should I not do that?
No, no, no, no. I haven't been spicy for it all.
I'm gonna put the C4 back.
Smokes. Smokes are huge.
We see.
Oh, I got a smoke.
Oh, yeah.
That they did in my sheet.
Oh, what?
What are you going?
Are you going?
Yeah, are you getting smokes?
Yeah, I'm getting a smokes.
Hmm.
Wait.
Which, wait.
Which kind of smoke?
Is it a white one?
A lurid, hostile, friendly, damaged.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I see it.
Oh, wait.
I see it.
How do you throw nades in the sand?
Is it?
It's either your hot bar.
It's either your hot bar.
Hot bar.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
All right, ready to go?
Move, move, move.
Everybody ready?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, it's full.
Oh, yeah, uh, full of, oh, such it.
Such it.
Such it, you wanna hop it out for Mr. Cuckoo?
He's a, he's, oh god, oh.
Oh, I'll seal it.
Oh, no, I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming, wait for me.
Oh, shit.
Bird dried.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Oh, Mr. Grimjok, Mr. James,
What's going on, man? Good, I'm mad!
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
Where's the 35K? No, I didn't.
It's our DK. It's our DK.
Wait.
This is right. If you're playing, I support Name Your Group Nuts and Folds.
Are you going to Name Your Group in this game?
What?
Can you Name Your Group?
They do you have proper way of doing no name it like take your name. I don't know
Oh
Yeah, how you do how you change your name?
What the hell way oh
Yeah, 15 came a smoke and a word. I was unlucky. That's a lucky. I don't see a way to change the name
Yeah, let it jump
I'm jumping! I'm jumping! I'm jumping! I'm jumping! I'm jumping! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Where are you going?
Oh no, there's already a T-shirt in the other side! I've lost my hat!
Damn it, coconut!
Yeah, okay.
Okay, hold on. I'm here.
I'm surrounded. I'm surrounded by so many guys.
They got even an SVD already.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bad calling you! You did!
Oh, and it was a giant tank, or otherwise large person that just slowly peeped on by.
I got one so far
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming hold on. Do you have defense? Do you see any money? No, I don't I can't see I can only see trees
without the trees
I'm defense I mean take them up my bike
The one oh, it's mr. Red it's mr. Red
Mr. Red I'm coming I'm coming
I
Smoke your body
Oh your boys dad I
Smoked you know words take it dad take it dad. I'm gonna use both the wrong guy
I
I don't know what is going on in the show.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
We're here, we're here.
I'm right next to you.
I'm right next to you.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Through the circle boys, through the circle.
We're losing, we're losing badly.
I'm coming, coming.
I'm coming.
Everybody just run around and talk about coming and...
We'll suck them up.
We'll suck them up.
We'll suck them up.
Yeah, we just run around talking about coming and let's suck them up
I would go 30 seconds right here the word come I let's ride
Is right here right here
It's your dead body's talking to each other
Oh, here in front of us!
Like over here?
At least one in the house.
This is one of those houses on me.
Robots in the house, Robots in the house.
Clear, clear, clear.
I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear.
Second floor is clear, second floor is clear.
Moving up, moving up.
Yeah.
oh no no no
oh you are a 7-0-5-0-15
yes I am, yes I am
fuck
where was the, where was me
you see, you see, you see, you see you see you see you get the bushes
you see you get the bushes
am I gonna try to do myself?
no no no I think I have this
I think I think I think
I'm gonna smoke right here, I'm gonna get you up hold on
give me give me give me give me give me
shit
Mr. Peanut? Mr. Peanut?
Mr. Peanut, I know we are fighting but my sister loves you. She is Dr. Arsha.
Dr. Arsha? That is a beautiful name.
That is a beautiful name.
Yeah, we got to go push those guys. They're sniping us to the north. Let's go. Let me heal up real quick and let's go.
You're so precious to me coconut. Oh god, we're getting shot by someone else.
Can you hear the snipers? I think so. Oh, that's the guy you talking about, buttholes and coms.
Wait which guy this guy upset button 954
Okay, but home come guy
Like what go good
Oh
You're keeping I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Okay
I
Can't talk about penis hugs, you know, I think we're the peanuts. Why you talking about penis hugs
I do I can't even leave this cop out there surrounded us by
Look, I should be questioned the whole town's killed those guys first yeah, yeah, I'm fighting them right now
How do you over there?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
We got four of them.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back, we must not worry.
I'm coming back.
Oh, come on.
Where's he?
Where's he?
He's in the house, like, on my left.
In that window, just like in full.
Let's go, let's go, buddy.
Uh-huh.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I got a hill, I got a hill.
I gotta go.
I see one of them, I see one of them.
Holy shit.
Oh my, oh my god, I can't peek.
There's a thousand.
I'm healing real quick.
Like, you mean you can tell
about those apartment buildings?
There's one in the house, in the south,
there's like 10 guys from the buildings
in the northwest, and they're keeping
to the northeast of the school.
I don't even know, it's too many, it's too many.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't even see.
Help!
Oh, shit.
Finally got one.
I got you, I got you.
I
I
Was charged in his penis in the bathroom. He's in there. I'm coming. Oh, thank you sir. Thank you sir. You up
No, our teammate got him. I he's reviving the soldier if you have a faster five surely by day two you happy
Holy fucking shit, it's like
It's crazy how your feet is stuck everywhere
It's fucking stifles everywhere
We gotta move to the apartment short west
Our team is getting pinned down
Okay, okay
We gotta clear that bitch out
I should be flanking to the south west
And then go for a flash
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go
Alright
Ready? Three, two, one
Move, move, move, move
Go, go, go, go, go
you create all these apartments actually move to the north west and sleep
there's other guys yeah yeah yeah
let me get shot oh I don't like I don't like this I like this couple oh god
hold on get over here get over here I'm holding you for the window
hold on it's really are you
Oh
I didn't hear that I didn't hear that our boys are dead our boys are dying. We gotta kill it. We gotta kill it
Yeah, I'm the apartment. What is that three of them in there three of them?
Well, we're sure we're gonna cook
Okay, okay. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh
Oh, thank god.
What was wrong?
GO GO!
What happened? What happened? What happened?
The guy I was going to the apartment with
stopped and tied his suit for half an hour!
That's what happened!
What?
I'm looking?
It's you! Look in the mirror!
Hey, hey, I was hovering you from the windows.
I'll see the cool thing.
Oh, I made the check out too.
Great cover fire, Coconut.
Dude, why make the check out too?
I
Didn't say my mr. Pk
Covering you guys see look at that
Look at that, huh? Oh, thank you so much me to coconut. Oh, fuck you. I'll do this alone
Fuck
I'm gonna fuck me so I later
Oh, dude the back apartment to that's what I gotta say from yeah, I told one like no one
There's one more.
It's like here or something.
Am I moving? Am I moving?
Any closer to the west?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
There's a guy right in front of you.
Like where I was, where I was. He passed the train tracks.
Don't worry, I'm 10 miles from where you were.
Very nice
I don't know, I feel it.
I'm gonna go to the twinkle, I see my skin.
Got him, got him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
Maybe our boys can come.
I don't know if they'll make it.
I gotta have a comfort for both of you if you reach the base.
Yeah, I got pooped on.
I could even get those guys have that locked
Get out. I want time to mow bay. I can even get in there
It's the guy
I saw that oh god, I guarantee the first thing we hear out of this guy's mouth back at bases already come by hole
Let's go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
Mm, mm, mm.
Work as a team.
I've been trying to tell coconut dad.
I told you to believe me.
I told you to believe me.
I forgot a potion.
You got your cup.
Hey.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah, yeah.
I don't know the song.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah, yeah.
Wait, it's got to play it off the classics.
$1,000 this game.
I can't check it.
No, no, no, no.
It wobbles a bit.
Are you going to wobble a bit?
No, she's getting up a little bit.
She can't go in.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
What's your name?
It's a Transformers song.
It's a Transformers song.
It's not a song.
You don't know Transformers.
Really?
What's movies as well?
Transformers.
Yeah, I...
1986.
1986.
86
Drop us right on top of those hotels there's two hotels
We're gonna jump right to the hotels, right? Okay, okay, okay, right on top of them. Oh
My god, I'm sure it doesn't look
Please my safe those in place
This is where they were right here. Yeah
Thanks, watch it's much
Great
What a legend what a legend
I'll get in okay, it's the next two apartments to have all the bad people in it bad men
The evil with it
They heard something over here on the roof. I push it over. Yeah, I'm covering you coming
Like and we clear out this building that we got the next one
I'm not left. I might die. I might die
He's like he's like across the street like the Southwest works my marker I go over here like you open three of them
I'm just gonna clear this building first. Don't move over there.
Yeah.
Is he up?
One down, one down.
Nice.
Hey, you're pushing, you're pushing.
We're back! We're back!
Go get that, go get that!
Back up, back up!
Oh!
There!
And...lamb it!
Oh!
Oh, ding-a-lo-ding-a-lo-ding-a-lo-ding-a-lo-ding-a-lo-ding-a-lo-ding-a!
I'm coming!
I told you up here!
There's more, there's more.
Come on, come on, come on, I'm good.
There's no I hope I'm up here come here. Come up. I'm gonna push it down
Come on, come on, come on
Another one dead. I'm on the stairs. I'm like level three. Come up here
I'm coming up. I'm coming up. I'm on first one first one. I'm moving up
he's holding the stickies he killed all their boys too i think it's up to you
it's up to you i will let you go soldier
got him got him got him got him guys take me up i want to heal i can heal i can heal
Healing healing healing healing
I'm doing good
Move Georgia
I'm gonna be in the park. I'm not in the park
I'm out. I'm out. Hold the stairs. I gotta heal this guy. We'll see it
Nice nice, dude
yeah that's one
this guy is an SVD with a ton of mags and stuff
should I take this?
fuck, ooh
hold on, we send it
it's a range fighter too, I'm taking the range fighter, I'm gonna check that out
wait, hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on, wait a minute
got down below us, down below us
ooh dude, wait a minute, sell me a rat
Yeah, there's a guy right there. I killed him.
Is that who you said we need?
We're cooking now? What are we cooking now?
I'm gonna pack my gun.
Wait, what is purple smoke?
I have no idea. I've been using the white smoke.
I thought he was losing yesterday, but now he's winning by a fat margin on his own server.
Sir, where's the last place?
Are they here?
Where are the- where are the last two?
Where are the last two?
Where are the last three?
Are you- I- Sir, it-
It helps to watch the stream
Bring your TV on!
Bring your TV on!
Here?
Up there, right here, right here, right here!
Up there, here, up there, here.
Hey, sniper, I'm gonna go up to the roof.
Fucking...
Oh
Holy shit fucking fuck what was that?
From over by the factory
Yeah, I'm looking.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Oh, that's our boy.
I need your seconds.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Red team is falling apart.
Oh, there's a low angle, low angle, low angle!
Where, where, where?
I don't know I was looking but I heard it
Oh fuck boy shit
We got a double peek together. I'm gonna heal up on the peak with you
Okay, are you are you all gonna leave one bitch? I'll you want this? I'm gonna go. All right, dude
All right, three two one go
I got left, I got left.
Watch your head, watch right.
You peeked out inside the door?
Tommy, Jack got him!
Nice, nice, one more, one more, one more!
No!
Oh shit.
I just shot over by the video tower, I do the...
Come on, come on.
Stop direction, I don't know no direction!
I'm gonna rest, I'm gonna rest.
Wait, I think you're gonna rest.
This guy's in the house.
No, he's gonna do the head's one.
Grab my df, grab my df.
Do a quick match.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, I think he's gonna do it, he's gonna do it.
I think you can check
We're gonna beat these back to win
You gotta do something about that
I can't I can't
Wait, you can check
You can check
You're not yet!
It's not over till the final anythings
I'm trying to kill you
Oh, hold on
Holy fuck it
Hold on
Wait a minute
Sound man right
Oh wait this is Amy Helgog just right here
I
What's the fuck just happened what just happened I'm dead I fell off the top. Oh, well we love
This might be drew it up
I'm not sure good. Don't wait. I was waiting too much. I'm dead. It's fine. It's already ways
Perfect.
These are going very smoothly.
These are going very smoothly.
I think we're getting pushed up.
I think someone's coming up.
Hold the line!
Oh, shit!
You can be a shot of a bitch!
What's a developer?
Are you kidding me?
No!
Oh, JJ, you still lost.
can't even win on her own server
all the other games
alright
I like it
squad X give off a yes sir yes sir
we got lucky we got lucky
you're lucky it's unlucky it's unlucky
but we think I said you were with it
Unfortunately, that guy has glaucoma.
He's under a significant amount of the ganja, the marijuana.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wait, as you get for sniping,
I just found the guy, I didn't buy the guy.
Honestly, I'm not gonna do it again, that's VD.
Who's kind of poo?
Who's kind of poo diarrhea?
This game is kind of like Rubycon, like you're not killing people you're like spotting them.
Well, if I have a sniper, I need to be a bolt action one-shot headshot.
Wait, what do you do? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, these sons of bitches.
Wait, oh wait, you know how it's glitched?
How I can't move us to Green Team?
You're back and just move other guys from the Green Team to other teams.
Can you do that?
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Uh...
I would have to know who's on which team.
I'm just going to start moving people. Wait. Wait. Oh, no. Okay. I think that function is just not working in general.
Is that what I don't...
We just went blowing? Blow?
No, no, no, no. We just keep trying. We keep trying. We keep trying. We keep trying.
SVDC is harder to use than the SKS. Yeah, but I preach the SKS bullet drops at like a hundred meters.
It's not that good of a sniper.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm on green.
I'm almost there, almost there.
How much money you got? I'm at 112 Gs.
113 Gs.
God damn boy.
God damn.
I'm shit, I'm shit, I'm shit.
How much money do you get for a defaming someone?
How much do you get for that?
Between like 1200 and 2500.
That's crazy.
Well, if you revive the same guy again, I think you get like $913 and I think if you revive him a third time, it's like no money.
So, you can't like cheat him, but you do get a lot.
There's not a five group of like seven guys dead, you just get all the money.
But if you buy two extra batteries, and then when you have, later on when you have the super batteries, you just get one extra.
Mmm, okay.
The regular batteries give you four, four revives, the super batteries give you ten revives.
Holy shit, so you could like...
If you do a squad wipe and shit you can fucking just like raise your entire team
Yeah, I when I do right now is I do one battery and two extra batteries for 12 rematch
Are you in green?
That's the people I actually we actually wait that we could
Fuck it
Let me try. Oh, I'm in. I'm in. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Like you got to enjoy the team. Everybody else is trying to enjoy the same team.
Let's put it off.
You guys are very receptive. You can't rise your whole team.
Oh, no, I know. He's a real speaker. He's the Socrates of our generation.
I see tower one looks fire. It's like this.
So I'm down, honey bee.
All right, let's do that.
I
Mean
Here we go
Well, you in
We won say I just built my kid
No, it's an order to get three C4 and one detonator that's a total of
$1,300
I'm back in hundred and not bad for three C4 what they did. Yeah, it's not bad
That's not bad. I mean dude. Do you imagine if we pull up a blade?
We'll be clear. You know we clear that building. Yeah, we see for the fucking tower it cleared it all by ourselves
Yeah, would you I would cook it and also the biggest thing you do for another team is if you find there's spawn take and blow it up
Oh
And we see for that bitch and take out the APC. Yeah, I need things like four C4 to blow it up an APC
Which I'm got it. Gotcha
We need that APMO. Oh, that would be too late. Oh, here we saw that.
Oh, my God, we care, so we can go win.
Oh, there'll be something. Let me see anything.
Get in, get in, get in.
What site do you use?
Me? Yeah.
I use the uh on the AK I use the 3x back to the prison
My tracks might try this cobra
I like the 3x or the 2.5 X is cuz like you could just see way more from like
My kids 12.5 gang
This is pretty cool. This is pretty I said I kind of like this one
Except for the giant box
Who designed this side?
supposed to be red
You know make the squad
This is a real sight in real life who designed this
Right where you're looking accepted
Problem, then you get I'm not that bugged like your person. Just shake you can't aim
Thank you, sir. Oh, thank you
Thank you. Thank you. I'm slim fish. I'm slim thick
anything I can't even jump okay I'm in I'm in I'm in I joined I joined where's
our driver was our driver 16,000 I don't know if you made the 16,000 you
in Roger oh these it wait oh I was lucky for now I'm gonna blame it
Hmm.
Communist Garbonsite.
That'll be it this time, guys.
Oh, this is a Russian site, Mr. Coconut.
I'm moving one last time.
Russian?
You're the cobra, the cobra.
Russian.
You know why they never get anything down?
This is a piece of crap.
The loon is bouncing the map.
Cuts out the bottom 20% of the site.
Uh, let's fucking team up over here.
What the hell is there?
Hi, boys, everybody out.
All right, let's go.
Jump jump jump jump jump jump!
Alright, Cuckoo. What's up, Freeze Planet Attack Boss?
Wanna just go hot-snow? What do you wanna do?
Hmm... I see we take that tower and get the... and get the codes. We can pull a tour, guys.
Yeah, man. Okay, let's go.
Two tower five? Yeah, two tower five?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hmm...
Wait, oh, the 16,000 guy isn't on our team. He's out of blue.
Oh
We wish it be the end did you promise you got a good thing? I know I don't but nobody's built. Yes. We're good
You see to go up. We can't get the code yet. Can you get the code yet?
Yeah, I see them
No one
Like this one with a woman. Oh, I heard one below one below right here. He's right up
one more below on the left
got that
is he safe
one dead one dead
let's move let's move let's move
go up go up
let's go go go go
move up move up
move move move move
every people up here are here talking
oh shit
I got lost. I got lost. I'm here. I'm here.
You might guard me while I hit a base.
Go.
Exactly.
We'd be super silent when we climb up these...
these, uh, these ladders here.
Welcome.
Go, go, go, welcome.
Welcome.
Oh, wait, you just said coming up on us.
They know, they know that, they know we're coming, they know we're coming.
Oh, shit.
Pick up, pick up.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
They're gonna look over.
Come on, hold me, hold me, hold me!
Hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Get up here!
One more, one more, one more!
One more, one more, one more!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
We're firing our boy, we're firing our boy!
Any helicopters?
Yeah, yeah, we got helicopters.
Here they go!
Coltrane 3307-6
Hush is so fast, he takes up 10 player slots
slots when he plays war dogs he's so fat when he is raised it it says you raised
20 people I don't know what that last one didn't hit that hard
should have left it the first one should have left it the first one that was a
that was that was a one-time scenario
oh this guy has a motion when he's gone
hold on man hold on man you could yeah hold on man oh wait do we build you
enough wait a minute wait a minute we can't we would have a farm we have to
have the bugglies bring this one oh shit wait wait it's 16,000 just joined our
team so we uh we haven't bring this one yeah yeah yeah yeah oh wait feed the
people right here hold up one second right there right there
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. We see how he's dead. Oh
See I see where he like on that marker like here
I've never shot one of these before I don't know how I don't help rob the shoot
You know to the pitch up and take down four meters. That's at least 200 meters though. I play I need like five
Two hundred three hundred meters
I got two hundred
I got two hundred
Loading loading loading
Why are you holding
I'm getting the balls in the ass
You hear what I'm hearing
Jesus Christ
Three hundred and four hundred you think
They're this force has so many
They want this bomb
I see him! I see him!
They're close to the team!
I don't know where these bullets are going!
I don't know where these bullets are going!
Can we peek over there and see how far away it is?
Uh, if you have binoculars, yeah.
I'll be back. gimmick's calling.
calling judge good judge good oh wait oh wait oh yeah we're giving back in the
people below us
jet jet jet
oh fuck
these bad things it's a penis guy's back oh fuck
what
oh she got that
what she got that she got that
We go back we go down. Oh, I've got a sniper now. Oh, yeah, you're right
I see one!
You may recon by using your conference spot, you moron.
Thank you! Thank you sir!
Thank you!
Oh my god!
Yeah, here's a spotter, my friend.
There's a ham of my getting shot from!
I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down, P.
Here you go, here you go!
I'm blind!
I'm blind!
I'm blind!
Oh, she's not dead!
I-I think I'm shooting at her really!
Really?
I'll punch it!
I-I-
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my- Oh, shit! I hit that guy!
You shit, man!
Why, hit the guy who was in the parachute that was coming down!
You shit, you shit!
That was nice!
That was nice.
I'm working around. I'm gonna wrap around these guys.
Judge, you gonna watch out? Watch out?
Oh, Jesus.
I can legit not see anyone.
I think I might be blind.
Please, you shut my cock off. Help me, please. My cock is off.
You shut my cock.
Oh, I'm dead. Oh, my god, he's dying.
Man, what the fuckers?
All right. Okay. All right. Okay.
All right. Alrighty. Alrighty.
Okay, maybe I don't think it's time to get through me.
I don't think it's time to get through me.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Snipe yeah, this is making sense because you have a scope on your sniper
Yeah, but like the binocular is like a range finder and fucking like
like it like allows them to like it's like math dude like at the highest
level it's not like sniping anymore it's like trigonometry or some fucking shit
It was...
What?
What?
What is that flying in? You a cyber?
No, no, no!
Hey, John, John!
Hmm...
Down to 9K, huh?
We need to work it progress!
We need to work it progress!
John, John!
Well, helicopter, helicopter!
Helicopter, helicopter!
What is that he say?
Steve can you come pick us up? We gotta get we gotta head back to it. Wait I just wanna take a talk with the geek because he's on his spot.
$16,000!
I'm on my way! I'm on my way! I'm on my way!
Thank you sir, thank you sir!
$16,000 is gonna come pick us up and come back to me and scratch the C4, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, we're fucked. All my guys are dying.
And there's nothing that goes against the tank that we have right now. I don't think any of these guys have like an RPG or nothing.
Because how many C4s do you have for like a regular tank?
Does he mean no, does he mean no?
Holy shit!
it's behind me
oh fuck
see see see see
see see now she's coming to finish up
you how we losing
we really have the circle on our man
I don't know I don't know
Any hug I'm letting
Man, I lift that bird up fuck it up dying
Yeah, I keep forgetting the driver's side of the object science on the other
It's like what in their British cars
I'm gonna go down here.
I'm on its way.
He's here, he's here!
I'm gonna hop in, I'm gonna hop in, he's here, he's here!
I'm reloading my back, hold on.
You pack on the way back, Vox, you pack on the way back.
I'm in!
Alright, I'm coming.
Where you at, where you at?
I'm in the helicopter!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
You coming up here, I'm in, I'm moving!
Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me!
Move, move, move, move!
Okay.
Well,
Dude, that was a tank.
By the way, that's a little s-
Yeah, I'm aware!
I'm aware by the way my camera zoomed in on the deck!
Oh my god!
I don't have enough money to buy a full kit and C4!
I ended up money for one!
You know what, fuck it, I'm killing myself.
Fuck it, fuck it, you know what?
I'm going in naked with C4, I don't even care.
I can't use C4, I will get you the C4.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh shit.
Oh, thank you, sir, thank you, sir!
Oh my fuck you, man.
Where'd you go? Where'd you go, man?
Oh my god, oh my god.
I want to come guys here again.
Let's get three C4 and one detonator.
I'm going to bust in C4 for that fucking day.
I'm going to bust again.
It's MC butthole come back.
What's he looking at me for?
Yeah, yeah, he's there.
I mean, like, I'm sourcing some sort of freak.
Here's a peanut.
You all.
I'm thinking for everyone.
Look, it's a baby.
OK.
All right, team.
Let's load our room.
Let's hold our horses.
Oh, great.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
You got him?
Hey, hey!
Hey, give me that, hey, hey!
Hey, give me that D-Fair back!
It's on the ground, P.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh I think you ran out, I didn't want to...
Let's go, let's go!
All right, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Hey, how much C-40 do you have coming out? Because he's out and out!
I don't got dick, this guy said he'd get the C-40, no?
Oh, you'd go get 3C4.
Okay, I'm gonna get it.
Yeah, 3C4, one detonator, one detonator, 3C4, yeah.
Okay, okay.
3C4.
Oh, you can't go too much.
Oh, equipment gear. Where do I buy items?
Items, yeah. Items.
One detonator, 3C4.
That's okay.
Man, people get him.
Mr.
Get him, people get him.
I'm here.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I
Can we go to the gap we're going to be up shit but my back back full on
chance
What do I fucking get a bigger backpack?
Shit man, so can I get to get the fucking helicopter dude? I can't buy the C4 I got hold on
items
C4
One C4 charge to three and then a detonator. All right
The butthole come guy is in the tank ramming our helicopter
He's a little buddy, so I'm not gonna do it yet. He's a little buddy. He's a little buddy
I'm not gonna do it again.
Oh shoot, the fuck mom's hungry.
We're all goofy goobers.
This must be a cover or something.
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy
goofy goofy goofy goofy goofy!
I'm a kid you say
I got a pop up. Yeah, back in a pop. We should drop
We're gonna pass that fucking tank to do this shit up. We're fine. We're fine. We're just attacking in two different angles
No!
We lost.
Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no, no!
Wait! Wait, wait! I saved you! I saved you!
Yeah?
Malek!
Malek!
Oh, our helicopter pilot crashed his helicopter.
Malek!
We're coming! We're coming!
Who is it?
Oh!
Team Crash, I got shot!
Oh, it's the guy that called me Mr. Penip!
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
Mr. Peanut, just found out I passed the bar.
And I'm now a licensed Bungaloyer.
Thank you for keeping me sane while studying for the test.
It's time, my boy! It's time! Godspeed!
I think Aaron Yerger just died.
He assisted you. There's someone there.
Our guy just died. There's one more there.
I don't do that. I don't do that. I'm gonna watch it
No
I'm not buying this before
You better watch yourself mr. Soul. I don't mean I remind you what happened to the last helicopter guy
The man remind you what happened to the last helicopter man
Hated to be the shadow rebels
You might have to die. I'm not gonna lie. Give me you
Yeah, I kill myself make sure sir. I'm on the
Red team to I just I'm somebody much to break me and drink my clothes this morning
Hmm
This is a quick revive
I'm sure I'm sure the base of the base
Just a quick revive please I'm poor please please please I have no money
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, I need my stuff, please.
I need no money, I need no money.
I'm trying, I'm trying to buy rents, I'm trying to buy dirty rents.
We're coming, we're coming.
They're about to get by me.
They're under the drill.
They're under the drill.
I didn't wake a little longer.
Help!
Help!
You can scream for help all you want.
You're not getting it.
I'm coming to save you.
Go get it.
You're gonna take all these people.
Take a army to get you now.
I'm going to not be coming to you bastards.
You better fucking be ready.
I'm coming to you.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming for you. Hang on.
Shoot Team Sex the other way, boys.
Shoot Team Sex the other way.
You better get that bottle already, buddy.
I'm waiting for you.
Come on, Team Sex the other way.
Over here. Over here.
Team Sex the other way.
I'm coming for you.
You've been caught, boys. You've been caught.
We're here. Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
How do I get in? Is that Herbert?
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Herbert, come to save me.
They're trying to eat Red Q-Ti-Bot.
What? Damn it, he caught me. He's fucking holding me.
Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No.
No.
No.
We all died.
Nothing failed.
There's two one guys, there's two one guys.
You can save us.
You can save us all.
Well, you got this much.
You got this much.
OK, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Wait, oh, are you there reviving me?
Hey guys, hey guys, how you doing?
Hey guys, how you doing?
Ah, you don't have to turn around.
Nice and slow, just die.
Ah!
Oh, shh!
He had a gun!
He had a gun!
Why, why, why?
I was turning around!
Nice and slow!
I see a little bit of cats.
Honestly, I got an idea.
I got an idea.
You're not to do too much.
I don't need to surround you.
I see a little bit more money.
Oh!
I'm dead. They rest me, I got up, and then they killed me.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Wait a-
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Something ain't right.
Something ain't right.
Coconut, they might have detected my DMA card.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Wait, what?
They might have detected my DMA card.
So I would have used the DMA card, and it hooks up to another computer,
And what it lets you do is see other people through walls without the game because it runs the ramp for the other
It's over for us. Don't worry. Don't worry. I have a specialist. I have a specialist. He can go and take that tower down
We can go and take that tower down. I'm gonna specialist for this
Welcome in
hello hello where the fuck have you been we have a very specific task for you
have you be a very specific dance that we think doesn't involve explosives
does it involve explosives we need you to take down our five all right this is
why I was born Mr. Knoth this is why I was born
yeah although I cannot get into the game
Uh, do you not- wait, oh wait, some of your steemindies are on your right, Lizzie.
Okay, one moment.
Hey, uh, where- how do you find my server on the thing?
Uh, I just joined on either you or Coco.
Wait, if you were saying it's on the main list, but I don't see it.
I joined through this button at the bottom left, this is find server.
I don't understand how other people are finding the server though.
Dude, we gotta go- we gotta go to the fucking sign. Oh, community? Oh my god.
Can you pull me in I'm gonna log in from the other computer, sorry. They got you
No, it's not much west coast is that why it's not showing up? Oh
The nut zone
The Knuck Zone!
I'm hoppin' in.
Thanks guys! I don't know how you guys figured that out before I did.
Consider me I own the server, but thank you boys, thank you gentlemen!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I forgot what he just told me to say a few seconds ago.
Welcome in, Mr. BB, welcome in!
Ah, thank you, thank you. I sent you my Steam 64 ID.
Okay, let me get you on the list.
Why, well, we're very exclusive last,
very exclusive, highly exclusive last.
Apparently we're also allowed to just choose the map too.
I can't tell the difference honestly.
The way I just, the way I think about it is that one of them
has like a pool and like a school and then, no, no, no.
One of them has a stadium and a pool.
Oh, yeah, the stadium, too.
You can see the pool, yeah.
And then you just don't.
Yeah.
So what you want to do is you want to go to server list, press show community, and change
to West Servers.
And then there's some of the nut joe.
Oh, the Nuzon.
Oh, no, I think I think two guys from the green team are about to randomly disconnect.
Oh, no, wait.
Oh, god.
Oh, no.
No, dude, we're gonna lose it. We can't lose this game, dude. Yeah, I'll be right there
Just a coconut. I actually can't see what team people aren't you give me the name
You want you want to give me the name to band? No, not the band just said just to temporarily kick so I get on it
All right, knock out Kentwood knock out cool. Oh, no, no, I don't know. I've seen
Sorry in advance get one come come back later. I just gotta hop in I'm so sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh God speed God speed but you get what I'm sorry get out of here, boy
Get the fuck up out of here. Yeah, I keep doing
It says it says server Q is full filth joint server
Hey, War Dogs guy, what do we do?
No, it's guy.
War Dogs guy, what do we do?
Mr. Wait.
Hold on.
Mr. War Dogs.
Mr. Oh wait, there's a guy right here named Mr. Farting Butt, and it has the War Dogs logo,
so I'm assuming he's deaf?
Probably, probably.
Mr. Farting Butt, what do we do?
What do we do?
I added his steve ID to the white list.
The bombs on people instead this would be perfect John Ward on John Ward on John Ward on how do we get him in here?
Oh, I know you wanted me to fuck that came a whole so bad
This is Richard in you know, I want to put
That guy's that guy's he's got he's got a couple more of those left. He's got a couple more of those left
Um, um, Deb here, you've done, I'd install, well, okay, wait, hold on, wait, okay, what
am I gonna keep this guy, we, I don't know how to get you in.
How far is it, how far is the game?
How far are you guys along the game?
Well, so the answer to the thing is that this is our own server, so next time it's gonna
be the same guys again.
Yeah, right, right, same thing.
Uh, let me, let me, let me take some guy, let me take some guy, what's it?
Okay.
No way! They just chased me! Someone tried to de-doss the server!
No way, dudes! Wow, ban them!
Dude, no way! It didn't even work! It didn't even work!
W war dogs. W war dogs. W war dogs. W war dogs.
W war dogs. Holy crap. This soldier doesn't have any arms or legs!
I don't I don't know I was able to join the queue is full. Hey, I'm not wait. Let me take my guy
Yeah, but your peanut, buddy
Wait, alright, I'll ask you what to do.
Let me get a couple goodies.
I'm switching back to this side.
That dirty communist side.
It's crap.
It's garbage.
I know, I'm ready.
Oh yeah.
I'm ready to make some explosive entrances.
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Of course.
Yeah.
I'm ready to make some explosive entrances.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Of course.
He's texting me back right now.
Oh, Cookin, are you in here?
We're cooking up, we're cooking up.
I think I'm leaving the team here.
You unlock the team.
We're cooking for you.
Uh, unlocked.
Yeah, yeah, unlocked.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Oh, what the hell?
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
I don't see it.
Chop right into the squad.
Chop right into the squad.
It's like a slider.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, uh, I mean he says he's handling it. He's handling it, okay
Thanks, Mike. Thanks, Mike.
Hello.
You have to restart my game?
I don't know. Is that War Dogs?
I don't know. I don't know.
Yeah, I'll restart. I'll restart.
I'll tell him what he text me, but I don't know anything else.
Okay, okay.
Mr. Alan Piment?
Oh, he's mad at me.
Mr. Herrick?
Mr. Herrick?
Mr. Herrick?
Mr. Herrick?
I
Have a parachute
Okay, not coconut. Oh my god. I didn't have a parachute when I took that. I look I'm ready to help. I'm too poor to die
I'm too poor to fucking die to I got two grand. I just saw like five guys get disconnected either the G-DOT started working or
This of John Wardog says a more direct approach
Thank you, mr.
I'm getting picked up, I'm getting picked up.
He's over here, he's over here.
No!
They are literally everywhere in every tower.
We have launched everything.
We have nothing.
Oh my god.
It's the same issue.
But I'm gonna keep trying.
Mr. John Wardogs, I appreciate your help.
I'm for that.
I'm for that.
Fuck it. I'm gonna pencil. I'm gonna pencil. I'm gonna pencil. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh
Okay, okay, are you alive? Yeah, yeah, I'm alive. I'm alive. I need your help. I mean, I'm way way way too poor
Dude, I'm I'm right there, bro. I'm too grand. I'm poor as shit
I gotta pop off this life. Yeah, I mean to as we move together. Let's take that one of those towers together. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm outside
Holy shit
I've got guns take the lead and
You gotta pay so
Holy crap this guy all right. There's a handful on it. I mean to you
Where are you and you would whatever?
13 out of 15 12 out of 15
He pushed you up for a second time.
He did the jam.
And he's keeping people on one at a time.
Hey, there's John Wardog!
Hey, Mr. John Wardog.
Me.
Oh, I didn't get my face back up.
I didn't get my face back up.
That's fine.
We'll just land the helicopter.
Don't worry.
Oh, sweet.
Take us to Tower One.
Tower One, run on the roof.
Is that okay, buddy?
Taken to tower one tower one right on the roof
I know I don't have a parachute!
Well, that's nice.
Why did I get kicked up?
Oh, you're just a normal server disconnect. It happens all the time.
It's a beta. It's a beta. You know, there's some glitches and stuff.
I
See
I don't have a deep enough I could afford one gotta rub your hands
I
Know yeah, boss
I extract that one boss
Well, everyone's dead. Holy shit. Okay, I just bought it. I think we're scrapped
I'm responding. I'm responding. I think we're done. I were dead
I've one more life. I've one more load up. Okay. Yeah, John Wardog just text me yesterday
I will a thousand blessings to Mr. John Warthogs a thousand blessings a thousand blessings
Can you ask him just one more favor mr. Warthogs? Can you kick someone off the green team?
Okay, I am I think I'm good to go. I'm so fucked. I am read
I have nothing. I have genuinely nothing
I have $3,700. I have $3,700. Oh my god, you know what money I had before we played I had a hundred grand
Yeah, I am negative 70
Holy shit
I got a hand at the John War dogs.
John, yes?
Oh, he's incredible.
By the way, we're doing a thing.
If someone kills you like three times or more, just let me know.
You know, chance shot, you know what I mean?
Chance shot, chance shot, chance shot.
Just let me know.
I'm unlocking the Echo 1.
Echo one
I
Will we drop it I see the children
Yeah, yeah, I mean we'll drop with the team and just like run with them
Five guys alive at the circle
Well, we're gonna pop off here that I'm jumping here. I'm gonna land right here. I'm jumping
Oh my god, I'm already being sniped!
I'm gonna hit you with me.
You're shooting us from Tower One.
Thanks for watching.
I'm with you.
This is the rebound first.
the army is it right there let's push up let's push up this fuck right here
too as we push up to that tower enemy right there my mark
I
Move it up, but up
Yeah, yeah enemies right here three behind them
That's what you watch it. But we'll move it
This is you by me
Not sure they're gonna be funny here. Go ahead as much as much one more one more two more
I think I've always got him
I'm going to shoot him.
What's that here?
Oh!
Where was that?
I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
Oh! Mr. Arrant!
Move your guys, move to the wall, move to the wall.
Oh, I'm going to shoot him.
Oh, I'm not shooting anyone.
We were here. I'm all momo fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I'm not looking up. I'm not looking good
Them bodies only we can do the body to the better guys
Mr. Heron
Oh my god, that's a fucking tank.
You know, I can't kill it even with this piece of crap.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back, I'm back.
Back in my bags.
Oh, I got some, I got some, I got some.
Wait a minute, I got some.
Wait a minute.
Here we go.
Here we go.
No no no no no!
Oh that one's cooking!
Ow we're cooking boys!
Ow we're cooking!
One down!
Nice. Gotcha.
You flicking that?
Much better, much better!
I've got a left right here.
was that I went down I went down nice nice nice I'm no I'm no
he's behind you he's behind you I'm okay
dad dad dad come grab me come grab me I'm safe I'm safe yeah yeah
would you say a red I'm gonna cover you mr. Hammond trying to come to you guys
think good as he could just fucking this people are in is one of the finest
soldiers of the team one of the finest man on the green team I would fight
side by side with him any day of the week what a good man what a good soldier
Oh
Shit
We never get the tank
What do we do? You said you'd a little bit more money. He said you like 20,000 and then we go get you for you
Fine. Yeah, you're $20,000. No, I
Oh
I'm dad I'm dad fuck man
Excellent excellent excellent excellent
Excellent. I like when I'm participating in the game and having fun.
I shoot one guy who shoots, you know, he shoots me.
And then a guy playing Yahtzee, with his family for family night over in Nebraska,
picks up a Mosin after many hours of launching around and sipping on some whiskey, of course.
And I...
Load my brains on the back of my head!
Zesty!
Okay, you do Monday night family night judge you up dad
What what are you talking about? I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. You can kill yourself. I
Did okay, I think I have enough maybe for a kid
Oh, yeah
You should be RPGs
No, no, you use the
Wipe your butt after you boom. Yes, come on. You did you take out the thing? Let's go
I just have one request
Of course of course
Course course
I got the RPG
And the RPG that got four extra extubations
Yeah, you do I don't I don't I don't even have a I don't even have money the fucking buy a parachute
Holy shit, holy shit
Yeah, let's go
God, the money!
The pours are around!
I'm balling.
I'm balling.
I'm balling, no practice.
Yelping! Yelping, LeBron James!
Who, are you?
Oh!
I'm a 3-pointer! Oh!
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
This tank goes down tonight!
I guess back at base.
We got the jams going.
I'll begin.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Your names a good day to die boys!
I'm sorry.
Alright coconut, how do I do?
I'm trying to land this bitch up there when it drops.
It's gonna be space.
But I can't do it.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
That's a good one.
It's a tower five right?
I'm going out, I'm going out!
I'm coming in!
I see the tank, I see the tank!
This is my moment, this is my moment.
This is my moment, this is my moment.
This is my moment.
This is my moment, they were seen charging.
Lock in!
I'm going for it!
Oh, no!
No!
Pick up, pick up, pick up!
Well, no, no, no, no!
Damn!
No!
You get rest, you get rest!
No!
Are you trying to take me?
There's that mega slump, please!
Oh, shit!
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!
No!
No, no!
Watch left, watch left, watch left!
No!
He's gone!
Help me, please! Help me, please!
We lost!
No, Jimin's coming to get us! Jimin's coming to get us! We're fine, we're fine!
He's gonna pick me up, I'm gonna shoot the other team, we're good, we're good, we're good!
Jimin, Jimin, come here first, I got an RPG!
Jimin, Jimin, come here first, I got an RPG!
Oh, oh, and it's gone.
Oh
And I just heard that they're repairing the tank
Excellent excellent
Thanks
Coco get on this early dude. I'm in front of the APC. I gotta fucking just get kills dude. I'm coming to you
I'm coming to you. I came in I came up by anything
Don't go anywhere just wait wait
I got 300,000
That was the Hail Mary right there, guys.
That was the two seconds on the clock.
Hail Mary right there.
You gotta accept the three-kills-of-the-holy-kills
on the clock.
Hail Mary, did you just see that?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
I just wanted someone to get it.
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself.
Well...
Mr. Judge!
I saw you out there, Mr. Judge!
I saw you go that hill, Mary brother, and I couldn't be more proud!
Oh, shit.
Oh, God, everything you need...
Wait, hold on, hold on, don't pick him up.
Habibi, don't pick him up.
I'm loading him, Habibi, hold on.
I'm taking a shit.
What?
I got a sub.
Hey, Habibi, let's go.
Habibi, get out of here.
Really?
Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here, get out of here.
Oh, shit, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I feel horrible!
I feel so bad.
Uh, Casual Teasing War.
I can't some teasing what I mean I saw one more heel for you know what I mean I
could have healed them but you know what cook was probably better with that gun
anyway it is what it is well it is what it is
my purpose like it's dead but oh fucking shot at you watch
Oh
That's first down boys, first down, here you go.
Not the fuck up.
I'm no fortunate son, no, no, no.
Is that the right way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm scared.
Oh, the city's got a wall.
And when you ask him how much can he give,
Oh, he'll answer my whole body.
It ain't me.
Come on, come on, come on.
It ain't me.
I'm no fortunate son, no, no, no.
No!
I can't shot her.
Let's ride, boys!
There's another one.
Please stop!
Fuck you, Damariants!
I am a beautiful singer!
You are just jealous!
You are jealous!
You would never have the both of us at me!
No! No! No!
No! No! No!
For America!
I'm coming in, boys!
Move it up a little more, move it up a little more so we can jump on it.
Where's he going to jump on it?
Give me a second.
Fuck this guy, he's not playing there, he's fucking bottomed.
Brother, just bring it closer, I'll give you a big kick.
Just bring it closer, it's not me.
Are you guys going to take it anywhere?
God, give me this petty bro.
Oh, he's better though bro.
You're not fucking my thing.
Give me this petty bro.
Oh shit, I see it, I see it, I see it.
Yeah!
I like that you son of a bitch!
Put this guy over here.
I like that!
How is it not dead?
You're gonna murder holy shit.
Oh shit.
It's undead!
How many did he just kill you?
I'm on adventures, I'm on adventures!
I'm on a big ocean!
Yeah, there's people next to the APC.
Give me the explosives! Give me the explosives!
Take that, take that boys!
I think we can get there.
Oh god, what do I do?
I'm inside the farm, I'm inside the farm.
Oh, this is fucking hell!
Turn on one here, turn on one.
I
Just like 30 much dead over here
That's red team has 80 points. How are we losing how we lose it right now?
I'm killing myself. Oh
My god, there's so much more going on here dude
boys boys we are lucky you're lucky they said you know what let me try to get
myself a day
we'll get him next time boys we we got this lock it was open get on the APC get an APC
Mr. Tina, can you use your president privileges and help us win the game?
I'm sorry that would be dishonorable that would be dishonorable the green team
fight with honor good check they're
mortaring so hard I don't care if we're
in the heat of yeah careful big
I'm just gonna get the orders.
Come on, I need you around too.
I'm just gonna get you.
I'm just gonna get you.
God speed, children.
Oh God!
Oh, you were dead, shit.
I love you, Mr. Nile.
Thank you, Richard, thank you, Richard.
HIT THEM SLOT!
Come on, boss!
Oh, you're here, huh?
Well?
Well?
Huh?
Did we get so emotional?
We were too emotional.
Are we there yet?
Yeah, I'm gonna be...
That was the one.
Come on, boss.
Come on, boss.
Come on, boss.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Yeah, this was a...
Oh, man.
This was my first game.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Black again.
Black again.
Black again.
Black again.
Black again.
Excellent.
I think I found the reason why we're losing.
Perhaps, perhaps, it's still shrouded in mystery.
Oh, just shrouded in mystery.
Oh my God, dude!
This water is just raking it in!
Okay, now it's in the water.
Wait, let's knock it over and it'll repair.
Knock it over.
Oh, there we go!
And follow me, boys, follow me, Dag.
We're heading on out!
26. Yeah, we get it. We get it. Oh, we might have these boys.
I'll grab it. I'll grab one. I'll grab one.
Right to the hot zone, bud. Right to the hot zone.
Well, Kevin has tickled in my neck.
You and your sunglasses were looking as mo-
But, Mike, I guess that was in the-
Everyone had sunglasses on.
The fuck?
No, there's a country knife in it. I want to fuck.
I don't mind all-
Really, the sunglasses racist.
I'm gonna chop her.
You're gonna have some rest tomorrow.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
What's the hit? What's the hit?
Where the fuck grenade goes off?
Uh, where's my chopper?
I'm gonna have to go.
I'm gonna have to go.
I'm gonna have to go.
One exam.
One exam.
I'm gonna kid a few.
One exam. Let's go.
Oh my god, he's here.
Just fucking shoot him. Just fucking shoot him.
He's shooting me.
He's teaching a lesson.
Dude, he's just shooting.
I'm ahead of the odd, Doug.
A baby, a baby's coming up here.
I'm ahead of the odd, Doug.
We're coming. We're coming right behind you.
I'm going in!
The target, this guy's dead.
The red will always win.
Not on our lock in.
Lock in, lock in.
I'm up in the face!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, I'm not even lying to him.
It's over. It's over.
But these guys are too good.
These guys are too good at the game.
These guys are too good at the game.
They're too good.
They have not stopped playing since the beta came out.
We're refreshing.
Everybody's getting kicked out of this game.
I want sinners.
I want, I want sinners.
I want, I want, I want garbage.
I want crap.
I want poop.
I want the single dad playing on an Xbox controller
in his living room with his wife yelling at him.
That's who I wanted the red team.
I'm fucking running on foot. I hope I'm in good luck.
You're running on foot? Yeah. I don't know the hell I'm running in.
What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
You're not even in the main circle!
Wait, where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
Oh shit, oh yeah, you're dead. So why are you talking? Why are you talking if you're dead?
You can revive me again, and I got another one. It was a misclick. We can understand this. Come together.
It's a quick revive. A quick revive would do wonders for me. A quick revive would do wonders.
It's a quick revive would do wonders. Thank you gentlemen, thank that very kind of you. Oh, very juicy as you have.
That's a very nice thing. Okay. Oh
No worries
Actually tap it for sure action that it's a shirt
Big deep forever motherfucker. I
Got a tank here. Why don't you guys go? There's it. Oh, there's a tank here by the way
There's a tank
Was there a tank?
Yes, yes, there's a thing
Why don't you say it was a 10?
Dude, I've got no money.
How do you guys have no money?
I have nothing.
I have nothing.
I have nothing. I have nothing and no one.
I have nothing and nobody loves me.
I have nothing and nobody loves me anymore.
Okay.
I'm trying to say mine.
You're a good man. You're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're gonna take my last son with my last one.
Mr. Aaron, thank you.
I'm gonna get him for the last time.
Also, I'm gonna get him for the last time.
Oh, shit.
I've got one, thank you, sir.
All right, guys, we're head not over.
I don't know if it's gonna make a difference, but we're...
Why is there a gift of, excuse me,
with the fattest triple D rack I've ever seen
in my life and my twin jack?
Mm.
I
Do this
Are you guys you guys the hydro get you're pulling it we were pulling up. We're pulling up. We're pulling it. We're pulling
Me boys. I mean we get the vehicle get the vehicle we gotta go
He's still out of other
I cook are you ready?
Yeah, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming
Oh, wait
What?
Can we win?
Right here
Hmm, looking pretty slim
God's looking pretty slim
What the fuck is that?
God's looking good boys
I can't even get in
God's looking good
I can't
Try it again, try it again
To the zone boys, to the zone!
We're on the way, we're on the way, we're on the way, we're on the way, we're on the way.
We're coming right down, please hang on.
Well, it didn't make it, but we were on the way.
Yeah, we're coming.
Weeah!
We went here we went here we went here
We're kicking everyone for the game we're resetting new guys new guys these guys are better than me
He's got better than me, and I don't like that. They're better than me, and I don't like it. I'm kicking him
I'm kicking them. I'm thinking I can't believe it
Is there a kick-all button?
Let me see.
How many there is?
Oh, wait, hold on, wait, wait, what happens here?
Hey guys, what map is this?
Oh, this is a brand new map. This is a brand new map. Yeah, it's just a phone. That's in Missouri. I think
We're this come out
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this map come out. I
Don't know. I am mr. John Wardogs
It just now
Are we doing just about right now? It literally just came on. It's a oh apparently this is not supposed to be out yet. Oh
September 10
Shit wait John war dogs John war dogs John war dogs John war dogs John war dogs
is the word dogs please just a moment just a word please okay this is what we do I'm gonna
kick everyone from the game and get all the people okay all right we also get kicked out
No, no, no, no, no, I'm just I'm doing I do it one by one
All right, okay, I'm back. I'm back. What stops people from
I'm taking all the red guys
Hey, no, wait, actually, no
Oh, so he actually banned that one guy. Oh, is it?
Oh, sit. I'm not too good at this. Oh god. God forgive me. What forgive me this would forgive me
I'm not too good at this.
Don't forgive me, don't forgive me.
Don't forgive me, I'm not too good at this.
Don't forgive me.
I'm just clicking random names in present kick.
Mmm.
I think I've got like 20 so far.
Gotta keep clicking.
Almost done.
Almost, it's gonna kick like 20 more.
Really shake things up a bit.
There we go.
Couple more, couple more.
Couple more.
Couple more, it's gonna be like five more.
Five more.
Oh, definitely accidentally banned that guy.
Oh well.
Well, mistakes, mistakes happen in the heat of passion.
Mistakes happen in the heat of passion, what can I say?
All right, okay, all right, I kicked like 40 guys.
That should shake it up a little bit.
That should shake it up a little bit.
Shake it up a little bit.
Now, we're going to the green.
Are you trying to get in the green?
Yeah, I'm on green.
I'm greened up.
You're greened up.
Oh
I'm gonna I'm gonna mute up for the first 10 minutes. I'm gonna just rally the troops to get a fob going and then I'll join
And I was the 16,000 or our armor pilot, and I can't get
Right here, no you ain't no you ain't no you ain't I see
Your name is literally on the list right here. I see it on my screen. No, you ain't
Hey, let me go
Yeah, okay, oh this yet the the figures glitch I can't force anyone to into any faction so we either get it if we got
Hmm
We kick the guys from the picture
Well, we kick that guy where we get the guys from that faction together back boys what up?
All right, we're trying to join me right now
Start a squad to start squad. Have I been drinking beer? Hey, hold on. This was a new be at our champion
Hey, have I been drinking beer?
I'm gonna have like fetal alcohols and never something cool to say. I don't even remember doing that.
Have I been drinking a beer?
No I haven't. Oh yeah that's what I'm thinking. I don't think I have. Have I been drinking?
I don't think I did.
Oh, now when you get one, when a bunch of other green diamonds are used, I thought you had
a straw.
That's my water.
That's my water.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
one, plus one, plus one, yum. Oh, I suck at food activity. Okay, someone on the green team
was getting kicked. Deal with it. Deal with it. Darkle my balls. Someone on the green
team was getting kicked. I'm getting in there. Hmm. Hey, I'll be be be be be be be be. Yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want you to press tab go to scoreboard and pick some other green team. You hate the most
Hey, oh, oh, I got one for you. Oh, I got one. I got one for you. It's so good
Coco, what's his name that guy with the moseon upset something upset something?
Yeah, the butthole come guy. No, no, no, no, no, I stole a moseon from me when people let it go
I'm keeping that guy keeping that guy choose another guy
You won't let it go. Choose another guy. Choose another guy. Someone else. Anyone else?
Uh, pick Simply Dan. Simply Dan?
Yeah, get us that. I'm gonna get him out of here. I don't even know that guy.
Wait, I'm taking him.
Sorry, Simply Dan. Which one? Which one must be done?
What? Wait. Wait, what? What?
Wait, what? What? We lost. What happened?
Peter, what'd you do?
You should be starting the game. What'd you just do?
You started the game
That was if not the greatest start to a game ever
No, I did nothing. I did nothing
The whole the whole blue team cheated
the whole blue team cheated.
We lost again.
We are impressed with your match, okay?
Wait, is it gonna work?
But it's on the new map and I can't choose a new map.
It's on the list.
What about this force?
Hold on, what about this force?
Maybe over and over again.
Wait, maybe they restarted it because they realized,
maybe John Wardog's notice.
Wait, do you think so?
He's like, we can't be on this map.
Well, I don't know.
Did you do it?
Oh my, no, he actually just text me.
What'd he say?
That's an unreleased map, worldwide reveal.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, that's good, that's good.
Sorry, John Wardog, sorry, my bad.
My bad.
John Wardog's?
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I lost like clearly playing in that match, John Wardog.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, John Wardog.
It's only fair, John Wardog.
I lost a huge fortune.
My mom is homeless.
I will kill you at a random moment as punishment.
You won't see it coming.
Oh, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird.
John Wardog, John Wardog, kill one of these guys.
Kill one of these, I wasn't even in the game.
I wasn't even in the game, kill one of these guys.
I do nothing.
I do anything.
Pick one, Tokenant.
No!
Tokenant, kill Tokenant, kill Tokenant,
Tokenant, Tokenant, Tokenant, Tokenant, Tokenant.
I have no money, please, John Wardogs, go do it.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, he won't even see it coming.
Won't even see it coming.
You have to take me to follow the sword for me.
Do it.
Die this one time.
Bibi.
Bibi.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Swords you know that I didn't choose you, right?
Right?
Oh, I thought you did for a second.
When the game restarted, I was like, wait, did he just kick me?
No, I didn't choose you Hibibi because you would have taken him down with you and everybody was in a 24 radius
I am fucking said of it
I would have taken down the whole sort of it. Yeah, this whole bitch out. Huh?
Yeah, he's a madman
I still can't get the fucking green team!
That's it start naming people on the green team.
Dude, start kicking people again.
Who's on the green team? Name someone, name someone on the green team.
Push it.
whoever you took my spot past it who's on the big team who's on the big team
you got a big guy baby baby you are not being very yeah yeah yeah I'm trying
I'm trying to rally the fucking true big big so will the fucking great day
Listen, there's a guy called Hey, H-E-I, I'm sorry, Hey, I'm sorry, Hey, I'm so sorry,
Hey, you seem like a really nice guy.
Someone took the spot!
Pick another guy!
Listen, man, you're trying to get the fucking hell out of this game.
Pick someone else!
Pick someone else!
Pick someone else!
How about a Hunterboy365?
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, okay.
I
So I took the spot again listen, I'm flying one more
That guy was on my helicopter dude, oh my god
Listen, I'm gonna pick one more. I'm going one more shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I just turned the red to you by accident, okay, okay, I'm kicking, I'm kicking Lolo.
Kick Rimjabi, kick his ass.
Okay, got it, Rimjabi, got it.
He's not here.
Alright, you in?
No, I didn't, people keep taking the spot as soon as I, guys stop taking the spot!
I don't do motherfuckers!
Kick Hobbit, kick Hobbit.
Hobbit?
Okay.
How many was even on our team?
Well, I think he left.
I think he literally left our team.
Kick sweater boy, sweater boy.
Okay.
Oh, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
There we go, boys.
There we go.
I just died.
What if you mean he's died?
Maybe I jumped out the plane and the helicopter is flying.
rotor killed me what else jumping out the hobby me can you please pick me up
please you I cannot believe we just leave the new map I by the way guys I
wasn't even in that map so you guys just prepare you guys prepare to get
clipped and beyond on Twitter tonight big I died I the helicopter rotor blade
killed me what else how does that even work
where are you coming from this guy's coming to get me Aaron Jager's coming
delivering supplies oh shit actually is the hobbit up I'm sorry mr. Hobbit I had
the game please forgive me please forgive me I gotta do a light kit I don't have
enough money for a full one
I
Was dropped off a bunch of guys at Tower 4 Tower 4 ours
What are you doing, Danis, and in the fucking game with us?
What the hell? Didn't he like...
Wasn't that guy like, didn't he post the out of his fight with my Perry?
Right away?
Did he?
Yeah, he was supposed to play with my Perry.
Yeah, he was supposed to...
The day of the fight, he dipped.
He didn't show up to the waves.
I mean, dude, honestly, I wouldn't fight my Perry out of there.
That would've killed him.
He would've got fucking killed.
He wouldn't have killed my Perry.
He would have got fucking killed, he knows it too.
I'm gonna lose this one.
I'm gonna lose this one.
We are not losing this one.
We are not losing this one.
Is it far, Bob?
Brad, see what he's gonna do.
Listen, guys, what do you think Hodges is gonna say?
What?
Oh, I've needed this all the time.
What do you think Hodges is gonna say tomorrow
when he finds out that we got our own private server
and Red has won every bad since it's on it?
What do you think he's gonna say?
He's gonna make fun of us.
He's gonna call us stupid.
Maybe he's not a sushi red tea.
No, no, what?
Did you just say, absolutely not.
We agreed teeth forever, Mr. Habibi.
You crazy?
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, I think Dillion Danis is in the game.
You serious?
I don't know, there's a guy named Dillion.
I mean, he's got a Dillion D.
Is he a Dillion Danis, not Dillion?
God damn it.
check so fast why did you check so fast no I just I didn't check anything you were
just saying billion his name is Dylan oh yeah it's Dylan Dylan now I know you're
just lying your day to get all right what you guys at hmm take the one with
I'll show that squad real quick. So hop on in.
Coco. Oh yeah, I'm coming.
I'm in. I'm in.
I'll start getting people out.
Hey, there's a tank on us. You serious already?
There's a tank on me. There's a tank on me. What the fuck?
I don't have any C4. I don't have any money to buy C4.
I'll repeat it. Don't let me die.
I don't even have money for the vibrators.
oh my god do we want it to be a lot oh my god
Do I want to lock the squad between those three?
Yes.
You aint, you aint, you aint, Nate?
Alright, hop in, hop in here.
I got four, I got four on me.
Hop in the fucking squad so I can close this shit.
Come in.
Thank you, Mr. Eric.
Guys, I don't know what you about the tank, we're all too poor to deal with it.
dude it's a cheat code like I don't know what to do we don't know what you have
anybody to take it down I come up by what you need I'll buy you wouldn't need
if you're at base I'm landing at base there's grab 64 and detonate it you just
said you were a base boys up I just rallied the entire fucking team peak
well congratulations there's isn't there's any this help with the tape thing
Are you just talking about your ass?
No.
No, no, no.
It doesn't help with the tank thing.
All right, sounds good.
OK.
It does not help.
But where are you?
We're next to the tank.
Wait, what do you mean?
I can't see you.
I see you over there.
I'm dead.
Ah!
Ah!
I killed five.
I killed five over here.
I'm dead.
There's guys in the bathroom thinking of poop.
Gotcha.
Dude, this fucking tank.
We're gonna die wrong that we're all dead. Holy fuck. Come at me
Okay, I'm yet don't worry
Where are you?
I'm still I'm working on it
I'm gonna fuck you so hard
Fuck me. Fuck you so hard.
Don't fuck me, then. Don't fuck me, dude.
Holy sick, go get that. Get your fancy ladies!
Shut up, shut up, shut up. There's a guy coming. There's a guy coming. Get on.
Get that before I come.
Fuck him.
I
Let the tickle the edge of the doors I didn't have to tank
You may rise up a building I'm scared. I'm scared
Get him get him get me
Be loaded be loaded right on me right on me in the house
Coconut
Yes, mr. Peanut
What do we do what do we do what do we do?
What do we do Coco?
I'm a spawn in and
Dude, where's that guy with the rocket?
It's Mr. Pete. It's Mr.
Pete is the one that gave us the rocket on just last time
There were
Yeah, I'm so
That tank is just that tank just blew my ass open like I
I didn't really think it was pretty much. I don't know what to do.
I don't have any money and I don't have anything to take on the tank.
I don't even have money to buy like a kid.
Congrats
I'm not gonna lie to you. I didn't hear the fake part. I just said congratulations. So I said it will kill people
I have no money
Yeah, I'm fucking naked out of care
I'm getting in the hell I'm getting early. I've got nobody. I've got nobody
I got a kid. I'm landing the heli and I'm gonna grab the kid
We're fucked. We're so fucked.
So they can steal someone's loot.
broken every game you play I'm working on it I'm working on it I am working on it
and I that is for me or that did you see that too are you serious I can grab
RPGs now so baby come pick us up this guy just fucking died mom who killed us
I know there's got to be something going on because get up was there yesterday. Yes, you just
did everybody. He went and got next. No, I don't want to kill them. So I killed him.
So no, you look at the judge. Somebody killed him. What a teammate. We will kill him. No,
maybe come pick me up. Come pick us up. Okay, I'm coming and I'm bringing RPG.
Who's John Ward on wait, I think I think John Ward on killed him with the console commands
I'm going to get some fucking tank with a slingshot
Thank you, Mr.
Maybe thank you. I see what am I doing? I have nothing. I just killed myself five minutes ago. What am I up to?
Fucking hear me. I'm naked is there maybe I'm bringing an RPG
Wait, you're gonna go all come take it once you die
Yeah, you're talking to me about dying? You're dead right here with me, fucker!
Fuck you!
And you know what? Fuck that Gandalf guy too!
Fuck little pee!
But fuck the air!
Yeah.
Fuck the fucking air! That's loudness!
Fuck these trees!
I'm coming guys!
Fuck the motherfucking ground!
I'm coming, I'm on the way!
I'm coming to the road when you grab him. When he picks you up.
Hold on gentlemen hold on gentlemen. I just gotta give cook with something cook. Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
I gotta get I gotta get I don't come here come here though come here. Okay. Well, why are you right by a spotter and get your bread out?
Hmm. Oh shit, what the fuck I don't space for this. I mean give it to peanut. Oh, yeah, but why?
I'm gone. I'm gone. Yeah, you left. I killed myself drop drop the kid grab that look it grab the rock
Hello, oh my god. I think what was down?
That's a bigger backpack. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I heard somebody was d-dossing the void for the whole game
Like I can only hold one RPG. What the hell?
Hmm. Yeah, I'm loving this. Hmm. Yeah, I have no space for this a baby
I got a backpack with a lot of room. I can take like two of them.
Hey, come here. Come here. Take these RPGs.
I'm gonna lay down. Oh, I don't have a parachute.
Guys, if I jump out, will you guys revive me?
Wait, fly us right over that other helicopter bunch.
Oh, wait. Oh, shit. Wait, we're down.
Wait, we're gonna jump out and you revive me, all right?
What are we up to?
What are we up to?
What are we planning?
We're up to something big.
We're up to something big, guys.
I'm gonna walk this until you guys...
I've got to get here as many.
I've got to get here as many.
I've got two. I've got two.
I can drop you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I've got a ball there.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Alright, where are we going?
We're going to the day
Building for our for our for I will kill the same as the last damn thing I do I
Will kill this take if it's the last thing I do
Tell me you have a fucking parachute P. No. Oh
I was too bored of my
Change tactics never never see what we're gonna keep doing the same thing until it
We gotta go tower four and don't let us get shot by that by the take boys
There it is I see the take northeast or something's up. Hey, what's up? He's out these on the road south. He's on the road
He's got a land of things
There's just a lot going on over here
Fuck you
You had to be poor
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? I'm picking up a baby six
No, we had to defib you cook it. How do you know I'm a deep in one day to the game?
People that's not how you level that up
All right, we're all good. We're all good. All right, everybody's good. Everybody's good. Sorry. Not bad you guys
All right, I'm going to kill a shake stand back stand back
This guy really doesn't like me, dude
This guy really does not fucking like me, man. Can you hear voice chat? Yeah. Yeah, I think yours is yours is gone
No, the minds go away. Let me see if I can turn back on
Where's this fucking tank?
It's actually rockets in a crate. Yeah, and RPGs. I think is it working. Oh
You should take anywhere
I
Guys that in the window, are you taking where by
Marked it in the house
We the take is in the house. Oh, there's a kick inside that house for you. Oh
Hey, cool. Go. What are you doing? Where you go?
We gotta go to take I'm the guys over here the guys over here
I
Got to be got to be good
Well, what I'm dead, I'm dead
Are you dead peanut? No, I'm alive. Okay, okay
I'm getting up here. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Can you pick the tank again?
I don't know where the tank is.
Oh, she had...
Got another one, got another one!
Gotcha!
I'm coming to you guys.
I'm the pooper, I'm the pooper!
I need you over here quick!
There are three squares.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Dude, I'm coming.
I'm coming immediately.
Oh, there's something.
I need the backpack.
You can have it. You can have it.
You can have it. You can have it.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm waiting in this house so I can see the tank.
I'll see you the way.
It's scared.
It's scared of a power.
Where are these guys?
Upstairs down the hall.
He's dead though.
Are they in my building?
They're below you, below you, below you, I think.
Below me?
Oh
We have this gear stop okay, okay, you play good game
No, I got one got one
Because I'm actually a buddy this round. I'm gonna be my buddy back here
Where are they coming from?
What is this guy up to?
I'm going down stairs, find that guy.
I'm going to get a couple more kills to live on before I'm out of here.
Scope
More dogs
Uh, I guess I'm trying to get some money. So I'd actually buy a kid only working out slowly working up you positive
I
I
Come to me don't drop it to me now. Don't drop me. He's right out. We take that we're taking
We take mistake is this the tank is it blown up? Hey, buddy blown up
Hold on
He's locking it
I'm down cuz he got right outside that wall around it
She nobody
She don't
There's people in the building. He's just 200 south of us 200 guy guy guy
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead outside the wall. I'm coming towards you. I hear he's in the
rocks. He's pushing up to the wall right now.
Oh, she got me. I don't see. I don't see. I don't see.
Buddy, cover me. I'm going to go grab Coco. Cover me.
Oh, there's a guy around somewhere around you, baby.
You have the G-Fib?
Where the hell is everyone at?
Someone's right on me. I'm up. I'm up.
oh my god listen mortars are coming in hot back up holy shit we gotta move
out of here we gotta get the fuck out of here
Mortar is coming in hot. We've got to move, boys.
Oh, what the hell is going on?
Anybody want that building over there?
I don't know. I've seen it. I don't know.
Oh, I see one!
Behind the rock, behind the rock right there.
Did you get him? Did you get him?
You work, you work.
You work.
I'm coming.
This is why I'm stopping him up for you.
Just know that.
Right, Coco?
Coco, this is why I'm stopping him up for you.
Hey, that water was just hitting right where I was standing.
Oh, my God.
Lucky I moved.
Oh, that could have been a bad situation.
That could have been a bad situation.
little people here yes you need me oh my god no enemies in sight no
Cheers, cheers.
Oh, G8 boys, cheers boys.
Oh, I'm getting chapped.
Oh, oh.
You're one more campioness, boys.
You're just laying down.
Happy campioness.
Open to good people of magical activities.
Magical activities.
I'm counting your campions, buddy.
I'm counting your campions, boys.
You're one more left.
One more left.
Careful. Coco, is that you next to me?
Happy birthday, Grinch. Open to good people.
What what's up?
I bought to your right. There's a guy by a wood pile sniping to the right
He's that out to your left. All right. He's dead. Okay. All right. Yeah, I think I might be the worst sniper ever
I can't see anyone
I might be blind or something
I
Follow me get all of you boys perfect
A guy where I've been looking for the last five fucking minutes fantastic fantastic
All right, there you have it boys. I am blind. I've given you blind
Okay, I can't see anyone
I
Don't know how they do it. I don't know how they do it. I'm just a sniper. I'm can't see a single human being on the planet
Because you gotta be a little bitch play like them. I see everybody. Oh, you gotta be hiding behind some wood pile some bushes
build a little fort made out of fucking
2x4's 2x4's 2 3 workbench you see
Okay guys it's the same guy again it's the same guy it's the third take that guy is
I don't know I'm gonna I'm gonna try to put a C4 on
Banding for having a tank y'all power trip. That's a really good idea. I'm gonna ban for having a day
There you go, you have to get this thing. Thank you, boys. Thank you my boy
I
Banned the tank guy
Sending someone to you. I'm sending something sure. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Sure
No, I've been the gunner I've been his gunner I've been his gunner
He's just driving around he's driving around he doesn't got it right now. I see him. I see him I
I gotta somehow figure out a way to roll over to him, I need these on him.
There's no, I didn't ban him because he's a steam sniper, I ban him because he's ugly.
No ugly people, no ugly people on the server.
It's a rule, new rule for the peanut server, new rule for the peanut server, no ugly people,
no ugly people.
Sorry, you bet you didn't pass the ugly text and pass the ugly text
Then you sell my very handsome. I'm very handsome. Oh
Thank you, mr. Who you're good man water
Let's meet let's go back go back. I'll buy you an RPG go back. Oh, well, it went back right now
I do have it up for a new kid I might be I'm gonna revive. Let me give you one more time. Give me one time
Okay, there's guys
Perfect all right, so I'm killing myself and then I'm doing the same in the game. All right, I'm hopping back
I'm hopping back to the base
No, no, I need a real kid. I see I'm not funny for real kid now for the first time this game
I'll be behind here. Did you care yourself? Yeah, I'm good
Couple goodies couple goodies is to you
Nice to see you
Oh goodies I would run
Use a box wheels up
Hey, I'm gonna be I'm gonna miss you something. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah
Why are you always dead it's been a very rough couple of lies, but it's about to turn around
the wind is about to go in our stales the other direction the last seven
minutes you didn't even hit one shot at the enemy but I tried I tried my best
and that is what matters most
I don't remove this way when you zoom in with the six x the pit
Oh, oh, oh, hey, you just give me the other gun.
Check this out, it's the butthole come guy.
He just kicked me out of the gunner.
It's the butthole come guy.
It's the butthole come guy.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
I'm gonna try fixing my point again
so I can tell him off.
I can, wait dude, there's still,
guys, I just wanna make it noted,
there's still 24 people doing what it's to me.
Okay, there's still 24 people in the server right now doing what should be
suck on that
Have you do a little bit of voice chat me name?
Yeah, my voice is not working
This guy's saying are you already tell you what they're saying
Where's it?
Peanut I want some dick
And he said, I'm the butthole come guy and he said, if you don't listen to me, he'll come in your asshole.
Ah, perfect.
I'm gonna try and talk again when we don't get to hear me.
Uh, Kukuna, can you hear me right now?
Did you hear me?
I heard you, but you can't hear me.
Uh, butthole come guy!
Fuck yourself!
He's the butthole come guy.
Are you in the front seat by chance?
You drive, wait, is he driving or is the other guy driving?
I don't know, if you can't forget about the job.
Yeah, 100%
Oh, come guys, same guy with a Mosin?
You still banning people who are better than you,
you see, that's the only people I ban.
I keep everybody that's worse than me.
That's why I want the server to be good with.
I ban everyone who's better than me, buddy.
Everybody who's better than me.
It's the man, it's the man.
It's new tech, it's new tech, it's new tech.
I jumped.
It's new technology, it is new technology.
I get it boys like it it if you see is up by the way we gotta get to the hot
Sun man we are losing bad we are losing bad boys we gotta get in there
we honestly aren't like losing sides bad I thought we went with all those tags
I mean really down like a boy
I see my see what the hill he's out
To be top
We're just jumped out to the southeast
I got it
Yeah for the bush is slowly
Shit.
Oh, there's diapers right up here. Right up the other bridge.
He's gonna be pouring probably, I bet.
I think he just died.
Right in front of us, right in front of us, at the church.
Where?
I left my shots.
Oh, we got some goodies. Come with me, come with me, come with me.
Grab some goodies, grab some goodies.
Oh no, no, no, no, run! Run!
I got you. I got you.
You dead? We don't have much.
I'm gonna pick up. I'm gonna pick up. I'm good.
I'm gonna head over to you.
We're getting fucked up from that church.
We gotta infiltrate that church right now.
Head over. Head over.
What are you doing to the bushes?
Look at that.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
I push, push, push, push, God!
They're in the truck, I think they're in the truck.
Move it up, move it up.
There's another tank boys.
One down, one down.
One down, one down, one down.
This is A.
I
Realize what's happening. I realize what's happening when I banned the guy from the take it was it was the guy shooting the take
We don't actually know who's buying the take if you're my fuck
How do we figure that out? How do we know who's buying the take?
I don't
I
Really we both take we both think we get his name we grab RPGs we bought the tank we get his name and
Strike you think we think
Yeah, we got a medic on the way be don't die
Oh
We got medics we got that oh rep is that never mind. Oh, no that guy's dead. Okay. Our boys are going through a big
It's what we're using a tank amazing. No, we already told you he's too ugly
This is a razz no ugly people. It's a no ugly people rule
Also, no fatties. I already the fat bitch. No fatties. You know, we had a bad. I'm just too fat
This tank is fucking unreal.
The tank is fine! The tank is completely fine!
How do we fight tanks?
Hey, can we get a drill down?
Anybody know how to get a drill down?
Uh, no, we- I thought you were the drill guy.
You're the one that knows how to do that.
I don't know how to do these little things.
What about Hunchy's bad from the server?
He's bad. Hunchy's bad too.
No fatties. No fatties.
Hunchy's bad too.
Straight to us, dude.
dude okay I'm killing myself fuck this I got nobody
but I'm gonna go APC go APC I hope so we got it oh yeah okay
yeah I can what do they need to build it
chat there's one the drill at the bottom we actually I might have money for
like to see for an ankle wait wait wait wait wait wait can you
actually see where do you money yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm coming
Before you buy me
I went to twitch whisper you there for a second. I'm grabbing three. I got three C4. I got these people in one day
I've been up in up in up in up in I've been I got dinner items you get three C4
You see one
The top of this one we yet yeah, I got a PC a PC
I just wanted that's one of them
All right, I'm out. I'm at the APC it's a killer takes you can't use RPGs RPGs only for planes to kill takes you
We're getting raided.
There's people outside, Pete. There's people outside.
Where? Where? Where?
Hey, PC. Hey, PC. We're getting raided.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm here. Look at that.
Fucking...
Do you want to come up here? Yeah, I'll take them.
You little peep.
Fuck.
Looking at looking?
Oh, I... see nothing!
Wait, is that okay?
Is that...
Oh my God!
Well?
Was that you, Hupyp?
Big L.
No, no, no.
What?
Did you beat the privilege?
I'm upset as well.
All right, we're gonna try and build...
I think the privilege was clear, boys.
Let's go for the take, yeah?
Yeah, I don't know where it is.
I think it was a take.
I think it was Hupyp blowing up.
No, there definitely was a take.
I saw right there.
We're the church
Hey, how are you?
I heard that it only takes three C4 to both the takes that means we each have one chance to do this
Just throw okay, you know you're not you see for right?
No, no, no, what do I do? So check what number your your C4's binded to. Oh shit. Good kill good kill
Your what number is your your detonated bind to?
It's it's three three real wait. Oh, it's real. It's what you do is pull out three
Right click three times with those C4 and then you press left click detonate got it got it got it got it
And I'll see just sacrifice your life. Yeah, even if you're ready to take this blow it up
I'll come around yeah, yeah, I'll get it fucking
I can't be waffles it how does a peanut hold a gun where are we on the map right now I'm here
Don't worry. I just wrap it around there like a worm
Take sweet right up here with exit search. Oh, you watch right here. We're rich southeast southeast
Yeah, right here
Oh
They know we're coming
If you get close you do it, but we should say split
It's you take I see I see I see I see I'm going
I'm being told that there's new tech.
I'm going ahead!
Oh shit, he's gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me! No!
It's not time.
I got one C4 up on the tech!
Blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it!
I got one C4, I got one C4!
I gotta heal, I gotta heal!
I'm low, I'm low, he's shooting me!
Are you gonna be okay?
I'm dead, I'm dead, oh my god.
No, no, no, no!
Should we cook it up? I gotta check into my shop.
Oh no, he's looking right at me!
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna die.
It's over.
It's over.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
We need to fuck the C4.
That shit's like fucking...
You know, the launchers can do anything.
That's what my buglers are telling me.
It has to do nothing.
Oh, no way.
Culo, Culo, come grab me!
Culo, we're gonna swap.
Yeah, is it only C4 that can take out a tank?
My God.
What about drones?
What?
What do you mean?
28 be 40 be 40 oh yeah guys we go we're gaining points right now yeah yeah
we did we didn't work right there oh my guy my time doesn't quite get out of
game works but but thank you for my picture we're women we're women they
were winning we're winning mm-hmm oh yeah I rebut the C4 out fucking dude
Hey, it's not in vote in look me to myself. I don't have any money
I'll get you a gun. Just look one with me. I'm fine. We have a heli right here
Oh, good watch good watch like that zero the zero dollar guns zero dollar backpack. I got we took rest in C4
I have it up for like a little bit first. I can give you my C4
You know, wait, wait, wait. Why don't you just drop me off back at my stuff? I'll just grab myself. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go
I got a patient. Nothing else.
Let's go. Let's go.
Hey, Mr. 16,000, we need to be dropped out right at that church.
You said, fuck you.
You, I don't...
What? You said fuck you?
Mr. C.C. Dowson today?
Are you saying fuck you and me or...
Are you saying...
Are you saying fuck you and me or fuck you to him?
Oh, he's the one that sent the TTS.
He's the one that sent the TTS that he got kicked.
I don't really know what he's...
You know what? Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Alright? Why don't you shut the fuck up, okay?
I'm not only sure this conversation is actually happening
Don't listen to coconut
I did not kick you Mr. 16,000 it was it was definitely the server
I did not kick you Mr. 16,000
We're up on the switch, we're up on the switch right here
Ready? 3, 2, 1, go go go go go go go
I won't try to stop him, I won't try to stop him, I made it right on it
Oh sure then the church beats all smoke you over here. Yeah, they are. I might
express myself. Right. Come on. I mean, you're something.
Where's my stuff at? Where's my stuff at?
Where's my stuff?
I'm dead.
I don't have a weapon!
I don't have a weapon!
Pudge up!
Oh god!
When's fairy?
Spare me!
I don't have a weapon!
I don't have a weapon!
This is a game, so its an even convention, this is a game, so its an even convention!
I don't have a weapon!
I don't have a weapon!
Нет!
I don't have a weapon!
Don't kill me!
Alright.
That guy is going to war prison.
to get out of there while the other people are throwing rocks at him.
Piece of shit.
Piece of crap.
Piece of shit.
War crime.
War crime.
That was Canadian.
It was your top embassy.
Top, top emissary.
Those kids are top emissary.
No, I died.
I had nothing.
I still have nothing.
Okay.
all right let's go let's go P you in guys tanks coming to tower 4 and we got a drill
set up and we got a drill set up so we're gonna be able to suck we're gonna be able
to suck the hot zone we need to protect our for how do I suck it no no not yet we'll suck
it we just need we just need to make sure we're still alive okay okay on tower four
I've got a weapon technically thanks at tower for now
go go go go
Oh!
Yeah, when Genji and gimmick won the game, P,
I'm thinking we fucking get like our own little squad going.
You know what I mean?
We got some medics, got some snipers, free card,
some fucking dudes with RPGs, a helly guy.
I'm talking, we can create the A-team.
The A-team, A-team!
Get some smokes going, you know, like some...
I
Like a lot of you I was doing better on con servers
Yeah, that's a good one
Because they're gonna get sides. I just died by the helicopter motor in the air again
That's it dancing
Tank is a town for
I had the tower for my head before you didn't take us outside our floor yep yep
we gotta find out who's buying those tanks we gotta find out that guy's name
hundred percent hundred fifty percent we got to protect our four dude we got a
drill up there and it's ready to go and start pulling the hot zone
I don't have a DTFG up here, so...
You don't rub hands, do you?
Wait, I don't rub hands?
We come on.
You don't rub hands?
Oh, no, I don't do any hand rubbing.
Oh, hand rubbing.
This gives my religion.
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
Hold on now.
Wait, how many borders is it to take on a tank?
Hold on now.
Hold up.
Wait a minute hold up hold up wait a minute
What is field candy?
What's that?
What's field candy?
Sorry, I'm not a military guy.
candy. We'll get about it here.
Quick. Oh, we're about.
No, we don't have a way to.
No hand rubbing because like how are you going to rub hands if you don't got it?
You know what I mean?
I don't rub hands, buddy.
I don't rub hands.
I'm strictly against it.
I'm strictly against the rubbing.
How are you going to rub hands?
No, no hand rubbing, no hand rubbing.
Defeat folding
Man, you gonna give me extra bandages much. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I just
I'm healing up right now. I have two more bandages left. You need I can use this box. I can use those please
He's... He's... He's...
There, there.
Thank you, good job. Thank you.
Oh, this is the perfect spot for a train.
Very spot.
Take that, take that.
You think I'm here enough?
I only have a pistol, I gotta kill a guy.
I gotta get a kid.
Okay, stay with me, stay with me.
Dude, you know, there's no guys over there, that's a base.
I know, but hot zone's this way.
I... Oh, oh, yeah, good, good, good, good.
Well, we don't actually it's not but I would like to the hot dog. I'm going to love so it's right here
Let's go
Hey people here people here. Yeah people there
Nothing to build I'm not sure
Wait for me one of the boys over the pool
I need bandages. Are you got bandages? I got five. Yeah, I got five. Yeah, juice me up with like two or three.
Wait, give me a seat. Give me a seat. Yo, here you go. I don't know. Wait, hold on. Wait.
I got you too, you too.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm gonna do a little bit of healing.
A little bit of healing that we're out of here.
Fuck him.
We're winnin', Vox! We're winnin'!
This might be our first win ever!
Holy shit, there's a UAV thrown on the game that can one shot the tank.
Really?
How do we get that?
How do we get a UAV thrown?
How do we get a UAV thrown?
We're trying to build one right now.
We're trying to build one.
Okay.
Some drone tech.
Oh, we fucking smoked.
Drone's dead.
I think we used that stuff in the street or our moves.
Yeah, you have to hit the tank right in the asshole, apparently.
OK.
We gotta get that drone, dude.
We gotta do that.
That's it.
See, how do you get the drone again?
How do you unlock it?
How do you unlock the drone again?
I don't know.
I
Got a build. Yeah, it's something we got to build I'm bringing I'm bringing surprise to the boys
You know, there's like multiple levels of building like you can't just build mortars right off the rip. How do you out like level that up?
As soon as you level support you can buy the bigger hammer you only need the large hammers and you can build everything
You build a drill you can build a mortar stuff
All the big boys all the big boy hammers
This galila is ten times better than the galila I was using yesterday.
Or last match.
This ain't noice. This ain't noice.
Oh, Diggle!
Oh, Diggle!
Oh, Diggle!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, we have much! We have much!
We have much!
I'm being revived!
Oh, nice job, Emmett!
I'm gonna come towards you, I'm gonna come towards you.
Yeah.
Everybody, I see where this one.
First one on the server, first one on the server.
There's people now.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle.
Is that our tank?
Is that our tank?
Oh, my God.
Is that our tank or no?
I don't know, I don't know.
We checked the map, check the map,
we checked the color on it.
I don't see a tank, no, I think that's how to be tanked.
We checked, we checked.
Oh, this is something I didn't even know that was taking my somebody's been a car
That's a hundred percent egg
Wait, we want to win this this might be the game
Oh, you go up there to go there
Holy shit, there's the best guy I've ever used I have to hold on I have to figure out what what's on this guy
Dude level three armor is crazy
A hundred times better than the glove we use last game. Oh, and I'm gonna die
It's God and the Google it was God
Hang on here for a minute. Hang around.
No recoil. Yeah, no recoil at all.
3-7 is the way. No, I don't.
Thank you, Mr. Aaron.
I got to start making it after this one.
My voice isn't working.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
What are you doing in this corner?
I'm inside a house, I'm inside a house.
I can see that, I can see that.
Like people over here, I think?
Are you doing something for the pool?
A swimming pool?
A swimming pool, a swimming pool.
Dude, you're like the president and then still
the whole secret service.
What are you fucking like?
Oh!
like oh oh shit I'm going on the way
to see for I don't have you see what I'm
you see for my baby where's the throne
I can't talk to anyone but one time
we're gonna ask him for she for oh yeah
trying trying boys you're trying thank
us I got nothing but fuck we got to fall
back then yeah I think we need to leave
all our boys are dead I'm running away
I'm gonna be on the help
What
Yeah, I'm gonna get off that guy's gotta be like one HP
We you got me there grab me
I'm gonna get the boys grab you. Yeah, thanks. What's he's what you watch?
I
Use remembered go again. They said that we can make this a sniperless server
No way. I'm pretty sure that's what yeah, I think that was one of the options. You see that
I'm gonna be pretty interesting
That could be ready
Wait, oh wait, oh, you didn't pick me up much?
We died at the tight pool like all of us up?
You got your C4?
No, the BBs are built in the drone, so we just got to keep winning this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, he's miles away.
You know what they say, there's always two weeks away at the very most.
Let's send him in with the C4 then, B.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Grab your C4, Bards.
We're going in.
We'll find out who's driving this tank. I'm gonna send him to oblivion.
I'm gonna send him to oblivion.
That tank's by tower four.
Tank's by tower four.
Tower four?
Yep.
Our tank or enemy tank?
Enemy tank. Just shot him.
Oh my god.
Tower four, tower four? Oh, you got it?
Tower four. Yep.
Oh
Shit wait I unlocked a high capacity battery. I was gonna buy it with the buddy. I don't
Thank you. It's right here on my marker. Holy fucking shit
Wait, I got the super I got everything I got everything if I got right here. I'm bored again. He's gone
What kid was looking I
I didn't need a large hammer, and then we're building it as my dad right here. I literally have $2,000
I need to kill the snake so badly. Where's the guy boys?
The blue team getting points they've been doing nothing the whole game
Okay!
Did I hear it? I hear it? I hear it?
It's moving!
He's coming down this street!
Oh, here's the street go!
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know if I saw this.
I see it! I see it! I see it!
Go get it! Go get it! Go for it! Go for it!
Here, go let's see for it!
I don't know what it means, or I'm s**t for it!
What? What do you mean?
You're gonna do it this time, don't you any?
I got it bro! I'm a mile away!
I'm coming to you! I'm coming to you!
I'm crushing! I'm crushing! I'm crushing!
You little kids from Singapore or something distract him.
Oh my god!
I'm coming back! I'm coming!
Who got it? Who got it?
He's right in front of me.
I see you! I'm going for it! I'm going for it!
I'm going for it! Please!
I'm going for it, my little brother!
I'm going for it!
Get it!
I'm going for it! I get it!
Yeah!
What?!
It'll...
What?!
What happened? What?
It did nothing!
That was all my C4!
It did nothing!
You landed it though?
I landed it all three, I swear to God!
I LIED IT!
Holy fuck.
You said three!
Yo dude, we gotta get to the hot zone, otherwise we're gonna lose.
You went through two.
I'll tell you all my bungalows plus this one blind person told me it was three.
three oh good this time it's fine it's not even smoking I know but oh my god we
just got troubles for all right listen the drones are up the drones are up
you gotta be a tower for to use it I'm bringing mechanical supplies which is all
they need in order to launch it it's on at the APC and get on the ground please
I'm alive you're alive I didn't even die oh wait is the toilet way I'm coming
The drone's operational?
The drone's operational, but I'm bringing mechanics to the squad.
The drone is quite oppressive.
You'll find that the drone is quite oppressive.
So how does the drone work?
Is it like an orbital laser?
Do I just fly that thing into it?
I think what you do with it is you shoot it and then you tell it where to go.
Where to go you shoot it, and then you tell it where to go
What the cod you know the little cod
It was your daughter out here
That's the boys that's voice. Yeah, I
Do you know it's built it?
But they told me it's built
They also told me it was me see for to blow up the fucking tank
It's there. I see it
Where?
On top of the fucking building.
Oh, thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
How do you get down?
This is a really well-made base.
Maybe you might dive yourself.
I'm not the one who built it.
I bet you're not used to building buildings.
Damn.
No, I'm only used to blowing them up.
What are you expecting me to say to this?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What are you doing?
Great for you.
You're gonna be doing a great job for a first-timer.
yes of course thank you thank you I'm supplying later when we are done we'll
blow it up just for fun is this the is it the stingray yeah that's okay they
just supplied right now you should do you have any does it tell you that you
have you have a stingray ammo no I need 800 more spare parts okay I'm bringing
more I'm bringing more other tell me 10c for dude that's falling wait I got it
I got it how are you just here yeah I just want one okay okay I'm gonna I'm
gonna buy I'm gonna bring some more I think you should I think you should
find the take before I should the same I don't know what I'm doing at all
Take a shot with this so you know how it was it was $5,000 for the shot now. I have $326
We get one shot at this team we get one time this chief
Anyone know where the deck is give you can I invest in the can I invest in the nut? Yes, you can invest in the nut
I'm just gonna shoot it I can find around for a little bit right I can like look around
Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna watch it. Here we go. Three, two, one, go!
Shit, wait, how does this work?
Wait, wait, boost, break, it's red tank and hot zone, red tank and hot zone.
Wait, wait, oh, sweet. How do I look? How do I use this? How do I look? How do I look?
We're breaking hot zone. We're breaking hot zone. We're breaking hot zone. We're breaking hot zone.
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
I got some more.
Take it, take it.
I got the supply.
I'm going forward.
It takes his one, baby.
What?
He stopped moving.
He'll hit like five feet in front of him.
Aww, fuck.
Well, I dropped some more mechanical supplies.
You're gonna find your $5,000. Why do you buy it?
Mr. Sheeran you have $5,000
She wrote you can you buy a drug for me?
Hey, that you fucking miss
Another one your mother fuckers. She was gonna be another one
Do ask like I hit you with a ball
Parts to make more we see we see
Oh, we do we do we do we need 800 more parts and a more punch
Well, we gotta wait for the parts, Mr. Show we gotta wait for the parts
I love admin I love be that admin abuse
No fat bitches, no uglies, no fat bitches and no uglies on my server.
Uh-uh, no, and if that guy hits me on the border, he's fat and ugly, and I'm banning his ass.
The super silly
I was made up 15k I was the troll that took us like me. He's not my buddy, but he's my boss
Hey, how you doing
Oh, oh, no, have any please spare the tower, please please spare the tower
Please have mercy
Talk shit one more time talk shit one more time
Please I mean you don't
Spare the tower please
Please have mercy have mercy
Please
Guys to be a $5,000 you buy a steamer real quick
I think we're gonna do good
I'll take you good shit. Thank you. You see you. You're here. You're here. You're here. What you watch?
You can check. Oh, I got one more. I got one more. Do we know what the take is?
You know where it is
You guys, I can't talk to anyone in the world by six broken, do you ask anyone if they know
what it is?
Oh, fuck.
Uh, oh, I'm not there.
Wait, on your screen right in front of you, right on your screen?
Where?
Oh wait, we have our own thing.
Oh shit, I see it!
I see it!
That's our base!
I'm going for it. I see the drone. What the fuck? I'm going for it boy
No, what's ours? What's ours?
Yeah, wait, why can't I go down anymore? Is it the mouse that makes you go down?
Which I don't really know what I'm doing
Eagle eye eagle eye coming in hot
Okay, and we got the drill going. Oh my god
I am the sky
Okay, I got guys guys. I can't turn the fucking
I'm swiping my mouth a thousand fucking times
What is this?
You missed the guy. It's not your money. He's not your money. Don't worry. No, it's okay. Hey pay that was like 10 million dollars
He said
Use alt he's off the free look
But this is the supply it is a surprise
Whatever you just gave us whatever you just gave us work whatever you did last time
This is really not fucking good we're about to lose
There's three
One more one more one more one more one more one more
I'm bringing more parts, but I'm just gonna spot the tank. I spotted it. I find it
My tank is spawning!
It's marked!
You see, the limit was five, the limit was five.
What am I doing wrong? How do I turn the drone?
I'm telling you, I swiped my mouse a thousand times, it wouldn't turn.
Does he know how to turn it?
Does he know how to turn it?
Does he know how to turn it?
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, you got it.
Right.
You see, the limit was five, maybe how close you would get with the supplies.
I'm heading back right now to grab it.
I'll let you guys know what I'm in about.
Tank is right outside of our shit.
Tank is right outside.
Dude, they actually have four tanks. They genuinely have four enemy tanks.
What do we actually do?
What do we do?
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, I think there's RBGs in this box right here.
There is, there is, there is.
Olivia, I'm here, let's go.
Wait, how do I use it?
Got one, got one, got one, got one, wait, hold on, wait, wait, I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
Oh no, they're taking the hostile at all, fuck.
Wait, guys, I'm cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
I'm going to leave!
Don't leave me!
Wait boys, I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
Can you buy one of the sea great much?
Give me was our supplies at
Maybe happy me
They're right here. They're right here. I'm dropping them very soon. Very good. Oh, you drop the spice drop the spice
I
Think soon I'm gonna make it out
I mean you got this you got this you got this you got this
Don't tell me to be too fast because we do that
We want to use the mortar strikes against them. Oh
We're out of orders. We don't have any words perfect
They can make another one I drop some off. Oh, is there any supplies?
You should I'm so oh god. It's a mud-hole come guy. Did I just kill him? I feel like I'm gonna use the thing
There's no spare parts. We don't have any spare parts.
I just- I just saw some of them. You gotta pick them up.
Oh, oh, oh!
We got a stupid production here, the spare parts!
They're right by the gate.
It's right by the gate!
I don't know how you need to shelf-leg.
Alright, got it, red got it, shit.
We got one.
The zone.
Did that take? I don't think there's anybody in there. Can we steal their tank?
We should not party with them.
Eat that! Eat that!
Hell yeah!
Nobody's been able to spare parts.
You mean you sure you've got to survive?
Aw, I'm fucking out of the job. I'm gonna bring more too.
We need someone to go downstairs to pick up the supplies.
It's actually the front gate.
Quick, quick, quick.
Guys, we're about to win.
We're about to win.
We're too busy.
We're too busy.
I feel like we didn't really do munches round yet.
Yeah, we're winning!
We'll be with the supplies at it!
What the fuck and how many supplies do I need to bring? I've been flying back and forth like a fucking new one!
Are these supplies?
Wait, I got more rockets! I got more rockets!
I got more rockets!
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Okay, okay, okay, I'm taking up the jager, I'm taking up the jager. Here we go, here we go.
Yeah!
Wait, did all the guys just hop in that dang?
What?
Yeah, I've been doing our take the whole time!
What is going on?
You're not real.
all that
more supplies off
supplies off right on top of UP
supplies right on top
wait wait wait
hurry show hurry show hurry show
unload them unload them
okay guys go to aid, does anybody know what an enemy tank is?
is anybody know that?
what? should I say can you buy a drone?
I gotta use the drone
Oh he bb-2 he bb-2!
Alright boys fucking take-
Oh I see what I see what here we go!
Here we go!
I can't see what's way I'm facing.
I can't see what's way I'm facing.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I didn't face the right way, fuck it.
Here we go! Here we go!
Three, two, one, go!
Oh.
Hey-
(*gunshots*)
It's-
Ah.
Hey not-
It-It won't launch! It won't launch!
Hey not! Hey not!
Hey wait it won't launch!
You're gonna lose this war!
I'm being woke up to a thing!
I'm pressing reload, I'm pressing R and it's not working!
What?!
It won't reload, I need to focus on this.
I'm bringing more on building supplies so they can fix it if it's broken.
Come on the way.
Oh, you reloaded it!
Oh, hold on now, Jeff!
Thank you, Jeff.
I
Hold that all free luck all what do you mean? No, I want to actually turn the thing that free look
As I don't you take
There's anyone to the tank.
Oh, I see!
I see!
You don't need a target.
We got a helicopter fighting you guys at the tower.
Quick.
We break?
No, I am breaking.
I'm breaking.
I'm breaking and holding down A. This thing just doesn't turn!
This is as fast as I can turn it!
This is the most useless crap ever!
Oh!
It's inverted.
Oh!
Up is down.
I hate you.
Down is up.
Hold on, wait, we're cooking!
We are cooking now!
Oh boy!
We are cooking now!
Guys, I need to go to the market and we take ASAP.
I'm about to run out of battery.
I
Gotta tell you
I get five thousand dollars in my pocket
And
All right, guys, I see a tech right here, Pete.
Oh, really?
Do you own Justin the Nick of Time?
I got a tech right here.
You see it?
So what?
All right.
You mean what?
You've got everything.
What do they need?
What do they need?
Is that the tech?
Are you sure?
Are you 100% sure that's the guy?
I see the tech right in front of me.
Yeah, I'm going to shoot another one.
All right.
OK, I'm going to shoot another one.
Mr. Matt, Mr. Matt.
It was over here.
I see it.
I'm looking at it.
Mr. Matt.
Mr. Matt.
You see my mark up there?
I
How are you all the same guys guys there's three stingrays available, but I cannot be alone. I don't know how to I'm pressing R
Oh, I'd have to build me fuck it. I'm 35,000 dollars. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
where is it coming at I marked buddy and you might keep that back last away from
me this guy was killing all right okay I'm coming in I'm coming in I'm coming
in I've got the trouble the air I've got the drug in the air where is it where is
it going I marked it I marked it's right here on my mark it's blowing it's gonna
blow it up right now actually isn't the smoke is in the smoke is that in the
smoke who is it in the smoke hey I fucking mark is a goddamn fucking day where
where is it oh my god I'm gonna fucking vomit I hate you I fuck this guy I
I fucking hate this guy in particular. I even kill him
Guys you so many cons of any buy another steeper thing
It's I'm good. They give it. I'm good. They give it. I'm good. They give it
No, not yet. So working out of my
Bring it more supplies more supplies
Oh, thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Oh, yeah, I got one more. I got one more. See what's in the tank? Oh
Yeah
Let me know what it's marked
We got this time boys, we got this time fit
More no, are we good a little bit more we buddy a little bit more
Just a little bit more, guys, just gaze as one goes wrong, because these are kind of iffy.
These are kind of iffy.
You never know if they'll work or not, you know what I mean?
You never really know.
They are not the ones made in the United States.
Of course, of course.
Look at that.
Can you get eyes on that take?
You're going to blow the whole mission, buddy.
Fuck it, I'm sure there's two of us in the hot show.
Here we go.
Three, two, one, fire!
I
Cook up where's it where's it where's it I don't know I've lost eyes on it. I've lost eyes on it
We're doing okay, we're doing good 95 we got that we might be
What is that? Is that it? Wait, do I steal it on? I mean, it's a broken tank, but you
could target practice on it. It's a dead tank.
Hold on, I gotta take five minutes to stay, turn around, give me one quick second. Okay.
One quick second, I gotta take five minutes to stay, turn around, one quick moment, give
much what we just got here let's practice this practice is I know where
is it where is it I marked it it's broken but fuck it let's practice wait
hold on I see it I see another target what yeah you get it yeah all right
Fuck off the problem
You can tell me
Take this anything I see a broken text. What's practice? No, no, I need a real thing. I need a real thing. Are you real thing?
Okay, I got a little pee pee. I got a little pee pee. You know that I have a good pee pee
man how many resources have we set Peter Habibi brother I've made $60,000
you're doing this holy fucking shit how many throws in this guy fucking hit
we are back up an entire nation for me to play with toys
holy fucking shit dude
I'm gonna go to the washroom also and grab a drink cocoa. I'll be right back. Yeah. Yeah, got you
Actually, you know, I'm gonna wait so we can get on green
True. Oh, man. Thank God for you not pointing all those drones
If he didn't want all those rounds, we would have never had it
You know, if anything, this is showing everybody that Habibi actually delivers always
Yeah, we fuck. Thanks. Oh, thanks to you P
please. Are you seeing this? Are you seeing this? How pretty do you have to be?
Chad, did Peter land one drone? Did he land one drone?
Please lie for me. Please lie.
Yes. Yes, he did. Wow.
That was like five guys, one drone. Wow. How does he do it?
He really is a little broad game for dogs.
Have my babies. Well, sir, guys, I know I'm really good at war dogs.
I don't know if it, I don't know if that works that.
Okay, let's calm down everybody calm down. I know I'm the best war dog player in the world
But uh, you know, I think it's just
Every wonder of gaming right here fellas. No, no, Stevie wonder. No, no, you're the angel recent gaming
I'm the little broad james of gaming. Okay. No. No, you should see the way I slam dunked that tank easy peasy
Easy peasy. It was so it was honestly too easy. It was honestly too easy
Yeah, my game's restarted, come back in.
You technically landed every drone.
Thank you, Mr. Warmcat.
Thank you, sir.
You owe me an apology, Coconut.
I technically landed every drone.
You didn't win, fucking shit.
Yes, I did!
Well, two drones this game.
Two drones.
Two drones?
Yeah.
That's it.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, two drones.
That's it!
Are you kidding me that's so easy that is way too easy that is way too easy are you kidding me absolutely way too easy
All right lock it in boys lock it in boys lock it in. Oh wait. Hold on me. I should go to the wrong place right now
What's up, what's up, you see oh
Boys in back
We really the group
well I'm sure not the green team I got I got hot body much
how's your server is pretty good pretty good oh mr. Matt people would we get
wicked man good I'm bad thank you my boy pre-sale to my boy hey can I into the
giveaway to be stuffed slasphopped this Friday I'm from Dallas the travel funds
not needed god bless and thank you Alice the jump was a not you don't know where I live in Texas
body they could be big travel I can be around the border I can be right on the border hand
hand shaking everybody coming across hey welcome to her you have no idea you don't know and you
do what now no peanut you don't give me a nice fucking fan Friday contest you can be in the next
You can be the next guy.
What?
What?
You're the Dylan Dennis of gaming.
Guys, guys, guys.
Dylan Dennis is a very respectable
bouton fighter.
Or Bailon fighter, or whatever
stupid sport he plays.
That no one can name because it's completely
irrelevant and Dylan Dennis is,
fuck Dylan Dennis.
I
Love to when I get the guy I
Can't get on the green team because everything choose the green team
I know that those jackasses are sitting there click on the green team because the blue team is open
All right big three people on the green team
This one kittens must be
The alpha wolf cannot get into the green team.
Oh!
Pick three discord champions out of green.
She may be punished.
Oh!
Pick three discord champions right now.
I'll make a squad for you.
I know.
Yeah.
Can you pick three discord champions?
Let's say, let's say, uh, scoreboard.
Try the name one.
Let's let's kick let's see more dude. Let's kick that guy out
All right, it's storm and Sunson. Okay, the three s's
alright
I mean
You know what coconut I will join this quad you are a friend you are a friend and a Bible
I appreciate you being here today. I really like you. I think you're a great game player a great game player
Your gun players make your starters are great. Everybody likes you
Hey, we what wait no way you did the fog guy
Well, you make mistakes with the heat of battle.
Coconut makes you walk through.
Get the guys out there.
I'll see you.
No shit, no shit.
Yeah, lock.
Nothing to do with lock.
Oh, I've got the butthole and com guy in my.
You're not in our squad.
I mean, you're not in our squad.
I'm going right now.
Sorry.
Go on, go on, go on.
I
Oh
But a whole cop guy is still the game's about
Yeah, but I'll come back fuck that guy right next to cook it
Yeah
You know
I got shot at me so I'm peeking.
I don't know what you're saying.
I'm not saying anything!
I see you got a red one.
I'm gonna push to the buildings.
There's a guy right here.
Right here.
Move move move.
He's right in that white shipping container.
He can't move.
Watch the windows.
Oh, there's a guy right on me.
Perfect.
all right and we're back in the hall and we're back in the hall we're back in
the red yeah we're dead we're back in the red we're back in the hall I am I I am
for again I respond I respond
I'll be busy we need to we need to kind of lock in I'm walking in I'm walking in
I
Walked by thank you
Wait, I've got I've got okay. I've got four hundred seventy five dollars. I gotta really pull out the stop this game
I'll get it boys lock it in. Oh, it's are your only weakness. I don't know if I can just solve that you be good to go
I don't have a bomb.
Does anyone have a bomb?
Hey, Bob.
That's a little broke.
He ain't in the bomb.
Yeah, guys, we need to get
drones up at the fob so Peter can
miss all the drones and we die.
You guys got to get that set up.
Mr. Red, can you get that set up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's my first time and I tried my best and that's what matters
There's just a truck.
Ha ha ha.
A bunch of assholes.
A bunch of assholes. Oh, should you jump?
Oh, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump it.
I, oh, thank god I'm a person.
Thank god. Okay, I thought I did that for a second.
I could go, I need to go crazy this round.
I need to go crazy.
I'll see the killsome of the defibrillator.
And take his.
Alright?
I
Have a question
Move to the house the bushing us and they cross the water I'm dead
Yeah, I'm not sure anyone buys right here. What's your job? Oh
Damn, how do you know this?
I'm moving on moving on moving
We're cooking. Here we go. Here we go.
Get away from me. Get away from me. Go away.
Fucking it, boys. Lock it in.
I
Why is this a rebay on our dean?
He's cool. He's one of my snipers. He's automatic
Another one another one nice nice nice. Oh, I just have to tell what our
I
Need to
I'm sorry dead body three times
We get to go these are these are these towers right here. Yeah, we do the hot zone
I
I
Killed the guys got me I'm good for me but I'm good for you. I'm okay. Okay. I want to go out smokes
I don't have smoke. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna like a box. I'm good. I'm good for you. I'm gonna get women
Wait, I'm gonna revive it. Oh, okay nevermind
Hey, it's gone. Hey
It's gone
Hey
There's two people that just try to revive me they guys are so much keepin my body
So much give it my body so much give it my body you gotta kill him holy shit
Go go go go go go!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
He's in the bush, he's in the bush!
I just got word from the missionary P to the bush!
Okay okay, I have no smokes though!
I'm gonna revive him, I'm gonna revive!
Okay, hold on.
Oh!
Oh!
Thank you boys, thank you boys!
Thank you boys!
Fuck!
Hey!
You didn't kill anyone in this game?
We're just running, I'm just gonna be like, I'm just gonna be like, three guys!
You up P?
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!
They're above you, they're above you, like on the rooftops!
Gotcha, I'm gonna have a deep hit to revive you guys!
They're above you on the roof tops. I don't have a deep into the bodies of the guys
Yeah, I'm gonna push into this apartment and move crush
I'm going in I'm going in
George
man I'm coming I'm coming
Mr. Rebae I think he just died
wait who just died?
I think we've got someone
I want to go up
Mr. Rebae is dead now
oh yeah he is
I'm moving to the next building
go go go go
The bike is coming down. We got to clear out that next building.
Boop boop boop!
Press the wrong button.
They're dashing, they're dashing. I let him live.
What do you got right there?
I think it's a plumber pussy.
What do you mean pussy?
That packs maximum ticket.
Alright, he's in these buildings. He died in this building. They're in the building.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go!
To the roof, to the roof!
Come on the roof!
It's clear, no it's clear, there's no doubt of you!
I don't fucking know!
Where do you go?
We gotta go to the hot spot, it's moving, fuck!
Oh shit!
I don't have a parachute at home.
Thank god that metal thing is right there.
Woo!
Thank goodness gracious.
Thank god that metal thing is right there.
That was a good one.
I'm ahead to its own.
I'm going to pack my bags real quick.
I got some Migos with me.
Is it you?
Mr. Aaron?
How's that bass come along, boys?
I didn't even see how he was coming brother, it is coming
it is on its way
y'all just
use the zone until we get 20 points so that we can get an APC
once that's good
how many how many? this one is just smacking his bean in the building
he's just smacking his bean
He's in there, he's in there, he's in the building next to me.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Okay, we're fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taco Bell, beefy cron is getting me.
Right, okay.
All right, here we go, here we go.
All right, for real this time, for real this time.
I'm gonna start playing slower, more tactically.
Yeah this game fucking punishes you for being too aggro.
100% 100%
Right outside the fob, tank outside the fob.
You gotta be fucking my ass on the fork, are you serious?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Where, where, where?
In this building, in this building.
Oh come on, come on, come on.
Did you guys fail to hear that there is a fucking tank?
What do you want me to do about it?
Oh my god.
wait I see for oh well I'm too poor I'm too poor
no please I want you to get it is that fuck
have a rocket boy holy shit put it in my butt put it in thank you mr. evidence
I'm back in life I'm back alive by the way you're those apartments we just cleared
That we judged clear there
Yeah, fuck fuck we gotta just like go to the zone. I think that'll fuck those buildings, right?
We need 20 points so we can get the APC before they
Oh, yeah, this is like me right now from the building. Holy fuck
All right, we gotta go to the building. I'm going down. I'm going down
I'm gonna put you guys in the street and die and then you're gonna know where he's using
me from, okay?
Yeah, yeah, stop, stop.
Stop right here, go right here.
Come on.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Where are all the people?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Where are all the people?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Where are all the people at?
But I'm sitting here aiming and technically playing.
There's no one here but I'm...
Press the sprint button 50 and come out and pee me over the head.
Got this guy right here?
How about the move on the move?
Come on, come on, come on.
Nice try, dude.
Not too much to do.
Oh, God, yeah.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Die.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Someone revive this motherfucker.
Someone revive him.
Talk up.
I need to revive this guy.
Give me revives.
Revive him.
Revive him.
I'm not done with him.
I'm not finished.
Revive this motherfucker right now.
Get his hands up.
I made it out.
Dude.
I banned him. What do you do? What do you do? He caught me a no no word. Whoa. What the hell?
Both these guys in that parachute just jumped out and died. All right. Let's do, let's do.
Little bit of package, a lot harder than these things in the first person.
I wish I had to run.
It's what the hell is that stuff?
Well, it's got to be two points, two points.
But why do we need to see?
Oh, OK, OK, you get an APC at 20.
And if we're the first to get it, that's a huge leg up.
We got a lot going already this game is fucking advanced. It's like layers of an onion
I did not you give me. Yeah. Oh, no, please just shoot someone else please. Oh my god
I think it's on take us on take us. Yeah, are you with me? I think so. Oh, no, we don't not we're you at
Well, I am with you left. Look over here. Yeah, I killed a guy over here on the left
And get your mother move
I
See what else I just boiler the south, but I'm trying to push out there and die. It's that hot so much
Is that tank still out?
It means maybe right for this on the hot road
I
Hey, I got to I got to do down, but there's two more in that building. There's still two in that building
Okay, you three four though. Just remember that just remember that you still that
What I got tank is on top ain't no fucking way
That take is outside of the zone on top of the hill shooting down at us dude. What the fuck?
Yeah, it's outside the zone shooting down at the tower from I don't know where
wait wait which which which way like outside the zone like outside of the
greens outside of the circle on a hill pointing downwards
I don't they drove around oh oh soon as I unlocked that fucking rocket heli I heard
that guy also said the n-word you gotta get a name I heard it I think I heard it
What's his name? What's his name?
What's his name? What's his name?
What's his name?
I dropped by.
I heard a whistling in the wind.
That was my second death in that heli.
I'm going to leave the hijab.
Oh, go back, go back!
I
Missing moves fast you think you're ready for like a second and you look around and it's 200 meters away from you
See killer tank with the with the minigun. Helly. No, right? I doubt it. I don't know. Let me ask military guys. Hey guys, okay
I had a good life
You know you're okay?
Oh yeah, I've never been better, don't worry boys.
I'm out of mages, I'm out of mages.
Did you need some mages, boss?
You need some mages.
Oh
You win just hot job
Wait, we got some pages nice pages. Oh
Think you can check
That's okay, but
Am I having a right here you are you a hot job?
Go go go go go
I
Don't see much move with move with move go to the place
What do you know do you know do you know we go go go go go?
And you have a cup over a base
I remember I'm swim. I'm a good swimmer. I'm a good swimmer
I'm in the hot job in the hot job that's not my I'm here
What are these fuckers I don't know I'm not see you. Oh, oh
No, I just heard him say the Edward. Are you done? Yeah, you're my tank. I just heard that I said the Edward
What I'm back up a back up a back up
uh is he still there that's it nothing more
not the mori eggs not the mori eggs
oh baby no yeah
oh the racist guys that was the racist that was the racist
anybody who didn't want me to ban that guy is also racist
you see i did that look at that you see i did that
oh he's still there he's still there he's still there
Oh, well, here's have a here's have a here's have a I got her that for sure
When it's going north north is the hunter driven north
Coming you guys
I can't!
Dude, if we have sleepwalk, we can...
Oh wait, this is ours, never mind.
What?
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
Well, get in the hot zone, guys.
Get in the hot...
We're losing still.
There's 28 people in the hot zone.
I'm coming, I'm coming, Nacho, I'm coming!
Dude, we need a secure APC.
We're on the hot zone, we're on the hot zone.
There's a tank there.
We have a lot of people in the hot zone.
Oh yeah, we're getting it, we're getting it, we're getting it!
Move move move!
Can you push up this uh... this building with me?
Where's the moments? Where's the moments?
There's a lot of people on me, a lot of people on me right now.
Dude, holy shit, there's people everywhere. Yeah, I'm fucked up. I'm one HP.
Oh, come inside, come inside.
These guys see for this guy see for
I would take this in the name of the green team there's no time
Oh, this is I think you could say thank you. I
I don't know. I mean, he's not he's not he's a good man. I don't know that takes so there is it
I just got three C4. Where's the takeout?
We guys do more damage to the tell if you do three C4 separately. It's involved the same time. Oh, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah
Please oh my god, there's almost so what?
Hey, thank you, brother. Thank you brother
How we keep dude, baby get to the zone get to the zone. How did he know we were
How do we out of this guy? No, we would come back up here. Fuck you pal. I'm taking all your shit
Follow me gay follow me boy. I
I see I see both of my guys. Yeah, there's two guys coming at me right now. Oh, there's a hundred people come from the northeast
I'm not even joking. Oh, okay, okay, okay
Hey, I'm gonna rock it. Hell yeah, right here
I want going
It's the red army it's a red
Oh
And I got another pink bags up oh man
You see where our big group is at the factory the to the shop any
Rocket hell it's a little tough
In the hot oh, I see guys I see the northeast of us release was
APC's coming in too. They might be pushing right now. Which side are they on? Can you
at least ping the side they're coming? Northeast. Yeah, northeast. I'll ping out there. There
Oh
Do you ever see me
Mr.. Maybe let him have it
I moved again. Oh, he's a slippery bastard. It just moves. You don't even know
That thing is fast that thing is fast. Yes. No, they're not here anymore. We got them all go to the hot door now
Oh, to be my me to be my me.
Come on, come on, come on.
Good work, good work, Mr. Mackey.
To be back here.
This thing is so heavy with rockets on it.
It's crazy.
Hey, is that it?
Yeah, they got them.
They got them.
Oh, wait, no, I think there's one more.
Watch me.
He died.
Mackey.
Mackey's dead.
I don't know where he got shot from though.
He was betrayed.
Maybe he's here.
I'm here.
Come here.
Come here.
Let's go.
Where's this guy?
I got shot from the boxes.
We're in a shipping yard and there's boxes everywhere!
What is that?
I see you got shot from the boxes.
Is there one guy on me?
Is there one on me?
Is there one on me?
Two more! Two more on me!
I almost smashed into that.
Oh, come on! Come on! Come on!
Is there one on me? Is there one on me?
Is there one behind you? Is there one behind you?
I think I'm dead.
No, no, no, on the tower, I think right watch me that's right. Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm gonna jump from uh, I don't know where the northeast with these
And you know, you might be super on that green cray bars. Yeah, I gotta pack my bags right now
I'm gonna climb up that green tower
You might be on top of it in the crane shot of rockets and nothing
Where's this guy these are top of the big stack of shipping containers
Oh shit.
Enemy right here.
These guys are invisible.
These guys are invisible.
Ain't no way.
No, we're going!
Oh, Niko, Niko, NOOOO!
go go go go go go I see them all there's a hundred coming from the northeast
I'm not gonna be running me okay okay okay I'm coming mr. mr. creep keeper mr.
creep keeper I'm dead yeah I'm gonna die obviously go ahead and die I saw four
like right next to my body I'm gonna give all right I'm coming
You have to drive me back 100% if you want to revive me.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
They're cooking, they're cooking, they're cooking.
Oh shit, wait, wait, I'm out of the back up.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm back up, I'm back up, I'm back up.
Nice, nice, nice.
No!
He's in the green, green!
I do it!
I do it!
We got our boys coming to rescue us.
Oh, uh, I just saw three enemies jump out of a helicopter and topple us.
They got blue APC in our farm.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are doing.
You're not even in that yellow zone.
We're fucking on him!
Jack, I'm doing it!
This is a very stressful situation!
I heard him say the Edward with the guy in the green grave. Are you sure? Are you sure?
Maybe. Maybe. Okay, and around him. Perfect. What a sweet light. What a sweet feet. What
great time to run out of ammo we get that green Korean guy we are getting that
green drink fuck that guy specifically I'm going to the top of Queen
get right out because my father would kill this poop fucker take his life
of
the
one for Mr. Grade
Oh my god, this one's just running away from me.
Oh my god, this one's just running away from me.
Coconut!
I need medical attention.
Yeah.
What do you want to do?
There's a man in the crane.
There's a man in the crane.
I
Would die
There's a sniper on the hill taking us all out right now. Oh roverson 22 cent. Hey mr.
Jizz. I mean nuts. I was wondering if you could wish my sex trophy zage
birthday
Watch of stiff socks
What
I didn't sound right.
You know, are you okay?
Wait.
Hold on, wait.
Yeah, boss, go ahead and bear that guy immediately.
Go ahead and bear that guy immediately.
Go ahead and bear that guy at once!
At a whistle!
That's okay boss, that's okay. I'm gonna go ahead and give myself about I mean three I does that rather those
pretty good
Okay, I can hang out with the sex trophy is a common term for your kid
a what I'm getting what I just there was a guy that just said can you wish my sex trophy a
happy birthday he's getting into the teen years I thought he was being very inappropriate so I
was gonna ban him but now I'm getting told that it's a common term for your kid because it's a
trophy that you get for having sex with your wife is the flesh is the flesh ammo better with
the SMGs or just do that of FMJ?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah, let's go ahead and be safe.
Be safe on that one.
Better change the jargon.
Better change the jargon.
Yeah, just honestly, Pete, if you've got a fucking big
voice about it, then you know what it is.
Yeah better save the time, better save the time, better save the time, good diggin'.
Better save the time!
Oh my god they took our fuckin' fobs boys.
Better save the time!
Open the darkness and just like shit it with you buddy!
I keep running to the fuckin' house boys!
Weird stuff boys! Weird stuff!
Get insid there boys!
Literally can't fight, my way through it.
This is...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah they're in our fob they took a fob on drill 3.
You took our fob on drill 3?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here right now.
We're coming, nice fob 3, fob 3!
Wait one more button.
Oh, fob 3, fob 3!
I think we might be taking it back right now.
I got a plane full of the best soldiers in the green team.
Best soldiers in the green team had the fob 3 right now.
As we speak.
We're gonna have a quick silly juice.
Be right back coming to Quincelius!
It'll be 30 seconds, 30 seconds points!
Be right back!
Alright, so that was again.
We took it back.
I'm gonna come with you guys yeah I'm like almost on it I'm almost on it but
27 fucking reds. I don't tell the people in my plane to shoot me bow. I got snipers on my phone. Fuck you guys
I'm a- I'm a- I don't even got- I said I got 30,000 dollars. Please tell your full money! You need one billion!
Oh wait, uh, I passed- I passed the tower you were in by Taj Mahmous. Never mind.
Can you tell me? I see one.
How about you do this, sir?
I got one, one dead.
Fuck him.
We got quite the truck of animals boys we got quite the truck of animals tears boys tears
I
Do you
Where am I guys I'm at the enemy farm the red one
Here
SHHHHHHH!
A little bit less.
SHUH! NO WITNESSS!
I
Can
Can you guys ping that APC or ping any enemies any
Yep
Oh my god, no, I'm not doing a lot of thinking right now much not doing a lot of thinking right now
Or cocoa if you see anybody in the house
I'm not a CC you're a CC
They sent in the big guns.
That'll weird us out!
Perfect.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Oh
Was he good at taping steven say you're good man good man, but you can say all right come back to base
All right, I'm too savvy doctor say we got a little bit of our money back not too savvy boys. I
Where do you need me miss enemy? Oh, mr. Beauty. Where do you need me boss?
Just ping whenever you can just ping
I'm on the mortar. You're on the mortar or the drug mortar. I'm shooting towards you guys
Hmm
I'm gonna start bringing out C4. I think I've got enough money for that
kind of
Even a PC oh sweet. Oh, I'm head not in bars
hmm do we have a drug mortar yet no we haven't been able to establish anything
because of those fucking tanks I don't know if anybody's running supplies I got
you for I got you for which ticket there's no tanks oh not anymore shit a
little bit further dude I just got a hundred kill one one fucking wife I
I killed my fucking fifteen guys.
Holy fuck. Holy shit, this game is peak.
I feel like Coco can't catch us.
It's really helicopters? I'm on a thing that shoots helicopters.
Yeah, there's definitely helicopters around.
Somebody's just going to put it right next to a wall.
So I can't see anything.
There's fucking snipers on that fucking bridge.
Where am I?
a little bit less you really got to dial in those orders oh yeah you got a
diamond you got a diamond do you see a helicopter anywhere I fucking I'm gonna
hot joke look at it where you at my I'm I'm gonna fucking shitty situation
you're paying what you want pretty much could you wait what how much money you
out for this life. 100k. 100k? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Oh my god, they're on the
base! They're on the base, they're on the base! On the bridge, on the bridge, on the bridge!
Oh
Sorry
Oh, yeah, just shut me
Weird that's weird
Okay
Oh
Holy shit, you're honestly did pub service after this round I'm serious. I'm serious. I
Was like when we have like big lobbies and we have like people that we want to put this thing
Yeah, pub service pub service
pub service
I'm with I'm with that hundred percent. We're leaving the service
100% bye. Not so good. Bye. Bye. We'll use the not so we got lots of guys
You're so bad over word word word word word word word word
Don't tell you, on pump service I was getting hundreds of thousands of dollars yesterday.
I have been poor all night.
All night playing on the server.
Thank you Mr. 16,000 for reaching my boy.
I dropped 55 kills last game.
How many am I pretty good? Oh, they're not do Sammy not do Sammy
So there's the same size mostly yeah, honestly, dude, I thought having my own server would help with seems I mean I think I
Was it's worse?
Yeah, I might make a word
Everybody in here has your shit open. Yeah, I didn't realize that it wasn't gonna be on the main server board
So only the people that know me can't join the server because nobody else has the
You know, nobody nobody played this game not watching the scene would be in the server because they wouldn't know how to find it
Yeah, I don't know why put it away I thought putting everybody watching the steamer the same shit was good
You guys can keep these conservators. I'm gonna go back to public contact
I
Was I'm all uses like a steward service
Or you know what I can play just get like a bunch of mods or something
Mom not much. Oh, this is right where I just died and I'm not gonna jump out of jail prison
You should go. You should live
with that $100,000 run. No, no,
I died. I died. I got 160 cheese though.
I'm fucking. I'm really. Whoa.
You grabbing that?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Oh brother it's all the way up on the roof, it's crazy it's all the way up on the roof.
Where's this guy?
I do, I want to.
The mortars are a lot of fun boys.
I'm dialed in now.
I need ammo.
Go go go!
where the hell did this guy go? did he just shoot me that fuck off three times over?
God yeah! don't you wanna miss APM coming by?
there he is
there's that motherfucker
there he is
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Little bit of packing! Little bit of packing.
Oh, j-
What is this guy doing? What is this guy up to?
Thank you, good chair. Thank you good chair. I'm coming this way. Hey, don't you worry
Now who's saying fuck you who's that guy? Is that you pussy?
That's you. Hi. That's you. That's you. Huh? Is that you?
Yeah, huh? How'd you call me a pussy? Huh?
There's a pussy now, bitch. There's a pussy now, pussy.
I like that. I like that. I like that. I was a pussy now.
There's a pussy now, bitch.
Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot him. Shoot him.
Don't get paid.
No, I'm going to save him. Save him. Save him. Save him.
I'm coming.
It should be, it should be, I need you to take these,
I need to revive this guy. He's revived this guy. All right
Get that deep every any again get that deep them ready again, where they are inside
Yeah, I don't know. He's getting like Bukaki by like five. No, I'm good. No, I'm just telling the score
I'm selling the score. I'm selling the score. I'm through this guy and he finished it.
Oh, you don't want any of this, pal. You don't want any of this.
I mean, you want to me? It's fine. You know what? I want this. If you beat me in a fist fight, I'll let my boys let you go.
All right, okay, pick them up boys. Pick them up. Pick them up.
I
Boy, you fixed up wait this out
I'll be me
Comes with his gun out. That's how it works dumb ass
I believe this out. I heal up. You know you love
But I saw this was even bosses
Let's say I'm gonna wrap this bitch up like a nice trip to you. You love boss. He love
i don't need no fucking meds
like are you watching meds?
alright!
3
2
1
oh you lge have the first punch
go ahead
THANK THATS BITCH
THERE'S A BUSY NOW
THERE'S A BUSY NOW BITCH
THERE'S A BUSY NOW
THERE'S MY FUCKING BODY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
buddy go back to the home screen buddy
lets get out of here boys
and work out there today soldiers
good workout there today soldiers
Fine soldiers you boys are fine soldiers. Are we pushing zone or what boys? Don't push it. Oh, yeah, and you assert my dominance
Oh, I was a certain very assertive
Well, I found a perfect spot to pack my mags. Have we ever thought about this before?
It's really hidden spot. Nobody knows the way to look. It's great. I can't even see you there. Can you see me right here?
I can't even see you. I'm falling boys, falling boys.
I need you to have her.
She had to be.
You know if you finally get paid.
How do we boys?
How do we boys?
I bet she's going to be out a lot.
Oh, Mr. Cozo.
We're right here, boys.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Right with you?
Am I behind you?
Yeah.
I need to shoot you with a shot.
I
Mean they're gonna be in front of me. I see smoke coming. Well, I did you just
Hold on now. What's it has to be low chair?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna guide you how'd you die? How'd you die by that guy right there?
Got you. I got you. I'm gonna you boys. What are you nice nice nice nice?
He look you look you look
He move here
You guys want to take this car up that hill and see that face. Hell yeah, hell yeah, we wise a lot
Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, God.
It's not good. It's not good.
Yeah, we got to push out that hill.
My shots. How do we get there?
I don't know. I don't know.
This one's actually coming on.
It's actually coming on us.
Oh, then fuck him.
I should wait right here. Yeah.
Yeah, they're going to push us.
Hmm
Hey, that's my friend right there
Now we're doing pretty good
Hey, how does red have 48 guys in the zone? Dude, I have no idea
Just their base
We gotta get our guys. Oh, that is your base. Oh, it's just that these are based. We're good. We're good. We're good
We got with at least a base
It's leave we're in it now. I'm in the zone in this building
Rally the guys to the zone boys come to me come to me
Get the zone boys get the zone
Thank you. Thank you
And we're gaining really five guys away
Here we go. Oh, oh these three guys we only three guys wait
It's almost okay, it's almost completely off the base right there
Yep. Oh, we're good. We're good. We're good. Yep. Alright, we're gated. We're gated. We are gated, boys.
Good work, Key! Good work!
Now we just shit and do nothing.
BOOM!
Oh, Mr. Warden! Good morning! Let's BADZ and shit!
BADZ and Gluton's were not even shit!
My man! My man!
Good lad, see, dookin', a lad, see, daaah!
Nice kill, nice kill.
You need me in sundown? You need me in sundown!
Take me to where daddy sees my wife.
He sees your mother, he sees your mother. That's very kind of you big man. I hope you do it well.
Thanks for looking at me, Mr. E.
They're pulling the back on me.
I'll just borrow another guy.
I'll just keep her open.
He's getting pinged right now.
We're pushing up to the base. I see like four of my guys pushing up there.
Oh
That's the air
You got close guys everybody back to the zone back to the zone guys we just let the zone run right by us
None of us even didn't sound no, no, no, no, they pulled it. They pulled it again. Oh, yeah
Yeah, they pulled it again.
Who's just gonna say it?
What the fuck?
You gotta get up there, guys.
I'm just gonna take that tower.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm gonna take that.
I'm gonna take that.
Get the sheets out of the castle!
George!
What the fuck?
There's a guy in the sun...
Sunflowers.
He's hanging out in the sunflowers.
He's got a little sunflower boy.
Oh
Perfect
Fantastic fantastic what a sweet treat what a sweet move of life. Well, I'm dead guys
It's not me to the sandbag. Let's see
I'm killing myself
Anyway, I cut myself to mm-hmm. Let's run back. Let's run back. You actually let's let's lay the helicopter on top of the tower
Yeah
Have a whole team we did
We do we have a whole couple of we have the APC over there that we could just say this is 16,000
Mr.. 16,000 drop us up to that red red town
I'll do it myself
I'll take down that tower myself, call me Hibibi!
Come, come, come, come, I'm with you, I'm still here.
I've got CC-1000 landing me right on the roof.
Look, I'm...
We're gonna be real fast.
I'm waiting for you in Fort Worth.
Thank you, with CC-1000.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
I didn't want to find children.
Oh, I would find son by son
with you any day of the week as well, mother.
I'm over here.
I'm here by the door.
I just need to blow this shit up.
It's hard to compete
with little Rodney to find anything.
All right, we're coming in hot. We're coming in hot.
We're running right at the roof.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
We gotta, oh my god, this guy's crazy.
I'm jumping out of the bed.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh, I missed a guy.
Just a smidge and, just a smidge and I missed it.
Oh, shit, I'm alive, I'm alive!
I'm gonna live forever!
I'm gonna live forever!
of
the
death of
death
of
death of
I
Listen you guys get here
The same say baggles you say baggles you watch your holes basically what I'm saying watch all holes
I got you chief I got you chief
Yep
Oh, we're in circle. I mean the boys are outside there outside the tower. It's you pretty good
You're in circle. You're in circle. You don't need a tower anymore. Yeah, you don't need a tower anymore
Really, I'm at the tower. I'm not tired of it
Yeah, but you're now you're out of the circle. Oh, that's you
I'm taking this tower fuck the circle
C4 I'm C4 yes before oh should I do I am C4 I'm C4
I'm coming I'm coming let's make this between the secrets ready okay I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm gonna this you got this door be careful right out the blue door
be careful
oh boy oh no I see if I see if he's up the door he's on the door wait five and
eight I'm ready I'm gonna have an AP hold on better boy better boy I'm better
Click
Okay, all right. All right. All right. So glad we kill ourselves. Yeah, I killed myself.
Okay. All right. I'll kill myself. I'll kill myself. All right. We go back. We go back.
I'm getting more C4. We land right on the roof. We take their farm, capture, kill them
all. I bet you need the APC in there as well. We blow that thing up, yeah?
Oh
The red ABC where's that? Oh, we blew it up
The how are they shooting people that base?
Well, they probably brought it back, but listen to circles somewhere totally different now lose on circles
This is easy thousands coming because up coconut. Oh, yeah, yeah, yes
I'm not a spot
Here you are
Yeah, yeah, come on come on good. I'm good. Good. There's a neck and neck. We're gonna score. I know 45 46 52
You're lucky. We go
That we won a game since the private sure open yeah, we won the last game again. Okay good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank God
All right, we at least have a little water. We at least have a little glory. I think it's right to
Tower for Tower for
Yes sir, yes sir!
You little fucking asshole!
Oh, Mr. Father of Tech!
I want to thank you so much, good man!
Good half man!
Thank you, my boy!
Thank you, my boy!
What happened to your music, Mr. CC-1000?
What are you got?
Email rest for the wicked.
Oh,
Oh,
Shesh!
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Where are you boys at? Where are you boys at?
We're ahead to our tower four.
I'm probably going to hit the beam drop by the time we get there.
We're good, we're good, everything's under control, everything's under control.
Yeah, where are we dropping?
We're dropping down to the floor, right where we died.
Ready, bunch?
We guys are going to die.
We're good.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know about this thing.
Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.
I don't know about this thing.
Fuck
May I suggest perhaps we go after the
Wait, Steve, I can't. Wait, wait, can you, can you land on my roof and grab me?
These aren't pilots, they're alive.
We cookin' and cookin' and try to, try to jump over here, Shepard.
There's no way, dude, there's no stairs.
Yes, just fly in and grab your ass.
I mean, you jump on like the railing here, Shepard.
You have to believe, you have to believe.
It's just a house, it's just a house.
You have to believe!
He's working on it, he's trying to smash it.
We're by the zone and there's no fucking green here, it's just four of us.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to zone, I'm going to zone.
I'm sitting on my roof, taking civilian light, watching the stars.
All right, you guys can worry about the war.
I've enjoyed the night.
Mr. Milkman! Mr. Milkman!
Oh my God, they're everywhere.
They're everywhere! Hey, coconut, you jackass! He got me!
Oh, he doesn't need a little motivation.
Thank you, Mr. Muckman. Thank you. He's got my defense on my body.
He's got my defense.
I somehow slid off the roof.
Before all that coconut oil, I broke my body before we would have to war. It helps the bullets kind of sling off, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna write to you if you don't you worry. Thank you, Mr. Mouthman. Thank you. Here's ten whole dollars
Hey, did you have the C4? Yeah, I got the C4. He'll come to me. Oh now you need my help, huh?
Okay, never mind
You need my help
Now you need my help. What a coincidence guys. What a coincidence. You're gonna say we got a chance to quit the big hole
I will help you as long as I get a quick sorry peanut for leaving you to die
I'm waiting mr. Coco. Oh, you know what fuck you
You would've done the same for you.
You would've done the same.
You would've been like, oh, sorry, leave it to the head.
No, I would not have.
Better luck next time.
Oh, I drew it all.
You have to speak for it.
I'm gonna find this.
We're there.
Right here.
Do I blow up in the door?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stand back, stand back.
Stand back!
What? I was building.
What? I was building.
I'm building up, I was building up, I was building up, oh, that opened, it's building.
Okay, it's open, it's opening, it's-
I'm going in!
Get in there, come on, get in there!
Dude on a crane, second down.
Where the fuck are you guys?!
Oh shit.
We're on tower one, we're on tower one!
I go to a site.
I go to a site.
Peanut, peanut C4.
I got to cut up.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm coming up.
Move!
This is me not doing the same cookin' up, by the way.
Fuck you!
We're yet, we're yet.
Inside. Inside. Second's like, you can boost.
He's above where I'm dead.
You can boost or shoot down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
No
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
What? Why don't we take the fucking hot zone?
Why don't we take the hot zone?
That's a stupid idea.
You're a stupid man with stupid ideas.
That is a very smart idea.
Made from a very smart man.
A man with smart ideas.
Do that, do that, do that.
I'm in the tower, I'm in the tower.
I can kill them all from up here.
You guys, the farm is right here. We can see the whole base right now
I'm gonna find I'm gonna find I'm hacking it. I'm hacking it
Right now. I can't even shoot
60%! 60%!
70%! 70%!
I'm gonna shot him! I'm gonna get shot!
Go get him! Go get him!
90%! 90%!
I got him! I got him! I got him!
On the doorstep! You get open now! You get open now!
I'm gonna try to blow up the CBC, but I don't have enough.
I'm blown up! I'm blown up!
Yo!
I got a tower, I have a tower.
I have a tower.
I have a tower.
Two C bar in the back, here we go.
I'm fucking blowing it.
I got it.
I got it.
Blue MBC down.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Go on top, grab the tower.
Take it over.
We capture.
We capture.
We capture.
I also blue up the A.D.C.
The kids won't get any more.
No, I mean the actual drill.
The drill controls.
Oh, I've got three on.
Oh.
Oh.
And it's gone.
Wait, what happened?
And it's gone.
And I got side by some guy like two of these way
Just ignore it pain is all in the mind pain is in the mind. I just got a team kill assist. What I saved the world
All right, Dr. Dr. Green thumb get one more of those
You get one more of those big man.
You get one more of those big man.
You get one more of those big man.
You get one more of those big man.
I'm talking one.
I'm talking the number next to two.
And I'm not talking the one above it.
I want to move on the move.
We'll have to get the job in the car.
I'm not there
He's got about a ton of blue guys to meet the charge of the woods
dead fuck
When you die fuck, I don't know. I just got sniped
Is that the guy from earlier?
Did you guys take over the tower the actual drill?
Rain
I hacked the tower tower for three. Okay, okay, apparently if I hacked this
He was he was good are you sit down? I'm in the tower. I'm in the tower. Are you down or alive? I'm alive. I'm alive
I'm scared. Don't be scared. What? I'll pinch you to carry
I would like to tell you guys that I have taken down tower number five.
Just a normal Friday for Mr. Habibi.
Alright, let's go ahead and hop up, make sure this place is cleared out.
Are you all the way to the top?
Mr. Coco?
Yeah, yeah, I'm at the top.
Hold on, I'm trying to find the tourer.
I'm going to go back down there.
I'm going to clear out the rest of it.
Just dropped in.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, Dave.
Should I just try and hack it?
Just try and hack it.
Just try and hack it.
Just try and hack it.
085 something eight.
It's something something something something something we need the number
Give me a number. Where's the computer at? Where's the computer at? Where do I get it?
Zero! Wait, I got it! Zero, eight, five, eight. Red. That's a code.
No, no, no, no, because they are holding the red tower. They're holding tower number four.
Wait, so we need that number. We just need a guess, dude.
Zero, eight, five, blank, eight is what we have. We have zero, eight, five, blank, eight.
I'm putting nine, eight.
Okay. It's not nine. It's not nine.
Hey there, just go down, go down like the numbers, you know what I mean?
8, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, come!
9, 8, 7, you know what I mean?
It's on 8, it's on 8, it's on 8!
Alright, go 7, go 7 then!
It's 7, it's 7, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
We're dragging it, we're dragging it, we're dragging it!
We're pulling it, we're suckin' it, we're suckin' it!
Oh, shit!
It's the first time I've ever done that!
Get him!
Hey, leave a helicopter right over here.
I need ammo, I have no ammo.
I'm destroying your nades!
Fuck up!
Fuckin' take that!
You let him know, Mr. Coco!
Here.
Oh, you're such a...
These snipers, I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I got too much! I got too...
Too much!
I thought I banned you!
I'm shit. I'm a hobbit get back in here
Wait, I actually bad you when you came back
Oh, oh
Sorry about that nothing personal mr. Hobbit nothing personal
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
That's one of the people that I I kick from the game so I can get in
I just talked to them. Oh, we shall have died because we were showing dead people here
We have to revive. We have to revive it.
I got you, Wacky! Come back! You don't do any monster!
Get out of the shoulder! Get up!
I'm sure there's so many snipers looking at us. So many snipers.
Yeah, what do we do? What do we do?
I have no idea. I haven't tried to jump down and revive a bunch of my guys, so...
That's better. I'm gonna try to jump down as slow as possible.
I think that's a good rule.
I might- I might do the no snipers rule.
Yeah, this is good.
by the way you can shoot through the floor there's a guy below us you see
the first guy did not know you can see the floor you can't in fact thank you
miss you go go thank you you know you just killed me to the floor okay that's
like yes that's magic don't let me let me take some my guys even make this no
No snipers.
Mmm.
No, he's sweet.
Guys, that would be sweet.
Oh my goodness.
No snipers.
Oh, just imagine.
Just imagine.
Oh, just imagine.
Imagine for just a moment.
You're walking through the cornfields up by the church to the north.
and some piece of sick flicking his beam over in
Mississippi doesn't take your head off with one bullet and he's just stroking his shit in the bush.
Oh incredible, incredible. It sounds amazing. It sounds amazing.
I just revived a guy and then I got collapsed snipered me and the guy I revived
John Wardog, how do we disable snipers John Wardog John Wardog?
How do we disable us? I see you actually I just realized you do it. You know you have a stream typing problem
Yeah, honestly, I bet you like 50% of those problems would go away if we just got rid of snipers in general. You mean?
Even if they do stream site in hand-to-hand combat like close range, there's still a chance we beat them. You mean? Yeah, yeah
You're taking what you're saying
Are you able to ban snipers? Oh, is that a thing? I don't know. I know I could ban. I know I can ban tanks
I can make it infantry only I know I can do that. I just don't know if I can do
Snipers only
Baby server
Baby, sir, you are not babies
We are not babies. We are not babies. We are not playing a baby game made by babies for babies
Yeah, tell them baby. We are not babies. No, we are not we are not we are not babies
Oh you want some of this?
You want some of this?
You want some of this you stupid bitch?
Get up here, get up here, get up here Pussies.
Okay.
Ohhhhhhhh.
How you feeling big man?
Not feeling too good, one might imagine.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
I think I might kill myself.
I think the developer might have gone to bed.
He's not typing to me.
Yeah, we gotta get in there, we gotta get the fuck in there.
Yeah, well, I'm flying over.
I'm gonna see if there's anything about being in the same place as mine.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
No, I see it.
I can make it.
There's two check boxes I can make the server.
It's called infantry and hardcore.
What's happening?
Ooh, what's hardcore?
That sounds cool.
I don't know.
You should, Peter, what you should do
is you should take away every single thing
and just make them fist fight each other.
Hell yeah!
What if he 30s and 40s?
You just beat the shit out of each other!
Yeah, mayway on we.
What the good old days?
What do you think hardcore means?
The inventory obviously means more tanks,
but what is hardcore?
Maybe one life?
I don't know.
Hardcore is no map or HUD?
Oh!
That's fucking, that just sounds terrible.
What do you know, I think, I think...
Well, well...
I need to talk about hardcore in other games,
like Call of Duty.
Well...
Honestly, I should be talking hardcore after this, man.
See what's going on.
Wait, what's hardcore?
I mean, dude, do you really want to die?
Hey, get shot, what's a die, baby?
That's what it sounds like that that should call a duty guys. We're not certain that that's what this guy's
You could use your mouse right why not I'm dropping soon
We're trying to next we're trying to have this much we are with this one we are with this
Oh, is that another league
Okay, hold on
Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you the fucking hot zone, bro? Oh shit, we're gonna lose. Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?
Jesus Christ.
What the hell, guy?
Fuck you!
What the hell?
I was typing in chat, and I forgot how to get back.
I was asking how you were and you shot me in the face!
I was panicking. I was panicking.
Yeah.
Well, be calm now.
Be calm now.
What the fuck are you okay?
I need to borrow that sniper for shake it.
They're on top of tower 4.
Tower 4?
Thank you.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
shot from
box
it hurts
boys were dropping
okay that's good
what the hell
where the hell am I getting shot from
am I blind
There he is.
Oh, that was about 1,000 miles an hour.
What gun are you using?
I'm using the XB98.
I've been loving the AK.
People say it's shit.
I mean, this gun's one of the best guns for a reason.
I love the AK.
I like my setup a lot.
You should try it.
You're talking about the AK-47 is one of the best guns
for a reason.
That's the AK-74.
What the hell?
Mr. P, Mr. P, we got-
the hell the one five four five one
simple as you do at 39
hey my god back sir I need my gun back
Hey Mike, I'm back.
Can you revive me? Can you revive me?
Um, no.
Fuck you.
Leave me here.
Alright, get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
If we have some C4 right now, that should be heat.
I got C4 right now.
You do?
Sorry.
I see, I see, I see, I see. Come down, come down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, let me see hold on I might have smoke. Yeah, I have smokes here. Where are you?
potentially we can potentially suck it again. Oh god. Who could have this type of
be this type of me? Yeah, hold on. I spoke for you. Yeah, I spoke to what?
Oh, wait, we're in, we're in, what the fuck?
Move, move, move!
Ain't no way!
Uh, hey, just a little... just a little...
...heal of your voice.
I got you, Pb, don't do any much!
Would you hurry?
Would you hurry?
Hoppy to the carrier.
Hoppy to the carrier, you go watch.
Oh, they go, they go, they go, they go, they go, they go, they go!
I
See you guys guys. We might not want to do hardcore mode because I think we're gonna leak what it is the demo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't have the game. We probably should do it
By should do it by should do it unless
We took it. We took it.
We took it. We took it.
Oh, good work.
He's upstairs.
Come upstairs.
If he didn't have hardcore serves up in the last playtest, he really did.
He did?
Don't get one guy.
Don't get one guy. You just want me to leak.
You just want me to leak.
You try to one guy me to leak the stuff.
Holy crap, who's that guy? I'm just gonna ban him for using a sniper.
There we go. He didn't have them, but they actually...
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Don't worry guys. Step is down. Step is down. Step is
down. Locked it in boys. Locked it in.
They had what what they have what they have
What is hardcore being that what does it mean like what's it mean the game?
Oh
I'm going to the top of the tower
There's no up here. Oh, here's the tower doors boys
Yeah, yeah
We better from Chad
Balanced as all things should be as all things should be
Hmm
Hello, P.M. These are rude this game by by crying about snipers. Oh, dude. I'm sorry guys
I'm sorry for bad people in my own private server. Oh, no
Oh my god, this will affect the game as a whole
It's all affect the game as a whole for short by many people
I'm tracking the logic. I'm tracking it. I'm tracking it. I'm tracking the logic. No, you worry
I'm right there with you. I am right there with you. I hate me too
Boycott the beat up boycott the beat up boycott the beat up
In tracks, I know that's what I'm saying. There's the logic right there
I
Right I'm going to circle guys red box. Yeah, but with the guys these were points
That's not good. I'm
Have you guys try to go little yet? I'm trying it out. You think you're little is either really good or really bad
I just depends on how you build it. I
Like if you go little it was like no recoil at all
I
Would you care much here? Let's go
Hey, I do a box. I was you don't watch. Oh, sir. Oh, you watch only
Only the nuts can tell that's right only I can use a sniper and what else gets banned no snipers except for me
What do you want to use this type of that's the rule that's the rule. That's motion
I'll tell you I do I'm gonna get a lot of hate for bad people on my server tonight
Guys private servers are not a new thing like they happen in every game guys
I don't know why are you getting hate for choosing who you want and not want in your private server?
I don't know like they're getting banned from the game
They're getting banned from their server, right?
What the hell are these people talking about?
I just happen to be the first guy to own a private server.
When there's 10,000 private servers in like two weeks,
you're going to go to everybody's town and be like,
oh dude, you can't have your own rules.
You can't have your own rules on your own server.
Wait a minute, you can't do that?
And then you go to the next community server in the list of 10,000
and you go, hey, hey, you can't have your own rules
in your own server that you paid for?
now you don't get to do that it's a private server guys this is not the main
game yes the main game is the circle and we are going there right that's
right that's right that's right that's right I'm dead circle already got four
of us on here
holding holding holding holding holding
get in the circle get in the circle
you guys are out of the circle get in
I'm in I'm in I'm in boys I'm in
they're dropping they're dropping
hey see what I see what
oh he's mean fucking us he's mean fucking us
oh my god
No, no, no!
I'm not a lot to mug.
Yeah, do several rules.
Do several rules.
No mean mugging.
No mean mugging.
No mean mugging.
Oh my god!
Get in the fucking circle, everyone!
I'm in the circle!
Are you?
No, no!
I can see.
I see enemies over here.
We went too fast.
We got to move.
We got to move.
Get that head south.
sit a head south
how do you smell my fucking asshole
that's what a little taste to me that's what a little taste
but does it smell like ood
no it smells like ood it's very halal
very halal
wait they're pulling back
they're pulling back they're pulling back
go back go back
what the fuck
Where
Guys this guy's only Canadian is broken the dirt which way like 20 meters away. Oh
There's a hole in the wall, there's a hole in the wall
Don't I took about though I took about you got some
Oh yeah boys perfect shot thank you the jet thank you the jet hold the wall right
here
same for you guys
by the best by the best ever do it
I'm going I'm going in
I think all of the guys out of that blackhawk are dead I'm bored I'm bored
I got teeth when I blow the wall. Blow it up, blow it up, blow it up.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Yeah!
Charge!
Fuck!
Little shit hiding.
There's one near my body.
I'm on the drill, I'm on the drill!
Okay, the ground floor, let's get...
Ground floor clear, I'm going up.
You can't even shoot me up here, I'm hacking the farm right now!
I mean, shoot me up here, boys!
Why can't I revive?
What's going on?
Oh, no!
You're stupid.
You're not stupid.
Well, let me just...
Come here.
Come here.
Are you gonna fuck me?
Come here.
No, don't fuck me
Oh god
Just get my defense
I'll go away. I'll become a farmer in Italy. You'll never see me again. You'll never see me again. Please please
Can we sell the APC?
We need to repair the APC
Oh, oh god oh my god. I have to let the people know I have to let the people know I just let the people know
Oh god
What the hell I had to let the people know man, I had lots of people know. I had lots of people know
I
I have to inform the people!
They shouldn't point at you, hold up, we're just a quick revive to do me wonders, guys.
Just a quick revive to do me wonders, guys.
Can we get Cocoa?
Just do a quick revive, boss.
Just take Quickie.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm killing myself.
Oh, Mr. P and me both took it away. Good man. Good man. Thank you, my boy. Appreciate you, my boy.
That's Reg's gonna win this game.
What the hell is that guy doing? Is he coming with us?
Get in your peanut. Peanut, get in there. It's broken. It's way, it's way, the thing is waiting repairs, waiting repairs.
I know, nobody's gonna fucking repair it unless we bring, unless one of us grabs a wrench.
I'm right there behind you P be where we're we're we're
Go go go go guys by the way we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go right now
Be booze ravelling if we don't get a bunch of greens in there cuz music of the night. It was gonna die
Right a hot job right a hot job we gotta revive our guys to that would give us like plus six
Oh.
Oh my god.
Right to hot zone.
Right to hot zone.
It actually has to be blue.
It has to be blue.
Mr.
Oh man.
Tell somebody to patrol the APC.
We can't spawn there.
That's just gonna win.
Oh shit, dude.
Repeat, repeat.
You gotta revive ship of our guys.
I
Did I use it me are you see me guys guys guys
Try not to kill you lose
I'm here I'm here
Damn it.
Nooo.
And I'm dead.
Nooo. Nooo.
And we're nice.
Salad.
As all things should be.
That's right.
That's right.
What a sweet treat.
What a sweet little life.
Hurray!
Let's go pump servers.
Let's go pump servers.
Let's do it, dude.
Let's do it.
Let's change our names and go pump servers.
You down?
Okay, okay, okay, I'll be
Julio Julio
Julio
Julio was so close a little 20 pilot Julio the Jalice
Should we all be what
Okay, it is. It's been a shit.
It's been a shit.
Apparently there's a streamer mode. You better change the name.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Wait, no, I don't think she's gonna actually change the name.
I need to hide somebody else's name.
No, there's anonymous mode.
Is it anonymous mode?
Oh, fantastic. Let's do that.
Yeah, I'm gonna take a shot.
Oh.
Tears concerned. Tears, boys.
I'm back in I'm back in which ones you guys join. I haven't done one just yet. I'm looking for the
the the the the the adonamish mode hmm oh yeah i see it i'm doing some you guys
right on me yeah yeah yeah i can't really see you when you're in a server i
can see coca though yeah peanut you're on you're just online i
advice you wish I might wish
oh
training is raining
enjoy my mind
first I can't
can't it just shows you online but not in a game
absolutely right for now
it wait holy shit all right god they go that's me there you go and one for you
You can share one for you, Mr. Habibi.
I drew the BG, drew the BG.
All right, I'm gonna kill,
I'm just gonna eat my dinner real quick.
I'll be back.
How big is the Q?
Two or four?
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
Would you engage out of Q, decent?
You guys, this is the league scene from last week, right?
That's right, that's right.
And you guys call me fools for drawing it up in the paid.
You were cooking, me was cooking.
Oh wait, I'm eating. Guess what I'm eating.
It ain't me! It ain't me!
It ain't me!
Are you eating a sueno?
I'm eating halal.
Oh, are you sure our names are changed?
That's not a food.
I'm eating halal food.
Oh shit, my name is Orton!
No, are you eating Middle Eastern food?
That's a sweet name.
Hello?
Oh fuck.
Uh, I'm eating yours.
Yours?
That's a sweet name.
Yeah, okay.
Yours are Greek.
I'd like to know if yours are Greek.
the penis of me
I'm gonna eat you
What you told me Skorma was penis. What is it?
Because I wanted you to eat mine, but it is a sandwich
With beef, you know like a it's like a middle-eastern
So what am I?
Yeah
Beedus you get food me food me once same on you who me twice my so what am I?
Same on same on me
For me three times to be me for me three times
Ain't happening. Okay. Wait ain't happening
Oh
For me four times who's orchid you eat my swarm up
I'm with you Coco. Oh
You guys are green team or you get a hundred okay?
Oh, we got a team of five people with a clan tag called rats
Yeah, I'm green I'm green I'm gonna I'm gonna start a new squad
Coco Coco join my squad. I'm gonna start using these other
I'd run, I'd run.
I'm a hoary shit. I'm a hoary shit.
I see you hoary shit.
I'm hoary shit. I'm hoary shit.
Hoary shit. Hoary shit.
Ooh!
Hoary shit.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oh, Mr. Knopp!
Oh, a big shot!
Can you uh join my squad of squatters wait I made shit I just I just left the
squad wait what's your name
Fox not one Fox not one Fox not one wait we got banana chicken and orchid
Kicks off Kicks off is not one of us
Wait who are you I'm I'm orchid is that you is that you okay okay I'm orchid I'm
I'm worried shit.
No, you're chicken.
You're chicken.
I'm worried shit.
This is me.
You're chicken.
You're chicken.
I'm worried shit.
Oh.
Chicken, son.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Guys, guys, who wants to bet?
Who wants to bet we do five times better right now?
Who wants to bet we do five?
No, ten times better right now.
Oh my god, man.
No, what do you know we are? No one knows no one does well
Yes, get in your voice. Nobody's talking about coming up, but
nothing
Oh shit guys, we leaked the server whenever we opened up there
Oh wait, I don't have a person either! Oh fuck! I forgot about Pursuit!
Well, that was a good 30 seconds. That was a fun 30 seconds.
Hi! Hi, sir!
It was beautiful while I lasted. It was beautiful while I lasted for just a few short moments.
I think there's there's definitely more people that don't know than people that do know
You can control the sport
It's funny not gonna save your life
Like I would use it if you were getting dropped on top of a tower like an enemy tower
And you like maybe miss it like a couple feeds you move a little bit
But it's ten times the price
I just can't listen to that song specifically
Guys do not let that song play on your stream
Oh wait, he's still talking. What the fuck?
That guy knows it's the ones that I can't have. What a jackass!
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Why not? They take out my whole video because it's all by some jackass company.
I
Do the size he do the size
All right, let's hit the song so much. It's a blotcher. Let's get on
Fucking
I got some pressure on my shit. I'm not excited to use this thing
Yeah, I was using the special but it lowers the amount of time or raising my time it takes to get to your face with the guy
I took it off. Oh, oh really but not by a lot not by a lot. It's a little bit. That's why you be worth it
So these the words yeah, yeah, can you hear this?
Thank you. You know where I came from. Oh, where where I know but like we can find a shot at you
Can you track that oh
Yes, you did I did you see him? Yeah, yeah, oh where did that come from?
Oh God
We got a lot of shakin' for the bus
Who let, who let fuck him?
I like my fuck it martinis, shakin' not stern
The name is man
Asian man
Oh, could it happen to, oh really?
A horny shed
Oh really?
A whole peanut, peanut, I think there's going to be a lot of fucking guys on this street
Ah, nah
We're bad, you just paranoid go get it, come on
Come on.
What do I know?
Then what do you know?
Come on, boys.
That's that white part of you.
I ran out of ammo.
Please, I got you.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Get him right down here.
He's dead.
One more.
I got one more.
Oh, there's a ton of them.
There's a ton of them.
I see at least six guys around you, to your left.
To the left, one to the left.
Two to your left.
Two on me.
Two on me.
I'm looking left.
You look right.
I go to your right.
They're all up the hill.
There's one right behind you.
A holy shit.
A holy shit.
Dude, we just popped off.
Jesus.
Holy fuck.
I kill ourselves.
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Dude, what is our team?
We killed like eight.
We were cooking.
We were cooking.
Maybe I should change my name to Horry-Morry.
Horry-Morry, Horry-Morry, shit it.
You go good, huh?
Huh.
Come on, boss, come on.
I'll be with you, sir.
Yeah, I'll be with you.
You guys, wait, hold on, guys, guys, guys.
I've changed my name to Hori-bori.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's not gonna help until next game begins.
The fucking hell is after.
Wait, are you sure? Are you sure it won't?
I'm pretty sure it won't.
I'll turn it off and out of this mode. You ready?
Yup.
Oh, I want to see my nameage.
Oh shit. Did she? What the fuck?
Maybe that's just rough.
Am I Hori-bori?
All right. No, you're broke. You're perfect now. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Quick buggy way to make all your names to burp peanut that way that way never
I'll never know never know I'll never know I'll never know dude. It's actually meta
All right
All right, holy shit and horny mori for all the case
I should be all right back that that church dude. Look at the map. Those are all live peaks
That's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen red people. You see that?
Yeah, our team better clutch. No
We just entry flag like a quarter of their team. You guys want to go in behind them?
Come in the rear. I
Be down back
Let's do it
You want flying?
I'm not to be confused with 9-Eleven.
We are supposed to be close enough to fight behind the enemy.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, Mr. Habibi.
This is a good flag. This is some Delta for a shit.
Hell yeah it is.
Do we jump to the left?
I'm jumping. I'm jumping.
Are you jumping?
I'm going up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, so many in front of us. So many.
Get a miss you chicken. Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh
One more so one more. We wait for him
Guys, let's go back. Let's go back. Let's go back. Let's all hop on helicopter go back
When I play again
Let's do it. Let's do it. I
Need 30 rod max and 75. This is crazy. They don't have it yet
And we've been at level 22
you. Yeah, I'm telling you, try AR bro. That's a change.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. With a high scope.
No. Dude, you're gonna fry, bro. I'm telling you, man.
No, I'm seeing the FB5 is meta. It is meta. Mr. Star.
Okay, I've got what we have. Let's go.
Mr. Star, can you please take us to the church?
Oh, did anyone grab a heli or am I?
Wait, where the fuck you got going?
We don't want to say anything.
We fall.
We fall.
What the fuck?
You get to next ride, honey.
You'll be fine.
Oh, I'm going to bring the APC down, all right?
You driving the APC?
Oh, I'm driving the APC.
I'm going to pay for it, too.
I wonder if I got $452,000.
Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly!
That changed to a holy cow.
You changed to a holy cow.
Alright, right behind the chance.
I should go to the side of the drop as well.
Yeah, I don't know what this guy's doing.
Who's the other party dropping up from the coaches?
Yeah, hey much much. I mean the one three
two
What I jumped I go
We take this whole church damage coconut you
Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit. Look in.
Look in.
I'm going to...
I'm going to... I'm going to...
That's a... that's a farm.
That's a farm.
We gotta catch that thing.
Okay, okay.
Dude, there's a lot, though.
Like, those...
The problem is they all rez each other.
It's when we all just kill them all in one fast swoop.
Yeah.
me when I'm dead I'm gonna heal I gotta heal the point of
pushing I see I see I see I see I see I'm holding
I regret taking the APC above you above him or the record above you
Okay good
I'm gonna quick mag
Good
I hear what right about me coconut you gotta push it there we're gonna push them before they arrive
I'm dead. He's in the middle of the road. He's really in the middle of the road right turn my body up that goddamnit damn it fuck
How do we suck so bad?
Hori shit!
Hori mori!
Hori cow!
Hori how do you quit?
Get out of there.
Is APC up? You got that APC?
I got it, I'm bringing it.
It's taking a little...
What do you know that I got?
You know that I got it.
It is a long ride.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I bought it at the helicopter.
You more than two of you dumbass?
No!
No, we got this alone.
You know what I should go get let's shock it off shock it on that's the answer problem
Shoot like one. We're packing bags healing up. Let them read
We just cut through the church like a hot night to bother use all of our bags all of it
Yeah, then this is you you got to find this bitch 100% 100% I mean, I mean, oh, yeah, of course
But you's gonna fuck you
Now you're a bunch of fucking bitches hundred percent
Yeah, I love it.
I've never said that, Shabby.
Red team won.
Two teams.
And you heard what the new nickname for the red team is?
The red races.
Oh, wow.
Is that what they call them?
Yeah.
Let me join them real quick.
Holy shit.
Holy moly.
Holy fucking shit.
I
Get it boys lock it in don't bad me do not ban me
All right, he sees almost there boys. Nice. Nice. Nice
We should we should come because the ABC
Damn, we go there. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. You
I'll pick him up. I'll pick him up. Well, you gotta give us a ride though. We're stranded out of here. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be I'm still in here. I'm in the APC.
in the APC.
I gotta tell you those pilots over at 2001, they were pretty accurate, B.
I'm telling you, it's pretty good.
It's a pretty fucking...
I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty hard.
That's not what that was, but yes, I...
Are you fucking...
I mean, you're talking about Japan.
Oh, so they've got to swerve it.
During World War II.
It takes a lot of skill.
Do you guys heal into the drug?
No, you can't.
can you can boys oh we're already here
was right down the road hello hello
howdy howdy boys I couldn't let you move to the
movie the church out okay you just fucking tell me pick me up
you just
Holy shit the whole time.
It's an holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, we're going the wrong way.
Go back! Go back!
Oh, it's a little...
Wait, oh, fuck you, stupid bitch.
I'll be back. I'll be back. Get reppin' here.
Who?
The swathe of reppin' here. And Aaron, yeah.
These guys, I know like our medics. They've been taking us up.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it changes name because the street mode guys
Yo, can't be
Got me. Say nice. Nice. Go. Is there one more or no, I might be I don't know what's up
Oh, the 1.5 is so nice. Holy shit
I'm a 3x or honestly, I'm a 3x enjoyer
I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna judge you for it. You know, I like the 3x
What you what's that you want to be the one eggs
Play this house this house on my pink on my pink. Yeah, I'm back. I'm back
I
Want me getting thirty thousand three hundred
happy killing a guy
I'm just thinking about it
Is that a border bus near the house?
Under a bushy?
Dude, is this guy rockin?
Mr. Orchid? I'm down
I'm pushing him, I'm pushing the house
Mr. Aaron?
Ah, Govind?
I got Aaron, okay not.
Oh, that's Mr. Orton, do you?
Oh, that's not about Orton.
I just used my, uh, my personal jump out of the second story building.
So this guy's on the back, out the back.
This guy's out the back, careful.
Kill this guy, kill this guy, one more on me.
Did you have one on the way?
Boop, boop, boop.
Another one dead, another one down on me.
Upstairs, clear, all clear.
You're trying to butter boost me, holy shit.
Oh
And you might be people this building over here, there definitely is 100%
This guy in the next building
What the hell I just sniped from nowhere
Where is he sniping from somewhere to the southeast your bandages up here? Yeah
Yeah, we're so I'm right next to you
Right here to strap them
How these ways out these go to it up go to it up
hold on I'm gonna go on this guy go go go
I'm gonna go to his bandages real quick
I'm looking for him
got his bandages yeah I got him
got him
there's a mozen on this guy right here I might just grab the mozen
I'm packing my bag and I'll be good to go
there's like two snipers
Like, like, sniping us.
I killed the one in the southeast.
Southeast, I'm going south.
Southeast.
Wait, he's down here.
You got him?
I got him.
I got him.
He's down here.
He's dead.
OK.
We got to move east.
So we got to move east.
All right, I'm coming.
I'm going to the zone.
Guys, what's that right on his right eye?
I'm dying literally 10 times less than I was on the private
center.
If the vibe is just better, too.
100% on the front share, right?
100%.
Listen, we'll get that private server down
so we can actually use it.
But right now we don't have the stuff implemented to make it work.
Yeah, I did private service just like when we got big ass like Wobbies, bro.
Like we got like 30 streamers.
Are we pushing?
Are you pushing the hard drive?
Okay.
Let's get a coconut.
What mess is this?
Let's get a coconut.
Up.
I don't feel like I don't feel a bit of...
One in the house, no?
We got Mr. Salt?
I
Have a head in my head
I'm not the last as I said absolute stroke sentences. Yeah, I'm heading in
Yeah, okay, good. I was gonna have a stroke. I'm gonna have a stroke. Yeah, you suck like it, bro
I'm gonna sip water at eight hours. Oh, we're drinking sweet silly
We get a sip water at me
I
46 they're being I read I think it's cool
Hey, doesn't focus you have any hydration make me think anything. Uh, no, I don't think you doesn't hide your species
Oh, well, they should okay. I'll let him know
All right down back down we go. Oh, thank you. Good. Sir. You guys give me a picture
Like what mr. Chicken?
Wow, you're cool. Hell yeah, good job, man.
Why are you so hydrated? Oh my god, I thought I didn't have a person
to hold me shit.
What? What? What? What?
What? What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
I killed that guy's dad.
We're going to wait?
George's coming right towards us boys.
I was going to tell you this building.
Yeah.
We're gated boys, we're gated boys.
Yeah, we got this shit.
Err yeah!
He's over here!
Over Jordan?
I see him, he's right there.
There's much, there's much.
He ran behind the wall, I hit him twice.
I don't think I see anyone in the house.
He's behind this wall right there Pete.
I see more in that hill too.
Three more in the hill.
There is one in the house, there is one in the house.
Okay, okay.
I'm going in!
I
Got it good work. Good work now. He'll
Hold green house first we'll see it
How to screw you how to play it
You sure this one on that hill for sure
Oh, yeah, boys, like here or something.
Well, I got a pack of good bags for chicken.
Tell me, is that it?
He's on the hill.
I just realized, where the hell is gimmick and jingy in six and a half hours?
Give me and give me Genji and John are playing together if we want a bigger team that'd be a great team
There was well, there's no level up to level 15 then come play with us
I mean
Yeah, what keeps like fucking four hours?
I just realized that we said that and then it was it's been six and a half hours
I've been left for eight hours. It feels like I've been left for two, dude. It's crazy. This game actually is takes a day away
It's insane
I
Much much much is this our tower? Yeah, yep
Might do a little bit of a sniping out here
You were on my private sir Rod Van you son
You know the rule of my private server said only Burke peanut can snack
Boys love following rules up
It cook it up bet you ten bucks
I'll bet you tell you know you don't actually 20 bucks huge 20 bucks
Like tomorrow at noon someone posts on Twitter me banning people and doesn't make sure it was a private zero
Oh, it's already live. It's a Twitter account already tweeting about it right now
There's a dog
It's been me the whole time you give you stop you use it
Oh this guy you stole your e-bike
That's right that's right
The truth is people peanut actually made this game
He's a massive developer and he made
Sam, he made this game mecha-chameleon
Mecha-chameleon? Alright, alright
That'd be actually genius
Oh shit!
Are you okay?
No I promise you put on my D-Fib
my defib to revive our teammate and there was a guy just sitting on him he was bouncing on it he
was bouncing on it i'm gonna bounce on it too i'm coming hold on holy shit that account that
twitter account it's called the burnt banner oh yeah no shit yeah the burnt banner
where's the hot job we keep losing it dude i don't know it's fucking gone it's in the east
To the east we gotta move
Guys my kid is expensive. I'm doing five guys
Guys, I'm really glad I still got a 5-hundred.
Can we stop Fiddling with the gun?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
What?
Jesus Christ!
Get my character of model trains that stat!
You guys are alone by the way.
Nobody from the team would do it to you.
It's okay, it's okay.
I got my boys right here, I'm gonna revive them.
Fuckin'
I got you boys, I got you boys.
What you wearing?
What bitch can take care of you?
I got you, I got you boys.
I got you, I got you boys.
Oh, watch out!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
Got two on me?
Yeah, they're in our skin house!
house in the house good you are you right behind this juicy
I got too much I got too much majority I'll be good to hear you excuse me thank
you good check thank you
I'm gonna pack a little bit of back in my like just hitting the fucking thank you
good shit thank you the chair
I'm moving it I'm moving it I'm going in
is it hot so to keep moving they're on top they're right here the one like three
them
nice nice
we're surrounded by the red team we need help we need help we need back
Oh
We should I got eyes on you holy shit, oh, we'll kill you. Oh, I'm alive
No, holy shit. Holy shit. I'm dead. I
Don't know
I'm going to rest. I'm going to rest. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're
cooking. We're on 27000 life. We're on 27000 life right here boys. Oh. Oh designs here
Mr. Gimmick, how you doing, boss?
Hello!
What's up, you guys?
Hello, hello, hello.
By the way, you don't need to be level 15 anymore, Gimmick.
I know.
I had level 15 a long time ago, but I was playing with Jinjin and John, and we were trying to
all get level 15 together, and John was taking a little extra time.
Ah, here's your game.
Little extra time.
But, uh, yeah, I hear you guys are playing pub strippers.
Are you guys in a match right now?
They're in a match right now.
Yes, sir. Yeah, I can drag you guys to the secondary channels. You can finish your match. We'll finish ours and then drink back up
Right there
Bustin guts 41 asked me
Hello Mr. Nut, USA. An idea for you a new intro video and use ASAP Rocky Bad Company.
ASAP Rocky Bad Company?
Hello, that intro right here actually slaps. ASAP Rocky, the old choice, no no.
The AI of Arby's has no idea what you're talking about, he's lying, you do not listen to Arby's AI.
Okay, he doesn't know
I am trying voodoo Rangers for the first time
To you good sir God speed and let's ride
Move on to the church
Enemies up top right there. He's coming down. He's shooting down
Oh, thank you, Mr. Erwin?
You're welcome, Mr. Erwin.
What's going on?
It's going to be Mr. Bids?
A better bit of my flow, Glintz.
I'm like 50% sure that guy's going to be Mr. Bids.
Yeah, no, it's going to spin now. It's a microphone glitch. It's a microphone glitch.
Of course, of course, of course. I knew you wouldn't call me Mr. Bids, Mr. Erwin?
Of course, Mr. Oursheet. I love you.
Oh, he's going to be so orange.
Of course, of course, of course.
And there must be no delay in the stream, holy crap.
We're in the zone. We're in the zone.
We're going to the church.
There's a whole-ass mansion up here.
I'm going to Hobson. I'm going to Hobson.
You see this? What? You see this?
Guys, this church is absolutely fortified to the teeth.
I got, like, two bullets left.
That's how you need my... That's two kills.
I'm up 35,000 on this shit, it be do we do I'm up I'm a 63 right now
Oh no, three of them just popped out of nowhere
I'm coming, where is he?
They're on the church, they're on the church base.
Oh, I'm dead. I'm back. I'm going back.
Okay.
I'm here.
You're here.
Dammit.
Who's here? Who's here?
They're by me. They're by me. Don't worry about me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Guys, guys, guys.
I have been playing, you guys.
I've been having zero dollars
for the last six hours playing on the private server.
Ninety thousand dollars right now.
Ninety thousand dollars right now.
We're gonna have to do the first game.
Look at that.
Let's be millionaires.
You're million by the end of the night.
Let's get fucking millionaires, my boy.
I
Tell you something something. There's a big ugly
Yeah, guys in hindsight. I don't know if open it up a server where the only people that knew about it were guys from the stream was a good idea
I don't think that was a good idea. I
Don't know that was a good idea boys
That'll happen though. We all make mistakes the year passion
Yeah, this is not us. Oh wait. I don't think it's just spot randomly. I didn't know it was anyone's
I just think so this one was bought
Any higher ground I don't know why they just left it here. It's kind of weird
You're strong
We'll get another one guys
Oh my god, I almost got murdered
Have them teach the name of the server. We got to give it a list
Be more than we get more than that enemies up there enemies enemies up there plenty of enemies
Yeah, we got this this structure this is a hard push from this hill
I'm gonna go all the way around wrap try to get entry Frank's you guys can push up
I'm gonna fly right you boys guys you guys if we take that church red team is a little gun for that is like their whole
thing that's their whole thing
That's everything
Honestly, I would chuck some grenades in there that place is so packed full of people. There's one guy
I mean, I don't know the outside
They're like right on the outside of the boys happen. I just don't really have eyes on
that ride
oh my god the mozen is fucking amazing yeah my wife loves you but for some reason she
can't call you the boy oh no i love your wife for some reason she was calling me one
the morning
oh shit I was being a fucking wife oh shit oh my okay your wife is very
lovely your wife is very lovely good sir very lovely I was talking to the
little jazz just a little jazz I thought your wife got me killed right
I thought your wife got me killed right there for a second. I was about to curse your wife. That's okay
We're everybody's live everybody's okay. Everybody's fine. I love you. Love you, but oh
And lock it in boys lock it
I'm ready up the church. I'm ready up the church right now. Yeah, I'm on the church. I'm throwing them up there, dude. Oh
Man, I would I could do the mozen forever
Holy shit, maybe is that you worry worry? No, it was not me
Did you still happen to be a guy with an RPG two inches under me when I was landing
Well, I'm gonna get myself the one down right above you. Well, I'm gonna get myself hit the tower thing
another one where we're going to go but he's gonna get all them left listen up
this color okay there was a guy with an RPG right there I'm gonna want to play
this without her modes in again I'm locked the fuck in dialed in on this
Yeah, you hit the tower. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. All right.
All right. All right. Time into the old modern era guys. Time until the entire the old TV on power button.
The big red one at the top of the remote. The big red one at the top of the road. I'm telling you it will do you wonders.
Come on out, come on out.
Death crashed.
You did hit it though.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Does land quicker.
Oh.
He crashed bro.
Fuck off.
No I didn't!
How's he not getting shot at?
No right, you're a son of a bitch.
There you go, shit fuck.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, you know, you don't have arms or-
Holy shit, 63,000!
Don't worry, boys.
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
I'M COMING IN!
BOYS!
Aw, man, I wanna keep this kid so bad.
Err, sake, seven ye-steen cent, Mr. Pinard.
I don't even dare go up top anymore.
Since you have no arms, you sling your meat sword from side to side
Do imitate clapping hands.
That is correct, sir.
That is correct.
Oh, this is quite lovely.
It is a sight to see a national treasure.
What are the seven wonders of the world?
Grab a picture of it.
This is the same as grabbing a picture of Bigfoot.
A legendary capture.
Excellent question indeed.
An excellent question indeed.
One Socrates himself would have pondered over
for many a balloon. Many, many a balloon. You would have been puzzled trying to run the numbers on that one.
Who's that?
Oh, hey guys, we're right here.
He's got Geico.
Mr. Coconut, I'm right behind you.
I mean, Mr. Horry.
Fuck it, Jim.
There we go.
I think something's wrong.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Perhaps.
There's a chance.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm dead, T.
Oh, I got the next one!
I'm coming to the floor.
What the hell is that?
Did you die?
No, no, no.
The one next to you, the one next to you?
Well, the one in front of me across the street.
He's holding my body.
There is no second floor house across the team.
Did you have the one that was just vaporized?
I can rest.
Maybe he could be.
I'm up, I'm up.
I'm not sure how she got hit.
That one, that one's right there.
I marked it.
Get, get, get, get.
Move around the window.
Go, go, go!
Get to the helicopter with the evansion.
Okay, okay.
If anybody, if anybody's back,
right there, right there, right there.
Get up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
Get him.
I
Don't even see him still with the guy should be problem. See the words might be in the bush
Wait, that was an ass case you might be on the tower
We got a C dead tower we are into the bottom of it I
Gotta hear real quick here hold on you do me do me do oh
I'm going in, Coco, I'm going in!
Get him, get him, P.
One down, one down.
Two down.
One behind me, one behind me, I'm gonna die.
One behind me, I'm gonna move up, I'm gonna move up.
behind you uh somewhere uh southeast southeast southeast
you might be in the building not sure could be i i feel like he's in the
street though he stopped shooting i'm saying people got this
the hot zone the hot zone is behind us you fuck the hot zone fuck the hot zone we take the tower
i'm burl up at the hot zone the objective we're losing it i'm going
I'm gonna kill a bunch of guys here then get the numbers down
It's just capturing his mom yes
One of the ones you got you got him on the bottom on the bottom of the country
I
Mr. Orchard, I use your teeth. It's father. He's your captain. Oh god, okay? I'll go now
Oh, I think you're good to think you're good to
Who got a bug I'm hacking the father of the father
He got it!
He got it!
Google that Google that
It's gonna be cool. I can't see the whole tower. It's ours. I can't stop everything
I'm gonna try to hack it. I'll go see if we have the numbers. I'll be back. Oh, it's you're like two seconds
Yeah, I have to hack it. I'm gonna hack it.
HACK!
I'm gonna get all the scragglers.
Shoot me some... scragglers still hanging out the tower.
Working in the shadows.
You can't hack it yet.
Where's that guy though we're hacking it right now nice okay
All towers required for the code we got we got one wait how's this work wait hold on
You we do need to go capture another tower now fuck
I don't
The houses work
We only choose you have to have both
Let's go catch one more time to come to town to yeah, but there is only two times home evening. It was only two dollars
We capture tower two we'll have all the towers in the map we can pull it
Tower two?
Yeah tower two that's all we need that's all we need
Where's tower two?
I mean that's across the fucking
We were talking about it
We're moving north though
Do you have any idea how we can take down tower two?
We're moving, we're moving, we're moving
We're moving, we're moving
Yeah, I mean these attention we need a professor on this
Yeah, come on over bars. I'm doing how to meet us out. Yeah, we're the one way
I can use a nice big Mac right now big Macard. That's just as fucking good. I got me dogs last night pretty
recommendation. Oh, there we go. Say what I told you to try? No, I completely disregarded everything you said.
Dude, you gotta try it. It's pretty good. Yeah, I just cracked 500,000. Really? You can, uh, I'm not the tank now.
It's oil money. Oil money. You're not not the tank. You're not not the tank. Yes, yes, but I'd like to have
You have somewhat of a extra investment before I, I, you know,
$750,000 in order to spend $500,000.
Oh shit.
You're going the wrong way.
Oh my God, tower two is the church.
No, it's not.
It is. It is. It is. Tower two is the church.
Wait, no, wait, no.
This is
I'm on my way, but I'm alone
I imagine you can make some money like a tank, but it's such a big investment
What the hell is that now?
We gotta go up our bigos, they saved us, we gotta save their boys.
I'm by tower two.
I believe he's near tower two.
Don't get in my middle.
I believe he's closing in on tower two.
Where are you?
I'm shooting my boys.
I'm shooting my boys.
Do you see it?
of
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
the
I'm gonna
Hey, you stop over there
We have to look at it easy to get into I'm surrounded by the enemy mister not I'm surrounded by the enemy you really are
I know we have a lot of bodies guys we got like eight guys to a good you okay
Tower two tower two
Tower two boys tower two
I got like eight guys coming out to you right now much. Yeah, I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting for you
Careful careful of the northwest side of it
This guy's on the bridge
I wish we was waiting for us a tower to we gotta capture that thing what's the capture we can pull the circle our
our dudes count on us boys it's up to us
oh they're getting mortars out here
I think we wrap all the way around unless you want to go behind them
so many so many
wait we got two towers coming in
I hear them they're plenty
okay the direction you guys are coming in there's guys up the ridge
guys up here boys guys up here on the ridge
Oh god, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle.
Get out of here, stay serious.
I got him, I got him.
I got the gun.
I got the gun.
I got the gun.
I got the shot bitch.
You're a bit of healing man, I'm a bit of healing.
You get up boys, you get up boys, you get up.
You can't die here boys, you cannot die here.
Guys, my farm got hacked.
and we'll get that the same we'll give you a tower to the big I don't want to go
go go go go go go but you I would have a helmet or a chest piece
there's two right back right now that's it don't we want to go touch it
maybe this just how do we get inside it's over it's like you have to find the
Oh, I just opened it. I mean, I just closed it. Fantastic.
And...dastic...and...dastic.
Check and mate, blue team.
And Seattle incoming, did ya?
Thanks, Max.
Good day.
We have to find another way in, boss. I just closed the door, Max.
I
Wish that we do the open the thing again. Oh
Yeah, I could I could say by I'll stand by what the guy in the sandbag Lucy
We're good we're good we're good all blue team over here. We're good
We gotta go to right we gotta go to the hot zone red is fucking us
there you go now there is he going to see the farm?
maybe up top
perhaps perhaps perhaps, I will see him over there, I will see him over there
oh, he should be good sir
ahead on the top
come on up come on up
come on up, is there any way we can get that other tower back?
I'm on it right now, like I'm at it right now
Jesus, you guys, what a man!
Get out of here!
You on the roof key?
I'm gonna go to the opposite side to you, kinda
Focus!
Wait, we have it, the fobs have me man
Oh
There is no fun
There is no fun. No, it is we don't look it's on the map. I see it. It's it's right there. It's on the
South by side
It's right under me it's right. Oh, I see I see the bomb I see the bomb I can see the thing
I mean I mean about sure hacking you got me right
I get the fall right now.
I mean I'm down upstairs are coming from the wood yard the wood yard what's the wood yard
I think I got it. I think I got it. I think I got it.
It's very, very high. It's very high.
The tower at the farm. Yeah, we're gonna go capture the tower after.
We should take care of these doors. They can't come in.
Otherwise, what's gonna happen last time with the last time it's gonna happen again?
What is going on around here? What's all these bombs?
What are you doing? I'm dead. I'm getting red right now.
Let's watch. Let's wait. I'm back in the tower.
be cooling down we need the other one now but we cooling down well why don't
we just put you a charge here and grab this while it's cool down we go take the
other one how does that take the other one anyway I don't know man look at it
it's gonna take at least 10 minutes
I've been started nine minutes
I'm out of ages
I'm out of ages
Please watch
I got to go to the flock
There's usually benches in there
That's it, that's it
I need to leave like five guys here to hold this when we go to the other town again
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little rally, a little rally
Oh, you're right. That's what it is. I see we're gonna lock this place down between these books and stuff a week
Please that way that's not a hammer. You can hammer in the bottom. I need a couple of them. Oh, yeah, I'm uh, I'm not sure
One guy's inside one guy's inside
Watch out! They're shooting at our best man! Be careful!
I'm done.
Thank you, good job. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
Where are you? Where are you Pete?
I'm just hanging around. I'm in the tower. I'm in the tower.
Where I'm looking for your body my body I'm alive
I
Don't have sex with you you're nasty. I am not nice. See I showered Tuesday
What is it?
What are two days after Tuesday?
48 hours every 48 hours. It's the perfect time to shower. What do we
That's right, that's right
Let's push it. I'll be pushing T1. Uh, yeah, but our one
You know, okay. Well, are you boys thinking you're doing out here boys?
What did you think you were doing out here buster? What's your reaction is that?
And what were you doing out here, pal?
You guys left the fucking door open?
You guys left the door open?
Hey, yeah, you leave the door open, you leave the door open!
What are you fucking, born and raised in a barn?
Bards have doors, dumbass!
This is making sense!
Yeah, we gotta close them!
What were you raising, a monk temple?
That makes more sense!
Monk temples don't have doors!
That's right
I could tell what one oh, do you say that's right where the fuck are you guys we're gonna tell what I want to tell what
I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting for you. I'm more. I'm on my way. He don't I don't know I
Just know that no months would be watching the stream because monks don't have internet
It's I appreciate it against the religion. So
Can you give us a ride?
No, no, they don't need me to meet you.
We're just friends.
Hey, Coco, come to me.
We gotta help you.
No, we can just move it.
Mr. Willow.
Mr. Willow, wait for us.
Sure?
What?
What's your get?
Let me, Coco.
No, I'm not.
Let me, hold on.
Mugs don't have internet.
So even if I was wrong, no one would be here to this movie.
I'm a retired monk.
What do you mean, mugs don't retire?
Oh, holy shit, holy shit.
They eat some soon.
They go bald.
And then they die on the hill.
Oh my god, where the fuck are you guys? I got a helicopter for us.
Guys, there's an enemy in one of those.
Take me up!
We're here, we're here!
Oh fuck, you know what?
My brother, go, go, go, just go.
Let's do dangerous.
What the fuck?
We need to just go.
You have to be up, boys.
I'm coming, you guys.
He left us because you guys are getting shot at.
Who left who?
Okay, let's run it, let's run it.
There was a helicopter here waiting to take us.
Yeah, well, he's gone now
We can pick me up everybody tell what
Come come mr. Willow mr. Willow
Mr. Willow oh
Shit, I'm gonna shot across
Right now we are we are you'll give you the other tower
Good shots good shots
Happy boys happy we are your tower one a shop. We're gonna go tower a what a fuck me what?
What are we doing what are we doing why are we doing half a mile away
Come on you go revive me. I'm taking a bitch
We happy for the hot zone
What are we supposed to do, what are we supposed to do?
We gotta go to the hot zone, we've won!
No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, we do, we do, we just gotta get...
I don't know man, Pete, that's like, he's working for Team Red if you want to.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's like he's working for Team Red.
What happened?
Alright boys, let's go, we're going to Hot Zone, we're going to Hot Zone, let's go, let's go!
Everyone to Hot Zone, Hot Zone, Hot Zone!
Hot Zone!
Bro, I feel like it's too late, we're cooked.
Don't fucking push it. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running
Oh my god
Yeah
Ten points left, we're on the way.
Hotshot, hot-hot, hot-hot!
We got forty-two fucking people on the right, dude.
Hotshot!
Let's go, let's move!
I mean, I mean, I'm hopping in, I'm hopping in, tickets waiting, tickets waiting!
Let's go, P.
Thanks, boss!
No way, we're alive? No way?
Alright, alright!
If we can capture that tower ASAP, we can pull this circle and win.
I see what, no, you went, no, no, it's too late for a tower, we gotta go to Hotshot.
We're in the hot zone, real near the hot zone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's kind of okay.
Yeah, fuck the tower.
We'll do that another way.
Alright, we're in zone.
We got at least, we got six guys in zone.
Don't push, don't push, don't peek.
Don't push, don't peek.
Stay in zone, stay in zone.
One dead, one dead, one dead, one dead.
What's that scene there, Hank?
Oh shit, you got to fuck.
Yes, guys
You're working for the fucking red team. There's an obvious five
I don't do this
come on he's dead
oh that tank is just on me
I don't think I'm getting rezzed you guys
I might kill myself
Start and go to that tower while our boys are holding the circle. It's a good idea
You should hold the circle. I mean what else? Well, everybody's in the circle right now
This is our chance to take that tower
Right, you're right. Oh, yeah, let's go this way. Let's go this way. Oh, yeah
I tell you that's good. I was good ours. Are we gonna tower one? We land right on the roof. We kill everyone coming down
Yeah, it's gonna be down. Let's go. Let's go. Let's got it. I'm gonna see a PC a PC
ABC guys, that's right. We walk it down all good boys all good
That's why again, that's honestly we might just have to go for the circle. I'm not gonna lie to you
I don't even have time to do ours. Are they not holding the circle right now? No, we can't
Aww, fuck
I'm gonna go see over there
I
Mr. Aaron you take us by fucking a morons
All of you boys follow me get
And we guys we I get there and start reviving like crazy this is not good this is not good
No, they're pulling it toward the church.
Oh my god, it's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Guys, unless we get that search right now,
it can kill like 20 of those bitches, it's over.
Yeah.
We're going to have to jump right over the wall.
And just start blasting.
Hey, that's a spirit.
He's gonna be over us. We're gonna give it our best, boys. We're gonna give it our best.
I'm gonna go in there and kill everybody I see, boys.
He's not over to the family's edge.
I don't mean to, me too.
You'd have to kill, uh, seventeen of them for us to be back on 16 now.
Let's run.
Let's run!
Each body counts as two.
What should we lose? What should we lose? We gotta get in there.
Another one down. I'm in shock or something else.
Oh, that's fantastic. Fantastic.
Ah, sir, would you like to play the game that you purchased?
I've heard it's pretty fun. I've heard it's pretty fun.
Print the fund and sir, pretty fun.
fucking scooper fucking dirty scooper he's a piece of crap
two G's are we backing out to get in with Genji and all that and gimmick
why don't you see them in here
I don't know, are they going to get in?
well I don't
yeah where are they?
I
Try for what I said about the red team watch that's okay. What's it was the ice away. We are my eyes red. I
Don't see him either
We are we these guys just give me a Gigi in a game right now
No.
Little, hold on, wait, let me, hold on, wait, no way.
Wait, hold on, wait a second.
Wait, hold on a second, hold on a second.
How long are you guys gonna fight, guys?
You gotta lose 12 more hours a game
than we can do before these things go bad.
12 hours.
12 hours.
I'm about to call in two boys.
Two?
What are we?
Yeah.
I got some friends coming.
Three of us.
How are you, man?
Mr. Peanut, I went and brought the last 13 cans of
3D medicine I had in New Zealand.
Thanks for turning me into an alcoholic.
Anytime, Munch!
Anytime!
Oh, shit.
Anytime, anytime!
I've heard the meta is cleaning your job
and leaving your wife.
She have more time for drinking.
Don't tell anyone I told you that.
It's tech, it's new tech.
It's new technology.
It is new technology.
Do not tell anyone I told you that.
Hmm.
Guys, okay, we gotta find out if J.J. gonna go in the game.
Let me check their streams.
Let me take a little peep.
Take a little peep one second, boys.
GG is not screaming.
I'm gonna get a water. I'm gonna refill my water. I'll be right back.
Dude, I drink so much water and I'm never hydrated enough. It's fucked up.
Hey, gang, welcome in!
Hello, hello, hello!
Have you used the bow yet?
I have not.
No, not yet.
Bad.
You see me as you're done, right?
That's up-skill.
I
Don't know you can't he gets the ball. Haha, dude. I've been loving the ink. Okay. That's just fucking hot
You're getting like the bow is it's good
You're about to be gone how close wait, you think were you big with Jimmy?
Yeah, Genji John and core. I was playing with I
Don't know if you want to turn lobby or what but I'm just
We can at least give them the same server.
We all play on the same server and they'll maybe split into two chats.
Perfect, let's do it.
Much more better.
I'll tell you, this game already gets me.
I'm tired.
If I didn't have autism, I've got it now.
This game's got me.
You had the bigger board.
I can't even look at the chat while I'm playing this game.
If this game takes up a hundred percent of your thinking power.
Holy crap.
I can't have eight guys in this chat at the same time.
I lose my mind.
I don't like a reminds me of armor 3 man
Arm ask yeah, so let's split split into two channels
I don't care where I'm at whatever works best for everybody and we'll just get all get in the same game
Well, you mean I'd take you before the TV would start you supposed to live that's say. Oh job. Yeah
I mean up you up you up you you don't really do what you want. I just I think everybody will be as long as we get all the
Same game. I'm sure they'll be cool. We can also get in the same squad
And if we need to chat we can use squad chat at peanut. Oh, we're gonna be able to be different teams
Oh, yeah, we'll give you their teams and we can do a hundred some gift challenge
Remember which team wins hundred give subs here's guys
32 other
win the game
I would this I would this we'll be the same team and we do it had some challenge much higher stakes
whoever gets the most kills oh yeah I'll take that I'll take that okay all right let's do it then
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'll keep that
You had chicken
Coconut chicken
Holy shit, holy moly
He doesn't lobby or are you stealing a rat around we're waiting right now because she was almost died
But I mean these games go for a lot of time. It's the most time to be like 20 minutes
Yeah, yeah, no, I was I let me go tell them what the deal is I'll tell them to go into the waiting room and then
You can drag us down. This is your plan with John 93
What that could be forever
Never!
94, alright, alright, you give me a live count,
did you say the set, you give me a live chat?
If that ain't 95 by the time I count down from 10,
I'm starting the game.
10.
I'm gonna count.
Eight, no, don't count.
I'm gonna count, I'm gonna count.
Seven, seven.
I'm gonna suck it blow.
Five, four, 95, oh shit, okay, so you get 10 more seconds.
10, nine, eight, seven, don't come cooking up.
Six, five, four, three, did you say 96?
All right, one more time.
10, all right, you know what I give up.
Oh, there's John.
Hey John, how you doing, bud?
my friends I'm the best pilot on this game ever I think getting this again
move to pee you went back what up Hibibi
there she is welcome in yes they're down there to peanut we dominated red
has 14 green has zero and we're at 97 now I left the I left the match I let
miss out on the funds it's okay I got a hundred seventy one thousand I have been
on a guys gimmick I you don't do are we tried I got I got my own private
server and yeah it did not go good I thought I thought it would be on the
made serverless you actually have to click like community servers to the only
people that knew the server even exist and were people watch the screen yeah
it's not 95 percent stream snipers it's a hundred it's a hundred percent it's
all it's increased the stream size and I was just bad and people left right you
dude I'm not even joking I got I had a guy snipe me hell yeah I went over to the
tab I banned his ass I even know if you stream time up and I got somebody else
I'm bad as ass too. I got shot by a tank. I'm bad who ever was in that tank?
I'm so I got a shot. I should have shot to the shuttle rounds.
Now we're back on the power show.
Two people.
How do you actually deal with that?
What? Is that?
I said, how do you actually deal with tanks?
Whenever I see one.
I'm bad at the people inside the tank.
I had one teammate that just stood on top of it until they jumped out.
You know, you're gonna stand
We were at 98 and now somehow green I do it. I called it
I swear you have your people came over here to ruin everything
I people we were dominating a little little like uplifted
upheld, valor-containing, courageous people.
Did you know that one night ago,
I joined behind Arby's with 300 bungulators in the chat?
I mean, 300 bungulators, piqued at random,
had access to talk live on stream,
and I didn't even hear the N word one time.
Did you hear anything?
I heard not a single slur, not a single slur.
That's right. That's right. That's right. Wow. Wow.
Change. Change what the bugulators are. Change.
Hey, Pete, make the lobby with duty, shit.
I got two more hours. I want to get a game.
Okay, okay, okay. By the way, we were talking before you got in here.
We were hoping to split up this discord into two groups,
even though we're playing the same server just for our own sanity, boys.
So I'm gonna I'm gonna stay with my original group obviously mr.
Hibibi mr. Cougarette if you'd like to stay over here I was thinking maybe we just put it into the groups before we just
Have the same server
Put me wherever mr. Peanut put me wherever let's do
All right sounds good sounds good. I have a second to you guys by the way
I've been dragging design for the last oh wait. Oh, no, he just talked to everybody. Okay
I'm just I've been dragging them back and forth the last hour now
Yeah, he's talking for the first time.
All right, here we go.
All right, I'm gonna put you guys on screen, too.
Let's see here, there we go.
Hey, P.P., how are they gonna go to the server?
Oh, good point.
Hey guys, I forgot.
I forgot that we're not in the same server.
I forgot.
Come back in.
Come back in, guys.
One second.
Hop back in, the water's fine.
There's nothing to worry about.
All right, I'm gonna, okay, I'm gonna,
everybody's a friend of someone in here, right?
Yeah.
Are you friends with anyone here?
Wait, I might have you on steam don't I do I
I'm hori mori you know I'm hori shit
Horish it I
Like easy be a friend of good, you know, I'm switching to hori cow right now
I'm hori mori and he's hori fucking said
Okay, who wants me something long?
Me, Dibs.
Oh, Dibs, Dibs, Dibs, Dibs.
Yeah, that was fast.
Sorry, I like that name, it's silly.
It's silly.
It's something long, god?
Ooh, I'm taking that one.
I'll make your name again.
I already did it.
You have to do it through Steam, right?
Yeah, oh, edit profile.
Right, right, right.
Keep your hands, keep your screens hidden until the very last moment.
What team?
Green team, green team.
Green team, green team.
I genuinely don't think that's possible.
We have to be.
What is it good for?
Absolutely nut.
Come on, green.
Yeah, I think as I'm on the west coast I never get in in the spam session
That's 31. It's over. Yeah, we might have to actually go in a different team too. Yeah, I'm on blue. I'm on green.
Wait, Pete, where you at? You here? Alright, wait, coconut, gibbick, habibi, me, green, digi,
We're at John design blue. We'll face each other. Yeah, they might have go read his blues lock to know
So we're just in three different teams
Uh, I'm creating a squad by the way. Yeah, yeah, I golf one
Off one I'm leaving squad at the 40
Are you way a fuck out
We go for one where he is new name is September September. Yeah, that's what I was like my name. Just like like brain farted
I'm in a mess. Who's thunder. Is that you? It's probably me now. Let me see
Yeah, I'm done it
I'm not getting a green bush. I'm not getting a green orbliss. What's the number?
Let me see if I can give it a shit, but to leave
I'll join the red with you sir, yeah, hold on I'm the only one not on green or blue right sir
Let me just see it and see if we can get this to me. This should be quickly one person leaves
This is a new trick for unlimited body
I'm in I'm in I'm in this team is team and press blue I got green I got green oh never mind you guys
You guys are on this so who's on green who's on blue I'm on green I'm on green
Golf on golf on gimmick. I'm gonna lock it
Is it we have the correct teams, I'll create a career that I'm blue. Oh
Did I join the are you wait India?
We're good. We're good. We're in the right one. You're in the right one
holy cow holy shit thunder and gimmick yeah we're here we're here I'm coming
in or a cow all right go get in the heli
hoppin hoppin I'm gonna help you I'll join you guys you really be I'm going
which we didn't see for anything or no right now no later right when they have
their follow-up we can get it you could think you could be but wait I forgot
there's some type of thing we have to wait for in order to capture the code on
ok ok
what the fuck is that
what the fuck is that
somebody just jumped
we have been trying to reach you about your class extended warranty
Welcome to a happy new year, Mr.치가!
I should have known that you at least shut the fuck up
The toilet in the Rage to speak
Thank you, so sorry
Welcome to a happy new year, Mr.Chef
Happy new year, Mr.Chef!
Happy new year, Mr.Chef!
Happy new year, Mr.Chef!
I know it is awesome. We have made a great project
We have made a great project
Why doesn't your mother do it?
Why is this all about the new year?
I don't understand, you don't understand
The mother of my son!
I don't understand, you don't understand!
You don't understand, I don't get to shit!
Oh
Oh
Where oh no never no
Oh, no, no, no, there are people here
I'm going up I'm going up I'm going up
Fiddling with my stream deck
He's cooking, he's cooking!
No, he cooked the shit.
Are we captured inside? Do we have a fob?
No, I don't see a fob.
Can we get us a fob?
Oh, I got a fob right here, I got a fob right here.
So we're dropping off this supply where you can buy it.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Hmm, for $3,125.
That is quite...
Listen, I'm rich. I can buy it.
It's at the top of the tower, it's in this box.
Okay, let me let me get up there
Listen, I'll grab it. I'll buy the hammer if you buy the thing. Yeah
Yeah, how do I do that? I've never done this before I access the supply crate
Like we're gonna the fob
Yeah, oh do I need space in my inventory?
Wait, are you grabbing the fob?
I'm coming back supplies. We need anything
We're getting the Bob. Yeah, I'm gonna go to him. I'm gonna have her
As we we build this one up we put a bunch of doors and then we go get the other towers of the code
There's only two other towers. That's a great. Oh, yeah, there's only one other tower. It's a two-tower game again
I'll be his favorite car. Let's build this one up. Get the code head on the other one. Easy peasy easy peasy
Woo I'm coming back to supplies right now
Seventies oh somebody's trying to bow me bow. Yeah, right down there right where's the bar back?
Oh, it's up. It's up. Grab your hammers boys. Grab your hammers. It's a bow guy, right?
Where'd you guys put the fog? Is it up top? Is it up top?
on the roof toast below the set hey just wanted to say thank you
i've got a black in the air uh come from comedy good work my man
they're stealing my part
guys i'm gonna who just fell off the tower tell them to stop doing that
i've got the supplies got the supplies what's it what supplies where i just dropped them
No, you didn't.
Oh, somebody's in the closet at the door.
Oh, yeah, I'm blocking.
I'm going to block off the whole place.
All right?
You need more.
You need more.
I'm blocking off the whole place.
I'm going to block off the bottom of the tower so they can't take the code.
What kind of hammer do you have?
I got a medium size.
You're selling big ones here, though, but I don't want to buy it.
It's too expensive.
Can I save money?
I think if I bring one, you have to buy it from my crate too, right?
Do we work?
I believe so, yeah.
It's fine, I mean, it was just five lines.
I'm stuck here.
You move your fat ass!
Hey, I got an enemy tank right here.
I got an enemy tank right here.
J, J, J!
I'm just laying on a building, or dead.
I'm built up boys, I'm built up.
I'm gonna say it's just here.
Not nice and chic here.
How do I move this box?
Who's how he moves his box right here?
Oh, okay, I'll just go right there!
There we go, alright, there we go, nice, nice, nice!
Oh, sorry, con- sorry!
Oh shit, I forgot my top button is-
Bidin' to the same thing the deconstruction button is.
I almost had the top secure!
Yeah, we're being a you know what job we're just clearing the area. There's there's a lot of little little gentlemen out here
How you doing? Oh, I found the bow guy. Anybody wants a bow. He's got a shitload of arrows
Oh my god right here. This was a design huge backpack
past the building
I love you bitch
I LOVE YOU BITCH
oh shit I made it too big
or whatever
I forgot they're on the other team
oh this is fun
you're on red team right
or blue team
I feel like a single mom trying on gachi for the first time
there's actually a tank by our foe
This is a are you gonna do that? I got the top of the tower almost completely surrounding
Nice to a big boss a boss oh
Just walk right there. Oh enemy. How is that? Coco? What's your name again?
Holy shit, holy moly. Holy shit. Okay. You're holy shit. I'm holy shit
Habibi's Horry cow who just crashed this helicopter. No, no, no, no, I got shot. There's there's people who built the thing
I'm not ready. I'm I'm done. You're a thunder
Obviously thunder cock obviously thunder cock now. We got to kill them
Bampad outside of the zone between us and our tower
got an idea all right top is completely surrounded
Sorry dude. A little bit.
The fob is kind of built in Crap Spot.
That was very costly.
That was very expensive.
At least the other door worked.
I'll never stop loving you, baby.
Ah.
If you buy, I'm not going away.
All right, top of skin top of skin boys. All right, this time it's skin. Let's move to the next one. Yeah
We think they say baby I
Would agree with you if you guys know I need to cure it up. Yes
I should put a couple doors on the way down. It's leaving. They really can't get in here
Oh shit, I'm talking on top of the moves to get us took out that that helicopter landed. They're all dead. I'm coming
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Hey guys, you're still right here.
Block it off the code spot.
Did he make this? Shit.
Oh, I'll put a door right here, there we go.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
All right, it's really sealed off.
Bob and the code thing, Bob and the code thing.
We're good, let's move to the next tower.
We need just one more.
We're good measure one more quickie for good measure
That's you can the gold is shit. There's a guy near us to me. Yeah, I don't know why not only like
Yeah
This is looking pretty good is looking pretty good
My boys to tower to tower to the ASAP
I
The blue to be on your coconut and then we're gonna show us. I don't know we're starting to see Billy get to look if you see
I sort of got here to take it up top or can you not read me?
I don't know how they compute it, but we can't get any fucking hell. He's out. We can't get any other hell. He's out
Well, he's out where?
You get any hell. He's out of our out of our zone
Out of our like starting good
Yeah
Oh, by me they built they built a little pad
They like at our base that's outside the big circle between our base and the big circle
Like outside of the big circle between our base in this
I'm dead. I'm dead right next to you. He's on the hill. Are you February? There's a tank. I'm coming. I'm coming
Honestly fuck this she remote thing. I'm turning this down
I think I'm gonna go nice. Nice. Nice. Don't come towards us. See this is perfect
No, go go the tower two boys how it to
I
Mean I mean miss a holy shit
Yeah, you capture tower to it's the last hour
I'm right next to the hot so fuck. Oh, let me see my man. I'm human up real quick right next to us. Oh shit. Okay, hold on
Come on. Holy shit. Oh, it's giving miss you give it
That guy said that guy said you're good to the south to the south. Yeah, yeah healing. I'm healing. We'll catch up
That hell go through and it right on top
Reflexible use of the word land
It ended up right on top of me
We have another fob we can tell you
I don't know. I still haven't figured out how that works, it's mostly people who never
figured out how to do it. Even high IQ. Even high IQ, high IQ individuals never figured
out? Yeah, yeah. Oh my goodness. Especially if I'm trying to build an all-day, I just got
mowed down by a truck with a gun on it. Oh no! behind it.
where the fucking trees there's a boy I've never seen that before there's a
mountain gun dirty damn dirty damn I kicked out of the game and the
server's full a fantastic fantastic amazing time where she was like a couple
of us got kicked out actually oh that's great that's great and our best game
Yeah, we're zero zero forty
Yeah, we're absolutely
Dominating we are dominating
I want everybody got kicked guys. It kind of goes and maybe face another game then we'll meet up after yeah
Maybe I might give myself I might give myself much is the
I'm just a little bit of a BBRP and back to normal and back to a BB and back to normal
You know, I do whenever I feel like I'm whenever I feel like doing it. It's like there's no heavy-peach and you know where I was the tank
We're getting camp
He's keeping us updated by
Listen, okay
I'm back boys I'm back! You take that coward right now!
I'm about to move in, I'm about to move in.
I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down.
I'm just healing and I'll be right behind you.
Is he multiple to base in the tower? I gotta get into the wall.
I'm going to die.
I'm going in.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Gotcha!
What, what, what, we...
I'm bobbing and weaving. They can't, they can't stop this. MC Harris style.
Got one, got one, got one in the window.
I'm going, I'm going in!
I just read you by
That you got to I'm on the beast floor under the drill
I'm going up the stairs. Oh, I'm getting shot at on the mouth
I'll be trying to get it locked it up the fall right outside the ground
Explosives explosives. No, we don't we don't the bomb is right here. The bomb is literally outside
Hey, can you go be one of that when I captured?
Oh, yeah, this is you
I need here. I have no heels. Oh
I'm all out fresh out
The record I wasn't gonna give you some I was split into my inventory. You can take my mind
Any other company coming in oh
We didn't catch it we didn't catch it
He didn't stick it
Oh
Yeah, I can't there's double for the catch on I'm gonna come to you ready
Yeah, I got you covered. He got me above. They could you do that that great?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, I'm getting shot from the another the mountain. Oh dude. This is bad. Just stick it
We need to have a we need to have a we need to deconstruct the sandbags oh it's
We don't know we don't need what we got we need a hammer we need a hammer to pull us together
Do whatever we should the farm to the farm
You gotta go in the roof right here. No guys. Don't worry. I'm a hammer. I can be constructed. I'm coming up good
You don't need explosives, you don't need explosives, we own the farm, we can just deconstruct it.
Holy shit.
Alright go, go, go, go, go!
There was a bunch of dumbasses.
I'm gonna die my friend please
I'm gonna die my friend please
You don't get any healing man, don't get any healing
Hang on, I got him
I'm coming in, I'm coming in, what's happening?
I don't know who did I get any healing
But that shit fucked me up
OH GOD
Oh Jesus Christ
Oh that gun no sent
Hey peanut, it's currently 4am here
I was at my uncle's funeral yesterday
After a drink and just a bit no
Just a bit. Oh
Anytime boss anytime
God bless you. You're family brother. God bless you. You're family boss
God bless you y'all clean every big man. I
Think we did I would have pretty good. I mean both towers right now
Comfort it absolutely dominating because it's just blue team as the first hour
Are you hacking this?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm just playing the same.
I don't know, it says blue team has the first tower.
Do we cut scene?
Do we cut scene?
Did we lose the first tower?
You guys, we lost the first tower!
Oh, no.
What?
No one was watching it!
No one was watching it!
Back to the first tower!
Yeah, actually, we hold on.
Wait.
We must move.
We must move.
We must move.
I'm gonna lock this tower down.
I'm gonna lock this tower down.
Oh, never mind.
I can't.
Small hammers don't.
noise we're just trying to get the big
second we're trying to get suck it
I
What?
What?
They're in the handheld orbital laser?
I don't even see a gun in his hand.
Other than that, it'd be five.
That hurt.
Really?
That's how it's supposed to work.
What a book.
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
It did not go well to see the least bit of skimmick.
It did not go well.
He jumped out on top of the building,
and then a guy that I don't even see
rocket launchers on him,
challenge with a rocket launcher.
Quick helicopter like you do, like you do.
Like you do.
May I get the right thunder?
Hop in my helicopter boys, helicopter helicopter.
We're going to right the cow one.
All right, I got killed so there's a sniper just farming
Yeah, we have it
They're not currently camping it if you can make it back the tower to look like I can feed you the code from Darwin
We're about to have it yeah
And not getting boys not getting
All right, here's the plan boys. We're landing on top of that one
And we're taking that bitch and giving the girls
And play some Tarkov please
You guys want to quit and play some Tarkov? Oh, oh, yeah
Yeah, great idea great idea great idea. Oh my goodness the fucking show for pencil down my car right now
This game is fucking
Who are you?
Shit, I've been on a fucking pilgrimage. I've been I've been like on a journey
Are you so serious? Are you so serious? Oh shit! We made it! We made it! We made it!
We're here! We're here! Guys! Guys! Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, oh, is that what you were talking about the thing between the big circle at our home base?
Yeah
I didn't even know you could do that. I know you can put fobs outside the big circle
That guy's got a rocket between our home base and our first tower
The guy's an asshole. Oh my god
That guy's an asshole. I fucked up. This guy built a thing where you can shoot out helicopters like the fob
Yeah, it was it was literally aiming right at it
I
Know piece of shit
We're at the tower one
It looks like we got a couple guys there already
There's your pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm outside right now. You know the farm anywhere. Yeah, I thought you'd build it in the circle
I know you could build it like all the way out here
That's kind of an asshole
Matthew will kill that guy
You know, he's just a hell of a move.
He said, he said, he said, fly a helicopter over him and jump out of it without him seeing us.
So he keeps aiming on the helicopter.
And he parishes down and fuck his ass.
Oh!
See you little speakea.
Oh shit!
You got to see that tower brothers we gotta take that tower for green team
Oh job, I'll be right there. I'll be right there
Oh
How this guy you got it
Jesus Christ
Guys, I don't know if we're taking tower one that thing is 45
Should we just wait how we pull the tower?
What? I mean they captured both towers! Give me what happened!
I died into the helicopter accident and it's happening.
I'm breaking back and now I'm surrounded on all sides right outside of the...
Kill yourself! Kill yourself! Kill yourself!
Fuck!
Guys, we gotta go! We gotta get out of the helicopter and find Tower 2 ASAP!
What the hell happened? Where did all go wrong?
at least try to keep it quick give me you fucked us you fucked us you fucked us you fucked us you
fucked us you fucking claymore you fucked us you fucked us you fucked us you fucked us
the tower two the tower two
let's go
go to the helicopter later
boys we are getting tower two asap kill all of the red team
I thought you'd like a second job.
I think I need time off 2 in the second once.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Go on.
Go on.
Hurry up.
What up?
What up?
Oh, you all right?
Is that you dad?
No.
I'm just bunding back at home.
I'm flying over.
Go to a helicopter and go down to the second.
You see it?
The second.
The second at tower Monday, right?
Tower one, right?
Oh, tower two, they're sucking it, they're sucking it, tower two!
Right outside of tower one.
Tower two, tower two, tower two, tower two, tower two!
Alright, we're gonna take tower one, we're swarming right now.
You guys take that, I got a team going to tower two right now!
Tower two, tower two, tower two!
Out of the street!
Tower two, tower two!
Keep going, boss, keep going!
Oh, he's a kubikaji guy.
He was right down on top of us, right down on top.
Oh my god!
Go to tower 2!
What?
You're not telling me there's someone just came out there. Are you serious?
Tower 2, Tower 2!
What?
There's some guy just camping outside the map randomly. What?
Different.
Have you already left the base?
Yeah, my helmet just got shot down by a fucking RPG, though.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
There'd be no answers out there, boys!
I'm losing all my money!
We gotta move, we gotta move!
I said hop on my helicopter, we're gonna land right on Tower 2, okay?
Me? My stairs?
This one right here is Mr. Heron.
Wait, how did that happen to him?
The locks are broken, I'm never gonna lock them inside.
Fuck you!
I
Shit
My helmet got shot down I'm on foot right now. I'm going to tower one. What do you mean on foot?
My helmet got shot down man. I
Like my rocket launcher. I'm running
You see those flying skills? You see those flying skills, gimmick?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's it!
All on purpose, guys. All on purpose.
Just to exemplar my excellent flying skills, gentlemen.
And showing you what I'm really capable of.
Now, next, you will see the J-Hook.
Next, you will see the J-Hook.
Tap on the ground, little of that.
Oh my God.
You saw that?
What do you want this guy to have? What?
The tank, the tank, watch out, there's a tank on the left.
Got some of this hill?
A bunch of this building?
I got you, Basil.
I got you.
Yeah.
Get out, get out.
Come on, you six.
Oh shit, what is going on?
you like that buddy you like that huh you like sniping you like sniping
you like sniping how you like sniping
I like my story
we can we can come on come on think about it
die you stupid son of a bitch
now let's ride
I cleared the tower, I'm gonna head back to your boys
I'm here, I'm here, we're getting it here
we need to go back or no
there's a tank Coco on your left
oh fuck what do I do
guys guys guys guys guys got it got it got it left i'm going boys are going one
down there's still another i got you but that was
okay two down two down oh we may serve those you
fuck you i'm hurt i'm hurt
god yeah
Don't worry box. I'll be there just two seconds
Oh good work
I didn't see another I didn't see another oh, there's one one's what my seat. I see these all the way down there
That tank is fucking a dude we need to go to take that tank down
What does that even mean what does that even mean?
Got you, watch, got you.
Look I fly in.
I'm fucked up.
Holy shit.
Now weakness is tanks.
Hmm.
Fascinating.
Very fascinating.
Really?
You wouldn't say.
I'm getting fucked from every direction right now. Yeah, so am I
I didn't smoke out try to like just cut flank someone. I don't know I
Could die from a man in the lead
Where you at P? I'm the bill is like I
I don't know, in shipping yard, but I'm getting stuff from every direction so I can't revive anyone.
Dude, all our boys are dead here too, oh my god.
I'm with you Coco, I think they're in the apartment buildings.
Oh yeah.
you big man you do you guys flying don't repeat anything I say here Ali that
would be very nice it would be very very not me oh they're about to let me
very not it very not it's already I want to get to that field right there
Holy shit.
That's what you got to watch.
You should probably get to kill you.
How you doing?
Pretty good, pretty good doing that house.
To you guys, just down the roof of the apartments.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna get an angle here. Cover me.
Give me my tip.
I got you, I got you.
Shit!
I'm moving in, I'm moving in, I'm moving in, I'm moving in!
I'm going in boys!
Did he get you?
He said two times, three times.
I'm moving in, I'm moving in.
I killed a guy that asked for it, I don't know, it might be one more.
I killed one in there.
I'm moving up, I'm moving up.
Fine, I asked for the design in there.
I know that's the design.
He's dead on the roof. He's dead on the roof. I just got a kill assist. Yeah, I got one too. Yeah
Did you clear full clear you on the roof I'm on the roof down clean now
I'm inside. I'm inside. I'm inside for the fees. What?
Holy crap, oh
598 meters
He said
Fuck that guy
Good work boys good work, I know we are you better tell what?
Yeah, it's longer longer saw a seat on the whole night
It's coming.
Mm-hmm.
I have one HP.
Does somebody have some bandages that they'd be willing to share?
No, no, no, that's real.
I'd fucking depend on this.
Mm.
That's me?
Wait, hold on, wait.
I could be sneezed.
Let's see Tower One.
Let's see Tower One.
We're right here.
We're over here.
Go, go, go!
You see four?
No!
I've got, I've got, I've got a smile and a great attitude.
Oh my God.
Make it not.
They cannot defend against my power.
They can't defend against that.
We will overtake them.
We will overwhelm them.
Suck it off.
They left the door open?
They left the whole front door open?
I just walked on it?
No way, no way, no way.
This is going pretty good.
They're here.
Alright, alright, alright.
doors closed so I can't go in. I'm pretty sure I'm the one that built that door. I'm
I'm spotted by my own piece!
Is anyone having C4?
Oh, oh the other RPG, we're going in, we're going in!
Don't focus, don't move it!
We left the next room open!
Go, go, go!
We're going to the top, we're going to the top!
Oh
Yeah, do I hate to have a place on these doors? Oh my god guys probably push you something
That's all right there much
Oh
Thank you good job. Thank you good job. Oh, oh, miss you put miss it, but
the door is not even broken how are you on the outside of it
Oh
You were so close! You were so close!
I almost paced it. I almost paced it.
Give me bars! Give me bars!
Take your guns out! Take your guns out!
Try the other side!
Oh my, you helmetless bastard!
See what happened here? I can use you use a couple couple of inches. Oh, baby. Just
Oh, is this guy down? Let me go ahead revive him. I got it. I got it. I'll revive him. I'll revive him. Oh shit. Wait, wait
Why can't I do the bucket?
Why can't I move it? Why can't I move it here?
I was going to take all his bailings.
I can use your bailings, I can use your bailings.
I'm going to be all clipped up at the ladder at one time.
They can't kill him at all.
Judge!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Judge!
Judge!
Judge!
Judge!
Judge!
Judge!
Judge!
go go go go.
Get the fuck out of here!
I can't believe we're gonna climb up!
I told you we're gonna.
I'm gonna shut up, shut up!
Hey guys, how you doing?
Good, do you need something?
I can use some bandages if you don't mind.
Oh, there we go, there we go.
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys.
Here's to a new plan, we all climb up the other ladder.
Oh, oh my fucking, can we get down please?
Hey, how you boys doing over there?
I'm scared hey what's going on what's the score looking like I'm scared
my boy let's ride to the other
Oh
We all gonna climb with them at the same time.
Who never expected.
I got you.
He was, he was.
I don't know, it doesn't seem that way.
I remember our compadre right here.
You go, watch, you go.
Oh my fucking god, is that it?
Ah, perfect.
Are we so...
Dead serious? Are we super duper serious?
Are you seeing this, guys? Are you seeing this?
Are you seeing this?
That guy's driving me in the... in the...
Fuckin' target! Jesus Christ!
410 meters away there's nothing.
They got... they got you somewhere there.
Our car vehicle is down?
They gotta be doing something about these snipers.
They gotta be!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
That guy's gonna get it.
That guy's gonna get it.
Oh, when I get my hands on that man.
When I get my hands on that man.
Ooh, it's not even the head.
It's not even the head.
It's not even the head.
And now you're back.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Guys, I say we abort the mission.
I
You guys okay, Mr. B
dominating and then red as
Retaken
Oh someone replaced by even with a rocket launcher
Oh, somebody get that man up, Scott!
You're coming back, you're coming back with me, boy.
Bring me back.
We gotta go to Hobstone, yeah?
I'm with you, I'm with you, let's move.
Yeah, yeah.
We cannot get to town without explosives.
I have a rocket launcher!
Wait, hold on, wait.
He's dead.
That's not the right state.
Oh, wait.
We got to use the straight state back with one rocket launcher.
Oh
Okay, all right, okay, baby baby new plan
Oh, this is already our base
We've been raiding our base for the last 15 minutes
Guys I'm hacking into the computer is anyone a tower too much it's
No, I'm on my way back in a heli. I've got wait. I've got tell one
We need Tower 2, we need Tower 2.
I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to raid our own base without realizing it was our own base.
Oh my fucking god.
I was wondering, you were up there and we already had it and you can't...
It was a very stressful situation. It was a very stressful situation.
It's very awkward.
I want to see completely out of supply. I might as well make a base.
Who's that fob, man? Where's our fob? Do you remember when we put our fob on our first
I'm not seeing it.
I have 9 health and G-Roy got blown up by that guy with the anti-air outside of our base.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
That guy sucks.
Yeah, honestly, fuck that guy.
It's on the top roof, but we can't get up there.
Alright.
Okay, well, oh, oh, God blesses you in mysterious ways.
Oh, eastward.
all right I'm coming to get you guys don't you worry I had a suspicion that
guy was after me I just had a blue guy common cause he'd be in a helicopter I
didn't want to call a scream sniper but then he started saying mr. peanut as
soon as as soon as I walked into his body you get these soldiers up boss you
I'm gonna get these soldiers up!
Don't get this one just yet!
I'll get that one up!
I deserve that one. I'll re-deserve that one. I'll re-deserve that one boys. I won't lie. I won't lie.
I saw him.
There's a guy right that way.
We got him, we got him, we got him.
I need that guy to get mr. Koop
mr. Koop mr. Koop got it
It's Shoot-A-Tash!
Alright, there's guys all over the fob, not safe.
It looks safe on the menu map.
The one at the tower, what?
Uh, tower one, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You were wondering why I acted like I was fighting for the last 10 minutes, I wrote tower, that's
why.
It's not very safe.
Very safe, but sure not very safe. Hmm. I believe I might be the target of
Political assassination by two helicopters and a mortar team
I haven't actually got to fight in a minute. I think going to helicopters
Dying before I hit the ground that 11
Bad Lapid!
Bad Lapid! Bad Lapid!
Well, Jay, you asked me if my son approached me while watching your stream.
Oh my God.
I wanted to know why you're so ugly. Can you answer him?
That's not very good.
Your son is racist. Your son is racist.
Did you want to break the news, G-Buddy?
Sorry! Sorry! Did you want to break the news, G-Buddy?
Your son's a racist. Your son is a racist.
Sorry, pal! He's a racist!
I'm sorry for lying and saying you take advantages!
I'm sorry for lying and saying you take advantages!
I'm sorry for lying and saying you take advantages!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
We suckin' the zoners that just come into us all natural.
Oh, all natural, all natural.
Oh, baby.
Maybe I can't get to the top of our building
That's like no, yeah, it's yeah, I love your support dude. Like no one's coming back to pick us up
Well, yeah, cuz the guy between our base in the
Rugger launcher we got to take that apartment building they can just
That's like a strategy
Guys we blew a 40-point lead. We're not even leaving
Well, we technically are still got two points left. There's two we're giving a gun to Bobbie GTK, okay?
Careful there in that apartment. I don't know if I fell off the sandbags
We should take that apartment building across the street because that they're just camping
Give it give it get over here. Stop. Well, stop horsing around
You make some horse around sandbags. Oh
There it is. Oh, I have a thing on my body if you want to look at
I got one of those little respirators
No, you get the hand treatment and I'm taking your respirator.
This is punishment for having a D-Fib on day two of the game!
I have to say one for me!
I was fucking an asshole!
Oh no!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I have an idea.
I did.
But it was glorious.
It was glorious and memorable.
Dude, I should be pushing that for me to kill him all, yeah?
Absolutely.
That's doing it.
That's the play.
That's the play.
Oh my god, that's not the play.
Not the play?
Not the play.
Not the play.
This guy on the corner, I'm on a whole cop out of the right.
I get him.
Oh shit.
But you can't peek him because there's a guy stepping us too.
I know, I know.
Hey guys, I'm here!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
You're just up like three guys up!
Down, down, down!
OHHHHH!
Get turned on, pussy!
Get your ass, thank you, lovey bitch!
You're just up like five guys in that hotel!
You gotta get something out of them!
I got three, I got three of them at the hotel!
Good work, good work!
Get it, we got it, we got it, we got it!
What the-?
Yeah, here we go!
Oh shit, I'm putting this to Horace's
He just cried
Keep trying to cover causing me and he goes missed on a beat that
Is that the kind of chocolate the hell he did that thing is insane. Oh not that guy another guy
Oh my god, they're coming back. We see that thing. Oh, come on. I'm pushing out. I'm pushing out. Got safe. Got safe.
A little bit of heal. A little bit of heal.
I don't know how we're going to get over that hotel we got to.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm getting that tower down.
I can't get to the top of the road tower. It's inside of me.
All right, babe. All right. I'll try.
Oh, oh, oh. One of our guys is in.
Coming to you, coming to you.
Pack the mag and I'm pushing.
Pack the mag and I'm going.
No, that's right. We're flaking right. We're taking right. We're coming there. We are right here
That building first and the building to the left. We got to clear that both of them on
Got you guys. Yeah, what is that right here?
Another one another one
We can clear we can clear
Well, it's got we just signed I just bought a backpack full of 100 arrows. That's probably the sign. Yeah, that's probably it
P.P. The other staircase
I'm gonna be enough. What's it?
We do this
This right in the building
We're in the apartments. We're in the apartments. I told them what on the floor on your apartment give it
I
Got this guy over here cuz I'm the one in here
Where are you Peter?
I'm packing bags and he ain't healing up much.
What the fuck?
I'm packing bags, I'm packing bags!
I'm coming back, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Go, go, go!
Moving out the change.
I'm getting bandages.
You okay?
I'm moving with the chains, moving with the chains.
They're there, they're there.
Almost to the top.
Oh my...
I'm pushing the roof, I'm pushing the roof.
I'm on the roof, I'm on the roof.
I'm checking, hold on.
I
Oh my god, you should be with the other part it you could not one out to I'm going I'm going we're going
Well the room he's hurt
No one out there for nice nice
You know what they are
Okay, okay, okay
You got the others on the roof, I just got in the safe.
Somebody watch. Go, go, go.
Somebody looted me while I was down, I have no beds.
beds fantastic we see if I get you a couple more months let me see if I get
you come where I got ten ten ten for you
it's all good so good they heal me they heal me I'll find some off the bodies of
those I slay fantastic fantastic fantastic yes you're with the blood of
your sword I'm coming right to you was that is that building clear or no it's
Square Square Recall it it's actually come back to this building cuz this building is in the circle
Shit what got me this to one in this building first floor first floor
You see that last room on the left in the bathroom taking a poopie
Oh, wait, hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on. I sprained my ankle. Oh, he's dead, he's dead.
We're good. We're good. He's dead. It's about a $60,000 ride for now. I'm doing pretty good.
I'm doing pretty good.
He's just going pretty good.
This is an apartment. Is everything all right? I think we've fully taken this one. Yeah,
This would fully take it because the last guy
Droping guys up think this one is coming down
Crash
It goes a hero
Oh
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Hey, don't leave us, you sick fuck!
I'm out, I'm out, I want!
There's a guy around here somewhere, just give it.
There's a guy around here, just help me.
I'm seeing a son, I'm not killing him.
I'm getting a feeling.
You think so?
Oh, we're getting sick by the helicopter.
Oh
There's no way to be that certain of that double-check run it up into the air
I
Am I'm the chief I'm see oh, we're all dead. Well, there's one guy's are dead
Oh, really?
Yeah, he's right here, he's right at me.
Wait, where am I?
You got to see me, I got to grab you guys!
Go, go, go!
Oh, that's...
Oh, we're both...
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I'm still in the car.
Those helicopters, oh my goodness.
Honestly, I think in the future we won't be running deep-fibs and stuff.
I think we'll be running like rocket launchers as a secondary on time.
well when the game comes out that's not gonna be as cheap to buy they're
making it really cheap so that people have a chance to test them really all
yeah yeah tanks those hellies all that's just gonna be like hundreds of
thousands of dollars they've said it like a thousand
times we made him cheap so that everybody has a chance to test everything
It's not gonna be like that in the in the real game. Yeah, yeah, you know
Oh, yeah, it's all gonna be a lot slower
I swear to god if you come over here and rub my nipples with your hand, I'm killing myself
I'll just fucking if you come over here and rub my nipples with your head. Oh, thank you
You deserve it kill the whole squad to revive you and I'm getting nagged
You're a server respirator. You're the third one
You don't deserve a respirator pal
Now where do these guys die I need some goodies
I will enjoy my loot.
Oh, I could use some extra goodies.
I could use some extra goodies.
I need to go around, Mr. Peanut.
I plan to go around.
Gonna take a couple from here, a couple from here.
There's a little something, nothing.
Do brats, nothing.
Do bearers.
You don't have to help yourself.
You don't have to go around.
Get back some magazines.
Where's, uh...
Oh
My god, I was staring at this beautiful
Was I looking for again backpacks there's another one right here
You got all the oh deep down. Hello. Oh, she's waiting to be getting gave me that
I'm gonna take a wild guess and see this guy really likes us, uh, specifically.
Personally, specifically.
It's probably the do- what deodorant are you using?
I'm using, uh, uh, uh, men's only, uh, old spice.
Do you think that could be it?
You know what?
That's definitely it.
That's it?
That's it, that's my end.
I, uh, I haven't seen the commercials. A lot of guys. A lot of guys.
Oh, yeah.
I've never seen a helicopter in one.
I would say that.
Well, you know tomato tomato
Design just head shot at me with a bow
Where is he I'm coming
Design I want you to take one of those arrows and shove it
up your ass
Areas
I'm back
he's ground level oh my god what was that
I
Where's this I did where's this I did?
Round four of the apartment building last scene
I
Killed his helicopter holy crap. Yeah, this fucking hell cover fucking annoying. I actually shoot it down with the gun
Yeah, I mean, I don't know
You shoot down the gun. I just feel like
Thanks, it's impossible is that possible boys?
You see I will say I'm like five guys a few rounds without you guys
Let's get you guys are playing a different game
Well, I see you guys like I'm not right here with your stuff
I'm moving out of the garage, moving out of the garage.
What up, Kaboom, you absolute fucking gem.
Welcome on in, Raiders.
Welcome in, Kaboom.
Where is Kaboom? Welcome in.
Welcome in, Kaboom.
My man, Kaboom, one of my favorite Raiders.
Where is my man, Kaboom?
One of my favorite Raiders.
My man, Kaboom, that's my old homie.
That's the OG right there.
Mr. Kaboom, welcome back.
Here's my boy.
What's up YouTube!
Back here with a new video!
What's up YouTube!
Welcome home, welcome in!
Where is this design piece of shit?
Where is Mr. Design?
I
Got you what he said is
Holy moly
Oh, dude! You get your ass back in, you son of a bitch!
TFG Strat sent. Hey, Mr. Nush. Enjoy watching your streams, no matter the case.
Happy Friday. Also, don't forget about gimmicks, Bert.
I won't, I won't, I won't, no problem, sir, but you have, you are revoked!
You are revoked you are no longer in the fuck of fan Friday contest you are no longer the fuck of fan Friday contest
I'm pulling a ticket out of school
You're just gonna be killing some of that
Thank you no good shit, thank you no good shit
Excuse me, what's going on over there?
That's a bloodbath.
It's somebody in this building.
That's what I'm calling it.
Where is he, boys? Where is he?
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I think people know me too me too or something revive adjacent. I'm heading over to those oldies
revive it
I got you I got you I see the enemy there is one sniper on the tower two on the building that I was running to I
Got you. I got you
Thank you good job. Thank you good job. All right, we're back
I got you.
Okay, man down.
Healing.
Very healing.
Oh, Jesus, these snipers.
I'm gonna have a fucking conniption with these snipers.
Very healing.
I need the hard zone gimmick.
Game's too tight.
88-1, let's move.
Do the hard zone, boys, to the hard zone!
I
Just so far away, are they pulling it again? Oh, there's a bow guy in the forest his eyes in the forest
Right there right there, I just marked it gotcha you get your ass over here decide
He's under the bridge
Oh, no, you're over here, Mr. Desiree! Come on out!
Don't make Desiree that it has to be Buster.
Oh, he's shooting at me again?
Where is he?
Oh, I don't see him. I just... the arrows are whizzing by my head.
See, he went past the bridge. He's in those hills somewhere.
Watch this, watch this! He's whizzed by me?
We're gonna get this guy. Oh, we're actually in straight towards the the hot zone, too
Yeah, how many points up how many points up till we win? We got 18 points 18 points to win and they about 16 points to win
Oh
Nobody's killed this nobody can kill that
I'm going to get some more fucking helicopter.
What the?
Oh, dingle! Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
The helicopter's a mead out.
Yep, yeah.
He's got to go.
Gotcha!
Was that the side?
Was it the side?
Oh, damn it.
This is some pussy named AJ.
Right.
A little bit of packing.
A little bit of pussy.
Where is he at?
I got him.
Don't you worry about that.
I got him.
You got him?
Yeah.
It wasn't the side though.
No, it's just a pussy name AJ. We got to get back to that tone boys
I can't believe that the church
What do you shoot to that that windshield is that as we confirmed to deny that I
Don't know you would think you'd be able to like a couple
Oh, man, that's an AR.
She made it here!
Hey guys, I'm back, how we doing?
Pretty good, pretty good!
That's much too early!
This guy just got me with the fucking bow, I lit him up.
He's right on my body.
She's right on my...
I have two helicopters that got to me! Two! Two! Two!
I've got two on me!
One sweet tonight, one A sweet dream!
Ah, perfect.
We got one of the hellies?
I got you Mr. Sucker, don't you worry boys!
Hey where, where, where?
NOOOOOOO!
He's behind the little doohickey, get him, get him!
I'm gonna come up there, I'm gonna come, I'm coming up there.
good work these trees somewhere we got like three guys up here but these
helicopters are keeping it so we can't move
sounds good boy sounds good what's before it it's a European technique
I'll push you, give me, I'll push you.
Close, I'm just having a fight my way there.
Hey, you good there? You good there?
Oh yeah, that Elliot's camping your corpse. Holy shit.
No, I'm back up, I'm actually back up.
Fuck that guy.
Okay, okay.
There are hostiles right outside.
I wonder where we must fuck them.
Loose soccer, are you gonna breathe now, okay?
Okay
Okay, I'll get sucker you got you got
Well that was our one uh and only
We're about to win!
We're about to win!
Get another point!
Where's the plan, Thunder?
Where's the plan?
Watch this shit!
Got him! Got him!
He's a bit able, a bit able.
He sucks a...
Fuck you! Fuck you! I need the shit!
Fuck you! Fuck you! I need the shit!
I'm dying fucking I'm dying fucking I'm dying fucking I'm dying
We need glue to go we go
The back and leave a minute back in
And what you looking like out there? Are we good? We're so close. I'm waiting. We're so close
We're so close this fucking attack chopper is just ready
There's fucking helicopters everywhere bro
This is fucked
What the fuck
Where are you going?
Oh my god
Dude this guy keeps on coming out of me
Holy shit
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
The cop got me the cop got me
The cop got me
The cop got me the cop got me
Finally happened
Ten minutes of a good circle in the tank!
Jesus Christ!
That was brutal.
Alright, I'm gonna...
I'm just gonna reset here and get back.
What is this with the chopper, man?
I'm right here, boss. I'm right here. I'm saving sound.
Dirty Dan, dirty Dan!
I'll take it come on a 60 one right now
Oh shit
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!
Run!
Back at the church, back at the church.
Guys, we gotta learn how to take these guys out.
I don't have, I don't have a knife.
Oh my god.
No!
No!
No!
Gimmick! Gimmick! Gimmick! Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
Gimmick!
What?
Gimmick, I'm on a poop. I'm on a poop.
Are you done poop?
No!
Don't pull it in! I'm coming back!
DURN IT OUT! DURN IT OUT!
They've taken the- they've taken it. We need- we need four points away.
DURN IT OUT! I need to revive the ASAP!
Oh my god, 3 digits died. Oh, we're fucked. It's over. We're all gonna die. We're all gonna die.
Oh no.
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! The rivers are running with blood!
Move, move, move!
We're not losing this. We are not losing this.
Oh my god!
Our ABC is even up!
We're fucked! We're fucked! We're fucked!
Go boys! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
It's my theory.
I've got a ton of guys coming to the helicopter right now, we got like 12 guys coming for
the base.
We all need to go to the hot zone ASAP or Red's going to win.
We're coming! We're coming! We're coming!
We're coming! We're coming! We're coming!
We're coming!
This guy, this guy flies slow.
That's you!
And we have twelve guys in two hellies coming in right now.
There's a fucking tank!
I'm up for it.
I don't you worry boys, the cavalry's on the way!
Yeah!
Let's get shot by them, down by them.
Jackabbs, piece of crap, poopfucker, that is in our forest with an empty air vehicle.
I swear to God.
Fuck that guy.
I thought that guy was Muslimically.
Dream Team number one is us.
We'll fuck the chopper guy that's all of me.
Yeah, if I beg after you.
Oh my god, no way.
There we go, there we go.
This is my way!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
We got the boys in here.
We got one of this, we got one of this.
We got this, we got this, we got this!
It's time for all of my...
Just healing after you buddy.
I'm coming. Everybody's up. Everybody's up.
Hey, it's stuck in the heck of it. We're taking, we're taking, we're taking.
Oh, dude, it's stuck in the heck of it. We got this, we got this. We got this.
Keep it where you like. Keep it where you like. Keep it where you like, keep it where you like, people.
I'm dead. There's somebody in the pool house. They made pool house.
House
I'm by golly. I'm by golly. You got a helly got a helly. Okay. Go go go go go
Oh shit, I fuck up fuck I don't forget this was out of business. Oh
My god, I don't make this I don't make this I don't know for me this guy sir
We're in the circle. Oh, we got this. We got this. We got this
They're spawning in their, in their thing.
Why we let Coco fly?
Why did we let Coco fly?
Shut up, let me go!
I'm figuring this out!
Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco!
I swear to God, I swear to God.
If you crash from here through the hot zone,
I will personally rip over,
lean over and rip your cock up.
We're not gonna mess this up.
There's 40 fucking people
Which we're fine we're fine with my just get in the zone give it up. We'll kill them all okay, okay
Where the fuck are we going
How do I turn? How do I turn?
QQQ!
Dude, I'm pressing Q and it's not going, Peter!
Go! Go get it!
Go get it!
I'm moving, pressing Q!
Go get it!
Turn!
Run!
Bro, I'm pressing Q!
Turn!
Run!
He got it back, Natalie!
It's not working!
It's not working!
How do I...
Look at that! Jump out of there, I got it!
Oh no, we're not going to have enough time, we've got guys on the way but there's no way.
That putting their spotter in there was not a problem.
Oh, you're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
Oh my god.
It's over.
You're an idiot.
What's going on over there well we out of way to save the game and then coconut
ah kamikaze six of our finest into the ground
moment I seem to remember something similar happening about five minutes
to go. Rot that alien low, yell jump as the pilot and jump jump first. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Oh lord at mercy. Oh my goodness.
Holy shit, holy moly. Oh
Yeah, we gotta leave. Yeah leave. Oh
Yeah, oh yeah everybody leave. I'm gonna go take a team. I'd be my last one for the night depending on how long
1230
Oh, wait, I like this map the vibrancy my vibe is up
We well we have to leave right?
We do we do we do we do we got a lot of what we're gonna be be it. Oh, yeah
Oh, we got it. We get the others into if we don't get on the same team
Yes, do it. I love you take a little tickle once
fly helicopter again. That's a fair compromise. That is a fair
compromise. Listen, now listen, me and my four generals here, we
are cooking up, we are cooking them a storm. We are, we are
plotting. We are plotting.
I'm real.
We're coming up with something. We're coming up to a huge
crash at me menu.
Oh, she's called. Yeah, coach. He was supposed to be here nine
hours ago. Oh, oh, call him, call him.
Um, yeah, I think that's a good idea. I'll be given a good jingle. I'll be given a good jingle. Yeah, like what if he's waiting for you to call him?
Oh, I gotta go to the toilet so bad. Did you guys pick one yet?
Hold on now
No, no, no, you know the deal. You know the drill Pete. Yeah, the second time's the charm the second time's a charm
I
Got two more in here and cheers boys. You drinking to give me these boys
You know they say third time shot third time
And he hears the phone jingling from outside the door and he really wants to go get it
But he's got a wipe first. Yeah, I can't believe in the bathroom without wiping. That's why what's going on?
That was a little shorter than usual that last one was a
Missed a couple rings that last one was missing a ring or two
anyone else notice that anyone else see that last phone call was everybody did
know what you see of that last phone call that I just called a clumsy oh no I
was going pee pee usually at seven or eight rings but that one was two rings
that was about you know what he probably actually hit the hangout button he was
trying to pick up. Yeah, you
try to call. Yeah, I would do
that. Oopsie. Hold on. I think
I have a theory I know how to
test it. I'm going to call one
more time. Okay, so the theory
is confirmed. The theory is
confirmed. Have you tried calling
him on on? Obviously dropped his
phone down one of those grades
on the street and and it is it
now water damage which turned it off and is the only logical explanation of what
just happened there only logical explanation do I have time to go to
the washroom are we picking a server you could go to the washroom I see how we
probably should do a little washroom maybe I got to go to the silly juices
okay give it a little two minute two minute break grab some
grab some drinks, go to the bathroom, you grab your snacks, grab your drinks, alright, alright, alright, that's good.
Oh, oh, Mr. Cat, this is Mr. Killer Storm and Mr., Mr. Ticano.
Must be friends with my wife, if I'm fucking with my wife, good man, good, I'm mad!
Thank you, my wife, please, thank you, my wife.
And Mr. Elite, my wife, what do you say, my wife, good man, good, I'm mad!
Thank you, my wife, please, thank you, my wife.
Uh, mmm, mmm, ooh.
Oh wait hold on I think I know what's happening hold on hold up here hold up here for a second
One quick second here. Oh, yeah, okay. What what's wrong? I
Know where close he is
Come on, let's see.
Come on, let's see.
That's not a non-same.
What is a non-same?
Let me text you.
Let me text you.
That's not a fake.
He's right there and for the reason you might think.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Little sum sum, little sum sum, little sum sum, little sum sum.
Yeah, I saw yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's doing some he's doing some naughty business. He's doing some naughty business. Shit.
business he's doing some naughty business shit. I'm back boys thank you yeah the
furry convention furry convention which e-girls
I
Garret's house that's where he is Garret's house the freakin mention and the strip club just for the wings though. Oh
Yeah, I never forgot. I mean I forgot to ever go get my my silly use. I'll be back. It's gonna be are you already back or no?
Yeah, I'm back. I'm back. I'm ready to go. Let me give you give me like like 30 seconds. I'm gonna have to do this
Okay, okay. Yeah, you dragged the other ones since we all get in the same server to when you're done with your silly deuce
Oh, yeah, good thing you good thing again. I'm gonna man
I'll be right back be right back. He's 30 seconds. Oh, you're right back
He's gonna serve you so we're getting right in
Let's try get all the same team this time. I don't want designs arrows were impressive
Creeping around with a bow
You guys blue or red you guys are blue we were red you were red. Oh you sons of bitches
No, fuck you Coco. Hey take a left turn next time idiot
I didn't know what the fuck was to do I couldn't turn the phone over when someone said that in my chat
I was like I know exactly how that went I could play it out of
Hey, thanks, John
No, I
Lobby so I came back from peapodding and some guy said I'm gonna scream the n-word so I left
Yeah, I
I almost got some guy almost hit me with it, but I'm gonna bet boys. There's a good game and I gotta be up at
Were you guys blue or red that last game?
Let me tell you let me tell you something
permanently, but I say some
Me tell you something. Okay. I'm thinking they switched
If I did not have a brain dead gorilla as my pilot in the last few moments of that game,
we would have came into the hot zone like a hot guy through butter and taken the match.
You would have taken the match.
The exact same thing happened to me right before that, right.
Same gorilla, same gorilla.
Same gorilla?
The master pilot, John.
Yeah, coconut had a pilot he brought the helical heli at low full speed probably 20 feet from the ground
He's the pilot he yells jump as he's jumping out of the helicopter
Still in
Excellent excellent excellent. I will say the time for the light. I will say Coco's a good pilot. Just not a good lander
He's not a good boy. He didn't even know how to turn the left
I
The flying to me, please. Yeah, okay. Well, then
Then more people than the people now got we're gonna die
Let's that is bullshit. Let's okay. At least it will be the enemy
Alright, oh, yeah, I'm doing a match
Oh
I will join up on me guys. I'm see you guys.
You might.
This is a moment.
This this this is how to ton of people in it. And then when I joined, there was no no people in it.
It'll just fill up real fast. No, there is. There is.
There is loud. And then all of a sudden there is.
There is there is are you in? Yeah, I made I'm not agreed. Oh
see
We core that do you have anyone added from here? Yeah, yeah, she's got me
You just
I think we'll send the quail server East 322, right?
Hiding and server 273 guys. Is that what we're hiding out in secret?
I would rather stick my
You can take that helicopter, rip off one of the blades, and shove it up your ass.
Fuck yourself, then die.
Fuck yourself, then die in that order.
Don't mess up the order.
Fuck yourself, actually, fuck yourself and die.
Fuck yourself and die.
Fuck yourself and die.
Fuck yourself and die.
In the game, of course, in the game, you're gonna die.
and die in the game of course in the game in the game of course I'm talking
about the game the game I'm talking about the game I'm talking about the game
every time the game was gonna be done by the game you want you want to look at
that off in your house I'll give you a word chance give me a word chance I'll
give you a word chance okay come on I believe everybody was deserves
Oh, everybody deserves a chance at the damn second. Okay. All right. Yeah, come on in. I'm buying it right now. Okay?
Is it yours?
Color what color what color green green green?
That's my favorite.
That's my favorite.
You don't realize that shooting isn't a good way to get into the game.
I always do, you believe in me, man.
Come on in.
Wait, what the hell?
Alright, I'm walking.
Here we go.
Hey, you guys want to kick people out of here and close the, uh...
Hey, come on.
Yeah, come on in.
Alpha one? Alpha what?
Who's Frost?
Uh, that's me.
I'm right okay okay. Oh, we got all kinds of people
Holy shit, holy cow. Holy pull the core. I just pull the core. We're the same bottom this
I just leaked the server. I forgot
Nope new name your name alert your name we will we will I'm declared it's already been declared sorry
I've been declared. Oh, I also leaked the server because I thought
dreams wait we couldn't make it at all no it was a fixie
dude
oopsie
I thought I'll be in Q now
I thought you were just doing the things
what are we doing
what are we doing
I'm coming to fix you guys
I'm coming to pick you guys up.
Get out!
Get out!
Coconut, coconut, I would never trust you again.
I would never trust you again.
I would never, in my entire,
I'm purpose, this one was on purpose!
He's trying to kill us!
Jesus Christ.
Hey, there's a tower outside the zone right here.
Okay, all right, look, they ignore that one.
Listen, we're landing, we're landing.
I mean
Watch me
They just met their last dollar
Say no, you got me very much
Thank you boys, thank you boys everybody don't buy that one
I'm starting to fucking like everybody up
There was one or two of those guys
Well, good to see you good good sir
No, we're not
I
Damn
Why which
Okay, I'm sorry, man, you know, I don't like leaving you behind
So glad watch you remember this I hope you remember this please remember this
Remember that I left you die
I asked you to die on the ground alone.
Remember this. I'm gonna remind you so you can see...
You can't help but remember.
Is it the silly?
We'll go see for the whole place.
See for the whole place. What whole place?
No worries, chief. I got you.
Never mind
Kill me, please
They'll be kill me, please kill me, please
Hey, so uh, there's a team there really?
Yeah, what was your first call?
Why don't you say so?
Why don't you say so?
Maybe it was a common cause in our garden. It's like karma for having a bucket of cocoa
Oh, what the fuck happened to our whole economy?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry what a Horry Mori can do.
Holy, holy, holy, holy.
I'm sorry what a Horry Mori can do.
That's me give you a little taste of Horry Mori action.
Oh, holy cow, it's coming.
I'm sorry what a Horry Mori can do.
So we're not gonna fall apart.
You don't want to be in this helicopter, guys.
This is a kamikaze helicopter.
Let's just go for the hot zone.
We haven't gotten one city point.
Yeah, we don't have a farm, we don't got a care.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Fuck it in, boys. Fuck it in.
How come red always wins? You guys noticed that?
Now, green always wins. Green's the best.
What's that guy doing? Where's he going?
Well, they're on the fault tower right here
Yeah, Red Scott, we gotta take it over. Yeah, I'm gonna push that shut up a bitch
Fucking roof campers
Over and over I can't wait to lock it. Oh my god
I'll push you up for the roof campers. I'm gonna give him this literally out of heels cuz I've been healing this whole time
that was almost cool that was almost really cool guys guys if I start that
landing just pretend I set that landing this would take but 10 I start that
landing that was almost really really cool
thank you boys I got three okay pretend I suck that landing boys
pushing up pushing up John John John John guys I don't fight
you won't go seven you won't go seven you won't do it you won't do it you want
I killed one of the roof snipers. I killed one of the roof snipers.
Go, go, go!
Why can't you say that? You don't even know who that girl is.
But John's like really good.
Maybe I'm better.
Why is there so many people? God, is he?
I'll be next time.
Come take me up. I'm over here.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
There's a guy there, thank you, Jeff. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for letting me know much.
I'm gonna be real, it was really cool seeing you blow up in your body and just kind of play along to the sky.
I was gonna let you know, I'm sure you know me.
How does a millionaire still feed his wife, the hamburger helper?
No.
It's not it's not hamburger helper. It's not it's the other way around
dumbass Jesus Christ everyone to credit guys guys I don't eat
hamburger helper I eat it's the it's in the little white packages that you get
at Target and have the ground beef in it it's fucking delicious
I'm not saying Hamrick Helper is bad, I'm not saying Hamrick Helper is bad, okay, it's
good.
My wife, not my wife, my girlfriend was, my girlfriend got very offended when you guys
got to Hamrick Helper.
Hamrick Helper is very good, very good, do not get me wrong, Hamrick Helper is delicious,
delicious, but, but, but, I'm telling you on behalf of my girlfriend, for some reason
is very offended when you got a hamburger helper that is not a hamburger helper. I personally
love hamburger. Why don't that wasn't a wife leak he called her my wife so it was it was
in my mind it was in my mind. Guys I tell you every time there's poop leaking out of
my ass at any point during the day.
I swear to you, I would not be afraid to tell you
whether or not my girlfriend was my wife.
That is not, that is not the case.
It was a slip of the tongue because he called her my wife.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Give you a two, be a two, be a two.
Congrats, thanks, thanks.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Mm-hmm.
I'm trying to do I'm going to take our tower five
Okay, you got a helicopter come out
We're bringing an APC down
No, no, no, we could bring the APC to tower five. I don't know. It's got locked on so I
Take our five. We have two times. Yeah
Yeah
Well, they're still attacking tower tower four right now
I said, you might see you know they have a phobot tower five never mind. We don't even need a phob. We see the killings guys are taking
Yeah, yeah
WYW hammer to help her. Thank you
You record the week I mean courting tough I bet he's what's not he's what's not oh
Oh my god there to the left to yeah there okay okay there's like two hope
separate I do I do thank God thank God I'm dead they got me
We got my people, got my people!
All in over there, oh lord.
Take him off, take him off!
Leave me here.
And we gotta take the tower.
It's a blast, it's a blast!
Oh shit, it's up to the map!
Fuck!
You got it?
I
Don't do I have any more defense? All right, let's move
What a sweet light what a sweet light hey guys you think we should maybe grab a point
I got you one or two points I'll be one or two couldn't hurt if we try our very hardest
might be able to get one. Maybe just one, maybe just one. I don't want to be greedy
for just a few of you guys. By the way, I don't want to make you guys too excited,
but we have, uh, most likely the top of the gunners.
Street sighting us again, just like last round. Oh yeah!
Look at that! What a sweet treat! What a sweet guy!
I was hoping for a challenge. I was hoping for a challenge.
Oh yeah, it's simply too easy. Too elementary.
What is the father here if you see below
It's not made it with a how are they building
I think that's just a random spot. I think they already have one
Buildings down there. Let me try to place it one
I'm just gonna try to place it
Yeah, no, there you have one there you have one get another and find it
I'm just bottom to be see it to be see it. I see it. I think the enemy is trying to get me to resin
Resin for the bees ass
I got a guy. Oh my goodness. Fuck this guy.
I'm gonna go ahead and build this up a little bit more.
I'm gonna get this guy. Oh my God, Judy. It's hot here. It's hot.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Oh my God, they're on the roof and they're on the ground.
They're everywhere.
And oh, they're spawned vehicles here.
They're living in the water. Oh my God.
I'm building up, I'm building up.
I'm floating on the APC right now, I'm floating on.
Oh god, this is what I've done, this is what I've done, I've done, I've done.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude, no, I don't mean that.
I killed so many of them.
Oh lord, have mercy.
Are you really healing? Is your surprise key?
Oh, oh shit, never mind, I can't, but we're on each splice.
splice he's was he's was man on that we don't have a pilot doing hmm I think we do
I don't know we got we got no surprise I suppose just leave this one we'll come back later
we'll probably take it back with the entry gates we do we hack it we hack it yet or no
yeah yeah it's hacked it belongs to us he has supplies on the body what i don't know the tower
the tower itself the drill you're talking about oh oh shit we how do i use we how do i use it
Nice of you I've got supplies we got supplies we never mind I've got supplies
There's tons of supplies in that body here we go all right all right all right all right all right
Yeah, we're cooking
Maybe are you a part of our APC do not bring it there do not bring it there
I know don't don't don't go to tower one don't go to tower one tower five
Tower five bud. No we are
Yeah, they were bringing them back to our hot so even though we have that tower
compromise go straight to tower five. It's a shit shit
You're gonna be a little good. Tell me stop for like two seconds
Come stop for school you're asking for a lot right now. Tell me just stop one second this and that
Just hitting the brakes for just a second my boy
Just a quick little break check if you don't mind
It worked okay, it might be I mean we we got guys pouring out of there
Honestly, but if you can find a place to tuck it in between the two fobs
It's got to be secure. Yeah, it's a cure
We're finished over here
Christian's own I'm slowly working my way
What's going wrong now?
Who am I doing wrong now?
Oh
They got guys parachuting onto our other tower they got guys parachuting on a tower one. Oh
How many a full group on our tower? I just looked over in time to see one
Or is she or a moray moray moray or a canary
Yeah, they're second floor they're going upstairs go upstairs
Yep, yep, yep, yep
He's lit he's lit up there. I don't think any of our team is in the tower. He's gonna take it
That is not good. He's gonna have a farm, but he's only like one guy
He's like one health up there, but I mean he'll have time to heal the roof too. Yeah, there was definitely more than one pairs
Okay
Tower one
Block it up. Here we go. There we go. And the inside too. Okay. The roof guy's dead. It's got the cyst
Coming up
He hasn't made you watch below
Probably like right below the roof right now
Later for you guys
All right, I'm a clear upstairs
Like transfer I can't build shit realize cuz I was I got him he's down. We got nice nice nice nice nice
I'm capturing the tower. Can you guys hack that other tower?
We'll have two numbers
All right, we act one of the towers just need the other one
Okay, okay, I'll go to a top zone then right
We're five. Can you guys hack?
Whoever's there, if anybody's there, I don't have anyone's there
Would you like upstairs on the third floor? There's a little console you can hold the F on
You have supplies dropped over at Tower five
I
Was it there's a tank at tower one enemy tank at tower one
I'll be gay volume watch
It's in it's in a little room with computers nice
All right, we got two of them.
How do you get them?
All towers are wired in this one.
We got all towers wired in this one?
Yeah.
This one's not a code, so you gotta push four.
Oh, we got two of the towers already.
We can do that last tower.
Yeah.
I told you, let's go take it!
Which tower do you have on tank?
Five or four? Are we taking four?
Oh, we have five. We have five.
We have five and-
Guys, enemy take! Enemy take!
Fucking mess!
Yeah, I'm marking it. I'm marking it.
There's blue guys in those hills, too, if you're pushing it.
I'm in so much pain!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
All right, you guys ready to push?
We gotta wait for-
Oh, yeah!
We're running, we're running.
No, no, no, no, no.
They landed on five.
They landed on five.
They put the drones on the roof.
We have any drones?
We have any drones?
I don't know, I don't know.
How do I bounce a helicopter?
How do I do it?
You need to get a Huey.
Wait, do you want the Black Hawk?
Yeah, yeah, Black Hawk and then, uh, Sheriff, Sheriff,
come back here.
You tell you sure wait both cutlass turn around resources and pallets. I my helicopter
You pick up you take
Wait, what was it? What was it again?
Really, uh
Palates guide
Yeah, which one grab building that's and that's what I that's where I was I need 900 to do
Would it be an ammo supply palette?
I don't know what to do with this enemy tank. It's just gonna fucking
How many pilots and I grab one one power
We can you grab can you grab you grab an ammo pallet check and you see
But how fortified is
I come to tower one
Know this. I don't know man. You can I think I think tower five is a clear clear one to go
I'm gonna tower five five the hell. He's right above. This is a man walking and then hit G
Go we do what now
Go over it over the fog right so as long as it's in the green area, okay?
Yeah, yeah
Why nice and slow and low and then hit you shut up back there. You shut your ass up back there
all right your passenger not a
competator I want to see you backseat
driving
okay okay so I go over it I press G
okay well just like fly nicely nice and
impatient nice and patient guys
we got people dropping we got people
dropping by tower five
People talking about time 5
We need to be able to fight
Not like that, not like that
Now you destroyed it
I destroyed it? What do you mean I destroyed it?
What do you mean I destroyed it? What are you talking about?
I mean you dropped it off right?
Yeah I dropped it off, yeah
You don't wait too fast.
I'm going too fast?
Yeah.
Nice and easy.
Gotta like hover over the zone and then hit G.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Uh.
Red, red's winning by 45 points.
What the fuck?
I know.
I'm gonna push there.
Don't really tell them.
No worries, no worries.
I've had I've I've had a wood situation similar to this before we don't need we don't need a back rudder. Don't worry
Watch don't worry. Yo, do not worry. Do not worry. I have this complete under control. It's completely normal
This is completely normal. Do not worry at all
Not worry about it. It's completely optional. It's just an aesthetic and it's simply aesthetic
It's just it's decor. It's decor has no functional purpose
Hold on, hold on now, hold on now, hold on now, hold on now.
Don't worry, don't worry, I mean completely normal,
it's completely normal, the situation is under control,
the situation is under control sir,
there's no need to panic just stand your seats,
Keep your seatbelt fastened.
You can watch a movie.
Just keep your seatbelt fastened at no tampering
with the cigarette, the tech fish.
Please.
All the rest of the way is on.
You're freaking nice.
I'm not even kidding.
You're freaking nice and easy here.
You're freaking it.
Oh, very nice.
Okay, I'm just gonna hold over here then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're getting snipe from I'm not gonna take that much
Let's get some more people
And we're back!
And we're back boys!
We still don't have it
Guys, we need to get made it over here
We need to get over here and get Hotshot or the shit is
We gotta fucking out of here
You see that? You see that, Mr. Red?
That Tanefly Helicopter
We are back!
We are back!
I
Trying to kill us a tower one while red just chillin out. Yes. Really?
No, which is the big one every time you reload shambles shambles
How about I got something to give you how about I got I got a present for you guys up to give you shabu how about
No, I know I've got so I got so free. I'm dropping right here. I'm dropping right here
I'm dropping right here. Look it's done. It's like
How about guns
It's right here
See what she was up
Right
I'm pushing around, there's gotta be more, there's no way it's just us two, oh yeah yeah
right in front of me, I think, is that taking your soul, I'm guys, fucking guys we're gonna
have to receive more, we can't build the tank, we can't build the drop, we're building up
receive more, we're putting up receive more, right behind me, fucking boys do it alive!
In front of the, not on the tower, they're pushing from the, where we first killed that
guy, uh, coconut.
Okay, okay, that's where she take it. Oh, we're gonna lose so bad
Where's the take out boys, where's take it? It's not here anymore. I haven't seen in a while
He beat it with our most powerful weapon boys
It could not withstand the sand of time gentlemen
We are up. We are up to that. Hopping boys. Hopping. Hopping.
I'm ready for another lesson.
Is this reset Coco?
I'm dead down reset.
Oh shit. You guys camping our respawn fob. God damn it. Now I gotta take a helicopter.
the beat you are a tower five we are losing tower five tower five everybody's
dead at tower five and he's up there
we should water we should water there's your work I'm ahead with me
they're holding their capillary PC right now this is not good don't you worry
you see your deep six is on the way I'm right now you see if you get a good night I have one
I do not think you're on the ridge by me fuck hold on gimmick I get smokey hold on take your time
now you're like he sees check the east from tower five I'll get in boys lock it in
I'm gonna get you up from here.
Alright, gentlemen, let's get out.
I'm gonna pick you up from here.
Our team needs our help at Tower 5.
Do you understand that, boys?
We need to get in there.
We need to kill every man under the sun
and save our team.
Get him out of there.
Bring him home.
Uh...
Uh...
Just hit it on your hot tea.
Hit it on your hot tea. Yeah, yeah, just a kid boys. No, I'm dead. Oh
Don't you worry boys the cavalry has arrived
Yeah, the cavalry has arrived boy
Stop stop stop
I killed I killed someone with that
Did you see that did you just see that?
It landed right on top of the ocean.
Oh that's a good guy, that's a good guy.
Oh yes I know I also don't need to hit with that, but he hit the right side.
It's just you.
Wait, is this me?
Are you serious?
Yeah, also this is my moment.
This is my moment.
We're all dying behind you.
Are you?
Yeah, it's been a bloodbath over here.
You guys have been two feet away.
It's been a bloodbath over here. You guys have been two feet away
Oh, you're with tactical. Oh, he's a great out
Yep, I gave it my all I
Gave it my all and that's that's what matters that should matters most
And it's got it and it's got it guys. That's okay head back to base. We'll have a new helicopter easy
PZ will end right on top. Okay. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that
Easy peasy lickety-split
Oh, I'll fly I'll fly
I've been just might not be it you won't fly. Oh, yeah, I could fly I could fly
You're not much of a flyer guy, you know, no
I'm a flyer guy.
Are you a flyer guy?
No, I'm a flyer guy.
The last time I was in there with you.
Hold on. Anyway, just give me a second here.
Now, let's just hold your horses.
No, I can fly. I can fly.
He's locked up for the squad.
I'll fly. I'll fly.
I'll fly.
Hop in, boys. Hop in.
Hop in, hop in, guys.
Hop in, hop in.
Hop in, guys. Hop in.
Was there room in that?
Plenty of room, plenty of room, guys.
Hop in.
Hop in, guys.
Hop on in.
What the hell?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hop on in, boys.
Hop on in now.
Don't be shy.
Where you at, T?
Don't be shy, guys.
Don't be shy now.
Hop on in.
Kick some of them out.
Kick some of them out, T.
Hop on in, guys.
Where you at, T?
Pick them up.
Quick, guys.
I'll put them in for you, guys.
Hop on in, guys.
Go, go, go.
I got you, guy, guy!
What's what? What's what?
I'll be guy, guy!
Peanut! You're someone's hero!
That's great!
I'm just not fine, actually, because you're always poor.
Be he!
I got a heart!
I got a hundred fifty thousand!
That's respectable amount!
That's respectable amount!
Very respectable amount!
I'm at, uh, middle.
Did you get in?
We're in, we're in, we're in!
We're in!
This is your captain speaking.
We got a short trip today, about three minutes.
3.5 clicks out.
Sorry I have explosive diarrhea today, passengers.
I did, I did.
Uh, I guess you brought my hat from Burger King on the flight today.
It takes three mags.
Uh, only customary, of course.
Fuck it.
Uh, I'm heading in.
CG 2.5, please, Jeff.
Yeah, I'm spraying it out.
Three mags, they won't be able to spawn.
Where are we going again?
What are you doing?
I don't know if I have enough ammo.
We have to do it.
We have to go hot zone or we're toast.
Hot zone?
We are.
Hot zone.
He at tower five is also fucked.
They're still camping our APC.
APC's down.
APC's down.
Nice.
Woo.
You see that?
You see those moves?
You see those moves?
Yeah, I see the panic.
You see those moves?
I see panic.
I see panic.
I see panic.
You see those moves?
You see those moves?
I'm coming in hot, boss.
I am coming in hot.
Don't you worry.
I am coming in hot.
Don't you worry boss, Bobapita is on the way!
Everybody hop on out now boys, hop on out!
That concludes with the air peanuts!
Jesus Christ.
Since like you said that in Discord.
The wound did not get the message.
No, stop it.
Does the enemy take care of you?
Yeah, I vice-versed that in the game as well.
The enemy took care of you.
The enemy took care of you.
From the trees, they're in the trees.
They're thinking.
Lock it in boys lock it in. Yep. They went for that. Oh shit
Over here over here P over here. Oh
Gotcha. Cut up coming to pistol on me and Kuro. He's a sniper. Oh, he's got a rifle and a pistol
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And we're gonna lose this game, yeah, we're gonna slam we have five points
second place that's close to first I'm not proud I'm not a problem all right I
think you forgot the shoot button got me boys oh we got this out of percent we
got this out of percent well let's push your let's do it all of me boys follow
boys
Are they sucking it into that tower
No, it's not it's not a second. It's just it's just a natural occurrence. I just natural all natural
all natural all natural
Ma it's going to ban anybody that's laughing at us for second place. That's right. Yeah, thank you for a thank you
Respectable second place out of a hundred teams. That is that is very respectful very
Where?
Everywhere.
Everywhere?
There's another one, there's another one.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Watch to the base.
A little bit of healing.
Nothing too fresh.
Oh, we're condensed.
Oh, we're, oh, we're winning now!
We're winning, oh, never mind.
We're not winning.
Definitely was a good two seconds while I lasted.
I was feeling breath and fresh here.
I felt it for just a mere moment.
Great fantastic. Oh, I'm 16 for me if you want to raid this tower
That might be beneficial get in the zone get up
Blue it I'm inside
It took it over
Think they're dead cuz I got enough support of both of these home base. We gotta move
There was another one that landed okay that guy really had a slow descent there
Don't blow what up don't blow the door up
Get ready to build the door. Build the door.
Oh, get ready to build the door.
God, not looking for supplies.
And skinny.
Hi, what about a loose?
We got a lock in, guys.
We got to lock it.
Are you serious?
We're doing it right now.
Here we go.
We got to lock it, boys.
Get in the zone.
Get in the zone.
We should clear these snipers out the room.
Give me two seconds here.
Two quick seconds.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
There are the trees, man. There are the trees!
And tanks, dude.
They got the tanks. They got the tanks.
And we're dead.
I already got a tank.
Listen, this is not the right server.
I'm a 5G plumber. You can revive me.
I don't know. I'm a 5G server.
I don't know the name of the guy who picked the server.
Is anybody is anybody on the roof by chance I
Will get there. Oh, it looks like somebody's got me. Hello kind sir. Are you on the green team?
This tank is massacring us outside
Are you on the green deep good sir? I can use a quick revive. I
See we do a strike squad. I don't see for trying to figure out
Yeah
There's a bad guy seeing my body
Perfect
Here's the plant here's the plant quarter are you dead?
Or are you dead?
I'm gonna grab a 64 you drive a helicopter. I'm gonna parachute down directly on top of the helicopter by sports one
I'm gonna drop a 64 on top of it, and then bad we win
We did this guy's got a hotel already. You guys on top of the tank on top of the tank
Okay, okay, let's do it
I'm gonna sports one
All right
Let's do this day
But you go for a race here you're gonna go see for a tank
These guys over here right on my body
You mark the take me I'm dropping in
It killed everybody
We got okay, I'm gonna head right to you
Yeah, I'm gonna jump right up to I'm gonna land directly on top of the day
The guys in tower one need to finish it. Wait, where's coconut? I don't even see coconut. I'm here. Tower five. This is tower five? I don't even see it.
Oh, I see him. Oh, it's Mr. Holy shit.
I mean, holy shit.
Mark, mark the seat one more time, mark the seat one more time.
Holy shit.
It's like over here somewhere.
It's over there, like on my marker. I don't know exactly where it is. I hear it, but there's smoke.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Right on top, we're right on top.
Right on top, right on top.
I'm going 64 under my feet, and I'm blowing it to smithereens,
I'm knifing up and off.
I'm taking the take through the grave with me.
Locking in boys, locking in.
You got a sport parachute?
That guy's a sport parachute, just in case.
Always in case.
Of course, piloting skills.
Keep that good.
I'm going for it, I'm going for it!
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I go for it, I go for it, I go for it, I go for it!
I'm going in!
I'm going in!
Fuck up me, get up!
I'm gonna fuck up!
Get up me please!
Don't you worry about it!
You can count on me!
Oh shit.
Okay, okay.
Oh no, not really.
Alright, let's go.
Rescue, rescue, rescue.
Quick rescue, quick rescue.
I have one C4 on it. I just see my finger that works so I can hit the detonator.
Quick, revive.
Why does it crash the helicopter into the tank?
that might work that might work right now okay well that was a value to tip
much that was a value to tip and I committee for that
We're winning, so incredibly.
Yeah, we're winning so much.
We started giving the other team points.
And we fell back.
Exactly.
They can pick me up.
I got the rush, the bush.
The enemy's right in front of me, though.
Got him, got him, got him, both dead.
I'm in the building.
Oh, there's one more.
Got him, he's dead.
Nice, nice, nice.
Got the fourth one, he's dead.
Woo!
Woo!
Grab your bush, grab your bush.
Are they boy?
Woohoohoohoo!
They sure that just have a bug day to day.
That just have a bug day to day.
I hope you have your bag and your bag for jamming.
Are you ready?
Just one more.
Just one more.
Just one more.
Just one more.
Just one more.
Just one more.
I'm ready to go, ready to go.
How about here?
Here.
I'll do this.
Ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself.
Get up get up. Yeah, I still bring 64 you think it on fuck it fuck it. All right
Wait, don't see questions.
Got it.
Can we get a captain's message, girl?
Captain's message?
Yeah.
Of course, why?
I feel you should-
Shoes only.
But you're gonna let the dogs breed.
you know let the dogs breathe
how are the dogs gonna breathe
look at this guy at the top girls
that guy's a hundred percent tank where how do we get a dope tank
sense we divide some money it takes five thousand a month in war okay how much
money I got a hundred thirty two thousand that's not bad that's not bad
maybe we can get it yeah
of all of the
all of the
I didn't jump off of him.
Oh, reset.
OK, OK, OK.
I was more focused on avoiding the, uh, the toes.
Oh, reset.
I got him.
You have a, yeah, you have a help.
I'm going to jump off right here.
Oh, this guy right here.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's just, oh, never mind.
Oh, my god.
Oh, wait, we have an APC.
I'm going to fucking kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself. Is there people like right next to it?
Is it? I'm gonna drive it. I'm gonna hop in. I'm gonna drive it. I'm gonna drive right now. I'm gonna drive it out.
Okay, okay, we're gonna lose this 96. Yeah, I see we give up. I think this
We give this we show a little bit of mercy. We show a little bit of mercy. We give this one the enemy
Next with a whole better watch out
It's not gonna be pretty no it's not be pretty
I believe our teammate has killed you Mr. Fina.
I did see that.
Hello.
What did they say?
Don't show up to the golf game tomorrow?
Don't show up to the golf game tomorrow. That's right.
80 moment down.
I told you one.
Are you good there?
Oh yeah.
Oh, that's me.
Oh, this one took all my managers.
Fantastic.
We're scouting.
We're scouting.
Oh, sorry, bud. Sorry, bud.
I got you. I got you.
Fantastic.
At least one will kill you.
Oh, you don't want to kill me?
Oh, I'm dead.
Okay.
Okay.
The equestion has been notified of these unacceptably zesty
Helly screams sniping incidents.
Thank you, thank you.
The Emperor's wrath will show no mercy to the end of the nutsack.
That's great D.M. What a sweet treat.
Hey guys, I'm gonna go ahead and slay you and watch the Sun for the rest of this match.
Hold my hand. Hold my hand. Hold my hand.
We're going out together.
I want Goofy's Goofbird.
Yeah.
We're the goofy goober.
We're the goofy goober, yeah.
We're the goofy goober, yeah.
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober.
That was incredible.
That was a tasteful one.
Good work everybody.
Good work everyone.
Thank you.
LG for me.
This next one. This next one.
LG for me as well. LG for me as well.
This time, I say we get more
bad eight points what do you guys think yeah I'm pretty nine pretty nine pretty
nine pretty nine pretty nine okay you're focused on that number what the number
you should focus on is the number two for second place right
mm-hmm second place is almost right it makes me say big I love for swap and
servers boys we're swapping servers that red team is too good that red team is too good
and they have everything I think it's the same it's the same guys they even when we swap
They, they, they, they, they, they find this.
Kind of, they have some kind of.
They might get like a holding missile to just
missile like our hellies at campers' ponds.
Yeah, I'm doing a game right now.
Yeah, that's what was fucked up.
Yeah. Yeah, I still, I know.
I don't know if you seem to be allowed to build on to this signal.
Does that feel like that, that type of stuff is just going to happen?
Why else would you even build on that?
Yeah, that was kind of, that was kind of silly.
Yeah, that was silly, very silly.
Are you doing a game?
Yeah, I'm going to give it a mighty voice.
How's this silly Billy since you I'm gonna try to figure out if I'm gonna text me these helicopters out dude chat like
Isn't that hard to get a grown? I don't think so you just need a big hammer and some supplies
Yeah, yeah, do you building we all honestly would might no run supplies. Oh wait this server
The team is full, okay
Uh
Wait, can I get an invite, please?
Oh, uh, can you just join off of me?
Oh, my team doesn't work. Let me see if you can invite me. There you go.
We won't be on your team.
We can't join my team at all?
No, it's literally full.
Can't even imagine waiting for it.
Perfect. Perfect.
We can join our red team. We've been winning.
We're in the server.
Reset with reset. I'll pick a new server much much more room on the green team on this user
By the way, mr. Coconut
Do you know if the second missile option you get kills tanks or no, I have no idea
Miss locks you get killed tanks
I
Mean menu hiding screen yes, go
No, these are easy to take other than the sheaf work and the drone
Another tank
Geez wait, there's RPGs, right? Yeah, she does my
It's like ten shots
Mortars? Yeah, Mortars is gonna be impossible.
You can like get on top of the tank, they can't kill you,
and then you just demean them the whole time.
You just like sit there telling them that their mother's a whore or something.
Ooh, yeah, that, I would say that the mother's a whore or something.
I've heard of that one.
Yeah.
This, you know.
Chad, like, how do we, can you name all the things we can do to take out the tanks?
Help us, Chad.
We need to help.
We need to help out here.
Why does it say the server is over here?
You know, you're not in the game, are you?
I am.
Yeah, that's a bad server.
Time server, bad server, no worries, third time in the shop.
Third time in the shop, no worries, boys, no worries.
Somebody, I don't know how, but they know exactly what server.
The queue was full by the time I even accepted your invite.
Alright, we're in the server.
How are they joining us?
I don't know.
Alright, joining new server.
I'll see you guys in a minute.
Okay.
Like a recently played with thing. There's got to be something like that.
Hold on.
I'm a great man.
Well, you can join our recent players.
OK, I mean, also on.
Perfect. I mean, I mean,
Steve recently played with apparently is the way you can join the game.
Fantastic. So every everyone is playing
I don't know what that's just about.
It's full.
No way.
It's full?
We got it. We need to pick it slightly less.
Is it really weird to turn off the steam joint recently played with?
Wait.
I'm in.
Oh, is that what he is?
I'm trying to get on green right now.
That guy literally just said he'd press the joint game button on
coconut steam profile.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
Oh
How is that a thing how is that a thing uh at least he's honest at least he's honest
Do you all appear offline
Then we can't invite we'll have to just manually you just have to manually type the server in uh in the chat in discord
profile friends only but all of us okay we're creating squad we're creating a
squad okay it's wrong is what oh yeah yeah oh good except for a baby have you
zanatized are we all are we all in the game yes I am
I'm I still not medically with 25. Oh my goodness
The who's he's the who's he's in the news is the defibrillator. I worry shit. Oh go join the awful one what and then
Join alpha one so peanut can lock it
I mean, oh, what shit wait?
Okay, I'm joining. I'm joining. I'm joining
I
Don't I don't I'll lock it just take me watching it
Here he's our medic. He picks us up a lot. All right, hold on
Please read me in your voice. No, no, yeah, rapid joy hurry up
He's a he's a he's it. Oh, all right
I'm getting into the helicopter. All right. I've locked it. We're good to go. All right, let's run
Wait, wait, wait, the hell are you?
Is it leaving up to speed in black and white?
It's because of the, uh, it's a weather condition.
When it's easy, the saturation goes down like crazy.
Why are people telling me to pretend to be Ploxy's secret furry lover?
Oh
That's how we're going for one time one it's out why I don't know what I don't know why
All right, all right, we got the squad we got the squad here three other cop just a little to the brim
They got him. They got him. They got him. They got him. They got him. They got him.
Uh, no, no, no. That fob smarted it was completely made of black.
Yeah, so he's got a fob with this helicopter. I've got who's saying what someone said it.
I
Jump now
Yeah, let's do the hot dog fuck it. Let's get that early points. Let's to meet the other team to moralize
You come on. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get it. I'm with you the first like 30 40 points. I wouldn't they won't even try
So you guys last round
Do you want the supplies of the roof, Genki?
Locking in boys, Locking in!
Who's January? Is this P?
That's me, I'm January.
Okay, gimmick, okay.
We're gonna go up and go up towards the door.
We got a group of four head doors to go right now.
We're gonna get it, we already have it out.
This is actually the play.
Yeah, this is the move, this is the move.
Everybody's building stuff, we get the first like 20, 30, 40 points.
Oh, I'm down, right, didn't he?
Okay, and it's gone.
And it's gone.
Did that pay? I killed him.
Yes, I'm dead. Please God save me.
Please God save me.
Oh, there's more.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
Well, we got the first three points.
okay all right guys good work we got the first three not bad not bad
I
I need to draw down the silver you have to touch it
Is that is a tower over there? Well, yeah, I tell right there. Oh, yeah
Just see if we walk across this river like you do
Like you do
We're fine. We're fine. I got a hiccup at all. No bump in the road. No problem.
Watch the blues on me. Watch the blues on me.
Coming, coming, coming. We're crossing the river right now. It's blues, blues, blues. I got lots of blues.
God, wipe it!
Thanks for it.
I do.
Lots of blues, look at lots of blues!
Lots of, lots of, lots of blues!
I'm coming.
How many pallets of, uh, recent appeal do you need, Jesus?
Okay.
Coo-coo-coo!
Coo-coo-ee right now!
They're fucking me up, P. They're fucking me up!
Hooray, mooray, hooray, mooray!
Hooray, mooray, hooray, hooray!
I'm gonna flank, I'm gonna flank him, P.
Right now
What's that work mark them mark them if you can I'm behind them by better than
Better than what I said, I'll mark them in just a moment. It's all good. It's all good
I think we got no we got the circles actually moving to a class got another there's more
Oh
God I'm on it. I'm on it. Now I've got it now. I've got right where I want them
Oh, look at this. We're dead. I'm going to put it
George
There might just be one left.
I got to keep it, I got to watch it.
Take it, take it, take it.
I got him to me.
He just wanted to stop the place.
Oh, they're coming from the tower.
They're coming from the tower direction, I think.
What, you dropped in?
Oh, came out.
That problem's out itself.
He's in the back of the truck, he's in the back of the truck.
It's your birthday gimmick. No, this is it's just nobody you you think modest face. I
Got you I got some more building mats on the roof
Who nice you were pretty good out here boys
I'm gonna start dropping maybe some
Some other stuff a little bit of back in please keep me posted if you need anything specific
I need to
I've run in a bush
I'm sure he's the bush man
You were lying Mr. Toonman
Great cock
I'm gonna cook it up with the garden if it wasn't for me
Oh my god, thank goodness
He's a delicate fellow
He's a delicate fellow
He's a delicate fellow
He was right about the guy in the bush
Oh shit, I'm going to the zone
Dude, the zone left us like an hour ago
We gotta move
Shanshine
Hey, mr. No, oh, oh, you like pinball wizard. You should listen to
Happy Friday
Okay, I'm coming
though. Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, dude, I can't do it. Disgusting. Why would you do that in the middle of battle? It doesn't seem to advance our position
toward the enemy whatsoever. There's many other strategies that he should have
considered first. Relaxation of the mind does wonder his peanut. Oh, shut me off.
Oh, looky splinky, looky splinky, looky splinky, looky splinky.
the ice house I can do to help the team soldier
fucking that shit I fucking suck at that shit
we're all leaving the circle we're all leaving the circle to help to the
tower oh yeah wait oh no we should go back to the sugar no no we're still good
we're still good we still got numbers I see him I see him you're right yes
He's blowing your ladder, kid.
He's bleeding.
He killed another one.
Drop the hotel.
He's playing up the roof.
Okay. Three are dead.
Nice, nice. I'm flanking. I'm flanking. I'm coming up.
I just stopped. No, fuck.
I just stopped.
I see one.
Got him, Jack. Got him, Jack.
I'm parking this thing.
I'm bringing the APC.
Coming up, coming up.
outer stairs yeah I know what you mean
I see you I see you I see you what was me did you fall yeah I fell from up top
he killed me from the ground okay I might have killed a guy that did you
Oh, nice. Okay. Good hold. Good hold. Oh, we should. Thank you. We're good. Are we
dead? Yeah, we're good. We're good. Oh, good for Steve. All right. All right. All right.
Oh, let's see if Steve's ready to scale. They told me it was cloudy. And that's the reason.
It's a little bit cloudy today.
So...
So, so, so, so, let's go home.
Everybody's gonna blind.
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
No, that's me!
Yeah, I don't make the rules.
Can you guys hold T1 so Jiji can build the bottom a little bit?
It's not gonna be too long.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, God, you're so annoying.
We're gonna go to the apartment.
T1, that actually saved me a ton of time.
We're gonna go to the apartment.
Now we have more time to build it.
T1.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, then we got guys in these apartments.
T1's a great worker to be.
T1's a great worker.
I'm going in.
This counts as holding.
I
Do you know I do I'm commending you for saving so much time calling tower one T1 that we were more time to build T1
What
You guys see what it's just lots and lots and lots and lots of time
Is it safe down there you guys still at T1?
Oh my god, now we have more time to check in with shape at T1.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Let me know if you have any other green.
Oh my goodness.
That's T1, T2.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I've understood that right there.
T2 to save time. You want that for a second?
Ponder for that for a moment.
Ponder for that for a moment.
Then I, shall I, what else can I call it?
Is there something else we could have been calling?
No, I'm telling you though you saved a bunch of time on tower T1.
And every time I save one, I'm saving.
That's an 80% decrease in letters.
The more I call it T1, the more time I'm saving.
exactly exactly what we're gonna do without this time to machine you think
I don't know maybe we can get the fucking base in the match for god six instead of being second place
second place is pretty good second place is second place
second place right here right here
am I in circle? am I in circle?
they're right here right here on my marker
three three three
watch watch
little bit of healer then I'll go kill them
oh shit
I just did some cover fire there
I see him up there
Oh
My god
Or mechanical parts
You make me proud son you make me a little eggy sometimes
You need to try harder doing practice and listen to your codes
I will you understand me?
You understand me son?
Play the piano better.
Play the piano.
A plus. A plus he's cool.
But I did my best.
I got B plus.
B plus!
B plus! A plus!
You can be a bandage, dude.
I'm out of bandages.
You go this dude.
Lock it in boys.
Lock it in.
We're doing great. We already got the first 30 points
This is going good. I feel like we can't stand lobbies for a game like I feel like every lobby we just have to leave
Yeah, yeah, but if we stay in a lobby, we always lose the second game always
100% 100% 100%
There's night from from the church, let's go get up. I'll blow them up. I got it. I got it
Check this out. Remember the box of mats?
Remember me
Why the trucks on this back so tiny push it up push it up push it up. Excellent. Oh my god incredible
In the arms of the ages
You'll be remembering the hearts of our hollocks for that correct me. Don't rest me. I'm nothing. Oh, okay
I'm pushing I'm pushing I'm pushing
One more one more one more
He's behind that rock. I'm moving in moving in right here right here. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure
He's coming his boy
Church is clear, maybe
We should do some...
What about this guy?
What guy?
Get your head in the fucking game!
Don't punch me! Don't fucking punch me!
I have no meds!
We bought you to go look at those guys for meds.
We killed them.
Uh...
What the...
What does that mean?
What the hell?
I think...
Oh, I don't think this guy likes you hitting me, Pete.
What?
There's Mr. Aaron as my guy!
No, it looks like he's my man.
He's my man. He's my man. He's my man. He's my man. He's my man. Oh, he's my man
They start at it. Oh
He's everyone's man
It's a fucking game
There's lots and lots of pages lots and lots of things ready. We go don't put them all in place
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Go ahead and heal up. But make it
stop me. I think we're here. I swear to God. Come on. This really is your last game.
Yeah. Come on. Go good. Go good. You love. He love. We're still got the ways. Let's go.
Yeah. He love. Yeah. He love. But make it stop me.
Okay. I'm going to take you. I'm going to hold the church. I think because we want
You guys trying to take the other two towers so we can suck the circle or what?
I
I'm bad!
Oh, goodnight!
I'm fucking bad!
I fucking hate you, peanut!
I hate you so fucking much!
That's what you get!
That's what you get for working for the red team!
I'm bad for 10 hours!
Are you serious?
What the fuck?
So, we don't need any more?
Any more supplies?
Hold on listen, it's gonna be fine. I'll take my guy. I'll take my guy.
Oh, I know. I think it's 10 minutes.
Oh, 10 minutes. 10 minutes. Oh, put some more ammo in.
Okay, that's about it.
You will.
All right, you, yeah, you wait there.
You need a timeout, buddy. You need a timeout.
You wait there. You think about what you get.
Well deserved.
They're very well deserved.
Piece of crap.
Killing your own teammates.
What's going on up there?
We didn't need the closer part.
Absolutely dominating down here.
We're sweeping the center.
Gimmick, Gimmick, lock it!
Lock it, Gimmick!
Oh, stop it!
Oh, dude, that hurt my arm.
How does punching get your armor durability?
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
What do you got in there?
No, Pust-
How can I punch my armor clean off?
I have no armor.
Well, as we all know, that's how armor plates work.
work that is how our plates work they're very fragile they're like glass
oh jerry I didn't take nothing don't worry
we're getting shot we're getting shot right now my bullets from the stadium
that's all right hold on now it literally everywhere I this is how this is
Tell, this is Viet Nam?
I just marked him, he's on the roof.
He's on the roof.
Who from what?
Well, I'm building, duh.
Which roof?
Which roof?
Yeah.
Yeah, are we going?
I got another one.
What roof?
The tower, the tower, the tower.
What tower?
The one to the south.
The tower.
The tower?
You see how I say, time might they hit me?
In a tower, you not, man, but I am.
I'm no different.
These guys are coconut erases.
Cut from a different glove.
Cut from a different glove.
Cut from a different glove.
What can I say?
No difference.
No difference.
Holy.
Wait, you banned the game?
I'm fucking banned.
Sorry.
I don't know why I love this.
And Peter punched me so many more times.
That's not going to hold up in court, chief.
That's not going to hold up in court.
Sorry.
There's no proof of that.
There is literally no proof of that you it's all here saying
Mechanical supplies just in case you got to build a stinger or bullets
God yeah, I'm a big fan big fan, you know, you know the drugs this above all come I'll come see how to use it
Little bit of healing man, little bit of healing.
Something fell something backwards.
Oh my gosh, I didn't believe in anything.
What are all these players recording?
Oh my god, it's so heavy, it's so heavy.
So heavy.
Put it go, put it go, put it go, put it go.
Put it!
Oh no, no!
No!
Alright.
MENIC!
MENIC!
He's dead by the river be careful
Some bads going on down here, huh
Mr. Eric
He was he was there's a life savers. Oh god. Oh god
You're sometimes seem Simon has it quicks. I got like 10 10 medicine. Oh, we always get revived
We always get revived. It's the other side of the court. It's the other side of the coin. That's right
You got to look at both sides of the coin
One side is you get revived the other side is
Everyone's trying to give it all time and get know where you are. I don't have choppers
Following you around
As it happens
Hey little bit of back in
You get some money to revive
Actually, you get a little bit of cash to it's a little bit of a motivator a little bit of cash
He's on where? Where is he?
He's on the lights in the stadium.
Right here.
Oh, yeah, I'm right ahead.
Ah, I can see about 20 meters that's about it.
Literally no idea what that means in the slide.
It could be a sex thing.
Could be some type of cult thing could be a sex cult actually could be a intertwining of the two a cult for sex
Kinky
Kinky sex cult is what I is what I'm getting from that kinky sex cult
Kinky sex called kinky sex cult there
Mmm a sexy cult no not a sexy cult because that'd be a regular cult that is stylish
I'm talking about a sex cult a cult or sex a kiki sex kiki sex cult
Kiki sex BDSM Batman suit
called
That makes sense everybody follow me. They'll be tracking is everyone tracking the big sense. They'll be understand
Good good. Okay, good
So what makes you all on the same page because that's what matters most team coordination team coordination wins the game
Wait, they're not you're right they're not if you have to
The stores are tricky
We happen to have any of those is where the drone thing was the city
Maybe you see you to build the drone thing. Oh my god. We have like five. Oh my goodness. Hold on. No
Oh
We need spare parts of tower one
Do we do we need it or no are we 100% we spare parts of tower one tower one
some room in the stadium hold on that way hey the mortar guys from tower two
wait a minute
wait a minute wait how many meters is that
200... 270... Southeast... Southeast... Hold on, 270 meters... South... East...
There are a lot of new ships, so I think I'll walk.
BAM!
Alright, let's see how they like it!
Let's see how they like it!
Let's give them a taste of their own passion!
There they are!
Huh?
Oh god, this is different ever.
Ha!
Fucked up your lawn.
Good luck mowing that, buddy. Good luck mowing that, well there's a huge crater in the middle of it.
Yeah!
I
Shit on the bridge
this could be huge huge this could be huge
oh my god
the mechanical parts
what?
I'm not gonna kill anyone
oh my god
What is he doing here?
That's the ally like that!
You're not looking right on me.
Let me first look at myself.
What's your name?
Hey, do you know how to create those stinger rockets?
So they drop to supply?
OOOOOOOH!
Plus one, plus one!
Yowling!
There it is boys, there it is
Also, they could actually get banned it was easy to kill him. We had you have a man you got a 10 minute ban not not like
Why shit old they're fighting back for punching peanut. Yeah, very naughty
There we go boys, there we go!
There we go boys!
We need mechanical parts.
So if you're going to build that thing...
There's the BB.
We took our boy out of there.
It's our helicopter, boy.
Oh, we destroyed a vehicle.
It's not a vehicle, it's an actual part of our base.
Hell yeah.
Dude, we need more.
We need more.
We need more, more, more, more, more, more, and more
of everything.
Do you know where the fob is?
Do you know how to build it?
Hey, Kulo, your shoes are tied.
Check real quick, quick.
Kulo, your shoes are tied.
Ooh, we're getting mortared.
careful he's sure he's you double-check
I just got just calling it out good morning oh look there's one of those
mod safer mod safe and mortar over here
well there's guys in the apartment as well going in going in
You're so bad, you're so bad.
Mr. Red, what if I hop on that bad boy?
How do you get them?
Mr. Red, what if I hop on that bad boy?
Oh, thank you, Tio.
I'm just taking a quick look.
Oh, no worries, no worries.
Do you have to like build them once you get the mechanical parts there?
Do you build them while you're there?
Yeah, you built the the drugs while you're here. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job
Okay, it's okay. Oh, okay, so I should get on there. We go
All right boys here it is here's the money shot here is the money shot
All right, wait, hold on
We should just surrender.
Here's the money shot!
Let's take...
Ben, will you move out of the way?
Here's the money shot boys!
All red segment guys, they're stepping it all the way into their town.
Oh! Hold on now! Hold on!
Hold on! Wait a minute!
I lose by me doing that what
Let's see how they like
Oh, here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is.
Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is.
Did you need building mats? Just normal building mats, Jamie?
Who's doing this?
There's guys over here.
Wait.
What about all the people on the mortar?
Where'd everybody go?
I knew it. I knew it
That son of a bitch
He wants one and he's a hot boy. He's gonna be mortars. Oh, yeah, these are mortars knocker. Hey guys, I watched it
Hey, welcome back go-go you guys still in the same server. Yeah, yeah
Started losing the moment you left bud
I'm laughing boys.
I'm laughing.
How is that going to look?
Gonna have to confiscate this one, Gulu.
This will be business.
Emerging.
Alright.
Alright.
Batch enough!
I'm leaving!
Oh shit.
I'm leaving I've had just about enough all right guys I've lost the border more
Oh, thank you
The guy okay
What?
How to drop building mats on top?
Okay, thank you.
You make one more out of building mats?
There's mortars, yeah.
Yeah, that was peanut.
What?
What's your audience?
What?
We dropping mortars on us?
Thank you, you were the mortars.
Guys, up hill too.
Yeah, thank you, you were mortaring us.
It's alright, you know.
I killed one person by accident while I'm ordering, and it was you.
Right there if that thing was not there.
I don't know, I shouldn't have talked.
No, the first one.
No, there wasn't two killed.
The first one was a team kill assist.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I only killed one team member.
The first one was a team kill assist.
A team kill assist.
Very different than the team kill.
Very different than the team kill.
Highly different than the team kill.
They could not be more far apart.
They could not be more far apart highly different. They're not even they're not even related. They're not even related at all not even related at all
What do you need over there, Genji? I'm gonna do one or two more passes and I'm gonna go help the police
They guys still up there
We have no oil and we still need no way
Get his ass
I'm on the 600 meter track to the hot Jonah. I'll see boys there
Hey
Talks you said he forgives the word treat you
Somebody else says that you killed him as a word treat you
You killed my buddy earlier with the mortar
It was a team kill assess. A team kill assess is very, very different.
What is wrong with everyone? What is going on? Everyone's just blaming me for everything.
Everyone's blaming me for everything. I walk up to a random guy and he goes, oh Peter, you
killed my friend with a mortar absolutely untrue absolutely untrue friends
of the toxic ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous dude this bridge we've lost
it I think we've lost the bridge I'm heading over to the old guys they're
pulling those out again wait wait no no blue is we should go over there that's
Blue has that tower. Fuck you. We should we should contest that tower
Fuck you
That was so close
I got one more past huge engine. Hey like that, buddy
Yes, yeah universe has a way of balancing itself out
man what just happened right there
the
I have to give you one
I'm dead right now next to a blue guy and a red guy and they're talking so much
shit to each other
as it should be
I hate each other, I'm just sitting here cause I'm not subservient.
We got ten guys moving to the hot zone boys.
We're about to start gaining points quickly.
Very very snappy like.
Lickety split, you know what I mean?
Yeah, if there's too many on this tower, just think of that as well.
I said careful.
That one.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
that'll happen that'll happen when that happens those are the side effects
gotcha
what the hell that guy was up to
oh this is where the motor guy is
does he remember his name does he remember his name who's the motor guy's name
is anyone notice it?
stop it
suffice to pay
you pay for this
Bob's gonna save
wagon
if you can get a mortar
we have mortars
oh god
yes
YES! WHAT A HALT ESCAPE!
LET'S GO!
Now he's gonna find a way in here.
I'm on top of the roof.
He's gonna find a way in this backlight.
I sneaked on in here.
I'm just gonna sneak it around.
I'm just gonna poke it!
I'm just gonna poke it!
I'm just gonna poke it!
Oh!
PUSHED!
Oh
Is there a PC or a PC there that would be our I'll be go there
Get up boys get up. No time for that
no time for napping no time for napping no time for napping boys everybody get
on up get on up boys don't die for napping I'm going to the tower boys
everybody hop on up hop on up boys
I swear, if Donnie does not come up here and take me up...
It'll be back in a minute, it'll be back in...
Oh my God, this is my boy.
We're gonna need some more nightmare-meaning, boys.
How do you guys die?
There's a guy who has drowned some of the tribe of the creeds.
I'm sure there's a way back there.
Gotcha
They'll be a little bit of healing
Some some
That's our last man boys. That's our last man, and we have no ammo
I'm gonna need your man's ammo
Maybe he's got
With all these guys coming out of the ward works.
I'm very sorry, Toxic, but I will have to say
that it was a team kill assist, very different.
Very different.
Highly different, highly different.
A lot of people are doing this right now.
They're actually doing that with their mask.
We're making them come out.
Well, we're green.
Brett, where do you get the chopper from?
Everybody give me a pepper bunch!
Talk to me, talk to me, speak to me, bunch!
I'm tired of coming with you.
It might be our time. It might be our time.
It might be our time. It might be HR time.
Did you see the numbers next to our score?
No, 12 people in the circle.
Excellent.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Excellent, excellent.
It's close right now.
It's like, no camera, no camera.
No, it's not.
The other side.
No, this is our car.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
Was that said, $92,000 on it?
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Ooh, no.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We gotta get, uh, we're, we're, uh, we gotta get another, uh, Zerg in the, in the, uh,
RAPC, we got some extra cash, we got some expendable cash, we got some C4, we got some
moves.
The money moves?
Oh, big money moves.
Big money moves?
We got, we got $3,000 in singles, and you know where we're going to be.
TUCKY CHEESE!
TUCKY CHEESE!
TUCKY CHEESE!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Oh yeah!
We should hire a 47 year old
pregnant stripper to come with us.
We think.
She's probably got a lot of life experience.
We should help us win the TUCKY CHEESE games
and get all the prizes!
You think we'll bring our kids with us?
Maybe!
and tucking cheese games, too.
Honestly, more hands on deck, the more games we can play,
the more games we can play, the more tickets we get.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Well, yeah, she can spend all seven of her kids.
We'll have 10,000 tickets by the end of the night.
We'll get a big prize.
A big prize, we're gonna PS5.
But I am letting her know at the beginning
that her kids are not having that PS5, it is mine.
I want, they can have a couple of tuxi rolls
maybe one trinket off the shelf with 50 tickets.
I'm keeping the PS5.
You're wrong.
Did it last Tuesday nights or anything?
No.
No.
No.
There's no shared custody of the PS5.
It is my PS5.
Friddle.
They can have a couple 60 rolls and 80
trinket worth 15 tickets more likes.
I'm being told that's how you become a stepdad.
No.
No, no.
I will then be reporting the 47-year-old prostitute named
ronda to the police for prostitution
it would be there'd be no problem there you won't have to see her again she will
just be a uh... a means to an end
for us to get the ps5 from check and cheese
it's a doggy dog roll down here guys
well i listen i'm not mean i'm not mean i listen that is the course that she
chose and so i will be getting my ps5 and reporting it to the police
maybe that's how ronda loves to look
Maybe that's the way Rhonda loves.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe that's Rhonda's, would you call her lovely?
Maybe, maybe.
I think Rhonda's just acting out
because she wants some love for herself.
That's what I think.
Well, well, maybe she can get it from her cellmate
when I report it to the police.
And take my PS5 home and play some GK6.
I don't have my hammer because I put the defuse.
Locking in boys, locking in gig!
We'll have to fly you over a new one.
I've got C4 now!
Come on here!
Oh, we're taking it dude, we're taking it, look at this, beautiful!
Beautiful! We're gonna win boys, we're gonna win!
This is going pretty good!
It's a body that's...
Oh, sure.
Oh, that...
That feels like a tank.
It's going right up here.
It feels like we're getting shot by a tank.
What's going on over here?
It's just a feeling.
It's not confirmed.
I have a little hammer.
Oh, it's an attack chopper.
Awesome.
What's going on right here?
I know.
Okay, I can go...
Impossible to set.
What's going on over here?
It was all these shots went from
They've sucked the circle and there was a whole thing but we're back baby. We're back
We are green thank you, mr.
Attack choppers back
We all start shooting at it won't be able to do shit
Everybody did that they down we all shoot the same time yeah
Let's let it feel comfortable yeah, because when they feel comfortable they'll hover and try to get like a good angle on you
And then whenever it gets comfortable all turn on it to say down yeah
They're like a nice coffee
The code will be apple bottom jeans
boots with the fur the whole club was looking at her she hit the floor she hit
the floor next thing you know please listen carefully guys this is the code
word that I'm gonna say when we have to shoot the hook on baby good baby got
someone next thing you know shawty got low low low low low low low low low that's
very low that's very low right so I'll just give you the code word one more
time guys. Up the bottom jeans, boots with the fur. A whole club was looking at her.
She hit the floor. She hit the floor. And Sadiq got low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
Does that mean we have the code phrase in? We got that? We got that?
got a gun okay hey everybody's it good
well I was gonna be on it down
Papa John's Papa John's a lot I'm being
with it Coco's in the red team
that TV stuff are they pulling the
circle they're pulling the circle
they're pulling the circle
everybody's going to circle push circle
push circle we're going to tower four
I might have been one guy.
I'm just rallying, rallying.
You might have been one guy.
I wasn't faking one guy.
Ooh, snipers.
Get back to the wall.
Oh, you're a liar.
Sniper, sniper.
Mmmm.
Ha ha.
Killing them is your like,
beef of ae to the city.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
Sniper.
What?
Sniper.
Sniper.
Is this a fucking guy for real?
Which one which one was that which one you fuckers do that
We take this tower
For the circle again
He's devious dogs. They're rascals. They won't know look they won't cut it out
Well, how do they pull it? Oh, they have a drill
Yeah, are you doing?
I'm blowing the face wide open, gentlemen.
I'm blowing the thing wide open.
I'm going in.
Oh, they have a good.
Yeah.
Come on in, boys, come on in.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I
down
down
down
cheese
oh
excuse me fat people
back up back up
get a bit of healing let me
get a bit of
back a little bit of back
no
in the tower
right now
the APC straight ahead right behind the APC.
Well done, we gotta be careful out there boys.
Oh Dory I've got you Mr. Aaron.
Thanks for my job Dolphin off.
Oh Dory I've got you Mr. Pierre.
That drill windows came in.
You guys speak I gotta see I gotta charge ready.
Oh
Didn't have to charge ready you got me Ali Ali had one
Didn't have to be touched ready either
Oh hold on now
Get me out! Get me out!
I don't think it was it. It was it.
Get me out!
Get me out!
Get me out!
Get me out!
Oh my fucking god!
I did the entire thing!
It was a chosen one!
We were the chosen one to save everyone!
We were the chosen one!
well well thank you good chair thank you good chair I will be leaving
Immediately fuck all of you
I'm not what she brought him going for another way to detect them two ways big one
I got what she brought up one more
I got you got you got you that's what puppies good to kill you okay
Now he's dead
Well, there's two guys three guys watching you one day
And out
They're gone you're bad. I mean they want to bad
They want you bad boys. They don't want to give you up
Oh, I'm going to chop some regular gauges.
I'm going to shoot you from behind.
No, I need the big hammer.
Ah, perfect.
Nope, you're on it, baby.
I'll grab it next time.
Guys, red is catching up.
I know, it's getting a little dangerous.
I'm just going to leave and go get the large hammer.
Did we have a fuel to run it?
We gotta take this down, HF!
We have enough fuel to run it?
Um, we should...
BOOOM!
Oh, I'm dead.
Guys, what over here? What over here?
Alright, everybody, let's bail!
Alright, I'm bringing, uh...
Oh no!
See, he knows our last hope.
He's our last hope.
He's the chosen one.
Hammer and
Hey, you might pass me one of those for miles while you're at it.
If you got an extra one, if you got an extra one, no big deal.
Sir, please, sir, please, please, sir, please, sir, get off of me.
You're invading my personal space.
You're invading my personal space.
I told them to bail.
Who, me or us?
fuck him away with me
but he's much better than you need to grab
well it's not a deep end
oh he's still by deep end
are you gonna be on top or whatever
the video is there
the chat was great send
your name, ideas, Korra, Dawson, and Callen
oh the video can be rinsey crancy
I don't know what that, I don't know what that
are you doing your video?
Sorry, dude. That's all I got. Get out of here.
That's all I got, buddy.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know if you need me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let him!
Right, he's still surviving over here, boys.
He's gonna bring it
I got you, Mr. Tyler, don't worry puppets. I'll take care of you
Get up boys get up get up get up
Get up get up get up get up
Get up boys get up get up get up
I'm coming with a break.
Now he's dead, got him, got him, got him.
I'm bringing that butt hammer.
I need the big hammer that he's bringing.
Thank you.
We're just going to only go, no, no, who the hell does that
die?
I'm sorry.
He play appeal yet up.
Yeah.
I got myself, I guess.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh my god, Jesus.
TG was actually
I miss something I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I've been see for like 12 hours. I was like was it not a guy asking
baby names
I'm assuming big stuff
My kids that were murdered
Excellent excellent excellent it bonds my bad that guy
I bet guys I'm totally fucking out of it. I'm not even on the same plan
Hey, Coco, you kill me
Me me like we're about to we're about to take
Is he actually here I can't help with that
Oh, we're literally too off
All right wheels up on wheels up
We got a full helicopter coming to hot zone.
Right to hot zone boys.
Right to hot zone.
We need T1 secure so we can get the drill.
Oh, toxic.
I just want to remind you that it was a Team Kill Assessed.
Okay?
Okay, I got you.
Team Kill Assessed.
Team Kill Assessed.
Which is highly different than the Team Kill Assessed.
I just would like to hear maybe a quick, oh I forget you beat up for the Team Kill Assessed.
That's all that you make me stay the healthy sleep tonight
Maybe a little bit
I don't know why should apologize to see this is a reality you
Messed up my mortar
No, Jim
If I was playing with mortars having a great time and then you decided to eat one of them,
that's very selfish.
That was my mortar.
All right.
Highly selfish sir, highly selfish.
Okay, you guys do your work.
We're taking the same ones.
You're not always tied.
It's going back in.
What are we doing?
Let's see a barrel roll.
Who is the driver?
Who is the driver?
I thought that was crazy.
It is.
I'm going to deepfim, revive me if I deepfim!
Yeah, what's up?
Uh, grab me, grab me, I got to deepfim, I got to deepfim!
Can you watch?
No, fuck that guy, revive me, revive me.
No, no, no, no, revive him, I'm going to put him back down.
Revive that guy, put that guy back down, fuck that guy.
Oh, it looks like he deepfitted.
I got too much. I got you. Don't you worry. Let's ride.
There's slight mishap what the helicopter ride was when we have a team coming to your location
I'm on hot zone team and we've taken it we've taken it we're taking points right now
okay be careful in here that's all that markers well I got a boys dead do not
Don't do that don't
You're driving it boys
No, sorry, but what's about this great start? I'm trying to throw it right there lovely stunt this Saturday
Oh my goodness only custom heating here. You know witness. Oh my goodness. Oh, you would love to be oh
Oh
We love
You're alone behind the level of IP
I'll take you on my bridge run next one over there next one bridge run
the thing is I can't come down like if I come down then they can take the top
with the they're helling I grant you can point which is which yeah we're under
attack in the hot zone it's not good we'll be dropping it
Oh
The APC needs repair the APC anybody around you guys with a wrench. I don't have a range go
If there's a farm next to your spot one ask it's hot here. It's very hot
We're one off from from taking it
God yeah
Wait, is that you? Oh my gosh, there's a medical bag.
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
Thank you, Mr. Eric!
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
Ah, T1.
Oh, tower one, that means tower one guys, that's slaying for tower one.
of the
like T.E.A.
the
the
But I get my and dog
What I get picked up we're going right over there we're fucking his ass
Press you can take the log. Oh, yeah
Oh, thank you, good job. Thank you. Good job
Let's play
Are they still downstairs?
Okay, all right. Yeah, they're still in here. I'll be safe. Count your days, Chris, please.
Count your days. Count your days, Chris, please. Count your days.
Bob, the beat is coming. I'm coming for you, my boy! I'm coming for you!
I
Fuck this whole game. I'm killing Chris place
I'm definitely lose I'm can we lose would kill it Chris place right now right here right now right here right now
Yeah, we're gonna send to the my most elite soldier. So we just need two more codes
Yeah, four and last digit zero
It locks out after three tries, I think
I think you guys watch the chat see me dies.
One of them alive, one of them alive.
You guys, you guys, you guys watch the chat,
watch the chat, tell me if Chris plays dies.
Uh, I don't see anybody, we're up here.
Oh, what'd you say?
Really?
Yeah, there's nobody left here.
Yeah, they're all dead.
No, I'm telling you, there is someone hiding.
He was hiding earlier.
All right, boys, we have one objective,
that's to kill Chris plays.
He is armed with an SKS sniper rifle
In a small house next to the hot zone,
we're gonna drop right on top of him,
break through the windows and fuck his ass.
Maybe.
Do you understand me, soldier?
Uh-huh.
Hey, are you?
Hey, guys, do you see?
What the fuck, I'm...
Oh, that's...
Uh...
What's your guy?
How do I get rid of C4?
Hypothetically, if I just threw C4
onto something important, how do I get rid of it?
Press F on it.
Where is this place again?
Where did we die?
We died like right here, didn't we?
Because where did we die again?
Where did we die?
Subway.
Oh, I don't know where we died.
We died up next to that tree.
Whose place is this house right here?
There he is.
I don't need a flare.
I don't need a flare.
I don't need a flare.
I don't need a flare.
I
Splice
You go back me you go back me
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. You got spot on my house. I don't want to the family things don't open to the family things
He's in that house!
Charge!
Tito!
Where's Chris Plays?
There he is!
There he is!
Fuck his ass!
It's a-
Yes!
Yes!
How you like that, you stupid son of a bitch?
How you like that, you stupid son of a bitch?
How you like that, you stupid son of a bitch?
How you like that?
How do you like that huh? I'm not done with you pussy. I'm not done with you bitch. I'm not done with you
I'm not done with you like sniping huh?
You like sniping you stupid motherfucking stupid bitch
T for tower one T for tower one
Fuck his ass
Aaron fuck his ass while I watch in the corner
Bill you're wasting time by coming at us clean every time you're in
Well I mean get in there
Get in there
Get in there
Deeper deeper. Hmm. All right. Good work deep one
Follow me get follow me what
Should have the 3m I was gonna say he brought that I you guys should buy he was useless
stupid stuff rifle I had to go I had to go teach him I had to go and give the business I had to go give him the business
Okay, teach him a lesson
And it'd be his ass
We had an infill hot dog formation
Hot dog formation a hot dog formation
Yeah, we're in full hot dog formation. I'm gonna be honest. That's the that's the best strategy
Best best for me. We formed what is most tactically referred to as a hot dog
There's no buttons though.
No buttons.
No buttons.
No buttons.
Buttonless hot dog formation.
Oh.
Is it a buttonless hot dog formation?
No.
I have to be honest with you, give me a guy to learn with you.
I just created a war crime.
You committed a war crime?
Yes.
There was a man that was snobby with an SKS.
So I killed myself, went back to base, got a helicopter, landed on his house, killed
revived him beat his ass again and then I had one of my teammates fuck him when I
watched guys circles on T1 and nobody's here at least one and nobody is here
move to somebody word coming we're on the way don't you rush perfection we got
the map you can see the operation on the map it's very easy yes the hot
The hot dog formation is enclosing on your location as we speak.
Us?
What makes it a hot dog formation?
It's safe like a hot dog.
Safe like a hot dog. Exactly.
Do you know where the mortars are coming from?
We're brought where it's from.
We've got the enemy's aim for these parachuting on both sides of the tower.
You got an idea where they're coming from, GD?
Oh, this is all this.
Mortars are coming from the side of the tower.
If you don't end this game soon enough,
my McDonald's that I DoorDash from
is all gonna be fucking high,
they're gonna cancel my order again.
Oh, shoot, I just realized
I DoorDash Chipotle like an hour ago.
I don't know why I'm here.
You gotta eat, I mean,
I think this game, you can really watch it.
Oh, I thought they'd go over fob thinking here too.
A drill, they go the drill?
No!
That's like the un-suck-to-the-line-point-to-the-game.
No!
He's at the game, soldier! He's at the fucking game!
Yeah!
They're pulling it back. They're pulling it back.
They're pulling back.
You hear, buddy? You hear for life. I want you to have a glimpse, a moment of solitude.
A hope is a little piece of hope that you can survive, but you can't, you son of a bitch!
You dirty blue! You dirty blue, you're never leaving here, buddy! You're here forever!
You're here forever, you son of a bitch!
Hey, let him go boys, let him go, let him go, tell your friends, go up there and tell
your friends, let him go boys, let him go, let him go, don't tell your friends what happened
here.
Get out of here before I take my mind!
shoot him
good work boys good work
I'll just wave my gun around
I wanted him to just have a little bit of hope
that's what really does it
little bit of back
that was no war crimes
That's my favorite thing to do here boys. Excellent work out there soldiers. I could not be more proud
Where the zone go what
Yeah, they're taking it. That's why I have to make a new one.
Guys, we gotta go to the toad! We gotta go to the toad!
There you go.
Get in the place.
Sir, save, save skill for a second. I gotta throw these bombs on you.
Save skill.
Alright, here we go.
God damn!
Good job!
Get in the way. I can't use it.
I can't kill that mortar.
Alright, alright. We're cooking, we're cooking.
We're cooking, boys. We're cooking.
to the zone boys to the zone quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Can you feel the mortar on the other side?
We have more, maybe we, the mortar is broken.
I hope it's there.
No, no, no, it's there.
It just, I can't shoot.
Viper!
What?
What the hell was that?
Because the tower's in the way.
You need one.
Just saying got a crash helicopter five minutes ago
No, no, wait, let me in the hole
Fuck you my bird
We drive the ABC over there, yeah, that would work that would work
I'm gonna do the ABC the hot job
Yeah, that guy is not the best pilot.
Yee-haw!
Got the hydraulics on this bad boy.
I got a little darling in it.
You gotta get the horn to the tower.
They're literally, it's practically tied.
We got this one, we got this.
No one move it around, no one move it around, we got this.
There you go.
I'll bring some.
We got this boy. We got this. We got this.
Oh, I found some.
Right there.
There we go. I put the APC right next to Hot Zone.
Everybody's far there.
There you go.
We have to stop from all directions, then you have to see it locked down.
There's a guy sniping out to the northeast in the middle of Buc Buc Nowhere.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Am I building with something? Am I inventory?
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Take him!
Ah, I'm sure.
Fuck it, boys!
We gotta go.
Give a tag!
We gotta tag!
Guys guys we'll take we'll take
Right for me right for me right here on the edge of this space in the circle on the corner of it
But we involved to take ASAP we have any of the drones
You have grown up here. Yeah, you will say that we're gonna lose if you don't bullies have to kill all the guys
You block that pick up me ASAP
You shoot this thing you shoot it you shouldn't drive it travel with WSD
You know a pleasure hold that off to feel it
You think big big big again, it's a way it's like right here. I don't know like right there. I
Don't see it. I got you miss that
$5,000 $5,000 you got this you got to load you got to do it
I'm gonna go fucking door open how about that
No I'm just actually I'm gonna get from the door get
Get rid of the wall
You gotta blow it up you gotta blow it up
What?
I'm already getting the yellow circle
Made it!
And you guys made it!
Another tower
We're gonna lose, we're gonna lose!
Gee, I need eyes, I need eyes.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
There's nothing I can do!
Let me spawn back on the APC.
Oh, we're about to lose!
No way we lose this!
I'm at 99%!
I can't, I can't build anymore, dude!
Dammit, I'm cheating on you.
What's everybody's fault to take right now?
I'm gonna spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn!
One, one, one!
Oh crap. I can't do it. Oh, I'm fucked. It's over. It's over. We lost
Well, hold on now
My last boys we my last
We might be not here boys
I
What?
There was literally no one at the fob the whole time except for me.
Every time.
And we just needed these games.
We lose that.
Fobs win games.
There's going board up to it.
How did we lose that?
How did we lose that?
We let the awesome go out of the contested a lot too.
I was just watching that.
Not one like a sequel game update.
It's not about how many times you win.
It's about how many times you've tried your hardest.
I mean, ten thousand.
That's what matters most.
That's what matters most.
I'll catch you guys tomorrow.
We'll see what you guys are on.
Okay.
GGs.
What are GGs?
GGs.
Is anybody staying on?
GGs.
You mean you're trying to stay on?
Yeah, I'm staying on.
I'll keep gaming.
What about tomorrow?
Are you not hopping on early tomorrow?
It ends in like, in like, twelve hours, doesn't it?
It does we are we not able to play tomorrow?
That was 40 is didn't they say it was 48 hours
Pretty sure that it ends no ability in Sunday
No, it does not it does not end Sunday ends tomorrow
He's me and John. We're gonna do a day on Sunday and we can't now today is Sunday
There's a Saturday or sorry today Saturday, so tomorrow is Sunday. Yeah, it ends at like noon
on Sunday, right? It ends at like 12 hours.
You know your time? Wait, give me, you give me the dates.
If it ends on Newt on Sunday, then we can play it today.
Saturday. Yeah, it's today's Friday.
Oh my God. It's Friday, guys. It's Friday night. Yeah. Yeah.
I think you're okay. Sorry, I got to use, I have a wedding tomorrow.
No, I can't play tomorrow. I have a wedding. Is it your wedding?
It's my cousin's wedding.
You're marrying your cousin?
I'm marrying my cousin tomorrow.
Zesty. Hold on now.
I thought it was still.
I thought it was still 48 hours, though.
That would be 48 hours tomorrow, Saturday at noon.
What time is it open Thursday at noon? Right?
Yeah, Friday, noon, Saturday, noon.
ends tomorrow at noon anyway. Cheers. Cheers.
All right. Good night, you guys.
I'll catch you guys around.
Oh, maybe they extended it.
Is anybody really said 48 hours?
Yeah, I mean, whether they get in fact extended.
Oh, well, unfortunately, yeah, I won't be there.
All right. Well, God's.
I mean, you're getting married on your birthday.
I might be the only one leaving.
Getting married to my cousin on my birthday. That's right.
Oh, happy birthday, by the way.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. What a big day.
It's going to be a big day. Yeah, I know this week's been this week's been chaos,
but after after tomorrow's wedding, I have nothing prepared for many moons.
You got that WAP, don't you? That wet ass pussy?
No, wet ass Pacino. Oh,
it's an Al Pacino poster in my room. I keep it.
You know you drink water on it every now then I keep it spritzed I keep it spritzed okay like a cat
You got like a little little bottle you spray with it
A little spray bottle next to my picture of Pacino and I call it my wet ass Pacino. Hmm. That's normal
It's a normal thing people do
Wait hold on
You're getting married to your cousin on your birthday after you make the Al Pacino poster on your wall wet with your pussy
Well, I don't care. I don't have the last part. I don't know what you're talking about. But yes, I'm getting married to my
I'm sorry. I got confused. I have a picture of Al Pacino that I keep it spritzed. I keep it spritzed
Uh-huh
Well, I think I got it now. Thank you. Thank you for explaining. Thank you for walking me down
I got lost along the way. It was a journey. It was a journey
Hmm
Why do you keep a spritz though?
So glistens like it to shine
Yeah, I like to shine
Thank God
Well, I'm gonna go get my Chipotle and then I'm gonna I'm gonna play another round for whoever is
No, no, oh, I thought we left I thought we were not switching switching servers every round
I'll be right back I'll be right
And doing the absolute cinema and saying happy birthday
I
Do in the morning we play another round that's the question that is the question
You know what it might it might be two in the morning there, but I asked you pal
All right, Pondry. I've caught it playing
How many do you fuckers are there are you seeing this guys I don't want a single motherfucker
in the chat for the rest of time saying we're not getting screams night I swear to God if
I see one motherfucker one guy in the chat that says we are not getting screams night at any
Give it moment
Oh word
Word I just say we'll have a great day. I don't have a great day
Alright, okay, I'll stay for one more. I'll stay for one more. There he is
It is.
I'll stay for one more, but it's gotta be a quick one.
If it gets to 50, 50, 50, I'm fuckin' leaving.
I'm outta there.
It's gonna be nice and quick.
No less than three hours.
Did you, did you, I quit?
Yeah, yeah, I quit.
I thought we were doin' a new one every time.
And we can get Coco back in too if he's still playin'.
Is he still playin'?
He's deafened.
He's still in the disco.
I don't know I don't go get some playing
Not now you didn't say that might be so G
Mm-hmm, and we're playing
you guys in a lobby? No we're doing one right now. Okay. I'm behind my screen.
I'm just going to go down to the screen.
BAMmyP plays trash friend slot games best FPS shooter for what? I'm playing an
FPS shooter right now. What? What? Bussy cross 69. Why is there four blind dumbass
generals trying to find their map and the idiot peanut in the middle with no
arms and legs lol these are some of the most decorated generals in the world
pal all right some of the most jet decorated for you decorated I'm doing
that one on the right that one on the right right there inviting he played
Nero Seema.
Nagasaki over there.
Don't even get me started on this guy.
Don't even get me started on this guy.
This guy, ooh!
Vietnam.
Not the ending part, this is the beginning.
This is the beginning.
This guy over here, he's new.
You know, he's, this guy's, he's new.
But we, you know, we like him.
We like him.
You gotta give everybody a chance.
Gotta give everyone a chance.
Um
Alright, I'm uh, I am I'm looking for a servant. Oh, yeah, I'm looking for a service we speak
Okay, you can put your faith in me
This one right here
I'm not even on it. Oh, I'm not on the green one.
This is a good one. All right. This is a good one. I just joined one. I'm joining.
Did you guys invite joining joining? Yep. Yep. Got it. Got it. I might be hard to get on the green team.
I'm not even on it.
Oh, I'm not on the green.
Should we join blue?
We can go blue.
Yeah, honestly, let's go blue.
I'm joining blue.
Joining blue?
Let me see here.
I'm sorry I said lock the 30 round magazine for the Epi 5 after all this time. Thank God.
I did. Alright, there we go. Alright, there we go.
Little sum sum, little sum sum. Here we go. Here we go.
You got a squad? Squad 2?
Not yet, but it's not yet. But I will be working on one very soon. You need to worry.
You need a rope
I'm gonna go in a K
You buy an AK bars. I'm buying a kiss every floor. Oh daring today. Are we? Oh
Daring today, are we? Oh
Daring today, are we? Oh
Daring today, are we who's daring? Oh daring today, are we?
Who's that daring today? Are we?
So what happens to peanut if he doesn't get his hamburger in time or what?
Did you not get your burger peanut?
I did not. I have not eaten in 12 hours. I'm so hungry.
Helicopter. Helicopter rides are the perfect time to eat a burger.
That happens to me all the time. I just fucking forget to eat.
Yeah, same.
I should not play with this actually. This is a stupid fucking idea.
This is stupid.
Is this a big nice little fucking good right now?
Yeah, I would suck on this guy for just a sniff on the Big Mac. Are you kidding me? Oh
My god
Oh my god. Oh
My god, I let a hung this guy rail my shit till it's loose and hanging out just to see a Big Mac
Even it's behind bulletproof glass. Oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh
Jesus Christ
Visceral
No, I would not settle for chicken nuggies that is a communist meal as a communist meal
You can get it as a sign with the basket of fries fuck the large fries get the basket of fries. Oh
It's not right now. Yeah, I'd be pooping I'd be pooping
So the servers full
So is the team though, so it's not a big deal.
Like I can't even, there's a, not even a few I can get in.
Wait, should we, should we, should we, should we, I just realized you couldn't even comment on what I'm saying.
She is a big downspot.
Oh?
Well, I just to be honest
You're sponsored by McDonald's. Hey, yeah, she's my brother dog. Holy shit
Hell yeah, I am I think we have to quit then he really not get in what what position the queue are you?
There's not even a queue. It's so full
You're not doing when we join we'd have to restart
All right, let's reset
Hopefully every spin every spin a lot of money, right every spin all the money. Yeah, I'm poor. Let's go
Go ahead. Good guys. We everybody appear offline real quick. That way people can't join on us
We've you're not blind
I'll uh, we're all just invite you
I could join off you. Oh wait. No you won't be able to yeah, I know you have my wait none of the servers are showing up
It is anyone else able to see servers of the thing
Are you not allowed to play this online
showing up to me
When I the offline is just a visual thing. It doesn't actually make you go up on it
Uh, actually War Dogs, I know War Dogs, uh, I was playing GTA once where you couldn't join if you were offline.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm looking at the server list, there's nothing here.
I don't see anything.
You don't see anything either?
Nope.
Uh, try going invisible instead of offline.
I used to just turn myself back online, I don't see any servers.
What the freaking heck?
Do you see any servers doing?
Yeah, I see servers.
invisible I see servers oh there we go it started working all right let me go
back to invisible hmm and let me see let me see let me see let me see let me see
hold on now hold on now I'm going right here this one I see you guys it might
Oh coconut is not invisible. You didn't get the memo
Invisible. Oh, what's so you invisible? I should buy you guys the game
No
Don't sure you is invisible peanut. That doesn't show me the visible. You're not as well either fantastic
Good good. I want any of this to work anyways
I should be a now. Oh, there's whole reason and mr. gimmick. Oh, holy shit. Oh, holy God, holy moly
doing the usual oh yeah yeah it says fail to connect to the server in a reasonable time
uh try again
i see another invite
you go much
oh yeah he is learning okay i'm joining
wait wait where are you i'm not buying nothing till we got this sorted
I already bought all my shit.
What are you doing?
What are you out doing?
There's no more slots in green.
Ah, shit, man.
Is it full for real?
For real?
Or is it just you gotta spam a little bit?
Oh, this game's like going.
We joined mid game.
Korra, are you in the server?
I just invited her.
Yeah.
All right, so at least we're all in.
I want to buy some guns.
At least we're all in the different.
Tell them to try this new 30-round bad boys.
We could do a hot switch on teams if we need to.
Well, that's because if we switch,
we fill up the teams ourselves.
Because I think a team can only be two more
than the other teams.
Yeah.
Ah.
Is this red medical thing worth it?
Medical bag?
I don't know, I haven't got that.
I'm gonna try it out real quick.
Is that thing worth it boys?
No, it's shit.
Yes.
One time use, it's fire.
It's one time use
Because it goes into the fibrillator spot and it's more expensive than the defibrillator, so I would assume it's better than the fibrillator
Hmm
Do we with the server or I'm back guys. No, we're the general order there. Okay
Yeah, I think everybody I think everybody's in right okay, I'm going odds on
Two times use
Wait
Who times use our let's see how this thing goes that's the other thing guys
The fib resists to low HP does medicate res to flage be we feel people to res super quick. Yeah, but how long does this last?
Does that deep them last like 20 eyes
I
Do you
Not to get a parachute I really
Know I forgot what you I forgot what you oh shit boy
My last 20 guys to
Vibes for per battery. Yeah, but I get the big batteries. That's 10 guys for battery. I
I
Follow me boy, follow me
We the description you see her on
You guys wouldn't last 30 seconds inside of me. Thank you, mr. Dengas. All right. Thank you. Thank you, mr. Dengas
Thank you for the insight
Few subs last to me over time cost more if used on self revive teammates faster
Yeah, but how long does it last how long does it really last?
How long does it really last?
All right boys, we are lucky in my McDonald's
Everybody past 3 a.m. Smokes a shitload of God just that marijuana that green weed and
They cancel every order that comes their way so that means we have 46 minutes until I cannot get McDonald's anymore
All right. Why don't you just order it now? No no I eat my McDonald's while I'm watching my programs
We love fortune
We love fortune programs. Yes
I what I like eating or watch my programs. What what do you guys see about that missy, huh?
Well, I bet your grandma that is fun
The helicopter just got killed by the tank I actually jumped out randomly like a second before
that happened so
I'm good. I'm gonna come about you guys. All right, because I'm gonna be able to try out this new red thing
I get now I get to drop this new red thing
All right, here. Let's go here. Let's see how this red thing works. Let's see this. Let's see this goes
Let's see what's going on with this thing. How do I use this?
Okay, what helps you out what what's your health half else half else that's nice
Okay, that's something we heal the two way
Anyway, oh my wait, hey, stop your moving stop your moving bow
How many uses of that how it has like a bar of durability
So it's heels and revives. It's nice if it's as long as it can be as long as it doesn't get used up at night.
I think the D-Fibs are better. I mean this is decent, but I still think the D-Fibs, I get two full batteries.
That's 20 guys I can revive. I can revive probably eight guys with this and that's if I don't heal anyone or myself.
And it takes a 2x2 slot. The batteries are 1x2.
What should I hear the tank? Tank's right below us.
Oh, do you have any secret buttons?
Oh, whisper. No.
That's a lot of dudes.
No, typically just willy-nilly takes C4.
Oh, got right in front of us, got right in front of us.
He's running right to left.
Got him.
Another one. Oh shit. He's up top. That's a there's multiple another one
That's much much much out my new red bag idea. I'll be the big boy. I don't mind the big boy
You can call me the big boy. You go boss. You go boss. I'll beat him to carry it. Oh
I hear you up to I hear us. Oh
Yeah, there you go. That's nice. Oh, that's nice
Oh, yeah, you like that. Oh, yeah
Oh, give me give me like
That's a spicy little meatball.
I can't reload my gun and won't let me.
Holy!
Two tanks.
There are two tanks.
There's my defunct server.
Dude, these tanks.
Well, I've got the body blue gun.
I cannot be loved this thing at all.
I don't know what's going on.
How do I, hold on.
What the hell is going on?
Try slower, maybe you can spin on it.
Okay, all is well that ends well, as they say.
Oh, and we're getting shot at by the tank again.
I am just running away.
I'm running away.
And I'm not ashamed.
Now I'm getting snuck from the tank.
Ah.
Fuck.
There's nothing.
Shoot.
Oh, there we go.
You gotta shoot a bullet.
There we go.
There we go, boys.
There we go.
Shoot a bullet.
I'm leaving you to the fire, my weapon.
I
You said guy is blind in the tank
I'm running past you
So fast that even the light
Cracking up your body doesn't even register probably probably let me see how much this is to heal myself. Let's see here
A ton. A shit load and it doesn't even full heal. Oh my god this thing is so ass. Never
by the red bag. Never not ever. I don't mind.
Science was done.
It takes 25% of the red bag's entire durability and it heals you half of what a bandage would.
actually ridiculous
Table, table, table
Sir, I'm on the red team don't shoot
By the blue team or whatever
Oh, yeah, there's gonna be some top, there's gonna be some top
For the team
Fuck that team I need
I need heroes!
Returning to menu!
Well, that's cause Korra just got kicked!
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
And Jinji kicked it!
This is...
This is dark.
Dark magic, dark magic.
Static, dark magic.
Goddamn!
Follow me, boys.
Oh, shit! No!
Why is it that I haven't looked it up here?
Well, I got a big bag now.
You said shit.
Alright, we're getting the defense back, guys.
We're getting the defense.
We're getting the defense back, boys.
That bag is warm. That bag is bad.
Okay.
fast. I like that. I like that. Thanks for the game.
How do you guys do the queue? Is it too full?
It was stuck on the channel reconnect, but I'm also like tired as fuck.
Are you sure we can leave if you want to? No, no, no. Don't worry about it.
Thanks for joining us. Thanks for joining us.
Thanks for kicking Korra out of the game.
of the game, Jiji. Great work. Great work. Wow. Wow. Incredible. Unbelievable. Yeah,
I saw Jiji last week kicking this cat in an alleyway. Yeah, I saw that too. It was the
orange one. It was the orange cat. Yeah, it was just looking for food and Jiji goes, take
this cat
like a team to score a touchdown
I went with I went to Jenny's kids in the air as she scratched me in the arm really
Oh, yeah, oh my goodness shot. I didn't get that. Oh my goodness. Good old tetanus
Yeah
That night is terrible mix between tetanus and tinnitus. Yeah, I got that shot before too
because it's gonna stab me in the back with a pencil up your arm.
Oh my...
I gotta get a 10 night of shots.
Now I get a 10 night of shot one time because I was waiting for a restaurant to see us,
so I don't really remember how, but I ended up on the roof.
And I look at it, there's a lot missing on this story.
And I tried to jump to the other roof and I got caught in the bunch of things that catch water.
I see, I see.
I know there's a gap missing, but I was very young and I don't really actually remember
how I got to go through.
That explains a lot.
I think we're unraveling a lot of trouble here, Pete.
Is that so?
Is that so?
I think we're figuring you out.
Did I just lie?
It was one of those small rooms, Sal.
I could have fallen off and not broken anything.
It's a very, very tiny room.
Your feet on your head, right?
A low-hanging room.
Very tiny room.
Very, very tiny room.
a low-bearing roof a low-bearing roof a jump
remember the whole story I just remember that specific part where I
jumped from one through the other they were right next to each other do it was
only like two feet I honestly kind of a bitch for not making it
there's a tank oh my god there's two tanks there's two tanks
Spider-Man boss thank you thank you two tanks straight up I could have dreamed the whole day
and I only fucking weak this I only know what's in my memory it's in my memory
That's that's
Lock it in boys locked in it
Perfect fantastic, but we'll be here what is the treat how welcoming
That's me that's that's coconut
Holy shit
John is something wrong Habibi was Hori cow and
I'm a Hori Boris Hori. He's Hori. I'm a Hori Bori
I'm losing all my money. I'm losing all my money
Boys yeah guys is not saving up to be a fast game. We're all tied up
You sure you know how to fly the sick bow?
This is fucking tank!
You win for people, fuck this shit!
Oh, alright, don't let me in, bud!
What are you doing?
Don't worry, I'll get it drill early this time.
I got lots of doors out, Igor, I fucked!
We gotta pull this thing up.
I don't think this guy knows how to fly.
I don't think this guy knows how to fly.
I need to take a little guess.
Alright, where we headed fellas?
Right to the hot zone boss, right to the hot zone!
What? You watching weird stuff on the internet?
No, no he was doing like...
Was we going to the hot zone and we're keeping our whole team alive on higher maps?
We are winning this thing in 30 minutes flat, I'm ordering a big map, and I'm watching TV going to bed.
Oh, yep, that doesn't work.
I can't join a game you mean pretty game you come on
Fucking dirty fucking tanks dude
You're gonna change. Oh, I forgot we do I have C4. I'm C4. There's two tanks on me. We yet
I'm uh
That's our five I go to tower five. Yeah, I got to jump right up. I mean watch. I think I throw all three on the back of it
I might be able to blow it up, but I'm not sure. You have to give it back shots. That's the only way
I think you got to do it on like that back part. It's under the hood. You have to put
And take this you to take this you're dropping right on you
Okay, do you see it? I'm marking it right here. There's two of these fuckers. Okay. Good
Okay
All righty, all righty, what we got here?
Oh, so we're dropping out of the sky right from me
Oh
Good work. Oh, good work. I've been
Ten minutes just right
Out the wilderness, huh?
Man trees. I wish to take out my guy right there. I was talking right there. Are you distracted?
I'm gonna be singing dance for a quick okay. It's just sitting there. Oh the other ones. They're both there
They're literally both on top. I'm gonna run across to the right. I'm gonna come over with the right
But the other guy might be looking I'm gonna go around the hill I'm gonna go on the hill
There's enemies
I'm gonna do all three on the back. All right. I don't do anything that's gonna do it do it do it do it do it do it
I'm going in I'm going in
Please please please go go go go go. I'm going in punch
Go go yeah, yeah
What the fuck it does
Well, I something happened something happened
Yeah, I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more
Shit
Well, I got team killed I got team kill
What?
That was the front?
Oh, that was the front.
Ah.
Little confusing.
It's a little confusing with the spinning thing on top.
It's a little confusing with the spinning thing on top.
That's a common mistake.
Common mistake.
Very common mistake.
Very common mistake.
Could have happened to anyone.
Agent Michael Scarge is 500 meters south of me.
Agent Michael's guard just 500 meter shot at me.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
I already feel an agent. You're right up to it.
Oh, no worries.
That's a lot of people.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Is he on him?
I
Hey
I'm doing myself
Oh, hold on. Oh, there we go. All right, everybody. I'm good. I'm gonna
Good work boys. We are back. We are back. I
Forgot a fog and I didn't realize that no one brought one over to here fantastic fantastic
You always like to see that
You could go I think it might be for C4 also
Also, I didn't know this cocoa, but I'm pretty sure there's one C4 in the in the
In the debt data, so I actually have four C4 every time I leave the base
I think I see four C4 is enough to go on the back. Yeah
Yeah, they got some right to the deck.
I've been drilling for this whole time and only carried it and it only though three.
Don't look at deck, it's so thick you could just what, you blow it up, that's five of it.
That's a half a milli, right?
Or no.
No, no, no, no, it's on lock and it's half a milli.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
He doesn't look at my marker.
I don't have any more C4 mods.
Ah, fuck.
but we need three there's three tanks I swear to be serious I swear to God
right here it's smoking
it's a panda
how do they have to be tanks?
not a panda
this is crazy
how do they have to be tanks?
oh no
we're getting points here though we're last place but we are in control just barely
Oh my god, there's a tank.
They're landing on tower one right now.
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming tower one.
I'm kind of pinned with these tanks here.
There is no way!
That just happened!
I don't know.
Sir!
I need you to kill me.
We had an attack chopper this time though.
I need you to kill me, sir. Please kill me.
No, very rarely.
Alright, Coco, I'm grabbing C4. I'm grabbing C4.
I just shot it over the rocket launcher. I'm gonna do it. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no, no, I'm gonna grab a 7C4. I'll be right there.
Okay, okay.
I got 74, I got 74, I'm coming.
We use up, boys, we use up.
Oh my god, dude, look how many pegs hang on.
Jesus Christ.
I'm looking for the RPG.
Where are you?
I'm flying over right now.
There's a tank to your south.
Do you see that on the map?
Yeah.
Let's go for that one, yeah?
Okay, okay, I'm looking for the RPG.
If you want to drop me right off the tank in the south,
I'm going to blow it up.
Pop a squad on him.
Shit, that was fast!
Hell yeah, brother!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah, brother! Hell yeah!
The tanks right here. They're pulling up, they're pulling up.
I'm coming, boys! I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm in the helicopter, I'm coming!
What was that, what was that?
You have to switch up here.
I'm getting, boys! Lock it in!
What about my marker, T?
Oh my gosh, there's a tank.
Yeah, there's like two tanks. Holy fuck.
I'm coming, boys! I'm coming!
I'm not really sure where my pilot is up to. He might be high.
There's three tanks right now, man.
Uh, Sher? Sher, we are outside the map?
You might fly into the southern bank.
I'm not sure which tower it was.
My pilot is uh, he's had a couple drinks with his wife at dinner, unfortunately.
Hey, we're gonna get ready by the next boat, please help us.
What? What are we doing?
What are we doing?
I just watched that.
What happened?
Our pilot is fucking high and going three miles per hour down the road thinking the cops won't spot him
While a streamcyper on the other team just come and cause the nuts and with a helicopter
Holy crap
All right, I'm coming I'm going watch I'm going where's he at was he takes watch you when I see what is doing
Oh my god, I had the perfect spot. I just died for no reason! What?! I even get shot!
What?! I had the perfect- the tank was rolling right by, I was gonna kill- I just died to a glitch!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Fuck my ass.
We have the hot zone though at least.
Fuck my ass.
So we have that going for us.
That's right, ABC.
Move, move, move.
Yeah, yeah. It's right on the hot zone. This is perfect.
Giladrois.
Why is my bungalow later package coming from outer space?
Did the aliens probe my shit?
Or what?
Cheers, fuck, green, blue team all day.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Oh, this is zombies busting.
Where does he stay, where does he stay, I'm at the hot zone?
I don't know, they're south of us, we'll be died.
Let's move, let's get up, let's get up.
Did you take some new steam? Is that a thing?
Oh, I see one, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, a steam tank.
Oh, they're fucking booming us.
I'm about to cook, I'm about to cook, I'm about to cook, I'm about to cook, I'm about to cook.
The rain ain't no shit, dude, Pete Coco.
Next time.
Next time.
Welcome back.
Little hat guy up with a little warning this time.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
He's right in front of me.
I'm going for it, I'm going for it, I'm going for it.
No, no, no, no, no, I blew it, I blew it, I blew it, I blew it.
Is he dead?
No.
I need to revive, I need to revive, I need to revive ASAP, I need to revive ASAP.
I got shot by another tank!
Yeah, there's another tank behind you.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, it's on fire! That tank's on fire!
I blew this one, I put BC4 on this one in front of me.
Oh, well.
Oh, there's one more tank.
Well, well.
I'm killing myself.
I'm losing so much money doing this. Oh my goodness. I'm doing I'm losing so much money doing what we're doing
Yes, yes, I did
Should be like to laugh at me
We left
So I put it back with six or seven words. Oh shit. I should have said that oh
Now the whole time should be six seven. Oh my god, right? I said seven more seaboard seven more seaboard
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I hear him.
He's on me.
He's on me somewhere.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
God, please let me be.
Let me be.
Oh, you buy smoke?
Wait, wait, wait.
What if we do a smoke in the tank?
And that goes before on him.
Well, you can move, though.
We have a, just, our own, and no one.
All right.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm throwing the smoke.
I'm throwing the smoke.
What have you done?
I'm so sorry, but he's killing me.
I'm throwing the smoke.
I'm throwing the smoke.
I'm throwing the smoke.
I'm throwing the smoke.
I'm throwing the smoke.
sorry but he's killer yeah I'm not I'm going back right now I'm not back I'm
not making I'm always back I'm always back I'm always back I'm always back I'm
coming mr. homie shit
Oh
My domination has ended I'm now you're gonna join the group
Oh fuck.
That was a close one.
You're tower four right, peanut?
Yeah, but tower four, tower four.
You're gonna jump in the south of these by snipers?
Holy shit. Get some benches. Get some benches. Get out of here! There's a guy trying to come
because of you right now. Oh, and a minute. Alright. Okay. Holy crap. Holy crap. Put it
in my butt put it in my butt what 90 90 from home depot put it in my butt I'm
killing myself I've lost so much money I have lost I mean just an insurmountable
amount of money insurmountable oh my goodness
Redsanking it, Redsanking it now, shit.
I'll be more far out of here.
Hey, stop fucking that helicopter.
These tanks are a little too strong, I'm not gonna lie.
So you got my C-4 Mods?
No, I got it, it's gone. He's gone.
Already?
Yeah, the second you died it just vanished.
Huh?
Couldn't get it.
He he he.
I don't care what anything people say, we're going right to the hot job.
Here's a little hint. Are you a C4 right now?
I'm in the armor.
I need to take down a tank.
I need to take ten.
Bro, P, what if we roll like all of us with an RPG?
We could, we could.
17, we just fucked in, you know?
We just got some smokes without a C4.
Yeah, but C4 is still like, off, you know? Like...
Oh!
It was right up on it.
Get the literally run light on it.
Little tippy, little tippy.
I think Tower 1 was taken over by the way.
Who are you still alive by the bugs?
Yeah, I'm up here. I'm up here.
I love you so much.
I'll see ya, I'll see ya.
Come on, head right to ya.
Head right to ya.
Are the tanks next to ya?
Oh, I don't think so. I don't know where the tank's by.
It's definitely close. I hear it.
It's right next to me. It's literally right next to me.
I'm coming down. I'm coming down.
Jump, jump, jump!
Oh my god, oh my god, it's blocking my house.
Soldiers don't know how to follow orders.
And help them.
These soldiers don't know how to follow orders.
Where, uh, where, where, where, where is he?
Is he east? Is somebody east?
East, guy, guy, guy.
I'm going for him, I'm going for him.
I'm at minus 22 game this life.
I need to live, I need to live.
Where did ya go? Where did ya go?
I mean, I see by the I see him.
I see by the I see by the I see by the I see him.
Move, move, move!
I'm going for it!
No, please.
Yeah!
There's no way that thing is not dead!
That was 5C4!
I think you killed it. It's on fire.
Is it dead? Is it dead?
I swear to God, you got it. You got it.
There's another tank door place that I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Oh, we did it! We did it!
There's one more.
I need a revive. I need a revive.
Can you revive me, Lodge?
Uh...
At least all the passengers got out of the tank.
Yeah, I killed them.
Oh, good work!
This thing is passing by.
I got two more, I got two more.
I need 64 to kill a tank, that was five, and that only disabled it.
Get the fuck over here, soldier!
We got a tank, we got a tank!
Oh my god.
We got a tank?
Yeah, it's got a long way to go, but it's on its way.
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on, you got any 4C4?
Have we got any 4C4?
No, we have one.
It's leaving our main area.
I got an extra IV.
You want to give me one?
Yeah, grab it, grab it, grab it.
How does it work?
This one's a little bit less techy.
So you throw it on there and then a phone will spawn in your hand.
You run and dial the phone.
What the hell?
Got it?
Yeah, okay.
Where's your takeout box?
I need to put them in the box for us.
How are we in the air?
It's running away!
P.A.
F**K IT F**K!
It's running away!
I can't stand that foot!
Where's your vs?
Where's that?
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
Dingo!
he left click I need to left click the dial phone fuck it spotted me oh my god
I'm dead man I'm going back to come on I got too much I'm coming in the
I'm going to put this on fire
seeds.
You know.
Yeah.
I'm just really I
I'm just really I can do boss.
I remember that.
Yeah
Now what if we go back to base grab a helicopter and get more so far yeah, I'm buying it right now
That's grab six grab 64
Then we can blow up like two days
Yeah, hold on
C4 card right
You're see what you're talking about. Come here. Where you at get one detonated and three C4
I don't have any room in my backpack.
Are you going to have to figure it out?
I'll buy the other one.
Why would I need a detonator?
I have a C4 detonator.
Alright.
What are you?
Are you smoking weed?
Are you smoking?
I'm going to have to butt hole.
C4 charge with the detonator.
That's for you.
I have all of that.
Oh.
Well, now we're at a bit of a conundrum.
I got the other C4.
Let's go.
How much do you want?
How much do you want to see before you go?
Six, six, six.
Then we'll stop by.
Six hundred and sixty, sixty four?
That's too much.
Alright, come on, Mr. Google, come on, Mr. Google.
We're heading out now.
We'll land right on that tank,
and we're blowing it up.
Did you die, Genji?
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir.
All right boys, this is a parachute helicopter, but jumping out is getting ready to jump when I say so boys.
Oh yeah, if you decide again.
Of course, of course, yes, this is a mistake many can make, it's a very common mistake, very common mistake.
and
it's right quick than left with a C4, yeah?
Right click as many C4s as you want, and then left click to blow it all up, yeah?
Alright, alright, alright, yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
Oh, Mr. Batterin's Sigma, what a good man, good, uh, man!
Thank you, Mom, what do you think, Mom, what?
That's the kamikaze guy. No way, he won't be able to catch us. He won't be able to catch us. We're fine. We're jumping out anyways.
Let me run.
Oh, the tank is gonna be on the same, remember? Right here?
This is a misception, six. He's right there. Ready? Jump, jump, jump!
Jumping.
Where is he? Where is he? I don't see him. I saw him.
Where is he? Where is he? I'm on the red team. Don't shoot him on the red team.
I don't know where he is, I don't know where he is, I don't know where he is.
I see him, I see him.
Where's all of them?
I think maybe.
150, 150 guys?
No, no, no, no, what the heck?
I see him.
I see him.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Holy fucking shit.
He saw me.
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I got top of the church.
I'm gonna keep him down.
You watched?
Yeah, I could try.
Hold on.
You bring him back to the church and see what he's not even watching.
He's not even watching.
I got deep into the tunnel.
I got the bomb down.
Oh, please. Yeah, I got a guy on me.
You better show me my leg, bald.
Mr. Tristan, Mr. Tristan, help.
Mr. Tristan.
I just don't fucking mind.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
That's OK, Mr. Tristan.
It was a valiant attempt.
A valiant attempt to find it.
They've got attack choppers, multiple tanks.
It's just, I can't go too far.
Look at the hole.
Hold on, wait a minute. Hold on, wait a minute. Hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
I just, I need to put up walls so he can't shoot us.
Yeah, I don't know how they got like 10 tanks.
Dude, I don't get it.
Are those expensive?
Are those like, expensive?
They usually have a lot of limit.
One per team at a time or something, dude.
Well, people are just blowing their money because it's a, it's a baby.
Oh
There's only 14 K ease holy crap you probably make that back in the first five minutes using that day
That's not all fantastic
And it's not
Hmm. I just spent 14 K that rod and I got nothing
You don't have to buy anything when you're in tank. You don't need armor
Yeah, anything. I'm just gonna basically take my name until I go out there.
We should probably save up for the tank. We can just keep on that.
Yeah, we're gonna have to. Or we just all buy RPGs to counter tanks.
Apparently it's like five RPGs to take down a tank from the side.
I don't know. I've tried a lot of RPGs. Doesn't really seem to do much.
I'm like, uh, where we died?
This is a tough round.
This is a tough round.
This is a tough round.
This is a tough round.
Not a good last round.
Oh, my goodness.
This is my worst round I've ever played.
I'm so hungry.
like, the stats wise, just, just fucking tanks and choppers.
It's heinous, it's just heinous, it's heinous.
It's a greed, it's a greed, yes.
It's literally a greed, it's actually.
Any time, boss, any time!
Great happen, you boss, great happen here!
The best clock down guys, yeah, I'm talking, I'm talking.
the snipers shooting over at us.
I was eating about 13 and a half hours
and three in the fucking morning.
And there's a hundred tags, gaping my asshole
every time I walk and eat.
Every other game doesn't.
And that was 11.
So what we're game, oh of course, of course, of course,
Push push push.
Oh, jack-in-the-box mini-tuckers?
Oh my god, I'm like, oh.
The things I do to jack-in-the-box mini-tuckers
right now, oh my god.
Woo-hoo!
Hold on.
Ready to say, oh.
Eugh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Help me!
Help me, please, God!
What a sweet life. What a sweet little treat.
What a sweet little treat. What a sweet little treat.
Is anybody on the roof? I need a quick read-by.
How nice and easy this can be. Full clear.
A lot of corn disease. Give me up.
Oh, thank you, Zach, you're such a genie.
Any moment now, any moment.
Any moment now.
Hey, Zach, you're such a genie. I've got a deep fib on me if you want to take that.
It's gotta be good. It's gotta be good.
I got the D-Bip on my body. If you just take it out and use it.
That's fine. Just do the classic way. Do the classic way. Sometimes the classic way is the best way.
Thank you boys. Thank you boys.
We almost.
Little bit of healing. Little bit of healing.
are you okay with you I got shot in the back with a sniper so I was forced to
push ended up killing a dude
sniper comes in shoots me again get one health get my gun out kill him
another guy gets me from across fantastic fantastic I wasn't for that first
fucking sniper what a sweet game it would have been just surgical what a sweet little
delight well I'm about to head over the hot job things have been going good for me but
you know I'm hoping that everything's around this is our moment beautiful all right eight
are you gonna see keep getting blown up because of that stupid attack chopper which those things
which are just unbeatable unless you do 17 trips and build a anti-air thing which just
gets one tapped by a tank.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
That'll happen Mr. gimmick.
Don't you worry that Puffapita's gonna have to come solve the issue.
Okay Puffapita's got a lot of people on him.
Do I see where the tanks are in front of me? Oh shit, you see anything? Oh shit, there's two
oh my god, oh my goodness
I don't wake up up
laughing I got two takes right for me
Giving you these give me a little song and dance. Oh, yeah, I'll be there someday
I'm sitting in a chopper just sitting here. I'm going for it to be completely
How do you like this, you son of a bitch?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah boys!
I blew up a tank, I blew up a tank boys!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Oh!
You see?
I blew up a tank I blew up a tank boys. We're cooking we're cooking me. Oh
She
Guys guys I killed the person that was we're preparing to take there's an empty take right here
Have you an empty enemy tank is there any way to unlock it?
Which is really we have a hijack a tank is there any take three ways really wait oh
Shit guys guys guys. I have a tag. I have a tag
Give it come try this give it come try this
Give it get it get it flying a helicopter. I'm flying a heli
Give it give it give it give it give it I can't pilot as the helicopter. I can't come back
Where I can drop drop these guys up
Oh
Oh
You're double now bitch you're in trouble now motherfucker show yourself show yourself demon
Oh, that's wall is not the time to...
Oh, you know what, I'm still proud.
I'm still proud of what we did while the tank was alive.
Okay, we're deep, we're dead, we're dead.
All right, okay, all right, back to the ground.
Back to the ground, back to the ground.
Boys, this gimmick, you would be so proud of me.
You would be so, so proud of me.
I blew up a tank, shot a guy repairing
another tank took that tank shot an attack helicopter they went with the guns
on it and then an enemy blew up the tank I was in effectively taking out two
tanks and one gunner topper and one foul swift move
yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir
I just have to let him job me perfectly.
The word voice, the word voice, the word voice.
We're all at the church.
Yes.
And plus, when I got some more, I think he was 20,
I think he was 20.
I was just in there.
Where, where?
Are you there right now, Colin?
I'm here right now.
Excuse cinema.
I'm coming to. the hot zone. Hey, guys, I'm great, guys. I'm gonna, I'm going to offer
something real quick that I'm not sure I'm legally allowed to do so I'm gonna ask you
guys to think of this good idea you about a hundred gate challenge are doing I don't
really want to expand the effort you'll upload my own clips if I ask my bugulators to do
it for me and if one of their clips is up winning and I say I'll split the price of
5050 that's legal like these just
oh well I think I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I feel like you
have to be nice
well yeah but what if they submitted for me and they go okay well that's peanut
right there so you know when it's the money obviously and now and then whoever
submitted it I'll give them 50%
I'm getting word that that is not legal, am I? I'm getting word that that is not legal.
Ah. It perhaps illegal.
I'm not splitting it with you. Well no, obviously if you got the money, I would expect you to split it with me.
But I'm assuming when they see me in the clip. They're probably gonna give it to me. I mean they give it to you
but uh
I don't think that I think that's eat that I would imagine
Yeah, whoever the clip is pop is gonna get the money. Yeah, I doubt it's whoever submits it
I'd pretty sure it's whoever made the clip. I
Don't think I could go to landmark stream and spin a lamp our clip and state the money
I never mind I'll be I can make that offer apparently it's not legal don't
I'm submitting my clip.
I'm submitting my clip, guys.
There's no other way than operating.
You got an attack chopper up there?
Hmm.
So you're dead up there.
You can get to the attack chopper,
or is the tower being taken?
We all blew up up top.
I don't know what happened.
Oh, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!
Oh my god, who is sniping me right now?
What is going on?
Where are these jobs even coming from?
I've already done it, I just got here!
They're coming from, they're not coming from the church, because the church is secure.
Ha!
Good work, good work!
That's right.
That's right
Is this one of your friends
Yeah, I can put out your name shirt
Okay, we just lost our farm holy shit this game is nothing but tanks right now
I'll see you later, okay?
Hey, where's the thing that was in there?
Oh, shit.
It's gone.
Oh, my god, I-
I can't like it.
We can't like it, guys.
We can't like it.
We can't like it.
We can't like it, boys.
We can't like it.
It's time to like it.
It's time to like it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Let's get it.
No!
Oh, no!
Oh, we blew it!
We blew on one chance.
Okay, myself.
Alright, Coco, where do you need me, boss?
Where are these tanks at?
I'm the tank destroyer!
The tank dominator!
They're like, they're at the, uh...
Our foc, our tower.
Which tower? Which tower?
I think, um...
I think tower one.
Yeah, should be tower one.
Tower one, huh?
Hmm
Now we're one
I will come with I'm good
All of you boys
Are we are you the helicopter?
Wait for me with me we come to the left to the left
I'm on it I'm on it
Thank you boys thank you boys
All right, wheels up!
We're going to hook it up. What are we doing?
Uh, tower one, right?
Who's on tower one? Anyone on tower one right now?
Hmm.
Okay. Okay, we're coming.
Power one!
Is there a bunch of guys there?
You coming with the take charge?
Well, that's where we're going right now to try to take it over with the frogs.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, here's one.
Oh.
They're dropping all over the tower right now.
Multiple parachuter
Yeah
I was gonna tell what you tell what yeah, so right now to run out. I would come in that one's we're coming in
I got the up. Wait. PPPP. I'm a lot of old take take take take take two two takes two takes
I'm literally above it. I'm literally above it.
Wait, I think there's a sniper at the top of the scene.
I just heard a shot.
I'm not going to be able to catch that.
Got one, got one, got the sniper, got the sniper.
Nice, nice, nice.
You're packing a little bit of packing?
I just heard a T's on the side.
I don't know. I don't know what's going on.
It's right over there, it's right there. I marked it.
I'm going for it, I'm going in, I'm going in.
Well take him out, take him out.
Fuck I missed, I missed.
Okay, I'll move the other one, move the other one.
I'm holding, I'm holding, I'm holding Steve.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
One more, one more. One down, one down, one down.
How much money you get for that?
It gives you 14,000, it's about to blow up.
It doesn't blow up immediately with one blow, but it's about to blow right now.
As long as we don't, we stopped from repairing it for like 10 seconds.
It should blow up.
wait what where is it what what he's repairing it as we speak 64 64 and it's
engine five it's fine how is it even possible that's crazy
actually inside.
There's a tank at Tower 4 right now.
How is that even possible?
What the hell?
Seven is in skill. You have a six-six killed it last time. Just have to play ten seconds.
How the hell did I not get that?
Oh.
You only hit five? That was five?
Five at it?
Oh no! Suicid!
I mean I'm fine but I'm...
I've only stuck to it? Did I miss one?
There's nothing I can do about it.
Okay, so it's good.
You don't think I missed one?
Oh
Miss the first one
It's only miss one so yeah that it was six I had seven I had seven C4 if I only miss one that six
Now you never miss thank you sir think you
Miss three
I know we said six seven. All right fantastic
All right, look at that, the pill you need to hit all seven. Six is not enough.
What the fuck is that though?
I don't know dude, that is such bullshit. That is such bullshit. It's all seven. All seven.
Maybe that changes a little bit if you hit like the engine, but I think if you want to guarantee kill them by the way you hit it, it's- it's-
Oh, I just realized I'm fucking- I was taking the passengers here, my own helicopter.
Hey, Genji, I think you might be getting pushed.
Okay.
I swear I saw people, like someone running up.
I'm running up bussy cross 69 asked me does your peanut bussy squirt chunky peanut butter or smooth creamy
scintillating peanut butter
Yeah, brother. I got no clue what that means, but the peanut power is explosive
I'm not sure what you have right there, but I don't have a great answer for you. I'll run the numbers, I'll have my mods look over the data, and I will get back to you soon. Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
Do you worry, uh, Mr. Coconut, I also have one more theory.
I have a theory that no matter how much damage you can put 100 C4 on there, then it has to get disabled first and then you blow it.
That might be how it works. I don't know if you can one-shot blow up and take even with 1000 C4.
That's just a theory now. That's just a theory. It's either 74 kills it or you have to disable it then kill it.
So like maybe like four then three?
Jesus dude, I have fucked the C5. We just gotta get rockets too I think.
But like just like fucking get ten guys and just fucking just grow em. I don't know.
Ten guys and grow em? How's that gonna help?
Help!
Beat the tank!
Get him!
I see it over there!
Get him!
I need to get you my plan!
I'm looking for a tank in Loa, but I don't see any.
it's like missing but sorry missing but missing but missing but missing but
it's a but missing but missing but miss it but no one don't happen anybody
It's the guy!
Gotta stand predictable.
That's right! Never, never, ever let the enemy know what your next move is.
Well, I know I can, but I'm gonna give you a heart attack.
I'm gonna need supplies if I build a drill here, by the way.
As I thinking we I'm thinking we might that light loses wet it's positive
yes possible definitely possible hundred percent possible unlikely though
Un-likely.
Gotcha!
I've been packing, I've been packing.
Perfect.
What a sweet treat.
Sir, would you like to come over here and participate in the game?
Perfect. What a sweet treat.
Sir, would you like to come over here and participate in the game?
Oh, sir, would you come over here? Would you like to come over here and participate in the game you purchased?
Sir? Sir? Sir, there's a game over here that you purchased, if you'd like to play it.
Stupid motherfucker, I fucking hate these guys. Oh my god, these fucking scoopers!
These fucking scoopers! I'll tell you boys, I will tell you!
I will tell you, these fucking scoopers pissed me off!
Hey guys, we have to really turn this around I'm gonna lose
What okay
Had to the hot zone had to the hot zone guys quick to getting close to winning
Oh, I'm ready with the C4. I'm dead. Oh my god
Well, that was pretty close though. That was pretty close. That was a very close one very
I have to say that was pretty close. Honestly gimmick ask me if I want to play one more.
You want to play one more? No. I'm getting off. I'm getting off and I'm getting a burger and
And you guys have stripped me of my right to a McDonald's Big Mac because everyone at my local McDonald's is
High as shit right now. They're not even on earth
They're gonna go
Driver is gonna drive all you know, I mean, I'm even gonna do it. I'm still gonna do it better big
I'm gonna order McDonald's and they're gonna drive all the way there
They're gonna sit in the parking lot for 15 minutes and then the order will cancel because the guys inside are smoking that pipe
He's definitely done that before.
Yes! Like 20 times!
I still believe this day!
To this day!
At any moment!
I will order McDonald's
from 2am to 5am
and they won't cancel the order after sitting
in the parking lot for 50 minutes.
It happens every time!
Because my will to my McDonald's is getting fucking high!
It's smoking weed, man!
It's smoking weed!
And you can't make a fucking burger!
I love thank God. I was still doing I would try you know what dude you much
Let me tell you by the way, you don't get all the money back. You don't get all the money back
Okay, that's how dedicated I am beginning to make dollars burger. I have probably done this no joke by 10 to 15 times
Can I get my back 100% anytime there's a problem I get full refund. I
Yeah, I mean, well, yeah, door actually might but who brings you down. I'll just use your desk, but oh
but
You know I'm telling you if I order McDonald's late there's like a 95% chance they go you see the little car on the map
It drives to it
It reads waiting for your order, and then they sit there for 15 minutes
And then they and then they actually most of the time they really can't see the order you actually see the car
Go home
Yeah, I've seen that
House
bike all the way home the bike they really had a guy steal my food once he
picked it up and then he was at an apartment for 20 minutes now I finally
cancelled it I don't have like 40 minutes from the bike home to I watched
the whole thing on my fucking phone oh shit's puppy girl bar job
fucking piece of shit
though we're not playing another
hello mr. the beat up
hey guys
one more, probably one more
fuck you guys
i'm a good guy
i'm a good guy
i'm a good guy
i'll buy you a tank right now
eat my butthole
fuck you guys
fuck you
fuck that guy
Fuck you, fuck that guy over there, fuck that guy in the logs, fuck this guy, fuck those two over there, fuck this guy that they spawned, fuck the guy in the helicopter, fuck all those people by and shit, fuck all of you, I'm leaving.
I'm outta here, I am outta here! I'm getting my burger!
P.F. is the guy who calls the cops.
What does he even mean?
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
What?
What if a guy got shot?
Are you going over there?
Oh, don't worry, all handle this.
Get you all the bad guys and resuscitate you and take this bullet out and sew you on up.
You'll be fine.
Not calling the cop so.
Hold on.
You said those are your ops over there?
Boom, boom, boom.
All four of them are dead.
Go ahead and take this bullet out and sew you up.
Here's some medicine.
I'm gonna prescribe it to you.
You'll feel better in five weeks.
That's what you do?
You dumbass.
You call the cops too.
It depends on the scenario.
Now if the neighbors are being a little loud,
because of a party on a Monday night,
I'll let it slide, I'll let it slide.
Okay, I'll let it slide.
But that motherfucker that, you know,
harasses you with the H-O-A laws
or tells you your trash bins are too close together,
they're too close to the curb,
or you know, your grass has to be a certain length
whatever that guy if he goes past 10 p.m. I'm calling the police. I'm telling them
there's a bomb there just getting in the game of course in the game the eight to
eight in the game in the game in the game in the game in the game in the game
in war dogs guys in war dogs in war dogs in war dogs in war dogs in war dogs
Um, whoo, close one.
Jeez.
Close.
That was close.
Very close.
Very close.
Um.
Mmm.
Mmm.
The most complaints are bits made.
Everyone in H.A.T.
deserves everything.
That's right.
That's right.
I don't even know why H.A.T.
is a thing.
Listen, I get you don't want to live in a trashy neighborhood with his average everywhere
and someone doesn't take care of their lawn.
I get that.
I get it.
I get that.
I get that.
I get that.
Is there like a middle ground?
Is that something where you don't have to deal
with the bitches that are like walking over
telling you that your trash cans aren't the right color,
but then also there isn't a bunch of houses that are crap?
Because listen, I like the neighborhood to look nice.
I won't lie to you.
I will, okay, you know, you don't have to mow your lawn
every, you know, every week, you know, but once every,
you know, every, even, even too much, I'd be fine with.
It gets a little long.
Hey, let it hang.
Let it hang.
Let it hang.
I just don't want to be driving down the block, you know,
and there's Miss Applebottom with her great clean house
and then next to it, you got a couch on the lawn
with two naked 400 pound men
breaking Miller lights on it.
All right, I don't want that.
I don't want that, but also I don't want some lady
coming and telling me that I have to keep my garage closed
to some stupid shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Is there a middle part?
Is there a middle ground?
You guys don't understand.
You guys get it, you guys get it, you guys get it,
you guys get it, you guys get it, you guys get it.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
hey that's American, okay.
All right, listen, I am not a commie, I love America,
But I'm not having guys with couches on their front lawn,
shirts off, 400 pounds at noon on a Thursday,
drinking Miller lights and a hose,
washing their whole driveway, okay?
That's not, okay, that's not,
I don't, it doesn't have to be crazy.
It doesn't have to be crazy.
You can let it hang, my boy.
You can let it hang, my boy.
You can let it hang, my boy.
I don't have that, okay?
The neighborhood at least needs to be decent.
Decent neighborhood, decent neighborhood.
That's a costume, right?
Hey, no, that's still, that's still,
that's still, that's still, that's still, that's still.
Stop making fun of hot stew.
That's exactly the point.
I literally can't picture anyone else
who would be on that couch.
And I'm pretty certain all of you guys
are also picturing hot stew on that couch.
Well, you missed out on the hilarious neighborhood
interactions with the cops.
I guess, I guess, I guess.
Well, well, not really, not really guys, because you know how it goes, you know how it goes.
You know, you see a bunch of cops randomly on a Thursday night down the block, there's
like six of them, the whole neighborhood has lit up with red and blue, red and blue lights,
And, sure, do you wanna laugh or do you wanna see what's going on?
Sure, but you know you're going to hell if you go do that and it was actually serious.
If it's Grand Mima, 98 years old, just had a heart attack and you're dicking around laughing.
So you gotta just say, bless their hearts, I hope everybody's okay and go back to your
own business or you're going to hell.
You already know how that goes.
In theory, that's a fun idea.
But you know you gotta go bless their hearts, I hope everything's fine.
You gotta go back to what you're doing.
Intense, it's great man,
Grand Mimi, 98 years old, and she's dead.
Don't talk about it?
So you don't even get to enjoy it when that does happen
because you have to be better safe than sorry.
Are you doing the hell?
You're doing the hell?
Shut the fuck up and go to bed.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Obviously I'm not appreciated.
Obviously I'm not appreciated around here.
I am not appreciated.
I am not being appreciated here.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
I have great, let me speak to the people.
Let me speak to the people.
Let me speak to the people.
You know what?
Fuck you, I'm gonna come up with another story.
I'm gonna come up with another one.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Al-Qaeda on unicycles.
Al-Qaeda on unicycles.
Might be the move.
We wouldn't even shoot him
because we would be so confused at what's going on.
They might even be able to just pass by our defenses.
Who are all those guys on unicycles?
Who's that group of 30 gentlemen on unicycles?
All that, why do they all have AK-47s?
I don't know, they're on unicycles, let them in.
Let them in, what's going on?
Just go ahead and let them in.
They obviously can't be dangerous,
they're all on unicycles.
Why are you helping terrorists?
I'm not helping terrorists, I'm just giving out the idea
that Al Qaeda might be able to infiltrate more places
they wanna infiltrate if they're on duty cycles.
As you already know, when they're driving up
in the beat up Scratch paint Toyota truck from 2003
with the giant LNG on the back,
that's Al Qaeda, blow them up.
Obama, get the drone out.
Take them down from the start, they don't even understand it.
How kind of does he even have fucking bottled water yet?
They see him.
They think God's coming down.
They think God's coming down on him.
They think it's God.
They think that God's are striking him.
It's just us.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, good night, everybody.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, boys, have a good one.
Have a good one, have a good one, boys.
Have a good one, have a good one.
I can ride a huge cycle.
Oh, congratulations, buddy, congratulations.
All right, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
The end of the sun god, that's right.
All right, good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night, good night now, boys.
Have a good night now, good night now, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
I'll probably hop on early tomorrow again.
I don't know if it's gonna be right at 2 p.m. CT.
I don't know, I don't know, it could be, it could be.
It depends, I'm not gonna lie to you,
it depends completely on if I get this McDonald's.
If I get this McDonald's, I'll be in a great mood.
I'll probably hop on at 2 p.m.
If I don't, bad mood, bad mood, bad mood.
It's not just like they tell you either.
I just explained to you what happens.
You wait 30 minutes and then he drives home
while still having your orders, so you know.
There's a lot of stuff going in here.
It's a very common.
My wife, Sammy, gets annoyed that I put you
on the living room TV every night.
She secretly loves it, so can you wish her a happy birthday?
Happy birthday, Sammy.
May your living room be forever blessed by peanut.
Happy birthday, Sammy!
Happy birthday!
Hope it swims, you're going full of magical activities.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good night.
Rest up, rest easy now, boys.
Rest easy now boys, rest easy, don't go crazy now.
Don't go crazy, don't go crazy.
Have a good night now boys, rest up, rest easy.
Lay that head on that pillow, have a restful sleep boys,
get energized with tomorrow.
Have a good night boys, good night now gang,
have a good night, good night everybody,
good night now gang, rest up, rest easy,
good night, sleep tight and do not!
But under any circumstances whatsoever, whatsoever, let the bed bugs fuck your ass!
Get out of here, get out before it's too late, the bed bugs are on their way!
Get out of here, get out!
Get out!
I'll see you in the next video.